E14 - The New Pure Consort Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    The Apothecary Diaries SIGN    The Apothecary Diaries SIGN    This story is a work of fiction. The names of all of the characters, organizations, and so on      are imaginary. It also bears no connection to any specific real-life events. SIGN    Episode 14: The New Pure Consort [03:07] Hongniang     Are you serious? [03:09] Gyokuyou     Of course. [03:10] Gyokuyou     Maomao's back. I have to make     the best of that situation. [03:18] Maomao     That should do for now. [03:20] Maomao     Unlike the rear palace, there are barely     any herbs growing in the outer court. [03:25] Maomao     I need to work on fixing that. [03:27] Suiren     Xiaomao. [03:28] Suiren     I thought I asked you to clean the office. [03:32] Maomao     Right away! [03:35] Suiren     Don't spend too much time on gardening. [03:39] Maomao     She's tough. [03:41] Jinshi     What's going on? [03:42] Gaoshun     I have no idea. SIGN    Crystal Pavilion      Wise Consort      Lihua SIGN    Jade Pavilion      Precious Consort      Gyokuyou [03:44] Jinshi     Hmm. [03:47] Maomao     Excuse me. [03:50] Maomao     Hmm? [03:56] Jinshi     Do you know about the new Pure Consort     who just entered the Garnet Pavilion? [04:00] Maomao     Yes. [04:01] Maomao     The replacement for     Concubine Ah-Duo, who left. [04:07] Jinshi     Well, the rear palace wants      to educate the concubine. [04:12] Jinshi     And for some reason, they want      you to be the teacher. SIGN    Teacher     Maomao [04:17] Maomao     Hah, that's a funny joke. [04:19] Jinshi     Nobody's joking. Look who recommended you. [04:24] Maomao     Recommended? SIGN    Precious Consort     Gyokuyou [04:27] Jinshi     And here's another. SIGN    Wise Consort     Lihua [04:32] Maomao     Lady Lihua, too? [04:34] Maomao     Oh... [04:38] Maomao     It was that, huh? [04:39] Jinshi     I'm counting on you. [04:47] Maomao     I can't ignore a request from two concubines. [04:52] Maomao     They were nice enough to clearly     write the payment amount. [04:56] Maomao     Our old lady is surely     hiking up that price, though. [05:05] Maomao     Now's my chance... [05:08] Jinshi     This is all teaching     material for your class? [05:11] Maomao     Yes. And here's the invoice. [05:15] Jinshi     This seems about right. [05:18] Suiren     I wonder why the ink is      a different color here. [05:21] Maomao     Yikes! [05:23] Maomao     She really is tough. [05:24] Maomao     I guess I can't prey on our young master     while this old maid is around. [05:28] Jinshi     What's inside? [05:31] Maomao     I can't let him see my     precious teaching material. [05:35] Jinshi     F-Fine, I won't look. [05:38] Gaoshun     Do you need help carrying it? [05:41] Maomao     I'm fine. [05:42] Maomao     If I have to do it, I'm going all the way. [05:48] Maomao     It's been a while. [05:51] Maomao     It's relaxing, this weird girly atmosphere. [05:53] Mid-Level Concubine 1     It's Master Jinshi! [05:54] Mid-Level Concubine 2     He's so beautiful as always. [06:01] Maomao     This is quite a crowd. [06:03] Jinshi     They must have heard     the rumors about the lesson. [06:09] Jinshi     Just so you're all aware, only the high-ranking     concubines will be attending today. [06:13] Jinshi     If you have no other business, you may leave. [06:20] Maomao     Is this eunuch some     sort of mythical monster? [06:36] Maomao     No! [06:38] Jinshi     Why? [06:39] Maomao     Only the high-ranking concubines will     attend the lesson. You said so yourself. [06:44] Maomao     Dammit, he's built tougher than he looks. [06:47] Maomao     What we'll discuss is a secret     technique for women only! [06:59] Maomao     Lady Gyokuyou. [07:01] Maomao     Beautiful, as always. [07:02] Maomao     Seems like Lady Hongniang     hasn't changed, either. [07:06] Maomao     Lady Lishu seems very nervous. [07:08] Maomao     I guess it's natural, seeing how there are     three other high-ranking concubines here. [07:13] Maomao     As long as that taster is with her,     she should be better off than before. [07:17] Maomao     Lady Lihua seems to have recovered     fully to her healthy, voluptuous form. [07:23] Maomao     Hmm? Is that the lady-in-waiting     from the face powder incident...? [07:27] Maomao     She doesn't have to be so wary of me. [07:30] Maomao     And Concubine Ah-Duo's replacement, [07:33] Maomao     the new Pure Consort, Concubine Loulan. [07:36] Maomao     Is that flashy southern     outfit her usual style? [07:39] Maomao     Her face seems northern, but I can't tell     what she really looks like under all that. [07:47] Maomao     Given her age, the emperor     will most likely spend time with her. [07:51] Maomao     It seems the power balance at the rear     palace shouldn't be negatively affected. [07:56] Maomao     Eh. Who cares. [08:00] Maomao     My name is Maomao. I will be      serving as your instructor today. [08:06] Maomao     What I will be teaching you today [08:09] Maomao     is a secret technique     shared only amongst women. [08:12] Maomao     Please do not share it with others. [08:16] Maomao     Now, here are the learning materials. [08:31] Gyokuyou     Wow! [08:42] Lishu     Oh... Oh... [09:09] Gaoshun     What's going on in there? [09:12] Jinshi     I can't tell. [09:14] Maomao     Phew. Hmm? [09:18] Jinshi     Good work. That took a while. [09:20] Maomao     This guy was eavesdropping for sure. [09:24] Maomao     What's wrong? [09:27] Jinshi     What's going on here? [09:30] Gyokuyou     Goodbye, tired routines! [09:32] Lihua     Do this, then this... [09:34] Lishu     No way. No way, ever... [09:37] Kanan     Lady Lishu! [09:42] Maomao     I just taught them, as ordered. [09:46] Maomao     At least I made the two who     recommended me happy. [09:57] Maomao     I couldn't tell what she was thinking at all. [10:07] Maomao     Use the knowledge as you see fit. [10:09] Jinshi     Hey, what kind of lecture did you give? [10:11] Maomao     You can ask the emperor later     if he liked it or not. [10:15] Jinshi     Hey. [10:32] Maomao     I'm spent. [10:37] Maomao     Looking forward to that bonus reward! [10:49] Soldier     This way! [11:00] Maomao     I'll stay out of it. [11:01] Maomao     So cold... [11:09] Rikuson     Master Lakan! Master Lakan! [11:21] Rikuson     Master Lakan, there you are. [11:25] Lakan     Hmm. [11:27] Rikuson     Something of interest? [11:29] Lakan     No, nothing at all. [11:42] Maomao     I wonder what that sound was last night. [11:47] Maomao     Even though he's a eunuch, he has work     outside of the rear palace as well? [11:53] Maomao     It's not like he can just ignore silly bills. [12:01] Maomao     It's good paper. I could sell these     for a pretty good amount. [12:04] Maomao     What a waste, burning it all. [12:07] Maomao     The trash burning place is over     by the military offices... [12:11] Gaoshun     Xiaomao. [12:14] Gaoshun     It's cold outside. [12:18] Maomao     Thank you. [12:20] Maomao     He's so thoughtful. Shame he's a eunuch. [12:28] Gaoshun     This is from Master Jinshi!     I merely delivered it! [12:35] Maomao     I see. [12:36] Maomao     He needs permission just to give warm     clothes to a servant? What a bother. [12:41] Maomao     Thank you, Master Jinshi. [12:45] Jinshi     Don't worry about it. [12:53] Maomao     The outer court is several times     larger than the rear palace, [12:57] Maomao     yet I see hardly any medicinal herbs growing. [13:00] Maomao     I guess the only notable ones     are dandelions and mugworts, [13:03] Maomao     which are abundant anywhere. [13:07] Maomao     It's winter, so they're hard to spot, too. [13:09] Maomao     Maybe I'll plant some seeds     around here as well. [13:14] Maomao     Ooh, red spider lily! [13:15] Maomao     Here too! And there, too! [13:17] Maomao     They're so tasty when     the bulb root is put in water. [13:21] Maomao     If I fail to remove the poison, it causes     horrible stomachaches, though. [13:26] Maomao     Hmm? [13:27] Maomao     It's Master Lihaku. [13:28] Maomao     His belt's a different color. [13:31] Maomao     Did he get a promotion? [13:33] Lihaku     Hmm? Oh hey, little lady. [13:37] Maomao     Master Lihaku. [13:38] Lihaku     Accompanying a concubine or something? [13:41] Lihaku     Rare to see you outside the rear palace. [13:44] Maomao     He doesn't know I got fired. [13:48] Maomao     Master Lihaku. He fell in love     with Big Sister Pairin, [13:51] Maomao     one of the Three Princesses     of the Verdigris House. [13:53] Maomao     He's working hard to get a promotion     for his love. How adorable. [13:58] Lihaku     Hmm? [14:00] Maomao     The cost of a night with Pairin is equal to     half the annual salary of a commoner. [14:06] Maomao     Since that's too expensive,     I hear he often visits the Verdigris House [14:11] Maomao     to have tea with the servant girls. [14:14] Maomao     I never ran into him there. [14:16] Maomao     I guess once a man has a taste     of the heavenly nectar, [14:20] Maomao     he can't help but try to get at least a glimpse. [14:23] Maomao     He's really working hard. [14:24] Lihaku     Hmm? What is it? [14:26] Maomao     Nothing. I've been transferred     from the rear palace [14:29] Maomao     to the personal quarters of a certain official. [14:32] Maomao     Personal quarters?     Who's crazy enough to do that? [14:36] Maomao     Yeah, I wonder the same. [14:39] Maomao     By the way, were you busy with something? [14:41] Lihaku     A little. [14:43] Lihaku     Just a small fire, not rare     at this time of the year. [14:46] Lihaku     I've been brought out to investigate     since they can't determine the cause. [14:49] Maomao     Unknown cause? So that must be     what the noise from last night was. [14:54] Maomao     Was anyone injured? [14:56] Lihaku     Just the warehouseman.     He's not critically injured, but— [14:59] Lihaku     Hey, don't get too close. [15:02] Maomao     Understood. [15:04] Maomao     Why wouldn't you expect me     to get curious after hearing that? [15:10] Maomao     Soot reaching the adjacent building. [15:14] Maomao     Shrapnel all over the building. [15:17] Maomao     This is more like an explosion than a fire. [15:21] Maomao     I see. [15:24] Maomao     They suspect arson. [15:27] Maomao     That's why Master Lihaku is here,     not a lower-ranking official. [15:33] Maomao     This isn't just some random warehouse. [15:35] Maomao     It's the palace, where the emperor is. [15:39] Maomao     Our empire is overall pretty peaceful,     but there's always someone with issues. [15:47] Maomao     There's the occasional barbarian attack, [15:50] Maomao     and a famine or drought here and there. [15:54] Maomao     Who knows how long peace with     the neighboring nations will last? [15:58] Maomao     I'm sure some people in some foreign     countries have some complaints. [16:04] Maomao     Charcoal? No, it's a burnt potato. [16:07] Maomao     What a waste. [16:10] Maomao     So this was food storage. [16:24] Maomao     Ivory? Looks like a smoking pipe. [16:28] Lihaku     Quit snooping around by yourself! [16:30] Maomao     A pipe... [16:33] Maomao     An explosion. Food storage. A pipe. [16:40] Lihaku     Hey! [16:53] Lihaku     Can you hear me?! [16:55] Maomao     I can hear you. [16:57] Maomao     I'm just not listening to you. [16:59] Maomao     Does this warehouse store the same kind     of stuff as the burnt one? [17:04] Lihaku     Yeah. The oldest things go in the back. [17:08] Maomao     Can I have this? [17:11] Lihaku     I suppose so. [17:13] Maomao     And this, too? [17:14] Maomao     I also need a hammer, a saw, and some nails. [17:18] Lihaku     What are you trying to do? [17:21] Maomao     Just a quick experiment. [17:28] Maomao     This will do. [17:29] Lihaku     You're strangely good at this. [17:31] Maomao     I grew up poor. I'm good     at making things I don't have. [17:40] Lihaku     That's flour, right? [17:42] Maomao     Yes. It was in the warehouse. [17:49] Subordinate     Is this what you needed? [17:50] Maomao     Yes. And the flame source I asked for? [17:54] Subordinate     Right here. [17:56] Maomao     Thank you, sir. [18:02] Lihaku     I don't get it. [18:03] Maomao     It's ready. Please stand back. It's dangerous. [18:07] Subordinate     Y-Yes... [18:12] Maomao     Master Lihaku, it's dangerous. [18:15] Lihaku     What danger could there be? [18:16] Lihaku     Whatever you do, I'm a military     officer. How can I be at risk? [18:20] Maomao     Understood. But it really is dangerous,     so please do be very careful. [18:25] Maomao     You have to run right away. [18:28] Lihaku     Huh? Run from what— [18:35] Lihaku     Put it out! [18:40] Maomao     See? I told you so. [18:46] Lihaku     So, what caused the explosion? [18:50] Maomao     It was this. [18:52] Lihaku     Flour? [18:53] Maomao     Yes. Fine powder, like wheat     or buckwheat flour, burns easily. [18:57] Maomao     The particles can catch fire when airborne. [19:02] Maomao     This was likely what sparked it. [19:04] Lihaku     A pipe...? [19:07] Maomao     If someone snuck inside to take     a quick smoke in private, [19:12] Maomao     the outside wind could flow in,     blowing the powder into the air. [19:15] Maomao     If the pipe was lit at that time... [19:20] Maomao     The flour filling the air would     catch fire, and cause an explosion. [19:27] Maomao     Please let the warehousemen know     not to smoke in the warehouses. [19:32] Lihaku     How do you know these things? [19:35] Maomao     Once, at the Verdigris House,     I blew up a room I borrowed. [19:40] Lihaku     You... [19:42] (Flashback) Old Lady     You stupid girl! [19:45] Maomao     The old lady was real scary back then. [19:48] Lihaku     But powders exploding? How strange. [19:53] Maomao     Almost nothing in the world is truly strange. [19:56] Maomao     Anything that feels strange     is just not yet known. [20:00] Lihaku     Achoo! [20:01] Maomao     Please take care to not catch a cold. [20:04] Maomao     If you do, find Luomen in the pleasure     district. His medicines work well. [20:08] Lihaku     Right. [20:09] Maomao     Dad's so bad at marketing.     I should help him out a little. [20:15] Maomao     Hopefully, he'd pay a visit     while he's out there for Pairin. [20:20] Maomao     Well, I'm heading back to work now. [20:22] Lihaku     Sure. [20:26] Maomao     Oh, I accidentally brought this with me. [20:30] Maomao     If I clean this up and put a new mouthpiece     on it, would it be good again? [20:34] Maomao     It might sell for a pretty good price. [20:37] Maomao     That said, it seems too impressive     for a warehouseman to own. [20:41] Maomao     Might be something precious. [20:45] Maomao     Maybe I'll clean it up and give it back. [20:54] Official's Younger Brother     Dammit! [20:57] Official's Younger Brother     I'm worthy, too... Dammit! SIGN    Next Time [22:46] Voice     Next time: "Raw Fish." SIGN    Episode 15: Raw Fish