# E4 - Cherry Blossom Festival!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G0DUNJWD2/cherry-blossom-festival)
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**[00:00] Ouka**
Thank you for waiting.
**[00:02] Ouka**
Here's your coffee jelly and cappuccino.
**[00:05] Riho**
Got another order!
**[00:06] Hayato**
Shoot.
**[00:08] Riho**
Two house blends.
**[00:10] Riho**
Take your time and enjoy.
**[00:14] Shiragiku**
We're not getting many customers today...
**[00:25] Hayato**
Hey!
**[00:26] Hayato**
No training!
**[00:28] Ami**
But...
**[00:33] Akane**
Customers aren't coming, huh?
**[00:36] Hayato**
W-Well, it's been a whole
week since we reopened.
**[00:40] Hayato**
This is about what I expected.
**[00:42] Akane**
That's cool, but...
**[00:45] Akane**
Why have you had that tense look
on your face all day, then?
**[00:50] Hayato**
I can't believe my stocks tanked
**[00:53] Hayato**
and left us so short on operating funds.
**[00:56] Hayato**
I've gotta do something.
**[00:58] Akane**
I see.
**[01:00] Akane**
Well, you can start by paying us, okay?
***SIGN*** The Café Terrace and Its Goddesses
**[02:35] Hayato**
We're going to organize a detachment
***SIGN*** Episode 4: "Cherry Blossom Festival!"
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**[02:37] Hayato**
to launch a surprise attack
on the cherry blossom festival.
**[02:43] Ouka**
I have no idea what you're talking about.
**[02:46] Shiragiku**
You mean the Cherry Blossom Festival
they hold every year?
**[02:49] Riho**
Is this some weird scheme again?
**[02:52] Ami**
Sounds pretty awesome! Who are we fighting?
**[02:55] Hayato**
I think we should open a stall on the
Saturday and Sunday of the festival.
**[03:00] Ouka**
Then just say that
from the start, you nerd.
**[03:03] Riho**
Does "detachment"
mean we're gonna split up?
**[03:06] Hayato**
Yeah. Closing the actual café for it
would be putting the cart before the horse.
**[03:11] Ami**
There'll be a bunch of stalls with
tasty food at the festival, right?!
**[03:14] Ouka**
That sounds kinda fun!
**[03:16] Ouka**
I gotta make a spring version
of our uniform, then!
**[03:19] Shiragiku**
We should come up with a spring menu, too.
**[03:22] Hayato**
Yes! An updated menu!
**[03:26] Hayato**
We can't rely on coffee alone
for a surprise attack.
**[03:30] Hayato**
You will immediately commence
development of a new weapon.
**[03:34] Ouka**
Could you stop talking like that?
It's pissing me off.
**[03:40] Shiragiku**
Let's see...
Yeah, all of this should be enough.
**[03:44] Hayato**
So what are you planning to make?
**[03:47] Shiragiku**
Cookies.
**[03:48] Shiragiku**
With cherry blossom liqueur in them.
**[03:52] Shiragiku**
It'll be something people
can eat while they walk.
**[03:55] Hayato**
Doesn't liqueur... have alcohol in it?
**[03:59] Shiragiku**
It'll be fine.
**[04:01] Shiragiku**
The alcohol evaporates when it's cooked,
**[04:03] Shiragiku**
so it's safe even for kids.
**[04:04] Hayato**
That's not what I mean...
**[04:08] Shiragiku**
I'll try making a test batch.
**[04:11] Hayato**
R-Right...
**[04:13] Riho**
Got anything I can help out with?
**[04:21] Shiragiku**
They smell so nice!
**[04:23] Hayato**
The smell's fine, but the color...
**[04:27] Riho**
Hey!
**[04:29] Riho**
Is there anything I can help with?!
**[04:32] Hayato**
No, there isn't. Quit yelling.
**[04:34] Riho**
What the heck? And I came home early, too!
**[04:38] Riho**
Are you saying I'm useless?!
**[04:41] Hayato**
I never said anything like that.
**[04:43] Riho**
Hmph!
**[04:44] Hayato**
Okay, uh...
**[04:46] Hayato**
Oh, I'm planning to leave you in charge
of the café during the festival.
**[04:51] Hayato**
We'll want at least one person here
who's capable of managing it.
**[04:55] Hayato**
So I'll be counting on you,
Management Genius!
**[05:00] Riho**
W-Well, I guess I have no choice!
**[05:03] Riho**
You can leave the café to me!
**[05:07] Riho**
The genius!
**[05:11] Shiragiku**
I'll try a different liqueur this time.
**[05:15] Hayato**
Okay.
**[05:16] Shiragiku**
You know, it's pretty wild that
I'm working here at the café with you.
**[05:24] Shiragiku**
I never would've seen this coming back then.
**[05:26] Hayato**
Oh, you mean when Grandma
talked to you about me?
**[05:31] Hayato**
I mean, when I went to Tokyo U,
I had no plans to take over the business.
**[05:36] Hayato**
But it helps that you're such a great cook.
**[05:39] Hayato**
Did you study it somewhere?
**[05:41] Shiragiku**
Not exactly...
**[05:43] Shiragiku**
But... yeah, I guess...
**[05:46] Shiragiku**
There was something that
inspired me to try cooking.
**[05:49] Shiragiku**
It was a restaurant I went to
with my dad when I was little.
**[05:54] Shiragiku**
Something there just smelled so amazing.
**[05:57] Hayato**
Oh, like curry udon
at a soba shop or something?
**[06:00] Shiragiku**
No, it smelled even better.
**[06:05] Shiragiku**
It was similar to the smell
**[06:08] Shiragiku**
of your sweat when you've been working.
**[06:12] Hayato**
Uh, you...
**[06:15] Shiragiku**
Gotcha!
**[06:16] Hayato**
Huh?!
**[06:17] Shiragiku**
I was just kidding.
**[06:20] Hayato**
* I don't know... Maybe I've gotten*
* a little too friendly with her.*
**[06:29] Shiragiku**
I can't hold back anymore!
**[06:31] Shiragiku**
This is it! This is the smell!
**[06:33] Hayato**
You *did* mean it?!
**[06:35] Shiragiku**
They say the smell of a man's sweat
**[06:37] Shiragiku**
has something in it that makes
women excited, you know.
**[06:42] Shiragiku**
So this is all your fault,
**[06:45] Shiragiku**
Hayato-kun.
**[06:46] Hayato**
Don't strip me!
**[06:48] Hayato**
* Why is she like this?!*
* She hasn't been drinking!*
**[06:53] Hayato**
* Wait... is it just from*
* the evaporated alcohol?!*
**[06:59] Riho**
I knew something seemed off.
**[07:02] Riho**
You were pretending to be
working on new menu items,
**[07:05] Riho**
but you just wanted to get Kiku-chan
drunk and fool around with her!
**[07:09] Hayato**
N-No! She just—
**[07:11] Shiragiku**
Come on, take it off already.
**[07:13] Hayato**
Idi—
**[07:14] Riho**
You tricked me!
**[07:18] Ouka**
I added more frills to make it look flowery.
**[07:23] Ami**
It's so cute!
**[07:24] Ouka**
And the hair band
uses cherry blossom flowers.
**[07:27] Ami**
This is awesome! It's like magic!
**[07:30] Ami**
You're gonna be an amazing
designer, Ouka-san!
**[07:35] Ouka**
What about you? Is there a career
you're working toward?
**[07:38] Ami**
Me? I wanna be a hero of justice!
**[07:42] Ouka**
Huh? Like a police officer?
**[07:45] Ami**
Nope! A hero of justice!
**[07:47] Ami**
I'll patrol the town, and if I see any
bad guys, I'll punch their lights out!
**[07:53] Ouka**
I see.
**[07:55] Ami**
Oh, yeah!
**[07:56] Ami**
Can the cherry blossom hair band
be launched like a missile?
**[08:01] Ouka**
A m-missile?
**[08:04] Ouka**
Oh, Hayato-kun!
**[08:06] Ouka**
Check it out! I made cherry blossom
hair bands for a more springtime look...
**[08:10] Hayato**
Let me see that!
**[08:12] Shiragiku**
There you are!
**[08:15] Riho**
Stop it, Kiku-chan! Put your clothes on!
**[08:20] Shiragiku**
Hayato-kun...
**[08:22] Hayato**
Just cover up, would you?!
**[08:27] Shiragiku**
Look! My flowers bloomed!
**[08:33] Ouka**
Ami-chan...
**[08:34] Ami**
Yeah.
**[08:36] Shiragiku**
Hayato-kun, you're like a magician!
**[08:39] Shiragiku**
They're so pretty!
**[08:42] Ouka**
There's a bad guy right next to us.
**[08:45] Ami**
Yep. There sure is.
**[08:48] Ami**
Punch his lights out!
**[08:50] Ouka**
He legit flew.
**[08:52] Akane**
And? Did you come up with new menu items?
**[08:55] Hayato**
No.
**[08:57] Hayato**
We tried out a few, but nothing worked.
**[08:59] Akane**
I see.
**[09:01] Akane**
By the way, not that it matters, but...
**[09:04] Hayato**
What?
**[09:05] Akane**
I have this recipe for springtime cookies
that Grandma and I came up with.
**[09:11] Akane**
Want it?
**[09:13] Hayato**
Why didn't you bring this up sooner?
**[09:16] Akane**
Because you kept going on about
surprise attacks and new weapons.
**[09:20] Akane**
You were having so much fun
sounding so cringy.
**[09:23] Akane**
I didn't have the heart.
**[09:24] Hayato**
Please let me see it. I'll use it.
**[09:27] Akane**
Oh, really?
**[09:30] Hayato**
We've been through a lot...
**[09:34] Hayato**
But let's get this festival started!
**[09:37] Five**
*Ono Shiragiku's Gentle Awakening!*
***SIGN*** Ono Shiragiku's Gentle Awakening
**[09:43] Shiragiku**
Mph...
**[09:45] Shiragiku**
Huh?!
**[09:46] Shiragiku**
What is this?!
**[09:48] Shiragiku**
Who played this prank on me?!
**[09:53] Ami**
Step right up!
**[09:55] Ami**
Try some coffee from Café Terrace Familia!
**[09:59] Ami**
We've got cherry blossom cookies
as a spring special! They're delicious!
**[10:03] Hayato**
What got into you? You're so fired up.
**[10:06] Ami**
Because we got this "full armor"
powered-up version of our uniform.
**[10:10] Ami**
It's giving me extra strength!
**[10:12] Hayato**
"Full armor"?
**[10:14] Ami**
Yeah!
**[10:15] Fishman**
You Familia kids are just full of energy.
**[10:18] Fishman**
Want some of my steamed tuna buns?
**[10:20] Wagashi Lady**
And some sakura mochi?
**[10:23] Ami**
Thank you!
**[10:25] Hayato**
Show a little restraint!
**[10:28] Hayato**
Anyway, sorry we set up this stall
alongside yours on such short notice.
**[10:31] Fishman**
Nah, don't you worry about it.
**[10:34] Fishman**
We all owe a lot to your grandma, after all.
**[10:39] Hayato**
Really?
**[10:40] Wagashi Lady**
We're rooting for you.
**[10:42] Wagashi Lady**
If you need anything at all,
just let us know.
**[10:45] Hayato**
Thank you.
**[10:46] Fishman**
Well, good luck!
**[10:48] Ami**
Hayacchi, coffee!
**[10:51] Hayato**
Quit goofing off!
**[10:54] Hayato**
That aside...
**[10:57] Hayato**
Why did she even come here?
**[11:03] Ami**
Ouka-san!
**[11:04] Ami**
This steamed tuna bun is really good!
**[11:07] Ami**
Here! Here, here, here!
**[11:08] Hayato**
Hey, stop! Her eyes are
rolling back into her head!
**[11:11] Ami**
Aw, but the steamed
tuna bun's gonna get cold.
**[11:16] Ouka**
Oh, crap! Was I asleep?!
**[11:19] Hayato**
Morning. You were sound asleep
with quite a dumb look on your face.
**[11:22] Ouka**
Wh-Why were you watching me sleep?!
**[11:25] Ouka**
And Ami-chan, if you're so mad that
you wanna kill me, just wake me up!
**[11:30] Ami**
Huh? If I wanted to kill you,
I'd just hit you.
**[11:33] Ouka**
That's scary.
**[11:36] Hayato**
We're not that busy.
You can go home if you want.
**[11:40] Ouka**
I'll go wash my face!
**[11:44] Ouka**
Jeez...
**[11:46] Ouka**
Even if I'm sleep-deprived,
how could I pass out like that?
**[11:50] Ouka**
I gotta get it together!
**[11:55] Ouka**
I-I'm sorry!
**[12:04] Riho**
Thank you for waiting.
Here's your cherry blossom set.
**[12:08] Shiragiku**
Yeah, no problems here.
**[12:10] Shiragiku**
We've even got more customers
coming over from the festival.
**[12:13] Hayato**
*Glad to hear that.*
**[12:14] Hayato**
I'll leave you to it, then.
**[12:17] Ami**
Thank you very much!
**[12:18] Hayato**
Any word from Ouka?
**[12:21] Ami**
Nope. Did she fall asleep in the restroom?
**[12:25] Hayato**
What is she doing?
**[12:27] Ouka**
I said I don't want to!
**[12:29] Fuwa's Grandson**
Aw, why not? It can wait until
you're done with your work.
**[12:32] Fuwa's Grandson**
We're having a drinking party
after this is over.
**[12:35] Ouka**
I won't be going!
**[12:37] Hayato**
What the heck is she doing?
**[12:39] Ouka**
Stop it!
**[12:40] Ami**
She's getting hit on.
**[12:42] Ouka**
Hey!
**[12:43] Ouka**
Don't just watch! Help me!
**[12:45] Hayato**
Oh... Sorry about that.
**[12:49] Hayato**
Sorry, but she works for me.
Could you pick up girls somewhere else?
**[12:55] Fuwa's Grandson**
Huh? And who are you?
**[12:57] BuddyB**
You look pretty young.
How old are you, anyway?
**[13:00] Hayato**
I'm eighteen.
**[13:02] Hayato**
Listen, you're blocking customers
from getting to our stall.
**[13:06] Hayato**
Could you please move?
**[13:07] Fuwa's Grandson**
We're customers, too!
**[13:09] BuddyB**
We'll buy your damn coffee or whatever it is!
**[13:12] Ouka**
Can I hit them so they go away?
**[13:14] Hayato**
Don't.
**[13:15] BuddyA**
Hey, that one's a cutie, too!
**[13:18] BuddyB**
Sure, go ahead and hit us.
**[13:20] Fishman**
Hey! No causing trouble
in front of our stalls!
**[13:23] Fishman**
If you've got a problem,
how 'bout you take it up with me?
**[13:26] Fuwa's Grandson**
Oh, you wanna go?
**[13:28] Wagashi Lady**
Keep your voice down!
**[13:31] Wagashi Lady**
If you're gonna interfere with
our business, we'll call the police.
**[13:34] Owner1**
Yeah! Get outta here!
**[13:36] Owner2**
If you make trouble in front of
Kasukabe-san's business, you'll regret it!
**[13:42] Fuwa's Grandson**
Let's go. Their coffee's probably
too gross to drink anyway.
**[13:46] BuddyB**
Move it!
**[13:49] Fuwa's Grandson**
All of these stalls look like shit!
**[13:52] Fishman**
Don't you worry. We'll run off
punks like them anytime.
**[13:57] Wagashi Lady**
You just do your best to keep
your grandma's business going.
**[14:02] Hayato**
I will. Thank you.
**[14:06] Shiragiku**
That really happened?
**[14:07] Riho**
Ami-chan, next time you see
those guys, just waste 'em!
**[14:11] Ami**
Got it!
**[14:12] Ouka**
No, don't. It won't help anyone.
**[14:14] Hayato**
Anyway, business is going great now.
**[14:18] Hayato**
Let's keep this momentum
going tomorrow, everyone!
**[14:22] Five**
Yep!
**[14:23] Five**
You got it!
**[14:23] Five**
We'll do our best!
**[14:26] Hayato**
Well, let's get this day started.
**[14:29] Ouka**
I hope we'll draw a good crowd again today.
**[14:33] Guy**
For real?
**[14:34] Hayato**
What's going on?
They're in front of our stall.
**[14:42] Hayato**
Wh-What is all this?
**[14:44] Ami**
I bet it was those guys from yesterday.
**[14:46] Ouka**
This is awful...
**[14:48] Owner1**
I'm pretty sure that was Fuwa-san's grandson.
**[14:50] Owner2**
For cryin' out loud...
**[14:52] Owner2**
That boy uses his grandpa's influence
to do whatever he wants.
**[14:57] Hayato**
*He's that guy's...*
**[14:59] Fishman**
H-Hey, don't worry about it!
**[15:01] Fishman**
Let's get this cleaned up.
**[15:04] Wagashi Lady**
He's right. Let's open up your stall.
**[15:07] Hayato**
No, we'll be withdrawing it.
**[15:11] Wagashi Lady**
But...
**[15:12] Hayato**
If this goes on, it might cause
trouble for all of you again.
**[15:19] Ami**
Ugh, my hands still reek.
**[15:22] Hayato**
Some of that garbage was kitchen waste.
**[15:29] Ouka**
I'm sorry.
**[15:31] Ouka**
I brought those guys to our stall.
**[15:33] Ami**
Ouka-san...
**[15:35] Ouka**
I even fell asleep on the job.
**[15:38] Ouka**
I've done nothing but get
in the way. I'm useless.
**[15:42] Hayato**
It's fine. Falling asleep won't kill anyone.
**[15:47] Hayato**
You stayed up all night
finishing those uniforms.
**[15:52] Ouka**
B-But... Because of me...
**[15:55] Ouka**
we had to close down the stall.
**[15:59] Hayato**
All I said was that we'd withdraw our stall.
**[16:04] Hayato**
I never said we were giving up.
**[16:09] Hayato**
Ouka, I need your help.
**[16:12] Ouka**
My help?
**[16:13] Hayato**
Like hell I'm gonna just
take a loss and live with it.
**[16:18] Hayato**
Café Terrace Familia's
counterattack starts now.
**[16:23] Akane**
They came back to the café in a hurry.
**[16:26] Akane**
Where'd they go now?
**[16:27] Shiragiku**
They said they had something to do
in the storage shed out back.
**[16:32] Riho**
Come on, now.
**[16:33] Riho**
Let Master handle our branch operations.
**[16:38] Riho**
We need to focus our attention
on the main café!
**[16:44] Ouka**
Yeah! I think it looks really cute now!
**[16:47] Hayato**
Yeah. Looks good.
**[16:49] Hayato**
That's an aspiring designer for you.
**[16:52] Ami**
I didn't know we had something
like this, though!
**[16:55] Hayato**
Grandma used it before she opened this café.
**[17:01] Hayato**
It's called Café Terrace Familia: Type 0!
***SIGN*** Café Terrace Familia Type 0
**[17:04] Ami**
Ooh, that's so cool!
**[17:06] Ouka**
It's just a food cart.
**[17:09] Hayato**
I'm glad we got permission to run
a mobile business just in case.
**[17:13] Hayato**
Ami, load up the cart and get it moving!
**[17:16] Ami**
Yes, sir!
**[17:17] Hayato**
Ouka, get Riho to post
about this on our social media.
**[17:22] Hayato**
Have her say, "Café Terrace Familia
Type 0 is ready to counterattack.
**[17:26] Hayato**
All those who need assistance,
reply to this post!"
**[17:30] Ouka**
By which you mean,
"We're selling coffee via food cart,
**[17:33] Ouka**
so if you're in the area,
please come see us."
**[17:37] Hayato**
Yes!
**[17:38] Hayato**
Ami, I'm giving you one other
special mission that only you can do.
**[17:43] Ami**
Yes, sir!
**[17:45] Ouka**
Thank you for waiting.
**[17:48] Customer1**
Two coffees and an order of cookies, please.
**[17:50] Ouka**
Sure!
**[17:51] Customer2**
Two caffè lattes, please.
**[17:53] Ouka**
Coming up!
**[17:55] Ouka**
Look at all these people.
Why are there so many?
**[17:58] Hayato**
It was all Riho.
***SIGN*** #CherryBlossomFestival #Cafe #Coffee
How about a coffee to enjoy while you
observe the blossoms? We're running a
food cart in the area, so please stop by!
**[17:59] Hayato**
She's been replying to everyone
she finds on social media
**[18:02] Riho**
who's out to see the cherry blossoms.
**[18:04] Riho**
There.
**[18:05] Shiragiku**
Riho-chan!
**[18:07] Riho**
Coming!
**[18:08] Ouka**
But with this many customers,
our supplies won't last.
**[18:12] Hayato**
Don't worry about that.
I've secured a supply line.
**[18:16] Ouka**
Supply line?
**[18:17] Ami**
I'm back!
**[18:22] Ami**
I brought cookies, water,
and beans from the café!
**[18:27] Ouka**
Ami-chan, did you actually
run there and back?!
**[18:30] Ami**
Well, yeah!
**[18:33] Hayato**
Sorry for asking you to do this.
**[18:36] Ami**
My strength is the one thing
I've got going for me!
**[18:38] Ami**
If you run low on anything,
I'll go as many times as it takes!
**[18:42] Customer3**
There it is!
**[18:45] Customer3**
Wow, the waitresses' uniforms
are just as cute as the stall!
**[18:50] Customer4**
They really are!
**[18:51] Ouka**
Th-Thank—
**[18:53] Hayato**
She designed them.
**[18:55] Hayato**
Amazing, aren't they?
**[18:57] Ouka**
I-It's not...
**[18:59] Hayato**
She's working for us part-time
in hopes of being a designer one day.
**[19:03] Customer3**
Really? Then we'll take two coffees
as a show of our support.
**[19:09] Hayato**
Well, don't just stand there, Ouka.
**[19:11] Ouka**
Oh... I'm sorry!
**[19:13] Hayato**
And you unload the stuff, Ami.
**[19:14] Ami**
Yes, sir!
**[19:18] Ouka**
If that many people were going to come,
**[19:20] Ouka**
we should've used the cart
from the beginning.
**[19:24] Hayato**
Nope.
**[19:25] Hayato**
This strategy has one fatal flaw.
**[19:30] Hayato**
I don't have the physical strength for this!
**[19:32] Ouka**
Now, that's just pathetic.
Get it together, Master!
**[19:36] Ami**
Oh! Wanna start jogging with me tomorrow?
**[19:39] Hayato**
I do not!
**[19:41] Hayato**
Anyway, stay alert.
**[19:44] Ouka**
Huh?
**[19:45] Hayato**
Enemy planes are known
to fly along this route.
**[19:49] Fuwa's Grandson**
Hey, you're the crew from yesterday.
**[19:53] BuddyB**
Oh, come on.
**[19:55] BuddyB**
Your stall got trashed to hell,
and you still haven't learned?
**[19:59] Fuwa's Grandson**
Who gave you permission to run
your shop in front of my house?
**[20:04] BuddyA**
Bad luck for you, running into us
in a deserted place like this.
**[20:08] BuddyB**
We'll trash that scuzzy cart of yours, too.
**[20:12] Hayato**
So it *was* you guys.
**[20:14] Hayato**
Destroying other people's
property is a crime.
**[20:17] Fuwa's Grandson**
Well, you piss me off...
**[20:19] Fuwa's Grandson**
so I don't care!
**[20:23] Ouka**
H-Hayato-kun!
**[20:25] Fuwa's Grandson**
My grandpa has connections with the police.
**[20:30] Hayato**
In the event of imminent
and unlawful infringement,
**[20:32] Hayato**
there's no punishment for actions taken
to protect oneself or others
**[20:35] Hayato**
when no other options are available.
**[20:38] Fuwa's Grandson**
Huh? What're you talking about?
**[20:41] Hayato**
Section 1, Article 36 of the penal code:
**[20:44] Hayato**
the definition of legitimate self-defense.
**[20:55] Buddy**
Wh-What the hell?!
**[20:56] Ami**
My special mission.
**[20:59] Ami**
Even if bad guys show up,
just observe quietly.
**[21:01] Ami**
But as soon as I see
Hayacchi getting attacked...
**[21:05] Ami**
Immediate initiation of
legitimate self-defense!
**[21:13] Ami**
Pulverize the assailant with one strike!
**[21:17] Ouka**
Th-That was amazing, Ami-chan!
**[21:22] Ami**
Huh?
**[21:24] Hayato**
Crap! All that running back and forth
sapped her strength!
**[21:34] Fuwa's Grandson**
Die, you stupid bitch!
**[21:39] Ami**
Missiles, launch!
**[21:47] Ami**
Shoryuken!
**[21:56] Hayato**
What the heck was that?
The thing on your head...
**[22:00] Ami**
Oh, they're missiles! She made them for me!
**[22:04] Ouka**
I never thought you'd
actually use them...
**[22:07] BuddyA**
Wh-What is with this chick?
**[22:10] BuddyB**
She's strong as hell!
**[22:13] Hayato**
Be glad it was Ami you were up against.
**[22:17] Hayato**
The strongest one at our café
**[22:19] Hayato**
is the legendary female gang leader...
**[22:21] Hayato**
Mad Dog Ouka-san!
**[22:24] Ouka**
What?!
***SIGN*** Mad Dog
**[22:25] Hayato**
If she'd been the first one to get pissed,
**[22:28] Hayato**
she would've snapped all your necks
and dumped you in the lake.
**[22:32] Ouka**
Who are you calling a mad dog?!
**[22:37] BuddyA**
We're sorry!
**[22:40] Hayato**
Well, that should do it.
**[22:42] Hayato**
I doubt they'll ever mess with us again.
**[22:45] Ouka**
What makes you think that?
**[22:47] Hayato**
The best way to ensure someone
never picks a fight with you again
**[22:50] Hayato**
is to show them you have
the overwhelming edge in strength.
***SIGN*** newrecording1.wav
**[22:54] Hayato**
And I did record our conversation,
just in case.
**[22:56] Fuwa's Grandson**
*Hey, you're the crew from yesterday.*
**[22:59] BuddyB**
*Oh, come—*
**[23:00] Ouka**
I-If you were doing that,
why'd you let him hit you?!
**[23:04] Ouka**
What if you'd been seriously hurt?
**[23:05] Ami**
Tatsumaki Senpukyaku!
**[23:07] Hayato**
If I'd just stood there quietly,
they would've wrecked the cart.
**[23:11] Ouka**
Huh?
**[23:13] Hayato**
And you went to all that trouble
to make it look nice.
**[23:16] Hayato**
I wasn't gonna let them lay a finger on it.
**[23:26] Ouka**
Then you should've fought them yourself
instead of making Ami-chan do it!
**[23:31] Hayato**
Oh, yeah. That's our big,
scary Mad Dog Ouka-san.
**[23:34] Ouka**
Again, who are you calling a mad dog?!
**[23:36] Ami**
Come on, let's go home already! I'm hungry!
***SIGN*** Episode 5: "Day Off"
***SIGN*** Episode 5: "Day Off"
**[23:42] Ouka**
Honkity-honk! Honkity-honk!
**[23:44] Ami**
That's the legendary female
gang leader, Mad Dog Ouka-san!
**[23:47] Ouka**
All of you, stick with me.
**[23:49] Four**
Yes'm!
**[23:50] Hayato**
That's how Familia,
the legendary ladies who would later
**[23:53] Hayato**
conquer the entire nation, were born.
**[23:54] Five**
Honkity-honk! Honkity-honk!