The Foolish Angel Dances with the Devil
Determined to protect his demon world from heavenly angels, demon Masatora Akutsu heads to earth in search of a charismatic human to rally his kin. Masquerading as a high schooler for his recruitment mission, he’s captivated by the lovely Lily Amane. But he’s in for a wild celestial surprise, because she’s his archnemesis—an angel—and she’s set on reforming his demonic ways!
- Season 1
- E1 - The Foolish Angel and the Demon
- E2 - The Even More Foolish Angel and Demon
- E3 - The Still Foolish Angel and Demon
- E4 - The Equally Foolish Angel and Demon
- E5 - The Excited Foolish Angel and Demon
- E6 - The Panicked Foolish Angel and Demon
- E7 - The Exposed Foolish Angel and Demon
- E8 - The Misunderstanding Foolish Angel and Demon
- E9 - The Happy Foolish Angel and Demon
- E10 - The False Foolish Angel and Demon
- E11 - The Foolish Angel and Demon Spread Their Wings
- E12 - The Foolish Angel and Demon to the End
Season 1
E1 - The Foolish Angel and the Demon
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[00:02] Akutsu
I couldn't take my eyes off her sparkling hair.
[00:08] Akutsu
Her bored-looking ruby eyes.
[00:12] Akutsu
Her small, well-shaped nose.
[00:14] Akutsu
Her cherry blossom-colored lips.
[00:19] Akutsu
That moment, I realized...
[00:23] Akutsu
This girl...
[02:03] Guy 1
I heard there's a new student
transferring in today.
[02:05] Guy 2
Wow, in May? That doesn't happen often.
[02:08] Girl 1
I wonder what he's like!
[02:09] Girl 1
I hope he's good-looking.
[02:10] Girl 2
Here we go again.
[02:12] Guy 1
I mean, come on...
[02:13] Teacher
You can come in when I call for you.
[02:15] Teacher
There's nothing to worry about.
[02:17] Teacher
I'm sure you'll fit in just fine.
[02:19] Akutsu
Thank you.
[02:21] Teacher
Yup.
[02:25] Teacher
All right, take your seats.
[02:27] Male Student
Okay.
[02:28] Teacher
As some of you may know,
I'm going to introduce a new student.
[02:33] Akutsu
Well, here we go.
[02:36] Teacher
All right, come in.
[02:39] Akutsu
Okay, here we go!
[02:41] Teacher
Akutsu Masatora-kun.
[02:43] Teacher
Sixteen years old.
[02:47] Teacher
When he was young,
he didn't like having a shaved head,
[02:50] Teacher
so he tried to use his dad's hair growth tonic,
but it was actually hair removal cream.
[02:55] Teacher
By the time he realized, it was too late.
[02:58] Teacher
I kind of know what it's like, too.
[03:01] Teacher
Well, Akutsu, say hi to everyone.
[03:04] Akutsu
Right.
[03:05] Akutsu
Nice to meet you all.
[03:07] Akutsu
I'm Akutsu Masatora.
[03:09] Akutsu
My hobby is exploring pharmacies.
[03:11] Akutsu
My favorite word is...
[03:13] Akutsu
follicles.
[03:16] Students
Please live!
[03:17] Akutsu
My life hasn't been very good so far.
[03:21] Akutsu
But I hope to make some good
memories with all of you here.
[03:29] Teacher
Let's all applaud him!
[03:33] Girl 1
Be strong!
[03:35] Guy 2
You got this!
[03:37] Akutsu
How can they not see through such a stupid lie?
[03:40] Akutsu
Humans are so simple!
[03:43] Teacher
There's something on your head.
[03:57] Teacher
Akutsu...
[03:58] Teacher
You've got a full head of hair.
[04:01] Teacher
Are you trying to insult me?
[04:04] Akutsu
It grew out just now!
[04:05] Akutsu
I shed all my old cells!
[04:08] Akutsu
Damn it!
[04:08] Akutsu
Why did have to grow out now?
[04:10] Akutsu
These freaking...
[04:12] Akutsu
follicles!
[04:15] Teacher
Akutsu, what do you think you're doing?!
[04:18] Akutsu
Don't stop me, Sensei!
[04:19] Akutsu
Pull out my hair and put it under!
[04:21] Akutsu
Pull out my hair and...
[04:23] Teacher
Well, there you have it.
[04:25] Teacher
You all be good to him, all right?
[04:27] All
Okay.
[04:29] Teacher
Your seat's over there.
[04:31] Akutsu
Okay.
[04:33] Akutsu
I did as I was told, but maybe
I should have been more careful.
[04:39] Akutsu
Eh, no one's suspicious of
who I might really be just yet.
[04:52] Akutsu
She's so cute.
[04:54] Akutsu
And pretty.
[04:58] Akutsu
I never thought a human girl
could be so pretty.
[05:05] Akutsu
What was that?!
[05:06] Akutsu
What is this bittersweet
emotion filling my chest?
[05:08] Teacher
Akutsu, what is wrong with you?!
[05:10] Akutsu
What's happening to my body?!
[05:13] Teacher
Akutsu! Akutsu!
[05:16] Teacher
Akutsu!
[05:20] Girl
Should we talk to him?
[05:21] Akutsu
What was that just now?
[05:24] Akutsu
I still feel lightheaded.
[05:26] Akutsu
She's so cute, though.
[05:29] Akutsu
So pure and lovely.
[05:30] Akutsu
So beautiful and perfect.
[05:32] Akutsu
My life would be so fulfilling if I had
someone like her as my girlfriend.
[05:39] Lily
It's really coming down all of a sudden.
[05:41] Lily
Wait, I'm not dressed yet!
[05:46] Akutsu
Yes!
[05:52] Lily
Akutsu-kun...
[05:55] Lily
I'm ready.
[05:57] Akutsu
Right!
[05:58] Akutsu
Maybe I should ask her for the thing*.
[06:01] Akutsu
Of course! What a good idea!
[06:04] Akutsu
I just need a way to bring it up.
[06:06] Akutsu
It'd probably creep her out*
if I asked her straight.
[06:09] Hirota
L-Lily-chan...
[06:12] Hirota
A pleasant breeze passes through
each day of this early spring.
[06:15] Hirota
How, may I ask, are you doing?
[06:17] Hirota
When I see you, yada yada yada...
[06:20] Hirota
So, with that, I must ask you to go out with me!
[06:23] Lily
I'm sorry.
[06:24] Hirota
So quick?!
[06:26] Hirota
At least give it some more thought!
[06:28] Lily
I don't want to leave you waiting.
[06:29] Hirota
I get that, but...
[06:30] Tanigawa
He's at it again.
[06:31] Tanigawa
Sorry he's so noisy, Akutsu-kun.
[06:34] Akutsu
No, I don't mind.
[06:36] Akutsu
Um...
[06:37] Tanigawa
Tanigawa Yuya.
[06:39] Tanigawa
Tanigawa is fine.
[06:40] Akutsu
Got it. Tanigawa.
[06:42] Akutsu
Nice to meet you.
[06:43] Tanigawa
Yeah.
[06:44] Tanigawa
Nice to meet you.
[06:45] Akutsu
So, who's he?
[06:47] Hirota
I'll try again later.
[06:49] Lily
Sure.
[06:50] Tanigawa
That's Hirota.
[06:51] Tanigawa
He's always been a horndog.
[06:54] Tanigawa
He goes around confessing
to any cute girl he sees.
[06:57] Tanigawa
Although it looks like he's
hooked on her right now.
[06:59] Akutsu
Huh.
[07:01] Hirota
Aw, man.
[07:03] Hirota
I got rejected again.
[07:05] Tanigawa
Hirota, I briefed Akutsu-kun
about you already.
[07:09] Hirota
Oh, thank you.
[07:10] Hirota
I'm Hirota Kensaku.
[07:12] Hirota
I've got lots to talk about,
so let's go out into the hallway.
[07:15] Akutsu
Right.
[07:16] Hirota
I was kinda shocked when you
made your introduction, though.
[07:19] Akutsu
That was kind of an accident.
[07:21] Akutsu
I mean, you know...
[07:23] Hirota
Anyway, we'll be good buddies.
[07:25] Hirota
Let me know if you have any questions.
[07:28] Akutsu
Who's she?
[07:31] Hirota
Amane Lily-chan?
[07:32] Hirota
She transferred in a little bit
before you did, Akkun.
[07:36] Akutsu
She's a half and a kikokushijo.
[07:40] Girl 1
Let's go to the music room.
[07:42] Lily
Okay.
[07:43] Lily
We have piano tests today, don't we?
[07:45] Akutsu
Huh.
[07:47] Akutsu
A half and a kikokushijo...
[07:49] Akutsu
What's that mean?
[07:50] Hirota
She's so short and adorable, but she's also
really smart and has a good personality.
SIGN Imagination
[07:57] Hirota
She's like, hmm...
[07:58] Hirota
An angel, I guess?
[07:59] Akutsu
Angel?!
[08:00] Hirota
What's wrong?
[08:01] Akutsu
No, it's nothing.
[08:03] Hirota
Anyway, if you're going for
Lily-chan, you'd better be ready.
[08:07] Akutsu
Ready?
[08:09] Hirota
I've already been rejected five times.
[08:13] (Flashback) Hirota
Please go out with me!
[08:15] (Flashback) Lily
I'm sorry.
[08:16] (Flashback) Hirota
We can start as friends!
[08:18] (Flashback) Lily
Sorry.
[08:19] (Flashback) Hirota
I'm begging you!
[08:20] Lily
Sorry.
[08:21] (Flashback) Hirota
Um...
[08:21] Lily
S.
[08:22] (Flashback) Hirota
One letter?!
[08:24] Tanigawa
You never learn, do you?
[08:26] Hirota
I thought today was the day!
[08:29] Hirota
Lily-chan!
[08:31] Hirota
All right, I'm gonna go confess one more time!
[08:34] Tanigawa
Chill! She just turned you down!
[08:37] Hirota
I have no such recollection!
[08:38] Tanigawa
You should give up for the day!
[08:40] Hirota
Let me go!
[08:41] Hirota
No one can stop my libido!
[08:44] Tanigawa
Libido?!
[08:44] Akutsu
To think she can entrance humans so...
[08:45] Hirota
Passion, then, I guess?
[08:47] Tanigawa
I'm pretty sure that's not quite it.
[08:47] Akutsu
I was right in my evaluation of her.
[08:51] Akutsu
Amane Lily...
[08:55] Akutsu
Now, how do I get close to her?
[08:58] Akutsu
I should head home and strategize.
[09:01] Akutsu
I'm sorry!
[09:03] Akutsu
Wait, Amane?
[09:05] Lily
Huh?
[09:06] Lily
Akutsu-kun?
[09:07] Akutsu
You popped out of nowhere. That scared me.
[09:10] Akutsu
What were you doing in there?
[09:12] Lily
I-I got a bit lost.
[09:16] Akutsu
Wait, this might be an opportunity.
[09:21] Lily
H-Hey...
[09:23] Akutsu
What am I supposed to say?
[09:26] Akutsu
What's a good line?
[09:28] Akutsu
A-Akutsu's the name.
[09:30] Akutsu
Nice to meet ya.
[09:31] Akutsu
What was that?!
[09:34] Lily
I know.
[09:36] Lily
You're funny, Akutsu-kun.
[09:38] Lily
I haven't introduced myself yet.
[09:40] Lily
I'm Amane Lily.
[09:42] Lily
Nice to meet you.
[09:44] Akutsu
Nice to meet you.
[09:47] Akutsu
What happened to your sleeve?
[09:49] Lily
Oh, this is...
[09:51] Akutsu
Is it from when I bumped into you?
[09:53] Lily
N-No, that wasn't...
[09:54] Akutsu
Sorry! Is there any way
I can make it up to you?
[09:56] Lily
N-Never mind that.
[09:59] Lily
There must have been a reason
we bumped into each other.
[10:02] Lily
Why don't we go have tea
or something to commemorate?
[10:06] Akutsu
Yes!
[10:06] Akutsu
Y-Yes, if you wish.
[10:09] Lily
Say what?
[10:12] Akutsu
You, too?
[10:13] Lily
Yeah.
[10:14] Lily
My parents live overseas.
[10:16] Lily
It must be rough living
on your own as a guy, though.
[10:20] Akutsu
It's not that bad.
[10:22] Lily
Are you sure?
[10:23] Akutsu
I'm sure!
[10:24] Lily
Are you doing your chores?
[10:26] Akutsu
I do the cleaning and everything.
[10:27] Lily
You might have to prove that to me sometime.
[10:47] Passerby
Are they all right?
[10:49] Passerby
What happened?
[10:50] Passerby
Are they safe?
[10:51] Passerby
What was that?
[11:00] Lily
Akutsu-kun?!
[11:02] Akutsu
S-Sorry I grabbed you like that.
[11:05] Lily
D-Don't worry about that!
[11:07] Lily
Are you all right?
[11:08] Akutsu
My body aches a little.
[11:11] Lily
What do you mean a little?!
[11:14] Lily
Akutsu-kun?
[11:16] Akutsu
Shoot!
[11:19] Passerby
Hey, call an ambulance!
[11:20] Passerby
Someone, come help!
[11:21] Lily
Can you move?
[11:22] Akutsu
Y-Yeah.
[11:23] Passerby
Where's the ambulance?
[11:24] Lily
This way.
[11:26] Akutsu
Hey!
[11:27] Passerby
Somebody!
[11:27] Passerby
Stay calm!
[11:32] Lily
Here.
[11:33] Akutsu
Right.
[11:34] Akutsu
Thanks.
[11:37] Lily
Are you sure you're all right?
[11:39] Lily
You really don't need to go to the hospital?
[11:41] Akutsu
I'm fine.
[11:42] Akutsu
The pain's gone now.
[11:44] Lily
Yeah?
[11:45] Lily
Thanks... for saving me.
[11:49] Akutsu
Well.
[11:51] Akutsu
Of course.
[11:53] Lily
Sorry.
[11:54] Akutsu
It's nothing to apologize for.
[11:57] Lily
Hey, can I ask you something?
[12:01] Lily
What are you?
[12:07] Akutsu
Shoot.
[12:08] Lily
You were fine when you got hit by that truck.
[12:11] Lily
And your ears...
[12:12] Lily
This is a weird question, but...
[12:15] Lily
I'm just wondering if,
by any chance, you might be...
[12:20] Lily
not human?
[12:25] Akutsu
Shit!
[12:26] Akutsu
What a failure!
[12:28] Akutsu
How could I blow my cover so early?!
[12:31] Akutsu
No, I need to keep up the lie.
[12:35] Akutsu
Eh?
[12:36] Akutsu
She isn't reacting too negatively.
[12:38] Akutsu
Is she into occult stuff?
[12:40] Akutsu
All right, let's take a chance!
[12:45] Akutsu
Please don't tell anyone.
[12:47] Akutsu
You're right. I'm not human.
[12:50] Akutsu
I'm...
[12:52] Akutsu
I'm...
[12:59] Akutsu
Actually..
[13:02] Akutsu
A demon.
[13:04] Lily
A demon?
[13:06] Akutsu
Yeah.
[13:07] Akutsu
I came to the human realm on business.
[13:10] Lily
Business?
[13:13] Akutsu
Our world, Hell, is in danger.
[13:19] Akutsu
We're in a power struggle with the angels.
[13:23] Akutsu
Soon enough, Hell could be destroyed.
[13:27] Akutsu
And yet, my compatriots are all slacking off.
[13:32] Akutsu
And so my superior wants to
appoint a charismatic leader
[13:37] Akutsu
to motivate the people of Hell.
[13:40] Akutsu
I've been tasked with finding that person.
[13:44] Lily
And you've found that person?
[13:46] Akutsu
No. I've only just started searching.
[13:49] Akutsu
And I'm wondering if you, Amane,
would be willing to help us.
[13:56] Lily
But...
[13:58] Lily
This is all so sudden.
[14:00] Akutsu
I won't force you to join us.
[14:03] Akutsu
If you could just come to Hell once in a while
[14:06] Akutsu
to boost our morale,
until we find the right person...
[14:10] Akutsu
Please!
[14:14] Lily
So...
[14:16] Lily
I'm a bit shocked to learn demons are real.
[14:21] Lily
You're really not what I expected.
[14:24] Lily
You protected me from the truck.
[14:27] Lily
You're not pushy.
[14:29] Lily
And you're pretty kind.
[14:31] Akutsu
Th-That wasn't really...
[14:35] Lily
Now you're getting shy. So weird.
[14:40] Lily
Are you sure I'm what you want?
[14:42] Lily
I don't have anything special going for me.
[14:45] Lily
I'm not sure I can even be helpful to you.
[14:48] Akutsu
Th-That's not true!
[14:50] Akutsu
I need you to be the one.
[14:52] Akutsu
It has to be someone cute
who everyone will like.
[14:56] Lily
Is it really all right, though?
[14:59] Lily
Are people on the other side
not going to be fearful of me or hate me?
[15:06] Akutsu
I really think you'll be fine.
[15:08] Lily
Are you sure?
[15:17] Akutsu
Wh-What's going on?!
[15:24] Lily
You thought you could seduce me?
[15:26] Lily
What a foolish demon you are.
[15:30] Akutsu
Who are you?
[15:32] Lily
Me?
[15:33] Lily
I suppose you could call me...
[15:44] Lily
A servant of Heaven, perhaps?
[15:52] Akutsu
An angel?!
[15:54] Lily
I enjoy your reaction.
[15:56] Lily
To think you'd invite me to the demons'
realm without realizing I'm an enemy...
[16:00] Lily
What a embarrassment!
[16:02] Akutsu
D-Darn you...
[16:03] Lily
Don't bother trying.
[16:06] Lily
I manifested that chain myself.
[16:10] Lily
As you can see, I have full control
over its strength and length.
[16:14] Lily
Even its color.
[16:15] Lily
Not many angels are as talented as I.
[16:19] Lily
But why must you make me fight two in one day?
[16:21] Lily
What if working so hard kills me?
[16:23] Lily
I ought to poke your eyes out.
[16:25] Akutsu
Stop!
[16:27] Akutsu
Two?
[16:28] Lily
This isn't from when I bumped into you.
[16:34] Lily
I was taking down another before I met you.
[16:40] Lily
I'd let my guard down,
thinking it was a mere beast-type.
[16:44] Lily
I lost my temper, and...
[16:49] (Flashback) Akutsu
I'm sorry!
[16:51] (Flashback) Akutsu
Wait, Amane?
[16:53] (Flashback) Lily
Huh?
[16:54] (Flashback) Lily
Akutsu-kun?
[16:56] (Flashback) Akutsu
You popped out of nowhere. That scared me.
[16:58] (Flashback) Akutsu
What were you doing in there?
[17:04] Lily
I humiliated him plenty
before I exorcised him slowly.
[17:09] Lily
Now, how shall I exorcise you?
[17:14] Akutsu
I can't get upset about
being erased by the enemy.
[17:17] Akutsu
I have the same intention as well, after all.
[17:20] Lily
Indeed, indeed.
[17:22] Akutsu
But...
[17:24] Akutsu
You humiliated one of mine!
[17:27] Akutsu
Your kind always do this!
[17:29] Akutsu
It's time you learned your place,
you wretched angel!
[17:36] Akutsu
You'd best not underestimate demonkind!
[17:42] Lily
Oh, I'm scared.
[17:45] Lily
I never expected to meet a demon
that could break through my chain barrier.
[17:50] Lily
I'm impressed.
[17:52] Akutsu
Shut it!
[18:05] Akutsu
Shit!
[18:12] Akutsu
She's...
[18:16] Akutsu
strong.
[18:21] Lily
You seem to be a cut above the typical demon.
[18:24] Lily
It's almost a shame that I have to erase you.
[18:27] Akutsu
This is bad.
[18:28] Akutsu
This is bad, bad, bad, bad!
[18:30] Akutsu
She's going to erase me!
[18:31] Lily
I know.
[18:32] Lily
How about this?
[18:36] Lily
I could erase you right now.
[18:39] Lily
But if you tell me
about Hell's plans, I'll let you go.
[18:44] Akutsu
Why would I ever believe you?
[18:47] Lily
Really?
[18:49] Lily
In that case...
[18:52] Akutsu
I...
[18:53] Akutsu
I still...
[18:54] Akutsu
I haven't accomplished anything on this side!
[19:06] Akutsu
What did you just do to me?
[19:07] Lily
I called it off.
[19:09] Lily
I changed my mind.
[19:10] Lily
I won't erase you.
[19:12] Akutsu
What?
[19:13] Lily
I said I'm not exorcising you.
[19:16] Akutsu
For real?
[19:17] Akutsu
You're sparing me?
[19:19] Lily
Tut tut.
[19:20] Lily
That's not it.
[19:22] Lily
I'm going to take you under my supervision
[19:24] Lily
and have you help me with my work.
[19:27] Akutsu
What? Work?
[19:29] Akutsu
What are you talking about?
[19:29] Lily
Accept now, and you'll even get
a special Amane-branded collar.
[19:33] Akutsu
Don't want one!
[19:34] Akutsu
Why do I have to help out my enemy, anyway?
[19:37] Lily
Because...
[19:39] Lily
I want to be with you, Akutsu-kun.
[19:43] Akutsu
Are you messing with me?!
[19:45] Lily
Jokes aside, you would be
helping me with my goals.
[19:50] Lily
I can't give you all the details,
but if you agree, I will free you.
[19:55] Lily
Alive, of course.
[19:57] Akutsu
I don't trust you.
[19:59] Lily
But we fundamentally do not lie.
[20:02] Lily
Whether you believe me is up to you.
[20:05] Akutsu
And yet, she puts on a good-girl act.
[20:06] Lily
What's your choice?
[20:08] Lily
Would you rather stay there forever?
[20:10] Lily
And would you like to be
discovered by passersby,
SIGN #Share
[20:13] Lily
and be known all over social media
as the solo S&M boy?
[20:16] Lily
Well? Well?
[20:17] Akutsu
I definitely can't trust her to free me.
[20:18] Lily
Is that what you want?
[20:19] Lily
It's the ultimate dilemma!
[20:21] Akutsu
But I don't have another choice.
[20:21] Lily
I can't wait to see you make your choice!
[20:23] Akutsu
Is it my priority to overcome this situation?
[20:26] Akutsu
All right.
[20:27] Akutsu
I'll cooperate.
[20:29] Lily
Very well, very well.
[20:31] Lily
You're quick to understand.
[20:33] Akutsu
Hurry up and unchain me.
[20:36] Akutsu
I mean, unchain me, please.
[20:38] Lily
Don't be in such a hurry.
[20:40] Lily
Before I do, you will put on this collar to
prove your servitude to me.
SIGN Hot out
of the
oven
[20:44] Akutsu
That actually exists?
[20:47] Lily
Stop squirming, you!
[20:49] Lily
Hold still!
[20:54] Lily
You don't know when to give up.
[20:57] Akutsu
S-Spare me, please!
[20:59] Lily
Refused.
[21:00] Akutsu
Mercy!
[21:01] Lily
I have no such thing.
[21:02] Lily
I'm putting the collar on you.
[21:05] Lily
It's around your neck now.
[21:07] Akutsu
No! Please!
[21:10] Lily
I like the way you yelp.
[21:13] Lily
It makes this even better for me.
SIGN Please stand by
[21:17] Lily
The belt's passed through the loop.
[21:19] Lily
Almost there!
[21:21] Akutsu
Please! It hurts!
[21:22] Lily
Take it!
[21:24] Lily
The stick goes through this hole, and...
[21:27] Lily
It's a bit tight.
[21:32] Lily
Time to use some force.
[21:38] Akutsu
I'd made a terrible mistake.
[21:41] Akutsu
I thought my only error was
in attempting to hire the enemy.
[21:45] Akutsu
But what Amane did to my body
made me unable to return to Hell.
[22:03] Akutsu
I see no future for myself.
E2 - The Even More Foolish Angel and Demon
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[01:35] Akutsu
What are you trying to make me
do using this thing?
[01:38] Akutsu
Is there even a point to this?
[01:40] Lily
Of course there is.
[01:41] Lily
That's a necessity.
[01:44] Lily
Well, then, Akutsu...
[01:46] Lily
Now that you've become my servant...
[01:49] Lily
You're going to help me hunt demons.
[01:53] Akutsu
You're telling me to kill my own kind?
[01:56] Lily
Do you refuse?
[01:57] Akutsu
Of course I do!
[02:00] Lily
That's surprising.
[02:02] Lily
I didn't think demons had any sense of kinship.
[02:06] Akutsu
We demons have our own social norms!
[02:10] Akutsu
How could we betray people
who've had our backs?
[02:13] (Flashback) Grandma
I made too much kinpira.
[02:16] (Flashback) Akutsu
Thank you again.
[02:18] Lily
Ack, split ends.
[02:19] Akutsu
Look at me!
[02:21] Akutsu
I'll have no part of that kind of betrayal.
[02:23] Akutsu
Exorcise me if you have to!
[02:26] Akutsu
Huh?
[02:28] Akutsu
Damn it...
[02:30] Akutsu
Damn it!
[02:31] Akutsu
What?
[02:32] Lily
Oh, I forgot to tell you.
[02:35] Lily
I'm the only one who can remove that.
[02:38] Lily
It suppresses a demon's strength.
[02:41] Lily
It even acts as a beacon,
in case you try to escape.
[02:46] Akutsu
N-No...
[02:49] Lily
And with a touch of my power...
[02:56] Akutsu
My body's moving on its own!
[03:00] Lily
...I can punish you.
[03:03] Lily
The only problem is that
I don't know what'll happen.
[03:07] Lily
If you refuse to cooperate,
this is my only option.
[03:14] Lily
Well? Will you reconsider?
[03:17] Akutsu
Wh-Why would I ever...
[03:18] Akutsu
Shit!
[03:19] Akutsu
What's happening to me?
[03:21] Akutsu
Th-Tha...
[03:23] Akutsu
It's making me talk!
[03:26] Akutsu
Thank you for waiting, miss.
[03:29] Akutsu
I am at your disposal.
[03:32] Akutsu
Damn it!
[03:33] Akutsu
My body won't do as I say!
[03:35] Akutsu
Bow.
[03:36] Akutsu
Why the hell am I bowing?!
[03:38] Lily
Indeed. Let's see...
[03:40] Lily
I'm thirsty.
[03:43] Lily
What's up with the pose?
[03:49] Akutsu
Thank you for waiting.
[03:53] Akutsu
I brought a selection, ma'am.
[03:55] Akutsu
Stop being an errand boy, me!
[03:58] Lily
You aren't holding anything.
[04:00] Akutsu
My apologies.
[04:02] Akutsu
I didn't have a bag on me.
[04:06] Akutsu
These are the drinks you requested.
[04:10] Akutsu
I've warmed them up with my body heat.
[04:12] Akutsu
Why would I even do that?!
[04:18] Akutsu
It's lukewarm!
SIGN Made by Akutsu
[04:23] Lily
I'd hate not to do anything
in return after all this.
[04:25] Lily
Do you not have any requests?
SIGN She's rather humble
[04:29] Akutsu
Requests, you say?
[04:31] Akutsu
In that case, if I must say...
[04:33] Akutsu
Now what?
[04:35] Akutsu
My body is quite stiff as of late.
[04:38] Akutsu
Especially worrisome...
[04:40] Akutsu
Are my buttocks, which are in grave condition.
[04:43] Akutsu
It's my head that's in grave condition!
[04:46] Lily
Oh?
[04:47] Lily
You're asking me to massage your ass?
[04:49] Akutsu
No...
[04:51] Akutsu
A mere trampling with
your fine feet would suffice.
[05:00] Lily
You have strange taste,
[05:01] Lily
as one might expect of a demon.
[05:03] Lily
Very well.
[05:05] Lily
I shall give them...
[05:06] Akutsu
Stop it... Stop it...
[05:08] Lily
A good trampling.
[05:10] Akutsu
Please, no!
[05:11] Akutsu
My butt's gonna get torn apart!
[05:14] Lily
I-Is it all right?
[05:15] Lily
Is it really all right for me to do this?
[05:18] Lily
Am I about to make a huge mistake
that I can't take back?
[05:24] Lily
No.
[05:25] Lily
It's a reward.
[05:27] Lily
It's his wish.
[05:28] Lily
It's just this once.
[05:29] Lily
It's not a big deal.
[05:31] Lily
Wait, hold on.
[05:32] Lily
Is it really going to end here?
[05:34] Lily
Yeah...
[05:36] Lily
It's just the tip.
[05:37] Lily
Just the tip of my shoe!
[05:39] Lily
I won't take it any further!
[05:44] Cop
Are those two children playing—
[05:47] Cop
—in public?! Lemme join!
[05:49] Akutsu
This is bad!
[05:50] Akutsu
She's so fast!
[05:53] Akutsu
I can move again!
[05:55] Cop
Hold it!
[05:57] Cop
Damn couples!
[06:03] Akutsu
We lost him.
[06:05] Lily
Yeah.
[06:06] Lily
Now, getting back to it...
[06:09] Lily
What do you say?
[06:10] Lily
Will you cooperate with my work?
[06:14] Lily
I see. You refuse.
[06:17] Lily
You'd be lucky to only to be
on your fours next time.
[06:20] Lily
You may not even be dressed next time.
[06:23] Akutsu
So just exorcise me!
[06:26] Lily
I won't do that.
[06:27] Lily
Not yet, at least.
[06:29] Akutsu
Why not?
[06:31] Lily
I have a goal.
[06:33] Lily
I can't tell you more.
[06:35] Lily
That said, I can't have you
getting too comfortable, either.
[06:42] Lily
Well, what's your answer?
[06:43] Lily
Will you do as I ask?
[06:46] Lily
Or would you rather commit social suicide?
[06:50] Akutsu
Such nasty words coming from such a cute face.
[06:53] Akutsu
Well, uh, well...
[06:55] Akutsu
How about I tell you if there are
any demons nearby?
[06:58] Akutsu
We can kinda tell when
any of our own are close.
[07:02] Lily
Very well, then.
[07:04] Lily
But if you ever fail to inform me...
[07:06] Akutsu
I get it! I get it!
[07:08] Lily
Well, it's settled!
[07:10] Akutsu
I'm sorry, fellow demons...
[07:12] Akutsu
Please don't come to the human realm anymore.
[07:14] Lily
Akutsu Masatora.
[07:16] Lily
You are henceforth my servant.
[07:19] Lily
Not without recompense, however.
[07:21] Lily
I shall reform you into an honest, true,
righteous man while you serve me.
[07:27] Lily
That is what you get out of this.
[07:29] Lily
Your reward.
[07:30] Akutsu
That's a reward?
[07:32] Lily
What? Do you have a problem?
[07:34] Akutsu
It's not that motivating.
[07:37] Lily
I suppose that's true.
[07:39] Lily
Motivation...
[07:41] Lily
For a man coming of age...
[07:43] Lily
How about this, then?
[07:46] Lily
For every ten jobs well done,
I shall give you one hug.
[07:51] Lily
Want to give it a try?
[07:55] Akutsu
How could you?!
[07:56] Lily
I'm kidding!
[07:58] Lily
Why would you take that seriously? You pervert.
[08:01] Lily
Anyway, we can think about your reward later.
[08:04] Cop
I found you.
[08:06] Cop
You public ing couple!
[08:09] Cop
Come with me, and do not resist!
[08:11] Lily
Let's scram.
[08:14] Akutsu
Hey, wait!
[08:16] Cop
Hold it!
[08:17] Lily
Stupid! At least be a proper decoy!
[08:19] Akutsu
I don't remember that being
the way you talk! Amane-san!
[08:27] Akutsu
I'm beat.
[08:29] Akutsu
That was a horrible first day.
[08:31] Akutsu
Damn angel.
[08:32] Akutsu
If it weren't for this thing... This collar.
[08:36] Akutsu
Huh?
[08:37] Akutsu
The collar's gone.
[08:40] Akutsu
What's going on here?
[08:41] Akutsu
Did it fall off?
[08:42] Akutsu
No, that's impossible.
[08:46] Lily
Hey, yo, Akutsu!
[08:47] Lily
The name's Lily Amane!
SIGN Hey, yo, Akutsu!
The name's Lily Amane!
[08:48] Lily
My lyrics ring through my loud soul, yo!
SIGN My lyrics ring through my loud soul, yo!
Anyone bald is part of my posse!
[08:50] Lily
Anyone bald is part of my posse!
SIGN It's time to get going already!
Your collar's gone but it's part of your body!
SIGN My thoughts are with you, baby!
[08:52] Lily
It's time to get going already!
[08:53] Lily
Your collar's gone but it's part of your body!
[08:55] Akutsu
Annoying...
[08:55] Lily
My thoughts are with you, baby!
[08:56] Akutsu
And how does she even know my address?
[08:57] Lily
It's a permanent tattoo, your death penalty!
[08:59] Lily
I snuck a look.
SIGN I snuck a look.
Took a picture.
[09:00] Lily
Took a picture.
[09:00] Lily
So now you know.
SIGN So now you know.
Use this for emergencies.
[09:01] Lily
Use this for emergencies.
[09:03] Akutsu
She read my mind?!
[09:05] Akutsu
I hate this!
[09:07] Akutsu
Hang on...
[09:08] Akutsu
It's a permanent tattoo?
[09:10] Akutsu
I can't go to the pool, then!
[09:12] Akutsu
Come on! I was so hyped about going!
[09:15] Akutsu
And I wanted to check out
the super sento baths, too!
[09:18] Akutsu
Damn.
[09:20] Lily
Oh, Akutsu-kun, you...
[09:22] Lily
Begone.
SIGN Begone.
[09:23] Akutsu
I need to deal with her before she
causes damage to Hell.
[09:28] Lily
Yes.
[09:29] Lily
All I encountered today was
one beast-type demon.
[09:33] Lily
Yes, it's been exorcised.
[09:36] Lily
Yes.
[09:37] Lily
I'll continue to be vigilant.
[09:44] Lily
This town's only ever seen
small fry until now...
[09:47] Lily
And I've finally found a worthy one.
[09:49] Lily
I'm not exorcising him so quickly.
[09:52] Lily
They're going to see me
manipulate one of his power...
[09:55] Lily
The whole of Heaven will see me!
[10:00] Lily
And they'll regret the way they've treated me.
[10:04] Lily
To that end, I'll make sure...
[10:08] Akutsu
That she falls!
[10:08] Lily
That he falls!
[10:13] (Flashback) Akutsu
Pardon me.
[10:16] (Flashback) Liz
Well met.
[10:17] (Flashback) Liz
We don't have much time,
so let's get to business.
[10:21] (Flashback) Akutsu
Yes.
[10:22] (Flashback) Liz
Akutsu Masatora, I am transferring
you to the human realm.
[10:27] (Flashback) Akutsu
The human realm?
[10:30] (Flashback) Liz
As you're aware,
Hell is under attack from Heaven.
[10:35] (Flashback) Liz
Alas, rather than responding to the threat,
we are becoming even lazier.
[10:40] (Flashback) Liz
What a grievous situation.
[10:44] (Flashback) Akutsu
Uh-huh...
[10:45] (Flashback) Liz
That is why I want you to go to the human
realm and find someone charismatic.
[10:51] (Flashback) Liz
We'll venerate them to raise morale.
[10:54] (Flashback) Liz
What do you think?
[10:55] (Flashback) Akutsu
R-Right.
[10:57] (Flashback) Liz
Very well.
[10:57] (Flashback) Liz
Please have a look at this.
[11:00] (Flashback) Akutsu
A photo?
[11:02] (Flashback) Liz
These are photos uploaded
to the angels' social media.
[11:06] (Flashback) Akutsu
How could this be?!
[11:07] (Flashback) Liz
Indeed.
[11:08] (Flashback) Liz
The one on the right is an angel,
and on the left is a demon.
[11:12] (Flashback) Akutsu
This is awful!
[11:13] (Flashback) Liz
The angels all despise demons.
[11:17] (Flashback) Liz
And terrifyingly, they come to
hunt us down, as though it were a game.
[11:22] (Flashback) Liz
They forced this one to buy drinks,
[11:24] (Flashback) Liz
then rejected what he'd brought.
[11:26] (Flashback) Liz
They forced this one to reveal
his suspicious browser history!
[11:32] (Flashback) Akutsu
My heart aches!
[11:35] (Flashback) Liz
The angels have already sent many
of their henchmen into the human realm.
[11:39] (Flashback) Liz
They will surely be a formidable foe for you.
[11:42] (Flashback) Liz
However, if we yield now,
we will have no future!
[11:47] (Flashback) Liz
You are our hope... Hell's hope!
[11:52] (Flashback) Liz
Avoid being slain by the angels, and
offer yourself to the people of Hell!
[11:57] (Flashback) Liz
Now, stand, our young hero!
[12:03] (Flashback) Akutsu
Yes!
[12:05] (Flashback) Liz
Good.
[12:06] (Flashback) Liz
Now, receive my gift.
[12:12] (Flashback) Akutsu
What is this?
[12:13] (Flashback) Liz
A prosthetic scalp.
[12:14] (Flashback) Liz
Wear it to win the humans'
sympathy and trust.
[12:21] Akutsu
Those were my instructions...
[12:23] Akutsu
And I messed up.
[12:27] Akutsu
Was there even a point to that?
[12:31] Akutsu
I feel defeated every time
I look in the mirror.
[12:33] Akutsu
I just need to hold on a bit longer.
[12:36] Akutsu
Once I take her down, it's over.
SIGN Lovey-dovey Married Couple
[12:38] Woman
How we got close?
[12:40] MC
Yes. Tell us how you asked him out!
[12:42] Woman
Oh, please, that's embarrassing!
[12:45] Woman
Well, the first time...
[12:47] Akutsu
Th-That's it!
[12:50] Hirota
Hey!
[12:52] Taniya
Morning.
[12:53] Hirota
What the?
[12:55] Hirota
That was a strong wind.
[12:56] Hirota
Indoors, too.
[13:00] Taniya
Look!
SIGN Breezy
[13:04] Akutsu
Yo. Morning.
[13:05] Hirota; Taniya
Who?!
SIGN Who?!
[13:07] Hirota
A-Akkun?
[13:09] Akutsu
That's right.
[13:10] Taniya
You seem kinda different.
[13:12] Akutsu
Nah.
[13:13] Akutsu
I just changed up my drip.
[13:18] Hirota; Taniya
That's such a lie!
[13:20] Hirota
Your jaw's pointier than yesterday.
[13:22] Hirota
It's kinda creepy.
[13:25] Akutsu
Yeah?
[13:27] Lily
Morning.
[13:28] Hirota
Lily-chan!
[13:30] Hirota
Akkun's just...
[13:32] Taniya
Huh?
[13:33] Taniya
Amane-san, you look different from usual.
[13:37] Lily
Do I?
[13:39] Akutsu
Here she is.
[13:41] Akutsu
I got the idea for this plan
from the TV show last night.
SIGN Lovey-dovey Married Couple
[13:45] Woman
He was so good-looking!
[13:47] Woman
It was love at first sight.
[13:49] Woman
I asked him to take me.
[13:52] MC
That's quite bold.
[13:54] MC
What did your husband think of that?
SIGN Raise Your Value
SIGN Upgrade yourself!
SIGN Next Trends
[13:58] Akutsu
I spent all night studying,
and now I'm all set.
[14:02] Akutsu
I'm going to make this work.
[14:04] Akutsu
I'll make her fall for me, and...
[14:07] Lily
Are you going to take me?
[14:09] Akutsu
Be ready to use those words, Amane Lily!
[14:12] Akutsu
Morning, Amane!
SIGN Hi-ho
[14:17] Lily
Morning.
[14:19] Akutsu
M-Morning.
[14:24] Lily
He's flustered by my plan!
[14:27] Lily
My plan, indeed, from the TV show yada yada yada!
SIGN Lovey-dovey Married Couple
[14:31] Man
I mean, I was a bit of
a delinquent at the time.
[14:34] Man
But I couldn't say no to that, and I was
head-over-heels for her anyway...
[14:38] Man
So I figured I'd take
my life a bit more seriously.
[14:41] Lily
I spent all night studying.
[14:43] Lily
I'm all set!
[14:45] Lily
I did plenty of research on hairstyles.
[14:49] Lily
I shall make him fall in love with me,
and I will reform him!
[14:54] Akutsu
I'm not blushing or anything.
[14:57] Akutsu
My neck just hurts.
[14:59] Lily
Why is he so shiny?!
SIGN Whoaaaaaa
[15:03] Lily
How did he become so dazzling?
[15:07] Lily
No...
[15:08] Akutsu
Why is she so squishy?
[15:10] Akutsu
Hang on...
[15:11] Akutsu
Did she watch the TV show last night, too?
[15:13] Akutsu
And she got the same idea?!
[15:13] Lily
And he got the same idea?!
SIGN Got
the
same
idea!!
[15:19] Taniya
Do you see something weird?
[15:20] Hirota
I do.
[15:31] Math teacher
And so this value is...
[15:33] Math teacher
And then factor this, and...
[15:39] Akutsu
Whoops.
[15:44] Lily
Here.
[15:45] Akutsu
Thanks.
[15:52] Lily
I touched his hand.
[15:57] Ref
Box!
[16:02] Announcer
And so begins the fight of the century
for the junior one-nyan class throne.
SIGN Futakotamagawa
[16:08] Announcer
Amane closes in just as the gong goes off.
[16:11] Announcer
Akutsu, caught off-guard,
fends Amane off with a jab!
[16:14] Announcer
Alas, Amane saw it coming,
and hits him with a body blow!
[16:21] Announcer
It hits hard! We get a glimpse
of the mouthguard!
[16:27] Akutsu
I let my guard down.
[16:29] Akutsu
She's gotten ahead of me.
[16:31] Akutsu
I need to retaliate!
[16:34] Lily
It worked.
[16:35] Lily
You're 12,000 years too early
to try challenging me.
[16:41] Akutsu
There's something in your hair.
[16:45] Announcer
Akutsu is keeling forward!
[16:48] Announcer
But without offering a moment's respite,
[16:50] Announcer
Amane throws a right hook,
going for the knockout!
[16:54] Akutsu
Not so fast!
[16:56] Announcer
Body!
[16:57] Announcer
Akutsu dodges it in the nick of time!
[17:00] Announcer
He returns the favor with a punch to the pit!
[17:08] Lily
How dare you defy an angel!
[17:14] Lily
You'll pay!
[17:15] Lily
You'll pay, Akutsu!
[17:17] Narrator
And so the cold war intensified.
[17:23] Lily
I know, it's so funny.
[17:25] Girl
Right, Lily-chan?
[17:27] Sensei
Amane.
[17:28] Lily
Yes?
[17:29] Sensei
You're on day duty today, aren't you?
[17:31] Sensei
Take this to the staff office for me.
[17:34] Sensei
Ask a guy to help you out if it's too heavy.
[17:37] Lily
Okay.
[17:39] Lily
Damn it, ungrateful humans...
[17:42] Lily
I know!
[17:43] Akutsu
Akutsu-kun, Akutsu-kun...
[17:47] Lily
I got asked to take this, but it's so heavy.
[17:50] Lily
Help me?
SIGN Squeeze
[17:53] Lily
Squeeze.
[17:53] Akutsu
Squeeze!
[17:54] Akutsu
The sleeve tug?!
[17:57] Announcer
Look at that!
[17:58] Announcer
Amane retaliates relentlessly
over Akutsu's guard!
[18:03] Announcer
The pressure!
[18:04] Announcer
Akutsu is slowly getting pushed back!
[18:07] Akutsu
Left uppercut!
[18:08] Akutsu
I can hold this!
[18:12] Announcer
A quick feigned uppercut!
[18:15] Announcer
A straight punch lands right in his face!
[18:21] Hirota
Lucky.
[18:23] Hirota
Whoa!
[18:23] Taniya
What's wrong?
[18:25] Akutsu
Impressive, Amane.
[18:27] Akutsu
You go straight for a man's weak point.
[18:31] Akutsu
I know!
[18:32] Akutsu
Yeah, I got you.
[18:34] Akutsu
It's a bit heavy for a girl, huh?
[18:37] Lily
He held firm.
[18:45] Akutsu
Well, let's go.
[18:49] Akutsu
Schwing!
[18:51] Lily
Tendons!
[18:52] Lily
And veins!
[18:54] Announcer
That's gotta hurt!
[18:56] Announcer
Akutsu is losing his balance,
but the storm of punches isn't over yet!
[19:03] Announcer
A short uppercut breaks the guard!
[19:08] Announcer
Bam!
[19:09] Announcer
Amane also loses balance!
[19:13] Akutsu
Well, let's go.
[19:18] Lily
Shoot!
[19:19] Lily
I never expected such a response.
[19:22] Lily
I'm rather impressed.
[19:24] Lily
But...
[19:24] Akutsu
I'll make sure you know it's not so easy.
[19:28] Akutsu; Lily
I will be victorious!
[19:32] Lily
Fluff.
[19:33] Akutsu
It's so hot.
[19:35] Taniya
Is it?
[19:36] Lily
Another hot day...
[19:37] Akutsu
How shameful!
[19:38] Akutsu
I'll get that for you.
[19:52] Lily (cat)
This is getting nowhere.
[19:54] Lily (cat)
But he's barely standing.
[19:58] Lily (cat)
It ends now...
[20:00] Lily (cat)
With my next blow!
[20:04] Sensei
All right, let's have you write
the answer to this one.
[20:07] Sensei
How about Amane,
who's exhausted for some reason?
[20:10] Lily
Okay.
[20:11] Lily
I'm taking him down with the next blow.
[20:13] Lily
I'm taking him down with the next blow.
[20:14] Lily
I'm taking him down with the next blow.
[20:16] Lily
Take him down, take him down, take him down...
SIGN Worshiped 12 Olympian gods, with (1) Zeus
as the king.
SIGN A polytheistic faith that believed gods to have human form
and emotions.
SIGN (2) Thales
SIGN held that (3) water was the basis of all things
SIGN Types of Pillars
SIGN (4) Doric
SIGN (5) Ionic
SIGN (6) Corinthian
SIGN The temple to Athena,
(7) Parthenon of Athens is a
(8) Doric temple.
[20:18] Lily
with the next, with the next, with the next...
[20:20] Sensei
Good. Well done.
[20:22] Lily
I'm taking him down with the next blow.
[20:24] Lily
I'm taking him down with the next blow.
[20:27] Lily
I'm taking him down with the next blow!
[20:38] Lily
Take this! My suicide attack!
[20:41] Lily
You must not have expected that!
[20:46] Announcer
Amane's uppercut takes Akutsu by surprise!
[20:48] Announcer
His jaw rattles!
[20:51] Akutsu
Ama—
[20:53] Lily
And now, I look up at him teary-eyed
and whisper with a sweet voice.
[20:57] Lily
S-Sorry...
[20:59] Announcer
Wh-What's this?!
[21:01] Announcer
Amane rocks left and right, faster and faster.
[21:04] Announcer
Is this it?
[21:04] Announcer
Is it the Dempsey Roll?!
[21:07] Announcer
The figure eight of Amane's body
is Heaven's road to a KO!
[21:14] Lily
Victory is mine!
[21:16] Lily
A-Akutsu-kun...
[21:19] Akutsu
Shoot!
[21:21] Akutsu
Damn it!
[21:32] Sensei
What are you two doing,
getting flirty during class?
[21:42] Lily
I suppose...
[21:44] Akutsu
For today...
[21:46] Lily; Akutsu
I'll let you off the hook!
SIGN A few days later
SIGN Comics
Consoles
Crane catchers
Right at the top
of the elevator
[21:52] Lily
He's late.
[21:54] Lily
Akutsu has some nerve, making me wait.
[22:00] Lily
You're late!
[22:01] Lily
You were supposed to be here five
minutes before the scheduled time!
[22:08] Lily
What?
E3 - The Still Foolish Angel and Demon
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[01:30] Lily
He's late.
[01:32] Lily
Akutsu has some nerve, making me wait.
[01:39] Lily
You're late!
[01:40] Lily
You were supposed to be here five
minutes before the scheduled time!
[01:43] Guy 1
Sorry.
[01:44] Guy 2
We're bored over here.
[01:46] Guy 2
Wanna go hang?
[01:48] Lily
I-I'm waiting for someone.
[01:51] Guy 1; 2
So cute!
[01:52] Guy 1
Wanna go have some tea
until your friend gets here?
[01:55] Guy 2
We know this area really well.
[01:57] Lily
Shoot, I encouraged them.
[02:00] Akutsu
Cut it out, guys.
[02:03] Akutsu
You've made her uncomfortable.
[02:06] Akutsu
Ask her out so forcefully, and she'll break.
[02:10] Akutsu
A girl is like a microscope slide.
[02:15] Guy 2
It's a cool bro!
[02:17] Guy 1
I have no idea what
he's talking about, though!
[02:21] Akutsu
Sorry to keep you waiting.
[02:23] Akutsu
It's in a hero's nature to arrive late.
[02:26] Lily
Enough of that!
[02:28] Guy 1; 2
She's kinda scary!
[02:31] Akutsu
That hurt.
[02:33] Akutsu
Come on, I helped you out.
[02:35] Lily
Shut it.
[02:37] Akutsu
That green elephant was crying.
[02:39] Akutsu
Poor thing.
[02:41] Akutsu
You squashed it, like, this small.
[02:44] Lily
Want me to do the same thing to you?
[02:47] Akutsu
Huh?
[02:50] Lily
Wh-What?
[02:53] Akutsu
You came quite prepared.
[02:55] Akutsu
Your outfit and stuff.
[02:57] Lily
I-I don't go out with people very often.
[03:00] Lily
I didn't know how far to take it.
SIGN Staaare
[03:06] Lily
S-Stop staring like that.
[03:12] Lily
You pervert.
[03:15] Akutsu
No, I was just surprised!
[03:17] Akutsu
You're just so fluffy, I thought
you might be like last time...
SIGN It's too heavy! I can't carry it!
[03:21] Lily
It's too heavy! I can't carry it!
[03:25] Akutsu
You were pretty fluffy
that time, too, but now...
[03:29] Lily
I won't hear any more of it.
[03:32] Lily
If you bring that up again...
[03:36] Lily
On your way to school, during class,
during break time, and...
[03:42] Akutsu
And?
[03:44] Lily
at the monthly school assembly, you'll feel
the wrath of the collar on your neck!
SIGN Hahahaha
SIGN Hahahaha
[03:49] Lily
We might get to see an erotic love scene
between you and our homeroom teacher
SIGN Hahahaha
SIGN Hahahaha
[03:53] Lily
first thing in the morning!
SIGN Hahahaha
[03:56] Akutsu
Sensei...
[03:57] Sensei
No!
[03:58] Sensei
People are watching!
[04:00] Akutsu
I-I'm sorry.
[04:02] Lily
Now, then, shall we get going?
[04:05] Lily
It's time to hunt demons.
[04:07] Akutsu
Right.
[04:09] Lily
Let's see how many I can hunt down!
[04:13] Akutsu
In other words, she's going to
exorcise my compatriots.
[04:18] Akutsu
Cooperating with her
is a serious act of treason.
[04:21] Akutsu
I'll be in deep trouble if I'm caught.
[04:24] Akutsu
But right now, I have no ability to refuse.
[04:27] Akutsu
All I can do is hope we don't meet anyone.
[04:30] Akutsu
So, where are we going?
[04:34] Lily
Here.
[04:35] Akutsu
Stray dogs?
[04:36] Lily
There are a lot of reports lately of people
being attacked by stray dogs around here.
[04:41] Lily
And the victims are all women.
[04:44] Lily
Don't you think there's a good
chance a demon is to blame?
[04:48] Akutsu
I'm not so sure.
[04:49] Akutsu
Even if it's a demon, how do we find it?
[04:52] Lily
The city published a case map on the website.
SIGN Panda Coffee
SIGN Juumart
SIGN Post Office
SIGN Kids' Park
SIGN Tawson
SIGN Kitsune
Acupuncture
[04:56] Akutsu
I see.
[04:57] Lily
So, how far away can you detect a demon?
SIGN Yatsubishi Bank
Mutsunomiya Branch
SIGN Souma
Building
[05:02] Akutsu
Depends on who they are, I guess.
[05:04] Akutsu
If they're powerful, I should notice
them even if they're far away.
[05:08] Akutsu
As long as they aren't hiding it
or suppressing their power.
[05:11] Lily
In other words, if it's a weak demon,
we'll need to be close first.
[05:16] Lily
Well, then, I guess you're not that useful.
[05:18] Akutsu
Don't say it like that!
[05:23] Lily
What is it?
[05:25] Lily
Is it over there?
[05:28] Akutsu
No. It's not that.
[05:31] Lily
Just so you know, you aren't going
to be able to keep any secrets from me.
[05:35] Akutsu
I know that.
[05:42] Lily
It's not so easy finding demons, huh?
[05:45] Akutsu
By the way...
[05:47] Akutsu
Haven't you had enough to eat?
[05:49] Lily
Nonsense.
[05:51] Lily
The search takes a lot of energy.
SIGN Chomp chomp
[05:54] Lily
I have no choice.
[05:56] Akutsu
Energy, huh?
[05:58] Akutsu
And one day, you'll be Chubby Lily.
[06:02] Lily
What's this? I can't see my lower body.
SIGN Smack
[06:06] Lily
I heard that!
[06:07] Lily
How dare you talk to your savior that way!
[06:08] Akutsu
You heard nothing! Nothing!
[06:13] Akutsu
Hang on a second!
[06:15] Akutsu
I felt something bad.
[06:17] Lily
You think you can distract me that easily?!
[06:21] Lily
What was that? A demon?
[06:24] Akutsu
It does feel dangerous.
[06:26] Lily
It's nearby, isn't it?
[06:28] Lily
Amidst all these people...
[06:35] Hirota
Akkun's on a date!
[06:38] Hirota
On a date with Lily-chan!
[06:39] Hirota
On a happy date!
[06:42] Hirota
Akkun's on a date! On a date with Lily-chan!
[06:46] Akutsu
What should we do?
[06:48] Akutsu
Hirota-kun's crying.
[06:50] Akutsu
Should we... invite him inside?
[06:54] Cafe staff
S-Sir!
[06:57] Hirota
Man, I had the wrong idea!
[07:01] Hirota
So you were just showing him
around town, huh, Lily-chan?
[07:05] Lily
Y-Yeah.
[07:06] Hirota
Don't be such a stranger, Akkun.
[07:08] Hirota
I would have given you a tour
if you'd just asked.
[07:11] Akutsu
Yeah... Sorry.
[07:13] Hirota
It's all good.
[07:15] Hirota
Man, I saw you two meeting up in town,
[07:19] Hirota
so I couldn't help but send jealous vibes.
[07:23] Akutsu
So that first glare was from him, too.
[07:25] Akutsu
It was just a jealous stare, huh?
[07:28] Akutsu
So, what were you doing, anyway?
[07:31] Akutsu
You could have said something.
[07:35] Hirota
I was just hanging out with someone.
[07:37] Akutsu
Huh.
[07:38] Akutsu
Where are they now?
[07:39] Hirota
I snuck away to say hi to you two, so...
[07:42] Hirota
Shoot, I'd better get going!
[07:46] Yuka
Kensaku!
[07:48] Yuka
Don't wander off like that!
[07:50] Yuka
I was looking for you.
[07:53] Hirota
Yuka.
[07:54] Hirota
Sorry.
[07:55] Yuka
You promised you'd
spend the day with me today.
[07:58] Yuka
Who are these two?
[08:00] Hirota
I-I'll introduce you.
[08:02] Hirota
We're all in the same class.
[08:05] Hirota
This one's Amane Lily-chan.
[08:08] Lily
Nice to meet you.
[08:09] Yuka
What's up with this shrimp?
[08:12] Yuka
Oh, is she the girl you're always talking about?
[08:16] Yuka
I thought she was in grade school.
[08:17] Hirota
Wh-What's that supposed to mean?!
[08:20] Hirota
That's so rude!
[08:21] Yuka
I just said what I meant.
[08:24] Lily
I'll wreck you!
SIGN Ngahhhh
[08:27] Lily
N-Nice to meet you.
[08:30] Hirota
And this is Akutsu Masatora.
[08:33] Hirota
I call him Akkun.
[08:34] Akutsu
Hello.
SIGN Thump-thump-thump
[08:36] Yuka
Uh-huh.
[08:37] Yuka
Sure, nice to meet you.
[08:39] Akutsu
Whew.
[08:39] Lily
So, Hirota-kun, what about her?
[08:42] Hirota
She's Tanahashi Yuka.
[08:44] Hirota
She's my childhood frie—
[08:45] Yuka
I'm his girlfriend.
[08:46] Hirota
What?!
[08:47] Hirota
What are you talking about?!
[08:48] Yuka
You got a problem with that?
[08:50] Hirota
Wait, hang on!
[08:51] Lily
That's not good, Hirota-kun.
[08:53] Lily
You have such an adorable girlfriend.
[08:56] Lily
You shouldn't have confessed to me four times.
[08:58] Lily
Or was it five?
[09:02] Hirota
Lily...
[09:04] Yuka
Ex...
[09:06] Yuka
Explain yourself!
[09:08] Hirota
I don't know what to say!
[09:10] Yuka
Come on, let's go!
[09:11] Yuka
Ow, ow, ow!
[09:13] Akutsu
Wow, that was nasty.
[09:16] Akutsu
You didn't need to pour fuel on the fire.
[09:19] Lily
She needed to be punished for insulting me.
[09:23] Lily
She got what she deserved.
SIGN Hey,
don't
do
that!
[09:25] Lily
And what's wrong with you?
[09:26] Lily
You've been awful silent.
[09:29] Akutsu
I don't feel anything anymore.
[09:31] Akutsu
Was it really just Hirota's jealousy
that I've been sensing, then?
[09:40] Lily
We're done.
[09:42] Lily
We're done for today.
[09:43] Lily
I'm tired.
[09:45] Lily
Notify me as soon as you detect something.
[09:47] Lily
Hide it from me, and you'll be sorry.
[09:50] Akutsu
Sure, whatever.
[09:57] Akutsu
Also, would you mind
paying for your own coffee?
[10:01] Cafe staff
You've already been paid for.
[10:04] Akutsu
She's being manly!
[10:07] Lily
You've finally shown yourself.
[10:11] Lily
How about I humiliate you, too?
[10:14] Lily
And then I'll exorcise you slowly, painfully.
[10:22] Student
Morning!
[10:29] Lily
Why is she here?
[10:30] Yuka
Sorry about yesterday.
[10:32] Yuka
I got worked up over such a small thing.
[10:36] Yuka
I seem to have made a little mistake.
[10:38] Yuka
Over something really tiny.
[10:40] Lily
It's totally fine.
[10:42] Lily
I'm sorry, too.
[10:43] Lily
I shouldn't have caused a misunderstanding.
[10:47] Yuka
Oh, it's fine. I was just kidding.
[10:50] Yuka
We're really just childhood friends.
[10:52] Yuka
Oh, yeah, my class is next door, actually.
[10:56] Yuka
Let's be friends.
[10:59] Lily
Yeah, I look forward to it.
[11:03] Yuka
Can I call you Lily-chan, too?
[11:06] Yuka
The way Kensaku does.
[11:08] Lily
Yeah.
[11:09] Lily
I'll call you Yuka-chan, too.
[11:12] Yuka
Sure.
[11:13] Yuka
Well, I'd better head back.
[11:15] Yuka
Bye.
[11:19] Lily
She kept saying "small" and "tiny" and stuff.
[11:22] Lily
It was deliberate.
[11:23] Lily
That was totally deliberate.
[11:24] Lily
I'll crush her.
[11:27] Lily
I'll crush her!
[11:33] Akutsu
She said the same thing that day, too.
[11:36] (Flashback) Lily
I lost my temper, and...
[11:37] (Flashback) Lily
I humiliated him plenty
before I exorcised him slowly.
[11:44] Hirota
Oh, there you are.
[11:46] Hirota
Akkun!
[11:47] Hirota
We were looking for you.
[11:48] Hirota
You weren't in class or the cafeteria.
[11:51] Akutsu
Oh, yeah, you know.
[11:53] Akutsu
What's up?
[11:55] Tanikawa
Are you not feeling well today, Akutsu-kun?
[11:58] Hirota
We're here to listen if you need it.
[12:00] Akutsu
Guys...
[12:01] Akutsu
Not that I can tell them what Amane really is.
[12:07] Akutsu
Looks like I'm not getting out of this one.
[12:10] Akutsu
And I don't want to tell Hirota that it's
Amane showing up in my dreams...
[12:15] Akutsu
I'm gonna have to talk my way out of this.
[12:18] Akutsu
Actually, this older woman I know
keeps showing up in my dreams lately,
[12:23] Akutsu
and I'm having a hard time sleeping.
[12:26] Tanikawa
Does he mean...
[12:28] Hirota
You're in love?
[12:31] Akutsu
Huh?!
[12:31] Akutsu
I'm obviously not!
[12:35] Akutsu
What are you laughing for?!
[12:37] Tanikawa
Yeah, Hirota!
[12:39] Tanikawa
That's rude to Akutsu-kun!
[12:42] Hirota
I mean, you can't sleep because
she's showing up in your dreams?
[12:45] Hirota
What are you, a middle schooler?
[12:47] Tanikawa
Sorry, Akutsu-kun, I just
didn't expect that from you.
[12:51] Tanikawa
I didn't expect an older lady, either.
[12:53] Hirota
I totally thought it'd be Lily-chan.
[12:57] Hirota
We'd have been crush buddies.
[12:59] Akutsu
Crush buddies?
[13:01] Akutsu
Wouldn't that just make things awkward?
[13:05] Hirota
No way.
[13:06] Hirota
Who cares who anyone falls in love with, right?
[13:09] Hirota
But you need dating advice, then, huh?
[13:11] Hirota
I don't know if I can be helpful at all.
[13:13] Hirota
I've never gone out with anyone before.
[13:17] Akutsu
What about that girl from yesterday?
[13:18] Hirota
She's just a childhood friend.
[13:20] Hirota
I was just tagging along with her shopping.
[13:22] Akutsu
Oh, really?
[13:23] Akutsu
I'm actually surprised, though.
[13:26] Akutsu
I heard you've been
hitting on people left and right.
[13:28] Tanikawa
He does get pretty far each time.
[13:31] Hirota
I do...
[13:33] (Flashback) Hirota
I get cold really easily.
[13:35] (Flashback) Girl
No way.
[13:37] (Flashback) Hirota
I'm serious.
[13:38] (Flashback) Hirota
Try touching me.
[13:40] (Flashback) Yuka
You're right, you're so cold.
[13:46] (Flashback) Girls
I'm sorry!
[13:49] Hirota
And that's how it goes.
[13:51] Akutsu
I see.
[13:52] Akutsu
Why don't you date Tanahashi, then?
[13:56] Hirota
I have my reasons.
[14:01] Akutsu
Shit, his life force is draining out of him.
SIGN We're going demon
hunting later today
SIGN m 0 0 l 185 0 l 185 70 l 0 70
SIGN I have a tummy ache
SIGN m 0 0 l 185 0 l 185 40 l 0 40
[14:15] Lily
Sheesh.
[14:16] Lily
I'm having such a hard time finding demons.
[14:19] Lily
It would be so much easier
if I had my radar around.
[14:22] Akutsu
Things would be so much easier
without this damn thing...
[14:29] Lily
Two hours of walking around
and nothing to show for it.
[14:33] Lily
Damn it, can't I just extract his radar powers?
SIGN Akutsu
SIGN Did you eat something
off the floor?
[14:38] Yuka
Whatcha doing?
[14:42] Yuka
Huh? Are you here alone?
[14:44] Lily
Not her again...
[14:47] Lily
And why is she sitting next to me?
[14:50] Lily
Oh, just wandering around.
[14:53] Lily
What about you, Yuka-chan?
[14:54] Yuka
Wandering around by myself, too.
[14:56] Yuka
I was with Kensaku before.
[14:59] Lily
Y-You were, huh?
[15:01] Yuka
Hey, what are you up to later?
[15:04] Lily
I'm thinking of wandering
around for a bit longer.
[15:07] Yuka
I know, I know!
[15:08] Yuka
Why don't we hang out?
[15:11] Yuka
It's no fun being on our own.
[15:13] Yuka
We may as well have fun.
[15:14] Yuka
Right?
[15:16] Lily
What is she scheming?
[15:18] Lily
Though, I'd rather avoid friction with
the humans as much as possible.
[15:23] Lily
Which means I'll have to...
[15:25] Yuka
Sure, let's go.
[15:27] Lily
Yay!
[15:28] Lily
Let's go look at clothes.
[15:35] Yuka
Isn't this cute?
[15:36] Lily
It kinda is.
[15:38] Yuka
Right?
[15:39] Yuka
So...
[15:40] Yuka
Off you go!
[15:42] Yuka
Let me know when you're done.
[15:44] Lily
What does she think she's doing?
[15:46] Lily
Is she trying to make amends with me?
[15:49] Lily
She could have just said so.
[15:57] Yuka
Sorry.
[15:58] Yuka
It wasn't your size, was it?
[16:01] Lily
I see.
[16:02] Lily
She's waging war!
[16:04] Lily
I'll get changed.
[16:06] Yuka
Yeah.
[16:08] Lily
I see, I see.
[16:10] Lily
She's going to mock me, no matter what.
[16:14] Lily
This one looks cute.
[16:16] Yuka
Oh, yeah.
[16:17] Lily
I think it would look better
on you than on me, though.
[16:21] Lily
Wanna try it on?
[16:22] Yuka
Y-You think so?
[16:24] Lily
It's 56 cm around the waist.
[16:26] Lily
It might be too big on me.
[16:28] Lily
You're slim, though, so it should be all right.
SIGN Judgment rendered!
[16:33] Lily
Judgment rendered!
[16:36] Lily
Foolish woman!
[16:37] Lily
You must have thought
you hit me where it hurts...
[16:40] Lily
But you didn't expect retaliation!
[16:41] Lily
It's 56 cm.
[16:43] Lily
It's about the size of a kid's cap.
[16:45] Lily
No problem. It'll fit you.
[16:47] Lily
Yes. It's an angel that you're fighting against.
[16:50] Lily
I can easily pretend to be an honest,
[16:52] Lily
simple character as I expertly
manipulate your psychology.
[16:55] Lily
Such an angel I am!
[16:57] Yuka
M-Maybe we should get going. Okay?
[17:00] Lily
Okay!
SIGN Shape up your tummy!
SIGN Gives you nice curves
SIGN Family Life
SIGN Getting
Your
Child
to
Grow
SIGN Yet, they bought them
[17:17] Yuka
Where should we go next?
[17:19] Yuka
Huh?
[17:20] Yuka
Actually...
[17:22] Yuka
Are your parents strict about your curfew?
[17:24] Lily
Nah, I still have time.
[17:28] Yuka
Let's end the day with that, then.
[17:30] Lily
What do you do there?
[17:32] Yuka
You don't know?
[17:33] Lily
I've only heard of it.
[17:37] Yuka
Wanna try it out, then?
[17:40] Lily
Okay.
[17:44] Yuka
Come on, what's with the face?
[17:46] Lily
I-I'm just nervous.
[17:48] Yuka
I guess it's okay. We can take more.
[17:51] Yuka
Okay, time to draw.
[17:53] Yuka
There's plenty of stickers and stuff, too.
[17:55] Yuka
Do whatever you want.
[17:56] Yuka
Here's the pen.
[17:58] Lily
Thanks.
[17:59] Yuka
She really is a beginner.
[18:03] Yuka
I'll make her first purikura memory
a memory of blood.
[18:07] Lily
Like this?
[18:09] Lily
It disappeared!
[18:11] Lily
This is amusing.
[18:14] Lily
Huh? Where are the stickers?
[18:16] Yuka
Maybe I shouldn't.
SIGN Hey, are you there?
SIGN Answer me, servant
SIGN Are you staying put in bed?
[18:29] Yuka
What are you grinning about?
[18:31] Lily
Where should I stick them?
[18:34] Lily
Wait, maybe it'll be a waste if I use them.
[18:36] Lily
What should I do?
[18:37] Yuka
It's not a big deal.
[18:38] Yuka
Just put them on your notebook or something.
[18:40] Yuka
Oh, man, what the heck?
[18:42] Yuka
She's so adorable.
[18:44] Yuka
What's up with this small mammal?
[18:46] Lily
How about on my phone?
[18:48] Lily
They might get messed up right away, though.
[18:50] Yuka
That one's devastating!
[18:52] Yuka
Especially for a guy.
[18:53] Lily
By the way, why did you invite me to hang out?
[18:58] Yuka
It's more fun than being on your own, isn't it?
[19:01] Yuka
Also, I was hoping I'd get to
chat with you properly.
[19:05] Yuka
You know what they say:
[19:06] Yuka
To defeat the enemy,
you must know them first.
[19:10] Lily
Enemy?
[19:12] Lily
Oh, it's about that idiot.
[19:14] Lily
Oh?
[19:15] Yuka
And I was like, ah, you're
definitely the type that guys like.
[19:18] Yuka
You're the exact opposite of me.
[19:21] Yuka
I don't want to lose, though.
[19:25] Yuka
It's only been a day, but after
I talked to you, I realized...
[19:31] Yuka
Maybe we'd get along pretty well.
[19:33] Yuka
Although I don't know how you feel about it.
[19:37] Lily
I-I...
[19:39] Lily
I had fun, too.
[19:43] Yuka
Great!
[19:44] Lily
That's the truth.
[19:46] Lily
Sparring with her has been a unique sensation.
[19:50] Lily
Nothing like talking
with the other girls in class.
[19:53] Lily
It was strangely comfortable.
[19:56] Lily
Oh, that reminds me.
[19:57] Lily
Just to be clear,
I have no feelings for Hirota-kun.
[20:02] Yuka
Oh, I thought so.
[20:03] Yuka
So Kensaku was just going off on his own.
[20:06] Yuka
Sorry for freaking out.
[20:09] Lily
It's all right.
[20:10] Yuka
Although, as a woman,
I do still feel competitive.
[20:14] Yuka
You're pretty feminine.
[20:17] Lily
I-I'm not, really.
[20:19] Yuka
You're cute, right?
[20:21] Yuka
You're classy, right?
[20:22] Yuka
You're smart, right?
[20:23] Yuka
You have long eyelashes, right?
[20:25] Yuka
And a good figure.
[20:27] Lily
Maybe she's not all that bad.
[20:33] Yuka
Oh, crap.
[20:35] Lily
What's wrong?
[20:36] Yuka
I have to be somewhere soon.
[20:39] Yuka
Sorry, I should get going.
[20:40] Lily
Oh, I'll take care of the table.
[20:42] Yuka
Thanks.
[20:44] Yuka
In return...
[20:45] Yuka
You can have this.
SIGN Strawberry milk flavor
SIGN Senovil
SIGN Aids growth
[20:47] Yuka
Later.
[20:51] Lily
She got me good in the end.
[20:54] Lily
I didn't expect that.
SIGN My First
Purikura
[21:00] Lily
Then again, I ought to forgive her
in light of the good time she gave me today.
[21:05] Lily
Also....
SIGN I'm fine now.
Where are you?
[21:07] Akutsu
I'm fine now.
[21:08] Akutsu
Where are you?
[21:09] Akutsu
You're an angel!
[21:11] Akutsu
You're an angel, aren't you?
SIGN Fine. Stay in bed for today
SIGN Take your medicine
SIGN And contact me when you're better
[21:13] Lily
Fine. Stay in bed for today.
[21:15] Lily
Take your medicine.
[21:17] Akutsu
Don't go worrying for me!
[21:29] Akutsu
My stomach started feeling better.
[21:32] Lily
You could have just used this.
[21:34] Akutsu
I mean, yeah, but...
[21:37] Lily
You can't bring yourself to lie, can you?
[21:41] Lily
Take me to the demon I'm sure you sense.
[21:44] Lily
Oh, but first, I must get changed.
[21:47] Lily
Wait here.
[21:50] Demon
Not here...
[21:51] Demon
Nowhere to be found...
[21:53] Demon
Where is it?
[21:54] Lily
Oh?
[21:56] Lily
You really were here.
[21:58] Demon
Who are you?
[22:00] Lily
The one who brings harm to the tainted.
[22:03] Lily
Your sworn enemy.
E4 - The Equally Foolish Angel and Demon
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[01:40] Lily
Hold still, you little...
[01:42] Lily
Just accept that you're
no match for me and surrender.
[01:45] Lily
I'll make sure it doesn't hurt!
[01:48] Demon
Why are you trying to erase me?
[01:50] Lily
Because you're a demon.
[01:52] Demon
Dude, that's it?
[01:54] Lily
Also, there's a stray dog
attacking women in this area lately.
[01:59] Lily
That's you, isn't it?
[02:01] Demon
I'll tell you if you can defeat me.
[02:04] Demon
No one has ever dared to face my true form!
[02:09] Lily
Oh?
[02:10] Lily
I can't wait.
[02:11] Demon
Beware...
[02:13] Demon
In this form, my power, my intellect...
[02:17] Demon
It's all 50% off from that of my beast form!
[02:22] Akutsu
Your ability's gone down.
[02:24] Demon
I see you're so terrified by my power-up
that you're at a loss for words.
[02:29] Demon
None could blame you.
[02:31] Demon
For the very sight of my—
[02:35] Lily
What's with that skimpy costume?!
[02:37] Lily
It's so random and cringey!
[02:39] Lily
Fool!
[02:40] Demon
But my body went into summer mode...
[02:45] Akutsu
I worry about you in more ways than one.
[02:48] Demon
Thank you.
[02:50] Lily
H-Hey, shouldn't you be hiding?
[02:52] Demon
Hold on. Are you an angel, too?
[02:56] Demon
No, you aren't...
[02:58] Demon
You're one of my kind.
[03:00] Demon
What are you doing with an angel?
[03:03] Akutsu
Umm...
[03:05] Demon
A traitor!
[03:06] Akutsu
No, there's a reason for this!
[03:09] Demon
I don't want to hear it.
[03:10] Akutsu
No, please, hear me out!
[03:12] Demon
Fine.
[03:14] Demon
But before we talk,
[03:16] Demon
attack that woman.
[03:18] Akutsu
I can't...
[03:20] Lily
That's enough.
[03:22] Lily
Out of the way.
[03:24] Lily
Interfere any further,
and I'll exorcise you, too.
[03:28] Akutsu
Hang on, both of you!
[03:30] Akutsu
You've forgotten something important!
[03:32] Lily; Demon
What?
[03:33] Akutsu
Listen up, guys.
[03:34] Akutsu
You need to calm down and talk it out
before you resort to violence.
[03:38] Akutsu
About the past, and about the future.
[03:41] Akutsu
Yes...
SIGN Mash the button to
complete the heart!
[03:42] Akutsu
Mash the button and complete the heart!
SIGN Push
[03:49] Akutsu
Hold love in your heart.
SIGN Hold
love
SIGN in
your
heart
SIGN Bonus confirmed!
[03:53] Akutsu
Bonus confirmed!
[03:56] Demon
You aren't bad for a fool's acquaintance!
[04:00] Lily
Nor are you, for a fool's kind!
[04:04] Lily
You make me laugh, speaking of a demon's love!
[04:06] Demon
Speaking of love is the task of
fools and angels, is it not?
[04:09] Lily
I don't have time for that now!
[04:11] Demon
Neither do I!
[04:13] Akutsu
All right...
[04:14] Akutsu
If you both so insist, I'll let you both feel...
[04:17] Akutsu
my love.
SIGN Slightly
embarrassed
[04:23] Akutsu
If the power of love will reach your heart,
SIGN If the power of love will
reach your heart, I wish you
would stop this fighting
[04:28] Akutsu
I wish you would stop this fighting.
[04:32] Akutsu
Now, please, let us hear how you feel!
[04:35] Demon
I'm not doing anything.
[04:36] Demon
This kid's a real piece of—
[04:38] Demon
She actually took the mic!
[04:40] Demon
Is she actually going to answer?!
[04:42] Lily
My wish is to have
never met you in the first place.
[04:47] Lily
Being with you is super stressful.
[04:52] Demon
Angels sure are terrifying!
[04:54] Demon
He was trying to put up with her*?!
[04:59] Demon
The counter-attack?!
[05:00] Akutsu
You didn't have to say it like that.
SIGN Sob
SIGN Sob
[05:04] Demon
He's so sensitive!
[05:06] Akutsu
I know it couldn't have worked.
[05:10] Demon
He's actually admitting it.
[05:12] Demon
He's still not done?!
[05:13] Lily
I can't hear you.
[05:15] Lily
If you have something to say, say it clearly.
[05:18] Lily
Now look what you've done.
[05:20] Lily
I'm even more stressed out.
[05:22] Demon
Stop!
[05:23] Demon
You're going to break!
[05:25] Demon
Why are you doing this?!
[05:27] Demon
Wait... is it for my sake?
[05:29] Demon
That's right...
[05:30] Akutsu
Haiku poem, tanka poem!
SIGN Haiku poem,
tanka poem
[05:30] Demon
He's had my back this whole time.
[05:34] Demon
And he continues to distract that terrifying*
angel so that she doesn't come after me!
[05:35] Lily
Haiku poem, go ie
SIGN Haiku poem,
go °ie
[05:43] Demon
I see...
[05:44] Demon
So that's what it means...
[05:46] Demon
The one who learned love...
[05:48] Demon
The one who received love...
SIGN Tremble
[05:50] Akutsu
I can hardly even stand.
[05:53] Akutsu
I can't take any more. Mercy...
[05:55] Demon
You've done enough.
[05:58] Demon
Thanks for doing all this for me.
[06:00] Demon
It's enough.
[06:02] Demon
I don't want you to suffer anymore!
[06:06] Akutsu
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
SIGN I can't
stand this.
[06:12] Lily
I can't stand this.
SIGN Get me
the heck
out of
here.
[06:13] Lily
Get me the heck out of here.
[06:16] Lily
You two can enjoy each other's
company without me.
SIGN You
two
can
enjoy
SIGN each
other's
company
without
me.
SIGN Amane
[06:21] Lily
All right, I'll have you
confess your sins to me.
[06:25] Lily
What are you looking for and why?
[06:28] Demon
I've been looking for a book.
[06:30] Demon
But I couldn't find it.
[06:32] Lily
A book?
[06:33] Demon
I've always been a loner.
[06:35] Demon
No one's ever cared about me.
[06:38] Demon
One day, I learned of something called
spats, which give you a beautiful figure.
SIGN Shapely legs
SIGN All
you
need!
[06:43] Demon
At first, I was happy just looking
at women in spats in books.
SIGN Beautiful Legs
Beautiful Butts
[06:49] Lily
So you couldn't help
but attack women in spats...
[06:53] Demon
No, well, I thought they were wearing
spats, but they were leggings...
[06:57] Lily
What the hell is he talking about?
[06:58] Akutsu
I don't even know the difference
between spats and leggings.
[07:00] Lily
Very well.
[07:02] Lily
I'll take care of your sin.
[07:04] Lily
I shall guide you toward a state of purity.
[07:13] Demon
No one cared about me until now.
[07:16] Demon
You're the first one who's
ever been kind to me.
[07:21] Demon
Thank you.
[07:22] Akutsu
You idiot, don't thank me!
[07:25] Akutsu
I only did it for myself!
[07:29] Akutsu
I...
[07:31] Akutsu
I...
[07:41] Lily
Wait, wait...
[07:43] Kearney
Oh, it's so cute!
[07:46] Kearney
You always find the cutest things, Amane-chan.
[07:49] Kearney
Now, leave the rest to me.
[07:52] Kearney
Bye!
[07:54] Lily
Sure.
[07:57] Akutsu
Hey, who was that?
[07:59] Lily
Kearney-san. The president of the dog-and-cat
rescue volunteer organization.
SIGN Meow Woof Meow
[08:03] Akutsu
No, I mean...
[08:04] Lily
You mean what I did to the demon, don't you?
[08:07] Lily
I sealed away his wicked thoughts and powers.
[08:10] Akutsu
Sealed?
[08:11] Lily
We seal away wicked thoughts,
[08:13] Lily
and if they are beasts,
we let the organizations handle them.
[08:16] Lily
Though I don't know what we do with humanoids.
[08:19] Lily
I have no intention of taking demons' lives.
[08:22] Lily
Though I can't speak for the other angels.
[08:25] Akutsu
So what about that vicious scythe
you were wrecking the concrete with?
[08:28] Lily
I was never going to hit him with it.
[08:31] Lily
The concrete was just an illusion, too.
[08:33] Lily
Besides, I was adjusting
my power as I was fighting.
[08:37] Lily
Even if I'd hit him by accident,
he wouldn't have had so much as a scrape.
[08:41] Lily
What? You don't seem convinced.
[08:45] Akutsu
What about the one you humiliated
and exorcised slowly on the first day?
[08:51] Lily
That one?
[08:52] Lily
Here.
[08:53] Akutsu
What's this?
[08:55] Lily
Cute, right?
[08:56] Lily
I drew them on him in return
for what he did to my cardigan.
[09:00] Lily
I'm told they helped him find
a new owner right away.
[09:03] Lily
If you don't want me to draw eyebrows
on you, you'd best not defy me.
[09:09] Akutsu
Something's wrong.
[09:11] Akutsu
Are angels really like this?
[09:13] Akutsu
It's nothing like our intel said.
[09:16] Akutsu
Not only does she spare demons' lives,
[09:18] Akutsu
she takes pictures with them
with that look on her face.
[09:22] Akutsu
But from the photos I saw before,
what angels do is cruel.
[09:26] Akutsu
Or is she just....
[09:28] Lily
Now, then, Akutsu, I'm running out of energy.
[09:33] Akutsu
Is Amane just...
[09:36] Akutsu
Special?
[09:39] Lily
Shall we go eat?
[09:40] Lily
I'll treat you.
[09:42] Lily
As a reward for your work.
[09:45] Akutsu
Sure, let's go.
[09:48] Lily
What?
[09:49] Lily
You look like you want to say something.
[09:50] Lily
Tell me.
[09:51] Lily
You've got me curious.
[09:53] Akutsu
I mean, you know.
[09:54] Akutsu
I always thought angels were cruel.
[09:57] Akutsu
So I'm a bit surprised that you're so kind.
[10:00] Lily
What, you just noticed that I'm kind?
SIGN Hey, Hey
[10:04] Lily
You sure are dense.
[10:06] Akutsu
I was a fool for saying that.
[10:08] Lily
Yep, you're a fool.
[10:10] Lily
Now, let's go.
[10:11] Akutsu
Hey.
[10:15] Lily
"Kind," huh?
[10:16] Lily
People say that about me*
when I'm in my normal state,
[10:20] Lily
but this is the first time anyone's said
that to me when I showed my true form.
[10:23] Lily
He sure is a fool, though.
[10:27] Lily
His words are so silly, I don't even
want to look at his face right now.
[10:34] Akutsu
Hey, slow down a bit.
[10:38] Akutsu
W-Wait!
[10:40] Lily
You did good work for me.
[10:43] Lily
I figured I ought to reward you.
[10:47] Lily
Look at you, all worked up.
[10:49] Lily
You're adorable.
[10:51] Lily
Now...
[10:52] Akutsu
Wait, Amane!
[10:59] Sensei
Morning, Akutsu-kun.
[11:02] Sensei
Did you have a nice nap?
[11:04] Sensei
You've got some nerve,
falling asleep in my class.
SIGN Daaaze
[11:08] Akutsu
Sh-Shiromura-sensei!
[11:09] Akutsu
Wait, no, stop!
[11:11] Sensei
Kapow!
[11:13] Akutsu
Ever since that day Amane
and I went demon hunting,
[11:16] Akutsu
I've been having dreams about her.
[11:19] Akutsu
Come to think of it, my heart was pounding.
[11:24] Akutsu
No...
[11:25] Akutsu
No, no, no.
SIGN Click
SIGN Click
SIGN Click
[11:27] Akutsu
There's no way I would, right?
[11:29] Akutsu
Me? Have romantic feelings?!
[11:33] Akutsu
Impossible.
[11:34] Akutsu
She's an enemy, too.
[11:36] Akutsu
And more than anything, she's...
[11:44] Akutsu
Damn, she's really yanking my chain.
[11:51] Akutsu
Coming.
[11:55] Liz
You finally showed up!
SIGN Huff
SIGN Puff
[11:57] Liz
You shouldn't be lazy just because
you don't have school!
SIGN Huff, puff
[12:04] Liz
You finally showed—
[12:06] Liz
Sheesh.
[12:07] Liz
How could you slam the door
on your own superior?
[12:10] Akutsu
Sorry, Department Chief Liz.
[12:12] Akutsu
So, what brings you here?
[12:15] Liz
It's about what I contacted you about recently.
SIGN Akutsu
SIGN Dear Akutsu-sama
SIGN Dear Akutsu-sama,
There is something I'd like to bring to
you in person for reasons of security.
It's nothing to be suspicious of.
Please and thank you.
[12:17] Liz
There's something I'd like to give you.
[12:20] Akutsu
And it's in that case?
[12:21] Liz
Not that.
[12:24] Liz
It's what I'm wearing right now.
[12:27] Liz
I'm told that there's a custom of changing
one's wardrobe to match the season.
[12:31] Liz
I've brought a uniform for that occasion.
[12:33] Akutsu
Why did you have to wear it, though?
[12:34] Akutsu
And isn't that a girls' uniform?
[12:39] Liz
I'll be sending yours later.
[12:42] Liz
By priority mail.
[12:43] Akutsu
I'm pretty sure you just wanted to wear that.
[12:47] Liz
How is your mission coming?
[12:49] Liz
Have you come across anyone
who might be right for the task?
[12:52] Akutsu
My mission?
[12:53] Akutsu
Right.
[12:54] Akutsu
I came here to carry out a mission.
[12:58] Akutsu
Our world, Hell, is in danger.
[13:03] Akutsu
My boss decided to find someone
charismatic to lead and motivate us.
[13:10] Akutsu
And I was ordered to carry out that search.
[13:14] Akutsu
Er... Not quite.
[13:16] Liz
I see.
[13:17] Liz
You haven't found a single candidate, huh?
[13:20] Akutsu
Actually...
[13:21] Akutsu
I found someone who seemed fitting,
but she's got some issues.
SIGN Fwahahaha
SIGN Has some issues
[13:26] Akutsu
She's attractive,
but she's got a terrible personality.
SIGN Terrible personality
[13:28] Akutsu
Perhaps I'm being picky,
but I have quite a few concerns.
[13:32] Liz
I see.
[13:34] Liz
I understand why you'd be cautious.
[13:36] Liz
But please don't forget
that we don't have time.
[13:39] Liz
I'll do my best to support your work.
[13:42] Akutsu
Right.
SIGN Whew
[13:44] Liz
Well, shall we go to sleep?
[13:46] Akutsu
Huh?
[13:48] Akutsu
W-Wait, you're s-s-sleeping here?!
[13:50] Liz
Our department doesn't have a very big budget.
[13:53] Liz
Don't worry, though.
[13:55] Liz
I've brought everything I'll be needing.
[13:56] Akutsu
What is that, your sleepover kit?
[13:59] Liz
I'll be getting changed, now.
[14:02] Akutsu
What am I supposed to do?
[14:03] Akutsu
This is all kinds of wrong.
[14:05] Akutsu
Hang on, is this one of those forbidden loves
between an employee and his superior?
[14:10] Liz
My dear little lamb...
[14:12] Akutsu
I'm an alpaca.
[14:13] Akutsu
Oh, no!
[14:15] Akutsu
This is bad!
[14:17] Liz
Is something the matter?
[14:19] Akutsu
She's going to turn me into a man.
SIGN Straw
SIGN Bosses these days
[14:22] Akutsu
Straw.
[14:24] Liz
I brought this with me.
[14:26] Akutsu
Yeah...
SIGN Insomnia
SIGN Insomnia
[14:30] Liz
I-I can't!
SIGN Insomnia
SIGN Insomnia
SIGN Insomnia
[14:32] Liz
I can't eat all this!
SIGN Insomnia
[14:35] Liz
It's so good, though...
[14:37] Liz
It's too delicious!
[14:39] Akutsu
What kind of sleep talking is that?
[14:42] Liz
We're going training after breakfast.
[14:45] Akutsu
Training?
[14:47] Akutsu
Hey, hey, miss, are you free?
[14:51] Akutsu
Wanna come with me and...
[14:53] Woman 1
Gross. No one said you could talk to me.
[14:55] Woman 2
Also, you've been going around
chatting up all sorts of people.
[14:59] Woman 1
We aren't that easy.
[15:02] Akutsu
I don't wanna do this anymore!
SIGN I don't wanna
do this anymore
[15:04] Liz
This is going nowhere.
[15:06] Akutsu
Um...
[15:07] Akutsu
How is this any kind of training?
[15:10] Liz
Even if you find an apt candidate, it won't
matter if you can't bring them to Hell.
[15:14] Liz
Or are you confident that you
can relay the details of their duties,
[15:18] Liz
convince them to take them on,
and bring them to Hell?
[15:22] Akutsu
I did try that on an angel.
[15:24] Liz
Even if they agree to be something of an idol,
[15:26] Liz
it won't work if they're reluctant.
[15:29] Liz
We need them to consent to coming so that
they can boost our morale effectively.
[15:34] Akutsu
Um...
[15:35] Akutsu
I've been looking for my dog
since the day before yesterday.
[15:39] Woman 3
I don't think I've seen it.
[15:42] Akutsu
I hate to impose...
[15:46] Akutsu
But would you please let me know
if you see him?
[15:49] Akutsu
My sickly kid sister is so worried,
she can't even eat.
[15:54] Woman 3
All right.
[15:56] Woman 3
I'll ask my friends, too.
[15:57] Woman 3
Could you please give me
your contact information?
[16:00] Akutsu
Thank you very much!
[16:02] Akutsu
Please do let me know.
[16:04] Woman 3
I hope you find him soon.
[16:08] Akutsu
I'm sorry for lying.
[16:11] Akutsu
But I got her contact info!
[16:13] Liz
How did it go?
[16:14] Liz
That seemed quite promising.
[16:17] Akutsu
Good.
[16:18] Akutsu
The guilt is weighing on me, though.
[16:20] Liz
Warfare is about focusing
all your might on a single spot.
[16:25] Akutsu
What are you talking about?
[16:27] Liz
You need to determine
where best to focus your efforts.
[16:30] Liz
That woman earlier was walking her dog.
[16:33] Liz
There's a way in for every woman, not just her.
[16:37] Liz
You need to aim for that.
[16:39] Liz
That's how you'll grow.
[16:42] Akutsu
Right.
[16:43] Woman 4
So cute!
[16:44] Girl
Thank you!
[16:45] Woman 5
You're a kind young man.
[16:48] Liz
Let's move on.
SIGN Local Newspaper
[16:50] Liz
Invite her to tea and spend some time with her.
[16:53] Akutsu
Hi, there.
[16:54] Akutsu
May I ask you something?
[16:56] Yuka
Yes?
[16:57] Yuka
Huh? It's Akutsu-kun.
[16:59] Akutsu
Tanahashi!
SIGN Aieeee
[17:01] Yuka
Whatcha doing?
[17:03] Yuka
Don't tell me you're one of those guys.
SIGN Grin
grinning
[17:07] Akutsu
No, well, I'm not trying
to hit on you or anything.
[17:09] Yuka
You are trying to hit on people!
[17:10] Akutsu
I'm not!
[17:12] Yuka
Well, let's go, then.
[17:13] Yuka
We're doing tea, right?
[17:14] Yuka
You're buying.
[17:15] Akutsu
Huh? Yeah...
[17:18] Lily
That was a good sleep.
[17:20] Lily
Looks like I slept through a lot of my Sunday.
[17:23] Lily
Doesn't look like we'll have time
to go demon hunting today.
[17:25] Lily
I guess I'll do the laundry.
SIGN Devil Chomp
SIGN Cafe Until 6PM,
Bar Afterwards
[17:28] Yuka
Why here?
[17:30] Akutsu
Eh, I kinda wanted grown-up vibes.
[17:33] Bar
Here you are. Orange juice.
[17:35] Yuka
Thank you very much.
[17:37] Yuka
Does it really help the vibe if we're only
drinking orange juice, though?
[17:41] Akutsu
G-Good point.
[17:44] Akutsu
So, Chief, what do I do now?
[17:47] Liz
J-Just a moment!
[17:49] Liz
Not here!
[17:50] Akutsu
Wait... don't tell me...
[17:52] Akutsu
She's checking a book?!
[17:54] Akutsu
Damn it!
[17:55] Akutsu
I can't depend on my boss!
[17:56] Akutsu
This place is...
[17:57] Yuka
Oh yeah, so I've been wondering...
[18:00] Yuka
Do you have a crush on Lily-chan?
[18:02] Yuka
You hang out together a lot.
[18:04] Akutsu
No, there's no way.
[18:06] Yuka
Are you sure?
[18:07] Liz
Who is Lily-san?
[18:09] Akutsu
Now's not the time, Chief!
[18:10] Yuka
You think she's pretty cute, though, don't you?
[18:14] Akutsu
Of course...
[18:18] Akutsu
not.
[18:20] Yuka
You're so obvious.
[18:22] Yuka
Hey, I'll help you out
if you ever need anything.
[18:25] Akutsu
What about you, then, Tanahashi?
[18:27] Akutsu
What about Hirota?
[18:28] Yuka
Ah, Kensaku.
[18:30] Yuka
I'm pushing pretty hard, but it's not easy.
[18:37] Yuka
I guess being childhood friends
doesn't really work.
[18:41] Akutsu
This is it!
[18:42] Akutsu
This is when I need to
say something thoughtful!
[18:45] Akutsu
Is there any advice I can give her?
[18:47] Akutsu
I know!
[18:48] Akutsu
Listen, Tanahashi, warfare is about...
[18:51] Akutsu
Huh?
[18:52] Akutsu
What was it?
[18:54] Akutsu
I can't remember!
[18:55] Yuka
Warfare is about focusing
all your might on a single spot, right?
[19:00] Yuka
That's Napoleon, isn't it?
[19:03] Yuka
You're right.
[19:04] Yuka
I've been the one pushing
at him this whole time,
[19:08] Yuka
but maybe I've been focusing
on the wrong thing.
[19:10] Yuka
Thanks. That's good advice.
[19:12] Akutsu
It worked out!
[19:14] Akutsu
I don't know who Naporitan is, but thank you!
[19:17] Yuka
Not that I'm trying to return
the favor for today,
[19:20] Yuka
but if anything ever comes up
with Lily-chan, I'll hear you out.
[19:23] Akutsu
R-Right.
[19:25] Akutsu
You're pretty cool, aren't you?
[19:27] Yuka
I know, right?
[19:29] Akutsu
You aren't half bad, either, Akutsu-kun!
[19:32] Yuka
All right, next step!
[19:33] Yuka
Invite her to a park at night.
[19:36] Akutsu
Nope!
[19:37] Liz
After a good conversation at a bar,
[19:39] Liz
she's no doubt looking to be alone
with you at a park at night!
[19:42] Liz
Or so it says!
[19:43] Akutsu
I'm not doing that in this situation!
[19:45] Akutsu
She has a crush on my guy friend.
[19:48] Akutsu
I can't possibly invite her
to the park at night!
[19:51] Song
Creep! Creep! Creep!
[19:53] Akutsu
My school life would be over if word got out!
[19:56] Liz
Not carrying out orders
will affect your evaluation,
[19:58] Liz
even if it's just training.
[20:00] Akutsu
Are you serious?!
[20:01] Yuka
Look at the time.
[20:03] Yuka
Let's get going.
[20:04] Akutsu
Hang on!
[20:09] Akutsu
S-Sorry.
[20:10] Akutsu
Hey...
[20:14] Akutsu
Do you have time...
[20:18] Lily
I fell asleep in the middle of laundry.
[20:20] Lily
I might have caught a cold.
[20:22] Lily
Maybe I should take a bath and warm up.
[20:26] Akutsu
Sorry about that.
[20:26] Yuka
I don't mind.
[20:29] Yuka
Although it embarrassed me.
[20:32] Yuka
I won't tell anyone about today, though.
[20:37] Yuka
I can go by myself from here.
[20:38] Yuka
Thanks for everything today.
[20:39] Yuka
See you at school tomorrow.
[20:44] Liz
Good work today.
[20:46] Liz
I'm almost out of time,
so I'm thinking of heading home.
[20:49] Akutsu
I see.
[20:51] Liz
Sorry about the sudden visit.
[20:54] Liz
But I'm glad I got to see
how you've been living your life.
[20:58] Akutsu
Right.
[20:59] Liz
There's just one thing...
[21:02] Akutsu
Do you have some time after?
[21:04] Bartender
W-We mustn't, sir.
[21:11] Akutsu
Don't say that.
[21:12] Akutsu
It'll be all right.
[21:16] Bartender
S-Sir?!
[21:19] Liz
I have no issue with your preferences,
[21:21] Liz
but I'm not sure that was appropriate
in front of another woman.
[21:24] Akutsu
Please forget about that!
[21:27] Akutsu
Damn it, Amane...
[21:28] Akutsu
What kind of timing was that?!
[21:31] Akutsu
Although, I guess she helped me out of a bind?
[21:33] Liz
Please apply what you
learned today going forward.
[21:37] Liz
I have faith that you'll complete your mission.
[21:41] Liz
Well, keep doing your best.
[21:47] Akutsu
I'm exhausted.
[21:49] Akutsu
I spent all day getting
jerked around by my boss.
[21:54] Akutsu
But thanks to that,
I feel a little more confident.
[21:58] Akutsu
I'd like to get right to work,
but first, I need to deal with her.
[22:04] Akutsu
I should give it another shot!
E5 - The Excited Foolish Angel and Demon
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[01:30] Lily
Mm-hm.
[01:31] Lily
I'm quite adorable.
[01:34] Lily
It might be enough to make Akutsu
fall head-over-heels for me.
[01:38] Lily
That would make things so much easier for me.
[01:42] Lily
Okay.
[01:44] Lily
But an hour later, Amane was flustered.
[01:47] Lily
Because Akutsu, who was sitting next to her,
was more dazzling than ever.
[01:54] Lily
How is he so sparkly?
[01:57] Lily
I've never seen him like this before.
[01:59] Lily
No... I have.
[02:01] Lily
I recognize this Akutsu.
[02:06] Akutsu
What's wrong?
[02:08] Akutsu
We're in class.
[02:09] Lily
I knew it!
[02:11] Lily
He's challenging me!
[02:13] Lily
I didn't expect him to be this much of a fool!
[02:17] Cat
Looks like I'm up.
[02:18] Lily
No, that won't be necessary.
[02:20] Lily
I'll merely do as I've said I would.
[02:23] Lily
So, do you want this to be activated?
[02:25] Lily
Well? Well?
[02:30] Lily
He scoffed at me!
[02:32] Lily
At me! An angel!
[02:33] Akutsu
Oh, my, is that all you've got?
[02:36] Akutsu
I thought you were an angel!
[02:38] Lily
That's probably what he's thinking!
[02:40] Lily
Hang on!
[02:42] Lily
Akutsu-kun!
[02:45] Lily
Hey, do you know where Shiromura-sensei is?
[02:50] Lily
How do you like this cutesy act?
[02:54] Cat
Bring it on, Joe!
[02:57] Announcer
Thiam closes in! Can he get a handle on Joe?
[03:02] Cat
I'm going quick this time!
[03:04] Cat
Let's see if you can keep up!
[03:07] Akutsu
He went to the staff office earlier.
[03:11] Cat; Lily
It did nothing!
[03:13] Lily
R-Really?
[03:14] Lily
Thanks!
[03:15] Lily
Bye!
[03:17] Lily
Something's wrong.
[03:18] Lily
He didn't react to my mega-cute display at all.
[03:22] Lily
Maybe the angle was wrong.
[03:24] Lily
Or maybe it wasn't smooth enough.
[03:27] Lily
It's true that it's been a while...
[03:33] Guy 1
It's Amane-chan.
[03:34] Guy 2
She's so cute.
[03:35] Lily
Hello!
[03:37] Guys
H-Hello!
[03:40] Lily
I haven't lost my edge.
[03:42] Lily
I guess it was a fluke.
[03:44] Lily
Now...
[03:48] Lily
My hair's in the way...
[03:50] Akutsu
Yeah? That sucks.
[03:53] Announcer
The jabs come out like a Gatling gun!
[03:56] Announcer
But he's dodging every hit!
[04:00] Lily
It's so hot again...
[04:03] Akutsu
Let's go get some water.
[04:04] Lily
He's looking away again.
[04:06] Announcer
A swift feint into a right!
[04:09] Announcer
No hit!
[04:11] Announcer
Is there nothing Thiam can do?!
[04:13] Lily
Nothing's working on him.
[04:16] Lily
Why isn't he reacting?
[04:18] Akutsu
Oh, yeah, Amane...
[04:21] Akutsu
Are you not tying your hair back anymore?
[04:24] Akutsu
The ponytail looked really nice on you.
[04:29] Announcer
Thiam's forced to pull back!
[04:32] Announcer
Does he need to regroup?
[04:34] Announcer
Wait, not a moment to lose!
[04:37] Announcer
Joe gets in!
[04:40] Cat
Darn it!
[04:44] Announcer
But there's the gong!
[04:46] Announcer
Thiam manages to avoid defeat!
[04:53] Lily
Th-That was close!
[04:57] Lily
It wasn't a mistake, after all!
[04:59] Lily
Amane wasn't aware at the time that she
was falling right into Akutsu's plan.
[05:06] Lily
It looks like I don't have a choice.
[05:15] Lily
Akutsu...
[05:16] Lily
You've only got yourself to blame.
[05:19] Lily
You made me angry.
[05:32] Lily
Don't you dare underestimate me!
[05:36] Lily
Look out!
[05:38] Lily
Perfect timing!
[05:40] Lily
It's time for the ultimate weapon:
The Rom-com Mount!
[05:46] Announcer
What's this? Thiam's rocking left and right!
[05:50] Cat
Prepare yourself...
[05:52] Announcer
Is this it?
[05:53] Announcer
Is it the Dempsey Roll?!
[05:57] Cat
I'll tear you up with my punch!
[06:12] Akutsu
Were you hurt?
[06:14] Akutsu
We wouldn't want you to get
a bruise on your cute face.
[06:17] Lily
Squee!
[06:29] Lily
Are you all right?!
[06:31] Cat
I got countered.
[06:35] Cat
I lost.
[06:38] Lily
Thiam...
[06:39] Dog
That was a close one, but I was one step ahead.
[06:46] Akutsu
Did you think the same tactic would work twice?
[06:51] Akutsu
You underestimated me.
[06:54] Akutsu
And demons as a whole.
[07:00] Lily
I'm sorry!
[07:01] Lily
I'm all right!
[07:03] Akutsu
No, you aren't.
[07:05] Akutsu
Let's go to the nurse's office.
[07:11] Akutsu
I think that worked.
[07:14] Akutsu
Chief, I'm almost there!
[07:16] Akutsu
Your subordinate's doing
everything he can right now!
[07:19] Liz
Akutsu is only getting started.
[07:22] Liz
But as his superior,
I must check in on him again.
[07:27] Liz
Disguising oneself is
an essential skill in espionage.
[07:30] Liz
Everything hinges on how well I can blend in.
[07:34] Liz
For example...
[07:36] Liz
Sometimes, I'm an insurance sales agent.
[07:38] Liz
I'll produce a quote!
[07:40] Liz
Other times, I'm a school nurse.
[07:42] Liz
Time for your needle!
[07:44] Liz
And...
[07:45] Liz
This is part of my job.
[07:47] Liz
This has nothing to do with
my personal tastes or interests.
[07:51] Liz
A perfect disguise!
[07:52] Liz
But if my subordinates were ever to...
[07:56] Subordinate
Don't worry! I'm tight-lipped!
[08:04] Lily
I'm fine.
[08:05] Lily
It was nothing serious.
[08:07] Akutsu
Oh?
[08:14] Akutsu
What?
[08:16] Lily
Nothing, just...
[08:20] Akutsu
Oh, you want some.
[08:22] Akutsu
I'll go buy another one.
[08:31] Lily
I-I...
[08:34] Lily
I think this is an indirect...
[08:38] Lily
That must have got you good!
[08:40] Lily
Now, let your little heart explode!
[08:45] Akutsu
You idiot...
[08:49] Akutsu
Don't say stuff like that.
[08:56] Lily
Ice!
[09:01] Lily
Y-Yeah...
[09:04] Lily
You're right.
[09:06] Lily
What was that reaction?
[09:08] Lily
I didn't expect that!
[09:15] Lily
Did that wretch do it on purpose?!
[09:17] Lily
Damn it, he got me!
[09:19] Lily
Okay, let's go with this trick again.
[09:23] Lily
I-I can't...
[09:25] Lily
I was trying to get in his head...
[09:28] Lily
And instead, he's gotten in mine!
[09:31] Lily
But...
[09:33] Lily
I can't give up now!
[09:36] Lily
For my own goals!
[09:38] Lily
And most of all...
[09:40] Lily
Because I'm an angel!
[09:49] Lily
Can you do it?
[09:50] Cat
Of course.
[09:52] Cat
This is why I exist.
[09:56] Lily
Thanks.
[09:57] Akutsu
What, aren't you having any?
[09:58] Lily
I'm good.
[09:59] Lily
I'll buy some later.
[10:01] Akutsu
Okay.
[10:19] Lily
Oh, no.
[10:21] Lily
I spilled it.
[10:27] Lily
Behold!
[10:27] Lily
Let the beauty of my wet body excite you!
[10:40] Akutsu
You'll catch a cold.
[10:42] Akutsu
Keep that on you.
SIGN Ah...
[10:50] Cat
It's no use...
[10:51] Cat
I can't win...
[10:52] Cat
Next time, I'll take you down...
[10:56] Announcer
And there's the gong!
[10:59] Announcer
Thiam just barely survives!
[11:04] Lily
How could this be?
[11:06] Lily
To think neither the almighty Rom-com Mount
nor the indirect kiss bit would work...
[11:13] Yuka
Hey, are you feeling sick?
[11:16] Yuka
Are you okay?
[11:17] Lily
Yeah...
[11:18] Lily
I think I'm okay.
[11:21] Lily
Hey, Yuka-chan...
[11:23] Lily
Is there any way to crush a guy's heart?
[11:27] Yuka
Crush?!
[11:29] Yuka
I-I guess, well...
[11:33] Yuka
Oh...
[11:35] Yuka
How about this?
[11:40] Akutsu
Hey, weren't we going demon hunting today?
[11:43] Lily
That was my intent, but I changed my plan.
[11:46] Akutsu
I don't mind, I guess.
[11:49] Akutsu
You sure bought a lot, though.
[11:52] Lily
W-We're taking it back to my place.
[11:54] Akutsu
Your place?!
[11:55] Akutsu
What is this girl thinking?
[11:58] Akutsu
Whatever it is, I should stay vigilant.
[12:02] Lily
You've been working quite hard.
[12:05] Lily
I thought I ought to reward you with food, so...
[12:09] Lily
I decided to cook for you.
[12:12] Akutsu
Yikes, that was close!
[12:15] Akutsu
I see, so that's your angle.
[12:16] Akutsu
That isn't going to work on me today, though.
[12:19] Akutsu
In fact, I'll snap her soul in half!
[12:22] Lily
We're here.
[12:27] Akutsu
It's huge.
[12:28] Akutsu
It's way too huge!
[12:30] Akutsu
It's nothing like my apartment.
[12:39] Akutsu
M-My soul might snap...
[12:42] Lily
What are you doing?
[12:44] Lily
Don't go acting weird in my home.
[12:47] Lily
Wh-What?
[12:54] Akutsu
Using her feminine charm, I see.
[12:56] Akutsu
That's not going to break me.
[12:59] Akutsu
If anything... It's only making
my horn even more vicious!
[13:06] Cat
I'll fight back before
he gets a chance to end me!
[13:15] Akutsu
How could you dress like that?!
[13:18] Akutsu
I get loosening up when you get home,
but don't undress completely!
[13:22] Lily
Huh? You've got the wrong idea.
[13:24] Lily
I'm properly dressed.
[13:26] Akutsu
Thank goodness.
[13:27] Akutsu
She's dressed.
[13:30] Lily
There.
[13:31] Lily
What's wrong with you?
Are your eyes just circles?
[13:33] Akutsu
No, it's just that I didn't expect
anything so proper.
[13:38] Lily
I see. You thought I didn't
know how to cook, did you?
[13:42] Lily
How rude.
[13:43] Lily
I have no trouble living on my own,
believe it or not.
[13:47] Lily
You can get started.
[13:50] Akutsu
Okay.
[13:52] Akutsu
It looks proper, but...
[13:55] Akutsu
It could turn out to be devastatingly bad.
[14:01] Akutsu
It's good!
[14:02] Akutsu
I never would have expected this
from how Amane is usually.
[14:05] Akutsu
It's delicate and not overly strong.
[14:06] Akutsu
The domestic and modest scent
gently invades my inner nasal cavity.
[14:10] Akutsu
Like wasabi, the stimulation suddenly stops,
[14:13] Akutsu
at which point, oh so mischievously, the durum
semolina's firm texture tackles me!
[14:17] Lily
Well?
[14:19] Lily
Not bad, is it?
[14:20] Akutsu
More like...
[14:22] Akutsu
It's really good.
[14:23] Lily
I'm confident in my pasta.
[14:26] Lily
That's just an appetizer, by the way.
[14:28] Lily
Here's the main dish.
[14:33] Lily
Time to eat.
[14:34] Akutsu
Amane, can I ask you something?
[14:37] Lily
What?
[14:39] Akutsu
Do you like pasta?
[14:42] Lily
Isn't it obvious?
[14:44] Lily
I basically eat pasta twice a day,
[14:46] Lily
about four days a week.
[14:48] Akutsu
What are you, a dude living on his own?
[14:50] Akutsu
You should think about balance more.
[14:53] Lily
What do you usually eat, then?
[14:57] Akutsu
Let's see...
[14:59] Akutsu
Bell peppers.
[15:01] Akutsu
Bell peppers are great.
[15:03] Akutsu
They're nice in tempura, and stuffed
with meat, they're absolutely the best.
[15:07] Akutsu
Or you could chop one up
real thin for chinjao rosu...
[15:10] Lily
B-Bell peppers?!
[15:12] Akutsu
What?
[15:14] Lily
That's not even a dish!
Your first thought was an ingredient?!
[15:17] Akutsu
Don't make fun of bell peppers!
[15:21] Akutsu
They can be a main dish or a side!
[15:22] Akutsu
They're the ultimate soldier!
[15:24] Lily
I guess they could be a side, but a main dish?!
[15:26] Lily
What, are you going to eat one whole?
[15:30] Akutsu
Damn it, enough laughing!
[15:33] Akutsu
It wasn't that funny!
[15:37] Akutsu
Wait, is this just your sense of humor?!
[15:40] Akutsu
H-Hey, are you okay?!
[15:44] Cat
Hey...
[15:48] Dog
Yeah...
[15:56] Cat
There's nothing we can do
under these circumstances.
[15:59] Dog
Yeah. I agree.
[16:02] Lily
Here.
[16:03] Akutsu
What's this?
[16:05] Lily
A little something for after dinner.
[16:06] Lily
Although we haven't done dessert yet.
[16:10] Akutsu
I haven't watched this yet!
[16:12] Akutsu
Let's watch this!
[16:13] Lily
No! I already watched it!
[16:15] Akutsu
You can watch it again.
[16:17] Akutsu
It's an action movie.
[16:18] Lily
No means no!
[16:20] Lily
There's too many bugs!
[16:23] Akutsu
Ah.
[16:25] Akutsu
You hate bugs, huh?
[16:27] Lily
I-I can deal with one, but not a bunch.
[16:31] Akutsu
Okay, let's—
[16:32] Lily
H-Hey!
[16:34] Cat
Here.
[16:35] Dog
Thanks.
SIGN Dog
SIGN Cat
[16:38] Cat
Do you prefer caramel or salt?
[16:41] Lily
Give it back!
[16:41] Dog
Caramel.
[16:43] Akutsu
Come on, just do your best to watch!
[16:45] Lily
I said I can't!
[16:46] Akutsu
You must have
to deal with bugs if you live alone!
[16:49] Akutsu
The movie will help you get over it!
[16:50] Lily
They don't come this high up!
[16:54] Dog; Cat
Why don't you two, like,
just figure it out yourselves?
[17:06] Akutsu
I didn't think she'd rent
a romance movie, though.
[17:10] Akutsu
I guess she's still a girl,
even if she's an angel.
[17:18] Akutsu
Maybe it's because it's dark,
but she's even more...
[17:21] Akutsu
This mood's dangerous.
[17:23] Akutsu
Wait...
[17:24] Akutsu
Romance movie means...
[17:27] Akutsu
Here we go!
[17:29] Akutsu
But it's light enough that...
[17:32] Akutsu
It's light enough that...
[17:34] Akutsu
Light enough that...
[17:36] Akutsu
Get it over with, already! Stop it!
[17:38] Akutsu
Okay, okay, good.
[17:40] Akutsu
You can...
[17:42] Akutsu
Don't do it!
[17:46] Akutsu
They did the thing!
[17:47] Akutsu
How could you do that in front of
a teenage boy and girl?!
[17:51] Akutsu
The awkwardness could do
two laps around the planet.
SIGN Please stand by
[17:53] Akutsu
Jeez, why would she rent something like this?
[18:07] Akutsu
Wh-What was that?
[18:08] Akutsu
That was, er, weirdly hot.
[18:12] Akutsu
Nah, no way.
[18:14] Akutsu
This is Amane we're talking about. I mean...
[18:22] Akutsu
What?!
[18:23] Lily
Wh-What to you, too!
[18:25] Lily
I-I was just looking at the clock.
[18:29] Akutsu
S-Sure.
[18:31] Akutsu
I was just tilting my head, too.
[18:35] Lily
I see.
[18:36] Akutsu
Yeah.
[18:42] Lily
I-I'm going to get drinks.
[19:03] Akutsu
S-Sorry.
[19:05] Akutsu
Are you all right?
[19:24] Akutsu
This is bad.
[19:26] Akutsu
My body won't listen to me.
[19:29] Akutsu
My brain isn't working.
[19:31] Akutsu
My mouth is dry.
[19:37] Lily
Akutsu...
[19:39] Akutsu
Amane, why...
[19:43] Akutsu
Why don't you run?
[19:48] Akutsu
Why don't you insult me like always?
[19:52] Akutsu
Why are you...
[19:55] Akutsu
Gazing at me?
[20:11] Akutsu
No...
[20:13] Akutsu
I'm getting sucked in.
[20:28] Akutsu
M-My phone!
SIGN Alarm
[20:30] Lily
It's mine.
[20:32] Akutsu
O-Oh...
[20:33] Lily
So...
[20:35] Lily
Would you mind getting out of the way?
[20:37] Akutsu
Sorry!
[20:47] Lily
Look at the time.
[20:53] Lily
Pfss, pfsss...
[20:55] Akutsu
Hey, I should get going.
[20:58] Lily
Y-Yeah.
[21:00] Lily
Get home safe.
[21:02] Akutsu
Yeah...
[21:07] Lily
Yes.
[21:08] Lily
That ends my scheduled report.
[21:16] Lily
What was I doing?
[21:24] Lily
I'm still ruffled.
[21:32] Lily
Something's wrong.
[21:34] Lily
It's not like how it was before.
[21:37] Lily
Every time I think about it, my chest aches.
[21:43] Akutsu
What the hell was I doing?
[21:46] Akutsu
She's an angel.
[21:49] Akutsu
Amane was cute, though.
[21:56] Akutsu
I'm still not calming down.
[21:58] Akutsu
Wait...
[22:00] Akutsu
This isn't...
[22:01] Lily
Don't tell me...
[22:04] Lily
I've fallen for him?!
[22:04] Akutsu
I've fallen for her?!
E6 - The Panicked Foolish Angel and Demon
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[01:33] Lily
So sleepy...
[01:35] Lily
I'm going to pass out if I don't stay focused.
[01:38] Lily
I hate to admit it,
[01:40] Lily
but I didn't get a moment's sleep last night.
[01:41] Lily
Glare, glare, glare, glare...
[01:44] Lily
All because of what happened yesterday.
[01:53] Lily
I've got to get a grip!
[01:55] Lily
I'm an angel.
[01:58] Lily
I defeat demons and make the world a better...
[02:11] Lily
Where...
[02:14] Lily
Where am I?
[02:15] Lily
I was in the middle of class.
[02:17] Lily
No...
[02:22] Akutsu
So sleepy...
[02:24] Akutsu
I didn't get much sleep last night.
[02:27] Akutsu
Huh?
[02:29] Lily
I-I've fallen asleep in class!
[02:31] Lily
I'm supposed to be an
honor student! How could I?!
[02:33] Akutsu
What's up?
[02:35] Akutsu
You there...
[02:38] Akutsu
Are you in need of help?
[02:42] Lily
Wh-What in the world...
[02:44] Lily
Akutsu's showing up in my dream!
[02:48] Lily
But...
SIGN Akutsu Masatora
SIGN You there...
SIGN Are you in need of help?
SIGN Fri
[02:50] Lily
Why is it dating sim style?
[02:54] Lily
Never mind that.
[02:55] Lily
I need to wake myself up somehow.
[02:58] Lily
I know!
SIGN Fri
SIGN You there...
SIGN Are you in need of help?
[02:59] Lily
If it's dating sim style, there might be
a way to beat the Akutsu path.
[03:05] Lily
Fine, then. I'll just have to
finish the Akutsu path.
SIGN You there...
SIGN Fri
SIGN Are you in need of help?
SIGN Akutsu Masatora
[03:08] Akutsu
What?
SIGN What?
SIGN Fri
SIGN Why are you staring at me
like that?
[03:09] Lily
Akutsu!
[03:09] Akutsu
Why are you staring at me like that?
[03:13] Lily
What in the world?!
[03:14] Lily
Is this a bug?!
[03:15] Lily
Creepy!
[03:18] Lily
Choices...
[03:20] Lily
Wh-What...?
[03:23] Lily
I can't read it.
[03:24] Lily
I still need to move forward.
[03:27] Lily
Let's just try one.
SIGN Akutsu Masatora
SIGN All right. Allow me to
demonstrate my power.
[03:31] Akutsu
All right. Allow me to demonstrate my power.
[03:33] Lily
So freaking creepy!
[03:35] Lily
How is it so glitchy?!
[03:37] Akutsu
Come get a closer look.
[03:40] Lily
Shut up!
[03:46] Akutsu
Come to think of it...
[03:48] Akutsu
I don't think I've ever seen Amane doze off.
[03:51] Akutsu
I wonder what she looks like when she's asleep.
[03:58] Akutsu
Aight.
[03:59] Akutsu
I'll just pretend I never saw that.
SIGN Clothes
vanished
[04:10] Lily
I made it this far with trial and error...
[04:15] Lily
Now I just need to complete this date event,
and I'll have dealt with Akutsu!
[04:20] Lily
That ought to wake me up.
[04:23] Lily
A date?
[04:27] Lily
What am I thinking about?!
[04:30] Lily
This is just an in-game event!
[04:32] Lily
It just turned out this way!
[04:36] Lily
Akutsu?
[04:38] Akutsu
Sorry to keep you waiting.
[04:38] Lily
What the hell?!
[04:39] Akutsu
I came as I quickly as I could.
[04:43] Akutsu
Sh-Should I wake her up?
[04:47] Lily
Don't scare me like that.
[04:50] Lily
You little...
[04:51] Akutsu
Well...
[04:52] Akutsu
She seems happy, so I guess I won't.
[04:57] Lily
I don't know if it's because
I had the stupid idea of going on a date,
[05:00] Lily
but I can't look at his face.
[05:02] Lily
This is foolish!
[05:03] Lily
He's just a demon!
[05:05] Lily
What am I getting so flustered about?
[05:07] Lily
What...
[05:13] Lily
What the...
[05:16] Akutsu
I've been thinking for a while...
[05:18] Akutsu
I might be in love with you.
[05:26] Akutsu
Close your eyes.
[05:27] Lily
Wh-Wh-What is this demon talking about?!
SIGN Close eyes
SIGN Don't close eyes
[05:35] Lily
I'm not closing my eyes, obviously.
[05:40] Lily
Why can't I decide?
[05:42] Lily
Is it because I want to know...
[05:47] Lily
To know where this choice will take me?
[05:50] Lily
And...
[05:52] Lily
What comes after?
[05:54] ---
Close eyes
[06:02] Samurai
I am the Waist Samurai.
[06:09] Lily
Akutsu!
[06:14] Lily
H-Hang in there!
[06:16] Akutsu
I'm sorry...
[06:18] Akutsu
I messed up.
[06:20] Akutsu
I ate so much, my waist just...
[06:24] Akutsu
Please don't look like that.
[06:27] Akutsu
I'm content, you know.
[06:31] Akutsu
I fell in love for the first time.
[06:34] Akutsu
So, please, just one last time...
[06:39] Akutsu
Smile for me.
[06:48] Lily
Akutsu!
[06:54] Akutsu
Amane?
[06:56] Akutsu
You looked like you were
having a nightmare.
[06:58] Yuka
Are you all right?
[07:00] Yuka
Wanna see the nurse?
[07:01] Lily
Akutsu-kun...
[07:04] Lily
Oh... It was a dream.
[07:08] Yuka
Akutsu-kun made her cry!
[07:09] Akutsu
Me?!
SIGN Nurse's Office
[07:30] Lily
I'm always flustered these days.
[07:35] Lily
I thought I was a little more
in control of myself.
[07:40] Lily
I guess I can't help it.
[07:47] Lily
The view here is too bright.
[07:51] Akutsu
Pardon me.
[07:54] Akutsu
Amane, are you here?
[07:56] Akutsu
Tanahashi was worried about you, too.
[07:58] Akutsu
I'm coming in.
[08:04] Akutsu
She's still asleep?
[08:06] Lily
Why is Akutsu here?!
[08:08] Lily
What does he want?!
[08:10] Lily
What are the possible reasons?
[08:14] Akutsu
Are you okay?
[08:15] Akutsu
You had such a bad dream
you had to see the nurse...
[08:18] Akutsu
You had me worried there.
[08:20] Lily
That must be it!
[08:22] Lily
He's using checking on me as an excuse to
fill my heart with something bittersweet!
[08:28] Lily
What a silly plan.
[08:30] Lily
I'm gonna stop him
dead in his tracks, and then...
[08:35] Lily
And then...
[08:39] Lily
What am I thinking about now?!
[08:40] Lily
He's a demon!
[08:44] Lily
What do you want from me?!
[08:46] Akutsu
Oh, you're awake.
[08:48] Akutsu
You could have told me so.
[08:50] Akutsu
So...
[08:56] Lily
He was gonna do it!
[08:58] Lily
He was gonna attack me in my sleep!
[09:02] Lily
He thinks I'm easy prey, does he?
[09:04] Lily
I'm not going down without a fight!
[09:09] Akutsu
What was that for?!
[09:10] Lily
Too bad for you!
[09:12] Lily
You aren't outwitting me!
SIGN Ha ha ha ha
[09:15] Lily
But I commend you for your courage,
trying to attack me in my sleep.
[09:19] Lily
As a reward,
I shall make sure your...
SIGN Boing
[09:24] Lily
So creepy.
[09:25] Akutsu
You did this to me!
[09:27] Akutsu
What's this all about?!
[09:30] Lily
Are you still playing dumb?!
[09:32] Lily
I know what you were about to do!
[09:35] Lily
You were going to attack me in my sleep, and...
[09:37] Lily
Have your way with me,
dressing me up like that and like this!
[09:42] Akutsu
No, that thought never entered my mind.
[09:46] Akutsu
Plus, you were sleeping,
so I was going to wait outside.
[09:48] Lily
You had your necktie off.
[09:50] Akutsu
Ah...
[09:50] Lily
And you were unbuttoned.
[09:52] Akutsu
I wanted to ask you a favor.
[09:55] Akutsu
About this.
[10:01] Akutsu
So, could you erase this, please?
[10:04] Lily
Absolutely not.
[10:05] Akutsu
Amane!
[10:07] Lily
Enough.
[10:08] Lily
Why would I remove your collar for no reason?
[10:11] Akutsu
There is a reason.
[10:13] Lily
Oh?
[10:15] Akutsu
I...
[10:16] Akutsu
I...
[10:19] Akutsu
I want to go to a super sento bath!
[10:23] Akutsu
So could you at least change it
to a less obvious color?
[10:26] Akutsu
Otherwise, I can't even undo my top button...
[10:29] Akutsu
And I'll never get to go to the pool!
[10:31] Lily; Yuka
Akkun!
[10:33] Lily
You want it changed so you can go
to the pool and sento baths?
[10:37] Lily
Weren't you here to find talent?
[10:41] Akutsu
To be honest...
[10:43] Akutsu
I wasn't doing too well in Hell.
[10:49] Akutsu
Meeting all sorts of people in this
world has me feeling fulfilled.
[10:54] Akutsu
So I want to focus on work when I'm working,
and fully enjoy myself in everything else.
[11:01] Akutsu
Unlike Hell, everything here
is blindingly bright.
[11:05] Akutsu
I guess you wouldn't get it, being
an angel who lives in a brilliant world.
[11:12] Akutsu
Huh?
[11:13] Akutsu
Wait, was that cringey?
[11:16] Akutsu
What am I even going on about?
SIGN Nghaaaaaa
[11:19] Akutsu
Why am I going on about my own life?!
[11:21] Lily; Yuka
Creepy! Creepy! Creepy!
SIGN Eww!
Creepy!
SIGN Pupupu
[11:22] Akutsu
She's going to make fun of me now!
SIGN Urghh...
[11:26] Lily
I kinda get it.
[11:28] Akutsu
Of course. You're an angel, so...
[11:32] Lily
I kind of get it.
[11:38] Akutsu
Amane?
[11:43] Lily
I-I suppose you leave me no choice.
[11:47] Lily
It's a pain, but very well.
[11:49] Lily
I'll cleanse your body so nicely, you'll have
no trouble in the pool or the sento baths.
[11:58] Akutsu
So, what do I need to do?
[12:00] Lily
I just need to rewrite it.
[12:03] Lily
You just need to sit still.
[12:05] Lily
Now...
[12:21] Lily
What the...
[12:23] Akutsu
What?
[12:24] Akutsu
Did you mess up?!
[12:25] Akutsu
Am I going to die?!
[12:44] Lily
Wait, that wasn't my intention!
[12:47] Lily
Run away!
[12:49] Akutsu
From who?!
[12:50] Lily
Akutsu!
[12:59] Lily
Akutsu!
[13:00] Akutsu
That was close!
[13:02] Akutsu
Who is she, anyway?
[13:04] Lily
My bad.
[13:05] Lily
That's an anti-demon weapon.
[13:07] Lily
My avatar.
[13:08] Akutsu
Your avatar?!
[13:11] Lily
I had stashed it in your neck.
[13:13] Lily
I don't know why it showed up now.
[13:15] Akutsu
You had that thing in my neck?!
[13:17] Lily
Yeah, er, in case you betrayed me.
[13:20] Akutsu
Amane!
[13:24] Lily
Why?
[13:25] Lily
It's attacking me, its master.
[13:28] Lily
It's not supposed to respond to
anything besides a demon's power.
[13:31] Akutsu
What's going on?!
[13:33] Akutsu
Isn't it on your side?
[13:35] Lily
The only reason I can think of is that
[13:38] Lily
it glitched out because
it was inside a demon for so long.
[13:41] Lily
And now it's going on
an indiscriminate rampage...
[13:44] Sensei
You!
[13:45] Sensei
It's long past time to go home!
[13:47] Sensei
Who's that fool over there
making a ruckus in my classroom?
[13:52] Lily
Protect him!
[13:54] Lily
It's out of control right now!
[13:56] Lily
It'll attack anyone it sees!
[14:19] Akutsu
Thanks!
[14:20] Lily
Just take him somewhere, quick!
[14:24] Akutsu
This thing has nothing if not brute strength.
[14:26] Akutsu
It's going to break
right through these restraints.
[14:29] Akutsu
Hurry up, while I'm still holding it down!
[14:32] Sensei
Akutsu, is that you? Why are you...
[14:35] Akutsu
I-I heard your voice, Sensei.
[14:38] Sensei
I see...
[14:39] Sensei
I won't make it.
[14:41] Akutsu
Sensei, you aren't injured at all.
[14:43] Sensei
That's not true.
[14:45] Sensei
I was blown back by that mysterious woman.
[14:49] Sensei
Y-You have to get everyone else
out of the school.
[14:54] Sensei
Please...
[14:55] Akutsu
Sensei!
[14:58] Akutsu
Sensei!
[15:02] Akutsu
Sensei!
[15:04] Lily
I'm moving him away because
you were to slow to do it!
[15:07] Lily
He should be okay now.
SIGN He's not too okay.
[15:12] Lily
Let's run to the yard!
[15:13] Akutsu
Seriously?!
[15:14] Lily
It's too cramped in here.
[15:15] Lily
My restraints will soon fail.
[15:18] Lily
I'll set up a barrier,
and deal with it in there.
[15:21] Lily
We can't have any more people coming in!
[15:31] Lily
It fell right for it.
[15:47] Akutsu
Damn.
[15:48] Lily
Now, the stage is set.
[15:52] Lily
Time for punishment!
[15:54] Akutsu
Yeah!
[16:05] Lily
Now! Hold it down!
[16:07] Akutsu
All right, got it!
[16:13] Lily
Why?
[16:14] Lily
My avatar shouldn't be that strong...
[16:25] Lily
It's almost like someone is...
[16:31] Lily
That's...
[16:33] Akutsu
Amane!
[16:35] Akutsu
Did it get you?
[16:36] Akutsu
What was that for?
[16:42] Akutsu
That's enough from you!
[16:54] Akutsu
Seriously?
[16:59] Akutsu
Amane! Run!
[17:08] Akutsu
I said run!
[17:10] Akutsu
You dumbass angel!
[17:23] Akutsu
That hurt, you little...
[17:27] Lily
Are you all right?
[17:28] Akutsu
Of course not!
[17:30] Akutsu
Get it together already!
[17:32] Akutsu
We can't go down now!
[17:37] Akutsu
I came to do Hell's work!
[17:39] Akutsu
And you're here to do Heaven's, aren't you?
[17:40] Lily
That's right.
[17:41] Lily
I'd decided to climb the ladder of my ambitions.
[17:44] Lily
I was ready to do anything to make that happen.
[17:49] Lily
So what am I doing right now?!
[17:52] Lily
My knees buckled as soon as
I got a glimpse of the thing.
[17:55] Lily
I'm pathetic.
[17:57] Lily
I never thought I'd be reminded by a demon...
[18:01] Lily
That I can't let myself stop here!
[18:10] Akutsu
Well, now what?
[18:11] Lily
Right.
[18:12] Lily
I have a plan.
[18:13] Lily
It seems to be under someone's control.
[18:16] Akutsu
Someone's control?
[18:17] Lily
Yeah.
[18:18] Lily
So...
[18:21] Akutsu
Really? You can do that?
[18:23] Lily
Don't be silly.
[18:25] Lily
Trust in your master.
[18:29] Akutsu
All right.
[18:30] Lily
Now, go!
[18:31] Akutsu
Yeah!
[18:34] Akutsu
Stay calm!
[18:44] Akutsu
You may be fast,
[18:47] Akutsu
but that doesn't matter if you
don't know where I'm coming from!
[18:49] Akutsu
You're wide open!
[18:52] Akutsu
You're mine!
[18:55] Akutsu
N-No way...
[18:58] Akutsu
It can't be...
[19:02] Akutsu
I didn't think you'd actually fall for that.
[19:04] Akutsu
Not good enough!
[19:10] Akutsu
Once I've got you, you're mine!
[19:13] Akutsu
Amane!
[19:14] Lily
Sheesh.
[19:15] Lily
It would have been easier to just disable it.
[19:25] Lily
I knew it. Snakes.
[19:26] Lily
It's my avatar, and I'm taking it back!
[19:47] Akutsu
Is it over?
[19:48] Lily
Yeah.
[19:51] Akutsu
That was way more exhausting than usual.
[19:55] Akutsu
My whole body feels heavy.
[19:57] Lily
I'm sorry.
[19:58] Lily
I still had you bound.
[20:00] Akutsu
Are you serious?
[20:01] Akutsu
Is that why I didn't have my full strength?
[20:03] Lily
Thanks for all your effort.
[20:06] Akutsu
Where did that come from?
[20:07] Akutsu
Oh, yeah...
[20:08] Akutsu
You better not have put
that thing back inside me.
[20:11] Lily
I erased the snakes.
[20:13] Akutsu
What about the avatar?
[20:15] Lily
I returned it to myself, obviously.
[20:20] Akutsu
Amane!
[20:23] Akutsu
Amane?
[20:25] Akutsu
Hey!
[20:33] Akutsu
It's falling apart!
[20:35] Akutsu
I need to get out!
[20:43] Woman
You're useless.
[20:46] Woman
Though she did defeat my snakes...
[20:49] Woman
Was she that powerful before?
[20:52] Woman
Now I'm curious.
[20:54] Woman
You, go take a look.
[20:57] Man
We won't get approval.
[21:00] Woman
It's fine.
[21:01] Woman
I'll make the request.
[21:03] Man
Very well, Sister.
[21:28] Akutsu
What the hell am I thinking?!
[21:33] Akutsu
That was a hell of a day.
[21:36] Akutsu
I never thought this thing
would have led to all this...
[21:39] Akutsu
Wait, I never solved that problem!
[21:43] Akutsu
Sorry.
[21:44] Akutsu
I guess we can deal with it tomorrow.
[21:46] Akutsu
Later.
[21:54] Akutsu
Amane?
[22:00] Lily
Don't leave.
E7 - The Exposed Foolish Angel and Demon
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[00:00] Lily
Now, go!
[00:01] Akutsu
Yeah!
[00:04] Akutsu
Stay calm!
[00:14] Akutsu
You may be fast,
[00:17] Akutsu
but that doesn't matter if you
don't know where I'm coming from!
[00:19] Akutsu
You're wide open!
[00:22] Akutsu
You're mine!
[00:25] Akutsu
N-No way...
[00:28] Akutsu
It can't be...
[00:32] Akutsu
I didn't think you'd actually fall for that.
[00:34] Akutsu
Not good enough!
[00:40] Akutsu
Once I've got you, you're mine!
[00:43] Akutsu
Amane!
[00:44] Lily
Sheesh.
[00:45] Lily
It would have been easier to just disable it.
[00:48] Lily
You lousy demon!
[00:55] Lily
I knew it. Snakes.
[00:56] Lily
It's my avatar, and I'm taking it back!
[01:17] Akutsu
Is it over?
[01:18] Lily
Yeah.
[01:21] Akutsu
That was way more exhausting than usual.
[01:25] Akutsu
My whole body feels heavy.
[01:27] Lily
I'm sorry.
[01:28] Lily
I still had you bound.
[01:29] Akutsu
Are you serious?
[01:31] Akutsu
Is that why I didn't have my full strength?
[01:33] Lily
Thanks for all your effort.
[01:35] Akutsu
Where did that come from?
[01:37] Akutsu
Oh, yeah...
[01:38] Akutsu
You better not have put
that thing back inside me.
[01:41] Lily
I erased the snakes.
[01:43] Akutsu
What about the avatar?
[01:45] Lily
I returned it to myself, obviously.
[01:49] Akutsu
Amane!
[01:53] Akutsu
Amane?
[01:55] Akutsu
Hey!
[02:03] Akutsu
It's falling apart!
[02:05] Akutsu
I need to get out!
[03:58] Akutsu
What the hell am I thinking?!
[04:03] Akutsu
That was a hell of a day.
[04:05] Akutsu
I never thought this thing
would have led to all this...
[04:08] Akutsu
Wait, I never solved that problem!
[04:12] Akutsu
Sorry.
[04:14] Akutsu
I guess we can deal with it tomorrow.
[04:16] Akutsu
Later.
[04:24] Akutsu
Amane?
[04:28] Lily
Don't leave.
[04:32] Akutsu
Huh?!
SIGN Huh?!
[04:34] Akutsu
What the hell is she talking about?!
SIGN No, no, no, no!
[04:36] Akutsu
If she's telling me
not to go home at this hour...
[04:38] Akutsu
Is she telling me to stay over?
[04:44] Akutsu
She's trembling.
[04:46] Akutsu
I see...
[04:48] Akutsu
She did seem off.
[04:51] Akutsu
I'm not eager to help an angel, but...
[04:57] Akutsu
I guess I have no choice.
[05:12] Akutsu
That was a long day.
[05:17] Akutsu
Even without the avatar,
I can't escape as long as I have this thing.
[05:23] Akutsu
I did ask her to at least change it
to a less obvious color,
[05:26] Akutsu
but that never got anywhere, either.
[05:29] Akutsu
She said it was under
someone's control, right?
[05:35] Akutsu
Was there some kind of issue in Heaven?
[05:39] Akutsu
Not that it's my problem either way, I guess.
[05:42] Akutsu
But I wish she'd return the favor
for me helping her out.
[05:50] Akutsu
Wait, why did I end up helping her?
[05:53] Akutsu
I could have just left her to it.
[05:56] Amane
Goodbye!
SIGN Goodbye!
[05:58] Akutsu
Not that I'd want to watch her
die right in front of me.
[06:02] Akutsu
Wait a second, am I...
[06:04] Akutsu
A really good guy?
SIGN I don't know about that.
[06:09] Akutsu
Who are you?!
[06:15] Akutsu
I'm me.
[06:18] Akutsu
Yeah, so who are you?
[06:21] Akutsu
I'm...
[06:22] Akutsu
You!
[06:24] Akutsu
He's pretty bold for a guy
who just messed up.
[06:26] Akutsu
Huh? What's going on?
[06:28] Akutsu
Am I dreaming?
[06:29] Akutsu
Is this a doppelganger situation?
[06:31] Akutsu
It doesn't matter.
[06:33] Akutsu
It absolutely does!
[06:37] Akutsu
It's true that you're a good guy.
[06:40] Akutsu
But that isn't all, is it?
[06:42] Akutsu
What do you want?
[06:45] Akutsu
You're a demon.
[06:47] Akutsu
She's an angel.
[06:49] Akutsu
There must be a reason you saved an enemy.
[06:53] Akutsu
A reason?
[06:54] Akutsu
That's right.
[06:56] Akutsu
You're in love!
[06:59] Akutsu
Wh-What?!
[07:03] Akutsu
What are you talking about?
[07:05] Akutsu
That's obviously not true!
[07:08] Akutsu
It's fine. You don't need to hide it.
[07:11] Akutsu
I mean...
[07:13] Akutsu
I know everything about you.
[07:18] Akutsu
Don't be so negative.
[07:21] Akutsu
I'm not.
[07:23] Akutsu
I think you've got a good chance.
[07:27] Akutsu
She just asked you not to leave.
[07:31] Akutsu
Because she's scared, obviously.
[07:34] Akutsu
You don't understand women, do you?
[07:38] Akutsu
What kind of person does she
want around at a time like this?
[07:43] Akutsu
Well, I guess...
[07:46] Akutsu
That's right.
[07:47] Akutsu
She's got...
[07:49] Akutsu
She's got...
[07:51] Akutsu
Feelings for you!
[07:53] Akutsu
Feelings for me?!
[07:56] Akutsu
I see!
[07:58] Akutsu
I understand perfectly now!
[08:01] Akutsu
In other words, sleeping in that bed
right now is a girl who likes me?
SIGN Exactly!
[08:06] Akutsu
You understand perfectly, don't you?!
[08:13] Akutsu
The princess is awake.
[08:15] Akutsu
Now, show me your adorable face!
[08:19] Akutsu
Giddy, giddy!
[08:20] Akutsu
Thump, thump!
SIGN I don't know about that!
[08:51] Lily
I'm home?
[08:55] Lily
I guess I never changed out of my uniform.
[09:20] Lily
I can't remember how I got home.
[09:24] Lily
Akutsu!
[09:25] Lily
What's wrong with you?!
[09:27] Lily
Why are you here?!
[09:28] Akutsu
Sensei...
[09:29] Akutsu
Please, no...
[09:31] Lily
He's talking in his sleep.
[09:33] Lily
Why is he in my bedroom?
[09:36] (Flashback) Lily
Don't leave.
[09:38] (Flashback) Lily
Don't leave.
[09:41] Lily
Don't leave.
[09:43] Lily
Don't leave.
SIGN Ngahhhh
SIGN Urhghhhh
[09:48] Lily
What have you done, you sleep-talking fool?!
[09:53] Lily
I'm left with no choice.
[09:55] Lily
I shall erase your memories
with this Baalbek ruin-looking thing!
[10:13] Lily
Yeah...
[10:14] Lily
That's from when...
[10:16] Lily
He got hurt protecting me.
[10:29] Lily
Why did you save me?
[10:34] Lily
We're enemies.
[10:35] Lily
You could have chosen to abandon me.
[10:38] Lily
Or do you, well...
[10:41] Lily
Have...
[10:43] Lily
In any case, er...
[10:46] Lily
Th-Thanks.
[10:51] Lily
I said it!
[10:52] Lily
Don't you dare ask for any more gratitude!
[10:55] Lily
Or for rewards!
[10:57] Lily
Shoot! I did say I'd give him
a hug as a reward!
[11:02] (Flashback) Lily
For every ten jobs well done,
I shall give you a hug.
[11:07] Lily
I was just kidding, but if he remembers that...
[11:12] Lily
What he did was worth about
ten thousand jobs well done.
[11:16] Akutsu
Sensei, you're so heavy...
[11:19] Lily
It's cowardly, but I suppose I should
make it an established fact.
[11:24] Lily
B-By the way, you did a good job.
[11:28] Lily
I shall reward...
[11:29] Akutsu
H-Hug...
[11:36] Lily
Wh-Wh-What are you...
[11:38] Lily
Are you out of your mind?!
[11:39] Lily
There's no way we could!
[11:41] Lily
Don't be so absurd!
[11:45] Lily
I was the one who said it first!
[11:48] Lily
What do I do?
[11:49] Lily
My pride won't let me back down on what I said.
[11:52] Lily
Still!
[11:55] Lily
What the hell? A hug?!
[11:56] Lily
That's so embarrassing!
[11:59] Akutsu
Stop it, Sensei... Please, don't...
[11:59] Lily
Should I pretend that never happened?
[12:09] Lily
J-Just this once.
[12:12] Lily
I'm not doing it again.
[12:17] Lily
J-Just this once.
[12:19] Lily
I'm not doing it again.
[12:31] Lily
Hang on.
[12:32] Lily
Akutsu's asleep.
[12:35] Lily
I can't hug him now.
[12:37] Lily
I can't wake him up either, though.
[12:40] Lily
Wh-What...
SIGN How
am
I
supposed
to
be
hugged?
[12:44] Lily
Still, I don't want him getting on
my case after he wakes up, either.
[12:49] Lily
I'm damned if I do, damned if I don't!
[12:53] Sensei
All right, next.
SIGN Techniques for Seducing Women (Basics)
[12:55] Sensei
In order to understand women,
you think like a woman.
[12:58] Sensei
Naturally, then, you will understand.
[13:00] Sensei
Okay, I'll demonstrate.
[13:04] Sensei
H-Hurry!
[13:09] Akutsu
What's that about?
[13:10] Sensei
Don't think! Feel!
[13:12] Sensei
Try it!
[13:15] Akutsu
Hurry!
[13:17] Sensei
That's it!
[13:18] Sensei
Do it again!
[13:20] Akutsu
Hurry!
[13:21] Sensei
Good! With more feminine charm!
[13:25] Akutsu
H-H...
[13:29] Akutsu
Hurry!
[13:31] Lily
He's awake!
[13:33] Lily
Wait, is he still asleep?
[13:35] Lily
To think he would egg me on,
even in his sleep...
[13:37] Akutsu
Hurry!
[13:38] Lily
Sh-Shush!
[13:40] Lily
I was just about to do it!
[13:43] Lily
But...
[13:45] Lily
Where do I start?
[13:50] Lily
Found it!
[13:51] Lily
That's the spot!
[13:52] Lily
It'll be a bit more hug-like if I fit there.
[14:26] Lily
Don't you dare wake up, Akutsu!
[14:35] Lily
Th-That should be enough...
[14:43] Lily
E-E-E-Emergency!
SIGN Like a feather.
SIGN Good smell.
[14:57] Lily
Is he trembling?
[15:01] Lily
He did nearly lose his life.
[15:04] Lily
I can't blame him.
[15:06] Lily
Of course he'd have nightmares.
[15:13] Lily
I never thought, though, that just being
with someone could be so relaxing.
[15:23] Lily
I totally forgot.
[15:25] Lily
I need to change the color of this thing.
[15:29] Lily
Jeez.
[15:36] Lily
It ended up being a really special reward.
[15:53] Lily
That ought to do it.
[15:59] Akutsu
Sorry, I have no money
SIGN Sorry, I have no money
[16:01] Lily
What are you, a thief?!
[16:03] Lily
I'm going to bill you later!
[16:05] Lily
How did he bring me home, anyway?
SIGN Nah, no way.
[16:12] Lily
Nah, no way.
SIGN Nah, no way.
[16:16] Lily
Nope, nope, nope.
SIGN Nope
SIGN Nope
SIGN Nope
SIGN Nope
SIGN Nope
SIGN Nope
[16:19] Lily
Which can only mean...
SIGN Ahhh!
[16:29] Lily
He was totally carrying me!
[16:45] Akutsu
What's going on?!
[16:46] Akutsu
It must be Amane's doing!
[16:55] Akutsu
Guess I'll leave.
[17:16] Akutsu
Oh, right.
[17:18] Akutsu
The lock here...
[17:41] Akutsu
Hey.
[17:42] Akutsu
Did I wake you?
[17:44] Lily
No, it was about time for
me to wake up anyway.
[17:47] Akutsu
Yeah?
[17:48] Akutsu
So, how are you feeling?
[17:50] Lily
I don't need a demon's concern.
[17:53] Akutsu
You sound like you're doing fine.
[17:56] Lily
Why are you still here?
[18:02] Lily
What's this?
[18:04] Akutsu
I was hungry.
[18:06] Akutsu
So I helped myself to your fridge.
[18:10] Lily
No, I mean, why did you make some for me?
[18:13] Akutsu
To thank you.
[18:14] Lily
For?
[18:15] Akutsu
For this.
[18:20] Lily
I'm just doing my duty as your owner.
[18:21] Akutsu
Sure, sure.
[18:23] Akutsu
Also, I can't lock the door here.
[18:25] Akutsu
So I figured...
[18:26] Lily
It'll lock if you close it.
[18:28] Akutsu
Oh, I see.
[18:30] Akutsu
It's an auto lock.
[18:38] Akutsu
Never mind that. Let's eat.
[18:40] Akutsu
It's not going to be as good
as your pasta, though.
[18:44] Lily
Y-You don't know that.
[18:48] Lily
N-Never mind.
[18:55] Lily
Thank you.
[18:57] Akutsu
Whoops.
[19:00] Akutsu
Time to eat.
[19:11] Lily
Just this one time.
[19:17] Akutsu
What's up?
[19:20] Akutsu
I was just showing off a little.
[19:25] Akutsu
You have so many green peppers at your place.
[19:27] Lily
They happened to be on sale.
[19:30] Akutsu
Why buy them if you hate them,
even if they were on sale?
[19:32] Lily
I never said I hate them.
[19:34] Akutsu
Did you not?
[19:35] Lily
Just shut up and eat.
[19:37] Akutsu
Mm-hm.
[19:58] Lily
He's weirdly radiant.
[20:04] Akutsu
Later.
[20:06] Lily
Hey!
[20:07] Lily
School's this way.
[20:09] Akutsu
I'm skipping first period.
[20:12] Akutsu
I'm going home to shower.
[20:14] Lily
Do you really think that's acceptable?
[20:17] Akutsu
You don't have to say it like that.
[20:19] Akutsu
I helped you yesterday, you know.
[20:23] Lily
Well, well, good thing you saved me yesterday.
[20:26] Akutsu
What's that supposed to mean?
[20:27] Lily
If that thing had taken me out,
your collar would have exploded.
[20:33] Akutsu
Y-You're kidding!
[20:40] Akutsu
How is that a thing?!
[20:43] Lily
I lied.
[20:44] Akutsu
Cut it out with the silly lies!
[20:46] Lily
Did I scare you?
[20:48] Akutsu
Huh?
[20:50] Akutsu
Not really.
[20:51] Lily
I changed the color.
[20:52] Lily
Be grateful.
[20:54] Lily
I did it while you were asleep.
[20:57] Lily
I promised, after all.
[20:59] Akutsu
Really?
[21:00] Akutsu
Yay!
[21:02] Akutsu
Thanks, Amane!
[21:05] Akutsu
Here we go, to the super sento baths!
[21:06] Akutsu
Here we go, to the pools!
[21:08] Lily
Stop it, you're embarrassing me!
[21:12] Yuka
Well, well!
[21:17] Hirota
A-A-Akkun and Lily-chan
are doing morning-after stuff!
[21:23] Hirota
Morning after! Morning after!
[21:25] Hirota
Morning after! Morning after!
SIGN Akutsu's Truth
[22:59] Sensei
Hold me tighter!
[23:02] Akutsu
Please, no more!
[23:07] Lily
He did nearly lose his life.
[23:11] Lily
I can't blame him.
[23:15] Lily
Of course he'd have nightmares.
[23:24] Cat
So that's what really happened.
[23:27] Wolf
Saved by a misunderstanding.
[23:29] Cat
So there was an opportunity
hidden in the worst of situations.
[23:34] Wolf
It's funny how the world works, huh?
E8 - The Misunderstanding Foolish Angel and Demon
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[01:32] Lily
This is a problem.
[01:35] Akutsu
What is?
[01:36] Lily
You haven't noticed yet, huh?
[01:39] Lily
I'm glad I called for you
before we went to class.
[01:43] Lily
Listen, there's an uproar in class right now.
It's like we poked a beehive.
[01:46] Akutsu
Why?
[01:47] Lily
This morning, we were seen
leaving my condo together.
[01:52] Akutsu
Right, we were.
[01:53] Lily
And...
[01:54] Lily
And...
[01:56] Lily
The whole class has heard about it!
[02:00] Akutsu
Say what?!
[02:02] Lily
I went after Yuka-chan and Hirota as soon as
they saw us to try to deal with it, but...
[02:09] Lily
They had already vanished without a trace!
[02:12] Lily
Maybe I got ahead of them at some point.
[02:15] Lily
That must be it!
[02:16] (Flashback) Lily
Morning.
[02:17] Lily
I opened the door to the classroom,
hoping for the best.
[02:21] Lily
But there...
[02:25] Lily
There, demons were waiting for me,
their brains filled with terrible thoughts!
[02:31] Lily
I realized it could turn out to be a long day.
[02:35] Lily
But as many of them as there are,
they're mere humans.
[02:38] Lily
I could easily plow through them.
[02:41] Lily
Or so I thought.
[02:42] Lily
Alas, the moment I got to my seat...
SIGN Alas
[02:45] Lily
I was swarmed.
[02:50] Lily
Captured and trampled upon
in the blink of an eye!
[02:55] Lily
I only barely managed to make it out here.
[02:59] Lily
I was so scared.
[03:00] Akutsu
I had no idea...
[03:02] Akutsu
But how did the rumor get around so quickly?
[03:05] Akutsu
Was someone else watching us?
[03:07] Lily
No...
[03:08] Lily
It's Hirota.
[03:09] Akutsu
Hirota told everyone?!
[03:11] Lily
No... It's not that he told anyone.
[03:16] Tanigawa
Hirota!
[03:16] (Flashback) Hirota
Akkun and Lily-chan
were doing morning-after stuff...
[03:17] Tanigawa
Come on! Hirota!
[03:19] (Flashback) Hirota
Akkun and Lily-chan
were doing morning-after stuff...
[03:20] Hirota
Akkun and Lily-chan
were doing morning-after stuff...
[03:23] (Flashback) Hirota
Akkun and Lily-chan
were doing morning-after stuff...
SIGN Akkun and Lily-chan were doing morning-after stuff...
They came out of the same condo together.
[03:25] (Flashback) Hirota
They came out of the same condo together.
[03:28] (Flashback) Hirota
They came out of the same condo together.
[03:29] (Flashback) Tanigawa
Hirota!
[03:31] Lily
It was leaking out of Hirota,
whose hair had thinned from the shock.
[03:35] Akutsu
Are you sure that wasn't Sensei?
[03:37] Lily
No, it was Hirota!
[03:38] Lily
Tanigawa was calling his name, too!
[03:40] Lily
Either way, we need to do something!
[03:44] Akutsu
Do you really need to be so bothered?
[03:46] Akutsu
I don't actually mind that much.
[03:49] Akutsu
Yeah, and it's not going to affect my work.
[03:53] Girl 1
You're going out with Amane-san,
aren't you, Akutsu-kun?
[03:55] Girl 2
Is it true you're going around
hitting on girls?
[03:58] Girl 2
That's so creepy.
[03:59] Akutsu
Wait, it is!
[04:01] Akutsu
I'm not going to be able to
talk to any good talent I find!
[04:06] Akutsu
All right.
[04:07] Akutsu
I'll help out.
[04:11] Akutsu
Let's cooperate and dispel the rumor together.
[04:16] Lily
You're freaking out an awful lot.
[04:17] Akutsu
I'm not!
[04:18] Akutsu
I'm not freaking out!
[04:20] Akutsu
Seriously, it's no biggie!
[04:22] Lily
You don't need to panic so much.
[04:25] Lily
Well, fine.
[04:26] Lily
Why don't we show them...
[04:29] Lily
An angel and a demon putting on a little show!
[04:34] Girl 1
What? No way.
[04:36] Girl 2
You aren't lying?
[04:37] Lily
I'm serious.
[04:38] Lily
There are even more people now.
[04:40] Lily
And Yuka-chan's joined the fray, too.
[04:43] Lily
I guess I'm not surprised, considering
she was one of the witnesses.
[04:47] Lily
Damn you...
[04:53] Lily
Anyway, like I said earlier...
[04:57] Lily
Here we go.
[04:59] Lily
Sorry, I'm gonna go buy a drink.
[05:03] Girl 1
I'll go buy one!
[05:05] Yuka
A tactical retreat, maybe?
[05:09] Lily
It isn't.
[05:10] Lily
It's...
[05:13] Lily
A strategic confrontation!
[05:19] Yuka
Hmm?!
[05:25] Lily
Oh, sorry.
[05:26] Akutsu
Hey, my bad.
[05:29] Lily
Are you on your way to school?
[05:30] Akutsu
I was just taking a shower.
[05:33] Lily
Oh, yeah, were you all right?
[05:35] Akutsu
Huh?
[05:36] Akutsu
Oh, yeah, thanks to you.
[05:40] Lily
Great.
[05:41] Lily
Oh, I'm going to go buy a drink.
[05:44] Akutsu
Sure.
[05:45] Akutsu
Later!
[05:51] Girl 3
What was that shameless act?
[05:53] Girl 4
That was so obvious.
[05:55] Koyamatsu
Hold it!
[06:00] Girl 1
Koyamatsu-san!
[06:01] Girl 2
It's the manga freak, Koyamatsu-san!
[06:04] Koyamatsu
I've analyzed all of it.
[06:06] Koyamatsu
That might not have been an act.
[06:10] All
Huh? It obviously was.
[06:12] Koyamatsu
Didn't any of you notice?
[06:14] Koyamatsu
Those two seemed to be
holding a normal conversation,
[06:17] Koyamatsu
but they were properly distanced
with their personal space.
[06:21] Yuka
Personal...?
[06:22] Koyamatsu
If they were both acting,
[06:24] Koyamatsu
there would've been some
awkwardness to give it away.
[06:26] Koyamatsu
They might be too close together
or too far away...
[06:29] Koyamatsu
But those two were definitely maintaining
a normal distance from each other!
[06:33] Koyamatsu
Which means they aren't going steady!
[06:37] All
Say what?!
[06:38] Koyamatsu
But there's still the possibility
that it was an act.
[06:42] Koyamatsu
Let's observe for a while longer!
[06:43] All
Mm-hmm!
[06:45] Akutsu
You're amazing, Amane...
[06:47] Akutsu
They fell right for your plan!
SIGN Amane
[06:51] Akutsu
Angels sure are a force to be reckoned with.
[06:55] Yuka
Oh, but then again, like....
SIGN Oh, but then again, like....
[06:56] Yuka
"Akutsu-kun was taking a stroll
on his way home from school
[06:59] Yuka
when he discovered a huge condo,
[07:00] Yuka
and his curiosity got the better of him,
so he went in to explore but got lost,
[07:02] Yuka
and fought off enemies
as he made his way to the exit.
[07:06] Yuka
But then he fell for a trap
and was encased in stone until I,
[07:07] Yuka
who happened to live in the condo,
came to his rescue,"
[07:10] Yuka
is what Lily-chan said,
but do we actually believe her?
[07:13] Akutsu
Impressive, Amane.
[07:15] Akutsu
You're terrifying.
[07:16] Akutsu
Terrifyingly stupid, that is!
[07:18] Lily
You deal with it from here, nyohoho!
[07:20] Girl 1
Yeah, that was a bit much.
[07:21] Yuka
Who gets encased in stone these days, anyway?
[07:25] Akutsu
Whoops!
[07:28] Akutsu
Would you look at that!
[07:33] Akutsu
There was some marble still left on me.
[07:37] All
Maybe it was a misunderstanding after all.
[07:40] All
He does have marble on him.
[07:42] All
Yes!
[07:45] Tanigawa
Morning, Akutsu-kun.
[07:47] Akutsu
Morning, Tanigawa.
[07:51] Hirota
M-Morning.
[07:54] Akutsu
She wasn't kidding!
[07:56] Yuka
So, anyway, Kensaku gradually grew older,
[08:00] Yuka
and by the time I looked at him again,
he looked like Shiromura-sensei.
[08:03] Yuka
That was surprising.
[08:04] Tanigawa
I thought it was Sensei, too.
[08:07] Yuka
Right?
[08:08] Yuka
I'm glad you're back to normal, Kensaku.
[08:11] Hirota
Y-Yeah...
[08:13] Lily
What is she doing now?
[08:16] Yuka
Come on, let's go eat together.
[08:20] Lily
She said that threateningly.
[08:22] Lily
Stay on your guard, all right?
[08:25] Lily
Hey, look at me, fool!
[08:28] Yuka
Speaking of which, Lily-chan...
[08:31] Yuka
Sorry about earlier.
[08:33] Yuka
I couldn't help but be curious.
[08:34] Lily
Nah, it's totally fine.
[08:37] Yuka
Really?
[08:38] Yuka
Then, by way of apology...
[08:40] Yuka
Here, say "Ah."
[08:42] Yuka
Come on.
[08:47] Yuka
Is it good?
[08:48] Lily
Hmm?
[08:49] Lily
Sure, thanks.
[08:50] Tanigawa
Man, what a beautiful sight.
[08:53] Akutsu
Huh?
[08:53] Yuka
Hmm?
[08:54] Yuka
What are you looking at, Akutsu-kun?
[08:56] Yuka
Are you envious?
[08:58] Lily
That's what you're after!
[08:59] Lily
Which means her next move...
[09:01] Yuka
Akutsu-kun says he wants to be fed.
[09:04] Yuka
You should do it, Lily-chan.
[09:06] Yuka
Hm-hm.
[09:08] Lily
That's her next move.
[09:10] Lily
But I'm sure Akutsu expects that much.
[09:14] Lily
It won't be an issue.
[09:15] Yuka
Oh, all right.
[09:17] Yuka
Here, say "Ah."
[09:22] Akutsu
What...
[09:23] Lily
...is that?!
[09:25] Yuka
Well?
[09:26] Yuka
You didn't expect that, did you?
[09:28] Yuka
It's really embarrassing, though.
[09:30] (Flashback) Koyamatsu
Let's see...
[09:31] (Flashback) Koyamatsu
According to my database...
[09:33] (Flashback) Koyamatsu
It's jealousy.
[09:34] (Flashback) Koyamatsu
Get close with one of the two,
and make the other jealous.
[09:38] (Flashback) Koyamatsu
That's the easiest way
to get to the bottom of it.
[09:40] (Flashback) Yuka
You're awesome, Koyamatsu-san!
[09:42] (Flashback) Yuka
Let's go with that!
[09:45] (Flashback) Koyamatsu
It's no big deal.
[09:46] Yuka
And I can make Kensaku jealous
at the same time, too.
[09:50] Yuka
Oh, come on. Don't be shy.
[09:52] Yuka
We're friends, aren't we? This is normal.
[09:55] Akutsu
R-Right...
[09:57] Yuka
And I set it up ahead of time
so there are no misunderstandings.
[09:59] Yuka
Well? Lily-chan?
[10:07] Yuka
She's reacting really obviously!
[10:09] Yuka
I never knew she could make that face!
[10:15] Yuka
He didn't hesitate at all.
[10:17] Yuka
Let's see...
[10:18] Yuka
Lily-chan, do you wanna be fed, too?
[10:22] Yuka
O-Oh shit, I pissed her off!
[10:25] Lily
No way.
[10:26] Lily
That's embarrassing.
[10:28] Yuka
That smile is seriously scaring me.
[10:32] Tanigawa
How was it?
[10:33] Akutsu
Hmm?
[10:34] Akutsu
It was a normal tomato.
[10:37] Yuka
I don't think they're going out or anything.
[10:40] Yuka
He would have hesitated more.
[10:42] Yuka
And if they were trying to hide it,
they would be making eye contact or something.
[10:46] Yuka
Neither of those things is true,
[10:48] Yuka
which means there was some other reason
they were coming out together.
[10:51] Yuka
But...
[10:57] Lily
Why am I so irritated?
[10:59] Lily
Of course...
[11:00] Lily
It must be because I had
to look at his goofy face.
[11:03] Lily
What an awful thing to see during my meal.
[11:06] Lily
This is sexual harassment!
[11:09] Yuka
There's definitely something going on.
[11:11] Yuka
All right...
[11:12] Yuka
I'm going to give them a nudge.
[11:14] Yuka
So, Akutsu-kun...
[11:16] Yuka
Are you free this weekend?
[11:18] Akutsu
Yeah, for now.
[11:20] Yuka
In that case...
[11:21] Yuka
Wanna go somewhere together next weekend?
[11:30] Yuka
Well?
[11:32] Yuka
Do I look good?
[11:34] Akutsu
Y-Yeah.
[11:35] Akutsu
That looks pretty good.
[11:37] Yuka
Are you just saying that?
[11:39] Akutsu
Of course not.
[11:41] Akutsu
What was she expecting?
[11:42] Akutsu
I said okay so she wouldn't be suspicious...
[11:45] Akutsu
But there has to be a reason
she asked to hang out out.
[11:47] Yuka
What's wrong?
[11:48] Yuka
You don't have to be so nervous.
[11:50] Yuka
I just wanted to hang out with you.
[11:53] Yuka
I'm not scheming anything. Okay?
[11:57] Akutsu
You're right.
[11:59] Akutsu
I don't have to go demon hunting on weekends.
[12:01] Akutsu
I guess I should have fun.
[12:02] Akutsu
Actually, those glasses are pretty nice.
[12:05] Akutsu
Nice glasses.
[12:05] Yuka
Really?
[12:07] Yuka
Maybe I'll buy them, then.
[12:08] Akutsu
Do it!
[12:09] Yuka
Yay!
[12:22] Lily
Damn you, Akutsu!
[12:23] Lily
What's with that giddy face?
[12:25] Lily
Don't you get that Yuka-chan
is suspicious of the two of us?
[12:29] Lily
I need to keep an eye on him so that I can
stop him when he's about to say anything off!
[12:34] Lily
I'm not peeping.
[12:36] Lily
This is a mission.
[12:37] Tanigawa
Yeah, this is definitely interesting.
[12:40] Tanigawa
I didn't think you would invite me, though.
[12:43] Lily
N-No?
[12:45] (Flashback) Lily
Maybe we should tag along.
SIGN Maybe
we
should
tag
along.
SIGN In secret.
[12:47] (Flashback) Lily
In secret.
SIGN Oh, not to peep or anything,
but because
Yuka-chan's
my friend.
[12:48] (Flashback) Lily
Oh, not to peep or anything,
but because Yuka-chan's my friend.
[12:52] Tanigawa
I didn't think you'd
be interested in this.
[12:53] Lily
I-I can't help but be curious!
[12:56] Tanigawa
Yeah?
[12:57] Tanigawa
Thanks for inviting me, though.
[12:59] Tanigawa
Hirota's losing it, too.
[13:01] Hirota
I'm finally on a date with Lily-chan!
[13:04] Lily
Hirota!
[13:04] Lily
You're just insurance in case
we get caught following them.
[13:07] Lily
This is definitely not a date!
[13:08] Yuka
Lily-chan came to check up on Akutsu-kun.
[13:12] Akutsu
You have feelings for me?!
[13:15] Lily
With you here, I can make up
some kind of cover story.
[13:17] Lily
Further, with Tanigawa here
as an optional member,
[13:21] Lily
they won't think I'm on a date with Hirota.
[13:23] Tanigawa
Hello. I'm optional.
SIGN Hello.
SIGN I'm optional.
[13:26] Tanigawa
I'm surprised about Yuka-chan, though.
[13:29] Tanigawa
I thought she was all about Hirota.
[13:31] Tanigawa
Akutsu-kun looks like
he's having fun, too.
SIGN fun, too
[13:36] Tanigawa
What's up?
[13:37] Lily
Oh, it's nothing.
[13:40] Tanigawa
Yeah?
[13:41] Tanigawa
Things are looking nice
over there, though, huh?
[13:43] Tanigawa
They practically look like
a couple from this distance.
[13:49] Tanigawa
I see.
[13:49] Tanigawa
Yuka-chan's trying to give Amane-chan a jolt.
[13:54] Tanigawa
They're so lovey-dovey, huh?
[13:57] Tanigawa
Not bad.
SIGN Not bad.
[13:58] Lily
Y-Yeah, they are...
[14:03] Tanigawa
Looks like they're moving.
[14:04] Tanigawa
Amane-san, hurry.
[14:05] Lily
R-Right.
[14:24] Tanigawa
Amane-san, they went that way.
[14:26] Lily
Right.
[14:31] Lily
What is this?
[14:33] Lily
Watching them makes my chest sting.
[14:38] Lily
I came to keep an eye on them,
but now I don't want to see it.
[14:45] Tanigawa
Hey, Amane-san.
[14:46] Tanigawa
If you're going to be so down,
maybe you could try being more honest.
[14:51] Lily
Wh-What about?
[14:52] Tanigawa
You, too, Hirota.
[14:54] Hirota
Huh?
[14:55] Hirota
I-I dunno what you're talking about.
[14:57] Tanigawa
Are you sure?
[14:58] Tanigawa
It's all right, then.
[15:00] Tanigawa
Anyway, I have plans later.
[15:03] Tanigawa
Good luck.
[15:05] Lily
Right...
[15:06] Lily
Hey, Hirota-kun, was that...
[15:08] Hirota
Oh, I'm going to the washroom for a bit.
[15:10] Hirota
Might be a while.
SIGN All alone...
[15:21] Lily
Maybe I should go home.
[15:24] Lily
Why did Tanigawa say that, though?
[15:27] Lily
Also, this ache in my chest...
[15:30] Lily
W-Wait, is Tanigawa trying to suggest
I'm jealous or something?
[15:36] Lily
That's impossible!
[15:38] Lily
I already determined after that
incident that those feelings
[15:41] Lily
were a misunderstanding.
[15:43] Lily
In my inner meeting.
[15:45] Lily
But...
[15:47] Lily
But...
[15:49] Lily
If that's really true...
[15:54] Lily
I-I...
[15:59] Yuka
Akutsu-kun, over here!
[16:01] Akutsu
Hold up.
[16:03] Yuka
Let's sit down.
[16:04] Yuka
I'm tired.
[16:05] Lily
Ack! This is bad!
[16:08] Lily
I can't bump into them now!
[16:11] Yuka
Hey, there's an open seat there.
[16:13] Akutsu
Ooh, lucky.
[16:16] Yuka
It must be good luck for having been
on good behavior.
[16:19] Akutsu
Nah, no way.
[16:21] Lily
I can't believe there's water here.
[16:28] Lily
But if I move now, there's a really
high chance they'll notice me.
[16:33] Lily
It's really cold, but I don't have
any choice but to bear it.
[16:37] Yuka
Anyway, I've been wanting to ask...
[16:40] Yuka
What's really going on
between you and Lily-chan?
[16:42] Akutsu
So it is about that.
[16:44] Yuka
You knew?
[16:45] Lily
S-Stop it!
[16:47] Lily
Don't talk about that stuff now!
[16:50] Akutsu
Of course I knew.
[16:52] Yuka
I guess.
[16:53] Yuka
You did say she's cute.
[16:55] Akutsu
Ah...
[16:56] Akutsu
Yeah, well...
[16:58] Akutsu
I guess I do think she's cute.
[17:01] Yuka
You said it!
[17:03] Akutsu
I'm just speaking objectively!
[17:05] Yuka
Akutsu-kun's getting shy!
[17:07] Akutsu
I'm not!
[17:08] Yuka
What else? What else?
[17:09] Akutsu
What do you mean, what else?
[17:11] Lily
What am I grinning about?!
[17:13] Lily
Cool your head!
[17:15] Yuka
What do you find attractive about Lily-chan?
[17:18] Yuka
What do you like about her?
[17:20] Akutsu
What do I like about her?
[17:25] Akutsu
She may be an enemy, but I should be
honest about her positives.
[17:29] Akutsu
Someone said something about that
eventually leading to my own growth, too.
[17:33] Akutsu
Let's see...
[17:35] Akutsu
She's got a strong spine.
[17:37] Akutsu
She has a goal in mind, and she
works hard toward that goal.
[17:42] Akutsu
You could also say she doesn't care
about how she gets things done.
[17:45] Akutsu
Also...
[17:47] Akutsu
She's kind, I guess.
[17:48] Akutsu
For an angel.
[17:50] Yuka
Huh.
[17:51] Yuka
"She's kind" is pretty obvious,
[17:54] Yuka
but those others are
very keen observations!
[17:57] Akutsu
I-It's all obvious!
[17:59] Akutsu
A-Anyone could figure out as much!
[18:03] Yuka
I think you do watch her a lot, though.
[18:05] Akutsu
I do not!
[18:08] Lily
I was just about to drown.
[18:10] Lily
What is this torture?!
[18:12] Lily
Death by compliment?!
[18:13] Yuka
Then, then...
[18:14] Lily
There's more?!
[18:15] Yuka
Do you ever wish you could go out with her?
[18:20] Akutsu
What brings that up?
[18:22] Yuka
I feel like you've got a thing going.
[18:25] Yuka
Well? Well?
[18:29] Akutsu
A thing, huh?
[18:33] Akutsu
Well...
[18:37] Akutsu
I don't think the two of us
will end up that way.
[18:40] Akutsu
It's hard to explain, but I have
some goals of my own.
[18:47] Akutsu
I don't think it could ever happen.
[18:55] Yuka
Is that so?
[18:57] Akutsu
Yeah.
[18:59] Akutsu
I mean, of course.
[19:01] Akutsu
No matter how we feel about each other,
Amane and I are enemies.
[19:04] Akutsu
It's impossible.
[19:06] Akutsu
Besides, making her fall is my goal anyway.
[19:09] Akutsu
Seriously.
[19:11] Yuka
That's so weird.
[19:13] Yuka
My gut tells me you definitely have...
[19:16] Yuka
What was that?
[19:17] Akutsu
Dunno.
[19:18] Akutsu
Koi?
[19:19] Akutsu
Huh, isn't that Hirota?
[19:21] Yuka
Oh, you're right.
[19:22] Yuka
What's he up to?
[19:24] Yuka
Hey!
[19:26] Hirota
H-Huh?
[19:27] Hirota
Akkun and Yuka-chan.
[19:29] Hirota
What are you two up to?
[19:30] Yuka
What about you?
[19:32] Hirota
Huh? I'm, er...
[19:35] Yuka
Also, who is that for?
[19:37] Hirota
This is for Lily-cha— er...
[19:41] Hirota
Tanigawa?
[19:41] Yuka
Oh, yeah?
[19:43] Yuka
You've been going behind my back
and messing with Lily-chan, huh?
[19:48] Hirota
Ow, ow!
[19:49] Hirota
Tanigawa was with us until just now, too!
[19:51] Yuka
Shut it.
[19:52] Hirota
I'm getting stretched out!
[19:54] Akutsu
He was with Amane?
[19:57] Akutsu
Here?
[19:59] Yuka
Well, Akutsu-kun...
[20:01] Yuka
We're leaving now.
[20:03] Yuka
Thanks for everything today!
[20:04] Hirota
I got stretched out...
[20:06] Hirota
I got stretched out!
[20:07] Akutsu
Okay, take care!
[20:09] Yuka
We're leaving, Kensaku!
[20:10] Hirota
Akkun, help me!
[20:11] Hirota
Akkun!
[20:11] Akutsu
Don't take it too far.
[20:13] Hirota
I got stretched out!
My head got stretched out!
[20:15] Akutsu
I should go, too.
[20:18] Akutsu
It couldn't be. Could it?
[20:25] Yuka
So, how was it?
[20:29] Hirota
How was what?
[20:30] Yuka
You hung out with Lily-chan, didn't you?
[20:32] Hirota
Oh, hmm...
[20:34] Hirota
It was okay, I guess.
[20:41] Yuka
Yeah?
[20:50] Lily
I took a long bath, but it seems like
I lost a lot of body heat.
[20:56] Lily
I should sleep early.
[20:57] Lily
I'm tired today.
[20:59] (Flashback) Akutsu
I don't think it could ever happen.
[21:02] Lily
Of course not.
[21:04] Lily
The two of us are enemies, after all.
[23:12] A
Morning!
[23:13] B
Morning!
[23:14] C
I heard Amane-san's taking the day off.
[23:16] D
They say it's a cold.
[23:17] C
I hope she's okay.
[23:18] D
Should we go visit her?
[23:20] C
Yeah, maybe.
[23:23] Akutsu
I never thought she'd get sick.
[23:26] Akutsu
It's so nice and peaceful.
[23:28] C
Who's that?
[23:28] E
Dunno.
[23:30] C
Her hair's so nice.
E9 - The Happy Foolish Angel and Demon
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[00:00] A
Morning!
[00:01] B
Morning!
[00:02] C
I heard Amane-san's taking the day off.
[00:04] D
They say it's a cold.
[00:07] Akutsu
I never thought she'd get sick.
[00:10] Akutsu
It's so nice and peaceful.
[00:11] C
Who's that?
[00:12] E
Dunno.
[00:13] C
Her hair's so nice.
[00:23] Akutsu
Wh-Why is she here?!
[00:25] Akutsu
Is she going to attack me again?
[00:30] Tanigawa
Oh?
[00:31] Tanigawa
Akutsu-kun, do you know her?
[00:32] Akutsu
Tanigawa?
[00:33] Hirota
Ooh, who is she?
[00:35] Akutsu
Err...
[00:37] Akutsu
"A lady with a nice figure"...
[00:39] Akutsu
wouldn't really cut it, would it?
[00:41] Liliya
You don't need to worry.
[00:43] Liliya
My name is Amane Liliya.
[00:46] Liliya
I appreciate you taking care of
my younger sister, Lily.
[00:50] Liliya
I thank you on her behalf.
[00:52] Akutsu
She can talk?!
[00:54] Hirota
Amane-san's sister?!
[00:56] Tanigawa
She's so pretty.
[00:57] Tanigawa
Huh? But why are you here?
[01:01] Liliya
Is it not normal to take classes
on another's behalf?
[01:04] Liliya
That was the policy where I was before.
[01:07] Tanigawa
It was?
[01:09] Tanigawa
That's an odd policy.
[01:11] Liliya
I see.
[01:12] Liliya
That's unfortunate.
[01:13] Liliya
I'll discuss it with the teacher.
[01:16] Liliya
I'm sure he'll understand.
[01:18] Akutsu
Is she planning to squat here
using Amane's lie?!
[01:21] Sensei
All right, let's start morning greetings.
[01:24] Sensei
Take your seats.
[01:27] Sensei
Who are you?
[01:28] Sensei
Get back to your class.
[01:29] Tanigawa
Oh, Sensei, this is Amane-san's sister.
[01:33] Tanigawa
She wants to attend class in place of
her sister since she's indisposed.
[01:36] Liliya
I'm pleased to meet you, Sensei.
[01:38] Liliya
Thank you for taking care of my sister.
[01:40] Sensei
Oh, Amane's older sister, huh?
[01:43] Sensei
Sorry, but that's not a thing.
[01:46] Liliya
I understand it's difficult, but may I please?
[01:49] Sensei
I can't allow an outsider to stay in class.
[01:52] Sensei
I'll have someone pass on the announcem—
[01:54] Liliya
But I insist.
[01:56] Liliya
May I please?
[02:03] Sensei
J-Just for today, then.
[02:07] Akutsu
I guess she wouldn't attack when there are
so many people around... Would she?
[02:13] Akutsu
She might not even remember.
[02:15] Liliya
You must be Akutsu-kun.
[02:16] Liliya
My sister has told me all about you.
[02:19] Liliya
I'm told she's very much indebted to you.
[02:24] Liliya
I was able to come out
because my sister fell ill.
[02:28] Akutsu
She was able to?
[02:30] Liliya
I look forward to your ongoing support of her.
[04:06] Sensei
And therefore, thus...
[04:09] Akutsu
She's just listening quietly in class.
[04:13] Akutsu
Why exactly is she here?
[04:16] Akutsu
Did Amane send her to keep watch over me?
[04:22] Akutsu
What is she squirming for?
[04:28] Akutsu
She's struggling to get the lead into
her mechanical pencil!
[04:33] Akutsu
Maybe I'm just overthinking it.
[04:35] Akutsu
She's just listening to the lecture properly.
[04:37] Akutsu
Look at her with her tongue out.
[04:40] Akutsu
She's so clumsy.
[04:44] Sensei
And so, therefore, thus...
[04:50] Akutsu
How could you?!
[04:51] Liliya
Oh, no.
[04:53] Liliya
Foul.
[04:55] Akutsu
What's that face like her hand just slipped?!
[04:58] Akutsu
That was obviously on purpose!
[05:09] Hirota
I can't get enough of Liliya-oneesama!
[05:12] Tanigawa
I can't help but agree with Hirota this time.
[05:15] Akutsu
I bet they'd be shocked if they
found out she nearly killed me.
[05:24] Narration
That's when Akutsu experienced...
[05:26] Narration
What an angel most feels about a demon...
SIGN GLARE
[05:30] Narration
A desire to kill.
[05:33] Narration
His body took on
a defensive posture instinctively.
[05:36] Narration
It was a reaction that was
instilled in him, as a demon,
[05:40] Narration
having been dominated
by angels for so long.
[05:51] Hirota
Akkun, are you all right?!
[05:57] Akutsu
Look at her, asking me to
come out here where it's so quiet.
[06:01] Akutsu
Just attack me properly, damn it.
[06:03] Liliya
I apologize.
[06:06] Akutsu
Y-You mean about volleyball?
[06:09] Liliya
No, not that.
[06:12] Liliya
About my having attacked you
and Lily-sama the other day.
[06:16] Liliya
I wasn't aware of it, but that
doesn't change what I did.
[06:20] Akutsu
W-Wait...
[06:23] Liliya
I truly do regret it.
[06:27] Akutsu
It's fine.
[06:29] Akutsu
You were being manipulated,
so there's nothing you could have done.
[06:31] Akutsu
It's not your fault at all.
[06:34] Liliya
You'll forgive me?
[06:37] Akutsu
Just this once.
[06:41] Liliya
Thank you.
[06:43] Akutsu
S-Sure.
[06:51] Liliya
You're a rather peculiar demon.
[06:54] Akutsu
You're pretty weird yourself.
[06:56] Akutsu
No one apologizes to their master's enemy.
[07:00] Liliya
Do they not?
[07:01] Akutsu
They don't.
[07:02] Akutsu
You have a weird resemblance to Amane.
[07:05] Liliya
From the moment we are embedded into
our masters, we are influenced by their souls.
[07:10] Liliya
Not just our appearances,
but personality, decision-making,
[07:13] Liliya
and behaviors are strongly affected.
[07:17] Liliya
Some masters seem not to allow us
to take on self-awareness.
[07:22] Akutsu
So you made the decision to apologize yourself?
[07:26] Liliya
That was part of the reason,
but there's another.
[07:29] Liliya
I was curious about this place.
[07:33] Liliya
About school.
[07:35] Akutsu
Why?
[07:38] Liliya
I am normally inside Lily-sama.
[07:40] Liliya
I know what she feels and what she's thinking.
[07:45] Liliya
Lily-sama has changed since she came here.
[07:48] Liliya
She seems to have some challenges
in her interactions with other people,
[07:52] Liliya
but she also seems to be
genuinely enjoying her time here.
[07:55] Liliya
In Heaven, just watching her was painful.
[07:59] Liliya
Which is why I wanted to see the place
that had changed her so drastically.
[08:06] Liliya
That's the reason I came here.
[08:10] Akutsu
I see.
[08:13] Akutsu
Wait a second.
[08:15] Akutsu
I don't see any reason for you to have
attacked me in what you just told me!
[08:19] Akutsu
Like the pencil lead or the murder spike!
[08:22] Liliya
That's right!
[08:24] Liliya
That was my act of protest!
[08:26] Liliya
Lily-sama fell ill because of what you did!
[08:33] Akutsu
What are you talking about?
[08:34] Liliya
Ask your own heart!
SIGN Hmm....
[08:36] Akutsu
Hmm....
[08:39] Akutsu
I have no idea.
[08:41] Liliya
Shock!
SIGN Shock!
[08:43] Liliya
M-My poor Lily-sama...
[08:46] Liliya
I'll tell you, then!
[08:48] Liliya
You knew Lily-sama was drawn to you!
[08:51] Liliya
Yet you were getting friendly with
another woman while she watched!
[08:58] Yuka
Hmm, hmm, hmm...
[09:01] Yuka
Shoot, I couldn't contain myself.
[09:04] Akutsu
Tanahashi!
[09:05] Yuka
Hey, you two.
[09:09] Yuka
Kensaku told me you'd be here.
[09:11] Akutsu
I-I see.
[09:13] Yuka
I have a bit of a request.
[09:21] Yuka
Let's say hi, then go home right away.
[09:24] Akutsu
Tanahashi-san.
[09:25] Akutsu
I wish you hadn't invited me.
[09:28] Akutsu
I really don't want to see her today.
[09:33] Lily
Hello?
[09:34] Yuka
Hello!
[09:36] Lily
Yuka-chan?
[09:37] Yuka
Yup, yup.
[09:38] Yuka
We came to say hi.
[09:40] Lily
Thanks for coming all this way for me.
[09:43] Akutsu
Where do you think you're going?
[09:45] Liliya
L-Let me go.
[09:47] Akutsu
Is there a reason you can't face her?
[09:51] Akutsu
You didn't tell her you were
coming to school, did you?
[09:55] Liliya
H-How did you...
[09:57] Akutsu
Which means there's a good chance you'll
get scolded if you go home right now.
[10:02] Yuka
She said we can come in.
[10:04] Yuka
Let's pop by for a bit.
[10:06] Akutsu
See?
[10:07] Akutsu
You heard what your master said.
[10:09] Akutsu
You don't need to be shy.
[10:10] Liliya
No, that's not...
[10:13] Akutsu
Don't you trust the man you fought with?
[10:16] Akutsu
Let's go together...
[10:18] Akutsu
To the doorstep of Hell!
[10:25] Lily
Come in.
[10:26] Yuka
Hey, Lily-chan.
[10:27] Yuka
Are you doing all right?
[10:28] Lily
Yeah.
[10:29] Lily
My fever's come down.
[10:31] Lily
Sorry for worrying you.
[10:33] Yuka
Hey, we're buddies.
[10:36] Akutsu
H-Hey.
[10:38] Lily
You came too, huh?
[10:40] Lily
And...
[10:43] Liliya
I'm home.
[10:46] Lily
Why is she here?!
[10:51] Yuka
I never knew you had such
a wonderful older sister.
[10:54] Yuka
I'm jealous.
[10:55] Lily
I-I know, right?
[10:57] Lily
She hasn't caused you any
trouble, though, has she?
[11:01] Yuka
Not at all.
[11:02] Yuka
She was really popular, in fact.
[11:03] Lily
I-I see.
[11:06] Liliya
You don't need to worry.
[11:08] Liliya
I went to school to see how
my sister spends her time
[11:12] Liliya
and to make sure she isn't
a nuisance to those around her.
[11:16] Liliya
As your older sister, I would
never do anything to cause trouble.
[11:19] Yuka
Exactly!
[11:21] Yuka
I'm surprised she
had an older sister, though.
[11:23] Yuka
Lily-chan doesn't really talk about
herself that much.
[11:27] Liliya
I must make sure
you know my sister better, then.
[11:30] Liliya
My younger sister's height is 143 centimeters.
[11:33] Liliya
Her weight is...
[11:35] Liliya
Her measurements are...
[11:37] Liliya
When bathing, she first washes her...
[11:42] Lily
What are you telling them?!
[11:43] Liliya
I simply wanted them to know more about you.
[11:47] Lily
I-It's fine!
[11:49] Lily
Onee-chan, could you go
buy more bathtub cleaner?
[11:51] Lily
We're all out.
[11:52] Liliya
But as your older sister,
it's my duty to tend to our guests.
[11:56] Lily
I'm your precious little sister.
[11:58] Lily
Please, Onee-chan?
[12:00] Lily
Keep it up and I'm going to
return you for a refund.
SIGN Keep it up and
I'm going to return
you for a refund.
[12:04] Liliya
Y-You're right.
[12:05] Liliya
Bathroom cleaner is important.
[12:07] Liliya
Well, take care!
[12:10] Lily
I'm going to bring some more tea.
[12:14] Yuka
Thank you.
[12:16] Lily
Letting her be self-aware
may have been a mistake.
[12:21] Yuka
Oh, right.
[12:23] Yuka
Lily-chan's still recovering.
[12:25] Yuka
I wonder if she'll be okay on her own.
[12:27] Akutsu
I-I'll go check on her.
[12:30] Yuka
You should.
[12:33] Yuka
Go get her, Akutsu-kun.
[12:39] Lily
This is bad.
[12:41] Lily
I'm feeling sick again.
[12:43] Lily
I should ask them to let me
lie down again after I serve this.
[12:49] Akutsu
Of course.
[12:52] Akutsu
I had a feeling I'd need to check on you.
[12:55] Lily
Akutsu...
[12:57] Akutsu
You're burning up.
[12:59] Akutsu
You definitely have a fever.
[13:03] (Flashback) Akutsu
I don't think it could ever happen.
[13:06] Lily
Don't touch me!
[13:08] Akutsu
Are you angry?
[13:10] Lily
I'm not angry.
[13:13] Lily
Go back and wait for me with your Yuka-chan.
[13:16] Akutsu
What's that supposed to mean?
[13:18] Lily
Oh, yeah.
[13:19] Lily
Speaking of Yuka-chan,
how did it go the other day?
[13:22] Lily
That date.
[13:23] Lily
My mind's going haywire.
[13:26] Lily
I can't control myself.
[13:27] Akutsu
What's gotten into you?
[13:29] Lily
I'm overflowing with awful emotions.
[13:32] Lily
It's fine.
[13:34] Lily
You had fun, didn't you?
[13:36] Lily
She knows where to go for a fun time, too.
[13:38] Lily
Unlike me.
[13:41] Lily
So, how was it?
[13:43] Lily
Right now, I...
[13:47] Akutsu
Well...
[13:50] Akutsu
It was fun, in its own way.
[13:53] Lily
I'm making an ugly face.
[13:56] Lily
More than when you're with me?
[13:59] Akutsu
Huh?
[13:59] Lily
Never mind!
[14:01] Akutsu
H-Hey!
[14:02] Lily
Just go away!
[14:04] Akutsu
All right, fine.
[14:05] Akutsu
Your fever's going to get worse.
[14:07] Lily
Shut up!
[14:08] Lily
That's right.
[14:10] Lily
My horrible emotions, my odd comments...
[14:15] Lily
It must all be because of my cold.
[14:16] Akutsu
Amane!
[14:22] Yuka
She's up.
[14:23] Yuka
Are you okay?
[14:25] Lily
Y-Yeah.
[14:27] Yuka
Akutsu-kun carried you here.
[14:29] Lily
I see.
[14:31] Yuka
Sorry, I didn't notice.
[14:35] Lily
Nah.
[14:37] Yuka
Now, then...
[14:38] Yuka
I wish I could stick around,
but I got some stuff to do back home.
[14:42] Yuka
Akutsu-kun will stick around
until your sister's back.
[14:45] Lily
Huh?
[14:46] Lily
O-Okay.
[14:48] Lily
Thanks.
[14:49] Yuka
Take care.
[14:51] Yuka
Hey, Lily-chan...
[14:53] Yuka
Akutsu-kun's nice, don't you think?
[14:58] Lily
Yeah, he is.
[15:01] Yuka
Lily-chan's relaxing.
[15:02] Akutsu
Yeah?
[15:03] Yuka
Well, I'm going home.
[15:06] Yuka
I'm warning you, don't do anything.
[15:07] Akutsu
I won't. Just go.
[15:09] Yuka
Sure.
[15:11] Yuka
Thanks for taking care of her.
[15:13] Yuka
Oh, right, Akutsu-kun.
[15:15] Yuka
I don't think there's such a thing as "never."
[15:23] Akutsu
I really can't relax.
[15:26] Akutsu
This is all her fault!
[15:29] (Flashback) Liliya
You knew Lily-sama was drawn to you!
[15:32] Akutsu
Meanwhile, Amane's angry for some reason.
[15:36] Akutsu
Does it have something to do
with what Liliya was saying?
[15:39] Akutsu
Does that mean Amane was nearby
when I was hanging out with Tanahashi...
[15:43] Akutsu
And something happened?
[15:45] Akutsu
That's it!
[15:46] Akutsu
That day, she was like...
[15:47] (Flashback) Yuka
Akutsu-kun, wanna go
in the fitting room together?
[15:52] Akutsu
That's it!
[15:53] Akutsu
No, there's no way!
[15:55] Akutsu
I never went in the fitting room, either way.
[15:57] Akutsu
That's not it!
[15:58] Akutsu
There has to be something more direct.
[16:00] (Flashback) Yuka
Do you ever wish you could go out with her?
[16:05] Akutsu
Was that it?
[16:06] Akutsu
And then, I think I said...
[16:09] (Flashback) Akutsu
I don't think it could ever happen.
[16:14] Akutsu
Which means Amane must have...
[16:17] Akutsu
Seen that?!
[16:22] Akutsu
Amane? Is she up?
[16:23] Akutsu
Wait, is she all right?
[16:25] Liliya
It would be bad if something were
to ever happen to Lily-chan.
[16:28] Liliya
Don't you think?
[16:30] Liliya
It'd be bad, yeah?
[16:32] Akutsu
I guess I should check on her.
[16:35] Akutsu
I'm coming in.
[16:37] Lily
N-No...
[16:39] Lily
Please, don't...
[16:41] Lily
I'm begging you.
[16:43] Lily
Help me.
[16:44] Akutsu
She's having a horrible nightmare.
[16:47] Akutsu
Should I wake her up?
[16:50] Lily
A-Akutsu...
[16:56] Akutsu
Hey! A-Amane!
[16:58] Lily
A-Akutsu?
[17:01] Lily
Why are you here?
[17:03] Akutsu
Er...
[17:04] Akutsu
You seemed really upset, so I got worried.
[17:06] Lily
I see.
[17:08] Akutsu
So, Amane-san...
[17:10] Lily
What?
[17:11] Akutsu
Would you please tell me?
[17:14] Lily
Tell you what?
[17:18] Akutsu
Yeah.
[17:20] Lily
You can leave now.
[17:22] Lily
My fever's gone.
[17:24] Lily
I just had a bad dream.
[17:29] Akutsu
You're right, your fever is gone.
[17:33] Akutsu
Wait, is it coming back?
[17:36] Lily
Wh-Wh-What do you think you're doing?
[17:38] Akutsu
Yup, you're back to your usual self.
[17:41] Akutsu
I'll be in the living room
until Liliya comes back.
[17:45] Akutsu
It might be annoying, but it's only for
a short while, so bear with me.
[17:51] Lily
I-I don't care.
[17:54] Akutsu
Oh, about Liliya...
[17:57] Akutsu
What do you think she came to school for?
[17:59] Lily
Dunno.
[18:00] Akutsu
She came to apologize to me.
[18:03] Akutsu
For when she was manipulated.
[18:04] Lily
Oh?
[18:05] Akutsu
You know...
[18:06] Akutsu
She's definitely a lot like you.
[18:08] Akutsu
Specifically, the way she's so earnest.
SIGN Hahaha
[18:12] Lily
What did you expect?
[18:13] Lily
She's been influenced by me, after all.
[18:17] Lily
Of course she's beautiful on
the outside as well as on the inside.
[18:22] Akutsu
Sure, well...
[18:24] Lily
Why are you giving me
that thoughtless reaction?!
[18:27] Akutsu
It's not thoughtless.
[18:29] Akutsu
But, thinking about it...
[18:32] Akutsu
This might be a stupid thought,
[18:36] Akutsu
but if angels are all like you,
maybe we don't need to fight at all.
[18:44] Akutsu
That's definitely a stupid thought.
[18:46] Akutsu
Forget I mentioned it.
[18:48] Lily
That really is stupid.
[18:50] Akutsu
Yeah.
[18:51] Lily
Then, if all demons were like you...
[18:56] Akutsu
What?
[18:57] Lily
It would be hell on earth.
[18:59] Akutsu
Shut up!
[19:01] Akutsu
Sorry, I don't want you to get sick again.
[19:03] Akutsu
Let me know if you need anything.
[19:04] Lily
I said you can leave now.
[19:08] Akutsu
You should depend on me.
[19:09] Akutsu
You're sick, aren't you?
[19:11] Akutsu
It's a ceasefire.
[19:14] Lily
Depend on him, huh?
[19:17] Akutsu
Take care, then.
[19:19] Lily
H-Hey...
[19:21] Lily
I-I only grabbed your sleeve because
I was having a nightmare, okay?
[19:27] Akutsu
Right.
[19:28] Lily
And, so...
[19:30] Lily
Just in case...
[19:32] Akutsu
What?
[19:33] Lily
Just to make sure I don't have
another nightmare...
[19:38] Lily
I-I want you to, well...
[19:42] Lily
Hold my hand until I fall asleep.
[19:53] Akutsu
Wh-Where did that come from?!
[19:55] Lily
I-I'm just asking!
[19:57] Lily
You were the one who told me to depend on you!
[20:00] Akutsu
I did, but...
SIGN I did, but...
[20:02] Lily
I-It's just that I had a nightmare.
[20:05] Lily
And I'm not feeling great.
[20:10] Lily
So I just felt like asking.
[20:15] Akutsu
I guess I was the one
who called the ceasefire.
[20:18] Akutsu
And it's not like she's ever
this honest with herself.
[20:24] Akutsu
All right, fine.
[20:25] Akutsu
Until you fall asleep.
[20:33] Lily
Right.
[20:36] Liliya
I'm back.
[20:40] Liliya
What are the two of you doing?
[20:41] Lily
N-N-N-Nothing!
[20:43] Lily
And where is the cleaner?!
[20:45] Liliya
I bought some.
[20:46] Liliya
But there's just one problem.
[20:48] Lily
Wh-What?
[20:50] Liliya
For a little while now, my chest,
[20:54] Liliya
has been feeling strangely
warm and bittersweet.
[20:59] Liliya
I interpret this as
your emotions flowing into me.
[21:04] Liliya
So, what were the two of you doing?
[21:07] Akutsu
I'm about to burst.
[21:09] Liliya
Lily-sama?
[21:12] Liliya
Lily-sama?!
[21:32] Lily
Come on, what are you waiting for?
[21:35] Lily
It's another good day of demon hunting.
[21:38] Akutsu
Right after you recovered?
[21:40] Lily
I need no rest.
[21:43] Lily
Why don't we have something to eat first?
[21:45] Lily
I shall treat you to thank you for visiting me.
[21:47] Akutsu
Really?
[21:47] Lily
Indeed.
[21:48] Akutsu
What should I ask for?
[21:50] Akutsu
I think I should go with boiled gyoza.
[21:51] Lily
Fried, then.
[21:53] Zwei
I finally found you.
[21:58] Zwei
It's been a while.
[22:00] Zwei
You seem to be enjoying yourself, Lily.
E10 - The False Foolish Angel and Demon
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[00:01] Lily
Hold my hand until I fall asleep.
[00:10] Akutsu
I guess I was the one
who called the ceasefire.
[00:14] Akutsu
And it's not like she's ever
this honest with herself.
[00:19] Akutsu
All right, fine.
[00:21] Akutsu
Until you fall asleep.
[00:28] Lily
Right.
[00:31] Liliya
I'm back.
[00:35] Liliya
What are the two of you doing?
[00:36] Lily
N-N-N-Nothing!
[00:38] Lily
And where is the cleaner?!
[00:40] Liliya
I bought some.
[00:41] Liliya
But there's just one problem.
[00:42] Lily
Wh-What?
[00:44] Liliya
For a little while now, my chest
[00:48] Liliya
has been feeling strangely
warm and bittersweet.
[00:53] Liliya
I interpret this as
your emotions flowing into me.
[00:59] Liliya
So, what were the two of you doing?
[01:03] Liliya
Lily-sama?!
[01:27] (Flashback) Woman
Utterly useless.
[01:29] (Flashback) Woman
Though she did defeat my snakes...
[01:33] (Flashback) Woman
Was she always that powerful?
[01:36] (Flashback) Woman
Now I'm curious.
[01:38] (Flashback) Woman
You, go take a look.
[01:41] (Flashback) Man
We won't get approval.
[01:43] (Flashback) Woman
It's fine.
[01:45] (Flashback) Woman
I'll make the request.
[01:47] (Flashback) Man
Very well, Sister.
[01:56] Lily
Come on, what are you waiting for?
[01:58] Lily
It's another beautiful day of demon hunting.
[02:01] Akutsu
This soon after your recovery?
[02:04] Lily
I need no rest.
[02:07] Lily
Why don't we have something to eat first?
[02:09] Lily
I shall treat you to thank you for visiting me.
[02:10] Akutsu
Really?
[02:11] Lily
Indeed.
[02:12] Akutsu
What should I ask for?
[02:14] Akutsu
I think I should go with boiled gyoza.
[02:15] Lily
Fried, then.
[02:17] Zwei
I finally found you.
[02:21] Zwei
You seem to be enjoying yourself, Lily.
[02:30] Lily
Nii-sama...
[04:06] Akutsu
This hot guy is Amane-san's brother?
[04:10] Akutsu
Which has to mean...
[04:12] Akutsu
He's an angel!
[04:16] Zwei
And you?
[04:19] Akutsu
I-I'm... Er, I'm just, well...
[04:25] Lily
He's Akutsu-kun.
[04:28] Lily
My classmate.
[04:31] Lily
We bumped into each other in town,
so we've been chatting for a bit.
[04:36] Akutsu
I'm saved.
[04:37] Zwei
A classmate, huh?
[04:39] Zwei
I should introduce myself, then.
[04:42] Zwei
Pleased to meet you.
[04:43] Zwei
I'm Zwei.
[04:44] Zwei
It sounds like you've been
a good friend to my sister.
[04:47] Zwei
I hope you'll continue to be one. Thank you.
[04:52] Akutsu
R-Right.
[04:58] Akutsu
Th-Thank you, too.
[05:00] Zwei
Now, I hate to interrupt your conversation,
but may I borrow my sister for a while?
[05:06] Akutsu
O-Okay.
[05:08] Zwei
It's been a while since we last met.
[05:09] Zwei
I'd like for us to have a family moment.
[05:12] Lily
Sure.
[05:14] Zwei
My apologies.
[05:16] Zwei
Let's go, Lily.
[05:19] Lily
Well, bye-bye, Akutsu-kun.
[05:36] Akutsu
I'm exhausted.
[05:38] Akutsu
I didn't know she had a brother.
[05:40] Akutsu
I got so tense, I let myself sound subservient.
[05:43] Akutsu
Good thing I didn't accidentally reveal myself.
[05:45] Akutsu
It'd be a serious issue
if he found out who I am.
[05:52] Akutsu
I survived it, boss!
[05:54] Boss
Yup!
[05:57] (Flashback) Akutsu
A family moment, huh?
[06:00] (Flashback) Akutsu
Come to think of it, Amane seemed
a bit awkward back there.
[06:05] (Flashback) Lily
Well, bye-bye, Akutsu-kun.
[06:08] Akutsu
Wait... could she be...
[06:10] Lily
Sheesh, you could've told me you were coming!
[06:12] Lily
Wo hen jing ya!
[06:14] Zwei
I have no idea what you're saying.
[06:18] Akutsu
Maybe she got nervous because
she's obsessed with her brother.
[06:23] Akutsu
Nah, no way.
[06:25] Akutsu
It's going to be okay, right?
[06:27] Akutsu
He's her brother.
[06:29] Akutsu
I'm sure he's a nice guy.
[06:32] Akutsu
Right, Amane?
[06:36] Zwei
Lily, you don't need to be so nervous.
[06:40] Zwei
I've put up a barrier.
[06:42] Zwei
No one will come near.
[06:44] Zwei
Oh, but from a distance...
[06:48] Zwei
They might be able to see...
[06:53] Zwei
You making a fool of yourself.
[06:57] Zwei
Yup, I like seeing you grovel.
[07:02] Zwei
I'm surprised, though.
[07:05] Zwei
I never would have thought you'd have a friend.
[07:08] Zwei
Akutsu-kun, was it?
[07:12] Lily
H-He's just a classmate.
[07:15] Lily
We don't have a special relationship.
[07:18] Zwei
Yeah?
[07:19] Zwei
Not that I care.
[07:21] Lily
Th-That aside, what business brings you here—
[07:29] Zwei
Whoa, that was close.
[07:32] Zwei
You shouldn't have raised
your head without permission.
[07:34] Zwei
I came close to hurting your adorable face.
[07:41] Lily
I-I apologize.
[07:46] Zwei
Actually, go on and raise your head.
[07:48] Zwei
It's easier to talk that way.
[07:51] Zwei
I'm here on behalf of Nee-san.
[07:55] Zwei
I came to this side to ask you a question.
[07:57] Zwei
How did you defeat the avatar
that our sister blessed?
[08:05] (Flashback) Lily
Sheesh.
[08:06] (Flashback) Lily
It would have been easier to just disable it.
[08:09] (Flashback) Lily
You lousy demon!
[08:15] (Flashback) Lily
I knew it. Snakes.
[08:17] (Flashback) Lily
It's my avatar, and I'm taking it back!
[08:28] Zwei
I'm not surprised you removed the blessing,
[08:31] Lily
but you couldn't have disabled
the avatar so easily.
[08:34] Lily
Th-That was...
[08:36] Lily
I summoned it out of curiosity,
and it attacked me,
[08:40] Lily
so I fought it desperately,
disabled it, and removed the blessing.
[08:44] Lily
I-I wasn't unscathed, either, of course.
[08:53] Zwei
Is that really a recent wound?
[08:58] Lily
Yes.
[08:59] Lily
Would you like to see it up close?
[09:02] Zwei
No.
[09:03] Zwei
It's fine for now.
[09:05] Lily
I see.
[09:07] Zwei
By the way...
[09:10] Zwei
You were sent to the human realm
to eliminate demons, were you not?
[09:14] Zwei
The demons you've been defeating
seem to fall in a pattern, though.
[09:18] Zwei
They're all beast types.
[09:22] Zwei
There's no way there aren't any
humanoid demons, even out here.
[09:27] Zwei
Are you being lazy,
or are you scheming something?
[09:34] Lily
Beast types aside, humanoids have minds.
[09:38] Lily
It's difficult.
[09:39] Zwei
I see.
[09:41] Zwei
I suppose that's the best you can do, then.
[09:43] Lily
Yes.
[09:44] Zwei
Your sister and I have both been concerned.
[09:48] Zwei
That you might be plotting something
out of spite toward us.
[09:51] Lily
N-No...
[09:53] Zwei
You know, you've been through a lot until now.
[09:57] Zwei
Especially because of your sister.
[09:59] Zwei
So I can't help but worry.
[10:04] Lily
Why would you suggest such a thing?
[10:07] Lily
You've given me work just
like the other angels.
[10:13] Lily
I'm grateful.
[10:16] Zwei
That's good to hear.
[10:18] Zwei
Sorry to doubt you.
[10:20] Zwei
Now, then...
[10:21] Zwei
I've heard all I need to hear.
[10:23] Zwei
I suppose I'll go home and report to Nee-san.
[10:25] Zwei
Well, keep up the good work.
[10:29] Lily
Th-Thank you.
[10:32] Zwei
One last question...
[10:36] Zwei
You tried summoning your avatar
and lost control, correct?
[10:40] Lily
Yes.
[10:45] Zwei
Nee-san really loves mischief.
[10:49] Zwei
She said it was a trap to make sure
you'd struggle when you fought.
[10:57] Lily
A trap?
[10:59] Zwei
And there was a condition
that would activate the trap.
[11:02] Zwei
That condition was that there be a
demon nearby when you summoned it.
[11:12] Zwei
In other words, you were with a demon.
[11:19] Liliya
Lily-sama, I'm coming!
[11:26] Zwei
No more of this, Lily.
[11:29] Zwei
Don't underestimate me.
[11:32] Zwei
Depending on your answer...
[11:34] Zwei
You know what'll happen.
[11:36] Lily
I'm scared.
[11:38] Zwei
Who's the demon?
[11:40] Lily
I'm scared.
[11:41] Zwei
What are you hiding?
[11:44] Lily
Someone help me.
[11:47] Lily
Akutsu!
[11:57] Akutsu
That was close.
[11:59] Akutsu
I was about to charge in.
[12:02] Akutsu
Just what is going on?
[12:04] Akutsu
Isn't he her brother?
[12:06] Akutsu
I can't believe she'd be
pinned down so easily, though.
[12:10] Akutsu
He's an even more capable
angel than she is, then.
[12:17] Akutsu
I'm sorry, Amane.
[12:23] Akutsu
But his mercilessness, even towards a woman...
[12:27] Akutsu
He's a textbook angel.
[12:30] Boss
Hi.
[12:31] Boss
What's up, Akutsu?
[12:33] Akutsu
I'd forgotten after I'd spent
so much time with her...
[12:39] Akutsu
Angels are cruel and inhumane.
[12:43] Boss
Hello? Are you listening?
[12:46] Akutsu
So is she.
[12:53] Akutsu
No...
[12:54] Akutsu
What am I thinking?
[12:56] Akutsu
It's in her nature.
She wouldn't be any different.
[12:58] Akutsu
Amane's still an angel, after all.
[13:02] Akutsu
Yeah, just...
[13:03] Boss
Akutsu? Is something wrong?
[13:06] Akutsu
Yes, I'm listening.
[13:08] Akutsu
I just discovered an angel.
[13:11] Akutsu
Yes.
[13:12] Akutsu
I'm not an idiot.
[13:14] Akutsu
I wouldn't fight alone.
[13:17] Akutsu
Yes.
[13:18] Akutsu
I'll get as far away as I can.
[13:20] Akutsu
Or...
[13:21] Akutsu
So I wish I could say!
[13:28] Zwei
What's this?
[13:30] Akutsu
Oh, er...
[13:32] Akutsu
I regret to inform you...
[13:36] Lily
Akutsu?
[13:37] Akutsu
I've been found.
[13:41] Akutsu
Pardon me.
[13:43] Zwei
Akutsu-kun, was it?
[13:45] Zwei
We meet again.
[13:47] Zwei
Where did you even come from?
[13:49] Akutsu
Now what?
[13:50] Akutsu
I couldn't help but jump out.
[13:52] Akutsu
I need to distract him somehow.
[13:54] Zwei
You've been watching from up there, huh?
[13:57] Zwei
You aren't one of ours, are you?
[14:00] Zwei
If you were, you would have
mentioned it earlier.
[14:03] Zwei
Which has to mean...
[14:05] Zwei
Yeah, you must be...
[14:08] Zwei
You must be the demon.
[14:16] Zwei
That face...
[14:17] Zwei
I thought so.
[14:21] Zwei
You're the demon that was there that day.
[14:24] Zwei
Lily, you lied to me.
[14:27] Zwei
You're going to need punishment.
[14:29] Lily
Nii-sama!
[14:31] Zwei
But first...
[14:35] Zwei
Demon hunting.
[14:39] Akutsu
He's in a whole different league.
[14:41] Akutsu
Now what?
[14:42] Akutsu
How do I save Amane?
[14:46] Akutsu
Amane!
[14:48] Lily
Why did you come here?!
[14:49] Lily
You've ruined everything!
[14:52] Akutsu
I couldn't bear to watch.
[14:54] Lily
Well, bear it, fool!
[14:56] Lily
It's all over now.
[14:58] Lily
I'll be interrogated, and you...
[15:01] Lily
And you...
[15:02] Lily
This is the one thing I wanted to avoid!
[15:05] Lily
I only had to tolerate this for a while!
[15:10] Akutsu
What could I do?
[15:12] Akutsu
My body moved on its own.
[15:14] Akutsu
Besides...
[15:16] Akutsu
I hate seeing you cry.
[15:21] Lily
You idiot!
[15:25] Akutsu
We just need to have your brother leave
[15:27] Akutsu
without my having to kill him, right?
[15:31] Lily
My brother?
[15:32] Lily
You don't stand a chance.
[15:34] Lily
Let alone when you can
only use half your power...
[15:37] Akutsu
Just watch me.
[15:40] Zwei
You're amusing.
[15:42] Zwei
I like you.
[15:44] Zwei
It's too bad you're a demon.
[15:46] Zwei
Well, I suppose I'll give you a chance, then.
[15:50] Zwei
If you can land even one hit on me,
I'll pretend I never saw anything.
[15:56] Akutsu
Why, thank you.
[15:58] Akutsu
Who does he think I am?
[15:59] Zwei
Okay.
[16:00] Zwei
Well, let's start!
[16:03] Akutsu
Here!
[16:05] Akutsu
Got you!
[16:11] Akutsu
He's nasty!
[16:14] Akutsu
And that saber is a nuisance!
[16:17] Zwei
You won't get anywhere with guts alone.
[16:21] Zwei
Looks like you've got a little fight in you.
[16:25] Zwei
What an interesting demon.
[16:29] Zwei
Come, Quartet.
[16:38] Akutsu
Who are these people?!
[16:40] Zwei
My adorable avatars.
[16:43] Zwei
I guess there isn't much to you after all.
[16:46] Akutsu
You...
[16:49] Akutsu
I can't move!
[16:51] A
Just give up.
[16:53] B
Yup, yup.
[16:54] C
Don't bother.
[16:55] D
You're a stubborn one.
[16:57] Zwei
You can't win.
[16:58] Zwei
They're basically copies of me.
[17:01] Zwei
Now...
[17:02] Zwei
I could exorcise you right away,
but that would be no fun.
[17:06] A
Right!
[17:07] B
Yup, yup.
[17:08] C
Correct.
[17:09] D
It would be no fun.
[17:11] Zwei
Lily.
[17:12] Zwei
Over here.
[17:14] Lily
Y-Yes.
[17:17] Akutsu
Don't go!
[17:20] Lily
We were in the middle of talking.
[17:23] Lily
Now, why don't you tell me...
[17:25] Lily
How did you get that demon on your side?
[17:29] Lily
Did you seduce him?
[17:31] Akutsu
No.
[17:32] Akutsu
I-I...
[17:34] Zwei
Yes, I suppose you wouldn't.
[17:36] Zwei
Not with your disgusting body.
[17:39] Akutsu
Wh-What are you talking about?
[17:42] Zwei
You really don't know, do you?
[17:44] Zwei
What do you say, Lily...
[17:45] Zwei
Why don't you tell him,
as your final offering?
[17:49] Lily
No...
[17:51] Lily
Anything but that.
[17:54] Lily
Please spare me.
[17:58] Zwei
Nope.
[18:07] Akutsu
No!
[18:09] Zwei
Huh?
[18:10] Zwei
That's odd.
[18:12] Akutsu
What the hell are you doing?!
[18:14] Akutsu
You call yourself her brother?!
[18:16] Zwei
Shut up.
[18:17] Zwei
You don't know anything, do you?
[18:20] Zwei
I'm educating you, so be quiet for a second.
[18:25] Zwei
Oh, I see what you're doing.
[18:28] Zwei
You're so clever, Lily.
[18:30] Zwei
Move your hands.
[18:33] Zwei
Otherwise, I'll take them off, too.
[18:41] Zwei
Good girl.
[18:55] Zwei
You were hiding it by weaving
your chains in lightly.
[18:58] Zwei
You really are clever.
[19:01] Lily
Don't look.
[19:02] Lily
Please, Akutsu.
[19:06] Zwei
She has this crest wrapped
around her entire body.
[19:11] Zwei
Isn't that hilarious?
[19:13] Akutsu
It's not funny at all.
[19:15] Akutsu
In fact, it's infuriating.
[19:18] Akutsu
I won't be satisfied until I beat the shit
out of this damn brother of hers!
[19:22] Zwei
Why don't I ask you, too, then?
[19:25] Zwei
Why are you hanging out with Lily?
[19:28] Zwei
You're a demon, and she's your enemy.
[19:30] Zwei
Not to mention, she's a wingless.
[19:34] Akutsu
A wingless?
[19:38] Akutsu
What the hell are you talking about?
[19:40] Akutsu
She has wings!
[19:41] Zwei
Oh? You've seen them, then.
[19:44] Zwei
You've seen Lily's wings.
[19:48] Zwei
Lily, show him.
[19:52] Zwei
You heard me, didn't you?
[19:56] Lily
Nii-sama...
[19:59] Zwei
Show him.
[20:21] Zwei
Well done.
[20:29] Akutsu
What's so funny?!
[20:32] Zwei
I see.
[20:34] Zwei
You never knew, huh?
[20:37] Zwei
Wings are a symbol of an angel's power.
[20:46] Akutsu
Hey!
[20:46] Akutsu
You!
[20:47] Akutsu
Son of a...
[20:48] Akutsu
Let me go!
[20:49] A
I told you not to bother.
[20:51] B
Yup, yup.
[20:51] C
You're so persistent.
[20:52] D
You are.
[20:54] Akutsu
Run, Amane!
[21:06] Zwei
In other words...
[21:10] Zwei
She's a fraud.
[21:15] Akutsu
You!
[21:17] Zwei
You don't learn, do you?
[21:19] Zwei
You aren't going to escape from them.
[21:22] ABCD
Yup, yup.
[21:23] Akutsu
Shit!
[21:25] Zwei
Those are practically bird feathers.
[21:29] Zwei
You took the texts way too seriously.
[21:32] Zwei
Have a look.
[21:39] Zwei
Totally different.
[21:43] Akutsu
How far do you need to go?
[21:48] Akutsu
You dashed her pride, humiliated her, and...
[22:04] Akutsu
Tarnished her!
E11 - The Foolish Angel and Demon Spread Their Wings
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[00:08] Liz
This small room feels too big ever since
Akutsu left for the human realm.
[00:14] Liz
I wonder if he's still going for it.
[00:20] Liz
That girl who was next to Akutsu...
[00:24] Liz
Yes, Akutsu?
[00:26] Liz
What is it?
[00:31] Liz
Hello? Are you listening?
[00:34] Akutsu
Yeah, just...
[00:35] Liz
Akutsu? Is something the matter?
[00:38] Akutsu
Yes, I'm listening.
[00:41] Akutsu
I just discovered an angel.
[00:43] Liz
An angel?!
[00:44] Liz
It's dangerous to try to
deal with them yourself.
[00:46] Liz
I'll send backup immediately.
[00:47] Akutsu
Yes.
[00:49] Akutsu
I'm not an idiot.
[00:51] Akutsu
I wouldn't fight alone.
[00:53] Liz
First, we need to make sure you're safe.
[00:56] Akutsu
Yes.
[00:56] Akutsu
I'll get as far away as I can.
[00:59] Akutsu
Or...
[01:00] Akutsu
So I wish I could say!
[01:03] Liz
Akutsu!
[01:04] Akutsu
Oh, er...
[01:06] Akutsu
I regret to inform you...
[01:07] Liz
What happened?
[01:08] Akutsu
I've been found.
[01:10] Akutsu
Pardon me.
[02:55] Akutsu
What's so funny?!
[02:58] Zwei
I see.
[02:59] Zwei
You never knew, huh?
[03:02] Zwei
Wings are a symbol of an angel's power.
[03:10] Akutsu
Run, Amane!
[03:21] Zwei
In other words...
[03:25] Zwei
She's a fraud.
[03:29] Akutsu
You!
[03:31] Zwei
You don't learn, do you?
[03:33] Zwei
You aren't going to escape from them.
[03:36] ABCD
Yup, yup.
[03:37] Akutsu
Shit!
[03:39] Zwei
Those are practically bird feathers.
[03:43] Zwei
You took the texts way too seriously.
[03:46] Zwei
Have a look.
[03:53] Zwei
Totally different.
[03:56] Akutsu
How far do you need to go?
[04:00] Akutsu
You dashed her pride, humiliated her, and...
[04:16] Akutsu
Tarnished her!
[04:23] Zwei
Sounds like you struggled so hard
you broke something.
[04:55] A
You!
[05:09] Zwei
Hold him!
[05:11] B; C
Yes!
[05:28] Zwei
Damn you!
[05:33] Zwei
Wretched demon!
[05:46] Zwei
What is that?
[05:50] Zwei
So fast!
[05:53] Lily
Nii-sama!
[05:59] Zwei
I've never heard of demons having such a thing!
[06:03] Zwei
What are those...
[06:06] Zwei
black wings?
[06:10] Lily
I've never heard anything about this...
[06:12] Lily
Was I just ignorant?
[06:16] Lily
This is a demon...
[06:19] Lily
This...
[06:21] Lily
is Akutsu?
[06:27] Lily
Akutsu!
[06:31] Lily
Does he not hear me?
[06:33] Lily
He disappeared?
[06:48] Lily
Akutsu!
[06:49] Lily
You have to stop!
[07:00] Lily
Those eyes...
[07:07] Zwei
You sure are an amusing demon.
[07:13] Zwei
Getting so upset over Lily...
[07:22] Zwei
I...
[07:50] Zwei
couldn't get angry the way this demon can.
[08:01] Zwei
Well...
[08:02] Zwei
This is upsetting.
[08:11] Zwei
I suppose I was never cut out for this.
[08:17] Zwei
It's up to you to do something now.
[08:43] Liz
Yes, it's an urgent matter.
[08:46] Liz
Yes, please do.
[08:48] Liz
I'll send the relevant documents immediately.
[08:59] Liz
The day's finally come to carry this out.
[09:08] Lily
Stop, Akutsu!
[09:10] Lily
If you eliminate Nii-sama now,
Heaven won't hold back.
[09:14] Lily
They'll be after you!
[09:16] Lily
Besides, Nii-sama may be strict in the way
he acts, but he's never hurt me physically.
[09:24] Zwei
So she knew.
[09:25] Lily
So this is it.
[09:27] Lily
You've beaten Nii-sama.
[09:30] Lily
That's enough.
[09:39] Zwei
How dare you!
[09:43] Lily
No, Akutsu!
[09:45] Lily
Get a hold of yourself!
[09:46] Lily
You're...
[09:52] Lily
He isn't hearing me.
[09:54] Lily
I activated the collar...
[09:57] Lily
Is it not working?
[10:00] Lily
Five wings...
[10:02] Lily
I thought he had six.
[10:04] Lily
Since when?
[10:05] Lily
Could it be...
[10:11] Lily
Nii-sama!
[10:13] Zwei
Stay with it.
[10:15] Zwei
Seriously.
[10:17] Zwei
You're such a handful.
[10:21] Lily
I-I'm sorry.
[10:24] Zwei
It's fine.
[10:25] Zwei
Have you noticed, though?
[10:27] Lily
The wings?
[10:28] Zwei
Yeah.
[10:29] Zwei
I think they're similar in nature to ours.
[10:33] Zwei
They're being used to store energy.
[10:36] Zwei
Remember how fast he moved when he stomped me?
[10:40] Zwei
He must have focused his energy onto one point,
[10:44] Zwei
and used that as propulsion
to achieve the acceleration he did.
[10:47] Zwei
So he's used up a wing's worth of energy.
[10:52] Lily
Th-Then...
[10:54] Lily
If he uses up all his wings,
he'll come to his senses?
[10:55] Zwei
He might.
[10:57] Lily
We just have to hang on until then.
[10:58] Zwei
Not a chance.
[11:00] Zwei
He's much more physically adept now.
[11:02] Zwei
He'll just overpower us.
[11:04] Zwei
All right.
[11:05] Zwei
I'll deal with four.
[11:07] Zwei
It's up to you to take out the last one.
[11:10] Lily
You're going to help me
bring him to his senses?
[11:13] Zwei
Honestly, I'd love to exorcise him.
[11:18] Zwei
But...
[11:19] Zwei
There's something that bothers me.
[11:24] Lily
Is that...
[11:24] Zwei
That's enough talking.
[11:27] Zwei
He's coming.
[11:42] Lily
Nii-sama, now!
[11:43] Zwei
Fool, look ahead!
[11:44] Lily
No—
[11:53] Lily
Nii-sama!
[11:55] Zwei
You got me good there.
[11:59] Zwei
But...
[12:00] Zwei
I got you.
[12:11] Zwei
That seems to be the right idea.
[12:16] Zwei
Now, Lily...
[12:17] Zwei
It's up to you!
[12:18] Lily
Akutsu!
[12:28] Lily
That's right.
[12:30] Lily
We fought against each
other at first, just like this.
[12:33] Lily
But as we spent more time together,
[12:37] Lily
I came to wonder if maybe there's
more to it than what I was taught.
[12:41] Lily
I'd never presume to have
understood you in this short time.
[12:46] Lily
But you...
[12:49] Lily
You're more idiotic, clownish,
perverted, stubborn, and...
[12:55] Lily
And more than anything...
[12:59] Lily
You're a kinder man than this.
[13:07] Lily
Go back to normal already, you fool.
[13:30] Zwei
Huh.
[13:32] Zwei
You really did come to your senses.
[13:34] Zwei
So, what are you going to do now?
[13:36] Zwei
Should I be prepared to—
[13:38] Akutsu
Forget that.
[13:40] Akutsu
I'd regained my hearing at some point.
[13:44] Akutsu
In bits and pieces.
[13:46] Akutsu
So I'm not going to do any more to you.
[13:50] Akutsu
But...
[13:51] Akutsu
Show up in front of her and make a mess again,
[13:55] Akutsu
and you'll have to be ready to deal with me.
[14:00] Zwei
Noted.
[14:02] Zwei
I'll keep that in mind.
[14:04] Akutsu
Good, then.
[14:06] Akutsu
But...
[14:08] Akutsu
I appreciate you snapping me out of it.
[14:12] Akutsu
Thanks.
[14:28] Zwei
Truly...
[14:31] Zwei
An amusing demon.
[14:40] Akutsu
A-All right, here we go.
[14:43] Akutsu
No wait, I need a countdown.
[14:45] Akutsu
I'll take it off after the countdown.
[14:47] Akutsu
The second button.
[14:51] Akutsu
Three, two...
[14:54] Akutsu
Three, two, on—
[14:58] Akutsu
I can't!
[14:59] Akutsu
There's no way I'm taking a girl's shirt off!
[15:03] Akutsu
I brought her home because
she wouldn't wake up...
[15:06] Akutsu
But her clothes are so damn dirty.
[15:09] Akutsu
Believe it or not, I'm a germophobe
when it comes to my bed.
[15:13] Akutsu
I lose sleep if there's so much as dust around.
[15:16] Akutsu
And even if I vacuum it up, it's still kinda...
[15:19] Akutsu
So I need to get rid of her dirty
clothes somehow, but...
[15:24] Akutsu
Oh, yeah...
[15:28] Akutsu
Liliya-san, could you give me a hand?
[15:33] Akutsu
Hey...
[15:39] Akutsu
No response.
[15:41] Akutsu
Seriously?
[15:43] Akutsu
Do I have to do this?
[15:46] Akutsu
Do I have to change her?
[15:49] Akutsu
She's unconscious, you coward!
[15:52] Akutsu
What's the matter?
[15:53] Akutsu
She owes us. We saved her.
[15:55] Akutsu
But it's boring if she doesn't react.
[15:58] Akutsu
You're right...
[16:16] Akutsu
What are you doing?
[16:18] Akutsu
Hey!
[16:20] Liliya
What do you mean, what?
[16:21] Akutsu
To Amane, I mean.
[16:23] Liliya
Isn't it obvious?
[16:25] Liliya
I'm changing her out of her dirty clothes.
[16:28] Liliya
Bam.
[16:30] Kid
Daddy, Daddy, what are they doing on TV?
[16:34] Dad
You're too young for this!
[16:42] Liliya
There we go.
[16:44] Akutsu
A-Are you done?
[16:46] Liliya
Yeah.
[16:48] Liliya
Why are you hiding?
[16:49] Akutsu
I mean...
[16:52] Liliya
Now, there's something I need
to talk to you about.
[17:00] Akutsu
What is it?
[17:02] Liliya
I'd rather not do it here.
[17:04] Liliya
Come with me.
[17:08] Akutsu
H-Hey!
[17:12] Liliya
Come on.
[17:19] Akutsu
Is that a rash?
[17:22] Liliya
What do you mean?
[17:24] Akutsu
On your wrist.
[17:25] Liliya
Oh, this?
[17:28] Liliya
A result of my futile resistance.
[17:30] Akutsu
Futile resistance?
[17:32] Liliya
I tried to come out when Lily-sama
was defeated by her brother.
[17:38] (Flashback) Liliya
Lily-sama, I'm coming!
[17:46] (Flashback) Liliya
Why?
[17:48] (Flashback) Liliya
Lily-sama!
[17:49] (Flashback) Liliya
Please undo these restraints!
[17:51] (Flashback) Liliya
Lily-sama!
[18:02] Liliya
All I could do was take in the fear and
sadness flowing into me from Lily-sama.
[18:11] Liliya
That's when I received this rash.
[18:13] Akutsu
Ah...
[18:15] Akutsu
Hey, so does that mean you were watching?
[18:17] Liliya
Watching what?
[18:18] Akutsu
What happened to me.
[18:20] Liliya
Yeah.
[18:21] Liliya
I saw all of it.
[18:22] Akutsu
Then tell me, please.
[18:23] Akutsu
What did I do?
[18:25] Akutsu
Why was I fighting Amane?
[18:28] Akutsu
And...
[18:30] Akutsu
And how...
[18:33] Akutsu
How did I seem?
[18:36] Liliya
Let's see...
[18:37] Liliya
I've seen a fair number of demons.
[18:41] Liliya
But you'd be the most revolting of them.
[18:48] Liliya
You took joy in trampling your enemies.
[18:51] Liliya
And you laughed as you tried to finish
an enemy that was already incapacitated.
[18:55] Liliya
And you even attacked Lily-sama
when she tried to intervene.
[19:00] Liliya
You weren't in your right mind at the time.
[19:05] Liliya
I wouldn't have known
when you first met Lily-sama,
[19:08] Liliya
but I can't imagine you'd ever act
that way of your own volition.
[19:12] Liliya
So you needn't let it bother you.
[19:16] Akutsu
R-Right...
[19:17] Akutsu
But now that you've told me...
[19:19] Liliya
I only told you because you asked.
[19:22] Akutsu
Right.
[19:23] Akutsu
Sorry.
[19:24] Liliya
What happened to you, though?
[19:27] Liliya
I was surprised by the change as well.
[19:29] Akutsu
I just got so pissed at him...
[19:38] Akutsu
I regained consciousness at some point,
but my body wouldn't do what I wanted.
[19:46] Akutsu
It was like someone had taken it over.
[19:49] Akutsu
Honestly, I don't know
how to describe it either.
[19:51] Akutsu
That's not an excuse for what
I did to Amane, though, is it?
[19:58] Liliya
He really doesn't need to worry about it.
[20:03] Liliya
From the moment he jumped in,
[20:07] Liliya
it was neither fear nor anger
that was inside Lily-san.
[20:12] Liliya
It was something else entirely.
[20:15] Akutsu
So...
[20:17] Akutsu
Didn't you want to talk to me about something?
[20:19] Akutsu
What was it?
[20:20] Liliya
Oh, that's right.
[20:22] Liliya
There's something I wanted to tell you.
[20:25] Akutsu
What's that?
[20:27] Liliya
You must have noticed that Lily-sama
is struggling in Heaven.
[20:33] Akutsu
Yeah.
[20:35] Akutsu
She isn't being bullied, isn't she?
[20:37] Liliya
Her family were very strict people
by the time I came to her.
[20:44] Liliya
Ever since she was little,
Lily-sama has understood her situation.
[20:48] Liliya
No matter what kind of injustice she was
made to suffer, she simply endured it.
[20:53] Liliya
And in order to win even just
a little bit of approval,
[20:57] Liliya
and in order to survive in her world...
[20:59] Liliya
Lily-sama worked hard in all kinds of ways.
[21:02] Liliya
Desperately.
[21:05] Liliya
You must be aware of
how intelligent and kind she is.
[21:11] Liliya
That's how she finally
achieved her current position.
[21:14] Liliya
And you...
[21:16] Liliya
You completely shattered it!
[21:20] Liliya
Even when her brother confronted her,
she could have overcome it.
[21:24] Liliya
Just as she always has!
[21:26] Liliya
And yet, you...
[21:28] Liliya
You...
[21:28] Liliya
You...
[21:39] Liliya
You jumped in front of her...
[21:43] Liliya
You defeated her,
and now she has nowhere to go.
[21:48] Liliya
Nowhere!
[21:53] Liliya
So...
[22:07] Liliya
Thank you.
E12 - The Foolish Angel and Demon to the End
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[01:40] Liliya
Thank you.
[01:45] Liliya
That place you destroyed
[01:49] Liliya
wasn't worth protecting to begin with.
[01:54] Liliya
And you freed Lily-sama from it.
[01:58] Liliya
All I could do was watch helplessly.
[02:03] Liliya
Thank you for saving me.
[02:09] Akutsu
I never should have thrown myself
into that situation.
[02:14] Akutsu
It meant helping the angels.
[02:16] Akutsu
It was the worst thing
I could have done as a demon.
[02:20] Akutsu
Besides...
[02:22] Akutsu
All I did was run around,
lose control, and make a mess.
[02:26] Akutsu
But...
[02:29] Akutsu
It wasn't a mistake, was it?
[02:33] Liliya
Hey...
[02:36] Liliya
There's a woman crying here.
[02:38] Liliya
At least pat my head.
[02:43] Liliya
You're a man. Isn't that
the least you could do?
[02:46] Liliya
You can hold me if you'd like, too.
[02:49] Akutsu
N-Nah, that's a bit...
[02:52] Liliya
Then pat my head. Now.
[02:54] Akutsu
What is she going on about?
[02:58] Liliya
Hurry.
[03:00] Akutsu
Shut up.
[03:01] Liliya
Hurry up!
[03:03] Akutsu
It doesn't look like
she's going to let this go.
[03:08] Akutsu
I guess putting my hand
on her head isn't so bad.
[03:13] Liliya
Final flash!
[03:19] Liliya
Good.
[03:20] Liliya
It came out well.
[03:22] Liliya
I love the Beta 7-4.
[03:24] Akutsu
Why are you taking pictures?
[03:26] Liliya
Just gathering some material.
[03:28] Liliya
Ah...
[03:29] Liliya
And now I upload it to my smartphone.
[03:32] Akutsu
Material?
[03:34] Liliya
If you don't want Lily-sama to see this photo,
[03:37] Liliya
you'll continue to serve
as her shield going forward.
[03:42] Akutsu
You!
[03:43] Akutsu
Was everything you said up until now a lie?!
[03:45] Liliya
I was serious, but I came up
with this idea just now.
[03:49] Liliya
It was a good opportunity.
[03:50] Akutsu
You...
[03:52] Akutsu
Wait, are you sure you
can show that to Amane?
[03:55] Akutsu
Wouldn't you be the one in trouble then?
[04:03] Akutsu
She really cares about Amane.
[04:07] Akutsu
Because she's her avatar, of course,
but I bet that's not all of it.
[04:13] Akutsu
She definitely took after her odd personality.
[04:17] Liliya
H-Hey...
[04:19] Liliya
So...
[04:20] Liliya
In return for having saved Lily-sama...
[04:23] Liliya
How about a squeeze?
[04:28] Akutsu
Don't say that like you're
some dude from a sketchy shop!
[04:31] Liliya
Wh-What?!
[04:32] Akutsu
I'm not squeezing them.
[04:33] Akutsu
You'll just take another picture!
[04:42] Lily
Where am I?
[04:45] Lily
I've changed clothes, too.
[04:49] Akutsu
Hey, you're up.
[04:52] Akutsu
Want something to eat?
[04:54] Akutsu
I only have frozen food.
[04:55] Lily
Akutsu...
[04:56] Lily
Why is he here?
[04:59] Lily
No, this must be his place.
[05:02] Lily
Which means I could only
have changed clothes...
[05:08] Lily
Because of Akutsu!
SIGN Wet hair
SIGN Satisfied
look
SIGN Toothbrush
[05:15] Lily
No, it can't be.
[05:17] Lily
There's no way.
[05:19] Lily
A-Am I wearing...
[05:25] Lily
I'm not.
[05:27] Akutsu
What's wrong?
[05:29] Akutsu
Are you hurting anywhere?
[05:41] Lily
How dare...
[05:43] Lily
How dare! How dare!
[05:48] Akutsu
W-Wait!
[05:49] Akutsu
You're making some kind of mistake!
[05:55] Lily
Silence!
[05:56] Lily
How dare you take my purity!
[05:58] Akutsu
Hold it!
[06:01] Liliya
Lily-sama, Lily-sama...
SIGN I
did
it.
SIGN Liliya
[06:06] Liliya
Pardon me for doing it
while you were unconscious.
[06:09] Liliya
I'm sorry for the late notice.
SIGN My purity
SIGN My purity
SIGN She ded
[06:25] Akutsu
Jeez.
[06:26] Akutsu
You could have just listened.
[06:28] Lily
S-Sorry.
[06:31] Akutsu
So, are you hurting anywhere or anything?
[06:35] Lily
I-I'm fine.
[06:37] Akutsu
Yeah?
[06:39] Lily
Yeah.
[06:44] Lily
Hey...
[06:47] Lily
What happened after that?
[06:51] Lily
My brother...
[06:53] Lily
You and my brother...
[06:55] Akutsu
I didn't do anything to him.
[06:57] Akutsu
I had him leave right after.
[07:00] Akutsu
But I did give him a warning.
[07:03] Lily
I-I see.
[07:06] Lily
One more thing...
[07:08] Lily
Your appearance back there...
[07:10] Akutsu
Hold it.
[07:12] Akutsu
I told Liliya already...
[07:14] Akutsu
To be honest, I don't know
why I took on that form.
[07:18] Akutsu
So please don't ask me yet.
[07:21] Lily
You don't?
[07:26] Lily
Nii-sama left.
[07:28] Lily
Everything's been solved.
[07:30] Lily
So why am I still here?
[07:33] Lily
Akutsu...
[07:35] Lily
Did you...
[07:38] Lily
Do you...
[07:41] Lily
You intend to have your way
with me, don't you?!
[07:44] Akutsu
I do not!
[07:45] Lily
Th-Then did you put aphrodisi—
SIGN Aphrodisiac
[07:48] Akutsu
I did not!
[07:49] Akutsu
Also, you mean hypnotic!
SIGN Hypnotic
[07:52] Akutsu
If your brother sent backup
to your place, you'd be in trouble.
[07:58] Akutsu
That's why I brought you to my place.
[08:01] Lily
Good point.
[08:02] Akutsu
See?
[08:04] Akutsu
Seriously, "aphrodisiac"? Where did you
even pick up that word?
[08:08] Lily
Honestly, I don't know.
[08:10] Lily
Akutsu really doesn't know about that form?
[08:17] Lily
He could be lying.
[08:20] Lily
Though, he doesn't seem like a good liar.
[08:23] Lily
But I've never heard of such power.
[08:27] Lily
All I can think of is that
it's the demons' last resort.
[08:35] Lily
Right...
[08:36] Lily
If that's the case,
that's important information.
[08:39] Lily
If I told them I stuck around him
to study it further, I might be pardoned.
[08:47] Lily
I might get away with telling them that we
fought Nii-sama to measure his power.
[08:52] Lily
That should solve everything.
[08:57] Lily
But...
[08:59] Akutsu
Oh, yeah, Amane...
[09:01] Lily
What is it?
[09:02] Akutsu
This comes a bit late, but...
[09:03] Lily
If there's just one problem...
[09:06] Akutsu
You know when I was out of my mind?
[09:07] Lily
It's that I don't know...
[09:10] Akutsu
Thanks for helping me snap out of it.
[09:17] Lily
I don't know...
[09:20] Lily
if I can bring myself to do that.
[09:26] Lily
It's fine.
[09:28] Akutsu
Oh, look at the time.
[09:30] Akutsu
It's probably safe by now.
[09:33] Akutsu
You should head home
after you finish your drink.
[09:34] Akutsu
I'll walk you home.
[09:44] Lily
I'm...
[09:46] Akutsu
Say what?
[09:47] Akutsu
I can't hear you.
[09:53] Lily
I'm staying over.
[09:58] Akutsu
Huh?!
[09:59] Akutsu
What are you talking about?!
[10:01] Akutsu
That's not okay!
[10:03] Akutsu
My place is small, unlike yours.
[10:06] Akutsu
I only have one bed.
[10:10] Lily
Don't get the wrong idea, you pervert!
[10:13] Lily
I'm simply being cautious in case
they've set up a trap at home!
[10:17] Lily
Angels can be persistent!
[10:19] Akutsu
I don't have the wrong idea!
[10:21] Akutsu
Do you even have any idea what you're saying?!
[10:23] Lily
Silence!
[10:25] Lily
It's a done deal!
SIGN Wha?
[10:28] Lily
And I'm taking the bed!
[10:31] Akutsu
That's not a done deal!
[10:33] Akutsu
Also, are you telling me
to sleep on the floor?!
[10:35] Lily
It'll be all right!
[10:37] Lily
I shall give you this duvet cover.
[10:41] Akutsu
You...
[10:42] Lily
Now that that's settled,
it's time to go shopping.
[10:46] Lily
Liliya! Liliya!
[10:48] Liliya
Yes?
[10:49] Akutsu
Hey, hold up!
[10:50] Lily
Go buy a change of clothes.
[10:52] Lily
Pajamas, too.
[10:53] Lily
And a toothbrush.
[10:55] Liliya
Are there any shops open this late?
[10:58] Lily
It's fine.
[10:59] Lily
Go to kyu.
SIGN °°kyu
[11:00] Liliya**
There aren't any.
[11:01] Lily
lco, then.
SIGN °°lco
[11:02] Liliya**
There aren't any around here.
[11:05] Lily
I know!
SIGN °°nki
[11:07] Lily
Go to nki! nki!
SIGN °°nki
SIGN Power Bargain
SIGN Shampoo & Conditioner
SIGN set
[11:09] Lily
Oh, you know the sleepover set?
[11:11] Lily
Buy that along with the usual
shampoo, conditioner, and lotion.
[11:16] Lily
Also, body soap and cleanser!
[11:18] Akutsu
This is a pain in the ass.
[11:19] Lily
My skin needs good care!
[11:21] Liliya
O-Okay.
[11:22] Liliya
I'll be going, then.
[11:29] Liliya
Lily-sama, sleep well.
[11:33] Lily
Y-Yeah.
[11:34] Liliya
Akutsu-dono, as per our agreement earlier...
[11:38] Liliya
Take care of Lily-sama.
[11:39] Akutsu
Er, right.
[11:41] Liliya
Now, then, if you'll excuse me...
[11:54] Akutsu
So, er, well...
[11:55] Akutsu
We have school tomorrow,
so let's get ready to sleep.
[11:57] Lily
You don't need to tell me.
[11:59] Lily
I'll be occupying the bath for a moment.
[12:03] Lily
Don't you dare come in!
[12:07] Akutsu
Obviously!
[12:15] Akutsu
I guess I should at least report in.
[12:20] Liz
As the leader of the demons,
I have a duty to protect our future.
[12:23] Liz
I need to take my work very seriously.
[12:26] Liz
Yes! This is awesome!
SIGN Out-of-Office List
SIGN Out-of-Office List
[12:28] Liz
These work clothes are fantastic!
[12:32] Akutsu
The boss isn't answering.
[15:16] Lily
Say, Akutsu...
[15:19] Lily
When Nii-sama had me on the ground,
my mind was overtaken with fear.
[15:29] Lily
Even though I knew he wouldn't hurt me,
[15:33] Lily
the thought that Nee-sama
was waiting after him...
[15:38] Lily
made me tremble uncontrollably.
[15:44] Lily
That's when I wished for you to help me.
[15:51] Lily
In my heart.
[15:53] Lily
Strongly.
[15:58] Lily
And you appeared.
[16:02] Lily
And you stood up against Nii-sama.
[16:07] Lily
My one and only servant came to me.
[16:11] Lily
My only demon.
[16:17] Lily
That's all it was.
[16:19] Lily
So I wonder why...
[16:22] Lily
Why was I so happy that I was in tears?
[16:30] Lily
I'm such a coward. This is
the only way I can thank you.
[16:34] Lily
I'm sorry.
[16:38] Lily
But I really, really...
[16:57] Lily
appreciate you.
[17:25] Dog Boxer
I had fun.
[17:27] Cat Boxer
Yeah. So did I.
[17:41] Lily
Sheesh!
[17:43] Lily
You shouldn't have slept in!
We're barely going to make it!
[17:45] Akutsu
That's my fault?!
[17:47] Akutsu
You conked out right away, too!
[17:51] Akutsu
You better not have been up to
something last night.
[17:54] Akutsu
Like sneaking around the fridge out of hunger.
[17:58] Lily
I would never do such a thing!
[18:05] Hirota
Lily-chan!
[18:07] Yuka
Morning!
[18:09] Lily
Morning!
[18:10] Taniya
Morning, Akutsu-kun.
[18:13] Akutsu
Hey. Morning.
[18:15] Hirota
Lily-chan's walking from home with Akkun again!
[18:19] Yuka
Why are you getting jelly?
[18:21] Hirota
It's not like that!
[18:24] Hirota
Hey, look at you two
lovebirds in the morning!
[18:27] Akutsu
I just happened to run into her.
[18:29] Hirota
Just happened to, huh?
[18:30] Yuka
Let's go, Lily-chan.
[18:33] Yuka
Hold up, Kensaku!
[18:35] Taniya
Wait up, both of you.
[18:37] Lily
These feelings that emerged
in my otherwise empty heart...
[18:42] Lily
They're treasures that I've never had before.
[18:46] Lily
When I first came to this world,
[18:49] Lily
I never would have thought I'd have
something to cherish so much.
[18:53] Lily
It's all thanks to you, Akutsu.
[18:59] Lily
I'll keep that thought to myself for now,
glad that I have such feelings.
[19:14] Lily
But...
[19:15] Lily
But if it isn't too much...
[19:18] Lily
I would be so happy if you had
the same feelings for me.
[19:25] Lily
Right?
[19:27] Lily
My kind, gentle, foolish demon.
[19:34] Lily
Wait for me!
[19:47] Zwei
Nee-san?
[19:49] Zwei
Yeah.
[19:50] Zwei
About that issue with Lily...
[19:52] Zwei
There's no problem.
[19:54] Zwei
Yeah.
[19:55] Zwei
She was in tatters because of your baptism.
[19:59] Zwei
She's the same old wingless.
[20:04] Zwei
There's nothing to worry about.
[20:06] Zwei
Yeah.
[20:07] Zwei
Bye.
[20:13] Zwei
Now...
[20:15] Zwei
What's going to happen next?
[21:50] Lily
Something's odd about this beat.
[22:09] Akutsu
I couldn't take my eyes off her sparkling hair.
[22:13] Akutsu
Her bored-looking ruby eyes.
[22:19] Akutsu
Her small, well-shaped nose.
Her cherry blossom-colored lips.
[22:24] Akutsu
That moment, I realized...
[22:44] Lily
Classes were finished, and so after school...
SIGN Akutsu
SIGN I'm coming to your place to get it.
SIGN Seriously?
SIGN Just meet up at school
SIGN I'm almost there
[22:51] Lily
Sheesh...
[22:52] Lily
How could I have forgotten my ribbon?
[22:55] Lily
What a chore.
[22:58] Lily
I can't have him give it to me
in class, though.
[23:02] Lily
Everyone would get the wrong idea.
[23:08] Akutsu
B-Boss!
[23:09] Lily
Akutsu's voice.
[23:12] Lily
What is he screaming for?
[23:15] Lily
Akutsu, I came to get my ribbon.
[23:19] Liz
Akutsu!
[23:21] Liz
Were you all right?
[23:32] Akutsu
Our story...
[23:34] Lily
...would remain full of chaos.