E22 - Blue Roses Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    The Apothecary Diaries SIGN    The Apothecary Diaries SIGN    This story is a work of fiction. The names of all of the characters, organizations, and so on      are imaginary. It also bears no connection to any specific real-life events. [01:33] Maomao     By the time we started     to smell spring in the air, [01:36] Maomao     it became certain that     Lady Gyokuyou was indeed pregnant. [01:46] Maomao     That's curious. Can she tell     there's a baby inside? [01:54] Yinghua; Guiyuan; Ailan     So cute! [01:56] Hongniang     Maybe I also should start to... [02:03] Maomao     Even if she did get a proposal, [02:05] Maomao     they'd probably never let her leave. [02:08] Maomao     Being too good at one's job     can be a curse at times. [02:16] Maomao     Time flies when every day is so fulfilling. [02:21] Maomao     In comparison, the two months spent at     Master Jinshi's offices felt like forever. [02:30] Maomao     Would you like to draw pictures again? [02:32] Lingli     Yes! [02:38] Maomao     This is the woolly milkcap,     a poisonous mushroom— [02:41] Maomao     Ow! [02:43] Hongniang     Draw normal flowers, please. [02:45] Maomao     Normal flowers, huh? [02:50] Jinshi     A blue rose? SIGN    Episode 22: Blue Roses [02:52] Lakan     Yes. Perhaps you've never seen one before? [02:56] Lakan     The striking blue petals are so beautiful. [03:01] Lakan     I used to see them in the palace often. [03:05] Jinshi     Perhaps you were dreaming? [03:07] Jinshi     Blue roses do not exist. [03:11] Lakan     But in fact, they do. [03:15] Lakan     Oh, how I'd love to appreciate them     with everyone again. [03:19] Lakan     What do you think? Could it be done? [03:23] Lakan     With your power, there must be     nothing outside your reach. [03:27] Jinshi     Understood. If such a rose does     indeed exist, I'd like to see it as well. [03:33] Lakan     Then it's settled. [03:35] Lakan     Goodness, I can't wait! [03:39] Lakan     Excuse me. [03:44] Lakan     I hope to see it at next month's garden party. [03:49] Gaoshun     You're already so busy.     You didn't have to take on more work. [03:54] Jinshi     Don't rub it in. Please just go ask     every florist in the nation about this. [04:04] Gaoshun     The florists say that roses are not in season. [04:12] Jinshi     Sorry to call you up so suddenly. [04:16] Jinshi     We were talking about getting      together to admire blue roses. [04:21] Maomao     Blue roses...? [04:23] Maomao     I'm just an apothecary, you know. [04:25] Jinshi     Yes, I'm aware... [04:28] Maomao     I wonder what prompted this?     He seems awfully tired. [04:33] Maomao     Roses, huh? I do know     a thing or two about them. [04:38] Maomao     I've sold them before to make some     quick cash with the courtesans. But... [04:44] Maomao     They really said they saw a blue rose? [04:47] Jinshi     Yes. [04:49] Maomao     Is there some new popular hallucinogen, or...? [04:52] Jinshi     That'd ruin our whole nation! [04:54] Gaoshun     Master Jinshi. [04:59] Jinshi     Is it impossible? [05:04] Maomao     What exactly is it that you desire? [05:07] Jinshi     Can you find some by next month's garden party? [05:10] Maomao     Next month? Roses bloom     two months later at the earliest. [05:15] Jinshi     I know... [05:18] Jinshi     I'll find a way to turn him down. [05:22] Maomao     Master Jinshi's reaction, and this style of     forcing people to attempt the impossible... [05:28] Maomao     Was this brought up by a certain strategist? [05:35] Jinshi     Yes. [05:37] Maomao     Understood. I will take this on. [05:40] Jinshi     Are you sure? [05:41] Maomao     I don't know if I can pull it off,     but I'll try my best. [05:45] Maomao     I don't want to just run from him. [05:51] Maomao     I might as well take a swing at     smashing his creepy monocle. [05:56] Maomao     Master Jinshi, may I make a few requests? [06:01] Maomao     Thank you for allowing me     to use it, Lady Lihua. [06:06] Lihua     I don't mind. You were the one that     had it constructed in the first place. [06:12] Maomao     It's been a while. [06:14] Maomao     I remember back then, I got them to     make a steam room for Lady Lihua, [06:18] Maomao     who was suffering from poison back then. [06:20] Maomao     I'm borrowing it now,     but I feel bad using it for free. [06:26] Maomao     This is the emperor's favorite book. [06:29] Lihua     I appreciate this. [06:32] Maomao     I'm glad I got it through the brothel. [06:40] Jinshi     Take that side. [06:42] Eunuchs     Yes, sir! [06:43] Maomao     Master Jinshi. [06:44] Jinshi     Ah, you're here. [06:46] Jinshi     I had them build this as you asked, but... [06:48] Jinshi     What is this for? [06:50] Maomao     We're going to make the roses go mad. [06:52] Jinshi     Make the roses go mad? [06:54] Jinshi     What does that mean, apothecary? [07:03] Maomao     We're going to let the sunlight in,     and blow steam inside through there. [07:09] Maomao     The roses will grow in this warmed room. [07:12] Maomao     This way, the flowers might     mistake it as the time to bloom. [07:17] Jinshi     I see, so they'll "go mad." [07:20] Maomao     I can't guarantee it, though. [07:30] Maomao     Oh. [07:33] Xiaolan     Maomao! [07:36] Maomao     Xiaolan? [07:37] Xiaolan     I'll help, too! [07:39] Xiaolan     Is your leg okay? [07:43] Maomao     Did he summon her to chaperone me? [07:48] Maomao     They did repeatedly tell me     not to push myself too hard. [07:53] Maomao     I'm fine. Sorry to make you help. [07:55] Xiaolan     It's okay. It's been a while since     we've worked together, huh? [07:59] Maomao     Yeah, it has. [08:05] Maomao     We brought in over one hundred roses. [08:11] Maomao     This is the last one. [08:14] Xiaolan     Wow, this is a lot! [08:17] Maomao     We diversified the species, selecting     early-blooming ones where possible. [08:21] Xiaolan     Will they all bloom? [08:23] Maomao     I hope so. [08:37] Maomao     Temperature control requires utmost care. [08:41] Maomao     I got them to send some help, but this is     a tough task to delegate to others. [08:48] Maomao     If we make a mistake and kill them all,     that would be the end of it. [08:56] Maomao     On sunny days, we bring them     outside to expose them to sunlight. [09:02] Xiaolan     That must feel good! [09:05] Maomao     Yeah. [09:06] Gaoshun     How are you doing? [09:09] Gaoshun     Here, a gift. [09:14] Maomao     Thank you very much. [09:17] Xiaolan     I get to skip work and     eat snacks? This is great! [09:22] Maomao     This is work too, though. [09:27] Xiaolan     What's with them? [09:29] Maomao     I don't know. Maybe they're just curious. [09:32] Maomao     Or they want to be scared. [09:37] Xiaolan     What should I do next? [09:40] Maomao     If a seedling has a lot of sprouts     on it, can you pick a few? [09:44] Maomao     It concentrates the nutrients into the     remaining sprouts and helps prevent sickness. [09:49] Eunuchs     Ah. [09:51] Eunuchs     Whoa! [09:55] Xiaolan     It's fine. [10:01] Eunuchs     Thank you. [10:02] Xiaolan     Don't mention it! [10:06] Maomao     Hurry! [10:16] Xiaolan     It's taking them a long time to bloom. [10:24] Maomao     On days where it gets cold, [10:31] Maomao     I stay up all night to maintain the heat. [10:41] Maomao     Weather can't be controlled. [10:55] Xiaolan     Did you pull another all-nighter? [10:58] Maomao     I did sleep, around dawn. [11:00] Xiaolan     Dawn was just moments ago! [11:02] Xiaolan     I'll do what I can,     so why don't you get some sleep? [11:06] Maomao     I can't leave this alone. [11:10] Xiaolan     They're looking at us again. [11:13] Maomao     Every single day. Don't they get tired of this? [11:16] Maomao     It's irritating. [11:19] Maomao     I wonder if I can divert their attention... [11:26] Xiaolan     Wow! So this is what a manicure is like! [11:31] Maomao     Everyone does it in the pleasure district. [11:34] Xiaolan     It sure is pretty! [11:47] Guiyuan     Oh, you did it too, Maomao? [11:49] Guiyuan     So cute! [11:51] Ailan     It's been popular recently. [11:54] Maomao     Indeed. [11:57] Maomao     The high-ranking concubines are always     at the cutting edge of fashion. [12:08] Hongniang     Seems like a waste of time. [12:12] Maomao     Lady Hongniang prefers work over fashion. [12:16] Maomao     I've finished tasting for poison,     so I'll go back to the Crystal Pavilion now. [12:20] Gyokuyou     Already? [12:21] Maomao     The garden party is coming up soon. [12:24] Gyokuyou     I see... [12:26] Hongniang     Oh, by the way, Lady Gyokuyou     won't be attending this time around. [12:31] Hongniang     We're letting the focus of this event      be Lady Loulan's introduction. [12:35] Maomao     To hide the pregnancy, right. [12:38] Maomao     Understood. Excuse me. [12:41] Yinghua     Hey, is everything alright     at the Crystal Pavilion? [12:44] Guiyuan     You look worse for wear every day. [12:46] Ailan     Don't push yourself too hard, okay? [12:48] Maomao     Thank you. [13:01] Xiaolan     Maomao! [13:04] Xiaolan     Maomao, hurry! [13:11] Maomao     A bud... [13:12] Xiaolan     I found it just now. [13:14] Xiaolan     Our first one, finally! [13:18] Maomao     At this rate... We might just make it in time. [13:23] Xiaolan     Maomao? Maomao! [13:26] Xiaolan     Maomao! [13:36] Jinshi     Has the apothecary sent any word? [13:38] Gaoshun     No, nothing. [13:40] Gaoshun     I haven't been able to visit her     for the past few days. [13:43] Jinshi     We were both busy preparing     for the garden party. [13:50] Maomao     Master Jinshi. [14:21] Military Officer 1     So, that's Concubine Loulan,     daughter of Master Shishou. [14:29] Bureaucrat 1     How splendid. [14:44] Shishou     Regarding Concubine Loulan, [14:49] Shishou     is there anything that needs improvement? [14:53] Shishou     Please, hold nothing back. [14:59] Loulan     Please. [15:01] Empress Dowager     Oh. [15:14] High Official 1     Blue roses?! [15:15] High Official 2     It can't be... [15:22] Jinshi     It may be entertaining [15:25] Jinshi     to enjoy the beauty of these buds while     imagining how they look at full bloom. [15:30] Emperor     Yes. They're beautiful. [15:34] High Official 1     Hmph. [15:34] Jinshi     The attention that "Jinshi" gets. [15:39] Jinshi     Unlike some of the worthless officials, [15:42] Jinshi     many don't appreciate a young eunuch     hoarding attention, no matter how beautiful. [15:50] Jinshi     Lust is fine. It's easy to exploit that. [15:57] Jinshi     Envy is fine, too. It's manageable. [15:59] Jinshi     What's really troubling is... [16:02] Jinshi     When I can't tell what they're thinking. [16:05] Jinshi     Shishou. Concubine Loulan's father, the man     favored by the mother of the former emperor... [16:11] Jinshi     Even now, the emperor     can't look him in the eye. [16:14] Jinshi     That's why I also can't let     my smile fade, either. [16:18] Jinshi     And besides, the one who's more     worrying than Shishou right now is... [16:22] Jinshi     That man, Lakan. [16:35] Lakan     How annoying. [16:44] Yinghua     Are you awake? [16:45] Maomao     Yinghua. [16:47] Yinghua     Don't go to the Crystal Pavilion anymore. [16:49] Yinghua     You always come back looking so exhausted. [16:54] Maomao     I'm sorry. [16:56] Jinshi     You're up. [17:01] Yinghua     Excuse me. [17:05] Jinshi     You can stay seated. [17:09] Maomao     It was hard. I couldn't get them     to fully bloom. [17:14] Jinshi     You're not apologizing to me, are you? [17:19] Jinshi     Never mind. You did well. [17:23] Jinshi     How did you do it, though? [17:26] Maomao     I just dyed them. [17:28] Jinshi     Dyed? But there's nothing on them. [17:31] Maomao     Not on the outside. We dyed them from the inside. [17:39] Maomao     All of these roses were originally white. [17:44] Maomao     We mixed water with several colors     and had the white buds suck them up. [17:49] Jinshi     So that's why there were     many colors, not just blue. [17:53] Maomao     Yes. The leaves ended up coming out     black, so we plucked them all. [17:59] Maomao     Then all we had to do was to fix cotton     soaked in the dyed water to the stems, [18:03] Maomao     so they wouldn't lose their      vibrancy during the garden party. [18:07] Maomao     It really was quite simple. [18:09] Maomao     What was actually difficult was     getting the roses to bloom at all. [18:14] Jinshi     Simple, indeed. [18:17] Maomao     Also, because some officials might      have picked a quarrel about this, [18:22] Maomao     I went ahead and revealed     the trick to the emperor. [18:26] Maomao     He seemed to enjoy the fact that     he got to know the secret first, [18:29] Maomao     and had a good time listening to me explain. [18:32] Jinshi     So, about the story of the blue roses     being seen in the palace... [18:36] Maomao     There must have been someone with a lot of     free time feeding blue water to the roses. [18:44] Jinshi     Who would do something like that? [18:47] Maomao     Who knows? Maybe they wanted     a gimmick with which to woo women. [18:52] Jinshi     That's unexpected. Are you painting your nails? [18:55] Maomao     It doesn't suit me, though. [18:58] Maomao     If I had some balsam and woodsorrel,     I could have made them look prettier. [19:03] Maomao     Balsam is often used to dye fingernails,     and woodsorrel is nicknamed cat's foot. [19:08] Maomao     Mixing them together and applying them     on the fingernails creates a vivid red. [19:12] Maomao     But then, even if I made them prettier... [19:15] Maomao     This is better than it was before. [19:19] Maomao     Master Gaoshun, what about     the item I requested? [19:22] Gaoshun     Yes, as you wished. [19:25] Maomao     Thank you. [19:28] Maomao     Now the stage is set. [19:30] Maomao     All I have to do now is catch     that nasty creep off guard. [19:39] Lakan     I didn't expect my provocation to fail. [19:51] Lakan     Most humans only look like go stones to me. [19:55] Lakan     Men are black stones, women are white stones. SIGN    Pawn SIGN    Pawn SIGN    Pawn SIGN    Pawn [19:59] Lakan     Even my subordinates in the military     only appear as chess pieces, at best. [20:04] Lakan     Most are soldiers, pawns. [20:07] Lakan     As they gain ranks,     they become cavalry and cannons. SIGN    River [20:11] Lakan     Working in the military is easy. [20:14] Lakan     I just need to know where to place the pieces. [20:18] Lakan     The right pieces in the right places.     Most wars can be won by that alone. [20:22] Lakan     It's quite easy. Even if I were     completely useless, [20:27] Lakan     as long as I placed others in the right places,     the work would get done on its own. [20:32] Lakan     My eyes hurt more than usual today. [20:35] Lakan     A red color keeps flickering into my view. [20:40] Lakan     Manicures... [20:42] Lakan     The manicures in my memories     aren't this overly flamboyant crimson. [20:48] Lakan     They're the soft color of balsam. SIGN    Advisor SIGN    Bishop SIGN    Next Time [22:46] Narrator     Next time:     "Balsam and Woodsorrel." SIGN    Episode 23: Balsam and Woodsorrel