# The Foolish Angel Dances with the Devil
Determined to protect his demon world from heavenly angels, demon Masatora Akutsu heads to earth in search of a charismatic human to rally his kin. Masquerading as a high schooler for his recruitment mission, he’s captivated by the lovely Lily Amane. But he’s in for a wild celestial surprise, because she’s his archnemesis—an angel—and she’s set on reforming his demonic ways!
# Season 1
# E1 - The Foolish Angel and the Demon
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GEVUZD0MD/the-foolish-angel-and-the-demon)
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**[00:02] Akutsu**
*I couldn't take my eyes off her sparkling hair.*
**[00:08] Akutsu**
*Her bored-looking ruby eyes.*
**[00:12] Akutsu**
*Her small, well-shaped nose.*
**[00:14] Akutsu**
*Her cherry blossom-colored lips.*
**[00:19] Akutsu**
*That moment, I realized...*
**[00:23] Akutsu**
*This girl...*
**[02:03] Guy 1**
I heard there's a new student
transferring in today.
**[02:05] Guy 2**
Wow, in May? That doesn't happen often.
**[02:08] Girl 1**
I wonder what he's like!
**[02:09] Girl 1**
I hope he's good-looking.
**[02:10] Girl 2**
Here we go again.
**[02:12] Guy 1**
I mean, come on...
**[02:13] Teacher**
You can come in when I call for you.
**[02:15] Teacher**
There's nothing to worry about.
**[02:17] Teacher**
I'm sure you'll fit in just fine.
**[02:19] Akutsu**
Thank you.
**[02:21] Teacher**
Yup.
**[02:25] Teacher**
All right, take your seats.
**[02:27] Male Student**
Okay.
**[02:28] Teacher**
As some of you may know,
I'm going to introduce a new student.
**[02:33] Akutsu**
*Well, here we go.*
**[02:36] Teacher**
All right, come in.
**[02:39] Akutsu**
Okay, here we go!
**[02:41] Teacher**
Akutsu Masatora-kun.
**[02:43] Teacher**
Sixteen years old.
**[02:47] Teacher**
When he was young,
he didn't like having a shaved head,
**[02:50] Teacher**
so he tried to use his dad's hair growth tonic,
but it was actually hair removal cream.
**[02:55] Teacher**
By the time he realized, it was too late.
**[02:58] Teacher**
I kind of know what it's like, too.
**[03:01] Teacher**
Well, Akutsu, say hi to everyone.
**[03:04] Akutsu**
Right.
**[03:05] Akutsu**
Nice to meet you all.
**[03:07] Akutsu**
I'm Akutsu Masatora.
**[03:09] Akutsu**
My hobby is exploring pharmacies.
**[03:11] Akutsu**
My favorite word is...
**[03:13] Akutsu**
follicles.
**[03:16] Students**
Please live!
**[03:17] Akutsu**
My life hasn't been very good so far.
**[03:21] Akutsu**
But I hope to make some good
memories with all of you here.
**[03:29] Teacher**
Let's all applaud him!
**[03:33] Girl 1**
Be strong!
**[03:35] Guy 2**
You got this!
**[03:37] Akutsu**
*How can they not see through such a stupid lie?*
**[03:40] Akutsu**
*Humans are so simple!*
**[03:43] Teacher**
There's something on your head.
**[03:57] Teacher**
Akutsu...
**[03:58] Teacher**
You've got a full head of hair.
**[04:01] Teacher**
Are you trying to insult me?
**[04:04] Akutsu**
It grew out just now!
**[04:05] Akutsu**
I shed all my old cells!
**[04:08] Akutsu**
Damn it!
**[04:08] Akutsu**
Why did have to grow out now?
**[04:10] Akutsu**
These freaking...
**[04:12] Akutsu**
follicles!
**[04:15] Teacher**
Akutsu, what do you think you're doing?!
**[04:18] Akutsu**
Don't stop me, Sensei!
**[04:19] Akutsu**
Pull out my hair and put it under!
**[04:21] Akutsu**
Pull out my hair and...
**[04:23] Teacher**
Well, there you have it.
**[04:25] Teacher**
You all be good to him, all right?
**[04:27] All**
Okay.
**[04:29] Teacher**
Your seat's over there.
**[04:31] Akutsu**
Okay.
**[04:33] Akutsu**
* I did as I was told, but maybe*
* I should have been more careful.*
**[04:39] Akutsu**
* Eh, no one's suspicious of*
* who I might really be just yet.*
**[04:52] Akutsu**
*She's so cute.*
**[04:54] Akutsu**
*And pretty.*
**[04:58] Akutsu**
* I never thought a human girl*
* could be so pretty.*
**[05:05] Akutsu**
*What was that?!*
**[05:06] Akutsu**
* What is this bittersweet*
* emotion filling my chest?*
**[05:08] Teacher**
Akutsu, what is wrong with you?!
**[05:10] Akutsu**
What's happening to my body?!
**[05:13] Teacher**
Akutsu! Akutsu!
**[05:16] Teacher**
Akutsu!
**[05:20] Girl**
Should we talk to him?
**[05:21] Akutsu**
*What was that just now?*
**[05:24] Akutsu**
*I still feel lightheaded.*
**[05:26] Akutsu**
*She's so cute, though.*
**[05:29] Akutsu**
*So pure and lovely.*
**[05:30] Akutsu**
*So beautiful and perfect.*
**[05:32] Akutsu**
* My life would be so fulfilling if I had*
* someone like her as my girlfriend.*
**[05:39] Lily**
It's really coming down all of a sudden.
**[05:41] Lily**
Wait, I'm not dressed yet!
**[05:46] Akutsu**
Yes!
**[05:52] Lily**
Akutsu-kun...
**[05:55] Lily**
I'm ready.
**[05:57] Akutsu**
*Right!*
**[05:58] Akutsu**
*Maybe I should ask her for* the thing*.*
**[06:01] Akutsu**
*Of course! What a good idea!*
**[06:04] Akutsu**
*I just need a way to bring it up.*
**[06:06] Akutsu**
* It'd probably creep her out*
* if I asked her straight.*
**[06:09] Hirota**
L-Lily-chan...
**[06:12] Hirota**
A pleasant breeze passes through
each day of this early spring.
**[06:15] Hirota**
How, may I ask, are you doing?
**[06:17] Hirota**
When I see you, yada yada yada...
**[06:20] Hirota**
So, with that, I must ask you to go out with me!
**[06:23] Lily**
I'm sorry.
**[06:24] Hirota**
So quick?!
**[06:26] Hirota**
At least give it some more thought!
**[06:28] Lily**
I don't want to leave you waiting.
**[06:29] Hirota**
I get that, but...
**[06:30] Tanigawa**
He's at it again.
**[06:31] Tanigawa**
Sorry he's so noisy, Akutsu-kun.
**[06:34] Akutsu**
No, I don't mind.
**[06:36] Akutsu**
Um...
**[06:37] Tanigawa**
Tanigawa Yuya.
**[06:39] Tanigawa**
Tanigawa is fine.
**[06:40] Akutsu**
Got it. Tanigawa.
**[06:42] Akutsu**
Nice to meet you.
**[06:43] Tanigawa**
Yeah.
**[06:44] Tanigawa**
Nice to meet you.
**[06:45] Akutsu**
So, who's he?
**[06:47] Hirota**
I'll try again later.
**[06:49] Lily**
Sure.
**[06:50] Tanigawa**
That's Hirota.
**[06:51] Tanigawa**
He's always been a horndog.
**[06:54] Tanigawa**
He goes around confessing
to any cute girl he sees.
**[06:57] Tanigawa**
Although it looks like he's
hooked on her right now.
**[06:59] Akutsu**
Huh.
**[07:01] Hirota**
Aw, man.
**[07:03] Hirota**
I got rejected again.
**[07:05] Tanigawa**
Hirota, I briefed Akutsu-kun
about you already.
**[07:09] Hirota**
Oh, thank you.
**[07:10] Hirota**
I'm Hirota Kensaku.
**[07:12] Hirota**
I've got lots to talk about,
so let's go out into the hallway.
**[07:15] Akutsu**
Right.
**[07:16] Hirota**
I was kinda shocked when you
made your introduction, though.
**[07:19] Akutsu**
That was kind of an accident.
**[07:21] Akutsu**
I mean, you know...
**[07:23] Hirota**
Anyway, we'll be good buddies.
**[07:25] Hirota**
Let me know if you have any questions.
**[07:28] Akutsu**
Who's she?
**[07:31] Hirota**
Amane Lily-chan?
**[07:32] Hirota**
She transferred in a little bit
before you did, Akkun.
**[07:36] Akutsu**
She's a half and a kikokushijo.
**[07:40] Girl 1**
Let's go to the music room.
**[07:42] Lily**
Okay.
**[07:43] Lily**
We have piano tests today, don't we?
**[07:45] Akutsu**
Huh.
**[07:47] Akutsu**
A half and a kikokushijo...
**[07:49] Akutsu**
*What's that mean?*
**[07:50] Hirota**
She's so short and adorable, but she's also
really smart and has a good personality.
***SIGN*** Imagination
**[07:57] Hirota**
She's like, hmm...
**[07:58] Hirota**
An angel, I guess?
**[07:59] Akutsu**
Angel?!
**[08:00] Hirota**
What's wrong?
**[08:01] Akutsu**
No, it's nothing.
**[08:03] Hirota**
Anyway, if you're going for
Lily-chan, you'd better be ready.
**[08:07] Akutsu**
Ready?
**[08:09] Hirota**
I've already been rejected five times.
**[08:13] (Flashback) Hirota**
Please go out with me!
**[08:15] (Flashback) Lily**
I'm sorry.
**[08:16] (Flashback) Hirota**
We can start as friends!
**[08:18] (Flashback) Lily**
Sorry.
**[08:19] (Flashback) Hirota**
I'm begging you!
**[08:20] Lily**
Sorry.
**[08:21] (Flashback) Hirota**
Um...
**[08:21] Lily**
S.
**[08:22] (Flashback) Hirota**
One letter?!
**[08:24] Tanigawa**
You never learn, do you?
**[08:26] Hirota**
I thought today was the day!
**[08:29] Hirota**
Lily-chan!
**[08:31] Hirota**
All right, I'm gonna go confess one more time!
**[08:34] Tanigawa**
Chill! She *just* turned you down!
**[08:37] Hirota**
I have no such recollection!
**[08:38] Tanigawa**
You should give up for the day!
**[08:40] Hirota**
Let me go!
**[08:41] Hirota**
No one can stop my libido!
**[08:44] Tanigawa**
Libido?!
**[08:44] Akutsu**
*To think she can entrance humans so...*
**[08:45] Hirota**
Passion, then, I guess?
**[08:47] Tanigawa**
I'm pretty sure that's not quite it.
**[08:47] Akutsu**
*I was right in my evaluation of her.*
**[08:51] Akutsu**
Amane Lily...
**[08:55] Akutsu**
*Now, how do I get close to her?*
**[08:58] Akutsu**
*I should head home and strategize.*
**[09:01] Akutsu**
I'm sorry!
**[09:03] Akutsu**
Wait, Amane?
**[09:05] Lily**
Huh?
**[09:06] Lily**
Akutsu-kun?
**[09:07] Akutsu**
You popped out of nowhere. That scared me.
**[09:10] Akutsu**
What were you doing in there?
**[09:12] Lily**
I-I got a bit lost.
**[09:16] Akutsu**
*Wait, this might be an opportunity.*
**[09:21] Lily**
H-Hey...
**[09:23] Akutsu**
*What am I supposed to say?*
**[09:26] Akutsu**
*What's a good line?*
**[09:28] Akutsu**
A-Akutsu's the name.
**[09:30] Akutsu**
Nice to meet ya.
**[09:31] Akutsu**
*What was that?!*
**[09:34] Lily**
I know.
**[09:36] Lily**
You're funny, Akutsu-kun.
**[09:38] Lily**
I haven't introduced myself yet.
**[09:40] Lily**
I'm Amane Lily.
**[09:42] Lily**
Nice to meet you.
**[09:44] Akutsu**
Nice to meet you.
**[09:47] Akutsu**
What happened to your sleeve?
**[09:49] Lily**
Oh, this is...
**[09:51] Akutsu**
Is it from when I bumped into you?
**[09:53] Lily**
N-No, that wasn't...
**[09:54] Akutsu**
Sorry! Is there any way
I can make it up to you?
**[09:56] Lily**
N-Never mind that.
**[09:59] Lily**
There must have been a reason
we bumped into each other.
**[10:02] Lily**
Why don't we go have tea
or something to commemorate?
**[10:06] Akutsu**
Yes!
**[10:06] Akutsu**
Y-Yes, if you wish.
**[10:09] Lily**
Say what?
**[10:12] Akutsu**
You, too?
**[10:13] Lily**
Yeah.
**[10:14] Lily**
My parents live overseas.
**[10:16] Lily**
It must be rough living
on your own as a guy, though.
**[10:20] Akutsu**
It's not that bad.
**[10:22] Lily**
Are you sure?
**[10:23] Akutsu**
I'm sure!
**[10:24] Lily**
Are you doing your chores?
**[10:26] Akutsu**
I do the cleaning and everything.
**[10:27] Lily**
You might have to prove that to me sometime.
**[10:47] Passerby**
Are they all right?
**[10:49] Passerby**
What happened?
**[10:50] Passerby**
Are they safe?
**[10:51] Passerby**
What was that?
**[11:00] Lily**
Akutsu-kun?!
**[11:02] Akutsu**
S-Sorry I grabbed you like that.
**[11:05] Lily**
D-Don't worry about that!
**[11:07] Lily**
Are you all right?
**[11:08] Akutsu**
My body aches a little.
**[11:11] Lily**
What do you mean *a little*?!
**[11:14] Lily**
Akutsu-kun?
**[11:16] Akutsu**
*Shoot!*
**[11:19] Passerby**
Hey, call an ambulance!
**[11:20] Passerby**
Someone, come help!
**[11:21] Lily**
Can you move?
**[11:22] Akutsu**
Y-Yeah.
**[11:23] Passerby**
Where's the ambulance?
**[11:24] Lily**
This way.
**[11:26] Akutsu**
Hey!
**[11:27] Passerby**
Somebody!
**[11:27] Passerby**
Stay calm!
**[11:32] Lily**
Here.
**[11:33] Akutsu**
Right.
**[11:34] Akutsu**
Thanks.
**[11:37] Lily**
Are you sure you're all right?
**[11:39] Lily**
You really don't need to go to the hospital?
**[11:41] Akutsu**
I'm fine.
**[11:42] Akutsu**
The pain's gone now.
**[11:44] Lily**
Yeah?
**[11:45] Lily**
Thanks... for saving me.
**[11:49] Akutsu**
Well.
**[11:51] Akutsu**
Of course.
**[11:53] Lily**
Sorry.
**[11:54] Akutsu**
It's nothing to apologize for.
**[11:57] Lily**
Hey, can I ask you something?
**[12:01] Lily**
What are you?
**[12:07] Akutsu**
*Shoot.*
**[12:08] Lily**
You were fine when you got hit by that truck.
**[12:11] Lily**
And your ears...
**[12:12] Lily**
This is a weird question, but...
**[12:15] Lily**
I'm just wondering if,
by any chance, you might be...
**[12:20] Lily**
not human?
**[12:25] Akutsu**
*Shit!*
**[12:26] Akutsu**
*What a failure!*
**[12:28] Akutsu**
*How could I blow my cover so early?!*
**[12:31] Akutsu**
*No, I need to keep up the lie.*
**[12:35] Akutsu**
*Eh?*
**[12:36] Akutsu**
*She isn't reacting too negatively.*
**[12:38] Akutsu**
*Is she into occult stuff?*
**[12:40] Akutsu**
*All right, let's take a chance!*
**[12:45] Akutsu**
Please don't tell anyone.
**[12:47] Akutsu**
You're right. I'm not human.
**[12:50] Akutsu**
I'm...
**[12:52] Akutsu**
I'm...
**[12:59] Akutsu**
Actually..
**[13:02] Akutsu**
A demon.
**[13:04] Lily**
A demon?
**[13:06] Akutsu**
Yeah.
**[13:07] Akutsu**
I came to the human realm on business.
**[13:10] Lily**
Business?
**[13:13] Akutsu**
Our world, Hell, is in danger.
**[13:19] Akutsu**
We're in a power struggle with the angels.
**[13:23] Akutsu**
Soon enough, Hell could be destroyed.
**[13:27] Akutsu**
And yet, my compatriots are all slacking off.
**[13:32] Akutsu**
And so my superior wants to
appoint a charismatic leader
**[13:37] Akutsu**
to motivate the people of Hell.
**[13:40] Akutsu**
I've been tasked with finding that person.
**[13:44] Lily**
And you've found that person?
**[13:46] Akutsu**
No. I've only just started searching.
**[13:49] Akutsu**
And I'm wondering if you, Amane,
would be willing to help us.
**[13:56] Lily**
But...
**[13:58] Lily**
This is all so sudden.
**[14:00] Akutsu**
I won't force you to join us.
**[14:03] Akutsu**
If you could just come to Hell once in a while
**[14:06] Akutsu**
to boost our morale,
until we find the right person...
**[14:10] Akutsu**
Please!
**[14:14] Lily**
So...
**[14:16] Lily**
I'm a bit shocked to learn demons are real.
**[14:21] Lily**
You're really not what I expected.
**[14:24] Lily**
You protected me from the truck.
**[14:27] Lily**
You're not pushy.
**[14:29] Lily**
And you're pretty kind.
**[14:31] Akutsu**
Th-That wasn't really...
**[14:35] Lily**
Now you're getting shy. So weird.
**[14:40] Lily**
Are you sure I'm what you want?
**[14:42] Lily**
I don't have anything special going for me.
**[14:45] Lily**
I'm not sure I can even be helpful to you.
**[14:48] Akutsu**
Th-That's not true!
**[14:50] Akutsu**
I need you to be the one.
**[14:52] Akutsu**
It has to be someone cute
who everyone will like.
**[14:56] Lily**
Is it really all right, though?
**[14:59] Lily**
Are people on the other side
not going to be fearful of me or hate me?
**[15:06] Akutsu**
I really think you'll be fine.
**[15:08] Lily**
Are you sure?
**[15:17] Akutsu**
Wh-What's going on?!
**[15:24] Lily**
You thought you could seduce me?
**[15:26] Lily**
What a foolish demon you are.
**[15:30] Akutsu**
Who are you?
**[15:32] Lily**
Me?
**[15:33] Lily**
I suppose you could call me...
**[15:44] Lily**
A servant of Heaven, perhaps?
**[15:52] Akutsu**
An angel?!
**[15:54] Lily**
I enjoy your reaction.
**[15:56] Lily**
To think you'd invite me to the demons'
realm without realizing I'm an enemy...
**[16:00] Lily**
What a embarrassment!
**[16:02] Akutsu**
D-Darn you...
**[16:03] Lily**
Don't bother trying.
**[16:06] Lily**
I manifested that chain myself.
**[16:10] Lily**
As you can see, I have full control
over its strength and length.
**[16:14] Lily**
Even its color.
**[16:15] Lily**
Not many angels are as talented as I.
**[16:19] Lily**
But why must you make me fight two in one day?
**[16:21] Lily**
What if working so hard kills me?
**[16:23] Lily**
I ought to poke your eyes out.
**[16:25] Akutsu**
Stop!
**[16:27] Akutsu**
Two?
**[16:28] Lily**
This isn't from when I bumped into you.
**[16:34] Lily**
I was taking down another before I met you.
**[16:40] Lily**
I'd let my guard down,
thinking it was a mere beast-type.
**[16:44] Lily**
I lost my temper, and...
**[16:49] (Flashback) Akutsu**
I'm sorry!
**[16:51] (Flashback) Akutsu**
Wait, Amane?
**[16:53] (Flashback) Lily**
Huh?
**[16:54] (Flashback) Lily**
Akutsu-kun?
**[16:56] (Flashback) Akutsu**
You popped out of nowhere. That scared me.
**[16:58] (Flashback) Akutsu**
What were you doing in there?
**[17:04] Lily**
I humiliated him plenty
before I exorcised him slowly.
**[17:09] Lily**
Now, how shall I exorcise *you*?
**[17:14] Akutsu**
I can't get upset about
being erased by the enemy.
**[17:17] Akutsu**
I have the same intention as well, after all.
**[17:20] Lily**
Indeed, indeed.
**[17:22] Akutsu**
But...
**[17:24] Akutsu**
You humiliated one of mine!
**[17:27] Akutsu**
Your kind always do this!
**[17:29] Akutsu**
It's time you learned your place,
you wretched angel!
**[17:36] Akutsu**
You'd best not underestimate demonkind!
**[17:42] Lily**
Oh, I'm scared.
**[17:45] Lily**
I never expected to meet a demon
that could break through my chain barrier.
**[17:50] Lily**
I'm impressed.
**[17:52] Akutsu**
Shut it!
**[18:05] Akutsu**
*Shit!*
**[18:12] Akutsu**
*She's...*
**[18:16] Akutsu**
*strong.*
**[18:21] Lily**
You seem to be a cut above the typical demon.
**[18:24] Lily**
It's almost a shame that I have to erase you.
**[18:27] Akutsu**
*This is bad.*
**[18:28] Akutsu**
*This is bad, bad, bad, bad!*
**[18:30] Akutsu**
*She's going to erase me!*
**[18:31] Lily**
I know.
**[18:32] Lily**
How about this?
**[18:36] Lily**
I could erase you right now.
**[18:39] Lily**
But if you tell me
about Hell's plans, I'll let you go.
**[18:44] Akutsu**
Why would I ever believe you?
**[18:47] Lily**
Really?
**[18:49] Lily**
In that case...
**[18:52] Akutsu**
*I...*
**[18:53] Akutsu**
*I still...*
**[18:54] Akutsu**
*I haven't accomplished anything on this side!*
**[19:06] Akutsu**
What did you just do to me?
**[19:07] Lily**
I called it off.
**[19:09] Lily**
I changed my mind.
**[19:10] Lily**
I won't erase you.
**[19:12] Akutsu**
What?
**[19:13] Lily**
I said I'm not exorcising you.
**[19:16] Akutsu**
For real?
**[19:17] Akutsu**
You're sparing me?
**[19:19] Lily**
Tut tut.
**[19:20] Lily**
That's not it.
**[19:22] Lily**
I'm going to take you under my supervision
**[19:24] Lily**
and have you help me with my work.
**[19:27] Akutsu**
What? Work?
**[19:29] Akutsu**
What are you talking about?
**[19:29] Lily**
Accept now, and you'll even get
a special Amane-branded collar.
**[19:33] Akutsu**
Don't want one!
**[19:34] Akutsu**
Why do I have to help out my enemy, anyway?
**[19:37] Lily**
Because...
**[19:39] Lily**
I want to be with you, Akutsu-kun.
**[19:43] Akutsu**
Are you messing with me?!
**[19:45] Lily**
Jokes aside, you would be
helping me with my goals.
**[19:50] Lily**
I can't give you all the details,
but if you agree, I will free you.
**[19:55] Lily**
Alive, of course.
**[19:57] Akutsu**
I don't trust you.
**[19:59] Lily**
But we fundamentally do not lie.
**[20:02] Lily**
Whether you believe me is up to you.
**[20:05] Akutsu**
*And yet, she puts on a good-girl act.*
**[20:06] Lily**
What's your choice?
**[20:08] Lily**
Would you rather stay there forever?
**[20:10] Lily**
And would you like to be
discovered by passersby,
***SIGN*** #Share
**[20:13] Lily**
and be known all over social media
as the solo S&M boy?
**[20:16] Lily**
Well? Well?
**[20:17] Akutsu**
*I definitely can't trust her to free me.*
**[20:18] Lily**
Is that what you want?
**[20:19] Lily**
It's the ultimate dilemma!
**[20:21] Akutsu**
*But I don't have another choice.*
**[20:21] Lily**
I can't wait to see you make your choice!
**[20:23] Akutsu**
*Is it my priority to overcome this situation?*
**[20:26] Akutsu**
All right.
**[20:27] Akutsu**
I'll cooperate.
**[20:29] Lily**
Very well, very well.
**[20:31] Lily**
You're quick to understand.
**[20:33] Akutsu**
Hurry up and unchain me.
**[20:36] Akutsu**
I mean, unchain me, please.
**[20:38] Lily**
Don't be in such a hurry.
**[20:40] Lily**
Before I do, you will put on this collar to
prove your servitude to me.
***SIGN*** Hot out
of the
oven
**[20:44] Akutsu**
That *actually* exists?
**[20:47] Lily**
Stop squirming, you!
**[20:49] Lily**
Hold still!
**[20:54] Lily**
You don't know when to give up.
**[20:57] Akutsu**
S-Spare me, please!
**[20:59] Lily**
Refused.
**[21:00] Akutsu**
Mercy!
**[21:01] Lily**
I have no such thing.
**[21:02] Lily**
I'm putting the collar on you.
**[21:05] Lily**
It's around your neck now.
**[21:07] Akutsu**
No! Please!
**[21:10] Lily**
I like the way you yelp.
**[21:13] Lily**
It makes this even better for me.
***SIGN*** Please stand by
**[21:17] Lily**
The belt's passed through the loop.
**[21:19] Lily**
Almost there!
**[21:21] Akutsu**
Please! It hurts!
**[21:22] Lily**
Take it!
**[21:24] Lily**
The stick goes through this hole, and...
**[21:27] Lily**
It's a bit tight.
**[21:32] Lily**
Time to use some force.
**[21:38] Akutsu**
*I'd made a terrible mistake.*
**[21:41] Akutsu**
* I thought my only error was*
* in attempting to hire the enemy.*
**[21:45] Akutsu**
* But what Amane did to my body*
* made me unable to return to Hell.*
**[22:03] Akutsu**
*I see no future for myself.*
# E2 - The Even More Foolish Angel and Demon
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU418E7/the-even-more-foolish-angel-and-demon)
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**[01:35] Akutsu**
What are you trying to make me
do using this thing?
**[01:38] Akutsu**
Is there even a point to this?
**[01:40] Lily**
Of course there is.
**[01:41] Lily**
That's a necessity.
**[01:44] Lily**
Well, then, Akutsu...
**[01:46] Lily**
Now that you've become my servant...
**[01:49] Lily**
You're going to help me hunt demons.
**[01:53] Akutsu**
You're telling me to kill my own kind?
**[01:56] Lily**
Do you refuse?
**[01:57] Akutsu**
Of course I do!
**[02:00] Lily**
That's surprising.
**[02:02] Lily**
I didn't think demons had any sense of kinship.
**[02:06] Akutsu**
We demons have our own social norms!
**[02:10] Akutsu**
How could we betray people
who've had our backs?
**[02:13] (Flashback) Grandma**
I made too much kinpira.
**[02:16] (Flashback) Akutsu**
Thank you again.
**[02:18] Lily**
Ack, split ends.
**[02:19] Akutsu**
Look at me!
**[02:21] Akutsu**
I'll have no part of that kind of betrayal.
**[02:23] Akutsu**
Exorcise me if you have to!
**[02:26] Akutsu**
Huh?
**[02:28] Akutsu**
Damn it...
**[02:30] Akutsu**
Damn it!
**[02:31] Akutsu**
What?
**[02:32] Lily**
Oh, I forgot to tell you.
**[02:35] Lily**
I'm the only one who can remove that.
**[02:38] Lily**
It suppresses a demon's strength.
**[02:41] Lily**
It even acts as a beacon,
in case you try to escape.
**[02:46] Akutsu**
N-No...
**[02:49] Lily**
And with a touch of my power...
**[02:56] Akutsu**
My body's moving on its own!
**[03:00] Lily**
...I can punish you.
**[03:03] Lily**
The only problem is that
I don't know what'll happen.
**[03:07] Lily**
If you refuse to cooperate,
this is my only option.
**[03:14] Lily**
Well? Will you reconsider?
**[03:17] Akutsu**
Wh-Why would I ever...
**[03:18] Akutsu**
*Shit!*
**[03:19] Akutsu**
*What's happening to me?*
**[03:21] Akutsu**
Th-Tha...
**[03:23] Akutsu**
*It's making me talk!*
**[03:26] Akutsu**
Thank you for waiting, miss.
**[03:29] Akutsu**
I am at your disposal.
**[03:32] Akutsu**
*Damn it!*
**[03:33] Akutsu**
*My body won't do as I say!*
**[03:35] Akutsu**
Bow.
**[03:36] Akutsu**
*Why the hell am I bowing?!*
**[03:38] Lily**
Indeed. Let's see...
**[03:40] Lily**
I'm thirsty.
**[03:43] Lily**
What's up with the pose?
**[03:49] Akutsu**
Thank you for waiting.
**[03:53] Akutsu**
I brought a selection, ma'am.
**[03:55] Akutsu**
*Stop being an errand boy, me!*
**[03:58] Lily**
You aren't holding anything.
**[04:00] Akutsu**
My apologies.
**[04:02] Akutsu**
I didn't have a bag on me.
**[04:06] Akutsu**
These are the drinks you requested.
**[04:10] Akutsu**
I've warmed them up with my body heat.
**[04:12] Akutsu**
*Why would I even do that?!*
**[04:18] Akutsu**
It's lukewarm!
***SIGN*** Made by Akutsu
**[04:23] Lily**
I'd hate not to do anything
in return after all this.
**[04:25] Lily**
Do you not have any requests?
***SIGN*** She's rather humble
**[04:29] Akutsu**
Requests, you say?
**[04:31] Akutsu**
In that case, if I must say...
**[04:33] Akutsu**
*Now what?*
**[04:35] Akutsu**
My body is quite stiff as of late.
**[04:38] Akutsu**
Especially worrisome...
**[04:40] Akutsu**
Are my buttocks, which are in grave condition.
**[04:43] Akutsu**
*It's my head that's in grave condition!*
**[04:46] Lily**
Oh?
**[04:47] Lily**
You're asking me to massage your ass?
**[04:49] Akutsu**
No...
**[04:51] Akutsu**
A mere trampling with
your fine feet would suffice.
**[05:00] Lily**
You have strange taste,
**[05:01] Lily**
as one might expect of a demon.
**[05:03] Lily**
Very well.
**[05:05] Lily**
I shall give them...
**[05:06] Akutsu**
*Stop it... Stop it...*
**[05:08] Lily**
A good trampling.
**[05:10] Akutsu**
*Please, no!*
**[05:11] Akutsu**
*My butt's gonna get torn apart!*
**[05:14] Lily**
*I-Is it all right?*
**[05:15] Lily**
*Is it really all right for me to do this?*
**[05:18] Lily**
* Am I about to make a huge mistake*
* that I can't take back?*
**[05:24] Lily**
*No.*
**[05:25] Lily**
*It's a reward.*
**[05:27] Lily**
*It's his wish.*
**[05:28] Lily**
*It's just this once.*
**[05:29] Lily**
*It's not a big deal.*
**[05:31] Lily**
*Wait, hold on.*
**[05:32] Lily**
*Is it really going to end here?*
**[05:34] Lily**
*Yeah...*
**[05:36] Lily**
*It's just the tip.*
**[05:37] Lily**
*Just the tip of my shoe!*
**[05:39] Lily**
*I won't take it any further!*
**[05:44] Cop**
Are those two children playing—
**[05:47] Cop**
—in public?! Lemme join!
**[05:49] Akutsu**
This is bad!
**[05:50] Akutsu**
She's so fast!
**[05:53] Akutsu**
I can move again!
**[05:55] Cop**
Hold it!
**[05:57] Cop**
Damn couples!
**[06:03] Akutsu**
We lost him.
**[06:05] Lily**
Yeah.
**[06:06] Lily**
Now, getting back to it...
**[06:09] Lily**
What do you say?
**[06:10] Lily**
Will you cooperate with my work?
**[06:14] Lily**
I see. You refuse.
**[06:17] Lily**
You'd be lucky to only to be
on your fours next time.
**[06:20] Lily**
You may not even be dressed next time.
**[06:23] Akutsu**
So just exorcise me!
**[06:26] Lily**
I won't do that.
**[06:27] Lily**
Not yet, at least.
**[06:29] Akutsu**
Why not?
**[06:31] Lily**
I have a goal.
**[06:33] Lily**
I can't tell you more.
**[06:35] Lily**
That said, I can't have you
getting too comfortable, either.
**[06:42] Lily**
Well, what's your answer?
**[06:43] Lily**
Will you do as I ask?
**[06:46] Lily**
Or would you rather commit social suicide?
**[06:50] Akutsu**
*Such nasty words coming from such a cute face.*
**[06:53] Akutsu**
Well, uh, well...
**[06:55] Akutsu**
How about I tell you if there are
any demons nearby?
**[06:58] Akutsu**
We can kinda tell when
any of our own are close.
**[07:02] Lily**
Very well, then.
**[07:04] Lily**
But if you ever fail to inform me...
**[07:06] Akutsu**
I get it! I get it!
**[07:08] Lily**
Well, it's settled!
**[07:10] Akutsu**
*I'm sorry, fellow demons...*
**[07:12] Akutsu**
*Please don't come to the human realm anymore.*
**[07:14] Lily**
Akutsu Masatora.
**[07:16] Lily**
You are henceforth my servant.
**[07:19] Lily**
Not without recompense, however.
**[07:21] Lily**
I shall reform you into an honest, true,
righteous man while you serve me.
**[07:27] Lily**
That is what you get out of this.
**[07:29] Lily**
Your reward.
**[07:30] Akutsu**
That's a reward?
**[07:32] Lily**
What? Do you have a problem?
**[07:34] Akutsu**
It's not that motivating.
**[07:37] Lily**
I suppose that's true.
**[07:39] Lily**
Motivation...
**[07:41] Lily**
For a man coming of age...
**[07:43] Lily**
How about this, then?
**[07:46] Lily**
For every ten jobs well done,
I shall give you one hug.
**[07:51] Lily**
Want to give it a try?
**[07:55] Akutsu**
How could you?!
**[07:56] Lily**
I'm kidding!
**[07:58] Lily**
Why would you take that seriously? You pervert.
**[08:01] Lily**
Anyway, we can think about your reward later.
**[08:04] Cop**
I found you.
**[08:06] Cop**
You public ****ing couple!
**[08:09] Cop**
Come with me, and do not resist!
**[08:11] Lily**
Let's scram.
**[08:14] Akutsu**
Hey, wait!
**[08:16] Cop**
Hold it!
**[08:17] Lily**
Stupid! At least be a proper decoy!
**[08:19] Akutsu**
I don't remember that being
the way you talk! Amane-san!
**[08:27] Akutsu**
I'm beat.
**[08:29] Akutsu**
That was a horrible first day.
**[08:31] Akutsu**
Damn angel.
**[08:32] Akutsu**
If it weren't for this thing... This collar.
**[08:36] Akutsu**
Huh?
**[08:37] Akutsu**
The collar's gone.
**[08:40] Akutsu**
What's going on here?
**[08:41] Akutsu**
Did it fall off?
**[08:42] Akutsu**
No, that's impossible.
**[08:46] Lily**
*Hey, yo, Akutsu!*
**[08:47] Lily**
*The name's Lily Amane!*
***SIGN*** Hey, yo, Akutsu!
The name's Lily Amane!
**[08:48] Lily**
*My lyrics ring through my loud soul, yo!*
***SIGN*** My lyrics ring through my loud soul, yo!
Anyone bald is part of my posse!
**[08:50] Lily**
*Anyone bald is part of my posse!*
***SIGN*** It's time to get going already!
Your collar's gone but it's part of your body!
***SIGN*** My thoughts are with you, baby!
**[08:52] Lily**
*It's time to get going already!*
**[08:53] Lily**
*Your collar's gone but it's part of your body!*
**[08:55] Akutsu**
Annoying...
**[08:55] Lily**
*My thoughts are with you, baby!*
**[08:56] Akutsu**
And how does she even know my address?
**[08:57] Lily**
*It's a permanent tattoo, your death penalty!*
**[08:59] Lily**
*I snuck a look.*
***SIGN*** I snuck a look.
Took a picture.
**[09:00] Lily**
*Took a picture.*
**[09:00] Lily**
*So now you know.*
***SIGN*** So now you know.
Use this for emergencies.
**[09:01] Lily**
*Use this for emergencies.*
**[09:03] Akutsu**
She read my mind?!
**[09:05] Akutsu**
I hate this!
**[09:07] Akutsu**
Hang on...
**[09:08] Akutsu**
It's a permanent tattoo?
**[09:10] Akutsu**
I can't go to the pool, then!
**[09:12] Akutsu**
Come on! I was so hyped about going!
**[09:15] Akutsu**
And I wanted to check out
the super sento baths, too!
**[09:18] Akutsu**
Damn.
**[09:20] Lily**
Oh, Akutsu-kun, you...
**[09:22] Lily**
Begone.
***SIGN*** Begone.
**[09:23] Akutsu**
I need to deal with her before she
causes damage to Hell.
**[09:28] Lily**
Yes.
**[09:29] Lily**
All I encountered today was
one beast-type demon.
**[09:33] Lily**
Yes, it's been exorcised.
**[09:36] Lily**
Yes.
**[09:37] Lily**
I'll continue to be vigilant.
**[09:44] Lily**
This town's only ever seen
small fry until now...
**[09:47] Lily**
And I've finally found a worthy one.
**[09:49] Lily**
I'm not exorcising him so quickly.
**[09:52] Lily**
They're going to see me
manipulate one of his power...
**[09:55] Lily**
The whole of Heaven will see me!
**[10:00] Lily**
And they'll regret the way they've treated me.
**[10:04] Lily**
To that end, I'll make sure...
**[10:08] Akutsu**
That she falls!
**[10:08] Lily**
That he falls!
**[10:13] (Flashback) Akutsu**
Pardon me.
**[10:16] (Flashback) Liz**
Well met.
**[10:17] (Flashback) Liz**
We don't have much time,
so let's get to business.
**[10:21] (Flashback) Akutsu**
Yes.
**[10:22] (Flashback) Liz**
Akutsu Masatora, I am transferring
you to the human realm.
**[10:27] (Flashback) Akutsu**
The human realm?
**[10:30] (Flashback) Liz**
As you're aware,
Hell is under attack from Heaven.
**[10:35] (Flashback) Liz**
Alas, rather than responding to the threat,
we are becoming even lazier.
**[10:40] (Flashback) Liz**
What a grievous situation.
**[10:44] (Flashback) Akutsu**
Uh-huh...
**[10:45] (Flashback) Liz**
That is why I want you to go to the human
realm and find someone charismatic.
**[10:51] (Flashback) Liz**
We'll venerate them to raise morale.
**[10:54] (Flashback) Liz**
What do you think?
**[10:55] (Flashback) Akutsu**
R-Right.
**[10:57] (Flashback) Liz**
Very well.
**[10:57] (Flashback) Liz**
Please have a look at this.
**[11:00] (Flashback) Akutsu**
A photo?
**[11:02] (Flashback) Liz**
These are photos uploaded
to the angels' social media.
**[11:06] (Flashback) Akutsu**
How could this be?!
**[11:07] (Flashback) Liz**
Indeed.
**[11:08] (Flashback) Liz**
The one on the right is an angel,
and on the left is a demon.
**[11:12] (Flashback) Akutsu**
This is awful!
**[11:13] (Flashback) Liz**
The angels all despise demons.
**[11:17] (Flashback) Liz**
And terrifyingly, they come to
hunt us down, as though it were a game.
**[11:22] (Flashback) Liz**
They forced this one to buy drinks,
**[11:24] (Flashback) Liz**
then rejected what he'd brought.
**[11:26] (Flashback) Liz**
They forced this one to reveal
his suspicious browser history!
**[11:32] (Flashback) Akutsu**
My heart aches!
**[11:35] (Flashback) Liz**
The angels have already sent many
of their henchmen into the human realm.
**[11:39] (Flashback) Liz**
They will surely be a formidable foe for you.
**[11:42] (Flashback) Liz**
However, if we yield now,
we will have no future!
**[11:47] (Flashback) Liz**
You are our hope... Hell's hope!
**[11:52] (Flashback) Liz**
Avoid being slain by the angels, and
offer yourself to the people of Hell!
**[11:57] (Flashback) Liz**
Now, stand, our young hero!
**[12:03] (Flashback) Akutsu**
Yes!
**[12:05] (Flashback) Liz**
Good.
**[12:06] (Flashback) Liz**
Now, receive my gift.
**[12:12] (Flashback) Akutsu**
What is this?
**[12:13] (Flashback) Liz**
A prosthetic scalp.
**[12:14] (Flashback) Liz**
Wear it to win the humans'
sympathy and trust.
**[12:21] Akutsu**
*Those were my instructions...*
**[12:23] Akutsu**
*And I messed up.*
**[12:27] Akutsu**
*Was there even a point to that?*
**[12:31] Akutsu**
* I feel defeated every time*
* I look in the mirror.*
**[12:33] Akutsu**
*I just need to hold on a bit longer.*
**[12:36] Akutsu**
*Once I take her down, it's over.*
***SIGN*** Lovey-dovey Married Couple
**[12:38] Woman**
*How we got close?*
**[12:40] MC**
*Yes. Tell us how you asked him out!*
**[12:42] Woman**
*Oh, please, that's embarrassing!*
**[12:45] Woman**
*Well, the first time...*
**[12:47] Akutsu**
Th-That's it!
**[12:50] Hirota**
Hey!
**[12:52] Taniya**
Morning.
**[12:53] Hirota**
What the?
**[12:55] Hirota**
That was a strong wind.
**[12:56] Hirota**
Indoors, too.
**[13:00] Taniya**
Look!
***SIGN*** Breezy
**[13:04] Akutsu**
Yo. Morning.
**[13:05] Hirota; Taniya**
Who?!
***SIGN*** Who?!
**[13:07] Hirota**
A-Akkun?
**[13:09] Akutsu**
That's right.
**[13:10] Taniya**
You seem kinda different.
**[13:12] Akutsu**
Nah.
**[13:13] Akutsu**
I just changed up my drip.
**[13:18] Hirota; Taniya**
That's such a lie!
**[13:20] Hirota**
Your jaw's pointier than yesterday.
**[13:22] Hirota**
It's kinda creepy.
**[13:25] Akutsu**
Yeah?
**[13:27] Lily**
Morning.
**[13:28] Hirota**
Lily-chan!
**[13:30] Hirota**
Akkun's just...
**[13:32] Taniya**
Huh?
**[13:33] Taniya**
Amane-san, you look different from usual.
**[13:37] Lily**
Do I?
**[13:39] Akutsu**
*Here she is.*
**[13:41] Akutsu**
* I got the idea for this plan*
* from the TV show last night.*
***SIGN*** Lovey-dovey Married Couple
**[13:45] Woman**
*He was so good-looking!*
**[13:47] Woman**
*It was love at first sight.*
**[13:49] Woman**
*I asked him to take me.*
**[13:52] MC**
*That's quite bold.*
**[13:54] MC**
*What did your husband think of that?*
***SIGN*** Raise Your Value
***SIGN*** Upgrade yourself!
***SIGN*** Next Trends
**[13:58] Akutsu**
I spent all night studying,
and now I'm all set.
**[14:02] Akutsu**
I'm going to make this work.
**[14:04] Akutsu**
I'll make her fall for me, and...
**[14:07] Lily**
Are you going to take me?
**[14:09] Akutsu**
*Be ready to use those words, Amane Lily!*
**[14:12] Akutsu**
Morning, Amane!
***SIGN*** Hi-ho
**[14:17] Lily**
Morning.
**[14:19] Akutsu**
M-Morning.
**[14:24] Lily**
*He's flustered by my plan!*
**[14:27] Lily**
*My plan, indeed, from the TV show yada yada yada!*
***SIGN*** Lovey-dovey Married Couple
**[14:31] Man**
* I mean, I was a bit of*
* a delinquent at the time.*
**[14:34] Man**
* But I couldn't say no to that, and I was*
* head-over-heels for her anyway...*
**[14:38] Man**
* So I figured I'd take*
* my life a bit more seriously.*
**[14:41] Lily**
*I spent all night studying.*
**[14:43] Lily**
*I'm all set!*
**[14:45] Lily**
*I did plenty of research on hairstyles.*
**[14:49] Lily**
* I shall make him fall in love with me,*
* and I will reform him!*
**[14:54] Akutsu**
I'm not blushing or anything.
**[14:57] Akutsu**
My neck just hurts.
**[14:59] Lily**
*Why is he so shiny?!*
***SIGN*** Whoaaaaaa
**[15:03] Lily**
*How did he become so dazzling?*
**[15:07] Lily**
*No...*
**[15:08] Akutsu**
*Why is she so squishy?*
**[15:10] Akutsu**
*Hang on...*
**[15:11] Akutsu**
*Did she watch the TV show last night, too?*
**[15:13] Akutsu**
*And she got the same idea?!*
**[15:13] Lily**
*And he got the same idea?!*
***SIGN*** Got
the
same
idea!!
**[15:19] Taniya**
Do you see something weird?
**[15:20] Hirota**
I do.
**[15:31] Math teacher**
And so this value is...
**[15:33] Math teacher**
And then factor this, and...
**[15:39] Akutsu**
Whoops.
**[15:44] Lily**
Here.
**[15:45] Akutsu**
Thanks.
**[15:52] Lily**
I touched his hand.
**[15:57] Ref**
Box!
**[16:02] Announcer**
And so begins the fight of the century
for the junior one-nyan class throne.
***SIGN*** Futakotamagawa
**[16:08] Announcer**
*Amane closes in just as the gong goes off.*
**[16:11] Announcer**
* Akutsu, caught off-guard,*
* fends Amane off with a jab!*
**[16:14] Announcer**
* Alas, Amane saw it coming,*
* and hits him with a body blow!*
**[16:21] Announcer**
* It hits hard! We get a glimpse*
* of the mouthguard!*
**[16:27] Akutsu**
*I let my guard down.*
**[16:29] Akutsu**
*She's gotten ahead of me.*
**[16:31] Akutsu**
*I need to retaliate!*
**[16:34] Lily**
*It worked.*
**[16:35] Lily**
* You're 12,000 years too early*
* to try challenging me.*
**[16:41] Akutsu**
There's something in your hair.
**[16:45] Announcer**
*Akutsu is keeling forward!*
**[16:48] Announcer**
*But without offering a moment's respite,*
**[16:50] Announcer**
* Amane throws a right hook,*
* going for the knockout!*
**[16:54] Akutsu**
Not so fast!
**[16:56] Announcer**
*Body!*
**[16:57] Announcer**
*Akutsu dodges it in the nick of time!*
**[17:00] Announcer**
*He returns the favor with a punch to the pit!*
**[17:08] Lily**
*How dare you defy an angel!*
**[17:14] Lily**
*You'll pay!*
**[17:15] Lily**
*You'll pay, Akutsu!*
**[17:17] Narrator**
*And so the cold war intensified.*
**[17:23] Lily**
I know, it's so funny.
**[17:25] Girl**
Right, Lily-chan?
**[17:27] Sensei**
Amane.
**[17:28] Lily**
Yes?
**[17:29] Sensei**
You're on day duty today, aren't you?
**[17:31] Sensei**
Take this to the staff office for me.
**[17:34] Sensei**
Ask a guy to help you out if it's too heavy.
**[17:37] Lily**
Okay.
**[17:39] Lily**
*Damn it, ungrateful humans...*
**[17:42] Lily**
*I know!*
**[17:43] Akutsu**
Akutsu-kun, Akutsu-kun...
**[17:47] Lily**
I got asked to take this, but it's so heavy.
**[17:50] Lily**
Help me?
***SIGN*** Squeeze
**[17:53] Lily**
Squeeze.
**[17:53] Akutsu**
Squeeze!
**[17:54] Akutsu**
*The sleeve tug?!*
**[17:57] Announcer**
*Look at that!*
**[17:58] Announcer**
* Amane retaliates relentlessly*
* over Akutsu's guard!*
**[18:03] Announcer**
*The pressure!*
**[18:04] Announcer**
*Akutsu is slowly getting pushed back!*
**[18:07] Akutsu**
Left uppercut!
**[18:08] Akutsu**
I can hold this!
**[18:12] Announcer**
*A quick feigned uppercut!*
**[18:15] Announcer**
*A straight punch lands right in his face!*
**[18:21] Hirota**
Lucky.
**[18:23] Hirota**
Whoa!
**[18:23] Taniya**
What's wrong?
**[18:25] Akutsu**
*Impressive, Amane.*
**[18:27] Akutsu**
*You go straight for a man's weak point.*
**[18:31] Akutsu**
*I know!*
**[18:32] Akutsu**
Yeah, I got you.
**[18:34] Akutsu**
It's a bit heavy for a girl, huh?
**[18:37] Lily**
*He held firm.*
**[18:45] Akutsu**
Well, let's go.
**[18:49] Akutsu**
Schwing!
**[18:51] Lily**
*Tendons!*
**[18:52] Lily**
*And veins!*
**[18:54] Announcer**
*That's gotta hurt!*
**[18:56] Announcer**
* Akutsu is losing his balance,*
* but the storm of punches isn't over yet!*
**[19:03] Announcer**
*A short uppercut breaks the guard!*
**[19:08] Announcer**
*Bam!*
**[19:09] Announcer**
*Amane also loses balance!*
**[19:13] Akutsu**
Well, let's go.
**[19:18] Lily**
*Shoot!*
**[19:19] Lily**
*I never expected such a response.*
**[19:22] Lily**
*I'm rather impressed.*
**[19:24] Lily**
*But...*
**[19:24] Akutsu**
*I'll make sure you know it's not so easy.*
**[19:28] Akutsu; Lily**
*I will be victorious!*
**[19:32] Lily**
Fluff.
**[19:33] Akutsu**
It's so hot.
**[19:35] Taniya**
Is it?
**[19:36] Lily**
Another hot day...
**[19:37] Akutsu**
How shameful!
**[19:38] Akutsu**
I'll get that for you.
**[19:52] Lily (cat)**
*This is getting nowhere.*
**[19:54] Lily (cat)**
*But he's barely standing.*
**[19:58] Lily (cat)**
*It ends now...*
**[20:00] Lily (cat)**
*With my next blow!*
**[20:04] Sensei**
All right, let's have you write
the answer to this one.
**[20:07] Sensei**
How about Amane,
who's exhausted for some reason?
**[20:10] Lily**
Okay.
**[20:11] Lily**
*I'm taking him down with the next blow.*
**[20:13] Lily**
*I'm taking him down with the next blow.*
**[20:14] Lily**
*I'm taking him down with the next blow.*
**[20:16] Lily**
*Take him down, take him down, take him down...*
***SIGN*** Worshiped 12 Olympian gods, with (1) Zeus
as the king.
***SIGN*** A polytheistic faith that believed gods to have human form
and emotions.
***SIGN*** (2) Thales
***SIGN*** held that (3) water was the basis of all things
***SIGN*** Types of Pillars
***SIGN*** (4) Doric
***SIGN*** (5) Ionic
***SIGN*** (6) Corinthian
***SIGN*** The temple to Athena,
(7) Parthenon of Athens is a
(8) Doric temple.
**[20:18] Lily**
*with the next, with the next, with the next...*
**[20:20] Sensei**
Good. Well done.
**[20:22] Lily**
*I'm taking him down with the next blow.*
**[20:24] Lily**
*I'm taking him down with the next blow.*
**[20:27] Lily**
*I'm taking him down with the next blow!*
**[20:38] Lily**
*Take this! My suicide attack!*
**[20:41] Lily**
*You must not have expected that!*
**[20:46] Announcer**
*Amane's uppercut takes Akutsu by surprise!*
**[20:48] Announcer**
*His jaw rattles!*
**[20:51] Akutsu**
Ama—
**[20:53] Lily**
* And now, I look up at him teary-eyed*
* and whisper with a sweet voice.*
**[20:57] Lily**
S-Sorry...
**[20:59] Announcer**
*Wh-What's this?!*
**[21:01] Announcer**
*Amane rocks left and right, faster and faster.*
**[21:04] Announcer**
*Is this it?*
**[21:04] Announcer**
*Is it the Dempsey Roll?!*
**[21:07] Announcer**
The figure eight of Amane's body
is Heaven's road to a KO!
**[21:14] Lily**
*Victory is mine!*
**[21:16] Lily**
A-Akutsu-kun...
**[21:19] Akutsu**
Shoot!
**[21:21] Akutsu**
Damn it!
**[21:32] Sensei**
What are you two doing,
getting flirty during class?
**[21:42] Lily**
*I suppose...*
**[21:44] Akutsu**
*For today...*
**[21:46] Lily; Akutsu**
*I'll let you off the hook!*
***SIGN*** A few days later
***SIGN*** Comics
Consoles
Crane catchers
Right at the top
of the elevator
**[21:52] Lily**
He's late.
**[21:54] Lily**
Akutsu has some nerve, making me wait.
**[22:00] Lily**
You're late!
**[22:01] Lily**
You were supposed to be here five
minutes before the scheduled time!
**[22:08] Lily**
What?
# E3 - The Still Foolish Angel and Demon
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G9DUEM48Z/the-still-foolish-angel-and-demon)
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**[01:30] Lily**
He's late.
**[01:32] Lily**
Akutsu has some nerve, making me wait.
**[01:39] Lily**
You're late!
**[01:40] Lily**
You were supposed to be here five
minutes before the scheduled time!
**[01:43] Guy 1**
Sorry.
**[01:44] Guy 2**
We're bored over here.
**[01:46] Guy 2**
Wanna go hang?
**[01:48] Lily**
I-I'm waiting for someone.
**[01:51] Guy 1; 2**
So cute!
**[01:52] Guy 1**
Wanna go have some tea
until your friend gets here?
**[01:55] Guy 2**
We know this area really well.
**[01:57] Lily**
*Shoot, I encouraged them.*
**[02:00] Akutsu**
Cut it out, guys.
**[02:03] Akutsu**
You've made her uncomfortable.
**[02:06] Akutsu**
Ask her out so forcefully, and she'll break.
**[02:10] Akutsu**
A girl is like a microscope slide.
**[02:15] Guy 2**
It's a cool bro!
**[02:17] Guy 1**
I have no idea what
he's talking about, though!
**[02:21] Akutsu**
Sorry to keep you waiting.
**[02:23] Akutsu**
It's in a hero's nature to arrive late.
**[02:26] Lily**
Enough of that!
**[02:28] Guy 1; 2**
She's kinda scary!
**[02:31] Akutsu**
That hurt.
**[02:33] Akutsu**
Come on, I helped you out.
**[02:35] Lily**
Shut it.
**[02:37] Akutsu**
That green elephant was crying.
**[02:39] Akutsu**
Poor thing.
**[02:41] Akutsu**
You squashed it, like, *this* small.
**[02:44] Lily**
Want me to do the same thing to you?
**[02:47] Akutsu**
Huh?
**[02:50] Lily**
Wh-What?
**[02:53] Akutsu**
You came quite prepared.
**[02:55] Akutsu**
Your outfit and stuff.
**[02:57] Lily**
I-I don't go out with people very often.
**[03:00] Lily**
I didn't know how far to take it.
***SIGN*** Staaare
**[03:06] Lily**
S-Stop staring like that.
**[03:12] Lily**
You pervert.
**[03:15] Akutsu**
No, I was just surprised!
**[03:17] Akutsu**
You're just so fluffy, I thought
you might be like last time...
***SIGN*** It's too heavy! I can't carry it!
**[03:21] Lily**
*It's too heavy! I can't carry it!*
**[03:25] Akutsu**
You were pretty fluffy
that time, too, but now...
**[03:29] Lily**
I won't hear any more of it.
**[03:32] Lily**
If you bring that up again...
**[03:36] Lily**
On your way to school, during class,
during break time, and...
**[03:42] Akutsu**
And?
**[03:44] Lily**
at the monthly school assembly, you'll feel
the wrath of the collar on your neck!
***SIGN*** Hahahaha
***SIGN*** Hahahaha
**[03:49] Lily**
We might get to see an erotic love scene
between you and our homeroom teacher
***SIGN*** Hahahaha
***SIGN*** Hahahaha
**[03:53] Lily**
first thing in the morning!
***SIGN*** Hahahaha
**[03:56] Akutsu**
Sensei...
**[03:57] Sensei**
No!
**[03:58] Sensei**
People are watching!
**[04:00] Akutsu**
I-I'm sorry.
**[04:02] Lily**
Now, then, shall we get going?
**[04:05] Lily**
It's time to hunt demons.
**[04:07] Akutsu**
Right.
**[04:09] Lily**
Let's see how many I can hunt down!
**[04:13] Akutsu**
* In other words, she's going to*
* exorcise my compatriots.*
**[04:18] Akutsu**
* Cooperating with her*
* is a serious act of treason.*
**[04:21] Akutsu**
*I'll be in deep trouble if I'm caught.*
**[04:24] Akutsu**
*But right now, I have no ability to refuse.*
**[04:27] Akutsu**
*All I can do is hope we don't meet anyone.*
**[04:30] Akutsu**
So, where are we going?
**[04:34] Lily**
Here.
**[04:35] Akutsu**
Stray dogs?
**[04:36] Lily**
There are a lot of reports lately of people
being attacked by stray dogs around here.
**[04:41] Lily**
And the victims are all women.
**[04:44] Lily**
Don't you think there's a good
chance a demon is to blame?
**[04:48] Akutsu**
I'm not so sure.
**[04:49] Akutsu**
Even if it's a demon, how do we find it?
**[04:52] Lily**
The city published a case map on the website.
***SIGN*** Panda Coffee
***SIGN*** Juumart
***SIGN*** Post Office
***SIGN*** Kids' Park
***SIGN*** Tawson
***SIGN*** Kitsune
Acupuncture
**[04:56] Akutsu**
I see.
**[04:57] Lily**
So, how far away can you detect a demon?
***SIGN*** Yatsubishi Bank
Mutsunomiya Branch
***SIGN*** Souma
Building
**[05:02] Akutsu**
Depends on who they are, I guess.
**[05:04] Akutsu**
If they're powerful, I should notice
them even if they're far away.
**[05:08] Akutsu**
As long as they aren't hiding it
or suppressing their power.
**[05:11] Lily**
In other words, if it's a weak demon,
we'll need to be close first.
**[05:16] Lily**
Well, then, I guess you're not that useful.
**[05:18] Akutsu**
Don't say it like that!
**[05:23] Lily**
What is it?
**[05:25] Lily**
Is it over there?
**[05:28] Akutsu**
No. It's not that.
**[05:31] Lily**
Just so you know, you aren't going
to be able to keep any secrets from me.
**[05:35] Akutsu**
I know that.
**[05:42] Lily**
It's not so easy finding demons, huh?
**[05:45] Akutsu**
By the way...
**[05:47] Akutsu**
Haven't you had enough to eat?
**[05:49] Lily**
Nonsense.
**[05:51] Lily**
The search takes a lot of energy.
***SIGN*** Chomp chomp
**[05:54] Lily**
I have no choice.
**[05:56] Akutsu**
Energy, huh?
**[05:58] Akutsu**
And one day, you'll be Chubby Lily.
**[06:02] Lily**
What's this? I can't see my lower body.
***SIGN*** Smack
**[06:06] Lily**
I heard that!
**[06:07] Lily**
How dare you talk to your savior that way!
**[06:08] Akutsu**
You heard nothing! Nothing!
**[06:13] Akutsu**
Hang on a second!
**[06:15] Akutsu**
I felt something bad.
**[06:17] Lily**
You think you can distract me that easily?!
**[06:21] Lily**
What was that? A demon?
**[06:24] Akutsu**
It does feel dangerous.
**[06:26] Lily**
It's nearby, isn't it?
**[06:28] Lily**
Amidst all these people...
**[06:35] Hirota**
Akkun's on a date!
**[06:38] Hirota**
On a date with Lily-chan!
**[06:39] Hirota**
On a happy date!
**[06:42] Hirota**
Akkun's on a date! On a date with Lily-chan!
**[06:46] Akutsu**
What should we do?
**[06:48] Akutsu**
Hirota-kun's crying.
**[06:50] Akutsu**
Should we... invite him inside?
**[06:54] Cafe staff**
S-Sir!
**[06:57] Hirota**
Man, I had the wrong idea!
**[07:01] Hirota**
So you were just showing him
around town, huh, Lily-chan?
**[07:05] Lily**
Y-Yeah.
**[07:06] Hirota**
Don't be such a stranger, Akkun.
**[07:08] Hirota**
I would have given you a tour
if you'd just asked.
**[07:11] Akutsu**
Yeah... Sorry.
**[07:13] Hirota**
It's all good.
**[07:15] Hirota**
Man, I saw you two meeting up in town,
**[07:19] Hirota**
so I couldn't help but send jealous vibes.
**[07:23] Akutsu**
*So that first glare was from him, too.*
**[07:25] Akutsu**
*It was just a jealous stare, huh?*
**[07:28] Akutsu**
So, what were you doing, anyway?
**[07:31] Akutsu**
You could have said something.
**[07:35] Hirota**
I was just hanging out with someone.
**[07:37] Akutsu**
Huh.
**[07:38] Akutsu**
Where are they now?
**[07:39] Hirota**
I snuck away to say hi to you two, so...
**[07:42] Hirota**
Shoot, I'd better get going!
**[07:46] Yuka**
Kensaku!
**[07:48] Yuka**
Don't wander off like that!
**[07:50] Yuka**
I was looking for you.
**[07:53] Hirota**
Yuka.
**[07:54] Hirota**
Sorry.
**[07:55] Yuka**
You promised you'd
spend the day with me today.
**[07:58] Yuka**
Who are these two?
**[08:00] Hirota**
I-I'll introduce you.
**[08:02] Hirota**
We're all in the same class.
**[08:05] Hirota**
This one's Amane Lily-chan.
**[08:08] Lily**
Nice to meet you.
**[08:09] Yuka**
What's up with this shrimp?
**[08:12] Yuka**
Oh, is she the girl you're always talking about?
**[08:16] Yuka**
I thought she was in grade school.
**[08:17] Hirota**
Wh-What's that supposed to mean?!
**[08:20] Hirota**
That's so rude!
**[08:21] Yuka**
I just said what I meant.
**[08:24] Lily**
*I'll wreck you!*
***SIGN*** Ngahhhh
**[08:27] Lily**
N-Nice to meet you.
**[08:30] Hirota**
And this is Akutsu Masatora.
**[08:33] Hirota**
I call him Akkun.
**[08:34] Akutsu**
Hello.
***SIGN*** Thump-thump-thump
**[08:36] Yuka**
Uh-huh.
**[08:37] Yuka**
Sure, nice to meet you.
**[08:39] Akutsu**
Whew.
**[08:39] Lily**
So, Hirota-kun, what about her?
**[08:42] Hirota**
She's Tanahashi Yuka.
**[08:44] Hirota**
She's my childhood frie—
**[08:45] Yuka**
I'm his girlfriend.
**[08:46] Hirota**
What?!
**[08:47] Hirota**
What are you talking about?!
**[08:48] Yuka**
You got a problem with that?
**[08:50] Hirota**
Wait, hang on!
**[08:51] Lily**
That's not good, Hirota-kun.
**[08:53] Lily**
You have such an adorable girlfriend.
**[08:56] Lily**
You shouldn't have confessed to me *four times*.
**[08:58] Lily**
Or was it five?
**[09:02] Hirota**
Lily...
**[09:04] Yuka**
Ex...
**[09:06] Yuka**
Explain yourself!
**[09:08] Hirota**
I don't know what to say!
**[09:10] Yuka**
Come on, let's go!
**[09:11] Yuka**
Ow, ow, ow!
**[09:13] Akutsu**
Wow, that was nasty.
**[09:16] Akutsu**
You didn't need to pour fuel on the fire.
**[09:19] Lily**
She needed to be punished for insulting me.
**[09:23] Lily**
She got what she deserved.
***SIGN*** Hey,
don't
do
that!
**[09:25] Lily**
And what's wrong with you?
**[09:26] Lily**
You've been awful silent.
**[09:29] Akutsu**
*I don't feel anything anymore.*
**[09:31] Akutsu**
* Was it really just Hirota's jealousy*
* that I've been sensing, then?*
**[09:40] Lily**
We're done.
**[09:42] Lily**
We're done for today.
**[09:43] Lily**
I'm tired.
**[09:45] Lily**
Notify me as soon as you detect something.
**[09:47] Lily**
Hide it from me, and you'll be sorry.
**[09:50] Akutsu**
Sure, whatever.
**[09:57] Akutsu**
Also, would you mind
paying for your own coffee?
**[10:01] Cafe staff**
You've already been paid for.
**[10:04] Akutsu**
She's being manly!
**[10:07] Lily**
You've finally shown yourself.
**[10:11] Lily**
How about I humiliate you, too?
**[10:14] Lily**
And then I'll exorcise you slowly, painfully.
**[10:22] Student**
Morning!
**[10:29] Lily**
*Why is* she *here?*
**[10:30] Yuka**
Sorry about yesterday.
**[10:32] Yuka**
I got worked up over such a *small* thing.
**[10:36] Yuka**
I seem to have made a *little* mistake.
**[10:38] Yuka**
Over something really *tiny*.
**[10:40] Lily**
It's totally fine.
**[10:42] Lily**
I'm sorry, too.
**[10:43] Lily**
I shouldn't have caused a misunderstanding.
**[10:47] Yuka**
Oh, it's fine. I was just kidding.
**[10:50] Yuka**
We're really just childhood friends.
**[10:52] Yuka**
Oh, yeah, my class is next door, actually.
**[10:56] Yuka**
Let's be friends.
**[10:59] Lily**
Yeah, I look forward to it.
**[11:03] Yuka**
Can I call you Lily-chan, too?
**[11:06] Yuka**
The way Kensaku does.
**[11:08] Lily**
Yeah.
**[11:09] Lily**
I'll call you Yuka-chan, too.
**[11:12] Yuka**
Sure.
**[11:13] Yuka**
Well, I'd better head back.
**[11:15] Yuka**
Bye.
**[11:19] Lily**
She kept saying "small" and "tiny" and stuff.
**[11:22] Lily**
It was deliberate.
**[11:23] Lily**
That was totally deliberate.
**[11:24] Lily**
I'll crush her.
**[11:27] Lily**
I'll crush her!
**[11:33] Akutsu**
She said the same thing that day, too.
**[11:36] (Flashback) Lily**
I lost my temper, and...
**[11:37] (Flashback) Lily**
I humiliated him plenty
before I exorcised him slowly.
**[11:44] Hirota**
Oh, there you are.
**[11:46] Hirota**
Akkun!
**[11:47] Hirota**
We were looking for you.
**[11:48] Hirota**
You weren't in class or the cafeteria.
**[11:51] Akutsu**
Oh, yeah, you know.
**[11:53] Akutsu**
What's up?
**[11:55] Tanikawa**
Are you not feeling well today, Akutsu-kun?
**[11:58] Hirota**
We're here to listen if you need it.
**[12:00] Akutsu**
Guys...
**[12:01] Akutsu**
*Not that I can tell them what Amane really is.*
**[12:07] Akutsu**
*Looks like I'm not getting out of this one.*
**[12:10] Akutsu**
* And I don't want to tell Hirota that it's*
* Amane showing up in my dreams...*
**[12:15] Akutsu**
*I'm gonna have to talk my way out of this.*
**[12:18] Akutsu**
Actually, this older woman I know
keeps showing up in my dreams lately,
**[12:23] Akutsu**
and I'm having a hard time sleeping.
**[12:26] Tanikawa**
Does he mean...
**[12:28] Hirota**
You're in love?
**[12:31] Akutsu**
Huh?!
**[12:31] Akutsu**
I'm obviously not!
**[12:35] Akutsu**
What are you laughing for?!
**[12:37] Tanikawa**
Yeah, Hirota!
**[12:39] Tanikawa**
That's rude to Akutsu-kun!
**[12:42] Hirota**
I mean, you can't sleep because
she's showing up in your dreams?
**[12:45] Hirota**
What are you, a middle schooler?
**[12:47] Tanikawa**
Sorry, Akutsu-kun, I just
didn't expect that from you.
**[12:51] Tanikawa**
I didn't expect an older lady, either.
**[12:53] Hirota**
I totally thought it'd be Lily-chan.
**[12:57] Hirota**
We'd have been crush buddies.
**[12:59] Akutsu**
Crush buddies?
**[13:01] Akutsu**
Wouldn't that just make things awkward?
**[13:05] Hirota**
No way.
**[13:06] Hirota**
Who cares who anyone falls in love with, right?
**[13:09] Hirota**
But you need dating advice, then, huh?
**[13:11] Hirota**
I don't know if I can be helpful at all.
**[13:13] Hirota**
I've never gone out with anyone before.
**[13:17] Akutsu**
What about that girl from yesterday?
**[13:18] Hirota**
She's just a childhood friend.
**[13:20] Hirota**
I was just tagging along with her shopping.
**[13:22] Akutsu**
Oh, really?
**[13:23] Akutsu**
I'm actually surprised, though.
**[13:26] Akutsu**
I heard you've been
hitting on people left and right.
**[13:28] Tanikawa**
He does get pretty far each time.
**[13:31] Hirota**
I do...
**[13:33] (Flashback) Hirota**
I get cold really easily.
**[13:35] (Flashback) Girl**
No way.
**[13:37] (Flashback) Hirota**
I'm serious.
**[13:38] (Flashback) Hirota**
Try touching me.
**[13:40] (Flashback) Yuka**
You're right, you're so cold.
**[13:46] (Flashback) Girls**
I'm sorry!
**[13:49] Hirota**
And that's how it goes.
**[13:51] Akutsu**
I see.
**[13:52] Akutsu**
Why don't you date Tanahashi, then?
**[13:56] Hirota**
I have my reasons.
**[14:01] Akutsu**
*Shit, his life force is draining out of him.*
***SIGN*** We're going demon
hunting later today
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 185 0 l 185 70 l 0 70
***SIGN*** I have a tummy ache
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 185 0 l 185 40 l 0 40
**[14:15] Lily**
Sheesh.
**[14:16] Lily**
I'm having such a hard time finding demons.
**[14:19] Lily**
It would be so much easier
if I had my radar around.
**[14:22] Akutsu**
* Things would be so much easier*
* without this damn thing...*
**[14:29] Lily**
Two hours of walking around
and nothing to show for it.
**[14:33] Lily**
Damn it, can't I just extract his radar powers?
***SIGN*** Akutsu
***SIGN*** Did you eat something
off the floor?
**[14:38] Yuka**
Whatcha doing?
**[14:42] Yuka**
Huh? Are you here alone?
**[14:44] Lily**
*Not her again...*
**[14:47] Lily**
*And why is she sitting next to me?*
**[14:50] Lily**
Oh, just wandering around.
**[14:53] Lily**
What about you, Yuka-chan?
**[14:54] Yuka**
Wandering around by myself, too.
**[14:56] Yuka**
I was with Kensaku before.
**[14:59] Lily**
Y-You were, huh?
**[15:01] Yuka**
Hey, what are you up to later?
**[15:04] Lily**
I'm thinking of wandering
around for a bit longer.
**[15:07] Yuka**
I know, I know!
**[15:08] Yuka**
Why don't we hang out?
**[15:11] Yuka**
It's no fun being on our own.
**[15:13] Yuka**
We may as well have fun.
**[15:14] Yuka**
Right?
**[15:16] Lily**
*What is she scheming?*
**[15:18] Lily**
* Though, I'd rather avoid friction with*
* the humans as much as possible.*
**[15:23] Lily**
*Which means I'll have to...*
**[15:25] Yuka**
Sure, let's go.
**[15:27] Lily**
Yay!
**[15:28] Lily**
Let's go look at clothes.
**[15:35] Yuka**
Isn't this cute?
**[15:36] Lily**
It kinda is.
**[15:38] Yuka**
Right?
**[15:39] Yuka**
So...
**[15:40] Yuka**
Off you go!
**[15:42] Yuka**
Let me know when you're done.
**[15:44] Lily**
*What does she think she's doing?*
**[15:46] Lily**
*Is she trying to make amends with me?*
**[15:49] Lily**
She could have just said so.
**[15:57] Yuka**
Sorry.
**[15:58] Yuka**
It wasn't your size, was it?
**[16:01] Lily**
*I see.*
**[16:02] Lily**
*She's waging war!*
**[16:04] Lily**
I'll get changed.
**[16:06] Yuka**
Yeah.
**[16:08] Lily**
*I see, I see.*
**[16:10] Lily**
*She's going to mock me, no matter what.*
**[16:14] Lily**
This one looks cute.
**[16:16] Yuka**
Oh, yeah.
**[16:17] Lily**
I think it would look better
on you than on me, though.
**[16:21] Lily**
Wanna try it on?
**[16:22] Yuka**
Y-You think so?
**[16:24] Lily**
It's 56 cm around the waist.
**[16:26] Lily**
It might be too big on me.
**[16:28] Lily**
You're slim, though, so it should be all right.
***SIGN*** Judgment rendered!
**[16:33] Lily**
Judgment rendered!
**[16:36] Lily**
*Foolish woman!*
**[16:37] Lily**
* You must have thought*
* you hit me where it hurts...*
**[16:40] Lily**
*But you didn't expect retaliation!*
**[16:41] Lily**
It's 56 cm.
**[16:43] Lily**
It's about the size of a kid's cap.
**[16:45] Lily**
No problem. It'll fit you.
**[16:47] Lily**
*Yes. It's an angel that you're fighting against.*
**[16:50] Lily**
*I can easily pretend to be an honest,*
**[16:52] Lily**
* simple character as I expertly*
* manipulate your psychology.*
**[16:55] Lily**
*Such an angel I am!*
**[16:57] Yuka**
M-Maybe we should get going. Okay?
**[17:00] Lily**
Okay!
***SIGN*** Shape up your tummy!
***SIGN*** Gives you nice curves
***SIGN*** Family Life
***SIGN*** Getting
Your
Child
to
Grow
***SIGN*** Yet, they bought them
**[17:17] Yuka**
Where should we go next?
**[17:19] Yuka**
Huh?
**[17:20] Yuka**
Actually...
**[17:22] Yuka**
Are your parents strict about your curfew?
**[17:24] Lily**
Nah, I still have time.
**[17:28] Yuka**
Let's end the day with that, then.
**[17:30] Lily**
What do you do there?
**[17:32] Yuka**
You don't know?
**[17:33] Lily**
I've only heard of it.
**[17:37] Yuka**
Wanna try it out, then?
**[17:40] Lily**
Okay.
**[17:44] Yuka**
Come on, what's with the face?
**[17:46] Lily**
I-I'm just nervous.
**[17:48] Yuka**
I guess it's okay. We can take more.
**[17:51] Yuka**
Okay, time to draw.
**[17:53] Yuka**
There's plenty of stickers and stuff, too.
**[17:55] Yuka**
Do whatever you want.
**[17:56] Yuka**
Here's the pen.
**[17:58] Lily**
Thanks.
**[17:59] Yuka**
*She really is a beginner.*
**[18:03] Yuka**
* I'll make her first purikura memory*
* a memory of blood.*
**[18:07] Lily**
Like this?
**[18:09] Lily**
It disappeared!
**[18:11] Lily**
*This is amusing.*
**[18:14] Lily**
Huh? Where are the stickers?
**[18:16] Yuka**
*Maybe I shouldn't.*
***SIGN*** Hey, are you there?
***SIGN*** Answer me, servant
***SIGN*** Are you staying put in bed?
**[18:29] Yuka**
What are you grinning about?
**[18:31] Lily**
Where should I stick them?
**[18:34] Lily**
Wait, maybe it'll be a waste if I use them.
**[18:36] Lily**
What should I do?
**[18:37] Yuka**
It's not a big deal.
**[18:38] Yuka**
Just put them on your notebook or something.
**[18:40] Yuka**
*Oh, man, what the heck?*
**[18:42] Yuka**
*She's so adorable.*
**[18:44] Yuka**
*What's up with this small mammal?*
**[18:46] Lily**
How about on my phone?
**[18:48] Lily**
They might get messed up right away, though.
**[18:50] Yuka**
*That one's devastating!*
**[18:52] Yuka**
*Especially for a guy.*
**[18:53] Lily**
By the way, why did you invite me to hang out?
**[18:58] Yuka**
It's more fun than being on your own, isn't it?
**[19:01] Yuka**
Also, I was hoping I'd get to
chat with you properly.
**[19:05] Yuka**
You know what they say:
**[19:06] Yuka**
To defeat the enemy,
you must know them first.
**[19:10] Lily**
Enemy?
**[19:12] Lily**
*Oh, it's about that idiot.*
**[19:14] Lily**
Oh?
**[19:15] Yuka**
And I was like, ah, you're
definitely the type that guys like.
**[19:18] Yuka**
You're the exact opposite of me.
**[19:21] Yuka**
I don't want to lose, though.
**[19:25] Yuka**
It's only been a day, but after
I talked to you, I realized...
**[19:31] Yuka**
Maybe we'd get along pretty well.
**[19:33] Yuka**
Although I don't know how you feel about it.
**[19:37] Lily**
I-I...
**[19:39] Lily**
I had fun, too.
**[19:43] Yuka**
Great!
**[19:44] Lily**
*That's the truth.*
**[19:46] Lily**
*Sparring with her has been a unique sensation.*
**[19:50] Lily**
* Nothing like talking*
* with the other girls in class.*
**[19:53] Lily**
*It was strangely comfortable.*
**[19:56] Lily**
Oh, that reminds me.
**[19:57] Lily**
Just to be clear,
I have no feelings for Hirota-kun.
**[20:02] Yuka**
Oh, I thought so.
**[20:03] Yuka**
So Kensaku was just going off on his own.
**[20:06] Yuka**
Sorry for freaking out.
**[20:09] Lily**
It's all right.
**[20:10] Yuka**
Although, as a woman,
I do still feel competitive.
**[20:14] Yuka**
You're pretty feminine.
**[20:17] Lily**
I-I'm not, really.
**[20:19] Yuka**
You're cute, right?
**[20:21] Yuka**
You're classy, right?
**[20:22] Yuka**
You're smart, right?
**[20:23] Yuka**
You have long eyelashes, right?
**[20:25] Yuka**
And a good figure.
**[20:27] Lily**
*Maybe she's not all that bad.*
**[20:33] Yuka**
Oh, crap.
**[20:35] Lily**
What's wrong?
**[20:36] Yuka**
I have to be somewhere soon.
**[20:39] Yuka**
Sorry, I should get going.
**[20:40] Lily**
Oh, I'll take care of the table.
**[20:42] Yuka**
Thanks.
**[20:44] Yuka**
In return...
**[20:45] Yuka**
You can have this.
***SIGN*** Strawberry milk flavor
***SIGN*** Senovil
***SIGN*** Aids growth
**[20:47] Yuka**
Later.
**[20:51] Lily**
*She got me good in the end.*
**[20:54] Lily**
*I didn't expect that.*
***SIGN*** My First
Purikura
**[21:00] Lily**
Then again, I ought to forgive her
in light of the good time she gave me today.
**[21:05] Lily**
Also....
***SIGN*** I'm fine now.
Where are you?
**[21:07] Akutsu**
*I'm fine now.*
**[21:08] Akutsu**
*Where are you?*
**[21:09] Akutsu**
*You're an angel!*
**[21:11] Akutsu**
*You're an angel, aren't you?*
***SIGN*** Fine. Stay in bed for today
***SIGN*** Take your medicine
***SIGN*** And contact me when you're better
**[21:13] Lily**
*Fine. Stay in bed for today.*
**[21:15] Lily**
*Take your medicine.*
**[21:17] Akutsu**
*Don't go worrying for me!*
**[21:29] Akutsu**
My stomach started feeling better.
**[21:32] Lily**
You could have just used this.
**[21:34] Akutsu**
I mean, yeah, but...
**[21:37] Lily**
You can't bring yourself to lie, can you?
**[21:41] Lily**
Take me to the demon I'm sure you sense.
**[21:44] Lily**
Oh, but first, I must get changed.
**[21:47] Lily**
Wait here.
**[21:50] Demon**
Not here...
**[21:51] Demon**
Nowhere to be found...
**[21:53] Demon**
Where is it?
**[21:54] Lily**
Oh?
**[21:56] Lily**
You really were here.
**[21:58] Demon**
Who are you?
**[22:00] Lily**
The one who brings harm to the tainted.
**[22:03] Lily**
Your sworn enemy.
# E4 - The Equally Foolish Angel and Demon
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQW25M/the-equally-foolish-angel-and-demon)
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**[01:40] Lily**
Hold still, you little...
**[01:42] Lily**
Just accept that you're
no match for me and surrender.
**[01:45] Lily**
I'll make sure it doesn't hurt!
**[01:48] Demon**
Why are you trying to erase me?
**[01:50] Lily**
Because you're a demon.
**[01:52] Demon**
Dude, that's it?
**[01:54] Lily**
Also, there's a stray dog
attacking women in this area lately.
**[01:59] Lily**
That's you, isn't it?
**[02:01] Demon**
I'll tell you if you can defeat me.
**[02:04] Demon**
No one has ever dared to face my true form!
**[02:09] Lily**
Oh?
**[02:10] Lily**
I can't wait.
**[02:11] Demon**
Beware...
**[02:13] Demon**
In this form, my power, my intellect...
**[02:17] Demon**
It's all 50% off from that of my beast form!
**[02:22] Akutsu**
*Your ability's gone down.*
**[02:24] Demon**
I see you're so terrified by my power-up
that you're at a loss for words.
**[02:29] Demon**
None could blame you.
**[02:31] Demon**
For the very sight of my—
**[02:35] Lily**
What's with that skimpy costume?!
**[02:37] Lily**
It's so random and cringey!
**[02:39] Lily**
Fool!
**[02:40] Demon**
But my body went into summer mode...
**[02:45] Akutsu**
I worry about you in more ways than one.
**[02:48] Demon**
Thank you.
**[02:50] Lily**
H-Hey, shouldn't you be hiding?
**[02:52] Demon**
Hold on. Are you an angel, too?
**[02:56] Demon**
No, you aren't...
**[02:58] Demon**
You're one of my kind.
**[03:00] Demon**
What are you doing with an angel?
**[03:03] Akutsu**
Umm...
**[03:05] Demon**
A traitor!
**[03:06] Akutsu**
No, there's a reason for this!
**[03:09] Demon**
I don't want to hear it.
**[03:10] Akutsu**
No, please, hear me out!
**[03:12] Demon**
Fine.
**[03:14] Demon**
But before we talk,
**[03:16] Demon**
attack that woman.
**[03:18] Akutsu**
I can't...
**[03:20] Lily**
That's enough.
**[03:22] Lily**
Out of the way.
**[03:24] Lily**
Interfere any further,
and I'll exorcise you, too.
**[03:28] Akutsu**
Hang on, both of you!
**[03:30] Akutsu**
You've forgotten something important!
**[03:32] Lily; Demon**
What?
**[03:33] Akutsu**
Listen up, guys.
**[03:34] Akutsu**
You need to calm down and talk it out
before you resort to violence.
**[03:38] Akutsu**
About the past, and about the future.
**[03:41] Akutsu**
Yes...
***SIGN*** Mash the button to
complete the heart!
**[03:42] Akutsu**
Mash the button and complete the heart!
***SIGN*** Push
**[03:49] Akutsu**
Hold love in your heart.
***SIGN*** Hold
love
***SIGN*** in
your
heart
***SIGN*** Bonus confirmed!
**[03:53] Akutsu**
Bonus confirmed!
**[03:56] Demon**
You aren't bad for a fool's acquaintance!
**[04:00] Lily**
Nor are you, for a fool's kind!
**[04:04] Lily**
You make me laugh, speaking of a demon's love!
**[04:06] Demon**
Speaking of love is the task of
fools and angels, is it not?
**[04:09] Lily**
I don't have time for that now!
**[04:11] Demon**
Neither do I!
**[04:13] Akutsu**
All right...
**[04:14] Akutsu**
If you both so insist, I'll let you both feel...
**[04:17] Akutsu**
my love.
***SIGN*** Slightly
embarrassed
**[04:23] Akutsu**
If the power of love will reach your heart,
***SIGN*** If the power of love will
reach your heart, I wish you
would stop this fighting
**[04:28] Akutsu**
I wish you would stop this fighting.
**[04:32] Akutsu**
Now, please, let us hear how you feel!
**[04:35] Demon**
*I'm not doing anything.*
**[04:36] Demon**
*This kid's a real piece of—*
**[04:38] Demon**
*She actually took the mic!*
**[04:40] Demon**
*Is she actually going to answer?!*
**[04:42] Lily**
My wish is to have
never met you in the first place.
**[04:47] Lily**
Being with you is super stressful.
**[04:52] Demon**
*Angels sure are terrifying!*
**[04:54] Demon**
*He was trying to put up with* her*?!*
**[04:59] Demon**
*The counter-attack?!*
**[05:00] Akutsu**
You didn't have to say it like that.
***SIGN*** Sob
***SIGN*** Sob
**[05:04] Demon**
*He's so sensitive!*
**[05:06] Akutsu**
I know it couldn't have worked.
**[05:10] Demon**
*He's actually admitting it.*
**[05:12] Demon**
*He's still not done?!*
**[05:13] Lily**
I can't hear you.
**[05:15] Lily**
If you have something to say, say it clearly.
**[05:18] Lily**
Now look what you've done.
**[05:20] Lily**
I'm even more stressed out.
**[05:22] Demon**
Stop!
**[05:23] Demon**
*You're going to break!*
**[05:25] Demon**
*Why are you doing this?!*
**[05:27] Demon**
*Wait... is it for my sake?*
**[05:29] Demon**
*That's right...*
**[05:30] Akutsu**
Haiku poem, tanka poem!
***SIGN*** Haiku poem,
tanka poem
**[05:30] Demon**
*He's had my back this whole time.*
**[05:34] Demon**
* And he continues to distract that terrifying*
* angel so that she doesn't come after me!*
**[05:35] Lily**
Haiku poem, go *ie
***SIGN*** Haiku poem,
go °ie
**[05:43] Demon**
*I see...*
**[05:44] Demon**
*So that's what it means...*
**[05:46] Demon**
*The one who learned love...*
**[05:48] Demon**
*The one who received love...*
***SIGN*** Tremble
**[05:50] Akutsu**
I can hardly even stand.
**[05:53] Akutsu**
I can't take any more. Mercy...
**[05:55] Demon**
You've done enough.
**[05:58] Demon**
Thanks for doing all this for me.
**[06:00] Demon**
It's enough.
**[06:02] Demon**
I don't want you to suffer anymore!
**[06:06] Akutsu**
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
***SIGN*** I can't
stand this.
**[06:12] Lily**
I can't stand this.
***SIGN*** Get me
the heck
out of
here.
**[06:13] Lily**
Get me the heck out of here.
**[06:16] Lily**
You two can enjoy each other's
company without me.
***SIGN*** You
two
can
enjoy
***SIGN*** each
other's
company
without
me.
***SIGN*** Amane
**[06:21] Lily**
All right, I'll have you
confess your sins to me.
**[06:25] Lily**
What are you looking for and why?
**[06:28] Demon**
I've been looking for a book.
**[06:30] Demon**
But I couldn't find it.
**[06:32] Lily**
A book?
**[06:33] Demon**
I've always been a loner.
**[06:35] Demon**
No one's ever cared about me.
**[06:38] Demon**
One day, I learned of something called
spats, which give you a beautiful figure.
***SIGN*** Shapely legs
***SIGN*** All
you
need!
**[06:43] Demon**
At first, I was happy just looking
at women in spats in books.
***SIGN*** Beautiful Legs
Beautiful Butts
**[06:49] Lily**
So you couldn't help
but attack women in spats...
**[06:53] Demon**
No, well, I thought they were wearing
spats, but they were leggings...
**[06:57] Lily**
What the hell is he talking about?
**[06:58] Akutsu**
I don't even know the difference
between spats and leggings.
**[07:00] Lily**
Very well.
**[07:02] Lily**
I'll take care of your sin.
**[07:04] Lily**
I shall guide you toward a state of purity.
**[07:13] Demon**
No one cared about me until now.
**[07:16] Demon**
You're the first one who's
ever been kind to me.
**[07:21] Demon**
Thank you.
**[07:22] Akutsu**
You idiot, don't thank me!
**[07:25] Akutsu**
I only did it for myself!
**[07:29] Akutsu**
I...
**[07:31] Akutsu**
I...
**[07:41] Lily**
Wait, wait...
**[07:43] Kearney**
Oh, it's so cute!
**[07:46] Kearney**
You always find the cutest things, Amane-chan.
**[07:49] Kearney**
Now, leave the rest to me.
**[07:52] Kearney**
Bye!
**[07:54] Lily**
Sure.
**[07:57] Akutsu**
Hey, who was that?
**[07:59] Lily**
Kearney-san. The president of the dog-and-cat
rescue volunteer organization.
***SIGN*** Meow Woof Meow
**[08:03] Akutsu**
No, I mean...
**[08:04] Lily**
You mean what I did to the demon, don't you?
**[08:07] Lily**
I sealed away his wicked thoughts and powers.
**[08:10] Akutsu**
Sealed?
**[08:11] Lily**
We seal away wicked thoughts,
**[08:13] Lily**
and if they are beasts,
we let the organizations handle them.
**[08:16] Lily**
Though I don't know what we do with humanoids.
**[08:19] Lily**
I have no intention of taking demons' lives.
**[08:22] Lily**
Though I can't speak for the other angels.
**[08:25] Akutsu**
So what about that vicious scythe
you were wrecking the concrete with?
**[08:28] Lily**
I was never going to hit him with it.
**[08:31] Lily**
The concrete was just an illusion, too.
**[08:33] Lily**
Besides, I was adjusting
my power as I was fighting.
**[08:37] Lily**
Even if I'd hit him by accident,
he wouldn't have had so much as a scrape.
**[08:41] Lily**
What? You don't seem convinced.
**[08:45] Akutsu**
What about the one you humiliated
and exorcised slowly on the first day?
**[08:51] Lily**
That one?
**[08:52] Lily**
Here.
**[08:53] Akutsu**
What's this?
**[08:55] Lily**
Cute, right?
**[08:56] Lily**
I drew them on him in return
for what he did to my cardigan.
**[09:00] Lily**
I'm told they helped him find
a new owner right away.
**[09:03] Lily**
If you don't want me to draw eyebrows
on you, you'd best not defy me.
**[09:09] Akutsu**
*Something's wrong.*
**[09:11] Akutsu**
*Are angels really like this?*
**[09:13] Akutsu**
*It's nothing like our intel said.*
**[09:16] Akutsu**
*Not only does she spare demons' lives,*
**[09:18] Akutsu**
*she takes pictures with them
with* that *look on her face.*
**[09:22] Akutsu**
* But from the photos I saw before,*
* what angels do is cruel.*
**[09:26] Akutsu**
*Or is she just....*
**[09:28] Lily**
Now, then, Akutsu, I'm running out of energy.
**[09:33] Akutsu**
*Is Amane just...*
**[09:36] Akutsu**
*Special?*
**[09:39] Lily**
Shall we go eat?
**[09:40] Lily**
I'll treat you.
**[09:42] Lily**
As a reward for your work.
**[09:45] Akutsu**
Sure, let's go.
**[09:48] Lily**
What?
**[09:49] Lily**
You look like you want to say something.
**[09:50] Lily**
Tell me.
**[09:51] Lily**
You've got me curious.
**[09:53] Akutsu**
I mean, you know.
**[09:54] Akutsu**
I always thought angels were cruel.
**[09:57] Akutsu**
So I'm a bit surprised that you're so kind.
**[10:00] Lily**
What, you *just* noticed that I'm kind?
***SIGN*** Hey, Hey
**[10:04] Lily**
You sure are dense.
**[10:06] Akutsu**
I was a fool for saying that.
**[10:08] Lily**
Yep, you're a fool.
**[10:10] Lily**
Now, let's go.
**[10:11] Akutsu**
Hey.
**[10:15] Lily**
*"Kind," huh?*
**[10:16] Lily**
* People say that about me*
* when I'm in my normal state,*
**[10:20] Lily**
* but this is the first time anyone's said*
* that to me when I showed my true form.*
**[10:23] Lily**
*He sure is a fool, though.*
**[10:27] Lily**
* His words are so silly, I don't even*
* want to look at his face right now.*
**[10:34] Akutsu**
Hey, slow down a bit.
**[10:38] Akutsu**
W-Wait!
**[10:40] Lily**
You did good work for me.
**[10:43] Lily**
I figured I ought to reward you.
**[10:47] Lily**
Look at you, all worked up.
**[10:49] Lily**
You're adorable.
**[10:51] Lily**
Now...
**[10:52] Akutsu**
Wait, Amane!
**[10:59] Sensei**
Morning, Akutsu-kun.
**[11:02] Sensei**
Did you have a nice nap?
**[11:04] Sensei**
You've got some nerve,
falling asleep in my class.
***SIGN*** Daaaze
**[11:08] Akutsu**
Sh-Shiromura-sensei!
**[11:09] Akutsu**
Wait, no, stop!
**[11:11] Sensei**
Kapow!
**[11:13] Akutsu**
* Ever since that day Amane*
* and I went demon hunting,*
**[11:16] Akutsu**
*I've been having dreams about her.*
**[11:19] Akutsu**
*Come to think of it, my heart was pounding.*
**[11:24] Akutsu**
*No...*
**[11:25] Akutsu**
*No, no, no.*
***SIGN*** Click
***SIGN*** Click
***SIGN*** Click
**[11:27] Akutsu**
*There's no way* I *would, right?*
**[11:29] Akutsu**
*Me? Have romantic feelings?!*
**[11:33] Akutsu**
*Impossible.*
**[11:34] Akutsu**
*She's an enemy, too.*
**[11:36] Akutsu**
*And more than anything, she's...*
**[11:44] Akutsu**
Damn, she's really yanking my chain.
**[11:51] Akutsu**
Coming.
**[11:55] Liz**
You *finally* showed up!
***SIGN*** Huff
***SIGN*** Puff
**[11:57] Liz**
You shouldn't be lazy just because
you don't have school!
***SIGN*** Huff, puff
**[12:04] Liz**
You *finally* showed—
**[12:06] Liz**
Sheesh.
**[12:07] Liz**
How could you slam the door
on your own superior?
**[12:10] Akutsu**
Sorry, Department Chief Liz.
**[12:12] Akutsu**
So, what brings you here?
**[12:15] Liz**
It's about what I contacted you about recently.
***SIGN*** Akutsu
***SIGN*** Dear Akutsu-sama
***SIGN*** Dear Akutsu-sama,
There is something I'd like to bring to
you in person for reasons of security.
It's nothing to be suspicious of.
Please and thank you.
**[12:17] Liz**
There's something I'd like to give you.
**[12:20] Akutsu**
And it's in that case?
**[12:21] Liz**
Not that.
**[12:24] Liz**
It's what I'm wearing right now.
**[12:27] Liz**
I'm told that there's a custom of changing
one's wardrobe to match the season.
**[12:31] Liz**
I've brought a uniform for that occasion.
**[12:33] Akutsu**
Why did you have to wear it, though?
**[12:34] Akutsu**
And isn't that a girls' uniform?
**[12:39] Liz**
I'll be sending yours later.
**[12:42] Liz**
By priority mail.
**[12:43] Akutsu**
I'm pretty sure you just wanted to wear that.
**[12:47] Liz**
How is your mission coming?
**[12:49] Liz**
Have you come across anyone
who might be right for the task?
**[12:52] Akutsu**
*My mission?*
**[12:53] Akutsu**
*Right.*
**[12:54] Akutsu**
*I came here to carry out a mission.*
**[12:58] Akutsu**
*Our world, Hell, is in danger.*
**[13:03] Akutsu**
* My boss decided to find someone*
* charismatic to lead and motivate us.*
**[13:10] Akutsu**
*And I was ordered to carry out that search.*
**[13:14] Akutsu**
Er... Not quite.
**[13:16] Liz**
I see.
**[13:17] Liz**
You haven't found a single candidate, huh?
**[13:20] Akutsu**
Actually...
**[13:21] Akutsu**
I found someone who seemed fitting,
but she's got some issues.
***SIGN*** Fwahahaha
***SIGN*** Has some issues
**[13:26] Akutsu**
She's attractive,
but she's got a terrible personality.
***SIGN*** Terrible personality
**[13:28] Akutsu**
Perhaps I'm being picky,
but I have quite a few concerns.
**[13:32] Liz**
I see.
**[13:34] Liz**
I understand why you'd be cautious.
**[13:36] Liz**
But please don't forget
that we don't have time.
**[13:39] Liz**
I'll do my best to support your work.
**[13:42] Akutsu**
Right.
***SIGN*** Whew
**[13:44] Liz**
Well, shall we go to sleep?
**[13:46] Akutsu**
Huh?
**[13:48] Akutsu**
W-Wait, you're s-s-sleeping here?!
**[13:50] Liz**
Our department doesn't have a very big budget.
**[13:53] Liz**
Don't worry, though.
**[13:55] Liz**
I've brought everything I'll be needing.
**[13:56] Akutsu**
What is that, your sleepover kit?
**[13:59] Liz**
I'll be getting changed, now.
**[14:02] Akutsu**
*What am I supposed to do?*
**[14:03] Akutsu**
*This is all kinds of wrong.*
**[14:05] Akutsu**
* Hang on, is this one of those forbidden loves*
* between an employee and his superior?*
**[14:10] Liz**
My dear little lamb...
**[14:12] Akutsu**
I'm an alpaca.
**[14:13] Akutsu**
Oh, no!
**[14:15] Akutsu**
This is bad!
**[14:17] Liz**
Is something the matter?
**[14:19] Akutsu**
*She's going to turn me into a man.*
***SIGN*** Straw
***SIGN*** Bosses these days
**[14:22] Akutsu**
Straw.
**[14:24] Liz**
I brought this with me.
**[14:26] Akutsu**
Yeah...
***SIGN*** Insomnia
***SIGN*** Insomnia
**[14:30] Liz**
I-I can't!
***SIGN*** Insomnia
***SIGN*** Insomnia
***SIGN*** Insomnia
**[14:32] Liz**
I can't eat all this!
***SIGN*** Insomnia
**[14:35] Liz**
It's so good, though...
**[14:37] Liz**
It's too delicious!
**[14:39] Akutsu**
*What kind of sleep talking is that?*
**[14:42] Liz**
We're going training after breakfast.
**[14:45] Akutsu**
Training?
**[14:47] Akutsu**
Hey, hey, miss, are you free?
**[14:51] Akutsu**
Wanna come with me and...
**[14:53] Woman 1**
Gross. No one said you could talk to me.
**[14:55] Woman 2**
Also, you've been going around
chatting up all sorts of people.
**[14:59] Woman 1**
We aren't that easy.
**[15:02] Akutsu**
I don't wanna do this anymore!
***SIGN*** I don't wanna
do this anymore
**[15:04] Liz**
This is going nowhere.
**[15:06] Akutsu**
Um...
**[15:07] Akutsu**
How is this any kind of training?
**[15:10] Liz**
Even if you find an apt candidate, it won't
matter if you can't bring them to Hell.
**[15:14] Liz**
Or are you confident that you
can relay the details of their duties,
**[15:18] Liz**
convince them to take them on,
*and* bring them to Hell?
**[15:22] Akutsu**
*I did try that on an angel.*
**[15:24] Liz**
Even if they agree to be something of an idol,
**[15:26] Liz**
it won't work if they're reluctant.
**[15:29] Liz**
We need them to consent to coming so that
they can boost our morale effectively.
**[15:34] Akutsu**
Um...
**[15:35] Akutsu**
I've been looking for my dog
since the day before yesterday.
**[15:39] Woman 3**
I don't think I've seen it.
**[15:42] Akutsu**
I hate to impose...
**[15:46] Akutsu**
But would you please let me know
if you see him?
**[15:49] Akutsu**
My sickly kid sister is so worried,
she can't even eat.
**[15:54] Woman 3**
All right.
**[15:56] Woman 3**
I'll ask my friends, too.
**[15:57] Woman 3**
Could you please give me
your contact information?
**[16:00] Akutsu**
Thank you very much!
**[16:02] Akutsu**
Please do let me know.
**[16:04] Woman 3**
I hope you find him soon.
**[16:08] Akutsu**
I'm sorry for lying.
**[16:11] Akutsu**
But I got her contact info!
**[16:13] Liz**
How did it go?
**[16:14] Liz**
That seemed quite promising.
**[16:17] Akutsu**
Good.
**[16:18] Akutsu**
The guilt is weighing on me, though.
**[16:20] Liz**
Warfare is about focusing
all your might on a single spot.
**[16:25] Akutsu**
What are you talking about?
**[16:27] Liz**
You need to determine
where best to focus your efforts.
**[16:30] Liz**
That woman earlier was walking her dog.
**[16:33] Liz**
There's a way in for every woman, not just her.
**[16:37] Liz**
You need to aim for that.
**[16:39] Liz**
That's how you'll grow.
**[16:42] Akutsu**
Right.
**[16:43] Woman 4**
So cute!
**[16:44] Girl**
Thank you!
**[16:45] Woman 5**
You're a kind young man.
**[16:48] Liz**
Let's move on.
***SIGN*** Local Newspaper
**[16:50] Liz**
Invite her to tea and spend some time with her.
**[16:53] Akutsu**
Hi, there.
**[16:54] Akutsu**
May I ask you something?
**[16:56] Yuka**
Yes?
**[16:57] Yuka**
Huh? It's Akutsu-kun.
**[16:59] Akutsu**
*Tanahashi!*
***SIGN*** Aieeee
**[17:01] Yuka**
Whatcha doing?
**[17:03] Yuka**
Don't tell me you're one of *those* guys.
***SIGN*** Grin
grinning
**[17:07] Akutsu**
No, well, I'm not trying
to hit on you or anything.
**[17:09] Yuka**
You *are* trying to hit on people!
**[17:10] Akutsu**
I'm not!
**[17:12] Yuka**
Well, let's go, then.
**[17:13] Yuka**
We're doing tea, right?
**[17:14] Yuka**
You're buying.
**[17:15] Akutsu**
Huh? Yeah...
**[17:18] Lily**
That was a good sleep.
**[17:20] Lily**
Looks like I slept through a lot of my Sunday.
**[17:23] Lily**
Doesn't look like we'll have time
to go demon hunting today.
**[17:25] Lily**
I guess I'll do the laundry.
***SIGN*** Devil Chomp
***SIGN*** Cafe Until 6PM,
Bar Afterwards
**[17:28] Yuka**
Why here?
**[17:30] Akutsu**
Eh, I kinda wanted grown-up vibes.
**[17:33] Bar**
Here you are. Orange juice.
**[17:35] Yuka**
Thank you very much.
**[17:37] Yuka**
Does it really help the vibe if we're only
drinking orange juice, though?
**[17:41] Akutsu**
G-Good point.
**[17:44] Akutsu**
So, Chief, what do I do now?
**[17:47] Liz**
*J-Just a moment!*
**[17:49] Liz**
*Not here!*
**[17:50] Akutsu**
*Wait... don't tell me...*
**[17:52] Akutsu**
*She's checking a book?!*
**[17:54] Akutsu**
*Damn it!*
**[17:55] Akutsu**
*I can't depend on my boss!*
**[17:56] Akutsu**
*This place is...*
**[17:57] Yuka**
Oh yeah, so I've been wondering...
**[18:00] Yuka**
Do you have a crush on Lily-chan?
**[18:02] Yuka**
You hang out together a lot.
**[18:04] Akutsu**
No, there's no way.
**[18:06] Yuka**
Are you sure?
**[18:07] Liz**
*Who is Lily-san?*
**[18:09] Akutsu**
*Now's not the time, Chief!*
**[18:10] Yuka**
You think she's pretty cute, though, don't you?
**[18:14] Akutsu**
Of course...
**[18:18] Akutsu**
not.
**[18:20] Yuka**
You're so obvious.
**[18:22] Yuka**
Hey, I'll help you out
if you ever need anything.
**[18:25] Akutsu**
What about you, then, Tanahashi?
**[18:27] Akutsu**
What about Hirota?
**[18:28] Yuka**
Ah, Kensaku.
**[18:30] Yuka**
I'm pushing pretty hard, but it's not easy.
**[18:37] Yuka**
I guess being childhood friends
doesn't really work.
**[18:41] Akutsu**
*This is it!*
**[18:42] Akutsu**
* This is when I need to*
* say something thoughtful!*
**[18:45] Akutsu**
*Is there any advice I can give her?*
**[18:47] Akutsu**
*I know!*
**[18:48] Akutsu**
Listen, Tanahashi, warfare is about...
**[18:51] Akutsu**
Huh?
**[18:52] Akutsu**
*What was it?*
**[18:54] Akutsu**
*I can't remember!*
**[18:55] Yuka**
Warfare is about focusing
all your might on a single spot, right?
**[19:00] Yuka**
That's Napoleon, isn't it?
**[19:03] Yuka**
You're right.
**[19:04] Yuka**
I've been the one pushing
at him this whole time,
**[19:08] Yuka**
but maybe I've been focusing
on the wrong thing.
**[19:10] Yuka**
Thanks. That's good advice.
**[19:12] Akutsu**
*It worked out!*
**[19:14] Akutsu**
*I don't know who Naporitan is, but thank you!*
**[19:17] Yuka**
Not that I'm trying to return
the favor for today,
**[19:20] Yuka**
but if anything ever comes up
with Lily-chan, I'll hear you out.
**[19:23] Akutsu**
R-Right.
**[19:25] Akutsu**
You're pretty cool, aren't you?
**[19:27] Yuka**
I know, right?
**[19:29] Akutsu**
You aren't half bad, either, Akutsu-kun!
**[19:32] Yuka**
*All right, next step!*
**[19:33] Yuka**
*Invite her to a park at night.*
**[19:36] Akutsu**
Nope!
**[19:37] Liz**
*After a good conversation at a bar,*
**[19:39] Liz**
* she's no doubt looking to be alone*
* with you at a park at night!*
**[19:42] Liz**
*Or so it says!*
**[19:43] Akutsu**
I'm not doing that in this situation!
**[19:45] Akutsu**
She has a crush on my guy friend.
**[19:48] Akutsu**
I can't possibly invite her
to the park at night!
**[19:51] Song**
Creep! Creep! Creep!
**[19:53] Akutsu**
My school life would be over if word got out!
**[19:56] Liz**
* Not carrying out orders*
* will affect your evaluation,*
**[19:58] Liz**
*even if it's just training.*
**[20:00] Akutsu**
Are you serious?!
**[20:01] Yuka**
Look at the time.
**[20:03] Yuka**
Let's get going.
**[20:04] Akutsu**
Hang on!
**[20:09] Akutsu**
S-Sorry.
**[20:10] Akutsu**
Hey...
**[20:14] Akutsu**
Do you have time...
**[20:18] Lily**
I fell asleep in the middle of laundry.
**[20:20] Lily**
I might have caught a cold.
**[20:22] Lily**
Maybe I should take a bath and warm up.
**[20:26] Akutsu**
Sorry about that.
**[20:26] Yuka**
I don't mind.
**[20:29] Yuka**
Although it embarrassed me.
**[20:32] Yuka**
I won't tell anyone about today, though.
**[20:37] Yuka**
I can go by myself from here.
**[20:38] Yuka**
Thanks for everything today.
**[20:39] Yuka**
See you at school tomorrow.
**[20:44] Liz**
Good work today.
**[20:46] Liz**
I'm almost out of time,
so I'm thinking of heading home.
**[20:49] Akutsu**
I see.
**[20:51] Liz**
Sorry about the sudden visit.
**[20:54] Liz**
But I'm glad I got to see
how you've been living your life.
**[20:58] Akutsu**
Right.
**[20:59] Liz**
There's just one thing...
**[21:02] Akutsu**
Do you have some time after?
**[21:04] Bartender**
W-We mustn't, sir.
**[21:11] Akutsu**
Don't say that.
**[21:12] Akutsu**
It'll be all right.
**[21:16] Bartender**
S-Sir?!
**[21:19] Liz**
I have no issue with your preferences,
**[21:21] Liz**
but I'm not sure that was appropriate
in front of another woman.
**[21:24] Akutsu**
Please forget about that!
**[21:27] Akutsu**
*Damn it, Amane...*
**[21:28] Akutsu**
*What kind of timing was that?!*
**[21:31] Akutsu**
*Although, I guess she helped me out of a bind?*
**[21:33] Liz**
Please apply what you
learned today going forward.
**[21:37] Liz**
I have faith that you'll complete your mission.
**[21:41] Liz**
Well, keep doing your best.
**[21:47] Akutsu**
*I'm exhausted.*
**[21:49] Akutsu**
* I spent all day getting*
* jerked around by my boss.*
**[21:54] Akutsu**
* But thanks to that,*
* I feel a little more confident.*
**[21:58] Akutsu**
* I'd like to get right to work,*
* but first, I need to deal with her.*
**[22:04] Akutsu**
*I should give it another shot!*
# E5 - The Excited Foolish Angel and Demon
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G4VUQVDN7/the-excited-foolish-angel-and-demon)
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**[01:30] Lily**
*Mm-hm.*
**[01:31] Lily**
*I'm quite adorable.*
**[01:34] Lily**
* It might be enough to make Akutsu*
* fall head-over-heels for me.*
**[01:38] Lily**
*That would make things so much easier for me.*
**[01:42] Lily**
Okay.
**[01:44] Lily**
*But an hour later, Amane was flustered.*
**[01:47] Lily**
* Because Akutsu, who was sitting next to her,*
* was more dazzling than ever.*
**[01:54] Lily**
*How is he so sparkly?*
**[01:57] Lily**
*I've never seen him like this before.*
**[01:59] Lily**
*No... I have.*
**[02:01] Lily**
*I recognize this Akutsu.*
**[02:06] Akutsu**
What's wrong?
**[02:08] Akutsu**
We're in class.
**[02:09] Lily**
*I knew it!*
**[02:11] Lily**
*He's challenging me!*
**[02:13] Lily**
*I didn't expect him to be this much of a fool!*
**[02:17] Cat**
Looks like I'm up.
**[02:18] Lily**
No, that won't be necessary.
**[02:20] Lily**
I'll merely do as I've said I would.
**[02:23] Lily**
So, do you want this to be activated?
**[02:25] Lily**
Well? Well?
**[02:30] Lily**
*He scoffed at me!*
**[02:32] Lily**
*At me! An angel!*
**[02:33] Akutsu**
Oh, my, is that all you've got?
**[02:36] Akutsu**
I thought you were an angel!
**[02:38] Lily**
*That's probably what he's thinking!*
**[02:40] Lily**
Hang on!
**[02:42] Lily**
Akutsu-kun!
**[02:45] Lily**
Hey, do you know where Shiromura-sensei is?
**[02:50] Lily**
*How do you like this cutesy act?*
**[02:54] Cat**
Bring it on, Joe!
**[02:57] Announcer**
Thiam closes in! Can he get a handle on Joe?
**[03:02] Cat**
I'm going quick this time!
**[03:04] Cat**
Let's see if you can keep up!
**[03:07] Akutsu**
He went to the staff office earlier.
**[03:11] Cat; Lily**
It did nothing!
**[03:13] Lily**
R-Really?
**[03:14] Lily**
Thanks!
**[03:15] Lily**
Bye!
**[03:17] Lily**
*Something's wrong.*
**[03:18] Lily**
*He didn't react to my mega-cute display at all.*
**[03:22] Lily**
*Maybe the angle was wrong.*
**[03:24] Lily**
*Or maybe it wasn't smooth enough.*
**[03:27] Lily**
*It's true that it's been a while...*
**[03:33] Guy 1**
It's Amane-chan.
**[03:34] Guy 2**
She's so cute.
**[03:35] Lily**
Hello!
**[03:37] Guys**
H-Hello!
**[03:40] Lily**
*I haven't lost my edge.*
**[03:42] Lily**
*I guess it was a fluke.*
**[03:44] Lily**
*Now...*
**[03:48] Lily**
My hair's in the way...
**[03:50] Akutsu**
Yeah? That sucks.
**[03:53] Announcer**
The jabs come out like a Gatling gun!
**[03:56] Announcer**
But he's dodging every hit!
**[04:00] Lily**
It's so hot again...
**[04:03] Akutsu**
Let's go get some water.
**[04:04] Lily**
*He's looking away again.*
**[04:06] Announcer**
A swift feint into a right!
**[04:09] Announcer**
No hit!
**[04:11] Announcer**
Is there nothing Thiam can do?!
**[04:13] Lily**
*Nothing's working on him.*
**[04:16] Lily**
*Why isn't he reacting?*
**[04:18] Akutsu**
Oh, yeah, Amane...
**[04:21] Akutsu**
Are you not tying your hair back anymore?
**[04:24] Akutsu**
The ponytail looked really nice on you.
**[04:29] Announcer**
Thiam's forced to pull back!
**[04:32] Announcer**
Does he need to regroup?
**[04:34] Announcer**
Wait, not a moment to lose!
**[04:37] Announcer**
Joe gets in!
**[04:40] Cat**
Darn it!
**[04:44] Announcer**
But there's the gong!
**[04:46] Announcer**
Thiam manages to avoid defeat!
**[04:53] Lily**
*Th-That was close!*
**[04:57] Lily**
*It wasn't a mistake, after all!*
**[04:59] Lily**
* Amane wasn't aware at the time that she*
* was falling right into Akutsu's plan.*
**[05:06] Lily**
*It looks like I don't have a choice.*
**[05:15] Lily**
*Akutsu...*
**[05:16] Lily**
*You've only got yourself to blame.*
**[05:19] Lily**
*You made me angry.*
**[05:32] Lily**
*Don't you dare underestimate me!*
**[05:36] Lily**
Look out!
**[05:38] Lily**
*Perfect timing!*
**[05:40] Lily**
* It's time for the ultimate weapon:*
* The Rom-com Mount!*
**[05:46] Announcer**
What's this? Thiam's rocking left and right!
**[05:50] Cat**
Prepare yourself...
**[05:52] Announcer**
Is this it?
**[05:53] Announcer**
Is it the Dempsey Roll?!
**[05:57] Cat**
I'll tear you up with my punch!
**[06:12] Akutsu**
Were you hurt?
**[06:14] Akutsu**
We wouldn't want you to get
a bruise on your cute face.
**[06:17] Lily**
*Squee!*
**[06:29] Lily**
Are you all right?!
**[06:31] Cat**
I got countered.
**[06:35] Cat**
I lost.
**[06:38] Lily**
Thiam...
**[06:39] Dog**
That was a close one, but I was one step ahead.
**[06:46] Akutsu**
Did you think the same tactic would work twice?
**[06:51] Akutsu**
You underestimated me.
**[06:54] Akutsu**
And demons as a whole.
**[07:00] Lily**
I'm sorry!
**[07:01] Lily**
I'm all right!
**[07:03] Akutsu**
No, you aren't.
**[07:05] Akutsu**
Let's go to the nurse's office.
**[07:11] Akutsu**
*I think that worked.*
**[07:14] Akutsu**
*Chief, I'm almost there!*
**[07:16] Akutsu**
* Your subordinate's doing*
* everything he can right now!*
**[07:19] Liz**
Akutsu is only getting started.
**[07:22] Liz**
But as his superior,
I must check in on him again.
**[07:27] Liz**
Disguising oneself is
an essential skill in espionage.
**[07:30] Liz**
Everything hinges on how well I can blend in.
**[07:34] Liz**
For example...
**[07:36] Liz**
Sometimes, I'm an insurance sales agent.
**[07:38] Liz**
I'll produce a quote!
**[07:40] Liz**
Other times, I'm a school nurse.
**[07:42] Liz**
Time for your needle!
**[07:44] Liz**
And...
**[07:45] Liz**
This is part of my job.
**[07:47] Liz**
This has nothing to do with
my personal tastes or interests.
**[07:51] Liz**
A perfect disguise!
**[07:52] Liz**
But if my subordinates were ever to...
**[07:56] Subordinate**
Don't worry! I'm tight-lipped!
**[08:04] Lily**
I'm fine.
**[08:05] Lily**
It was nothing serious.
**[08:07] Akutsu**
Oh?
**[08:14] Akutsu**
What?
**[08:16] Lily**
Nothing, just...
**[08:20] Akutsu**
Oh, you want some.
**[08:22] Akutsu**
I'll go buy another one.
**[08:31] Lily**
I-I...
**[08:34] Lily**
I think this is an indirect...
**[08:38] Lily**
*That must have got you good!*
**[08:40] Lily**
*Now, let your little heart explode!*
**[08:45] Akutsu**
You idiot...
**[08:49] Akutsu**
Don't say stuff like that.
**[08:56] Lily**
Ice!
**[09:01] Lily**
Y-Yeah...
**[09:04] Lily**
You're right.
**[09:06] Lily**
*What was that reaction?*
**[09:08] Lily**
*I didn't expect that!*
**[09:15] Lily**
*Did that wretch do it on purpose?!*
**[09:17] Lily**
*Damn it, he got me!*
**[09:19] Lily**
*Okay, let's go with this trick again.*
**[09:23] Lily**
*I-I can't...*
**[09:25] Lily**
*I was trying to get in his head...*
**[09:28] Lily**
*And instead, he's gotten in mine!*
**[09:31] Lily**
*But...*
**[09:33] Lily**
*I can't give up now!*
**[09:36] Lily**
*For my own goals!*
**[09:38] Lily**
*And most of all...*
**[09:40] Lily**
*Because I'm an angel!*
**[09:49] Lily**
Can you do it?
**[09:50] Cat**
Of course.
**[09:52] Cat**
This is why I exist.
**[09:56] Lily**
Thanks.
**[09:57] Akutsu**
What, aren't you having any?
**[09:58] Lily**
I'm good.
**[09:59] Lily**
I'll buy some later.
**[10:01] Akutsu**
Okay.
**[10:19] Lily**
Oh, no.
**[10:21] Lily**
I spilled it.
**[10:27] Lily**
Behold!
**[10:27] Lily**
Let the beauty of my wet body excite you!
**[10:40] Akutsu**
You'll catch a cold.
**[10:42] Akutsu**
Keep that on you.
***SIGN*** Ah...
**[10:50] Cat**
It's no use...
**[10:51] Cat**
I can't win...
**[10:52] Cat**
Next time, I'll take you down...
**[10:56] Announcer**
And there's the gong!
**[10:59] Announcer**
Thiam just barely survives!
**[11:04] Lily**
*How could this be?*
**[11:06] Lily**
* To think neither the almighty Rom-com Mount*
* nor the indirect kiss bit would work...*
**[11:13] Yuka**
Hey, are you feeling sick?
**[11:16] Yuka**
Are you okay?
**[11:17] Lily**
Yeah...
**[11:18] Lily**
I think I'm okay.
**[11:21] Lily**
Hey, Yuka-chan...
**[11:23] Lily**
Is there any way to crush a guy's heart?
**[11:27] Yuka**
Crush?!
**[11:29] Yuka**
I-I guess, well...
**[11:33] Yuka**
Oh...
**[11:35] Yuka**
How about this?
**[11:40] Akutsu**
Hey, weren't we going demon hunting today?
**[11:43] Lily**
That was my intent, but I changed my plan.
**[11:46] Akutsu**
I don't mind, I guess.
**[11:49] Akutsu**
You sure bought a lot, though.
**[11:52] Lily**
W-We're taking it back to my place.
**[11:54] Akutsu**
Your place?!
**[11:55] Akutsu**
*What is this girl thinking?*
**[11:58] Akutsu**
*Whatever it is, I should stay vigilant.*
**[12:02] Lily**
You've been working quite hard.
**[12:05] Lily**
I thought I ought to reward you with food, so...
**[12:09] Lily**
I decided to cook for you.
**[12:12] Akutsu**
*Yikes, that was close!*
**[12:15] Akutsu**
*I see, so that's your angle.*
**[12:16] Akutsu**
*That isn't going to work on me today, though.*
**[12:19] Akutsu**
*In fact, I'll snap her soul in half!*
**[12:22] Lily**
We're here.
**[12:27] Akutsu**
*It's huge.*
**[12:28] Akutsu**
*It's way too huge!*
**[12:30] Akutsu**
*It's nothing like my apartment.*
**[12:39] Akutsu**
*M-My soul might snap...*
**[12:42] Lily**
What are you doing?
**[12:44] Lily**
Don't go acting weird in my home.
**[12:47] Lily**
Wh-What?
**[12:54] Akutsu**
*Using her feminine charm, I see.*
**[12:56] Akutsu**
*That's not going to break me.*
**[12:59] Akutsu**
* If anything... It's only making*
* my horn even more vicious!*
**[13:06] Cat**
I'll fight back before
he gets a chance to end me!
**[13:15] Akutsu**
How could you dress like that?!
**[13:18] Akutsu**
I get loosening up when you get home,
but don't undress completely!
**[13:22] Lily**
Huh? You've got the wrong idea.
**[13:24] Lily**
I'm properly dressed.
**[13:26] Akutsu**
Thank goodness.
**[13:27] Akutsu**
She's dressed.
**[13:30] Lily**
There.
**[13:31] Lily**
What's wrong with you?
Are your eyes just circles?
**[13:33] Akutsu**
No, it's just that I didn't expect
anything so proper.
**[13:38] Lily**
I see. You thought I didn't
know how to cook, did you?
**[13:42] Lily**
How rude.
**[13:43] Lily**
I have no trouble living on my own,
believe it or not.
**[13:47] Lily**
You can get started.
**[13:50] Akutsu**
Okay.
**[13:52] Akutsu**
*It looks proper, but...*
**[13:55] Akutsu**
*It could turn out to be devastatingly bad.*
**[14:01] Akutsu**
It's good!
**[14:02] Akutsu**
* I never would have expected this*
* from how Amane is usually.*
**[14:05] Akutsu**
*It's delicate and not overly strong.*
**[14:06] Akutsu**
* The domestic and modest scent*
* gently invades my inner nasal cavity.*
**[14:10] Akutsu**
*Like wasabi, the stimulation suddenly stops,*
**[14:13] Akutsu**
* at which point, oh so mischievously, the durum*
* semolina's firm texture tackles me!*
**[14:17] Lily**
Well?
**[14:19] Lily**
Not bad, is it?
**[14:20] Akutsu**
More like...
**[14:22] Akutsu**
It's really good.
**[14:23] Lily**
I'm confident in my pasta.
**[14:26] Lily**
That's just an appetizer, by the way.
**[14:28] Lily**
Here's the main dish.
**[14:33] Lily**
Time to eat.
**[14:34] Akutsu**
Amane, can I ask you something?
**[14:37] Lily**
What?
**[14:39] Akutsu**
Do you like pasta?
**[14:42] Lily**
Isn't it obvious?
**[14:44] Lily**
I basically eat pasta twice a day,
**[14:46] Lily**
about four days a week.
**[14:48] Akutsu**
What are you, a dude living on his own?
**[14:50] Akutsu**
You should think about balance more.
**[14:53] Lily**
What do you usually eat, then?
**[14:57] Akutsu**
Let's see...
**[14:59] Akutsu**
Bell peppers.
**[15:01] Akutsu**
Bell peppers are great.
**[15:03] Akutsu**
They're nice in tempura, and stuffed
with meat, they're absolutely the best.
**[15:07] Akutsu**
Or you could chop one up
real thin for chinjao rosu...
**[15:10] Lily**
B-Bell peppers?!
**[15:12] Akutsu**
What?
**[15:14] Lily**
That's not even a dish!
Your first thought was an ingredient?!
**[15:17] Akutsu**
Don't make fun of bell peppers!
**[15:21] Akutsu**
They can be a main dish *or* a side!
**[15:22] Akutsu**
They're the ultimate soldier!
**[15:24] Lily**
I guess they could be a side, but a main dish?!
**[15:26] Lily**
What, are you going to eat one whole?
**[15:30] Akutsu**
Damn it, enough laughing!
**[15:33] Akutsu**
It wasn't that funny!
**[15:37] Akutsu**
Wait, is this just your sense of humor?!
**[15:40] Akutsu**
H-Hey, are you okay?!
**[15:44] Cat**
Hey...
**[15:48] Dog**
Yeah...
**[15:56] Cat**
There's nothing we can do
under these circumstances.
**[15:59] Dog**
Yeah. I agree.
**[16:02] Lily**
Here.
**[16:03] Akutsu**
What's this?
**[16:05] Lily**
A little something for after dinner.
**[16:06] Lily**
Although we haven't done dessert yet.
**[16:10] Akutsu**
I haven't watched this yet!
**[16:12] Akutsu**
Let's watch this!
**[16:13] Lily**
No! I already watched it!
**[16:15] Akutsu**
You can watch it again.
**[16:17] Akutsu**
It's an action movie.
**[16:18] Lily**
No means no!
**[16:20] Lily**
There's too many bugs!
**[16:23] Akutsu**
Ah.
**[16:25] Akutsu**
You hate bugs, huh?
**[16:27] Lily**
I-I can deal with one, but not a bunch.
**[16:31] Akutsu**
Okay, let's—
**[16:32] Lily**
H-Hey!
**[16:34] Cat**
Here.
**[16:35] Dog**
Thanks.
***SIGN*** Dog
***SIGN*** Cat
**[16:38] Cat**
Do you prefer caramel or salt?
**[16:41] Lily**
*Give it back!*
**[16:41] Dog**
Caramel.
**[16:43] Akutsu**
*Come on, just do your best to watch!*
**[16:45] Lily**
*I said I can't!*
**[16:46] Akutsu**
*You* must *have
to deal with bugs if you live alone!*
**[16:49] Akutsu**
*The movie will help you get over it!*
**[16:50] Lily**
*They don't come this high up!*
**[16:54] Dog; Cat**
* Why don't you two, like,*
* just figure it out yourselves?*
**[17:06] Akutsu**
* I didn't think she'd rent*
* a romance movie, though.*
**[17:10] Akutsu**
* I guess she's still a girl,*
* even if she's an angel.*
**[17:18] Akutsu**
* Maybe it's because it's dark,*
* but she's even more...*
**[17:21] Akutsu**
*This mood's dangerous.*
**[17:23] Akutsu**
*Wait...*
**[17:24] Akutsu**
*Romance movie means...*
**[17:27] Akutsu**
*Here we go!*
**[17:29] Akutsu**
*But it's light enough that...*
**[17:32] Akutsu**
*It's light enough that...*
**[17:34] Akutsu**
*Light enough that...*
**[17:36] Akutsu**
*Get it over with, already! Stop it!*
**[17:38] Akutsu**
*Okay, okay, good.*
**[17:40] Akutsu**
*You can...*
**[17:42] Akutsu**
*Don't do it!*
**[17:46] Akutsu**
*They did the thing!*
**[17:47] Akutsu**
* How could you do that in front of*
* a teenage boy and girl?!*
**[17:51] Akutsu**
* The awkwardness could do*
* two laps around the planet.*
***SIGN*** Please stand by
**[17:53] Akutsu**
*Jeez, why would she rent something like this?*
**[18:07] Akutsu**
*Wh-What was that?*
**[18:08] Akutsu**
*That was, er, weirdly hot.*
**[18:12] Akutsu**
*Nah, no way.*
**[18:14] Akutsu**
*This is Amane we're talking about. I mean...*
**[18:22] Akutsu**
What?!
**[18:23] Lily**
Wh-What to you, too!
**[18:25] Lily**
I-I was just looking at the clock.
**[18:29] Akutsu**
S-Sure.
**[18:31] Akutsu**
I was just tilting my head, too.
**[18:35] Lily**
I see.
**[18:36] Akutsu**
Yeah.
**[18:42] Lily**
I-I'm going to get drinks.
**[19:03] Akutsu**
S-Sorry.
**[19:05] Akutsu**
Are you all right?
**[19:24] Akutsu**
*This is bad.*
**[19:26] Akutsu**
*My body won't listen to me.*
**[19:29] Akutsu**
*My brain isn't working.*
**[19:31] Akutsu**
*My mouth is dry.*
**[19:37] Lily**
Akutsu...
**[19:39] Akutsu**
*Amane, why...*
**[19:43] Akutsu**
*Why don't you run?*
**[19:48] Akutsu**
*Why don't you insult me like always?*
**[19:52] Akutsu**
*Why are you...*
**[19:55] Akutsu**
*Gazing at me?*
**[20:11] Akutsu**
*No...*
**[20:13] Akutsu**
*I'm getting sucked in.*
**[20:28] Akutsu**
M-My phone!
***SIGN*** Alarm
**[20:30] Lily**
It's mine.
**[20:32] Akutsu**
O-Oh...
**[20:33] Lily**
So...
**[20:35] Lily**
Would you mind getting out of the way?
**[20:37] Akutsu**
Sorry!
**[20:47] Lily**
Look at the time.
**[20:53] Lily**
Pfss, pfsss...
**[20:55] Akutsu**
Hey, I should get going.
**[20:58] Lily**
Y-Yeah.
**[21:00] Lily**
Get home safe.
**[21:02] Akutsu**
Yeah...
**[21:07] Lily**
Yes.
**[21:08] Lily**
That ends my scheduled report.
**[21:16] Lily**
*What was I doing?*
**[21:24] Lily**
*I'm still ruffled.*
**[21:32] Lily**
*Something's wrong.*
**[21:34] Lily**
*It's not like how it was before.*
**[21:37] Lily**
*Every time I think about it, my chest aches.*
**[21:43] Akutsu**
*What the hell was I doing?*
**[21:46] Akutsu**
*She's an angel.*
**[21:49] Akutsu**
*Amane was cute, though.*
**[21:56] Akutsu**
*I'm still not calming down.*
**[21:58] Akutsu**
Wait...
**[22:00] Akutsu**
This isn't...
**[22:01] Lily**
Don't tell me...
**[22:04] Lily**
*I've fallen for him?!*
**[22:04] Akutsu**
*I've fallen for her?!*
# E6 - The Panicked Foolish Angel and Demon
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G14U415N4/the-panicked-foolish-angel-and-demon)
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**[01:33] Lily**
*So sleepy...*
**[01:35] Lily**
*I'm going to pass out if I don't stay focused.*
**[01:38] Lily**
*I hate to admit it,*
**[01:40] Lily**
*but I didn't get a moment's sleep last night.*
**[01:41] Lily**
Glare, glare, glare, glare...
**[01:44] Lily**
*All because of what happened yesterday.*
**[01:53] Lily**
*I've got to get a grip!*
**[01:55] Lily**
*I'm an angel.*
**[01:58] Lily**
*I defeat demons and make the world a better...*
**[02:11] Lily**
*Where...*
**[02:14] Lily**
*Where am I?*
**[02:15] Lily**
*I was in the middle of class.*
**[02:17] Lily**
No...
**[02:22] Akutsu**
*So sleepy...*
**[02:24] Akutsu**
*I didn't get much sleep last night.*
**[02:27] Akutsu**
*Huh?*
**[02:29] Lily**
I-I've fallen asleep in class!
**[02:31] Lily**
I'm supposed to be an
honor student! How could I?!
**[02:33] Akutsu**
What's up?
**[02:35] Akutsu**
You there...
**[02:38] Akutsu**
Are you in need of help?
**[02:42] Lily**
*Wh-What in the world...*
**[02:44] Lily**
*Akutsu's showing up in my dream!*
**[02:48] Lily**
*But...*
***SIGN*** Akutsu Masatora
***SIGN*** You there...
***SIGN*** Are you in need of help?
***SIGN*** Fri
**[02:50] Lily**
*Why is it dating sim style?*
**[02:54] Lily**
*Never mind that.*
**[02:55] Lily**
*I need to wake myself up somehow.*
**[02:58] Lily**
*I know!*
***SIGN*** Fri
***SIGN*** You there...
***SIGN*** Are you in need of help?
**[02:59] Lily**
* If it's dating sim style, there might be*
* a way to beat the Akutsu path.*
**[03:05] Lily**
* Fine, then. I'll just have to*
* finish the Akutsu path.*
***SIGN*** You there...
***SIGN*** Fri
***SIGN*** Are you in need of help?
***SIGN*** Akutsu Masatora
**[03:08] Akutsu**
What?
***SIGN*** What?
***SIGN*** Fri
***SIGN*** Why are you staring at me
like that?
**[03:09] Lily**
Akutsu!
**[03:09] Akutsu**
Why are you staring at me like that?
**[03:13] Lily**
What in the world?!
**[03:14] Lily**
Is this a bug?!
**[03:15] Lily**
Creepy!
**[03:18] Lily**
Choices...
**[03:20] Lily**
Wh-What...?
**[03:23] Lily**
I can't read it.
**[03:24] Lily**
I still need to move forward.
**[03:27] Lily**
Let's just try one.
***SIGN*** Akutsu Masatora
***SIGN*** All right. Allow me to
demonstrate my power.
**[03:31] Akutsu**
All right. Allow me to demonstrate my power.
**[03:33] Lily**
So freaking creepy!
**[03:35] Lily**
How is it so glitchy?!
**[03:37] Akutsu**
Come get a closer look.
**[03:40] Lily**
Shut up!
**[03:46] Akutsu**
*Come to think of it...*
**[03:48] Akutsu**
*I don't think I've ever seen Amane doze off.*
**[03:51] Akutsu**
*I wonder what she looks like when she's asleep.*
**[03:58] Akutsu**
*Aight.*
**[03:59] Akutsu**
*I'll just pretend I never saw that.*
***SIGN*** Clothes
vanished
**[04:10] Lily**
*I made it this far with trial and error...*
**[04:15] Lily**
* Now I just need to complete this date event,*
* and I'll have dealt with Akutsu!*
**[04:20] Lily**
*That ought to wake me up.*
**[04:23] Lily**
A date?
**[04:27] Lily**
*What am I thinking about?!*
**[04:30] Lily**
*This is just an in-game event!*
**[04:32] Lily**
*It just turned out this way!*
**[04:36] Lily**
Akutsu?
**[04:38] Akutsu**
Sorry to keep you waiting.
**[04:38] Lily**
What the hell?!
**[04:39] Akutsu**
I came as I quickly as I could.
**[04:43] Akutsu**
*Sh-Should I wake her up?*
**[04:47] Lily**
Don't scare me like that.
**[04:50] Lily**
You little...
**[04:51] Akutsu**
*Well...*
**[04:52] Akutsu**
*She seems happy, so I guess I won't.*
**[04:57] Lily**
* I don't know if it's because*
* I had the stupid idea of going on a date,*
**[05:00] Lily**
*but I can't look at his face.*
**[05:02] Lily**
*This is foolish!*
**[05:03] Lily**
*He's just a demon!*
**[05:05] Lily**
*What am I getting so flustered about?*
**[05:07] Lily**
*What...*
**[05:13] Lily**
What the...
**[05:16] Akutsu**
I've been thinking for a while...
**[05:18] Akutsu**
I might be in love with you.
**[05:26] Akutsu**
Close your eyes.
**[05:27] Lily**
*Wh-Wh-What is this demon talking about?!*
***SIGN*** Close eyes
***SIGN*** Don't close eyes
**[05:35] Lily**
*I'm not closing my eyes, obviously.*
**[05:40] Lily**
*Why can't I decide?*
**[05:42] Lily**
*Is it because I want to know...*
**[05:47] Lily**
*To know where this choice will take me?*
**[05:50] Lily**
*And...*
**[05:52] Lily**
*What comes after?*
**[05:54] ---**
*Close eyes*
**[06:02] Samurai**
I am the Waist Samurai.
**[06:09] Lily**
Akutsu!
**[06:14] Lily**
H-Hang in there!
**[06:16] Akutsu**
I'm sorry...
**[06:18] Akutsu**
I messed up.
**[06:20] Akutsu**
I ate so much, my waist just...
**[06:24] Akutsu**
Please don't look like that.
**[06:27] Akutsu**
I'm content, you know.
**[06:31] Akutsu**
I fell in love for the first time.
**[06:34] Akutsu**
So, please, just one last time...
**[06:39] Akutsu**
Smile for me.
**[06:48] Lily**
Akutsu!
**[06:54] Akutsu**
Amane?
**[06:56] Akutsu**
You looked like you were
having a nightmare.
**[06:58] Yuka**
Are you all right?
**[07:00] Yuka**
Wanna see the nurse?
**[07:01] Lily**
Akutsu-kun...
**[07:04] Lily**
*Oh... It was a dream.*
**[07:08] Yuka**
Akutsu-kun made her cry!
**[07:09] Akutsu**
Me?!
***SIGN*** Nurse's Office
**[07:30] Lily**
*I'm always flustered these days.*
**[07:35] Lily**
* I thought I was a little more*
* in control of myself.*
**[07:40] Lily**
*I guess I can't help it.*
**[07:47] Lily**
*The view here is too bright.*
**[07:51] Akutsu**
Pardon me.
**[07:54] Akutsu**
Amane, are you here?
**[07:56] Akutsu**
Tanahashi was worried about you, too.
**[07:58] Akutsu**
I'm coming in.
**[08:04] Akutsu**
*She's still asleep?*
**[08:06] Lily**
*Why is Akutsu here?!*
**[08:08] Lily**
*What does he want?!*
**[08:10] Lily**
*What are the possible reasons?*
**[08:14] Akutsu**
Are you okay?
**[08:15] Akutsu**
You had such a bad dream
you had to see the nurse...
**[08:18] Akutsu**
You had me worried there.
**[08:20] Lily**
*That must be it!*
**[08:22] Lily**
* He's using checking on me as an excuse to*
* fill my heart with something bittersweet!*
**[08:28] Lily**
*What a silly plan.*
**[08:30] Lily**
* I'm gonna stop him*
* dead in his tracks, and then...*
**[08:35] Lily**
*And then...*
**[08:39] Lily**
*What am I thinking about now?!*
**[08:40] Lily**
*He's a demon!*
**[08:44] Lily**
What do you want from me?!
**[08:46] Akutsu**
Oh, you're awake.
**[08:48] Akutsu**
You could have told me so.
**[08:50] Akutsu**
So...
**[08:56] Lily**
*He was gonna do it!*
**[08:58] Lily**
*He was gonna attack me in my sleep!*
**[09:02] Lily**
*He thinks I'm easy prey, does he?*
**[09:04] Lily**
*I'm not going down without a fight!*
**[09:09] Akutsu**
What was that for?!
**[09:10] Lily**
Too bad for you!
**[09:12] Lily**
You aren't outwitting me!
***SIGN*** Ha ha ha ha
**[09:15] Lily**
But I commend you for your courage,
trying to attack me in my sleep.
**[09:19] Lily**
As a reward,
I shall make sure your...
***SIGN*** Boing
**[09:24] Lily**
So creepy.
**[09:25] Akutsu**
You did this to me!
**[09:27] Akutsu**
What's this all about?!
**[09:30] Lily**
Are you still playing dumb?!
**[09:32] Lily**
I know what you were about to do!
**[09:35] Lily**
You were going to attack me in my sleep, and...
**[09:37] Lily**
Have your way with me,
dressing me up like that and like this!
**[09:42] Akutsu**
No, that thought never entered my mind.
**[09:46] Akutsu**
Plus, you were sleeping,
so I was going to wait outside.
**[09:48] Lily**
You had your necktie off.
**[09:50] Akutsu**
Ah...
**[09:50] Lily**
And you were unbuttoned.
**[09:52] Akutsu**
I wanted to ask you a favor.
**[09:55] Akutsu**
About this.
**[10:01] Akutsu**
So, could you erase this, please?
**[10:04] Lily**
Absolutely not.
**[10:05] Akutsu**
Amane!
**[10:07] Lily**
Enough.
**[10:08] Lily**
Why would I remove your collar for no reason?
**[10:11] Akutsu**
There is a reason.
**[10:13] Lily**
Oh?
**[10:15] Akutsu**
I...
**[10:16] Akutsu**
I...
**[10:19] Akutsu**
I want to go to a super sento bath!
**[10:23] Akutsu**
So could you at least change it
to a less obvious color?
**[10:26] Akutsu**
Otherwise, I can't even undo my top button...
**[10:29] Akutsu**
And I'll never get to go to the pool!
**[10:31] Lily; Yuka**
Akkun!
**[10:33] Lily**
You want it changed so you can go
to the pool and sento baths?
**[10:37] Lily**
Weren't you here to find talent?
**[10:41] Akutsu**
To be honest...
**[10:43] Akutsu**
I wasn't doing too well in Hell.
**[10:49] Akutsu**
Meeting all sorts of people in this
world has me feeling fulfilled.
**[10:54] Akutsu**
So I want to focus on work when I'm working,
and fully enjoy myself in everything else.
**[11:01] Akutsu**
Unlike Hell, everything here
is blindingly bright.
**[11:05] Akutsu**
I guess you wouldn't get it, being
an angel who lives in a brilliant world.
**[11:12] Akutsu**
Huh?
**[11:13] Akutsu**
*Wait, was that cringey?*
**[11:16] Akutsu**
*What am I even going on about?*
***SIGN*** Nghaaaaaa
**[11:19] Akutsu**
*Why am I going on about my own life?!*
**[11:21] Lily; Yuka**
Creepy! Creepy! Creepy!
***SIGN*** Eww!
Creepy!
***SIGN*** Pupupu
**[11:22] Akutsu**
*She's going to make fun of me now!*
***SIGN*** Urghh...
**[11:26] Lily**
I kinda get it.
**[11:28] Akutsu**
Of course. You're an angel, so...
**[11:32] Lily**
I kind of get it.
**[11:38] Akutsu**
Amane?
**[11:43] Lily**
I-I suppose you leave me no choice.
**[11:47] Lily**
It's a pain, but very well.
**[11:49] Lily**
I'll cleanse your body so nicely, you'll have
no trouble in the pool or the sento baths.
**[11:58] Akutsu**
So, what do I need to do?
**[12:00] Lily**
I just need to rewrite it.
**[12:03] Lily**
You just need to sit still.
**[12:05] Lily**
Now...
**[12:21] Lily**
What the...
**[12:23] Akutsu**
What?
**[12:24] Akutsu**
Did you mess up?!
**[12:25] Akutsu**
Am I going to die?!
**[12:44] Lily**
Wait, that wasn't my intention!
**[12:47] Lily**
Run away!
**[12:49] Akutsu**
From who?!
**[12:50] Lily**
Akutsu!
**[12:59] Lily**
Akutsu!
**[13:00] Akutsu**
That was close!
**[13:02] Akutsu**
Who is she, anyway?
**[13:04] Lily**
My bad.
**[13:05] Lily**
That's an anti-demon weapon.
**[13:07] Lily**
My avatar.
**[13:08] Akutsu**
Your avatar?!
**[13:11] Lily**
I had stashed it in your neck.
**[13:13] Lily**
I don't know why it showed up now.
**[13:15] Akutsu**
You had that thing in my neck?!
**[13:17] Lily**
Yeah, er, in case you betrayed me.
**[13:20] Akutsu**
Amane!
**[13:24] Lily**
*Why?*
**[13:25] Lily**
*It's attacking me, its master.*
**[13:28] Lily**
* It's not supposed to respond to*
* anything besides a demon's power.*
**[13:31] Akutsu**
What's going on?!
**[13:33] Akutsu**
Isn't it on your side?
**[13:35] Lily**
*The only reason I can think of is that*
**[13:38] Lily**
* it glitched out because*
* it was inside a demon for so long.*
**[13:41] Lily**
* And now it's going on*
* an indiscriminate rampage...*
**[13:44] Sensei**
You!
**[13:45] Sensei**
It's long past time to go home!
**[13:47] Sensei**
Who's that fool over there
making a ruckus in my classroom?
**[13:52] Lily**
Protect him!
**[13:54] Lily**
It's out of control right now!
**[13:56] Lily**
It'll attack anyone it sees!
**[14:19] Akutsu**
Thanks!
**[14:20] Lily**
Just take him somewhere, quick!
**[14:24] Akutsu**
This thing has nothing if not brute strength.
**[14:26] Akutsu**
It's going to break
right through these restraints.
**[14:29] Akutsu**
Hurry up, while I'm still holding it down!
**[14:32] Sensei**
Akutsu, is that you? Why are you...
**[14:35] Akutsu**
I-I heard your voice, Sensei.
**[14:38] Sensei**
I see...
**[14:39] Sensei**
I won't make it.
**[14:41] Akutsu**
Sensei, you aren't injured at all.
**[14:43] Sensei**
That's not true.
**[14:45] Sensei**
I was blown back by that mysterious woman.
**[14:49] Sensei**
Y-You have to get everyone else
out of the school.
**[14:54] Sensei**
Please...
**[14:55] Akutsu**
Sensei!
**[14:58] Akutsu**
Sensei!
**[15:02] Akutsu**
Sensei!
**[15:04] Lily**
I'm moving him away because
you were to slow to do it!
**[15:07] Lily**
He should be okay now.
***SIGN*** He's not too okay.
**[15:12] Lily**
Let's run to the yard!
**[15:13] Akutsu**
Seriously?!
**[15:14] Lily**
It's too cramped in here.
**[15:15] Lily**
My restraints will soon fail.
**[15:18] Lily**
I'll set up a barrier,
and deal with it in there.
**[15:21] Lily**
We can't have any more people coming in!
**[15:31] Lily**
It fell right for it.
**[15:47] Akutsu**
Damn.
**[15:48] Lily**
Now, the stage is set.
**[15:52] Lily**
Time for punishment!
**[15:54] Akutsu**
Yeah!
**[16:05] Lily**
Now! Hold it down!
**[16:07] Akutsu**
All right, got it!
**[16:13] Lily**
Why?
**[16:14] Lily**
My avatar shouldn't be that strong...
**[16:25] Lily**
It's almost like someone is...
**[16:31] Lily**
That's...
**[16:33] Akutsu**
Amane!
**[16:35] Akutsu**
Did it get you?
**[16:36] Akutsu**
What was that for?
**[16:42] Akutsu**
That's enough from you!
**[16:54] Akutsu**
Seriously?
**[16:59] Akutsu**
Amane! Run!
**[17:08] Akutsu**
I said run!
**[17:10] Akutsu**
You dumbass angel!
**[17:23] Akutsu**
That hurt, you little...
**[17:27] Lily**
Are you all right?
**[17:28] Akutsu**
Of course not!
**[17:30] Akutsu**
Get it together already!
**[17:32] Akutsu**
We can't go down now!
**[17:37] Akutsu**
I came to do Hell's work!
**[17:39] Akutsu**
And you're here to do Heaven's, aren't you?
**[17:40] Lily**
*That's right.*
**[17:41] Lily**
*I'd decided to climb the ladder of my ambitions.*
**[17:44] Lily**
*I was ready to do anything to make that happen.*
**[17:49] Lily**
*So what am I doing right now?!*
**[17:52] Lily**
* My knees buckled as soon as*
* I got a glimpse of the thing.*
**[17:55] Lily**
*I'm pathetic.*
**[17:57] Lily**
*I never thought I'd be reminded by a demon...*
**[18:01] Lily**
*That I can't let myself stop here!*
**[18:10] Akutsu**
Well, now what?
**[18:11] Lily**
Right.
**[18:12] Lily**
I have a plan.
**[18:13] Lily**
It seems to be under someone's control.
**[18:16] Akutsu**
Someone's control?
**[18:17] Lily**
Yeah.
**[18:18] Lily**
So...
**[18:21] Akutsu**
Really? You can do that?
**[18:23] Lily**
Don't be silly.
**[18:25] Lily**
Trust in your master.
**[18:29] Akutsu**
All right.
**[18:30] Lily**
Now, go!
**[18:31] Akutsu**
Yeah!
**[18:34] Akutsu**
Stay calm!
**[18:44] Akutsu**
You may be fast,
**[18:47] Akutsu**
but that doesn't matter if you
don't know where I'm coming from!
**[18:49] Akutsu**
You're wide open!
**[18:52] Akutsu**
You're mine!
**[18:55] Akutsu**
N-No way...
**[18:58] Akutsu**
It can't be...
**[19:02] Akutsu**
I didn't think you'd actually fall for that.
**[19:04] Akutsu**
Not good enough!
**[19:10] Akutsu**
Once I've got you, you're mine!
**[19:13] Akutsu**
Amane!
**[19:14] Lily**
Sheesh.
**[19:15] Lily**
It would have been easier to just disable it.
**[19:25] Lily**
I knew it. Snakes.
**[19:26] Lily**
It's my avatar, and I'm taking it back!
**[19:47] Akutsu**
Is it over?
**[19:48] Lily**
Yeah.
**[19:51] Akutsu**
That was way more exhausting than usual.
**[19:55] Akutsu**
My whole body feels heavy.
**[19:57] Lily**
I'm sorry.
**[19:58] Lily**
I still had you bound.
**[20:00] Akutsu**
Are you serious?
**[20:01] Akutsu**
Is that why I didn't have my full strength?
**[20:03] Lily**
Thanks for all your effort.
**[20:06] Akutsu**
Where did that come from?
**[20:07] Akutsu**
Oh, yeah...
**[20:08] Akutsu**
You better not have put
that thing back inside me.
**[20:11] Lily**
I erased the snakes.
**[20:13] Akutsu**
What about the avatar?
**[20:15] Lily**
I returned it to myself, obviously.
**[20:20] Akutsu**
Amane!
**[20:23] Akutsu**
Amane?
**[20:25] Akutsu**
Hey!
**[20:33] Akutsu**
It's falling apart!
**[20:35] Akutsu**
I need to get out!
**[20:43] Woman**
You're useless.
**[20:46] Woman**
Though she did defeat my snakes...
**[20:49] Woman**
Was she that powerful before?
**[20:52] Woman**
Now I'm curious.
**[20:54] Woman**
You, go take a look.
**[20:57] Man**
We won't get approval.
**[21:00] Woman**
It's fine.
**[21:01] Woman**
I'll make the request.
**[21:03] Man**
Very well, Sister.
**[21:28] Akutsu**
What the hell am I thinking?!
**[21:33] Akutsu**
That was a hell of a day.
**[21:36] Akutsu**
I never thought this thing
would have led to all this...
**[21:39] Akutsu**
Wait, I never solved that problem!
**[21:43] Akutsu**
Sorry.
**[21:44] Akutsu**
I guess we can deal with it tomorrow.
**[21:46] Akutsu**
Later.
**[21:54] Akutsu**
Amane?
**[22:00] Lily**
Don't leave.
# E7 - The Exposed Foolish Angel and Demon
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GJWU20KZQ/the-exposed-foolish-angel-and-demon)
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**[00:00] Lily**
Now, go!
**[00:01] Akutsu**
Yeah!
**[00:04] Akutsu**
Stay calm!
**[00:14] Akutsu**
You may be fast,
**[00:17] Akutsu**
but that doesn't matter if you
don't know where I'm coming from!
**[00:19] Akutsu**
You're wide open!
**[00:22] Akutsu**
You're mine!
**[00:25] Akutsu**
N-No way...
**[00:28] Akutsu**
It can't be...
**[00:32] Akutsu**
I didn't think you'd actually fall for that.
**[00:34] Akutsu**
Not good enough!
**[00:40] Akutsu**
Once I've got you, you're mine!
**[00:43] Akutsu**
Amane!
**[00:44] Lily**
Sheesh.
**[00:45] Lily**
It would have been easier to just disable it.
**[00:48] Lily**
You lousy demon!
**[00:55] Lily**
I knew it. Snakes.
**[00:56] Lily**
It's my avatar, and I'm taking it back!
**[01:17] Akutsu**
Is it over?
**[01:18] Lily**
Yeah.
**[01:21] Akutsu**
That was way more exhausting than usual.
**[01:25] Akutsu**
My whole body feels heavy.
**[01:27] Lily**
I'm sorry.
**[01:28] Lily**
I still had you bound.
**[01:29] Akutsu**
Are you serious?
**[01:31] Akutsu**
Is that why I didn't have my full strength?
**[01:33] Lily**
Thanks for all your effort.
**[01:35] Akutsu**
Where did that come from?
**[01:37] Akutsu**
Oh, yeah...
**[01:38] Akutsu**
You better not have put
that thing back inside me.
**[01:41] Lily**
I erased the snakes.
**[01:43] Akutsu**
What about the avatar?
**[01:45] Lily**
I returned it to myself, obviously.
**[01:49] Akutsu**
Amane!
**[01:53] Akutsu**
Amane?
**[01:55] Akutsu**
Hey!
**[02:03] Akutsu**
It's falling apart!
**[02:05] Akutsu**
I need to get out!
**[03:58] Akutsu**
What the hell am I thinking?!
**[04:03] Akutsu**
That was a hell of a day.
**[04:05] Akutsu**
I never thought this thing
would have led to all this...
**[04:08] Akutsu**
Wait, I never solved that problem!
**[04:12] Akutsu**
Sorry.
**[04:14] Akutsu**
I guess we can deal with it tomorrow.
**[04:16] Akutsu**
Later.
**[04:24] Akutsu**
Amane?
**[04:28] Lily**
Don't leave.
**[04:32] Akutsu**
Huh?!
***SIGN*** Huh?!
**[04:34] Akutsu**
*What the hell is she talking about?!*
***SIGN*** No, no, no, no!
**[04:36] Akutsu**
* If she's telling me*
* not to go home at this hour...*
**[04:38] Akutsu**
*Is she telling me to stay over?*
**[04:44] Akutsu**
*She's trembling.*
**[04:46] Akutsu**
*I see...*
**[04:48] Akutsu**
*She did seem off.*
**[04:51] Akutsu**
*I'm not eager to help an angel, but...*
**[04:57] Akutsu**
*I guess I have no choice.*
**[05:12] Akutsu**
*That was a long day.*
**[05:17] Akutsu**
* Even without the avatar,*
* I can't escape as long as I have this thing.*
**[05:23] Akutsu**
* I did ask her to at least change it*
* to a less obvious color,*
**[05:26] Akutsu**
*but that never got anywhere, either.*
**[05:29] Akutsu**
* She said it was under*
* someone's control, right?*
**[05:35] Akutsu**
*Was there some kind of issue in Heaven?*
**[05:39] Akutsu**
*Not that it's my problem either way, I guess.*
**[05:42] Akutsu**
* But I wish she'd return the favor*
* for me helping her out.*
**[05:50] Akutsu**
*Wait, why did I end up helping her?*
**[05:53] Akutsu**
*I could have just left her to it.*
**[05:56] Amane**
Goodbye!
***SIGN*** Goodbye!
**[05:58] Akutsu**
* Not that I'd want to watch her*
* die right in front of me.*
**[06:02] Akutsu**
*Wait a second, am I...*
**[06:04] Akutsu**
*A really good guy?*
***SIGN*** I don't know about that.
**[06:09] Akutsu**
Who are you?!
**[06:15] Akutsu**
I'm me.
**[06:18] Akutsu**
Yeah, so who are you?
**[06:21] Akutsu**
I'm...
**[06:22] Akutsu**
You!
**[06:24] Akutsu**
He's pretty bold for a guy
who just messed up.
**[06:26] Akutsu**
Huh? What's going on?
**[06:28] Akutsu**
Am I dreaming?
**[06:29] Akutsu**
Is this a doppelganger situation?
**[06:31] Akutsu**
It doesn't matter.
**[06:33] Akutsu**
It absolutely does!
**[06:37] Akutsu**
It's true that you're a good guy.
**[06:40] Akutsu**
But that isn't all, is it?
**[06:42] Akutsu**
What do you want?
**[06:45] Akutsu**
You're a demon.
**[06:47] Akutsu**
She's an angel.
**[06:49] Akutsu**
There must be a reason you saved an enemy.
**[06:53] Akutsu**
A reason?
**[06:54] Akutsu**
That's right.
**[06:56] Akutsu**
You're in love!
**[06:59] Akutsu**
Wh-What?!
**[07:03] Akutsu**
What are you talking about?
**[07:05] Akutsu**
That's obviously not true!
**[07:08] Akutsu**
It's fine. You don't need to hide it.
**[07:11] Akutsu**
I mean...
**[07:13] Akutsu**
I know everything about you.
**[07:18] Akutsu**
Don't be so negative.
**[07:21] Akutsu**
I'm not.
**[07:23] Akutsu**
I think you've got a good chance.
**[07:27] Akutsu**
She just asked you not to leave.
**[07:31] Akutsu**
Because she's scared, obviously.
**[07:34] Akutsu**
You don't understand women, do you?
**[07:38] Akutsu**
What kind of person does she
want around at a time like this?
**[07:43] Akutsu**
Well, I guess...
**[07:46] Akutsu**
That's right.
**[07:47] Akutsu**
She's got...
**[07:49] Akutsu**
She's got...
**[07:51] Akutsu**
Feelings for you!
**[07:53] Akutsu**
Feelings for me?!
**[07:56] Akutsu**
I see!
**[07:58] Akutsu**
I understand perfectly now!
**[08:01] Akutsu**
In other words, sleeping in that bed
right now is a girl who likes me?
***SIGN*** Exactly!
**[08:06] Akutsu**
You understand perfectly, don't you?!
**[08:13] Akutsu**
The princess is awake.
**[08:15] Akutsu**
Now, show me your adorable face!
**[08:19] Akutsu**
Giddy, giddy!
**[08:20] Akutsu**
Thump, thump!
***SIGN*** I don't know about that!
**[08:51] Lily**
I'm home?
**[08:55] Lily**
I guess I never changed out of my uniform.
**[09:20] Lily**
I can't remember how I got home.
**[09:24] Lily**
Akutsu!
**[09:25] Lily**
What's wrong with you?!
**[09:27] Lily**
Why are you here?!
**[09:28] Akutsu**
Sensei...
**[09:29] Akutsu**
Please, no...
**[09:31] Lily**
He's talking in his sleep.
**[09:33] Lily**
Why is he in my bedroom?
**[09:36] (Flashback) Lily**
Don't leave.
**[09:38] (Flashback) Lily**
Don't leave.
**[09:41] Lily**
*Don't leave.*
**[09:43] Lily**
*Don't leave.*
***SIGN*** Ngahhhh
***SIGN*** Urhghhhh
**[09:48] Lily**
*What have you done, you sleep-talking fool?!*
**[09:53] Lily**
*I'm left with no choice.*
**[09:55] Lily**
* I shall erase your memories*
* with this Baalbek ruin-looking thing!*
**[10:13] Lily**
*Yeah...*
**[10:14] Lily**
*That's from when...*
**[10:16] Lily**
*He got hurt protecting me.*
**[10:29] Lily**
Why did you save me?
**[10:34] Lily**
We're enemies.
**[10:35] Lily**
You could have chosen to abandon me.
**[10:38] Lily**
Or do you, well...
**[10:41] Lily**
Have...
**[10:43] Lily**
In any case, er...
**[10:46] Lily**
Th-Thanks.
**[10:51] Lily**
I said it!
**[10:52] Lily**
Don't you dare ask for any more gratitude!
**[10:55] Lily**
Or for rewards!
**[10:57] Lily**
* Shoot! I did say I'd give him*
* a hug as a reward!*
**[11:02] (Flashback) Lily**
For every ten jobs well done,
I shall give you a hug.
**[11:07] Lily**
*I was just kidding, but if he remembers that...*
**[11:12] Lily**
* What he did was worth about*
* ten thousand jobs well done.*
**[11:16] Akutsu**
Sensei, you're so heavy...
**[11:19] Lily**
* It's cowardly, but I suppose I should*
* make it an established fact.*
**[11:24] Lily**
B-By the way, you did a good job.
**[11:28] Lily**
I shall reward...
**[11:29] Akutsu**
H-Hug...
**[11:36] Lily**
Wh-Wh-What are you...
**[11:38] Lily**
Are you out of your mind?!
**[11:39] Lily**
There's no way we could!
**[11:41] Lily**
Don't be so absurd!
**[11:45] Lily**
*I was the one who said it first!*
**[11:48] Lily**
*What do I do?*
**[11:49] Lily**
*My pride won't let me back down on what I said.*
**[11:52] Lily**
*Still!*
**[11:55] Lily**
*What the hell? A hug?!*
**[11:56] Lily**
*That's so embarrassing!*
**[11:59] Akutsu**
Stop it, Sensei... Please, don't...
**[11:59] Lily**
*Should I pretend that never happened?*
**[12:09] Lily**
J-Just this once.
**[12:12] Lily**
I'm not doing it again.
**[12:17] Lily**
J-Just this once.
**[12:19] Lily**
I'm not doing it again.
**[12:31] Lily**
*Hang on.*
**[12:32] Lily**
*Akutsu's asleep.*
**[12:35] Lily**
*I can't hug him now.*
**[12:37] Lily**
*I can't wake him up either, though.*
**[12:40] Lily**
*Wh-What...*
***SIGN*** How
am
I
supposed
to
be
hugged?
**[12:44] Lily**
* Still, I don't want him getting on*
* my case after he wakes up, either.*
**[12:49] Lily**
*I'm damned if I do, damned if I don't!*
**[12:53] Sensei**
All right, next.
***SIGN*** Techniques for Seducing Women (Basics)
**[12:55] Sensei**
In order to understand women,
you think like a woman.
**[12:58] Sensei**
Naturally, then, you will understand.
**[13:00] Sensei**
Okay, I'll demonstrate.
**[13:04] Sensei**
H-Hurry!
**[13:09] Akutsu**
What's that about?
**[13:10] Sensei**
Don't think! Feel!
**[13:12] Sensei**
Try it!
**[13:15] Akutsu**
Hurry!
**[13:17] Sensei**
That's it!
**[13:18] Sensei**
Do it again!
**[13:20] Akutsu**
Hurry!
**[13:21] Sensei**
Good! With more feminine charm!
**[13:25] Akutsu**
H-H...
**[13:29] Akutsu**
Hurry!
**[13:31] Lily**
He's awake!
**[13:33] Lily**
*Wait, is he still asleep?*
**[13:35] Lily**
* To think he would egg me on,*
* even in his sleep...*
**[13:37] Akutsu**
*Hurry!*
**[13:38] Lily**
Sh-Shush!
**[13:40] Lily**
I was just about to do it!
**[13:43] Lily**
But...
**[13:45] Lily**
Where do I start?
**[13:50] Lily**
Found it!
**[13:51] Lily**
That's the spot!
**[13:52] Lily**
It'll be a bit more hug-like if I fit there.
**[14:26] Lily**
*Don't you dare wake up, Akutsu!*
**[14:35] Lily**
*Th-That should be enough...*
**[14:43] Lily**
*E-E-E-Emergency!*
***SIGN*** Like a feather.
***SIGN*** Good smell.
**[14:57] Lily**
*Is he trembling?*
**[15:01] Lily**
*He did nearly lose his life.*
**[15:04] Lily**
*I can't blame him.*
**[15:06] Lily**
*Of course he'd have nightmares.*
**[15:13] Lily**
* I never thought, though, that just being*
* with someone could be so relaxing.*
**[15:23] Lily**
*I totally forgot.*
**[15:25] Lily**
*I need to change the color of this thing.*
**[15:29] Lily**
*Jeez.*
**[15:36] Lily**
*It ended up being a really special reward.*
**[15:53] Lily**
That ought to do it.
**[15:59] Akutsu**
*Sorry, I have no money*
***SIGN*** Sorry, I have no money
**[16:01] Lily**
*What are you, a thief?!*
**[16:03] Lily**
*I'm going to bill you later!*
**[16:05] Lily**
*How did he bring me home, anyway?*
***SIGN*** Nah, no way.
**[16:12] Lily**
*Nah, no way.*
***SIGN*** Nah, no way.
**[16:16] Lily**
*Nope, nope, nope.*
***SIGN*** Nope
***SIGN*** Nope
***SIGN*** Nope
***SIGN*** Nope
***SIGN*** Nope
***SIGN*** Nope
**[16:19] Lily**
*Which can only mean...*
***SIGN*** Ahhh!
**[16:29] Lily**
*He was totally carrying me!*
**[16:45] Akutsu**
What's going on?!
**[16:46] Akutsu**
It must be Amane's doing!
**[16:55] Akutsu**
Guess I'll leave.
**[17:16] Akutsu**
Oh, right.
**[17:18] Akutsu**
The lock here...
**[17:41] Akutsu**
Hey.
**[17:42] Akutsu**
Did I wake you?
**[17:44] Lily**
No, it was about time for
me to wake up anyway.
**[17:47] Akutsu**
Yeah?
**[17:48] Akutsu**
So, how are you feeling?
**[17:50] Lily**
I don't need a demon's concern.
**[17:53] Akutsu**
You sound like you're doing fine.
**[17:56] Lily**
Why are you still here?
**[18:02] Lily**
What's this?
**[18:04] Akutsu**
I was hungry.
**[18:06] Akutsu**
So I helped myself to your fridge.
**[18:10] Lily**
No, I mean, why did you make some for me?
**[18:13] Akutsu**
To thank you.
**[18:14] Lily**
For?
**[18:15] Akutsu**
For this.
**[18:20] Lily**
I'm just doing my duty as your owner.
**[18:21] Akutsu**
Sure, sure.
**[18:23] Akutsu**
Also, I can't lock the door here.
**[18:25] Akutsu**
So I figured...
**[18:26] Lily**
It'll lock if you close it.
**[18:28] Akutsu**
Oh, I see.
**[18:30] Akutsu**
It's an auto lock.
**[18:38] Akutsu**
Never mind that. Let's eat.
**[18:40] Akutsu**
It's not going to be as good
as your pasta, though.
**[18:44] Lily**
Y-You don't know that.
**[18:48] Lily**
N-Never mind.
**[18:55] Lily**
Thank you.
**[18:57] Akutsu**
Whoops.
**[19:00] Akutsu**
Time to eat.
**[19:11] Lily**
Just this one time.
**[19:17] Akutsu**
What's up?
**[19:20] Akutsu**
I was just showing off a little.
**[19:25] Akutsu**
You have so many green peppers at your place.
**[19:27] Lily**
They happened to be on sale.
**[19:30] Akutsu**
Why buy them if you hate them,
even if they were on sale?
**[19:32] Lily**
I never said I hate them.
**[19:34] Akutsu**
Did you not?
**[19:35] Lily**
Just shut up and eat.
**[19:37] Akutsu**
Mm-hm.
**[19:58] Lily**
*He's weirdly radiant.*
**[20:04] Akutsu**
Later.
**[20:06] Lily**
Hey!
**[20:07] Lily**
School's this way.
**[20:09] Akutsu**
I'm skipping first period.
**[20:12] Akutsu**
I'm going home to shower.
**[20:14] Lily**
Do you really think that's acceptable?
**[20:17] Akutsu**
You don't have to say it like that.
**[20:19] Akutsu**
I helped you yesterday, you know.
**[20:23] Lily**
Well, well, good thing you saved me yesterday.
**[20:26] Akutsu**
What's that supposed to mean?
**[20:27] Lily**
If that thing had taken me out,
your collar would have exploded.
**[20:33] Akutsu**
Y-You're kidding!
**[20:40] Akutsu**
How is that a thing?!
**[20:43] Lily**
I lied.
**[20:44] Akutsu**
Cut it out with the silly lies!
**[20:46] Lily**
Did I scare you?
**[20:48] Akutsu**
Huh?
**[20:50] Akutsu**
Not really.
**[20:51] Lily**
I changed the color.
**[20:52] Lily**
Be grateful.
**[20:54] Lily**
I did it while you were asleep.
**[20:57] Lily**
I promised, after all.
**[20:59] Akutsu**
Really?
**[21:00] Akutsu**
Yay!
**[21:02] Akutsu**
Thanks, Amane!
**[21:05] Akutsu**
Here we go, to the super sento baths!
**[21:06] Akutsu**
Here we go, to the pools!
**[21:08] Lily**
Stop it, you're embarrassing me!
**[21:12] Yuka**
Well, well!
**[21:17] Hirota**
A-A-Akkun and Lily-chan
are doing morning-after stuff!
**[21:23] Hirota**
Morning after! Morning after!
**[21:25] Hirota**
Morning after! Morning after!
***SIGN*** Akutsu's Truth
**[22:59] Sensei**
Hold me tighter!
**[23:02] Akutsu**
Please, no more!
**[23:07] Lily**
*He did nearly lose his life.*
**[23:11] Lily**
*I can't blame him.*
**[23:15] Lily**
*Of course he'd have nightmares.*
**[23:24] Cat**
So that's what really happened.
**[23:27] Wolf**
Saved by a misunderstanding.
**[23:29] Cat**
So there was an opportunity
hidden in the worst of situations.
**[23:34] Wolf**
It's funny how the world works, huh?
# E8 - The Misunderstanding Foolish Angel and Demon
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UD10Q0/the-misunderstanding-foolish-angel-and-demon)
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**[01:32] Lily**
This is a problem.
**[01:35] Akutsu**
What is?
**[01:36] Lily**
You haven't noticed yet, huh?
**[01:39] Lily**
I'm glad I called for you
before we went to class.
**[01:43] Lily**
Listen, there's an uproar in class right now.
It's like we poked a beehive.
**[01:46] Akutsu**
Why?
**[01:47] Lily**
This morning, we were seen
leaving my condo together.
**[01:52] Akutsu**
Right, we were.
**[01:53] Lily**
And...
**[01:54] Lily**
And...
**[01:56] Lily**
The whole class has heard about it!
**[02:00] Akutsu**
Say what?!
**[02:02] Lily**
I went after Yuka-chan and Hirota as soon as
they saw us to try to deal with it, but...
**[02:09] Lily**
They had already vanished without a trace!
**[02:12] Lily**
Maybe I got ahead of them at some point.
**[02:15] Lily**
That must be it!
**[02:16] (Flashback) Lily**
Morning.
**[02:17] Lily**
I opened the door to the classroom,
hoping for the best.
**[02:21] Lily**
But there...
**[02:25] Lily**
There, demons were waiting for me,
their brains filled with terrible thoughts!
**[02:31] Lily**
I realized it could turn out to be a long day.
**[02:35] Lily**
But as many of them as there are,
they're mere humans.
**[02:38] Lily**
I could easily plow through them.
**[02:41] Lily**
Or so I thought.
**[02:42] Lily**
Alas, the moment I got to my seat...
***SIGN*** Alas
**[02:45] Lily**
I was swarmed.
**[02:50] Lily**
Captured and trampled upon
in the blink of an eye!
**[02:55] Lily**
I only barely managed to make it out here.
**[02:59] Lily**
I was so scared.
**[03:00] Akutsu**
I had no idea...
**[03:02] Akutsu**
But how did the rumor get around so quickly?
**[03:05] Akutsu**
Was someone else watching us?
**[03:07] Lily**
No...
**[03:08] Lily**
It's Hirota.
**[03:09] Akutsu**
Hirota told everyone?!
**[03:11] Lily**
No... It's not that he told anyone.
**[03:16] Tanigawa**
Hirota!
**[03:16] (Flashback) Hirota**
Akkun and Lily-chan
were doing morning-after stuff...
**[03:17] Tanigawa**
Come on! Hirota!
**[03:19] (Flashback) Hirota**
Akkun and Lily-chan
were doing morning-after stuff...
**[03:20] Hirota**
Akkun and Lily-chan
were doing morning-after stuff...
**[03:23] (Flashback) Hirota**
Akkun and Lily-chan
were doing morning-after stuff...
***SIGN*** Akkun and Lily-chan were doing morning-after stuff...
They came out of the same condo together.
**[03:25] (Flashback) Hirota**
They came out of the same condo together.
**[03:28] (Flashback) Hirota**
They came out of the same condo together.
**[03:29] (Flashback) Tanigawa**
Hirota!
**[03:31] Lily**
It was leaking out of Hirota,
whose hair had thinned from the shock.
**[03:35] Akutsu**
Are you sure that wasn't Sensei?
**[03:37] Lily**
No, it was Hirota!
**[03:38] Lily**
Tanigawa was calling his name, too!
**[03:40] Lily**
Either way, we need to do something!
**[03:44] Akutsu**
*Do you really need to be so bothered?*
**[03:46] Akutsu**
*I don't actually mind that much.*
**[03:49] Akutsu**
*Yeah, and it's not going to affect my work.*
**[03:53] Girl 1**
You're going out with Amane-san,
aren't you, Akutsu-kun?
**[03:55] Girl 2**
Is it true you're going around
hitting on girls?
**[03:58] Girl 2**
That's so creepy.
**[03:59] Akutsu**
*Wait, it is!*
**[04:01] Akutsu**
* I'm not going to be able to*
* talk to any good talent I find!*
**[04:06] Akutsu**
All right.
**[04:07] Akutsu**
I'll help out.
**[04:11] Akutsu**
Let's cooperate and dispel the rumor together.
**[04:16] Lily**
You're freaking out an awful lot.
**[04:17] Akutsu**
I'm not!
**[04:18] Akutsu**
I'm not freaking out!
**[04:20] Akutsu**
Seriously, it's no biggie!
**[04:22] Lily**
*You don't need to panic so much.*
**[04:25] Lily**
*Well, fine.*
**[04:26] Lily**
*Why don't we show them...*
**[04:29] Lily**
*An angel and a demon putting on a little show!*
**[04:34] Girl 1**
What? No way.
**[04:36] Girl 2**
You aren't lying?
**[04:37] Lily**
I'm serious.
**[04:38] Lily**
*There are even more people now.*
**[04:40] Lily**
*And Yuka-chan's joined the fray, too.*
**[04:43] Lily**
* I guess I'm not surprised, considering*
* she was one of the witnesses.*
**[04:47] Lily**
*Damn you...*
**[04:53] Lily**
Anyway, like I said earlier...
**[04:57] Lily**
*Here we go.*
**[04:59] Lily**
Sorry, I'm gonna go buy a drink.
**[05:03] Girl 1**
I'll go buy one!
**[05:05] Yuka**
A tactical retreat, maybe?
**[05:09] Lily**
*It isn't.*
**[05:10] Lily**
*It's...*
**[05:13] Lily**
*A strategic confrontation!*
**[05:19] Yuka**
Hmm?!
**[05:25] Lily**
Oh, sorry.
**[05:26] Akutsu**
Hey, my bad.
**[05:29] Lily**
Are you on your way to school?
**[05:30] Akutsu**
I was just taking a shower.
**[05:33] Lily**
Oh, yeah, were you all right?
**[05:35] Akutsu**
Huh?
**[05:36] Akutsu**
Oh, yeah, thanks to you.
**[05:40] Lily**
Great.
**[05:41] Lily**
Oh, I'm going to go buy a drink.
**[05:44] Akutsu**
Sure.
**[05:45] Akutsu**
Later!
**[05:51] Girl 3**
What was that shameless act?
**[05:53] Girl 4**
That was so obvious.
**[05:55] Koyamatsu**
Hold it!
**[06:00] Girl 1**
Koyamatsu-san!
**[06:01] Girl 2**
It's the manga freak, Koyamatsu-san!
**[06:04] Koyamatsu**
I've analyzed all of it.
**[06:06] Koyamatsu**
That might not have been an act.
**[06:10] All**
Huh? It obviously was.
**[06:12] Koyamatsu**
Didn't any of you notice?
**[06:14] Koyamatsu**
Those two seemed to be
holding a normal conversation,
**[06:17] Koyamatsu**
but they were properly distanced
with their personal space.
**[06:21] Yuka**
Personal...?
**[06:22] Koyamatsu**
If they were both acting,
**[06:24] Koyamatsu**
there would've been some
awkwardness to give it away.
**[06:26] Koyamatsu**
They might be too close together
or too far away...
**[06:29] Koyamatsu**
But those two were definitely maintaining
a normal distance from each other!
**[06:33] Koyamatsu**
Which means they aren't going steady!
**[06:37] All**
Say what?!
**[06:38] Koyamatsu**
But there's still the possibility
that it *was* an act.
**[06:42] Koyamatsu**
Let's observe for a while longer!
**[06:43] All**
Mm-hmm!
**[06:45] Akutsu**
*You're amazing, Amane...*
**[06:47] Akutsu**
*They fell right for your plan!*
***SIGN*** Amane
**[06:51] Akutsu**
*Angels sure are a force to be reckoned with.*
**[06:55] Yuka**
Oh, but then again, like....
***SIGN*** Oh, but then again, like....
**[06:56] Yuka**
"Akutsu-kun was taking a stroll
on his way home from school
**[06:59] Yuka**
when he discovered a huge condo,
**[07:00] Yuka**
and his curiosity got the better of him,
so he went in to explore but got lost,
**[07:02] Yuka**
and fought off enemies
as he made his way to the exit.
**[07:06] Yuka**
But then he fell for a trap
and was encased in stone until I,
**[07:07] Yuka**
who happened to live in the condo,
came to his rescue,"
**[07:10] Yuka**
is what Lily-chan said,
but do we actually believe her?
**[07:13] Akutsu**
*Impressive, Amane.*
**[07:15] Akutsu**
*You're terrifying.*
**[07:16] Akutsu**
*Terrifyingly stupid, that is!*
**[07:18] Lily**
*You deal with it from here, nyohoho!*
**[07:20] Girl 1**
Yeah, that was a bit much.
**[07:21] Yuka**
Who gets encased in stone these days, anyway?
**[07:25] Akutsu**
Whoops!
**[07:28] Akutsu**
Would you look at that!
**[07:33] Akutsu**
There was some marble still left on me.
**[07:37] All**
Maybe it was a misunderstanding after all.
**[07:40] All**
He does have marble on him.
**[07:42] All**
*Yes!*
**[07:45] Tanigawa**
Morning, Akutsu-kun.
**[07:47] Akutsu**
Morning, Tanigawa.
**[07:51] Hirota**
M-Morning.
**[07:54] Akutsu**
*She wasn't kidding!*
**[07:56] Yuka**
So, anyway, Kensaku gradually grew older,
**[08:00] Yuka**
and by the time I looked at him again,
he looked like Shiromura-sensei.
**[08:03] Yuka**
That was surprising.
**[08:04] Tanigawa**
I thought it was Sensei, too.
**[08:07] Yuka**
Right?
**[08:08] Yuka**
I'm glad you're back to normal, Kensaku.
**[08:11] Hirota**
Y-Yeah...
**[08:13] Lily**
*What is she doing now?*
**[08:16] Yuka**
Come on, let's go eat together.
**[08:20] Lily**
*She said that threateningly.*
**[08:22] Lily**
*Stay on your guard, all right?*
**[08:25] Lily**
*Hey, look at me, fool!*
**[08:28] Yuka**
Speaking of which, Lily-chan...
**[08:31] Yuka**
Sorry about earlier.
**[08:33] Yuka**
I couldn't help but be curious.
**[08:34] Lily**
Nah, it's totally fine.
**[08:37] Yuka**
Really?
**[08:38] Yuka**
Then, by way of apology...
**[08:40] Yuka**
Here, say "Ah."
**[08:42] Yuka**
Come on.
**[08:47] Yuka**
Is it good?
**[08:48] Lily**
Hmm?
**[08:49] Lily**
Sure, thanks.
**[08:50] Tanigawa**
Man, what a beautiful sight.
**[08:53] Akutsu**
Huh?
**[08:53] Yuka**
Hmm?
**[08:54] Yuka**
What are you looking at, Akutsu-kun?
**[08:56] Yuka**
Are you envious?
**[08:58] Lily**
*That's what you're after!*
**[08:59] Lily**
*Which means her next move...*
**[09:01] Yuka**
Akutsu-kun says he wants to be fed.
**[09:04] Yuka**
You should do it, Lily-chan.
**[09:06] Yuka**
Hm-hm.
**[09:08] Lily**
*That's her next move.*
**[09:10] Lily**
*But I'm sure Akutsu expects that much.*
**[09:14] Lily**
*It won't be an issue.*
**[09:15] Yuka**
Oh, all right.
**[09:17] Yuka**
Here, say "Ah."
**[09:22] Akutsu**
*What...*
**[09:23] Lily**
*...is that?!*
**[09:25] Yuka**
*Well?*
**[09:26] Yuka**
*You didn't expect that, did you?*
**[09:28] Yuka**
*It's really embarrassing, though.*
**[09:30] (Flashback) Koyamatsu**
Let's see...
**[09:31] (Flashback) Koyamatsu**
According to my database...
**[09:33] (Flashback) Koyamatsu**
It's jealousy.
**[09:34] (Flashback) Koyamatsu**
Get close with one of the two,
and make the other jealous.
**[09:38] (Flashback) Koyamatsu**
That's the easiest way
to get to the bottom of it.
**[09:40] (Flashback) Yuka**
You're awesome, Koyamatsu-san!
**[09:42] (Flashback) Yuka**
Let's go with that!
**[09:45] (Flashback) Koyamatsu**
It's no big deal.
**[09:46] Yuka**
* And I can make Kensaku jealous*
* at the same time, too.*
**[09:50] Yuka**
Oh, come on. Don't be shy.
**[09:52] Yuka**
We're friends, aren't we? This is normal.
**[09:55] Akutsu**
R-Right...
**[09:57] Yuka**
* And I set it up ahead of time*
* so there are no misunderstandings.*
**[09:59] Yuka**
*Well? Lily-chan?*
**[10:07] Yuka**
*She's reacting really obviously!*
**[10:09] Yuka**
*I never knew she could make that face!*
**[10:15] Yuka**
*He didn't hesitate at all.*
**[10:17] Yuka**
Let's see...
**[10:18] Yuka**
Lily-chan, do you wanna be fed, too?
**[10:22] Yuka**
*O-Oh shit, I pissed her off!*
**[10:25] Lily**
No way.
**[10:26] Lily**
That's embarrassing.
**[10:28] Yuka**
*That smile is seriously scaring me.*
**[10:32] Tanigawa**
How was it?
**[10:33] Akutsu**
Hmm?
**[10:34] Akutsu**
It was a normal tomato.
**[10:37] Yuka**
*I don't think they're going out or anything.*
**[10:40] Yuka**
*He would have hesitated more.*
**[10:42] Yuka**
* And if they were trying to hide it,*
* they would be making eye contact or something.*
**[10:46] Yuka**
*Neither of those things is true,*
**[10:48] Yuka**
* which means there was some other reason*
* they were coming out together.*
**[10:51] Yuka**
*But...*
**[10:57] Lily**
*Why am I so irritated?*
**[10:59] Lily**
*Of course...*
**[11:00] Lily**
* It must be because I had*
* to look at his goofy face.*
**[11:03] Lily**
*What an awful thing to see during my meal.*
**[11:06] Lily**
*This is sexual harassment!*
**[11:09] Yuka**
*There's definitely something going on.*
**[11:11] Yuka**
*All right...*
**[11:12] Yuka**
*I'm going to give them a nudge.*
**[11:14] Yuka**
So, Akutsu-kun...
**[11:16] Yuka**
Are you free this weekend?
**[11:18] Akutsu**
Yeah, for now.
**[11:20] Yuka**
In that case...
**[11:21] Yuka**
Wanna go somewhere together next weekend?
**[11:30] Yuka**
Well?
**[11:32] Yuka**
Do I look good?
**[11:34] Akutsu**
Y-Yeah.
**[11:35] Akutsu**
That looks pretty good.
**[11:37] Yuka**
Are you just saying that?
**[11:39] Akutsu**
Of course not.
**[11:41] Akutsu**
*What was she expecting?*
**[11:42] Akutsu**
*I said okay so she wouldn't be suspicious...*
**[11:45] Akutsu**
* But there has to be a reason*
* she asked to hang out out.*
**[11:47] Yuka**
What's wrong?
**[11:48] Yuka**
You don't have to be so nervous.
**[11:50] Yuka**
I just wanted to hang out with you.
**[11:53] Yuka**
I'm not scheming anything. Okay?
**[11:57] Akutsu**
You're right.
**[11:59] Akutsu**
*I don't have to go demon hunting on weekends.*
**[12:01] Akutsu**
*I guess I should have fun.*
**[12:02] Akutsu**
Actually, those glasses are pretty nice.
**[12:05] Akutsu**
Nice glasses.
**[12:05] Yuka**
Really?
**[12:07] Yuka**
Maybe I'll buy them, then.
**[12:08] Akutsu**
Do it!
**[12:09] Yuka**
Yay!
**[12:22] Lily**
*Damn you, Akutsu!*
**[12:23] Lily**
*What's with that giddy face?*
**[12:25] Lily**
* Don't you get that Yuka-chan*
* is suspicious of the two of us?*
**[12:29] Lily**
* I need to keep an eye on him so that I can*
* stop him when he's about to say anything off!*
**[12:34] Lily**
*I'm not peeping.*
**[12:36] Lily**
*This is a mission.*
**[12:37] Tanigawa**
Yeah, this is definitely interesting.
**[12:40] Tanigawa**
I didn't think you would invite me, though.
**[12:43] Lily**
N-No?
**[12:45] (Flashback) Lily**
Maybe we should tag along.
***SIGN*** Maybe
we
should
tag
along.
***SIGN*** In secret.
**[12:47] (Flashback) Lily**
In secret.
***SIGN*** Oh, not to peep or anything,
but because
Yuka-chan's
my friend.
**[12:48] (Flashback) Lily**
Oh, not to peep or anything,
but because Yuka-chan's my friend.
**[12:52] Tanigawa**
I didn't think you'd
be interested in this.
**[12:53] Lily**
I-I can't help but be curious!
**[12:56] Tanigawa**
Yeah?
**[12:57] Tanigawa**
Thanks for inviting me, though.
**[12:59] Tanigawa**
Hirota's losing it, too.
**[13:01] Hirota**
I'm finally on a date with Lily-chan!
**[13:04] Lily**
*Hirota!*
**[13:04] Lily**
* You're just insurance in case*
* we get caught following them.*
**[13:07] Lily**
*This is definitely not a date!*
**[13:08] Yuka**
Lily-chan came to check up on Akutsu-kun.
**[13:12] Akutsu**
You have feelings for me?!
**[13:15] Lily**
With you here, I can make up
some kind of cover story.
**[13:17] Lily**
Further, with Tanigawa here
as an optional member,
**[13:21] Lily**
they won't think I'm on a date with Hirota.
**[13:23] Tanigawa**
Hello. I'm optional.
***SIGN*** Hello.
***SIGN*** I'm optional.
**[13:26] Tanigawa**
I'm surprised about Yuka-chan, though.
**[13:29] Tanigawa**
I thought she was all about Hirota.
**[13:31] Tanigawa**
Akutsu-kun looks like
he's having fun, too.
***SIGN*** fun, too
**[13:36] Tanigawa**
What's up?
**[13:37] Lily**
Oh, it's nothing.
**[13:40] Tanigawa**
Yeah?
**[13:41] Tanigawa**
Things are looking nice
over there, though, huh?
**[13:43] Tanigawa**
They practically look like
a couple from this distance.
**[13:49] Tanigawa**
*I see.*
**[13:49] Tanigawa**
*Yuka-chan's trying to give Amane-chan a jolt.*
**[13:54] Tanigawa**
They're so lovey-dovey, huh?
**[13:57] Tanigawa**
*Not bad.*
***SIGN*** Not bad.
**[13:58] Lily**
Y-Yeah, they are...
**[14:03] Tanigawa**
Looks like they're moving.
**[14:04] Tanigawa**
Amane-san, hurry.
**[14:05] Lily**
R-Right.
**[14:24] Tanigawa**
Amane-san, they went that way.
**[14:26] Lily**
Right.
**[14:31] Lily**
*What is this?*
**[14:33] Lily**
*Watching them makes my chest sting.*
**[14:38] Lily**
* I came to keep an eye on them,*
* but now I don't want to see it.*
**[14:45] Tanigawa**
Hey, Amane-san.
**[14:46] Tanigawa**
If you're going to be so down,
maybe you could try being more honest.
**[14:51] Lily**
Wh-What about?
**[14:52] Tanigawa**
You, too, Hirota.
**[14:54] Hirota**
Huh?
**[14:55] Hirota**
I-I dunno what you're talking about.
**[14:57] Tanigawa**
Are you sure?
**[14:58] Tanigawa**
It's all right, then.
**[15:00] Tanigawa**
Anyway, I have plans later.
**[15:03] Tanigawa**
Good luck.
**[15:05] Lily**
Right...
**[15:06] Lily**
Hey, Hirota-kun, was that...
**[15:08] Hirota**
Oh, I'm going to the washroom for a bit.
**[15:10] Hirota**
Might be a while.
***SIGN*** All alone...
**[15:21] Lily**
*Maybe I should go home.*
**[15:24] Lily**
*Why did Tanigawa say that, though?*
**[15:27] Lily**
*Also, this ache in my chest...*
**[15:30] Lily**
* W-Wait, is Tanigawa trying to suggest*
* I'm jealous or something?*
**[15:36] Lily**
*That's impossible!*
**[15:38] Lily**
*I already determined after* that *
incident that those feelings*
**[15:41] Lily**
*were a misunderstanding.*
**[15:43] Lily**
*In my inner meeting.*
**[15:45] Lily**
*But...*
**[15:47] Lily**
*But...*
**[15:49] Lily**
*If that's really true...*
**[15:54] Lily**
*I-I...*
**[15:59] Yuka**
Akutsu-kun, over here!
**[16:01] Akutsu**
Hold up.
**[16:03] Yuka**
Let's sit down.
**[16:04] Yuka**
I'm tired.
**[16:05] Lily**
*Ack! This is bad!*
**[16:08] Lily**
*I can't bump into them now!*
**[16:11] Yuka**
Hey, there's an open seat there.
**[16:13] Akutsu**
Ooh, lucky.
**[16:16] Yuka**
It must be good luck for having been
on good behavior.
**[16:19] Akutsu**
Nah, no way.
**[16:21] Lily**
*I can't believe there's water here.*
**[16:28] Lily**
* But if I move now, there's a really*
* high chance they'll notice me.*
**[16:33] Lily**
* It's really cold, but I don't have*
* any choice but to bear it.*
**[16:37] Yuka**
Anyway, I've been wanting to ask...
**[16:40] Yuka**
What's really going on
between you and Lily-chan?
**[16:42] Akutsu**
So it *is* about that.
**[16:44] Yuka**
You knew?
**[16:45] Lily**
*S-Stop it!*
**[16:47] Lily**
*Don't talk about that stuff now!*
**[16:50] Akutsu**
Of course I knew.
**[16:52] Yuka**
I guess.
**[16:53] Yuka**
You did say she's cute.
**[16:55] Akutsu**
Ah...
**[16:56] Akutsu**
Yeah, well...
**[16:58] Akutsu**
I guess I do think she's cute.
**[17:01] Yuka**
You said it!
**[17:03] Akutsu**
I'm just speaking objectively!
**[17:05] Yuka**
Akutsu-kun's getting shy!
**[17:07] Akutsu**
I'm not!
**[17:08] Yuka**
What else? What else?
**[17:09] Akutsu**
What do you mean, what else?
**[17:11] Lily**
*What am I grinning about?!*
**[17:13] Lily**
*Cool your head!*
**[17:15] Yuka**
What do you find attractive about Lily-chan?
**[17:18] Yuka**
What do you like about her?
**[17:20] Akutsu**
What do I like about her?
**[17:25] Akutsu**
* She may be an enemy, but I should be*
* honest about her positives.*
**[17:29] Akutsu**
* Someone said something about that*
* eventually leading to my own growth, too.*
**[17:33] Akutsu**
Let's see...
**[17:35] Akutsu**
She's got a strong spine.
**[17:37] Akutsu**
She has a goal in mind, and she
works hard toward that goal.
**[17:42] Akutsu**
* You could also say she doesn't care*
* about how she gets things done.*
**[17:45] Akutsu**
Also...
**[17:47] Akutsu**
She's kind, I guess.
**[17:48] Akutsu**
*For an angel.*
**[17:50] Yuka**
Huh.
**[17:51] Yuka**
"She's kind" is pretty obvious,
**[17:54] Yuka**
but those others are
very keen observations!
**[17:57] Akutsu**
I-It's all obvious!
**[17:59] Akutsu**
A-Anyone could figure out as much!
**[18:03] Yuka**
I think you do watch her a lot, though.
**[18:05] Akutsu**
I do not!
**[18:08] Lily**
*I was just about to drown.*
**[18:10] Lily**
*What is this torture?!*
**[18:12] Lily**
*Death by compliment?!*
**[18:13] Yuka**
Then, then...
**[18:14] Lily**
*There's more?!*
**[18:15] Yuka**
Do you ever wish you could go out with her?
**[18:20] Akutsu**
What brings that up?
**[18:22] Yuka**
I feel like you've got a thing going.
**[18:25] Yuka**
Well? Well?
**[18:29] Akutsu**
*A thing, huh?*
**[18:33] Akutsu**
Well...
**[18:37] Akutsu**
I don't think the two of us
will end up that way.
**[18:40] Akutsu**
It's hard to explain, but I have
some goals of my own.
**[18:47] Akutsu**
I don't think it could ever happen.
**[18:55] Yuka**
Is that so?
**[18:57] Akutsu**
Yeah.
**[18:59] Akutsu**
*I mean, of course.*
**[19:01] Akutsu**
* No matter how we feel about each other,*
* Amane and I are enemies.*
**[19:04] Akutsu**
*It's impossible.*
**[19:06] Akutsu**
*Besides, making her fall is my goal anyway.*
**[19:09] Akutsu**
Seriously.
**[19:11] Yuka**
That's so weird.
**[19:13] Yuka**
My gut tells me you definitely have...
**[19:16] Yuka**
What was that?
**[19:17] Akutsu**
Dunno.
**[19:18] Akutsu**
Koi?
**[19:19] Akutsu**
Huh, isn't that Hirota?
**[19:21] Yuka**
Oh, you're right.
**[19:22] Yuka**
What's he up to?
**[19:24] Yuka**
Hey!
**[19:26] Hirota**
H-Huh?
**[19:27] Hirota**
Akkun and Yuka-chan.
**[19:29] Hirota**
What are you two up to?
**[19:30] Yuka**
What about you?
**[19:32] Hirota**
Huh? I'm, er...
**[19:35] Yuka**
Also, who is that for?
**[19:37] Hirota**
This is for Lily-cha— er...
**[19:41] Hirota**
Tanigawa?
**[19:41] Yuka**
Oh, yeah?
**[19:43] Yuka**
You've been going behind my back
and messing with Lily-chan, huh?
**[19:48] Hirota**
Ow, ow!
**[19:49] Hirota**
Tanigawa was with us until just now, too!
**[19:51] Yuka**
Shut it.
**[19:52] Hirota**
I'm getting stretched out!
**[19:54] Akutsu**
*He was with Amane?*
**[19:57] Akutsu**
*Here?*
**[19:59] Yuka**
Well, Akutsu-kun...
**[20:01] Yuka**
We're leaving now.
**[20:03] Yuka**
Thanks for everything today!
**[20:04] Hirota**
I got stretched out...
**[20:06] Hirota**
I got stretched out!
**[20:07] Akutsu**
Okay, take care!
**[20:09] Yuka**
We're leaving, Kensaku!
**[20:10] Hirota**
Akkun, help me!
**[20:11] Hirota**
Akkun!
**[20:11] Akutsu**
Don't take it too far.
**[20:13] Hirota**
I got stretched out!
My head got stretched out!
**[20:15] Akutsu**
*I should go, too.*
**[20:18] Akutsu**
*It couldn't be. Could it?*
**[20:25] Yuka**
So, how was it?
**[20:29] Hirota**
How was what?
**[20:30] Yuka**
You hung out with Lily-chan, didn't you?
**[20:32] Hirota**
Oh, hmm...
**[20:34] Hirota**
It was okay, I guess.
**[20:41] Yuka**
Yeah?
**[20:50] Lily**
I took a long bath, but it seems like
I lost a lot of body heat.
**[20:56] Lily**
I should sleep early.
**[20:57] Lily**
I'm tired today.
**[20:59] (Flashback) Akutsu**
I don't think it could ever happen.
**[21:02] Lily**
Of course not.
**[21:04] Lily**
The two of us are enemies, after all.
**[23:12] A**
Morning!
**[23:13] B**
Morning!
**[23:14] C**
I heard Amane-san's taking the day off.
**[23:16] D**
They say it's a cold.
**[23:17] C**
I hope she's okay.
**[23:18] D**
Should we go visit her?
**[23:20] C**
Yeah, maybe.
**[23:23] Akutsu**
*I never thought she'd get sick.*
**[23:26] Akutsu**
*It's so nice and peaceful.*
**[23:28] C**
Who's that?
**[23:28] E**
Dunno.
**[23:30] C**
Her hair's so nice.
# E9 - The Happy Foolish Angel and Demon
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GK9U3KW1P/the-happy-foolish-angel-and-demon)
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**[00:00] A**
Morning!
**[00:01] B**
Morning!
**[00:02] C**
I heard Amane-san's taking the day off.
**[00:04] D**
They say it's a cold.
**[00:07] Akutsu**
*I never thought she'd get sick.*
**[00:10] Akutsu**
*It's so nice and peaceful.*
**[00:11] C**
Who's that?
**[00:12] E**
Dunno.
**[00:13] C**
Her hair's so nice.
**[00:23] Akutsu**
*Wh-Why is she here?!*
**[00:25] Akutsu**
*Is she going to attack me again?*
**[00:30] Tanigawa**
Oh?
**[00:31] Tanigawa**
Akutsu-kun, do you know her?
**[00:32] Akutsu**
Tanigawa?
**[00:33] Hirota**
Ooh, who is she?
**[00:35] Akutsu**
Err...
**[00:37] Akutsu**
*"A lady with a nice figure"...*
**[00:39] Akutsu**
*wouldn't really cut it, would it?*
**[00:41] Liliya**
You don't need to worry.
**[00:43] Liliya**
My name is Amane Liliya.
**[00:46] Liliya**
I appreciate you taking care of
my younger sister, Lily.
**[00:50] Liliya**
I thank you on her behalf.
**[00:52] Akutsu**
*She can talk?!*
**[00:54] Hirota**
Amane-san's sister?!
**[00:56] Tanigawa**
She's so pretty.
**[00:57] Tanigawa**
Huh? But why are you here?
**[01:01] Liliya**
Is it not normal to take classes
on another's behalf?
**[01:04] Liliya**
That was the policy where I was before.
**[01:07] Tanigawa**
It was?
**[01:09] Tanigawa**
That's an odd policy.
**[01:11] Liliya**
I see.
**[01:12] Liliya**
That's unfortunate.
**[01:13] Liliya**
I'll discuss it with the teacher.
**[01:16] Liliya**
I'm sure he'll understand.
**[01:18] Akutsu**
* Is she planning to squat here*
* using Amane's lie?!*
**[01:21] Sensei**
All right, let's start morning greetings.
**[01:24] Sensei**
Take your seats.
**[01:27] Sensei**
Who are you?
**[01:28] Sensei**
Get back to your class.
**[01:29] Tanigawa**
Oh, Sensei, this is Amane-san's sister.
**[01:33] Tanigawa**
She wants to attend class in place of
her sister since she's indisposed.
**[01:36] Liliya**
I'm pleased to meet you, Sensei.
**[01:38] Liliya**
Thank you for taking care of my sister.
**[01:40] Sensei**
Oh, Amane's older sister, huh?
**[01:43] Sensei**
Sorry, but that's not a thing.
**[01:46] Liliya**
I understand it's difficult, but may I please?
**[01:49] Sensei**
I can't allow an outsider to stay in class.
**[01:52] Sensei**
I'll have someone pass on the announcem—
**[01:54] Liliya**
But I insist.
**[01:56] Liliya**
May I please?
**[02:03] Sensei**
J-Just for today, then.
**[02:07] Akutsu**
* I guess she wouldn't attack when there are*
* so many people around... Would she?*
**[02:13] Akutsu**
*She might not even remember.*
**[02:15] Liliya**
You must be Akutsu-kun.
**[02:16] Liliya**
My sister has told me all about you.
**[02:19] Liliya**
I'm told she's very much indebted to you.
**[02:24] Liliya**
I was able to come out
because my sister fell ill.
**[02:28] Akutsu**
*She was* able *to?*
**[02:30] Liliya**
I look forward to your ongoing support of her.
**[04:06] Sensei**
And therefore, thus...
**[04:09] Akutsu**
*She's just listening quietly in class.*
**[04:13] Akutsu**
*Why exactly is she here?*
**[04:16] Akutsu**
*Did Amane send her to keep watch over me?*
**[04:22] Akutsu**
*What is she squirming for?*
**[04:28] Akutsu**
* She's struggling to get the lead into*
* her mechanical pencil!*
**[04:33] Akutsu**
*Maybe I'm just overthinking it.*
**[04:35] Akutsu**
*She's just listening to the lecture properly.*
**[04:37] Akutsu**
*Look at her with her tongue out.*
**[04:40] Akutsu**
*She's so clumsy.*
**[04:44] Sensei**
And so, therefore, thus...
**[04:50] Akutsu**
*How could you?!*
**[04:51] Liliya**
Oh, no.
**[04:53] Liliya**
Foul.
**[04:55] Akutsu**
*What's that face like her hand just slipped?!*
**[04:58] Akutsu**
*That was obviously on purpose!*
**[05:09] Hirota**
I can't get enough of Liliya-oneesama!
**[05:12] Tanigawa**
I can't help but agree with Hirota this time.
**[05:15] Akutsu**
* I bet they'd be shocked if they*
* found out she nearly killed me.*
**[05:24] Narration**
*That's when Akutsu experienced...*
**[05:26] Narration**
*What an angel most feels about a demon...*
***SIGN*** GLARE
**[05:30] Narration**
*A desire to kill.*
**[05:33] Narration**
* His body took on*
* a defensive posture instinctively.*
**[05:36] Narration**
* It was a reaction that was*
* instilled in him, as a demon,*
**[05:40] Narration**
* having been dominated*
* by angels for so long.*
**[05:51] Hirota**
Akkun, are you all right?!
**[05:57] Akutsu**
* Look at her, asking me to*
* come out here where it's so quiet.*
**[06:01] Akutsu**
*Just attack me properly, damn it.*
**[06:03] Liliya**
I apologize.
**[06:06] Akutsu**
Y-You mean about volleyball?
**[06:09] Liliya**
No, not that.
**[06:12] Liliya**
About my having attacked you
and Lily-sama the other day.
**[06:16] Liliya**
I wasn't aware of it, but that
doesn't change what I did.
**[06:20] Akutsu**
W-Wait...
**[06:23] Liliya**
I truly do regret it.
**[06:27] Akutsu**
It's fine.
**[06:29] Akutsu**
You were being manipulated,
so there's nothing you could have done.
**[06:31] Akutsu**
It's not your fault at all.
**[06:34] Liliya**
You'll forgive me?
**[06:37] Akutsu**
Just this once.
**[06:41] Liliya**
Thank you.
**[06:43] Akutsu**
S-Sure.
**[06:51] Liliya**
You're a rather peculiar demon.
**[06:54] Akutsu**
You're pretty weird yourself.
**[06:56] Akutsu**
No one apologizes to their master's enemy.
**[07:00] Liliya**
Do they not?
**[07:01] Akutsu**
They don't.
**[07:02] Akutsu**
You have a weird resemblance to Amane.
**[07:05] Liliya**
From the moment we are embedded into
our masters, we are influenced by their souls.
**[07:10] Liliya**
Not just our appearances,
but personality, decision-making,
**[07:13] Liliya**
and behaviors are strongly affected.
**[07:17] Liliya**
Some masters seem not to allow us
to take on self-awareness.
**[07:22] Akutsu**
So you made the decision to apologize yourself?
**[07:26] Liliya**
That was part of the reason,
but there's another.
**[07:29] Liliya**
I was curious about this place.
**[07:33] Liliya**
About school.
**[07:35] Akutsu**
Why?
**[07:38] Liliya**
I am normally inside Lily-sama.
**[07:40] Liliya**
I know what she feels and what she's thinking.
**[07:45] Liliya**
Lily-sama has changed since she came here.
**[07:48] Liliya**
She seems to have some challenges
in her interactions with other people,
**[07:52] Liliya**
but she also seems to be
genuinely enjoying her time here.
**[07:55] Liliya**
In Heaven, just watching her was painful.
**[07:59] Liliya**
Which is why I wanted to see the place
that had changed her so drastically.
**[08:06] Liliya**
That's the reason I came here.
**[08:10] Akutsu**
I see.
**[08:13] Akutsu**
Wait a second.
**[08:15] Akutsu**
I don't see any reason for you to have
attacked me in what you just told me!
**[08:19] Akutsu**
Like the pencil lead or the murder spike!
**[08:22] Liliya**
That's right!
**[08:24] Liliya**
That was my act of protest!
**[08:26] Liliya**
Lily-sama fell ill because of what you did!
**[08:33] Akutsu**
What are you talking about?
**[08:34] Liliya**
Ask your own heart!
***SIGN*** Hmm....
**[08:36] Akutsu**
Hmm....
**[08:39] Akutsu**
I have no idea.
**[08:41] Liliya**
Shock!
***SIGN*** Shock!
**[08:43] Liliya**
*M-My poor Lily-sama...*
**[08:46] Liliya**
I'll tell you, then!
**[08:48] Liliya**
You *knew* Lily-sama was drawn to you!
**[08:51] Liliya**
Yet you were getting friendly with
another woman while she watched!
**[08:58] Yuka**
Hmm, hmm, hmm...
**[09:01] Yuka**
Shoot, I couldn't contain myself.
**[09:04] Akutsu**
Tanahashi!
**[09:05] Yuka**
Hey, you two.
**[09:09] Yuka**
Kensaku told me you'd be here.
**[09:11] Akutsu**
I-I see.
**[09:13] Yuka**
I have a bit of a request.
**[09:21] Yuka**
Let's say hi, then go home right away.
**[09:24] Akutsu**
*Tanahashi-san.*
**[09:25] Akutsu**
*I wish you hadn't invited me.*
**[09:28] Akutsu**
*I really don't want to see her today.*
**[09:33] Lily**
*Hello?*
**[09:34] Yuka**
Hello!
**[09:36] Lily**
*Yuka-chan?*
**[09:37] Yuka**
Yup, yup.
**[09:38] Yuka**
We came to say hi.
**[09:40] Lily**
*Thanks for coming all this way for me.*
**[09:43] Akutsu**
Where do you think you're going?
**[09:45] Liliya**
L-Let me go.
**[09:47] Akutsu**
Is there a reason you can't face her?
**[09:51] Akutsu**
You didn't tell her you were
coming to school, did you?
**[09:55] Liliya**
H-How did you...
**[09:57] Akutsu**
Which means there's a good chance you'll
get scolded if you go home right now.
**[10:02] Yuka**
She said we can come in.
**[10:04] Yuka**
Let's pop by for a bit.
**[10:06] Akutsu**
See?
**[10:07] Akutsu**
You heard what your master said.
**[10:09] Akutsu**
You don't need to be shy.
**[10:10] Liliya**
No, that's not...
**[10:13] Akutsu**
Don't you trust the man you fought with?
**[10:16] Akutsu**
Let's go together...
**[10:18] Akutsu**
To the doorstep of Hell!
**[10:25] Lily**
Come in.
**[10:26] Yuka**
Hey, Lily-chan.
**[10:27] Yuka**
Are you doing all right?
**[10:28] Lily**
Yeah.
**[10:29] Lily**
My fever's come down.
**[10:31] Lily**
Sorry for worrying you.
**[10:33] Yuka**
Hey, we're buddies.
**[10:36] Akutsu**
H-Hey.
**[10:38] Lily**
You came too, huh?
**[10:40] Lily**
And...
**[10:43] Liliya**
I'm home.
**[10:46] Lily**
*Why is she here?!*
**[10:51] Yuka**
I never knew you had such
a wonderful older sister.
**[10:54] Yuka**
I'm jealous.
**[10:55] Lily**
I-I know, right?
**[10:57] Lily**
She hasn't caused you any
trouble, though, has she?
**[11:01] Yuka**
Not at all.
**[11:02] Yuka**
She was really popular, in fact.
**[11:03] Lily**
I-I see.
**[11:06] Liliya**
You don't need to worry.
**[11:08] Liliya**
I went to school to see how
my sister spends her time
**[11:12] Liliya**
and to make sure she isn't
a nuisance to those around her.
**[11:16] Liliya**
As your older sister, I would
never do anything to cause trouble.
**[11:19] Yuka**
Exactly!
**[11:21] Yuka**
I'm surprised she
had an older sister, though.
**[11:23] Yuka**
Lily-chan doesn't really talk about
herself that much.
**[11:27] Liliya**
I must make sure
you know my sister better, then.
**[11:30] Liliya**
My younger sister's height is 143 centimeters.
**[11:33] Liliya**
Her weight is...
**[11:35] Liliya**
Her measurements are...
**[11:37] Liliya**
When bathing, she first washes her...
**[11:42] Lily**
What are you telling them?!
**[11:43] Liliya**
I simply wanted them to know more about you.
**[11:47] Lily**
I-It's fine!
**[11:49] Lily**
Onee-chan, could you go
buy more bathtub cleaner?
**[11:51] Lily**
We're all out.
**[11:52] Liliya**
But as your older sister,
it's my duty to tend to our guests.
**[11:56] Lily**
I'm your precious little sister.
**[11:58] Lily**
Please, Onee-chan?
**[12:00] Lily**
* Keep it up and I'm going to*
* return you for a refund.*
***SIGN*** Keep it up and
I'm going to return
you for a refund.
**[12:04] Liliya**
Y-You're right.
**[12:05] Liliya**
Bathroom cleaner is important.
**[12:07] Liliya**
Well, take care!
**[12:10] Lily**
I'm going to bring some more tea.
**[12:14] Yuka**
Thank you.
**[12:16] Lily**
* Letting her be self-aware*
* may have been a mistake.*
**[12:21] Yuka**
Oh, right.
**[12:23] Yuka**
Lily-chan's still recovering.
**[12:25] Yuka**
I wonder if she'll be okay on her own.
**[12:27] Akutsu**
I-I'll go check on her.
**[12:30] Yuka**
You should.
**[12:33] Yuka**
Go get her, Akutsu-kun.
**[12:39] Lily**
*This is bad.*
**[12:41] Lily**
*I'm feeling sick again.*
**[12:43] Lily**
* I should ask them to let me*
* lie down again after I serve this.*
**[12:49] Akutsu**
Of course.
**[12:52] Akutsu**
I had a feeling I'd need to check on you.
**[12:55] Lily**
Akutsu...
**[12:57] Akutsu**
You're burning up.
**[12:59] Akutsu**
You definitely have a fever.
**[13:03] (Flashback) Akutsu**
I don't think it could ever happen.
**[13:06] Lily**
Don't touch me!
**[13:08] Akutsu**
Are you angry?
**[13:10] Lily**
I'm not angry.
**[13:13] Lily**
Go back and wait for me with your Yuka-chan.
**[13:16] Akutsu**
What's that supposed to mean?
**[13:18] Lily**
Oh, yeah.
**[13:19] Lily**
Speaking of Yuka-chan,
how did it go the other day?
**[13:22] Lily**
That date.
**[13:23] Lily**
*My mind's going haywire.*
**[13:26] Lily**
*I can't control myself.*
**[13:27] Akutsu**
What's gotten into you?
**[13:29] Lily**
*I'm overflowing with awful emotions.*
**[13:32] Lily**
It's fine.
**[13:34] Lily**
You had fun, didn't you?
**[13:36] Lily**
She knows where to go for a fun time, too.
**[13:38] Lily**
Unlike me.
**[13:41] Lily**
So, how was it?
**[13:43] Lily**
*Right now, I...*
**[13:47] Akutsu**
Well...
**[13:50] Akutsu**
It was fun, in its own way.
**[13:53] Lily**
*I'm making an ugly face.*
**[13:56] Lily**
More than when you're with me?
**[13:59] Akutsu**
Huh?
**[13:59] Lily**
Never mind!
**[14:01] Akutsu**
H-Hey!
**[14:02] Lily**
Just go away!
**[14:04] Akutsu**
All right, fine.
**[14:05] Akutsu**
Your fever's going to get worse.
**[14:07] Lily**
Shut up!
**[14:08] Lily**
*That's right.*
**[14:10] Lily**
*My horrible emotions, my odd comments...*
**[14:15] Lily**
*It must all be because of my cold.*
**[14:16] Akutsu**
Amane!
**[14:22] Yuka**
She's up.
**[14:23] Yuka**
Are you okay?
**[14:25] Lily**
Y-Yeah.
**[14:27] Yuka**
Akutsu-kun carried you here.
**[14:29] Lily**
I see.
**[14:31] Yuka**
Sorry, I didn't notice.
**[14:35] Lily**
Nah.
**[14:37] Yuka**
Now, then...
**[14:38] Yuka**
I wish I could stick around,
but I got some stuff to do back home.
**[14:42] Yuka**
Akutsu-kun will stick around
until your sister's back.
**[14:45] Lily**
Huh?
**[14:46] Lily**
O-Okay.
**[14:48] Lily**
Thanks.
**[14:49] Yuka**
Take care.
**[14:51] Yuka**
Hey, Lily-chan...
**[14:53] Yuka**
Akutsu-kun's nice, don't you think?
**[14:58] Lily**
Yeah, he is.
**[15:01] Yuka**
Lily-chan's relaxing.
**[15:02] Akutsu**
Yeah?
**[15:03] Yuka**
Well, I'm going home.
**[15:06] Yuka**
I'm warning you, don't do anything.
**[15:07] Akutsu**
I won't. Just go.
**[15:09] Yuka**
Sure.
**[15:11] Yuka**
Thanks for taking care of her.
**[15:13] Yuka**
Oh, right, Akutsu-kun.
**[15:15] Yuka**
I don't think there's such a thing as "never."
**[15:23] Akutsu**
*I really can't relax.*
**[15:26] Akutsu**
*This is all her fault!*
**[15:29] (Flashback) Liliya**
You *knew* Lily-sama was drawn to you!
**[15:32] Akutsu**
*Meanwhile, Amane's angry for some reason.*
**[15:36] Akutsu**
* Does it have something to do*
* with what Liliya was saying?*
**[15:39] Akutsu**
* Does that mean Amane was nearby*
* when I was hanging out with Tanahashi...*
**[15:43] Akutsu**
*And something happened?*
**[15:45] Akutsu**
*That's it!*
**[15:46] Akutsu**
*That day, she was like...*
**[15:47] (Flashback) Yuka**
Akutsu-kun, wanna go
in the fitting room together?
**[15:52] Akutsu**
That's it!
**[15:53] Akutsu**
*No, there's no way!*
**[15:55] Akutsu**
*I never went in the fitting room, either way.*
**[15:57] Akutsu**
*That's not it!*
**[15:58] Akutsu**
*There has to be something more direct.*
**[16:00] (Flashback) Yuka**
Do you ever wish you could go out with her?
**[16:05] Akutsu**
Was that it?
**[16:06] Akutsu**
And then, I think I said...
**[16:09] (Flashback) Akutsu**
I don't think it could ever happen.
**[16:14] Akutsu**
Which means Amane must have...
**[16:17] Akutsu**
Seen that?!
**[16:22] Akutsu**
*Amane? Is she up?*
**[16:23] Akutsu**
*Wait, is she all right?*
**[16:25] Liliya**
It would be bad if something were
to ever happen to Lily-chan.
**[16:28] Liliya**
Don't you think?
**[16:30] Liliya**
It'd be bad, yeah?
**[16:32] Akutsu**
*I guess I should check on her.*
**[16:35] Akutsu**
I'm coming in.
**[16:37] Lily**
N-No...
**[16:39] Lily**
Please, don't...
**[16:41] Lily**
I'm begging you.
**[16:43] Lily**
Help me.
**[16:44] Akutsu**
*She's having a horrible nightmare.*
**[16:47] Akutsu**
*Should I wake her up?*
**[16:50] Lily**
A-Akutsu...
**[16:56] Akutsu**
Hey! A-Amane!
**[16:58] Lily**
A-Akutsu?
**[17:01] Lily**
Why are you here?
**[17:03] Akutsu**
Er...
**[17:04] Akutsu**
You seemed really upset, so I got worried.
**[17:06] Lily**
I see.
**[17:08] Akutsu**
So, Amane-san...
**[17:10] Lily**
What?
**[17:11] Akutsu**
Would you please tell me?
**[17:14] Lily**
Tell you what?
**[17:18] Akutsu**
Yeah.
**[17:20] Lily**
You can leave now.
**[17:22] Lily**
My fever's gone.
**[17:24] Lily**
I just had a bad dream.
**[17:29] Akutsu**
You're right, your fever is gone.
**[17:33] Akutsu**
Wait, is it coming back?
**[17:36] Lily**
Wh-Wh-What do you think you're doing?
**[17:38] Akutsu**
Yup, you're back to your usual self.
**[17:41] Akutsu**
I'll be in the living room
until Liliya comes back.
**[17:45] Akutsu**
It might be annoying, but it's only for
a short while, so bear with me.
**[17:51] Lily**
I-I don't care.
**[17:54] Akutsu**
Oh, about Liliya...
**[17:57] Akutsu**
What do you think she came to school for?
**[17:59] Lily**
Dunno.
**[18:00] Akutsu**
She came to apologize to me.
**[18:03] Akutsu**
For when she was manipulated.
**[18:04] Lily**
Oh?
**[18:05] Akutsu**
You know...
**[18:06] Akutsu**
She's definitely a lot like you.
**[18:08] Akutsu**
Specifically, the way she's so earnest.
***SIGN*** Hahaha
**[18:12] Lily**
What did you expect?
**[18:13] Lily**
She's been influenced by me, after all.
**[18:17] Lily**
Of course she's beautiful on
the outside as well as on the inside.
**[18:22] Akutsu**
Sure, well...
**[18:24] Lily**
Why are you giving me
that thoughtless reaction?!
**[18:27] Akutsu**
It's not thoughtless.
**[18:29] Akutsu**
But, thinking about it...
**[18:32] Akutsu**
This might be a stupid thought,
**[18:36] Akutsu**
but if angels are all like you,
maybe we don't need to fight at all.
**[18:44] Akutsu**
That's definitely a stupid thought.
**[18:46] Akutsu**
Forget I mentioned it.
**[18:48] Lily**
That really is stupid.
**[18:50] Akutsu**
Yeah.
**[18:51] Lily**
Then, if all demons were like you...
**[18:56] Akutsu**
What?
**[18:57] Lily**
It would be hell on earth.
**[18:59] Akutsu**
Shut up!
**[19:01] Akutsu**
Sorry, I don't want you to get sick again.
**[19:03] Akutsu**
Let me know if you need anything.
**[19:04] Lily**
I said you can leave now.
**[19:08] Akutsu**
You should depend on me.
**[19:09] Akutsu**
You're sick, aren't you?
**[19:11] Akutsu**
It's a ceasefire.
**[19:14] Lily**
*Depend on him, huh?*
**[19:17] Akutsu**
Take care, then.
**[19:19] Lily**
H-Hey...
**[19:21] Lily**
I-I only grabbed your sleeve because
I was having a nightmare, okay?
**[19:27] Akutsu**
Right.
**[19:28] Lily**
And, so...
**[19:30] Lily**
Just in case...
**[19:32] Akutsu**
What?
**[19:33] Lily**
Just to make sure I don't have
another nightmare...
**[19:38] Lily**
I-I want you to, well...
**[19:42] Lily**
Hold my hand until I fall asleep.
**[19:53] Akutsu**
Wh-Where did that come from?!
**[19:55] Lily**
I-I'm just asking!
**[19:57] Lily**
You were the one who told me to depend on you!
**[20:00] Akutsu**
I did, but...
***SIGN*** I did, but...
**[20:02] Lily**
I-It's just that I had a nightmare.
**[20:05] Lily**
And I'm not feeling great.
**[20:10] Lily**
So I just felt like asking.
**[20:15] Akutsu**
* I guess I was the one*
* who called the ceasefire.*
**[20:18] Akutsu**
* And it's not like she's ever*
* this honest with herself.*
**[20:24] Akutsu**
All right, fine.
**[20:25] Akutsu**
Until you fall asleep.
**[20:33] Lily**
Right.
**[20:36] Liliya**
I'm back.
**[20:40] Liliya**
What are the two of you doing?
**[20:41] Lily**
N-N-N-Nothing!
**[20:43] Lily**
And where is the cleaner?!
**[20:45] Liliya**
I bought some.
**[20:46] Liliya**
But there's just one problem.
**[20:48] Lily**
Wh-What?
**[20:50] Liliya**
For a little while now, my chest,
**[20:54] Liliya**
has been feeling strangely
warm and bittersweet.
**[20:59] Liliya**
I interpret this as
your emotions flowing into me.
**[21:04] Liliya**
So, what were the two of you doing?
**[21:07] Akutsu**
*I'm about to burst.*
**[21:09] Liliya**
Lily-sama?
**[21:12] Liliya**
Lily-sama?!
**[21:32] Lily**
Come on, what are you waiting for?
**[21:35] Lily**
It's another good day of demon hunting.
**[21:38] Akutsu**
Right after you recovered?
**[21:40] Lily**
I need no rest.
**[21:43] Lily**
Why don't we have something to eat first?
**[21:45] Lily**
I shall treat you to thank you for visiting me.
**[21:47] Akutsu**
Really?
**[21:47] Lily**
Indeed.
**[21:48] Akutsu**
What should I ask for?
**[21:50] Akutsu**
I think I should go with boiled gyoza.
**[21:51] Lily**
Fried, then.
**[21:53] Zwei**
I finally found you.
**[21:58] Zwei**
It's been a while.
**[22:00] Zwei**
You seem to be enjoying yourself, Lily.
# E10 - The False Foolish Angel and Demon
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GMKUXP0KN/the-false-foolish-angel-and-demon)
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**[00:01] Lily**
Hold my hand until I fall asleep.
**[00:10] Akutsu**
* I guess I was the one*
* who called the ceasefire.*
**[00:14] Akutsu**
* And it's not like she's ever*
* this honest with herself.*
**[00:19] Akutsu**
All right, fine.
**[00:21] Akutsu**
Until you fall asleep.
**[00:28] Lily**
Right.
**[00:31] Liliya**
I'm back.
**[00:35] Liliya**
What are the two of you doing?
**[00:36] Lily**
N-N-N-Nothing!
**[00:38] Lily**
And where is the cleaner?!
**[00:40] Liliya**
I bought some.
**[00:41] Liliya**
But there's just one problem.
**[00:42] Lily**
Wh-What?
**[00:44] Liliya**
For a little while now, my chest
**[00:48] Liliya**
has been feeling strangely
warm and bittersweet.
**[00:53] Liliya**
I interpret this as
your emotions flowing into me.
**[00:59] Liliya**
So, what were the two of you doing?
**[01:03] Liliya**
Lily-sama?!
**[01:27] (Flashback) Woman**
Utterly useless.
**[01:29] (Flashback) Woman**
Though she did defeat my snakes...
**[01:33] (Flashback) Woman**
Was she always that powerful?
**[01:36] (Flashback) Woman**
Now I'm curious.
**[01:38] (Flashback) Woman**
You, go take a look.
**[01:41] (Flashback) Man**
We won't get approval.
**[01:43] (Flashback) Woman**
It's fine.
**[01:45] (Flashback) Woman**
I'll make the request.
**[01:47] (Flashback) Man**
Very well, Sister.
**[01:56] Lily**
Come on, what are you waiting for?
**[01:58] Lily**
It's another beautiful day of demon hunting.
**[02:01] Akutsu**
This soon after your recovery?
**[02:04] Lily**
I need no rest.
**[02:07] Lily**
Why don't we have something to eat first?
**[02:09] Lily**
I shall treat you to thank you for visiting me.
**[02:10] Akutsu**
Really?
**[02:11] Lily**
Indeed.
**[02:12] Akutsu**
What should I ask for?
**[02:14] Akutsu**
I think I should go with boiled gyoza.
**[02:15] Lily**
Fried, then.
**[02:17] Zwei**
I finally found you.
**[02:21] Zwei**
You seem to be enjoying yourself, Lily.
**[02:30] Lily**
Nii-sama...
**[04:06] Akutsu**
*This hot guy is Amane-san's brother?*
**[04:10] Akutsu**
*Which has to mean...*
**[04:12] Akutsu**
*He's an angel!*
**[04:16] Zwei**
And you?
**[04:19] Akutsu**
I-I'm... Er, I'm just, well...
**[04:25] Lily**
He's Akutsu-kun.
**[04:28] Lily**
My classmate.
**[04:31] Lily**
We bumped into each other in town,
so we've been chatting for a bit.
**[04:36] Akutsu**
*I'm saved.*
**[04:37] Zwei**
A classmate, huh?
**[04:39] Zwei**
I should introduce myself, then.
**[04:42] Zwei**
Pleased to meet you.
**[04:43] Zwei**
I'm Zwei.
**[04:44] Zwei**
It sounds like you've been
a good friend to my sister.
**[04:47] Zwei**
I hope you'll continue to be one. Thank you.
**[04:52] Akutsu**
R-Right.
**[04:58] Akutsu**
Th-Thank you, too.
**[05:00] Zwei**
Now, I hate to interrupt your conversation,
but may I borrow my sister for a while?
**[05:06] Akutsu**
O-Okay.
**[05:08] Zwei**
It's been a while since we last met.
**[05:09] Zwei**
I'd like for us to have a family moment.
**[05:12] Lily**
Sure.
**[05:14] Zwei**
My apologies.
**[05:16] Zwei**
Let's go, Lily.
**[05:19] Lily**
Well, bye-bye, Akutsu-kun.
**[05:36] Akutsu**
*I'm exhausted.*
**[05:38] Akutsu**
*I didn't know she had a brother.*
**[05:40] Akutsu**
*I got so tense, I let myself sound subservient.*
**[05:43] Akutsu**
*Good thing I didn't accidentally reveal myself.*
**[05:45] Akutsu**
* It'd be a serious issue*
* if he found out who I am.*
**[05:52] Akutsu**
*I survived it, boss!*
**[05:54] Boss**
*Yup!*
**[05:57] (Flashback) Akutsu**
A family moment, huh?
**[06:00] (Flashback) Akutsu**
Come to think of it, Amane seemed
a bit awkward back there.
**[06:05] (Flashback) Lily**
Well, bye-bye, Akutsu-kun.
**[06:08] Akutsu**
Wait... could she be...
**[06:10] Lily**
Sheesh, you could've told me you were coming!
**[06:12] Lily**
Wo hen jing ya!
**[06:14] Zwei**
I have no idea what you're saying.
**[06:18] Akutsu**
* Maybe she got nervous because*
* she's obsessed with her brother.*
**[06:23] Akutsu**
*Nah, no way.*
**[06:25] Akutsu**
*It's going to be okay, right?*
**[06:27] Akutsu**
*He's her brother.*
**[06:29] Akutsu**
*I'm sure he's a nice guy.*
**[06:32] Akutsu**
*Right, Amane?*
**[06:36] Zwei**
Lily, you don't need to be so nervous.
**[06:40] Zwei**
I've put up a barrier.
**[06:42] Zwei**
No one will come near.
**[06:44] Zwei**
Oh, but from a distance...
**[06:48] Zwei**
They might be able to see...
**[06:53] Zwei**
You making a fool of yourself.
**[06:57] Zwei**
Yup, I like seeing you grovel.
**[07:02] Zwei**
I'm surprised, though.
**[07:05] Zwei**
I never would have thought you'd have a friend.
**[07:08] Zwei**
Akutsu-kun, was it?
**[07:12] Lily**
H-He's just a classmate.
**[07:15] Lily**
We don't have a special relationship.
**[07:18] Zwei**
Yeah?
**[07:19] Zwei**
Not that I care.
**[07:21] Lily**
Th-That aside, what business brings you here—
**[07:29] Zwei**
Whoa, that was close.
**[07:32] Zwei**
You shouldn't have raised
your head without permission.
**[07:34] Zwei**
I came close to hurting your adorable face.
**[07:41] Lily**
I-I apologize.
**[07:46] Zwei**
Actually, go on and raise your head.
**[07:48] Zwei**
It's easier to talk that way.
**[07:51] Zwei**
I'm here on behalf of Nee-san.
**[07:55] Zwei**
I came to this side to ask you a question.
**[07:57] Zwei**
How did you defeat the avatar
that our sister blessed?
**[08:05] (Flashback) Lily**
Sheesh.
**[08:06] (Flashback) Lily**
It would have been easier to just disable it.
**[08:09] (Flashback) Lily**
You lousy demon!
**[08:15] (Flashback) Lily**
I knew it. Snakes.
**[08:17] (Flashback) Lily**
It's my avatar, and I'm taking it back!
**[08:28] Zwei**
I'm not surprised you removed the blessing,
**[08:31] Lily**
but you couldn't have disabled
the avatar so easily.
**[08:34] Lily**
Th-That was...
**[08:36] Lily**
I summoned it out of curiosity,
and it attacked me,
**[08:40] Lily**
so I fought it desperately,
disabled it, and removed the blessing.
**[08:44] Lily**
I-I wasn't unscathed, either, of course.
**[08:53] Zwei**
Is that really a recent wound?
**[08:58] Lily**
Yes.
**[08:59] Lily**
Would you like to see it up close?
**[09:02] Zwei**
No.
**[09:03] Zwei**
It's fine for now.
**[09:05] Lily**
I see.
**[09:07] Zwei**
By the way...
**[09:10] Zwei**
You were sent to the human realm
to eliminate demons, were you not?
**[09:14] Zwei**
The demons you've been defeating
seem to fall in a pattern, though.
**[09:18] Zwei**
They're all beast types.
**[09:22] Zwei**
There's no way there aren't any
humanoid demons, even out here.
**[09:27] Zwei**
Are you being lazy,
or are you scheming something?
**[09:34] Lily**
Beast types aside, humanoids have minds.
**[09:38] Lily**
It's difficult.
**[09:39] Zwei**
I see.
**[09:41] Zwei**
I suppose that's the best you can do, then.
**[09:43] Lily**
Yes.
**[09:44] Zwei**
Your sister and I have both been concerned.
**[09:48] Zwei**
That you might be plotting something
out of spite toward us.
**[09:51] Lily**
N-No...
**[09:53] Zwei**
You know, you've been through a lot until now.
**[09:57] Zwei**
Especially because of your sister.
**[09:59] Zwei**
So I can't help but worry.
**[10:04] Lily**
Why would you suggest such a thing?
**[10:07] Lily**
You've given me work just
like the other angels.
**[10:13] Lily**
I'm grateful.
**[10:16] Zwei**
That's good to hear.
**[10:18] Zwei**
Sorry to doubt you.
**[10:20] Zwei**
Now, then...
**[10:21] Zwei**
I've heard all I need to hear.
**[10:23] Zwei**
I suppose I'll go home and report to Nee-san.
**[10:25] Zwei**
Well, keep up the good work.
**[10:29] Lily**
Th-Thank you.
**[10:32] Zwei**
One last question...
**[10:36] Zwei**
You tried summoning your avatar
and lost control, correct?
**[10:40] Lily**
Yes.
**[10:45] Zwei**
Nee-san really loves mischief.
**[10:49] Zwei**
She said it was a trap to make sure
you'd struggle when you fought.
**[10:57] Lily**
A trap?
**[10:59] Zwei**
And there was a condition
that would activate the trap.
**[11:02] Zwei**
That condition was that there be a
demon nearby when you summoned it.
**[11:12] Zwei**
In other words, you were with a demon.
**[11:19] Liliya**
Lily-sama, I'm coming!
**[11:26] Zwei**
No more of this, Lily.
**[11:29] Zwei**
Don't underestimate me.
**[11:32] Zwei**
Depending on your answer...
**[11:34] Zwei**
You know what'll happen.
**[11:36] Lily**
*I'm scared.*
**[11:38] Zwei**
Who's the demon?
**[11:40] Lily**
*I'm scared.*
**[11:41] Zwei**
What are you hiding?
**[11:44] Lily**
*Someone help me.*
**[11:47] Lily**
*Akutsu!*
**[11:57] Akutsu**
*That was close.*
**[11:59] Akutsu**
*I was about to charge in.*
**[12:02] Akutsu**
*Just what is going on?*
**[12:04] Akutsu**
*Isn't he her brother?*
**[12:06] Akutsu**
* I can't believe she'd be*
* pinned down so easily, though.*
**[12:10] Akutsu**
* He's an even more capable*
* angel than she is, then.*
**[12:17] Akutsu**
*I'm sorry, Amane.*
**[12:23] Akutsu**
*But his mercilessness, even towards a woman...*
**[12:27] Akutsu**
*He's a textbook angel.*
**[12:30] Boss**
*Hi.*
**[12:31] Boss**
*What's up, Akutsu?*
**[12:33] Akutsu**
* I'd forgotten after I'd spent*
* so much time with her...*
**[12:39] Akutsu**
*Angels are cruel and inhumane.*
**[12:43] Boss**
*Hello? Are you listening?*
**[12:46] Akutsu**
*So is she.*
**[12:53] Akutsu**
*No...*
**[12:54] Akutsu**
*What am I thinking?*
**[12:56] Akutsu**
* It's in her nature.*
* She wouldn't be any different.*
**[12:58] Akutsu**
*Amane's still an angel, after all.*
**[13:02] Akutsu**
*Yeah, just...*
**[13:03] Boss**
*Akutsu? Is something wrong?*
**[13:06] Akutsu**
Yes, I'm listening.
**[13:08] Akutsu**
I just discovered an angel.
**[13:11] Akutsu**
Yes.
**[13:12] Akutsu**
I'm not an idiot.
**[13:14] Akutsu**
I wouldn't fight alone.
**[13:17] Akutsu**
Yes.
**[13:18] Akutsu**
I'll get as far away as I can.
**[13:20] Akutsu**
Or...
**[13:21] Akutsu**
So I wish I could say!
**[13:28] Zwei**
What's this?
**[13:30] Akutsu**
Oh, er...
**[13:32] Akutsu**
I regret to inform you...
**[13:36] Lily**
Akutsu?
**[13:37] Akutsu**
I've been found.
**[13:41] Akutsu**
Pardon me.
**[13:43] Zwei**
Akutsu-kun, was it?
**[13:45] Zwei**
We meet again.
**[13:47] Zwei**
Where did you even come from?
**[13:49] Akutsu**
*Now what?*
**[13:50] Akutsu**
*I couldn't help but jump out.*
**[13:52] Akutsu**
*I need to distract him somehow.*
**[13:54] Zwei**
You've been watching from up there, huh?
**[13:57] Zwei**
You aren't one of ours, are you?
**[14:00] Zwei**
If you were, you would have
mentioned it earlier.
**[14:03] Zwei**
Which has to mean...
**[14:05] Zwei**
Yeah, you must be...
**[14:08] Zwei**
You must be the demon.
**[14:16] Zwei**
That face...
**[14:17] Zwei**
I thought so.
**[14:21] Zwei**
You're the demon that was there that day.
**[14:24] Zwei**
Lily, you lied to me.
**[14:27] Zwei**
You're going to need punishment.
**[14:29] Lily**
Nii-sama!
**[14:31] Zwei**
But first...
**[14:35] Zwei**
Demon hunting.
**[14:39] Akutsu**
*He's in a whole different league.*
**[14:41] Akutsu**
*Now what?*
**[14:42] Akutsu**
*How do I save Amane?*
**[14:46] Akutsu**
Amane!
**[14:48] Lily**
Why did you come here?!
**[14:49] Lily**
You've ruined everything!
**[14:52] Akutsu**
I couldn't bear to watch.
**[14:54] Lily**
Well, bear it, fool!
**[14:56] Lily**
It's all over now.
**[14:58] Lily**
I'll be interrogated, and you...
**[15:01] Lily**
And you...
**[15:02] Lily**
This is the one thing I wanted to avoid!
**[15:05] Lily**
I only had to tolerate this for a while!
**[15:10] Akutsu**
What could I do?
**[15:12] Akutsu**
My body moved on its own.
**[15:14] Akutsu**
Besides...
**[15:16] Akutsu**
I hate seeing you cry.
**[15:21] Lily**
You idiot!
**[15:25] Akutsu**
We just need to have your brother leave
**[15:27] Akutsu**
without my having to kill him, right?
**[15:31] Lily**
My brother?
**[15:32] Lily**
You don't stand a chance.
**[15:34] Lily**
Let alone when you can
only use half your power...
**[15:37] Akutsu**
Just watch me.
**[15:40] Zwei**
You're amusing.
**[15:42] Zwei**
I like you.
**[15:44] Zwei**
It's too bad you're a demon.
**[15:46] Zwei**
Well, I suppose I'll give you a chance, then.
**[15:50] Zwei**
If you can land even one hit on me,
I'll pretend I never saw anything.
**[15:56] Akutsu**
Why, thank you.
**[15:58] Akutsu**
*Who does he think I am?*
**[15:59] Zwei**
Okay.
**[16:00] Zwei**
Well, let's start!
**[16:03] Akutsu**
Here!
**[16:05] Akutsu**
Got you!
**[16:11] Akutsu**
*He's nasty!*
**[16:14] Akutsu**
*And that saber is a nuisance!*
**[16:17] Zwei**
You won't get anywhere with guts alone.
**[16:21] Zwei**
Looks like you've got a little fight in you.
**[16:25] Zwei**
What an interesting demon.
**[16:29] Zwei**
Come, Quartet.
**[16:38] Akutsu**
Who are these people?!
**[16:40] Zwei**
My adorable avatars.
**[16:43] Zwei**
I guess there isn't much to you after all.
**[16:46] Akutsu**
You...
**[16:49] Akutsu**
*I can't move!*
**[16:51] A**
Just give up.
**[16:53] B**
Yup, yup.
**[16:54] C**
Don't bother.
**[16:55] D**
You're a stubborn one.
**[16:57] Zwei**
You can't win.
**[16:58] Zwei**
They're basically copies of me.
**[17:01] Zwei**
Now...
**[17:02] Zwei**
I could exorcise you right away,
but that would be no fun.
**[17:06] A**
Right!
**[17:07] B**
Yup, yup.
**[17:08] C**
Correct.
**[17:09] D**
It would be no fun.
**[17:11] Zwei**
Lily.
**[17:12] Zwei**
Over here.
**[17:14] Lily**
Y-Yes.
**[17:17] Akutsu**
Don't go!
**[17:20] Lily**
We were in the middle of talking.
**[17:23] Lily**
Now, why don't you tell me...
**[17:25] Lily**
How did you get that demon on your side?
**[17:29] Lily**
Did you seduce him?
**[17:31] Akutsu**
No.
**[17:32] Akutsu**
I-I...
**[17:34] Zwei**
Yes, I suppose you wouldn't.
**[17:36] Zwei**
Not with your disgusting body.
**[17:39] Akutsu**
Wh-What are you talking about?
**[17:42] Zwei**
You really don't know, do you?
**[17:44] Zwei**
What do you say, Lily...
**[17:45] Zwei**
Why don't you tell him,
as your final offering?
**[17:49] Lily**
No...
**[17:51] Lily**
Anything but that.
**[17:54] Lily**
Please spare me.
**[17:58] Zwei**
Nope.
**[18:07] Akutsu**
No!
**[18:09] Zwei**
Huh?
**[18:10] Zwei**
That's odd.
**[18:12] Akutsu**
What the hell are you doing?!
**[18:14] Akutsu**
You call yourself her brother?!
**[18:16] Zwei**
Shut up.
**[18:17] Zwei**
You don't know anything, do you?
**[18:20] Zwei**
I'm educating you, so be quiet for a second.
**[18:25] Zwei**
Oh, I see what you're doing.
**[18:28] Zwei**
You're so clever, Lily.
**[18:30] Zwei**
Move your hands.
**[18:33] Zwei**
Otherwise, I'll take them off, too.
**[18:41] Zwei**
Good girl.
**[18:55] Zwei**
You were hiding it by weaving
your chains in lightly.
**[18:58] Zwei**
You really are clever.
**[19:01] Lily**
Don't look.
**[19:02] Lily**
Please, Akutsu.
**[19:06] Zwei**
She has this crest wrapped
around her entire body.
**[19:11] Zwei**
Isn't that hilarious?
**[19:13] Akutsu**
*It's not funny at all.*
**[19:15] Akutsu**
*In fact, it's infuriating.*
**[19:18] Akutsu**
* I won't be satisfied until I beat the shit*
* out of this damn brother of hers!*
**[19:22] Zwei**
Why don't I ask you, too, then?
**[19:25] Zwei**
Why are you hanging out with Lily?
**[19:28] Zwei**
You're a demon, and she's your enemy.
**[19:30] Zwei**
Not to mention, she's a wingless.
**[19:34] Akutsu**
A wingless?
**[19:38] Akutsu**
What the hell are you talking about?
**[19:40] Akutsu**
She has wings!
**[19:41] Zwei**
Oh? You've seen them, then.
**[19:44] Zwei**
You've seen Lily's wings.
**[19:48] Zwei**
Lily, show him.
**[19:52] Zwei**
You heard me, didn't you?
**[19:56] Lily**
Nii-sama...
**[19:59] Zwei**
Show him.
**[20:21] Zwei**
Well done.
**[20:29] Akutsu**
What's so funny?!
**[20:32] Zwei**
I see.
**[20:34] Zwei**
You never knew, huh?
**[20:37] Zwei**
Wings are a symbol of an angel's power.
**[20:46] Akutsu**
Hey!
**[20:46] Akutsu**
You!
**[20:47] Akutsu**
Son of a...
**[20:48] Akutsu**
Let me go!
**[20:49] A**
I told you not to bother.
**[20:51] B**
Yup, yup.
**[20:51] C**
You're so persistent.
**[20:52] D**
You are.
**[20:54] Akutsu**
Run, Amane!
**[21:06] Zwei**
In other words...
**[21:10] Zwei**
She's a fraud.
**[21:15] Akutsu**
You!
**[21:17] Zwei**
You don't learn, do you?
**[21:19] Zwei**
You aren't going to escape from them.
**[21:22] ABCD**
Yup, yup.
**[21:23] Akutsu**
Shit!
**[21:25] Zwei**
Those are practically bird feathers.
**[21:29] Zwei**
You took the texts way too seriously.
**[21:32] Zwei**
Have a look.
**[21:39] Zwei**
Totally different.
**[21:43] Akutsu**
*How far do you need to go?*
**[21:48] Akutsu**
*You dashed her pride, humiliated her, and...*
**[22:04] Akutsu**
*Tarnished her!*
# E11 - The Foolish Angel and Demon Spread Their Wings
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**[00:08] Liz**
* This small room feels too big ever since*
* Akutsu left for the human realm.*
**[00:14] Liz**
*I wonder if he's still going for it.*
**[00:20] Liz**
*That girl who was next to Akutsu...*
**[00:24] Liz**
Yes, Akutsu?
**[00:26] Liz**
What is it?
**[00:31] Liz**
Hello? Are you listening?
**[00:34] Akutsu**
*Yeah, just...*
**[00:35] Liz**
Akutsu? Is something the matter?
**[00:38] Akutsu**
*Yes, I'm listening.*
**[00:41] Akutsu**
*I just discovered an angel.*
**[00:43] Liz**
An angel?!
**[00:44] Liz**
It's dangerous to try to
deal with them yourself.
**[00:46] Liz**
I'll send backup immediately.
**[00:47] Akutsu**
*Yes.*
**[00:49] Akutsu**
*I'm not an idiot.*
**[00:51] Akutsu**
*I wouldn't fight alone.*
**[00:53] Liz**
First, we need to make sure you're safe.
**[00:56] Akutsu**
*Yes.*
**[00:56] Akutsu**
*I'll get as far away as I can.*
**[00:59] Akutsu**
*Or...*
**[01:00] Akutsu**
*So I wish I could say!*
**[01:03] Liz**
Akutsu!
**[01:04] Akutsu**
*Oh, er...*
**[01:06] Akutsu**
*I regret to inform you...*
**[01:07] Liz**
What happened?
**[01:08] Akutsu**
*I've been found.*
**[01:10] Akutsu**
Pardon me.
**[02:55] Akutsu**
What's so funny?!
**[02:58] Zwei**
I see.
**[02:59] Zwei**
You never knew, huh?
**[03:02] Zwei**
Wings are a symbol of an angel's power.
**[03:10] Akutsu**
Run, Amane!
**[03:21] Zwei**
In other words...
**[03:25] Zwei**
She's a fraud.
**[03:29] Akutsu**
You!
**[03:31] Zwei**
You don't learn, do you?
**[03:33] Zwei**
You aren't going to escape from them.
**[03:36] ABCD**
Yup, yup.
**[03:37] Akutsu**
Shit!
**[03:39] Zwei**
Those are practically bird feathers.
**[03:43] Zwei**
You took the texts way too seriously.
**[03:46] Zwei**
Have a look.
**[03:53] Zwei**
Totally different.
**[03:56] Akutsu**
How far do you need to go?
**[04:00] Akutsu**
You dashed her pride, humiliated her, and...
**[04:16] Akutsu**
Tarnished her!
**[04:23] Zwei**
Sounds like you struggled so hard
you broke something.
**[04:55] A**
You!
**[05:09] Zwei**
Hold him!
**[05:11] B; C**
Yes!
**[05:28] Zwei**
Damn you!
**[05:33] Zwei**
Wretched demon!
**[05:46] Zwei**
What is that?
**[05:50] Zwei**
So fast!
**[05:53] Lily**
Nii-sama!
**[05:59] Zwei**
I've never heard of demons having such a thing!
**[06:03] Zwei**
What are those...
**[06:06] Zwei**
black wings?
**[06:10] Lily**
*I've never heard anything about this...*
**[06:12] Lily**
*Was I just ignorant?*
**[06:16] Lily**
*This is a demon...*
**[06:19] Lily**
*This...*
**[06:21] Lily**
*is Akutsu?*
**[06:27] Lily**
Akutsu!
**[06:31] Lily**
*Does he not hear me?*
**[06:33] Lily**
He disappeared?
**[06:48] Lily**
Akutsu!
**[06:49] Lily**
You have to stop!
**[07:00] Lily**
*Those eyes...*
**[07:07] Zwei**
*You sure are an amusing demon.*
**[07:13] Zwei**
*Getting so upset over Lily...*
**[07:22] Zwei**
*I...*
**[07:50] Zwei**
*couldn't get angry the way this demon can.*
**[08:01] Zwei**
*Well...*
**[08:02] Zwei**
*This is upsetting.*
**[08:11] Zwei**
*I suppose I was never cut out for this.*
**[08:17] Zwei**
*It's up to you to do something now.*
**[08:43] Liz**
Yes, it's an urgent matter.
**[08:46] Liz**
Yes, please do.
**[08:48] Liz**
I'll send the relevant documents immediately.
**[08:59] Liz**
The day's finally come to carry this out.
**[09:08] Lily**
Stop, Akutsu!
**[09:10] Lily**
If you eliminate Nii-sama now,
Heaven won't hold back.
**[09:14] Lily**
They'll be after you!
**[09:16] Lily**
Besides, Nii-sama may be strict in the way
he acts, but he's never hurt me physically.
**[09:24] Zwei**
*So she knew.*
**[09:25] Lily**
So this is it.
**[09:27] Lily**
You've beaten Nii-sama.
**[09:30] Lily**
That's enough.
**[09:39] Zwei**
How dare you!
**[09:43] Lily**
No, Akutsu!
**[09:45] Lily**
Get a hold of yourself!
**[09:46] Lily**
You're...
**[09:52] Lily**
*He isn't hearing me.*
**[09:54] Lily**
*I activated the collar...*
**[09:57] Lily**
*Is it not working?*
**[10:00] Lily**
*Five wings...*
**[10:02] Lily**
*I thought he had six.*
**[10:04] Lily**
*Since when?*
**[10:05] Lily**
*Could it be...*
**[10:11] Lily**
Nii-sama!
**[10:13] Zwei**
Stay with it.
**[10:15] Zwei**
Seriously.
**[10:17] Zwei**
You're such a handful.
**[10:21] Lily**
I-I'm sorry.
**[10:24] Zwei**
It's fine.
**[10:25] Zwei**
Have you noticed, though?
**[10:27] Lily**
The wings?
**[10:28] Zwei**
Yeah.
**[10:29] Zwei**
I think they're similar in nature to ours.
**[10:33] Zwei**
They're being used to store energy.
**[10:36] Zwei**
Remember how fast he moved when he stomped me?
**[10:40] Zwei**
He must have focused his energy onto one point,
**[10:44] Zwei**
and used that as propulsion
to achieve the acceleration he did.
**[10:47] Zwei**
So he's used up a wing's worth of energy.
**[10:52] Lily**
Th-Then...
**[10:54] Lily**
If he uses up all his wings,
he'll come to his senses?
**[10:55] Zwei**
He might.
**[10:57] Lily**
We just have to hang on until then.
**[10:58] Zwei**
Not a chance.
**[11:00] Zwei**
He's much more physically adept now.
**[11:02] Zwei**
He'll just overpower us.
**[11:04] Zwei**
All right.
**[11:05] Zwei**
I'll deal with four.
**[11:07] Zwei**
It's up to you to take out the last one.
**[11:10] Lily**
You're going to help me
bring him to his senses?
**[11:13] Zwei**
Honestly, I'd love to exorcise him.
**[11:18] Zwei**
But...
**[11:19] Zwei**
There's something that bothers me.
**[11:24] Lily**
Is that...
**[11:24] Zwei**
That's enough talking.
**[11:27] Zwei**
He's coming.
**[11:42] Lily**
Nii-sama, now!
**[11:43] Zwei**
Fool, look ahead!
**[11:44] Lily**
No—
**[11:53] Lily**
Nii-sama!
**[11:55] Zwei**
You got me good there.
**[11:59] Zwei**
But...
**[12:00] Zwei**
I got you.
**[12:11] Zwei**
That seems to be the right idea.
**[12:16] Zwei**
Now, Lily...
**[12:17] Zwei**
It's up to you!
**[12:18] Lily**
Akutsu!
**[12:28] Lily**
*That's right.*
**[12:30] Lily**
* We fought against each*
* other at first, just like this.*
**[12:33] Lily**
*But as we spent more time together,*
**[12:37] Lily**
* I came to wonder if maybe there's*
* more to it than what I was taught.*
**[12:41] Lily**
* I'd never presume to have*
* understood you in this short time.*
**[12:46] Lily**
*But you...*
**[12:49] Lily**
* You're more idiotic, clownish,*
* perverted, stubborn, and...*
**[12:55] Lily**
*And more than anything...*
**[12:59] Lily**
*You're a kinder man than this.*
**[13:07] Lily**
Go back to normal already, you fool.
**[13:30] Zwei**
Huh.
**[13:32] Zwei**
You really did come to your senses.
**[13:34] Zwei**
So, what are you going to do now?
**[13:36] Zwei**
Should I be prepared to—
**[13:38] Akutsu**
Forget that.
**[13:40] Akutsu**
I'd regained my hearing at some point.
**[13:44] Akutsu**
In bits and pieces.
**[13:46] Akutsu**
So I'm not going to do any more to you.
**[13:50] Akutsu**
But...
**[13:51] Akutsu**
Show up in front of her and make a mess again,
**[13:55] Akutsu**
and you'll have to be ready to deal with me.
**[14:00] Zwei**
Noted.
**[14:02] Zwei**
I'll keep that in mind.
**[14:04] Akutsu**
Good, then.
**[14:06] Akutsu**
But...
**[14:08] Akutsu**
I appreciate you snapping me out of it.
**[14:12] Akutsu**
Thanks.
**[14:28] Zwei**
*Truly...*
**[14:31] Zwei**
*An amusing demon.*
**[14:40] Akutsu**
A-All right, here we go.
**[14:43] Akutsu**
No wait, I need a countdown.
**[14:45] Akutsu**
I'll take it off after the countdown.
**[14:47] Akutsu**
The second button.
**[14:51] Akutsu**
Three, two...
**[14:54] Akutsu**
Three, two, on—
**[14:58] Akutsu**
I can't!
**[14:59] Akutsu**
There's no way I'm taking a girl's shirt off!
**[15:03] Akutsu**
* I brought her home because*
* she wouldn't wake up...*
**[15:06] Akutsu**
*But her clothes are so damn dirty.*
**[15:09] Akutsu**
* Believe it or not, I'm a germophobe*
* when it comes to my bed.*
**[15:13] Akutsu**
*I lose sleep if there's so much as dust around.*
**[15:16] Akutsu**
*And even if I vacuum it up, it's still kinda...*
**[15:19] Akutsu**
* So I need to get rid of her dirty*
* clothes somehow, but...*
**[15:24] Akutsu**
*Oh, yeah...*
**[15:28] Akutsu**
Liliya-san, could you give me a hand?
**[15:33] Akutsu**
Hey...
**[15:39] Akutsu**
No response.
**[15:41] Akutsu**
*Seriously?*
**[15:43] Akutsu**
*Do I have to do this?*
**[15:46] Akutsu**
*Do I have to change her?*
**[15:49] Akutsu**
She's unconscious, you coward!
**[15:52] Akutsu**
What's the matter?
**[15:53] Akutsu**
She owes us. We saved her.
**[15:55] Akutsu**
But it's boring if she doesn't react.
**[15:58] Akutsu**
You're right...
**[16:16] Akutsu**
What are you doing?
**[16:18] Akutsu**
Hey!
**[16:20] Liliya**
What do you mean, what?
**[16:21] Akutsu**
To Amane, I mean.
**[16:23] Liliya**
Isn't it obvious?
**[16:25] Liliya**
I'm changing her out of her dirty clothes.
**[16:28] Liliya**
Bam.
**[16:30] Kid**
*Daddy, Daddy, what are they doing on TV?*
**[16:34] Dad**
*You're too young for this!*
**[16:42] Liliya**
There we go.
**[16:44] Akutsu**
A-Are you done?
**[16:46] Liliya**
Yeah.
**[16:48] Liliya**
Why are you hiding?
**[16:49] Akutsu**
I mean...
**[16:52] Liliya**
Now, there's something I need
to talk to you about.
**[17:00] Akutsu**
What is it?
**[17:02] Liliya**
I'd rather not do it here.
**[17:04] Liliya**
Come with me.
**[17:08] Akutsu**
H-Hey!
**[17:12] Liliya**
Come on.
**[17:19] Akutsu**
Is that a rash?
**[17:22] Liliya**
What do you mean?
**[17:24] Akutsu**
On your wrist.
**[17:25] Liliya**
Oh, this?
**[17:28] Liliya**
A result of my futile resistance.
**[17:30] Akutsu**
Futile resistance?
**[17:32] Liliya**
I tried to come out when Lily-sama
was defeated by her brother.
**[17:38] (Flashback) Liliya**
Lily-sama, I'm coming!
**[17:46] (Flashback) Liliya**
Why?
**[17:48] (Flashback) Liliya**
Lily-sama!
**[17:49] (Flashback) Liliya**
Please undo these restraints!
**[17:51] (Flashback) Liliya**
Lily-sama!
**[18:02] Liliya**
All I could do was take in the fear and
sadness flowing into me from Lily-sama.
**[18:11] Liliya**
That's when I received this rash.
**[18:13] Akutsu**
Ah...
**[18:15] Akutsu**
Hey, so does that mean you were watching?
**[18:17] Liliya**
Watching what?
**[18:18] Akutsu**
What happened to me.
**[18:20] Liliya**
Yeah.
**[18:21] Liliya**
I saw all of it.
**[18:22] Akutsu**
Then tell me, please.
**[18:23] Akutsu**
What did I do?
**[18:25] Akutsu**
Why was I fighting Amane?
**[18:28] Akutsu**
And...
**[18:30] Akutsu**
And how...
**[18:33] Akutsu**
How did I seem?
**[18:36] Liliya**
Let's see...
**[18:37] Liliya**
I've seen a fair number of demons.
**[18:41] Liliya**
But you'd be the most revolting of them.
**[18:48] Liliya**
You took joy in trampling your enemies.
**[18:51] Liliya**
And you laughed as you tried to finish
an enemy that was already incapacitated.
**[18:55] Liliya**
And you even attacked Lily-sama
when she tried to intervene.
**[19:00] Liliya**
You weren't in your right mind at the time.
**[19:05] Liliya**
I wouldn't have known
when you first met Lily-sama,
**[19:08] Liliya**
but I can't imagine you'd ever act
that way of your own volition.
**[19:12] Liliya**
So you needn't let it bother you.
**[19:16] Akutsu**
R-Right...
**[19:17] Akutsu**
But now that you've told me...
**[19:19] Liliya**
I only told you because you asked.
**[19:22] Akutsu**
Right.
**[19:23] Akutsu**
Sorry.
**[19:24] Liliya**
What happened to you, though?
**[19:27] Liliya**
I was surprised by the change as well.
**[19:29] Akutsu**
I just got so pissed at him...
**[19:38] Akutsu**
I regained consciousness at some point,
but my body wouldn't do what I wanted.
**[19:46] Akutsu**
It was like someone had taken it over.
**[19:49] Akutsu**
Honestly, I don't know
how to describe it either.
**[19:51] Akutsu**
That's not an excuse for what
I did to Amane, though, is it?
**[19:58] Liliya**
*He really doesn't need to worry about it.*
**[20:03] Liliya**
*From the moment he jumped in,*
**[20:07] Liliya**
* it was neither fear nor anger*
* that was inside Lily-san.*
**[20:12] Liliya**
*It was something else entirely.*
**[20:15] Akutsu**
So...
**[20:17] Akutsu**
Didn't you want to talk to me about something?
**[20:19] Akutsu**
What was it?
**[20:20] Liliya**
Oh, that's right.
**[20:22] Liliya**
There's something I wanted to tell you.
**[20:25] Akutsu**
What's that?
**[20:27] Liliya**
You must have noticed that Lily-sama
is struggling in Heaven.
**[20:33] Akutsu**
Yeah.
**[20:35] Akutsu**
She isn't being bullied, isn't she?
**[20:37] Liliya**
Her family were very strict people
by the time I came to her.
**[20:44] Liliya**
Ever since she was little,
Lily-sama has understood her situation.
**[20:48] Liliya**
No matter what kind of injustice she was
made to suffer, she simply endured it.
**[20:53] Liliya**
And in order to win even just
a little bit of approval,
**[20:57] Liliya**
and in order to survive in her world...
**[20:59] Liliya**
Lily-sama worked hard in all kinds of ways.
**[21:02] Liliya**
Desperately.
**[21:05] Liliya**
You must be aware of
how intelligent and kind she is.
**[21:11] Liliya**
That's how she finally
achieved her current position.
**[21:14] Liliya**
And you...
**[21:16] Liliya**
You completely shattered it!
**[21:20] Liliya**
Even when her brother confronted her,
she could have overcome it.
**[21:24] Liliya**
Just as she always has!
**[21:26] Liliya**
And yet, you...
**[21:28] Liliya**
You...
**[21:28] Liliya**
You...
**[21:39] Liliya**
You jumped in front of her...
**[21:43] Liliya**
You defeated her,
and now she has nowhere to go.
**[21:48] Liliya**
Nowhere!
**[21:53] Liliya**
So...
**[22:07] Liliya**
Thank you.
# E12 - The Foolish Angel and Demon to the End
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**[01:40] Liliya**
Thank you.
**[01:45] Liliya**
That place you destroyed
**[01:49] Liliya**
wasn't worth protecting to begin with.
**[01:54] Liliya**
And you freed Lily-sama from it.
**[01:58] Liliya**
All I could do was watch helplessly.
**[02:03] Liliya**
Thank you for saving me.
**[02:09] Akutsu**
* I never should have thrown myself*
* into that situation.*
**[02:14] Akutsu**
*It meant helping the angels.*
**[02:16] Akutsu**
* It was the worst thing*
* I could have done as a demon.*
**[02:20] Akutsu**
*Besides...*
**[02:22] Akutsu**
* All I did was run around,*
* lose control, and make a mess.*
**[02:26] Akutsu**
*But...*
**[02:29] Akutsu**
*It wasn't a mistake, was it?*
**[02:33] Liliya**
Hey...
**[02:36] Liliya**
There's a woman crying here.
**[02:38] Liliya**
At least pat my head.
**[02:43] Liliya**
You're a man. Isn't that
the least you could do?
**[02:46] Liliya**
You can hold me if you'd like, too.
**[02:49] Akutsu**
N-Nah, that's a bit...
**[02:52] Liliya**
Then pat my head. Now.
**[02:54] Akutsu**
*What is she going on about?*
**[02:58] Liliya**
Hurry.
**[03:00] Akutsu**
*Shut up.*
**[03:01] Liliya**
Hurry up!
**[03:03] Akutsu**
* It doesn't look like*
* she's going to let this go.*
**[03:08] Akutsu**
* I guess putting my hand*
* on her head isn't so bad.*
**[03:13] Liliya**
Final flash!
**[03:19] Liliya**
Good.
**[03:20] Liliya**
It came out well.
**[03:22] Liliya**
I love the Beta 7-4.
**[03:24] Akutsu**
Why are you taking pictures?
**[03:26] Liliya**
Just gathering some material.
**[03:28] Liliya**
Ah...
**[03:29] Liliya**
And now I upload it to my smartphone.
**[03:32] Akutsu**
Material?
**[03:34] Liliya**
If you don't want Lily-sama to see this photo,
**[03:37] Liliya**
you'll continue to serve
as her shield going forward.
**[03:42] Akutsu**
You!
**[03:43] Akutsu**
Was everything you said up until now a lie?!
**[03:45] Liliya**
I was serious, but I came up
with this idea just now.
**[03:49] Liliya**
It was a good opportunity.
**[03:50] Akutsu**
You...
**[03:52] Akutsu**
Wait, are you sure you
can show that to Amane?
**[03:55] Akutsu**
Wouldn't you be the one in trouble then?
**[04:03] Akutsu**
*She really cares about Amane.*
**[04:07] Akutsu**
* Because she's her avatar, of course,*
* but I bet that's not all of it.*
**[04:13] Akutsu**
*She definitely took after her odd personality.*
**[04:17] Liliya**
H-Hey...
**[04:19] Liliya**
So...
**[04:20] Liliya**
In return for having saved Lily-sama...
**[04:23] Liliya**
How about a squeeze?
**[04:28] Akutsu**
Don't say that like you're
some dude from a sketchy shop!
**[04:31] Liliya**
Wh-What?!
**[04:32] Akutsu**
I'm not squeezing them.
**[04:33] Akutsu**
You'll just take another picture!
**[04:42] Lily**
Where am I?
**[04:45] Lily**
I've changed clothes, too.
**[04:49] Akutsu**
Hey, you're up.
**[04:52] Akutsu**
Want something to eat?
**[04:54] Akutsu**
I only have frozen food.
**[04:55] Lily**
*Akutsu...*
**[04:56] Lily**
*Why is he here?*
**[04:59] Lily**
*No, this must be his place.*
**[05:02] Lily**
* Which means I could only*
* have changed clothes...*
**[05:08] Lily**
*Because of Akutsu!*
***SIGN*** Wet hair
***SIGN*** Satisfied
look
***SIGN*** Toothbrush
**[05:15] Lily**
*No, it can't be.*
**[05:17] Lily**
*There's no way.*
**[05:19] Lily**
*A-Am I wearing...*
**[05:25] Lily**
*I'm not.*
**[05:27] Akutsu**
What's wrong?
**[05:29] Akutsu**
Are you hurting anywhere?
**[05:41] Lily**
How dare...
**[05:43] Lily**
How dare! How dare!
**[05:48] Akutsu**
W-Wait!
**[05:49] Akutsu**
You're making some kind of mistake!
**[05:55] Lily**
Silence!
**[05:56] Lily**
How dare you take my purity!
**[05:58] Akutsu**
Hold it!
**[06:01] Liliya**
Lily-sama, Lily-sama...
***SIGN*** I
did
it.
***SIGN*** Liliya
**[06:06] Liliya**
Pardon me for doing it
while you were unconscious.
**[06:09] Liliya**
I'm sorry for the late notice.
***SIGN*** My purity
***SIGN*** My purity
***SIGN*** She ded
**[06:25] Akutsu**
Jeez.
**[06:26] Akutsu**
You could have just listened.
**[06:28] Lily**
S-Sorry.
**[06:31] Akutsu**
So, are you hurting anywhere or anything?
**[06:35] Lily**
I-I'm fine.
**[06:37] Akutsu**
Yeah?
**[06:39] Lily**
Yeah.
**[06:44] Lily**
Hey...
**[06:47] Lily**
What happened after that?
**[06:51] Lily**
My brother...
**[06:53] Lily**
You and my brother...
**[06:55] Akutsu**
I didn't do anything to him.
**[06:57] Akutsu**
I had him leave right after.
**[07:00] Akutsu**
But I did give him a warning.
**[07:03] Lily**
I-I see.
**[07:06] Lily**
One more thing...
**[07:08] Lily**
Your appearance back there...
**[07:10] Akutsu**
Hold it.
**[07:12] Akutsu**
I told Liliya already...
**[07:14] Akutsu**
To be honest, I don't know
why I took on that form.
**[07:18] Akutsu**
So please don't ask me yet.
**[07:21] Lily**
You don't?
**[07:26] Lily**
*Nii-sama left.*
**[07:28] Lily**
*Everything's been solved.*
**[07:30] Lily**
*So why am I still here?*
**[07:33] Lily**
Akutsu...
**[07:35] Lily**
Did you...
**[07:38] Lily**
Do you...
**[07:41] Lily**
You intend to have your way
with me, don't you?!
**[07:44] Akutsu**
I do not!
**[07:45] Lily**
Th-Then did you put aphrodisi—
***SIGN*** Aphrodisiac
**[07:48] Akutsu**
I did not!
**[07:49] Akutsu**
Also, you mean hypnotic!
***SIGN*** Hypnotic
**[07:52] Akutsu**
If your brother sent backup
to your place, you'd be in trouble.
**[07:58] Akutsu**
That's why I brought you to my place.
**[08:01] Lily**
Good point.
**[08:02] Akutsu**
See?
**[08:04] Akutsu**
Seriously, "aphrodisiac"? Where did you
even pick up that word?
**[08:08] Lily**
*Honestly, I don't know.*
**[08:10] Lily**
*Akutsu really doesn't know about that form?*
**[08:17] Lily**
*He could be lying.*
**[08:20] Lily**
*Though, he doesn't seem like a good liar.*
**[08:23] Lily**
*But I've never heard of such power.*
**[08:27] Lily**
* All I can think of is that*
* it's the demons' last resort.*
**[08:35] Lily**
*Right...*
**[08:36] Lily**
* If that's the case,*
* that's important information.*
**[08:39] Lily**
* If I told them I stuck around him*
* to study it further, I might be pardoned.*
**[08:47] Lily**
* I might get away with telling them that we*
* fought Nii-sama to measure his power.*
**[08:52] Lily**
*That should solve everything.*
**[08:57] Lily**
*But...*
**[08:59] Akutsu**
Oh, yeah, Amane...
**[09:01] Lily**
What is it?
**[09:02] Akutsu**
This comes a bit late, but...
**[09:03] Lily**
*If there's just one problem...*
**[09:06] Akutsu**
You know when I was out of my mind?
**[09:07] Lily**
*It's that I don't know...*
**[09:10] Akutsu**
Thanks for helping me snap out of it.
**[09:17] Lily**
*I don't know...*
**[09:20] Lily**
*if I can bring myself to do that.*
**[09:26] Lily**
It's fine.
**[09:28] Akutsu**
Oh, look at the time.
**[09:30] Akutsu**
It's probably safe by now.
**[09:33] Akutsu**
You should head home
after you finish your drink.
**[09:34] Akutsu**
I'll walk you home.
**[09:44] Lily**
I'm...
**[09:46] Akutsu**
Say what?
**[09:47] Akutsu**
I can't hear you.
**[09:53] Lily**
I'm staying over.
**[09:58] Akutsu**
Huh?!
**[09:59] Akutsu**
What are you talking about?!
**[10:01] Akutsu**
That's not okay!
**[10:03] Akutsu**
My place is small, unlike yours.
**[10:06] Akutsu**
I only have one bed.
**[10:10] Lily**
Don't get the wrong idea, you pervert!
**[10:13] Lily**
I'm simply being cautious in case
they've set up a trap at home!
**[10:17] Lily**
Angels can be persistent!
**[10:19] Akutsu**
I don't have the wrong idea!
**[10:21] Akutsu**
Do you even have any idea what you're saying?!
**[10:23] Lily**
Silence!
**[10:25] Lily**
It's a done deal!
***SIGN*** Wha?
**[10:28] Lily**
And *I'm* taking the bed!
**[10:31] Akutsu**
That's not a done deal!
**[10:33] Akutsu**
Also, are you telling me
to sleep on the floor?!
**[10:35] Lily**
It'll be all right!
**[10:37] Lily**
I shall give you this duvet cover.
**[10:41] Akutsu**
You...
**[10:42] Lily**
Now that that's settled,
it's time to go shopping.
**[10:46] Lily**
Liliya! Liliya!
**[10:48] Liliya**
Yes?
**[10:49] Akutsu**
Hey, hold up!
**[10:50] Lily**
Go buy a change of clothes.
**[10:52] Lily**
Pajamas, too.
**[10:53] Lily**
And a toothbrush.
**[10:55] Liliya**
Are there any shops open this late?
**[10:58] Lily**
It's fine.
**[10:59] Lily**
Go to **kyu.
***SIGN*** °°kyu
**[11:00] Liliya**
There aren't any.
**[11:01] Lily**
**lco, then.
***SIGN*** °°lco
**[11:02] Liliya**
There aren't any around here.
**[11:05] Lily**
I know!
***SIGN*** °°nki
**[11:07] Lily**
Go to **nki! **nki!
***SIGN*** °°nki
***SIGN*** Power Bargain
***SIGN*** Shampoo & Conditioner
***SIGN*** set
**[11:09] Lily**
Oh, you know the sleepover set?
**[11:11] Lily**
Buy that along with the usual
shampoo, conditioner, and lotion.
**[11:16] Lily**
Also, body soap and cleanser!
**[11:18] Akutsu**
This is a pain in the ass.
**[11:19] Lily**
My skin needs good care!
**[11:21] Liliya**
O-Okay.
**[11:22] Liliya**
I'll be going, then.
**[11:29] Liliya**
Lily-sama, sleep well.
**[11:33] Lily**
Y-Yeah.
**[11:34] Liliya**
Akutsu-dono, as per our agreement earlier...
**[11:38] Liliya**
Take care of Lily-sama.
**[11:39] Akutsu**
Er, right.
**[11:41] Liliya**
Now, then, if you'll excuse me...
**[11:54] Akutsu**
So, er, well...
**[11:55] Akutsu**
We have school tomorrow,
so let's get ready to sleep.
**[11:57] Lily**
You don't need to tell me.
**[11:59] Lily**
I'll be occupying the bath for a moment.
**[12:03] Lily**
Don't you dare come in!
**[12:07] Akutsu**
Obviously!
**[12:15] Akutsu**
I guess I should at least report in.
**[12:20] Liz**
As the leader of the demons,
I have a duty to protect our future.
**[12:23] Liz**
I need to take my work very seriously.
**[12:26] Liz**
Yes! This is awesome!
***SIGN*** Out-of-Office List
***SIGN*** Out-of-Office List
**[12:28] Liz**
These work clothes are fantastic!
**[12:32] Akutsu**
The boss isn't answering.
**[15:16] Lily**
Say, Akutsu...
**[15:19] Lily**
When Nii-sama had me on the ground,
my mind was overtaken with fear.
**[15:29] Lily**
Even though I knew he wouldn't hurt me,
**[15:33] Lily**
the thought that Nee-sama
was waiting after him...
**[15:38] Lily**
made me tremble uncontrollably.
**[15:44] Lily**
That's when I wished for you to help me.
**[15:51] Lily**
In my heart.
**[15:53] Lily**
Strongly.
**[15:58] Lily**
And you appeared.
**[16:02] Lily**
And you stood up against Nii-sama.
**[16:07] Lily**
My one and only servant came to me.
**[16:11] Lily**
My only demon.
**[16:17] Lily**
That's all it was.
**[16:19] Lily**
So I wonder why...
**[16:22] Lily**
Why was I so happy that I was in tears?
**[16:30] Lily**
I'm such a coward. This is
the only way I can thank you.
**[16:34] Lily**
I'm sorry.
**[16:38] Lily**
But I really, really...
**[16:57] Lily**
appreciate you.
**[17:25] Dog Boxer**
I had fun.
**[17:27] Cat Boxer**
Yeah. So did I.
**[17:41] Lily**
Sheesh!
**[17:43] Lily**
You shouldn't have slept in!
We're barely going to make it!
**[17:45] Akutsu**
That's my fault?!
**[17:47] Akutsu**
You conked out right away, too!
**[17:51] Akutsu**
You better not have been up to
something last night.
**[17:54] Akutsu**
Like sneaking around the fridge out of hunger.
**[17:58] Lily**
I would never do such a thing!
**[18:05] Hirota**
Lily-chan!
**[18:07] Yuka**
Morning!
**[18:09] Lily**
Morning!
**[18:10] Taniya**
Morning, Akutsu-kun.
**[18:13] Akutsu**
Hey. Morning.
**[18:15] Hirota**
Lily-chan's walking from home with Akkun again!
**[18:19] Yuka**
Why are *you* getting jelly?
**[18:21] Hirota**
It's not like that!
**[18:24] Hirota**
Hey, look at you two
lovebirds in the morning!
**[18:27] Akutsu**
I just happened to run into her.
**[18:29] Hirota**
Just happened to, huh?
**[18:30] Yuka**
Let's go, Lily-chan.
**[18:33] Yuka**
Hold up, Kensaku!
**[18:35] Taniya**
Wait up, both of you.
**[18:37] Lily**
* These feelings that emerged*
* in my otherwise empty heart...*
**[18:42] Lily**
*They're treasures that I've never had before.*
**[18:46] Lily**
*When I first came to this world,*
**[18:49] Lily**
* I never would have thought I'd have*
* something to cherish so much.*
**[18:53] Lily**
*It's all thanks to you, Akutsu.*
**[18:59] Lily**
* I'll keep that thought to myself for now,*
* glad that I have such feelings.*
**[19:14] Lily**
*But...*
**[19:15] Lily**
*But if it isn't too much...*
**[19:18] Lily**
* I would be so happy if you had*
* the same feelings for me.*
**[19:25] Lily**
*Right?*
**[19:27] Lily**
*My kind, gentle, foolish demon.*
**[19:34] Lily**
Wait for me!
**[19:47] Zwei**
Nee-san?
**[19:49] Zwei**
Yeah.
**[19:50] Zwei**
About that issue with Lily...
**[19:52] Zwei**
There's no problem.
**[19:54] Zwei**
Yeah.
**[19:55] Zwei**
She was in tatters because of your baptism.
**[19:59] Zwei**
She's the same old wingless.
**[20:04] Zwei**
There's nothing to worry about.
**[20:06] Zwei**
Yeah.
**[20:07] Zwei**
Bye.
**[20:13] Zwei**
Now...
**[20:15] Zwei**
What's going to happen next?
**[21:50] Lily**
*Something's odd about this beat.*
**[22:09] Akutsu**
*I couldn't take my eyes off her sparkling hair.*
**[22:13] Akutsu**
*Her bored-looking ruby eyes.*
**[22:19] Akutsu**
* Her small, well-shaped nose.*
* Her cherry blossom-colored lips.*
**[22:24] Akutsu**
*That moment, I realized...*
**[22:44] Lily**
*Classes were finished, and so after school...*
***SIGN*** Akutsu
***SIGN*** I'm coming to your place to get it.
***SIGN*** Seriously?
***SIGN*** Just meet up at school
***SIGN*** I'm almost there
**[22:51] Lily**
Sheesh...
**[22:52] Lily**
How could I have forgotten my ribbon?
**[22:55] Lily**
What a chore.
**[22:58] Lily**
* I can't have him give it to me*
* in class, though.*
**[23:02] Lily**
*Everyone would get the wrong idea.*
**[23:08] Akutsu**
B-Boss!
**[23:09] Lily**
Akutsu's voice.
**[23:12] Lily**
What is he screaming for?
**[23:15] Lily**
Akutsu, I came to get my ribbon.
**[23:19] Liz**
Akutsu!
**[23:21] Liz**
Were you all right?
**[23:32] Akutsu**
*Our story...*
**[23:34] Lily**
*...would remain full of chaos.*