E4 - Cherry Blossom Festival!

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[00:00] Ouka
    Thank you for waiting.
[00:02] Ouka
    Here's your coffee jelly and cappuccino.
[00:05] Riho
    Got another order!
[00:06] Hayato
    Shoot.
[00:08] Riho
    Two house blends.
[00:10] Riho
    Take your time and enjoy.
[00:14] Shiragiku
    We're not getting many customers today...
[00:25] Hayato
    Hey!
[00:26] Hayato
    No training!
[00:28] Ami
    But...
[00:33] Akane
    Customers aren't coming, huh?
[00:36] Hayato
    W-Well, it's been a whole
    week since we reopened.
[00:40] Hayato
    This is about what I expected.
[00:42] Akane
    That's cool, but...
[00:45] Akane
    Why have you had that tense look
    on your face all day, then?
[00:50] Hayato
    I can't believe my stocks tanked
[00:53] Hayato
    and left us so short on operating funds.
[00:56] Hayato
    I've gotta do something.
[00:58] Akane
    I see.
[01:00] Akane
    Well, you can start by paying us, okay?
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[02:35] Hayato
    We're going to organize a detachment
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[02:37] Hayato
    to launch a surprise attack
    on the cherry blossom festival.
[02:43] Ouka
    I have no idea what you're talking about.
[02:46] Shiragiku
    You mean the Cherry Blossom Festival
    they hold every year?
[02:49] Riho
    Is this some weird scheme again?
[02:52] Ami
    Sounds pretty awesome! Who are we fighting?
[02:55] Hayato
    I think we should open a stall on the
    Saturday and Sunday of the festival.
[03:00] Ouka
    Then just say that
    from the start, you nerd.
[03:03] Riho
    Does "detachment"
    mean we're gonna split up?
[03:06] Hayato
    Yeah. Closing the actual café for it
    would be putting the cart before the horse.
[03:11] Ami
    There'll be a bunch of stalls with
    tasty food at the festival, right?!
[03:14] Ouka
    That sounds kinda fun!
[03:16] Ouka
    I gotta make a spring version
    of our uniform, then!
[03:19] Shiragiku
    We should come up with a spring menu, too.
[03:22] Hayato
    Yes! An updated menu!
[03:26] Hayato
    We can't rely on coffee alone
    for a surprise attack.
[03:30] Hayato
    You will immediately commence
    development of a new weapon.
[03:34] Ouka
    Could you stop talking like that?
    It's pissing me off.
[03:40] Shiragiku
    Let's see...
    Yeah, all of this should be enough.
[03:44] Hayato
    So what are you planning to make?
[03:47] Shiragiku
    Cookies.
[03:48] Shiragiku
    With cherry blossom liqueur in them.
[03:52] Shiragiku
    It'll be something people
    can eat while they walk.
[03:55] Hayato
    Doesn't liqueur... have alcohol in it?
[03:59] Shiragiku
    It'll be fine.
[04:01] Shiragiku
    The alcohol evaporates when it's cooked,
[04:03] Shiragiku
    so it's safe even for kids.
[04:04] Hayato
    That's not what I mean...
[04:08] Shiragiku
    I'll try making a test batch.
[04:11] Hayato
    R-Right...
[04:13] Riho
    Got anything I can help out with?
[04:21] Shiragiku
    They smell so nice!
[04:23] Hayato
    The smell's fine, but the color...
[04:27] Riho
    Hey!
[04:29] Riho
    Is there anything I can help with?!
[04:32] Hayato
    No, there isn't. Quit yelling.
[04:34] Riho
    What the heck? And I came home early, too!
[04:38] Riho
    Are you saying I'm useless?!
[04:41] Hayato
    I never said anything like that.
[04:43] Riho
    Hmph!
[04:44] Hayato
    Okay, uh...
[04:46] Hayato
    Oh, I'm planning to leave you in charge
    of the café during the festival.
[04:51] Hayato
    We'll want at least one person here
    who's capable of managing it.
[04:55] Hayato
    So I'll be counting on you,
    Management Genius!
[05:00] Riho
    W-Well, I guess I have no choice!
[05:03] Riho
    You can leave the café to me!
[05:07] Riho
    The genius!
[05:11] Shiragiku
    I'll try a different liqueur this time.
[05:15] Hayato
    Okay.
[05:16] Shiragiku
    You know, it's pretty wild that
    I'm working here at the café with you.
[05:24] Shiragiku
    I never would've seen this coming back then.
[05:26] Hayato
    Oh, you mean when Grandma
    talked to you about me?
[05:31] Hayato
    I mean, when I went to Tokyo U,
    I had no plans to take over the business.
[05:36] Hayato
    But it helps that you're such a great cook.
[05:39] Hayato
    Did you study it somewhere?
[05:41] Shiragiku
    Not exactly...
[05:43] Shiragiku
    But... yeah, I guess...
[05:46] Shiragiku
    There was something that
    inspired me to try cooking.
[05:49] Shiragiku
    It was a restaurant I went to
    with my dad when I was little.
[05:54] Shiragiku
    Something there just smelled so amazing.
[05:57] Hayato
    Oh, like curry udon
    at a soba shop or something?
[06:00] Shiragiku
    No, it smelled even better.
[06:05] Shiragiku
    It was similar to the smell
[06:08] Shiragiku
    of your sweat when you've been working.
[06:12] Hayato
    Uh, you...
[06:15] Shiragiku
    Gotcha!
[06:16] Hayato
    Huh?!
[06:17] Shiragiku
    I was just kidding.
[06:20] Hayato
    I don't know... Maybe I've gotten
    a little too friendly with her.
[06:29] Shiragiku
    I can't hold back anymore!
[06:31] Shiragiku
    This is it! This is the smell!
[06:33] Hayato
    You did mean it?!
[06:35] Shiragiku
    They say the smell of a man's sweat
[06:37] Shiragiku
    has something in it that makes
    women excited, you know.
[06:42] Shiragiku
    So this is all your fault,
[06:45] Shiragiku
    Hayato-kun.
[06:46] Hayato
    Don't strip me!
[06:48] Hayato
    Why is she like this?!
    She hasn't been drinking!
[06:53] Hayato
    Wait... is it just from
    the evaporated alcohol?!
[06:59] Riho
    I knew something seemed off.
[07:02] Riho
    You were pretending to be
    working on new menu items,
[07:05] Riho
    but you just wanted to get Kiku-chan
    drunk and fool around with her!
[07:09] Hayato
    N-No! She just—
[07:11] Shiragiku
    Come on, take it off already.
[07:13] Hayato
    Idi—
[07:14] Riho
    You tricked me!
[07:18] Ouka
    I added more frills to make it look flowery.
[07:23] Ami
    It's so cute!
[07:24] Ouka
    And the hair band
    uses cherry blossom flowers.
[07:27] Ami
    This is awesome! It's like magic!
[07:30] Ami
    You're gonna be an amazing
    designer, Ouka-san!
[07:35] Ouka
    What about you? Is there a career
    you're working toward?
[07:38] Ami
    Me? I wanna be a hero of justice!
[07:42] Ouka
    Huh? Like a police officer?
[07:45] Ami
    Nope! A hero of justice!
[07:47] Ami
    I'll patrol the town, and if I see any
    bad guys, I'll punch their lights out!
[07:53] Ouka
    I see.
[07:55] Ami
    Oh, yeah!
[07:56] Ami
    Can the cherry blossom hair band
    be launched like a missile?
[08:01] Ouka
    A m-missile?
[08:04] Ouka
    Oh, Hayato-kun!
[08:06] Ouka
    Check it out! I made cherry blossom
    hair bands for a more springtime look...
[08:10] Hayato
    Let me see that!
[08:12] Shiragiku
    There you are!
[08:15] Riho
    Stop it, Kiku-chan! Put your clothes on!
[08:20] Shiragiku
    Hayato-kun...
[08:22] Hayato
    Just cover up, would you?!
[08:27] Shiragiku
    Look! My flowers bloomed!
[08:33] Ouka
    Ami-chan...
[08:34] Ami
    Yeah.
[08:36] Shiragiku
    Hayato-kun, you're like a magician!
[08:39] Shiragiku
    They're so pretty!
[08:42] Ouka
    There's a bad guy right next to us.
[08:45] Ami
    Yep. There sure is.
[08:48] Ami
    Punch his lights out!
[08:50] Ouka
    He legit flew.
[08:52] Akane
    And? Did you come up with new menu items?
[08:55] Hayato
    No.
[08:57] Hayato
    We tried out a few, but nothing worked.
[08:59] Akane
    I see.
[09:01] Akane
    By the way, not that it matters, but...
[09:04] Hayato
    What?
[09:05] Akane
    I have this recipe for springtime cookies
    that Grandma and I came up with.
[09:11] Akane
    Want it?
[09:13] Hayato
    Why didn't you bring this up sooner?
[09:16] Akane
    Because you kept going on about
    surprise attacks and new weapons.
[09:20] Akane
    You were having so much fun
    sounding so cringy.
[09:23] Akane
    I didn't have the heart.
[09:24] Hayato
    Please let me see it. I'll use it.
[09:27] Akane
    Oh, really?
[09:30] Hayato
    We've been through a lot...
[09:34] Hayato
    But let's get this festival started!
[09:37] Five
    Ono Shiragiku's Gentle Awakening!
SIGN    Ono Shiragiku's Gentle Awakening
[09:43] Shiragiku
    Mph...
[09:45] Shiragiku
    Huh?!
[09:46] Shiragiku
    What is this?!
[09:48] Shiragiku
    Who played this prank on me?!
[09:53] Ami
    Step right up!
[09:55] Ami
    Try some coffee from Café Terrace Familia!
[09:59] Ami
    We've got cherry blossom cookies
    as a spring special! They're delicious!
[10:03] Hayato
    What got into you? You're so fired up.
[10:06] Ami
    Because we got this "full armor"
    powered-up version of our uniform.
[10:10] Ami
    It's giving me extra strength!
[10:12] Hayato
    "Full armor"?
[10:14] Ami
    Yeah!
[10:15] Fishman
    You Familia kids are just full of energy.
[10:18] Fishman
    Want some of my steamed tuna buns?
[10:20] Wagashi Lady
    And some sakura mochi?
[10:23] Ami
    Thank you!
[10:25] Hayato
    Show a little restraint!
[10:28] Hayato
    Anyway, sorry we set up this stall
    alongside yours on such short notice.
[10:31] Fishman
    Nah, don't you worry about it.
[10:34] Fishman
    We all owe a lot to your grandma, after all.
[10:39] Hayato
    Really?
[10:40] Wagashi Lady
    We're rooting for you.
[10:42] Wagashi Lady
    If you need anything at all,
    just let us know.
[10:45] Hayato
    Thank you.
[10:46] Fishman
    Well, good luck!
[10:48] Ami
    Hayacchi, coffee!
[10:51] Hayato
    Quit goofing off!
[10:54] Hayato
    That aside...
[10:57] Hayato
    Why did she even come here?
[11:03] Ami
    Ouka-san!
[11:04] Ami
    This steamed tuna bun is really good!
[11:07] Ami
    Here! Here, here, here!
[11:08] Hayato
    Hey, stop! Her eyes are
    rolling back into her head!
[11:11] Ami
    Aw, but the steamed
    tuna bun's gonna get cold.
[11:16] Ouka
    Oh, crap! Was I asleep?!
[11:19] Hayato
    Morning. You were sound asleep
    with quite a dumb look on your face.
[11:22] Ouka
    Wh-Why were you watching me sleep?!
[11:25] Ouka
    And Ami-chan, if you're so mad that
    you wanna kill me, just wake me up!
[11:30] Ami
    Huh? If I wanted to kill you,
    I'd just hit you.
[11:33] Ouka
    That's scary.
[11:36] Hayato
    We're not that busy.
    You can go home if you want.
[11:40] Ouka
    I'll go wash my face!
[11:44] Ouka
    Jeez...
[11:46] Ouka
    Even if I'm sleep-deprived,
    how could I pass out like that?
[11:50] Ouka
    I gotta get it together!
[11:55] Ouka
    I-I'm sorry!
[12:04] Riho
    Thank you for waiting.
    Here's your cherry blossom set.
[12:08] Shiragiku
    Yeah, no problems here.
[12:10] Shiragiku
    We've even got more customers
    coming over from the festival.
[12:13] Hayato
    Glad to hear that.
[12:14] Hayato
    I'll leave you to it, then.
[12:17] Ami
    Thank you very much!
[12:18] Hayato
    Any word from Ouka?
[12:21] Ami
    Nope. Did she fall asleep in the restroom?
[12:25] Hayato
    What is she doing?
[12:27] Ouka
    I said I don't want to!
[12:29] Fuwa's Grandson
    Aw, why not? It can wait until
    you're done with your work.
[12:32] Fuwa's Grandson
    We're having a drinking party
    after this is over.
[12:35] Ouka
    I won't be going!
[12:37] Hayato
    What the heck is she doing?
[12:39] Ouka
    Stop it!
[12:40] Ami
    She's getting hit on.
[12:42] Ouka
    Hey!
[12:43] Ouka
    Don't just watch! Help me!
[12:45] Hayato
    Oh... Sorry about that.
[12:49] Hayato
    Sorry, but she works for me.
    Could you pick up girls somewhere else?
[12:55] Fuwa's Grandson
    Huh? And who are you?
[12:57] BuddyB
    You look pretty young.
    How old are you, anyway?
[13:00] Hayato
    I'm eighteen.
[13:02] Hayato
    Listen, you're blocking customers
    from getting to our stall.
[13:06] Hayato
    Could you please move?
[13:07] Fuwa's Grandson
    We're customers, too!
[13:09] BuddyB
    We'll buy your damn coffee or whatever it is!
[13:12] Ouka
    Can I hit them so they go away?
[13:14] Hayato
    Don't.
[13:15] BuddyA
    Hey, that one's a cutie, too!
[13:18] BuddyB
    Sure, go ahead and hit us.
[13:20] Fishman
    Hey! No causing trouble
    in front of our stalls!
[13:23] Fishman
    If you've got a problem,
    how 'bout you take it up with me?
[13:26] Fuwa's Grandson
    Oh, you wanna go?
[13:28] Wagashi Lady
    Keep your voice down!
[13:31] Wagashi Lady
    If you're gonna interfere with
    our business, we'll call the police.
[13:34] Owner1
    Yeah! Get outta here!
[13:36] Owner2
    If you make trouble in front of
    Kasukabe-san's business, you'll regret it!
[13:42] Fuwa's Grandson
    Let's go. Their coffee's probably
    too gross to drink anyway.
[13:46] BuddyB
    Move it!
[13:49] Fuwa's Grandson
    All of these stalls look like shit!
[13:52] Fishman
    Don't you worry. We'll run off
    punks like them anytime.
[13:57] Wagashi Lady
    You just do your best to keep
    your grandma's business going.
[14:02] Hayato
    I will. Thank you.
[14:06] Shiragiku
    That really happened?
[14:07] Riho
    Ami-chan, next time you see
    those guys, just waste 'em!
[14:11] Ami
    Got it!
[14:12] Ouka
    No, don't. It won't help anyone.
[14:14] Hayato
    Anyway, business is going great now.
[14:18] Hayato
    Let's keep this momentum
    going tomorrow, everyone!
[14:22] Five
    Yep!
[14:23] Five
    You got it!
[14:23] Five
    We'll do our best!
[14:26] Hayato
    Well, let's get this day started.
[14:29] Ouka
    I hope we'll draw a good crowd again today.
[14:33] Guy
    For real?
[14:34] Hayato
    What's going on?
    They're in front of our stall.
[14:42] Hayato
    Wh-What is all this?
[14:44] Ami
    I bet it was those guys from yesterday.
[14:46] Ouka
    This is awful...
[14:48] Owner1
    I'm pretty sure that was Fuwa-san's grandson.
[14:50] Owner2
    For cryin' out loud...
[14:52] Owner2
    That boy uses his grandpa's influence
    to do whatever he wants.
[14:57] Hayato
    He's that guy's...
[14:59] Fishman
    H-Hey, don't worry about it!
[15:01] Fishman
    Let's get this cleaned up.
[15:04] Wagashi Lady
    He's right. Let's open up your stall.
[15:07] Hayato
    No, we'll be withdrawing it.
[15:11] Wagashi Lady
    But...
[15:12] Hayato
    If this goes on, it might cause
    trouble for all of you again.
[15:19] Ami
    Ugh, my hands still reek.
[15:22] Hayato
    Some of that garbage was kitchen waste.
[15:29] Ouka
    I'm sorry.
[15:31] Ouka
    I brought those guys to our stall.
[15:33] Ami
    Ouka-san...
[15:35] Ouka
    I even fell asleep on the job.
[15:38] Ouka
    I've done nothing but get
    in the way. I'm useless.
[15:42] Hayato
    It's fine. Falling asleep won't kill anyone.
[15:47] Hayato
    You stayed up all night
    finishing those uniforms.
[15:52] Ouka
    B-But... Because of me...
[15:55] Ouka
    we had to close down the stall.
[15:59] Hayato
    All I said was that we'd withdraw our stall.
[16:04] Hayato
    I never said we were giving up.
[16:09] Hayato
    Ouka, I need your help.
[16:12] Ouka
    My help?
[16:13] Hayato
    Like hell I'm gonna just
    take a loss and live with it.
[16:18] Hayato
    Café Terrace Familia's
    counterattack starts now.
[16:23] Akane
    They came back to the café in a hurry.
[16:26] Akane
    Where'd they go now?
[16:27] Shiragiku
    They said they had something to do
    in the storage shed out back.
[16:32] Riho
    Come on, now.
[16:33] Riho
    Let Master handle our branch operations.
[16:38] Riho
    We need to focus our attention
    on the main café!
[16:44] Ouka
    Yeah! I think it looks really cute now!
[16:47] Hayato
    Yeah. Looks good.
[16:49] Hayato
    That's an aspiring designer for you.
[16:52] Ami
    I didn't know we had something
    like this, though!
[16:55] Hayato
    Grandma used it before she opened this café.
[17:01] Hayato
    It's called Café Terrace Familia: Type 0!
SIGN    Café Terrace Familia Type 0
[17:04] Ami
    Ooh, that's so cool!
[17:06] Ouka
    It's just a food cart.
[17:09] Hayato
    I'm glad we got permission to run
    a mobile business just in case.
[17:13] Hayato
    Ami, load up the cart and get it moving!
[17:16] Ami
    Yes, sir!
[17:17] Hayato
    Ouka, get Riho to post
    about this on our social media.
[17:22] Hayato
    Have her say, "Café Terrace Familia
    Type 0 is ready to counterattack.
[17:26] Hayato
    All those who need assistance,
    reply to this post!"
[17:30] Ouka
    By which you mean,
    "We're selling coffee via food cart,
[17:33] Ouka
    so if you're in the area,
    please come see us."
[17:37] Hayato
    Yes!
[17:38] Hayato
    Ami, I'm giving you one other
    special mission that only you can do.
[17:43] Ami
    Yes, sir!
[17:45] Ouka
    Thank you for waiting.
[17:48] Customer1
    Two coffees and an order of cookies, please.
[17:50] Ouka
    Sure!
[17:51] Customer2
    Two caffè lattes, please.
[17:53] Ouka
    Coming up!
[17:55] Ouka
    Look at all these people.
    Why are there so many?
[17:58] Hayato
    It was all Riho.
SIGN    #CherryBlossomFestival #Cafe #Coffee
    How about a coffee to enjoy while you
    observe the blossoms? We're running a
    food cart in the area, so please stop by!
[17:59] Hayato
    She's been replying to everyone
    she finds on social media
[18:02] Riho
    who's out to see the cherry blossoms.
[18:04] Riho
    There.
[18:05] Shiragiku
    Riho-chan!
[18:07] Riho
    Coming!
[18:08] Ouka
    But with this many customers,
    our supplies won't last.
[18:12] Hayato
    Don't worry about that.
    I've secured a supply line.
[18:16] Ouka
    Supply line?
[18:17] Ami
    I'm back!
[18:22] Ami
    I brought cookies, water,
    and beans from the café!
[18:27] Ouka
    Ami-chan, did you actually
    run there and back?!
[18:30] Ami
    Well, yeah!
[18:33] Hayato
    Sorry for asking you to do this.
[18:36] Ami
    My strength is the one thing
    I've got going for me!
[18:38] Ami
    If you run low on anything,
    I'll go as many times as it takes!
[18:42] Customer3
    There it is!
[18:45] Customer3
    Wow, the waitresses' uniforms
    are just as cute as the stall!
[18:50] Customer4
    They really are!
[18:51] Ouka
    Th-Thank—
[18:53] Hayato
    She designed them.
[18:55] Hayato
    Amazing, aren't they?
[18:57] Ouka
    I-It's not...
[18:59] Hayato
    She's working for us part-time
    in hopes of being a designer one day.
[19:03] Customer3
    Really? Then we'll take two coffees
    as a show of our support.
[19:09] Hayato
    Well, don't just stand there, Ouka.
[19:11] Ouka
    Oh... I'm sorry!
[19:13] Hayato
    And you unload the stuff, Ami.
[19:14] Ami
    Yes, sir!
[19:18] Ouka
    If that many people were going to come,
[19:20] Ouka
    we should've used the cart
    from the beginning.
[19:24] Hayato
    Nope.
[19:25] Hayato
    This strategy has one fatal flaw.
[19:30] Hayato
    I don't have the physical strength for this!
[19:32] Ouka
    Now, that's just pathetic.
    Get it together, Master!
[19:36] Ami
    Oh! Wanna start jogging with me tomorrow?
[19:39] Hayato
    I do not!
[19:41] Hayato
    Anyway, stay alert.
[19:44] Ouka
    Huh?
[19:45] Hayato
    Enemy planes are known
    to fly along this route.
[19:49] Fuwa's Grandson
    Hey, you're the crew from yesterday.
[19:53] BuddyB
    Oh, come on.
[19:55] BuddyB
    Your stall got trashed to hell,
    and you still haven't learned?
[19:59] Fuwa's Grandson
    Who gave you permission to run
    your shop in front of my house?
[20:04] BuddyA
    Bad luck for you, running into us
    in a deserted place like this.
[20:08] BuddyB
    We'll trash that scuzzy cart of yours, too.
[20:12] Hayato
    So it was you guys.
[20:14] Hayato
    Destroying other people's
    property is a crime.
[20:17] Fuwa's Grandson
    Well, you piss me off...
[20:19] Fuwa's Grandson
    so I don't care!
[20:23] Ouka
    H-Hayato-kun!
[20:25] Fuwa's Grandson
    My grandpa has connections with the police.
[20:30] Hayato
    In the event of imminent
    and unlawful infringement,
[20:32] Hayato
    there's no punishment for actions taken
    to protect oneself or others
[20:35] Hayato
    when no other options are available.
[20:38] Fuwa's Grandson
    Huh? What're you talking about?
[20:41] Hayato
    Section 1, Article 36 of the penal code:
[20:44] Hayato
    the definition of legitimate self-defense.
[20:55] Buddy
    Wh-What the hell?!
[20:56] Ami
    My special mission.
[20:59] Ami
    Even if bad guys show up,
    just observe quietly.
[21:01] Ami
    But as soon as I see
    Hayacchi getting attacked...
[21:05] Ami
    Immediate initiation of
    legitimate self-defense!
[21:13] Ami
    Pulverize the assailant with one strike!
[21:17] Ouka
    Th-That was amazing, Ami-chan!
[21:22] Ami
    Huh?
[21:24] Hayato
    Crap! All that running back and forth
    sapped her strength!
[21:34] Fuwa's Grandson
    Die, you stupid bitch!
[21:39] Ami
    Missiles, launch!
[21:47] Ami
    Shoryuken!
[21:56] Hayato
    What the heck was that?
    The thing on your head...
[22:00] Ami
    Oh, they're missiles! She made them for me!
[22:04] Ouka
    I never thought you'd
    actually use them...
[22:07] BuddyA
    Wh-What is with this chick?
[22:10] BuddyB
    She's strong as hell!
[22:13] Hayato
    Be glad it was Ami you were up against.
[22:17] Hayato
    The strongest one at our café
[22:19] Hayato
    is the legendary female gang leader...
[22:21] Hayato
    Mad Dog Ouka-san!
[22:24] Ouka
    What?!
SIGN    Mad Dog
[22:25] Hayato
    If she'd been the first one to get pissed,
[22:28] Hayato
    she would've snapped all your necks
    and dumped you in the lake.
[22:32] Ouka
    Who are you calling a mad dog?!
[22:37] BuddyA
    We're sorry!
[22:40] Hayato
    Well, that should do it.
[22:42] Hayato
    I doubt they'll ever mess with us again.
[22:45] Ouka
    What makes you think that?
[22:47] Hayato
    The best way to ensure someone
    never picks a fight with you again
[22:50] Hayato
    is to show them you have
    the overwhelming edge in strength.
SIGN    newrecording1.wav
[22:54] Hayato
    And I did record our conversation,
    just in case.
[22:56] Fuwa's Grandson
    Hey, you're the crew from yesterday.
[22:59] BuddyB
    Oh, come—
[23:00] Ouka
    I-If you were doing that,
    why'd you let him hit you?!
[23:04] Ouka
    What if you'd been seriously hurt?
[23:05] Ami
    Tatsumaki Senpukyaku!
[23:07] Hayato
    If I'd just stood there quietly,
    they would've wrecked the cart.
[23:11] Ouka
    Huh?
[23:13] Hayato
    And you went to all that trouble
    to make it look nice.
[23:16] Hayato
    I wasn't gonna let them lay a finger on it.
[23:26] Ouka
    Then you should've fought them yourself
    instead of making Ami-chan do it!
[23:31] Hayato
    Oh, yeah. That's our big,
    scary Mad Dog Ouka-san.
[23:34] Ouka
    Again, who are you calling a mad dog?!
[23:36] Ami
    Come on, let's go home already! I'm hungry!
SIGN    Episode 5: "Day Off"
SIGN    Episode 5: "Day Off"
[23:42] Ouka
    Honkity-honk! Honkity-honk!
[23:44] Ami
    That's the legendary female
    gang leader, Mad Dog Ouka-san!
[23:47] Ouka
    All of you, stick with me.
[23:49] Four
    Yes'm!
[23:50] Hayato
    That's how Familia,
    the legendary ladies who would later
[23:53] Hayato
    conquer the entire nation, were born.
[23:54] Five
    Honkity-honk! Honkity-honk!