E2 - A Promise with Grandma Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Hayato     Okay, employees,     start by introducing yourselves. [00:05] Ami     I'm Tsuruga Ami!     High school second-year, karate club! [00:09] Ami     Yah! [00:11] Riho     Tsukishima Riho. University second-year. [00:13] Riho     Glad to be here. [00:15] Shiragiku     Ono Shiragiku. [00:17] Shiragiku     I'm a university second-year, like Riho-san. [00:21] Akane     Hououji Akane. [00:23] Akane     Age 19. Job hopper. [00:26] Ouka     Makuzawa Ouka. [00:28] Ouka     Age 19. Tech school student. [00:31] Hayato     Will these girls be the goddesses     that save this café, [00:36] Hayato     or... [00:39] Hayato     So, since we'll all be living here together, [00:41] Hayato     we need to divide up the chores— [00:43] Riho     No way! If I do any cooking,     my acrylic nails will come off! [00:47] Ami     My specialty is getting stuff dirty,     so I don't do laundry! [00:52] Akane     I have low blood pressure,     so I can't get up early. [00:55] Shiragiku     Oh, uh... I... [01:00] Ouka     I hate cleaning. Don't wanna. [01:07] Hayato     Will you quit complaining already?! [01:10] Hayato     I swear... These girls aren't goddesses     of fortune or devils of poverty. [01:14] Hayato     They're jinxes! 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[02:52] Hayato     What else is there, Filth Specialist?! [02:55] Ami     Well, I mean, Grandma     did all of it for us until now! [02:59] Hayato     Huh? [03:00] Ouka     She cooked for us every day. [03:02] Ouka     And she did all the laundry and cleaning. [03:06] Riho     And she didn't gripe at us     like Hayato-kun does. [03:09] Ouka     For real. Talk about     a huge difference, right? [03:12] Shiragiku     Uh... [03:14] Ami     I sure would love some of Grandma's curry... [03:16] Riho     Yeah, you always ate three full plates of it! [03:19] Ouka     Oh, and when Ami-chan's with her club... [03:22] Hayato     Hey! [03:23] Hayato     Did you ever think that maybe you're the     ones who sent Grandma to an early grave? [03:29] Ouka     O-Of course it wasn't us! [03:32] Ouka     We did help sometimes. [03:34] Ami     Yeah! Like with tidying up     the café and stuff! [03:37] Riho     We did the dishes, too! [03:39] Hayato     That's what you were supposed to do! [03:41] Hayato     Pay us a part-time wage, then, Master. [03:44] Ami     Yeah! [03:44] Hayato     Get real! [03:45] Shiragiku     U-Um... [03:47] Shiragiku     I'll do it. [03:49] Shiragiku     I like cooking, and I don't     particularly hate cleaning. [03:53] Hayato     Shiragiku, was it? [03:54] Hayato     Y-Yes... [03:55] Ouka     Use "-san"! You're younger     than her, you know! [03:59] Hayato     I hate unequal treatment, [04:01] Hayato     and I hate people who read the room and     try to play the good guy even more. [04:05] Hayato     Of course, what I hate most of all [04:07] Hayato     is people who shove     all the work onto the timid one [04:11] Hayato     so they get off easy themselves. [04:13] Ouka     I didn't say I wouldn't do it! [04:16] Hayato     Oh, really? [04:18] Hayato     Okay, then, we'll start     by cleaning the house! [04:20] Hayato     Once that's done, we'll do the café! [04:22] Five     Fine. [04:24] Riho     Jeez, what the heck? [04:27] Riho     This is such a pain! [04:29] Ami     Quick draw! [04:30] Ami     Take that! [04:32] Ami     And how do you like this?! [04:34] Hayato     Quit playing around! [04:36] Hayato     Hey, hold it! [04:39] Ami     Take that! [04:39] Hayato     S-Stop! [04:44] Hayato     Get moving! [04:46] Ouka     For crying out loud... [04:47] Ouka     Why do I have to scrub the floor, too? [04:51] Hayato     The stairs were particularly dirty. [04:54] Hayato     So be thorough. [04:56] Ouka     I get it, okay?! [04:58] Ouka     Why don't you do something, too? [04:59] Hayato     Oh, shut up. I'm about to do the laund— [05:07] Riho     Ouka-chan! [05:08] Riho     Your panties are showing. [05:25] Riho     I think he's dead. [05:27] Ouka     Hmph! He should be! [05:30] Hayato     That idiot. [05:32] Hayato     Did she have to kick me right in the face? [05:37] Hayato     What's this? [05:39] Ouka     Hey, my laundry's already drying. [05:43] Ouka     Could you save yours for— [05:44] Hayato     Oh, you mean these?     I'll hang them out while I'm at it. [05:49] Ouka     No! [05:50] Hayato     What's with you?! [05:52] Riho     What's going on? [05:53] Ami     What is it? [05:54] Ouka     Th-This jerk... [05:55] Ouka     He opened the laundry net my underwear was in [05:58] Ouka     and took my stuff out of it! [06:00] Hayato     What? I can't hang it out otherwise. [06:03] Hayato     What's wrong with opening it? [06:04] Ouka     Everything's wrong!     Put them back in right now! [06:07] Hayato     What's your deal?     You got something dangerous in here? [06:10] Ouka     Don't look in it! [06:11] Riho     Gross. [06:13] Ouka     Scum! [06:14] Akane     Yeah, that is pretty creepy. [06:16] Ami     Hayacchi... [06:18] Hayato     Seriously, what's the big deal?     It's just underwear! [06:22] Ouka     "Just" underwear? [06:27] Hayato     I... I apologize.     I'll be more thoughtful in future. [06:32] Ouka     You can clean the café     on your own as punishment. [06:35] Hayato     Huh?! [06:37] Ouka     What? [06:39] Hayato     I swear, those girls are so damn selfish! [06:44] Hayato     Ow, my back... [06:47] Hayato     That should just about do it. [06:56] Hayato     That coffee mill is so old-fashioned. [06:59] (Flashback) Hayato     Shouldn't you buy a new one? [07:01] (Flashback) Sachiko     Don't be silly. [07:04] (Flashback) Sachiko     This manufacturer's coffee mills     produce the best-tasting grounds. [07:09] (Flashback) Sachiko     It's my favorite mill. [07:15] Hayato     No choice, I guess. [07:17] Hayato     I'll clean this, too... [07:18] Shiragiku     Excuse me, that coffee mill... [07:21] Shiragiku     It was really important to Grandma, [07:24] Shiragiku     so please don't be too rough with it. [07:27] Hayato     I know. [07:29] Hayato     She made me clean it up all the time. [07:31] Shiragiku     Oh, right... I guess she would have. [07:35] Shiragiku     Um, thank you for what you said this morning. [07:38] Hayato     Huh? [07:39] Shiragiku     My university term is starting soon, [07:42] Shiragiku     so I knew it would be difficult     if I had to do all the cleaning alone. [07:48] Shiragiku     Oh, pardon me! I know you didn't     say it for my sake, of course! [07:53] Hayato     Why do you try to be so polite? [07:54] Shiragiku     Huh? [07:55] Hayato     We're family, aren't we?     As far as the old hag was concerned... [07:58] Hayato     Do you speak that politely to your family? [08:01] Shiragiku     Oh... R-Right... [08:04] Shiragiku     You're right... I mean, yeah! We are family! [08:07] Shiragiku     Oh, I came to let you know dinner's ready. [08:10] Shiragiku     Come eat with us! [08:12] Hayato     Oh, you guys can go ahead. [08:14] Hayato     I'll stay here and— [08:15] Shiragiku     You can't! [08:17] Shiragiku     We all have to eat our meals together! [08:21] Ouka     Oh, did you finish     cleaning the café, pervert? [08:25] Riho     You think you're gonna eat with us, pervert? [08:27] Hayato     Shut up! [08:28] Shiragiku     C'mon, don't be mean to him. [08:32] Shiragiku     We're family, yeah? [08:34] Riho     What's this? What's gotten     into you, Kiku-chan? [08:38] Shiragiku     N-Not a thing... I mean, nothing! [08:41] Riho     Nah, you're acting weird. [08:42] Riho     You dropped the polite tone. [08:44] Ami     Hey, guys! [08:46] Ami     Look, look! [08:51] Riho     The cherry tree in the garden     is blooming already? [08:53] Ouka     It's so pretty! [08:55] Shiragiku     It really is! [08:57] Ami     We have front-row seats for flower viewing! [09:00] Akane     True. Drinking while we look     at the blossoms at night sounds nice. [09:04] Shiragiku     You're still underage, Akane-chan. [09:06] Ami     Come on, let's eat already! [09:11] Five     Let's eat! [09:13] Ami     This looks great! [09:13] Shiragiku     It's piping hot. [09:15] Riho     Looks amazing! [09:15] Akane     Where should I start? [09:19] Riho     Hmm... Guess I'll start with this! [09:21] (Flashback) Shiragiku     We all have to eat our meals together! [09:24] (Flashback) Hayato     Huh? Why? [09:26] (Flashback) Shiragiku     It was the one promise we made with Grandma! [09:30] (Flashback) Shiragiku     That we'd always eat our meals     together, as a family. [09:34] Shiragiku     Everyone eat lots, okay? [09:38] Hayato     Family, huh? [09:41] Hayato     I'm kind of impressed she managed to get     so many problem children together. [09:56] Ouka     Wh-Why are you in there?! [09:59] Hayato     W-Well, I mean, the pigtailed chick     told me to use the bath first! [10:04] Ouka     You should've put up the     "bath in use" sign, then! [10:07] Hayato     N-Nobody told me you had     a system like that here! [10:10] Ami     Hayacchi... [10:14] Hayato     Hang on! I haven't done anything! [10:17] Ami     World peace, and all the girls in this house, [10:21] Ami     are under my protection! SIGN    The Right Way to Speak Informally [10:26] Five     The Right Way to Speak Informally! [10:29] Shiragiku     We all have to eat our meals together! [10:32] Shiragiku     Oh... I-It isn't that I'm angry or anything. [10:36] Shiragiku     Uh, I mean... I'm not...     mad or nothin', ya get me? [10:40] Shiragiku     Oh, I'm terribly sorry!     That was Kansai dialect... [10:42] Shiragiku     Whoops! That correction was too polite! [10:45] Shiragiku     Uh, too darn polite? [10:47] Shiragiku     Ain't it? Innit? Ya dig?! [10:49] Hayato     Just stick with being polite, okay? [10:53] Ouka     A pre-opening? [10:55] Hayato     Yeah. [10:56] Hayato     It'd be too risky to fully open     right off the bat, [10:58] Hayato     so I've decided to practice with you guys. [11:01] Hayato     Cooking aside, as the owner,     I gotta at least be able to make coffee. [11:06] Hayato     Okay, Shiragiku, you can play the server. [11:09] Shiragiku     R-Right. [11:10] Ouka     Use "-san," would you?! [11:12] Riho     I bet you've never even     worked part-time before. [11:15] Ami     So you're not gonna cook? [11:17] Ouka     The coffee's definitely gonna be gross. [11:21] Hayato     Try not to be too shocked. [11:23] Hayato     I watched Grandma make coffee all the time. [11:31] Hayato     I'll serve you the best cup you've ever had. [11:39] Ouka     Huh... He actually looks like     he knows what he's doing. [11:42] Ami     Hayacchi! You're looking like a master! [11:45] Hayato     Shut up! [11:48] Shiragiku     Thank you for waiting. [11:49] Shiragiku     Your blend coffee. [11:51] Riho     Do we really need someone to play the server? [11:53] Hayato     Did you know? [11:55] Hayato     The aroma of coffee beans changes     depending on where they're from, [11:58] Hayato     and the taste depends on how you grind them. [12:01] Hayato     We do pour-over coffee with a paper drip     filter, so we generally use a medium grind, [12:05] Hayato     but when making espresso... [12:07] Ouka     Yuck. [12:08] Hayato     Huh? [12:09] Ouka     It just tastes weak. [12:11] Riho     It has no flavor, either. [12:12] Ami     It's just bitter. [12:15] Hayato     That can't be right... [12:16] Hayato     I know! You're just being mean to me! [12:19] Hayato     Your pride will never allow you     to say that any coffee I made is good! [12:25] Akane     There's no way we can sell this stuff, [12:29] Akane     dear erudite study-bug café owner      who makes lousy coffee. [12:34] Hayato     What?! [12:39] Ouka     Thanks for dinner! [12:41] Ouka     You made us another great     meal today, Shiragiku-san. [12:45] Shiragiku     Thanks. [12:46] Shiragiku     Hey, do you know where Hayato-kun is? [12:49] Shiragiku     He disappeared right after dinner. [12:51] Ouka     He said he'd be in the café     practicing making coffee. [13:00] Hayato     Damn it, this is all wrong. [13:03] Hayato     It does seem to taste     weaker than Grandma's. [13:08] (Flashback) Akane     ...dear erudite study-bug café owner      who makes lousy coffee. [13:14] Hayato     Whoa, too close! Remembering     what that blonde chick said [13:18] Hayato     almost made me black out from sheer rage. [13:21] Akane     You just keep talking, don't you? [13:24] Akane     I can't focus with all the noise. [13:27] Hayato     H-How long have you been there?! [13:30] Akane     About an hour. [13:33] Hayato     She's a real piece of work. [13:35] Hayato     She sat there listening to me     talk to myself all that time? [13:42] Hayato     What's this for? [13:44] Akane     I'm getting cold,     so I'm gonna get a cup of coffee. [13:47] Hayato     This isn't enough! [13:49] Akane     I deducted the service fee. [13:52] Hayato     You know, the way you dissed my coffee      was pretty damn condescending. [13:56] Hayato     How about you make a cup for me, then? [14:02] Akane     I think you mean, "Please make me a cup." [14:05] Hayato     Okay! I don't want one anymore! [14:10] Akane     Here. [14:13] Hayato     I just said I didn't want it. [14:15] Akane     Leave it, then. [14:16] Hayato     That'd be a waste! [14:18] Akane     Drink it, then. [14:20] Hayato     Seriously, she's a real piece of work. [14:28] Hayato     This flavor... [14:34] Hayato     Did Grandma teach you how to make coffee? [14:43] Akane     What if she did? [14:45] Hayato     Then teach me. I never     actually learned it from her. [14:54] Hayato     P-Please teach me. [14:59] (Flashback) Sachiko     He's so much trouble, really. [15:01] (Flashback) Sachiko     He sulks whenever something     doesn't go his way. [15:05] (Flashback) Sachiko     Even though he always ends up     being the one to apologize. [15:09] (Flashback) Sachiko     But you know... [15:11] Sachiko     When he does that, his face just looks so... [15:18] Akane     You look so cute right now, Hayato. [15:25] Hayato     Ugh, forget it! Don't make fun of me! [15:32] Akane     Okay, sorry. I'll teach you. [15:36] Akane     It would look pretty bad if the café's     waitress had to make the coffee, wouldn't it? [15:44] Akane     Come on. I'll teach you. [15:47] Hayato     Damn it, she's messing with me! [15:51] Hayato     You look pretty cute yourself, when you smile. [15:55] Hayato     I like you better that way     than when you try to look all cool. [15:58] Hayato     Oh, yeah, super cute! [16:01] Akane     Yeah? Thanks. [16:05] Hayato     Damn it! I shouldn't have tried! [16:06] Hayato     Blush or something! [16:09] Hayato     I see. [16:11] Hayato     So the longer you let it bloom,     the richer it tastes. [16:21] Hayato     You look pretty cute yourself, when you smile. [16:28] Hayato     Wh-What the hell?!     I put the "bath in use" sign up! [16:33] Ami     Hayacchi... [16:36] Hayato     Whoa, wait, wait, wait! [16:42] Akane     It's so hot. I should've made it iced coffee. [16:49] Riho     Why do I have to do     the courtesy visits with you? [16:53] Hayato     Quit complaining. [16:55] Hayato     We have to let our business partners     know we're reopening, right? [17:01] Riho     Oh? [17:02] Riho     Could it be... [17:04] Riho     that you actually wanted     to go on a date with me? [17:06] Hayato     Process of elimination. [17:08] Riho     Huh? [17:09] Hayato     Akane's attitude and expression     aren't the best. [17:12] Hayato     Shiragiku is too shy and reserved. [17:14] Hayato     Ouka's constant badmouthing of me     would hurt the café's reputation. [17:18] Hayato     And Ami is just an idiot,     so there's no way I'd bring her. [17:23] Riho     Well, I guess bringing Ami-chan     would be risky. [17:26] Hayato     Yeah, so it's not like I'm expecting     anything out of you. [17:29] Hayato     I just need you to show me where to go. [17:32] Riho     Oh, really? [17:33] Riho     Well, do your best, then. [17:37] Factory Head     Oh, really? You're opening up Familia again? [17:41] Factory Head     I'm sure your grandma's overjoyed. [17:43] Hayato     Maybe. I wouldn't know. [17:45] Hayato     All I ever heard her do was complain. [17:48] Factory Head     Nah, she was always thinking about you. [17:52] Hayato     I see. [17:54] Factory Head     Uh... [17:56] Riho     I'm sorry! I think he's a little nervous! [18:00] Riho     He's honestly a terrible owner who     doesn't know anything about our café. [18:04] Riho     I hope you can help teach him the ropes! [18:07] Riho     Familia wouldn't exist     without this roasting plant! [18:10] Factory Head     All right! I'll give you     a special low price for a while! [18:15] Riho     Thank you so much! [18:16] Factory Head     Well, your grandma did do a lot for us. [18:21] Hayato     We've decided to reopen the café. [18:24] Hayato     I hope we can count on you again. [18:26] GrannyA     Dear me! Is that you, Hayato-kun? [18:28] GrannyB     You've grown! [18:31] Hayato     Uh-huh... [18:32] Riho     That's right! [18:34] Riho     There's no way a café run by an antisocial      greenhorn like him can succeed! [18:39] Riho     So please, at least supply us     with tasty vegetables, okay? [18:41] Fishman     All right! When I get a good, fresh one in, [18:44] Fishman     I'll let you know right away! [18:45] Riho     Thank you! I love you, mister! [18:49] Riho     Come on! You need to talk to him, too! [18:52] Riho     I swear, he's so useless! [18:57] Hayato     Damn it! What's her deal? [19:00] Hayato     She's making me look like     a loser everywhere we go! [19:05] Hayato     Anyway, that's all of them, right? [19:07] Hayato     It sure took long enough,     since you never stop talking. [19:11] Riho     We're not done. [19:12] Hayato     Huh? [19:13] Riho     One more stop. [19:23] Hayato     Look... [19:24] Riho     Be quiet a sec. [19:27] Riho     I came here to report to the gods. [19:32] Riho     Grandma always said that     when we start something new, [19:35] Riho     we should tell the gods about it     at the local shrine. [19:40] Hayato     Well, who knew? [19:42] Hayato     As ditzy as you act, you're     conscientious about that, at least. [19:46] Riho     And what's your deal? [19:48] Riho     Weren't we supposed to be     making courtesy visits? [19:51] Hayato     Huh? That's what we just did. [19:54] Riho     What, standing there with a sulky look     and saying, "We're reopening"? [19:58] Riho     That's what you call a courtesy visit? [20:02] Riho     I made a joke out of it because     people were watching, [20:04] Riho     but running your own business isn't easy! [20:07] Riho     The world doesn't revolve     around you, you know! [20:11] Riho     It's proper manners to show respect to     the people who'll be helping you, isn't it?! [20:15] Riho     If you're asking for a favor, the least     you can do is bow your head! [20:20] Riho     When you said you were     reopening Grandma's café, [20:23] Riho     I wondered how strong     your resolve really was. [20:26] Riho     And I'm disappointed. [20:27] Riho     With you running the place, we'll be     shutting down again within a year. [20:33] Hayato     The resolve to run that café, [20:36] Hayato     and the resolve to keep it going... [20:39] Hayato     Grandma had that. [20:47] Hayato     You're right. My resolve     wasn't actually that strong. [20:51] Hayato     But it's not as if I want to run     the café into the ground. [20:57] Hayato     I'll be more careful from now on. [21:00] Riho     Oh... really? Well, as long as you get it. [21:06] Riho     I mean, it was your first time, so... [21:10] Riho     You're leaving? [21:12] Hayato     I'm going to talk to all of them     one more time. [21:15] Hayato     And this time, I'll bow like I should. [21:27] Riho     Hayato-kun! [21:31] Riho     An apology for being too hard on you. [21:34] Riho     No one's around, so you can look. [21:38] Riho     A free peek at a college girl's... [21:40] Riho     p-a-n-t-i-e-s. [21:42] Hayato     A-Are you nuts?! [21:44] Hayato     What are you— [21:49] Riho     H-Hayato-kun... SIGN    FORTUNE SIGN    EXCELLENT LUCK [22:02] Riho     Hayato-kun, huh? [22:04] Riho     He's not very reliable,     as a boss or as a man. SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    The one you're waiting     for will come to you          Romance will develop     from a connection at work          No concerns of sickness          Find fortune in an     unexpected place when     moving to a new home [22:08] Riho     Looks like my fortune was way off the mark. SIGN    Episode 3: "Opening" SIGN    Episode 3: "Opening" [23:42] Riho     How'd you like that peek     at a college girl's panties? [23:45] Hayato     Are you girls actually nymphos? [23:46] Riho     What?! [23:47] Hayato     I thought it seemed weird. [23:48] Hayato     You're all constantly making me look at      your underwear and naked bodies! [23:52] Hayato     We're not! The only nympho is Kiku-chan! [23:55] Shiragiku     Huh?! What do you mean?!