E12 - Dogs Are The Best Friends of Humans

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    Walk alone in the night.
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    Look down on the hurrying steps.
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    Everything is cultivated.
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    Glimmers in the eyes
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    never leave a trace.
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    "The Daily Life of the IMMORTAL KING"
    How to avoid the true mirage.
[00:57] ---
    How to avoid the true mirage.
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    How much defense does it take
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    to resist loneliness?
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    In the face of glory and defeat,
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    how could I pretend not to care?
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    Listen to your heart.
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    Are you going to wander or go forward?
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    So you can watch me now,
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    Break the seal on the universe.
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    Swirl your impact against everything old.
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    Tear up the tranquility of the night.
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    So you can watch me now,
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    When I am set free.
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    You're gonna be in fear,
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    and get your defeat.
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    I want to remain unknown
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    however reversed the days and nights are.
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    I want to remain hidden
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    but the world is in disorder.
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    I don't want to be immortal,
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    but I have to fight.
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    Break through it and go in hot pursuit.
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    Oh my god.
[02:02] ---
    The mouth cannon of the fatty is terrible.
[02:04] ---
    He shot so many words in a matter of a
    breath, and none of the words is repeated.
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    No, the mouth cannon cannot
    repeat itself in a short time.
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    There aren't many words I can think of.
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    It looks like you have a limited vocabulary.
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    Stinky fatty,
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    shoot as many as you can.
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    Damn.
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    I don't know about him.
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    If I can't hit the right point,
    this trick will have no use.
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    The harder you fight,
    the more spiritual force you will leak,
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    to feed me.
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    How come he is here too?
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    Sit upright, you trash.
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    I'll come back to fix you soon.
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    Brother Wang,
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    do you want to remain
    value 5 trash all your life?
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    "Value 5 Trash"
    do you want to remain
    value 5 trash all your life?
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    Why a new phase all of a sudden?
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    For you, I may have a limited vocabulary.
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    But for someone else,
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    I have a basketful of phases to use.
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    My apologies, Brother Wang.
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    Jerk.
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    Good for nothing. Coward.
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    Lame duck.
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    Unfaithful. Irresponsible.
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    Plastic brother.
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    Stone hearted.
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    Cold blooded.
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    Pathetic.
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    Poker face.
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    --Ignorant.
    --Wang Ling knows that
    the amulet can't hold long,
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    --Arrogant.
    --Wang Ling knows that
    the amulet can't hold long,
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    --Loner.
    --so he is not to show
    either his spiritual force,
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    --Chicken.
    --or even a bit of his emotions
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    --Heartless.
    --or even a bit of his emotions
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    --Heartless.
    --The more Wang Ling restrains himself,
    the more he is misunderstood.
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    An emotion that Wang Ling
    has never known grows in him
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    and is about to break the amulet,
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    which is being aggrieved.
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    Why is the dog biting its teammate?
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    You have to rely on me to
    devour your negative energy.
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    That means
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    I can use my spiritual force at will now.
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    Is this a setup?
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    Oh my goodness.
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    I have a limited capacity.
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    Take it easy.
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    Brother Wang,
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    is this trick called human in dog's form?
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    A moron plus a dog.
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    Is this the legendary stylish waste?
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    But after all, you are a value 5...
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    ...trash.
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    Excuse me, my friend.
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    I...
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    As Liang Fei recalled later,
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    he was like being hit by a heavy
    truck roaring from his left side.
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    Brother Wang,
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    my efforts have paid off.
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    I've made a genius out of you.
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    Now,
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    let's strike back.
[06:00] ---
    Faction Sixty seized altar of wood.
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    "National Senior Phase Cultivation
    School Spiritual Sword Competition"
    Seizure by Faction Fifty-nine: 4.
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    "National Senior Phase Cultivation
    School Spiritual Sword Competition"
    Seizure by Faction Sixty: 1.
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    The speedup bonus is recalled.
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    Kangkang,
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    did you teach this human-beast
    combination to Wang Ling?
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    Of course.
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    I'd like to learn it.
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    Can you teach me?
[06:31] ---
    After the competition, Wang Zukang returns home,
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    and teaches his dog for three days and night,
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    but achieves nothing.
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    How could this have happened?
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    The spiritual force of value 5 guy
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    united with that of the dog,
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    and knocked Liang Fei off.
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    What?
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    What did you say?
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    Combination of spiritual forces?
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    The combined spiritual force
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    is incredibly strong.
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    He has fooled us all
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    by hiding this surprising trick
    till the last minute.
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    Where is he now?
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    At altar of fire.
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    Faction Sixty seized altar of fire.
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    Faction Sixty seized altar of fire.
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    Seizure by Faction Fifty-nine: 3.
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    Seizure by Faction Sixty: 2.
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    Don't look at me.
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    You asked me to come here.
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    Where are the other Faction Sixty guys?
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    The rude one hasn't woken up yet,
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    and the fatty is on guard at altar of wood.
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    I can't find Sun Rong's location.
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    She got away with her trick of water escape.
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    That explains it.
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    All right. I'm going to get out of here.
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    The combination seized altar of fire
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    and is heading toward here.
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    Go to altar of earth now.
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    We can't afford to lose the central position.
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    Liang Zheng.
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    Brother.
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    Liang Zheng,
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    go to altar of fire now
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    and take it back.
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    Yes, I'm going right away.
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    We have one down,
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    but they are also one fewer
    because of the combination.
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    The extremely strong spiritual force of
    the combination is to their disadvantage,
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    while holding more altars than
    they do is to our advantage.
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    What he's going to do next
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    is come here and seize altar of water.
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    If I call every one of us
    to come here to defend it,
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    then both sides will suffer a heavy loss.
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    The four of us against only one of them,
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    it's not worth it.
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    The other altars,
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    with no one defending them,
    will be seized by them easily.
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    So,
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    we must avoid that combination.
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    Try not to face him directly.
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    In this way, we will be able to seize
    the other altars very easily.
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    If we are constantly on the move,
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    and maintain this 1:4 score,
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    we will have the final victory.
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    Bei,
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    go to altar of wood and meet me there.
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    Keep me updated about
    the status of the combination.
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    Yes.
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    Chen Chao.
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    Come back, you damned woman.
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    Where is the woman who cheated me?
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    So you were on a date here, Brother Chen Chao.
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    It's not what you think, Brother Wang Ling.
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    Brother Wang Ling,
    why are you dressed like this?
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    I have united with it.
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    You...
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    I know.
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    A bachelor always needs a dog as a companion.
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    That's why we are called bachelor dogs.
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    Ten.
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    Nine.
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    Eight.
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    --Seven.
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    --Faction Fifty-nine has 3.
    --Seven.
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    --Faction Sixty has 2.
    --Six.
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    Five.
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    --Four.
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    --That's to say,
    --Four.
[09:51] ---
    --That's to say,
    --Three.
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    --after seizing this one, we will overrun them.
    --Two.
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    --after seizing this one, we will overrun them.
    --One.
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    Faction Sixty seized altar of metal.
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    Seizure by Faction Fifty-nine: 2.
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    Seizure by Faction Sixty: 3.
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    Great.
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    Tell me, Brother Wang Ling,
    how did this miracle come about?
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    You are smiling.
[10:14] ---
    Brother Wang Ling is smiling.
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    Wang Ling doesn't know himself
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    why he is smiling like he has never done before.
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    The reason for this
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    is only known to Wang Ling's father.
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    Faction Fifty-nine seized
    altar of fire and altar of wood.
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    Seizure by Faction Fifty-nine: 4.
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    Seizure by Faction Sixty: 1.
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    They overran us again so fast.
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    At this moment,
[10:41] ---
    Wang Ling realized that Tang Jingze was using
    the strategy of three racing horses.
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    He knows that
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    to seize the altars as laid out on this map,
    no matter how powerful he is,
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    he will be like a trapped beast.
[10:51] ---
    Is this the same Brother Wang Ling as before?
[10:57] ---
    I may be able to devour your negative energy,
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    but I have a limited capacity.
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    Stop it.
[11:01] ---
    If I go beyond that limit, we are all done for.
[11:05] ---
    The only way Wang Ling
    can think of is to be faster.
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    He wants to seize all altars
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    before the enemy arrives.
[11:15] ---
    The rules of this competition
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    are not for one powerful player
    to beat all the others.
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    Even if one is fast enough to
    reach all the altars in an instant,
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    the 10 seconds required
    to start the score accumulation
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    is something he can never skip.
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    Wang Ling, Chen Chao.
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    Yes, Sister Sun Rong.
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    What is going on?
[11:41] ---
    Guo Hao and I are together now.
[11:43] ---
    How can that be?
[11:45] ---
    He ran away from altar of wood and ran into me.
[11:49] ---
    What a coward.
[11:50] ---
    Tang Jingze and that...
[11:52] ---
    ...that Bei something
    showed up there all of a sudden.
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    Why didn't you fight back?
[11:58] ---
    Did you simply give up to that Bei something?
[12:00] ---
    You are in no position to blame me.
[12:01] ---
    I...
[12:02] ---
    Shut up, both of you.
[12:04] ---
    Guo Hao did nothing wrong.
[12:06] ---
    The key to this competition
    is not to beat the rival,
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    but to seize altars.
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    We should try not to engage
    in unnecessary fights
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    unless the odds are in our favor.
[12:13] ---
    Guo Hao just told me
    the Bei something on their team
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    had an ability to our disadvantage,
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    positioning.
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    Captain, I've found Sun Rong.
[12:24] ---
    Miss Sun,
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    I'd like to see what other tricks you've got.
[12:31] ---
    We have one absolute advantage,
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    which is Brother Wang Ling.
[12:38] ---
    What a surprise.
[12:39] ---
    You are being shy.
[12:41] ---
    So they will try not to face
    Brother Wang Ling directly.
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    We can take it for granted that
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    if Brother Wang Ling seizes one altar,
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    with altar of metal already seized,
[12:51] ---
    we will have two altars firmly in our hand.
[12:54] ---
    But we are still behind them by 2:3.
[12:56] ---
    We need to send someone
    to seize another altar.
[13:00] ---
    What if we send someone out,
[13:02] ---
    and they send someone to take this one?
[13:04] ---
    We'll count on you, Chen Chao.
[13:07] ---
    This is...
[13:09] ---
    ...how it is.
[13:10] ---
    Wang Ling finally understands that
[13:12] ---
    --he is not the key person in this competition.
[13:13] ---
    --No problem. You can count on me.
    --he is not the key person in this competition.
[13:17] ---
    My family has a motto.
[13:19] ---
    A man's muscles are for the sole
    purpose of protecting others.
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    Hard and strong.
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    I just make a reconnaissance
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    on the three waterside altars
    with the help of my trick of water.
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    Altar of earth is at a key position
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    so they put their strongest hand there.
[13:36] ---
    Therefore,
[13:37] ---
    Guo Hao and I will attack
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    on their weakest point.
[13:42] ---
    No.
[13:43] ---
    Sun Rong and the fatty are moving
    toward altar of fire at a high speed.
[13:47] ---
    That's not reasonable.
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    Altar of fire the farthest to reach.
[13:50] ---
    If they go there from altar of wood,
[13:52] ---
    they must go by way of altar of earth
    which is being guarded by He Bufeng.
[13:55] ---
    They are going...
[13:56] ---
    ...by way of water.
[14:00] ---
    Here comes your grandpa.
[14:08] ---
    Stinky brother.
[14:11] ---
    Who is calling me?
[14:16] ---
    Come on out and kowtow to me, brother.
[14:19] ---
    You asked for it.
[14:22] ---
    Liang Zheng, is Sun Rong and the fatty there?
[14:26] ---
    Chairman, I only see the fatty,
[14:28] ---
    and I'm about to knock him out.
[14:29] ---
    It was I who sent your stupid brother away.
[14:34] ---
    So you are the one who hurt my brother.
[14:37] ---
    Idiot.
[14:38] ---
    Stay with the socket. Don't let him steal it.
[14:45] ---
    Faction Sixty seized altar of water.
[14:48] ---
    Seizure by Faction Fifty-nine: 3.
[14:50] ---
    Seizure by Faction Sixty: 2.
[14:56] ---
    Liang Zheng, if you lose altar of fire,
[14:59] ---
    I'll drive you out of the student union.
[15:02] ---
    Brother, where are you looking?
[15:04] ---
    Your grandpa is here.
[15:07] ---
    Look at me, your grandpa.
[15:13] ---
    I don't care who you are,
[15:14] ---
    but you must do what I say.
[15:16] ---
    After I win,
[15:17] ---
    I'll help you fulfill your wish.
[15:23] ---
    I believe it is my turn now.
[15:32] ---
    "Come Back"
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    As long as you win,
[15:39] ---
    I don't care how you do it.
[15:44] ---
    "Coming up"
[15:57] ---
    "Next Week"
[16:01] ---
    "Two Episodes"
[16:06] ---
    "Excitement"
[16:14] ---
    "Danger"
[16:15] ---
    "Danger"
[16:16] ---
    "Danger"
[16:25] ---
    "It will be thrilling next week!"
[16:27] ---
    Sparks fall in the stream at your foot.
[16:34] ---
    Butterfly fly by your side look into the sky.
[16:40] ---
    After so many nights,
[16:47] ---
    You face is fading out of my memory.
[16:54] ---
    With the ferris wheel hanging up there,
[16:57] ---
    I look towards you in the colorful lights.
[17:01] ---
    Twinkling warmth stops in front of your eyes.
[17:10] ---
    The star-dotted dome
[17:13] ---
    reflects you in the lonesome moonlight.
[18:04] ---
    In the endless recollections,
[18:07] ---
    there are you in my remote dreams.