E13 - Serving in the Outer Court Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:15] Jinshi     Are you serious? [00:18] Emperor     So, what would you do? [00:20] Emperor     After all, you're the gardener     maintaining my flower garden. [00:28] Jinshi     He truly is cunning. [00:35] Jinshi     How ironic. [00:38] Jinshi     No matter how hard I try,     both in intellect and martial arts, [00:41] Jinshi     I can only slightly     outperform a regular person. [00:44] Jinshi     Instead, I am granted an appearance     more beautiful than anyone. [00:51] Jinshi     The things I truly want     are so far out of reach. [00:59] Jinshi     I was dissatisfied at first,     but I've gotten over it. [01:03] Jinshi     My sweet gaze, my sweet voice... [01:07] Jinshi     I'll use my superior tools to my advantage. [01:13] Jinshi     I'm aware that ultimately, I'm just a child     floundering on the emperor's palm. [01:20] Jinshi     As you wish. [01:22] Jinshi     I'll manage his rear palace,     or whatever else he wants. [01:27] Jinshi     That's the only way I can choose my own path. SIGN    The Apothecary Diaries SIGN    The Apothecary Diaries SIGN    Verdigris House SIGN    This story is a work of fiction. The names of all of the characters, organizations, and so on      are imaginary. It also bears no connection to any specific real-life events. [03:06] Maomao     I don't need this much, Big Sis. [03:08] Meimei     Sure, sure. Take this, this... Oh! And this, too. SIGN    Episode 13: Serving in the Outer Court [03:13] Maomao     I'm not going to be using lipstick. [03:15] Meimei     What do you mean? Can't you put in     the least bit of effort to look proper? [03:19] Maomao     Only courtesans have to get      prettied up to go to work. [03:25] Maomao     I want to work with herbs... [03:27] Maomao     Ow! [03:28] Meimei     You've landed such a nice job at the palace! [03:33] Meimei     And you're telling me you can't dress up     appropriately for the position? [03:37] Meimei     You have to be thankful     for that every day. [03:39] Meimei     Otherwise, you'll lose your great customers. [03:42] Maomao     Meimei is really convincing. [03:46] Maomao     She's old enough to start considering     retirement as a courtesan, [03:49] Maomao     but her popularity hasn't waned at all, [03:52] Maomao     because she has the intellect [03:54] Maomao     to entertain her customers     through song, chess, and go. [03:57] Joka     Maomao. [03:59] Pairin     Wow, what a huge package. [04:00] Maomao     Pairin, Joka. [04:09] Joka     I'm glad you found a good     workplace. Go make a fortune. [04:15] Maomao     Got it. [04:17] Meimei     If you could bring back some paying     customers, that would be great too! [04:20] Joka     Find some good, rich guys. [04:23] Pairin     Someone with vigor, pretty please! [04:26] Maomao     Uh, yeah... SIGN    Verdigris House SIGN    Verdigris House [04:32] Maomao     My new workplace... Or should I say,     the workplace I'm returning to, [04:36] Maomao     is the area in the palace     called the rear palace. [04:40] Maomao     It's a garden of women who are there     to have children for the emperor. [04:43] Maomao     I was supposed to work here     as a lowly servant girl, but... SIGN    You with the freckles, stay here [04:46] Maomao     I solved the mystery of the dying     infant heirs, which drew attention. [04:50] Maomao     I was promoted to lady-in-waiting     for Lady Gyokuyou, [04:52] Maomao     then got sucked into various     troubles as a food taster. [04:57] Maomao     After that, a bunch of stuff happened,     leading to me getting fired. [05:00] Maomao     Who would've thought I'd be back again? [05:06] Maomao     I succumbed to the allure     of the caterpillar fungus, [05:09] Maomao     but looking back, that might     have been careless of me. [05:12] Maomao     Of course, seen from the outside,     it's a huge lucky break. [05:16] Maomao     I do have some reservations about leaving     my dad behind to go live elsewhere for work, [05:20] Maomao     but the rules are a lot less strict this time, [05:23] Maomao     and I'm not treated as missing anymore. [05:26] Maomao     Dad also said I should do as I like, but... [05:34] Maomao     What did he mean by that, I wonder? [05:38] Maomao     I'm home. [05:44] Luomen     They loaded you up, didn't they? [05:46] Maomao     What should I do? I definitely need     my mortar and pestle, and my notebook. [05:52] Maomao     I can't bring less underwear— [05:55] Luomen     Maomao, you probably can't take those with you. [05:59] Maomao     Huh? [06:00] Luomen     You're not a doctor. [06:01] Luomen     Having such things would make you appear     like you're plotting a poisoning. [06:09] Luomen     Come now, don't make that face.     It was your decision to go. [06:13] Luomen     You can't back out now. [06:16] Maomao     Really? [06:17] Luomen     You should be able to gradually get     permission to bring more things in. [06:21] Luomen     Get ready and go to sleep.     Tomorrow is your first day. [06:26] Maomao     Fine... [06:40] Luomen     Well, you haven't done this in a while. [06:44] Luomen     I thought you weren't a baby anymore. [06:47] Maomao     Well, it's cold. [06:51] Luomen     We'll be lonely again. [06:53] Maomao     Not really. This time,     I can come back any time I want. [07:01] Luomen     You're right. You can come     home any time you want. [07:07] Maomao     I have no mother. [07:09] Maomao     But I have a caring dad, a nosy old granny, [07:13] Maomao     and a lively group of big sisters     to keep me company. [07:18] Maomao     I can come home any time. [07:27] Maomao     Thank you for waiting, Master Jinshi. [07:40] Meimei     Please take care of our little girl. [07:43] Pairin     We got her all dolled up for you. [07:46] Old Lady     Don't you forget, Maomao. [07:49] Maomao     I know. Good customers, right? [07:52] Old Lady     Good. Now go on. [07:54] Maomao     What a way to start the morning. [07:58] Maomao     Let's go. [08:01] Jinshi     Uh, yeah. [08:02] Joka     Take care. [08:05] Maomao     I'm off. [08:07] Onlooker A     She's pretty. [08:08] Onlooker B     Have you ever seen her at      the Verdigris House before? [08:15] Maomao     This is your fault, Master Jinshi. [08:17] Jinshi     Hmm? [08:18] Maomao     I got a lot of unwanted attention. [08:20] Jinshi     That's because you're... [08:28] Maomao     What is it? [08:29] Jinshi     Nothing. [08:49] Jinshi     Good work. May we proceed? [08:51] Guard A     Yes! [08:55] Jinshi     Apothecary. While you're here,     go back to your usual freckled face. [08:59] Maomao     Huh? [09:01] Maomao     Understood. [09:13] Coworker A     Hey, I heard the manager of the rear palace [09:16] Coworker A     bought out a courtesan     from the Verdigris House. [09:18] Coworker B     The Verdigris House? Is that where     the famous Three Princesses are? [09:22] Lakan     The Verdigris House? [09:29] Maomao     What is this guy doing? [09:34] Maomao     And this is? [09:36] Jinshi     My house. [09:38] Maomao     Huh?! Why?! [09:40] Jinshi     This is your new workplace. [09:44] Maomao     Master Gaoshun, I was under the impression     we were returning to the rear palace... [09:49] Gaoshun     We fired you once already, so we can't     just put you back in the same position. [09:53] Gaoshun     You will be working in the outer court now. [09:56] Maomao     The outer court... [09:58] Gaoshun     Yes. The rear palace is     considered the inner court. [10:01] Gaoshun     The outer court lies outside of that. [10:04] Gaoshun     There are many public offices there.     I'll show you around later. [10:09] Suiren     Welcome home. It must have been cold. [10:19] Suiren     I am Suiren, his attendant.     You must be Xiaomao. [10:24] Maomao     Y-Yes. [10:27] Maomao     Xiaomao? [10:33] Suiren     There are two separate buildings, [10:35] Suiren     one with the office and one     with the personal residence. [10:38] Suiren     The area ahead is the young      master's room, but... [10:42] Maomao     "Young master?" [10:44] Suiren     You should be all right. [10:48] Maomao     This room's about the same size as     the one I used at the Jade Pavilion. [10:51] Maomao     If this place had a stove and a nearby well... [10:55] Maomao     Still, this place seems too well-built     for a servant girl's quarters. [10:59] Suiren     Xiaomao? [11:01] Maomao     Yes. [11:02] Jinshi     I don't intend to make you do servant labor. [11:06] Maomao     Huh? [11:07] Jinshi     I told you, you're going to     work in the outer court. [11:18] Jinshi     You're going to take the court lady exam. [11:21] Maomao     C-Court lady exam?! [11:38] Maomao     A cotton garment? That's generous. [11:53] Maomao     Good morning, Lady Suiren. [11:55] Suiren     Oh, good morning, Xiaomao.     It's good that you wake up early. [12:00] Maomao     I'll help. [12:01] Suiren     It's fine, I'm almost done. [12:04] Suiren     Can you just help serve? [12:06] Maomao     Yes. Um, where are the other attendants? [12:10] Suiren     There are none. [12:12] Suiren     The office side is fine, but I couldn't let     anyone handle the personal side. [12:17] Suiren     The young master's food is      especially out of the question. [12:21] Maomao     So, you do all of this work by yourself? [12:24] Suiren     We had some new girls a few times, [12:27] Suiren     but well, things happen, and they don't last. [12:31] Maomao     Did they lace his food with aphrodisiacs? [12:33] Maomao     Or try to steal things? [12:35] Suiren     I mean, who likes finding     unfamiliar underwear in their closet? [12:40] Maomao     Huh? [12:42] Suiren     On top of that, it was made of hair. [12:46] Maomao     That sounds like a lot. [12:48] Suiren     Yes, it certainly was. [12:51] Suiren     Come, young master, please wake up. [12:53] Suiren     It's time for breakfast. [13:03] Maomao     So much wasted sex appeal... [13:06] Maomao     I can see why only Master Gaoshun     and Lady Suiren enter this room. [13:11] Maomao     A woman who saw this would lose herself easily. [13:14] Maomao     A man would pounce on him right away. [13:17] Maomao     He truly has a sin-inducing air about him. [13:21] Maomao     Sort of like an insect in mating season. [13:24] Maomao     I wonder if I could collect this eunuch's     scent and sell it as an aphrodisiac? [13:30] Jinshi     If you want, I can get you a new room. [13:34] Maomao     What brings this about? [13:36] Maomao     I don't get it, but is this my chance     to get a stove and well?! [13:43] Maomao     He needs to tell me clearly     if he wants me to understand. [13:46] Maomao     I can manage the stove somehow,     so for starters... [13:52] Maomao     In that case, how about      a stable with a well nearby? [13:57] Jinshi     A stable. [13:59] Maomao     Yes, a stable. [14:03] Jinshi     No stables. [14:10] Gaoshun     So, shall we? [14:12] Maomao     Yes, please. [14:15] Maomao     Master Jinshi got left behind. [14:19] Maomao     I assumed he had nothing to do, since     he was always loitering in the rear palace, [14:22] Maomao     but he's actually pretty busy. [14:25] Gaoshun     There are many military officers     on the east side of this area, [14:30] Gaoshun     so please stay away if possible. [14:33] Maomao     Understood. [14:35] Maomao     The palace he showed me around was huge. [14:37] Maomao     I needed more than all my fingers and toes [14:39] Maomao     to count all the named buildings     and departments. [14:42] Maomao     Can I learn them all? [14:45] Maomao     My ability to learn about things     I'm not interested in is below average. [14:53] Gaoshun     This is the Director of Waters. [14:55] Gaoshun     It's the department in charge of rivers,     dams, and water utilization projects. [14:59] Maomao     I see. [15:02] Maomao     The rear palace had more medicinal ingredients. [15:07] Maomao     My dad must have planted them     while he worked there. [15:11] Gaoshun     Xiaomao, when you become a court lady,     the outer court will be your workplace. [15:15] Maomao     Yes. [15:17] Maomao     Court lady, huh? [15:28] Suiren     Oh, good timing, Xiaomao. [15:30] Suiren     Can you take this charcoal to the office? [15:33] Maomao     Yes. [15:38] Maomao     Excuse me. [15:46] Maomao     So, this is Master Jinshi's office. [15:50] Maomao     It's not extravagant,     but everything here is top class. [15:53] Maomao     How high up is our young master? [16:02] Maomao     Sizing up the new girl? Not a good atmosphere. [16:09] Maomao     The court ladies of the outer court     are like secretaries. [16:13] Maomao     They have the right qualifications,     background, and education. [16:17] Maomao     They're nothing like the hodgepodge     of female officials at the rear palace. [16:20] Maomao     Which explains their high self-esteem... [16:25] Maomao     Hmm? [16:28] Maomao     And therefore, they won't go out of their     way to clean, since that's not their job. [16:35] Court Lady A     Just who do you think you are? [16:39] Maomao     I guess they grow well when they're fed well. [16:43] Court Lady A     Are you listening?! [16:44] Court Lady A     Why is someone like you assigned     directly to Master Jinshi?! [16:50] Maomao     I guess staying quiet would irritate them more. [16:55] Maomao     In other words, you're all jealous of me? [17:01] Court Lady A     Watch your mouth! [17:03] Maomao     Wrong choice of words. [17:06] Maomao     Fine, then. [17:08] Maomao     Are you implying I'm getting      special treatment? [17:12] Maomao     There's no way that could be right. [17:15] Maomao     Why would he, a heavenly maiden     of a person, fall for an ugly girl like me? [17:22] Maomao     Does the noble figure in your     mind have such bad taste? [17:27] Maomao     Would he go out of his way     to eat meatless chicken bones, [17:30] Maomao     when there are heaps of delicious abalones     and boar meat in front of him? [17:34] Maomao     If that's the case, well, he must     have some interesting proclivities. [17:39] Maomao     I don't really get it myself,     but does he truly have "special tastes"? [17:44] Maomao     I see, so it's a "special taste"— [17:45] Court Lady A     T-That's impossible! [17:47] Court Lady B     R-Right! [17:48] Suirei     Why did he hire you, then? [17:56] Maomao     This is the reason. [18:04] Maomao     I just tried out some burn     medicine the other day, [18:07] Maomao     so it's really messed up right now. [18:09] Maomao     Stings! [18:11] Maomao     That heavenly maiden     has a heavenly heart, too. [18:16] Maomao     He gives a person like me     a way to make a living. [18:22] Court Lady A     Let's go. [18:32] Maomao     Done and done. [18:34] Jinshi     "Interesting proclivities..." [18:37] Jinshi     Do you get harassed like that a lot? [18:41] Jinshi     Besides, why are you raising your left arm— [18:44] Maomao     I'm off to my next cleaning duty. [18:47] Jinshi     Are you studying? [18:49] Maomao     Sneak, sneak. [18:51] Jinshi     Hey! [18:52] Maomao     Sneak, sneak! [19:13] Suiren     Xiaomao. [19:16] Suiren     Please be quiet. [19:25] Narrator     And thus, the day of the exams came. [19:31] Jinshi     Why did you fail? [19:34] Maomao     Why did you think I'd pass? [19:37] Narrator     Maomao became Jinshi's personal servant. [19:42] Gaoshun     What should we do? [19:44] Suiren     What should we do, indeed? [20:17] Maomao     Ow! [20:20] Suirei     There shouldn't be any reason     for you to go beyond this point. [20:24] Maomao     Could you say that before you hit me? [20:28] Maomao     The scent of sandalwood, mixed     with another, distinctly bitter smell. [20:44] Maomao     The military, huh? SIGN    Next Time [22:46] Narrator     Next time: "The New     Pure Consort." SIGN    Episode 14: The New Pure Consort SIGN