# E3 - The Devil Goes on a Date with His Junior in Shinjuku
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYQ424Q26/the-devil-goes-on-a-date-with-his-junior-in-shinjuku)
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**[00:07] ---**
What is this?
**[00:08] ---**
"Pickled vegetables"...
**[00:10] ---**
Perhaps she means to
thank us for letting her stay.
**[00:13] ---**
I will sample it, Sire.
**[00:20] ---**
Well?
**[00:21] ---**
Quite good, for enemy food...
**[00:25] ---**
Why is there a key on the floor?
**[00:28] ---**
I'd say she opened the window
before she locked the door outside,
**[00:33] ---**
then tossed the key through it.
**[00:35] ---**
That's a hero for you. Exemplary conduct.
**[00:39] ---**
What would you do?
**[00:40] ---**
That's obvious.
**[00:42] ---**
I would lock the door,
then take the key with me.
**[00:46] ---**
You're a demon.
**[00:47] ---**
Indeed. And?
**[01:01] ---**
*Kono shunkan, kono basho ga sutaato*
**[01:05] ---**
*Imeeji shite miyou nani ga dekiru no ka na*
**[01:11] ---**
*Shinjirarenai dekigoto datte aru*
**[01:15] ---**
*Motto... koete yukeru ne*
**[01:22] ---**
*Zero kara umareru subete kagayaite ano sora e*
**[01:33] ---**
*Omoikiri habatakitai*
**[01:36] ---**
*Saikou no sumairu de warainagara saa yukou!*
**[01:44] ---**
*Michi no sekai e to ima tobidasou yo*
**[01:50] ---**
*Mirai wo erabi, kimeru no wa jibun*
**[01:54] ---**
*Yume wo oikakete yukou*
**[01:57] ---**
*Naku hi mo aru*
**[01:58] ---**
*Sore wa daiji na negai, kienaide*
**[02:04] ---**
*Kitto aeru kara, asu no kimi e...*
**[02:31] ---**
I feel defiled.
**[02:36] ---**
The Devil Goes on a Date
with His Junior in Shinjuku
**[02:38] ---**
Turning to our next story...
**[02:40] ---**
Shots were fired in a residential area
of Shibuya before dawn this morning.
**[02:44] ---**
Several bullet marks have been
found in nearby buildings,
**[02:46] ---**
and a bicycle hit with multiple
shots was abandoned near the scene.
**[02:50] ---**
Gah, those two!
**[02:51] ---**
Police believe it's related to the crime,
**[02:52] ---**
Idiots...
**[02:54] ---**
Well, I guess it's not my problem.
**[02:54] ---**
and are tracking down the owner now.
**[02:56] ---**
Police are investigating
possible links to a recent string
**[03:00] ---**
of late-night muggings and convenience
store robberies in the neighborhood.
**[03:06] ---**
Oh dear, that's almost our neighborhood!
**[03:07] ---**
Moving on...
**[03:08] ---**
Isn't that right near where you work, honey?
**[03:08] ---**
There was an earthquake in the Kanto region
**[03:11] ---**
at approximately 6:20 this morning.
**[03:16] ---**
I'm not joking or imagining things.
I really think an earthquake is coming!
**[03:21] ---**
Um, if you don't mind, could I ask
your advice about this in person?
**[03:29] ---**
Here goes!
**[03:32] ---**
Okay. Does tomorrow evening work?
**[03:35] ---**
I've got the day off, and
you're not on shift either, right?
**[03:41] ---**
Chiho, are you working today?
**[03:44] ---**
Huh? Uh, no! Today I,
um... have other stuff to do!
**[03:50] ---**
You be careful, now.
**[03:52] ---**
A-A-A-About what?! What do you mean?!
**[03:55] ---**
This neighborhood's dangerous lately.
**[03:57] ---**
Oh, that.
**[03:58] ---**
What else would it be?
**[04:00] ---**
Nothing, never mind!
**[04:02] ---**
Chiho!
**[04:04] ---**
Hey, Emi, don't you live close to
where that shooting happened?
**[04:09] ---**
I'm three train stops from there!
**[04:11] ---**
Oh, huh. So, what are you doing for lunch?
**[04:14] ---**
Wanna finally go to that curry place?
**[04:17] ---**
I should warn you, there might be a line.
**[04:19] ---**
Sorry, I don't have time to stand in line today.
**[04:22] ---**
I lost my wallet.
**[04:24] ---**
What? For real?!
**[04:25] ---**
Now I have to fill out
a bunch of forms on my break.
**[04:32] ---**
Thank you for your call. This is Emi Yusa.
**[04:36] ---**
"Yusa"? Sounds like you're a regular
Japanese already... Emilia the Hero.
**[04:42] ---**
May I ask who's calling?
**[04:44] ---**
Someone who knows about
the hero and the Devil.
**[04:47] ---**
Someone with a plot to destroy you both.
**[04:51] ---**
In which case, your repeated
access attempts last night--
**[04:56] ---**
I certainly didn't expect you and
the Devil to form a united front.
**[05:00] ---**
I assure you that was not
our company's desired result.
**[05:03] ---**
I imagine not.
**[05:04] ---**
Either way, the extermination of
King Satan and Emilia the hero
**[05:10] ---**
is Ente Isla's collective will.
**[05:13] ---**
Excuse me?!
**[05:16] ---**
I-I'm afraid I won't have an answer
until we investigate the situation.
**[05:21] ---**
The situation that the hero and
the Devil fled from a little gunfire?
**[05:24] ---**
How do you plan to investigate that?
I'm quite interested.
**[05:30] ---**
This vile tone that seems to
echo from the pits of darkness...
**[05:33] ---**
He's a demon.
**[05:36] ---**
Alciel is the only great general left alive.
**[05:39] ---**
Who in the demon realm are you?
**[05:43] ---**
Perhaps you think you can scare me
with the words "Ente Isla's will,"
**[05:48] ---**
but I don't listen to those from your realm.
**[05:51] ---**
I see. It's a shame you don't believe me.
**[05:54] ---**
Talk to you again soon.
**[06:03] ---**
It takes all kinds, huh?
**[06:07] ---**
Let's do lunch first. I'm sure the
banks are crowded right now anyway.
**[06:14] ---**
Hello?
**[06:16] ---**
Hello, have I reached the
cell phone of Miss Emi Yusa?
**[06:20] ---**
Yes, that's right...
**[06:22] ---**
I'm calling from the Yoyogi Police Station.
**[06:25] ---**
Huh?
**[06:27] ---**
Police?!
**[06:35] ---**
I never thought they'd ID us from that bike...
**[06:38] ---**
Japanese police are pretty good.
**[06:40] ---**
Still, we were right about
the hero fudging her age.
**[06:45] ---**
As I recall, she's really
about seventeen or eighteen.
**[06:48] ---**
Told you she must've
registered as at least twenty.
**[06:54] ---**
Don't people usually fudge *downward*, though?
**[06:57] ---**
My question is, why is the expression "fudge"?
**[07:00] ---**
Who cares about that?!
**[07:03] ---**
Why... Why... Why do I...
**[07:07] ---**
Why do I, a *hero*, have to
be the demons' guarantor?!
**[07:14] ---**
Wh-What were we supposed to do?
We couldn't think of anybody else.
**[07:19] ---**
It's not as though we wanted to ask
for *your* help with a thing like this.
**[07:23] ---**
Well, *I* never thought I'd have to
use my seal and ID card for this!
**[07:28] ---**
I guess I could've asked my boss, but...
**[07:32] ---**
We mustn't cause her trouble.
**[07:34] ---**
But it's okay to cause *me* trouble?!
**[07:35] ---**
Well, duh. Causing heroes trouble
is the whole point of devils, right?
**[07:40] ---**
Does that make choosing me logical?!
**[07:43] ---**
Aw, come on, we let you stay over last night.
**[07:46] ---**
Calm down, Emilia.
That's pathetic behavior in a hero.
**[07:49] ---**
I'm not takin' that from *you*, Alciel!
**[07:52] ---**
Your fridge was empty! Put a little more
thought into your grocery shopping!
**[07:56] ---**
"Most resourceful general in
the demon army" my butt!
**[08:00] ---**
But it's... it's not my fault...!
**[08:05] ---**
Listen up: I just got a threatening call at work.
**[08:09] ---**
And they're after you, too, King Satan.
**[08:13] ---**
What?
**[08:14] ---**
There, I warned you.
But *I'll* be the one to defeat you.
**[08:19] ---**
And don't you forget it!
**[08:22] ---**
Don't *you* forget we're in public.
**[08:26] ---**
A-Anyway! You just be careful not to get killed
by some nobody before you're defeated by me!
**[08:36] ---**
They're after me and her both?
**[08:39] ---**
And they called on the phone, of all things...
**[08:42] ---**
It's not my fault...
**[08:44] ---**
My budget is perfect...
**[08:44] ---**
Get a grip. It's time to go home.
**[08:46] ---**
I gotta meet Chi later.
**[08:49] ---**
I'm home!
**[09:03] ---**
Okay!
**[09:05] ---**
Now, Sire,
**[09:07] ---**
where and when are you meeting
Miss Sasaki, and when will you be home?
**[09:11] ---**
What are you, my old lady?
**[09:13] ---**
We're meeting at five, at the
east exit of Shinjuku Station.
**[09:16] ---**
We have some time, then.
All right, Sire, let us go.
**[09:20] ---**
Huh? Go where?
**[09:28] ---**
Yes, this will do nicely.
**[09:31] ---**
Where did the money for this even come from?
**[09:34] ---**
Naturally I've prepared a secret stash
for just this sort of emergency.
**[09:39] ---**
"Emergency"? All I'm gonna do is drink
some tea, hear her out, and come home!
**[09:43] ---**
This isn't necess--
**[09:44] ---**
You jest!
**[09:46] ---**
A teenage girl never tells her true
fears to anyone but close friends!
**[09:52] ---**
Not even her parents!
**[09:53] ---**
Yet she told you, Sire!
**[09:56] ---**
*Surely* you are wise enough
to know what *that* means!
**[09:58] ---**
I-I know. Yes.
**[10:00] ---**
Not to mention...
**[10:03] ---**
I cannot allow you to go on a date
wearing Unislo from head to toe.
**[10:07] ---**
Y-You little...
**[10:09] ---**
Apologize to the world's #1
apparel chain and to me for that!
**[10:23] ---**
Mr. Maou!
**[10:25] ---**
Hmm? Chi, is that a new haircut?
**[10:28] ---**
You noticed? I went for a
shorter style! What do you think?!
**[10:32] ---**
Looks pretty good on you.
**[10:33] ---**
Score!
**[10:35] ---**
You look good, too. I thought
maybe you only wore Unislo!
**[10:40] ---**
Oh, no, not that there's anything
wrong with Unislo! Unislo is fine!
**[10:44] ---**
You just look... cooler than usual today.
**[10:49] ---**
Yeah, my roommate told me
I couldn't wear Unislo on dates.
**[10:52] ---**
Th-Then you think of this as a date?
**[10:55] ---**
Huh? Uh, I guess?
**[10:57] ---**
Score!
**[10:59] ---**
So, what should we do?
**[11:00] ---**
Let's go to Café Dotour!
**[11:02] ---**
It's cheap, and it's pretty relaxing.
**[11:05] ---**
It's okay! Since you're giving me
advice today, it's all my treat!
**[11:10] ---**
Hey, I'm an adult. I can treat
you to that much, no prob.
**[11:14] ---**
So, shall we?
**[11:16] ---**
Um, M-Mr. Maou--
**[11:19] ---**
Um... well...
**[11:21] ---**
What? What's wrong?
**[11:23] ---**
Can I... hold your hand?
**[11:26] ---**
That's all? Sure, I don't mind.
**[11:32] ---**
What's the matter?
**[11:33] ---**
Hmm?
**[11:33] ---**
O-Oh, no, it's nothing!
**[11:36] ---**
Thank you!
**[11:38] ---**
We'll get split up if we don't hold
hands, anyway. It's super-crowded.
**[11:42] ---**
Definitely. Somehow I just knew.
**[11:55] ---**
What are you lurking here for?
**[11:59] ---**
Emilia!
**[12:00] ---**
Don't use my real name!
**[12:01] ---**
And more to the point,
you're acting blatantly suspicious.
**[12:05] ---**
Are you tailing someone?
**[12:07] ---**
I-It's none of your business!
**[12:09] ---**
I'm a hero.
**[12:10] ---**
Do you think I'll just let it go
when I catch you acting suspicious?
**[12:14] ---**
No, but please, just this once--for my sake.
**[12:17] ---**
For *your* sake? I knew you
when you were a demon.
**[12:21] ---**
Hey!
**[12:26] ---**
I'm so sorry, Sire!
**[12:28] ---**
Alci-- Ashiya! What are you planning
to do to that girl, you scum?!
**[12:32] ---**
You misunderstand!
**[12:34] ---**
His Majesty has no wicked intentions here!
**[12:37] ---**
Like a Devil can have *non*-wicked ones!
**[12:39] ---**
I'm begging you, listen to me!
**[12:44] ---**
So that's how it is.
**[12:45] ---**
So you understand now?
**[12:47] ---**
My longtime foe is in a shameful
state, I understand that much.
**[12:52] ---**
But why do they need to go on a date?
**[12:55] ---**
I wondered the same thing.
But after observing her,
**[12:59] ---**
it's clear that this "Sasaki" girl
is more than a little fond of him.
**[13:03] ---**
I imagine so.
**[13:05] ---**
That doesn't bother you at all?
**[13:07] ---**
You want it to?
**[13:09] ---**
No...
**[13:10] ---**
I just feel it's insolent in the extreme
**[13:13] ---**
for a mere human girl to
be enamored of my king...
**[13:16] ---**
Personally, I wonder why a cute girl like that
**[13:19] ---**
would be interested in
a good-for-nothing like him.
**[13:22] ---**
You insult His Majesty?!
**[13:24] ---**
I *am* a hero.
**[13:25] ---**
At any rate, right now any girl
who took one look at her could tell.
**[13:30] ---**
That trendy summer dress, plus it
looks like she was just at the salon.
**[13:35] ---**
What's more, those are new shoes.
**[13:37] ---**
What? They are?
**[13:39] ---**
Men can't tell these things, I suppose.
**[13:42] ---**
She's using that material to evoke
the freshness of early summer,
**[13:44] ---**
and the form-fitting cut to emphasize
her curv-- Whoa, those are big.
**[13:48] ---**
What are?
**[13:49] ---**
N-Never you mind! It's not like
big ones are useful in battle,
**[13:54] ---**
and small ones mean your plate armor is cheaper,
**[13:56] ---**
and they don't get in the way, either!
**[13:58] ---**
What are you talking about?
**[13:59] ---**
Never you mind.
**[14:01] ---**
Okay, so? Think you can get
anything useful from her?
**[14:05] ---**
Don't ask me.
**[14:06] ---**
I'm just following them to check
that no shady characters are around.
**[14:09] ---**
You're the shadiest one right now.
**[14:13] ---**
Still, this earthquake thing bothers me.
**[14:17] ---**
If what's going on with her
is connected to our world...
**[14:22] ---**
There's no point in spying
on them from here! Let's go.
**[14:26] ---**
Go where?
**[14:27] ---**
That café, obviously!
**[14:29] ---**
What?!
**[14:30] ---**
How could I ever excuse such audacity to His--
**[14:34] ---**
Hey! *Stop*!
**[14:44] ---**
So, could you give me the details one more time?
**[14:47] ---**
All right. I told you that
my tinnitus got really bad
**[14:52] ---**
around the time I started
working at MgRonald's, right?
**[14:56] ---**
At first, I thought I was just tired
from doing work I wasn't used to.
**[15:01] ---**
But last night...
**[15:04] ---**
Hello, can anybody hear me?
**[15:07] ---**
Can anybody hear me?
**[15:09] ---**
Can anybody hear me?
**[15:09] ---**
Hello?
**[15:11] ---**
Hello!
**[15:11] ---**
No good, huh. I guess they can't hear me.
***SIGN*** I-I can hear you!
**[15:16] ---**
Oh, well. Not too many people
have the reception for it.
**[15:19] ---**
I'm sure disturbances are
happening in your world right now.
***SIGN*** What's going on?
**[15:25] ---**
A big one might be coming soon, so watch out.
**[15:27] ---**
A "big one"?
**[15:30] ---**
I'll come when the time is right.
**[15:35] ---**
I could understand him even though
I'd never heard his language before.
**[15:38] ---**
I'm so confused...
**[15:40] ---**
So you figured he must mean the quakes,
since they're the main "disturbances" lately.
**[15:45] ---**
Yes.
**[15:47] ---**
No doubt about it--
**[15:49] ---**
That was the communication method
where humans in different worlds
**[15:51] ---**
tune their minds in to each other
and share concepts... The idea link.
**[15:56] ---**
They use sonar probe technology to do it.
**[15:59] ---**
When the sonar pulse reaches its target,
it causes a magical explosion,
**[16:05] ---**
manifesting itself in various phenomena.
**[16:08] ---**
It's perfectly possible that the pulses
became earthquakes in this case.
**[16:14] ---**
The fact that so many have
happened near us makes sense
**[16:17] ---**
if we posit that someone's using
sonar to trace our and Emilia's route.
**[16:23] ---**
A big one is coming soon, eh?
**[16:27] ---**
Looks like things are gonna
happen faster than I expected--
**[16:30] ---**
Are you okay?! What happened?!
**[16:33] ---**
Why?
**[16:34] ---**
Why is Emi walking into
this café, and with Ashiya?!
**[16:37] ---**
Mr. Maou?
**[16:38] ---**
It's okay. I'm not doing anything wrong!
**[16:41] ---**
Huh?
**[16:42] ---**
Sorry about that!
**[16:44] ---**
So, to summarize, the tinnitus and
weird voices aren't really an issue.
**[16:50] ---**
The important thing is whether
a big one is really coming!
**[16:54] ---**
If so, I think just being able to warn the
people around you will make a big difference!
**[17:00] ---**
I'm so glad I asked you. It took some
of the weight off my shoulders.
**[17:05] ---**
Hear that, Emi?! I'm not doing anything wrong!
**[17:09] ---**
Anyone can see I'm being
the perfect senior part-timer!
**[17:13] ---**
I couldn't tell my friends
or my parents about it...
**[17:16] ---**
But I thought *you* might believe me, Mr. Maou.
**[17:21] ---**
You're kind... And, um...
**[17:26] ---**
M-Mr. Maou, um... I...
**[17:31] ---**
I-I like--
**[17:32] ---**
Stop right there!
**[17:34] ---**
No good can come of associating with him.
**[17:37] ---**
E-Emi...!
**[17:39] ---**
This man isn't what he seems.
**[17:41] ---**
His true nature is cunning and cruel.
**[17:44] ---**
D-D-D-Don't just pop out of
nowhere and say mean things like that!
**[17:47] ---**
Wh-Wh-What are you to him?!
**[17:51] ---**
I'm his enemy. Nothing more, nothing less.
**[17:55] ---**
Bad things will happen to you
if you get involved with him.
**[17:58] ---**
Hey, Emi, cut it out!
**[17:59] ---**
Do not order me around.
**[18:02] ---**
You calm down, too, Chi--
**[18:03] ---**
You be quiet, Mr. Maou!
**[18:06] ---**
Now I remember. You came to our
restaurant the other day, didn't you?
**[18:10] ---**
So what?
**[18:11] ---**
Are you his ex?
**[18:15] ---**
Where did *that* come from?!
**[18:17] ---**
Y-You *are*, then!
**[18:19] ---**
In that case, however I come at him,
it's none of your business anymore!
**[18:25] ---**
Would you stop talking crazy?
We don't have that kind of relationship!
**[18:30] ---**
Then why are you always hanging around him?
**[18:33] ---**
What lies between us can't be
explained in just a few words!
**[18:38] ---**
Are you trying to say you're
closer to him than I am?!
**[18:41] ---**
Where did you get *that* interpretation?!
**[18:43] ---**
It's the only possible interpretation!
**[18:45] ---**
Please, both of you, calm down...
**[18:52] ---**
It's an earthquake!
**[18:53] ---**
A huge one!
**[19:00] ---**
Mr. Maou!
**[19:05] ---**
What happened...?
**[19:07] ---**
Oh, good, you're awake.
**[19:10] ---**
You're...
**[19:11] ---**
Blech, we're completely trapped.
**[19:15] ---**
Where's Mr. Maou?
**[19:17] ---**
Not with us, I can tell you that much.
**[19:20] ---**
That's not what I...
**[19:22] ---**
Oh, you're worried he got crushed by the rubble?
**[19:26] ---**
True, he'd make a lot of people
happy if he died today...
**[19:32] ---**
But I guarantee he's alive.
**[19:35] ---**
*I'll* be the one to defeat him.
**[19:38] ---**
He's not allowed to die here!
**[19:43] ---**
Yes... I'm sure he's okay...
**[19:48] ---**
Yep. He's okay.
**[19:51] ---**
I'm Emi Yusa.
**[19:52] ---**
And FYI, there's really nothing
between Maou and I, okay?
**[19:58] ---**
I'm Chiho Sasaki.
I'll pretend to accept that for now.
**[20:02] ---**
So, what made you fall for Maou?
**[20:05] ---**
Wh-Wh-Wh-What are you talking about?!
**[20:07] ---**
You picked a fight with me
because you *like* him, right?
**[20:11] ---**
L-L-Like?! No, I... I...
**[20:16] ---**
Am I that obvious?
**[20:18] ---**
Anybody watching you could figure it out.
**[20:23] ---**
M-Miss Yusa, how do you feel about Mr. Maou?
**[20:28] ---**
Me?
**[20:29] ---**
You seem really chummy with him,
for someone who calls him her enemy.
**[20:35] ---**
Boy, would I hate to be his chum...
**[20:39] ---**
Huh?
**[20:40] ---**
Well, it's true that we've known
each other for a long time.
**[20:44] ---**
But loving him will get you hurt.
**[20:48] ---**
Don't say I didn't warn you, okay?
**[20:50] ---**
I don't really understand...
**[20:53] ---**
You will.
**[20:55] ---**
Though actually, maybe it's better if you don't.
**[20:59] ---**
But for the moment... get a little sleep.
**[21:09] ---**
You're close by, aren't you?
I've put Chiho to sleep!
**[21:15] ---**
I don't need you butting in!
**[21:19] ---**
Maou?! What happened to your body?!
**[21:22] ---**
Beats me. It just sorta changed.
**[21:26] ---**
His magic is back?
**[21:29] ---**
Man, I dunno how I'm supposed
to explain this to anyone...
**[21:33] ---**
Right now...
**[21:36] ---**
If I muster all the celestial
force I have left *right now*...
**[21:40] ---**
I can still make a sacred sword
strong enough to defeat him!
**[21:43] ---**
Take care of Chi.
**[21:45] ---**
Time to get out of here.
**[21:47] ---**
Looks like there are
surprisingly few casualties,
**[21:49] ---**
but we don't have time to wait around for rescue.
**[21:52] ---**
I'll find us a way.
**[21:55] ---**
You'll *find us a way*?
**[21:59] ---**
Okay, here we go...
**[22:03] ---**
Why?
**[22:05] ---**
Why... would the Devil *save* people?
**[22:28] ---**
*Doko kara asa ni naru? Shizuka na sora*
**[22:33] ---**
*Minai furi wo shita yubikiri koyubi no saki*
**[22:39] ---**
*Warawareta tsuki nara kiete
yuku n da kinou no houkaku e*
**[22:50] ---**
*Usotsuki okubyoumono
minna matomete boku nara*
**[22:55] ---**
*Saite ita no wa yume no naka da*
**[23:01] ---**
*Tsuki no kage ni kakushiteta
hontou wa ne naiteta*
**[23:06] ---**
*Namida wa mou nagarenai karete shimatta no?*
**[23:12] ---**
*Nani mo ka mo yurusetara
nagareru ka mo shirenai kedo*
**[23:19] ---**
*Mamoritai mono bakari da na*
**[23:47] ---**
The Hero Experiences Human Warmth