The 8th son? Are you kidding me?
Ichinomiya Shingo, an everyday twenty-five-year-old office worker, wakes up as Wendelin, the 8th son of an impoverished noble family out in the sticks. He soon despairs at his lack of succession rights and knowledge to navigate the political world, but finds hope in his aptitude for magic. This is the story of that young man earning his keep and his freedom through magic, with no world saving involved, and spending quite a while escaping his solitude. Ultimately, it is also the story of him being unable to escape the shackles of society.
- Season 1
- E1 - The 8th Son? Are You Kidding Me?
- E2 - A Succession Dispute? Are You Kidding Me?
- E3 - A Loner? Are You Kidding Me?!
- E4 - Obligations? Are You Kidding Me?!
- E5 - Political Marriage?! Are You Kidding Me?!
- E6 - A Bullet Tour? Are You Kidding Me?!
- E7 - No Magic? Are You Kidding Me?!
- E8 - Presumed Dead? Are You Kidding Me?!
- E9 - People Hate Me? Are You Kidding Me?!
- E10 - Toxic? Are You Kidding Me?!
- E11 - Between a Rock and a Hard Place? Are You Kidding Me?!
- E12 - The 8th Son? I Guess That's Not So Bad!
Season 1
E1 - The 8th Son? Are You Kidding Me?
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[00:00] A
[01:05] Roderich
All right, everyone! Get to work!
[01:08] G
Yeah!
[01:15] Erwin
Your magic is so useful, Well.
[01:18] Erwin
You flattened everything in an instant.
[01:22] G
Man, I can't believe the count's magic
is actually being used for development.
[01:31] Well
I'll be heading back now, Roderich.
[01:34] R
One moment, milord.
[01:37] R
Can you take care of that area next?
[02:02] Well
I'm back.
[02:04] Iina/Louise/Wilma
Welcome home!
[02:07] Elise
Welcome home.
[02:09] W
Thanks, Elise.
[02:17] W
Hup.
[02:20] E
Here you go.
[02:22] W
Thank you.
[02:25] E
You seem tired.
[02:28] W
Yeah. He ran me into the ground again today.
[02:33] Iina
Your relationship with him is really topsy-turvy.
[02:36] Louise
It's like Roderich's your boss.
[02:40] Wilma
Like you're his slave, Lord Well.
[02:43] W
To be fair, no matter how far I go,
[02:46] W
I'm a white-collar office worker at heart.
[02:50] E
"White-collar"?
[02:55] W
Anyway, I'm gonna go get changed.
[03:12] W
It's not so easy to change, huh?
[03:16] W
Even though it was ten years ago...
[03:19] W
that I was an office worker.
[03:25] Shingo
I'm home.
[03:42] Shingo
No! Gotta wake up!
[03:50] Zoji
Quick Cooking Mode activated.
[03:50] Sign
White Rice Brown Rice
[03:50] Sign
Quick Cooking
[03:50] Sign
24 Minutes Left
[03:52] Zoji
Rice will be ready in 24 minutes.
[04:21] Shin
A midnight one-soup, three-dish dinner:
miso-fried pork ribs version.
[04:27] Shin
Now just add the radish sprouts...
[04:29] ---
White Rice Brown Rice
[04:29] ---
Quick Cooking
[04:29] ---
2 Minutes Left
[04:57] W
Huh? Where are the pork ribs?
[05:29] W
Wait, am I overseas?
[05:32] Artur
Now that I've finally seen my successor wed,
[05:37] Artur
I can retire without worry.
[05:37] W
But they're speaking Japanese.
[05:40] Kurt
Father, please stop joking.
[05:48] W
Boy, this is one realistic dream.
[05:53] W
Okay.
[05:55] W
time to go back to my pork ribs.
[06:02] A
What do you think you're doing?
[06:05] A
Wake up!
[06:09] A
Come, you must greet everyone.
[06:14] W
But my pork ribs...
[06:16] A
Sorry to have kept you waiting.
[06:18] A
This is my youngest son.
[06:22] W
Is this real life?
[06:24] A
What are you saying?
[06:27] A
Now, introduce yourself. You can do that, yes?
[06:30] W
Intro... Introduce myself?!
[06:36] W
U-Uh...
[06:42] W
Er...
[06:44] A
What's wrong?
[06:48] Erich
It's good to finally see you all again.
[06:51] G
Oh, Erich?
[06:53] G
How you've grown.
[06:55] E
We're very grateful that you took
the time to come all the way
[06:59] E
for my eldest brother Kurt's wedding.
[07:03] E
Allow my younger brother,
Wendelin von Benno Baumeister,
[07:07] E
and I to express our most profound thanks.
[07:11] W
Was that my name?
[07:13] Amalie
Wendelin?
[07:15] Amalie
Can I call you Well, then?
[07:19] W
Well? Y-Yes, of course.
[07:24] E
Here.
[07:26] W
Thanks.
[07:27] E
Did your mind go blank when you
found yourself surrounded by adults?
[07:31] W
Uh, what's happening today?
[07:35] E
Ah, I suppose it's a little
complicated for a five-year-old.
[07:38] E
Today is Brother Kurt's wedding.
[07:42] E
The bride is Amalie, the second
daughter of Sir Mainbach.
[07:47] E
Father was having trouble
finding a partner for him.
[07:51] E
He must be relieved that a noble's
daughter has married into the family.
[07:55] W
A noble?
[08:02] W
Hey, if a noble's daughter
is marrying into our family,
[08:06] W
are we by any chance nobles, too?
[08:10] E
"By any chance"? I suppose
I can see why you'd be doubtful.
[08:14] E
But we Baumeisters are genuine nobility, too.
[08:22] W
Nobility...
[08:26] G
One more time!
[08:28] W
Who could ever see this coming?
SIGN From Duke Bleichröder
[08:40] W
But I can understand the language, at least.
[08:44] W
If we can throw such a lavish ceremony,
[08:47] W
we must rank pretty high up.
[08:52] W
And if I'm the third son of this family,
[08:55] W
I don't have to worry about starving!
[09:07] W
Noble food is so yummy!
[09:41] W
This is so dry...
[09:49] W
And this soup is basically just water.
[10:07] A
What's wrong, Wendelin?
[10:09] W
Nothing.
[10:12] A
You can't have more soup, okay?
[10:15] W
Um, where's Brother Erich?
[10:18] Johanna
He left earlier, saying he was going fishing.
[10:22] E
"We must rank pretty high up"?
[10:25] E
Was that some kind of joke?
[10:27] W
But we threw such a glittering
party last night.
[10:31] E
Well, yeah.
[10:32] E
We can't be cheapskates with invited guests,
even as poor as we are.
[10:38] W
Poor?
[10:39] E
You could say it was a show of noble pride.
[10:54] W
Th-Then what about the noble fo—I mean, dinner?
[10:59] E
A special menu for the wedding, of course.
[11:03] E
But we're back to brown bread
and light soup starting today.
[11:06] W
No way...
[11:09] W
But even if we're poor, we're still nobility.
[11:11] W
There's Brother Kurt, Brother Erich...
[11:14] W
And I'm the third son,
so I should get some benefits, at least.
[11:18] E
Oh, how did the hunt go, Brother Helmut?
[11:21] Helmut
No good.
[11:23] Helmut
I couldn't catch a thing.
[11:26] W
Brother Helmut?
[11:28] W
Then I'm the...
[11:30] Paul
Horohoro really are hard to shoot down.
[11:33] E
Even for you, Brother Paul?
[11:35] W
Brother Paul?
[11:37] Hermann
The horohoro served at the wedding was so good.
[11:41] Paul
Yeah, I saw you eating
one whole, Brother Hermann.
[11:45] W
Brother Hermann?!
[11:49] E
Speaking of the wedding,
Walter and Karl didn't show up.
[11:52] Herm
It's understandable.
Even if they are our brothers...
[11:56] W
Brothers?
[11:57] E
Did you forget them?
[11:59] E
They're your half-brothers.
[12:02] W
Brother Walter and Brother Karl?
[12:06] W
Which means... We're poor nobles, and I'm...
[12:08] W
The 8th son? Are you kidding me?!
SIGN "The 8th Son? Are You Kidding Me?"
SIGN Episode 1
SIGN The 8th Son?
Are You Kidding Me?
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SIGN The Kingdom of Helmut
[13:44] W
So this is the kingdom I live in.
SIGN Capital
Stadtburg
[13:48] W
Uh, this is the capital, Stadtburg,
[13:51] W
and its population is one million,
the highest in the kingdom.
[13:55] W
South of it is the Dukedom of Bleichröder,
SIGN Dukedom of
Bleichröder
SIGN Breichburg
SIGN Minor Lords
Mixed Domain
[14:01] W
where the biggest mercantile center
in the south, Breichburg, is.
[14:06] W
Its population is two hundred thousand.
[14:09] W
And when you go even farther south
SIGN Great Rieg Mountains
[14:13] W
and cross this huge mountain range,
[14:17] W
you find the back country I am
in now, the Baumeister Knightdom.
[14:28] W
Population... eight hundred.
[14:34] W
I'm the eighth son of a poor noble
family that lives out in the sticks.
[14:41] W
My life...
[14:45] W
is so screwed!
[14:47] E
We'll be going, then.
[14:52] J
Please take care of yourself.
[14:56] E
I will. You take care too, Mother.
[14:59] W
Hey, where are you all going?
[15:02] E
Huh? Didn't we tell you?
[15:04] E
We agreed to leave once
Brother Kurt got married.
[15:10] Hel
You can stay since you're just a kid,
[15:13] Hel
but we've long since reached adulthood.
[15:16] W
But you could inherit the lands here!
[15:19] P
You think poor nobles like us could
afford to divide up our land?
[15:23] P
It's all going to Brother Kurt.
[15:26] Hel
We're giving up our succession rights for
a monetary settlement and leaving home.
[15:31] Hel
That very moment, we cease to be nobles.
[15:34] W
Cease to be nobles?
[15:37] W
Then how are we supposed to live?
[15:40] Hel
Well, Brother Hermann is the second son,
[15:43] Hel
so he married into the branch family,
in case anything happened to Brother Kurt.
[15:48] Hel
But we'll have to find our own
path in life at the capital.
[15:52] P
We can learn to read and write, and take
exams to be soldiers or lower management,
[15:57] P
or look to be adventurers.
[15:59] P
It all comes down to our skills.
[16:05] E
If you keep goofing off,
you'll regret it later, okay?
[16:15] J
Goodbye.
[16:16] Bro
Bye!
[16:18] J
Take care!
SIGN Poems of Love
Volume Eight
[16:36] W
Volume Eight of Count
Salmon's Poems of Love?*
[16:39] W
Don't we have any useful books?
SIGN Magical Aptitude Crystal Ball Instruction Manual
[16:52] W
"This crystal ball can measure
your aptitude for magic."
[16:58] W
Magic? You can't be serious.
[17:06] W
"Everyone possesses mana,
[17:09] W
but it's said that only one in thousands
has enough mana to cast magic spells.
[17:15] W
Such people are extremely rare."
[17:18] W
I knew it. I can see the "you can't
use magic" punchline already.
[17:30] W
"Magical aptitude isn't hereditary.
[17:34] W
Everyone has an equal chance of possessing
the talent to be a great magician.
[17:41] W
Please see for yourself if you do."
[17:44] W
Who would believe this nonsense?
[17:52] W
"If you have a talent for magic,
[17:55] W
you'll be able to shine in many fields."
[18:04] W
Hey, worth a try.
[18:24] W
Not like I'd fall for this crap, anyway.
[18:27] W
Off we...
[18:41] W
"If the crystal ball shines like a rainbow,
you have a high aptitude for magic,
[18:46] W
in which case we recommend learning
magic through specialized guides.
SIGN Fin
[18:54] W
Fin."
[18:57] W
Huh?
[18:58] W
That's it?!
[19:00] W
I need a guidebook!
[19:01] W
Magic, magic!
[19:03] W
Magic, magic, magic...
SIGN Baron Montbell's
Debauchery
Chronicles
[19:06] W
"Baron Montbell's Debauchery Chronicles."
SIGN Count Larwen's Relaxed Tourism Guide
[19:09] W
"Count Larwen's Relaxed Tourism Guide."
[19:13] W
Volume twenty-three of
Count Salmon's Poems of Love.
SIGN Poems of Love
Volume Twenty Three
[19:18] W
There's nothing.
[19:21] A
Oh, there you are, Wendelin.
[19:23] W
Father, do we have any other books?
[19:27] A
Nope. I can't read.
[19:31] A
Anyway, could you go to the
forest and pick up firewood?
[19:44] W
Come forth, fire!
[19:45] W
Roar, lightning!
[19:48] W
Healing Clinic!
[19:52] W
I have no idea how to activate magic.
[19:57] Alfred
That was you earlier, wasn't it?
[20:01] Alfred
I've finally found a person
on the same wavelength as myself.
[20:08] Alfred
Say, what is your name? Tell me.
[20:14] Alfred
I'm sorry. I scared you, didn't I?
[20:20] Alfred
There's no need to be afraid of me.
[20:25] Alfred
I am a magician.
[20:28] W
A magician...
[20:51] W
It spotted us!
[21:13] A
You must picture it...
[21:17] A
Your own wind magic.
[21:18] W
Magic?! Hey, don't just spring that on me!
[21:22] A
First, accept the mana within you.
[21:28] A
And then, make it circulate
through your body.
[21:31] W
What are you talking about?!
[21:44] W
D-Did I just...
[21:46] A
Congratulations. You just
used your first magic spell.
[22:04] A
I am a former court magician
of the Dukedom of Bleichröder,
[22:09] A
Alfred Rainford.
[22:11] A
Rest assured...
[22:13] A
You will become a magician
far greater than I.
E2 - A Succession Dispute? Are You Kidding Me?
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[00:00] A
[00:00] J
[00:07] W
Is this the post-meal...
[00:10] W
water?
[00:11] J
What are you saying?
[00:13] J
It's mate.
[00:19] W
What a difference.
[00:35] (Flashback) Al
You see...
[00:42] (Flashback) Al
I want to pass my magic on to you.
[00:45] (Flashback) W
What?
[00:46] (Flashback) ---
You'll teach me magic?
[00:49] (Flashback) Al
Yes.
[00:55] (Flashback) W
But why?
[00:57] (Flashback) W
I don't have any money, you know?
[01:03] (Flashback) Al
I don't want money.
[01:09] (Flashback) Al
I just...
[01:28] (Flashback) Al
I just want a disciple.
[01:33] (Flashback) W
Anyway, I'll do anything if I can learn magic!
[01:36] (Flashback) W
Please teach me, master!
[01:42] (Flashback) Al
Then we begin training tomorrow.
[01:45] (Flashback) Al
Oh, right.
[01:46] (Flashback) Al
Keep the magic thing between us.
[01:50] (Flashback) W
I have to keep it secret?
[01:53] (Flashback) Al
If people find out you can use magic,
[01:55] (Flashback) Al
some retainers or subjects might say
you should be the next lord instead,
[02:00] (Flashback) Al
leading to a succession dispute.
[02:03] (Flashback) W
Me? The next lord?
[02:05] (Flashback) W
But I'm the eighth son.
[02:13] (Flashback) Al
Well...
[02:16] (Flashback) Al
Magicians hold more power than you think.
[02:21] (Flashback) Al
You could become the rightful successor
and next lord in a heartbeat.
[02:30] (Flashback) W
Me? Really?
[02:33] Al
That said, a succession dispute is
too dangerous for a child like you.
[02:38] Al
For now, I think it'll be better
if nobody finds out.
[02:43] K
What? You can't have any more bread, okay?
[02:48] W
I see.
[02:50] ---
I can become the lord, huh?
[02:53] W
So bland!
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Are You Kidding Me?
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Are You Kidding Me?
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Are You Kidding Me?
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[04:27] Al
Let's start with matching capacities.
SIGN Episode 2
"A Succession Dispute? Are You Kidding Me?"
[04:30] W
Matching what?
[04:31] Al
A training method where one can match their
[04:35] ---
mana capacity to someone who has more.
[04:38] W
You mean my capacity will
become the same as yours?
[04:41] Al
Yes.
[04:42] Al
Hold out your hands.
[04:47] W
You have cold hands.
[04:52] Al
Listen, Well.
[04:53] Al
Picture mana circulating through both our
bodies over this circuit we've formed.
[05:00] W
Circulate mana...
[05:03] W
Circulate mana...
[05:05] W
Circulate mana...
[05:16] W
This is...
[05:18] ---
your mana?
[05:23] Al
I was right about you.
[05:27] Al
A person's maximum mana capacity
is determined at birth.
[05:31] Al
It doesn't increase any further.
[05:34] Al
So I was thinking that maybe you
wouldn't be able to reach my capacity,
[05:40] Al
but you matched... and even surpassed it.
[05:43] Al
We didn't even hit your maximum mana capacity.
[05:54] K
What's the matter, Father?
[05:57] Ar
You see, the crystal ball
[05:59] Ar
was up here before, I'm sure.
[06:03] Ar
Who moved it?
[06:08] Ar
Was it Wendelin?
[06:10] Ar
Was he hoping that he had
an aptitude for magic?
[06:16] K
He probably despaired at his mediocre self
[06:19] K
and cried his heart out.
[06:31] Al
That's a nice magic spell.
[06:33] Al
I can't believe you learned
advanced magic in just a few days.
[06:37] W
It's all thanks to you.
[06:39] W
If I were training alone,
[06:41] ---
I don't know if I'd have even learned
how to use basic magic yet.
[06:43] W
Uh...
[06:44] W
What's with the basket?
[06:46] Al
Oh, it's mountain vegetables.
[06:49] Al
You told your family you were
going out to find food, right?
[06:54] Al
This will help you avoid any suspicion.
[06:58] J
Look, Amalie!
[07:00] J
We have so many ingredients
for our soup tonight.
[07:02] Am
It seems Well may have a knack
for foraging mountain vegetables!
[07:10] Ar
Hey...
[07:12] Ar
How did you get this?
[07:14] Ar
I know it only grows on the other side
of the river, and there's no bridge across.
[07:19] Ar
You're only five. How did you get across?
[07:22] Ar
Did you use magic to fly?
[07:27] Ar
Of course not!
[07:30] J
If only...
[07:34] K
Magic... Surely he couldn't...
[07:42] Al
Listen.
[07:43] Al
Tracking magic is an application
of advanced wind magic.
[07:47] Al
Sense the vibrations in the
web of air all around you.
[07:57] W
Found one!
[08:11] W
Go!
[08:15] W
I got it!
[08:17] Al
Got what?!
[08:24] W
Grilled bird is so yummy!
[08:25] Al
The horohoro bird, huh?
[08:27] Al
What's that?
[08:28] W
Oh, it's wasabi I found deep
in the woods the other day.
[08:32] W
Would you like to try some, Master?
[08:34] ---
It's good.
[08:36] Al
I'm sure it is, if you're recommending it.
[08:40] Al
Do I use it like this?
[08:46] Al
Yes, this is great!
[08:52] Al
Well, can I say something?
[08:55] W
G-Go ahead.
[08:56] Al
Don't go too deep into the woods.
[08:59] W
Why?
[09:00] Al
The Enchanted Forest there
is home to lots of monsters.
[09:04] W
Monsters?!
[09:05] Al
Savage beasts that ordinary
humans are no match for.
[09:10] W
I nearly lost my life getting wasabi.
[09:14] Al
May I have more?
[09:18] Al
That said, an Enchanted Forest
[09:20] Al
is also home to foodstuffs and
herbs you won't find elsewhere.
[09:25] Al
Many people still waltz into
them looking to get rich quick.
[09:30] W
And?
[09:34] Al
They never come back, of course.
[09:42] W
I feel like Brother Kurt's
been watching me lately.
[09:51] Al
He may have realized that you have magic.
[09:57] Al
He's afraid he'll lose his succession rights.
[10:00] W
That again?
[10:02] ---
I don't know what to think
about becoming a lord.
[10:06] Al
Don't you want to be the lord?
[10:08] W
I considered it,
[10:11] W
but it sounds like a pain in the butt,
especially if it causes trouble with Brother Kurt.
[10:21] Al
Being the lord sounds like
a pain in the butt, huh?
[10:25] W
That said, it's not like I have
anything else I want to do.
[10:30] Al
Then how about adventuring?
[10:35] Al
I think your adaptability makes you an
ideal candidate to be an adventurer.
[10:40] Al
And I used to be an adventurer,
so you can believe me.
[10:44] W
You did?
[10:46] Al
You have what it takes to enjoy
what the wide world has to offer.
[10:49] W
An adventurer, huh?
[11:02] A
Please, not yet... I need
a little more time!
[11:09] Ar
I see.
[11:10] Ar
So you want to be an adventurer, Wendelin.
[11:13] K
Oh?
[11:15] J
So you wish to go to the Adventurers' Academy?
[11:18] W
Yes. I'm thinking of enrolling
once I turn twelve.
[11:22] Am
But isn't that on the other
side of the mountains?
[11:25] Ar
So you'll be leaving the Baumeister domain?
[11:32] Ar
But you see, there's one big problem with that.
[11:36] W
What is it?
[11:37] Ar
We don't have enough money to enroll
you in the Adventurers' Academy.
[11:46] Al
Listen up.
SIGN Baumeister Knightdom
SIGN Great Rieg Mountains
SIGN Undeveloped Land
[11:47] Al
This is the Baumeister Knightdom.
[11:50] Al
And to the north, past the mountains,
SIGN Dukedom of
Bleichröder
SIGN Breichburg
[11:53] Al
is the Dukedom of Bleichröder
and Breichburg.
SIGN Dukedom of
Bleichröder
SIGN Breichburg
[11:57] W
That's the town where the
Adventurers' Academy is, right?
[12:00] Al
Yes. It's a mercantile town.
[12:02] Al
There, even children can join merchant guilds,
[12:05] Al
and sell what they gather.
[12:08] W
Then I can earn my tuition that way!
[12:10] Al
However, Breichburg is quite far away.
[12:14] Al
You'll need to learn traveling magic, too.
[12:17] W
And by that, you mean teleporting and stuff?
[12:21] W
Maybe flying?
[12:23] Al
Flight magic, yes.
[12:24] Al
Once you get used to it,
you can travel at great speeds.
[12:28] Al
Like so.
[12:45] Al
Well, this is the wide world that awaits you!
[13:34] Al
Your training ends tomorrow.
[13:39] W
Ow...
[13:41] W
Uh, why end so abruptly?
[13:43] Al
It's not abrupt.
[13:45] ---
You'll be fine.
[13:46] W
But I only just started practicing flight magic.
[13:49] Al
You have the basics down.
[13:51] W
But... I can't control it very well yet.
[13:55] Al
It'll grow stable if you practice every day.
[13:57] W
But it's only been two weeks since we started...
[14:00] Al
Well...
[14:14] Ar
I heard a Whispering Dead
was spotted in the woods.
[14:20] Am
Um, what's a Whispering Dead?
[14:23] Ar
An undead that has retained
its cognitive powers.
[14:25] ---
It can even hold conversations.
[14:27] K
I've heard that they don't look
very different from humans.
[14:30] Ar
But they're still corpses.
[14:32] Ar
Their bodies go cold,
their senses stop functioning,
[14:36] Ar
and their skin grows terrifyingly pale.
[14:51] Ar
And in a few years, they lose their minds
[14:54] Ar
and become zombies that hunt
people to sate their hunger.
[15:11] W
Master...
[15:15] Al
What brings you here at this hour?
[15:20] W
Master!
[15:21] ---
It seems a monster called a Whispering
Dead has showed up in the woods!
[15:28] W
It's dangerous here, so come
to the mansion with me!
[15:36] Al
Well...
[15:38] W
Please, master! It's dangerous here!
[15:41] Al
It's all right. The danger
you speak of doesn't exist.
[15:44] W
How do you know?
[15:46] ---
There's a Whispering Dead here!
[15:49] Al
So you realized.
[15:53] W
Let's go. Hurry.
[15:56] Al
Well, I am the Whispering Dead.
[16:00] W
No! You aren't dead!
[16:04] W
You're not...
[16:09] Al
It happened five years ago.
[16:10] Al
The previous duke's eldest son
contracted a deadly illness.
[16:15] Al
Looking for a panacea that could cure him,
[16:18] Al
the duke headed to an Enchanted
Forest to clear it of monsters,
[16:22] Al
with his court magician, me, in tow.
[16:27] Al
We had an army of two thousand,
but the monsters outnumbered us.
[16:32] Al
No matter how many we killed, they kept coming.
[16:36] Al
I was forced to fight while
protecting the duke and the troops.
[16:42] Al
Soon, my mana ran out, and I was overwhelmed.
[16:51] Al
But I held a deep regret that
turned me into a Whispering Dead.
[16:56] Al
Well, did you know?
[16:59] Al
When a Whispering Dead's wish
is fulfilled, they pass on.
[17:04] Al
And my wish was...
[17:06] Al
to meet someone I could pass the magic
I'd learned in my thirty years to.
[17:13] Al
So when I sensed your presence,
[17:18] Al
I was overjoyed.
[17:28] Al
But you were just a five-year-old child.
[17:32] Al
I thought you might run away if
I told you I was a Whispering Dead,
[17:36] Al
so I lied on the spot.
[17:38] Al
Forgive me.
[17:42] Al
Say, Well...
[17:43] ---
I want to confirm that you were
the person I was seeking.
[17:48] Al
Could you take my final trial?
[17:52] Al
Purge me.
[17:56] Al
I shall now teach you holy magic.
[17:59] Al
It's used to purge undead like me.
[18:02] Al
I can't use it anymore,
[18:05] ---
but I'm sure you'll be able to destroy me.
[18:07] W
Wait a second!
[18:08] ---
Are you asking me to destroy you?
[18:11] Al
Well, it's been five years since
I became a Whispering Dead.
[18:17] Al
I won't be able to preserve myself
in this state using mana much longer.
[18:23] Al
I don't want to lose my sanity and
become a zombie that attacks people.
[18:28] W
But...
[18:30] Al
Listen.
[18:31] Al
Holy magic is the same as
the life force of creatures.
[18:35] Al
Picture duplicating the life
force within you using mana.
[18:40] Al
Start, Well.
[18:50] W
Master!
[18:52] Al
This isn't enough, Well. Focus.
[19:02] Al
More, Well! Stronger!
[19:07] W
I can't! I can't erase you, Master!
[19:11] Al
Well!
[19:13] Al
Remember...
[19:16] Al
Remember what you've learned
in these two weeks.
[19:34] (Flashback) Al
Rest assured...
[19:36] (Flashback) Al
You will become a magician
far greater than I.
[19:40] (Flashback) Al
Rest assured...
[19:43] Al
Wendelin von Benno Baumeister,
my dear disciple,
[19:50] Al
could you please put me at ease?
[20:03] W
Thank you for everything, Master.
[20:10] W
It's my turn to erase your fears!
[20:17] Al
Thank you, Well.
[20:33] Al
This is a wonderful magic spell.
[20:35] ---
I'm being enveloped in a pleasant warmth.
[20:44] Al
You truly were the magician
I was looking for.
[20:48] W
Master...
[20:56] Al
Well, your life is only beginning.
[20:59] Al
Do your best, and do it smartly.
[21:14] Al
Let us meet in the afterlife,
[21:16] ---
maybe a hundred years from now.
[21:45] W
Your last teaching was,
"Do your best, and do it smartly"?
[21:56] W
I understand, master.
[21:57] ---
I'll give it a shot.
[22:16] J
Take care!
E3 - A Loner? Are You Kidding Me?!
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SIGN Adventurers' Academy
[00:13] Louise
I'm the third daughter of the Overweg family,
[00:15] Louise
the instructors of the martial arts
in the Dukedom of Bleichröder,
[00:19] Louise
Louise Jolande Aurelia Overweg.
[00:23] Louise
I've studied the Magic Fist Style
since I was little...
[00:26] Well
I've spent the last seven
years at home in solitude.
[00:30] Well
I've kept my distance from others
[00:32] ---
and lived by myself to prevent
any succession issues.
[00:36] Iina
I'm the third daughter of
the Hillenbrand family,
[00:39] Iina
the instructors of spearmanship
in the Dukedom of Bleichröder,
[00:42] Iina
Iina Susanne Hillenbrand.
[00:45] Iina
My talent with the spear was recognized,
[00:47] Iina
and that's why I'm in this scholarship
class at the Adventurers' Academy.
[00:50] Well
But thanks to that, my communication
skills have hit rock bottom.
[00:55] Well
Just calm down.
[00:56] Well
This is where my story starts.
[00:58] Well
My story about making friends!
[01:03] Sekurt
All right, the next one is our last.
[01:06] Sekurt
Baumeister.
[01:07] Well
Yes, sir!
[01:09] Well
I'm the eighth son of the
Baumeister Knightdom,
[01:12] Well
Wendelin von Benno Baumeister.
[01:15] Well
I'd be happy if you would call me "Well."
[01:19] Well
I look forward to our time together.
[01:29] Sekurt
All right, now I'll explain the curriculum
for this scholarship class.
[01:35] Well
Maybe announcing a nickname
was going too far?
[01:38] Sekurt
We'll start by discussing this.
SIGN Name
SIGN Specialty
SIGN Member Name
SIGN Specialty
[01:46] Well
A party registration form?
SIGN Party Registration Form
SIGN Name
SIGN Specialty
SIGN Member Name
SIGN Specialty
[01:49] Sekurt
Next month, you'll begin training in parties.
[01:53] Sekurt
Make sure you decide who you'll be
joining up with on your own before then.
[01:58] Well
I guess it's like choosing groups?
[02:01] Well
I suck at that.
SIGN The 8th Son?
Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN The 8th Son?
Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN The 8th Son?
Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN The 8th Son?
Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN The 8th Son?
Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN The 8th Son?
Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN The 8th Son?
Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN The 8th Son?
Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN Episode 3
A Loner? Are You Kidding Me?!
[03:45] Well
I feel ostracized already.
[03:49] Iina
That's this year's only scholarship
student of magic, Baumeister.
[03:55] Louise
Magic users are rare enough as is,
[03:57] ---
but I've heard his magic power is already
on par with top-class adventurers.
[04:02] Er
I heard that the magic instructor decided
there was nothing more he could teach him,
[04:07] ---
and gave up on instructing him.
[04:10] Er
If you party up with that guy,
you're set for life.
[04:14] Er
You know how it goes, right?
[04:15] Er
Most of the parties from the
Academy continue to stay together
[04:19] ---
even after they graduate
and become adventurers.
[04:23] Iina
Looks like everyone's thinking the same thing.
SIGN Party Registration Form Name Specialty Erwin von Arnim Sword Member Name Specialty Iina Susanne Hillenbrand Spear Louise Jolande Aurelia Overweg Martial Arts Breichburg Adventurers' Academy
[04:27] Er
So I have a proposal for you two.
[04:30] Louise
Hey! You wrote my name on it!
[04:33] Er
Listen, that guy's currently appraising us.
[04:38] Er
He's trying to decide if we're
worthy of a great mage like him.
[04:42] Louise
Oh! So that's why he's always alone!
[04:46] Iina
Huh? You really think so?
[04:49] Er
That's why we do this.
[04:51] Er
If you two, the top martial artist and
spearwoman, join me, the top swordsman,
[04:57] ---
don't you think even he might recognize us?
[05:03] ---
Hey!
[05:06] Louise
It's not a bad idea.
[05:08] Iina
Huh? You're kidding.
You plan to form a party with him?
[05:11] Er
I'm the fifth son of the
Arnim Knightdom, Erwin von Arnim.
[05:16] Er
You can call me "Er."
[05:19] Louise
I'm Louise. This is Iina, my friend
since childhood. Nice to meet you!
[05:24] Iina
Huh?
[05:26] Well
Muster up your courage...
[05:28] Well
Blend into the class more!
[05:31] Well
U-Um, hey...
[05:32] Well
This is called sansho pepper.
If you'd like some...
[05:38] Josef
I see. So you guys are after the same thing.
[05:41] Josef
Too bad, though, because he's going
to recognize us, the axe trio!
[05:54] Well
They're laughing and having so much fun...
[05:57] Well
I probably shouldn't bother right now.
[06:00] Sekurt
Now, I'm sure some of you here aren't
receiving a stipend from your family
[06:05] ---
and have to work part-time
to earn your living.
[06:09] Well
That's me.
[06:10] Sekurt
Our academy recommends
hunting in such cases,
[06:14] ---
but since it's dangerous to hunt alone,
make sure you go in groups if you do.
[06:20] Well
In groups?
[06:26] Well
There's no room for me anywhere.
[06:28] Louise
Hey, what do you think?
[06:30] Louise
Should we say something to Baumeister?
[06:32] Er
No, let's be careful about this.
[06:34] Er
If we're too hasty and make a mistake that
disappoints him, it will all be for naught.
[06:41] Iina
Though... I notice he's not speaking to anyone.
[06:46] Er
That's it! This is a
challenge from Baumeister!
[06:51] Louise
Huh?! What do you mean?!
[06:53] Er
This is what he's trying to say:
[06:55] Er
"You should have no trouble bringing in more
prey as a group than I could hunting alone."
[07:03] Louise
So if a group brings back less prey than him...
[07:06] Er
Then that group will removed
from his list of candidates.
[07:18] Staff
Here you go.
[07:26] Louise
We should be okay with this much.
[07:29] Er
Still, you two really are the
daughters of great masters.
[07:33] Er
Have you both been training with
your families since you were little?
[07:37] Iina
Yeah.
[07:40] Louise
B-But you were awesome with your sword, too!
[07:43] Er
Well, I come from a poor knightdom,
[07:47] Er
so I've been training with the sword
like crazy ever since I was a kid.
[07:52] Well
Oh, excuse me. Coming through.
[07:55] Er
Huh? Where's his prey?
[07:59] Staff
Oh, a magic bag, huh?
[08:02] Staff
Where did you get one of those?
[08:03] Well
Oh, my master left it to me.
[08:06] Well
Hup!
[08:13] ---
Wh-Whoa... Wait a...
[08:18] Josef
Hmph. This is dumb.
[08:20] Josef
I'm out.
[08:22] Iina
Huh?
[08:22] Josef
He lives in a whole different world.
[08:24] Josef
With this much difference
between our skill levels,
[08:26] ---
it'll be impossible to earn his recognition.
[08:29] Josef
It's not worth the effort.
[08:32] Josef
You all get it too, right?
[08:34] Josef
If you're not the eldest son,
[08:36] ---
it's wiser to not bother dreaming of more.
[08:46] Staff
This is a big help!
They're all precious bounties.
[08:49] Staff
I hope you'll come again.
[08:50] Well
Sure!
[08:57] Well
If you're interested, let's grab a bite
to eat together with this mo—
[09:00] Well
...ney?
[09:03] Er
My brother once said something similar.
[09:08] Er
He said that no matter how hard
I trained with the sword,
[09:10] ---
a fifth son will never inherit.
[09:13] Er
That I was just wasting my effort.
[09:16] Iina
It was the same for Louise and me.
[09:19] Iina
No matter how strong we were,
[09:20] ---
we couldn't inherit the school
because we weren't eldest sons.
[09:24] Er
It's the same everywhere, huh?
[09:26] Louise
It would be one thing if that were all it was.
[09:30] Louise
The truth is, both of us were born with
a bit more magic power than most people.
[09:35] Louise
I mean, not that it's enough
just that we can use magic,
[09:39] Louise
but if we use that magic to
enhance our physical abilities...
[09:45] Er
Then a normal person stands no chance, huh?
[09:48] Louise
Before I knew it, I was stronger
than my father and brother,
[09:52] Louise
and at some point, they began avoiding me.
[09:56] Louise
So I ended up having to train in secret.
[10:02] Iina
I can't accept this!
[10:03] Iina
Why on earth does being born later
mean we're not allowed to dream?!
[10:08] Iina
That's just wrong, isn't it?!
[10:11] Iina
I'm not giving up.
[10:14] Iina
At this point, let's hunt lots of big game
and make sure Baumeister recognizes us!
[10:23] Er
If you're after big game,
this is the place! Deep in the forest!
[10:27] Louise
The teacher told us we weren't allowed
to go in here, but we have no choice!
[10:31] Iina
We do have a choice.
[10:33] Iina
Come on, let's turn back.
[10:37] Iina
They're here.
[10:39] Iina
Wolves.
[10:40] Iina
Extra-large ones, at that.
[11:02] Well
Wolves, and... those are... people?
[11:08] Well
If those are my classmates, maybe
we can become friends if I save them!
[11:27] Er
Damn it! How many of them are there?!
[11:30] Louise
I'm sorry. We should have listened to Iina.
[11:34] Iina
Louise, above you!
[11:40] Louise
Er!
[11:54] Iina
What in the world...
[11:56] Well
Are you okay?
[12:06] Three
We're sorry.
[12:08] Well
It's fine. I mean, we're classmates, after all.
[12:12] Er
We were trying to get you to recognize us,
[12:14] ---
but we just made trouble for you.
[12:17] Well
Huh?
[12:18] ---
Me?
[12:19] Louise
After seeing that magic you used, though,
[12:22] Louise
I realized we really do
live in different worlds.
[12:27] Louise
So...
[12:28] Well
H-Hey...
[12:30] Louise
I'm giving up on forming a party with you now.
[12:34] Well
With me?!
[12:35] Iina
We haven't given up on everything, though.
[12:38] Iina
We'll find some other way
to pave a brighter future.
[12:42] Well
Uh, h-h-hang on a second...
[12:45] Sekurt
So this is where you—
[12:48] Sekurt
What happened?
[12:49] Er
Oh, it's just a scratch.
[12:52] Er
Anyway, did you need us for something?
[12:54] Sekurt
Oh...
[12:55] Sekurt
Rejoice! All the students
of our scholarship class
[12:59] ---
have been invited to a garden party
hosted by the Duke of Bleichröder!
[13:04] Iina
A chance to meet the Duke
of Bleichröder in person!
[13:08] Er
He's one of the nobles currently competing
for the top in the Kingdom of Helmut.
[13:13] Louise
If he takes a liking to us, it could
open up the path to becoming a retainer!
[13:17] Josef
What are you all excited about?
[13:19] Josef
We're obviously only being invited
because the Duke of Bleichröder
[13:23] ---
wants to lay claim to our
great mage, Baumeister.
[13:30] Josef
We're just extras.
[13:33] TrioA
Then there's no way he's going
to take an interest in us.
[13:36] TrioB
What? Then there's no point
in getting excited over this.
[13:40] Students
Huh?
[13:41] Students
Really?
[13:42] Students
That's all?
[13:42] Students
That's disappointing.
[13:46] Louise
All right! Let's go buy outfits
for the garden party together!
[13:50] El
Formal wear, huh?
[13:52] El
That'll cost us a lot, but it is for our future.
[13:56] Josef
Oh, come on. Are you all still
getting your hopes up?
[14:01] Iina
What's wrong with that?
[14:04] Iina
There's still some chance, right?
[14:07] Louise
Hey, maybe he'll speak to
us if we go in showy outfits!
[14:11] Er
You can do that, Louise.
[14:13] Er
I'm going in something normal.
[14:15] Louise
Why?!
[14:16] Louise
Let's all go in something showy!
[14:18] Iina
Sorry, I can't do that.
[14:20] Louise
What?!
SIGN Party Registration Form
SIGN Name
SIGN Specialty
SIGN Member Name
SIGN Specialty
[14:36] Er
Oh, there he is!
[14:37] Er
Look, over there!
[14:39] Iina
Duke Bleichröder...
[14:42] Well
That's Duke Bleichröder?
[14:58] Louise
He's coming! He's coming! He's coming!
[15:00] Louise
He's coming this way, Iina!
[15:01] Iina
Yeah.
[15:03] Iina
U-Um, I...
[15:11] Bleichröder
A pleasure to meet you.
[15:12] Bleichröder
I am Amadeus Freytag von Bleichröder.
[15:19] Well
I'm Wendelin von Benno Baumeister.
[15:23] Bleichröder
My, it's good to see someone
from the Baumeisters,
[15:26] ---
our vassals, visiting us here in Breichburg.
[15:30] Bleichröder
The Baumeisters so rarely
participate in gatherings like this.
[15:37] Well
Well, as you know, our family's
financial affairs are strained.
[15:42] Bleichröder
There is some expense involved
in crossing those mountains.
[15:45] Bleichröder
But some of my other vassals complain that
[15:48] ---
it's rude for them to refuse
their lord's invitation.
[15:53] Well
My apologies.
[15:55] Bleichröder
Well, enough about that.
[15:57] Bleichröder
The truth is, I was hoping to speak with you.
[16:01] Bleichröder
Could I have a bit of your time?
[16:05] Well
Very well.
[16:07] Bleichröder
Then let's go over here.
[16:09] Well
Excuse me!
[16:11] Well
Um, there are some people
I'd like to bring with me.
[16:15] Well
These three.
[16:17] Well
They're my party members.
[16:37] Bleichröder
This is my court magician.
[16:43] Brantag
Brantag Ringstat.
[16:46] Brantag
Nice to meet you.
[16:47] Bleichröder
He was also the teacher to my former
court magician, Alfred Rainford.
[16:56] Brantag
Well, truth be told,
[16:58] ---
Alfred died in the Enchanted Forest near
your family's lands an awfully long time ago.
[17:05] Brantag
It seems he later became a Whispering Dead.
[17:08] Brantag
But I was still his master.
[17:10] Brantag
I always kept an eye on the
presence of my disciple.
[17:14] Bleichröder
Brantag is a talented user of tracking magic.
[17:17] Bleichröder
He's able to track the magic power of anyone
he's met in person over great distances.
[17:23] Brantag
It was seven years ago.
[17:24] Brantag
That was when Alfred's presence
suddenly disappeared.
[17:28] Brantag
He was a Whispering Dead,
[17:30] Brantag
so I thought perhaps he had
fulfilled his wish and passed on,
[17:34] Brantag
but then I remembered that
while he was alive he told me,
[17:37] ---
"I want to meet someone to whom I can
pass on all the magic I've learned."
[17:41] Brantag
So I thought it over and
realized that if that was
[17:44] ---
the wish he had clung to,
then it was never coming true.
[17:48] Brantag
He had a greater magic capacity
than even me, his master,
[17:52] ---
and he was counted amongst the top
five magicians on this continent.
[17:56] Brantag
There was no way he would ever find a
magician he could recognize as his disciple.
[18:04] Brantag
Yet now, here is a man with
incredible magic power
[18:08] ---
from the very same region where
his presence disappeared.
[18:11] Brantag
A man carrying his magic bag, no less.
[18:17] Bleichröder
Pardon me, but what are
the chances he stole it?
[18:20] Brantag
Not possible.
[18:22] Brantag
No one could use that magic bag unless
Alfred himself had transferred ownership.
[18:30] Brantag
You're it, aren't you?
[18:32] Brantag
You're Alfred's disciple.
[18:35] Well
Yes.
[18:37] Brantag
Then there's one thing I'd like to ask you.
[18:41] Brantag
What were his final moments like?
[18:55] Well
I purged my master before
he could become a zombie.
[19:00] Brantag
Damn. What a thing to force upon a child...
[19:08] Brantag
Thank you.
[19:09] Brantag
Because of you,
[19:11] Brantag
he was able to pass on peacefully.
[19:19] Well
No, I...
[19:24] Well
Oh, right.
[19:25] Well
This bag that my master carried
contains the supplies
[19:28] ---
meant for the 2,000-man expedition
to the Enchanted Forest.
[19:34] Well
I've been meaning to return
it for a while now.
[19:39] Iina
We didn't know anything about him.
[19:43] Er
He did mention that he had lived by himself
to avoid a struggle over succession.
[19:48] Louise
That's the same as us...
[19:52] Louise
Yet we said that he lived in another world.
[19:56] Well
Hey!
[20:01] Well
Sorry to keep you all waiting.
[20:03] Well
It took more time than I thought
to hand over those supplies.
[20:06] Iina
Hey, what you said about us being a party...
[20:11] Well
Yeah, sorry to spring that on you. I just—
[20:15] Iina
We don't deserve to be in a party with you!
[20:19] Er
We were all planning to use you.
[20:23] Er
To make you a tool to
improve our own lives.
[20:28] Well
Oh, but that kind of goes both ways.
[20:31] Er
Huh?
[20:33] Well
I dragged you all along without warning
because I didn't want to go anywhere
[20:37] ---
alone with an old guy of his standing.
[20:39] Three
Huh?!
[20:42] Iina
Then when you said we were a party...
[20:44] Well
Oh, no, no!
[20:46] Well
I really did want to be in
a party with you three!
[20:51] Iina
But why us?
[20:53] Well
Well, because it seems like
I'd have fun with you three,
[20:59] ---
even when things get tough.
[21:01] Iina
Huh?
[21:03] Well
Well, long ago, my master told me that I have
[21:06] ---
what it takes to enjoy what
the wide world has to offer.
[21:10] Well
So I thought it would be good to have
friends who could enjoy it with me.
[21:15] Er
Huh? That's your reason?
[21:18] Well
Sorry. That's my reason.
[21:28] Er
I can't believe that's what
you'd recognize us for.
[21:30] Iina
We nearly got ourselves eaten by wolves!
[21:34] Louise
Jeez! This is all your fault, Well!
[21:38] Well
Hey, you just called me "Well"...
[21:41] Bleichröder
I'm sorry, I forgot something very important.
[21:45] Well
Yes?
[21:46] Bleichröder
The reward for returning those supplies
meant for 2,000 men is 20% of their value,
[21:51] Bleichröder
so I'll be sending you 1,000 gold coins later.
[21:55] Three
1,000 gold coins?!
[21:57] Well
Uh, one gold coin is worth
roughly one million yen,
[22:01] ---
so a thousand is... a billion yen or so...
[22:05] Well
What?!
[22:07] Brantag
Also, Alfred had his own estate.
[22:10] Brantag
We've made arrangements for you to inherit it.
[22:13] Well
Master's... estate?
[22:24] Well
This is too big for a
student living on his own.
[22:32] Well
I wonder if anyone will share it with me...
SIGN Breichburg Adventurers' Academy
SIGN Martial Arts
SIGN Louise Jolande Aurelia Overweg
SIGN Iina Susanne Hillenbrand
SIGN Spear
SIGN Erwin von Arnim
SIGN Sword
SIGN Member Name
SIGN Specialty
SIGN Wendelin von Benno Baumeister
SIGN Magic
SIGN Name
SIGN Specialty
SIGN Party Registration Form
E4 - Obligations? Are You Kidding Me?!
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[00:03] Iina
Hey, are you sure we should be
[00:06] Iina
attending the wedding ceremony with you?
SIGN Capital Stadtburg
[00:09] Well
Brother Erich said I should
bring my friends if I had any.
[00:12] Well
Though I'm just glad the academy
is out for summer break right now.
[00:15] Louise
Ta-da!
[00:17] Louise
When I show up in this dress that I picked out,
[00:20] Louise
I'm sure all the nobles will want to employ me!
[00:24] Louise
Because it's so showy!
[00:29] Iina
Are there any nobles coming
to your brother's wedding?
[00:33] Louise
Hey.
[00:34] Well
He's marrying into the Brandt family,
which I've heard is a knightdom,
[00:37] Well
so yeah, there should be at least some.
[00:39] Louise
Onward I go on the path
to becoming a retainer!
[00:48] Louise
Oh, sorry...
[00:49] Louise
Huh?
[00:51] Louise
Er?
[00:53] Er
I don't trust it.
[00:55] Er
A ship flying in the sky?
[00:59] Brantag
Don't worry, little Er.
[01:06] Brantag
A magic airship won't fall out of the sky.
[01:10] Iina
I thought only your friends
were invited to come?
[01:13] Well
Yeah, Brantag is heading to the capital
to report the status of his domain,
[01:18] Well
so he's just guiding us
since it's on the way for him.
[01:21] Iina
Oh?
[01:22] ---
Is that a guidebook for the capital?
[01:24] Well
Yeah. To be honest, there's something
I've always wanted.
[01:32] Er
I see... It won't fall out of the sky, huh?
[01:35] Brantag
Well, I wouldn't say it's impossible.
[01:42] Brantag
I mean, if it gets attacked
by a huge dragon,
[01:45] Brantag
it's bound to fall, y'know?
[01:55] Well
True, it would probably fall in that case.
SIGN The 8th Son?
Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN The 8th Son?
Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN The 8th Son?
Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN The 8th Son?
Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN The 8th Son?
Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN The 8th Son?
Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN The 8th Son?
Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN The 8th Son?
Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN Episode 4:
Obligations? Are You Kidding Me?!
[03:31] Passenger
Hey, what's going on?!
[03:33] Passenger
I thought this magic airship's flight path
was avoiding the lands where monsters live?
[03:36] Vicecaptain
Yes, but what you see outside right now is
an undead version of an ancient dragon,
[03:40] ---
so that logic doesn't apply here.
[03:42] Passenger
Enough excuses! Just do something about it!
[03:44] Passenger
Do want us to die?!
[03:45] Vicecaptain
Everyone, please rest easy!
[03:49] Vicecaptain
The powerful mage, Brantag Ringstat,
will be dealing with it right away!
[03:58] Brantag
I can't beat that thing.
[04:00] ---
What?!
[04:01] Brantag
That's an undead.
[04:03] Brantag
The only way to defeat it is
by purging it with holy magic.
[04:06] Brantag
But I can't use holy magic.
[04:09] Captain
Then this ship is...
[04:12] Brantag
Don't worry. You have another mage on board.
[04:19] Well
Huh?! Wait, I can't do it!
[04:21] Well
I mean, th-th-that's—
[04:24] Brantag
Your master would have taken
care of it with a smile.
[04:32] Brantag
Listen up. I'll protect the ship.
[04:34] Brantag
The moment you leap off and take flight,
[04:36] ---
waste no time purging it
with your holy magic.
[04:40] Brantag
Okay, boy, brace yourself.
[04:42] Brantag
Here we go.
[04:46] Brantag
Oh, wait a second.
[04:48] Brantag
One more thing.
[05:07] Well
A magic barrier!
[05:10] Brantag
I told you I'd protect it, didn't I,
my disciple's disciple?
[05:13] Well
I should have expected that
from my master's master.
[05:15] Well
Now...
[05:20] Well
I can focus on this moving puppet.
[05:36] Er
That's it, Well!
[05:36] Iina
You've got it!
[05:38] Louise
Don't lose!
[05:38] Brantag
Settle down, you three. It's dangerous!
[05:48] Well
I need more.
[05:49] Well
More, more...
[05:51] Well
Even brighter holy light!
[05:57] Well
Now, I hope this...
[06:02] ---
finishes it!
[06:15] Three
Go!
[06:16] Brantag
Hey, you three!
[06:52] Three
Yeah!
[06:56] Brantag
Hey, boy!
[06:58] Brantag
I told you to use your bag
to collect those bones!
[07:06] Well
Huh?
[07:07] Well
Oh, shoot.
[07:34] Three
Cheers!
[07:41] Brantag
Looks like we'll make it to the capital safely.
[07:43] Well
I'm glad.
[07:44] Well
I've been wanting to do some shopping.
[07:46] Aruterio
It might prove difficult to go shopping.
[07:49] Brantag
Hey, Aruterio. You were aboard this ship, too?
[07:53] Aruterio
Yeah. I enjoyed watching from
afar as you defeated that dragon.
[07:56] Brantag
Sheesh...
[07:58] Brantag
Oh, this is one of my partners from
back when I was still an adventurer.
[08:02] Well
Huh? You were members of the same party?
[08:04] Brantag
He's the head of a huge merchant
company in the capital now.
[08:08] Brantag
He's known for his business's political ties.
[08:12] Aruterio
That's about the gist of it.
Nice to meet you, little hero.
[08:15] Well
It's a pleasure to meet you.
[08:18] Well
So what did you mean about
shopping being difficult?
[08:21] Aruterio
Oh, well, you'll understand
once we're in the capital.
[08:42] Louise
Oh, look at that!
[08:47] Well
That's the capital,
[08:50] Well
Stadtburg.
[08:59] Er
Hey, why don't we go enjoy
the town for a bit first?
[09:02] Louise
Good idea!
[09:04] Louise
I might want to buy one
of the capital's dresses!
[09:06] Brantag
Uh, well, I have some things to attend to,
[09:10] Brantag
so please take care of the rest.
All of it. Everything.
[09:17] Aruterio
He escaped.
[09:18] Well
Escaped?
[09:24] Er
Huh? What?
[09:25] Er
Did we do something wrong?
[09:34] Warren
You did a splendid job of
slaying that ancient dragon.
[09:41] Warren
His Majesty awaits you at the castle.
[09:43] Warren
Please come this way.
[09:49] Well
His Majesty?
[09:55] Well
This place is huge...
[09:57] Louise
Well!
[10:00] Louise
We'll be heading to your brother's, okay?
[10:02] Louise
Bye-bye!
[10:05] Well
Huh?!
[10:06] Aruterio
Hey, boy, you'll get lost.
[10:08] Well
Oh, p-please wait for me!
[10:17] Official
The slayer of the ancient dragon,
Wendelin von Benno Baumeister,
[10:22] Official
and standing in for Brantag Ringstat,
[10:25] Official
Aruterio Märchen, have both arrived!
[10:44] King
Raise your heads.
[10:57] King
You truly are young...
[11:03] King
Wendelin von Benno Baumeister.
[11:07] Well
Yes?
[11:08] King
In honor of your achievements
[11:10] King
in slaying an ancient dragon and defending the
lives of the passengers on our magic airship,
[11:15] King
I hereby grant thee the sixth rank of baronet.
[11:24] Aruterio
Hey, remember what I taught
you earlier? Your pledge.
[11:30] Well
My sword shall be wielded for Your Majesty,
[11:33] Well
for our kingdom,
[11:34] Well
and for our people.
[11:38] Well
Huh? Did I just become a baronet?
[11:43] Official
In addition, we hereby bestow
upon you the twin dragon medal.
[11:50] Erich
Are you sure it was okay
to miss seeing His Majesty?
[11:53] Brantag
It's fine.
[11:54] Brantag
The boy is the star of the show, anyway.
[11:57] Brantag
Oh, thank you.
[11:58] Er
Um, is Well really going to become a baronet?
[12:02] Brantag
Oh, I'm sure he'll earn a
noble rank at least that high.
[12:06] Erich
I can't believe he'd be
granted a higher noble rank
[12:08] ---
than our father on his journey
to my wedding ceremony.
[12:11] Brantag
Oh, yeah, your family only had
the rank of knight, didn't they?
[12:15] Erich
Um, if he really is being made a baronet,
[12:19] Erich
wouldn't that create a
separate, independent line?
[12:22] Brantag
Yeah, it means his name will be
removed from your family line
[12:25] ---
and placed at the head of
a new Baumeister family.
[12:30] Iina
Is Well going to stop being
an adventurer and leave us?
[12:35] Brantag
No, no, even if he is granted nobility,
[12:37] Brantag
he's just a noble of the robe,
one without any land.
[12:40] Brantag
He won't have any reason to stay in the capital,
[12:42] Brantag
so whether or not he goes adventuring
should be entirely up to him.
[12:47] Louise
Yeah, this is an exciting promotion for Well!
[12:52] Erich
There are some exciting aspects to it, but...
[12:55] Iina
But?
[12:56] Brantag
Well, I'm sure our boy is getting a full taste
[13:02] Brantag
of the fetters that come with noble society.
[13:08] Ruckner
170,000 gold coins for the
bones and magic stones?
[13:12] Ruckner
Lord Marshall Edgar, I believe
130,000 coins is the fair amount.
[13:16] Well
So he told me to collect them
because they go for a high price.
[13:20] Edgar
Lord Commissioner Ruckner,
[13:22] ---
are you suggesting we should be stingy
with the reward for Sir Baumeister
[13:25] ---
after he risked his life in battle?
[13:27] Well
Oh, but I didn't really—
[13:28] Ruckner
We do not have an unlimited budget.
[13:31] Ruckner
Sir Baumeister is already
a citizen of this kingdom,
[13:33] Ruckner
so I'm sure he understands the circumstances.
[13:36] Well
Um...
[13:37] Edgar
With the bones of this ancient
dragon and the magic crystals
[13:40] ---
we could create from such a huge magic stone,
[13:42] Edgar
we could make several of our
magic airships operational again!
[13:46] Edgar
Sir Baumeister had the foresight to see that,
and you intend to waste his efforts?
[13:51] Well
Uh, I just—
[13:52] Ruckner
We're discussing priorities right now.
[13:55] Ruckner
I'm sure Sir Baumeister
already understands that!
[13:59] Hohenheim
I think both of you need to calm down a bit.
[14:04] Hohenheim
Each of you makes a good point.
[14:06] Hohenheim
So why not compromise and
provide 150,000 gold coins?
[14:10] Ruckner
Cardinal Hohenheim,
this is not such a simple matter.
[14:14] Hohenheim
With all due respect,
[14:16] ---
Sir Baumeister is the center of attention
here in the capital right now,
[14:21] ---
as the believer of the light
who defeated that bone dragon.
[14:25] Hohenheim
I do not believe it would be
prudent for the royal family
[14:30] Hohenheim
to embarrass themselves before
Sir Baumeister any further.
[14:37] Hohenheim
Forgive my intrusion. I simply
couldn't bear to watch them
[14:40] ---
waste any more of your
precious time, Sir Baumeister.
[14:43] Well
Oh, I was just—
[14:44] Hohenheim
Now, let us begin making the arrangements.
[14:52] Aruterio
Looks like we have Cardinal
Hohenheim trying to
[14:54] ---
curry favor with you, to bring you
under the church's influence,
[14:57] Aruterio
while Lord Marshall Edgar is hoping to use
you in his efforts to strengthen the military.
[15:01] Aruterio
Meanwhile, Lord Commissioner Ruckner is just
focused on reducing the money they spend on you.
[15:15] Roderich
Sir Baumeister!
[15:18] Roderich
Please behold this!
[15:19] ---
My secret technique: Spinning Spear!
[15:26] Well
Is that some kind of street performer?
[15:29] Aruterio
No, that's someone hoping
you'll hire them as a retainer.
[15:32] Well
Huh? Me?!
[15:33] Aruterio
Of course.
[15:35] Aruterio
You're a noble with a promising future,
[15:37] Aruterio
who just received the twin dragon medal that
no one has earned in over two centuries.
[15:41] Roderich
What do you say?! I'm confident that I'm
second to none when it comes to the spear!
[15:45] Guard
What do you think you're doing?!
[15:47] Roderich
My name is—
[15:47] Roderich
Stop! Stop!
[15:48] Guard
Do that in your own home!
[15:49] Guard
W-Wait just a...
[15:51] Aruterio
You're going to be swamped
with hopefuls like that,
[15:53] ---
along with rich merchants begging
you to wed their daughters.
[15:58] Well
I'm going to be swamped with this stuff?
[16:02] Aruterio
You probably won't be able to
set foot outside for a while.
[16:05] Well
Huh? Then when am I supposed to go shopping?!
[16:08] Aruterio
That's why I said it might be difficult.
[16:13] Aruterio
It's the price of fame you pay
for being a proper noble.
[16:17] Well
This is so inconvenient...
[16:30] Well
It's been a long time.
[16:32] Helmut
Hey, Well.
[16:34] Paul
How have you been?
[16:36] Well
You guys don't seem very happy.
[16:39] Erich
The truth is, we haven't received the
wedding gift from our family yet.
[16:47] Well
That's bad... isn't it?
[16:50] Paul
Of course it's bad.
[16:52] Paul
Everyone attending will think the groom's
family is a bunch of crass, rude nobles.
[16:58] Helmut
Worse yet, I just got a letter
from our brother, Kurt...
[17:01] Helmut
Though I'm sure the one who
actually wrote it was Amalie.
[17:05] Helmut
Anyway, to sum it up,
[17:07] ---
it said they don't have the money, so he's
asking me and Paul to pay it for them.
[17:12] Paul
What does he think two guards like us can do?
[17:16] Helmut
Does he have any idea how
humbly we have to live?
[17:20] Well
Then what about getting them flowers?
[17:23] Paul
Well, a wedding gift is also
a symbol of noble status.
[17:27] Paul
So it has to be something
gaudy and extravagant.
[17:30] Well
Status, huh?
[17:32] Iina
But doesn't this also mean they'll be
shaming the Duke of Bleichröder, too?
[17:38] Well
Huh? Why would it go that far?
[17:40] Erich
Because, Well,
[17:42] Erich
the Baumeister family are
vassals of the Duke of Bleichröder.
SIGN Vassal
SIGN Noble
SIGN Lord
SIGN Bleichröder
SIGN Duke
SIGN Vassal
SIGN Noble
SIGN Vassal
SIGN Noble
SIGN Vassal
SIGN Baumeister
SIGN Knight
SIGN Vassal
SIGN Noble
SIGN Lord
SIGN Bleichröder
SIGN Duke
SIGN Lord
SIGN Viscount Monjera
SIGN Vassal
SIGN Baumeister
SIGN Knight
SIGN Vassal
SIGN Brandt
SIGN Knight
SIGN Fifth Son
SIGN Erich
SIGN Eldest Daughter
SIGN Miriam
[17:49] Erich
The lord is supposed to lend their vassal money
SIGN Wedding Gift
SIGN Wedding Gift
SIGN m 226 261 l 223 266 269 290 272 285
SIGN m 223 283 l 268 264 271 268 227 288
[17:53] Erich
when they can't prepare a wedding gift.
SIGN m 226 261 l 223 266 269 290 272 285
SIGN m 223 283 l 268 264 271 268 227 288
SIGN m 226 261 l 223 266 269 290 272 285
SIGN m 223 283 l 268 264 271 268 227 288
SIGN Loan
SIGN Loan
SIGN m 244 256 l 233 257 226 261 221 266 218 273 220 279 226 284 233 286 239 287 246 287 252 287 259 285 264 283 268 281 271 276 271 271 269 266 262 260 253 257
SIGN m 244 256 l 233 257 226 261 221 266 218 273 220 279 226 284 233 286 239 287 246 287 252 287 259 285 264 283 268 281 271 276 271 271 269 266 262 260 253 257
SIGN m 244 256 l 233 257 226 261 221 266 218 273 220 279 226 284 233 286 239 287 246 287 252 287 259 285 264 283 268 281 271 276 271 271 269 266 262 260 253 257
[18:00] Helmut
So as it is now, it will look
like Duke Bleichröder
[18:04] Helmut
refused to lend us the money.
[18:07] Paul
Though, of course, it's our family's fault for
[18:10] ---
not asking the duke to lend
it in the first place.
[18:12] Helmut
We probably didn't ask because
we have no way to repay it.
[18:21] Well
Um, should I go ahead and pay for it?
[18:24] Everyone
Congratulations on your wedding!
SIGN Baumeister Family
[18:34] Well
Being a noble is such a pain.
[18:44] Aruterio
Hey, you don't look too
thrilled there, nobleman.
[18:47] Aruterio
Keep sighing, and all
your happiness will escape.
[18:50] Well
Hey, Aruterio.
[18:51] Aruterio
Man, I had to hunt this down.
[18:53] Aruterio
We weren't carrying it at any of our shops,
[18:55] Aruterio
so I had to ask a trader I know for it.
[18:57] Well
Huh? You mean...
[18:59] Well
You found it for me?!
[19:01] Aruterio
Apparently he obtained it
from Mizuho in the north.
[19:04] Aruterio
Just what is this "kome-kouji," anyway?
[19:08] Aruterio
Hey, are you trying to start
some kind of business?
[19:12] Aruterio
If you are, could you let me know first?
[19:24] Er
What's going on all of a sudden?
[19:26] Er
Brantag said he was going to
show us the capital's nightlife.
[19:30] Well
Just come with me!
[19:31] Well
Come on! We're home!
[19:32] Well
Whoa... Hang on!
[19:33] ---
Quit pulling!
[19:33] ---
Just come on! Hurry!
[19:35] ---
Wait, I said!
SIGN Household Chore Chart
SIGN Breakfast
SIGN Well
SIGN Dinner
SIGN Iina • Louise
SIGN Dishes
SIGN Er
SIGN Laundry
SIGN Er
SIGN Cleaning
SIGN Er
SIGN Shopping
SIGN Er
SIGN Misc
SIGN Er
[20:00] Er
You were trying this back home, right?
[20:02] Er
Making "miso," you called it?
[20:04] Well
Yeah, but I couldn't get it to ferment well.
[20:08] Well
It always ended up rotting.
[20:10] Well
I figured it would be difficult
without kome-kouji.
[20:27] Er
Hup...
[20:29] Well
There. Normally, we would now
let this rest for a whole year...
[20:37] Well
But I'll use magic.
[20:43] Well
Please, ferment correctly this time!
[20:50] Well
Now that I think about it,
[20:52] Well
I once spoke to an artisan who made miso
[20:54] Well
back when I was still an employee
at a trading company.
[20:58] Well
He asked me if I knew the difference
between fermentation and rot.
[21:05] Well
If I remember right, the correct answer
was that they're both the same process,
[21:09] Well
but it's fermentation
when it's useful to people,
[21:12] Well
and it's rot when it's harmful.
[21:18] Well
Maybe it's the same with being a noble.
[21:23] Well
It brings a lot of trouble with it,
[21:26] ---
but I have to live in this
world regardless, so...
[21:33] Everyone
It's delicious!
[21:36] Well
I think it's better if I live intelligently,
[21:39] ---
and get others to believe
I'm the fermenting kind of noble.
[21:54] Elise
You summoned me, Grandfather?
[21:57] Hohenheim
Oh, you're here.
[22:04] Hohenheim
Elise, I've decided who your husband will be.
E5 - Political Marriage?! Are You Kidding Me?!
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[00:00] Hohenheim
That concludes our true baptism.
[00:04] Hohenheim
Please have a seat.
[00:06] Hohenheim
The tea will be ready soon.
[00:12] Well
Cardinal Hohenheim...
[00:16] Well
I would like to express my sincere
gratitude to you for inviting one
[00:21] ---
as young as I to partake in a true baptism.
[00:26] Well
I have heard that such a baptism
is a great honor that is typically
[00:29] ---
bestowed only upon the chosen,
[00:31] Well
so I could not be more grateful that you
[00:33] ---
have granted me such an honor.
[00:36] Well
This is merely a trifle,
[00:39] ---
but please accept my offering.
[00:44] Hohenheim
Baronet Baumeister,
may God grant you protection.
[00:53] Hohenheim
Yes, enter.
[00:58] Elise
Please excuse me.
[01:06] Hohenheim
This is my granddaughter.
[01:10] Hohenheim
Go on, introduce yourself.
[01:15] Elise
I am Elise Katarina von Hohenheim.
[01:20] Well
I'm Wendelin von Benno Baumeister.
[01:27] Hohenheim
So you've noticed, have you?
[01:30] Well
She possesses magic power, doesn't she?
[01:32] Hohenheim
Yes, she can use holy healing magic.
[01:35] Well
Healing? That's incredible.
[01:38] Well
The only holy magic
I can use is purification.
[01:41] Hohenheim
Oh, no, it's impressive
that you can use any all.
[01:45] Well
So do you heal the wounded
here at this church?
[01:48] Hohenheim
Yes.
[01:49] ---
We have several other nuns in training who
perform charity and distribute food, as well,
[01:54] Hohenheim
so many of the people call
her the "Saint" Hohenheim.
[02:00] Well
That's wonderful.
[02:01] Well
So she'll become a member of the clergy?
[02:06] Hohenheim
Personally, I would prefer for her
to get married, like a normal girl.
[02:12] Well
Elise is quite beautiful, though.
[02:15] ---
Wouldn't there be competition for her?
[02:17] Hohenheim
To be honest, there are many
families asking for her.
[02:20] Well
Oh? Then maybe I should join the running, too.
[02:25] Hohenheim
Oh? You would take my
granddaughter to be your wife?
[02:29] Well
I'm still underage,
[02:31] ---
so it would just be an engagement.
[02:33] Hohenheim
That's true. Elise is also only 12,
[02:37] Hohenheim
so what would you think of having the
proper wedding once you're of age?
[02:42] Well
I guess that means I'd be bidding the
bachelor life farewell in three years.
[02:47] Well
Then it'd finally be time
to pay the piper, huh?
[03:01] Hohenheim
All right, then, so it shall be.
[03:04] Well
So it shall be?
[03:07] Hohenheim
Yes, so it shall be.
[03:09] Well
Huh? I thought we were just
having a chat about business...
[03:16] Well
One minute after I met her, we were engaged.
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[04:51] Hohenheim
Inviting him over for a true baptism and
securing the engagement right there...
[04:56] Hohenheim
Perhaps I was too pushy?
[04:58] Sebastian
I believe it was very fitting of you, my lord.
[05:03] Sebastian
But I do wonder what we're going to say to
[05:06] ---
Duke Bleichröder, the Lord
of the Baumeister family.
[05:10] Hohenheim
That is why I first obtained
His Majesty's pledge.
[05:14] Hohenheim
Even the Duke won't be able to object
when I have His Majesty's backing.
[05:18] Sebastian
Impressive, my lord.
[05:23] Hohenheim
More importantly, look at this offering.
[05:27] Hohenheim
It couldn't be more unbelievable.
[05:32] Sebastian
For a young boy, he has a good understanding
of the power the church wields.
[05:36] Hohenheim
I guess using magic isn't
all he's capable of.
[05:41] Sebastian
The Hohenheim family holds
the rank of viscount,
[05:44] Sebastian
so you always said the man to marry
Lady Elise must be at least a Baron,
[05:50] Sebastian
but now I understand why you
would choose Baronet Baumeister,
[05:55] Sebastian
even if it took me some time to see it.
[06:00] Sebastian
Your judgment is quite sound, my lord.
[06:03] Hohenheim
For now, at least.
[06:10] Er
I can't believe you went to get
baptized and came back engaged.
[06:14] Iina
And to "Saint" Hohenheim of all people.
[06:17] Louise
Lineage and a good personality—she's perfect!
[06:21] Well
But it happened just a minute after I met her.
[06:24] Well
Is that really enough to determine the
partner I'm supposed to share a long life with?
[06:31] Iina
But isn't that just how marriage is?
[06:34] Er
Yeah. It's unusual to even have
one minute with them first.
[06:38] Well
No, no! You're supposed to spend
more time cultivating love and...
[06:43] Erich
We didn't meet our wives until
the very day we were wed.
[06:46] Well
Huh?
[06:48] Miriam
It was the same for my parents, too.
[06:50] Erich
I think it was the same for
Brother Kurt and Amalie.
[06:55] Well
Really?
[06:57] Miriam
Yes.
[06:58] Miriam
Okay, now, close your eyes.
[07:02] Well
I see. There's no such thing
[07:05] Well
as romantic marriages for nobles.
[07:10] Clerk
Hey, look at that.
[07:12] Well
So... what's the deal with this disguise?
[07:17] Er
I mean, you said you wanted to
see the sights of the capital without
[07:21] ---
being noticed by the guy who
wanted to be your retainer.
[07:23] Well
I know...
[07:25] Well
And no one is noticing who I am, but...
[07:30] Er
Just enjoy yourself!
[07:32] Er
Maybe buy a souvenir for the wife.
[07:36] Well
Wife, huh?
[07:37] Er
I'm sure she's thinking,
[07:39] ---
"I'm marrying the Dragon Slayer?
Lucky me!" right about now.
[07:44] Well
You really think she is?
[07:46] Er
I mean, you said she was
smiling the whole time, right?
[07:49] Well
But that was in front of her
grandfather. Who knows...
[07:54] Well
what she really thinks deep down?
[08:10] Well
That's the guy who keeps
asking to be my retainer!
[08:13] Er
Don't worry. He'll never realize it's you.
[08:16] Roderich
Sir Baumeister!
[08:21] Roderich
You're dressed quite comically,
[08:23] Roderich
but those teeth belong to Sir Baumeister,
[08:26] Roderich
so I noticed right away!
[08:29] Well
Um, could you keep the volume down?
[08:33] HopefulA
I knew it! That man is the Dragon Slayer!
[08:36] HopefulB
Sir Baumeister! Please make me your retainer!
[08:40] Er
Here they come! Here they come!
[08:41] Roderich
Then behold!
[08:43] Roderich
The third form of my Spinning Spear!
[08:50] Er
I can't believe you can't see any of
the sights when it's summer break.
[08:56] Er
I feel bad for you.
[08:57] Erich
Why don't you actually hire a retainer?
[09:00] Erich
Then you could have them turn
down all those asking to be one.
[09:05] Er
Oh, then how about I be your retainer?
[09:08] Well
Huh? Oh...
[09:10] Well
Let's go with that, then.
[09:12] Er
For real?
[09:14] Er
Hold on, are you serious?
[09:16] Er
Huh? Wait, wait... What?
[09:20] Well
Well, I'm heading out for a bit,
so I'll see you later.
[09:27] Er
Um, did I just become a retainer?
[09:31] Er
I did, right?
[09:33] Erich
Yeah.
[09:34] Erich
Congratulations, Erwin.
[09:37] Er
I did it.
[10:04] Elise
Baronet Baumeister?
[10:08] Elise
What are you doing there?
[10:30] Well
I'm sorry about that.
[10:32] Elise
It's all right.
[10:36] Well
I bought these earlier.
I thought we could share them.
[10:41] Well
Huh?!
[10:45] Well
They're all crushed...
[10:47] Well
Um, the truth is, I wanted to talk.
[10:51] Elise
In that case, let's go down.
[10:52] Elise
I'll prepare us some tea.
[10:54] Well
Oh...
[10:56] Well
I meant just the two of us, if possible.
[11:03] Elise
Very well.
[11:10] Well
It's about our engagement this morning...
[11:16] Well
I wanted...
[11:18] Well
I wanted to ask you how
you felt about all this.
[11:23] Elise
I think it's a nice arrangement.
[11:27] Well
A nice arrangement?
[11:28] Well
What do you mean?
[11:30] Elise
I can see why my grandfather has chosen you.
[11:34] Well
But you don't know anything about me, do you?
[11:38] Elise
There isn't a soul in the capital
[11:41] ---
who doesn't know about the heroics of
Baronet Baumeister, the Dragon Slayer.
[11:46] Well
The... heroics?
[11:49] Elise
I'm happy that I'll become
the wife of such a man.
[11:56] Well
Then I'm glad.
[12:04] Iina
I can't believe Er became Well's retainer.
[12:08] Louise
All while we were out
buying fancy clothes, too.
[12:13] Iina
Though I kind of thought something like this
might happen after Well became a baronet.
[12:20] Louise
There's still time!
[12:22] Louise
Let's have Well hire us, too!
[12:23] Er
I see. So you're hoping
to be his retainers, too.
[12:30] Er
It's my job to tell you to take a hike,
[12:34] Er
but okay, roger that.
[12:36] Er
I'll put in a good word for you with Well.
[12:40] Both
Thanks.
[12:41] Er
I'm glad, though.
[12:43] Er
I always wanted to have juniors.
[12:50] Iina
Wait, wait!
[12:52] Iina
So we'll be his juniors?
[12:54] Louise
No way!
[12:55] Louise
If he tries to treat me like I'm beneath him,
[12:57] Louise
I'll beat him to death on
my first day of the job!
[13:00] Louise
I'll murder him by morning!
[13:02] Iina
But at this rate...
[13:04] Louise
C'mon, isn't there anything
we can do to get above him?!
[13:07] Miriam
Hello? Is there anyone here who
could help me peel potatoes?
[13:12] Er
Yes!
[13:16] Erich
I'll help peel them, too.
[13:19] Louise
Iina!
[13:21] Louise
That's it!
[13:22] Louise
That's how we get above Er!
[13:28] Iina
You don't mean...
[13:29] Louise
Yeah!
[13:30] Louise
We aim to be his wives!
[13:34] Iina
But there's Elise...
[13:35] Louise
So we aim to be concubines!
[13:40] Iina
That's true. It's common for
nobles to have concubines.
[13:44] Louise
Since we're daughters of military
retainers, it might be impossible
[13:48] Louise
for us to be official wives,
[13:50] Louise
but we can still become concubines!
[13:53] Iina
It might be possible.
[13:54] Louise
Then, once we're with him,
[13:56] Louise
we can use our privileged position
to work Er like a cart horse!
[14:06] Well
I'm home.
[14:08] Louise
Okay, time to commence Operation
Concubine Seduction!
[14:13] Iina
Operation Concubine Seduction?
[14:16] Louise
Just watch.
[14:40] Miriam
Dinner is ready!
[14:42] Well
Okay.
[15:00] Iina
What are you doing? You just bought that.
[15:03] Louise
I'm making a new outfit for
Operation Concubine Seduction II.
[15:10] Iina
You're remarkable, Louise.
[15:13] Iina
I can't be that aggressive
about things like this.
[15:17] Louise
I can't, either.
[15:20] Louise
But if I manage to become Well's concubine,
[15:23] Louise
then one day, I might be able to
open a school to teach my own style.
[15:28] Louise
Then my family might finally recognize me.
[15:35] Iina
I'm sorry.
[15:37] Iina
You're right. I'll do my best, too.
[15:40] Louise
There, all done!
[15:42] Louise
This one's yours, Iina!
[15:44] Iina
Huh? There's one for me?
[15:47] Iina
Thank you!
[15:49] Louise
Here, try it on!
[15:50] Iina
Okay!
[15:58] Iina
Absolutely not.
[15:59] Louise
Huh? Why not?
[16:00] Louise
It covers what it needs to!
[16:02] Iina
It reveals nearly everything!
[16:04] Louise
Huh? But this is what mine's like.
[16:05] Iina
That's just a few strings! No, threads!
[16:10] Sebastian
Your invitation.
[16:14] Sebastian
To have dinner with Elise tomorrow night.
[16:19] Well
All right...
[16:34] Chef
Tonight, we have prepared a course
of several original dishes
[16:38] ---
inspired by the achievements of "Saint"
Hohenheim and the Dragon Slayer.
[16:43] Chef
We hope you enjoy them.
[16:52] Well
It's sea bream.
[16:57] Elise
Yes, it's sea bream.
[17:00] Well
It's good, isn't it?
[17:01] Elise
Yes, it's good.
[17:04] Well
Right?
[17:12] Well
It was good, wasn't it?
[17:13] Elise
Yes, it was good.
[17:17] Well
Then I suppose I should...
[17:20] Sebastian
Sir Baumeister...
[17:21] Sebastian
This is your first date.
[17:24] Sebastian
Why not be a gentleman and give
her something to commemorate it?
[17:28] Well
Commemorate?
[17:30] Clerk
Dragon Slayer and "Saint" Hohenheim...
[17:34] Clerk
Today we have prepared this selection of
items to suit you two and your betrothal.
[17:42] Well
He meant an engagement ring, huh?
[17:48] Well
By the way, how much are these?
[17:51] Clerk
Well, they range from 10 to 50 gold coins.
[17:55] Well
So one to five million yen...
[17:58] Well
That's nobility for you.
[18:00] Well
Even though they're so
ostentatious and unrefined...
[18:06] Elise
Um, Baronet Baumeister...
[18:11] Elise
You don't have to buy me
something this expensive.
[18:15] Well
It's all right.
[18:17] ---
I received a substantial reward
for defeating that bone dragon.
[18:30] Well
This is...
[18:34] Clerk
An engagement ring is something that
"Saint" Hohenheim will wear frequently.
[18:40] Clerk
I think that one might be too plain.
[18:47] Well
Still, I'll take this one.
[18:49] Clerk
As you wish.
[18:51] Well
How much is it?
[18:53] Clerk
This one will cost 300 gold coins.
[18:56] Well
300 million yen?!
[18:59] Clerk
It's specially crafted using a magic stone.
[19:02] Well
Still, that's...
[19:07] Well
I'll take it.
[19:08] Clerk
Thank you very much for your purchase.
[19:24] Elise
Baronet Baumeister...
[19:26] Well
Yes?
[19:28] Elise
The truth is that you were able to see
that this ring had a magic stone, isn't it?
[19:34] Well
Huh?
[19:35] Elise
According to the shopkeeper we just spoke to,
[19:38] ---
this ring is capable of
storing great magic power.
[19:43] Elise
So wearing this would surely
[19:46] ---
allow me to be useful to you in the future.
[19:52] Elise
So understanding all of that, you...
[19:53] Well
No, to be honest, I didn't
realize that was a magic stone.
[20:00] Elise
Then why did you choose this one?
[20:02] Well
Huh?
[20:04] Well
Well, I just chose a ring
I thought would look good on you.
[20:11] Well
Oh, was it too plain?
[20:15] Elise
No...
[20:18] Well
Oh, that's a relief.
[20:22] Well
Anyway, you're incredible, Elise.
[20:27] Well
I mean, these past few days,
[20:29] ---
I've been feeling the pressure of suddenly
being called a hero or the Dragon Slayer.
[20:35] Elise
Pressure, you say?
[20:38] Well
Even today, part of me is wondering
if I'm actually acting like a hero.
[20:43] Well
I'm not even that brave.
[20:48] Well
But you've been called a saint
ever since you were little, right?
[20:53] Elise
No, I wasn't...
[20:56] Well
It must have been hard.
[20:59] Well
Oh, right.
[21:00] Well
They said this ring would glow
when you put magic into it, right?
[21:04] Well
Can I see it a moment?
[21:22] Well
Incredible...
[21:33] Hohenheim
So?
[21:34] Hohenheim
What did you think of that boy?
[21:38] Sebastian
He's a bit hard to discern.
[21:44] Sebastian
Most men before him have treated
Elise as "Saint" Hohenheim,
[21:52] Sebastian
but Sir Baumeister treated
her like a normal young girl.
[21:59] Sebastian
I have no idea what he's thinking.
[22:03] Well
That sea bream we had earlier...
[22:05] Well
It would have been great
with some soy sauce.
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[00:11] Er
So what happened to becoming
Well's concubines?
[00:16] Louise
Oh, Operation Concubine Seduction?
[00:19] Louise
Well, we're already his fellow party members.
[00:22] Louise
We figure there's no need to rush things.
[00:24] Iina
Besides, our summer break is almost over.
[00:28] Louise
So we'll resume Operation Concubine
Seduction after we return to Breichburg.
[00:35] Louise
Look forward to it.
[00:38] Er
I guess he does have Elise
in the capital, after all.
[00:47] Elise
Pardon the intrusion.
[00:49] Erich
She says she's come here to see Well.
[00:51] Er
Oh, um... Well's been summoned
to the castle, you see...
[00:55] Elise
Yes... I was just hoping to talk a bit.
[01:04] Elise
Um, would you all mind if I asked you...
[01:09] Elise
what kind of man Baronet Baumeister is?
[01:16] King
I would like you to slay a dragon.
[01:20] Well
Dra—
[01:23] Well
I humbly accept.
[01:27] Well
I'm a corporate slave.
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[03:00] Warren
Palkenya Prairie.
[03:02] Warren
If we can develop this region,
[03:04] ---
we'll resolve the food shortages in the capital.
[03:07] Warren
But this prairie is the territory
of an ancient dragon, Greigorland,
[03:12] Warren
making development difficult.
[03:15] Brantag
So that's why you want us.
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[03:17] Warren
Only mages can withstand a dragon's breath.
[03:21] Well
But just the two of us?
[03:26] King
Worry not.
[03:28] King
There will be three of you, not two.
[03:32] Armstrong
Excuse me!
[03:34] Armstrong
Ah, Sir Brantag!
[03:37] Brantag
I see. So this is the third man.
[03:40] Armstrong
It's been a long time.
[03:42] Armstrong
Good to see you're doing well!
[03:45] Armstrong
So this young man must be the
hero who slew that bone dragon!
[03:51] Well
Um, is there something...
[03:58] Armstrong
You're even better than I hoped!
[04:01] Warren
You're before His Majesty.
[04:02] Armstrong
Oh, right.
[04:09] Armstrong
Your Majesty, the three of us shall
set out for Palkenya Prairie at once.
[04:15] Well
Huh? At once?
[04:19] Armstrong
We vow to put an end to that
loathsome dragon for good!
[04:26] King
I'm counting on you.
[04:30] Well
He has incredible magic power,
[04:33] ---
but he looks more like a legendary warrior.
[04:35] Brantag
No, that's the Palace Magician, Armstrong.
[04:40] Brantag
He's a respectable mage.
[04:51] Well
He's fast.
[04:53] Brantag
Disturbingly so.
[04:55] Armstrong
First, we'll be going to the military garrison
that's on the border of Palkenya Prairie.
[05:00] Armstrong
There, we'll iron out our strategy,
make what preparations are needed,
[05:04] Armstrong
and then head off to slay the dragon!
[05:07] Well
Preparations, huh?
[05:09] Well
I bet this means trouble for the others, too.
[05:15] Er
Baronet Baumeister?
[05:18] Erich
We just received a messenger from the palace.
[05:21] Erich
Remember how Well and the others
left to slay a dragon a few days ago?
[05:26] Erich
Apparently, there are a lot of
monsters living on that prairie,
[05:30] Erich
and there's a chance they
might attack the towns
[05:32] Erich
once the dragon's gone and nothing
is left to keep them in check,
[05:36] Erich
so they've decided to try
and exterminate them.
[05:40] Erich
Baronet Baumeister and the garrison
have been stuck with that mission.
[05:46] Iina
Wait a moment.
[05:47] Iina
Well doesn't have an army.
[05:50] Erich
Which is why they've formed a temporary army.
[05:54] Iina
Shouldn't a landed noble with an actual
army be put in charge of that mission?
[06:00] Erich
Yeah, but they would want the land, so...
[06:03] Iina
Huh? So you mean...
[06:06] Erich
Yes. The palace doesn't want
to give away the vast lands
[06:09] ---
they're hoping to acquire as
a reward for merits in battle.
[06:18] Iina
So that's why they're turning to Well,
a noble of the robe who owns no land.
[06:23] Erich
They can settle the matter of rewards with
medals and money if it's a noble of the robe.
[06:28] Roderich
My Spinning Spear is perfect
for exterminating monsters!
[06:37] Louise
They're the ones who'll be in
Baronet Baumeister's army?
[06:40] Er
It must be tough being the commander.
[06:44] Erich
Normally, Well should take up that role,
[06:46] Erich
but when he's not around,
his retainer will have to do it for him.
[06:50] Er
Right. He'll need his retainer...
[06:54] Er
Retainer?!
[06:55] Erich
We're counting on you.
[06:57] Er
Hold on! I-I can't take command just like that!
[07:00] Iina
You'll just have to.
[07:02] Iina
You're Well's only retainer, after all.
[07:04] Erich
I'll help you out, too.
[07:06] Erich
Anyway, it's mostly just in name only.
[07:08] Er
But still...
[07:10] Louise
You'll be fine!
[07:11] Louise
No one's expecting you to
be a replacement for Well.
[07:15] Louise
But the army needs someone
to put on a pedestal.
[07:18] Louise
Meaning you're just a figurehead!
[07:21] Louise
So do your best out there!
[07:23] Louise
R-Right...
[07:26] Iina
I can understand why you'd be worried, though,
[07:29] ---
with a ragtag army like that.
[07:32] Erich
That may be true,
[07:35] ---
but I think you can rely on them.
[07:46] Erich
Every one of them is a noble's
child or masterless retainer.
[07:51] Erich
They're all hoping to earn some glory
[07:53] Erich
in this battle and fuel their rise in society,
[07:55] Erich
so they're brimming with optimistic ambition.
[08:11] Iina
Sorry... I might be getting anxious, too.
[08:14] Er
This will basically be our
debut battle, after all.
[08:17] Louise
We'll be fine.
[08:19] Louise
Well's debut battle was
against a bone dragon, right?
[08:22] Louise
Compared to that, regular monsters are nothi—
[08:30] Erise
Forgive me for visiting so late.
[08:32] Er
Elise? What brings you here?
[08:34] Elise
Priests who can use healing magic
were ordered to join the campaign.
[08:39] Er
Oh, so that's why.
[08:43] Elise
Um, where's Baronet Baumeister?
[08:47] Iina
He just left the garrison a little while ago.
[08:52] Louise
He said he was going to be camping
out near the dragon's den tonight.
[08:57] Louise
When dawn comes,
they're setting out to slay it.
[09:02] Elise
I see.
[09:18] Armstrong
All right, let the battle begin!
[09:22] Armstrong
...begin!
[09:38] Armstrong
Magic Mobile Armor, equip!
[10:12] Well
That's the magic that converts
magic power into physical objects?
[10:14] Brantag
Yeah.
[10:16] Brantag
On top of that,
[10:17] Brantag
its defensive strength is overwhelmingly
greater than a magic barrier.
[10:22] Brantag
What's more...
[10:23] Brantag
is his unparalleled physical enhancement.
[10:27] Brantag
You should start getting ready, boy.
[10:29] Well
Right!
[10:32] Armstrong
You're not getting away!
[10:34] Well
Does he really need us here?
[10:37] Brantag
Maybe not.
[10:39] Brantag
But his Magic Mobile Armor
consumes magic power quickly.
[10:45] Brantag
If his magic runs out on him, it's all over.
[10:50] Brantag
That's why he's focusing on pinning it down
so you can deal the finishing blow.
[10:56] Armstrong
Now, young man!
[10:58] Well
R-Right!
[11:02] Well
I want to go home already!
[11:16] Iina
Elise.
[11:19] Iina
I was wondering if you'd like
to join us for breakfast.
[11:23] Elise
Of course.
[11:27] Elise
What is this?
[11:28] Er
Well taught us about these.
[11:30] Er
He called them "miso balls."
[11:32] Louise
Watch. You crush them with a spoon like this.
[11:35] Elise
Crush them?
[11:37] Louise
There, now it's miso soup! Try it!
[11:44] Elise
It's delicious.
[11:45] Er
I guess even the Saint shares our tastes.
[11:48] Iina
Of course she does!
[11:51] Iina
What do you think she is?
[11:52] Er
Hey, I was just saying it
because I thought it was cute.
[11:56] Louise
You can send him to hell if you want.
[11:57] Er
What's wrong with that?
It was my honest impression!
[11:59] Iina
The way you said it sounded creepy!
[12:01] Er
What do you mean, creepy? How was that creepy?!
[12:02] Paul
Hey, we have a messenger!
[12:03] Iina
It was creepy!
[12:06] Paul
Well and the others have defeated the dragon!
[12:09] All
Yeah!
[12:20] Brantag
All right, boy, now hurry up and collect it.
[12:35] Brantag
You're getting the hang of this.
[12:37] Well
I was told that there wouldn't
be a reward for this mission.
[12:41] Armstrong
Not much we can do when they're calling
this campaign our obligation as nobles.
[12:46] Brantag
But you can get more money from selling
that dragon's parts than from any reward,
[12:53] ---
so it's not an issue.
[12:54] Well
Anyway, I guess that takes care of that.
[12:59] Armstrong
But the real trouble has only just begun.
[13:02] Armstrong
It's time to brace your
spirit and your muscles.
[13:07] Well
But all that's left is taking
down weaker enemies, right?
[13:10] Brantag
Boy, do you understand what the scariest
part of exterminating monsters is?
[13:15] Well
Huh? There's something more
terrifying than a dragon?
[13:18] Brantag
What was it that killed your master?
[13:21] Well
Numbers...
[13:38] Priest
Elise, over here.
[13:41] Elise
All right.
[13:42] Priest
I'm sorry, we're out of magic.
[13:48] Soldier
Saint...
[13:50] Elise
It's all right. Rest easy now.
[13:58] Soldier
That's "Saint" Hohenheim.
[14:01] Soldier
We have the Saint behind us.
[14:06] Soldier
Please help!
[14:08] Priest
Take him over there.
[14:09] Soldier
Are you okay?
[14:10] Soldier
Yeah, I think so.
[14:11] Soldier
My God, I've never seen
that many monsters before.
[14:15] Soldier
Yeah, the front line is in complete chaos.
[14:18] Soldier
The only reason we're holding
out is thanks to those mages.
[14:24] Soldier
But who knows how long that's going to last?
[14:26] Soldier
Yeah, their magic power isn't unlimited.
[14:29] Soldier
Ow...
[14:30] Priest
Elise, could you help over here, too?
[14:34] Elise
Yes.
[14:48] Elise
My magic power...
[14:50] Soldier
Saint, help... Please help...
[15:29] Soldier
Saint!
[15:32] Elise
What's wrong?
[15:33] Soldier
Um, I heard that you were
engaged to the Dragon Slayer...
[15:40] Soldier
Man, that guy really is incredible.
[15:44] Elise
He's safe, then?
[15:46] Soldier
He's more than safe.
[15:48] Soldier
Ever since we started exterminating the
monsters, he's been fighting on the front line.
[15:52] Soldier
Honestly, we've only been able to
hold out this long because of him.
[15:56] Soldier
At this point, he's bolstering
the spirits of the entire army.
[16:00] Soldier
He really is a hero, that Dragon Slayer!
[16:03] Elise
I see.
[16:05] Soldier
Born heroes really are different
from the rest of us.
[16:14] (Flashback) Well
Even today, part of me is wondering
if I'm actually acting like a hero.
[16:20] (Flashback) Well
I'm not even that brave.
[16:39] Soldier
Saint...
[16:46] Elise
He is still pretending to be our hero.
[16:51] Elise
So I must also...
[16:56] Soldier
Saint...
[16:59] Soldier
Thank you so much.
[17:08] Elise
Excuse me!
[17:11] Elise
Please give me medical tools, too.
[17:15] Priest
Here.
[17:16] Elise
Thank you.
[17:18] Elise
I've used up all of my magic power.
[17:21] Elise
But there's still more I can—
[17:23] Soldier
A messenger!
[17:25] Soldier
The troops are returning from the front line!
[17:30] Soldier
We won...
[17:31] Soldier
We won!
[17:42] Soldier
Rescue team!
[17:45] Soldier
Please come at once!
[17:46] Soldier
Sir Baumeister has been
carried here with an injury!
[17:58] Elise
Baronet Baumeister!
[18:04] Well
Elise?
[18:14] Well
Elise? Elise?!
[18:24] Well
Oh, don't force yourself.
[18:27] Elise
No, I'm fine now.
[18:30] Well
I heard many stories about
you on the front line.
[18:34] Elise
Huh?
[18:35] Well
One of the older soldiers
who had been badly hurt said,
[18:39] Well
"I was rescued by the Saint
at the medical tents."
[18:43] Well
"We have the Saint on our side,
so we can be strong and fight again."
[18:50] Well
Everyone was able to fight until the very end
[18:52] ---
because of all your hard work as the Saint.
[18:56] Well
Thank you.
[19:01] Well
Oh, wait here. I'll bring you some water.
[19:12] Well
Elise?
[19:14] Elise
You're not a hero.
[19:18] ---
That's just...
[19:24] Elise
I understand that you're not some hero...
[19:42] Armstrong
My niece! I'm sorry we worried you!
[19:48] Well
Huh? Niece?!
[19:50] Brantag
What, you didn't know?
[19:53] Brantag
Elise is the magician's niece.
[19:56] Well
What?!
[20:20] Well
Huh?
[20:20] Well
W-Wait, w-wait, wait!
[20:21] Well
When was this made?!
[20:23] Er
Huh? When you were promoted to baron.
[20:26] Er
See?
[20:26] Er
There are two medals.
[20:31] Well
Forget about that. Just bring our stuff in.
[20:36] Iina
I can't believe we wound
up staying in the capital.
[20:39] Louise
Duke Bleichröder's way too dense.
[20:42] ---
Calling for a continuation of our training
in the capital at this point in time...
[20:48] Elise
Sir Wendelin, does the miso go in the kitchen?
[20:51] Well
I'll carry that, Elise.
[20:55] Louise
I guess they would start
living together after that.
[20:58] Iina
Trying to appeal to him in front
of his official wife seems a little...
[21:02] Louise
This is the worst crisis for
Operation Concubine Seduction!
[21:05] Elise
That reminds me, there is one
thing I wanted to ask you.
[21:08] Well
What's that?
[21:09] Elise
I was under the impression that you were
already engaged to Iina and Louise.
[21:18] Well
N-No, I'm not.
[21:22] Elise
I see.
[21:23] Elise
I just assumed you were,
since you were living together.
[21:26] Well
What about you, Elise?
[21:28] Well
I mean, how do you feel about... concubines?
[21:32] Elise
I think it's perfectly normal.
[21:34] Well
That's the same businesslike
response everyone else gives me.
[21:38] Both
Then we'd like to marry you, too!
[21:40] Well
What?!
[21:42] Iina
I feel like this moment is our only chance!
[21:45] Louise
This is biggest turning point in
Operation Concubine Seduction!
[21:53] Well
Then... okay, I guess.
[21:56] Louise
Yes!
[21:59] Louise
And that concludes Operation
Concubine Seduction!
[22:04] Elise
She seems so happy.
E7 - No Magic? Are You Kidding Me?!
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[00:18] Erich
So now Brother Helmut's
married into a knightdom, too.
[00:21] Well
That's how it was for you two as well, right?
[00:25] Paul
The only reason anyone would want to marry
us is to become your relative, honestly.
[00:33] Well
No, I'm sure that's not the only reason.
[00:37] Paul
Well, you'd better accept it already.
[00:39] Paul
You're drawing the entire nation's attention.
[00:42] Paul
You need to make a decision about the
tournament soon, or you'll embarrass yourself.
[00:46] Well
Tournament?
[00:48] Erich
Haven't you heard about it?
[00:50] Erich
It's a martial arts tournament the kingdom
hosts once every three years.
[00:54] Erich
I imagine you'll be
participating this time, too.
[00:57] Well
Huh? I will?
[00:58] Paul
It's established that all nobles
will participate at least once.
[01:02] Well
Then I'll enter the mage division.
[01:04] Erich
There isn't one.
[01:05] Well
Huh?
[01:06] Erich
There's only swordsmanship, spearmanship,
archery, and hand-to-hand.
[01:11] Paul
But a noble must earn respect for
their splendid use of the sword.
[01:16] Paul
So that settles it.
[01:17] Paul
You'll be in the swordsmanship division.
[01:21] Well
I see...
[01:25] Well
Then I'll enhance my body with magic.
[01:28] Erich
Use of magic is forbidden.
[01:31] Erich
It's a contest of pure skill, after all.
[01:33] Well
What? But that's...
[01:36] Well
I wish there was a kitchen knife division.
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[03:24] Louise
You always give up so quickly.
[03:26] Louise
Come on, stand up!
[03:29] Er
Hey, why don't we try a different regimen?
[03:32] Louise
Huh? Why?
[03:34] Er
Because I've been training
with you every day
[03:36] ---
for these past six months while you
enhance your bodies with magic.
[03:40] Er
I can't keep up anymore.
[03:42] Er
I'm at my limit.
[03:44] Iina
I don't have as much magic as Louise, either.
[03:47] Er
Still, when you use your magic, you're stronger
than the old man who taught you, right?
[03:51] Er
That's incredible enough!
[03:54] Er
While I'm... I'm just...
[03:56] Louise
Hey, it's Well.
[04:01] Louise
Huh? Did he have somewhere
to go after the ceremony?
[04:05] Iina
He mentioned he needed to
talk to Cardinal Hohenheim.
[04:10] Er
Jeez...
[04:11] Er
Why don't I have any...
[04:18] Er
...talent for magic?!
[04:34] Iina
We should participate in the
martial arts tournament?
[04:37] Brantag
Your lord said to put up a fight
worthy of a retainer's daughter.
[04:42] Brantag
If you make it through the preliminaries,
that should be enough.
[04:45] Louise
That's impossible! It's forbidden
to use magic there!
[04:49] Brantag
But if you lose in the first round,
you'll bring shame on your lord.
[04:59] Er
Huh? Where are you going?
[05:02] Louise
To train without using magic.
[05:09] Brantag
What, you don't need to train, boy?
[05:12] Er
Even if I'm defeated, I have nothing to lose.
[05:15] Brantag
Nothing to lose, huh?
[05:17] Brantag
Could you still say that if you were
removed from your adventuring party?
[05:22] Er
Huh? Hold on a minute.
[05:24] Er
Why would they cut me out?
[05:26] Brantag
You're all two years away from turning
15, which will make you adults.
[05:30] Brantag
From then on, you'll officially be adventurers.
[05:32] Brantag
But before then, it's only natural to let go
[05:36] ---
of people who can't pull their weight.
[05:39] Er
No way. We're connected at our souls.
[05:43] Brantag
Don't be so naïve.
[05:46] Brantag
Party members are comrades
[05:48] ---
who entrust each other with their lives
in order to achieve their goals.
[05:52] Brantag
Feelings alone won't cut it.
[05:54] Brantag
To be honest, I swapped out party
members a few times myself.
[05:58] Er
But still, Well would never...
[06:00] Brantag
Anyway, just make sure you're
not seen as a hindrance.
[06:07] Brantag
This is good!
[06:08] Brantag
What is this black paper?
[06:23] Well
Nori's so good!
[06:25] Iina
That reminds me. You're also participating
in the tournament, aren't you?
[06:29] Well
Yeah.
[06:29] Well
And I picked up some information about that.
[06:33] Well
Word has it that the winner
of the past two tournaments,
[06:36] ---
Warren, the Commander of the Royal Knights,
[06:38] Well
is withdrawing his entry to help
cultivate the next generation.
[06:42] Louise
What?! Then victory's already ours!
[06:45] Well
No, it's not. It just means
it'll be a little easier.
[06:51] Well
Um, also, I had something to
discuss with all of you... uh...
[06:57] Well
It's about our adventuring party.
[07:01] Well
That's what I was meeting
Cardinal Hohenheim about today.
[07:05] Well
I was actually hoping we
could add Elise to our party.
[07:09] Elise
I hope we can all get along.
[07:13] Louise
Oh, yeah, that's completely fine.
[07:16] Louise
I mean, having her with us will
be a big bonus for our party.
[07:20] Iina
She does bring healing magic
to our party, after all.
[07:24] Louise
Want to enter the tournament
with us while you're at it?
[07:26] Elise
That does sound fun...
[07:28] Elise
But there's no division I could enter.
[07:33] Well
You're okay with it too, right, Er?
[07:35] Er
Yeah, of course.
[07:37] Well
That's great.
[07:38] Well
Now I can focus on the martial arts tournament.
[07:41] Iina
Huh? I'm surprised you're
that interested in it.
[07:44] Well
My goal is to not embarrass myself!
[07:47] Er
In that case, I'm going to win.
[07:51] Er
I'll be sure to win it!
[08:03] Louise
Hey, wait! Wait a minute!
[08:08] Louise
What's gotten into him?
[08:10] Iina
Jeez!
[08:17] Er
I'll win!
[08:19] Louise
Twenty-six, twenty-seven...
[08:21] Iina
Twenty-eight, twenty-nine...
[08:24] Louise
Twenty-eight, twenty-nine...
[08:26] Well
S-Seven...
[08:28] Er
Ninety-six, ninety-seven...
[08:32] Er
Ninety-eight, ninety-nine, victory!
[08:55] Er
Victory!
[09:09] Well
They're all incredible.
[09:11] Elise
Yes.
[09:25] Louise
It's annoying hearing "victory"
over and over, but maybe...
[09:29] Iina
Yeah, he might actually win it.
[09:32] Er
Victory!
[09:37] Er
Warren's going to be in the
martial arts tournament?
[09:39] Well
Apparently, the king told him that if he
wanted to cultivate the next generation,
[09:42] ---
he should become a hurdle
for them to overcome,
[09:46] Well
so now he's entering.
[10:08] Louise
You're not doing your nightly training?
[10:12] Er
Yeah, I'm not feeling so great.
[10:16] Louise
Giving up now that Warren's entering?
[10:20] Er
Have either of you seen Warren's matches?
[10:27] Er
He's incredible.
[10:28] Er
There's a reason he climbed all the way up to
[10:31] ---
Commander of the Royal Knights despite
being the third son of lesser nobility.
[10:35] Er
He's already guaranteed to win.
[10:37] Louise
But even if you don't win...
[10:39] Er
No way. Since I don't have any talent for magic,
[10:43] ---
I need to produce results like that,
or I'll just be a hindrance.
[10:47] Iina
None of us consider you a hindrance.
[10:52] Er
People with a talent for magic
couldn't understand how I feel.
[10:57] Louise
Is that so?
[11:31] Er
Well?
[11:38] Er
Hey, Well, I just want to make sure...
[11:41] Er
You wouldn't do anything
like remove me from the party
[11:45] ---
if I don't happen to win the
martial arts tournament, right?
[11:54] Er
Huh? What...
[11:56] Er
Hey, wake up! Jeez!
[12:01] Well
Sorry, Elise! I fell asleep
while waiting for you...
[12:03] Er
Elise? Would you wake up already?
[12:06] Well
Er!
[12:08] Well
Oh, well, apparently she's been feeling
anxious about joining our party.
[12:14] Er
Why? Elise would be plenty of
help with her healing magic.
[12:18] Well
It's her physical abilities.
[12:20] Well
She's hasn't trained and honed her
body like the rest of us have,
[12:25] Well
so she's worried that she'll hinder us one day.
[12:31] Elise
One...
[12:32] Well
So lately, she's been at it every day.
[12:35] Well
She doesn't want to worry everyone else,
so she trains in secret early in the mornings.
[12:41] Well
I guess everyone has insecurities,
even the ones who seem perfect.
[12:45] Well
So, did you need something?
[12:47] Er
Oh, yeah.
[12:49] Er
I'm going to win that tournament,
so make sure you watch.
[12:52] Er
Later.
[13:04] Er
I'm sorry for being so preoccupied with myself.
[13:09] Louise
Today I'm going to win!
[13:11] Iina
I'm not going to lose!
[13:18] Er
All right!
[13:35] Brantag
You secured awfully good seats.
[13:38] Armstrong
But only the finals will be conducted here.
[13:43] Armstrong
We'll have to pray everyone makes
it through the preliminaries first.
[13:55] Elise
Um, if you're interested,
I brought this for all of you.
[13:58] Iina
Huh? A lunch box?
[14:01] ---
Thank you!
[14:02] Louise
Yahoo!
[14:03] Brantag
All right, it's almost time to
head to the preliminary arena.
[14:08] Well
Ow!
[14:09] Iina
Were you asleep?
[14:11] Louise
You're as carefree as ever.
[14:13] Armstrong
Feel free to come back here if you lose.
[14:17] Armstrong
We'll welcome you all with open arms.
[14:21] Well
Okay, let's go!
[14:25] Crowd
Wendelin! Wendelin! Wendelin!
[14:32] Well
Huh?
[14:35] Well
Warren?!
[14:38] Well
My first match is against Warren?!
[14:41] Well
But my goal's still the same!
[14:43] Well
Don't worry about victory!
[14:45] Well
The most important thing...
[14:48] Well
is putting up a fight
[14:52] ---
that won't embarrass me!
[14:57] Well
Huh?!
[15:13] Armstrong
You came back so fast, it's like you
were just out on a little shopping run!
[15:18] Brantag
I hope Er and the other girls
don't come back just as quickly.
[15:26] Well
They won't be coming back that easily.
[15:55] Louise
Yeah!
[16:02] Louise
I'm back.
[16:07] Louise
I lost in the semifinal round
of the preliminaries.
[16:11] Well
I see.
[16:13] Brantag
You did pretty well, considering your
Magic Fist Style is at a disadvantage
[16:16] ---
when magic is forbidden.
[16:18] Brantag
I'm sure your lord will be satisfied.
[16:30] Iina
If I win this one, I'll clear the preliminaries.
[16:36] Iina
That sound... It can't be...
[16:41] Iina
The Spinning Spear guy?!
[16:44] Roderich
Hmm? You're... with Sir Baumeister!
[16:48] Roderich
Which means Sir Baumeister is
somewhere here at this arena?!
[16:56] Iina
Huh? This guy's surprisingly well defended!
[17:23] Roderich
My Spinning Spear shall reach Sir Baumeister!
[17:36] Iina
Good job out there.
[17:37] Louise
Iina?! What happened?!
[17:40] Iina
I lost the last match of the preliminaries.
[17:43] Iina
To the Spinning Spear guy.
[17:45] Louise
What?!
[17:47] Louise
So that street performer
guy was actually strong?
[17:50] Iina
His name's Roderich,
and he's more than just strong.
[17:54] Iina
He was raised by a merchant family, so he
knows how to do most kinds of accounting.
[17:58] Iina
He knows the law, too.
[18:00] Iina
Hey, are you listening, Well?
[18:04] Iina
He's asleep, isn't he?
[18:06] Elise
I'm sorry. Apparently he didn't
get much sleep last night.
[18:10] Louise
Last night? Why not?
[18:13] Elise
The lunch boxes I gave you all earlier
were actually made by Wendelin.
[18:29] Judge
Winner: Erwin Von Arnim!
[18:34] Judge
Only one more match before the final—
[18:48] Warren
I'm looking forward to our match.
[18:56] Judge
You mustn't risk what might happen.
[18:59] Judge
You should forfeit now.
[19:01] Er
But I promised I would win.
[19:05] Louise
I just heard from Brantag.
[19:07] Louise
He said he was a bit too harsh with you.
[19:10] Er
No, it's the truth.
[19:12] Er
I don't have any talent for magic,
[19:14] ---
so it won't be that easy for me to
remain a member of Well's party.
[19:21] Louise
I'm guessing you haven't looked
at your lunch box yet, then.
[19:25] Er
My lunch box?
[19:28] Louise
Go on, open it.
SIGN our
SIGN best
SIGN do
SIGN Let's
SIGN !!
SIGN Let's do our best!!
[19:36] Iina
Well was up late last night making these.
[19:40] Louise
He saw that we were all
unusually excited for this,
[19:43] Louise
so he was trying to figure out
what he could do to help us.
[19:48] Iina
What he eventually came up with was
a lunch box to raise our spirits.
[19:52] Louise
Well will always be Well.
[19:55] Louise
Now and forever, probably.
[19:58] Iina
So don't overdo it.
SIGN Let's
[20:13] Er
Take this.
[20:14] Iina
Hey! Were you listening to us at all?!
[20:18] Er
If a member of his party turned
and ran before the enemy,
[20:22] Er
Well would be a laughingstock, right?
[20:25] Er
All right, I'll be back!
[21:03] Louise
Good for both of them, finding proper mentors.
[21:07] Well
Er's getting to learn from Warren, no less.
[21:10] Louise
My mentor said he was willing
to train you along with me, too.
[21:15] Louise
Looks like it'll be smooth sailing
toward becoming adventurers!
[21:19] Well
You're right. We need to make the
most out of these next two years.
[21:24] Well
Though... who is your mentor, anyway?
[21:28] Well
Huh?!
[21:30] Well
No way!
[21:32] Well
I guess I imagined it.
[21:35] Armstrong
Sorry to keep you waiting!
[21:38] Well
Muscles!
[21:44] Louise
Master!
[21:46] Well
I had a feeling this might happen.
[21:48] Armstrong
Now, let's start a training regimen that will
leave your mind and muscles trembling with joy!
[21:56] Armstrong
Follow me!
[21:58] Louise
Yeah! Let's go, Well!
[22:03] Well
Fine, I'll do it! I'll become a musclehead!
[22:03] Armstrong
I'm going to train you up!
[22:06] Armstrong
Yeah!
E8 - Presumed Dead? Are You Kidding Me?!
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[00:05] Klaus
Pardon me.
[00:07] Klaus
Here is the report on this
year's tax collection.
[00:13] Artur
I've entrusted that matter entirely to Kurt.
[00:17] Klaus
Understood.
[00:18] Karl
Father!
[00:22] Kurt
Oh, how are you doing, Karl?
[00:25] Amalie
Darling, you have a visitor at the mansion.
[00:28] Kurt
Oh? That's rare here in the countryside.
[00:32] Amalie
Um...
[00:33] Amalie
They said they wished to
speak to you about Wendelin.
[00:39] Adventurer
This is from Head Auditor
Ruckner in the capital.
[00:43] Kurt
Lord Commissioner Ruckner's
younger brother, then?
[00:46] Kurt
I bet it's just another request to join
the family that Wendelin is part of, right?
[00:50] Kurt
Listen, I don't care how famous
that boy becomes in the capital.
[00:54] Kurt
It has nothing to do with us out here!
[00:56] Kurt
I wish these trifling requests would
stop coming to me, the family heir.
[00:59] Amalie
Oh, no!
[01:01] Kurt
What's the matter, Amalie?
[01:03] Amalie
This says that Wendelin has passed
away while exploring ancient ruins.
[01:13] Well
After three years of harsh
training with that magician,
[01:16] Well
I'm finally an adult.
[01:18] Well
At last, I can make my debut as an adventurer!
[01:22] Well
Do I look good, Master?
[01:29] Er
Registering as adventurers
sure was easy, huh?
[01:33] Louise
The people at the guild were all business.
[01:36] Iina
But according to this,
[01:38] Iina
we'll be hunting in the local
area for a while at first,
[01:40] Iina
so it's not worth celebrating much.
SIGN Adventurer's
Manual
[01:49] Elise
You seem happy, Wendelin.
[01:51] Well
Our days as adventurers
are just getting started!
[01:54] Well
Up until now, I've been hogtied
by the obligations of nobility,
[01:58] Well
but starting today,
things will be different!
[02:00] Well
No one can steal my freedom anymore!
[02:03] Brantag
Sorry to interrupt the celebration.
[02:06] Well
Brantag?
[02:08] Brantag
Your new party has received a request
to explore some ancient ruins.
[02:13] Well
Ancient ruins?
SIGN Mandatory Quest From the King
SIGN To the Dragon Busters
SIGN we hereby order you to undertake the following quest
[02:15] Well
A mandatory quest from the king?
[02:18] Brantag
You can't turn it down, of course.
[02:20] Well
Huh? Nothing has changed at all.
SIGN The 8th Son?
Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN The 8th Son?
Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN The 8th Son?
Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN The 8th Son?
Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN The 8th Son?
Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN The 8th Son?
Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN The 8th Son?
Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN The 8th Son?
Are You Kidding Me?
[03:56] Er
Um, our new party advisor is supposed
to be an active adventurer, right?
SIGN Episode 8
Presumed Dead? Are You Kidding Me?!
[04:02] Er
But you're...
[04:04] Brantag
My lord's ordered my
temporary return to action.
[04:08] Iina
Well, we couldn't ask for a better advisor.
[04:15] Brantag
My lord doesn't want you all to die, after all.
[04:20] Well
Are these ruins that dangerous?
[04:25] Brantag
Three years ago, was it?
[04:26] Brantag
These ruins were discovered
after we defeated Greigorland.
[04:30] Brantag
There was an entrance to
something underground,
[04:32] Brantag
and the adventurer's guild
sent several people into it.
[04:36] Louise
But they never came back?
[04:38] Brantag
Exactly.
[04:40] Brantag
So then the guild sent some experienced
adventurers to follow up...
[04:46] Louise
But they never came back.
[04:54] Brantag
That's when the guild realized
[04:56] Brantag
that if these underground ruins
could take down such veterans...
[05:00] Elise
Then there's probably a dragon?
[05:02] Brantag
Correct.
[05:04] Brantag
And that's why you were given this quest.
[05:07] Well
What about that makes it a valid reason?
[05:10] Brantag
Think about it. What did you guys call
yourselves when you registered?
[05:15] Five
The Dragon Busters.
[05:18] Brantag
Get it now?
[05:26] Well
There's nothing here.
[05:27] Well
Anyway, is a party supposed to act like this?
[05:31] Er
We can't help it!
[05:33] Er
If a dragon breathes on us out of nowhere,
[05:34] Er
we'll all be reduced to ash in an instant!
[05:36] Er
We'll be burned to ash on our first quest!
[05:38] Louise
Please be our shield, Sir Magic Barrier!
[05:45] Brantag
Doesn't look like you have to worry
about turning to ash, at least.
[05:48] Brantag
I cast my detection spell, but I'm not
even sensing any weak enemies.
[05:52] Louise
Over there! A door!
[05:57] Brantag
Let's go.
[06:09] Er
All right, nothing here, either.
[06:16] Elise
Doesn't that seem odd, though?
[06:19] Iina
Where are the adventurers
who never returned?
[06:22] Brantag
It can't be...
[06:23] Brantag
Get out of this room at once! Hurry!
[06:32] Louise
Huh? What is this?
[06:34] Louise
My feet are stuck to the floor! I can't move!
[06:36] Brantag
Tsk! It's a trap left by the
ancient magic civilization.
[06:39] Brantag
Listen up, everyone! Be prepared
for battle at any moment!
[06:42] Brantag
Even I don't know what's going to—
[06:44] Well
Brantag!
[06:51] Well
No way...
[06:53] Elise
Wendelin!
[06:54] Well
Elise!
[06:57] Elise
W-Wendelin...
SIGN Welcome to Reverse Hanging
[07:18] Well
"Welcome to Reverse Hanging"...
[07:21] Well
What is this?
[07:23] Brantag
That was a trap from the
ancient magic civilization.
[07:26] ---
It uses magic circles to teleport
victims down to the bottom floor,
[07:29] Brantag
forcing them to make their way back to
the surface if they want to survive.
[07:32] Brantag
I'd only ever read about it, myself.
[07:35] Louise
Reach the surface from the bottom floor?
[07:37] Louise
That's easy, right, Well?
[07:39] Well
Huh?
[07:40] Louise
Show us that te-le-port-ing!
[07:47] Brantag
Tell them.
[07:49] Well
Uh, in order to use teleportation,
[07:52] ---
I need complete awareness
of where I'm teleporting to,
[07:54] ---
as well as where I currently am.
[07:58] Well
But I don't know where we are right now, so...
[08:00] Well
Oh, Elise, you're awake.
[08:03] Well
Are you all right?
[08:04] Elise
I'm sorry for worrying you.
[08:06] Iina
Now we're all safely together.
[08:09] Louise
That's a good thing,
[08:11] Louise
but you're telling us you
can't use teleportation here?!
[08:13] Louise
Then what are we supposed to do?
[08:16] Well
We climb up normally?
[08:19] Iina
Whoever built these ruins...
[08:21] Louise
...was an awful person.
[08:40] Brantag
So, I wonder what's lying
in wait for us here.
[08:57] Well
Let's go.
[09:06] Iina
Whoever built these ruins...
[09:08] Louise
...was deranged.
[09:13] Well
Nowhere to run, huh?
[09:19] Brantag
Tsk! Looks like they're waking up, too.
[09:22] Well
Everyone, step back! I'll use magic to—
[09:24] Er
You should be the one to step back, Well.
[09:26] Iina
We have no idea how many more
floors we'll have to climb up,
[09:30] Iina
so you should hold off on any major
spells and conserve your magic.
[09:33] Louise
As long as it's not dragon's breath,
we can hold our own.
[09:36] Well
All of you...
[09:37] Er
It's finally time to show off
the fruits of my training!
[09:55] Elise
Wow...
[09:59] Well
A wall of wind?
[10:01] Brantag
Boy! You and I should support them by using
wind magic to limit the golems' movement,
[10:06] ---
and keep them from surrounding
the three on the front lines!
[10:08] Well
Roger that!
[10:09] Brantag
Young Elise, you stay back in the rear
and focus on healing their injuries!
[10:15] Elise
Understood.
[10:17] Brantag
All of you, remember to avoid wasting stamina
and magic needed for the long battles to come!
[10:22] Brantag
Now, let's get through this!
[10:24] ---
Right!
[10:31] Iina
Their formation crumbled after we
defeated the mounted golem leading them!
[10:35] ---
Now's our chance!
[10:36] Louise
Okay!
[10:37] Louise
It's my first time using this in actual battle,
[10:40] Louise
but I can test it out plenty here!
[10:42] Louise
Here's the result of my
training with that magician!
[10:44] Louise
Magic Shock Wave!
[10:54] Er
It's over.
[10:56] Brantag
Everyone okay?
[10:57] Louise
Somehow.
[11:00] Iina
I'm fine, too—
[11:03] Well
What is it? Bugs?
[11:05] Iina
That's...
[11:06] Brantag
The adventurers who failed
to explore this place, huh?
[11:11] Louise
Quiet!
[11:20] Louise
There are Golems above us!
[11:22] Er
They're not giving us any time to rest.
[11:24] Louise
Hurry!
[11:25] Brantag
Let's go!
[11:29] Well
How long is this going to go on?
[11:33] Brantag
Who knows?
[11:41] King
It's been five days.
[11:44] King
The irresponsible birds around the
palace are saying they're dead.
[11:49] Dran
If Baron Baumeister were to perish there...
[11:55] Behrens
It would serve those who
supported the Baron right.
[12:02] Behrens
Cardinal Hohenheim,
[12:04] Behrens
I heard the news about your
granddaughter and her fiancé.
[12:08] Behrens
You must be beside yourself with worry.
[12:09] Hohenheim
Not at all.
[12:11] Hohenheim
I'm certain they shall return alive.
[12:14] Hohenheim
Farewell.
[12:22] Ruckner
Cardinal Hohenheim.
[12:24] Hohenheim
Oh, Lord Commissioner Ruckner.
[12:31] Rukner
They're dead?
[12:32] Rukner
Who's spreading such a rumor?
[12:37] Rucker2
I imagine you must be fraught
with worry yourself.
[12:39] Adventurer
The day you become Lord
Commissioner is nigh, my lord.
[12:46] Rucker2
Listen. Next, you shall head to
the remote land in the south
[12:49] ---
and meet with the eldest brother, Kurt.
[12:51] Rucker2
Then I want you to encourage him to have
his sons succeed Baron Baumeister.
[12:56] Adventurer
As you wish.
[12:59] Ruckner2
You'd better be dead, Baron Baumeister.
[13:08] Well
Your food's so good, Elise!
[13:12] Well
Did you get enough sleep?
[13:14] Elise
Yes, about two hours just now.
[13:17] Well
Taking shifts eating and sleeping to recover
our stamina in response to these long battles...
[13:23] Well
It's a good strategy, but...
[13:29] Iina
Sorry for making you use your magic.
[13:32] Brantag
Nonsense.
[13:33] Brantag
When would I use it,
if not at times like this?
[13:35] Well
We can't keep this up forever.
[13:40] Elise
Now, Wendelin, you need to rest—
[13:54] Louise
It's because of that magician's training
that we're able to do this now, too.
[14:18] Er
Damn! How long is this going to go on?
[14:25] Well
I hope the next one's...
[14:37] Louise
Magic Shock Wave!
[14:42] Er
We might just die at this rate.
[14:49] Elise
Don't worry. That's not going to happen.
[14:53] Er
I suppose I can't die yet.
[14:56] Er
I haven't won a single match
against Warren yet.
[15:01] Er
If I died now, I'd regret it.
[15:08] Elise
Regret...
[15:28] Elise
Wendelin...
[15:31] Elise
Let's make sure we get home alive.
[15:35] Elise
Otherwise, I'll regret it.
[15:41] Well
Right.
[15:50] Louise
None here.
[15:53] Er
We did it!
[15:54] Er
It's over!
[15:57] Well
It's over now?
[16:11] Brantag
Get back!
[16:16] Brantag
This one's a dragon golem!
[16:19] Well
Right when we don't have much magic left!
[16:23] Louise
Iina!
[16:40] Elise
Iina, please hang in there!
[16:57] Elise
Don't worry. I promise I'll save Iina!
[17:04] Brantag
Things are just going to get worse if
we keep maintaining this magic barrier.
[17:11] Elise
How are you doing?
[17:13] Iina
Thanks. I'm fine now.
[17:15] Iina
Your healing magic really is a lifesaver.
[17:21] Well
Then we'll crush that dragon golem.
[17:24] Brantag
But that thing's body is
probably made of mythril.
[17:27] Brantag
Most magic spells won't even scratch—
[17:29] Well
If we concentrate all of our remaining
magic as much as possible...
[17:34] Brantag
I see. It's worth trying.
[17:39] Brantag
I'll bet all of my magic power on you.
[17:45] Well
Here we go!
[17:55] Well
Brantag!
[18:00] Brantag
You really are just like him, you know.
[18:09] Well
Brantag...
[18:17] Louise
Yes! Try harder, Well!
[18:19] Well
You shouldn't tell someone
who's trying hard to try harder!
[18:30] Iina
Well's magic power is all...
[18:35] Well
Sorry, everyone... I...
[18:40] Louise
Well...
[18:44] Iina
Elise?
[18:46] Elise
This is...
[18:49] Elise
This is a spell called Miracle's Light!
[18:56] Both
A kiss?!
[19:46] Er
Huh? It stopped?
[19:52] Er
Well!
[19:59] Louise
That healing spell she
just used, Miracle's Light...
[20:03] Iina
Fundamentally, it's a spell
to recover one's stamina,
[20:07] Iina
but I've heard it can recover
some degree of magical power, too.
[20:12] Louise
So do you have to kiss the person to use it?
[20:15] Iina
No way.
[20:16] Iina
The church wouldn't allow that, either.
[20:18] Louise
So you're saying she took advantage
of the chaos to kiss him?!
[20:22] Iina
Well, we very well might have died there,
[20:25] Iina
so I imagine she felt she'd regret it
if she didn't kiss the man she loves.
[20:30] Er
Hey, this is incredible!
[20:31] Er
Come here and have a look!
[20:33] Louise
Come on, we're totally exhausted right now.
[20:36] Louise
If this isn't really incredible,
[20:37] Louise
I'll use what strength I have
left to beat you black and blue!
[20:41] Er
Hurry up!
[20:42] Iina
Yes, yes, we're coming.
[20:44] Louise
Why are you so excited?
[20:47] Er
Just come over here!
[20:48] Iina
This had better be incredible!
[20:50] Er
It is!
[20:57] Brantag
Apparently, the mage from
the ancient magic civilization
[21:00] ---
who created that nasty underground
ruin was Count Ichelberg.
[21:05] Brantag
He was a leading creator of magic items.
[21:08] Well
But why would he create
something that elaborate?
[21:12] Brantag
He probably wanted to test people's talent,
[21:15] Brantag
to see if they would be worth
entrusting a legacy like that to.
[21:19] Well
Legacy?
[21:21] Louise
Well, come look at this! It's incredible!
[21:28] Louise
Look at that!
[21:30] Iina
They're the ancient airships that
form the core of our magic airships.
[21:33] Well
Wow...
[21:35] Louise
Brantag was saying that no one
has ever discovered so many at once!
[21:40] Er
That's not all, either.
E9 - People Hate Me? Are You Kidding Me?!
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[00:01] Ruckner
Seven airships,
[00:03] Ruckner
as well as the shipyard
that serves as a base for them,
[00:06] Ruckner
and the two extra-large
magic stones used to power it.
[00:10] Ruckner
A dragon golem,
[00:11] Ruckner
cavalry golems,
[00:13] Ruckner
soldier golems,
[00:15] Ruckner
and the mythril and metals composing them.
[00:19] Ruckner
A new artificial intelligence,
[00:21] Ruckner
magic collection panels,
[00:23] Ruckner
and Count Ichelberg's research documents...
[00:26] Ruckner
All of the above shall be
purchased by the crown,
[00:29] Ruckner
while the magic-absorbing
forced-teleportation magic circle
[00:32] ---
will be purchased by the magic guild.
[00:34] Ruckner
Since this was a mandatory quest from
the king, the reward is increased,
[00:37] Ruckner
as is the reward from the adventurers' guild.
[00:40] Ruckner
As a result, the reward for each person is...
[00:45] Ruckner
Ahem!
[00:47] King
How much is it, Lord Commissioner Ruckner?
[00:50] Ruckner
Two million gold coins!
[00:53] Well
Two million?
[00:56] Well
So... per person...
[00:58] Well
That's a lot!
[00:59] Ruckner
The reward will be paid in
installments over 20 years,
[01:02] Ruckner
and the kingdom shall administer
all of those payments.
[01:08] Armstrong
What? You're leaving the capital?
[01:11] Well
I've given it a lot of thought,
[01:14] Well
and I've decided to base our
adventures out of Breichburg.
[01:18] Armstrong
I see. It'll be lonely here without you.
[01:24] Armstrong
But that, too, is part of life!
[01:26] Armstrong
In that case,
[01:27] ---
I shall pour all my energy
into uncovering the culprit
[01:31] ---
spreading false claims of death so you may
travel without worry, Baron Baumeister!
[01:39] Well
False claims of death? Whose death?
[01:43] Armstrong
Yours, Baron Baumeister!
[01:46] Well
People thought I was dead?
[01:50] Armstrong
Yes. The people were fainting
when they saw you return alive!
[01:56] Well
How did such rumors start?
[01:58] Armstrong
The successful will incur jealousy
and envy without knowing it,
[02:01] Armstrong
and find themselves despised
by people they don't know.
[02:05] Er
Yeah, all of us are still facing some
harassment just for sticking with Well.
[02:11] Louise
On top of that, we're getting
two million gold now.
[02:14] Louise
We'll never be able to
shake off all that envy.
[02:18] Iina
Speaking of that,
SIGN Adventurer's Manual
[02:19] ---
the adventurers' guild has a system for formally
disputing the division of a reward, right?
[02:24] Iina
Shouldn't we just use that?
[02:28] Armstrong
But that system is typically
used when a party member's
[02:31] ---
division of the reward is too small, isn't it?
SIGN Adventurer's Manual
[02:34] Iina
You can use it when you have other
disputes regarding the division, too.
[02:39] Iina
So if we object and say our share
for this quest is too great...
[02:43] Louise
That's right!
[02:45] Louise
Then we won't have to deal with that
harassingly large sum of money!
[02:51] Er
We're already receiving
plenty from Well as it is.
[02:55] Armstrong
But where would the money
you free up be redistributed?
[03:03] Well
What?!
[03:04] Well
Wait, wait! I don't want that much, either!
[03:07] Iina
By the way, what are you going to do, Elise?
[03:11] Elise
All of my assets belong to Wendelin.
[03:17] Louise
So congratulations on receiving
ten million gold coins!
[03:22] Well
They keep piling on reasons to hate me...
[03:24] Well
I'm not a bowl of ramen!
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Are You Kidding Me?
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Are You Kidding Me?
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Are You Kidding Me?
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Are You Kidding Me?
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Are You Kidding Me?
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Are You Kidding Me?
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Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN The 8th Son?
Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN Episode 9
People Hate Me? Are You Kidding Me?!
[04:57] Behrens
Tsk! I can't believe that brat survived.
[05:01] Dran
Are you not frustrated, Sir Ruckner?
[05:04] Dran
Wasn't this your chance to come out
ahead of the Lord Commissioner?
[05:08] Rukner2
Well, it worked out fine.
[05:10] Rukner2
After all, many who don't think
fondly of Baron Baumeister
[05:14] ---
and those flocking to him have
now come together right here.
[05:20] Behrens
Was that your real goal from the beginning?
[05:24] Dran
True, with this many brought together,
[05:27] ---
making an annoyance disappear
would be a simple matter.
[05:55] Well
Hey, so I was thinking of having
someone watch over this mansion
[06:01] ---
after we move to Breichburg.
[06:04] Er
Yeah, you're currently despised enough
that someone would proclaim you dead,
[06:10] Er
so we wouldn't want anyone
trying anything bad.
[06:12] Iina
Then we would need someone who's strong,
[06:15] Iina
capable of maintaining a mansion,
[06:17] Iina
and loyal to Well.
[06:20] Louise
You'll never find someone
who fits the bill that perfectly...
[06:25] Iina
The strong man who won the spearmanship
division of the martial arts tournament!
[06:30] Er
He grew up in a merchant family,
[06:32] Er
so financial affairs are
a piece of cake for him.
[06:34] Louise
And even though Well's been ignoring
him these past three years...
[06:38] Elise
He is not deterred from
making his heartfelt appeal.
[06:41] Four
Roderich!
[06:44] Well
Oh...
[06:46] Well
What?!
[06:51] Well
Um, I really feel bad asking
you after all this time...
[06:56] Well
But if you're still interested
in working for me...
[07:05] Roderich
I'm so happy!
[07:07] Well
R-Really?
[07:09] Louise
Are we sure we want this guy?
[07:12] Iina
Well, better him than some weirdo.
[07:16] Iina
Though he's questionable in his own way...
[07:18] Roderich
You'll be leaving me in charge
of your mansion in the capital!
[07:21] Roderich
Leaving me!
[07:25] Roderich
To think you'd have such faith in me!
[07:42] Louise
Someone's there!
[07:44] Er
Get down!
[07:48] Louise
I know there was someone there.
[07:51] Roderich
It may be the one spreading
word of Sir Baumeister's...
[07:54] Roderich
No, of my lord's death!
[08:00] Roderich
Reprehensible fiend!
[08:03] Roderich
I, Roderich, promise to discover them!
[08:08] Well
Even the palace said they couldn't pinpoint
where the rumors originated, though.
[08:14] Well
Finding them on your own won't be easy.
[08:17] Roderich
I'll be fine.
[08:20] Roderich
More importantly, my lord,
the capital is dangerous for you.
[08:24] Roderich
It would be wise to leave
the city as soon as possible.
[08:28] Well
Actually, there's something
I still want to do here.
[08:51] Delia
This way, please.
[08:54] Delia
This research lab was constructed with the
ancient magic civilization as its motif.
[09:00] Well
Wow.
[09:04] Beckenbauer
It's Baron Baumeister, the man who sold
us the magic circle from the ruins!
[09:09] Beckenbauer
I'm the Head Researcher,
Lucas Götz Beckenbauer.
[09:12] Beckenbauer
Nice to meet you.
[09:14] Well
Um, I heard you have a magic circle capable
of summoning anything the user images?
[09:20] Beckenbauer
Yes, this is it.
[09:23] Beckenbauer
It's still a prototype,
[09:25] Beckenbauer
so depending on the conditions, it may
require a great deal of magic power,
[09:29] Beckenbauer
but in theory, it should be able
to summon anything to you.
[09:32] Er
Wow, a panty thief would love this.
[09:39] Elise
Please let us make use of it, then.
[09:42] Beckenbauer
Sure, go ahead.
[09:47] Beckenbauer
The most important thing
here is your imagination.
[09:50] Beckenbauer
Clearly visualize what you want.
[09:53] Well
Visualize... Got it.
[09:56] Well
Okay...
[09:58] Well
Form a clear picture of what I want...
[10:02] Well
Imagine it...
[10:11] Louise
Wow! It really worked!
[10:14] Iina
Huh? But that's...
[10:23] Well
Panties?
[10:25] Well
That's a punch, not panties!
[10:28] Beckenbauer
Oh? You summoned the very
panties she was wearing?
[10:31] Beckenbauer
That's the Dragon Slayer for you!
[10:36] Well
Hold on, hold on, hold on! That's not it!
[10:38] Well
My imagination just slipped off course
[10:41] ---
because a panty thief was mentioned!
[10:44] Well
Hey, listen, she—
[10:45] Er
I get it.
[10:47] Er
You can blame me for your perversion,
[10:50] Er
so let's just hurry up and
get what we came here for.
[10:53] Well
I'm not a pervert. I keep it to myself.
[10:57] Well
Focus.
[10:59] ---
Form a clear picture...
[11:02] Well
Imagine it.
[11:03] ---
Panties...
[11:04] ---
To himself...
[11:07] Well
Now, come to me!
[11:17] Well
Here it comes!
[11:27] Er
Ugh, it stinks!
[11:28] Er
It smells like entrails.
[11:30] Louise
Oh, Iina, there's blood on your clothes!
[11:33] Iina
Huh?! Oh, no!
[11:38] Wilma
It can't be!
[11:40] Well
We'll need to bathe when we get home.
[11:53] Wilma
I knew it.
[11:54] Wilma
What's he up to?
[12:45] Louise
Wow, even Duke Bleichröder is here.
[12:49] Iina
Apparently, Well invited him,
since we'll be in his care in Breichburg.
[12:54] Iina
So he used his teleportation.
[12:57] Brantag
He wants to thank those
who have helped him, huh?
[13:01] Armstrong
A social ploy befitting Baron Baumeister.
[13:05] Brantag
The faces here are giving
me a sour stomach, though.
[13:12] Armstrong
Everyone here loves Baron Baumeister,
for many reasons.
[13:19] Well
Everyone!
[13:22] Well
Recently, I used the magic guild's magic circle
[13:25] ---
to catch these from the northern sea.
[13:27] Well
It's tuna!
[13:33] Paul
But how are we supposed to eat this?
[13:36] Helmut
Huh? We don't eat it as-is?
[13:39] Well
Um, if you'd like, use this.
[13:41] Well
It took three years to develop,
but I finally completed this soy sauce!
[14:00] Armstrong
Tuna with soy sauce is delicious!
[14:07] Well
Now, please eat up!
[14:09] Well
We have one more to spare!
[14:21] Roderich
The one who spread rumors of your
death was Head Auditor Ruckner.
[14:26] Well
Isn't Ruckner...
[14:28] Roderich
Yes.
[14:28] Roderich
He's Lord Commissioner
Ruckner's younger brother.
[14:32] Well
But I don't think I've ever met him.
[14:36] Roderich
He was just using you, my lord.
[14:40] Roderich
You have strong ties with his brother,
[14:43] Roderich
so he was using you to unseat the
Lord Commissioner from his position.
[14:47] Well
They're not on good terms, then.
[14:49] Roderich
He also dispatched a messenger to your home,
[14:55] ---
in case you had actually died.
[14:59] Well
Huh?
[15:00] Roderich
Apparently, he was hoping to make your
eldest brother Kurt indebted to him
[15:04] ---
by having his sons inherit after you,
so that he could gain more influence.
[15:11] Well
I can't believe he got my family involved.
[15:14] Roderich
The messenger only left a few days ago,
[15:18] Roderich
so it will be a while longer
before he reaches your family.
[15:24] Well
What a bothersome sibling quarrel.
[15:27] Roderich
But he should be quiet for a while now.
[15:32] Roderich
I've already taken measures for you.
[15:35] Behrens
Sir Ruckner, the town is talking about you!
[15:40] Ruckner2
Talking about me?
[15:42] Behrens
They say that you conspired to see
Baron Baumeister die in the underground ruins!
[15:48] Ruckner2
Who's spreading such lies?!
[15:52] Wife
D-Dear, you have a
messenger from the palace.
[15:57] Rucker2
The palace?
[15:58] Wife
Yes, His Majesty has summoned you.
[16:01] Ruckner2
Tsk!
[16:04] Well
You spread a false rumor?
[16:06] Roderich
Yes.
[16:07] Roderich
I figured the best way to
fight a rumor was with rumors.
[16:10] Well
But won't we be in trouble if they find out?
[16:14] Roderich
We can just pretend we know nothing about it.
[16:18] Well
It's ultimately just a rumor, huh?
[16:21] Well
Which means they can also...
[16:23] Roderich
Yes. He'll face some degree of investigation,
[16:27] Roderich
but he probably won't be punished for it.
[16:29] Well
Still, you did a good job
learning who the culprit was.
[16:33] Roderich
I had my suspicions from the start.
[16:36] Roderich
That's just the kind of man
Head Auditor Ruckner is.
[16:42] Well
You know him?
[16:44] Roderich
He's my father.
[16:48] Roderich
Though he's never once
recognized me as his son.
[16:53] Roderich
My mother was a humble merchant's daughter,
[16:55] Roderich
so she could never become a concubine,
let alone his official wife.
[17:00] Well
I see.
[17:02] Roderich
There's nothing less trustworthy
than blood ties, in my opinion.
[17:09] Well
Blood ties, huh?
[17:11] Elise
Are you all finished discussing your work?
[17:14] Well
Oh, yeah.
[17:17] Elise
Roderich, have some if you'd like.
[17:20] Roderich
What's this?
[17:21] Elise
It's the fatty tuna that Wendelin
taught me how to prepare.
[17:26] Elise
It's quite delicious.
[17:30] Wilma
I can't take it anymore.
[17:59] Er
Hold it!
[18:04] Er
No way!
[18:14] Wilma
It's so good.
[18:18] Edgar
Hey, sorry I'm late.
[18:21] Edgar
Oh, Wilma.
[18:24] ---
Did you already introduce yourself?
[18:26] Well
What? You know her, Lord Marshall Edgar?
[18:30] Edgar
This is Wilma Etol von Asgahan.
[18:32] Edgar
My daughter.
[18:34] Edgar
I wanted to introduce her to you.
[18:36] Edgar
What do you think of Baron Baumeister, Wilma?
[18:39] Wilma
I've been investigating you...
[18:41] Wilma
To see if you're someone
who can properly feed me.
[18:59] Wilma
You pass.
[19:00] Well
Um, I'm glad I passed, but...
[19:03] Wilma
Fatty tuna, fatty tuna, fatty tuna, fatty tuna!
[19:08] Elise
You want more?
[19:10] Elise
Please wait a moment.
[19:12] Wilma
Fatty tuna, fatty tuna...
[19:14] ---
Fatty tuna, fatty tuna,
fatty tuna, fatty tuna...
[19:14] Edgar
Sorry about this. Food is more
important than anything to Wilma.
[19:20] Brantag
I see. Hero syndrome, huh?
[19:24] Well
Hero syndrome?
[19:27] Brantag
It refers to those who constantly have
magic running through all their muscles,
[19:31] Brantag
enhancing their body all the time.
[19:36] Brantag
Which means...
[19:37] Wilma
Fatty tuna!
[19:38] ---
Fatty...
[19:40] Wilma
Fatty tuna!
[19:44] Brantag
They have monstrous strength.
[19:46] Edgar
But it also means they're burning
magic around the clock.
[19:50] Edgar
So they have to eat a lot
to replenish that energy.
[19:55] Edgar
Which means feeding them costs, well...
[19:59] Edgar
But that shouldn't be a concern
for you, Baron Baumeister.
[20:07] Iina
She's a glutton, but she looks so young!
[20:11] Louise
What do I do?
[20:12] Louise
I think I'm feeling maternal instincts!
[20:16] Iina
Wilma, you leave everything to us!
[20:19] Louise
We'll fill you up with fatty tuna!
[20:23] Wilma
Fatty tuna!
[20:27] Edgar
So there you have it.
[20:29] Edgar
How about taking her on as a bodyguard?
[20:32] Well
Um, I'm...
[20:34] Edgar
You could marry her too, if you'd like!
[20:37] Well
Please listen to me!
[20:39] Well
Once we return to Breichburg,
[20:41] Well
we plan to take on hunts
like normal adventurers.
[20:44] Well
So I won't be needing a
monstrously strong bodyguard.
[20:52] Edgar
Hunts?
[20:53] Edgar
What are you talking about?
[20:54] Edgar
You're going to exterminate
monsters, aren't you?
[20:57] Well
Huh?
[20:58] Edgar
Huh?
[20:59] Edgar
I'm right, aren't I, Duke Bleichröder?
[21:05] Bleichröder
Where did you hear about that?
[21:07] Edgar
I have plenty of information sources.
[21:10] Well
Um, what is he talking about?
[21:12] Bleichröder
The truth is, I have a request for you.
[21:21] Amalie
This says that Wendelin passed away
while exploring the ancient ruins.
[21:27] Kurt
Wendelin is dead?
[21:33] Amalie
It also says that our children should inherit
[21:38] ---
Baron Baumeister's title and
estate after his passing.
E10 - Toxic? Are You Kidding Me?!
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[00:04] Brantag
Fifteen years ago,
[00:06] ---
the former Duke Bleichröder
led an expedition
[00:09] ---
into the Enchanted Forest in search
[00:13] ---
of a magical panacea,
[00:14] Well
This makes me nostalgic...
[00:15] Brantag
but it couldn't have ended worse,
leaving 2,000 soldiers
[00:16] Well
This watered-down tea.
[00:19] Brantag
and the former duke dead.
[00:22] Artur
We responded to the former duke's request
and dispatched our army, as well,
[00:27] Artur
but the leader and everyone else...
[00:31] Brantag
The corpses of all those fallen have now
become undead, specifically zombies.
[00:38] Brantag
This is why our Lord has requested that we
purify all the undead before they can become
[00:44] ---
greater undead, like liches.
[00:49] Kurt
He's asking us to send troops again?
[00:52] Er
Who's that guy with the bad attitude?
[00:56] Iina
They just mentioned it, remember?
[00:57] Iina
That's Well's eldest brother, Kurt.
[01:01] Iina
That one's the second brother, Hermann,
[01:03] Iina
and if I remember right, the one
behind them is a village chief
[01:07] ---
who's a close aide to their father.
[01:09] Brantag
We'll be handling the task of purification.
[01:12] Brantag
The reason we paid you a visit
[01:13] ---
was to discuss how to handle the monsters
we'll defeat during that process.
[01:17] Kurt
The Enchanted Forest is our domain!
[01:20] Kurt
So it's standard for you to pay tribute
[01:22] ---
after converting any raw materials from
the monsters defeated there into coin!
[01:27] Brantag
Yes, and we intend to do so.
[01:29] Brantag
Which is why we're here to
negotiate the rate of tribute.
[01:35] Kurt
Klaus, how much is standard?
[01:38] Klaus
I'd say... roughly thirty percent.
[01:42] Kurt
Fifty percent, then.
[01:45] Kurt
If you can't pay it, then give up and leave.
[01:49] Hermann
And what will you do with the arms
and armor of the purified soldiers?
[01:52] Brantag
We intend to recover as many of
their personal effects as possible.
[01:56] Hermann
I see.
[01:58] Hermann
Hear that, Brother?
[02:00] Hermann
They're willing to retrieve
our people's belongings.
[02:03] Hermann
Let's be reasonable.
[02:05] Kurt
There's no need to recover their belongings.
[02:08] Hermann
What are you saying?
[02:10] Kurt
All of our soldiers are poor.
[02:13] Kurt
None of them possess any
items worth anything.
[02:15] Kurt
So retrieving them isn't necessary.
[02:18] Er
This guy...
[02:20] Kurt
Besides, their funerals have already been held.
[02:24] Elise
Pardon me,
[02:25] ---
but unless funerals are conducted
after the souls have been purified,
[02:29] Elise
they won't give the dead true peace.
[02:32] Elise
I would be happy to help conduct the
funerals again after purification.
[02:39] Kurt
Could you please back down, "Saint"?
[02:43] Kurt
We're impoverished nobles.
[02:45] Kurt
You're after the gratuities due
when performing a funeral, right?
[02:52] Er
Hey! Would you cut it out already?
[02:55] Kurt
Wendelin, you might be the heroic
Dragon Slayer or whatever now,
[02:59] Kurt
but are all your men ruffians, as well?
[03:02] Er
Th-This jerk...
[03:04] Well
I sincerely appreciate your valuable opinion!
[03:08] Well
I will be sure to keep it in mind.
[03:11] Well
Now, shall we begin the official
negotiations, Sir Baumeister?
[03:16] Kurt
How dare you?!
[03:17] Kurt
Are you suggesting any discussion
with me isn't official?!
[03:21] Iina
We are here to negotiate with
the lord, Sir Baumeister.
[03:25] Louise
Furthermore, you should be
more considerate of your tone.
[03:29] Louise
Even if this man is your younger brother,
he's still a baron.
[03:32] Kurt
You dare speak to me like
that as mere retainers?!
[03:39] Wilma
I'm hungry.
[03:43] Well
For whatever reason,
[03:45] ---
my brother's turned into a toxic client.
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Toxic? Are You Kidding Me?!
[05:23] Kurt
What was the head auditor thinking,
sending me such an injudicious letter?!
[05:28] Eckhart
Now, let's begin the village meeting.
[05:31] Jurgen
Um, before we start,
[05:33] Jurgen
I've heard that Sir Wendelin has
returned to purify our sons
[05:37] ---
who were left behind in the forest.
[05:45] Kurt
What of it?
[05:47] Eckhart
Listen! That man has not returned home!
[05:51] Eckhart
He is only here as an adventurer
fulfilling a quest!
[05:54] Eckhart
Once he finishes purifying them,
he will leave this land once more!
[05:58] Eckhart
Isn't that right, Sir Kurt?
[06:05] Well
Has he always hated me that much?
[06:09] Hermann
It was after you left home
that he lost all reason.
[06:13] Hermann
He's constantly been on edge,
[06:15] Hermann
afraid the heroic Dragon Slayer
would steal his position
[06:18] ---
as heir to the knightdom.
[06:20] Well
But I'd never do that to him.
[06:23] Marlene
All right, everyone,
[06:25] Marlene
thank you for waiting!
[06:29] Wilma
Marlene!
[06:36] Marlene
Darling, pour Brantag a drink.
[06:39] Hermann
Oh, sorry.
[06:41] Hermann
Here, have some.
[06:43] Hermann
This is mead made here on our land.
[06:46] Brantag
No, I'll pass on liquor tonight.
[06:50] Louise
What? That's unusual!
[06:52] Louise
You're usually drowning in
liquor from dawn to dusk.
[06:55] Brantag
That's an exaggeration.
[06:59] Marlene
Darling, offer Well some pie.
[07:02] Hermann
Oh, right, right.
[07:03] Marlene
I wish you luck, Well.
[07:05] Marlene
I'm sure my own grandfather has become
one of the undead in the forest, too.
[07:10] Well
He was the head attendant, right?
[07:13] Marlene
He took good care of me when I was little.
[07:16] Well
I'll search for his belongings.
[07:20] Marlene
What a fine man you are!
[07:22] Marlene
Nothing like that imbecile!
[07:24] Marlene
Oh, if only you were the heir, Well!
[07:28] Hermann
Hey, don't say that so loudly.
[07:30] Marlene
Who cares?
[07:32] Marlene
It's what everyone thinks!
[07:34] Iina
I think we're about to get
caught up in a succession crisis.
[07:39] Louise
It looks like...
[07:41] Well
The best thing to do is
finish up quickly and leave.
[07:56] Well
All right, let's commence the operation
to lure the zombies to us!
[08:00] All
One, two!
[08:01] Er
Hey! Soldiers of the Bleichröder Dukedom!
[08:06] Iina
How could you let 2,000 men die?
[08:08] Iina
Is your military incompetent?
[08:11] Louise
No, no, they're worse than that.
[08:13] Louise
Right, Dunce Dukedom?
[08:16] Well
You even brought my master down with you,
[08:19] Well
you useless commanders!
[08:20] Wilma
You're rotten and nasty!
You're rotten and nasty!
[08:27] Elise
Um, will this really draw out the undead?
[08:31] Brantag
Yes, it'll lure them out.
[08:34] Brantag
They may not be all too smart,
[08:36] Brantag
but they still know when
they're being insulted.
[08:45] Er
Here they come.
[08:47] Iina
They're over here, too.
[08:48] Well
Now, Elise!
[09:03] Well
Now to expand the area of
this purification spell!
[09:18] Louise
Here come the zombies!
[09:20] Louise
A huge march of zombies!
[09:22] Brantag
Okay, everyone keep your guard up!
[09:26] All
Right!
[09:38] Er
We're not doing much.
[09:42] Brantag
Come on. Retrieving their
belongings is part of our job.
[09:45] Er
R-Right.
[09:55] Louise
Well, look!
[09:57] Louise
I see one that looks like their boss!
[09:59] Louise
Right there!
[10:01] Well
Armor and weapons with
prominent ornamentation...
[10:04] Well
There's no mistake.
[10:05] Well
That's the general commander of this army,
[10:08] Well
the former Duke Bleichröder.
[10:12] Louise
All done with the boss!
[10:14] Er
Huh? Are we finished now?
[10:17] Wilma
No, there's still that woman's grandfather.
[10:20] Iina
Right, I don't think we've seen the armor
[10:23] ---
Marlene said her grandfather was wearing.
[10:33] Er
Her grandfather?
[10:42] Wilma
A wyvern.
[10:44] Iina
It's turned undead, too.
[10:48] Er
Huh? Then why isn't it being
purified by the holy magic?
[11:11] Elise
The magic is working on it.
[11:13] Elise
But unlike the zombies,
it'll take time to purify it.
[11:17] Louise
Well, here come a lot of nasty-looking ones!
[11:20] Er
These must be the monsters the
expedition killed fifteen years ago.
[11:25] Iina
But regular soldiers could
never defeat these things!
[11:28] Brantag
Alfred was with them.
[11:31] Well
That's my master for you.
[11:37] Brantag
All right, keep your guards up this time!
[11:40] Iina
Right!
[12:03] Louise
Well, look.
[12:07] Iina
That armor...
[12:09] Iina
It's probably her grandfather.
[12:20] Attendant
My granddaughter?
[12:23] Louise
It spoke!
[12:24] Brantag
Tsk! It's turned into a damn lich.
[12:28] Well
She has her husband under her thumb,
[12:30] Well
and she's living a good life.
[12:32] Attendant
I see.
[12:49] Attendant
Take care of her.
[13:07] Jurgen
Honestly, thank you so much.
[13:10] Jurgen
Now my son can finally rest in peace.
[13:13] Eckhart
Listen up, everyone!
[13:15] Eckhart
Sir Kurt has a message for you!
[13:18] Kurt
Listen to me. Once the services are over,
[13:22] Kurt
you are to hand all of the rusted armor
[13:24] ---
and broken swords over to
our blacksmith, Eckhart!
[13:27] Crowd
What? No way!
[13:31] Jurgen
U-Um, Sir Kurt, we have no
bodies to bury for our dead,
[13:36] Jurgen
so we hoped to bury those in their stead.
[13:39] Kurt
What nonsense.
[13:41] Kurt
Our territory lacks enough iron.
[13:44] Kurt
We'll be reusing those
arms to develop this land.
[13:49] Kurt
That's what the dead would
truly want, is it not?
[13:52] Jurgen
But that's cruel.
[13:55] Kurt
Once the services are done,
turn them over at once!
[13:59] Well
Sir Kurt...
[14:00] Kurt
What, Wendelin?
[14:03] Well
I understand you're short on resources,
[14:05] Well
but you don't have to take their things.
[14:07] Kurt
Do I hear a lowly adventurer
questioning me, the lord heir?
[14:12] Well
Then if you had iron,
[14:14] Well
you wouldn't need to take away their things?
[14:17] Kurt
Of course.
[14:18] Well
In that case...
[14:22] Well
I present you with this.
[14:25] Well
Now there's no need to take away
the dead men's belongings, right?
[14:30] Kurt
Wendelin...
[14:32] Eckhart
What shall we do, Sir Kurt?
[14:36] Kurt
Leave him be.
[14:37] Kurt
He's done with his purification.
[14:40] Kurt
He'll be leaving this land soon enough.
[14:42] Kurt
We just have to be patient until then.
[14:46] Jurgen
Thank you so much, Sir Wendelin!
[14:54] Bleichröder
You've done well.
[14:56] Bleichröder
Now we will begin the task
of identifying their owners.
[15:01] Bleichröder
We will notify you once
our assessment is complete.
[15:04] Well
Mission complete. Now I can
bid farewell to my old home.
[15:08] Bleichröder
Now, I would like you to remain on
standby in the Baumeister Knightdom.
[15:13] Well
Huh?
[15:14] Bleichröder
I'll write a letter to Sir Baumeister myself
[15:17] Bleichröder
so you can go hunting in the Enchanted
Forest and other undeveloped lands.
[15:21] Well
Um, if possible, I would prefer to
be stationed anywhere but my home.
[15:25] Brantag
Come on, what's wrong with
staying there a while?
[15:28] Well
Huh?
[15:29] Brantag
Their mead is superb!
[15:32] Louise
You never drank any, Brantag.
[15:42] Ruckner
All goes as planned?
[15:45] Bleichröder
Yes.
[15:54] Klaus
Oh, Sir Wendelin.
[15:57] Klaus
I thought you had left already.
[15:59] Well
That was our plan,
[16:02] Well
but we were ordered to remain here until
they identified the owners of those items.
[16:07] Klaus
Oh?
[16:08] Iina
But identifying the belongings of
2,000 dead won't be easy, will it?
[16:13] Louise
They all look the same, too,
[16:15] Louise
so it'll take some time.
[16:17] Klaus
I see.
[16:21] Klaus
In that case, would you like to participate
in the funerals being held tomorrow?
[16:26] Well
Funerals?
[16:32] Elise
Now, let us offer up our prayers.
[16:40] Woman
We're so lucky to have the
Saint offer prayers for us.
[16:46] Er
Why is Elise doing this?
[16:48] Well
Because the priest here
is getting old, Klaus said.
[16:55] Jurgen
I can't believe Sir Kurt wouldn't come.
[17:15] Jurgen
Sir Wendelin, please have
some mead, if you'd like.
[17:18] Well
Oh, I'm good. Offer it to Brantag.
[17:22] Jurgen
Actually, Sir Brantag refused, too.
[17:26] Well
Huh?
[17:36] Er
Hey, that's...
[17:39] Er
The eldest brother's wife, right?
[17:41] Well
Yeah, that's my sister-in-law, Amalie.
[17:46] Amalie
Now, let's pray.
[17:48] Both
Okay.
[17:58] Well
I'm sorry for not paying you a proper visit.
[18:02] Amalie
You've been quite busy, Well.
[18:05] Amalie
Oh, pardon me. I spoke out of old habit.
[18:09] Amalie
You're a baron now, so I must be more polite.
[18:12] Well
Oh, I don't mind. This isn't
a formal setting, anyway.
[18:16] Karl
Wow, it really is the heroic Dragon Slayer!
[18:20] Oscar
Hey, please tell us about the time you
defeated that bone dragon!
[18:27] Louise
I can't believe it's a bone dragon!
[18:29] Louise
What is it doing here?!
[18:32] Er
Bone, bone! Bone, bone, bone!
[18:35] Louise
Damn! At this rate,
the airship will be taken down!
[18:36] ---
Bone, bone, bone, bone!
Bone, bone, bone, bone! Bone!
[18:39] Iina
Um, Brantag, if you'd like, he...
[18:39] ---
Bone, bone, bone, bone, bone!
Bone, bone, bone, bone! Bone!
[18:43] ---
Bone! Bone! Bone! Bone!
[18:43] Iina
I mean, I could blast it with holy magic?
[18:46] ---
Bone!
[18:46] Louise
Come on! You're the main character,
so put some more spirit into it!
[18:48] ---
Oh, bone! Bone, bone! Bone! Bone!
[18:51] Iina
But...
[18:52] ---
Bone! If you don't attack me,
I'm gonna attack you, bone!
[18:52] Iina
Why am I playing Well in the first place?
[18:56] Louise
Would you rather play Brantag, then?
[18:57] ---
Is that what you want, bone?
A-Are you sure, bone?!
[18:59] Iina
I'll stick with Well.
[19:00] Er
Bone, bone!
[19:02] ---
Bone! Bone, bone! Bone, bone!
[19:02] Louise
Hey, boy, do something with your magic!
[19:06] ---
Bone! Bone, bone... bone...
[19:07] Iina
Uh, first I fly...
[19:09] Louise
More spirit!
[19:14] Well
Your kids have really grown.
[19:17] Amalie
Yes, and I've gotten older, too.
[19:21] Amalie
Those children are all I ever think about.
[19:24] Amalie
I hope they can always get along as brothers.
[19:28] Karl
Hey! Are we gonna get some candy?
[19:30] Oscar
Hey, this isn't a festival.
[19:33] Well
Okay, leave this one to your uncle.
[19:36] Well
Ta-da!
[19:37] Well
Stir, stir, stir...
[19:39] Well
Okay, here you go.
[19:41] Karl
What is it?
[19:42] Well
It's mizuame. Try it.
[19:44] Oscar
Um, okay...
[19:46] Both
Thank you.
[19:50] Both
It's good!
[19:52] Wilma
Hey.
[19:54] Wilma
Me, too. Me, too!
[19:56] Wilma
Mizuame for me, too!
[20:00] Wilma
Stir, stir, stir...
[20:06] Both
Bye-bye!
[20:13] Klaus
Sir Wendelin...
[20:18] Klaus
I have a request.
[20:22] Klaus
Would you please become
the heir of this territory?
[20:26] ---
What?
[20:27] Klaus
I'm sure you've at least vaguely realized
[20:31] Klaus
that this is what the people here desire.
[20:34] Well
Wait, wait... Wh-What brought this on?
[20:37] Klaus
This land has no future under Sir Kurt.
[20:40] Well
Um, a-at any rate,
[20:42] ---
you shouldn't let my father or
older brother hear about this.
[20:46] Klaus
I don't care if they do.
[20:47] Klaus
I've already made my peace.
[20:50] Well
But I still want to live as an adventurer,
[20:54] Well
so owning territory would just be...
[20:56] Klaus
So long as you leave someone
you trust in charge of the land,
[20:59] ---
you should be able to continue your adventures.
[21:01] Klaus
I've heard you already have a retainer
with talent for such things.
[21:05] Well
You mean Roderich?
Where did you learn about him?
[21:10] Klaus
If you decide to do so,
[21:12] Klaus
then you will have my support, too.
[21:15] Well
Wait.
[21:16] Well
I've already been made the head
of a different, independent line.
[21:20] Well
So the royal palace would never
allow me to inherit this territory.
[21:25] Klaus
Those at the royal palace aren't
concerned with such formalities.
[21:29] Well
What makes you say that?
[21:32] Klaus
This is something they desire, too.
[21:37] Well
The palace?
[21:38] Brantag
You're very clever.
[21:44] Brantag
I'm surprised a man from these outskirts could
reach that conclusion from conjecture alone.
[21:49] Klaus
I'm honored by your compliment.
[21:52] Well
Brantag, what on earth is going on here?
[21:56] Brantag
It's exactly as he just said.
[21:59] Brantag
Those at the palace want you to
become the lord of this territory.
E11 - Between a Rock and a Hard Place? Are You Kidding Me?!
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SIGN Dukedom of
Bleichröder
SIGN Breichburg
SIGN Great Rieg Mountains
SIGN Baumeister Knightdom
[00:16] Brantag
The crown has wanted to develop
[00:19] ---
this ridiculously large swath of untapped land
[00:22] ---
and reap huge benefits for several years now.
[00:27] Brantag
But no matter how much time passes,
it's not getting built up.
[00:31] Brantag
Why do you think that is?
[00:34] Well
Because the lords of these lands have
all been ordinary people for generations?
[00:38] Brantag
Correct.
[00:40] Brantag
On top of that, the next heir in line
is both ordinary and a scumbag.
[00:46] Brantag
The royal palace is at their wit's end.
[00:56] Brantag
That's when you came into the picture.
[01:00] Brantag
Naturally, those in the palace
want to replace the current lord.
[01:05] Well
But they can't give my father such an order.
[01:09] Brantag
Yeah, because then every lord
in the country would be afraid.
[01:13] Brantag
Afraid that they might be replaced,
too, if it came down to it.
[01:18] Brantag
Which is why the royal
palace hatched their plot.
[01:22] Well
Plot?
[01:24] Well
You can't mean...
[01:27] Brantag
That's exactly what I mean.
[01:30] Brantag
They're going to make that scumbag
brother of yours blow his top.
[01:34] Brantag
Then, once you've subjugated him,
[01:36] Brantag
they'll have your father retire to take
responsibility for his heir's scandal.
[01:42] Brantag
That sets you up to replace him as lord.
[01:46] Well
Then the whole reason they sent me
here was to provoke Brother Kurt?
[01:53] Brantag
Yes.
[01:54] Brantag
Fortunately enough, our lord did have the
problem of undead that needed purifying.
[01:59] Brantag
He took advantage of that,
knowing that if he sent you home,
[02:02] Brantag
the people would wish for
you to replace the heir...
[02:08] Brantag
and that would cause your brother
to panic and try to kill you.
[02:11] Well
Wait... If we were embarking
on such a dangerous operation,
[02:14] Well
you should have told me ahead of time.
[02:17] Brantag
But you don't want to become the lord, right?
[02:21] Well
Yeah, th-that's true, but...
[02:25] Brantag
Fortunately, this plot was one
that could be carried out
[02:28] ---
whether you knew the truth or not.
[02:31] Brantag
So I kept quiet about it for the time being.
[02:34] Well
What were you planning to
do if I actually got killed?
[02:37] Brantag
You think they could kill you that easily?
[02:41] Brantag
I've been keeping an eye on you, after all.
[02:44] Well
That's why you never drank any liquor!
[02:48] Brantag
That mead sure did look good, though.
[02:53] Well
Still, though, making me the lord?
[02:57] Brantag
What're you saying?
[02:58] Brantag
You're the perfect man for the job.
[03:01] Brantag
You already possess the vast assets
needed to develop this land.
[03:06] Well
Sure, I have more money than
I know what to do with, but...
[03:11] Well
Wait, are you saying I kept
getting all that money
[03:14] ---
just so I could develop this land one day?
[03:23] Well
Just how far back did this scheme start?
[03:26] Brantag
Who knows? What I just told you
is partially my own speculation.
[03:33] Brantag
One thing is certain, though.
[03:38] Brantag
The curtain's already risen on this show.
[03:43] Well
I just hope it doesn't
turn out to be a tragedy.
SIGN The 8th Son?
Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN The 8th Son?
Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN The 8th Son?
Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN The 8th Son?
Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN The 8th Son?
Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN The 8th Son?
Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN The 8th Son?
Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN The 8th Son?
Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN Episode 11
Between a Rock and a Hard Place? Are You Kidding Me?!
[05:26] Er
We have no choice but to do what
the royal palace wants, right?
[05:32] Iina
They did say you'd be able to keep
adventuring after becoming the lord.
[05:38] Louise
This is unusual.
[05:39] Louise
Normally you'd just go ahead and
agree to any orders from above,
[05:43] Louise
not agonize over it this much.
[05:49] Hermann
Well, you have visitors.
[05:56] Well
Here I go.
[05:58] Both
Okay!
[06:03] Both
Wow!
[06:06] Louise
I guess this is why he's constantly
been agonizing over it.
[06:10] Er
Huh? You mean if Well becomes
the lord, then those kids...
[06:14] Iina
They'll lose their future as nobles.
[06:18] Elise
Depending on the outcome, they may
even have to leave this land.
[06:39] Citizen
Sir Hermann, this is bad!
[06:42] Jurgen
Listen up, everyone.
[06:43] Jurgen
I want you to understand that our
future rests upon these demands.
[06:47] Jurgen
Let's go!
[06:48] Villagers
Yeah!
[06:54] Jurgen
Sir Hermann.
[06:56] Hermann
Hey, what's going on here?
[06:58] Hermann
Jurgen, explain yourself.
[07:02] Jurgen
Um...
[07:05] Jurgen
We're going to Sir Artur with our demands.
[07:08] Hermann
Demands?
[07:09] Jurgen
We want the heir to be
Sir Wendelin, not Sir Kurt!
[07:14] Well
Huh?
[07:16] Hermann
I understand how you feel,
but Brother Kurt will never allow that.
[07:20] Hermann
And if this goes poorly, you'll all...
[07:22] Jurgen
We're not afraid of punishment!
[07:26] Jurgen
Sir Kurt is giving favorable treatment
only to those close to him,
[07:31] Jurgen
and just wringing taxes out of everyone else!
[07:35] Jurgen
We have all prepared ourselves to fight
for the future of our grandchildren!
[07:42] Jurgen
Sir Wendelin, please become our lord!
[07:48] Well
Um, please give me some more time.
[07:53] Jurgen
But we've heard they'll finish identifying
the dead men's things tomorrow,
[07:56] ---
and that you'll be leaving this land then.
[07:59] Jurgen
That's why we moved quickly to action.
[08:01] Well
Wait a minute.
[08:03] Well
I haven't made any plans like that.
[08:07] Jurgen
Huh? But...
[08:10] Jurgen
You told us that, right?
[08:12] Villager
Me?
[08:13] Villager
Nuh-uh, it wasn't me.
[08:14] Villager
It was you, right?
[08:15] Villager
Huh?
[08:16] Villager
I never said that.
[08:17] Villager
Wait... Who did say it?
[08:20] Villager
But my wife told me she heard it from you.
[08:22] Villager
What? No way!
[08:24] Villager
It had to be you!
[08:25] Villager
It wasn't me!
[08:28] Brantag
You've made quite a few moves, haven't you?
[08:31] Klaus
Moves?
[08:33] Klaus
I have no idea what you speak of.
[08:36] Brantag
You say this is all for the people,
[08:39] Brantag
but encouraging them to
face death and demand it...
[08:45] Brantag
You're a sly one.
[08:49] Brantag
If that boy becomes the lord,
the future of this land is bright.
[08:53] Brantag
I imagine you'll be given fine treatment, too.
[08:58] Klaus
I don't want anything like that.
[09:02] Brantag
It's fine. What you're doing isn't wrong.
[09:05] Brantag
It's just that the royal palace doesn't
like others acting on their own.
[09:09] Brantag
So if you push any harder...
[09:13] Klaus
I thank you for the warning.
[09:16] Klaus
But...
[09:18] Klaus
I am only a simple village chief.
[09:21] Klaus
I will never be anything more,
[09:23] Klaus
nor anything less.
[09:26] Klaus
Excuse me.
[09:34] Klaus
Sir Brantag...
[09:41] Klaus
Do be careful around Lady Amalie.
[09:58] Eckhart
Sir Kurt, how long is that man staying here?
[10:03] Eckhart
Listen...
[10:04] Eckhart
This is hard for me to say,
[10:06] Eckhart
but if he stays here too long,
[10:07] Eckhart
those ignorant villagers will turn to him.
[10:11] Kurt
I will not allow it!
[10:13] Kurt
Any who oppose me shall be severely punished!
[10:16] Kurt
Their families, too!
[10:19] Kurt
I will not tolerate it!
[10:27] Elise
Thank goodness that didn't
become a serious matter.
[10:29] Er
Still, you need to figure
out your answer soon,
[10:32] Er
or there's a good chance those people
will do the same thing again.
[10:38] Well
By the way, if I were to become the lord,
[10:42] Well
what would happen to Brother Kurt?
[10:46] Well
Exile?
[10:47] Brantag
Do you think the royal palace would
just ignore a spark of chaos?
[10:54] Well
What? Then...
[10:56] Brantag
He'll be erased.
[11:00] Brantag
Boy,
[11:02] Brantag
you still don't understand nobles.
[11:09] Elise
I hope your feelings get through to him.
[11:18] Well
Later.
SIGN Dukedom of
Bleichröder
SIGN Southern Archipelago
[11:32] Well
So... I have a request.
[11:38] Well
When Father retires and you become the lord...
[11:44] Well
I would like to receive some of the land.
[11:49] Well
If you agree to that,
[11:52] Well
I can help you raise your noble rank,
[11:54] Well
and I can help provide funds
to develop the land, as well.
[11:58] Well
Once development is underway,
[11:59] Well
our people will be able to enjoy richer lives,
[12:02] Well
and it will ensure the Baumeister
family advances, too!
[12:07] Kurt
So?
[12:08] Well
All of the land that father actually
controls would still pass on to you,
[12:15] Well
so you wouldn't see any change
to your current lifestyle.
[12:18] Well
In return...
SIGN Great Rieg Mountains
SIGN Baumeister Knightdom
SIGN Undeveloped Land
SIGN Dukedom of
Bleichröder
SIGN Breichburg
SIGN Great Rieg Mountains
SIGN Baumeister Knightdom
SIGN Undeveloped Land
SIGN Southern Coast
[12:21] Well
I would take over the undeveloped land.
SIGN The Kingdom of Helmut
SIGN Dukedom of
Blois
SIGN Dukedom of
Bleichröder
[12:25] Kurt
I see.
[12:26] Kurt
I understand all too well now.
[12:28] Kurt
That snake's tongue is how you
climbed to your current position.
[12:33] Kurt
But I won't be swindled!
[12:35] Kurt
That's how you'll steadily
steal away my authority,
[12:37] ---
eventually becoming the lord yourself!
[12:39] Well
No, I won't!
[12:40] Well
At this rate, there will be
a rebellion in this land,
[12:43] Well
and both you and your family will—
[12:45] Kurt
Silence!
[12:52] Kurt
You annoy me!
[12:54] Kurt
Leave here at once, you thief!
[13:13] Well
To be honest, I suspected this might happen.
[13:18] Well
That was the proposal
[13:21] Well
that would avoid hurting anyone,
but it wouldn't make Brother Kurt,
[13:24] Well
the villagers, the palace,
or anyone else happy.
[13:29] Well
I don't know what else to do.
[13:34] Amalie
I don't care what anyone else may think,
[13:38] Amalie
so long as I can protect my children.
[13:42] Amalie
Even now, I'm having them get close to you
[13:45] ---
and appeal to your emotions so that
they won't lose their noble status.
[13:52] Amalie
Some people might call that devious, I'm sure.
[13:56] Well
No way.
[13:58] Amalie
Even if they do, that's fine.
[14:02] Amalie
Because that's what I'm prepared
to face as their mother.
[14:08] Well
Prepared...
[14:11] Amalie
I'm sorry for taking up your time.
[14:15] ---
Let's take this back and show it to Mom.
[14:18] ---
Yeah!
[14:19] Kid
I bet she'll like it.
[14:23] Amalie
Oh, how pretty.
[14:27] Kid
Look at this, Mom!
[14:32] Kid
Isn't it pretty?
[14:41] Louise
No! You can't eat them!
[14:44] Wilma
Eggs, eggs, eggs...
[14:46] Er
My arms are killing me...
[14:48] Er
Iina, switch with me!
[14:50] Iina
Hey, Well's using magic! Cheater!
[14:53] Well
Come on, everyone, add the oil.
[15:01] Well
Hey, so listen...
[15:04] Well
I'm planning to become the lord of this land.
[15:13] Well
I'm probably going to end
up hurting lots of people,
[15:17] Well
and some will probably hate me.
[15:20] Well
But this time, I'm prepared to face that.
[15:25] Well
I'm not going to follow the
royal palace's script, though.
[15:30] Well
I'm not going to let anyone die.
[15:33] Well
So...
[15:35] Well
I'll need help from all of you.
[15:41] Well
Whoa, whoa, whoa! You're adding too much oil!
[15:46] Er
It's separating again!
[15:48] ---
What are you doing?!
[15:49] Louise
Hey! I told you, you can't eat it!
[15:52] Wilma
So good!
[15:56] Elise
Wendelin.
[16:00] Elise
We're always on your side.
[16:14] Well
Come, come!
[16:15] Well
We have the magic seasoning that goes with
[16:18] ---
vegetables, bread, meat,
and everything else: mayonnaise!
[16:23] Villager
Oh, my, this is good!
[16:26] Villager
Give me some!
[16:27] Villager
Me, too!
[16:28] Louise
Here you go! All the latest
clothing from the capital!
[16:31] Louise
First come, first served!
[16:34] Iina
These are all items made by
the craftsmen of Breichburg!
[16:39] Er
We have items you can
only find in the capital!
[16:43] Villager
These are good wares.
[16:46] Villager
The stuff in Eckhart's shop
doesn't hold a candle to these.
[16:55] Ingo
It's already been a week since
they opened up their bazaar.
[16:59] Eckhart
Tsk! They've taken all the
customers away from our shops!
[17:04] Dirk
I had no idea the goods in Breichburg
and the capital were that well-made.
[17:09] Ingo
Yeah, at this rate, we're all...
[17:13] Lucas
Um, Sir Kurt?
[17:16] Lucas
In theory...
[17:17] Lucas
What if we just killed that man?
[17:19] Kurt
Are you a fool?!
[17:22] Kurt
We're a facing a magician!
[17:24] Kurt
It's obvious he'd turn the tables on us!
[17:26] Kurt
How could you not even realize that?!
[17:31] Dirk
We might be done for...
[17:55] Eckhart
Sir Kurt!
[18:00] Eckhart
They've betrayed us!
[18:04] Kurt
That damn Wendelin!
[18:05] Kurt
He threatened them with magic?!
[18:08] Eckhart
Uh, actually, he didn't threaten them...
[18:13] Roderich
So you're saying you provided
them all the funds they needed
[18:18] ---
to retrain their crafts here in the capital?
[18:20] Well
Even if they wanted to learn
more about their craft,
[18:24] Well
there's no one to teach them
out there on the outskirts,
[18:26] Well
so they were pleased.
[18:28] Roderich
That's true, if they hone their skills,
they'll be able to find work anywhere.
[18:33] Roderich
They won't have any more
reason to cling to Sir Kurt.
[18:36] Well
And that's how I'll thin the ranks of my
brother's supporters until he's all alone.
[18:42] Roderich
Driving him into a corner with
a bazaar! How like you, my lord!
[18:46] Well
I just hope he really does blow his top over it.
[18:50] Roderich
Here it is.
[18:54] Well
Yeah, this is good.
[18:56] Well
It's spacious, and the kitchen is nice, too.
[18:59] Roderich
I believe this should be enough
for Lady Amalie and her two sons.
[19:04] Well
It'll be hard on her sons,
living away from their homeland.
[19:10] Roderich
It will be better than living in shame.
[19:15] Well
Okay, then we'll have them
live here after the turmoil.
[19:20] Well
What about the other part?
[19:23] Roderich
We'll have Sir Kurt join this institution.
[19:26] Well
I see. A church, huh?
[19:29] Roderich
If we can bring him here
after everything is over,
[19:32] Roderich
even the royal palace will
find it difficult to reach him.
[19:37] Well
The rest depends on my negotiations
with Cardinal Hohenheim.
[19:42] Roderich
But he'll be confined to a life
of repentance and prayer.
[19:47] Roderich
That might be rather harsh for Sir Kurt.
[19:52] Well
Even so, at least he'll still be alive.
[19:57] Well
So, how are things at the mansion? Any changes?
[20:00] Roderich
Well, if I had to say,
[20:03] ---
the number of people who wish to meet
with you has been growing by the day.
[20:07] Well
With me?
[20:09] Well
Oh, they're after the rights
to the undeveloped land.
[20:12] Roderich
It is a project that will
move a lot of money,
[20:14] Roderich
so everyone is desperate to be involved in it.
[20:19] Well
Lord Marshall Edgar and
Lord Commissioner Ruckner
[20:22] ---
have been constantly sounding me out, too.
[20:24] Roderich
Those individuals are already
close to you, my lord,
[20:29] Roderich
so I imagine they're quite pleased,
[20:30] Roderich
but the nobles without much connection
to you are growing incredibly impatient.
[20:42] Ruckner
Take this to him.
[20:43] Adventurer
As you wish.
[20:57] Kurt
Hey! Today's the day of the village meeting!
[21:00] Kurt
Why is nobody here?!
[21:03] Eckhart
Because... they're all with Sir Wendelin.
[21:09] Eckhart
Um, the truth is, Sir Wendelin came to
me the other day with an offer, too.
[21:17] Eckhart
An offer to train in the capital.
[21:20] Kurt
Not you, too...
[21:23] Eckhart
I'm sorry!
[21:43] Adventurer
Do you think you can kill him with that?
[21:48] Kurt
You!
[21:52] Adventurer
This is a magic item known
as the Dragon's Flute.
[21:56] Adventurer
With this, you can be sure to kill him.
E12 - The 8th Son? I Guess That's Not So Bad!
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SIGN The 8th Son?
Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN The 8th Son?
Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN The 8th Son?
Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN The 8th Son?
Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN The 8th Son?
Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN The 8th Son?
Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN The 8th Son?
Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN The 8th Son?
Are You Kidding Me?
[01:31] Kurt
If what you say is true,
[01:34] Kurt
this could possibly kill Wendelin.
[01:37] Kurt
However...
[01:39] Adventurer
Head Auditor Ruckner deeply
regrets providing you
[01:42] ---
with mistaken information before,
so this time...
[01:47] Kurt
So how much do you intend to take?
[01:49] Adventurer
No money will be necessary.
[01:51] Kurt
Huh?!
[01:51] Adventurer
We simply ask that once you become the lord,
[01:54] Adventurer
you show us favor during negotiations for
the interests in the undeveloped lands.
[01:59] Kurt
I see.
[02:00] Kurt
So he wants my cooperation as a
fellow man in a difficult position.
[02:23] Brantag
Here comes that asshole Kurt.
[02:25] Iina
Well, he should have heard that Well was
entering the undeveloped lands by himself.
[02:29] Er
Does this mean that information
actually reached him?
[02:33] Louise
We did go around telling everyone we could.
[02:35] Brantag
Now the plan to make your brother
blow up is entering its final stages.
[02:41] Er
But the man that approached
him already left, right?
[02:45] Louise
I was convinced that he was going
to bring an assassin with him.
[02:49] Well
But he's coming by himself.
[02:51] Brantag
Which probably means he's found
some chance of beating you.
[03:11] Well
Brother Kurt, what are you doing here?
[03:14] Kurt
Cut the act.
[03:16] Kurt
They're here, right?
[03:17] Well
Grk!
[03:18] Kurt
Come out, you damned retainers!
[03:20] Kurt
I know you're there!
[03:31] Kurt
Wendelin... you certainly are amazing.
[03:34] Well
Huh?
[03:35] Kurt
You've defeated a dragon,
[03:37] Kurt
you've been showered with
praise as a great magician,
[03:40] Kurt
and now you're attempting to
become the next lord of this land.
[03:45] Kurt
But still...
[03:47] Kurt
You're the eighth son, not the eldest!
[03:50] Kurt
Don't move!
[03:52] Kurt
If you move, I'll blow this Dragon's Flute!
[03:55] Brantag
What?! How did you...
[03:58] Kurt
I suppose a veteran magician
like you would know of it.
[04:03] Brantag
This is my first time seeing
the real thing, though.
[04:06] Well
Brantag?
[04:08] Brantag
The Dragon's Flute is a magic item
uncovered from ancient ruins.
[04:12] Brantag
You can summon dragons by blowing on it.
[04:16] Iina
But we've faced dragons before.
[04:18] Brantag
Not en masse.
[04:20] Brantag
Every single one in the Great
Rieg Mountains will rush down here.
[04:23] Brantag
Even the boy's magic power
won't last if that happens.
[04:28] Kurt
I guess even the heroic Dragon Slayer
can't prevail against sheer numbers.
[04:33] Er
What the hell are you laughing about?!
[04:35] Er
If you do that, you won't be safe, either!
[04:37] Kurt
Come now, are you an idiot?
[04:40] Kurt
Do you think I'd ever use a magic item that
would cause its user to be attacked, too?
[04:44] Elise
But if that many dragons come,
the people here will suffer!
[04:48] Kurt
Those bastards betrayed me!
[04:50] Kurt
They should reap what they sow!
[04:52] Well
B-B-But your family would die, too!
[04:54] Kurt
I can just start a new family!
[04:58] Well
What are you saying?
[04:59] Kurt
Listen to me. I'm going to steal your assets,
[05:02] Kurt
make the development happen,
[05:04] Kurt
and become an even greater hero than
you in these undeveloped lands!
[05:07] Kurt
Once I've done that, women will
flock to me on their own.
[05:10] Kurt
So long as I have another son
after that, all will be as it was.
[05:14] Well
My stupid brother...
[05:15] Kurt
Don't move! I'll blow it!
[05:22] Kurt
That's it! That's what I wanted to see!
[05:25] Kurt
The thing I've always hated the most was
that condescending attitude of yours!
[05:30] Kurt
I've always wanted to ruin
that look on your face!
[05:34] Kurt
Ah, finally!
[05:41] Kurt
Wendelin, just remember this.
[05:44] Kurt
The deaths of our people, of Amalie,
and of all your precious comrades,
[05:50] Kurt
are all your fault!
[06:00] Kurt
Looks like this flute, at least, is on my side.
[06:04] Kurt
It's my victory in the end!
[06:06] Kurt
Die, Wendelin!
[06:26] Well
What are you doing?!
[06:28] Wilma
No!
[06:29] Wilma
I have a really bad feeling about this.
[06:32] Elise
That's malice.
[06:35] Er
Huh? I thought it was going to call dragons?
[06:39] Brantag
I thought something was off.
[06:41] Brantag
The Dragon's Flute is a legendary magic item.
[06:45] Brantag
It's not something so easily obtained.
[06:48] Well
Then Brother Kurt was deceived?
[06:51] Brantag
Most likely, that's the Flute of Malice.
[06:54] Brantag
Once you blow it,
[06:56] Brantag
it draws in malice from the surroundings
so you can defeat your enemy,
[06:59] Brantag
eventually turning you into an
undead, and with that power...
[07:03] Well
Wait a second! It turns its user into an undead?
[07:06] Elise
Those who come in contact with
malice will perish. Which means...
[07:11] Well
No way...
[07:14] Kurt
Why?!
[07:16] Kurt
Why don't things ever go as planned?
[07:18] Kurt
Why won't anybody listen to me, the eldest son?!
[07:22] Kurt
They all play me for a damn fool!
[07:24] Kurt
They mock me, the eldest son!
[07:27] Kurt
They'll pay for that! They'll pay!
[07:29] Kurt
So help me, they will pay for doing that to me!
[07:48] Brantag
Boy, use your holy magic!
[07:51] Brantag
What's the matter?! He's already dead!
[07:54] Well
Brother...
[08:02] Elise
I'll purify him!
[08:12] Brantag
There's too much malice.
[08:14] Brantag
At this rate, everyone will...
[08:17] Elise
I won't let...
[08:18] Elise
anyone else...
[08:26] Well
Keep it up!
[08:30] Well
Expand the purification magic like
we did in the Enchanted Forest.
[08:34] Elise
But...
[09:31] Dran
My, that's impressive, Head Auditor Ruckner.
[09:35] Dran
To think you would recognize
Sir Roderich as insurance against
[09:39] ---
the failure of Baron Baumeister's assassination.
[09:42] Ruckner
Regardless of what he may want,
he's still my son, after all.
[09:47] Behrens
If you use that connection,
you can eat into the new land interests.
[09:54] Ruckner
Still, I want that country
bumpkin to work hard for me
[09:57] ---
so I can put one over on my brother,
[10:01] Ruckner
but with his abilities...
[10:02] Behrens
He's nothing more than a disposable pawn?
[10:06] Ruckner
There are so many incompetent men
who ride on their status as eldest son.
[10:22] Ruckner
Are you... Kurt?
[10:35] Well
I see. So the one who gave
that flute to Brother Kurt was...
[10:39] Roderich
As a result, he and twelve
other nobles of the robe,
[10:43] ---
along with their relatives,
lost their lives in that incident.
[10:47] Roderich
What a villain.
[10:50] Roderich
By the way, the malice
believed to have been Kurt
[10:53] ---
has already been purified by the priests.
[10:55] Roderich
They're still investigating the cause,
[10:57] Roderich
but it's believed that a fragment
of the malice you purified
[11:00] ---
was guided here by his hatred.
[11:05] Roderich
I also have one other thing to report.
[11:09] Roderich
Rumors have been spreading
around the capital that
[11:13] ---
the one behind this incident was Sir Kurt.
[11:15] Roderich
I know you had planned for Lady Amalie
and her children to live here, but...
[11:21] Well
I see. They'd be the family of a criminal.
[11:25] Roderich
So even if they were to move here,
[11:26] Roderich
they would find it even more
uncomfortable than their home.
[11:30] Roderich
I think it would be a struggle
for them to live in the capital.
[11:39] Armstrong
So where did they end up?
[11:42] Brantag
They're living in hiding with the second son.
[11:48] Well
But some of the people
still view them with hostility
[11:50] ---
because they're Brother Kurt's family,
[11:53] Well
so they can hardly even go outside.
[11:55] Brantag
Hey, want a drink? It's mead.
[11:57] Well
People keep calling me the heroic
Dragon Slayer and putting me on a pedestal,
[12:01] Well
but this is the real truth.
[12:05] Well
I couldn't save a single person.
[12:08] Brantag
What could you have done?
[12:09] Brantag
It's the Flute of Malice.
No one could've seen that coming.
[12:13] Armstrong
Speaking of which, we tried to
determine how he obtained that flute,
[12:16] Armstrong
but none of our searches
are turning up solid leads.
[12:20] Brantag
Maybe that was all a part
of the palace's plot, too.
[12:25] Well
I'm so sick of all that nonsense.
[12:27] Well
Everyone's sneaking around behind my back,
[12:29] Well
and I have no idea who's plotting what,
[12:32] Well
or what they're after...
[12:33] Well
It just never ends.
[12:36] Well
Yet despite all that, they keep all
the crucial details hidden in shadow
[12:38] ---
and never take any responsibility.
[12:41] Well
What is wrong with these nobles?
[12:45] Brantag
You know, boy, I've had
this thought for a while,
[12:49] Brantag
but every now and then,
you talk like you're not yourself.
[12:53] Well
Huh? I don't think I do that...
[12:58] Brantag
You do.
[12:59] Brantag
Just now, you said all
those things about nobles,
[13:02] Brantag
but take a good look in the mirror.
[13:05] Brantag
You're a noble yourself, remember?
[13:21] Er
This is good!
[13:22] Iina
Which one?
[13:23] Er
This one.
[13:24] Iina
Let me have some!
[13:24] Iina
Yours looks good, Iina!
[13:25] Iina
Wanna try some?
[13:26] ---
Don't mind if do.
[13:27] ---
Hey, let's trade!
[13:28] ---
Sure.
[13:36] Well
Hey, does it feel like I'm barely here?
[13:41] Elise
Barely here?
[13:43] Well
Uh, maybe I'm not saying it right,
[13:46] Well
but does it seem like I'm
out of touch with reality?
[13:49] Well
Or maybe there's a better way to put it...
[13:51] Elise
This might be something different,
[13:54] Elise
but sometimes I do feel anxious.
[13:58] Elise
It feels like you're far away,
even though you're close by.
[14:02] Well
I guess it's because I haven't
accepted this world.
[14:08] Well
I thought I had prepared
myself to face it, though.
[14:22] Well
Elise, I think I'm going to try to
become a proper noble here.
[14:31] Elise
You always did have a habit of saying
[14:34] Elise
you'd do your best, and do it smartly.
[14:40] Elise
You'll be fine.
[14:42] Elise
I'm sure you can become one.
[14:46] King
Wendelin von Benno Baumeister...
[14:49] King
You truly served well in quelling the
incident in the Baumeister Knightdom.
[14:55] King
Therefore, I shall grant you
all the undeveloped land
[14:58] ---
confiscated from the Baumeister Knightdom.
[15:02] Well
I humbly accept.
[15:04] King
However...
[15:05] King
It would be unkind of me to reward your
achievements with land that comes tied
[15:09] ---
with the obligation of laboring to develop it.
[15:11] King
So, Sir Baumeister,
[15:13] King
what would you wish to have for a reward?
[15:17] King
This was proposed to me by
Lord Commissioner Ruckner.
[15:25] Edgar
We did saddle the baron with a great deal
of trouble for his family's mistake.
[15:30] Edgar
It's the least we could do to make up for it.
[15:34] Well
To be honest, there was something
I wished to ask for, too.
[15:38] King
Oh? Let me hear it.
[15:41] Well
I have heard that twelve nobles of the robe
[15:43] ---
perished in the incident
caused by the Flute of Malice,
[15:46] Well
and that many are currently calling upon
the capital, seeking to claim the open titles.
[15:54] Rucker
This is true. Every day, there's a
rabble of self-proclaimed relatives.
[15:59] Hohenheim
There are even some among the late
nobles who lost all of their relatives.
[16:05] Well
So for the sake of developing
the vast, undeveloped lands,
[16:08] Well
I would like to be given the right
to grant two of those open titles.
[16:16] King
The right to grant titles
belongs solely to the king.
[16:20] Edgar
This is insolent, Sir Baumeister!
[16:23] Hohenheim
To think you would treat His Majesty's
consideration with such disdain!
[16:26] Edgar
Granting such a large swath of land to
a mere baron is already unthinkable!
[16:33] Edgar
Asking for the right to grant nobility on
top of that couldn't be more audacious!
[16:38] Hohenheim
Rescind that request, now.
[16:40] Edgar
There's no need to rescind it!
[16:42] Edgar
Your Majesty, please forgive me, but I must say...
[16:47] Edgar
Granting Sir Baumeister only a
portion of those undeveloped lands
[16:50] ---
and granting the rest to someone more
experienced in managing a domain
[16:54] ---
would be of greater benefit to our kingdom.
[16:55] Ruckner
But Sir Baumeister's magic
is necessary to develop it.
[16:59] Edgar
How about Baron Mark?
[17:01] Edgar
He may not be able to use magic,
[17:02] Edgar
but he's the greatest
developer in the kingdom.
[17:06] Ruckner
Hold on.
[17:07] Ruckner
That man is one of your
close relations, Sir Edgar.
[17:11] Edgar
You always focus too much on such details!
[17:14] Bleichröder
Gentlemen, you stand before our king.
[17:20] Bleichröder
Besides, if memory serves,
[17:22] Bleichröder
there have been past cases where the right
to grant titles was bestowed on another.
[17:26] Hohenheim
Those were all cases with
pressing reasons to do so.
[17:29] Bleichröder
So the idea should at least be considered.
[17:33] Edgar
You are Sir Baumeister's lord.
[17:36] Edgar
You only say such things because you
hope to expand your own faction!
[17:40] Bleichröder
I do not!
[17:41] Bleichröder
I am simply thinking of our kingdom.
[17:43] Hohenheim
We are also thinking of the kingdom.
[17:46] Bleichröder
Is that truly so?
[17:48] Edgar
What insolence is this?!
[17:53] Armstrong
Be silent!
[17:57] Armstrong
Sir Baumeister, rescind your request.
[18:00] Well
Magician, please listen—
[18:02] Armstrong
Can you not see what you've done?!
[18:04] Armstrong
Your reckless actions have upset
the order of the royal palace!
[18:09] Armstrong
You lack a noble's decorum, Sir Baumeister!
[18:17] Armstrong
Your Majesty, if I may.
[18:19] Armstrong
As Lord Marshall Edgar proposed,
[18:22] Armstrong
could we not grant Sir Baumeister a portion
of the undeveloped land he's due to receive,
[18:25] Armstrong
and place the remainder under my care?
[18:29] Armstrong
I will develop it myself.
[18:32] Ruckner
True, a magician as great as you could...
[18:36] King
Everyone!
[18:42] King
Magician Armstrong,
[18:44] King
you are needed here in the capital.
[18:46] Armstrong
But great magic power is needed
to develop those lands!
[18:50] King
Which is why we shall have
Sir Baumeister develop them.
[18:55] King
Development of those undeveloped lands
is our kingdom's greatest priority.
[18:59] King
We need him to put his fullest effort into it.
[19:02] King
So if this will secure that...
[19:05] Bleichröder
Then you'll bestow the right to grant titles?
[19:11] Well
Gulp!
[19:18] King
Sir Baumeister, raise your head.
[19:22] King
As you wish, I shall bestow upon
you the right to grant two titles.
[19:27] Well
I thank you for your generosity.
[19:31] King
You're starting to look like a real noble now.
[19:36] King
In addition, I, Helmut XXXVII,
King of Helmut Kingdom,
[19:42] King
hereby grant thee,
Wendelin von Benno Baumeister,
[19:45] King
the fifth rank and title of Count
to develop those lands.
[19:52] Ruckner
He jumped straight past viscount to count?!
[19:59] Well
My sword shall be wielded for Your Majesty,
[20:00] Well
for our kingdom,
[20:02] Well
and for our people.
[20:13] King
That man has grown quite clever.
[20:17] Armstrong
Clever?
[20:19] King
Everyone performed well except you.
[20:23] King
You should practice your acting.
[20:28] Armstrong
That so?
[20:30] Armstrong
I think I'll refrain.
[20:36] Well
Once those children come of age,
[20:38] ---
I plan to grant them the titles I hold.
[20:42] Well
If they don't need them,
they're welcome to turn them down.
[20:48] Well
Now, if you'll excuse me.
[20:51] Amalie
Sir Wendelin...
[20:56] Amalie
My husband's death was one he chose himself.
[21:01] Amalie
I'm sure my boys will understand that one day.
[21:11] Amalie
Thank you, Well.
SIGN Entry Forbidden
SIGN Count Baumeister
SIGN Entry Forbidden
SIGN Count Baumeister
[21:19] Roderich
All right, everyone! Get to work!
[21:22] G
Yeah!
[21:29] Erwin
Your magic is so useful, Well.
[21:32] Erwin
You flattened everything in an instant.
[21:37] Well
I'll be heading back now, Roderich.
[21:40] R
One moment, my lord.
[21:42] R
Can you take care of that area next?
[21:45] Well
Uh, what's going up over here?
[21:48] Roderich
A church.
[21:49] Roderich
The one sponsored by Cardinal Hohenheim.
[21:52] Well
And the others?
[21:54] Roderich
Over there is for Lord Commissioner Ruckner,
[21:57] Roderich
beside it is for Lord Marshall Edgar,
[21:59] Roderich
behind those are the facilities
for Duke Bleichröder...
[22:03] Er
Wow, they're getting in
deep for those interests.
[22:06] Well
I am indebted to them for securing
me the right to grant titles...
[22:10] Well
Though, here, there won't
be any of that butting in.
SIGN Count Baumeister's Personal Miso & Soy Sauce Workshop
[22:16] Elise
Wendelin, I've finished preparing the tea.
[22:20] Well
Oh, I'm not finished yet.
[22:22] Louise
Well!
[22:23] Louise
Did you forget today's one of our training days?
[22:29] Armstrong
We made a deal the other day that you'd
train four days a week in return for my help.
[22:36] Wilma
Well, I went into the Enchanted Forest
and brought this back!
[22:39] Wilma
Banana, banana, banana, banana!
[22:41] Brantag
Everything in there is huge.
[22:43] ---
Ba-ba-banana! Bananana! Banana, banana!
[22:44] Iina
Hey, Well, my spear broke and I'd
like to get it fixed in the capital.
[22:48] ---
Chocolate-covered banana!
Chocolate, chocolate-covered banana!
[22:49] Iina
Could you teleport me there?
[22:51] ---
Chocolate-covered banana!
[22:51] Er
Hey, shouldn't you prepare the land first?
[22:55] Louise
Hold on, hold on! Don't leave
me alone with this magician!
[22:59] Wilma
Well, make chocolate-covered bananas!
[23:01] Well
W-W-Wait... just a choco-pickin' minute!
[23:07] Iina
Hey, help me out!
[23:08] Well
No, I—
[23:08] Louise
Don't leave me hanging!
[23:09] Iina
Hey, hurry up!
[23:10] Er
Hey!
[23:10] Well
What am I supposed to do here?!
[23:12] ---
Prepare the—
[23:19] Well
Pork ribs fried in miso,
along with white radish sprouts...
[23:24] Well
Time to eat up.
[23:25] All
Let's eat!
[23:29] Er
Man, this is so good!
[23:31] Iina
You're right, these are great together.
[23:31] Er
This is good! So good, so good!
[23:34] Well
So good!
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I Guess That's Not So Bad!
SIGN The 8th Son?
I Guess That's Not So Bad!
SIGN The 8th Son?
I Guess That's Not So Bad!
SIGN The 8th Son?
I Guess That's Not So Bad!
SIGN The 8th Son?
I Guess That's Not So Bad!
SIGN The 8th Son?
I Guess That's Not So Bad!
SIGN The 8th Son?
I Guess That's Not So Bad!
SIGN The 8th Son?
I Guess That's Not So Bad!