# E5 - Welcome to My Off-the-Charts Mansion
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**[00:02] Magna**
This...
**[00:03] Magna**
is a map of the mansion and its key.
**[00:05] Cain**
Thank you!
**[00:07] Magna**
His Majesty was meeting with someone,
but when he heard you were coming...
**[00:11] (Flashback) King**
We're playing Reversi!
**[00:13] (Flashback) Magna**
Wait, Your Majesty!
**[00:15] Magna**
It was quite difficult to talk him out of it.
**[00:19] Cain**
* Sounds like I'll be able*
* to go home early today.*
**[00:21] Eric**
Hello! Is Cain here?
**[00:24] Eric**
Oh, good. I got here in time.
**[00:26] Cain**
Duke Eric?
**[00:28] Eric**
I wanted a chance to challenge you.
**[00:31] Eric**
Would you mind?
**[00:32] Cain**
Sure... I'll play.
**[00:34] Eric**
Yes!
**[00:36] Magna**
I'm next, then!
**[00:38] Nobles**
And me next!
**[00:39] Nobles**
Me, too!
**[00:40] Nobles**
Me, too!
**[00:44] Cain**
They say the strong will always be targets,
**[00:48] Cain**
and I've been reincarnated as a
noble who's a little too strong.
**[00:52] Cain**
But that's a secret to everyone!
***SIGN*** The Aristocrat's
Otherworldly Adventure:
Serving Gods Who Go Too Far
***SIGN*** "Welcome to My Off-the-Charts Mansion"
***SIGN*** "Welcome to My Off-the-Charts Mansion"
**[02:30] Cain**
Let's see...
It should be around here...
**[02:37] Cain**
Whoa, it's pretty run-down.
**[02:42] Cain**
Don't let anything pop out at me...
**[02:46] Cain**
I'm coming in...
**[02:51] Cain**
The lights are out.
**[02:52] Cain**
I guess the magic stones
are out of magic, too.
**[02:55] Cain**
Light Ball!
**[02:58] Cain**
Coming in...
**[03:00] Cain**
Oh, boy. There's nothing in the living room.
**[03:04] Cain**
I mean, the simplicity is nice, but...
**[03:06] Cain**
How many people do they want me
to cook for?! This isn't a hotel!
**[03:11] Cain**
Is this room for parties?
Such is the nobility...
**[03:15] Cain**
Ugh, but it's so filthy.
**[03:18] Cain**
I guess I should do a little cleaning.
**[03:21] Cain**
All Clean! All Repair!
**[03:28] Cain**
Looking good! Let's keep this going!
**[03:32] Cain**
There!
**[03:37] Cain**
*This is my house.*
**[03:39] Cain**
*Even without Mom, Dad, or Grandpa here...*
**[03:42] Sylvia**
Master Cain!
**[03:43] Cain**
*It's my house, and everyone's here.*
**[03:48] Cain**
Sylvia!
**[03:49] Cain**
I appreciate you coming here.
**[03:51] Sylvia**
Of course! When you asked me to come,
**[03:54] Sylvia**
I was so happy, I found myself crying!
**[03:57] Sylvia**
From now on, I'll work my hardest with
the maids here in your exclusive service!
**[04:02] Cain**
Thanks.
**[04:03] Colan**
Master Cain.
**[04:04] Colan**
I am your new butler. My name is Colan.
**[04:08] Cain**
Oh, yeah. Sebas has told me about you.
**[04:11] Colan**
Sebas has told me a great
deal about you, as well.
**[04:15] Colan**
Such as how you annihilated
an orc army alone,
**[04:17] Colan**
how you blew away an
entire forest with magic,
**[04:19] Colan**
and how you turn all who look
sideways at you into stone.
**[04:22] Cain**
Uh, I never did that!
**[04:25] Sylvia**
All right, we'll get started
cleaning right away.
**[04:28] Sylvia**
You two, over there!
**[04:29] MaidBC**
Right.
**[04:30] Sylvia**
You, over there!
**[04:31] MaidA**
Right.
**[04:34] MaidBC**
Um...
**[04:35] MaidA**
Um, Sylvia...
**[04:37] MaidAB**
There's not a speck of dust anywhere.
**[04:39] Cain**
Oh... Sorry. I cleaned it all up with magic.
**[04:43] Sylvia**
I thought so!
**[04:44] Colan**
* Huh?! She just accepts everything*
* Master Cain does without question?!*
**[04:50] Sylvia**
In that case, Master Cain...
**[04:51] Sylvia**
We'll prepare to receive all of your things!
**[04:55] Cain**
I appreciate it, Sylvia.
**[04:57] Sylvia**
Of course!
**[04:58] Colan**
Master Cain.
**[05:00] Colan**
We will take care of things here.
**[05:02] Colan**
You should return to Lord Garm's mansion now.
**[05:05] Colan**
Today is—
**[05:05] Cain**
Oh, I forgot! Today's the day
my older brothers come home!
**[05:13] Djinn**
I never thought you'd be granted a
peerage and receive a mansion before us.
**[05:18] Alec**
Cain really is a little
brother we can be proud of.
**[05:21] Reine**
I can't wait to see Cain's mansion!
**[05:24] Djinn**
Reine, I hear it's quite a
run-down mansion. Are you sure?
**[05:28] Alec**
Scary things might pop out.
**[05:30] Reine**
I-I'll be fine! Cain will protect me!
**[05:35] Reine**
Right?!
**[05:36] Cain**
Sister Reine, I don't think anything
scary is going to pop out.
**[05:40] Reine**
But they're saying it's really run-down!
**[05:47] Reine**
It's not run-down at all! It's sparkling!
**[05:50] Sarah**
It looks like a brand-new house!
**[05:53] Garm**
What's this about?
**[05:55] Garm**
It was dilapidated and falling apart
when I came here a few years ago.
**[06:00] Garm**
Cain, it was you, wasn't it?
**[06:01] Cain**
I just did a little remodeling
and cleaning with magic.
**[06:05] Sarah**
That's my son for you.
**[06:10] Reine**
It's beautiful inside, too!
**[06:12] Reine**
Wow!
**[06:13] Reine**
Wow!
**[06:16] Garm**
There are no works of art, though.
**[06:19] Cain**
Does it need those?
**[06:21] Garm**
Yes. Nobles are fond of artworks
**[06:24] Garm**
and decorate their mansions with
them as a matter of course.
**[06:26] Garm**
Paintings, vases, armor... in some cases,
even mounted or stuffed monsters.
**[06:31] Cain**
A stuffed monster would work? In that case...
**[06:36] Cain**
I put one up!
**[06:39] Garm**
What is it? An enemy attack?
**[06:40] Cain**
I'll check first!
**[06:45] Cain**
Is everything all right?!
**[06:48] MaidABC**
D-Dragon!
**[06:51] Cain**
Oh, man! I forgot to explain it to them!
**[06:53] Garm**
Cain! What *is* this?!
**[06:56] Cain**
It's a stuffed red dragon.
**[06:58] Garm**
I can see that! I'm asking you
why you have such a thing here!
**[07:03] Cain**
Because... I defeated it.
**[07:06] Garm**
You defeated it?! When?! Where?!
**[07:09] Cain**
A while ago... when I went into that forest.
**[07:13] Garm**
A red dragon is a calamity-class monster!
**[07:16] Garm**
Even a party of A-rank adventurers
can barely take it down,
**[07:19] Garm**
and not without losing a few!
**[07:21] Garm**
And you...
**[07:22] Cain**
R-Really?
**[07:24] Garm**
Explain it to the maids before
something like this happens again.
**[07:28] Colan**
I-I will explain it to them.
**[07:32] Garm**
That said, a stuffed red dragon is
worth a thousand platinum coins.
**[07:37] Garm**
Maybe it's better to have this
than some random decoration.
**[07:40] Cain**
A thousand platinum coins is...
**[07:43] Cain**
Ten billion yen?!
**[07:46] Garm**
What now?!
**[07:50] Cain**
Mother!
**[07:51] Sarah**
C-Cain! What is this toilet?!
**[07:54] Reine**
It shoots water at you!
**[07:58] Sarah/Reine**
What *is* it?!
**[07:59] Cain**
I used magic to make it shoot water out.
**[08:03] Sarah**
Amazing!
**[08:04] Reine**
Do that to ours, too!
**[08:05] Garm**
Really, now. You two are being
so dramatic over a mere toilet.
**[08:09] Sarah**
Why don't you try it yourself, then?
**[08:11] Garm**
Hmph.
**[08:17] Garm**
What *is* that thing?!
**[08:19] Garm**
Oh, very well. If you want that, Sarah,
I suppose we can have him do it.
**[08:23] Sarah**
I guess he likes it.
**[08:25] Reine**
*Really* likes it.
**[08:26] Garm**
Cain, visitors you invite here will
be pleased with this, as well.
**[08:29] Cain**
Visitors I invite?
**[08:31] Garm**
Yes. Nobles who come into
ownership of a mansion
**[08:33] Garm**
must host a party to debut it.
That's the rule.
**[08:36] Cain**
What?! Another debut party?!
**[08:41] Cain**
What am I supposed to do?
I didn't know about this!
**[08:46] Colan**
Master Cain, I had a feeling
it would come to this,
**[08:48] Colan**
so I made a list of the people you should
invite and the things you'll need.
**[08:53] Cain**
Thank you, Colan!
**[08:55] Colan**
You are most welcome.
**[08:57] Cain**
Duke Eric, Prime Minister Magna...
**[09:01] Cain**
And Marquis Corgino...
**[09:03] Cain**
Do I *have* to invite him?
**[09:05] Colan**
Yes. It is common sense, I fear,
that high-ranking nobles should be invited.
**[09:10] Cain**
He and I don't get along so well, though...
**[09:12] Cain**
Oh, I don't need to invite the king?
**[09:16] Colan**
Only those ranked as a count or higher
can invite royalty to their mansions.
**[09:20] Cain**
Even just sending an invitation
would be a breach of etiquette?
**[09:24] Cain**
And let's see... The things I'll need...
**[09:27] Cain**
Alcoholic drinks, food, and gifts.
**[09:31] Cain**
What would a noble even
want to get as a gift?!
**[09:36] Sylvia**
Master Cain, instead of
adhering to formalities,
**[09:39] Sylvia**
why don't you give them your
own brand of hospitality?
**[09:43] Cain**
My own brand of hospitality?
**[09:46] Sylvia**
Yes, your own unique brand of hospitality.
**[09:59] Cain**
All right!
**[10:00] Cain**
Hospitality! Hospitality!
**[10:05] Sylvia**
How lovely!
**[10:06] Sylvia**
It sparkles like a star!
**[10:09] Cain**
Everyone here uses porcelain tableware,
so I thought they might like these as gifts.
**[10:14] Sylvia**
I know they'll love it!
**[10:16] Cain**
Okay, then, I'll make enough for everyone.
**[10:19] Cain**
I'll show my hospitality with glasses!
**[10:21] Cain**
There... there... and there!
**[10:23] Cain**
Next up, the drinks and food!
**[10:27] Head Chef**
I followed the recipe you
gave me, but I'm not sure...
**[10:30] Sylvia**
Master Cain, you called?
**[10:32] Cain**
Sylvia, I'd like you to taste
the food I'll be serving.
**[10:38] Sylvia**
Delicious!
**[10:40] Cain**
It's called a Hamburg steak.
**[10:42] Sylvia**
Hamburg!
**[10:44] Sylvia**
The juices from the tender meat burst
into my mouth the moment I take a bite!
**[10:49] Sylvia**
And this brown sauce is a
perfect match! Master Cain!
**[10:53] Sylvia**
It's delicious!
**[10:55] Sylvia**
And how about this drink?
**[10:58] Sylvia**
It's so fizzy and bubbly,
and it goes perfectly with the meat!
**[11:03] Sylvia**
What is this beverage?!
**[11:04] Cain**
Sparkling wine.
**[11:06] Cain**
I used magic to make regular wine fizzy.
**[11:08] Cain**
I can't drink alcohol yet,
**[11:10] Cain**
so you'll have to tell me honestly if the
bubbles are too strong or anything.
**[11:16] Sylvia**
I don't know.
**[11:17] Cain**
Huh?
**[11:18] Sylvia**
I'll need another glass to be sure.
**[11:23] Head Chef**
She's quite the drinker...
**[11:25] Cain**
She sure is. Maybe the bubbles
*are* too strong, in a way.
**[11:29] Colan**
Master Cain, a messenger has
come from the royal palace.
**[11:32] Cain**
Huh?
**[11:36] King**
Glance.
**[11:37] Cain**
*It seems like the whole gang's here...*
**[11:40] Cain**
*And they don't look happy.*
**[11:44] King**
Cain, I have not received an invitation
to your mansion's debut party.
**[11:50] King**
Why is this?
**[11:52] King**
Why?! You sent invitations to Eric and Magna!
**[11:56] King**
Why didn't I get one?!
**[11:58] King**
I'm the one who gave you that mansion!
**[12:02] Eric**
Now, now, Your Majesty.
**[12:03] Eric**
Only high-ranking nobles can
invite you to their mansions.
**[12:07] King**
And more importantly, I'm your father!
**[12:10] King**
You would neglect your future father?!
**[12:13] King**
Eric was shoving his invitation
in my face and bragging about it!
**[12:17] King**
Can you comprehend how vexing that is?!
**[12:20] Cain**
The truth is...
**[12:22] Cain**
I had planned to give you your invitation
in person the next time we met.
**[12:26] Cain**
But I realize how busy you are,
**[12:30] Cain**
so I was delayed while waiting
for the right opportunity.
**[12:33] Cain**
I sincerely apologize.
**[12:35] King**
I thought that must be it!
**[12:37] King**
See, Eric?! Didn't I tell you?!
**[12:40] King**
He had one for me, too!
**[12:42] Cain**
* I'm glad I followed Colan's advice*
* and brought an invitation!*
**[12:47] King**
Cain, I will bring Telestia, as well.
**[12:50] King**
I look forward to the party.
**[12:52] Eric**
And I will bring Silk, as well.
**[12:55] MaidABC**
What?!
**[12:56] MaidABC**
The king will be attending?!
**[12:59] MaidA**
But why?
**[13:00] Cain**
I guess I never told you.
**[13:02] Cain**
The third princess, Telestia,
**[13:05] Cain**
is actually my fiancée.
**[13:06] MaidABC**
What?! The princess is your fiancée?!
**[13:10] Sylvia**
All right, girls, calm down.
**[13:14] Sylvia**
No matter who attends, we maids need only
provide the best possible hospitality.
**[13:19] Sylvia**
Let's welcome him with all we have.
**[13:21] Sylvia**
Right, Master Cain?
**[13:23] Cain**
Right.
**[13:25] Cain**
I'm counting on you all to
make him feel welcome.
**[13:27] MaidABC**
Yes, Master Cain! We'll do our best!
**[13:33] Voice**
Announcing the arrival of Baron Gam.
**[13:36] Voice**
Announcing the arrival of Viscount Maki.
**[13:40] Eric**
Cain!
**[13:42] Cain**
Duke Eric.
**[13:44] Cain**
Miss Silk.
**[13:46] Eric**
Thank you for inviting us.
**[13:48] Cain**
I'll show you inside.
**[13:51] Eric**
A r-red dragon!
**[13:54] Eric**
I've heard stories about them,
but I never thought I'd see one up close.
**[13:59] Eric**
Surprising us from the very
first hall we enter, I see.
**[14:02] Silk**
Wow! I'll be living here one day!
**[14:07] Eric**
You're getting a bit ahead of yourself.
**[14:09] Cain**
Right...
**[14:10] Colan**
Master Cain.
**[14:11] Colan**
It is nearly time.
Please offer your greetings.
**[14:15] Cain**
Right.
**[14:17] Cain**
Thank you all for taking the time out
of your busy schedules to attend today.
**[14:22] Cain**
While it is a meager offering,
I've arranged food and drinks.
**[14:28] Cain**
I hope you all enjoy them.
**[14:30] Cain**
Now, if you'll all join me...
**[14:33] Cain**
Cheers!
**[14:34] All**
Cheers!
**[14:38] Garm**
What is this beverage?!
**[14:40] Garm**
It's full of bubbles that pop in my mouth!
**[14:42] Garm**
I love it!
**[14:44] Sarah/Eric**
And it's so ice-cold and yummy!
**[14:47] Cain**
I used water magic to chill it.
**[14:49] Eric**
And this glass!
**[14:51] Eric**
It shines so brilliantly!
**[14:53] Sarah/Eric**
Just like a treasure chest!
**[14:56] Cain**
The glasses are my gifts for all attendees.
**[14:58] Cain**
Please take them home with you.
**[15:00] Eric**
Oh! I do appreciate that!
**[15:03] Eric**
The food is fantastic, as well.
**[15:05] Eric**
Look over there.
**[15:07] Eric**
Only ten years old, and you've grasped
the ladies by their stomachs.
**[15:11] Eric**
Still a philanderer, aren't you, Cain?
**[15:17] Noble**
It's the king!
**[15:18] Noble**
The king is here!
**[15:21] King**
I apologize for interrupting the
pleasant chats you were having.
**[15:24] King**
Pay us no mind. Continue to enjoy yourselves.
**[15:28] King**
What is this?
**[15:29] King**
Between the transparency and the pattern
on it, I've never seen such beauty!
**[15:36] King**
It's so fizzy and bubbly!
**[15:39] King**
The bubbles are popping in my mouth!
**[15:41] King**
And what is this?
**[15:43] Cain**
It's a dish called Hamburg steak.
**[15:45] King**
Hmm. Hamburg steak, you say?
**[15:47] Cain**
It's made with meat that's been
processed to make it tender.
**[15:52] King**
Hamburg!
**[15:54] King**
The rich juices that pour out
from every crack in the meat!
**[15:57] King**
And what is this mysterious
substance oozing out?!
**[15:59] King**
This is cheese?!
**[16:01] King**
The meat juices and the
mellow aroma of the cheese
**[16:03] King**
play an exquisite harmony in my mouth!
**[16:09] King**
Outstanding!
**[16:11] King**
Teles, what do you think?
**[16:13] Teles**
Yes, it is quite delicious!
**[16:15] Queen**
Baron Cain! Baron Cain!
**[16:17] Queen**
What in the world is that in there?!
Water spouted up from the toilet!
**[16:21] Cain**
My Queen, that is...
**[16:23] Queen**
It's revolutionary! You must put
one in the palace right away!
**[16:27] King**
What's this about the toilet?
**[16:28] Queen**
Go and see for yourself!
**[16:30] Queen**
You will be most surprised!
**[16:40] King**
Unforgivable! Simply unforgivable!
**[16:42] King**
Why didn't you tell me sooner
that you had such a fine thing?!
**[16:45] King**
Cain! Put one of those in the
palace at once! Tomorrow!
**[16:49] Queen**
Please!
**[16:50] Cain**
S-Sure...
**[16:51] King**
Cain!
**[16:53] King**
Your consideration shows not only in
the food, but in everything thereafter!
**[16:57] King**
I am deeply moved by your spirit!
**[17:00] King**
This is the ultimate hospitality!
**[17:02] Noble**
Wow! The king gave him
the ultimate compliment!
**[17:05] Cain**
Your Majesty...
**[17:11] Cain**
*I'm glad I did all this.*
**[17:15] Colan**
Excuse me, Master Cain. May I have a moment?
**[17:21] Cain**
*Marquis Corgino...*
**[17:23] Corgino**
Well, well, Baron Cain!
Thank you for the invitation!
**[17:27] Corgino**
What a small mansion it is, though.
More like a dog house!
**[17:31] Colan**
Marquis Corgino—
**[17:35] Colan**
But we must warn him about
the stuffed monster.
**[17:39] Corgino**
It's a dra-dra-dra-dragon!
**[17:43] Cain**
Please forgive me. It's a stuffed red dragon.
**[17:47] Corgino**
T-Tell me that sooner, you fool!
**[17:50] Corgino**
Your taste is as poor as
I expected, Baron. And...
**[17:54] Corgino**
What a deplorable lineup of attendees!
**[17:56] Noble**
How vile.
**[17:57] Noble**
What an attitude for someone
who showed up after the king.
**[18:00] Noble**
Just look at him.
**[18:01] Corgino**
Ugh, it's so noisy in here.
**[18:04] Sylvia**
Here you are.
**[18:05] Sylvia**
It's the drink we used for the toast.
**[18:08] Corgino**
Hmph! I'm sure a drink offered by
the baron is of no consequence,
**[18:12] Corgino**
but I'll sample it.
**[18:17] Cain**
Do you like it?
**[18:19] Corgino**
No.
**[18:20] Cain**
This is Hamburg steak.
**[18:22] Corgino**
Ugh, such a ridiculous-looking dish...
**[18:26] Corgino**
Yum!
**[18:27] Corgino**
I mean, disgusting!
**[18:31] Corgino**
Yum! I mean, disgusting!
**[18:33] Corgino**
Hey! Someone bring me some sauce!
**[18:36] Corgino**
Give me that!
**[18:41] Cain**
This rotten...
**[18:43] Colan**
Master Cain, he is a marquis.
You mustn't make a fuss.
**[18:47] Colan**
Just stand firm.
**[18:48] Cain**
Yeah, but...
**[18:51] Cain**
It's fine as long as
I don't make a fuss, right?
**[18:55] Cain**
Marquis Corgino, it is a meager offering,
**[18:59] Cain**
but please take this as a token
of my thanks for your attendance.
**[19:02] Corgino**
Oh, yes, it's a meager offering, all right!
**[19:04] Corgino**
But I like it!
**[19:06] Corgino**
Give all of the glasses and drink to me!
**[19:09] Corgino**
And have the recipe for this dish
ready for me by the time I leave!
**[19:14] Cain**
I can't do that.
**[19:15] Corgino**
What was that, you lowly baron?!
**[19:18] Cain**
I'll be giving these glasses to
everyone in attendance today.
**[19:23] Corgino**
It would look better for you to have a
marquis using these than any of that rabble!
**[19:28] Corgino**
Give me fifty! No, a hundred!
**[19:31] Cain**
I'm very sorry.
**[19:32] Cain**
I cannot grant such a request,
even if it comes from you.
**[19:37] Cain**
Oh, but if you'd accept the
kingdom's biggest instead...
**[19:41] Corgino**
The kingdom's biggest what?! A jewel?!
**[19:43] Cain**
Oh, it's even more amazing than a jewel.
**[19:47] Corgino**
What?! Even more amazing?! Give it to me!
**[19:51] Cain**
*Two more meters... One more meter...*
**[19:53] Cain**
Of course. Please accept
this kingdom's biggest...
**[20:01] Corgino**
Your Majesty!
**[20:02] Corgino**
Wh-What are you doing in the home
of such a low-ranking noble?!
**[20:07] King**
Well, he's the one who saved
my daughter, Telestia.
**[20:11] King**
Of course I'd come.
**[20:13] Eric**
What about you, Marquis?
When did you get here?
**[20:16] Eric**
Surely you didn't arrive later than
the king and the rest of us, did you?
**[20:21] Corgino**
N-No! Of course not!
**[20:24] King**
That aside, Corgino,
**[20:26] King**
if the tyrannical behavior I just
witnessed is your typical attitude,
**[20:31] King**
then I will have to rethink
certain future events.
**[20:34] Corgino**
I-It was no such thing!
**[20:36] Corgino**
I was just so impressed by the glasses and
the meal that I asked how they were made!
**[20:42] King**
That is all well and good, but, Corgino...
**[20:45] King**
A marquis must conduct himself in a way
that sets an example for other nobles!
**[20:50] King**
Understand?
**[20:53] Corgino**
I-I understand!
**[20:58] Silk**
I saw that.
**[20:59] Silk**
You set that up, didn't you?
**[21:03] Silk**
You're such a little trickster, Cain.
**[21:07] Eric**
Does that mean you used us, then?
**[21:11] Cain**
Yep! I thought I might as well use the
biggest weight in the kingdom to—
**[21:17] King**
Hello. I'm the biggest
weight in this kingdom.
**[21:20] Cain**
Oh, crap! I'm in trouble again!
**[21:24] Cain**
I'm sorry!
**[21:25] King**
Feel *this* weight!
**[21:29] Cain**
An ordinary child would
be crying right now...
**[21:33] Eric**
Oh, my stomach hurts!
**[23:08] King**
I can't believe my future son used me!
**[23:10] King**
I bet you intend to keep using me
like that from now on, don't you?!
**[23:14] Cain**
No, not at all!
**[23:15] Cain**
But I couldn't defy
Marquis Corgino to his face,
**[23:19] Cain**
so it was no more than a last resort...
**[23:22] King**
I knew it! You enjoyed every moment of it!
**[23:25] Cain**
I was just kidding! I'm sorry! Forgive me!
**[23:27] King**
Just who do you think I am, anyway?!
**[23:30] Cain**
*He continued to lecture me for two hours.*
**[23:30] King**
I am the king of this nation, and your father!
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**[23:35] King**
Next time, "A Date with the
Strongest Captain of the Knights."
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**[23:37] King**
Garm, your son is a serious playboy!