E1 - The Devil Screams in Sasazuka

Source: Crunchyroll
Translator:
Editor:
Timer:
QC:
(Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.)
[00:10] Narrator
    All who lived in Ente Isla
    knew of Satan, ruler of demons.
[00:17] Narrator
    His very name was synonymous
    with terror and cruelty
[00:20] Narrator
    while he reigned over a demon realm
    teeming with creatures of the night.
[00:25] Narrator
    He had four trusted generals:
[00:29] Narrator
    Lucifer, Adramelech, Alciel, and Malacoda.
[00:35] Narrator
    Satan's ambition was
    to conquer the human world
[00:39] Narrator
    and build there a land of peace
    and prosperity for all night's creatures.
[00:49] Narrator
    However, a lone hero named
    Emilia stormed the Devil's Castle,
[00:56] Narrator
    sacred sword in hand.
SIGN    So you're the "hero"...
SIGN    King Satan!
SIGN    Tch...!
SIGN    Hear me, humans! I shall leave  Ente Isla in your hands today.
SIGN    But know this: I shall return  to subjugate you and all of Ente Isla!
SIGN    I won't let you get away!
[01:46] Narrator
    And as time passed...
[01:53] Narrator
    After Emilia, Satan, and Satan's
    right-hand man Alciel disappeared,
[02:00] Narrator
    the five-continent federation of knights
    conducted a large-scale operation
[02:05] Narrator
    to mop up the remnants of Satan's
    army on the central continent.
[02:12] Narrator
    Meanwhile, a lone figure entered
    the masterless Devil's Castle.
SIGN    Where did you go wrong, I wonder?
SIGN    The Devil is a Part-Timer!
SIGN    Season 2
SIGN    m 370 218 l 609 218 609 245 370 245
SIGN    The Devil Screams in Sasazuka
SIGN    The Devil Screams in Sasazuka
SIGN    Sadao Maou
[04:31] Ashiya
    This must not continue!
SIGN    Shiro Ashiya
[04:33] Maou
    Don't just start shouting, Ashiya!
    What's the issue?
[04:37] Ashiya
    The issue is whether our current
    state is acceptable, Sire!
[04:41] Ashiya
    Urushihara! What do you 
    think of these circumstances?
[04:45] Urushihara
    Say what?
[04:47] Urushihara
    You mean how Satan, ruler of demons, is
    working part-time under the name "Maou,"
[04:51] Urushihara
    while Demon General Alciel
    is playing househusband as "Ashiya"?
[04:55] Ashiya
    No, I mean how you, Demon General Lucifer,
[04:58] Ashiya
    have become a NEET and are
    straining this castle's finances!
[05:02] Maou
    Save the rest for later, Ashiya.
[05:04] Maou
    It's already hot enough in here
    without a commotion.
[05:07] Urushihara
    And that fan is too ancient.
[05:11] Urushihara
    Shouldn't you do something about
    that instead of yelling at me?
[05:14] Urushihara
    I bet it's driving up the energy bill.
[05:16] Ashiya
    You don't get to talk.
[05:18] Ashiya
    You're the one endangering
    the Devil's Castle budget
[05:21] Ashiya
    with all your eating, not to mention
    your wasteful Jungle purchases!
[05:23] Urushihara
    I told you, that's research material.
[05:25] Ashiya
    What "research" consists of playing
    with animals on a deserted island?!
[05:28] Urushihara
    Again, it's too hot.
[05:30] Ashiya
    Indeed! And heat makes one thirsty!
[05:34] Ashiya
    Just look at this!
[05:38] Urushihara
    Barley tea?
[05:39] Ashiya
    This is all we have left.
    Who last drank tea?
[05:43] Maou
    Just so you know, it wasn't me.
[05:45] Ashiya
    I am aware, Sire. The question
    might as well be rhetorical.
[05:49] Ashiya
    Urushihara!
[05:51] Ashiya
    Why didn't you make more tea
    after almost emptying the pitcher?!
[05:55] Ashiya
    All you have to do is put
    a packet into some tap water!
[05:58] Ashiya
    You're always like this.
    You never put anything away, you—
[06:01] Maou
    Okay, hold down the fort.
[06:03] Maou
    I'm going to work.
SIGN    Sadao Maou
SIGN    Shiro Ashiya
[06:05] Ashiya
    Have a pleasant day, Sire.
[06:07] Maou
    Thanks.
[06:12] Ashiya
    Emilia the Hero!
[06:13] Ashiya
    Were you eavesdropping on our conversation?!
[06:16] Emi
    Ridiculous. You were so loud
    I didn't need to eavesdrop!
[06:19] Emi
    The Devil and two demon generals were
    sitting in this tiny apartment with no AC,
[06:23] Emi
    arguing over who should make
    more instant barley tea!
[06:26] Maou
    Did you come here to mock our poverty?
[06:30] Maou
    Meanwhile, you're basking in the AC
    every day at work and at home,
[06:33] Maou
    you eco-destroying hero!
[06:35] Emi
    It's not my fault that
    my apartment came with AC.
[06:39] Emi
    It's a reasonably new, energy-efficient model,
     and I set it at 28°.
[06:43] Emi
    I've got nothing to be sorry for.
[06:46] Maou
    Damn it! How dare you blatantly
    flaunt your higher standard of living!
[06:58] Emi
    What is it? Is something wrong?
[07:01] Maou
    No, it's nothing.
[07:03] Maou
    It couldn't be...
[07:04] Maou
    Well, no time to argue with
    eco-destroying heroes.
[07:07] Maou
    I'll be late if I don't hurry.
[07:08] Maou
    Later, Emi!
[07:17] Ashiya
    At any rate, we must stop making
    His Majesty shoulder all the burden
[07:21] Ashiya
    of earning income for us!
[07:23] Ashiya
    Therefore, I plan to stop
    only working one-off jobs,
[07:26] Ashiya
    and search for a job which
    offers me regular shifts!
[07:31] Urushihara
    Okay. Go for it.
[07:34] Ashiya
    However, this invites the danger
[07:35] Ashiya
    of my consistently flawless
    housekeeping falling behind!
[07:39] Ashiya
    And so, Urushihara, you must step up.
[07:43] Urushihara
    Why me?
[07:44] Ashiya
    I'm about to put you through
    housekeeping boot camp.
[07:50] Chiho
    Good morning, Mr. Maou!
[07:53] Maou
    Hi, Chi. Are we on the same shift today?
[07:56] Chiho
    Yes!
[07:58] Chiho
    Oh, you got a new bike.
[08:01] Maou
    Yep!
[08:02] Maou
    It's what I've always wanted:
    the six-speed Bridgestoon City Cycle.
[08:06] Maou
    Meet Dullahan II!
[08:07] Chiho
    Wasn't it expensive?
[08:09] Maou
    Suzuno bought it for me.
[08:11] Maou
    The original Dullahan's death
    was her fault, after all.
[08:15] Maou
    But it has inherited the soul
[08:18] Maou
    of the Dullahan, which nobly
    died protecting its master!
[08:22] Maou
    Behold, Chi! Dullahan's reflector!
[08:26] Emi
    You bought Maou a bike?
[08:28] Suzuno
    Yes. I braced myself for a steep cost,
[08:31] Suzuno
    but it only came to 30,000 yen,
    including registration.
[08:34] Suzuno
    It was quite anticlimactic.
[08:35] Emi
    30,000 yen is a significant amount!
[08:38] Emi
    Bel, you just moved here
    and aren't even working yet.
[08:41] Emi
    Can you afford that?
[08:43] Suzuno
    I gathered the Grand Hoshin Church
    objects I brought from Ente Isla
[08:46] Suzuno
    and sold them at Mugihyo.
[08:50] Suzuno
    What is it, Emilia?
[08:52] Emi
    Just now, I felt someone watching me.
[08:55] Emi
    The Devil seemed worried
    about something earlier, too.
[08:59] Emi
    Could another assassin
    have come down from Heaven?!
[09:01] Emi
    Sariel could be after the sacred sword again!
[09:04] Suzuno
    I doubt that.
[09:07] Suzuno
    At this point, the archangel
    Sariel has gotten quite...
[09:11] Sarue
    My beloved!
[09:14] Sarue
    You from MgR's and I from SFC,
     two irreconcilable organizations,
[09:18] Sarue
    are the very Romeo and Juliet
     of the fast-food industry!
[09:24] Kisaki
    You take this one, Maa.
[09:27] Maou
    Hello, may I take your order?
[09:30] Sarue
    Ten large Big Mag meals
    with fries and cola, please.
[09:35] Suzuno
    ...big.
[09:37] Emi
    Big?
[09:38] Maou/Chiho
    Thank you very much!
[09:40] Chiho
    He's gained weight.
[09:42] Maou
    Yeah, that'll happen when you
    buy ten large meals every day.
[09:48] Kisaki
    I'm glad he's contributing to our sales,
[09:51] Kisaki
    but I really need him to lay off
    the gaudy bouquets.
[09:54] Kisaki
    He flusters the other customers.
[09:57] Kisaki/Chiho/Maou
    Welcome to MgRonald's!
[10:04] Maou
    Here's a kids' menu. Please, help yourself.
[10:07] Old Lady
    Thank you.
[10:09] Old Lady
    What would you like, Kentaro?
[10:12] Kentaro
    Um...
[10:22] Chiho
    Is something wrong, Mr. Maou?
[10:25] Maou
    It's just, as I was leaving home...
[10:29] Maou
    No, I shouldn't discuss it here.
[10:32] Ashiya
    First, we'll put today's
    laundry in the washer.
[10:36] Ashiya
    Then while the washer
    is running, we'll vacuum.
[10:40] Ashiya
    Understood?
[10:41] Urushihara
    Yeah, yeah.
[10:42] Ashiya
    One "yes" will suffice.
[10:45] Urushihara
    Hey...
[10:46] Urushihara
    Where did you buy this? 
    Or more like, where did you find this?
[10:50] Urushihara
    And why a semi-automatic?
[10:52] Urushihara
    Aren't fully automatic machines
    the standard these days?
[10:55] Ashiya
    Semi-automatics have more advantages
    than just their low price point,
[10:58] Ashiya
    the biggest of which is that they
    aren't controlled by computers.
[11:01] Ashiya
    When you consider the total amount
    of water and detergent used,
[11:04] Ashiya
    they're by far the more economical choice
    for small but frequent loads.
[11:09] Ashiya
    And being able to wash and
    spin-dry simultaneously is huge.
[11:12] Ashiya
    We can divide things like towels,
    underwear, and colored clothes
[11:15] Ashiya
    into different loads, saving time
    without damaging the fabrics—
[11:18] Urushihara
    Okay, advantages, I get it.
[11:21] Urushihara
    So how do we use this thing?
[11:25] Ashiya
    For starters, the washer is on the left,
    and the spinner is on the right.
[11:29] Ashiya
    After you put in the clothes,
    you turn this dial to set the timer.
[11:33] Ashiya
    I think you put shirts in this bag, right?
[11:35] Ashiya
    Stop! That's wrong.
[11:37] Ashiya
    Never forget to undo
    the buttons at the cuffs.
[11:39] Urushihara
    How's it "wrong"?
    I don't see the difference.
[11:42] Ashiya
    The buttons are right
    where people tend to sweat.
[11:44] Ashiya
    If you're not careful, the buildup
    will shorten the shirt's useful life.
[11:46] Emi
    Do you hear boring conversations
    like this every day?
[11:47] Urushihara
    It's all just fabric!
[11:49] Ashiya
    Hold it! That's too much detergent!
[11:50] Suzuno
    Yes. Today's is more esoteric
    than usual, though.
[11:52] Ashiya
    This much per ten liters of water is plenty.
[11:54] Suzuno
    What's the real difference between
    "fully automatic" and "semi-automatic"?
[11:59] Emi
    Well, I've only ever used
    the fully automatic kind...
[12:03] Ashiya
    But wait, there's more.
[12:05] Ashiya
    Later, we'll have to take in the dry clothes,
[12:08] Ashiya
    fold them neatly, and put them away.
[12:12] Ashiya
    Watch closely. T-shirts should
    be laid sideways like this
[12:15] Ashiya
    and then the sleeves folded in
    equal widths on the right and left...
[12:19] Ashiya
    Lastly, you bring the bottom up to the neck.
[12:22] Ashiya
    Well? Are you listening to me?
[12:25] Urushihara
    I sensed a presence just now.
[12:27] Ashiya
    A presence?
[12:30] Urushihara
    Hey, could it be... a Blattella germanica?
[12:35] Ashiya
    Bla...
[12:36] Ashiya
    Blattella germanica, you say?!
[12:38] Ashiya
    No, that's impossible!
[12:40] Ashiya
    I've personally seen to it that the
    Devil's Castle is perfectly defended!
[12:44] Ashiya
    No one could possibly invade it!
[12:47] Urushihara
    It might be a Periplaneta fuligiosa, then.
[12:50] Ashiya
    You'd better not be saying that just
    because you don't want to do chores!
[12:54] Ashiya
    I have to run to the library
    and the supermarket.
[12:58] Ashiya
    Take in the laundry and finish
    cleaning before I get back!
[13:09] Kisaki/Maou/Chiho
    Thank you very much!
[13:11] Chiho
    I finished cleaning the washrooms.
[13:14] Kisaki
    Thanks, Chi.
[13:15] Kisaki
    Maa, I know it's a little early,
    but you can head home, too.
[13:20] Chiho
    Mr. Maou, are you busy after work today?
[13:24] Maou
    No, I don't have any plans.
[13:26] Chiho
    Oh, good.
[13:28] Chiho
    In that case, is it okay if I visit
    your apartment for a bit?
[13:31] Chiho
    I want to show these to Miss Suzuno.
[13:34] Maou
    Oh yeah, I forgot the Bon
    Festival was coming up.
[13:36] Maou
    These are the flax stalks you burn
    to guide your ancestors, right?
[13:39] Chiho
    Oh wow, you know about them!
[13:42] Maou
    Yeah. We came to your world
    around this time last year,
[13:46] Maou
    and we were researching magics
    and rituals like crazy.
[13:49] Chiho
    Miss Suzuno says she's never
    seen these in person,
[13:52] Chiho
    so I promised to bring her some.
[13:55] Maou
    Got it.
[13:56] Maou
    But...
[14:00] Maou
    It may be best if you don't come today.
[14:03] Chiho
    Why?
[14:05] Maou
    I have a bad feeling.
[14:09] Urushihara
    It's not picking up anything.
[14:12] Urushihara
    This is the problem with cheap products...
[14:16] Urushihara
    Changing the bag is a pain anyway.
    Let's call this good enough.
[14:24] Urushihara
    I knew it was—
[14:29] Urushihara
    So you've finally shown yourself, 
    Blattella germanica!
[14:34] Urushihara
    It's no use! A vacuum nozzle is 
    no match for Blattella germanica!
[14:39] Urushihara
    Sheesh, this apartment has no
    useful weapons for these situations!
[14:51] Urushihara
    You won't escape this time.
[14:56] Urushihara
    There's a Periplaneta fuligiosa, too?!
[15:02] Urushihara
    Of course it rains now...
[15:05] Maou
    Shoot, I didn't bring an umbrella.
[15:09] Chiho
    It's a sudden shower,
    so it should pass soon.
[15:11] Chiho
    Should we wait it out in the break room?
[15:14] Maou
    No, I'm more worried about my
    apartment than the rain right now.
[15:17] Chiho
    Would you like to share my umbrella, then?
[15:20] Maou
    But Chi, if you come
    with me now, there might be—
[15:23] Chiho
    It's no problem! I want to
    help you, Mr. Maou!
[15:30] Urushihara
    Ashiya's gonna be pissed
    unless I wash these again.
[15:36] Urushihara
    Blattella germanica and Periplaneta 
    fuligiosa both ran off somewhere,
[15:41] Urushihara
    so I guess I'll do this first.
[15:57] Maou
    Urushihara!
[16:01] Chiho
    C-C-C-Cockroach!
[16:07] Emi
    Do your worst!
[16:12] Maou
    Stay away!
[16:17] Chiho
    Miss Suzuno!
[16:20] Suzuno
    Light of Iron!
[16:30] Emi
    You're pretty pathetic for a demon lord.
[16:33] Maou
    I wasn't scared!
[16:34] Maou
    Anybody'd be startled
    if one jumped at him like that!
[16:37] Emi
    Well, apartments this old
    are bound to have them.
[16:41] Emi
    I never see cockroaches at my place.
[16:43] Urushihara
    Don't say "cockroach," I hate that!
[16:46] Urushihara
    It's a creepy word somehow!
[16:48] Ashiya
    Our household uses their Latin names,
[16:50] Ashiya
    Blattella germanica 
    or Periplaneta fuligiosa.
[16:54] Maou
    At MgRonald's, we call them "Taro."
[16:57] Chiho
    Really?
[16:58] Maou
    Yeah. I guess you hadn't heard yet.
[17:01] Maou
    It's like how we call
    the toilets "washrooms."
[17:04] Maou
    We can't say "cockroach"
    in front of customers, after all.
[17:07] Suzuno
    We're all ready. Time to light the fire.
[17:20] Suzuno
    Come to think of it,
    does the Devil have ancestors?
[17:23] Maou
    Seriously? Demons don't grow
    on trees any more than humans do.
[17:28] Maou
    We have ancestors. Parents, too.
[17:30] Chiho
    You have parents?
[17:32] Maou
    Well, there aren't many demons high-minded
    enough to mourn their ancestors,
[17:37] Maou
    so there's no way
    to figure out who mine were.
[17:40] Maou
    I can barely remember my parents.
[17:42] Chiho
    I'm sorry. I shouldn't pry.
[17:46] Maou
    Nah, don't sweat it. I'm the one
    who decided to talk about them.
[17:56] Maou
    Crap, everyone hold on
    to something! It's the Gate!
[18:07] Suzuno
    An apple?
[18:09] Maou
    Even the demon realm doesn't
    have apples this huge.
[18:12] Emi
    Why do weird things always
    happen when I'm with you?!
[18:15] Maou
    Because you're stalking me!
[18:18] Maou
    You're a stalker hero!
[18:19] Emi
    I-I am not!
[18:21] Emi
    I only came here today
    to give Bel some information,
[18:24] Emi
    since she said she'll be
    staying here for a while!
[18:27] Emi
    Follow you around? You wish, 
    Mr. Devil in an Old Unislo T-shirt!
[18:31] Maou
    Shut up! Look at you, wearing
    flashy clothes in this damn heat!
[18:35] Maou
    You don't rate more than a Unislo sports
    bra, Miss Flat-Chested Hero!
[18:41] Emi
    That's it. I'm decapitating you right now!
[18:46] Maou
    W-Wait a second! No sacred swords!
    We can talk this out!
[18:50] Emi
    Not interested!
[18:51] Ashiya
    Sire!
[18:54] Urushihara
    What about Chiho Sasaki?!
[18:56] Chiho
    He hugged me... Mr. Maou hugged me...
[19:02] Chiho
    He hugged me!
[19:03] Urushihara
    It's no use.
[19:04] Suzuno
    I authorize you to kill this enemy of women.
[19:07] Maou
    Don't encourage her violence—stop her!
[19:09] Maou
    Oh crap, I forgot you're on Emi's side!
[19:13] Ashiya
    I never thought our plans for world
    conquest would be cut short
[19:16] Ashiya
    because of an insult involving
    a Unislo sports bra...
[19:20] Emi
    Prepare to die!
[19:29] Maou
    Wha...
[19:30] Emi
    What is this?!
[19:32] Chiho
    Mr. Maou hugged me!
[19:35] Suzuno
    Light of Iron!
[20:12] Maou
    Wh-What's going on here?
[20:16] Emi
    All right, we'll be going now.
[20:18] Maou
    Don't you dare!
[20:19] Emi
    Bel and I have nothing to do
    with this! You guys handle it.
[20:29] Alas Ramus
    Morning.
[20:31] Ashiya
    Y-You can speak Japanese?
[20:33] Alas Ramus
    Umm... widdle bit?
[20:36] Maou
    What are you?
[20:38] Alas Ramus
    Alas Ramus.
[20:40] Emi
    Alas Ramus?
[20:42] Alas Ramus
    Yeah! Alas Ramus!
[20:49] Maou
    Where did you come from, Alas Ramus?
[20:52] Maou
    Where do you live?
[20:54] Alas Ramus
    I... dunno...
[20:57] Maou
    How about your father and mother?
[20:59] Alas Ramus
    Fa? Mo?
[21:02] Emi
    He means your papa and mama.
[21:04] Alas Ramus
    Papa... is Satan!
[21:07] Maou
    I see, your papa is Satan!
[21:10] Maou
    Huh?
[21:13] Maou
    Huh? Me?!
[21:16] Chiho
    Mr. Maou! You have a child?!
[21:18] Maou
    No, Chi, wait!
[21:20] Chiho
    Did you have a wife and kids back
    when you were the Devil? Is that it?!
[21:24] Maou
    No, I didn't! Calm down!
[21:26] Ashiya
    Th-That had better be the truth, Sire!
[21:28] Maou
    Et tu, Ashiya?!
[21:30] Ashiya
    An illegitimate heir is a serious
    matter for the demon realm!
[21:34] Ashiya
    How could you keep her secret even from me?!
[21:37] Maou
    Hold on! Why do you all take it
    as given that she's my kid?!
[21:40] Maou
    O-Okay, I know—who's your mama?
[21:45] Alas Ramus
    Mama.
[21:49] Emi
    Huh?! M-Me?!
[21:51] Alas Ramus
    Papa.
[21:53] Alas Ramus
    Mama.
[21:54] Suzuno
    Her father is the Devil
    and her mother is the hero?
[21:58] Chiho
    M-M-M-Miss Yusa?!
[22:03] Alas Ramus
    Papa! Mama!