Season 1

E1 - Familia

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[00:06] Hayato
    It's been three years, huh?
[00:11] Hayato
    Damn that old hag...
[00:14] Hayato
    So she finally kicked the bucket.
[00:19] Hayato
    The place looks as shabby as ever.
[00:24] Hayato
    It'd be more profitable to tear the
    place down than to sell it.
[00:38] Hayato
    Still...
[00:40] Hayato
    Where do I even get started?
[00:46] Ouka
    Ami-chan! You're done
    with club practice already?
[00:50] Ouka
    I'm doing the laundry, so if you...
    have anything, bring it... to...
[00:56] Hayato
    Huh?
[00:57] Ouka
    Huh?
[01:05] Ami
    I'm home, Ouka-san!
[01:07] Ami
    Club's over for the day!
[01:09] Ami
    I'm soaked with sweat all the way
    down to my underwear,
[01:12] Ami
    so can you... wash... them... with...
[01:20] Hayato
    Wait, wait!
[01:21] Hayato
    What the hell?!
[01:23] Hayato
    Wh-Why are there two naked women in my house?!
[01:29] Hayato
    Make that three!
[01:33] Hayato
    No, four?!
[01:38] Hayato
    Who even sleeps like that?!
[01:40] Hayato
    Why are there five of them?!
    That's too damn many!
[01:46] Ami
    You!
[01:48] Ami
    You're a burglar, aren't you?!
[01:50] Hayato
    Wai—
[01:55] Ami
    Yah!
[01:56] Ouka
    Nice, Ami-chan! The karate club's paying off!
[02:00] Hayato
    It's said that there are goddesses
[02:04] Hayato
    living in an old coffee shop
    on a beach somewhere.
[02:16] Five
    Come on in!
[02:18] Five
    Welcome to Café Terrace Familia!
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[03:53] Ouka
    Sorry about that.
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[03:54] Ouka
    Looks like we had the wrong idea.
[03:57] Hayato
    If you're really sorry...
[04:00] Hayato
    Then untie me and look me in
    the face when you apologize!
[04:03] Ouka
    Hmph! You still saw us naked!
[04:05] Ami
    Sorry I kicked you so hard.
[04:08] Riho
    Ah?
[04:09] Riho
    So you're Kasukabe Hayato-kun, then?
[04:12] Riho
    Your grandma told us about you.
[04:14] Riho
    She said she had a grandson
    who got into Tokyo U.
[04:17] Riho
    That's impressive!
[04:19] Hayato
    Forget that! Who the hell are you people?!
[04:21] Hayato
    And what are you doing in my house?
[04:24] Hayato
    What's your relationship with that old hag?
[04:27] Shiragiku
    Um...
[04:28] Shiragiku
    We're... her family.
[04:33] Hayato
    Uh, no, we're a family of two!
[04:35] Hayato
    Actually, it's down to
    one now, and that's me!
[04:38] Akane
    She told us to think of her as family.
[04:42] Hayato
    Huh?
[04:43] Akane
    We've been working
    part-time here since last year.
[04:47] Akane
    She said we could live here,
    since it had plenty of unused rooms.
SIGN    Devoted Member of Jouun Temple
[05:00] Ami
    Which means we have the right to live here!
[05:03] Ouka
    What she said.
[05:05] Ouka
    Why don't you just go back to Tokyo already?
[05:07] Hayato
    "The right to live here"?
    You're total strangers.
[05:11] Hayato
    In that case, I have the right
    to kick you out of here.
[05:15] Ouka
    Who do you think you are?
[05:16] Ouka
    You left your grandma here on her own
    for three whole years!
[05:21] Ouka
    We were the ones who paid for her funeral!
[05:24] Hayato
    Well...
[05:26] Hayato
    I got into a fight with her
    before I started high school,
[05:30] Hayato
    so I didn't know she'd died
    until the authorities called me.
SIGN    Devoted Member of Jouun Temple
[05:35] Ouka
    Poor Grandma!
[05:37] Ouka
    She'll never be able to pass on in peace
    with a heartless grandson like you.
[05:41] Hayato
    I'll pay you back for the funeral.
[05:44] Hayato
    So just untie me already!
[05:48] Hayato
    Then get out of here!
[05:50] Hayato
    This is my house!
[05:57] Riho
    Well, what do we do now?
[06:01] Riho
    He's gonna try to kick us out.
[06:05] Shiragiku
    I don't know what we can do...
[06:07] Ouka
    I don't see why we can't just
    ignore him and keep living there.
[06:11] Hayato
    I'm the one with rights here! Get out!
[06:13] Shiragiku
    I don't know about that.
[06:16] Shiragiku
    It's not really our house, after all.
[06:20] (Flashback) Hayato
    I'm having the house and the café
    demolished to build a parking lot.
[06:24] (Flashback) Hayato
    I've already lined up someone to do it.
[06:26] (Flashback) Hayato
    This beach gets a lot of visitors
    in summer, after all.
[06:29] (Flashback) Hayato
    Charging them to park might be good business.
[06:32] Ouka
    He's obsessed with money!
[06:34] Ouka
    Is he really that sweet old lady's grandson?!
[06:37] Riho
    Cut that out. People are looking at us.
[06:41] Akane
    It would suck to be told
    we have to leave right away.
[06:45] Akane
    Tickets for our concert
    haven't really moved yet.
[06:47] Riho
    And I don't have the money to move!
[06:51] Riho
    I mean, I'm already struggling
    with day-to-day funds!
[06:54] Shiragiku
    What should we do?
[06:58] Shiragiku
    What is it, Ami-san?
[07:02] Ami
    I was too focused on stopping him when
    I thought he was a burglar to notice,
[07:09] Ami
    but now that I think about it...
[07:12] Ami
    I'm the only one he saw totally naked!
[07:14] Ami
    And I gave him a full-frontal view
    with that roundhouse kick!
[07:17] Ouka
    Now you realize?!
[07:18] Shiragiku
    And he saw me changing...
[07:21] Riho
    Well, he saw me, too!
[07:24] Riho
    Now that I think about it...
[07:26] Riho
    With five girls as cute as us...
[07:29] Riho
    Well, there are always options.
[07:30] Shiragiku
    Huh?
[07:31] Riho
    No matter how tough they act,
[07:33] Riho
    guys have pervy stuff
    on their minds all the time.
[07:36] Riho
    They're nothing but apes.
[07:38] Hayato
    Ook, ook!
[07:39] Hayato
    Damn it... What's with them?
[07:42] Hayato
    Is that any way to treat
    the owner of this house?
[07:45] Hayato
    Well, in any case,
    I will kick them out of here.
[07:49] Hayato
    This is my house... after all...
[07:54] (Flashback) Hayato
    Stupid old hag! I'm never
    coming back to this shabby house!
[07:58] (Flashback) Sachiko
    Oh, really? Have it your way.
[08:03] Hayato
    What were we even arguing about, anyway?
[08:08] Ouka
    Hey, um...
[08:10] Ouka
    I was thinking about making dinner.
[08:13] Ouka
    Would you like to eat with us...
[08:16] Ouka
    M-Master?
[08:20] Hayato
    Huh?
[08:25] (Flashback) Riho
    We'll start with a light jab in the
    form of Ouka-chan in maid garb.
[08:28] (Flashback) Ouka
    M-Me?!
[08:30] (Flashback) Riho
    That'll tell us just how much
    of a virgin loser he is.
[08:35] (Flashback) Riho
    We're counting on you, Ouka-chan.
[08:41] Hayato
    Just so you know, sucking up to me
    won't change my mind.
[08:46] Ouka
    Oh, come on! That's not what this is!
[08:49] Hayato
    Also, do you always dress
    like that to make dinner?
[08:54] Ouka
    Like hel—
[08:57] Ouka
    O-Of course I don't!
[09:00] Ouka
    I wanted to put in
    my best effort for you, Master!
[09:04] Hayato
    Okay, fine. If you're gonna
    cook it, I'll pay you.
[09:08] Ouka
    Okay, I'll make pilaf—
[09:10] Hayato
    Fried chicken.
[09:13] Ouka
    Huh? But pilaf is all I know how to—
[09:15] Hayato
    Fried chicken.
[09:21] Ouka
    I burned it just a tiny bit, but...
[09:25] Hayato
    Fried chicken costs about 50 yen to make
    three pieces, so 200 yen to make twelve.
SIGN    50 yen x 4 = 200 yen
[09:29] Hayato
    Assume a restaurant sells six for 600 yen,
    then double that to get 1,200 yen.
SIGN    600 yen x 2 = 1,200 yen
SIGN    1,200 yen - 200 yen = 1,000 yen
[09:34] Hayato
    That's 1,000 yen worth of profit,
[09:36] Hayato
    which you just spent an hour
    throwing into the gutter.
[09:41] Ouka
    Riho-san! I didn't get any of that,
    but I think he was just really mean to me!
[09:46] Riho
    I see. So you're more than just
    a late-blooming virgin loser.
[09:50] Riho
    Okay. Ami-chan, you're next.
[09:52] Ami
    Right!
[09:54] Ami
    Join me on an evening run
[09:56] Ami
    to strengthen our relationship,
[09:58] Ami
    Hayacchi!
[10:00] Hayato
    "Hayacchi"?
[10:02] Ami
    Yes! "Hayacchi" because you're "Hayato"!
    It works, right?!
[10:06] Hayato
    Never call me that again.
[10:09] Hayato
    Also, are you really going outside
    dressed like that?
[10:14] Ami
    Huh?
[10:17] Ami
    I can't! No way, no way, no way!
[10:22] Riho?
    It's black as night!
[10:24] Ouka
    Well, chicken has to be thoroughly cooked!
[10:26] Shiragiku
    You made a delicious meal.
[10:28] Ouka
    Yeah, but...
[10:29] Ouka
    This one looks okay.
[10:34] Ouka
    Ugh, bitter!
[10:36] Ami
    Yeah, no kidding.
[10:37] Riho
    What the heck are you wearing,
    anyway, Ouka-chan? It's hilarious!
[10:41] Ouka
    What?! You're the one
    who told me to wear this!
[10:44] Shiragiku
    It looks great on you. You look adorable!
[10:47] Riho
    Yeah! Super cute!
[10:49] Ouka
    Why'd you have to make
    that sound so offhanded?!
[10:53] Riho
    Master dear, the bath is ready.
[10:57] Riho
    Please help yourself.
SIGN    Ami
[11:04] Hayato
    I promise I'll get into Tokyo U, Grandma!
[11:09] (Flashback) Hayato
    Then I'll get a good job, get rich,
[11:12] (Flashback) Hayato
    and work some dumb shitbags to the bone!
[11:15] (Flashback) Sachiko
    Stop talking nonsense.
[11:18] (Flashback) Sachiko
    I think people who do things
    like that are the shitbags.
[11:23] (Flashback) Hayato
    What? Why?
[11:25] (Flashback) Hayato
    Don't you want to be rich?
[11:28] (Flashback) Sachiko
    Just a little money is all I need.
[11:33] Hayato
    Why'd I have to run my mouth
    like some two-bit side character?
[11:40] Hayato
    Something's weird.
[11:44] Riho
    Master, allow us to wash your back.
[11:49] Hayato
    And here I was sure they'd try a
     stupid honey trap like that...
[12:01] Hayato
    The door to the café's open.
[12:07] Hayato
    Hey, anyone here?
[12:14] Hayato
    Hey! What are you doing?!
[12:16] Hayato
    Smoking isn't allowed in this café!
[12:21] Akane
    Want one?
SIGN    Chocolate
[12:24] Akane
    They're chocolate, though.
[12:26] Hayato
    Huh?
[12:27] Akane
    I come in here to write songs for my band.
[12:31] Akane
    It's quiet, so I can focus.
[12:34] Akane
    Anyway, no smoking allowed
    in a shop you're shutting down?
[12:37] Akane
    Very upright of you.
[12:45] Akane
    Aw...
[12:48] Akane
    That was a pretty cute expression.
[12:53] Riho
    I bet he dropped his guard
    after that uneventful bath.
[13:01] Riho
    This is the one trick
    I didn't want to resort to...
[13:04] Riho
    But we can't afford to hold back anymore.
[13:14] Riho
    I never let you go
[13:15] Riho
    to college drinking parties
    because it's too dangerous...
[13:20] Riho
    Sorry, though. Go be our
    sacrificial lamb, Kiku-chan.
[13:33] Shiragiku
    It smells like a man in here!
[13:37] Hayato
    H-Hey, what are you doing here?
[13:40] Shiragiku
    What's this?
[13:42] Hayato
    Whoa, wha—
[13:45] Shiragiku
    You don't have much of a smell
    yourself, though, Hayato-kun.
[13:49] Hayato
    You reek of booze!
[13:51] Shiragiku
    Rats. You just had to go and take that bath.
[13:56] Shiragiku
    Well, no matter.
[13:58] Shiragiku
    I'm sure working up a good sweat
    will bring that musk back!
[14:05] Hayato
    Hey, you idiot! Stop!
[14:07] Riho
    Give Kiku-chan just
    the tiniest bit of liquor,
[14:11] Riho
    and she turns into a shameless lecher.
[14:15] Riho
    And one with an extreme smell fetish to boot!
[14:20] Riho
    Time to show us your true colors,
    Kasukabe Hayato!
[14:25] Shiragiku
    I've been into you
    for a long time, Hayato-kun.
[14:30] Hayato
    Y-You liar!
[14:32] Hayato
    We just met today!
[14:35] Riho
    There's no man alive who can
    turn down those giant boobs.
[14:41] Riho
    I'll capture the moment
    you get excited on video,
[14:46] Riho
    and I'll blackmail you with it
    to make sure you can't kick us out...
[14:51] Riho
    Huh?
[14:52] Shiragiku
    Hayato-kun...
[14:59] Ami
    What are you doing,
[15:00] Ami
    Hayacchi?!
[15:02] Hayato
    Whoa, hang on! I didn't do anything!
[15:05] Ami
    Shut up!
[15:08] Riho
    Wait, Ami-chan!
    Do you realize what you're doing?!
[15:12] Ami
    World peace, and all the girls in this house,
[15:15] Ami
    are under my protection!
[15:17] Riho
    You idiot!
[15:22] Hayato
    What is this?
[15:25] Ami
    What does it look like? It's breakfast!
[15:28] Ami
    Shiragiku-san made it,
    so it's fine this time!
[15:31] Shiragiku
    Oh, come on.
[15:33] Shiragiku
    It might not be as good as Grandma's cooking,
[15:37] Shiragiku
    but I hope you like it.
[15:39] Hayato
    You don't... remember?
[15:42] Shiragiku
    Huh? Remember what?
[15:45] Hayato
    Nothing. If you don't remember,
    it doesn't matter.
[15:48] Ami
    Oh, yeah! Hayacchi!
[15:50] Ami
    Sorry for ruining that
    perfect plan last night!
[15:56] Hayato
    Am I the one you should be apologizing to?
[16:00] Ami
    Riho-san already chewed me out for it!
[16:03] Hayato
    Don't tell me.
    You're not too bright, are you?
[16:06] Ami
    Huh?
[16:07] Ami
    Well, kinda!
[16:10] Ami
    Wait, what?!
[16:14] Shiragiku
    Who could that be, so early in the morning?
[16:21] Demo Man1
    This place is pretty big.
[16:24] Demo Man1
    We'll probably need two machines.
[16:27] Demo Man2
    You want to demolish the café as well, right?
[16:31] Hayato
    Yes.
[16:32] Demo Man2
    Then we'll need you to show us that
    after we take a look upstairs.
[16:36] Hayato
    All right.
[16:36] Ami
    They're really going to
    tear the house down...
[16:39] Ouka
    Looks like it.
[16:43] Demo Man2
    Looks like it'll come to around this much.
[16:46] Demo Man2
    I'll be in touch as soon as we have
    a more specific estimate.
[16:49] Hayato
    I appreciate it.
[16:51] Riho
    It's up to us to stand firm now!
[16:54] Riho
    Kill him and bury him somewhere, Ami-chan!
[16:57] Ami
    Right. It's our only choice.
[17:01] Shiragiku
    Come on. Stop being ridiculous, you two.
[17:04] Demo Man1
    I'd say you're right to give up
    on this place, though.
[17:09] Demo Man1
    A parking lot is gonna be way more
    profitable than a coffee shop.
[17:15] Demo Man1
    Huh? It's... kinda loose...
[17:18] Demo Man1
    Oh, crap!
[17:21] Shiragiku
    The store sign...
[17:23] Demo Man2
    Hey, what do you think you're doing?
[17:25] Demo Man1
    S-Sorry about that.
[17:31] (Flashback) Sachiko
    There, it's done.
[17:33] (Flashback) Sachiko
    Now we can open up the café tomorrow.
[17:37] (Flashback) Hayato
    What does it say? Is that English?
[17:40] (Flashback) Sachiko
    It says "familia."
[17:42] (Flashback) Sachiko
    That's Spanish for "family."
[17:45] (Flashback) Sachiko
    All of our customers at this café
    will be our familia,
[17:49] (Flashback) Sachiko
    meaning they'll be part of
    the Kasukabe family.
[17:52] (Flashback) Hayato
    Family?
[17:55] Hayato
    Family...
[17:58] Demo Man1
    But hey, we're tearing it down anyway.
[18:01] Demo Man1
    It's fine, right? I'll go ahead
    and scrap this for you.
[18:05] Demo Man1
    Huh?
[18:07] Demo Man1
    Wh-What is it?
[18:11] Demo Man1
    Do you... want this?
[18:14] Hayato
    Y-Yes... If I can have it.
[18:18] Demo Man1
    Okay, here you go.
[18:20] Shiragiku
    What was that about?
[18:20] Demo Man2
    We'll be going, then.
[18:22] Shiragiku
    Does he not want to tear it down?
[18:22] Demo Man1
    Bye, now.
[18:24] Ouka
    I dunno...
[18:25] Ouka
    I thought he didn't care
    about Grandma's café, but...
[18:31] Akane
    Looks like you're up now, Ouka.
[18:33] Ouka
    Huh?
[18:35] Akane
    Make that pilaf.
[18:41] (Flashback) WomanA
    Apparently her son and his wife
    died in a car accident.
[18:45] (Flashback) WomanB
    And she's taking in her grandson
    to raise as her own.
[18:48] (Flashback) Woman
    Oh, dear... I bet that'll be rough.
[18:58] Ouka
    It's pilaf for dinner, Master.
[19:02] Hayato
    Huh? Where's this coming from?
[19:05] Hayato
    If you made it, I don't want it.
[19:07] Ouka
    It's the only dish Grandma
    taught me how to make.
[19:14] Ouka
    If you don't want it, just throw it out.
[19:18] Ouka
    She said it was her grandson's favorite,
[19:20] Ouka
    so she wanted me to make it for him
    if anything happened to her.
[19:26] Ouka
    Bye.
[19:33] Hayato
    The old hag's pilaf, huh?
[19:37] Hayato
    No wonder it looks...
[19:39] Hayato
    so plebeian.
[19:42] (Flashback) Sachiko
    I'm sorry! I'm truly sorry!
[19:46] (Flashback) Fuwa
    I told you that old people can't run cafés.
[19:51] (Flashback) Fuwa
    Just sell this dumb place already.
[19:54] (Flashback) Sachiko
    I promise I'll repay what I borrowed
    from you by next month!
[20:04] Hayato
    Damn it, what the hell?
[20:06] Hayato
    Who does she think I got into Tokyo U for?
[20:11] Hayato
    I was going to show up all those jerks
    who looked down on my grandma...
[20:16] Hayato
    Damn it!
[20:19] Ouka
    Maybe he's not as cold-hearted as I thought.
[20:27] Ouka
    Hey, you're doing the dishes for me?
[20:30] Hayato
    I used them, so I'll clean them.
[20:32] Ouka
    Oh, you ate it, then? I'm so glad!
[20:36] Ouka
    How was it?
[20:37] Hayato
    Normal, I guess.
[20:38] Ouka
    Huh?! What do you mean, "normal"?!
[20:41] Hayato
    Can I ask you something?
[20:43] Ouka
    Huh?
[20:44] Hayato
    Did my grandma always
    eat dinner with you guys
[20:46] Hayato
    the way we all ate together last night?
[20:52] Ouka
    Well, yeah. We always ate
    and laughed together.
[20:57] Hayato
    What was she like just before she died, then?
[21:00] Ouka
    Huh?
[21:02] Ouka
    She said she was tired from laughing,
    so she was going to lie down.
[21:06] Ouka
    I thought she'd fallen asleep
    under the kotatsu,
[21:09] Ouka
    but when I tried to wake her up... she was...
[21:15] Hayato
    I see.
[21:17] Hayato
    I'm glad, then.
[21:19] Ouka
    Glad?
[21:22] Hayato
    Because Grandma...
[21:24] Hayato
    passed away laughing and having fun
    with her family, right?
[21:33] Hayato
    All right! Bring me the
    café's account ledgers!
[21:36] Ouka
    Huh?
SIGN    Familia Proceeds
    2017
[21:39] Hayato
    Old hag...
[21:42] Hayato
    These are almost all deficits!
[21:44] Hayato
    I'm amazed the café didn't go under sooner.
[21:47] Hayato
    It went over budget because
    all five of you were working here!
[21:52] Ouka
    Wh-What are you getting all testy for?!
[21:55] Ouka
    What do you expect to get
    out of looking at the ledgers now?
[21:59] Hayato
    I'm going to do it.
[22:01] Hayato
    I'll run this café in Grandma's place!
[22:06] Ouka
    Y-You're gonna run the café?!
[22:08] Shiragiku
    B-But, Hayato-kun, what about Tokyo U?
[22:11] Hayato
    I decided to just pay my tuition
    and take the year off.
[22:15] Hayato
    After that, if I don't get results,
[22:17] Hayato
    I'll turn this place
    into a parking lot for real.
[22:19] Ouka
    Hang on a minute!
[22:21] Ouka
    Does that mean you'll be living with us?
[22:24] Hayato
    Well, I mean, this is my house to begin with.
[22:27] Hayato
    If you don't like it, move out.
[22:29] Ouka
    You despot!
[22:31] Hayato
    No kidding. I am the master of this house.
[22:34] Ami
    Okay! I'll stay here, then!
[22:37] Ouka
    Ami-chan?!
[22:38] Ami
    Well, moving is just a major pain.
[22:43] Riho
    Okay, fine. We can just think of it
    as a share house.
[22:47] Riho
    I'll stay, too.
[22:48] Ouka
    Y-You too, Riho-san?
[22:50] Shiragiku
    Um...
[22:51] Shiragiku
    What about you, Akane-san?
[22:53] Akane
    Me?
[22:54] Akane
    Not like there's really a choice.
    I'm broke, anyway.
[22:59] Shiragiku
    Then... I guess I'll stay, too.
[23:02] Shiragiku
    With five of us here, we should be okay,
    even if there's a guy with us.
[23:07] Ouka
    Why are you counting me in this?!
[23:09] Shiragiku
    S-Sorry!
[23:11] Ami
    So what're you gonna do, Ouka-san?
[23:16] Ouka
    I-I'll stay. What choice do I have?
[23:20] Hayato
    Will these five be the goddesses of
    good fortune who save this café,
[23:24] Hayato
    or the devils of poverty that sink it?
[23:28] Hayato
    Either way, I've gotten tangled up
    with some real pains in the rear.
[23:35] Five
    We look forward to living with you, Master!
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[23:42] Hayato
    You're the goddesses?
    Was the title just a scam?
[23:45] Ouka
    What should it have been, then?
[23:46] Hayato
    "It's said that there are devils
[23:49] Hayato
    living in an old coffee shop
    on a beach somewhere."
[23:51] Ouka
    Welcome...
[23:53] Hayato
    The Café Terrace
    and Its Devils.

[23:54] Ouka
    No one's gonna watch that!

E2 - A Promise with Grandma

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[00:00] Hayato
    Okay, employees,
    start by introducing yourselves.
[00:05] Ami
    I'm Tsuruga Ami!
    High school second-year, karate club!
[00:09] Ami
    Yah!
[00:11] Riho
    Tsukishima Riho. University second-year.
[00:13] Riho
    Glad to be here.
[00:15] Shiragiku
    Ono Shiragiku.
[00:17] Shiragiku
    I'm a university second-year, like Riho-san.
[00:21] Akane
    Hououji Akane.
[00:23] Akane
    Age 19. Job hopper.
[00:26] Ouka
    Makuzawa Ouka.
[00:28] Ouka
    Age 19. Tech school student.
[00:31] Hayato
    Will these girls be the goddesses
    that save this café,
[00:36] Hayato
    or...
[00:39] Hayato
    So, since we'll all be living here together,
[00:41] Hayato
    we need to divide up the chores—
[00:43] Riho
    No way! If I do any cooking,
    my acrylic nails will come off!
[00:47] Ami
    My specialty is getting stuff dirty,
    so I don't do laundry!
[00:52] Akane
    I have low blood pressure,
    so I can't get up early.
[00:55] Shiragiku
    Oh, uh... I...
[01:00] Ouka
    I hate cleaning. Don't wanna.
[01:07] Hayato
    Will you quit complaining already?!
[01:10] Hayato
    I swear... These girls aren't goddesses
    of fortune
or devils of poverty.
[01:14] Hayato
    They're jinxes!
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[02:48] Hayato
    If we're gonna live in the same house,
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[02:50] Hayato
    obviously we're gonna share the chores!
[02:52] Hayato
    What else is there, Filth Specialist?!
[02:55] Ami
    Well, I mean, Grandma
    did all of it for us until now!
[02:59] Hayato
    Huh?
[03:00] Ouka
    She cooked for us every day.
[03:02] Ouka
    And she did all the laundry and cleaning.
[03:06] Riho
    And she didn't gripe at us
    like Hayato-kun does.
[03:09] Ouka
    For real. Talk about
    a huge difference, right?
[03:12] Shiragiku
    Uh...
[03:14] Ami
    I sure would love some of Grandma's curry...
[03:16] Riho
    Yeah, you always ate three full plates of it!
[03:19] Ouka
    Oh, and when Ami-chan's with her club...
[03:22] Hayato
    Hey!
[03:23] Hayato
    Did you ever think that maybe you're the
    ones who sent Grandma to an early grave?
[03:29] Ouka
    O-Of course it wasn't us!
[03:32] Ouka
    We did help sometimes.
[03:34] Ami
    Yeah! Like with tidying up
    the café and stuff!
[03:37] Riho
    We did the dishes, too!
[03:39] Hayato
    That's what you were supposed to do!
[03:41] Hayato
    Pay us a part-time wage, then, Master.
[03:44] Ami
    Yeah!
[03:44] Hayato
    Get real!
[03:45] Shiragiku
    U-Um...
[03:47] Shiragiku
    I'll do it.
[03:49] Shiragiku
    I like cooking, and I don't
    particularly hate cleaning.
[03:53] Hayato
    Shiragiku, was it?
[03:54] Hayato
    Y-Yes...
[03:55] Ouka
    Use "-san"! You're younger
    than her, you know!
[03:59] Hayato
    I hate unequal treatment,
[04:01] Hayato
    and I hate people who read the room and
    try to play the good guy even more.
[04:05] Hayato
    Of course, what I hate most of all
[04:07] Hayato
    is people who shove
    all the work onto the timid one
[04:11] Hayato
    so they get off easy themselves.
[04:13] Ouka
    I didn't say I wouldn't do it!
[04:16] Hayato
    Oh, really?
[04:18] Hayato
    Okay, then, we'll start
    by cleaning the house!
[04:20] Hayato
    Once that's done, we'll do the café!
[04:22] Five
    Fine.
[04:24] Riho
    Jeez, what the heck?
[04:27] Riho
    This is such a pain!
[04:29] Ami
    Quick draw!
[04:30] Ami
    Take that!
[04:32] Ami
    And how do you like this?!
[04:34] Hayato
    Quit playing around!
[04:36] Hayato
    Hey, hold it!
[04:39] Ami
    Take that!
[04:39] Hayato
    S-Stop!
[04:44] Hayato
    Get moving!
[04:46] Ouka
    For crying out loud...
[04:47] Ouka
    Why do I have to scrub the floor, too?
[04:51] Hayato
    The stairs were particularly dirty.
[04:54] Hayato
    So be thorough.
[04:56] Ouka
    I get it, okay?!
[04:58] Ouka
    Why don't you do something, too?
[04:59] Hayato
    Oh, shut up. I'm about to do the laund—
[05:07] Riho
    Ouka-chan!
[05:08] Riho
    Your panties are showing.
[05:25] Riho
    I think he's dead.
[05:27] Ouka
    Hmph! He should be!
[05:30] Hayato
    That idiot.
[05:32] Hayato
    Did she have to kick me right in the face?
[05:37] Hayato
    What's this?
[05:39] Ouka
    Hey, my laundry's already drying.
[05:43] Ouka
    Could you save yours for—
[05:44] Hayato
    Oh, you mean these?
    I'll hang them out while I'm at it.
[05:49] Ouka
    No!
[05:50] Hayato
    What's with you?!
[05:52] Riho
    What's going on?
[05:53] Ami
    What is it?
[05:54] Ouka
    Th-This jerk...
[05:55] Ouka
    He opened the laundry net my underwear was in
[05:58] Ouka
    and took my stuff out of it!
[06:00] Hayato
    What? I can't hang it out otherwise.
[06:03] Hayato
    What's wrong with opening it?
[06:04] Ouka
    Everything's wrong!
    Put them back in right now!
[06:07] Hayato
    What's your deal?
    You got something dangerous in here?
[06:10] Ouka
    Don't look in it!
[06:11] Riho
    Gross.
[06:13] Ouka
    Scum!
[06:14] Akane
    Yeah, that is pretty creepy.
[06:16] Ami
    Hayacchi...
[06:18] Hayato
    Seriously, what's the big deal?
    It's just underwear!
[06:22] Ouka
    "Just" underwear?
[06:27] Hayato
    I... I apologize.
    I'll be more thoughtful in future.
[06:32] Ouka
    You can clean the café
    on your own as punishment.
[06:35] Hayato
    Huh?!
[06:37] Ouka
    What?
[06:39] Hayato
    I swear, those girls are so damn selfish!
[06:44] Hayato
    Ow, my back...
[06:47] Hayato
    That should just about do it.
[06:56] Hayato
    That coffee mill is so old-fashioned.
[06:59] (Flashback) Hayato
    Shouldn't you buy a new one?
[07:01] (Flashback) Sachiko
    Don't be silly.
[07:04] (Flashback) Sachiko
    This manufacturer's coffee mills
    produce the best-tasting grounds.
[07:09] (Flashback) Sachiko
    It's my favorite mill.
[07:15] Hayato
    No choice, I guess.
[07:17] Hayato
    I'll clean this, too...
[07:18] Shiragiku
    Excuse me, that coffee mill...
[07:21] Shiragiku
    It was really important to Grandma,
[07:24] Shiragiku
    so please don't be too rough with it.
[07:27] Hayato
    I know.
[07:29] Hayato
    She made me clean it up all the time.
[07:31] Shiragiku
    Oh, right... I guess she would have.
[07:35] Shiragiku
    Um, thank you for what you said this morning.
[07:38] Hayato
    Huh?
[07:39] Shiragiku
    My university term is starting soon,
[07:42] Shiragiku
    so I knew it would be difficult
    if I had to do all the cleaning alone.
[07:48] Shiragiku
    Oh, pardon me! I know you didn't
    say it for my sake, of course!
[07:53] Hayato
    Why do you try to be so polite?
[07:54] Shiragiku
    Huh?
[07:55] Hayato
    We're family, aren't we?
    As far as the old hag was concerned...
[07:58] Hayato
    Do you speak that politely to your family?
[08:01] Shiragiku
    Oh... R-Right...
[08:04] Shiragiku
    You're right... I mean, yeah! We are family!
[08:07] Shiragiku
    Oh, I came to let you know dinner's ready.
[08:10] Shiragiku
    Come eat with us!
[08:12] Hayato
    Oh, you guys can go ahead.
[08:14] Hayato
    I'll stay here and—
[08:15] Shiragiku
    You can't!
[08:17] Shiragiku
    We all have to eat our meals together!
[08:21] Ouka
    Oh, did you finish
    cleaning the café, pervert?
[08:25] Riho
    You think you're gonna eat with us, pervert?
[08:27] Hayato
    Shut up!
[08:28] Shiragiku
    C'mon, don't be mean to him.
[08:32] Shiragiku
    We're family, yeah?
[08:34] Riho
    What's this? What's gotten
    into you, Kiku-chan?
[08:38] Shiragiku
    N-Not a thing... I mean, nothing!
[08:41] Riho
    Nah, you're acting weird.
[08:42] Riho
    You dropped the polite tone.
[08:44] Ami
    Hey, guys!
[08:46] Ami
    Look, look!
[08:51] Riho
    The cherry tree in the garden
    is blooming already?
[08:53] Ouka
    It's so pretty!
[08:55] Shiragiku
    It really is!
[08:57] Ami
    We have front-row seats for flower viewing!
[09:00] Akane
    True. Drinking while we look
    at the blossoms at night sounds nice.
[09:04] Shiragiku
    You're still underage, Akane-chan.
[09:06] Ami
    Come on, let's eat already!
[09:11] Five
    Let's eat!
[09:13] Ami
    This looks great!
[09:13] Shiragiku
    It's piping hot.
[09:15] Riho
    Looks amazing!
[09:15] Akane
    Where should I start?
[09:19] Riho
    Hmm... Guess I'll start with this!
[09:21] (Flashback) Shiragiku
    We all have to eat our meals together!
[09:24] (Flashback) Hayato
    Huh? Why?
[09:26] (Flashback) Shiragiku
    It was the one promise we made with Grandma!
[09:30] (Flashback) Shiragiku
    That we'd always eat our meals
    together, as a family.
[09:34] Shiragiku
    Everyone eat lots, okay?
[09:38] Hayato
    Family, huh?
[09:41] Hayato
    I'm kind of impressed she managed to get
    so many problem children together.
[09:56] Ouka
    Wh-Why are you in there?!
[09:59] Hayato
    W-Well, I mean, the pigtailed chick
    told me to use the bath first!
[10:04] Ouka
    You should've put up the
    "bath in use" sign, then!
[10:07] Hayato
    N-Nobody told me you had
    a system like that here!
[10:10] Ami
    Hayacchi...
[10:14] Hayato
    Hang on! I haven't done anything!
[10:17] Ami
    World peace, and all the girls in this house,
[10:21] Ami
    are under my protection!
SIGN    The Right Way to Speak Informally
[10:26] Five
    The Right Way to Speak Informally!
[10:29] Shiragiku
    We all have to eat our meals together!
[10:32] Shiragiku
    Oh... I-It isn't that I'm angry or anything.
[10:36] Shiragiku
    Uh, I mean... I'm not...
    mad or nothin', ya get me?
[10:40] Shiragiku
    Oh, I'm terribly sorry!
    That was Kansai dialect...
[10:42] Shiragiku
    Whoops! That correction was too polite!
[10:45] Shiragiku
    Uh, too darn polite?
[10:47] Shiragiku
    Ain't it? Innit? Ya dig?!
[10:49] Hayato
    Just stick with being polite, okay?
[10:53] Ouka
    A pre-opening?
[10:55] Hayato
    Yeah.
[10:56] Hayato
    It'd be too risky to fully open
    right off the bat,
[10:58] Hayato
    so I've decided to practice with you guys.
[11:01] Hayato
    Cooking aside, as the owner,
    I gotta at least be able to make coffee.
[11:06] Hayato
    Okay, Shiragiku, you can play the server.
[11:09] Shiragiku
    R-Right.
[11:10] Ouka
    Use "-san," would you?!
[11:12] Riho
    I bet you've never even
    worked part-time before.
[11:15] Ami
    So you're not gonna cook?
[11:17] Ouka
    The coffee's definitely gonna be gross.
[11:21] Hayato
    Try not to be too shocked.
[11:23] Hayato
    I watched Grandma make coffee all the time.
[11:31] Hayato
    I'll serve you the best cup you've ever had.
[11:39] Ouka
    Huh... He actually looks like
    he knows what he's doing.
[11:42] Ami
    Hayacchi! You're looking like a master!
[11:45] Hayato
    Shut up!
[11:48] Shiragiku
    Thank you for waiting.
[11:49] Shiragiku
    Your blend coffee.
[11:51] Riho
    Do we really need someone to play the server?
[11:53] Hayato
    Did you know?
[11:55] Hayato
    The aroma of coffee beans changes
    depending on where they're from,
[11:58] Hayato
    and the taste depends on how you grind them.
[12:01] Hayato
    We do pour-over coffee with a paper drip
    filter, so we generally use a medium grind,
[12:05] Hayato
    but when making espresso...
[12:07] Ouka
    Yuck.
[12:08] Hayato
    Huh?
[12:09] Ouka
    It just tastes weak.
[12:11] Riho
    It has no flavor, either.
[12:12] Ami
    It's just bitter.
[12:15] Hayato
    That can't be right...
[12:16] Hayato
    I know! You're just being mean to me!
[12:19] Hayato
    Your pride will never allow you
    to say that any coffee I made is good!
[12:25] Akane
    There's no way we can sell this stuff,
[12:29] Akane
    dear erudite study-bug café owner
     who makes lousy coffee.
[12:34] Hayato
    What?!
[12:39] Ouka
    Thanks for dinner!
[12:41] Ouka
    You made us another great
    meal today, Shiragiku-san.
[12:45] Shiragiku
    Thanks.
[12:46] Shiragiku
    Hey, do you know where Hayato-kun is?
[12:49] Shiragiku
    He disappeared right after dinner.
[12:51] Ouka
    He said he'd be in the café
    practicing making coffee.
[13:00] Hayato
    Damn it, this is all wrong.
[13:03] Hayato
    It does seem to taste
    weaker than Grandma's.
[13:08] (Flashback) Akane
    ...dear erudite study-bug café owner
     who makes lousy coffee.
[13:14] Hayato
    Whoa, too close! Remembering
    what that blonde chick said
[13:18] Hayato
    almost made me black out from sheer rage.
[13:21] Akane
    You just keep talking, don't you?
[13:24] Akane
    I can't focus with all the noise.
[13:27] Hayato
    H-How long have you been there?!
[13:30] Akane
    About an hour.
[13:33] Hayato
    She's a real piece of work.
[13:35] Hayato
    She sat there listening to me
    talk to myself all that time?
[13:42] Hayato
    What's this for?
[13:44] Akane
    I'm getting cold,
    so I'm gonna get a cup of coffee.
[13:47] Hayato
    This isn't enough!
[13:49] Akane
    I deducted the service fee.
[13:52] Hayato
    You know, the way you dissed my coffee
     was pretty damn condescending.
[13:56] Hayato
    How about you make a cup for me, then?
[14:02] Akane
    I think you mean, "Please make me a cup."
[14:05] Hayato
    Okay! I don't want one anymore!
[14:10] Akane
    Here.
[14:13] Hayato
    I just said I didn't want it.
[14:15] Akane
    Leave it, then.
[14:16] Hayato
    That'd be a waste!
[14:18] Akane
    Drink it, then.
[14:20] Hayato
    Seriously, she's a real piece of work.
[14:28] Hayato
    This flavor...
[14:34] Hayato
    Did Grandma teach you how to make coffee?
[14:43] Akane
    What if she did?
[14:45] Hayato
    Then teach me. I never
    actually learned it from her.
[14:54] Hayato
    P-Please teach me.
[14:59] (Flashback) Sachiko
    He's so much trouble, really.
[15:01] (Flashback) Sachiko
    He sulks whenever something
    doesn't go his way.
[15:05] (Flashback) Sachiko
    Even though he always ends up
    being the one to apologize.
[15:09] (Flashback) Sachiko
    But you know...
[15:11] Sachiko
    When he does that, his face just looks so...
[15:18] Akane
    You look so cute right now, Hayato.
[15:25] Hayato
    Ugh, forget it! Don't make fun of me!
[15:32] Akane
    Okay, sorry. I'll teach you.
[15:36] Akane
    It would look pretty bad if the café's
    waitress had to make the coffee, wouldn't it?
[15:44] Akane
    Come on. I'll teach you.
[15:47] Hayato
    Damn it, she's messing with me!
[15:51] Hayato
    You look pretty cute yourself, when you smile.
[15:55] Hayato
    I like you better that way
    than when you try to look all cool.
[15:58] Hayato
    Oh, yeah, super cute!
[16:01] Akane
    Yeah? Thanks.
[16:05] Hayato
    Damn it! I shouldn't have tried!
[16:06] Hayato
    Blush or something!
[16:09] Hayato
    I see.
[16:11] Hayato
    So the longer you let it bloom,
    the richer it tastes.
[16:21] Hayato
    You look pretty cute yourself, when you smile.
[16:28] Hayato
    Wh-What the hell?!
    I put the "bath in use" sign up!
[16:33] Ami
    Hayacchi...
[16:36] Hayato
    Whoa, wait, wait, wait!
[16:42] Akane
    It's so hot. I should've made it iced coffee.
[16:49] Riho
    Why do I have to do
    the courtesy visits with you?
[16:53] Hayato
    Quit complaining.
[16:55] Hayato
    We have to let our business partners
    know we're reopening, right?
[17:01] Riho
    Oh?
[17:02] Riho
    Could it be...
[17:04] Riho
    that you actually wanted
    to go on a date with me?
[17:06] Hayato
    Process of elimination.
[17:08] Riho
    Huh?
[17:09] Hayato
    Akane's attitude and expression
    aren't the best.
[17:12] Hayato
    Shiragiku is too shy and reserved.
[17:14] Hayato
    Ouka's constant badmouthing of me
    would hurt the café's reputation.
[17:18] Hayato
    And Ami is just an idiot,
    so there's no way I'd bring her.
[17:23] Riho
    Well, I guess bringing Ami-chan
    would be risky.
[17:26] Hayato
    Yeah, so it's not like I'm expecting
    anything out of you.
[17:29] Hayato
    I just need you to show me where to go.
[17:32] Riho
    Oh, really?
[17:33] Riho
    Well, do your best, then.
[17:37] Factory Head
    Oh, really? You're opening up Familia again?
[17:41] Factory Head
    I'm sure your grandma's overjoyed.
[17:43] Hayato
    Maybe. I wouldn't know.
[17:45] Hayato
    All I ever heard her do was complain.
[17:48] Factory Head
    Nah, she was always thinking about you.
[17:52] Hayato
    I see.
[17:54] Factory Head
    Uh...
[17:56] Riho
    I'm sorry! I think he's a little nervous!
[18:00] Riho
    He's honestly a terrible owner who
    doesn't know anything about our café.
[18:04] Riho
    I hope you can help teach him the ropes!
[18:07] Riho
    Familia wouldn't exist
    without this roasting plant!
[18:10] Factory Head
    All right! I'll give you
    a special low price for a while!
[18:15] Riho
    Thank you so much!
[18:16] Factory Head
    Well, your grandma did do a lot for us.
[18:21] Hayato
    We've decided to reopen the café.
[18:24] Hayato
    I hope we can count on you again.
[18:26] GrannyA
    Dear me! Is that you, Hayato-kun?
[18:28] GrannyB
    You've grown!
[18:31] Hayato
    Uh-huh...
[18:32] Riho
    That's right!
[18:34] Riho
    There's no way a café run by an antisocial
     greenhorn like him can succeed!
[18:39] Riho
    So please, at least supply us
    with tasty vegetables, okay?
[18:41] Fishman
    All right! When I get a good, fresh one in,
[18:44] Fishman
    I'll let you know right away!
[18:45] Riho
    Thank you! I love you, mister!
[18:49] Riho
    Come on! You need to talk to him, too!
[18:52] Riho
    I swear, he's so useless!
[18:57] Hayato
    Damn it! What's her deal?
[19:00] Hayato
    She's making me look like
    a loser everywhere we go!
[19:05] Hayato
    Anyway, that's all of them, right?
[19:07] Hayato
    It sure took long enough,
    since you never stop talking.
[19:11] Riho
    We're not done.
[19:12] Hayato
    Huh?
[19:13] Riho
    One more stop.
[19:23] Hayato
    Look...
[19:24] Riho
    Be quiet a sec.
[19:27] Riho
    I came here to report to the gods.
[19:32] Riho
    Grandma always said that
    when we start something new,
[19:35] Riho
    we should tell the gods about it
    at the local shrine.
[19:40] Hayato
    Well, who knew?
[19:42] Hayato
    As ditzy as you act, you're
    conscientious about that, at least.
[19:46] Riho
    And what's your deal?
[19:48] Riho
    Weren't we supposed to be
    making courtesy visits?
[19:51] Hayato
    Huh? That's what we just did.
[19:54] Riho
    What, standing there with a sulky look
    and saying, "We're reopening"?
[19:58] Riho
    That's what you call a courtesy visit?
[20:02] Riho
    I made a joke out of it because
    people were watching,
[20:04] Riho
    but running your own business isn't easy!
[20:07] Riho
    The world doesn't revolve
    around you, you know!
[20:11] Riho
    It's proper manners to show respect to
    the people who'll be helping you, isn't it?!
[20:15] Riho
    If you're asking for a favor, the least
    you can do is bow your head!
[20:20] Riho
    When you said you were
    reopening Grandma's café,
[20:23] Riho
    I wondered how strong
    your resolve really was.
[20:26] Riho
    And I'm disappointed.
[20:27] Riho
    With you running the place, we'll be
    shutting down again within a year.
[20:33] Hayato
    The resolve to run that café,
[20:36] Hayato
    and the resolve to keep it going...
[20:39] Hayato
    Grandma had that.
[20:47] Hayato
    You're right. My resolve
    wasn't actually that strong.
[20:51] Hayato
    But it's not as if I want to run
    the café into the ground.
[20:57] Hayato
    I'll be more careful from now on.
[21:00] Riho
    Oh... really? Well, as long as you get it.
[21:06] Riho
    I mean, it was your first time, so...
[21:10] Riho
    You're leaving?
[21:12] Hayato
    I'm going to talk to all of them
    one more time.
[21:15] Hayato
    And this time, I'll bow like I should.
[21:27] Riho
    Hayato-kun!
[21:31] Riho
    An apology for being too hard on you.
[21:34] Riho
    No one's around, so you can look.
[21:38] Riho
    A free peek at a college girl's...
[21:40] Riho
    p-a-n-t-i-e-s.
[21:42] Hayato
    A-Are you nuts?!
[21:44] Hayato
    What are you—
[21:49] Riho
    H-Hayato-kun...
SIGN    FORTUNE
SIGN    EXCELLENT LUCK
[22:02] Riho
    Hayato-kun, huh?
[22:04] Riho
    He's not very reliable,
    as a boss or as a man.
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    for will come to you
    
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    from a connection at work
    
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    unexpected place when
    moving to a new home
[22:08] Riho
    Looks like my fortune was way off the mark.
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[23:42] Riho
    How'd you like that peek
    at a college girl's panties?
[23:45] Hayato
    Are you girls actually nymphos?
[23:46] Riho
    What?!
[23:47] Hayato
    I thought it seemed weird.
[23:48] Hayato
    You're all constantly making me look at
     your underwear and naked bodies!
[23:52] Hayato
    We're not! The only nympho is Kiku-chan!
[23:55] Shiragiku
    Huh?! What do you mean?!

E3 - Opening

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[00:00] Ouka
    I'm trying to wash my T-shirts...
[00:04] Ouka
    so why are your socks in here?!
[00:06] Ouka
    Are you totally dumb?
    Now I have to start all over!
[00:10] Hayato
    What's it matter?
    They'll get clean either way!
SIGN    Utilities
SIGN    Electric
SIGN    Water
SIGN    Gas
SIGN    yen
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[00:13] Hayato
    If we wash everyone's loads separately,
    it adds to the water and electric bills!
[00:17] Ouka
    No way. That's gross.
[00:20] Ouka
    What if your weird fluids
    soak into my shirts?
[00:23] Hayato
    I don't have any weird fluids!
[00:25] Ouka
    You do, too! They're coming
    from you all the time!
[00:30] Hayato
    What? I need to get along better with Ouka?
[00:34] Riho
    Yeah. You gotta stop fighting all the time.
[00:37] Hayato
    Screw that. She's the one getting
    on my case over every little thing.
[00:41] Riho
    Look...
[00:42] Riho
    Do you think anyone will want
    to be in a café where the owner
[00:46] Riho
    and employees don't get along?
[00:47] Riho
    If you're gonna hire people,
[00:49] Riho
    put in the effort to create
    a comfortable working environment.
[00:55] Riho
    Who was it that said he'd bow his head
    if it'd help the business?
[00:59] Hayato
    I... did say that, but...
[01:02] Riho
    Quit looking at porn sites in broad daylight,
[01:05] Riho
    and go make amends with Ouka-chan.
SIGN    Volume
[01:07] Hayato
    What?!
[01:09] Hayato
    I'm not looking at porn sites!
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[02:45] Ouka
    It's so nice out.
    The clothes should be dry in no time.
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[02:50] Hayato
    She's right.
[02:52] Hayato
    I do need to build positive
    relationships with them.
[02:56] Ouka
    Come on!
[02:57] Ouka
    It's got your weird fluids in it!
[03:00] Hayato
    Hey!
SIGN    Worst café ever
SIGN    The secret ingredient is the pervy owner's fluids
[03:02] Hayato
    If the female customers hear her say
    something like that, they'll never come back.
[03:08] Hayato
    How am I supposed to get
    along with her, though?
[03:11] Hayato
    It's like taming a wild beast.
[03:14] Akane
    Why don't you just compliment her?
[03:18] Hayato
    Where'd you come from?!
[03:19] Akane
    She's an open book.
[03:21] Akane
    And you're good at that kinda thing, right?
[03:24] Akane
    Just keep telling her she's cute.
[03:26] Hayato
    Huh?
[03:28] Hayato
    Spare me that nonsense.
    It didn't work at all on you.
[03:34] Akane
    Well, I'm...
[03:36] Akane
    kinda used to hearing it.
[03:41] Ami
    Hey, what's wrong, Akane-san?
    Your face is red.
[03:45] Akane
    Jeez... I'm gonna have some coffee.
[03:50] Ouka
    Hey!
[03:52] Ouka
    What are you doing just standing there?
[03:55] Ouka
    If you're bored,
    get the café ready for opening.
[03:59] Hayato
    Just shut up! I don't need that from—
[04:02] Hayato
    Whoops... I can't do that.
[04:05] Hayato
    Gotta smile...
[04:07] Hayato
    Y-You said you hate cleaning,
    but you're proactive about doing laundry.
[04:13] Hayato
    That's pretty admirable, for you.
[04:21] Ouka
    What's with that face?! It's pissing me off!
[04:24] Hayato
    I was giving you a compliment!
[04:26] Ouka
    What?!
[04:27] Ouka
    That was just a roundabout
    way of insulting me!
[04:30] Ouka
    Also, you're being creepy!
[04:32] Ouka
    Don't skulk around here
    when I'm doing my laundry!
[04:32] Shiragiku
    What? They're fighting again?
[04:35] Ami
    They really hate each other's guts, huh?
    Like a horse and a deer.
[04:39] Shiragiku
    I'd say a dog and a monkey.
[04:40] Hayato
    What do you mean, "creepy"?!
    Just take the compliment!
[04:40] Shiragiku
    I don't think Hayato-kun is
    really such a bad guy, though.
[04:45] Ami
    Yeah! He's just a little perverted!
[04:45] Ouka
    I'm busy here! What are you
    doing over there, anyway?
[04:48] Ami
    Not as much as you, though!
[04:49] Hayato
    I'm, uh...
[04:50] Shiragiku
    Huh?
[04:51] Ami
    I said, "Not as much as you, though!"
[04:54] Shiragiku
    Huh?
[04:57] Hayato
    Insults come out so easily, and yet...
[05:02] Hayato
    Her dinner was awful again, too.
[05:09] (Flashback) Hayato
    It's all pretty good, except this salad!
[05:12] (Flashback) Ouka
    Well, excuse me! I made the salad!
[05:16] Hayato
    On the nose!
[05:18] Hayato
    Who puts actual wine on salad
    instead of wine vinegar?
[05:23] Hayato
    What am I even supposed to compliment?
[05:28] Riho
    Hey, Hayato-kun.
[05:31] Riho
    Could you tell Ouka-chan the bath's free?
[05:34] Hayato
    Sure.
[05:36] Hayato
    Hey, Ouka. The bath's free.
[05:40] Hayato
    Hey...
[05:42] Hayato
    Are you listening?
[05:43] Hayato
    At least answer... me...
[05:50] Ouka
    Hey! Don't just barge in here!
[05:52] Hayato
    But... what are you doing?
[05:54] Ouka
    What does it matter? Leave me alone!
[05:57] Ouka
    We can't work in clothes that are
    hard to move around in,
[06:00] Ouka
    so I was just giving it one more check.
[06:03] Hayato
    Wait... You're gonna show up
    at the café in that?
[06:07] Ouka
    The other four are, too!
[06:09] Ouka
    Even Grandma was on board with it!
[06:11] Ouka
    She said it was cute!
[06:13] Ouka
    You got a problem with it?
[06:15] Hayato
    Eh, it's fine, I guess.
[06:18] Ouka
    Huh?
[06:18] Hayato
    It does make you look somewhat better.
[06:22] Ouka
    Huh?! What's that supposed to mean?!
    Are you making fun of me?!
[06:26] Hayato
    Oh, crap...
[06:28] Hayato
    I-I'm saying even someone as unhinged
    as you can look fairly cute in that.
[06:35] Hayato
    We might get more customers who just
    come to see the uniforms, you know?
[06:38] Hayato
    So, I mean... What I'm saying is...
[06:40] Hayato
    You get two thumbs up from me!
    At least, as far as the uniform goes!
[06:44] Hayato
    I screwed up! That was
    basically just insulting her!
[06:47] Hayato
    But other than that,
    what is there to compliment?!
[06:54] Ouka
    That's so nice. Thank you.
[06:58] Hayato
    Huh?
[06:59] Hayato
    But... I was complimenting
    the uniform, not you.
[07:04] Ouka
    I know. That's why I'm thanking you.
[07:07] Hayato
    Huh?
[07:09] Ouka
    I mean, because...
[07:12] Ouka
    I made these uniforms.
[07:14] Hayato
    Y-You did?
[07:18] Ouka
    The tech school I go to is a fashion school.
[07:22] Ouka
    I'm hoping to be a costume designer someday.
[07:25] Hayato
    Oh... I had no idea.
[07:28] Ouka
    Grandma told me...
[07:31] (Flashback) Sachiko
    Hayato may be sharp-tongued and defiant,
[07:35] (Flashback) Sachiko
    but the one thing he never did was lie.
[07:40] Ouka
    So I'm really happy!
[07:44] Hayato
    All of these girls
[07:46] Hayato
    just believed everything Grandma said
    like it was gospel, huh?
[07:49] Ouka
    Oh... I think your coffee
    has gotten a lot better, too.
[07:54] Hayato
    You do?
[07:55] Ouka
    Yeah. It actually has some aroma now.
[07:58] Hayato
    Wow, really? It has aroma now?!
[08:03] Shiragiku
    I'm not smelling any aroma from you, though.
[08:06] Shiragiku
    You're not allowed to take any baths
    for the next few days.
[08:10] Hayato
    What the—
[08:12] Hayato
    Wait! Did she get like this...
[08:14] Hayato
    just from the wine on that salad?!
[08:20] Ouka
    Hey! Why are you taking pictures, Ami-chan?!
[08:23] Ami
    Huh?
[08:24] Ami
    So I have proof that
    Shiragiku-san's a pervert!
[08:26] Ouka
    Well, stop!
[08:28] Ouka
    And Hayato-kun, stop smirking! It's creepy!
[08:31] Hayato
    I'm not smirking!
[08:38] Ami
    Hayacchi! Whatcha doin'?
[08:42] Ami
    Hello? You listening?
[08:46] Ami
    So, Hayacchi, what're you doing, huh?
[08:49] Ami
    Huh? Huh? Huh?!
[08:51] Hayato
    Shut up!
[08:53] Hayato
    If you've got time to play with dumbbells,
[08:55] Hayato
    go make some coffee or something!
[08:58] Hayato
    I swear...
[08:59] Shiragiku
    Hayato-kun?
[09:01] Shiragiku
    We should get going.
[09:02] Hayato
    Oh, right.
[09:04] Hayato
    Coming.
[09:10] Hayato
    Shiragiku and I went out to visit
    some of our regulars earlier.
[09:17] Hayato
    We'll finally be ready to reopen
    Café Terrace Familia tomorrow.
[09:21] Riho
    It's finally time!
[09:22] Ouka
    We should celebrate tonight!
[09:25] Shiragiku
    I'll make a feast.
    Oh, and I'll get us alcohol!
[09:28] Ouka
    Please don't.
[09:30] Hayato
    All we can do now is pray
    that people will come.
[09:33] Ouka
    It'll be fine. We've got the uniforms
    you had so much praise for.
[09:37] Akane
    Yeah, and you have gotten a little
    better at making coffee, Hayato.
[09:42] Shiragiku
    It's all happening because you
    had the will to make it happen.
[09:46] Riho
    I'm still worried, though. Our Master doesn't
    seem like he'll be great with customers.
[09:53] Ami
    Huh? What's wrong, Ami-chan?
    You're being awfully quiet.
[09:57] Ami
    Huh?
[09:57] Ouka
    You're usually the one making the most noise.
[10:02] Ami
    Oh, yeah! We finally get to reopen! Yay!
[10:06] Riho
    Little late...
[10:07] Ouka
    I don't get you at all.
[10:09] Hayato
    Oh, right.
SIGN    Tsuruga Ami
[10:11] Hayato
    It's not much, but here's
    your pay for last month.
[10:14] Five
    Huh?
[10:16] Ouka
    That's great, but are you sure it's okay?
[10:18] Riho
    You don't have that much
    saved up either, do you?
[10:21] Akane
    You don't have to put on a show.
    It can wait until after we open.
[10:26] Hayato
    How very naïve.
    As sweet as the café au lait you make.
[10:29] Akane
    Huh?
[10:31] Hayato
    I'll have you know the stocks
    I've been dabbling in
[10:34] Hayato
    since high school have been rising of late.
[10:36] Ouka
    Stocks? Since high school?
[10:38] Ouka
    I think I hate him.
[10:39] Shiragiku
    That'll make things easier for us, though.
[10:42] Akane
    I see. That explains why you seemed
    to lack any sense of urgency.
SIGN    Tsukishima Riho
[10:47] Riho
    In that case, I'm happy to accept mine...
[10:50] Riho
    before all those stocks tank.
SIGN    Tsukishima Riho
[10:52] Hayato
    Cut it out! You'll jinx it!
[10:55] Riho
    Wait... Only 20,000 yen? Seriously?
[10:57] Hayato
    That's on the high end for you!
[11:00] Hayato
    It's just about time.
[11:02] Hayato
    I'm glad they've all been able to
    mesh with me so quickly, though.
[11:06] Hayato
    If we were all still hostile,
[11:08] Hayato
    there's no way we could keep
    a café running together.
[11:14] Ami
    Why do you think it is?
[11:18] Hayato
    How long have you been there?!
[11:20] Ami
    Why do you think it is?
[11:22] Hayato
    Huh? Why what is?
[11:24] Ami
    Why we were all able to
    mesh with you so quickly.
[11:30] Ami
    Think about it. Who do you think
    we should thank for that?
[11:34] Hayato
    Who?
[11:35] Ami
    The reason we could accept you
    so soon after we first met,
[11:38] Ami
    as if we'd already known you for a long time,
[11:40] Ami
    as if we were already family...
[11:44] Ami
    What is it?
[11:47] Riho
    Your grandma told us about you.
[11:49] Riho
    She said she had a grandson
    who got into Tokyo U.
[11:51] Ouka
    She said it was her grandson's favorite,
[11:53] Ouka
    so she wanted me to make it for him
    if anything happened to her.
[11:57] Shiragiku
    It was the one promise we made with Grandma!
[12:01] Shiragiku
    That we'd always eat our meals
    together, as a family.
[12:07] Hayato
    I see.
[12:09] Hayato
    It was Grandma.
[12:11] Hayato
    Maybe she told them all those things
    because she thought
[12:15] Hayato
    she might not be here anymore
    when I came back.
[12:21] Ami
    Looks like you get it now.
[12:23] Hayato
    Yeah.
[12:24] Hayato
    Thanks to you.
[12:27] Hayato
    I thought she was stupid,
    but she's actually...
[12:34] Ami
    That's right!
[12:37] Ami
    It was all thanks to me!
[12:40] Hayato
    What?
[12:41] Ami
    I said...
[12:43] Hayato
    No, I heard you.
[12:44] Ami
    Man, it was hard work, too!
[12:46] Ami
    You're so quick to start fights!
[12:49] Ami
    Where would we be if you didn't have
    a calming influence like me around?
[12:54] Hayato
    Nope, I was right. She's an idiot!
[12:58] Ami
    Are you grateful?
[12:59] Hayato
    Yep. Sure am.
[13:01] Ami
    Are you really?
[13:02] Ami
    It's thanks to me
    that we're all like family now!
[13:06] Hayato
    I know, I know.
[13:10] Ami
    Well, good, then! Guess I'll head back now!
[13:14] Hayato
    Well, whatever.
[13:20] Hayato
    What? Weren't you heading back?
[13:23] Ami
    But you know...
[13:25] Ami
    The things that are precious to you
    are more easily broken than you'd think.
[13:30] Ami
    If that which is most precious
    to you breaks someday
[13:33] Ami
    and it's my fault... I'm sorry.
[13:39] Hayato
    What... does that mean?
[13:45] Hayato
    Huh?
[13:46] Hayato
    Wh-Why are my phone and laptop broken?
[13:50] Ami
    Yeah, uh...
[13:53] Ami
    I went to make tea
    like you told me to, and...
[13:58] Five
    Boom!
SIGN    Boom!
[14:00] Ouka
    Watch it, Ami-chan.
[14:01] Ouka
    It's dangerous to carry tea
    and dumbbells at the same time.
[14:05] Ami
    No problem! I've been
    building up my finger strength!
SIGN    BOOM
[14:08] Ami
    Yah!
[14:11] Ami
    Ah!
[14:12] Ami
    Aaaah!
[14:17] Hayato
    Why would you keep holding
    your dumbbells while serving tea?!
[14:24] Hayato
    I get it now!
[14:25] Hayato
    That's why you were so quiet
    when we were eating lunch!
[14:29] Shiragiku
    Um, Hayato-kun...
[14:31] Hayato
    What?!
[14:32] Shiragiku
    The company that you said
    you bought stocks in
[14:36] Shiragiku
    was in some major scandal, and it
    looks like they're going bankrupt.
[14:39] Shiragiku
    It was just on the news...
[14:41] Hayato
    For real?!
[14:42] Hayato
    I gotta sell right away!
[14:47] Shiragiku
    B-But you bought stocks in multiple
    companies to minimize risk, right?
[14:54] Hayato
    I did, but I moved them all to this company
    because this café was do-or-die...
[15:00] Shiragiku
    You mean...
[15:01] Hayato
    If I don't sell right now, these stocks
    will be nothing but scrap paper!
[15:07] Ami
    Easy, there! For now,
    wanna give 'em a squeeze?
[15:11] Hayato
    I have had it with you!
[15:14] Ami
    I told you the most precious
    things are easily broken!
[15:18] Hayato
    And so, after hitting limit down on my stocks
    reduced my savings to basically zero,
[15:22] Hayato
    Café Terrace Familia finally reopened.
[15:24] Ami
    But I apologized!
[15:29] Hayato
    As a rule, we'll have just two
    part-timers working at once,
[15:33] Hayato
    but this is our first day.
[15:35] Hayato
    Plus, having all five of you in those
    uniforms will have a bigger impact.
[15:39] Ouka
    Just be honest and say we look pretty.
[15:42] Hayato
    Oh, shut up.
[15:44] Hayato
    Anyway...
[15:46] Hayato
    For various reasons,
    this café has zero funds right now.
[15:50] Hayato
    So...
[15:51] Hayato
    Stay focused, all of you!
[15:54] Hayato
    As of today, Café Terrace Familia
    is back in business!
[15:58] Five
    Right!
[16:00] Ouka
    Oh, here, Akane-chan.
[16:03] Ouka
    You need to do all the buttons.
[16:05] Ouka
    It's only cute when you wear it right.
[16:08] Akane
    It's too tight around my neck, though.
[16:10] Hayato
    Hey, that actually looks good on you.
[16:13] Hayato
    You kinda look like some rich young lady.
[16:21] Akane
    Well, thanks.
[16:23] Hayato
    Hey! What are you doing?!
[16:27] Hayato
    I swear...
[16:28] Hayato
    Seriously, I need you guys to stay focused.
[16:31] Riho
    And we need you to stay focused, Hayato-kun.
[16:34] Hayato
    Huh?
[16:35] Riho
    Not everyone who comes
    to this café is going to be a nice person.
[16:39] Riho
    You can't lose your temper
    or lash out at people over just anything.
[16:43] Riho
    If anyone gets too nasty,
[16:46] Riho
    just politely ask them to leave. Got it?
[16:49] Hayato
    Yes, I know. Don't treat me like a child.
[16:53] Hayato
    Also, I'm not the type to hit people.
[16:56] Ouka
    You sure about that?
[16:58] Ouka
    I guess if it comes to it,
    Ami-chan and I will have to stop you.
[17:01] Ami
    Yep!
[17:02] Hayato
    I told you, I won't do anything.
[17:05] Guest1
    Wow, I guess this café reopened.
[17:07] Guest2
    Yeah.
[17:08] Five
    Come on in!
[17:10] Five
    Welcome to Café Terrace Familia!
[17:14] Ouka
    Please have a seat here.
[17:17] Hayato
    It all starts now... Finally.
[17:21] Guest1
    I see the waitresses have new uniforms.
[17:24] Ouka
    Yes! I made them!
[17:27] Ouka
    What can I get for you?
[17:30] Ouka
    Two house blends!
[17:43] Ouka
    Thank you for waiting.
[17:45] Ouka
    Your blend coffee.
[17:58] Guest2
    This is pretty good.
[18:00] Guest2
    It tastes almost exactly the same
    as the previous owner's coffee.
[18:05] Guest1
    It smells great, too.
[18:07] Shiragiku
    Um, um...
[18:09] Shiragiku
    This coffee was made by
    the previous owner's grandson.
[18:14] Guest2
    Oh, I see! We'll be stopping by again.
[18:18] Hayato
    Thank you!
[18:20] Akane
    Good for you. They complimented your coffee.
[18:23] Hayato
    Shut up. Get to work.
[18:27] Fishman
    We came straight over to drink your coffee!
[18:30] Wagashi Lady
    Congratulations on your opening!
[18:31] Hayato
    Welcome!
[18:42] Shiragiku
    It's going well, isn't it, Hayato-kun?
[18:44] Hayato
    I guess so.
[18:46] Hayato
    Welcome.
[18:49] Fuwa
    Oh...
[18:50] Fuwa
    So this café really did reopen, eh?
[18:53] Fuwa
    I thought it had shut down
    after the old lady died.
[18:58] Hayato
    He's...
[18:59] (Flashback) Fuwa
    You're killing me here.
    Didn't you promise it by today?
[19:03] (Flashback) Sachiko
    I'm sorry! I'm truly sorry!
[19:06] (Flashback) Fuwa
    I told you that old people can't run cafés.
[19:10] (Flashback) Fuwa
    Just sell this dumb place already.
[19:13] Shiragiku
    Uh... Please have a seat here.
[19:17] Fuwa
    You! Bring me your most expensive coffee!
[19:21] Shiragiku
    O-Okay. Um—
[19:23] Hayato
    I heard him.
[19:25] Ouka
    He's...
[19:26] Ami
    The guy who always
    came here to hassle Grandma.
[19:29] Akane
    This isn't good.
[19:30] Riho
    Y-Yeah...
[19:34] Fuwa
    You there! Are you her
    grandson, by any chance?
[19:38] Fuwa
    The old lady's grandson?
[19:40] Hayato
    Yes.
[19:41] Ouka
    Ami-chan...
[19:43] Ami
    I know. If Hayacchi does
    anything funny, I'll run right over.
[19:47] Fuwa
    Oh, I see! So you took over the business!
[19:50] Fuwa
    Come over here. Let me see your face.
[19:53] Fuwa
    I saved her skin.
[19:55] Hayato
    Fuwa-san, I appreciate
    what you did back then.
[19:59] Hayato
    My grandmother was able to keep
    the café running thanks to you.
[20:04] Fuwa
    Hey. Shouldn't you be bowing?
[20:07] Fuwa
    If you appreciate what I did,
    the first thing you should do is bow.
[20:12] Fuwa
    Go on, bow. Just like your grandma did.
[20:14] Fuwa
    Who do you think made it possible
    for you to grow up big and strong?
[20:18] Fuwa
    Well?!
[20:21] Riho
    Hayato-kun!
[20:26] Hayato
    Thank you very much.
[20:31] Fuwa
    Hmph. Your posture needs work.
[20:35] Fuwa
    Your grandma was a lot better at it.
[20:38] Fuwa
    She'd bow at a perfect 45 degrees,
    her back straight as an arrow.
[20:43] Fuwa
    There's no pleasure in it for me
    if you don't do the same.
[20:46] Fuwa
    Whenever I called out to her on
    the street, she'd rush right over.
[20:50] Fuwa
    And she always greeted me properly,
[20:52] Fuwa
    bobbing her head up and down
    like a Chinese grasshopper!
[20:57] Fuwa
    Oh, do you know about those?
[20:58] Fuwa
    When you grab a Chinese
    grasshopper by the legs...
[21:01] Fuwa
    they bob up and down like this!
[21:04] Fuwa
    That's exactly what she looked like!
[21:07] Fuwa
    Her bowing might have been
    even better than her coffee.
[21:12] Fuwa
    It's a shame I won't ever see it again.
[21:16] Fuwa
    I sure wish she'd lived a little longer.
[21:20] (Flashback) Sachiko
    All of our customers at this café
    will be our familia,
[21:24] (Flashback) Sachiko
    meaning they'll be part of
    the Kasukabe family.
[21:34] Hayato
    Don't!
[21:36] Fuwa
    Wha—
[21:38] Hayato
    I apologize.
[21:40] Hayato
    We've had a cockroach
    running around since this morning,
[21:43] Hayato
    and I think it was sitting near your feet.
[21:46] Fuwa
    A cockroach?
[21:48] Fuwa
    All this ruckus at a business
    where people eat?
[21:50] Fuwa
    Can't you even keep
    your part-timers in line?!
[21:54] Fuwa
    And you put them in these sleazy uniforms?!
[21:57] Fuwa
    What is this, a brothel?!
[22:00] Fuwa
    Hey!
[22:02] Fuwa
    S-Stop it! That hurts!
[22:04] Hayato
    Could I kindly ask you to leave
    before I change my mind, old man?
[22:09] Hayato
    Go now, and I won't sue you
    for sexual harassment.
[22:14] Fishman
    Ooh, a trial?!
[22:17] Wagashi Lady
    Go for it! We'll be your witnesses!
[22:22] Fuwa
    Let go of me!
[22:24] Fuwa
    Don't think this is over, boy!
[22:26] Hayato
    Come again.
[22:28] Shiragiku
    Um, Hayato-kun...
[22:30] Hayato
    Sorry about that.
    I really wanted to deck him.
[22:33] Shiragiku
    Huh?! No, it's okay! Thank you!
[22:37] Hayato
    Go toss some salt around the entrance.
[22:39] Hayato
    We don't need bad omens on our first day.
[22:42] Shiragiku
    Right, Master!
[22:44] Hayato
    And be generous with it.
[22:45] Riho
    Sorry for losing my cool after
    lecturing you earlier and everything.
[22:50] Hayato
    I think it'd be more pathetic to do nothing
    after being talked to like that.
[22:54] Riho
    No, I get it now. I can see your resolve.
[22:59] Hayato
    Also, Akane...
[23:01] Hayato
    No hitting with mops. That's not even funny.
[23:04] Akane
    Right. I'll be careful.
[23:08] Ami
    That was so cool, Hayacchi!
[23:10] Ami
    I'll help you out next time!
[23:13] Hayato
    Please don't! If you get involved,
    we're definitely losing in court!
[23:17] Ouka
    Hey, Hayato-kun!
[23:19] Ouka
    You got pissed off when he badmouthed
    our uniforms too, didn't you?
[23:23] Ouka
    Well?!
[23:24] Hayato
    Huh? Yeah... of course.
[23:27] Ouka
    Okay, then.
[23:32] Shiragiku
    I hope it's okay to use coarse salt...
SIGN    Coarse Salt
[23:36] Shiragiku
    Anyway, Hayato-kun really
    hasn't changed at all in fifteen years.
SIGN    Episode 4: "Cherry Blossom Festival!"
SIGN    Episode 4: "Cherry Blossom Festival!"
[23:42] Ami
    I'm sorry, Hayacchi! I'll pay for the laptop!
[23:45] Hayato
    How many months
    would that take with your pay?
[23:47] Ami
    It's okay! I got an email from a widow whose
    husband was killed by a giant stag beetle,
[23:51] Ami
    and she says she'll send me money if I reply!
[23:52] Hayato
    That's a spam message!
[23:54] Ami
    I'll send it from your laptop!

E4 - Cherry Blossom Festival!

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[00:00] Ouka
    Thank you for waiting.
[00:02] Ouka
    Here's your coffee jelly and cappuccino.
[00:05] Riho
    Got another order!
[00:06] Hayato
    Shoot.
[00:08] Riho
    Two house blends.
[00:10] Riho
    Take your time and enjoy.
[00:14] Shiragiku
    We're not getting many customers today...
[00:25] Hayato
    Hey!
[00:26] Hayato
    No training!
[00:28] Ami
    But...
[00:33] Akane
    Customers aren't coming, huh?
[00:36] Hayato
    W-Well, it's been a whole
    week since we reopened.
[00:40] Hayato
    This is about what I expected.
[00:42] Akane
    That's cool, but...
[00:45] Akane
    Why have you had that tense look
    on your face all day, then?
[00:50] Hayato
    I can't believe my stocks tanked
[00:53] Hayato
    and left us so short on operating funds.
[00:56] Hayato
    I've gotta do something.
[00:58] Akane
    I see.
[01:00] Akane
    Well, you can start by paying us, okay?
SIGN    The Café Terrace and Its Goddesses
[02:35] Hayato
    We're going to organize a detachment
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[02:37] Hayato
    to launch a surprise attack
    on the cherry blossom festival.
[02:43] Ouka
    I have no idea what you're talking about.
[02:46] Shiragiku
    You mean the Cherry Blossom Festival
    they hold every year?
[02:49] Riho
    Is this some weird scheme again?
[02:52] Ami
    Sounds pretty awesome! Who are we fighting?
[02:55] Hayato
    I think we should open a stall on the
    Saturday and Sunday of the festival.
[03:00] Ouka
    Then just say that
    from the start, you nerd.
[03:03] Riho
    Does "detachment"
    mean we're gonna split up?
[03:06] Hayato
    Yeah. Closing the actual café for it
    would be putting the cart before the horse.
[03:11] Ami
    There'll be a bunch of stalls with
    tasty food at the festival, right?!
[03:14] Ouka
    That sounds kinda fun!
[03:16] Ouka
    I gotta make a spring version
    of our uniform, then!
[03:19] Shiragiku
    We should come up with a spring menu, too.
[03:22] Hayato
    Yes! An updated menu!
[03:26] Hayato
    We can't rely on coffee alone
    for a surprise attack.
[03:30] Hayato
    You will immediately commence
    development of a new weapon.
[03:34] Ouka
    Could you stop talking like that?
    It's pissing me off.
[03:40] Shiragiku
    Let's see...
    Yeah, all of this should be enough.
[03:44] Hayato
    So what are you planning to make?
[03:47] Shiragiku
    Cookies.
[03:48] Shiragiku
    With cherry blossom liqueur in them.
[03:52] Shiragiku
    It'll be something people
    can eat while they walk.
[03:55] Hayato
    Doesn't liqueur... have alcohol in it?
[03:59] Shiragiku
    It'll be fine.
[04:01] Shiragiku
    The alcohol evaporates when it's cooked,
[04:03] Shiragiku
    so it's safe even for kids.
[04:04] Hayato
    That's not what I mean...
[04:08] Shiragiku
    I'll try making a test batch.
[04:11] Hayato
    R-Right...
[04:13] Riho
    Got anything I can help out with?
[04:21] Shiragiku
    They smell so nice!
[04:23] Hayato
    The smell's fine, but the color...
[04:27] Riho
    Hey!
[04:29] Riho
    Is there anything I can help with?!
[04:32] Hayato
    No, there isn't. Quit yelling.
[04:34] Riho
    What the heck? And I came home early, too!
[04:38] Riho
    Are you saying I'm useless?!
[04:41] Hayato
    I never said anything like that.
[04:43] Riho
    Hmph!
[04:44] Hayato
    Okay, uh...
[04:46] Hayato
    Oh, I'm planning to leave you in charge
    of the café during the festival.
[04:51] Hayato
    We'll want at least one person here
    who's capable of managing it.
[04:55] Hayato
    So I'll be counting on you,
    Management Genius!
[05:00] Riho
    W-Well, I guess I have no choice!
[05:03] Riho
    You can leave the café to me!
[05:07] Riho
    The genius!
[05:11] Shiragiku
    I'll try a different liqueur this time.
[05:15] Hayato
    Okay.
[05:16] Shiragiku
    You know, it's pretty wild that
    I'm working here at the café with you.
[05:24] Shiragiku
    I never would've seen this coming back then.
[05:26] Hayato
    Oh, you mean when Grandma
    talked to you about me?
[05:31] Hayato
    I mean, when I went to Tokyo U,
    I had no plans to take over the business.
[05:36] Hayato
    But it helps that you're such a great cook.
[05:39] Hayato
    Did you study it somewhere?
[05:41] Shiragiku
    Not exactly...
[05:43] Shiragiku
    But... yeah, I guess...
[05:46] Shiragiku
    There was something that
    inspired me to try cooking.
[05:49] Shiragiku
    It was a restaurant I went to
    with my dad when I was little.
[05:54] Shiragiku
    Something there just smelled so amazing.
[05:57] Hayato
    Oh, like curry udon
    at a soba shop or something?
[06:00] Shiragiku
    No, it smelled even better.
[06:05] Shiragiku
    It was similar to the smell
[06:08] Shiragiku
    of your sweat when you've been working.
[06:12] Hayato
    Uh, you...
[06:15] Shiragiku
    Gotcha!
[06:16] Hayato
    Huh?!
[06:17] Shiragiku
    I was just kidding.
[06:20] Hayato
    I don't know... Maybe I've gotten
    a little too friendly with her.
[06:29] Shiragiku
    I can't hold back anymore!
[06:31] Shiragiku
    This is it! This is the smell!
[06:33] Hayato
    You did mean it?!
[06:35] Shiragiku
    They say the smell of a man's sweat
[06:37] Shiragiku
    has something in it that makes
    women excited, you know.
[06:42] Shiragiku
    So this is all your fault,
[06:45] Shiragiku
    Hayato-kun.
[06:46] Hayato
    Don't strip me!
[06:48] Hayato
    Why is she like this?!
    She hasn't been drinking!
[06:53] Hayato
    Wait... is it just from
    the evaporated alcohol?!
[06:59] Riho
    I knew something seemed off.
[07:02] Riho
    You were pretending to be
    working on new menu items,
[07:05] Riho
    but you just wanted to get Kiku-chan
    drunk and fool around with her!
[07:09] Hayato
    N-No! She just—
[07:11] Shiragiku
    Come on, take it off already.
[07:13] Hayato
    Idi—
[07:14] Riho
    You tricked me!
[07:18] Ouka
    I added more frills to make it look flowery.
[07:23] Ami
    It's so cute!
[07:24] Ouka
    And the hair band
    uses cherry blossom flowers.
[07:27] Ami
    This is awesome! It's like magic!
[07:30] Ami
    You're gonna be an amazing
    designer, Ouka-san!
[07:35] Ouka
    What about you? Is there a career
    you're working toward?
[07:38] Ami
    Me? I wanna be a hero of justice!
[07:42] Ouka
    Huh? Like a police officer?
[07:45] Ami
    Nope! A hero of justice!
[07:47] Ami
    I'll patrol the town, and if I see any
    bad guys, I'll punch their lights out!
[07:53] Ouka
    I see.
[07:55] Ami
    Oh, yeah!
[07:56] Ami
    Can the cherry blossom hair band
    be launched like a missile?
[08:01] Ouka
    A m-missile?
[08:04] Ouka
    Oh, Hayato-kun!
[08:06] Ouka
    Check it out! I made cherry blossom
    hair bands for a more springtime look...
[08:10] Hayato
    Let me see that!
[08:12] Shiragiku
    There you are!
[08:15] Riho
    Stop it, Kiku-chan! Put your clothes on!
[08:20] Shiragiku
    Hayato-kun...
[08:22] Hayato
    Just cover up, would you?!
[08:27] Shiragiku
    Look! My flowers bloomed!
[08:33] Ouka
    Ami-chan...
[08:34] Ami
    Yeah.
[08:36] Shiragiku
    Hayato-kun, you're like a magician!
[08:39] Shiragiku
    They're so pretty!
[08:42] Ouka
    There's a bad guy right next to us.
[08:45] Ami
    Yep. There sure is.
[08:48] Ami
    Punch his lights out!
[08:50] Ouka
    He legit flew.
[08:52] Akane
    And? Did you come up with new menu items?
[08:55] Hayato
    No.
[08:57] Hayato
    We tried out a few, but nothing worked.
[08:59] Akane
    I see.
[09:01] Akane
    By the way, not that it matters, but...
[09:04] Hayato
    What?
[09:05] Akane
    I have this recipe for springtime cookies
    that Grandma and I came up with.
[09:11] Akane
    Want it?
[09:13] Hayato
    Why didn't you bring this up sooner?
[09:16] Akane
    Because you kept going on about
    surprise attacks and new weapons.
[09:20] Akane
    You were having so much fun
    sounding so cringy.
[09:23] Akane
    I didn't have the heart.
[09:24] Hayato
    Please let me see it. I'll use it.
[09:27] Akane
    Oh, really?
[09:30] Hayato
    We've been through a lot...
[09:34] Hayato
    But let's get this festival started!
[09:37] Five
    Ono Shiragiku's Gentle Awakening!
SIGN    Ono Shiragiku's Gentle Awakening
[09:43] Shiragiku
    Mph...
[09:45] Shiragiku
    Huh?!
[09:46] Shiragiku
    What is this?!
[09:48] Shiragiku
    Who played this prank on me?!
[09:53] Ami
    Step right up!
[09:55] Ami
    Try some coffee from Café Terrace Familia!
[09:59] Ami
    We've got cherry blossom cookies
    as a spring special! They're delicious!
[10:03] Hayato
    What got into you? You're so fired up.
[10:06] Ami
    Because we got this "full armor"
    powered-up version of our uniform.
[10:10] Ami
    It's giving me extra strength!
[10:12] Hayato
    "Full armor"?
[10:14] Ami
    Yeah!
[10:15] Fishman
    You Familia kids are just full of energy.
[10:18] Fishman
    Want some of my steamed tuna buns?
[10:20] Wagashi Lady
    And some sakura mochi?
[10:23] Ami
    Thank you!
[10:25] Hayato
    Show a little restraint!
[10:28] Hayato
    Anyway, sorry we set up this stall
    alongside yours on such short notice.
[10:31] Fishman
    Nah, don't you worry about it.
[10:34] Fishman
    We all owe a lot to your grandma, after all.
[10:39] Hayato
    Really?
[10:40] Wagashi Lady
    We're rooting for you.
[10:42] Wagashi Lady
    If you need anything at all,
    just let us know.
[10:45] Hayato
    Thank you.
[10:46] Fishman
    Well, good luck!
[10:48] Ami
    Hayacchi, coffee!
[10:51] Hayato
    Quit goofing off!
[10:54] Hayato
    That aside...
[10:57] Hayato
    Why did she even come here?
[11:03] Ami
    Ouka-san!
[11:04] Ami
    This steamed tuna bun is really good!
[11:07] Ami
    Here! Here, here, here!
[11:08] Hayato
    Hey, stop! Her eyes are
    rolling back into her head!
[11:11] Ami
    Aw, but the steamed
    tuna bun's gonna get cold.
[11:16] Ouka
    Oh, crap! Was I asleep?!
[11:19] Hayato
    Morning. You were sound asleep
    with quite a dumb look on your face.
[11:22] Ouka
    Wh-Why were you watching me sleep?!
[11:25] Ouka
    And Ami-chan, if you're so mad that
    you wanna kill me, just wake me up!
[11:30] Ami
    Huh? If I wanted to kill you,
    I'd just hit you.
[11:33] Ouka
    That's scary.
[11:36] Hayato
    We're not that busy.
    You can go home if you want.
[11:40] Ouka
    I'll go wash my face!
[11:44] Ouka
    Jeez...
[11:46] Ouka
    Even if I'm sleep-deprived,
    how could I pass out like that?
[11:50] Ouka
    I gotta get it together!
[11:55] Ouka
    I-I'm sorry!
[12:04] Riho
    Thank you for waiting.
    Here's your cherry blossom set.
[12:08] Shiragiku
    Yeah, no problems here.
[12:10] Shiragiku
    We've even got more customers
    coming over from the festival.
[12:13] Hayato
    Glad to hear that.
[12:14] Hayato
    I'll leave you to it, then.
[12:17] Ami
    Thank you very much!
[12:18] Hayato
    Any word from Ouka?
[12:21] Ami
    Nope. Did she fall asleep in the restroom?
[12:25] Hayato
    What is she doing?
[12:27] Ouka
    I said I don't want to!
[12:29] Fuwa's Grandson
    Aw, why not? It can wait until
    you're done with your work.
[12:32] Fuwa's Grandson
    We're having a drinking party
    after this is over.
[12:35] Ouka
    I won't be going!
[12:37] Hayato
    What the heck is she doing?
[12:39] Ouka
    Stop it!
[12:40] Ami
    She's getting hit on.
[12:42] Ouka
    Hey!
[12:43] Ouka
    Don't just watch! Help me!
[12:45] Hayato
    Oh... Sorry about that.
[12:49] Hayato
    Sorry, but she works for me.
    Could you pick up girls somewhere else?
[12:55] Fuwa's Grandson
    Huh? And who are you?
[12:57] BuddyB
    You look pretty young.
    How old are you, anyway?
[13:00] Hayato
    I'm eighteen.
[13:02] Hayato
    Listen, you're blocking customers
    from getting to our stall.
[13:06] Hayato
    Could you please move?
[13:07] Fuwa's Grandson
    We're customers, too!
[13:09] BuddyB
    We'll buy your damn coffee or whatever it is!
[13:12] Ouka
    Can I hit them so they go away?
[13:14] Hayato
    Don't.
[13:15] BuddyA
    Hey, that one's a cutie, too!
[13:18] BuddyB
    Sure, go ahead and hit us.
[13:20] Fishman
    Hey! No causing trouble
    in front of our stalls!
[13:23] Fishman
    If you've got a problem,
    how 'bout you take it up with me?
[13:26] Fuwa's Grandson
    Oh, you wanna go?
[13:28] Wagashi Lady
    Keep your voice down!
[13:31] Wagashi Lady
    If you're gonna interfere with
    our business, we'll call the police.
[13:34] Owner1
    Yeah! Get outta here!
[13:36] Owner2
    If you make trouble in front of
    Kasukabe-san's business, you'll regret it!
[13:42] Fuwa's Grandson
    Let's go. Their coffee's probably
    too gross to drink anyway.
[13:46] BuddyB
    Move it!
[13:49] Fuwa's Grandson
    All of these stalls look like shit!
[13:52] Fishman
    Don't you worry. We'll run off
    punks like them anytime.
[13:57] Wagashi Lady
    You just do your best to keep
    your grandma's business going.
[14:02] Hayato
    I will. Thank you.
[14:06] Shiragiku
    That really happened?
[14:07] Riho
    Ami-chan, next time you see
    those guys, just waste 'em!
[14:11] Ami
    Got it!
[14:12] Ouka
    No, don't. It won't help anyone.
[14:14] Hayato
    Anyway, business is going great now.
[14:18] Hayato
    Let's keep this momentum
    going tomorrow, everyone!
[14:22] Five
    Yep!
[14:23] Five
    You got it!
[14:23] Five
    We'll do our best!
[14:26] Hayato
    Well, let's get this day started.
[14:29] Ouka
    I hope we'll draw a good crowd again today.
[14:33] Guy
    For real?
[14:34] Hayato
    What's going on?
    They're in front of our stall.
[14:42] Hayato
    Wh-What is all this?
[14:44] Ami
    I bet it was those guys from yesterday.
[14:46] Ouka
    This is awful...
[14:48] Owner1
    I'm pretty sure that was Fuwa-san's grandson.
[14:50] Owner2
    For cryin' out loud...
[14:52] Owner2
    That boy uses his grandpa's influence
    to do whatever he wants.
[14:57] Hayato
    He's that guy's...
[14:59] Fishman
    H-Hey, don't worry about it!
[15:01] Fishman
    Let's get this cleaned up.
[15:04] Wagashi Lady
    He's right. Let's open up your stall.
[15:07] Hayato
    No, we'll be withdrawing it.
[15:11] Wagashi Lady
    But...
[15:12] Hayato
    If this goes on, it might cause
    trouble for all of you again.
[15:19] Ami
    Ugh, my hands still reek.
[15:22] Hayato
    Some of that garbage was kitchen waste.
[15:29] Ouka
    I'm sorry.
[15:31] Ouka
    I brought those guys to our stall.
[15:33] Ami
    Ouka-san...
[15:35] Ouka
    I even fell asleep on the job.
[15:38] Ouka
    I've done nothing but get
    in the way. I'm useless.
[15:42] Hayato
    It's fine. Falling asleep won't kill anyone.
[15:47] Hayato
    You stayed up all night
    finishing those uniforms.
[15:52] Ouka
    B-But... Because of me...
[15:55] Ouka
    we had to close down the stall.
[15:59] Hayato
    All I said was that we'd withdraw our stall.
[16:04] Hayato
    I never said we were giving up.
[16:09] Hayato
    Ouka, I need your help.
[16:12] Ouka
    My help?
[16:13] Hayato
    Like hell I'm gonna just
    take a loss and live with it.
[16:18] Hayato
    Café Terrace Familia's
    counterattack starts now.
[16:23] Akane
    They came back to the café in a hurry.
[16:26] Akane
    Where'd they go now?
[16:27] Shiragiku
    They said they had something to do
    in the storage shed out back.
[16:32] Riho
    Come on, now.
[16:33] Riho
    Let Master handle our branch operations.
[16:38] Riho
    We need to focus our attention
    on the main café!
[16:44] Ouka
    Yeah! I think it looks really cute now!
[16:47] Hayato
    Yeah. Looks good.
[16:49] Hayato
    That's an aspiring designer for you.
[16:52] Ami
    I didn't know we had something
    like this, though!
[16:55] Hayato
    Grandma used it before she opened this café.
[17:01] Hayato
    It's called Café Terrace Familia: Type 0!
SIGN    Café Terrace Familia Type 0
[17:04] Ami
    Ooh, that's so cool!
[17:06] Ouka
    It's just a food cart.
[17:09] Hayato
    I'm glad we got permission to run
    a mobile business just in case.
[17:13] Hayato
    Ami, load up the cart and get it moving!
[17:16] Ami
    Yes, sir!
[17:17] Hayato
    Ouka, get Riho to post
    about this on our social media.
[17:22] Hayato
    Have her say, "Café Terrace Familia
    Type 0 is ready to counterattack.
[17:26] Hayato
    All those who need assistance,
    reply to this post!"
[17:30] Ouka
    By which you mean,
    "We're selling coffee via food cart,
[17:33] Ouka
    so if you're in the area,
    please come see us."
[17:37] Hayato
    Yes!
[17:38] Hayato
    Ami, I'm giving you one other
    special mission that only you can do.
[17:43] Ami
    Yes, sir!
[17:45] Ouka
    Thank you for waiting.
[17:48] Customer1
    Two coffees and an order of cookies, please.
[17:50] Ouka
    Sure!
[17:51] Customer2
    Two caffè lattes, please.
[17:53] Ouka
    Coming up!
[17:55] Ouka
    Look at all these people.
    Why are there so many?
[17:58] Hayato
    It was all Riho.
SIGN    #CherryBlossomFestival #Cafe #Coffee
    How about a coffee to enjoy while you
    observe the blossoms? We're running a
    food cart in the area, so please stop by!
[17:59] Hayato
    She's been replying to everyone
    she finds on social media
[18:02] Riho
    who's out to see the cherry blossoms.
[18:04] Riho
    There.
[18:05] Shiragiku
    Riho-chan!
[18:07] Riho
    Coming!
[18:08] Ouka
    But with this many customers,
    our supplies won't last.
[18:12] Hayato
    Don't worry about that.
    I've secured a supply line.
[18:16] Ouka
    Supply line?
[18:17] Ami
    I'm back!
[18:22] Ami
    I brought cookies, water,
    and beans from the café!
[18:27] Ouka
    Ami-chan, did you actually
    run there and back?!
[18:30] Ami
    Well, yeah!
[18:33] Hayato
    Sorry for asking you to do this.
[18:36] Ami
    My strength is the one thing
    I've got going for me!
[18:38] Ami
    If you run low on anything,
    I'll go as many times as it takes!
[18:42] Customer3
    There it is!
[18:45] Customer3
    Wow, the waitresses' uniforms
    are just as cute as the stall!
[18:50] Customer4
    They really are!
[18:51] Ouka
    Th-Thank—
[18:53] Hayato
    She designed them.
[18:55] Hayato
    Amazing, aren't they?
[18:57] Ouka
    I-It's not...
[18:59] Hayato
    She's working for us part-time
    in hopes of being a designer one day.
[19:03] Customer3
    Really? Then we'll take two coffees
    as a show of our support.
[19:09] Hayato
    Well, don't just stand there, Ouka.
[19:11] Ouka
    Oh... I'm sorry!
[19:13] Hayato
    And you unload the stuff, Ami.
[19:14] Ami
    Yes, sir!
[19:18] Ouka
    If that many people were going to come,
[19:20] Ouka
    we should've used the cart
    from the beginning.
[19:24] Hayato
    Nope.
[19:25] Hayato
    This strategy has one fatal flaw.
[19:30] Hayato
    I don't have the physical strength for this!
[19:32] Ouka
    Now, that's just pathetic.
    Get it together, Master!
[19:36] Ami
    Oh! Wanna start jogging with me tomorrow?
[19:39] Hayato
    I do not!
[19:41] Hayato
    Anyway, stay alert.
[19:44] Ouka
    Huh?
[19:45] Hayato
    Enemy planes are known
    to fly along this route.
[19:49] Fuwa's Grandson
    Hey, you're the crew from yesterday.
[19:53] BuddyB
    Oh, come on.
[19:55] BuddyB
    Your stall got trashed to hell,
    and you still haven't learned?
[19:59] Fuwa's Grandson
    Who gave you permission to run
    your shop in front of my house?
[20:04] BuddyA
    Bad luck for you, running into us
    in a deserted place like this.
[20:08] BuddyB
    We'll trash that scuzzy cart of yours, too.
[20:12] Hayato
    So it was you guys.
[20:14] Hayato
    Destroying other people's
    property is a crime.
[20:17] Fuwa's Grandson
    Well, you piss me off...
[20:19] Fuwa's Grandson
    so I don't care!
[20:23] Ouka
    H-Hayato-kun!
[20:25] Fuwa's Grandson
    My grandpa has connections with the police.
[20:30] Hayato
    In the event of imminent
    and unlawful infringement,
[20:32] Hayato
    there's no punishment for actions taken
    to protect oneself or others
[20:35] Hayato
    when no other options are available.
[20:38] Fuwa's Grandson
    Huh? What're you talking about?
[20:41] Hayato
    Section 1, Article 36 of the penal code:
[20:44] Hayato
    the definition of legitimate self-defense.
[20:55] Buddy
    Wh-What the hell?!
[20:56] Ami
    My special mission.
[20:59] Ami
    Even if bad guys show up,
    just observe quietly.
[21:01] Ami
    But as soon as I see
    Hayacchi getting attacked...
[21:05] Ami
    Immediate initiation of
    legitimate self-defense!
[21:13] Ami
    Pulverize the assailant with one strike!
[21:17] Ouka
    Th-That was amazing, Ami-chan!
[21:22] Ami
    Huh?
[21:24] Hayato
    Crap! All that running back and forth
    sapped her strength!
[21:34] Fuwa's Grandson
    Die, you stupid bitch!
[21:39] Ami
    Missiles, launch!
[21:47] Ami
    Shoryuken!
[21:56] Hayato
    What the heck was that?
    The thing on your head...
[22:00] Ami
    Oh, they're missiles! She made them for me!
[22:04] Ouka
    I never thought you'd
    actually use them...
[22:07] BuddyA
    Wh-What is with this chick?
[22:10] BuddyB
    She's strong as hell!
[22:13] Hayato
    Be glad it was Ami you were up against.
[22:17] Hayato
    The strongest one at our café
[22:19] Hayato
    is the legendary female gang leader...
[22:21] Hayato
    Mad Dog Ouka-san!
[22:24] Ouka
    What?!
SIGN    Mad Dog
[22:25] Hayato
    If she'd been the first one to get pissed,
[22:28] Hayato
    she would've snapped all your necks
    and dumped you in the lake.
[22:32] Ouka
    Who are you calling a mad dog?!
[22:37] BuddyA
    We're sorry!
[22:40] Hayato
    Well, that should do it.
[22:42] Hayato
    I doubt they'll ever mess with us again.
[22:45] Ouka
    What makes you think that?
[22:47] Hayato
    The best way to ensure someone
    never picks a fight with you again
[22:50] Hayato
    is to show them you have
    the overwhelming edge in strength.
SIGN    newrecording1.wav
[22:54] Hayato
    And I did record our conversation,
    just in case.
[22:56] Fuwa's Grandson
    Hey, you're the crew from yesterday.
[22:59] BuddyB
    Oh, come—
[23:00] Ouka
    I-If you were doing that,
    why'd you let him hit you?!
[23:04] Ouka
    What if you'd been seriously hurt?
[23:05] Ami
    Tatsumaki Senpukyaku!
[23:07] Hayato
    If I'd just stood there quietly,
    they would've wrecked the cart.
[23:11] Ouka
    Huh?
[23:13] Hayato
    And you went to all that trouble
    to make it look nice.
[23:16] Hayato
    I wasn't gonna let them lay a finger on it.
[23:26] Ouka
    Then you should've fought them yourself
    instead of making Ami-chan do it!
[23:31] Hayato
    Oh, yeah. That's our big,
    scary Mad Dog Ouka-san.
[23:34] Ouka
    Again, who are you calling a mad dog?!
[23:36] Ami
    Come on, let's go home already! I'm hungry!
SIGN    Episode 5: "Day Off"
SIGN    Episode 5: "Day Off"
[23:42] Ouka
    Honkity-honk! Honkity-honk!
[23:44] Ami
    That's the legendary female
    gang leader, Mad Dog Ouka-san!
[23:47] Ouka
    All of you, stick with me.
[23:49] Four
    Yes'm!
[23:50] Hayato
    That's how Familia,
    the legendary ladies who would later
[23:53] Hayato
    conquer the entire nation, were born.
[23:54] Five
    Honkity-honk! Honkity-honk!

E5 - Day Off

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[00:00] Customer1
    Excuse me.
[00:02] Shiragiku
    Yes!
[00:03] Shiragiku
    I'll be there in just a moment.
[00:07] Hayato
    Oh...
[00:12] Shiragiku
    Welcome!
[00:14] Shiragiku
    Feel free to sit right over here.
[00:17] Shiragiku
    Hayato-kun, one house blend and one mocha.
[00:20] Hayato
    Got it.
[00:21] Hayato
    Sorry it's so busy.
[00:23] Hayato
    I should've put three of you on this shift.
[00:26] Hayato
    But I guess this is the result of our
    Cherry Blossom Festival promotion.
[00:33] Hayato
    What?
[00:34] Shiragiku
    I was just thinking that you seem
    more like a café owner now.
[00:39] Hayato
    Jeez, where'd that come from?
[00:42] Shiragiku
    You don't need to worry.
    I can handle it alone.
[00:46] Hayato
    O-Okay, then...
[00:50] Riho
    Looks like you could use a hand!
[00:52] Shiragiku
    Huh? Riho-chan,
    didn't you have classes today?
[00:55] Riho
    I figured this would happen,
    so I came home early.
[01:01] Riho
    All right! Now that I'm here, all is well!
[01:05] Shiragiku
    Th-Thanks...
[01:07] Hayato
    Didn't you say that
    when you worked yesterday?
[01:11] Riho
    Oh, I do expect to be paid, of course!
[01:14] Hayato
    No, that's not what I...
[01:16] Old Lady
    Excuse me, dear. May I order?
[01:19] Riho
    Sure!
[01:20] Riho
    Sorry for the wait!
[01:22] Riho
    Hey, Granny! You came to see us again?
[01:25] Riho
    Thank you!
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[02:58] All
    Let's eat!
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[03:01] Hayato
    Man, I'm wiped.
[03:04] Hayato
    I can't even bring myself to eat.
[03:05] Ouka
    Talk about lousy table manners.
[03:08] Shiragiku
    Well, we were busier than usual today.
[03:10] Riho
    Kids who've never worked are such slugs.
[03:14] Ami
    Hayacchi, if you're
    not gonna eat that, I will!
[03:18] Riho
    No! Eat your dinner!
[03:20] Hayato
    Ugh...
[03:22] Akane
    You know, though...
[03:23] Akane
    Maybe it's better not to try so hard.
[03:25] Riho
    Is it? If he's gonna complain
    that this is too much,
[03:29] Riho
    he'll never make it through tomorrow.
[03:32] Akane
    No.
[03:33] Akane
    I meant you.
[03:34] Riho
    Huh? Me?
[03:37] Riho
    I'm totally fine!
[03:41] Akane
    Well, okay, then.
[03:43] Ami
    Hayacchi, gimme your Hamburg steak!
[03:53] Hayato
    Bathroom...
[03:57] Hayato
    Huh?
[04:00] Riho
    Yeah?
[04:03] Hayato
    What're you doing at this hour?
[04:06] Riho
    Aw, what's this?
[04:08] Riho
    Did you want to see me
    all defenseless in my pajamas?
[04:13] Hayato
    Yep, that's right.
[04:15] Riho
    Gross!
[04:17] Riho
    I was picking photos to post
    on the café's social media.
[04:20] Riho
    We need to keep promoting
    and get a lot more people to come.
[04:25] Riho
    Oh, yeah. I was thinking of
    making flyers to post around.
[04:29] Riho
    It looks like they can print
    a thousand for 2,600 yen,
[04:33] Riho
    but would we need that many?
[04:35] Hayato
    I mean, you might as well go ahead.
[04:38] Hayato
    We can hand them out anytime.
[04:39] Riho
    Yeah, good point.
[04:41] Riho
    Okay, I'll get a thousand.
[04:43] Riho
    Also, we should probably
    make a stamp card, right?
[04:48] Riho
    And when someone fills it up,
    they can get a free dessert,
[04:51] Riho
    or a coupon for a free coffee or whatever...
[04:55] Hayato
    Hey...
[04:57] Hayato
    Why are you working so hard?
[05:00] Hayato
    You're a part-timer.
[05:12] Riho
    This café... saved me.
[05:16] Hayato
    Huh?
[05:17] Riho
    It's all thanks to Grandma
[05:19] Riho
    that I can be who I am now.
[05:23] Hayato
    Who you are now?
[05:25] Riho
    Yes.
[05:26] Riho
    So I want to protect the café,
    whatever it takes.
[05:30] Riho
    I want to do whatever I can
[05:33] Riho
    to bring in even more customers
    than it had when she ran it.
[05:41] Hayato
    Y'know, I can't have you doing
    less work than I pay you for,
[05:44] Hayato
    but doing more than I pay you for
    isn't any better.
[05:47] Riho
    Huh?
[05:49] Hayato
    I mean, like...
[05:51] Hayato
    Just do what's normal.
[05:57] (Flashback) Riho's Mom
    Just stop this. You look pathetic.
[06:00] (Flashback) Riho's Mom
    You're an embarrassment.
[06:04] Riho
    Are you saying... I'm causing trouble?
[06:06] Hayato
    Huh?
[06:10] Riho
    But I have to work hard,
[06:14] Riho
    or no one's going to help.
[06:24] Riho
    You think working hard
    makes me look pathetic?
[06:27] Hayato
    Huh?
[06:28] Riho
    You think I'm an embarrassment?!
[06:30] Riho
    Who's ever going to help, then?!
[06:33] Hayato
    Whoa...
[06:34] Hayato
    What the hell? You having
    an emotional breakdown or what?
[06:37] Riho
    But...
[06:38] Hayato
    Like I told you before, I hate unfairness.
[06:42] Riho
    So, what?! Are you saying
    I'm the only one making money?!
[06:47] Hayato
    I'm just worried about you.
[06:50] Hayato
    You won't last a year at this pace.
[06:53] Riho
    Huh?
[06:54] Hayato
    I'm the owner of that café.
[06:56] Hayato
    I might not be that reliable now,
    but I'm going to bring it back.
[07:01] Hayato
    So you can just live your life
    doing what you want to do.
[07:06] Hayato
    Not that I'd know, but isn't that
    why you're going to college?
[07:11] Sachiko
    You can just live for yourself.
[07:15] (Flashback) Sachiko
    If there's something
    you want to do, just do it.
[07:22] (Flashback) Sachiko
    I'll look after you.
[07:25] (Flashback) Sachiko
    You can just stay here
    and never worry about a thing.
[07:31] Hayato
    H-Hey...
[07:35] Hayato
    Wh-What're you crying for?
[07:38] Hayato
    Are you seriously having
    an emotional breakdown?
[07:40] Riho
    I'm not... It's just dry eyes!
[07:43] Riho
    And hay fever!
[07:45] Hayato
    Not that it matters...
[07:51] Hayato
    But I'll look after you,
    so you don't have to worry.
[08:03] Riho
    Ugh! Don't treat me like a child!
[08:06] Riho
    I'm two years older than you!
[08:09] Hayato
    Well, I'm a Tokyo U student.
[08:11] Riho
    Like that matters! You're taking off, anyway!
[08:14] Hayato
    Well, later. Get to bed.
[08:26] Riho
    Hayato-kun...
[08:31] Riho
    He might be more reliable than I thought.
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[08:36] Hayato
    Oh, right. The bathroom.
[08:38] Riho
    Is it okay for me... to rely on him, then?
[08:47] Hayato
    Thanks to all of you, we've been
    getting more customers lately.
[08:52] Hayato
    To keep this momentum going...
[08:54] Hayato
    I want to launch an offensive
    with a new strategy
[08:57] Hayato
    and further increase our spoils of war.
[08:59] Ouka
    There's that nerd talk again.
[09:00] Riho
    We should do periodic events.
[09:03] Ouka
    Oh, then I could change our
    uniform design every month.
[09:06] Akane
    Thanks for the meal.
[09:08] Riho
    Hey, Akane-chan, do you have any good ideas?
[09:11] Akane
    I'll leave the café business to the owner.
[09:14] Akane
    I have other stuff to do.
[09:16] Ouka
    Oh, yeah... I guess today is our day off.
[09:20] Akane
    Exactly.
[09:22] Riho
    Good luck!
[09:24] Hayato
    Does she do something on days off?
[09:27] Riho
    Yeah, concerts!
[09:29] Ouka
    She does guitar and vocals for her band.
[09:32] Hayato
    Huh...
[09:33] Ouka
    We've said we wanted to go see her shows,
[09:36] Ouka
    but she says the band's nothing special,
    so we don't have to.
[09:39] Shiragiku
    She won't tell us where they're playing,
    or even what the band's called.
[09:43] Ouka
    That's right.
[09:45] Riho
    Maybe Akane-chan's actually...
[09:48] Riho
    engaged in some fishy business on the side...
[09:52] Ami
    Ooh, like selling squid? Squid's delicious!
[09:55] Ouka
    It sure is.
[09:57] Hayato
    That's stupid. Her band
    probably just isn't that great.
[10:00] Riho
    Oh? Were you just imagining something pervy?
[10:03] Hayato
    No.
[10:04] Shiragiku
    By the way, Hayato-kun...
[10:07] Shiragiku
    About the café's toaster oven...
[10:09] Shiragiku
    It hasn't been working right,
    so we might need to replace it.
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[10:15] Hayato
    Well, we're only toasting bread in it,
[10:17] Hayato
    so the cheapest one should be fine, right?
[10:21] Hayato
    Since I came into the city for this,
[10:23] Hayato
    maybe I'll catch a movie or...
[10:25] Girl1
    Yeah, but Akane-san is so awesome, isn't she?
[10:28] Girl2
    Yeah, she's a great singer,
    and her guitar playing's amazing, too!
[10:32] Girl2
    She's gonna be famous one day!
[10:34] Girl1
    I can't wait for today's concert!
[10:37] Hayato
    Anyway, which movie should I see?
[12:19] Crowd
    That was so hype!
[12:21] Crowd
    I know! That rocked!
[12:25] Akane
    Okay, I'm going home.
[12:27] Bandmate1
    Aw, why don't you come eat with us for once?
[12:30] Bandmate2
    For real. We just put on an awesome show.
[12:34] Akane
    Sorry. I promised to always
    eat dinner with my family.
[12:38] Bandmate1
    Huh? But it's already nine.
[12:41] Bandmate2
    She's eating with her family this late?
[12:48] Hayato
    Yo.
[12:50] Hayato
    Come with me to buy stuff for dinner.
[12:54] Akane
    Wha...
[12:55] Akane
    What are you doing here?
[12:58] Hayato
    I came to buy a toaster oven, and I was
    gonna watch a movie while I was in town,
[13:02] Hayato
    but none of them looked that good.
[13:04] Hayato
    So I thought, for a change,
[13:06] Hayato
    I'd catch a performance by
    an indie band I'd never seen before.
[13:10] Hayato
    Never thought it'd turn out to be your band.
[13:13] Hayato
    Let's go. We need to get back soon,
[13:16] Hayato
    or Ami might starve to death.
[13:20] Akane
    Wa...
[13:21] Akane
    Wait, Hayato!
[13:23] Akane
    You... s-saw the show?
[13:26] Hayato
    Huh? Of course I did.
[13:28] Hayato
    I wouldn't pay to get in and then just leave.
[13:31] Hayato
    You really suck at talk breaks,
    you know that?
[13:36] Akane
    I just... wasn't at my
    best today, that's all.
[13:40] Hayato
    Oh, I was kinda surprised, though.
[13:43] Akane
    About what?
[13:44] Hayato
    You go through your life with some
    pretty passionate thoughts, huh?
[13:48] Hayato
    I couldn't believe it
    when I heard those lyrics.
[13:50] Akane
    God, I want to die...
[13:52] Hayato
    Why? I'm not making fun of you or anything.
[13:57] Akane
    Shut up. Don't talk to me.
[13:59] Hayato
    You don't get it.
[14:01] Hayato
    No need to worry. I won't tell the others.
[14:05] Akane
    You wouldn't...
[14:06] Hayato
    I just told you I won't.
[14:11] Akane
    Wait! Why do you look so happy, anyway?
[14:14] Hayato
    Well, I don't get many opportunities
    to push your buttons like this.
[14:18] Akane
    I hate you!
[14:20] Riho
    Ami-chan's near death again.
[14:22] Ouka
    That's the battery saver mode she goes into
    when her charge drops below 20%, apparently.
[14:23] Ami
    Beep... Beep... Beep...
[14:29] Hayato
    Why don't you want them to know, anyway?
[14:33] Hayato
    The other girls were saying
    they wanted to see your show.
[14:36] Akane
    No way.
[14:38] Akane
    It'd feel like Parents' Day at school.
    Too embarrassing.
[14:41] Hayato
    Hmm, would it really?
[14:44] Akane
    Yes, it would.
[14:45] Hayato
    It's a good thing to have a dream, though.
[14:49] Hayato
    I'll do my best to keep the café afloat
    until you can make a living as a musician.
[14:57] Akane
    It's nothing that special.
[15:00] Hayato
    Oh?
[15:01] Akane
    I'm only in the band to play around.
[15:04] Akane
    Just to kill time.
[15:06] Hayato
    Really?
[15:07] Akane
    Yes. Anything would work.
[15:10] Akane
    Nothing I do has any meaning, anyway.
[15:13] Akane
    I know that better than anyone.
[15:20] Hayato
    You're lying.
[15:22] Akane
    Huh?
[15:23] Hayato
    Someone who didn't take music seriously
[15:25] Hayato
    couldn't move people's
    hearts with their songs.
[15:29] Akane
    What? How would you know that?
[15:32] Hayato
    Because...
[15:34] Hayato
    It moved my heart, at the very least.
[15:37] Hayato
    I ended up buying your CD, of all things.
[15:42] Akane
    You didn't have to do that for me.
[15:45] Hayato
    Don't be dumb.
[15:47] Hayato
    There's no telling
    what'll happen with the café.
[15:49] Hayato
    Why would I waste money on
    something that had no meaning?
[15:56] Akane
    I see. Glad to hear it, then.
[16:01] Hayato
    But seriously, you need to
    get better at talk breaks.
[16:05] Akane
    That's—
[16:06] Hayato
    And your band name has no impact.
[16:09] Hayato
    Wouldn't something like
    "Mussy Mustache Girls" be better?
[16:12] Akane
    No, it wouldn't!
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[16:24] Akane
    That CD you bought...
[16:26] Akane
    Which song did you like the most?
[16:28] Hayato
    Save it for later! I'm busy right now!
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[16:34] Ami
    What?!
[16:36] Ami
    You put the kotatsu away?!
[16:38] Ouka
    Well, it is almost May.
[16:41] Ami
    But it's still cold sometimes!
[16:43] Akane
    Ami, it's warm on the veranda.
[16:46] Ami
    Really?!
[16:47] Akane
    Don't you have school?
[16:48] Ami
    Today's the school's anniversary!
[16:51] Riho
    Kiku-chan and I don't have
    classes today, either.
[16:55] Ouka
    Oh, you're all off for the day, too?
[16:58] Ouka
    So am I.
[16:59] Ouka
    By the way, where's Hayato-kun?
[17:01] Shiragiku
    Since the café's closed today, he went
    to buy coffee filters and other stuff.
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[17:07] Ami
    It's so nice out!
[17:10] Akane
    Sure is.
[17:12] Riho
    It's so peaceful.
[17:15] Shiragiku
    Oh, that's right!
[17:18] Shiragiku
    It's the pumpkin cheesecake
    that didn't sell yesterday.
[17:21] Ouka
    Looks great!
[17:23] Riho
    Well, Kiku-chan's the only one who
    can make the cakes Grandma made.
[17:29] Ami
    Wait... Cheesecake...
[17:31] Ami
    Hey, Shiragiku-san...
[17:33] Ami
    Do you like blue cheese, too?
[17:36] Shiragiku
    Huh? I mean, I don't mind it...
[17:40] Ami
    Why? 'Cause it stinks?
[17:42] Ouka
    Cut it out.
[17:44] Riho
    Still, it's been a month and a half
    since we reopened.
[17:47] Riho
    I'm glad it seems like
    we'll be able to get by.
[17:49] Shiragiku
    I was so worried when Hayato-kun
    first told us to move out.
[17:56] Ouka
    Well, I guess he's doing his best
    as owner, in his own way.
[18:01] Akane
    His coffee still needs some work, though.
[18:04] Ami
    Hey, Shiragiku-san...
[18:06] Ami
    Do you like kusaya and durian?
[18:08] Shiragiku
    Huh? Why do you ask?
[18:10] Ami
    'Cause they sti—
[18:11] Ouka
    Ami-chan!
[18:12] Riho
    But you know, Hayato-kun
    really is weird, isn't he?
[18:16] Ouka
    How so?
[18:18] Riho
    I mean, he lives with all these
    cute girls, and he's not even fazed!
[18:23] Shiragiku
    I think he's just more concerned
    about the café.
[18:27] Ouka
    But he saw me naked!
[18:31] Riho
    You sure that wasn't your fault
    for walking in when the light was on?
[18:36] Riho
    But the "bath in use" sign wasn't up!
[18:40] Ami
    Your Honor!
[18:41] Ami
    He saw me naked, too!
[18:44] Riho
    Because you ignored the "bath in use" sign
    and walked in anyway.
[18:49] Shiragiku
    I don't know about any of that...
[18:53] Shiragiku
    But Hayato-kun is a guy, after all.
[18:56] Shiragiku
    If a girl came on to him,
[18:59] Shiragiku
    he might actually get into it.
[19:07] Ouka
    I think we'll be fine.
[19:09] Akane
    Agreed.
[19:10] Riho
    It'll never happen.
[19:12] Shiragiku
    R-Really?
[19:13] Ami
    Shiragiku-san, you like the smell
    of your dad's socks, right?
[19:17] Shiragiku
    What?!
[19:18] Shiragiku
    No, of course I don't!
[19:20] Ami
    But they sti—
[19:22] Ouka
    Stop it!
[19:23] Akane
    Hey, can I bring up
    something totally unrelated?
[19:27] Ouka
    Huh?
[19:28] Akane
    My friend's band is thinking of changing
    their band name. What do you think?
[19:33] Ouka
    Changing the name?
[19:34] Riho
    To what?
[19:37] Akane
    Mussy Mustache Girls.
[19:43] Ouka
    Uh... I don't know.
[19:45] Riho
    I do think it'd be easy to remember...
[19:48] Ami
    You mean... something like this?
[19:52] Akane
    I'll tell her the current name is fine.
[19:56] Riho
    Anyway, you know...
[19:58] Riho
    He said he'd quit if we
    didn't get results within a year,
[20:02] Riho
    but what do you think he'll do
    if the café just... keeps going?
[20:07] Ouka
    I don't know. It's not like we can
    stay here forever, anyway.
[20:12] Shiragiku
    I guess he'd hire new part-time workers,
[20:15] Shiragiku
    or get married and have his wife...
[20:19] Riho
    M-Married?! Who's Hayato-kun gonna marry?!
[20:22] Shiragiku
    Well...
[20:24] Ouka
    I-I definitely wouldn't want
    to marry a guy like him!
[20:28] Riho
    Yeah, same here.
[20:30] Riho
    He has no respect for
    his elders, for one thing.
[20:35] Shiragiku
    I've... never even thought about that, but...
[20:39] Ami
    Well, I like Hayacchi!
    He plays with me sometimes!
[20:44] Ami
    And he shares his food with me!
[20:47] Riho
    You think like a dog.
[20:49] Ouka
    Does he think of her as a pet?
[20:51] Ouka
    Anyway, I can't see it.
[20:53] Riho
    Yeah, not a chance.
[20:55] Riho
    I don't think he could ever get married.
[20:59] Akane
    I might be willing to do it.
[21:12] Akane
    Just kidding.
[21:15] Ouka
    Wait, about what?!
    Which part were you kidding about?!
[21:18] Riho
    Were you always the type
    to make jokes like that?!
[21:20] Akane
    Surprised you?
[21:21] Ouka
    Seriously, which part?!
[21:23] Ami
    Well, as for me...
[21:26] Ami
    I'm gonna protect this town
    with Hayacchi someday!
[21:32] Ami
    The next time any bad guys attack, I'll...
[21:35] Hayato
    Hey, you guys.
[21:37] Hayato
    I bought cake...
[21:41] Ami
    Dosukoi!
[21:54] Ami
    Come on. Don't make that scary face.
[21:57] Ami
    Wanna stick something in between?
[22:02] Hayato
    What the hell are you thinking?!
[22:06] Hayato
    Take this!
[22:07] Ami
    Dosukoi!
[22:09] Riho
    Another peaceful day...
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[23:42] Shiragiku
    Huh? What's this CD?
[23:44] Hayato
    Oh, it's from Akane's—
[23:47] Shiragiku
    There's a guitar pick lodged
    in Hayato-kun's forehead!
[23:50] Akane
    That's a cursed CD.
[23:52] Shiragiku
    Huh?!
[23:53] Akane
    If you listen to it, you'll die.
    Like Hayato just did.

E6 - Two Months!

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[00:00] Riho
    I'm back!
[00:02] Riho
    And... Huh?
[00:04] Riho
    No one's here.
[00:08] Riho
    Where did they all—
[00:09] Hayato
    It's my first time.
    I don't know much about this.
[00:13] Shiragiku
    Don't worry.
[00:15] Riho
    Hayato-kun... Kiku-chan?
[00:17] Shiragiku
    I'll teach you what to do.
[00:19] Hayato
    Okay. Thanks.
[00:21] Shiragiku
    First, you put this in between these...
[00:25] Shiragiku
    Huh?
[00:27] Shiragiku
    Yours is a little too big, Hayato-kun...
[00:30] Hayato
    Is it? Isn't this normal?
[00:33] Shiragiku
    It's definitely on the big side.
[00:35] Shiragiku
    It's not going to go in very well like that.
[00:39] Riho
    Excuse me! Just what are you
    putting in where?!
[00:43] Riho
    ...is what I was thinking, but...
[00:46] Riho
    I get it! You were talking about
    a toasted sandwich!
[00:48] Riho
    You were saying Hayato-kun cut the tomato
    too big to fit inside it, right?!
[00:53] Riho
    O-Of course I knew that!
[00:55] Shiragiku
    Welcome back.
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[02:28] Riho
    Okay, Hayato-kun. Kiku-chan and I
    will be teaching you how to cook.
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[02:33] Riho
    You'd better be grateful.
[02:35] Hayato
    Actually, just Shiragiku is fine.
[02:38] Hayato
    We're only making toasted
    sandwiches to start with.
[02:41] Riho
    Big talk coming from you!
[02:42] Riho
    Just look at this failure!
    What a waste of food!
[02:45] Hayato
    Oh, shut up!
    I'm going to eat it myself, okay?
[02:48] Shiragiku
    He started making it on his own...
[02:52] Hayato
    Well, a toasted sandwich
    seems like it should be easy.
[02:56] Shiragiku
    I do think it's great that
    you're so motivated, though.
[03:00] Hayato
    R-Really?
[03:03] Hayato
    I mean, I am the owner, after all.
[03:04] Riho
    Why does he look so happy
    over a little compliment like that?
[03:08] Riho
    She's right.
[03:09] Riho
    I do agree that that's the right attitude
    for a café owner to have.
[03:13] Hayato
    Huh?
[03:15] Hayato
    Really?
[03:18] Hayato
    Thanks.
[03:26] Riho
    Hey! Don't just touch me
    like we're best friends!
[03:28] Hayato
    That hurt! What'd you do that for?!
[03:31] Riho
    What's your problem?!
[03:34] Hayato
    What's wrong?
[03:35] Shiragiku
    Huh? Oh, uh...
[03:39] Shiragiku
    Um... Okay, let's get started!
[03:41] Hayato
    Sure.
[03:45] Ami
    Hadoken!
[03:51] Ami
    Did it come out?!
[03:52] Ouka
    Did what come out?
[03:53] Ami
    The Hadoken!
[03:55] Ouka
    What's a Hadoken?
[03:57] Ami
    Huh?
[03:58] Ami
    Uh, I'm not actually sure.
[04:02] Ouka
    Hey, can I go now?
[04:05] Shiragiku
    Now lay the ham on top of the grated carrot.
[04:08] Hayato
    Okay.
[04:08] Shiragiku
    Oh, put the tomato more toward the center.
[04:12] Hayato
    Like this?
[04:13] Shiragiku
    Yeah, that's it! Just like that!
[04:16] Hayato
    Huh. This isn't as easy as I thought.
[04:24] Riho
    Look, Okiku-chan!
[04:26] Shiragiku
    Okiku-chan?
[04:27] Riho
    Isn't a toasted ham sandwich kinda dated?
[04:31] Riho
    I think a sandwich with uncured ham
    and pastrami is better.
[04:35] Shiragiku
    But this is how Grandma
    taught me to make them.
[04:40] Riho
    We need to update the menu
    to keep up with the times.
[04:43] Riho
    If Grandma were still here,
    that's what she'd do.
[04:46] Shiragiku
    But the old regulars say they prefer this.
[04:50] Riho
    You need to think about the younger—
[04:52] Hayato
    I don't care what it is.
    Just teach me how to make it.
[04:56] Riho
    Well, which one do you prefer?!
[04:58] Riho
    You're the owner!
[05:00] Hayato
    I mean, I guess Grandma's menu
    is a little old-fashioned.
[05:05] Shiragiku
    How cruel! How...
[05:07] Shiragiku
    How can you say that in front
    of Grandma's portrait?!
[05:10] Hayato
    Easily.
[05:11] Hayato
    I've been saying it
    since she was alive, in fact.
[05:14] Shiragiku
    Have you ever even eaten
    Grandma's toasted sandwiches?
[05:19] Hayato
    Actually, maybe not...
[05:20] Shiragiku
    I'll make you one!
[05:22] Shiragiku
    I'll make you the Familia toasted sandwich,
    copied directly from Grandma's!
[05:28] Riho
    In that case, I'll make you a trendy
    sandwich aimed at younger customers.
[05:38] Hayato
    What is even happening here?
    Just teach me how to make one.
[05:42] Akane
    Mussy Mustache Girls.
[05:43] Bandmate1
    What? Don't you think that's kinda dorky?
[05:45] Bandmate2
    We don't even have mustaches.
[05:48] Akane
    Then how about Mustache Girls Are Mussy?
[05:50] Bandmates
    Same issue...
[05:53] Akane
    Mustache Dance?
[05:55] Bandmate1
    Can we get away from mustaches for a minute?
[05:57] Bandmate2
    I don't think there's anything wrong
    with our current name.
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[06:03] Bandmate1
    Aren't you gonna answer that?
[06:04] Akane
    Oh... Nah.
[06:09] Shiragiku
    This is the toasted sandwich
    Grandma taught me to make.
[06:15] Riho
    Done! Here's my uncured ham
    and pastrami sandwich!
[06:21] Shiragiku
    Hayato-kun!
[06:22] Riho
    Hey!
[06:24] Riho
    How long is it gonna take you
    to eat your own failed attempts?!
[06:28] Hayato
    Well, there's still a bunch left.
[06:30] Shiragiku
    Try the ones we made,
[06:33] Shiragiku
    and pick the one you like better!
[06:35] Riho
    Is it mine or Kiku-chan's?
[06:46] Hayato
    I can't. I'm so full,
    I can't eat another bite.
[06:50] Riho
    You should've saved enough room to try ours!
[06:55] Hayato
    Sorry...
[06:57] Shiragiku
    Just a tiny bit?
[06:59] Hayato
    No, I seriously can't.
[07:01] Riho
    H-Hey!
[07:03] Hayato
    But I pretty much know how to make them now.
[07:06] Hayato
    Have the other three decide
    which one tastes better.
[07:10] Hayato
    I'm gonna go lie down in my room.
[07:15] Riho
    I wanted Hayato-kun to tell me...
[07:20] Shiragiku
    ...that he liked mine better.
[07:26] Hayato
    I refuse to get forced into a choice
    that's gonna offend someone either way.
[07:33] Shiragiku
    Oh, wow!
[07:36] Shiragiku
    Your sandwich tastes great, Riho-chan!
[07:40] Riho
    Yours is really good, too!
[07:43] Hayato
    Well, hey. Looks like you two get along fine.
[07:46] Riho
    What? Of course we do.
[07:48] Shiragiku
    We weren't fighting or anything. Right?
[07:51] Ami
    Why am I the only one eating
    the sandwich Hayacchi made?
[07:54] Hayato
    Oh, shut up. Like it makes
    any difference what you eat.
[07:58] Ami
    Wow, harsh! I do have my...
[08:04] Ami
    Yum!
[08:06] Ami
    Hey, Hayacchi! Let's make this
    a new menu item, too!
[08:10] Hayato
    Like hell!
[08:21] Hayato
    Ami's acting weird?
[08:23] Ouka
    Yes, really weird.
[08:25] Hayato
    And what's weird about her, specifically?
[08:29] Ouka
    She's just... normal.
[08:32] Hayato
    Huh?
[08:34] (Flashback) Ami
    Morning.
[08:35] Ouka
    Like this morning,
    she walked down the stairs...
[08:38] (Flashback) Ami
    Thanks for breakfast.
[08:40] Ouka
    She didn't eat seconds!
[08:42] Ouka
    And she didn't get a single order wrong
    during her shift yesterday!
[08:46] Hayato
    Uh, that is normal.
[08:48] Ouka
    That's just it!
[08:49] Ouka
    Doesn't it seem weird for Ami-chan
    to act like a normal person?!
[08:53] Ouka
    She must have hit her head
    really hard somewhere!
[08:59] Ouka
    We have to get her to the hospital
    before it's too late!
[09:02] Hayato
    You're being kinda mean.
[09:05] Ouka
    How am I being mean?!
[09:06] Ouka
    You're the one who should
    stop fiddling with that laptop!
[09:09] Hayato
    But I finally managed to buy a new one.
[09:12] Hayato
    I need to get it all set up.
[09:15] Ouka
    That one's just gonna break in no time, too.
[09:17] Hayato
    Stop it.
[09:19] Hayato
    Thank you for coming by.
[09:21] Ami
    You can leave first, Hayacchi.
[09:24] Ami
    I'll take care of the cleaning and dishes.
[09:27] Hayato
    Huh? Uh, sure...
[09:32] Hayato
    Yeah, she's definitely out of sorts.
[09:35] Hayato
    Normally, she'd be like...
[09:37] Ami
    All done! I'm starving!
[09:39] Ami
    Hayacchi, the rest is all yours!
[09:42] Hayato
    But if I took her to the hospital just
    for that, how would it make me look?
[09:47] Hayato
    Hey, Akane.
[09:48] Hayato
    Has anything unusual happened to Ami lately?
[09:52] Akane
    Hmm...
[09:54] Akane
    Losing her karate practice match, maybe.
[09:58] Akane
    She was KO'd in one move by another
    fighter who specializes in kicks.
[10:04] Hayato
    I get it.
[10:05] Hayato
    She was a big fish in a small pond,
    and she discovered the ocean.
[10:12] Ami
    What did you want to talk about?
[10:13] Hayato
    Ouka's worried about you.
[10:16] Hayato
    Says you haven't been yourself.
[10:20] Ami
    Not really. I'm the same as I always am.
[10:23] Hayato
    Is it because you lost your karate match?
[10:27] Ouka
    What? You did?
[10:30] Ami
    Oh. So you knew about that.
[10:33] Hayato
    Were you up against someone that strong?
[10:35] Ami
    Yeah. Someone I've never been able to beat.
[10:38] Ouka
    No way... Who could be stronger than you?
[10:42] Ami
    Someone who was chosen to
    represent Japan at the Olympics.
[10:46] Ouka
    I-I see...
[10:50] Ami
    But it's my own fault I couldn't win.
[10:54] Ouka
    Huh?
[10:55] Ami
    Even my coach told me that some things are
    just impossible, no matter how hard you try.
[11:01] Ami
    That there are some walls that
    can't be overcome, so I should give up.
[11:07] Ami
    I mean, I know I'm dumb,
    but even I know that much.
[11:12] Ami
    I still tried my hardest,
    thinking I might have a chance, but...
[11:16] Ouka
    That's horrible!
    What coach would tell you that?!
[11:19] Ouka
    He can't even know that for sure!
[11:21] Ouka
    You can achieve anything
    if you try hard enough!
[11:23] Hayato
    Don't give her irresponsible advice.
[11:26] Hayato
    Talents vary from person to person.
[11:28] Hayato
    There are some things
    hard work will never get you.
[11:31] Hayato
    Everyone learns that as they go through life,
[11:33] Hayato
    and this was Ami's time
    to learn it. That's all.
[11:36] Ouka
    Well, yeah, but...
[11:39] Hayato
    That said, I doubt that you lost
    because you lack talent.
[11:44] Ami
    Huh?
[11:45] Hayato
    You're pretty simple-minded.
[11:47] Hayato
    You probably focused too much
    on a single technique.
[11:50] Hayato
    Why be stubborn?
[11:52] Hayato
    Can't you just try to find
    something else you can do?
[11:56] Ami
    Something I can do?
[11:58] Hayato
    That's right.
[12:00] Hayato
    When you beat up those jerks
    at the Cherry Blossom Festival,
[12:03] Hayato
    you were genuinely strong.
[12:05] Hayato
    That's because your goal
    at the time was to win,
[12:08] Hayato
    and the techniques you used
    were just a means to that end.
[12:17] Ouka
    Cheer up.
[12:18] Ouka
    I don't know much about
    all this, but... well...
[12:22] Ouka
    Just do what you can.
[12:25] Ami
    Yeah. You're right.
[12:28] Ami
    I don't need to obsess over the Hadoken!
[12:30] Ami
    I was able to use a Shoryuken before, too!
[12:33] Ami
    So if I really tried, I bet I could pull off
    a Somersault Kick, or even a Cannon Spike!
[12:38] Ouka
    Cannon...?
[12:39] Hayato
    Huh?
[12:41] Ouka
    Ami-chan! Don't tell me you did that in the—
[12:44] Ami
    Yep! I really felt like I could do it!
[12:48] Ami
    Hadoken!
[12:49] Ami
    And when I tried...
[12:52] Ami
    I took an axe kick right to the head!
[12:55] Ami
    My coach was absolutely furious with me!
[12:58] Ami
    He said, "You expected that to work?!"
[13:01] Ouka
    Of course he'd be furious.
[13:02] Hayato
    Hey, she's being her usual self now!
[13:06] Ami
    I guess it wasn't gonna work, huh?
    I totally knew that.
[13:10] Ami
    Thanks, both of you.
[13:12] Ami
    I kinda feel like working again!
[13:14] Hayato
    Do you? Glad to hear it.
[13:16] Hayato
    Try your hardest, then.
[13:18] Ami
    Yeah! I'll make it work, no matter what!
[13:21] Ami
    Shoryu—
[13:35] Ami
    I didn't do it on purpose! My hand just...
[13:38] Ami
    My hand just... slipped...
[13:48] Ami
    C-Come on, don't make that scary face!
[13:51] Ami
    Wanna give 'em a squeeze?
[14:02] Ouka
    H-Hayato-kun?
[14:04] Hayato
    How the hell is that gonna help?!
[14:17] Ouka
    Huh? Uh... Wait! I'm sorry!
[14:19] Ouka
    I just thought I should pick it up...
[14:22] Hayato
    You want me to squeeze yours, too?!
[14:24] Ouka
    No!
[14:26] Riho
    Jeez, they're loud.
    What the heck are they doing?
[14:32] Ami
    Let's stop horsing around now.
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[14:42] Guy
    Excuse me!
[14:43] Guy
    Cinnamon toast, please.
[14:44] Hayato
    Coming up.
[14:46] Hayato
    Shiragiku, one cinnamon toast.
[14:49] Hayato
    Hey, Shiragiku! Are you listening?
[14:52] Shiragiku
    Huh?
[14:53] Shiragiku
    Oh... I'm sorry!
[14:55] Shiragiku
    I spaced out a little.
[14:57] Hayato
    Listen...
[14:58] Hayato
    You need to foc—
[15:01] Ami
    I tripped.
[15:03] Hayato
    Hey, are you okay?!
[15:04] Ami
    I'm totally fine!
[15:06] Hayato
    I swear... As if we weren't busy enough.
[15:10] Hayato
    Riho would normally be here
    to keep them in line...
[15:14] Hayato
    Hey, Riho! Sorry, but we need your help here!
[15:19] Hayato
    Riho!
[15:20] Riho
    What do you want? No need to yell.
[15:23] Hayato
    Oh, there you are.
    Sorry, but could you help out at the café?
[15:26] Hayato
    Three of us isn't enough.
[15:28] Riho
    I can't. I have stuff to do today.
[15:31] Riho
    Besides, I'm not down for a shift.
[15:35] Riho
    Don't think you can just get me
    to help you all the time.
[15:38] Hayato
    Uh... Well, yeah, that's fair...
[15:42] Hayato
    I'll get Ouka or Akane, then.
    They're in there, right?
[15:46] Riho
    Stop!
[15:47] Riho
    You don't want to come in here right now.
[15:49] Riho
    Not if you value your life.
[15:51] Hayato
    Huh?
[15:52] Hayato
    Quit being dumb and move!
[15:54] Hayato
    We're insanely busy!
[15:55] Riho
    W-Wait!
[15:57] Hayato
    Hey, someone help at the—
[16:13] Ouka
    Hello?!
[16:14] Ouka
    How long are you gonna keep gawking?!
[16:19] Hayato
    Ow...
[16:20] Riho
    I told you so.
[16:23] Hayato
    How would I have known
    they were taking off their clothes?!
[16:25] Hayato
    Is that how you guys dress in May?!
[16:28] Ouka
    We spilled coffee on them, so we wanted
    to wash them before they stained!
[16:32] Hayato
    Then come to the café when you're done.
[16:34] Ouka
    Oh, pipe down. We'll go if we feel like it.
[16:43] Hayato
    Finally done.
[16:45] Hayato
    Today was a lot busier than most days.
[16:49] Hayato
    But neither Ouka nor Akane
    ever came down to help,
[16:53] Hayato
    and Shiragiku and Ami left without
    doing any prep for tomorrow.
[16:58] (Flashback) Riho
    The crowd's thinned a bit,
    so I'm not needed anymore, right?
[17:03] Hayato
    And when Riho finally dragged herself down,
[17:05] Hayato
    she left as soon as we were done.
[17:07] Hayato
    I know the café's doing pretty well now,
[17:09] Hayato
    but they've been slacking off
    too much lately.
[17:14] Hayato
    Wait, no. That's not right.
[17:17] Hayato
    Think this over, now.
[17:19] Hayato
    Ouka and Akane weren't
    even down for a shift today,
[17:23] Hayato
    and I'm the one who told Riho not to
    work more than she's being paid for.
[17:30] Hayato
    And prepping for the next day was something
    Shiragiku started to help me out.
[17:35] Hayato
    And Ami has her club, so insisting
    she come in on weekdays
[17:39] Hayato
    is kinda selfish of me.
[17:43] (Flashback) Sachiko
    Come on, we're family.
[17:45] (Flashback) Sachiko
    At least help me out when the café's busy.
[17:48] (Flashback) Hayato
    Okay, fine! Give it a rest, you stupid hag!
[17:53] Hayato
    They're part-timers...
    and I'm their employer.
[17:59] (Flashback) ?
    It's so pretty!
[18:00] Hayato
    While we were pretending to be a family,
[18:03] Hayato
    I forgot about that
    and depended too much on them.
[18:12] Hayato
    That's right. They're strangers to me.
[18:16] Hayato
    I don't...
[18:18] Hayato
    have any family anymore.
[18:24] Hayato
    We can't keep living
    with our eyes closed to this.
[18:29] Hayato
    I need to make it clear that
    we're all strangers to each other.
[18:33] Hayato
    It'll be better for all of us.
[18:38] Hayato
    Hey, you guys...
[18:41] Five
    Congratulations on two months
    running the café, Master!
[18:47] Ami
    You took too long, Hayacchi!
[18:49] Ami
    I've been waiting in this pose forever!
[18:51] Hayato
    Uh, that aside... What is all this?
[18:54] Ami
    We're celebrating two months
    since you became the café owner!
[18:57] Hayato
    T-Two months?
    Not the most impressive number...
[19:02] Ouka
    Well, at one month, we hated you
    too much to congratulate you.
[19:05] Hayato
    Huh? Say that again, underwear girl?
[19:08] Ouka
    Wh-What?!
[19:10] Akane
    Riho insisted on a surprise party.
[19:13] Akane
    It wasn't easy to decorate
    without you noticing.
[19:17] Hayato
    Wait, when did you do all this?
[19:20] Akane
    When you were trying to get
    into the room earlier today.
[19:24] Riho
    You're pretty sharp,
    so I figured you'd notice.
[19:28] Hayato
    Hey, Riho! Sorry, but we need your help here!
[19:32] Riho
    Both of you, start stripping!
[19:34] Ouka
    What?!
[19:35] Riho
    Don't ask questions! Just strip!
[19:37] Riho
    So I told them to do that.
[19:39] Riho
    Our research has taught us that
    underwear is your weakness.
[19:43] Ouka
    Thinking back, we took them off in a panic,
[19:45] Ouka
    but wouldn't it have been less
    embarrassing to just let him find out?
[19:48] Akane
    Well, it's all good.
    Not like anyone was hurt.
[19:52] Shiragiku
    Also, sorry I didn't help you
    prepare for tomorrow.
[19:56] Shiragiku
    I was cooking for this party.
[20:00] Hayato
    What a spread.
[20:01] Hayato
    It all looks so fancy!
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[20:03] Riho
    And it all came out of our paychecks,
[20:05] Riho
    so you'd better be grateful.
[20:08] Shiragiku
    I was making the text plate for the cake
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[20:11] Shiragiku
    and I panicked a little when I thought
    you were about to see it.
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[20:15] Shiragiku
    But Ami-chan saved me
    by drawing your attention.
[20:19] Ami
    What?
[20:21] Ami
    I just tripped and fell, actually.
[20:23] Shiragiku
    Oh... You did?
[20:25] Hayato
    I swear, you guys...
[20:28] Riho
    In any case, we're all grateful to you.
[20:33] Riho
    One, two...
[20:35] Five
    Thanks for making a place
    where our family can stay together!
[20:44] Riho
    So yeah, you're welcome to
    depend on your big sister, okay?
[20:47] Riho
    Sorry I was mean to you today.
[20:50] Ouka
    Also, just so you know,
[20:51] Ouka
    it was pure coincidence that I was
    in underwear the day we first met!
[20:56] Akane
    I know I'm making it harder for Ami
    when I can't work on weekdays
[20:59] Akane
    because I have band practice.
[21:02] Ami
    I'm totally fine!
[21:04] Ami
    I don't mind working weekdays!
    Don't worry about me, Hayacchi!
[21:07] Shiragiku
    Don't say sad things like how we're
    "strangers" or a "pretend family."
[21:13] Shiragiku
    We are your family, Hayato-kun.
[21:17] Hayato
    You guys...
[21:19] Hayato
    You were listening to me
    talking to myself, huh?
[21:23] Ami
    Easy now, Hayacchi!
[21:25] Ami
    Men never let others see them cry!
[21:27] Hayato
    I'm not crying!
    And just how much did you hear?!
[21:31] Riho
    Oh, all of it!
[21:33] Ami
    C'mon, forget about it! Let's eat already!
[21:35] Ami
    I'm starving!
[21:37] Hayato
    Listen—
[21:38] Ouka
    Hey!
[21:39] Ouka
    I'm the one who fried the chicken, okay?!
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[21:44] Ami
    Let's dig in!
[21:46] Ami
    I wanna start with the cake!
[21:49] Akane
    It's been a long time.
[21:51] Akane
    Yes, I know...
[21:54] Akane
    Mother.
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[23:42] Hayato
    Let me... squeeze your boobs!
[23:45] Ami
    Hayacchi's turned into a boob zombie!
[23:47] ?
    What are we supposed to do?!
[23:49] Ami
    I'll hold him off! You guys run!
[23:53] Ami
    It happens all the time in zombie movies!

E7 - A Year in My Life

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[00:11] Akane
    Thanks for cooking.
[00:13] Shiragiku
    You can leave the dishes right there.
[00:16] Akane
    Breakfast was great.
[00:20] Shiragiku
    Th-Thanks...
[00:29] Akane
    What's up, Ami?
[00:30] Ami
    Hayacchi squeezed my boobs
    so much that they hurt now.
[00:34] Akane
    Huh?
[00:35] Hayato
    Let's talk about what you did!
[00:36] Hayato
    First you broke my brand-new laptop
    by swinging a dumbbell around,
[00:39] Hayato
    and then you told me to squeeze your boobs!
[00:42] Ami
    But still...
[00:44] Akane
    You know you shouldn't swing
    dumbbells around indoors.
[00:48] Akane
    If you hit someone, they could get hurt.
[00:50] Ami
    Right.
[00:51] Akane
    And Hayato...
[00:52] Akane
    If you have to squeeze her boobs, do it gently.
[00:55] Akane
    Ami's still a girl, you know.
[00:57] Hayato
    What?!
[00:58] Ami
    Yeah, that's right! Squeeze 'em gently!
[01:03] Akane
    Or maybe not.
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[02:38] Riho
    Akane-chan, take care of
    the cinnamon toast order first.
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[02:42] Riho
    That customer's been waiting a while.
[02:44] Akane
    Got it.
[02:45] Akane
    It's a huge help having you here for backup.
[02:48] Akane
    With so many customers,
    I lose track of what order to serve them in.
[02:52] Riho
    Well, that's rare.
    You don't give compliments often.
[02:55] Ouka
    We do have a lot more customers now, though.
[02:59] Ouka
    More than when Grandma was here, even!
[03:02] Riho
    Probably because of the
    uniforms you made for us.
[03:05] Ouka
    Huh?
[03:06] Akane
    I've been getting lots of comments
    on the street lately.
[03:09] Akane
    They're like, "She's from
    that café with the cute uniforms!"
[03:12] Ouka
    Really? Who said that?
    Did they say anything else?
[03:16] All
    Thanks for dinner!
[03:19] Akane
    Well, I'm kinda tired, so I'm gonna
    take my bath first and go to bed.
[03:24] Ami
    Hey, wanna borrow my rubber duckie?
[03:27] Ami
    It'll make your bath more fun!
[03:31] Akane
    Maybe I will, then.
SIGN    Ami
[03:34] Ouka
    You know, Akane-chan seems different lately.
[03:38] Riho
    Yeah. She used to be pretty unapproachable.
[03:42] Shiragiku
    She does seem a lot less prickly now.
[03:45] Ouka
    Well, we've all been
    living together for a year.
[03:48] Ouka
    She's an important part of the family now.
[03:55] Akane
    Family, huh?
[04:01] Akane
    You're still doing this every day?
[04:03] Akane
    I'm impressed.
[04:05] Akane
    You've been doing it almost daily
    since we reopened.
[04:09] Hayato
    People's tastes change with the seasons.
[04:14] Sachiko
    And that's why...
[04:17] (Flashback) Sachiko
    I check the flavor myself the day before.
[04:21] (Flashback) Sachiko
    To make sure the coffee I serve
    always tastes the same.
[04:28] Akane
    You really are Grandma's grandson.
[04:32] Akane
    You're so much like her.
[04:36] Hayato
    Are you thinking of quitting this job?
[04:41] Akane
    Wh-What makes you think that?
[04:44] Hayato
    No reason. Just had a hunch.
[04:47] Hayato
    You've been going around complimenting
    everyone. It's not like you.
[04:50] Hayato
    It felt creepy, so I was trying
    to figure out why.
[04:54] Hayato
    Based on your reaction, I guess I'm right.
[04:58] Hayato
    So you'll be moving out, then?
[05:01] Hayato
    Leaving this house?
[05:04] Akane
    Call it family circumstances.
[05:07] Akane
    I'm thinking I'll be out by this weekend.
[05:10] Akane
    I won't need my pay for this month.
[05:12] Akane
    You can use it to get rid
    of the stuff in my room.
[05:17] Hayato
    Okay, will do.
[05:19] Akane
    I owe a lot to you.
[05:24] Akane
    Since it's my last week...
    wanna give mine a squeeze?
[05:28] Akane
    Be gentle, though.
[05:34] Akane
    I was joking.
[05:35] Hayato
    If it embarrasses you
    that much, don't say it.
[05:39] Akane
    Am I that unattractive?
[05:41] Akane
    I did have a lot of male fans,
    I'll have you know.
[05:45] Hayato
    So your band gets past tense, too?
[05:50] Hayato
    Well, boobs aside...
[05:52] Hayato
    If you feel like you owe me,
[05:54] Hayato
    there is one thing I'd like you to do.
[05:56] Akane
    Huh?
[05:57] Hayato
    Tomorrow's the café's day off.
[06:00] Hayato
    Go on a date with me.
[06:09] Riho
    Hayato-kun and Akane-chan
    are going on a date?!
[06:12] Ouka
    Yes! They said they were going out
    on a rainy day like this,
[06:16] Ouka
    so I asked why, and they said
    it was a date! A date!
[06:20] Riho
    You're kidding, right?!
    Did they have that kind of relationship?!
[06:24] Shiragiku
    I can't imagine Hayato-kun
    making a move on her,
[06:27] Shiragiku
    so it must've been Akane-chan who asked?
[06:31] Riho
    C-Come to think of it,
    she did say she might be willing...
[06:34] Riho
    with Hayato-kun.
[06:36] Shiragiku
    True...
[06:38] Hayato
    I see.
[06:40] Hayato
    Outside air in winter makes
    cups and servers cold,
[06:43] Hayato
    so we should warm them up.
[06:46] Akane
    I wondered what you meant
    when you called this a "date."
[06:48] Akane
    I'm just giving you info?
[06:50] Hayato
    What choice did we have?
[06:52] Hayato
    It'd be a pain to discuss this at home
    with all the others there.
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    One cup is cracked
    
    No particular problems currently
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    Don't turn on lights late at night
    Outside air in winter makes
     cups and servers cold
[06:55] Hayato
    You're free to quit the café if you want,
[06:58] Hayato
    but I need you to tell me these things first,
[07:00] Hayato
    or our business will suffer.
[07:03] Akane
    Oh, I see.
[07:04] Hayato
    What're you so grouchy for?
[07:07] Hayato
    Were you hoping to see
    a movie or go shopping?
[07:10] Hayato
    I'm willing to do that,
    if you ask like you mean it.
[07:14] Akane
    I'm not asking you for a damn thing!
[07:17] Hayato
    Well? Did Grandma say anything else?
[07:22] Sachiko
    Of course, no matter how good
    you make the coffee,
[07:26] (Flashback) Sachiko
    it doesn't mean a thing
    if the drinker's heart isn't in it.
[07:32] (Flashback) Sachiko
    If there's something troubling you,
    tell me about it.
[07:36] (Flashback) Sachiko
    I'm here to listen.
[07:41] (Flashback) Akane
    I...
[07:47] Akane
    I don't have anything more to tell you.
[07:52] Hayato
    Okay.
[07:54] Hayato
    Let's go home, then.
[07:56] Akane
    Sure.
[07:57] Riho
    So where do you think those two went?!
[08:01] Ouka
    Well, they picked a rainy day to go out!
[08:03] Ouka
    So it couldn't be an amusement park, right?
[08:05] Shiragiku
    Maybe a concert?
[08:07] Shiragiku
    Hayato-kun seems to like bands and stuff.
[08:10] Ami
    You know...
[08:12] Ami
    I overheard Hayacchi and Akane-san
    talking at the café yesterday...
[08:18] Akane
    Why can't we go in through the front door?
[08:22] Hayato
    The coffee at that place
    we went to was gross,
[08:25] Hayato
    so I thought I'd have you make me a cup.
[08:29] Akane
    Sure, I guess...
[08:33] Akane
    This'll probably be the last time
    I make you coffee, you know.
[08:38] Hayato
    Yeah.
[08:39] Hayato
    I'll be sure to take note of the flavor.
[08:45] Akane
    It only lasted a year, but it's been fun.
[08:48] Akane
    My time living here will be a good memory.
[08:51] Hayato
    Yeah?
[08:53] Akane
    I feel bad for what I did
    to my bandmates, though.
[08:56] Akane
    Telling them out of the blue
    that I was quitting...
[08:58] Hayato
    I think that was a shame, too.
[09:01] Hayato
    The song you wrote was really good.
[09:12] Akane
    Hey...
[09:14] Akane
    Why aren't you asking why I'm
    moving back to my family home?
[09:18] Hayato
    Huh?
[09:22] Akane
    Guess you wouldn't be interested, huh?
[09:24] Akane
    As far as you're concerned,
    I'm just pretend family.
[09:31] Hayato
    Would you ask someone anything
    as long as they were family?
[09:37] Hayato
    If you don't want to tell me, I won't ask,
[09:39] Hayato
    and if you've made up your mind,
    I won't stop you.
[09:41] Hayato
    No matter who I'm dealing with,
    I respect their wishes.
[09:46] Hayato
    Even if they're family.
[09:50] Akane
    That's so you.
[09:54] Akane
    I come from a reputable family
    that's been around for over 200 years.
[09:58] Akane
    They run a trading business.
[10:00] Akane
    But my dad died young,
[10:02] Akane
    and I'm the only one who can carry it on.
[10:05] Akane
    So they're ordering me to join the company,
    take a husband, and have an heir.
[10:11] Akane
    They've already decided who I'll be marrying.
[10:14] Akane
    Hilarious, right? I've never even met him.
[10:18] Akane
    I told them to at least let me do
    what I wanted for one year,
[10:21] Akane
    and started the band and the café work...
[10:24] Akane
    But then my mother called, saying,
    "That's enough. Come home."
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[10:30] Akane
    I mean, I've done my own thing for long enough,
[10:33] Akane
    so I figured it was fine.
[10:36] Akane
    I do kind of have a responsibility
    to the family I was born into.
[10:43] Hayato
    You know...
[10:46] Hayato
    I get the gist now,
[10:48] Hayato
    but don't say things you don't mean.
[10:51] Hayato
    I hate being lied to.
[10:56] Akane
    Wh-What makes you think I'm lying?
[11:00] Hayato
    The coffee tastes like shit.
[11:05] Ami
    No!
[11:06] Ami
    Don't move out, Akane-san!
[11:09] Ouka
    You can't do that!
[11:10] Riho
    Yeah!
[11:11] Hayato
    You were eavesdropping again?
[11:13] Ouka
    And when did this thing about you marrying
    a guy you don't even know come up?
[11:17] Akane
    You guys...
[11:19] Shiragiku
    We finally got to be friends...
    This is too sad.
[11:22] Ouka
    I haven't had a chance to see
    one of your concerts yet!
[11:26] Ouka
    Please don't quit!
[11:27] Riho
    I'm worried how Familia's coffee will be
    with only Hayato-kun left to make it!
[11:32] Ami
    No! No! No!
[11:34] Ami
    I will not have it!
[11:38] Hayato
    So what'll it be?
[11:40] Hayato
    If this is your decision, I'll respect it.
[11:45] Akane
    I...
[11:52] Akane
    I want to stay here.
[11:54] Akane
    I don't want to go home.
[11:57] Akane
    I want to stay with all of you forever.
[12:00] Akane
    I want to stay with my band, too.
[12:01] Akane
    And I want to learn to make better coffee.
[12:08] (Flashback) Akane
    But there's no way
    my mother's going to allow that.
[12:13] (Flashback) Akane
    No matter what I try to do,
    she'll drag me back.
[12:17] (Flashback) Sachiko
    It's all right.
[12:19] (Flashback) Sachiko
    When that time comes,
    I'll do something about it.
[12:23] (Flashback) Sachiko
    You should live the way you want to.
[12:35] Akane
    So...
[12:38] Akane
    Do something, Hayato!
[12:43] Hayato
    Okay. I will.
[12:49] Akane's Mom
    I thought it curious that this café
    had such a young owner.
[12:54] Akane's Mom
    Now I understand why that is.
[12:58] Akane's Mom
    It must have been quite challenging
    for your grandmother to raise you.
[13:04] Hayato
    Yes, I'm sure it was.
[13:07] Akane's Mom
    What is it that you
    wanted to discuss with me?
[13:10] Akane's Mom
    I have a vehicle waiting,
    so do keep it brief, please.
[13:16] Hayato
    It seems Akane-san has something
    she wants to say to you.
[13:19] Hayato
    Will you hear her out?
[13:21] Akane
    What?! I have to say it?
[13:25] Akane's Mom
    Something you want to say?
[13:27] Akane
    U-Um...
[13:35] Akane
    I know I said I'd join
    the company after a year,
[13:39] Akane
    but there are still things I want to do.
[13:42] Akane
    I was hoping
    you could wait a while longer.
[13:46] Akane's Mom
    Are you referring to your musical activities?
[13:50] Akane
    Yeah... And my job.
[13:53] Akane's Mom
    Then there's nothing to discuss.
[13:57] Akane's Mom
    You will stop talking nonsense and come home.
[14:02] Akane's Mom
    Has there ever been anything that you
    started and then stuck with for long?
[14:08] Akane's Mom
    You always give up
    and leave things unfinished.
[14:11] Akane
    That's because you keep forcing me
    to do things I don't want—
[14:16] Akane's Mom
    I told you that I will not
    abide backtalking or excuses.
[14:20] Akane
    Yes, ma'am.
[14:22] Akane's Mom
    What is that you're wearing, anyway?
    And that hair color?
[14:26] Akane's Mom
    What a shameful look
    for the Hououji family's heir.
[14:29] Akane's Mom
    Not to mention the way you've been speaking.
[14:33] Akane's Mom
    I'd be too embarrassed
    to present you to anyone.
[14:37] Akane's Mom
    Seeing you right now gives me
    a painfully clear picture
[14:40] Akane's Mom
    of how useless and wasteful
    this past year has been for you.
[14:48] (Flashback) Akane's Mom
    I told you to flick your wrist
     when whisking tea.
[14:53] (Flashback) Akane's Mom
    How many times must I tell you, Akane-san?
[14:56] (Flashback) Akane
    I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Mother.
[15:01] Akane
    I... I'm...
[15:02] Hayato
    Hey.
[15:04] Hayato
    Isn't that quite enough?
[15:07] Hayato
    Why won't you say anything back to her?
[15:09] Akane
    Huh?
[15:10] Hayato
    I thought you didn't want to go home?
[15:14] Hayato
    The way this is going,
    that's exactly what's gonna happen.
[15:17] Hayato
    Is that what you want?
[15:19] Akane
    O-Of course it's not!
[15:20] Hayato
    Then why are you clamming up?
    Are you that spineless?
[15:23] Akane
    I did tell her!
[15:25] Hayato
    You only told her.
    You didn't make her understand.
[15:28] Hayato
    And what was that, "I was hoping
    you could wait a while longer," anyway?
[15:31] Hayato
    You're not making it clear
    what you want to do.
[15:33] Hayato
    You're just putting off
    coming to a conclusion.
[15:36] Hayato
    Your mom's telling you to come home
[15:39] Hayato
    because your half-assed
    behavior worries her.
[15:44] Akane
    Well, what are you trying to pull,
    sitting here silent all this time?!
[15:50] Akane
    Weren't you going to do something
    about this for me?!
[15:53] Akane
    You talked big, but now that
    my mom's here, you just watch quietly?!
[15:57] Hayato
    Quit bitching!
    Whose life are we talking about?!
[16:02] Hayato
    Why should I help someone who can't look
    her own mother in the eye and tell her no?!
[16:10] Hayato
    What was the point of
    that year of your life?!
[16:13] Hayato
    If that's as far as your determination goes,
[16:15] Hayato
    just quit everything!
[16:17] Hayato
    Go home and inherit the business
    or get married or whatever!
[16:30] Akane
    Yeah. You're exactly right.
[16:36] Akane
    I'm sorry, Mother.
    I didn't even serve you tea.
[16:40] Akane
    You also like coffee, right?
[16:42] Akane's Mom
    Huh? Yes...
[16:44] Akane's Mom
    Don't tell me you're going to make it?
[16:47] Akane
    I am. Please wait just a few minutes.
[16:53] Ami
    I have investigated the matter, masters.
[16:56] Riho
    And how did it look?
[16:58] Ami
    Zoom!
[16:59] Ami
    It looked awful!
[17:01] Ami
    Hayacchi told Akane-san to just quit!
[17:04] Riho
    What does that mean?!
    He said he'd do something about it for her!
[17:08] Ami
    He must've chickened out
    'cause her mom's so scary!
[17:11] Shiragiku
    You can't be that way, Hayato-kun!
[17:14] Ouka
    That coward!
[17:15] Ouka
    I can't leave this to that phony blowhard!
[17:18] Three
    Yeah!
[17:21] Hayato
    Half of a cup of coffee's flavor can be
    attributed to the quality of the beans.
[17:24] Hayato
    The other half comes from
    the barista's technique.
[17:30] Akane's Mom
    How can a girl who couldn't make
    a proper cup of tea be so skilled?
[17:38] (Flashback) Sachiko
    Yes, that's it. You've gotten much better.
[17:42] (Flashback) Sachiko
    That's right. Slowly and carefully.
[17:46] (Flashback) Sachiko
    These beans need forty seconds to bloom.
[17:49] (Flashback) Sachiko
    Any longer than that,
    and it'll taste sour and wrong.
[17:54] Akane
    Yeah. I know.
[17:56] (Flashback) Sachiko
    Be careful not to pour the hot water
    directly onto the filter.
[17:57] Hayato
    ...onto the filter.
[18:00] Hayato
    Pour slowly, in a spiral pattern.
[18:04] Hayato
    I learned all that from her.
[18:11] Hayato
    Hououji Akane is the waitress who makes
    the best coffee of anyone in this café.
[18:21] Akane
    Thank you for waiting.
[18:26] Akane
    This is the result of my past year.
[18:29] Akane
    Please enjoy.
[18:32] Akane's Mom
    I see. This is the result of your one year, then?
[18:37] Akane
    Yes.
[18:42] Hayato
    May I say one thing?
[18:44] Hayato
    No matter how good someone's coffee is,
[18:47] Hayato
    it doesn't mean a thing
    if the drinker's heart isn't in it.
[18:52] Hayato
    Just for this one time, at least,
    could you focus only on the flavor?
[19:01] Akane's Mom
    Yes, I will.
[19:12] Akane's Mom
    When I was young, I traveled
    around the world as a diplomat.
[19:17] Akane's Mom
    As the only child born to the Hououji family,
[19:20] Akane's Mom
    I was often told that I would
    one day inherit the business,
[19:24] Akane's Mom
    but at the time, I found pleasure
    and fulfillment in the job I had,
[19:28] Akane's Mom
    so I couldn't even bring myself
    to think about inheriting.
[19:33] Akane's Mom
    That said, Akane-san, you aren't like I was.
[19:38] Akane's Mom
    You spend every day wasting
    your life on pointless nonsense,
[19:41] Akane's Mom
    never even trying to get a proper job.
[19:45] Akane's Mom
    It's absolutely disgraceful.
[19:47] Akane's Mom
    If that's how you're going to live your life,
[19:50] Akane's Mom
    it would be better for you if I forced you
    to join our family business.
[19:56] Akane's Mom
    At least, that's what I thought.
[20:06] Akane's Mom
    Yes... This coffee is most excellent indeed.
[20:11] Akane's Mom
    That is all I need to know.
[20:14] Akane's Mom
    Akane-san, live your life as you see fit.
[20:27] Akane
    Thank you.
[20:30] Akane's Mom
    Incidentally, I have yet to learn
    the name of this café's owner.
[20:36] Hayato
    Oh, sorry about that. I'm Kasukabe Hayato.
[20:41] Akane's Mom
    I see. It certainly is a small world.
[20:45] Hayato
    What?
[20:47] Ouka
    Ma'am!
[20:49] Ouka
    You can't make Akane-chan
    marry someone she doesn't love!
[20:54] Riho
    Let her live the way she wants!
[20:56] Ami
    Yeah! You can't force her!
[20:58] Hayato
    Would you guys just wait—
[21:02] Riho
    This café needs Akane-chan!
[21:05] Ouka
    That's right!
[21:06] Shiragiku
    Please!
[21:07] Ami
    Ma'am!
[21:11] Akane
    Everything's okay now.
    We're finished talking.
[21:14] Four
    Huh?
[21:16] Akane
    Thanks to Hayato, I get to live here again.
[21:20] Shiragiku
    Oh... Really?
[21:22] Ouka
    Well, how about that?
    Hayato-kun really did put in the work.
[21:25] Ami
    Way to go, Hayacchi!
[21:29] Four
    Yikes! We were stepping all over him!
[21:34] Akane's Mom
    I'll turn down your arranged marriage offer.
[21:38] Akane
    Thank you.
[21:39] Akane
    I'll find the one I want to marry on my own.
[21:43] Akane's Mom
    Oh?
[21:45] Akane's Mom
    Hayato-kun is a good, diligent boy, isn't he?
[21:49] Akane's Mom
    I'm sure it won't be easy
    with so many rivals,
[21:52] Akane's Mom
    but as a Hououji woman, you'd better win.
[21:56] Akane
    Huh?!
[21:57] Akane
    I-It's not like that!
[22:00] Akane's Mom
    You're such an open book, really.
[22:03] Akane's Mom
    So very easy to read.
[22:07] Akane
    Mother!
[22:20] Akane
    You're out here again?
[22:22] Akane
    I've been looking for you. Dinner's ready.
[22:25] Akane
    Let's go, Hayato.
[22:27] Hayato
    Oh, okay.
[22:31] Akane
    Thanks for being there today. I owe you.
[22:34] Hayato
    For what?
[22:36] Akane
    If you hadn't yelled at me,
[22:39] Akane
    I might never have had
    the guts to defy my mother.
[22:44] Hayato
    Actually, I was holding back a lot
    since your mom was there.
[22:49] Hayato
    Normally, I would've really let you have it.
[22:53] Hayato
    But anyway, I'm glad it worked out.
[22:56] Hayato
    Now I'll be able to drink
    your coffee for a while longer.
[23:01] Hayato
    Your attitude and expression suck,
[23:04] Hayato
    but coffee's the one thing you get right.
[23:07] Akane
    Oh, really?
[23:09] Akane
    You really are adorable, Hayato.
[23:11] Hayato
    Huh?
[23:15] Akane
    You don't need to worry.
    I'll make you coffee all your life.
[23:29] Hayato
    Don't mock your boss!
[23:33] Hayato
    Let's go! Dinner's on!
SIGN    Episode 8: "A Beach Hut!"
SIGN    Episode 8: "A Beach Hut!"
[23:42] Ouka
    So Akane-chan used to be
    a proper young lady with undyed hair?
[23:45] Riho
    If not for her band, her character
    might've overlapped with Kiku-chan's.
[23:48] Ami
    Don't worry!
[23:49] Ami
    With a little booze,
    Shiragiku-san gets super hor—
[23:52] Riho?
    Stop, Ami-chan!
[23:54] Shiragiku
    Were you about to say
    something really weird?!

E8 - A Beach Hut!

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[00:00] Hayato
    Here's your pay for June.
SIGN    Tsukishima Riho
[00:03] Hayato
    Good work this month.
[00:05] Five
    All right!
[00:09] Hayato
    Now, I have an important
    announcement for... you...
[00:14] Shiragiku
    Hey, Riho-chan, let's go buy summer clothes!
[00:17] Ami
    Yay!
[00:17] Riho
    Good idea. The sales should be on by now.
[00:20] Ouka
    Hey, wanna try out the new
    sweets shop by the station?
[00:23] Riho
    Sounds good!
[00:25] Ami
    I'm gonna buy new dumbbells!
[00:27] Kiku/Ouka/Riho
    Do you really need more dumbbells?
[00:30] Hayato
    I envy you. Student life must be fun.
[00:33] Hayato
    If I'd sold this house
    and gone off to college,
[00:36] Hayato
    I'd be enjoying my own campus life right now.
[00:39] Ouka
    Don't talk about that
    like you could actually do it,
[00:41] Ouka
    you Grandma's boy.
[00:44] Hayato
    Who are you calling a Grandma's boy?!
[00:46] Riho
    What exactly was the "campus life"
    you were envisioning, anyway?
[00:50] Riho
    Were you hoping you'd get a girlfriend?
[00:52] Hayato
    Huh?
[00:53] Riho
    You don't have to go to college for that.
[00:56] Riho
    You've got five cute girlfriend candidates...
[00:59] Riho
    right here!
[01:01] Hayato
    Why do I have to choose one of you?
[01:04] Ouka
    What makes you think
    you have the right to choose?
[01:08] Hayato
    Anyway, more importantly,
    I wanted to tell you guys...
[01:13] Akane
    Here you go.
[01:16] Akane
    It's summer now,
    so you'd prefer iced coffee, right?
[01:20] Hayato
    Oh, thanks. What brought this on, though?
[01:23] Akane
    What do you mean?
[01:24] Akane
    You said yourself...
[01:27] Akane
    that you want to drink my coffee
    for the rest of your life.
[01:31] Hayato
    Don't phrase it in misleading ways.
[01:33] Hayato
    All I said was that you make good coffee.
[01:36] Hayato
    I never said "for the rest of my life."
[01:39] Akane
    I was just kidding.
    I made enough for everyone.
[01:42] Riho
    Jeez...
[01:44] Riho
    You gotta stop springing these jokes
    on us out of nowhere.
[01:48] Shiragiku
    Anyway, Hayato-kun...
[01:50] Shiragiku
    You were about to tell us something?
[01:56] Hayato
    Summer is now beginning in earnest.
[01:58] Hayato
    Would you not like to work through
    summer break and make lots of money?
[02:03] Ouka
    What happened to you?
[02:05] Riho
    You're kinda scaring me.
[02:07] Ami
    Yes. I want to work.
[02:10] Ouka
    Stop that.
[02:12] Shiragiku
    Is there something you've
    been struggling to tell us?
[02:14] Akane
    If it's something you decided on,
    we'll go along with it.
[02:17] Akane
    Just tell us.
[02:20] Hayato
    I want to open a beach hut!
[02:23] Hayato
    So other than the Obon Festival,
    there'll be no summer break this year!
SIGN    The Café Terrace and Its Goddesses
SIGN    Episode 8: "A Beach Hut!"
SIGN    Episode 8: "A Beach Hut!"
SIGN    Episode 8: "A Beach Hut!"
SIGN    Episode 8: "A Beach Hut!"
SIGN    Episode 8: "A Beach Hut!"
SIGN    Episode 8: "A Beach Hut!"
SIGN    Episode 8: "A Beach Hut!"
SIGN    Episode 8: "A Beach Hut!"
SIGN    Episode 8: "A Beach Hut!"
SIGN    Episode 8: "A Beach Hut!"
SIGN    Episode 8: "A Beach Hut!"
SIGN    Episode 8: "A Beach Hut!"
SIGN    Episode 8: "A Beach Hut!"
SIGN    Episode 8: "A Beach Hut!"
SIGN    Episode 8: "A Beach Hut!"
SIGN    Episode 8: "A Beach Hut!"
SIGN    Episode 8: "A Beach Hut!"
SIGN    Episode 8: "A Beach Hut!"
SIGN    Episode 8: "A Beach Hut!"
SIGN    Episode 8: "A Beach Hut!"
SIGN    Episode 8: "A Beach Hut!"
[04:00] Akane
    I really am sorry
[04:03] Akane
    for talking about quitting
    and all that dumb stuff.
[04:06] Bandmates
    No, it's okay!
[04:08] Bandmate1
    We're the ones who should be sorry
    for not taking you seriously!
[04:11] Akane
    Huh?
[04:12] Bandmate2
    We never realized you had
    such a thing for mustaches!
[04:16] Bandmate1
    We can go with...
[04:18] Bandmates
    ...Mussy Mustache Girls for the band name!
[04:21] Akane
    Uh, I don't actually care
    about that anymore...
[04:25] Bandmates
    It's okay! Let's start all over!
[04:27] Bandmate2
    Starting today...
[04:29] Bandmate1
    ...we're Mussy Mustache Girls!
[04:31] Akane
    I'm... really sorry.
[04:35] Riho
    Now that I look,
[04:36] Riho
    I guess they've already started
    setting up the beach hut.
[04:38] Riho
    Not that I can see it from here, but...
[04:41] Shiragiku
    I did see a lot of heavy machinery out there.
[04:44] Ouka
    We do tend to get fewer customers in summer.
[04:48] Ami
    So we're finally entering
    the beach hut battle!
[04:52] Ouka
    The beach hut market, Ami-chan.
[04:54] Riho
    I'm glad the union gave us permission
    that easily, though.
[04:59] Hayato
    Yeah, they said the grandson of Familia's
    owner was more than welcome.
[05:03] Shiragiku
    So we have Grandma to thank again, huh?
[05:06] Hayato
    Yeah, and that comes
    with its own level of pressure.
[05:09] Ami
    Hi-yah!
[05:10] Ami
    If any tanned surfer dudes come by,
    I'll knock 'em out!
[05:13] Hayato
    Don't! There are good surfer dudes, too!
[05:15] Ami
    Nope!
[05:17] Riho
    Isn't it expensive to build
    a beach hut, though?
[05:23] Hayato
    I sank nearly four months'
    worth of revenue into it.
[05:26] Kiku/Ouka/Riho
    What?!
[05:29] Hayato
    We're going all-in on this wager!
[05:32] Riho
    Seriously? I have a bad feeling about this.
[05:37] Riho
    Well...
[05:38] Riho
    In that case, we'd better
    start promoting, huh?
[05:40] Riho
    A grammable, summery menu,
[05:43] Riho
    girls in cute uniforms...
[05:45] Riho
    and nice, orthodox coffee made by the owner.
[05:49] Shiragiku
    Hey, uh...
[05:51] Shiragiku
    I was thinking about a watermelon
    parfait for our summer menu.
[05:55] Shiragiku
    What do you think?
[05:57] Hayato
    Sounds good.
[05:58] Riho
    Yeah! Could be a hit!
[06:00] Ami
    And I'll crack open the watermelon!
[06:02] Hayato/Riho
    Why do we need to crack it open?
[06:04] Riho
    So we should probably
    overhaul our web page, too!
[06:08] Hayato
    I'll leave that to you.
[06:09] Hayato
    Just don't push yourself too hard.
[06:11] Riho
    I won't!
[06:12] Ami
    Captain!
[06:13] Ami
    What are we going to call our beach hut?
[06:17] Hayato
    Hmm...
[06:18] Hayato
    That's a good question, Private Tsuruga.
[06:21] Hayato
    Familia Type 0...
SIGN    Type 0
[06:24] Hayato
    Kai!
SIGN    Kai
[06:27] Ami
    Like an upgrade! That's so cool!
[06:32] Riho
    This wouldn't have happened
    if you weren't goofing around!
[06:35] Hayato/Ami
    Sorry.
[06:38] Shiragiku
    I'll get something to wipe it up with.
[06:40] Shiragiku
    You don't want it to stain.
[06:42] Riho
    I bet you two would get all wound up
    and break glasses if you tried karaoke!
[06:47] Ouka
    Hayato-kun!
[06:51] Ouka
    How's this?
[06:53] Ouka
    Since it's summer,
    I went for a hibiscus hair band.
[06:57] Ouka
    What do you think?
[06:59] Hayato
    What happened to you?
[07:02] Hayato
    Did the heat finally drive you insane?
[07:06] Ouka
    It's a costume for the beach hut!
[07:08] Ouka
    I made one for the occasion!
[07:10] Hayato
    O-Okay, I get it. Now put some clothes on!
[07:13] Hayato
    Also, I think one hibiscus is enough.
[07:16] Ouka
    Why are you being all shy? It's a swimsuit top.
[07:18] Hayato
    Why do you think the fact that
    it's a swimsuit top makes it okay?
[07:22] Ouka
    Ah...
[07:23] Ouka
    So you can't take it when girls are
    assertive about showing off to you, huh?
[07:29] Ouka
    Well, since it's a swimsuit top,
    I'm not embarrassed at all.
[07:33] Hayato
    Stop it!
[07:34] Hayato
    Are you a sadist?!
[07:36] Shiragiku
    Um, I'd be embarrassed, though.
    I'd prefer a T-shirt or something.
[07:41] Shiragiku
    Right?
[07:42] Shiragiku
    Riho-chan?
[07:46] Shiragiku
    Riho-chan?
[07:50] Ouka
    What got into her?
[07:51] Hayato
    You had to start goofing around, too.
[07:54] Hayato
    Must've pissed her off.
[07:55] Ouka
    Goofing around?!
[07:57] Hayato
    She's serious when it comes
    to this job, you know.
[08:00] Hayato
    You should probably apologize to her.
[08:02] Ouka
    I-I wasn't being facetious or anything...
[08:09] Hayato
    She's back.
[08:12] Riho
    So this is what you meant, right?
[08:14] Riho
    This works pretty well,
    doesn't it, Ouka-chan?
[08:18] Ouka
    Riho-chan, that's literally
    just a swimsuit...
[08:21] Riho
    What do you think, Hayato-kun?
[08:23] Riho
    Give it a really good look!
[08:27] Riho
    What're you being all shy about? Ew!
[08:30] Hayato
    Cut it out! What are you trying to do?!
[08:33] Shiragiku
    Let's be serious about this.
[08:34] Ami
    I'm hungry.
[08:41] Akane
    Mussy Mustache Girls...
[08:47] Akane
    Well, whatever.
SIGN    Alcohol Disinfecting Wipes
[08:51] Shiragiku
    I think this works great, too!
[08:54] Hayato
    Cut it out! How do you get
    drunk off of disinfecting wipes?!
[08:58] Ouka
    Shiragiku-san, that's a hair band!
[09:01] Ouka
    Ami-chan, do something!
[09:03] Ami
    Please recharge.
[09:06] Ouka
    Oh, come on!
[09:07] Riho
    Well, what do you think of my swimsuit?
[09:10] Riho
    Look at it! Actually look!
[09:12] Hayato
    Okay, fine! Just do something
    about Shiragiku!
[09:16] Riho
    What do you mean, "fine"?!
[09:18] Hayato
    Okay, okay. Yes, it's very cute.
[09:21] Hayato
    Your swimsuit is the cutest of all.
[09:24] Riho
    Grr!
[09:25] Riho
    Are you making fun of me?!
[09:26] Hayato
    Wh-What do you want me to say, then?!
[09:29] Ouka
    You guys, calm down!
[09:31] Akane
    I'm back.
[09:33] Hayato
    Akane! Perfect timing!
[09:36] Hayato
    Do something about these guys!
[09:38] Akane
    We changed our band name to
    Mussy Mustache Girls, like you suggested.
[09:45] Hayato
    Huh?
[09:46] Hayato
    Oh, you did?
[09:49] Akane
    Later.
[09:52] Hayato
    Help me out here!
[10:00] Ouka
    I get it. When she said...
[10:03] (Flashback) Akane
    My friend's band is thinking of
    changing their band name.
[10:08] Ouka
    So she was talking about her own band.
[10:13] Riho
    Could it be that she actually...
[10:16] Riho
    thinks of Hayato-kun as...
[10:25] Hayato
    Okay, what to do about everyone's shifts...
[10:30] Hayato
    Working at a beach hut isn't gonna be easy.
[10:34] Hayato
    I need to make sure
    they all get equal treatment.
[10:39] Hayato
    Oh, crap!
[10:41] Hayato
    I forgot I was in charge of dinner today!
[10:43] Ami
    Food...
SIGN    Ono Shiragiku's Gentle Awakening 2
[10:46] Five
    Ono Shiragiku's Gentle Awakening 2!
[10:50] Shiragiku
    Mph...
[10:52] Shiragiku
    Aw, again?!
[10:54] Shiragiku
    Seriously, who keeps playing
    these pranks on me?!
[10:59] Riho
    Come on, get moving!
[11:01] Riho
    We need to take promotional photos!
[11:04] Hayato
    What the heck?
[11:06] Hayato
    At least let me take it easy for
    one last moment before we open.
[11:10] Riho
    Don't talk like some old geezer!
[11:13] Riho
    We gotta make a killing
    through the summer, too!
[11:17] Shiragiku
    What do you think?
[11:18] Shiragiku
    A new item for our beach hut menu:
    the watermelon parfait.
[11:22] Hayato
    Huh, you made it two colors
    by using yellow watermelons, too?
[11:26] Riho
    It's gonna be our main draw for sure!
[11:28] Ouka
    It looks so good! Can I eat it?
[11:31] Hayato
    Like hell you can.
[11:33] Shiragiku
    You can eat it after
    we finish taking pictures.
[11:36] Riho
    Make sure you get a good shot, Hayato-kun.
[11:39] Riho
    Kiku-chan worked hard to put this together.
[11:42] Hayato
    I know.
[11:44] Hayato
    You might not think it, but I'm confident
    in my... photography...
[11:49] Hayato
    Wait, the angle of
    the whipped cream dollop...
[11:52] Ouka
    Hurry it up!
[11:54] Riho
    There's that irritating
    Tokyo U perfectionism.
[11:58] Hayato
    That should do it.
[12:02] Hayato
    Don't bomb my photo!
[12:04] Ami
    I thought people might like
    a hut with funny waitresses!
[12:09] Ouka
    Yummy!
[12:11] Hayato
    Don't eat that!
[12:12] Ouka
    Well, you got your pictures, didn't you?
[12:15] Hayato
    I only got one,
[12:17] Hayato
    and some weirdo jumped into it!
[12:20] Ouka
    Huh? Hurry up and take another, then.
[12:22] Hayato
    You've already eaten part of it!
[12:24] Hayato
    You people get in my way at every step!
[12:27] Hayato
    Shiragiku, sorry, but could you
    make another one?
[12:30] Shiragiku
    S-Sorry...
[12:32] Shiragiku
    I don't have any watermelon left.
[12:34] Hayato
    Are you serious?
    And I was all ready to do this...
[12:41] Riho
    In that case...
[12:45] Riho
    Okay, go ahead!
[12:47] Riho
    You can start taking pictures!
[12:49] Hayato
    I'm so lost.
[12:51] Hayato
    Why do I have to take pictures of you guys?
[12:54] Riho
    The weather's so nice today!
[12:56] Riho
    Get some shots of us with an ocean
    backdrop for the web page!
[13:01] Riho
    We might become popular
    as the café with the cute waitresses.
[13:05] Hayato
    Don't say that about yourself.
[13:07] Hayato
    Well, whatever.
[13:09] Hayato
    I just need to do as our chief
    of promotions says, right?
[13:13] Hayato
    Go ahead and pose however you want.
[13:18] Hayato
    Uh, I think...
[13:20] Hayato
    one of you is not like the others.
[13:22] Hayato
    You still okay with this?
[13:25] Hayato
    I mean you, Ami!
[13:27] Ami
    Oh.
[13:28] Ami
    I'm okay with it!
[13:30] Hayato
    Are you kidding me?!
[13:32] Hayato
    This is my business we're
    promoting here, you know.
[13:35] Riho
    Oh, it's fine.
[13:36] Riho
    Being the café with the funny waitress
    might make us popular.
[13:40] Ouka
    True.
[13:41] Hayato
    Which way do you want it, exactly?
[13:43] Hayato
    You people...
[13:44] Ami
    Right. And now...
[13:47] Hayato
    Yeah. Time to head back.
[13:48] Ouka
    Wait... Ami-chan?
[13:50] Ouka
    You're not really gonna...
[13:52] Ami
    Ocean!
[13:54] Hayato
    Wait, wait! Swimming season
    hasn't started yet!
[13:57] Ami
    It's fine! I'll only go knee-deep!
[14:00] Hayato
    Don't blame me if your outfit gets wet!
[14:02] Shiragiku
    I bet that feels nice.
[14:04] Riho
    Think we should join her?
[14:16] ?
    This feels great!
[14:20] Hayato
    Jeez, are they little kids or what?
[14:23] Hayato
    But since we're doing this...
[14:26] Hayato
    I guess I'll upload this, too.
[14:30] Hayato
    This really is exciting, though.
[14:33] Hayato
    Feels like summer's starting.
[14:38] Five
    It Went Viral!
SIGN    It Went Viral!
[14:39] Hayato
    I can't believe...
[14:41] Hayato
    it actually went viral.
[14:46] Hayato
    I was worried about
    how the first day would go,
[14:49] Hayato
    so I closed the café for the day
[14:51] Hayato
    and had all of our staff work here instead...
[14:55] Five
    Come on in!
[14:57] Five
    Welcome to Seaside Café Familia!
[15:00] Shiragiku
    Right this way.
[15:01] Ouka
    Thanks for waiting!
[15:02] Akane
    Welcome.
[15:03] Ami
    Please wait just a moment!
[15:05] Riho
    Coming right up!
[15:07] Hayato
    A crowd like this on our first day...
[15:09] Hayato
    I made the right choice.
[15:12] Ami
    Captain!
[15:13] Hayato
    What is it?
[15:14] Ami
    Why is our beach hut's name not
    "Familia Type 0 Kai"?!
SIGN    Type 0 Kai
[15:20] Hayato
    Sorry. It was met with vehement opposition
    from the Naval General Staff,
[15:24] Hayato
    so we were forced to abandon it.
[15:26] Riho
    Obviously.
[15:27] Riho
    This isn't a game.
[15:29] Ouka
    Hey, look!
[15:31] Ouka
    More importantly, how do you like
    our new costumes?
[15:34] Ouka
    I remade them according to
    Shiragiku-san's specifications.
[15:38] Ouka
    Aren't they cute?
[15:40] Shiragiku
    I'd be embarrassed to wear a
    swimsuit top that exposes too much...
[15:44] Shiragiku
    This is just about right for me.
[15:48] Hayato
    Really?
[15:49] Shiragiku
    Yeah.
[15:51] Ami
    Twinkle.
[15:53] Ami
    Hey, Shiragiku-san...
[15:55] Ami
    Didn't those disinfecting wipes
    the other day get you—
[15:57] Ouka
    Ami-chan.
[15:58] Wagashi Lady
    Hard at work, eh?
[16:00] Wagashi Lady
    I brought some guests
    in celebration of your opening here.
[16:03] Fishman
    Working hard, second generation?
[16:05] Ami
    It's the wagashi lady!
[16:07] Hayato
    Hi, there.
[16:08] Ouka
    That's quite the swimsuit.
[16:11] Wagashi Lady
    Oh? Is it?
[16:13] Wagashi Lady
    When we were younger, this was
    the kind of thing everyone wore.
[16:17] Fishman
    You're still young, Acchan!
[16:20] Fishman Friend
    You got a nice tush on ya!
[16:22] Wagashi Lady
    Don't stand there gawking!
[16:24] Wagashi Lady
    Go sit down and order, already!
[16:26] Both
    Y-Yes, ma'am!
[16:29] Ami
    Your abs are so ripped! Can I touch 'em?
[16:33] Wagashi Lady
    Uh, sure...
[16:35] Riho
    Ami-chan, let's go! There's work to do!
[16:39] Customer1
    Excuse me! Two watermelon parfaits, please.
[16:41] Customer2
    Can I get another iced coffee?
[16:43] Customer3
    Me, too!
[16:44] Riho
    Coming!
[16:45] Customer4
    Oh, and add a toasted sandwich to that.
[16:48] Riho
    Got another order.
[16:51] Riho
    Looks like our first day
    was a big success, at least.
[16:55] Shiragiku
    You can take a break, Riho-chan.
[16:57] Shiragiku
    I'll take over on the floor.
[16:58] Riho
    Nah, I'm fine. You should take a break.
[17:02] Customer5
    Excuse me!
[17:03] Riho
    Coming!
[17:06] Shiragiku
    Riho-chan...
[17:09] Riho
    Welcome!
[17:13] Customer6
    Hey!
[17:14] Customer6
    Where's my cola?
[17:16] Riho
    Oh, I'm sorry. I'll bring it right out.
[17:19] Riho
    Hayato-kun, a guy in the terrace seating...
[17:23] Hayato
    I see. So you can just make
    cold brew and store it.
[17:27] Akane
    Yep.
[17:30] Akane
    It takes too long to just grind
    more beans for every order.
[17:35] Riho
    Excuse me! Just what are you two doing?
[17:37] Riho
    We're busy here! Quit slacking off!
[17:40] Riho
    And you, Akane-chan!
    Quit lazing around and clear the tables!
[17:43] Hayato
    Sorry about that. We got more
    iced coffee orders than I expected,
[17:47] Hayato
    so I was asking her
    how we could serve it faster.
[17:51] Akane
    No, I'm sorry, Riho.
    This wasn't the time to talk.
[17:56] Akane
    I'll go clear tables.
[17:58] Riho
    If you know that, then get to work already!
[18:00] Riho
    The dishes are piling up here!
[18:03] Hayato
    Hey, what are you so irritated about?
[18:05] Hayato
    Go take a break.
[18:07] Riho
    I'll do that later!
[18:16] Akane
    Riho!
[18:17] Hayato
    Hey!
[18:18] Hayato
    Are you okay?!
[18:19] Riho
    I'm... perfectly fine.
[18:23] Riho
    You're the one who needs
    to get your act together!
[18:26] Riho
    We're this busy... and you're...
[18:30] Riho
    chatting up... a waitress...
[18:36] Hayato
    Hey! Riho!
[18:37] Hayato
    Riho!
[18:50] Riho
    Wait!
[18:55] Riho
    Don't go!
[19:05] Riho
    Huh?
[19:07] Hayato
    Morning.
[19:10] Riho
    Huh?! Oh my gosh! Hayato-ku—
[19:13] Riho
    Wait, why am I in my own room?
[19:16] Hayato
    Because you ignored everyone's advice.
[19:18] Hayato
    Mild heatstroke, they said.
[19:21] Hayato
    I had them check you out
    at the first aid station,
[19:23] Hayato
    but they said that if you lived close by,
    you should rest at home.
[19:27] Riho
    Oh... So I passed out.
[19:31] Hayato
    Yeah.
[19:32] Hayato
    They said to drink water when you woke up.
[19:34] Hayato
    You know, I really wish
    you'd stop this already.
[19:38] Riho
    You're right. Sorry.
[19:42] Riho
    A part-timer who passes out
    on the beach hut's first day
[19:46] Riho
    is just a nuisance, right?
[19:49] Hayato
    That doesn't even matter.
[19:51] Riho
    H-Hey—
[19:53] Hayato
    I'm telling you not to work until
    you keel over. It's bad for my heart.
[19:59] Hayato
    Even I lost my cool a little bit, you know.
[20:05] Riho
    You were that worried?
[20:07] Hayato
    Of course I was.
[20:11] Riho
    About me?
[20:12] Hayato
    What did I say?
[20:14] Hayato
    Yes, about you.
[20:16] Riho
    I see...
[20:26] Riho
    I'm sorry.
[20:28] Riho
    I'll be more careful.
[20:31] Hayato
    G-Good...
[20:37] Hayato
    Okay, just rest a little longer.
[20:40] Hayato
    Here, lie down.
[20:42] Riho
    Okay.
[20:44] Riho
    Hey...
[20:46] Riho
    I had a scary dream earlier.
[20:49] Riho
    Could you stay just a little bit longer?
[20:54] Hayato
    Sure.
[20:56] Riho
    And...
[20:59] Hayato
    What?
[21:02] Riho
    I said some harsh things to Akane-chan
    because I was so irritated.
[21:07] Riho
    Apologize to her for me later, would you?
[21:11] Hayato
    No way. You gotta do that yourself.
[21:15] Riho
    Why?! You're so mean!
SIGN    Sexy Attack!
[21:20] Five
    Sexy Attack!
[21:22] Wagashi Lady
    Hey!
[21:25] Ami
    Sexy...
[21:27] Ami
    Attack!
[21:28] Wagashi Lady
    Stop that!
SIGN    Episode 9: "Riho and Her Past"
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[23:27] Akane
    Everyone, thanks for coming to
    Mussy Mustache Girls' concert.
[23:32] Akane
    We, Mussy Mustache Girls,
[23:34] Akane
    want to play Mussy Mustache Girls music
[23:36] Akane
    in a way that only Mussy Mustache Girls can,
[23:39] Akane
    for those who support Mussy Mustache Girls—
[23:39] Hayato
    You just want to say that name, don't you?

E9 - Riho and Her Past

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[00:00] Shiragiku
    Are you sure you're okay?
[00:02] Riho
    I'm totally fine! Fully recovered!
[00:06] Riho
    And I got lots of sleep, so don't worry.
[00:08] Shiragiku
    Well, that's good, then.
[00:11] Shiragiku
    Hayato-kun was really worried about you, too.
[00:14] Shiragiku
    I've never seen him look so flustered before.
[00:19] Riho
    He was that worried?
[00:20] Shiragiku
    Yep.
[00:22] (Flashback) Hayato
    110!
[00:24] (Flashback) Hayato
    Go call 110!
[00:26] Shiragiku
    He really freaked out.
[00:28] Riho
    What the heck? What good
    would it do to call the police?
[00:32] Shiragiku
    I know, right?
[00:33] Riho
    I see... But, you know...
[00:36] Riho
    It's not a bad feeling.
[00:40] Riho
    Anyway, I guess I should probably
    thank Hayato-kun, huh?
[00:44] Riho
    Seems like I had him pretty worried.
[00:47] Girl1
    Wow, you're a student at Tokyo U?
[00:50] Girl1
    That's awesome!
[00:51] Hayato
    I'm on leave right now, though.
[00:53] Girl2
    That's still amazing.
[00:54] Girl3
    And you're pretty hot, too.
[00:56] Girl1
    Hey, give us your contact info!
[00:58] Girl2
    Let's hang out sometime!
[00:59] Girl3
    Please?
[01:00] Hayato
    Uh...
[01:02] Riho
    Yes! I'm so sorry!
[01:04] Riho
    I'll come take your order right away.
    Please wait at your table.
[01:09] Hayato
    Riho, are you feeling better now?
[01:12] Hayato
    Don't work too—
[01:13] Riho
    Don't think you can just chat me up!
[01:15] Riho
    Naturally wavy-haired jerk!
[01:16] Hayato
    Huh?!
[01:18] Ami
    What's wrong, Hayacchi?
[01:21] Hayato
    I showed concern for Riho's health,
    and she insulted me.
[01:24] Ami
    A woman's heart is
    as fickle as the autumn sky.
[01:28] Hayato
    It's still the peak of summer, though...
SIGN    The Café Terrace and Its Goddesses
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[03:02] Ouka
    I'm so bored.
[03:04] Akane
    Yeah...
[03:06] Ouka
    Think they're busy over there?
[03:09] Akane
    I dunno.
[03:11] Ouka
    But you know, I'm lucky
    you know how to make coffee.
[03:16] Akane
    Huh? Why?
[03:17] Ouka
    Well, one of us has to stay here at the café.
[03:22] Ouka
    Now I don't have to work with that
    nagging boss of ours,
[03:26] Ouka
    even if it's just for the summer.
[03:30] Akane
    Hey, Ouka...
[03:32] Akane
    If you're bored,
    want to practice making coffee?
[03:36] Ouka
    Huh? Why?
[03:39] Riho
    Wow, that's pretty cool!
[03:42] Customer1
    Excuse me!
[03:43] Riho
    Coming!
[03:44] Riho
    See ya later.
[03:46] Riho
    Thank you for waiting!
[03:47] Customer1
    We'll get three watermelon parfaits, too.
[03:49] Riho
    You got it.
[03:51] Customer1
    The waitresses here sure are top-class, huh?
[03:53] Riho
    Thanks! Come see us every day if you want!
[03:57] Riho
    Hey, guys! You came to see us again?
[03:59] Hayato
    Is that what they call natural talent?
[04:02] Hayato
    That sociable, friendly vibe she gives off...
[04:05] Shiragiku
    She's like that at college, too.
[04:07] Shiragiku
    I don't think there's anyone
    who doesn't like Riho-chan.
[04:11] Hayato
    Huh...
[04:12] Hayato
    Did she study that somewhere or something?
[04:15] Hayato
    Interpersonal skills or whatever?
[04:17] Shiragiku
    I have no idea.
[04:19] Shiragiku
    Riho-chan doesn't usually
    talk about herself that much.
[04:22] Hayato
    Huh...
[04:25] Hayato
    Speaking of college,
    you're both in your third year, right?
[04:28] Shiragiku
    Yeah.
[04:29] Hayato
    Not that I'm one to talk,
[04:31] Hayato
    but shouldn't you be
    looking for permanent jobs?
[04:32] Shiragiku
    Uh... I guess so...
[04:35] Shiragiku
    I'm all right, though. I have a prospect.
[04:39] Hayato
    Yeah? Does it involve cooking?
[04:42] Shiragiku
    Yeah, sort of.
[04:44] Hayato
    Then instead of just working part-time
    at a piddly café like this,
[04:47] Hayato
    shouldn't you be working a job where
    you can learn more cooking skills?
[04:52] Shiragiku
    That's not true at all! I mean...
[04:56] Hayato
    You mean what?
[04:58] Shiragiku
    Nothing.
[05:00] Ami
    Captain!
[05:03] Ami
    I'm permitted to unconditionally beat up
    any dude-types who come here, correct?
[05:08] Hayato
    I never authorized that action.
[05:10] Ami
    But we're under attack by enemy units again!
[05:15] Hayato
    Enemy units?
[05:16] Ami
    Over there!
[05:17] Riho
    Hey! Stop it!
[05:19] Fuwa's Grandson
    C'mon, just sit down.
[05:20] BuddyA
    Chat with us.
[05:22] Riho
    I said, stop!
[05:22] Hayato
    Those guys...
[05:25] Hayato
    The ones who messed with us
    at the Cherry Blossom Festival...
[05:28] Hayato
    They're still pulling crap like this?
[05:31] Hayato
    Private Tsuruga!
[05:32] Hayato
    I'm giving you a mission
    to rescue Tsukishima Riho!
[05:36] Hayato
    Go ahead and scare the life out of them!
[05:38] Ami
    Yes, sir!
[05:40] Ami
    You boys sure are full of pep.
[05:43] Ami
    But this is a café.
[05:45] Ami
    How about I take your order first?
[05:48] Fuwa's Grandson
    Wh-Who the hell is this?
[05:50] BuddyA
    Wait... That ponytail...
[05:52] Ami
    Rustle, rustle!
[05:54] Ami
    We have a Shoryuken, a Tatsumaki Senpukyaku,
    and our summer special, the Somersault Kick.
[06:01] Ami
    What'll it be?
[06:02] BuddyB
    She changed her mask...
[06:03] BuddyA
    Wait, isn't this...
[06:06] Ami
    Act now, and you can punch
    one of our wait staff, on the house!
[06:11] (Flashback) Ami
    Immediate initiation of
    legitimate self-defense!
[06:15] Three
    It is you!
[06:17] Ami
    Rustle, rustle, rustle!
[06:19] Ami
    Well...
[06:20] Ami
    Hurry up and place your order!
[06:23] Ami
    We're busy here!
[06:27] Hayato
    That wasn't really
    what I meant by scaring them...
[06:32] Ouka
    Whoa! Akane-chan!
[06:35] Ouka
    It's kinda overflowing!
[06:37] Akane
    You poured too much in at once.
[06:39] Ouka
    Yeah, but...
[06:41] Akane
    I won't need you here.
[06:43] Akane
    Go help at the beach hut.
[06:45] Ouka
    Hey! Don't give up on me!
[06:48] Ami
    Thank you for stopping by!
[06:52] BuddyA
    Thanks for the grub!
[06:54] Ami
    Come back when Mad Dog Ouka-san is here!
SIGN    Mad Dog
[06:57] Fuwa's Grandson
    Like hell we will!
[06:59] Riho
    Th-Thanks. I'm not sure what just
    happened, but you saved me there.
[07:03] Ami
    Not at all!
[07:04] Ami
    Hayacchi told me to come and save you!
[07:07] Riho
    He did?
[07:09] Ami
    Come to think of it,
    Hayacchi seemed kinda down earlier.
[07:13] Ami
    He said he showed concern for you,
    and then you insulted him.
[07:17] Riho
    Was he that upset?
[07:19] Ami
    Yeah. He was making a face like this.
[07:22] Riho
    That dork. I was just kidding around.
[07:26] Riho
    It's not a bad feeling, though.
[07:29] Riho
    Oh, all right. I guess I'll go apologize.
[07:35] Girl4
    See? Isn't he hot?
[07:37] Girl5
    He is!
[07:38] Girl6
    Hot and a Tokyo U student!
[07:40] Girl7
    Talk about high-spec!
[07:41] Girl4
    And that bit of curl to his hair is so cute!
[07:44] Hayato
    Uh...
[07:47] Hayato
    Riho?
[07:49] Riho
    It's just naturally wavy!
SIGN    Mad Dog Ouka-chan!
[07:52] Four
    Mad Dog Ouka-chan!
[07:57] Three
    Th-Th-The Mad Dog!
[07:59] Ouka
    Wh-What's your problem?
[08:01] Shiragiku
    What's wrong with Hayato-kun?
[08:04] Akane
    He said no breaks other than
    the Obon Festival, right?
[08:08] Ouka
    Despite how he sounded,
    I think he's just looking out for us.
[08:13] Ami
    Yeah! We've been really busy for a long time.
[08:16] Ami
    Plus, he was worried because
    Riho-san keeps working too hard.
[08:20] Riho
    Wait, really?
[08:23] Riho
    In that case...
[08:24] Riho
    We'd better have a damn good time!
[08:28] Five
    The beach!
[08:31] Ami
    Sweet! There's nobody around!
[08:34] Shiragiku
    You're right!
[08:35] Riho
    Yeah, 'cause it rained all morning.
[08:38] Ouka
    It's like our own private beach!
[08:45] Akane
    Hey, Shiragiku.
[08:48] Akane
    Do you know where Hayato is?
[08:50] Shiragiku
    Hayato-kun's where he always is.
[08:58] Akane
    Catch anything?
[09:01] Hayato
    Not really.
[09:01] Hayato
    I'm not trying to catch anything, anyway.
[09:05] Akane
    Only people who catch
    something get to say that.
[09:08] Hayato
    Shut up.
[09:10] Riho
    It's been years since I played
    around at the beach.
[09:13] Shiragiku
    I know. I think it's been
    since grade school for me.
[09:17] Ouka
    Wow, that long?
[09:19] Ami
    Da-dun... Da-dun...
[09:20] Ouka
    Now that you mention it, whenever we
    went to a pool or beach in grade school,
[09:24] Ouka
    there was always some boy
    who peed in the water.
[09:26] Ouka
    Farting's one thing, but...
[09:31] Riho
    Did... you just fart?
[09:33] Shiragiku
    Um... Are you okay?
[09:35] Ouka
    N-No way! I did not!
[09:37] Ouka
    That wasn't me! I didn't fart!
[09:42] Akane
    I was thinking about a new song. A summery one.
[09:46] Hayato
    Yeah? As a fan,
    I'm looking forward to hearing it.
[09:50] Hayato
    Make it as exciting as your usual stuff.
[09:52] Akane
    Nope, this one's a ballad.
[09:57] Akane
    My first... love song.
[10:00] Ouka
    Hey! I bet it was Ami-chan playing a prank!
[10:04] Ouka
    I know you're there! Get out here, Ami-chan!
[10:10] Akane
    So...
[10:11] Akane
    Want to hear the lyrics?
[10:18] Hayato
    What the heck is this?! It's crazy strong!
[10:21] Akane
    Hey! The lyrics!
[10:22] Hayato
    Later! I've got a big one on—
[10:28] Ami
    Ta-da! It was m—
[10:39] Ouka
    That was so much fun!
[10:41] Shiragiku
    Ami-chan, you seem kinda down.
[10:43] Ami
    Hayacchi chewed me out bigtime.
[10:46] Hayato
    Damn right I did.
[10:47] Hayato
    Anyway, Ouka, I heard you farted in the water?
[10:50] Ouka
    I did not!
[10:52] Hayato
    Ami told me you did.
[10:54] Ouka
    Ami-chan!
[10:55] Shiragiku
    She bolted!
[10:58] Riho
    Come on in!
[11:00] Riho
    If you need a break,
    try out Seaside Café Familia!
[11:03] Guy1
    Hey, isn't this the place?
[11:06] Guy1
    The one with the cute girls
    that's all the rage on the internet?
[11:09] Riho
    Yep! This is the place!
[11:11] Hayato
    Order up.
[11:13] Ouka
    Got another order. Three watermelon parfaits.
[11:16] Hayato
    Got it.
[11:17] Ouka
    What a crowd, huh?
[11:19] Hayato
    Yeah. Must be thanks to
    our chief of promotions, Riho.
[11:22] Ouka
    Must be.
[11:23] Ouka
    She really is a customer service genius.
[11:26] Ouka
    I'm so glad we have her.
[11:28] Riho
    Have a seat right over here.
[11:30] Riho
    Oh, our summer-only
    watermelon parfait is really good!
[11:34] Kid
    Hey, lady!
[11:35] Riho
    Coming!
[11:36] Hayato
    I told her to take a break.
[11:40] Ami
    Sure is slow here.
[11:43] Akane
    Hayato will yell at you again
    for serving customers in that thing.
[11:48] Ami
    No problem! I'll take it off if any come in!
[11:54] Akane
    Hey, Ami...
[11:56] Akane
    If you're that bored,
    want to practice making coffee?
[11:59] Ami
    Yeah! Let's do it!
[12:01] Riho
    A break?
[12:03] Riho
    I don't need one yet.
[12:05] Hayato
    I'm having everyone do equal work.
[12:08] Hayato
    Besides,
[12:09] Hayato
    you didn't even eat breakfast because
    you said you had prep work to do.
[12:12] Riho
    Yeah, but we're getting
    a ton of customers right now.
[12:15] Hayato
    No! Take a break!
[12:16] Hayato
    If you won't do as your
    boss says, you'll be fired.
[12:24] Riho
    Yep! The staff meals you make
    are always the best, Kiku-chan!
[12:27] Shiragiku
    You can eat a little slower.
[12:29] Riho
    Fine!
[12:31] Shiragiku
    And I think you could probably
    slow down your work pace, too.
[12:34] Shiragiku
    I know what Hayato-kun said to you,
[12:38] Shiragiku
    but I think he's just really worried.
[12:41] Woman
    Excuse me.
[12:42] Hayato
    Coming.
[12:45] Riho
    I know that.
[12:47] Riho
    It's just that I'm really happy.
[12:50] Shiragiku
    Huh?
[12:52] Riho
    It feels good being needed
    so much by someone.
[12:57] Ami
    How's this?
[12:58] Ami
    Well, Akane-san?
[13:00] Akane
    Oh... Yeah. Not bad, actually.
[13:02] Ami
    Well, it's just pouring water in, right?
[13:04] Ami
    Anyone can do that!
[13:07] Akane
    You'd think so.
[13:08] Akane
    Okay, I'll teach you in
    a little more detail now.
[13:12] Ami
    Yes, Coffee Master!
[13:14] Akane
    Don't call me that.
[13:17] Hayato
    Got a summer cold? Figures.
[13:19] Ouka
    Snap!
[13:20] Ouka
    What's that mean?! You saying I'm stupid?!
[13:22] Nomura
    Um, excuse me.
[13:24] Nomura
    I'm with TTS TV,
[13:26] Nomura
    and I'd like to interview you
    for a news feature on beach huts.
[13:30] Hayato
    Huh?
[13:31] Nomura
    We heard one of your waitresses here
    was getting rave reviews.
[13:35] Ouka
    Wow! They must be talking about Riho-san!
[13:38] Hayato
    Sure, that's fine. Riho is—
[13:41] Riho
    My break's over now!
[13:44] Riho
    Wait, what's all the fuss in here?
[13:46] Nomura
    Wait...
[13:48] Nomura
    Riho-chan? As in Tsukishima Riho?
[13:51] Riho
    Huh? Uh, yes...
[13:53] Nomura
    I knew it!
[13:54] Nomura
    I used to work on a variety show
    with you! Remember me?
[13:57] Nomura
    I guess not, huh?
    I was still just an AD then.
[14:00] Riho
    Uh... Hi.
[14:03] Riho
    It's good to see you again, Nomura-san.
[14:05] Nomura
    Oh, you do remember me!
[14:08] Cameraman
    You know each other?
[14:09] Nomura
    Idiot! How can you not know her?
[14:11] Nomura
    This is the genius child star who got her
    big break fifteen years ago,
[14:14] Nomura
    Tsukishima Riho!
[14:16] Riho
    Um, I'm sorry, but I'd rather
    not talk about my past.
[14:20] Nomura
    Oh, sorry.
[14:22] Ouka
    A child star? Riho-san?
[14:25] Guy3
    They just said that's Tsukishima Riho!
[14:27] Guy4
    Huh? Who?
[14:28] Girl8
    Come to think of it,
    she used to be on TV all the time!
[14:32] Customers
    But then she just sorta disappeared.
[14:34] Customers
    She had black hair and a nice, clean look.
[14:36] Customers
    She's sure lost her innocence.
[14:38] Customers
    She was such a star, and now that
    she's grown, she's working part-time?
[14:41] Customers
    What a fall from grace.
[14:48] Shiragiku
    Um... Riho-chan...
[14:54] Ouka
    Riho-san!
[14:56] Nomura
    Aw, damn. I shouldn't have done that.
[14:59] Hayato
    Shiragiku,
[15:00] Hayato
    go check on her.
[15:02] Shiragiku
    S-Sure!
[15:03] Hayato
    Ouka, go get Ami.
[15:05] Hayato
    Two of you won't be enough
    to handle all this.
[15:07] Ouka
    Uh... Sure.
[15:13] Ami
    Hey...
[15:14] Ami
    Why isn't Riho-san here?
[15:16] Ami
    Why?!
[15:17] Ouka
    She said she's not feeling well.
[15:20] Ami
    But we promised we'd all eat meals together!
[15:23] Hayato
    Shut up and eat.
[15:25] Hayato
    You can have my Hamburg steak.
[15:27] Ami
    Really?!
[15:28] Ami
    Yay! Hamburg!
[15:32] (Flashback) Riho's Dad
    I'm sorry, Riho.
[15:34] (Flashback) Riho's Dad
    I can't be with you anymore.
[15:38] (Flashback) Riho
    But why?! I've been working
    so hard for you and Mom!
[15:43] Riho
    Then I'll work even harder!
[15:46] Riho
    Please don't go away!
[15:56] Riho
    Help, Ululman!
[15:58] Riho
    The monster's gonna eat everyone!
[16:01] Riho
    Please save us, Ululman!
[16:05] Ouka
    Was she that big a deal as a child actress?
[16:09] (Flashback) Nomura
    Yeah, she was huge.
[16:11] (Flashback) Nomura
    You could probably find videos
    if you searched for them.
[16:14] (Flashback) Nomura
    But her mother... well,
    she was very passionate.
[16:18] (Flashback) Nomura
    Some said she was overworking her daughter.
[16:23] (Flashback) Nomura
    Her husband wasn't too happy about that,
[16:26] (Flashback) Nomura
    so he asked the TV station
    not to push her too hard.
[16:31] Ouka
    Riho-san...
[16:34] Riho
    Aw, man.
[16:36] (Flashback) Riho
    I guess everyone knows now.
[16:38] (Flashback) Riho
    I was hoping no one stopping by a run-down
    old café by the beach would recognize me...
[16:44] (Flashback) Riho
    But I guess I brought it
    upon myself in the end.
[16:49] (Flashback) Riho
    Pretty stupid, huh?
[16:52] Shiragiku
    Riho-chan...
[16:53] Riho
    Thank you, Ululman!
[16:58] Nomura
    Then, around when she started
    showing up on TV less often...
[17:04] Nomura
    I started hearing rumors that
    Riho-chan's parents had divorced.
[17:13] (Flashback) Riho's Dad
    Riho, please don't work too hard.
[17:16] (Flashback) Riho's Dad
    I'm worried about your health.
[17:19] (Flashback) Riho
    Don't worry! I'm okay!
[17:21] (Flashback) Riho
    And I'll work even harder! Watch me, Dad!
[17:26] Riho
    I mean, my mom gave me so much
    praise when I worked hard.
[17:32] Riho
    Besides, it didn't make sense.
[17:34] Riho
    If he was that worried about me,
[17:36] Riho
    then why...
[17:38] Hayato
    So this is where you were.
[17:42] Hayato
    I've been looking for you.
[17:45] Riho
    Hayato-kun... Why?
[17:48] Hayato
    Shiragiku said your dinner's in the fridge,
[17:51] Hayato
    so eat it if you're hungry.
[17:54] Riho
    You came out here just to tell me that?
[17:57] Hayato
    Yeah, and also...
[17:59] Hayato
    It seems like I had the wrong idea.
[18:01] Riho
    Huh?
[18:03] Hayato
    I thought your sociable nature
    was a talent you were born with,
[18:07] Hayato
    but it's not.
[18:09] Hayato
    When I thought about it, I realized
[18:11] Hayato
    it's a trade skill you obtained
    through hard work just to get by in life.
[18:21] Riho
    That was what I had in mind, at least.
[18:24] Riho
    The world and the TV industry are both harsh.
[18:27] Riho
    Once I grew up, they all
    latched onto a new child star
[18:30] Riho
    and wouldn't even look at me anymore.
[18:33] Riho
    In the end, child stars are disposable.
[18:36] Riho
    Some other kid who looked like me would
    just be forced to do the same stuff I did.
[18:41] Riho
    No amount of polite behavior or sucking up
    to important people did any good.
[18:46] Riho
    None of it meant a thing.
[18:49] Riho
    All it did was tear my family apart.
[18:52] Riho
    What a laugh.
[18:55] Hayato
    Regardless of your family situation,
[18:57] Hayato
    your sociable nature is indispensable
    to this café, both now and in the future.
[19:03] Riho
    Huh?
[19:04] Hayato
    The reason business has been
    so much better than I expected,
[19:07] Hayato
    and the reason we were able
    to open the beach hut,
[19:10] Hayato
    was because we had you.
[19:12] Hayato
    So, ultimately, the work you put in when
    you were a child star did have meaning.
[19:18] Hayato
    And right now, above all,
    I'm really grateful to you.
[19:22] Hayato
    Thanks for looking after Grandma's café.
[19:32] Riho
    I...
[19:33] Hayato
    But you said we were your family, didn't you?
[19:37] Hayato
    If we are, then no matter how
    the rest of them feel about it,
[19:41] Hayato
    I, at the very least, don't want to put more
    stress on one family member than the others.
[19:48] Hayato
    And yet...
[19:51] Hayato
    What's your deal?
[19:53] Hayato
    I keep telling you not to overdo it,
    because I'm worried about you!
[19:59] Riho
    B-But...
[20:00] Hayato
    No buts!
[20:02] Hayato
    I'm sick of saying it over and over!
    This is the last time!
[20:09] Riho
    But...
[20:10] Riho's Dad
    Riho, please don't work too hard.
[20:13] Riho's Dad
    I'm worried about your health.
[20:18] Riho
    Then don't go away!
[20:22] Hayato
    What? I'm not going anywhere!
    Stop crying, you idiot!
[20:25] Riho
    I'm so glad!
[20:28] Hayato
    Hey!
[20:29] Hayato
    What are you doing?!
[20:31] Riho
    I'll stay here with you, Hayato-kun!
[20:34] Riho
    I'll always be here!
[20:38] Hayato
    Okay, okay! Just get off me!
[20:40] Riho
    Pat my head, then!
[20:42] Hayato
    Don't be a baby!
[20:47] Riho
    What? You knew?
[20:49] Shiragiku
    Yeah. I saw you on TV all the time.
[20:52] Akane
    I thought that must be who you were
    when I heard your name, too.
[20:56] Akane
    But whoever you are, you're still Riho.
[20:58] Shiragiku
    What you were in the past doesn't matter.
[21:02] Shiragiku
    Now, you're just part of the family.
[21:04] Ami
    Yep!
[21:04] Ouka
    That's right!
[21:07] Riho
    You guys...
[21:09] Ouka
    I saw the videos! You were such a cutie!
[21:12] Riho
    Hey!
[21:13] Ouka
    You grew up so big!
    Your big sister is so happy!
[21:16] Ami
    Did you actually meet Ululman?!
    Was he really that strong?!
[21:19] Riho
    Come on! You're burning my head!
[21:22] Riho
    Just cut it out already!
    I'm the big sister here!
[21:25] Riho
    And Ululman is just a costume!
[21:29] Ouka
    Oh, good! You're back to the usual Riho-san!
[21:32] Ami
    Just a costume?
[21:34] Riho
    Enough being dumb! It's time to get to work!
[21:38] Hayato
    Hey.
[21:40] Riho
    Listen...
[21:41] Riho
    That crying yesterday...
    It was all just an act.
[21:44] Riho
    Don't take it seriously, okay?
[21:47] Hayato
    Oh, really?
[21:49] Hayato
    Well, that's a genius child star for you.
[21:51] Riho
    That's "super genius child star"!
[21:52] Hayato
    Wah! Don't go away!
[21:55] Riho
    Hey!
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[23:27] Ami
    So you had the clean,
    black-haired look back then, huh?
[23:30] Ouka
    But that would overlap with Shiragiku-san—
[23:33] Shiragiku
    Hayato-kun! Let's lock ourselves
    in a hot, sweaty grapple!
[23:36] Hayato
    Stop it!
[23:38] Riho
    Oh, yeah, I guess that
    doesn't overlap with anyone.

E10 - Ouka and Kikka

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[00:12] Shiragiku
    Ouka-chan.
[00:14] Shiragiku
    What is it?
[00:15] Shiragiku
    We're just about to close up here...
[00:20] Ami
    Ouka-san! Check it out!
[00:22] Ami
    Bwong!
[00:24] Ami
    Got a new pair! Aren't they great?
[00:29] Kikka
    Are you messing around?!
[00:31] Kikka
    Take your work seriously!
[00:39] Riho
    What's gotten into you, Ouka-chan?
[00:41] Riho
    Did you have to talk to her like that?
[00:44] Riho
    Ouka-chan?
[00:46] Riho
    Did something happen?
[00:49] Hayato
    Hey.
[00:51] Hayato
    You know, you...
[00:53] Ouka
    So then...
[00:58] Ouka
    Wh-What's wrong, Ami-chan?
[01:00] Ouka
    Did Hayato-kun yell at you again?
[01:03] Ami
    No! Listen to this... Ouka-san...
[01:07] Ouka
    Wh-What?!
[01:09] Kikka
    Oh, so this is where you were.
[01:13] Kikka
    Your webpage said you had two locations.
[01:15] Kikka
    I didn't know which one to go to.
[01:17] Ami
    D-D...
[01:20] Ami
    Doppelgänger?!
[01:22] Ouka
    Why did you come here, Kikka?
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[02:59] Riho
    She really does look just like her.
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[03:02] Riho
    I didn't know Ouka-chan was a twin.
[03:04] Riho
    And?
[03:04] Shiragiku
    She said she needed to talk to her,
    so she'd wait until the café closed.
[03:09] Riho
    I wonder what she does.
[03:11] Shiragiku
    She said she's a college student.
[03:14] Riho
    Huh...
[03:15] Riho
    Where's Ami-chan, anyway?
[03:17] Shiragiku
    The shock left her bedridden.
[03:19] (Flashback) Ami
    Doppel... Doppel...
[03:21] Shiragiku
    She said she saw online that
    if you see a doppelgänger twice,
[03:25] Shiragiku
    you're fated to die.
[03:27] Riho
    Uh-huh...
[03:29] Hayato
    So what's this all about?
[03:32] Hayato
    Why did you need all of us here?
[03:34] Kikka
    Our parents asked me to come
    and check on my sister.
[03:38] Kikka
    She didn't come home for Obon.
[03:40] Ami
    Oh, she's her sister?
    I thought she was a doppelgänger!
[03:44] Riho
    Please stop.
[03:45] Ouka
    I called, though.
[03:47] Ouka
    I said I couldn't come home
    because I was busy at my part-time job.
[03:51] Kikka
    What does that mean?
[03:52] Kikka
    You didn't even go to college,
    saying you wanted to be a designer,
[03:56] Kikka
    and you end up in a part-time job?
[03:58] Ouka
    W-Well...
[03:59] Kikka
    And what is this part-time job, anyway?
[04:02] Kikka
    You said you were a live-in, so I thought
    you'd be in company housing...
[04:06] Kikka
    but you're living in a house
    with a boy and four other girls?
[04:11] Kikka
    What is even going on here?
[04:14] Riho
    Well... Yeah, I guess it does seem
    pretty weird, doesn't it?
[04:18] Hayato
    I'm amazed there are no stupid rumors
    about us around town.
[04:22] Ouka
    It's just a share house!
[04:24] Ouka
    It's nothing like what
    you're imagining at all.
[04:28] Kikka
    Maybe not now, but in the future, who knows?
[04:32] Ouka
    Th-That's never gonna happen!
[04:36] Kikka
    And what is this?
[04:37] Kikka
    You've got one girl who looks like
    some hussy that'll seduce any guy...
[04:42] Kikka
    A scary-looking girl who looks like
[04:45] Akane
    she's involved in some fishy business
    with underground connections...
[04:50] Kikka
    An obviously dumb-looking girl who'd
    instantly do anything a guy asked her to...
[04:53] Ami
    Kikka... ika...
[04:56] Kikka
    And a girl who tries to look too pure
    and sweet to know anything,
[05:01] Kikka
    but who's probably the most lecherous
    of them all deep down!
[05:06] Shiragiku
    H-How mean! That's not what I'm like at all!
[05:10] Shiragiku
    Right?!
[05:11] Ami
    Shiragiku-san is—
[05:13] Riho
    That's right.
    Kiku-chan isn't that kind of girl.
[05:17] Kikka
    And above all...
[05:19] Kikka
    This guy calling himself the owner.
[05:21] Kikka
    He puts on a cool façade,
[05:23] Kikka
    but this is the type of guy who uses
    his authority to toy with girls!
[05:27] Kikka
    I bet at least one of you
    has already fallen for him.
[05:30] Kikka
    You just don't know it yet, Nee-san.
[05:33] Ouka
    Stop talking like that! You're being rude!
[05:36] Kikka
    You and I are twins! If that's how I feel,
[05:40] Kikka
    then it must be how you feel, too, right?!
[05:42] Ouka
    What?! I never thought any such—
[05:46] Hayato
    I'm pretty sure I asked you
    what this is about.
[05:49] Hayato
    Did you get us all together
    just to show us two sisters fighting?
[05:54] Kikka
    And what's your deal?!
[05:57] Kikka
    A shabby little café like this
    is the only business you can run!
[06:01] Kikka
    I'll have you know we come from
[06:03] Kikka
    a prestigious family of Tokyo U alumni
    dating back to our grandparents' time!
[06:07] Kikka
    We can't have a peasant like you
    working one of us to the bone
[06:11] Kikka
    for such a paltry wage!
[06:13] Shiragiku
    Hey!
[06:14] Kikka
    And... to be involved with
    so many low-brow people...
[06:19] Kikka
    I could never...
[06:33] Ouka
    Don't you dare belittle
    my family or our café.
[06:45] Kikka
    What's your problem?!
    Fine, then! Do what you want!
[06:48] Ouka
    Yeah, I will.
[06:51] Kikka
    Sorry to intrude!
[06:55] Hayato
    Sheesh. It's just one headache after another.
[06:59] Ouka
    I'm sorry, guys.
    My sister said some horrible things.
[07:04] Shiragiku
    It's fine. Don't worry about it.
[07:06] Akane
    It doesn't bother me.
[07:08] Riho
    Same!
[07:09] Ami
    It sure sucked being yelled at by someone
    who looks just like Ouka-san, though.
[07:13] Riho
    Hey!
[07:15] Ouka
    Sorry, Ami-chan.
[07:17] Ami
    U-Uh...
[07:21] Ami
    Apologies.
[07:23] Riho
    A-Anyway, your family's pretty amazing, huh?
[07:26] Riho
    They all went to Tokyo U?
[07:28] Ouka
    Yeah. Which is why they had
    sky-high expectations for me, too,
[07:33] Ouka
    but I just can't bring myself to care.
[07:36] Ouka
    I'm sure my sister felt like she had to
    live up to their expectations, too.
[07:41] Ouka
    There's probably something else
    she'd really rather be doing.
[07:45] Ouka
    Even when I did go back home,
[07:48] Ouka
    they were just getting
    on my case all the time.
[07:51] Ouka
    We're twins, but I guess they
    can't tolerate the older sister
[07:56] Ouka
    being the only one
    just doing what she wants.
[08:07] Riho
    What happened to you, Ouka-chan?
[08:09] Riho
    Your eyes look dead.
[08:12] Ouka
    I'm fine. All good.
[08:14] Guy
    I'll be right back.
[08:22] Ouka
    I'm so sorry! You're not hurt, are you?!
[08:24] Guy
    Uh, nah...
[08:25] Shiragiku
    We're so sorry about that.
[08:27] Shiragiku
    Are you okay?
[08:29] Ouka
    Y-Yeah.
[08:30] Shiragiku
    I'll clean up the glass.
[08:33] Shiragiku
    Could you get the mop?
[08:34] Shiragiku
    This probably isn't something
    you should be doing right now.
[08:38] Shiragiku
    Are you worried about what Ami-chan said?
[08:43] Ouka
    It's not that, really.
[08:46] Shiragiku
    She didn't mean any harm by it.
[08:50] Kikka
    Ami...
[09:05] Kikka
    Her name was Ami, then?
[09:12] Five
    The Mad Dog! Kikka!
SIGN    The Mad Dog! Kikka!
[09:14] BuddyB
    You all alone, baby?
[09:16] Fuwa's Grandson
    It's so hot out. Why don't I buy you a drink?
[09:19] Kikka
    No, thank you!
[09:21] Three
    Wh-Whoa...
[09:24] Three
    Yah! It's the Mad Dog!
[09:26] Kikka
    "Mad Dog"?
[09:32] (Flashback) Ouka
    The café where we all work is called Familia.
[09:37] (Flashback) Ouka
    We're basically like family.
[09:40] (Flashback) Ouka
    It's a great place to work.
[09:45] Ami
    Ouka-san still seemed down this morning.
[09:49] Ami
    Maybe I really shouldn't
    have said what I said...
[09:52] Akane
    Who can say?
[09:53] Akane
    But if that's how you feel,
    you should apologize to her properly.
[09:59] Akane
    You have a bad habit of making
    a joke out of your apologies.
[10:03] Ami
    Yeah... I'll be careful.
[10:05] Ami
    It's no fun for me when
    Ouka-san is upset, either.
[10:11] Kikka
    Huh... Never mind.
SIGN    Today's Cake Set
SIGN    Pumpkin Cheesecake + Coffee
SIGN    780 yen
[10:16] Ouka
    Oh, and...
[10:18] (Flashback) Ouka
    The pumpkin cheesecake is amazing!
[10:21] Ouka
    I wish you could try it, too!
[10:30] Ami
    Welcome!
[10:32] Akane
    Really?
[10:36] Ami
    Hey! She liked it!
[10:43] Ami
    She left...
[10:44] Akane
    Didn't Hayato tell you not to
    greet customers in a mask?
[10:48] Ami
    Sorry!
[11:03] Riho
    Is Ouka-chan still in the bath?
[11:05] Riho
    Ouka-chan! Ouka-chan?
[11:10] Riho
    Hey, if you don't get out of there soon,
    the rest of us... can't...
[11:16] Riho
    Ouka-chan?! What are you doing?!
    Are you trying to die?!
[11:19] Ouka
    Oh... Sorry.
[11:22] Ouka
    I spaced out.
[11:23] Riho
    Well, stop living in space!
[11:34] Kikka
    Your outfit is so cute, Onee-chan!
[11:38] (Flashback) Kikka
    I wanna wear it, too!
[11:40] (Flashback) Ouka
    Sure! Your outfit's cute, too!
[11:44] (Flashback) Ouka
    Let me try it!
[11:46] (Flashback) Kikka
    Sure!
[11:49] Ouka
    We used to be so close...
[11:53] (Flashback) Ouka's Dad
    You want to be a fashion designer?
[11:55] (Flashback) Ouka's Mom
    What are you talking about, Ouka?
[11:57] (Flashback) Ouka's Mom
    We need you to attend Tokyo U
    like the rest of us!
[12:03] (Flashback) Kikka
    It's fine.
[12:05] (Flashback) Kikka
    You can do what you want.
[12:07] (Flashback) Kikka
    I'll go to Tokyo U.
[12:12] Ouka
    Oh, yeah. It was my fault.
[12:15] Hayato
    Hey, Ouka.
[12:18] Hayato
    Got a minute?
[12:19] Ouka
    Wh-What do you want?!
    Jeez, can't you even knock?!
[12:23] Hayato
    I did, actually.
[12:26] Ouka
    Well, wait until I answer!
[12:29] Ouka
    Wh-What?
[12:31] Hayato
    You said something mean,
    and now you feel bad.
[12:34] Hayato
    You want to apologize
    and make up. Is that about right?
[12:38] Ouka
    That's not what I'm...
[12:40] Hayato
    Your sister showed up at the beach hut
    in some weird disguise today.
[12:47] Ouka
    Huh?
[12:48] Hayato
    I bet she wanted to make up with you.
[12:52] Ouka
    Th-There's no way she did.
[12:55] Ouka
    I'm the useless older sister who dumped
    all my responsibilities on her.
[13:01] Ouka
    There's no way she wants to do that.
[13:04] Hayato
    Did she say anything yesterday
    that discredited what you're doing?
[13:10] Hayato
    She never answered as to why
    she wanted all of us there,
[13:15] Hayato
    but I'm pretty sure I can guess her reason.
[13:19] Hayato
    She was worried about you.
[13:21] Hayato
    She was afraid you were
    surrounding yourself with weirdos.
[13:25] Ouka
    Kikka, worrying about me?
[13:27] Ouka
    She's never said anything
    like that to me before.
[13:31] Hayato
    Well, obviously.
[13:32] Hayato
    She seems to be just as contrary as you.
[13:36] Ouka
    What?!
[13:37] Hayato
    Besides, aren't twins supposed to know
    that sort of thing without words?
[13:42] Ouka
    We don't have telepathic powers or anything.
[13:46] Hayato
    Oh, really?
[13:47] Hayato
    I guess you'll have to talk
    to her in person, then.
[13:50] Ouka
    Huh?
[13:53] Hayato
    You should treasure your real family, too.
[13:56] Hayato
    I'm giving you tomorrow off.
    Use that time to make up or whatever.
[14:00] Hayato
    I can't have you breaking any more glasses.
[14:06] Ouka
    Meddler...
[14:11] Ouka
    Sorry to take time off when we're so busy.
[14:15] Ouka
    I'll be back as soon as I can.
[14:17] Riho
    You can leave the shop to us.
[14:19] Akane
    Have a good talk with her.
[14:21] Shiragiku
    I hope you'll be able to make... up...
[14:24] Ouka
    Uh...
[14:26] Ami
    I am sincerely sorry
    for the imprudent things I said!
[14:31] Ouka
    It's fine. I wasn't bothered
    by anything you said.
[14:36] Ouka
    W-Well, I'm going now.
[14:38] Ami
    And from there...
[14:40] Ami
    Handstand!
[14:42] Akane
    Take care.
[14:45] Ami
    I blew it...
[14:46] Riho
    What the heck are you doing?!
[14:48] Kikka
    This house sure is lively
    first thing in the morning.
[14:53] Ouka
    Kikka...
[14:57] Ouka
    What brings you here so early?
[15:04] Ouka
    I was just on my way to see you, though,
[15:07] Ouka
    so that worked out.
[15:11] Ouka
    Hayato-kun made me realize
[15:15] Ouka
    that there are some things twins
    should know without words.
[15:19] Ouka
    Maybe I was mistaken about you.
[15:27] Kikka
    That's right! You've been
    mistaken all this time!
[15:31] Kikka
    I would never give up what I wanted to do
    for someone else's sake!
[15:36] Kikka
    I decided to go to college
    because I have things I want to do!
[15:41] Kikka
    So what's with you?!
[15:43] Kikka
    You think I'm suffering
    or something because of you?!
[15:48] Kikka
    Ever since I decided
    to take the entrance exams,
[15:51] Kikka
    you've been acting all troubled
    and self-deprecating with me!
[15:57] Kikka
    On top of that, when I got into college,
[16:00] Kikka
    you made a big show of leaving home
    and starting a live-in part-time job,
[16:03] Kikka
    and even calling total
    strangers your "family"!
[16:06] Kikka
    I think you got full of yourself
    because Grandma was so soft on you!
[16:09] Kikka
    Mom and Dad have been worried
    about you, too, you know!
[16:13] Kikka
    That's why I came to see you,
    but now I'm treated like the bad guy?!
[16:18] Kikka
    I bet you made the beach hut swimsuits
    and the café uniforms, right?
[16:23] Kikka
    I could tell with one glance!
[16:26] Kikka
    Of course I could! We're twins!
[16:29] Kikka
    It's obvious that we'd have
    the same tastes and fashion sense!
[16:36] Kikka
    But you never made
    a cute outfit like that for me.
[16:44] Kikka
    So why...
[16:48] Kikka
    Why do they get to...
[16:58] Ouka
    I'm sorry I slapped you.
[17:01] Ouka
    You're still my precious little sister.
[17:11] Kikka
    Then tell me that! You jerk!
[17:16] Ouka
    Come on, don't start crying.
[17:19] Ouka
    I'll make a cute outfit for you, too.
[17:23] Kikka
    Better believe you will!
[17:25] Kikka
    'Cause no one's rooting for you
    as much as I am!
[17:33] Kikka
    Hey...
[17:35] Kikka
    Do I really have to apologize?
[17:38] Ouka
    Yes. You said some really
    mean things to them.
[17:42] Ouka
    Besides, I want them to understand
    that you're not a bad person.
[17:47] Ouka
    That's why. Okay?
[17:49] Kikka
    'Kay.
[17:51] Ouka
    They should all still be at home now.
[17:57] Shiragiku
    You're not getting away.
[17:59] Riho
    Look at us!
[18:01] Ami
    Rawr! Rawr!
[18:04] Hayato
    O-Ouka! Help me!
[18:08] Shiragiku
    Hayato-kun!
[18:09] Riho
    Tell me what you think of my swimsuit!
[18:11] Ami
    Rawr! Rawr!
[18:16] Riho
    You never tell us anything when we do this!
[18:18] Riho
    Come on already!
[18:20] Kikka
    Wh-What? What's wrong?
[18:23] Ouka
    L-Looks like they're busy right now!
    We'll come back—
[18:27] Akane
    Looks like you've patched things up.
[18:30] Akane
    I'll make some coffee, then.
    Come into the café.
[18:34] Ouka
    Akane-chan...
[18:36] Akane
    We've got the pumpkin cheesecake
    your sister loves, too.
[18:41] Kikka
    That's great! I really wanted to try some!
[18:44] Kikka
    La, la, la!
[18:47] Ouka
    Sorry to put you through the trouble.
[18:50] Akane
    Well, if she sees that...
[18:54] Akane
    It'll end in another fight.
[18:57] Ouka
    True.
[19:02] Kikka
    This is it! This is what I wanted to try!
[19:05] Kikka
    Thank you!
[19:06] Akane
    Shiragiku made the cake, though.
[19:14] Kikka
    It's so good!
[19:28] Hayato
    Well, we managed to stay in the black—
[19:33] Hayato
    Don't kick the door!
[19:35] Ouka
    Dinner's on.
[19:38] Hayato
    Okay, got it. I'll be right there.
[19:41] Ouka
    O-Okay.
[19:43] Ouka
    Oh, and, uh... your advice helped me to
     finally have a good talk with my sister.
[19:51] Ouka
    So I guess I should thank you.
[19:54] Hayato
    Did you? Glad to hear it.
[19:58] (Flashback) Kikka
    Anyway, Hayato-kun's
    really something, isn't he?
[20:02] (Flashback) Kikka
    The very first time I saw him,
[20:05] (Flashback) Kikka
    he looked at me and said, "Who are you?"
[20:13] Hayato
    What? Still need something?
[20:15] Ouka
    Huh? Oh, uh...
[20:18] Ouka
    Well...
[20:21] Ouka
    How did you know right away
    that Kikka wasn't me?
[20:25] Ouka
    Even our parents mix us up all the time.
[20:28] Hayato
    Oh. Because she had her bag
    on her left shoulder.
[20:33] Hayato
    I thought it seemed weird,
    since you're right-handed.
[20:38] Ouka
    What? That's it?
[20:40] Ouka
    That could've just been a coincidence!
[20:42] Hayato
    But what really sealed it
    was the way she treated Ami.
[20:47] Ouka
    Treated Ami?
[20:48] Hayato
    You do have a pretty nasty way
    of talking, and you're contrary.
[20:53] Hayato
    You're the kind of useless woman who
    farts in the ocean and just floats off.
[20:56] Ouka
    I didn't fart, and I never floated off!
[20:59] Ouka
    What are you even talking about?!
[21:01] Hayato
    But you wouldn't talk that way
    about someone you consider family.
[21:09] Hayato
    You're the most caring one
    out of the six of us, after all.
[21:21] Ouka
    N-Not really. I'm just normal.
[21:25] Ouka
    You're actually pretty big-hearted, though.
[21:29] Ouka
    Even when she insulted the café,
    you didn't get mad.
[21:32] Ouka
    I think it's pretty cool how you're
    so confident in what you do.
[21:39] Hayato
    That's right!
[21:40] Hayato
    Hey! Did you tell your sister
    that I'm a Tokyo U student?!
[21:44] Ouka
    Huh?
[21:45] Hayato
    She had the gall to insult
    my educational background!
[21:49] Hayato
    I'm a Tokyo U student, too!
[21:51] Hayato
    I got accepted while still
    in high school, even!
[21:55] Ouka
    Petty, much?
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[23:27] Ami
    I guess Kikka-san is a tsundere
    just like Ouka-san, huh?
[23:30] Riho
    And she wears glasses and goes to Tokyo U.
[23:33] Hayato
    She's basically an upgraded Ouka.
[23:35] Riho
    Is there a heroine swap coming on?!
[23:37] Hayato
    No, I wouldn't—
[23:38] Ouka
    Hold up! I'm not quitting the heroine gig!

E11 - Fireworks of Love

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[00:02] Ami
    Yay!
[00:04] Shiragiku
    Aren't they pretty?
[00:05] Ouka
    I'm so glad we bought these!
[00:07] Ami
    Yeah! This rocks!
[00:09] Riho
    Big fireworks are great,
[00:11] Riho
    but handheld ones are nice, too.
[00:18] (Flashback) Hayato
    Isn't it pretty, Grandma?
[00:20] (Flashback) Sachiko
    Yes, it sure is.
[00:23] (Flashback) Sachiko
    But the moment that sparkler ends,
    summer does, too.
[00:27] (Flashback) Hayato
    What?!
[00:33] Riho
    Come on, Ami-chan!
[00:35] Ami
    Double poop!
[00:38] Riho
    Jeez, you're wasting the fireworks!
[00:39] Ami
    Poop! Poop! Poop! Poop! Poop!
[00:40] Riho
    And what are you finding
    so funny, Ouka-chan?!
[00:43] Ouka
    I mean...
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[02:17] Hayato
    Looks like we made a profit
    of about 80,000 today.
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[02:20] Hayato
    There've been fewer and fewer
    people coming to swim, too.
[02:25] Hayato
    Business management is exhausting.
[02:28] Hayato
    I can't just shut down Grandma's
    business, though. I have to—
[02:34] Hayato
    Yeah?
[02:36] Akane
    You're working late.
[02:38] Akane
    I made coffee. Want some?
[02:41] Hayato
    Yeah, thanks.
[02:43] Akane
    You're the one who told Riho
    not to overwork herself.
[02:45] Akane
    Guess you weren't in any position to talk.
[02:48] Hayato
    I'm the one running this business, remember?
[02:51] Hayato
    There's a lot I have to do.
[02:53] Hayato
    Though I'm sure it'll get a bit easier
    once the beach hut wraps up.
[02:58] Akane
    I guess.
[03:00] Akane
    It's sad to think of it ending, though.
[03:03] Akane
    The beach hut was fun in its own way.
[03:07] Akane
    Wow...
[03:09] Akane
    You've got some challenging books here.
[03:12] Akane
    Typical Tokyo U student.
[03:14] Hayato
    I only used them to study
    for the entrance exams.
[03:17] Hayato
    I usually only need to read
    something once for it to...
[03:23] Hayato
    stick in my memory.
[03:24] Akane
    Yeah? You're pretty smart, then.
[03:27] Akane
    I guess you know everything, huh?
[03:30] Hayato
    About studying, sure.
[03:32] Hayato
    Outside of that, there are
    plenty of things I don't know.
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[03:38] Akane
    Like a girl's heart?
[03:43] Hayato
    Yep. That's the kind of thing
    I understand the least.
[03:47] Akane
    All lies.
[03:49] Akane
    You're very perceptive.
[03:52] Akane
    I bet you've already realized how
    a certain someone really feels.
[03:56] Hayato
    Which someone?
[03:58] Akane
    Sounds like you have at least
    a vague idea of who I mean.
[04:03] Hayato
    I don't. That's why I'm asking.
[04:09] Akane
    You want to know?
[04:12] Akane
    Then... shall I tell you?
[04:16] Hayato
    I really have no interest
    in that kind of thing.
[04:20] Akane
    What, now?
[04:21] Akane
    Are you saying you're more into
    this kind of thing?
[04:27] Hayato
    Stop it! I don't like when you guys
    joke around about that!
[04:30] Akane
    Oh, really?
[04:32] Akane
    Then can I ask you one more thing?
[04:35] Hayato
    Wh-What?
[04:37] Akane
    You know, Hayato...
[04:41] Akane
    The stars look beautiful tonight.
[04:43] Akane
    Do you think it'll be clear tomorrow?
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[04:56] Hayato
    Who knows?
[04:58] Hayato
    I don't have time to think
    about that stuff right now.
[05:02] Hayato
    I already made up my mind to revive
    my grandma's business within a year.
[05:06] Hayato
    So until I can be sure that
    I'll be able to pull it off,
[05:11] Hayato
    sorry to say it, but I don't have time to
    think about stars or weather forecasts.
[05:19] Hayato
    That said...
[05:23] Hayato
    The coffee you make really is good.
[05:27] Hayato
    I do hope I'll be able to take my time
    enjoying it while watching the stars someday.
[05:37] Akane
    What are you talking about?
[05:39] Hayato
    Huh?
[05:40] Akane
    I was literally just talking about
    the stars and the weather.
[05:44] Hayato
    Wha?!
[05:46] Akane
    Well, whatever.
[05:48] Akane
    The stuff smart people say
    never makes sense, anyway.
[05:51] Akane
    I'm going to bed.
[05:52] Hayato
    Y-Yeah... Goodnight.
[05:57] Akane
    Oh, right.
[05:59] Akane
    You know, the moon is beautiful tonight, too.
[06:06] Hayato
    You totally knew what I was talking about!
[06:08] Akane
    Goodnight.
[06:10] Hayato
    Hey!
[06:13] Hayato
    This is exhausting.
[06:17] Akane
    I guess that means his response
    to my confession is on hold for now.
[06:29] Ouka
    You've gotta be kidding me!
[06:31] Ouka
    How the heck does a bathtub break?!
[06:34] Hayato
    Well, what do you expect
    from a house that old?
[06:37] Ami
    Yeah, but it's gonna be a blast
    going to a bathhouse together!
[06:41] Shiragiku
    Someone should be over to fix it tomorrow.
[06:45] Riho
    If we're fixing it anyway,
    let's just upgrade it to the latest style.
[06:48] Riho
    You know, with jets and stuff.
[06:50] Hayato
    We can't afford that.
[06:53] Riho
    At least get us a new toilet, then!
[06:56] Hayato
    Don't make me repeat myself.
[06:59] Riho
    Get us a new toilet!
    Get us a new toilet! Get us a new toilet!
[07:02] Hayato
    Look...
[07:04] Riho
    I mean, the bidet attachment is like
    the kind they have at old inns!
[07:08] Riho
    It scares me!
[07:09] Riho
    So come on!
[07:10] Hayato
    All right, fine. I'll think about it.
[07:13] Riho
    Really?!
[07:16] Shiragiku
    Come to think of it, we did visit
    the bathhouse with Grandma, didn't we?
[07:21] Riho
    Oh, yeah, it was around this time last year
    when the boiler broke, wasn't it?
[07:25] Ouka
    Yeah, I remember!
[07:27] Shiragiku
    Wow, it's really been that long, huh?
[07:31] Shiragiku
    Grandma told us to have some coffee milk,
    even though we didn't have money...
[07:36] Riho
    Cut it out! You're gonna make me cry, too!
[07:40] Ouka
    Ami-chan.
[07:41] Ouka
    You can't take your duck into the bath.
[07:44] Ami
    Why not?! It's cute!
SIGN    Ami
[07:46] Ami
    Everyone loves a rubber duckie!
[07:48] Ouka
    And you need to tie up your hair.
[07:54] Ouka
    There's no one here!
[07:57] Ouka
    Hurry up, you guys! The place is all ours!
[08:02] Ami
    Ouka-san!
[08:05] Ami
    Tsuruga-Style Ninja Arts:
[08:07] Ami
    Soap Bar Shuriken!
[08:09] Ouka
    Wai—
[08:14] Ouka
    How naïve! You thought a trick
    like that would work on m—
[08:18] Ami
    Here we go!
[08:24] Ouka
    Come on! I told you,
    no horsing around in the bath!
[08:28] Shiragiku
    Ouka-chan was the one
    horsing around that time.
[08:31] Riho
    Yep.
[08:32] Wagashi Lady
    Never a dull moment with you girls, eh?
[08:36] Wagashi Lady
    It's proper manners
    to use the bathhouse quietly.
[08:41] Ami
    The wagashi shop lady!
[08:43] Ami
    Your abs are as fabulous as ever, I see!
[08:46] Wagashi Lady
    Stop that!
[08:47] Shiragiku
    W-Well, let's get in.
[08:50] Akane
    Hey, Riho...
[08:53] Riho
    What's up?
[08:57] Akane
    Sorry. Never mind.
[09:03] Hayato
    Ow!
[09:04] Fishman
    Aw, c'mon, don't be a wimp.
[09:07] Fishman
    It's gotta be this hot,
    or it ain't a real bath.
[09:10] Hayato
    No, even for a real bath, that's too hot!
[09:13] Fishman
    Quit your bellyaching! C'mon!
[09:17] Ouka
    Sounds noisy over there, too.
[09:19] Riho
    Ami-chan, no swimming in the bath!
[09:21] Fishman
    Wow! For a skinny thing, you've sure
    got a big one, youngster!
[09:26] Hayato
    Shut up!
[09:30] Ami
    Hey, what's Hayacchi got that's so big?
[09:33] Ouka
    H-How should I know?!
[09:36] Wagashi Lady
    Honestly, goofing around
    like that at his age...
[09:40] Wagashi Lady
    Anyway, how's it been for you girls,
[09:44] Wagashi Lady
    living together with Hayato-kun?
[09:46] Shiragiku
    "How's it been"?
[09:47] Ouka
    What do you mean?
[09:48] Wagashi Lady
    I mean, don't you find yourself
    starting to like him?
[09:51] Wagashi Lady
    He's a good kid on the inside,
    and the outside isn't half bad, either.
[09:57] Ouka
    O-Of course we haven't!
[10:00] Ouka
    He's so insensitive and tactless—
[10:02] Ami
    Sure, I like Hayacchi!
[10:05] Ami
    He bought me takoyaki and
    a kebab sandwich the other day!
[10:09] Wagashi Lady
    Oh, really? Good for you.
[10:12] Wagashi Lady
    Come to my place for some daifuku next time.
[10:14] Ami
    I love you!
[10:17] Shiragiku
    Th-The heat's making me dizzy,
    so I'm getting out now.
[10:21] Wagashi Lady
    Now, hold on. I haven't heard from you yet.
[10:25] Ouka
    The last time we talked about this,
[10:28] Ouka
    we told you we hadn't even thought about it.
[10:31] Wagashi Lady
    But who knows if that's
    still the case, right?
[10:33] Ami
    Hey, lady! I wanna eat some mitarashi dango!
[10:35] Ami
    And something salty, too!
[10:38] Akane
    What about you, Riho?
[10:42] Akane
    How do you feel about Hayato?
[10:44] Riho
    Huh?
[10:47] Riho
    How do I feel?
[10:48] Riho
    Well, I think he's
    working hard to run the café,
[10:52] Riho
    but I wish he didn't act
    so unfriendly toward customers.
[10:57] Akane
    That's not what I'm talking about.
[11:02] Riho
    I'm getting dizzy, too.
[11:07] Riho
    This isn't the time to be talking
    about whether we like him or not.
[11:13] Riho
    We need to get Familia,
    Grandma's business, back on its feet.
[11:18] Riho
    I'm sure that's how Hayato feels, too.
[11:28] Riho
    So I...
[11:30] Akane
    Riho.
[11:33] Akane
    I like Hayato.
[11:37] Riho
    Huh?
[11:39] Akane
    As a man, of course.
[11:41] Akane
    You do too, don't you?
[11:44] Riho
    L-Like I said, I don't...
[11:46] Riho
    even look... at Hayato-kun... that... way.
[11:55] Akane
    I see. So you don't mind, then?
[11:58] Riho
    Huh? Mind what?
[12:03] Akane
    I told Hayato that I like him.
[12:11] Ami
    Buy us coffee milk!
[12:14] Ami
    Buy us coffee milk! Buy us coffee milk!
[12:17] Hayato
    Buy it yourself. You just got paid.
[12:17] Ami
    Coffee milk! Coffee milk!
[12:20] Ami
    You miser!
[12:22] Akane
    I'll make caffè latte for you
    when we get back.
[12:25] Ami
    Really?!
[12:27] Akane
    Want some too, Hayato?
[12:29] Ami
    Let's have it together!
[12:30] Hayato
    I don't like sweet stuff.
    Just make me the usual.
[12:34] Akane
    Got it.
[12:38] Ouka
    We're back!
[12:40] Hayato
    Took you long enough.
[12:42] Ouka
    Girls need more time than boys!
[12:44] Riho
    Oh, I forgot I'm in charge
    of breakfast tomorrow.
[12:48] Riho
    I'll be home after I buy some stuff.
[12:49] Hayato
    Oh, okay. Thanks.
[12:52] Hayato
    Ow!
[12:53] Hayato
    Ow, ow, ow...
[12:53] Ouka
    You're gonna send a girl out
    shopping on her own at this hour?
[12:57] Hayato
    Quit kicking me over everything!
[12:58] Riho
    Uh... I'll be fine by myself.
[13:02] Hayato
    Let's go.
[13:04] Hayato
    If anything happens to anyone
    on my staff, it's my responsibility.
[13:08] Hayato
    I'll go with you.
    Let's get this done and go home.
[13:11] Riho
    S-Sure...
[13:13] Ami
    Hey, want me to cook for a change?
[13:16] Ouka
    You don't need to do a thing, Ami-chan.
[13:19] Ami
    Aw, why not?
[13:21] Shiragiku
    Come on, let's go home.
[13:25] Hayato
    You know...
[13:27] Hayato
    You didn't have to buy so much just because
    stuff's cheaper at the end of the day.
[13:32] Hayato
    What are we gonna do with all these
    shiitake mushrooms and bean sprouts?
[13:38] (Flashback) Akane
    I told Hayato that I like him.
[13:45] Hayato
    Hello? Riho?
[13:47] Riho
    Uh, what?
[13:48] Hayato
    What's going on?
    You've been out of it since we left.
[13:52] Riho
    N-Nothing's going on!
[13:54] Riho
    M-Maybe I'm just dehydrated.
[13:57] Riho
    I did stay in the bath too long.
[14:02] Riho
    Hayato-kun?
SIGN    Cold
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SIGN    Cold
[14:12] Hayato
    Here. Don't tell Ami.
[14:15] Hayato
    Take it.
[14:17] Riho
    Th-Thanks...
[14:20] Riho
    Why?
[14:22] Riho
    Why are you being so nice to me?
[14:25] Riho
    Are you giddy because Akane
    told you she liked you?
[14:29] Riho
    Did that make you happy?
[14:35] Riho
    Well, how's it going?
[14:37] Hayato
    How's what going?
[14:39] Riho
    I-I mean...
[14:40] Riho
    Familia's business. Y'know.
[14:42] Hayato
    Oh. Decent enough, I guess.
[14:45] Hayato
    The beach hut did stay in the black,
[14:48] Hayato
    but not by as much as I expected.
[14:51] Riho
    What answer did you give her?
[14:55] Riho
    Is that gonna be enough?
[14:57] Hayato
    Dunno. All we can do is do our best.
[15:00] Riho
    It worries me to hear
    the owner talking like that.
[15:03] Hayato
    Well, stop worrying.
[15:05] Hayato
    I've been thinking about
    new menu items and events for fall.
[15:06] Riho
    So how do you feel about me, then?
[15:10] Riho
    Am I just staff? Or a housemate?
[15:14] Riho
    That's good, I guess.
[15:18] Riho
    I don't want that.
[15:20] Riho
    I'm the oldest of all of us.
[15:23] Riho
    That's why I've always worked
    my hardest for Familia, and for Grandma.
[15:28] Riho
    But the truth is, how I feel about
    Hayato-kun... I'm also in...
[15:34] Hayato
    What're you doing?
[15:36] Hayato
    We're gonna make the others worry.
    Let's go in.
[15:39] Riho
    S-Sure.
[15:42] Riho
    It's just the two of us right now.
[15:45] Riho
    Hey...
[15:47] Riho
    If I'm gonna tell him, now's the time!
[15:54] Hayato
    C'mon, let's go.
[16:00] Hayato
    So tired...
[16:07] Riho
    I...
[16:10] Riho
    I think I'm in love with you, Hayato-kun.
[16:15] Hayato
    Huh?
[16:20] Riho
    What would you do if I told you
    that out of the blue?
[16:24] Riho
    I guess it'd be a problem for you, huh?
[16:27] Riho
    What am I even talking about?
[16:31] Hayato
    Nah, it wouldn't be a problem.
[16:34] Hayato
    It'd make me happy, like anyone would be.
[16:36] Riho
    Huh?
[16:37] Hayato
    But even if it were true,
[16:40] Hayato
    there's still no telling
    how the café will hold up,
[16:43] Hayato
    so I don't have time to think
    about that kinda thing.
[16:46] Riho
    That's fine!
[16:48] Hayato
    Huh?
[16:48] Riho
    It if makes you happy, that's enough!
[16:50] Hayato
    What?
[16:52] Riho
    Goodnight!
[16:54] Hayato
    Wait... Riho?
[16:57] Hayato
    I seriously don't know what the right
    answer is in these situations...
[17:03] Ami
    Yum!
[17:08] Riho
    Thank you for coming by!
[17:11] Riho
    It's finally slowing down a...
[17:14] Akane
    No, not like that.
[17:17] Hayato
    It's fine. I can do it myself.
[17:20] Akane
    You don't have to be shy. I'll show you how.
[17:23] Akane
    You don't know how to work
    with these beans, do you?
[17:26] Akane
    Come on. Watch closely.
[17:29] Hayato
    Hey! Something's touching me!
[17:32] Akane
    Yep. I know.
[17:34] Hayato
    You...
[17:39] Riho
    What are you two doing?!
[17:41] Riho
    This is not a hostess bar!
[17:46] Hayato
    What?! I'm not doing anything!
[17:56] Hayato
    Uh, I'm gonna go buy some paper filters.
[18:03] Akane
    Touching isn't allowed.
[18:06] Riho
    Huh?!
[18:08] Akane
    At a hostess bar.
[18:10] Riho
    What's your game, hanging all over
    Hayato-kun right in front of me?!
[18:14] Akane
    What's the problem?
    There aren't any customers here.
[18:18] Akane
    Besides, you don't have
    feelings for him at all, right?
[18:23] Riho
    That's right. I don't.
[18:27] Riho
    Is that what you expected me to say?!
[18:29] Riho
    Of course I like Hayato-kun, too!
[18:31] Riho
    So it pisses me off when you do
    stuff like that in front of me!
[18:36] Hayato
    Being a ladies' man is exhausting.
[18:40] Student1
    Man, I couldn't believe
    what was going on at that café.
[18:43] Student2
    I know, right? The waitresses
    were really at each other's throats.
[18:47] Student1
    "Of course I like him, too!" Was that it?
[18:50] Student2
    I dunno who they were talking about,
[18:52] Student2
    but I guess there's
    a real ladies' man out there.
[18:59] Ami
    It's time to stop this!
[19:01] Ami
    I thought it seemed noisy in here!
[19:03] Ami
    What are you arguing about?!
    Tell me right now!
[19:09] Hayato
    Damn it! This is my fault!
[19:11] Hayato
    They're fighting because
    I'm too damn attractive!
[19:16] Riho
    Um...
[19:17] Akane
    What are these?
[19:19] Ami
    Super-shiny mud balls that I made!
[19:22] Ami
    You play by dropping them.
[19:23] Ami
    If your ball breaks, you lose!
[19:25] Ami
    No matter who wins, you have to
    agree to stop fighting! Got it?
[19:30] Riho
    Ami-chan...
[19:33] Akane
    Sorry, Riho.
[19:35] Akane
    You just wouldn't come out and say it,
[19:38] Akane
    so I thought I'd rile you up a little.
[19:41] Riho
    Why did you have to do that?
[19:43] Akane
    Because every time
    there's something you want to say,
[19:47] Akane
    you hold back and bottle it up.
[19:49] Akane
    It felt a little unfair for me to be the only
    one doing things my own way.
[19:54] Akane
    It was making me feel bad.
[19:57] Akane
    Sorry I upset you.
[20:01] Riho
    I-It's fine. I guess I got too angry, too.
[20:06] Akane
    But now we can finally talk to
    each other from the same perspective.
[20:11] Akane
    Even among family, a battle is a battle.
[20:13] Akane
    And I won't lose.
[20:15] Riho
    Well, neither will I!
[20:20] Hayato
    You guys!
[20:23] Hayato
    Stop fighting over me!
[20:27] Hayato
    I told you I have no intention of
    getting into that stuff right now!
[20:30] Riho
    Hayato-kun...
[20:32] Riho
    We weren't fighting. Right?
[20:34] Akane
    Right.
[20:36] Akane
    Actually, when you talk to us like that...
[20:39] Riho
    It kind of pisses me off.
[20:41] Hayato
    Er... Uh...
[20:43] Ami
    Don't worry, Hayacchi!
[20:45] Ami
    This is just a dropping contest.
[20:49] Ami
    No matter who wins, it's just a game.
[20:51] Hayato
    Dropping...
[20:54] Hayato
    A game?
[20:55] (Flashback) Akane
    You know, the moon is beautiful tonight, too.
[20:59] (Flashback) Riho
    I think I'm in love with you, Hayato-kun.
[21:02] Hayato
    Being a ladies' man is exhausting.
[21:05] Hayato
    ...ladies' man...
    ladies' man... ladies' man...
[21:10] Hayato
    You're all messing with me!
[21:12] Riho
    I think he got the wrong idea.
[21:16] Akane
    It's fine.
[21:17] Akane
    He'll understand how serious
    we are soon enough.
[21:21] Riho
    I won't hold back anymore.
[21:24] Akane
    I don't intend to, either.
[23:03] Hayato
    Bathroom...
[23:20] Hayato
    Shiragiku?
[23:22] Hayato
    What is she doing in Grandma's room?
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[23:27] Ami
    Let's guess what the last episode
    will be! Battle Tournament!
[23:30] Hayato
    Battle against who?!
[23:31] Ouka
    Hayato-kun gets arrested.
[23:32] Hayato
    Hey!
[23:32] Akane
    Hayato-kun and I get together.
[23:33] Hayato
    Hey!
[23:34] Shiragiku
    Hayato-kun becomes my boyfriend.
[23:36] Hayato
    I'm not falling for that again!
[23:37] Shiragiku
    Meow, meow, meow!
    I make a baby with Hayato-kun!
[23:40] Hayato
    Keep your clothes on!

E12 - Two Encounters

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[00:00] Hayato
    I think we should come up
    with some new menu items!
[00:05] Ouka
    Yeah, you say that every time
    the seasons change.
[00:10] Riho
    That was what came to your mind
    with fall coming up?
[00:14] Hayato
    No!
[00:15] Hayato
    We do need to come up
    with a fall menu, of course,
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[00:19] Hayato
    but that's not my point!
[00:20] Hayato
    We need something incredible
    that'll represent our café itself!
[00:25] Hayato
    Something that'll be all over
    TV and social media!
[00:28] Hayato
    I think that's the kind of thing
    a popular café needs!
[00:33] Ouka
    And who's going to come up with it?
[00:35] Hayato
    Huh?
[00:36] Ouka
    You're just gonna dump it
    on Shiragiku-san again, aren't you?
[00:42] Ouka
    If you had an idea like that, we'd have
    started using it ages ago, right?
[00:45] Ouka
    Isn't he dumb? Doesn't he have a dumb face?
[00:48] Hayato
    Shut up!
[00:49] Shiragiku-san
    Um... I wasn't actually thinking all that...
[00:53] Ami
    I'll make something!
[00:54] Riho
    Please don't.
[00:55] Ami
    Aw!
[00:57] Hayato
    Honestly...
[00:59] Akane
    Hayato.
[01:01] Akane
    I think coming up with new
    menu items is a good idea.
[01:05] Akane
    I kind of like...
[01:08] Akane
    how serious you are about stuff like that.
[01:14] Riho
    I-I like that, too.
[01:16] Riho
    It makes me think about how reliable you are.
[01:22] (Flashback) Ami
    This is just a dropping contest.
[01:26] (Flashback) Ami
    No matter who wins, it's just a game.
[01:29] Hayato
    Oh, you guys are making
    fun of me, aren't you?
[01:32] Hayato
    I'm not falling for that again!
[01:34] Akane
    We won't be able to do this for a while.
[01:37] Riho
    Yeah. He's all distrustful of us now.
[01:41] Ouka
    What's going on, Akane-chan and Riho-san?
[01:44] (Flashback) Akane
    I told Hayato that I like him.
[01:50] Hayato
    Anyway! We need new menu items!
[01:54] Ami/Ouka/Akane/Riho
    Okay!
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[01:56] Shiragiku
    You're really fired up for this,
    huh, Hayato-kun?
[01:59] Shiragiku
    You really offered to help me
    think up new menu items!
[02:02] Hayato
    Well, I don't want to have Ouka
    on my case all the time.
[02:06] Hayato
    Besides, your college classes start soon.
[02:09] Hayato
    I can't keep relying on you for everything.
[02:12] Shiragiku
    No need to worry about that.
[02:14] Shiragiku
    I'll make food to keep on hand.
[02:17] Hayato
    That might work for now,
    but I can't make you do it forever.
[02:21] Hayato
    You'll be moving out of here
    eventually, after all.
[02:29] Hayato
    Wh-Wh-Wh-What?!
[02:32] Shiragiku
    Why do you have to say sad things like that?!
[02:34] Shiragiku
    We'll always be family, won't we?!
[02:38] Hayato
    I mean, that's nice to say,
    but you can't work part-time forever...
[02:42] Shiragiku
    But I can still stay here, can't I?!
[02:46] Hayato
    I don't know if that'll work.
[02:48] Hayato
    Your parents probably
    wouldn't be too happy with it.
[02:53] Shiragiku
    Fine, then!
[02:54] Shiragiku
    If you're going to be that mean,
    I won't teach you anything!
[02:58] Shiragiku
    You can come up with the
    new menu items yourself!
[03:05] Hayato
    S-Sorry! I shouldn't have said that!
[03:08] Hayato
    You can stay here as long as you want.
[03:10] Shiragiku
    Really?!
[03:13] Akane
    "The coffee you make really is good."
[03:17] Akane
    "I do hope I'll be able to take my time
    enjoying it while watching the stars someday."
[03:22] Bandmate1
    Uh... What was that?
[03:24] Bandmate2
    Lyrics for a new song?
[03:26] Akane
    I confessed my feelings to my crush,
    and that was his response.
[03:30] Bandmates
    What?!
[03:31] Bandmate1
    I didn't even know you had a crush!
[03:33] Bandmate2
    And what kind of response is that?!
[03:35] Akane
    I think he meant it's not out of
    the question, but it's on hold for now.
[03:39] Bandmates
    He's just toying with you!
[03:42] Shiragiku
    What do you think? It's a sweet potato tart.
[03:45] Hayato
    Well, it definitely feels like autumn,
[03:48] Hayato
    and the ingredients
    probably wouldn't cost much.
[03:54] Shiragiku
    Time really flies, doesn't it?
[03:56] Shiragiku
    I can't believe September starts tomorrow.
[03:59] Hayato
    What brought that on?
[04:01] Shiragiku
    Nothing, really.
[04:03] Shiragiku
    I just realized how quickly summer ended.
[04:06] Hayato
    Yeah, I guess so.
[04:08] Hayato
    That's just how busy it was.
[04:11] Shiragiku
    Just busy?
[04:13] Shiragiku
    Didn't something else happen, too?
[04:17] Shiragiku
    Something romantic, maybe?
[04:25] Hayato
    Wh-What about you?
[04:28] Hayato
    If you're asking me that,
    something must have happened with you.
[04:34] Shiragiku
    Grandma was right.
[04:36] Shiragiku
    You really are a terrible liar.
[04:39] Hayato
    Huh?
[04:41] Shiragiku
    I know, y'know.
[04:44] Hayato
    You know... what?
[04:51] Shiragiku
    I have someone I like, too.
[04:54] Shiragiku
    But even if it turns out
    the feeling's mutual,
[04:57] Shiragiku
    I could never go out with him.
[05:00] Shiragiku
    Because I know I'd only make him sad one day.
[05:05] Shiragiku
    But...
[05:07] Shiragiku
    I was the first one out of all of us
    to fall in love with you!
[05:12] Shiragiku
    I just want you to know that.
[05:18] Hayato
    Wh-Where did all that come from?
[05:22] Hayato
    Are you drunk again?
[05:24] Shiragiku
    I'm being serious!
[05:28] Hayato
    Oh... Sorry.
[05:30] Hayato
    But when you hit me with that so suddenly...
[05:35] Shiragiku
    It's fine.
[05:36] Hayato
    Shiragiku...
[05:42] Shiragiku
    As long as I have this smell!
[05:43] Hayato
    You are drunk! How, though?!
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[05:49] Hayato
    Those again?!
[05:50] Hayato
    You're not allowed to clean up anymore!
[05:54] Shiragiku
    Come on!
[05:56] Shiragiku
    Let's do it before the others get back!
[06:00] Hayato
    Do what?!
[06:01] Akane
    How goes the new menu—
[06:06] Shiragiku
    I can't get enough!
[06:06] Hayato
    Cut it out!
[06:09] Akane
    You know, if you get too carried away,
[06:12] Akane
    even I'm gonna get sick of you.
[06:15] Hayato
    H-Hey!
[06:17] Akane
    Jerk.
[06:21] Hayato
    Jeez...
[06:23] Hayato
    She can get drunk that way, too?
[06:25] Hayato
    Still...
[06:27] Hayato
    How much of that did she
    say while actually sober?
[06:35] Shiragiku
    Sorry to make you go shopping with me.
[06:39] Hayato
    Nah, it's for our new menu stuff.
[06:42] Hayato
    And Ouka and Akane are watching the café.
[06:45] Hayato
    There was something
    I wanted to ask you, anyway.
[06:49] Wagashi Lady
    You know, for the autumn sale...
[06:52] Fishman
    Hey, Hayato-kun!
[06:54] Hayato
    Hello.
[06:55] Fishman
    What's this? On a date
    with Shiragiku-chan today?
[06:58] Shiragiku
    W-W-We're just buying supplies!
[07:01] Hayato
    Oh, right. We're thinking
    about new menu items.
[07:05] Hayato
    Do you have any good ideas?
[07:08] Hayato
    You two served some surprising dishes
    at the Cherry Blossom Festival.
[07:14] Wagashi Lady
    Oh, that stuff?
[07:16] Fishman
    Your grandma taught us how to make those.
[07:19] Hayato
    She did?
[07:20] Fishman
    Yeah.
[07:21] Fishman
    She always said you don't need
    expensive ingredients.
[07:24] Fishman
    It just takes a simple idea
    to make unique, delicious dishes.
[07:29] Fishman
    Yeah, comments like that hit different
    from a three-star restaurant chef!
[07:33] Wagashi Lady
    Hey!
[07:34] Hayato
    Huh? What was that about
    a three-star restaurant?
[07:37] Shiragiku
    U-Um...
[07:39] Fishman
    Oh, nothing! I just meant
    she was at that level!
[07:44] Wagashi Lady
    For crying out loud!
    Would you stop being stupid?!
[07:48] Shiragiku
    Let's go, Hayato-kun!
[07:50] Hayato
    H-Hey!
[07:52] Shiragiku
    I-I think it'd be best to use locally
    produced ingredients for our new menu!
[07:57] Shiragiku
    We're a seaside café, after all...
[08:03] Hayato
    You know something about my grandma, don't you?
[08:07] Shiragiku
    Huh? Where'd that come from all of a sudden?
[08:12] Hayato
    Okay, let me rephrase that.
[08:14] Hayato
    What is it you do in
    Grandma's room every night?
[08:25] (Flashback) Shiragiku
    Hey, Dad, what does that say?
[08:28] (Flashback) Dad
    It says "Familia."
[08:31] (Flashback) Dad
    It's Spanish for "family."
[08:34] (Flashback) Dad
    My teacher, a goddess of cooking, is here.
[08:40] (Flashback) Sachiko
    Welcome.
[08:43] (Flashback) Dad
    I finally found you, Kasukabe-san.
[08:47] (Flashback) Sachiko
    Is that you, Ono-kun?
[08:49] (Flashback) Dad
    Yes. You taught me so much
    at the restaurant in Spain.
[08:53] (Flashback) Dad
    I'm actually starting up
    my own restaurant in Tokyo.
[08:57] (Flashback) Dad
    I wanted to let you know.
[09:00] (Flashback) Sachiko
    Oh, really?
[09:01] (Flashback) Shiragiku
    Hey, Dad!
[09:03] (Flashback) Shiragiku
    Something smells good!
[09:06] (Flashback) Dad
    Yeah, it sure does. It must be a cake.
[09:09] (Flashback) Dad
    Kasukabe-san, this is my daughter, Shiragiku.
[09:12] (Flashback) Shiragiku
    Hi!
[09:14] (Flashback) Sachiko
    Ah, so you're...
[09:18] (Flashback) Sachiko
    I really wanted to introduce her to you.
[09:22] (Flashback) Sachiko
    So you're a father now, are you?
[09:24] (Flashback) Dad
    Oh... Well, yeah...
[09:27] (Flashback) Shiragiku
    Hey, Grandma!
[09:29] (Flashback) Shiragiku
    I want some cake!
[09:31] (Flashback) Dad
    C-Come now, Shiragiku!
[09:33] (Flashback) Shiragiku
    But...
[09:35] (Flashback) Sachiko
    I'm sorry.
[09:37] (Flashback) Sachiko
    I'll give you some after it's cooled a bit.
[09:40] (Flashback) Sachiko
    It's a pumpkin cheesecake.
[09:42] (Flashback) Shiragiku
    Wow! Pumpkin cheesecake?!
[09:45] (Flashback) Dad
    Sorry about this.
[09:46] (Flashback) Sachiko
    Oh, it's fine. It's a new menu item,
    so I'd like some opinions.
[09:52] (Flashback) Dad
    By the way, I looked at the menu
    you have posted outside.
[09:57] (Flashback) Dad
    It's all light meals,
    just like an ordinary café.
[10:01] (Flashback) Dad
    Couldn't a chef of your skill run a
    much more impressive restaurant?
[10:09] (Flashback) Hayato
    Grandma!
[10:11] (Flashback) Hayato
    I'm hungry! I'm hungry!
[10:13] (Flashback) Hayato
    I'm hungry!
[10:15] (Flashback) Sachiko
    Now, stop that! Just be patient!
[10:18] (Flashback) Sachiko
    I'll make pilaf for you later.
[10:21] (Flashback) Hayato
    Stupid old hag!
[10:23] (Flashback) Sachiko
    Hayato! Honestly, what an
    unlovable child you are!
[10:27] (Flashback) Dad
    Um...
[10:29] (Flashback) Dad
    Was that child, by any chance...
[10:33] (Flashback) Sachiko
    My grandson, Hayato.
[10:35] (Flashback) Sachiko
    Though I don't know who he got
    that sharp tongue of his from...
[10:39] (Flashback) Sachiko
    Oh, right. Shiragiku-chan...
[10:42] (Flashback) Shiragiku
    Hayato-kun?
[10:45] (Flashback) Shiragiku
    Your grandma gave us ice cream.
[10:49] (Flashback) Shiragiku
    Want to eat it together?
[10:54] (Flashback) Shiragiku
    Where did Hayato-kun go?
[10:57] (Flashback) Shiragiku
    Is he outside?
[11:07] (Flashback) Fuwa
    You!
[11:09] (Flashback) Fuwa
    What have you done?!
[11:10] (Flashback) Fuwa
    I just bought these shoes!
[11:12] (Flashback) Shiragiku
    I-I'm sorry!
[11:15] (Flashback) Fuwa
    You think apologizing will fix this?!
[11:17] (Flashback) Fuwa
    Being a child won't excuse you!
[11:19] (Flashback) Fuwa
    Do you know how much these cost?!
[11:22] (Flashback) Shiragiku
    Um...
[11:23] (Flashback) Fuwa
    Say something! Aren't your parents around?!
[11:27] Shiragiku
    What do I do? Someone, help me...
[11:34] (Flashback) Hayato
    It's not safe to stand right there, y'know.
[11:36] (Flashback) Hayato
    I'm cleaning up out here.
[11:40] (Flashback) Fuwa
    You little...
[11:41] (Flashback) Hayato
    I told you it wasn't safe.
[11:43] (Flashback) Hayato
    You're in my way! Get out of here!
[11:46] (Flashback) Fuwa
    Stop that!
[11:49] (Flashback) Fuwa
    You won't get away with this!
[11:50] (Flashback) Woman1
    What happened?
[11:52] (Flashback) Woman2
    I think the boy sprayed some water on him.
[11:54] (Flashback) Woman3
    And he's that angry? Talk about childish.
[11:57] (Flashback) Woman4
    Who is he, anyway?
[11:59] (Flashback) Woman5
    That's Fuwa-san, the former ambassador.
[12:02] (Flashback) Woman4
    Oh, him!
[12:05] (Flashback) Fuwa
    This isn't over!
[12:07] (Flashback) Hayato
    Stupid.
[12:08] (Flashback) Shiragiku
    U-Um...
[12:10] (Flashback) Shiragiku
    Th-Thank you.
[12:13] (Flashback) Hayato
    I hate that guy.
[12:14] (Flashback) Hayato
    He's always being mean to Grandma.
[12:20] Hayato
    Did that happen?
[12:23] Hayato
    I don't remember it at all.
[12:25] Shiragiku
    Well, you were really little.
[12:28] Hayato
    Why didn't you bring it up before?
[12:29] Hayato
    That was nothing you couldn't have told me.
[12:33] Shiragiku
    Because if I did,
    you'd know Grandma was a chef.
[12:38] Hayato
    And why shouldn't I know that?
[12:42] Hayato
    It seems like everyone who knew her
    was keeping it from me.
[12:47] Shiragiku
    I... can't tell you that.
[12:51] (Flashback) Shiragiku
    Please let me work for you.
[12:53] (Flashback) Shiragiku
    I got my dad's permission.
[12:55] (Flashback) Sachiko
    Shiragiku-chan...
[12:57] (Flashback) Shiragiku
    I want to be a chef someday, so...
[13:01] (Flashback) Shiragiku
    Since my dad respects you so much,
[13:03] (Flashback) Shiragiku
    I want to learn everything I can from you.
[13:07] Shiragiku
    I promised Grandma.
[13:10] Hayato
    You did?
[13:14] (Flashback) Sachiko
    I see.
[13:16] (Flashback) Sachiko
    I could teach you how to cook when I'm
    not working at the café, if that's all right.
[13:21] (Flashback) Shiragiku
    Really?!
[13:22] (Flashback) Sachiko
    But I need you to promise me one thing.
[13:27] (Flashback) Sachiko
    The reason I quit working as a chef...
[13:31] (Flashback) Sachiko
    If you do happen to see Hayato in the future,
[13:34] (Flashback) Sachiko
    can you keep it a secret from him?
[13:37] Hayato
    But you can tell me anything she didn't
    swear you to silence on, right?
[13:43] Hayato
    Have you been looking every night
    for photos of her cooking in Spain?
[13:53] (Flashback) Sachiko
    I hid them so Hayato won't find them,
[13:58] (Flashback) Sachiko
    but maybe I should just get rid of them.
[14:03] Shiragiku
    Yeah.
[14:04] Hayato
    I see.
[14:06] Hayato
    I sort of understand now.
[14:08] Shiragiku
    Huh?
[14:10] Hayato
    I bet Grandma quit working as a chef...
[14:14] Hayato
    because of me.
[14:17] Riho
    Hey, guys, look! I had this printed out!
[14:20] Ami
    That's so cool!
[14:22] Ouka
    Yeah! It's a great photo!
[14:24] Ouka
    Hey, let's put it up in the café!
[14:27] Riho/Akane/Ami
    Good idea!
[14:29] Riho
    Where should we put it?
[14:30] Ami
    Right here!
[14:32] Hayato
    She went to Spain at age 43.
[14:34] Hayato
    The restaurant in Spain where she
    worked as head chef for 15 years
[14:38] Hayato
    became a three-star establishment.
[14:40] Hayato
    She then planned to launch a restaurant
    called Anhelo as its owner and chef.
[14:46] Hayato
    Right before its completion,
    she canceled the construction contract
[14:49] Hayato
    and returned to Japan. And then...
[14:52] Hayato
    She took me in—my parents
    had died in a traffic accident—
[14:55] Hayato
    and she started this café.
[14:58] Hayato
    If she'd wanted to, she could have opened
    a restaurant after coming back here.
[15:04] Hayato
    But I got in her way.
[15:07] Shiragiku
    That's not true!
[15:08] Shiragiku
    You didn't get in Grandma's way at all!
[15:12] Hayato
    Shiragiku?
[15:14] Shiragiku
    You didn't know any—
[15:15] Hayato
    But it's true, isn't it?
[15:17] Hayato
    A three-star restaurant chef
    could've found investors.
[15:20] Hayato
    But to make it a popular restaurant
    that would be profitable,
[15:24] Hayato
    she would've been told to open it
    in a prime location in Tokyo.
[15:29] Hayato
    If she'd done that, I would've been alone
    in this big house all the time.
[15:34] Hayato
    So let's say she went into debt
    to open a restaurant here.
[15:38] Hayato
    With her skills, it would've been a hit.
[15:41] Hayato
    But then even I would have figured out
[15:44] Hayato
    the reason why she came back to this town.
[15:48] Hayato
    The restaurant she wanted
    to open in Spain, "Anhelo,"
[15:52] Hayato
    was named with
    the Spanish word for "longing."
[15:56] Hayato
    I know very well what kind
    of person Grandma was.
[15:59] Hayato
    She wouldn't leave her grandchild alone,
[16:02] Hayato
    and she wouldn't let him find out
    that she'd given up her dream for him.
[16:08] Hayato
    Which means she chose to be
    an ordinary grandma,
[16:10] Hayato
    even if it meant she'd always
    be struggling financially.
[16:15] Hayato
    That's why she gave up
    on being a chef, right?
[16:19] Shiragiku
    Well...
[16:22] Hayato
    By the way, are you one of those types?
[16:25] Hayato
    The kind who'll only date someone
    you want to marry some day?
[16:29] Shiragiku
    Huh?! Where'd that come from?!
[16:31] Hayato
    Well, you said you couldn't date the guy
    even if the feeling was mutual.
[16:36] Hayato
    And that you'd make him sad one day.
[16:39] Hayato
    The only way I'd ever figure out that your
     father was my Grandma's student
[16:44] Hayato
    would be if we got married.
[16:48] Hayato
    I took Grandma's dream away from her.
[16:54] Shiragiku
    I did ask her once!
[16:57] Shiragiku
    If she regretted quitting work as a chef.
[17:02] (Flashback) Sachiko
    What? No, not at all. Not for one moment.
[17:06] (Flashback) Shiragiku
    But my dad said that cooking
    was your reason for living...
[17:11] (Flashback) Sachiko
    The ten years I spent here
    with Hayato made me so happy
[17:15] (Flashback) Sachiko
    that none of that even
    mattered to me anymore.
[17:21] (Flashback) Sachiko
    See that scribble over there?
[17:24] (Flashback) Sachiko
    Hayato drew that.
[17:27] (Flashback) Sachiko
    It's by the seat that's
    the most clearly visible to me.
[17:30] (Flashback) Sachiko
    That was his favorite seat.
[17:33] (Flashback) Sachiko
    I didn't need a lot of money.
[17:36] (Flashback) Sachiko
    Just watching Hayato grow day by day
    was my greatest happiness.
[17:42] (Flashback) Sachiko
    He's just so precious, I can't help it.
[17:47] (Flashback) Sachiko
    If I have a reason for living right now,
[17:52] (Flashback) Sachiko
    it's...
[17:56] Shiragiku
    It's you! You were your
    grandma's reason for living!
[18:01] Shiragiku
    Of course you weren't in her way!
[18:04] Hayato
    She... never told me that.
[18:09] Shiragiku
    You know very well what kind
    of person she was, don't you?
[18:20] (Flashback) Sachiko
    How many more times will I be able
    to see these cherry blossoms with you?
[18:25] (Flashback) Hayato
    As many times as you want?
[18:28] (Flashback) Hayato
    I'm pretty sure you're gonna live forever.
[18:32] (Flashback) Sachiko
    Well, yes.
[18:34] (Flashback) Sachiko
    I can't die until I've had a chance to torment
     the wife you eventually bring home.
[18:39] (Flashback) Hayato
    Huh?!
[18:40] (Flashback) Hayato
    Don't do that!
[18:49] Hayato
    Yeah, you're right.
[18:51] Hayato
    I got a lifetime's worth of Grandma's
    love right here, in this café.
[18:56] Hayato
    That's why I can't let it go under.
[19:01] Hayato
    You know, when Grandma died,
    I made a decision.
[19:06] Hayato
    Oh?
[19:07] Shiragiku
    If you ever came back here and said
    you would take over the café,
[19:13] Shiragiku
    I would support you
    with all I had, no matter what.
[19:19] Shiragiku
    To support you as your familia.
[19:26] Hayato
    I see.
[19:29] Hayato
    Well, then... I guess...
    I'll be counting on you.
[19:32] Shiragiku
    Sure.
[19:36] Ami
    I'll work really hard, too!
[19:38] Riho
    Me, too!
[19:39] Ouka
    Grandma!
[19:41] Akane
    Hey, guys...
[19:44] Hayato
    You guys were eavesdropping again?
[19:48] Ami
    I bawled my eyes out!
[19:50] Ami
    That's the most beautiful
    story I've heard all year!
[19:54] Shiragiku
    You guys...
[19:56] Ouka
    I hate you, Hayato-kun!
[19:59] Ouka
    But... Grandma!
[20:01] Five
    I love her!
[20:02] Hayato
    Oh, shut up, all of you!
[20:08] Daughter
    Hi! I'm home!
[20:15] Daughter
    What's this?
[20:16] Hayato
    Sheesh.
[20:17] Hayato
    It's too hot for all that yelling.
[20:21] Daughter
    I'm home, Daddy!
[20:22] Hayato
    Don't call me "Daddy."
[20:24] Hayato
    Call me "Dad" or "Hayato-sensei."
[20:27] Daughter
    Why do I have to call my own dad "Sensei"?
[20:31] Hayato
    Who do you think got you through
    middle school without a failing grade?
[20:38] Daughter
    Hey, anyway, this is Mom
    in this picture, right?
[20:41] Hayato
    Yeah. I'm surprised you could tell.
[20:44] Daughter
    Well, she hasn't changed that much!
[20:46] Daughter
    Wow, she's so young here!
[20:49] Daughter
    Wait, are these other four women...
[20:51] Hayato
    I just came across it
    when I was cleaning the room.
[20:55] Hayato
    I'm putting it away.
[20:58] Hayato
    Hey!
[21:00] Daughter
    It's such a nice picture!
    We should put it up!
[21:04] Daughter
    Hey...
[21:05] Daughter
    Mom was still just working here part-time
    when this was taken, right?
[21:09] Hayato
    Yeah.
[21:10] Daughter
    So when did you fall in love with her?
[21:15] Hayato
    Who knows?
[21:16] Hayato
    It was too long ago. I forgot.
[21:19] Daughter
    Aw!
[21:23] Riho
    Wow!
[21:25] Shiragiku
    You can see so far!
[21:27] Ouka
    I know!
[21:28] Ami
    Indeed! But the waves are high!
[21:31] Hayato
    Why do we have to have
    a picnic on our day off?
[21:34] Ami
    Hayacchi! I'm hungry!
[21:38] Riho
    Come on, Hayato-kun! Lay out the sheet!
[21:40] Hayato
    Yeah, yeah.
[21:41] Ami
    It looks so good!
[21:44] Ami
    Let's eat!
[21:47] Ami
    Yum!
[21:49] Ouka
    By the way, Shiragiku-san...
[21:51] Shiragiku
    What?
[21:52] Ouka
    What were you guys talking about?
[21:54] Ouka
    I heard something about
    marrying whoever you date,
[21:57] Ouka
    and not being able to date someone,
    even if the feeling's mutual.
[22:00] Shiragiku
    Oh... That was my, uh...
[22:03] Riho
    Wh-What's going on, Kiku-chan?
[22:06] Shiragiku
    Oh, that's right!
[22:08] Shiragiku
    I don't have to keep
    Grandma's past secret anymore...
[22:12] Shiragiku
    So I can be a candidate for
    Hayato-kun's girlfriend, too!
[22:17] Shiragiku
    And if I end up marrying him someday...
[22:21] Ouka
    A candidate for his girlfriend?
[22:23] Ouka
    Wait, Shiragiku-san,
    are you saying you're in...
[22:27] Ouka
    And you said "too"!
    Does that mean there are others
[22:31] Ouka
    who like Hayato-kun?!
[22:34] Shiragiku
    U-Uh, no, that's not what I meant!
[22:37] Shiragiku
    I don't have any kind of...
[22:40] Riho
    Kiku-chan! That's my cup!
[22:44] Riho
    It's wine!
[22:46] Hayato/Ami/Ouka/Akane
    What?!
[22:49] Shiragiku
    Meow!
[22:50] Shiragiku
    Meow, meow, meow!
[22:53] Shiragiku
    That's right! I love Hayato-kun!
[22:57] Hayato
    Stop it!
[22:58] Akane
    Well, this isn't good.
[23:00] Riho
    How long has she been drunk, I wonder...
[23:03] Ouka
    We're in public view here! We gotta stop her!
[23:06] Shiragiku
    When we're done making food,
    why don't we make a baby?
[23:09] Hayato
    Are you nuts?!
[23:13] Riho/Akane/Ouka
    No way!
[23:14] Hayato
    Stop it!
[23:17] Hayato
    It's said that there are goddesses
[23:20] Hayato
    living in an old coffee shop
    on a beach somewhere.
[23:23] Hayato
    Will these five be the goddesses
    of good fortune who save this café,
[23:27] Hayato
    or the devils of poverty that sink it?
[23:30] Five
    Come on in!
[23:32] Five
    Welcome to Café Terrace Familia!
[23:36] Hayato
    Either way, I've gotten tangled up
    with some real pains in the rear.