Season 1

E1 - The Remedial Student and the Witch of the Staff

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[00:02] Saybil
    I can't remember...
[00:07] Zero
    Your eyes
[00:09] Zero
    are the same as mine, young man.
[00:15] Saybil
    ...who she is...
[00:20] Zero
    Come.
[00:21] Zero
    I shall take you to a world
    befitting of you.
[00:28] Saybil
    ...or who I am.
SIGN    Three Years Later
SIGN    Kingdom of Wenias Royal Academy of Magic
[00:37] Guy
    It's a summons.
[00:39] Girl
    Who's this "Saybil?"
[00:40] Guy
    You know. That gloomy, mysterious guy.
[00:43] Guy
    To see the Headmaster?
[00:45] Girl
    What does that mean?
[00:47] Kudo
    A summons? What did he do?
[00:50] Student A (male)
    Well, you know he has the worst
    grades in the academy—
[00:54] Student A (male)
    It's probably to tell him he's expelled.
[00:58] Hort
    What's all this? What's the fuss about?
[01:00] Student B (female)
    A student has been summoned
    to the Headmaster's office.
[01:04] Hort
    A summons? What for?
[01:07] Student B (female)
    Who knows? But they say
    Headmaster Albus is super scary.
[01:11] Student B (female)
    Poor dude.
[01:15] Los
    Hear me! Come out, Albus!
[01:19] Los
    Wilt thou open thy door?!
[01:21] Los
    Dost thou truly not hear me?
[01:25] Los
    If so, I look quite the fool.
[01:28] Los
    'Tis worse than being ignored!
[01:30] Los
    Hey!
[01:32] Los
    I know thou art there!
[01:34] Saybil
    Um...
[01:36] Los
    What's this? A student of the academy?
[01:39] Los
    What business hast thou with me,
    promising young man?
SIGN    Lowest-ranked student in his year
[01:43] Saybil
    Promising? Me?
[01:48] Los
    As is plain to see, I am quite busy.
[01:51] Los
    Begone.
[01:53] Saybil
    The Headmaster summoned me.
[01:55] Los
    What?
[01:57] Los
    How splendid. A port in the storm!
[02:00] Los
    I welcome thee!
[02:03] Los
    Come! Quickly! Do open the door!
[02:06] Saybil
    Um, but...
[02:08] Saybil
    ...the Headmaster didn't call
    for you, correct?
[02:12] Saybil
    If I let you in, I'll get in trouble.
[02:17] Los
    Sound reasoning.
[02:18] Los
    I am fond of sound reasoning.
[02:21] Los
    Very well.
[02:24] Los
    In that case,
[02:26] Los
    this is mine answer!
[02:30] Saybil
    My dear Ludens, say hello!
[02:38] Los
    Now, cry out! Beg for thy life!
[02:41] Los
    A precious student's life is at stake.
[02:44] Los
    Not even Albus would ignore this!
[02:46] Holdem
    Now, see here!
[02:48] Holdem
    Loux Krystas!
[02:50] Holdem
    Y-You wretch! Step away from that student!
[02:57] Los
    My, my.
[02:59] Los
    What have we here?
[03:01] Los
    The third-rate servant. How time has flown by.
[03:04] Holdem
    Can it! You're nothing but trouble
    every time you show up!
[03:09] Los
    I have business with Albus.
[03:12] Holdem
    Go back to your lair!
[03:17] Los
    Impossible!
[03:28] Los
    Don't touch it!
[03:28] Holdem
    Stop!
[03:29] Holdem
    You got a death wish?
[03:36] Los
    M-My staff!
[03:39] Los
    Holdem, thou fiend!
[03:41] Los
    Thou darest kick dear Ludens,
    treasure of my lineage!
[03:46] Los
    Know that this merits a thousand deaths!
[03:49] Holdem
    What a tired line.
[03:50] Los
    How mean!
[03:56] Albus
    Holdem, what is all this racket abou—
[04:01] Albus
    Loux Krystas!
[04:04] Albus
    How did you get into the academy?
[04:07] Los
    How?
[04:10] Los
    Why, with cuteness.
[05:43] Los
    What is this?
[05:45] Los
    Thou didst not serve me tea,
    third-rate servant!
[05:47] Holdem
    There is no tea for intruders.
SIGN    Episode 1
    The Remedial Student and the Witch of the Staff
[05:49] Los
    How mean!
[05:50] Los
    I want tea, too! And tea cakes!
[05:52] Saybil
    A special field program?
[05:54] Saybil
    I'm not expelled?
[05:55] Albus
    Correct.
[05:56] Albus
    I can't see you progressing
    within the academy.
[06:00] Albus
    So, I aim to develop you
    in a different environment.
[06:05] Saybil
    A different environment?
[06:08] Albus
    The Church and witches were at war until
     five years ago. You learned that, correct?
[06:13] Saybil
    Yes. And that there are still
    witch hunts in the south.
[06:17] Albus
    Why do you think that is?
[06:20] Albus
    What caused the end of witch hunts
    here in the Kingdom of Wenias?
[06:25] Saybil
    I believe the greatest factor
    was the war ten years ago.
[06:31] Saybil
    It was the evil sorcerer Thirteen.
[06:33] Saybil
    Ten years ago,
[06:36] Saybil
    he caused a war by spreading
    magic throughout the kingdom...
[06:41] Saybil
    to end the persecution of witches
    and create a place in the world for them.
[06:47] Albus
    You've done your homework.
[06:49] Albus
    And that sorcerer was executed.
[06:52] Albus
    I saw it done.
[06:55] Saybil
    I, um...
[06:56] Albus
    Don't be nervous. You were correct.
[07:00] Albus
    Thirteen's methods were wrong,
[07:03] Albus
    but the war brought magic into wide use,
[07:05] Albus
    and it greatly changed the world's
    view of witches. There's no denying it.
[07:11] Albus
    Though it can take decades to master magic,
[07:14] Albus
    anyone with a talent for it
    can use it within a few years.
[07:18] Albus
    Thirteen made that known to the world.
[07:22] Albus
    That's why I created this academy,
[07:24] Albus
    to administrate the spread of magic.
[07:28] Albus
    The school has only been
     around for four years,
[07:30] Albus
    but magic is already integrated
    into daily life in the kingdom.
[07:35] Albus
    In the south, though, witches and mages
    are unusual and still seen as "other."
[07:39] Los
    I said I want tea! And cakes!
[07:41] Holdem
    Let go!
[07:43] Albus
    Holdem, let her have tea to shut her up.
[07:49] Los
    Yum yummy nummy!
[07:51] Albus
    Thus, I have decided to create
    a witch village in the south.
[07:56] Albus
    A village where witches are treated
    as normal people, not others.
[08:00] Albus
    I want you to serve as a mage there.
[08:06] Albus
    If after three years the
     supervisor deems you unfit,
[08:11] Albus
    you will have all memory of magic
    and the academy sealed away.
[08:17] Saybil
    Th-Three years...
[08:18] Los
    Oh, thought this through, haven't thou?
[08:21] Los
    This provides thy student with training
[08:24] Los
    and at the same time uses him
    to expand thy influence!
[08:28] Los
    Very well!
[08:29] Los
    I am fond of efficiency.
[08:31] Los
    The journey to this
     village is treacherous.
[08:34] Los
    I, Loux Krystas, the Dawn Witch, shall bring
    my 300 years of experience to the job!
[08:40] Albus
    No, you see, I already arranged
    for a witch escort...
[08:44] Los
    I sent that witch away.
[08:48] Albus
    Excuse me?
[08:49] Los
    Behold, the commission letter.
[08:51] Los
    She gladly accepted my offer
    to switch jobs and left.
[08:59] Albus
    Are you daft?!
[09:01] Albus
    This is why witches drive me mad!
[09:03] Albus
    Every one of them, selfish! Decadent!
    No spirit of cooperation!
[09:07] Los
    So hyperbolic. Am I not
    offering to cooperate?
[09:11] Los
    All I require is permission to peruse
[09:14] Los
    the world's first manual on magic,
    The Grimoire of Zero.
[09:18] Saybil
    The Grimoire of Zero...
[09:20] Albus
    I've told you a thousand times.
    That is a forbidden text.
[09:24] Albus
    Permission cannot be granted.
[09:27] Los
    Thy justification is that the tome
    is dangerous, no?
[09:29] Los
    That one could destroy the world with it?
[09:32] Los
    I harbor, however, no fondness
    for causing suffering.
[09:36] Albus
    You will receive no special
    treatment. That's final.
[09:41] Albus
    But...
[09:42] Albus
    ...yes.
[09:45] Albus
    I could let you meet
    the author of the grimoire.
[09:48] Los
    Th-The Mud-Black Witch?!
[09:51] Holdem
    But my lady! That's...
[09:54] Albus
    I can arrange a meeting,
[09:56] Albus
    but I cannot guarantee
    she'll talk about magic.
[10:00] Albus
    You might not even recognize
    that it's her when you meet.
[10:05] Los
    I am Loux Krystas, the Dawn Witch!
[10:08] Los
    I shan't be fooled by any disguise!
SIGN    Entrance to the Southern Tunnel (Witch Gallows)
[10:15] Los
    Over here!
[10:17] Los
    Right here!
[10:20] Saybil
    Thank goodness.
[10:21] Los
    What? Is this your first trip
    outside the kingdom?
[10:24] Hort
    Oh, I found you! I'm not too late!
[10:30] Hort
    You're going to the village
    field program, right?
[10:32] Hort
    I'm Hort!
[10:34] Hort
    I'm a fourth-year student.
    One year ahead of you!
[10:36] Hort
    I'll be coming with you!
[10:38] Saybil
    Huh? But aren't you...?
[10:40] Hort
    You're Professor Los, right?
    A pleasure to meet you.
[10:43] Los
    Oh, "professor," eh?
[10:46] Kudo
    I ain't goin' with you.
[10:48] Kudo
    I'm a seasoned traveler.
    I don't need an escort.
[10:52] Saybil
    Kudo.
[10:54] Kudo
    I'll be taking these two with me.
    To the village.
[10:59] Los
    You came just to decline mine
    escort? How conscientious.
[11:04] Kudo
    I just didn't want my grades to be docked!
[11:08] Los
    Ah, I see. A coward, then.
[11:12] Kudo
    Shut up!
[11:13] Saybil
    Wow. He's blushing.
[11:15] Kudo
    No, I'm angry!
[11:18] Kudo
    Tell me something, Saybil.
[11:20] Kudo
    What's the worst student in school
    doing in the special program?
[11:25] Saybil
    Good question. Everyone else
    has excellent grades.
[11:29] Student 1
    C'mon, Kudo!
[11:31] Student 2
    Let's get moving!
[11:34] Kudo
    Since you understand you don't belong,
    go back to the academy and drop out.
[11:40] Kudo
    For your own good.
[11:42] Hort
    What's his problem?
[11:45] Hort
    As a beastfallen, doesn't he know
    to at least soften his attitude?
[11:50] Saybil
    I don't expect him to.
[11:52] Hort
    Huh?
[11:53] Saybil
    It seems wrong to hold
    beastfallen to separate standards.
[11:57] Saybil
    He's practically honest to a fault,
    and I find that reassuring.
[12:05] Hort
    Sayb, you're so cool!
[12:07] Saybil
    Huh?
[12:08] Hort
    You helped me change the way I think!
[12:12] Los
    Come. Time to go.
[12:14] Hort
    Yes, ma'am!
[12:20] Los
    We must pass through the tunnel
    and find a carriage at once,
[12:23] Los
    and then reach an inn before sunset.
[12:26] Saybil
    What is it, Hort?
[12:28] Hort
    Oh, nothing!
[12:29] Hort
    Professor Los!
[12:31] Hort
    Are you hungry?
[12:33] Los
    Here. 'Tis hot.
[12:37] Hort
    Professor?
[12:38] Hort
    Did you just feed your staff a skewer?!
[12:41] Los
    Sure. 'Tis a perfectly normal occurrence.
[12:44] Hort
    N-No, it isn't!
[12:46] Hort
    Wait, is your staff...?
[12:49] Los
    Indeed, the Staff of Ludens.
    The witch eater, just as thou fearest.
[12:55] Hort
    I knew it!
[12:56] Hort
    When someone touches it, it consumes
    their magic and kills them, right?
[13:00] Saybil
    Oh...
[13:02] Saybil
    That's why they stopped me...
[13:04] Hort
    You tried to touch it?
[13:06] Saybil
    I mean, Professor Los
    was handling it no problem.
[13:08] Hort
    Oh, that's true.
[13:11] Hort
    So it doesn't necessarily kill you, then.
[13:15] Los
    No, it does.
[13:18] Los
    We formed a pact.
[13:20] Los
    Even with my magic fully depleted,
    Ludens keeps me alive.
[13:24] Los
    My dear Ludens and I
     are one in body and soul!
[13:28] Los
    Oh, my dear, sweet Ludens!
[13:31] Hort
    Sayb, that's my skewer!
[13:33] Saybil
    What?
[13:34] Saybil
    Oh. S-Sorry.
[13:38] Hort
    I set it aside and everything! Spit it up!
[13:41] Los
    I don't see why thou
    wouldst eat spat-up food.
[13:45] Hort
    Th-That's not the issue!
[13:48] Hort
    Oh, jeez!
[13:49] Hort
    Don't blame me if you get a tummy ache!
[13:55] Hort
    S-Sayb!
[13:57] Los
    'Tis an extraordinary level
    of motion sickness.
[14:01] Los
    Here. I shall lend thee
    my favorite handkerchief.
[14:04] Saybil
    Th-Thank you.
[14:08] Saybil
    I was totally fine the last time
    I rode in a carriage.
[14:12] Hort
    Professor! Sayb is gonna die!
[14:15] Los
    I get it. Calm down.
[14:17] Los
    Driver!
[14:19] Los
    Stop the carriage. We need
    to get off to prevent a casualty.
[14:30] Saybil
    W-Wow.
[14:32] Saybil
    That's Solm, right?
[14:35] Saybil
    You can already cast it
    without an incantation.
[14:37] Saybil
    No wonder you're the top student.
[14:40] Hort
    What? Y-You knew?
[14:43] Saybil
    Yeah. You're famous.
[14:45] Saybil
    Sorry you're stuck with me...
[14:47] Hort
    Huh?
[14:49] Hort
    It's not like I'm perfect
    at everything myself.
[14:52] Saybil
    You're smart and nice. Wow.
[14:57] Hort
    I'm not all that nice.
[15:01] Hort
    I'm just well-practiced.
[15:04] Hort
    See? Check out this smile!
[15:10] Saybil
    You look so cute.
[15:11] Hort
    I do, don't I? Very candid, Sayb!
[15:14] Hort
    That's my special skill.
[15:16] Hort
    If you keep smiling, it's easier
    to get people to like you.
[15:20] Hort
    Before I entered the academy,
[15:22] Hort
    I couldn't even get decent
    meals without smiling.
[15:26] Hort
    But I guess all the kids who chose
    to attend had issues, right?
[15:32] Hort
    Especially the teenage students like us...
[15:35] Hort
    We wanted the power to change things...
[15:40] Hort
    What about you, Sayb? Got a story, too?
[15:43] Saybil
    I...
[15:44] Saybil
    don't remember anything
    before the academy.
[15:47] Hort
    What?
[15:49] Saybil
    I don't even remember
    taking the entrance exam.
[15:51] Saybil
    If I'm expelled, I'll lose
    my memories of the academy, too.
[15:55] Saybil
    Then I'll truly be empty...
[15:58] Saybil
    So, I have no choice but to become a mage.
[16:02] Saybil
    And yet I can barely even—
[16:04] Los
    'Tis quite a passive reason,
    "I have no choice."
[16:10] Saybil
    Professor Los...
[16:12] Hort
    Professor, your staff!
[16:14] Hort
    Are you using the Staff of Ludens as a pot?!
[16:17] Los
    Don't put it so rudely!
[16:20] Los
    I am simply having my dear
    Ludens carry water for me.
[16:24] Los
    Now, what were you saying?
[16:26] Saybil
    Huh?
[16:27] Saybil
    Well, um...
[16:29] Saybil
    I can barely cast magic at all.
[16:35] Los
    Your spells get out of control?
[16:37] Saybil
    Yes.
[16:38] Saybil
    But when I try to restrain them,
    I can't cast at all.
[16:42] Los
    I see. Perhaps Kudo spoke true.
    'Twould be best to quit.
[16:49] Los
    Nothing is more dangerous
    than casting without control.
[16:54] Saybil
    But after three years of practice,
    I can cast a few spells.
[16:59] Los
    So thy intent is to expand thy repertoire
    through years of diligent training?
[17:05] Saybil
    Is that... not enough?
[17:07] Los
    I would not say that.
[17:09] Los
    The path, however, may well be harsher
    than losing thy memories.
[17:13] Los
    Magic is a new art.
    Some will fear and detest it.
[17:18] Los
    If mages repel that malice with violence,
    their reputation will plummet to the ground.
[17:25] Los
    But not fighting back means
    being tortured to death.
[17:28] Los
    'Tis a valid option to forget everything
    and start a new life, in my opinion.
[17:35] Los
    Now, then. It should be ready now.
[17:39] Hort
    But for a witch to eat a meal made
    with the witch-eating staff...
[17:44] Hort
    Doesn't it kinda feel like cannibalism?
[17:46] Los
    No!
[17:48] Los
    Thou madest me imagine it momentarily!
[17:53] Underling 1
    We found the academy brats,
    just as the informant said.
[18:00] the Tyrant
    Which group seems tougher?
[18:03] Underling 1
    One group had a lizard beastfallen.
[18:06] the Tyrant
    A beastfallen studying magic?
[18:08] the Tyrant
    How cute. That's funny.
[18:10] the Tyrant
    The monsters the witches
     used for sacrifices
[18:14] the Tyrant
    are gonna cast magic themselves now?
[18:17] Underling 1
    Let's start with the beastfallen, then.
[18:19] the Tyrant
    Yeah. I'll crush him.
[18:22] the Tyrant
    We gotta teach the trash
    of Wenias once and for all...
[18:28] the Tyrant
    There ain't gonna be no peace
    between the Church and witches!
[18:36] the Tyrant
    Gather everyone and lay the traps!
[18:40] the Tyrant
    The lizard hunt begins!
[18:44] Los
    My, my. Not quite on schedule,
    but we made it to the inn.
[18:50] Hort
    Yummy...
[18:54] Saybil
    You sure have a big appetite, Hort.
[18:56] Hort
    N-No I don't!
[18:58] Los
    Most mages are big eaters.
[19:02] Los
    It comes from an effort
    to recover lost magic through food.
[19:07] Saybil
    I don't eat that much, though.
[19:09] Los
    Thou art an exception.
    As are witches with no magic like me.
[19:14] Los
    Thus,
[19:15] Los
    when witch hunters spot
    a slender-figured big eater,
[19:19] Los
    they always take note.
[19:21] Hort
    You should've said that earlier!
[19:25] Student 2
    That darned Kudo.
[19:27] Student 1
    For real.
[19:28] Student 1
    That asshole—
[19:30] Student 1
    Oh?
[19:31] Student 1
    Saybil.
[19:32] Student 1
    Thank goodness. You went
    with the escorting professor, right?
[19:36] Student 2
    We were attacked by thieves last night.
[19:39] Student 1
    We were considering
    returning to the academy.
[19:43] Hort
    What? Your stuff was stolen?
[19:45] Student 1
    No. Kudo ran off alone with the map!
[19:49] Saybil
    Kudo did that? Really?
[19:52] Student 2
    Excuse me? It's true. He ran off.
[19:57] Los
    How strange.
[19:59] Los
    Kudo ran away and you two
    are unharmed. Nothing stolen.
[20:05] Los
    Looks aside, you're young men.
[20:09] Los
    If captured, you'd fetch a price.
[20:11] Los
    The logical target is you two, not Kudo.
[20:15] Los
    But since you two are here unharmed,
    they chased after Kudo.
[20:21] Los
    Why?
[20:22] Student 1
    Don't ask me!
[20:24] Student 2
    Kudo called us dead weight!
[20:27] Student 1
    He shouted that small fry who can't cast
    aren't even worth protecting.
[20:32] Los
    Ah, the answer is clear:
[20:34] Los
    witch hunters.
[20:39] Los
    Kudo noticed immediately,
[20:42] Los
    asserting unnecessarily loudly
    that he was the only mage.
[20:44] Los
    He made sure his academy
    buddies could escape.
[20:50] Los
    'Twas brute courage,
    foolhardy though it was.
[20:56] Saybil
    Kudo once told me...
[20:59] Saybil
    He said he entered
    the academy to protect people.
[21:04] Saybil
    One time I fell behind in class
    and was being bullied.
[21:11] Saybil
    He protected me then, too.
[21:14] Saybil
    He's not a bad guy.
[21:17] Los
    I shall go.
[21:19] Los
    'Twas my error to permit him
    to travel separately.
[21:25] Saybil
    I'll go with you!
[21:26] Hort
    M-Me, too!
[21:27] Los
    No.
[21:29] Los
    Against witch hunters, fledgling
    mages would only get in the way.
[21:34] Saybil
    But...
[21:35] Los
    Silence!
[21:37] Los
    You will do as I say and wait here!
[21:42] Hort
    She left us behind.
[21:44] Saybil
    Yeah.
[21:45] Hort
    But I can't just sit here and wait.
[21:48] Saybil
    Yeah...
[21:50] Hort
    Which means!
[21:51] Hort
    It's time to use the handkerchief Professor
    Los gave you when you were barfing!
[21:57] Hort
    I'll scry for her location!
[22:01] Saybil
    Hort, you're a little too excited
    about breaking the rules.
[22:23] Hort
    Found her!
[22:27] Saybil
    You're accurately tracking
    a moving target. You're incredible.
[22:34] Hort
    Still, I can't believe those two.
[22:37] (Flashback) Student 2
    You want us to look for Kudo?!
[22:39] (Flashback) Student 1
    Hell no! I'm not getting
     expelled over this.
[22:43] (Flashback) Student 1
    Not for a beastfallen!
[22:47] Hort
    They're the worst!
[22:49] Saybil
    If you'd asked with a smile,
    I think they would have agreed.
[22:53] Hort
    I only force a smile for
     people I deem worthy!
[22:58] Saybil
    But you smile at me.
[23:02] Hort
    Actually, around you,
    I just get naturally smiley!
[23:07] Hort
    I'm not forcing it!
[23:09] Hort
    That probably means...
[23:12] Hort
    I think I must like you, Sayb!
[23:15] Saybil
    What?!
[23:17] Hort
    Did you just go, "What?!"
[23:19] Saybil
    Sorry. I didn't expect that.
[23:21] Hort
    Uh...
[23:22] Hort
    Don't misunderstand me!
    I like you as a friend, okay?
[23:26] Saybil
    That's still a surprise to me...
[23:33] Saybil
    What is it?
[23:34] Hort
    S-Sayb, look...
[23:45] Saybil and Hort
    Kudo!
[23:48] Saybil
    Did he let his tail take the fall?
[23:50] Hort
    Sayb! This is no time for jokes!
[23:56] Los
    I really hate that.
SIGN    Next Episode "Don't Call Me a Traitor"
[23:57] Los
    They end on a bloody cliffhanger
    to make thee watch next time!
[24:02] Los
    So, what's the next episode?
[24:04] Saybil
    Next Episode: "Don't Call Me a Traitor."
[24:06] Los
    Who means to betray us?!

E2 - Don't Call Me a Traitor

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[00:10] Nobleman
    Time to move out already.
[00:12] Soldier
    Yes, sir!
[00:18] Hort
    Do you think Kudo died?
[00:21] Saybil
    I would guess that Kudo can regrow his tail.
[00:27] Hort
    We should take it with us, right?
[00:30] Hort
    His tail...
[00:33] Hort
    It's cold and slippery...
[00:36] Hort
    I don't hate it.
[00:40] Saybil
    Hort, look.
[00:41] Saybil
    On the ground.
[00:44] ---
    These are...
[00:46] Saybil
    Three sets of footprints.
[00:48] Saybil
    One is Kudo, and one is Professor Los.
[00:52] Saybil
    The last one is the witch hunter.
[00:54] Saybil
    I think.
[00:56] Hort
    But that means... there's only one enemy.
[01:01] Hort
    And yet, even with the advantage of magic,
     Kudo chose to flee rather than fight.
[01:07] Hort
    It might be best to turn back.
[01:10] Hort
    This is probably a professional.
[01:12] Saybil
    A professional?
[01:14] Hort
    Remember from class?
[01:17] Hort
    The former death-row inmates,
     recruited by the Church to hunt witches.
[01:22] Hort
    It's an Arbiter from Dia Ignis!
[02:59] Hort
    They'll stop at nothing to kill a witch.
SIGN    Episode 2
    Don't Call Me a Traitor
[03:04] Hort
    They don't care how many
    innocent people may die.
[03:07] Hort
    That's how they've been trained.
[03:10] Saybil
    But Dia Ignis was dismantled.
[03:13] Hort
    Just because the organization is gone
    doesn't mean the people in it went away, too!
[03:19] Saybil
    Hort...
[03:24] Underling 1
    Damn! Where'd he go?
[03:26] Underling 2
    We need to find him, fast!
[03:28] Underling 1
    Hey!
[03:28] Underling 2
    Oh, right. That was close.
[03:31] Underling 1
    Let's go!
[03:34] Kudo
    I hope those two got away safely.
[03:40] The Tyrant
    Now, where are they hiding?
[03:46] Student 2
    Kudo.
[03:47] Student 1
    They're gonna find us...
[03:50] (Flashback) Kudo
    Small fry who can't cast
    aren't even worth protecting.
[03:54] (Flashback) Student 1
    H-Hey!
[03:57] (Flashback) Kudo
    Don't follow me. You're dead weight!
[04:03] Kudo
    What is that rope?
[04:11] Kudo
    A freaking trap?!
[04:22] Hort
    I've met one before.
[04:26] Hort
    Just once, when I was little.
[04:29] Hort
    I went to a nearby village to see a friend.
[04:33] Hort
    That's when...
[04:36] (Flashback) The Tyrant
    Whad'ya want? Ya got a friend in this heap?
[04:40] (Flashback) The Tyrant
    If ya can't prove they're not a witch,
     I'll have to burn you, too.
[04:48] (Flashback) Hort
    I-I have no...
[04:53] (Flashback) Hort
    friends here!
[04:55] Hort
    I ran away.
[04:57] Hort
    Even though my friend was killed,
    I was scared...
[05:01] Hort
    I lied to protect myself...
[05:05] Hort
    If it was an Arbiter that attacked Kudo,
[05:08] Hort
    we'll be no help whatsoever!
[05:11] Hort
    So let's go back!
[05:14] Hort
    Sayb, was that...?
[05:16] Saybil
    Yeah.
[05:19] Saybil
    I think it'd be best to run.
[05:21] Hort
    Yeah.
[05:23] Saybil
    Professor Los might get mad if we show up.
[05:26] Hort
    Th-That's true. So let's—
[05:29] Saybil
    But...
[05:30] Saybil
    we have to help.
[05:32] Hort
    What?
[05:33] Saybil
    Hort, if your friend had still been alive,
     I don't think you would've run.
[05:38] Saybil
    I'm sure you would've tried to
    help while holding back tears,
[05:41] Saybil
    just like now.
[05:44] Hort
    Sayb...
[05:55] Kudo
    Damn it!
[05:56] Kudo
    I gotta get out of here.
[06:05] Kudo
    Hell, it was just a rope.
[06:08] The Tyrant
    So we meet again, lizard boy.
[06:13] Kudo
    The Dia Ignis Arbiter!
[06:16] The Tyrant
    The Church calls me the Tyrant.
[06:20] The Tyrant
    Ya fell right into 'em, huh?
[06:22] The Tyrant
    These simple traps.
[06:24] The Tyrant
    Are ya scared?
[06:26] The Tyrant
    Ya gotta be.
[06:27] The Tyrant
    Any step could set off a trap.
[06:31] The Tyrant
    Not knowing stops you in your tracks.
[06:34] Kudo
    My attack magic didn't work
    on this guy yesterday,
[06:38] Kudo
    so I won't go on the offensive.
[06:40] The Tyrant
    You entered my hunting grounds.
[06:46] Kudo
    Solm!
[06:56] The Tyrant
    So you can run, eh, Mr. Lizard Mage?
[07:00] Kudo
    Impossible!
[07:02] The Tyrant
    Ya know,
[07:04] The Tyrant
    you're awfully slow!
[07:13] The Tyrant
    Huh.
[07:15] The Tyrant
    I guess being a beastfallen and a mage
    don't necessarily mean you're strong.
[07:21] The Tyrant
    What's this?
[07:22] The Tyrant
    The wound is closed?
[07:26] The Tyrant
    I bet the Church's researchers
    would love to have ya as a lab rat.
[07:31] The Tyrant
    Hey! One of you out there!
[07:33] The Tyrant
    Fetch me a cage!
[07:39] Kudo
    Why me?
[07:41] Kudo
    Why is it always me?
[07:43] Kudo
    After I managed to escape that place...
[07:46] Kudo
    After I've come so far...
[07:50] Kudo
    No.
[07:50] (Flashback) Kudo
    No.
[07:51] Kudo
    No! No! No!
[07:51] (Flashback) Kudo
    No! No! No!
[07:57] (Flashback) Man
    Now, witness as I return his arms to normal!
[08:02] Kudo
    I refuse to go back to living in a cage!
[08:06] Kudo
    I thought I'd become strong.
[08:09] Kudo
    I thought I could protect others.
[08:11] Kudo
    I can't even protect myself!
[08:14] (Flashback) Kudo
    I don't need an escort.
[08:17] (Flashback) Albus
    Listen, Kudo. The world can be harsh.
[08:20] (Flashback) Albus
    But you don't have to bear
    the burden all on your own.
[08:25] (Flashback) Kudo
    Oh? Who's gonna shoulder it for me, then?
[08:29] (Flashback) Albus
    Remember this:
[08:31] (Flashback) Albus
    As long as you are a student
    of my academy, I will not forsake you.
[08:37] (Flashback) Albus
    Loux Krystas is a little odd,
[08:40] (Flashback) Albus
    but she's a good witch.
[08:43] Kudo
    If I'd gone with them, would I—
[08:47] Kudo
    Would someone have chosen...
[08:49] ---
    to protect a guy like me?
[08:55] The Tyrant
    Hey. Ain't ya heard of futile resistance?
[08:59] The Tyrant
    Don't waste my time.
[09:02] The Tyrant
    Ya hear me?
[09:09] The Tyrant
    Well? Now do you underst—
[09:12] The Tyrant
    Hey, now.
[09:14] The Tyrant
    Oh, screw it!
[09:16] The Tyrant
    I'll crush your skull and
    offer 'em your corpse!
[09:20] Los
    Hold thy horses!
[09:27] The Tyrant
    What was that?!
[09:28] Los
    I swear.
[09:31] Los
    Attacking a stray duckling.
    Thou hast no shame.
[09:37] Los
    My dear Ludens, say hello!
[09:48] Los
    Let me guess.
[09:49] Los
    Thy capital crimes were pardoned
    when Dia Ignis was disbanded,
[09:53] Los
    but with no skills but
    killing, thou wast destitute,
[09:56] Los
    and now servest the anti-witch faction?
[09:59] Kudo
    H-How come y-you're here?
[10:02] Los
    'Tis a teacher's duty.
[10:04] Kudo
    But...
[10:06] Los
    Silence! Just stand back!
[10:08] The Tyrant
    You...
[10:10] The Tyrant
    That staff... Is that the Staff of Ludens?!
[10:13] Los
    Indeed!
[10:15] Los
    For I am the pact-holder
    of the Staff of Ludens,
[10:19] Los
    the Dawn Witch, Loux Krystas.
[10:22] Los
    And at the moment, I am a teacher
    to the Magic Academy's ducklings!
[10:35] Los
    Back, murderous mad dog loosed
    from the Church's chains!
[10:43] The Tyrant
    Damn it!
[10:51] Kudo
    I-Incredible!
[10:54] Los
    I harbor no fondness for conflict.
[10:56] Los
    Shouldst thou retreat now,
    I shan't take thy life.
[11:00] Saybil
    Professor Los!
[11:02] Los
    That's not good.
[11:04] Hort
    Kudo! Where are you?
[11:09] Hort
    Professor Los!
[11:11] Los
    Why did you come? Flee!
[11:18] Saybil
    Look out.
[11:23] The Tyrant
    Let me thank you.
[11:24] The Tyrant
    So nice of you to show up.
[11:27] Hort
    S-Sayb!
[11:29] The Tyrant
    Don't move!
[11:42] The Tyrant
    I'll snap this twerp's neck!
[11:44] The Tyrant
    Got that, escorting professor?
[11:49] Hort
    P-Professor Los.
[11:51] Los
    What would that gain thee, Arbiter?
[11:55] Los
    The moment you end these children's lives,
[11:58] Los
    thy life shall end as well.
[12:01] The Tyrant
    This can end without all that killing.
    Throw down your staff.
[12:06] The Tyrant
    If I can get the Staff of Ludens and
[12:09] The Tyrant
    its pact-holder in exchange
    for letting the twerp go,
[12:12] The Tyrant
    then that's a bargain.
[12:15] Los
    I'm afraid I cannot afford that bargain.
[12:19] The Tyrant
    Then we all die together!
[12:32] Los
    Stop!
[12:39] Los
    There. Now unhand Sayb.
[12:48] The Tyrant
    Are you kidding?
[12:50] The Tyrant
    The pact-holder of the Staff of
    Ludens is playing teacher for real?
[12:56] Hort
    Professor Los! Don't worry
    about us. Just get him!
[12:59] The Tyrant
    Shut up!
[13:01] The Tyrant
    Listen good, Teach. Step away from the staff.
[13:05] The Tyrant
    Hey, stop lying there.
[13:08] The Tyrant
    Bring me that staff!
[13:11] The Tyrant
    Wrap it with this.
[13:14] Saybil
    B-But...
[13:15] The Tyrant
    It's special consecrated cloth.
[13:18] The Tyrant
    When wrapped in it, the Staff of
    Ludens ain't nothin' but a stick.
[13:29] The Tyrant
    What'd I tell ya?
[13:31] The Tyrant
    Hey, tie up Teach over there,
[13:34] The Tyrant
    Hort.
[13:38] The Tyrant
    C'mon, missy. No need to resist.
[13:42] The Tyrant
    You can cut the act now.
[13:45] The Tyrant
    Go on. Tell 'em...
[13:47] The Tyrant
    that the Church sent
    you to the Magic Academy
[13:51] The Tyrant
    as a spy for the anti-witch faction!
[13:54] Hort
    S-Stop!
[13:58] Hort
    I was called the child of a demon.
[14:01] Hort
    At a young age, I suddenly
    started growing horns.
[14:06] Hort
    My mother told me...
[14:08] (Flashback) Hort's Mother
    Always keep a smile on your face.
[14:11] (Flashback) Hort's Mother
    Then you'll be saved.
[14:14] (Flashback) Young Hort
    Okay.
[14:15] (Flashback) Young Hort
    Stop it!
[14:17] (Flashback) Young Hort
    I'm scared!
[14:19] (Flashback) Young Hort
    Help! Mommy!
[14:22] (Flashback) Church Staff
    Those horns are proof your
    soul is tainted. Hide them.
[14:27] (Flashback) Church Staff
    It's for your own good.
[14:30] (Flashback) Young Hort
    Please let my soul be cleansed.
[14:36] (Flashback) Young Hort
    I promise to never stop smiling,
[14:38] (Flashback) Young Hort
    so let no one hate me.
[14:41] (Flashback) Hort
    A magic academy?
[14:43] (Flashback) Church Staff
    Yes. I want you to enroll there
    and provide us information.
[14:48] (Flashback) Hort
    Um, what about after graduation?
[14:51] (Flashback) Church Staff
    You will maintain your cover as a mage.
[14:53] (Flashback) Church Staff
    Work for the Church's benefit,
    striving to never be discovered.
[14:58] (Flashback) Church Staff
    I have great expectations.
[14:59] (Flashback) Hort
    Yes, sir!
[15:01] (Flashback) School Friend 1 (female)
    Wow, Hort! You got the highest grades again!
[15:04] (Flashback) School Friend 2 (female)
    You could be the top mage
    in the kingdom one day.
[15:07] (Flashback) Hort
    You're too nice.
[15:09] (Flashback) School Friend 3 (male)
    What kind of job do you
    want after you graduate?
[15:11] (Flashback) Hort
    What? Um...
[15:15] (Flashback) Hort
    Me?
[15:16] (Flashback) Albus
    The Magic Division of the Church & Mage
    Army wants to recruit you after graduation.
[15:21] (Flashback) Albus
    Defending the kingdom is an important job.
[15:26] (Flashback) Hort
    Maybe I should reveal everything.
[15:30] (Flashback) Hort
    I want to become a mage.
[15:33] (Flashback) Hort
    But what do I do?
[15:36] (Flashback) Hort
    I really don't want to graduate.
[15:39] (Flashback) Hort
    A three-year special field program?
[15:42] (Flashback) Albus
    What do you think?
[15:45] (Flashback) Hort
    I-I'll do it!
[15:49] (Flashback) Hort
    Please let me participate!
[15:53] Hort
    I was so happy.
[15:54] Hort
    I could still study magic!
[15:57] Hort
    I'd feel like I belonged!
[15:59] Hort
    But in that moment, I had a bad feeling.
[16:05] Hort
    I didn't know a witch hunter
    from the Church would show up.
[16:09] Hort
    If something happened,
     I would have to betray everyone...
[16:15] Hort
    That's why I poisoned that skewer,
[16:18] Hort
    so I could eat it and throw
    off our travel schedule.
[16:24] (Flashback) Hort
    Sayb, that's my skewer!
[16:27] Hort
    I hoped Kudo's group would get attacked.
[16:32] Hort
    I thought they'd be fine with Kudo there.
[16:36] Hort
    I never imagined an Arbiter would come...
     that the Tyrant would come.
[16:41] Hort
    Kudo was attacked, and even Professor
    Los and Sayb are in danger.
[16:46] Hort
    In the end, I'm a traitor.
[16:50] Hort
    I've been betraying
    everyone this whole time.
[16:53] Hort
    It's all my fault.
[16:58] Saybil
    It's okay, Hort.
[17:03] Saybil
    It's not your fault.
[17:07] Hort
    How can he smile?
[17:10] Hort
    He's not even that good at it.
[17:16] Hort
    Now that he knows I'm a traitor...
[17:20] (Flashback) Saybil
    Hort, if your friend had still been alive,
    I don't think you would've run.
[17:25] Hort
    ...he should be furious that I deceived him.
[17:33] Hort
    He ought...
[17:36] Hort
    to hate me.
[17:37] The Tyrant
    Hey. What're ya doin'?
[17:42] Hort
    I won't run anymore.
[17:45] Hort
    Bag Do Glaht!
[17:48] Hort
    Kalpa fire, come forth!
[17:49] Hort
    Flare and blaze!
[17:51] The Tyrant
    What?!
[17:53] The Tyrant
    Shit. Gimme that!
[18:00] Hort
    Chapter of Hunting,
[18:01] Hort
    final verse!
[18:03] Hort
    Flagis!
[18:04] Hort
    My name is Hort!
[18:15] The Tyrant
    Hey, now, missy.
[18:17] The Tyrant
    What was that?
[18:19] Hort
    N-No way!
[18:21] The Tyrant
    A betrayal?
[18:23] The Tyrant
    That's the child of a demon for ya.
[18:31] Saybil
    The Staff of Ludens...
[18:35] The Tyrant
    If ya ain't gonna be useful,
[18:38] The Tyrant
    then die!
[18:43] Staff of Ludens
    Use me.
[18:49] Los
    No, Sayb! Don't touch it!
[18:52] Saybil
    I'm sorry, Professor Los.
[18:55] Saybil
    For being dead weight.
[19:05] The Tyrant
    What the hell is this?
[19:08] Los
    Ludens, no!
[19:10] Los
    Release that boy!
[19:14] Kudo
    What's going on?
[19:18] Hort
    S-Sayb!
[19:21] Hort
    Sayb!
[19:46] Hort
    Sayb!
[19:48] Hort
    You're alive!
[19:50] Hort
    Thank goodness! You're alive!
[19:54] Saybil
    Huh? We're all alive...
[19:57] Los
    And what is that supposed to mean, pray tell?
[20:00] Los
    Thou fool!
[20:02] Los
    Using the witch-eating staff is suicide!
[20:05] Los
    If thou needest someone to be dead to
    learn thy lesson, I can kill someone now.
[20:11] Los
    Will that bring thee to thy senses?
[20:14] Los
    Each and every one of you,
    foolhardy! Foolhardy! Foolhardy!
[20:19] Kudo
    I wasn't that reckless, though.
[20:21] Los
    Excuse me?
[20:23] Los
    Thy overweening refusal of mine escort
[20:26] Los
    is what got us into this
    mess in the first place!
[20:29] Kudo
    F-Face too close!
[20:31] Hort
    Professor, calm dow—
[20:32] Los
    To be honest, Hort, I never
    imagined thou couldst track me.
[20:37] Los
    The greater the talent,
    the greater the burden of its misuse!
[20:41] Hort
    Professor, you're too close!
[20:44] Los
    I did not forget about thee, Ludens!
[20:47] Los
    How darest thou make eyes at Sayb
    despite having me as your pact-holder!
SIGN    I'm sorry
[20:53] Los
    I sentence thee to a day of being sealed.
[21:01] Saybil
    Professor Los,
[21:02] Saybil
    how can it be that I am alive?
[21:06] Los
    Thy magic exceeded what my
    dear Ludens could siphon away.
[21:15] Hort
    His magic was...
[21:16] Kudo
    ...too great for the staff?!
[21:18] Los
    Sayb's magic is evidently infinite.
[21:22] Los
    No wonder thou struggle
    to control thy spells.
[21:25] Los
    Honestly.
[21:26] Los
    My dear Ludens had solely expended
    magic these past 300 years.
[21:31] ---
    Now his belly is full again.
[21:35] Los
    When will my life come to an end now?
[21:40] Los
    Anyway. Kudo, thou wilt come with us.
[21:44] Kudo
    Huh? No, I'll be fine on my own.
[21:47] Los
    What was that?
[21:49] Kudo
    Ah! Your face is too close!
[21:51] Kudo
    Fine! I'll come with you!
[21:55] Los
    Much better.
[21:57] Kudo
    Damn it.
[21:58] Kudo
    Guess I better go grab
    my tail and reattach it.
[22:03] Kudo
    What is it?
[22:05] Hort
    Um, well...
[22:07] Hort
    Sorry. I used your tail as a spell offering.
[22:16] Kudo
    You what?!
[22:19] Hort
    My bad.
[22:20] Kudo
    Y-You got some nerve...!
[22:22] Los
    Oh, come on! Get along, you two!
[23:56] Los
    'Tis good that everyone is unharmed.
SIGN    Next Episode "Beyond the Steam"
[23:59] Kudo
    Unharmed?! Look at my hands and my tail!
[24:01] Los
    Who shall lose parts next time?
    And which ones?
[24:04] Saybil
    Next Episode: "Beyond the Steam."
[24:07] Los
    A hot spring episode?!

E3 - Beyond the Steam

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[00:04] Hort
    Can't sleep?
[00:15] Hort
    Hey, um...
[00:18] Hort
    You aren't suspicious?
[00:20] Hort
    That I might have lured
     you to the Arbiter?
[00:27] Saybil
    I mean, you didn't, did you?
[00:28] Hort
    N-No, but...
[00:33] Hort
    Jeez,
[00:34] Hort
    Kudo and Professor Los don't
    seem to doubt me, either.
[00:37] Hort
    You're all too nice!
[00:39] Hort
    It makes me worried about
    the future of mages!
[00:42] Saybil
    I feel like "unconcerned" is
     more accurate than "nice."
[00:46] Hort
    Be more concerned with other people!
[00:49] Saybil
    So you want to be blamed?
[00:51] Hort
    No, I just...
[01:02] Hort
    Feel right here.
[01:05] Saybil
    Is this an antler?
[01:07] Hort
    Because of my antlers,
     I was called the child of a demon.
[01:12] Hort
    I grew up being told to serve the
    Church to cleanse my tainted soul.
[01:18] Saybil
    That's awful.
[01:20] Hort
    But when I studied beastfallen
    at the Academy,
[01:24] ---
    I realized I might be one.
[01:27] Saybil
    A beastfallen is...
[01:28] Hort and Saybil
    ..."what results when a witch bestows the soul
    of a beast upon a warrior who seeks strength."
[01:36] Hort
    Yup! That's it!
[01:38] Hort
    If the beast warrior and the witch die,
     the beast soul has nowhere to go
[01:43] Hort
    and enters the witch's bloodline.
[01:46] Hort
    Then part-beast, part-human babies
    appear among the witch's descendants.
[01:52] Hort
    Over time, as the witch blood dilutes,
[01:55] ---
    the beast soul's influence gradually weakens,
[01:58] Hort
    resulting in an increasingly
    human appearance.
[02:01] Hort
    Professor Los just told
    me that I'm a beastfallen.
[02:06] Hort
    I felt so relieved when I heard that.
[02:08] Hort
    I was able to feel relieved,
[02:10] Hort
    thanks to you.
[02:12] Saybil
    Me?
[02:14] Hort
    You wouldn't speak ill of Kudo
    because he's a beastfallen.
[02:19] Hort
    That made me happy.
[02:22] Saybil
    I only...
[02:24] Saybil
    said how I felt...
[02:38] Hort
    I'm going to bed now!
[02:40] Saybil
    Okay.
[02:42] Hort
    You should go to bed soon, too, Sayb!
[02:46] Los
    She would have let you put
    the moves on her just now.
[02:51] Saybil
    Professor Los?
[02:52] Los
    What hast thou so timid?
[02:56] Saybil
    I don't really get it.
[02:57] Los
    Get what?
[02:59] Saybil
    Love and stuff.
[03:03] Los
    How quaint!
[03:05] Los
    Well, lad, worry, suffer,
    and flail thy way forward!
[03:09] Los
    The more you three struggle,
[03:11] Los
    the more entertaining things are for me!
[03:15] Saybil
    That's really warped.
SIGN    Episode 3
    Beyond the Steam
[04:54] Student 2
    I told you it was risky to
    get in bed with the Church!
[04:57] Student 1
    Please don't expel me...
    Please don't expel me...
[04:58] Student 2
    Damn it! All for some chump change!
[05:01] Saybil
    So those two were leaking info?
[05:04] Kudo
    Those jerks.
[05:05] Los
    Well, that is that.
[05:10] Los
    As for what is next,
[05:12] Los
    we shall continue the journey
     with just the four of us.
[05:15] Los
    But first... Kudo.
[05:17] Los
    I expect daily life will be a
    struggle with thy hands like that.
[05:21] Los
    Let us grow some!
[05:23] Kudo
    Don't say that so lightly!
[05:25] Kudo
    I ain't some bean sprout in the shade!
[05:27] Saybil
    Thou hast healing magic,
    dost thou not?
[05:29] Los
    To my knowledge, magic ought to
    be organized into four chapters.
[05:34] Los
    The Chapter of Hunting,
    conceived for hunting;
[05:37] Los
    the Chapter of Harvest, for agriculture;
[05:39] Los
    the Chapter of Capture, for public order;
[05:42] Los
    and the Chapter of Protection, for healing.
[05:46] Hort
    Impressive! You know so much!
[05:48] Los
    I have been passionate about
     The Grimoire of Zero for many years.
[05:53] Los
    The textbook you three use is a version of
    the Grimoire edited to be safer, is it not?
[05:59] Kudo
    I can't do it!
[06:00] Kudo
    Spells from the Chapter of
    Protection use the most magic!
[06:04] Kudo
    I'll run out of magic and collapse
    before the fingers form.
[06:09] Los
    But thou hast Sayb.
[06:12] Hort
    Of course!
[06:13] Hort
    With Sayb here, we can use
    all the magic we want! Wow!
[06:18] Saybil
    I see.
[06:19] Los
    So? Which of you is best at
    the Chapter of Protection?
[06:24] Saybil
    Kudo is.
[06:25] Kudo
    What?!
[06:25] Kudo
    M-My specialties are Hunting and Capture!
[06:29] Saybil
    I heard people make fun of
    you for being bad at Hunting.
[06:33] Kudo
    Don't remember such stupid stuf—
[06:36] Kudo
    Damn it! What do I need to do?
[06:39] Los
    The most efficient way is to touch a mucous
    membrane where blood vessels can be felt.
[06:44] Los
    To kiss, for example.
[06:46] Saybil
    K—
[06:47] Kudo
    Kiss?
[06:50] Hort
    No, no, no!
[06:52] Hort
    Absolutely not!
[06:56] Los
    Through the hands, then.
[06:57] Los
    I shall regulate the flow.
[07:00] Los
    'Twould not be pretty if this went afoul.
[07:03] Saybil
    Huh?
[07:05] Saybil
    Excessive magic would cause blood to spray
    from every opening in the body, then death.
[07:24] Los
    Let us begin.
[07:25] ---
    Hey, wai—
[07:26] Kudo
    Here?
[07:27] Los
    Concentrate.
[07:29] Los
    Well? Dost thou feel the flow?
[07:38] Los
    Kudo, the incantation.
[07:42] Los
    Kudo?
[07:46] Kudo
    Hey, it's not just me, right?
[07:49] Kudo
    Who's... e-e-embarrassed to chant
    incantations in front of people?
[07:55] Saybil
    I understand. It is embarrassing.
[07:57] Hort
    Don't say that! I'm trying
    not to think about it!
[08:01] Los
    Ridiculous! Incantations are cool!
[08:04] Los
    Now, gird thyself!
[08:07] Kudo
    Iea Do Kouha!
[08:09] Kudo
    Blood, race forth!
[08:10] Kudo
    Become flesh and return!
[08:13] Kudo
    Chapter of Protection,
[08:14] Kudo
    verse one!
[08:17] Kudo
    Chordia!
[08:23] Hort
    Amazing! His hand is regenerating!
[08:27] Kudo
    Pipe down! I'm concentrating here!
[08:33] Kudo
    Grant me power!
[08:35] Kudo
    My name is Kudo!
[08:55] Kudo
    Whoa! They've regenerated!
[08:57] Customer 1
    Wow! He just grew new hands!
[09:00] Customer 2
    They built an academy for magic, right?
[09:02] Customer 3
    I'd love to go there.
[09:03] Los
    Now, bard, sing!
[09:06] Los
    A song in praise of mages!
[09:16] Los
    Half the people hate mages. Half love them.
[09:20] Los
    Acclaim on par with the threat
    against your lives awaits you three.
[09:25] Los
    You have already experienced
    the greatest persecution.
[09:30] Los
    'Tis fine to seek abundant praise!
[09:33] Los
    Now, we must be off, my ducklings!
[09:37] Los
    Stand tall! Hold your heads high!
[09:41] Los
    The Kingdom of Wenias's prized
    mages are coming through!
[09:52] Zero
    I see.
[09:56] Hort
    A city!
[10:02] Saybil
    This is a large city.
[10:05] Hort
    It's much smaller than Plasta.
[10:08] Carriage Driver
    Move it! Move it!
[10:09] Carriage Driver
    You're in the way!
[10:16] Hort
    S-Sayb!
[10:20] Saybil
    Huh?
[10:21] Kudo
    Yikes.
[10:22] Hort
    Are you okay?
[10:26] Los
    First up is a bath.
[10:27] Los
    My usual inn boasts
    large bathing facilities.
[10:31] Hort
    B-Bathing facilities?
[10:33] Hort
    Would I be able to use them?
[10:36] Saybil
    What do you mean?
[10:37] Kudo
    Duh. She doesn't want her antlers seen.
[10:43] Los
    'Tis fine. I shall make a reservation.
[10:46] Los
    Thou canst let thy hair down without worry.
[10:52] Kudo
    This is incredible!
[10:56] Saybil
    Hey, um, before you were with us,
[11:00] Saybil
    we discussed our reasons
    for becoming mages...
[11:05] Kudo
    To join the Church & Mage Army.
[11:08] Saybil
    Do you have to be a mage to join?
[11:11] Kudo
    You really don't know anything, do you?
[11:15] Kudo
    The Church & Mage Army was originally
    called the Church Knights.
[11:19] Kudo
    It was a collection of knights who
    forsook all their worldly possessions
[11:22] Kudo
    just to protect the Church and the people.
[11:26] Kudo
    And the Church disliked beastfallen.
[11:30] Kudo
    After peace was made with
    witches, it was renamed,
[11:33] Kudo
    and a beastfallen unit was formed.
[11:36] Kudo
    The elite of the elite.
[11:38] Kudo
    But, you see, I'm not strong.
[11:41] Kudo
    If I want to join the
     Church & Mage Army,
[11:44] ---
    becoming a mage is my only shot.
[11:47] Saybil
    Why do you want to join them?
[11:51] Kudo
    Have you heard of the
     Dragon Conqueror King?
[11:54] Saybil
    Yeah.
[11:55] Kudo
    I used to be in a freak show.
[11:58] Kudo
    While I was there, we were hit
    by the Disasters of the North.
[12:02] Saybil
    That stuff that happened six years ago?
[12:06] Kudo
    Some crazy witch suddenly
     declared she'd destroy the world,
[12:10] Kudo
    and the north was brought to ruin in a night.
[12:13] Kudo
    Even now the north is crawling with monsters,
    and the Church & Mage Army fights them.
[12:18] Kudo
    At the time, the Church & Mage Army
     was still the Church Knights.
[12:22] Kudo
    To the world, I was an embodiment of
    corruption. A worthless beastfallen.
[12:28] Kudo
    And so, the fact is,
    he didn't have to save me.
[12:32] Kudo
    Yet he found me and smiled.
[12:37] (Flashback) Dragon Conqueror King
    Good. You're alive.
[12:41] Kudo
    I wanted to be like him.
[12:44] Kudo
    Peace was made with witches and the name
     was changed to the Church & Mage Army.
[12:48] Kudo
    The Dragon Conqueror King
    became their symbol,
[12:51] Kudo
    so I made the Army my goal.
[12:55] Saybil
    I see. That's kind of amazing.
[12:58] Kudo
    What about you?
[13:00] Saybil
    Huh?
[13:02] Kudo
    Why do you wanna be a mage?
[13:04] ---
    You're just gonna leave me hanging?
[13:06] Los
    Oh...
[13:07] Saybil
    I—
[13:08] Los
    What do you think of these baths?
[13:12] Los
    Spacious, yes? Lavish, yes?
    Incredible, are they not?
[13:17] Saybil
    P-P-Professor Los?!
[13:19] Kudo
    What's going on in your skull?!
[13:21] Los
    I am here to bathe.
[13:22] Kudo
    Go to the women's bath!
[13:23] Kudo
    Scram, you pervert!
[13:25] Kudo
    Pervert?!
[13:27] Los
    Why must I be treated as a pervert
    for removing my clothes at the baths?
[13:31] Los
    Just 100 years ago, 'twas perfectly
    normal to bathe in mixed company!
[13:35] Los
    I swear, adolescents are so overly sensitive.
[13:39] Los
    Does seeing my beautiful
    flesh roil your lower halves?
[13:45] Los
    Very well! Roil away!
[13:48] Kudo
    Who would be roiled by you, moron?!
[13:52] Saybil
    H-Hey, wait.
[14:12] Kudo
    So sorry! T-Take this!
[14:14] Saybil
    Huh?
[14:22] Hort
    Ah! A monster!
[14:25] Kudo
    Yeah, to be honest,
     I think it's a monster, too.
[14:29] Saybil
    You know, I think an apology takes
    priority over saying stupid stuff.
[14:38] Saybil
    The journey from that point on
[14:39] Saybil
    went so smoothly that the disastrous
    beginning hardly seemed real.
[14:43] Saybil
    The inn owners along the road
    all knew Professor Los,
[14:47] ---
    and they welcomed us as well.
[14:49] Saybil
    Professor Los knew where
    to find the clearest lakes,
[14:53] ---
    the best camping spots,
    and the shadiest trees.
[14:56] Los
    She even taught us hunting methods for fun.
[15:00] Saybil
    And when we encountered
    people who needed help,
[15:03] ---
    she actively encouraged us to use magic.
[15:08] Saybil
    In my three years at the Academy,
[15:11] Saybil
    never had I felt so strongly safeguarded.
[15:17] Hort
    Professor Los, it's kinda
    like you're our mom.
[15:20] Los
    Your mom?!
[15:22] Los
    What art thou? A needy child?
[15:24] Hort
    But if we seek attention,
    you'll let us have it.
[15:27] ---
    Hey, now.
[15:29] Kudo
    Hey, Professor, what are you gonna
    do when this escort job is over?
[15:34] Los
    I shall go see the Mud-Black Witch.
[15:37] Kudo
    The Mud-Black... You mean...?
[15:41] Los
    Precisely. The inventor of magic and
    the author of The Grimoire of Zero.
[15:47] (Flashback) Albus
    But...
[15:47] (Flashback) Albus
    ...yes.
[15:49] (Flashback) Albus
    I could let you meet the
    author of the grimoire.
[15:53] Kudo
    Then what?
[15:55] Los
    We shall talk!
[15:56] Kudo
    I don't see the point.
[15:58] Los
    Why, it will stave off boredom.
[16:00] Los
    I get so bored I cannot stand it.
[16:03] Los
    After living for 300 years,
    I have grown tired even of breathing.
[16:08] Los
    But as long as my dear Ludens exists,
    my life shall know no end.
[16:14] Los
    Listen, Kudo. A witch who sustains herself
    on magic loses even the need for food.
[16:20] Los
    Dost thou grasp what that means?
[16:22] Kudo
    It's super convenient?
[16:25] Los
    Thou art not wrong.
[16:27] Los
    Living things spend most of their
    time eating and sleeping.
[16:31] Los
    However, I shan't die if I do not eat.
[16:34] Los
    Therefore, meals are meaningless. As is sleep.
[16:37] Los
    Nor do I need to produce offspring.
[16:41] Los
    So love and romance too are meaningless.
[16:43] Los
    Answer me this. What is it that I have left?
[16:47] Kudo
    Huh? Um...
[16:50] Hort
    Is it... play?
[16:52] Los
    Yes! Precisely!
[16:54] Hort
    I'm right?! Woo-hoo!
[16:56] Los
    Fun!
[16:58] Los
    That is everything to me.
[17:01] Los
    New experiences, grave dangers!
[17:04] Los
    To me, even the collapse of the north
    that plunged the world into fear
[17:08] Los
    was entertainment that
     made my heart dance.
[17:12] Los
    Seeing the pack of demons
    trampling humanity,
[17:14] ---
    this thought leapt to mind:
[17:17] Los
    "Ah, I'm glad I lived to see this!"
[17:21] Kudo
    You've got a screw loose.
[17:23] Los
    "Normal" changes with the times.
[17:26] Los
    Witches who have lived through hundreds
     of years and many kinds of "normal"
[17:31] Los
    lose their sense of "normal", as well.
[17:35] Saybil
    Still,
[17:36] Saybil
    I think you're a good person,
    Professor Los.
[17:41] Los
    A-Art thou trying to make me blush?
[17:45] Los
    Anyway,
[17:46] Los
    I recently realized something.
[17:48] Los
    'Tis fun to spend time with people.
[17:51] Los
    No two people are alike.
[17:54] Los
    This journey with you
    is especially enjoyable,
[17:59] Los
    but the journey shall end soon.
[18:02] Los
    'Tis not far to our destination.
[18:05] [Laios?]
    What're you people doing?
[18:07] [Laios?]
    You can't be there!
[18:10] Los
    Who art thou?
[18:12] [Laios?]
    Hide!
[18:14] ---
    Hurry up and run!
[18:15] [Laios?]
    If he finds you, you'll be killed!
[18:18] [Laios?]
    Hurry! Hurry!
[18:22] [Laios?]
    Come. In here.
[18:24] [Laios?]
    Go inside! Hurry!
[18:32] [Laios?]
    Centipede,
[18:33] [Laios?]
    thunder,
[18:34] [Laios?]
    eye of bird...
[18:35] [Laios?]
    Gate, seal!
[18:44] Los
    Didst thou just use sorcery?
[18:47] [Laios?]
    Shh! The barrier doesn't block sound.
[18:52] Los
    This barrier is constructed so as to
    use particular words to activate.
[18:58] ---
    What precision.
[19:01] Hort
    Tell us. Did a witch of the
    village set up this barrier?
[19:07] Mercenary
    Hey!
[19:10] Mercenary
    Where are you hiding?
[19:13] Mercenary
    If you come out now, you won't be punished.
[19:18] Mercenary
    If you don't, I'll break the other
    kids' legs. Is that what you want?
[19:25] Hort
    Stay put.
[19:32] Mercenary
    That's strange. I hear heartbeats...
[19:35] Mercenary
    right around here.
[19:46] Hort
    Don't!
[19:58] Mercenary
    Ah. There you are.
[20:00] Hort
    What do we do? He jumped out!
[20:03] Kudo
    With magic, we can take him!
[20:06] Kudo
    Hort, get him! You have Saybil with you.
[20:09] Mercenary
    I see. You're part of the field program.
[20:13] Hort
    H-How do you know that?
[20:14] Mercenary
    Who knows?
[20:16] Mercenary
    You should know that you won't
    finish an incantation in time.
[20:19] ---
    You're too close to me.
[20:21] Mercenary
    One of you should've hidden and cast fro—
[20:40] Los
    Run!
[20:49] Los
    Wilt thou not chase?
[20:50] Mercenary
    Don't be ridiculous.
[20:52] ---
    The moment I turn my back to you,
    my ass can kiss my tail goodbye.
[20:59] Los
    Oh, thou wilt retreat?
[21:02] Mercenary
    I'm a mercenary. I don't
    fight battles I can't win.
[21:06] Los
    Even so, there is no reason
    for me to let you go.
[21:14] Los
    I see.
[21:16] Los
    If I kill you, someone
    else will act. Is that it?
[21:21] Mercenary
    You saved me the trouble of explaining.
[21:23] Mercenary
    I just needed the kid to
    return to the village.
[21:27] Mercenary
    But what about you? They went
    running toward the village.
[21:32] Mercenary
    Your field program students.
[21:37] Mercenary
    The Staff of Ludens, eh? A fine staff.
[21:41] Los
    How much dost thou know?
[21:45] Mercenary
    Go after your precious students.
[21:49] Mercenary
    We'll meet again.
[22:02] [Laios?]
    Father, I'm back!
[22:06] Priest
    Laios.
[22:08] Priest
    I was worried. You just disappeared.
[22:13] [Laios?]
    Those people saved me.
[22:16] [Laios?]
    They said they're mages!
[22:20] Priest
    You three are mages?
SIGN    Next Episode "I'm Not Afraid to Die"
[23:55] Los
    So fluffy! I want him, too!
[23:59] Zero
    No. He is my mercenary.
[24:01] Los
    Huh? And who art thou?
[24:04] Zero
    Next Episode: "I'm Not Afraid to Die."
[24:07] Los
    Tell me who!

E4 - I'm Not Afraid to Die

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[00:01] Priest
    You three are mages?
[00:04] Priest
    From the field program, then.
[00:06] Hort
    What?
[00:07] Saybil
    You know about that?
[00:08] Priest
    Of course the residents of the target village
    for the program would know about it.
[00:15] Priest
    Are you simpletons?
[00:18] Priest
    I beg your pardon.
[00:19] Priest
    I held ill will for witches
    for a long time. It was reflexive.
[00:24] Kudo
    Wh-What a jerk.
[00:26] Hort
    Shh!
[00:27] Laios
    These people protected me.
[00:30] Priest
    Oh, my...
[00:32] Priest
    You confronted the mercenary
    and did not run?
[00:35] Priest
    Somewhat reckless of you.
[00:37] Hort
    U-Um, what's going on here?
    Who is that beastfallen?
[00:43] Priest
    Leave this place.
[00:44] Hort
    What?!
[00:46] Priest
    That beastfallen is a guard,
[00:49] Priest
    who solidifies the witch's
    control over this village.
[00:53] Priest
    
[02:23] Priest
    It was two years ago that control
    of the village changed hands.
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[02:28] Priest
    The witch who was to be your supervisor
[02:31] Priest
    surrendered the village to an invader
    without a fight and vanished.
[02:36] Priest
    Ever since, no one has been
    able to oppose her.
[02:40] Kudo
    Wh-What's the deal?
[02:42] Kudo
    Does the Headmaster know?
[02:44] Kudo
    Wh-What's the point
     of sending us here if—
[02:49] Saybil
    Of the five special program students,
[02:53] Saybil
    three were working
    with the anti-witch faction,
[02:56] Saybil
    one is a badly-behaved beastfallen,
[03:00] Saybil
    and one is a remedial student.
[03:03] Saybil
    We're all problems for the Academy.
[03:06] Hort
    Y-You mean... she took students
    she wanted to be rid of
[03:10] Hort
    and sent them to the field program?
[03:11] Hort
    Would going back to the Academy now
    mean we flunk and get expelled?
[03:17] Hort
    It wouldn't, right?
[03:18] Kudo
    Why do something so roundabout when—
[03:20] Priest
    Not fulfilling one's duties
[03:23] Priest
    is a serious issue in large organizations.
[03:26] Kudo
    Damn it!
[03:28] Kudo
    Then why don't we go notify the Church
    & Mage Army and defeat the witch?
[03:31] Priest
    Battling a powerful witch
    could mean losing 1,000 soldiers.
[03:37] Priest
    It's not worth it to them.
[03:39] Kudo
    The Church & Mage Army doesn't
    operate based on profit and loss!
[03:42] Priest
    In these parts, they call
    themselves the Church Knights.
[03:47] Priest
    The troubles of a witch village
[03:50] Priest
    would not move them in the slightest.
[03:53] Los
    Why would you trust him?
[03:55] Los
    Do you not find him fishy?
[03:58] Los
    What proof do you have that this priest
    is not in league with that beastfallen?
[04:03] Saybil
    Professor Los.
[04:05] Hort
    But the father here is blind...
[04:07] Los
    What does that matter?
[04:09] Los
    I look like no more than
    an adorable young girl,
[04:12] Los
    but in fact I am a renowned
[04:15] Los
    witch.
[04:16] Los
    In the absence of sufficient
    reason for trust,
[04:19] Los
    I maintain skepticism.
[04:22] Priest
    A sudden appearance
    followed swiftly by rudeness.
[04:26] Los
    That beastfallen knew
     I was the students' escort.
[04:32] Los
    'Tis strange, is it not?
[04:34] Los
    What aspect of mine adorable visage
    would have suggested that?
[04:39] Los
    But what if the Arbiter who attacked us
    ran back to the Church and provided intel?
[04:45] Los
    And then a priest shared that information
    from the Church with the witch?
[04:51] Priest
    I see. Suspicious indeed.
[04:53] Priest
    If you encounter someone so suspicious,
[04:56] Priest
    wouldn't the effective strategy
    be to kill them immediately?
[04:59] Los
    'Twould be simple to kill them.
[05:01] Los
    However, I am fond of careful
    scrutiny of the circumstances.
[05:05] Los
    If thou insist thou art not our enemy,
[05:08] Los
    show us around the village.
[05:11] Los
    I should like to see
    the villagers' reactions.
[05:14] Priest
    As you please.
[05:19] Laios
    Daddy!
[05:23] Uls
    Laios!
[05:25] Uls
    You're safe. I was so worried!
[05:28] Priest
    It's all right. He is unharmed, Uls.
[05:32] Uls
    Father.
[05:33] Uls
    Who are these kids?
[05:35] Priest
    Field program students, apparently.
    They protected Laios from the mercenary.
[05:40] Saybil
    This is the field program village...
[05:43] Uls
    Thank you for bringing my boy back.
[05:47] Uls
    Father, is the danger to the village past?
[05:49] Priest
    Yes.
[05:51] Priest
    However, these folks appear to
    suspect me of working for the witch.
[05:56] Uls
    Yeah, you do seem fishy.
[06:00] Uls
    Still, that's quite some
    bad luck you guys have.
[06:03] Uls
    But don't lose heart!
[06:05] Uls
    Oh, you must be tired from your journey.
[06:08] Uls
    Even if you're going back,
    you should rest for the night.
[06:12] Laios
    And that's the school over there!
[06:14] Hort
    Wow, you have a school.
[06:17] Uls
    We take care of the orphaned
    kids as a village.
[06:21] Laios
    I'm the only kid who was
    born in the village.
[06:24] Laios
    When I was born,
    the nice witch lady did a spell
[06:28] Laios
    so everyone would like me!
[06:30] Laios
    She told me so.
[06:32] Laios
    That's why I'm the most
    precious child in the village!
[06:36] Laios
    Oh, um,
[06:38] Laios
    I'm talking about the previous witch lady.
[06:42] Laios
    Remember the barrier in the forest?
    She made that, too!
[06:46] Los
    'Twas a marvelous barrier.
[06:48] Uls
    Yes. She was the pride of the village.
[06:51] Kudo
    If that witch was so great,
[06:53] Kudo
    how come she fled without fighting?
[06:56] Hort
    Hey!
[06:57] Uls
    I just don't know. She'd been with us
    since the founding of the village.
[07:04] Los
    'Tis very quiet around here.
[07:07] Uls
    We hardly ever get any
    strangers visiting, so...
[07:11] Uls
    Here we are. This is it.
[07:17] Kudo
    Wh-What are those?
[07:20] Uls
    Dolls.
[07:21] Uls
    One for each person who used to live here.
[07:25] Hort
    Used to live here?
[07:28] Uls
    Well...
[07:30] Uls
    The witch and the mercenary
    aren't bad people,
[07:33] Uls
    but they don't tolerate escape.
[07:36] Uls
    The sight of those dolls stops
    people from trying to run.
[07:39] Uls
    Except for the kids who don't
    remember two years ago.
[07:43] Uls
    But life ain't that bad here.
[07:45] Uls
    If ya follow the rules,
    it's calm and peaceful.
[07:51] Laios
    See ya later!
[07:54] Los
    I see...
[07:56] Los
    Yes.
[08:03] Los
    I see...
[08:06] Los
    Very well!
[08:09] Los
    Let us kill the witch.
[08:13] Los
    And Albus, while we're at it.
[08:15] Kudo
    What now?!
[08:16] Hort
    P-Professor?!
[08:18] Hort
    Killing the Headmaster won't solve anything!
[08:22] Los
    But 'tis infuriating!
[08:24] Los
    That damned Albus!
[08:25] Los
    She duped not only you three,
[08:27] Los
    but me as well!
[08:30] Hort
    Oh, right. If there's no supervising witch,
    your job can't end.
[08:36] Los
    Precisely.
[08:38] Los
    So...
[08:42] Los
    The more I think about it,
    the more it infuriates me!
[08:44] Los
    The lass made a total fool of me!
[08:48] Los
    Listen up, my ducklings!
[08:50] Los
    I swear to complete my job!
[08:53] Los
    I'll teach her
[08:55] Los
    what happens if thou
    underestimate the Dawn Witch!
[09:05] Los
    My goodness. Youngsters these days.
[09:07] Los
    Utterly lacking in passion and drive.
[09:10] Kudo
    I'm pissed, too.
    But there's nothing I can do.
[09:14] Hort
    If we go back to Wenias, maybe the
    Church & Mage Army will help us!
[09:20] Saybil
    But...
[09:22] Saybil
    If we do that, the village
    is sure to become a battlefield.
[09:27] Saybil
    I'm not sure it's right to do that
    to the village just so we can graduate.
[09:33] Hort
    Th-That's...
[09:35] Saybil
    Which is why I feel we
    should do this on our own.
[09:39] Hort
    What?
[09:41] Saybil
    The fact that she let us into
    the village means she isn't wary of us.
[09:45] Saybil
    With me around,
    you two can cast without limit.
[09:49] Saybil
    And we even have Professor Los!
[09:51] Saybil
    And if I grab the Staff of Ludens again,
    it can at least serve as a distraction—
[09:55] Kudo
    That's enough!
[10:00] Kudo
    The beastfallen in the forest
    has clearly seen war.
[10:04] Kudo
    Imagine the sort of witch he works for.
[10:06] Kudo
    You're telling us to die in a fight
    we have no shot at winning!
[10:11] Hort
    C-Calm down! That's not what Sayb meant.
[10:15] Kudo
    Who cares! It's what he said!
[10:19] Saybil
    So we just sit back and get expelled?
[10:22] Saybil
    If that happens, we'll have
    our memories erased.
[10:25] Saybil
    Including all memory of this journey,
    and of everyone else.
[10:29] Saybil
    Then I'll be empty.
[10:33] Kudo
    You'd die to avoid starting over?
[10:37] Saybil
    I realized something
[10:39] Saybil
    when we were attacked by the Arbiter
    and I decided to use the Staff of Ludens.
[10:50] Saybil
    I'm not afraid to die.
[10:57] Hort
    But just the thought scares me.
[11:00] Saybil
    I'm sorry. Of course it does.
[11:03] Saybil
    You and Kudo can leave
    the village and wait, then.
[11:08] Hort
    What are you talking about?
[11:13] Hort
    I was telling you
[11:15] Hort
    that I don't want you to die!
[11:18] Saybil
    Huh? Why?
[11:25] Saybil
    Huh? Um...
[11:29] Saybil
    Hort!
[11:30] Los
    What is the point of chasing after her?
[11:33] Saybil
    To apologize, of course.
[11:35] Los
    "I don't know what I did,
    but I'll just apologize." Is that it?
[11:40] Los
    'Tis an awful kind of apology.
[11:43] Los
    Excessively low regard for thyself
    can at times hurt others.
[11:48] Saybil
    Kudo, educate this numbskull
    about why Hort cried.
[11:55] Kudo
    It's because you're friends.
[11:58] Saybil
    What?
[11:59] Kudo
    Hort just doesn't want her
    friend to die like a dog.
[12:03] Kudo
    But you couldn't see why she would be sad.
[12:08] Saybil
    Friends...
[12:13] Saybil
    I don't want Hort to die, either.
[12:16] Saybil
    I'm going to apologize!
[12:20] Los
    Ah, youth.
[12:25] Hort
    What kind of mage am I?
[12:28] Hort
    This just screams "one of
    the Church's faithful."
[12:32] Lilly
    Is that bad?
[12:38] Hort
    D-Do you live here?
[12:42] Lilly
    I'm Lilly. I was cleaning.
[12:45] Hort
    O-Oh, I see. I'm sorry for interrupting.
[12:50] Hort
    Th-There's no rain.
    Why are you dressed like that?
[12:53] Lilly
    Um, I'm supposed to stay out of sight.
[12:57] Lilly
    But... you were crying.
[12:59] Hort
    Oh, um, I...
[13:03] Lilly
    Are you sad?
[13:04] Hort
    No, no. I just had a fight with a friend.
[13:09] Lilly
    Oh.
[13:11] Lilly
    Um, it's okay for a mage
    to follow the Church.
[13:16] Lilly
    The father says that all the time.
[13:21] Hort
    Hey, Lilly, do you love the father?
[13:25] Lilly
    Huh?
[13:26] Lilly
    H-How did you know?
[13:28] Priest
    Lilly.
[13:32] Hort
    Father...
[13:35] Kudo
    Hey, do we have a shot?
[13:38] Los
    I couldn't say.
[13:39] Kudo
    Then what's the point of fighting?
[13:42] Los
    To live.
[13:45] Los
    My purpose in life is entertainment.
[13:47] Los
    And right now, mine entertainment
[13:50] Los
    is you three!
[13:52] Los
    These past few days, I have completely
    inhabited the role of teacher.
[13:57] Los
    The ducklings I have protected and guided
[14:01] Los
    are about to be cruelly
    brought crashing down to earth.
[14:04] Los
    I detest simplistic tragedies.
[14:07] Los
    I shan't allow anyone to trample upon
    my beloved students' denouement.
[14:14] Los
    If it is to obtain the ending I desire,
[14:18] Los
    then I shall be willing to die.
[14:26] Priest
    My goodness. I told her not to come out.
[14:30] Hort
    She comforted me because I was crying.
[14:34] Hort
    So please, don't scold her.
[14:37] Priest
    Are you in a position to worry about others?
[14:40] Hort
    Huh?
[14:42] Priest
    I heard you had a fight with a friend.
[14:44] Hort
    Y-You heard that?
[14:47] Priest
    I have excellent hearing.
[14:50] Hort
    It's not a big deal.
[14:53] Hort
    I just...
[14:57] Hort
    Of course. I...
[14:59] Hort
    I should have used my words.
[15:03] Hort
    Sayb just didn't understand.
    I didn't have to get so upset.
[15:08] Hort
    I'm sure they're all worried about me.
[15:10] Hort
    I'll just use my words.
[15:12] Hort
    I better head back now.
[15:16] Hort
    Huh?
[15:16] Priest
    How utterly careless of you.
[15:19] Priest
    Going off alone in a village
    controlled by a witch.
[15:25] Hort
    His cane...
[15:27] Hort
    That symbol...
[15:29] Hort
    Dia Ignis!
[15:31] Priest
    Speaking of fights,
[15:33] Priest
    I heard you betrayed the Church.
[15:37] Priest
    I don't blame you.
[15:40] Priest
    You attended a mage academy
    for four whole years.
[15:44] Priest
    Of course it had an effect on you.
[15:47] Priest
    Furthermore, the Tyrant's barbaric
    nature is difficult to condone.
[15:54] Hort
    I-I can't move!
[15:57] Priest
    Let's have a little conversation.
[16:06] Hort
    S-Somebody!
[16:09] Priest
    Shh. Quiet.
[16:12] Priest
    If your heart is righteous,
[16:16] Priest
    then no one will be hurt.
[16:20] Los
    Thou art unable to find Hort?
[16:23] Saybil
    Correct. I've looked everywhere.
[16:25] Los
    Did any of the villagers see anything?
[16:31] Los
    There's no other option.
    We'll track her magic.
[16:35] Kudo
    Are you sure this is the right way?
[16:37] Los
    I can track any mage I have met.
[16:41] Kudo
    But why would she be in this forest?
[16:45] Los
    It appears she must be in there.
[16:49] Kudo
    A cave?!
[16:52] Los
    Wow!
[16:53] Los
    The cave is lit up! How convenient!
[16:56] Saybil
    Amazing!
[16:58] Saybil
    So you can cast Solm
    with no incantation, too.
[17:01] Kudo
    Of course I can!
[17:02] Kudo
    One day, I'll be able to cast any spell
    without doing the incantation.
[17:10] Saybil
    Professor Los?
[17:13] Los
    Blood.
[17:15] Los
    And the magical traces I sense
    from further in don't belong to Hort alone.
[17:22] Kudo
    Shit, this is a trap! Let's retreat!
[17:26] Los
    No, this is perfect.
[17:27] Kudo
    What?!
[17:27] Saybil
    Huh?
[17:29] Los
    If the village's ruler
    is granting us an audience,
[17:33] Los
    then let's graciously
    accept the offer, shall we?
[17:36] Kudo
    Are you stupid?! We'll be killed!
[17:39] Los
    A battle with a witch
[17:41] Los
    is all about evading
    the traps she has laid out.
[17:45] Los
    My dear Ludens and
    I shall discern those traps.
[17:49] Kudo
    That still won't change the fact
     we're at a disadvantage!
[17:53] Los
    The Church & Magic Army does
    not fear fighting witches.
[17:57] Los
    The symbol of that army is
[18:00] Los
    the king of a lost nation destroyed by a dragon,
[18:03] Los
    the Dragon Conqueror King.
[18:04] Los
    He found victory
    in a seemingly hopeless fight
[18:07] Los
    and became the master of a dragon.
[18:10] Los
    Wilt thou be a daring and resolute
     soldier or a fleeing civilian?
[18:15] Los
    The choice is thine.
[18:21] Kudo
    This is stupid!
[18:22] Kudo
    I ain't goin' along with this!
[18:24] Kudo
    I'm not as strong
    as the Dragon Conqueror King
[18:26] Kudo
    and charging to an obvious
    death isn't bravery!
[18:30] Kudo
    I don't care if I'll be expelled!
[18:32] Saybil
    Kudo!
[18:34] Los
    It seems I didn't push hard enough.
[18:37] Los
    Sayb, light, please.
[18:45] ---
    Damn it!
[18:46] Mercenary
    You abandoned them?
[18:51] Kudo
    Y-You...
[18:53] Mercenary
    If you cut ties with them,
[18:56] Mercenary
    then how about joining me?
[18:59] Mercenary
    You'll be able to learn magic.
[19:02] Kudo
    What?
[19:04] Saybil
    Chapter of Harvest, verse one, Solm!
[19:07] Saybil
    Grant me power!
[19:09] Saybil
    My name is Saybil!
[19:16] Los
    What the devil was that? An explosion?!
[19:19] Saybil
    S-Sorry, Professor.
[19:22] Los
    Thou hast not the least bit of control.
[19:25] Saybil
    Sorry.
[19:27] Los
    If I could use magic...
[19:31] Los
    I believe I've had a great idea.
[19:36] Mercenary
    Real witches can create magic.
[19:40] Mercenary
    That includes my employer.
[19:42] Kudo
    I-I only want to join
    the Church & Mage Army.
[19:46] Kudo
    There's no point learning
    magic if I'm expelled.
[19:50] Mercenary
    I can get you into the Army.
[19:52] Kudo
    What?!
[19:53] Kudo
    Is that true, old man?
[19:55] Mercenary
    "Old man?"
[19:57] Mercenary
    If you accept the conditions, I'll enter
    into a witch's blood contract with you.
[20:07] Mercenary
    Whaddya say?
[20:09] Kudo
    Where's Hort?
[20:10] Mercenary
    Huh?
[20:11] Kudo
    What did you do with Hort?
[20:13] Mercenary
    Hort?
[20:15] Mercenary
    Oh, the girl with the hat.
[20:19] Mercenary
    I killed and ate her.
[20:22] Mercenary
    She tasted great.
[20:24] Mercenary
    The flesh of young women is so tender.
[20:32] Kudo
    You cur!
[20:34] Kudo
    Over my dead body!
[20:36] Mercenary
    Fine. Get lost, then.
[20:39] Mercenary
    It's a pain, but I gotta kill your friends.
[20:44] Kudo
    Hold it!
[20:48] Kudo
    You're not going anywhere! You hear me?
[20:53] Mercenary
    I like your spunk. You pass.
[20:56] Mercenary
    Or so I'd like to say,
[20:59] Mercenary
    but first let's see what you've got!
[21:03] Saybil
    There's nothing here.
[21:06] Saybil
    No traps.
[21:07] Los
    It seems not.
[21:08] Los
    'Tis conciliation.
[21:11] Los
    An apprentice mage with limitless magic.
[21:14] Los
    Any witch would want thee,
[21:17] Los
    including the witch
    of this village, I dare say.
[21:21] Saybil
    The witch wants me?
[21:31] Los
    Sayb!
[21:33] Saybil
    I-I'm fine.
[21:36] Saybil
    I think I just remembered something.
[21:40] Los
    Listen, Sayb.
[21:43] Los
    None would blame thee
    if thou turnst back.
[21:46] Saybil
    What?
[21:48] Los
    There is no shame in running.
[21:50] Los
    Thou value thine own life too lightly.
[21:54] Los
    Wouldst thou try to save Hort alone,
    even if I were against it?
[22:01] Saybil
    I would.
[22:03] Los
    Why?
[22:06] Saybil
    Hort is a... f-friend. That's why.
[22:14] Los
    Ah, friendship.
[22:17] Los
    I, too, had that once.
[22:20] Saybil
    Y-You are, too, Professor.
[22:27] Saybil
    I would try to save you, as well.
    Without question.
[22:35] Los
    My goodness!
[22:37] Los
    Thou art certainly a sweet-talker!
[22:39] Saybil
    Professor Los.
[22:41] Los
    There are people who care for thee.
[22:43] Los
    There are people thou carest for.
[22:46] Los
    Never forget that.
[23:00] Los
    Sayb!
[23:04] Los
    Ludens!
[23:14] Los
    Ow!
[23:16] Los
    That was right in the stomach!
[23:17] Priest
    I warned you, didn't I?
[23:21] Priest
    That if you have suspicions,
[23:24] Priest
    you should kill me.
[23:55] Hort
    What's going on?
[23:56] Hort
    Did I die? Tell me! Tell me!
SIGN    Next Episode "I Decide Who's Worthy"
[23:58] Los
    Hort, calm down.
[24:01] Saybil
    Next time: "I Decide Who's Worthy."
[24:04] Hort
    Address my death already!
[24:06] Los
    Be quiet!

E5 - I Decide Who's Worthy

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[00:01] (Flashback) Zero
    Your eyes
[00:03] (Flashback) Zero
    are the same as mine, young man.
[00:18] Saybil
    I remember...
[00:22] Saybil
    I remember her.
[00:34] Zero
    Come.
[00:37] Zero
    I have been waiting for you.
SIGN    Episode 5 I Decide Who's Worthy
[02:11] Zero
    What do you mean?
[02:14] Zero
    Who are you?
[02:16] Los
    Keep calm.
[02:17] Los
    A witch's eyes house magical power.
[02:20] Los
    If thou art not careful,
    thou shalt be bewitched.
[02:26] Zero
    You're in the way.
[02:35] Saybil
    Professor Los!
[02:38] Saybil
    Professor Los!
[02:40] Saybil
    Professor Los!
[02:42] Zero
    A pretender who cannot even use sorcery
    calls herself a witch and stands at your side.
[02:48] Zero
    I am exceedingly displeased.
[02:51] Zero
    Young man, you are exceptional.
[02:55] Zero
    Better than the pretender you hold.
[02:57] Zero
    Better than the insects who
    swarmed to you for your magic.
[03:04] Saybil
    That's...
[03:06] Saybil
    What'd you do to Hort?
[03:08] Zero
    I let my mercenary have her.
[03:12] Zero
    In order to recover you from Albus,
[03:16] Zero
    I have gone to great lengths,
[03:18] Zero
    including taking this village, all for you.
[03:21] Saybil
    Because of me...
[03:24] Saybil
    It's my fault...
[03:37] Zero
    I shall love you.
[03:40] Zero
    I shall guide you.
[03:43] Zero
    If you are with me, no one
    will be able to hurt you.
[03:48] Zero
    Young man, come.
[03:51] Zero
    I shall take you to a world befitting of you.
[03:57] Saybil
    How are they not befitting?
[04:04] Saybil
    Take Hort.
[04:06] Saybil
    She was nice to me when there
    was nothing special about me.
[04:09] Saybil
    She said the thought of me dying scared her.
[04:13] Saybil
    And Kudo!
[04:14] Saybil
    He was honest and
    treated everyone the same.
[04:18] Saybil
    He had the courage not to change
    his blunt disposition for anyone.
[04:22] Saybil
    Professor Los, too.
[04:25] Saybil
    She cast her treasured staff away for us!
[04:29] Saybil
    She gladly taught us
    anything we needed to know.
[04:34] Saybil
    You were my only memory.
[04:38] Saybil
    But of all my memories,
[04:40] Saybil
    the one I could most do without...
[04:43] Saybil
    is you!
[04:48] Zero
    You rebuff me? A witch as great as I?
[04:53] Saybil
    I'll decide who's worthwhile.
[04:58] Saybil
    And you
[05:00] Saybil
    don't qualify!
[05:06] Saybil
    If I pour all my magic into a spell,
[05:09] Saybil
    I might manage to save
    Professor Los at least.
[05:18] Saybil
    Bag Do Gla—
[05:31] Saybil
    Wh-What?
[05:49] Los
    I have not felt this in ages.
[05:52] Los
    My whole body is surging with magical energy!
[05:58] Saybil
    Professor... Los...
[06:00] Los
    Out-of-control casting?
[06:02] Los
    Self-destructive acts are foolhardy.
[06:04] Los
    I know I have taught thee that.
[06:06] Zero
    So you siphoned magical power from him.
[06:10] Zero
    Still, long before you complete any sorcery,
[06:13] Zero
    I can cast magic.
[06:16] Los
    So thou thinkest.
[06:19] Los
    Bag Do Glaht!
[06:22] Los
    Kalpa fire, come forth!
[06:23] Los
    Flare and blaze!
[06:26] Saybil
    Professor Los? You can cast magic?
[06:28] Los
    I can cast this level of spell
    by imitating what I saw.
[06:32] Los
    Since I'm a genius.
[06:35] Los
    Chapter of Hunting, final verse!
[06:37] Los
    Flagis!
[06:38] Los
    Grant me power!
[06:40] Los
    My name is Loux Krystas!
[06:49] Zero
    Amusing.
[06:52] Zero
    I deny your magic.
[06:54] Zero
    Grant me power,
[06:56] Zero
    for I am Zero.
[07:03] Zero
    Watch your ego, Dawn Witch.
[07:05] Zero
    That spell is mine.
[07:07] Zero
    It is my magic.
[07:09] Zero
    It is my wisdom and my power.
[07:13] Zero
    To wield it against me is laughable.
[07:16] Zero
    This art you call magic which
    substitutes for sorcery,
[07:21] Zero
    it all began with The Grimoire of Zero.
[07:24] Zero
    I am that Zero.
[07:27] Zero
    I wrote The Grimoire of Zero.
[07:31] Saybil
    This is what she meant.
[07:34] (Flashback) Albus
    I could let you meet the
    author of the grimoire.
[07:38] Saybil
    We never stood a chance of winning.
[07:45] Zero
    I am she who discerns meaning
    from meaninglessness,
[07:49] Zero
    who creates something from nothing:
     the Mud-Black Witch!
[08:09] Saybil
    Huh?
[08:09] Saybil
    Wh-What is this?
[08:11] Zero
    And, starting today,
[08:14] Zero
    I am also the witch who will
    supervise you in the field program.
[08:19] Zero
    By the way, the textbook
    you use at the Academy,
[08:23] Zero
    The Grimoire of Beginning From Zero?
    I wrote that as well.
[08:27] Saybil
    Uh... Um...
[08:29] Zero
    Well done.
[08:31] Zero
    I welcome you, young mage.
[08:36] Saybil
    U-Um...
[08:43] Los
    Didst thou see that, Sayb?
[08:45] Los
    A real, live magic denial!
[08:49] Los
    I am so moved!
[08:51] Los
    My 300 years alive
     have not been for nothing!
[08:55] Los
    Pull it together! Look alive!
[09:00] Saybil
    'Twas a test, a test!
[09:01] Los
    Thou hast passed!
[09:03] Saybil
    I... passed?
[09:05] Los
    Precisely!
[09:06] Hort
    Sayb!
[09:10] Hort
    Congrats, Sayb!
[09:13] Saybil
    Hort!
[09:19] Saybil
    Hort, you're okay.
[09:23] Hort
    If you had agreed to join Zero,
[09:26] ---
    you would've been expelled on the spot.
[09:28] Saybil
    What?
[09:30] Hort
    Everyone in the village was part of it.
[09:32] ---
    They were all testing us.
[09:35] Hort
    The father tested me.
[09:37] Hort
    He told me to pretend to be on your side
[09:39] Hort
    and keep providing information
    to the anti-witch faction.
[09:43] Hort
    But the moment I spat in his face,
[09:48] Hort
    he passed me!
[09:50] Hort
    That priest is a pervert for sure.
[09:54] Priest
    Who are you calling a pervert?
[09:56] Priest
    Allow me to return this.
[09:58] Los
    My dear Ludens!
[10:01] Los
    I missed thee!
[10:01] Priest
    You figured out that this
    was a test, didn't you?
[10:06] Los
    Of course I did.
[10:09] Los
    The supposed house of a family that
    died wretched deaths two years ago
[10:12] Los
    was clean and had kitchen utensils,
    water, and tea leaves to boot!
[10:18] Los
    And the hanging dolls
    showed not a sign of wear.
[10:22] Los
    It was ridiculous.
[10:23] Hort
    Now that you mention it...
[10:25] Priest
    I told you the tea leaves were too much.
[10:28] Zero
    But that was my special blend for relieving
    the exhaustion of a long journey.
[10:35] Mercenary
    Look who else passed.
[10:39] Kudo
    Y-You guys!
[10:43] Saybil and Hort
    Kudo!
[10:45] Kudo
    Thank goodness.
[10:47] Kudo
    You're both all right.
[10:50] Kudo
    I was tested, too.
[10:52] Kudo
    That guy told me he ate Holt.
[10:56] Mercenary
    Direct your complaints to the priest.
    He wrote the script!
[11:00] Priest
    It was necessary to stir up the students'
    rage, fear, and sense of inferiority.
[11:07] Zero
    Dawn Witch Loux Krystas,
[11:10] Zero
    though it was part of a test,
    I ask your forgiveness for the insults.
[11:15] Los
    Whatever dost thou mean?
[11:18] Los
    As a pretender, I'm afraid
    my memory is lackluster.
[11:34] Holdem
    Did you just go into labor?
[11:36] Holdem
    You weren't hiding a pregnancy
    from me, were you?
[11:39] Holdem
    Ow!
[11:40] Albus
    Of course not, third-rate servant!
[11:43] Albus
    I just received word from
    Zero via witch's letter.
[11:47] Albus
    The three remaining students
    I sent to her all passed!
[11:52] Hort
    All?
[11:54] Holdem
    But not a single person passed last year.
[11:57] Albus
    It's a remarkable feat!
[11:58] Albus
    When I heard they were
    attacked by an Arbiter,
[12:01] Albus
    I was uncertain about what I should do.
[12:04] Albus
    It seems I was right to believe in them.
[12:07] Holdem
    Well, being in mortal danger together
    probably cultivated some solidarity.
[12:12] Albus
    Yeah, you may be onto something there.
[12:16] Albus
    It feels odd,
[12:18] Albus
    but if that's the case, I owe
    the Arbiter my gratitude.
[12:22] Albus
    Very well. I'll throw him a bone.
SIGN    Wanted
[12:26] Albus
    And, if we keep him alive,
    we may find a use for him.
SIGN    Dead or Alive
[12:31] Albus
    Distribute this to all the mages, the Church
    & Mage Army, and bounty hunters as well.
SIGN    Wanted Alive
SIGN    Dead or Alive
[12:38] Albus
    He hurt my students.
[12:41] Albus
    I won't let him get off scot-free.
[12:45] Uls
    Now, then, raise a glass to the
    first members of the field program!
[12:50] Uls
    Cheers!
[12:54] Kudo
    Where'd all these people spring up from?
[12:57] Zero
    To avoid any accidental bean-spilling,
[12:59] Zero
    they were all holed up at home
    until the end of the test.
[13:03] Los
    The village was littered
    with beans to find, though.
[13:07] Zero
    No need to be so harsh, Dawn Witch.
[13:11] Zero
    Allow me to congratulate you again.
[13:14] Zero
    We wholeheartedly sought your expulsion,
[13:18] Zero
    but you prevailed.
[13:20] Hort
    Um, question! Question!
[13:22] Hort
    Why did you seek to expel us?
[13:26] Zero
    Because your talent is too great.
[13:28] Kudo; Hort; & Saybil
    Huh?
[13:29] Zero
    If an exceptional mage is
    swayed to the path of evil,
[13:32] Zero
    it could mean the end of the world.
[13:35] Zero
    We opted to test students
    with great potential
[13:38] Zero
    to see if they are virtuous,
[13:42] Zero
    and expel them if they fail.
[13:47] Zero
    The other two students were selected
    to obtain evidence of their treachery.
[13:52] Zero
    But you three were different.
[13:55] Zero
    If any of you sought to destroy the world,
[13:58] Zero
    the devastation might be greater
    than what we've seen in the north.
[14:01] Hort
    S-Surely you're exaggerating.
[14:05] Zero
    Young antlered woman,
[14:07] Zero
    your talent equals that
    of the Mooncaller Witch.
[14:11] Zero
    In other words,
     the Headmaster of the Academy.
[14:14] Zero
    In 10 years' time, you should have the power
    to lay waste to a thousand troops in seconds.
[14:21] Hort
    I-I should?
[14:23] Zero
    Young lizard man, your
    resourcefulness will be fearsome.
[14:27] Zero
    Your talent for the Chapter of Protection,
[14:29] Kudo
    if you continue to develop it,
[14:31] ---
    will make you a name as the Immortal Mage.
[14:35] Kudo
    Me?
[14:37] Zero
    And limitless magic...
[14:41] Zero
    Not even I can see your pinnacle.
[14:44] Zero
    For the next several hundred years,
[14:45] ---
    you may be the most long-lived mage.
[14:49] Zero
    Furthermore, living a long life means
[14:52] Zero
    endless time to sharpen your techniques.
[14:56] Zero
    Right now, you are this sphere.
[14:58] Zero
    However, in time,
[15:00] Zero
    your power might pierce anything.
[15:03] Zero
    Staggering, isn't it?
[15:05] Zero
    I, too, am staggered
[15:07] Zero
    by the force of this possibility.
[15:10] Saybil
    Possibility...
[15:12] Saybil
    So then... things won't
    necessarily turn out that way.
[15:16] Zero
    Indeed.
[15:17] Zero
    If you neglect your training
    and spend your days loafing,
[15:21] Zero
    I can't even imagine what
    lackadaisical mages you'll be.
[15:25] Zero
    That is a staggering prospect itself.
[15:29] Zero
    Now, then, let's discuss the field program.
[15:32] Zero
    You will each have a store.
[15:35] Saybil
    A store?
[15:36] Zero
    Yes.
[15:37] Zero
    So that it's easy for the
    villagers to seek your help.
[15:41] Zero
    By the way, I operate a paltry magic
    shop on the outskirts of town.
[15:50] Zero
    I shall give you three days.
[15:52] Zero
    Use that time to think about what
    kind of store you want to op—
[15:55] Mercenary
    Dig in!
[15:57] Mercenary
    You'll think better after ya eat!
[16:01] Mercenary
    There!
[16:02] Mercenary
    Don't be shy! I'll keep it comin'.
[16:06] Kudo
    This isn't... human meat, is it?
[16:09] Mercenary
    Don't be silly.
[16:11] Mercenary
    Look at the psychological wound you've
    inflicted on these poor kids, killer priest.
[16:17] Saybil
    "Killer priest?"
[16:20] Priest
    You see, I used to be
    an Arbiter in Dia Ignis.
[16:25] Mercenary
    And just so ya know, he can see.
[16:28] Kudo; Hort; & Saybil
    What?!
[16:30] Saybil
    Then why do you wear that over your eyes?
[16:33] Hort
    For fashion?
[16:34] Hort
    Is it fashion?
[16:36] Priest
    Light hurts my eyes.
[16:39] Priest
    I can only remove this at night.
[16:42] Hort
    So it's not fashion.
[16:44] Hort
    Oh, is the little girl from the church here?
[16:48] Priest
    There was no little girl at the church.
[16:51] Hort
    But...
[16:52] Priest
    If you mean Lilly, she's over 20 years old.
[16:56] Hort
    No way! But she's smaller than me!
[17:00] Priest
    She has a timid personality and
    doesn't like large groups of people.
[17:05] Priest
    I'll introduce you one of these days.
[17:08] Saybil
    Um, Professor Zero...
[17:12] Saybil
    Did you take me to the Academy?
[17:17] Zero
    You don't remember?
[17:20] Zero
    It's all right if you don't.
[17:23] Zero
    If necessary, you'll remember
    when you need to.
[17:28] Hort
    A store, huh...
[17:31] Kudo
    Some kind of magic store, too.
[17:34] Saybil
    Oh, that reminds me. Where's Professor Los?
[17:37] Hort
    She said something about visiting
    Professor Zero's store.
[17:41] Hort
    She wants to read the books
    Professor Zero has written.
[17:45] Kudo
    H-Hey, you two! Look up there!
[17:50] Hort
    Is that...?
[17:54] Saybil
    Kudo.
[18:10] Saybil
    That's...
[18:15] Kudo
    The Dragon Conqueror King!
[18:17] Dragon Conqueror King
    Saybil, Hort, and Kudo. Are they here?
[18:22] Hort
    Yes! Right here!
[18:25] Dragon Conqueror King
    The dispatches from the Academy.
[18:28] Saybil
    Th-Thank you.
[18:31] Zero
    Dragon Conqueror King, it's been a while.
[18:34] Mercenary
    Hey, Heath. You've gotten big.
[18:37] Dragon Conqueror King
    I've told you not to call
    me "Dragon Conqueror King."
[18:39] Zero
    Loosen up. Your name is known worldwide.
[18:44] Dragon Conqueror King
    It's overblown.
[18:46] Dragon Conqueror King
    In reality, I'm just here
    to handle little errands.
[18:51] Zero
    That just shows how
    important the letters are.
[18:58] Saybil
    "As field program students,
[19:00] Saybil
    you are hereby assigned to the witch village.
[19:03] Saybil
    All restrictions on magic are lifted."
[19:08] Dragon Conqueror King
    Students that haven't even graduated
    are being authorized to use all magic?
[19:13] Dragon Conqueror King
    That's essentially full authorization
    to engage in battle.
[19:18] Zero
    Naturally, the anti-witch faction
    would have things to say.
[19:21] Zero
    You might call these
[19:22] Zero
    top secret dispatches.
[19:24] Zero
    Quite befitting of delivery by dragon.
[19:28] Kudo
    Excuse me!
[19:30] Kudo
    I, um...
[19:33] Kudo
    A long time ago, you saved me!
[19:37] Dragon Conqueror King
    You're the beastfallen who
    was at the freak show.
[19:40] Kudo
    Y-You remember?
[19:43] Dragon Conqueror King
    My heart isn't so dead as
    to forget that atrocity.
[19:48] Dragon Conqueror King
    I believe you said you wanted
    to join the Church & Mage Army.
[19:51] Kudo
    If I become a mage,
    do you think I could get in?
[19:58] Dragon Conqueror King
    Who knows?
[20:01] Dragon Conqueror King
    I'm not in charge of recruitment.
[20:04] Dragon Conqueror King
    But...
[20:06] Dragon Conqueror King
    You seem like you'd be an asset in my squad.
[20:15] Dragon Conqueror King
    I have great expectations.
[20:17] Kudo
    Th-Thank you!
[20:19] Los
    Why?
[20:20] Los
    How come thou didst not call me?
[20:23] Los
    I wanna see a dragon up close!
     I wanna pet it!
[20:27] Los
    I wanna ride it, if it'd let me!
[20:30] Saybil
    Well, I'm sure there'll be another chance.
[20:30] Los
    I wanna ride the dragon! I wanna!
[20:34] Los
    But I might not be in the village then!
[20:40] Los
    What is it?
[20:42] Los
    What's wrong?
[20:44] Hort
    So you're leaving after all.
[20:46] Kudo
    I told you. She was just our escort.
[20:51] Los
    Of course, I shall indeed set out
    again in search of entertainment.
[20:55] Los
    'Tis my way of life.
[21:03] Los
    But until I've read all the books here,
[21:05] Los
    I intend to remain in the village.
[21:09] Los
    In fact...
[21:10] Los
    I'd say it'll take three years.
[21:12] Los
    But should I grow bored, I'll leave at once.
[21:15] Los
    Study!
[21:17] Los
    I am fond of growth!
[21:18] Los
    I am fond of change!
[21:20] Los
    As long as you three aim higher,
    I shall lend a hand.
[21:24] Los
    For that is my entertainment!
[21:27] Saybil
    Professor Los...
[21:32] Los
    'Tis too tight!
[21:36] Los
    Enough, you bunch of big babies!
[21:41] Los
    You're staying, Dawn Witch?
[21:43] Los
    I should not wish to hear that a witch has
    sunk her fangs into my precious ducklings.
[21:52] Zero
    Fangs?
[21:53] Los
    Thou art suffering magical depletion.
[21:57] ---
    And a severe case at that.
[22:01] Zero
    So you can tell.
[22:03] Los
    Sayb would be a godsend to
    a witch in thy condition.
[22:09] Zero
    Your suspicions are justified.
[22:12] Zero
    If you're staying, I should explain.
[22:16] Zero
    The young man was born
    with that peculiar trait.
[22:19] Zero
    Thus, as you fear might happen now,
[22:22] Zero
    he was once attacked by
    a witch seeking power.
[22:27] Zero
    The young man had his mother
    killed before his eyes,
[22:30] ---
    and the witch who sought power
[22:33] Zero
    perished by magical overload.
[22:35] Zero
    As a result, he sealed his own memories away.
[22:40] Zero
    With no memories, he experienced
    all manner of oppression
[22:44] ---
    as practically a slave.
[22:48] Zero
    By placing himself in a wretched environment,
[22:51] Zero
    he was punishing himself.
[22:55] Zero
    The emotional wound he
    suffered is terribly deep.
[22:59] Zero
    Thus, I thought it best to give him a new
    lease on life as a student in the Academy
[23:05] Zero
    with no memory of what happened.
[23:09] Zero
    But his peculiar trait posed the danger that
[23:12] ---
    his magic would occasionally
    run wildly out of control.
[23:17] Los
    So thou soughtest his expulsion.
[23:19] Los
    Thou takest, then givest,
     then takest again. How arrogant.
[23:24] Los
    Why dost thou seek to
    control his life like this?
[23:29] Zero
    He's my nephew.
[23:31] Los
    Thy nephew?! Then Sayb's father is...
[23:37] Zero
    Thirteen.
[23:37] Los
    Thirteen!
[23:39] Zero
    Yes, the one who stole
     The Grimoire of Zero from me
[23:43] ---
    to create a world controlled by witches.
[23:46] Zero
    The one who caused war in the
    Kingdom of Wenias by spreading magic.
[23:51] Zero
    That extraordinary evil sorcerer.
SIGN    Next Episode "Knowledge of Ignorance"
[23:55] ---
    The field program has finally begun.
[23:58] ---
    The students lament their inexperience,
[24:01] ---
    and fight to break through the walls they've hit.
[24:03] ---
    Next time:
[24:04] ---
    "Knowledge of Ignorance."
[24:06] ---
    The preview's suddenly
    become awfully serious.

E6 - Knowledge of Ignorance

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[00:00] ---
    
[00:01] Saybil
    Two months have passed since we arrived.
[00:03] Saybil
    In order to be helpful mages,
[00:04] Hort
    Good morning, Sayb!
[00:06] Saybil
    Morning!
[00:07] Saybil
    we each run a store now.
[00:09] Hort
    Lovely weather again today.
[00:10] Saybil
    As the village handymage,
[00:10] Saybil
    Yeah. I'll make your tea.
[00:13] Saybil
    Hort takes on a variety of job requests.
[00:13] Hort
    Thanks again, Sayb.
[00:16] Saybil
    Kudo is using the healing magic he excels at
[00:19] Saybil
    to serve as an assistant at the clinic.
[00:21] Saybil
    Morning, Kudo.
[00:22] Hort
    Morning!
[00:22] Saybil
    And I run a magic shop out of this house,
[00:24] Kudo
    'Sup.
[00:27] Saybil
    where I supply magic to those who need it.
[00:30] Hort
    Sayb!
SIGN    Saybil's Magic Shop
[00:32] Hort
    I enthusiastically seek your
    magic supply services again!
[00:40] Hort
    Yes, yes, yes!
[00:43] Hort
    I'm being filled up!
[00:45] Hort
    I can't get enough
[00:47] Hort
    of this sensation lately.
[00:52] Saybil
    Ah. Sorry, Hort.
[00:54] Saybil
    Are you okay?
[00:55] Hort
    Huh?
[00:56] Hort
    Ah, a nosebleed!
[00:58] Kudo
    You're too thirsty for it, dumb-dumb.
[01:00] Kudo
    If you take too much, you'll die.
[01:02] Hort
    But...
[01:07] Kudo
    Damn it! It really does feel g—
[01:09] Kudo
    Gross...
[01:11] Hort
    Well, see you later!
[01:13] Kudo
    Later.
[01:14] Saybil
    As the days pass by,
[01:17] Saybil
    bit by bit, I feel more used to life here.
[01:23] Los
    Good morning, Sayb!
[01:25] Los
    Thou lookest well this morning.
[02:58] Los
    Used to life here, thou sayest?
SIGN    Episode 6
     Knowledge of Ignorance
[03:02] Los
    So,
[03:03] Los
    without ever leaving the house...
[03:08] Saybil
    How wouldst thou get used to the village?
[03:11] Los
    I swear.
[03:13] Los
    To think thou wouldst utterly
    avoid initiating interaction!
[03:17] Los
    Art thou awaiting an invitation to dance,
[03:20] Los
    like some anxious noble girl at a ball?
[03:25] Saybil
    I'm confining myself to my shop,
[03:27] Saybil
    as a commoner apprentice mage.
[03:30] Los
    So thou know thou art a shut-in.
[03:33] Saybil
    But in the event someone's magic is depleted,
[03:36] Saybil
    I need to be here.
[03:39] Saybil
    And I have cleaning to do.
[03:41] Saybil
    And everyone's laundry.
[03:44] Los
    Including Hort's?
[03:46] Saybil
    Yes.
[03:47] Saybil
    Hort struggles a little with cleaning.
[03:49] Saybil
    While I was cleaning the other day,
[03:53] Saybil
    I found underwear that
    had fallen under her bed.
[03:56] Los
    Let me ask thee.
[03:58] ---
    Did Hort ask that thou do her laundry?
[04:01] Saybil
    No. I decided to do it.
[04:04] Los
    And then Hort started
    hiding her underwear?
[04:09] Saybil
    I don't think she was hiding it...
[04:12] Los
    'Tis obvious that she was hiding it!
[04:16] Los
    Listen up! This must stop!
[04:17] Los
    I cannot find the words to
    deride thy dunderheadedness!
[04:22] Los
    That a nubile maiden should have the
    sweaty underwear she worked all day in
[04:27] Los
    washed by a boy her age? Preposterous!
[04:31] Los
    What art thou thinking when thou does this?
[04:34] Saybil
    That I could do with some
    soap to remove the stains.
[04:40] Saybil
    P-Professor Los?
[04:42] Los
    Didst thou just say stains?!
[04:45] Saybil
    Well... underwear absorbs sweat, so...
[04:48] Saybil
    If you don't wash a pair thoroughly...
[04:50] Saybil
    Stains soon appear—
[04:51] Los
    Stop! Stop!
[04:53] Los
    If anyone were to hear thee,
[04:56] Los
    the women of the village would brand
    thee as an enterprising young pervert!
[05:01] Saybil
    Just for discussing laundry?
[05:04] Los
    'Tis not just any laundry!
[05:06] Los
    'Tis a maiden’s freshly-worn underwear!
[05:12] Los
    I imagine not, but...
[05:14] Los
    Thou didst not mention underwear
    stains or grime to Hort, didst thou?
[05:19] Saybil
    No. I said I cleaned them, that's all
[05:23] Los
    O gods...
[05:24] Saybil
    Wh-What?
[05:27] Los
    Listen here, Sayb!
[05:29] Los
    Removed clothing has
    one's scent, one's sweat...
[05:33] Los
    and various other things soaked in!
     They're an extension of you!
[05:37] Los
    Just imagine!
[05:38] Los
    What if underwear thou just tookest off
[05:42] Los
    had a large hairy man
     slobbering over them?
[05:45] Los
    Spine-chilling, is it not?
[05:46] Saybil
    Indeed.
[05:48] Saybil
    In other words,
[05:49] Saybil
    to Hort, I'm a big, hairy dude.
[05:53] Los
    Erm...
[05:54] Los
    That is somewhat off the mark.
[05:57] Los
    'Tis quite the opposite.
[05:59] Hort
    Hort...
[06:00] Hort
    likes thee, doesn't she?
[06:04] Saybil
    Well... I'm not really sure.
[06:08] Los
    She fancies thee!
[06:11] Los
    Take her to the forest at night and say,
[06:14] Los
    "You're cute." See what happens!
[06:16] Los
    Thou shalt shoot up the ladder of adulthood!
[06:20] Saybil
    So I'll become an old man.
[06:23] Los
    No! No! No!
[06:27] Los
    That's not what that means!
[06:30] Saybil
    I'm sorry.
[06:31] Saybil
    There's a lot I don't know.
[06:35] Los
    Listen well. People present
    themselves to others.
[06:38] Los
    When they especially like someone,
[06:40] ---
    they want that person to
    see only their good parts.
[06:43] Saybil
    But...
[06:44] Saybil
    It just feels like it's my job.
[06:48] Saybil
    If I don't do it, I feel so uneasy.
[06:51] (Flashback) Zero
    With no memories, he experienced
    all manner of oppression
[06:55] (Flashback) Zero
    as practically a slave.
[07:01] Los
    I see.
[07:08] Los
    There, there, there.
[07:10] Los
    Thou art a good boy, Sayb.
[07:13] Saybil
    Uh, ah...
[07:16] Saybil
    Thank you, Professor.
[07:20] Los
    Nevertheless...
[07:22] Los
    With things this way, thou hast
     no time for thy studies.
[07:26] Saybil
    But compared to practicing casting,
[07:30] Saybil
    focusing on supporting Hort and Kudo
    contributes more to the village in the end.
[07:37] Los
    Sayb, I'm almost out of
    my favorite tea leaves.
[07:41] ---
    Please fetch some from the forest.
[07:42] Saybil
    Huh?
[07:44] ---
    But the store...
[07:46] Los
    What?
[07:47] Los
    Thou canst make time for Hort and Kudo.
[07:50] Los
    But thou canst not make
    time for me, is that it?
[07:55] Saybil
    The reason I do house chores is that
    I have a job that keeps me home.
[08:00] Los
    Wrong. Because thou
    never leavest thy home,
[08:04] Los
    thou art finding tasks to do there.
[08:07] Laios
    Wow. You're outside, Sayb!
[08:10] Laios
    This never happens.
[08:11] Saybil
    Oh... You're Uls's kid..
[08:14] Laios
    Come on!
[08:16] Laios
    Lai-os!
[08:19] Laios
    What're those leaves?
[08:21] Saybil
    Oh, well...
[08:23] Laios
    Jump!
[08:24] Laios
    Jump!
[08:24] Los
    Waiting in a particular house for customers,
[08:27] Los
    and waiting in a particular
    village for them...
[08:28] Laios
    Over here!
[08:31] Los
    They're both the same thing.
[08:32] Saybil
    Laios!
[08:33] Saybil
    H-Hold on a moment.
[08:36] Laios
    Aw, why?
[08:38] Laios
    Those leaves are this way.
[08:42] Saybil
    I'm too big to go this way.
[08:46] Laios
    But my daddy has no problem
    coming this far with me.
[08:49] Saybil
    Oh... He comes with you?
[08:51] Saybil
    Uls does?
[08:53] Laios
    Um... Well, sometimes he does.
[08:56] Saybil
    Going any further would require tools.
[08:59] Saybil
    We should go back for now.
[09:02] Laios
    Y-You think I'm lying, don't you!
[09:06] Laios
    Fine! I'll go pick some, so why
    don't you just stand there.
[09:10] Saybil
    Laios, wait!
[09:13] Saybil
    Laios!
[09:21] Saybil
    Laios.
[09:22] Laios
    Are you mad?
[09:24] Saybil
    I'm not mad.
[09:26] Laios
    But I lied.
[09:29] Laios
    And now I don't know the way back.
[09:32] Saybil
    It's my fault for being tricked.
[09:35] Saybil
    So I think I'll probably
    be the one Uls scolds.
[09:40] Laios
    What?!
[09:42] Laios
    B-But that's not fair!
[09:44] Laios
    I'll have my daddy get mad at me.
[09:47] Laios
    'Cause you were nice...
[09:50] Laios
    You trusted me.
[10:03] Saybil
    A mouse?
[10:05] Laios
    Oh, Lilly!
[10:07] Saybil
    Lilly?
[10:08] Laios
    Lilly, at the church.
[10:09] Laios
    Lilly is friends with mice.
[10:13] Laios
    Sayb, follow that mouse!
[10:16] Laios
    It'll show us an easy path to the village.
[10:41] Saybil
    It's the church.
[10:47] Laios
    It's my mom!
[10:51] Laios's Mom
    Lai-os!
[10:55] Laios's Mom
    Good grief! It's always something.
[10:58] Laios
    Mommy, I'm sorry!
[11:00] Priest
    I imagine you're tired from
    your stroll in the forest.
[11:03] Priest
    Why don't you come inside and rest?
[11:05] Priest
    I'll provide you a meal.
[11:08] Saybil
    Oh, uh... okay.
[11:12] Saybil
    This is my first time
    going inside the church.
[11:16] Priest
    Not just the church.
[11:17] Priest
    In this small village, there are fewer
    places you have been than haven't.
[11:24] Priest
    Lilly, why are you wearing that?
[11:28] Lilly
    So I don't startle him.
[11:30] Priest
    Just let him be startled.
[11:31] Priest
    Now take that off.
[11:33] Lilly
    No.
[11:34] Priest
    Lilly.
[11:37] Lilly
    No!
[11:44] Lilly
    No!
[11:46] Saybil
    A m-mouse!
[11:48] Lilly
    No! No! Give it back!
[11:51] Priest
    Lilly...
[11:51] Priest
    Prepare a meal for our guest.
[11:54] Lilly
    What?
[11:55] Lilly
    B-But...
[11:58] Priest
    He eats meals at Mercenary's bar.
[12:02] Lilly
    But still... I'm a rodent.
[12:05] Priest
    Does that bother you?
[12:07] Saybil
    Does what bother me?
[12:09] Priest
    You don't understand my question?
[12:11] Saybil
    N-No, sorry.
[12:14] Priest
    If you don't understand, then all the better.
[12:16] Saybil
    You cook, Ms. Lilly?
[12:21] Priest
    What is it?
[12:22] Saybil
    Nothing.
[12:22] Saybil
    Do you not cook, Father?
[12:25] Lilly
    D-Don't!
[12:26] Lilly
    The Father's cooking is unbelievably bad.
[12:29] Lilly
    It's scary!
[12:30] Saybil
    So bad as to cause fear?
[12:32] Priest
    It's because I want our guest
     to have a proper meal
[12:36] Lilly
    that I am asking you.
[12:39] Priest
    Go ahead.
[12:41] Priest
    Hot soup, bread, and honey.
[12:45] Saybil
    Honey?
[12:47] Priest
    We keep some bee hives in the forest.
[12:49] Priest
    And you were about to enter the
    bees' territory with Laios.
[12:56] Priest
    The forest is a dangerous place.
[12:58] Priest
    At night, there are even wolves.
[13:00] Priest
    That's why adults harshly scold
    children who try to enter the forest.
[13:05] Saybil
    I'm sorry. I didn't know.
[13:09] Priest
    Not knowing is not a sin.
[13:12] Priest
    But if you are going to
    enter an unknown location,
[13:16] Priest
    you ought to learn about
    whatever dangers you can.
[13:21] Priest
    It's a matter of life and death.
[13:23] Priest
    Do you want to die?
[13:30] Lilly
    Hey, um,
[13:31] Lilly
    the father is super ill-tempered.
[13:34] Lilly
    So no need to be down on yourself.
[13:38] Saybil
    O-Okay.
[13:43] Saybil
    This is delicious.
[13:46] Priest
    And so why did you enter the forest?
[13:49] Saybil
    Professor Los asked me to
    fetch some of these for her.
[13:54] Priest
    This fragrance... Tea leaves, yes?
[13:58] Priest
    You didn't even find
    out where they grow first?
[14:01] Priest
    If you had asked one of the
    adults in the village,
[14:03] Priest
    you would have found them easily.
[14:06] Priest
    Since they grow next to Zero's house.
[14:11] Priest
    Ignorance is not a sin,
[14:13] Priest
    but realize that being content
    with ignorance is harmful.
[14:16] Priest
    It might motivate you to learn.
[14:20] Priest
    Or do you
[14:21] Priest
    intend to spend your whole
    life shut inside that shop?
[14:25] Priest
    Learning nothing, until one day
    Zero tells you you've passed?
[14:31] Hort
    Sayb!
[14:32] Hort
    Wh-What's going on?
[14:34] Hort
    You almost never leave the shop.
[14:38] Saybil
    It's a long story.
[14:40] Saybil
    I was treated to lunch...
[14:43] Hort
    Was it Lilly's cooking?
    Her food is delicious.
[14:47] Hort
    Still, no matter how good the food,
[14:50] Hort
    this is a bad look.
[14:57] Saybil
    Did you get hurt?
[14:58] Saybil
    There's blood on your sleeve.
[15:00] Hort
    No, not me... Mercenary.
[15:05] Hort
    Lately the forest creatures have been
    trampling the neighboring village's fields.
[15:11] Hort
    So I headed out with Mercenary.
[15:15] Hort
    But on the way, we were
    attacked by a pack of wolves.
[15:21] Hort
    I panicked and tried to cast...
[15:25] Hort
    But the incantation took too long.
[15:28] Hort
    Mercenary protected me, but...
[15:32] Hort
    I... hit him with my spell.
[15:38] Hort
    I came to get Lilly.
[15:41] Hort
    Mercenary wants her... to handle the bar...
[15:47] Saybil
    Hort.
[15:48] Lilly
    Hey, hey. Um...
[15:51] Lilly
    He got hit on purpose.
[15:54] ---
    Because he'd still be fine.
[15:56] Hort
    But he was incredibly mad.
[15:59] Hort
    He yelled at me not to start
    incantations I can't finish.
[16:02] Hort
    Maybe I shouldn't become a mage!
[16:08] Lilly
    It's okay. It's okay.
[16:14] Los
    My goodness.
[16:15] Saybil
    I didn't expect for thee to run into Hort.
[16:19] Los
    Professor Los?
[16:22] Los
    Thou hast a job, Sayb!
[16:24] Los
    As a magic supplier!
[16:37] Los
    Mud-Black Witch!
[16:39] Los
    I have brought the magic supplier!
[16:41] Zero
    Thank you, Dawn Witch.
[16:43] Zero
    Apologies, young man.
[16:45] Zero
    I'll borrow a bit.
[17:21] Mercenary
    Was the kiss really necessary?
[17:26] Zero
    Getting jealous of the
    kid who saved your life?
[17:29] Zero
    That's shameful, Mercenary.
[17:35] Saybil
    Um...
[17:36] Priest
    Is Hort going to be expelled?
[17:39] Mercenary
    What?
[17:40] Mercenary
    Is she?
[17:43] Zero
    I see no reason for it.
[17:45] Saybil
    But Hort said Mercenary was incredibly mad...
[17:49] Mercenary
    You're darn right I was!
[17:51] Mercenary
    It's a matter of life and death.
[17:53] Mercenary
    I ain't so nice that I'd
    bother lecturin' somebody
[17:55] Mercenary
    I had no intention of teaming up with again.
[17:58] Mercenary
    I scolded her because
    there'll be a next time.
[18:03] Saybil
    A next time...
[18:05] Saybil
    It's my fault for being tricked.
[18:08] Laios
    I'll have my daddy get mad at me.
[18:11] Saybil
    I see. There'll be a next time...
[18:14] Saybil
    I have to go see Laios.
[18:18] Saybil
    Oh.
[18:19] Saybil
    Um,
[18:22] Saybil
    Professor Zero...
[18:23] Saybil
    Please share some of these tea
    leaves with Professor Los.
[18:27] Zero
    Bye.
[18:31] Zero
    It's more rational for him
    to support the other two?
[18:35] Zero
    The young man said that?
[18:36] Los
    Indeed.
[18:37] Los
    So he's expending his energy
    on cleaning and laundry,
[18:40] Los
    and staying shut inside the house.
[18:44] Los
    And so I asked him to gather tea leaves.
[18:48] Los
    I wanted to give him a reason to come here.
[18:52] Los
    In a small amount of time, he's fallen
    quite far behind the other two.
[18:58] Zero
    Just because the other two are hurrying,
[19:01] Zero
    doesn't mean the young man must
    run at the same speed, too.
[19:05] Mercenary
    It seems fine to me.
[19:08] Mercenary
    Why make him study if he doesn't want to?
[19:11] Mercenary
    He's contributing plenty
    just being a magic supplier.
[19:15] Zero
    That is true.
[19:19] Los
    No, no, no!
[19:22] Los
    I wanna see my ducklings to
    become crazy amazing mages,
[19:25] Los
    and watch them turn the world upside-down!
[19:29] Los
    What do we do?
[19:30] Los
    What if Sayb continues not to learn magic,
[19:33] Los
    and announces that he'll make
    his living as a magic supplier?
[19:36] Mercenary
    I'd just let him do what he wants.
[19:38] Mercenary
    I need to get back to the bar. I'm leaving.
[19:43] Albus
    Can I really leave this to you?
[19:45] Holdem
    What, do you think I'm so incompetent
    I can't even inspect the village?
[19:51] Albus
    Quit joking around.
[19:52] Albus
    You surely have some feelings
    when it comes to Saybil.
[19:57] Holdem
    So you think I'd tie up a kid
    who's never even met his father,
[20:02] Holdem
    and try him for his father's crimes?
[20:06] Albus
    I do, a little.
[20:10] Los
    Mud-Black Witch, why is Mercenary's
    change of clothes here?
[20:15] Zero
    He frequently stays over.
[20:19] Zero
    My goodness. How far have you two gotten?
[20:23] Zero
    Is that truly what you wish to ask?
[20:26] Los
    Indeed.
[20:29] Los
    About the magic transfer earlier.
[20:32] Zero
    I know.
[20:34] Zero
    After saying I wouldn't turn a family
    member into a tool for obtaining magic...
[20:39] Los
    That wasn't my point.
[20:41] Los
    Though I said some harsh
    things the other day,
[20:43] Los
    if Sayb is operating a magic shop, then taking
     the magic he provides is not a crime.
[20:50] Los
    And yet thou tookest only
    the slightest bit of magic.
[20:54] Los
    Why?
[20:55] Zero
    If I as supervisor told him to give me all
    the magic I want, it would be exploitation.
[21:03] Zero
    There is no guarantee his
    well of magic won't run dry.
[21:07] Los
    But as things stand,
[21:11] Los
    thou wilt age and rot away.
[21:15] Zero
    That is normal, Dawn Witch.
[21:18] Zero
    I shall embrace it.
[21:21] Zero
    I won't fear it.
[21:23] Zero
    Besides,
[21:25] Zero
    I'll age and rot away with the one I love.
[21:28] Zero
    Compared to the alternative,
[21:30] Zero
    it's far better.
[21:43] Young Albus
    Why aren't you fighting?
[21:46] Young Albus
    You're Grandma's servant!
[21:50] Young Albus
    If you won't fight, then I will!
[21:53] Holdem
    My lady, you can't!
[21:56] Albus
    I'll defeat Thirteen and avenge Grandma!
[22:03] the Tyrant
    Now would be a good time to tell me.
[22:06] the Tyrant
    So, what is it ya want me to do?
[22:17] Laios
    Okay...
[22:19] Saybil
    Laios, let's go play in the forest tomorrow.
SIGN    Next Episode ""I Can't Save Anything""
[23:57] Los
    Edgelizord!
[24:00] Kudo
    Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
[24:03] Saybil
    Next episode: "I Can't Save Anything."
[24:06] Los
    Hang in there, my ducklings!

E7 - I Can't Save Anything

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[00:01] Kudo
    Who's my next patient?
[00:04] Kudo
    My room?
[00:06] Kudo
    How am I back here?
[00:09] Kudo
    I remember there was an outbreak
    in the village to the west...
[00:14] (Flashback) Head of the Clinic
    It's a contagious disease.
[00:16] (Flashback) Head of the Clinic
    Medicine could treat it,
[00:18] (Flashback) Head of the Clinic
    but they don't have the money to buy it.
[00:21] (Flashback) Kudo
    We don't need no medicine, Doctor.
[00:25] (Flashback) Kudo
    I'll cure them all with magic!
[00:33] Hort
    You woke up?
[00:35] Hort
    Give your thanks to the physician.
[00:37] Hort
    He carried you on his back
    after you passed out.
[00:41] Kudo
    I passed out?
[00:42] Saybil
    You were magically depleted.
    You tried to heal all 13 at once.
[00:47] Saybil
    You ran out of magic partway through.
[00:51] Kudo
    That makes me look lame!
[00:53] Saybil
    You missed out.
[00:55] Saybil
    If you had been conscious,
    you could have eaten Lilly's cooking.
[01:01] Kudo
    Lilly's?
[01:02] Kudo
    Why was she cooking?
    Did the old mercenary die?
[01:07] Saybil
    Sorry. I didn't mean to bring it back up.
[01:09] Hort
    I-It's fine. What happened
    to him was my fault.
[01:14] Kudo
    You killed him?!
[01:16] Hort
    No! I just accidentally
    hit him with a spell!
[01:19] Kudo
    So you tried to kill him?
[01:21] Hort
    Shut up! An edge-lizord who ran out
    of magic has no room to criticize!
[01:26] Saybil
    Wow, Hort, that's really funny.
[01:29] Kudo
    "Edge-lizord?!"
[01:31] Kudo
    Why, you! I'll kill you even if it kills me!
[01:35] Los
    Be quiet!
[01:36] Los
    What possesses thee to shout a thing
    like "I'll kill you" at night?
[01:41] Kudo
    Wh-Why're you here?
    Did ya come to lecture us?
[01:45] Hort
    Well, we all really messed up today.
[01:49] Saybil
    Yeah. I got lost in the forest with Laios.
[01:53] Los
    Indeed. So tell me.
[01:55] Los
    How do you all intend
     to face your deeds?
[02:00] Hort
    I won't use magic in actual combat
    until I learn how to stop a spell.
[02:07] Kudo
    I'll... only use magic for emergency
    cases and consult my boss for the rest.
[02:13] Los
    Consult? Thou meanest "seek his wisdom."
[02:17] Los
    If thou wishest to talk a big game,
    put in the work first.
[02:21] Kudo
    D-Don't call me an edge-lizord!
[02:25] Los
    Now you, Sayb.
[02:27] Saybil
    I'll start by leaving the house.
[02:30] Saybil
    I promised to play with Laios
    in the forest tomorrow,
[02:33] Saybil
    but I asked his parents' permission.
[02:35] Los
    Very well.
[02:38] Los
    But if thou art going into the forest,
    collect medicinal herbs.
[02:42] Los
    It shall double as a herbology lesson.
[02:45] Kudo
    Isn't Saybil getting off easy?
[02:47] ---
    
[02:48] Hort
    Nope.
[02:49] Kudo
    G-Get off me! You're heavy!
[02:55] Los
    Well, it seems you three know what to do,
[02:58] Los
    but you ought to go see the Mud-Black
    Witch together tomorrow.
[03:02] Hort
    Huh? But what about work?
[03:04] Los
    No one will die if you
    three take one day off.
[04:43] Los
    Have a good day!
SIGN    Episode 7 "I Can't Save Anything"
[04:46] Hort
    You, too, Professor! We're off!
[04:49] Hort
    Professor Los is kinda like a mom!
[04:52] Kudo
    Is that what moms are like?
[04:54] Hort
    She's not like my mom,
    but she's strict yet kind.
[04:59] Hort
    And she's helpful and reliable.
[05:00] Saybil
    A mom...
[05:03] Saybil
    This is an incredible number of books.
[05:06] Zero
    This collection is the limited
    fraction of books I keep on hand.
[05:09] Zero
    Most go to the Forbidden Library.
[05:11] Saybil
    The Forbidden Library?
[05:13] Kudo
    Niedora Fort. In the north.
[05:16] Hort
    You're from the north, right, Kudo?
[05:19] Hort
    Have you ever been there?
[05:20] Kudo
    Of course not. Duh.
[05:22] Kudo
    The Forbidden Library isn't on maps,
[05:26] Kudo
    since it's where they keep books
    the Church has forbidden.
[05:29] Zero
    Thus, it's set up so you can't get
    close if you don't know where it is.
[05:34] Hort
    Amazing!
[05:35] Hort
    I'm definitely gonna go someday.
[05:37] Hort
    Hey, let's all go together!
[05:39] Saybil
    Sure.
[05:41] Kudo
    That's a hell no from me.
[05:43] Kudo
    The north is crawling with
    Remnants of Disaster.
[05:46] Kudo
    You'll be killed in the blink of an eye.
[05:49] Saybil
    Are these "Remnants of
     Disaster" that dangerous?
[05:52] Zero
    Well...
[05:54] Zero
    If you encounter one while unprepared,
[05:56] Zero
    you'll either die tragically or
    suffer so much, you'll wish you had.
[06:00] Saybil
    Maybe I don't really want to go, either.
[06:03] Hort
    Don't worry! I'll protect both of you!
[06:07] Hort
    If you supply magical energy and Kudo heals,
    then, ta-dah! We're unstoppable!
[06:14] Kudo
    Yeah, yeah.
[06:16] Kudo
    A mage who nearly kills her party members
[06:19] Kudo
    and a medical mage who passes out mid-heal.
[06:22] Hort
    I-I'm gonna learn proper control!
[06:25] Zero
    Regarding that,
[06:27] Zero
    antlered girl, I have a
    special lesson for you.
[06:32] Zero
    You won't be released until
    you can cancel your spells.
[06:37] Hort
    Ahh! I'm sorry! I'm sorry I
    hit Mercenary! Forgive me!
[06:47] Kudo
    Find a good book?
[06:49] Saybil
    Yeah. I think so.
[06:51] Hort
    Flagis! My name is Hort!
[06:56] Hort
    Disappear!
[07:02] Zero
    Hmm. Not too bad. This will do.
[07:06] Hort
    That was a close one.
[07:08] Zero
    Keep honing your skills like that.
[07:11] Zero
    As an exercise, I recommend using Flagis
    to light all the candles in your home.
[07:16] Hort
    I-I don't have enough magic for that!
[07:27] Zero
    That just now was my expenditure
    for one cast of Flagis.
[07:31] Zero
    The way to cast from your textbook
    is ultimately just one example.
[07:36] Zero
    Try applying it in different ways.
[07:38] Zero
    Even if you expend too much magical energy,
[07:41] Zero
    you have a supplier—
[07:48] Hort
    P-Professor Zero!
[07:53] Hort
    Professor Zero!
[07:54] Zero
    I-I'm fine.
[07:57] Zero
    I'm just slightly depleted.
[07:59] Hort
    B-But...
[08:02] Zero
    Hey...
[08:03] Saybil
    Huh?
[08:04] Saybil
    The magic transfer isn't working.
[08:07] Saybil
    Maybe via the lips, like yesterday?
[08:09] Hort
    L-Lips?!
[08:11] Zero
    It's fine.
[08:13] Zero
    More importantly, I'm hungry.
[08:15] Zero
    I'll feel a little better once I eat...
[08:20] Hort
    Amazing, Sayb!
[08:21] Hort
    You're so strong!
[08:23] Saybil
    Could you two go to Mercenary and
    bring some food back from the bar?
[08:29] Hort
    You got it!
[08:30] Saybil
    I'll carry Professor Zero inside.
[08:39] Saybil
    It's still not working.
[08:41] Saybil
    Why?
[08:42] Zero
    You have nothing to worry about. Try to stab
    me through the heart with this knife.
[08:47] Zero
    Even if I said that, most people
    couldn't bring themselves to try.
[08:51] Zero
    I could probably fully rob you of magic.
[08:56] Zero
    I'm a natural enemy to you.
[09:01] Saybil
    The same color as mine...
[09:04] (Flashback) Zero
    Your eyes
[09:05] (Flashback) Zero
    are the same as mine, young man.
[09:09] Saybil
    Professor Zero.
[09:11] Saybil
    My mother...
[09:13] Saybil
    do you know her?
[09:15] Zero
    No.
[09:18] Zero
    Your father, on the other hand...
[09:20] Saybil
    My father...
[09:22] Saybil
    Oh, right. I have a father, too.
[09:26] Zero
    That book. Did you take it from my library?
[09:29] Saybil
    Oh, yes.
[09:32] Saybil
    I'm going into the forest today, so I
    wanted a book about medicinal herbs.
[09:36] Zero
    The penmanship is terrible,
    isn't it? Extraordinarily so.
[09:40] Zero
    It took me a lot of effort to decipher it.
[09:43] Saybil
    Not at all. My handwriting is similar,
    so it's easy to understand.
[09:48] Zero
    I see.
[09:50] Zero
    I'm sure the author would
    be upset to hear that.
[09:53] Zero
    Witches employ tricks to prevent others
    from using the knowledge in their books.
[10:00] Saybil
    What? Does that include this book?
[10:03] Zero
    However, I failed to discover any tricks.
[10:07] Zero
    After all, the medicines are plenty effective
    if you follow the book's instructions exactly.
[10:13] Zero
    They're that effective, and yet to
    the author, they're still defective.
[10:18] Zero
    That's the sort of information
    written in that tome.
[10:20] Saybil
    It's an incredible book.
[10:22] Saybil
    What sort of witch wrote it, I wonder?
[10:25] Zero
    A sorcerer.
[10:26] Saybil
    Huh?
[10:27] Zero
    It was a sorcerer who wrote that
    book. In other words, a man.
[10:33] Saybil
    You mean it was my father?
[10:35] Zero
    He was a sorcerer with unparalleled talent.
[10:38] Zero
    Always calm, deeply inquisitive,
    and totally unshakable.
[10:44] Saybil
    Wow. I'm not like him at all.
[10:48] Zero
    Actually, it would be a
    big deal if you were.
[10:50] Zero
    Still, you described that
    book as "easy to understand."
[10:54] Zero
    Perhaps you'll uncover the book's secrets.
[10:59] Zero
    It would appear he came.
[11:00] Saybil
    Mercenary? That was fast.
[11:03] Zero
    He must have run here full bore
    the moment he was informed,
[11:09] Zero
    but paused to catch his breath, and now
     intentionally ascends the stairs slowly.
[11:14] Zero
    That's just how he is.
[11:18] Mercenary
    Hey, there. You're looking
    better than I expected.
[11:22] Mercenary
    Wh-What?
[11:23] Mercenary
    What're you looking at?
[11:26] Zero
    Do I spy smoked pork? And sausage, too!
[11:29] Mercenary
    Sorry. Thanks for staying with her.
[11:33] Saybil
    It was nothing. Sorry I couldn't
    supply her with magic,
[11:36] Saybil
    even though it's my job.
[11:38] Mercenary
    Listen. About that...
[11:41] Zero
    Wait, Mercenary.
[11:42] Zero
    I'll say it.
[11:44] Zero
    Young man, you...
[11:47] Laios
    So, for those tea leaves, you're looking for
    a red flower blooming at the base of a tree.
[11:53] Laios
    Sayb!
[11:55] Saybil
    Huh?
[11:55] Laios
    You're staring off into space!
[11:58] Saybil
    Oh, sorry. I had something on my mind.
[12:02] Saybil
    Laios, these mushrooms are edible.
[12:06] Saybil
    This tree supposedly bears fruit.
[12:10] Saybil
    Laios, stop! Touching that
    will make you itchy.
[12:13] Laios
    What?
[12:14] Laios
    Sayb, you seem really grown-up today!
[12:18] Saybil
    Huh? I do?
[12:19] Laios
    I mean, you can read books because
    you're a grown-up, right?
[12:24] Saybil
    If you study, you'll be able
    to read soon, too, Laios.
[12:27] Laios
    Really? You don't just learn
    to read when you grow up?
[12:32] Saybil
    No, it doesn't just happen automatically.
[12:35] (Flashback) Zero
    Do you want to be a magic supplier?
[12:38] (Flashback) Zero
    Or do you want to be a mage?
[12:42] (Flashback) Zero
    I had you three set up shops here
    to further your studies as mages.
[12:47] (Flashback) Zero
    If you have no desire to be a mage,
[12:50] (Flashback) Zero
    then there is nothing for you to learn here.
[12:54] (Flashback) Saybil
    I...
[12:56] (Flashback) Zero
    Take some time to think
[12:59] (Flashback) Zero
    about the path you want to take.
[13:04] Saybil
    A dead animal.
[13:06] Saybil
    Was it attacked by wolves?
[13:08] Laios
    What? Wolves?
[13:10] Laios
    But you can beat wolves with
    your magic, right, Sayb?
[13:15] Saybil
    Uh, no... I...
[13:18] Laios
    We made it! Red flowers!
[13:21] Laios
    This has gotta be it, right, Sayb?
[13:24] Saybil
    Yeah.
[13:25] Laios
    Check us out! We found them all on our own!
[13:32] Laios
    We're an adventuring party!
[13:34] Laios
    Where should we go tomorrow?
[13:36] Saybil
    Um...
[13:38] Laios
    What, you don't want to?
[13:40] Saybil
    That's not it. It's just that
    I have to practice magic.
[13:44] Laios
    Oh. Yeah...
[13:45] Laios
    Grown-ups are busy.
[13:50] Saybil
    Do you want to go out with
    me while I practice magic?
[13:56] Laios
    So, you'll practice magic with me every day?
[13:59] Saybil
    Yep.
[14:00] Laios
    Yay!
[14:01] Laios
    Sayb, we're gonna be married!
[14:03] Saybil
    That's taking it a little far...
[14:11] Saybil
    Laios, we'd better head ba—
[14:16] Laios
    Sayb?
[14:19] Saybil
    Laios,
[14:20] Saybil
    get down!
[14:40] Laios
    Sayb, I...
[14:47] Saybil
    Laios!
[14:52] Saybil
    Laios, hang on!
[14:55] Laios
    What do I do...
[14:57] Laios
    I'm causing problems again...
[15:01] Priest
    Healing magic!
[15:02] Saybil
    I can't. I've never cast it successfully.
[15:05] Saybil
    What do I do?
[15:12] Laios
    It hurts. It hurts, Sayb.
[15:20] Saybil
    Hang on, Laios.
[15:23] Saybil
    It's gonna be okay.
[15:27] Laios
    It hur...
[15:31] Saybil
    Laios.
[15:33] Saybil
    Laios!
[15:37] Saybil
    His breathing...
[15:39] Saybil
    You have to hold on!
[15:40] Saybil
    We're almost out of the forest!
     We're almost there!
[15:46] Saybil
    Why...
[15:48] Saybil
    Why didn't I practice?
[15:51] Saybil
    Even the simplest spell would have helped.
[15:54] Saybil
    Somebody!
[15:57] Saybil
    Professor Los!
[16:03] Los
    Get up, Sayb! Get up!
[16:07] Los
    Run! The Mud-Black Witch is on the way.
[16:10] Los
    Laios isn't dead yet! Get up and run!
[16:14] Saybil
    Professor Los...
[16:26] Saybil
    Gotta make it... Gotta get there in time!
[16:38] Saybil
    Professor Zero! Mercenary!
[16:43] Saybil
    I-I'm sorry...
[16:45] Saybil
    I...
[16:47] Saybil
    failed again...
[16:48] Mercenary
    Don't be stupid!
[16:50] Mercenary
    You successfully protected him!
[16:52] Mercenary
    You persevered and reached us!
[16:54] Zero
    He's suffering from blood loss...
[16:55] Los
    Incoming!
[16:58] Zero
    Dawn Witch! Give me your blood!
[17:01] Los
    Very well!
[17:02] Los
    Take it!
[17:08] Los
    I have plenty to give!
[17:16] Kudo
    So you collapsed from blood loss,
[17:19] Kudo
    and you from magic depletion?
[17:23] Los
    I know I said I had plenty,
[17:26] Los
    but thou didst truly take
    too much all at once.
[17:30] Zero
    I had to act quickly,
[17:32] Zero
    but you're the one who
    slashed your wrist open!
[17:35] Kudo
    Shut yer yaps and get some rest!
[17:38] Kudo
    Saybil, how long are you gonna cry?
[17:42] Saybil
    Sorry. It just won't stop...
[17:46] Hort
    You can cry.
[17:47] Hort
    Just keep letting the tears
    out until they stop.
[17:51] Kudo
    Then Laios will laugh at hi—
[17:54] Kudo
    Huh?
[17:55] Kudo
    Where'd he go?
[17:57] Laios
    Get this! Sayb and I
[18:00] Laios
    fought a monster!
[18:02] Laios
    Then I was gravely wounded protecting him—
[18:06] Uls
    Laios...
[18:08] Laios
    D-D-Daddy!
[18:10] Los
    It must have been a Remnant of Disaster.
[18:14] Los
    I saw a very similar illustration
    in a book at the Forbidden Library.
[18:18] Los
    It disguises itself as a dead
    animal to lure in prey.
[18:22] Los
    The many barbs it launches suck blood,
[18:26] Los
    and then sprout limbs and climb
    up a tree to await more prey.
[18:32] Los
    I believe it was labeled "Touch-Me-Not."
[18:37] Los
    'Tis a plaything demons created
    to torment and kill humans.
[18:43] Los
    They were created in the
    Disasters of the North,
[18:44] Los
    and even with the demons gone,
    they continue to multiply.
[18:50] Zero
    But the Church & Mage
    Army's line of defense
[18:54] Zero
    ought to prevent them
     from venturing south.
[18:57] Zero
    That one suddenly appeared
    in the forest means
[19:00] Zero
    someone set it loose there.
[19:03] Zero
    I am exceedingly displeased.
[19:07] Mercenary
    I'll go pay the father a little visit.
[19:10] Zero
    I'll go, too.
[19:11] Mercenary
    Stay in bed.
[19:15] Mercenary
    Oh? What're you doin' here, dog-face?
[19:18] Holdem
    I'm a wolf!
[19:21] Mercenary
    Someone's catching Remnants of
    Disaster and sellin' 'em off?
[19:26] Holdem
    Yeah.
[19:27] Holdem
    I thought it was hogwash, but if one was
     in the village, it's a different story.
[19:32] Priest
    The Church accepted peace with witches.
[19:35] Priest
    Anyone who seeks to fracture
     that peace is a heretic.
[19:42] Priest
    Time to gather information.
[19:44] Priest
    Let's go, Lilly.
[19:45] Lilly
    Wait, I'm coming, too?
[19:47] Priest
    We have a rat to sniff out.
    That's your forte.
[19:51] Lilly
    But if I leave the village...
[19:53] Priest
    Then what?
[19:55] Priest
    Being in the village didn't enable
    you to find the creature.
[20:01] Lilly
    Um, my friends... they're all scared...
[20:05] Lilly
    They can't get near the thing that
    looks like... a ball of thorns.
[20:10] Lilly
    They can't see it because
    they can't get near it.
[20:12] Mercenary
    Calm down, little one.
[20:14] Mercenary
    The father isn't blaming you.
[20:16] Mercenary
    I got reports that the forest
    creatures were acting strange,
[20:21] Mercenary
    but I didn't try to find out why.
[20:23] Mercenary
    I'm at fault, too.
[20:25] Mercenary
    I need to go inform
    the neighboring village.
[20:29] Holdem
    And leave this village with weak defenses?
[20:32] Mercenary
    This isn't an outsider's business.
[20:35] Holdem
    I'm here to conduct a surprise inspection.
[20:37] Mercenary
    An inspection? Oh, because
    you're incompetent and idle.
[20:41] Holdem
    Because I'm the most competent!
[20:44] Mercenary
    That's fine.
[20:46] Mercenary
    If we have someone so capable with us,
     we can't let that go to waste.
[20:52] Mercenary
    The priest and I are leaving the village.
[20:54] Mercenary
    A worn-out witch and the old biddy
    with the staff may not be enough.
[20:59] Mercenary
    Please protect them.
[21:01] Holdem
    You sure you want to leave them to me?
[21:04] Holdem
    I failed to protect the woman
    who is most important to me.
[21:07] Mercenary
    You're not the only one whose regrets and
    failures wake them up at night, dog-face.
[21:14] Priest
    If you want to play the tragic hero,
[21:17] Priest
    wait until you've killed the one
    you love with your own hands first.
[21:22] Holdem
    What, is this a sob story contest?
[21:25] Mercenary
    So it's settled.
[21:27] Mercenary
    H-Hey!
[21:29] Mercenary
    What are you doing? Go lie down!
[21:32] Zero
    I knew you were planning to leave me behind.
[21:37] Mercenary
    I mean, you're suffering
    from magic depletion.
[21:41] Zero
    I'm still a witch. I can protect you.
[21:45] Holdem
    I think you should take the
    Mud-Black Witch with you.
[21:48] Holdem
    We beastfallen are made
    to work with witches.
[21:54] Mercenary
    Can it, dog-face.
[21:55] Priest
    Or, rather, if Zero has decided
    to go, we cannot stop her.
[22:01] Lilly
    I think you two should stay together!
[22:05] Zero
    Mercenary.
[22:07] Zero
    It's unanimous. Accept it.
[22:10] Priest
    We'll be going now.
[22:12] Lilly
    W-Wait for me!
[22:14] Lilly
    We haven't been to the city in so long!
[22:17] Priest
    We aren't visiting for fun.
[23:55] Laios
    Did you see? I played a really big part!
SIGN    Next Episode "Respective Costs"
[23:58] Uls
    Laios, stay away from Saybil.
[24:01] Laios
    What? How come?
[24:03] the Tyrant
    Next episode: "Respective Costs."
[24:06] Los
    Why art thou saying it?!

E8 - Respective Costs

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[00:01] Holdem
    And that's why,
[00:02] Holdem
    on a temporary basis,
[00:03] Holdem
    I have been entrusted with
    protecting this village.
[00:08] Hort
    Who is he?
[00:09] Kudo
    The Headmaster's servant.
[00:12] Hort
    Um, Mr. Headmaster's Servant?
[00:16] Holdem
    Holdem. Chief of Security. Super capable.
[00:20] Hort
    Mr. Super-Capable Chief of Security Holdem,
[00:24] Hort
    in the last test I got pretty darn hurt.
[00:27] Hort
    Are you here to do awful
    stuff again this time?
[00:31] Holdem
    My purpose here is to inspect the village.
[00:34] ---
    I just happened to have this foisted on me
[00:37] Holdem
    because I'm capable.
[00:39] Saybil
    He's awfully insistent about that.
[00:40] Hort
    Is he actually capable?
[00:42] Kudo
    He's known for his nasty personality.
[00:46] Holdem
    You're an unendearing bunch!
[00:48] Holdem
    Okay, announcement over.
    Now scram. Scram! Go!
[00:52] Holdem
    Ugh, kids.
[00:54] Los
    So,
[00:55] Los
    why art thou really here?
[00:59] Los
    Just as a Remnant of Disaster appears,
    thou showest up to inspect.
[01:05] Los
    It hardly seems unrelated.
[01:07] Holdem
    It is unrelated.
[01:09] ---
    If I used a Remnant of Disaster,
    the village would fall.
[01:13] Los
    I shall believe thee.
[01:15] Holdem
    About that Remnant problem...
[01:18] Holdem
    Can you take care of it?
[01:20] Los
    "Take care of it?"
[01:22] Holdem
    The one thing I appreciate
    about you is your skills.
[01:25] ---
    You're the sole witch my master relied on.
[01:30] Los
    Well, Sorena was my friend, after all...
[01:41] Los
    Sorena died protecting people.
     She would ask me to protect the village.
[01:51] Los
    As for compensation?
[01:53] Holdem
    Access to The Grimoire of Zero.
[01:55] Los
    What?!
[01:56] Holdem
    Please, Loux. I swear, I'll persuade my lady.
[01:59] Holdem
    This village is her dream.
[02:02] Holdem
    We'll do anything to protect it.
[02:07] Los
    Even trust me? I see!
[03:42] Hort
    Huh? You want to get stronger?
SIGN    Episode 8 Respective Costs
[03:44] Saybil
    Yeah. Today I decided I want to
    be a proper mage like you two.
[03:50] Hort
    Of course! Let's graduate together
    and become mages together!
[03:54] Saybil
    But... I don't think I'll be able
    to keep doing the chores like I was.
[03:59] Saybil
    Like the laundry...
[04:02] Hort
    Like I said before! You don't
    have to wash... my clothes!
[04:08] Los
    Hurry home, you three.
[04:11] Los
    O-Oh...
[04:12] Hort
    Professor Los?
[04:14] Los
    No need for concern.
[04:16] Holdem
    You better be okay...
[04:19] Holdem
    I'd still lose some sleep if you died.
[04:34] Saybil
    So... what I wanted to ask... is...
[04:38] Saybil
    I want you two to teach me to cast.
[04:42] ---
    In exchange, I'll restore your magic.
[04:46] Kudo
    Sounds fine to me.
[04:47] ---
    Actually, I thought it was nuts that
    you didn't ask for anything before.
[04:51] Hort
    To be honest, I felt like we
    leaned on you a little too much.
[04:56] Hort
    Wh-While we're on the subject,
[04:58] Hort
    I was curious about something...
[05:01] Hort
    Sayb, sometimes you... supply
    magic through your l-lips, right?
[05:08] Hort
    So, um, like! Does that mean
    you might do that with me?
[05:14] Saybil
    Huh? No, I don't think so.
[05:18] Hort
    Y-You won't, huh? I see!
[05:23] Kudo
    I'm surprised you're unfazed by it, dude.
[05:27] Saybil
    By what?
[05:28] Kudo
    Think about it with the genders swapped.
[05:30] Saybil
    Gender... swap?
[05:36] "Male Zero"
    I want to devour you.
[05:40] "Male Los"
    This is the difference experience makes.
[05:46] Saybil
    I don't really see an issue.
[05:48] Hort
    You can't do that!
[05:50] Hort
    It's against morality!
[05:51] Hort
    A mortal sin!
[05:53] Hort
    I won't let that happen to my Saybina!
[05:56] Saybil
    "Saybina"?
[05:57] Kudo
    "My"?
[05:58] Holdem
    Hey.
[06:00] Holdem
    Can you show me to an empty
    house where I can rest?
[06:04] Hort
    Sure. I'll take you.
[06:06] Holdem
    That won't do.
[06:08] Holdem
    I can't go to an empty house
    alone with a young maiden.
[06:12] Holdem
    The village's population will increase.
[06:17] Hort
    What a creep!
[06:18] Kudo
    We should file a complaint
    with the Headmaster.
[06:21] Holdem
    I-I'm sorry!
[06:23] Holdem
    Please! Just don't tell my lady!
[06:24] Uls
    Saybil.
[06:27] Saybil
    Mr. Uls...
[06:29] Uls
    We need to talk.
[06:31] Hort
    I-In that case, we'll take Mr. Holdem.
[06:39] Uls
    I know it's not your fault.
[06:41] Uls
    Laios cried and defended you.
[06:45] Saybil
    Sir, I...
[06:46] Uls
    Still, I'm sorry,
[06:48] ---
    but I need you to stay away from our son.
[06:59] Saybil
    Yes, sir.
[07:04] (Flashback) Saybil
    Do you want to go out with
    me while I practice magic?
[07:07] (Flashback) Laios
    So, you'll practice magic with me every day?
[07:14] Saybil
    Once I'm strong enough to protect him,
    may I take him out again?
[07:20] Saybil
    I promised him we'd play adventurers again.
[07:25] Uls
    It's just a promise to a kid.
[07:28] Saybil
    But we're friends.
[07:35] Uls
    I'll teach Laios a little more about
    staying safe in the forest by then.
[07:43] the Tyrant
    Careless of ya.
[07:47] the Tyrant
    To be alone at night like this.
[08:03] (Flashback) Young Saybil
    Yet another person you love
    is gonna die because of you.
[08:08] (Flashback) Young Saybil
    How long are you gonna repress it?
[08:14] (Flashback) Saybil's Mom
    Listen closely, dear.
[08:16] (Flashback) Saybil's Mom
    You must never approach a
    witch who has eyes like yours.
[08:22] (Flashback) Young Saybil
    Mom...
[08:24] (Flashback) Saybil's Mom
    She'll take everything from you.
[08:50] (Flashback) Witch
    Hid him in a barrier, eh?
[08:52] (Flashback) Witch
    Come out, child.
[08:55] (Flashback) Witch
    If you don't want to let your mom die.
[08:58] (Flashback) Witch
    Come on.
[09:06] (Flashback) Young Saybil
    Mom!
[09:23] (Flashback) Witch
    Now, come along.
[09:28] (Flashback) Witch
    Show me.
[09:37] (Flashback) Witch
    Ah, the power! Just the
    slightest touch and I feel it.
[09:42] (Flashback) Witch
    Yes!
[09:43] (Flashback) Witch
    This is...
[09:52] (Flashback) Witch
    Stop!
[09:53] (Flashback) Witch
    Let go of me!
[10:22] the Tyrant
    Hey!
[10:27] the Tyrant
    Spare me all that.
[10:29] Zero
    My orders were to take
     you alive this time.
[10:34] Saybil
    Um, am I being abducted?
[10:37] the Tyrant
    What does it look like?
[10:40] Saybil
    Um, I think I'll probably be a
    disappointment to your employer.
[10:45] the Tyrant
    Not my problem.
[10:47] the Tyrant
    I'm a tool. I just get used for my purpose.
[10:52] Zero
    Damn. Someone's caught up to us.
[10:55] Kudo
    Hey! You said you could drive the horses!
[10:58] Hort
    I am driving them! They're flying
    forward, aren't they? See?
[11:02] Kudo
    Hey! Stop them!
[11:04] Hort
    Th-They aren't stopping!
[11:11] Saybil
    Hort! Kudo!
[11:16] Kudo
    Are you okay, Saybil?
[11:20] the Tyrant
    Oh. Look here.
[11:23] the Tyrant
    No escort today!
[11:29] Los
    My dear Ludens!
[11:32] ---
    Clean up!
[11:43] Los
    If such an easy task gets me a
    peek at The Grimoire of Zero,
[11:46] Los
    then it's not even a question.
[11:48] Los
    Right, my dear Ludens?
[11:55] Los
    What's this?
[11:57] Los
    H-Help me.
[12:01] Los
    My goodness. This is an unexpected find.
[12:07] Hort
    How is the Tyrant here?
[12:09] Kudo
    Hell if I know! But we're rescuing
    Saybil no matter who we have to fight.
[12:14] Hort
    It's moving!
[12:15] Kudo
    Quiet! Just do it already!
[12:18] Kudo
    Full power!
[12:19] Hort
    Okay.
[12:28] the Tyrant
    No incantation?
[12:36] the Tyrant
    I see you've improved since last time.
[12:41] Saybil
    Please don't move. I can probably
    kill you in an instant.
[12:50] Los
    What's this?
[12:52] Los
    The third-rate servant.
[12:54] Los
    Why art thou sleeping out here?
[12:59] Holdem
    Why was I sleeping out here?
[13:01] Los
    Art thou drunk?
[13:03] Holdem
    No. I was about to have the kids
    take me to an empty house,
[13:08] ---
    when that Uls fellow there showed up...
[13:12] Holdem
    He said something about
    Saybil being abducted...
[13:16] Holdem
    I tried to stop the kids
    from going after him.
[13:19] Holdem
    But then I...
[13:22] Los
    Thou wert put to sleep, with magic.
[13:25] Holdem
    So then...
[13:28] Holdem
    Oh crap! No!
[13:30] Los
    What hast thou so flustered?
    'Tis thy trap, is it not?
[13:34] Los
    Thou camest all the way out to this village.
[13:37] Los
    Thy plan was to cause an incident and
    observe whether we could resolve it.
[13:42] Los
    As a sort of test, yes?
[13:45] Los
    My ducklings assuredly felt wary of you.
[13:52] Holdem
    You don't think I might be trying
    to actually do something to Saybil?
[13:58] Los
    Sorena wouldn't approve.
[14:01] Los
    So, what is the issue?
[14:04] Holdem
    I used the Tyrant.
[14:06] Los
    Thou didst what?!
[14:08] the Tyrant
    Then ya shoulda
[14:13] the Tyrant
    killed me just now.
[14:15] the Tyrant
    In combat...
[14:19] Hort
    Sayb!
[14:19] Kudo
    Saybil!
[14:21] the Tyrant
    whoever hesitates loses!
[14:28] the Tyrant
    If ya ain't prepared to kill
    when ya have the chance,
[14:31] the Tyrant
    it don't matter how strong
    your weapon is. It's useless.
[14:35] the Tyrant
    I'd say this is within acceptable limits.
[14:38] the Tyrant
    Seein' as how ya can fix it all with magic.
[14:49] the Tyrant
    The Mask?
[14:51] the Tyrant
    Bastard!
[14:53] the Tyrant
    Didn't you leave the village?
[14:56] Priest
    I'm impressed you knew.
[14:58] Priest
    I came back.
[15:05] Priest
    My mouse made a big fuss about
    a pest entering the village.
[15:12] Priest
    Now I can finally see.
[15:16] Priest
    Don't worry. I'll take you alive.
[15:19] Priest
    There is so much information
[15:21] Priest
    to glean from you.
[15:30] Priest
    This is within acceptable limits, yes?
[15:32] Priest
    Since it can be fixed with magic.
[15:35] the Tyrant
    Fighting the Mask in the forest at
    night is too big of a disadvantage.
[15:40] the Tyrant
    Plus you have reinforcements
    coming. I give up.
[15:47] Mercenary
    See. I knew the priest would be here.
[15:50] Zero
    Quit grumbling, Mercenary.
[15:53] Zero
    If we hadn't raced here,
[15:55] ---
    our blood-starved priest might
    have julienned our assailant.
[16:01] Mercenary
    Looks like he's already
    been given a rough chop.
[16:04] Priest
    That is quite a way to speak
    when you two arrived late.
[16:09] Los
    Hold it, hold it hold it!
[16:11] Los
    You barbarians!
[16:13] Los
    'Tis shameful to gang up
    on and bully the weak!
[16:17] Holdem
    He took out all the students.
[16:20] Holdem
    The Tyrant is tougher than I thought.
[16:24] Mercenary
    Oh? So you two know him?
[16:30] Zero
    Depending on your answer,
[16:31] Zero
    we may be send your head back to the
    Mooncaller Witch at the Academy.
[16:41] Holdem
    Look, the deal with the Tyrant was
    he would be spared the death penalty
[16:46] Holdem
    if he could bring at least one
    student back to the Academy.
[16:50] Los
    In other words, this wasn't
    a test for the students.
[16:55] Los
    It was an inspection of the
    village's ability to protect them.
[17:00] Los
    That's why he set the Tyrant loose,
[17:03] Los
    but the students were wary of Holdem,
    who was obviously suspicious.
[17:08] Los
    They removed him from the
    fight as soon as it started,
[17:12] Los
    thus he was unable to restrain
    the Tyrant's excessive violence,
[17:17] Los
    and he was late to arrive.
[17:21] Priest
    Are you incompetent?
[17:22] Mercenary
    What are ya, incompetent?
[17:24] Holdem
    Yes. I'm incompetent
    and a third-rate servant.
[17:28] Zero
    It does no good to blame the dog.
[17:31] Zero
    If the Tyrant's aim had been murder,
[17:33] Zero
    the students would all have been killed.
[17:37] Zero
    We have no choice but to recognize
[17:40] Zero
    that this inspection fully exposed the
    weakness of the village's defenses.
[17:46] Mercenary
    We were just short on hands this time
    because of the Remnant of Disaster.
[17:52] Priest
    More accurate to say we lack fighting power.
[17:55] Priest
    If it were just this village,
    it would be one thing,
[17:57] Priest
    but if we try to protect the surrounding
    ones as well, we cannot attend to it all.
[18:01] Mercenary
    The towns around us are just
    getting dragged into our mess.
[18:06] Mercenary
    We can't just leave 'em in the lurch.
[18:09] Zero
    If witches bring extra danger and
    then do nothing to protect people,
[18:14] Zero
    the village may only worsen
    the reputation of witches.
[18:18] Holdem
    Um, might I be permitted to say somethin—
[18:21] Priest
    Keep quiet.
[18:21] Holdem
    I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[18:22] Mercenary
    Incompetence is contagious.
[18:24] Zero
    Don't bully him so. Well, let's hear it.
[18:28] Holdem
    If you need more fighting power,
    please feel free to make use of him.
[18:34] the Tyrant
    H-Hold up! That wasn't the deal!
[18:39] the Tyrant
    Once I succeeded, my death sentence
    was supposed to be commuted—
[18:44] Holdem
    You didn't succeed!
[18:46] Holdem
    If you want to live, zip it!
[18:56] Hort
    No way!
[18:58] Hort
    No way! Nuh-uh! Absolutely opposed!
[19:02] Hort
    He betrayed the Church, right?
[19:04] Hort
    Someone like that will betray us next!
[19:07] Kudo
    You betrayed the Church, too.
[19:10] Hort
    Kudo, why do you always say the
    thing someone least wants to hear?
[19:15] Hort
    The Tyrant tried to kill us!
[19:18] Hort
    You're telling me to forgive him?
[19:20] Hort
    It's better to execute him!
[19:23] Zero
    You need not forgive him, antlered girl.
[19:27] Zero
    If you desire revenge, I won't condemn you.
[19:31] Zero
    However, there is one
    thing you must remember.
[19:35] Zero
    Witch hunts are revenge for
    witches' past wrongdoings.
[19:40] Zero
    Those very wrongdoings are why witches
    continue to be regarded with suspicion.
[19:46] Zero
    The peace between the Church and witches...
[19:48] Zero
    Those whose loved ones were killed by
    witches find it difficult to accept.
[19:52] Zero
    I'm sure you understand their feelings.
[19:55] Zero
    That is the very reason the anti-witch
    faction hires people like the Tyrant.
[20:00] Zero
    The Tyrant has been ordered to serve
    this village to atone for his sins.
[20:05] Zero
    You must consider the purpose and
    significance of executing him now.
[20:14] Hort
    But the Tyrant has killed
    lots of innocent people, too.
[20:19] Priest
    The same is true of me.
[20:22] Priest
    I killed anybody the Church ordered me to.
[20:26] Priest
    Will you execute me as well?
[20:28] Hort
    B-But tha—
[20:29] Lilly
    You can't!
[20:31] Lilly
    You can't execute the father!
[20:34] Hort
    He's not the same as the Tyrant.
[20:37] Los
    Well, my dear Ludens is known as the witch
    eater and has taken the lives of many witches.
[20:44] Los
    If one of their relatives comes for me,
    I have no right to complain.
[20:49] Hort
    No way! It's obviously not right
    for you to be killed, Professor!
[20:54] Kudo
    What, so anyone you like is a good person
    no matter how many people they've killed?
[21:00] Hort
    So you're fine with this?
[21:02] Kudo
    As long as he's on our side.
[21:06] Hort
    He can't be trusted to be on our side!
[21:08] Hort
    He might attack us!
[21:10] Kudo
    If he does, we can just kill him then.
[21:13] Kudo
    You'll be able to take him
    out for sure next time.
[21:16] Hort
    But what if he attacks
    Sayb while I'm not around?
[21:20] Hort
    Sayb will be killed!
[21:22] Saybil
    Sorry for not being reliable.
[21:24] Hort
    That's not what I was saying.
[21:27] Kudo
    Fine. This is a pain in the butt,
     so let's just execute him.
[21:31] Saybil
    You love to take arguments to extremes.
[21:34] Hort
    Argh!
[21:35] Hort
    Ugh!
[21:36] Hort
    Fine! I'll monitor him, then!
[21:41] Hort
    We'll have him live in this bar,
    so Mr. Mercenary can monitor him.
[21:46] Hort
    And when I monitor him,
    I'll work his butt off.
[21:50] Mercenary
    Excuse me? He's gonna live in my bar?!
[21:57] Los
    Hort, you made a painful decision.
[22:00] Hort
    I mean, after what everyone said...
[22:04] Los
    You determined that letting the
    Tyrant live would be best,
[22:08] ---
    and you put your own feelings aside.
[22:12] Los
    'Tis a feat even adults
    struggle to accomplish.
[22:20] Hort
    Professor Los!
SIGN    Next Episode "A Stone Cast Into the Pond"
[23:55] Los
    Now this is exciting!
[23:57] Los
    If his memories return, then will
    his romance with Hort progress?
[24:01] Saybil
    Next episode: "A Stone Cast Into the Pond."
[24:04] Saybil
    I think I might like Professor Los.
[24:09] Los
    Excuse me?

E9 - A Stone Cast Into the Pond

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[00:01] Holdem
    You really don't want to come back with me?
[00:03] Holdem
    I'll take you to the Forbidden
    Library, as promised.
[00:06] Los
    Right now I am more preoccupied with
    my ducklings than The Grimoire of Zero.
[00:12] Los
    They grow dramatically
     before one knows it.
[00:15] ---
    I can't take my eyes off them.
[00:17] Holdem
    Well, to you, a few years
    is like the blink of an eye.
[00:22] Los
    True.
[00:23] Los
    I didn't see thee for a short
    time and thou hast grown old.
[00:27] Los
    The next time I see thee,
    thou mightest be dead of old age.
[00:31] Holdem
    I always look young and spry!
[00:44] Hort
    You got your memories back?!
[00:48] Saybil
    Yeah. But they're not very good memories.
[00:53] Hort
    Do you wanna forget again?
    Want a smack to the head?
[00:56] Saybil
    No thanks.
[00:57] Saybil
    But it barely feels like I remembered.
[01:01] Saybil
    I thought things would be
    different once I remembered.
[01:04] Saybil
    But I still know nothing...
[01:06] Hort
    What do you mean?
[01:11] Saybil
    What is it like to have
     feelings for someone?
[01:14] Hort
    Huh?!
[01:16] Saybil
    Professor Los says that
    you're in love with me.
[01:21] Hort
    What?! Um...
[01:22] Hort
    I...
[01:26] Saybil
    I was wondering what normally
    happens when you like someone.
[01:30] Hort
    Well... you want to be
    special to them, I guess...
[01:36] Saybil
    You are special to me, Hort.
[01:39] ---
    Is this love?
[01:41] Hort
    What?
[01:44] Hort
    No. I don't think it is.
[01:48] Saybil
    Oh. Sorry.
[01:50] Hort
    It's okay!
[01:52] Hort
    I'm happy you're asking
    me for love advice, Sayb!
[01:56] Hort
    Oh, how about this.
[01:58] Hort
    Who comes to mind when
    you think you might die?
[02:02] Saybil
    When I think I might die?
[02:09] Saybil
    Oh...
[02:10] Saybil
    I think I might like Professor Los.
[02:19] Hort
    I get that.
[02:21] Hort
    I adore Professor Los, too!
[02:25] Hort
    You can always talk to me, so promise me!
[02:29] Hort
    That you'll come to me for love advice first!
[02:34] Saybil
    Th-Thanks.
[02:36] Saybil
    I wish there were something
    I could do for you, too.
[02:40] Hort
    How about a morning magic supply?
     Is that okay?
[02:44] Hort
    Thanks!
[02:45] Saybil
    Sure.
[02:57] Saybil
    I can't!
[02:58] Hort
    What?
[03:00] Saybil
    Sorry, Hort.
[03:02] Saybil
    I need to go see Professor Zero.
SIGN    Episode 9 A Stone Cast Into the Pond
[04:51] Saybil
    I think I might like Professor Los.
[04:57] Los
    Yes! I shall pretend I never heard that!
[05:00] Hort
    Professor Los! Professor Los!
[05:02] Hort
    Sayb says he likes you!
[05:08] Hort
    P-Professor Los?
[05:13] Los
    Hort, one should not go around blabbing
    someone else's feelings to others.
[05:29] Saybil
    Professor Zero,
[05:31] Saybil
    I, um...
[05:34] Zero
    Sit down, young man.
[05:36] ---
    Then we can talk.
[05:40] Hort
    Professor Los, you won't leave us, will you?
[05:43] Los
    Why dost thou ask that?
[05:45] Hort
    'Cause teachers run when a
    student falls for them, right?
[05:50] Hort
    Since it's a burden and a pain.
[05:53] Hort
    I know, because something like
    that happened at the Church!
[05:58] Los
    I should like to dissemble,
    but I am fond of keen insight.
[06:02] Los
    Just as thou fearest,
    I am the type of teacher who runs.
[06:08] Hort
    No! Please, no!
[06:10] Hort
    I don't want you to leave, Professor!
[06:13] Hort
    And it would be so sad for Sayb, too,
    if the person he likes disappears!
[06:18] Los
    That's why I was going to pretend
    not to have heard anything...
[06:22] Los
    Worry not. I have yet to
    tire of observing you three.
[06:32] Zero
    It happened sooner than I expected.
[06:35] Zero
    And your reaction is calmer
    than I feared it would be.
[06:38] Saybil
    But I was frantic when I got here.
[06:41] Zero
    True, you were.
[06:44] Zero
    But you weren't trembling with fear,
[06:47] Zero
    nor were you a captive of despair.
[06:49] Zero
    You have gained the strength not
    to be crushed by your memories.
[06:54] Saybil
    Crushed by my memories?
[06:57] Zero
    Unpleasant memories can at times become a
    poison that eats away at you from the inside.
[07:08] Saybil
    Why did I suddenly remember?
[07:12] Zero
    I imagine because your life was in danger.
[07:15] Zero
    In other words, you sought to live.
[07:19] Zero
    Young man, you are no longer empty.
[07:23] Zero
    You sought a way to fight, even if it meant
    dredging up painful memories.
[07:29] Saybil
    My mother told me something.
[07:31] Saybil
    She said never approach a
    witch with eyes like mine.
[07:37] Zero
    These eyes are somewhat special.
[07:40] Zero
    They are something my brother
    and I inherited from our father.
[07:45] Zero
    And that brother is your father, Thirteen.
[07:55] Zero
    Thirteen and I are each other's
    last remaining brethren.
[08:02] Zero
    Perhaps that's why he would have done
    anything for me, even destroy the world.
[08:08] Zero
    Your magic is part of that.
[08:10] Zero
    He plotted for it all to be offered up to me.
[08:14] Zero
    He must have realized that if his
    blood and your mother's combined,
[08:18] Zero
    he would obtain a child with limitless magic.
[08:23] Zero
    Your mother caught on and fled.
[08:29] Saybil
    So then... you're...
[08:31] Zero
    That makes me your aunt.
[08:33] Saybil
    So there's not really
    any danger. Isn't that right?
[08:37] Zero
    Even so, most of the pain you've
    experienced is my fault.
[08:41] Saybil
    It may have been because of you,
    but that doesn't mean it was your fault.
[08:46] Saybil
    Besides. If not for you,
    Professor Zero, I would not exist.
[08:54] Zero
    You take after him.
[08:56] Saybil
    After my father?
[08:58] Zero
    Only in the good aspects, I mean.
[09:01] Saybil
    I want to hear about my father.
[09:04] Saybil
    Or, I mean, I want to know.
[09:07] Saybil
    To know just who I am...
[09:10] Zero
    Your father was a thorough rationalist.
[09:14] Zero
    If it was rational,
[09:16] ---
    he could even work with someone who
    was a mortal enemy moments earlier.
[09:19] Zero
    But rationality at times leads to cruelty.
[09:24] Zero
    As a result of his extreme rationalism,
    he committed a grave, irreparable misdeed.
[09:31] Zero
    The war.
[09:33] Zero
    To obtain a world for witches,
    Thirteen sacrificed countless lives.
[09:38] Zero
    An evil sorcerer whose name
    will go down in history.
[09:41] Zero
    That is my brother, your father.
[09:45] Saybil
    I feel like I know a little
    better what I want to be.
[09:50] Saybil
    This morning I went to supply Hort
    with magic, but I couldn't do it.
[09:56] Saybil
    I felt like I might kill Hort,
    and I got scared.
[10:01] Zero
    I see.
[10:02] Saybil
    But I want to keep being a magic supplier,
[10:07] Saybil
    at least during the field program.
[10:10] Zero
    For your friends?
[10:12] Saybil
    For me.
[10:14] Saybil
    Hort and Kudo are going to
    teach me magic in exchange.
[10:18] Saybil
    So please let me practice on you, Professor.
[10:20] Saybil
    Since even if I mess up,
    you won't die.
[10:28] Saybil
    What? Both hands?
[10:29] Zero
    We'll circulate magic between us.
[10:32] ---
    Keep adjusting so the amount stays constant.
[10:44] Saybil
    Kudo!
[10:47] Zero
    Be calm. Don't break your concentration.
[10:49] Zero
    Sorcery and magic require concentration.
[10:52] Zero
    If you stop your incantation every
    time a comrade screams in combat,
[10:57] Zero
    you'll lose people you could have saved.
[10:59] Saybil
    But...
[11:01] Saybil
    I'll become stronger.
[11:04] Zero
    Yes. You will indeed get stronger.
[11:07] ---
    Perhaps even stronger than I.
[11:10] Los
    My goodness.
[11:13] Los
    It seems we arrived quite a bit late.
[11:21] Los
    Oh, thou art younger than I thought.
[11:25] Los
    Thy face was in quite a state last night.
[11:31] Hort
    What are you doing, Tyrant? Let go of him!
[11:38] the Tyrant
    Okey dokey.
[11:46] Los
    My dear Ludens,
[11:49] Los
    say hello!
[11:58] Hort
    You think he's here on
    orders from the Church?
[12:01] Kudo
    I bet so. To the Church,
    a penniless kid is just a pawn.
[12:07] [Hearthful?]
    There are many good-hearted
    people within the Church, too.
[12:13] [Hearthful?]
    I can't say I approve of
    such over-generalization.
[12:17] Los
    Ah, if it isn't Lady Hearthful!
[12:20] Los
    Shouldst thou not be at the school?
[12:23] [Hearthful?]
    I ended class in the morning today.
[12:26] [Hearthful?]
    I brought lunch for our patient.
[12:29] [Hearthful?]
    Only, I heard a scream on the way,
     so I came to investigate.
[12:35] [Hearthful?]
    Please forgive me for
    essentially eavesdropping.
[12:38] Los
    Thou hast a proper sense of
    yourself as being protected.
[12:43] Los
    Still, lately it smells like
    trouble is brewing, does it not?
[12:47] Los
    Dost thou not feel it is
    time to flee the village?
[12:51] [Hearthful?]
    Goodness, no.
[12:53] [Hearthful?]
    It is to be expected that the extremists
    within the Church would target a witch village.
[12:58] [Hearthful?]
    Everyone who came here was
    prepared for that possibility.
[13:03] the Tyrant
    Whaddya want?
[13:04] [Hearthful?]
    As I said, I brought you lunch.
[13:08] the Tyrant
    Oh... well, that was... kind of ya.
[13:13] [Hearthful?]
    This one is
[13:16] [Hearthful?]
    for him.
[13:18] [Hearthful?]
    He is still just a kid.
[13:21] [Hearthful?]
    Did the extremists not consider
    that a child like him would fail?
[13:28] Hort
    Good point.
[13:29] Los
    He is chum.
[13:32] Los
    To the anti-witch faction,
    this village is a murky swamp.
[13:36] Los
    They do not know what fish
    there might be, or how many.
[13:40] [Hearthful?]
    So then, he's...?
[13:42] Los
    They probably wished to see how this young man
    would be killed for attacking with clear hostility.
[13:52] Kudo
    He'll get no sympathy from me!
[13:54] Kudo
    He tried to stab not just
    me, but Professor Los, too!
[13:58] Kudo
    He attacked the one he thought
    was weakest to break through.
[14:02] Kudo
    He'd even have no qualms
    killing the village children.
[14:07] Los
    Ah, but, Kudo, no one said
    anything about sympathy.
[14:11] Kudo
    I don't... I didn't...
[14:14] Los
    Thou dost, right?
[14:15] Los
    Though dost have sympathy for him, right?
[14:19] Los
    Very well!
[14:20] Los
    I am fond of compassion
    that overcomes even hatred!
[14:23] Los
    Here, I shall pat thee for it!
[14:25] Hort
    I'm jealous!
[14:26] Kudo
    Stop it!
[14:27] Hort
    I'll show compassion, too! I will!
[14:28] [Hearthful?]
    That is bad manners.
[14:30] [Hearthful?]
    Would you like to sit and eat at a table?
[14:32] the Tyrant
    I'm an Arbiter, you know.
[14:35] [Hearthful?]
    Even for Arbiters and witches,
    etiquette and manners are important.
[14:40] the Tyrant
    Oh? Am I gonna etiquette
    my enemies to death?
[14:44] [Hearthful?]
    Other people's opinions of you can
    be a way of protecting yourself.
[14:48] [Hearthful?]
    Manners are a useful and efficient
    way of gaining positive regard.
[14:54] the Tyrant
    I'm only regarded for killing.
[14:58] [Hearthful?]
    You intend to build relationships with
    others in this village through killing?
[15:04] the Tyrant
    That's my job. Ain't that right, boss?
[15:08] Hort
    Your job is protecting, not killing!
[15:12] the Tyrant
    Ain't that the same thing?
[15:14] Hort
    Not at all!
[15:16] [Hearthful?]
    Ah, yes. If your job is to protect the village,
     then you need to learn about it.
[15:22] [Hearthful?]
    Might I show you around the village?
[15:25] Hort
    Huh? U-Um, I think that's
    dangerous. He's a killer.
[15:30] the Tyrant
    I ain't gonna kill anybody for free.
[15:33] the Tyrant
    But if there's money in it, then—
[15:37] [Hearthful?]
    I must inform you that
    acting fearsome like that
[15:40] [Hearthful?]
    will gain you nothing here.
[15:43] [Hearthful?]
    No one in this village will fear you.
[15:47] the Tyrant
    Oh, is that so?
[15:54] [Hearthful?]
    Professor Los, no need to escalate.
[15:58] [Hearthful?]
    I'm sure it was just a little test to
    see if I really wouldn't be afraid.
[16:04] Los
    Do not play games like this again, Tyrant.
[16:07] ---
    Next time thy head shall fly.
[16:10] the Tyrant
    My bad.
[16:13] [Hearthful?]
    Shall we go, then, Mr. Tyrant?
[16:18] Mercenary
    Hey, he's just a kid.
[16:21] Mercenary
    So the assailant was just some kid.
[16:24] Mercenary
    I wanted to get some
    information out of him,
[16:28] Mercenary
    but this changes the plan.
[16:30] Kudo
    What was the plan?
[16:33] Mercenary
    Torture.
[16:35] Kudo
    N-No torturing!
[16:38] Mercenary
    I'm saying I'm not gonna torture a kid.
[16:40] Kudo
    No adults, either!
[16:42] Kudo
    The plan was to send him to Wenias
    once his condition is stable!
[16:47] Kudo
    But torture?
[16:49] Kudo
    That ain't the rule of law!
[16:51] Hort
    W-Wow, Kudo!
[16:53] Hort
    You sound super smart!
[16:55] Hort
    I agree!
[16:57] Hort
    No torture!
[16:58] Mercenary
    You're quite right.
[17:00] Mercenary
    If torture's out, then this
    is a job for the priest.
[17:03] Kudo
    The priest?
[17:05] Hort
    True. The Father can use verbal torment—
[17:08] Hort
    Look out!
[17:11] Priest
    I'm surprised. That was intended to hit.
[17:15] Hort
    No violence! You call yourself a clergyman?
[17:18] Priest
    You never know who could be listening.
[17:22] Priest
    If you grasped that better, I would
    not need to resort to violence.
[17:29] Priest
    Also, look.
[17:31] Priest
    He's awake. Has been for a while.
[17:50] Priest
    Realize your position,
[17:52] Priest
    heretic who comprehends not a single
    ounce of the chaste Church's aims.
[17:56] [Kady?]
    Damn it! Is everyone in
    this village a monster?
[18:00] Priest
    What is evil?
[18:03] Priest
    Just what
[18:04] Priest
    is a monster?
[18:06] Priest
    If your head is for show and lacks even
    the sense an infant would retain,
[18:11] Priest
    shall I cut it off and replace it
    with the head of that monster there?
[18:16] Kudo and Mercenary
    Does he mean me?
[18:17] Hort and Los
    Yikes.
[18:19] Priest
    Can the room be made dark?
[18:22] Los
    Indeed.
[18:36] Hort
    Whoa! I-It's so dark!
[18:39] Los
    'Tis roughly a moonlit night.
[18:41] Los
    Perhaps a bit too bright
    for the priest's eyes.
[18:45] Priest
    No. This is enough.
[18:47] Priest
    I will ask you several questions,
    but you need not answer them.
[18:52] Priest
    If you wish to answer, I will not stop you.
[18:55] Priest
    But if you lie, I will know.
[19:02] Priest
    Were you the only one sent to this
    village with the Remnant of Disaster?
[19:09] [Kady?]
    Good question.
[19:10] Priest
    Affirmed. Well, as anticipated.
[19:14] [Kady?]
    What?! I didn't say—
[19:17] Priest
    Are further attacks with
    Remnants of Disaster planned?
[19:23] [Kady?]
    How should I know?
[19:25] Priest
    You showed signs of embarrassment.
[19:27] Priest
    I see. It appears you really don't know.
[19:30] Priest
    Furthermore, you are embarrassed
    you weren't informed.
[19:34] Priest
    Is there a plan to rescue you?
[19:36] [Kady?]
    D—
[19:38] Priest
    Strong negative.
[19:39] Priest
    It was made clear to you that you
    would not be rescued if captured.
[19:44] Hort
    What? How does he know? Is it a bluff?
[19:48] Los
    Facial expressions.
[19:49] Los
    Movements of the pupils, eyelids, and lips.
[19:52] Los
    He is reading unconsciously
    expressed emotion.
[19:55] Hort
    He can do that?!
[19:57] Priest
    I have the general picture.
[19:59] Priest
    You may let it be light again.
[20:04] Priest
    To be frank,
[20:05] Priest
    we gained little information.
[20:08] Priest
    Nor can we exclude the possibility that the
    boy was supplied with false information.
[20:14] Los
    From the fact that they acquired
    a Remnant of Destruction,
[20:18] Los
    a higher-up at the Church is involved.
    Someone fairly high up, at that.
[20:25] Priest
    Unfortunately.
[20:27] Los
    So someone is presenting themselves as
    a peace faction, but supporting the extremists.
[20:33] Mercenary
    The internal conflict within the
    Church is pretty messy right now, isn't it?
[20:37] ---
    How alarming.
[20:39] Los
    Someone so high up must have better
    cards to play than a powerless boy.
[20:44] Los
    In other words,
[20:46] Los
    further moves ought to be coming.
[20:49] Los
    But strangely, there has been no movement.
[20:53] Los
    What should be happening, isn't.
[20:55] Los
    Which means,
[20:56] Los
    the move has already been made in secret.
[20:59] Los
    We must assume so.
[21:00] Los
    For now, regarding that boy,
[21:03] Los
    it may be best to delay his
    transfer to Wenias for a bit.
[21:09] Hort
    The adults are deciding
    everything themselves.
[21:14] Hort
    I can fight, too, you know!
[21:17] Hort
    Yeah, right.
[21:19] Hort
    A student who can't take
    responsibility can't do anything.
[21:35] [Hearthful?]
    My, how rare for you to come by the school.
[21:40] [Hearthful?]
    I was just showing Mr. Tyrant around.
[21:44] Hort
    Oh.
[21:45] Hort
    What's that they're making?
[21:47] [Hearthful?]
    He says it's a trap to catch fish.
[21:50] [Hearthful?]
    He apparently worked at a workshop
    that made traps for hunting.
[21:54] Hort
    Did he say, "traps for hunting people"?
[21:58] [Hearthful?]
    Yes. First thing.
[22:02] [Hearthful?]
    Apparently he can't help but try to scare me.
[22:05] [Hearthful?]
    He's like a little kid.
[22:07] Laios
    Look, mister! I finished my trap!
[22:13] the Tyrant
    I'd say this looks pretty good.
[22:16] Laios
    Ms. Hearthful! I wanna go to the river!
[22:19] [Hearthful?]
    A fine idea. Why don't we all
    go there together tomorrow?
[22:23] Laios
    Yay!
[22:32] [Hearthful?]
    I suppose the idea of us going
    alone is still a little worrisome.
[22:36] [Hearthful?]
    Might I ask you to escort us?
[22:39] Hort
    O-Of course!
[22:41] Laios
    Are you coming, too, mister?
[22:42] the Tyrant
    Depends on the boss.
     I don't get to decide.
[22:46] Hort
    Of course you're coming, too!
[22:48] Hort
    Don't forget, you're my servant!
[22:52] the Tyrant
    Sure, sure.
[22:53] the Tyrant
    But are ya sure? You want a killer
    like me to be around kids?
[22:58] Hort
    Hey! Not in front of the children!
[23:01] Laios
    Mister, are you gonna kill us?
[23:04] the Tyrant
    Nah, I mean... I don't intend to.
[23:07] Laios
    Then it's fine for him to be
    around us. Right, everyone?
[23:11] Kids
    I agree!
[23:11] Kids
    Yeah!
[23:14] the Tyrant
    What're ya teaching these kids?
[23:17] [Hearthful?]
    As I told you.
[23:18] [Hearthful?]
    No resident of this village will fear you.
[23:22] [Hearthful?]
    If there isn't sufficient reason to fear,
[23:24] [Hearthful?]
    we won't be scared of anything.
[23:42] Kudo
    The transfer is postponed?
[23:47] [Kady?]
    Damn it!
[23:49] Kudo
    Hey.
[23:50] Kudo
    Come with me.
SIGN    Next Episode "Snack Time"
[23:55] Lilly
    Eating something yummy
    makes people feel better.
[23:58] Lilly
    So, I'm gonna make yummy food!
[24:01] Lilly
    Next episode: "Snack Time."
[24:03] Saybil
    Professor Los, you're awfully quiet.
[24:06] Los
    No comment. Wait for next week!

E10 - Snack Time

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[00:01] Kady
    You aren't gonna kill me?
[00:03] Kudo
    You aren't worth killing.
[00:07] Kady
    My name was supposed to go
    down in history for dying here.
[00:14] Kudo
    If you wanna go down in history,
    do it with great deeds. Not evil ones.
[00:18] Kady
    Fighting to eradicate evil is a great deed!
[00:24] Kudo
    And what is evil to you?
[00:27] Kudo
    What are your criteria?
[00:28] Kudo
    Who is it fine to kill?
[00:32] Kady
    Witches and beastfallen.
[00:34] Kudo
    How many witches
    and beastfallen do you know?
[00:40] Kady
    Hey! Where are we going?
[00:43] Kudo
    Follow me.
SIGN    Episode 10 Snack Time
[02:19] Kudo
    Oh? You aren't gonna eat?
[02:33] Lilly
    Wow! It's all gone!
[02:36] Lilly
    Tell me, tell me. Which dish was the best?
[02:39] Kady
    The best...? I don't know...
[02:43] Kady
    They were all great.
[02:46] Kudo
    This soup smelled awesome.
[02:49] Lilly
    What needed work?
[02:51] Kudo
    With the bitterness of this sauce,
[02:54] Kudo
    the priest'd probably say,
    "Is there poison in this?"
[02:58] Kady
    Do you always have such good food?
[03:01] Kudo
    On occasion, when the priest is away.
[03:04] Lilly
    Since he can't give empty compliments,
    he's a perfect taste tester!
[03:08] Kudo
    Don't tell the others.
[03:11] Kudo
    It's apparently a secret that she
    practices cooking for the priest.
[03:15] Lilly
    That's right.
[03:17] Kady
    Why did you bring me, then?
[03:20] Kudo
    It was unbelievably tasty, right?
[03:22] Kudo
    Even though you ate with a beastfallen.
[03:26] Kady
    Well, I mean...
[03:28] Kady
    Yeah...
[03:37] Kady
    Sh-She's a mouse?!
[03:39] Kady
    No way!
[03:41] Kady
    I ate food made by a mouse?
[03:43] Kudo
    You sure did!
[03:47] Lilly
    That's not nice!
[03:49] Lilly
    Um, I'm sorry.
[03:51] Lilly
    You can puke it up if you're grossed out!
[03:56] Kady
    That would... be a waste.
[03:59] Kudo
    Well, thanks for the meal.
[04:02] Lilly
    I'm sorry! I'm really sorry!
[04:09] Kady
    Um, you don't need to apologize.
[04:13] Kady
    Uh... It was better
    than anything I've ever eaten.
[04:19] Kady
    Thank you for the meal.
[04:23] Lilly
    Come back again sometime!
[04:26] Kudo
    It's pointless to try to escape.
[04:28] Kudo
    Just go to sleep.
[04:33] Kudo
    What's your name?
[04:36] Kady
    K-Kady.
[04:38] Kudo
    I'm Kudo.
[04:40] Kids
    That's a weird name.
[04:41] Kudo
    I'll knock your head off!
[04:47] Kady
    What a nice room...
[04:55] Kady
    I guess I ate too much.
[04:58] Kady
    It was all a lie.
[05:04] Saybil
    Verse one, Solm!
[05:07] Saybil
    Grant me power!
[05:09] Saybil
    My name is Saybil!
[05:13] Saybil
    Professor Zero taught me
    how to exert control.
[05:17] Hort
    Wow! How do you do that?
[05:19] Hort
    I wanna do it, too!
[05:21] Hort
    I'll give it a try!
[05:22] Los
    My, you can even change the shape.
[05:26] Hort
    Hey... This is pretty hard.
[05:30] Saybil
    Think of it like making certain parts dark.
[05:33] Hort
    Oh, I see.
[05:36] Hort
    Oh! I can do it! I'm gonna get it!
[05:39] Kudo
    This is... really tough!
[05:43] Hort
    Even though the spell
    is simple, this is difficult.
[05:45] Saybil
    I should have gone to
     Professor Zero sooner.
[05:49] Los
    Too tough for thee, eh, Kudo?
[05:53] Saybil
    Professor Los.
[05:54] Los
    What is it?
[05:55] Saybil
    I'd like to get your help
    with an experiment.
[05:58] Saybil
    It would be dangerous with people,
    so I'd like to use the Staff of Ludens.
[06:02] Los
    Very well!
[06:04] Los
    I am fond of the passion to improve!
[06:08] Saybil
    I also need to say something.
[06:10] Los
    I am in a fine mood today. Go ahead.
[06:16] Saybil
    I like you.
[06:19] Los
    Ver—
[06:24] Los
    A-Art thou trying to make me blush?
[06:26] Los
    I adore my students as well.
[06:29] Saybil
    No. I mean, like, I want to marry you.
[06:33] Saybil
    Like, I want to be your mate.
[06:38] Hort
    Hold on, Sayb!
[06:39] Hort
    Love is a negotiation!
[06:41] Hort
    You can't just push your side!
[06:42] Saybil
    Did I do it wrong?
[06:44] Hort
    It might have been a bit... alarming...
[06:49] Saybil
    I'm sorry, Professor Los.
    Forget this happened.
[06:52] Los
    How could I?!
[06:55] (Flashback) Church Official
    Stand up, Kady.
[06:57] (Flashback) Church Official
    Witches are not compassionate like us.
[07:01] (Flashback) Church Official
    Everything is the fault of witches.
[07:04] (Flashback) Church Official
    A witch brought the north to ruin.
[07:06] (Flashback) Church Official
    You all lost your families
    because of a witch.
[07:09] (Flashback) Church Official
    We must protect the south.
[07:27] (Flashback) Church Official
    Kill witches.
[07:29] (Flashback) Church Official
    Otherwise...
[07:30] (Flashback) Kids' Voices (Creepy/distorted)
    Kady! Kady!
[07:34] (Flashback) Kids' Voices (Creepy/distorted)
    Let's play!
[07:38] Kids' Voices (Normal)
    Kady! Kady!
[07:40] Kids' Voices (Normal)
    Let's play!
[07:40] Hort
    Kady!
[07:44] Hort
    Come catch fish with us at the river!
[07:47] Kady
    Fish?
[07:49] Children
    Fishies! Fishies!
[07:51] Children
    Our fondest wishie is to catch a fishie!
[07:55] Child
    I'm so excited!
[07:55] Hearthful
    We're almost at the river, everyone.
[07:59] the Tyrant
    Hey, face forward when you walk.
[08:02] Kady
    Traitor...
[08:03] Hort
    What?
[08:04] Kady
    I'm amazed you can act
    all buddy-buddy with him.
[08:08] Kady
    You actually trust a traitor?
[08:11] Kudo
    I don't trust anybody.
[08:14] Kudo
    Including her.
[08:16] Hort
    I was raised in the Church, too.
[08:19] Hort
    I'm sort of a traitor, as you put it.
[08:22] Kady
    What're you talking about?
[08:24] Hort
    It's not easy to get people to trust you.
[08:27] Hort
    I don't trust the Tyrant one bit, either.
[08:31] Hort
    Earning trust is a process!
[08:33] Hort
    You gotta make and keep promises!
[08:36] Hort
    So, Kady, promise us you won't harm
    people who lack that power to fight.
[08:42] Hort
    If you'll stick to that,
    we'll promise we won't kill you!
[08:52] Hort
    Now, let's go!
[08:53] Hort
    I hope we catch lots of fish!
[09:02] Saybil
    Good morning, Professor Los.
[09:09] Saybil
    That's a novel way of getting up.
[09:11] Saybil
    I brought some bread.
[09:13] Saybil
    Would you like some?
[09:14] Saybil
    Oh, I'll make some tea.
[09:19] Los
    No, no, 'tis strange!
[09:21] Los
    What's going on?
[09:23] Los
    Thou sure movest fast.
[09:26] Saybil
    I wanted to start my experiment ASAP.
[09:28] Saybil
    It's this.
[09:30] Los
    What is that? Oil?
[09:32] Saybil
    A magic potion.
[09:34] Los
    A magic potion?
[09:36] Saybil
    I made it based on a book
    I borrowed from Professor Zero.
[09:42] Saybil
    This book.
[09:44] Los
    The handwriting looks like
    the scratches of a strangled chicken.
[09:48] Saybil
    Oh? You can't read it?
[09:50] Los
    Honestly, how canst thou read it?
[09:53] Los
    The witch who wrote this has utterly
    no intention of letting others read it.
[09:57] Saybil
    Sorcerer.
[09:59] Saybil
    The person who wrote this book.
[10:01] Saybil
    It was the sorcerer Thirteen. My father.
[10:06] Los
    Thou knowest about that?
[10:08] Saybil
    Yes. I found out yesterday.
[10:10] Saybil
    That's not important, though.
[10:12] Los
    Not important?
[10:14] Saybil
    This book describes a way
    to infuse magic into a potion.
[10:19] Saybil
    I thought I could apply it to make
    a potion that supplies magical energy.
[10:24] Los
    Thus thou needest Ludens...
[10:27] Los
    Very well!
[10:33] Saybil
    Well?
[10:42] Los
    He seems happy.
[10:45] Los
    Ah, I see.
[10:47] Los
    He has more magic.
[10:49] Los
    About two mages' worth.
[10:52] Saybil
    Huh? That much?
[10:53] Saybil
    That's strange.
[10:55] Saybil
    I thought I held back quite a bit...
[10:58] Saybil
    Maybe I need to change the ingredients...
[11:01] Los
    Huh? Hey!
[11:02] Saybil
    I'll come again.
[11:04] Saybil
    Next time, I'll try making
    several kinds of potions.
[11:07] Los
    Thou wilt? Make sure to take breaks!
[11:11] ---
    I will.
[11:12] Saybil
    You show concern for all of us.
    That's something I like about you.
[11:16] Los
    W-W-Wai—Wha?
[11:19] Los
    What madest thou say that?
[11:20] Saybil
    Hort said I should tell you
    my reasons for liking you.
[11:25] Los
    Ah, hah...
[11:27] Los
    But then, does logic not dictate
    that thou shouldst like Hort,
[11:31] Los
    who shows tons of concern for others?
[11:34] Saybil
    True...
[11:36] Saybil
    Oh, I see.
[11:38] Saybil
    I also like how you test
    people like that, Professor Los.
[11:44] Saybil
    When I see you grinning like,
    "I got ya there," I feel goosebumps.
[11:51] Saybil
    I like that feeling.
[11:55] Los
    Fine. I get it!
[11:57] Los
    Just get going already!
[12:00] Saybil
    I'll be going, then.
[12:02] Saybil
    What will you do?
[12:03] Los
    I shall be monitoring the boy
    we captured yesterday.
[12:06] Saybil
    What? But Hort and the others said
    they're inviting him to the river.
[12:11] Los
    The river?
[12:18] (Flashback) The Tyrant's Father
    Hey!
[12:19] (Flashback) the Tyrant (young)
    Oh, Pops.
[12:21] (Flashback) the Tyrant (young)
    I've been making the trap
    you mentioned this morning.
[12:25] (Flashback) The Tyrant's Father
    Who said to make that?!
[12:27] (Flashback) the Tyrant (young)
    You did, Pop—
[12:29] (Flashback) The Tyrant's Father
    Quit foolin' around makin' crap!
[12:34] (Flashback) the Tyrant (young)
    But he told me to make it.
[12:39] (Flashback) the Tyrant (young)
    I don't get it.
[12:41] (Flashback) Nobleman
    I am told you have a talent for traps.
[12:44] (Flashback) Nobleman
    I have clever beasts disturbing my fields.
[12:47] (Flashback) Nobleman
    Make me a complex trap.
[12:50] (Flashback) Nobleman
    Complex enough to keep
    a human from getting out.
[12:53] (Flashback) the Tyrant (young man)
    Why come to me?
[12:55] (Flashback) Nobleman
    I can tell from your traps that
[12:58] (Flashback) Nobleman
    you are a heartless sort.
[13:03] (Flashback) Nobleman
    I release criminals in the forest.
[13:05] (Flashback) Nobleman
    I tell them they'll be acquitted
    if they can escape alive.
[13:09] (Flashback) Nobleman
    But since I started using
    your traps, we have had
[13:14] (Flashback) Nobleman
    not a single one escape.
[13:18] (Flashback) the Tyrant (young man)
    A frightened kid makes obvious moves.
[13:22] (Flashback) Nobleman
    I wish to make it more interesting.
[13:24] (Flashback) the Tyrant (young man)
    So you want to torment them longer?
[13:30] (Flashback) the Tyrant (young man)
    It's crystal clear.
[13:36] (Flashback) Priest
    The word is that you have
    a talent for traps.
[13:40] (Flashback) Priest
    Choose.
[13:42] (Flashback) Priest
    Die here or live in agony
    that makes you pray for death.
[14:00] (Flashback) the Tyrant
    It's crystal clear.
[14:04] Laios
    I caught one!
[14:05] Laios
    Look, I caught a fish, Mr. Tyrant!
[14:08] the Tyrant
    You didn't use your trap.
[14:11] Laios
    Because it's faster
    to grab it with my hands!
[14:13] the Tyrant
    These kids have so much freedom.
[14:15] Hearthful
    They really do.
[14:18] the Tyrant
    "Hearthful" is a northern name, isn't it?
[14:21] Hearthful
    Very knowledgeable of you.
[14:23] the Tyrant
    You came to a witch village even though
    a witch made your home unlivable?
[14:28] Hearthful
    Everyone asks that.
[14:32] the Tyrant
    And how do ya answer?
[14:34] Hearthful
    If a hunter killed one of my family
    members, I wouldn't hate all hunters.
[14:40] the Tyrant
    If a hunter killed their beloved child,
    anyone would hate the profession itself.
[14:47] Hearthful
    In the event a hunter killed my child,
    I am sure I would become a hunter.
[14:52] Hearthful
    And then I would think about how to hunt
    without accidentally killing children.
[14:59] Hearthful
    That is my nature.
[15:01] Hearthful
    It's how I was born and the way I was made.
[15:05] Laios
    Ms. Hearthful, c'mere!
[15:07] Hearthful
    I'm coming.
[15:14] the Tyrant
    The way you were born, eh?
[15:16] the Tyrant
    I see. Crystal clear.
[15:20] Hort
    Did you fall for her? For the teacher?
[15:24] the Tyrant
    Huh?
[15:25] the Tyrant
    Seeing someone perfectly put together
    like that lose it and scream...
[15:31] the Tyrant
    How do I put this...
[15:33] the Tyrant
    It gets me worked up.
[15:35] Hort
    I'm glad.
[15:38] Hort
    It looks like you'll be able to
    get along with everyone.
[15:49] Hearthful
    Kady, come join us—
[15:57] Hearthful
    Kudo! Something seems wrong with Kady!
[16:01] the Tyrant
    Get away from him!
[16:12] Kady (Stomach Voice)
    I'm hungry.
[16:14] Kady (Stomach Voice)
    I wanna eat... I wanna eat!
[16:36] Hort
    Ms. Hearthful, come to the riverbank!
[16:38] Hearthful
    Mr. Tyrant!
[16:43] Kudo
    Come on, Hort!
[16:46] Hort
    I'll put him to sleep!
[16:47] Hort
    Ravon Y Zaleik!
[16:49] Hort
    Beckon to slumber!
[16:50] Hort
    Chapter of Capture, verse two!
[16:53] Hort
    Culdesomn!
[16:55] Hort
    Grant me power!
[16:57] Hort
    My name is Hort!
[17:03] Kady (Stomach Voice)
    Hungry...
[17:06] Kudo
    It's not working!
[17:07] Hort
    I know!
[17:09] Hort
    I think Kady is probably unconscious!
[17:12] Kudo
    What the hell happened to him?
[17:15] the Tyrant
    A trap, I bet.
[17:17] Hort
    What do you mean, Mr. Know-It-All?
[17:20] the Tyrant
    That kid didn't bring just one
    Remnant of Disaster with him.
[17:27] the Tyrant
    Hort, you take the teacher
    and kids back to the village.
[17:30] the Tyrant
    I'll kill this thing.
[17:33] Hort
    Don't be ridiculous!
    You don't have a weapon right now!
[17:38] Hearthful
    Leave the children to me!
[17:41] Hearthful
    Come, children!
[17:42] Children
    Yes, ma'am.
[17:45] Hort
    Impressive...
[17:46] Kudo
    Hold out your arm, Tyrant. I'll heal you.
[17:49] Hort
    Wait, Kudo. Conserve your magic.
[17:54] Kady
    Time to dig in!
[17:58] Hort
    Tyrant, immobilize Kady!
[18:01] Kudo
    Don't let go, even if it kills you.
[18:03] Kudo
    It's all over if Hort's
    incantation is interrupted!
[18:06] the Tyrant
    Damn it!
[18:07] the Tyrant
    Wherever I go, I'm never
    leaving my weapon behind again!
[18:17] Hort
    Maelim Soh Heghans!
[18:19] Hort
    Gather, bricks of stone!
[18:22] Hort
    Spin a net, O grass and vines!
[18:27] Hort
    Close off heaven, earth, and the four winds!
[18:29] Hort
    O cradle, take the transgressor
    in your embrace!
[18:32] Hort
    Chapter of Capture, verse three!
[18:36] Hort
    Etorak!
[18:37] Hort
    Back away, Tyrant!
[18:39] Hort
    Grant me power!
[18:40] Hort
    My name is Hort!
[19:02] Hort
    He's sealed inside!
[19:12] Kady (Stomach Voice)
    I want food!
[19:14] Kady (Stomach Voice)
    I want food!
[19:23] the Tyrant
    Kill him, or we'll be wiped out!
[19:25] Kudo
    Just hold out!
[19:27] Kudo
    Once Kady's dead, I'll heal you!
[19:29] Kudo
    Hort!
[19:31] Hort
    But, Kudo...
[19:33] (Flashback) Hort
    We'll promise we won't kill you!
[19:38] Kudo
    I know.
[19:43] Kudo
    It won't just be you.
[19:45] Kudo
    We'll kill him together!
[19:51] Hort
    I only have enough magic
    for one cast of Flagis.
[19:54] Hort
    I'll go all out.
[20:04] Hort
    Bag Do Glaht!
[20:06] Hort
    Kalpa fire, come forth! Flare and blaze!
[20:10] the Tyrant
    You think you can take me out too
    by slowing the incantation!
[20:15] the Tyrant
    It's crystal clear.
[20:17] Hort
    Grant me power!
[20:19] Hort
    My name is Hort!
[20:34] Kudo
    Hold on, Tyrant!
[20:35] Kudo
    Chapter of Protection, final verse!
[20:38] Kudo
    Quaocul!
[20:39] Kudo
    Grant me power!
[20:41] Kudo
    My name is Kudo!
[21:06] Hort
    Kudo, look!
[21:12] Hort
    Get up, Tyrant!
[21:19] the Tyrant
    This ain't good. Run!
[21:22] the Tyrant
    Run away!
[21:24] the Tyrant
    I can't.
[21:26] the Tyrant
    I lost too much blood.
[21:28] the Tyrant
    I can't run.
[21:30] Kudo
    Quit complaining and suck it up!
[21:32] Hort
    If you die, we'll have
    healed you for nothing!
[21:36] Kudo
    Now stand up, old man!
[21:40] the Tyrant
    You idiots.
[21:49] Kudo
    Hey! What is it?
[21:56] the Tyrant
    Don't move! Keep your heads down!
[22:01] the Tyrant
    Here it comes!
[22:03] Los
    My dear Ludens,
[22:05] the Tyrant
    snack time!
[23:55] Hort
    If there were a single
    mastermind behind it all
SIGN    Next Episode "Determination to Kill"
[23:58] Hort
    and killing them would solve everything,
[24:01] Hort
    I'd go kill 'em right now.
[24:04] Hort
    Next episode: "Determination to Kill."
[24:06] Los
    My dear Ludens, say hello.

E11 - Determination to Kill

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[00:02] Hort
    If there were a single mastermind
    behind everything
[00:05] Hort
    and killing them would solve everything,
[00:08] Hort
    I'd go kill 'em right now.
[00:14] Hort
    We were powerless.
[00:16] Hort
    We had two mages and even an Arbiter,
[00:21] Hort
    and yet we still couldn't save him.
[00:23] Saybil
    I should have accompanied you...
[00:26] Kudo
    We won't get to work together forever.
[00:30] Kudo
    If Hort and I take your magic provision
    for granted, we'll be useless.
SIGN    Here lies Kady
[00:37] Kudo
    Ain't that right, Hort?
[00:43] Hort
    You shouldn't feel bad about that, Sayb.
[00:55] Kudo
    A dragon.
[00:57] Kudo
    It's the Dragon Conqueror King!
[01:09] Kudo
    Dragon Conqueror King.
[01:11] Dragon Conqueror King
    Ah, you three.
[01:13] Dragon Conqueror King
    You have orders to return to Wenias.
[01:16] Dragon Conqueror King
    Before long, this village
[01:17] Dragon Conqueror King
    will be a battlefield.
[02:51] Saybil
    What do you mean by "orders to return?"
SIGN    Episode 11 Determination to Kill
[02:54] Kudo
    What about what we want?
[02:55] Hort
    And what's this about a battlefield?
[02:58] Zero
    It is as you were told.
[03:00] Zero
    We cannot let students risk
    their lives on the battlefield.
[03:03] Kudo
    Don't choose now to start
    acting like a normal teacher!
[03:07] Kudo
    If there's gonna be a battle here,
    then you need all the help you can get!
[03:10] Hort
    That's right!
[03:12] Zero
    You have been given instructions.
[03:13] Zero
    Follow them, or you'll be expelled.
[03:16] Saybil
    Then I'll drop out.
[03:18] Hort
    Sayb?!
[03:19] Saybil
    But if I prove useful in battle,
[03:22] Saybil
    then please readmit me
    in recognition of my achievements.
[03:25] Zero
    Don't be ridiculous.
[03:27] Zero
    That's quite a farce.
[03:29] Saybil
    This war itself is a farce to begin with.
[03:33] Saybil
    Professor Los said that when mages
    are punched, they can't punch back.
[03:39] Saybil
    In that case, this war is a
    thoroughly defensive battle.
[03:43] Zero
    And?
[03:45] Saybil
    Professor Los said witches
    lay traps when they fight.
[03:48] Saybil
    In which case, we just need
    to lay traps that won't kill people.
[03:52] Saybil
    If we lay 100 traps that each
    incapacitate 10 people,
[03:55] Saybil
    we can bring a force of 1,000 to zero.
[03:57] Zero
    How will you make those traps?
[04:00] Zero
    To disable someone is far more
    difficult than to kill them.
[04:03] Saybil
    With magic potions.
[04:06] Zero
    You made one?
[04:07] Zero
    A potion that supplies magic?
[04:10] Saybil
    It's still unfinished,
[04:12] Saybil
    but I can perfect it with Hort and Kudo.
[04:16] Saybil
    And so, if we consult the Tyrant,
[04:19] Saybil
    we can reduce the casualties due to magic.
[04:24] Zero
    If you managed that, I'd have to
    graduate you, not expel you.
[04:32] Los
    A graduation exam is a fine idea!
[04:34] Los
    I am ever fond of innovative endeavors!
[04:39] Zero
    Dawn Witch, this is an Academy matter.
[04:42] Los
    If thou sendest the students back,
     I too shall leave!
[04:46] Los
    To me, this village's disappearance would
    hurt no more than the bite of a stray dog.
[04:51] Saybil
    That sounds pretty painful.
[04:54] Los
    Thou art right!
[04:55] Los
    I have taken a liking to this village!
[04:58] Los
    Let me protect it! Let me fight!
[05:01] Los
    Please! Please!
[05:03] Zero
    All right, Dawn Witch. Don't throw a fit.
[05:06] Zero
    I'll see what the
    Mooncaller Witch has to say.
[05:11] Hort
    Hooray!
[05:12] Los
    Ah, my heart is dancing!
[05:15] Los
    I shall thrust those bloodthirsty
    fighters into a farce
[05:19] Los
    and, in front of everyone, make them
    a century-long subject of mockery!
[05:32] Albus
    Great. That sounds fantastic!
[05:36] Albus
    Come. We have a grand performance to put on.
[05:39] Holdem
    This doesn't really change anything.
[05:42] Holdem
    You were planning from the beginning
    to conduct the fight so no one died.
[05:46] Holdem
    So? What flavor should it have?
[05:49] Albus
    Think about it from
    the audience's perspective.
[05:52] Albus
    Instead of just silently ignoring them,
[05:54] Albus
    it's more entertaining to tease
    the advance army and drive them away.
[05:58] Holdem
    Then it should really pop.
[06:01] Albus
    I'll leave the casting to you.
[06:03] Albus
    I need to arrange an audience for the show.
[06:10] Priest
    It's an odd feeling, isn't it?
[06:14] Priest
    To think former Arbiters would
    engage Church believers in battle.
[06:19] the Tyrant
    It's not like I was ever a believer.
[06:23] the Tyrant
    I was just on death row.
[06:26] Priest
    I hear you protected the children.
[06:30] Priest
    Loux Krystas gave me a report.
[06:34] Priest
    She said you're more
    compassionate than she thought.
[06:39] the Tyrant
    I just protected my owner, like a tool.
[06:42] Priest
    I see. You claim not to
    follow your own will.
[06:47] Priest
    And if the previous owner
    wishes to use the tool?
[06:52] the Tyrant
    The current owner will probably break it.
[06:56] Priest
    I am concerned
[06:58] Priest
    that the tool might suddenly break
    and injure the owner.
[07:03] the Tyrant
    Well, the owner decides how much
    faith to place in their tools.
[07:09] Priest
    And how does the owner do that?
[07:11] the Tyrant
    The only way is to try the tool out, right?
[07:13] Priest
    In a safe environment?
[07:16] the Tyrant
    That's what I would do.
[07:18] Priest
    Where are you going?
[07:19] the Tyrant
    The teacher called for me.
[07:21] Priest
    I see. It appears you've
    grown quite close with her.
[07:25] the Tyrant
    Giving a compliment wouldn't kill you.
[07:28] Priest
    Indeed, it is a joyous thing.
[07:32] Priest
    May the divine protect you.
[07:38] Hort
    Amazing!
[07:39] Hort
    This really does replenish magic!
[07:41] Hort
    This is amazing, Sayb!
[07:43] Hort
    So this is what you were making.
[07:46] Hort
    You weren't just staying away from us.
[07:49] Saybil
    What?
[07:50] Hort
    Uh, how did you make it?
[07:53] Saybil
    Well, in Professor Zero's library,
    there was a book my father wrote.
[07:58] Saybil
    I used that.
[07:59] Kudo and Hort
    What?!
[08:00] Kudo
    Y-Y-Yer pops was a sorcerer?!
[08:04] Saybil
    I'll tell you two this
    because I want you to know.
[08:07] Saybil
    My father
[08:09] Saybil
    is Thirteen.
[08:12] Hort
    Thirteen? He's... the bad guy
    who caused the war, right?
[08:17] Saybil
    Yeah.
[08:20] Kudo
    What the hell? It's like you're
    a chosen one or something!
[08:24] Kudo
    Of course you'd get special treatment!
[08:26] Kudo
    You all-talent, no-hard-work jerk!
[08:30] Saybil
    Hey!
[08:31] Saybil
    I'm working hard now, too.
[08:33] Saybil
    Fairly hard.
[08:35] Hort
    No...
[08:36] Hort
    Maybe more like finally working hard?
[08:40] Saybil
    Yeah, I'm finally working hard.
[08:45] Children
    Mr. Tyrant, thank you for saving us!
[08:52] Laios
    Okay, eat up! Enjoy them!
[08:55] Laios
    You don't look happy.
[08:57] Hearthful
    Goodness. Maybe it was a little
    early for something like this.
[09:00] Hearthful
    It seems as though Mr. Tyrant
    is so happy that he's stunned.
[09:04] Hearthful
    Go ahead, children.
    You can eat the treats now.
[09:08] Children
    Yes, Ms. Hearthful!
[09:10] Children
    It looks so good!
[09:12] Hearthful
    We all discussed how to thank you.
[09:16] the Tyrant
    Oh, you did...
[09:19] Hearthful
    I told them that Kady was receiving
    treatment in a bigger town.
[09:24] the Tyrant
    Oh, you did...
[09:26] Hearthful
    Are you going to try
    the treats the kids made?
[09:30] the Tyrant
    I don't—
[09:41] Hearthful
    Your mind seems elsewhere.
[09:44] Hearthful
    Would you like to talk to me about it?
[09:46] the Tyrant
    You can't help.
[09:48] Hearthful
    Don't say that. Try me.
[09:50] the Tyrant
    You'll regret it.
[09:52] Hearthful
    I prefer to take action and regret it,
    rather than do nothing and regret it.
[09:59] the Tyrant
    What will make you and
    the kids suffer, cry, and scream?
[10:05] the Tyrant
    It's constantly on my mind.
[10:08] the Tyrant
    Will you tell me, Teach?
[10:12] Hearthful
    Are you...
[10:14] Hearthful
    saying you like me?
[10:18] the Tyrant
    Wha—
[10:19] the Tyrant
    What?!
[10:20] Hearthful
    It's okay. Don't be afraid.
[10:23] Hearthful
    It's the same for everyone in the village.
[10:25] Hearthful
    When they gain something precious,
    they imagine the moment it's destroyed,
[10:31] Hearthful
    so they can find a way to protect it.
[10:34] the Tyrant
    To protect it?
[10:36] Hearthful
    Thank you.
[10:37] Hearthful
    You're trying to protect us, aren't you.
[10:56] Hort
    You...
[10:59] Hort
    ...are just a tool, with no
    will of your own, right?
[11:04] Hort
    You know, I'm not a big fan of Ms. Hearthful.
[11:09] the Tyrant
    I don't know what the Mask said to you,
[11:12] the Tyrant
    but I'll cut to the chase.
[11:20] the Tyrant
    I could do it.
[11:23] Hort
    What, so you're saying you could
    even kill the person you fell for
[11:27] Hort
    if you were ordered to?
[11:29] the Tyrant
    That's how I was trained.
[11:31] Hort
    Your tortured face suggests otherwise.
[11:33] the Tyrant
    Test me, then, if you have doubts.
[11:37] Hort
    I just figured I'd torment you a little.
[11:43] Hort
    Sayb is relying on your traps,
[11:47] Hort
    to use in combination with his potions.
[11:49] Hort
    But you see,
[11:51] Hort
    that means your traps are
    a cornerstone of the plan, doesn't it?
[11:55] Hort
    Frankly, I really don't like that,
[11:57] Hort
    but I couldn't oppose it.
[12:01] Hort
    Even human scum like you can protect people
    when their lives are suddenly in danger.
[12:07] Hort
    You see, that really mixed things up for me.
[12:11] Hort
    If you have feelings like a person,
[12:14] Hort
    then more and more people
    will become important to you.
[12:17] Hort
    If so, you'll suffer your whole life
    under the weight of everything you took.
[12:24] Hort
    That'll be so very sad for you!
[12:29] Hort
    If living will make you suffer,
    then keeping you alive is worth it.
[12:33] Hort
    And so, I won't kill you.
[12:35] Hort
    I'll even watch your back.
[12:39] Hort
    Bye.
[13:00] Los
    So? Didst thou give her
    the idea for all that?
[13:04] Priest
    I was certain that you had
    given her the idea.
[13:07] Los
    Do proper maintenance,
    entertain good doubts, then trust.
[13:13] Los
    No wonder Sayb and Kudo
    can be so carefree right now.
[13:16] Priest
    Indeed. They are very observant.
[13:19] Los
    Just like thee, eh?
[13:21] Priest
    They'd be upset if you told them that.
[13:25] Los
    Oh? I would take it as a compliment.
[13:32] Los
    I guess he really is
    the right man for the job.
[13:35] Mercenary
    It makes you want to call him "boss."
[13:37] Villager
    Hey, boss, I have a question
    about this part of the blueprint.
[13:40] the Tyrant
    Do that to the west.
[13:43] Los
    They're already calling him that.
[13:45] Hort
    So,
[13:46] Hort
    why don't we target the Flagis spell
    at only their equipment?
[13:50] Kudo
    It's threatening enough.
[13:51] Kudo
    The most effective thing is to heavily
    injure them and then heal them.
[13:55] Saybil
    But won't that turn into
    a massacre if it goes wrong?
[13:58] Hort
    Hmm. How about...
[14:01] Zero
    Hold on, students.
[14:03] Zero
    If we add another method
    of combined magic...
[14:07] Mercenary
    They're really into this.
[14:09] Los
    What? Art thou not?
[14:11] Mercenary
    We can only hope our opponents are weak.
[14:15] Mercenary
    If the odds turn against us,
    we won't have the luxury of not killing.
[14:19] Priest
    They are exceedingly weak.
[14:22] Priest
    Farmers, poor people, the down
    and out. About 10,000 in total.
[14:26] Los
    Ten thousand?!
[14:27] Los
    'Tis quite the number.
[14:29] Mercenary
    Killing people like that
    would make us the bad guys.
[14:33] Priest
    That is no doubt their aim.
[14:35] Lilly
    There you are!
[14:37] Lilly
    There's food prep to do!
[14:40] Mercenary
    Right, of course. I'm coming.
[14:43] Priest
    Lilly, tonight the Dragon Conqueror King
    is going to take the villagers
[14:47] Priest
    and fly them to Loutra Cathedral.
[14:49] Priest
    You leave the village with them.
[14:53] Lilly
    Uh-Uh!
[14:54] Priest
    Excuse me?
[14:54] Lilly
    I'm really strong.
[14:57] Lilly
    I'm gonna fight with you and protect you!
[15:00] Lilly
    Aren't I?
[15:02] Mercenary
    You certainly are.
    You're stronger than me, after all.
[15:05] Los
    What's this?
[15:07] Los
    This cute little mouse girl is that strong?
[15:12] Los
    Thou art like me!
[15:16] Los
    Even softer than I imagined!
[15:18] Los
    Priest, you scoundrel.
[15:20] Los
    Thou art fully appreciating such
    a wonderful creature every day?
[15:24] Los
    How darest thou?
[15:25] Priest
    I am not.
[15:26] Priest
    You're making her uncomfortable.
[15:28] Priest
    I'm separating you.
[15:30] Mercenary
    Oh, you aren't? I always assumed you—
[15:36] Lilly
    You big dummy!
[15:38] Lilly
    I hate you!
[15:40] Mercenary
    Wait!
[15:42] Priest
    Lilly, come back!
[15:43] Los
    'Tis futile.
[15:44] Los
    This farce will go down in history.
[15:47] Los
    'Twould be sad to leave someone
    who wishes to participate out.
[15:51] Priest
    She has no such wish.
[15:55] Los
    What does she have, then?
[15:57] Priest
    Wouldn't it be love for me?
[16:00] Priest
    What is wrong?
[16:02] Los
    I was stunned by that extreme confidence!
[16:04] Los
    But on to a more important matter.
[16:08] Los
    This is the Remnant of Disaster
    that ate through Kady's stomach.
[16:12] Los
    This is just a model.
[16:14] Los
    If I had not exterminated it,
[16:17] Los
    it would have spread out infinitely
    from the village and devoured the populace.
[16:22] Los
    Which raises a question.
[16:25] Priest
    A question?
[16:27] Los
    Did the Church extremists intend to take
    themselves out along with the witches?
[16:32] Priest
    No one is foolish enough to spread a plague
    without first preparing a cure.
[16:38] Los
    And supposing that the upper
    echelons of the Church,
[16:41] Los
    perhaps not even the bishops,
    know how to deal with this?
[16:45] Priest
    Then whoever knows how to stop it
    is the one who spread it.
[16:52] Los
    The dragon is flying
    to Loutra Cathedral tonight, yes?
[16:55] Los
    Might there be a seat reserved for me?
[16:59] Eudorite
    Don't dispatch the troops?!
[17:01] Eudorite
    Are you telling the Church & Mage Knights
    to ignore this oppression of witches?
[17:06] Holdem
    Calm down.
[17:08] Holdem
    They won't be fighting,
    but we will send troops.
[17:11] Eudorite
    What do you mean?
[17:13] Holdem
    We'll be taking care of those
    who flee the witch village.
[17:20] Holdem
    We'll treat their injuries, feed them,
    and let them listen to the band.
[17:26] Holdem
    They're idiots whipped up by simplistic
    speeches claiming "witches are all bad."
[17:32] Holdem
    If we treat them well,
    they'll be on our side.
[17:35] Eudorite
    But then...
[17:37] Eudorite
    This will wind up requiring even more
    soldiers than if we annihilated them.
[17:41] Holdem
    Yes. Which is why I ask you, Knight Captain.
[17:46] Holdem
    How many can you get?
[17:48] Cal
    Ria, a request from the Church & Mage
    Knights to dispatch the Magic Medic Unit.
[17:54] Faeria
    Church extremists are marching
    against Zero and Mercenary's village
[17:58] Faeria
    with a force 10,000 strong.
[18:00] Faeria
    How awful.
[18:02] Faeria
    Those 10,000 people are going to die.
[18:05] Cal
    Yeah, they don't do well with holding back.
[18:08] Faeria
    Will things be okay if I leave a single
    medic here as a proxy in my absence?
[18:12] Cal
    We have so many more magic medics now,
[18:15] Cal
    you could even abdicate your
    position as Saint if you'd like.
[18:20] Faeria
    Hey! Don't rib me like that!
[18:23] Faeria
    From Faeria, the Ruler
    of the Holy City Acdios.
[18:26] Faeria
    An emergency message to Torres,
    Head of State of the Creon Republic.
[18:33] Torres
    Fantastic!
[18:34] Torres
    A fantastic venture!
[18:36] Torres
    I have always thought
    that war ought to be conducted
[18:39] Torres
    through a game played on a board.
[18:41] Torres
    But to conduct that game
     on the battlefield...!
[18:45] Albus
    Ow. Not so hard, Torres.
[18:48] Torres
    Now, about that Remnant of Disaster
    from your report the other day.
[18:54] Torres
    We have determined where it came from.
[18:56] Albus
    Really?
[18:57] Torres
    Indeed!
[19:00] Torres
    It started with a noble
    who loved stories of adventure.
[19:03] Torres
    He hired troops, marched to the north,
    and then lost half his troops in a day.
[19:10] Torres
    In the bodies they managed to bring back,
    Remnant of Disaster seeds were found.
[19:16] Albus
    So, the noble went crying to the Church,
[19:18] Albus
    which took them and secretly
    passed them to the extremists.
[19:21] Albus
    Which means...
[19:23] Albus
    a great number of Remnants
    of Disaster could still appear.
[19:28] Torres
    Take this.
[19:31] Torres
    The noble brought back roughly
    500 bodies from the north.
[19:36] Torres
    Supposing they all contained
    Remnants of Disaster,
[19:42] Torres
    when and where would they use them?
[19:46] Albus
    We may have been underestimating them.
[19:48] Cal
    Albus! I didn't know you were here.
[19:52] Cal
    Torres, I brought an emergency
    message from Ria.
[19:55] Cal
    Here it is.
[19:56] Albus
    Cal! Perfect timing!
[19:58] Albus
    Could you fly north right now
    and call back the Mage Commander?
[20:02] Cal
    The north?!
[20:04] Cal
    Ask the Dragon Conqueror King!
    I still wanna live!
[20:07] Albus
    Don't worry! You'll be fine.
[20:09] Albus
    The Commander will make sure to protect you.
[20:13] Albus
    Go as fast as possible! Right now!
[20:15] Torres
    How merciless...
[20:17] Albus
    Well, Torres, you gather the audience.
[20:21] Albus
    I need to return to
    the academy and inform Zero.
[20:26] Laios
    Sayb.
[20:30] Saybil
    Uls. Laios.
[20:32] Laios
    I'm leaving the village tomorrow,
    even though I actually wanna stay and fight.
[20:37] Laios
    But since I'm still a kid...
[20:40] Saybil
    Of course.
[20:42] Laios
    But I'll grow up and come
    back as fast as I can!
[20:47] Saybil
    I'll be waiting, for when
    you come back as an adult.
[20:51] Laios
    Make sure you hold out until I come back.
[20:56] Mercenary
    The outcome of war is largely
    determined by preparation.
[21:00] Mercenary
    How many troops you've mustered.
    How strong a fortress you've built.
[21:05] Mercenary
    The other side has made
    preparations to kill us.
[21:07] Hort
    Ready!
[21:09] Mercenary
    But we've been preparing to not kill them.
[21:14] Mercenary
    If we fail, we'll end up killing people.
[21:20] Saybil
    Professor Zero, if I may.
[21:27] Zero
    Young man, what are you doing?
[21:30] Saybil
    This is the most rational move.
[21:32] Saybil
    You have an obligation
[21:33] Saybil
    to do everything in your power to protect
    our futures and the future of mages.
[21:38] Saybil
    As such, even if my
    individual future is ruined...
[21:42] Hort
    Sayb!
[21:50] Zero
    How much magical energy to give me
    is your decision, young man.
[21:56] Zero
    I shall accept it.
[21:59] Saybil
    I'm going full throttle.
[22:14] Zero
    Ludicrous! Just how far does it go?
[22:25] Saybil
    P-Professor Zero?
[22:27] Zero
    Do you... feel okay?
[22:30] Saybil
    I feel a little lighter.
[22:33] Saybil
    So this is what it feels like
    to have less magic.
[22:37] Zero
    I was underestimating you...
[22:41] Zero
    You will one day make a name
    for yourself as a sorcerer.
[22:45] Zero
    Just as I am known as the Mud-Black Witch,
[22:47] Zero
    and Albus is known as the Mooncaller...
[22:50] Zero
    The Abyss Sorcerer.
[22:52] Zero
    When someone eventually
    inquires for your name,
[22:57] Zero
    that is what I shall call you.
[23:00] Saybil
    Um... I...
[23:03] Kudo
    Loosen up! Stand tall and proud!
[23:06] Hort
    You don't need to be anxious!
[23:08] Hort
    It's for after you've accomplished
    something so great people ask who you are!
[23:12] Kudo
    That's right.
[23:13] Zero
    And if you mess up in this war,
[23:15] Zero
    then all three of you
    will be expelled together.
[23:17] Saybil; Kudo; and Hort
    What?!
[23:27] Los
    A demon-possessed, huh?
[23:30] Los
    Looks like they're not quite
    as ragtag as we expected.
[23:37] Los
    Witness, my friend.
[23:41] Los
    Thou, too, wilt surely
    appreciate this farce.
[23:48] Los
    My dear Ludens,
[23:52] Los
    say hello!
[23:55] Los
    What dost thou think is required
    to beat an enemy without killing them?
SIGN    Next Episode
     "The Beginning of the Adventure"
[24:00] Los
    'Tis overwhelming superiority.
[24:03] Los
    Next episode: "The Beginning of the Adventure."
[24:05] Los
    Very well!
[24:06] Los
    You will bring those words
    to my lips, won't you?

E12 - The Beginning of the Adventure

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[00:06] Company Leader
    Do you think it's true, sir?
[00:08] Company Leader
    That if we kill the head witch,
    we'll be given land from the village?
[00:14] Commander A
    What is it?
[00:17] Commander A
    A... A rat?
[00:19] Soldiers
    Wh-What's going on?
[00:22] Soldiers
    Rats!
[00:23] Soldiers
    They're huge!
[00:27] Commander A
    We're changing our route!
[00:28] Commander A
    Right! Circle to the right!
[00:33] Commander A
    Are the troops in the rear still with us?
[00:49] Soldiers
    What?
[00:51] Soldiers
    My hands!
[00:53] Soldiers
    My legs!
[00:54] Soldiers
    What even happened?
[00:55] Soldiers
    What's going on?
[00:56] Commander A
    This is absurd...
[01:11] Company Leader
    Commander! Look!
SIGN    Boo! Did we startle you?
[01:37] Commander B
    Wh-What?!
[01:39] Soldiers
    What happened?
[01:40] Soldiers
    What on earth was that?
[01:41] Soldiers
    Was that magic?
[01:44] Soldiers
    This is what witches can do?
[01:46] Commander B
    We're being toyed with?
[01:50] Commander B
    Retreat.
[01:51] Soldier D
    Sir?
[01:53] Commander B
    We're lucky to have our lives.
[01:55] Commander B
    The witches just showed us mercy.
[02:14] Zero
    Now, then, this is the current situation.
[02:17] Zero
    In part because of the students' traps,
    the 10,000 foot soldiers have been routed.
[02:24] Hort
    All right!
[02:26] Zero
    One company, however, has skillfully
    avoided the traps and continues its advance,
[02:32] Zero
    nevertheless.
[02:34] Mercenary
    The beastfallen mercenary group, eh?
[02:37] Zero
    What's more, in all likelihood,
    a demon-possessed is among them.
[02:41] Saybil
    Are demon-possessed strong?
[02:44] Zero
    They are beastfallen that can use certain
    magic infinitely and without incantation.
[02:51] Priest
    Good grief.
[02:52] Priest
    That is generally not a foe one
    should fight in small numbers.
[02:57] Mercenary
    If you're scared, ya coulda
    evacuated with the villagers.
[03:01] Priest
    I reflexively stayed out
    of concern for my frien—
[03:09] Priest
    Lilly!
[03:10] Priest
    You fool!
[03:12] Hort
    Professor Zero!
[03:14] Zero
    The start of the battle has been signaled.
[03:17] Zero
    Steel your resolve!
[03:21] Beastfallen D
    Boss! I caught her alive.
SIGN    Episode 12 The Beginning of the Adventure
[03:24] Beastfallen D
    Now what?
[03:25] Boss (Demon-possessed)
    We take her to the village
    and eat her in front of them.
[03:29] Boss (Demon-possessed)
    It will be more entertaining
    that killing her here.
[03:34] Beastfallen D
    I like it!
[03:35] Beastfallen D
    Did ya hear that, mouse?
[03:37] Beastfallen D
    I can't wait—
[03:41] Beastfallen Mercs
    What was that?
[03:42] Beastfallen Mercs
    Where'd it come from?
[03:43] Beastfallen Mercs
    How?
[03:51] Boss (Demon-possessed)
    Killing you or keeping you alive...
[03:53] Boss (Demon-possessed)
    Which will make them fight harder?
[03:57] Lilly
    K-Killing me!
[04:00] Boss (Demon-possessed)
    Okay. In that case...
[04:13] Lilly
    Father!
[04:14] Priest
    Never say that again!
[04:16] Priest
    Never say you should be killed!
[04:19] Boss (Demon-possessed)
    It's not regenerating.
[04:21] Priest
    My weapon carries a witch curse
    and Church consecration.
[04:25] Priest
    It should prove effective
    against a demon-possessed.
[04:28] Boss (Demon-possessed)
    Hmm... That hurts.
[04:45] Lilly
    Father, his arm is back!
[04:48] Priest
    I can tell that much even without seeing it.
[04:50] Priest
    Stay quiet, or you'll die.
[04:59] Mercenary
    Oops.
[05:02] Mercenary
    My bad. I got some on you.
[05:03] Mercenary
    So this guy's the demon-possessed?
[05:10] Boss (Demon-possessed)
    This is getting slightly interesting.
[05:21] Lilly
    They're all coming back to life!
[05:28] Priest
    Lilly, hide in the treetops.
[05:29] Lilly
    Y-Yes, Father!
[05:33] Priest
    It's true that I am not strong,
[05:37] Priest
    but I cannot stand being taken lightly.
[05:40] Mercenary
    Uh-oh, now he's mad.
[05:44] Mercenary
    I'll take the demon-possessed.
    I'll let you have the rest.
[05:47] Mercenary
    Let's get started.
[06:07] Beastfallen A
    What?!
[06:15] the Tyrant
    You fell right into it!
[06:17] the Tyrant
    It was basically a kid's trap.
[06:20] Beastfallen A
    Tyrant, you bastard! You betrayed us?!
[06:26] Beastfallen A
    They're using magic!
[06:31] Beastfallen A
    Kill those three!
[06:40] Beastfallen A
    Spread out!
[06:42] Beastfallen A
    There are only four of 'em! We can
    overwhelm them with our numbers!
[06:47] Zero
    Are you certain about that?
[06:49] Zero
    At a rough glance,
[06:51] Zero
    I'd say the horned girl made 30,
    the lizard made 10,
[06:54] Zero
    and the young man made five.
[06:57] Zero
    What matters most is not how many
    you create, but how many hit.
[07:05] Beastfallen A
    Wh-What was that?!
[07:07] Beastfallen A
    Run!
[07:07] Zero
    Aim carefully, students.
[07:11] Hort
    Zahard Rohud!
[07:12] Hort
    Run my quarry through!
[07:14] Hort
    Chapter of Hunting, verse two!
[07:17] Hort
    Steim!
[07:18] Hort; Kudo; and Saybil
    Grant me power!
[07:29] Hort
    We're not hitting as many
    as I thought we would.
[07:31] Kudo
    Because they took shelter,
    using trees and boulders as shields.
[07:36] Zero
    Your opponents are experienced warriors.
    What is your next move?
[07:40] Beastfallen G
    Damn it! Those brats!
[07:42] Beastfallen B
    Kill 'em!
[07:46] the Tyrant
    Take this!
[07:56] the Tyrant
    Hey! One's headed your way!
[07:59] Beastfallen B
    Ha-hah!
[08:01] Hort
    Sayb!
[08:02] Saybil
    Don't worry. I've got this.
[08:13] Hort
    Wow, Sayb! A new move!
[08:15] Kudo
    D-Don't accidentally touch me, dude!
[08:18] Hort
    Then I'll bring out my trump card!
[08:27] Hort
    Ta-dah!
[08:28] Hort
    A no-incantation Flagis
    with ultra-precise targeting!
[08:40] Hort
    Oh, snap...
[08:41] Hort
    I-I overdid it, a little.
[08:44] Kudo
    I swear...
[08:45] Kudo
    I've got it.
[08:57] Zero
    Now,
[08:58] Zero
    tell me, beastfallen soldiers.
[09:00] Zero
    What is your next move?
[09:19] Hort
    What was that all of a sudden?
[09:27] Kudo
    You okay, old man?
[09:29] Mercenary
    Who're ya callin' old man?
    I'll wring your neck!
[09:36] Mercenary
    You piece of shit!
[09:45] Mercenary
    It's no use. I can't kill him dead.
[09:51] Mercenary
    Damn.
[09:52] Mercenary
    Sorry, Witch! Give me a little help!
[09:56] Zero
    I shall handle it.
[09:57] Zero
    I am in top form now, after all.
[09:59] Zero
    Students, I shall set a bad example for you.
[10:04] Zero
    Mercenary, on my signal,
[10:06] Zero
    retreat outside the wall.
[10:08] Mercenary
    H-Hey! I didn't ask you to go that far!
[10:13] Zero
    Ard Gehrd In De Cor Dia Zea.
[10:19] Zero
    In the name of the King of Despair who leered
    from the crossroads of desire and longing,
[10:24] Zero
    come forth from the mud-black
    abyss, O Gate of Decay!
[10:29] Zero
    Servants of strife bound
    by contract of blood and flesh,
[10:34] Zero
    Descend on this fool's wild banquet and feast!
[10:37] Zero
    Get back, Mercenary!
[10:39] Mercenary
    You got it!
[11:00] Zero
    Forbidden Chapter, final page!
[11:02] Zero
    Segtor Medis!
[11:04] Zero
    Grant me power, for I am Zero!
[11:20] Zero
    Arisen dead,
[11:22] Zero
    it's mealtime!
[11:54] Hort
    Is this magic, too?
[11:56] Zero
    If an outstanding mage
    goes down the wrong path,
[11:59] Zero
    they could easily bring the world to ruin.
[12:02] Zero
    So...
[12:04] Zero
    Don't go astray.
[12:08] Zero
    It would take a bit of work to vanquish you.
[12:19] Torres
    My, how delightful!
[12:21] Torres
    If it's a show like this, I would
    welcome one every year!
[12:27] Albus
    This is pretty expensive,
    so I'd rather it not be every year.
[12:31] Torres
    You have the VIPs of the Seven Great
    Cathedrals here to observe these exercises?
[12:35] Albus
    Yep. All of them.
[12:37] Torres
    And the culprit?
[12:38] Albus
    We've identified him.
[12:39] Albus
    All that's left is to create
    irrefutable circumstantial evidence
[12:43] Albus
    in front of the largest audience possible.
[12:45] Torres
    If it wouldn't be a problem,
    might I hazard a guess?
[12:48] Holdem
    Hey! You're too close to her!
[12:53] Albus
    Bingo. You've—
[12:56] Albus
    Something's coming.
[13:07] Albus
    Remnants of Disaster!
[13:09] Albus
    Those vermin eat people!
[13:11] Torres
    Protect the Bishops!
[13:13] Albus
    Mage Commander Amnir!
[13:16] Amnir
    Mages!
[13:17] Amnir
    Prepare to cast Firam!
[13:19] Amnir
    Reduce the foes before us to ash!
[13:21] Raul
    Princess,
[13:23] Raul
    I believe you have already
    noticed, but isn't that...
[13:30] Amnir
    Bag Do Wal Fel Do Al!
[13:33] Amnir
    O great serpent that slumbers in inferno!
[13:36] Amnir
    Awaken from the cradle of
    assembled hellfire and incinerate!
[13:40] Amnir
    Chapter of Harvest, page seven!
[13:42] Amnir
    Firam!
[13:44] Amnir
    Grant me power!
[13:54] Amnir
    What?
[14:00] Raul
    Yeah. As I thought.
[14:02] Amnir
    Raul!
[14:18] [Bishop Ideamor]
    Gather near me, all of you!
[14:24] [Bishop Ideamor]
    If you come near me, you'll be safe. Come!
[14:28] Albus
    Bishop Ideamor,
    Your Excellency, what is this?
[14:31] [Bishop Ideamor]
    Chief Mage Albus...
[14:34] [Bishop Ideamor]
    It appears the witch
    of the village you trusted
[14:36] [Bishop Ideamor]
    is willing to produce great casualties
    to protect her village.
[14:42] [Bishop Ideamor]
    I harbored suspicions from the beginning.
[14:45] [Bishop Ideamor]
    Therefore I prepared a countermeasure.
[14:48] Albus
    A countermeasure?
[14:49] Torres
    You know of a way to repel
    these foul creatures?
[14:53] Torres
    Why did you not speak up earlier?
[14:56] [Bishop Ideamor]
    I wanted to believe...
[14:59] [Bishop Ideamor]
    In the goodness of the village witch,
[15:01] [Bishop Ideamor]
    as well as the ability
    of Wenias's Chief Mage.
[15:08] [Bishop Ideamor]
    Unfortunately, this is the reality.
[15:10] [Bishop Ideamor]
    Now do come to my side, Mr. Torres.
[15:13] [Bishop Ideamor]
    The ward's effects do not extend
    beyond my reach, at best.
[15:18] Albus
    You know,
[15:20] Albus
    you can't create a ward without
    knowing the name of the foe's demon.
[15:25] Albus
    Bishop Ideamor, Your Excellency,
[15:27] Albus
    how do you possess knowledge of which demon
[15:30] Albus
    is the source of that Remnant of Disaster?
[15:34] Albus
    Please do explain.
[15:37] Albus
    Because a noble's private
    soldiers discovered it
[15:40] Albus
    and "certain Church extremists"
    had secreted it away,
[15:44] Albus
    none of the other bishops
    had seen it before.
[15:47] Albus
    So how did Your Excellency prepare a ward
[15:50] Albus
    against that Remnant
    of Disaster ahead of time?
[15:55] Bishop of Loutra Cathedral
    Bishop Ideamor...
[15:58] [Bishop Ideamor]
    No... I...
[16:04] [Bishop Ideamor]
    They're here! The R-Remnant of Disaster!
[16:12] [Bishop Ideamor]
    How can this be?
[16:14] [Bishop Ideamor]
    I am in possession of a ward!
[16:16] [Bishop Ideamor]
    Why isn't it working? My ward!
[16:19] [Bishop Ideamor]
    My ward!
[16:33] Los
    Boo!
[16:35] Los
    Did I startle thee?
[16:42] Torres
    A powerful performance!
[16:44] Torres
    I nearly believed a swarm of Remnants
    of Disaster had actually rushed in!
[16:53] Los
    Once the curtain rises,
    even if the start time is far off,
[16:57] Los
    performers will naturally appear.
[16:59] Los
    Thy performance was quite fine,
[17:02] Los
    comical as it was.
[17:04] [Bishop Ideamor]
    Wh-What are you talking about?
[17:07] Los
    I am fond of humans' flexibility
    to correct the error of their ways.
[17:11] Los
    I shan't kill thee.
[17:13] Los
    Shouldst thou demonstrate obedience,
[17:15] Los
    thou mayest keep thy
    position as bishop as well.
[17:19] Los
    As I thought, you rigged your peasant
    soldiers with Remnants of Disaster, too...
[17:25] Los
    knowing that if those
    who fled turned into monsters,
[17:28] Los
    thou couldst blame it on the witches.
[17:32] Los
    Thy influence shall prove useful
    in stopping the south's witch hunts.
[17:37] Los
    However...
[17:40] [Bishop Ideamor]
    Th-That's...
[17:43] Los
    My dear Ludens left this thing
    that was in Kady's stomach uneaten.
[17:48] [Bishop Ideamor]
    Kady?
[17:51] Los
    Eat it.
[17:52] [Bishop Ideamor]
    What?!
[17:53] Los
    Go on.
[17:54] [Bishop Ideamor]
    I-I can't!
[17:55] Los
    Why not?
[17:56] Los
    Didst thou not feed this
    to people seeking salvation?
[18:01] Los
    Telling them it was a "divine blessing"?
[18:05] Los
    Eat it. That is necessary to forgiving thee.
[18:09] Priest
    P-P-Please, sp-spare—
[18:12] Los
    Here!
[18:14] Los
    Swallow it.
[18:15] Los
    One nice gulp.
[18:21] Los
    Very well! Forgiven!
[18:30] Woman 1
    They gathered 10,000 people
    and couldn't subdue one village?
[18:35] Woman 1
    Pathetic!
[18:36] Man 1
    The witches didn't inflict a single casualty.
[18:39] Man 1
    How compassionate of them!
[18:41] Woman 2
    I heard those scoundrels brought
    a Remnant of Disaster down from the north.
[18:47] Saybil
    The large-scale military action
    the anti-witch faction took
[18:52] Saybil
    ended as an amusing farce to be
    passed down through generations.
[19:00] Albus
    Well, everything worked out!
[19:02] Albus
    What's the saying:
    "After rain comes fair weather"?
[19:05] Albus
    All three of you truly performed admirably!
[19:10] Albus
    Now, as for the reason
    I summoned you three here...
[19:15] Albus
    Ta-dah! Your diplomas!
[19:18] Albus
    Whoo!
[19:22] Albus
    Congratulations!
[19:26] Albus
    Huh?
[19:26] Albus
    Why don't you look happy?
[19:28] Saybil
    We thought we might be getting tested again.
[19:31] Hort
    And that we'd fail if we were
    too happy about it.
[19:34] Kudo
    Yup.
[19:35] Albus
    Oh, Holdem!
[19:38] Albus
    The students have lost
    their capacity to trust!
[19:42] Holdem
    You're the reason they lost it, my lady.
[19:45] Hort
    Hey, Headmaster.
[19:47] Hort
    Now that we've graduated,
    you'll help find us a job, right?
[19:52] Albus
    Oh? You're interested?
[19:54] Hort
    I am!
[19:56] Kudo
    I wanna enlist with
    the Church & Mage Knights.
[19:59] Saybil
    I think I'd like to research
    magic a little more.
[20:03] Albus
    What if I told you I had
    the perfect jobs for you?
[20:10] Saybil
    And so the three of us returned
    to field program village to gather our things.
[20:19] Zero
    Go ahead. Take it.
[20:21] Zero
    The book is yours.
[20:24] Saybil
    But... to you, this is a memento
    of your brother, isn't it?
[20:29] Zero
    It's also a memento of your father.
[20:32] Zero
    Besides, I never managed to decipher it.
[20:36] Saybil
    Um, at the end it says, "To my brethren."
[20:41] Saybil
    That means you, right, Professor Zero?
[20:45] Zero
    My brother was always a little bothersome.
[20:48] Saybil
    Not that. The numbers.
[20:50] Saybil
    Look at the numbers for the allotments
    for the potions in the book.
[20:54] Saybil
    Turn "13" to "0."
[20:56] Saybil
    If you do...
[20:59] Saybil
    The allotments on every page change, see?
[21:03] Zero
    Ridiculous! It was that simple?
[21:06] Saybil
    It's simple, but it's funny.
[21:09] Saybil
    It's a code that's impossible to break
    if you don't know Thirteen wrote the book.
[21:15] Saybil
    I'm glad you're the one who had
    this book, Professor Zero.
[21:25] Zero
    Goodbye for now, my dear nephew.
[21:31] Saybil
    Aunt Zero... should I call you that?
[21:39] Zero
    Take care, you three.
[21:45] Hort
    You're really gonna leave
    the Tyrant in this village?
[21:49] Hort
    Isn't that dangerous?
[21:50] the Tyrant
    It's not dangerous! Just trust me already!
[21:55] Hort
    Never gonna happen.
[21:56] Lilly
    Here. Eat this on the road.
[21:59] Kudo
    Lilly, I'll miss you!
[22:04] Priest
    What are you, Kudo's mom?
[22:07] Priest
    I'm not one for long goodbyes.
[22:10] Priest
    Be on your way.
[22:13] Saybil
    Laios.
[22:15] Laios
    You said you'd go on a journey with me!
[22:18] Saybil
    I'll come back to get you,
[22:20] Saybil
    if you haven't forgotten me
    once you've grown up.
[22:25] Laios
    I'm already halfway to being
    a grown-up, you know!
[22:29] Saybil
    You're right.
[22:32] Hort
    The time went by so fast.
[22:34] Kudo
    Yeah, even though so much happened.
[22:38] Kudo
    Still, do you think our
    next job will go okay?
[22:43] (Flashback) Saybil
    The Forbidden Library?
[22:45] (Flashback) Albus
    Yes.
[22:46] (Flashback) Albus
    You'll gather and bring back information
    about Remnants of Disaster.
[22:51] (Flashback) Albus
    To be honest, the mission
    is deadly dangerous.
[22:57] Saybil
    I'm incredibly happy I get to be
    with the two of you after graduation.
[23:01] Saybil
    I love you both.
[23:04] Kudo
    How can you say something
    so embarrassing, dude?
[23:08] Hort
    Why are you making me like you even more,
[23:11] Hort
    when you're not gonna have feelings for me?
[23:13] Hort
    Just why?
[23:15] Kudo
    That's right! That's cruel, dude!
[23:17] Saybil
    That wasn't my inten—
[23:19] Saybil
    Oh, sorry, my motion sickness is here.
[23:21] Kudo and Hort
    Already?!
[23:23] Kudo
    O-Open the window!
[23:24] Hort
    Barf outside, Sayb! Outside!
[23:25] Dragon Conqueror King
    Hey! Don't be so rowdy in the carriage!
[23:28] Dragon Conqueror King
    It makes flying difficult!
[23:34] Saybil
    I'd love to see Professor Los.