E4 - The Equally Foolish Angel and Demon Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:40] Lily     Hold still, you little... [01:42] Lily     Just accept that you're     no match for me and surrender. [01:45] Lily     I'll make sure it doesn't hurt! [01:48] Demon     Why are you trying to erase me? [01:50] Lily     Because you're a demon. [01:52] Demon     Dude, that's it? [01:54] Lily     Also, there's a stray dog     attacking women in this area lately. [01:59] Lily     That's you, isn't it? [02:01] Demon     I'll tell you if you can defeat me. [02:04] Demon     No one has ever dared to face my true form! [02:09] Lily     Oh? [02:10] Lily     I can't wait. [02:11] Demon     Beware... [02:13] Demon     In this form, my power, my intellect... [02:17] Demon     It's all 50% off from that of my beast form! [02:22] Akutsu     Your ability's gone down. [02:24] Demon     I see you're so terrified by my power-up     that you're at a loss for words. [02:29] Demon     None could blame you. [02:31] Demon     For the very sight of my— [02:35] Lily     What's with that skimpy costume?! [02:37] Lily     It's so random and cringey! [02:39] Lily     Fool! [02:40] Demon     But my body went into summer mode... [02:45] Akutsu     I worry about you in more ways than one. [02:48] Demon     Thank you. [02:50] Lily     H-Hey, shouldn't you be hiding? [02:52] Demon     Hold on. Are you an angel, too? [02:56] Demon     No, you aren't... [02:58] Demon     You're one of my kind. [03:00] Demon     What are you doing with an angel? [03:03] Akutsu     Umm... [03:05] Demon     A traitor! [03:06] Akutsu     No, there's a reason for this! [03:09] Demon     I don't want to hear it. [03:10] Akutsu     No, please, hear me out! [03:12] Demon     Fine. [03:14] Demon     But before we talk, [03:16] Demon     attack that woman. [03:18] Akutsu     I can't... [03:20] Lily     That's enough. [03:22] Lily     Out of the way. [03:24] Lily     Interfere any further,     and I'll exorcise you, too. [03:28] Akutsu     Hang on, both of you! [03:30] Akutsu     You've forgotten something important! [03:32] Lily; Demon     What? [03:33] Akutsu     Listen up, guys. [03:34] Akutsu     You need to calm down and talk it out     before you resort to violence. [03:38] Akutsu     About the past, and about the future. [03:41] Akutsu     Yes... SIGN    Mash the button to     complete the heart! [03:42] Akutsu     Mash the button and complete the heart! SIGN    Push [03:49] Akutsu     Hold love in your heart. SIGN    Hold     love SIGN    in     your     heart SIGN    Bonus confirmed! [03:53] Akutsu     Bonus confirmed! [03:56] Demon     You aren't bad for a fool's acquaintance! [04:00] Lily     Nor are you, for a fool's kind! [04:04] Lily     You make me laugh, speaking of a demon's love! [04:06] Demon     Speaking of love is the task of     fools and angels, is it not? [04:09] Lily     I don't have time for that now! [04:11] Demon     Neither do I! [04:13] Akutsu     All right... [04:14] Akutsu     If you both so insist, I'll let you both feel... [04:17] Akutsu     my love. SIGN    Slightly     embarrassed [04:23] Akutsu     If the power of love will reach your heart, SIGN    If the power of love will     reach your heart, I wish you     would stop this fighting [04:28] Akutsu     I wish you would stop this fighting. [04:32] Akutsu     Now, please, let us hear how you feel! [04:35] Demon     I'm not doing anything. [04:36] Demon     This kid's a real piece of— [04:38] Demon     She actually took the mic! [04:40] Demon     Is she actually going to answer?! [04:42] Lily     My wish is to have     never met you in the first place. [04:47] Lily     Being with you is super stressful. [04:52] Demon     Angels sure are terrifying! [04:54] Demon     He was trying to put up with her*?! [04:59] Demon     The counter-attack?! [05:00] Akutsu     You didn't have to say it like that. SIGN    Sob SIGN    Sob [05:04] Demon     He's so sensitive! [05:06] Akutsu     I know it couldn't have worked. [05:10] Demon     He's actually admitting it. [05:12] Demon     He's still not done?! [05:13] Lily     I can't hear you. [05:15] Lily     If you have something to say, say it clearly. [05:18] Lily     Now look what you've done. [05:20] Lily     I'm even more stressed out. [05:22] Demon     Stop! [05:23] Demon     You're going to break! [05:25] Demon     Why are you doing this?! [05:27] Demon     Wait... is it for my sake? [05:29] Demon     That's right... [05:30] Akutsu     Haiku poem, tanka poem! SIGN    Haiku poem,     tanka poem [05:30] Demon     He's had my back this whole time. [05:34] Demon     And he continues to distract that terrifying*     angel so that she doesn't come after me! [05:35] Lily     Haiku poem, go ie SIGN    Haiku poem,     go °ie [05:43] Demon     I see... [05:44] Demon     So that's what it means... [05:46] Demon     The one who learned love... [05:48] Demon     The one who received love... SIGN    Tremble [05:50] Akutsu     I can hardly even stand. [05:53] Akutsu     I can't take any more. Mercy... [05:55] Demon     You've done enough. [05:58] Demon     Thanks for doing all this for me. [06:00] Demon     It's enough. [06:02] Demon     I don't want you to suffer anymore! [06:06] Akutsu     I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. SIGN    I can't     stand this. [06:12] Lily     I can't stand this. SIGN    Get me     the heck     out of     here. [06:13] Lily     Get me the heck out of here. [06:16] Lily     You two can enjoy each other's     company without me. SIGN    You     two     can     enjoy SIGN    each     other's     company     without     me. SIGN    Amane [06:21] Lily     All right, I'll have you     confess your sins to me. [06:25] Lily     What are you looking for and why? [06:28] Demon     I've been looking for a book. [06:30] Demon     But I couldn't find it. [06:32] Lily     A book? [06:33] Demon     I've always been a loner. [06:35] Demon     No one's ever cared about me. [06:38] Demon     One day, I learned of something called     spats, which give you a beautiful figure. SIGN    Shapely legs SIGN    All     you     need! [06:43] Demon     At first, I was happy just looking     at women in spats in books. SIGN    Beautiful Legs     Beautiful Butts [06:49] Lily     So you couldn't help     but attack women in spats... [06:53] Demon     No, well, I thought they were wearing     spats, but they were leggings... [06:57] Lily     What the hell is he talking about? [06:58] Akutsu     I don't even know the difference     between spats and leggings. [07:00] Lily     Very well. [07:02] Lily     I'll take care of your sin. [07:04] Lily     I shall guide you toward a state of purity. [07:13] Demon     No one cared about me until now. [07:16] Demon     You're the first one who's     ever been kind to me. [07:21] Demon     Thank you. [07:22] Akutsu     You idiot, don't thank me! [07:25] Akutsu     I only did it for myself! [07:29] Akutsu     I... [07:31] Akutsu     I... [07:41] Lily     Wait, wait... [07:43] Kearney     Oh, it's so cute! [07:46] Kearney     You always find the cutest things, Amane-chan. [07:49] Kearney     Now, leave the rest to me. [07:52] Kearney     Bye! [07:54] Lily     Sure. [07:57] Akutsu     Hey, who was that? [07:59] Lily     Kearney-san. The president of the dog-and-cat     rescue volunteer organization. SIGN    Meow Woof Meow [08:03] Akutsu     No, I mean... [08:04] Lily     You mean what I did to the demon, don't you? [08:07] Lily     I sealed away his wicked thoughts and powers. [08:10] Akutsu     Sealed? [08:11] Lily     We seal away wicked thoughts, [08:13] Lily     and if they are beasts,     we let the organizations handle them. [08:16] Lily     Though I don't know what we do with humanoids. [08:19] Lily     I have no intention of taking demons' lives. [08:22] Lily     Though I can't speak for the other angels. [08:25] Akutsu     So what about that vicious scythe     you were wrecking the concrete with? [08:28] Lily     I was never going to hit him with it. [08:31] Lily     The concrete was just an illusion, too. [08:33] Lily     Besides, I was adjusting     my power as I was fighting. [08:37] Lily     Even if I'd hit him by accident,     he wouldn't have had so much as a scrape. [08:41] Lily     What? You don't seem convinced. [08:45] Akutsu     What about the one you humiliated     and exorcised slowly on the first day? [08:51] Lily     That one? [08:52] Lily     Here. [08:53] Akutsu     What's this? [08:55] Lily     Cute, right? [08:56] Lily     I drew them on him in return     for what he did to my cardigan. [09:00] Lily     I'm told they helped him find     a new owner right away. [09:03] Lily     If you don't want me to draw eyebrows     on you, you'd best not defy me. [09:09] Akutsu     Something's wrong. [09:11] Akutsu     Are angels really like this? [09:13] Akutsu     It's nothing like our intel said. [09:16] Akutsu     Not only does she spare demons' lives, [09:18] Akutsu     she takes pictures with them     with that look on her face. [09:22] Akutsu     But from the photos I saw before,     what angels do is cruel. [09:26] Akutsu     Or is she just.... [09:28] Lily     Now, then, Akutsu, I'm running out of energy. [09:33] Akutsu     Is Amane just... [09:36] Akutsu     Special? [09:39] Lily     Shall we go eat? [09:40] Lily     I'll treat you. [09:42] Lily     As a reward for your work. [09:45] Akutsu     Sure, let's go. [09:48] Lily     What? [09:49] Lily     You look like you want to say something. [09:50] Lily     Tell me. [09:51] Lily     You've got me curious. [09:53] Akutsu     I mean, you know. [09:54] Akutsu     I always thought angels were cruel. [09:57] Akutsu     So I'm a bit surprised that you're so kind. [10:00] Lily     What, you just noticed that I'm kind? SIGN    Hey, Hey [10:04] Lily     You sure are dense. [10:06] Akutsu     I was a fool for saying that. [10:08] Lily     Yep, you're a fool. [10:10] Lily     Now, let's go. [10:11] Akutsu     Hey. [10:15] Lily     "Kind," huh? [10:16] Lily     People say that about me*     when I'm in my normal state, [10:20] Lily     but this is the first time anyone's said     that to me when I showed my true form. [10:23] Lily     He sure is a fool, though. [10:27] Lily     His words are so silly, I don't even     want to look at his face right now. [10:34] Akutsu     Hey, slow down a bit. [10:38] Akutsu     W-Wait! [10:40] Lily     You did good work for me. [10:43] Lily     I figured I ought to reward you. [10:47] Lily     Look at you, all worked up. [10:49] Lily     You're adorable. [10:51] Lily     Now... [10:52] Akutsu     Wait, Amane! [10:59] Sensei     Morning, Akutsu-kun. [11:02] Sensei     Did you have a nice nap? [11:04] Sensei     You've got some nerve,     falling asleep in my class. SIGN    Daaaze [11:08] Akutsu     Sh-Shiromura-sensei! [11:09] Akutsu     Wait, no, stop! [11:11] Sensei     Kapow! [11:13] Akutsu     Ever since that day Amane     and I went demon hunting, [11:16] Akutsu     I've been having dreams about her. [11:19] Akutsu     Come to think of it, my heart was pounding. [11:24] Akutsu     No... [11:25] Akutsu     No, no, no. SIGN    Click SIGN    Click SIGN    Click [11:27] Akutsu     There's no way I would, right? [11:29] Akutsu     Me? Have romantic feelings?! [11:33] Akutsu     Impossible. [11:34] Akutsu     She's an enemy, too. [11:36] Akutsu     And more than anything, she's... [11:44] Akutsu     Damn, she's really yanking my chain. [11:51] Akutsu     Coming. [11:55] Liz     You finally showed up! SIGN    Huff SIGN    Puff [11:57] Liz     You shouldn't be lazy just because     you don't have school! SIGN    Huff, puff [12:04] Liz     You finally showed— [12:06] Liz     Sheesh. [12:07] Liz     How could you slam the door     on your own superior? [12:10] Akutsu     Sorry, Department Chief Liz. [12:12] Akutsu     So, what brings you here? [12:15] Liz     It's about what I contacted you about recently. SIGN    Akutsu SIGN    Dear Akutsu-sama SIGN    Dear Akutsu-sama,     There is something I'd like to bring to     you in person for reasons of security.     It's nothing to be suspicious of.     Please and thank you. [12:17] Liz     There's something I'd like to give you. [12:20] Akutsu     And it's in that case? [12:21] Liz     Not that. [12:24] Liz     It's what I'm wearing right now. [12:27] Liz     I'm told that there's a custom of changing     one's wardrobe to match the season. [12:31] Liz     I've brought a uniform for that occasion. [12:33] Akutsu     Why did you have to wear it, though? [12:34] Akutsu     And isn't that a girls' uniform? [12:39] Liz     I'll be sending yours later. [12:42] Liz     By priority mail. [12:43] Akutsu     I'm pretty sure you just wanted to wear that. [12:47] Liz     How is your mission coming? [12:49] Liz     Have you come across anyone     who might be right for the task? [12:52] Akutsu     My mission? [12:53] Akutsu     Right. [12:54] Akutsu     I came here to carry out a mission. [12:58] Akutsu     Our world, Hell, is in danger. [13:03] Akutsu     My boss decided to find someone     charismatic to lead and motivate us. [13:10] Akutsu     And I was ordered to carry out that search. [13:14] Akutsu     Er... Not quite. [13:16] Liz     I see. [13:17] Liz     You haven't found a single candidate, huh? [13:20] Akutsu     Actually... [13:21] Akutsu     I found someone who seemed fitting,     but she's got some issues. SIGN    Fwahahaha SIGN    Has some issues [13:26] Akutsu     She's attractive,     but she's got a terrible personality. SIGN    Terrible personality [13:28] Akutsu     Perhaps I'm being picky,     but I have quite a few concerns. [13:32] Liz     I see. [13:34] Liz     I understand why you'd be cautious. [13:36] Liz     But please don't forget     that we don't have time. [13:39] Liz     I'll do my best to support your work. [13:42] Akutsu     Right. SIGN    Whew [13:44] Liz     Well, shall we go to sleep? [13:46] Akutsu     Huh? [13:48] Akutsu     W-Wait, you're s-s-sleeping here?! [13:50] Liz     Our department doesn't have a very big budget. [13:53] Liz     Don't worry, though. [13:55] Liz     I've brought everything I'll be needing. [13:56] Akutsu     What is that, your sleepover kit? [13:59] Liz     I'll be getting changed, now. [14:02] Akutsu     What am I supposed to do? [14:03] Akutsu     This is all kinds of wrong. [14:05] Akutsu     Hang on, is this one of those forbidden loves     between an employee and his superior? [14:10] Liz     My dear little lamb... [14:12] Akutsu     I'm an alpaca. [14:13] Akutsu     Oh, no! [14:15] Akutsu     This is bad! [14:17] Liz     Is something the matter? [14:19] Akutsu     She's going to turn me into a man. SIGN    Straw SIGN    Bosses these days [14:22] Akutsu     Straw. [14:24] Liz     I brought this with me. [14:26] Akutsu     Yeah... SIGN    Insomnia SIGN    Insomnia [14:30] Liz     I-I can't! SIGN    Insomnia SIGN    Insomnia SIGN    Insomnia [14:32] Liz     I can't eat all this! SIGN    Insomnia [14:35] Liz     It's so good, though... [14:37] Liz     It's too delicious! [14:39] Akutsu     What kind of sleep talking is that? [14:42] Liz     We're going training after breakfast. [14:45] Akutsu     Training? [14:47] Akutsu     Hey, hey, miss, are you free? [14:51] Akutsu     Wanna come with me and... [14:53] Woman 1     Gross. No one said you could talk to me. [14:55] Woman 2     Also, you've been going around     chatting up all sorts of people. [14:59] Woman 1     We aren't that easy. [15:02] Akutsu     I don't wanna do this anymore! SIGN    I don't wanna     do this anymore [15:04] Liz     This is going nowhere. [15:06] Akutsu     Um... [15:07] Akutsu     How is this any kind of training? [15:10] Liz     Even if you find an apt candidate, it won't     matter if you can't bring them to Hell. [15:14] Liz     Or are you confident that you     can relay the details of their duties, [15:18] Liz     convince them to take them on,     and bring them to Hell? [15:22] Akutsu     I did try that on an angel. [15:24] Liz     Even if they agree to be something of an idol, [15:26] Liz     it won't work if they're reluctant. [15:29] Liz     We need them to consent to coming so that     they can boost our morale effectively. [15:34] Akutsu     Um... [15:35] Akutsu     I've been looking for my dog     since the day before yesterday. [15:39] Woman 3     I don't think I've seen it. [15:42] Akutsu     I hate to impose... [15:46] Akutsu     But would you please let me know     if you see him? [15:49] Akutsu     My sickly kid sister is so worried,     she can't even eat. [15:54] Woman 3     All right. [15:56] Woman 3     I'll ask my friends, too. [15:57] Woman 3     Could you please give me     your contact information? [16:00] Akutsu     Thank you very much! [16:02] Akutsu     Please do let me know. [16:04] Woman 3     I hope you find him soon. [16:08] Akutsu     I'm sorry for lying. [16:11] Akutsu     But I got her contact info! [16:13] Liz     How did it go? [16:14] Liz     That seemed quite promising. [16:17] Akutsu     Good. [16:18] Akutsu     The guilt is weighing on me, though. [16:20] Liz     Warfare is about focusing     all your might on a single spot. [16:25] Akutsu     What are you talking about? [16:27] Liz     You need to determine     where best to focus your efforts. [16:30] Liz     That woman earlier was walking her dog. [16:33] Liz     There's a way in for every woman, not just her. [16:37] Liz     You need to aim for that. [16:39] Liz     That's how you'll grow. [16:42] Akutsu     Right. [16:43] Woman 4     So cute! [16:44] Girl     Thank you! [16:45] Woman 5     You're a kind young man. [16:48] Liz     Let's move on. SIGN    Local Newspaper [16:50] Liz     Invite her to tea and spend some time with her. [16:53] Akutsu     Hi, there. [16:54] Akutsu     May I ask you something? [16:56] Yuka     Yes? [16:57] Yuka     Huh? It's Akutsu-kun. [16:59] Akutsu     Tanahashi! SIGN    Aieeee [17:01] Yuka     Whatcha doing? [17:03] Yuka     Don't tell me you're one of those guys. SIGN    Grin     grinning [17:07] Akutsu     No, well, I'm not trying     to hit on you or anything. [17:09] Yuka     You are trying to hit on people! [17:10] Akutsu     I'm not! [17:12] Yuka     Well, let's go, then. [17:13] Yuka     We're doing tea, right? [17:14] Yuka     You're buying. [17:15] Akutsu     Huh? Yeah... [17:18] Lily     That was a good sleep. [17:20] Lily     Looks like I slept through a lot of my Sunday. [17:23] Lily     Doesn't look like we'll have time     to go demon hunting today. [17:25] Lily     I guess I'll do the laundry. SIGN    Devil Chomp SIGN    Cafe Until 6PM,     Bar Afterwards [17:28] Yuka     Why here? [17:30] Akutsu     Eh, I kinda wanted grown-up vibes. [17:33] Bar     Here you are. Orange juice. [17:35] Yuka     Thank you very much. [17:37] Yuka     Does it really help the vibe if we're only     drinking orange juice, though? [17:41] Akutsu     G-Good point. [17:44] Akutsu     So, Chief, what do I do now? [17:47] Liz     J-Just a moment! [17:49] Liz     Not here! [17:50] Akutsu     Wait... don't tell me... [17:52] Akutsu     She's checking a book?! [17:54] Akutsu     Damn it! [17:55] Akutsu     I can't depend on my boss! [17:56] Akutsu     This place is... [17:57] Yuka     Oh yeah, so I've been wondering... [18:00] Yuka     Do you have a crush on Lily-chan? [18:02] Yuka     You hang out together a lot. [18:04] Akutsu     No, there's no way. [18:06] Yuka     Are you sure? [18:07] Liz     Who is Lily-san? [18:09] Akutsu     Now's not the time, Chief! [18:10] Yuka     You think she's pretty cute, though, don't you? [18:14] Akutsu     Of course... [18:18] Akutsu     not. [18:20] Yuka     You're so obvious. [18:22] Yuka     Hey, I'll help you out     if you ever need anything. [18:25] Akutsu     What about you, then, Tanahashi? [18:27] Akutsu     What about Hirota? [18:28] Yuka     Ah, Kensaku. [18:30] Yuka     I'm pushing pretty hard, but it's not easy. [18:37] Yuka     I guess being childhood friends     doesn't really work. [18:41] Akutsu     This is it! [18:42] Akutsu     This is when I need to     say something thoughtful! [18:45] Akutsu     Is there any advice I can give her? [18:47] Akutsu     I know! [18:48] Akutsu     Listen, Tanahashi, warfare is about... [18:51] Akutsu     Huh? [18:52] Akutsu     What was it? [18:54] Akutsu     I can't remember! [18:55] Yuka     Warfare is about focusing     all your might on a single spot, right? [19:00] Yuka     That's Napoleon, isn't it? [19:03] Yuka     You're right. [19:04] Yuka     I've been the one pushing     at him this whole time, [19:08] Yuka     but maybe I've been focusing     on the wrong thing. [19:10] Yuka     Thanks. That's good advice. [19:12] Akutsu     It worked out! [19:14] Akutsu     I don't know who Naporitan is, but thank you! [19:17] Yuka     Not that I'm trying to return     the favor for today, [19:20] Yuka     but if anything ever comes up     with Lily-chan, I'll hear you out. [19:23] Akutsu     R-Right. [19:25] Akutsu     You're pretty cool, aren't you? [19:27] Yuka     I know, right? [19:29] Akutsu     You aren't half bad, either, Akutsu-kun! [19:32] Yuka     All right, next step! [19:33] Yuka     Invite her to a park at night. [19:36] Akutsu     Nope! [19:37] Liz     After a good conversation at a bar, [19:39] Liz     she's no doubt looking to be alone     with you at a park at night! [19:42] Liz     Or so it says! [19:43] Akutsu     I'm not doing that in this situation! [19:45] Akutsu     She has a crush on my guy friend. [19:48] Akutsu     I can't possibly invite her     to the park at night! [19:51] Song     Creep! Creep! Creep! [19:53] Akutsu     My school life would be over if word got out! [19:56] Liz     Not carrying out orders     will affect your evaluation, [19:58] Liz     even if it's just training. [20:00] Akutsu     Are you serious?! [20:01] Yuka     Look at the time. [20:03] Yuka     Let's get going. [20:04] Akutsu     Hang on! [20:09] Akutsu     S-Sorry. [20:10] Akutsu     Hey... [20:14] Akutsu     Do you have time... [20:18] Lily     I fell asleep in the middle of laundry. [20:20] Lily     I might have caught a cold. [20:22] Lily     Maybe I should take a bath and warm up. [20:26] Akutsu     Sorry about that. [20:26] Yuka     I don't mind. [20:29] Yuka     Although it embarrassed me. [20:32] Yuka     I won't tell anyone about today, though. [20:37] Yuka     I can go by myself from here. [20:38] Yuka     Thanks for everything today. [20:39] Yuka     See you at school tomorrow. [20:44] Liz     Good work today. [20:46] Liz     I'm almost out of time,     so I'm thinking of heading home. [20:49] Akutsu     I see. [20:51] Liz     Sorry about the sudden visit. [20:54] Liz     But I'm glad I got to see     how you've been living your life. [20:58] Akutsu     Right. [20:59] Liz     There's just one thing... [21:02] Akutsu     Do you have some time after? [21:04] Bartender     W-We mustn't, sir. [21:11] Akutsu     Don't say that. [21:12] Akutsu     It'll be all right. [21:16] Bartender     S-Sir?! [21:19] Liz     I have no issue with your preferences, [21:21] Liz     but I'm not sure that was appropriate     in front of another woman. [21:24] Akutsu     Please forget about that! [21:27] Akutsu     Damn it, Amane... [21:28] Akutsu     What kind of timing was that?! [21:31] Akutsu     Although, I guess she helped me out of a bind? [21:33] Liz     Please apply what you     learned today going forward. [21:37] Liz     I have faith that you'll complete your mission. [21:41] Liz     Well, keep doing your best. [21:47] Akutsu     I'm exhausted. [21:49] Akutsu     I spent all day getting     jerked around by my boss. [21:54] Akutsu     But thanks to that,     I feel a little more confident. [21:58] Akutsu     I'd like to get right to work,     but first, I need to deal with her. [22:04] Akutsu     I should give it another shot!