The Daily Life of the Immortal King
For cultivation prodigy Wang Ling, defeating a demon king at age 6 is nothing compared to fitting in at highschool. And now with supernatural threats on the rise, Wang may have to put his magic studies on hold to save the world!

Season 1

E1 - The Giant Frog: Triple Killed by Wang Ling
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[00:42] ---
    It is now the year 4386
    on the Cultivation Calendar.
[00:46] ---
    This is a great era of scientific cultivation.
[00:51] ---
    --Class One anti-aging agents.
[00:52] ---
    --They have all the spiritual amulets
    and magic wares
    --Class One anti-aging agents.
[00:53] ---
    --They have all the spiritual amulets
    and magic wares.
    --It enhances your beauty.
[00:55] ---
    "The 13th Spiritual Sword Competition,
    Men's Individual Sabre Finals"
    "LIVE"
    Both competitors are playing offensively,
[00:57] ---
    "The 13th Spiritual Sword Competition,
    Men's Individual Sabre Finals"
    "LIVE"
    giving no chance to the other.
[00:59] ---
    "998"
    People all over Huaxiu
    are practicing cultivation
[01:02] ---
    "Information, Ticketing"
    and enjoying the convenience
    brought by the cultivation technology.
[01:07] ---
    As always, peaceful and prosperous.
[01:11] ---
    Until...
[01:18] ---
    Look.
[01:19] ---
    What's that?
[01:23] ---
    Run.
[01:25] ---
    Run.
[01:41] ---
    Run.
[01:42] ---
    --Breaking news.
    --Run.
[01:43] ---
    A level 5 Giant Frog has descended in Songhai.
[01:45] ---
    Magic Squad has been sent to the scene.
[01:49] ---
    "IMMORTAL"
[01:58] ---
    Attention.
[01:59] ---
    Flying swords, shoot.
[02:10] ---
    "Live News, Unknown Object
    Intruding Into The City"
[02:10] ---
    "Live News, Unknown Object
    Intruding Into The City"
    Right on target.
[02:12] ---
    With this tactical bombardment,
    even the demon king can't resist it.
[02:17] ---
    Wait a minute.
[02:18] ---
    The Giant Frog stands up again.
[02:27] ---
    Spread up.
[02:35] ---
    Little buddy.
[02:36] ---
    Run.
[02:37] ---
    "Little Raccoon"
[02:45] ---
    Run.
[03:04] ---
    Little buddy.
[03:05] ---
    Are you all right?
[03:07] ---
    Go back home to your parents.
[03:10] ---
    I'm going to find the monster.
[03:17] ---
    This man, defeating
    the Giant Frog all on his own,
[03:20] ---
    is called Zhuo Yi.
[03:22] ---
    He earned his name in this battle,
[03:24] ---
    known by later generations as
    the hero who saved Huaxiu.
[03:28] ---
    Many cultivation factions
    have his statue erected.
[03:30] ---
    "Freshmen Roll of Force Values"
    Many cultivation factions
    have his statue erected.
[03:31] ---
    "Freshmen Roll of Force Values"
    This year's freshmen are not so impressive.
[03:33] ---
    --Today is the first day of the new
    schoolyear for Faction Sixty.
[03:35] ---
    --My goodness.
    --Today is the first day of the new
    schoolyear for Faction Sixty.
[03:35] ---
    --This girl looks not bad.
    --Today is the first day of the new
    schoolyear for Faction Sixty.
[03:37] ---
    "Freshmen Roll of Force Values"
[03:39] ---
    There is even a Value 5.
[03:42] ---
    This is so bad.
[03:44] ---
    Freshman, you must be
    the Value 5 in the photo.
[03:44] ---
    "SIXTY"
    Freshman, you must be
    the Value 5 in the photo.
[03:51] ---
    Don't worry, freshman.
[03:53] ---
    We the seniors will take good care of you.
[03:57] ---
    Thanks.
[04:00] ---
    It takes a lot of hardship
    to take care of someone,
[04:03] ---
    so you wouldn't let us do that
    for nothing, would you?
[04:08] ---
    That's right.
[04:10] ---
    This is bullying.
[04:13] ---
    Wait a second.
[04:14] ---
    Look.
[04:22] ---
    Because of your high force value,
    you are bullying a freshman of low value.
[04:26] ---
    That is not good.
[04:30] ---
    "super"
[04:32] ---
    "super"
    This girl looks familiar.
[04:36] ---
    "super"
    Isn't she the lengendary daughter from
    the Flower Fruit Water Curtain Group,
[04:36] ---
    Isn't she the lengendary daughter from
    the Flower Fruit Water Curtain Group,
[04:40] ---
    Sun Rong?
[04:44] ---
    A freshman being able to produce a golden beam.
[04:49] ---
    Damn.
[04:50] ---
    Come down from there.
[04:59] ---
    Seniors, here I am.
[05:02] ---
    What do you have to say?
[05:05] ---
    Boys don't fight girls.
[05:06] ---
    Don't come into my sight again.
[05:10] ---
    Whenever, wherever,
[05:11] ---
    whatever.
[05:13] ---
    I, Sun Rong...
[05:16] ---
    ...will give you sufficient protection.
[05:21] ---
    Thanks.
[05:22] ---
    Thank you for your offer.
[05:35] ---
    As we always do, today,
[05:38] ---
    there will be a very important test
    to decide which class you will be in.
[05:41] ---
    "Spiritual Force Test"
[05:44] ---
    --I must do my best.
    --Yes.
[05:46] ---
    Level One freshmen, welcome.
[05:49] ---
    It's Zhuo Yi.
[05:51] ---
    It's Zhuo the Master Immortal.
[05:52] ---
    So handsome.
[05:53] ---
    Welcome to my Alma Mater.
[05:56] ---
    Newcomers to this school will have
    a mysterious test on your spiritual force.
[06:00] ---
    The result of the test will decide
    which class you will go to.
[06:03] ---
    Those with excellent scores
    will be in Class Elite.
[06:07] ---
    I hope you will do your best.
[06:08] ---
    Yes.
[06:10] ---
    Whoever is called will go in from here.
[06:15] ---
    So, on behalf of the Magic
    Committee of Huaxiu,
[06:20] ---
    I wish you all prosperous
    in your magic power.
[06:23] ---
    "Songhai Faction Sixty Cultivation School
    Spiritual Force Test"
[06:24] ---
    "Songhai Faction Sixty Cultivation School
    Spiritual Force Test"
    "Ku Xuan"
[06:25] ---
    "Songhai Faction Sixty Cultivation School
    Spiritual Force Test"
    "Ku Xuan"
    Student No. 1, Ku Xuan. Please come in.
[06:28] ---
    Student No. 1, Ku Xuan. Please come in.
[06:29] ---
    Yes.
[06:31] ---
    Who is this guy?
[06:33] ---
    Looks like he is the author of an animation.
[06:35] ---
    So he seems.
[06:36] ---
    I've seen him on a magazine cover.
[06:40] ---
    It's so dark in here.
[06:44] ---
    And there is water.
[06:46] ---
    In this darkness,
    how are we going to be tested?
[06:50] ---
    "Hit Here"
[06:54] ---
    Oh my God.
[06:57] ---
    That is...
[06:59] ---
    Could it be...
[07:00] ---
    The target should be the demon king intruding
    into the human world 10 years ago,
[07:05] ---
    the Giant Frog.
[07:08] ---
    Don't you worry.
[07:10] ---
    The real Giant Frog is sealed under the campus.
[07:13] ---
    This is just the incarnation
    of its spiritual force.
[07:17] ---
    "Hit Here"
    What you need to do
    is summon up all your force
[07:20] ---
    "Hit Here"
    to hit the head of the Giant Frog.
[07:22] ---
    "Hit Here"
    That's all.
[07:23] ---
    I remember that a high lever demon king can
    clearly sense the force value of its attacker.
[07:29] ---
    Just hit its head hard
    and I'll be in Class Elite.
[07:33] ---
    What an embarrassment.
[07:36] ---
    I should've been frightened by an incarnation.
[07:40] ---
    I must destroy this damn frog.
[07:42] ---
    After all, I'm the original author
    of this animation.
[07:50] ---
    What?
[07:56] ---
    Spiritual Force 404.
[07:57] ---
    Class Ordinary.
[07:59] ---
    "Gym, LIVE"
[08:01] ---
    "Gym, LIVE"
    It seems the water in the field serves as
    a cushion for those sprung out students.
[08:06] ---
    "Gym, LIVE"
    I think it is because it's hard
    to draw a basketball court.
[08:08] ---
    "Gym, LIVE"
[08:10] ---
    Even if it is sealed, the demon king
    should have a force above 5 digits.
[08:14] ---
    Attacking it with a freshman's force level
[08:17] ---
    is like hitting a bowling ball
    with a table tennis ball.
[08:20] ---
    He's bond to be sprung away.
[08:23] ---
    Is this supposed to be a blow to freshmen?
[08:26] ---
    No. 2, Li Hao. Please come in.
[08:26] ---
    "Li Hao"
    No. 2, Li Hao. Please come in.
[08:33] ---
    Spiritual Force 75.
[08:35] ---
    --Class Ordinary.
    --Get out of here.
[08:41] ---
    This year's freshmen are so weak.
[08:44] ---
    Last year they had values up to 700-800.
[08:49] ---
    The rival is the demon king.
[08:51] ---
    This is so exciting.
[08:57] ---
    Chen Chao. Class Elite.
[09:02] ---
    Nice!
[09:03] ---
    Value 528. Class Elite.
[09:06] ---
    Value 331. Class Ordinary.
[09:08] ---
    Value 201. Class Ordinary.
[09:10] ---
    Guo Hao. Value 886. Class Elite.
[09:15] ---
    "Hit Here"
[09:17] ---
    "Hit Here"
    Stupid students.
[09:18] ---
    "Hit Here"
    Do you think I'm here to be beaten up?
[09:21] ---
    I've been sealed up here for 10 years.
[09:24] ---
    "Notice: This afternoon is off."
[09:25] ---
    "Notice: This afternoon is off."
    No. 138. Sun Rong.
[09:27] ---
    Yes.
[09:29] ---
    It's Sun Rong.
[09:30] ---
    Every year I'm used as the target for the test.
[09:32] ---
    From those young bastards,
    I absorb some spiritual force.
[09:37] ---
    With the force she has,
    she can go to one of the best schools.
[09:40] ---
    Why has she come to this one?
[09:43] ---
    A little more and I'll have enough force,
[09:47] ---
    so break the damned seal.
[09:49] ---
    Wang Zukang, just wait and see.
[09:57] ---
    Oh my God. I'm actually her schoolmate now.
[10:00] ---
    Goddess.
[10:01] ---
    It seems that this girl
    has quite a high force value.
[10:04] ---
    I'm sorry.
[10:05] ---
    I'm going to hit you with my little fist.
[10:09] ---
    Come and hit me.
[10:25] ---
    Oh my goodness.
[10:27] ---
    --Goddess...!
[10:29] ---
    --Sun... Sun Rong.
    --Goddess...!
[10:31] ---
    "Force Value"
    Calculating... 2019.
[10:32] ---
    Calculating... 2019.
[10:38] ---
    Thank you.
[10:39] ---
    Thank you all.
[10:47] ---
    --Is this the Value 5 guy?
[10:47] ---
    --Wang Ling.
    --Is this the Value 5 guy?
[10:51] ---
    --He is so weak.
[10:52] ---
    --Very good.
    --He is so weak.
[10:53] ---
    I remember you now.
[10:55] ---
    Value 400 would be enough for Class Ordinary.
[10:58] ---
    "Hit Here"
[11:00] ---
    "Hit Here"
    A little more and I'll break the seal.
[11:08] ---
    Wait.
[11:10] ---
    This background music...
[11:11] ---
    Could it be...
[11:13] ---
    No way.
[11:14] ---
    Could it be...
[11:15] ---
    ...him?!
[11:33] ---
    Give your spiritual force to me.
[11:39] ---
    Very good.
[11:41] ---
    A side dish has delivered itself.
[11:53] ---
    I hate being bothered
    while I'm eating crispy noodles.
[11:58] ---
    Wh...
[11:59] ---
    Why?
[12:04] ---
    I'm sure of it.
[12:06] ---
    "Hit Here"
    Back then, I was defeated by this bastard
    with his own background music.
[12:12] ---
    Force value contained to minimum.
[12:16] ---
    Right.
[12:17] ---
    Make believe I'm trying hard.
[12:21] ---
    No, no, I must do something.
[12:22] ---
    If he hits me,
    my soul and spirit will be gone.
[12:33] ---
    The screen.
[12:34] ---
    What happened to it?
[12:35] ---
    What was that white light?
[12:37] ---
    Is it out of order?
[12:38] ---
    I don't know. What is going on?
[12:47] ---
    What the...
[12:48] ---
    Could it be real?
[12:50] ---
    What's wrong with it?
[12:52] ---
    I didn't hit it at all.
[12:56] ---
    Froggy.
[12:58] ---
    Froggy.
[12:59] ---
    Are you all right?
[13:08] ---
    Froggy.
[13:10] ---
    The Giant Frog was killed by that guy.
[13:15] ---
    Didn't you see it?
[13:16] ---
    Sun Rong had beaten most
    of the vitality out of that Frog.
[13:19] ---
    That Value 5 guy
    only took the little that was left.
[13:23] ---
    It was not right.
[13:24] ---
    Every time it is hit,
    there is a protective membrane effect.
[13:28] ---
    But there wasn't one this time.
[13:33] ---
    I got it.
[13:35] ---
    It is playing dead.
[13:36] ---
    The remaining spiritual force
    changed into a spiritual body and got away.
[13:40] ---
    Wang Ling.
[13:41] ---
    Yes.
[13:43] ---
    You are going to Class Elite.
[13:48] ---
    "Class Elite"
[13:49] ---
    "Class Elite"
    Students of Class Elite,
[13:50] ---
    "Pan Shengcong"
    Students of Class Elite,
[13:51] ---
    "Pan Shengcong"
    my name is Pan Shengcong,
[13:52] ---
    "Pan Shengcong"
    your primary director.
[13:54] ---
    Today's lesson is the first-ever
    summoning lesson of this class.
[13:57] ---
    Does anyone have any experience of it?
[14:01] ---
    The space around us is filled
    with spiritual bodies.
[14:04] ---
    What we need to do is to create
    a passage in that space.
[14:08] ---
    The level of your spiritual force decides
    the size of the passage you create.
[14:11] ---
    Ways of summoning in most cases are drawing
    spiritual figures or reading incantations.
[14:15] ---
    By drawing a spiritual figure
    and infusing it with spiritual force,
[14:19] ---
    you can summon a spiritual beast.
[14:23] ---
    In a word,
[14:24] ---
    the strength of the spiritual body you summon
    is in proportion to your force level.
[14:31] ---
    I'll first teach you the basic summoning skills.
[14:35] ---
    "Spirits, Spiritual Body, Material Body
    The Art of Summoning, Spiritual Figure,
    Summon, Incantation"
[14:41] ---
    All right, those are the basic summoning skills.
[14:46] ---
    You can start your show now.
[14:47] ---
    Yes, madam.
[14:51] ---
    Spiritual bodies nearby,
    heed my summoning,
[14:55] ---
    and drive away all the darkness.
[14:57] ---
    "Diligence Pays Off,
    Accumulation Makes You Shine"
    Show me the path.
[14:58] ---
    "Diligence Pays Off,
    Accumulation Makes You Shine"
    Young man,
[14:59] ---
    "Diligence Pays Off,
    Accumulation Makes You Shine"
    you don't need to be so
    hot blooded to do the summoning.
[15:02] ---
    I offer my blood to you.
[15:04] ---
    Come on out, divine dragon.
[15:06] ---
    Fulfill my wishes.
[15:13] ---
    That's interesting.
[15:14] ---
    Let me give it a try.
[15:20] ---
    Ah, you scoundrel.
[15:21] ---
    Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
    I can explain.
[15:37] ---
    What is it that you summoned, Sun Rong?
[15:39] ---
    A spiritual beast?
[15:41] ---
    She's so wonderful.
[15:42] ---
    So you were able to summon a spiritual beast.
[15:46] ---
    This seems the spiritual body of a stray dog,
    not a spiritual beast.
[15:49] ---
    I cannot summon something that strong.
[15:51] ---
    Damn.
[15:53] ---
    How much spiritual force does it take
    to summon a spiritual beast?
[15:58] ---
    I can see that most of you have done it.
[16:00] ---
    Wang Ling, what about you?
[16:03] ---
    You don't seem to understand my demonstration.
[16:06] ---
    "Spirit"
    Do you want me to show you again?
[16:11] ---
    That's it.
[16:12] ---
    I'll just do it.
[16:15] ---
    There are so many alien beings
    in the space around.
[16:18] ---
    I just don't know what will come out.
[16:31] ---
    The... the Giant Frog.
[16:34] ---
    Why...
[16:35] ---
    ...is it you again?
[16:39] ---
    Don't worry, students.
[16:40] ---
    Here I come.
[16:50] ---
    They are combined.
[16:55] ---
    Wah, it's so lovely.
[16:56] ---
    So cute.
[16:58] ---
    Let's raise him.
[17:00] ---
    All right. All right.
[17:02] ---
    Let's call him Froggy 2.
[17:03] ---
    How is it?
[17:04] ---
    Good idea.
[17:04] ---
    Why are you so green?
[17:06] ---
    Because the Giant Frog is green.
[17:13] ---
    Wah, feels super good.
[17:31] ---
    Walk alone in the night.
[17:41] ---
    Look down on the hurrying steps.
[17:49] ---
    Everything is cultivated.
[17:52] ---
    Glimmers in the eyes
[17:54] ---
    never leave a trace.
[17:56] ---
    "The Daily Life of the IMMORTAL KING"
    How to avoid the true mirage.
[17:58] ---
    How to avoid the true mirage.
[18:02] ---
    How much defense does it take
[18:05] ---
    to resist loneliness?
[18:07] ---
    In the face of glory and defeat,
[18:10] ---
    how could I pretend not to care?
[18:12] ---
    Listen to your heart.
[18:14] ---
    Are you going to wander or go forward?
[18:18] ---
    So you can watch me now,
[18:20] ---
    Break the seal on the universe.
[18:23] ---
    Swirl your impact against everything old.
[18:25] ---
    Tear up the tranquility of the night.
[18:28] ---
    So you can watch me now,
[18:31] ---
    When I was set free.
[18:33] ---
    You're gonna be in fear,
[18:36] ---
    and get your defeat.
[18:38] ---
    I want to remain unknown
[18:40] ---
    however reversed the days and nights are.
[18:41] ---
    I want to remain hidden
[18:42] ---
    but the world is in disorder.
[18:44] ---
    I don't want to be immortal,
[18:45] ---
    but I have to fight.
[18:46] ---
    Break through it and go in hot pursuit.

E2 - Dignified Run for Chief of Class
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[00:23] ---
    As an old saying goes,
[00:24] ---
    when two stars collide,
    a mountain will fit into a grass seed.
[00:38] ---
    Where is the baby?
[00:41] ---
    The baby...
[00:47] ---
    Mr. Wang, your baby...
[00:51] ---
    He... He crawled out by himself.
[01:05] ---
    Mr. Wang. Mr. Wang.
[01:18] ---
    Walk alone in the night.
[01:28] ---
    Look down on the hurrying steps.
[01:36] ---
    Everything is cultivated.
[01:39] ---
    Glimmers in the eyes
[01:41] ---
    never leave a trace.
[01:44] ---
    "The Daily Life of the IMMORTAL KING"
    How to avoid the true mirage.
[01:45] ---
    How to avoid the true mirage.
[01:49] ---
    How much defense does it take
[01:52] ---
    to resist loneliness?
[01:54] ---
    In the face of glory and defeat,
[01:57] ---
    how could I pretend not to care?
[02:00] ---
    Listen to your heart.
[02:02] ---
    Are you going to wander or go forward?
[02:05] ---
    So you can watch me now,
[02:08] ---
    Break the seal on the universe.
[02:10] ---
    Swirl your impact against everything old.
[02:13] ---
    Tear up the tranquility of the night.
[02:15] ---
    So you can watch me now,
[02:18] ---
    When I am set free.
[02:20] ---
    You're gonna be in fear,
[02:23] ---
    and get your defeat.
[02:26] ---
    I want to remain unknown
[02:27] ---
    however reversed the days and nights are.
[02:28] ---
    I want to remain hidden
[02:30] ---
    but the world is in disorder.
[02:31] ---
    I don't want to be immortal,
[02:32] ---
    but I have to fight.
[02:34] ---
    Break through it and go in hot pursuit.
[02:40] ---
    Look at this, son.
[02:42] ---
    Dad and mom bought this for you.
[02:44] ---
    It costs my half-year savings.
[02:47] ---
    I stayed on the web for three whole days for it.
[02:50] ---
    A Dragon Slaughtering Sword.
[02:53] ---
    Note: limited edition.
[02:54] ---
    "Dragon"
    Note: limited edition.
[02:56] ---
    Darling, I didn't know you would
    pay so much for our son.
[03:00] ---
    Darling, it was for our son.
    I wouldn't call it a payment.
[03:04] ---
    --I would call it an investment.
    --As the chosen one,
[03:06] ---
    he has to tolerate unimaginable
    torments at a very small age.
[03:10] ---
    --You are so great, darling.
    --Wang Ling can hear what people think,
[03:13] ---
    so he has to face the snobbery
    of the world much sooner.
[03:17] ---
    I have always wanted to have this sword.
[03:19] ---
    Finally, I had the excuse to buy it.
[03:21] ---
    So much money wasted on this rubbish.
[03:24] ---
    A man's romance is always based on waste.
[03:29] ---
    I searched for three days and nights
    to find this perfect counterfeit.
[03:30] ---
    "[Limited Gold Edition]
    Dragon Slaughtering Sword" "On BIG Sale"
    I searched for three days and nights
    to find this perfect counterfeit.
[03:32] ---
    --The money should have been
    saved for something else.
    --Wang Ling is now facing life's first
    philosophy problem ever since he was born.
[03:34] ---
    --Wang Ling is now facing life's first
    philosophy problem ever since he was born.
[03:36] ---
    Come on, son. Take the sword.
[03:39] ---
    If he didn't take it, the kind harassments
    of his parents would never stop.
[03:45] ---
    If he did, this counterfeit,
    or even a real dragon-slaughtering sword,
[03:51] ---
    couldn't stand the spiritual
    force at his fingertips.
[03:56] ---
    Do you call this a treasured sword?
[03:57] ---
    It doesn't even stand
    the spiritual force of a baby.
[03:59] ---
    It's just a toy anyway.
[04:01] ---
    Do you have to be so serious?
[04:02] ---
    If a sword breaks up, they can buy another one.
[04:05] ---
    If marriage breaks up,
    Wang Ling will feel troubled.
[04:10] ---
    Half a year's a savings
    and you bought a counterfeit.
[04:12] ---
    I did this for our family, you useless one.
[04:15] ---
    --Reach out your little hands.
    --Come on. Come take it.
[04:18] ---
    At a rate of 387 times a second,
[04:21] ---
    Wang Ling considered different
    ways to react to this.
[04:23] ---
    Then,
[04:25] ---
    the force of origin that had been accumulating
    inside him burst at this crucial moment.
[04:34] ---
    Oh no, he's making water.
[04:36] ---
    You take care of him now.
    I'm going to get the diapers.
[04:39] ---
    So, that was the little
    thought-provoking story
[04:44] ---
    of how a morning urine saved a marriage.
[04:47] ---
    "14 Years Ago, Baby Room in Wang Ling's Home"
    And Wang Ling figured out
    the first philosophy of his life.
[04:49] ---
    And Wang Ling figured out
    the first philosophy of his life.
[04:56] ---
    You silly boy.
[04:59] ---
    Stop biting the toy. Milk is ready.
[05:02] ---
    It is better to keep a low profile.
[05:06] ---
    "10 Years Ago, Songhai"
    But at the age of 6,
    Wang Ling failed to confine his force.
[05:09] ---
    But at the age of 6,
    Wang Ling failed to confine his force.
[05:12] ---
    The poor Wang couple never
    graduated from the body-building phase.
[05:17] ---
    What Wang Ling did was
    way beyond their cognition.
[05:21] ---
    At this moment,
[05:23] ---
    the couple reached a unified conclusion
    that they had never done before,
[05:28] ---
    a unanimous vote for the principle
    of keeping a low profile in life.
[05:33] ---
    The dad was responsible for finding a way
    on the web to contain spiritual forces,
[05:38] ---
    and managed to implement it before
    Wang Ling went to primary school.
[05:45] ---
    I'm done.
[05:47] ---
    "HARD"
[05:52] ---
    Wait.
[05:54] ---
    Give me your hand.
[05:55] ---
    I told you the effect of the counterfeit
    force-containing amulet was not steady.
[05:59] ---
    You must take a gold pill daily as a supplement.
[06:02] ---
    "POWER"
[06:03] ---
    "POWER"
    A black gold bowl was ruined,
[06:04] ---
    and almost a pair of steel chopsticks.
[06:07] ---
    You've got to be more patient, son.
[06:09] ---
    Dad is almost done with
    the new version of amulet.
[06:12] ---
    You will have it within this year.
[06:14] ---
    You've been saying this
    every day over the past decade.
[06:17] ---
    Are you sure it will be done this year?
    Most of it has been finished.
[06:20] ---
    The routine argument is about to begin again.
[06:24] ---
    Darling, I can guarantee that within this year,
[06:26] ---
    the latest amulet will have
    the effect as we expect.
[06:28] ---
    It may have some resistance to drugs,
[06:30] ---
    but you must have confidence
    in scientific cultivation, darling.
[06:38] ---
    I wouldn't care about it
    if it weren't for our son.
[06:41] ---
    I don't have to remind you
[06:43] ---
    what we have been through
    these years for this amulet.
[06:46] ---
    On his seventh birthday...
[06:49] ---
    Come on, let's make a wish.
    Blow out the candles.
[06:53] ---
    The entire house was almost burned down.
[06:56] ---
    When he was ten, while playing with his friends,
[07:03] ---
    he took off all their clothes.
[07:07] ---
    I do want him to live an ordinary life.
[07:10] ---
    Over the past 10 years,
[07:11] ---
    Wang Ling has sensed his parents' hopes.
[07:16] ---
    I'm sure you know what he's
    been taking is just low-power pills,
[07:19] ---
    --specials pills that reduce
    one's spiritual forces.
[07:21] ---
    --This is something
    --specials pills that reduce
    one's spiritual forces.
[07:22] ---
    Wang Ling has known
    for the first time in 10 years.
[07:25] ---
    "Cultivation School"
[07:26] ---
    "Cultivation School"
    So he decides not to do anything impressive
[07:31] ---
    "Welcome New Students"
    So he decides not to do anything impressive
[07:31] ---
    "Welcome New Students"
    before the new amulet is finished.
[07:35] ---
    --My fellow students.
[07:36] ---
    --Come have a look.
    --My fellow students.
[07:37] ---
    --Come have a look.
    --Vote for me, Chen Chao.
[07:37] ---
    --Give Chen Chao your support.
    --Vote for me, Chen Chao.
[07:41] ---
    Elect the Goddess, and it's a glory for all.
[07:48] ---
    Vote for her and you'll get
    a huge gift pack of gold pills,
[07:52] ---
    and a chance draw for Miss Sun Rong's
    bikini photo with her autograph.
[07:56] ---
    Places of troubles like this are not
    for me to get involved, except...
[08:06] ---
    "Campus Shop"
[08:07] ---
    "On Sale"
[08:09] ---
    Hey buddy, give me ten packs,
    intestine flavored.
[08:11] ---
    --Give me one pack.
    --I want five packs, chives flavored, buddy.
[08:13] ---
    Give me one.
[08:14] ---
    Don't push me, OK?
[08:15] ---
    They even have intestine flavored.
[08:18] ---
    Give me some. Give me some.
[08:19] ---
    "50% off"
[08:24] ---
    Stop pushing me, man.
[08:32] ---
    Payment. SpiriForce Pay 538404 Yuan.
[08:34] ---
    "SpiriForce Pay Successful"
    "Balance 8790435083.4 Yuan"
    Payment. SpiriForce Pay 538404 Yuan.
[08:38] ---
    That's impressive.
[08:43] ---
    Hi, everybody. Today, everything
    in this shop is free for freshmen.
[08:53] ---
    "Vote for Sun Rong. Everything is Free."
[08:54] ---
    "Vote for Sun Rong. Everything is Free."
    I hope everyone gives his support
    to Sun Rong of Class 1, Phase 1.
[09:02] ---
    Soliciting votes is a shame.
[09:03] ---
    We don't want plotting.
[09:06] ---
    Who is slandering me?
[09:07] ---
    It's Sun Rong.
[09:08] ---
    This is Sun Rong, the shining girl.
[09:11] ---
    She is shining indeed.
[09:13] ---
    It's Sun Rong.
[09:14] ---
    It's dazzling.
[09:17] ---
    That's it. Turn them off.
[09:24] ---
    She's so beautiful.
[09:25] ---
    She's looking at me.
[09:26] ---
    Guo Hao and Chen Chao,
[09:28] ---
    how come you have that preconception against me?
[09:31] ---
    You...
[09:32] ---
    That's cheating.
[09:33] ---
    It's not fair to solicit votes by giving gifts.
[09:37] ---
    I'm just demonstrating my capabilities.
[09:39] ---
    Why do you call that cheating?
[09:41] ---
    Those who believe in me and accept me
    will vote for me naturally.
[09:45] ---
    That's the fairest choice.
[09:47] ---
    It sounds right.
[09:50] ---
    It is sophism.
[09:51] ---
    Chief of class is supposed
    to help his classmates.
[09:54] ---
    We won't yield to you for such small benefits.
[09:59] ---
    Chen Chao, you suggest you say it nicely.
[10:02] ---
    You don't have to kidnap me
    morally. That's sinister.
[10:04] ---
    Sun.
[10:05] ---
    Yes.
[10:06] ---
    I'll give you 5 votes for
    5 packs of dry noodles.
[10:09] ---
    At this point, Wang Ling...
    can't hold himself anymore.
[10:13] ---
    Sun.
[10:14] ---
    All right.
[10:16] ---
    Why is it he who stands out to help me?
[10:19] ---
    5 votes for 5 packs of dry noodles.
[10:23] ---
    It's not right. Each student has only one vote.
[10:28] ---
    You can give 100 votes if you want.
[10:31] ---
    I mean, I don't care
    if you vote for me or not,
[10:34] ---
    or how many you want to vote.
[10:37] ---
    I only want to do my best
    to give you my care.
[10:43] ---
    I want that one.
[10:45] ---
    I want this one.
[10:47] ---
    Me too. That one tastes better.
[10:50] ---
    This is mine.
[10:51] ---
    You misunderstood her, Chen Chao.
[10:53] ---
    Look at the way it is written.
[10:54] ---
    "Vote for Me"
    "Vote for Sun Run, Everything is Free!"
    Look at the way it is written.
[10:55] ---
    "Vote for Me"
    "Vote for Sun Run, Everything is Free!"
    Vote for Sun Rong and Everything is Free
    are two different things.
[10:59] ---
    You were just too mean.
[11:00] ---
    I will have a showdown with her,
    in a dignified way.
[11:07] ---
    You've been busy today. Have a drink.
[11:09] ---
    It's free. No vote needed.
[11:13] ---
    Is she thinking of using that?
[11:16] ---
    Not giving the tiniest part of me
    to benefit the world.
[11:26] ---
    Give me a pack. This is mine.
[11:31] ---
    "Sun"
[11:34] ---
    The art of seduction is working.
[11:35] ---
    Such small benefits,
    and the freshmen are all here.
[11:38] ---
    All captured.
[11:41] ---
    Including the most difficult Chen Chao.
[11:45] ---
    All thanks to...
[11:51] ---
    Where is he?
[11:52] ---
    Who are you looking for, Miss?
[11:54] ---
    The boy who took five packs of dry noodles.
[11:57] ---
    He's been long gone.
[11:59] ---
    But he asked me to give you this before he left.
[12:02] ---
    "POWER"
[12:03] ---
    "POWER"
    A gold pill.
[12:04] ---
    Wang Ling felt that with one vote
    for five packs of dry noodles,
[12:08] ---
    he owed Sun Rong a favor.
[12:10] ---
    So he gave her a gold pill that his mom
    had forced on him to make it even.
[12:17] ---
    "Class Elite"
[12:26] ---
    Students, did you prepare for today's lesson?
[12:29] ---
    Yes, we did.
[12:32] ---
    But we will skip that today
    to the second lesson from the last.
[12:38] ---
    Today, I'll capture them all.
[12:43] ---
    Ancient Arts of Confinement.
[12:46] ---
    The so-called seduction is to use
    incantations with hand seals
[12:50] ---
    to project your spiritual force on other people,
[12:50] ---
    "Sun"
    to project your spiritual force on other people,
[12:53] ---
    "Sun"
    so that your spiritual force turns them
[12:57] ---
    into your fans.
[12:58] ---
    --Studies of ancient books show...
[12:59] ---
    --Oh no.
    --Studies of ancient books show...
[12:59] ---
    --The instructor has seen through it.
    --This little wise guy was good at a mind game,
[13:01] ---
    --This little wise guy was good at a mind game,
[13:03] ---
    which is called taking advantage
    of seduction on other people.
[13:12] ---
    Thousands of years ago, there was an immortal
    who called himself Little Wise Guy.
[13:17] ---
    He had three thousand followers.
[13:19] ---
    The game we are talking about today
    was passed down from him.
[13:24] ---
    When the game works, a predetermined sign
    will affect other people's minds.
[13:30] ---
    But there is one precondition for this game,
[13:33] ---
    which is giving gifts.
[13:36] ---
    When this precondition is met,
    and the incantation is read,
[13:39] ---
    not giving the tiniest part of me
    to benefit the world,
[13:42] ---
    a spiritual force field is created.
[13:44] ---
    Everyone in this field
    who has taken the free gifts
[13:48] ---
    "Meng"
    will relax their mind guard.
[13:50] ---
    "Meng"
    The spiritual force in the field
    takes advantage of this to go in
[13:53] ---
    and leaves a sign of the spiritual
    force on the subjects.
[13:57] ---
    The subjects know nothing about the process.
[13:59] ---
    --The imposer, however, can use this sign
    --Wang Ling is suddenly aware
[14:01] ---
    --The imposer, however, can use this sign
    --why Sun Rong did those things at the shop.
[14:02] ---
    --to affect their minds.
    --why Sun Rong did those things at the shop.
[14:05] ---
    Take as many as you want.
[14:08] ---
    Enjoy the free benefits.
[14:11] ---
    Thank god I returned her favor.
[14:16] ---
    What are you worried about?
[14:17] ---
    It's natural that someone likes you.
[14:20] ---
    Sir, is there a way to crack this game?
[14:20] ---
    "Sun"
    Sir, is there a way to crack this game?
[14:23] ---
    Men of great power can directly break
    or remove the sign with their power.
[14:29] ---
    Still trying to use it on me.
[14:31] ---
    I've returned her favor
    and no longer meet the precondition.
[14:35] ---
    Could it be that her bodyguard
    didn't give her the pill?
[14:38] ---
    This Wang Ling is so annoying.
[14:40] ---
    Staring at me like that.
[14:45] ---
    What does it mean?
[14:46] ---
    Something round.
[14:49] ---
    Could it be...
[14:50] ---
    ...the pill?
[14:52] ---
    Eating it
[14:54] ---
    is good to you.
[14:56] ---
    Please.
[14:58] ---
    Of course there are imposers sometimes...
[15:03] ---
    Could it be a pill of high power?
[15:05] ---
    He wants to help boost my spiritual power,
    to become chief of class.
[15:11] ---
    What Wang Ling actually means is
    the dry noodles of yours taste good. Thank you.
[15:16] ---
    What he's been taking is just low-power pills,
[15:18] ---
    special pills that reduce
    one's spiritual forces.
[15:22] ---
    Matcha flavored.
[15:25] ---
    This feels like falling down
    from clouds 30000 feet above.
[15:38] ---
    Lack of spiritual force
    will end the seduction before it works.
[15:43] ---
    Wang Ling, what kind of pill did you give me?
[15:48] ---
    Now let's have a student up here
    to give us a demonstration.
[15:53] ---
    Sun Rong.
[15:56] ---
    Yes.
[15:58] ---
    You always learn fast.
[16:00] ---
    Come and give us a demonstration
    of what is said in the book.
[16:05] ---
    All right.
[16:17] ---
    Thank you.
[16:19] ---
    You're welcome.
[16:21] ---
    That was a close call. Use caution.
[16:24] ---
    Now you do it, Wang Ling. Read it.
[16:28] ---
    Not giving the tiniest part of me
    to benefit the world.
[16:37] ---
    "Diligence Pays Off,
    Accumulation Makes You Shine"
    Very good. Next,
[16:40] ---
    "Diligence Pays Off,
    Accumulation Makes You Shine"
    candidates Sun Rong and Chen Chao,
[16:43] ---
    "Diligence Pays Off,
    Accumulation Makes You Shine"
    is the election of our chief of class.
[16:51] ---
    --Congratulations, Chief Chen.
[16:52] ---
    --To cheat the world
    --Congratulations, Chief Chen.
[16:53] ---
    --To cheat the world
    --I'll count on you, Chief.
[16:55] ---
    --rather than be cheated by the world.
    --I'll count on you, Chief.
[16:56] ---
    --rather than be cheated by the world.
    --I'll count on you.
[16:57] ---
    That's impossible.
[16:59] ---
    Sun Rong is paying for what you did.
[17:05] ---
    Those gestures may look random,
[17:07] ---
    but they cracked the game
    on the entire class at great ease.
[17:11] ---
    Even I haven't seen anything like that.
[17:14] ---
    Moreover, mastering the recantation
    after hearing it only once,
[17:17] ---
    he is no ordinary person.
[17:22] ---
    OK.
[17:42] ---
    How annoying.
[17:45] ---
    If he wanted to hurt me,
    why did he support me at the shop?
[17:49] ---
    "Wang"
    If he wanted to hurt me,
    why did he support me at the shop?
[17:52] ---
    "Wang"
    Not giving the tiniest part of me
    to benefit the world.
[17:58] ---
    "Wang"
    Just can't drive him out of my mind.
[18:00] ---
    Just can't drive him out of my mind.
[18:04] ---
    Sparks fall in the stream at your foot.
[18:11] ---
    Butterfly fly by your side look into the sky.
[18:17] ---
    After so many nights,
[18:24] ---
    You face is fading out of my memory.
[18:31] ---
    With the ferris wheel hanging up there,
[18:34] ---
    I look towards you in the colorful lights.
[18:38] ---
    Twinkling warmth stops in front of your eyes.
[18:47] ---
    The star-dotted dome
[18:50] ---
    reflects you in the lonesome moonlight.
[19:41] ---
    In the endless recollections,
[19:44] ---
    there are you in my remote dreams.

E3 - Steps to Make Vitality Pills
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[00:29] ---
    Walk alone in the night.
[00:39] ---
    Look down on the hurrying steps.
[00:47] ---
    Everything is cultivated.
[00:50] ---
    Glimmers in the eyes
[00:52] ---
    never leave a trace.
[00:55] ---
    "The Daily Life of the IMMORTAL KING"
    How to avoid the true mirage.
[00:56] ---
    How to avoid the true mirage.
[01:00] ---
    How much defense does it take
[01:03] ---
    to resist loneliness?
[01:05] ---
    In the face of glory and defeat,
[01:08] ---
    how could I pretend not to care?
[01:11] ---
    Listen to your heart.
[01:13] ---
    Are you going to wander or go forward?
[01:16] ---
    So you can watch me now,
[01:18] ---
    Break the seal on the universe.
[01:21] ---
    Swirl your impact against everything old.
[01:24] ---
    Tear up the tranquility of the night.
[01:26] ---
    So you can watch me now,
[01:29] ---
    When I am set free.
[01:31] ---
    You're gonna be in fear,
[01:34] ---
    and get your defeat.
[01:36] ---
    I want to remain unknown
[01:38] ---
    however reversed the days and nights are.
[01:39] ---
    I want to remain hidden
[01:41] ---
    but the world is in disorder.
[01:42] ---
    I don't want to be immortal,
[01:43] ---
    but I have to fight.
[01:44] ---
    Break through it and go in hot pursuit.
[01:56] ---
    For today's pill refining class,
[01:57] ---
    what brand of furnace did you bring?
[01:59] ---
    Xiao Mai's new electric furnace.
[02:01] ---
    And you, Xiao Jing?
[02:03] ---
    Nothing special.
[02:05] ---
    A Fruit iFire Xmax furnace.
[02:09] ---
    A counterfeit bought on Pinxixi.
[02:11] ---
    Do you think I can't see it?
[02:13] ---
    It's nothing but a smuggled furnace on Goudong.
[02:15] ---
    No need to show off.
[02:18] ---
    Chief.
[02:22] ---
    You even brought the copper cauldron
    from home, Chen Chao.
[02:25] ---
    My great grandfather used this cauldron
[02:27] ---
    to refine level 9 golden pills.
[02:31] ---
    You are awesome, Chief.
[02:33] ---
    It can even make golden pills.
[02:41] ---
    He must be thinking of something unrealistic.
[02:59] ---
    --Good morning, Sun Rong.
[03:00] ---
    --Wang Ling.
    --Good morning, Sun Rong.
[03:06] ---
    At this moment, seeing the sign of spell
    over Sun Rong's head, he knows instantly
[03:08] ---
    "Wang"
    At this moment, seeing the sign of spell
    over Sun Rong's head, he knows instantly
[03:11] ---
    he has seduced Sun Rong's heart at some point.
[03:15] ---
    So he makes a prompt decision.
[03:18] ---
    Sun Rong.
[03:26] ---
    "Wang"
[03:33] ---
    OK.
[03:34] ---
    It's all right now.
[03:36] ---
    What was that Value 5 doing?
[03:38] ---
    I don't understand his way of flirting a girl.
[03:43] ---
    What happened, Madam?
[03:45] ---
    Madam.
[03:47] ---
    What happened to me?
[03:53] ---
    "Pill Refining Class"
[03:53] ---
    "Pill Refining Class"
    Today, we're going to learn how
    to make the most basic vitality pills.
[03:57] ---
    The procedures are simple,
    so I'm going to make it quick.
[04:00] ---
    I hope you can stay up with me.
[04:02] ---
    Yes.
[04:05] ---
    "Steps to Make Vitality Pills"
    "Instructor: Pan Shengcong"
[04:07] ---
    "Steps to Make Vitality Pills"
    "Instructor: Pan Shengcong"
    Steps to make vitality pills.
[04:11] ---
    First get a Yangcheng pot ready.
[04:14] ---
    Next, gold sand,
    tortoise shell, dragon bone.
[04:18] ---
    Cut up, grind, put in.
[04:20] ---
    Acorus tatarinowii, cut up.
[04:22] ---
    Radix polygalae, cut up.
[04:23] ---
    Scatter it in.
[04:24] ---
    Add Powder No. 15
    and 7 drops of lapis lazuli oil.
[04:26] ---
    Flatten. Put in the furnace. Close it.
[04:27] ---
    Tape it. Seal up the furnace. Fire.
[04:29] ---
    Set the alarm to 7:15pm.
[04:32] ---
    Are you all clear about the process?
[04:37] ---
    Now let's see what you can do.
[04:40] ---
    Time for me to show them what I've got.
[04:43] ---
    First, refining pills is an art of fire.
[04:48] ---
    The big cauldron of the Chen family was
    designed for refining large quantities of pills.
[04:53] ---
    For a small quantity like this,
    it is hard to control the time of heating.
[05:00] ---
    Sun Rong behaves like she knows something.
[05:04] ---
    She even brought the refining machine
    from her family's factory.
[05:07] ---
    Would the pill be a credit to her?
[05:13] ---
    What?
[05:14] ---
    Someone is using a microwave
    oven to do the refining.
[05:17] ---
    Forget it.
[05:18] ---
    It's time to show my magic tool.
[05:23] ---
    What is this?
[05:24] ---
    What is it?
[05:25] ---
    It took quite a lot of my money
    and efforts to get this treasure.
[05:29] ---
    Elegant shape. Antique style.
[05:32] ---
    Built-in temperature control
    and display of position and time.
[05:37] ---
    Next, put in the ingredients.
[05:41] ---
    It can automatically judge Fengshui direction
    and take in spiritual force.
[05:46] ---
    --This furnace is so delicate.
    --It's just the spiritual essence
    of a copper furnace.
[05:49] ---
    It looks alive.
[05:51] ---
    Shut up.
[05:55] ---
    This is not bad.
[05:56] ---
    I should have one someday.
[05:59] ---
    Chief Chen.
[06:01] ---
    It exploded.
[06:03] ---
    To refine pills, it takes
    not enthusiasm and vigor,
[06:07] ---
    but attention and patience.
[06:13] ---
    My dad is going to kill me.
[06:16] ---
    Is the Chief OK?
[06:18] ---
    Never mind.
[06:19] ---
    He must be running around the schoolyard.
[06:22] ---
    It's going to take 7 hours.
[06:24] ---
    We'll come back by then
    to check the pills you've made.
[06:27] ---
    Yes.
[06:34] ---
    "Guo Hao: May look idle in class,
    but studies hard at home"
    "Skilled in: Pill Refining, Amulet Spells"
    "Hobbies: Video Games"
[06:37] ---
    "Chen Chao: Teenager from a Kong Fu Family,
    thinks muscles solve every problem"
    "Skilled in: Sports"
    "Hobbies: Vigor"
[06:45] ---
    I haven't eaten a spiritual pet for a long time.
[06:47] ---
    Back in my time, by eating
    things weaker than I was,
[06:49] ---
    I gradually evolved into a demon king.
[06:52] ---
    If I can start over, I will rise up again.
[06:59] ---
    I knew you were up to something.
[07:02] ---
    Lucky I came in time.
[07:10] ---
    Stop.
[07:15] ---
    Stupid human.
[07:16] ---
    I jumped from the 5th to the 4th floor,
[07:18] ---
    and he jumped directly to the ground floor.
[07:25] ---
    How did you end up here?
[07:27] ---
    Let's talk nicely.
[07:28] ---
    Nicely. Don't come any closer.
[07:40] ---
    The Chief has run 12 laps.
[07:42] ---
    He has such a strong body.
[07:48] ---
    Dad,
[07:49] ---
    I have a pill refining class today,
    so I want to borrow the copper cauldron.
[07:52] ---
    That is the treasure of
    our family for generations.
[07:55] ---
    I don't want it damaged.
[07:58] ---
    The furnace is for the purpose
    of refining golden pills
[08:00] ---
    to give credit to our Chen family, isn't it?
[08:07] ---
    You know what the result will be
    if you don't get No. 1.
[08:11] ---
    Dad.
[08:21] ---
    Men
[08:25] ---
    Guo Hao, I can explain.
[08:29] ---
    Why do you have...
[08:33] ---
    ...my treasured furnace?
[08:34] ---
    Put it on the ground gently.
[08:38] ---
    Back up.
[08:44] ---
    You'd better give me a reasonable explanation.
[08:53] ---
    At his weakest point,
[08:56] ---
    Chen Chao was intruded by the mind evil.
[09:03] ---
    Sun Rong.
[09:09] ---
    Lord Wang Ling.
[09:11] ---
    Did she think even the Value 5
    was better than I?
[09:17] ---
    --He's not good enough for being the Chief.
[09:18] ---
    --He's so weak.
    --He's not good enough for being the Chief.
[09:19] ---
    --He's so weak.
    --Wang Ling's microwave oven makes better pills.
[09:20] ---
    --He'd better quit.
    --Wang Ling's microwave oven makes better pills.
[09:24] ---
    Refining pills and he ended up in an explosion.
[09:29] ---
    Bye-bye, Chief Explosion.
[09:34] ---
    No.
[09:41] ---
    Sun Rong.
[09:47] ---
    I'm coming to save you.
[09:49] ---
    Froggy 2 swallowed my furnace.
[09:51] ---
    You went after him from
    the 5th floor to the 4th floor.
[09:53] ---
    You took the furnace out of his mouth
    and then washed it in the toilet.
[09:59] ---
    Is that what happened?
[10:00] ---
    Do you think I believe it?
[10:02] ---
    Ask your furnace if you don't.
[10:10] ---
    Is this how you treated my treasure?
[10:12] ---
    You are a dead man, Wang Ling.
[10:24] ---
    Oh my god. What did I do?
[10:28] ---
    What did I do? What did I do?
[10:30] ---
    Thank goodness, it's not serious.
[10:32] ---
    Mind evil and weak toxicity.
[10:34] ---
    The art of grand purification will do.
[10:37] ---
    We mustn't let anyone know about this.
[10:39] ---
    You take the head. I take the legs.
[10:42] ---
    Come on.
[10:44] ---
    Pill Refining Class
[10:47] ---
    The pentatoxic potion I made
    was intended for external use.
[10:50] ---
    It can induce patches of rashes on the skin.
[10:52] ---
    But Chen Chao drank it,
[10:54] ---
    which made things must worse.
[10:56] ---
    If the toxic is not removed within four hours.
[10:58] ---
    he will be in grave danger.
[10:59] ---
    Actually, it is not that bad.
[11:02] ---
    I can...
[11:02] ---
    Wang Ling, if you can
    make an antidote for me,
[11:05] ---
    and keep this thing a secret,
[11:07] ---
    I will not blame you anymore
    of taking my furnace.
[11:14] ---
    Do whatever you want.
[11:17] ---
    Now try to find the textbook for
    pill refining, Level 3, Book One.
[11:21] ---
    Found it.
[11:22] ---
    Now, go get the ingredients for me.
[11:26] ---
    Angelica sinensis, 30 grams.
[11:27] ---
    Vigna angularis rolls, 80 grams.
[11:29] ---
    Ligusticum wallichii, 90 grams.
[11:30] ---
    Scutellaria baicalensis, 90 grams.
[11:32] ---
    Shengmianqi, 30 grams.
[11:33] ---
    Rhizoma Cyperi, 30 grams.
[11:35] ---
    Cistanche deserticola, 90 grams.
[11:36] ---
    Cornus officinalis, 90 grams.
[11:37] ---
    Radix Cyathulae, 30 grams.
[11:54] ---
    Plus 4 hours to refine.
[11:57] ---
    Wait.
[11:58] ---
    The instructor is coming back soon.
[12:01] ---
    We can have the antidote in 4 hours,
[12:03] ---
    but the instructor and the classmates
    will be back in 2 hours.
[12:06] ---
    Where are we going to hide Chen Chao?
[12:09] ---
    When the instructor collects the pill
    we make, what are going to give to her?
[12:12] ---
    What now? What now?
[12:13] ---
    Don't just sit there, Wang Ling. Do something.
[12:20] ---
    Don't touch my furnace.
[12:26] ---
    Are you all right, baby?
[12:28] ---
    What was that light?
[12:30] ---
    What did that thing do to my furnace?
[12:33] ---
    Wang Ling, look.
[12:36] ---
    Pre-heating just started,
    and it has turned orange already.
[12:39] ---
    Normally this doesn't happen in just 2 minutes.
[12:41] ---
    Maybe...
[12:52] ---
    ...the heating process was sped up.
[12:54] ---
    I didn't know you could do this.
[12:55] ---
    Of course I can.
[12:56] ---
    My spiritual force is a timeline.
[12:58] ---
    With enough spiritual force,
[13:00] ---
    I can speed up the timeline,
[13:02] ---
    and even reverse the timeline.
[13:05] ---
    That means, if we give
    Froggy 2 more spiritual force,
[13:08] ---
    he will be able to produce accelerating rays.
[13:10] ---
    We'll get the antidote much sooner.
[13:13] ---
    Now you know my power, don't you?
[13:15] ---
    Why don't you untie me, now.
[13:19] ---
    Wait.
[13:20] ---
    What do you want to do?
[13:31] ---
    Why did you make two antidote pills?
[13:33] ---
    I was thinking of testing it on me
    to see if it was effective.
[13:37] ---
    But now, we have a more convenient subject.
[13:43] ---
    Don't touch me.
[13:45] ---
    "Pentatoxic Potion"
    "Antidote"
[13:46] ---
    "Pentatoxic Potion"
    "Antidote"
    "Use"
    "Abort"
[13:48] ---
    "After using the pentatoxic potion,
    Froggy 2 is poisoned!"
[13:50] ---
    "Pentatoxic Potion"
[13:53] ---
    The rashes are gone.
[13:54] ---
    Chen Chao can take it now.
[13:57] ---
    Wang Ling,
[13:59] ---
    help Chen Chao up.
[14:03] ---
    I think he'll wake by the end of the school day.
[14:08] ---
    Oh no.
[14:08] ---
    The instructor and classmates are coming back.
[14:11] ---
    What do we do? What do we do now?
[14:18] ---
    I'm going to delay them at the door.
[14:20] ---
    You handle them here.
[14:23] ---
    Guo Hao, why are you here?
[14:26] ---
    Because...
[14:28] ---
    I didn't know if I set
    the heating time correctly.
[14:30] ---
    I just wanted to make sure.
[14:32] ---
    Now let's have a look at what you came up with.
[14:35] ---
    Wait, madam. You can't go in now.
[14:38] ---
    Madam. Madam.
[14:41] ---
    Wang Ling was really quick.
[14:47] ---
    So this is your furnace.
[14:50] ---
    Wait a minute, Madam.
[14:51] ---
    It still has two more steps to go.
[14:56] ---
    What's going on?
[14:57] ---
    --Guo Hao has made golden pills.
    --How did these vitality pills
    get into my furnace?
[14:59] ---
    They look so fine.
[15:01] ---
    Could it be...
[15:05] ---
    That's my pal.
[15:06] ---
    He put the pills he made into my furnace.
[15:11] ---
    Did he really make the pill
    with that microwave oven?
[15:16] ---
    Not bad. I give you a score of 85.
[15:19] ---
    Wang Ling was back early too.
[15:23] ---
    No. What about his vitality pills?
[15:29] ---
    Wang Ling,
[15:31] ---
    we are making pills, not explosive.
[15:34] ---
    I get it.
[15:36] ---
    Wang Ling put the pill that caused Chen
    Chao's explosion into his microwave oven.
[15:42] ---
    Wang Ling, you are my pal for my lifetime.
[15:46] ---
    In fact, Guo Hao was wrong.
[15:49] ---
    When washing the furnace,
[15:51] ---
    Wang Ling didn't take out the vitality pill.
[15:54] ---
    When Guo Hao was making the antidote,
[15:56] ---
    he made the vitality pill along with it.
[16:00] ---
    Wang Ling did nothing at all.
[16:04] ---
    The microwave oven just failed to make a pill.
[16:09] ---
    As for Chen Chao's pill...
[16:25] ---
    You wake up finally.
[16:26] ---
    When we were leaving,
[16:28] ---
    we saw you lying on the ground exhausted.
[16:30] ---
    So we took you here.
[16:33] ---
    Oh, yes, my cauldron.
[16:35] ---
    Look behind you.
[16:38] ---
    We managed to repair it.
[16:41] ---
    You guys repaired it for me?
[16:43] ---
    Of course.
[16:47] ---
    Wang Ling,
[16:49] ---
    I'm sorry.
[16:57] ---
    Sparks fall in the stream at your foot.
[17:03] ---
    Butterfly fly by your side look into the sky.
[17:10] ---
    After so many nights,
[17:17] ---
    You face is fading out of my memory.
[17:23] ---
    With the ferris wheel hanging up there,
[17:27] ---
    I look towards you in the colorful lights.
[17:31] ---
    Twinkling warmth stops in front of your eyes.
[17:40] ---
    The star-dotted dome
[17:43] ---
    reflects you in the lonesome moonlight.
[18:33] ---
    In the endless recollections,
[18:36] ---
    there are you in my remote dreams.
[18:50] ---
    Taming the demon king.
    Driving out the mind evil.
[18:54] ---
    Good at many kinds of spectacular magical arts.
[18:56] ---
    This should be the one you are looking for.
[19:01] ---
    This year's freshmen are quite interesting.
[19:04] ---
    Wang Ling.

E4 - The Girl at the Door for a Date
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[00:33] ---
    The fireworks...
[00:35] ---
    are so beautiful.
[00:54] ---
    Walk alone in the night.
[01:04] ---
    Look down on the hurrying steps.
[01:12] ---
    Everything is cultivated.
[01:15] ---
    Glimmers in the eyes
[01:17] ---
    never leave a trace.
[01:20] ---
    "The Daily Life of the IMMORTAL KING"
    How to avoid the true mirage.
[01:22] ---
    How to avoid the true mirage.
[01:25] ---
    How much defense does it take
[01:28] ---
    to resist loneliness?
[01:31] ---
    In the face of glory and defeat,
[01:33] ---
    how could I pretend not to care?
[01:36] ---
    Listen to your heart.
[01:38] ---
    Are you going to wander or go forward?
[01:41] ---
    So you can watch me now,
[01:44] ---
    Break the seal on the universe.
[01:46] ---
    Swirl your impact against everything old.
[01:49] ---
    Tear up the tranquility of the night.
[01:51] ---
    So you can watch me now,
[01:54] ---
    When I was set free.
[01:57] ---
    You're gonna be in fear,
[01:59] ---
    and get your defeat.
[02:02] ---
    I want to remain unknown
[02:03] ---
    however reversed the days and nights are.
[02:04] ---
    I want to remain hidden
[02:06] ---
    but the world is in disorder.
[02:07] ---
    I don't want to be immortal,
[02:08] ---
    but I have to fight.
[02:10] ---
    Break through it and go in hot pursuit.
[02:20] ---
    Class is over.
[02:22] ---
    On the afternoon campus,
[02:24] ---
    a scent of hormone floats in the air.
[02:28] ---
    Sun Rong is walking towards her prey,
[02:31] ---
    and the prey doesn't know a bit
    what is happening to him.
[02:36] ---
    But this time, the hunter becomes
    the target of someone else.
[02:41] ---
    The wheel of fate keeps turning.
[02:44] ---
    At the top of the food chain,
[02:47] ---
    a new competitor appears.
[02:54] ---
    Brother Wang.
[02:57] ---
    "Diligence Pays Off,
    Accumulation Makes You Shine"
[02:58] ---
    "Diligence Pays Off,
    Accumulation Makes You Shine"
    Do you have time for a date tomorrow?
[03:01] ---
    She is so direct that Wang Ling
    is at loss for a response.
[03:06] ---
    Sun Rong has Wang Ling as her target,
[03:08] ---
    but she doesn't know that
    she herself is also a target.
[03:13] ---
    Target confirmed.
[03:14] ---
    Sun Rong, heir to the Flower Fruit Group,
[03:17] ---
    has no brain or armor. To be killed by one shot.
[03:19] ---
    Waiting for orders.
[03:21] ---
    Do it.
[03:31] ---
    At that moment, this killer...
[03:35] ---
    ...feels a huge unknown pressure.
[03:39] ---
    Brother Wang,
[03:42] ---
    please date me.
[03:49] ---
    You useless thing.
[03:50] ---
    The boss just had a burp. Why are you so scared?
[03:55] ---
    Wang Ling.
[03:57] ---
    Yes.
[04:01] ---
    Come to my office.
[04:03] ---
    Wang Ling is not to let go of
    this opportunity to get away.
[04:16] ---
    Boss, target lost.
[04:18] ---
    We'll follow her to the next sniping point.
[04:23] ---
    Go.
[04:25] ---
    Yes.
[04:27] ---
    Why?
[04:28] ---
    Give me one more chance.
[04:30] ---
    Next time.
[04:31] ---
    There is someone tough on campus.
[04:40] ---
    Where are you going after school?
[04:43] ---
    Are you coming along?
[04:45] ---
    She should have given it up.
[04:49] ---
    I didn't expect that he agreed so squarely.
[04:53] ---
    What Wang Ling meant
    was to escape with Wang Zukang.
[04:58] ---
    He didn't know this would
    evolve into a love story.
[05:04] ---
    "Faction Sixty Official Website"
[05:06] ---
    So this is the Value 5 guy.
[05:10] ---
    Is it true? He has skipped
    a lot of years' hardworking.
[05:12] ---
    This is the Value 5.
[05:15] ---
    --He is the Value 5.
    --I want to skip 20 years, too.
[05:17] ---
    --Who is he?
    --I want to skip 20 years, too.
[05:19] ---
    --Date. Date. Date. Date.
[05:22] ---
    --He's super.
    --Date. Date. Date. Date.
[05:24] ---
    Kill him if he refuses his wife's request.
[05:26] ---
    Today is the darkest in my life.
[05:27] ---
    Darling.
[05:31] ---
    This opportunity may be better.
[05:36] ---
    "Instructor's Office"
[05:36] ---
    "Instructor's Office"
    Wang Ling,
[05:38] ---
    this is the Joint Honorary Master
    Immortal of the School League,
[05:41] ---
    Master Zhuo Yi.
[05:43] ---
    He has something to ask you.
[05:45] ---
    Hello, Wang Ling.
[05:48] ---
    Instructor Wang, will you...
[05:51] ---
    OK, I'll leave you alone.
[05:58] ---
    You were that little buddy who defeated
    the Giant Frog some years ago?
[06:05] ---
    A tempered demon,
[06:06] ---
    and you beat it with just one kick.
[06:09] ---
    All the people think I did it.
[06:13] ---
    Master,
[06:15] ---
    I've been looking for you all these years.
[06:17] ---
    When I saw your great power back then,
[06:19] ---
    I was determined to find you,
[06:22] ---
    and have you as my master.
[06:23] ---
    50...
[06:25] ---
    50%...
[06:28] ---
    trick of forgetting.
[06:36] ---
    100% trick of forgetting.
[06:38] ---
    Targets beamed at by this trick
[06:41] ---
    loses memory about designated events,
[06:43] ---
    and at the same time, has the risk
    of falling in a persist vegetative state.
[06:46] ---
    For the safety of his target,
[06:48] ---
    Wang Ling usually reduces his power by half,
[06:51] ---
    only using 50% of this trick of forgetting.
[06:56] ---
    Thank you, instructor.
[07:03] ---
    Master Zhuo, did you get the answer?
[07:23] ---
    Killers.
[07:27] ---
    Brother Wang,
[07:32] ---
    get up to date me.
[07:38] ---
    It was a dream.
[07:56] ---
    Brother Wang.
[08:00] ---
    Are you up, son?
[08:01] ---
    Come and have breakfast.
[08:03] ---
    What is he going to do when a girl
    is at his door asking for a date?
[08:06] ---
    As a student, he is supposed
    to concentrate on his study.
[08:11] ---
    Neither his father nor his mother
    is supposed to agree to this.
[08:19] ---
    Come on, finish it.
[08:20] ---
    It's bad manners to keep a girl waiting.
[08:22] ---
    It's just a date. Don't be nervous, son.
[08:25] ---
    Our family DNA has great charms.
[08:31] ---
    Not nervous?
[08:32] ---
    Someone went on his first date
[08:35] ---
    and my dog scared the shit out of him.
[08:37] ---
    A normal girl wouldn't have
    raised a wheezing dog.
[08:40] ---
    --You said it was lovely.
    --It looks like
[08:41] ---
    --his parents are happy about this relation.
[08:42] ---
    --He hadn't bitten me when I said that.
    --his parents are happy about this relation.
[08:50] ---
    "Sun Rong: Get up, lazy bug."
[08:52] ---
    "Sun Rong: Get up, lazy bug."
    "Chen Chao: Wish you happiness."
[08:53] ---
    "Sun Rong: Get up, lazy bug."
    "Chen Chao: Wish you happiness."
    "Guo Hao: Go for it, Chen Chao."
[08:54] ---
    "Sun Rong: Get up, lazy bug."
    "Chen Chao: Wish you happiness."
    "Guo Hao: Go for it, Chen Chao."
    "Mom: Come down here, son."
[08:55] ---
    "Here comes his time."
[08:59] ---
    Son, look, these are high-end nutrition pills
    Miss Sun gave your mother.
[09:04] ---
    --Gold pill gift pack.
[09:05] ---
    --Let me have a try.
    --Gold pill gift pack.
[09:06] ---
    It is so powerful.
[09:09] ---
    One pill would cost me one month's salary.
[09:12] ---
    After using it, your mom will
    become extremely beautiful.
[09:15] ---
    Look, look.
[09:17] ---
    --So smooth.
    --Don't touch me.
[09:18] ---
    Disgusting.
[09:22] ---
    Keep good company of the girl.
[09:23] ---
    We don't mind if you come home late today.
[09:25] ---
    Dad and I will have dinner without you.
[09:27] ---
    "World Peace"
[09:29] ---
    It can be confirmed from their eyes
    that they are his real parents.
[09:35] ---
    Now that it happened, take it easy.
[09:38] ---
    Wang Ling has never been
    in anything like this in his life.
[09:43] ---
    Finally.
[09:44] ---
    Get in.
[09:45] ---
    He suddenly hopes that the killers that
    Froggy 2 mentioned show up now.
[09:51] ---
    Miss Sun, look here.
[09:53] ---
    The cars of Miss Sun,
    heir to the Flower and Fruit Group,
[09:55] ---
    have just left with her
    and her supposed boyfriend.
[09:57] ---
    We will update you with the latest news.
[10:01] ---
    "Tabloid News"
[10:06] ---
    We didn't find a good chance.
[10:08] ---
    They got away in a car.
[10:09] ---
    Follow them.
[10:11] ---
    Remember. This is your last chance.
[10:15] ---
    Yes.
[10:17] ---
    I'm taking you to a fabulous place today.
[10:20] ---
    It is called Heavenly Paradise,
[10:22] ---
    a real estate project of my family
    combining commerce and recreation.
[10:24] ---
    "HEAVENLY PARADISE"
    a real estate project of my family
    combining commerce and recreation.
[10:25] ---
    "HEAVENLY PARADISE"
[10:36] ---
    Welcome.
[10:38] ---
    Why isn't there anybody in this place?
[10:40] ---
    Because my grandfather
    built this place for me only.
[10:44] ---
    But I told him I wanted to spend
    my time here with the one I love.
[10:48] ---
    So... this is my first time to be here.
[10:55] ---
    I should thank you.
[11:02] ---
    I was kidding.
[11:03] ---
    They have this place cleared for your sake.
[11:12] ---
    Welcome, Madam.
[11:14] ---
    I'll have the greatest fun I've ever had today.
[11:17] ---
    This place is like my home,
    so you don't have to follow me.
[11:20] ---
    I'll be with my brother. He'll take care of me.
[11:25] ---
    Let's go.
[11:28] ---
    Come on.
[11:30] ---
    "Tourist Entrance ♪3"
[11:32] ---
    Warmup done.
[11:34] ---
    Target unprepared.
[11:36] ---
    If you don't kill her this time,
[11:38] ---
    you don't have to come back.
[11:39] ---
    "Cave of The Universe"
    
[11:41] ---
    This is the well-known Prophecy Wall
    of the Cave of The Universe.
[11:43] ---
    The legend goes that it was the best work of
    a cultivation stonemason tens of centuries ago.
[11:47] ---
    So if you put your hands in the fairy's mouth,
[11:51] ---
    the stone wall reinforced with spiritual
    force will give you a prophecy
[11:53] ---
    of your future relation by means of an echo.
[11:55] ---
    It is said to be very accurate.
[11:57] ---
    I have a friend. The stone wall
    said he would fall into evil tricks.
[12:00] ---
    And then he was really on fire
    when he was rising to a higher level.
[12:05] ---
    We've found her.
[12:07] ---
    Let's try it.
[12:12] ---
    Come on, Brother Wang.
[12:44] ---
    Brother Wang.
[12:46] ---
    You...
[12:47] ---
    You were smiling at me?
[12:56] ---
    What will be the next item?
[12:59] ---
    Thank you for coming. Take care.
[13:07] ---
    What kind of a gun is this? What a huge recoil.
[13:10] ---
    I told you to wait.
[13:11] ---
    This gun is new to us.
    We need to get used to it.
[13:44] ---
    It is so hard to use it.
[13:46] ---
    A backward somersault for
    every shot. It could get killed.
[13:53] ---
    Brother Wang, do you want
    a ride on the Ferris wheel?
[13:59] ---
    Let's get on the wheel,
[14:00] ---
    and I'll ask them to play fireworks
    for us. What do you think?
[14:04] ---
    Very good.
[14:05] ---
    Wang Ling thinks he can have
    a moment of quietness on the wheel.
[14:16] ---
    Wait for me.
[14:19] ---
    Oh, no. The master is in trouble.
[14:24] ---
    Killers in the Heavenly Paradise.
[14:25] ---
    On this clear and blessed day of spring,
[14:30] ---
    Madam Sun Rong and Mr. Wang Ling are
    happily together, for the day and the night.
[14:37] ---
    --What are we waiting for?
    --What are they talking about?
[14:38] ---
    --Show me some fireworks.
    --What are they talking about?
[14:39] ---
    --Show me some fireworks.
    --How embarrassing.
[14:43] ---
    Wang Ling is distracted by the fireworks.
[14:54] ---
    Who are you? What do you want?
[15:00] ---
    Thank you.
[15:06] ---
    We have been busy all night,
    everyone has ignored us.
[15:10] ---
    What a failure.
[15:12] ---
    Wang Ling is kind of grateful to the two killers
[15:14] ---
    for the moment of quietness they have brought.
[15:21] ---
    Uncles,
[15:22] ---
    you are from the Shadow Faction, aren't you?
[15:24] ---
    Madam Sun does have a special insight.
[15:27] ---
    It's a pity...
[15:28] ---
    You fools.
[15:29] ---
    This is her trick.
    She is trying to make you talk.
[15:34] ---
    Damn. I almost fell into it.
[15:38] ---
    It is I who you want to kill.
[15:41] ---
    Please let my brother go.
[15:43] ---
    So he is your brother.
[15:45] ---
    We thought he was your boyfriend.
[15:47] ---
    Don't worry.
[15:48] ---
    We don't kill anyone who is not our target.
    Walk alone in the night.
[15:50] ---
    Walk alone in the night.
[15:58] ---
    Look down on the hurrying steps.
[16:06] ---
    Everything is cultivated.
    
[16:07] ---
    Everything is cultivated.
    At this crucial moment,
[16:08] ---
    Everything is cultivated.
    if I don't persist,
[16:09] ---
    Glimmers in the eyes
    if I don't persist,
[16:10] ---
    Glimmers in the eyes
    Brother Wang will be in danger.
[16:12] ---
    never leave a trace.
    Brother Wang will be in danger.
[16:13] ---
    never leave a trace.
    So...
[16:14] ---
    How to avoid the true mirage.
    
[16:15] ---
    How to avoid the true mirage.
    Brother Wang,
[16:17] ---
    How to avoid the true mirage.
    don't do anything foolish.
[16:19] ---
    How much defense does it take
    
[16:21] ---
    How much defense does it take
    Get out of here.
[16:22] ---
    to resist loneliness?
    
[16:23] ---
    to resist loneliness?
    Now.
[16:25] ---
    In the face of glory and defeat,
[16:27] ---
    how could I pretend not to care?
    What do you want to do?
[16:29] ---
    how could I pretend not to care?
    You damned fools.
[16:30] ---
    Listen to your heart.
    You damned fools.
[16:32] ---
    Are you going to wander or go forward?
[16:35] ---
    So you can watch me now,
[16:38] ---
    Break the seal on the universe.
    Don't kill me, master immortal.
[16:40] ---
    Swirl your impact against everything old.
    Don't kill me, master immortal.
[16:43] ---
    Tear up the tranquility of the night.
    
[16:45] ---
    Tear up the tranquility of the night.
    How come I'm up in the air?
[16:46] ---
    So you can watch me now,
    How come I'm up in the air?
[16:48] ---
    When I am set free.
[16:51] ---
    You're gonna be in fear,
[16:53] ---
    and get your defeat.
[16:56] ---
    I want to remain unknown
[16:57] ---
    however reversed the days and nights are.
[16:58] ---
    I want to remain hidden
[17:00] ---
    but the world is in disorder.
[17:01] ---
    I don't want to be immortal,
[17:02] ---
    but I have to fight.
[17:04] ---
    Break through it and go in hot pursuit.
[17:07] ---
    This is...
[17:09] ---
    Mercy of the God.
[17:12] ---
    Master.
[17:13] ---
    Supreme.
[17:22] ---
    This is our secret.
[17:24] ---
    Promise.
[17:31] ---
    This is the first time in Wang Ling's life
[17:33] ---
    that he has used 100% trick of promise.
[17:36] ---
    In this way, every memory in Sun
    Rong's mind of what happened today
[17:39] ---
    will be sealed up forever as a secret,
[17:42] ---
    but not erased.
[17:45] ---
    Fireworks burst in the sky.
[17:48] ---
    Love-filled hearts ripple tonight.
[17:50] ---
    We wish the two newlyweds
    united forever till the end of time.
[17:59] ---
    Sparks fall in the stream at your foot.
[18:05] ---
    Butterfly fly by your side look into the sky.
[18:12] ---
    After so many nights,
[18:19] ---
    You face is fading out of my memory.
[18:25] ---
    With the ferris wheel hanging up there,
[18:29] ---
    I look towards you in the colorful lights.
[18:33] ---
    Twinkling warmth stops in front of your eyes.
[18:42] ---
    The star-dotted dome
[18:45] ---
    reflects you in the lonesome moonlight.
[19:36] ---
    In the endless recollections,
[19:39] ---
    there are you in my remote dreams.

E5 - Three Brothers from the Shadow Faction
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[00:20] ---
    The assassination failed.
[00:25] ---
    Sun Rong is still alive, safe and sound.
[00:29] ---
    My client is very unhappy.
[00:33] ---
    Our men were blasted into Mercy of the God,
    and you don't even know who did it.
[00:41] ---
    Boss, according to our intelligence,
[00:43] ---
    she may have a very strong and
    powerful man beside to protect her.
[00:46] ---
    That's why our men...
[00:54] ---
    Over the past hundreds of years,
[00:56] ---
    the Shadow Faction has had 100% success
[01:00] ---
    to stay on the top of this trade.
[01:03] ---
    This time, it is a huge humiliation for us.
[01:08] ---
    Issue a Shadow Kill Order.
[01:11] ---
    Boss, a Shadow Kill Order
    on a primary phase, it's...
[01:15] ---
    You don't understand, do you?
[01:18] ---
    Yes, Boss. We're on it.
[01:32] ---
    Walk alone in the night.
[01:43] ---
    Look down on the hurrying steps.
[01:50] ---
    Everything is cultivated.
[01:54] ---
    Glimmers in the eyes
[01:56] ---
    never leave a trace.
[01:59] ---
    "The Daily Life of the IMMORTAL KING"
    How to avoid the true mirage.
[02:00] ---
    How to avoid the true mirage.
[02:04] ---
    How much defense does it take
[02:07] ---
    to resist loneliness?
[02:09] ---
    In the face of glory and defeat,
[02:11] ---
    how could I pretend not to care?
[02:14] ---
    Listen to your heart.
[02:16] ---
    Are you going to wander or go forward?
[02:20] ---
    So you can watch me now,
[02:22] ---
    Break the seal on the universe.
[02:25] ---
    Swirl your impact against everything old.
[02:27] ---
    Tear up the tranquility of the night.
[02:30] ---
    So you can watch me now,
[02:33] ---
    When I am set free.
[02:35] ---
    You're gonna be in fear,
[02:38] ---
    and get your defeat.
[02:40] ---
    I want to remain unknown
[02:42] ---
    however reversed the days and nights are.
[02:43] ---
    I want to remain hidden
[02:44] ---
    but the world is in disorder.
[02:45] ---
    I don't want to be immortal,
[02:47] ---
    but I have to fight.
[02:48] ---
    Break through it and go in hot pursuit.
[03:08] ---
    "Super Bodyguard, Value 7824"
    "Artistic Bodyguard, Value 2019"
    "Ordinary Bodyguard, Value 1024"
[03:11] ---
    The target is swaggering in the street.
[03:12] ---
    "Sun Rong, Late Foundation, TARGET"
    The target is swaggering in the street.
[03:14] ---
    We might as well shoot her directly
    with a machine gun.
[03:17] ---
    Boss, I'm afraid that would have
    negative social influence.
[03:23] ---
    Isn't this the guy who dated her yesterday?
[03:26] ---
    "Wang Ling, Force Value 5, Harmless"
[03:28] ---
    Brother Wang.
[03:30] ---
    Brother Wang.
[03:31] ---
    --From the way Sun Rong behaves,
    --Brother Wang.
[03:33] ---
    the trick of promise last night
    does have its effect.
[03:38] ---
    Hey, boy.
[03:40] ---
    You had a date with Sun Rong yesterday.
[03:41] ---
    That was a hell of a luck.
[03:46] ---
    This hand... touched her, right?
[03:48] ---
    Good morning, Brother Wang.
[03:53] ---
    We... didn't do anything wrong, did we?
[03:56] ---
    Why did you ask, Brother Guo Hao?
[03:59] ---
    Because we are surrounded by your bodyguards.
[04:02] ---
    Sun Rong,
[04:04] ---
    the assassins who made attempts on you
    in Heavenly Paradise are still active.
[04:08] ---
    Today, we'll put you under special protection.
[04:12] ---
    Assassins?
[04:13] ---
    Brother Wang and I were having
    fun in Heavenly Paradise.
[04:16] ---
    We didn't see any assassins at all.
[04:19] ---
    The trick of promise yesterday is effective.
[04:21] ---
    Wang Ling feels relieved.
[04:23] ---
    That's because I...
[04:25] ---
    ...found them first.
[04:26] ---
    Master Immortal Zhuo.
[04:28] ---
    Last Night
[04:36] ---
    Are you all right, Madam?
[04:38] ---
    Hostage is safe now. All units,
    get ready to escort her.
[04:40] ---
    "World Peace"
    Well, time for me to go.
[04:43] ---
    "World Peace"
[04:49] ---
    Miss Sun Rong is safe now.
[04:52] ---
    Rest reassured, master.
[04:54] ---
    Your Mercy of the God
    impressed me so much.
[04:57] ---
    Zhuo Yi.
[04:59] ---
    Yes, master.
[05:04] ---
    Remember.
[05:06] ---
    It is you who got rid of the assassins.
[05:13] ---
    Yesterday,
[05:14] ---
    I secretly got rid of all the assassins that
    were trying to kill Miss Sun Rong.
[05:18] ---
    Indeed you are Master Immortal Zhuo.
[05:20] ---
    It looks like the 50% trick of forgetting
    yesterday is effective, too.
[05:25] ---
    But the trouble is,
    this enraged them at the same time.
[05:32] ---
    The is the Shadow Kill Order
    of the Shadow Faction.
[05:33] ---
    "Dear Target: How do you do?"
    The is the Shadow Kill Order
    of the Shadow Faction.
[05:34] ---
    "Dear Target: How do you do?"
    It is said that whoever receives such an order
    won't be able to see the sun the next day.
[05:36] ---
    "SUN RONG MUST DISAPPEAR!!!"
    It is said that whoever receives such an order
    won't be able to see the sun the next day.
[05:38] ---
    Is this true? Is somebody trying to kill me?
[05:43] ---
    So it was Zhuo Yi who sabotaged my plan.
[05:47] ---
    So today,
[05:48] ---
    I designed special security precautions.
[05:51] ---
    Left right left right left right
    left right left right.
[06:01] ---
    "IMMORTAL"
[06:02] ---
    "IMMORTAL"
    I'm only one minute late.
    It doesn't have to be like this.
[06:05] ---
    "Operation: Protect Sun Rong"
[06:05] ---
    "Operation: Protect Sun Rong"
    Areas outside the gate are taken over
    by the Armored Cruise Troop,
[06:07] ---
    "Operation: Protect Sun Rong"
    which is directly under the Cultivation Council.
[06:11] ---
    "Operation: Protect Sun Rong"
    Come with me, please.
[06:13] ---
    Areas between the enclosing
    walls and the building
[06:15] ---
    are covered by the school's security guards.
[06:17] ---
    They are all strong young men
    retired from the Cultivation Army.
[06:20] ---
    Many of them have experiences
    in fighting demons and monsters.
[06:23] ---
    I didn't know our school's
    security guards were so awful.
[06:26] ---
    Besides the security guards and the
    Cruise Troop, inside the building,
[06:29] ---
    we have powerful aids.
[06:32] ---
    Aids?
[06:37] ---
    Good morning, Madam.
[06:39] ---
    They are the bodyguards
    from downstairs, aren't they?
[06:40] ---
    That's right, Miss Sun.
[06:42] ---
    I contacted your father.
[06:44] ---
    The bodyguards he has chosen for you
    are all Golden Pill Phase or above.
[06:48] ---
    They will patrol the corridors today.
[06:51] ---
    "SEAL"
    In order not to affect other students,
[06:54] ---
    "SEAL"
    Miss Sun Rong,
[06:55] ---
    I suggest you stay in
    Instructor Wang's office.
[06:56] ---
    "Unlocked"
    I suggest you stay in
    Instructor Wang's office.
[06:57] ---
    I suggest you stay in
    Instructor Wang's office.
[06:59] ---
    I have deployed a protective
    force field in this room,
[07:03] ---
    making it secure against any attack.
[07:04] ---
    Master Immortal Zhuo is
    outstanding in making force fields.
[07:08] ---
    The evil-binding force field
    that seals up the Giant Frog
[07:10] ---
    is the excellent work of Master Zhuo.
[07:14] ---
    With these four tight protective circles,
[07:16] ---
    no one can get in, not even a fly.
[07:19] ---
    Master Zhuo, a fly.
[07:28] ---
    Threat eliminated.
[07:29] ---
    Over.
[07:31] ---
    The Seven-Star Squad.
[07:32] ---
    That's right.
[07:34] ---
    In case of distant snipers or aerial attacks,
[07:37] ---
    I've invited the Seven-Star Squad
[07:39] ---
    to take care of defense and
    surveillance from up in the air.
[07:41] ---
    Yes, all thanks to alumnus Zhuo Yi.
[07:44] ---
    This is tightest protection ever
    since this school was established.
[07:50] ---
    You call this tight?
[07:52] ---
    I saw them all as soon as they were deployed.
[07:54] ---
    Sync all information to the front.
[08:06] ---
    The Armored Cruise at
    the gate is like nonexistent.
[08:09] ---
    A simple trick of earth tunnel,
    and I bypassed it.
[08:13] ---
    Next...
[08:39] ---
    Where did this haystack come from?
[08:48] ---
    Xu Feng, No. 3 of the Hammer Team.
[08:51] ---
    "Xu Feng"
    A late Golden Pill Phase Red Ribbon from
    the Shadow Faction. An assassin master.
[08:55] ---
    Brother Two, I've cleared the yard.
[08:58] ---
    You can go into the building now.
[08:59] ---
    All right, Brother Three.
[09:01] ---
    Be careful.
[09:02] ---
    They've seen you.
[09:11] ---
    We don't need so many Armored
    Cruisers at the gate now.
[09:14] ---
    --Don't be afraid, students.
    --Send some of them to help the central lobby.
[09:15] ---
    --As long as alumnus Zhuo and I
    are here, nobody can hurt you.
[09:18] ---
    --That's right.
    --As long as alumnus Zhuo and I
    are here, nobody can hurt you.
[09:19] ---
    --Three or four people will be enough.
    --As long as alumnus Zhuo and I
    are here, nobody can hurt you.
[09:23] ---
    Release.
[09:26] ---
    "Class Elite Group"
[09:27] ---
    "Class Elite Group"
    They say that Wang Ling and Miss Sun Rong
    had a date in Heavenly Paradise yesterday,
[09:30] ---
    and ran into two assassins.
[09:32] ---
    I also heard that Immortal Zhuo
    was in Heavenly Paradise.
[09:35] ---
    So I guess it was Immortal
    Zhuo who saved the couple.
[09:38] ---
    "Shy"
[09:41] ---
    I'm in Instructor Wang's office now.
[09:44] ---
    The couple and Immortal Zhuo
    are within 5 meters from me.
[09:48] ---
    There are assassins indeed.
[09:50] ---
    I saw on the screen that a number of
    security guards had been knocked out.
[09:53] ---
    He was super fast.
[09:55] ---
    My God. You don't mean it.
[09:57] ---
    I'm scared out of my shit.
    Aren't you scared, Chief Chen?
[10:01] ---
    Of what? I'll protect them.
[10:06] ---
    What a surprise. The Value 5 is alive.
[10:09] ---
    Don't worry, Wang Ling.
[10:11] ---
    Chief Chen is right.
[10:13] ---
    I will protect you, too.
[10:20] ---
    I don't mind you showing love,
    but please, keep this a secret.
[10:24] ---
    Yes, Instructor.
[10:25] ---
    Attention.
[10:26] ---
    Security guards in the yard are all down.
[10:28] ---
    I've sent the Armored Cruise to back you up.
[10:30] ---
    You must hold on.
[10:32] ---
    We are all Golden Pill Phase elites,
[10:35] ---
    different from those Foundation
    Phase security guards.
[10:41] ---
    No, toxic gas.
[10:44] ---
    Flying...
[10:46] ---
    Meteor Hammer.
[10:52] ---
    "Xu Ying"
[10:52] ---
    "Xu Ying"
    Xu Ying, No. 2 of the Hammer Team.
[10:54] ---
    "Xu Ying"
    Also a late Golden Pill Phase
    Red Ribbon. Expert in toxics.
[10:58] ---
    Brother Two, we are supposed
    to be on a stealth mission.
[11:02] ---
    If we finish them all,
    no one will know we've been here.
[11:06] ---
    But these Cruisers are coming for me.
[11:10] ---
    I'll leave them to you, Brother Three.
[11:13] ---
    Brother Two.
[11:24] ---
    Who is so daring to attack me covertly?
[11:27] ---
    Songhai Sixty Faction Cultivation School.
[11:30] ---
    Primary Phase Instructor.
[11:32] ---
    Wang Zukang.
[11:34] ---
    "Chen, Wang, Guo, Sun, Zhuo"
[11:38] ---
    "Chen, Wang, Guo, Sun, Zhuo"
    
    It's so nice.
[11:40] ---
    There are only four students
    and Zhuo Yi in the office now.
[11:44] ---
    We are sure of it, aren't we, Xu Jian?
[11:48] ---
    Leave it to me, Boss.
[11:49] ---
    I've been accumulating my force
    on the roof for quite some time.
[11:52] ---
    Even the Seven-Star Squad didn't fine me.
[11:55] ---
    Xu Jian, No. 1 of the Hammer Team.
[11:56] ---
    "Xu Jian"
    Xu Jian, No. 1 of the Hammer Team.
[11:58] ---
    "Xu Jian"
    Known as Hammer Xu.
[12:00] ---
    "Xu Jian"
    A late Golden Pill Phase Red Ribbon King.
[12:03] ---
    His trick of invisibility can
    conceal his existence.
[12:07] ---
    His huge hammer is a magic weapon
    with enormous powers.
[12:12] ---
    Actually, No. 2 and No. 3's attacks
    were only distractions.
[12:17] ---
    When I have finished accumulating my force,
[12:19] ---
    any magic formation,
    no matter how powerful it is,
[12:21] ---
    "SEAL"
    I'll smash it into oblivion.
[12:26] ---
    You have collected all crispy noodles
    of the Commemorative Edition.
[12:28] ---
    Congratulations. We now offer you a Gift Pack.
[12:31] ---
    Goudong Customer Service kindly reminds you
[12:33] ---
    that the Pack will be delivered
    to you by a drone within 15 minutes.
[12:42] ---
    Instructor Wang has started his battle.
[12:44] ---
    The old guy is personally in a fight.
[12:46] ---
    Is a fat man like him able to fight anymore?
[12:55] ---
    Does this rubbish school
[12:57] ---
    think I am not strong enough
[12:59] ---
    so they use a Golden Pill Phase
    like you as a guard?
[13:03] ---
    You man, mind your manners.
[13:08] ---
    What have you got to lecture on me?
[13:11] ---
    Watch this.
[13:17] ---
    Grow.
[13:21] ---
    Instructor Wang.
[13:24] ---
    See that?
[13:26] ---
    In front of my Thunder Hammer,
    you have no way to escape.
[13:37] ---
    You Shadow Faction guys
    are more and more disappointing.
[13:41] ---
    You even shop these mass-produced
    toys online as your magic weapons.
[13:47] ---
    He is awful.
[13:48] ---
    I thought he taught us history.
[13:51] ---
    A message from Goudong Express.
[13:52] ---
    Your order is being delivered.
[13:55] ---
    Boy, surrender yourself.
[14:00] ---
    "TOXIC"
    Burst.
[14:05] ---
    You bustard should use such
    a sinister means as Toxic Burst.
[14:10] ---
    Bye-bye, old man.
[14:12] ---
    I've done my part.
[14:13] ---
    Wait for Brother One...
[14:16] ---
    Sorry. I'm in a hurry.
[14:19] ---
    Brother Wang.
[14:22] ---
    Never mind.
[14:23] ---
    Wang Ling has gone to pick up his package.
[14:25] ---
    You are the target of the Shadow Faction,
[14:27] ---
    so don't worry about him.
[14:30] ---
    What... just happened?
[14:33] ---
    Boy, class is not over yet.
[14:36] ---
    Why do you leave early?
[14:39] ---
    Damn. Brother Two was down.
[14:41] ---
    How are you, Brother Three?
[14:45] ---
    Brother Two is so useless.
[14:47] ---
    Brother One,
[14:48] ---
    I have cleared the Armored
    Cruisers in the central lobby.
[14:51] ---
    Wait.
[14:58] ---
    So soft.
[15:00] ---
    Puppy. Puppy.
[15:03] ---
    Puppy.
[15:05] ---
    Puppy.
[15:08] ---
    What a naughty puppy.
[15:11] ---
    Oh, no.
[15:17] ---
    The puppy has sucked my spiritual force.
[15:22] ---
    Wait a minute.
[15:22] ---
    Not only my spiritual force,
    but also my life essence.
[15:33] ---
    Spiritual force of a Golden Pill
    Phase is so nutritious.
[15:40] ---
    No. I must get out of here.
[15:45] ---
    Oh no.
[15:49] ---
    Damn it.
[15:50] ---
    I'm the only one left.
[15:52] ---
    Don't worry.
[15:54] ---
    I'm almost done with force accumulation.
[15:57] ---
    With my trick of invisibility,
[15:59] ---
    no one on campus can find me.
[16:04] ---
    So here you are.
[16:10] ---
    Stop.
[16:12] ---
    He is one of the students.
[16:15] ---
    Sorry. I've come to pick up my package.
[16:21] ---
    It's clear, Captain.
[16:22] ---
    Just ordinary crispy noodles inside.
[16:26] ---
    Sorry for the trouble.
[16:28] ---
    Your package has been
    delivered within 8 minutes.
[16:35] ---
    Maybe I was too sensitive.
[16:37] ---
    What he meant was the package.
[16:40] ---
    No,
[16:41] ---
    I meant you.
[16:44] ---
    Excuse me.
[16:45] ---
    I knocked your partner onto the ground.
[16:48] ---
    I'm sorry to tell you
[16:50] ---
    that your assassination plan has failed.
[17:00] ---
    Oh no.
[17:01] ---
    High energy reaction above.
[17:03] ---
    To hell with the assassination.
[17:06] ---
    To hell with Faction rules.
[17:08] ---
    "Little Racoon"
[17:09] ---
    "Little Racoon"
    This is a freak who can
    see through my invisibility.
[17:12] ---
    He mustn't be spared.
[17:32] ---
    He is only a primary phase.
[17:35] ---
    How can he have such a terrible spiritual force?
[17:42] ---
    All assassins have been eliminated.
[17:46] ---
    Calm down, Boss.
[17:47] ---
    Calm down.
[17:52] ---
    Master.
[17:53] ---
    Master.
[17:54] ---
    You are indeed my master.
[17:56] ---
    You even beat an assassin
    who used a magic weapon.
[17:59] ---
    No.
[18:00] ---
    You did it.
[18:05] ---
    Boy,
[18:07] ---
    try to reform yourself in there.
[18:12] ---
    Somebody help me out of here.
[18:15] ---
    Master Immortal Zhuo.
[18:17] ---
    You are awesome.
[18:18] ---
    You beat an assassin who used a magic weapon.
[18:21] ---
    It's a shame
[18:23] ---
    that I was a bit too late.
[18:27] ---
    Wang Ling.
[18:31] ---
    Today, Songhai Sixty Faction was attacked
    by assassins sent by the Shadow Faction.
[18:33] ---
    "Master Immoral Zhuo beat the Shadow Faction
    to ensure safety on campus"
    Today, Songhai Sixty Faction was attacked
    by assassins sent by the Shadow Faction.
[18:34] ---
    "Master Immoral Zhuo beat the Shadow Faction
    to ensure safety on campus"
    Coincidentally, Joint Honorary
    Master Immortal Zhuo Yi
[18:36] ---
    "Master Immoral Zhuo beat the Shadow Faction
    to ensure safety on campus"
    of the Cultivation School League
    was on campus to do a research.
[18:38] ---
    "Master Immoral Zhuo beat the Shadow Faction
    to ensure safety on campus"
    Master Immortal Zhuo Yi eliminated
    the assassins all by himself.
[18:43] ---
    "Master Immoral Zhuo beat the Shadow Faction
    to ensure safety on campus"
    We will follow up the case
    and bring you the most objective report.
[18:48] ---
    Sparks fall in the stream at your foot.
[18:55] ---
    Butterfly fly by your side look into the sky.
[19:01] ---
    After so many nights,
[19:08] ---
    You face is fading out of my memory.
[19:15] ---
    With the ferris wheel hanging up there,
[19:18] ---
    I look towards you in the colorful lights.
[19:22] ---
    Twinkling warmth stops in front of your eyes.
[19:31] ---
    The star-dotted dome
[19:34] ---
    reflects you in the lonesome moonlight.
[20:25] ---
    In the endless recollections,
[20:28] ---
    there are you in my remote dreams.

E6 - B++ Is The Best Language In The World
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[00:29] ---
    Walk alone in the night.
[00:39] ---
    Look down on the hurrying steps.
[00:47] ---
    Everything is cultivated.
[00:50] ---
    Glimmers in the eyes
[00:52] ---
    never leave a trace.
[00:55] ---
    "The Daily Life of the IMMORTAL KING"
    How to avoid the true mirage.
[00:56] ---
    How to avoid the true mirage.
[01:00] ---
    How much defense does it take
[01:03] ---
    to resist loneliness?
[01:05] ---
    In the face of glory and defeat,
[01:08] ---
    how could I pretend not to care?
[01:11] ---
    Listen to your heart.
[01:13] ---
    Are you going to wander or go forward?
[01:16] ---
    So you can watch me now,
[01:18] ---
    Break the seal on the universe.
[01:21] ---
    Swirl your impact against everything old.
[01:24] ---
    Tear up the tranquility of the night.
[01:26] ---
    So you can watch me now,
[01:29] ---
    When I am set free.
[01:31] ---
    You're gonna be in fear,
[01:34] ---
    and get your defeat.
[01:36] ---
    I want to remain unknown
[01:38] ---
    however reversed the days and nights are.
[01:39] ---
    I want to remain hidden
[01:40] ---
    but the world is in disorder.
[01:42] ---
    I don't want to be immortal,
[01:43] ---
    but I have to fight.
[01:44] ---
    Break through it and go in hot pursuit.
[01:52] ---
    Wang Ling is on sick leave.
[01:55] ---
    --In the previous episode,
    --He mustn't be spared.
[01:56] ---
    --the last hit of Xu Jian, of Shadow Faction
    --He mustn't be spared.
[01:59] ---
    was bounced back by Wang Ling's spiritual force.
[02:01] ---
    --Because of this suicidal action, Xu Jian fell.
    --He's only...
[02:03] ---
    --Because of this suicidal action, Xu Jian fell.
    --..a primary phase.
[02:07] ---
    As a hero of low profile,
[02:09] ---
    --Wang Ling pretended to be deadly hurt,
[02:10] ---
    --It's a shame that I was a bit late.
    --Wang Ling pretended to be deadly hurt,
[02:11] ---
    --It's a shame that I was a bit late.
    --and give the credit
[02:12] ---
    to Master Immortal Zhuo Yi.
[02:15] ---
    Brother Wang.
[02:17] ---
    --Brother Wang, are you all right? Brother Wang.
    --Sun Rong didn't know what happened,
[02:20] ---
    --Brother Wang, are you all right? Brother Wang.
    --so she was much concerned.
[02:21] ---
    --Wang Ling.
    --so she was much concerned.
[02:23] ---
    She summoned the best medical experts
    and constructed a private healing cabin.
[02:28] ---
    An all-immersion experience.
[02:30] ---
    Valuable medicines shower
    on him automatically once an hour.
[02:34] ---
    It is said to be able to connect the meridians
[02:36] ---
    as well as boost the vital spirits.
[02:40] ---
    Time for breakfast, Lingling.
[02:46] ---
    How long are you going to play sick?
[02:49] ---
    It has been over ten days.
[02:52] ---
    Tell them tomorrow that you are recovered.
[02:53] ---
    Go back to school day after tomorrow.
[03:00] ---
    Morning, Uncle.
[03:02] ---
    Lingling,
[03:03] ---
    your friends are here.
[03:09] ---
    Morning, Auntie.
[03:12] ---
    Brother Wang Ling,
[03:13] ---
    we are here on behalf of the school.
[03:16] ---
    Thank you for coming,
    but you don't have to buy these things.
[03:20] ---
    You kids take your time.
[03:21] ---
    We are going to prepare some snacks and tea.
[03:24] ---
    Thank you, Auntie. Thank you, Auntie.
[03:26] ---
    How is it? Are you feeling better?
[03:29] ---
    You are still lying in bed.
[03:31] ---
    Look at this.
[03:32] ---
    My pet, Birdie 2.
[03:36] ---
    Camel. Camel.
[03:40] ---
    Damn parrot.
[03:42] ---
    Who should have such an ugly bird as a pet?
[03:44] ---
    It's foolishly cute. Kind of lovely.
[03:47] ---
    Isn't it, Brother Wang Ling?
[03:49] ---
    Right.
[03:50] ---
    On second thought,
[03:52] ---
    there is some resemblance.
[03:58] ---
    Oh, no.
[03:59] ---
    I left Froggy 2 at the door.
[04:02] ---
    Where is this green-haired dog from?
[04:06] ---
    Miss Sun,
[04:09] ---
    thank you for taking care of Lingling at school.
[04:12] ---
    Now it's the chance to build
    my relation with her.
[04:16] ---
    --Auntie, these are ultimate elixirs
    produced by my family group.
[04:18] ---
    Taking all of them?
    --Auntie, these are ultimate elixirs
    produced by my family group.
[04:20] ---
    --I'm afraid Brother Wang Ling
    will have violent nosebleeds.
    --They should be able to help
    Brother Wang recover.
[04:24] ---
    And these.
[04:25] ---
    These are the same nutrition pills
    as I gave you last time.
[04:28] ---
    This is a chicken blood tonic injection.
[04:29] ---
    With this,
[04:30] ---
    Brother Wang Ling will be fully recovered.
[04:34] ---
    All right, I'll leave you kids here.
[04:36] ---
    Call me if you need anything.
[04:37] ---
    Entertain them well, Lingling.
[04:39] ---
    Be nice to Sun Rong.
[04:41] ---
    Sister Sun Rong is not the same as usual.
[04:46] ---
    Brother Wang Ling should feel the difference.
[04:50] ---
    Out of my way.
[04:52] ---
    Are you feeling better, Brother Wang?
[04:55] ---
    You were lying on the ground
    that day, badly hurt.
[04:58] ---
    I was so worried.
[05:01] ---
    I feel much better.
[05:04] ---
    Sister Sun was so scared.
[05:06] ---
    She even called her family's
    chopper to help you.
[05:08] ---
    When Wang Ling was playing dead,
[05:10] ---
    he saw clearly how Sun Rong
    was concerned about him.
[05:16] ---
    Let's take this chicken blood
    tonic injection now.
[05:19] ---
    Combined with spiritual power perfusion,
[05:20] ---
    it will do miracles to your recovery.
[05:23] ---
    The so-called spiritual power perfusion
[05:25] ---
    means that a cultivator perfuses his
    spiritual power into someone else
[05:29] ---
    to help the injured recover.
[05:32] ---
    Brother Wang Ling,
[05:35] ---
    I almost forgot.
[05:36] ---
    When you visit Wang Ling, take this to him.
[05:39] ---
    The annual spiritual power test.
[05:42] ---
    Nobody is to be left out.
[05:44] ---
    Instructor Wang asked us to
    take it to you before we came.
[05:46] ---
    Spiritual power tests take
    a lot of vital spirits.
[05:48] ---
    You don't have to do it if you
    don't feel well, Brother Wang.
[05:51] ---
    Give him the injection now, Sister Sun Rong,
[05:54] ---
    and see if he will get better.
[05:55] ---
    Looks like It's the only choice.
[06:00] ---
    Wang Ling doesn't want to take the injection,
[06:02] ---
    let alone the spiritual power perfusion.
[06:04] ---
    Wait a minute.
[06:08] ---
    I'm feel much better these days.
[06:10] ---
    Actually, I was going to tell them
[06:12] ---
    that I would be back to school
    day after tomorrow.
[06:13] ---
    Those are my lines.
[06:18] ---
    Look.
[06:19] ---
    This is it.
[06:20] ---
    We have waited for you to do the test with us.
[06:22] ---
    "to be processed"
    Brother Wang Ling,
[06:23] ---
    "to be processed"
    after seeing you run on the schoolyard,
[06:24] ---
    after seeing you run on the schoolyard,
[06:26] ---
    I knew that you had been
    concealing your true power.
[06:27] ---
    "Year 4396 Cultivation Calendar
    National Senior Phase Cultivation"
    I knew that you had been
    concealing your true power.
[06:29] ---
    It doesn't matter.
[06:30] ---
    I'm going to start with my poor little power.
[06:36] ---
    Look.
[06:37] ---
    This is how you do it.
[06:38] ---
    Concentrate all your spiritual
    force into a plume.
[06:41] ---
    And then...
[06:43] ---
    ...burst.
[06:46] ---
    The diameter of my force sphere
[06:48] ---
    corresponds to about 600 of force value.
[06:51] ---
    This is not much different from
    the value in the entrance test.
[06:55] ---
    Why don't they use that value directly?
[06:56] ---
    What are they testing it again?
[06:59] ---
    You are wrong, Brother Guo.
[07:01] ---
    This is a force that appears outside your body.
[07:03] ---
    Concentrating the spiritual power
[07:05] ---
    and visualizing it outside the body.
[07:07] ---
    This is something an ordinary
    cultivator cannot do.
[07:09] ---
    It takes persistent training,
[07:12] ---
    because this means you can show
    your spiritual power in any shape.
[07:18] ---
    All in all,
[07:19] ---
    only when you can visualize your power,
    will you be a true cultivator.
[07:26] ---
    At this moment,
[07:28] ---
    countless students all over the country
[07:31] ---
    are trying to leap over the bar
    that Wang Ling simply ignores.
[07:39] ---
    Liang Zheng,
[07:41] ---
    it's your turn.
[07:55] ---
    Brother Liang Zheng,
[07:56] ---
    1950 points.
[08:00] ---
    Is Brother Liang Zheng not
    feeling well these days?
[08:04] ---
    Hush.
[08:04] ---
    You know he took a slap from
    Brother Tang during the practice.
[08:10] ---
    I'm the next one in queue.
[08:12] ---
    Bei, attention.
[08:38] ---
    "School Power Show Test Top 10"
    "1 Songhai Fifty-nine Faction Tang Jingze"
    "2 Songhai Sixty-two Faction Chen Yang"
    "3 Songhai Eighty-five Faction Dong Qian"
[08:40] ---
    This score is horrible.
[08:43] ---
    He's awesome.
[08:44] ---
    --It must have broken the record Master
    Immortal Zhuo Yi set ten years ago.
[08:44] ---
    --He's indeed Chairman of the
    Student Union of our faction.
    --It must have broken the record Master
    Immortal Zhuo Yi set ten years ago.
[08:46] ---
    --Fifty-Nine Faction will surely win
    in this Spiritual Sword Competition.
    --It must have broken the record Master
    Immortal Zhuo Yi set ten years ago.
[08:47] ---
    --Fifty-Nine Faction will surely win
    in this Spiritual Sword Competition.
    --Almighty Brother Tang.
[08:50] ---
    Over 300 points higher than No. 2.
[08:52] ---
    Victory, Fifty-Nine Faction.
[08:53] ---
    Hooray, Fifty-Nine Faction.
[08:55] ---
    --Victory, Fifty-Nine Faction.
[08:56] ---
    --Almighty Brother Tang.
    --Victory, Fifty-Nine Faction.
[08:57] ---
    --Almighty Brother Tang.
    --Hooray, Fifty-Nine Faction.
[08:59] ---
    Victory, Fifty-Nine Faction.
[09:01] ---
    Hooray, Fifty-Nine Faction.
[09:04] ---
    "Songhai Sixty Faction"
    "Guo Hao"
    "Power Show Score 176"
[09:08] ---
    Don't stop me. Let me jump off here.
[09:12] ---
    Calm down. Listen to me.
[09:14] ---
    Look at your sphere. Almost the same.
[09:16] ---
    You should have spent your time
    on practices, not on elixirs.
[09:20] ---
    I'd better skip the test.
[09:22] ---
    I don't want to break things.
[09:26] ---
    Sister Sun,
[09:26] ---
    you are more talented than ordinary people,
[09:29] ---
    and you were born in a rich family,
[09:31] ---
    but your score in the entrance
    test was only 2019 points,
[09:35] ---
    and your power sphere
    is this big at the maximum.
[09:39] ---
    All right. I'll just give it a try.
[09:48] ---
    "Songhai Sixty Faction"
    "Sun Rong"
    "Power Score"
    It can't be so big.
[09:50] ---
    "Songhai Sixty Faction"
    "Sun Rong"
    "Power Score"
    Sister Sun Rong, your power sphere is horrible.
[09:51] ---
    "2 Songhai Sixty Faction Sun Rong"
    Sister Sun Rong, your power sphere is horrible.
[09:55] ---
    --Victory, Fifty-Nine Faction.
[09:56] ---
    --Look.
    --Victory, Fifty-Nine Faction.
[09:56] ---
    --Somebody from Sixty Faction is on the list.
    --Hooray, Fifty-Nine Faction.
[09:59] ---
    She is the legendary genius girl, isn't she?
[10:02] ---
    The daughter of the Flower Fruit Group.
[10:06] ---
    Interesting.
[10:08] ---
    Sister Sun Rong's ranking
    on the top 10 list is...
[10:12] ---
    Wang Ling,
[10:15] ---
    it's your turn.
[10:18] ---
    Although I didn't make any preparations,
[10:20] ---
    I should be able to sneak through it
[10:23] ---
    with a leak of my spiritual force.
[10:25] ---
    Wang Ling,
[10:26] ---
    your health condition, is it all right?
[10:28] ---
    I'm fine. I'm fine.
[10:42] ---
    This little force should do it.
[10:52] ---
    I should have allowed them
    to perform power perfusion.
[10:56] ---
    It's lucky that the force spillover
[10:57] ---
    caused the equipment to malfunction.
[10:59] ---
    But,
[11:00] ---
    I must relocate it somewhere.
[11:07] ---
    "Songhai Sixty Faction"
    "Wang Ling"
    "Power Show NULL"
[11:09] ---
    "Songhai Sixty Faction"
    "Wang Ling"
    "Power Show NULL"
    Brother Wang Ling,
[11:10] ---
    where is your power sphere?
[11:12] ---
    What does null mean?
[11:14] ---
    Does it mean zero point?
[11:15] ---
    I told you Brother Wang was now recovered yet.
[11:20] ---
    Wait a minute.
[11:20] ---
    "5 Songhai Seventy-five Faction Er Shao"
[11:21] ---
    "5 Songhai Seventy-five Faction Er Shao"
    The... That...
[11:23] ---
    "1 Songhai Sixty Faction Wang Ling"
[11:25] ---
    "1 Songhai Sixty Faction Wang Ling"
    What does null mean?
[11:26] ---
    What is going on?
[11:27] ---
    I've never heard of this Wang Ling.
[11:30] ---
    Is there a bug in the system?
[11:32] ---
    Shall I check it out?
[11:34] ---
    It must be a system failure.
[11:36] ---
    All right.
[11:37] ---
    Wang Ling didn't expect that even though he
    launched his power sphere into outer space,
[11:41] ---
    it was still detected by the wristband.
[11:44] ---
    This should be...
[11:46] ---
    ...a display error.
[11:48] ---
    Brother Wang Ling,
[11:49] ---
    don't try to cover it anymore.
[11:51] ---
    Show us your true power of nationally No. 1.
[11:58] ---
    I was kidding.
[11:59] ---
    Don't be so scared.
[12:01] ---
    --He feels it a danger to him
    --Nationally No. 1?
[12:03] ---
    --He feels it a danger to him
    --In our school?
[12:04] ---
    to be on the top of the list.
[12:07] ---
    It's time to go, Wang Ling. Bye-bye.
[12:09] ---
    See you, Brother Wang.
[12:10] ---
    Bye.
[12:11] ---
    My score is too low.
[12:13] ---
    I want to hack into the system and alter it.
[12:15] ---
    You shouldn't do that.
[12:16] ---
    You should act honorably
    even if you got a score of zero.
[12:19] ---
    "21 o'clock"
[12:22] ---
    Brother Wang,
[12:23] ---
    you are a well-behaved student.
[12:26] ---
    I didn't imagine you would want
    to hack into the ranking system
[12:27] ---
    of the Cultivation Council School League.
[12:30] ---
    Now...
[12:35] ---
    It's midnight.
[12:37] ---
    This is the right hour to be connected to
    the mainframe of the Cultivation Council.
[12:40] ---
    To hack into the system,
[12:42] ---
    I must have the login password.
[12:47] ---
    Out of my way.
[12:48] ---
    Let me draw a password grabbing formation.
[12:51] ---
    All assets assemble at noon.
[12:54] ---
    I must have it. Hot hot hot hot hot.
[12:57] ---
    "Heaven Earth Heaven Earth
    Heaven Earth Earth Heaven"
[13:04] ---
    The formation is done.
[13:05] ---
    Now to grab the password.
[13:07] ---
    "LEFT UP"
[13:08] ---
    "LEFT UP"
    If I'm successful,
[13:09] ---
    "LEFT UP"
    there will be the password on this amulet.
[13:12] ---
    Don't move.
[13:14] ---
    You must stick to the demand position.
[13:15] ---
    "DEMAND"
[13:16] ---
    "DEMAND"
    The one in the demand position
[13:17] ---
    "DEMAND"
    needs to do nothing but name his demand.
[13:20] ---
    "DEMAND"
    That'll conform to cosmic laws.
[13:22] ---
    "DEMAND"
[13:23] ---
    You just said you would want your score
    changed to 175 points, right?
[13:28] ---
    I'm in.
[13:29] ---
    I don't see anything wrong with the system.
[13:32] ---
    Is that Wang Ling's ranking normal?
[13:34] ---
    I don't know.
[13:35] ---
    The system ranks him No. 1,
[13:37] ---
    but I can't retrieve his score data.
[13:41] ---
    How can that be?
[13:43] ---
    It seems to have...
[13:44] ---
    ...spilled over.
[13:45] ---
    Spilled over?
[13:47] ---
    The ranking module of the system was
    written with the most primitive polarity code.
[13:51] ---
    I'll see if I can force read it.
[13:56] ---
    All right.
[13:57] ---
    I've got the password.
[14:00] ---
    It can't be.
[14:03] ---
    The password is supposed to show itself,
    but why is it still hidden?
[14:06] ---
    This is unscientific.
[14:07] ---
    What a damned formation.
[14:08] ---
    I took the risk of getting bald to use it.
[14:10] ---
    "Guide For Hacking Amulet"
    Why is it not working?
[14:17] ---
    "Log In"
[14:18] ---
    "Log In Successful"
[14:19] ---
    The password is just 8 stars.
[14:23] ---
    There is another hacker.
[14:25] ---
    175, converted into polarity code, will be
[14:27] ---
    heaven earth heaven earth heaven
    heaven heaven heaven,
[14:30] ---
    written as 10101111.
[14:34] ---
    Do you want your name written on the list?
[14:37] ---
    Now if I can find where it is stored...
[14:40] ---
    Who is this hacker?
[14:42] ---
    He is foolish and clumsy,
    and making many changes.
[14:46] ---
    He is about to trigger the alarm.
[14:48] ---
    He will get us involved.
[14:50] ---
    If we are caught,
    we will be expelled by our school.
[14:52] ---
    "1 Songhai Sixty Faction Wang Ling"
    "2 Songhai Fifty-nine Faction Tang Jingze"
    "3 Songhai Sixty Faction Sun Rong"
[14:53] ---
    "1 Songhai Sixty Faction Wang Ling"
    "2 Songhai Fifty-nine Faction Tang Jingze"
    "3 Songhai Sixty Faction Sun Rong"
    Tang Jingze.
[14:56] ---
    Is this the guy who was so arrogant
[14:58] ---
    He is awesome.
    at the immortal art cram school?
[15:00] ---
    at the immortal art cram school?
[15:02] ---
    They say he passed the exam and entered
    the famous Fifty-Nine Faction School.
[15:07] ---
    Let's see if you are still arrogant.
[15:12] ---
    We don't have enough time.
[15:13] ---
    This idiot is rewriting the database.
[15:20] ---
    I seem...
[15:21] ---
    ...to have triggered the alarm.
[15:23] ---
    Damn.
[15:29] ---
    --I must quit now.
    --Get out of there.
[15:35] ---
    That was close. They almost got me.
[15:38] ---
    Did they catch you?
[15:40] ---
    No.
[15:41] ---
    I didn't change the score.
[15:43] ---
    Did you leave any trace?
[15:45] ---
    Of course not. I'm an expert.
[15:50] ---
    "1 Songhai Sixty Faction Wang Ling"
    "2 Songhai Fifty-nine Faction Tang Jingze"
    "3 Songhai Sixty Faction Sun Rong"
    "4 Songhai Sixty-two Faction Chen Yang"
[15:50] ---
    "1 Songhai Sixty Faction Wang Ling"
    "2 Songhai Fifty-nine Faction Tang Birdie two"
    "3 Songhai Sixty Faction Sun Rong"
    "4 Songhai Sixty-two Faction Chen Yang"
[15:51] ---
    "2 Songhai Fifty-nine Faction Tang Birdie Two"
[15:52] ---
    Chairman Tang,
    the internal practice is about to...
[15:58] ---
    What is going on?
[16:02] ---
    How can a nobody rank
    higher than Chairman Tang?
[16:06] ---
    Changing your name at this
    moment does mean a lot.
[16:16] ---
    By the way, at the Spiritual Sword
    Competition next month,
[16:19] ---
    if we have the chance, we might meet
    these two guys from Sixty Faction.
[16:24] ---
    No, we will definitely meet them.
[16:28] ---
    When the time comes,
    I'll see what they've got.
[16:32] ---
    Sparks fall in the stream at your foot.
[16:39] ---
    Butterfly fly by your side look into the sky.
[16:45] ---
    After so many nights,
[16:52] ---
    You face is fading out of my memory.
[16:59] ---
    With the ferris wheel hanging up there,
[17:02] ---
    I look towards you in the colorful lights.
[17:06] ---
    Twinkling warmth stops in front of your eyes.
[17:15] ---
    The star-dotted dome
[17:18] ---
    reflects you in the lonesome moonlight.
[18:09] ---
    In the endless recollections,
[18:12] ---
    there are you in my remote dreams.

E7 - 18 Tips For Maintaining A Spiritual Sword
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[00:29] ---
    Walk alone in the night.
[00:39] ---
    Look down on the hurrying steps.
[00:47] ---
    Everything is cultivated.
[00:50] ---
    Glimmers in the eyes
[00:52] ---
    never leave a trace.
[00:55] ---
    "The Daily Life of the IMMORTAL KING"
    How to avoid the true mirage.
[00:56] ---
    How to avoid the true mirage.
[01:00] ---
    How much defense does it take
[01:03] ---
    to resist loneliness?
[01:05] ---
    In the face of glory and defeat,
[01:08] ---
    how could I pretend not to care?
[01:11] ---
    Listen to your heart.
[01:13] ---
    Are you going to wander or go forward?
[01:16] ---
    So you can watch me now,
[01:18] ---
    Break the seal on the universe.
[01:21] ---
    Swirl your impact against everything old.
[01:24] ---
    Tear up the tranquility of the night.
[01:26] ---
    So you can watch me now,
[01:29] ---
    When I am set free.
[01:31] ---
    You're gonna be in fear,
[01:34] ---
    and get your defeat.
[01:36] ---
    I want to remain unknown
[01:38] ---
    however reversed the days and nights are.
[01:39] ---
    I want to remain hidden
[01:40] ---
    but the world is in disorder.
[01:42] ---
    I don't want to be immortal,
[01:43] ---
    but I have to fight.
[01:44] ---
    Break through it and go in hot pursuit.
[01:52] ---
    The result for the National
    Senior Phase Cultivation
[01:54] ---
    School Power Show Test has been announced.
[01:57] ---
    Wang Ling ranks No. 1?
    Is there a problem with the system?
[02:01] ---
    You've been teaching Class Elite
    for quite a while.
[02:03] ---
    What do you think, Instructor Pan?
[02:06] ---
    Wang Ling is a little below
    average in the class.
[02:10] ---
    He's usually quite silent.
[02:11] ---
    How did he become nationally
    No. 1 all of a sudden?
[02:14] ---
    We have two students on
    the top 10 list this time,
[02:18] ---
    but that's where the trouble is.
[02:22] ---
    "Song Hai Sixty Faction
    VS Songhai Fifty-nine Faction"
[02:23] ---
    "Song Hai Sixty Faction
    VS Songhai Fifty-nine Faction"
    Fifty-nine Faction?
[02:24] ---
    Why are we against one of the best Senior
    Phase Cultivation Schools in the first round?
[02:27] ---
    Because this time, Sun Rong and
    Wang Ling raised our average score.
[02:33] ---
    In the past 100 years,
[02:35] ---
    we had 24 contests with Fifty-nine Faction.
[02:38] ---
    The result is 23 loses and 1 draw.
[02:41] ---
    That's right.
[02:43] ---
    The only draw we had 10 years ago
[02:45] ---
    was because we had a genius,
    Master Immortal Zhuo.
[02:50] ---
    I have a feeling that this
    competition will be very interesting,
[02:54] ---
    and we might have a surprising result.
[02:58] ---
    Anyway, let's decide on our participants first.
[03:02] ---
    How come you guys are so calm?
[03:04] ---
    By the way, who is this Tang Birdie Two
    in the second position?
[03:15] ---
    Dear audience, I'm sure you are
    as much attracted to this year's
[03:17] ---
    National Senior Phase Cultivation
    School Sword Competition as we are.
[03:21] ---
    Now I'm at the training field
    of Songhai Fifty-nine Faction.
[03:25] ---
    As you can see,
[03:26] ---
    the capabilities of their students
    are close to professional standards.
[03:30] ---
    They are indeed one of the hottest
    candidates for this year's champion.
[03:33] ---
    Big Dipper Sword Formation, action.
[03:44] ---
    In the center of the sword formation
    is the Chairman of their Student Union,
[03:47] ---
    the ace in Fifty-nine Faction,
[03:49] ---
    Tang Birdie Two.
[03:51] ---
    "Tang Birdie Two"
    "Male"
    "Sixteen"
    "Chairman of Student Union, Songhai"
[03:54] ---
    Now let me ask him a few questions.
[04:00] ---
    Chairman Tang, what preparations have
    you made for this Sword Competition?
[04:07] ---
    To prepare for this annual Sword Competition,
[04:10] ---
    our students have undergone
    extremely tough training for a month.
[04:14] ---
    They go through this dull but intensive
    training process again and again
[04:18] ---
    in order to present the best
    they have at the Competition.
[04:22] ---
    High level students who are about to graduate
[04:24] ---
    are looking forwarding to the last
    major battle they have at school.
[04:28] ---
    The vigorous spirits of Fifty-nine Faction
[04:31] ---
    will be passed down to new students.
[04:34] ---
    It is my great honor to fight
    side by side with them.
[04:38] ---
    In a word, we will do our best,
[04:41] ---
    which is also the highest respect
    we can pay to our rivals.
[04:45] ---
    Then your rivals,
    students from Songhai Sixty Faction,
[04:48] ---
    "Sixty Faction Canteen"
    Then your rivals,
    students from Songhai Sixty Faction,
[04:50] ---
    do you have anything to say to them?
[04:53] ---
    I have noticed the princess of the Flower
    Fruit Water Curtain Group, the genius girl.
[04:58] ---
    She had an outstanding score
    at the Power Show Test.
[05:01] ---
    I hope at the Sword Competition,
    I can see the remarkable power of her family.
[05:07] ---
    At the Power Show Test, there was a Wang
    Ling from Sixty Faction who ranked No. 1.
[05:12] ---
    Of course, they say it was because
    of a bug in the system.
[05:16] ---
    I was wondering if you would like to...
[05:19] ---
    I wish him all the best
    in his immortal practice.
[05:31] ---
    Wang Ling? Who is that?
[05:35] ---
    What?
[05:35] ---
    Master Zhuo, Instructor Wang,
[05:37] ---
    are you serious?
[05:39] ---
    All the participants are Level 1 new students?
[05:42] ---
    I'm sure you still remember, Instructor Pan,
[05:44] ---
    that we didn't even come out
    of the group stage last year.
[05:48] ---
    Our school doesn't have quality enrolments.
[05:51] ---
    I don't see a force value higher than
    1000 even among higher levels.
[05:55] ---
    Sun Rong of Level 1 is a genius indeed,
[05:59] ---
    but the other three...
[06:00] ---
    Instructor Pan,
[06:02] ---
    I have my confidence in
    the quality of your teaching.
[06:06] ---
    But...
[06:10] ---
    I took the time for their body-building classes
[06:12] ---
    to give them lessons on theories.
[06:20] ---
    According to the rules of the Sword Competition,
    each team must have at least 5 members.
[06:26] ---
    But we have only 4 students on our list.
[06:29] ---
    I've discussed it with Master Zhuo.
[06:32] ---
    Here is the fifth member.
[06:37] ---
    But it is a dog.
[06:39] ---
    Instructor Pan, please don't
    discriminate against a spiritual beast.
[06:42] ---
    There are precedents of animals
    in the competition.
[06:45] ---
    The champion team of the year 3497 from
    a Senior Phase school had a fox in it.
[06:50] ---
    But that 9-tailed fox was an exchange
    student from the spiritual world.
[06:53] ---
    Besides, she transformed into human form.
[06:55] ---
    Froggy 2 can change into
    human form if necessary.
[07:00] ---
    I used the trick of transformation on him.
[07:03] ---
    It shouldn't be a problem now.
[07:06] ---
    This looks more like it.
[07:08] ---
    --My god.
    --Is this supposed to be
    the face of the demon king?
[07:12] ---
    All right.
[07:12] ---
    It doesn't matter if he isn't in human form.
[07:14] ---
    The rules don't require that.
[07:17] ---
    But he didn't participate
    in the Power Show Test.
[07:19] ---
    He isn't qualified for the Competition.
[07:22] ---
    "Make-up Exam"
[07:22] ---
    "Make-up Exam"
    Make-up Exam sequence has been initiated.
[07:24] ---
    Make-up Exam sequence has been initiated.
[07:24] ---
    Please input student information
    for the make-up exam.
[07:26] ---
    "Calmness Of Mind Makes Joy Of Heart"
    My goodness. You have plotted
    all of it, haven't you?
[07:30] ---
    Froggy 2 should have a score of 5000.
[07:34] ---
    If you win this time,
[07:36] ---
    I'll consider removing the seal on you.
[07:40] ---
    "Year 4396 Cultivation Calendar
    National Senior Phase Cultivation"
    "Froggy 2"
[07:43] ---
    Tang Birdie Two.
[07:45] ---
    No.
[07:46] ---
    Chairman Jingze.
[07:48] ---
    There is another one whose spiritual force
    has climbed on top of yours,
[07:52] ---
    "Froggy 2"
    "Songhai Sixty Faction Cultivation School"
    "Spiritual"
[07:54] ---
    "Froggy 2"
    "Songhai Sixty Faction Cultivation School"
    "Spiritual"
    and it is a dog.
[07:57] ---
    Good.
[07:59] ---
    Very good.
[08:00] ---
    You are forcing me to do it.
[08:04] ---
    So, it is decided.
[08:08] ---
    OK.
[08:09] ---
    After school, I'll set up a WeChat group
    to let them know quietly.
[08:12] ---
    You know it is something shameful, after all.
[08:14] ---
    Instruction Pan,
[08:16] ---
    we wanted to keep our strategy a secret.
[08:27] ---
    Songhai Sixty Faction Cultivation School
[08:34] ---
    Brother Wang, everybody, see you tomorrow.
[08:38] ---
    Bye-bye.
[08:42] ---
    I bought a video game recently,
    called Spiritual Beast Hunter.
[08:44] ---
    The beasts in it are this big.
[08:45] ---
    I fought one of them 4 times
    before I got over with it.
[08:47] ---
    "Songhai Noodles"
[08:50] ---
    Sir, noodles, top spicy, with an egg.
[08:59] ---
    Spiritual Beast Hunter
[09:04] ---
    "The Chosen One in
    the Cultivation World by Kuxuan"
[09:09] ---
    "Welcome to Rongrong the Rabit's Live Broadcast"
    "FOLLOW ME AND YOU WON'T GET LOST"
    That's it for today. I'm going to leave now.
[09:12] ---
    "Welcome to Rongrong the Rabit's Live Broadcast"
    "FOLLOW ME AND YOU WON'T GET LOST"
    Love you.
[09:13] ---
    "Welcome to Rongrong the Rabit's Live Broadcast"
    "FOLLOW ME AND YOU WON'T GET LOST"
[09:19] ---
    If I can't show my face,
[09:21] ---
    my popularity just won't go up.
[09:26] ---
    "Welcome to Rongrong the Rabit's Live Broadcast"
    "FOLLOW ME AND YOU WON'T GET LOST"
[09:27] ---
    "Welcome to Rongrong the Rabit's Live Broadcast"
    "FOLLOW ME AND YOU WON'T GET LOST"
    That's it for today. I'm going to leave now.
[09:28] ---
    That's it for today. I'm going to leave now.
[09:36] ---
    Sun Rong.
[09:37] ---
    Wang Ling.
[09:38] ---
    Guo Hao.
[09:40] ---
    Chen Chao.
[09:41] ---
    Froggy 2. The five of you.
[09:44] ---
    Congratulations. You have been chosen by
    the school to participate in the Year 4396
[09:49] ---
    National Senior Phase Cultivation
    School Sword Competition.
[09:56] ---
    Father,
[09:59] ---
    I made it.
[10:01] ---
    That's it for today. I'm going to leave now.
[10:03] ---
    "60 Faction Sword Comp. School Team"
    Please get your spiritual sword
    ready within 3 days.
[10:11] ---
    There is no use for this thing now.
[10:14] ---
    This sword is called Li Chao.
[10:17] ---
    Son, take the sword.
[10:19] ---
    Yes, father.
[10:20] ---
    Son, the Chen family is proud of you.
[10:25] ---
    Father.
[10:27] ---
    From now on, use this sword
    to chop the firewood.
[10:31] ---
    This sword is called Li Chao.
    My father forged it when I was born.
[10:37] ---
    It's called Li Chao.
    It matches your name perfectly.
[10:42] ---
    "Congrats! We are a team! Spiritual Force Saved.
    OK for transfer."
[10:43] ---
    "Congrats! We are a team! Spiritual Force Saved.
    OK for transfer."
    We can judge from the patina,
[10:44] ---
    "Congrats! We are a team! Spiritual Force Saved.
    OK for transfer."
    The Goddess is giving out such
    a huge red envelop.
[10:45] ---
    that the sword has been very
    well maintained by Chen Chao.
[10:48] ---
    Because Brother Wang is also on the list.
[10:50] ---
    Although I have been long
    engaged with the sword,
[10:52] ---
    --and I have been worshipping it
    at home all the time,
[10:52] ---
    --Wang Ling, say something.
    --and I have been worshipping it
    at home all the time,
[10:53] ---
    --Wang Ling, say something.
    --so far, unfortunately,
[10:55] ---
    Li Chao hasn't bred a sword spirit.
[10:57] ---
    You cannot breed a sword spirit overnight.
[11:01] ---
    Now that Chen Chao is so persistent,
[11:03] ---
    he will achieve it very soon.
[11:07] ---
    "60 Faction Sword Comp. School Team"
    Chen Chao has shown his spiritual sword.
[11:09] ---
    "60 Faction Sword Comp. School Team"
    Who else?
[11:11] ---
    This sword was forged with
    the teeth of Night Devil Tiger,
[11:14] ---
    a Level 3 spiritual beast,
    as the main ingredient.
[11:16] ---
    It has been with me for 8 years.
[11:19] ---
    No spiritual beast has been bred either.
[11:23] ---
    Brother Guo,
    you are also suffering from the pain.
[11:26] ---
    I didn't expect that these Level 1 new students
    have their own spiritual swords.
[11:31] ---
    Sister Sun Rong, do you have a spiritual sword?
[11:39] ---
    "Sun Rong Joins the Chat"
[11:41] ---
    "Live"
    Instructor Wang, everyone,
    and Brother Wang, good evening.
[11:47] ---
    "Live"
    This is my spiritual sword.
    It is called Ocean.
[11:55] ---
    This blue color is the corona
    of the sword spirit.
[11:58] ---
    Sun Rong has bred a sword spirit.
[12:00] ---
    Sun Rong may have a
    favorable family background,
[12:03] ---
    but her sword shines so brightly,
[12:03] ---
    "Ocean. What an aggressive name!"
    but her sword shines so brightly,
[12:05] ---
    "Ocean. What an aggressive name!"
    which means she must have spent a lot of efforts
    to foster a mutual understanding.
[12:09] ---
    "Now this is Princess Sun Rong."
    "What a luxurious sword."
[12:10] ---
    "Now this is Princess Sun Rong."
    "What a luxurious sword."
    Thank you for your praises.
[12:12] ---
    In case the sword is damaged in battle,
[12:14] ---
    my family forged 13 of them.
[12:19] ---
    Why are you all silent?
[12:22] ---
    Oh yes, Wang Ling and Froggy 2,
[12:25] ---
    do you have spiritual swords?
[12:27] ---
    Froggy 2 is a dog, Instructor Wang.
[12:30] ---
    I'm afraid he doesn't have one.
[12:32] ---
    Sword of Sky.
[12:36] ---
    You beat me there.
[12:42] ---
    To breed a sword spirit, you have to be patient.
[12:46] ---
    In the beginning, the body of a sword
    spirit is in a chaotic state.
[12:50] ---
    After enough breeding,
[12:52] ---
    it will concentrate into a solid body.
[12:55] ---
    The initial sword spirit may take
    the form of a small beast, or a human.
[13:01] ---
    Then it will upgrade and evolve,
[13:04] ---
    and its intelligence will develop too.
[13:07] ---
    The sword spirits of some
    unbelievable cultivators
[13:10] ---
    even have the ability to think.
[13:14] ---
    Is that so? Please tell us more.
[13:17] ---
    Next semester, you will be given
    fundamental sword-related lessons.
[13:21] ---
    The sword lessons you are taking now
[13:23] ---
    are all about the maintenance
    of spiritual swords.
[13:26] ---
    In advanced sword lessons, you will learn
    about flying and fighting with swords,
[13:30] ---
    but that will have to wait until
    you go to schools of higher phases.
[13:35] ---
    What you need to do now is to nourish the
    passion between you and your spiritual swords
[13:40] ---
    and try to breed a sword spirit
    before your lessons come to an end.
[13:48] ---
    I'll save these to My Favorites.
[13:49] ---
    18 tips for breeding a sword spirit.
[13:51] ---
    Did we neglect something?
[13:55] ---
    Oh, yes, Brother Wang. Where is your sword?
[13:58] ---
    Don't you want to show it to us?
[14:00] ---
    Where is your sword, Wang Ling?
[14:03] ---
    Do you have a sword?
[14:18] ---
    "Yes"
[14:19] ---
    "Yes"
    Yes.
[14:20] ---
    "Songhai Fifty-nine Faction Cultivation School"
[14:21] ---
    "Songhai Fifty-nine Faction Cultivation School"
    Tang, are the spiritual swords ready?
[14:24] ---
    I've asked them to hand in their swords
    to school to be taken care of,
[14:27] ---
    and I've personally checked them out.
[14:30] ---
    But on this list,
    there are only 4 people.
[14:33] ---
    General Director Xie,
    that is because the fifth member...
[14:36] ---
    ...is that man.
[14:39] ---
    What?
[14:40] ---
    Tang, do you really want
    to activate that man?
[14:43] ---
    Aren't you worried about the consequences
    if you put him in the competition?
[14:46] ---
    We can't afford to lose this year,
[14:49] ---
    so, I'll have to rely on
    the power of that man.
[14:53] ---
    I got it.
[14:54] ---
    I'll give you a free hand
    with everything this time.
[14:57] ---
    Thanks.
[15:02] ---
    I will not allow Sixty Faction to win.
[15:05] ---
    If that man is activated,
[15:07] ---
    Sixty Faction will have no chance to win.
[15:14] ---
    Who is that man anyway?
[15:21] ---
    Brother, that is the current situation.
[15:26] ---
    "SIXTY"
[15:30] ---
    He wanted me to take part
    in the Sword Competition.
[15:34] ---
    Does the council know about this?
[15:37] ---
    Yes, Brother.
[15:39] ---
    Interesting.
[15:41] ---
    I'd like to see what kind of a man he is
[15:45] ---
    that made General Director Xie activate me.
[15:51] ---
    Sparks fall in the stream at your foot.
[15:58] ---
    Butterfly fly by your side look into the sky.
[16:04] ---
    After so many nights,
[16:11] ---
    You face is fading out of my memory.
[16:17] ---
    With the ferris wheel hanging up there,
[16:21] ---
    I look towards you in the colorful lights.
[16:25] ---
    Twinkling warmth stops in front of your eyes.
[16:34] ---
    The star-dotted dome
[16:37] ---
    reflects you in the lonesome moonlight.
[17:28] ---
    In the endless recollections,
[17:31] ---
    there are you in my remote dreams.

E8 - Perfect Match
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[00:29] ---
    Walk alone in the night.
[00:39] ---
    Look down on the hurrying steps.
[00:47] ---
    Everything is cultivated.
[00:50] ---
    Glimmers in the eyes
[00:52] ---
    never leave a trace.
[00:55] ---
    "The Daily Life of the IMMORTAL KING"
    How to avoid the true mirage.
[00:56] ---
    How to avoid the true mirage.
[01:00] ---
    How much defense does it take
[01:03] ---
    to resist loneliness?
[01:05] ---
    In the face of glory and defeat,
[01:08] ---
    how could I pretend not to care?
[01:11] ---
    Listen to your heart.
[01:13] ---
    Are you going to wander or go forward?
[01:16] ---
    So you can watch me now,
[01:18] ---
    Break the seal on the universe.
[01:21] ---
    Swirl your impact against everything old.
[01:24] ---
    Tear up the tranquility of the night.
[01:26] ---
    So you can watch me now,
[01:29] ---
    When I am set free.
[01:31] ---
    You're gonna be in fear,
[01:34] ---
    and get your defeat.
[01:36] ---
    I want to remain unknown
[01:38] ---
    however reversed the days and nights are.
[01:39] ---
    I want to remain hidden
[01:40] ---
    but the world is in disorder.
[01:42] ---
    I don't want to be immortal,
[01:43] ---
    but I have to fight.
[01:44] ---
    Break through it and go in hot pursuit.
[01:51] ---
    In the last episode,
[01:54] ---
    Sixty Faction is going to take part
    in this years Sword Competition.
[01:57] ---
    "60 Faction Sword Comp. School Team"
    Where is your sword, Wang Ling?
[02:01] ---
    No one noticed that he didn't want
    to take part in the competition.
[02:06] ---
    Wang Ling worried that if he showed
    his true power at the competition,
[02:09] ---
    it would lead to a panic.
[02:20] ---
    However, his friends and instructors
    take this competition very seriously.
[02:26] ---
    "See Original Picture"
[02:27] ---
    This sword is called Li Chao.
    My father forged it when I was born.
[02:32] ---
    This sword was forged with
    the teeth of Night Devil Tiger,
[02:35] ---
    a Level 3 spiritual beast,
    as the main ingredient.
[02:37] ---
    It has been with me for 8 years.
[02:40] ---
    "Live"
[02:40] ---
    "Live"
    This is my spiritual sword.
[02:45] ---
    "Live"
    It is called Ocean.
[02:48] ---
    Sword of Sky.
[02:54] ---
    If I just show my sword to them,
[02:57] ---
    it wouldn't be a problem, would it?
[03:06] ---
    Darling, this anti-aging agent is on sale again.
[03:09] ---
    Damn. So expensive even after discount.
[03:11] ---
    Do you want me to buy it or not?
[03:13] ---
    All right, all right. Use my credit card.
[03:16] ---
    Recently,
[03:17] ---
    an explosion occurred at the Spiritual
    Force Chemical Plant in this city.
[03:20] ---
    Experts remind us again that no magic
    wares of high spiritual force density
[03:24] ---
    "Immortal Art Laboratory
    Professional Operations."
    "Do Not Imitate."
    should be brought close to spiritual figures.
[03:27] ---
    "Immortal Art Laboratory
    Professional Operations."
    "Do Not Imitate."
[03:29] ---
    "Assassins' HQ?"
    "News: Shocking!!! A man manipulated
    his dog for a competition."
[03:30] ---
    "Assassins' HQ?"
    "News: Shocking!!! A man manipulated
    his dog for a competition."
    Now breaking news.
[03:32] ---
    Sources say that the Cultivation
    Council's Armored Cruise Troop
[03:35] ---
    surrounded Shadow Faction's
    Headquarter building earlier today.
[03:38] ---
    This is the first time in history
    that its lair has been found.
[03:42] ---
    If you want to go into the Headquarter,
    you must pass me first.
[03:46] ---
    Damn you.
[03:53] ---
    "Immortal"
[04:08] ---
    This way. Come with me.
[04:09] ---
    So far, the lower levels of the
    building have been cleared.
[04:12] ---
    There is resistance only on
    the few upper levels. bili front
[04:22] ---
    Master Zhuo, please tell
    us about what is going on.
[04:24] ---
    Master Zhuo, please tell us something.
[04:27] ---
    Master Zhuo, do you think it is safe now?
[04:29] ---
    In the past, I had two
    encounters with Shadow Faction.
[04:32] ---
    Both times, I foiled their plans.
[04:36] ---
    I believe it is no exception this time.
[04:38] ---
    Boss of Shadow Faction,
[04:40] ---
    I look forward to meeting you again.
[04:50] ---
    What a fool.
[04:51] ---
    That was the breaking news.
[04:53] ---
    We will follow up with their actions
    and bring you the latest news.
[05:02] ---
    Where is my sword?
[05:04] ---
    Which sword?
[05:06] ---
    Lingling, be careful when climbing the ladder.
[05:09] ---
    Don't fall off and smash things.
[05:21] ---
    Wang Ling, we are going
    to Fifty-nine Faction tomorrow
[05:24] ---
    to familiarize ourselves
    with the competition field.
[05:26] ---
    Is your spiritual sword ready?
[05:29] ---
    It's been ten years.
[05:32] ---
    How are...
[05:44] ---
    Is this Brother Wang Ling's sword?
[05:48] ---
    It's so small.
[05:49] ---
    It's even smaller than that of a kid.
[05:54] ---
    That's right.
[05:55] ---
    I feel it's quite cute.
[05:57] ---
    "Faction Cultivation School"
    What? Does she like a spiritual sword like this?
[06:01] ---
    What strong power it has.
[06:13] ---
    Are you all ready?
[06:15] ---
    Songhai Sixty Faction
    Spiritual Sword Team is ready.
[06:17] ---
    We can go at any moment.
[06:20] ---
    Very good.
[06:22] ---
    The competition will last for 5 days,
[06:24] ---
    so we need to stay there for a few nights.
[06:27] ---
    Wang Ling,
[06:29] ---
    you don't take with you anything
    for that purpose, do you?
[06:33] ---
    That is because
[06:35] ---
    Wang Ling didn't intend to take part
    in the competition in the first place.
[06:40] ---
    His plan is to pretend to have a stomachache
    as soon as he arrives at Fifty-nine Faction.
[06:44] ---
    "QUIT"
[06:45] ---
    "QUIT"
    That way,
[06:46] ---
    "QUIT"
    he will avoid showing up in the competition.
[06:51] ---
    It's just 5 days. I can manage. Here.
[06:54] ---
    Take mine, Brother Wang Ling.
[06:58] ---
    We are like brothers.
[07:00] ---
    Don't be shy.
[07:00] ---
    No, thanks.
[07:07] ---
    Here comes the bus.
[07:09] ---
    Get on board, everybody.
[07:14] ---
    OK, I got it.
[07:17] ---
    Something unexpected just happened.
[07:18] ---
    I'm afraid I can't go with you now.
[07:21] ---
    Master, all the best.
[07:33] ---
    Are you sure it is her?
[07:35] ---
    Yes, I'm sure.
[07:36] ---
    We found Shadow Faction's official seal on her.
[07:52] ---
    Boss of Shadow Faction,
[07:55] ---
    here we meet again.
[08:10] ---
    Master Zhuo,
[08:12] ---
    I've had a small Thunder Pearl
    specially prepared for you.
[08:17] ---
    "Faction Sixty Cultivation School"
[08:17] ---
    "Faction Sixty Cultivation School"
    Its power is enough to melt every one
    of the cells of a senior cultivator.
[08:30] ---
    Follow the school bus up ahead.
[08:42] ---
    Master Zhuo,
[08:44] ---
    the entire plan was set up for you,
[08:47] ---
    from the tip-off on Shadow Faction
    Headquarter, to your breaking in
[08:51] ---
    and taking away the gift prepared for you.
[08:54] ---
    Twice you blew our plans.
[08:57] ---
    This time, you are finished.
[09:01] ---
    As for the target Miss Sun Rong,
[09:04] ---
    I will take her down personally.
[09:07] ---
    Without Zhuo Yi,
[09:10] ---
    these little cute things
[09:13] ---
    can't do anything.
[09:45] ---
    We agreed yesterday.
[09:54] ---
    A sword spirit can frighten
    an ordinary cultivator,
[09:57] ---
    so don't come out tomorrow.
[10:00] ---
    Staying unseen for a hundred years
[10:02] ---
    "Little Raccoon"
    Staying unseen for a hundred years
[10:02] ---
    "Little Raccoon"
    wouldn't be a problem for you, would it?
[10:03] ---
    "Little Raccoon"
[10:19] ---
    Welcome the Sixty Faction Spiritual Sword team.
[10:37] ---
    This is too bad.
[10:38] ---
    Instructor Pan Shengcong and Fifty-nine
    Faction's General Director Xie
[10:42] ---
    used to be close friends and roommates,
[10:45] ---
    but now, they are rivals.
[10:59] ---
    It's been a long time, Instructor Pan.
[11:03] ---
    There is such a beautiful girl
    on your team this time.
[11:06] ---
    So this is the girl from the Flower
    Fruit Water Curtain Group.
[11:10] ---
    The princess must have made a great
    contribution to Sixty Faction's poor budget.
[11:16] ---
    Sorry, slip of the tongue.
[11:20] ---
    You must have forgotten it, Director Xie.
[11:23] ---
    Back then, you filed a request
    to the General Administration
[11:27] ---
    to enroll Sun Rong.
[11:29] ---
    Remember it now?
[11:34] ---
    It's pity that Sun Rong refused
    to go to your school.
[11:37] ---
    She elected to come to Sixty Faction.
[11:39] ---
    She has her own aspiration.
    A wise bird chooses the best tree to stay in.
[11:47] ---
    I know this one.
[11:49] ---
    I saw him a couple of times on TV.
[11:52] ---
    Bullying schoolmates. Cheating
    in examinations. Abusing animals.
[11:57] ---
    I remember he even received
    a public security penalty.
[12:00] ---
    "Public Security Penalty"
[12:01] ---
    One may thrive in one place,
[12:04] ---
    but may just grow rotten in another.
[12:11] ---
    At this moment, Wang Ling is anxious.
[12:13] ---
    He just can't find a chance to
    pretend to have a stomachache.
[12:21] ---
    Look. General Director Xie
    is going to make a big move.
[12:25] ---
    Could it be...
[12:31] ---
    Here is my chance.
[12:34] ---
    Faction Sixty is so impressive.
[12:36] ---
    I just used my Grand Testing Trick
[12:37] ---
    and found a student with a value 5 on your team.
[12:42] ---
    Does this mean you despise Fifty-nine Faction,
[12:44] ---
    or you are ready to acknowledge defeat?
[12:49] ---
    Brother Wang.
[12:50] ---
    Wang Ling.
[12:52] ---
    Brother Wang, what happened
    to you? Are you all right?
[12:53] ---
    Wang Ling. Wang Ling, what's wrong? Are you OK?
[12:58] ---
    --What a mess.
    --How do you feel, Wang Ling?
[13:01] ---
    I'm going to finish them all.
[13:05] ---
    Master, it's breaking.
[13:09] ---
    What are you talking about?
[13:10] ---
    Your amulet.
[13:28] ---
    That background music again.
[13:32] ---
    What?
[13:34] ---
    Is there someone of super level around?
[13:36] ---
    Darling,
[13:37] ---
    my eyelids are twitching all the time today.
[13:41] ---
    Is it resonance?
[13:44] ---
    That's right.
[13:45] ---
    This is the resonance of the peach wood sword,
[13:47] ---
    which has stimulated the counterfeit amulet.
[13:50] ---
    And now General Director Xie's
    spiritual force impulses.
[13:54] ---
    Why didn't you tell me earlier?
[13:57] ---
    I wanted to tell you on the bus,
[14:00] ---
    but you forced me back.
[14:02] ---
    The amulet loses its effect
    sooner than expected,
[14:04] ---
    --so his great spiritual force is released.
[14:05] ---
    --Brother Wang.
    --so his great spiritual force is released.
[14:06] ---
    "Songhai Fifty-nine Faction Cultivation School"
    
    --If he doesn't take a low-power pill in time,
[14:08] ---
    --Brother Wang.
    --If he doesn't take a low-power pill in time,
[14:09] ---
    --Wang Ling will be in a state
    of extreme instability.
[14:10] ---
    --Wang Ling.
    --Wang Ling will be in a state
    of extreme instability.
[14:12] ---
    --Brother Wang. What happened to him?
    --Wang Ling will be in a state
    of extreme instability.
[14:13] ---
    --Are you sure it was the Grand
    Testing Trick that you used?
    --Are you all right?
[14:18] ---
    This student is acting quite well.
[14:22] ---
    He is in such a critical condition.
    Do you call this acting?
[14:25] ---
    Tang Jingze, did you have someone do this?
[14:30] ---
    Was it him?
[14:32] ---
    Did he do this?
[14:42] ---
    "Songhai Fifty-nine Faction Cultivation School"
[14:51] ---
    Boss,
[14:52] ---
    our action over here failed.
[15:05] ---
    Thanks to my quick response.
[15:07] ---
    You are so cruel, boss.
[15:11] ---
    --Brother Wang.
    --The target cares so much
    about the Value 5 rubbish.
[15:13] ---
    --Wake up, Brother Wang.
    --The target cares so much
    about the Value 5 rubbish.
[15:15] ---
    --Brother Wang.
    --The target cares so much
    about the Value 5 rubbish.
[15:17] ---
    It doesn't matter.
[15:19] ---
    I have a new plan.
[15:22] ---
    Retreat now.
[15:24] ---
    Although something unexpected happened,
[15:26] ---
    Wang Ling's plan is working, for now.
[15:32] ---
    Sparks fall in the stream at your foot.
[15:38] ---
    Butterfly fly by your side look into the sky.
[15:45] ---
    After so many nights,
[15:52] ---
    You face is fading out of my memory.
[15:58] ---
    With the ferris wheel hanging up there,
[16:02] ---
    I look towards you in the colorful lights.
[16:06] ---
    Twinkling warmth stops in front of your eyes.
[16:15] ---
    The star-dotted dome
[16:18] ---
    reflects you in the lonesome moonlight.
[17:09] ---
    In the endless recollections,
[17:12] ---
    there are you in my remote dreams.

E9 - Boss of Shadow Faction
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[00:29] ---
    Walk alone in the night.
[00:39] ---
    Look down on the hurrying steps.
[00:47] ---
    Everything is cultivated.
[00:50] ---
    Glimmers in the eyes
[00:52] ---
    never leave a trace.
[00:55] ---
    "The Daily Life of the IMMORTAL KING"
    How to avoid the true mirage.
[00:56] ---
    How to avoid the true mirage.
[01:00] ---
    How much defense does it take
[01:03] ---
    to resist loneliness?
[01:05] ---
    In the face of glory and defeat,
[01:08] ---
    how could I pretend not to care?
[01:11] ---
    Listen to your heart.
[01:13] ---
    Are you going to wander or go forward?
[01:16] ---
    So you can watch me now,
[01:19] ---
    Break the seal on the universe.
[01:21] ---
    Swirl your impact against everything old.
[01:24] ---
    Tear up the tranquility of the night.
[01:26] ---
    So you can watch me now,
[01:29] ---
    When I am set free.
[01:31] ---
    You're gonna be in fear,
[01:34] ---
    and get your defeat.
[01:36] ---
    I want to remain unknown
[01:38] ---
    however reversed the days and nights are.
[01:39] ---
    I want to remain hidden
[01:40] ---
    but the world is in disorder.
[01:42] ---
    I don't want to be immortal,
[01:43] ---
    but I have to fight.
[01:45] ---
    Break through it and go in hot pursuit.
[01:56] ---
    Was it him?
[01:58] ---
    Did that man do it?
[02:01] ---
    This spiritual force shock was terrible.
[02:07] ---
    Miss Sun Rong,
[02:08] ---
    do you remember me?
[02:10] ---
    I'm Tang Jingze. We went to the
    cultivation cram school together.
[02:14] ---
    Out of my way.
[02:18] ---
    I'm now chairman of Fifty-nine
    Faction Student Union.
[02:21] ---
    If you don't mind...
[02:22] ---
    I said out of my way.
[02:27] ---
    "Fifty-nine Faction Cultivation School"
[02:28] ---
    "Fifty-nine Faction Cultivation School"
    Let me introduce.
[02:29] ---
    "Fifty-nine Faction Cultivation School"
    This is secretary of the
    Student Union, Yisha Bei.
[02:33] ---
    Sun Rong.
[02:37] ---
    Do you want to fight? Come on.
[02:41] ---
    Do you know why I decided
    to go to Sixty Faction?
[02:44] ---
    Because there are scumbags
    like you in Fifty-nine Faction.
[02:48] ---
    No wonder you are so cold to me.
[02:51] ---
    That means you already
    have someone you care for.
[02:55] ---
    Don't worry.
[02:57] ---
    Wang Ling will be safe in Fifty-nine Faction.
[03:00] ---
    I can guarantee that with my personal honor.
[03:05] ---
    Fire.
[03:08] ---
    Get out of the way.
[03:13] ---
    Don't just stand there.
[03:15] ---
    Take him to the medical room.
[03:17] ---
    Yes. Yes.
[03:19] ---
    What happened?
[03:20] ---
    Did he bewitch himself?
[03:23] ---
    Putting the boot in like that.
[03:32] ---
    You won't get away with it.
[03:36] ---
    Instructor Wang.
[03:39] ---
    Calm down, everyone.
[03:41] ---
    Use your sword only in the competition.
[03:45] ---
    General Director Xie,
    you'd better manage your students.
[03:49] ---
    Sorry, General Director Xie. It was my fault.
[03:56] ---
    Now let's go to the gym
    and talk about the competition.
[04:01] ---
    That lunatic.
[04:03] ---
    He used such a dirty means.
[04:07] ---
    The positively side is that
[04:08] ---
    one of them was wasted before the competition.
[04:11] ---
    "Medical Room"
[04:15] ---
    What's wrong with him?
[04:16] ---
    He is bewitched.
[04:17] ---
    He doesn't seem to have heartbeats.
[04:19] ---
    Where is the patient
    who needs emergency treatment?
[04:20] ---
    Right here.
[04:24] ---
    Where is he?
[04:29] ---
    Master, are you sure it is all right?
[04:34] ---
    I'm feeling awful.
[04:36] ---
    Back then, Wang Ling used the trick of flash,
[04:39] ---
    which caused further damage to his amulet.
[04:42] ---
    If he uses his spiritual force
    a few more times, it will burst out
[04:45] ---
    and induce a calamity
    that will destroy the world.
[04:49] ---
    Do you have a girlfriend?
[04:53] ---
    Son, what is it?
[04:55] ---
    What?
[04:56] ---
    Your seal is breaking?
[04:58] ---
    Fifty-nine Faction.
[05:00] ---
    I'll sneak out and wait for you.
[05:10] ---
    Wang Ling decides to find a way
    to sneak out of Fifty-nine Faction,
[05:14] ---
    meet with his father to get the amulet.
[05:17] ---
    With the new amulet in place before it bursts,
[05:19] ---
    the world will be saved.
[05:27] ---
    What a big gym.
[05:29] ---
    This is gorgeous.
[05:32] ---
    Rubes.
[05:36] ---
    First, welcome people from Sixty Faction
[05:39] ---
    to come to Fifty-nine Faction.
[05:41] ---
    Now, I'd like to explain
[05:43] ---
    the rules for this Sword Competition.
[05:46] ---
    The competition will be on a five-on-five basis.
[05:48] ---
    There are five altars on the field named
    metal, wood, water, fire, and earth.
[05:54] ---
    "spiritual force"
[05:55] ---
    "spiritual force"
    Insert your sword in an altar,
    and you'll begin to accumulate your score.
[05:59] ---
    "spiritual force"
    The more altars you occupy,
    the faster your score accumulates.
[06:02] ---
    "spiritual force"
    The team whose score reaches 100 first wins.
[06:07] ---
    This is the same as Battle
    for Flag in video games.
[06:11] ---
    The competition was scheduled
    to be held on your campus.
[06:14] ---
    Unfortunately, there was
    an attack there not long ago.
[06:18] ---
    Therefore, the location
    was changed to our campus.
[06:22] ---
    Outside this gym is the competition
    ground for tomorrow.
[06:26] ---
    It is a little too big.
[06:28] ---
    I hope you can adapt to it soon.
[06:32] ---
    Fifty-nine Faction is so big.
[06:35] ---
    Master, have you lost your way?
[06:41] ---
    I can't use my spiritual force
[06:43] ---
    to support the trick of guidance.
[06:46] ---
    Master, I've sensed an exit over there.
[06:50] ---
    I'll go and have a look.
[06:55] ---
    Dear instructors,
[06:56] ---
    the Sixty Faction team doesn't
    seem to have enough members.
[06:59] ---
    Even with this dog,
[07:02] ---
    there are only four of them.
[07:03] ---
    Is this why you set up Brother Wang Ling?
[07:08] ---
    If you don't have enough members to participate,
[07:10] ---
    you will be regarded as abstaining.
[07:14] ---
    Bro, you can't do math, can you?
[07:17] ---
    Count for yourself.
[07:19] ---
    You have four members on your team, too.
[07:22] ---
    The fifth member
[07:24] ---
    has been here all the time.
[07:29] ---
    Look out, everyone.
[07:40] ---
    Are you crazy?
[07:42] ---
    Be careful.
[07:43] ---
    He generated such a big wave,
[07:46] ---
    but there isn't a drop of water on him.
[07:48] ---
    This guy is not to be underestimated.
[07:52] ---
    What?
[07:53] ---
    Where is he?
[07:56] ---
    Miss Sun,
[07:58] ---
    this flower is for you.
[08:01] ---
    So fast.
[08:02] ---
    I don't know you.
[08:03] ---
    Why do I have to take your flower?
[08:06] ---
    Interesting.
[08:08] ---
    The chairman asked me
    to deal with Sixty Faction.
[08:10] ---
    If you take this flower,
[08:13] ---
    I'll help you deal with
    the chairman and his team.
[08:15] ---
    What do you think?
[08:18] ---
    He Bufeng,
[08:20] ---
    are you going to betray us?
[08:23] ---
    I don't care.
[08:25] ---
    There is a huge difference in power
    between the two teams.
[08:27] ---
    If I join them,
[08:29] ---
    it will make your power more balanced.
[08:33] ---
    Why did you ask this idiot to participate?
[08:37] ---
    Take your dirty hand off Sun Rong.
[08:48] ---
    This is spiritual pressure.
    He is a golden pill phase.
[08:51] ---
    Miss Sun, now,
    we know each other, don't we?
[08:57] ---
    What if I don't take it anyway?
[09:04] ---
    Miss Sun, does that mean you refused me?
[09:10] ---
    Go away.
[09:12] ---
    Don't meddle with a man who was just refused.
[09:31] ---
    Presumptuous.
[09:33] ---
    One phase lower and he dared to challenge me.
[09:38] ---
    The Chen family has always been decent.
[09:42] ---
    We take the safety of the world
    as our responsibility.
[09:46] ---
    We are honorable people.
[09:48] ---
    If we see injustice,
[09:50] ---
    we'll step forward to help.
[09:52] ---
    Whether the culprit is an evil man,
[09:54] ---
    or a devil,
[09:56] ---
    we always kill him.
[10:00] ---
    What a coincidence.
[10:02] ---
    It is my hobby to break the illusions
    of a hot-blooded youngster.
[10:07] ---
    Let me waste one of your arms first.
[10:18] ---
    Chen Chao.
[10:25] ---
    Wang Ling.
[10:27] ---
    What happened?
[10:29] ---
    Negative energy.
[10:31] ---
    This is a dropped-down student.
[10:33] ---
    What he practices is the
    coldest negative energy power.
[10:37] ---
    So what happened in that instant was...
[10:40] ---
    That's right.
[10:41] ---
    It is called annihilation.
[10:43] ---
    Negative energy is a spiritual
    force in the opposite direction.
[10:46] ---
    When it collides with a cultivator's
    positive spiritual force,
[10:49] ---
    a huge spiritual energy called
    annihilation is produced.
[10:53] ---
    The most striking phenomenon
    is that matters are annihilated.
[10:58] ---
    What you did is nothing.
[11:00] ---
    Once Wang Ling's seal is removed,
    and the negative energy in his body leaks,
[11:04] ---
    the whole world will be doomed.
[11:08] ---
    Brother Wang, be careful about him.
[11:13] ---
    I get it.
[11:14] ---
    I can't come out for now.
[11:16] ---
    "Fifty-nine Faction Cultivation School"
[11:17] ---
    "Fifty-nine Faction Cultivation School"
    What about your amulet?
[11:19] ---
    "Fifty-nine Faction Cultivation School"
    Don't hang up.
[11:21] ---
    "Fifty-nine Faction Cultivation School"
    He hung up on me.
[11:24] ---
    "Fifty-nine Faction Cultivation School"
    Sir, your ticket.
[11:26] ---
    "DAD"
    "talking"
[11:27] ---
    It is obvious that he will not
    be able to sneak away.
[11:32] ---
    This can't be happening.
[11:33] ---
    His arm... was devoured
    by my trick of annihilation.
[11:37] ---
    Could he have restored his hand in an instant?
[11:40] ---
    That's right.
[11:41] ---
    In the instant that Wang Ling turned his body,
[11:44] ---
    he restored Chen Chao's arm
    with his grand trick of repairing.
[11:47] ---
    But at the same time,
    because he used spiritual force,
[11:50] ---
    Wang Ling's amulet is on the verge of breaking.
[11:54] ---
    Interesting. He has such unbelievable power,
[11:57] ---
    but I can sense any spiritual force in him.
[12:00] ---
    Now let me see what you've got.
[12:12] ---
    He doesn't have any spiritual force indeed.
[12:16] ---
    Why is he walking away
    like nothing has happened?
[12:20] ---
    Are you all right, Brother Wang?
[12:24] ---
    We'll take this flower.
[12:27] ---
    This guy...
[12:28] ---
    When did he...
[12:32] ---
    Master, shall I put him out?
[12:35] ---
    Shut up.
[12:37] ---
    He was beaten up like that?
[12:41] ---
    Now that all participants are here,
[12:43] ---
    please proceed to your
    respective preparation room.
[12:55] ---
    I get it.
[12:58] ---
    Get ready.
[12:59] ---
    Come with me to Fifty-nine Faction.
[13:08] ---
    Why do you stay behind, Brother Wang?
[13:12] ---
    Sweet Potato Flavored Crispy Noodles.
[13:15] ---
    Limited to Fifty-nine Faction.
[13:18] ---
    All right.
[13:19] ---
    Brother Wang, I'm going with them now.
[13:25] ---
    This is my chance.
[13:27] ---
    He is left behind alone.
[13:29] ---
    Sister,
[13:31] ---
    what are you doing?
[13:34] ---
    I'm on duty to clean the training ground.
[13:36] ---
    How are you doing, brother?
[13:39] ---
    Still pretending?
[13:41] ---
    You are not a student
    of Fifty-nine Faction at all.
[13:44] ---
    Girls in Fifty-nine Faction who have a beauty
    value higher than 7 are all stored in here.
[13:50] ---
    You bad boy.
[13:52] ---
    You know all the sweet talks.
[13:55] ---
    Think about it. Be my girlfriend.
[13:59] ---
    No matter what you want to do, I'll help you.
[14:02] ---
    Brother, all beautiful roses have thorns.
[14:07] ---
    I like dangerous women in particular.
[14:11] ---
    Thank you for your kindness,
[14:13] ---
    but I prefer someone younger.
[14:18] ---
    Younger?
[14:20] ---
    Old lady,
[14:21] ---
    don't pretend to be a little girl.
[14:24] ---
    What was that?
[14:25] ---
    Pretending to be a little girl
    at such an old age.
[14:29] ---
    Do you really think I can't see through it?
[14:31] ---
    Silly old thing.
[14:39] ---
    The last person who dared to call me that
[14:41] ---
    is now lying in his grave with
    grass taller than you are on it.
[14:48] ---
    After so many years of fighting,
[14:51] ---
    there is finally a rival now that excites me.
[14:56] ---
    Take this.
[14:58] ---
    You think your negative energy is a big deal?
[15:02] ---
    Even that old driver of mine is capable of it.
[15:10] ---
    What?
[15:13] ---
    Sleep in peace.
[15:17] ---
    "Little Raccoon"
[15:29] ---
    "Little Raccoon"
[15:35] ---
    "Little Raccoon"
[15:39] ---
    Sparks fall in the stream at your foot.
[15:46] ---
    Butterfly fly by your side look into the sky.
[15:53] ---
    After so many nights,
[15:59] ---
    You face is fading out of my memory.
[16:06] ---
    With the ferris wheel hanging up there,
[16:10] ---
    I look towards you in the colorful lights.
[16:14] ---
    Twinkling warmth stops in front of your eyes.
[16:22] ---
    The star-dotted dome
[16:25] ---
    reflects you in the lonesome moonlight.
[17:16] ---
    In the endless recollections,
[17:19] ---
    there are you in my remote dreams.

E10 - Set Off, Old Driver!
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[00:29] ---
    Walk alone in the night.
[00:39] ---
    Look down on the hurrying steps.
[00:47] ---
    Everything is cultivated.
[00:50] ---
    Glimmers in the eyes
[00:52] ---
    never leave a trace.
[00:55] ---
    "The Daily Life of the IMMORTAL KING"
    How to avoid the true mirage.
[00:56] ---
    How to avoid the true mirage.
[01:00] ---
    How much defense does it take
[01:03] ---
    to resist loneliness?
[01:06] ---
    In the face of glory and defeat,
[01:08] ---
    how could I pretend not to care?
[01:11] ---
    Listen to your heart.
[01:13] ---
    Are you going to wander or go forward?
[01:16] ---
    So you can watch me now,
[01:19] ---
    Break the seal on the universe.
[01:21] ---
    Swirl your impact against everything old.
[01:24] ---
    Tear up the tranquility of the night.
[01:26] ---
    So you can watch me now,
[01:29] ---
    When I am set free.
[01:32] ---
    You're gonna be in fear,
[01:34] ---
    and get your defeat.
[01:37] ---
    I want to remain unknown
[01:38] ---
    however reversed the days and nights are.
[01:39] ---
    I want to remain hidden
[01:41] ---
    but the world is in disorder.
[01:42] ---
    I don't want to be immortal,
[01:43] ---
    but I have to fight.
[01:45] ---
    Break through it and go in hot pursuit.
[02:01] ---
    This guy can see through my disguise.
[02:04] ---
    He does have some capabilities.
[02:06] ---
    Watch him carefully.
[02:07] ---
    With your immortal-binding ropes,
[02:10] ---
    these two students still
    in their Foundation Phase
[02:13] ---
    can't do anything.
[02:23] ---
    This one seems to be a big fish.
[02:27] ---
    At the school gate,
[02:29] ---
    Miss Sun Rong cared so much for him.
[02:33] ---
    Jiang Liuying doesn't know that
[02:35] ---
    at this moment, she is dancing with an
    extremely dangerous spiritual force bomb.
[02:39] ---
    If the sealed negative energy bursts,
[02:42] ---
    the world will be destroyed.
[02:49] ---
    What is going on?
[02:54] ---
    Master, how come you are bound up like that?
[03:23] ---
    Value 5. Good for nothing.
[03:30] ---
    The amulet can't hold on anymore.
[03:32] ---
    Master, there isn't an amulet now.
[03:34] ---
    You can only rely on yourself
    to control your emotion.
[03:36] ---
    What is it?
[03:38] ---
    You don't want to accept it, do you?
[03:40] ---
    Even a simple walk could bewitch you.
[03:43] ---
    Lower your head.
[03:46] ---
    Master.
[03:53] ---
    Master.
[03:55] ---
    Master.
[03:56] ---
    Master.
[03:57] ---
    Wang Ling,
[03:58] ---
    Crispy noodles are 50% off today.
[04:13] ---
    That's more like it.
[04:15] ---
    Lower your head further.
[04:18] ---
    Watch them carefully.
[04:20] ---
    Do what I told you.
[04:22] ---
    Yes,
[04:24] ---
    boss.
[04:25] ---
    I had planned to disguise myself as a student
    to sneak in and get rid of Miss Sun.
[04:29] ---
    But now,
[04:31] ---
    I have a new idea.
[04:38] ---
    Having a dropped-down student participate
    in a competition for freshmen only.
[04:43] ---
    You are indeed a well-known faction,
[04:44] ---
    capable of everything.
[04:48] ---
    A level one student can also drop down.
[04:51] ---
    Instructor Pan,
[04:53] ---
    everyone deserves an education.
[04:55] ---
    I hope you don't judge someone by his scores.
[04:57] ---
    Besides,
[04:58] ---
    He Bufeng is a human at least,
[05:01] ---
    better than the dog you've
    brought for the competition.
[05:07] ---
    Trouble.
[05:17] ---
    Big trouble.
[05:18] ---
    Wang Ling was kidnapped.
[05:28] ---
    Sorry, little bro.
[05:31] ---
    "Wolfberry"
    I'm sorry for this.
[05:33] ---
    "Wolfberry"
    Be patient.
[05:34] ---
    It will be over very soon.
[05:36] ---
    My boss may have a bad temper,
[05:39] ---
    but she has her professional ethics.
[05:43] ---
    Normally, she doesn't hurt anyone irrelevant.
[05:45] ---
    As long as you stay calm,
[05:48] ---
    you can go home
[05:50] ---
    after Miss Sun is out of the ring.
[05:57] ---
    Frankly, it has always been
    my desire to join Shadow Faction.
[06:00] ---
    If you untie me,
[06:02] ---
    I'll tell you everything I know.
[06:05] ---
    Is that OK?
[06:06] ---
    Very good.
[06:07] ---
    You are such a smart boy.
[06:10] ---
    If you join our faction,
[06:11] ---
    my boss will be very happy.
[06:15] ---
    However,
[06:16] ---
    only my boss can handle
    the immortal-binding rope.
[06:21] ---
    --So little bro,
    --Damn you.
[06:22] ---
    take your time and have
    a good rest here, will you?
[06:25] ---
    People say that Shadow Faction uses
    numbers to rank its members.
[06:29] ---
    You are so awesome, uncle.
[06:32] ---
    What is your number?
[06:36] ---
    I don't have a number.
[06:39] ---
    I'm just a driver for my boss.
[06:45] ---
    It seems that Shadow Faction
    is short of players.
[06:51] ---
    They even send someone like you on a mission.
[07:13] ---
    "Spiritual Infant"
[07:17] ---
    This driver has a very strong spiritual force.
[07:19] ---
    He just doesn't want to show it.
[07:25] ---
    Here comes the wind.
[07:28] ---
    It's time to put on more clothes.
[07:31] ---
    When it happened,
[07:32] ---
    I hid myself around the corner,
[07:34] ---
    and I saw that woman dragging Wang Ling,
    who was already bound up,
[07:37] ---
    around the corner and disappeared.
[07:41] ---
    I waited there a few more minutes
    before I came here to report it.
[07:43] ---
    That was what happened.
[07:47] ---
    Was that a beautiful woman,
[07:50] ---
    with blond hair, big bright eyes,
    and an attractive figure?
[07:56] ---
    I think she is.
[07:58] ---
    I get it.
[07:59] ---
    If I'm correct,
[08:01] ---
    she is the boss of Shadow Faction,
[08:03] ---
    Jiang Liuying.
[08:06] ---
    Boys nowadays certainly know
    how to please women.
[08:11] ---
    We defeated Shadow Faction
    on our campus not long ago.
[08:15] ---
    Enough.
[08:16] ---
    It is absolutely safe here.
[08:17] ---
    Faction Fifty-nine will guarantee that.
[08:20] ---
    Do you call it safe when someone
    was kidnapped right here?
[08:25] ---
    Bei, do your calculations.
[08:32] ---
    The response of Wang Ling's
    spiritual force is weak,
[08:35] ---
    so I'll concentrate on unknown
    sources of spiritual force.
[08:39] ---
    All spiritual force responses
    within 5 kilometers are nearby.
[08:44] ---
    The old campus.
[08:46] ---
    But it has been deserted.
[08:52] ---
    You...
[08:54] ---
    That should be the place.
[08:56] ---
    I'll send the Seven-Star Squad to check it out.
[08:59] ---
    Now that Shadow Faction has shown up,
[09:01] ---
    we must take madam back.
[09:03] ---
    Her safety is our first priority.
[09:06] ---
    We hope you understand it.
[09:09] ---
    Sun Rong is still Shadow Faction's target.
[09:12] ---
    We must take proper precautions.
[09:15] ---
    If there are not enough people
    on Faction Sixty's team,
[09:18] ---
    they have to abstain from the competition.
[09:20] ---
    Therefore,
[09:21] ---
    I think we must try self-rescue.
[09:26] ---
    Uncle Sun,
[09:27] ---
    we are from the Flower Fruit Group.
[09:29] ---
    Never have we been cowards.
[09:31] ---
    I don't care about the competition.
[09:33] ---
    Nor do I care about school honor.
[09:35] ---
    I only know that Brother Wang Ling
    is the most important friend of mine.
[09:38] ---
    This is Jiang Liuying's provocation to me,
[09:41] ---
    to the entire Flower Fruit Group.
[09:44] ---
    As the representative of the Group,
[09:46] ---
    I will not fall back.
[09:51] ---
    What a surprise.
[09:52] ---
    Time flies.
[09:55] ---
    Madam is old enough
[09:57] ---
    to act on her own now.
[10:01] ---
    Team 6,
[10:03] ---
    come with me.
[10:04] ---
    Let's get Wang Ling out of there.
[10:06] ---
    Yes, madam.
[10:10] ---
    Take your team to observe
    their performance in a real battle.
[10:15] ---
    Don't get yourselves involved
[10:17] ---
    unless it is really necessary.
[10:18] ---
    Yes, General Director Xie.
[10:39] ---
    Kid, I know you are covering up your true power.
[10:42] ---
    Back then, when I annihilated that boy's arm,
[10:45] ---
    you were able to...
[10:50] ---
    How could you fall asleep in such a noise?
[10:53] ---
    Master. Master.
[10:55] ---
    Wake up. Someone is here for you.
[10:59] ---
    Wang Ling is quite relaxed now.
[11:01] ---
    Finally, he doesn't have
    to try hard to figure out
[11:03] ---
    how to evade the competition.
[11:10] ---
    Here I am.
[11:12] ---
    Time to do my job.
[11:15] ---
    Help.
[11:16] ---
    Somebody help me.
[11:17] ---
    Help.
[11:18] ---
    Help.
[11:39] ---
    Stay close to me.
[11:42] ---
    Look over there.
[11:48] ---
    --Brother Wang Ling, hang on.
    --You guys, fly up there to check it out.
[11:51] ---
    --We'll be there right away.
    --Yes.
[11:53] ---
    All others,
[11:54] ---
    come with me.
[11:56] ---
    Yes.
[12:00] ---
    Brother.
[12:01] ---
    He Bufeng looks strange.
[12:03] ---
    Be careful about him.
[12:07] ---
    Got it.
[12:08] ---
    You watch him from behind.
[12:17] ---
    It's so good to be young.
[12:20] ---
    It is wolfberries that he is firing.
[12:23] ---
    Everyone, follow my orders. Stay alert.
[12:25] ---
    Yes.
[12:26] ---
    Dodge.
[12:27] ---
    Dodge, dodge, dodge.
[12:36] ---
    These young men are so poor at aiming properly.
[12:41] ---
    You should care more about your fitness.
[12:46] ---
    "WOLFBERRY HAS IT'S POWER"
[12:54] ---
    "Cruise Troop Office"
[12:57] ---
    You can't go in.
[13:02] ---
    Is that all you've got?
[13:04] ---
    All right.
[13:05] ---
    Let this oldie show you how to play the game.
[13:11] ---
    Instructor Wang, look.
[13:12] ---
    What's that?
[13:21] ---
    "YELLOW YELLOW DISK TREASURE HOUSE"
[13:25] ---
    Tomato and tomato, come with me.
[13:28] ---
    It's not right.
[13:29] ---
    What is it?
[13:37] ---
    I'm sorry, guys.
[13:40] ---
    It's quite late now,
[13:42] ---
    so I'm going to take off.
[13:46] ---
    No. Run.
[13:48] ---
    "Cavalry Coming Out"
[13:53] ---
    "Infantry Coming Out"
[14:00] ---
    Get down.
[14:02] ---
    It's too dangerous, madam.
[14:04] ---
    You are still at an age of building your body.
[14:08] ---
    You are supposed to go to bed early, Miss Sun.
[14:12] ---
    Go, Ocean.
[14:25] ---
    Why don't you make it an exception?
[14:27] ---
    I can't let you in no matter
    how important it is.
[14:29] ---
    Come back tomorrow morning.
[14:35] ---
    The Spiritual Sword Competition
    will be tomorrow.
[14:37] ---
    I don't care what it is.
[14:45] ---
    What is happening?
[14:49] ---
    That would be my night snack.
[15:06] ---
    I remember when my boss
    started to learn swordsmanship,
[15:11] ---
    she was about your age.
[15:14] ---
    Damn.
[15:15] ---
    --If this lasts longer,
    --But in terms of talents,
[15:16] ---
    --my spiritual force can't even
    sustain my flying.
    --But in terms of talents,
[15:18] ---
    --my spiritual force can't even
    sustain my flying.
    --you are much weaker than she was.
[15:20] ---
    The master's cavalry is so impressive.
[15:25] ---
    What a naive girl.
[15:27] ---
    The power of the horseless cavalry
[15:30] ---
    is far beyond your capability.
[15:50] ---
    Here I am.
[15:52] ---
    Time to do my job.
[15:55] ---
    Help.
[15:56] ---
    Somebody help me.
[15:57] ---
    Help.
[15:59] ---
    Help.
[16:24] ---
    Stay close to me.
[16:27] ---
    Look over there.
[16:37] ---
    It's all right now.
[16:38] ---
    I've defeated the old driver.
[16:44] ---
    Master Zhuo.
[16:50] ---
    I have rescued the hostages.
[16:53] ---
    The suspect is the spiritual infant killed
    by Idle Beauty over a hundred years ago,
[16:57] ---
    the Intention Devil.
[16:59] ---
    --Don't worry. You are safe now.
    --But a thread of his soul occupied
    the body of a dying old man.
[17:00] ---
    --Give me a hand.
    --But a thread of his soul occupied
    the body of a dying old man.
[17:01] ---
    --Have you called an ambulance?
    --But a thread of his soul occupied
    the body of a dying old man.
[17:02] ---
    --Easy.
    --But a thread of his soul occupied
    the body of a dying old man.
[17:03] ---
    --Yes, I have.
    --But a thread of his soul occupied
    the body of a dying old man.
[17:04] ---
    --He's been in reclusion for
    over a hundred years.
[17:05] ---
    --Pull the line over further.
    --He's been in reclusion for
    over a hundred years.
[17:07] ---
    --Done.
    --No one has expected that
    he shows up here and now.
[17:08] ---
    --I've checked it. Almost done.
    --No one has expected that
    he shows up here and now.
[17:09] ---
    --How about you?
    --No one has expected that
    he shows up here and now.
[17:10] ---
    I'm done over here.
[17:14] ---
    Brother,
[17:16] ---
    what is it?
[17:17] ---
    You seem to be unhappy.
[17:20] ---
    There are quite a lot of people,
    including this one.
[17:21] ---
    Thank you for your cooperation.
    Can I help you down here?
[17:24] ---
    No, thanks.
[17:26] ---
    I want to hang around here for a while.
[17:27] ---
    I'll come to get you later.
[17:29] ---
    By the way,
[17:30] ---
    this hole and the battle...
[17:37] ---
    No,
[17:38] ---
    It had been here when I arrived.
[17:40] ---
    Must have been left over from the construction.
[17:44] ---
    Construction?
[17:47] ---
    Master,
[17:49] ---
    don't you want them to save He Bufeng?
[17:56] ---
    Jingke,
[17:57] ---
    you stay here and watch him.
[17:59] ---
    Don't let him get away.
[18:00] ---
    But,
[18:01] ---
    what about the competition without me?
[18:05] ---
    Don't worry.
[18:06] ---
    The competition is already over.
[18:11] ---
    Wang Ling has his plan.
[18:13] ---
    --Wang Ling.
    --If He Bufeng is unable to participate,
    the competition will be cancelled.
[18:15] ---
    --Good to see you, Wang Ling.
    --If He Bufeng is unable to participate,
    the competition will be cancelled.
[18:16] ---
    --Thank god you are OK.
    --If He Bufeng is unable to participate,
    the competition will be cancelled.
[18:18] ---
    --Brother Wang Ling.
    --Then he will get away before
    bringing about any disaster.
[18:19] ---
    --What is it, Wang Ling?
    --Then he will get away before
    bringing about any disaster.
[18:23] ---
    But Wang Ling is wrong.
[18:31] ---
    It didn't make any sense.
[18:33] ---
    I hid He Bufeng up, didn't I?
[18:37] ---
    He's indeed a green hand.
[18:40] ---
    It is too late to suspect it now.
[18:43] ---
    Dear students,
[18:45] ---
    on behalf of the Cultivation Council,
[18:48] ---
    I welcome all of you to participate in
    this year's spiritual sword competition.
[18:52] ---
    All participants, please put your mobile
    phones in the designated place.
[18:57] ---
    The Organizing Committee has prepared
    special devices for you to use within your team
[19:02] ---
    --Hi, there. Please take your device.
    --to ensure your communications
    during the battles.
[19:04] ---
    Mind reading doesn't work on him.
[19:06] ---
    I wonder what is going on with Jingke.
[19:08] ---
    After going on the field, insert your sword
    into the altar, keep it there for 10 seconds,
[19:12] ---
    and you'll be considered
    having occupied the altar,
[19:14] ---
    and you'll begin to accumulate your score.
[19:16] ---
    Remember.
[19:17] ---
    You are not allowed to fly on sword
    or use other flying tricks
[19:21] ---
    lifting you 5 meters or more above the ground.
[19:25] ---
    The battle area is covered
    with a special restoring field.
[19:29] ---
    So please don't worry.
[19:31] ---
    Your cultivation will not be affected even
    if you are hurt during the competition.
[19:39] ---
    Please look over here. Smile please.
[19:42] ---
    Destiny knows how to play jokes.
[19:44] ---
    Wang Ling is now going
    to play in the competition
[19:46] ---
    which he has been trying
    to evade from the very beginning.
[19:50] ---
    Although it is against his wish,
[19:51] ---
    seeing that his friends did
    all they could to save him,
[19:54] ---
    --he must also do his best now.
[19:56] ---
    --Thank you.
    --he must also do his best now.
[19:57] ---
    Go for it, Faction Sixty.
[20:04] ---
    Bei,
[20:05] ---
    it's about to begin.
[20:07] ---
    Don't worry, brother.
[20:08] ---
    The analysis will be finished right away.
[20:11] ---
    I will get the data on the spiritual
    force features of every rival.
[20:24] ---
    Miss Sun, you will not get away this time.
[20:30] ---
    Finally, I wish you all prosperous
    in your magic power.
[20:34] ---
    The competition officially begins now.
[20:53] ---
    Son.
[20:57] ---
    Son.
[20:59] ---
    Your amulet.
[21:06] ---
    Son.
[21:08] ---
    Your amulet.
[21:10] ---
    Son. Son.
[21:14] ---
    Son.
[21:15] ---
    Son.
[21:16] ---
    Your...
[21:32] ---
    Isn't this Wang Ling's father?
[21:35] ---
    What are you doing here?
[21:36] ---
    Welcome. Welcome.
[21:41] ---
    --You are...
    --Are you my master...
[21:44] ---
    Wang Ling's father?
[21:50] ---
    It's my great pleasure to meet you.
[21:55] ---
    That is
[21:57] ---
    what happened.
[21:58] ---
    What?
[21:59] ---
    The amulet that contains
    his spiritual force is breaking.
[22:03] ---
    Sparks fall in the stream at your foot.
[22:10] ---
    Butterfly fly by your side look into the sky.
[22:16] ---
    After so many nights,
[22:23] ---
    You face is fading out of my memory.
[22:30] ---
    With the ferris wheel hanging up there,
[22:33] ---
    I look towards you in the colorful lights.
[22:37] ---
    Twinkling warmth stops in front of your eyes.
[22:46] ---
    The star-dotted dome
[22:49] ---
    reflects you in the lonesome moonlight.
[23:40] ---
    In the endless recollections,
[23:43] ---
    there are you in my remote dreams.

E11 - Ocean Dance
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[00:24] ---
    Darling, why did Lingling stop talking
    after he had the amulet on?
[00:30] ---
    The amulet seals his force,
[00:33] ---
    but restrains his passion at the same time.
[00:48] ---
    Walk alone in the night.
[00:59] ---
    Look down on the hurrying steps.
[01:06] ---
    Everything is cultivated.
[01:09] ---
    Glimmers in the eyes
[01:12] ---
    never leave a trace.
[01:14] ---
    "The Daily Life of the IMMORTAL KING"
    How to avoid the true mirage.
[01:16] ---
    How to avoid the true mirage.
[01:20] ---
    How much defense does it take
[01:22] ---
    to resist loneliness?
[01:25] ---
    In the face of glory and defeat,
[01:27] ---
    how could I pretend not to care?
[01:30] ---
    Listen to your heart.
[01:32] ---
    Are you going to wander or go forward?
[01:35] ---
    So you can watch me now,
[01:38] ---
    Break the seal on the universe.
[01:41] ---
    Swirl your impact against everything old.
[01:43] ---
    Tear up the tranquility of the night.
[01:46] ---
    So you can watch me now,
[01:48] ---
    When I am set free.
[01:51] ---
    You're gonna be in fear,
[01:54] ---
    and get your defeat.
[01:56] ---
    I want to remain unknown
[01:58] ---
    however reversed the days and nights are.
[01:59] ---
    I want to remain hidden
[02:00] ---
    but the world is in disorder.
[02:01] ---
    I don't want to be immortal,
[02:03] ---
    but I have to fight.
[02:04] ---
    Break through it and go in hot pursuit.
[02:17] ---
    We've hacked into the system.
[02:21] ---
    Where is He Bufeng?
[02:24] ---
    He Bufeng's spiritual force
    is different from that in our record.
[02:27] ---
    Transmission to him failed.
[02:30] ---
    What does it mean?
[02:32] ---
    It means when you meet He Bufeng,
    you must be careful.
[02:36] ---
    I've got responses from all
    the Faction Sixty people.
[02:47] ---
    Chen Chao,
[02:48] ---
    landed on the west near altar of metal.
[02:50] ---
    Sun Rong,
[02:51] ---
    landed on the north near altar of water.
[02:54] ---
    The dog,
[02:55] ---
    landed on the south near altar of fire.
[03:01] ---
    He Bufeng's source of spiritual
    force is also there.
[03:14] ---
    Where is the weakest guy?
[03:17] ---
    Wang Ling's source of spiritual
    force is close to zero.
[03:19] ---
    It's beyond the range of detection.
[03:23] ---
    It's simple.
[03:24] ---
    The four of us are at the center.
[03:26] ---
    Wang Ling isn't on the west, north, or south.
[03:29] ---
    So this guy
[03:31] ---
    is most probably on the east near altar of wood.
[03:37] ---
    Leave him to me.
[03:38] ---
    Altar of wood is mine.
[03:43] ---
    What a teammate.
[03:45] ---
    Wait a minute. There is one more guy.
[03:48] ---
    Which is Guo Hao.
[03:50] ---
    That's right. Where is he?
[03:52] ---
    Let me handle him.
[03:53] ---
    No hurry.
[03:55] ---
    Let's seize some altar first.
[04:14] ---
    Do you want me to get rid of him?
[04:17] ---
    Not necessary.
[04:19] ---
    It'll be enough if we just
    seize and hold 3 altars.
[04:22] ---
    You go to handle the idiot at altar of metal.
[04:25] ---
    I'm going to altar of water.
[04:27] ---
    Me and Miss Sun,
[04:29] ---
    we have an old account to settle.
[04:32] ---
    As for the moron that
    Liang Fei is going to face,
[04:34] ---
    he will add to our credits.
[04:40] ---
    These guys from Faction
    Fifty-nine are so powerful.
[04:43] ---
    These stand-ins cost me a good fortune,
[04:45] ---
    and I lost one of them even before
    the competition begins.
[04:51] ---
    But this guy who is going
    to pick on Brother Wang
[04:54] ---
    seems to be the weakest
    among the Faction Fifty-nine guys.
[04:56] ---
    Wait for me, Brother Wang.
[04:58] ---
    Instead of adding to their credits,
[04:59] ---
    "National Senior Phase Cultivation
    School Spiritual Sword Competition"
    Instead of adding to their credits,
[05:00] ---
    "National Senior Phase Cultivation
    School Spiritual Sword Competition"
    you are going to add to their troubles.
[05:02] ---
    "National Senior Phase Cultivation
    School Spiritual Sword Competition"
    Faction Fifty-nine seized altar of earth.
[05:05] ---
    "National Senior Phase Cultivation
    School Spiritual Sword Competition"
    Seizure by Faction Fifty-nine: 1.
[05:06] ---
    Seizure by Faction Fifty-nine: 1.
[05:07] ---
    --What?
    --Seizure by Faction Sixty: 0.
[05:08] ---
    Faction Fifty-nine has started seizing them?
[05:36] ---
    Wait a minute. How do I seize it?
[05:38] ---
    Insert your sword into the socket,
[05:40] ---
    wait for 10 seconds, and it'll do.
[05:43] ---
    Thanks.
[05:45] ---
    How are you, Chen Chao?
[05:48] ---
    This altar...
[05:49] ---
    ...is mine.
[05:52] ---
    My family has a motto: men don't fight women.
[05:55] ---
    For the sake of your being so kind to remind me,
[05:58] ---
    you can make three moves on me.
[06:01] ---
    Come on. Do it.
[06:12] ---
    I'm done.
[06:13] ---
    Now it's your turn.
[06:16] ---
    What? Despising me like that?
[06:20] ---
    Surprise, isn't it?
[06:23] ---
    Do it.
[06:27] ---
    Do it.
[06:35] ---
    What is going on?
[06:36] ---
    When did you set up the dirty trick?
[06:40] ---
    A web of dimensions can capture preys,
[06:42] ---
    invade the nervous system,
[06:44] ---
    and produce a false neuronal
    signal to control the body.
[06:47] ---
    The side of the web facing
    the prey is invisible.
[06:52] ---
    Damn it.
[06:54] ---
    This is so...
[06:56] ---
    ...so real.
[06:59] ---
    This is the cruelty that every young man
    is supposed to experience.
[07:03] ---
    He will not be killed,
[07:05] ---
    but all the wounds and pains are
    100% real, on a 1-to-1 scale.
[07:10] ---
    Chen Chao,
[07:11] ---
    sorry for the hardship.
[07:29] ---
    It seems you can truly devour negative energies.
[07:39] ---
    That was quite a bite of spiritual energy.
[07:52] ---
    Is he dead?
[07:53] ---
    Let me seize the altar first.
[07:58] ---
    If you die like this,
[07:59] ---
    you should feel lucky.
[08:07] ---
    If I devour more spiritual energy
    that is leaked when they are fighting,
[08:10] ---
    I will be able to break the seal on me.
[08:18] ---
    So you are still alive.
[08:19] ---
    Perfect.
[08:21] ---
    Take this.
[08:24] ---
    --Take this.
[08:25] ---
    --Take This
    --Take this.
[08:33] ---
    Thank god,
[08:35] ---
    I made it in time.
[08:38] ---
    Brother Wang,
[08:40] ---
    I'm not too late, aren't I?
[08:42] ---
    Morons are still morons,
    no matter how many you are.
[08:59] ---
    High energy up ahead.
[09:05] ---
    They have seized two altars,
[09:08] ---
    and Brother Guo Hao is in trouble too.
[09:10] ---
    I must seize this altar as soon as I can.
[09:32] ---
    You are the same as before,
[09:34] ---
    sneaky as ever.
[09:36] ---
    You are the same as before, too,
[09:39] ---
    skillful as ever.
[09:41] ---
    And, this is like meeting an old friend.
[09:44] ---
    That was my greeting.
[09:47] ---
    You are not my friend.
[09:48] ---
    OK, let's just forget about
    the unpleasant things between us.
[09:52] ---
    But the Flower Fruit Water Curtain
    Sun family and my Tang family
[09:55] ---
    were related thousands of years
    ago on the journey to the west.
[09:59] ---
    This long-lasting relationship
[10:01] ---
    is not to be broken off easily.
[10:03] ---
    Even ancestor Sun himself...
[10:04] ---
    Shut up.
[10:07] ---
    The name of my ancestor
[10:08] ---
    is not for you to mention.
[10:26] ---
    If you want me to shut up,
[10:28] ---
    you must beat me first.
[10:30] ---
    Faction Fifty-nine seized altar of fire.
[10:33] ---
    Seizure by Faction Fifty-nine: 3
[10:35] ---
    Seizure by Faction Sixty: 0.
[10:40] ---
    I met the dog,
[10:41] ---
    but it didn't give me much trouble.
[10:43] ---
    Very good.
[10:44] ---
    Come to altar of water now.
[10:46] ---
    There is someone here that you want to meet.
[10:51] ---
    He Bufeng has knocked off the dog.
[10:53] ---
    He deserves my trust in him after all.
[10:55] ---
    How did you know where Froggy 2 was?
[10:57] ---
    Have you forgotten about
    little sister Yisha Bei?
[11:00] ---
    I am able to see every move of yours.
[11:05] ---
    That's it.
[11:06] ---
    I must seize altar of water as soon as I can.
[11:08] ---
    Miss Sun,
[11:10] ---
    I know what you are thinking,
[11:12] ---
    so you must hurry up.
[11:13] ---
    We are going to seize another altar very soon.
[11:18] ---
    Brother Chen Chao.
[11:19] ---
    Five.
[11:20] ---
    Four.
[11:21] ---
    Three.
[11:22] ---
    Two.
[11:23] ---
    One.
[11:24] ---
    Faction Fifty-nine seized altar of gold.
[11:27] ---
    Seizure by Faction Fifty-nine: 4.
[11:30] ---
    Seizure by Faction Sixty: 0.
[11:47] ---
    It looks so nice.
[11:50] ---
    Are you going to use Ocean Dance?
[11:53] ---
    I know it was made from the Ocean Stabilizer,
[11:56] ---
    but, I don't think my Blowing Snow
    will lose the game to it.
[12:14] ---
    Brother Tang is starting his Blowing Snow.
[12:22] ---
    I must finish this before He Bufeng comes.
[13:02] ---
    Miss Sun, you do know something.
[13:05] ---
    It's a shame that it's not enough to beat you.
[13:12] ---
    He Bufeng is here.
[13:15] ---
    Trying to be smart again?
[13:33] ---
    The situation is not in my favor.
[13:35] ---
    It is better for me to try to seize other altars
[13:37] ---
    than tangling with them in an endless fight.
[13:40] ---
    See? I told you.
[13:42] ---
    Here we meet again, Miss Sun.
[13:46] ---
    But the lake has been sealed by Tang Jingze.
[13:49] ---
    I just can't get away with
    my trick of water escape.
[14:06] ---
    Got to do something.
[14:12] ---
    What the...
[14:15] ---
    This... What happened?
[14:38] ---
    What a strong negative energy.
[14:40] ---
    Seems to be stronger than yours.
[14:45] ---
    She can't have gone far.
[14:47] ---
    Go find her.
[14:48] ---
    I'm going to plug my sword.
[14:54] ---
    I don't care who you are,
[14:56] ---
    but you must do what I say.
[14:58] ---
    After I win,
[15:00] ---
    I'll help you fulfill your wish.
[15:09] ---
    Seizing the altar.
[15:11] ---
    Counting down. Ten.
[15:13] ---
    Nine.
[15:13] ---
    Eight.
[15:14] ---
    Faction Fifty-nine seized altar of water.
[15:17] ---
    Seizure by Faction Fifty-nine: 5.
[15:19] ---
    Seizure by Faction Sixty: 0.
[15:22] ---
    Faction Fifty-nine has seized all altars.
[15:25] ---
    A speedup bonus is rewarded to them.
[15:30] ---
    Faction Sixty seized altar of wood.
[15:33] ---
    Seizure by Faction Fifty-nine: 4.
[15:35] ---
    Seizure by Faction Sixty: 1.
[15:38] ---
    The speedup bonus is recalled.
[15:41] ---
    Brother.
[15:42] ---
    Brother Liang Fei
[15:44] ---
    was defeated by something odd.
[15:50] ---
    Brother Wang and the dog are united.
[15:51] ---
    --I made a genius out of him.
    --What?
[15:54] ---
    Never mind. I must join Guo Hao now.
[15:58] ---
    Altar of wood.
[16:10] ---
    Sparks fall in the stream at your foot.
[16:16] ---
    Butterfly fly by your side look into the sky.
[16:23] ---
    After so many nights,
[16:30] ---
    You face is fading out of my memory.
[16:36] ---
    With the ferris wheel hanging up there,
[16:40] ---
    I look towards you in the colorful lights.
[16:44] ---
    Twinkling warmth stops in front of your eyes.
[16:52] ---
    The star-dotted dome
[16:55] ---
    reflects you in the lonesome moonlight.
[17:46] ---
    In the endless recollections,
[17:49] ---
    there are you in my remote dreams.

E12 - Dogs Are The Best Friends of Humans
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[00:29] ---
    Walk alone in the night.
[00:39] ---
    Look down on the hurrying steps.
[00:47] ---
    Everything is cultivated.
[00:50] ---
    Glimmers in the eyes
[00:52] ---
    never leave a trace.
[00:55] ---
    "The Daily Life of the IMMORTAL KING"
    How to avoid the true mirage.
[00:57] ---
    How to avoid the true mirage.
[01:00] ---
    How much defense does it take
[01:03] ---
    to resist loneliness?
[01:06] ---
    In the face of glory and defeat,
[01:08] ---
    how could I pretend not to care?
[01:11] ---
    Listen to your heart.
[01:13] ---
    Are you going to wander or go forward?
[01:16] ---
    So you can watch me now,
[01:19] ---
    Break the seal on the universe.
[01:21] ---
    Swirl your impact against everything old.
[01:24] ---
    Tear up the tranquility of the night.
[01:26] ---
    So you can watch me now,
[01:29] ---
    When I am set free.
[01:32] ---
    You're gonna be in fear,
[01:34] ---
    and get your defeat.
[01:37] ---
    I want to remain unknown
[01:38] ---
    however reversed the days and nights are.
[01:39] ---
    I want to remain hidden
[01:41] ---
    but the world is in disorder.
[01:42] ---
    I don't want to be immortal,
[01:43] ---
    but I have to fight.
[01:45] ---
    Break through it and go in hot pursuit.
[02:01] ---
    Oh my god.
[02:02] ---
    The mouth cannon of the fatty is terrible.
[02:04] ---
    He shot so many words in a matter of a
    breath, and none of the words is repeated.
[02:12] ---
    No, the mouth cannon cannot
    repeat itself in a short time.
[02:17] ---
    There aren't many words I can think of.
[02:19] ---
    It looks like you have a limited vocabulary.
[02:22] ---
    Stinky fatty,
[02:23] ---
    shoot as many as you can.
[02:29] ---
    Damn.
[02:30] ---
    I don't know about him.
[02:32] ---
    If I can't hit the right point,
    this trick will have no use.
[02:36] ---
    The harder you fight,
    the more spiritual force you will leak,
[02:40] ---
    to feed me.
[02:42] ---
    How come he is here too?
[02:46] ---
    Sit upright, you trash.
[02:49] ---
    I'll come back to fix you soon.
[02:55] ---
    Brother Wang,
[02:57] ---
    do you want to remain
    value 5 trash all your life?
[02:59] ---
    "Value 5 Trash"
    do you want to remain
    value 5 trash all your life?
[03:05] ---
    Why a new phase all of a sudden?
[03:10] ---
    For you, I may have a limited vocabulary.
[03:11] ---
    But for someone else,
[03:13] ---
    I have a basketful of phases to use.
[03:15] ---
    My apologies, Brother Wang.
[03:19] ---
    Jerk.
[03:22] ---
    Good for nothing. Coward.
[03:25] ---
    Lame duck.
[03:27] ---
    Unfaithful. Irresponsible.
[03:30] ---
    Plastic brother.
[03:32] ---
    Stone hearted.
[03:33] ---
    Cold blooded.
[03:36] ---
    Pathetic.
[03:38] ---
    Poker face.
[03:39] ---
    --Ignorant.
    --Wang Ling knows that
    the amulet can't hold long,
[03:41] ---
    --Arrogant.
    --Wang Ling knows that
    the amulet can't hold long,
[03:43] ---
    --Loner.
    --so he is not to show
    either his spiritual force,
[03:45] ---
    --Chicken.
    --or even a bit of his emotions
[03:48] ---
    --Heartless.
    --or even a bit of his emotions
[03:49] ---
    --Heartless.
    --The more Wang Ling restrains himself,
    the more he is misunderstood.
[03:52] ---
    An emotion that Wang Ling
    has never known grows in him
[03:58] ---
    and is about to break the amulet,
[04:01] ---
    which is being aggrieved.
[04:10] ---
    Why is the dog biting its teammate?
[04:14] ---
    You have to rely on me to
    devour your negative energy.
[04:18] ---
    That means
[04:20] ---
    I can use my spiritual force at will now.
[04:24] ---
    Is this a setup?
[04:28] ---
    Oh my goodness.
[04:29] ---
    I have a limited capacity.
[04:31] ---
    Take it easy.
[04:59] ---
    Brother Wang,
[05:02] ---
    is this trick called human in dog's form?
[05:07] ---
    A moron plus a dog.
[05:09] ---
    Is this the legendary stylish waste?
[05:13] ---
    But after all, you are a value 5...
[05:21] ---
    ...trash.
[05:24] ---
    Excuse me, my friend.
[05:31] ---
    I...
[05:32] ---
    As Liang Fei recalled later,
[05:33] ---
    he was like being hit by a heavy
    truck roaring from his left side.
[05:46] ---
    Brother Wang,
[05:47] ---
    my efforts have paid off.
[05:49] ---
    I've made a genius out of you.
[05:52] ---
    Now,
[05:53] ---
    let's strike back.
[06:00] ---
    Faction Sixty seized altar of wood.
[06:03] ---
    "National Senior Phase Cultivation
    School Spiritual Sword Competition"
    Seizure by Faction Fifty-nine: 4.
[06:05] ---
    "National Senior Phase Cultivation
    School Spiritual Sword Competition"
    Seizure by Faction Sixty: 1.
[06:08] ---
    The speedup bonus is recalled.
[06:17] ---
    Kangkang,
[06:19] ---
    did you teach this human-beast
    combination to Wang Ling?
[06:23] ---
    Of course.
[06:26] ---
    I'd like to learn it.
[06:29] ---
    Can you teach me?
[06:31] ---
    After the competition, Wang Zukang returns home,
[06:33] ---
    and teaches his dog for three days and night,
[06:35] ---
    but achieves nothing.
[06:41] ---
    How could this have happened?
[06:42] ---
    The spiritual force of value 5 guy
[06:44] ---
    united with that of the dog,
[06:47] ---
    and knocked Liang Fei off.
[06:49] ---
    What?
[06:51] ---
    What did you say?
[06:52] ---
    Combination of spiritual forces?
[06:54] ---
    The combined spiritual force
[06:56] ---
    is incredibly strong.
[06:58] ---
    He has fooled us all
[07:00] ---
    by hiding this surprising trick
    till the last minute.
[07:03] ---
    Where is he now?
[07:04] ---
    At altar of fire.
[07:06] ---
    Faction Sixty seized altar of fire.
[07:07] ---
    Faction Sixty seized altar of fire.
[07:10] ---
    Seizure by Faction Fifty-nine: 3.
[07:12] ---
    Seizure by Faction Sixty: 2.
[07:16] ---
    Don't look at me.
[07:18] ---
    You asked me to come here.
[07:22] ---
    Where are the other Faction Sixty guys?
[07:24] ---
    The rude one hasn't woken up yet,
[07:27] ---
    and the fatty is on guard at altar of wood.
[07:29] ---
    I can't find Sun Rong's location.
[07:32] ---
    She got away with her trick of water escape.
[07:34] ---
    That explains it.
[07:36] ---
    All right. I'm going to get out of here.
[07:38] ---
    The combination seized altar of fire
[07:40] ---
    and is heading toward here.
[07:43] ---
    Go to altar of earth now.
[07:44] ---
    We can't afford to lose the central position.
[07:47] ---
    Liang Zheng.
[07:48] ---
    Brother.
[07:49] ---
    Liang Zheng,
[07:51] ---
    go to altar of fire now
[07:52] ---
    and take it back.
[07:55] ---
    Yes, I'm going right away.
[08:00] ---
    We have one down,
[08:03] ---
    but they are also one fewer
    because of the combination.
[08:06] ---
    The extremely strong spiritual force of
    the combination is to their disadvantage,
[08:08] ---
    while holding more altars than
    they do is to our advantage.
[08:12] ---
    What he's going to do next
[08:14] ---
    is come here and seize altar of water.
[08:17] ---
    If I call every one of us
    to come here to defend it,
[08:19] ---
    then both sides will suffer a heavy loss.
[08:22] ---
    The four of us against only one of them,
[08:24] ---
    it's not worth it.
[08:27] ---
    The other altars,
[08:28] ---
    with no one defending them,
    will be seized by them easily.
[08:32] ---
    So,
[08:33] ---
    we must avoid that combination.
[08:35] ---
    Try not to face him directly.
[08:37] ---
    In this way, we will be able to seize
    the other altars very easily.
[08:41] ---
    If we are constantly on the move,
[08:44] ---
    and maintain this 1:4 score,
[08:47] ---
    we will have the final victory.
[08:51] ---
    Bei,
[08:52] ---
    go to altar of wood and meet me there.
[08:55] ---
    Keep me updated about
    the status of the combination.
[08:59] ---
    Yes.
[09:05] ---
    Chen Chao.
[09:12] ---
    Come back, you damned woman.
[09:16] ---
    Where is the woman who cheated me?
[09:21] ---
    So you were on a date here, Brother Chen Chao.
[09:23] ---
    It's not what you think, Brother Wang Ling.
[09:27] ---
    Brother Wang Ling,
    why are you dressed like this?
[09:30] ---
    I have united with it.
[09:33] ---
    You...
[09:35] ---
    I know.
[09:37] ---
    A bachelor always needs a dog as a companion.
[09:40] ---
    That's why we are called bachelor dogs.
[09:43] ---
    Ten.
[09:44] ---
    Nine.
[09:45] ---
    Eight.
[09:46] ---
    --Seven.
[09:47] ---
    --Faction Fifty-nine has 3.
    --Seven.
[09:47] ---
    --Faction Sixty has 2.
    --Six.
[09:49] ---
    Five.
[09:50] ---
    --Four.
[09:51] ---
    --That's to say,
    --Four.
[09:51] ---
    --That's to say,
    --Three.
[09:52] ---
    --after seizing this one, we will overrun them.
    --Two.
[09:53] ---
    --after seizing this one, we will overrun them.
    --One.
[09:56] ---
    Faction Sixty seized altar of metal.
[09:59] ---
    Seizure by Faction Fifty-nine: 2.
[10:01] ---
    Seizure by Faction Sixty: 3.
[10:04] ---
    Great.
[10:06] ---
    Tell me, Brother Wang Ling,
    how did this miracle come about?
[10:12] ---
    You are smiling.
[10:14] ---
    Brother Wang Ling is smiling.
[10:16] ---
    Wang Ling doesn't know himself
[10:18] ---
    why he is smiling like he has never done before.
[10:21] ---
    The reason for this
[10:23] ---
    is only known to Wang Ling's father.
[10:26] ---
    Faction Fifty-nine seized
    altar of fire and altar of wood.
[10:30] ---
    Seizure by Faction Fifty-nine: 4.
[10:32] ---
    Seizure by Faction Sixty: 1.
[10:36] ---
    They overran us again so fast.
[10:40] ---
    At this moment,
[10:41] ---
    Wang Ling realized that Tang Jingze was using
    the strategy of three racing horses.
[10:44] ---
    He knows that
[10:46] ---
    to seize the altars as laid out on this map,
    no matter how powerful he is,
[10:49] ---
    he will be like a trapped beast.
[10:51] ---
    Is this the same Brother Wang Ling as before?
[10:57] ---
    I may be able to devour your negative energy,
[10:59] ---
    but I have a limited capacity.
[11:00] ---
    Stop it.
[11:01] ---
    If I go beyond that limit, we are all done for.
[11:05] ---
    The only way Wang Ling
    can think of is to be faster.
[11:09] ---
    He wants to seize all altars
[11:11] ---
    before the enemy arrives.
[11:15] ---
    The rules of this competition
[11:17] ---
    are not for one powerful player
    to beat all the others.
[11:20] ---
    Even if one is fast enough to
    reach all the altars in an instant,
[11:23] ---
    the 10 seconds required
    to start the score accumulation
[11:27] ---
    is something he can never skip.
[11:35] ---
    Wang Ling, Chen Chao.
[11:37] ---
    Yes, Sister Sun Rong.
[11:39] ---
    What is going on?
[11:41] ---
    Guo Hao and I are together now.
[11:43] ---
    How can that be?
[11:45] ---
    He ran away from altar of wood and ran into me.
[11:49] ---
    What a coward.
[11:50] ---
    Tang Jingze and that...
[11:52] ---
    ...that Bei something
    showed up there all of a sudden.
[11:56] ---
    Why didn't you fight back?
[11:58] ---
    Did you simply give up to that Bei something?
[12:00] ---
    You are in no position to blame me.
[12:01] ---
    I...
[12:02] ---
    Shut up, both of you.
[12:04] ---
    Guo Hao did nothing wrong.
[12:06] ---
    The key to this competition
    is not to beat the rival,
[12:08] ---
    but to seize altars.
[12:09] ---
    We should try not to engage
    in unnecessary fights
[12:11] ---
    unless the odds are in our favor.
[12:13] ---
    Guo Hao just told me
    the Bei something on their team
[12:16] ---
    had an ability to our disadvantage,
[12:18] ---
    positioning.
[12:20] ---
    Captain, I've found Sun Rong.
[12:24] ---
    Miss Sun,
[12:25] ---
    I'd like to see what other tricks you've got.
[12:31] ---
    We have one absolute advantage,
[12:33] ---
    which is Brother Wang Ling.
[12:38] ---
    What a surprise.
[12:39] ---
    You are being shy.
[12:41] ---
    So they will try not to face
    Brother Wang Ling directly.
[12:44] ---
    We can take it for granted that
[12:46] ---
    if Brother Wang Ling seizes one altar,
[12:49] ---
    with altar of metal already seized,
[12:51] ---
    we will have two altars firmly in our hand.
[12:54] ---
    But we are still behind them by 2:3.
[12:56] ---
    We need to send someone
    to seize another altar.
[13:00] ---
    What if we send someone out,
[13:02] ---
    and they send someone to take this one?
[13:04] ---
    We'll count on you, Chen Chao.
[13:07] ---
    This is...
[13:09] ---
    ...how it is.
[13:10] ---
    Wang Ling finally understands that
[13:12] ---
    --he is not the key person in this competition.
[13:13] ---
    --No problem. You can count on me.
    --he is not the key person in this competition.
[13:17] ---
    My family has a motto.
[13:19] ---
    A man's muscles are for the sole
    purpose of protecting others.
[13:24] ---
    Hard and strong.
[13:28] ---
    I just make a reconnaissance
[13:29] ---
    on the three waterside altars
    with the help of my trick of water.
[13:31] ---
    Altar of earth is at a key position
[13:33] ---
    so they put their strongest hand there.
[13:36] ---
    Therefore,
[13:37] ---
    Guo Hao and I will attack
[13:39] ---
    on their weakest point.
[13:42] ---
    No.
[13:43] ---
    Sun Rong and the fatty are moving
    toward altar of fire at a high speed.
[13:47] ---
    That's not reasonable.
[13:48] ---
    Altar of fire the farthest to reach.
[13:50] ---
    If they go there from altar of wood,
[13:52] ---
    they must go by way of altar of earth
    which is being guarded by He Bufeng.
[13:55] ---
    They are going...
[13:56] ---
    ...by way of water.
[14:00] ---
    Here comes your grandpa.
[14:08] ---
    Stinky brother.
[14:11] ---
    Who is calling me?
[14:16] ---
    Come on out and kowtow to me, brother.
[14:19] ---
    You asked for it.
[14:22] ---
    Liang Zheng, is Sun Rong and the fatty there?
[14:26] ---
    Chairman, I only see the fatty,
[14:28] ---
    and I'm about to knock him out.
[14:29] ---
    It was I who sent your stupid brother away.
[14:34] ---
    So you are the one who hurt my brother.
[14:37] ---
    Idiot.
[14:38] ---
    Stay with the socket. Don't let him steal it.
[14:45] ---
    Faction Sixty seized altar of water.
[14:48] ---
    Seizure by Faction Fifty-nine: 3.
[14:50] ---
    Seizure by Faction Sixty: 2.
[14:56] ---
    Liang Zheng, if you lose altar of fire,
[14:59] ---
    I'll drive you out of the student union.
[15:02] ---
    Brother, where are you looking?
[15:04] ---
    Your grandpa is here.
[15:07] ---
    Look at me, your grandpa.
[15:13] ---
    I don't care who you are,
[15:14] ---
    but you must do what I say.
[15:16] ---
    After I win,
[15:17] ---
    I'll help you fulfill your wish.
[15:23] ---
    I believe it is my turn now.
[15:32] ---
    "Come Back"
[15:37] ---
    As long as you win,
[15:39] ---
    I don't care how you do it.
[15:44] ---
    "Coming up"
[15:57] ---
    "Next Week"
[16:01] ---
    "Two Episodes"
[16:06] ---
    "Excitement"
[16:14] ---
    "Danger"
[16:15] ---
    "Danger"
[16:16] ---
    "Danger"
[16:25] ---
    "It will be thrilling next week!"
[16:27] ---
    Sparks fall in the stream at your foot.
[16:34] ---
    Butterfly fly by your side look into the sky.
[16:40] ---
    After so many nights,
[16:47] ---
    You face is fading out of my memory.
[16:54] ---
    With the ferris wheel hanging up there,
[16:57] ---
    I look towards you in the colorful lights.
[17:01] ---
    Twinkling warmth stops in front of your eyes.
[17:10] ---
    The star-dotted dome
[17:13] ---
    reflects you in the lonesome moonlight.
[18:04] ---
    In the endless recollections,
[18:07] ---
    there are you in my remote dreams.

E13 - Let Us Burn!!
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[00:31] ---
    I knew I would meet you again.
[00:36] ---
    As long as you win,
[00:38] ---
    I don't care how you do it.
[00:40] ---
    But you must do
[00:42] ---
    as I planned.
[00:44] ---
    "Sixty"
[00:47] ---
    Just like people say,
[00:50] ---
    destiny has its way.
[01:04] ---
    Walk alone in the night.
[01:15] ---
    Look down on the hurrying steps.
[01:22] ---
    Everything is cultivated.
[01:25] ---
    Glimmers in the eyes
[01:28] ---
    never leave a trace.
[01:30] ---
    "The Daily Life of the IMMORTAL KING"
    How to avoid the true mirage.
[01:32] ---
    How to avoid the true mirage.
[01:36] ---
    How much defense does it take
[01:39] ---
    to resist loneliness?
[01:41] ---
    In the face of glory and defeat,
[01:43] ---
    how could I pretend not to care?
[01:46] ---
    Listen to your heart.
[01:48] ---
    Are you going to wander or go forward?
[01:52] ---
    So you can watch me now,
[01:54] ---
    Break the seal on the universe.
[01:57] ---
    Swirl your impact against everything old.
[01:59] ---
    Tear up the tranquility of the night.
[02:02] ---
    So you can watch me now,
[02:05] ---
    When I am set free.
[02:07] ---
    You're gonna be in fear,
[02:10] ---
    and get your defeat.
[02:12] ---
    I want to remain unknown
[02:14] ---
    however reversed the days and nights are.
[02:15] ---
    I want to remain hidden
[02:16] ---
    but the world is in disorder.
[02:17] ---
    I don't want to be immortal,
[02:19] ---
    but I have to fight.
[02:20] ---
    Break through it and go in hot pursuit.
[02:26] ---
    "HERZOG"
    "Saul Bellow"
[02:36] ---
    Rongrong,
[02:37] ---
    when they come,
[02:39] ---
    you know what to do.
[02:43] ---
    I will do whatever it takes
    to defend your dignity.
[02:56] ---
    It's been a long time, Chairman Tang.
[02:59] ---
    You are still so full of spirits.
[03:02] ---
    Mr. Sun, our families have
    known each other for generations,
[03:05] ---
    so cut the cliche.
[03:08] ---
    Jingze is quite a young man now.
[03:11] ---
    And Rongrong has also become a graceful lady.
[03:14] ---
    Lifting my robe, I rushed to the gate,
    and I saw the one I longed to meet.
[03:18] ---
    Immediately I ran to the door,
    my hand holding together the lapels.
[03:22] ---
    Very nice. Rongrong does know a lot.
[03:26] ---
    No no no.
[03:28] ---
    Jingze is the genius.
[03:30] ---
    La nature est un temple ou de vivants piliers
[03:35] ---
    Laissent parfois sortir de confuses paroles.
[03:38] ---
    Si, sabes que ya llevo rato mirandote.
[03:45] ---
    Tengo que bailar contigo hoy.
[03:48] ---
    This is a war about family honor,
[03:58] ---
    a war that has lasted for a thousand years
[04:01] ---
    without knowing who the winner is.
[04:10] ---
    Come back.
[04:20] ---
    What?
[04:22] ---
    Oh, no.
[04:32] ---
    Nice assist, fatty.
[04:34] ---
    I'll settle my brother's account
    with you after the competition.
[04:36] ---
    I'm so sorry, Sun Rong.
[04:42] ---
    We are descendants of Sun Fengchao.
[04:45] ---
    We are not to lose to anyone,
[04:47] ---
    especially those who have humiliated our family
    for 14 years with their arts of confinement,
[04:52] ---
    the Tang family.
[04:53] ---
    I'm fine.
[04:55] ---
    Liang Zheng, you idiot.
[04:57] ---
    Why are you dawdling over there?
[04:59] ---
    Giving them a chance to seize the altar?
[05:02] ---
    I'm on it.
[05:06] ---
    I'm not going to miss it this time.
[05:21] ---
    Go.
[05:31] ---
    Instructor Pan, Sun Rong is the best
    member on the Faction Sixty team,
[05:35] ---
    but still, she's playing smart in order to win.
[05:39] ---
    Unfortunately, in order to be fair,
[05:42] ---
    she must insert her sword in person
    for the countdown to start.
[06:01] ---
    Sun Rong.
[06:06] ---
    Sun Rong, what a pity.
[06:10] ---
    Just a little bit further,
[06:11] ---
    and your surprise attack
    would have been a success.
[06:14] ---
    But, now you have no hope to win.
[06:21] ---
    I'm sorry.
[06:23] ---
    It's my fault.
[06:26] ---
    It is so wise of you, Chairman.
[06:28] ---
    Everything is going as you planned.
[06:29] ---
    Idiot.
[06:31] ---
    My plan is 5 to 0,
[06:33] ---
    a complete and overwhelming win.
[06:35] ---
    However, I might as well
[06:38] ---
    accept the score of 4 to 1.
[06:41] ---
    What?
[06:42] ---
    4 to 1?
[06:44] ---
    Two of them are here,
[06:45] ---
    and one at altars wood and earth respectively.
[06:49] ---
    Does that mean...
[06:50] ---
    They may have hedged their bets.
[06:52] ---
    If we seize altar of fire first,
[06:54] ---
    they will try to take our altars
    to keep them in the lead.
[06:57] ---
    If they do this,
[06:58] ---
    they will have to give up
    defending one of their altars.
[07:02] ---
    You are going to altar of fire,
[07:04] ---
    which means I'm going to...
[07:06] ---
    That's right. Go to take altar of metal.
[07:09] ---
    Then this place will be empty.
[07:14] ---
    I'll not only leave this
    place empty, but also...
[07:17] ---
    ...have Yisha Bei go to altar of water.
[07:20] ---
    Do you think she can beat
    that dog-combining guy?
[07:23] ---
    No, she is there not to attack,
[07:26] ---
    but to keep a watch.
[07:29] ---
    If they know every move of Brother Wang Ling,
[07:32] ---
    even if he can seize the
    undefended altar easily,
[07:35] ---
    they will fill up the vacancy
    he leaves behind immediately.
[07:38] ---
    The result will be one for one.
[07:40] ---
    If that is the case,
[07:41] ---
    we will have no hope to win at all.
[07:43] ---
    So, we must seize this altar,
[07:47] ---
    and, Chen Chao must keep his.
[08:00] ---
    Sun Rong was right.
[08:02] ---
    The key to this competition
    is not to beat the rival,
[08:05] ---
    but to keep them from inserting their swords.
[08:09] ---
    Running around like a mouse.
[08:11] ---
    Are you a man or not?
[08:16] ---
    Or,
[08:17] ---
    were you born to be a coward
    who escapes from everything?
[08:23] ---
    Get out.
[08:24] ---
    Our Chen family has never had a member like you,
[08:27] ---
    a coward that is good for nothing.
[08:30] ---
    No.
[08:33] ---
    No, I don't want to practice anymore.
[08:36] ---
    I don't want to be a Kong-fu master.
[08:40] ---
    I don't want to be like you,
    knowing nothing but fighting and killing.
[08:45] ---
    Physical force doesn't solve every problem.
[08:48] ---
    This puppet's tricks are only
    effective in close combat.
[08:51] ---
    With everybody watching,
[08:53] ---
    I cannot switch to my long-range tricks.
[08:57] ---
    I have never expected that
    Chen Chao's endurance in running
[09:00] ---
    should be used to its full
    advantage in this competition.
[09:05] ---
    Something is not right.
[09:07] ---
    I have the feeling that this student
    is not using his force to its full length.
[09:16] ---
    Now I get it.
[09:18] ---
    This is why it is called altar of metal.
[09:22] ---
    God is helping me.
[09:42] ---
    What is he doing?
[09:45] ---
    If I can absorb everything,
[09:48] ---
    I can also set them free.
[09:51] ---
    Oh, no.
[10:15] ---
    This is...
[10:26] ---
    As long as I'm here,
[10:29] ---
    you'll never take this altar.
[10:38] ---
    Let's see how long you can hold.
[10:48] ---
    "National Senior Phase Cultivation
    School Spiritual Sword Competition"
[10:52] ---
    What is He Bufeng doing?
[10:54] ---
    It took him so long to take down
    a junior foundation phase.
[10:57] ---
    Brother Chen Chao.
[10:59] ---
    Guo Hao, get out of here.
[11:01] ---
    Leave this to me alone.
[11:03] ---
    You...
[11:05] ---
    ...alone?
[11:07] ---
    Yes, all right.
[11:24] ---
    Sun Rong,
[11:26] ---
    you were no match for my Blowing
    Snow when you had 7 Oceans.
[11:29] ---
    Now you have only 5 of them,
[11:31] ---
    and you still want to try?
[11:33] ---
    No, I'll use this one only to beat you.
[11:41] ---
    Miss Sun, over all these years,
[11:44] ---
    you haven't changed a bit.
[11:47] ---
    All right. Don't be upset.
[11:49] ---
    It's just one problem unsolved.
    Let's try harder next time.
[11:55] ---
    I'm sorry, Mr. Sun.
[11:57] ---
    My son doesn't read a lot of books.
[12:00] ---
    I don't know where he got
    such an obscure problem.
[12:03] ---
    --Even students from schools of the highest
    phase may not be able to solve it.
    --You are a loser.
[12:07] ---
    You are a loser.
[12:18] ---
    Chairman, do you want me to give him a hand?
[12:20] ---
    Idiot.
[12:21] ---
    Do you want her to lose with more dignity?
[12:32] ---
    As my parents said,
[12:34] ---
    the spirit of this sword of devil
    teeth has super strong power,
[12:37] ---
    but it is extremely difficult to summon it,
[12:39] ---
    and I've got only one chance.
[12:41] ---
    So we must use it at the most critical moment.
[12:44] ---
    If our surprise attack fails,
[12:46] ---
    we can do nothing else but count on it.
[12:48] ---
    In that case, you...
[12:50] ---
    ...you will be in great danger.
[13:00] ---
    Looks like we'll win the final victory.
[13:03] ---
    It can't be possible.
[13:15] ---
    Out of my way.
[13:20] ---
    Come back.
[13:22] ---
    I spared you dirty life,
    and you haven't had enough?
[13:28] ---
    You must stop this.
[13:29] ---
    People will get killed if it goes on.
[13:31] ---
    You don't have to worry, sir.
[13:34] ---
    The guarding spiritual figures
    we set up in the field
[13:36] ---
    will guarantee their safety.
[13:39] ---
    I mean people all over
    the world will get killed.
[13:53] ---
    Sun Rong,
[13:54] ---
    I suggest you save your energy
    for celebrations of our victory.
[14:08] ---
    Let go of me. Let go.
[14:10] ---
    Let go.
[14:12] ---
    I promised them.
[14:33] ---
    I don't want to lose.
[14:36] ---
    Nor do I want...
[14:40] ---
    ...to let them down.
[14:44] ---
    Chairman, something happened.
[14:45] ---
    What is it?
[14:47] ---
    Altars of metal and fire.
[14:48] ---
    There are two spiritual forces bursting there.
[14:51] ---
    Do you mean Sun Rong?
[14:53] ---
    No, it's the fatty.
[15:01] ---
    Ten.
[15:02] ---
    Nine.
[15:04] ---
    Eight.
[15:05] ---
    Seven.
[15:06] ---
    Six.
[15:12] ---
    What's this?
[15:15] ---
    The sword spirit bred from
    my sword of devil teeth,
[15:18] ---
    fire phoenix.
[15:19] ---
    It is difficult to summon because
[15:21] ---
    breeding it requires other strong sword spirits
[15:24] ---
    as sacrifices.
[15:44] ---
    I'm all yours.
[15:53] ---
    Miss Sun Rong, you gave up your own sword
[15:56] ---
    and stepped down into a supporting role.
[15:58] ---
    Are you so willing to defeat me?
[16:01] ---
    --Let us burn, devil teeth.
[16:02] ---
    --Five.
    --Let us burn, devil teeth.
[16:04] ---
    --Four.
    --I will not let you make it.
[16:05] ---
    --Three.
    --I will not let you make it.
[16:06] ---
    --Get lost.
[16:07] ---
    --Two.
    --Get lost.
[16:08] ---
    One.
[16:15] ---
    You...
[16:19] ---
    You are not the same Sun Rong.
[16:23] ---
    I'm sorry, father.
[16:26] ---
    I didn't become the strong
    and powerful as you had wished,
[16:29] ---
    but I found the motivation
    to try to make myself strong.
[16:49] ---
    The player didn't hold the sword.
    Countdown failed to start.
[17:03] ---
    I've had enough.
[17:06] ---
    What did you say?
[17:09] ---
    Faction Sixty seized altar of fire.
[17:11] ---
    Seizure by Faction Fifty-nine: 2.
[17:13] ---
    Seizure by Faction Sixty: 3.
[17:15] ---
    Great.
[17:16] ---
    I never knew these students
    should have so many surprising tricks.
[17:21] ---
    Everything is under my control.
[17:24] ---
    You are wonderful, little Kangkang.
[17:26] ---
    You may be leading in the score,
[17:28] ---
    but our progress bar
[17:29] ---
    will come to the end right away.
[17:33] ---
    Faction Sixty seized altar of wood.
[17:37] ---
    What?
[17:38] ---
    Seizure by Faction Fifty-nine: 1.
[17:40] ---
    Seizure by Faction Sixty: 4.
[17:43] ---
    Great.
[17:44] ---
    Brother Wang Ling.
[17:48] ---
    Sister Sun Rong's plan worked.
[17:56] ---
    I'll make her and the rest of you...
[18:03] ---
    ...all vanish.
[18:07] ---
    Sparks fall in the stream at your foot.
[18:14] ---
    Butterfly fly by your side look into the sky.
[18:20] ---
    After so many nights,
[18:27] ---
    You face is fading out of my memory.
[18:33] ---
    With the ferris wheel hanging up there,
[18:37] ---
    I look towards you in the colorful lights.
[18:41] ---
    Twinkling warmth stops in front of your eyes.
[18:49] ---
    The star-dotted dome
[18:53] ---
    reflects you in the lonesome moonlight.
[19:43] ---
    In the endless recollections,
[19:47] ---
    there are you in my remote dreams.

E14 - Almost Perfect
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[00:18] ---
    The best result we can expect
[00:20] ---
    is that we take altar of fire
[00:21] ---
    and Chen Chao keeps altar of metal.
[00:23] ---
    By then the score will be 3 to 2
[00:25] ---
    but we are still unable to catch up
    with Faction Fifty-nine's progress.
[00:27] ---
    Therefore, we need to make an extra move
[00:30] ---
    to ensure our victory.
[00:32] ---
    The only one who can fulfill this task is you,
[00:35] ---
    Brother Wang Ling.
[00:48] ---
    Walk alone in the night.
[00:58] ---
    Look down on the hurrying steps.
[01:06] ---
    Everything is cultivated.
[01:09] ---
    Glimmers in the eyes
[01:11] ---
    never leave a trace.
[01:14] ---
    "The Daily Life of the IMMORTAL KING"
    How to avoid the true mirage.
[01:15] ---
    How to avoid the true mirage.
[01:19] ---
    How much defense does it take
[01:22] ---
    to resist loneliness?
[01:25] ---
    In the face of glory and defeat,
[01:27] ---
    how could I pretend not to care?
[01:30] ---
    Listen to your heart.
[01:32] ---
    Are you going to wander or go forward?
[01:35] ---
    So you can watch me now,
[01:38] ---
    Break the seal on the universe.
[01:40] ---
    Swirl your impact against everything old.
[01:43] ---
    Tear up the tranquility of the night.
[01:45] ---
    So you can watch me now,
[01:48] ---
    When I am set free.
[01:51] ---
    You're gonna be in fear,
[01:53] ---
    and get your defeat.
[01:56] ---
    I want to remain unknown
[01:57] ---
    however reversed the days and nights are.
[01:58] ---
    I want to remain hidden
[02:00] ---
    but the world is in disorder.
[02:01] ---
    I don't want to be immortal,
[02:02] ---
    but I have to fight.
[02:04] ---
    Break through it and go in hot pursuit.
[02:17] ---
    This Wang Ling has an incredible
    spiritual force after the combination,
[02:19] ---
    but he is alone here.
[02:21] ---
    If he opts to go to another altar,
[02:23] ---
    I'll take this one, ending up 1 for 1.
[02:26] ---
    When He Bufeng seizes altar of metal,
[02:28] ---
    the result will be decided.
[02:33] ---
    Looks like we'll win the final victory.
[02:36] ---
    It can't be possible.
[02:44] ---
    Faction Sixty seized altar of fire.
[02:47] ---
    Seizure by Faction Fifty-nine: 2.
[02:49] ---
    Seizure by Faction Sixty: 3.
[02:52] ---
    What?
[02:53] ---
    They beat the Chairman?
[02:54] ---
    If it is true, Sun Rong and Guo Hao's
    moves will be out of control.
[02:59] ---
    If they take the two undefended altars,
    we will be doomed.
[03:02] ---
    He Bufeng, go back to altar of earth right away.
[03:04] ---
    Whatever happens,
[03:05] ---
    we must ensure the security
    of the two altars left.
[03:08] ---
    Faction Sixty seized altar of wood.
[03:09] ---
    "National Senior Phase Cultivation
    School Spiritual Sword Competition"
    Faction Sixty seized altar of wood.
[03:11] ---
    "National Senior Phase Cultivation
    School Spiritual Sword Competition"
    Seizure by Faction Fifty-nine: 1.
[03:13] ---
    --Seizure by Faction Sixty: 4.
[03:14] ---
    --Wonderful, Brother Wang Ling.
    --Seizure by Faction Sixty: 4.
[03:18] ---
    The only one who can fulfill this task is you,
[03:20] ---
    Brother Wang Ling.
[03:22] ---
    Your original spiritual force is very weak,
    so after you and Froggy 2 separate,
[03:25] ---
    you can disappear silently
    from Yisha Bei's watch.
[03:29] ---
    Froggy 2 transforms into a human figure
[03:30] ---
    and stays at altar of water,
    pretending to be Wang Ling,
[03:33] ---
    to attract Yisha Bei's attention.
[03:34] ---
    Wang Ling is still here.
[03:36] ---
    Then who is it that took altar of wood?
[03:38] ---
    Ghost.
[03:40] ---
    We'll take advantage of their
    comprehensive perception of the field,
[03:41] ---
    something they are very proud of,
[03:43] ---
    --to mislead them.
    --Where does this ugly thing come from?
[03:44] ---
    Go away.
[03:46] ---
    Why can't I control him?
[03:48] ---
    Because your spiritual force line
    is meant for humans, but I am not.
[03:50] ---
    Moreover,
[03:51] ---
    this web you deployed enabled
    me to find your whereabouts.
[03:56] ---
    Outwitted by yourself, aren't you.
[03:58] ---
    Young lady,
[03:59] ---
    let his old hand show you what he's got.
[04:03] ---
    No...
[04:04] ---
    --OK. One more down.
[04:05] ---
    --Chen Chao, how is it going there?
    --OK. One more down.
[04:08] ---
    Chen Chao?
[04:09] ---
    Altar of metal is still in our possession.
[04:11] ---
    I guess Chen Chao and He Bufeng
    are enjoying themselves running in circles.
[04:14] ---
    I'm going to check it out.
[04:15] ---
    Sister Sun Rong, go to altar of earth
[04:18] ---
    to join Wang Ling.
[04:20] ---
    Thanks, Guo Hao.
[04:22] ---
    Wonderful.
[04:23] ---
    4 to 1 means we still have
    the chance to overtake them.
[04:30] ---
    May I ask how it is going at altar of metal?
[04:33] ---
    Although Wang Ling is getting
    closer and closer to victory,
[04:35] ---
    his father, on the contrary,
    is becoming more and more anxious.
[04:39] ---
    Ever since his childhood,
    Wang Ling has been used to
[04:42] ---
    ignoring things like success or failure.
[04:45] ---
    Whether he pretends to fail,
[04:48] ---
    What a fool. Yes, he is.
[04:50] ---
    Good for nothing. You can say that again.
[04:52] ---
    Only one student got a full score
    in this test. Wang Ling.
[04:55] ---
    or shows his true power out of carelessness,
[04:59] ---
    to Wang Ling, it doesn't make any difference.
[05:04] ---
    Wang Ling, I just found out
    that the three of us live quite close.
[05:07] ---
    --Why don't we go home
    together after school?
[05:07] ---
    --No, thanks.
    --Why don't we go home
    together after school?
[05:11] ---
    I told you not to ask.
    He's always been a weirdo.
[05:14] ---
    It is said he has psychological problems.
[05:20] ---
    For a long time, he has never had
    to think of the meaning of living.
[05:24] ---
    To him, everything is just...
[05:28] ---
    ...an extent.
[05:29] ---
    The most important thing is to
    control the extent of your emotions.
[05:33] ---
    It is too hard for a boy.
[05:34] ---
    Just take it as entering his adulthood sooner.
[05:36] ---
    Although Wang Ling's inner heart
    is wrapped up closely,
[05:41] ---
    a dim light still finds its way in.
[05:43] ---
    I, Sun Rong, will give you
    sufficient protection.
[05:51] ---
    "Freshmen Roll of Force Values"
[05:52] ---
    "Freshmen Roll of Force Values"
    Thanks. Thank you for your offer.
[06:11] ---
    What are they talking about?
[06:13] ---
    How embarrassing.
[06:20] ---
    Wang Ling, you are my pal for my lifetime.
[06:24] ---
    Of course not. I'm an expert.
[06:26] ---
    Songhai Sixty Faction Spiritual
    Sword Team is ready.
[06:32] ---
    Nobody knows,
[06:34] ---
    even Wang Ling himself doesn't notice
[06:37] ---
    that the dim light has developed
    into the warm sun of spring,
[06:41] ---
    and is about to ignite a fire.
[06:53] ---
    Wang Ling. Wang Ling.
[06:56] ---
    Good to see you, Wang Ling.
    Thank god you are OK.
[07:06] ---
    Chen Chao.
[07:11] ---
    What?
[07:12] ---
    Chen Chao.
[07:17] ---
    Chen Chao.
[07:20] ---
    Already passed out?
[07:22] ---
    Young people nowadays
    can't even withstand a joke.
[07:27] ---
    Wait a minute. The boy
    cannot hold on for so long.
[07:42] ---
    What is happening?
[07:43] ---
    I've never felt such emotional
    fluctuations in the master.
[07:47] ---
    Neither has Wang Ling experienced them.
[07:50] ---
    He is trying to restrain himself.
[07:53] ---
    Victory. We did it.
[07:55] ---
    Wonderful, Wang Ling. You are great.
[08:03] ---
    Ten.
[08:04] ---
    Nine.
[08:05] ---
    Eight.
[08:07] ---
    Seven.
[08:08] ---
    Six.
[08:09] ---
    But the more he does,
[08:11] ---
    the more that emotion spills,
[08:14] ---
    --like boiling water.
[08:16] ---
    --This is our secret.
    --like boiling water.
[08:17] ---
    Promise.
[08:20] ---
    Wang Ling, I'll do everything
    to get you out of there.
[08:24] ---
    We made it, Wang Ling.
[08:31] ---
    What is Wang Ling doing?
[08:32] ---
    Why has he stopped?
[08:41] ---
    Wang Ling,
[08:42] ---
    thank you for what you did.
[08:45] ---
    Five.
[08:46] ---
    Four.
[08:47] ---
    Three.
[08:48] ---
    Two.
[08:50] ---
    One.
[08:56] ---
    Faction Sixty seized altar of earth.
[08:58] ---
    Seizure by Faction Fifty-nine: 0.
[09:00] ---
    --Seizure by Faction Sixty: 5.
[09:01] ---
    --We beat them.
    --Seizure by Faction Sixty: 5.
[09:02] ---
    We turned the tables.
[09:04] ---
    Sun Rong and Wang Ling completed the final blow.
[09:06] ---
    The top and the bottom of the class.
[09:08] ---
    Surprise. What a surprise.
[09:10] ---
    --What is more surprising
    to Wang Ling's father is
[09:10] ---
    --What a surprise.
    --What is more surprising
    to Wang Ling's father is
[09:11] ---
    --They turned the tables.
    --a few comforting words from Sun Rong
[09:14] ---
    calmed down Wang Ling's inner heart.
[09:17] ---
    Master Zhuo,
[09:18] ---
    I want to see what is
    going on at altar of metal.
[09:21] ---
    Fine. Director, switch the scene.
[09:24] ---
    Wake up, Chen Chao.
[09:26] ---
    --Help. Somebody help.
[09:28] ---
    --Send the medics.
    --Help. Somebody help.
[09:29] ---
    --General Director Xie,
[09:30] ---
    --Help.
    --General Director Xie,
[09:30] ---
    --Help.
    --I thought you said the guarding spiritual
    figures would guarantee their safety.
[09:32] ---
    --Chen Chao.
    --I thought you said the guarding spiritual
    figures would guarantee their safety.
[09:33] ---
    How come Chen Chao was hurt so badly?
[09:35] ---
    These students are of the
    foundation phase at the most.
[09:38] ---
    It takes at least level 3 of golden pill phase
    to wreck the guarding spiritual figures.
[09:42] ---
    That would be a master hand that is not
    supposed to be in the competition field.
[09:45] ---
    Wang Ling, your smile looks
    much lovelier than your stiff face.
[09:49] ---
    Stay that way. Keep it.
[10:03] ---
    What?
[10:04] ---
    It's her.
[10:06] ---
    Farewell, Sun Rong.
[10:10] ---
    Wang Ling,
[10:12] ---
    we...
[10:22] ---
    No.
[10:30] ---
    What the hell...
[10:32] ---
    ...did you do to her?
[10:35] ---
    Stop.
[10:48] ---
    Even frozen time flow can't stop him.
[11:01] ---
    So it is you who have been
    protecting Sun Rong secretly.
[11:05] ---
    Unfortunately, this is the end of her.
[11:38] ---
    Walk alone in the night.
[11:48] ---
    Look down on the hurrying steps.
[11:56] ---
    Everything is cultivated.
[11:59] ---
    Glimmers in the eyes
[12:02] ---
    never leave a trace.
[12:04] ---
    How to avoid the true mirage.
[12:10] ---
    How much defense does it take
[12:12] ---
    to resist loneliness?
[12:15] ---
    In the face of glory and defeat,
[12:17] ---
    how could I pretend not to care?
[12:20] ---
    Listen to your heart.
[12:22] ---
    Are you going to wander or go forward?
[12:25] ---
    So you can watch me now,
[12:28] ---
    Break the seal on the universe.
[12:30] ---
    Swirl your impact against everything old.
[12:33] ---
    Tear up the tranquility of the night.
[12:36] ---
    So you can watch me now,
[12:38] ---
    When I am set free.
[12:41] ---
    You're gonna be in fear,
[12:44] ---
    and get your defeat.
[12:46] ---
    I want to remain unknown
[12:47] ---
    however reversed the days and nights are.
[12:48] ---
    I want to remain hidden
[12:50] ---
    but the world is in disorder.
    
[12:51] ---
    but the world is in disorder.
    I can see
[12:51] ---
    I don't want to be immortal,
    I can see
[12:52] ---
    I don't want to be immortal,
    that you are as pathetic as I am.
[12:52] ---
    but I have to fight.
    that you are as pathetic as I am.
[12:54] ---
    Break through it and go in hot pursuit.
    that you are as pathetic as I am.
[12:56] ---
    Break through it and go in hot pursuit.
    
[12:57] ---
    Come on, kill me.
[13:00] ---
    You will get your relief after you kill me.
[13:05] ---
    Wang Ling, thank you for what you did.
[13:09] ---
    Do it.
[13:12] ---
    Sun Rong.
[13:14] ---
    Sun Rong.
[13:16] ---
    You are a waste. A coward.
[13:18] ---
    Where are you going?
[13:20] ---
    Come and kill me.
[13:26] ---
    Why is my grand trick of repairing not working?
[13:28] ---
    It's no use.
[13:30] ---
    The shadow faction girl hit with such a cruelty
[13:32] ---
    that she tore Miss Sun's soul and spirit apart.
[13:36] ---
    But she's still alive.
[13:38] ---
    She is still warm.
[13:40] ---
    She can be saved.
[13:41] ---
    Don't be unreasonable.
[13:43] ---
    No one can save a life that has passed away.
[13:46] ---
    She is still breathing
[13:48] ---
    because I have stopped the time flow.
[13:51] ---
    Once I lift my trick,
[13:53] ---
    Miss Sun will be gone.
[13:57] ---
    Try to think of another way.
[13:59] ---
    I'd rather give up all my spiritual force
[14:03] ---
    in exchange for her life.
[14:04] ---
    Don't be silly.
[14:06] ---
    Nobody can withstand your spiritual force.
[14:09] ---
    I can help you freeze the time flow forever.
[14:12] ---
    In this way,
[14:13] ---
    she will retain whatever vitality left in her.
[14:16] ---
    Or you may choose to go back...
[14:20] ---
    It's so strange. You are right. What a fool.
[14:25] ---
    Good for nothing. You can say that again.
[14:27] ---
    He doesn't normally get such a high score.
[14:29] ---
    to the world as it was before.
[14:30] ---
    He must have cheated.
[15:04] ---
    No,
[15:05] ---
    I take neither of the options.
[15:07] ---
    I'm going to have this world...
[15:10] ---
    ...restarted.
[15:12] ---
    "Episode 14: Almost"
[15:14] ---
    "Episode 14: Almost Perfect"
[15:30] ---
    Sparks fall in the stream at your foot.
[15:37] ---
    Butterfly fly by your side look into the sky.
[15:43] ---
    After so many nights,
[15:50] ---
    You face is fading out of my memory.
[15:57] ---
    With the ferris wheel hanging up there,
[16:00] ---
    I look towards you in the colorful lights.
[16:04] ---
    Twinkling warmth stops in front of your eyes.
[16:13] ---
    The star-dotted dome
[16:16] ---
    reflects you in the lonesome moonlight.
[17:07] ---
    In the endless recollections,
[17:10] ---
    there are you in my remote dreams.

E15 - The Immortal King At A Loss
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[00:41] ---
    Value 5. Good for nothing.
[01:06] ---
    I have restarted the whole world.
[01:10] ---
    This time, it will definitely be restored.
[01:13] ---
    Everything will return to its original state.
[01:18] ---
    Sun Rong...
[01:20] ---
    ...are you back?
[01:23] ---
    Sun Rong.
[01:28] ---
    "Episode 15: The Immortal King At A Loss"
[01:29] ---
    "Episode 15: The Immortal King At A Loss"
    Sun Rong.
[01:30] ---
    "Episode 15: The Immortal King At A Loss"
[01:43] ---
    Walk alone in the night.
[01:54] ---
    Look down on the hurrying steps.
[02:01] ---
    Everything is cultivated.
[02:04] ---
    Glimmers in the eyes
[02:07] ---
    never leave a trace.
[02:09] ---
    "The Daily Life of the IMMORTAL KING"
    How to avoid the true mirage.
[02:11] ---
    How to avoid the true mirage.
[02:15] ---
    How much defense does it take
[02:17] ---
    to resist loneliness?
[02:20] ---
    In the face of glory and defeat,
[02:22] ---
    how could I pretend not to care?
[02:25] ---
    Listen to your heart.
[02:27] ---
    Are you going to wander or go forward?
[02:30] ---
    So you can watch me now,
[02:33] ---
    Break the seal on the universe.
[02:35] ---
    Swirl your impact against everything old.
[02:38] ---
    Tear up the tranquility of the night.
[02:41] ---
    So you can watch me now,
[02:43] ---
    When I am set free.
[02:46] ---
    You're gonna be in fear,
[02:49] ---
    and get your defeat.
[02:51] ---
    I want to remain unknown
[02:52] ---
    however reversed the days and nights are.
[02:54] ---
    I want to remain hidden
[02:55] ---
    but the world is in disorder.
[02:56] ---
    I don't want to be immortal,
[02:58] ---
    but I have to fight.
[02:59] ---
    Break through it and go in hot pursuit.
[03:08] ---
    Sister Sun's vital spirits
    have been broken into pieces.
[03:11] ---
    No one can save a life that has passed away.
[03:15] ---
    The shadow faction girl hit with such a cruelty.
[03:18] ---
    Your grand trick of repairing
    can only repair physical damages.
[03:30] ---
    It's no use.
[03:31] ---
    The result will be the same no matter
    how many times you reset it.
[03:35] ---
    If I had got rid of Jiang Liuying sooner,
[03:38] ---
    there wouldn't be so many problems now.
[03:40] ---
    But now I have frozen the time flow.
[03:43] ---
    We can take our time to figure it out.
[03:46] ---
    Froggy 2,
[03:48] ---
    you said you could control the timeline.
[03:51] ---
    My special ability is to convert the
    spiritual force into an accelerating ray,
[03:55] ---
    so the spiritual force flows in our bodies
[03:57] ---
    can be accelerated close to the speed light.
[03:59] ---
    The world will be relatively still.
[04:03] ---
    That means
[04:05] ---
    if we are faster than the speed of light,
[04:07] ---
    we can go back to the past.
[04:09] ---
    Theoretically, yes,
[04:11] ---
    but it takes a tremendous
    amount of spiritual force.
[04:15] ---
    What if
[04:17] ---
    I have that amount of spiritual force?
[04:24] ---
    Are you crazy?
[04:25] ---
    Reversing the timeline
    is against the law of nature.
[04:28] ---
    You will be tampering with cause and effect.
[04:29] ---
    Against the law of nature?
[04:31] ---
    Does it matter?
[04:35] ---
    Kid, do you know the consequences?
[04:38] ---
    You may be struck by thunders.
[04:42] ---
    Struck by thunders?
[04:43] ---
    Would it be worse than losing her?
[04:46] ---
    I have lived for tens of thousands of years.
[04:49] ---
    Today, I'm going to risk
    my life to go wild with you.
[04:58] ---
    Master, all the best.
[05:12] ---
    "Freshmen Roll of Force Values"
[05:19] ---
    Freshman, you must be the Value 5 in the photo.
[05:26] ---
    Don't worry, freshman.
[05:28] ---
    We the seniors will take good care of you.
[05:32] ---
    Thanks.
[05:35] ---
    It takes a lot of hardship
    to take care of someone,
[05:39] ---
    so you wouldn't let us do that
    for nothing, would you?
[05:41] ---
    That's right.
[05:46] ---
    Don't you understand what we are saying?
[05:49] ---
    Give us all the golden pills
    and spiritual figures you have.
[05:52] ---
    Chen's iron fist of justice.
[05:55] ---
    Are you all right, bro?
[05:57] ---
    I'm Chen Chao,
[05:58] ---
    the 12th generation of Songhai's Chen family.
[06:00] ---
    Look out.
[06:03] ---
    Taste my newly-developed pentatoxic potion.
[06:07] ---
    This is Guo Hao.
[06:08] ---
    We used to be in the same faction.
[06:10] ---
    Are you OK, my friend?
[06:16] ---
    This 10-yuan bill.
[06:18] ---
    What does it mean?
[06:21] ---
    Of course.
[06:22] ---
    Why do I give them 10-yuan?
[06:24] ---
    "Class Elite"
[06:24] ---
    "Class Elite"
    Today, we proceed to lesson six,
[06:28] ---
    "Taking Advantage Of Seduction
    On Other People"
[06:28] ---
    "Taking Advantage Of Seduction
    On Other People"
    Ancient Arts of Confinement.
[06:30] ---
    "Taking Advantage Of Seduction
    On Other People"
[06:36] ---
    Little Wise Guy.
[06:39] ---
    The so-called seduction
[06:40] ---
    is to use incantations with hand seals
[06:43] ---
    to project your spiritual force on other people.
[06:49] ---
    Look at him.
[06:50] ---
    What is he doing?
[06:53] ---
    Wang Ling, what's wrong with you?
[06:58] ---
    I'll show these golden pills to my dad,
[07:00] ---
    and see what he's going to say.
[07:01] ---
    He is going to praise you, of course.
[07:03] ---
    You are giving him so many golden pills.
[07:22] ---
    What?
[07:29] ---
    "Tire"
[07:32] ---
    "Tire"
    Dad, mom, I'm back.
[07:35] ---
    "Tire"
[07:36] ---
    "Tire"
    Darling, let's have dinner.
[07:40] ---
    Lingling, not so fast.
[07:45] ---
    I'm full.
[07:47] ---
    Wang Ling is enjoying the peaceful
    life he's been dreaming about,
[07:51] ---
    but that all happens in a different world.
[07:57] ---
    When Froggy 2's trick of time and Wang
    Ling's trick of space converge at one point,
[08:03] ---
    with an injection of a huge
    amount of spiritual force,
[08:05] ---
    a whole new world is created.
[08:13] ---
    The new world constantly absorbs
    everything from the old world.
[08:18] ---
    Simply put, this world is going to be destroyed.
[08:21] ---
    That's right.
[08:23] ---
    Since time flow is stopped,
[08:25] ---
    there is no one in the old world
[08:28] ---
    who can turn the tide.
[08:32] ---
    "The Underworld"
[08:34] ---
    "PALACE"
[08:35] ---
    "PALACE"
    Believe it or not,
[08:37] ---
    I'm the new monarch in this position.
[08:40] ---
    White, what were the shocks just now?
[08:43] ---
    Sire, it was probably an earthquake.
[08:47] ---
    All right.
[08:48] ---
    Sire.
[08:49] ---
    What is it?
[08:51] ---
    I have a client here that
    is difficult to tackle with.
[08:56] ---
    Poor thing. Such a young age.
[08:59] ---
    What?
[09:00] ---
    That's right.
[09:01] ---
    She was the daughter of the
    Flower Fruit Water Curtain Group,
[09:05] ---
    Sun Rong.
[09:07] ---
    The Flower Fruit Water Curtain Group? Sun?
[09:10] ---
    Wait a minute.
[09:11] ---
    She could be the master's...
[09:13] ---
    "Comparison of DNA Graphs"
[09:16] ---
    "DNA Similarity"
[09:20] ---
    --What is this place?
[09:23] ---
    --Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing.
    --What is this place?
[09:25] ---
    This is a dream.
[09:28] ---
    He's right.
[09:29] ---
    You are dreaming. You are dreaming.
[09:36] ---
    Sire, something is wrong.
[09:38] ---
    What is it now?
[09:39] ---
    "HEAVENLY PARADISE"
[09:42] ---
    Last time when I was here,
    I was eligible for free entry.
[09:46] ---
    You are behaving like a child.
[09:49] ---
    Have you been here, Wang Ling?
[09:52] ---
    Wang Ling.
[09:54] ---
    Wang Ling.
[10:11] ---
    This is the well-known Fairy's Cave.
[10:13] ---
    Put your hand in the fairy's mouth,
[10:15] ---
    "Cave of The Universe"
    and she will give you a prophecy of your future.
[10:19] ---
    Easy, guys. One at a time.
[10:24] ---
    "Cave of The Universe"
[10:24] ---
    "Cave of The Universe"
    You will fail three courses this semester.
[10:28] ---
    You are a young man now.
[10:30] ---
    Crying for such a trivial thing.
[10:35] ---
    You will meet your first love at the age of 40.
[10:42] ---
    It's your turn now.
[10:52] ---
    Why is she silent?
[10:56] ---
    Signal lost?
[10:59] ---
    "Cave of The Universe"
[11:03] ---
    What's wrong?
[11:04] ---
    Wang Ling, what happened to your future?
[11:07] ---
    "PALACE"
[11:10] ---
    She's really the master's descendent.
[11:12] ---
    She has such exciting friends.
[11:14] ---
    Faster, will you?
[11:16] ---
    Otherwise, that kid will
    blow up all of the three worlds.
[11:17] ---
    "Vitality"
    Otherwise, that kid will
    blow up all of the three worlds.
[11:18] ---
    Otherwise, that kid will
    blow up all of the three worlds.
[11:19] ---
    "Confirm Change"
[11:20] ---
    Changes done.
[11:21] ---
    Send the girl back, now.
[11:26] ---
    The spiritual impulses that have settled down
    for ten thousand years are chaotic again.
[11:40] ---
    What happened?
[11:42] ---
    Who...
[11:43] ---
    ...are you?
[11:48] ---
    What fun we've had today.
[11:51] ---
    Wang Ling,
[11:53] ---
    you acted strangely today.
[11:55] ---
    Anything wrong?
[11:56] ---
    I...
[11:57] ---
    I'm sure this is my first time here,
[12:01] ---
    but I have a feeling that I have
    been here long before,
[12:04] ---
    and I was with someone special.
[12:10] ---
    You are thinking too much.
[12:12] ---
    We are here to have fun, so, have fun.
[12:20] ---
    Let's go,
[12:21] ---
    and take a ride on the Ferris wheel.
[12:27] ---
    Do you understand now, Sister Sun?
[12:31] ---
    You were saying
[12:32] ---
    that in order to get me back,
[12:35] ---
    he created a new world, unintentionally.
[12:38] ---
    That's right.
[12:39] ---
    My master has gone ballistic
[12:40] ---
    and become the creator of the new world.
[12:43] ---
    If we don't wake him up in time,
[12:45] ---
    this world will be gone.
[12:47] ---
    How can we wake him up?
[12:50] ---
    You can use me, Sister Sun.
[12:56] ---
    What a view.
[13:00] ---
    Wang Ling,
[13:01] ---
    what's wrong with you?
[13:04] ---
    I'm sorry.
[13:07] ---
    I... I don't know.
[13:10] ---
    At this point,
[13:12] ---
    I should be feeling extremely happy,
[13:16] ---
    but something very important is missing.
[13:26] ---
    I'm ready.
[13:28] ---
    Aren't you scared, Sister Sun?
[13:30] ---
    We are going to destroy my master's world.
[13:33] ---
    For a girl,
[13:35] ---
    to love is to destroy the world.
[13:40] ---
    I see.
[13:44] ---
    Sister Sun, go for it.
[14:27] ---
    Wang Ling...
[14:33] ---
    ...wake up.
[14:40] ---
    Wang Ling,
[14:42] ---
    time to get up.
[15:01] ---
    Off you go.
[15:02] ---
    She is waiting for you.
[15:12] ---
    I'm sorry
[15:14] ---
    to have kept you waiting.
[15:16] ---
    Finally, I have found you.
[15:31] ---
    The player didn't hold the sword.
    Countdown failed to started.
[15:44] ---
    --I've had enough.
[15:46] ---
    --What did you say?
    --I've had enough.
[15:47] ---
    Faction Sixty seized altar of wood.
[15:50] ---
    "National Senior Phase Cultivation
    School Spiritual Sword Competition"
    Seizure by Faction Fifty-nine: 1.
[15:52] ---
    Seizure by Faction Sixty: 4.
[15:54] ---
    Sister Sun Rong's plan worked.
[16:00] ---
    I'll make her and the rest of you....
[16:07] ---
    ...all vanish.
[16:12] ---
    He Bufeng, are you dead?
[16:21] ---
    Faction Sixty seized altar of earth.
[16:23] ---
    Seizure by Faction Fifty-nine: 0.
[16:25] ---
    Seizure by Faction Sixty: 5.
[16:27] ---
    Faction Sixty is the winner.
[16:29] ---
    We did it.
[16:31] ---
    Nice.
[16:40] ---
    Lingling.
[16:52] ---
    Brother Wang,
[16:54] ---
    we won.
[17:00] ---
    Brother.
[17:01] ---
    Brother.
[17:03] ---
    I...
[17:04] ---
    We...
[17:05] ---
    Miss Sun.
[17:06] ---
    Miss Sun, could you please say something
    about your victory in the competition?
[17:10] ---
    Kid, having done so much,
[17:12] ---
    do you really like this consequence?
[17:22] ---
    Strange.
[17:24] ---
    Why doesn't my grand trick of repairing work?
[17:27] ---
    You acted against the law of nature,
[17:28] ---
    making the spiritual impulses
    in the world chaotic.
[17:30] ---
    The original law is no longer effective.
[17:34] ---
    Do you mean we can't go back?
[17:37] ---
    Wandering in the end of the world with you.
[17:40] ---
    Nothing is more romantic.
[17:42] ---
    There is a way.
[17:45] ---
    These are...
[17:47] ---
    These are the worlds you just created using me.
[17:50] ---
    The convergence of time and
    space created a new world.
[17:54] ---
    Miss Sun used a dimensional spiritual treasure
[17:57] ---
    to split it into a loop of time
    and a loop of space.
[18:01] ---
    Get to the point.
[18:03] ---
    You can use them to reverse the timeline.
[18:08] ---
    Wonderful.
[18:09] ---
    The world can be saved now.
[18:11] ---
    However,
[18:12] ---
    it will not be time travel,
[18:14] ---
    It will be timeline reversed.
[18:16] ---
    What's the difference?
[18:18] ---
    Miss Sun Rong will not have
    memory of this span of time.
[18:24] ---
    I don't care.
[18:25] ---
    Saving the world is more important after all.
[18:28] ---
    Besides, I believe that
[18:31] ---
    no matter how timeline is altered,
[18:33] ---
    my thoughts of you will transcend time and space
[18:37] ---
    and bring me back to your side.
[18:48] ---
    Lingling.
[18:51] ---
    Thank god I made it.
[18:52] ---
    Otherwise, the world will be destroyed.
[18:55] ---
    Kid, once you have this amulet on,
[18:57] ---
    your emotions will be sealed up again,
[18:59] ---
    --and your relation with
    the girl will be chilled.
[19:00] ---
    --Thank you, everyone.
    --and your relation with
    the girl will be chilled.
[19:01] ---
    --This victory is credited to Faction Sixty.
    --and your relation with
    the girl will be chilled.
[19:05] ---
    Instructor Wang, we won.
[19:06] ---
    Look at this.
[19:07] ---
    Look what you've done.
[19:09] ---
    Check out this place.
[19:10] ---
    Dig her up.
[19:11] ---
    Yes.
[19:16] ---
    My hope is...
[19:19] ---
    ...world peace.
[19:41] ---
    Sparks fall in the stream at your foot.
[19:48] ---
    Butterfly fly by your side look into the sky.
[19:55] ---
    After so many nights,
[20:01] ---
    You face is fading out of my memory.
[20:08] ---
    With the ferris wheel hanging up there,
[20:12] ---
    I look towards you in the colorful lights.
[20:16] ---
    Twinkling warmth stops in front of your eyes.
[20:24] ---
    The star-dotted dome
[20:27] ---
    reflects you in the lonesome moonlight.
[21:18] ---
    In the endless recollections,
[21:21] ---
    there are you in my remote dreams.
[21:35] ---
    Hey, Froggy 2.
[21:37] ---
    What? What else?
[21:40] ---
    I just remembered something.
[21:41] ---
    Rewind it further, will you?

Season 2

E1 - Wang Ling Wants To Lead A Quiet Life
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[00:46] ---
    This is our secret.
[00:49] ---
    Promise.
[00:57] ---
    He is only a primary phase.
[01:00] ---
    How can he have such
    a terrible spiritual force?
[01:06] ---
    Are you crazy?
[01:08] ---
    Reversing the timeline
    is against the law of nature.
[01:11] ---
    You will be tampering
    with cause and effect.
[01:12] ---
    Against the law of nature?
[01:14] ---
    Does it matter?
[01:25] ---
    Besides, I believe that
[01:28] ---
    no matter how timeline is altered,
[01:30] ---
    my thoughts of you will
    transcend time and space
[01:33] ---
    and bring me back to your side.
[01:47] ---
    Lingling.
[01:50] ---
    Thank God I made it.
[01:51] ---
    Otherwise, the world will be destroyed.
[02:04] ---
    Finally, the spiritual figure is applied.
[02:06] ---
    The world is saved.
[02:09] ---
    But don't you do such
    foolish things again.
[02:13] ---
    You acted against the law of nature
    and restarted the world so many times.
[02:18] ---
    The annihilation of positive and
    negative spiritual forces has caused
[02:20] ---
    immeasurable damage to the total
    value of the world's spiritual force.
[02:27] ---
    It's so difficult to maintain world peace.
[02:31] ---
    "Episode One:
    Wang Ling Wants To Lead A Quiet Life"
[02:42] ---
    Chief,
[02:43] ---
    Jiang Liuying has been
    taken into custody
[02:46] ---
    and will be transferred to
    the supreme jail tomorrow.
[02:49] ---
    Thank you, Master Zhuo.
[02:50] ---
    "Year 4396 Spiritual Sword Competition
    Incident Investigation Report"
    All thanks to you,
[02:52] ---
    we were able to exterminate
    the Shadow Faction.
[02:54] ---
    My pleasure, Chief.
[02:55] ---
    However, we haven't found out
[02:57] ---
    who is the mysterious party that
    wanted to assassinate Miss Sun Rong.
[03:06] ---
    Hello?
[03:07] ---
    The Spiritual Sword Competition?
[03:10] ---
    Yes. I understand.
[03:14] ---
    You heard it, Zhuo.
[03:17] ---
    More assassins?
[03:19] ---
    No.
[03:20] ---
    The space station detected
    a spiritual force tsunami
[03:23] ---
    centered around Faction
    59's competition field.
[03:25] ---
    Gross National Spiritual
    Force Product dropped sharply.
[03:28] ---
    Some of the spiritual energy
    vehicles are already down.
[03:31] ---
    The cause?
[03:32] ---
    Unknown. Still under investigation.
[03:35] ---
    My superiors are
    not happy about this.
[03:37] ---
    They have given the Department
    of Cultivation a lot of pressure.
[03:40] ---
    You mean... that...
[03:43] ---
    The total value of the world's
    spiritual force has dropped to 4.8.
[03:46] ---
    This is a figure too low.
[03:47] ---
    "World's Spiritual Force Level"
    This is a figure too low.
[03:48] ---
    "World's Spiritual Force Level"
    Is there a way to cure it?
[03:50] ---
    "favorite"
    Either forwarding, rewarding,
    or putting into your favorites will do.
[03:52] ---
    "added"
    Either forwarding, rewarding,
    or putting into your favorites will do.
[03:53] ---
    I got it.
[03:54] ---
    I'm going right away
    to find out the cause.
[03:57] ---
    Wait a minute, Zhuo Yi.
[03:58] ---
    Go and call off the
    Spiritual Sword Competition.
[04:07] ---
    "Congratulations
    on making it to the TOP 10!"
[04:12] ---
    "Everyone's Golden Pill"
[04:13] ---
    "Everyone's Golden Pill"
    What a pity!
[04:15] ---
    "Class Elite"
    We had overwhelming advantage
    over Faction 59 in the preliminary.
[04:18] ---
    "Duty" "Table Honor Roll" "Congratulations!"
    We would have made it to the
    finals if it had not been called off.
[04:22] ---
    Come on. Making it into
    Top 10 is already not bad.
[04:25] ---
    Right.
[04:26] ---
    Don't forget that we
    have a Value 5 laggard.
[04:29] ---
    "Knowledge Has No Boundaries."
[04:30] ---
    "Knowledge Has No Boundaries."
    Brother Wang hasn't
    talked much since then.
[04:32] ---
    "Knowledge Has No Boundaries."
    
    Has he become withdrawn?
[04:34] ---
    "Knowledge Has No Boundaries."
    
    He doesn't have many lines anyway.
[04:36] ---
    "Diligence Pays Off"
[04:37] ---
    "Diligence Pays Off"
    I don't why, but ever since
    we won the competition,
[04:41] ---
    "Diligence Pays Off"
    
    he has become like this.
[04:43] ---
    "Crispy Little Raccoon"
[04:44] ---
    "Crispy Little Raccoon"
    Wang Ling is just
    enjoying his quiet daily life.
[04:50] ---
    However, the gear wheel of destiny
    is unnoticeably starting to turn.
[04:55] ---
    I'm going back to my seat.
[05:07] ---
    Very good. Everybody has handed in
    his homework for the summer vacation.
[05:11] ---
    You deserve to be a
    member of the Class Elite.
[05:14] ---
    Thank goodness I finished
    drawing it on the last day.
[05:17] ---
    I'm exhausted.
[05:19] ---
    I believe every one of you
    worked hard during the vacation.
[05:22] ---
    The Cultivation Curriculum requests
[05:23] ---
    that students of Phase 2 should
    have broken through the bottleneck
[05:25] ---
    and reached intermediate
    foundation phase.
[05:27] ---
    In the past, we lacked academic
    disciplines and faction rules.
[05:30] ---
    After we beat Faction 59 in the
    Spiritual Sword Competition,
[05:33] ---
    the Department of Education has
    turned much of their attention on us.
[05:35] ---
    Therefore, we will have a
    Spiritual Force Test this afternoon.
[05:38] ---
    Anyone who is not qualified
    for intermediate foundation phase
[05:41] ---
    will be expelled from Class Elite.
[05:46] ---
    No.
[05:50] ---
    By the way,
[05:52] ---
    excelled Class Ordinary students on
    this test will be moved up to Class Elite.
[05:56] ---
    So, get ready to bid farewell
    to the old and greet the new.
[06:00] ---
    Does that mean that none of you has
    reached the intermediate foundation phase?
[06:04] ---
    Sister Sun,
[06:05] ---
    not everyone has the talents
    and family background like you.
[06:08] ---
    I worked hard the
    whole summer vacation,
[06:10] ---
    and I have only just broken through.
[06:12] ---
    That's right. It's obvious that they spent
    their summer vacation the easy way.
[06:17] ---
    Wait.
[06:18] ---
    What about Wang Ling?
[06:23] ---
    Brother Wang.
[06:26] ---
    If you don't mind,
[06:28] ---
    I can perfuse my
    spiritual energy into you.
[06:39] ---
    Brother Wang,
[06:40] ---
    my father has taught
    me a set of Mercy Palms,
[06:43] ---
    which can help with
    the breakthrough.
[06:46] ---
    Time is short, so let me
    give you one of the palms.
[06:48] ---
    No, you can't.
[06:50] ---
    Forcible breakthrough will
    harm Brother Wang's meridians.
[06:53] ---
    My father has been doing it all summer,
[06:55] ---
    and nothing happened to me.
[06:56] ---
    Perfusion.
[06:57] ---
    Breakthrough.
[06:59] ---
    Perfusion.
[07:00] ---
    Breakthrough.
[07:01] ---
    Perfusion.
[07:03] ---
    Breakthrough.
[07:04] ---
    Stop it, both of you.
[07:08] ---
    Wang Ling is gone.
[07:12] ---
    "GENTLEMEN"
[07:16] ---
    Master, what are you going
    to do about the test?
[07:19] ---
    The test is for status, not strength.
[07:22] ---
    It's going to be hard to disguise myself.
[07:29] ---
    Brother Wang,
[07:30] ---
    I know the test came
    too unexpectedly,
[07:33] ---
    but I can help you
    through the difficulties.
[07:35] ---
    During the vacation, I happened to
    find out how to make foundation pills.
[07:39] ---
    If we cooperation
    like we did before,
[07:41] ---
    we can make some
    pills before the test.
[07:44] ---
    After we take the pills,
[07:45] ---
    our spiritual energy will
    burst within one hour.
[07:48] ---
    Then we will be able
    to pass the test.
[07:51] ---
    Guo Hao,
[07:53] ---
    are you sure you have reached the
    intermediate foundation phase?
[08:03] ---
    So you knew it?
[08:05] ---
    Brother Wang, you must help me.
[08:08] ---
    If my parents get to know
    I am expelled from Class Elite,
[08:11] ---
    they will break my legs.
[08:15] ---
    If... If we are able to
    make the foundation pills,
[08:17] ---
    we will be able to stay
    in Class Elite together.
[08:33] ---
    Students of Phase 2,
    come to the field now.
[08:36] ---
    The test will start right away.
[08:40] ---
    I can't find the dog
    intended for the test,
[08:42] ---
    so we will use Doomsday for today's test.
[08:46] ---
    The student who number is called
[08:48] ---
    will come onto the stage
    to the center of the formation
[08:51] ---
    then concentrate his spiritual energy.
[08:54] ---
    Based on the testee's energy strength,
[08:56] ---
    the formation will adjust
    its power automatically.
[08:59] ---
    Then...
[09:07] ---
    ...those who are struck
    by the thunderbolt
[09:09] ---
    but whose bodies do not
    explode pass the test.
[09:13] ---
    Explode?
[09:14] ---
    This is nothing but a
    Doom Breaking simulator.
[09:16] ---
    Do I still have a chance?
[09:18] ---
    In ancient times, if someone failed in
    doom breaking, he lost his life right away.
[09:21] ---
    You don't have to worry.
[09:22] ---
    Modern cultivation is different.
[09:25] ---
    The voltage of the formation
    is limited to the safety level.
[09:28] ---
    Even if someone fails
    in the doom breaking,
[09:30] ---
    we have had every
    precaution prepared for him.
[09:33] ---
    I thought we wouldn't do doom breaking
    until the end of the semester.
[09:35] ---
    I haven't broken through yet.
[09:36] ---
    Me neither.
[09:37] ---
    I only broke through last night.
    Hell knows if it will work.
[09:40] ---
    You traitor.
    You did your training behind us.
[09:43] ---
    We will conduct the test
    in the order of classes.
[09:46] ---
    Students from other class
    can take the time to warm up.
[09:49] ---
    Phase 2, Class 1. Ku Xuan.
[09:57] ---
    Ku Xuan.
[10:00] ---
    Where is Brother Wang Ling?
[10:02] ---
    The test has started.
[10:04] ---
    Don't worry, Sister Sun.
[10:06] ---
    Guo Hao is looking for him.
[10:08] ---
    Our class will be the last one.
[10:09] ---
    We have plenty of time.
[10:25] ---
    Thanks to the help of
    Brother Wang and Froggy 2,
[10:27] ---
    the pills will be ready
    when the rinds are baked.
[10:31] ---
    The pills burst your
    energy for only one hour,
[10:32] ---
    so remember to take
    them right before the test.
[10:36] ---
    I still remember what
    happened last semester
[10:38] ---
    when we were having
    the pill refining class.
[10:40] ---
    You put your finished
    vitality pills into my furnace
[10:44] ---
    and handed in the wasted pill
    Chen Chao made as your work.
[10:47] ---
    I decided right at that moment
[10:49] ---
    that you were my pal for my lifetime.
[10:57] ---
    Wait. The footsteps.
[10:59] ---
    It's... Instructor Pan.
[11:02] ---
    What shall I do? What shall I do?
[11:03] ---
    She is supposed to
    be supervising the test.
[11:05] ---
    What is she doing here?
[11:06] ---
    "Condensate Water"
    Oh shit. Shit.
[11:08] ---
    What am I going to do?
    What now?
[11:10] ---
    What are you doing, Brother Wang?
[11:12] ---
    "Pill Refining Room"
[11:30] ---
    Everybody is at the test now. What
    are the two of you doing here naked?
[11:34] ---
    Sorry, Instructor Pan.
[11:35] ---
    We fell into the pool.
[11:37] ---
    We are drying our clothes.
[11:39] ---
    Are you?
[11:42] ---
    What is in the furnace behind you?
[11:44] ---
    Well...
[11:46] ---
    Madam, please don't.
[11:52] ---
    Madam, I can explain. I...
[11:58] ---
    How come there is a dog here?
[12:05] ---
    Move away.
[12:10] ---
    What... What the hell is this?
[12:11] ---
    Madam, we wanted to
    dry our socks quickly,
[12:14] ---
    so we put them in the furnace.
[12:16] ---
    Go to the test as soon as
    you've dried your clothes.
[12:24] ---
    We muddled through it.
[12:27] ---
    Where are the pills?
[12:28] ---
    Well...
[12:29] ---
    I hide them in my stomach.
[12:37] ---
    The pills are being digested.
[12:38] ---
    The spiritual force is beginning
    to pound on my meridians.
[12:41] ---
    If it is not unblocked,
    I will break up.
[13:01] ---
    Guo Hao. Wake up.
[13:03] ---
    Guo Hao. Wake up. It's your turn.
[13:07] ---
    What... What am I doing here?
[13:10] ---
    What... is this place?
[13:12] ---
    Class Elite. Guo Hao. Is he here?
[13:15] ---
    You will be disqualified
    if you don't show up.
[13:18] ---
    Here. Here. Here I come.
[13:22] ---
    Don't worry. I've take some pills.
[13:24] ---
    If I can do it within one hour...
[13:27] ---
    Damn it. It's over one hour now.
[13:30] ---
    The pills are no longer effective.
[13:32] ---
    Guo Hao, stand up for the test.
[13:35] ---
    Sorry, Mom and Dad. Sorry, everyone.
[13:38] ---
    I will work hard next semester and
    make my way back to Class Elite.
[13:53] ---
    Guo Hao is fabulous.
[13:55] ---
    Have I... Have I made it to the
    intermediate foundation phase?
[13:59] ---
    I didn't expect my pills
    would have such qualities.
[14:03] ---
    Master, it seems your hit has
    pushed him right through the bottleneck.
[14:08] ---
    Phase 2, Class Elite. Wang Ling.
[14:11] ---
    Oh no. I've swallowed
    Wang Ling's pills too.
[14:14] ---
    What is he going
    to do with the test?
[14:17] ---
    Now that Wang Ling's spiritual
    force is of a very low level,
[14:19] ---
    we allow him to wear a
    safety helmet in the test.
[14:25] ---
    Brother Wang.
[14:33] ---
    Master, there is a bug in the formation.
[14:35] ---
    What is it?
[14:37] ---
    There is an upper limit for
    the formation's voltage,
[14:39] ---
    but they didn't set a
    time threshold for it.
[14:41] ---
    The sea of your spiritual
    force is too vast.
[14:42] ---
    When they designed the formation,
[14:43] ---
    they didn't take into their
    consideration a cultivator like you.
[14:45] ---
    Is he going to be all right?
[14:52] ---
    Wh-What the...
[14:55] ---
    What is going on?
[14:58] ---
    Master, you are like a
    capacitance without limits.
[15:02] ---
    I got it, Jingke.
[15:03] ---
    How long with
    the thunderbolt last?
[15:05] ---
    Until the formation has exhausted
    all the spiritual impulses around it.
[15:09] ---
    Brother Wang.
[15:10] ---
    Come back.
[15:12] ---
    It's too dangerous
    to meddle with it now.
[15:13] ---
    We must do something.
    Otherwise, he will be killed.
[15:18] ---
    Help me unplug it.
[15:21] ---
    Master, you've burned
    too much spiritual energy.
[15:24] ---
    It doesn't matter.
    Unplug it and it will be fine.
[15:28] ---
    "Pill Prices Soar"
    The Gross Local Spiritual Force
    Product is dropping...
[15:37] ---
    Oh, no. The total value of the world's
    spiritual force is dropping again.
[15:41] ---
    What will happen
    if it keeps dropping.
[15:43] ---
    Update stops.
[15:49] ---
    Master, it will be the
    end of it if you go on.
[15:53] ---
    I have an idea.
[16:02] ---
    Sun Rong,
[16:03] ---
    use him.
[16:05] ---
    Peach wood swords
    are insulators.
[16:25] ---
    You... You broke the doom.
[16:28] ---
    Sister Sun,
[16:29] ---
    when did you learn such
    terrible swordsmanship?
[16:35] ---
    Brother Wang, are you hurt?
[16:39] ---
    Sir, did I pass the test?
[16:46] ---
    This incident is later classified as
    malfunction of the Doom Breaking System.
[16:50] ---
    However, this is just the
    beginning of everything.
[16:54] ---
    Jingke used so much more
    force than necessary
[16:56] ---
    that he ripped a crack in space.
[16:58] ---
    Through this crack, the spiritual
    impulses of the human world
[17:01] ---
    disperse into another world.
[18:41] ---
    "Adapted from the story of the same title by
    author Ku Xuan from Chinese Qidian Website
    of Yuewen Group Technology Co., Ltd."
    "Copyright by Shanghai Kuanyu Digital"
[18:44] ---
    "The Daily Life of the Immortal King
    Season 2"
[18:48] ---
    Now this is what they call
    Precision Hans Craftsmanship.
[18:50] ---
    The formation is destroyed,
    but the this socket survives.
[18:53] ---
    Why couldn't we unplug it?
    That's not reasonable.
[18:59] ---
    Pulling it up will do.
    Why did you pull the cord sideways?

E2 - A Home Visit By The Demon Master
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[00:53] ---
    My counselor, why is there a whine
    in the abyss of my holy throne?
[01:00] ---
    My noble Emperor of Demons, Sire,
[01:04] ---
    deep in the abyss there appeared
    a crack that leads to the human world.
[01:10] ---
    The human world?
[01:12] ---
    I remember having sent one of the
    demon kings to conquer the human world.
[01:18] ---
    Yes, Your Majesty.
[01:20] ---
    The one that was sent three years ago
    was my humble apprentice, the Giant Frog.
[01:27] ---
    Of all the demon kings,
[01:30] ---
    he is the most ferocious.
[01:34] ---
    So soft.
[01:35] ---
    So lovely.
[01:38] ---
    Feels so good.
[01:40] ---
    It's three demon years already,
[01:43] ---
    but the Giant Frog hasn't
    presented the human world to me.
[01:49] ---
    Besides,
[01:50] ---
    I can feel that the hole
    that leads to the human world
[01:54] ---
    is absorbing the spiritual
    energy of my world.
[01:58] ---
    Backfire?
[02:00] ---
    That shouldn't be happening.
[02:02] ---
    I wanted to conquer the human world
[02:05] ---
    so that I could have its
    abundant spiritual energy.
[02:08] ---
    Is their Gross Spiritual Force
    Product lower than ours now?
[02:15] ---
    What is that good-for-nothing
    Giant Frog doing over there?
[02:20] ---
    I will go to the human
    world right away personally
[02:23] ---
    to pay my useless
    apprentice a home visit.
[02:33] ---
    "Notice: Home Visit By Your Master"
    "Ignore" "Accept"
[02:43] ---
    "Adapted from the story of the same
    title by author Ku Xuan from
    Chinese Qidian Website of Yuewen Group"
    "The Daily Life of the Immortal King"
[04:14] ---
    "The Daily Life of the Immortal King
    Season 2"
[04:17] ---
    "Episode Two:
    A Home Visit By The Demon Master"
[04:20] ---
    Worldwide atmospheric spiritual
    energy has been dropping for days,
[04:23] ---
    which has resulted in worsened
    immortal herb harvest.
[04:27] ---
    Due to material shortages
    in the pill refinery industry,
[04:29] ---
    --Coming.
    --the price of magic pills keeps rising.
[04:31] ---
    Here is an exclusive
    interview by our reporters.
[04:35] ---
    Coming.
[04:37] ---
    Nobody is here.
[04:40] ---
    It's Froggy 2.
[04:42] ---
    Come on in.
[04:46] ---
    Herb harvest is very bad.
    Please help us.
[04:50] ---
    What are you doing here?
[04:51] ---
    I... I missed you.
[04:58] ---
    "Calmness Brings Happiness"
[04:58] ---
    "Calmness Brings Happiness"
    Why do you want to give Wang Ling
    a home visit all of a sudden?
[05:01] ---
    His scores had been the
    lowest last semester.
[05:04] ---
    I had thought he would be reallocated
    to Class Ordinary after the test.
[05:08] ---
    Are you suspecting that
    he cheated in the test?
[05:12] ---
    No.
[05:13] ---
    "Due"
    
    After his test,
[05:15] ---
    "Due"
    the cost of spiritual energy
    in our faction skyrocketed,
[05:16] ---
    which is almost bankrupting us.
[05:19] ---
    I wish you a smooth home visit.
[05:21] ---
    I'm leaving now.
[05:23] ---
    Instructor Wang,
[05:24] ---
    aren't coming along?
[05:26] ---
    Sorry,
[05:27] ---
    I have some personal
    matters to attend to.
[05:54] ---
    The spiritual force in the
    human world feels so nice.
[06:04] ---
    Incoming.
[06:05] ---
    No, wrong number.
[06:07] ---
    "Master unanswered 2 min"
[06:07] ---
    "Master unanswered 2 min"
    You little froggy brat. Do you
    think you can evade this home visit?
[06:14] ---
    DeCom. Bai De Map. Navigation starts.
[06:20] ---
    Go south. 200 meters.
[06:25] ---
    "Demon Master@Froggy 2"
    "3 min ago"
    "Demon Master: Here I come, my boy."
[06:26] ---
    "Demon Master@Froggy 2"
    "3 min ago"
    "Demon Master: Here I come, my boy."
    Here I come, my boy.
[06:30] ---
    Who is your master?
[06:32] ---
    He is the aggregation of all
    wisdom of the demon world,
[06:36] ---
    an ancient demon that has
    lived a million years.
[06:38] ---
    He is as old as the universe,
    an immortal being.
[06:42] ---
    Your master is so awesome.
[06:44] ---
    He was my primary instructor
    for a few centuries
[06:47] ---
    and that was the most
    miserable time in my life.
[06:49] ---
    Even now, he still shows up
    frequently in my nightmares.
[06:53] ---
    So, that's why you are
    hiding yourself here.
[06:59] ---
    Dinner is ready.
[07:09] ---
    Here.
[07:15] ---
    Lingling, try my newly-developed
    spiritual figure after dinner.
[07:18] ---
    Let's hope the problem affecting
    your normal speech is solved.
[07:22] ---
    You will give me a hand, Froggy 2.
[07:25] ---
    I do hope it will be a success this time.
[07:28] ---
    The price of magic pills
    has gone up sharply.
[07:30] ---
    We could hardly afford
    even low-power pills.
[07:33] ---
    By the way, you have been
    stuck for quite some time.
[07:36] ---
    How come you came
    out of it suddenly?
[07:38] ---
    His remote cousin sent
    me some source materials.
[07:40] ---
    I heard that had gone to join
    the military in the meta world
[07:42] ---
    and is doing very well.
[07:43] ---
    I wish Lingling could find such
    a secure job when he graduates.
[07:48] ---
    Oh, yes. Hurry up with your dinner.
[07:50] ---
    Lingling's instructor is
    going to pay a home visit.
[08:05] ---
    Strange. How come there are residues
    of Froggy's spiritual energy here?
[08:13] ---
    I use chips of Pu Lao's
    horn on these figures.
[08:15] ---
    "This Side Down"
    They should lessen the
    inhibition on his speech abilities.
[08:22] ---
    Come here, son. Sit down
    and sit still. Empty your mind.
[08:25] ---
    Froggy 2, come and help me.
[08:28] ---
    If I weren't evading the home visit,
[08:29] ---
    I wouldn't be here to help you.
[08:31] ---
    Froggy, do exactly what I say.
[08:33] ---
    You take the new figure.
    I tear off the old. You put on the new.
[08:37] ---
    Putting it on is easy.
[08:38] ---
    Tearing it off is hard.
[08:40] ---
    Any careless move when tearing it off,
[08:41] ---
    Lingling's spiritual energy will spill,
[08:43] ---
    leading to a catastrophe
    that no one can imagine.
[08:45] ---
    Come here. Press on his
    acupoint of Baihui and hold.
[08:47] ---
    For five seconds.
[08:49] ---
    "0.4"
[08:49] ---
    "0.5"
[08:51] ---
    Next, press on his acupoints of
    Danzhong and Baihui and hold.
[08:53] ---
    For ten seconds.
[08:56] ---
    Last, release his Baihui
[08:57] ---
    and hold on to his
    Danzhong for five seconds.
[09:02] ---
    Now.
[09:12] ---
    Success.
[09:20] ---
    What?
[09:24] ---
    "This Side Down"
    It's upside down.
    Didn't you see the big red characters?
[09:27] ---
    I'm color blind.
[09:30] ---
    Oh my God. I'm done for.
[09:32] ---
    His spiritual energy spills.
[09:33] ---
    The world will be destroyed.
[09:40] ---
    Darling, I love you all my life.
[09:55] ---
    Oh yes. I forgot.
[09:57] ---
    You can devour spiritual energy.
[10:00] ---
    Let me digest it for a while.
[10:11] ---
    It's strange.
    Froggy's spirits are so strong,
[10:17] ---
    but I just can't locate him.
[10:20] ---
    Coming.
[10:24] ---
    Instructor Pan.
[10:25] ---
    I've been waiting for you.
[10:26] ---
    Thank you for coming.
[10:28] ---
    Come on in.
    Sit down and drink some water.
[10:30] ---
    Froggy 2 is here too.
[10:32] ---
    How are you, Instructor Pan?
[10:34] ---
    Does the new figure work all right?
[10:36] ---
    I don't see any changes in him.
[10:40] ---
    How do you do, Instructor?
[10:41] ---
    Please sit down, Instructor Pan.
[10:47] ---
    Sir and Madam,
[10:48] ---
    I'll cut the cliché and
    go straight to the point.
[10:50] ---
    I'm here today to let you know
    about Wang Ling's situation at school.
[10:54] ---
    Madam,
[10:55] ---
    Wang Ling's scores last
    semester were not satisfactory.
[10:59] ---
    I don't care. It is fine if he can make
    some friends and enjoy his time.
[11:05] ---
    Wang Ling didn't finish all the
    assignments for the summer vacation.
[11:10] ---
    I've finished all the spiritual
    figures for this week.
[11:12] ---
    Do I give them to you now,
    or shall I bring them to school tomorrow?
[11:19] ---
    Madam,
[11:20] ---
    Wang Ling didn't do well
    in his pill refining practice.
[11:23] ---
    Instructor Pan,
[11:25] ---
    I made these reviving pills
    and respiratory pills last semester.
[11:27] ---
    You can try one if you don't mind.
[11:31] ---
    The reason why I'm here today
[11:32] ---
    is that Wang Ling has not been
    enthusiastic about his studies.
[11:40] ---
    This is what you asked us to preview.
[11:41] ---
    The art of enlightenment
    for this semester.
[11:52] ---
    Turn left.
[11:56] ---
    Actually, one pencil and one eraser
    would be enough for school's sake.
[12:10] ---
    --Wang Ling, you did very well in
    previewing the art of enlightenment.
[12:11] ---
    --Darling, what spiritual
    figures have you developed?
    --Wang Ling, you did very well in
    previewing the art of enlightenment.
[12:14] ---
    --Is this still our son?
    --Wang Ling, you did very well in
    previewing the art of enlightenment.
[12:15] ---
    --Excessive emotion adjustment, it seems.
    
    --That's quite a success.
[12:17] ---
    --Excessive emotion adjustment, it seems.
    --I hope that on all of the other
    subjects, you will do as well as this.
[12:18] ---
    --You try to distract Instructor Pan,
    and I'll give him another figure.
    --I hope that on all of the other
    subjects, you will do as well as this.
[12:24] ---
    Instructor Pan,
[12:25] ---
    this is your first time to visit my home.
[12:27] ---
    Let me show you around the house.
[12:29] ---
    Around the house?
[12:31] ---
    Distance to destination:
[12:33] ---
    unmeasurable.
[12:40] ---
    Froggy,
[12:41] ---
    you are trying to evade me, aren't you?
[12:51] ---
    This way, Instructor Pan.
[12:53] ---
    The kitchen is well decorated, isn't it?
[12:58] ---
    What are they doing?
[13:01] ---
    They are...
[13:03] ---
    They are massaging for milk.
[13:09] ---
    I didn't know dogs do this too.
[13:11] ---
    Yes, they do.
[13:13] ---
    Instructor Pan,
[13:14] ---
    let me show you the second floor.
[13:26] ---
    I've adjusted the logic
    for the spiritual figure.
[13:27] ---
    It should be fine now.
[13:29] ---
    Lingling, say something.
[13:32] ---
    Dad, I have a strange feel about this.
[13:35] ---
    Is it my illusion or something?
[13:37] ---
    What illusion?
[13:47] ---
    Instructor Pan, do you like
    the decoration of the bedrooms?
[13:50] ---
    It's nice.
[13:52] ---
    This is my first time to see
    bedrooms during a home visit.
[13:55] ---
    It's been quite a while.
[13:56] ---
    They should have done it.
[14:07] ---
    --Madam.
    --Instructor Pan.
[14:11] ---
    Madam,
[14:12] ---
    you are...
[14:13] ---
    Instructor Pan,
[14:14] ---
    I want to talk to you in private.
[14:20] ---
    Lingling, you've enlightened
    all the furniture.
[14:25] ---
    Dad, the spiritual figure has a
    deadly bug left from your adjustment.
[14:28] ---
    I can't do anything about it.
[14:30] ---
    Use your invincible power now.
[14:54] ---
    "3 Years Cultivation
    5 Years Easy Life"
[14:56] ---
    It's working.
[14:57] ---
    Froggy 2,
[14:58] ---
    let's do it.
[15:03] ---
    My husband and I are
    not talented cultivation.
[15:06] ---
    We have been stuck in the body-building
    phase and can't break through.
[15:09] ---
    Lingling has very
    week spiritual energy.
[15:12] ---
    He hasn't had any
    friends all these years.
[15:16] ---
    I don't know how he
    made it to Class Elite
[15:19] ---
    and made so many friends there.
[15:23] ---
    Wang Ling has never told
    anyone about his history.
[15:27] ---
    I don't expect him to
    be an excellent boy,
[15:29] ---
    to be above all others.
[15:31] ---
    I only hope
[15:33] ---
    that he spends every
    day of his life happily.
[15:35] ---
    Then I'll be satisfied.
[15:47] ---
    All right.
[15:49] ---
    Back to normal.
[15:53] ---
    Lingling,
[15:54] ---
    stand where you are and don't move.
[15:59] ---
    You have used too much energy.
[16:01] ---
    The spiritual figure is overloaded.
[16:02] ---
    Froggy 2, tear off the figure.
[16:04] ---
    Froggy 2. Froggy 2.
[16:09] ---
    Here...
[16:10] ---
    Here... he comes.
[16:12] ---
    Bai De Map indicates...
[16:18] ---
    You little froggy brat.
[16:20] ---
    I've detected your
    spiritual pressure.
[16:23] ---
    Oh no.
[16:24] ---
    I used my spiritual force
    and revealed my location.
[16:26] ---
    I'm a dead dog.
[16:27] ---
    Froggy 2, come and save the world.
[16:30] ---
    My boy, here comes your master.
[16:40] ---
    So you've been hiding
    in such an awful neighborhood.
[16:48] ---
    "This Side Down"
[16:50] ---
    Lingling, don't move a bit.
[16:52] ---
    It's going to burst up.
[16:59] ---
    I'm coming in, my boy.
[17:03] ---
    Forget it. Just tear it off.
[17:33] ---
    What was the noise?
[17:34] ---
    What happened?
[17:37] ---
    No... nothing.
[17:42] ---
    Thank you so much for the
    home visit, Instructor Pan.
[17:45] ---
    You care so much for Lingling.
[17:47] ---
    We appreciate it.
[17:49] ---
    You are welcome.
[17:50] ---
    I didn't know until
    after we had that talk
[17:52] ---
    that academic scores are not
    the only thing to judge a kid.
[17:55] ---
    I'll concentrate more on the students'
    emotional education and growth.
[17:59] ---
    It's late now.
[18:01] ---
    I have to go.
[18:03] ---
    Thank you again, Instructor Pan.
[18:05] ---
    --Thank you.
    --Thank you, Instructor Pan.
[18:07] ---
    Take care.
[18:10] ---
    Lingling,
[18:11] ---
    you have such a nice instructor.
[18:17] ---
    Did I pass out?
[18:19] ---
    Oh yes. Have you
    changed the spiritual figure?
[18:25] ---
    Everything is settled.
[18:26] ---
    Time for me to go home.
[18:36] ---
    Master.

E3 - The Idle Beauty
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[00:15] ---
    Anyone here who is
    not following this animation?
[00:49] ---
    "VOGUE"
[01:03] ---
    Idler, am I beautiful?
[01:09] ---
    We are on a mission now.
[01:11] ---
    Don't show your art of
    beautification in public.
[01:14] ---
    I prepared this cheongsam
    especially for you.
[01:16] ---
    Don't have anything else
    in your mind except work?
[01:19] ---
    Yue,
[01:20] ---
    don't you feel something is unusual?
[01:23] ---
    The Seven-Star Squad that's been following
    us. Are they going to make a move?
[01:28] ---
    That was that?
[01:29] ---
    Turbulence. Turbulence.
[01:30] ---
    It spilt on my pants.
[01:31] ---
    "Toilets out of Service"
    It spilt on my pants.
[01:32] ---
    "Toilets out of Service"
    It startled me.
[01:33] ---
    Dear passengers, the spiritual impulses
    in the Songhai airspace are not steady,
[01:35] ---
    causing occasional bumps of the liner.
[01:36] ---
    Please return to your seats
    and fasten your seatbelts.
[01:44] ---
    The lady over there,
[01:45] ---
    please return to your seat
    and faster your seatbelt.
[01:50] ---
    The passenger over there,
[01:51] ---
    please follow Air Spirits regulations.
[01:53] ---
    Go back to your seat
    and fasten your seatbelt.
[01:54] ---
    Shut up.
[02:01] ---
    With the power I've mastered,
    do I need to fasten my seatbelt?
[02:16] ---
    Yue.
[02:19] ---
    Idler.
[02:28] ---
    Yue.
[02:40] ---
    "Adapted from the story of the same
    title by author Ku Xuan from
    Chinese Qidian Website of Yuewen Group"
    "The Daily Life of the Immortal King"
[04:11] ---
    "The Daily Life of the Immortal King
    Season 2"
[04:14] ---
    "Episode Three:
    The Idle Beauty"
[04:17] ---
    The swordliner with the Idle
    Beauty on board crashed.
[04:21] ---
    The world's No. 1 assassin disappeared.
[04:24] ---
    There has been no sign of
    him for the last 10 years.
[04:27] ---
    This is the only video
    image he left behind.
[04:30] ---
    Was he killed in the crash?
[04:33] ---
    No. Rumor has it that the
    Idle Beauty was severely hurt
[04:37] ---
    and has been living in
    seclusion in Songhai ever since.
[04:40] ---
    Besides, rumor also has it that
    someone saw him near our faction.
[04:46] ---
    Does that mean the Idle
    Beauty's secret abode is nearby?
[04:50] ---
    Didn't you hear the bell?
[05:00] ---
    The doom breaking test a
    few days ago had a little accident,
[05:03] ---
    but was concluded smoothly.
[05:05] ---
    One of the Class Ordinary
    students performed excellently
[05:08] ---
    and is transferred to Class Elite.
    Let's show our welcome.
[05:12] ---
    It's a girl. She's so cute.
[05:19] ---
    Oh dear. Brother Wang's
    eyes are on me again.
[05:22] ---
    So he has been
    watching me all the time.
[05:26] ---
    Hello, everyone.
[05:27] ---
    I'm Lin Xiaoyu from Phase 2, Class 1.
[05:29] ---
    Lin Xiaoyu has excellent academic scores,
[05:32] ---
    but her family has some difficulties.
[05:34] ---
    So, please take care of her, everybody.
[05:37] ---
    This new girl looks familiar somehow.
[05:41] ---
    Instructor Wang has
    something to attend to.
[05:43] ---
    I'll be taking his place today.
[05:45] ---
    Open your books and turn to page 58.
[05:48] ---
    Instructor Wang, how is it going?
[05:51] ---
    120 meters to target.
[05:53] ---
    Her spiritual energy
    focus is right ahead.
[05:57] ---
    Be careful, Instructor Wang.
[05:58] ---
    She is a supreme assassin.
[05:59] ---
    And I am a supreme instructor.
[06:01] ---
    You have any doubts
    about my capabilities?
[06:05] ---
    All right. Got it.
[06:09] ---
    Target spotted. I'm going to hang up.
[06:13] ---
    Jiang Liuyue, you are surrounded.
[06:16] ---
    Don't make any
    meaningless resistance.
[06:18] ---
    Surrender yourself now.
[06:29] ---
    For all these years,
    where have you been?
[06:41] ---
    For all these years,
[06:43] ---
    these cultivation cruise fools
    haven't had any progress.
[06:46] ---
    That was such an obvious
    trick to lure him away,
[06:48] ---
    but he still took the bait.
[06:51] ---
    My silly sister, here I come.
[06:57] ---
    "Sealed Place"
[07:02] ---
    Rumor has it
[07:03] ---
    that after being captured
    by the Seven-Star Squad...
[07:08] ---
    ...Jiang Liuying has been
    imprisoned in faction.
[07:09] ---
    "Gentlemen"
[07:09] ---
    "Gentlemen"
    
    Are you kidding?
[07:11] ---
    "Gentlemen"
    With the poor security at Faction 60,
    there is no way to keep her securely here.
[07:14] ---
    Don't forget
[07:16] ---
    that the Giant Frog was sealed
    underground at Faction 60.
[07:19] ---
    That's why rumor has it
[07:21] ---
    that there is a giant
    supreme jail at our faction,
[07:24] ---
    a jail of a high level, enough
    to suppress a demon king.
[07:28] ---
    That was the lady in the photo.
[07:29] ---
    What are you waiting for? Go after her.
[07:42] ---
    Where is she?
[07:44] ---
    This is a lumber room, isn't it?
[07:46] ---
    Where is the lady we just saw?
[07:52] ---
    It seems that someone lives here.
[07:57] ---
    Is this Idle Beauty's secret abode?
[07:59] ---
    Interesting.
[08:01] ---
    The owner must've been hiding in
    this place for quite some time.
[08:04] ---
    He doesn't tidy his bed.
[08:06] ---
    He doesn't empty his trash bin.
[08:08] ---
    What an idle life for
    world's No. 1 assassin.
[08:13] ---
    Somebody is coming.
[08:16] ---
    The Idle Beauty is back.
[08:17] ---
    Let's hide. Now.
[08:38] ---
    Who is there?
[08:40] ---
    We...
[08:41] ---
    We didn't mean to pry.
[08:44] ---
    That's right.
[08:48] ---
    You psychos.
[08:51] ---
    You... What's your name...
[08:52] ---
    Little sister, I can explain.
[08:54] ---
    Her name is Lin Xiaoyu.
[08:56] ---
    What are you doing in my room?
[08:58] ---
    What? Isn't this the Idle
    Beauty's secret abode?
[09:01] ---
    Isn't it? We didn't know you lived
    in such a messy place.
[09:05] ---
    None of your business.
[09:22] ---
    What are you doing here?
[09:23] ---
    I missed my lovely little sister.
[09:26] ---
    Isn't it OK if I come to pay her a visit?
[09:29] ---
    Where are the guards
    of the supreme jail?
[09:31] ---
    Those useless things
    have nothing to stop me.
[09:33] ---
    Good. Sister, remove my restraints.
[09:36] ---
    We can join our forces
    and revive the Shadow Faction.
[09:39] ---
    My silly little sister,
[09:41] ---
    do you think I broke into
    the supreme jail to save you?
[09:46] ---
    In Cultivation Year 4396,
[09:48] ---
    there was a contract to
    assassinate Ms. Sun Rong.
[09:51] ---
    Did you fulfill it?
[09:52] ---
    So, you were sent here by party A.
[09:55] ---
    How did you get involved with them?
[09:57] ---
    Mission unaccomplished.
[09:59] ---
    You should know the consequences.
[10:02] ---
    It was nothing but a mission of the
    demon world. Kill me if you dare.
[10:09] ---
    Before I do that,
    I want to settle a score.
[10:20] ---
    Sorry. Keep going.
[10:28] ---
    Master, I've found a secure room.
[10:31] ---
    Good.
[10:42] ---
    Finally landed.
[10:43] ---
    What is this place?
[10:45] ---
    It's so dark.
[10:47] ---
    I can see anything.
[10:49] ---
    You rascal. Take your hand away.
[10:54] ---
    My goodness.
[10:56] ---
    "B"
    Is this place...
[10:58] ---
    "B"
    the Idle Beauty's secret abode?
[11:03] ---
    Did you pick this room on purpose?
[11:04] ---
    In other rooms, there are
    either traps or fierce beasts.
[11:08] ---
    This is the only one secure.
[11:10] ---
    This is the Li's Kitchen Knife
    that the Idle Beauty uses.
[11:13] ---
    It seems that the rumors are true.
[11:17] ---
    Have a look over here.
[11:19] ---
    Isn't this the legendary wall of clues?
[11:22] ---
    Is the Idle Beauty
    investigating something special?
[11:26] ---
    A swordliner crash 10 years ago.
[11:29] ---
    In-fighting of the Shadow Faction.
[11:31] ---
    Changes of Senior Personnel.
[11:33] ---
    Wait a minute.
[11:34] ---
    This lady. Isn't she...?
[11:38] ---
    I met the Idle Beauty
    on one of my missions,
[11:42] ---
    and fell for his
    unspeakable features.
[11:48] ---
    We began to join
    hands in our actions.
[11:52] ---
    We traveled on lands
    and oceans near and far,
[11:56] ---
    and I became leader
    of the Shadow Faction.
[12:00] ---
    That was the
    climax of my life.
[12:03] ---
    It gave me the best memories
    of the 100 years I've lived...
[12:06] ---
    ...until...
[12:12] ---
    ...that incident deprived
    me of everything.
[12:15] ---
    Ten years. I dropped into the demon
    world and endured it for 10 years.
[12:19] ---
    I was separated from the
    one I loved for 10 years,
[12:21] ---
    and spent every day in pains.
[12:24] ---
    I was locked in that sick palace,
[12:26] ---
    translating documents of
    the human and demon worlds.
[12:29] ---
    One day I camp upon
    an assassination contract
[12:31] ---
    assigned to the Shadow
    Faction by the demon world.
[12:33] ---
    "Contract"
    "Party A"
    "Party B: Jiang Liuying"
[12:33] ---
    "Contract"
    "Party A"
    "Party B: Jiang Liuying"
    Then I realized
[12:35] ---
    it was you
[12:36] ---
    who blew up the
    swordliner with me on board
[12:38] ---
    and seized my position as the
    leader of the Shadow Faction!
[12:40] ---
    Sister, I did intend to seize
    your position at some point,
[12:42] ---
    but the crash had
    nothing to do with me.
[12:44] ---
    Shup up.
[12:45] ---
    The demon world has sent me
    to get rid of you the traitor.
[12:49] ---
    Farewell, leader of the Shadow Faction.
[12:58] ---
    Who is that?
[12:59] ---
    That was not the truth of
    the incident 10 years ago,
[13:02] ---
    Yue.
[13:04] ---
    Come on.
[13:05] ---
    Let's straighten out the information.
[13:06] ---
    First, time, which is 10 years ago.
[13:09] ---
    "60 Songhai"
    "Faction 42" "Songhai Faction"
[13:10] ---
    "60 Songhai"
    "Faction 42" "Songhai Faction"
    Then, place, Songhai Faction 60,
[13:12] ---
    which is the coordinates
    we are sitting on.
[13:14] ---
    At that time in this place,
    three things happened.
[13:17] ---
    The first thing.
[13:19] ---
    The swordliner with the Idle Beauty and
    the leader of the Shadow Faction on board
[13:21] ---
    was hit in the air above Faction 60.
[13:24] ---
    The leader of the Shadow Faction
    wasn't wearing her seatbelt
[13:26] ---
    and was thrown out of the liner,
[13:27] ---
    thus becoming the only
    passenger that was missing.
[13:30] ---
    The second thing.
[13:31] ---
    Do you remember what happened
    in Songhai 10 years ago?
[13:35] ---
    Do you mean the
    invasion of the Giant Frog?
[13:38] ---
    That's right.
[13:39] ---
    At that time, the portal to the alien
    world opened right above Faction 60.
[13:42] ---
    What is the third thing?
[13:44] ---
    On that day, Master Zhuo beat the
    Giant Frog with only one blow of his fist.
[13:48] ---
    I'm beginning to understand everything.
[13:59] ---
    Look. What's that?
[14:06] ---
    Run.
[14:08] ---
    Give your spiritual force to me.
[14:17] ---
    Come on.
    A side dish has delivered itself.
[14:37] ---
    Yue.
[14:38] ---
    Idler.
[14:42] ---
    "Little Raccoon"
[14:43] ---
    I hate being bothered while
    I'm eating crispy noodles.
[15:10] ---
    Yue.
[15:33] ---
    Yue.
[15:36] ---
    Then the Idle Beauty set up a
    secret base under Faction 60
[15:42] ---
    to wait for the return
    of his companion.
[15:44] ---
    That was the truth behind everything.
[15:48] ---
    The world's No. 1 assassin
    is such a spoony man.
[15:53] ---
    The Idle Beauty waited for 10 years.
[15:57] ---
    Yue, I concealed my identity
[16:00] ---
    and waited in the exact
    place where I lost you.
[16:04] ---
    Finally, I see you today.
[16:09] ---
    Kang,
[16:12] ---
    You've gained so much weight.
[16:16] ---
    To ease the pain of losing you,
[16:18] ---
    I devoured foods
    whenever I felt downhearted.
[16:21] ---
    The thick fat reflects my
    heavy thoughts for you.
[16:25] ---
    Kang.
[16:33] ---
    First you came out of
    nowhere to kill me for nothing,
[16:36] ---
    and now you are showing your
    love right in front of my eyes.
[16:40] ---
    I'd rather you kill me now.
[16:44] ---
    Kang, do you still remember
[16:46] ---
    you said that you would take me
    to see the stars and the moon,
[16:49] ---
    to play on the swing, and to
    swing to the end of the world.
[16:52] ---
    I'm taking you now to
    the stars and the moon,
[16:55] ---
    to play on the swing.
[16:59] ---
    That's enough.
[17:01] ---
    Somebody please kill me.
[18:50] ---
    I had thought we would be trapped
    in the secret abode forever.
[18:53] ---
    Thank God Wang Ling found the
    elevator behind the bookcase.
[18:58] ---
    And I cut classes the first day
    I was transferred to Class Elite.

E4 - How To Forge A Spiritual Sword
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[00:15] ---
    Anyone here who is
    not following this animation?
[00:30] ---
    "Adapted from the story of the same
    title by author Ku Xuan from
    Chinese Qidian Website of Yuewen Group"
    "The Daily Life of the Immortal King"
[02:00] ---
    "The Daily Life of the Immortal King
    Season 2"
[02:03] ---
    "Episode Four:
    How To Forge A Spiritual Sword"
[02:07] ---
    "Routine Maintenance of a Spiritual Sword
    Season Two"
[02:08] ---
    Routine Maintenance of a
    Spiritual Sword Season Two.
[02:13] ---
    Students, sometimes our spiritual swords
    run into the following problems
[02:17] ---
    in our daily life and study:
[02:26] ---
    becoming blunt...
[02:31] ---
    ...or reduced running speed.
[02:34] ---
    These are because
    your sword is unhappy.
[02:40] ---
    Metal fatigue brought
    about by intensive use,
[02:44] ---
    or other inappropriate
    uses of the sword,
[02:47] ---
    or unhealthy dietary habits,
[02:51] ---
    will cause irreversible damage
    to the sword and the spirit in it.
[02:55] ---
    What shall we do about it,
    Instructor Wang?
[02:57] ---
    Maintain the sword as set forth in the
    Guide to Using A Spiritual Sword.
[03:01] ---
    "Xiaoxue Animation Studies
    Maintenance Manual"
[03:04] ---
    Master, I've never been
    maintained ever since I was born.
[03:08] ---
    Students, we will start this year's
    spiritual sword specialty class next week.
[03:13] ---
    I hope you will get
    your sword ready by then.
[03:16] ---
    "Maintenance"
[03:20] ---
    Sister Sun, has your
    sword Ocean recovered yet?
[03:25] ---
    The body has been reforged,
    but the spirit is still recovering.
[03:30] ---
    It'll be fine.
[03:32] ---
    Are your swords well maintained?
[03:35] ---
    I've bought a
    maintenance tool kit online.
[03:38] ---
    But tool kits bought online are good
    only for swords of Class C or under.
[03:43] ---
    Like Instructor Wang said,
[03:45] ---
    medium or large-sized swords must
    be maintained at one of the 4S shops.
[03:46] ---
    "small" "medium" "large"
    medium or large-sized swords must
    be maintained at one of the 4S shops.
[03:48] ---
    For example, my Ocean is of Class D.
[03:50] ---
    It must be maintained
    at a shop regularly.
[03:53] ---
    Your sword is extra-large.
    You can't do the maintenance at home.
[03:56] ---
    After the competition,
    my Devil Teeth has become a little rusty.
[03:59] ---
    It does need proper maintenance.
[04:00] ---
    Your Devil Teeth is a small-sized sword.
    I can help you sharpen it
[04:04] ---
    and nourish it carefully
    with my youthful energy.
[04:09] ---
    There is a spiritual sword shop near
    my home. No need to bother you, Chief.
[04:14] ---
    I have discount coupons
    offered by the shop, 20% off.
[04:16] ---
    You mean that shop.
[04:18] ---
    "Little Raccoon"
    
    You mean that shop.
[04:19] ---
    "Little Raccoon"
    I have a VVIP membership
    card of the shop.
[04:22] ---
    Brother Wang,
[04:24] ---
    if you don't mind,
[04:25] ---
    why don't you join us this weekend?
[04:28] ---
    Oh yes, Brother Wang,
    how is your sword?
[04:30] ---
    "Garden of Maintenance"
[04:32] ---
    --What a lovely little boy.
    --Wang Ling's Jing Ke is a mature spirit.
[04:37] ---
    He is able to go for
    maintenance by himself.
[04:43] ---
    "Spiritual Sword Flagship Shop 4S"
[04:43] ---
    "Spiritual Sword Flagship Shop 4S"
    This is gorgeous.
[04:46] ---
    Is this a 4S spiritual sword shop?
[04:48] ---
    Actually, it is the
    flagship shop in Songhai.
[04:52] ---
    "SWORD"
[04:57] ---
    Look at that!
[04:58] ---
    It's the legendary Fire's Joy.
[05:01] ---
    I read about in the
    Popular Blades magazine.
[05:03] ---
    Is there anyone strong
    enough to hold up this?
[05:06] ---
    This is the treasure of the shop,
[05:08] ---
    Juque, a famous sword
    from ancient times.
[05:10] ---
    Lin Xiaoyu.
[05:17] ---
    You are so professional, Sister Lin.
[05:21] ---
    I grew up among swords.
[05:23] ---
    As far as I can remember, I have been
    taken care of by a sword spirit sister.
[05:27] ---
    How about your parents?
[05:30] ---
    My sister only tells me that
    my parents entrusted me to her.
[05:34] ---
    Where is your sister now?
[05:38] ---
    When I was eight,
[05:39] ---
    my sister said she was
    going on a short trip.
[05:41] ---
    She left me a note that day.
[05:45] ---
    I'm going to Songhai for maintenance.
    See you in 3 days.
[05:49] ---
    Could she have run
    into some trouble?
[05:53] ---
    She is probably like me,
    having no sense of direction,
[05:54] ---
    and couldn't find her way back
    after she had flown to Songhai.
[05:57] ---
    Eh...
[06:00] ---
    Since then,
[06:01] ---
    I have been working in
    different spiritual sword shops,
[06:04] ---
    in hopes of seeing her someday.
[06:07] ---
    You never bought a new sword
[06:10] ---
    just because you wanted to see
    your sister again. Is that right?
[06:15] ---
    No. It's because...
    I can't afford one.
[06:19] ---
    What are you going to do about
    the spiritual sword class?
[06:24] ---
    I never expect to see a
    friend from Faction 60
[06:27] ---
    so down and out that she
    can't even afford a sword.
[06:34] ---
    He is seeking revenge.
[06:36] ---
    Don't be so hasty.
[06:38] ---
    We are here for
    sword maintenance, too.
[06:42] ---
    Now that she is so good at it,
[06:44] ---
    I'll contribute a little
    more to her credits.
[06:45] ---
    An overall maintenance and care,
[06:47] ---
    plus fine sharpening and polishing.
[06:49] ---
    I'll give you until tomorrow.
[06:51] ---
    But, sir,
[06:52] ---
    it'll take 3 days to do all that.
[06:56] ---
    Excuse me.
[06:57] ---
    We have booked
    all her time today.
[07:00] ---
    You'd better go find
    someone else, Mr. Tang.
[07:03] ---
    No, no, no.
[07:06] ---
    It doesn't matter.
    I can do it if I work late.
[07:10] ---
    Not bad. You do have
    your consciousness.
[07:13] ---
    Your name is Lin Xiaoyu, isn't it?
[07:15] ---
    Work hard and do better,
[07:17] ---
    and you may receive bigger
    bonus at the end of the year.
[07:19] ---
    Then you can afford
    a spiritual sword.
[07:22] ---
    This is squeeze on the employee.
    I can make a complaint about it.
[07:26] ---
    It's alright. This job
    is on a piecework basis.
[07:29] ---
    I can earn more money.
[07:32] ---
    Xiaoyu,
[07:38] ---
    I hope you treasure
    this hard-won payoff.
[07:44] ---
    Bastard Tang Birdie Two. This is bullying.
[07:45] ---
    "Meteoric Iron"
    Bastard Tang Birdie Two. This is bullying.
[07:48] ---
    Sister Lin loves spiritual swords so much,
[07:51] ---
    but she doesn't have a sword of her own.
[07:52] ---
    No wonder she lives in the lumber room.
[07:55] ---
    I didn't know she
    had such a difficult life.
[07:56] ---
    What if I buy a sword for her?
[07:58] ---
    That way she doesn't
    have to suffer here.
[08:01] ---
    I don't think that's appropriate.
[08:02] ---
    You will hurt her self-esteem.
[08:04] ---
    We can raise some
    money to buy her one.
[08:07] ---
    Same old stuff.
[08:10] ---
    This is the self-help
    forging area, isn't it?
[08:13] ---
    We can forge a sword for her.
[08:15] ---
    "From Excellent To Perfect"
    "Sharpness Of A Sword Comes From Grinding.
    Fragrance Of A Flower Comes After Bitter Cold."
[08:16] ---
    "From Excellent To Perfect"
    "Sharpness Of A Sword Comes From Grinding.
    Fragrance Of A Flower Comes After Bitter Cold."
    Brother Wang,
[08:17] ---
    "From Excellent To Perfect"
    "Sharpness Of A Sword Comes From Grinding.
    Fragrance Of A Flower Comes After Bitter Cold."
    you are a genius.
[08:32] ---
    She worked so late.
[08:33] ---
    Poor Sister Lin.
[08:36] ---
    Sister Sun, is it alright that we
    come to forge a sword at night?
[08:39] ---
    Yes. I've got approval
    of the shop manager.
[08:42] ---
    Very good. Do you
    have all the materials?
[08:45] ---
    Are you done with the design?
[08:48] ---
    Your design is so twisted.
[08:52] ---
    What the hell. Let's just do it.
[08:54] ---
    My blood is beginning to boil for it.
[08:57] ---
    Wait a minute.
[08:58] ---
    "A Classic Work from the World of
    Immortals How To Forge A Spiritual Sword"
[08:59] ---
    "A Classic Work from the World of
    Immortals How To Forge A Spiritual Sword"
    Let's have the materials
    we've brought assessed first.
[09:01] ---
    "A Classic Work from the World of
    Immortals How To Forge A Spiritual Sword"
    This is the first step in
    forging a spiritual sword.
[09:12] ---
    Level 3 spiritual beast bones. 2 Liang
    (approx. 3.5 ounces). Level A material.
[09:17] ---
    These are the teeth of a Night
    Devil Tiger, a Level 3 spiritual beast.
[09:20] ---
    I gave it a sliding tackle--
[09:21] ---
    Oh, come on. Stop bragging.
[09:24] ---
    You...
[09:27] ---
    Phecda meteors. 9 Jin
    (approx. 10 pounds). Level S material.
[09:32] ---
    Where did you get
    such good materials?
[09:40] ---
    My Holy Star of Fighters,
[09:42] ---
    may you keep my Chen family
    prosperous in martial arts.
[09:50] ---
    "Incomparable Merits, Capable of Civil and
    Martial Arts Caring for the Common People,
    Being a Saint and a God"
[09:55] ---
    And you, Sister Sun,
[09:57] ---
    what materials have you brought?
[10:02] ---
    Universal Hair Growth Lotion.
    Level S plus genuine treasure.
[10:05] ---
    What is this?
[10:07] ---
    It looks like it's of an absolutely
    different level from ours.
[10:09] ---
    Sister Sun, where did you
    get this little green bottle?
[10:13] ---
    That is a girl's secret.
[10:20] ---
    What's this?
[10:21] ---
    I found it in front of my home.
[10:23] ---
    What's happening?
[10:24] ---
    The reading keeps going up.
[10:28] ---
    You don't want to break it.
[10:30] ---
    Stop it.
[10:36] ---
    What does that mean?
[10:42] ---
    All right. What do we do next?
[10:46] ---
    The book says using the
    furnace to melt the materials.
[10:51] ---
    Good. Who knows how
    to operate the furnace?
[10:56] ---
    I don't believe it.
[11:06] ---
    "Duty Table"
[11:08] ---
    "scanning area | Job ID"
[11:19] ---
    One, two, three.
[11:26] ---
    Good morning, Sister Lin.
[11:32] ---
    Are you here to pick up you swords?
[11:34] ---
    You are earlier than I am.
[11:38] ---
    This is...
[11:41] ---
    We'll have the spiritual
    sword class next week.
[11:43] ---
    We know you don't have
    a sword of your own,
[11:45] ---
    which could affect
    your class experience.
[11:47] ---
    Therefore,
[11:49] ---
    we put together some materials
    and forged this sword for you.
[11:58] ---
    I'm sorry, Sister Lin.
[11:59] ---
    we just learned to forge it from the
    tutorial in the Know-How sector, so...
[12:03] ---
    I'm sorry. I didn't control
    the temperature well.
[12:06] ---
    It was my fault. My hammering was
    not steady and twisted the sword.
[12:11] ---
    No, no, you get me wrong.
[12:18] ---
    This sword
    looks so much like my sister.
[12:24] ---
    He designed the sword
    this way deliberately.
[12:28] ---
    Brother Wang has such a gentle heart.
[12:33] ---
    Thank you all.
[12:35] ---
    This is the best gift
    I've ever received.
[12:38] ---
    I have a sword of my own now.
[12:41] ---
    Making a sword ugly
    enough to drive her in tears.
[12:46] ---
    Just my rotten luck.
[12:48] ---
    What is it? You want
    Xiaoyu to work late again?
[12:51] ---
    Miss Sun, you like sharing your
    joy with others, but I'm different.
[12:54] ---
    The manager of the shop has
    done my maintenance already.
[13:00] ---
    Do you mean the sword that my
    Devil Teeth blew in the competition,
[13:03] ---
    Tang Birdie Two?
[13:11] ---
    Tell me. She is an employee
    of the shop, isn't she?
[13:15] ---
    That's right, Tang Bir...
[13:16] ---
    No, no, Young Master Tang.
[13:20] ---
    If I remember it right, a VVIP member
[13:21] ---
    can ask any particular employee
    to do trial test of a sword.
[13:25] ---
    Excuse me. I'm a
    VVIP member too.
[13:27] ---
    I'll have her for the trial test first.
[13:31] ---
    Sorry, Miss Sun.
[13:33] ---
    This gentleman has an
    appointment before you.
[13:38] ---
    Miss Sun,
[13:40] ---
    whatever you have up your
    sleeve doesn't work here,
[13:43] ---
    because this shop is
    owned by my family.
[13:49] ---
    And you, Lin Xiaoyu, right?
[13:53] ---
    Take your sword
[13:54] ---
    and show me how good
    your friends have made it.
[13:56] ---
    Xiaoyu, you don't have to.
[13:58] ---
    Sorry.
[13:59] ---
    I don't want to lose this part-time job.
[14:16] ---
    Lin Xiaoyu is so heavily protected.
[14:18] ---
    She shouldn't have any problem.
[14:49] ---
    Wonderful.
[14:51] ---
    Marvelous.
[14:54] ---
    A master is a master.
[14:57] ---
    Your turn.
[15:04] ---
    Sister Lin, watch out.
[15:05] ---
    Sir, if you violate the rules,
    I'll ask you to leave.
[15:12] ---
    But it's too dangerous having
    a trial test on someone live.
[15:15] ---
    That's right. It's too dangerous
    having a trial test on someone live.
[15:58] ---
    What's going on?
[16:01] ---
    Xiaoyu's sword
[16:02] ---
    is devouring the spiritual forces of both
    Tang Jingze and his Blowing Snow.
[16:26] ---
    Sister Lin.
[16:34] ---
    My... My Blowing Snow.
[16:38] ---
    Sister Lin.
[16:41] ---
    Are you alright?
[16:45] ---
    Sister Lin, you almost
    scared me to death.
[16:53] ---
    Master, my maintenance is done.
[16:55] ---
    "Garden of Maintenance"
[16:55] ---
    "Garden of Maintenance"
    The girls at the maintenance
    shop were full of passions.

E5 - The Four Bizarre Tales of Faction 60
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[00:35] ---
    Anyone here who is not
    following this animation?
[00:53] ---
    Who was it?
[00:56] ---
    Who the hell was it
[00:58] ---
    that transformed my Ring of
    Chaos into this vulgar sword.
[01:03] ---
    Soul Search.
[01:09] ---
    I'm sorry, Sister Lin.
[01:10] ---
    We just learned to forge it from the
    tutorial in the Know-How sector, so...
[01:23] ---
    Thanks to His Majesty
    the Emperor of Demons,
[01:27] ---
    the offspring of that
    monkey is brought to me.
[01:30] ---
    The time has come.
[01:32] ---
    Tomorrow night,
    I'll avenge my demon race.
[01:43] ---
    "Adapted from the story of the same
    title by author Ku Xuan from
    Chinese Qidian Website of Yuewen Group"
    "The Daily Life of the Immortal King"
[03:14] ---
    "The Daily Life of the Immortal King
    Season 2"
[03:16] ---
    "Episode Five:
    The Four Bizarre Tales of Faction 60"
[03:27] ---
    You wanted to see me, A?
[03:31] ---
    What is it?
[03:37] ---
    This... This sachet is for you.
[03:41] ---
    A went for it. She went for it.
[03:46] ---
    Did you make it yourself?
[03:49] ---
    Is this sachet for school work
    or for wellness?
[04:00] ---
    What are you doing?
[04:06] ---
    This campus is a place for
    cultivation, not for fun and joy.
[04:10] ---
    You are supposed to concentrate on
    your studies, not on well-wishing sachets.
[04:13] ---
    Confiscated.
[04:15] ---
    Today is the Autumn Reunion Day.
[04:17] ---
    "Knowledge Has No Boundaries"
[04:17] ---
    "Knowledge Has No Boundaries"
    Cultivators give well-wishing sachets
    they make themselves to their friends.
[04:23] ---
    Legends say whoever gives out sachets
[04:26] ---
    will get whatever he wishes for.
[04:28] ---
    All his dreams will come true.
[04:29] ---
    Please give it back to me, Instructor.
[04:31] ---
    I'll never do it again.
[04:33] ---
    --Oh, no. Instructor Wang is here.
    How am I going to give out my sachet?
    --Today is the Autumn Reunion Day.
    Please spare me just once. Please.
[04:37] ---
    You can wait until he gets off work.
[04:42] ---
    It's Xiaoyu.
[04:43] ---
    But students are not allowed to be
    on campus at night, aren't they?
[04:47] ---
    Have you forgotten about it, Sister Sun?
[04:50] ---
    I live on campus.
[05:19] ---
    "Sealed Place"
[05:22] ---
    My feeling is right.
[05:24] ---
    The total value of the world's
    spiritual force has dropped.
[05:26] ---
    The refrains on the
    supreme jail are week.
[05:39] ---
    Have you given out your sachet, A?
[05:41] ---
    It was confiscated by Instructor Wang.
[05:44] ---
    Why don't you ask him to meet
    at the Mirror of Moon Bridge?
[05:47] ---
    No. It's too scary on campus at night.
[05:51] ---
    The Mirror of Moon Bridge.
    What is that?
[05:54] ---
    You don't know about it, do you?
[05:55] ---
    It is one of the four bizarre
    tales of this faction.
[05:57] ---
    Legend has it that at
    midnight on August 7th,
[06:00] ---
    if you go to the grooming
    mirror on the first floor,
[06:03] ---
    you'll see your future.
[06:05] ---
    Today is the 6th.
[06:06] ---
    There must be a lot of people
    coming on campus tonight.
[06:08] ---
    No.
[06:10] ---
    According to senior girls,
[06:12] ---
    many supernatural things
    happen on that night.
[06:15] ---
    Supernatural things?
[06:17] ---
    Such as a spiritual girl
    singing at midnight,
[06:19] ---
    an uncanny hand out of
    the toilet, a lift leading to hell.
[06:23] ---
    Wise men never talk about weird things.
    Stop your bullshit, Guo Hao.
[06:26] ---
    Apparently, they are not true.
[06:28] ---
    I guess whoever made up these
    tales just wanted to scare people.
[06:31] ---
    "Little Raccoon"
[06:48] ---
    Tap the head three times
    and close the back door.
[06:51] ---
    I wonder if Brother Wang understands it.
[06:54] ---
    At midnight. Back door of campus.
[06:57] ---
    It's a hint, Brother Wang.
[07:00] ---
    Back door? A hint? What does it mean?
[07:11] ---
    Brother Wang.
[07:14] ---
    Great. Brother Wang does understand it.
[07:17] ---
    But...
[07:19] ---
    ...why the two of you are also here?
[07:21] ---
    It's midnight. Brother Wang may run
    into some danger if he comes alone.
[07:24] ---
    That's right. He will be
    more daring if we are all here.
[07:27] ---
    I hope you don't mind, Sister Sun.
[07:31] ---
    Of course not.
[07:32] ---
    It's more fun if we go on
    the adventure together.
[07:35] ---
    Darn it. How am I going
    to give out my sachet?
[07:43] ---
    Wait. It's dark here.
[07:49] ---
    "Gentlemen"
[07:53] ---
    The campus does feel evil at night.
[07:59] ---
    Wh... What's that noise?
[08:04] ---
    Relax, Chief Chen. It was just a wild cat.
[08:06] ---
    What? Are you so scared of a wild cat?
[08:10] ---
    Nonsense. I'm not scared at all.
[08:12] ---
    Come on. I'll lead the way.
[08:14] ---
    Wait a minute, Chief Chen.
[08:16] ---
    What is it?
[08:17] ---
    None of you dares to follow me?
[08:23] ---
    Ghost. Ghost.
[08:26] ---
    You said you were not scared. Look at you.
[08:29] ---
    It's Lin Xiaoyu.
[08:30] ---
    Xiaoyu lives on campus,
[08:32] ---
    so I asked her to be our guide.
[08:35] ---
    I'm sorry to have
    scared you, Chief Chen.
[08:38] ---
    I... I'm fine.
[08:40] ---
    How come your hand is so cold?
[09:04] ---
    Here it comes.
[09:06] ---
    One of the bizarre tales of Faction 60,
    a spiritual girl laughing.
[09:10] ---
    All right.
[09:12] ---
    Next, how do I get
    out of the supreme jail?
[09:26] ---
    The laugh was horrifying.
[09:28] ---
    It almost scared the shit out of me.
[09:29] ---
    Same here. Is there really
    a spiritual girl on campus?
[09:36] ---
    Of course not.
[09:37] ---
    It's more like some
    other girls playing pranks.
[09:40] ---
    It's so late at night. Who else
    can be on campus except Xiaoyu?
[10:00] ---
    G-Guo...
[10:01] ---
    Don't panic.
[10:32] ---
    Chen Chao. Are you all right, Chen Chao?
[10:37] ---
    What's happening?
[10:38] ---
    Could it be the uncanny
    hand out of the toilet?
[10:42] ---
    Chen Chao? What happened
    to you, Chen Chao?
[10:46] ---
    Be careful, Brother Wang.
[10:51] ---
    Finally... coming out.
[11:07] ---
    "B"
[11:15] ---
    What is this place?
    It has my sister's smell.
[11:22] ---
    Wonderful. There is a lift.
[11:32] ---
    What happened in the toilet?
[11:34] ---
    Why did they pass out?
[11:36] ---
    The toilet leaks. They fell.
[11:39] ---
    So Chief Chen's meta spirit
    was knocked out of him?
[11:42] ---
    It doesn't matter.
[11:43] ---
    They will come to in an
    hour with these figures on.
[11:47] ---
    We have nothing else to do,
    so let's go on with the adventure.
[11:50] ---
    But they haven't come to yet.
[11:53] ---
    That's right. They haven't come to yet.
[11:56] ---
    Right.
[11:58] ---
    This is the perfect time for me
    to be with Brother Wang alone.
[12:01] ---
    Master, the leader of the
    Shadow Faction has escaped again.
[12:08] ---
    Where are you going, Brother Wang?
[12:13] ---
    After I go out, shall I terminate
    Zhuo Yi or my sister?
[12:18] ---
    Right. It should be Miss Sun.
[12:21] ---
    Come on. Forget the sequence.
[12:25] ---
    All those who disrespect me must die.
[12:41] ---
    What happened, Brother Wang?
[12:44] ---
    Why is there such a big hole on the floor?
[12:47] ---
    This must be the lift leading to hell.
[12:51] ---
    Another bizarre tale verified.
[12:53] ---
    There is only the
    Mirror of Moon Bridge left.
[12:55] ---
    I'm going to use the restroom.
[12:56] ---
    Sister Sun, you go ahead
    with Brother Wang first.
[13:00] ---
    All right.
[13:04] ---
    Watch out for the uncanny
    hand out of the toilet, Xiaoyu.
[13:07] ---
    Master, what is this demon up to?
[13:09] ---
    She is not really helping
    Sister Sun, is she?
[13:11] ---
    Don't worry. You have me here.
[13:14] ---
    It'll be midnight soon.
[13:16] ---
    When the portal opens,
[13:19] ---
    I'll take this little girl
    to the demon world.
[13:23] ---
    Your ancestor killed so many members of
    the demon race on his way to the west.
[13:29] ---
    Tonight, your Sun family
    will pay for it with your life.
[13:42] ---
    Finally surfacing.
[13:48] ---
    Isn't that...
[13:51] ---
    What bloody luck I have,
[13:54] ---
    Miss Sun.
[13:59] ---
    The crystal bridge leading from
    the human world to the Moon broke,
[14:01] ---
    and the fragments
    fell to the human world.
[14:05] ---
    This Mirror of Moon Bridge
[14:06] ---
    is said to have been forged
    from those fragments.
[14:10] ---
    Legend has it that the mirror has
    the magic of transcending space.
[14:14] ---
    At midnight on August 7th,
    if you go in front of the mirror,
[14:17] ---
    the magic mirror will reflect your future.
[14:21] ---
    It's almost midnight now.
[14:25] ---
    Brother Wang Ling...
[14:28] ---
    ...this... this is...
[14:47] ---
    Brother Wang Ling.
[14:50] ---
    Sister Sun, I'm back.
[15:15] ---
    This mirror has the magic
    of transcending space.
[15:20] ---
    The human world uses it
[15:21] ---
    to restrain the crack in time and
    space leading to the demon world.
[15:25] ---
    I can now use it to open the
    portal to the demon world.
[15:31] ---
    I don't think your human race
    has ever expected that.
[15:40] ---
    Miss Sun,
[15:43] ---
    welcome to the demon world.
[15:51] ---
    Miss Sun is mine.
[16:00] ---
    I will not let that happen again.
[16:21] ---
    I don't believe it,
    you good-for-nothing value 5.
[16:51] ---
    Brother Wang,
[16:54] ---
    my sachet.
[16:57] ---
    "Diligence Pays Off"
[16:59] ---
    "Diligence Pays Off"
    I've got it.

E6 - The Internet Is Not A Lawless Paradise
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[00:15] ---
    Anyone here who is
    not following this animation?
[00:23] ---
    "Geometry Tycoon: She's cute."
    "Ace of Faction 59: Here I am."
[00:27] ---
    Hello. Hello. Good evening, everyone.
[00:29] ---
    Welcome to Little Fairy Fox
    Suda's live stream room.
[00:33] ---
    Today, I received a parcel from
    a fellow cultivation practitioner.
[00:36] ---
    His name is Li Chao.
[00:40] ---
    Thank you, Li Chao my friend.
[00:42] ---
    Now let me open the
    parcel and have a look.
[00:47] ---
    What is this?
[00:49] ---
    Tongue of the Heavenly Hound. A medicine.
[00:54] ---
    Fairy Fox, how is
    your master's illness now?
[00:59] ---
    Thank you, Li Chao my friend.
[01:01] ---
    On behalf of my master,
    I appreciate your great kindness.
[01:05] ---
    He is still in the ICU, unconscious.
[01:09] ---
    But I believe, with
    your miraculous medicine,
[01:12] ---
    my master will recover.
[01:14] ---
    "Be Exquisite, Intellectually and Martially"
    I'll do all I can to help
    you out of your difficulties.
[01:17] ---
    I don't know how
    I can repay your kindness.
[01:21] ---
    If you don't mind,
[01:24] ---
    could we have a voice chat?
[01:41] ---
    "Adapted from the story of the same
    title by author Ku Xuan from
    Chinese Qidian Website of Yuewen Group"
    "The Daily Life of the Immortal King"
[03:12] ---
    "The Daily Life of the Immortal King
    Season 2"
[03:14] ---
    "Episode Six:
    The Internet Is Not A Lawless Paradise"
[03:28] ---
    I'm grateful to all of you, top
    predecessors of the human race,
[03:32] ---
    for coming out of your
    retreat to this gathering.
[03:34] ---
    What happened that made you
    summon us ten-thousand-year-old chaps?
[03:40] ---
    The total value of the world's
    spiritual energy has dropped to 4.7.
[03:43] ---
    A spiritual energy crisis is developing.
[03:45] ---
    That is what happened last year.
[03:47] ---
    You interrupted my retreat just for that?
[03:50] ---
    You took me wrong, sir.
    Affected by the drop of spiritual energy,
[03:53] ---
    the shell of the human world
    has become very fragile.
[03:56] ---
    We have detected many infiltrates
[03:58] ---
    to the human world of demon spies
    through the spatial crack.
[04:02] ---
    That's easy.
    We can build a wall to strengthen it.
[04:07] ---
    I can revive the spiritual energy
    and make the human race great again.
[04:12] ---
    Aren't the demon's
    intentions clear enough?
[04:14] ---
    They have had their greedy eyes
    on the human world for long.
[04:17] ---
    A war is about to break out.
[04:19] ---
    That is fake news. Nobody knows
    the demon race more than I do.
[04:24] ---
    You idiot. We human race mustn't
    just sit here and do nothing.
[04:28] ---
    We must initiate moves
    against the demon race.
[04:31] ---
    Dear sirs, we don't know the
    coordinates of the demon world yet.
[04:34] ---
    If we start an expedition
    into the crack now,
[04:36] ---
    we will end up getting
    lost in the spatial storms.
[04:38] ---
    It doesn't matter.
[04:40] ---
    We can seize a demon and ask about it.
[04:43] ---
    That will do the trick.
[04:45] ---
    If you are willing
    to involve yourself in this,
[04:47] ---
    I'm sure the demons will not act rashly.
[04:50] ---
    Now that you say so,
    we are in no position to say more.
[04:57] ---
    Why have they gone offline?
[05:02] ---
    Brother Wang. Brother Wang.
[05:05] ---
    Brother Wang, stop your voice chat.
[05:08] ---
    What's wrong?
[05:09] ---
    Something is happening.
[05:10] ---
    Chen Chao's father is
    punishing him at the school gate.
[05:18] ---
    Excuse us.
[05:22] ---
    Evil son. Why have you
    dropped to the foundation phase?
[05:28] ---
    My lord father, as I grow up,
    I always adhere to your guidance
[05:31] ---
    to offer my help whenever
    someone is in need.
[05:33] ---
    By lucky chance, I come to
    know this fellow practitioner.
[05:37] ---
    Her master was badly injured
    and has been unconscious.
[05:40] ---
    She is now doing live stream
    to raise money to save her master.
[05:44] ---
    So you gave your spiritual
    energy to this witch as rewards?
[05:48] ---
    Yes, my lord father.
[05:52] ---
    As the old saying goes, doing good
    is good, whatever the intention is.
[05:59] ---
    You did this for someone
    who is in urgent need.
[06:01] ---
    I'm happy that you have
    followed our family precepts.
[06:06] ---
    Take back you phone.
[06:08] ---
    Yes, my lord father.
[06:11] ---
    One more thing, son.
[06:12] ---
    Do you happen to know where our family's
    Tongue of the Heavenly Hound is?
[06:18] ---
    Well...
[06:19] ---
    In return to the Tongue of the
    Heavenly Hound that Li Chao gave me,
[06:21] ---
    I will have a live chat
    with him this afternoon.
[06:26] ---
    My lord father, I... I can explain.
[06:30] ---
    Son of a bitch.
    You took it to reward the witch.
[06:35] ---
    What an evil son.
    I'm going to kill you.
[06:48] ---
    Fairy Fox.
[06:51] ---
    If I see you watching a live stream again,
[06:53] ---
    I'll punish you in accordance
    with the family law.
[06:59] ---
    What's wrong with Chief Chen?
[07:00] ---
    How come he was brought one phase
    down by watching a live stream?
[07:03] ---
    We are in the 729G era now.
[07:06] ---
    Spiritual energy can be
    transmitted over the internet.
[07:08] ---
    Therefore, live streaming has been updated to
    provide a function to reward with spiritual energy.
[07:11] ---
    He can give rewards all right,
    but not going to such extremes.
[07:13] ---
    This is witchcraft.
[07:15] ---
    Witchcraft?
[07:16] ---
    In ancient times, demons would transform
    into beauties to seduce passersby.
[07:21] ---
    The victims' essence
    would be sucked up gradually,
[07:23] ---
    leaving their bodies
    weak and disabled.
[07:26] ---
    I guess Chief Chen is bewitched
    with this online black art.
[07:29] ---
    You know so much, Xiaoyu.
[07:31] ---
    Not at all.
[07:32] ---
    I'm just interested in
    these extracurricular arts.
[07:36] ---
    He will be all right. Chen Chao's phone
    was severed by his father anyway.
[07:40] ---
    --He should have learned a lesson.
    --Hahaha...
[07:44] ---
    "Computer Room"
[07:50] ---
    Welcome back to the
    livestream room, Li Chao.
[07:53] ---
    Why did you go offline?
[07:56] ---
    Some minor incidents occurred.
    Nothing much.
[08:01] ---
    Chief Chen is hopeless.
[08:03] ---
    Is it a demon that's
    doing the live stream?
[08:05] ---
    Most probably.
[08:07] ---
    Is there any way to
    crack her witchcraft?
[08:09] ---
    The most direct way
    is in vitro meta spirit.
[08:12] ---
    The meta spirit wanders in cyberspace,
    finds the demon's livestream room,
[08:15] ---
    and interrupts the black art.
[08:17] ---
    This, however, would need someone
    of the golden pill phase or higher.
[08:21] ---
    A cultivator of even higher phases can
    take his physical body into cyberspace.
[08:25] ---
    No need to bother with that.
[08:27] ---
    Blowing up the demon's
    livestream room will do it.
[08:31] ---
    How lovely! What is it?
[08:34] ---
    It's my digital spiritual beast, Trojan.
[08:37] ---
    I've been feeding it for years.
    Time to use it finally.
[08:41] ---
    All I need to do is type in the
    address of the livestream room.
[08:43] ---
    "new tab"
    "favorites | Bilibili Pb Animation Co., Ltd."
[08:46] ---
    Go, Trojan.
[08:56] ---
    "Malicious Trojan found."
    "Immediate Clearance Recommended."
[09:00] ---
    A pearl shines, whatever its size.
[09:11] ---
    "FIGHT | ACTION | PROPS | FORGIVE"
[09:20] ---
    Trojan.
[09:26] ---
    "Intermediate break..."
[09:28] ---
    It's about time.
    Brother Li Chao, are you still there?
[09:33] ---
    We can start the voice chat now.
[09:35] ---
    Coming, coming.
[09:37] ---
    He's finished. Almost as thin as a mummy.
[09:41] ---
    --If his father sees him like this...
    --Brother Wang Ling.
[09:46] ---
    Thank you.
[09:50] ---
    Sun Rong, Little Wise Guy's Mind Game.
[09:53] ---
    Of course. We can use
    that trick to help Chief Chen.
[09:55] ---
    What's that?
[09:57] ---
    An art of seduction from ancient times that
    Instructor Wang taught us last semester.
[09:59] ---
    "Sun"
[09:59] ---
    "Sun"
    I tried it on Chief Chen,
    and it worked miraculously.
[10:03] ---
    You mean you want to fight fire with fire,
    seduction against seduction?
[10:07] ---
    That's right.
[10:09] ---
    "FOLLOW Honor Roll by the Hour
    awards this session Top Streamer"
[10:10] ---
    "FOLLOW Honor Roll by the Hour
    awards this session Top Streamer"
    Brother Li Chao is so young.
[10:12] ---
    "FOLLOW Honor Roll by the Hour
    awards this session Top Streamer"
    Have you graduated from school?
[10:13] ---
    Eighteen. Senior high school.
[10:17] ---
    Chief Chen, have some soda.
[10:20] ---
    Thanks.
[10:22] ---
    Is this your mate, Li Chao?
[10:25] ---
    No. We just go to
    the same school, that's all.
[10:29] ---
    Don't get us wrong, Fairy Fox.
[10:31] ---
    Just go to the same school.
[10:36] ---
    Sister Sun, all preconditions are met.
[10:38] ---
    This is our chance.
[10:39] ---
    Not giving the tiniest part of me
[10:42] ---
    to benefit the world.
[10:44] ---
    "Sun"
[10:45] ---
    "Li Chao"
[10:46] ---
    "Li Chao"
    Warning. Warning.
[10:48] ---
    Target 250 lost.
[10:50] ---
    Popularity value dropping.
[10:54] ---
    Go back home, Chief Chen.
[10:56] ---
    We care so much about you.
[10:59] ---
    "Heart rate"
    Sister Sun is right.
[11:02] ---
    Fairy Fox, I'm going offline.
[11:07] ---
    Go back home now, Chaochao.
[11:12] ---
    This is the first time in my life
[11:15] ---
    I had a voice chat with a fan,
[11:17] ---
    with my benefactor who
    is trying to help my master.
[11:20] ---
    This is the most pleasant
    afternoon I've had in my life.
[11:24] ---
    What is she trying to do?
[11:27] ---
    I had hoped that the
    pleasure could last longer,
[11:32] ---
    but my benefactor is
    going offline so soon.
[11:38] ---
    I know it's because I'm
    a streamer of low popularity.
[11:43] ---
    Returning your gifts,
    I can't help my tears dropping.
[11:47] ---
    How hateful it is not
    to have met you sooner.
[11:52] ---
    Oh no. He can't hold out much longer.
[11:54] ---
    Chen Chao, come back to your senses.
[11:56] ---
    Don't be seduced by a demon.
[11:57] ---
    Chao, don't leave me.
[12:08] ---
    Miss Sun, behave yourself.
[12:14] ---
    You lose.
[12:21] ---
    My plan is going on well.
[12:22] ---
    A few more harvests and I'll have
    collected enough spiritual energy.
[12:25] ---
    I must recover your
    physical body, master.
[12:30] ---
    Thank you, Chaochao, for your gift,
    4 spirit-powered mini TV sets.
[12:33] ---
    What shall we do now?
    Sister Sun Rong fell for it, too.
[12:40] ---
    What a sin!
[12:45] ---
    When I was young,
    I was as confused by passions as he is.
[12:49] ---
    I was as stubborn as he is.
[12:53] ---
    The ten-thousand-year-old
    Tongue of the Heavenly Hound
[12:55] ---
    is a token of love my wife gave me
[12:58] ---
    when I was dating her.
[13:01] ---
    Now I understand.
[13:02] ---
    Chen Chao's humble genes were
    passed down from his father.
[13:05] ---
    Good or evil will always be repaid.
    Karma is inevitable.
[13:10] ---
    What evil has my family done
[13:12] ---
    to be trapped in this endless cycle?
[13:16] ---
    Uncle Chen.
[13:18] ---
    It seems that Uncle Chen
    understands Chen Chao.
[13:22] ---
    I appreciate the Governor (a reward)
    that Chaochao gave me.
[13:22] ---
    "A generous hostess."
    "Cool"
    I appreciate the Governor (a reward)
    that Chaochao gave me.
[13:30] ---
    This evil karma.
[13:32] ---
    I will put an end to it personally today.
[13:36] ---
    Fairy Fox.
[13:38] ---
    Chaochao.
[13:45] ---
    --Fairy Fox, where are you?
    --My evil son, come back home with me.
[13:52] ---
    What? You dare to go against me?
[13:58] ---
    Father, I'm going to another dimension.
[14:07] ---
    What is Chen Chao doing?
[14:09] ---
    In vitro meta spirit.
[14:11] ---
    It can't be.
[14:12] ---
    It's a skill that only someone of
    the golden pill phase can master.
[14:14] ---
    Evil son, what are you up to?
[14:22] ---
    Why is there no response?
[14:23] ---
    No. Chen Chao's meta
    spirit is now in cyberspace,
[14:26] ---
    and his physical body is offline.
[14:28] ---
    What is left behind is
    just the shell of his body.
[14:32] ---
    Fairy Fox,
[14:33] ---
    I'm coming.
[14:41] ---
    Now that I've collected one
    million spiritual energy,
[14:43] ---
    I can finally remove my disguise.
[14:51] ---
    Fairy Fox!
[14:59] ---
    I'm coming.
[15:01] ---
    Is this Fairy Fox's room?
[15:11] ---
    No.
[15:12] ---
    This is not Fairy Fox's stream room.
[15:14] ---
    What is this place?
[15:16] ---
    This is Fairy Fox's
    stream room for sure.
[15:20] ---
    --Don't you recognize it?
    --Who... Who are you?
[15:25] ---
    I turned off the beauty mode,
    and you don't recognize me.
[15:32] ---
    No. No.
[15:35] ---
    Wake up, son.
[15:38] ---
    It's no use, Uncle Chen.
    Chen Chao is offline.
[15:44] ---
    Tell me, how do I get online?
[15:46] ---
    Don't make it worse, Uncle Chen.
[15:51] ---
    Do you have the address
    of the stream room?
[15:53] ---
    What do you want to do, Brother Wang?
[15:54] ---
    Are you in the mood
    of watching a live stream?
[15:59] ---
    I suggest you save your efforts.
[16:02] ---
    A meta spirit is unable
    to attack a physical body.
[16:05] ---
    So, be nice. Come into this energy
    can and become spiritual energy.
[16:10] ---
    I'm in the state of meta spirit.
[16:12] ---
    You are also unable to attack me.
[16:15] ---
    Are you sure?
[16:20] ---
    Don't come any closer.
[16:24] ---
    Come into the can.
[16:30] ---
    Chief Chen. Can you hear me, Chief Chen?
[16:33] ---
    --Isn't she...
    --Can you hear me?
[16:35] ---
    --I'll take along the meta spirit
    of this Sun's descendent.
    --Chief Chen.
[16:37] ---
    --I'll take along the meta spirit
    of this Sun's descendent.
    --Can you hear me, Chief Chen?
[16:38] ---
    --I'll take along the meta spirit
    of this Sun's descendent.
[16:40] ---
    --I'll take along the meta spirit
    of this Sun's descendent.
    --Can you hear me, Chief Chen?
[16:42] ---
    --Help me.
    --Chen Chao. Chen Chao.
    Can you hear me, Chen Chao?
[16:47] ---
    Chen Chao.
[17:05] ---
    My son.
[17:12] ---
    Recently, Master Zhuo Yi from
    the Cultivation Cruise Department
[17:14] ---
    cracked an internet fraud case
    with a huge amount involved.
[17:17] ---
    Armored Cruisers searched
    the suspects' residence
[17:20] ---
    and found a great number of energy storage
    containers that have not been transported.
[17:24] ---
    We have recovered the
    spiritual energy that was conned,
[17:26] ---
    but the culprits are still at large.
[17:29] ---
    We hope that internet users
    have more security awareness
[17:31] ---
    and stay away from internet frauds.
[17:33] ---
    We now bring you
    breaking economic news.
[17:35] ---
    According to the latest
    news from the Huaxiu Agency,
[17:37] ---
    the long-standing
    Flower Fruit Water Curtain Group
[17:40] ---
    has just announced
    its bankruptcy.
[17:41] ---
    "SEALED"
    has just announced
    its bankruptcy.
[17:42] ---
    "SEALED"
    The respondent,
    the Flower Fruit Water Curtain Group,
[17:44] ---
    "SEALED"
    is unable to discharge
    its matured debts.
[17:46] ---
    "SEALED"
    Its assets are not enough
    to cover its matured debts.
[17:48] ---
    The statutory bankruptcy
    conditions are met,
[17:50] ---
    and the Group is declared
    bankrupt according to law.

E7 - The Worker Bee Spirit in the Sun Family
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[00:15] ---
    Anyone here who is
    not following this animation?
[00:32] ---
    Hello. Is that Mr. Ma?
[00:35] ---
    Yes, this is Sun speaking.
[00:38] ---
    Excuse me for calling you at such
    a late hour, and sorry for bothering you.
[00:41] ---
    You must have heard
[00:42] ---
    that the spiritual force chain of my
    company ran into some problems recently.
[00:46] ---
    I need a sum of spiritual energy
    urgently to save my company.
[00:49] ---
    We were schoolmates
    and have been good friends.
[00:52] ---
    Besides, the sum I need is not too much,
[00:53] ---
    just around 200 million
    spiritual energy.
[00:57] ---
    Your dad can take care of it, madam.
[01:00] ---
    Why don't you go back to
    your room and have a good rest?
[01:03] ---
    What?
[01:05] ---
    What do you mean you'll think about it?
[01:07] ---
    I'm in difficulty now.
    Aren't you going to give me a hand?
[01:10] ---
    Hey, don't hang up.
[01:14] ---
    Ungrateful bastard.
[01:16] ---
    I checked in for him
    whenever he cut a class.
[01:19] ---
    Look what he is doing to me now.
[01:26] ---
    Mr. Sun, sorry to
    bother you late at night.
[01:29] ---
    This is a notice from
    the Songhai court of law.
[01:32] ---
    The liquidation will be
    carried out tomorrow.
[01:34] ---
    Please be there on time.
[01:53] ---
    "Adapted from the story of the same
    title by author Ku Xuan from
    Chinese Qidian Website of Yuewen Group"
    "The Daily Life of the Immortal King"
[03:23] ---
    "The Daily Life of the Immortal King
    Season 2"
[03:26] ---
    "Episode Seven:
    The Worker Bee Spirit in the Sun Family"
[03:30] ---
    Are you sure this is
    Sun Rong's native place?
[03:33] ---
    Of course, I followed map directions.
[03:36] ---
    "Flower Fruit Water Curtain"
    Do you mean she's
    moved back to Mt. Flower Fruit?
[03:39] ---
    It's such a big mountain.
[03:41] ---
    How can we find Sister Sun?
[03:51] ---
    Sorry to have kept you waiting.
[04:05] ---
    Sister Sun,
[04:06] ---
    we know your family
    failed in doom breaking,
[04:09] ---
    but that doesn't mean you have
    to go back to the stone age.
[04:12] ---
    What else can we do?
    We have mortgaged everything else.
[04:16] ---
    This ancestral property
    is all that's left.
[04:18] ---
    Why did this happen all of a sudden?
[04:20] ---
    The Flower Fruit Water Curtain Group
[04:21] ---
    is a pharmaceutical company
    focusing on magic pills.
[04:24] ---
    The drop of the total value
    of the world's spiritual energy
[04:26] ---
    brought about poor
    immortal herb harvest, so...
[04:31] ---
    Don't worry, Rongrong.
[04:33] ---
    Remember that our Sun family thrived
    in this small place in the first place.
[04:38] ---
    Our company is just the
    mover of the spiritual vein.
[04:42] ---
    This is nothing but coming
    back to the starting point.
[04:44] ---
    The herbs may be gone,
    but we can plant more.
[04:46] ---
    We may be short of money,
    but we can make more.
[04:48] ---
    If we keep on working hard
    generation after generation,
[04:51] ---
    the Sun family will rise again someday.
[04:54] ---
    Is this the hardworking
    worker bee spirit?
[04:58] ---
    Worker bee spirit.
    I like the expression.
[05:01] ---
    To the worker bee spirit.
[05:03] ---
    Cheers.
[05:06] ---
    The Sun family is down.
[05:08] ---
    The two families have been fighting
    for over one thousand years,
[05:10] ---
    and finally, our Tang
    family has the last laugh.
[05:14] ---
    Thanks to Uncle Richman
    for operating the stocks
[05:17] ---
    and helping us short sell the
    Flower Fruit Water Curtain Group.
[05:21] ---
    It was nothing but a
    game of spiritual capitals.
[05:24] ---
    The total value of the world's
    spiritual energy is at a low level,
[05:27] ---
    but the price of their stocks
    was unreasonably high.
[05:29] ---
    If I spread some negative information
[05:31] ---
    and dumped the great number of
    shares I had stealthily bought earlier,
[05:35] ---
    all the other major shareholders would
    definitely jump off board to survive.
[05:40] ---
    But remember,
[05:42] ---
    the spiritual vein of
    Mt. Flower Fruit is still there.
[05:45] ---
    We must continue our scheme as planed
[05:47] ---
    in order to eliminate the
    Sun family once and for all.
[05:52] ---
    Thank you for your advice, Uncle Richman.
[05:54] ---
    May I know why you are offering
    this great help to the Tang family?
[05:59] ---
    Because I need the spiritual energy.
[06:04] ---
    Back then,
[06:06] ---
    the Flower Fruit Water Curtain Group
    was the biggest enterprise in Huaxiu.
[06:08] ---
    It had tens of thousands of employees,
[06:11] ---
    and was the center of national attention.
[06:17] ---
    What are you thinking of?
[06:19] ---
    Brother Wang,
[06:21] ---
    look at this.
[06:23] ---
    What clear spiritual spring water.
[06:25] ---
    Actually, this is the curtain
    of the Water Curtain Cave.
[06:29] ---
    There used to be a waterfall
    hanging at the cave entrance.
[06:32] ---
    but now there is just this
    tiny amount of water left.
[06:35] ---
    When the pool down there dries out,
[06:38] ---
    the spiritual vein of
    Mt. Flower Fruit will be cut off, too.
[06:41] ---
    We can help you.
[06:42] ---
    Thank you for your
    kindness, Brother Wang.
[06:44] ---
    The Sun family may
    have lost everything,
[06:46] ---
    but we still have
    our worker bee spirit.
[06:49] ---
    From now on,
[06:50] ---
    I will depend on myself.
[06:55] ---
    Time to go, Wang Ling.
[06:58] ---
    How are we going back?
[07:00] ---
    By the light rail or taxi?
[07:03] ---
    What's the matter with you?
[07:04] ---
    Don't you watch
    the road when driving?
[07:05] ---
    Are all drivers so bad nowadays?
    Damn it.
[07:14] ---
    I had thought Sister Sun would be
    depressed because of the bankruptcy.
[07:17] ---
    Seeing her family's worker bee spirit,
[07:20] ---
    you have nothing to worry about.
[07:21] ---
    A lean camel is bigger than a horse.
[07:23] ---
    Her family may be bankrupt,
    but they still have this magic mountain.
[07:25] ---
    We now bring you breaking news.
[07:28] ---
    A moment ago,
    Tang's Finance announced
[07:29] ---
    that it would take over the
    Flower Fruit Water Curtain Group
[07:31] ---
    at a cost of 140 billion spiritual energy.
[07:33] ---
    The takeover ceremony
    will be held tomorrow
[07:35] ---
    at the Water Curtain Cave
    of Mt. Flower Fruit.
[07:37] ---
    The heirs to both companies
[07:39] ---
    will sign a bloodborne agreement
    at the takeover ceremony.
[07:42] ---
    Sun Rong will sign a bloodborne
    agreement with that Tang Birdie 2?
[07:45] ---
    We just came back from her place.
[07:46] ---
    How could this have
    happened so abruptly?
[07:48] ---
    The number you are
    calling is out of service.
[07:51] ---
    I can't get through to her.
    There must be something wrong.
[07:54] ---
    Let's go back and ask about it.
[07:55] ---
    Do you remember the limo
    when we were leaving?
[07:58] ---
    Of course. It was going
    very fast on a country road
[08:01] ---
    and almost hit me.
[08:03] ---
    "TANG"
    "Tang's Finance"
    There was this sign on the limo.
[08:06] ---
    "TANG"
    "Tang's Finance"
    Tang's Finance.
[08:08] ---
    It belonged to Tang Birdie 2's family.
[08:10] ---
    Sun Rong must have been
    forced to agree to sign this.
[08:12] ---
    What shall we do now?
[08:14] ---
    Set off to Mt. Flower Fruit.
[08:18] ---
    "Flower Fruit Water Curtain"
[08:20] ---
    "Tang's Finance"
    "Flower Fruit Water Curtain"
[08:21] ---
    "Tang's Finance"
    "Flower Fruit Water Curtain"
    This way, please.
[08:26] ---
    What a blessed Flower Fruit place
    and a scenic Water Curtain Cave.
[08:30] ---
    It's a pity that you used such
    a nourishing spiritual vein
[08:32] ---
    to grow primitive immortal herbs.
[08:35] ---
    Level these woods.
[08:37] ---
    Plant chives instead.
[08:38] ---
    No, you can't do that.
[08:39] ---
    There are herbs of hundreds,
    even thousands of years old.
[08:42] ---
    That is why your Flower Fruit Water
    Curtain Group has gone bankrupt.
[08:46] ---
    It takes natural immortal herbs
    a hundred years to mature.
[08:49] ---
    Chives, however, grow all year round, and
    can be harvested five or six times a year.
[08:52] ---
    With proper care, each harvest
    produces more than the one before it.
[08:55] ---
    B-But it will exhaust the aura
    of the spiritual vein in the end.
[09:00] ---
    Do you care about what the chives think?
[09:09] ---
    Here they come.
[09:24] ---
    Are you here for Miss
    Sun's signing ceremony?
[09:28] ---
    I suggest you be nice and
    move your ass out of the way.
[09:30] ---
    Weren't you beaten badly enough
    at the sword competition?
[09:34] ---
    I don't know whether you
    cheated or used other means
[09:38] ---
    to drive me out of
    the competition field.
[09:40] ---
    Today,
[09:42] ---
    I must take my revenge.
[09:49] ---
    First, I'd like to thank you
    all for coming here today.
[09:54] ---
    As you all know,
[09:55] ---
    the Sun and Tang families have had
    grudges for over a thousand years.
[09:59] ---
    But today, all those
    grudges will be history.
[10:02] ---
    Tang's Enterprise will take over
    the Flower Fruit Water Curtain Group.
[10:06] ---
    My humble son and the daughter of the Sun
    family will sign a bloodborne agreement.
[10:11] ---
    We have double happiness today,
[10:12] ---
    so, I invite all of you
    to join me in a toast
[10:14] ---
    to celebrate this joyful moment.
[10:16] ---
    Cheers.
[10:53] ---
    Wait a minute. Something is not right.
[10:55] ---
    One of them is missing.
[10:57] ---
    Where is the value 5?
[11:03] ---
    Brother Wang,
[11:04] ---
    we'll leave Sister Sun to you.
[11:06] ---
    Now let's invite the two
    parties to sign the agreement.
[11:17] ---
    "Party A:
    Party B: Tang Jingze"
[11:19] ---
    Your turn, Miss Sun.
[11:30] ---
    Come on, Miss Sun. Sign it.
[11:41] ---
    Brother Wang.
[11:44] ---
    Go after her.
[11:46] ---
    Brother Wang.
[11:48] ---
    Don't worry.
[11:49] ---
    I'll get you out of here.
[12:03] ---
    Wang Ling, we won.
[12:05] ---
    Sun Rong!
[12:08] ---
    Have you forgotten what
    you promised yesterday?
[12:11] ---
    I'm sorry, Brother Wang.
[12:14] ---
    It's out of my own will.
[12:18] ---
    Sun Rong, don't talk bull shit.
[12:20] ---
    I don't believe signing that bloodborne
    agreement is out of your own free will.
[12:23] ---
    Yesterday, right after you left...
[12:27] ---
    Mr. Sun,
[12:28] ---
    I heard the Flower Fruit
    Water Curtain Group
[12:30] ---
    was not doing very good
    business these days.
[12:33] ---
    Are you here to humiliate us?
[12:36] ---
    No, no, no.
[12:38] ---
    On the contrary,
[12:39] ---
    my Tang's Enterprise is willing to invest
    in your Flower Fruit Water Curtain Group.
[12:44] ---
    Go straight to the point, Mr. Tang.
[12:47] ---
    At what cost?
[12:48] ---
    Simple.
[12:50] ---
    Your daughter and my son
    Jingze sign a bloodborne agreement.
[12:55] ---
    No way.
[12:56] ---
    We would rather farm
    the land here all life long
[12:59] ---
    than bow to your Tang family.
[13:01] ---
    Exactly.
[13:03] ---
    Let me know the details
    of your proposal.
[13:06] ---
    Rongrong, think about it.
[13:08] ---
    Even though we work
    as hard as worker bees,
[13:10] ---
    it will still take hundreds of years
[13:11] ---
    for the Flower Fruit Water Curtain
    Group to recover its business.
[13:14] ---
    To make matters worse,
    the water curtain is drying out.
[13:17] ---
    Mt. Flower Fruit has no future.
[13:20] ---
    But, Father,
[13:22] ---
    my future is for me to decide.
[13:25] ---
    What about the worker
    bee spirit in our family?
[13:27] ---
    The Sun family must take care of
    more people than just the three of us.
[13:30] ---
    The Flower Fruit Water Curtain Group
    has tens of thousands of employees.
[13:33] ---
    Every one of them has his own family.
[13:36] ---
    Have you ever thought about it?
[13:37] ---
    If the Sun family goes down,
[13:38] ---
    your Uncle Sun and his wife,
    what will happen to them?
[13:42] ---
    After what happened yesterday,
    I became aware that
[13:44] ---
    as the heir to the Sun family,
[13:47] ---
    I must not only enjoy
    my status as its daughter.
[13:50] ---
    I must also fulfill my
    obligations as an heir.
[13:54] ---
    If sacrificing myself
[13:55] ---
    can get the happiness of
    the whole family in return,
[13:58] ---
    then that's the route I'll take.
[14:01] ---
    Madam.
[14:02] ---
    Sorry,
[14:04] ---
    Wang Ling and everyone.
[14:10] ---
    Which faction are you from?
[14:12] ---
    I'll call the police if you don't leave.
[14:14] ---
    Just the few of you inferiors
[14:17] ---
    and you want to
    fight the Tang family.
[14:19] ---
    Being wealthy doesn't mean
    you can do whatever you want.
[14:22] ---
    Sorry. Being wealthy does
    mean I can do whatever I want.
[14:50] ---
    What are you doing, Brother Wang?
[15:05] ---
    What is that?
[15:07] ---
    Isn't it... a starworm?
[15:10] ---
    What is a starworm?
[15:11] ---
    It's a fearful subterranean
    ancient demon
[15:13] ---
    that sucks earth's spiritual vein.
[15:15] ---
    Is this the cause of the exhaustion
    of Mt. Flower Fruit's spiritual vein?
[15:24] ---
    They found out about it.
[15:26] ---
    But it's too late.
[15:28] ---
    The starworm has sucked all
    the spiritual vein of Mt. Flower Fruit.
[15:32] ---
    I have transferred
    the spiritual capital to...
[15:36] ---
    Wait a minute.
[15:37] ---
    Why is the spiritual
    energy flowing back?
[15:40] ---
    The Sun family may
    have lost everything,
[15:42] ---
    but we still have our worker bee spirit.
[15:44] ---
    From now on,
    I will depend on myself.
[15:47] ---
    Sun Rong family's spiritual vein.
[15:49] ---
    Give it back.
[16:06] ---
    Oh no. It's going to collapse.
[16:16] ---
    "Asset Transfer Agreement"
[16:19] ---
    Now let's have the two parties
    press their bloodborne fingerprints.
[16:26] ---
    That's the right thing to do.
[16:46] ---
    The waterfall of the Water
    Curtain Cave is flowing backward.
[16:50] ---
    Don't panic, everyone.
[16:52] ---
    Some minor incidents
    happened outside.
[16:55] ---
    Nothing serious.
    Let's go on with the ceremony.
[16:58] ---
    Something is wrong, boss.
[17:00] ---
    Tang's Finance has triggered the
    circuit breaker on the stock market.
[17:03] ---
    What?
[17:05] ---
    Great news, madam.
[17:07] ---
    The Flower Fruit Water Curtain
    is rebounding on the stock market.
[17:12] ---
    Mr. Tang,
[17:13] ---
    we found Tang's Enterprise
    in collusion with the demon world.
[17:16] ---
    We have frozen the suspicious capital.
[17:19] ---
    "Investigation Warrant
    Seven-Star Squad
    (Sever-Star Internet Information Center)"
    Would you gentlemen come with us, please?
[17:23] ---
    It can't be.
[17:26] ---
    The Sun family's spiritual
    vein will be revived.
[17:30] ---
    Where is Wang Ling?
[17:31] ---
    You were crazy, madam.
[17:34] ---
    --Why did you do that?
    --It's all over, madam.
[17:36] ---
    It's all over.

E8 - A Sword Dance Of The Five Elements
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[00:15] ---
    Anyone here who is not
    following this animation?
[00:25] ---
    Welcome to the Songhai
    Spiritual Sword Art Assembly.
[00:29] ---
    "SWORD"
[00:32] ---
    Students from all the major
    factions in Songhai are invited
[00:34] ---
    to exhibit their unique sword skills.
[00:38] ---
    Log on to the webcast
    section of Bilibili,
[00:39] ---
    give your bullet comments,
[00:41] ---
    and you are eligible for
    a lucky draw for the prizes.
[00:43] ---
    Now let's have the five
    swordsmanship masters.
[00:47] ---
    Master No. 1 is the hero of Songhai,
    captain of the Seven-Star Squad,
[00:51] ---
    swordsmanship master Zhuo Yi.
[00:55] ---
    Then we have the highly experienced
    teacher of distinctions from Faction 59,
[00:58] ---
    Instructor Xie.
[01:02] ---
    The last two are the
    well-known sword dance team
[01:05] ---
    most popular in the cultivation section
    of Bilibili, Ling Yuan and Hanser.
[01:16] ---
    Sword cultivation in
    ancient times took power
[01:17] ---
    as the sole standard
    to rank spiritual swords.
[01:20] ---
    But in peacetime,
[01:22] ---
    we don't have to fight
    with our swords anymore.
[01:24] ---
    So, this program is not a
    contest of the power of swords,
[01:27] ---
    but an opportunity to find
    the art and beauty in swords.
[01:31] ---
    What's more,
    the organizer of this assembly
[01:32] ---
    has prepared handsome
    prizes for the viewers.
[01:35] ---
    The first prize is the ticket
    for a ride to Fort Skyloop.
[01:39] ---
    So, be interactive.
[01:42] ---
    All right, so much for
    the commercial break.
[01:44] ---
    Now let's have the first practitioner,
[01:46] ---
    someone who has been
    most talked about these days.
[01:48] ---
    The girl at the center of attention,
[01:49] ---
    the daughter of the Flower
    Fruit Water Curtain Group,
[01:51] ---
    Sun Rong.
[02:07] ---
    "Adapted from the story of the same
    title by author Ku Xuan from
    Chinese Qidian Website of Yuewen Group"
    "The Daily Life of the Immortal King"
[03:38] ---
    "The Daily Life of the Immortal King
    Season 2"
[03:41] ---
    "Episode Eight:
    A Sword Dance Of The Five Elements"
[03:49] ---
    Dear instructors,
[03:51] ---
    I am Sun Rong
    from Songhai Faction 60.
[03:54] ---
    Miss Bankruptcy,
[03:55] ---
    at the sword competition last year, quite
    a number of your swords were damaged.
[03:59] ---
    You even sacrificed your
    sword spirit in order to win.
[04:03] ---
    You are right.
[04:04] ---
    That's why I've been practicing
    very hard to improve my skills.
[04:07] ---
    The reason I come onto this stage
    is to have the dear instructors
[04:09] ---
    give me some enlightenment
    on my sword skills
[04:11] ---
    so that I can challenge myself.
[04:12] ---
    Good. Very spirited.
[04:14] ---
    What are you going to show us?
[04:16] ---
    The Sun's ancestral sword skill,
    Ocean Dance.
[04:32] ---
    This is...
[04:33] ---
    This is... a group
    dance of spiritual swords.
[04:35] ---
    She can control over
    a dozen spiritual swords
[04:38] ---
    to perform such an
    elegant sword dance.
[04:40] ---
    The Sun's ancestral sword
    skill deserves its fame.
[04:43] ---
    It does have something special.
[05:13] ---
    Look out!
[05:24] ---
    Are you all right, Kang?
[05:26] ---
    I was so scared.
[05:31] ---
    Miss Sun, it is dangerous to try
    to control so many swords at a time.
[05:34] ---
    Please do what you can manage.
[05:37] ---
    Is that all she's got?
[05:39] ---
    That was embarrassing.
[05:42] ---
    Typical of the Sun's.
[05:43] ---
    Is that it?
[05:45] ---
    "SWORD"
    We appreciate the show
    that Miss Sun presented,
[05:46] ---
    "SWORD"
    
    although there was a little accident.
[05:48] ---
    Let's go on with the webcast
    and have our next performers.
[05:52] ---
    --My 5-year-old niece would've
    played better than she did.
    --Are you all right, Sister Sun?
[05:56] ---
    I'm very sorry that
    was a faulty performance.
[05:59] ---
    Without my sword spirit,
[06:01] ---
    I can't achieve anything.
[06:03] ---
    Sister Sun,
[06:05] ---
    why don't you bring your
    sword to my shop tomorrow?
[06:06] ---
    I'll calibrate it for you.
[06:10] ---
    Thank you.
[06:12] ---
    That was not your fault.
[06:18] ---
    It happened so fast that
    I failed to cut to commercials.
[06:19] ---
    Operation team, post a
    blog message to say sorry.
[06:21] ---
    Wait a minute.
[06:22] ---
    After the accident, the ratings of
    the webcast have been rising.
[06:24] ---
    "Spiritual Energy Index"
    After the accident, the ratings of
    the webcast have been rising.
[06:26] ---
    What?
[06:28] ---
    I had thought nobody would
    want to watch programs of arts.
[06:30] ---
    The Spiritual Energy Index is soaring.
[06:33] ---
    "Spiritual Energy Index"
[06:34] ---
    "Spiritual Energy Index"
    That was a blessing in disguise.
[06:36] ---
    Go on with the webcast. Go on.
[06:42] ---
    Foolish mankind.
[06:48] ---
    Biased points of view.
[06:49] ---
    Doesn't deserve its fame.
    Attempted murder is arrestable.
[06:53] ---
    --You'll all be finished.
    Miss Sun is the best.
    --We appreciate the show
    that Miss Sun presented,
[06:56] ---
    although there was a little accident.
[06:58] ---
    Let's go on with the webcast
[06:59] ---
    and have our next performers,
    also from Faction 60, an elite duo.
[07:12] ---
    "Chen Chao" "Guo Hao"
[07:14] ---
    May I ask you, sword practitioners,
    why you come onto this stage?
[07:17] ---
    Do you want to challenge
    yourselves as well?
[07:19] ---
    No, we just want to present a little show.
[07:24] ---
    We have a fellow practitioner
[07:27] ---
    who has run into great
    difficulties in her life.
[07:29] ---
    She always tries to
    put on a smiling face,
[07:31] ---
    but we know what kind of
    pressure she is really under.
[07:38] ---
    We are sorry we cannot help
    you overcome the difficulties.
[07:41] ---
    What we can do is bring
    you this little show.
[07:43] ---
    We hope you are truly happy every day.
[07:45] ---
    It is so nice to have friends like you.
[07:47] ---
    What are you going to show us?
[07:50] ---
    You must have heard of snatching
    a sharp blade with bare hand.
[07:52] ---
    But snatching a blade
    is of very low difficulty.
[07:55] ---
    What I'm going to show you today is
    snatching a sword with bare hand.
[08:00] ---
    It is the year 4396 already,
[08:02] ---
    and you are still playing
    this tired old trick?
[08:05] ---
    I'm not going to simply
    snatch a sword with bare hand.
[08:07] ---
    I'm going to do that blindfolded.
[08:17] ---
    --Are you kidding me?
    --Go for it.
[08:21] ---
    This golden spiritual body
    is a buddha-like sword spirit.
[08:24] ---
    He can't summon
    a complete sword spirit.
[08:27] ---
    Just two arms of it.
    What is there to show off?
[08:30] ---
    Are you ready, Chen Chao?
[08:57] ---
    Dear instructors and viewers,
[08:59] ---
    that was Chen Chao's
    demonstration of his Iron Head.
[09:05] ---
    Brother Chen Chao's
    Iron Head is so powerful.
[09:09] ---
    "thick guys' weird behaviors
    snatching a sharp blade
    with bare hand turned iron head"
[09:17] ---
    What's going on?
[09:18] ---
    The number of online viewers
    has gone over one million.
[09:20] ---
    The Spiritual Energy Index
    has broken the platform record.
[09:24] ---
    A little more,
[09:25] ---
    and I'll have collected
    enough spiritual energy.
[09:31] ---
    We appreciate the surprise show
    that the elite duo presented.
[09:34] ---
    Now let's have our next performer,
[09:36] ---
    Yisha Bei from Songhai Faction 59.
[09:53] ---
    This is a sword formation.
[09:54] ---
    These hundreds,
[09:56] ---
    no, thousands of flying swords
[09:58] ---
    are all under micro control.
[10:00] ---
    This is a time of scientific cultivation.
[10:03] ---
    Enhanced with body control systems,
    it is not a problem anymore
[10:05] ---
    to control thousands of
    spiritual swords simultaneously.
[10:08] ---
    Time has changed.
[10:10] ---
    If you practice flying
    sword skills in the old way,
[10:12] ---
    controlling tens of swords
    would have hit the upper limit.
[10:16] ---
    We are back, Sister Sun.
[10:20] ---
    Chen Chao...
[10:21] ---
    Is he alive?
[10:23] ---
    Don't worry.
    The doctor has checked him out.
[10:25] ---
    He is alive.
[10:26] ---
    Thank you all.
[10:27] ---
    I was...
[10:29] ---
    Don't be stupid.
[10:30] ---
    Are you in a better
    frame of mind now?
[10:35] ---
    Where is Wang Ling and Xiaoyu?
[10:38] ---
    We appreciate the fabulous show that Yisha
    Bei of Songhai Faction 59 brought us.
[10:42] ---
    Now the last performer of the day,
[10:45] ---
    from Faction 60, Lin Xiaoyu.
[10:56] ---
    She is... Lin Xiaoyu?
[11:01] ---
    Sister Lin without
    her glasses is so beautiful.
[11:05] ---
    What a beauty!
[11:13] ---
    She's killing me.
[11:16] ---
    Beautiful.
[11:18] ---
    I like her.
[11:21] ---
    I love this goddess.
[11:51] ---
    This girl is lovely.
[11:53] ---
    --I like her so much.
    --Who is this Lin?
[12:06] ---
    Five hundred million
    viewers online now.
[12:08] ---
    A record high in human history.
[12:12] ---
    Now, begins my plan.
[12:35] ---
    The tree burns so brightly.
[12:38] ---
    Something is not right.
    Sister Lin is circling around again.
[12:51] ---
    No.
[13:44] ---
    Using skills of the wood
    element to alter the setting
[13:47] ---
    and create dreamy stage effects.
[13:48] ---
    Then burn it all.
[13:51] ---
    New vitality is
    generated after the fire.
[13:53] ---
    A sword dance employing
    all the five elements.
[13:56] ---
    If I'm not mistaken,
[13:57] ---
    the sword dance must
    be Rebirth from Ashes.
[14:01] ---
    That's why she's a genius girl
    once in a thousand years.
[14:16] ---
    The most fabulous stage plan!
[14:18] ---
    "What just happened?"
    "I call it"
    "The Best"
[14:21] ---
    One billion. One billion.
[14:23] ---
    What just happened?
[14:29] ---
    Thanks to the
    contributions of all students,
[14:31] ---
    I have collected the 1 billion spiritual
    energy I need to power my magic.
[14:37] ---
    Watch my Ultimate Control.
[15:07] ---
    "Songhai Department Store"
[15:14] ---
    It took me great endeavors
[15:16] ---
    to collect one billion spiritual energy to
    trigger this world-class Ultimate Control.
[15:21] ---
    Now all human beings worldwide
    are puppets under my control.
[15:26] ---
    It is a shame that
    you are not able to hear
[15:31] ---
    such a genius scheme of mine.
[15:33] ---
    Excuse me.
[15:34] ---
    Who are you?
[15:36] ---
    How did the two of
    you escape my control?
[15:38] ---
    Because your magic formation
    has lost its effect.
[15:42] ---
    How?
[15:43] ---
    That's impossible.
[15:44] ---
    It's such a big formation.
[15:45] ---
    How can you possibly wreck it?
[15:47] ---
    I simply moved the position
    of the key 2 meters forward.
[15:53] ---
    "SUN"
[15:59] ---
    "SUN"
[16:06] ---
    Who the hell are you?
[16:07] ---
    How did you know my plan?
[16:11] ---
    Damn you.
[16:13] ---
    Now I have to do it the violent way.
[16:30] ---
    Thank you for saving me, mini-TV.
[16:31] ---
    Wait.
[16:32] ---
    Something is wrong with the mini-TV.
[16:50] ---
    Wait a minute.
[16:51] ---
    I can't release the Ultimate Control.
[16:54] ---
    It is not the Ultimate Control alone.
[16:57] ---
    It is mixed with demon spirit and
    has taken command of their senses.
[17:00] ---
    These people are not
    common puppets now.
[17:02] ---
    They are...
[17:04] ---
    ...self-moving evil dummies.

E9 - A Train To The Twinkling Stars
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[00:15] ---
    Anyone here who is
    not following this animation?
[00:25] ---
    My handsome young man,
[00:27] ---
    I want to use the restroom.
[00:29] ---
    Can you take me there?
[00:39] ---
    I knew the leader of the
    Shadow Faction is crafty,
[00:42] ---
    but I didn't know you would
    use such a naïve trick.
[00:45] ---
    Save your breath.
[00:46] ---
    After your unsuccessful
    attempt to break out of jail,
[00:48] ---
    we have had an additional
    platoon of security guards
[00:50] ---
    to watch over you around the clock,
[00:52] ---
    and changed your cage to this
    one that insulates your thoughts.
[00:54] ---
    So, I suggest you quit
    trying to seduce me.
[00:57] ---
    It's useless.
[00:59] ---
    When I get out,
    I will erase all of you.
[01:03] ---
    Come on. Here are the keys.
[01:06] ---
    Come get them.
[01:18] ---
    "SUN"
[01:21] ---
    This evil spirit...
[01:23] ---
    It's the Ultimate Control.
[01:28] ---
    God always leaves a way out.
[01:38] ---
    "Adapted from the story of the same
    title by author Ku Xuan from
    Chinese Qidian Website of Yuewen Group"
    "The Daily Life of the Immortal King"
[03:09] ---
    "The Daily Life of the Immortal King
    Season 2"
[03:12] ---
    "Episode Nine:
    A Train To The Twinkling Stars"
[03:23] ---
    If we don't make any noise,
    they will not find us.
[03:28] ---
    These self-moving
    dummies look so dumb.
[03:31] ---
    Their senses are being controlled.
[03:42] ---
    "@Little Rabbit Sun Rong: Fancy running
    into my lovely baby on Songhai Avenue.
    What a naughty girl hiding behind
    a car to stay out of people's sight."
[03:55] ---
    "SUN"
[03:57] ---
    Oh no.
[04:06] ---
    Hurry.
[04:07] ---
    What shall we do?
    There are more and more of them.
[04:10] ---
    Master, resetting their brains
    with your 100% trick of forgetting
[04:13] ---
    will break the curse.
[04:15] ---
    I can't.
[04:16] ---
    There will be a sequela
    of impaired intelligence.
[04:19] ---
    Oh no. It's a dead end ahead.
[04:22] ---
    Hold on.
[04:37] ---
    You are awesome, Brother Wang.
[04:39] ---
    Such a small flying
    sword can carry three people.
[04:43] ---
    Master,
[04:44] ---
    I'm a magic ware, not a flying sword.
[04:52] ---
    We're safe for now.
[04:55] ---
    Thank you, Brother Wang.
[04:56] ---
    What are we going to do now?
[04:58] ---
    First things first, we must
    find a way to break the curse.
[05:02] ---
    But the Ultimate Control is an
    art governed by the law of cause-effect.
[05:05] ---
    We can't release it with normal means.
[05:08] ---
    How come the two of you are not enchanted?
[05:11] ---
    Does it mean I don't have enough charm?
[05:17] ---
    Who is it?
[05:21] ---
    Oh my God.
[05:22] ---
    The dummies are climbing
    up on a human ladder.
[05:29] ---
    I've had enough of it.
[05:31] ---
    Master, I can chop them.
    I've had enough of it.
[05:32] ---
    Wait.
[05:34] ---
    Look over there.
[05:37] ---
    It's Chief Chen.
[05:50] ---
    So fast.
[05:51] ---
    Sister Sun,
[05:54] ---
    I like you.
[05:56] ---
    But I don't like you.
[06:00] ---
    Careful.
[06:01] ---
    He is infected, too.
[06:05] ---
    It's... It's so painful.
[06:08] ---
    Where... Where am I?
[06:09] ---
    What happened?
[06:12] ---
    Chief Chen has come to his senses.
[06:13] ---
    The Ultimate Control has been released.
[06:15] ---
    I got it.
[06:16] ---
    Chief Chen landed on his head.
[06:19] ---
    So, a hard hit on
    the head will do the trick.
[06:21] ---
    No.
[06:23] ---
    The chest.
[06:24] ---
    It's so painful.
[06:26] ---
    That's it.
[06:28] ---
    I turned down Chief Chen
[06:29] ---
    and he came back.
[06:30] ---
    So hurting the heart will
    release the Ultimate Control.
[06:34] ---
    What? You turned me down on what?
[06:38] ---
    Stop climbing.
[06:39] ---
    I don't like any of you.
[06:53] ---
    At last, they are relieved.
[06:55] ---
    But there are so many of them.
[06:57] ---
    How long is Sun Rong going to shout?
[07:00] ---
    Sister Sun's live stream will solve
    the problem if she initiates one.
[07:03] ---
    I'll do it right away.
[07:05] ---
    There is no connection.
[07:11] ---
    Look over there.
[07:12] ---
    Wait a minute. Isn't that...
[07:15] ---
    Jiang Liuying.
[07:17] ---
    The daughter of the Sun family indeed,
[07:19] ---
    finding out how to release
    the Ultimate Control so soon.
[07:23] ---
    Unfortunately, not soon enough.
[07:26] ---
    --What is she saying?
    Can you hear it clearly?
    --I'm out of that damned jail,
[07:29] ---
    and now, this cell tower
    is under my control.
[07:32] ---
    If you want to release
    the Ultimate Control,
[07:35] ---
    --come and surrender yourselves to me.
    --A meteor.
[07:38] ---
    Look above you. It's overhead.
[07:40] ---
    --A meteor.
    --Look out.
[07:42] ---
    --A meteor is crashing down.
    --Look above you.
[07:47] ---
    What the hell?
[08:00] ---
    Where is the meteor from?
[08:02] ---
    An evil dummy crisis.
[08:03] ---
    A meteor smashing the human world.
[08:05] ---
    Is this the doomsday of the human world?
[08:07] ---
    Is she still alive?
[08:20] ---
    Damn it.
[08:22] ---
    Missed again.
[08:26] ---
    The cell tower is destroyed completely.
[08:29] ---
    I can't do the live stream now.
[08:31] ---
    It doesn't matter.
[08:31] ---
    Find another tower
    if this one is destroyed.
[08:34] ---
    No way.
[08:35] ---
    My family is the contractor of this tower.
[08:38] ---
    The next closest tower is
    thousands of kilometers away.
[08:41] ---
    What shall we do now?
[08:42] ---
    There is connection there.
[08:50] ---
    That's right.
[08:52] ---
    Fort Skyloop is the biggest
    communications station in Huaxiu.
[08:54] ---
    We can broadcast to the
    entire human world from there.
[08:57] ---
    But how can we get into space?
[09:00] ---
    Does your family have a rocket?
[09:02] ---
    How can we have something like that?
[09:07] ---
    "Ticket
    One-day Tour to the Fort"
[09:09] ---
    These... are tickets for
    a one-day tour to the Skyloop.
[09:12] ---
    Where did you get them, Wang Ling?
[09:15] ---
    What's more,
    the organizer of this assembly
[09:17] ---
    has prepared handsome
    prizes for the viewers.
[09:20] ---
    The first prize is the ticket
    for a ride to Fort Skyloop.
[09:24] ---
    So, be interactive.
[09:29] ---
    Can your little wooden sword hold up?
[09:34] ---
    You must hold on.
[09:35] ---
    We'll be overwhelmed
    by the dummies if we fall.
[09:38] ---
    Master,
[09:39] ---
    I'm bearing a burden too heavy for my age.
[09:43] ---
    Two packs of crispy noodle
    if you make it through.
[10:01] ---
    Why are the evil dummies
    catching up so quickly?
[10:03] ---
    Wang Ling,
[10:05] ---
    I remember there are only
    two tickets for the first prize.
[10:08] ---
    What do you mean, Chief Chen?
[10:11] ---
    Sister Sun,
[10:13] ---
    only two people can get on
    the train to the space station.
[10:16] ---
    You go with Brother Wang.
[10:19] ---
    --But...
    --Wang Ling,
[10:21] ---
    go save the world with Sun Rong.
[10:23] ---
    It is an order of the Class Chief.
[10:25] ---
    But you will be overwhelmed
    by the evil dummies.
[10:30] ---
    Mere 100 thousand dummies.
    Nothing to fear.
[10:33] ---
    Roger that.
[10:39] ---
    Xiaoyu!
[11:31] ---
    After you are connected to
    the ethernet of Fort Skyloop,
[11:33] ---
    you will be able
    to broadcast to all Huaxiu.
[11:35] ---
    Right. I'm just wondering
    if they'll remember me
[11:39] ---
    after they are relieved.
[11:45] ---
    Wait a minute.
[11:47] ---
    This atmosphere...
[11:48] ---
    The way he is talking...
[11:50] ---
    Is he going to...
[11:51] ---
    Sun Rong.
[11:53] ---
    Yes.
[11:54] ---
    There is something
[11:56] ---
    I've been hesitating to say.
[11:58] ---
    Don't hesitate, Brother Wang.
[12:00] ---
    It's doomsday anyway.
[12:03] ---
    I suggest you get yourself prepared.
[12:08] ---
    Say it, Brother Wang.
[12:11] ---
    On our way here,
[12:14] ---
    did you notice
[12:16] ---
    that there wasn't anyone
    to check our tickets.
[12:22] ---
    What do you mean?
[12:25] ---
    I mean Chen Chao and Xiaoyu
[12:27] ---
    could have got aboard and come along.
[12:30] ---
    The next stop is the terminal station,
[12:34] ---
    Fort Skyloop.
[12:35] ---
    Please take your personal
    belongings and be ready to get off.
[12:41] ---
    It seems that Wang Ling
    and Sun Rong have made it.
[12:43] ---
    Right.
[12:45] ---
    I didn't expect that the evil dummies
    didn't pay any attention to us.
[12:48] ---
    They just ignored us
[12:50] ---
    and went after Sister Sun.
[12:52] ---
    Exactly.
[12:54] ---
    They are only interested in Sun Rong.
[12:58] ---
    "Connected"
[13:00] ---
    Ready.
[13:02] ---
    I'm going, Brother Wang.
[13:24] ---
    "SWORD"
[13:27] ---
    "Sun Rong sent an invitation
    to join her live stream."
    "Join"
[13:29] ---
    "Songhai Department Store"
[13:30] ---
    Hello, everyone.
[13:31] ---
    I'm from Class Elite
    of Songhai Faction 60.
[13:33] ---
    I'm Sun Rong.
[13:34] ---
    I appreciate your fondness of me.
[13:37] ---
    I was born as the daughter of
    the Flower Fruit Water Curtain Group,
[13:39] ---
    and grew up under the
    tender care of my family.
[13:43] ---
    As a little girl, I thought
    that being loved by everyone
[13:44] ---
    is not something unusual.
[13:47] ---
    It was not until I entered
    Faction 60 to study cultivation
[13:49] ---
    when I found that I was not
    the center of the world,
[13:53] ---
    and that I was not a perfect daughter.
[13:56] ---
    Therefore, I worked hard to improve myself
[14:00] ---
    until my family went bankrupt.
[14:02] ---
    I felt so depressed
    like I had never felt before.
[14:06] ---
    I suddenly found
[14:07] ---
    that the things I had taken for
    granted, like the air we breathe,
[14:11] ---
    are in fact so valuable.
[14:13] ---
    Since then, I've been thinking
[14:15] ---
    it might have been because I was
    the daughter of a wealthy family
[14:17] ---
    that people wanted to gather around me.
[14:21] ---
    As a result,
[14:22] ---
    I wanted to be loved by more people.
[14:25] ---
    With that intention on my mind,
[14:27] ---
    I took part in this
    Spiritual Sword Art Assembly.
[14:30] ---
    However, for unreasonable reasons,
[14:32] ---
    I did get the love of the whole world.
[14:36] ---
    In the meantime,
[14:37] ---
    I came to understand one thing:
[14:40] ---
    I have been wrong.
[14:41] ---
    I do not need the love of the whole world.
[14:44] ---
    I'm sorry, everyone.
[14:46] ---
    I only need the love of one man.
[14:48] ---
    That's enough for me.
[15:01] ---
    "Songhai Department Store"
[15:14] ---
    Brother Wang,
[15:16] ---
    I just turned down the whole world.
[15:23] ---
    Looks like Sister Sun has done it.
[15:25] ---
    Wait a minute.
[15:26] ---
    What's that?
[15:29] ---
    Oh no. A giant rock
    20 kilometers in diameter
[15:31] ---
    is coming toward the human world
    at extremely high speed.
[15:34] ---
    Is the mass extinction of
    species going to happen again?
[15:42] ---
    This time I'm on it personally.
[15:44] ---
    I will not miss it again.
[15:50] ---
    While I die, I will drag
    the human world along with me.
[15:59] ---
    Brother Wang.
[16:00] ---
    Don't worry.
[16:50] ---
    "Little Raccoon"

E10 - Extra: The Director Is Not Home Today
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[00:15] ---
    Anyone here who is
    not following this animation?
[00:24] ---
    Dear fellow practitioners from
    Class Elite of Faction 60,
[00:26] ---
    welcome to visit my company.
[00:28] ---
    I'm the general manager of Bp Animation.
[00:31] ---
    With over 80 employees,
[00:33] ---
    we are one of the biggest
    animation companies in Huaxiu.
[00:37] ---
    We cover key animation, art, 3D,
    action, photographing, and everything.
[00:42] ---
    Mr. Surprise of Huaxiu, High Above,
    My Unbelievable Magic Ware.
[00:44] ---
    "Down Below" "My Unbelievable Magic Ware"
    Mr. Surprise of Huaxiu, High Above,
    My Unbelievable Magic Ware.
[00:46] ---
    "Down Below" "My Unbelievable Magic Ware"
    
    Were they all produced by your company?
[00:47] ---
    Those are our early projects.
[00:50] ---
    We are now participating
    in the production of
[00:51] ---
    Time Is Like A Sharp Knife and
    The Adventure Of The Crown Prince.
[00:55] ---
    Will we have the opportunity
    to practice cultivation here?
[00:57] ---
    Of course.
[00:59] ---
    The company has institutes
    in many places across Huaxiu.
[01:02] ---
    You can have a complimentary experience
    of the art of liver bursting there.
[01:05] ---
    If you have passion for animation,
    you are welcome to join us at any time.
[01:10] ---
    All right, here we are.
[01:14] ---
    Welcome to Bp Animation.
[01:19] ---
    The storyboard is such a scribble.
[01:20] ---
    I just can't recognize it.
[01:21] ---
    Where is the director?
[01:24] ---
    It's been 49 days,
[01:25] ---
    and you haven't submitted your materials.
[01:32] ---
    Is this the place
[01:34] ---
    where an animation is made?
[01:43] ---
    "Adapted from the story of the same
    title by author Ku Xuan from
    Chinese Qidian Website of Yuewen Group"
    "The Daily Life of the Immortal King"
[03:13] ---
    "The Daily Life of the Immortal King
    Season 2"
[03:16] ---
    "Episode Ten:
    Extra: The Director Is Not Home Today"
[03:22] ---
    Sorry, the party you
    are calling is in retreat.
[03:26] ---
    --Please dial again one cycle later.
    --Damn it.
[03:29] ---
    Let me introduce
    the producer of the company.
[03:33] ---
    A project needs the
    collaboration of different sections.
[03:36] ---
    Therefore, we need a producer
    to coordinate their timetable and staff.
[03:39] ---
    Perfect timing, boss.
[03:42] ---
    She is the producer of the company.
[03:43] ---
    She has very strong capabilities
[03:45] ---
    and is one of the key
    employees of the company.
[03:48] ---
    Mr. Tang, the producer seems
    to have something to say.
[03:53] ---
    What is it?
[03:56] ---
    Well... Mr. Tang,
    the director has run away.
[04:01] ---
    What?
[04:04] ---
    It's going to go online very soon,
[04:06] ---
    and you are telling me
    the director has run away.
[04:09] ---
    He was drawing the storyboard in retreat.
[04:11] ---
    Somehow, he seemed to be bewitched.
[04:14] ---
    He rushed out of his room.
    God knows where he is now.
[04:20] ---
    What are you waiting for? Go find him.
[04:23] ---
    But someone has got to take
    care of the production site.
[04:34] ---
    My fellow practitioners,
[04:36] ---
    now that this is your practice trip,
[04:38] ---
    I'll give you a chance to experience
    how it feels to be a director.
[04:43] ---
    Are you serious, Mr. Tang?
[04:45] ---
    Mr. Tang, don't mess around like that.
[04:49] ---
    Don't worry.
[04:50] ---
    Most work of the early phases
    has been completed anyway.
[04:53] ---
    The only job left to the
    producer is content review.
[04:56] ---
    Think twice, Mr. Tang.
[05:00] ---
    Attention, all sections.
[05:01] ---
    As the old saying goes,
[05:02] ---
    viewers are our best directors.
[05:05] ---
    Our director is not home today,
[05:07] ---
    but we have our fellow practitioners
    from Faction 60 visiting our company.
[05:10] ---
    Now let's invite these
    Class Elite practitioners
[05:13] ---
    to take over the
    director's job, temporarily.
[05:16] ---
    I hope you'll follow their directions.
[05:19] ---
    Am I too late to resign?
[05:22] ---
    "Key Animation"
[05:23] ---
    "Key Animation"
    First, let me show you
    the key animation section.
[05:26] ---
    One season of an animation
    consists of a dozen episodes.
[05:28] ---
    It is not possible for the
    director to attend to every detail.
[05:31] ---
    We therefore need a conductor
    to oversee each episode.
[05:34] ---
    Simply put, a conductor can be seen
    as the director of each episode.
[05:39] ---
    After meeting with the director,
[05:40] ---
    the conductor will allocate the cuts
[05:42] ---
    to key animators who are good at drawing.
[05:44] ---
    This is terrific.
[05:47] ---
    It's cool.
[05:49] ---
    Did you draw all of these?
[05:51] ---
    That's what a key animator does.
[05:53] ---
    Are you satisfied, acting directors?
[05:55] ---
    Not bad,
[05:57] ---
    but there is a minor problem.
[05:59] ---
    I wonder if I can say it.
[06:01] ---
    Shoot.
[06:04] ---
    There seems to be some frame loss,
[06:05] ---
    and the sketches are kind of scribbled.
[06:07] ---
    It doesn't look like the
    animation I watch every day.
[06:11] ---
    I am the initial animator.
[06:12] ---
    The sketches I make will be
    modified by the conductor.
[06:14] ---
    Then, the 2nd animator will develop
    these sketches into line drawings.
[06:16] ---
    After that, there is the animation
    supervisor to modify them,
[06:18] ---
    and assistants to make
    the in-between pictures.
[06:20] ---
    It takes so many people
    to complete one picture.
[06:22] ---
    Who will be taken responsible
    if the picture is ruined?
[06:24] ---
    We have limited manpower.
[06:27] ---
    Films for theaters have developed
    to 120 frames per seconds.
[06:30] ---
    How come animations
    have lower and lower frame rate?
[06:32] ---
    I remember that
    Disney animations are all 24fps,
[06:36] ---
    but other animations are only 8fps.
[06:38] ---
    Films are shot,
[06:40] ---
    while animations are drawn.
[06:41] ---
    You can't require an animator to do that.
[06:44] ---
    Shut up!
[06:46] ---
    You want to see
    24fps animations, don't you?
[06:48] ---
    Biblibablibo.
[06:50] ---
    Of all martial arts,
    speed beats everything.
[06:57] ---
    This is...
[06:59] ---
    The art of liver bursting.
[07:01] ---
    That's right. You know quite a lot.
[07:04] ---
    The animator enlightened his pen
[07:06] ---
    allowing the digital pen
    to draw by itself.
[07:08] ---
    It's a skill only someone of the
    golden pill phase can master.
[07:11] ---
    Why don't they draw
    like this all the time?
[07:14] ---
    Because this skill
    hurts your liver so much
[07:17] ---
    that you'll end up in the
    ICU if you use it too often.
[07:24] ---
    Come.
[07:25] ---
    I've made this cut into 24fps.
[07:29] ---
    Oh my god.
[07:30] ---
    Is this the long-lost
    full frame animation?
[07:33] ---
    It plays so smoothly.
[07:36] ---
    Acting director,
    are you satisfied now?
[07:40] ---
    Probably because
    I've played so many 3A games,
[07:43] ---
    I still feel the frame rate is a bit low.
[07:46] ---
    Can you make it 60fps?
[08:05] ---
    What shall we do, Mr. Tang?
[08:06] ---
    Another key animator is down.
[08:11] ---
    It seems that 60fps
    animations do not exist.
[08:14] ---
    You want to see 60fps animations?
[08:19] ---
    This is the photographing section.
[08:22] ---
    After receiving the backgrounds
    and the key animations you just saw,
[08:22] ---
    "Open " "Abort"
    After receiving the backgrounds
    and the key animations you just saw,
[08:23] ---
    After receiving the backgrounds
    and the key animations you just saw,
[08:25] ---
    photographing uses post-composite
    software to combine them
[08:28] ---
    and make the pictures move.
[08:30] ---
    Special effects like blur
    or fireworks-like water surface
[08:33] ---
    are also post-composite's job.
[08:35] ---
    Photographing and composite cannot be done
    until all other materials are finished.
[08:40] ---
    Normally, photographers
    are in a state of dormancy.
[08:42] ---
    When the time to go online comes close,
[08:44] ---
    the producer will wake them up.
[08:48] ---
    All right. Come on.
[08:50] ---
    It's time to witness the miracle.
[08:59] ---
    Is this some kind of magic?
[09:02] ---
    No.
[09:02] ---
    This is an AI complement frame plug-in.
[09:05] ---
    60fps is a small case.
[09:07] ---
    I can create 120fps,
    even 1,200fps if you want.
[09:11] ---
    Then why do they go to great pains
    to draw the pictures by hand?
[09:16] ---
    That's because AI has problems like this,
[09:19] ---
    only that at such a high frame rate,
    nobody notices it.
[09:23] ---
    Are you satisfied now,
    frame rate detective?
[09:30] ---
    I think animations made by
    a computer don't have souls in them.
[09:41] ---
    You do it if you can.
[09:42] ---
    Come on. Come into my body
    and make animations with souls.
[09:47] ---
    You do it if you can.
[09:48] ---
    --Come on. Come into my body
    and make animations with souls.
    --Do you feel it, master?
[09:52] ---
    "Scene"
[09:52] ---
    "Scene"
    Next, I'll show you our art section.
[09:57] ---
    Is this the great man in his infancy?
[09:59] ---
    The art section's job
    is not just drawing the scenes.
[10:02] ---
    It determines the artistic
    style of a production.
[10:04] ---
    For example, a scene about vigorous
    youth is best depicted by a golden dusk,
[10:09] ---
    while sad stories are usually
    set in a gloomy rainy day.
[10:12] ---
    Coming up with convincing scenes
[10:14] ---
    requires accumulation of numerous
    materials and long-time experience.
[10:19] ---
    If you have any comments on art, please...
[10:21] ---
    I beg you, Mr. Tang.
[10:23] ---
    No more comments.
[10:26] ---
    Mr. Zhu has been exhausting
    his liver for over half a year.
[10:28] ---
    He can't hold on much longer
    no matter what a high status he has.
[10:32] ---
    All right. I appreciate
    your hard work, Mr. Zhu.
[10:35] ---
    When this episode is completed,
    go back to your hometown to get married.
[10:58] ---
    --Mr. Zhu.
    --I didn't mean to do it.
[11:09] ---
    What is it, Brother Wang?
[11:12] ---
    Master, the total value of the world's
    spiritual force is dropping rapidly.
[11:18] ---
    There is nothing I can do now.
[11:22] ---
    We've lost so many hands.
[11:24] ---
    This episode will never be done.
[11:28] ---
    Don't give up, producer.
[11:31] ---
    You need more hands, and you have us.
[11:35] ---
    You?
[11:36] ---
    That's right.
[11:38] ---
    We've been learning quickly when
    we were touring around your company.
[11:41] ---
    We have full knowledge
    of the production process now.
[11:44] ---
    But it takes at least 30 years' endeavors
    to make a qualified key animator.
[11:49] ---
    Miss Wong, don't forget,
[11:52] ---
    when our company started,
    we were exactly like what they are.
[11:55] ---
    We grew from green hands that didn't
    know anything to what we are now.
[11:59] ---
    Bravo. Good for you.
[12:00] ---
    Look at the sincerity
    and enthusiasm in their eyes.
[12:03] ---
    That's the passion for animation.
[12:06] ---
    We must have belief in these youngsters.
[12:07] ---
    They are the future of Huaxiu.
[12:20] ---
    On your desk, you should have
    your part of the storyboard.
[12:23] ---
    Draw your picture as
    described in the storyboard.
[12:28] ---
    What's this?
[12:29] ---
    Sometimes the director is busy,
[12:31] ---
    so the storyboard he made
    might be kind of scribbled.
[12:34] ---
    Needs key animator's
    improvision for 30 seconds.
[12:37] ---
    What the hell is this?
[12:38] ---
    Some directors are not good
    at drawing action scenes,
[12:40] ---
    so they will ask the key animators
    who are good at it to improvise.
[12:44] ---
    Oh my God. It's so difficult.
[12:47] ---
    All I need to do is trace
    the original picture.
[12:50] ---
    Why is it still so difficult?
[12:54] ---
    Of course it is.
[12:56] ---
    Beginners are required to practice drawing
    solid lines in their first 3 months,
[12:59] ---
    countless circles and straight lines,
[13:00] ---
    until they can draw proper lines
    without any zigzags.
[13:04] ---
    I don't have a talent for drawing.
[13:14] ---
    My pen is moving by itself.
[13:19] ---
    Whatever I have in my mind,
[13:20] ---
    my pen draws it by itself.
[13:22] ---
    This is...
[13:23] ---
    The art of liver bursting?
[13:25] ---
    No, I previewed the art of
    enlightenment for the next semester.
[13:29] ---
    No worries about my hand trembling.
[13:30] ---
    You are a genius, Brother Wang.
[13:32] ---
    "Key Animation"
[13:40] ---
    Here are the key animations, Supervisor.
[13:41] ---
    Please modify them.
[13:44] ---
    Producer, why must the supervisor
    modify the key animations?
[13:48] ---
    Different animators draw
    the same face with slight differences.
[13:51] ---
    In the best cases, the supervisor
    just modifies the outline of the face
[13:54] ---
    to unify the style.
[13:56] ---
    But key animators nowadays
    are not all that good.
[13:59] ---
    In that case, the supervisor
    will have to modify the head and hands,
[14:01] ---
    sometimes even the whole picture.
[14:04] ---
    If the key animation is worse than that,
[14:08] ---
    the supervisor will give his comments
    and ask the animator to redraw it.
[14:12] ---
    No way.
[14:13] ---
    It takes so long to draw a picture.
[14:16] ---
    It's going to take forever to redraw it.
[14:23] ---
    I don't believe it.
[14:25] ---
    I won't allow such twisted
    things to exist in my computer.
[14:27] ---
    "twisted"
    I won't allow such twisted
    things to exist in my computer.
[14:29] ---
    "twisted things"
[14:34] ---
    It's so difficult to make an animation.
[14:38] ---
    There's really nothing I can do now.
[14:53] ---
    What shall we do, master?
[14:55] ---
    The total value of the world's
    spiritual force is coming to 0.
[14:57] ---
    The dimensions are going to collapse.
[15:02] ---
    The world is destroyed again.
[15:20] ---
    Producer, where is the director?
[15:48] ---
    They are working so hard.
[15:51] ---
    Are you ready, master?
[15:53] ---
    The battle is about to begin.
[15:57] ---
    When are you going
    to finish the storyboard, director?
[16:00] ---
    In a minute.
[16:15] ---
    The director is back.
[16:19] ---
    Conductor, how are
    the key animations going?
[16:22] ---
    How many scene cuts are not done yet?
[16:23] ---
    Move the lips 2 frames
    backward in this cut.
[16:27] ---
    He's so professional.
[16:29] ---
    This is a genuine director.
[17:08] ---
    Thank you all
    for creating this beautiful world.

E11 - The Coming
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[00:15] ---
    Anyone here who is not
    following this animation?
[00:24] ---
    Richman, what... what are you doing?
[00:28] ---
    I understand it now, finally.
[00:32] ---
    Our real enemy is not
    the Sun's descendants.
[00:35] ---
    It's that sidekick.
[00:37] ---
    He is the real wolf
    pretending to be a dog.
[00:41] ---
    But you can't destroy
    the human world like that.
[00:44] ---
    We must conquer it.
[00:45] ---
    My counsellor, let him go.
[00:49] ---
    Well...
[00:52] ---
    Yes, Your Majesty.
[00:54] ---
    Thank you...
[00:57] ---
    ...Your Majesty.
[01:02] ---
    This time I'm on it personally.
[01:05] ---
    I will not miss it again.
[01:10] ---
    While I die, I will drag the
    human world along with me.
[01:37] ---
    "Songhai Department Store"
[01:52] ---
    "Little Raccoon"
[02:05] ---
    Richman.
[02:07] ---
    My counsellor,
    light the dimensional lamps.
[02:11] ---
    Yes, Your Majesty.
[02:22] ---
    Brother Wang,
[02:23] ---
    it's not easy to come
    up to Fort Skyloop.
[02:26] ---
    Why don't we hang around here
    for a while before we go back?
[02:34] ---
    Let's go, Brother Wang.
[02:40] ---
    I have a strange feeling.
[02:42] ---
    What happened to us?
[02:44] ---
    We've...
[02:46] ---
    ...become three-dimensional.
[02:47] ---
    Wait a minute.
[02:48] ---
    It is still normal outside the window.
[03:00] ---
    "Adapted from the story of the same
    title by author Ku Xuan from
    Chinese Qidian Website of Yuewen Group"
    "The Daily Life of the Immortal King"
[04:31] ---
    "The Daily Life of the Immortal King
    Season 2"
[04:34] ---
    "Episode Eleven: The Coming"
[04:43] ---
    Why didn't you set up a spiritual
    formation and have this meeting online?
[04:46] ---
    I was practicing cultivation
    hard in my retreat.
[04:48] ---
    I almost got bewitched breaking
    out of retreat all of a sudden.
[04:52] ---
    It must have been the interferences
    from the meteor shower
[04:54] ---
    that cut communications
    from Fort Skyloop.
[04:57] ---
    It's such a critical moment
    and you only think of you retreat.
[04:59] ---
    The demons are rushing
    to the human world.
[05:03] ---
    Send the Seven-Star Squad.
[05:05] ---
    What does the Department
    of Cultivation feed you for?
[05:08] ---
    Most of the squad members
    are busy evacuating citizens.
[05:11] ---
    They can't launch an
    effective counter strike for now.
[05:14] ---
    Are we just going to
    sit here, to be beaten?
[05:17] ---
    I've got a plan, but--
[05:18] ---
    Say it.
[05:22] ---
    The spatial crack through which
    the demons invade us this time
[05:24] ---
    is right above Faction 60.
[05:27] ---
    And on the schoolyard is a
    doom breaking formation I set up.
[05:30] ---
    Three months ago in this formation,
    a cultivation practitioner
[05:33] ---
    initiated unbelievable
    thunder strikes.
[05:35] ---
    Do you mean
[05:36] ---
    if we find a powerful
    cultivation practitioner
[05:38] ---
    and put him in the formation
    to function as a battery,
[05:40] ---
    we'll be able to initiate
    thunders and kill the demons?
[05:43] ---
    That's right.
[05:44] ---
    This plan requires
    massive spiritual energy.
[05:47] ---
    However, we've lost contact
    with world's No. 1 practitioner
[05:48] ---
    "World's No. 1 Practitioner"
    However, we've lost contact
    with world's No. 1 practitioner
[05:49] ---
    "World's No. 1 Practitioner"
    
    who has excessive spiritual energy.
[05:51] ---
    "World's No. 1 Practitioner"
    What do we need that coward for?
    He never shows up.
[05:54] ---
    You want spiritual energy,
[05:56] ---
    and I have it.
[05:59] ---
    But your status is not high
    enough to be world's No. 1.
[06:01] ---
    Shut up!
[06:02] ---
    I'll show it to you
[06:04] ---
    that I am as good as
    this No. 1 practitioner.
[06:15] ---
    Go, Ocean.
[06:24] ---
    Ocean has completed a loop.
[06:27] ---
    That means
[06:28] ---
    we cannot get out of this
    passage, forward or backward.
[06:31] ---
    Let's try the sides.
[06:32] ---
    Sides?
[06:35] ---
    I'll break through the wall.
[06:37] ---
    But it's outer space outside the wall.
[06:39] ---
    Don't worry.
[06:41] ---
    The Guardian Light will protect you.
[06:53] ---
    Great. There's a passage next door.
[06:56] ---
    Wait a minute.
    There's somebody over there.
[07:00] ---
    This is... This is impossible.
[07:03] ---
    What is going on?
[07:05] ---
    We are trapped in a spatial cycle.
[07:08] ---
    What are we going to do?
[07:09] ---
    Jingke could break the
    dimensional wall if he were here.
[07:15] ---
    Master, why did you throw me so far?
[07:20] ---
    My counsellor's
    dimensional seal is a wonder.
[07:23] ---
    It traps our greatest threat
    from the human world
[07:26] ---
    with just 3,090 dimensional lamps.
[07:30] ---
    My noble Emperor of Demons, Sire,
[07:33] ---
    Apart from dimensional
    spiritual treasures,
[07:36] ---
    nothing can break my
    three-dimensional seal.
[07:41] ---
    But 30 of the lamps were
    knocked over accidentally.
[07:46] ---
    The remaining 3,060 lamps cannot power
    the formation to its full function.
[07:52] ---
    Just a few lamps.
[07:54] ---
    No hurt will be done.
[07:56] ---
    How is the battle going
    on in the human world?
[08:27] ---
    Master Zhuo,
[08:28] ---
    you have successfully
    attracted the demons' hatred.
[08:31] ---
    Have the civilians
    been evacuated?
[08:33] ---
    Almost.
[08:35] ---
    And the doom breaking formation?
[08:36] ---
    Is it ready?
[08:37] ---
    Construction will be completed soon.
    We just need to wait...
[08:41] ---
    Hello? A-34. Hello?
[08:44] ---
    A huge portal formation has
    just appeared above Songhai.
[08:46] ---
    Thousands of demons are rushing
    in through this spatial crack.
[08:49] ---
    At the moment, the Seven-Star Squad
    is fighting the demons in the urban area.
[08:53] ---
    All citizens, please follow
    the Squad's instructions
[08:54] ---
    and evacuate the central area.
[08:57] ---
    We must go now, darling.
[09:00] ---
    Lingling. Where is Lingling?
[09:03] ---
    You're not supposed
    to worry about him.
[09:06] ---
    Sounds right.
[09:10] ---
    Back to where we started.
[09:13] ---
    Brother Wang,
[09:15] ---
    are we going to be trapped
    here for the rest of our life?
[09:17] ---
    Moreover,
[09:19] ---
    even if we were able to get out of here,
[09:20] ---
    the human world would
    have been destroyed.
[09:24] ---
    I got it.
[09:26] ---
    You got what?
[09:27] ---
    "Setup"
    "Visual | Interface | Audio | Operation"
    I've pulled up the control panel.
[09:30] ---
    Control panel. What is it?
[09:33] ---
    Edit.
[09:34] ---
    Polygon.
[09:49] ---
    Brother Wang,
    we are high modulus now,
[09:52] ---
    and our actions are smooth like silk.
[09:57] ---
    I‘ve adjusted to
    highest picture quality
[09:59] ---
    and removed the limit on frame rate.
[10:02] ---
    Wait.
[10:05] ---
    What is happening now down there?
[10:16] ---
    You foolish humans. You are surrounded.
[10:19] ---
    Put down your weapons
    and surrender to me.
[10:22] ---
    Surrounded?
[10:25] ---
    Don't you see you are
    the ones that are surrounded?
[10:40] ---
    Thunders biblibablibo. Go!
[10:52] ---
    These are doom breaking
    thunders of the highest level.
[10:55] ---
    They are catastrophic to you demons.
[11:06] ---
    Attention, Seven-Star Squad.
[11:08] ---
    Protect the great master.
[11:09] ---
    Yes.
[11:14] ---
    "IMMORTAL"
[11:16] ---
    One of the great masters
    is taking action.
[11:17] ---
    We will win soon.
[11:19] ---
    Something is not right.
[11:20] ---
    Brother Wang,
[11:21] ---
    how can we possibly lose
    with the thunders to our aid?
[11:24] ---
    They erected the flag.
[11:28] ---
    It's getting interesting.
[11:42] ---
    What the...
[13:17] ---
    Finished. All finished
[13:20] ---
    The world... is destroyed.
[13:23] ---
    Wait. It can still be saved.
[13:27] ---
    Brother Wang,
[13:29] ---
    we have tried it many times.
[13:30] ---
    We can't get out of here by lift.
[13:32] ---
    The lift is not the point.
[13:36] ---
    Brother Wang,
[13:37] ---
    what do you take off the mirror for?
[13:42] ---
    This seal is like a
    3D game in principle.
[13:45] ---
    The world as we see it
    is rendered in real time.
[13:50] ---
    I see. No wonder it stuttered.
[13:53] ---
    There was some frame loss.
[13:57] ---
    I got it.
[13:58] ---
    If we overload the graphics card,
[14:00] ---
    the seal will crumble.
[14:02] ---
    That's right.
[14:03] ---
    What crashes rendering
    most effectively is...
[14:06] ---
    ...a mirror.
[14:11] ---
    What... What is going on?
[14:13] ---
    It's working, Brother Wang.
[14:15] ---
    Frame loss is becoming
    more and more apparent.
[14:18] ---
    Sun Rong, call out your Ocean.
[14:26] ---
    Now I see it.
[14:28] ---
    Brother Wang wants to utilize
    Ocean's particle effect.
[14:32] ---
    Damn it.
[14:33] ---
    Air cooling is not sufficient.
[14:36] ---
    Ray tracing...
[14:38] ---
    ...on.
[14:43] ---
    What the...
[14:45] ---
    This is impossible.
[14:48] ---
    My 3060!
[14:54] ---
    We did it, Brother Wang.
[14:56] ---
    The spatial seal is removed.
[14:58] ---
    Sun Rong, wait here.
[15:00] ---
    I'm going to save the world.
[15:03] ---
    If you go back now,
    your identity will be revealed.
[15:07] ---
    I don't care.
[15:09] ---
    It's showdown time.
[15:50] ---
    Master.
[15:52] ---
    My master is back.
[15:56] ---
    The battle in Songhai
    took a sharp turn.
[15:58] ---
    The demon carrier
    that had just landed
[15:59] ---
    was sunk by a
    mysterious practitioner.
[16:03] ---
    Who is he?
[16:26] ---
    Breaking news.
[16:27] ---
    The mysterious practitioner who
    had just sunk the demon carrier
[16:29] ---
    was taken away by a butterfly girl.
[16:31] ---
    Master. Where has he gone?

E12 - The Observer Beyond Time And Space
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[00:15] ---
    Anyone here who is
    not following this animation?
[00:23] ---
    "Adapted from the story of the same
    title by author Ku Xuan from
    Chinese Qidian Website of Yuewen Group"
    "The Daily Life of the Immortal King"
[00:33] ---
    Don't hold your breath. Breathe deeply.
[00:35] ---
    Feel the flow of spiritual
    force in your body.
[00:37] ---
    Imagine the force from your
    extremities gradually coming together,
[00:40] ---
    flowing through your limbs to your back,
[00:42] ---
    and finally converging
    on your shoulder blades.
[00:47] ---
    Right. That's good.
[01:00] ---
    It doesn't matter. You are almost there.
[01:02] ---
    Daddy, am I really one
    of the butterfly race?
[01:06] ---
    Why do you ask?
[01:08] ---
    My friends were able to fly long ago,
[01:11] ---
    but I don't even have wings.
[01:18] ---
    When I was a child, I was just like you.
[01:20] ---
    I didn't stretch my wings
    until I was 10 years old.
[01:23] ---
    One day, you grandfather threw
    me down to the butterfly valley.
[01:26] ---
    Then I learned how to fly.
[01:29] ---
    Why did grandfather do that?
[01:31] ---
    The wings of our butterfly race
[01:33] ---
    have a rare magic power
    of transmission through space
[01:36] ---
    that other demon races
    have always coveted.
[01:39] ---
    If we weren't able to escape on our wings
[01:41] ---
    and fell into the hands of an
    alien race, we would suffer
[01:43] ---
    much more miseries
    than falling off a cliff.
[01:48] ---
    Are the demons going
    to get us here, Daddy?
[01:53] ---
    Don't worry. Daddy is here.
[02:13] ---
    What are those, Daddy?
[02:23] ---
    Run!
[02:27] ---
    Daddy!
[02:31] ---
    "Episode Twelve:
    The Observer Beyond Time And Space"
[02:56] ---
    I ended up in the human world,
[02:58] ---
    and was brought up
    by my sword spirit sister.
[03:02] ---
    That is how our butterfly race was
    conquered by the Demon Emperor.
[03:05] ---
    To the butterfly race,
    it was the end of the world.
[03:09] ---
    But to the demon race,
[03:11] ---
    it was routine.
[03:13] ---
    The demon race follows only
    one principle: power means all.
[03:16] ---
    A powerful race conquers a weak race,
[03:19] ---
    takes their spiritual energy,
[03:21] ---
    becomes more powerful
[03:23] ---
    to conquer more other races.
[03:25] ---
    Didn't you fight back?
[03:27] ---
    Fight back?
[03:29] ---
    Brother Wang, you are
    not kidding me, are you?
[03:32] ---
    In all these years,
[03:34] ---
    the Demon Emperor has conquered
    tens of thousands of races.
[03:37] ---
    All he needs to do now
    is sit on his throne,
[03:39] ---
    and his soldiers will bring him the races
    they have conquered, endlessly.
[03:44] ---
    The demon race is an invulnerable myth.
[03:47] ---
    That is what you human race
    is faced with now.
[03:50] ---
    We smashed a demon
    invasion ten years ago.
[03:56] ---
    Forget it. You'll meet
    the Demon Emperor soon.
[04:00] ---
    Then you'll understand everything.
[04:01] ---
    The Demon Emperor?
[04:16] ---
    The food you are delivering
    will be overdue soon.
[04:19] ---
    "Little Raccoon"
[04:22] ---
    Master, where are you?
[04:36] ---
    "Fort Skyloop Emergency Broadcast"
    "ENTER"
[04:37] ---
    "Fort Skyloop | Add to Favorites"
    "40K Watching"
    "Comments" "Host"
[04:38] ---
    "Fort Skyloop | Add to Favorites"
    "40K Watching"
    "Comments" "Host"
    Dear fellow human practitioners,
[04:39] ---
    I'm a senior student from Songhai
    Faction 60. My name is Sun Rong.
[04:42] ---
    We are now at a crucial moment
    of life or death of our world.
[04:46] ---
    "Songhai Department Store"
[04:46] ---
    "Songhai Department Store"
    The demon race launched
    a long-premeditated invasion.
[04:50] ---
    They may think that crushing
    the Seven-Star Squad's defense
[04:52] ---
    will also crush our courage.
[04:55] ---
    However, they forget about one fact.
[04:58] ---
    Every one of us,
[05:01] ---
    wherever he is,
[05:03] ---
    whatever his social status,
[05:05] ---
    whether he is a young student at school,
[05:08] ---
    or an elder having practiced
    cultivation for years,
[05:10] ---
    we are all cultivation practitioners.
[05:14] ---
    This is a nation where all citizens
    practice scientific cultivation.
[05:18] ---
    The long peacetime
[05:19] ---
    has blunted our instinct for combat.
[05:22] ---
    We have practiced cultivation
    for so many years,
[05:24] ---
    we have broken through
    to higher and higher phases,
[05:25] ---
    for the purpose of fighting
    the enemy and protecting ourselves.
[05:28] ---
    We have all received compulsory
    education on cultivation.
[05:31] ---
    We are all of the
    foundation phase or higher.
[05:34] ---
    Facing the enemy,
[05:36] ---
    we'll prove that the human race
    has the ability to protect its homeland.
[05:39] ---
    If our cities are taken by the enemy,
[05:42] ---
    we will fight in the streets;
[05:45] ---
    we will fight in the fields;
[05:47] ---
    we will fight in the forests;
[05:49] ---
    we will fight in the sky.
[05:52] ---
    We will fight at all costs.
[05:55] ---
    The human race will never surrender.
[05:58] ---
    The nation of Huaxiu requires every
    practitioner to fulfill his obligation
[06:01] ---
    until all the invaders are driven out.
[06:04] ---
    We
[06:06] ---
    will fight to the last minute.
[06:13] ---
    Charge!
[06:19] ---
    What an excellent speech.
[06:21] ---
    A descendent of the Sun family indeed.
[06:24] ---
    However, it is just the meaningless
    dying kicks of an insignificant race.
[06:33] ---
    Oh no, Miss Sun.
[06:35] ---
    We are surrounded.
[06:37] ---
    With my infinite soldiers coming,
[06:39] ---
    let's see how long
    it'll take before you are exhausted.
[06:53] ---
    My noble Emperor of Demons, Sire,
[06:55] ---
    I have brought him
    here on your instructions.
[06:57] ---
    Please honor our agreement
[06:59] ---
    and release my sword spirit sister.
[07:02] ---
    On your knees!
[07:06] ---
    A weak being doesn't deserve
    to stand in front of His Majesty's throne.
[07:13] ---
    What a daring maniac
[07:15] ---
    to be so impudent in
    the face of the demon emperor.
[07:38] ---
    I haven't left my throne
    for thousands of years.
[07:42] ---
    Finally, I see something
    interesting today.
[07:50] ---
    You must be the one that Richman said,
[07:53] ---
    the human practitioner,
    a wolf pretending to be a dog.
[07:57] ---
    Killing you will end the war, I presume.
[08:05] ---
    I don't fight with nameless nobody.
[08:08] ---
    Say your name, human.
[08:11] ---
    Class Elite of Songhai Faction 60.
[08:22] ---
    Is that all?
[08:25] ---
    Miss Sun, we must do something.
[08:27] ---
    If we don't destroy the demon carrier,
    demon reinforcements will keep coming.
[08:50] ---
    You must be Brother Wang's sword spirit.
[08:52] ---
    Thank God you finally
    remember, Sister Sun.
[08:55] ---
    Where is Brother Wang now?
[08:56] ---
    Is he in some kind of danger?
[08:58] ---
    I think the one who is battling
    with my master is in real danger.
[09:30] ---
    Why?
[09:32] ---
    Why is it that the human race has
    an unbelievable practitioner like you
[09:36] ---
    and I never heard of it?
[09:38] ---
    If I had a real fight on earth,
    I could destroy the world.
[09:42] ---
    But this is not my world, anyway.
[09:47] ---
    Don't get carried away.
[09:54] ---
    You want to escape?
[10:00] ---
    In terms of speed,
[10:03] ---
    I'm much better than you.
[10:05] ---
    I am king of the universe.
[10:37] ---
    Get lost!
[10:52] ---
    No. It's impossible.
[11:06] ---
    Sister, I'll take you home now.
[11:21] ---
    Brother Wang.
[11:25] ---
    Stop it. Stop it.
[11:27] ---
    I don't understand.
[11:29] ---
    The demon race has
    conquered millions of worlds
[11:32] ---
    and destroyed countless civilizations.
[11:35] ---
    Races much stronger than yours
    would succumb to my power.
[11:41] ---
    But I don't understand why the human race,
[11:45] ---
    an insignificant race,
[11:47] ---
    is beating me to such an extent.
[11:51] ---
    Huaxiu has a civilization
    of tens of thousands of years.
[11:53] ---
    We had our defeats
[11:55] ---
    and suffered misery of
    destruction a couple of times.
[11:58] ---
    but we never gave up.
[12:01] ---
    The human race will never
    bow to evil forces like you.
[12:06] ---
    Nonsense.
[12:07] ---
    My defeat now is because of
    an unreal practitioner like you.
[12:13] ---
    Wang Ling, look out!
[12:15] ---
    I got my chance, finally.
[12:17] ---
    Everything has its weak point.
[12:21] ---
    From my long-time watch,
[12:23] ---
    I found that you had the spiritual figure
    on your back changed every week.
[12:26] ---
    That means the back of
    your neck is your soft spot.
[12:32] ---
    After all, victory
    belongs to our demon race.
[13:30] ---
    They are gone.
[13:33] ---
    We won. We won.
[13:54] ---
    This is no ordinary rain.
[13:56] ---
    This is rain of spiritual energy.
[13:58] ---
    What's going on?
[13:59] ---
    "Spiritual Energy Level"
    The total value of the world's
    spiritual force keeps rising.
[14:01] ---
    There was an explosion in the demon world.
[14:03] ---
    It has collapsed.
[14:05] ---
    Wait a minute.
[14:06] ---
    Where is Brother Wang?
[14:28] ---
    I know I betrayed the human race.
[14:30] ---
    I also know
[14:31] ---
    I saw your real power
[14:33] ---
    and you won't let me get away with it.
[14:35] ---
    But please let my sword spirit sister go.
[14:37] ---
    She is innocent.
[14:38] ---
    Xiaoyu,
[14:39] ---
    there is a cell phone in
    my right-hand pocket.
[14:42] ---
    Brother Wang,
[14:43] ---
    you want to call the police,
    don't you? All right, then.
[14:46] ---
    Call the emergency contact.
[14:48] ---
    Ask my dad to come
    with a new spiritual figure.
[14:51] ---
    Hurry. You don't want the
    human world to be destroyed.
[14:55] ---
    Right away.
[14:57] ---
    This war is known in
    history as Demon War II.
[15:03] ---
    The human race broke the myth of
    the Demon Emperor's invulnerability.
[15:07] ---
    Once again, Zhuo Yi became
    the hero who saved the world.
[15:12] ---
    Under Sun Rong's leadership,
    the Flower Fruit Water Curtain Group
[15:15] ---
    regained its prosperity.
[15:18] ---
    Efficient reconstruction
    sealed the trauma of war.
[15:22] ---
    The practitioners are back
    to their normal positions.
[15:31] ---
    Don't you think the
    demon invasion was weird?
[15:35] ---
    Why did the demons disappear
    half way through the war?
[15:38] ---
    That's because we fought back bravely.
[15:40] ---
    The demons knew it would be
    difficult so they drew back.
[15:42] ---
    Who was the mysterious practitioner
    who sunk the demon carrier?
[15:45] ---
    The light was too strong.
[15:46] ---
    Nothing can be seen from the photo.
[15:49] ---
    It must have been the
    legendary world's No. 1 practitioner.
[15:53] ---
    Brother Wang, what exactly
    happened over there back then?
[16:05] ---
    Brother Wang.
[17:58] ---
    Froggy 2,
[17:59] ---
    you are free now.
[18:01] ---
    Sorry to have encaged you so long.
[18:03] ---
    It's OK. I'm from the
    demon world after all.
[18:06] ---
    It's very normal that
    you had suspicions on me.
[18:08] ---
    Besides, I've been sealed
    in Faction 60 for 10 years.
[18:10] ---
    A few days in cage doesn't
    make much difference.
[18:20] ---
    Looks like you won the war.
[18:24] ---
    Now that the war is over,
[18:26] ---
    you wouldn't mind if I take a trip
    back to my hometown, would you?
[18:29] ---
    Sorry.
[18:30] ---
    The demon world no longer exists.

Season 3

E1 - Top Girl vs Top Girl
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[00:14] ---
    Kyuumiya,
[00:15] ---
    you don't know at all why you lost.
[00:17] ---
    What?
[00:20] ---
    Because
[00:21] ---
    you are the only one who doesn't follow this animation.
SIGN    NOODLES Every grain in your bowl comes from hard work
[00:34] ---
    Noodle is ready.
SIGN    NOODLES Every grain in your bowl comes from hard work
[00:45] ---
    NOODLES
[00:46] ---
    NOODLES
[00:46] ---
    Here are your noodles, sir.
[00:47] ---
    Here are your noodles, sir.
[00:48] ---
    One bowl of noodles,
[00:49] ---
    with an egg.  Super spicy.
[00:50] ---
    Thank you.
[00:51] ---
    In the previous season,
[00:53] ---
    Wang Ling frustrated the demon race's attempt to invade Huaxiu.
[00:57] ---
    Songhai is on the course of orderly reconstruction.
[01:01] ---
    And finally, Wang Ling lives a quiet life he has always been dreaming of.
[01:10] ---
    A monster.
[01:15] ---
    Since the demon world was eliminated,
[01:17] ---
    many demons have come to the human world to take refuge.
[01:20] ---
    Therefore...
[01:59] ---
    Look at the blue sky,
[02:01] ---
    clear sky in the wind.
[02:06] ---
    The sea breeze is soft,
[02:10] ---
    soft as your hug.
[02:15] ---
    Adapted from the story of the same title by author Ku Xuan from Chinese Qidian Website of Yuewen Group
    The Daily Life of the Immortal King
[02:29] ---
    I want to find a corner
[02:32] ---
    where my heart can be lazy for a while.
[02:36] ---
    Summer is like a train pulling up in a station,
[02:40] ---
    leaving your troubles behind.
[02:44] ---
    Go for a ride in flip flops.
[02:46] ---
    See who touches the coconut grove first.
[02:47] ---
    Laughter floats far away
[02:49] ---
    in a relaxed atmosphere.
[02:51] ---
    Footprints crisscross into a circle.
[02:53] ---
    Waves erase them, and run away,
[02:56] ---
    saying do it again.
[03:00] ---
    Endless dreams
[03:02] ---
    stir the world.
[03:03] ---
    Break into the colors, and be mad together.
[03:07] ---
    Use your waving hands
[03:10] ---
    to connect the dances of every star.
[03:28] ---
    The Daily Life of the IMMORTAL KING Season 3
SIGN    Episode 1
SIGN    Top Girl vs Top Girl
[03:37] ---
    Did you watch Link Click?
[03:38] ---
    Yes, I did.
[03:39] ---
    The White Hair died such a tragical death.
[03:44] ---
    You gained quite some weight during the vacation.
[03:47] ---
    I know you like it this way.
[03:53] ---
    Morning, you two.
[03:55] ---
    Morning, Sister Lin.
[03:57] ---
    Why are you standing at the gate?
[03:59] ---
    Do you sense anything unusual
[04:01] ---
    about our faction?
[04:04] ---
    I don't sense anything.
[04:05] ---
    Everything in our faction is fine.
[04:07] ---
    That's the point.
[04:09] ---
    Our faction was demolished by the demons not long ago.
[04:11] ---
    I thought the new term wouldn't start so soon.
[04:13] ---
    Therefore, I didn't do my homework.
[04:15] ---
    No of them knows
[04:17] ---
    that Faction 60 is able to start the new term on time
[04:20] ---
    all thanks to an amazing friend.
[04:31] ---
    All done, finally.
[04:32] ---
    Do you live here?
[04:34] ---
    Where else?
[04:35] ---
    You blasted my hometown into oblivion.
[04:37] ---
    Master.
[04:41] ---
    Master,
[04:42] ---
    there's something
[04:43] ---
    I'd like you to help me out with.
[04:46] ---
    The Department of Cultivation assigned me to the reconstruction of Faction 60.
[04:49] ---
    The new term will start next week.
[04:50] ---
    Do you know any convenient trick
[04:52] ---
    that can restore Faction 60?
[04:57] ---
    Be straightforward if you want to use me.
[04:58] ---
    Stop beating around the bush.
[05:09] ---
    After the long vacation,
[05:12] ---
    students of Class Elite have now grown up.
[05:17] ---
    Sister Lin,
[05:18] ---
    you live on campus, don't you?
[05:20] ---
    Why did you come from outside today?
[05:23] ---
    I've finally found my sword spirit sister.
[05:25] ---
    We now live in Sword Tomb where I grew up.
[05:28] ---
    Congratulations, Sister Lin.
[05:42] ---
    My dear sisters
[05:43] ---
    and dear brothers,
[05:44] ---
    good morning.
[05:47] ---
    Sister Sun is still so glaring.
[05:54] ---
    What a demonic wind!
[06:15] ---
    I assume you are the most popular girl of Faction 60,
[06:19] ---
    Sun Rong,
[06:23] ---
    What's going on?
[06:24] ---
    She came to school in a chopper.
[06:26] ---
    Another princess in our faction?
[06:31] ---
    Rich people are not for us to understand.
[06:33] ---
    Wait a minute.
[06:34] ---
    Why is she in a lo dress?
[06:36] ---
    She sounds like a foreigner.
[06:40] ---
    Brother Wang Ling.
[06:43] ---
    Good morning, Brother Wang Ling.
[06:45] ---
    Why is the chopper parked here?
[06:47] ---
    It's blocking the way.
[06:55] ---
    Class                Elite
[06:59] ---
    Who is the girl in black at the gate?
[07:02] ---
    She doesn't look like a Huaxiu girl.
[07:04] ---
    She doesn't look like a Huaxiu girl.
[07:04] ---
    Didn't you see it?
[07:06] ---
    There is a family logo on the chopper.
[07:08] ---
    The Kyuumiya family of Sunland.
[07:09] ---
    The Kyuumiya family?
[07:12] ---
    The exorcist family?
[07:14] ---
    That's right.
[07:15] ---
    But how come people from Sunland showed up here?
[07:28] ---
    New World of Cultivation   New Start
[07:34] ---
    Yoshiko Kyuumiya
[07:34] ---
    Diligence Pays Off, Accumulation Makes You Shine
    Yoshiko Kyuumiya
[07:37] ---
    It's my pleasure to meet you all.
[07:38] ---
    This is the first daughter of the Kyuumiya family,
[07:40] ---
    Yoshiko Kyuumiya
[07:41] ---
    A transferred student again?
[07:43] ---
    This is so predictable.
[07:44] ---
    She came to study in your country
[07:46] ---
    as an exchange student.
[07:49] ---
    We'd appreciate your kind help.
[07:52] ---
    Miss Sun Rong,
[07:53] ---
    let's fight like a snipe and a clam.
[07:57] ---
    What does she mean?
[07:58] ---
    If I win,
[08:00] ---
    I will replace you as the top girl of Faction 60.
[08:06] ---
    You are the first daughter of the Sun family,
[08:07] ---
    You are the first daughter of the Sun family,
[08:08] ---
    and I'm the first daughter of the Kyuumiya family.
[08:10] ---
    We are jackals of the same liar.
[08:12] ---
    One school doesn't need two top girls.
[08:17] ---
    Is she speaking the Huaxiu language?
[08:22] ---
    Well,
[08:23] ---
    Kyuumiya??
[08:27] ---
    you are in Class Ordinary, next door.
[08:30] ---
    Yoshiko Kyuumiya
[08:35] ---
    It was my fault, my young lady.
[08:37] ---
    I didn't do enough research
[08:39] ---
    and embarrassed you by putting you in the wrong class.
[08:42] ---
    We exorcists have been oppressed by cultivators for a long time.
[08:45] ---
    Demons are rampaging now
[08:47] ---
    and Huaxiu is weak.
[08:49] ---
    This is the perfect time for our Kyuumiya family to get rid of Huaxiu.
[08:53] ---
    I will start from this point
[08:55] ---
    to conquer Faction 60,
[08:57] ---
    then Songhai,
[08:58] ---
    and then the entire Huaxiu.
[09:01] ---
    The Kyuumiya family's are of exorcism will finally be a turtledove to take over the magpie's nest.
[09:06] ---
    KYUUMIYA
[09:08] ---
    For this magnificent goal,
[09:10] ---
    my first step is to become the only top girl of Faction 60.
[09:14] ---
    Princess, my young lady,
[09:16] ---
    please give me one more chance.
[09:17] ---
    I'll make it up for my mistake.
[09:26] ---
    My young lady, It was all my fault.
[09:27] ---
    Please forgive me.
[09:38] ---
    My young lady, you are so brilliant, forceful,
[09:39] ---
    intelligent and courageous.
[09:40] ---
    We're sure you'll conquer the entire Huaxiu.
[09:43] ---
    Therefore,
[09:45] ---
    I won't allow any failure.
[09:47] ---
    Understood.
[09:48] ---
    However,
[09:50] ---
    Sun Rong doesn't seem interested in my challenge.
[09:53] ---
    I've got to find a way.
[09:56] ---
    Brother Wang,
[09:57] ---
    they all say that the newly released From the Demon World is quite good.
[10:00] ---
    Xiaoyu said she was made into tears.
[10:04] ---
    All right,
[10:05] ---
    let's go have our meal now.
[10:11] ---
    Sister Kyuumiya,
[10:13] ---
    what the hell do you want?
[10:14] ---
    Why do you keep harassing me?
[10:16] ---
    Sorry, Miss Sun.
[10:17] ---
    You misunderstood me.
[10:19] ---
    I'm not here for you this time.
[10:23] ---
    KYUUMIYA
[10:23] ---
    I have a small gift
[10:25] ---
    for Mr. Wang Ling.
[10:28] ---
    Little Raccoon
[10:31] ---
    It's just some crispy noodles from Sunland.
[10:33] ---
    Such small benefits will not make my Brother Wang Ling...
[10:40] ---
    Wait a minute.
[10:41] ---
    Brother Wang,
[10:42] ---
    why do you betray me so fast.
[10:44] ---
    This is the limited edition of the coarse snacks
[10:47] ---
    that has a thousand-year history in Sunland.
[10:50] ---
    I'm now presenting it to Mr. Wang
[10:52] ---
    as a sign of cultural exchange between Sunland and Huaxiu.
[10:56] ---
    It seems
[10:57] ---
    that Mr. Wang Ling is very interested in the coarse snacks from Sunland.
[11:04] ---
    Control yourself, Rongrong.
[11:06] ---
    She is abducting your Brother Wang Ling.
[11:08] ---
    Don't just stand there!
[11:09] ---
    This is Kyuumiya's trap.
[11:11] ---
    A very obvious trap.
[11:12] ---
    Don't fall for it.
[11:13] ---
    What does it matter?
[11:14] ---
    I'm not going to eat dirt.
[11:16] ---
    Yoshiko Kyuumiya,
[11:20] ---
    I accept your challenge.
[11:23] ---
    Don't misunderstand me, Miss Sun.
[11:25] ---
    I'm not here to start a fight with you.
[11:28] ---
    I want to compete with you for the title of Faction 60's top girl,
[11:33] ---
    which means we must have the talents for being the top girl.
[11:37] ---
    No problem.  I'll compete with you
[11:39] ---
    on whatever talents you name.
[11:41] ---
    Very good.
[11:42] ---
    It is said that Huaxiu ladies
[11:44] ---
    are supposed to be good at qin, game of go, calligraphy and painting,
[11:47] ---
    while in Sunland, ladies are good at flower arrangements and tea ceremony.
[11:52] ---
    Why don't we
[11:54] ---
    Little Raccoon Crispy Noodles
[11:54] ---
    have a competition in cooking.
[12:09] ---
    Welcome to the first competition for the title of Faction 60's top girl.
[12:10] ---
    Welcome to the first competition for the title of Faction 60's top girl.
[12:13] ---
    First, let me introduce the two contestants.
[12:17] ---
    On me right-hand side
[12:18] ---
    is the first daughter of the Flower Fruit Water Curtain Group of Huaxiu,
[12:20] ---
    is the first daughter of the Flower Fruit Water Curtain Group of Huaxiu,
[12:20] ---
    is the first daughter of the Flower Fruit Water Curtain Group of Huaxiu,
[12:21] ---
    Sun Rong.
[12:23] ---
    Sun Rong, Sun Rong, you are our hero.
    Sun Rong, Sun Rong, you are our hero.
[12:24] ---
    Sun Rong, Sun Rong, you are our hero.
[12:26] ---
    On my left-hand side
[12:26] ---
    On my left-hand side
[12:27] ---
    On my left-hand side
[12:27] ---
    is the first daughter of the Kyuumiya Financial Group of Sunland,
[12:30] ---
    Yoshiko Kyuumiya.
[12:32] ---
    Kyuumiya, you are the best.
[12:36] ---
    Sitting next to me
[12:37] ---
    is the judge of the competition,
[12:39] ---
    from Faction 60,
[12:41] ---
    Wang Ling.
[12:44] ---
    The rule for this cooking competition is very simple:
[12:46] ---
    conquer Wang Ling's stomach.
[12:48] ---
    Before the incense sticks burn out, the two contestants
[12:50] ---
    must prepare a cuisine with 5 packs of crispy noodles for the judge to taste.
[12:53] ---
    The final result of the competition
[12:54] ---
    will be announced by the judge himself.
[12:56] ---
    Now,
[12:56] ---
    the first competition for the title of Faction 60's top girl
[12:58] ---
    officially
[13:00] ---
    begins.
[13:05] ---
    Kyuumiya goes into action quickly.
[13:07] ---
    She sets up four cooking pots.
[13:09] ---
    It looks like Kyuumiya is going to bring us a feast.
[13:17] ---
    Nice.
[13:18] ---
    What a beautiful act.
[13:20] ---
    As we can see,
[13:21] ---
    the vegetables flew in an elegant curve,
[13:24] ---
    dived into the soup pot, and made the slightest splash.
[13:27] ---
    But, let's put her aside for now,
[13:29] ---
    and turn to Sun Rong.
[13:31] ---
    Sun Rong shows the calm a senior student is supposed to have.
[13:34] ---
    As we can see,
[13:35] ---
    she doesn't take her actions rashly.
[13:36] ---
    she doesn't take her actions rashly.
SIGN    Vegetable Oil
SIGN    Sauce
[13:36] ---
    It looks like she wants to adjust her tactics
[13:38] ---
    according to what her opponent does.
[13:41] ---
    Don't pour that, my young lady.
[13:43] ---
    That is sauce.
[13:44] ---
    The cooking oil is in your left hand.
[13:54] ---
    I can't turn on the cooker.
[13:55] ---
    My young lady,
[13:56] ---
    press it down
[13:58] ---
    and then turn.
[14:01] ---
    Hold on, hold on, hold on.
[14:01] ---
    Don't put in the oil.
[14:05] ---
    Zhuo Yi,
[14:06] ---
    send some of you men here.
[14:08] ---
    And bring enough extinguisher wares.
[14:19] ---
    I know everything about you.
[14:22] ---
    As the first daughter of your family,
[14:25] ---
    you have never cooked a meal in the kitchen.
[14:28] ---
    It is no surprise at all that you are acting so clumsily.
[14:31] ---
    The title of Faction 60's top girl
[14:34] ---
    is mine.
[14:38] ---
    Kyuumiya seems to have finished preparing her cuisine.
[14:42] ---
    I took the liberty to make more than required.
[14:44] ---
    Why don't you guys come and try it?
[14:47] ---
    What a surprise.
[14:48] ---
    Kyuumiya not only finished her cooking before time is up,
[14:50] ---
    but also made noodles for more than one people.
[14:52] ---
    Enjoy it, please.
[14:54] ---
    Exclusive from the Kyuumiya family.
[14:56] ---
    The all-inclusive better-than-best seafood noodles.
[15:04] ---
    This is so...
[15:06] ---
    ...yummy.
[15:08] ---
    Thick soup with choice ingredients.
[15:10] ---
    This is world delicacy.
[15:14] ---
    It tastes as if we were on the coast of Sunland.
[15:20] ---
    So tasty.
[15:22] ---
    My young lady,
[15:23] ---
    we have only one pack left.
[15:25] ---
    we have only one pack left.
[15:29] ---
    Brother Wang
[15:30] ---
    doesn't seem to enjoy Kyuumiya's noodles.
[15:36] ---
    I know.
[15:37] ---
    Are you happy with Kyuumiya's noodles?
[15:41] ---
    I give you full marks.
[15:42] ---
    I'm already full.
[15:46] ---
    No one knows
[15:47] ---
    that Kyuumiya added super satiety Bobo poi
[15:50] ---
    in her soup, unnoticeably.
[15:55] ---
    The students' stomachs are too full to take in Sun Rong's cuisine.
[15:56] ---
    The students' stomachs are too full to take in Sun Rong's cuisine.
[16:00] ---
    Brother Wang Ling,
[16:01] ---
    as a matter of fact,
[16:03] ---
    this is my first time to make a meal.
[16:07] ---
    Congratulations, my young lady.
[16:09] ---
    You are Faction 60's top girl now.
[16:12] ---
    What a surprise.
[16:14] ---
    We have a new top girl on the first day of the new term.
[16:16] ---
    However,
[16:17] ---
    I made this.
[16:20] ---
    This is...
[16:25] ---
    There was so strong.  I thought it was something extraordinary.
[16:26] ---
    Most cultivators practice so hard
[16:27] ---
    Most cultivators practice so hard
[16:30] ---
    that they usually don't eat anything for months,
[16:31] ---
    that they usually don't eat anything for months,
[16:32] ---
    even for years.
[16:33] ---
    even for years.
[16:34] ---
    The higher stage they reach,
[16:37] ---
    the less sensitive they are to smells or tastes.
[16:40] ---
    For someone at Wang Ling's stage,
[16:42] ---
    all delicious foods will become tasteless.
[16:46] ---
    The only thing that can impress Wang Ling
[16:49] ---
    is
[16:52] ---
    sense of the mouth.
[16:56] ---
    Master, we agreed on three-in-one,
[16:59] ---
    but one more three-in-one after another.
[17:01] ---
    How long do you want me to do this, Master?
[17:04] ---
    Little Raccoon Crispy Noodles
[17:07] ---
    Lingling.  Lingling.
[17:08] ---
    Lingling.  Lingling.
[17:09] ---
    Your noodles.
[17:42] ---
    The result is obvious now.
[17:45] ---
    You didn't convince me.  Why did it come out like this?
[17:48] ---
    Kyuumiya,
[17:49] ---
    you don't know at all what Brother Wang Ling wants.
[17:52] ---
    See?
[17:53] ---
    Brother Wang Ling only took one mouthful of your noodles.
[17:57] ---
    What?
[17:58] ---
    Crispy noodles soaked in water,
[18:00] ---
    no matter what superior soup and ingredients you use,
[18:03] ---
    no long give the mouth the same sense as crispy noodles do.
[18:06] ---
    Look at Brother Wang.
[18:08] ---
    How he enjoys it.
[18:10] ---
    I now announce
[18:11] ---
    the winner for the title of the top girl is
[18:12] ---
    Sun Rong.
[18:15] ---
    She cheated.
[18:16] ---
    This is unfair.  This is unfair.
[18:21] ---
    Brother Wang Ling, we have classes in the afternoon.
[18:23] ---
    Let's go.
[18:25] ---
    Kyuumiya's first attempt to conquer Huaxiu failed.
[18:28] ---
    The story tells us
[18:30] ---
    that sometimes it takes the simplest way
[18:32] ---
    to cook superior foods.
[18:36] ---
    No luxury cuisine
[18:38] ---
    can match a sincere heart.
[18:44] ---
    Even if the world before me
[18:47] ---
    will change or drift away,
[18:51] ---
    I will be waiting for you forever at the end of time.
[18:57] ---
    Before I am ready,
[18:59] ---
    life has changed.
[19:02] ---
    I'm confused at the crossroad,
[19:04] ---
    wondering which way is home.
[19:08] ---
    My birthday wishes,
[19:10] ---
    did anyone hear them this time?
[19:13] ---
    Keep my words to yourself,
[19:15] ---
    and my memories float in the starry sky.
[19:18] ---
    Occasionally I feel depressed.
[19:21] ---
    Occasionally I feel sad.
[19:24] ---
    Who knows the weakness behind my smile?
[19:29] ---
    Mom said that time
[19:31] ---
    once roared like a wind.
[19:34] ---
    Feel your hopes.
[19:37] ---
    Look forward to beautiful.
[19:41] ---
    This power comes because we have each other around.
[19:45] ---
    Even if the world before me
[19:48] ---
    will change or drift away,
[19:52] ---
    I will be waiting for you forever at the end of time.
[19:57] ---
    I will be waiting for you forever at the end of time.

E2 - Froggy 2's Birthday
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[00:14] ---
    Kyuumiya,
[00:15] ---
    you don't know at all why you lost.
[00:17] ---
    What?
[00:20] ---
    Because
[00:21] ---
    you are the only one who
    doesn't follow this animation.
[00:35] ---
    Don't touch it.  It's not well baked yet.
[00:39] ---
    Mom,
[00:40] ---
    when will the cake be ready?
[00:44] ---
    This birthday cake must be baked
    over high heat for 15 minutes
[00:46] ---
    before you can eat it.
[00:50] ---
    Does it have to take that long?
[00:52] ---
    Sure.
[00:54] ---
    If it is not well baked
[00:55] ---
    or the heat is not high enough,
[00:57] ---
    the birthday cake can bring about a disaster.
[01:01] ---
    Come on,
[01:02] ---
    let's wish Froggy a happy birthday.
[01:05] ---
    I wish Brother Froggy a happy birthday.
[01:08] ---
    And marry a beautiful lady frog.
[01:10] ---
    And have swan meat to eat every day.
[01:20] ---
    Make your wish, Froggy.
[01:31] ---
    I hope I will become the demon king
[01:33] ---
    to protect everyone.
[01:43] ---
    It was a dream.
[02:02] ---
    buzz
SIGN    Today is your birthday. Happy Birthday to you! ignor    accept
[02:19] ---
    If you want something from me,
[02:21] ---
    shoot.
[02:23] ---
    How does your demon race
[02:25] ---
    celebrate your birthday?
[02:28] ---
    You blew up the demon world
    and now you're talking
[02:30] ---
    about celebrating my birthday.
[02:32] ---
    Wait a minute.
[02:33] ---
    What did you just say?
[02:36] ---
    Look at the blue sky,
[02:39] ---
    clear sky in the wind.
[02:44] ---
    The sea breeze is soft,
[02:48] ---
    soft as your hug.
SIGN    Adapted from the story of the same title by author Ku Xuan from Chinese Qidian Website of Yuewen Group The Daily Life of the Immortal King
[03:06] ---
    I want to find a corner
[03:10] ---
    where my heart can be lazy for a while.
[03:13] ---
    Summer is like a train
    pulling up in a station,
[03:17] ---
    leaving your troubles behind.
[03:21] ---
    Go for a ride in flip flops.
[03:23] ---
    See who touches the coconut grove first.
[03:25] ---
    Laughter floats far away
[03:26] ---
    in a relaxed atmosphere.
[03:28] ---
    Footprints crisscross into a circle.
[03:30] ---
    Waves erase them, and run away,
[03:34] ---
    saying do it again.
[03:37] ---
    Endless dreams
[03:39] ---
    stir the world.
[03:41] ---
    Break into the colors, and be mad together.
[03:44] ---
    Use your waving hands
[03:47] ---
    to connect the dances of every star.
[04:05] ---
    The Daily Life of the IMMORTAL KING  Season 3
[04:10] ---
    Episode Two    Froggy 2's Birthday
[04:13] ---
    Class Elite
[04:15] ---
    Secret Birthday Campaign.  Get ready today!
[04:15] ---
    Everyone,
[04:16] ---
    please make sure that you've covered
    everything you are responsible for.
[04:19] ---
    Festoons, balloons and ribbons.
[04:21] ---
    I have them all.
[04:23] ---
    Good.
[04:24] ---
    How is the food, Guo Hao?
[04:27] ---
    It's all here.
[04:28] ---
    I'll heat them in the refining
    room when the time comes.
[04:33] ---
    That only leaves...
[04:35] ---
    A birthday egg.
[04:37] ---
    What is this?
[04:39] ---
    Hot Dishes    Birthday Egg
[04:39] ---
    It's a custom in his hometown,
[04:40] ---
    It's a custom in his hometown,
[04:41] ---
    having a birthday egg on one's birthday.
[04:43] ---
    What kind of custom is that?
[04:45] ---
    I've never heard of it.
[04:47] ---
    But we are not prepared for that?
[04:49] ---
    Do we still have time to buy it?
[04:51] ---
    Don't worry.
[04:52] ---
    I'll take care of it.
[04:54] ---
    Great.
[04:56] ---
    We count on you, Brother Wang.
[04:57] ---
    Remember, everyone.
[04:58] ---
    What we are doing is top secret.
[05:00] ---
    We must take every precaution
    to keep it from anyone else.
[05:05] ---
    Why are you still hanging around here?
[05:12] ---
    Pill Refining Room
[05:14] ---
    The pill refining room.
[05:18] ---
    I have an assignment for you, Xiaoyu.
[05:21] ---
    Go and walk Froggy 2.
[05:23] ---
    But...
[05:24] ---
    I haven't finished today's homework yet.
[05:26] ---
    Come on, let's move it.
[05:30] ---
    Remember to walk him for at least 2 hours.
[05:36] ---
    Slow down, Froggy 2.
[05:38] ---
    What makes you so happy today?
[05:41] ---
    It's nothing but my birthday,
[05:44] ---
    and they want to give me a surprise.
[05:46] ---
    I just don't understand
    young people these days.
[05:46] ---
    I can't keep up with you.
    I just don't understand young people these days.
[06:00] ---
    Color Balloons
[06:03] ---
    Diligence Pays Off,
    Accumulation Makes You Shine
[06:38] ---
    Master,
[06:39] ---
    what are we doing here?
[06:41] ---
    birthday egg    Froggy 2
[06:42] ---
    Looking for an egg.
[06:43] ---
    There are a lot over there, Master.
[06:56] ---
    That's right.  This is it.
[07:11] ---
    You're awesome, Brother Wang.
[07:13] ---
    I've never seen an egg this big.
[07:16] ---
    But...
[07:17] ---
    Where did you find this egg?
[07:18] ---
    Look at yourself.
[07:21] ---
    It's a long story.
[07:22] ---
    I need to take a shower first.
[07:32] ---
    Do you want one, Froggy 2?
[07:35] ---
    No,
[07:36] ---
    I'll save my belly for dinner.
[07:41] ---
    I wonder how the kid are doing
[07:42] ---
    with their preparation.
[07:47] ---
    How are you, Instructor Pan.
[07:49] ---
    Oh, it's Xiaoyu.
[07:51] ---
    It's a fine day today
[07:53] ---
    so I'm taking Froggy 2 out for a walk.
[07:55] ---
    Why are you back, Instructor Pan?
[07:58] ---
    I forgot my cell phone.
[07:59] ---
    The last class today was
    in the refining room.
[08:02] ---
    I used my cell phone as a timer
    and forgot it on the table.
[08:06] ---
    I see.
[08:07] ---
    Go back home now.
[08:09] ---
    There might be demons coming
    out when it is dark.
[08:11] ---
    Do not stay outside.
[08:13] ---
    Yes, Instructor.
[08:15] ---
    Wait a minute.
[08:16] ---
    Pill Refining Room
[08:16] ---
    The refining room.
[08:18] ---
    If she goes back to the refining room,
[08:19] ---
    the kids' surprise will be blown.
[08:21] ---
    I want to use the restroom, girl.
[08:23] ---
    In there?
[08:25] ---
    Stool or pee?
[08:27] ---
    Stool,
[08:28] ---
    and it may take some time.
[08:31] ---
    All right.
[08:43] ---
    Got to hurry
[08:44] ---
    and warn the kids before the woman arrives.
[09:03] ---
    I can't believe that Wang
    Ling found the birthday egg.
[09:06] ---
    Class Elite
[09:06] ---
    Where are they?
[09:10] ---
    Diligence Pays Off,
    Accumulation Makes You Shine
[09:10] ---
    Let's go, Chen Chao.
[09:12] ---
    We've got everything except the egg.
[09:21] ---
    Oh no.
[09:22] ---
    Now what?
[09:28] ---
    Good evening,
[09:30] ---
    Instructor Pan.
[09:32] ---
    What are you doing here?
[09:34] ---
    TRANQUILITY
[09:34] ---
    Master Zhou,
[09:36] ---
    I...my phone...
[09:38] ---
    I...my phone...
[09:38] ---
    Is this it?
[09:42] ---
    Right.
[09:43] ---
    And...
[09:44] ---
    what are you doing here?
[09:46] ---
    Besides,
[09:47] ---
    what is the egg on the table?
[09:50] ---
    Oh, the egg.
[09:52] ---
    I'm...
[09:54] ---
    hatching it.
[09:58] ---
    Hatching it?
[09:59] ---
    But the stove is on.
[10:01] ---
    Forget about these boring things.
[10:04] ---
    There is a new film in cinema
[10:06] ---
    called From the Demon World.
[10:07] ---
    They all say it's quite good.
[10:09] ---
    Master Zhuo,
[10:11] ---
    do you also want to see the film?
[10:12] ---
    I'm going to the 8 o'clock show tonight,
[10:14] ---
    and I happen to have one extra ticket.
[10:16] ---
    buy now
[10:17] ---
    Then see you tonight.
    buy now
[10:17] ---
    Then see you tonight.
    select your seat
[10:17] ---
    Then see you tonight.
    enter password
[10:18] ---
    Then see you tonight.
    paid
[10:18] ---
    Be there.
[10:27] ---
    That was close.
[10:29] ---
    Good thing she bought what I said.
[10:31] ---
    Luckily, I ate so much of Wang
    Ling's spiritual energy these days
[10:35] ---
    that I'm an expert in
    body transformation now.
[10:41] ---
    Someone is coming.
[10:43] ---
    Why do you keep the stove on?
[10:45] ---
    You might burn the egg.
[10:46] ---
    Don't worry.
[10:47] ---
    I'm stewing it over low heat.
[10:49] ---
    I'm stewing it over low heat.
[10:49] ---
    TRANQUILITY
[10:49] ---
    I'm sure we'll get a nice
    and sweet birthday egg.
[10:53] ---
    I never know that a birthday
    cake can be hatched from an egg.
[10:57] ---
    See?
[10:58] ---
    Perfect timing.
[11:02] ---
    These kids are not good for nothing.
[11:04] ---
    They managed to bake a birthday egg.
[11:06] ---
    I hope this birthday egg
[11:08] ---
    tastes as good as what my mom made.
[11:13] ---
    Wait a minute.
[11:14] ---
    Low heat?
[11:15] ---
    Sure.
[11:16] ---
    If it is not well baked
[11:18] ---
    or the heat is not high enough,
[11:19] ---
    the birthday cake can bring about a disaster.
[11:24] ---
    Oh no.
[11:28] ---
    Class Elite
[11:34] ---
    Happy Birthday!
[11:35] ---
    It takes Wang Ling forever
    Happy Birthday!
[11:36] ---
    to take a shower.
    Happy Birthday!
[11:39] ---
    So this is the legendary birthday egg.
    Happy Birthday!
[11:40] ---
    Happy Birthday!
[11:46] ---
    It's lovely.
[11:50] ---
    How cute it is.
[11:56] ---
    And it talks.
[12:01] ---
    Diligence Pays Off,
    Accumulation Makes You Shine
[12:03] ---
    Chen Chao.
[12:06] ---
    Chen Chao.
[12:07] ---
    What are you doing to the little cake?
[12:11] ---
    Chen Chao!
[12:12] ---
    What are you doing?
[12:17] ---
    Guo Hao!
[12:28] ---
    Guo Hao!
[12:29] ---
    Chen...Chen Chao!
[12:31] ---
    What do you want to do?
[12:33] ---
    Don't do that?
[12:34] ---
    Miss Sun.
[12:39] ---
    Stop it!
[12:43] ---
    Diligence Pays Off,
    Accumulation Makes You Shine
[12:44] ---
    My young lady.
[12:44] ---
    What did you do to my young lady?
[13:04] ---
    I'm done with my shower.
[13:10] ---
    Happy Birthday!
[14:32] ---
    Oh, shit.
[14:33] ---
    What a shame!
[14:34] ---
    They've been working on it for so long.
[14:37] ---
    At this point,
[14:39] ---
    there's only one thing I can
    do: reverse the timeline.
[14:42] ---
    I may lose some of my life essence,
[14:45] ---
    but with you by my side,
[14:48] ---
    I won't feel lonely.
[15:01] ---
    Are you alright, Froggy 2?
[15:03] ---
    You don't look well.
[15:06] ---
    I'm fine.
[15:08] ---
    Why are all the lights on in our classroom?
[15:13] ---
    Come on, let's go have a look.
[15:19] ---
    Happy birthday to you.
[15:25] ---
    Happy birthday to Lin Xiaoyu.
[15:29] ---
    Happy birthday to you.
[15:33] ---
    Happy Birthday to Lin Xiaoyu!
[15:34] ---
    Happy birthday, Xiaoyu.
    Happy Birthday to Lin Xiaoyu!
[15:36] ---
    Happy Birthday to Lin Xiaoyu!
[15:39] ---
    Thank you.  Thank you all.
[15:42] ---
    Do you like this surprise, Xiaoyu?
[15:44] ---
    I...
[15:45] ---
    I forgot it's my birthday today.
[15:48] ---
    Sorry.
[15:49] ---
    I don't know what to say.
[15:53] ---
    Come on.
[15:54] ---
    Let's see what we prepared for you.
[16:02] ---
    A birthday egg.
[16:04] ---
    How did you know we have this on birthday?
[16:09] ---
    Thank you.
[16:19] ---
    Even if the world before me
[16:22] ---
    will change or drift away,
[16:26] ---
    I will be waiting for you
    forever at the end of time.
[16:32] ---
    Before I am ready,
[16:34] ---
    life has changed.
[16:37] ---
    I'm confused at the crossroad,
[16:39] ---
    wondering which way is home.
[16:43] ---
    My birthday wishes,
[16:45] ---
    did anyone hear them this time?
[16:48] ---
    Keep my words to yourself,
[16:50] ---
    and my memories float in the starry sky.
[16:53] ---
    Occasionally I feel depressed.
[16:56] ---
    Occasionally I feel sad.
[16:59] ---
    Who knows the weakness behind my smile?
[17:04] ---
    Mom said that time
[17:06] ---
    once roared like a wind.
[17:09] ---
    Feel your hopes.
[17:12] ---
    Look forward to beautiful.
[17:16] ---
    This power comes because
    we have each other around.
[17:20] ---
    Even if the world before me
[17:23] ---
    will change or drift away,
[17:27] ---
    I will be waiting for you
    forever at the end of time.
[17:32] ---
    I will be waiting for you
    forever at the end of time.
[17:43] ---
    The film today was so
    romantic and so touching.
[17:46] ---
    I was made into tears a couple of times.
[17:50] ---
    But you were not, were you?
[17:51] ---
    I...
[17:53] ---
    Master Zhuo,
[17:54] ---
    where are you?
[17:57] ---
    What?
[17:57] ---
    Huaxiu Cinema
[17:58] ---
    You are abroad!

E3 - It'll Be You, Silvie!
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[00:14] ---
    Kyuumiya,
[00:15] ---
    you don't know at all why you lost.
[00:17] ---
    What?
[00:20] ---
    Because
[00:21] ---
    you are the only one who
    doesn't follow this animation.
[00:28] ---
    Guo Hao,
[00:30] ---
    I didn't know the mountain behind your
    house had such abundant produces.
[00:33] ---
    Of course it does.
[00:35] ---
    I told you
[00:36] ---
    that the immortal herbs
    you bought at supermarkets
[00:38] ---
    were all grown in greenhouses.
[00:39] ---
    To find top herbs,
[00:41] ---
    you've got to go to the mountains.
[00:44] ---
    There is a hemostatic herb under the tree.
[00:47] ---
    We did the right thing
    bringing Froggy 2 along.
[00:52] ---
    Watch it.
[00:53] ---
    There are so many immortal herbs here.
[00:54] ---
    Other spiritual beasts may come to eat them.
[00:56] ---
    Such a big lump.
[00:58] ---
    Can't imagine how big the beast is.
[01:02] ---
    I don't get it.
[01:03] ---
    Froggy 2, if you smelt the herbs,
[01:06] ---
    you should have smelt the stool.
[01:07] ---
    Why didn't you warn me?
[01:10] ---
    Little Raccoon
[01:11] ---
    Froggy 2.
[01:12] ---
    What?
[01:13] ---
    Be careful.
[01:22] ---
    Run!
[01:26] ---
    Guo Hao,
[01:27] ---
    why didn't you tell me you had such
    ferocious spiritual beasts in the mountain?
[01:29] ---
    They may have been attracted
    by the newly planted trees.
[01:38] ---
    Who set up the trap?
[01:39] ---
    I...
[01:50] ---
    Here comes another one.
[01:51] ---
    This is a Rangurotora
    roaming in volcanic areas.
[01:53] ---
    Why the hell does it show up here?
[01:58] ---
    Get down.  It's going to blow fire.
[02:08] ---
    We won?
[02:20] ---
    Wait a minute.
[02:21] ---
    DEMON
[02:27] ---
    Tang Birdie 2!
[02:31] ---
    Look at the blue sky,
[02:33] ---
    clear sky in the wind.
[02:38] ---
    The sea breeze is soft,
[02:42] ---
    soft as your hug.
SIGN    Adapted from the story of the same title by author Ku Xuan from Chinese Qidian Website of Yuewen Group The Daily Life of the Immortal King
[03:01] ---
    I want to find a corner
[03:04] ---
    where my heart can be lazy for a while.
[03:08] ---
    Summer is like a train
    pulling up in a station,
[03:11] ---
    leaving your troubles behind.
[03:15] ---
    Go for a ride in flip flops.
[03:17] ---
    See who touches the coconut grove first.
[03:19] ---
    Laughter floats far away
[03:20] ---
    in a relaxed atmosphere.
[03:22] ---
    Footprints crisscross into a circle.
[03:24] ---
    Waves erase them, and run away,
[03:28] ---
    saying do it again.
[03:31] ---
    Endless dreams
[03:33] ---
    stir the world.
[03:35] ---
    Break into the colors, and be mad together.
[03:39] ---
    Use your waving hands
[03:41] ---
    to connect the dances of every star.
[04:00] ---
    The Daily Life of the
    IMMORTAL KING   Season 3
[04:04] ---
    Episode Three    It'll Be You, Silvie!
[04:10] ---
    In ancient times,
[04:11] ---
    only high-staged cultivators had the
    privilege to keep spiritual beasts.
[04:15] ---
    But now,
[04:17] ---
    things are different.
[04:19] ---
    DEMON DETEDTED
SIGN    Skills Evolution Take
[04:28] ---
    Anyone, including you, can be a beast master.
[04:28] ---
    YOU can be a BEAST MASTER!
[04:28] ---
    Anyone, including you, can be a beast master.
[04:33] ---
    DEMON
    YOU can be a BEAST MASTER!
[04:33] ---
    This is the hottest thing nowadays, Beast Hunter Go.
    YOU can be a BEAST MASTER!
[04:36] ---
    This APP
[04:37] ---
    can help you find wild
    spiritual beasts nearby.
[04:39] ---
    Once you find one, you knock it out
[04:41] ---
    and put it in your gourd,
    meaning you've vanquished it.
[04:46] ---
    After that, the beast will be your pet.
[04:49] ---
    Isn't it fun?
[04:50] ---
    It sounds so familiar.
[04:52] ---
    How is it?
[04:53] ---
    Do you want to catch some
    spiritual beasts along with me?
[04:56] ---
    If you beg me,
[04:57] ---
    I can give you the internal testing code.
[04:59] ---
    (Beast Hunter)
    Log in
[05:00] ---
    (Beast Hunter)
    and you'll be entitled to ten luck draws.
[05:02] ---
    Shut up!
[05:03] ---
    Spiritual beasts are our friends,
[05:04] ---
    not your toys.
[05:06] ---
    (Beast Hunter)
    Ungrateful idiots.
[05:09] ---
    (Beast Hunter)
    Let's go.
[05:10] ---
    We are not on the same path.
[05:12] ---
    Before you say that,
[05:14] ---
    get me off the tree.
[05:16] ---
    Hey, I'm talking to you.
[05:20] ---
    Guo Hao,
[05:22] ---
    why were you so outraged?
[05:24] ---
    You play Beast Hunter, too.
[05:27] ---
    Why were so angry when you saw
    Birdie 2 playing mobile version?
[05:30] ---
    I play it as a game.
[05:32] ---
    You know
[05:33] ---
    that my family runs a spiritual pet shop.
[05:35] ---
    Some of the customers captures
    spiritual beasts on their whim.
[05:37] ---
    When their interests subside,
[05:38] ---
    they will leave the beasts
    to stray in the streets.
[05:40] ---
    I've seen so many of them.
[05:55] ---
    What's going on?
[05:56] ---
    Why are there so many traps along the way?
[05:59] ---
    Could Birdie 2 be behind this?
[06:02] ---
    How would you know?
[06:03] ---
    He set these traps to
    capture spiritual beasts.
[06:05] ---
    If the beast is strong,
[06:07] ---
    he'd beat and vanquish them.
[06:08] ---
    If it is a weak and small
    beast like this one,
[06:11] ---
    he'd leave it to die.
[06:12] ---
    Damn him.
[06:13] ---
    Such dirty tricks.
[06:16] ---
    Something is not right.
[06:20] ---
    Over there.
[06:29] ---
    This is a unihorn.
[06:31] ---
    A unihorn?
[06:32] ---
    He's so badly hurt.
[06:34] ---
    Is he going to make it?
[06:35] ---
    He's lost so much blood.
[06:36] ---
    I don't think he'll make it.
[06:38] ---
    Why don't we eat him
[06:39] ---
    while he's still fresh?
[06:42] ---
    Just Kidding.
[06:56] ---
    Dad.  Mom.
[06:58] ---
    Shit.
[06:59] ---
    They're not home.
[07:01] ---
    Too bad.
[07:02] ---
    He'll be dead long before they come back.
[07:04] ---
    Forget them.
[07:05] ---
    We must try to save him now.
[07:14] ---
    BLESSING
[07:14] ---
    BLESSING
[07:14] ---
    Come and help me hold him.
[07:16] ---
    BLESSING
[07:20] ---
    What's the matter?
[07:21] ---
    He's still bleeding.
[07:23] ---
    Wang Ling,
[07:24] ---
    give me the hemostatic
    herb we just collected.
[07:38] ---
    BLESSING
[07:40] ---
    I'm making hemostatic pills.
[07:41] ---
    It'll be saved when the pills are done.
[07:43] ---
    That's great.  How long is it going to take?
[07:45] ---
    Two hours.
[07:49] ---
    Two hours?
[07:51] ---
    By that time, the unihorn
    will have become a mummy.
[07:54] ---
    I watched in a program.
[07:56] ---
    It said that herbs applied to
    wounds could also stop bleeding.
[07:58] ---
    Chen Chao, don't.
[08:01] ---
    Chen Chao!
[08:02] ---
    Hang on, Chen Chao.
[08:03] ---
    I'll do rescue breathing for you.
[08:07] ---
    BLESSING
[08:17] ---
    BLESSING
[08:18] ---
    Have you forgot what we learned in class?
[08:19] ---
    Wild hemostatic herbs are toxic.
[08:21] ---
    You are not supposed to chew them in the mouth.
[08:25] ---
    He's all right now.
[08:28] ---
    The wound is beginning to heal.
[08:40] ---
    That does it.
[08:42] ---
    After he takes some baths
    in herb-soaked water,
[08:43] ---
    he will recover.
[08:50] ---
    I found them.
[08:53] ---
    Deadly rivals always attract one another.
[09:04] ---
    It was such a mess back then
[09:05] ---
    that I didn't check it out closely.
[09:07] ---
    His fur looks so beautiful.
[09:09] ---
    He's white like silver.
[09:11] ---
    Let's call him Silvie.
[09:14] ---
    He's recovering so fast,
[09:16] ---
    from such bad conditions.
[09:18] ---
    BLESSING
[09:19] ---
    Brother Wang
[09:20] ---
    why is Silvie so intimate with you?
[09:25] ---
    That's right.
[09:26] ---
    This is a spiritual beast
    from very ancient times.
[09:28] ---
    His blood has the magical
    effect of rapid healing.
[09:32] ---
    Mr. Tang,
[09:33] ---
    what are you doing in my shop?
[09:36] ---
    If you are not here to buy cat litter,
[09:38] ---
    I'd have to ask you to leave.
[09:40] ---
    According to article 106
    of The Spiritual Beast Act,
[09:42] ---
    when more than one person are
    hunting for the same wild beast,
[09:45] ---
    the first person who hurts it physically
[09:47] ---
    gets the ownership of the beast.
[09:50] ---
    The sword wound in his foot is the proof.
[09:52] ---
    Surrender him now.
[09:56] ---
    So you are that bastard.
[09:59] ---
    What's wrong with you, Guo Hao?
[10:01] ---
    Now that you mentioned
    The Spiritual Beast Ace,
[10:03] ---
    let's settle it in the
    beast cultivator's way.
[10:06] ---
    I challenge you to a spiritual beast duel.
[10:11] ---
    I hope you don't regret it.
[10:14] ---
    A spiritual beast duel,
[10:16] ---
    as the phrase implies,
[10:17] ---
    is a fight between the spiritual
    beasts from both parties.
[10:20] ---
    In Huaxiu's long history,
[10:22] ---
    there have been many disputes
    over the ownership of a beast.
[10:27] ---
    Therefore, cultivators in ancient times
    came up with The Spiritual Beast Act
[10:31] ---
    to settle the disputes by way
    of a spiritual beast duel.
[10:34] ---
    This practice has continued
    till the present day.
[10:36] ---
    If I win,
[10:37] ---
    this little beast will be mine.
[10:40] ---
    If I win,
[10:42] ---
    you will be forbidden to
    step on my family mountain.
[10:46] ---
    It's a deal.
[10:50] ---
    Guo Hao,
[10:51] ---
    do you have a beast in your
    shop that can beat his?
[10:54] ---
    Go,
[10:55] ---
    Froggy 2.
[10:58] ---
    No, I won't.
[11:01] ---
    It's your business and you
    settle it by yourselves.
[11:03] ---
    Do it, please.
[11:05] ---
    We are partners.
[11:06] ---
    Froggy 2,
[11:07] ---
    are you so hardhearted as to watch Silvie
    fall into Tang Jingze's evil hands?
[11:10] ---
    Do you regard me as your friend or as a dog?
[11:14] ---
    Your beast feels too ashamed
[11:16] ---
    to fight.
[11:18] ---
    I suggest you admit defeat now.
[11:20] ---
    Froggy 2.
[11:21] ---
    What?
[11:22] ---
    Be nice.
[11:27] ---
    All right.
[11:28] ---
    For the sake of begging me.
[11:32] ---
    What are you doing, Silvie?
[11:34] ---
    Come back.
[11:35] ---
    You'll be killed.
[11:42] ---
    He sure has some guts.
[11:49] ---
    All right.
[11:50] ---
    We respect your decision.
[11:56] ---
    He is delivering himself.
[11:59] ---
    You asked for it.
[12:02] ---
    Rangurotora, crush him.
[12:08] ---
    Silvie, use Hundred-Thousand Fatt.
[12:12] ---
    Wait.
[12:13] ---
    We don't know yet what skills Silvie has.
[12:24] ---
    That's the chance, Silvie.
[12:26] ---
    Use CRASH.
[12:32] ---
    Rangurotora
    CRASH<br>[12:32] ---
    Red Lotus True Fire
    Heaven Blasting Flame
[12:42] ---
    A bug as small as you should dare
    to challenge my Rangurotora.
[12:47] ---
    Stop this boring game now.
[12:50] ---
    Rangurotora,
[12:51] ---
    use Red Lotus True Fire.
[12:55] ---
    Dodge, Silvie.
[13:04] ---
    Luckily, Silvie was fast enough
[13:06] ---
    to have dodged all of them.
[13:07] ---
    I don't think so.
[13:15] ---
    Last strike.
[13:16] ---
    Rangurotora,
[13:17] ---
    use Heaven Blasting Flame.
[13:21] ---
    Oh, no.
[13:22] ---
    Silvie, run.
[13:29] ---
    Silvie,
[13:30] ---
    keep it up!
[13:48] ---
    What?
[13:48] ---
    What's going on?
[13:49] ---
    Silvie...
[13:51] ---
    is evolving.
[13:53] ---
    I knew he was no ordinary beast.
[13:56] ---
    However, the result will remain the same.
[13:58] ---
    Rangurotora,
[14:00] ---
    let's fire.
[14:10] ---
    No, it can't be.
[14:18] ---
    Silvie, put him out.
[14:44] ---
    I will be back!
[14:58] ---
    Even if the world before me
[15:01] ---
    will change or drift away,
[15:05] ---
    I will be waiting for you
    forever at the end of time.
[15:11] ---
    Before I am ready,
[15:13] ---
    life has changed.
[15:16] ---
    I'm confused at the crossroad,
[15:19] ---
    wondering which way is home.
[15:22] ---
    My birthday wishes,
[15:24] ---
    did anyone hear them this time?
[15:27] ---
    Keep my words to myself,
[15:29] ---
    and my memories float in the starry sky.
[15:32] ---
    Occasionally I feel depressed.
[15:35] ---
    Occasionally I feel sad.
[15:38] ---
    Who knows the weakness behind my smile?
[15:43] ---
    Mom said that time
[15:45] ---
    once roared like a wind.
[15:48] ---
    Feel your hopes.
[15:51] ---
    Look forward to beautiful.
[15:55] ---
    This power comes because
    we have each other around.
[15:59] ---
    Even if the world before me
[16:02] ---
    will change or drift away,
[16:06] ---
    I will be waiting for you
    forever at the end of time.
[16:12] ---
    I will be waiting for you
    forever at the end of time.
[16:21] ---
    Damn.
[16:33] ---
    Be nice, little rabbit.
[16:35] ---
    Give me the sword.
[16:44] ---
    Well...
[16:45] ---
    I...
[16:47] ---
    I didn't mean to set that many traps.
[16:49] ---
    We are friends, aren't we?
[16:51] ---
    No!

E4 - Silvie's Uproar
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[00:14] ---
    Kyuumiya,
[00:15] ---
    you don't know at all why you lost.
[00:17] ---
    What?
[00:20] ---
    Because
[00:21] ---
    you are the only one who doesn't follow this animation.
[00:26] ---
    Beast Hunter
    (Beast Hunter)
[00:26] ---
    For Lease
    Beast Hunter
    (Beast Hunter)
[00:28] ---
    beast master
    For Lease
    Beast Hunter
    (Beast Hunter)
[00:35] ---
    My young lady,
[00:35] ---
    (GO: run)
    Beast Hunter Go that you represent
[00:37] ---
    has had more than 10 million downloads.
[00:40] ---
    Promotions can be seen all over Songhai.
[00:42] ---
    Now
[00:43] ---
    you must be the top girl of Faction 60,
[00:45] ---
    no, of the entire Songhai.
[00:48] ---
    Look, my young lady.
[00:49] ---
    Cultivators from Faction 60 are greeting you at the gate.
[00:55] ---
    Song Rong,
[00:57] ---
    let's see what you have in your sleeves to fight against me.
[01:12] ---
    Cultivator friends of Faction 60,
[01:15] ---
    your top girl
[01:16] ---
    is back.
[01:28] ---
    It feels so smooth.
[01:29] ---
    How lovely.
[01:31] ---
    Can I hold him in my arms?
[01:33] ---
    Where did you find this lovely spiritual pet?
[01:41] ---
    My young lady,
[01:42] ---
    look.
[01:43] ---
    FACTION SIXTY     List of Popularity
    Ranking                  Votes
    Silvie, Sun, Froggy 2, Yoshiko Kyuumiya
[01:48] ---
    How can they
[01:50] ---
    love a unihorn donkey and a dog more than they love me?
[01:53] ---
    We found the dying Silvie in the mountain yesterday.
[01:56] ---
    Thanks to my expertise,
[01:58] ---
    I saved his life.
[02:01] ---
    I'm now the one he loves most.
[02:13] ---
    Silvie.
[02:16] ---
    Silvie.
[02:21] ---
    Wait.
[02:23] ---
    This spiritual beast
[02:25] ---
    is like seeing it too much to see it again.
[02:30] ---
    Look at the blue sky,
[02:33] ---
    clear sky in the wind.
[02:38] ---
    The sea breeze is soft,
[02:42] ---
    soft as your hug.
SIGN    Adapted from the story of the same title by author Ku Xuan from Chinese Qidian Website of Yuewen Group The Daily Life of the Immortal King
[03:01] ---
    I want to find a corner
[03:04] ---
    where my heart can be lazy for a while.
[03:08] ---
    Summer is like a train pulling up in a station,
[03:11] ---
    leaving your troubles behind.
[03:15] ---
    Go for a ride in flip flops.
[03:17] ---
    See who touches the coconut grove first.
[03:19] ---
    Laughter floats far away
[03:20] ---
    in a relaxed atmosphere.
[03:22] ---
    Footprints crisscross into a circle.
[03:24] ---
    Waves erase them, and run away,
[03:28] ---
    saying do it again.
[03:31] ---
    Endless dreams
[03:33] ---
    stir the world.
[03:35] ---
    Break into the colors, and be mad together.
[03:39] ---
    Use your waving hands
[03:41] ---
    to connect the dances of every star.
[03:59] ---
    The Daily Life of the IMMORTAL KING    Season 3
[04:04] ---
    Episode Four    Silvie's Uproar
[04:19] ---
    Stupid humans.
[04:20] ---
    You don't know at all how valuable this beast is.
[04:24] ---
    The blood of the unihorn is the true treasure.
[04:27] ---
    A suck of it
[04:29] ---
    and I'll be...
[04:36] ---
    Who is so daring to stop me?
[04:40] ---
    Well,
[04:42] ---
    I saw you all went to your classes
[04:43] ---
    and left the valuable beast alone here.
[04:45] ---
    I was afraid that some bad guy might come and do him harm,
[04:47] ---
    so I came to protect him.
[04:49] ---
    Protect him.
[04:50] ---
    Protect him?
[04:52] ---
    Yes, that's right.
[04:53] ---
    You don't believe me, do you?
[04:54] ---
    Do you think I was going to eat him?
[04:56] ---
    Am I a dirty dog like that in your eyes?
[04:58] ---
    I'm sorry.
[05:13] ---
    Are you serious?
[05:14] ---
    Using your magic against me.
[05:15] ---
    Don't have the slightest trust between us?
[05:20] ---
    All right.  I know I shouldn't have done that.
[05:21] ---
    Put me down.
[05:22] ---
    I have my own legs.
[05:27] ---
    Now you are alone, finally.
[05:32] ---
    Stupid cultivators.
[05:34] ---
    You don't know at all how valuable this beast is.
[05:38] ---
    DEMON
[05:38] ---
    The blood of the unihorn is the true treasure.
[05:41] ---
    A suck of it
[05:42] ---
    and I'll be immortal.
[06:06] ---
    Little Raccoon
[06:16] ---
    It is against the school rules
[06:18] ---
    to bring a spiritual pet on campus.
[06:21] ---
    Instructor Wang,
[06:23] ---
    let me explain.
[06:25] ---
    Little Raccoon
[06:27] ---
    Little Raccoon
[06:41] ---
    Don't ever do it again.
[06:47] ---
    My young lady,
[06:48] ---
    the beast is protected by a bursting formation when he is alone,
[06:51] ---
    and we can't do anything when there's someone around.
[06:53] ---
    What shall we do?
[06:58] ---
    I got it.
[07:00] ---
    If we can't go into the formation to get the beast,
[07:02] ---
    let's make the beast too big for the formation to hold.
[07:07] ---
    My young lady,
[07:08] ---
    how can we do that?
[07:10] ---
    Do you have any red grain boluses with you?
[07:18] ---
    Little Raccoon
[07:28] ---
    Little Raccoon
[07:38] ---
    Beast cultivator was an important branch of cultivation in ancient times.
[07:42] ---
    New Start
[07:42] ---
    The cultivators used magic wares like gourds
[07:45] ---
    to vanquish spiritual beasts
[07:48] ---
    and then tamed them.
[07:51] ---
    It's an earthquake.
[07:52] ---
    Don't panic, everyone.
[07:53] ---
    Follow my directions and evacuate in order.
[07:59] ---
    Silvie.
[08:06] ---
    I told you
[08:08] ---
    Silvie would evolve.
[08:09] ---
    Hey,
[08:10] ---
    that's not the point.
[08:12] ---
    What's the matter with Silvie?
[08:13] ---
    How come he became so big suddenly?
[08:15] ---
    Legend has it that some valuable ancient beasts
[08:18] ---
    would devour large amounts of food
[08:19] ---
    in order to accumulate a great deal of spiritual energy in their fat.
[08:22] ---
    But I've never seen any beasts
[08:23] ---
    that eat a lot of food to grow bigger and bigger.
[08:25] ---
    All right, that's enough.
[08:26] ---
    Stop making noises.
[08:28] ---
    Go back to your classes.
[08:29] ---
    Instructor Wang,
[08:30] ---
    we can't just leave this big spiritual beast here alone.
[08:35] ---
    Silvie is a nice pet.
[08:37] ---
    He is not going to make any trouble.
[08:39] ---
    But
[08:39] ---
    we all saw it.
[08:41] ---
    He ate a lot of tree bark.
[08:42] ---
    Don't worry.
[08:43] ---
    Unihorns are friendly herbivores.
[08:47] ---
    My spiritual sword.
[08:49] ---
    He just ate it.
[08:52] ---
    Actually,
[08:53] ---
    unihorns are omnivores.
[08:56] ---
    My house was trampled into ruins.
[08:59] ---
    I'll repair it for you.
[09:01] ---
    Kids,
[09:02] ---
    listen to me.
[09:04] ---
    Silvie is an ancient spiritual beast that is extinct in the human world.
[09:08] ---
    No matter what trouble he has made today,
[09:10] ---
    we must be tolerant of him.
[09:12] ---
    I'm Silvie's master.
[09:14] ---
    I apologize
[09:16] ---
    for the trouble he has made.
[09:18] ---
    I will make up for all your losses.
[09:23] ---
    We are still on holiday
[09:24] ---
    but you are all here at school.
[09:25] ---
    I appreciate it.
[09:26] ---
    Moreover, Silvie is still a kid.
[10:00] ---
    Silvie,
[10:01] ---
    I know you are hungry,
[10:03] ---
    but you've got to lose some weight.
[10:04] ---
    You've been eating too much.
[10:06] ---
    You must burn up your accumulated spiritual energy
[10:08] ---
    to return to normal.
[10:10] ---
    You are too big now
[10:11] ---
    for us to take you home.
[10:13] ---
    I'm afraid you'll have to stay in the gym for a while.
[10:16] ---
    Don't worry.
[10:17] ---
    We'll come to see you first thing tomorrow morning.
[10:20] ---
    I just don't get it.
[10:22] ---
    Why did Silvie suddenly become like this?
[10:24] ---
    We know very little about ancient spiritual beasts.
[10:27] ---
    It is said that beasts in ancient times were huge.
[10:31] ---
    Silvie belongs in mother nature,
[10:34] ---
    not in cities.
[10:42] ---
    Come out now.
[10:43] ---
    I'm going to lock the door.
[11:05] ---
    It feels terrible to be given out by your master, doesn't it?
[11:09] ---
    My young lady,
[11:10] ---
    it's ‘given up'.
[11:11] ---
    These ignorant cultivators know nothing about your true value.
[11:16] ---
    Come to me, your sister.
[11:18] ---
    Only in the Kyuumiya family can you demonstrate your real power.
[11:25] ---
    If you evolve to the third phase,
[11:27] ---
    we'll be able to conquer Huaxiu together.
[11:40] ---
    You bastard.
[11:42] ---
    You ate my evolution stone.
[11:46] ---
    Spit it out.
[11:47] ---
    Do you know how much spiritual coins it cost me?
[11:51] ---
    Will Silver feel cold during the night?
[12:05] ---
    My young lady,
[12:06] ---
    shall we join hands to subdue the beast?
[12:08] ---
    Idiot.
[12:09] ---
    Let's get out of here.
[12:19] ---
    We now bring you breaking news.
[12:21] ---
    Songhai is being attacked by a giant monster.
[12:23] ---
    A Category A disaster.
[12:24] ---
    The Seven-Star Squad has been deployed to subdue it.
[12:26] ---
    Electric Appliances
[12:41] ---
    Seven-Star Squad,
[12:43] ---
    bullet screen array, ready.
[12:50] ---
    Fire!
[12:51] ---
    Don't kill him.
[12:53] ---
    My little cultivator friend,
[12:54] ---
    it's dangerous.
[12:55] ---
    Get out of here.
[12:56] ---
    He is my spiritual beast.
[12:57] ---
    He doesn't mean any harm.
[13:00] ---
    He may look huge,
[13:01] ---
    but he has a kind heart.
[13:02] ---
    He...
[13:07] ---
    Spread out.
[13:13] ---
    I didn't expect things to go so far.
[13:16] ---
    What are you going to do now?
[13:18] ---
    Kick Silvie into the air
[13:19] ---
    as you did to me?
[13:21] ---
    No way.
[13:22] ---
    That'll hurt him.
[13:24] ---
    We are both spiritual pets
[13:25] ---
    but are treated so differently.
[13:27] ---
    Froggy 2,
[13:29] ---
    I'll count on you.
[13:32] ---
    You release it?
[13:50] ---
    Oh no.
[13:51] ---
    Another giant monster showed up on Songhai Avenue.
[13:54] ---
    And,
[13:55] ---
    it looks like the demon king that was sealed up ten years ago,
[13:57] ---
    the Giant Frog.
[13:59] ---
    Master.  It's my master.
[14:01] ---
    We will win, for sure.
[14:05] ---
    You naughty boy.
[14:06] ---
    I don't believe you really released the seal on me.
[14:09] ---
    The force of the demon king is so enjoyable.
[14:13] ---
    Look out!
[14:24] ---
    An ancient spiritual beast indeed.
[14:25] ---
    That hit really hurt me.
[14:31] ---
    I'm going to load my Giant Beast Canon.
[14:33] ---
    Hold on.
[14:34] ---
    Wait for my instructions.
[14:43] ---
    What are you waiting for?
[14:45] ---
    If he gets ready for his lightning force,
[14:47] ---
    we'll all be finished.
[14:48] ---
    What is going on?
[14:50] ---
    Why isn't master doing anything?
[14:58] ---
    Froggy 2,
[14:59] ---
    open your mouth.
[15:19] ---
    I get it.
[15:20] ---
    In this way,
[15:21] ---
    the spiritual beast won't be hurt,
[15:23] ---
    but his excess spiritual force will be absorbed.
[15:47] ---
    Even if the world before me
[15:50] ---
    will change or drift away,
[15:54] ---
    I will be waiting for you forever at the end of time.
[16:00] ---
    Before I am ready,
[16:02] ---
    life has changed.
[16:05] ---
    I'm confused at the crossroad,
[16:08] ---
    wondering which way is home.
[16:11] ---
    My birthday wishes,
[16:13] ---
    did anyone hear them this time?
[16:16] ---
    Keep my words to myself,
[16:18] ---
    and my memories float in the starry sky.
[16:21] ---
    Occasionally I feel depressed.
[16:24] ---
    Occasionally I feel sad.
[16:27] ---
    Who knows the weakness behind my smile?
[16:32] ---
    Mom said that time
[16:34] ---
    once roared like a wind.
[16:37] ---
    Feel your hopes.
[16:40] ---
    Look forward to beautiful.
[16:44] ---
    This power comes because we have each other around.
[16:48] ---
    Even if the world before me
[16:51] ---
    will change or drift away,
[16:55] ---
    I will be waiting for you forever at the end of time.
[17:01] ---
    I will be waiting for you forever at the end of time.
[17:19] ---
    Master,
[17:20] ---
    thank you for helping us
[17:21] ---
    stop the giant beast.
[17:23] ---
    After what happened today,
[17:24] ---
    the unihorn will be known to everyone in the human world.
[17:28] ---
    Bloody battles will be inevitable.
[17:32] ---
    This beast is so dangerous.
[17:33] ---
    Why don't you give it to the Seven-Star Squad to safeguard it?
[17:35] ---
    No,
[17:37] ---
    Silvie doesn't belong in our world.
[17:44] ---
    Master,
[17:46] ---
    where are you taking him?
[18:02] ---
    Home.

E5 - You Are My Sword
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[00:14] ---
    Kyuumiya,
[00:15] ---
    you don't know at all why you lost.
[00:17] ---
    What?
[00:20] ---
    Because
[00:21] ---
    you are the only one who
    doesn't follow this animation.
[00:26] ---
    Songhai Antiques Night Market
[00:34] ---
    How much is this?
[00:37] ---
    Thousand-year-old refining furnace,
[00:39] ---
    at a very low price.
[00:42] ---
    Ancient spirit figures, I have them all.
[00:48] ---
    A brilliant insight you have, my friend,
[00:50] ---
    having picked out the treasure of my shop.
[00:53] ---
    Check it out.
[00:55] ---
    Look at the finish of the flat,
[00:57] ---
    the crystal rust,
[00:58] ---
    and the carving, two dragons
    playing with a pearl.
[01:01] ---
    This is a genuine dragon slaughtering
    sword from the Qianlong years.
[01:06] ---
    It's not bad,
[01:08] ---
    but it doesn't look that old.
[01:14] ---
    To tell you the truth,
[01:16] ---
    this sword just came out
    of a cultivator's cave.
[01:21] ---
    Are you sure?
[01:22] ---
    Thunder
[01:22] ---
    A friend of mine asked me to sell it for him.
    Thunder
[01:25] ---
    Besides, I don't want to keep this hot potato in my hands.
    Thunder
[01:27] ---
    Thunder
[01:27] ---
    I have a feeling that you are
    destined to meet the sword today.
[01:30] ---
    I'll give you a very favorable price
[01:31] ---
    and it'll be yours.
[01:33] ---
    All right.  How much?
[01:37] ---
    Eighty thousand.
[01:42] ---
    Let's go, Lingling.
[01:44] ---
    Greedy hawkers.
[01:46] ---
    You got it wrong, bro.
[01:48] ---
    I meant eight thousand.
[01:49] ---
    No, eighty.
[01:50] ---
    Keep the treasure sword to yourself
[01:52] ---
    to slaughter your dragon.
[02:00] ---
    Look at the blue sky,
[02:02] ---
    clear sky in the wind.
[02:07] ---
    The sea breeze is soft,
[02:11] ---
    soft as your hug.
SIGN    Adapted from the story of the same title by author Ku Xuan from Chinese Qidian Website of Yuewen Group The Daily Life of the Immortal King
[02:30] ---
    I want to find a corner
[02:33] ---
    where my heart can be lazy for a while.
[02:37] ---
    Summer is like a train
    pulling up in a station,
[02:40] ---
    leaving your troubles behind.
[02:44] ---
    Go for a ride in flip flops.
[02:46] ---
    See who touches the coconut grove first.
[02:48] ---
    Laughter floats far away
[02:49] ---
    in a relaxed atmosphere.
[02:52] ---
    Footprints crisscross into a circle.
[02:53] ---
    Waves erase them, and run away,
[02:57] ---
    saying do it again.
[03:00] ---
    Endless dreams
[03:02] ---
    stir the world.
[03:04] ---
    Break into the colors, and be mad together.
[03:08] ---
    Use your waving hands
[03:11] ---
    to connect the dances of every star.
[03:29] ---
    The Daily Life of the IMMORTAL KING
[03:29] ---
    The Daily Life of the IMMORTAL KING  Season 3
[03:33] ---
    Episode Five    You Are My Sword
[03:37] ---
    Under the full moon last night,
[03:40] ---
    the four top swordsmen of Huaxiu gathered
    at the highest point of Songhai
[03:45] ---
    to have a sword contest the
    world had never known before,
[03:49] ---
    in order to decide who is the
    No. 1 swordsman on earth.
[03:53] ---
    The last sword contest took
    place over a hundred years ago.
[03:57] ---
    The skills of the four swordsmen
    have all reached supremacy.
[04:01] ---
    Master Ye from the South is...
[04:03] ---
    All right, all right.  Cut the crap.
[04:04] ---
    Just tell us how they played.
[04:08] ---
    Before the swords were
    drawn out of the sheaths,
[04:12] ---
    their force was already
    felt all over the place.
[04:15] ---
    At this moment, a mysterious swordsman
    dressed in white descended.
[04:20] ---
    She was wearing a bamboo hat,
[04:23] ---
    a white robe,
[04:25] ---
    with a white sword in her hand
[04:27] ---
    which shone chillingly in the moonlight.
[04:31] ---
    The strongest swords of Huaxiu
[04:34] ---
    are all here.
[04:37] ---
    Who are you
[04:38] ---
    to interrupt our contest?
[04:41] ---
    Come and fight me, all
    the four of you together.
[04:43] ---
    Enraged,
[04:44] ---
    the four swordsmen drew
    their swords simultaneously.
[04:48] ---
    But in the blink of an eye,
[04:50] ---
    a lightning flashed before their eyes,
[04:52] ---
    and all of the four swords were bent.
[04:55] ---
    Instantly, they were all defeated.
[05:00] ---
    You little bugs
[05:02] ---
    are not the swords I'm looking for.
[05:04] ---
    Then the mysterious swordsman
[05:07] ---
    kicked the ground gently with her tiptoes
[05:09] ---
    and disappeared into the darkness.
[05:12] ---
    You made it up, didn't you?
[05:14] ---
    No one can defeat the four swordsmen.
[05:16] ---
    I was telling the truth.
[05:18] ---
    I watched it on live transmission.
[05:20] ---
    Chen Chao.  Wang Ling.
[05:22] ---
    Here.
[05:23] ---
    Come onto the stage for your test.
[05:24] ---
    Coming.
[05:33] ---
    Brother Wang,
[05:35] ---
    can't you have a better sword?
[05:37] ---
    If I break your little wood sword,
[05:39] ---
    don't ask me to pay for it.
[06:09] ---
    Li Chao!
[06:14] ---
    You said you wouldn't use full force.
[06:18] ---
    Li Chao.
[06:18] ---
    Jingke,
    Li Chao.
[06:19] ---
    Li Chao.
[06:19] ---
    say something.
    Li Chao.
[06:20] ---
    Li Chao.
[06:21] ---
    Li Chao.
[06:22] ---
    Bent to such an extent.
    Li Chao.
[06:23] ---
    Bent to such an extent.
[06:24] ---
    Guess it has to be reforged.
[06:32] ---
    What's the matter?
[06:34] ---
    My Oceans don't obey me.
[06:39] ---
    Look out, Brother Wang.
[06:44] ---
    What's going on?
[06:55] ---
    Keep it up, Chief Chen.
[07:02] ---
    How come Brother Wang's sword
    has such strong magnetic force?
[07:05] ---
    Is it possible that Wang Ling's sword
    has reached the awakening stage?
[07:09] ---
    The awaken stage?
[07:11] ---
    Right.
[07:12] ---
    After a spiritual sword has been
    exercised by its master for some time,
[07:14] ---
    it will reach the awakening stage.
[07:16] ---
    At this stage, the sword becomes
    irritable, aggressive and rebellious.
[07:20] ---
    Why are my Oceans drawn to Jingke?
[07:23] ---
    That's because a sword at the awakening
    stage produces a magnetic field.
[07:27] ---
    In the field,
[07:28] ---
    swords of the same sex repel each other
[07:29] ---
    while swords of different
    sexes attract each other.
[07:32] ---
    Was my Li Chao
[07:33] ---
    bent because of that?
[07:35] ---
    What shall we do now?
[07:36] ---
    Our spiritual swords are bent like this.
[07:38] ---
    We cannot go on with the test.
[07:40] ---
    I have an idea.
[07:41] ---
    Why don't you come with me to Sword Tomb?
[07:43] ---
    Sword Tomb?
[07:48] ---
    Sister Lin,
[07:50] ---
    why did you choose to live here?
[07:52] ---
    I found my sword spirit sister
[07:55] ---
    and we moved back to live here.
[07:59] ---
    Why are there so many broken
    swords stuck in the ground?
[08:02] ---
    Because this is the tomb of spiritual swords.
[08:05] ---
    Swords that were not properly forged
    or were too deformed to be restored
[08:08] ---
    are all sent here.
[08:10] ---
    Is this the place where you grew up?
[08:13] ---
    Yes, it is.
[08:14] ---
    That's why I had many materials
    to use to learn sword forging.
[08:18] ---
    Don't worry.
[08:19] ---
    My sister will be able to repair your swords.
[08:23] ---
    We are back, sister.
[08:30] ---
    Xiaoyu,
[08:32] ---
    you're back early today.
[08:34] ---
    You have some friends with you.
[08:36] ---
    Sister,
[08:37] ---
    our swords were somewhat
    spoiled during our practice.
[08:40] ---
    We want you to have a look at them.
[08:44] ---
    Sister,
[08:45] ---
    please see if you can save my Li Chao.
[08:49] ---
    Don't stand in the courtyard.
[08:51] ---
    Come into the room and have a seat.
[09:01] ---
    It's nothing serious.
[09:03] ---
    The flat is bent to one side.
[09:04] ---
    Straighten it out and it'll be fine.
[09:06] ---
    Sister,
[09:07] ---
    please have a look at my Oceans.
[09:11] ---
    What's wrong with all these swords?
[09:14] ---
    It's hard to say.
[09:17] ---
    Check them out and you'll see.
[09:26] ---
    Brother Wang, what's the
    matter with your sword?
[09:29] ---
    Oceans, why are you so sad?
[09:37] ---
    I see now.
[09:38] ---
    The Sea Embraces All Rivers
[09:38] ---
    A spiritual sword reaching
    its awakening stage
[09:40] ---
    is attracted by a sword of the opposite sex.
[09:43] ---
    But this is the first time I've seen a sword
[09:45] ---
    with such strong magnetic force.
[09:47] ---
    I don't get it.
[09:48] ---
    Brother Wang, your sword
    is made from peach wood.
[09:51] ---
    How come it has magnetic force?
[09:51] ---
    How come it has magnetic force?
[09:53] ---
    A sword at its awakening stage
    usually feels anxious and confused,
[09:56] ---
    which tend to make it rebellious.
[09:58] ---
    The magnetic field is the external expression
[10:00] ---
    of the sword's psychological problems.
[10:01] ---
    Proper communication and
    guidance are needed here.
[10:04] ---
    The Sea Embraces All Rivers
[10:04] ---
    Do you mean we need to give a
    sword psychological counseling?
[10:08] ---
    Anybody home?
[10:13] ---
    Ma...
[10:14] ---
    Students,
[10:15] ---
    what brought you hear?
[10:17] ---
    Brother Zhuo,
[10:18] ---
    they are all Xiaoyu's friends.
[10:20] ---
    They are here to have their swords repaired.
[10:22] ---
    I see.
[10:24] ---
    What does the sword stuck to your belly mean?
[10:29] ---
    Master Zhuo, let's forget about it for now.
[10:31] ---
    Are you also here to repair your sword?
[10:33] ---
    Yes.
[10:36] ---
    What happened to it?
[10:39] ---
    You must have heard
[10:40] ---
    about the swordsman in white that
    recently showed up in Songhai.
[10:43] ---
    She challenged every swordsman
    she met to a duel these days,
[10:47] ---
    which seriously affected public security.
[10:49] ---
    The Sever-Star Squad was deployed to get her.
[10:52] ---
    Then what happened?
[10:57] ---
    It seems...
[10:58] ---
    the way the sword was spoiled is familiar.
[11:01] ---
    What sword does the swordsman in white use?
[11:03] ---
    About 1 Chi (1.1 feet)
    long, made from peach wood,
[11:06] ---
    very aggressive,
[11:07] ---
    with very strong magnetic force.
[11:09] ---
    During the fight, it drew all
    our swords to it and bent them.
[11:18] ---
    Hello?
[11:20] ---
    What?
[11:21] ---
    The swordsman in white showed up again?
[11:23] ---
    Captain, all of our swords are bent.
[11:25] ---
    We cannot fight without swords.
[11:27] ---
    Master Zhuo,
[11:28] ---
    why don't you send us there?
[11:29] ---
    You stay here until your sword is repaired.
[11:31] ---
    But...
[11:32] ---
    you are still senior students.
[11:35] ---
    Don't forget
[11:36] ---
    we fought side by side
[11:38] ---
    and beat the demon race.
[11:40] ---
    Antiques    Songhai Antiques Symposium
[11:42] ---
    Antiques    Songhai Antiques Symposium
[11:42] ---
    Antiques    Songhai Antiques Symposium
[11:45] ---
    Songhai Antiques Night Market
[11:48] ---
    So weak.
[11:49] ---
    Don't you have even one sword
    that can hold up to my strike?
[11:52] ---
    Go get her.
[11:57] ---
    Antiques    Songhai Antiques Symposium
[11:59] ---
    My young lady,
[12:00] ---
    the behavior of this swordsman is weird.
[12:02] ---
    Many of our men tried to fight her,
[12:04] ---
    but all their weapons were damaged.
[12:06] ---
    If this goes on,
[12:07] ---
    we won't have enough weapons in our reserve.
[12:09] ---
    Report.
[12:12] ---
    My young lady, the Seven-Star
    Squad is coming.
[12:15] ---
    Let's get out of here.
[12:24] ---
    As expected,
[12:25] ---
    you are not the swords
    I'm looking for, either.
[12:49] ---
    Antiques    Songhai Antiques Symposium
[12:52] ---
    Nice move, Xiaoyu.
[12:55] ---
    Antiques
[12:56] ---
    Now comes a sword that doesn't bend.
[13:05] ---
    These little cultivator friends from
    Faction 60 have great potentials.
[13:08] ---
    However, their skills are not high enough
[13:09] ---
    to hold them up long.
[13:11] ---
    When are you going to make your move, Master?
[13:14] ---
    Jingke, stop playing around.
[13:17] ---
    Time to fight.
[13:18] ---
    No, I won't.
[13:24] ---
    Swords at their awaken stage
    are usually rebellious.
[13:27] ---
    Pushing them hard could backfire.
[13:29] ---
    Little brother,
[13:31] ---
    why are you sticking to me?
[13:33] ---
    Because I like you, sister.
[13:36] ---
    Do you know what kind of
    spiritual sword I like?
[13:40] ---
    What kind of spiritual
    sword do you like, sister?
[13:42] ---
    I like powerful swords
[13:44] ---
    that can protect others.
[13:47] ---
    I am very powerful, sister.
[13:53] ---
    Songhai Antiques Night Market
[13:59] ---
    Brother Wang, be careful.
[14:01] ---
    Antiques    Songhai Antiques Symposium
[14:04] ---
    Anyone else?
[14:10] ---
    Songhai Antiques Night Market
[14:13] ---
    I won't allow you to hurt my sister.
[14:18] ---
    Wait.
[14:19] ---
    She is...
[14:21] ---
    All right, all right, Lingling.
[14:23] ---
    I know.  I know.
[14:25] ---
    Okay, you win.
[14:26] ---
    It's just a little wood sword.
[14:27] ---
    I'll buy it for you.
[14:30] ---
    You seemed to have changed
    your mind, my friend.
[14:32] ---
    I've kept the dragon
    slaughtering sword for you.
[14:35] ---
    Nonsense.
[14:36] ---
    I don't want that sword.
[14:39] ---
    How much is this peach wood sword?
[14:41] ---
    998
[14:42] ---
    Are you crazy?
[14:44] ---
    I'd say this little thing is only worth 9.8.
[14:45] ---
    Be serious, sir.
[14:48] ---
    This is made from genuine Phoebezhennan.
[14:50] ---
    Thunder
[14:50] ---
    This is made from genuine Phoebezhennan.
[14:50] ---
    Thunder
[14:50] ---
    Uncle,
[14:52] ---
    where is the sheath of the sword?
[14:55] ---
    Thunder
[14:58] ---
    A sword and its sheath make a pair.
[14:59] ---
    You lost the sheath
[15:02] ---
    and now are selling a crippled
    sword at such a high price.
[15:06] ---
    Let's go home, Lingling.
[15:07] ---
    I just can't stay any longer at
    the stall of a dishonest business.
[15:16] ---
    Finally,
[15:18] ---
    I found you.
[15:19] ---
    Sister.
[15:26] ---
    You are my sword.
[15:37] ---
    Even if the world before me
[15:40] ---
    will change or drift away,
[15:44] ---
    I will be waiting for you
    forever at the end of time.
[15:49] ---
    Before I am ready,
[15:51] ---
    life has changed.
[15:55] ---
    I'm confused at the crossroad,
[15:57] ---
    wondering which way is home.
[16:00] ---
    My birthday wishes,
[16:02] ---
    did anyone hear them this time?
[16:06] ---
    Keep my words to yourself,
[16:08] ---
    and my memories float in the starry sky.
[16:11] ---
    Occasionally I feel depressed.
[16:13] ---
    Occasionally I feel sad.
[16:16] ---
    Who knows the weakness behind my smile?
[16:22] ---
    Mom said that time
[16:24] ---
    once roared like a wind.
[16:27] ---
    Feel your hopes.
[16:29] ---
    Look forward to beautiful.
[16:34] ---
    This power comes because
    we have each other around.
[16:38] ---
    Even if the world before me
[16:40] ---
    will change or drift away,
[16:45] ---
    I will be waiting for you
    forever at the end of time.
[16:50] ---
    I will be waiting for you
    forever at the end of time.
[16:57] ---
    On the night of September 29,
[16:58] ---
    Master Zhuo Yi and the Seven-Star Squad
[17:01] ---
    arrested the swordsman in white
[17:02] ---
    who reportedly forced people to fight
    with him in the Streets of Songhai.
[17:03] ---
    Swordsman in white arrested.
[17:04] ---
    According to the Department of Cultivation,
[17:05] ---
    the suspect is now locked
    away in the supreme jail.
[17:07] ---
    the suspect is now locked
    away in the supreme jail.
[17:07] ---
    Thank you, Master,
[17:08] ---
    to settle another bizarre case.
[17:10] ---
    Have you cleaned things up?
[17:12] ---
    Don't worry.  I've made all
    necessary arrangements.
[17:14] ---
    Nobody will know you were involved.
[17:17] ---
    Now that you've found your sheath,
[17:18] ---
    the magnetic field of the
    sword should be gone.
[17:21] ---
    Right.
[17:23] ---
    No matter how sharp a sword is,
[17:25] ---
    it needs a sheath to protect it.
[17:29] ---
    Oh, yes, Master,
[17:30] ---
    where is your sheath?
[17:32] ---
    She's being given a lesson.
[17:33] ---
    A lesson?
[17:39] ---
    I was wrong, sister.  Please let me go.
[17:45] ---
    No way.
[17:46] ---
    You messed it up and you mend it yourself.
[17:48] ---
    Repair all the swords.
[17:52] ---
    I want to play video games.

E6 - It's My Round
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[00:14] ---
    Kyuumiya,
[00:15] ---
    you don't know at all why you lost.
[00:17] ---
    What?
[00:20] ---
    Because
[00:21] ---
    you are the only one who
    doesn't follow this animation.
[00:29] ---
    Thunder
[00:45] ---
    Don't let them get away.
[00:57] ---
    Sit down, all of you.
[01:05] ---
    Don't move.
[01:12] ---
    Shit.
[01:14] ---
    Zhuo Yi to headquarters.
[01:15] ---
    The most valuable auction item was stolen.
[01:17] ---
    I request combing the entire
    area along the railroad.
[01:19] ---
    Master Zhuo.
[01:22] ---
    Lord Thunder,
[01:24] ---
    what are you doing here?
[01:25] ---
    Let me ask you first.
[01:27] ---
    Is this what you are looking for?
[01:31] ---
    My young lady, we've got the thing.
[01:34] ---
    Show me.
[01:35] ---
    Yes, my young lady.
[01:45] ---
    Look at the blue sky,
[01:47] ---
    clear sky in the wind.
[01:52] ---
    The sea breeze is soft,
[01:56] ---
    soft as your hug.
SIGN    Adapted from the story of the same title by author Ku Xuan from Chinese Qidian Website of Yuewen Group The Daily Life of the Immortal King
[02:15] ---
    I want to find a corner
[02:18] ---
    where my heart can be lazy for a while.
[02:22] ---
    Summer is like a train
    pulling up in a station,
[02:25] ---
    leaving your troubles behind.
[02:29] ---
    Go for a ride in flip flops.
[02:31] ---
    See who touches the coconut grove first.
[02:33] ---
    Laughter floats far away
[02:34] ---
    in a relaxed atmosphere.
[02:37] ---
    Footprints crisscross into a circle.
[02:38] ---
    Waves erase them, and run away,
[02:42] ---
    saying do it again.
[02:45] ---
    Endless dreams
[02:47] ---
    stir the world.
[02:49] ---
    Break into the colors, and be mad together.
[02:53] ---
    Use your waving hands
[02:56] ---
    to connect the dances of every star.
[03:14] ---
    The Daily Life of the IMMORTAL KING
[03:14] ---
    The Daily Life of the
    IMMORTAL KING    Season 3
[03:18] ---
    Episode Six    It's My Round
[03:31] ---
    TANG
[03:34] ---
    TANG
[03:49] ---
    Thank you for your help, Lord Thunder,
[03:52] ---
    in taking back the most
    valuable item for the auction.
[03:55] ---
    It's no big deal.  Not worth mentioning.
[03:58] ---
    Are you here to participate
    in the auction, Master Zhuo?
[04:02] ---
    No,
[04:03] ---
    I'm here to safeguard the
    transportation of the auction items.
[04:06] ---
    My job is done and I have nothing else to do.
[04:08] ---
    So, I think I'd pay a visit to the biggest
    auction house in the human world.
[04:12] ---
    Are you here to participate, Lord?
[04:15] ---
    Of course.
[04:15] ---
    AUCTION
[04:16] ---
    This is one of the most spectacular occasions of the human world once in a year.
[04:19] ---
    All of the major families gather here,
[04:21] ---
    and numerous treasure items will be circulated.
[04:25] ---
    I can't afford to miss this opportunity.
[04:28] ---
    Time is up.  Let's go into the hall.
[04:31] ---
    One moment, Master Zhuo.
[04:33] ---
    Keep your personal information safe.
[04:36] ---
    Board Game
[04:50] ---
    Play your card, bro.
[04:52] ---
    I've been waiting for ages.
[04:58] ---
    NO SMOKING
[05:00] ---
    Pass.
[05:02] ---
    It's my round.  Draw a card.
[05:08] ---
    Activating the young Gorimon effect.
[05:10] ---
    Call for evolution: six-armed gorilla.
[05:11] ---
    Evolution
[05:12] ---
    Six-Armed Gorilla
    Evolution
[05:16] ---
    You are doomed!
[05:18] ---
    Six-armed gorilla, use Gorilla Roar.
[05:26] ---
    （HP: Health Point）
[05:38] ---
    What rotten cards you've got.
[05:40] ---
    You are so weak, brother.
[05:42] ---
    Brother,
[05:43] ---
    do you know why you lost?
[05:50] ---
    Six-Armed Gorilla    dirt
[05:50] ---
    Your cards were too weak.
[05:55] ---
    Dear cultivator friends,
[05:57] ---
    Songhai Fall Auction
[05:57] ---
    welcome to Songhai Fall Auction.
[06:02] ---
    In this season, we've gathered
[06:03] ---
    over ten thousand items from
    all over the human world,
[06:06] ---
    including immortal plants
    of thousands of years old,
[06:08] ---
    and golden pills and magic
    wares fabricated by masters.
[06:11] ---
    For today's event, we've
    selected tens of Class A lots
[06:15] ---
    from the ten thousand items.
[06:18] ---
    Every one of them is invaluable.
[06:20] ---
    I'm sure all of you present
    today are from top families
[06:23] ---
    or cultivation factions of the human world.
[06:25] ---
    Please enjoy the auction
[06:27] ---
    and bid for the lots you love.
[06:31] ---
    Now the first lot for today's auction,
[06:35] ---
    the remnant of a heavenly book,
[06:36] ---
    the remnant of a heavenly book,
[06:37] ---
    starting at 1 million spiritual coins.
[06:37] ---
    Heaven
[06:40] ---
    1.5 million spiritual coins.
[06:43] ---
    Bidder No. 8 doubles it to 3 million coins.
[06:46] ---
    Bidder No. 2 offers 3.5 million.
[06:49] ---
    No. 8 offers 3.6 million.
[06:51] ---
    The No. 1 auction event in
    the human world, indeed.
[06:54] ---
    It's just an old book, and the price
    has multiplied in a matter of seconds.
[06:57] ---
    It is no ordinary old book.
[07:00] ---
    It carries the legendary Forbidding Spell.
[07:04] ---
    TANG
[07:04] ---
    Three thousand years ago,
[07:06] ---
    the Tang and Sun families engaged in trades in the western regions.
[07:08] ---
    To prevent each other from breaking a deal,
[07:10] ---
    they entered into an unbreakable spell.
[07:11] ---
    SUN
[07:11] ---
    they entered into an unbreakable spell.
[07:14] ---
    The most frequent bidders, No. 2 and No. 8
[07:17] ---
    must be the Sun and Tang families.
[07:19] ---
    As we can see from their offers,
[07:21] ---
    bidder No. 2 is more aggressive.
[07:22] ---
    It should be the Tang family.
[07:24] ---
    No. 8 is more or less defensive.
    It should be the Sun family.
[07:28] ---
    You are good at calculating indeed,
[07:30] ---
    Lord Thunder,
[07:31] ---
    working out the bidders' true identities
[07:33] ---
    from the few clues.
[07:36] ---
    However, why didn't you bid, Lord Thunder?
[07:40] ---
    I have no intentions to get
    involved in their fights.
[07:43] ---
    Of course, it's mostly because...
[07:46] ---
    poor
[07:48] ---
    Convenience Store
[07:50] ---
    Come on.
[07:51] ---
    Wait for me.
[07:57] ---
    Good Luck    Doom Breaking
[07:57] ---
    Two boxes of crispy noodles.
[08:01] ---
    Little Raccoon Crispy Noodles
[08:08] ---
    What is it?
[08:15] ---
    Orthrus Dog    metal
[08:17] ---
    Rubbish.
[08:18] ---
    Don't worry, brother.
[08:20] ---
    You have two boxes of crispy noodles.
[08:21] ---
    I'm sure you'll get a golden card.
[08:29] ---
    The next lot is
[08:31] ---
    WL long johns.
[08:34] ---
    What's going on?
[08:36] ---
    Long johns at an auction?
[08:38] ---
    Master Zhuo,
[08:39] ---
    you don't know about them.
[08:41] ---
    Songhai Fall Auction
[08:41] ---
    They are no ordinary long johns.
[09:04] ---
    Must be super expensive.  They are crazy.
[09:05] ---
    It...it can't be.
[09:07] ---
    A mysterious buyer
[09:09] ---
    got the treasure garment by chance.
[09:12] ---
    It is said that the long johns used
    to be worn by a supreme cultivator.
[09:16] ---
    The enlightened long johns can even
    defend against nuclear attacks.
[09:22] ---
    There are two letters W
    and L on the long johns.
[09:25] ---
    Therefore, they are called WL long johns.
[09:31] ---
    Daddy,
[09:32] ---
    do you know where Lingling's
    red long johns are?
[09:35] ---
    They were too old.
[09:37] ---
    I threw them away.
[09:39] ---
    Balance
    scan    receive    pay    my
[09:41] ---
    Got to hurry.
[09:42] ---
    They are invaluable treasures.
    I must have them.
[09:44] ---
    Songhai Fall Auction
    Lot 4: WL Long Johns
[09:44] ---
    The starting price is 5 million spiritual coins.
[09:50] ---
    Ten million.
[09:51] ---
    Bidder No. 2 offers ten million.
[09:52] ---
    A very aggressive bid.
[09:54] ---
    Any more bid?
[09:56] ---
    Ten million calling once.
    What shall we do, Dad?
[09:57] ---
    We spent too much on the Forbidding Spell.
[10:00] ---
    Damn.
[10:01] ---
    I didn't know there would be such a treasure.
[10:03] ---
    poor
[10:05] ---
    An auction like this
[10:06] ---
    is not for us earthlings to take part in.
[10:09] ---
    Besides, the auction is coming to an end.
[10:12] ---
    The participants have almost used up their coin reserves.
[10:15] ---
    I'm afraid no one can bid higher than Tang.
[10:17] ---
    Songhai Fall Auction
    Lot 4: WL Long Johns
[10:17] ---
    11 million.
[10:19] ---
    What's the matter?
[10:20] ---
    There's still someone who can
    come up with such a high offer.
[10:23] ---
    Interesting.
[10:25] ---
    No. 9 has been silent
[10:28] ---
    so her identity is still unknown.
[10:30] ---
    I have worked out
[10:32] ---
    all the major families from Huaxiu.
[10:34] ---
    With these inland families
    out of the picture,
[10:36] ---
    the only one left is...
[10:39] ---
    My young lady,
[10:40] ---
    our spiritual coins are
    for the most valuable lot.
[10:42] ---
    If you spend them now...
[10:45] ---
    Whoever gets the long johns
[10:47] ---
    gets the world.
[10:49] ---
    Convenience Store
[10:56] ---
    Orthrus Hound    wood
[11:02] ---
    Let's go, Yanyan.
[11:04] ---
    This brother has really bad luck.
[11:05] ---
    We'll have bad luck too if
    we stay long beside him.
[11:14] ---
    Little Raccoon Crispy Noodles
[11:24] ---
    16 million.
[11:26] ---
    Congratulations.  The WL long
    johns sold to bidder No. 9.
[11:29] ---
    AUCTION
[11:29] ---
    Dear guests,
[11:30] ---
    we now come to the last but
    not least lot of this auction.
[11:34] ---
    This item is very valuable.
[11:35] ---
    It was stolen on its way
    to the auction house.
[11:38] ---
    However, with the help of a master,
[11:41] ---
    the Seven-Star Squad was able to retrieve it.
[11:43] ---
    Now let's welcome the most
    valuable lot of this auction,
[11:46] ---
    the Sealed White-Eyed Blue Dragon.
[11:50] ---
    The Sealed White-Eyed Blue Dragon.
[11:54] ---
    Dad,
[11:55] ---
    this is it.  It shows up.
[11:59] ---
    Wait.
[12:00] ---
    Isn't this...
[12:03] ---
    That's right.
[12:04] ---
    This is the omnipotent wish box that
    can fulfill any and all of your wishes,
[12:09] ---
    the Sealed
[12:11] ---
    White-Eyed Blue Dragon.
[12:13] ---
    White-Eyed Blue Dragon.
[12:13] ---
    Songhai Fall Auction
[12:13] ---
    We start at
[12:13] ---
    We start at
[12:16] ---
    10 million spiritual coins.
[12:18] ---
    You may bid for it now.
[12:21] ---
    Bidder No. 9 offers 15 million.
[12:23] ---
    Good.  No 2 offers 16 million.
[12:26] ---
    20 million.
[12:28] ---
    Calm down, my lord.
[12:29] ---
    We don't have that many spiritual coins.
[12:31] ---
    We can mortgage the magic
    mountain at any time.
[12:34] ---
    My lord, that is a property
    handed down from our ancestors.
[12:37] ---
    Are you nuts?
[12:39] ---
    This is an omnipotent magic dragon.
[12:41] ---
    If I get it, I can have however
    many spiritual coins I want.
[12:45] ---
    Yeah, right.
[12:46] ---
    30 million.
[12:48] ---
    Right, I want to mortgage the Tang Tower.
[12:50] ---
    I want spiritual coins, in cash.
[12:51] ---
    Bidder No. 5 offers 32 million.
[12:53] ---
    33 million.
[12:55] ---
    Good.  No. 3 offers 33 million.
[12:59] ---
    34 million.
[13:02] ---
    Don't stop me.
[13:03] ---
    I've got to have it.
[13:05] ---
    Go.  Go higher.
[13:07] ---
    No. 2 35 million.
[13:09] ---
    40 million.
[13:22] ---
    No. 9 offers 40 million.
[13:25] ---
    Any more bid?
[13:27] ---
    40 million calling once.
[13:31] ---
    I've made thorough investigations
[13:32] ---
    about the financial status
    of the major families.
[13:35] ---
    Nobody present today can offer
    a price higher than mine.
[13:39] ---
    No. 13 offers 45 million.
[13:42] ---
    What?
[13:43] ---
    Lord Thunder,
[13:46] ---
    you just said you didn't have
    that many spiritual coins.
[13:48] ---
    Don't be so excited, Master Zhuo.
[13:50] ---
    I was telling you the truth.
[13:52] ---
    How come you have so many
    spiritual coins all of a sudden?
[13:55] ---
    The red long johns
[13:57] ---
    are from my collection.
[14:00] ---
    So, he has planned everything.
[14:04] ---
    caller unknown
[14:10] ---
    45 million calling once.
[14:14] ---
    45 million calling twice.
[14:16] ---
    Wait.
[14:17] ---
    87 million.
[14:23] ---
    Is it high enough?
[14:26] ---
    Should be.
[14:28] ---
    87 million calling once.
[14:30] ---
    87 million calling twice.
[14:33] ---
    87 million...sold.
[14:52] ---
    Master.
[14:57] ---
    Master,
[15:00] ---
    this is the gourd you wanted.
[15:02] ---
    I don't believe it.
[15:04] ---
    The financer behind Zhuo Yi is a kid.
[15:08] ---
    Or he could be some old thing who
    has mastered anti-aging magic.
[15:12] ---
    What the hell.
[15:13] ---
    I'm the only one who knows
[15:15] ---
    how to unseal the gourd.
[15:51] ---
    That was horrible.
[15:53] ---
    He broke the ancient seal with brute force.
[16:00] ---
    Human,
[16:01] ---
    was it you who released me?
[16:06] ---
    En.
[16:08] ---
    Human,
[16:10] ---
    I can fulfill any wish you make.
[16:15] ---
    Say it.
[16:18] ---
    So this is the omnipotent magic dragon.
[16:21] ---
    Master,
[16:22] ---
    what wish are you going to make?
[16:36] ---
    Master!
[16:38] ---
    What did you do, Master?
[16:41] ---
    87 million, and you just chopped it.
[16:47] ---
    White-Eyed Blue Dragon    Run
[16:58] ---
    Even if the world before me
[17:00] ---
    will change or drift away,
[17:05] ---
    I will be waiting for you
    forever at the end of time.
[17:10] ---
    Before I am ready,
[17:12] ---
    life has changed.
[17:16] ---
    I'm confused at the crossroad,
[17:18] ---
    wondering which way is home.
[17:21] ---
    My birthday wishes,
[17:23] ---
    did anyone hear them this time?
[17:27] ---
    Keep my words to myself,
[17:29] ---
    and my memories float in the starry sky.
[17:32] ---
    Occasionally I feel depressed.
[17:34] ---
    Occasionally I feel sad.
[17:37] ---
    Who knows the weakness behind my smile?
[17:43] ---
    Mom said that time
[17:45] ---
    once roared like a wind.
[17:47] ---
    Feel your hopes.
[17:50] ---
    Look forward to beautiful.
[17:54] ---
    This power comes because
    we have each other around.
[17:59] ---
    Even if the world before me
[18:01] ---
    will change or drift away,
[18:05] ---
    I will be waiting for you
    forever at the end of time.
[18:11] ---
    I will be waiting for you
    forever at the end of time.

E7 - Welcome To Join The Exorcist Team!
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[00:14] ---
    Kyuumiya,
[00:15] ---
    you don't know at all why you lost.
[00:17] ---
    What?
[00:20] ---
    Because
[00:21] ---
    you are the only one who doesn't follow this animation.
[00:33] ---
    What's wrong with you?
[00:34] ---
    Watch it.
[00:35] ---
    Sorry.
[00:36] ---
    Slip of the finger. Slip of the finger.
[00:39] ---
    Security in Songhai is getting worse and worse.
[00:42] ---
    Exorcists seem to be everywhere in the streets.
[00:47] ---
    Don't you know something called personal quality?
[00:49] ---
    Damn rascals.
[00:50] ---
    One day or another, the Seven-Star Squad will lock them up in the supreme jail.
[00:55] ---
    Wait a minute.
[00:59] ---
    Brother Wang,
[01:00] ---
    did I scold him so loud?
[01:03] ---
    En.
[01:04] ---
    Oh, no.
[01:05] ---
    He is an exorcist. He is coming back to me.
[01:08] ---
    What shall I do, Brother Wang?
[01:10] ---
    I don't think an apology will settle it.
[01:16] ---
    You get out of here, Brother Wang.
[01:17] ---
    I am the one he wants.
[01:22] ---
    Guo Hao, what did you say?
[01:23] ---
    Guo Hao, what did you say?
[01:26] ---
    Chen Chao?
[01:28] ---
    Look at the blue sky,
[01:31] ---
    clear sky in the wind.
[01:36] ---
    The sea breeze is soft,
[01:40] ---
    soft as your hug.
SIGN    Adapted from the story of the same title by author Ku Xuan from Chinese Qidian Website of Yuewen Group The Daily Life of the Immortal King
[01:58] ---
    I want to find a corner
[02:02] ---
    where my heart can be lazy for a while.
[02:05] ---
    Summer is like a train pulling up in a station,
[02:09] ---
    leaving your troubles behind.
[02:13] ---
    Go for a ride in flip flops.
[02:15] ---
    See who touches the coconut grove first.
[02:17] ---
    Laughter floats far away
[02:18] ---
    in a relaxed atmosphere.
[02:20] ---
    Footprints crisscross into a circle.
[02:22] ---
    Waves erase them, and run away,
[02:26] ---
    saying do it again.
[02:29] ---
    Endless dreams
[02:31] ---
    stir the world.
[02:33] ---
    Break into the colors, and be mad together.
[02:36] ---
    Use your waving hands
[02:39] ---
    to connect the dances of every star.
[02:57] ---
    The Daily Life of the IMMORTAL KING    Season 3
[03:02] ---
    Episode Seven    Welcome To Join The Exorcist Team!
[03:05] ---
    Who is this guy?
[03:08] ---
    They say he is the chief of Class Elite Level 3.
[03:10] ---
    I thought Faction 60 had quite good school morals.
[03:12] ---
    Is it alright not to wear a school uniform on campus?
[03:15] ---
    What does the stick mean?
[03:17] ---
    Aren't the instructors going to say something?
[03:21] ---
    Hey, man,
[03:22] ---
    bubble gums.
[03:23] ---
    Tea
[03:25] ---
    Didn't you hear me, man?
[03:28] ---
    I want bubble gums.
[03:31] ---
    Chen Chao.
[03:32] ---
    Come. Come over here.
[03:33] ---
    I want to talk to you about something.
[03:35] ---
    I'm buying...
[03:37] ---
    Tea
[03:38] ---
    Wait. My spiritual coins
    Tea
[03:39] ---
    Tea
[03:43] ---
    Little Raccoon
[03:46] ---
    Look at you.
[03:48] ---
    Look at the way you dress.
[03:49] ---
    How embarrassing.
[03:51] ---
    What's wrong with my dress?
[03:53] ---
    This is the uniform of the Exorcist Team.
[03:56] ---
    You joined the Exorcist Team?
[03:58] ---
    Yes, I did.
[03:58] ---
    This is also from the Exorcist Team.
[04:00] ---
    This is also from the Exorcist Team.
[04:00] ---
    I go to their headquarter to clock in every day.
[04:04] ---
    The chief of Faction 60's Class Elite
[04:06] ---
    should join a foreign community.
[04:07] ---
    It's outrageous.
[04:11] ---
    It's for me to decide
[04:13] ---
    which community to join and what dress to wear.
[04:14] ---
    You have no right to interfere.
[04:15] ---
    But...
[04:16] ---
    it looks bad for our faction.
[04:19] ---
    What do you mean it looks bad?
[04:20] ---
    The way I dress doesn't affect anyone.
[04:23] ---
    Your arms are too long.
[04:26] ---
    I'm your buddy.
[04:27] ---
    Stop embarrassing yourself.
[04:28] ---
    Take off your dress.
[04:30] ---
    Nonsense.
[04:32] ---
    You are...
[04:33] ---
    What?
[04:45] ---
    Boy,
[04:46] ---
    you have been doing well in school.
[04:48] ---
    What's wrong with you now?
[04:52] ---
    Brother Wang,
[04:53] ---
    what happened to Chief Chen?
[04:55] ---
    Nobody knows what got into his mind.
[04:57] ---
    He joined the Exorcist Team.
[05:00] ---
    Those strange guys that recently appeared in the streets?
[05:03] ---
    Right.
[05:03] ---
    Instructor,
    Right.
[05:04] ---
    it is my honor to join the Exorcist Team.
    Right.
[05:04] ---
    it is my honor to join the Exorcist Team.
    I tried to talk him out of it,
[05:06] ---
    I tried to talk him out of it,
[05:06] ---
    I warn you.
    but he is someone who sticks to what he believes.
[05:07] ---
    Quit the dubious community now.
    but he is someone who sticks to what he believes.
[05:08] ---
    Quit the dubious community now.
    I don't think Instructor Pan can convince him.
[05:09] ---
    An Exorcist Team.
    I don't think Instructor Pan can convince him.
[05:10] ---
    What a laugh.
[05:10] ---
    Let's go talk to Uncle Chen.
    What a laugh.
[05:11] ---
    Let's go talk to Uncle Chen.
[05:14] ---
    No no no.
[05:15] ---
    Remember the time when Chen Chao gave rewards to a live streamer?
[05:17] ---
    Uncle Chen almost killed him.
[05:19] ---
    We must do something.
[05:20] ---
    We can't let Chief Chen fall into evil hands.
[05:23] ---
    We can make them...
[05:25] ---
    swallow our bait willingly.
[05:30] ---
    Target confirmed.
[05:31] ---
    No other peds spotted around the alley.
[05:34] ---
    Go, Sister Sun.
[05:35] ---
    Is it going to work?
[05:37] ---
    Are you sure they will take the bait?
[05:39] ---
    Sure.
[05:40] ---
    They look so vicious,
[05:42] ---
    and you are so beautiful.
[05:43] ---
    As soon as these rascals see you,
[05:45] ---
    they will show their true nature.
[05:46] ---
    We will record their hideous behavior,
[05:48] ---
    and Chen Chao will definitely quit the Exorcist Team when he sees the video.
[05:51] ---
    What if we break into a fight?
[05:53] ---
    Who will account for it if I hurt them?
[05:56] ---
    Don't worry.
[05:57] ---
    Wang Ling and I will come down to save you and do you justice.
[06:10] ---
    Hold it.
[06:12] ---
    What...what do you want?
[06:16] ---
    Why do you take off your clothes?
[06:25] ---
    Miss,
[06:27] ---
    you can go now.
[06:31] ---
    Songhai Hotel
    We won't allow a lady like you
[06:33] ---
    Songhai Hotel
    to step on filth.
[06:37] ---
    Miss, you can go now.
[06:40] ---
    We won't allow a lady like you
[06:41] ---
    What a lousy idea you had, Guo Hao!
    We won't allow a lady like you
[06:43] ---
    What a lousy idea you had, Guo Hao!
    to step on filth.
[06:44] ---
    to step on filth.
[06:44] ---
    This is just great.
    to step on filth.
[06:45] ---
    We didn't take down their dark side.
[06:47] ---
    On the contrary, we proved their nobility.
[06:49] ---
    I won't give up.
[06:51] ---
    I still don't trust them.
[06:52] ---
    There must be something up their sleeve.
[06:54] ---
    They must have known you are of a very high phase.
[06:56] ---
    They knew they were not strong enough,
[06:57] ---
    so they were polite to you.
[06:58] ---
    I'm not sure.
[06:59] ---
    Could they have found out that I was protected by spiritual force?
[07:03] ---
    Come and have a look.
[07:03] ---
    See what I just found out.
[07:06] ---
    Guo Hao, what did you find out?
[07:08] ---
    Look.
[07:09] ---
    What?
[07:11] ---
    They do not help the granny cross the street.
[07:13] ---
    Guo Hao,
[07:14] ---
    you are morally blackmailing them.
[07:17] ---
    Look for yourself.
[07:18] ---
    They just stand there and watch.
[07:20] ---
    What is there on a granny that can draw their attention?
[07:22] ---
    No.
[07:23] ---
    Their eyes may be on the granny's purse.
[07:26] ---
    You are right.
[07:27] ---
    It is an LU purse.
[07:29] ---
    She is in danger.
[07:32] ---
    We will catch them red-handed this time.
[07:34] ---
    Let's see what Chen Chao is going to...
[07:36] ---
    What's the matter?
[07:37] ---
    What is Chen Chao doing here?
[07:39] ---
    The two exorcists are moving.
[07:42] ---
    Granny, let me help you.
[07:44] ---
    Run.
[07:46] ---
    Senior brothers, you...
[07:51] ---
    Run.
[07:53] ---
    She is a demon.
[08:06] ---
    Now I get it.
[08:08] ---
    The two exorcists are track down demons.
[08:10] ---
    That's why...
[08:10] ---
    What are you waiting for?  Let's go get them.
[08:17] ---
    So powerful.
[08:21] ---
    Are you alright, bro?
[08:33] ---
    Guo Hao?
[08:34] ---
    What are you doing here?
[08:42] ---
    I'll leave her to you.
[08:46] ---
    En.
[08:56] ---
    Sorry, Chen Chao.
[08:57] ---
    I shouldn't have asked you to quit the Exorcist Team.
[09:00] ---
    I thought exorcists were all bad eggs,
[09:03] ---
    so...
[09:06] ---
    That's normal.
[09:08] ---
    When we first came to Huaxiu,
[09:09] ---
    many people misunderstood us.
[09:12] ---
    Quite a lot of demons had stolen into Huaxiu.
[09:15] ---
    The Seven-Star Squad asked us to help them get rid of the demons.
[09:18] ---
    Because we are foreigners,
[09:20] ---
    many Huaxiu people are on guard against us
[09:22] ---
    and doubt about what we do.
[09:23] ---
    The ideal of the Exorcist Team
[09:25] ---
    is for Huaxiu and Sunland to break the 1000-year estrangement between them
[09:29] ---
    and acknowledge each other's culture.
[09:31] ---
    Therefore, we have been fighting on the front line of exorcism
[09:35] ---
    and prove to Huaxiu people, with our achievements,
[09:37] ---
    the determination of the Exorcist Team.
[09:39] ---
    To this end, we will drive all demons out of the human world,
[09:43] ---
    every single one of them.
[09:45] ---
    Wonderful.
[09:46] ---
    So this is the ideal and pursuit of the Exorcist Team.
[09:49] ---
    Because of this,
[09:50] ---
    Mr. Chen, who shared the same ideal with us,
[09:53] ---
    joined the Exorcist Team.
[09:55] ---
    I can see that the two of you have quite good skills.
[09:57] ---
    Care to join us?
[10:00] ---
    Sure. No problem.
[10:02] ---
    Wait.
[10:02] ---
    Little Raccoon
[10:03] ---
    You said the two of us.
    Little Raccoon
[10:05] ---
    Little Raccoon
[10:06] ---
    Can't Brother Wang join the Exorcist Team as well?
    Little Raccoon
[10:07] ---
    Little Raccoon
[10:08] ---
    I'm very sorry.
[10:09] ---
    This little friend looks thin and weak.
[10:13] ---
    The Exorcist Team can't guarantee his safety.
[10:16] ---
    Why not?
[10:17] ---
    Although Wang Ling's spiritual force value is only 5, but he...
[10:20] ---
    Exorcism is dangerous work,
[10:23] ---
    not a game.
[10:25] ---
    We must safeguard every member of our team.
[10:29] ---
    
[10:38] ---
    Wang Ling,
[10:39] ---
    I know what the exorcist said was humiliating.
[10:41] ---
    He didn't invite you to join them.
[10:42] ---
    You must be feeling sad.
[10:44] ---
    Don't worry.
[10:45] ---
    I'll do my best to get you into the team.
[10:47] ---
    No need.
[10:48] ---
    Wang Ling,
[10:50] ---
    do you know why I joined the Exorcist Team?
[10:54] ---
    In the sword test a few days ago,
[10:56] ---
    you spoiled my Li Chao.
[10:57] ---
    My dad thought I was a shame to the Chen family
[11:00] ---
    and drove me out of home.
[11:03] ---
    I was down and depressed.
[11:30] ---
    Then the Exorcist Team came to me and helped me out of the low point of my life.
[11:34] ---
    If they accepted the downhearted me,
[11:35] ---
    If they accepted the downhearted me,
[11:36] ---
    they will sure accept the Value 5 Wang Ling.
[11:37] ---
    they will sure accept the Value 5 Wang Ling.
[11:40] ---
    Even if I have to go through the back door,
[11:41] ---
    I'll get you into the Exorcist Team.
[11:43] ---
    BACK DOOR
[11:46] ---
    Sorry to disturb you at a late hour.
[11:48] ---
    Customize
    Sorry to disturb you at a late hour.
[11:53] ---
    So little.
[11:54] ---
    Three little kids got involved this time,
[11:57] ---
    and they hit me for real.
[11:58] ---
    Will you account for my work-related injury?
[12:00] ---
    That was force majeure.
[12:02] ---
    It is clearly stated in the contract
[12:05] ---
    that it is not insured.
[12:10] ---
    Evil humans.
[12:13] ---
    Get out of here if you are done.
[12:15] ---
    Take your money and go.
[12:16] ---
    Somebody is waiting in line here.
[12:22] ---
    The Exorcist Team...
[12:25] ---
    They are in collusion with the demons.
[12:29] ---
    Mr. Chen,
[12:31] ---
    you came
[12:33] ---
    at the wrong time.
[12:37] ---
    Majima San,
[12:39] ---
    is it all a set-up?
[12:41] ---
    Our relationship.
[12:43] ---
    This exorcist stick.
[12:48] ---
    Mr. Chen,
[12:50] ---
    I have to call it off.
[12:53] ---
    You've known too much.
[13:01] ---
    Did you think that stick
[13:03] ---
    could really hurt me?
[13:08] ---
    This is impossible.
[13:10] ---
    This is not real.
[13:11] ---
    This is impossible. This is not real.
[13:13] ---
    This is impossible.
[13:14] ---
    This is not real.
[13:19] ---
    Looks like we don't have to finish him with our own hands.
[13:22] ---
    This boy is bewitched.
[13:28] ---
    You over there,
[13:30] ---
    your friend is bewitched.
[13:34] ---
    I advise you to be...
[13:42] ---
    You do have some guts, bro.
[13:44] ---
    It seems you have something on you mind.
[13:56] ---
    The stick works quite well.
[13:58] ---
    I can see you've been doing something like this all the time.
[14:02] ---
    You want to be the wise guy?
[14:04] ---
    Go.
[14:05] ---
    Finish him.
[14:57] ---
    Hope this would teach them a lesson.
[15:05] ---
    Wang Ling.
[15:21] ---
    Evil spirit exposed.
[15:22] ---
    Mental awareness lost.
[15:30] ---
    It takes...
[15:32] ---
    more subtle treatments.
[15:38] ---
    Alright.
[15:53] ---
    Wake...
[15:54] ---
    up...
[15:55] ---
    now!
[16:13] ---
    What happened?
[16:15] ---
    The Exorcist Team and the demons
[16:17] ---
    have all been knocked out.
[16:20] ---
    Brother Wang.
[16:22] ---
    Brother Wang.
[16:23] ---
    Chen Chao,
[16:25] ---
    thank you
[16:26] ---
    for saving my life.
[16:28] ---
    Ah.
[16:32] ---
    No, Brother Wang.
[16:34] ---
    Brother Wang, I don't get it.
[16:35] ---
    Brother Wang. Hey.
[16:40] ---
    Even if the world before me
[16:43] ---
    will change or drift away,
[16:47] ---
    I will be waiting for you forever at the end of time.
[16:53] ---
    Before I am ready,
[16:55] ---
    life has changed.
[16:58] ---
    I'm confused at the crossroad,
[17:00] ---
    wondering which way is home.
[17:04] ---
    My birthday wishes,
[17:06] ---
    did anyone hear them this time?
[17:09] ---
    Keep my words to myself,
[17:11] ---
    and my memories float in the starry sky.
[17:14] ---
    Occasionally I feel depressed.
[17:17] ---
    Occasionally I feel sad.
[17:20] ---
    Who knows the weakness behind my smile?
[17:25] ---
    Mom said that time
[17:27] ---
    once roared like a wind.
[17:30] ---
    Feel your hopes.
[17:33] ---
    Look forward to beautiful.
[17:37] ---
    This power comes because we have each other around.
[17:41] ---
    Even if the world before me
[17:44] ---
    will change or drift away,
[17:48] ---
    I will be waiting for you forever at the end of time.
[17:53] ---
    I will be waiting for you forever at the end of time.

E8 - A False Hero
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[00:14] ---
    Kyuumiya,
[00:15] ---
    you don't know at all why you lost.
[00:17] ---
    What?
[00:20] ---
    Because
[00:21] ---
    you are the only one who
    doesn't follow this animation.
[00:29] ---
    Hello?
[00:30] ---
    Property Management to read the water meter.
[00:32] ---
    Back    Door
[00:37] ---
    We have our own well.
[00:39] ---
    No water meter.
[00:58] ---
    Hello? Courier service.
[00:59] ---
    Parcel delivery.
[01:01] ---
    Nobody in this house does online shopping.
[01:03] ---
    Wrong address.
[01:07] ---
    This is the Sever-Star Squad.  Open the gate.
[01:09] ---
    We didn't request home service
    from the Seven-Star Squad.
[01:12] ---
    Wrong door.
[01:14] ---
    Boom!
[01:24] ---
    Nobody move.
[01:25] ---
    Hands up.
[01:39] ---
    Well...Captain,
[01:40] ---
    don't you think we are short of hands here?
[01:43] ---
    En. You're right.
[01:45] ---
    You hold on against them for a while.
[01:46] ---
    I'm going to get backup.
[02:04] ---
    Customize
[02:15] ---
    Digital     Devices     Recycle
[02:24] ---
    Master Zhuo,
[02:26] ---
    we are here.
[02:35] ---
    Master Zhuo,
[02:36] ---
    did you knock them out all by yourself?
[02:42] ---
    That's right.
[02:53] ---
    Look at the blue sky,
[02:55] ---
    clear sky in the wind.
[03:00] ---
    The sea breeze is soft,
[03:04] ---
    soft as your hug.
SIGN    Adapted from the story of the same title by author Ku Xuan from Chinese Qidian Website of Yuewen Group The Daily Life of the Immortal King
[03:23] ---
    I want to find a corner
[03:26] ---
    where my heart can be lazy for a while.
[03:30] ---
    Summer is like a train
    pulling up in a station,
[03:33] ---
    leaving your troubles behind.
[03:38] ---
    Go for a ride in flip flops.
[03:40] ---
    See who touches the coconut grove first.
[03:41] ---
    Laughter floats far away
[03:43] ---
    in a relaxed atmosphere.
[03:45] ---
    Footprints crisscross into a circle.
[03:47] ---
    Waves erase them, and run away,
[03:50] ---
    saying do it again.
[03:54] ---
    Endless dreams
[03:56] ---
    stir the world.
[03:57] ---
    Break into the colors, and be mad together.
[04:01] ---
    Use your waving hands
[04:04] ---
    to connect the dances of every star.
[04:22] ---
    The Daily Life of the
    IMMORTAL KING    Season 3
[04:27] ---
    Episode Eight    A False Hero
[04:34] ---
    Sorry, Master Zhuo.
[04:36] ---
    My fault.
[04:38] ---
    I was kidding.
[04:40] ---
    Such a small injury won't cause me any pain.
[04:47] ---
    Master Zhuo, go on the stage in 10 seconds.
[04:49] ---
    Now let's welcome the man
[04:51] ---
    who touches Huaxiu in year 4396,
[04:53] ---
    the hero of Songhai,
[04:55] ---
    Zhuo Yi,
[04:56] ---
    Master Zhuo.
[05:01] ---
    Touching Huaxiu
[05:12] ---
    Zhuo
[05:15] ---
    Zhuo    Zhuo Yi
[05:35] ---
    Ten years ago, when the
    demon race first invaded us,
[05:39] ---
    I was an intern on the Seven-Star Squad.
[05:42] ---
    Like anyone else,
[05:43] ---
    I was filled with fear facing the war.
[05:47] ---
    At the most crucial moment,
[05:49] ---
    the Seven-Star Squad suffered great losses.
[05:52] ---
    In face of the Level 5 Demon King,
[05:54] ---
    I could see no sign of hope at all.
[05:56] ---
    I was thinking of running away from it
[05:58] ---
    when I saw this kid,
[06:00] ---
    standing right in front of the Giant Frog.
[06:02] ---
    If I didn't do something,
[06:03] ---
    the kid would be crushed by the Giant Frog.
[06:16] ---
    At that moment,
[06:17] ---
    I overcame my fear and,
[06:19] ---
    with a surge of spiritual
    force I had never known,
[06:21] ---
    punched the Giant Frog into the air.
[06:25] ---
    After this war,
[06:27] ---
    I made up mind
[06:29] ---
    to be the defender of Songhai.
[06:31] ---
    You all know what has happened since then.
[06:34] ---
    Two years ago, we wiped out Shadow
    Faction, a group of assassins.
[06:37] ---
    A couple of months ago, we defeated the
    second invasion from the demon race.
[06:41] ---
    After the war, a great many demons
    ran away from the demon world.
[06:43] ---
    The spatial crack above Songhai is the
    portal between the human and demon worlds.
[06:47] ---
    Demons came to our world through the crack
[06:49] ---
    and brought about security
    problems in Songhai.
[06:52] ---
    However, there is nothing to worry
    about, my dear Songhai citizens.
[06:55] ---
    Yesterday, I smashed a major demon hideout
[06:59] ---
    and arrested over a hundred
    illegal immigrants.
[07:02] ---
    We appreciate your support to the
    Seven-Star Squad over the years.
[07:06] ---
    We will continue to safeguard the
    security and peace of Songhai.
[07:09] ---
    Thank you.
[07:10] ---
    Zhuo    Zhuo Yi
[07:10] ---
    Zhuo Yi. Zhuo Yi.
    Zhuo    Zhuo Yi
[07:16] ---
    Zhuo Yi. Zhuo Yi.
    Touching Huaxiu
[07:19] ---
    Zhuo Yi. Zhuo Yi.
[07:21] ---
    Thank you.
    Zhuo Yi. Zhuo Yi.
[07:23] ---
    Zhuo Yi. Zhuo Yi.
[07:27] ---
    Who turned out the lights?
[07:28] ---
    What's wrong?
[07:28] ---
    What happened?
[07:36] ---
    Who is this man?
[07:38] ---
    What is going on?
[07:40] ---
    What's happening?
[07:42] ---
    This is faked.
[07:43] ---
    I don't think so.
[07:45] ---
    A surveillance video doesn't lie.
[07:46] ---
    I don't believe it.
[07:47] ---
    Is Master Zhuo cheating us?
[07:50] ---
    I'm not sure.
[07:51] ---
    This...this is the surveillance
    video from yesterday.
[07:51] ---
    Is that Master Zhuo?
    This...this is the surveillance video from yesterday.
[07:52] ---
    This...this is the surveillance
    video from yesterday.
[08:13] ---
    It...
[08:14] ---
    it is different from what I remember.
SIGN    Hot News    Zhuo Yi Cheated. Songhai Daily Deleted Zhuo Yi related reports Netizens comment on Zhuo Yi Cheating
SIGN    Top 10 Figures that Touches Huaxiu
    Zhuo Yi Fabricated His Achievements
    How to balance competence and virtue
SIGN    Zhuo Yi cheated. Hot News    Zhuo Yi Cheated. Songhai Daily Deleted Zhuo Yi related reports Netizens comment on Zhuo Yi Cheating
SIGN    Top 10 Figures that Touches Huaxiu
    Zhuo Yi Fabricated His Achievements
    How to balance competence and virtue
[08:26] ---
    Zhuo Yi cheated.
    A shocking scandal.
[08:26] ---
    Is there someone behind it?
    Hero of Songhai
[08:26] ---
    Is there someone behind it?
    Hero of Songhai
[08:26] ---
    Is there someone behind it?
    Hero of Songhai
[08:27] ---
    The Hero of Songhai is a fraud.
SIGN    Zhuo Yi's cheating has drawn great public attention these days.  A minute-long video faithfully recorded the  Seven-Star Squad catching demons.  It was not Zhuo Yi, but someone else.  Investigations are underway.  Consequences unknown.
[08:28] ---
    Zhuo Yi's brilliant
    achievements are fabricated.
SIGN    Zhuo Yi's cheating has drawn great public attention these days.  A minute-long video faithfully recorded the  Seven-Star Squad catching demons. It was not Zhuo Yi, but someone else.  Investigations are underway.  Consequences unknown.
[08:28] ---
    Zhuo Yi's brilliant achievements are fabricated.
    Zhuo Yi Cheated?!  Nightmare of Today's Songhai!?
SIGN    Zhuo Yi's brilliant achievements are fabricated. Zhuo Yi Cheated?!  Nightmare of Today's Songhai!?
[08:28] ---
    Scum. You cheated me.
SIGN    Zhuo Yi's brilliant  achievements are fabricated.
SIGN    Zhuo Yi's brilliant achievements are fabricated. Songhai Today 1 hour News  Songhai Cheated?  Hero is down?  Is there someone behind him?  Honored Hero disappoints his fans.
SIGN    Songhai Today 1 hour News  Songhai Cheated?  Hero is down?   Is there someone behind him?  Honored Hero disappoints his fans.
SIGN    Songhai Today 1 hour News  Songhai Cheated?  Hero is down?   Is there someone behind him?  Honored Hero disappoints his fans.
[08:30] ---
    Give me back my youth.
[08:30] ---
    Give me back my youth.
[08:32] ---
    I knew it.
[08:32] ---
    Songhai Faction 59 Cultivation School
[08:33] ---
    Zhuo Yi is only of golden pill phase.
[08:35] ---
    How could he have beaten
    the Level 5 Demon King?
[08:37] ---
    Songhai Entertainment
[08:37] ---
    Calm down, please.
[08:38] ---
    The video might have been forged.
[08:40] ---
    How do you forge a video?
[08:42] ---
    We must trust Master Zhuo.
[08:44] ---
    I once fought side by side with him.
[08:45] ---
    His didn't fabricate anything.
[08:47] ---
    Source of Voice    Instructor of a Faction
[08:48] ---
    Zhuo Yi graduated from our
    faction in year 4386 indeed,
[08:52] ---
    but that was 10 years ago.
[08:54] ---
    This incident doesn't have
    anything to do with our faction.
[08:56] ---
    Songhai Livelihood
[08:57] ---
    You betrayed us.
[08:59] ---
    I want my money back.
[09:01] ---
    Money back.
[09:05] ---
    Zhuo,
[09:06] ---
    as you can see,
[09:08] ---
    the public is quite agitated this time.
[09:10] ---
    Chief,
[09:11] ---
    these are all allegations. It's libel.
[09:13] ---
    I have been working in the Seven-Star
    Squad for so many years.
[09:14] ---
    You've seen everything I do,
[09:16] ---
    and you know what kind of a person I am.
[09:17] ---
    How could I have fabricated my achievements?
[09:17] ---
    Calm down, Zhuo.
    How could I have fabricated my achievements?
[09:20] ---
    We must clarify it to the press,
[09:22] ---
    and then find out who is
    behind these allegations.
[09:25] ---
    This is a matter of the Department
    of Cultivation's credibility.
[09:27] ---
    Zhuo Yi.
[09:34] ---
    Zhuo Yi.
[09:36] ---
    Sit down.
[09:46] ---
    For all these years, you've been
    working hard without any complaints.
[09:49] ---
    We know all about it.
[09:52] ---
    For 10 years, you worked all the time
[09:54] ---
    and never took one single day off.
[09:57] ---
    It is time you had a long vacation.
[10:04] ---
    Alright.
[10:10] ---
    Leave your sword and badge before you go.
[10:23] ---
    Master Zhuo,
[10:24] ---
    we were just...
[10:36] ---
    No need to explain, dear colleagues.
[10:39] ---
    I know what you were going to say.
[10:41] ---
    Hills will always stand there,
    and rivers will continue to flow,
[10:43] ---
    but I am going to withdraw
    myself from the scene.
[10:47] ---
    The security and peace of
    Songhai will be in your hands.
[11:01] ---
    Shit.
[11:03] ---
    I left the keys on my desk.
[11:05] ---
    OK. I'm going to fly back on my sword.
[11:17] ---
    Be Lazy
[11:18] ---
    Finally, the workaholic is gone.
    Be Lazy
[11:19] ---
    We don't have to work all the time.
    Be Lazy
[11:21] ---
    Bye-bye, 12 hours 6 days.
[11:22] ---
    I can enjoy beauty sleep now.
[11:24] ---
    Hooray to being lazy.
[11:26] ---
    Be Lazy
    Lazy. Lazy. Lazy.
[11:32] ---
    Lazy. Lazy. Lazy.
[11:36] ---
    A Civilized Songhai
[11:50] ---
    Kangyu Jewelry Center
[11:56] ---
    Mail Service    Reliable   Tasty   Healthy
[11:57] ---
    Hi. An umbrella, please.
[11:59] ---
    The Songhai Department of Cultivation
    has set up a special team
[12:02] ---
    to investigate into the alleged
    fabrication of achievements of Zhuo Yi,
[12:05] ---
    captain of the Seven-Star Squad.
[12:08] ---
    Zhuo Yi has been suspended.
[12:10] ---
    As captain of the Seven-Star Squad,
[12:12] ---
    he betrayed his belief and
    disrupted cultivation practices.
[12:17] ---
    CLOSED
[12:24] ---
    CLOSED
[12:33] ---
    Book Stall
[13:08] ---
    Oh, no.
[13:26] ---
    Master Zhuo, you are so
    dedicated to your duty,
[13:29] ---
    suspended but still caring about us demons.
[13:33] ---
    You...you set me up.
[13:37] ---
    No no no.
[13:39] ---
    You misunderstand me.
[13:42] ---
    My task is simply getting rid of you.
[14:04] ---
    Xiaoxiang  Road
[14:08] ---
    A sudden change of the bgm,
[14:10] ---
    and I thought someone special showed up.
[14:12] ---
    But it turned to be a human cub.
[14:16] ---
    Feel sorry for yourself because you come
    to the wrong place at the wrong time.
[14:32] ---
    Master.
[14:34] ---
    50%
[14:37] ---
    trick of forgetting.
[14:40] ---
    Master,
[14:41] ---
    you have been manipulating
    my memory, haven't you?
[14:47] ---
    Now I get it.
[14:49] ---
    I have been living in false memories.
[14:52] ---
    What they say is right.
[14:54] ---
    I am a cheater.
[14:56] ---
    Sorry, Zhuo Yi.
[14:58] ---
    Master,
[15:00] ---
    why did you choose me?
[15:02] ---
    Why did you make me take all the credits?
[15:05] ---
    Because you deserve it.
[15:08] ---
    You may not have beaten the Giant Frog,
[15:10] ---
    but you didn't hesitate a bit to save me.
[15:12] ---
    Coffee    Work Plan
[15:13] ---
    You may not have taken down Shadow Faction,
[15:15] ---
    but you have been working hard every day
[15:17] ---
    to safeguard Songhai's security.
[15:20] ---
    No one else deserves it more.
[15:23] ---
    Master,
[15:27] ---
    it is too late now.
[15:29] ---
    The entire Huaxiu
[15:31] ---
    thinks I'm a cheater.
[15:34] ---
    Master,
[15:36] ---
    these are...
[15:37] ---
    Take the blue pill,
[15:39] ---
    and the macro trick of
    forgetting will be initiated.
[15:41] ---
    Memories of the whole world will be modified.
[15:43] ---
    Everyone will forget what
    happened in the past two days.
[15:47] ---
    And...the red pill?
[15:50] ---
    It is strawberry-flavored.
[15:52] ---
    Take it and you will have
    your ascension right away.
[16:02] ---
    Sorry, Master.
[16:04] ---
    I'll take neither.
[16:08] ---
    I do want to be a hero,
[16:10] ---
    but I don't deserve it now.
[16:12] ---
    I want to strive as hard as I can
[16:14] ---
    to become a real hero.
[16:16] ---
    Master, may I ask you
[16:18] ---
    to teach me a couple of tricks,
[16:19] ---
    and I'll practice on my own.
[16:23] ---
    En.
[16:28] ---
    Feijian Air Takes You Around
    The World    Welcome to Songhai
[16:32] ---
    Good day.
[16:49] ---
    Simply wonderful.
[16:53] ---
    The last threat to my plan
[16:56] ---
    is finally eliminated.
[17:01] ---
    Even if the world before me
[17:03] ---
    will change or drift away,
[17:08] ---
    I will be waiting for you
    forever at the end of time.
[17:13] ---
    Before I am ready,
[17:15] ---
    life has changed.
[17:19] ---
    I'm confused at the crossroad,
[17:21] ---
    wondering which way is home.
[17:24] ---
    My birthday wishes,
[17:26] ---
    did anyone hear them this time?
[17:30] ---
    Keep my words to myself,
[17:32] ---
    and my memories float in the starry sky.
[17:35] ---
    Occasionally I feel depressed.
[17:37] ---
    Occasionally I feel sad.
[17:40] ---
    Who knows the weakness behind my smile?
[17:46] ---
    Mom said that time
[17:48] ---
    once roared like a wind.
[17:50] ---
    Feel your hopes.
[17:53] ---
    Look forward to beautiful.
[17:57] ---
    This power comes because
    we have each other around.
[18:02] ---
    Even if the world before me
[18:04] ---
    will change or drift away,
[18:08] ---
    I will be waiting for you
    forever at the end of time.
[18:14] ---
    I will be waiting for you
    forever at the end of time.

E9 - Oaths On High Saint's Day
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    Kyuumiya,
[00:15] ---
    you don't know at all why you lost.
[00:17] ---
    What?
[00:20] ---
    Because
[00:21] ---
    you are the only one who doesn't follow this animation.
[00:27] ---
    Chen Chao,
[00:28] ---
    have you decided who you are going to invite for the High Saint's Day gala?
[00:32] ---
    I...I want to invite Sister Lin.
[00:34] ---
    Sorry, Chief Chen.
[00:35] ---
    I have to work tomorrow.
[00:42] ---
    What's so funny?
[00:43] ---
    Does that mean you have someone to invite for the gala?
[00:48] ---
    I am going to invite Yoshiko Kyuumiya.
[00:51] ---
    Her?
[00:53] ---
    You must be dreaming.
[00:54] ---
    Do you think you deserve her?
[00:58] ---
    Come on,
[00:58] ---
    let me do a little analysis.
[01:00] ---
    Firstly, she is new in Huaxiu,
[01:02] ---
    a stranger in strange surroundings.
[01:04] ---
    She may appear to be arrogant and passionless,
[01:05] ---
    but I'm sure she needs someone to rely on internally.
[01:08] ---
    According to my investigations,
[01:09] ---
    very few people in our faction are bold enough to speak to her.
[01:12] ---
    If I take advantage of this gap,
[01:14] ---
    I'll win the heart of Sister Sakura easily.
[01:19] ---
    To be honest,
[01:20] ---
    I can imagine
[01:22] ---
    the cold expression on her face.
[01:25] ---
    You...
[01:26] ---
    Do you think I don't know who you really want to invite?
[01:30] ---
    You know I don't deserve her.
[01:32] ---
    Chen Chao!
[01:34] ---
    There is only one High Saint's Day gala in a year.
[01:36] ---
    You will miss the opportunity if you hesitate.
[01:37] ---
    But... But I...
[01:40] ---
    Do you have anything to lose?
[01:45] ---
    What are you waiting for?
[01:47] ---
    Guo Hao!
[01:49] ---
    Chen Chao!
[01:50] ---
    Let's do it!
[02:03] ---
    Sister Sun.
[02:03] ---
    Brother Wang.
[02:05] ---
    Tomorrow...
[02:07] ---
    Tomorrow will be the High Saint's Day gala. Do you have your costume ready?
[02:12] ---
    En.
[02:56] ---
    Look at the blue sky,
[02:58] ---
    clear sky in the wind.
[03:03] ---
    The sea breeze is soft,
[03:07] ---
    soft as your hug.
SIGN    Adapted from the story of the same title by author Ku Xuan from Chinese Qidian Website of Yuewen Group The Daily Life of the Immortal King
[03:26] ---
    I want to find a corner
[03:29] ---
    where my heart can be lazy for a while.
[03:33] ---
    Summer is like a train pulling up in a station,
[03:36] ---
    leaving your troubles behind.
[03:40] ---
    Go for a ride in flip flops.
[03:42] ---
    See who touches the coconut grove first.
[03:44] ---
    Laughter floats far away
[03:46] ---
    in a relaxed atmosphere.
[03:48] ---
    Footprints crisscross into a circle.
[03:49] ---
    Waves erase them, and run away,
[03:53] ---
    saying do it again.
[03:56] ---
    Endless dreams
[03:58] ---
    stir the world.
[04:00] ---
    Break into the colors, and be mad together.
[04:04] ---
    Use your waving hands
[04:07] ---
    to connect the dances of every star.
[04:25] ---
    The Daily Life of the IMMORTAL KING    Season 3
[04:29] ---
    Episode Nine    Oaths On High Saint's Day
[04:32] ---
    Flower Fruit Water Curtain
    PEACHES    BANANAS
[04:40] ---
    Guo Hao.
[04:43] ---
    This is the first time I've seen you in a costume.
[04:45] ---
    Very handsome.
[04:47] ---
    Where is your partner?
[04:49] ---
    Today is High Saint's Day.  Traffic jam.
[04:54] ---
    Could you go faster, sir?
[04:55] ---
    I'm in a hurry.
[04:57] ---
    Brother Wang,
[04:59] ---
    why are you here alone, too?
[05:00] ---
    Did you have a row with Sister Sun?
[05:04] ---
    Flower Fruit Water Curtain
    PEACHES    BANANAS
[05:07] ---
    Welcome to Heavenly Paradise, dear cultivator friends.
[05:09] ---
    I'm the next head of the Sun family,
[05:11] ---
    Sun Rong.
[05:12] ---
    It is the annual High Saint's Day today.
[05:15] ---
    It is also the day when the Sun family worships our ancestors.
[05:17] ---
    As stipulated by the founder of the Paradise,
[05:20] ---
    visitors in pairs
[05:21] ---
    can be admitted to and tour around the Paradise by coupon.
[05:24] ---
    The Paradise will offer complimentary snacks and deserts to visitors.
[05:27] ---
    Close to midnight, at the Hai hour (11 p.m.),
[05:29] ---
    an ancestor-worship ritual will be conducted beside the lotus pool.
[05:31] ---
    The sacred pillar handed down in the Sun family will be displayed
[05:35] ---
    to worship our ancestors.
[05:37] ---
    Alright. It's the Xu hour (9 p.m.) now.
[05:39] ---
    Cultivator friends, please enter the Paradise in order.
[05:49] ---
    Brother Wang, what are we going to do?
[05:51] ---
    Attention please. We are looking for someone.
[05:53] ---
    Cultivator Wang Ling. Cultivator Wang Ling.
[05:56] ---
    Please proceed to the VIP entrance.
[05:58] ---
    Your family are waiting for you there.
[06:02] ---
    Appraisal
[06:06] ---
    Check it out.
[06:07] ---
    Red willow skewers from Waijiang.
[06:10] ---
    100% Waijiang red willow skewers.
[06:17] ---
    Brother Wang,
[06:19] ---
    do you still remember the time when we were here?
[06:22] ---
    En.
[06:23] ---
    You said your grandfather had it built for you.
[06:27] ---
    Yes.
[06:28] ---
    He wanted me to bring here the person that meant the most to me.
[06:31] ---
    But the Paradise was closed to visitors for your sake,
[06:34] ---
    so it was not as bustling as it is today.
[06:40] ---
    That only happened last semester,
[06:42] ---
    but it feels like it was a few years ago.
[06:49] ---
    Brother Wang,
[06:51] ---
    tonight,
[06:53] ---
    my parents are out of town on business.
[06:56] ---
    Why don't you come to my home for dinner?
[06:59] ---
    OK.
[07:00] ---
    But...
[07:02] ---
    do you have crispy noodles?
[07:04] ---
    Of course.
[07:08] ---
    Oh yeah.
[07:11] ---
    Come with me.
[07:18] ---
    Rongrong,
[07:19] ---
    you are back.
[07:21] ---
    G...grandpa.
[07:27] ---
    Why are you here?
[07:44] ---
    Little Ra
[07:44] ---
    Little Raccoon
[07:57] ---
    Little friend,
[07:59] ---
    what is your relation with my granddaughter Sun Rong?
[08:05] ---
    Grandpa, we are both in Class Elite.
[08:14] ---
    Little friend,
[08:15] ---
    could you tell me where your father works?
[08:20] ---
    Writing web articles at home.
[08:21] ---
    He never graduated from the body-building phase.
[08:26] ---
    The internet is very developed today.
[08:27] ---
    A web writer must be well-paid.
[08:30] ---
    Sun Rong,
[08:32] ---
    how is your cultivation this semester?
[08:36] ---
    I've finished my final foundation phase.
[08:37] ---
    I'm getting myself ready for the golden pill phase.
[08:41] ---
    Little friend, what is your phase?
[08:45] ---
    Primary foundation phase.
[08:47] ---
    Force value 5.
[08:50] ---
    During my retreat, the present head of the Sun family
[08:53] ---
    bankrupted the family.
[08:55] ---
    And now you took this good-for-nothing home.
[08:58] ---
    Do you want to ruin the family?
[09:02] ---
    Grandpa, actually it was Brother Wang who...
[09:04] ---
    Shut up.
[09:06] ---
    You are still speaking on behalf of this Value 5 idiot.
[09:08] ---
    Get out of here, both of you.
[09:11] ---
    Master, master,
[09:11] ---
    calm down, please.
[09:12] ---
    Have you forgotten the family rules?
[09:15] ---
    That's right.
[09:16] ---
    You can ignore what I say,
[09:18] ---
    but you can't violate our ancestors' decisions.
[09:23] ---
    Alright.
[09:24] ---
    If you want to be admitted to my family,
[09:27] ---
    according to the traditions of the Sun family,
[09:29] ---
    you must pass three trials.
[09:32] ---
    Trials?
[09:34] ---
    Check it out.
[09:36] ---
    100% genuine lamb skewers.
[09:39] ---
    Hot pear stew.
[09:48] ---
    Score Board
[09:49] ---
    This is the first trial.
    Score Board
[09:51] ---
    Score Board
[09:52] ---
    Grandpa, this is just one of the amusement games.
[10:13] ---
    Shocking Power    Amazing Force
[10:16] ---
    Score Board
[10:19] ---
    You are great, master.
[10:20] ---
    I'm old, anyway.
    You are great, master.
[10:22] ---
    I'm old, anyway.
    Full of vigor.
[10:22] ---
    I could have scored higher if I were young.
    Full of vigor.
[10:23] ---
    I could have scored higher if I were young.
    Our master indeed.
[10:24] ---
    I could have scored higher if I were young.
[10:27] ---
    Your turn.
[10:30] ---
    Be careful.
[10:32] ---
    Don't worry.
[10:33] ---
    I won't embarrass your grandpa too much.
[10:45] ---
    Score   Board
    10 yuan/hit
[10:59] ---
    Is it a malfunction?
[11:00] ---
    What's the matter? What's happening?
[11:01] ---
    Something wrong with the machine?
[11:06] ---
    Come.
[11:07] ---
    Put the bowstring on the first knuckle of your fingers.
[11:11] ---
    Don't blow into my ear.
[11:17] ---
    I'm sorry.
[11:21] ---
    This is the second trial.
[11:23] ---
    Grandpa, are you going to shoot the balloons?
[11:25] ---
    See what's there on the hilltop.
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    Sorry, my young lady.
[11:33] ---
    This is the master's order.
[11:35] ---
    It is so far away.
[11:37] ---
    How can you shoot it at such a distance?
[11:47] ---
    Now you do it.
[11:58] ---
    We must hide ourselves well this time.
[12:01] ---
    Kid,
[12:02] ---
    if you miss, you must get lost...
[12:10] ---
    What is it?
[12:16] ---
    Far enough,
[12:17] ---
    but widely missed.
[12:19] ---
    Listen. Send him off.
[12:21] ---
    Hold on.
[12:23] ---
    Let the arrow fly for a while.
[12:51] ---
    Let's go.
[12:56] ---
    Master,
[12:57] ---
    I've got the third trial ready.
[12:59] ---
    I'm sure you'll beat him.
[13:00] ---
    Not necessary.
[13:02] ---
    Wait for us.
[13:11] ---
    Grandpa,
[13:13] ---
    why did you take us here?
[13:17] ---
    This is the last trial.
[13:20] ---
    Wait a minute.
[13:21] ---
    Grandpa, are you going to...
[13:32] ---
    The last trial of the Sun family
[13:34] ---
    is me.
[13:36] ---
    You can't do this, master.
[13:39] ---
    Someone of you phase against a boy of the foundation phase
[13:40] ---
    doesn't comply with kung-fu spirits.
[13:42] ---
    That's right. What if Brother Wang hurts you?
[13:45] ---
    Stop the nonsense.
[13:47] ---
    Rongrong,
[13:48] ---
    60 years ago,
[13:50] ---
    it was right in this place that your grandma
[13:52] ---
    passed all the three trials.
[13:55] ---
    In order to marry me,
[13:57] ---
    she went through a great many hardships.
[14:00] ---
    At that time, I swore
[14:02] ---
    that I would create a world in which she would never be hurt.
[14:06] ---
    Therefore,
[14:07] ---
    I had the Heavenly Paradise built.
[14:12] ---
    Grandpa,
[14:13] ---
    now I understand why you set so many rules for admission.
[14:16] ---
    Kid,
[14:17] ---
    if you are sincere to her,
[14:19] ---
    do your best to pass this trial.
[14:26] ---
    OK.
[14:27] ---
    En.
[14:38] ---
    Alright,
[14:40] ---
    let's begin.
[14:43] ---
    You...
[14:44] ---
    How can you lift it?
[14:46] ---
    It's impossible.
[14:50] ---
    It's
[14:51] ---
    it's the Sun's Sacred Cudgel handed down in the family.
[14:54] ---
    It weighs as much as 13,500 Jin (15000 pounds).
[14:57] ---
    No, it's impossible.
[14:59] ---
    Only the foremost father of the Sun family could lift it.
[15:02] ---
    No one else could for thousands of years.
[15:03] ---
    Neither can I.
[15:15] ---
    Forgive me for having been blind
[15:17] ---
    and failed to recognize a true god.
[15:19] ---
    Please accept my respect.
[15:31] ---
    That's it.
[15:34] ---
    Beautiful.
[16:14] ---
    It's time for the sacred cudgel ritual.
[16:16] ---
    The cudgel will rise out of the water.
[16:27] ---
    Where is the cudgel?
[16:29] ---
    What?
[16:30] ---
    Where is the Sun's Sacred Cudgel?
[16:33] ---
    What happened?
[16:38] ---
    Oh no.
[16:40] ---
    At present, the only one in Huaxiu who can lift the cudgel
[16:43] ---
    is...
[16:50] ---
    Even if the world before me
[16:52] ---
    will change or drift away,
[16:57] ---
    I will be waiting for you forever at the end of time.
[17:02] ---
    Before I am ready,
[17:04] ---
    life has changed.
[17:08] ---
    I'm confused at the crossroad,
[17:10] ---
    wondering which way is home.
[17:13] ---
    My birthday wishes,
[17:15] ---
    did anyone hear them this time?
[17:19] ---
    Keep my words to myself,
[17:21] ---
    and my memories float in the starry sky.
[17:23] ---
    Occasionally I feel depressed.
[17:26] ---
    Occasionally I feel sad.
[17:29] ---
    Who knows the weakness behind my smile?
[17:35] ---
    Mom said that time
[17:37] ---
    once roared like a wind.
[17:39] ---
    Feel your hopes.
[17:42] ---
    Look forward to beautiful.
[17:46] ---
    This power comes because we have each other around.
[17:50] ---
    Even if the world before me
[17:53] ---
    will change or drift away,
[17:57] ---
    I will be waiting for you forever at the end of time.
[18:03] ---
    I will be waiting for you forever at the end of time.

E10 - The Sun Family's Sacred Cudgel Is Lost (Mission Accomplished Version)
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    Kyuumiya,
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    you don't know at all why you lost.
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    What?
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    Because
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    you are the only one who doesn't follow this animation.
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    Look at the blue sky,
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    clear sky in the wind.
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    The sea breeze is soft,
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    soft as your hug.
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    Adapted from the story  The Daily Life of the Immortal King from Yuewen Group's Qidian Reading
    written by Ku Xuan
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    I want to find a corner
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    where my heart can be lazy for a while.
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    Summer is like a train pulling up in a station,
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    leaving your troubles behind.
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    Go for a ride in flip flops.
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    See who touches the coconut grove first.
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    Laughter floats far away
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    in a relaxed atmosphere.
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    Footprints crisscross into a circle.
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    Waves erase them, and run away,
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    saying do it again.
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    Endless dreams
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    stir the world.
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    Break into the colors, and be mad together.
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    Use your waving hands
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    to connect the dances of every star.
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    The Daily Life of the
    IMMORTAL KING
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    Season 3
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    Episode Ten
     The Sun Family's Sacred Cudgel Is Lost
     (Mission Accomplished Version)
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    tap to stop
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    Alarm Clock
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    Slide up to remind later
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             to remind later
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    Slide up to remind later
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    Good morning, viewers.
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    Welcome to watch Morning News on Songhai Satellite Channel.
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    It is the annual High Saint's Day today.
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    The Sun Family, which has a thousand-year history,
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    will hold a grand High Saint's Day lantern show in Heavenly Paradise.
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    Cultivators from all walks of life in Songhai will celebrate the festival together in the Paradise.
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    Cultivators who want to enter the park must meet these requirements.
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    It's just like the ceremonial ritual in Sunland.
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    One, you must wear a traditional Huaxiu dress to be admitted into the park.
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    There is nothing to be excited about.
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    Two, you must bring a partner with you.
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    How are you, father?
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    Yoshiko,
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    you know it is the High Saint's Day in Huaxiu today, don't you?
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    Yes, I know.
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    Every year in the High Saint's Day lantern show,
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    the Sun Family's heirloom, the Sacred Cudgel,
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    will be exhibited.
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    Father, you mean...
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    Get the Sacred Cudgel.
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    You failed the mission
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    to get the White-Eyed Blue Dragon.
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    Don't fail again this time.
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    I understand.
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    Gone is my nice weekend.
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    Hanfu
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    Please choose the costume for High Saint's Day
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    Lolita
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    Hanfu
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    Hanfu
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    Hanfu
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    aint's Day
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    aint's Day
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    Kyuumiya
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    I must say that rituals in Huaxiu are very exciting.
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    Alright. I should be able to enter the park if I go with these people.
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    Security
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    Hold on, miss.
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    Kyuumiya
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    What is it?
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    Security
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    Where is your partner?
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    Kyuumiya
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    What partner?
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    Security
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    Notice
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    Forbidden to Enter
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    Tangs
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    Singles
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    According to the Chairman's regulations, you must have a partner in order to enter the park.
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    Kyuumiya
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    It's a discrimination against single people.
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    Security
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    Don't worry. You are not the only one who doesn't have a partner.
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    Singles
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    Forbidden to Enter
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    Tangs
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    Notice
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    Kyuumiyas
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    Singles
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    They are all singles. You are an outstanding lady. I'm sure you'll find one that suits you.
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    PEACHES
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    Singles
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    PEACHES
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    Notice
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    Forbidden to Enter
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    Tangs
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    Singles
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    Kyuumiya
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    Ah. Is this the legendary match-making corner?
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    Kyuumiyas
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    According to High Saint's Day traditions,
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    visitors must enter the park in pairs.
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    Who would you choose to enter the park with?
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    Lin Xiaoyu
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    Guo Hao
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    Chen Chao
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    Lin Xiaoyu
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    Lin Xiaoyu
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    Lin Xiaoyu
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    PEACHES
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    Singles
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    Kyuumiya
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    She is Lin Xiaoyu from Class Elite. She always looks harmless to anyone. I'll pick her.
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    Oh la la. You are Xiaoyu, aren't you? You are dressed so beautifully
     tonight that I didn't recognize you at first sight.
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    Xiaoyu
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    Ah. Haha... Thank you.
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    Kyuumiya
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    Xiaoyu, let's go in together.
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    Xiaoyu
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    Ah? I'm waiting for Uncle Sun to take me into the park.
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    Kyuumiya
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    What a coincidence. I'm waiting for Uncle Sun too.
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    Xiaoyu
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    Ah? No kidding?
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    Kyuumiya
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    Of course not. My purpose of coming to Huaxiu is to exchange
     our culturesand experience the life of Huaxiu people.
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    Xiaoyu
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    Experience the life of Huaxiu people?
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    Kyuumiya
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    Exactly. The annual High Saint's Day is a rare chance. I hope you can help me fulfill my wish.
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    Xiaoyu
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    Alright. But you are from a wealthy family. Are you sure you won't have any problems with it?
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    Kyuumiya
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    Definitely. What problems can I have?
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    Xiaoyu
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    The celebration on High Saint's Day is a big event. It can be very tiring.
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    Kyuumiya
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    Xiaoyu, don't say that again.
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    Don't sort me out because of my family. Am I not eligible?
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    Xiaoyu
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    Okay. Uncle Sun, I'm here.
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    Uncle Sun
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    PEACH
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    Ah. Sorry. I was a little busy with something. This is...
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    Xiaoyu
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    She is...
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    Kyuumiya
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    Don't you remember me, Uncle Sun? I'm Xiaoyu's schoolmate.
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    Uncle Sun
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    Ah? Oh oh. Yes, you are Xiaoyu's schoolmate.
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    Perfect. We are very busy tonight and need more hands. Why don't you come along?
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    Kyuumiya
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    Okay.
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    En? Need more hands?
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    Table No. 8 ordered 20 pan-fried rices.
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    You aides, do it fast.
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    The curry chickens are ready. I need more dishes.
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    Coming.
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    Get some radishes from the stockroom. Quick.
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    Excuse me. Let me through.
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    Here come the dishes.
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    Careful. Watch it.
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    Who am I?
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    Where am I?
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    Come on.
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    Let's change into these.
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    Table No. 8 ordered 20 pan-fried rices.
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    Chef
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    You aides, do it fast.
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    Sun's Servant
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    Xiaoyu, it's about time. I'll leave these 200 dishes to you.
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    Xiaoyu
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    Fine.
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    Sun's Servant
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    New comer, go to clean the cups.
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    Kyuumiya
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    Workers Are Human Beings
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    Kyuumiya
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    I didn't know Lin Xiaoyu was coming here to work. Otherwise, I wouldn't have picked her.
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    My god. It's going to take forever to clean all these cups.
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    Sun's Servant
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    Xiaoyu, have you washed all the dishes?
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    Xiaoyu
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    I have.
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    Kyuumiya
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    What? So fast? She really works hard.
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    Sun's Servant
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    Go over there and wash the 200-jin (220 pounds) cabbages.
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    Xiaoyu
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    Right on it.
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    Kyuumiya
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    Is this how they work in Huaxiu?
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    Sun's Servant
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    New comer, do your job.
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    Kyuumiya
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    Ah? Ah, okay, okay. What job?
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    This is disgusting. I'm the young lady of the Kyuumiya family
     and they ask me to do such nasty work for the Sun family.
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    Sun Rong, I'll make you pay for it, blood for blood.
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    Sun's Servant
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    You two, go to prepare the lamb skewers after you're finished with the dishes.
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    Kyuumiya & Xiaoyu
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    Yes.
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    Kyuumiya
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    Oh dear. So much lamb. I have to work until the end of time.
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    Xiaoyu
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    Sister Kyuumiya, I didn't expect that a girl from a wealthy family would work here.
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    Kyuumiya
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    I didn't expect that the life of a worker could be so hard.
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    Xiaoyu
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    It's fine. Much better than moving granite on a construction
     site or digging for spiritual stones in a mine.
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    Kyuumiya
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    Right. I'll try to persuade her to work for the Kyuumiya family.
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    Wait. Did I forget something? I'm here to steal the cudgel, not to work.
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    Xiaoyu, do you often come to work in the Sun family?
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    Xiaoyu
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    Yes, thanks to Sister Sun Rong.
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    Kyuumiya
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    I have always wanted to visit the Sun's main hall. Can you take me in there?
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    Xiaoyu
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    Err... Generally, non-family members are not permitted to go into the main hall.
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    Sun's Servant
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    I need two to serve.
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    Xiaoyu
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    Coming.
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    Sun's Servant
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    Serve this dish to the Sun's main hall, and the drinks to the square in front of the hall.
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    serve the drink
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    You managed to enter the park and become a kitchen aide.
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    You would choose...
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    serve the dish
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    serve the drink
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    serve the drink
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    serve the drink
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    Kyuumiya
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    20 meters to go. I can do it.
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    Sun's Servant
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    Be careful. If the stew is spilled, it will be deducted from your wage.
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    Kyuumiya
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    I understand.
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    Idiots. Why did they stack them before they are served?
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    Sun's Servant
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    Put the champagne stack in place quickly. There is more work to do in the kitchen.
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    Kyuumiya
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    Copy that.
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    Finally done. Next, find a way to get into the main hall.
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    Lord Thunder
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    Mmm. The soft taste is long lasting and refreshing.
     If I am right, you cooked the stew personally, didn't you?
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    Kyuumiya
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    Ah? No.
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    Lord Thunder
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    You are being too modest, miss. In this world, only a beauty girl like you could have cooked such luscious pear stew.
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    Kyuumiya
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    Excuse me. Please don't affect my work.
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    Lord Thunder
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    Work? Now that you are at work, why do you carry a high-grade spiritual treasure with you?
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    Kyuumiya
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    I...I don't know what you are talking about.
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    Lord Thunder
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    Ay. There is a stick-shaped treasure hidden in your sleeve. Do I have the honor to take a look?
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    run away
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    You are at the market street and is suspected by Lord Thunder.
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    You would choose...
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    confront him
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    run away
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    run away
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    run away
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    That's it.
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    My pear stew.
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    Luckily, I dodged quick enough.
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    Where is the girl?
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    Kyuumiya
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    Xiaoyu, are you alright?
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    I'll take you inside to change your dress.
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    Security
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    Stop. This is a no-entry area.
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    Kyuumiya
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    Don't you have any sympathy at all? Can't you see? Her dress is all wet.
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    Security
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    Ah? Oh, the dressing room is on the corner on the first floor.
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    Xiaoyu
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    Let me go in there alone. You can wait for me at the door.
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    Kyuumiya
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    Okay.
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    I didn't expect to get in so easily. The Sun's security is slack.
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    However, there are so many rooms here. Which room is the Sun's Sacred Cudgel in?
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    My father's private money is hidden in a secret chamber behind the bookcase.
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    The Sun's treasure must be hidden in a similar place.
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    Xiaoyu
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    Sister Kyuumiya, I can't fasten my dress. Can you come in and help me out?
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    help Li Xiaoyu
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    You knocked over the champagne stack and got Li Xiaoyu wet.
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    You took Li Xiaoyu to the dressing room in the Main Hall.
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    You would choose...
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    leave
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    help Li Xiaoyu
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    help Li Xiaoyu
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    help Li Xiaoyu
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    Kyuumiya
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    Xiaoyu, I'm coming.
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    Xiaoyu
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    Sister Kyuumiya, help me fasten it.
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    Xiaoyu
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    Let's go back to the kitchen now. They'll cut our pay if we go back too late.
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    Kyuumiya
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    No, I have a mission to accomplish. It is not my goal to work in this place.
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    Well, Xiaoyu, they say they will show a big stick toward the end of the High Saint's Day ritual.
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    Xiaoyu
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    That's right. It's the Sun's family heirloom, the Sun's Sacred Cudgel.
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    Kyuumiya
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    Yes, that's what I mean. Do you know where the cudgel is kept?
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    Xiaoyu
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    In the arsenal in the basement of this building.
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    En...Sister Kyuumiya.
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    Kyuumiya
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    So easy. Even a worker of the Sun family knows where the cudgel is.
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    Does the Sun family have no protective measures at all?
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    You...
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    How can you lift it?
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    It's impossible.
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    It's...
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    It's the Sun's Sacred Cudgel handed down in the family.
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    It weighs as much as 13,500 Jin (15000 pounds).
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    No, it's impossible.
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    Only the foremost father of the family could lift it.
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    No one else could for thousands of years. Neither can I.
[13:09] ---
    What was that?
[13:11] ---
    An earthquake?
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    Forgive me for having been blind
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    and failed to recognize a true god.
[13:17] ---
    Please accept my respect.
[13:19] ---
    Sun Family Arsenal
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    I'm sorry, Master Wang,
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    that I offended you.
[13:29] ---
    I sincerely apologize.
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    What happened in there?
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    Why does the old man keep kowtowing to the Value 5 boy?
[13:45] ---
    This is the...
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    Optional Ending Seven    Master of Thieves
    You found the Sun's Sacred Cudgel!
    Mission Accomplished
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    Even if the world before me
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    will change or drift away,
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    I will be waiting for you forever at the end of time.
[14:33] ---
    Before I am ready,
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    life has changed.
[14:38] ---
    I'm confused at the crossroad,
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    wondering which way is home.
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    My birthday wishes,
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    did anyone hear them this time?
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    Keep my words to myself,
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    and my memories float in the starry sky.
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    Occasionally I feel depressed.
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    Occasionally I feel sad.
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    Who knows the weakness behind my smile?
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    Mom said that time
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    once roared like a wind.
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    Feel your hopes.
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    Look forward to beautiful.
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    This power comes because we have each other around.
[15:21] ---
    Even if the world before me
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    will change or drift away,
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    I will be waiting for you forever at the end of time.
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    I will be waiting for you forever at the end of time.

E11 - A Daring Journey to Sunland
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    Kyuumiya,
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    you don't know at all why you lost.
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    What?
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    Because
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    you are the only one who
    doesn't follow this animation.
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    This is impossible.
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    Nobody is strong enough to lift it.
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    Sun Family Arsenal
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    How I wish Master Zhuo were here.
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    Master Wang,
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    Forgive me for having been blind
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    and offended you with very rude words.
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    But...but I hope you'd be kind and generous
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    and give back the Sacred Cudgel.
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    Grandpa, this is embarrassing.
[01:03] ---
    Get up now.
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    I'm sorry to interrupt,
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    but I think there is more to
    this incident than it appears.
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    Lord Thunder.
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    Lord Thunder. Lord Thunder.
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    Lord Thunder, it's great to see you.
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    What do you think, Lord?
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    From what I saw,
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    tonight, this little cultivator friend
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    has been with Miss Sun all the time.
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    Side by side, I would say.
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    He didn't have the time to commit the theft.
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    That's right, Grandpa.
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    Your eyes have been on us the whole time.
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    But...but right now in the entire Huaxiu,
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    no one else can lift the Sacred Cudgel.
[01:38] ---
    This little cultivator friend may be a genius
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    and is able to lift the Cudgel,
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    but he never left the Heavenly Paradise.
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    You could have found the Cudgel
    if you had searched him.
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    As far as I know,
[01:51] ---
    the Sun's Sacred Cudgel can
    change its size at will.
[01:54] ---
    It can be big and tall as a towering pillar,
[01:56] ---
    or thin and small as a hair.
[01:58] ---
    Sun Family Arsenal
[01:58] ---
    Therefore,
[02:00] ---
    there is only one conclusion:
[02:02] ---
    the Sun's Sacred Cudgel,
    affected by an external force,
[02:04] ---
    has shrunk into a thread.
[02:08] ---
    He is Lord Thunder indeed,
[02:09] ---
    so good at calculation.
[02:11] ---
    The Cudgel was not stolen at all.
[02:13] ---
    It is right in its place.
[02:15] ---
    Check it out.
[02:21] ---
    Am I too old to see properly?
[02:24] ---
    I don't see anything.
[02:31] ---
    I don't believe it.
[02:33] ---
    Where is the Cudgel?
[02:34] ---
    Brother Wang, what shall we do now?
[02:40] ---
    Everyone,
[02:43] ---
    why don't we...
[02:45] ---
    check the surveillance video?
[02:53] ---
    You have a surveillance camera.
[03:27] ---
    Look at the blue sky,
[03:29] ---
    clear sky in the wind.
[03:34] ---
    The sea breeze is soft,
[03:38] ---
    soft as your hug.
SIGN    Adapted from the story of the same title by author Ku Xuan from Chinese Qidian Website of Yuewen Group The Daily Life of the Immortal King
[03:57] ---
    I want to find a corner
[04:00] ---
    where my heart can be lazy for a while.
[04:04] ---
    Summer is like a train
    pulling up in a station,
[04:08] ---
    leaving your troubles behind.
[04:12] ---
    Go for a ride in flip flops.
[04:14] ---
    See who touches the coconut grove first.
[04:15] ---
    Laughter floats far away
[04:17] ---
    in a relaxed atmosphere.
[04:19] ---
    Footprints crisscross into a circle.
[04:21] ---
    Waves erase them, and run away,
[04:24] ---
    saying do it again.
[04:28] ---
    Endless dreams
[04:30] ---
    stir the world.
[04:31] ---
    Break into the colors, and be mad together.
[04:35] ---
    Use your waving hands
[04:38] ---
    to connect the dances of every star.
[04:56] ---
    The Daily Life of the
    IMMORTAL KING    Season 3
[05:01] ---
    Episode Eleven    A Daring Journey to Sunland
[05:36] ---
    O the chain with the dark force inside you,
[05:39] ---
    show your true power in front of me.
[05:44] ---
    By the pact between you and
    me, Kyuumiya orders you
[05:47] ---
    to double the force field.
[05:52] ---
    Sun Rong
[05:53] ---
    Sun Rong
    Dialing
[05:56] ---
    Sun Rong
    Hanging Up
[05:58] ---
    O the chain with the dark force inside you,
[06:01] ---
    show your true power in front of me.
[06:05] ---
    By the pact between you and
    me, Kyuumiya orders you...
[06:11] ---
    Sun Rong
    Ringing
[06:13] ---
    Sun Rong
    Connected
[06:13] ---
    Hello? Who is it?
[06:15] ---
    Yoshiko Kyuumiya,
[06:17] ---
    don't play dumb.
[06:18] ---
    I know you are home.
[06:19] ---
    If you had the guts to steal the Cudgel,
[06:20] ---
    why do you shut the gate and hide inside?
[06:22] ---
    Open it.
[06:24] ---
    Why do you shut the gate and hide inside?
[06:26] ---
    Open it.
[06:30] ---
    Damn.
[06:31] ---
    She hanged up on me.
[06:33] ---
    Don't worry, Sister Sun.
[06:34] ---
    I have a little trick here.
[06:35] ---
    I'm sure it will force her out.
[06:42] ---
    What are you looking at?
[06:43] ---
    Go on with the ritual.
[06:48] ---
    O the chain with the dark force inside you,
[06:51] ---
    show your true power in front of me.
[07:05] ---
    The biggest family in southern Sunland,
[07:07] ---
    the Kyuumiya family has run away.
[07:09] ---
    The biggest family in southern Sunland,
[07:11] ---
    the Kyuumiya family is rubbish.
[07:13] ---
    You wait here.
    the Kyuumiya family is rubbish.
[07:13] ---
    You wait here.
    The young lady Yoshiko Kyuumiya is daughter of a bitch,
[07:14] ---
    I'll be right back.
    The young lady Yoshiko Kyuumiya is daughter of a bitch,
[07:15] ---
    The young lady Yoshiko Kyuumiya
    is daughter of a bitch,
[07:15] ---
    a big lying and cheating bastard.
[07:17] ---
    The daughter of a bitch stole
    the Sun's Sacred Cudgel
[07:20] ---
    and ran away with the loot.
[07:21] ---
    The young lady Yoshiko Kyuumiya
    is daughter of a bitch,
[07:23] ---
    Yoshiko Kyuumiya has run away.
[07:25] ---
    The young lady Yoshiko Kyuumiya
    is daughter of a bitch,
[07:26] ---
    Brother Wang,
    The young lady Yoshiko Kyuumiya is daughter of a bitch,
[07:27] ---
    do you think they'll force Kyuumiya out in this way?
    The young lady Yoshiko Kyuumiya is daughter of a bitch,
[07:27] ---
    do you think they'll force Kyuumiya out in this way?
    Yoshiko Kyuumiya is rubbish.
[07:29] ---
    do you think they'll force Kyuumiya out in this way?
    Yoshiko Kyuumiya is daughter of a bitch and rubbish.
[07:30] ---
    Yoshiko Kyuumiya is daughter
    of a bitch and rubbish.
[07:34] ---
    Kyuumiya,
[07:35] ---
    it's time you opened the gate.
[07:37] ---
    What are you doing in front of my house?
[07:39] ---
    I'll call the police if you don't leave.
[07:41] ---
    Shut up, Kyuumiya.
[07:42] ---
    You are just a thief
    pretending to be innocent.
[07:44] ---
    Give me back my Sacred Cudgel.
[07:46] ---
    Don't be a big bloody mouth.
[07:48] ---
    I didn't take anything from your family.
[07:50] ---
    My young lady, it's accusing
    with a bloody mouth'.
[07:52] ---
    The surveillance camera caught you
    going into my family's secret chamber.
[07:54] ---
    Don't tell me you didn't do it.
[07:56] ---
    Yes,
[07:58] ---
    I didn't go into the basement
    and check around it,
[08:01] ---
    but I didn't take anything.
[08:04] ---
    Don't you feel guilty?
[08:07] ---
    I've never seen anyone
[08:09] ---
    as shameless as you are.
[08:12] ---
    Sister Sun,
[08:13] ---
    there are spiritual energy reactions
    from the Cudgel in the back hill.
[08:16] ---
    Alright, if you didn't take the Cudgel,
[08:18] ---
    you wouldn't stop us from searching
    the back hill, would you?
[08:22] ---
    See, that's called a
    thief's guilty conscience.
[08:25] ---
    I don't have time to reason with you.
[08:28] ---
    This is Sunland.
[08:30] ---
    You are trespassing on private property.
[08:33] ---
    You are invaders.
[08:36] ---
    I'll kill the chicken to take the egg.
[08:39] ---
    Now I see the men on the
    Exorcist Team are your stooges.
[08:41] ---
    It looks like we have
    come to the right place.
[08:44] ---
    Send them off.
[08:51] ---
    We are short of hands here, aren't we?
[08:56] ---
    Hold on.  Where is Wang Ling?
[09:12] ---
    Give back Sun Rong's stuff.
[09:14] ---
    I said I didn't take anything
    from the Sun family.
[09:23] ---
    Give back the Sacred Cudgel.
[09:25] ---
    Go away. I'm busy.
[09:33] ---
    The Sacred Cudgel.
[09:35] ---
    Give it back.
[09:54] ---
    You asked for it.
[10:00] ---
    Ah?
[10:06] ---
    Give it back or not?
[10:47] ---
    Do it again?
[10:54] ---
    Idiot.
[10:55] ---
    Do you know what you just did?
[11:08] ---
    Gone.
[11:10] ---
    All is gone.
[11:12] ---
    What is this place?
[11:41] ---
    Zhuo Yi?
[11:44] ---
    I'm so glad to see you, Master.
[11:47] ---
    How could you have survived?
[11:51] ---
    Master,
[11:52] ---
    you instructed me to practice overseas
[11:55] ---
    and try to find out about the
    backgrounds of the Exorcist Team.
[11:57] ---
    Therefore, I came to Sunland.
[12:00] ---
    After some researches, I found
[12:02] ---
    that the Exorcist Team had been abducting
    demons from around the human world.
[12:06] ---
    The demons that had been sent
    inside the Kyuumiya volcano
[12:08] ---
    never showed up again.
[12:11] ---
    I decided to sneak into
    the Kyuumiya property.
[12:26] ---
    I then found out
[12:28] ---
    that the demons abducted by the Kyuumiyas
[12:30] ---
    were all confined inside the volcano.
[12:33] ---
    The volcano had a confinement seal.
[12:34] ---
    When the demons were starved to the utmost,
[12:36] ---
    they would kill each other.
[12:38] ---
    The one who finally survived
    in the force field
[12:41] ---
    would become the demon king.
[12:43] ---
    She wanted to cultivate demons?
[12:44] ---
    That's right.
[12:46] ---
    The demons that have been rampaging in Huaxiu
[12:48] ---
    were summoned from here by
    her with a demon spectrum.
[12:51] ---
    He is right.
[12:53] ---
    But when a demon king
    was about to be created,
[12:57] ---
    the force field became unable
    to suppress the demons.
[13:00] ---
    I had to try to steal the Sun's Sacred Cudgel
[13:02] ---
    and use it to reinforce the force field.
[13:05] ---
    So it was you.
[13:07] ---
    No.
[13:07] ---
    Opened in dark night a filthy sweet mouth.
    No.
[13:08] ---
    Opened in dark night a filthy sweet mouth.
    I found the Cudgel all right,
[13:10] ---
    A vicious stomach in damp breeding enchanting charm.
    but I couldn't lift it.
[13:11] ---
    A vicious stomach in damp
    breeding enchanting charm.
[13:14] ---
    A proud quest, dangerous and noble.
[13:15] ---
    A proud quest, dangerous and noble.
    Then who was it
[13:16] ---
    A proud quest, dangerous and noble.
    that stole the Sacred Cudgel?
[13:19] ---
    Praise it with blood.
[13:22] ---
    Tear up all that is white;
    burn all flesh into ashes.
[13:22] ---
    Tear up all that is white; burn all flesh into ashes.
    I thought
[13:23] ---
    Tear up all that is white; burn all flesh into ashes.
    you had cleared almost all the demons in the force field.
[13:24] ---
    you had cleared almost all the
    demons in the force field.
[13:25] ---
    Destroy all that resist, and save all of my kind.
    you had cleared almost all the demons in the force field.
[13:27] ---
    Destroy all that resist, and save all of my kind.
    Stay here for a week and you'll know.
[13:28] ---
    Stay here for a week and you'll know.
[13:29] ---
    Grant this common new god new brilliance.
[13:30] ---
    Grant this common new god new brilliance.
    Breaking the force field will do the trick, right?
[13:32] ---
    Breaking the force field
    will do the trick, right?
[13:32] ---
    Stop it!
[13:33] ---
    Hooray to his creation.
    Stop it!
[13:34] ---
    Hooray to his creation.
    Do you want to release the demons
[13:35] ---
    Hooray to his creation.
    and destroy the whole Sunland?
[13:36] ---
    Speak out, puppet,
    and destroy the whole Sunland?
[13:37] ---
    Speak out, puppet,
    What else?
[13:38] ---
    Speak out, puppet,
    Saving them for you to plague Huaxiu?
[13:38] ---
    decorated perfectly with bright red.
    Saving them for you to plague Huaxiu?
[13:40] ---
    decorated perfectly with bright red.
[13:42] ---
    Dance with me and tear up the karma.
[13:46] ---
    Wait for him to befall and break the stars.
    The force field...
[13:49] ---
    Wait for him to befall and break the stars.
    is broken.
[13:51] ---
    is broken.
[13:55] ---
    The Sun's Sacred Cudgel.
[13:57] ---
    Who brought it here?
[14:39] ---
    You guys go over there.
[14:41] ---
    Don't let the demons run away.
[14:42] ---
    Yes. Yes. Yes.
[14:57] ---
    Zhuo Yi?
[15:00] ---
    Froggy 2?
[15:01] ---
    What are you doing here?
[15:03] ---
    It's raining.
[15:04] ---
    The kids wanted me to buy them some drinks.
[15:07] ---
    Master Zhuo,
[15:08] ---
    are you on official duty?
[15:10] ---
    Yes.
[15:12] ---
    Froggy 2,
[15:13] ---
    could you do me a favor?
[15:14] ---
    We are tracking down some illegal immigrants.
[15:16] ---
    Could you help us locate them?
[15:29] ---
    300 meters in that direction,
[15:30] ---
    moving at a high speed.
[15:33] ---
    Thank you for your help, Froggy 2.
[15:34] ---
    I'll treat you to some canned food later.
[15:44] ---
    Wait.
[15:46] ---
    Run for it now.
[15:47] ---
    It is unsafe here.
[15:51] ---
    Though his appearance and
    species have been changed,
[15:53] ---
    his power can't be mistaken.
[15:56] ---
    You must be our Lord King.
[16:00] ---
    I beg you to regain your throne
[16:02] ---
    for the survival of the demon race.
[16:07] ---
    I don't know what you're talking about.
[16:13] ---
    Unknowingly,
[16:14] ---
    I have lived in the human
    world for so many years.
[16:19] ---
    I have cut off all relation with
    the demon race for a long time
[16:21] ---
    and blended myself into human life.
[16:26] ---
    About the demon race,
[16:27] ---
    I only have a very little memory.
[16:31] ---
    I had hoped to live a routine life,
    away from any conflict and strife,
[16:33] ---
    Even if the world before me
    I had hoped to live a routine life, away from any conflict and strife,
[16:35] ---
    Even if the world before me
    from the fights between the human and demon races,
[16:35] ---
    will change or drift away,
    from the fights between the human and demon races,
[16:39] ---
    until...
[16:40] ---
    I will be waiting for you forever at the end of time.
    until...
[16:40] ---
    I will be waiting for you
    forever at the end of time.
[16:45] ---
    Before I am ready,
[16:47] ---
    life has changed.
[16:51] ---
    I'm confused at the crossroad,
[16:53] ---
    wondering which way is home.
[16:56] ---
    My birthday wishes,
[16:58] ---
    did anyone hear them this time?
[17:02] ---
    Keep my words to myself,
[17:04] ---
    and my memories float in the starry sky.
[17:06] ---
    Occasionally I feel depressed.
[17:09] ---
    Occasionally I feel sad.
[17:12] ---
    Who knows the weakness behind my smile?
[17:18] ---
    Mom said that time
[17:20] ---
    once roared like a wind.
[17:22] ---
    Feel your hopes.
[17:25] ---
    Look forward to beautiful.
[17:29] ---
    This power comes because
    we have each other around.
[17:33] ---
    Even if the world before me
[17:36] ---
    will change or drift away,
[17:40] ---
    I will be waiting for you
    forever at the end of time.
[17:46] ---
    I will be waiting for you
    forever at the end of time.

E12 - Reconciled
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[00:14] ---
    Kyuumiya,
[00:15] ---
    you don't know at all why you lost.
[00:17] ---
    What?
[00:20] ---
    Because
[00:21] ---
    you are the only one who
    doesn't follow this animation.
SIGN    Adapted from the story  The Daily Life of the Immortal King from Yuewen Group's Qidian Reading written by Ku Xuan
[00:27] ---
    Even if the world before me
[00:29] ---
    will change or drift away,
[00:33] ---
    I will be waiting for you
    forever at the end of time.
[00:38] ---
    I've heard them say
[00:40] ---
    that much of our life was pre-determined.
[00:44] ---
    Beyond our expectations,
[00:46] ---
    daily routines are disturbed.
[00:49] ---
    When you are in need,
[00:51] ---
    I always reach out my hands to you.
[00:55] ---
    No reason needed,
[00:57] ---
    I will always be there for you.
[01:00] ---
    Occasionally I feel depressed.
[01:02] ---
    Occasionally I feel sad.
[01:05] ---
    But I encourage you with a smile
[01:07] ---
    that hardships will soon be over.
[01:11] ---
    Mom said that time
[01:13] ---
    once roared like a wind.
[01:16] ---
    Feel your hopes.
[01:18] ---
    Look forward to beautiful.
[01:23] ---
    This power comes because
    we have each other around.
[01:27] ---
    Even if the world before me
[01:29] ---
    will change or drift away,
[01:34] ---
    I will be waiting for you
    forever at the end of time.
[01:39] ---
    I will be waiting for you
    forever at the end of time.
[01:46] ---
    Episode Twelve    Reconciled
[01:58] ---
    Oh, shit.
[02:00] ---
    What a shame!
[02:01] ---
    They've been working on it for so long.
[02:03] ---
    At this point,
[02:05] ---
    there's only one thing I can
    do: reverse the timeline.
[02:08] ---
    I may lose some of my life essence,
[02:12] ---
    but with you by my side,
[02:14] ---
    I won't feel lonely.
[02:22] ---
    Happy birthday to you.
[02:28] ---
    Happy birthday to Lin Xiaoyu.
[02:33] ---
    Happy birthday to Li Xiaoyu
[02:33] ---
    Happy birthday, Xiaoyu.
[02:39] ---
    Thank you.  Thank you all.
[02:43] ---
    I...
[02:44] ---
    I forgot it's my birthday today.
[02:56] ---
    Until that day when I found
[02:59] ---
    that I'm not a demon.
[03:05] ---
    Neither am I a human.
[03:48] ---
    Nobody...
[03:50] ---
    nobody cares if we demons live or die.
[03:54] ---
    Do you want to hide in the sewer
[03:56] ---
    and spend the rest of your lives as losers?
[04:00] ---
    We have found out
[04:02] ---
    it was the Exorcist Team that
    took our fellow brothers.
[04:04] ---
    Have you ever thought
[04:06] ---
    why we live like dogs?
[04:09] ---
    It is not because humans treat us as dogs,
[04:12] ---
    but because we feel we are dogs.
[04:14] ---
    Back  Door
[04:21] ---
    It is the human race,
[04:23] ---
    the evil human race,
[04:25] ---
    who destroyed our homeland
[04:27] ---
    and took our lives.
[04:29] ---
    Are we going to live in the shadow
    of the human race forever?
[04:36] ---
    Our fellow brothers will
    all be imprisoned here.
[04:39] ---
    But the force field of the
    Kyuumiya family is very strong.
[04:41] ---
    Only by breaking the force
    field can we rescue them.
[05:12] ---
    We will die.
[05:14] ---
    We will pay dear prices.
[05:16] ---
    But...
[05:17] ---
    we will win the final victory.
[05:21] ---
    Ultimately,
[05:22] ---
    I will create a world in which
    no demon will ever be hurt.
[06:03] ---
    I am...
[06:05] ---
    the Demon King.
[06:07] ---
    Froggy 2,
[06:09] ---
    what are you doing here?
[06:14] ---
    What is that thing in your mouth?
[06:25] ---
    So you are the one who took it.
[06:31] ---
    Lord King,
[06:32] ---
    let's charge down there together
[06:33] ---
    and kill the humans.
[06:35] ---
    There is a human there.
[06:36] ---
    Let's eat him first.
[06:38] ---
    Shut up.
[06:40] ---
    Back off, all of you.
[06:41] ---
    This human is very dangerous.
[06:52] ---
    I understand.
[06:53] ---
    Will it be one on one,
[06:55] ---
    or me against all of you?
[06:56] ---
    Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
[06:58] ---
    After all, we have known each
    other for all these years.
[07:00] ---
    I'm well aware that fighting
    you means committing suicide.
[07:02] ---
    I suggest we find a solution
    in a more peaceful way.
[07:07] ---
    Peaceful?
[07:08] ---
    What is Lord King doing?
[07:10] ---
    Why doesn't he eat that human?
[07:12] ---
    What do you know?
[07:13] ---
    This is called negotiation.
[07:14] ---
    Lord King must think about
    more than just eating.
[07:19] ---
    Why don't we fight verbally?
[07:22] ---
    Verbally?
[07:23] ---
    Yes.
[07:24] ---
    I'll ask you three questions.
[07:26] ---
    If you can answer them all,
[07:28] ---
    I'll take all the demons to surrender to you.
[07:30] ---
    And if I don't?
[07:31] ---
    You go back to Huaxiu
[07:32] ---
    and stay out of this dispute.
[07:35] ---
    This is Sunland, anyway.
[07:37] ---
    I will refrain the demons
    from harassing Huaxiu.
[07:39] ---
    Okay.
[07:41] ---
    Why do you agree so fast?
[07:43] ---
    Do you think I will lose?
[07:46] ---
    Alright. Listen.
[07:48] ---
    Execute the block diagram
    as shown in the figure.
[07:48] ---
    Start
    Execute the block diagram as shown in the figure.
[07:51] ---
    Start    False
    Execute the block diagram as shown in the figure.
[07:51] ---
    Start    False
    What is the output?
[07:51] ---
    Start    False    True
    What is the output?
[07:51] ---
    Start    False    True    Output
    What is the output?
[07:52] ---
    Start    False    True    Output    End
    What is the output?
[07:56] ---
    I watched what you did in Faction 60.
[07:59] ---
    You mind always slipped
    away in arithmetic classes.
[08:02] ---
    You always did your homework
    with an enlightened pencil.
[08:05] ---
    You won't be able to answer this question.
[08:06] ---
    x=1  y=1  k=0
[08:09] ---
    s=1-1=0  t=1+1=2
[08:12] ---
    x=0  y=2  k=0+1=1
[08:14] ---
    false
    x=0  y=2  k=0+1=1
[08:14] ---
    false
    1 greater than or equal to 3 is false. s=-2  t=2  x=-2  y=2  k=2
[08:17] ---
    false
    2 greater than or equal to 3 is false. s=-4  t=0  x=-4  y=0  k=3
[08:17] ---
    false    false
    2 greater than or equal to 3 is false. s=-4  t=0  x=-4  y=0  k=3
[08:19] ---
    false
    2 greater than or equal to 3 is false. s=-4  t=0  x=-4  y=0  k=3
[08:20] ---
    false    true
    2 greater than or equal to 3 is false. s=-4  t=0  x=-4  y=0  k=3
[08:20] ---
    false    true
    3 greater than or equal to 3 is true.
[08:21] ---
    false    true    output
    3 greater than or equal to 3 is true.
[08:21] ---
    3 greater than or equal to 3 is true.
[08:21] ---
    The final output is (-4, 0).
[08:24] ---
    This is impossible.
[08:26] ---
    You got a mark of 60 on
    every arithmetic test.
[08:28] ---
    How could have answered this question?
[08:29] ---
    Do you think it's easy to get
    a mark of 60 on every test?
[08:33] ---
    What the hell?
[08:34] ---
    Does he mean he controls
    his marks so precisely
[08:36] ---
    that he gets exactly 60 points on all tests?
[08:38] ---
    What is Lord King doing?
[08:39] ---
    What is taking him so long?
[08:41] ---
    What's the hurry?
[08:42] ---
    This is the negotiation that decides
    the destiny of the demon race.
[08:45] ---
    The second question.
[08:47] ---
    Let's see how tough you are.
[08:49] ---
    Given 3 celestial bodies who
    can be regarded as mass points
[08:52] ---
    and whose masses, initial positions
    and initial velocities are arbitrary.
[08:54] ---
    Find the pattern of their motions
[08:56] ---
    governed by the gravitational
    force between them.
[08:59] ---
    The Three-Body problem.
[09:02] ---
    Exactly.
[09:03] ---
    The Three-Body problem, which
    doesn't have a solution.
[09:05] ---
    For thousands of years, human cultivators
    have been unable to solve it.
[09:08] ---
    Let's see what you are going with it.
[09:19] ---
    Is Lord King casting his magic?
[09:21] ---
    He really deserves to be Lord King,
[09:23] ---
    having such a groundbreaking power.
[09:26] ---
    You... What are you doing?
[09:29] ---
    Knowledge comes from practice.
[09:39] ---
    I'm going to show you their orbits.
[09:42] ---
    Stop it! Stop it! Stop!
[09:43] ---
    Consider it solved.
[09:44] ---
    You're going to destroy
    the human world as well.
[09:46] ---
    Oh.
[09:52] ---
    The last question.
[09:56] ---
    Damn him.
[09:58] ---
    He knows everything, from
    astronomy to geography,
[10:00] ---
    and has unbelievable powers.
[10:01] ---
    What now?
[10:03] ---
    Isn't there anything in this
    world that can baffle him?
[10:06] ---
    Come on.
[10:07] ---
    A brain teaser?
[10:08] ---
    No. He'll kill me.
[10:10] ---
    Isn't there anything he doesn't know?
[10:12] ---
    Froggy 2.
[10:13] ---
    What now?
[10:14] ---
    Come on. Come on.
[10:15] ---
    We have been through so many hardships
    before coming to this point.
[10:17] ---
    Is it going to be the
    doomsday of the demon race?
[10:20] ---
    Doomsday.
[10:21] ---
    I got it.
[10:22] ---
    Birthday.
[10:25] ---
    Birthday.
[10:26] ---
    When is my birthday?
[10:29] ---
    Well...
[10:30] ---
    Answer me.
[10:31] ---
    The last question,
[10:33] ---
    my birthday, the month and date.
[10:40] ---
    I knew it.
[10:41] ---
    In all these years,
[10:42] ---
    I had thought you regarded me as a friend.
[10:45] ---
    But I was wrong.
[10:47] ---
    You have been regarding me as a dog.
[10:50] ---
    No.
[10:50] ---
    Shut up.
[10:51] ---
    Not only you,
[10:52] ---
    but the entire human race as well.
[10:54] ---
    You are the one who destroyed our world.
[10:57] ---
    We escaped to the human world,
[10:59] ---
    but were traced and arrested
    by the Seven-Star Squad.
[11:01] ---
    The Kyuumiya family cultivated us.
[11:03] ---
    None of you humans has ever cared about us.
[11:07] ---
    But Xiaoyu and Silvie...
[11:08] ---
    Shut your mount up!
[11:09] ---
    Do you think only lovely
    demons are kind demons?
[11:12] ---
    Do you think all the other
    demons have no right to live?
[11:15] ---
    That's what you human race is like.
[11:16] ---
    Your mouths are full of all kinds of justice
[11:19] ---
    while doing the dirtiest things.
[11:23] ---
    For all these years, I've
    been living in fears of you.
[11:27] ---
    Today,
[11:28] ---
    we are feared no more.
[11:33] ---
    Froggy 2, stop playing around.
[11:46] ---
    Stop the timeline.
[11:56] ---
    Reverse the timeline.
[12:06] ---
    Froggy 2, stop playing around.
[12:23] ---
    Re...reverse the timeline.
[12:32] ---
    Froggy 2, stop playing around.
[12:49] ---
    Froggy 2?
[12:57] ---
    Stop it, Froggy 2.
[13:01] ---
    I know I can't beat you,
[13:03] ---
    but I have the whole demon
    race standing behind me.
[13:15] ---
    You fell for my trap.
[13:17] ---
    I may not be able to beat the present you,
[13:20] ---
    but I can beat you when you were a baby.
[13:45] ---
    Damn you.
[13:46] ---
    Did you have unbelievable powers at birth?
[13:50] ---
    Looks like the law of time
    has no effect on you.
[13:54] ---
    The only thing I can do now is
    seal you up at the end of time.
[14:49] ---
    Wang Ling,
[14:51] ---
    what the hell am I?
[14:54] ---
    Am I a human
[14:56] ---
    or a demon?
[15:14] ---
    Let's go, Froggy 2.
[15:17] ---
    They are waiting for you.
[15:28] ---
    Loser.
[15:32] ---
    I'm a loser.
[15:35] ---
    However time and space change,
[15:38] ---
    I have no way to beat you.
[15:45] ---
    I give up,
[15:47] ---
    but on two conditions.
[15:48] ---
    Will you agree?
[15:52] ---
    One,
[15:54] ---
    my fellow demons are innocent.
[15:56] ---
    Let them live on.
[16:06] ---
    I just created a new world,
[16:08] ---
    simple but enough for you to live in.
[16:12] ---
    I could've saved all the efforts.
[16:16] ---
    Sorry.
[16:17] ---
    I owe it to you.
[16:24] ---
    Tell me, Froggy 2.
[16:27] ---
    What is your second condition?
[16:29] ---
    Wang Ling,
[16:30] ---
    can I...
[16:32] ---
    continue to be your dog?
[16:42] ---
    Kyuumiya,
[16:44] ---
    come back with me to the
    Department of Cultivation.
[16:46] ---
    Thank you
[16:48] ---
    for saving my family.
[16:53] ---
    I didn't say anything.
[16:55] ---
    You asked me to go back.
[16:56] ---
    What are you waiting for?
[17:09] ---
    They all say the beaches
    in Sunland are very good.
[17:12] ---
    Why don't we hang around here for
    a few days before going back?
[17:13] ---
    No problem.
[17:15] ---
    All those fights
[17:16] ---
    almost exhausted me.
[17:20] ---
    Brother Wang.
[17:22] ---
    Brother Wang.
[17:27] ---
    Look at the blue sky,
[17:28] ---
    En?
    Look at the blue sky,
[17:29] ---
    En?
    clear sky in the wind.
[17:29] ---
    clear sky in the wind.
[17:31] ---
    I found it.
    clear sky in the wind.
[17:32] ---
    clear sky in the wind.
[17:34] ---
    The sea breeze is soft,
[17:38] ---
    soft as your hug.
[17:57] ---
    I want to find a corner
[17:58] ---
    Wow.
    I want to find a corner
[17:59] ---
    It's so beautiful.
    where my heart can be lazy for a while.
[18:00] ---
    where my heart can be lazy for a while.
[18:01] ---
    Look, Brother Wang.
    where my heart can be lazy for a while.
[18:04] ---
    Summer is like a train
    pulling up in a station,
[18:05] ---
    Funny, isn't it?
    Summer is like a train pulling up in a station,
[18:06] ---
    Summer is like a train
    pulling up in a station,
[18:07] ---
    leaving your troubles behind.
[18:11] ---
    Go for a ride in flip flops.
[18:12] ---
    Here. Move them over here.
    Go for a ride in flip flops.
[18:13] ---
    Go for a ride in flip flops.
[18:13] ---
    See who touches the coconut grove first.
[18:15] ---
    Laughter floats far away
[18:17] ---
    in a relaxed atmosphere.
[18:19] ---
    Footprints crisscross into a circle.
[18:20] ---
    Waves erase them, and run away,
[18:24] ---
    saying do it again.
[18:27] ---
    Endless dreams
[18:29] ---
    stir the world.
[18:31] ---
    Break into the colors, and be mad together.
[18:35] ---
    Use your waving hands
[18:38] ---
    to connect the dances of every star.
[18:56] ---
    The Daily Life of the
    IMMORTAL KING    Season 3

Season 4

E1 - Way-of-Heaven-level Swordsmanship
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[00:23] ---
    Froggy 2.
[00:25] ---
    What do you want for your birthday?
[00:28] ---
    Birthday egg,
[00:29] ---
    followers,
[00:30] ---
    and comments on our animation.
    Can I get them?
[00:33] ---
    Adapted from the story of the same name
    by Ku Xuan from Qidian of China Literature
    The Daily Life of the Immortal King
[02:13] ---
    Episode 1
    Way-of-Heaven-level Swordsmanship
[02:19] ---
    Since the Sunland incident,
[02:21] ---
    Froggy 2 has moved into Wang Ling's house.
[02:25] ---
    It found
[02:26] ---
    that Wang Ling loved to learn.
[02:35] ---
    This is…
[02:37] ---
    Don't bother Sword Master.
[02:38] ---
    This is part of the Way-of-Heaven programming
    transaction of the trick of grand forgetting.
[02:42] ---
    I see.
[02:43] ---
    It's because of Sun Rong, isn't it?
[02:46] ---
    She already knew his power.
[02:48] ---
    She already knew.
[02:50] ---
    Yes.
[02:51] ---
    To avoid others knowing his power.
[02:53] ---
    We'd better plan ahead.
[02:55] ---
    I got it.
[03:00] ---
    Tian.
[03:01] ---
    I'm here.
[03:04] ---
    Request validation.
[03:11] ---
    Successful.
[03:14] ---
    Why don't you use
    the trick of grand forgetting?
[03:17] ---
    That one.
[03:18] ---
    Its side effects are great.
[03:19] ---
    And it has sequelae.
[03:21] ---
    My father will
[03:22] ---
    take care of the rest.
[03:23] ---
    By the way,
[03:24] ---
    what is it?
[03:27] ---
    Way of Heaven.
[03:28] ---
    It's just a toy, right?
[03:29] ---
    Yes.
[03:30] ---
    I know it.
[03:31] ---
    He is powerful,
[03:33] ---
    but he can't above the Way of Heaven.
[03:35] ---
    Humph.
[03:36] ---
    It's hard for mortals to see
    the trace of the Way of Heaven.
[03:40] ---
    How could the true
    Way of Heaven be like this?
[03:55] ---
    Morning, brother Wang.
[03:57] ---
    Morning.
[03:58] ---
    We have a test today.
[03:59] ---
    Are you ready?
[04:01] ---
    A test?
[04:02] ---
    Oh, no.
[04:04] ---
    You won't destroy the playground again, will you?
[04:06] ---
    Don't worry. I'll control myself this time.
[04:09] ---
    Relax, brother Wang.
[04:11] ---
    I won't tell anyone how powerful you are.
[04:13] ---
    You know it?
[04:14] ---
    Of course.
[04:16] ---
    You're at the Incarnation Phase.
[04:24] ---
    Ah? Am I guessing wrong?
[04:27] ---
    How powerful you really are?
[04:30] ---
    The normal kind.
    I'm just a jack-of-all-trades.
[04:34] ---
    Ling.
[04:35] ---
    This is a magic ware tailor-made
[04:37] ---
    by your Way-of-Heaven programming formula.
[04:39] ---
    Pressing this button
[04:40] ---
    and shouting out the set words,
[04:42] ---
    you can make the person being irradiated
[04:44] ---
    lose his memory for half an hour.
[04:46] ---
    What are the words?
[04:51] ---
    Do you
[04:52] ---
    believe in light?
[04:56] ---
    Haha.
[05:01] ---
    Well...
[05:04] ---
    Yes.
[05:11] ---
    Ling.
[05:12] ---
    This is a magic ware tailor-made
[05:14] ---
    by your Way-of-Heaven programming formula.
[05:16] ---
    Pressing this button
[05:17] ---
    and shouting out the set words,
[05:19] ---
    you can make the person being irradiated...
[05:22] ---
    Hey.
[05:24] ---
    Ling, wait a minute.
[05:25] ---
    I haven't finished.
[05:27] ---
    Hey.
[05:28] ---
    When you use it,
    don't get too close to the target.
[05:32] ---
    Do you hear me?
[05:44] ---
    Morning, teacher Wang.
[05:45] ---
    Morning.
[05:48] ---
    Elite Class
[05:49] ---
    Are you reciting?
[05:50] ---
    Are you reciting?
[05:51] ---
    I can remember it at a glance.
[05:56] ---
    Alas.
[05:57] ---
    Today we have physical art class.
[05:58] ---
    I heard that the new physical art teacher
    knows Chanting-summer art.
[06:00] ---
    Have you memorized it all?
    I heard that the new physical art teacher
    knows Chanting-summer art.
[06:01] ---
    Have you memorized it all?
[06:01] ---
    I wonder,
[06:02] ---
    his art or Thunder Fist
    from our Chen family,
[06:04] ---
    which one is more powerful?
[06:05] ---
    Hum.
[06:05] ---
    Come on.
[06:06] ---
    Teachers are all at the Golden Pill Phase.
[06:08] ---
    You're weak in front of them.
[06:11] ---
    I'm not as powerful as teachers.
[06:12] ---
    But I can't be weaker than Wang Ling, right?
[06:15] ---
    Monitor Chen should get real.
[06:20] ---
    Elite Class
[06:22] ---
    The teacher is coming. Sit down, now！
[06:26] ---
    Good.
[06:28] ---
    You're energetic.
[06:30] ---
    Everyone in Elite Class,
[06:32] ---
    I know that you've been looking forward to
    the physical art class for a long time.
[06:36] ---
    Yeah!
[06:37] ---
    Monitor Chen, calm down.
[06:40] ---
    But
[06:42] ---
    I heard
[06:43] ---
    an unfortunate message this morning.
[06:46] ---
    Your physical art teacher
[06:48] ---
    is sick.
[06:52] ---
    Yes,
[06:53] ---
    your physical art teacher
[06:55] ---
    is sick.
[06:56] ---
    He can't teach you today.
[07:05] ---
    I know it.
[07:06] ---
    That's why the Sword Master made
[07:09] ---
    the forgetting magic wares overnight.
[07:12] ---
    That's it.
[07:14] ---
    We will
[07:15] ---
    take Swordsmanship Class this time.
[07:16] ---
    Teacher Wang will teach you.
[07:18] ---
    You'll join the rest of the classes.
[07:24] ---
    By the way,
[07:25] ---
    if you have anything to say,
[07:27] ---
    we can talk in my office.
[07:34] ---
    For this test,
[07:35] ---
    the man who has screwed up several times
[07:38] ---
    has predicted everything.
[07:40] ---
    This time, Wang Ling
[07:41] ---
    can control it.
[07:55] ---
    Get away from me.
[08:02] ---
    Oh, my.
[08:03] ---
    We're back in the gym
    for the first time this semester.
[08:07] ---
    Why do I feel like it's different?
[08:08] ---
    It was renovated after the Demon World War.
[08:11] ---
    Otherwise, we won't be able to use the gym
[08:13] ---
    even until we graduate.
[08:15] ---
    This is all thanks to Sun Rong.
[08:17] ---
    I heard
    that the Flower Fruit Water Curtain Group
[08:19] ---
    has spent a lot of effort
    to renovate Faction Sixty.
[08:21] ---
    Not really.
[08:26] ---
    Well...
[08:28] ---
    Before today's Swordsmanship Class begins,
[08:34] ---
    I must introduce you to
    a legendary master.
[08:38] ---
    Sword Immortal Fan Rui.
[08:40] ---
    We don't know where he is now.
[08:42] ---
    Above the 10th phase is the super phase.
[08:44] ---
    Above the 10th phase is the super phase.
[08:45] ---
    It's said that he grasped early
    the Way-of-Heaven-level swordsmanship.
[08:50] ---
    Split the heaven door with one strike.
[08:53] ---
    How difficult is
[08:54] ---
    the Way-of-Heaven-level swordsmanship?
[08:57] ---
    There are 3,000 Ways of Heaven.
[08:59] ---
    It's hard for a real immortal
    to realize one way.
[09:02] ---
    Some immortals can't learn
    one way in their entire lives.
[09:06] ---
    Destructive art can destroy
    mountains and seas in 10th phase.
[09:10] ---
    Sword Immortal is excellent
[09:11] ---
    for knowing
    the Way-of-Heaven-level swordsmanship.
[09:14] ---
    We're the elite class, but we can't learn it, right?
[09:19] ---
    Learn it.
[09:21] ---
    Today is your chance.
[09:25] ---
    Behind me
[09:27] ---
    is the wordless book
[09:29] ---
    bought from the Infinite Sword Faction.
[09:31] ---
    What?
[09:33] ---
    This is the Wordless Book, the treasure
[09:35] ---
    of Faction Sixty.
[09:36] ---
    I thought it was a sculpture.
[09:39] ---
    Our faction is so poor.
    I can't believe we have a treasure.
[09:43] ---
    Wait.
[09:44] ---
    Are you talking about the setting
    that was in the original work?
[09:47] ---
    I didn't think
[09:49] ---
    I'd get a chance to see
    the treasure of Faction Sixty.
[09:52] ---
    But how to use this thing?
[09:54] ---
    I heard from an uncle that
[09:55] ---
    we only need to imbue our spiritual force.
[09:57] ---
    Student Guo is right.
[10:06] ---
    All you have to do
[10:07] ---
    is to gather your spiritual force
    in your palm,
[10:10] ---
    and then press it like this,
[10:13] ---
    close your eyes, listen,
[10:15] ---
    and watch by your heart.
[10:20] ---
    According to your own
    basic learning ability,
[10:23] ---
    you can learn the swordsmanship-matching
    magic wares after watching.
[10:29] ---
    Theoretically, the range of sword-skills
    learning is from one to five levels.
[10:34] ---
    And
[10:35] ---
    after successfully learning
    the swordsmanship,
[10:38] ---
    the wordless book will automatically show it.
[10:49] ---
    I just showed you the operation.
[10:51] ---
    Have you all understood?
[10:53] ---
    This crock is showy.
[10:55] ---
    His easy show is at the fifth stage.
[10:58] ---
    In any case,
[10:59] ---
    maybe you can't learn swordsmanship
    from the wordless book.
[11:02] ---
    But it's a rare chance.
[11:03] ---
    Have a try.
[11:06] ---
    In the original order,
[11:08] ---
    Class 1, Phase 3.
[11:09] ---
    Ku Xuan.
[11:11] ---
    It's the fourth season now.
[11:13] ---
    Do you know how I've lived
    the past four years?
[11:15] ---
    I'm
[11:17] ---
    the original author,
    screenwriter and director
[11:19] ---
    of the animation in this season.
[11:21] ---
    In this season,
[11:23] ---
    I'll make my own decision.
[11:31] ---
    I have a test tomorrow.
[11:33] ---
    I don't want to mess it up this time.
[11:35] ---
    Do you want me to control it?
[11:37] ---
    It's not an easy thing.
[11:40] ---
    Deal.
[11:41] ---
    But...
[11:43] ---
    Don't you know your power?
[11:51] ---
    Ah!
[11:53] ---
    Is this the power of the original author?
[11:54] ---
    He is weak.
[11:57] ---
    Carry him away.
[11:58] ---
    Don't hold the people behind him up.
[12:05] ---
    Ku Xuan.
SIGN    Ku Xuan Test for swordsmanship learning Teacher: Wang Zukang Redo
[12:09] ---
    If your learning ability is poor,
[12:11] ---
    you will faint affected by the wordless book.
[12:15] ---
    Teacher Wang.
[12:16] ---
    Besides fainting,
[12:17] ---
    doesn't it also cause hair loss?
[12:20] ---
    Yes, but it is nothing.
[12:23] ---
    Next, Chen Chao.
[12:26] ---
    What? If my learning ability is poor,
    will my hair lose?
[12:29] ---
    Teacher, can I apply to
    redo the class directly?
[12:35] ---
    Humph.
[12:36] ---
    I'm not afraid.
[12:40] ---
    Because I...
[12:42] ---
    Hum...
[12:42] ---
    I didn't have much hair.
[12:45] ---
    Wow!
[12:53] ---
    It's good to learn the third phase
    for the first time
SIGN    Chen Chao Test for swordsmanship learning Teacher: Wang Zukang B-class
[12:57] ---
    with the wordless book.
[12:59] ---
    Oh, my.
[13:01] ---
    Chen Chao is powerful.
[13:02] ---
    Third phase.
[13:03] ---
    Even without Wang Ling,
    you will have a better chance of winning
[13:05] ---
    the spiritual sword competition next year.
[13:07] ---
    Wang Ling, it's your turn.
[13:09] ---
    Sword Master, what should we do?
[13:11] ---
    With your learning ability, I'm afraid...
[13:14] ---
    I can control it. Don't worry.
[13:17] ---
    Since Wang Ling causes accidents
    every time he tests.
[13:21] ---
    This time, we bought insurance
    for the treasure
[13:25] ---
    to ensure the safety of his property.
[13:28] ---
    Teacher Wang, have you
    bought the insurance for the gym?
[13:32] ---
    Humph.
[13:32] ---
    The new gym of our faction
[13:35] ---
    is built with special materials.
[13:36] ---
    It's sturdy,
[13:37] ---
    and can't be destroyed.
[13:53] ---
    Brother Wang, can you make sure?
[13:59] ---
    Jing Ke.
[14:00] ---
    What?
[14:01] ---
    Lend me your hand.
[14:04] ---
    Oh.
[14:05] ---
    I see.
[14:06] ---
    Letting me do it for you
[14:07] ---
    can indeed reduce losses.
[14:09] ---
    After all, I've learned about 1%
    of the Way of Heaven
[14:11] ---
    as much as yours.
[14:14] ---
    Ah?
[14:22] ---
    Ah.
[14:23] ---
    I said I can't control it.
[14:37] ---
    Alas.
[14:38] ---
    I still messed up.
[14:45] ---
    Split the heaven door with one strike.
[14:47] ---
    How did he learn
    the Way-of-Heaven-level swordsmanship?
[14:49] ---
    Run!
[14:51] ---
    The gym is collapsing.
[15:13] ---
    I messed up again.
[15:16] ---
    Teacher Wang.
[15:17] ---
    Remember to buy insurance next time.
[15:19] ---
    Student Wang Ling.
[15:20] ---
    You...
[15:21] ---
    Who are you?
[15:35] ---
    Art of ultimate restoration.
[15:40] ---
    Eh.
[15:42] ---
    Ah. Ah.
[15:44] ---
    I remember the gym collapsed.
[15:46] ---
    Who restored it?
[15:50] ---
    Brother Wang.
[15:52] ---
    Do you
[15:53] ---
    believe in light?
[15:58] ---
    Ah.
[16:01] ---
    Don't worry, Sword Master.
    Rong was just stunned by the flash
[16:04] ---
    because she got way too close.
[16:11] ---
    What are you doing?
[16:12] ---
    Take Sun Rong to the infirmary now.
[16:21] ---
    Split the heaven door
    with one strike of my Master.
[16:24] ---
    Sword Master, congratulations on
[16:26] ---
    finding the perfect heir to
    the Infinite Sword Faction.
[16:30] ---
    I remember
[16:32] ---
    that direction...
[16:34] ---
    I see.
[16:37] ---
    It's where the Shadow Faction declined.
[16:46] ---
    Are you wanna go there?
[16:48] ---
    Yes.
[16:51] ---
    I'm dying.
[16:53] ---
    I do have not much time.
[16:55] ---
    Need to move out now.

E2 - Snack Noodle in Collector's Edition
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[00:23] ---
    Froggy 2.
[00:25] ---
    What do you want for your birthday?
[00:28] ---
    Birthday egg,
[00:29] ---
    followers,
[00:30] ---
    and comments on our animation.
    Can I get them?
[00:33] ---
    Adapted from the story of the same name by Ku Xuan from Qidian of China Literature
    The Daily Life of the Immortal King
[02:13] ---
    Episode 2
    Snack Noodle in Collector's Edition
[02:20] ---
    Grandmaster Fan Rui,
[02:24] ---
    please accept my worship.
[02:31] ---
    Master Chen Nanxuan,
[02:33] ---
    please accept my worship.
[02:48] ---
    Can anyone tell me
[02:49] ---
    why Qing Jiao was absent from the meeting?
[02:54] ---
    Brother,
[02:55] ---
    Qing Jiao has an important mission today.
[02:58] ---
    Oh?
[02:59] ---
    What mission?
[03:00] ---
    He's been unlucky lately.
[03:02] ---
    Why is he still out?
[03:03] ---
    It's a mission to spread
[03:05] ---
    Four Emblems Faction's fame.
[03:07] ---
    It's him.
[03:10] ---
    Is he Jiao Banxian?
[03:11] ---
    How powerful!
[03:12] ---
    He has been No.1 in the swordsmanship
    simulator rankings for more than 30 years.
[03:15] ---
    No one has ever surpassed his highest record.
SIGN    ID Ranking List Topping Days No.1 Jiao Banxian 11,039 No.2 Doggy 27 No.3 Jing ec 5 No.4 De Gula 3
[03:26] ---
    As you see, Dr. Li.
[03:28] ---
    Rong fainted suddenly.
[03:39] ---
    She is too self-motivated.
[03:42] ---
    She was studying in secret
    at midnight every night.
[03:45] ---
    I told her so many times
    not to try too hard.
[03:48] ---
    Just do her best.
[03:50] ---
    But
[03:51] ---
    she always comes out on top.
[03:52] ---
    she always comes out on top.
[03:53] ---
    I don't even have enough room
    for her trophies at home.
[03:55] ---
    But what's wrong with her?
[03:57] ---
    I checked out the medical books.
[03:59] ---
    It said...
[04:01] ---
    Mr. Sun.
[04:02] ---
    Please be quiet when I feel her pulse.
[04:07] ---
    Hahaha.
[04:08] ---
    Non-static Screen
[04:14] ---
    Alas.
[04:15] ---
    Ah? Come on!
[04:16] ---
    Does my granddaughter
    really have an incurable disease?
[04:19] ---
    Grandfather, I'm sorry.
    I haven't taken care of you yet.
[04:23] ---
    Oh, my!
[04:25] ---
    My poor Rong!
[04:26] ---
    I didn't protect you.
[04:31] ---
    Wait a minute.
[04:33] ---
    We're afraid of the sighs
    of the skilled medical doctor.
[04:33] ---
    I felt a little out of breath.
    We're afraid of the sighs
    of the skilled medical doctor.
[04:34] ---
    It's just a normal sigh.
    We're afraid of the sighs
    of the skilled medical doctor.
[04:36] ---
    We're afraid of the sighs
    of the skilled medical doctor.
[04:36] ---
    I didn't mean anything.
[04:43] ---
    Dr. Li.
[04:44] ---
    Although Rong has already
    been checked,
[04:46] ---
    I'm still not at ease,
[04:48] ---
    that's why I invite you to
    do more tests for her.
[04:50] ---
    You're the first disciple
    of the Cave Immortal.
[04:53] ---
    You're flattering me.
[04:55] ---
    According to my diagnosis,
[04:57] ---
    Miss Sun is fine.
[04:59] ---
    Well.
[05:00] ---
    But why did she faint for no reason?
[05:03] ---
    It could be psychological.
[05:07] ---
    If you are still worried,
[05:10] ---
    you can take Miss Sun
    to this Chrysanthemum Island Sanitarium.
[05:10] ---
    you can take Miss Sun
    to this Chrysanthemum Island Sanitarium.
[05:14] ---
    My master recently started it.
[05:17] ---
    It can provide better basic medical services
[05:19] ---
    for cultivators in Huaxiu.
[05:22] ---
    There is such a good place!
[05:25] ---
    It's just not fully built yet.
[05:28] ---
    Now only the Experience Area is available.
[05:30] ---
    After completion,
[05:32] ---
    other areas will be opened.
[05:35] ---
    Are there any difficulties in construction?
[05:37] ---
    My master said that we have no sufficient
    spiritual coins.
[05:42] ---
    Jiang Xiaoche
[05:44] ---
    Alas.
[05:45] ---
    It has always been my master's dream
[05:47] ---
    to provide more convenient treatment
[05:49] ---
    to cultivators.
[05:52] ---
    A special report.
[05:54] ---
    Just now,
[05:55] ---
    Flower Fruit Water Curtain
    Group announced that
[05:57] ---
    they will fully support the construction of
    the Chrysanthemum Island Sanatorium
[05:59] ---
    built by the famous elixir-refining
    master, Cave Immortal.
[06:01] ---
    Support every dream.
[06:02] ---
    We go live on the site.
[06:09] ---
    Ling.
[06:11] ---
    All the presents are in storage bags.
[06:16] ---
    Are you going to visit Rong
[06:17] ---
    with this hoodie?
[06:19] ---
    Flower Fruit Water Curtain Group Sanitarium
[06:23] ---
    Flower Fruit Water Curtain Group Sanitarium
[06:31] ---
    My uncle said that
[06:32] ---
    Rong is very ill.
[06:34] ---
    Come on.
[06:35] ---
    It's true.
[06:37] ---
    I have it on good authority
[06:38] ---
    that she has been hospitalized
[06:39] ---
    and prepared for systematic check.
[06:41] ---
    What shall we do?
[06:42] ---
    Shall we visit her with some presents?
[06:44] ---
    But I have to practice
    Thunder Fist for these days.
[06:46] ---
    It's hard.
[06:52] ---
    Tomorrow is the weekend.
[06:53] ---
    But my parents will be on a business trip.
[06:55] ---
    I have to tend the Spiritual Beast Shop.
[06:57] ---
    I have to work, too.
[06:59] ---
    How about this?
[07:00] ---
    We can ask the people who didn't reply
    to go visit her,
[07:02] ---
    and bring our presents to Rong.
[07:04] ---
    You mean, Brother Wang?
[07:06] ---
    Are you sure?
[07:08] ---
    I don't think he saw the message.
[07:10] ---
    Did you know Ling on the first day, Xiaoyu?
[07:13] ---
    He definitely saw our messages.
[07:28] ---
    Disinfection finished.
[07:29] ---
    Welcome to Chrysanthemum Island Sanitarium
    of Flower Fruit Water Curtain Group.
[07:41] ---
    Brother Wang, what are you doing here?
[07:44] ---
    Ah!
[07:44] ---
    Froggy 2 is coming too.
[07:57] ---
    Mr. Sun, shall we listen to them?
[08:01] ---
    No need.
[08:06] ---
    They are alone in a room.
[08:08] ---
    Miss Sun can be in danger.
[08:09] ---
    It's no danger.
[08:11] ---
    Right?
[08:12] ---
    Froggy 2.
[08:15] ---
    Wait.
[08:16] ---
    When did
[08:17] ---
    this guy get here?
[08:19] ---
    Mr. Sun is right.
[08:21] ---
    Actually, I'm a former senior
    of the Faction Sixty.
[08:24] ---
    Brother Wang and I are in the same faction.
[08:26] ---
    Honor Roll
[08:26] ---
    He is righteous and respects teachers.
    Honor Roll
[08:28] ---
    Honor Roll
[08:28] ---
    He never made mistakes.
[08:30] ---
    And he has led the Faction Sixty
    to achieve results many times.
[08:33] ---
    He loves to learn.
[08:35] ---
    He is caring.
[08:37] ---
    And most importantly,
[08:38] ---
    he is kind.
[08:40] ---
    Right.
[08:41] ---
    Hahaha.
[09:06] ---
    I was here before him.
[09:08] ---
    Hope you'll feel better. By Guo Hao.
    Hope you'll recover soon. By Wang Zukang.
    Lin Xiaoyu
[09:11] ---
    Wow.
[09:12] ---
    Are these all gifts from you guys?
[09:15] ---
    Yes.
[09:18] ---
    Where is Wang Ling's?
[09:27] ---
    You specially prepared
[09:29] ---
    a gift for me.
[09:31] ---
    I know.
[09:32] ---
    You must have prepared
    a quality potion for me.
[09:38] ---
    You need to drink more warm water.
[09:53] ---
    Raccoon Snack Noodle
    Golden Collector's Edition
    Yummy!
[09:55] ---
    Collector's Edition.
[09:57] ---
    Clean and sanitary.
[10:00] ---
    Thank you, Brother Wang.
[10:01] ---
    I'll keep it.
[10:04] ---
    Hello, Miss Sun.
[10:05] ---
    The rehabilitation test is ready.
[10:09] ---
    Is the rehabilitation test
    finally about to begin?
[10:11] ---
    Do you want to come with me?
[10:13] ---
    I heard it was a fun test.
[10:15] ---
    OK.
[10:27] ---
    Please enter your test ID.
[10:29] ---
    Please enter your test ID.
[10:40] ---
    ID AGAN is created successfully.
[10:42] ---
    ID AGAN is created successfully.
[10:43] ---
    Let's take a dynamic visual data test.
[11:08] ---
    Ah?
[11:12] ---
    Almost.
[11:13] ---
    Your dynamic visual data is B+.
    Within the normal value.
[11:18] ---
    Ah?
[11:19] ---
    Brother Wang.
[11:20] ---
    There are Raccoon Dolls.
[11:32] ---
    When it's his turn,
[11:32] ---
    When it's his turn,
[11:34] ---
    make everything harder for him.
[11:36] ---
    make everything harder for him.
[11:48] ---
    It's weird.
[11:50] ---
    Why is this claw so loose?
[11:51] ---
    It's normal just now.
[11:54] ---
    Don't worry.
[12:15] ---
    Your dynamic visual data is SSR+.
[12:17] ---
    Your dynamic visual data is SSR+.
[12:18] ---
    Your dynamic visual data is SSR+.
[12:20] ---
    Mr. Sun, it's unreasonable.
[12:22] ---
    What's unreasonable?
[12:24] ---
    His dynamic vision is precise.
[12:26] ---
    He is like the younger me.
[12:30] ---
    Oh my! don't brag too much!
[12:33] ---
    Next is the agility data test.
[12:52] ---
    What?
[12:53] ---
    Mr. Sun, he broke the machine.
[12:55] ---
    This, this, this...
[12:56] ---
    Hahaha.
[12:58] ---
    His hand speed is as fast as
    mine was when I was young.
[13:04] ---
    The machine is of poor quality.
[13:05] ---
    Its springs are popping out.
[13:07] ---
    It's so dangerous.
[13:08] ---
    It could hurt Ling.
[13:12] ---
    Turn the difficulty of the precision
    to the hardest.
[13:13] ---
    Turn the difficulty of the precision
    to the hardest.
[13:28] ---
    Racoon Doll Redeem
    Racoon
    23,333 points
[13:37] ---
    Is this...
[13:42] ---
    Hooray!
[13:45] ---
    This is a miniature version
    of Planet Slam Dunk.
[13:48] ---
    What is it?
[13:49] ---
    Transforming the cyclone
    around the basketball by spiritual force
[13:52] ---
    as a propulsion force,
[13:53] ---
    and then throwing the ball in
[13:55] ---
    while the basket doesn't notice it.
[13:59] ---
    See.
[14:01] ---
    Ling's precision value is also very high.
[14:04] ---
    Ling's precision value is also very high.
[14:04] ---
    Like younger me.
[14:08] ---
    Arcade
[14:10] ---
    Who
[14:12] ---
    is the AGAN?
[14:19] ---
    Sword master,
[14:20] ---
    the points are a little short.
[14:22] ---
    Just slash around a bit.
[14:23] ---
    I'll try.
[15:01] ---
    No one can overtake me.
[15:04] ---
    Who is AGAN?
[15:07] ---
    Mr. Sun, this guy broke the machine.
[15:10] ---
    Hahaha.
[15:11] ---
    This machine was slashed many times
[15:13] ---
    during commissioning.
[15:14] ---
    Maybe Ling is just making up the last slash.
[15:18] ---
    His swordsmanship was like mine
    when I was young.
[15:24] ---
    Chrysanthemum Island Sanitarium
[15:26] ---
    Points
    AGAN: 2,333,333 points
    QR Code Scanning Port
[15:32] ---
    Great!
[15:33] ---
    Brother Wang.
[15:38] ---
    You worked so hard to get this.
[15:41] ---
    Are you really going to give it to me?
[15:42] ---
    Hope you feel better.
[15:44] ---
    Rong.
[15:48] ---
    Thank you, Brother Wang.
[15:49] ---
    I'll cherish it.
[15:51] ---
    Arcade
[16:05] ---
    I'll beat you.
[16:08] ---
    AGAN.
[16:10] ---
    Chrysanthemum Island Sanitarium
    of Flower Fruit Water Curtain Group
[16:13] ---
    There you are.
[16:14] ---
    It's nice to be young.
[16:18] ---
    Let's go home, Froggy 2.
[16:23] ---
    Jiao Banxian is tough.
[16:25] ---
    He is a master of Four Emblems Faction.
[16:27] ---
    Four Emblems Faction?
[16:28] ---
    Yes. A division of Infinite Sword Faction.
    It's notorious.
[16:32] ---
    You're ranking above him.
[16:34] ---
    Maybe he will get revenge on you.
[16:35] ---
    I see.
[16:37] ---
    You must be the Doggy
[16:40] ---
    on the list.
[16:42] ---
    You know everything.

E3 - Resonance Between Masters
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[00:23] ---
    Froggy 2.
[00:25] ---
    What do you want for your birthday?
[00:28] ---
    Birthday egg,
[00:29] ---
    followers,
[00:30] ---
    and comments on our animation.
    Can I get them?
SIGN    Adapted from the story of the same name by Ku Xuan from Qidian of China Literature The Daily Life of the Immortal King
[02:13] Sign
    Episode 3
    Resonance Between Masters
[02:31] ---
    Why is Qing Jiao
[02:32] ---
    absent again?
[02:34] ---
    Brother,
[02:35] ---
    some ungrateful people challenged us.
[02:38] ---
    Qing Jiao has gone to deal with them.
[02:41] ---
    Who?
[02:44] ---
    A nobody.
[02:46] ---
    Qing Jiao said that he would return
    immediately after completing the mission.
[02:51] ---
    You're the one who stole my No.1.
[02:59] ---
    Since the beginning of the era
    of scientific cultivation for all,
[03:01] ---
    cultivators in Huaxiu have paid more
    attention to the cultivation of physical art.
[03:04] Sign
    Wang
    Age: 28
    Programmer at an Internet Company
[03:06] ---
    Grandpa, you look skillful.
[03:08] ---
    Do you think the cultivation
    of physical art is beneficial to you?
[03:12] ---
    Physical art is beneficial.
[03:13] ---
    I think it's not too hard
[03:15] ---
    to reach the Golden Pill Phase.
[03:17] ---
    Haha.
[03:19] ---
    Our playground gym
[03:20] ---
    was recently restored
[03:22] ---
    after the invasion of the Demons.
[03:24] ---
    Our physical class is already
    way behind schedule.
[03:26] ---
    We can't...
[03:28] ---
    Teacher Wang, that's a litter bit strong.
[03:30] ---
    I think
[03:32] ---
    Thunder Fist and chanting-summer art
    you're teaching
[03:33] ---
    are useless in combat.
[03:36] ---
    Teacher Pan, you mean...
[03:39] ---
    If there's a war in the future,
[03:41] ---
    I think it must be a War of Number Art.
[03:43] ---
    Therefore, the key is to
[03:44] ---
    make our students proficient
    in writing and reciting
[03:47] ---
    all kinds of spiritual number equations.
[03:48] ---
    But it's also important
    to master physical art.
[03:51] ---
    Teacher Pan,
[03:51] ---
    although you're an elite teacher,
[03:53] ---
    you can't occupy my physical art class.
[03:56] ---
    You're occupying my class for no reason.
[03:59] ---
    Fall back! Go back! Step back!
[04:08] ---
    Excuse me.
[04:09] ---
    Do you need a physical teacher?
SIGN    Recruiting Teachers of Physical Art Address: Cultivation School of Faction Sixty in Songhai Contact: Wang Zukang
[04:13] ---
    You're...
[04:15] ---
    Sword Saint, we didn't know you were coming.
[04:17] ---
    We apologize.
[04:18] ---
    Sword Saint? Are you from
    the Infinite Sword Faction?
[04:22] ---
    Yes, I am.
[04:26] ---
    So powerful.
[04:30] ---
    Is my 10% spiritual pressure qualified to
[04:33] ---
    be your physical art teacher?
[04:40] ---
    Of course.
[04:41] ---
    Sword Saint,
[04:43] ---
    why do you want to apply to us?
[04:46] ---
    Actually,
[04:47] ---
    I'm looking for an heir.
[04:51] ---
    I think someone in Faction Sixty
    can be my heir.
[04:56] ---
    Teacher Yi, I'll take you to know the place.
[04:59] ---
    Please.
[05:00] ---
    Teacher Yi.
[05:01] ---
    Whether you can teach a physical art class
    in our faction depends on your ability.
[05:07] ---
    What do you mean?
[05:09] ---
    You don't know. Teacher Pan is shrewd.
[05:12] ---
    She is just a cultivator at
    the Golden Pill Phase.
[05:15] ---
    Does she dare to stop me from
    teaching physical art classes?
[05:18] ---
    Humph.
[05:19] ---
    No matter who you are,
[05:21] ---
    no one can beat me
[05:22] ---
    in occupying class.
[05:27] ---
    This is our new physical art teacher.
[05:30] ---
    I've been observing him for days.
[05:32] ---
    Come on. This new teacher is short and old.
[05:36] ---
    Can he teach us?
[05:38] ---
    Don't underestimate him.
[05:39] ---
    Maybe he is a hidden master.
[05:41] ---
    I just want to take the physical art class.
[05:43] ---
    Anyone can be the teacher.
[05:44] ---
    What's Sword Saint
[05:46] ---
    in Huaxiu doing here?
[05:48] ---
    Sword Master.
[05:49] ---
    Only a swordsmanship master can
    attract another swordsmanship master.
[05:52] ---
    Maybe he is here to look for his heir.
[05:55] ---
    That's okay.
[05:56] ---
    I'm no better
[05:57] ---
    at swordsmanship than the others.
[06:15] ---
    As you see.
[06:16] ---
    We start today with a pop quiz.
[06:19] ---
    The new physical art teacher
    is getting to know our faction.
[06:23] ---
    I think it's gonna take him for some time.
[06:27] ---
    It's so pity.
[06:32] ---
    Sword Master, this is...
[06:34] Sign
    East South
    West North
[06:35] ---
    Simple version of a small positioning array.
[06:38] ---
    I see.
[06:39] ---
    This man is coming to
    assassinate Rong, right?
[06:42] ---
    Yes.
[06:46] ---
    Maps of Heaven and Earth navigate for you.
[06:48] ---
    Toward Faction Sixty.
[06:49] ---
    Attention, there's an electric eye ahead.
[06:54] ---
    What?
[06:56] ---
    Where did the electronic eye come from?
[07:01] ---
    How dare you spy on me?
[07:06] ---
    Teacher Pan.
[07:07] ---
    You're powerful.
[07:15] ---
    I think we can't take physical art classes
[07:17] ---
    this semester.
[07:19] ---
    Actually,
[07:20] ---
    I really want to see the power of
    your Thunder Fist.
[07:22] ---
    What?
[07:24] ---
    Really?
[07:25] ---
    Not really.
[07:26] ---
    Just to make you feel better.
[07:29] ---
    Come on.
[07:34] ---
    I think you all have talent in physical art.
[07:37] ---
    Maybe you're the elite of physical art.
[07:40] ---
    Hello, teacher Yi.
[07:44] ---
    Goodbye, teacher Yi.
[07:46] ---
    Come back, everyone.
[07:49] ---
    When can we have physical art class?
[07:52] ---
    Teacher Pan is shrewd.
[07:54] ---
    I tried my best.
[07:56] ---
    This can only be done if we are united.
[08:00] ---
    United?
[08:23] ---
    I told you. Our physical art teacher
    is a hidden master.
[08:25] ---
    He used his spiritual impulses
[08:26] ---
    to alter the airflow to
    support his body in levitation.
[08:29] ---
    It's the high-level art of levitation.
[08:30] ---
    Student Guo is right.
[08:32] ---
    This was part of the physical art class.
[08:36] ---
    In our faction, you'll have to learn
    the art of levitation before you graduate.
[08:42] ---
    But with the current class schedule,
[08:43] ---
    can we learn it before graduating?
[08:45] ---
    The essence of
    the art of levitation is to
[08:47] ---
    precisely control your spiritual force.
[08:52] ---
    In other words, blockage and evacuation.
[08:55] ---
    Blockage and evacuation?
[08:56] ---
    King Yu tamed the flood.
[08:58] ---
    Teacher Yi, I see.
[09:00] ---
    Rong is a clever student.
[09:03] ---
    You're worth teaching.
[09:05] ---
    Rong, what did you see£¿
[09:07] ---
    How did you see it?
[09:08] ---
    I can't understand.
[09:10] ---
    Monitor Chen and everyone,
[09:12] ---
    I know how to take the physical art class.
[09:16] ---
    You are approaching the Sunland Toll Station.
[09:20] ---
    Little girl.
[09:22] ---
    You're hard to find.
[09:24] ---
    I'll torture you for 49 days with my art.
[09:29] Sign
    Teachers' Office
[09:36] ---
    Teacher Pan.
[09:37] ---
    It's time for morning self-study.
[09:39] ---
    We're missing you.
[09:42] ---
    Missing me?
[09:44] ---
    Yes, teacher Pan.
[09:45] ---
    Monitor Chen is maintaining discipline.
[09:47] ---
    We're all waiting for you to take the quiz.
[09:49] ---
    Right, Brother Wang?
[09:51] ---
    Yes.
[09:54] ---
    I didn't expect you to be so
    enthusiastic about learning today.
[10:00] ---
    Since you're positive today,
[10:02] ---
    I can't discourage
[10:03] ---
    your enthusiasm for learning.
[10:13] ---
    Teacher Pan.
[10:14] ---
    We all felt that
[10:15] ---
    the quiz in the morning wasn't hard enough.
[10:18] ---
    So we asked to have a quiz one more time.
[10:20] ---
    One... One more time?
[10:22] ---
    Yes, teacher Pan.
[10:24] ---
    As elite students in Faction Sixty,
[10:25] ---
    we always strive for progress.
[10:27] ---
    The clock
[10:28] ---
    is ticking.
[10:29] ---
    Come with us, teacher Pan.
[10:31] ---
    Right, Ling?
[10:32] ---
    He is right.
[10:44] ---
    Teacher Pan.
[10:46] ---
    We're missing you again.
[10:48] ---
    Now the students are reviewing
    the art of refining vitality pills
[10:50] ---
    they learned before
    in the pill-refining classroom.
[10:53] ---
    Student Guo.
[10:54] ---
    Aren't the students tired?
[10:59] ---
    Understand the present
[11:00] ---
    by reviewing the past.
[11:02] ---
    You told us this!
[11:04] ---
    Right, Ling?
[11:05] ---
    He is right.
[11:15] ---
    Okay. Let's go.
[11:27] ---
    What's wrong with teacher Pan?
[11:42] ---
    Is teacher Pan not here yet?
[11:44] ---
    No way.
[11:46] ---
    Teacher Pan is full-attended
    in Faction Sixty.
[11:48] ---
    She's never been late
[11:50] ---
    in her teaching career.
[11:52] ---
    Brother Wang.
[11:53] ---
    There's no surveillance camera.
[12:04] ---
    Teacher Pan.
[12:06] ---
    We're all waiting for you to teach
    Spiritual Figure Summoning class.
[12:11] ---
    Well, I was about to open the door.
[12:14] ---
    How about I help teacher Pan teach a class?
[12:18] ---
    No.
[12:21] ---
    Stu... students.
[12:24] ---
    Can I not teach the Summoning class?
[12:26] ---
    I won't teach.
[12:31] Sign
    Female | Male
[12:37] ---
    Teacher Pan.
[12:38] ---
    Are you here?
[12:39] ---
    Don't hide in there quietly.
[12:40] ---
    Teacher Pan.
[12:41] ---
    I know you're here.
[12:50] ---
    Student Sun.
[12:52] ---
    I think
[12:53] ---
    you should take the physical art class.
[12:56] ---
    Today?
[12:57] ---
    No.
[12:58] ---
    I'll give the physical art class
[13:01] ---
    to your physical art teacher in the future.
[13:13] ---
    (Great! We'll take physical art class again.)
[13:18] ---
    (It wasn't easy.)
[13:20] ---
    Today is the first time I have met with you
[13:23] ---
    since I became the teacher of physical art.
[13:26] ---
    In the future, you will learn
    various physical arts.
[13:31] ---
    But today,
[13:32] ---
    I want to test your power.
[13:38] ---
    Teacher Yi.
[13:39] ---
    Why are we doing a solid ball-throwing test?
[13:40] ---
    The solid ball-throwing test
[13:42] ---
    can see your core strength
[13:44] ---
    and body flexibility.
[13:47] ---
    Now, student Chen,
[13:51] ---
    have a try.
[13:53] ---
    A cultivator who can throw more than
    80 meters at Foundation Phase
[13:56] ---
    is excellent.
[14:08] ---
    Student Chen threw 100 meters.
[14:10] ---
    His grade is A.
[14:13] ---
    Just 100 meters.
[14:15] ---
    Next one, student Wang.
[14:21] ---
    Can Brother Wang not mess up?
[14:23] ---
    Hope we can get the ball back.
[14:29] ---
    This ball is so light.
[14:31] ---
    Sword Master, what shall we do?
[14:34] ---
    This is the temporary version
    of art of grand gravity.
[14:37] ---
    I think it can increase a million times
    the temporary weight.
[14:41] ---
    It will return to normal
    within one second of throwing.
[14:44] ---
    It shouldn't be throwing
    far off with that weight.
[14:46] ---
    Maybe.
[14:57] ---
    I'm finally here.
[14:59] Sign
    Xue Hu
[15:00] Sign
    Xue Hu
[15:01] ---
    How's the mission going?
[15:03] ---
    Don't worry, Brother Xue Hu.
[15:05] ---
    It's just a small faction.
[15:08] ---
    Be careful.
[15:09] ---
    This is where the Shadow Faction
    was destroyed.
[15:11] ---
    The Shadow Faction is just
    an unprogressive faction.
[15:15] ---
    It can't be compared to us.
[15:23] ---
    It's not this student.
[15:26] ---
    Wang Ling threw 50 meters
    with a failing grade.
[15:29] ---
    See? The ball is back.
[15:32] ---
    But Sword Master, your ball
    has gone around the Earth.
[15:51] ---
    Haha.
[15:52] ---
    The Shadow Faction is just
    an unprogressive faction.
[15:55] ---
    It can't be compared to us.
[15:57] ---
    Ah.
[16:25] ---
    Your Sword Saint.
[16:27] ---
    Relax, Kang.
[16:32] ---
    Have you found the disciple you like?
[16:36] ---
    No. I even didn't expect
    student Wang to fail.
[16:40] ---
    He has to learn more.
[16:42] ---
    So you're...
[16:44] ---
    I'm waiting.
[16:46] ---
    Wait?
[16:47] ---
    I heard that
[16:49] ---
    a villain of Four Emblems Faction wanted to
    do something to Faction Sixty.
[16:54] ---
    But I've been waiting for a long time.
[16:56] ---
    Where is he?
[17:00] ---
    So are you still teaching here?
[17:02] ---
    I will gradually test them.
[17:06] ---
    Tomorrow I'll take them to Shuttlecock.

E4 - Underground Spiritual Vein
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[00:23] ---
    Froggy 2.
[00:25] ---
    What do you want for your birthday?
[00:28] ---
    Birthday egg,
[00:29] ---
    followers,
[00:30] ---
    and comments on our animation.
    Can I get them?
SIGN    Adapted from the story of the same name by Ku Xuan from Qidian of China Literature The Daily Life of the Immortal King
[02:13] Sign
    Episode 4
    Underground Spiritual vein
[02:23] ---
    Ling.
[02:24] ---
    It's almost time for your morning class.
[02:26] ---
    Don't be late.
[02:28] ---
    Okay.
[02:29] ---
    Here's the morning news.
[02:31] ---
    Yesterday,
[02:32] ---
    the operation of Songhai Immortal Art
    Tactical Team achieved great results.
[02:35] ---
    A wanted fugitive Qing Jiao
    of Four Emblems Faction
[02:38] ---
    was arrested by city hero Zhuo Yi.
[02:40] ---
    I hit him on the jaw.
[02:56] ---
    Today, Qing Jiao is absent forever.
[03:04] ---
    Brother.
[03:05] ---
    You know me.
[03:07] ---
    I like to be active.
[03:08] ---
    I think we have to revenge right now.
[03:11] ---
    Me too.
[03:13] ---
    Our master is in retreat.
[03:15] ---
    He is about to learn the Way of Heaven.
[03:17] ---
    We can handle
[03:20] ---
    these trifles by ourselves.
[03:23] ---
    I swear
[03:25] ---
    I'll avenge you.
[03:27] ---
    Qing Jiao,
[03:28] ---
    Xue Hu will avenge you.
[03:33] ---
    Don't worry.
[03:35] ---
    Xue Hu will revenge on
[03:37] ---
    Faction Sixty tomorrow.
[03:41] ---
    Humph.
[03:47] ---
    What's he doing?
[03:52] ---
    Sword Master is building a demon amusement
    park with you as the theme.
[03:55] ---
    The underground spiritual vein
[03:56] ---
    is the key to creating everything.
[03:58] ---
    It's like laying the foundation
    of a new house.
[04:01] ---
    This is a necessary process.
[04:02] ---
    Then how to create
    the underground spiritual vein?
[04:06] ---
    As
[04:07] ---
    you see.
[04:09] ---
    This? This...
[04:11] ---
    Sword Master used two packs of
    crispy noodles to exchange materials
[04:13] ---
    from the Way of Heaven. He made it for you.
[04:16] ---
    Ah.
[04:17] ---
    Well,
[04:17] ---
    I know what you mean,
[04:19] ---
    but how could this be made
    only with bare hands?
[04:27] ---
    Everyone,
[04:28] ---
    this is the underground spiritual vein.
[04:31] ---
    Since we entered the era
    of scientific cultivation for all,
[04:34] ---
    the centrosphere has been affected
    by spiritual impulses
[04:36] ---
    and grows underground spiritual veins.
[04:39] ---
    Like the meridians
    and blood vessels of the body,
[04:42] ---
    there are thick and thin
    underground spiritual veins.
[04:45] ---
    They connect to the crust.
[04:47] ---
    The thick spiritual veins
[04:48] ---
    have strong spiritual impulses,
[04:50] ---
    and thin spiritual veins
[04:51] ---
    have weak ones.
[04:53] ---
    When the spiritual vein is broken,
[04:55] ---
    various supernatural visions occur.
[04:57] ---
    And our spiritual impulses will be lacking.
[04:59] ---
    When you doze off in class,
[05:01] ---
    it's usually because of the lack of
    spiritual impulses.
[05:05] ---
    I see, teacher.
[05:09] ---
    Student Chen, any questions?
[05:11] ---
    Isn't there
[05:12] ---
    a way to artificially create
    a spiritual vein?
[05:16] ---
    Even if there is an artificial way,
[05:18] ---
    it would be impossible for humans
[05:20] ---
    to implant the spiritual roots so deeply.
[05:23] ---
    Impossible at all?
[05:25] ---
    Hahaha.
[05:27] ---
    You're so naive.
[05:30] ---
    No way.
[05:31] ---
    Impossible.
[05:33] ---
    Now,
[05:35] ---
    the student who had made
    the spiritual root
[05:38] ---
    was staring out the window
[05:39] ---
    thoughtfully.
[05:42] ---
    Class dismissed.
[05:47] ---
    Look out the window.
[05:47] ---
    (Snow. It's snow.)
    Look out the window.
[05:48] ---
    (Snow. It's snow.)
[05:48] ---
    Why is it snowing?
    (Snow. It's snow.)
[05:49] ---
    It's beautiful snow.
[05:51] ---
    It's weird.
[05:52] ---
    It's June.
[05:53] ---
    Why did it suddenly snow?
[05:54] ---
    Never mind.
[05:55] ---
    We can have a snowball fight.
[05:57] ---
    Snow flies in June.
[05:59] ---
    It's so weird.
[06:02] ---
    Sword Master, the playground...
[06:04] ---
    Yeah,
[06:05] ---
    I see it.
[06:10] ---
    At first,
[06:11] ---
    no one cared about the sudden snow
[06:15] ---
    until it began
[06:18] ---
    affecting everyone.
[06:20] ---
    Someone is making trouble.
[06:22] ---
    Did you stop me
[06:24] ---
    because you were looking for an heir?
[06:27] ---
    Right.
[06:29] ---
    It's a great chance.
[06:32] ---
    Maybe the kid I'm looking for
[06:34] ---
    will stop it.
[06:37] ---
    If he doesn't show up,
[06:39] ---
    students will be in danger...
[06:42] ---
    I'm here.
[06:44] ---
    If necessary,
[06:45] ---
    I will handle it.
[06:48] ---
    May I ask you something?
[06:50] ---
    Why are you in such a hurry?
[06:52] ---
    Is it because of the
    Evil Sword Immortal Chen Nanxuan?
[06:58] ---
    I see.
[07:00] ---
    Since you promised to handle it,
[07:02] ---
    I'm relieved.
[07:14] ---
    I see.
[07:16] ---
    Sword Mater, underground spiritual vein
    of Faction Sixty is being destroyed.
[07:20] ---
    Never mind.
[07:21] ---
    I'll handle it.
[07:22] ---
    You can
[07:24] ---
    handle it easily.
[07:25] ---
    Right.
[07:26] ---
    Ling.
[07:27] ---
    Come on.
[07:32] ---
    Chao.
[07:33] ---
    I got plenty of snowballs.
[07:34] ---
    Ling.
[07:35] ---
    You just got lucky.
[07:37] ---
    Can you take my trick
[07:39] ---
    of Snowball Storm Tornado?
[07:41] ---
    Hey.
[07:43] ---
    Come on.
[07:50] ---
    Sword Master, someone is staring at us.
[07:53] ---
    If you dodge,
[07:54] ---
    he may be suspicious.
[07:55] ---
    I see.
[07:59] ---
    Monitor Chen,
[08:00] ---
    it's unfair. You're two people.
[08:02] ---
    Take it.
[08:03] ---
    Hey.
[08:05] ---
    You're going to
[08:06] ---
    join Ling.
[08:08] ---
    How about Xiaoyu?
[08:10] ---
    I'm not involved.
[08:11] ---
    I'll make snowballs for you.
[08:18] ---
    Sword Master, the snow is getting heavier.
[08:19] ---
    Sword Master, the snow is getting heavier.
[08:20] ---
    Don't worry.
[08:21] ---
    We have time.
[08:21] ---
    We have time.
[09:20] ---
    It's good to be young.
[09:23] ---
    Yes, Sword Saint.
[09:32] ---
    Why is it so cold
[09:33] ---
    all of a sudden?
[09:34] ---
    Monitor Chen,
[09:35] ---
    let's go back.
[09:38] ---
    Our training clothes are specially made
[09:40] ---
    from the silk of Black Spiritual Silkworms.
[09:43] ---
    Why isn't it warm in winter?
[09:45] ---
    It's weird.
[09:47] ---
    It shouldn't be so cold.
[09:58] ---
    Teacher Wang.
[09:59] ---
    Is there something wrong with
[10:01] ---
    our underground spirit vein?
[10:02] ---
    Teacher Pan, don't worry.
[10:04] ---
    Sword Saint will handle it.
[10:06] ---
    It will be safe.
[10:09] ---
    Have a drink?
[10:13] ---
    I'm just worried about the safety
    of our students.
[10:16] ---
    It's a good experience.
[10:17] ---
    It's not interesting to live too easy.
[10:20] ---
    Take this snowstorm
[10:22] ---
    as the annual special training.
[10:24] ---
    If necessary,
[10:25] ---
    even if Sword Saint doesn't handle it,
[10:28] ---
    I'll do that.
[10:31] ---
    By the way,
[10:33] ---
    has he
[10:35] ---
    found the heir?
[10:37] ---
    No.
[10:38] ---
    I suspect
[10:40] ---
    he's in the wrong faction.
[10:42] ---
    Could it be Rong?
[10:45] ---
    Rong is talented.
[10:47] ---
    But we can't easily say
[10:49] ---
    who is the heir of Sword Saint.
[10:52] ---
    Sure. It mustn't be Ling.
[10:54] ---
    Hahaha.
[11:03] ---
    My hand is frozen.
[11:04] ---
    Are you Monitor Chen?
[11:06] ---
    Don't touch the door.
    Otherwise, you'll be frozen.
[11:08] ---
    A junior was frozen.
[11:10] ---
    His hands were frozen?
[11:11] ---
    It's his tongue.
[11:13] ---
    It's not just classroom doors
    that are frozen.
[11:15] ---
    We have a power outage.
[11:16] ---
    This snow is weird.
[11:18] ---
    Monitor Chen.
[11:18] ---
    Do something.
[11:21] ---
    This is public property.
[11:23] ---
    The teacher told us,
[11:24] ---
    we should defeat one immortal art
    with another immortal art.
[11:26] ---
    Monitor Chen,
[11:27] ---
    can you use art of fireball?
[11:31] ---
    Sure.
[11:32] ---
    I was one of the few students
[11:33] ---
    in the elite class with perfect scores.
[11:37] ---
    Let me
[11:39] ---
    warm our juniors.
[11:41] ---
    Dragon with the hidden power of light.
[11:44] ---
    Please listen to my call.
[11:47] ---
    Bright Immortal.
[11:47] ---
    It's weird.
    Bright Immortal.
[11:48] ---
    Bright Immortal.
[11:48] ---
    Is the preparation for the art
    of fireball that long?
[11:49] ---
    Fire Immortal.
    Is the preparation for the art
    of fireball that long?
[11:50] ---
    Is the preparation for the art
    of fireball that long?
[11:51] ---
    All fire in the world
[11:51] ---
    You don't know.
    All fire in the world
[11:53] ---
    You don't know.
[11:53] ---
    will be the holy light.
    You don't know.
[11:53] ---
    will be the holy light.
[11:53] ---
    Chao is hot-blooded.
    will be the holy light.
[11:55] ---
    will be the holy light.
[11:56] ---
    Show up.
[11:57] ---
    Art of Fireball.
[12:04] ---
    Monitor Chen.
[12:06] ---
    Maybe you haven't studied it in too long.
[12:08] ---
    It turns out that
[12:09] ---
    there is no relationship between
    the preparation time and art power.
[12:17] ---
    You're weak, Chao.
[12:19] ---
    You're even the cultivator
    with fire spiritual root.
[12:21] ---
    Even though I'm not a cultivator
    with fire spiritual root,
[12:23] ---
    my fireball isn't that small.
[12:24] ---
    What?
[12:26] ---
    Hahaha.
[12:27] ---
    I'm not the only one with a small fireball.
[12:29] ---
    I'm relieved.
[12:31] ---
    I don't think
[12:33] ---
    it's Monitor Chen's problem.
[12:36] ---
    Xiaoyu, let's try.
[12:37] ---
    Okay.
[12:42] ---
    What?
[12:43] ---
    Why?
[12:45] ---
    What's wrong?
[12:48] ---
    Everyone,
[12:50] ---
    do you feel that
[12:51] ---
    the spiritual impulses around us
    seem to be much thinner?
[12:54] ---
    See.
[12:56] ---
    The spiritual impulses can't
    condense into clumps as usual.
[12:58] ---
    It's like quicksand.
[13:01] ---
    Right.
[13:01] ---
    That's why
[13:02] ---
    our art power is weaker.
[13:06] ---
    It's
[13:07] ---
    the snowstorm that
[13:09] ---
    weakened the underground
    spiritual vein of our faction.
[13:12] ---
    But how do we repair
    the damaged underground vein?
[13:15] ---
    For example,
[13:16] ---
    we can contribute more steps
    to the Snail Forest
[13:18] ---
    to save energy and reduce carbon emissions.
[13:21] ---
    Sister Lin, are you okay?
[13:24] ---
    I...
[13:25] ---
    I'm so cold.
[13:27] ---
    Oh, no. Xiaoyu belongs to butterfly clan.
[13:29] ---
    She is afraid of coldness.
[13:32] ---
    Brother Wang.
[13:33] ---
    Do something with your ability.
[13:37] ---
    We have to send Sister Lin to the infirmary
[13:38] ---
    to find the teacher as soon as possible.
[13:40] ---
    Wait.
[13:41] ---
    I just wanted to ask
[13:43] ---
    where is Ling.
[13:53] ---
    A low faction doesn't deserve to
[13:56] ---
    hold such a thick underground spiritual vein.
[14:15] ---
    Don't come here.
[14:20] ---
    Why
[14:21] ---
    don't we run with flying swords?
[14:23] ---
    Flying sword is forbidden
    in our teaching buildings.
[14:25] ---
    We will strip credits for that.
[14:27] ---
    This is a specific situation.
[14:30] ---
    Sister Sun.
[14:31] ---
    Hold on for a few more seconds.
[14:32] ---
    Sword Master is preparing.
[14:34] ---
    Don't worry, Qing Jiao.
[14:36] ---
    I will destroy this faction.
[14:41] ---
    Huh,
[14:42] ---
    it's a little guy from Faction Sixty.
[14:45] ---
    He doesn't know he will die.
[14:49] ---
    Wait.
[14:50] ---
    This...
[14:51] ---
    No way.
[14:52] ---
    You're at the Foundation Phase.
[14:54] ---
    How did you not get frozen?
[15:14] ---
    Take my art of great-weight plummet.
    You'll...
[15:18] ---
    What?
[15:21] ---
    Huh.
[15:38] ---
    Sword Master, how much spiritual force
    you'll fill into the spiritual vein?
[15:42] ---
    I'll make up for what's lacking.
[15:45] ---
    Spiritual Force. Ripple Sprint.
[16:18] ---
    Who is it?
[16:22] Sign
    BRIEFING
[16:31] ---
    Well,
[16:41] ---
    it's Xue Hu of Four Emblems Faction.
[16:43] ---
    One of the most wanted men.
[16:44] ---
    Mr. Zhuo,
[16:45] ---
    did you also predict this?
[16:50] ---
    Sure.
[16:51] ---
    Everything is my plan.
[16:53] ---
    I'm intolerant
[16:54] ---
    of evil.

E5 - Wang Ling's Art of Great Luck
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[00:23] ---
    Froggy 2.
[00:25] ---
    What do you want for your birthday?
[00:28] ---
    Birthday egg,
[00:29] ---
    followers,
[00:30] ---
    and comments on our animation.
    Can I get them?
[02:13] Sign
    Episode 5
    Wang Ling's Art of Great Luck
[02:21] ---
    Master Immortal Zhuo,
[02:22] ---
    Xue Hu is dead.
[02:23] ---
    He was too badly injured
[02:24] ---
    to be saved.
[02:26] ---
    According to the results
    of Cultivation Cruise Department,
[02:28] ---
    he seemed to have just been slapped
[02:31] ---
    and fallen from a great height.
[02:33] ---
    How could a cultivator in Immortal Phase
[02:35] ---
    be slapped to death?
[02:37] ---
    You also can't bear it.
[02:40] ---
    Sorry,
[02:41] ---
    Immortal Master Zhuo.
[02:42] ---
    I didn't catch you.
[02:44] ---
    I mean,
[02:46] ---
    do you have anything else to report?
[02:48] ---
    Well,
[02:49] ---
    now,
[02:50] ---
    the Four Emblems Faction
    has issued a reward order
[02:53] ---
    to arrest you.
[02:55] ---
    According to reliable information,
[02:56] Sign
    Reward Order
    Zhuo Yi
    233,333,333 spiritual coins
[02:56] ---
    some mercenary cultivators have already
[02:58] ---
    taken up the task.
[03:02] ---
    But I don't know if they will come.
[03:04] ---
    Hahaha.
[03:06] ---
    They're weak.
[03:08] ---
    We are
[03:10] ---
    righteous.
[03:13] ---
    Haha.
[03:14] ---
    Immortal Master Zhuo.
[03:15] ---
    You deserve to be a city hero.
[03:16] ---
    Even if you know
    that you are about to be in danger,
[03:18] ---
    you can still be so calm.
[03:19] ---
    Salute!
[03:21] ---
    Anyway,
[03:22] ---
    I hope you can
[03:23] ---
    be careful.
[03:33] ---
    Master, help me.
SIGN    Limited Edition Art of Great Enlightenment Long Johns Suit / The Art of Great Enlightenment Tianxuan Silk / Pigeon's Tears / Gold Velvet Coat
[03:47] ---
    Why not swap crispy instant noodles
    with the Way of Heaven for those?
[03:53] ---
    It's not worth it.
[03:54] Sign
    Annual Special Sale Up to 30% Off
[03:55] ---
    Let's go buy it.
[03:57] Sign
    Cultivation Mall
[03:59] ---
    Let's go over here.
[04:00] ---
    Look!
[04:02] ---
    It's said that Cultivation Mall
[04:04] ---
    has an unprecedented discount this year.
[04:05] ---
    I've wanted those antigravity dumbbells
    for a long time.
[04:07] ---
    I feel like I can buy it back today.
[04:09] ---
    Welcome to the Cultivation Mall.
[04:39] ---
    One ice cream with one spiritual coin.
[04:40] ---
    It's all one spiritual coin.
[04:43] ---
    Look at these fresh giant mantis shrimps.
[04:45] ---
    Only 800 spiritual coins
    for 500 grams of shrimp.
[04:46] ---
    Buy more, save more.
[04:48] ---
    The protein of the shrimp is 300 times
    that of the beef of the same quality.
[04:51] ---
    But they are not delicious.
[04:53] ---
    Have you tried it before?
[04:55] ---
    My uncle has
    a fresh giant mantis shrimp farm.
[04:58] ---
    That's why I once ate the dish
    of shrimp with chopped peppers.
[05:01] ---
    Guo Hao!
[05:02] ---
    You ate meat without telling me.
[05:04] ---
    It's not delicious!
[05:05] ---
    I thought everyone had eaten it.
    You don't share food with us.
[05:08] ---
    You!
[05:10] ---
    Look this.
[05:11] ---
    It looks amazing!
[05:13] ---
    Oh, my.
[05:14] ---
    I can't believe
    the Special Zone of Ancient Magic Wares
[05:16] ---
    sells ancient spiritual wings today.
[05:20] ---
    Turning spiritual impulses into wings
[05:21] ---
    is an advanced course.
[05:22] ---
    It's hard for us to learn it now.
[05:23] ---
    If I have such a pair of spiritual wings...
[05:25] ---
    Oh my!
[05:27] Sign
    Ware Name
    Restored Ancient Magic Wares: Peacock Wings of the Ming King
    Special sale price 99,980,000
[05:27] ---
    Nearly 100 million spiritual coins to buy.
[05:29] ---
    These ancient magic wares were dug up
[05:31] ---
    from the ancient caves.
[05:33] ---
    They were repaired and declared many times
[05:35] ---
    before they finally show up at this mall
[05:36] ---
    for legal sale.
[05:38] ---
    But as far as I know,
[05:40] ---
    people can't buy these magic wares
[05:40] Sign
    Ware Name
    Void Tripod
    Special sale price 128,900,000
[05:41] ---
    just with money.
[05:43] ---
    Yes.
[05:45] ---
    Although these magic wares
[05:46] ---
    have been repaired,
[05:48] ---
    they also select their favorite masters.
[05:50] Sign
    Ware Name
    Eighty-eight Spiritual Rules
    Special sale price 299,999,999
[05:51] ---
    These ancient magic wares
[05:52] ---
    have their own ideas.
[05:53] ---
    Otherwise, even if you can afford it,
[05:55] ---
    you can't control it.
[05:57] ---
    But according to legend, the powerful one
    who can control these ancient magic wares
[05:59] ---
    can hear their thoughts.
[06:02] ---
    I've just heard about this.
[06:05] ---
    At this time,
[06:07] ---
    Ling felt noisy.
[06:09] ---
    Because
[06:10] ---
    these magic wares
[06:12] ---
    all wanted Ling to buy them.
[06:14] ---
    Please. Please buy me.
[06:18] ---
    My feather is soft and easy to clean.
[06:21] ---
    Please buy me.
[06:23] ---
    Even if you don't use me for pill-refining,
[06:24] ---
    you can use me to eat hotpot.
[06:25] ---
    I'm good at that.
[06:26] ---
    Please buy me too.
[06:26] Sign
    Ware Name
    Eighty-eight Spiritual Rules
    Special sale price 299,999,999
[06:29] ---
    Please take me away.
    It's a shame to be sold here.
[06:34] ---
    Sword Master, they look so poor.
[06:36] ---
    Please, senior.
[06:37] ---
    Useless.
[06:38] ---
    Take me.
[06:38] ---
    They are not as good
    as crispy instant noodles.
[06:44] ---
    Please. Take me. Buy me.
[06:46] ---
    I'm cheap.
[06:52] ---
    Brother Wang, wait for me.
[06:55] ---
    Arrrgh.
[06:57] ---
    Report to manager.
[06:59] ---
    Why is the Peacock Wings of the Ming King
    tarnished?
[07:03] ---
    Are they from the Faction Sixty?
[07:08] ---
    Yes, sir.
[07:10] ---
    Tell salesmen,
[07:11] ---
    induce them to buy more.
[07:15] ---
    Allow them to overpay
[07:17] ---
    with their spiritual force.
[07:19] ---
    Yes, sir.
[07:20] ---
    But is it against the rules?
[07:24] ---
    Are you telling me?
[07:26] ---
    No.
[07:28] ---
    I know the Four Emblems Faction.
[07:30] Sign
    Reward Order
    Zhuo Yi
    233,333,333 spiritual coins
[07:31] ---
    But I don't dare to
[07:32] ---
    deal with Zhuo Yi.
[07:35] ---
    It's rumored that
[07:36] ---
    he is supported by the top cultivator
    of the Mortal Realm.
[07:39] ---
    No one dares to be his enemy.
[07:41] ---
    But I dare to make some troubles
[07:44] ---
    to juniors in his faction.
[07:48] ---
    Time will tell.
[07:51] Sign
    Tianxuan Silk 10
    Pigeon's Tears 10
    Gold Velvet Coat 10
[07:52] ---
    I want to buy them.
[07:54] ---
    Okay, sir.
[07:54] ---
    Wait a minute.
[07:56] ---
    800 spiritual coins in all.
[07:58] ---
    Welcome to come next time.
[08:00] ---
    The receipt is in the shopping bag.
[08:11] Sign
    Top Salesman
[08:11] ---
    Sir, your taste is good.
[08:13] ---
    This Void Glasses is the latest product
[08:14] ---
    on the market.
[08:17] ---
    What?
[08:19] Sign
    Combat Experience Room
[08:19] ---
    It sets a single-player matchmaking mode
[08:21] ---
    and a combat experience zone.
[08:21] Sign
    Single-player Mode
    Multiplayer Mode
[08:23] ---
    Perfect for cultivators
    who lack combat training.
[08:26] ---
    It has a lot of cultivation books.
[08:29] ---
    You can choose what you want to learn.
[08:31] ---
    If you buy it now,
[08:32] ---
    you will also
    get a pair of antigravity dumbbells.
[08:35] ---
    It's a good deal.
[08:36] ---
    All in all,
[08:38] ---
    buy it.
[08:42] Sign
    Void Glasses
    Special sale price 60,000
[08:42] ---
    But it's valued at 60,000 spiritual coins.
[08:45] ---
    Well,
[08:46] ---
    don't worry.
[08:48] ---
    To meet the needs of customers,
[08:49] Sign
    Please enter an amount
    0 spiritual force
[08:49] ---
    we offer advanced spiritual force payment.
[08:52] ---
    Please insert your finger here to sign up.
[08:55] ---
    In the future, the spiritual force
    that you grow in cultivation
[08:57] ---
    will be received by us.
[08:59] ---
    So, sir,
[09:01] ---
    you just need to cultivate
[09:03] ---
    a little harder in the future.
[09:05] ---
    Keep calm, Chao.
[09:06] ---
    Is it okay?
[09:07] ---
    If you sign it,
    the spiritual force you grow will be others.
[09:11] ---
    Please don't worry.
[09:13] ---
    We won't get all of our spiritual force.
[09:15] ---
    You can pay in installments.
[09:17] ---
    In this way,
    you'll be stronger in cultivation
[09:20] ---
    and enjoy the shopping in advance.
[09:23] ---
    Haha.
[09:26] ---
    Is this...
[09:27] ---
    Right.
[09:29] ---
    This is the latest blind box of
    spiritual beast egg.
[09:30] Sign
    Blind Box of Spiritual Beast Egg
[09:32] ---
    There's a 2% chance
    of getting a rare spiritual beast.
[09:35] ---
    If you buy now,
    we also provide a parenting guidance service.
[09:38] ---
    I promise that it will be born healthy.
[09:41] ---
    How much?
[09:43] ---
    It's cheap.
[09:44] ---
    Only need 100 thousand spiritual coins.
[09:46] ---
    Half price for the second one.
[09:47] ---
    Buy it.
[09:49] ---
    It's a steep discount.
[09:50] ---
    It's weird.
[09:50] ---
    Only 100,000 spiritual coins.
[09:51] ---
    How could they know what
    brother Chen and brother Guo wanted?
[09:53] ---
    It's worth it.
[09:55] ---
    Buy it!
[09:55] ---
    Big data
[09:56] ---
    knows everything you like.
[09:58] ---
    I see.
[10:00] ---
    Whatever.
[10:01] ---
    We need to stop Chao and Hao from
[10:03] ---
    signing the advanced spiritual force
    payment agreement.
[10:06] ---
    Hold on.
[10:08] ---
    I'll pay
[10:09] ---
    our bill.
[10:11] ---
    Is that okay?
[10:13] ---
    Sorry, Miss Sun.
[10:14] ---
    You can't use it.
[10:16] ---
    Why?
[10:19] ---
    It can pay.
[10:21] ---
    Sorry, Miss Sun.
[10:22] ---
    We reserve the right to a final explanation.
[10:27] ---
    Sword Master, they are intentional.
[10:29] ---
    They're spiting Rong.
[10:34] Sign
    Annual Special Sale Up to 30% Offl
    Win Free Orders / Small Raccoon / Half-price
[10:38] ---
    Oh, my.
[10:39] ---
    My bad memory!
[10:41] ---
    As he said,
[10:42] ---
    today we do have discounts
    as well as free order chances.
[10:46] ---
    Bring up the random bargain equipment.
[11:03] ---
    Oh, my bad luck.
[11:07] ---
    As you see,
[11:09] ---
    we have a bargain event.
[11:11] ---
    You can do a lottery
    when you spend 100 spiritual coins.
[11:13] ---
    Whoever gets a golden ball wins a discount.
[11:17] ---
    And whoever gets a silver ball
[11:19] ---
    wins a soft roll paper.
[11:20] Sign
    Soft Roll Paper
[11:25] ---
    Do you want to
[11:25] ---
    have a try?
[11:30] ---
    Congratulations!
[11:31] ---
    You get 8 chances of the lottery.
[11:36] ---
    I want this one.
[11:37] ---
    What do I need?
[11:39] ---
    You can get it for free
[11:40] ---
    with only one golden ball.
[11:43] ---
    Only one of the 30,000 balls
[11:45] ---
    is gold.
[11:47] ---
    And there are many other things.
[11:49] ---
    How can you get this?
[11:52] ---
    Okay.
[11:53] ---
    Time-limited art of great luck.
[11:55] ---
    Within an hour, you will be lucky.
    Do you want to use it?
[11:58] ---
    Yes.
[12:21] ---
    Yeah.
[12:24] ---
    Ling.
[12:25] ---
    You're lucky.
[12:26] ---
    You deserve to be
    the mascot of Faction Sixty.
[12:28] ---
    Ling, you're my brother forever.
[12:36] ---
    Everyone,
[12:37] ---
    I'm sorry.
[12:38] ---
    I was wrong about that.
[12:39] ---
    According to the rules,
[12:41] ---
    you must get the golden ball twice
[12:43] ---
    in exchange for free Void Glasses.
[12:47] ---
    I knew it.
[12:48] ---
    You've gotten one golden ball,
    so you only need to get it once again.
[12:52] ---
    Of course.
[12:52] ---
    It's my mistake.
[12:54] ---
    In order to compensate you,
[12:55] ---
    I can provide a coupon for 500 off
[12:58] ---
    with spending 8,000 spiritual coins.
[13:03] ---
    Impossible!
[13:07] ---
    I'm mistaken.
[13:08] ---
    You must get it three times.
[13:09] ---
    Three times.
    You have to get golden balls three times.
[13:12] ---
    Oh, my.
[13:13] ---
    What a pity, sir.
[13:14] ---
    You almost...
[13:17] ---
    What?
[13:20] ---
    Ling.
[13:22] ---
    I love you!
[13:26] ---
    What else do you want to say?
[13:30] ---
    You won the coupon.
[13:32] ---
    But do you want to level it up?
[13:37] ---
    If you give up,
[13:40] ---
    you can take these glasses with you.
[13:42] ---
    But if you can get two red rubies,
[13:46] ---
    you will also win
[13:47] ---
    this spiritual beast egg.
[13:49] ---
    Wow.
[14:13] ---
    Manager, wake up.
[14:20] Sign
    Order-free
[14:49] Sign
    10% off Coupon for All Anime Figure
[15:07] ---
    What is this guy doing?
[15:10] ---
    This is the top salesman in our mall?
[15:12] ---
    Calm down, boss.
[15:13] ---
    Quickly. Know what he likes by big data.
[15:16] ---
    Don't let him win any more coupons.
[15:18] Sign
    Small Raccoon
[15:24] ---
    Sir,
[15:26] ---
    this is free for you
[15:26] Sign
    Small Raccoon
[15:27] ---
    as long as you stop lotteries.
[15:41] Sign
    One More for Free
    Get one more free with this card
[15:43] Sign
    Small Raccoon
[15:45] ---
    Sir.
[15:47] ---
    Here you are.
[15:47] ---
    That's okay.
[15:49] ---
    It's just a cheap snack.
[15:52] Sign
    One More for Free
    Get one more free with this card
[16:07] ---
    Manager.
[16:10] ---
    I think I'm not really cut out for sales.
[16:32] ---
    Hao.
[16:33] ---
    What happened?
[16:34] ---
    I've thought about it.
[16:36] ---
    It's not a good idea
    to use future spiritual force
[16:39] ---
    in advance to buy things.
[16:41] ---
    If it weren't for Ling's luck today,
[16:43] ---
    Hao and I
[16:44] ---
    would both have fallen into the trap.
[16:46] ---
    These things are attractive.
[16:48] ---
    But now we can't afford them.
[16:51] ---
    So,
[16:51] ---
    we mustn't overspend.
[16:53] ---
    We have to buy things on our own.
[16:55] ---
    It's not too late for you
[16:56] ---
    to understand it.
[16:57] ---
    Everyone,
[16:58] ---
    I have an idea.
[16:59] ---
    How about we hold a charity sale
    of the things
[17:02] ---
    won by Ling today?
[17:03] ---
    I agree.
[17:05] ---
    I agree too.
[17:06] ---
    I agree too.
[17:13] ---
    I
[17:14] ---
    agree too.
[17:25] ---
    It must have been something sent by Master.
[17:27] ---
    What is it?
[17:32] Sign
    Limited Edition Long Johns Suitl
    Please read this Manual carefully before use, and keep it properly

E6 - It's All Your Fault
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[00:23] ---
    Froggy 2.
[00:25] ---
    What do you want for your birthday?
[00:28] ---
    Birthday egg,
[00:29] ---
    followers
[00:30] ---
    and comments on our animation.
    Can I get them?
SIGN    Adapted from the story of the same name by Ku Xuan from Qidian of China Literature The Daily Life of the Immortal King
[02:13] ---
    Episode 6
    It's All Your Fault
[02:16] ---
    (Three thousand secret arts
    of the Way of Heaven)
[02:19] ---
    (are the top arts pursued by
    cultivators in the world.)
[02:24] ---
    (Whoever can understand one
    of them can be invincible.)
[02:29] ---
    (Some cultivators have never been able to)
[02:30] ---
    (see a trace of the secret art)
[02:32] ---
    (of Way of Heaven in their entire lives.)
[02:36] ---
    (Every day,)
[02:37] ---
    (countless Way of Heaven elves
    are busy behind the scenes.)
[02:41] ---
    (In addition to the daily care
    and maintenance of)
[02:46] ---
    (three thousand secret arts
    of the Way of Heaven,)
[02:48] ---
    (they are also responsible for handling)
[02:50] ---
    (the rest of the trivial affairs
    within the world.)
[02:54] ---
    Master of Spiritual Energy.
[02:55] ---
    Two newcomers have recently arrived.
[02:59] ---
    Hey yo.
[03:09] ---
    They are notorious.
[03:11] ---
    Master of Spiritual Energy.
[03:13] ---
    What do we do with them?
[03:17] ---
    These injuries.
[03:19] ---
    I can't go wrong.
[03:21] ---
    It must be him who did it.
[03:24] ---
    Sorry?
[03:26] ---
    Never mind.
[03:27] ---
    Throw him into the Lunar Well,
[03:29] ---
    the same as Jiang Liuying.
[03:30] ---
    Let them think about what they did.
[03:44] ---
    Hasn't Jiang Liuying
[03:45] ---
    come out yet?
[03:47] ---
    He hasn't completely thought through it.
[03:49] ---
    Maybe he'll be stuck in a well
[03:51] ---
    for the rest of his life.
[03:54] ---
    The number of cultivators
    seeking the Way of Heaven
[03:56] ---
    has increased recently.
[03:58] ---
    How's your job?
[04:00] ---
    Everyone,
[04:01] ---
    check carefully.
[04:03] ---
    We must not allow cultivators
    with unscrupulous intentions
[04:05] ---
    to learn the art of the Way of Heaven.
[04:48] ---
    I am
[04:50] ---
    the true heir of the Infinite Sword Faction.
[05:03] ---
    His name is Chen Nanxuan. He is the No.2
    heir of the Infinite Sword Faction,
[05:06] ---
    in the peak of level 9
    of True Immortal Phase.
[05:08] ---
    This is his 6,751st challenge
    to the Ladder of Mind.
[05:12] ---
    He's powerful enough.
[05:14] ---
    But why not let him learn it?
    Did he do anything wrong?
[05:16] ---
    He disrespected his Master.
[05:19] ---
    We won't let him learn it.
[05:20] ---
    How can those who
    don't respect their masters
[05:22] ---
    learn the art of Way of Heaven?
[05:24] ---
    Yes, sir.
[05:42] ---
    What a pity!
[05:44] ---
    I almost learned it.
[05:47] ---
    Brother,
[05:49] ---
    you're going to die,
[05:51] ---
    right?
[05:55] ---
    I'm young.
[05:57] ---
    One day I will learn the Way of Heaven.
[06:01] ---
    Besides, I have many
    excellent disciples as heirs.
[06:21] ---
    I'm intolerant
[06:23] ---
    of evil.
[06:47] ---
    It's too much.
[06:49] ---
    Do they think we can't handle them?
[06:52] ---
    Brother,
[06:53] ---
    Faction Sixty is weird.
[06:55] ---
    There are many powerful cultivators
    in their faction.
[06:57] ---
    I think we should report to Master.
[07:00] ---
    He knows everything.
[07:02] ---
    Do you think he really doesn't know?
[07:06] ---
    This...
[07:08] ---
    I think it's a Master's test for us.
[07:11] ---
    We're all at the peak
    of Pre-immortal Phase.
[07:15] ---
    There's no way
[07:16] ---
    we can't win them.
[07:20] ---
    We must
[07:21] ---
    deal with this matter
[07:23] ---
    before the Master finishes his retreat.
[07:26] ---
    I heard that
[07:27] ---
    our Master had a disciple codenamed Zero.
[07:31] ---
    But I don't know where he is now.
[07:33] ---
    We had a brother.
[07:35] ---
    He's better than all of us.
[07:38] ---
    But if Brother Zero does,
[07:40] ---
    we'll be embarrassed.
[07:43] ---
    We are also the elite
[07:44] ---
    cultivated by the Master.
[07:48] ---
    You're right.
[07:50] ---
    But you don't have to deal with
[07:52] ---
    these guys by yourself.
[07:54] ---
    I've received the message.
[07:56] ---
    Faction Sixty
[07:57] ---
    will hold a charity sale tomorrow.
[07:59] ---
    So,
[08:01] ---
    that is where
[08:04] ---
    your Fierce Flame Divine Sword Energy
    comes in.
[08:06] ---
    Yes.
[08:07] ---
    Brother,
[08:08] ---
    anything tainted by
    my Fierce Flame Divine Sword Energy
[08:12] ---
    will be blown up.
[08:15] ---
    Hmmm?
[08:17] ---
    Hey-hey.
[08:18] ---
    You're ready to take on
    a new dead cultivator.
[08:21] ---
    How dare he mess with
[08:22] ---
    the one on the White List.
[08:25] ---
    The one on the White List of Way of Heaven?
[08:27] ---
    Who is it?
[08:29] ---
    Don't you know?
[08:30] ---
    What did you learn about orientation?
[08:32] ---
    He is...
[08:38] ---
    Elite Class
[08:41] ---
    According to the joint proposal
    of Chen Chao and Sun Rong,
[08:44] ---
    representatives of the elite class,
[08:46] ---
    we will hold a charity sale tomorrow.
[08:49] ---
    After you go back tonight,
[08:50] ---
    you can find some unused items
[08:53] ---
    for tomorrow's sale.
[08:54] ---
    Okay.
[08:56] ---
    All the income from this charity sale
[08:58] ---
    will be used to help the poor factions.
[09:00] ---
    All participants in this charity sale
[09:02] ---
    will be rewarded with additional credits.
[09:04] ---
    And
[09:05] ---
    special prizes will also
    be awarded to the students
[09:07] ---
    who raise the most money.
[09:09] ---
    I hope all students can
[09:10] ---
    take this charity sale seriously.
[09:14] ---
    Sword Master,
[09:15] ---
    have you decided what
    you're going to sell tomorrow?
[09:18] ---
    No.
[09:19] ---
    I hope there's a suitable one.
[09:34] ---
    My name is Chen Nanxuan.
[09:36] ---
    This is my 6,753rd attempt
    to challenge the Ladder of Mind.
[09:45] ---
    I heard you're participating
    in a charity sale tomorrow.
[09:51] ---
    Yes.
[09:56] ---
    What's in it?
[09:59] ---
    No way!
[10:02] ---
    I've lived in his house for so long,
[10:04] ---
    but I've never known that.
[10:06] ---
    Do you want to come with me?
[10:08] ---
    I'd like to see
[10:10] ---
    what you're hiding.
[10:32] ---
    This is...
[10:50] ---
    This is
[10:51] ---
    the Way of Heaven Library.
[10:53] ---
    They are all Way of Heaven elves.
[10:55] ---
    There it is.
[10:57] ---
    He is lucky and powerful,
[10:58] ---
    but he can't above the Way of Heaven.
[11:01] ---
    Hump.
[11:02] ---
    It's hard for normal cultivators to see
    a trace of the Way of Heaven.
[11:08] ---
    Way of
[11:09] ---
    Heaven.
[11:11] ---
    Hold on.
[11:12] ---
    So why does his closet
[11:14] ---
    connect to the Way of Heaven Space?
[11:17] ---
    Is he and Way of Heaven...
[11:22] ---
    Small Raccoon Crispy Instant Noodle
[11:25] ---
    Small Raccoon Crispy Instant Noodle
[11:25] ---
    I want to
[11:27] ---
    change things with it.
[11:29] ---
    You don't really want to change, do you?
[11:32] ---
    But it's okay.
[11:33] ---
    His relationship with the Way of Heaven
[11:36] ---
    is not as good as I thought.
[11:42] ---
    We don't know you're coming,
    Mr. Ling.
[11:43] ---
    Sorry, we're late.
[11:46] ---
    Who is he?
[11:48] ---
    Why did seven leaders
    come out to welcome him?
[11:50] ---
    Dummy.
[11:51] ---
    He is the only one on the White List.
[11:54] ---
    It's ridiculous.
[11:56] ---
    Why do you kneel so normally?
[11:59] ---
    It's great to
[12:01] ---
    be your dog.
[12:03] ---
    Small Raccoon Crispy Instant Noodle
[12:06] ---
    Trade in Way of Heaven follows
[12:08] ---
    the law of equal exchange.
[12:10] ---
    But what can he exchange
    with one package of crispy instant noodles?
[12:13] ---
    It's a snack for you,
[12:16] ---
    but it's a treasure
[12:17] ---
    for Sword Master.
[12:20] ---
    Right.
[12:21] ---
    It's fair to offer something
[12:23] ---
    you cherish.
[12:25] ---
    This is...
[12:27] ---
    Way of Heaven Golden Silkworm.
[12:28] ---
    Clothes made of silk
[12:30] ---
    are of high toughness
[12:33] ---
    and can protect against all kinds of shocks.
[12:34] ---
    No matter how severe
    the internal injuries are,
[12:36] ---
    the exterior
[12:37] ---
    looks intact.
[12:39] ---
    No.
[12:40] ---
    Another one.
[12:51] ---
    This is a Weight-loss Soap
    made by the art of great weight loss.
[12:54] ---
    BMI: Body Mass Index
[12:54] ---
    When using it in the shower,
[12:56] ---
    you can wash off excess body fat
[12:59] ---
    and keep a healthy body fat percentage.
[13:05] ---
    BMI: Body Mass Index
[13:09] ---
    I'm Chen Nanxuan.
[13:11] ---
    This is my 6,798th challenge
[13:14] ---
    to the Ladder of Mind.
[13:18] ---
    Are these
[13:22] ---
    soapsuds?
[13:27] ---
    No!
[13:38] ---
    Amiableness Pill.
[13:40] ---
    After taking it, your spiritual force
    will increase permanently.
[13:43] ---
    But
[13:44] ---
    everyone's cultivation is different,
    so it may not work.
[13:51] ---
    What is the probability of success?
[13:54] ---
    It's higher than drawing cards in the game.
[13:58] ---
    This pill works so well,
[14:00] ---
    haven't you thought about
    giving it to your parents?
[14:03] ---
    They taught me not to abuse my force.
[14:05] ---
    It's good to be
[14:06] ---
    ordinary and simple.
[14:09] ---
    Is there anything
[14:11] ---
    more ordinary?
[14:13] ---
    This...
[14:39] ---
    (Because the Sun Well was being used,)
[14:42] ---
    (and the Way of Heaven elves were busy,)
[14:45] ---
    (Chen Nanxuan seemed to
    have seized the opportunity)
[14:48] ---
    (to learn the Way of Heaven.)
[14:51] ---
    I'm Chen Nanxuan.
[14:53] ---
    This is my 6,999th challenge
[14:57] ---
    to the Ladder of Mind.
[15:02] ---
    Why can you get so much for
    a pack of crispy instant noodles?
[15:06] ---
    Each of these treasures would be enough
    to make the pre-immortal
[15:08] ---
    fight tooth and nail for it.
[15:11] ---
    After all,
[15:13] ---
    crispy instant noodles are really
    the most cherished thing of Sword Master.
[15:18] ---
    But why is he so fond of
[15:19] ---
    crispy instant noodles?
[15:21] ---
    It's a long story.
[15:24] ---
    (Everything starts with the graffiti)
[15:28] ---
    (Wang Ling made
    when he was three years old.)
[16:07] ---
    So powerful.
[16:08] ---
    Its spiritual energy is so powerful.
[16:13] ---
    Its spiritual energy is comparable to
    that of a realm-level magic wares.
[16:21] ---
    Little boy,
[16:22] ---
    do you want to make a deal
    with me with this painting?
[16:26] ---
    Small Raccoon Crispy Instant Noodle
[16:27] ---
    I love this painting.
[16:29] ---
    How about I exchange this pack
    of crispy instant noodles with you?
[16:31] ---
    It's fair.
[16:38] ---
    And
[16:39] ---
    I'll grant you as the White List
    of the Way of Heaven.
[16:41] ---
    Make a deal?
[16:42] ---
    It's fair.
[16:45] ---
    Kids are so gullible.
[16:47] ---
    With his cultivation,
[16:48] ---
    no matter how powerful he is,
    it's impossible to find me.
[16:51] ---
    (It was the first time)
[16:52] ---
    (three-year-old Wang Ling)
[16:54] ---
    (had eaten crispy instant noodles.)
[16:57] ---
    (Since then,)
[16:58] ---
    (he loves to eat crispy instant noodles.)
[17:05] ---
    It's all your fault.
[17:07] ---
    I'm sorry.
[17:11] ---
    I want this one.
[17:13] ---
    Could this thing seal the Evil?
[17:22] ---
    I've learned
[17:24] ---
    the Way of Heaven.
[17:27] ---
    Brother,
[17:29] ---
    I'm still one step ahead of you.
[17:39] ---
    The Way of Heaven
[17:41] ---
    is powerful.

E7 - Art of Explosion?
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[00:23] ---
    Froggy 2.
[00:25] ---
    What do you want for your birthday?
[00:28] ---
    Birthday egg,
[00:29] ---
    followers
[00:30] ---
    and comments on our animation.
    Can I get them?
SIGN    Adapted from the story of the same name by Ku Xuan from Qidian of China Literature The Daily Life of the Immortal King
[02:12] ---
    Episode 7
    Art of Explosion?
[02:17] ---
    Hahaha.
[02:19] ---
    Faction Sixty of Songhai!
[02:24] ---
    I'll destroy
[02:26] ---
    all of you
[02:28] ---
    with fireworks today.
[02:37] ---
    Senior Huang, thanks for your help.
[02:40] ---
    Never mind.
[02:41] ---
    I found their faction.
[02:43] ---
    You just walked into
    the Four Emblems Faction
[02:46] ---
    so easily?
[02:52] ---
    Don't worry.
[02:53] ---
    They're not here.
[03:03] ---
    Immortal art.
[03:05] ---
    Crane wings.
[03:19] ---
    Be careful.
[03:20] ---
    The Fierce Flame Divine Sword Energy
    of Zhu Zhen
[03:23] ---
    is powerful.
[03:24] ---
    Senior, thanks for the heads up.
[03:26] ---
    Well, I have something to tell you.
[03:34] ---
    Senior Huang.
[03:35] ---
    Senior Huang.
[03:36] ---
    Senior, what do you wanna tell us?
[03:39] ---
    Forget it.
[03:41] ---
    I've sent you the location
    of the Four Emblems Faction.
[03:44] ---
    Check it.
[03:46] ---
    He must
[03:47] ---
    have predicted it all.
[03:53] ---
    It's better
[03:54] ---
    if I don't worry about it.
[03:57] ---
    Elite Class
[04:00] ---
    I heard that this charity sale
[04:02] ---
    was supported by the head of our faction.
[04:04] ---
    You're talking about the head
    who taught Brother Zhuo.
[04:07] ---
    Sure.
[04:08] ---
    It's him.
[04:09] ---
    Our head is the ace support immortal
    of the Seven Stars Faction.
[04:13] ---
    I also know
[04:16] ---
    what is the special award
    Instructor Pan mentioned.
[04:18] ---
    Is it a workbook?
[04:21] ---
    A wish, whatever falls
    within Head Chen's ability
[04:23] ---
    can be fulfilled.
[04:27] ---
    Wow.
[04:28] ---
    Well,
[04:29] ---
    Hao,
[04:30] ---
    what did you bring
    to the charity sale today?
[04:33] ---
    They haven't been delivered.
[04:34] ---
    When you get to the charity sale
    in the playground, you will know.
[04:38] ---
    Show us yours.
[04:40] ---
    Haha.
[04:41] ---
    Today, I brought a special ware
[04:43] ---
    in addition to what I drew
[04:46] ---
    at the mall that day.
[04:55] ---
    Haha.
[04:56] ---
    You...
[04:57] ---
    Why did you bring
    your father's broadsword?
[04:59] ---
    Aren't you afraid that
    he will beat you up?
[05:00] ---
    Totally not.
[05:02] ---
    My father agreed.
[05:04] ---
    Let me tell you.
[05:06] ---
    In my family,
    we forge a new broadsword every year.
[05:08] ---
    This broadsword was made in 1982.
[05:11] ---
    When my father heard that
    we would hold a charity sale,
[05:14] ---
    he resolutely donated
    this No. 4382 broadsword.
[05:18] ---
    It's old but useful.
[05:21] ---
    At the very least,
    it's perfect for mincing garlic.
[05:25] ---
    I don't have many magic wares.
[05:27] ---
    And what I owned was too shabby
[05:29] ---
    for this charity sale.
[05:31] ---
    So I decided to sell some clay figurines.
[05:33] ---
    You made it?
[05:34] ---
    Yes.
[05:36] ---
    It's so cute.
[05:38] ---
    Xiaoyu, you're deft.
[05:40] ---
    Well, these are my gifts for you.
[05:44] ---
    Wow.
[05:45] ---
    Great.
[05:47] ---
    You can compete with masters.
[05:49] ---
    I'm glad you like them.
[05:53] ---
    My sword spirit taught me this.
[05:55] ---
    I must pass on traditional crafts.
[05:59] ---
    Well, Brother Wang, what did you prepare?
[06:06] ---
    Xiaoyu.
[06:07] ---
    Will Brother Wang
[06:09] ---
    prepare something crazy?
[06:11] ---
    It shouldn't be.
[06:13] ---
    I think Brother Wang may prepare...
[06:21] ---
    Argh!
[06:22] ---
    No way. It's too crazy, Xiaoyu.
[06:25] ---
    Crazy?
[06:26] ---
    Rong, what are you talking about?
[06:28] ---
    Nothing, Brother Guo.
[06:41] ---
    Ling.
[06:43] ---
    Is your rice cooker
[06:44] ---
    still functional?
[06:47] ---
    On sale!
[06:47] ---
    Plus: higher end of a scale.
[06:50] ---
    Gently-used wheat 12 plus
    electromagnetic pill-refining furnace.
[06:52] ---
    Special training belt,
    necessity for cultivation.
[06:57] ---
    Hahaha.
[07:01] ---
    Okay.
[07:02] ---
    Blind boxes of immortal art scrolls
    for the cultivators in foundation phase.
[07:06] ---
    300 spiritual coins for one scroll.
[07:07] ---
    I'll buy one.
[07:09] ---
    18 Loaf Palms.
[07:11] ---
    What immortal art is it?
[07:13] ---
    There's everything.
[07:21] ---
    Aren't these students participating
    in the charity sale?
[07:24] ---
    Yes.
[07:25] ---
    These are operating committee members.
[07:26] ---
    They're responsible for
    recording the income of each booth
[07:29] ---
    and tallying the total charity funds.
[07:33] ---
    Wow.
[07:36] ---
    Your order is delivered on time.
[07:40] ---
    Are you Mr. Guo?
[07:41] ---
    Please sign for your express package.
[07:44] ---
    Yes, I'm Guo Hao.
[07:45] ---
    Glad you're coming.
[07:46] ---
    Thank you.
[07:48] ---
    NF Intra-City Express,
    we look forward to your next order.
[07:51] ---
    Hey.
[07:52] ---
    Is this your magic wares?
[07:54] ---
    Yes.
[07:55] ---
    These are babies born last night.
[08:04] ---
    Wow.
[08:06] ---
    Cats!
[08:10] ---
    So cute.
[08:11] ---
    They're Snow Jade Spiritual Cats.
[08:14] ---
    Rong, you knew it!
[08:16] ---
    These are the kittens that were born
    last night at my spiritual beast store.
[08:19] ---
    They've all been officially certified.
[08:21] ---
    I just got their certificates
    this morning.
[08:23] ---
    That's why you brought them in now.
[08:27] ---
    They are fluffy.
[08:29] ---
    Be careful, Chao.
[08:31] ---
    You're careless.
[08:32] ---
    Be gentle.
[08:35] ---
    Oh, my!
[08:37] ---
    Stop!
[08:38] ---
    Come back!
[08:41] ---
    Hahaha.
[09:01] ---
    The security of Faction Sixty is so low.
[09:04] ---
    How could Qing Jiao and Xue Hu
    be killed by this low faction?
[09:09] ---
    Excuse me,
[09:10] ---
    which class are you in?
[09:11] ---
    I'm a regular class student.
[09:17] ---
    Student of a regular class?
[09:19] ---
    Emm...
[09:21] ---
    Well...
[09:22] ---
    Did she know?
[09:25] ---
    But she's just a cultivator
    in golden pill phase.
[09:27] ---
    Impossible.
[09:31] ---
    Tell me your name and class.
[09:33] ---
    Your hair is not up to standard.
[09:35] ---
    What?
[09:36] ---
    This...
[09:36] ---
    Is that a problem?
[09:37] ---
    The Hairstyles for students in our faction
    should be simple.
[09:40] ---
    What kind of hair do you have?
[09:42] ---
    Perming and dyeing are prohibited.
[09:46] ---
    Sorry, instructor.
[09:48] ---
    Come on.
[09:49] ---
    I'm a cultivator in Pre-immortal Phase.
[09:51] ---
    Why do I bow and apologize to
    a cultivator in golden pill phase?
[09:54] ---
    Okay.
[09:56] ---
    Since you're modest,
[09:58] ---
    I'll not record your name.
[10:02] ---
    Thank you, instructor.
    I'll follow the rules.
[10:04] ---
    But I know your face.
[10:07] ---
    You look like a villain with dyeing hair.
[10:09] ---
    I hope will dye back to black tomorrow.
[10:12] ---
    Otherwise, I'll call your parents
    to our faction
[10:15] ---
    to have your hair cut.
[10:16] ---
    Yes, instructor.
[10:17] ---
    Thank you, instructor.
[10:20] ---
    I didn't expect that after
    graduating for so many years,
[10:22] ---
    I would still be afraid of instructors.
[10:31] ---
    I'll never go to
[10:32] ---
    this low faction tomorrow.
[10:36] ---
    Today,
[10:37] ---
    I'll destroy the Faction Sixty.
[10:41] ---
    Fierce Flame Divine Sword Energy.
[10:53] ---
    Come on.
[10:55] ---
    Fresh Cultivation Energy Drinks.
    On sale for 20% off.
[10:58] ---
    I'm so sorry.
[11:01] ---
    It can't get any cheaper than 3,800
    spiritual coins for such a Spiritual Cat.
[11:13] ---
    Sword Master.
[11:14] ---
    It's Fierce Flame Divine Sword Energy
    of Zhu Zhen.
[11:17] ---
    I know.
[11:21] ---
    Ling.
[11:22] ---
    You need to advertise it.
[11:23] ---
    You can't sell it if you're silent.
[11:26] ---
    Show your enthusiasm.
[11:28] ---
    Like me. Burning.
[11:31] ---
    Forget it.
[11:32] ---
    We've been peers of Ling for many years.
[11:34] ---
    Don't you know him?
[11:36] ---
    Saying one more word is like killing himself.
[11:39] ---
    How about
[11:40] ---
    I help Brother Wang sell the rice cooker?
[11:42] ---
    Hold on.
[11:43] ---
    Rong, what are your magic wares?
[11:45] ---
    We haven't seen it yet.
[11:47] ---
    That's it.
[11:49] ---
    Is...
[11:52] ---
    Nothing special.
[11:53] ---
    This is the commercial rocket launch button
    of Flower Fruit Water Curtain Group.
[12:09] ---
    My Fierce Flame Divine Sword Energy
[12:11] ---
    has disappeared.
[12:13] ---
    No way.
[12:14] ---
    Cultivators under Pre-immortal Phase
    can't feel it.
[12:29] ---
    OK, all right.
[12:31] ---
    Fortunately, I have a Plan B.
[12:36] ---
    Fierce Flame Divine Sword Energy.
[12:50] ---
    (No one but Wang Ling)
[12:53] ---
    (notices the dangerous rice cooker)
[12:56] ---
    (is blended into merchandises
    for the charity sale.)
[13:00] ---
    Finally,
[13:02] ---
    I succeeded.
[13:09] ---
    Right.
[13:10] ---
    That's the way.
[13:11] ---
    If anyone touches it,
[13:14] ---
    the entire Faction Sixty will be
    leveled in an instant.
[13:17] ---
    Enjoy the art of explosion.
[13:30] ---
    Master,
[13:31] ---
    the monitoring system has been turned off.
[13:33] ---
    There won't be anyone around.
[13:35] ---
    You can deal with it without interrupting.
[13:37] ---
    OK.
[13:41] ---
    I wonder how he will deal with it.
[13:54] ---
    Wow.
[14:07] ---
    He's on the rooftop.
[14:09] ---
    You deal with him.
[14:10] ---
    Yes, Master.
[14:12] ---
    It's weird.
[14:14] ---
    Why is the rice cooker I brought gone?
[14:16] ---
    It's useless.
[14:17] ---
    Zhu Zhen of Four Emblems Faction.
[14:19] ---
    We've been aware of your movements.
[14:21] ---
    So this is all about you.
[14:26] ---
    No.
[14:27] ---
    You're just a cultivator in
    golden pill phase.
[14:28] ---
    I can kill you easily.
[14:32] ---
    I'm righteous.
[14:33] ---
    You're evil.
[14:34] ---
    We're enemies.
[14:36] ---
    The righteous are not afraid of anything.
[14:38] ---
    Haha.
[14:40] ---
    You're overestimating yourself.
[14:42] ---
    Massive Radiance of the Small Pearl.
[14:57] ---
    A realm-level magic ware?
[15:11] ---
    The buffed version of the thermal underwear
    that Master tailored for me is powerful.
[15:15] ---
    Armor and spell defense
    are taking full effect.
[15:17] ---
    Hum.
[15:18] ---
    You can't hurt me.
[15:23] ---
    You're just a cultivator in
    golden pill phase.
[15:25] ---
    How could you
    use the realm-level magic wares?
[15:27] ---
    No way.
[15:30] ---
    I'm Zhuo Yi, the righteous hero
[15:36] ---
    of Songhai.
[15:38] ---
    If you can hurt me, I lose.
[15:43] ---
    How dare you,
[15:46] ---
    a cultivator in golden pill phase,
    offend me.
[15:53] ---
    If I lose in the art attack,
[15:54] ---
    I can beat you by physical attack.
[15:56] ---
    You will explode
[15:59] ---
    when affected
    by Fierce Flame Divine Sword Energy.
[16:02] ---
    Wow.
[16:04] ---
    There's always an explosion on the rooftop.
[16:07] ---
    It may offend the immortal.
[16:08] ---
    Maybe an unlucky villain
[16:10] ---
    got caught on the rooftop.
[16:11] ---
    It's the fourth season.
[16:13] ---
    Why don't villains have long memories?
[16:17] ---
    Brother Wang.
[16:18] ---
    Yes.
[16:18] ---
    How much
[16:20] ---
    is your rice cooker?
[16:21] ---
    Well...
[16:22] ---
    As you pay.
[16:24] ---
    Elite Class
[16:27] ---
    The one million spiritual coins
    raised by our faction
[16:29] ---
    have been allocated to the factions
    in remote areas for development.
[16:34] ---
    Congratulations to Wang Ling
    for winning the reward of Head Chen.
[16:42] ---
    Why?
[16:44] ---
    Rong bought that rice cooker.
[16:46] ---
    She said it could be used as rocket fuel.
[16:49] ---
    Wang Ling.
[16:51] ---
    What do you want to get?
[16:56] ---
    A scholarship?
[16:58] ---
    A certificate? Or a spiritual ware?
[17:00] ---
    A pack of crispy instant noodles.

E8 - Defending the Faction 60
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[00:23] ---
    Froggy 2.
[00:25] ---
    What do you want for your birthday?
[00:28] ---
    Birthday egg,
[00:29] ---
    followers,
[00:30] ---
    and comments on our animation.
    Can I get them?
SIGN    Adapted from the story of the same name by Ku Xuan from Qidian of China Literature The Daily Life of the Immortal King
[02:13] ---
    Episode 8
    Defending the Faction 60
[02:16] ---
    Hey, have a look.
[02:19] ---
    These are all top-grade magic wares.
[02:24] ---
    I didn't expect the night market
    to be so lively still.
[02:27] ---
    I wonder if there's a way
    for me to get my body back.
[02:30] ---
    Brother, thank you
[02:31] ---
    for finding my spiritual core
    in the sea near Songhai.
[02:34] ---
    Don't worry, Qing Jiao.
[02:35] ---
    After taking revenge,
[02:36] ---
    I'll use the finest spiritual lotus
    to recreate your body.
[02:41] ---
    Alas.
[02:42] ---
    It's a pity
[02:43] ---
    that both Xue Hu and Zhu Zhen have...
[02:47] ---
    Are you sure this is the place, Qing Jiao?
[02:50] ---
    I'm sure.
[02:51] ---
    Before the Master went to live in seclusion,
    he left a secret trick.
[02:54] ---
    He said that if the Faction is in crisis,
[02:56] ---
    we could come here
    to ask his old friend for it.
[03:04] ---
    (Okay.)
[03:04] ---
    (I'll get it for you.)
[03:13] ---
    Wow, it actually exists.
[03:18] ---
    Is this
[03:19] ---
    the legendary...
[03:21] ---
    This is the hope
[03:23] ---
    for our Faction to turn things around.
[03:46] ---
    Hahaha.
[03:48] ---
    Thank you for the praise, sir.
[03:50] ---
    We defeated the Four Emblems Faction
    quickly this time
[03:53] ---
    and Zhuo Yi made the biggest contribution.
[03:55] ---
    Yes, we will bring the other criminals
[03:58] ---
    to justice as soon as possible.
[04:02] ---
    Sir.
[04:02] ---
    Arrest Warrant
[04:03] ---
    Actually, without Senior Huang's help,
[04:04] ---
    I couldn't have done it...
[04:06] ---
    You deserve it, Zhuo Yi.
[04:08] ---
    He has called to tell me
[04:10] ---
    that you're a great commander.
[04:13] ---
    Hahaha.
[04:15] ---
    Oh, by the way, we've also received
[04:17] ---
    an anonymous tip-off
    against the Four Emblems Faction.
[04:19] ---
    According to the tip-off,
[04:21] ---
    it's very likely the Four Emblems Faction
    already has the key to Nüwa's Secret Realm.
[04:25] ---
    Nüwa's Secret Realm.
[04:27] ---
    That's the legendary secret realm.
[04:31] ---
    Chen Nanxuan, the Evil Sword Lord,
    is very skillful
[04:33] ---
    and studied under the same master
    as the Sword Saint.
[04:35] ---
    It's not surprising for him to do this.
[04:39] ---
    These pottery figurines
[04:41] ---
    are all semi-finished products made
    by ancient puppet masters.
[04:44] ---
    Once activated,
[04:46] ---
    they will all become magic wares for combats.
[04:49] ---
    I wonder how many combat pottery figurines
    Xiong Wu can gather.
[04:53] ---
    We can't let him win.
[04:56] ---
    Yes, sir.
[04:58] ---
    This time, the Four Emblems Faction
    is coming in full force.
[05:01] ---
    As the main battlefield,
    Faction 60
[05:03] ---
    has to be on guard.
[05:04] ---
    Since they may use
[05:05] ---
    a large number of combat pottery figurines
    to attack,
[05:08] ---
    the superiors attach great importance
    to this battle.
[05:11] ---
    According to the intelligence analysis,
[05:13] ---
    this time, the Four Emblems Faction
    may attack us from multiple directions
[05:16] ---
    to have us surrounded.
[05:19] ---
    What levels are these figurines at?
[05:21] ---
    Once activated, the combat pottery figurines
[05:24] ---
    unearthed in the Nüwa's Secret Realm
[05:26] ---
    are at the Spiritual Infant level at least.
[05:29] ---
    Spiritual Infant level?
[05:30] ---
    Uh...
[05:32] ---
    To ensure safety,
[05:33] ---
    I suggest we send everybody home right now.
[05:36] ---
    Instructor Pan,
[05:38] ---
    you don't trust me?
[05:41] ---
    Sir, I apologize.
[05:42] ---
    That's not what I mean.
[05:45] ---
    If we sent everyone home now,
[05:48] ---
    it might boost their morale.
[05:51] ---
    These are all old tricks.
[05:53] ---
    I'm here.
[05:54] ---
    If we can't even protect these children,
[05:58] ---
    then I don't deserve to be the Sword Saint.
[06:02] ---
    Ah...
[06:17] ---
    I see.
[06:19] ---
    With abundant spiritual impulses,
[06:20] ---
    the Sword Saint will become young again.
[06:24] ---
    I haven't seen you this serious for so long.
[06:28] ---
    Kang and Pan,
[06:30] ---
    I need you to work hard now.
[06:32] ---
    You mean, the mobilization before the battle?
[06:36] ---
    Yes.
[06:38] ---
    The Sword Saint is here,
[06:39] ---
    we don't have to worry
    about the students' safety.
[06:43] ---
    I think this is a great opportunity
    to unite the faction
[06:47] ---
    and an excellent defense drill.
[06:50] ---
    Sir, you're so thoughtful.
[06:54] ---
    The students have enjoyed peace
    for too long.
[06:58] ---
    They are already adults,
[07:00] ---
    and they should experience
    the hard battles
[07:03] ---
    the seniors have fought.
[07:07] ---
    As you can see,
[07:09] ---
    after the incident of the Shadow Faction,
[07:11] ---
    we're in a battle
    against another faction again.
[07:14] ---
    This morning,
[07:15] ---
    we received a Challenge Order
    from the Four Emblems Faction.
[07:20] ---
    What is a Challenge Order?
[07:22] ---
    I don't know. I've never heard of it.
[07:25] ---
    Never heard of it.
[07:27] ---
    An uncle of mine mentioned it before.
[07:29] ---
    This is like the declaration of war.
[07:31] ---
    Sky Earth Dark Yellow
[07:32] ---
    But our faction is only at the Level Dark.
[07:34] ---
    Generally, only the lower-level factions
[07:36] ---
    would challenge the higher-level factions.
[07:37] ---
    If they succeed, they will be promoted.
[07:40] ---
    In other words,
[07:41] ---
    higher-level factions
[07:42] ---
    have never challenged lower-level factions.
[07:45] ---
    What level is the Four Emblems Faction at?
[07:47] ---
    Level Sky.
[07:49] ---
    So, a Sky-level faction
    is challenging a Dark-level faction?
[07:54] ---
    Sword Master, the Four Emblems Faction
    really thinks highly of us.
[07:59] ---
    Compared to other high-level factions,
[08:01] ---
    we started relatively late,
[08:03] ---
    yet we've gone through a lot nevertheless.
[08:07] ---
    The Shadow Faction incident,
[08:09] ---
    the spiritual sword competition,
[08:11] ---
    and we also suffered losses
    due to the invasion of the demons.
[08:15] ---
    However, please remember
[08:17] ---
    that justice will always prevail.
[08:23] ---
    Faction 60
[08:25] ---
    won't go anywhere.
[08:27] ---
    For today's class,
[08:28] ---
    I'll teach you the collective defense skills.
[08:33] ---
    Also, please write an essay
[08:35] ---
    of no less than 3,000 words
[08:37] ---
    about my passionate speech just now.
[08:41] ---
    Uh...
[08:53] ---
    Order
[08:54] ---
    Ha.
[08:54] ---
    Order
[08:56] ---
    Order
[09:07] ---
    It is said
    that Songhai is on the highest alert.
[09:18] ---
    Brother,
[09:19] ---
    I didn't expect that so many pottery figures
[09:22] ---
    have been summoned from the secret realm.
[09:24] ---
    With the combat pottery figurines,
[09:26] ---
    our combat personnel ratio can reach 10 to 1.
[09:30] ---
    The odds have never been
[09:32] ---
    in my favor like this.
[09:47] ---
    Hahahaha.
[09:50] ---
    The game has just begun.
[09:56] ---
    Report. The fort has detected
    dense spiritual signals in the Death Desert.
[10:00] ---
    He has gathered lots of pottery figurines
    and is heading towards Faction 60.
[10:04] ---
    The Immortal Mobile Team
[10:06] ---
    won't interfere with formal challenges.
[10:08] ---
    However, the Four Emblems Faction is evil.
[10:10] ---
    I've received instructions
[10:11] ---
    to immediately activate
    the emergency joint defense mechanism.
[10:14] ---
    The righteous factions will do everything
[10:17] ---
    to help the friend and stop the foe.
[10:22] ---
    Sir, this is the situation now.
[10:25] ---
    They will pass our faction when traveling
    from the Death Desert to the Faction 60.
[10:30] ---
    Then what are you waiting for?
[10:31] ---
    I heard that Zhuo Yi's master
    is the top cultivator in the Mortal Realm.
[10:36] ---
    I have to do him a favor.
[10:39] ---
    However, our action
    will trigger a chain reaction for sure.
[10:42] ---
    There will be a butterfly effect.
[10:46] ---
    Humph.
[10:52] ---
    Everyone wants to be a friend
    of the top cultivator in the Mortal Realm.
[10:57] ---
    Just rely on yourself then.
[11:02] ---
    Chief Elizabeth.
[11:04] ---
    According to the intelligence,
[11:05] ---
    Xiao Faction is now
    involved in the Faction 60 affair.
[11:11] ---
    Chen, the Chief of the Faction 60
    is an old friend of mine.
[11:15] ---
    We have to help them.
[11:18] ---
    I will never help the Faction 60.
[11:22] ---
    But you can't pass through here either.
[11:26] ---
    Influenced by the Knowledge Faction,
[11:28] ---
    the Kyuumiya Family has also decided
    to help the Faction 60.
[11:32] ---
    Things are getting more and more interesting.
[11:37] ---
    This is my order.
[11:39] ---
    Send our best musician
    to help the Faction 60.
[11:43] ---
    Yes, sir.
[11:52] ---
    As you can see,
[11:53] ---
    this time, the pottery figurine army
    led by Xiong Wu is coming aggressively.
[11:56] ---
    All major factions are trying
    to stop them and help our friend.
[11:59] ---
    The area near Songhai is in chaos.
[12:02] ---
    Such an evil and despicable faction.
    Anyone has the right to punish them.
[12:07] ---
    This is the significance
    of the Association of Cultivators.
[12:11] ---
    Facing evil,
[12:12] ---
    we righteous cultivators are united as one.
[12:16] ---
    This time,
    Faction 60 is facing the evil directly.
[12:19] ---
    I have to help them.
[12:23] ---
    This time, facing the Four Emblems Faction,
[12:25] ---
    we have received help
    from countless fractions.
[12:30] ---
    I've been the instructor for many years,
[12:31] ---
    yet the odds have never been
    in our favor like this.
[12:36] ---
    I believe
    that the instructors have taught you
[12:40] ---
    how to use
    the collective defense skills today.
[12:43] ---
    Tonight, it's time to practice.
[12:47] ---
    Following nature's course,
[12:48] ---
    the immortal path knows no limits!
[12:50] ---
    Following nature's course,
[12:51] ---
    the immortal path knows no limits!
[12:52] ---
    Following nature's course,
[12:53] ---
    the immortal path knows no limits!
[12:57] ---
    Following nature's course,
[12:58] ---
    the immortal path knows no limits!
[13:12] ---
    Great Invisibility.
[13:15] ---
    Sword Master,
    the combat pottery figurines are approaching.
[13:19] ---
    I am here,
[13:21] ---
    don't worry.
[13:37] ---
    Ouch.
[13:39] ---
    Are you okay, Sun Rong?
[13:40] ---
    That's so strong.
[13:42] ---
    Oh no, the pottery figurines are so powerful.
[13:45] ---
    How can Wang Ling handle them on his own?
[13:47] ---
    Trust me,
[13:49] ---
    he will be okay.
[13:53] ---
    Argh!
[14:02] ---
    Froggy 2?
[14:03] ---
    What are you doing here?
[14:05] ---
    Girl,
[14:06] ---
    after all, I practiced
    for more than ten years in the Faction 60.
[14:09] ---
    So I'm a Faction 60 member of course.
[14:13] ---
    Thank you for giving me this chance.
[14:15] ---
    Now, it's our show time.
[14:18] ---
    Ah!
[14:59] ---
    Humph, this faction is so weak.
[15:03] ---
    Can't even stand a single blow.
[15:05] ---
    Flash Spell.
[15:07] ---
    Amplification Spell.
[15:10] ---
    Mixed Magic Spell.
[15:11] ---
    Infinite Sword and Shield Spell.
[15:17] ---
    Stop it,
[15:19] ---
    Xiong Wu.
[15:26] ---
    Ha.
[15:27] ---
    I was wondering who this was.
[15:28] ---
    It's you, uncle.
[15:31] ---
    Uncle, you're too old and too fragile.
[15:34] ---
    If you try to keep the impulses full,
[15:37] ---
    you'll only be closer to death.
[15:47] ---
    Step aside, uncle.
[15:49] ---
    You can't stop my pottery figurine army
[15:51] ---
    on your own.
[15:54] ---
    You don't have the power to stop me.
[15:58] ---
    Humph!
[16:01] ---
    Today,
[16:03] ---
    I will destroy the Faction 60 for sure.
[16:05] ---
    Swords!
[16:08] ---
    I have one hundred thousand swords
[16:11] ---
    and these pottery figurine warriors.
[16:13] ---
    Uncle, how can you stop me?
[16:18] ---
    Sword Master, the time has come.
[16:21] ---
    Yes.
[16:26] ---
    Great Disarmament.
[16:32] ---
    The Way of Heaven?
[16:40] ---
    No...
[17:01] ---
    No wonder you're the Sword Saint.
[17:02] ---
    You hammered Xiong Wu on your own.
[17:05] ---
    I've become the stand-in.
[17:09] ---
    Have you also anticipated this?

E9 - Rong Is in Dander
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[00:23] ---
    Froggy 2.
[00:25] ---
    What do you want for your birthday?
[00:28] ---
    Birthday egg,
[00:29] ---
    followers
[00:30] ---
    and comments on our animation.
    Can I get them?
SIGN    Adapted from the story of the same name by Ku Xuan from Qidian of China Literature The Daily Life of the Immortal King
[00:39] ---
    Four Emblems Cave
[00:41] ---
    East South West North
    SEAL
[00:47] ---
    Master Immortal Zhuo,
[00:48] ---
    the den of the Four Emblems Faction
    has been sealed off.
[00:51] ---
    Are you sure it's completely sealed?
[00:55] ---
    Every corner has been checked.
[00:58] ---
    No one can enter except
    the members of the Immortal Mobile Team.
[01:01] ---
    This time,
[01:02] ---
    the Four Emblems Faction was all arrested.
[01:06] ---
    You can take a good rest,
    Master Immortal Zhuo.
[01:08] ---
    Alas.
[01:10] ---
    No.
[01:11] ---
    It's not the time for rest.
[01:14] ---
    Hahaha.
[01:16] ---
    Come on.
[01:16] ---
    All four leaders of the Four Emblems Faction
    were captured.
[01:19] ---
    Their faction is in decline.
[01:20] ---
    DEMON
[01:20] ---
    With the assistance of
    the magic wares from Lord Thunder,
[01:23] ---
    Four Emblems Cave
[01:23] ---
    we will complete the task
    of guarding the Great Karst Cave.
[01:27] ---
    We will
[01:28] ---
    succeed.
[01:33] ---
    Call Duration
[01:36] ---
    Base to Group A.
[01:38] ---
    Base to Group A.
[01:51] ---
    Who said there were only four cultivators
[01:53] ---
    of the Four Emblems Faction?
[01:56] ---
    Ha.
[02:09] ---
    Raccoon Crispy Instant Noodle
[02:10] ---
    Raccoon Crispy Instant Noodle
    Golden Collector's Edition
[02:17] ---
    Collector's edition.
[02:20] ---
    Thank you, Brother Wang. I'll keep it.
[02:23] ---
    Collector's edition
[02:24] ---
    crispy instant noodle.
[02:26] ---
    This is what he cherishes the most, right?
[02:29] ---
    Cultivation Reserve Bank
[02:37] ---
    Hi. I'm here to withdraw my time deposit.
[02:42] ---
    Well,
[02:43] ---
    I'm sorry, sir.
[02:44] ---
    Because of the influence
    of the Demon World War,
[02:46] ---
    your spiritual coins have
    all been sublimated.
[02:48] ---
    What? No way!
[02:51] ---
    What about the fund I bought?
[02:54] ---
    Sorry, sir.
[02:55] ---
    It's also sublimated.
[02:58] ---
    What?
[03:07] ---
    Ha-ha.
[03:10] ---
    Miss Sun, are you here
    for the insurance business?
[03:13] ---
    This way, please.
[03:15] ---
    This is our latest vault.
[03:18] ---
    Storing items inside
[03:20] ---
    is absolutely safe.
[03:22] ---
    To open the vault,
[03:24] ---
    the two key balls of Yin and Yang
[03:27] ---
    must be placed into the plate
    at the same time.
[03:33] ---
    This is the way to open
    the outermost door of the vault.
[03:40] ---
    How many floors
[03:41] ---
    are there in the vault?
[03:43] ---
    Huh.
[03:44] ---
    We customize it based on
    the client's needs and insurance rating.
[03:48] ---
    This is the first floor.
[03:49] ---
    The strictest security is on the 49th floor.
[03:53] ---
    You're worthy of the name.
[03:54] ---
    The insurance measures of the
    Cultivation Reserve Bank are confidential.
[03:57] ---
    By the portal formation,
[03:59] ---
    we can easily reach the desired floor.
[04:02] ---
    But only the staff knows the shortcut
[04:03] ---
    to the right number of floors.
[04:09] ---
    Miss Sun,
[04:10] ---
    please come with me.
[04:17] ---
    See?
[04:18] ---
    As you see, Miss Sun,
[04:20] ---
    this is the exclusive
    pill-refining furnace of Mr. Sun.
[04:22] ---
    All the valuables of the Sun Family
[04:24] ---
    are sealed in it.
[04:27] ---
    I think the last insurance item
    that Mr. Sun deposited was...
[04:31] ---
    I see.
[04:32] ---
    It was a quality magic wares in secret realm.
    Mr. Sun obtained it from a cultivator.
[04:37] ---
    Lost Prayer to the Blessed Winds
[04:37] ---
    Lost Prayer to the Blessed Winds.
[04:39] ---
    Well,
[04:40] ---
    I feel like I've heard that before.
[04:43] ---
    Haha.
[04:45] ---
    Mr. Sun
[04:46] ---
    always buys magic wares
    from cultivators in secret realms.
[04:49] ---
    This magic wares came
    from the Archetype Impact Secret Realm.
[04:53] ---
    Haha.
[04:54] ---
    Miss Sun, what kind of treasure
[04:55] ---
    do you want to store this time?
[04:58] ---
    If it's a particularly valuable treasure,
[05:00] ---
    the premium will be slightly higher.
[05:10] ---
    It's so dazzling.
[05:12] ---
    So powerful spiritual power.
    Is it...
[05:14] ---
    a phase-level magic wares?
[05:17] ---
    I want to store this.
[05:19] ---
    Can I?
[05:23] ---
    Is it
[05:24] ---
    Raccoon Crispy Instant Noodle
    Golden Collector's Edition
[05:24] ---
    what you want to store?
[05:29] ---
    It's...
[05:31] ---
    Can't I?
[05:33] ---
    Rong, are you fine?
[05:35] ---
    What?
[05:37] ---
    Grandfather,
[05:38] ---
    what are you doing here?
[05:39] ---
    It's great.
[05:43] ---
    I want to store one thing.
[05:46] ---
    So...
[05:47] ---
    Mr. Sun, what is the insurance item
    you want to deposit?
[05:50] ---
    I want to deposit my granddaughter
    Sun Rong in insurance for three days.
[05:56] ---
    Be sure to keep her under
    close protection in this furnace.
[05:59] ---
    No one is allowed to attach her.
[06:03] ---
    What?
[07:42] ---
    Episode 9
    Rong Is in Dander
[07:45] ---
    Way of Heaven Square
[07:46] ---
    Urgent news.
[07:48] ---
    Sun Yiyuan, chairman of FFWC Group,
    announced
[07:51] ---
    that Sun Rong,
    his eldest granddaughter,
[07:53] ---
    would be temporarily sealed in
    the pill-refining furnace for safekeeping.
[07:55] ---
    It is reported...
[07:56] ---
    Kids, dear, come for dinner.
[07:56] ---
    ...the reason for the plan by
    Flower Fruit Water Curtain Group is...
[07:59] ---
    
[07:59] ---
    It's related to Huang Long,
    the hidden member of Four Emblems Faction.
[08:04] ---
    Yesterday,
[08:05] ---
    Sun Yiyuan, chairman
    of Flower Fruit Water Curtain Group
[08:07] ---
    got an assassination letter.
SIGN    Three days later at 0:00 a.m.
    Steal the life of Sun Rong,
    the eldest granddaughter of Sun Family.
    Thief in the Moonlight
    Huang Long
[08:09] ---
    It clearly stated that the life of Sun Rong,
    the eldest granddaughter of the Sun Family,
[08:12] ---
    would be stolen at midnight three days later.
[08:18] ---
    What do you think about this?
[08:21] ---
    For all I know,
[08:22] ---
    Huang Long is a stealing cultivator.
[08:24] ---
    He appeared now
[08:26] ---
    to do his former business.
[08:29] ---
    I heard his power was
    significantly increased.
[08:33] ---
    How did he do it?
[08:34] ---
    Well.
[08:35] ---
    The Great Karst Cave is the stronghold
    of Four Emblems Faction.
[08:39] ---
    It looks ordinary, but it's connected to
    a fertile underground spiritual vein.
[08:43] ---
    So before Huang Long's appearance,
[08:47] ---
    he was retreating to the Great Karst Cave.
[08:50] ---
    He hid in a table in the conference room
[08:53] ---
    of the Great Karst Cave to cultivate.
[08:54] ---
    He grew by absorbing
    the spiritual veins of the earth.
[08:58] ---
    Miss Sun is dangerous this time.
[09:04] ---
    I suggest
[09:05] ---
    that we should restart the flame
    of pill-refining furnace
[09:07] ---
    to promote Miss Sun
    to cultivate in a short time.
[09:10] ---
    I agree.
[09:12] ---
    She was the descendant of the Sun Family.
[09:14] ---
    With the boost of flame,
[09:16] ---
    maybe she can get the Sharp Eyes
[09:20] ---
    like their ancestor of the Sun Family.
[09:23] ---
    Well, I suggest
[09:26] ---
    maybe you don't have to
    give any suggestions.
[09:27] ---
    Three hours before
    the announced stealing time
[09:30] ---
    You're best friends of Rong.
[09:33] ---
    At this critical moment,
[09:35] ---
    you can still visit her without
    fearing Huang Long.
[09:38] ---
    You're so kind.
[09:44] ---
    But Mr. Sun,
[09:46] ---
    it's not a long-term solution
[09:48] ---
    to seal Sister Sun in a furnace.
[09:50] ---
    Chao,
[09:51] ---
    you don't know that.
[09:53] ---
    Huang Long was once known
    as the thief in the moonlight.
[09:57] ---
    As long as he wants to steal,
[09:59] ---
    the magic wares will disappear
    at the promised time.
[10:02] ---
    No mistake.
[10:04] ---
    Wow.
[10:05] ---
    Hao, you're informed.
[10:08] ---
    My uncle told me that.
[10:14] ---
    Can we see Rong now?
[10:18] ---
    It is said that Huang Long knew 72 changes.
[10:22] ---
    In order to avoid him
    pretending to be others,
[10:24] ---
    Rong must be isolated alone.
[10:27] ---
    But there are other options.
[10:32] ---
    Yes, sir.
[10:38] ---
    Everyone, thanks for visiting me.
[10:42] ---
    But now I'm still in the furnace.
[10:44] ---
    What?
[10:45] ---
    Is this inside the pill-refining furnace?
[10:48] ---
    Not your bedroom?
[10:49] ---
    Yes. Grandfather asked a master
    to crave the interior space
[10:53] ---
    the same as my bedroom in the real world.
[10:55] ---
    Come on.
[10:57] ---
    The inside of the furnace is so exquisite.
[10:59] ---
    Wi-Fi is also available.
[11:01] ---
    Mr. Sun is considerate.
[11:03] ---
    You must have sufficient supplies, right?
[11:07] ---
    Grandfather prepared
[11:09] ---
    Nutrition Pills with various tastes.
[11:11] ---
    Oranges Red Wine Radix Isatidis
    Chocolate Shrimp
[11:11] ---
    There are fruit-flavored, seafood-flavored
[11:13] ---
    and Radix Isatidis-flavored.
[11:15] ---
    Crave space with spells.
[11:18] ---
    The creator
    with powerful space-controlling ability
[11:21] ---
    must be a high-level cultivator.
[11:27] ---
    We are now two hours and two minutes
[11:31] ---
    from the time announced by Huang Long.
[11:32] ---
    Well, we can't help anything else.
[11:35] ---
    But we can chat with you here.
[11:38] ---
    Yes. I don't believe that at midnight,
[11:40] ---
    Sister Sun will disappear like magic.
[11:49] ---
    As you can see,
[11:50] ---
    we are on the periphery
[11:52] ---
    of the Cultivation Reserve Bank.
[11:54] ---
    Today, the Cultivation Reserve Bank
[11:56] ---
    has activated the highest level of security
[11:58] ---
    since its opening
[11:59] ---
    to secure Miss Sun.
[12:01] ---
    But Huang Long, who cultivated stealing,
    never missed.
[12:04] ---
    Now the result is still unpredictable.
[12:06] ---
    We have 18 minutes
    until the announced stealing time.
[12:09] ---
    We will continue to report this story to you.
[12:13] ---
    Mater Immortal Zhuo, we're ready.
[12:16] ---
    The key balls to the Eight Trigrams Plate
[12:17] ---
    were held by Mr. Sun
[12:18] ---
    and his friend Lord Thunder.
[12:22] ---
    Have the interior spaces been emptied?
[12:24] ---
    Well, according to life detection radar,
[12:27] ---
    all personnel inside the Cultivation
    Reserve Bank have been cleared.
[12:30] ---
    In order to prevent Huang Long
    from invading from the ground,
[12:32] ---
    my colleagues have called Marmots
[12:35] ---
    to keep checking the surrounding soil.
[12:38] ---
    Whenever Marmot sees something unusual,
[12:39] ---
    it will sound
[12:41] ---
    an alarm
[12:43] ---
    like "Arrrrgh".
[12:44] ---
    Good job.
[12:46] ---
    Five minutes left now.
[12:47] ---
    We must not relax.
[12:48] ---
    Yes, sir.
[12:53] ---
    You left the group in the name
    of walking the dog.
[12:55] ---
    Are you ready to take action?
[12:58] ---
    It's not my time to do it.
[13:00] ---
    He already knew.
[13:04] ---
    I will see.
[13:09] ---
    It's Rong's room.
[13:10] ---
    Do you want to go in?
[13:11] ---
    It's rude.
[13:12] ---
    Froggy 2, let's go.
[13:14] ---
    Come on.
[13:16] ---
    Hey.
[13:17] ---
    Don't go.
[13:18] ---
    Come in.
[13:21] ---
    The space in the furnace is actually
[13:23] ---
    the same layout as here.
[14:02] ---
    What?
[14:03] ---
    What?
[14:05] ---
    Sister Sun...
[14:07] ---
    disappeared.
[14:09] ---
    Arrrgh!
[14:13] ---
    Miss Sun, I finally got you.
[14:17] ---
    I've investigated
[14:19] ---
    that all of the causes
    are from a user named Agan.
[14:23] ---
    And you're the cardholder.
[14:27] ---
    Four Emblems Faction has lost many disciples.
[14:30] ---
    Today, you have to pay the price.
[14:34] ---
    How did you
[14:36] ---
    do it?
[14:38] ---
    The low-level restraining spell
    of Immortal Mobile Team
[14:41] ---
    can't prevent me, a cultivator
    in True Immortal Phase.
[14:44] ---
    Qing Jiao specializes in spatial spells.
[14:46] ---
    And I
[14:48] ---
    have the ability of all
    my four poor brothers.
[14:52] ---
    By the way,
[14:56] ---
    I'm the creator
[14:59] ---
    of this caved pill-refining furnace.
[15:02] ---
    Hahaha.
[15:04] ---
    Fear of me.
[15:07] ---
    Once you fall into my spiritual space,
[15:09] ---
    you will never escape.
[15:11] ---
    Restricting Spell.
[15:22] ---
    In my spiritual space,
[15:24] ---
    I'm
[15:26] ---
    the immortal.
[15:29] ---
    Rong.
[15:30] ---
    Don't be scared.
[15:31] ---
    I'm here.
[15:33] ---
    Brother Wang.
[15:34] ---
    I wanted to come directly.
[15:36] ---
    But his spatial framework is too weak.
[15:38] ---
    Once I walk in,
[15:39] ---
    it will collapse.
[15:41] ---
    Brother Wang.
[15:43] ---
    What is your realm?
[15:45] ---
    Rong, we have no time.
[15:48] ---
    Eat the pack of crispy instant noodles.
[15:49] ---
    What?
[15:49] ---
    Raccoon Crispy Instant Noodle
    Golden Collector's Edition
[15:50] ---
    This one?
[15:52] ---
    Yes.
[15:54] ---
    Haha.
[15:55] ---
    Ha.
[15:57] ---
    You're still eating junk food
    right before you die.
[16:09] ---
    Impossible!
[16:16] ---
    This... This is...
[16:23] ---
    Immortal King Mode.
[16:26] ---
    To be continued.

E10 - Start Immortal King Mode
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[00:23] ---
    Froggy 2.
[00:25] ---
    What do you want for your birthday?
[00:28] ---
    Birthday egg,
[00:29] ---
    followers
[00:30] ---
    and comments on our animation.
    Can I get them?
SIGN    Adapted from the story of the same name by Ku Xuan from Qidian of China Literature The Daily Life of the Immortal King
[02:12] ---
    Episode 10
    Start Immortal King Mode
[02:16] ---
    So powerful spiritual impulses.
[02:23] ---
    I can feel
[02:25] ---
    that my spiritual impulses are pouring out.
[02:28] ---
    Brother Wang.
[02:29] ---
    What happened?
[02:32] ---
    Rong.
[02:33] ---
    After eating Sword Master's
    collector edition crispy instant noodle,
[02:36] ---
    you will share part of the spiritual impulses
    in Sword Master's sealed state.
[02:39] ---
    How much is
[02:40] ---
    the part of the spiritual impulses?
[02:43] ---
    10% of your spiritual impulses?
[02:47] ---
    One-tenth of a billion
    of my spiritual impulses.
[02:49] ---
    What?
[02:51] ---
    Oh, my!
[02:53] ---
    Rong.
[02:54] ---
    Are you ready?
[02:57] ---
    Yes.
[02:59] ---
    Brother Wang.
[03:15] ---
    My secondary realm-level spiritual sword
[03:17] ---
    is
[03:18] ---
    broken.
[03:22] ---
    Cultivation Reserve Bank
[03:25] ---
    What?
[03:26] ---
    Mr. Sun disappeared.
[03:29] ---
    The thief in the moonlight is so scary.
[03:34] ---
    The reserve power is connected.
[03:41] ---
    Thank you for all of your concerns.
[03:43] ---
    I'm fine.
[03:48] ---
    The thief in the moonlight failed.
[03:51] ---
    So it was just a power failure.
[03:59] ---
    By the way,
[04:00] ---
    don't you think Sister Sun
    looks a little weird?
[04:05] ---
    Not really.
[04:07] ---
    I think she is fine.
[04:09] ---
    Maybe I'm wrong.
[04:11] ---
    I think Sister Sun
[04:13] ---
    is nervous.
[04:17] ---
    Hahaha.
[04:19] ---
    Good job, Zhuo Yi.
[04:20] ---
    You stopped Huang Long from stealing.
[04:23] ---
    You've done another great job.
[04:25] ---
    Sir, it's not...
[04:27] ---
    Come on.
[04:30] ---
    You're humble.
[04:31] ---
    You always take precautions.
[04:34] ---
    So you know where Huang Long is, right?
[04:37] ---
    I'll try my best.
[04:40] ---
    Haha.
[04:40] ---
    Wait for your good news.
[04:46] ---
    Master Immortal Zhuo.
[04:47] ---
    Oh.
[04:48] ---
    Senior Jing, you're really the king
    of spiritual soul.
[04:50] ---
    You can manifest
    through different swords.
[04:52] ---
    Don't worry.
[04:53] ---
    Sword Master is commanding Miss Sun
    to fight against Huang Long.
[04:56] ---
    Sister Sun is fighting
    against Huang Long?
[05:02] ---
    So it's Froggy 2 on the air
[05:04] ---
    right now?
[05:06] ---
    Yes.
[05:07] ---
    I'll sync the battle footage to your iPad.
[05:10] ---
    Please immediately organize people
    to the coordinate location.
[05:14] ---
    The battle will be over in three minutes.
[05:26] ---
    My art of great transfiguration
[05:29] ---
    can't last long.
[05:31] ---
    Don't worry.
[05:32] ---
    I'm here.
[05:41] ---
    So abundant spiritual force.
    You're powerful.
[05:46] ---
    How long do I have to keep it?
[05:50] ---
    It'll be over soon.
[05:51] ---
    Huang Long will see his brothers in hell.
[05:54] ---
    Primordial genuine impulses?
[05:56] ---
    It's the second most powerful source of power
    for high-phase cultivators.
[05:59] ---
    How could a cultivator
[06:01] ---
    in Foundation Phase know this?
[06:09] ---
    She can grab the sword impulses
    of True Immortal Phase.
[06:14] ---
    Ha.
[06:19] ---
    I see.
[06:21] ---
    That crispy instant noodle
    must be added some art.
[06:25] ---
    So you can get power that
    is not yours in a short time.
[06:28] ---
    Cultivators under True Immortal Phase
    are weak.
[06:34] ---
    You're just a cultivator in Foundation Phase.
[06:36] ---
    I'm not scared of you.
[06:41] ---
    I guess that
[06:42] ---
    this pack of crispy instant noodle
[06:44] ---
    will cost your life.
[06:46] ---
    I didn't feel sick at all.
[06:49] ---
    Don't compare me to
[06:50] ---
    those of you who grow
    by destroying the spiritual veins the nature.
[06:55] ---
    And,
[06:57] ---
    even if it means costing my life,
    as a descendant of the Sun Family,
[07:01] ---
    I'd like to eradicate the evils
[07:04] ---
    on behalf of the cultivators
    on the righteous path.
[07:10] ---
    This space
[07:12] ---
    is cracked.
[07:17] ---
    So quickly.
[07:18] ---
    Ninefold Sword Shield.
[07:22] ---
    Ha.
[07:29] ---
    Argh.
[07:40] ---
    There is often a special resonance
    among swordsmasters.
[07:45] ---
    (The Sword Saint, who has been searching
    for a successor in Faction 60 for days,)
[07:49] ---
    (has now found some clues.)
[07:54] ---
    Yes.
[07:55] ---
    It's the sword impulse of Huang Long.
[07:58] ---
    Yes.
[08:00] ---
    He is a cultivator near
    the True Immortal Phase now.
[08:02] ---
    Huang Long is the most favorite student
    of my brother.
[08:05] ---
    If he didn't go evil,
[08:07] ---
    he would reach the
    True Immortal Phase someday.
[08:12] ---
    What a pity!
[08:13] ---
    Huang Long has destroyed
    the natural environment.
[08:16] ---
    He violated the True Immortal Convention,
[08:18] ---
    so he was destined to fail.
[08:22] ---
    I heard that there is also
    a condensed version of the Wordless Book,
[08:26] ---
    which is more precious
    than the Great Wordless Book.
[08:28] ---
    It can show the sword battles in the world.
[08:31] ---
    As long as the Great Wordless Book
    is properly maintained,
[08:33] ---
    the Small Wordless Book
    will not need maintenance.
[08:36] ---
    Back then, the Infinite Sword Faction
    sold the Great Wordless Book
[08:40] ---
    to our faction to save a maintenance fee.
[08:45] ---
    But only those who have fought against me
[08:49] ---
    can I witness their sword battle
    through the Wordless Book.
[08:55] ---
    I see.
[08:56] ---
    So the Small Wordless Book
    shows only Huang Long.
[09:00] ---
    Do you still think that the man fighting
[09:03] ---
    Huang Long now is
    a disciple of Faction 60?
[09:07] ---
    I can't say.
[09:08] ---
    But I saw
[09:10] ---
    that someone from Faction 60 used
    the art of Splitting the Heaven Door.
[09:14] ---
    Haha, senior, maybe you were wrong.
[09:18] ---
    If someone really used that art,
[09:20] ---
    how could Faction 60 be intact?
[09:23] ---
    And,
[09:24] ---
    Faction 60 is just an ordinary faction.
[09:28] ---
    Alas.
[09:29] ---
    Whether he's from Faction 60 or not,
[09:32] ---
    I'm sure I'll find him.
[09:38] ---
    With the interface connector,
[09:41] ---
    it deserves to be
    the modern cultivation magic ware.
[09:43] ---
    So you want to...
[09:46] ---
    Broadcast live.
[09:47] ---
    I don't know who is fighting Huang Long,
[09:52] ---
    but maybe the bullet comment
[09:55] ---
    will give us the answer.
[10:00] ---
    According to our reliable sources,
[10:01] ---
    Yi Jianchuan, Sword Saint of Huaxiu,
    has found Huang Long.
[10:04] ---
    Huang Long is fighting a mysterious
    cultivator in the Spiritual Space.
[10:08] ---
    Look!
[10:09] ---
    Sword Saint of Huaxiu is on the air.
[10:10] ---
    Huang Long is fighting
    a mysterious cultivator.
[10:13] ---
    Sword Saint Live
[10:13] ---
    (Why is it the stickman version?)
[10:15] ---
    (Only those who have fought
    with Sword Saint can be shown.)
[10:18] ---
    (This stickman is Huang Long.)
[10:19] ---
    (Look!)
[10:20] ---
    (Huang Long was blown away.)
[10:22] ---
    Isn't he in the True Immortal Phase?
[10:23] ---
    How powerful this mysterious
    cultivator must be!
[10:26] ---
    Rong was safe
[10:28] ---
    because someone intervened in advance
    to fight Huang Long?
[10:31] ---
    It's quite possible.
[10:34] ---
    Huang Long never missed.
[10:36] ---
    But who is this man?
[10:38] ---
    Is it Ling?
[10:40] ---
    I found that he disappeared
    in every critical moment.
[10:44] ---
    Brother Chen, you're thinking too much.
[10:46] ---
    Brother Wang's spiritual force
    is only in five-level.
[10:49] ---
    Yes.
[10:50] ---
    If Ling had seen more of the master's combat,
[10:52] ---
    his spiritual force wouldn't be so poor.
[10:54] ---
    You're right.
[10:55] ---
    Leave him alone.
[10:56] ---
    He should be back soon
    from walking the dog.
[10:58] ---
    Is it
[11:00] ---
    really him?
[11:05] ---
    He can move freely in Huang Long's
    spiritual space and even hurt him.
[11:10] ---
    Yes.
[11:11] ---
    He's powerful.
[11:13] ---
    The spiritual space is an independent space
[11:15] ---
    that only cultivators in
    True Immortal Phase can create.
[11:19] ---
    Once a cultivator is sucked into it
    by the master of the spiritual space,
[11:22] ---
    it's difficult to move,
[11:23] ---
    let alone fight.
[11:26] ---
    In the spiritual space,
[11:27] ---
    the master of the space
[11:29] ---
    is the king.
[11:31] ---
    But this cultivator is not only immune
    to the limitations of the space
[11:34] ---
    but also hurts Huang Long.
[11:36] ---
    Yes.
[11:37] ---
    He is too powerful to see.
[11:42] ---
    Lord Thunder, you're informed.
[11:44] ---
    What do know about him?
[11:45] ---
    Hahaha.
[11:47] ---
    Come on, Instructor Wang.
[11:48] ---
    I can't know this powerful cultivator.
[11:51] ---
    Wait.
[11:52] ---
    I really saw a powerful cultivator.
[11:56] ---
    What happened?
[11:57] ---
    The supporter behind Zhuo Yi
[11:59] ---
    is a child.
[12:01] ---
    Whatever.
[12:03] ---
    I'm the only one
[12:05] ---
    who knows how to break the seal of gourd.
[12:09] ---
    How powerful!
[12:11] ---
    He broke the ancient seal by force.
[12:15] ---
    Couldn't it be
[12:16] ---
    Wang Ling?
[12:18] ---
    Who do you think he is?
[12:21] ---
    I'm not.
[12:24] ---
    Instructor Wang, look.
[12:25] ---
    Huang Long seemed to be fighting back.
[12:34] ---
    How can you still move freely
    in my spiritual space?
[12:38] ---
    There is really a powerful cultivator
    like you in the Cultivation Realm.
[12:42] ---
    Unfortunately,
[12:43] ---
    it's not your power.
[12:45] ---
    Every action you make when
    you break through the limits
[12:49] ---
    of your body must be suffering.
[12:52] ---
    Hahaha.
[12:54] ---
    The only way to get out of the
    spiritual space is to kill the master.
[13:00] ---
    You're young.
[13:02] ---
    If you kill me, your cultivation heart
    will also be impacted.
[13:05] ---
    Your future cultivation will be hindered.
[13:08] ---
    Oh, no.
[13:09] ---
    Sword Master and Rong.
[13:11] ---
    He sounds dumb-smacked.
[13:13] ---
    Rong.
[13:14] ---
    Don't listen to him.
[13:16] ---
    I know, Brother Wang.
[13:19] ---
    Hahaha.
[13:23] ---
    Ha.
[13:26] ---
    Ha.
[14:24] ---
    Ha!
[14:54] ---
    So powerful.
[14:55] ---
    I think his next move will
    be the most powerful.
[14:58] ---
    Brother Wang, what should I do?
[15:00] ---
    You just need to apply
[15:02] ---
    what you have learned.
[15:10] ---
    This time
[15:12] ---
    I will
[15:14] ---
    die with you.
[15:28] ---
    Huang Long,
[15:29] ---
    you've
[15:30] ---
    been arrested.
[15:41] ---
    Yes. That's it.
[15:45] ---
    Hahaha, I have found you.
[15:54] ---
    Who?
[15:55] ---
    Who punched me?
[16:02] ---
    You
[16:03] ---
    deal with him.
[16:04] ---
    Yes,
[16:05] ---
    Master.
[16:07] ---
    Huang Long,
[16:08] ---
    you've been arrested.
[16:15] ---
    It's back to normal.
[16:18] ---
    Rong, it's your first time eating
    collector edition crispy instant noodles.
[16:20] ---
    Its buff only lasts about three minutes.
[16:22] ---
    I see.
[16:26] ---
    Raccoon Crispy Instant Noodle
[16:27] ---
    Brother Wang.
[16:28] ---
    This pack of crispy instant noodles...
[16:31] ---
    It's a reward
[16:33] ---
    for maintaining world peace.
[16:35] ---
    Thank you, Brother Wang.
[16:44] ---
    Brother Wang,
[16:45] ---
    it's hard to
[16:47] ---
    maintain world peace, huh?
[16:49] ---
    The world we live in
[16:51] ---
    is too fragile.
[16:53] ---
    That's why
[16:54] ---
    it's all the more important for us to
    do everything we can to protect it.
[16:57] ---
    Right?
[17:00] ---
    Brother Wang.
[17:02] ---
    I have something to tell you.
[17:13] ---
    I know
[17:14] ---
    it's you.
[17:18] ---
    Instructor Yi, why are you here?
[17:23] ---
    In addition to being
    the physical art teacher of Faction 60,
[17:26] ---
    I'm also Sword Saint of Huaxiu.
[17:28] ---
    Sword Saint of Huaxiu?
[17:30] ---
    I've been observing for a long time.
[17:32] ---
    You are the heir I am looking for.
[17:36] ---
    Senior, are you mistaken?
[17:39] ---
    Impossible.
[17:41] ---
    You have the same aura as the powerhouse
    who appeared in the Faction 60 last time.
[17:46] ---
    That's a powerful spiritual impulse.
[17:49] ---
    Raccoon Crispy Instant Noodle
[17:50] ---
    There was also a faint whiff
    of pepper powder.
[17:54] ---
    What?
[17:56] ---
    So far, Miss Sun,
[17:57] ---
    do you still say
    that you don't know swordsmanship?
[18:00] ---
    Senior, do you want me to be the
    disciple of Infinite Sword Faction?
[18:05] ---
    You're too powerful
[18:07] ---
    to be my disciple.
[18:12] ---
    Miss Sun, if you agree,
[18:14] ---
    you can be the new leader
    of Infinite Sword Faction.
[18:17] ---
    What?
[18:18] ---
    Infinite Sword Faction
[18:20] ---
    will revive its name
[18:22] ---
    under your leadership.
[18:24] ---
    What?

E11 - Birth of Evil Sword Lord
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[00:23] ---
    Froggy 2.
[00:25] ---
    What do you want for your birthday?
[00:28] ---
    Birthday egg,
[00:29] ---
    followers
[00:30] ---
    and comments on our animation.
    Can I get them?
[00:33] ---
    Adapted from the story of the same name
    by Ku Xuan from Qidian of China Literature
    The Daily Life of the Immortal King
[02:13] ---
    Episode 11
    Birth of Evil Sword Lord
[02:24] ---
    Enemy...
[02:26] ---
    Enemy strike.
[02:27] ---
    Call Duration
[02:31] ---
    My dear disciples.
[02:33] ---
    Your master
[02:35] ---
    is coming back.
[02:43] ---
    Tell me.
[02:44] ---
    What is going on?
[02:48] ---
    I would never
[02:50] ---
    betray Mobile Team.
[02:54] ---
    Argh.
[02:55] ---
    Argh!
[03:02] ---
    Tell me everything you know.
[03:06] ---
    Yes,
[03:07] ---
    master.
[03:09] ---
    GYM
[03:19] ---
    Okay.
[03:20] ---
    Next group.
[03:23] ---
    Come on, Ling.
[03:30] ---
    Xiaoyu.
[03:31] ---
    Why are you training with Froggy 2?
[03:33] ---
    Rong asked for leave again at noon.
[03:35] ---
    That's why I can only practice with Froggy 2.
[03:37] ---
    Little girl.
[03:38] ---
    Don't look down on me.
[03:40] ---
    I was a demon.
[03:41] ---
    Argh.
[03:45] ---
    Brother Froggy 2, Instructor once taught us
[03:47] ---
    that don't desert when fighting.
[03:51] ---
    Illusion art.
[03:52] ---
    When did...
[03:53] ---
    Oh, my.
[03:55] ---
    You're too young.
[04:00] ---
    By the way,
[04:01] ---
    Sister Sun has asked for
    leave several times this term.
[04:03] ---
    Is she in trouble?
[04:05] ---
    Ouch.
[04:05] ---
    Pay attention in training.
[04:08] ---
    I'm getting serious.
[04:09] ---
    Take my art, Ling.
[04:11] ---
    Come on.
[04:15] ---
    Ling.
[04:16] ---
    You look frail,
[04:17] ---
    but why are you so heavy?
[04:21] ---
    Oh, my.
[04:23] ---
    Is his major an immortal cultivation
    or acting?
[04:23] ---
    Is Brother Wang's major
    an immortal cultivation or acting?
[04:27] ---
    Well,
[04:28] ---
    did everyone get the text message?
[04:29] ---
    Brother Zhuo invited us to visit
[04:32] ---
    the latest immersive theater at weekends.
[04:33] ---
    Immersive theater?
[04:35] ---
    That's an immersive performance based on
    the battle of the ancient cultivators.
[04:39] ---
    It's good for cultivation.
[04:41] ---
    The theme of this drama is sword immortal.
[04:43] ---
    We can witness the ancient battle
    of Sword Immortal Fan Rui.
[04:50] ---
    Sword Saint, thanks for visiting us.
[04:55] ---
    I picked this thousand-year immortal peach
[04:58] ---
    to share with you.
[05:00] ---
    It helps with constipation.
[05:04] ---
    Alas.
[05:04] ---
    Mr. Sun.
[05:06] ---
    I'm here to invite Rong
[05:08] ---
    to take charge of Infinite Sword Faction.
[05:13] ---
    Haha, Sword Saint,
[05:16] ---
    you think highly of my granddaughter.
[05:19] ---
    Believe it or not.
[05:22] ---
    Rong defeated Huang Long.
[05:26] ---
    You mean...
[05:28] ---
    The mysterious cultivator who fought against
    the Huang Long that day was my granddaughter?
[05:33] ---
    Exactly.
[05:35] ---
    Sword Saint, you mean that
[05:38] ---
    I, a cultivator in Foundation Phase, defeated
    a cultivator in True Immortal Phase.
[05:41] ---
    Hahahahaha.
[05:48] ---
    Sword Saint,
[05:50] ---
    don't make such funny jokes.
[05:55] ---
    I know
[05:57] ---
    Evil Sword Lord Chen Nanxuan
[05:59] ---
    wanted to be the leader of
    Infinite Sword Faction for a long time.
[06:02] ---
    Sword Saint, are you trying to
    put my granddaughter in danger?
[06:08] ---
    I didn't mean that.
[06:10] ---
    Enough, Sword Saint.
[06:12] ---
    Rong is my only granddaughter.
[06:15] ---
    I don't want her to take any risks.
[06:19] ---
    Mr. Sun, I know you won't believe
[06:22] ---
    anything I say now.
[06:24] ---
    But I'll prove it to you.
[06:27] ---
    Your granddaughter is a genius.
[06:33] ---
    Sword Saint,
[06:35] ---
    please take this theater ticket.
[06:38] ---
    I know
[06:40] ---
    it's the hit immersive theater.
[06:44] ---
    It's based on the story of Sword Immortal
    and Infinite Sword Faction.
[06:47] ---
    Okay. Since you invited me,
[06:50] ---
    I'll go there.
[06:52] ---
    Although I can't be the leader,
[06:55] ---
    I believe
    that Infinite Sword Faction will revive.
[07:03] ---
    Brother Wang,
[07:03] ---
    Master.
[07:04] ---
    Master, all the invitations
    have been sent out.
[07:04] ---
    SoonLink
    Brother Wang, I gave the ticket to him.
[07:04] ---
    I gave the ticket to him.
[07:06] ---
    OK.
[07:06] ---
    OK.
[07:06] ---
    OK.
[07:11] ---
    Ling.
[07:12] ---
    We are going to
    the hospital for a checkup.
[07:13] ---
    Can you and Froggy 2 stay home?
[07:16] ---
    Don't worry.
[07:18] ---
    Father,
[07:19] ---
    how about I use the observation art...
[07:21] ---
    No need.
[07:24] ---
    All right?
[07:25] ---
    Yes. We will be back soon.
[07:40] ---
    Well,
[07:41] ---
    you don't need to wear goggles,
    do you?
[07:43] ---
    Not to protect me,
[07:44] ---
    but to protect you guys.
[07:52] ---
    Hold on.
[07:53] ---
    What are you doing?
[07:54] ---
    I have a gift for you.
[07:56] ---
    A gift?
[08:01] ---
    This is...
[08:03] ---
    This is a new demon world
    created by Sword Master for you.
[08:08] ---
    Where is the location of the new demon world?
[08:09] ---
    It's just a different space, right?
[08:12] ---
    Before, Sword Master just casually found you
    a place to settle down.
[08:15] ---
    Now, he's made it himself.
[08:17] ---
    They're totally different.
[08:18] ---
    There is no planet
[08:20] ---
    in the galaxy suitable for the demons.
[08:22] ---
    So...
[08:24] ---
    I just created one.
[08:25] ---
    It's easy.
[08:26] ---
    Really?
[08:31] ---
    Everyone is here.
[08:32] ---
    Let's start.
[08:34] ---
    Wait a minute, Brother Zhuo.
[08:36] ---
    Ling is not here.
[08:37] ---
    Don't worry.
[08:38] ---
    Ling has entered early.
[08:41] ---
    Entered early?
[08:44] ---
    This theater ticket is for insiders.
[08:45] ---
    We were the only spectators.
[08:47] ---
    Don't you know that?
[08:48] ---
    These precious special tickets
    were drawn by Brother Wang
[08:50] ---
    when he bought crispy instant noodles.
[08:53] ---
    That's Wang Ling.
[08:54] ---
    He is really the mascot of Faction 60.
[08:57] ---
    Rong.
[08:58] ---
    What is Brother Wang going to do?
[09:01] ---
    You'll know when you're inside.
[09:05] ---
    Space Substitution Rune.
[09:07] ---
    You're right.
[09:09] ---
    This is a rune
[09:11] ---
    that turns a specified door
    into an arbitrary door.
[09:13] ---
    Such Space Substitution Amulet
    can only be created
[09:15] ---
    by the superior cultivators.
[09:17] ---
    RICH
[09:18] ---
    The master behind the theater
    has created such an immersive theater.
[09:21] ---
    He is amazing!
[09:23] ---
    The theater is far away.
[09:25] ---
    So this time I had to take you there
[09:27] ---
    with the Space Substitution Rune.
[09:43] ---
    Now,
[09:45] ---
    you don't have to wander about.
[09:47] ---
    This is the world I created for you guys.
[09:53] ---
    Come on. He is so sweet.
[09:59] ---
    It's hard to
[10:01] ---
    create these, right?
[10:02] ---
    It's okay.
[10:05] ---
    It's the Sword Master's workbench.
[10:08] ---
    How do you do it?
[10:20] ---
    Hey-yah. Hey-yah.
[10:25] ---
    Hey-yah. Hey-yah.
[10:27] ---
    Way of Heaven elves
[10:28] ---
    will refine everything
    that Sword Master has created.
[10:31] ---
    So they can refine it even if
    the painting style is different.
[10:33] ---
    Except that,
[10:34] ---
    Sword Master also can control the weather.
[10:56] ---
    So...
[10:57] ---
    So amazing.
[11:03] ---
    Sword Master,
[11:04] ---
    Rong and others are coming.
[11:06] ---
    Well,
[11:07] ---
    let's go pick them up.
[11:10] ---
    As you can see,
[11:11] ---
    this is the immersive theater.
[11:14] ---
    Wow.
[11:15] ---
    It's so real!
[11:19] ---
    I think
[11:21] ---
    they're Thunder Mushrooms.
[11:22] ---
    What?
[11:23] ---
    The fifth-level spiritual plant
[11:24] ---
    in the textbook!
[11:26] ---
    According to legend, they're unusual
    spiritual plants that can only be born by
[11:30] ---
    absorbing the spiritual impulses generated
    in the True Immortal War.
[11:33] ---
    The creator of this immersive theater
    is really generous.
[11:37] ---
    He even can imitate these details.
[11:40] ---
    Brother Zhuo, who is the creator
    of this theater?
[11:54] ---
    Hi.
[11:55] ---
    Ling.
[11:56] ---
    It's so cool.
[12:02] ---
    Are you guys coming up?
[12:03] ---
    Sure! Sure!
[12:04] ---
    Hahaha.
[12:09] ---
    Wow.
[12:12] ---
    How about you?
[12:13] ---
    Won't you come up?
[12:36] ---
    Silvie. Long time no see.
[12:53] ---
    Farewell, Master and Sister Sun.
[13:00] ---
    Sword Saint.
[13:02] ---
    I'm waiting for you.
[13:19] ---
    Little guy.
[13:19] ---
    Is it that scary?
[13:21] ---
    Isn't that similar to the feeling
    of flying in a sword?
[13:23] ---
    Why are you crying?
[13:25] ---
    I'm hurt.
[13:27] ---
    I'm hurt so much.
[13:28] ---
    No.
[13:38] ---
    Argh.
[13:51] ---
    ID Rangking Days
    Agan
    Jiao Banxian
    Doggy
    Jing ec
[13:55] ---
    Hahaha.
[13:58] ---
    Unforgivable.
[14:01] ---
    Unforgivable!
[14:20] ---
    You destroyed
    the Four Emblems Faction.
[14:23] ---
    I'll let you taste
[14:26] ---
    the anger of the Way of Heaven.
[14:29] ---
    Soul-searching Art.
[14:36] ---
    Sun Rong.
[14:39] ---
    I
[14:40] ---
    found you.
[14:43] ---
    Your aura.
[14:46] ---
    Sword.
[15:02] ---
    The aura, mixed with a hint of pepper
[15:05] ---
    is in this backward place.
[15:18] ---
    Everyone
[15:19] ---
    is here.
[15:20] ---
    Brother,
[15:22] ---
    are you here
[15:23] ---
    to stop my revenge?
[15:26] ---
    It's you,
[15:28] ---
    the traitor of our faction.
[15:31] ---
    Brother,
[15:33] ---
    you're old.
[15:36] ---
    What can you do now?
[15:38] ---
    You two
[15:40] ---
    come and fight me together.
[15:50] ---
    Brother Wang.
[15:51] ---
    His spiritual pressure is strong.
[15:52] ---
    Silvie,
[15:53] ---
    show your cultivation results.
[16:12] ---
    If it weren't for the thermal underwear
    that Master gave me,
[16:14] ---
    I wouldn't have been able to
    bear such spiritual pressure.
[16:17] ---
    He's so powerful.
[16:18] ---
    He likes the Evil Lord.
[16:28] ---
    Well,
[16:30] ---
    let's fight.
[16:38] ---
    This is...
[16:39] ---
    He learned the Way of Heaven.
[16:44] ---
    No.
[16:45] ---
    I'll fail.

E12 - War between True Immortals
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[00:23] ---
    Froggy 2.
[00:25] ---
    What do you want for your birthday?
[00:28] ---
    Birthday egg,
[00:29] ---
    followers,
[00:30] ---
    and comments on our animation.
    Can I get them?
[00:33] ---
    Adapted from the story of the same name
    by Ku Xuan from Qidian of China Literature
    The Daily Life of the Immortal King
[02:13] ---
    Episode 12
    War between True Immortals
[02:23] ---
    The spiritual pressure mixed with the power
[02:26] ---
    of the Way of Heaven is broken.
[02:29] ---
    It's Sun Rong?
[02:32] ---
    No.
[02:32] ---
    No.
[02:33] ---
    It's more powerful than that day's.
[02:38] ---
    Brother.
[02:39] ---
    You're too old to protect that girl.
[02:43] ---
    I only showed 10% of Way of Heaven
    in my spiritual pressure.
[02:47] ---
    But you're panting like this.
[02:49] ---
    As long as I kill you
    and the granddaughter of Sun family,
[02:52] ---
    I'll be the only heir of
    the Infinite Sword Faction.
[02:56] ---
    Wow, the show is starting.
[02:59] ---
    But we're a little too far away.
[03:02] ---
    We couldn't see the faces of the two actors.
[03:05] ---
    Well, hahaha.
[03:07] ---
    This performance reproduces the ancient war
    of cultivators in True Immortal Phase,
[03:11] ---
    so the focus is on the war atmosphere.
[03:13] ---
    His spiritual pressure overwhelms
    the cultivator in True Immortal Phase.
[03:18] ---
    Look!
[03:19] ---
    Another actor appeared.
[03:37] ---
    Humph.
[03:38] ---
    Hahaha.
[03:42] ---
    Brother.
[03:43] ---
    Do you think that you can compete with
    the Way of Heaven in this way?
[03:49] ---
    Well,
[03:50] ---
    how about this way?
[03:54] ---
    Heaven and earth know no limits.
[03:56] ---
    Sword and art in one.
[04:08] ---
    So powerful spiritual force.
[04:09] ---
    It's at least ten times
    more powerful than before.
[04:11] ---
    Oh, my!
[04:13] ---
    His spiritual force is over the limit.
[04:15] ---
    But Brother Wang.
[04:16] ---
    I think they couldn't see us.
[04:19] ---
    Because
[04:20] ---
    we used collective invisibility art.
[04:22] ---
    What?
[04:24] ---
    Is this what immersive theater means?
[04:25] ---
    It's so realistic.
[04:27] ---
    He used the secret art
    of the Infinite Sword Faction.
[04:31] ---
    If I recall correctly,
[04:32] ---
    it's a life-shortening art.
[04:35] ---
    Master has taught you the highest art.
[04:41] ---
    But he never knew
[04:44] ---
    I understood the Way of Heaven first.
[04:48] ---
    Come on, brother.
[04:50] ---
    Let's see
[04:51] ---
    Master.
[04:52] ---
    There is no way to mediate today.
[04:53] ---
    who is more powerful.
[04:54] ---
    What will we do next?
[04:55] ---
    Alas.
[04:57] ---
    Wait and see.
[05:07] ---
    Ha!
[05:13] ---
    Brother.
[05:14] ---
    You haven't changed.
[05:16] ---
    You're violent.
[05:17] ---
    I don't know
[05:19] ---
    why I'm in a bad mood.
[05:22] ---
    Rong.
[05:23] ---
    This spiritual impulse of Evil Sword Lord
    can trigger negative emotions.
[05:26] ---
    Right.
[05:27] ---
    Arrrgh.
[05:27] ---
    The weaker the cultivation,
    the deeper the impact.
[05:31] ---
    Why?
[05:32] ---
    Why am I an adult cultivator
    but no girlfriend?
[05:39] ---
    Xiaoyu.
[05:40] ---
    Can you
[05:41] ---
    be my...
[05:44] ---
    Brother Chen, wake up.
[05:48] ---
    I suddenly realized
    that I hadn't finished my homework.
[05:53] ---
    Kids, calm down.
[05:57] ---
    Argh!
[05:58] ---
    It's my new home.
[06:00] ---
    Don't fight here.
[06:01] ---
    You can fight in the Martial Room.
[06:06] ---
    Purification.
[06:12] ---
    It's weird.
[06:13] ---
    What just happened to me?
[06:16] ---
    Yeah.
[06:17] ---
    I can't remember anything.
[06:25] ---
    Sword in hands.
[06:33] ---
    Brother.
[06:35] ---
    Though you are one with a sword,
[06:37] ---
    you have no sword in your hand.
[06:40] ---
    I have no sword in my hand,
[06:41] ---
    but I have a sword in my heart.
[06:43] ---
    Everything in the world
[06:44] ---
    can be turned into my sword.
[07:01] ---
    Splitting the Heaven Door
    uses a Sword of Heaven.
[07:04] ---
    I didn't know there was
    a corresponding Sword of Earth.
[07:07] ---
    Argh.
[07:08] ---
    So powerful sword impulse.
[07:09] ---
    The Sword of Earth is close to
[07:11] ---
    the art of Way of Heaven.
[07:14] ---
    Chen Nanxuan.
[07:15] ---
    You've done terrible things.
[07:17] ---
    Today, I will kill you
[07:18] ---
    for Master.
[07:22] ---
    Master
[07:24] ---
    even taught you the Sword of Earth.
[07:27] ---
    I learned this on my own.
[07:28] ---
    Shut up.
[07:30] ---
    Even if he died,
[07:31] ---
    he would incarnate into
    the Dharma lakṣaṇa to protect you.
[07:34] ---
    But he never praised me.
[07:43] ---
    Nanxuan?
[07:46] ---
    Master,
[07:47] ---
    why did you choose brother as your heir?
[07:50] ---
    I have my decision.
[07:53] ---
    Your paths are different.
[07:55] ---
    It's for the best.
[07:57] ---
    As long as you stick to the right path,
[08:00] ---
    you will learn the Way of Heaven.
[08:03] ---
    You should learn more
[08:04] ---
    from your brother.
[08:07] ---
    But I won first place in this year's contest
[08:10] ---
    inside our faction.
[08:12] ---
    But I never said
[08:14] ---
    that the man who comes first
    will be my heir.
[08:20] ---
    This golden bridge
[08:21] ---
    is a secret realm to test your will.
[08:25] ---
    Whoever goes to the end first
[08:27] ---
    will be the top in the contest.
[08:51] ---
    Hahaha.
[08:54] ---
    I won.
[08:55] ---
    I'm the first.
[08:57] ---
    I beat my brother.
[09:02] ---
    Look.
[09:03] ---
    Your brother has no intention
    of competing with you.
[09:05] ---
    All you focus on is success,
[09:09] ---
    no camaraderie at all.
[09:12] ---
    Impossible.
[09:13] ---
    No way.
[09:15] ---
    He couldn't walk anymore.
[09:19] ---
    Nanxuan.
[09:21] ---
    You are still young.
[09:25] ---
    Stop that talk, Master.
[09:27] ---
    I just want to ask,
[09:29] ---
    do I still
[09:30] ---
    have a chance?
[09:36] ---
    Okay.
[09:38] ---
    I see.
[09:41] ---
    Master,
[09:43] ---
    I heard that the abyss of Enlightenment Cliff
[09:47] ---
    is bottomless.
[09:49] ---
    Alas.
[09:52] ---
    Brother.
[09:54] ---
    Today, in the presence of
    Master's Dharma lakṣaṇa,
[09:57] ---
    I'd like to see
[09:59] ---
    whether your Sword of Earth
[10:01] ---
    or my Sword of Heaven is more powerful.
[10:21] ---
    Arrrgh.
[10:41] ---
    Sword Master.
[10:42] ---
    I
[10:43] ---
    can't hold on.
[10:52] ---
    Hahaha.
[10:58] ---
    Today,
[10:59] ---
    even if I die in battle with Chen Nanxuan,
[11:01] ---
    I can't let him cause trouble
    to the world again.
[11:11] ---
    Sword Mater.
[11:12] ---
    Sword Saint can't hold on.
[11:24] ---
    Is this...
[11:25] ---
    No.
[11:27] ---
    He shouldn't have the power to stop me.
[11:30] ---
    Interesting.
[11:32] ---
    Interesting.
[11:34] ---
    Brother, you even have powerful magic wares.
[11:38] ---
    My next art is
[11:41] ---
    Splitting the Heaven Door.
[11:46] ---
    Amazing.
[11:47] ---
    These are hundred-years negative emotions.
[11:51] ---
    And the power of Way of Heaven.
[11:53] ---
    The special effects are amazing.
[11:55] ---
    I heard that
[11:56] ---
    those who win special tickets
    will have a chance to participate.
[12:00] ---
    Really?
[12:01] ---
    Chen Nanxuan will start his last shot.
[12:06] ---
    I'll be back soon.
[12:07] ---
    Ah.
[12:08] ---
    Brother Wang, be careful.
[12:14] ---
    Ling is going there.
[12:16] ---
    Oh, my. He is really in it.
[12:18] ---
    So cool.
[12:20] ---
    Look.
[12:21] ---
    Do you see the spiritual sword at his feet?
[12:32] ---
    It's you!
[12:34] ---
    It's not this student.
SIGN    Sun Rong
    Guo Hao
    Wang Ling
    Bai Jingjing
    Lu Bei
    Song Zibin
    Qiao Qiao
[12:36] ---
    Wang Ling
[12:37] ---
    threw 50 meters.
[12:38] ---
    Failed.
[12:40] ---
    Brother,
[12:42] ---
    I don't care who you call in.
[12:44] ---
    You can't take
[12:47] ---
    the art of Splitting the Heaven Door.
[12:56] ---
    Ha.
[13:06] ---
    He's too violent.
[13:07] ---
    Even if you know the same art,
[13:09] ---
    I'm afraid you won't be able to resist him.
[13:10] ---
    If I use my Sword of Earth to help you,
[13:11] ---
    we may win.
[13:14] ---
    Art of grand purification.
[13:16] ---
    Argh!
[13:27] ---
    Split them!
[13:29] ---
    This monster must die.
[13:51] ---
    Argh!
[14:00] ---
    Win or lose. Powerful or weak.
[14:02] ---
    Are these that important?
[14:04] ---
    You only know one more
    the Way of Heaven than I do.
[14:06] ---
    Who are you to teach me?
[14:11] ---
    WAY
[14:11] ---
    Way...
[14:12] ---
    Seal of Way?
[14:13] ---
    Seal of Way?
[14:15] ---
    What is it?
[14:17] ---
    I remember that this can only be achieved
    by learning the 3,000 Ways of Heaven.
[14:22] ---
    Impossible!
[14:24] ---
    No way!
[14:34] ---
    Senior, what do you want to do?
[14:36] ---
    Exorcism.
[14:40] ---
    Argh!
[14:53] ---
    Zhuo Yi.
[14:54] ---
    Arrest him.
[14:55] ---
    Copy that, Master.
[14:56] ---
    I didn't know
[14:57] ---
    there was such a powerful cultivator as you
[14:59] ---
    in Cultivation World.
[15:03] ---
    Senior.
[15:05] ---
    Are you willing to lead
    the Infinite Sword Faction?
[15:09] ---
    I'm not good enough.
[15:10] ---
    I need to keep cultivating.
[15:13] ---
    Ahem.
[15:16] ---
    I don't have much time.
[15:21] ---
    Senior, please leave.
[15:23] ---
    I'll use my remained spiritual force
    to repair this realm
[15:26] ---
    and finally die here.
[15:30] ---
    Repair?
[15:33] ---
    Well.
[15:34] ---
    Maybe I can't finish it.
[15:36] ---
    I let my Master down.
[15:41] ---
    Maybe he should have chosen Nanxuan.
[15:45] ---
    Another 500 years of life,
[15:47] ---
    is that enough?
[15:48] ---
    What?
[15:51] ---
    Life Span +500
    Yes - No
[15:58] ---
    This...
[16:00] ---
    Now you have time to keep looking.
[16:04] ---
    I have to protect our faction
[16:06] ---
    with them.
[16:09] ---
    I see.
[16:10] ---
    Senior, what swordsmanship did you just use?
[16:13] ---
    I figured it out.
[16:15] ---
    I'll teach you next time.
[16:16] ---
    Next time?
[16:17] ---
    Brother Wang.
[16:18] ---
    Ling.
[16:20] ---
    It's the team-building time.
[16:25] ---
    Ling, you're cool.
[16:28] ---
    The special effects are amazing.
[16:30] ---
    Right!
[16:31] ---
    If I hadn't known
    that your spiritual force was five-level,
[16:33] ---
    I would have thought it was true.
[16:38] ---
    Froggy 2 found a nice place
[16:39] ---
    where we could have a picnic together.
[16:42] ---
    You must be the theater actor
    who plays Sword Immortal Fan Rui.
[16:45] ---
    I think you're a little familiar.
[16:47] ---
    Senior, would you mind
    giving me your autograph?
[16:49] ---
    You've done a great job.
[16:57] ---
    Welcome to come next time.
[16:59] ---
    Brother Wang, you worked hard.
[17:01] ---
    I and Xiaoyu were just thinking about
    making crispy instant noodles here.
[17:05] ---
    I'm sure it will be fine.
[17:06] ---
    Brother Wang can repair it.
[17:10] ---
    Two months later...
[17:11] ---
    Sanitarium of Flower Fruit Water Curtain Group
[17:13] ---
    Veteran Doctor of TCM
[17:15] ---
    Doctor.
[17:16] ---
    My wife felt unwell
[17:17] ---
    since her last check-up.
[17:20] ---
    She always wanted to throw up.
[17:21] ---
    Well.
[17:22] ---
    Don't worry.
[17:23] ---
    She's pregnant.
[17:26] ---
    This is my second baby.
[17:29] ---
    Right.
[17:29] ---
    Congratulations.
[17:32] ---
    Hahaha.
[17:34] ---
    I feel like Mortal World
    is facing more dangers.