Season 3

E1 - Top Girl vs Top Girl
E2 - Froggy 2's Birthday
E3 - It'll Be You, Silvie!
E4 - Silvie's Uproar
E5 - You Are My Sword
E6 - It's My Round
E7 - Welcome To Join The Exorcist Team!
E8 - A False Hero
E9 - Oaths On High Saint's Day
E10 - The Sun Family's Sacred Cudgel Is Lost (Mission Accomplished Version)
E11 - A Daring Journey to Sunland
E12 - Reconciled

E1 - Top Girl vs Top Girl

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    Kyuumiya,
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    you don't know at all why you lost.
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    What?
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    Because
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    you are the only one who doesn't follow this animation.
SIGN    NOODLES Every grain in your bowl comes from hard work
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    Noodle is ready.
SIGN    NOODLES Every grain in your bowl comes from hard work
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    NOODLES
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    NOODLES
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    Here are your noodles, sir.
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    Here are your noodles, sir.
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    One bowl of noodles,
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    with an egg. Super spicy.
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    Thank you.
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    In the previous season,
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    Wang Ling frustrated the demon race's attempt to invade Huaxiu.
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    Songhai is on the course of orderly reconstruction.
[01:01] ---
    And finally, Wang Ling lives a quiet life he has always been dreaming of.
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    A monster.
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    Since the demon world was eliminated,
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    many demons have come to the human world to take refuge.
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    Therefore...
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    Look at the blue sky,
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    clear sky in the wind.
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    The sea breeze is soft,
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    soft as your hug.
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    Adapted from the story of the same title by author Ku Xuan from Chinese Qidian Website of Yuewen Group
    The Daily Life of the Immortal King
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    I want to find a corner
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    where my heart can be lazy for a while.
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    Summer is like a train pulling up in a station,
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    leaving your troubles behind.
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    Go for a ride in flip flops.
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    See who touches the coconut grove first.
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    Laughter floats far away
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    in a relaxed atmosphere.
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    Footprints crisscross into a circle.
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    Waves erase them, and run away,
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    saying do it again.
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    Endless dreams
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    stir the world.
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    Break into the colors, and be mad together.
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    Use your waving hands
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    to connect the dances of every star.
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    The Daily Life of the IMMORTAL KING Season 3
SIGN    Episode 1
SIGN    Top Girl vs Top Girl
[03:37] ---
    Did you watch Link Click?
[03:38] ---
    Yes, I did.
[03:39] ---
    The White Hair died such a tragical death.
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    You gained quite some weight during the vacation.
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    I know you like it this way.
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    Morning, you two.
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    Morning, Sister Lin.
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    Why are you standing at the gate?
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    Do you sense anything unusual
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    about our faction?
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    I don't sense anything.
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    Everything in our faction is fine.
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    That's the point.
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    Our faction was demolished by the demons not long ago.
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    I thought the new term wouldn't start so soon.
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    Therefore, I didn't do my homework.
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    No of them knows
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    that Faction 60 is able to start the new term on time
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    all thanks to an amazing friend.
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    All done, finally.
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    Do you live here?
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    Where else?
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    You blasted my hometown into oblivion.
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    Master.
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    Master,
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    there's something
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    I'd like you to help me out with.
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    The Department of Cultivation assigned me to the reconstruction of Faction 60.
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    The new term will start next week.
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    Do you know any convenient trick
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    that can restore Faction 60?
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    Be straightforward if you want to use me.
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    Stop beating around the bush.
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    After the long vacation,
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    students of Class Elite have now grown up.
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    Sister Lin,
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    you live on campus, don't you?
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    Why did you come from outside today?
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    I've finally found my sword spirit sister.
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    We now live in Sword Tomb where I grew up.
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    Congratulations, Sister Lin.
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    My dear sisters
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    and dear brothers,
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    good morning.
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    Sister Sun is still so glaring.
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    What a demonic wind!
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    I assume you are the most popular girl of Faction 60,
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    Sun Rong,
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    What's going on?
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    She came to school in a chopper.
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    Another princess in our faction?
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    Rich people are not for us to understand.
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    Wait a minute.
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    Why is she in a lo dress?
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    She sounds like a foreigner.
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    Brother Wang Ling.
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    Good morning, Brother Wang Ling.
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    Why is the chopper parked here?
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    It's blocking the way.
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    Class Elite
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    Who is the girl in black at the gate?
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    She doesn't look like a Huaxiu girl.
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    She doesn't look like a Huaxiu girl.
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    Didn't you see it?
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    There is a family logo on the chopper.
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    The Kyuumiya family of Sunland.
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    The Kyuumiya family?
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    The exorcist family?
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    That's right.
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    But how come people from Sunland showed up here?
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    New World of Cultivation New Start
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    Yoshiko Kyuumiya
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    Diligence Pays Off, Accumulation Makes You Shine
    Yoshiko Kyuumiya
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    It's my pleasure to meet you all.
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    This is the first daughter of the Kyuumiya family,
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    Yoshiko Kyuumiya
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    A transferred student again?
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    This is so predictable.
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    She came to study in your country
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    as an exchange student.
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    We'd appreciate your kind help.
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    Miss Sun Rong,
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    let's fight like a snipe and a clam.
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    What does she mean?
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    If I win,
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    I will replace you as the top girl of Faction 60.
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    You are the first daughter of the Sun family,
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    You are the first daughter of the Sun family,
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    and I'm the first daughter of the Kyuumiya family.
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    We are jackals of the same liar.
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    One school doesn't need two top girls.
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    Is she speaking the Huaxiu language?
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    Well,
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    Kyuumiya??
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    you are in Class Ordinary, next door.
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    Yoshiko Kyuumiya
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    It was my fault, my young lady.
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    I didn't do enough research
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    and embarrassed you by putting you in the wrong class.
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    We exorcists have been oppressed by cultivators for a long time.
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    Demons are rampaging now
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    and Huaxiu is weak.
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    This is the perfect time for our Kyuumiya family to get rid of Huaxiu.
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    I will start from this point
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    to conquer Faction 60,
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    then Songhai,
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    and then the entire Huaxiu.
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    The Kyuumiya family's are of exorcism will finally be a turtledove to take over the magpie's nest.
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    KYUUMIYA
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    For this magnificent goal,
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    my first step is to become the only top girl of Faction 60.
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    Princess, my young lady,
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    please give me one more chance.
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    I'll make it up for my mistake.
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    My young lady, It was all my fault.
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    Please forgive me.
[09:38] ---
    My young lady, you are so brilliant, forceful,
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    intelligent and courageous.
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    We're sure you'll conquer the entire Huaxiu.
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    Therefore,
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    I won't allow any failure.
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    Understood.
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    However,
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    Sun Rong doesn't seem interested in my challenge.
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    I've got to find a way.
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    Brother Wang,
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    they all say that the newly released From the Demon World is quite good.
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    Xiaoyu said she was made into tears.
[10:04] ---
    All right,
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    let's go have our meal now.
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    Sister Kyuumiya,
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    what the hell do you want?
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    Why do you keep harassing me?
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    Sorry, Miss Sun.
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    You misunderstood me.
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    I'm not here for you this time.
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    KYUUMIYA
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    I have a small gift
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    for Mr. Wang Ling.
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    Little Raccoon
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    It's just some crispy noodles from Sunland.
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    Such small benefits will not make my Brother Wang Ling...
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    Wait a minute.
[10:41] ---
    Brother Wang,
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    why do you betray me so fast.
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    This is the limited edition of the coarse snacks
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    that has a thousand-year history in Sunland.
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    I'm now presenting it to Mr. Wang
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    as a sign of cultural exchange between Sunland and Huaxiu.
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    It seems
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    that Mr. Wang Ling is very interested in the coarse snacks from Sunland.
[11:04] ---
    Control yourself, Rongrong.
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    She is abducting your Brother Wang Ling.
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    Don't just stand there!
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    This is Kyuumiya's trap.
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    A very obvious trap.
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    Don't fall for it.
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    What does it matter?
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    I'm not going to eat dirt.
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    Yoshiko Kyuumiya,
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    I accept your challenge.
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    Don't misunderstand me, Miss Sun.
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    I'm not here to start a fight with you.
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    I want to compete with you for the title of Faction 60's top girl,
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    which means we must have the talents for being the top girl.
[11:37] ---
    No problem. I'll compete with you
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    on whatever talents you name.
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    Very good.
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    It is said that Huaxiu ladies
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    are supposed to be good at qin, game of go, calligraphy and painting,
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    while in Sunland, ladies are good at flower arrangements and tea ceremony.
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    Why don't we
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    Little Raccoon Crispy Noodles
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    have a competition in cooking.
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    Welcome to the first competition for the title of Faction 60's top girl.
[12:10] ---
    Welcome to the first competition for the title of Faction 60's top girl.
[12:13] ---
    First, let me introduce the two contestants.
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    On me right-hand side
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    is the first daughter of the Flower Fruit Water Curtain Group of Huaxiu,
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    is the first daughter of the Flower Fruit Water Curtain Group of Huaxiu,
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    is the first daughter of the Flower Fruit Water Curtain Group of Huaxiu,
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    Sun Rong.
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    Sun Rong, Sun Rong, you are our hero.
    Sun Rong, Sun Rong, you are our hero.
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    Sun Rong, Sun Rong, you are our hero.
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    On my left-hand side
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    On my left-hand side
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    On my left-hand side
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    is the first daughter of the Kyuumiya Financial Group of Sunland,
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    Yoshiko Kyuumiya.
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    Kyuumiya, you are the best.
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    Sitting next to me
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    is the judge of the competition,
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    from Faction 60,
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    Wang Ling.
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    The rule for this cooking competition is very simple:
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    conquer Wang Ling's stomach.
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    Before the incense sticks burn out, the two contestants
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    must prepare a cuisine with 5 packs of crispy noodles for the judge to taste.
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    The final result of the competition
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    will be announced by the judge himself.
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    Now,
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    the first competition for the title of Faction 60's top girl
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    officially
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    begins.
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    Kyuumiya goes into action quickly.
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    She sets up four cooking pots.
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    It looks like Kyuumiya is going to bring us a feast.
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    Nice.
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    What a beautiful act.
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    As we can see,
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    the vegetables flew in an elegant curve,
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    dived into the soup pot, and made the slightest splash.
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    But, let's put her aside for now,
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    and turn to Sun Rong.
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    Sun Rong shows the calm a senior student is supposed to have.
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    As we can see,
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    she doesn't take her actions rashly.
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    she doesn't take her actions rashly.
SIGN    Vegetable Oil
SIGN    Sauce
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    It looks like she wants to adjust her tactics
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    according to what her opponent does.
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    Don't pour that, my young lady.
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    That is sauce.
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    The cooking oil is in your left hand.
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    I can't turn on the cooker.
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    My young lady,
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    press it down
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    and then turn.
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    Hold on, hold on, hold on.
[14:01] ---
    Don't put in the oil.
[14:05] ---
    Zhuo Yi,
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    send some of you men here.
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    And bring enough extinguisher wares.
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    I know everything about you.
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    As the first daughter of your family,
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    you have never cooked a meal in the kitchen.
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    It is no surprise at all that you are acting so clumsily.
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    The title of Faction 60's top girl
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    is mine.
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    Kyuumiya seems to have finished preparing her cuisine.
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    I took the liberty to make more than required.
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    Why don't you guys come and try it?
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    What a surprise.
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    Kyuumiya not only finished her cooking before time is up,
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    but also made noodles for more than one people.
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    Enjoy it, please.
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    Exclusive from the Kyuumiya family.
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    The all-inclusive better-than-best seafood noodles.
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    This is so...
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    ...yummy.
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    Thick soup with choice ingredients.
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    This is world delicacy.
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    It tastes as if we were on the coast of Sunland.
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    So tasty.
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    My young lady,
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    we have only one pack left.
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    we have only one pack left.
[15:29] ---
    Brother Wang
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    doesn't seem to enjoy Kyuumiya's noodles.
[15:36] ---
    I know.
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    Are you happy with Kyuumiya's noodles?
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    I give you full marks.
[15:42] ---
    I'm already full.
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    No one knows
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    that Kyuumiya added super satiety Bobo poi
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    in her soup, unnoticeably.
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    The students' stomachs are too full to take in Sun Rong's cuisine.
[15:56] ---
    The students' stomachs are too full to take in Sun Rong's cuisine.
[16:00] ---
    Brother Wang Ling,
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    as a matter of fact,
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    this is my first time to make a meal.
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    Congratulations, my young lady.
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    You are Faction 60's top girl now.
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    What a surprise.
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    We have a new top girl on the first day of the new term.
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    However,
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    I made this.
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    This is...
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    There was so strong. I thought it was something extraordinary.
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    Most cultivators practice so hard
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    Most cultivators practice so hard
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    that they usually don't eat anything for months,
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    that they usually don't eat anything for months,
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    even for years.
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    even for years.
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    The higher stage they reach,
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    the less sensitive they are to smells or tastes.
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    For someone at Wang Ling's stage,
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    all delicious foods will become tasteless.
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    The only thing that can impress Wang Ling
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    is
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    sense of the mouth.
[16:56] ---
    Master, we agreed on three-in-one,
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    but one more three-in-one after another.
[17:01] ---
    How long do you want me to do this, Master?
[17:04] ---
    Little Raccoon Crispy Noodles
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    Lingling. Lingling.
[17:08] ---
    Lingling. Lingling.
[17:09] ---
    Your noodles.
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    The result is obvious now.
[17:45] ---
    You didn't convince me. Why did it come out like this?
[17:48] ---
    Kyuumiya,
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    you don't know at all what Brother Wang Ling wants.
[17:52] ---
    See?
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    Brother Wang Ling only took one mouthful of your noodles.
[17:57] ---
    What?
[17:58] ---
    Crispy noodles soaked in water,
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    no matter what superior soup and ingredients you use,
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    no long give the mouth the same sense as crispy noodles do.
[18:06] ---
    Look at Brother Wang.
[18:08] ---
    How he enjoys it.
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    I now announce
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    the winner for the title of the top girl is
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    Sun Rong.
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    She cheated.
[18:16] ---
    This is unfair. This is unfair.
[18:21] ---
    Brother Wang Ling, we have classes in the afternoon.
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    Let's go.
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    Kyuumiya's first attempt to conquer Huaxiu failed.
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    The story tells us
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    that sometimes it takes the simplest way
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    to cook superior foods.
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    No luxury cuisine
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    can match a sincere heart.
[18:44] ---
    Even if the world before me
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    will change or drift away,
[18:51] ---
    I will be waiting for you forever at the end of time.
[18:57] ---
    Before I am ready,
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    life has changed.
[19:02] ---
    I'm confused at the crossroad,
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    wondering which way is home.
[19:08] ---
    My birthday wishes,
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    did anyone hear them this time?
[19:13] ---
    Keep my words to yourself,
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    and my memories float in the starry sky.
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    Occasionally I feel depressed.
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    Occasionally I feel sad.
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    Who knows the weakness behind my smile?
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    Mom said that time
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    once roared like a wind.
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    Feel your hopes.
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    Look forward to beautiful.
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    This power comes because we have each other around.
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    Even if the world before me
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    will change or drift away,
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    I will be waiting for you forever at the end of time.
[19:57] ---
    I will be waiting for you forever at the end of time.

E2 - Froggy 2's Birthday

E3 - It'll Be You, Silvie!

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[00:14] ---
    Kyuumiya,
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    you don't know at all why you lost.
[00:17] ---
    What?
[00:20] ---
    Because
[00:21] ---
    you are the only one who
    doesn't follow this animation.
[00:28] ---
    Guo Hao,
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    I didn't know the mountain behind your
    house had such abundant produces.
[00:33] ---
    Of course it does.
[00:35] ---
    I told you
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    that the immortal herbs
    you bought at supermarkets
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    were all grown in greenhouses.
[00:39] ---
    To find top herbs,
[00:41] ---
    you've got to go to the mountains.
[00:44] ---
    There is a hemostatic herb under the tree.
[00:47] ---
    We did the right thing
    bringing Froggy 2 along.
[00:52] ---
    Watch it.
[00:53] ---
    There are so many immortal herbs here.
[00:54] ---
    Other spiritual beasts may come to eat them.
[00:56] ---
    Such a big lump.
[00:58] ---
    Can't imagine how big the beast is.
[01:02] ---
    I don't get it.
[01:03] ---
    Froggy 2, if you smelt the herbs,
[01:06] ---
    you should have smelt the stool.
[01:07] ---
    Why didn't you warn me?
[01:10] ---
    Little Raccoon
[01:11] ---
    Froggy 2.
[01:12] ---
    What?
[01:13] ---
    Be careful.
[01:22] ---
    Run!
[01:26] ---
    Guo Hao,
[01:27] ---
    why didn't you tell me you had such
    ferocious spiritual beasts in the mountain?
[01:29] ---
    They may have been attracted
    by the newly planted trees.
[01:38] ---
    Who set up the trap?
[01:39] ---
    I...
[01:50] ---
    Here comes another one.
[01:51] ---
    This is a Rangurotora
    roaming in volcanic areas.
[01:53] ---
    Why the hell does it show up here?
[01:58] ---
    Get down. It's going to blow fire.
[02:08] ---
    We won?
[02:20] ---
    Wait a minute.
[02:21] ---
    DEMON
[02:27] ---
    Tang Birdie 2!
[02:31] ---
    Look at the blue sky,
[02:33] ---
    clear sky in the wind.
[02:38] ---
    The sea breeze is soft,
[02:42] ---
    soft as your hug.
SIGN    Adapted from the story of the same title by author Ku Xuan from Chinese Qidian Website of Yuewen Group The Daily Life of the Immortal King
[03:01] ---
    I want to find a corner
[03:04] ---
    where my heart can be lazy for a while.
[03:08] ---
    Summer is like a train
    pulling up in a station,
[03:11] ---
    leaving your troubles behind.
[03:15] ---
    Go for a ride in flip flops.
[03:17] ---
    See who touches the coconut grove first.
[03:19] ---
    Laughter floats far away
[03:20] ---
    in a relaxed atmosphere.
[03:22] ---
    Footprints crisscross into a circle.
[03:24] ---
    Waves erase them, and run away,
[03:28] ---
    saying do it again.
[03:31] ---
    Endless dreams
[03:33] ---
    stir the world.
[03:35] ---
    Break into the colors, and be mad together.
[03:39] ---
    Use your waving hands
[03:41] ---
    to connect the dances of every star.
[04:00] ---
    The Daily Life of the
    IMMORTAL KING Season 3
[04:04] ---
    Episode Three It'll Be You, Silvie!
[04:10] ---
    In ancient times,
[04:11] ---
    only high-staged cultivators had the
    privilege to keep spiritual beasts.
[04:15] ---
    But now,
[04:17] ---
    things are different.
[04:19] ---
    DEMON DETEDTED
SIGN    Skills Evolution Take
[04:28] ---
    Anyone, including you, can be a beast master.
[04:28] ---
    YOU can be a BEAST MASTER!
[04:28] ---
    Anyone, including you, can be a beast master.
[04:33] ---
    DEMON
    YOU can be a BEAST MASTER!
[04:33] ---
    This is the hottest thing nowadays, Beast Hunter Go.
    YOU can be a BEAST MASTER!
[04:36] ---
    This APP
[04:37] ---
    can help you find wild
    spiritual beasts nearby.
[04:39] ---
    Once you find one, you knock it out
[04:41] ---
    and put it in your gourd,
    meaning you've vanquished it.
[04:46] ---
    After that, the beast will be your pet.
[04:49] ---
    Isn't it fun?
[04:50] ---
    It sounds so familiar.
[04:52] ---
    How is it?
[04:53] ---
    Do you want to catch some
    spiritual beasts along with me?
[04:56] ---
    If you beg me,
[04:57] ---
    I can give you the internal testing code.
[04:59] ---
    (Beast Hunter)
    Log in
[05:00] ---
    (Beast Hunter)
    and you'll be entitled to ten luck draws.
[05:02] ---
    Shut up!
[05:03] ---
    Spiritual beasts are our friends,
[05:04] ---
    not your toys.
[05:06] ---
    (Beast Hunter)
    Ungrateful idiots.
[05:09] ---
    (Beast Hunter)
    Let's go.
[05:10] ---
    We are not on the same path.
[05:12] ---
    Before you say that,
[05:14] ---
    get me off the tree.
[05:16] ---
    Hey, I'm talking to you.
[05:20] ---
    Guo Hao,
[05:22] ---
    why were you so outraged?
[05:24] ---
    You play Beast Hunter, too.
[05:27] ---
    Why were so angry when you saw
    Birdie 2 playing mobile version?
[05:30] ---
    I play it as a game.
[05:32] ---
    You know
[05:33] ---
    that my family runs a spiritual pet shop.
[05:35] ---
    Some of the customers captures
    spiritual beasts on their whim.
[05:37] ---
    When their interests subside,
[05:38] ---
    they will leave the beasts
    to stray in the streets.
[05:40] ---
    I've seen so many of them.
[05:55] ---
    What's going on?
[05:56] ---
    Why are there so many traps along the way?
[05:59] ---
    Could Birdie 2 be behind this?
[06:02] ---
    How would you know?
[06:03] ---
    He set these traps to
    capture spiritual beasts.
[06:05] ---
    If the beast is strong,
[06:07] ---
    he'd beat and vanquish them.
[06:08] ---
    If it is a weak and small
    beast like this one,
[06:11] ---
    he'd leave it to die.
[06:12] ---
    Damn him.
[06:13] ---
    Such dirty tricks.
[06:16] ---
    Something is not right.
[06:20] ---
    Over there.
[06:29] ---
    This is a unihorn.
[06:31] ---
    A unihorn?
[06:32] ---
    He's so badly hurt.
[06:34] ---
    Is he going to make it?
[06:35] ---
    He's lost so much blood.
[06:36] ---
    I don't think he'll make it.
[06:38] ---
    Why don't we eat him
[06:39] ---
    while he's still fresh?
[06:42] ---
    Just Kidding.
[06:56] ---
    Dad. Mom.
[06:58] ---
    Shit.
[06:59] ---
    They're not home.
[07:01] ---
    Too bad.
[07:02] ---
    He'll be dead long before they come back.
[07:04] ---
    Forget them.
[07:05] ---
    We must try to save him now.
[07:14] ---
    BLESSING
[07:14] ---
    BLESSING
[07:14] ---
    Come and help me hold him.
[07:16] ---
    BLESSING
[07:20] ---
    What's the matter?
[07:21] ---
    He's still bleeding.
[07:23] ---
    Wang Ling,
[07:24] ---
    give me the hemostatic
    herb we just collected.
[07:38] ---
    BLESSING
[07:40] ---
    I'm making hemostatic pills.
[07:41] ---
    It'll be saved when the pills are done.
[07:43] ---
    That's great. How long is it going to take?
[07:45] ---
    Two hours.
[07:49] ---
    Two hours?
[07:51] ---
    By that time, the unihorn
    will have become a mummy.
[07:54] ---
    I watched in a program.
[07:56] ---
    It said that herbs applied to
    wounds could also stop bleeding.
[07:58] ---
    Chen Chao, don't.
[08:01] ---
    Chen Chao!
[08:02] ---
    Hang on, Chen Chao.
[08:03] ---
    I'll do rescue breathing for you.
[08:07] ---
    BLESSING
[08:17] ---
    BLESSING
[08:18] ---
    Have you forgot what we learned in class?
[08:19] ---
    Wild hemostatic herbs are toxic.
[08:21] ---
    You are not supposed to chew them in the mouth.
[08:25] ---
    He's all right now.
[08:28] ---
    The wound is beginning to heal.
[08:40] ---
    That does it.
[08:42] ---
    After he takes some baths
    in herb-soaked water,
[08:43] ---
    he will recover.
[08:50] ---
    I found them.
[08:53] ---
    Deadly rivals always attract one another.
[09:04] ---
    It was such a mess back then
[09:05] ---
    that I didn't check it out closely.
[09:07] ---
    His fur looks so beautiful.
[09:09] ---
    He's white like silver.
[09:11] ---
    Let's call him Silvie.
[09:14] ---
    He's recovering so fast,
[09:16] ---
    from such bad conditions.
[09:18] ---
    BLESSING
[09:19] ---
    Brother Wang
[09:20] ---
    why is Silvie so intimate with you?
[09:25] ---
    That's right.
[09:26] ---
    This is a spiritual beast
    from very ancient times.
[09:28] ---
    His blood has the magical
    effect of rapid healing.
[09:32] ---
    Mr. Tang,
[09:33] ---
    what are you doing in my shop?
[09:36] ---
    If you are not here to buy cat litter,
[09:38] ---
    I'd have to ask you to leave.
[09:40] ---
    According to article 106
    of The Spiritual Beast Act,
[09:42] ---
    when more than one person are
    hunting for the same wild beast,
[09:45] ---
    the first person who hurts it physically
[09:47] ---
    gets the ownership of the beast.
[09:50] ---
    The sword wound in his foot is the proof.
[09:52] ---
    Surrender him now.
[09:56] ---
    So you are that bastard.
[09:59] ---
    What's wrong with you, Guo Hao?
[10:01] ---
    Now that you mentioned
    The Spiritual Beast Ace,
[10:03] ---
    let's settle it in the
    beast cultivator's way.
[10:06] ---
    I challenge you to a spiritual beast duel.
[10:11] ---
    I hope you don't regret it.
[10:14] ---
    A spiritual beast duel,
[10:16] ---
    as the phrase implies,
[10:17] ---
    is a fight between the spiritual
    beasts from both parties.
[10:20] ---
    In Huaxiu's long history,
[10:22] ---
    there have been many disputes
    over the ownership of a beast.
[10:27] ---
    Therefore, cultivators in ancient times
    came up with The Spiritual Beast Act
[10:31] ---
    to settle the disputes by way
    of a spiritual beast duel.
[10:34] ---
    This practice has continued
    till the present day.
[10:36] ---
    If I win,
[10:37] ---
    this little beast will be mine.
[10:40] ---
    If I win,
[10:42] ---
    you will be forbidden to
    step on my family mountain.
[10:46] ---
    It's a deal.
[10:50] ---
    Guo Hao,
[10:51] ---
    do you have a beast in your
    shop that can beat his?
[10:54] ---
    Go,
[10:55] ---
    Froggy 2.
[10:58] ---
    No, I won't.
[11:01] ---
    It's your business and you
    settle it by yourselves.
[11:03] ---
    Do it, please.
[11:05] ---
    We are partners.
[11:06] ---
    Froggy 2,
[11:07] ---
    are you so hardhearted as to watch Silvie
    fall into Tang Jingze's evil hands?
[11:10] ---
    Do you regard me as your friend or as a dog?
[11:14] ---
    Your beast feels too ashamed
[11:16] ---
    to fight.
[11:18] ---
    I suggest you admit defeat now.
[11:20] ---
    Froggy 2.
[11:21] ---
    What?
[11:22] ---
    Be nice.
[11:27] ---
    All right.
[11:28] ---
    For the sake of begging me.
[11:32] ---
    What are you doing, Silvie?
[11:34] ---
    Come back.
[11:35] ---
    You'll be killed.
[11:42] ---
    He sure has some guts.
[11:49] ---
    All right.
[11:50] ---
    We respect your decision.
[11:56] ---
    He is delivering himself.
[11:59] ---
    You asked for it.
[12:02] ---
    Rangurotora, crush him.
[12:08] ---
    Silvie, use Hundred-Thousand Fatt.
[12:12] ---
    Wait.
[12:13] ---
    We don't know yet what skills Silvie has.
[12:24] ---
    That's the chance, Silvie.
[12:26] ---
    Use CRASH.
[12:32] ---
    Rangurotora
    CRASH<br>[12:32] ---
    Red Lotus True Fire
    Heaven Blasting Flame
[12:42] ---
    A bug as small as you should dare
    to challenge my Rangurotora.
[12:47] ---
    Stop this boring game now.
[12:50] ---
    Rangurotora,
[12:51] ---
    use Red Lotus True Fire.
[12:55] ---
    Dodge, Silvie.
[13:04] ---
    Luckily, Silvie was fast enough
[13:06] ---
    to have dodged all of them.
[13:07] ---
    I don't think so.
[13:15] ---
    Last strike.
[13:16] ---
    Rangurotora,
[13:17] ---
    use Heaven Blasting Flame.
[13:21] ---
    Oh, no.
[13:22] ---
    Silvie, run.
[13:29] ---
    Silvie,
[13:30] ---
    keep it up!
[13:48] ---
    What?
[13:48] ---
    What's going on?
[13:49] ---
    Silvie...
[13:51] ---
    is evolving.
[13:53] ---
    I knew he was no ordinary beast.
[13:56] ---
    However, the result will remain the same.
[13:58] ---
    Rangurotora,
[14:00] ---
    let's fire.
[14:10] ---
    No, it can't be.
[14:18] ---
    Silvie, put him out.
[14:44] ---
    I will be back!
[14:58] ---
    Even if the world before me
[15:01] ---
    will change or drift away,
[15:05] ---
    I will be waiting for you
    forever at the end of time.
[15:11] ---
    Before I am ready,
[15:13] ---
    life has changed.
[15:16] ---
    I'm confused at the crossroad,
[15:19] ---
    wondering which way is home.
[15:22] ---
    My birthday wishes,
[15:24] ---
    did anyone hear them this time?
[15:27] ---
    Keep my words to myself,
[15:29] ---
    and my memories float in the starry sky.
[15:32] ---
    Occasionally I feel depressed.
[15:35] ---
    Occasionally I feel sad.
[15:38] ---
    Who knows the weakness behind my smile?
[15:43] ---
    Mom said that time
[15:45] ---
    once roared like a wind.
[15:48] ---
    Feel your hopes.
[15:51] ---
    Look forward to beautiful.
[15:55] ---
    This power comes because
    we have each other around.
[15:59] ---
    Even if the world before me
[16:02] ---
    will change or drift away,
[16:06] ---
    I will be waiting for you
    forever at the end of time.
[16:12] ---
    I will be waiting for you
    forever at the end of time.
[16:21] ---
    Damn.
[16:33] ---
    Be nice, little rabbit.
[16:35] ---
    Give me the sword.
[16:44] ---
    Well...
[16:45] ---
    I...
[16:47] ---
    I didn't mean to set that many traps.
[16:49] ---
    We are friends, aren't we?
[16:51] ---
    No!

E4 - Silvie's Uproar

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[00:14] ---
    Kyuumiya,
[00:15] ---
    you don't know at all why you lost.
[00:17] ---
    What?
[00:20] ---
    Because
[00:21] ---
    you are the only one who doesn't follow this animation.
[00:26] ---
    Beast Hunter
    (Beast Hunter)
[00:26] ---
    For Lease
    Beast Hunter
    (Beast Hunter)
[00:28] ---
    beast master
    For Lease
    Beast Hunter
    (Beast Hunter)
[00:35] ---
    My young lady,
[00:35] ---
    (GO: run)
    Beast Hunter Go that you represent
[00:37] ---
    has had more than 10 million downloads.
[00:40] ---
    Promotions can be seen all over Songhai.
[00:42] ---
    Now
[00:43] ---
    you must be the top girl of Faction 60,
[00:45] ---
    no, of the entire Songhai.
[00:48] ---
    Look, my young lady.
[00:49] ---
    Cultivators from Faction 60 are greeting you at the gate.
[00:55] ---
    Song Rong,
[00:57] ---
    let's see what you have in your sleeves to fight against me.
[01:12] ---
    Cultivator friends of Faction 60,
[01:15] ---
    your top girl
[01:16] ---
    is back.
[01:28] ---
    It feels so smooth.
[01:29] ---
    How lovely.
[01:31] ---
    Can I hold him in my arms?
[01:33] ---
    Where did you find this lovely spiritual pet?
[01:41] ---
    My young lady,
[01:42] ---
    look.
[01:43] ---
    FACTION SIXTY List of Popularity
    Ranking Votes
    Silvie, Sun, Froggy 2, Yoshiko Kyuumiya
[01:48] ---
    How can they
[01:50] ---
    love a unihorn donkey and a dog more than they love me?
[01:53] ---
    We found the dying Silvie in the mountain yesterday.
[01:56] ---
    Thanks to my expertise,
[01:58] ---
    I saved his life.
[02:01] ---
    I'm now the one he loves most.
[02:13] ---
    Silvie.
[02:16] ---
    Silvie.
[02:21] ---
    Wait.
[02:23] ---
    This spiritual beast
[02:25] ---
    is like seeing it too much to see it again.
[02:30] ---
    Look at the blue sky,
[02:33] ---
    clear sky in the wind.
[02:38] ---
    The sea breeze is soft,
[02:42] ---
    soft as your hug.
SIGN    Adapted from the story of the same title by author Ku Xuan from Chinese Qidian Website of Yuewen Group The Daily Life of the Immortal King
[03:01] ---
    I want to find a corner
[03:04] ---
    where my heart can be lazy for a while.
[03:08] ---
    Summer is like a train pulling up in a station,
[03:11] ---
    leaving your troubles behind.
[03:15] ---
    Go for a ride in flip flops.
[03:17] ---
    See who touches the coconut grove first.
[03:19] ---
    Laughter floats far away
[03:20] ---
    in a relaxed atmosphere.
[03:22] ---
    Footprints crisscross into a circle.
[03:24] ---
    Waves erase them, and run away,
[03:28] ---
    saying do it again.
[03:31] ---
    Endless dreams
[03:33] ---
    stir the world.
[03:35] ---
    Break into the colors, and be mad together.
[03:39] ---
    Use your waving hands
[03:41] ---
    to connect the dances of every star.
[03:59] ---
    The Daily Life of the IMMORTAL KING Season 3
[04:04] ---
    Episode Four Silvie's Uproar
[04:19] ---
    Stupid humans.
[04:20] ---
    You don't know at all how valuable this beast is.
[04:24] ---
    The blood of the unihorn is the true treasure.
[04:27] ---
    A suck of it
[04:29] ---
    and I'll be...
[04:36] ---
    Who is so daring to stop me?
[04:40] ---
    Well,
[04:42] ---
    I saw you all went to your classes
[04:43] ---
    and left the valuable beast alone here.
[04:45] ---
    I was afraid that some bad guy might come and do him harm,
[04:47] ---
    so I came to protect him.
[04:49] ---
    Protect him.
[04:50] ---
    Protect him?
[04:52] ---
    Yes, that's right.
[04:53] ---
    You don't believe me, do you?
[04:54] ---
    Do you think I was going to eat him?
[04:56] ---
    Am I a dirty dog like that in your eyes?
[04:58] ---
    I'm sorry.
[05:13] ---
    Are you serious?
[05:14] ---
    Using your magic against me.
[05:15] ---
    Don't have the slightest trust between us?
[05:20] ---
    All right. I know I shouldn't have done that.
[05:21] ---
    Put me down.
[05:22] ---
    I have my own legs.
[05:27] ---
    Now you are alone, finally.
[05:32] ---
    Stupid cultivators.
[05:34] ---
    You don't know at all how valuable this beast is.
[05:38] ---
    DEMON
[05:38] ---
    The blood of the unihorn is the true treasure.
[05:41] ---
    A suck of it
[05:42] ---
    and I'll be immortal.
[06:06] ---
    Little Raccoon
[06:16] ---
    It is against the school rules
[06:18] ---
    to bring a spiritual pet on campus.
[06:21] ---
    Instructor Wang,
[06:23] ---
    let me explain.
[06:25] ---
    Little Raccoon
[06:27] ---
    Little Raccoon
[06:41] ---
    Don't ever do it again.
[06:47] ---
    My young lady,
[06:48] ---
    the beast is protected by a bursting formation when he is alone,
[06:51] ---
    and we can't do anything when there's someone around.
[06:53] ---
    What shall we do?
[06:58] ---
    I got it.
[07:00] ---
    If we can't go into the formation to get the beast,
[07:02] ---
    let's make the beast too big for the formation to hold.
[07:07] ---
    My young lady,
[07:08] ---
    how can we do that?
[07:10] ---
    Do you have any red grain boluses with you?
[07:18] ---
    Little Raccoon
[07:28] ---
    Little Raccoon
[07:38] ---
    Beast cultivator was an important branch of cultivation in ancient times.
[07:42] ---
    New Start
[07:42] ---
    The cultivators used magic wares like gourds
[07:45] ---
    to vanquish spiritual beasts
[07:48] ---
    and then tamed them.
[07:51] ---
    It's an earthquake.
[07:52] ---
    Don't panic, everyone.
[07:53] ---
    Follow my directions and evacuate in order.
[07:59] ---
    Silvie.
[08:06] ---
    I told you
[08:08] ---
    Silvie would evolve.
[08:09] ---
    Hey,
[08:10] ---
    that's not the point.
[08:12] ---
    What's the matter with Silvie?
[08:13] ---
    How come he became so big suddenly?
[08:15] ---
    Legend has it that some valuable ancient beasts
[08:18] ---
    would devour large amounts of food
[08:19] ---
    in order to accumulate a great deal of spiritual energy in their fat.
[08:22] ---
    But I've never seen any beasts
[08:23] ---
    that eat a lot of food to grow bigger and bigger.
[08:25] ---
    All right, that's enough.
[08:26] ---
    Stop making noises.
[08:28] ---
    Go back to your classes.
[08:29] ---
    Instructor Wang,
[08:30] ---
    we can't just leave this big spiritual beast here alone.
[08:35] ---
    Silvie is a nice pet.
[08:37] ---
    He is not going to make any trouble.
[08:39] ---
    But
[08:39] ---
    we all saw it.
[08:41] ---
    He ate a lot of tree bark.
[08:42] ---
    Don't worry.
[08:43] ---
    Unihorns are friendly herbivores.
[08:47] ---
    My spiritual sword.
[08:49] ---
    He just ate it.
[08:52] ---
    Actually,
[08:53] ---
    unihorns are omnivores.
[08:56] ---
    My house was trampled into ruins.
[08:59] ---
    I'll repair it for you.
[09:01] ---
    Kids,
[09:02] ---
    listen to me.
[09:04] ---
    Silvie is an ancient spiritual beast that is extinct in the human world.
[09:08] ---
    No matter what trouble he has made today,
[09:10] ---
    we must be tolerant of him.
[09:12] ---
    I'm Silvie's master.
[09:14] ---
    I apologize
[09:16] ---
    for the trouble he has made.
[09:18] ---
    I will make up for all your losses.
[09:23] ---
    We are still on holiday
[09:24] ---
    but you are all here at school.
[09:25] ---
    I appreciate it.
[09:26] ---
    Moreover, Silvie is still a kid.
[10:00] ---
    Silvie,
[10:01] ---
    I know you are hungry,
[10:03] ---
    but you've got to lose some weight.
[10:04] ---
    You've been eating too much.
[10:06] ---
    You must burn up your accumulated spiritual energy
[10:08] ---
    to return to normal.
[10:10] ---
    You are too big now
[10:11] ---
    for us to take you home.
[10:13] ---
    I'm afraid you'll have to stay in the gym for a while.
[10:16] ---
    Don't worry.
[10:17] ---
    We'll come to see you first thing tomorrow morning.
[10:20] ---
    I just don't get it.
[10:22] ---
    Why did Silvie suddenly become like this?
[10:24] ---
    We know very little about ancient spiritual beasts.
[10:27] ---
    It is said that beasts in ancient times were huge.
[10:31] ---
    Silvie belongs in mother nature,
[10:34] ---
    not in cities.
[10:42] ---
    Come out now.
[10:43] ---
    I'm going to lock the door.
[11:05] ---
    It feels terrible to be given out by your master, doesn't it?
[11:09] ---
    My young lady,
[11:10] ---
    it's ‘given up'.
[11:11] ---
    These ignorant cultivators know nothing about your true value.
[11:16] ---
    Come to me, your sister.
[11:18] ---
    Only in the Kyuumiya family can you demonstrate your real power.
[11:25] ---
    If you evolve to the third phase,
[11:27] ---
    we'll be able to conquer Huaxiu together.
[11:40] ---
    You bastard.
[11:42] ---
    You ate my evolution stone.
[11:46] ---
    Spit it out.
[11:47] ---
    Do you know how much spiritual coins it cost me?
[11:51] ---
    Will Silver feel cold during the night?
[12:05] ---
    My young lady,
[12:06] ---
    shall we join hands to subdue the beast?
[12:08] ---
    Idiot.
[12:09] ---
    Let's get out of here.
[12:19] ---
    We now bring you breaking news.
[12:21] ---
    Songhai is being attacked by a giant monster.
[12:23] ---
    A Category A disaster.
[12:24] ---
    The Seven-Star Squad has been deployed to subdue it.
[12:26] ---
    Electric Appliances
[12:41] ---
    Seven-Star Squad,
[12:43] ---
    bullet screen array, ready.
[12:50] ---
    Fire!
[12:51] ---
    Don't kill him.
[12:53] ---
    My little cultivator friend,
[12:54] ---
    it's dangerous.
[12:55] ---
    Get out of here.
[12:56] ---
    He is my spiritual beast.
[12:57] ---
    He doesn't mean any harm.
[13:00] ---
    He may look huge,
[13:01] ---
    but he has a kind heart.
[13:02] ---
    He...
[13:07] ---
    Spread out.
[13:13] ---
    I didn't expect things to go so far.
[13:16] ---
    What are you going to do now?
[13:18] ---
    Kick Silvie into the air
[13:19] ---
    as you did to me?
[13:21] ---
    No way.
[13:22] ---
    That'll hurt him.
[13:24] ---
    We are both spiritual pets
[13:25] ---
    but are treated so differently.
[13:27] ---
    Froggy 2,
[13:29] ---
    I'll count on you.
[13:32] ---
    You release it?
[13:50] ---
    Oh no.
[13:51] ---
    Another giant monster showed up on Songhai Avenue.
[13:54] ---
    And,
[13:55] ---
    it looks like the demon king that was sealed up ten years ago,
[13:57] ---
    the Giant Frog.
[13:59] ---
    Master. It's my master.
[14:01] ---
    We will win, for sure.
[14:05] ---
    You naughty boy.
[14:06] ---
    I don't believe you really released the seal on me.
[14:09] ---
    The force of the demon king is so enjoyable.
[14:13] ---
    Look out!
[14:24] ---
    An ancient spiritual beast indeed.
[14:25] ---
    That hit really hurt me.
[14:31] ---
    I'm going to load my Giant Beast Canon.
[14:33] ---
    Hold on.
[14:34] ---
    Wait for my instructions.
[14:43] ---
    What are you waiting for?
[14:45] ---
    If he gets ready for his lightning force,
[14:47] ---
    we'll all be finished.
[14:48] ---
    What is going on?
[14:50] ---
    Why isn't master doing anything?
[14:58] ---
    Froggy 2,
[14:59] ---
    open your mouth.
[15:19] ---
    I get it.
[15:20] ---
    In this way,
[15:21] ---
    the spiritual beast won't be hurt,
[15:23] ---
    but his excess spiritual force will be absorbed.
[15:47] ---
    Even if the world before me
[15:50] ---
    will change or drift away,
[15:54] ---
    I will be waiting for you forever at the end of time.
[16:00] ---
    Before I am ready,
[16:02] ---
    life has changed.
[16:05] ---
    I'm confused at the crossroad,
[16:08] ---
    wondering which way is home.
[16:11] ---
    My birthday wishes,
[16:13] ---
    did anyone hear them this time?
[16:16] ---
    Keep my words to myself,
[16:18] ---
    and my memories float in the starry sky.
[16:21] ---
    Occasionally I feel depressed.
[16:24] ---
    Occasionally I feel sad.
[16:27] ---
    Who knows the weakness behind my smile?
[16:32] ---
    Mom said that time
[16:34] ---
    once roared like a wind.
[16:37] ---
    Feel your hopes.
[16:40] ---
    Look forward to beautiful.
[16:44] ---
    This power comes because we have each other around.
[16:48] ---
    Even if the world before me
[16:51] ---
    will change or drift away,
[16:55] ---
    I will be waiting for you forever at the end of time.
[17:01] ---
    I will be waiting for you forever at the end of time.
[17:19] ---
    Master,
[17:20] ---
    thank you for helping us
[17:21] ---
    stop the giant beast.
[17:23] ---
    After what happened today,
[17:24] ---
    the unihorn will be known to everyone in the human world.
[17:28] ---
    Bloody battles will be inevitable.
[17:32] ---
    This beast is so dangerous.
[17:33] ---
    Why don't you give it to the Seven-Star Squad to safeguard it?
[17:35] ---
    No,
[17:37] ---
    Silvie doesn't belong in our world.
[17:44] ---
    Master,
[17:46] ---
    where are you taking him?
[18:02] ---
    Home.

E5 - You Are My Sword

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[00:14] ---
    Kyuumiya,
[00:15] ---
    you don't know at all why you lost.
[00:17] ---
    What?
[00:20] ---
    Because
[00:21] ---
    you are the only one who
    doesn't follow this animation.
[00:26] ---
    Songhai Antiques Night Market
[00:34] ---
    How much is this?
[00:37] ---
    Thousand-year-old refining furnace,
[00:39] ---
    at a very low price.
[00:42] ---
    Ancient spirit figures, I have them all.
[00:48] ---
    A brilliant insight you have, my friend,
[00:50] ---
    having picked out the treasure of my shop.
[00:53] ---
    Check it out.
[00:55] ---
    Look at the finish of the flat,
[00:57] ---
    the crystal rust,
[00:58] ---
    and the carving, two dragons
    playing with a pearl.
[01:01] ---
    This is a genuine dragon slaughtering
    sword from the Qianlong years.
[01:06] ---
    It's not bad,
[01:08] ---
    but it doesn't look that old.
[01:14] ---
    To tell you the truth,
[01:16] ---
    this sword just came out
    of a cultivator's cave.
[01:21] ---
    Are you sure?
[01:22] ---
    Thunder
[01:22] ---
    A friend of mine asked me to sell it for him.
    Thunder
[01:25] ---
    Besides, I don't want to keep this hot potato in my hands.
    Thunder
[01:27] ---
    Thunder
[01:27] ---
    I have a feeling that you are
    destined to meet the sword today.
[01:30] ---
    I'll give you a very favorable price
[01:31] ---
    and it'll be yours.
[01:33] ---
    All right. How much?
[01:37] ---
    Eighty thousand.
[01:42] ---
    Let's go, Lingling.
[01:44] ---
    Greedy hawkers.
[01:46] ---
    You got it wrong, bro.
[01:48] ---
    I meant eight thousand.
[01:49] ---
    No, eighty.
[01:50] ---
    Keep the treasure sword to yourself
[01:52] ---
    to slaughter your dragon.
[02:00] ---
    Look at the blue sky,
[02:02] ---
    clear sky in the wind.
[02:07] ---
    The sea breeze is soft,
[02:11] ---
    soft as your hug.
SIGN    Adapted from the story of the same title by author Ku Xuan from Chinese Qidian Website of Yuewen Group The Daily Life of the Immortal King
[02:30] ---
    I want to find a corner
[02:33] ---
    where my heart can be lazy for a while.
[02:37] ---
    Summer is like a train
    pulling up in a station,
[02:40] ---
    leaving your troubles behind.
[02:44] ---
    Go for a ride in flip flops.
[02:46] ---
    See who touches the coconut grove first.
[02:48] ---
    Laughter floats far away
[02:49] ---
    in a relaxed atmosphere.
[02:52] ---
    Footprints crisscross into a circle.
[02:53] ---
    Waves erase them, and run away,
[02:57] ---
    saying do it again.
[03:00] ---
    Endless dreams
[03:02] ---
    stir the world.
[03:04] ---
    Break into the colors, and be mad together.
[03:08] ---
    Use your waving hands
[03:11] ---
    to connect the dances of every star.
[03:29] ---
    The Daily Life of the IMMORTAL KING
[03:29] ---
    The Daily Life of the IMMORTAL KING Season 3
[03:33] ---
    Episode Five You Are My Sword
[03:37] ---
    Under the full moon last night,
[03:40] ---
    the four top swordsmen of Huaxiu gathered
    at the highest point of Songhai
[03:45] ---
    to have a sword contest the
    world had never known before,
[03:49] ---
    in order to decide who is the
    No. 1 swordsman on earth.
[03:53] ---
    The last sword contest took
    place over a hundred years ago.
[03:57] ---
    The skills of the four swordsmen
    have all reached supremacy.
[04:01] ---
    Master Ye from the South is...
[04:03] ---
    All right, all right. Cut the crap.
[04:04] ---
    Just tell us how they played.
[04:08] ---
    Before the swords were
    drawn out of the sheaths,
[04:12] ---
    their force was already
    felt all over the place.
[04:15] ---
    At this moment, a mysterious swordsman
    dressed in white descended.
[04:20] ---
    She was wearing a bamboo hat,
[04:23] ---
    a white robe,
[04:25] ---
    with a white sword in her hand
[04:27] ---
    which shone chillingly in the moonlight.
[04:31] ---
    The strongest swords of Huaxiu
[04:34] ---
    are all here.
[04:37] ---
    Who are you
[04:38] ---
    to interrupt our contest?
[04:41] ---
    Come and fight me, all
    the four of you together.
[04:43] ---
    Enraged,
[04:44] ---
    the four swordsmen drew
    their swords simultaneously.
[04:48] ---
    But in the blink of an eye,
[04:50] ---
    a lightning flashed before their eyes,
[04:52] ---
    and all of the four swords were bent.
[04:55] ---
    Instantly, they were all defeated.
[05:00] ---
    You little bugs
[05:02] ---
    are not the swords I'm looking for.
[05:04] ---
    Then the mysterious swordsman
[05:07] ---
    kicked the ground gently with her tiptoes
[05:09] ---
    and disappeared into the darkness.
[05:12] ---
    You made it up, didn't you?
[05:14] ---
    No one can defeat the four swordsmen.
[05:16] ---
    I was telling the truth.
[05:18] ---
    I watched it on live transmission.
[05:20] ---
    Chen Chao. Wang Ling.
[05:22] ---
    Here.
[05:23] ---
    Come onto the stage for your test.
[05:24] ---
    Coming.
[05:33] ---
    Brother Wang,
[05:35] ---
    can't you have a better sword?
[05:37] ---
    If I break your little wood sword,
[05:39] ---
    don't ask me to pay for it.
[06:09] ---
    Li Chao!
[06:14] ---
    You said you wouldn't use full force.
[06:18] ---
    Li Chao.
[06:18] ---
    Jingke,
    Li Chao.
[06:19] ---
    Li Chao.
[06:19] ---
    say something.
    Li Chao.
[06:20] ---
    Li Chao.
[06:21] ---
    Li Chao.
[06:22] ---
    Bent to such an extent.
    Li Chao.
[06:23] ---
    Bent to such an extent.
[06:24] ---
    Guess it has to be reforged.
[06:32] ---
    What's the matter?
[06:34] ---
    My Oceans don't obey me.
[06:39] ---
    Look out, Brother Wang.
[06:44] ---
    What's going on?
[06:55] ---
    Keep it up, Chief Chen.
[07:02] ---
    How come Brother Wang's sword
    has such strong magnetic force?
[07:05] ---
    Is it possible that Wang Ling's sword
    has reached the awakening stage?
[07:09] ---
    The awaken stage?
[07:11] ---
    Right.
[07:12] ---
    After a spiritual sword has been
    exercised by its master for some time,
[07:14] ---
    it will reach the awakening stage.
[07:16] ---
    At this stage, the sword becomes
    irritable, aggressive and rebellious.
[07:20] ---
    Why are my Oceans drawn to Jingke?
[07:23] ---
    That's because a sword at the awakening
    stage produces a magnetic field.
[07:27] ---
    In the field,
[07:28] ---
    swords of the same sex repel each other
[07:29] ---
    while swords of different
    sexes attract each other.
[07:32] ---
    Was my Li Chao
[07:33] ---
    bent because of that?
[07:35] ---
    What shall we do now?
[07:36] ---
    Our spiritual swords are bent like this.
[07:38] ---
    We cannot go on with the test.
[07:40] ---
    I have an idea.
[07:41] ---
    Why don't you come with me to Sword Tomb?
[07:43] ---
    Sword Tomb?
[07:48] ---
    Sister Lin,
[07:50] ---
    why did you choose to live here?
[07:52] ---
    I found my sword spirit sister
[07:55] ---
    and we moved back to live here.
[07:59] ---
    Why are there so many broken
    swords stuck in the ground?
[08:02] ---
    Because this is the tomb of spiritual swords.
[08:05] ---
    Swords that were not properly forged
    or were too deformed to be restored
[08:08] ---
    are all sent here.
[08:10] ---
    Is this the place where you grew up?
[08:13] ---
    Yes, it is.
[08:14] ---
    That's why I had many materials
    to use to learn sword forging.
[08:18] ---
    Don't worry.
[08:19] ---
    My sister will be able to repair your swords.
[08:23] ---
    We are back, sister.
[08:30] ---
    Xiaoyu,
[08:32] ---
    you're back early today.
[08:34] ---
    You have some friends with you.
[08:36] ---
    Sister,
[08:37] ---
    our swords were somewhat
    spoiled during our practice.
[08:40] ---
    We want you to have a look at them.
[08:44] ---
    Sister,
[08:45] ---
    please see if you can save my Li Chao.
[08:49] ---
    Don't stand in the courtyard.
[08:51] ---
    Come into the room and have a seat.
[09:01] ---
    It's nothing serious.
[09:03] ---
    The flat is bent to one side.
[09:04] ---
    Straighten it out and it'll be fine.
[09:06] ---
    Sister,
[09:07] ---
    please have a look at my Oceans.
[09:11] ---
    What's wrong with all these swords?
[09:14] ---
    It's hard to say.
[09:17] ---
    Check them out and you'll see.
[09:26] ---
    Brother Wang, what's the
    matter with your sword?
[09:29] ---
    Oceans, why are you so sad?
[09:37] ---
    I see now.
[09:38] ---
    The Sea Embraces All Rivers
[09:38] ---
    A spiritual sword reaching
    its awakening stage
[09:40] ---
    is attracted by a sword of the opposite sex.
[09:43] ---
    But this is the first time I've seen a sword
[09:45] ---
    with such strong magnetic force.
[09:47] ---
    I don't get it.
[09:48] ---
    Brother Wang, your sword
    is made from peach wood.
[09:51] ---
    How come it has magnetic force?
[09:51] ---
    How come it has magnetic force?
[09:53] ---
    A sword at its awakening stage
    usually feels anxious and confused,
[09:56] ---
    which tend to make it rebellious.
[09:58] ---
    The magnetic field is the external expression
[10:00] ---
    of the sword's psychological problems.
[10:01] ---
    Proper communication and
    guidance are needed here.
[10:04] ---
    The Sea Embraces All Rivers
[10:04] ---
    Do you mean we need to give a
    sword psychological counseling?
[10:08] ---
    Anybody home?
[10:13] ---
    Ma...
[10:14] ---
    Students,
[10:15] ---
    what brought you hear?
[10:17] ---
    Brother Zhuo,
[10:18] ---
    they are all Xiaoyu's friends.
[10:20] ---
    They are here to have their swords repaired.
[10:22] ---
    I see.
[10:24] ---
    What does the sword stuck to your belly mean?
[10:29] ---
    Master Zhuo, let's forget about it for now.
[10:31] ---
    Are you also here to repair your sword?
[10:33] ---
    Yes.
[10:36] ---
    What happened to it?
[10:39] ---
    You must have heard
[10:40] ---
    about the swordsman in white that
    recently showed up in Songhai.
[10:43] ---
    She challenged every swordsman
    she met to a duel these days,
[10:47] ---
    which seriously affected public security.
[10:49] ---
    The Sever-Star Squad was deployed to get her.
[10:52] ---
    Then what happened?
[10:57] ---
    It seems...
[10:58] ---
    the way the sword was spoiled is familiar.
[11:01] ---
    What sword does the swordsman in white use?
[11:03] ---
    About 1 Chi (1.1 feet)
    long, made from peach wood,
[11:06] ---
    very aggressive,
[11:07] ---
    with very strong magnetic force.
[11:09] ---
    During the fight, it drew all
    our swords to it and bent them.
[11:18] ---
    Hello?
[11:20] ---
    What?
[11:21] ---
    The swordsman in white showed up again?
[11:23] ---
    Captain, all of our swords are bent.
[11:25] ---
    We cannot fight without swords.
[11:27] ---
    Master Zhuo,
[11:28] ---
    why don't you send us there?
[11:29] ---
    You stay here until your sword is repaired.
[11:31] ---
    But...
[11:32] ---
    you are still senior students.
[11:35] ---
    Don't forget
[11:36] ---
    we fought side by side
[11:38] ---
    and beat the demon race.
[11:40] ---
    Antiques Songhai Antiques Symposium
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    Antiques Songhai Antiques Symposium
[11:42] ---
    Antiques Songhai Antiques Symposium
[11:45] ---
    Songhai Antiques Night Market
[11:48] ---
    So weak.
[11:49] ---
    Don't you have even one sword
    that can hold up to my strike?
[11:52] ---
    Go get her.
[11:57] ---
    Antiques Songhai Antiques Symposium
[11:59] ---
    My young lady,
[12:00] ---
    the behavior of this swordsman is weird.
[12:02] ---
    Many of our men tried to fight her,
[12:04] ---
    but all their weapons were damaged.
[12:06] ---
    If this goes on,
[12:07] ---
    we won't have enough weapons in our reserve.
[12:09] ---
    Report.
[12:12] ---
    My young lady, the Seven-Star
    Squad is coming.
[12:15] ---
    Let's get out of here.
[12:24] ---
    As expected,
[12:25] ---
    you are not the swords
    I'm looking for, either.
[12:49] ---
    Antiques Songhai Antiques Symposium
[12:52] ---
    Nice move, Xiaoyu.
[12:55] ---
    Antiques
[12:56] ---
    Now comes a sword that doesn't bend.
[13:05] ---
    These little cultivator friends from
    Faction 60 have great potentials.
[13:08] ---
    However, their skills are not high enough
[13:09] ---
    to hold them up long.
[13:11] ---
    When are you going to make your move, Master?
[13:14] ---
    Jingke, stop playing around.
[13:17] ---
    Time to fight.
[13:18] ---
    No, I won't.
[13:24] ---
    Swords at their awaken stage
    are usually rebellious.
[13:27] ---
    Pushing them hard could backfire.
[13:29] ---
    Little brother,
[13:31] ---
    why are you sticking to me?
[13:33] ---
    Because I like you, sister.
[13:36] ---
    Do you know what kind of
    spiritual sword I like?
[13:40] ---
    What kind of spiritual
    sword do you like, sister?
[13:42] ---
    I like powerful swords
[13:44] ---
    that can protect others.
[13:47] ---
    I am very powerful, sister.
[13:53] ---
    Songhai Antiques Night Market
[13:59] ---
    Brother Wang, be careful.
[14:01] ---
    Antiques Songhai Antiques Symposium
[14:04] ---
    Anyone else?
[14:10] ---
    Songhai Antiques Night Market
[14:13] ---
    I won't allow you to hurt my sister.
[14:18] ---
    Wait.
[14:19] ---
    She is...
[14:21] ---
    All right, all right, Lingling.
[14:23] ---
    I know. I know.
[14:25] ---
    Okay, you win.
[14:26] ---
    It's just a little wood sword.
[14:27] ---
    I'll buy it for you.
[14:30] ---
    You seemed to have changed
    your mind, my friend.
[14:32] ---
    I've kept the dragon
    slaughtering sword for you.
[14:35] ---
    Nonsense.
[14:36] ---
    I don't want that sword.
[14:39] ---
    How much is this peach wood sword?
[14:41] ---
    998
[14:42] ---
    Are you crazy?
[14:44] ---
    I'd say this little thing is only worth 9.8.
[14:45] ---
    Be serious, sir.
[14:48] ---
    This is made from genuine Phoebezhennan.
[14:50] ---
    Thunder
[14:50] ---
    This is made from genuine Phoebezhennan.
[14:50] ---
    Thunder
[14:50] ---
    Uncle,
[14:52] ---
    where is the sheath of the sword?
[14:55] ---
    Thunder
[14:58] ---
    A sword and its sheath make a pair.
[14:59] ---
    You lost the sheath
[15:02] ---
    and now are selling a crippled
    sword at such a high price.
[15:06] ---
    Let's go home, Lingling.
[15:07] ---
    I just can't stay any longer at
    the stall of a dishonest business.
[15:16] ---
    Finally,
[15:18] ---
    I found you.
[15:19] ---
    Sister.
[15:26] ---
    You are my sword.
[15:37] ---
    Even if the world before me
[15:40] ---
    will change or drift away,
[15:44] ---
    I will be waiting for you
    forever at the end of time.
[15:49] ---
    Before I am ready,
[15:51] ---
    life has changed.
[15:55] ---
    I'm confused at the crossroad,
[15:57] ---
    wondering which way is home.
[16:00] ---
    My birthday wishes,
[16:02] ---
    did anyone hear them this time?
[16:06] ---
    Keep my words to yourself,
[16:08] ---
    and my memories float in the starry sky.
[16:11] ---
    Occasionally I feel depressed.
[16:13] ---
    Occasionally I feel sad.
[16:16] ---
    Who knows the weakness behind my smile?
[16:22] ---
    Mom said that time
[16:24] ---
    once roared like a wind.
[16:27] ---
    Feel your hopes.
[16:29] ---
    Look forward to beautiful.
[16:34] ---
    This power comes because
    we have each other around.
[16:38] ---
    Even if the world before me
[16:40] ---
    will change or drift away,
[16:45] ---
    I will be waiting for you
    forever at the end of time.
[16:50] ---
    I will be waiting for you
    forever at the end of time.
[16:57] ---
    On the night of September 29,
[16:58] ---
    Master Zhuo Yi and the Seven-Star Squad
[17:01] ---
    arrested the swordsman in white
[17:02] ---
    who reportedly forced people to fight
    with him in the Streets of Songhai.
[17:03] ---
    Swordsman in white arrested.
[17:04] ---
    According to the Department of Cultivation,
[17:05] ---
    the suspect is now locked
    away in the supreme jail.
[17:07] ---
    the suspect is now locked
    away in the supreme jail.
[17:07] ---
    Thank you, Master,
[17:08] ---
    to settle another bizarre case.
[17:10] ---
    Have you cleaned things up?
[17:12] ---
    Don't worry. I've made all
    necessary arrangements.
[17:14] ---
    Nobody will know you were involved.
[17:17] ---
    Now that you've found your sheath,
[17:18] ---
    the magnetic field of the
    sword should be gone.
[17:21] ---
    Right.
[17:23] ---
    No matter how sharp a sword is,
[17:25] ---
    it needs a sheath to protect it.
[17:29] ---
    Oh, yes, Master,
[17:30] ---
    where is your sheath?
[17:32] ---
    She's being given a lesson.
[17:33] ---
    A lesson?
[17:39] ---
    I was wrong, sister. Please let me go.
[17:45] ---
    No way.
[17:46] ---
    You messed it up and you mend it yourself.
[17:48] ---
    Repair all the swords.
[17:52] ---
    I want to play video games.

E6 - It's My Round

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[00:14] ---
    Kyuumiya,
[00:15] ---
    you don't know at all why you lost.
[00:17] ---
    What?
[00:20] ---
    Because
[00:21] ---
    you are the only one who
    doesn't follow this animation.
[00:29] ---
    Thunder
[00:45] ---
    Don't let them get away.
[00:57] ---
    Sit down, all of you.
[01:05] ---
    Don't move.
[01:12] ---
    Shit.
[01:14] ---
    Zhuo Yi to headquarters.
[01:15] ---
    The most valuable auction item was stolen.
[01:17] ---
    I request combing the entire
    area along the railroad.
[01:19] ---
    Master Zhuo.
[01:22] ---
    Lord Thunder,
[01:24] ---
    what are you doing here?
[01:25] ---
    Let me ask you first.
[01:27] ---
    Is this what you are looking for?
[01:31] ---
    My young lady, we've got the thing.
[01:34] ---
    Show me.
[01:35] ---
    Yes, my young lady.
[01:45] ---
    Look at the blue sky,
[01:47] ---
    clear sky in the wind.
[01:52] ---
    The sea breeze is soft,
[01:56] ---
    soft as your hug.
SIGN    Adapted from the story of the same title by author Ku Xuan from Chinese Qidian Website of Yuewen Group The Daily Life of the Immortal King
[02:15] ---
    I want to find a corner
[02:18] ---
    where my heart can be lazy for a while.
[02:22] ---
    Summer is like a train
    pulling up in a station,
[02:25] ---
    leaving your troubles behind.
[02:29] ---
    Go for a ride in flip flops.
[02:31] ---
    See who touches the coconut grove first.
[02:33] ---
    Laughter floats far away
[02:34] ---
    in a relaxed atmosphere.
[02:37] ---
    Footprints crisscross into a circle.
[02:38] ---
    Waves erase them, and run away,
[02:42] ---
    saying do it again.
[02:45] ---
    Endless dreams
[02:47] ---
    stir the world.
[02:49] ---
    Break into the colors, and be mad together.
[02:53] ---
    Use your waving hands
[02:56] ---
    to connect the dances of every star.
[03:14] ---
    The Daily Life of the IMMORTAL KING
[03:14] ---
    The Daily Life of the
    IMMORTAL KING Season 3
[03:18] ---
    Episode Six It's My Round
[03:31] ---
    TANG
[03:34] ---
    TANG
[03:49] ---
    Thank you for your help, Lord Thunder,
[03:52] ---
    in taking back the most
    valuable item for the auction.
[03:55] ---
    It's no big deal. Not worth mentioning.
[03:58] ---
    Are you here to participate
    in the auction, Master Zhuo?
[04:02] ---
    No,
[04:03] ---
    I'm here to safeguard the
    transportation of the auction items.
[04:06] ---
    My job is done and I have nothing else to do.
[04:08] ---
    So, I think I'd pay a visit to the biggest
    auction house in the human world.
[04:12] ---
    Are you here to participate, Lord?
[04:15] ---
    Of course.
[04:15] ---
    AUCTION
[04:16] ---
    This is one of the most spectacular occasions of the human world once in a year.
[04:19] ---
    All of the major families gather here,
[04:21] ---
    and numerous treasure items will be circulated.
[04:25] ---
    I can't afford to miss this opportunity.
[04:28] ---
    Time is up. Let's go into the hall.
[04:31] ---
    One moment, Master Zhuo.
[04:33] ---
    Keep your personal information safe.
[04:36] ---
    Board Game
[04:50] ---
    Play your card, bro.
[04:52] ---
    I've been waiting for ages.
[04:58] ---
    NO SMOKING
[05:00] ---
    Pass.
[05:02] ---
    It's my round. Draw a card.
[05:08] ---
    Activating the young Gorimon effect.
[05:10] ---
    Call for evolution: six-armed gorilla.
[05:11] ---
    Evolution
[05:12] ---
    Six-Armed Gorilla
    Evolution
[05:16] ---
    You are doomed!
[05:18] ---
    Six-armed gorilla, use Gorilla Roar.
[05:26] ---
    （HP: Health Point）
[05:38] ---
    What rotten cards you've got.
[05:40] ---
    You are so weak, brother.
[05:42] ---
    Brother,
[05:43] ---
    do you know why you lost?
[05:50] ---
    Six-Armed Gorilla dirt
[05:50] ---
    Your cards were too weak.
[05:55] ---
    Dear cultivator friends,
[05:57] ---
    Songhai Fall Auction
[05:57] ---
    welcome to Songhai Fall Auction.
[06:02] ---
    In this season, we've gathered
[06:03] ---
    over ten thousand items from
    all over the human world,
[06:06] ---
    including immortal plants
    of thousands of years old,
[06:08] ---
    and golden pills and magic
    wares fabricated by masters.
[06:11] ---
    For today's event, we've
    selected tens of Class A lots
[06:15] ---
    from the ten thousand items.
[06:18] ---
    Every one of them is invaluable.
[06:20] ---
    I'm sure all of you present
    today are from top families
[06:23] ---
    or cultivation factions of the human world.
[06:25] ---
    Please enjoy the auction
[06:27] ---
    and bid for the lots you love.
[06:31] ---
    Now the first lot for today's auction,
[06:35] ---
    the remnant of a heavenly book,
[06:36] ---
    the remnant of a heavenly book,
[06:37] ---
    starting at 1 million spiritual coins.
[06:37] ---
    Heaven
[06:40] ---
    1.5 million spiritual coins.
[06:43] ---
    Bidder No. 8 doubles it to 3 million coins.
[06:46] ---
    Bidder No. 2 offers 3.5 million.
[06:49] ---
    No. 8 offers 3.6 million.
[06:51] ---
    The No. 1 auction event in
    the human world, indeed.
[06:54] ---
    It's just an old book, and the price
    has multiplied in a matter of seconds.
[06:57] ---
    It is no ordinary old book.
[07:00] ---
    It carries the legendary Forbidding Spell.
[07:04] ---
    TANG
[07:04] ---
    Three thousand years ago,
[07:06] ---
    the Tang and Sun families engaged in trades in the western regions.
[07:08] ---
    To prevent each other from breaking a deal,
[07:10] ---
    they entered into an unbreakable spell.
[07:11] ---
    SUN
[07:11] ---
    they entered into an unbreakable spell.
[07:14] ---
    The most frequent bidders, No. 2 and No. 8
[07:17] ---
    must be the Sun and Tang families.
[07:19] ---
    As we can see from their offers,
[07:21] ---
    bidder No. 2 is more aggressive.
[07:22] ---
    It should be the Tang family.
[07:24] ---
    No. 8 is more or less defensive.
    It should be the Sun family.
[07:28] ---
    You are good at calculating indeed,
[07:30] ---
    Lord Thunder,
[07:31] ---
    working out the bidders' true identities
[07:33] ---
    from the few clues.
[07:36] ---
    However, why didn't you bid, Lord Thunder?
[07:40] ---
    I have no intentions to get
    involved in their fights.
[07:43] ---
    Of course, it's mostly because...
[07:46] ---
    poor
[07:48] ---
    Convenience Store
[07:50] ---
    Come on.
[07:51] ---
    Wait for me.
[07:57] ---
    Good Luck Doom Breaking
[07:57] ---
    Two boxes of crispy noodles.
[08:01] ---
    Little Raccoon Crispy Noodles
[08:08] ---
    What is it?
[08:15] ---
    Orthrus Dog metal
[08:17] ---
    Rubbish.
[08:18] ---
    Don't worry, brother.
[08:20] ---
    You have two boxes of crispy noodles.
[08:21] ---
    I'm sure you'll get a golden card.
[08:29] ---
    The next lot is
[08:31] ---
    WL long johns.
[08:34] ---
    What's going on?
[08:36] ---
    Long johns at an auction?
[08:38] ---
    Master Zhuo,
[08:39] ---
    you don't know about them.
[08:41] ---
    Songhai Fall Auction
[08:41] ---
    They are no ordinary long johns.
[09:04] ---
    Must be super expensive. They are crazy.
[09:05] ---
    It...it can't be.
[09:07] ---
    A mysterious buyer
[09:09] ---
    got the treasure garment by chance.
[09:12] ---
    It is said that the long johns used
    to be worn by a supreme cultivator.
[09:16] ---
    The enlightened long johns can even
    defend against nuclear attacks.
[09:22] ---
    There are two letters W
    and L on the long johns.
[09:25] ---
    Therefore, they are called WL long johns.
[09:31] ---
    Daddy,
[09:32] ---
    do you know where Lingling's
    red long johns are?
[09:35] ---
    They were too old.
[09:37] ---
    I threw them away.
[09:39] ---
    Balance
    scan receive pay my
[09:41] ---
    Got to hurry.
[09:42] ---
    They are invaluable treasures.
    I must have them.
[09:44] ---
    Songhai Fall Auction
    Lot 4: WL Long Johns
[09:44] ---
    The starting price is 5 million spiritual coins.
[09:50] ---
    Ten million.
[09:51] ---
    Bidder No. 2 offers ten million.
[09:52] ---
    A very aggressive bid.
[09:54] ---
    Any more bid?
[09:56] ---
    Ten million calling once.
    What shall we do, Dad?
[09:57] ---
    We spent too much on the Forbidding Spell.
[10:00] ---
    Damn.
[10:01] ---
    I didn't know there would be such a treasure.
[10:03] ---
    poor
[10:05] ---
    An auction like this
[10:06] ---
    is not for us earthlings to take part in.
[10:09] ---
    Besides, the auction is coming to an end.
[10:12] ---
    The participants have almost used up their coin reserves.
[10:15] ---
    I'm afraid no one can bid higher than Tang.
[10:17] ---
    Songhai Fall Auction
    Lot 4: WL Long Johns
[10:17] ---
    11 million.
[10:19] ---
    What's the matter?
[10:20] ---
    There's still someone who can
    come up with such a high offer.
[10:23] ---
    Interesting.
[10:25] ---
    No. 9 has been silent
[10:28] ---
    so her identity is still unknown.
[10:30] ---
    I have worked out
[10:32] ---
    all the major families from Huaxiu.
[10:34] ---
    With these inland families
    out of the picture,
[10:36] ---
    the only one left is...
[10:39] ---
    My young lady,
[10:40] ---
    our spiritual coins are
    for the most valuable lot.
[10:42] ---
    If you spend them now...
[10:45] ---
    Whoever gets the long johns
[10:47] ---
    gets the world.
[10:49] ---
    Convenience Store
[10:56] ---
    Orthrus Hound wood
[11:02] ---
    Let's go, Yanyan.
[11:04] ---
    This brother has really bad luck.
[11:05] ---
    We'll have bad luck too if
    we stay long beside him.
[11:14] ---
    Little Raccoon Crispy Noodles
[11:24] ---
    16 million.
[11:26] ---
    Congratulations. The WL long
    johns sold to bidder No. 9.
[11:29] ---
    AUCTION
[11:29] ---
    Dear guests,
[11:30] ---
    we now come to the last but
    not least lot of this auction.
[11:34] ---
    This item is very valuable.
[11:35] ---
    It was stolen on its way
    to the auction house.
[11:38] ---
    However, with the help of a master,
[11:41] ---
    the Seven-Star Squad was able to retrieve it.
[11:43] ---
    Now let's welcome the most
    valuable lot of this auction,
[11:46] ---
    the Sealed White-Eyed Blue Dragon.
[11:50] ---
    The Sealed White-Eyed Blue Dragon.
[11:54] ---
    Dad,
[11:55] ---
    this is it. It shows up.
[11:59] ---
    Wait.
[12:00] ---
    Isn't this...
[12:03] ---
    That's right.
[12:04] ---
    This is the omnipotent wish box that
    can fulfill any and all of your wishes,
[12:09] ---
    the Sealed
[12:11] ---
    White-Eyed Blue Dragon.
[12:13] ---
    White-Eyed Blue Dragon.
[12:13] ---
    Songhai Fall Auction
[12:13] ---
    We start at
[12:13] ---
    We start at
[12:16] ---
    10 million spiritual coins.
[12:18] ---
    You may bid for it now.
[12:21] ---
    Bidder No. 9 offers 15 million.
[12:23] ---
    Good. No 2 offers 16 million.
[12:26] ---
    20 million.
[12:28] ---
    Calm down, my lord.
[12:29] ---
    We don't have that many spiritual coins.
[12:31] ---
    We can mortgage the magic
    mountain at any time.
[12:34] ---
    My lord, that is a property
    handed down from our ancestors.
[12:37] ---
    Are you nuts?
[12:39] ---
    This is an omnipotent magic dragon.
[12:41] ---
    If I get it, I can have however
    many spiritual coins I want.
[12:45] ---
    Yeah, right.
[12:46] ---
    30 million.
[12:48] ---
    Right, I want to mortgage the Tang Tower.
[12:50] ---
    I want spiritual coins, in cash.
[12:51] ---
    Bidder No. 5 offers 32 million.
[12:53] ---
    33 million.
[12:55] ---
    Good. No. 3 offers 33 million.
[12:59] ---
    34 million.
[13:02] ---
    Don't stop me.
[13:03] ---
    I've got to have it.
[13:05] ---
    Go. Go higher.
[13:07] ---
    No. 2 35 million.
[13:09] ---
    40 million.
[13:22] ---
    No. 9 offers 40 million.
[13:25] ---
    Any more bid?
[13:27] ---
    40 million calling once.
[13:31] ---
    I've made thorough investigations
[13:32] ---
    about the financial status
    of the major families.
[13:35] ---
    Nobody present today can offer
    a price higher than mine.
[13:39] ---
    No. 13 offers 45 million.
[13:42] ---
    What?
[13:43] ---
    Lord Thunder,
[13:46] ---
    you just said you didn't have
    that many spiritual coins.
[13:48] ---
    Don't be so excited, Master Zhuo.
[13:50] ---
    I was telling you the truth.
[13:52] ---
    How come you have so many
    spiritual coins all of a sudden?
[13:55] ---
    The red long johns
[13:57] ---
    are from my collection.
[14:00] ---
    So, he has planned everything.
[14:04] ---
    caller unknown
[14:10] ---
    45 million calling once.
[14:14] ---
    45 million calling twice.
[14:16] ---
    Wait.
[14:17] ---
    87 million.
[14:23] ---
    Is it high enough?
[14:26] ---
    Should be.
[14:28] ---
    87 million calling once.
[14:30] ---
    87 million calling twice.
[14:33] ---
    87 million...sold.
[14:52] ---
    Master.
[14:57] ---
    Master,
[15:00] ---
    this is the gourd you wanted.
[15:02] ---
    I don't believe it.
[15:04] ---
    The financer behind Zhuo Yi is a kid.
[15:08] ---
    Or he could be some old thing who
    has mastered anti-aging magic.
[15:12] ---
    What the hell.
[15:13] ---
    I'm the only one who knows
[15:15] ---
    how to unseal the gourd.
[15:51] ---
    That was horrible.
[15:53] ---
    He broke the ancient seal with brute force.
[16:00] ---
    Human,
[16:01] ---
    was it you who released me?
[16:06] ---
    En.
[16:08] ---
    Human,
[16:10] ---
    I can fulfill any wish you make.
[16:15] ---
    Say it.
[16:18] ---
    So this is the omnipotent magic dragon.
[16:21] ---
    Master,
[16:22] ---
    what wish are you going to make?
[16:36] ---
    Master!
[16:38] ---
    What did you do, Master?
[16:41] ---
    87 million, and you just chopped it.
[16:47] ---
    White-Eyed Blue Dragon Run
[16:58] ---
    Even if the world before me
[17:00] ---
    will change or drift away,
[17:05] ---
    I will be waiting for you
    forever at the end of time.
[17:10] ---
    Before I am ready,
[17:12] ---
    life has changed.
[17:16] ---
    I'm confused at the crossroad,
[17:18] ---
    wondering which way is home.
[17:21] ---
    My birthday wishes,
[17:23] ---
    did anyone hear them this time?
[17:27] ---
    Keep my words to myself,
[17:29] ---
    and my memories float in the starry sky.
[17:32] ---
    Occasionally I feel depressed.
[17:34] ---
    Occasionally I feel sad.
[17:37] ---
    Who knows the weakness behind my smile?
[17:43] ---
    Mom said that time
[17:45] ---
    once roared like a wind.
[17:47] ---
    Feel your hopes.
[17:50] ---
    Look forward to beautiful.
[17:54] ---
    This power comes because
    we have each other around.
[17:59] ---
    Even if the world before me
[18:01] ---
    will change or drift away,
[18:05] ---
    I will be waiting for you
    forever at the end of time.
[18:11] ---
    I will be waiting for you
    forever at the end of time.

E7 - Welcome To Join The Exorcist Team!

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[00:14] ---
    Kyuumiya,
[00:15] ---
    you don't know at all why you lost.
[00:17] ---
    What?
[00:20] ---
    Because
[00:21] ---
    you are the only one who doesn't follow this animation.
[00:33] ---
    What's wrong with you?
[00:34] ---
    Watch it.
[00:35] ---
    Sorry.
[00:36] ---
    Slip of the finger. Slip of the finger.
[00:39] ---
    Security in Songhai is getting worse and worse.
[00:42] ---
    Exorcists seem to be everywhere in the streets.
[00:47] ---
    Don't you know something called personal quality?
[00:49] ---
    Damn rascals.
[00:50] ---
    One day or another, the Seven-Star Squad will lock them up in the supreme jail.
[00:55] ---
    Wait a minute.
[00:59] ---
    Brother Wang,
[01:00] ---
    did I scold him so loud?
[01:03] ---
    En.
[01:04] ---
    Oh, no.
[01:05] ---
    He is an exorcist. He is coming back to me.
[01:08] ---
    What shall I do, Brother Wang?
[01:10] ---
    I don't think an apology will settle it.
[01:16] ---
    You get out of here, Brother Wang.
[01:17] ---
    I am the one he wants.
[01:22] ---
    Guo Hao, what did you say?
[01:23] ---
    Guo Hao, what did you say?
[01:26] ---
    Chen Chao?
[01:28] ---
    Look at the blue sky,
[01:31] ---
    clear sky in the wind.
[01:36] ---
    The sea breeze is soft,
[01:40] ---
    soft as your hug.
SIGN    Adapted from the story of the same title by author Ku Xuan from Chinese Qidian Website of Yuewen Group The Daily Life of the Immortal King
[01:58] ---
    I want to find a corner
[02:02] ---
    where my heart can be lazy for a while.
[02:05] ---
    Summer is like a train pulling up in a station,
[02:09] ---
    leaving your troubles behind.
[02:13] ---
    Go for a ride in flip flops.
[02:15] ---
    See who touches the coconut grove first.
[02:17] ---
    Laughter floats far away
[02:18] ---
    in a relaxed atmosphere.
[02:20] ---
    Footprints crisscross into a circle.
[02:22] ---
    Waves erase them, and run away,
[02:26] ---
    saying do it again.
[02:29] ---
    Endless dreams
[02:31] ---
    stir the world.
[02:33] ---
    Break into the colors, and be mad together.
[02:36] ---
    Use your waving hands
[02:39] ---
    to connect the dances of every star.
[02:57] ---
    The Daily Life of the IMMORTAL KING Season 3
[03:02] ---
    Episode Seven Welcome To Join The Exorcist Team!
[03:05] ---
    Who is this guy?
[03:08] ---
    They say he is the chief of Class Elite Level 3.
[03:10] ---
    I thought Faction 60 had quite good school morals.
[03:12] ---
    Is it alright not to wear a school uniform on campus?
[03:15] ---
    What does the stick mean?
[03:17] ---
    Aren't the instructors going to say something?
[03:21] ---
    Hey, man,
[03:22] ---
    bubble gums.
[03:23] ---
    Tea
[03:25] ---
    Didn't you hear me, man?
[03:28] ---
    I want bubble gums.
[03:31] ---
    Chen Chao.
[03:32] ---
    Come. Come over here.
[03:33] ---
    I want to talk to you about something.
[03:35] ---
    I'm buying...
[03:37] ---
    Tea
[03:38] ---
    Wait. My spiritual coins
    Tea
[03:39] ---
    Tea
[03:43] ---
    Little Raccoon
[03:46] ---
    Look at you.
[03:48] ---
    Look at the way you dress.
[03:49] ---
    How embarrassing.
[03:51] ---
    What's wrong with my dress?
[03:53] ---
    This is the uniform of the Exorcist Team.
[03:56] ---
    You joined the Exorcist Team?
[03:58] ---
    Yes, I did.
[03:58] ---
    This is also from the Exorcist Team.
[04:00] ---
    This is also from the Exorcist Team.
[04:00] ---
    I go to their headquarter to clock in every day.
[04:04] ---
    The chief of Faction 60's Class Elite
[04:06] ---
    should join a foreign community.
[04:07] ---
    It's outrageous.
[04:11] ---
    It's for me to decide
[04:13] ---
    which community to join and what dress to wear.
[04:14] ---
    You have no right to interfere.
[04:15] ---
    But...
[04:16] ---
    it looks bad for our faction.
[04:19] ---
    What do you mean it looks bad?
[04:20] ---
    The way I dress doesn't affect anyone.
[04:23] ---
    Your arms are too long.
[04:26] ---
    I'm your buddy.
[04:27] ---
    Stop embarrassing yourself.
[04:28] ---
    Take off your dress.
[04:30] ---
    Nonsense.
[04:32] ---
    You are...
[04:33] ---
    What?
[04:45] ---
    Boy,
[04:46] ---
    you have been doing well in school.
[04:48] ---
    What's wrong with you now?
[04:52] ---
    Brother Wang,
[04:53] ---
    what happened to Chief Chen?
[04:55] ---
    Nobody knows what got into his mind.
[04:57] ---
    He joined the Exorcist Team.
[05:00] ---
    Those strange guys that recently appeared in the streets?
[05:03] ---
    Right.
[05:03] ---
    Instructor,
    Right.
[05:04] ---
    it is my honor to join the Exorcist Team.
    Right.
[05:04] ---
    it is my honor to join the Exorcist Team.
    I tried to talk him out of it,
[05:06] ---
    I tried to talk him out of it,
[05:06] ---
    I warn you.
    but he is someone who sticks to what he believes.
[05:07] ---
    Quit the dubious community now.
    but he is someone who sticks to what he believes.
[05:08] ---
    Quit the dubious community now.
    I don't think Instructor Pan can convince him.
[05:09] ---
    An Exorcist Team.
    I don't think Instructor Pan can convince him.
[05:10] ---
    What a laugh.
[05:10] ---
    Let's go talk to Uncle Chen.
    What a laugh.
[05:11] ---
    Let's go talk to Uncle Chen.
[05:14] ---
    No no no.
[05:15] ---
    Remember the time when Chen Chao gave rewards to a live streamer?
[05:17] ---
    Uncle Chen almost killed him.
[05:19] ---
    We must do something.
[05:20] ---
    We can't let Chief Chen fall into evil hands.
[05:23] ---
    We can make them...
[05:25] ---
    swallow our bait willingly.
[05:30] ---
    Target confirmed.
[05:31] ---
    No other peds spotted around the alley.
[05:34] ---
    Go, Sister Sun.
[05:35] ---
    Is it going to work?
[05:37] ---
    Are you sure they will take the bait?
[05:39] ---
    Sure.
[05:40] ---
    They look so vicious,
[05:42] ---
    and you are so beautiful.
[05:43] ---
    As soon as these rascals see you,
[05:45] ---
    they will show their true nature.
[05:46] ---
    We will record their hideous behavior,
[05:48] ---
    and Chen Chao will definitely quit the Exorcist Team when he sees the video.
[05:51] ---
    What if we break into a fight?
[05:53] ---
    Who will account for it if I hurt them?
[05:56] ---
    Don't worry.
[05:57] ---
    Wang Ling and I will come down to save you and do you justice.
[06:10] ---
    Hold it.
[06:12] ---
    What...what do you want?
[06:16] ---
    Why do you take off your clothes?
[06:25] ---
    Miss,
[06:27] ---
    you can go now.
[06:31] ---
    Songhai Hotel
    We won't allow a lady like you
[06:33] ---
    Songhai Hotel
    to step on filth.
[06:37] ---
    Miss, you can go now.
[06:40] ---
    We won't allow a lady like you
[06:41] ---
    What a lousy idea you had, Guo Hao!
    We won't allow a lady like you
[06:43] ---
    What a lousy idea you had, Guo Hao!
    to step on filth.
[06:44] ---
    to step on filth.
[06:44] ---
    This is just great.
    to step on filth.
[06:45] ---
    We didn't take down their dark side.
[06:47] ---
    On the contrary, we proved their nobility.
[06:49] ---
    I won't give up.
[06:51] ---
    I still don't trust them.
[06:52] ---
    There must be something up their sleeve.
[06:54] ---
    They must have known you are of a very high phase.
[06:56] ---
    They knew they were not strong enough,
[06:57] ---
    so they were polite to you.
[06:58] ---
    I'm not sure.
[06:59] ---
    Could they have found out that I was protected by spiritual force?
[07:03] ---
    Come and have a look.
[07:03] ---
    See what I just found out.
[07:06] ---
    Guo Hao, what did you find out?
[07:08] ---
    Look.
[07:09] ---
    What?
[07:11] ---
    They do not help the granny cross the street.
[07:13] ---
    Guo Hao,
[07:14] ---
    you are morally blackmailing them.
[07:17] ---
    Look for yourself.
[07:18] ---
    They just stand there and watch.
[07:20] ---
    What is there on a granny that can draw their attention?
[07:22] ---
    No.
[07:23] ---
    Their eyes may be on the granny's purse.
[07:26] ---
    You are right.
[07:27] ---
    It is an LU purse.
[07:29] ---
    She is in danger.
[07:32] ---
    We will catch them red-handed this time.
[07:34] ---
    Let's see what Chen Chao is going to...
[07:36] ---
    What's the matter?
[07:37] ---
    What is Chen Chao doing here?
[07:39] ---
    The two exorcists are moving.
[07:42] ---
    Granny, let me help you.
[07:44] ---
    Run.
[07:46] ---
    Senior brothers, you...
[07:51] ---
    Run.
[07:53] ---
    She is a demon.
[08:06] ---
    Now I get it.
[08:08] ---
    The two exorcists are track down demons.
[08:10] ---
    That's why...
[08:10] ---
    What are you waiting for? Let's go get them.
[08:17] ---
    So powerful.
[08:21] ---
    Are you alright, bro?
[08:33] ---
    Guo Hao?
[08:34] ---
    What are you doing here?
[08:42] ---
    I'll leave her to you.
[08:46] ---
    En.
[08:56] ---
    Sorry, Chen Chao.
[08:57] ---
    I shouldn't have asked you to quit the Exorcist Team.
[09:00] ---
    I thought exorcists were all bad eggs,
[09:03] ---
    so...
[09:06] ---
    That's normal.
[09:08] ---
    When we first came to Huaxiu,
[09:09] ---
    many people misunderstood us.
[09:12] ---
    Quite a lot of demons had stolen into Huaxiu.
[09:15] ---
    The Seven-Star Squad asked us to help them get rid of the demons.
[09:18] ---
    Because we are foreigners,
[09:20] ---
    many Huaxiu people are on guard against us
[09:22] ---
    and doubt about what we do.
[09:23] ---
    The ideal of the Exorcist Team
[09:25] ---
    is for Huaxiu and Sunland to break the 1000-year estrangement between them
[09:29] ---
    and acknowledge each other's culture.
[09:31] ---
    Therefore, we have been fighting on the front line of exorcism
[09:35] ---
    and prove to Huaxiu people, with our achievements,
[09:37] ---
    the determination of the Exorcist Team.
[09:39] ---
    To this end, we will drive all demons out of the human world,
[09:43] ---
    every single one of them.
[09:45] ---
    Wonderful.
[09:46] ---
    So this is the ideal and pursuit of the Exorcist Team.
[09:49] ---
    Because of this,
[09:50] ---
    Mr. Chen, who shared the same ideal with us,
[09:53] ---
    joined the Exorcist Team.
[09:55] ---
    I can see that the two of you have quite good skills.
[09:57] ---
    Care to join us?
[10:00] ---
    Sure. No problem.
[10:02] ---
    Wait.
[10:02] ---
    Little Raccoon
[10:03] ---
    You said the two of us.
    Little Raccoon
[10:05] ---
    Little Raccoon
[10:06] ---
    Can't Brother Wang join the Exorcist Team as well?
    Little Raccoon
[10:07] ---
    Little Raccoon
[10:08] ---
    I'm very sorry.
[10:09] ---
    This little friend looks thin and weak.
[10:13] ---
    The Exorcist Team can't guarantee his safety.
[10:16] ---
    Why not?
[10:17] ---
    Although Wang Ling's spiritual force value is only 5, but he...
[10:20] ---
    Exorcism is dangerous work,
[10:23] ---
    not a game.
[10:25] ---
    We must safeguard every member of our team.
[10:29] ---

[10:38] ---
    Wang Ling,
[10:39] ---
    I know what the exorcist said was humiliating.
[10:41] ---
    He didn't invite you to join them.
[10:42] ---
    You must be feeling sad.
[10:44] ---
    Don't worry.
[10:45] ---
    I'll do my best to get you into the team.
[10:47] ---
    No need.
[10:48] ---
    Wang Ling,
[10:50] ---
    do you know why I joined the Exorcist Team?
[10:54] ---
    In the sword test a few days ago,
[10:56] ---
    you spoiled my Li Chao.
[10:57] ---
    My dad thought I was a shame to the Chen family
[11:00] ---
    and drove me out of home.
[11:03] ---
    I was down and depressed.
[11:30] ---
    Then the Exorcist Team came to me and helped me out of the low point of my life.
[11:34] ---
    If they accepted the downhearted me,
[11:35] ---
    If they accepted the downhearted me,
[11:36] ---
    they will sure accept the Value 5 Wang Ling.
[11:37] ---
    they will sure accept the Value 5 Wang Ling.
[11:40] ---
    Even if I have to go through the back door,
[11:41] ---
    I'll get you into the Exorcist Team.
[11:43] ---
    BACK DOOR
[11:46] ---
    Sorry to disturb you at a late hour.
[11:48] ---
    Customize
    Sorry to disturb you at a late hour.
[11:53] ---
    So little.
[11:54] ---
    Three little kids got involved this time,
[11:57] ---
    and they hit me for real.
[11:58] ---
    Will you account for my work-related injury?
[12:00] ---
    That was force majeure.
[12:02] ---
    It is clearly stated in the contract
[12:05] ---
    that it is not insured.
[12:10] ---
    Evil humans.
[12:13] ---
    Get out of here if you are done.
[12:15] ---
    Take your money and go.
[12:16] ---
    Somebody is waiting in line here.
[12:22] ---
    The Exorcist Team...
[12:25] ---
    They are in collusion with the demons.
[12:29] ---
    Mr. Chen,
[12:31] ---
    you came
[12:33] ---
    at the wrong time.
[12:37] ---
    Majima San,
[12:39] ---
    is it all a set-up?
[12:41] ---
    Our relationship.
[12:43] ---
    This exorcist stick.
[12:48] ---
    Mr. Chen,
[12:50] ---
    I have to call it off.
[12:53] ---
    You've known too much.
[13:01] ---
    Did you think that stick
[13:03] ---
    could really hurt me?
[13:08] ---
    This is impossible.
[13:10] ---
    This is not real.
[13:11] ---
    This is impossible. This is not real.
[13:13] ---
    This is impossible.
[13:14] ---
    This is not real.
[13:19] ---
    Looks like we don't have to finish him with our own hands.
[13:22] ---
    This boy is bewitched.
[13:28] ---
    You over there,
[13:30] ---
    your friend is bewitched.
[13:34] ---
    I advise you to be...
[13:42] ---
    You do have some guts, bro.
[13:44] ---
    It seems you have something on you mind.
[13:56] ---
    The stick works quite well.
[13:58] ---
    I can see you've been doing something like this all the time.
[14:02] ---
    You want to be the wise guy?
[14:04] ---
    Go.
[14:05] ---
    Finish him.
[14:57] ---
    Hope this would teach them a lesson.
[15:05] ---
    Wang Ling.
[15:21] ---
    Evil spirit exposed.
[15:22] ---
    Mental awareness lost.
[15:30] ---
    It takes...
[15:32] ---
    more subtle treatments.
[15:38] ---
    Alright.
[15:53] ---
    Wake...
[15:54] ---
    up...
[15:55] ---
    now!
[16:13] ---
    What happened?
[16:15] ---
    The Exorcist Team and the demons
[16:17] ---
    have all been knocked out.
[16:20] ---
    Brother Wang.
[16:22] ---
    Brother Wang.
[16:23] ---
    Chen Chao,
[16:25] ---
    thank you
[16:26] ---
    for saving my life.
[16:28] ---
    Ah.
[16:32] ---
    No, Brother Wang.
[16:34] ---
    Brother Wang, I don't get it.
[16:35] ---
    Brother Wang. Hey.
[16:40] ---
    Even if the world before me
[16:43] ---
    will change or drift away,
[16:47] ---
    I will be waiting for you forever at the end of time.
[16:53] ---
    Before I am ready,
[16:55] ---
    life has changed.
[16:58] ---
    I'm confused at the crossroad,
[17:00] ---
    wondering which way is home.
[17:04] ---
    My birthday wishes,
[17:06] ---
    did anyone hear them this time?
[17:09] ---
    Keep my words to myself,
[17:11] ---
    and my memories float in the starry sky.
[17:14] ---
    Occasionally I feel depressed.
[17:17] ---
    Occasionally I feel sad.
[17:20] ---
    Who knows the weakness behind my smile?
[17:25] ---
    Mom said that time
[17:27] ---
    once roared like a wind.
[17:30] ---
    Feel your hopes.
[17:33] ---
    Look forward to beautiful.
[17:37] ---
    This power comes because we have each other around.
[17:41] ---
    Even if the world before me
[17:44] ---
    will change or drift away,
[17:48] ---
    I will be waiting for you forever at the end of time.
[17:53] ---
    I will be waiting for you forever at the end of time.

E8 - A False Hero

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[00:14] ---
    Kyuumiya,
[00:15] ---
    you don't know at all why you lost.
[00:17] ---
    What?
[00:20] ---
    Because
[00:21] ---
    you are the only one who
    doesn't follow this animation.
[00:29] ---
    Hello?
[00:30] ---
    Property Management to read the water meter.
[00:32] ---
    Back Door
[00:37] ---
    We have our own well.
[00:39] ---
    No water meter.
[00:58] ---
    Hello? Courier service.
[00:59] ---
    Parcel delivery.
[01:01] ---
    Nobody in this house does online shopping.
[01:03] ---
    Wrong address.
[01:07] ---
    This is the Sever-Star Squad. Open the gate.
[01:09] ---
    We didn't request home service
    from the Seven-Star Squad.
[01:12] ---
    Wrong door.
[01:14] ---
    Boom!
[01:24] ---
    Nobody move.
[01:25] ---
    Hands up.
[01:39] ---
    Well...Captain,
[01:40] ---
    don't you think we are short of hands here?
[01:43] ---
    En. You're right.
[01:45] ---
    You hold on against them for a while.
[01:46] ---
    I'm going to get backup.
[02:04] ---
    Customize
[02:15] ---
    Digital Devices Recycle
[02:24] ---
    Master Zhuo,
[02:26] ---
    we are here.
[02:35] ---
    Master Zhuo,
[02:36] ---
    did you knock them out all by yourself?
[02:42] ---
    That's right.
[02:53] ---
    Look at the blue sky,
[02:55] ---
    clear sky in the wind.
[03:00] ---
    The sea breeze is soft,
[03:04] ---
    soft as your hug.
SIGN    Adapted from the story of the same title by author Ku Xuan from Chinese Qidian Website of Yuewen Group The Daily Life of the Immortal King
[03:23] ---
    I want to find a corner
[03:26] ---
    where my heart can be lazy for a while.
[03:30] ---
    Summer is like a train
    pulling up in a station,
[03:33] ---
    leaving your troubles behind.
[03:38] ---
    Go for a ride in flip flops.
[03:40] ---
    See who touches the coconut grove first.
[03:41] ---
    Laughter floats far away
[03:43] ---
    in a relaxed atmosphere.
[03:45] ---
    Footprints crisscross into a circle.
[03:47] ---
    Waves erase them, and run away,
[03:50] ---
    saying do it again.
[03:54] ---
    Endless dreams
[03:56] ---
    stir the world.
[03:57] ---
    Break into the colors, and be mad together.
[04:01] ---
    Use your waving hands
[04:04] ---
    to connect the dances of every star.
[04:22] ---
    The Daily Life of the
    IMMORTAL KING Season 3
[04:27] ---
    Episode Eight A False Hero
[04:34] ---
    Sorry, Master Zhuo.
[04:36] ---
    My fault.
[04:38] ---
    I was kidding.
[04:40] ---
    Such a small injury won't cause me any pain.
[04:47] ---
    Master Zhuo, go on the stage in 10 seconds.
[04:49] ---
    Now let's welcome the man
[04:51] ---
    who touches Huaxiu in year 4396,
[04:53] ---
    the hero of Songhai,
[04:55] ---
    Zhuo Yi,
[04:56] ---
    Master Zhuo.
[05:01] ---
    Touching Huaxiu
[05:12] ---
    Zhuo
[05:15] ---
    Zhuo Zhuo Yi
[05:35] ---
    Ten years ago, when the
    demon race first invaded us,
[05:39] ---
    I was an intern on the Seven-Star Squad.
[05:42] ---
    Like anyone else,
[05:43] ---
    I was filled with fear facing the war.
[05:47] ---
    At the most crucial moment,
[05:49] ---
    the Seven-Star Squad suffered great losses.
[05:52] ---
    In face of the Level 5 Demon King,
[05:54] ---
    I could see no sign of hope at all.
[05:56] ---
    I was thinking of running away from it
[05:58] ---
    when I saw this kid,
[06:00] ---
    standing right in front of the Giant Frog.
[06:02] ---
    If I didn't do something,
[06:03] ---
    the kid would be crushed by the Giant Frog.
[06:16] ---
    At that moment,
[06:17] ---
    I overcame my fear and,
[06:19] ---
    with a surge of spiritual
    force I had never known,
[06:21] ---
    punched the Giant Frog into the air.
[06:25] ---
    After this war,
[06:27] ---
    I made up mind
[06:29] ---
    to be the defender of Songhai.
[06:31] ---
    You all know what has happened since then.
[06:34] ---
    Two years ago, we wiped out Shadow
    Faction, a group of assassins.
[06:37] ---
    A couple of months ago, we defeated the
    second invasion from the demon race.
[06:41] ---
    After the war, a great many demons
    ran away from the demon world.
[06:43] ---
    The spatial crack above Songhai is the
    portal between the human and demon worlds.
[06:47] ---
    Demons came to our world through the crack
[06:49] ---
    and brought about security
    problems in Songhai.
[06:52] ---
    However, there is nothing to worry
    about, my dear Songhai citizens.
[06:55] ---
    Yesterday, I smashed a major demon hideout
[06:59] ---
    and arrested over a hundred
    illegal immigrants.
[07:02] ---
    We appreciate your support to the
    Seven-Star Squad over the years.
[07:06] ---
    We will continue to safeguard the
    security and peace of Songhai.
[07:09] ---
    Thank you.
[07:10] ---
    Zhuo Zhuo Yi
[07:10] ---
    Zhuo Yi. Zhuo Yi.
    Zhuo Zhuo Yi
[07:16] ---
    Zhuo Yi. Zhuo Yi.
    Touching Huaxiu
[07:19] ---
    Zhuo Yi. Zhuo Yi.
[07:21] ---
    Thank you.
    Zhuo Yi. Zhuo Yi.
[07:23] ---
    Zhuo Yi. Zhuo Yi.
[07:27] ---
    Who turned out the lights?
[07:28] ---
    What's wrong?
[07:28] ---
    What happened?
[07:36] ---
    Who is this man?
[07:38] ---
    What is going on?
[07:40] ---
    What's happening?
[07:42] ---
    This is faked.
[07:43] ---
    I don't think so.
[07:45] ---
    A surveillance video doesn't lie.
[07:46] ---
    I don't believe it.
[07:47] ---
    Is Master Zhuo cheating us?
[07:50] ---
    I'm not sure.
[07:51] ---
    This...this is the surveillance
    video from yesterday.
[07:51] ---
    Is that Master Zhuo?
    This...this is the surveillance video from yesterday.
[07:52] ---
    This...this is the surveillance
    video from yesterday.
[08:13] ---
    It...
[08:14] ---
    it is different from what I remember.
SIGN    Hot News Zhuo Yi Cheated. Songhai Daily Deleted Zhuo Yi related reports Netizens comment on Zhuo Yi Cheating
SIGN    Top 10 Figures that Touches Huaxiu
    Zhuo Yi Fabricated His Achievements
    How to balance competence and virtue
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    Zhuo Yi Fabricated His Achievements
    How to balance competence and virtue
[08:26] ---
    Zhuo Yi cheated.
    A shocking scandal.
[08:26] ---
    Is there someone behind it?
    Hero of Songhai
[08:26] ---
    Is there someone behind it?
    Hero of Songhai
[08:26] ---
    Is there someone behind it?
    Hero of Songhai
[08:27] ---
    The Hero of Songhai is a fraud.
SIGN    Zhuo Yi's cheating has drawn great public attention these days. A minute-long video faithfully recorded the Seven-Star Squad catching demons. It was not Zhuo Yi, but someone else. Investigations are underway. Consequences unknown.
[08:28] ---
    Zhuo Yi's brilliant
    achievements are fabricated.
SIGN    Zhuo Yi's cheating has drawn great public attention these days. A minute-long video faithfully recorded the Seven-Star Squad catching demons. It was not Zhuo Yi, but someone else. Investigations are underway. Consequences unknown.
[08:28] ---
    Zhuo Yi's brilliant achievements are fabricated.
    Zhuo Yi Cheated?! Nightmare of Today's Songhai!?
SIGN    Zhuo Yi's brilliant achievements are fabricated. Zhuo Yi Cheated?! Nightmare of Today's Songhai!?
[08:28] ---
    Scum. You cheated me.
SIGN    Zhuo Yi's brilliant achievements are fabricated.
SIGN    Zhuo Yi's brilliant achievements are fabricated. Songhai Today 1 hour News Songhai Cheated? Hero is down? Is there someone behind him? Honored Hero disappoints his fans.
SIGN    Songhai Today 1 hour News Songhai Cheated? Hero is down? Is there someone behind him? Honored Hero disappoints his fans.
SIGN    Songhai Today 1 hour News Songhai Cheated? Hero is down? Is there someone behind him? Honored Hero disappoints his fans.
[08:30] ---
    Give me back my youth.
[08:30] ---
    Give me back my youth.
[08:32] ---
    I knew it.
[08:32] ---
    Songhai Faction 59 Cultivation School
[08:33] ---
    Zhuo Yi is only of golden pill phase.
[08:35] ---
    How could he have beaten
    the Level 5 Demon King?
[08:37] ---
    Songhai Entertainment
[08:37] ---
    Calm down, please.
[08:38] ---
    The video might have been forged.
[08:40] ---
    How do you forge a video?
[08:42] ---
    We must trust Master Zhuo.
[08:44] ---
    I once fought side by side with him.
[08:45] ---
    His didn't fabricate anything.
[08:47] ---
    Source of Voice Instructor of a Faction
[08:48] ---
    Zhuo Yi graduated from our
    faction in year 4386 indeed,
[08:52] ---
    but that was 10 years ago.
[08:54] ---
    This incident doesn't have
    anything to do with our faction.
[08:56] ---
    Songhai Livelihood
[08:57] ---
    You betrayed us.
[08:59] ---
    I want my money back.
[09:01] ---
    Money back.
[09:05] ---
    Zhuo,
[09:06] ---
    as you can see,
[09:08] ---
    the public is quite agitated this time.
[09:10] ---
    Chief,
[09:11] ---
    these are all allegations. It's libel.
[09:13] ---
    I have been working in the Seven-Star
    Squad for so many years.
[09:14] ---
    You've seen everything I do,
[09:16] ---
    and you know what kind of a person I am.
[09:17] ---
    How could I have fabricated my achievements?
[09:17] ---
    Calm down, Zhuo.
    How could I have fabricated my achievements?
[09:20] ---
    We must clarify it to the press,
[09:22] ---
    and then find out who is
    behind these allegations.
[09:25] ---
    This is a matter of the Department
    of Cultivation's credibility.
[09:27] ---
    Zhuo Yi.
[09:34] ---
    Zhuo Yi.
[09:36] ---
    Sit down.
[09:46] ---
    For all these years, you've been
    working hard without any complaints.
[09:49] ---
    We know all about it.
[09:52] ---
    For 10 years, you worked all the time
[09:54] ---
    and never took one single day off.
[09:57] ---
    It is time you had a long vacation.
[10:04] ---
    Alright.
[10:10] ---
    Leave your sword and badge before you go.
[10:23] ---
    Master Zhuo,
[10:24] ---
    we were just...
[10:36] ---
    No need to explain, dear colleagues.
[10:39] ---
    I know what you were going to say.
[10:41] ---
    Hills will always stand there,
    and rivers will continue to flow,
[10:43] ---
    but I am going to withdraw
    myself from the scene.
[10:47] ---
    The security and peace of
    Songhai will be in your hands.
[11:01] ---
    Shit.
[11:03] ---
    I left the keys on my desk.
[11:05] ---
    OK. I'm going to fly back on my sword.
[11:17] ---
    Be Lazy
[11:18] ---
    Finally, the workaholic is gone.
    Be Lazy
[11:19] ---
    We don't have to work all the time.
    Be Lazy
[11:21] ---
    Bye-bye, 12 hours 6 days.
[11:22] ---
    I can enjoy beauty sleep now.
[11:24] ---
    Hooray to being lazy.
[11:26] ---
    Be Lazy
    Lazy. Lazy. Lazy.
[11:32] ---
    Lazy. Lazy. Lazy.
[11:36] ---
    A Civilized Songhai
[11:50] ---
    Kangyu Jewelry Center
[11:56] ---
    Mail Service Reliable Tasty Healthy
[11:57] ---
    Hi. An umbrella, please.
[11:59] ---
    The Songhai Department of Cultivation
    has set up a special team
[12:02] ---
    to investigate into the alleged
    fabrication of achievements of Zhuo Yi,
[12:05] ---
    captain of the Seven-Star Squad.
[12:08] ---
    Zhuo Yi has been suspended.
[12:10] ---
    As captain of the Seven-Star Squad,
[12:12] ---
    he betrayed his belief and
    disrupted cultivation practices.
[12:17] ---
    CLOSED
[12:24] ---
    CLOSED
[12:33] ---
    Book Stall
[13:08] ---
    Oh, no.
[13:26] ---
    Master Zhuo, you are so
    dedicated to your duty,
[13:29] ---
    suspended but still caring about us demons.
[13:33] ---
    You...you set me up.
[13:37] ---
    No no no.
[13:39] ---
    You misunderstand me.
[13:42] ---
    My task is simply getting rid of you.
[14:04] ---
    Xiaoxiang Road
[14:08] ---
    A sudden change of the bgm,
[14:10] ---
    and I thought someone special showed up.
[14:12] ---
    But it turned to be a human cub.
[14:16] ---
    Feel sorry for yourself because you come
    to the wrong place at the wrong time.
[14:32] ---
    Master.
[14:34] ---
    50%
[14:37] ---
    trick of forgetting.
[14:40] ---
    Master,
[14:41] ---
    you have been manipulating
    my memory, haven't you?
[14:47] ---
    Now I get it.
[14:49] ---
    I have been living in false memories.
[14:52] ---
    What they say is right.
[14:54] ---
    I am a cheater.
[14:56] ---
    Sorry, Zhuo Yi.
[14:58] ---
    Master,
[15:00] ---
    why did you choose me?
[15:02] ---
    Why did you make me take all the credits?
[15:05] ---
    Because you deserve it.
[15:08] ---
    You may not have beaten the Giant Frog,
[15:10] ---
    but you didn't hesitate a bit to save me.
[15:12] ---
    Coffee Work Plan
[15:13] ---
    You may not have taken down Shadow Faction,
[15:15] ---
    but you have been working hard every day
[15:17] ---
    to safeguard Songhai's security.
[15:20] ---
    No one else deserves it more.
[15:23] ---
    Master,
[15:27] ---
    it is too late now.
[15:29] ---
    The entire Huaxiu
[15:31] ---
    thinks I'm a cheater.
[15:34] ---
    Master,
[15:36] ---
    these are...
[15:37] ---
    Take the blue pill,
[15:39] ---
    and the macro trick of
    forgetting will be initiated.
[15:41] ---
    Memories of the whole world will be modified.
[15:43] ---
    Everyone will forget what
    happened in the past two days.
[15:47] ---
    And...the red pill?
[15:50] ---
    It is strawberry-flavored.
[15:52] ---
    Take it and you will have
    your ascension right away.
[16:02] ---
    Sorry, Master.
[16:04] ---
    I'll take neither.
[16:08] ---
    I do want to be a hero,
[16:10] ---
    but I don't deserve it now.
[16:12] ---
    I want to strive as hard as I can
[16:14] ---
    to become a real hero.
[16:16] ---
    Master, may I ask you
[16:18] ---
    to teach me a couple of tricks,
[16:19] ---
    and I'll practice on my own.
[16:23] ---
    En.
[16:28] ---
    Feijian Air Takes You Around
    The World Welcome to Songhai
[16:32] ---
    Good day.
[16:49] ---
    Simply wonderful.
[16:53] ---
    The last threat to my plan
[16:56] ---
    is finally eliminated.
[17:01] ---
    Even if the world before me
[17:03] ---
    will change or drift away,
[17:08] ---
    I will be waiting for you
    forever at the end of time.
[17:13] ---
    Before I am ready,
[17:15] ---
    life has changed.
[17:19] ---
    I'm confused at the crossroad,
[17:21] ---
    wondering which way is home.
[17:24] ---
    My birthday wishes,
[17:26] ---
    did anyone hear them this time?
[17:30] ---
    Keep my words to myself,
[17:32] ---
    and my memories float in the starry sky.
[17:35] ---
    Occasionally I feel depressed.
[17:37] ---
    Occasionally I feel sad.
[17:40] ---
    Who knows the weakness behind my smile?
[17:46] ---
    Mom said that time
[17:48] ---
    once roared like a wind.
[17:50] ---
    Feel your hopes.
[17:53] ---
    Look forward to beautiful.
[17:57] ---
    This power comes because
    we have each other around.
[18:02] ---
    Even if the world before me
[18:04] ---
    will change or drift away,
[18:08] ---
    I will be waiting for you
    forever at the end of time.
[18:14] ---
    I will be waiting for you
    forever at the end of time.

E9 - Oaths On High Saint's Day

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[00:14] ---
    Kyuumiya,
[00:15] ---
    you don't know at all why you lost.
[00:17] ---
    What?
[00:20] ---
    Because
[00:21] ---
    you are the only one who doesn't follow this animation.
[00:27] ---
    Chen Chao,
[00:28] ---
    have you decided who you are going to invite for the High Saint's Day gala?
[00:32] ---
    I...I want to invite Sister Lin.
[00:34] ---
    Sorry, Chief Chen.
[00:35] ---
    I have to work tomorrow.
[00:42] ---
    What's so funny?
[00:43] ---
    Does that mean you have someone to invite for the gala?
[00:48] ---
    I am going to invite Yoshiko Kyuumiya.
[00:51] ---
    Her?
[00:53] ---
    You must be dreaming.
[00:54] ---
    Do you think you deserve her?
[00:58] ---
    Come on,
[00:58] ---
    let me do a little analysis.
[01:00] ---
    Firstly, she is new in Huaxiu,
[01:02] ---
    a stranger in strange surroundings.
[01:04] ---
    She may appear to be arrogant and passionless,
[01:05] ---
    but I'm sure she needs someone to rely on internally.
[01:08] ---
    According to my investigations,
[01:09] ---
    very few people in our faction are bold enough to speak to her.
[01:12] ---
    If I take advantage of this gap,
[01:14] ---
    I'll win the heart of Sister Sakura easily.
[01:19] ---
    To be honest,
[01:20] ---
    I can imagine
[01:22] ---
    the cold expression on her face.
[01:25] ---
    You...
[01:26] ---
    Do you think I don't know who you really want to invite?
[01:30] ---
    You know I don't deserve her.
[01:32] ---
    Chen Chao!
[01:34] ---
    There is only one High Saint's Day gala in a year.
[01:36] ---
    You will miss the opportunity if you hesitate.
[01:37] ---
    But... But I...
[01:40] ---
    Do you have anything to lose?
[01:45] ---
    What are you waiting for?
[01:47] ---
    Guo Hao!
[01:49] ---
    Chen Chao!
[01:50] ---
    Let's do it!
[02:03] ---
    Sister Sun.
[02:03] ---
    Brother Wang.
[02:05] ---
    Tomorrow...
[02:07] ---
    Tomorrow will be the High Saint's Day gala. Do you have your costume ready?
[02:12] ---
    En.
[02:56] ---
    Look at the blue sky,
[02:58] ---
    clear sky in the wind.
[03:03] ---
    The sea breeze is soft,
[03:07] ---
    soft as your hug.
SIGN    Adapted from the story of the same title by author Ku Xuan from Chinese Qidian Website of Yuewen Group The Daily Life of the Immortal King
[03:26] ---
    I want to find a corner
[03:29] ---
    where my heart can be lazy for a while.
[03:33] ---
    Summer is like a train pulling up in a station,
[03:36] ---
    leaving your troubles behind.
[03:40] ---
    Go for a ride in flip flops.
[03:42] ---
    See who touches the coconut grove first.
[03:44] ---
    Laughter floats far away
[03:46] ---
    in a relaxed atmosphere.
[03:48] ---
    Footprints crisscross into a circle.
[03:49] ---
    Waves erase them, and run away,
[03:53] ---
    saying do it again.
[03:56] ---
    Endless dreams
[03:58] ---
    stir the world.
[04:00] ---
    Break into the colors, and be mad together.
[04:04] ---
    Use your waving hands
[04:07] ---
    to connect the dances of every star.
[04:25] ---
    The Daily Life of the IMMORTAL KING Season 3
[04:29] ---
    Episode Nine Oaths On High Saint's Day
[04:32] ---
    Flower Fruit Water Curtain
    PEACHES BANANAS
[04:40] ---
    Guo Hao.
[04:43] ---
    This is the first time I've seen you in a costume.
[04:45] ---
    Very handsome.
[04:47] ---
    Where is your partner?
[04:49] ---
    Today is High Saint's Day. Traffic jam.
[04:54] ---
    Could you go faster, sir?
[04:55] ---
    I'm in a hurry.
[04:57] ---
    Brother Wang,
[04:59] ---
    why are you here alone, too?
[05:00] ---
    Did you have a row with Sister Sun?
[05:04] ---
    Flower Fruit Water Curtain
    PEACHES BANANAS
[05:07] ---
    Welcome to Heavenly Paradise, dear cultivator friends.
[05:09] ---
    I'm the next head of the Sun family,
[05:11] ---
    Sun Rong.
[05:12] ---
    It is the annual High Saint's Day today.
[05:15] ---
    It is also the day when the Sun family worships our ancestors.
[05:17] ---
    As stipulated by the founder of the Paradise,
[05:20] ---
    visitors in pairs
[05:21] ---
    can be admitted to and tour around the Paradise by coupon.
[05:24] ---
    The Paradise will offer complimentary snacks and deserts to visitors.
[05:27] ---
    Close to midnight, at the Hai hour (11 p.m.),
[05:29] ---
    an ancestor-worship ritual will be conducted beside the lotus pool.
[05:31] ---
    The sacred pillar handed down in the Sun family will be displayed
[05:35] ---
    to worship our ancestors.
[05:37] ---
    Alright. It's the Xu hour (9 p.m.) now.
[05:39] ---
    Cultivator friends, please enter the Paradise in order.
[05:49] ---
    Brother Wang, what are we going to do?
[05:51] ---
    Attention please. We are looking for someone.
[05:53] ---
    Cultivator Wang Ling. Cultivator Wang Ling.
[05:56] ---
    Please proceed to the VIP entrance.
[05:58] ---
    Your family are waiting for you there.
[06:02] ---
    Appraisal
[06:06] ---
    Check it out.
[06:07] ---
    Red willow skewers from Waijiang.
[06:10] ---
    100% Waijiang red willow skewers.
[06:17] ---
    Brother Wang,
[06:19] ---
    do you still remember the time when we were here?
[06:22] ---
    En.
[06:23] ---
    You said your grandfather had it built for you.
[06:27] ---
    Yes.
[06:28] ---
    He wanted me to bring here the person that meant the most to me.
[06:31] ---
    But the Paradise was closed to visitors for your sake,
[06:34] ---
    so it was not as bustling as it is today.
[06:40] ---
    That only happened last semester,
[06:42] ---
    but it feels like it was a few years ago.
[06:49] ---
    Brother Wang,
[06:51] ---
    tonight,
[06:53] ---
    my parents are out of town on business.
[06:56] ---
    Why don't you come to my home for dinner?
[06:59] ---
    OK.
[07:00] ---
    But...
[07:02] ---
    do you have crispy noodles?
[07:04] ---
    Of course.
[07:08] ---
    Oh yeah.
[07:11] ---
    Come with me.
[07:18] ---
    Rongrong,
[07:19] ---
    you are back.
[07:21] ---
    G...grandpa.
[07:27] ---
    Why are you here?
[07:44] ---
    Little Ra
[07:44] ---
    Little Raccoon
[07:57] ---
    Little friend,
[07:59] ---
    what is your relation with my granddaughter Sun Rong?
[08:05] ---
    Grandpa, we are both in Class Elite.
[08:14] ---
    Little friend,
[08:15] ---
    could you tell me where your father works?
[08:20] ---
    Writing web articles at home.
[08:21] ---
    He never graduated from the body-building phase.
[08:26] ---
    The internet is very developed today.
[08:27] ---
    A web writer must be well-paid.
[08:30] ---
    Sun Rong,
[08:32] ---
    how is your cultivation this semester?
[08:36] ---
    I've finished my final foundation phase.
[08:37] ---
    I'm getting myself ready for the golden pill phase.
[08:41] ---
    Little friend, what is your phase?
[08:45] ---
    Primary foundation phase.
[08:47] ---
    Force value 5.
[08:50] ---
    During my retreat, the present head of the Sun family
[08:53] ---
    bankrupted the family.
[08:55] ---
    And now you took this good-for-nothing home.
[08:58] ---
    Do you want to ruin the family?
[09:02] ---
    Grandpa, actually it was Brother Wang who...
[09:04] ---
    Shut up.
[09:06] ---
    You are still speaking on behalf of this Value 5 idiot.
[09:08] ---
    Get out of here, both of you.
[09:11] ---
    Master, master,
[09:11] ---
    calm down, please.
[09:12] ---
    Have you forgotten the family rules?
[09:15] ---
    That's right.
[09:16] ---
    You can ignore what I say,
[09:18] ---
    but you can't violate our ancestors' decisions.
[09:23] ---
    Alright.
[09:24] ---
    If you want to be admitted to my family,
[09:27] ---
    according to the traditions of the Sun family,
[09:29] ---
    you must pass three trials.
[09:32] ---
    Trials?
[09:34] ---
    Check it out.
[09:36] ---
    100% genuine lamb skewers.
[09:39] ---
    Hot pear stew.
[09:48] ---
    Score Board
[09:49] ---
    This is the first trial.
    Score Board
[09:51] ---
    Score Board
[09:52] ---
    Grandpa, this is just one of the amusement games.
[10:13] ---
    Shocking Power Amazing Force
[10:16] ---
    Score Board
[10:19] ---
    You are great, master.
[10:20] ---
    I'm old, anyway.
    You are great, master.
[10:22] ---
    I'm old, anyway.
    Full of vigor.
[10:22] ---
    I could have scored higher if I were young.
    Full of vigor.
[10:23] ---
    I could have scored higher if I were young.
    Our master indeed.
[10:24] ---
    I could have scored higher if I were young.
[10:27] ---
    Your turn.
[10:30] ---
    Be careful.
[10:32] ---
    Don't worry.
[10:33] ---
    I won't embarrass your grandpa too much.
[10:45] ---
    Score Board
    10 yuan/hit
[10:59] ---
    Is it a malfunction?
[11:00] ---
    What's the matter? What's happening?
[11:01] ---
    Something wrong with the machine?
[11:06] ---
    Come.
[11:07] ---
    Put the bowstring on the first knuckle of your fingers.
[11:11] ---
    Don't blow into my ear.
[11:17] ---
    I'm sorry.
[11:21] ---
    This is the second trial.
[11:23] ---
    Grandpa, are you going to shoot the balloons?
[11:25] ---
    See what's there on the hilltop.
[11:32] ---
    Sorry, my young lady.
[11:33] ---
    This is the master's order.
[11:35] ---
    It is so far away.
[11:37] ---
    How can you shoot it at such a distance?
[11:47] ---
    Now you do it.
[11:58] ---
    We must hide ourselves well this time.
[12:01] ---
    Kid,
[12:02] ---
    if you miss, you must get lost...
[12:10] ---
    What is it?
[12:16] ---
    Far enough,
[12:17] ---
    but widely missed.
[12:19] ---
    Listen. Send him off.
[12:21] ---
    Hold on.
[12:23] ---
    Let the arrow fly for a while.
[12:51] ---
    Let's go.
[12:56] ---
    Master,
[12:57] ---
    I've got the third trial ready.
[12:59] ---
    I'm sure you'll beat him.
[13:00] ---
    Not necessary.
[13:02] ---
    Wait for us.
[13:11] ---
    Grandpa,
[13:13] ---
    why did you take us here?
[13:17] ---
    This is the last trial.
[13:20] ---
    Wait a minute.
[13:21] ---
    Grandpa, are you going to...
[13:32] ---
    The last trial of the Sun family
[13:34] ---
    is me.
[13:36] ---
    You can't do this, master.
[13:39] ---
    Someone of you phase against a boy of the foundation phase
[13:40] ---
    doesn't comply with kung-fu spirits.
[13:42] ---
    That's right. What if Brother Wang hurts you?
[13:45] ---
    Stop the nonsense.
[13:47] ---
    Rongrong,
[13:48] ---
    60 years ago,
[13:50] ---
    it was right in this place that your grandma
[13:52] ---
    passed all the three trials.
[13:55] ---
    In order to marry me,
[13:57] ---
    she went through a great many hardships.
[14:00] ---
    At that time, I swore
[14:02] ---
    that I would create a world in which she would never be hurt.
[14:06] ---
    Therefore,
[14:07] ---
    I had the Heavenly Paradise built.
[14:12] ---
    Grandpa,
[14:13] ---
    now I understand why you set so many rules for admission.
[14:16] ---
    Kid,
[14:17] ---
    if you are sincere to her,
[14:19] ---
    do your best to pass this trial.
[14:26] ---
    OK.
[14:27] ---
    En.
[14:38] ---
    Alright,
[14:40] ---
    let's begin.
[14:43] ---
    You...
[14:44] ---
    How can you lift it?
[14:46] ---
    It's impossible.
[14:50] ---
    It's
[14:51] ---
    it's the Sun's Sacred Cudgel handed down in the family.
[14:54] ---
    It weighs as much as 13,500 Jin (15000 pounds).
[14:57] ---
    No, it's impossible.
[14:59] ---
    Only the foremost father of the Sun family could lift it.
[15:02] ---
    No one else could for thousands of years.
[15:03] ---
    Neither can I.
[15:15] ---
    Forgive me for having been blind
[15:17] ---
    and failed to recognize a true god.
[15:19] ---
    Please accept my respect.
[15:31] ---
    That's it.
[15:34] ---
    Beautiful.
[16:14] ---
    It's time for the sacred cudgel ritual.
[16:16] ---
    The cudgel will rise out of the water.
[16:27] ---
    Where is the cudgel?
[16:29] ---
    What?
[16:30] ---
    Where is the Sun's Sacred Cudgel?
[16:33] ---
    What happened?
[16:38] ---
    Oh no.
[16:40] ---
    At present, the only one in Huaxiu who can lift the cudgel
[16:43] ---
    is...
[16:50] ---
    Even if the world before me
[16:52] ---
    will change or drift away,
[16:57] ---
    I will be waiting for you forever at the end of time.
[17:02] ---
    Before I am ready,
[17:04] ---
    life has changed.
[17:08] ---
    I'm confused at the crossroad,
[17:10] ---
    wondering which way is home.
[17:13] ---
    My birthday wishes,
[17:15] ---
    did anyone hear them this time?
[17:19] ---
    Keep my words to myself,
[17:21] ---
    and my memories float in the starry sky.
[17:23] ---
    Occasionally I feel depressed.
[17:26] ---
    Occasionally I feel sad.
[17:29] ---
    Who knows the weakness behind my smile?
[17:35] ---
    Mom said that time
[17:37] ---
    once roared like a wind.
[17:39] ---
    Feel your hopes.
[17:42] ---
    Look forward to beautiful.
[17:46] ---
    This power comes because we have each other around.
[17:50] ---
    Even if the world before me
[17:53] ---
    will change or drift away,
[17:57] ---
    I will be waiting for you forever at the end of time.
[18:03] ---
    I will be waiting for you forever at the end of time.

E10 - The Sun Family's Sacred Cudgel Is Lost (Mission Accomplished Version)

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[00:14] ---
    Kyuumiya,
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    you don't know at all why you lost.
[00:17] ---
    What?
[00:20] ---
    Because
[00:21] ---
    you are the only one who doesn't follow this animation.
[00:26] ---
    Look at the blue sky,
[00:28] ---
    clear sky in the wind.
[00:33] ---
    The sea breeze is soft,
[00:37] ---
    soft as your hug.
[00:42] ---
    Adapted from the story The Daily Life of the Immortal King from Yuewen Group's Qidian Reading
    written by Ku Xuan
[00:56] ---
    I want to find a corner
[01:00] ---
    where my heart can be lazy for a while.
[01:03] ---
    Summer is like a train pulling up in a station,
[01:07] ---
    leaving your troubles behind.
[01:11] ---
    Go for a ride in flip flops.
[01:13] ---
    See who touches the coconut grove first.
[01:14] ---
    Laughter floats far away
[01:16] ---
    in a relaxed atmosphere.
[01:18] ---
    Footprints crisscross into a circle.
[01:20] ---
    Waves erase them, and run away,
[01:23] ---
    saying do it again.
[01:27] ---
    Endless dreams
[01:29] ---
    stir the world.
[01:30] ---
    Break into the colors, and be mad together.
[01:34] ---
    Use your waving hands
[01:37] ---
    to connect the dances of every star.
[01:55] ---
    The Daily Life of the
    IMMORTAL KING
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    Season 3
[02:00] ---
    Episode Ten
     The Sun Family's Sacred Cudgel Is Lost
     (Mission Accomplished Version)
[02:03] ---
    tap to stop
[02:03] ---
    Alarm Clock
[02:03] ---
    Slide up to remind later
[02:08] ---
     to remind later
[02:10] ---
    Slide up to remind later
[02:15] ---
    Good morning, viewers.
[02:16] ---
    Welcome to watch Morning News on Songhai Satellite Channel.
[02:19] ---
    It is the annual High Saint's Day today.
[02:22] ---
    The Sun Family, which has a thousand-year history,
[02:25] ---
    will hold a grand High Saint's Day lantern show in Heavenly Paradise.
[02:27] ---
    Cultivators from all walks of life in Songhai will celebrate the festival together in the Paradise.
[02:32] ---
    Cultivators who want to enter the park must meet these requirements.
[02:34] ---
    It's just like the ceremonial ritual in Sunland.
[02:36] ---
    One, you must wear a traditional Huaxiu dress to be admitted into the park.
[02:37] ---
    There is nothing to be excited about.
[02:40] ---
    Two, you must bring a partner with you.
[02:44] ---
    How are you, father?
[02:46] ---
    Yoshiko,
[02:47] ---
    you know it is the High Saint's Day in Huaxiu today, don't you?
[02:51] ---
    Yes, I know.
[02:52] ---
    Every year in the High Saint's Day lantern show,
[02:54] ---
    the Sun Family's heirloom, the Sacred Cudgel,
[02:57] ---
    will be exhibited.
[02:59] ---
    Father, you mean...
[03:01] ---
    Get the Sacred Cudgel.
[03:06] ---
    You failed the mission
[03:08] ---
    to get the White-Eyed Blue Dragon.
[03:10] ---
    Don't fail again this time.
[03:13] ---
    I understand.
[03:19] ---
    Gone is my nice weekend.
[03:31] ---
    Hanfu
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    Please choose the costume for High Saint's Day
[03:31] ---
    Lolita
[03:35] ---
    Hanfu
[03:35] ---
    Hanfu
[03:35] ---
    Hanfu
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    aint's Day
[03:40] ---
    aint's Day
[03:42] ---
    Kyuumiya
[03:43] ---
    I must say that rituals in Huaxiu are very exciting.
[03:47] ---
    Alright. I should be able to enter the park if I go with these people.
[03:50] ---
    Security
[03:51] ---
    Hold on, miss.
[03:52] ---
    Kyuumiya
[03:53] ---
    What is it?
[03:54] ---
    Security
[03:54] ---
    Where is your partner?
[03:55] ---
    Kyuumiya
[03:56] ---
    What partner?
[03:57] ---
    Security
[03:57] ---
    Notice
[03:57] ---
    Forbidden to Enter
[03:57] ---
    Tangs
[03:57] ---
    Singles
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    According to the Chairman's regulations, you must have a partner in order to enter the park.
[04:02] ---
    Kyuumiya
[04:03] ---
    It's a discrimination against single people.
[04:05] ---
    Security
[04:05] ---
    Don't worry. You are not the only one who doesn't have a partner.
[04:06] ---
    Singles
[04:06] ---
    Forbidden to Enter
[04:06] ---
    Tangs
[04:06] ---
    Notice
[04:06] ---
    Kyuumiyas
[04:08] ---
    Singles
[04:08] ---
    They are all singles. You are an outstanding lady. I'm sure you'll find one that suits you.
[04:08] ---
    PEACHES
[04:09] ---
    Singles
[04:09] ---
    PEACHES
[04:11] ---
    Notice
[04:11] ---
    Forbidden to Enter
[04:11] ---
    Tangs
[04:11] ---
    Singles
[04:12] ---
    Kyuumiya
[04:12] ---
    Ah. Is this the legendary match-making corner?
[04:15] ---
    Kyuumiyas
[04:18] ---
    According to High Saint's Day traditions,
[04:18] ---
    visitors must enter the park in pairs.
[04:18] ---
    Who would you choose to enter the park with?
[04:18] ---
    Lin Xiaoyu
[04:18] ---
    Guo Hao
[04:18] ---
    Chen Chao
[04:21] ---
    Lin Xiaoyu
[04:21] ---
    Lin Xiaoyu
[04:21] ---
    Lin Xiaoyu
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    PEACHES
[04:23] ---
    Singles
[04:23] ---
    Kyuumiya
[04:25] ---
    She is Lin Xiaoyu from Class Elite. She always looks harmless to anyone. I'll pick her.
[04:32] ---
    Oh la la. You are Xiaoyu, aren't you? You are dressed so beautifully
     tonight that I didn't recognize you at first sight.
[04:39] ---
    Xiaoyu
[04:39] ---
    Ah. Haha... Thank you.
[04:41] ---
    Kyuumiya
[04:42] ---
    Xiaoyu, let's go in together.
[04:44] ---
    Xiaoyu
[04:45] ---
    Ah? I'm waiting for Uncle Sun to take me into the park.
[04:48] ---
    Kyuumiya
[04:48] ---
    What a coincidence. I'm waiting for Uncle Sun too.
[04:51] ---
    Xiaoyu
[04:51] ---
    Ah? No kidding?
[04:53] ---
    Kyuumiya
[04:53] ---
    Of course not. My purpose of coming to Huaxiu is to exchange
     our culturesand experience the life of Huaxiu people.
[05:01] ---
    Xiaoyu
[05:01] ---
    Experience the life of Huaxiu people?
[05:03] ---
    Kyuumiya
[05:04] ---
    Exactly. The annual High Saint's Day is a rare chance. I hope you can help me fulfill my wish.
[05:10] ---
    Xiaoyu
[05:12] ---
    Alright. But you are from a wealthy family. Are you sure you won't have any problems with it?
[05:16] ---
    Kyuumiya
[05:16] ---
    Definitely. What problems can I have?
[05:18] ---
    Xiaoyu
[05:19] ---
    The celebration on High Saint's Day is a big event. It can be very tiring.
[05:22] ---
    Kyuumiya
[05:23] ---
    Xiaoyu, don't say that again.
[05:27] ---
    Don't sort me out because of my family. Am I not eligible?
[05:32] ---
    Xiaoyu
[05:32] ---
    Okay. Uncle Sun, I'm here.
[05:36] ---
    Uncle Sun
[05:36] ---
    PEACH
[05:37] ---
    Ah. Sorry. I was a little busy with something. This is...
[05:42] ---
    Xiaoyu
[05:43] ---
    She is...
[05:43] ---
    Kyuumiya
[05:44] ---
    Don't you remember me, Uncle Sun? I'm Xiaoyu's schoolmate.
[05:47] ---
    Uncle Sun
[05:48] ---
    Ah? Oh oh. Yes, you are Xiaoyu's schoolmate.
[05:53] ---
    Perfect. We are very busy tonight and need more hands. Why don't you come along?
[05:57] ---
    Kyuumiya
[05:57] ---
    Okay.
[05:59] ---
    En? Need more hands?
[06:04] ---
    Table No. 8 ordered 20 pan-fried rices.
[06:07] ---
    You aides, do it fast.
[06:10] ---
    The curry chickens are ready. I need more dishes.
[06:12] ---
    Coming.
[06:13] ---
    Get some radishes from the stockroom. Quick.
[06:16] ---
    Excuse me. Let me through.
[06:18] ---
    Here come the dishes.
[06:20] ---
    Careful. Watch it.
[06:22] ---
    Who am I?
[06:24] ---
    Where am I?
[06:26] ---
    Come on.
[06:27] ---
    Let's change into these.
[06:30] ---
    Table No. 8 ordered 20 pan-fried rices.
[06:32] ---
    Chef
[06:32] ---
    You aides, do it fast.
[06:34] ---
    Sun's Servant
[06:34] ---
    Xiaoyu, it's about time. I'll leave these 200 dishes to you.
[06:38] ---
    Xiaoyu
[06:38] ---
    Fine.
[06:38] ---
    Sun's Servant
[06:39] ---
    New comer, go to clean the cups.
[06:40] ---
    Kyuumiya
[06:41] ---
    Workers Are Human Beings
[06:42] ---
    Kyuumiya
[06:43] ---
    I didn't know Lin Xiaoyu was coming here to work. Otherwise, I wouldn't have picked her.
[06:51] ---
    My god. It's going to take forever to clean all these cups.
[06:55] ---
    Sun's Servant
[06:55] ---
    Xiaoyu, have you washed all the dishes?
[06:57] ---
    Xiaoyu
[06:57] ---
    I have.
[06:58] ---
    Kyuumiya
[06:58] ---
    What? So fast? She really works hard.
[07:02] ---
    Sun's Servant
[07:03] ---
    Go over there and wash the 200-jin (220 pounds) cabbages.
[07:05] ---
    Xiaoyu
[07:05] ---
    Right on it.
[07:06] ---
    Kyuumiya
[07:07] ---
    Is this how they work in Huaxiu?
[07:10] ---
    Sun's Servant
[07:10] ---
    New comer, do your job.
[07:12] ---
    Kyuumiya
[07:12] ---
    Ah? Ah, okay, okay. What job?
[07:18] ---
    This is disgusting. I'm the young lady of the Kyuumiya family
     and they ask me to do such nasty work for the Sun family.
[07:27] ---
    Sun Rong, I'll make you pay for it, blood for blood.
[07:31] ---
    Sun's Servant
[07:32] ---
    You two, go to prepare the lamb skewers after you're finished with the dishes.
[07:34] ---
    Kyuumiya & Xiaoyu
[07:34] ---
    Yes.
[07:38] ---
    Kyuumiya
[07:38] ---
    Oh dear. So much lamb. I have to work until the end of time.
[07:43] ---
    Xiaoyu
[07:43] ---
    Sister Kyuumiya, I didn't expect that a girl from a wealthy family would work here.
[07:48] ---
    Kyuumiya
[07:49] ---
    I didn't expect that the life of a worker could be so hard.
[07:54] ---
    Xiaoyu
[07:55] ---
    It's fine. Much better than moving granite on a construction
     site or digging for spiritual stones in a mine.
[07:59] ---
    Kyuumiya
[08:00] ---
    Right. I'll try to persuade her to work for the Kyuumiya family.
[08:05] ---
    Wait. Did I forget something? I'm here to steal the cudgel, not to work.
[08:13] ---
    Xiaoyu, do you often come to work in the Sun family?
[08:16] ---
    Xiaoyu
[08:16] ---
    Yes, thanks to Sister Sun Rong.
[08:19] ---
    Kyuumiya
[08:19] ---
    I have always wanted to visit the Sun's main hall. Can you take me in there?
[08:24] ---
    Xiaoyu
[08:24] ---
    Err... Generally, non-family members are not permitted to go into the main hall.
[08:27] ---
    Sun's Servant
[08:28] ---
    I need two to serve.
[08:29] ---
    Xiaoyu
[08:30] ---
    Coming.
[08:31] ---
    Sun's Servant
[08:32] ---
    Serve this dish to the Sun's main hall, and the drinks to the square in front of the hall.
[08:36] ---
    serve the drink
[08:36] ---
    You managed to enter the park and become a kitchen aide.
[08:36] ---
    You would choose...
[08:36] ---
    serve the dish
[08:39] ---
    serve the drink
[08:39] ---
    serve the drink
[08:40] ---
    serve the drink
[08:45] ---
    Kyuumiya
[08:45] ---
    20 meters to go. I can do it.
[08:50] ---
    Sun's Servant
[08:51] ---
    Be careful. If the stew is spilled, it will be deducted from your wage.
[08:54] ---
    Kyuumiya
[08:54] ---
    I understand.
[08:58] ---
    Idiots. Why did they stack them before they are served?
[09:03] ---
    Sun's Servant
[09:03] ---
    Put the champagne stack in place quickly. There is more work to do in the kitchen.
[09:06] ---
    Kyuumiya
[09:07] ---
    Copy that.
[09:10] ---
    Finally done. Next, find a way to get into the main hall.
[09:16] ---
    Lord Thunder
[09:16] ---
    Mmm. The soft taste is long lasting and refreshing.
     If I am right, you cooked the stew personally, didn't you?
[09:28] ---
    Kyuumiya
[09:29] ---
    Ah? No.
[09:31] ---
    Lord Thunder
[09:31] ---
    You are being too modest, miss. In this world, only a beauty girl like you could have cooked such luscious pear stew.
[09:40] ---
    Kyuumiya
[09:40] ---
    Excuse me. Please don't affect my work.
[09:43] ---
    Lord Thunder
[09:43] ---
    Work? Now that you are at work, why do you carry a high-grade spiritual treasure with you?
[09:51] ---
    Kyuumiya
[09:52] ---
    I...I don't know what you are talking about.
[09:54] ---
    Lord Thunder
[09:55] ---
    Ay. There is a stick-shaped treasure hidden in your sleeve. Do I have the honor to take a look?
[10:01] ---
    run away
[10:01] ---
    You are at the market street and is suspected by Lord Thunder.
[10:01] ---
    You would choose...
[10:01] ---
    confront him
[10:05] ---
    run away
[10:05] ---
    run away
[10:05] ---
    run away
[10:11] ---
    That's it.
[10:21] ---
    My pear stew.
[10:24] ---
    Luckily, I dodged quick enough.
[10:28] ---
    Where is the girl?
[10:31] ---
    Kyuumiya
[10:32] ---
    Xiaoyu, are you alright?
[10:34] ---
    I'll take you inside to change your dress.
[10:41] ---
    Security
[10:41] ---
    Stop. This is a no-entry area.
[10:44] ---
    Kyuumiya
[10:44] ---
    Don't you have any sympathy at all? Can't you see? Her dress is all wet.
[10:49] ---
    Security
[10:49] ---
    Ah? Oh, the dressing room is on the corner on the first floor.
[10:56] ---
    Xiaoyu
[10:58] ---
    Let me go in there alone. You can wait for me at the door.
[11:01] ---
    Kyuumiya
[11:01] ---
    Okay.
[11:05] ---
    I didn't expect to get in so easily. The Sun's security is slack.
[11:12] ---
    However, there are so many rooms here. Which room is the Sun's Sacred Cudgel in?
[11:19] ---
    My father's private money is hidden in a secret chamber behind the bookcase.
[11:23] ---
    The Sun's treasure must be hidden in a similar place.
[11:27] ---
    Xiaoyu
[11:28] ---
    Sister Kyuumiya, I can't fasten my dress. Can you come in and help me out?
[11:33] ---
    help Li Xiaoyu
[11:33] ---
    You knocked over the champagne stack and got Li Xiaoyu wet.
[11:33] ---
    You took Li Xiaoyu to the dressing room in the Main Hall.
[11:33] ---
    You would choose...
[11:33] ---
    leave
[11:36] ---
    help Li Xiaoyu
[11:36] ---
    help Li Xiaoyu
[11:36] ---
    help Li Xiaoyu
[11:38] ---
    Kyuumiya
[11:40] ---
    Xiaoyu, I'm coming.
[11:43] ---
    Xiaoyu
[11:45] ---
    Sister Kyuumiya, help me fasten it.
[11:51] ---
    Xiaoyu
[11:51] ---
    Let's go back to the kitchen now. They'll cut our pay if we go back too late.
[11:54] ---
    Kyuumiya
[11:55] ---
    No, I have a mission to accomplish. It is not my goal to work in this place.
[12:01] ---
    Well, Xiaoyu, they say they will show a big stick toward the end of the High Saint's Day ritual.
[12:06] ---
    Xiaoyu
[12:06] ---
    That's right. It's the Sun's family heirloom, the Sun's Sacred Cudgel.
[12:10] ---
    Kyuumiya
[12:10] ---
    Yes, that's what I mean. Do you know where the cudgel is kept?
[12:14] ---
    Xiaoyu
[12:15] ---
    In the arsenal in the basement of this building.
[12:19] ---
    En...Sister Kyuumiya.
[12:23] ---
    Kyuumiya
[12:24] ---
    So easy. Even a worker of the Sun family knows where the cudgel is.
[12:29] ---
    Does the Sun family have no protective measures at all?
[12:37] ---
    You...
[12:39] ---
    How can you lift it?
[12:41] ---
    It's impossible.
[12:44] ---
    It's...
[12:45] ---
    It's the Sun's Sacred Cudgel handed down in the family.
[12:48] ---
    It weighs as much as 13,500 Jin (15000 pounds).
[12:51] ---
    No, it's impossible.
[12:53] ---
    Only the foremost father of the family could lift it.
[12:56] ---
    No one else could for thousands of years. Neither can I.
[13:09] ---
    What was that?
[13:11] ---
    An earthquake?
[13:14] ---
    Forgive me for having been blind
[13:16] ---
    and failed to recognize a true god.
[13:17] ---
    Please accept my respect.
[13:19] ---
    Sun Family Arsenal
[13:27] ---
    I'm sorry, Master Wang,
[13:28] ---
    that I offended you.
[13:29] ---
    I sincerely apologize.
[13:35] ---
    What happened in there?
[13:37] ---
    Why does the old man keep kowtowing to the Value 5 boy?
[13:45] ---
    This is the...
[14:14] ---
    Optional Ending Seven Master of Thieves
    You found the Sun's Sacred Cudgel!
    Mission Accomplished
[14:20] ---
    Even if the world before me
[14:23] ---
    will change or drift away,
[14:27] ---
    I will be waiting for you forever at the end of time.
[14:33] ---
    Before I am ready,
[14:35] ---
    life has changed.
[14:38] ---
    I'm confused at the crossroad,
[14:40] ---
    wondering which way is home.
[14:44] ---
    My birthday wishes,
[14:46] ---
    did anyone hear them this time?
[14:49] ---
    Keep my words to myself,
[14:51] ---
    and my memories float in the starry sky.
[14:54] ---
    Occasionally I feel depressed.
[14:57] ---
    Occasionally I feel sad.
[15:00] ---
    Who knows the weakness behind my smile?
[15:05] ---
    Mom said that time
[15:07] ---
    once roared like a wind.
[15:10] ---
    Feel your hopes.
[15:13] ---
    Look forward to beautiful.
[15:17] ---
    This power comes because we have each other around.
[15:21] ---
    Even if the world before me
[15:24] ---
    will change or drift away,
[15:28] ---
    I will be waiting for you forever at the end of time.
[15:33] ---
    I will be waiting for you forever at the end of time.

E11 - A Daring Journey to Sunland

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[00:14] ---
    Kyuumiya,
[00:15] ---
    you don't know at all why you lost.
[00:17] ---
    What?
[00:20] ---
    Because
[00:21] ---
    you are the only one who
    doesn't follow this animation.
[00:38] ---
    This is impossible.
[00:41] ---
    Nobody is strong enough to lift it.
[00:45] ---
    Sun Family Arsenal
[00:47] ---
    How I wish Master Zhuo were here.
[00:51] ---
    Master Wang,
[00:52] ---
    Forgive me for having been blind
[00:54] ---
    and offended you with very rude words.
[00:56] ---
    But...but I hope you'd be kind and generous
[00:59] ---
    and give back the Sacred Cudgel.
[01:01] ---
    Grandpa, this is embarrassing.
[01:03] ---
    Get up now.
[01:04] ---
    I'm sorry to interrupt,
[01:06] ---
    but I think there is more to
    this incident than it appears.
[01:09] ---
    Lord Thunder.
[01:10] ---
    Lord Thunder. Lord Thunder.
[01:12] ---
    Lord Thunder, it's great to see you.
[01:15] ---
    What do you think, Lord?
[01:19] ---
    From what I saw,
[01:21] ---
    tonight, this little cultivator friend
[01:22] ---
    has been with Miss Sun all the time.
[01:24] ---
    Side by side, I would say.
[01:27] ---
    He didn't have the time to commit the theft.
[01:29] ---
    That's right, Grandpa.
[01:30] ---
    Your eyes have been on us the whole time.
[01:32] ---
    But...but right now in the entire Huaxiu,
[01:35] ---
    no one else can lift the Sacred Cudgel.
[01:38] ---
    This little cultivator friend may be a genius
[01:42] ---
    and is able to lift the Cudgel,
[01:44] ---
    but he never left the Heavenly Paradise.
[01:47] ---
    You could have found the Cudgel
    if you had searched him.
[01:50] ---
    As far as I know,
[01:51] ---
    the Sun's Sacred Cudgel can
    change its size at will.
[01:54] ---
    It can be big and tall as a towering pillar,
[01:56] ---
    or thin and small as a hair.
[01:58] ---
    Sun Family Arsenal
[01:58] ---
    Therefore,
[02:00] ---
    there is only one conclusion:
[02:02] ---
    the Sun's Sacred Cudgel,
    affected by an external force,
[02:04] ---
    has shrunk into a thread.
[02:08] ---
    He is Lord Thunder indeed,
[02:09] ---
    so good at calculation.
[02:11] ---
    The Cudgel was not stolen at all.
[02:13] ---
    It is right in its place.
[02:15] ---
    Check it out.
[02:21] ---
    Am I too old to see properly?
[02:24] ---
    I don't see anything.
[02:31] ---
    I don't believe it.
[02:33] ---
    Where is the Cudgel?
[02:34] ---
    Brother Wang, what shall we do now?
[02:40] ---
    Everyone,
[02:43] ---
    why don't we...
[02:45] ---
    check the surveillance video?
[02:53] ---
    You have a surveillance camera.
[03:27] ---
    Look at the blue sky,
[03:29] ---
    clear sky in the wind.
[03:34] ---
    The sea breeze is soft,
[03:38] ---
    soft as your hug.
SIGN    Adapted from the story of the same title by author Ku Xuan from Chinese Qidian Website of Yuewen Group The Daily Life of the Immortal King
[03:57] ---
    I want to find a corner
[04:00] ---
    where my heart can be lazy for a while.
[04:04] ---
    Summer is like a train
    pulling up in a station,
[04:08] ---
    leaving your troubles behind.
[04:12] ---
    Go for a ride in flip flops.
[04:14] ---
    See who touches the coconut grove first.
[04:15] ---
    Laughter floats far away
[04:17] ---
    in a relaxed atmosphere.
[04:19] ---
    Footprints crisscross into a circle.
[04:21] ---
    Waves erase them, and run away,
[04:24] ---
    saying do it again.
[04:28] ---
    Endless dreams
[04:30] ---
    stir the world.
[04:31] ---
    Break into the colors, and be mad together.
[04:35] ---
    Use your waving hands
[04:38] ---
    to connect the dances of every star.
[04:56] ---
    The Daily Life of the
    IMMORTAL KING Season 3
[05:01] ---
    Episode Eleven A Daring Journey to Sunland
[05:36] ---
    O the chain with the dark force inside you,
[05:39] ---
    show your true power in front of me.
[05:44] ---
    By the pact between you and
    me, Kyuumiya orders you
[05:47] ---
    to double the force field.
[05:52] ---
    Sun Rong
[05:53] ---
    Sun Rong
    Dialing
[05:56] ---
    Sun Rong
    Hanging Up
[05:58] ---
    O the chain with the dark force inside you,
[06:01] ---
    show your true power in front of me.
[06:05] ---
    By the pact between you and
    me, Kyuumiya orders you...
[06:11] ---
    Sun Rong
    Ringing
[06:13] ---
    Sun Rong
    Connected
[06:13] ---
    Hello? Who is it?
[06:15] ---
    Yoshiko Kyuumiya,
[06:17] ---
    don't play dumb.
[06:18] ---
    I know you are home.
[06:19] ---
    If you had the guts to steal the Cudgel,
[06:20] ---
    why do you shut the gate and hide inside?
[06:22] ---
    Open it.
[06:24] ---
    Why do you shut the gate and hide inside?
[06:26] ---
    Open it.
[06:30] ---
    Damn.
[06:31] ---
    She hanged up on me.
[06:33] ---
    Don't worry, Sister Sun.
[06:34] ---
    I have a little trick here.
[06:35] ---
    I'm sure it will force her out.
[06:42] ---
    What are you looking at?
[06:43] ---
    Go on with the ritual.
[06:48] ---
    O the chain with the dark force inside you,
[06:51] ---
    show your true power in front of me.
[07:05] ---
    The biggest family in southern Sunland,
[07:07] ---
    the Kyuumiya family has run away.
[07:09] ---
    The biggest family in southern Sunland,
[07:11] ---
    the Kyuumiya family is rubbish.
[07:13] ---
    You wait here.
    the Kyuumiya family is rubbish.
[07:13] ---
    You wait here.
    The young lady Yoshiko Kyuumiya is daughter of a bitch,
[07:14] ---
    I'll be right back.
    The young lady Yoshiko Kyuumiya is daughter of a bitch,
[07:15] ---
    The young lady Yoshiko Kyuumiya
    is daughter of a bitch,
[07:15] ---
    a big lying and cheating bastard.
[07:17] ---
    The daughter of a bitch stole
    the Sun's Sacred Cudgel
[07:20] ---
    and ran away with the loot.
[07:21] ---
    The young lady Yoshiko Kyuumiya
    is daughter of a bitch,
[07:23] ---
    Yoshiko Kyuumiya has run away.
[07:25] ---
    The young lady Yoshiko Kyuumiya
    is daughter of a bitch,
[07:26] ---
    Brother Wang,
    The young lady Yoshiko Kyuumiya is daughter of a bitch,
[07:27] ---
    do you think they'll force Kyuumiya out in this way?
    The young lady Yoshiko Kyuumiya is daughter of a bitch,
[07:27] ---
    do you think they'll force Kyuumiya out in this way?
    Yoshiko Kyuumiya is rubbish.
[07:29] ---
    do you think they'll force Kyuumiya out in this way?
    Yoshiko Kyuumiya is daughter of a bitch and rubbish.
[07:30] ---
    Yoshiko Kyuumiya is daughter
    of a bitch and rubbish.
[07:34] ---
    Kyuumiya,
[07:35] ---
    it's time you opened the gate.
[07:37] ---
    What are you doing in front of my house?
[07:39] ---
    I'll call the police if you don't leave.
[07:41] ---
    Shut up, Kyuumiya.
[07:42] ---
    You are just a thief
    pretending to be innocent.
[07:44] ---
    Give me back my Sacred Cudgel.
[07:46] ---
    Don't be a big bloody mouth.
[07:48] ---
    I didn't take anything from your family.
[07:50] ---
    My young lady, it's accusing
    with a bloody mouth'.
[07:52] ---
    The surveillance camera caught you
    going into my family's secret chamber.
[07:54] ---
    Don't tell me you didn't do it.
[07:56] ---
    Yes,
[07:58] ---
    I didn't go into the basement
    and check around it,
[08:01] ---
    but I didn't take anything.
[08:04] ---
    Don't you feel guilty?
[08:07] ---
    I've never seen anyone
[08:09] ---
    as shameless as you are.
[08:12] ---
    Sister Sun,
[08:13] ---
    there are spiritual energy reactions
    from the Cudgel in the back hill.
[08:16] ---
    Alright, if you didn't take the Cudgel,
[08:18] ---
    you wouldn't stop us from searching
    the back hill, would you?
[08:22] ---
    See, that's called a
    thief's guilty conscience.
[08:25] ---
    I don't have time to reason with you.
[08:28] ---
    This is Sunland.
[08:30] ---
    You are trespassing on private property.
[08:33] ---
    You are invaders.
[08:36] ---
    I'll kill the chicken to take the egg.
[08:39] ---
    Now I see the men on the
    Exorcist Team are your stooges.
[08:41] ---
    It looks like we have
    come to the right place.
[08:44] ---
    Send them off.
[08:51] ---
    We are short of hands here, aren't we?
[08:56] ---
    Hold on. Where is Wang Ling?
[09:12] ---
    Give back Sun Rong's stuff.
[09:14] ---
    I said I didn't take anything
    from the Sun family.
[09:23] ---
    Give back the Sacred Cudgel.
[09:25] ---
    Go away. I'm busy.
[09:33] ---
    The Sacred Cudgel.
[09:35] ---
    Give it back.
[09:54] ---
    You asked for it.
[10:00] ---
    Ah?
[10:06] ---
    Give it back or not?
[10:47] ---
    Do it again?
[10:54] ---
    Idiot.
[10:55] ---
    Do you know what you just did?
[11:08] ---
    Gone.
[11:10] ---
    All is gone.
[11:12] ---
    What is this place?
[11:41] ---
    Zhuo Yi?
[11:44] ---
    I'm so glad to see you, Master.
[11:47] ---
    How could you have survived?
[11:51] ---
    Master,
[11:52] ---
    you instructed me to practice overseas
[11:55] ---
    and try to find out about the
    backgrounds of the Exorcist Team.
[11:57] ---
    Therefore, I came to Sunland.
[12:00] ---
    After some researches, I found
[12:02] ---
    that the Exorcist Team had been abducting
    demons from around the human world.
[12:06] ---
    The demons that had been sent
    inside the Kyuumiya volcano
[12:08] ---
    never showed up again.
[12:11] ---
    I decided to sneak into
    the Kyuumiya property.
[12:26] ---
    I then found out
[12:28] ---
    that the demons abducted by the Kyuumiyas
[12:30] ---
    were all confined inside the volcano.
[12:33] ---
    The volcano had a confinement seal.
[12:34] ---
    When the demons were starved to the utmost,
[12:36] ---
    they would kill each other.
[12:38] ---
    The one who finally survived
    in the force field
[12:41] ---
    would become the demon king.
[12:43] ---
    She wanted to cultivate demons?
[12:44] ---
    That's right.
[12:46] ---
    The demons that have been rampaging in Huaxiu
[12:48] ---
    were summoned from here by
    her with a demon spectrum.
[12:51] ---
    He is right.
[12:53] ---
    But when a demon king
    was about to be created,
[12:57] ---
    the force field became unable
    to suppress the demons.
[13:00] ---
    I had to try to steal the Sun's Sacred Cudgel
[13:02] ---
    and use it to reinforce the force field.
[13:05] ---
    So it was you.
[13:07] ---
    No.
[13:07] ---
    Opened in dark night a filthy sweet mouth.
    No.
[13:08] ---
    Opened in dark night a filthy sweet mouth.
    I found the Cudgel all right,
[13:10] ---
    A vicious stomach in damp breeding enchanting charm.
    but I couldn't lift it.
[13:11] ---
    A vicious stomach in damp
    breeding enchanting charm.
[13:14] ---
    A proud quest, dangerous and noble.
[13:15] ---
    A proud quest, dangerous and noble.
    Then who was it
[13:16] ---
    A proud quest, dangerous and noble.
    that stole the Sacred Cudgel?
[13:19] ---
    Praise it with blood.
[13:22] ---
    Tear up all that is white;
    burn all flesh into ashes.
[13:22] ---
    Tear up all that is white; burn all flesh into ashes.
    I thought
[13:23] ---
    Tear up all that is white; burn all flesh into ashes.
    you had cleared almost all the demons in the force field.
[13:24] ---
    you had cleared almost all the
    demons in the force field.
[13:25] ---
    Destroy all that resist, and save all of my kind.
    you had cleared almost all the demons in the force field.
[13:27] ---
    Destroy all that resist, and save all of my kind.
    Stay here for a week and you'll know.
[13:28] ---
    Stay here for a week and you'll know.
[13:29] ---
    Grant this common new god new brilliance.
[13:30] ---
    Grant this common new god new brilliance.
    Breaking the force field will do the trick, right?
[13:32] ---
    Breaking the force field
    will do the trick, right?
[13:32] ---
    Stop it!
[13:33] ---
    Hooray to his creation.
    Stop it!
[13:34] ---
    Hooray to his creation.
    Do you want to release the demons
[13:35] ---
    Hooray to his creation.
    and destroy the whole Sunland?
[13:36] ---
    Speak out, puppet,
    and destroy the whole Sunland?
[13:37] ---
    Speak out, puppet,
    What else?
[13:38] ---
    Speak out, puppet,
    Saving them for you to plague Huaxiu?
[13:38] ---
    decorated perfectly with bright red.
    Saving them for you to plague Huaxiu?
[13:40] ---
    decorated perfectly with bright red.
[13:42] ---
    Dance with me and tear up the karma.
[13:46] ---
    Wait for him to befall and break the stars.
    The force field...
[13:49] ---
    Wait for him to befall and break the stars.
    is broken.
[13:51] ---
    is broken.
[13:55] ---
    The Sun's Sacred Cudgel.
[13:57] ---
    Who brought it here?
[14:39] ---
    You guys go over there.
[14:41] ---
    Don't let the demons run away.
[14:42] ---
    Yes. Yes. Yes.
[14:57] ---
    Zhuo Yi?
[15:00] ---
    Froggy 2?
[15:01] ---
    What are you doing here?
[15:03] ---
    It's raining.
[15:04] ---
    The kids wanted me to buy them some drinks.
[15:07] ---
    Master Zhuo,
[15:08] ---
    are you on official duty?
[15:10] ---
    Yes.
[15:12] ---
    Froggy 2,
[15:13] ---
    could you do me a favor?
[15:14] ---
    We are tracking down some illegal immigrants.
[15:16] ---
    Could you help us locate them?
[15:29] ---
    300 meters in that direction,
[15:30] ---
    moving at a high speed.
[15:33] ---
    Thank you for your help, Froggy 2.
[15:34] ---
    I'll treat you to some canned food later.
[15:44] ---
    Wait.
[15:46] ---
    Run for it now.
[15:47] ---
    It is unsafe here.
[15:51] ---
    Though his appearance and
    species have been changed,
[15:53] ---
    his power can't be mistaken.
[15:56] ---
    You must be our Lord King.
[16:00] ---
    I beg you to regain your throne
[16:02] ---
    for the survival of the demon race.
[16:07] ---
    I don't know what you're talking about.
[16:13] ---
    Unknowingly,
[16:14] ---
    I have lived in the human
    world for so many years.
[16:19] ---
    I have cut off all relation with
    the demon race for a long time
[16:21] ---
    and blended myself into human life.
[16:26] ---
    About the demon race,
[16:27] ---
    I only have a very little memory.
[16:31] ---
    I had hoped to live a routine life,
    away from any conflict and strife,
[16:33] ---
    Even if the world before me
    I had hoped to live a routine life, away from any conflict and strife,
[16:35] ---
    Even if the world before me
    from the fights between the human and demon races,
[16:35] ---
    will change or drift away,
    from the fights between the human and demon races,
[16:39] ---
    until...
[16:40] ---
    I will be waiting for you forever at the end of time.
    until...
[16:40] ---
    I will be waiting for you
    forever at the end of time.
[16:45] ---
    Before I am ready,
[16:47] ---
    life has changed.
[16:51] ---
    I'm confused at the crossroad,
[16:53] ---
    wondering which way is home.
[16:56] ---
    My birthday wishes,
[16:58] ---
    did anyone hear them this time?
[17:02] ---
    Keep my words to myself,
[17:04] ---
    and my memories float in the starry sky.
[17:06] ---
    Occasionally I feel depressed.
[17:09] ---
    Occasionally I feel sad.
[17:12] ---
    Who knows the weakness behind my smile?
[17:18] ---
    Mom said that time
[17:20] ---
    once roared like a wind.
[17:22] ---
    Feel your hopes.
[17:25] ---
    Look forward to beautiful.
[17:29] ---
    This power comes because
    we have each other around.
[17:33] ---
    Even if the world before me
[17:36] ---
    will change or drift away,
[17:40] ---
    I will be waiting for you
    forever at the end of time.
[17:46] ---
    I will be waiting for you
    forever at the end of time.

E12 - Reconciled

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[00:14] ---
    Kyuumiya,
[00:15] ---
    you don't know at all why you lost.
[00:17] ---
    What?
[00:20] ---
    Because
[00:21] ---
    you are the only one who
    doesn't follow this animation.
SIGN    Adapted from the story The Daily Life of the Immortal King from Yuewen Group's Qidian Reading written by Ku Xuan
[00:27] ---
    Even if the world before me
[00:29] ---
    will change or drift away,
[00:33] ---
    I will be waiting for you
    forever at the end of time.
[00:38] ---
    I've heard them say
[00:40] ---
    that much of our life was pre-determined.
[00:44] ---
    Beyond our expectations,
[00:46] ---
    daily routines are disturbed.
[00:49] ---
    When you are in need,
[00:51] ---
    I always reach out my hands to you.
[00:55] ---
    No reason needed,
[00:57] ---
    I will always be there for you.
[01:00] ---
    Occasionally I feel depressed.
[01:02] ---
    Occasionally I feel sad.
[01:05] ---
    But I encourage you with a smile
[01:07] ---
    that hardships will soon be over.
[01:11] ---
    Mom said that time
[01:13] ---
    once roared like a wind.
[01:16] ---
    Feel your hopes.
[01:18] ---
    Look forward to beautiful.
[01:23] ---
    This power comes because
    we have each other around.
[01:27] ---
    Even if the world before me
[01:29] ---
    will change or drift away,
[01:34] ---
    I will be waiting for you
    forever at the end of time.
[01:39] ---
    I will be waiting for you
    forever at the end of time.
[01:46] ---
    Episode Twelve Reconciled
[01:58] ---
    Oh, shit.
[02:00] ---
    What a shame!
[02:01] ---
    They've been working on it for so long.
[02:03] ---
    At this point,
[02:05] ---
    there's only one thing I can
    do: reverse the timeline.
[02:08] ---
    I may lose some of my life essence,
[02:12] ---
    but with you by my side,
[02:14] ---
    I won't feel lonely.
[02:22] ---
    Happy birthday to you.
[02:28] ---
    Happy birthday to Lin Xiaoyu.
[02:33] ---
    Happy birthday to Li Xiaoyu
[02:33] ---
    Happy birthday, Xiaoyu.
[02:39] ---
    Thank you. Thank you all.
[02:43] ---
    I...
[02:44] ---
    I forgot it's my birthday today.
[02:56] ---
    Until that day when I found
[02:59] ---
    that I'm not a demon.
[03:05] ---
    Neither am I a human.
[03:48] ---
    Nobody...
[03:50] ---
    nobody cares if we demons live or die.
[03:54] ---
    Do you want to hide in the sewer
[03:56] ---
    and spend the rest of your lives as losers?
[04:00] ---
    We have found out
[04:02] ---
    it was the Exorcist Team that
    took our fellow brothers.
[04:04] ---
    Have you ever thought
[04:06] ---
    why we live like dogs?
[04:09] ---
    It is not because humans treat us as dogs,
[04:12] ---
    but because we feel we are dogs.
[04:14] ---
    Back Door
[04:21] ---
    It is the human race,
[04:23] ---
    the evil human race,
[04:25] ---
    who destroyed our homeland
[04:27] ---
    and took our lives.
[04:29] ---
    Are we going to live in the shadow
    of the human race forever?
[04:36] ---
    Our fellow brothers will
    all be imprisoned here.
[04:39] ---
    But the force field of the
    Kyuumiya family is very strong.
[04:41] ---
    Only by breaking the force
    field can we rescue them.
[05:12] ---
    We will die.
[05:14] ---
    We will pay dear prices.
[05:16] ---
    But...
[05:17] ---
    we will win the final victory.
[05:21] ---
    Ultimately,
[05:22] ---
    I will create a world in which
    no demon will ever be hurt.
[06:03] ---
    I am...
[06:05] ---
    the Demon King.
[06:07] ---
    Froggy 2,
[06:09] ---
    what are you doing here?
[06:14] ---
    What is that thing in your mouth?
[06:25] ---
    So you are the one who took it.
[06:31] ---
    Lord King,
[06:32] ---
    let's charge down there together
[06:33] ---
    and kill the humans.
[06:35] ---
    There is a human there.
[06:36] ---
    Let's eat him first.
[06:38] ---
    Shut up.
[06:40] ---
    Back off, all of you.
[06:41] ---
    This human is very dangerous.
[06:52] ---
    I understand.
[06:53] ---
    Will it be one on one,
[06:55] ---
    or me against all of you?
[06:56] ---
    Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
[06:58] ---
    After all, we have known each
    other for all these years.
[07:00] ---
    I'm well aware that fighting
    you means committing suicide.
[07:02] ---
    I suggest we find a solution
    in a more peaceful way.
[07:07] ---
    Peaceful?
[07:08] ---
    What is Lord King doing?
[07:10] ---
    Why doesn't he eat that human?
[07:12] ---
    What do you know?
[07:13] ---
    This is called negotiation.
[07:14] ---
    Lord King must think about
    more than just eating.
[07:19] ---
    Why don't we fight verbally?
[07:22] ---
    Verbally?
[07:23] ---
    Yes.
[07:24] ---
    I'll ask you three questions.
[07:26] ---
    If you can answer them all,
[07:28] ---
    I'll take all the demons to surrender to you.
[07:30] ---
    And if I don't?
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    You go back to Huaxiu
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    and stay out of this dispute.
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    This is Sunland, anyway.
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    I will refrain the demons
    from harassing Huaxiu.
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    Okay.
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    Why do you agree so fast?
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    Do you think I will lose?
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    Alright. Listen.
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    Execute the block diagram
    as shown in the figure.
[07:48] ---
    Start
    Execute the block diagram as shown in the figure.
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    Start False
    Execute the block diagram as shown in the figure.
[07:51] ---
    Start False
    What is the output?
[07:51] ---
    Start False True
    What is the output?
[07:51] ---
    Start False True Output
    What is the output?
[07:52] ---
    Start False True Output End
    What is the output?
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    I watched what you did in Faction 60.
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    You mind always slipped
    away in arithmetic classes.
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    You always did your homework
    with an enlightened pencil.
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    You won't be able to answer this question.
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    x=1 y=1 k=0
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    s=1-1=0 t=1+1=2
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    x=0 y=2 k=0+1=1
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    false
    x=0 y=2 k=0+1=1
[08:14] ---
    false
    1 greater than or equal to 3 is false. s=-2 t=2 x=-2 y=2 k=2
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    false
    2 greater than or equal to 3 is false. s=-4 t=0 x=-4 y=0 k=3
[08:17] ---
    false false
    2 greater than or equal to 3 is false. s=-4 t=0 x=-4 y=0 k=3
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    false
    2 greater than or equal to 3 is false. s=-4 t=0 x=-4 y=0 k=3
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    false true
    2 greater than or equal to 3 is false. s=-4 t=0 x=-4 y=0 k=3
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    false true
    3 greater than or equal to 3 is true.
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    false true output
    3 greater than or equal to 3 is true.
[08:21] ---
    3 greater than or equal to 3 is true.
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    The final output is (-4, 0).
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    This is impossible.
[08:26] ---
    You got a mark of 60 on
    every arithmetic test.
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    How could have answered this question?
[08:29] ---
    Do you think it's easy to get
    a mark of 60 on every test?
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    What the hell?
[08:34] ---
    Does he mean he controls
    his marks so precisely
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    that he gets exactly 60 points on all tests?
[08:38] ---
    What is Lord King doing?
[08:39] ---
    What is taking him so long?
[08:41] ---
    What's the hurry?
[08:42] ---
    This is the negotiation that decides
    the destiny of the demon race.
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    The second question.
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    Let's see how tough you are.
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    Given 3 celestial bodies who
    can be regarded as mass points
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    and whose masses, initial positions
    and initial velocities are arbitrary.
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    Find the pattern of their motions
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    governed by the gravitational
    force between them.
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    The Three-Body problem.
[09:02] ---
    Exactly.
[09:03] ---
    The Three-Body problem, which
    doesn't have a solution.
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    For thousands of years, human cultivators
    have been unable to solve it.
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    Let's see what you are going with it.
[09:19] ---
    Is Lord King casting his magic?
[09:21] ---
    He really deserves to be Lord King,
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    having such a groundbreaking power.
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    You... What are you doing?
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    Knowledge comes from practice.
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    I'm going to show you their orbits.
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    Stop it! Stop it! Stop!
[09:43] ---
    Consider it solved.
[09:44] ---
    You're going to destroy
    the human world as well.
[09:46] ---
    Oh.
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    The last question.
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    Damn him.
[09:58] ---
    He knows everything, from
    astronomy to geography,
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    and has unbelievable powers.
[10:01] ---
    What now?
[10:03] ---
    Isn't there anything in this
    world that can baffle him?
[10:06] ---
    Come on.
[10:07] ---
    A brain teaser?
[10:08] ---
    No. He'll kill me.
[10:10] ---
    Isn't there anything he doesn't know?
[10:12] ---
    Froggy 2.
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    What now?
[10:14] ---
    Come on. Come on.
[10:15] ---
    We have been through so many hardships
    before coming to this point.
[10:17] ---
    Is it going to be the
    doomsday of the demon race?
[10:20] ---
    Doomsday.
[10:21] ---
    I got it.
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    Birthday.
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    Birthday.
[10:26] ---
    When is my birthday?
[10:29] ---
    Well...
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    Answer me.
[10:31] ---
    The last question,
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    my birthday, the month and date.
[10:40] ---
    I knew it.
[10:41] ---
    In all these years,
[10:42] ---
    I had thought you regarded me as a friend.
[10:45] ---
    But I was wrong.
[10:47] ---
    You have been regarding me as a dog.
[10:50] ---
    No.
[10:50] ---
    Shut up.
[10:51] ---
    Not only you,
[10:52] ---
    but the entire human race as well.
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    You are the one who destroyed our world.
[10:57] ---
    We escaped to the human world,
[10:59] ---
    but were traced and arrested
    by the Seven-Star Squad.
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    The Kyuumiya family cultivated us.
[11:03] ---
    None of you humans has ever cared about us.
[11:07] ---
    But Xiaoyu and Silvie...
[11:08] ---
    Shut your mount up!
[11:09] ---
    Do you think only lovely
    demons are kind demons?
[11:12] ---
    Do you think all the other
    demons have no right to live?
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    That's what you human race is like.
[11:16] ---
    Your mouths are full of all kinds of justice
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    while doing the dirtiest things.
[11:23] ---
    For all these years, I've
    been living in fears of you.
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    Today,
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    we are feared no more.
[11:33] ---
    Froggy 2, stop playing around.
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    Stop the timeline.
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    Reverse the timeline.
[12:06] ---
    Froggy 2, stop playing around.
[12:23] ---
    Re...reverse the timeline.
[12:32] ---
    Froggy 2, stop playing around.
[12:49] ---
    Froggy 2?
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    Stop it, Froggy 2.
[13:01] ---
    I know I can't beat you,
[13:03] ---
    but I have the whole demon
    race standing behind me.
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    You fell for my trap.
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    I may not be able to beat the present you,
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    but I can beat you when you were a baby.
[13:45] ---
    Damn you.
[13:46] ---
    Did you have unbelievable powers at birth?
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    Looks like the law of time
    has no effect on you.
[13:54] ---
    The only thing I can do now is
    seal you up at the end of time.
[14:49] ---
    Wang Ling,
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    what the hell am I?
[14:54] ---
    Am I a human
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    or a demon?
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    Let's go, Froggy 2.
[15:17] ---
    They are waiting for you.
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    Loser.
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    I'm a loser.
[15:35] ---
    However time and space change,
[15:38] ---
    I have no way to beat you.
[15:45] ---
    I give up,
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    but on two conditions.
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    Will you agree?
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    One,
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    my fellow demons are innocent.
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    Let them live on.
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    I just created a new world,
[16:08] ---
    simple but enough for you to live in.
[16:12] ---
    I could've saved all the efforts.
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    Sorry.
[16:17] ---
    I owe it to you.
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    Tell me, Froggy 2.
[16:27] ---
    What is your second condition?
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    Wang Ling,
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    can I...
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    continue to be your dog?
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    Kyuumiya,
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    come back with me to the
    Department of Cultivation.
[16:46] ---
    Thank you
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    for saving my family.
[16:53] ---
    I didn't say anything.
[16:55] ---
    You asked me to go back.
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    What are you waiting for?
[17:09] ---
    They all say the beaches
    in Sunland are very good.
[17:12] ---
    Why don't we hang around here for
    a few days before going back?
[17:13] ---
    No problem.
[17:15] ---
    All those fights
[17:16] ---
    almost exhausted me.
[17:20] ---
    Brother Wang.
[17:22] ---
    Brother Wang.
[17:27] ---
    Look at the blue sky,
[17:28] ---
    En?
    Look at the blue sky,
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    En?
    clear sky in the wind.
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    clear sky in the wind.
[17:31] ---
    I found it.
    clear sky in the wind.
[17:32] ---
    clear sky in the wind.
[17:34] ---
    The sea breeze is soft,
[17:38] ---
    soft as your hug.
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    I want to find a corner
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    Wow.
    I want to find a corner
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    It's so beautiful.
    where my heart can be lazy for a while.
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    where my heart can be lazy for a while.
[18:01] ---
    Look, Brother Wang.
    where my heart can be lazy for a while.
[18:04] ---
    Summer is like a train
    pulling up in a station,
[18:05] ---
    Funny, isn't it?
    Summer is like a train pulling up in a station,
[18:06] ---
    Summer is like a train
    pulling up in a station,
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    leaving your troubles behind.
[18:11] ---
    Go for a ride in flip flops.
[18:12] ---
    Here. Move them over here.
    Go for a ride in flip flops.
[18:13] ---
    Go for a ride in flip flops.
[18:13] ---
    See who touches the coconut grove first.
[18:15] ---
    Laughter floats far away
[18:17] ---
    in a relaxed atmosphere.
[18:19] ---
    Footprints crisscross into a circle.
[18:20] ---
    Waves erase them, and run away,
[18:24] ---
    saying do it again.
[18:27] ---
    Endless dreams
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    stir the world.
[18:31] ---
    Break into the colors, and be mad together.
[18:35] ---
    Use your waving hands
[18:38] ---
    to connect the dances of every star.
[18:56] ---
    The Daily Life of the
    IMMORTAL KING Season 3