The 8th son? Are you kidding me?

Ichinomiya Shingo, an everyday twenty-five-year-old office worker, wakes up as Wendelin, the 8th son of an impoverished noble family out in the sticks. He soon despairs at his lack of succession rights and knowledge to navigate the political world, but finds hope in his aptitude for magic. This is the story of that young man earning his keep and his freedom through magic, with no world saving involved, and spending quite a while escaping his solitude. Ultimately, it is also the story of him being unable to escape the shackles of society.

Season 1

Season 1

E1 - The 8th Son? Are You Kidding Me?

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[00:00] A
    
[01:05] Roderich
    All right, everyone! Get to work!
[01:08] G
    Yeah!
[01:15] Erwin
    Your magic is so useful, Well.
[01:18] Erwin
    You flattened everything in an instant.
[01:22] G
    Man, I can't believe the count's magic
    is actually being used for development.
[01:31] Well
    I'll be heading back now, Roderich.
[01:34] R
    One moment, milord.
[01:37] R
    Can you take care of that area next?
[02:02] Well
    I'm back.
[02:04] Iina/Louise/Wilma
    Welcome home!
[02:07] Elise
    Welcome home.
[02:09] W
    Thanks, Elise.
[02:17] W
    Hup.
[02:20] E
    Here you go.
[02:22] W
    Thank you.
[02:25] E
    You seem tired.
[02:28] W
    Yeah. He ran me into the ground again today.
[02:33] Iina
    Your relationship with him is really topsy-turvy.
[02:36] Louise
    It's like Roderich's your boss.
[02:40] Wilma
    Like you're his slave, Lord Well.
[02:43] W
    To be fair, no matter how far I go,
[02:46] W
    I'm a white-collar office worker at heart.
[02:50] E
    "White-collar"?
[02:55] W
    Anyway, I'm gonna go get changed.
[03:12] W
    It's not so easy to change, huh?
[03:16] W
    Even though it was ten years ago...
[03:19] W
    that I was an office worker.
[03:25] Shingo
    I'm home.
[03:42] Shingo
    No! Gotta wake up!
[03:50] Zoji
    Quick Cooking Mode activated.
[03:50] Sign
    White Rice Brown Rice
[03:50] Sign
    Quick Cooking
[03:50] Sign
    24 Minutes Left
[03:52] Zoji
    Rice will be ready in 24 minutes.
[04:21] Shin
    A midnight one-soup, three-dish dinner:
    miso-fried pork ribs version.
[04:27] Shin
    Now just add the radish sprouts...
[04:29] ---
    White Rice Brown Rice
[04:29] ---
    Quick Cooking
[04:29] ---
    2 Minutes Left
[04:57] W
    Huh? Where are the pork ribs?
[05:29] W
    Wait, am I overseas?
[05:32] Artur
    Now that I've finally seen my successor wed,
[05:37] Artur
    I can retire without worry.
[05:37] W
    But they're speaking Japanese.
[05:40] Kurt
    Father, please stop joking.
[05:48] W
    Boy, this is one realistic dream.
[05:53] W
    Okay.
[05:55] W
    time to go back to my pork ribs.
[06:02] A
    What do you think you're doing?
[06:05] A
    Wake up!
[06:09] A
    Come, you must greet everyone.
[06:14] W
    But my pork ribs...
[06:16] A
    Sorry to have kept you waiting.
[06:18] A
    This is my youngest son.
[06:22] W
    Is this real life?
[06:24] A
    What are you saying?
[06:27] A
    Now, introduce yourself. You can do that, yes?
[06:30] W
    Intro... Introduce myself?!
[06:36] W
    U-Uh...
[06:42] W
    Er...
[06:44] A
    What's wrong?
[06:48] Erich
    It's good to finally see you all again.
[06:51] G
    Oh, Erich?
[06:53] G
    How you've grown.
[06:55] E
    We're very grateful that you took
    the time to come all the way
[06:59] E
    for my eldest brother Kurt's wedding.
[07:03] E
    Allow my younger brother,
    Wendelin von Benno Baumeister,
[07:07] E
    and I to express our most profound thanks.
[07:11] W
    Was that my name?
[07:13] Amalie
    Wendelin?
[07:15] Amalie
    Can I call you Well, then?
[07:19] W
    Well? Y-Yes, of course.
[07:24] E
    Here.
[07:26] W
    Thanks.
[07:27] E
    Did your mind go blank when you
     found yourself surrounded by adults?
[07:31] W
    Uh, what's happening today?
[07:35] E
    Ah, I suppose it's a little
    complicated for a five-year-old.
[07:38] E
    Today is Brother Kurt's wedding.
[07:42] E
    The bride is Amalie, the second
    daughter of Sir Mainbach.
[07:47] E
    Father was having trouble
     finding a partner for him.
[07:51] E
    He must be relieved that a noble's
    daughter has married into the family.
[07:55] W
    A noble?
[08:02] W
    Hey, if a noble's daughter
    is marrying into our family,
[08:06] W
    are we by any chance nobles, too?
[08:10] E
    "By any chance"? I suppose
    I can see why you'd be doubtful.
[08:14] E
    But we Baumeisters are genuine nobility, too.
[08:22] W
    Nobility...
[08:26] G
    One more time!
[08:28] W
    Who could ever see this coming?
SIGN    From Duke Bleichröder
[08:40] W
    But I can understand the language, at least.
[08:44] W
    If we can throw such a lavish ceremony,
[08:47] W
    we must rank pretty high up.
[08:52] W
    And if I'm the third son of this family,
[08:55] W
    I don't have to worry about starving!
[09:07] W
    Noble food is so yummy!
[09:41] W
    This is so dry...
[09:49] W
    And this soup is basically just water.
[10:07] A
    What's wrong, Wendelin?
[10:09] W
    Nothing.
[10:12] A
    You can't have more soup, okay?
[10:15] W
    Um, where's Brother Erich?
[10:18] Johanna
    He left earlier, saying he was going fishing.
[10:22] E
    "We must rank pretty high up"?
[10:25] E
    Was that some kind of joke?
[10:27] W
    But we threw such a glittering
    party last night.
[10:31] E
    Well, yeah.
[10:32] E
    We can't be cheapskates with invited guests,
     even as poor as we are.
[10:38] W
    Poor?
[10:39] E
    You could say it was a show of noble pride.
[10:54] W
    Th-Then what about the noble fo—I mean, dinner?
[10:59] E
    A special menu for the wedding, of course.
[11:03] E
    But we're back to brown bread
    and light soup starting today.
[11:06] W
    No way...
[11:09] W
    But even if we're poor, we're still nobility.
[11:11] W
    There's Brother Kurt, Brother Erich...
[11:14] W
    And I'm the third son,
    so I should get some benefits, at least.
[11:18] E
    Oh, how did the hunt go, Brother Helmut?
[11:21] Helmut
    No good.
[11:23] Helmut
    I couldn't catch a thing.
[11:26] W
    Brother Helmut?
[11:28] W
    Then I'm the...
[11:30] Paul
    Horohoro really are hard to shoot down.
[11:33] E
    Even for you, Brother Paul?
[11:35] W
    Brother Paul?
[11:37] Hermann
    The horohoro served at the wedding was so good.
[11:41] Paul
    Yeah, I saw you eating
    one whole, Brother Hermann.
[11:45] W
    Brother Hermann?!
[11:49] E
    Speaking of the wedding,
    Walter and Karl didn't show up.
[11:52] Herm
    It's understandable.
    Even if they are our brothers...
[11:56] W
    Brothers?
[11:57] E
    Did you forget them?
[11:59] E
    They're your half-brothers.
[12:02] W
    Brother Walter and Brother Karl?
[12:06] W
    Which means... We're poor nobles, and I'm...
[12:08] W
    The 8th son? Are you kidding me?!
SIGN    "The 8th Son? Are You Kidding Me?"
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SIGN    The Kingdom of Helmut
[13:44] W
    So this is the kingdom I live in.
SIGN    Capital
     Stadtburg
[13:48] W
    Uh, this is the capital, Stadtburg,
[13:51] W
    and its population is one million,
    the highest in the kingdom.
[13:55] W
    South of it is the Dukedom of Bleichröder,
SIGN    Dukedom of
     Bleichröder
SIGN    Breichburg
SIGN    Minor Lords
     Mixed Domain
[14:01] W
    where the biggest mercantile center
    in the south, Breichburg, is.
[14:06] W
    Its population is two hundred thousand.
[14:09] W
    And when you go even farther south
SIGN    Great Rieg Mountains
[14:13] W
    and cross this huge mountain range,
[14:17] W
    you find the back country I am
    in now, the Baumeister Knightdom.
[14:28] W
    Population... eight hundred.
[14:34] W
    I'm the eighth son of a poor noble
     family that lives out in the sticks.
[14:41] W
    My life...
[14:45] W
    is so screwed!
[14:47] E
    We'll be going, then.
[14:52] J
    Please take care of yourself.
[14:56] E
    I will. You take care too, Mother.
[14:59] W
    Hey, where are you all going?
[15:02] E
    Huh? Didn't we tell you?
[15:04] E
    We agreed to leave once
    Brother Kurt got married.
[15:10] Hel
    You can stay since you're just a kid,
[15:13] Hel
    but we've long since reached adulthood.
[15:16] W
    But you could inherit the lands here!
[15:19] P
    You think poor nobles like us could
    afford to divide up our land?
[15:23] P
    It's all going to Brother Kurt.
[15:26] Hel
    We're giving up our succession rights for
    a monetary settlement and leaving home.
[15:31] Hel
    That very moment, we cease to be nobles.
[15:34] W
    Cease to be nobles?
[15:37] W
    Then how are we supposed to live?
[15:40] Hel
    Well, Brother Hermann is the second son,
[15:43] Hel
    so he married into the branch family,
     in case anything happened to Brother Kurt.
[15:48] Hel
    But we'll have to find our own
    path in life at the capital.
[15:52] P
    We can learn to read and write, and take
    exams to be soldiers or lower management,
[15:57] P
    or look to be adventurers.
[15:59] P
    It all comes down to our skills.
[16:05] E
    If you keep goofing off,
    you'll regret it later, okay?
[16:15] J
    Goodbye.
[16:16] Bro
    Bye!
[16:18] J
    Take care!
SIGN    Poems of Love
    Volume Eight
[16:36] W
    Volume Eight of Count
    Salmon's
Poems of Love?*
[16:39] W
    Don't we have any useful books?
SIGN    Magical Aptitude Crystal Ball Instruction Manual
[16:52] W
    "This crystal ball can measure
    your aptitude for magic."
[16:58] W
    Magic? You can't be serious.
[17:06] W
    "Everyone possesses mana,
[17:09] W
    but it's said that only one in thousands
    has enough mana to cast magic spells.
[17:15] W
    Such people are extremely rare."
[17:18] W
    I knew it. I can see the "you can't
    use magic" punchline already.
[17:30] W
    "Magical aptitude isn't hereditary.
[17:34] W
    Everyone has an equal chance of possessing
    the talent to be a great magician.
[17:41] W
    Please see for yourself if you do."
[17:44] W
    Who would believe this nonsense?
[17:52] W
    "If you have a talent for magic,
[17:55] W
    you'll be able to shine in many fields."
[18:04] W
    Hey, worth a try.
[18:24] W
    Not like I'd fall for this crap, anyway.
[18:27] W
    Off we...
[18:41] W
    "If the crystal ball shines like a rainbow,
    you have a high aptitude for magic,
[18:46] W
    in which case we recommend learning
    magic through specialized guides.
SIGN    Fin
[18:54] W
    Fin."
[18:57] W
    Huh?
[18:58] W
    That's it?!
[19:00] W
    I need a guidebook!
[19:01] W
    Magic, magic!
[19:03] W
    Magic, magic, magic...
SIGN    Baron Montbell's
     Debauchery
     Chronicles
[19:06] W
    "Baron Montbell's Debauchery Chronicles."
SIGN    Count Larwen's Relaxed Tourism Guide
[19:09] W
    "Count Larwen's Relaxed Tourism Guide."
[19:13] W
    Volume twenty-three of
    Count Salmon's Poems of Love.
SIGN    Poems of Love
    Volume Twenty Three
[19:18] W
    There's nothing.
[19:21] A
    Oh, there you are, Wendelin.
[19:23] W
    Father, do we have any other books?
[19:27] A
    Nope. I can't read.
[19:31] A
    Anyway, could you go to the
    forest and pick up firewood?
[19:44] W
    Come forth, fire!
[19:45] W
    Roar, lightning!
[19:48] W
    Healing Clinic!
[19:52] W
    I have no idea how to activate magic.
[19:57] Alfred
    That was you earlier, wasn't it?
[20:01] Alfred
    I've finally found a person
    on the same wavelength as myself.
[20:08] Alfred
    Say, what is your name? Tell me.
[20:14] Alfred
    I'm sorry. I scared you, didn't I?
[20:20] Alfred
    There's no need to be afraid of me.
[20:25] Alfred
    I am a magician.
[20:28] W
    A magician...
[20:51] W
    It spotted us!
[21:13] A
    You must picture it...
[21:17] A
    Your own wind magic.
[21:18] W
    Magic?! Hey, don't just spring that on me!
[21:22] A
    First, accept the mana within you.
[21:28] A
    And then, make it circulate
    through your body.
[21:31] W
    What are you talking about?!
[21:44] W
    D-Did I just...
[21:46] A
    Congratulations. You just
    used your first magic spell.
[22:04] A
    I am a former court magician
    of the Dukedom of Bleichröder,
[22:09] A
    Alfred Rainford.
[22:11] A
    Rest assured...
[22:13] A
    You will become a magician
    far greater than I.

Season 1

E2 - A Succession Dispute? Are You Kidding Me?

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[00:00] A
    
[00:00] J
    
[00:07] W
    Is this the post-meal...
[00:10] W
    water?
[00:11] J
    What are you saying?
[00:13] J
    It's mate.
[00:19] W
    What a difference.
[00:35] (Flashback) Al
    You see...
[00:42] (Flashback) Al
    I want to pass my magic on to you.
[00:45] (Flashback) W
    What?
[00:46] (Flashback) ---
    You'll teach me magic?
[00:49] (Flashback) Al
    Yes.
[00:55] (Flashback) W
    But why?
[00:57] (Flashback) W
    I don't have any money, you know?
[01:03] (Flashback) Al
    I don't want money.
[01:09] (Flashback) Al
    I just...
[01:28] (Flashback) Al
    I just want a disciple.
[01:33] (Flashback) W
    Anyway, I'll do anything if I can learn magic!
[01:36] (Flashback) W
    Please teach me, master!
[01:42] (Flashback) Al
    Then we begin training tomorrow.
[01:45] (Flashback) Al
    Oh, right.
[01:46] (Flashback) Al
    Keep the magic thing between us.
[01:50] (Flashback) W
    I have to keep it secret?
[01:53] (Flashback) Al
    If people find out you can use magic,
[01:55] (Flashback) Al
    some retainers or subjects might say
    you should be the next lord instead,
[02:00] (Flashback) Al
    leading to a succession dispute.
[02:03] (Flashback) W
    Me? The next lord?
[02:05] (Flashback) W
    But I'm the eighth son.
[02:13] (Flashback) Al
    Well...
[02:16] (Flashback) Al
    Magicians hold more power than you think.
[02:21] (Flashback) Al
    You could become the rightful successor
    and next lord in a heartbeat.
[02:30] (Flashback) W
    Me? Really?
[02:33] Al
    That said, a succession dispute is
    too dangerous for a child like you.
[02:38] Al
    For now, I think it'll be better
    if nobody finds out.
[02:43] K
    What? You can't have any more bread, okay?
[02:48] W
    I see.
[02:50] ---
    I can become the lord, huh?
[02:53] W
    So bland!
SIGN    The 8th Son?
     Are You Kidding Me?
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     Are You Kidding Me?
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     Are You Kidding Me?
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     Are You Kidding Me?
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     Are You Kidding Me?
[04:27] Al
    Let's start with matching capacities.
SIGN     Episode 2
    "A Succession Dispute? Are You Kidding Me?"
[04:30] W
    Matching what?
[04:31] Al
    A training method where one can match their
[04:35] ---
    mana capacity to someone who has more.
[04:38] W
    You mean my capacity will
    become the same as yours?
[04:41] Al
    Yes.
[04:42] Al
    Hold out your hands.
[04:47] W
    You have cold hands.
[04:52] Al
    Listen, Well.
[04:53] Al
    Picture mana circulating through both our
    bodies over this circuit we've formed.
[05:00] W
    Circulate mana...
[05:03] W
    Circulate mana...
[05:05] W
    Circulate mana...
[05:16] W
    This is...
[05:18] ---
    your mana?
[05:23] Al
    I was right about you.
[05:27] Al
    A person's maximum mana capacity
    is determined at birth.
[05:31] Al
    It doesn't increase any further.
[05:34] Al
    So I was thinking that maybe you
    wouldn't be able to reach my capacity,
[05:40] Al
    but you matched... and even surpassed it.
[05:43] Al
    We didn't even hit your maximum mana capacity.
[05:54] K
    What's the matter, Father?
[05:57] Ar
    You see, the crystal ball
[05:59] Ar
    was up here before, I'm sure.
[06:03] Ar
    Who moved it?
[06:08] Ar
    Was it Wendelin?
[06:10] Ar
    Was he hoping that he had
    an aptitude for magic?
[06:16] K
    He probably despaired at his mediocre self
[06:19] K
    and cried his heart out.
[06:31] Al
    That's a nice magic spell.
[06:33] Al
    I can't believe you learned
    advanced magic in just a few days.
[06:37] W
    It's all thanks to you.
[06:39] W
    If I were training alone,
[06:41] ---
    I don't know if I'd have even learned
    how to use basic magic yet.
[06:43] W
    Uh...
[06:44] W
    What's with the basket?
[06:46] Al
    Oh, it's mountain vegetables.
[06:49] Al
    You told your family you were
    going out to find food, right?
[06:54] Al
    This will help you avoid any suspicion.
[06:58] J
    Look, Amalie!
[07:00] J
    We have so many ingredients
    for our soup tonight.
[07:02] Am
    It seems Well may have a knack
    for foraging mountain vegetables!
[07:10] Ar
    Hey...
[07:12] Ar
    How did you get this?
[07:14] Ar
    I know it only grows on the other side
    of the river, and there's no bridge across.
[07:19] Ar
    You're only five. How did you get across?
[07:22] Ar
    Did you use magic to fly?
[07:27] Ar
    Of course not!
[07:30] J
    If only...
[07:34] K
    Magic... Surely he couldn't...
[07:42] Al
    Listen.
[07:43] Al
    Tracking magic is an application
    of advanced wind magic.
[07:47] Al
    Sense the vibrations in the
    web of air all around you.
[07:57] W
    Found one!
[08:11] W
    Go!
[08:15] W
    I got it!
[08:17] Al
    Got what?!
[08:24] W
    Grilled bird is so yummy!
[08:25] Al
    The horohoro bird, huh?
[08:27] Al
    What's that?
[08:28] W
    Oh, it's wasabi I found deep
    in the woods the other day.
[08:32] W
    Would you like to try some, Master?
[08:34] ---
    It's good.
[08:36] Al
    I'm sure it is, if you're recommending it.
[08:40] Al
    Do I use it like this?
[08:46] Al
    Yes, this is great!
[08:52] Al
    Well, can I say something?
[08:55] W
    G-Go ahead.
[08:56] Al
    Don't go too deep into the woods.
[08:59] W
    Why?
[09:00] Al
    The Enchanted Forest there
    is home to lots of monsters.
[09:04] W
    Monsters?!
[09:05] Al
    Savage beasts that ordinary
    humans are no match for.
[09:10] W
    I nearly lost my life getting wasabi.
[09:14] Al
    May I have more?
[09:18] Al
    That said, an Enchanted Forest
[09:20] Al
    is also home to foodstuffs and
    herbs you won't find elsewhere.
[09:25] Al
    Many people still waltz into
    them looking to get rich quick.
[09:30] W
    And?
[09:34] Al
    They never come back, of course.
[09:42] W
    I feel like Brother Kurt's
    been watching me lately.
[09:51] Al
    He may have realized that you have magic.
[09:57] Al
    He's afraid he'll lose his succession rights.
[10:00] W
    That again?
[10:02] ---
    I don't know what to think
    about becoming a lord.
[10:06] Al
    Don't you want to be the lord?
[10:08] W
    I considered it,
[10:11] W
    but it sounds like a pain in the butt,
    especially if it causes trouble with Brother Kurt.
[10:21] Al
    Being the lord sounds like
     a pain in the butt, huh?
[10:25] W
    That said, it's not like I have
    anything else I want to do.
[10:30] Al
    Then how about adventuring?
[10:35] Al
    I think your adaptability makes you an
    ideal candidate to be an adventurer.
[10:40] Al
    And I used to be an adventurer,
    so you can believe me.
[10:44] W
    You did?
[10:46] Al
    You have what it takes to enjoy
    what the wide world has to offer.
[10:49] W
    An adventurer, huh?
[11:02] A
    Please, not yet... I need
    a little more time!
[11:09] Ar
    I see.
[11:10] Ar
    So you want to be an adventurer, Wendelin.
[11:13] K
    Oh?
[11:15] J
    So you wish to go to the Adventurers' Academy?
[11:18] W
    Yes. I'm thinking of enrolling
    once I turn twelve.
[11:22] Am
    But isn't that on the other
    side of the mountains?
[11:25] Ar
    So you'll be leaving the Baumeister domain?
[11:32] Ar
    But you see, there's one big problem with that.
[11:36] W
    What is it?
[11:37] Ar
    We don't have enough money to enroll
    you in the Adventurers' Academy.
[11:46] Al
    Listen up.
SIGN    Baumeister Knightdom
SIGN    Great Rieg Mountains
SIGN    Undeveloped Land
[11:47] Al
    This is the Baumeister Knightdom.
[11:50] Al
    And to the north, past the mountains,
SIGN    Dukedom of
     Bleichröder
SIGN    Breichburg
[11:53] Al
    is the Dukedom of Bleichröder
    and Breichburg.
SIGN    Dukedom of
     Bleichröder
SIGN    Breichburg
[11:57] W
    That's the town where the
    Adventurers' Academy is, right?
[12:00] Al
    Yes. It's a mercantile town.
[12:02] Al
    There, even children can join merchant guilds,
[12:05] Al
    and sell what they gather.
[12:08] W
    Then I can earn my tuition that way!
[12:10] Al
    However, Breichburg is quite far away.
[12:14] Al
    You'll need to learn traveling magic, too.
[12:17] W
    And by that, you mean teleporting and stuff?
[12:21] W
    Maybe flying?
[12:23] Al
    Flight magic, yes.
[12:24] Al
    Once you get used to it,
    you can travel at great speeds.
[12:28] Al
    Like so.
[12:45] Al
    Well, this is the wide world that awaits you!
[13:34] Al
    Your training ends tomorrow.
[13:39] W
    Ow...
[13:41] W
    Uh, why end so abruptly?
[13:43] Al
    It's not abrupt.
[13:45] ---
    You'll be fine.
[13:46] W
    But I only just started practicing flight magic.
[13:49] Al
    You have the basics down.
[13:51] W
    But... I can't control it very well yet.
[13:55] Al
    It'll grow stable if you practice every day.
[13:57] W
    But it's only been two weeks since we started...
[14:00] Al
    Well...
[14:14] Ar
    I heard a Whispering Dead
    was spotted in the woods.
[14:20] Am
    Um, what's a Whispering Dead?
[14:23] Ar
    An undead that has retained
    its cognitive powers.
[14:25] ---
    It can even hold conversations.
[14:27] K
    I've heard that they don't look
    very different from humans.
[14:30] Ar
    But they're still corpses.
[14:32] Ar
    Their bodies go cold,
    their senses stop functioning,
[14:36] Ar
    and their skin grows terrifyingly pale.
[14:51] Ar
    And in a few years, they lose their minds
[14:54] Ar
    and become zombies that hunt
    people to sate their hunger.
[15:11] W
    Master...
[15:15] Al
    What brings you here at this hour?
[15:20] W
    Master!
[15:21] ---
    It seems a monster called a Whispering
    Dead has showed up in the woods!
[15:28] W
    It's dangerous here, so come
    to the mansion with me!
[15:36] Al
    Well...
[15:38] W
    Please, master! It's dangerous here!
[15:41] Al
    It's all right. The danger
    you speak of doesn't exist.
[15:44] W
    How do you know?
[15:46] ---
    There's a Whispering Dead here!
[15:49] Al
    So you realized.
[15:53] W
    Let's go. Hurry.
[15:56] Al
    Well, I am the Whispering Dead.
[16:00] W
    No! You aren't dead!
[16:04] W
    You're not...
[16:09] Al
    It happened five years ago.
[16:10] Al
    The previous duke's eldest son
    contracted a deadly illness.
[16:15] Al
    Looking for a panacea that could cure him,
[16:18] Al
    the duke headed to an Enchanted
    Forest to clear it of monsters,
[16:22] Al
    with his court magician, me, in tow.
[16:27] Al
    We had an army of two thousand,
    but the monsters outnumbered us.
[16:32] Al
    No matter how many we killed, they kept coming.
[16:36] Al
    I was forced to fight while
    protecting the duke and the troops.
[16:42] Al
    Soon, my mana ran out, and I was overwhelmed.
[16:51] Al
    But I held a deep regret that
    turned me into a Whispering Dead.
[16:56] Al
    Well, did you know?
[16:59] Al
    When a Whispering Dead's wish
    is fulfilled, they pass on.
[17:04] Al
    And my wish was...
[17:06] Al
    to meet someone I could pass the magic
    I'd learned in my thirty years to.
[17:13] Al
    So when I sensed your presence,
[17:18] Al
    I was overjoyed.
[17:28] Al
    But you were just a five-year-old child.
[17:32] Al
    I thought you might run away if
    I told you I was a Whispering Dead,
[17:36] Al
    so I lied on the spot.
[17:38] Al
    Forgive me.
[17:42] Al
    Say, Well...
[17:43] ---
    I want to confirm that you were
    the person I was seeking.
[17:48] Al
    Could you take my final trial?
[17:52] Al
    Purge me.
[17:56] Al
    I shall now teach you holy magic.
[17:59] Al
    It's used to purge undead like me.
[18:02] Al
    I can't use it anymore,
[18:05] ---
    but I'm sure you'll be able to destroy me.
[18:07] W
    Wait a second!
[18:08] ---
    Are you asking me to destroy you?
[18:11] Al
    Well, it's been five years since
    I became a Whispering Dead.
[18:17] Al
    I won't be able to preserve myself
    in this state using mana much longer.
[18:23] Al
    I don't want to lose my sanity and
    become a zombie that attacks people.
[18:28] W
    But...
[18:30] Al
    Listen.
[18:31] Al
    Holy magic is the same as
    the life force of creatures.
[18:35] Al
    Picture duplicating the life
    force within you using mana.
[18:40] Al
    Start, Well.
[18:50] W
    Master!
[18:52] Al
    This isn't enough, Well. Focus.
[19:02] Al
    More, Well! Stronger!
[19:07] W
    I can't! I can't erase you, Master!
[19:11] Al
    Well!
[19:13] Al
    Remember...
[19:16] Al
    Remember what you've learned
    in these two weeks.
[19:34] (Flashback) Al
    Rest assured...
[19:36] (Flashback) Al
    You will become a magician
    far greater than I.
[19:40] (Flashback) Al
    Rest assured...
[19:43] Al
    Wendelin von Benno Baumeister,
    my dear disciple,
[19:50] Al
    could you please put me at ease?
[20:03] W
    Thank you for everything, Master.
[20:10] W
    It's my turn to erase your fears!
[20:17] Al
    Thank you, Well.
[20:33] Al
    This is a wonderful magic spell.
[20:35] ---
    I'm being enveloped in a pleasant warmth.
[20:44] Al
    You truly were the magician
    I was looking for.
[20:48] W
    Master...
[20:56] Al
    Well, your life is only beginning.
[20:59] Al
    Do your best, and do it smartly.
[21:14] Al
    Let us meet in the afterlife,
[21:16] ---
    maybe a hundred years from now.
[21:45] W
    Your last teaching was,
    "Do your best, and do it smartly"?
[21:56] W
    I understand, master.
[21:57] ---
    I'll give it a shot.
[22:16] J
    Take care!

Season 1

E3 - A Loner? Are You Kidding Me?!

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SIGN    Adventurers' Academy
[00:13] Louise
    I'm the third daughter of the Overweg family,
[00:15] Louise
    the instructors of the martial arts
    in the Dukedom of Bleichröder,
[00:19] Louise
    Louise Jolande Aurelia Overweg.
[00:23] Louise
    I've studied the Magic Fist Style
     since I was little...
[00:26] Well
    I've spent the last seven
    years at home in solitude.
[00:30] Well
    I've kept my distance from others
[00:32] ---
    and lived by myself to prevent
    any succession issues.
[00:36] Iina
    I'm the third daughter of
    the Hillenbrand family,
[00:39] Iina
    the instructors of spearmanship
    in the Dukedom of Bleichröder,
[00:42] Iina
    Iina Susanne Hillenbrand.
[00:45] Iina
    My talent with the spear was recognized,
[00:47] Iina
    and that's why I'm in this scholarship
    class at the Adventurers' Academy.
[00:50] Well
    But thanks to that, my communication
    skills have hit rock bottom.
[00:55] Well
    Just calm down.
[00:56] Well
    This is where my story starts.
[00:58] Well
    My story about making friends!
[01:03] Sekurt
    All right, the next one is our last.
[01:06] Sekurt
    Baumeister.
[01:07] Well
    Yes, sir!
[01:09] Well
    I'm the eighth son of the
    Baumeister Knightdom,
[01:12] Well
    Wendelin von Benno Baumeister.
[01:15] Well
    I'd be happy if you would call me "Well."
[01:19] Well
    I look forward to our time together.
[01:29] Sekurt
    All right, now I'll explain the curriculum
    for this scholarship class.
[01:35] Well
    Maybe announcing a nickname
    was going too far?
[01:38] Sekurt
    We'll start by discussing this.
SIGN    Name
SIGN    Specialty
SIGN    Member Name
SIGN    Specialty
[01:46] Well
    A party registration form?
SIGN    Party Registration Form
SIGN    Name
SIGN    Specialty
SIGN    Member Name
SIGN    Specialty
[01:49] Sekurt
    Next month, you'll begin training in parties.
[01:53] Sekurt
    Make sure you decide who you'll be
    joining up with on your own before then.
[01:58] Well
    I guess it's like choosing groups?
[02:01] Well
    I suck at that.
SIGN    The 8th Son?
     Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN    The 8th Son?
     Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN    The 8th Son?
     Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN    The 8th Son?
     Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN    The 8th Son?
     Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN    The 8th Son?
     Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN    The 8th Son?
     Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN    The 8th Son?
     Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN    Episode 3
    A Loner? Are You Kidding Me?!
[03:45] Well
    I feel ostracized already.
[03:49] Iina
    That's this year's only scholarship
    student of magic, Baumeister.
[03:55] Louise
    Magic users are rare enough as is,
[03:57] ---
    but I've heard his magic power is already
    on par with top-class adventurers.
[04:02] Er
    I heard that the magic instructor decided
     there was nothing more he could teach him,
[04:07] ---
    and gave up on instructing him.
[04:10] Er
    If you party up with that guy,
     you're set for life.
[04:14] Er
    You know how it goes, right?
[04:15] Er
    Most of the parties from the
    Academy continue to stay together
[04:19] ---
    even after they graduate
    and become adventurers.
[04:23] Iina
    Looks like everyone's thinking the same thing.
SIGN    Party Registration Form Name Specialty Erwin von Arnim Sword Member Name Specialty Iina Susanne Hillenbrand Spear Louise Jolande Aurelia Overweg Martial Arts Breichburg Adventurers' Academy
[04:27] Er
    So I have a proposal for you two.
[04:30] Louise
    Hey! You wrote my name on it!
[04:33] Er
    Listen, that guy's currently appraising us.
[04:38] Er
    He's trying to decide if we're
    worthy of a great mage like him.
[04:42] Louise
    Oh! So that's why he's always alone!
[04:46] Iina
    Huh? You really think so?
[04:49] Er
    That's why we do this.
[04:51] Er
    If you two, the top martial artist and
    spearwoman, join me, the top swordsman,
[04:57] ---
    don't you think even he might recognize us?
[05:03] ---
    Hey!
[05:06] Louise
    It's not a bad idea.
[05:08] Iina
    Huh? You're kidding.
    You plan to form a party with him?
[05:11] Er
    I'm the fifth son of the
    Arnim Knightdom, Erwin von Arnim.
[05:16] Er
    You can call me "Er."
[05:19] Louise
    I'm Louise. This is Iina, my friend
    since childhood. Nice to meet you!
[05:24] Iina
    Huh?
[05:26] Well
    Muster up your courage...
[05:28] Well
    Blend into the class more!
[05:31] Well
    U-Um, hey...
[05:32] Well
    This is called sansho pepper.
    If you'd like some...
[05:38] Josef
    I see. So you guys are after the same thing.
[05:41] Josef
    Too bad, though, because he's going
    to recognize us, the axe trio!
[05:54] Well
    They're laughing and having so much fun...
[05:57] Well
    I probably shouldn't bother right now.
[06:00] Sekurt
    Now, I'm sure some of you here aren't
    receiving a stipend from your family
[06:05] ---
    and have to work part-time
    to earn your living.
[06:09] Well
    That's me.
[06:10] Sekurt
    Our academy recommends
    hunting in such cases,
[06:14] ---
    but since it's dangerous to hunt alone,
    make sure you go in groups if you do.
[06:20] Well
    In groups?
[06:26] Well
    There's no room for me anywhere.
[06:28] Louise
    Hey, what do you think?
[06:30] Louise
    Should we say something to Baumeister?
[06:32] Er
    No, let's be careful about this.
[06:34] Er
    If we're too hasty and make a mistake that
    disappoints him, it will all be for naught.
[06:41] Iina
    Though... I notice he's not speaking to anyone.
[06:46] Er
    That's it! This is a
    challenge from Baumeister!
[06:51] Louise
    Huh?! What do you mean?!
[06:53] Er
    This is what he's trying to say:
[06:55] Er
    "You should have no trouble bringing in more
    prey as a group than I could hunting alone."
[07:03] Louise
    So if a group brings back less prey than him...
[07:06] Er
    Then that group will removed
    from his list of candidates.
[07:18] Staff
    Here you go.
[07:26] Louise
    We should be okay with this much.
[07:29] Er
    Still, you two really are the
    daughters of great masters.
[07:33] Er
    Have you both been training with
    your families since you were little?
[07:37] Iina
    Yeah.
[07:40] Louise
    B-But you were awesome with your sword, too!
[07:43] Er
    Well, I come from a poor knightdom,
[07:47] Er
    so I've been training with the sword
    like crazy ever since I was a kid.
[07:52] Well
    Oh, excuse me. Coming through.
[07:55] Er
    Huh? Where's his prey?
[07:59] Staff
    Oh, a magic bag, huh?
[08:02] Staff
    Where did you get one of those?
[08:03] Well
    Oh, my master left it to me.
[08:06] Well
    Hup!
[08:13] ---
    Wh-Whoa... Wait a...
[08:18] Josef
    Hmph. This is dumb.
[08:20] Josef
    I'm out.
[08:22] Iina
    Huh?
[08:22] Josef
    He lives in a whole different world.
[08:24] Josef
    With this much difference
    between our skill levels,
[08:26] ---
    it'll be impossible to earn his recognition.
[08:29] Josef
    It's not worth the effort.
[08:32] Josef
    You all get it too, right?
[08:34] Josef
    If you're not the eldest son,
[08:36] ---
    it's wiser to not bother dreaming of more.
[08:46] Staff
    This is a big help!
    They're all precious bounties.
[08:49] Staff
    I hope you'll come again.
[08:50] Well
    Sure!
[08:57] Well
    If you're interested, let's grab a bite
    to eat together with this mo—
[09:00] Well
    ...ney?
[09:03] Er
    My brother once said something similar.
[09:08] Er
    He said that no matter how hard
    I trained with the sword,
[09:10] ---
    a fifth son will never inherit.
[09:13] Er
    That I was just wasting my effort.
[09:16] Iina
    It was the same for Louise and me.
[09:19] Iina
    No matter how strong we were,
[09:20] ---
    we couldn't inherit the school
    because we weren't eldest sons.
[09:24] Er
    It's the same everywhere, huh?
[09:26] Louise
    It would be one thing if that were all it was.
[09:30] Louise
    The truth is, both of us were born with
    a bit more magic power than most people.
[09:35] Louise
    I mean, not that it's enough
    just that we can use magic,
[09:39] Louise
    but if we use that magic to
    enhance our physical abilities...
[09:45] Er
    Then a normal person stands no chance, huh?
[09:48] Louise
    Before I knew it, I was stronger
    than my father and brother,
[09:52] Louise
    and at some point, they began avoiding me.
[09:56] Louise
    So I ended up having to train in secret.
[10:02] Iina
    I can't accept this!
[10:03] Iina
    Why on earth does being born later
    mean we're not allowed to dream?!
[10:08] Iina
    That's just wrong, isn't it?!
[10:11] Iina
    I'm not giving up.
[10:14] Iina
    At this point, let's hunt lots of big game
    and make sure Baumeister recognizes us!
[10:23] Er
    If you're after big game,
    this is the place! Deep in the forest!
[10:27] Louise
    The teacher told us we weren't allowed
    to go in here, but we have no choice!
[10:31] Iina
    We do have a choice.
[10:33] Iina
    Come on, let's turn back.
[10:37] Iina
    They're here.
[10:39] Iina
    Wolves.
[10:40] Iina
    Extra-large ones, at that.
[11:02] Well
    Wolves, and... those are... people?
[11:08] Well
    If those are my classmates, maybe
    we can become friends if I save them!
[11:27] Er
    Damn it! How many of them are there?!
[11:30] Louise
    I'm sorry. We should have listened to Iina.
[11:34] Iina
    Louise, above you!
[11:40] Louise
    Er!
[11:54] Iina
    What in the world...
[11:56] Well
    Are you okay?
[12:06] Three
    We're sorry.
[12:08] Well
    It's fine. I mean, we're classmates, after all.
[12:12] Er
    We were trying to get you to recognize us,
[12:14] ---
    but we just made trouble for you.
[12:17] Well
    Huh?
[12:18] ---
    Me?
[12:19] Louise
    After seeing that magic you used, though,
[12:22] Louise
    I realized we really do
    live in different worlds.
[12:27] Louise
    So...
[12:28] Well
    H-Hey...
[12:30] Louise
    I'm giving up on forming a party with you now.
[12:34] Well
    With me?!
[12:35] Iina
    We haven't given up on everything, though.
[12:38] Iina
    We'll find some other way
    to pave a brighter future.
[12:42] Well
    Uh, h-h-hang on a second...
[12:45] Sekurt
    So this is where you—
[12:48] Sekurt
    What happened?
[12:49] Er
    Oh, it's just a scratch.
[12:52] Er
    Anyway, did you need us for something?
[12:54] Sekurt
    Oh...
[12:55] Sekurt
    Rejoice! All the students
    of our scholarship class
[12:59] ---
    have been invited to a garden party
    hosted by the Duke of Bleichröder!
[13:04] Iina
    A chance to meet the Duke
    of Bleichröder in person!
[13:08] Er
    He's one of the nobles currently competing
    for the top in the Kingdom of Helmut.
[13:13] Louise
    If he takes a liking to us, it could
    open up the path to becoming a retainer!
[13:17] Josef
    What are you all excited about?
[13:19] Josef
    We're obviously only being invited
     because the Duke of Bleichröder
[13:23] ---
    wants to lay claim to our
    great mage, Baumeister.
[13:30] Josef
    We're just extras.
[13:33] TrioA
    Then there's no way he's going
    to take an interest in us.
[13:36] TrioB
    What? Then there's no point
    in getting excited over this.
[13:40] Students
    Huh?
[13:41] Students
    Really?
[13:42] Students
    That's all?
[13:42] Students
    That's disappointing.
[13:46] Louise
    All right! Let's go buy outfits
    for the garden party together!
[13:50] El
    Formal wear, huh?
[13:52] El
    That'll cost us a lot, but it is for our future.
[13:56] Josef
    Oh, come on. Are you all still
    getting your hopes up?
[14:01] Iina
    What's wrong with that?
[14:04] Iina
    There's still some chance, right?
[14:07] Louise
    Hey, maybe he'll speak to
    us if we go in showy outfits!
[14:11] Er
    You can do that, Louise.
[14:13] Er
    I'm going in something normal.
[14:15] Louise
    Why?!
[14:16] Louise
    Let's all go in something showy!
[14:18] Iina
    Sorry, I can't do that.
[14:20] Louise
    What?!
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[14:36] Er
    Oh, there he is!
[14:37] Er
    Look, over there!
[14:39] Iina
    Duke Bleichröder...
[14:42] Well
    That's Duke Bleichröder?
[14:58] Louise
    He's coming! He's coming! He's coming!
[15:00] Louise
    He's coming this way, Iina!
[15:01] Iina
    Yeah.
[15:03] Iina
    U-Um, I...
[15:11] Bleichröder
    A pleasure to meet you.
[15:12] Bleichröder
    I am Amadeus Freytag von Bleichröder.
[15:19] Well
    I'm Wendelin von Benno Baumeister.
[15:23] Bleichröder
    My, it's good to see someone
    from the Baumeisters,
[15:26] ---
    our vassals, visiting us here in Breichburg.
[15:30] Bleichröder
    The Baumeisters so rarely
    participate in gatherings like this.
[15:37] Well
    Well, as you know, our family's
    financial affairs are strained.
[15:42] Bleichröder
    There is some expense involved
    in crossing those mountains.
[15:45] Bleichröder
    But some of my other vassals complain that
[15:48] ---
    it's rude for them to refuse
    their lord's invitation.
[15:53] Well
    My apologies.
[15:55] Bleichröder
    Well, enough about that.
[15:57] Bleichröder
    The truth is, I was hoping to speak with you.
[16:01] Bleichröder
    Could I have a bit of your time?
[16:05] Well
    Very well.
[16:07] Bleichröder
    Then let's go over here.
[16:09] Well
    Excuse me!
[16:11] Well
    Um, there are some people
    I'd like to bring with me.
[16:15] Well
    These three.
[16:17] Well
    They're my party members.
[16:37] Bleichröder
    This is my court magician.
[16:43] Brantag
    Brantag Ringstat.
[16:46] Brantag
    Nice to meet you.
[16:47] Bleichröder
    He was also the teacher to my former
    court magician, Alfred Rainford.
[16:56] Brantag
    Well, truth be told,
[16:58] ---
    Alfred died in the Enchanted Forest near
     your family's lands an awfully long time ago.
[17:05] Brantag
    It seems he later became a Whispering Dead.
[17:08] Brantag
    But I was still his master.
[17:10] Brantag
    I always kept an eye on the
    presence of my disciple.
[17:14] Bleichröder
    Brantag is a talented user of tracking magic.
[17:17] Bleichröder
    He's able to track the magic power of anyone
    he's met in person over great distances.
[17:23] Brantag
    It was seven years ago.
[17:24] Brantag
    That was when Alfred's presence
    suddenly disappeared.
[17:28] Brantag
    He was a Whispering Dead,
[17:30] Brantag
    so I thought perhaps he had
    fulfilled his wish and passed on,
[17:34] Brantag
    but then I remembered that
    while he was alive he told me,
[17:37] ---
    "I want to meet someone to whom I can
    pass on all the magic I've learned."
[17:41] Brantag
    So I thought it over and
    realized that if that was
[17:44] ---
    the wish he had clung to,
    then it was never coming true.
[17:48] Brantag
    He had a greater magic capacity
    than even me, his master,
[17:52] ---
    and he was counted amongst the top
    five magicians on this continent.
[17:56] Brantag
    There was no way he would ever find a
    magician he could recognize as his disciple.
[18:04] Brantag
    Yet now, here is a man with
    incredible magic power
[18:08] ---
    from the very same region where
    his presence disappeared.
[18:11] Brantag
    A man carrying his magic bag, no less.
[18:17] Bleichröder
    Pardon me, but what are
    the chances he stole it?
[18:20] Brantag
    Not possible.
[18:22] Brantag
    No one could use that magic bag unless
    Alfred himself had transferred ownership.
[18:30] Brantag
    You're it, aren't you?
[18:32] Brantag
    You're Alfred's disciple.
[18:35] Well
    Yes.
[18:37] Brantag
    Then there's one thing I'd like to ask you.
[18:41] Brantag
    What were his final moments like?
[18:55] Well
    I purged my master before
    he could become a zombie.
[19:00] Brantag
    Damn. What a thing to force upon a child...
[19:08] Brantag
    Thank you.
[19:09] Brantag
    Because of you,
[19:11] Brantag
    he was able to pass on peacefully.
[19:19] Well
    No, I...
[19:24] Well
    Oh, right.
[19:25] Well
    This bag that my master carried
     contains the supplies
[19:28] ---
    meant for the 2,000-man expedition
     to the Enchanted Forest.
[19:34] Well
    I've been meaning to return
    it for a while now.
[19:39] Iina
    We didn't know anything about him.
[19:43] Er
    He did mention that he had lived by himself
    to avoid a struggle over succession.
[19:48] Louise
    That's the same as us...
[19:52] Louise
    Yet we said that he lived in another world.
[19:56] Well
    Hey!
[20:01] Well
    Sorry to keep you all waiting.
[20:03] Well
    It took more time than I thought
    to hand over those supplies.
[20:06] Iina
    Hey, what you said about us being a party...
[20:11] Well
    Yeah, sorry to spring that on you. I just—
[20:15] Iina
    We don't deserve to be in a party with you!
[20:19] Er
    We were all planning to use you.
[20:23] Er
    To make you a tool to
    improve our own lives.
[20:28] Well
    Oh, but that kind of goes both ways.
[20:31] Er
    Huh?
[20:33] Well
    I dragged you all along without warning
    because I didn't want to go anywhere
[20:37] ---
    alone with an old guy of his standing.
[20:39] Three
    Huh?!
[20:42] Iina
    Then when you said we were a party...
[20:44] Well
    Oh, no, no!
[20:46] Well
    I really did want to be in
    a party with you three!
[20:51] Iina
    But why us?
[20:53] Well
    Well, because it seems like
    I'd have fun with you three,
[20:59] ---
    even when things get tough.
[21:01] Iina
    Huh?
[21:03] Well
    Well, long ago, my master told me that I have
[21:06] ---
    what it takes to enjoy what
    the wide world has to offer.
[21:10] Well
    So I thought it would be good to have
    friends who could enjoy it with me.
[21:15] Er
    Huh? That's your reason?
[21:18] Well
    Sorry. That's my reason.
[21:28] Er
    I can't believe that's what
    you'd recognize us for.
[21:30] Iina
    We nearly got ourselves eaten by wolves!
[21:34] Louise
    Jeez! This is all your fault, Well!
[21:38] Well
    Hey, you just called me "Well"...
[21:41] Bleichröder
    I'm sorry, I forgot something very important.
[21:45] Well
    Yes?
[21:46] Bleichröder
    The reward for returning those supplies
    meant for 2,000 men is 20% of their value,
[21:51] Bleichröder
    so I'll be sending you 1,000 gold coins later.
[21:55] Three
    1,000 gold coins?!
[21:57] Well
    Uh, one gold coin is worth
    roughly one million yen,
[22:01] ---
    so a thousand is... a billion yen or so...
[22:05] Well
    What?!
[22:07] Brantag
    Also, Alfred had his own estate.
[22:10] Brantag
    We've made arrangements for you to inherit it.
[22:13] Well
    Master's... estate?
[22:24] Well
    This is too big for a
    student living on his own.
[22:32] Well
    I wonder if anyone will share it with me...
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Season 1

E4 - Obligations? Are You Kidding Me?!

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[00:03] Iina
    Hey, are you sure we should be
[00:06] Iina
    attending the wedding ceremony with you?
SIGN    Capital Stadtburg
[00:09] Well
    Brother Erich said I should
    bring my friends if I had any.
[00:12] Well
    Though I'm just glad the academy
    is out for summer break right now.
[00:15] Louise
    Ta-da!
[00:17] Louise
    When I show up in this dress that I picked out,
[00:20] Louise
    I'm sure all the nobles will want to employ me!
[00:24] Louise
    Because it's so showy!
[00:29] Iina
    Are there any nobles coming
    to your brother's wedding?
[00:33] Louise
    Hey.
[00:34] Well
    He's marrying into the Brandt family,
    which I've heard is a knightdom,
[00:37] Well
    so yeah, there should be at least some.
[00:39] Louise
    Onward I go on the path
    to becoming a retainer!
[00:48] Louise
    Oh, sorry...
[00:49] Louise
    Huh?
[00:51] Louise
    Er?
[00:53] Er
    I don't trust it.
[00:55] Er
    A ship flying in the sky?
[00:59] Brantag
    Don't worry, little Er.
[01:06] Brantag
    A magic airship won't fall out of the sky.
[01:10] Iina
    I thought only your friends
    were invited to come?
[01:13] Well
    Yeah, Brantag is heading to the capital
    to report the status of his domain,
[01:18] Well
    so he's just guiding us
    since it's on the way for him.
[01:21] Iina
    Oh?
[01:22] ---
    Is that a guidebook for the capital?
[01:24] Well
    Yeah. To be honest, there's something
     I've always wanted.
[01:32] Er
    I see... It won't fall out of the sky, huh?
[01:35] Brantag
    Well, I wouldn't say it's impossible.
[01:42] Brantag
    I mean, if it gets attacked
    by a huge dragon,
[01:45] Brantag
    it's bound to fall, y'know?
[01:55] Well
    True, it would probably fall in that case.
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     Are You Kidding Me?
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SIGN    Episode 4:
    Obligations? Are You Kidding Me?!
[03:31] Passenger
    Hey, what's going on?!
[03:33] Passenger
    I thought this magic airship's flight path
    was avoiding the lands where monsters live?
[03:36] Vicecaptain
    Yes, but what you see outside right now is
    an undead version of an ancient dragon,
[03:40] ---
    so that logic doesn't apply here.
[03:42] Passenger
    Enough excuses! Just do something about it!
[03:44] Passenger
    Do want us to die?!
[03:45] Vicecaptain
    Everyone, please rest easy!
[03:49] Vicecaptain
    The powerful mage, Brantag Ringstat,
    will be dealing with it right away!
[03:58] Brantag
    I can't beat that thing.
[04:00] ---
    What?!
[04:01] Brantag
    That's an undead.
[04:03] Brantag
    The only way to defeat it is
    by purging it with holy magic.
[04:06] Brantag
    But I can't use holy magic.
[04:09] Captain
    Then this ship is...
[04:12] Brantag
    Don't worry. You have another mage on board.
[04:19] Well
    Huh?! Wait, I can't do it!
[04:21] Well
    I mean, th-th-that's—
[04:24] Brantag
    Your master would have taken
    care of it with a smile.
[04:32] Brantag
    Listen up. I'll protect the ship.
[04:34] Brantag
    The moment you leap off and take flight,
[04:36] ---
    waste no time purging it
    with your holy magic.
[04:40] Brantag
    Okay, boy, brace yourself.
[04:42] Brantag
    Here we go.
[04:46] Brantag
    Oh, wait a second.
[04:48] Brantag
    One more thing.
[05:07] Well
    A magic barrier!
[05:10] Brantag
    I told you I'd protect it, didn't I,
     my disciple's disciple?
[05:13] Well
    I should have expected that
    from my master's master.
[05:15] Well
    Now...
[05:20] Well
    I can focus on this moving puppet.
[05:36] Er
    That's it, Well!
[05:36] Iina
    You've got it!
[05:38] Louise
    Don't lose!
[05:38] Brantag
    Settle down, you three. It's dangerous!
[05:48] Well
    I need more.
[05:49] Well
    More, more...
[05:51] Well
    Even brighter holy light!
[05:57] Well
    Now, I hope this...
[06:02] ---
    finishes it!
[06:15] Three
    Go!
[06:16] Brantag
    Hey, you three!
[06:52] Three
    Yeah!
[06:56] Brantag
    Hey, boy!
[06:58] Brantag
    I told you to use your bag
    to collect those bones!
[07:06] Well
    Huh?
[07:07] Well
    Oh, shoot.
[07:34] Three
    Cheers!
[07:41] Brantag
    Looks like we'll make it to the capital safely.
[07:43] Well
    I'm glad.
[07:44] Well
    I've been wanting to do some shopping.
[07:46] Aruterio
    It might prove difficult to go shopping.
[07:49] Brantag
    Hey, Aruterio. You were aboard this ship, too?
[07:53] Aruterio
    Yeah. I enjoyed watching from
    afar as you defeated that dragon.
[07:56] Brantag
    Sheesh...
[07:58] Brantag
    Oh, this is one of my partners from
    back when I was still an adventurer.
[08:02] Well
    Huh? You were members of the same party?
[08:04] Brantag
    He's the head of a huge merchant
    company in the capital now.
[08:08] Brantag
    He's known for his business's political ties.
[08:12] Aruterio
    That's about the gist of it.
    Nice to meet you, little hero.
[08:15] Well
    It's a pleasure to meet you.
[08:18] Well
    So what did you mean about
     shopping being difficult?
[08:21] Aruterio
    Oh, well, you'll understand
    once we're in the capital.
[08:42] Louise
    Oh, look at that!
[08:47] Well
    That's the capital,
[08:50] Well
    Stadtburg.
[08:59] Er
    Hey, why don't we go enjoy
    the town for a bit first?
[09:02] Louise
    Good idea!
[09:04] Louise
    I might want to buy one
    of the capital's dresses!
[09:06] Brantag
    Uh, well, I have some things to attend to,
[09:10] Brantag
    so please take care of the rest.
     All of it. Everything.
[09:17] Aruterio
    He escaped.
[09:18] Well
    Escaped?
[09:24] Er
    Huh? What?
[09:25] Er
    Did we do something wrong?
[09:34] Warren
    You did a splendid job of
    slaying that ancient dragon.
[09:41] Warren
    His Majesty awaits you at the castle.
[09:43] Warren
    Please come this way.
[09:49] Well
    His Majesty?
[09:55] Well
    This place is huge...
[09:57] Louise
    Well!
[10:00] Louise
    We'll be heading to your brother's, okay?
[10:02] Louise
    Bye-bye!
[10:05] Well
    Huh?!
[10:06] Aruterio
    Hey, boy, you'll get lost.
[10:08] Well
    Oh, p-please wait for me!
[10:17] Official
    The slayer of the ancient dragon,
    Wendelin von Benno Baumeister,
[10:22] Official
    and standing in for Brantag Ringstat,
[10:25] Official
    Aruterio Märchen, have both arrived!
[10:44] King
    Raise your heads.
[10:57] King
    You truly are young...
[11:03] King
    Wendelin von Benno Baumeister.
[11:07] Well
    Yes?
[11:08] King
    In honor of your achievements
[11:10] King
    in slaying an ancient dragon and defending the
    lives of the passengers on our magic airship,
[11:15] King
    I hereby grant thee the sixth rank of baronet.
[11:24] Aruterio
    Hey, remember what I taught
     you earlier? Your pledge.
[11:30] Well
    My sword shall be wielded for Your Majesty,
[11:33] Well
    for our kingdom,
[11:34] Well
    and for our people.
[11:38] Well
    Huh? Did I just become a baronet?
[11:43] Official
    In addition, we hereby bestow
    upon you the twin dragon medal.
[11:50] Erich
    Are you sure it was okay
    to miss seeing His Majesty?
[11:53] Brantag
    It's fine.
[11:54] Brantag
    The boy is the star of the show, anyway.
[11:57] Brantag
    Oh, thank you.
[11:58] Er
    Um, is Well really going to become a baronet?
[12:02] Brantag
    Oh, I'm sure he'll earn a
    noble rank at least that high.
[12:06] Erich
    I can't believe he'd be
    granted a higher noble rank
[12:08] ---
    than our father on his journey
    to my wedding ceremony.
[12:11] Brantag
    Oh, yeah, your family only had
    the rank of knight, didn't they?
[12:15] Erich
    Um, if he really is being made a baronet,
[12:19] Erich
    wouldn't that create a
    separate, independent line?
[12:22] Brantag
    Yeah, it means his name will be
    removed from your family line
[12:25] ---
    and placed at the head of
    a new Baumeister family.
[12:30] Iina
    Is Well going to stop being
    an adventurer and leave us?
[12:35] Brantag
    No, no, even if he is granted nobility,
[12:37] Brantag
    he's just a noble of the robe,
     one without any land.
[12:40] Brantag
    He won't have any reason to stay in the capital,
[12:42] Brantag
    so whether or not he goes adventuring
    should be entirely up to him.
[12:47] Louise
    Yeah, this is an exciting promotion for Well!
[12:52] Erich
    There are some exciting aspects to it, but...
[12:55] Iina
    But?
[12:56] Brantag
    Well, I'm sure our boy is getting a full taste
[13:02] Brantag
    of the fetters that come with noble society.
[13:08] Ruckner
    170,000 gold coins for the
    bones and magic stones?
[13:12] Ruckner
    Lord Marshall Edgar, I believe
    130,000 coins is the fair amount.
[13:16] Well
    So he told me to collect them
    because they go for a high price.
[13:20] Edgar
    Lord Commissioner Ruckner,
[13:22] ---
    are you suggesting we should be stingy
    with the reward for Sir Baumeister
[13:25] ---
    after he risked his life in battle?
[13:27] Well
    Oh, but I didn't really—
[13:28] Ruckner
    We do not have an unlimited budget.
[13:31] Ruckner
    Sir Baumeister is already
    a citizen of this kingdom,
[13:33] Ruckner
    so I'm sure he understands the circumstances.
[13:36] Well
    Um...
[13:37] Edgar
    With the bones of this ancient
    dragon and the magic crystals
[13:40] ---
    we could create from such a huge magic stone,
[13:42] Edgar
    we could make several of our
    magic airships operational again!
[13:46] Edgar
    Sir Baumeister had the foresight to see that,
     and you intend to waste his efforts?
[13:51] Well
    Uh, I just—
[13:52] Ruckner
    We're discussing priorities right now.
[13:55] Ruckner
    I'm sure Sir Baumeister
    already understands that!
[13:59] Hohenheim
    I think both of you need to calm down a bit.
[14:04] Hohenheim
    Each of you makes a good point.
[14:06] Hohenheim
    So why not compromise and
    provide 150,000 gold coins?
[14:10] Ruckner
    Cardinal Hohenheim,
    this is not such a simple matter.
[14:14] Hohenheim
    With all due respect,
[14:16] ---
    Sir Baumeister is the center of attention
    here in the capital right now,
[14:21] ---
    as the believer of the light
    who defeated that bone dragon.
[14:25] Hohenheim
    I do not believe it would be
    prudent for the royal family
[14:30] Hohenheim
    to embarrass themselves before
    Sir Baumeister any further.
[14:37] Hohenheim
    Forgive my intrusion. I simply
    couldn't bear to watch them
[14:40] ---
    waste any more of your
    precious time, Sir Baumeister.
[14:43] Well
    Oh, I was just—
[14:44] Hohenheim
    Now, let us begin making the arrangements.
[14:52] Aruterio
    Looks like we have Cardinal
    Hohenheim trying to
[14:54] ---
    curry favor with you, to bring you
    under the church's influence,
[14:57] Aruterio
    while Lord Marshall Edgar is hoping to use
    you in his efforts to strengthen the military.
[15:01] Aruterio
    Meanwhile, Lord Commissioner Ruckner is just
    focused on reducing the money they spend on you.
[15:15] Roderich
    Sir Baumeister!
[15:18] Roderich
    Please behold this!
[15:19] ---
    My secret technique: Spinning Spear!
[15:26] Well
    Is that some kind of street performer?
[15:29] Aruterio
    No, that's someone hoping
    you'll hire them as a retainer.
[15:32] Well
    Huh? Me?!
[15:33] Aruterio
    Of course.
[15:35] Aruterio
    You're a noble with a promising future,
[15:37] Aruterio
    who just received the twin dragon medal that
    no one has earned in over two centuries.
[15:41] Roderich
    What do you say?! I'm confident that I'm
    second to none when it comes to the spear!
[15:45] Guard
    What do you think you're doing?!
[15:47] Roderich
    My name is—
[15:47] Roderich
    Stop! Stop!
[15:48] Guard
    Do that in your own home!
[15:49] Guard
    W-Wait just a...
[15:51] Aruterio
    You're going to be swamped
    with hopefuls like that,
[15:53] ---
    along with rich merchants begging
    you to wed their daughters.
[15:58] Well
    I'm going to be swamped with this stuff?
[16:02] Aruterio
    You probably won't be able to
    set foot outside for a while.
[16:05] Well
    Huh? Then when am I supposed to go shopping?!
[16:08] Aruterio
    That's why I said it might be difficult.
[16:13] Aruterio
    It's the price of fame you pay
    for being a proper noble.
[16:17] Well
    This is so inconvenient...
[16:30] Well
    It's been a long time.
[16:32] Helmut
    Hey, Well.
[16:34] Paul
    How have you been?
[16:36] Well
    You guys don't seem very happy.
[16:39] Erich
    The truth is, we haven't received the
    wedding gift from our family yet.
[16:47] Well
    That's bad... isn't it?
[16:50] Paul
    Of course it's bad.
[16:52] Paul
    Everyone attending will think the groom's
    family is a bunch of crass, rude nobles.
[16:58] Helmut
    Worse yet, I just got a letter
    from our brother, Kurt...
[17:01] Helmut
    Though I'm sure the one who
    actually wrote it was Amalie.
[17:05] Helmut
    Anyway, to sum it up,
[17:07] ---
    it said they don't have the money, so he's
    asking me and Paul to pay it for them.
[17:12] Paul
    What does he think two guards like us can do?
[17:16] Helmut
    Does he have any idea how
    humbly we have to live?
[17:20] Well
    Then what about getting them flowers?
[17:23] Paul
    Well, a wedding gift is also
    a symbol of noble status.
[17:27] Paul
    So it has to be something
    gaudy and extravagant.
[17:30] Well
    Status, huh?
[17:32] Iina
    But doesn't this also mean they'll be
    shaming the Duke of Bleichröder, too?
[17:38] Well
    Huh? Why would it go that far?
[17:40] Erich
    Because, Well,
[17:42] Erich
    the Baumeister family are
    vassals of the Duke of Bleichröder.
SIGN    Vassal
SIGN    Noble
SIGN    Lord
SIGN    Bleichröder
SIGN    Duke
SIGN    Vassal
SIGN    Noble
SIGN    Vassal
SIGN    Noble
SIGN    Vassal
SIGN    Baumeister
SIGN    Knight
SIGN    Vassal
SIGN    Noble
SIGN    Lord
SIGN    Bleichröder
SIGN    Duke
SIGN    Lord
SIGN    Viscount Monjera
SIGN    Vassal
SIGN    Baumeister
SIGN    Knight
SIGN    Vassal
SIGN    Brandt
SIGN    Knight
SIGN    Fifth Son
SIGN    Erich
SIGN    Eldest Daughter
SIGN    Miriam
[17:49] Erich
    The lord is supposed to lend their vassal money
SIGN    Wedding Gift
SIGN    Wedding Gift
SIGN    m 226 261 l 223 266 269 290 272 285
SIGN    m 223 283 l 268 264 271 268 227 288
[17:53] Erich
    when they can't prepare a wedding gift.
SIGN    m 226 261 l 223 266 269 290 272 285
SIGN    m 223 283 l 268 264 271 268 227 288
SIGN    m 226 261 l 223 266 269 290 272 285
SIGN    m 223 283 l 268 264 271 268 227 288
SIGN    Loan
SIGN    Loan
SIGN    m 244 256 l 233 257 226 261 221 266 218 273 220 279 226 284 233 286 239 287 246 287 252 287 259 285 264 283 268 281 271 276 271 271 269 266 262 260 253 257
SIGN    m 244 256 l 233 257 226 261 221 266 218 273 220 279 226 284 233 286 239 287 246 287 252 287 259 285 264 283 268 281 271 276 271 271 269 266 262 260 253 257
SIGN    m 244 256 l 233 257 226 261 221 266 218 273 220 279 226 284 233 286 239 287 246 287 252 287 259 285 264 283 268 281 271 276 271 271 269 266 262 260 253 257
[18:00] Helmut
    So as it is now, it will look
    like Duke Bleichröder
[18:04] Helmut
    refused to lend us the money.
[18:07] Paul
    Though, of course, it's our family's fault for
[18:10] ---
    not asking the duke to lend
    it in the first place.
[18:12] Helmut
    We probably didn't ask because
    we have no way to repay it.
[18:21] Well
    Um, should I go ahead and pay for it?
[18:24] Everyone
    Congratulations on your wedding!
SIGN    Baumeister Family
[18:34] Well
    Being a noble is such a pain.
[18:44] Aruterio
    Hey, you don't look too
    thrilled there, nobleman.
[18:47] Aruterio
    Keep sighing, and all
    your happiness will escape.
[18:50] Well
    Hey, Aruterio.
[18:51] Aruterio
    Man, I had to hunt this down.
[18:53] Aruterio
    We weren't carrying it at any of our shops,
[18:55] Aruterio
    so I had to ask a trader I know for it.
[18:57] Well
    Huh? You mean...
[18:59] Well
    You found it for me?!
[19:01] Aruterio
    Apparently he obtained it
    from Mizuho in the north.
[19:04] Aruterio
    Just what is this "kome-kouji," anyway?
[19:08] Aruterio
    Hey, are you trying to start
    some kind of business?
[19:12] Aruterio
    If you are, could you let me know first?
[19:24] Er
    What's going on all of a sudden?
[19:26] Er
    Brantag said he was going to
    show us the capital's nightlife.
[19:30] Well
    Just come with me!
[19:31] Well
    Come on! We're home!
[19:32] Well
    Whoa... Hang on!
[19:33] ---
    Quit pulling!
[19:33] ---
    Just come on! Hurry!
[19:35] ---
    Wait, I said!
SIGN    Household Chore Chart
SIGN    Breakfast
SIGN    Well
SIGN    Dinner
SIGN    Iina • Louise
SIGN    Dishes
SIGN    Er
SIGN    Laundry
SIGN    Er
SIGN    Cleaning
SIGN    Er
SIGN    Shopping
SIGN    Er
SIGN    Misc
SIGN    Er
[20:00] Er
    You were trying this back home, right?
[20:02] Er
    Making "miso," you called it?
[20:04] Well
    Yeah, but I couldn't get it to ferment well.
[20:08] Well
    It always ended up rotting.
[20:10] Well
    I figured it would be difficult
    without kome-kouji.
[20:27] Er
    Hup...
[20:29] Well
    There. Normally, we would now
    let this rest for a whole year...
[20:37] Well
    But I'll use magic.
[20:43] Well
    Please, ferment correctly this time!
[20:50] Well
    Now that I think about it,
[20:52] Well
    I once spoke to an artisan who made miso
[20:54] Well
    back when I was still an employee
    at a trading company.
[20:58] Well
    He asked me if I knew the difference
    between fermentation and rot.
[21:05] Well
    If I remember right, the correct answer
    was that they're both the same process,
[21:09] Well
    but it's fermentation
    when it's useful to people,
[21:12] Well
    and it's rot when it's harmful.
[21:18] Well
    Maybe it's the same with being a noble.
[21:23] Well
    It brings a lot of trouble with it,
[21:26] ---
    but I have to live in this
    world regardless, so...
[21:33] Everyone
    It's delicious!
[21:36] Well
    I think it's better if I live intelligently,
[21:39] ---
    and get others to believe
    I'm the fermenting kind of noble.
[21:54] Elise
    You summoned me, Grandfather?
[21:57] Hohenheim
    Oh, you're here.
[22:04] Hohenheim
    Elise, I've decided who your husband will be.

Season 1

E5 - Political Marriage?! Are You Kidding Me?!

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[00:00] Hohenheim
    That concludes our true baptism.
[00:04] Hohenheim
    Please have a seat.
[00:06] Hohenheim
    The tea will be ready soon.
[00:12] Well
    Cardinal Hohenheim...
[00:16] Well
    I would like to express my sincere
    gratitude to you for inviting one
[00:21] ---
    as young as I to partake in a true baptism.
[00:26] Well
    I have heard that such a baptism
    is a great honor that is typically
[00:29] ---
    bestowed only upon the chosen,
[00:31] Well
    so I could not be more grateful that you
[00:33] ---
    have granted me such an honor.
[00:36] Well
    This is merely a trifle,
[00:39] ---
    but please accept my offering.
[00:44] Hohenheim
    Baronet Baumeister,
    may God grant you protection.
[00:53] Hohenheim
    Yes, enter.
[00:58] Elise
    Please excuse me.
[01:06] Hohenheim
    This is my granddaughter.
[01:10] Hohenheim
    Go on, introduce yourself.
[01:15] Elise
    I am Elise Katarina von Hohenheim.
[01:20] Well
    I'm Wendelin von Benno Baumeister.
[01:27] Hohenheim
    So you've noticed, have you?
[01:30] Well
    She possesses magic power, doesn't she?
[01:32] Hohenheim
    Yes, she can use holy healing magic.
[01:35] Well
    Healing? That's incredible.
[01:38] Well
    The only holy magic
    I can use is purification.
[01:41] Hohenheim
    Oh, no, it's impressive
    that you can use any all.
[01:45] Well
    So do you heal the wounded
    here at this church?
[01:48] Hohenheim
    Yes.
[01:49] ---
    We have several other nuns in training who
    perform charity and distribute food, as well,
[01:54] Hohenheim
    so many of the people call
    her the "Saint" Hohenheim.
[02:00] Well
    That's wonderful.
[02:01] Well
    So she'll become a member of the clergy?
[02:06] Hohenheim
    Personally, I would prefer for her
    to get married, like a normal girl.
[02:12] Well
    Elise is quite beautiful, though.
[02:15] ---
    Wouldn't there be competition for her?
[02:17] Hohenheim
    To be honest, there are many
    families asking for her.
[02:20] Well
    Oh? Then maybe I should join the running, too.
[02:25] Hohenheim
    Oh? You would take my
    granddaughter to be your wife?
[02:29] Well
    I'm still underage,
[02:31] ---
    so it would just be an engagement.
[02:33] Hohenheim
    That's true. Elise is also only 12,
[02:37] Hohenheim
    so what would you think of having the
    proper wedding once you're of age?
[02:42] Well
    I guess that means I'd be bidding the
    bachelor life farewell in three years.
[02:47] Well
    Then it'd finally be time
    to pay the piper, huh?
[03:01] Hohenheim
    All right, then, so it shall be.
[03:04] Well
    So it shall be?
[03:07] Hohenheim
    Yes, so it shall be.
[03:09] Well
    Huh? I thought we were just
    having a chat about business...
[03:16] Well
    One minute after I met her, we were engaged.
SIGN    The 8th Son?
     Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN    The 8th Son?
     Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN    The 8th Son?
     Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN    The 8th Son?
     Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN    The 8th Son?
     Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN    The 8th Son?
     Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN    The 8th Son?
     Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN    The 8th Son?
     Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN    Episode 5
    Political Marriage?! Are You Kidding Me?!
[04:51] Hohenheim
    Inviting him over for a true baptism and
    securing the engagement right there...
[04:56] Hohenheim
    Perhaps I was too pushy?
[04:58] Sebastian
    I believe it was very fitting of you, my lord.
[05:03] Sebastian
    But I do wonder what we're going to say to
[05:06] ---
    Duke Bleichröder, the Lord
    of the Baumeister family.
[05:10] Hohenheim
    That is why I first obtained
    His Majesty's pledge.
[05:14] Hohenheim
    Even the Duke won't be able to object
    when I have His Majesty's backing.
[05:18] Sebastian
    Impressive, my lord.
[05:23] Hohenheim
    More importantly, look at this offering.
[05:27] Hohenheim
    It couldn't be more unbelievable.
[05:32] Sebastian
    For a young boy, he has a good understanding
    of the power the church wields.
[05:36] Hohenheim
    I guess using magic isn't
    all he's capable of.
[05:41] Sebastian
    The Hohenheim family holds
    the rank of viscount,
[05:44] Sebastian
    so you always said the man to marry
    Lady Elise must be at least a Baron,
[05:50] Sebastian
    but now I understand why you
    would choose Baronet Baumeister,
[05:55] Sebastian
    even if it took me some time to see it.
[06:00] Sebastian
    Your judgment is quite sound, my lord.
[06:03] Hohenheim
    For now, at least.
[06:10] Er
    I can't believe you went to get
    baptized and came back engaged.
[06:14] Iina
    And to "Saint" Hohenheim of all people.
[06:17] Louise
    Lineage and a good personality—she's perfect!
[06:21] Well
    But it happened just a minute after I met her.
[06:24] Well
    Is that really enough to determine the
    partner I'm supposed to share a long life with?
[06:31] Iina
    But isn't that just how marriage is?
[06:34] Er
    Yeah. It's unusual to even have
    one minute with them first.
[06:38] Well
    No, no! You're supposed to spend
    more time cultivating love and...
[06:43] Erich
    We didn't meet our wives until
    the very day we were wed.
[06:46] Well
    Huh?
[06:48] Miriam
    It was the same for my parents, too.
[06:50] Erich
    I think it was the same for
    Brother Kurt and Amalie.
[06:55] Well
    Really?
[06:57] Miriam
    Yes.
[06:58] Miriam
    Okay, now, close your eyes.
[07:02] Well
    I see. There's no such thing
[07:05] Well
    as romantic marriages for nobles.
[07:10] Clerk
    Hey, look at that.
[07:12] Well
    So... what's the deal with this disguise?
[07:17] Er
    I mean, you said you wanted to
    see the sights of the capital without
[07:21] ---
    being noticed by the guy who
    wanted to be your retainer.
[07:23] Well
    I know...
[07:25] Well
    And no one is noticing who I am, but...
[07:30] Er
    Just enjoy yourself!
[07:32] Er
    Maybe buy a souvenir for the wife.
[07:36] Well
    Wife, huh?
[07:37] Er
    I'm sure she's thinking,
[07:39] ---
    "I'm marrying the Dragon Slayer?
    Lucky me!" right about now.
[07:44] Well
    You really think she is?
[07:46] Er
    I mean, you said she was
    smiling the whole time, right?
[07:49] Well
    But that was in front of her
    grandfather. Who knows...
[07:54] Well
    what she really thinks deep down?
[08:10] Well
    That's the guy who keeps
    asking to be my retainer!
[08:13] Er
    Don't worry. He'll never realize it's you.
[08:16] Roderich
    Sir Baumeister!
[08:21] Roderich
    You're dressed quite comically,
[08:23] Roderich
    but those teeth belong to Sir Baumeister,
[08:26] Roderich
    so I noticed right away!
[08:29] Well
    Um, could you keep the volume down?
[08:33] HopefulA
    I knew it! That man is the Dragon Slayer!
[08:36] HopefulB
    Sir Baumeister! Please make me your retainer!
[08:40] Er
    Here they come! Here they come!
[08:41] Roderich
    Then behold!
[08:43] Roderich
    The third form of my Spinning Spear!
[08:50] Er
    I can't believe you can't see any of
    the sights when it's summer break.
[08:56] Er
    I feel bad for you.
[08:57] Erich
    Why don't you actually hire a retainer?
[09:00] Erich
    Then you could have them turn
    down all those asking to be one.
[09:05] Er
    Oh, then how about I be your retainer?
[09:08] Well
    Huh? Oh...
[09:10] Well
    Let's go with that, then.
[09:12] Er
    For real?
[09:14] Er
    Hold on, are you serious?
[09:16] Er
    Huh? Wait, wait... What?
[09:20] Well
    Well, I'm heading out for a bit,
     so I'll see you later.
[09:27] Er
    Um, did I just become a retainer?
[09:31] Er
    I did, right?
[09:33] Erich
    Yeah.
[09:34] Erich
    Congratulations, Erwin.
[09:37] Er
    I did it.
[10:04] Elise
    Baronet Baumeister?
[10:08] Elise
    What are you doing there?
[10:30] Well
    I'm sorry about that.
[10:32] Elise
    It's all right.
[10:36] Well
    I bought these earlier.
    I thought we could share them.
[10:41] Well
    Huh?!
[10:45] Well
    They're all crushed...
[10:47] Well
    Um, the truth is, I wanted to talk.
[10:51] Elise
    In that case, let's go down.
[10:52] Elise
    I'll prepare us some tea.
[10:54] Well
    Oh...
[10:56] Well
    I meant just the two of us, if possible.
[11:03] Elise
    Very well.
[11:10] Well
    It's about our engagement this morning...
[11:16] Well
    I wanted...
[11:18] Well
    I wanted to ask you how
    you felt about all this.
[11:23] Elise
    I think it's a nice arrangement.
[11:27] Well
    A nice arrangement?
[11:28] Well
    What do you mean?
[11:30] Elise
    I can see why my grandfather has chosen you.
[11:34] Well
    But you don't know anything about me, do you?
[11:38] Elise
    There isn't a soul in the capital
[11:41] ---
    who doesn't know about the heroics of
    Baronet Baumeister, the Dragon Slayer.
[11:46] Well
    The... heroics?
[11:49] Elise
    I'm happy that I'll become
     the wife of such a man.
[11:56] Well
    Then I'm glad.
[12:04] Iina
    I can't believe Er became Well's retainer.
[12:08] Louise
    All while we were out
    buying fancy clothes, too.
[12:13] Iina
    Though I kind of thought something like this
    might happen after Well became a baronet.
[12:20] Louise
    There's still time!
[12:22] Louise
    Let's have Well hire us, too!
[12:23] Er
    I see. So you're hoping
    to be his retainers, too.
[12:30] Er
    It's my job to tell you to take a hike,
[12:34] Er
    but okay, roger that.
[12:36] Er
    I'll put in a good word for you with Well.
[12:40] Both
    Thanks.
[12:41] Er
    I'm glad, though.
[12:43] Er
    I always wanted to have juniors.
[12:50] Iina
    Wait, wait!
[12:52] Iina
    So we'll be his juniors?
[12:54] Louise
    No way!
[12:55] Louise
    If he tries to treat me like I'm beneath him,
[12:57] Louise
    I'll beat him to death on
    my first day of the job!
[13:00] Louise
    I'll murder him by morning!
[13:02] Iina
    But at this rate...
[13:04] Louise
    C'mon, isn't there anything
    we can do to get above him?!
[13:07] Miriam
    Hello? Is there anyone here who
    could help me peel potatoes?
[13:12] Er
    Yes!
[13:16] Erich
    I'll help peel them, too.
[13:19] Louise
    Iina!
[13:21] Louise
    That's it!
[13:22] Louise
    That's how we get above Er!
[13:28] Iina
    You don't mean...
[13:29] Louise
    Yeah!
[13:30] Louise
    We aim to be his wives!
[13:34] Iina
    But there's Elise...
[13:35] Louise
    So we aim to be concubines!
[13:40] Iina
    That's true. It's common for
    nobles to have concubines.
[13:44] Louise
    Since we're daughters of military
    retainers, it might be impossible
[13:48] Louise
    for us to be official wives,
[13:50] Louise
    but we can still become concubines!
[13:53] Iina
    It might be possible.
[13:54] Louise
    Then, once we're with him,
[13:56] Louise
    we can use our privileged position
    to work Er like a cart horse!
[14:06] Well
    I'm home.
[14:08] Louise
    Okay, time to commence Operation
    Concubine Seduction!
[14:13] Iina
    Operation Concubine Seduction?
[14:16] Louise
    Just watch.
[14:40] Miriam
    Dinner is ready!
[14:42] Well
    Okay.
[15:00] Iina
    What are you doing? You just bought that.
[15:03] Louise
    I'm making a new outfit for
    Operation Concubine Seduction II.
[15:10] Iina
    You're remarkable, Louise.
[15:13] Iina
    I can't be that aggressive
    about things like this.
[15:17] Louise
    I can't, either.
[15:20] Louise
    But if I manage to become Well's concubine,
[15:23] Louise
    then one day, I might be able to
    open a school to teach my own style.
[15:28] Louise
    Then my family might finally recognize me.
[15:35] Iina
    I'm sorry.
[15:37] Iina
    You're right. I'll do my best, too.
[15:40] Louise
    There, all done!
[15:42] Louise
    This one's yours, Iina!
[15:44] Iina
    Huh? There's one for me?
[15:47] Iina
    Thank you!
[15:49] Louise
    Here, try it on!
[15:50] Iina
    Okay!
[15:58] Iina
    Absolutely not.
[15:59] Louise
    Huh? Why not?
[16:00] Louise
    It covers what it needs to!
[16:02] Iina
    It reveals nearly everything!
[16:04] Louise
    Huh? But this is what mine's like.
[16:05] Iina
    That's just a few strings! No, threads!
[16:10] Sebastian
    Your invitation.
[16:14] Sebastian
    To have dinner with Elise tomorrow night.
[16:19] Well
    All right...
[16:34] Chef
    Tonight, we have prepared a course
    of several original dishes
[16:38] ---
    inspired by the achievements of "Saint"
    Hohenheim and the Dragon Slayer.
[16:43] Chef
    We hope you enjoy them.
[16:52] Well
    It's sea bream.
[16:57] Elise
    Yes, it's sea bream.
[17:00] Well
    It's good, isn't it?
[17:01] Elise
    Yes, it's good.
[17:04] Well
    Right?
[17:12] Well
    It was good, wasn't it?
[17:13] Elise
    Yes, it was good.
[17:17] Well
    Then I suppose I should...
[17:20] Sebastian
    Sir Baumeister...
[17:21] Sebastian
    This is your first date.
[17:24] Sebastian
    Why not be a gentleman and give
    her something to commemorate it?
[17:28] Well
    Commemorate?
[17:30] Clerk
    Dragon Slayer and "Saint" Hohenheim...
[17:34] Clerk
    Today we have prepared this selection of
    items to suit you two and your betrothal.
[17:42] Well
    He meant an engagement ring, huh?
[17:48] Well
    By the way, how much are these?
[17:51] Clerk
    Well, they range from 10 to 50 gold coins.
[17:55] Well
    So one to five million yen...
[17:58] Well
    That's nobility for you.
[18:00] Well
    Even though they're so
    ostentatious and unrefined...
[18:06] Elise
    Um, Baronet Baumeister...
[18:11] Elise
    You don't have to buy me
    something this expensive.
[18:15] Well
    It's all right.
[18:17] ---
    I received a substantial reward
    for defeating that bone dragon.
[18:30] Well
    This is...
[18:34] Clerk
    An engagement ring is something that
    "Saint" Hohenheim will wear frequently.
[18:40] Clerk
    I think that one might be too plain.
[18:47] Well
    Still, I'll take this one.
[18:49] Clerk
    As you wish.
[18:51] Well
    How much is it?
[18:53] Clerk
    This one will cost 300 gold coins.
[18:56] Well
    300 million yen?!
[18:59] Clerk
    It's specially crafted using a magic stone.
[19:02] Well
    Still, that's...
[19:07] Well
    I'll take it.
[19:08] Clerk
    Thank you very much for your purchase.
[19:24] Elise
    Baronet Baumeister...
[19:26] Well
    Yes?
[19:28] Elise
    The truth is that you were able to see
    that this ring had a magic stone, isn't it?
[19:34] Well
    Huh?
[19:35] Elise
    According to the shopkeeper we just spoke to,
[19:38] ---
    this ring is capable of
    storing great magic power.
[19:43] Elise
    So wearing this would surely
[19:46] ---
    allow me to be useful to you in the future.
[19:52] Elise
    So understanding all of that, you...
[19:53] Well
    No, to be honest, I didn't
    realize that was a magic stone.
[20:00] Elise
    Then why did you choose this one?
[20:02] Well
    Huh?
[20:04] Well
    Well, I just chose a ring
    I thought would look good on you.
[20:11] Well
    Oh, was it too plain?
[20:15] Elise
    No...
[20:18] Well
    Oh, that's a relief.
[20:22] Well
    Anyway, you're incredible, Elise.
[20:27] Well
    I mean, these past few days,
[20:29] ---
    I've been feeling the pressure of suddenly
    being called a hero or the Dragon Slayer.
[20:35] Elise
    Pressure, you say?
[20:38] Well
    Even today, part of me is wondering
    if I'm actually acting like a hero.
[20:43] Well
    I'm not even that brave.
[20:48] Well
    But you've been called a saint
    ever since you were little, right?
[20:53] Elise
    No, I wasn't...
[20:56] Well
    It must have been hard.
[20:59] Well
    Oh, right.
[21:00] Well
    They said this ring would glow
    when you put magic into it, right?
[21:04] Well
    Can I see it a moment?
[21:22] Well
    Incredible...
[21:33] Hohenheim
    So?
[21:34] Hohenheim
    What did you think of that boy?
[21:38] Sebastian
    He's a bit hard to discern.
[21:44] Sebastian
    Most men before him have treated
    Elise as "Saint" Hohenheim,
[21:52] Sebastian
    but Sir Baumeister treated
    her like a normal young girl.
[21:59] Sebastian
    I have no idea what he's thinking.
[22:03] Well
    That sea bream we had earlier...
[22:05] Well
    It would have been great
    with some soy sauce.

Season 1

E6 - A Bullet Tour? Are You Kidding Me?!

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[00:11] Er
    So what happened to becoming
    Well's concubines?
[00:16] Louise
    Oh, Operation Concubine Seduction?
[00:19] Louise
    Well, we're already his fellow party members.
[00:22] Louise
    We figure there's no need to rush things.
[00:24] Iina
    Besides, our summer break is almost over.
[00:28] Louise
    So we'll resume Operation Concubine
    Seduction after we return to Breichburg.
[00:35] Louise
    Look forward to it.
[00:38] Er
    I guess he does have Elise
    in the capital, after all.
[00:47] Elise
    Pardon the intrusion.
[00:49] Erich
    She says she's come here to see Well.
[00:51] Er
    Oh, um... Well's been summoned
    to the castle, you see...
[00:55] Elise
    Yes... I was just hoping to talk a bit.
[01:04] Elise
    Um, would you all mind if I asked you...
[01:09] Elise
    what kind of man Baronet Baumeister is?
[01:16] King
    I would like you to slay a dragon.
[01:20] Well
    Dra—
[01:23] Well
    I humbly accept.
[01:27] Well
    I'm a corporate slave.
SIGN    The 8th Son?
     Are You Kidding Me?
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     Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN    The 8th Son?
     Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN    The 8th Son?
     Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN    The 8th Son?
     Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN    The 8th Son?
     Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN    The 8th Son?
     Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN    The 8th Son?
     Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN    The Kingdom of Helmut
SIGN    Episode 6
    A Bullet Tour? Are You Kidding Me?!
[03:00] Warren
    Palkenya Prairie.
[03:02] Warren
    If we can develop this region,
[03:04] ---
    we'll resolve the food shortages in the capital.
[03:07] Warren
    But this prairie is the territory
    of an ancient dragon, Greigorland,
[03:12] Warren
    making development difficult.
[03:15] Brantag
    So that's why you want us.
SIGN    Dukedom of Blois
SIGN    Brotrich
[03:17] Warren
    Only mages can withstand a dragon's breath.
[03:21] Well
    But just the two of us?
[03:26] King
    Worry not.
[03:28] King
    There will be three of you, not two.
[03:32] Armstrong
    Excuse me!
[03:34] Armstrong
    Ah, Sir Brantag!
[03:37] Brantag
    I see. So this is the third man.
[03:40] Armstrong
    It's been a long time.
[03:42] Armstrong
    Good to see you're doing well!
[03:45] Armstrong
    So this young man must be the
    hero who slew that bone dragon!
[03:51] Well
    Um, is there something...
[03:58] Armstrong
    You're even better than I hoped!
[04:01] Warren
    You're before His Majesty.
[04:02] Armstrong
    Oh, right.
[04:09] Armstrong
    Your Majesty, the three of us shall
    set out for Palkenya Prairie at once.
[04:15] Well
    Huh? At once?
[04:19] Armstrong
    We vow to put an end to that
    loathsome dragon for good!
[04:26] King
    I'm counting on you.
[04:30] Well
    He has incredible magic power,
[04:33] ---
    but he looks more like a legendary warrior.
[04:35] Brantag
    No, that's the Palace Magician, Armstrong.
[04:40] Brantag
    He's a respectable mage.
[04:51] Well
    He's fast.
[04:53] Brantag
    Disturbingly so.
[04:55] Armstrong
    First, we'll be going to the military garrison
     that's on the border of Palkenya Prairie.
[05:00] Armstrong
    There, we'll iron out our strategy,
    make what preparations are needed,
[05:04] Armstrong
    and then head off to slay the dragon!
[05:07] Well
    Preparations, huh?
[05:09] Well
    I bet this means trouble for the others, too.
[05:15] Er
    Baronet Baumeister?
[05:18] Erich
    We just received a messenger from the palace.
[05:21] Erich
    Remember how Well and the others
    left to slay a dragon a few days ago?
[05:26] Erich
    Apparently, there are a lot of
    monsters living on that prairie,
[05:30] Erich
    and there's a chance they
    might attack the towns
[05:32] Erich
    once the dragon's gone and nothing
    is left to keep them in check,
[05:36] Erich
    so they've decided to try
    and exterminate them.
[05:40] Erich
    Baronet Baumeister and the garrison
    have been stuck with that mission.
[05:46] Iina
    Wait a moment.
[05:47] Iina
    Well doesn't have an army.
[05:50] Erich
    Which is why they've formed a temporary army.
[05:54] Iina
    Shouldn't a landed noble with an actual
    army be put in charge of that mission?
[06:00] Erich
    Yeah, but they would want the land, so...
[06:03] Iina
    Huh? So you mean...
[06:06] Erich
    Yes. The palace doesn't want
    to give away the vast lands
[06:09] ---
    they're hoping to acquire as
    a reward for merits in battle.
[06:18] Iina
    So that's why they're turning to Well,
    a noble of the robe who owns no land.
[06:23] Erich
    They can settle the matter of rewards with
    medals and money if it's a noble of the robe.
[06:28] Roderich
    My Spinning Spear is perfect
    for exterminating monsters!
[06:37] Louise
    They're the ones who'll be in
    Baronet Baumeister's army?
[06:40] Er
    It must be tough being the commander.
[06:44] Erich
    Normally, Well should take up that role,
[06:46] Erich
    but when he's not around,
    his retainer will have to do it for him.
[06:50] Er
    Right. He'll need his retainer...
[06:54] Er
    Retainer?!
[06:55] Erich
    We're counting on you.
[06:57] Er
    Hold on! I-I can't take command just like that!
[07:00] Iina
    You'll just have to.
[07:02] Iina
    You're Well's only retainer, after all.
[07:04] Erich
    I'll help you out, too.
[07:06] Erich
    Anyway, it's mostly just in name only.
[07:08] Er
    But still...
[07:10] Louise
    You'll be fine!
[07:11] Louise
    No one's expecting you to
    be a replacement for Well.
[07:15] Louise
    But the army needs someone
    to put on a pedestal.
[07:18] Louise
    Meaning you're just a figurehead!
[07:21] Louise
    So do your best out there!
[07:23] Louise
    R-Right...
[07:26] Iina
    I can understand why you'd be worried, though,
[07:29] ---
    with a ragtag army like that.
[07:32] Erich
    That may be true,
[07:35] ---
    but I think you can rely on them.
[07:46] Erich
    Every one of them is a noble's
    child or masterless retainer.
[07:51] Erich
    They're all hoping to earn some glory
[07:53] Erich
    in this battle and fuel their rise in society,
[07:55] Erich
    so they're brimming with optimistic ambition.
[08:11] Iina
    Sorry... I might be getting anxious, too.
[08:14] Er
    This will basically be our
    debut battle, after all.
[08:17] Louise
    We'll be fine.
[08:19] Louise
    Well's debut battle was
    against a bone dragon, right?
[08:22] Louise
    Compared to that, regular monsters are nothi—
[08:30] Erise
    Forgive me for visiting so late.
[08:32] Er
    Elise? What brings you here?
[08:34] Elise
    Priests who can use healing magic
    were ordered to join the campaign.
[08:39] Er
    Oh, so that's why.
[08:43] Elise
    Um, where's Baronet Baumeister?
[08:47] Iina
    He just left the garrison a little while ago.
[08:52] Louise
    He said he was going to be camping
    out near the dragon's den tonight.
[08:57] Louise
    When dawn comes,
    they're setting out to slay it.
[09:02] Elise
    I see.
[09:18] Armstrong
    All right, let the battle begin!
[09:22] Armstrong
    ...begin!
[09:38] Armstrong
    Magic Mobile Armor, equip!
[10:12] Well
    That's the magic that converts
    magic power into physical objects?
[10:14] Brantag
    Yeah.
[10:16] Brantag
    On top of that,
[10:17] Brantag
    its defensive strength is overwhelmingly
    greater than a magic barrier.
[10:22] Brantag
    What's more...
[10:23] Brantag
    is his unparalleled physical enhancement.
[10:27] Brantag
    You should start getting ready, boy.
[10:29] Well
    Right!
[10:32] Armstrong
    You're not getting away!
[10:34] Well
    Does he really need us here?
[10:37] Brantag
    Maybe not.
[10:39] Brantag
    But his Magic Mobile Armor
    consumes magic power quickly.
[10:45] Brantag
    If his magic runs out on him, it's all over.
[10:50] Brantag
    That's why he's focusing on pinning it down
    so you can deal the finishing blow.
[10:56] Armstrong
    Now, young man!
[10:58] Well
    R-Right!
[11:02] Well
    I want to go home already!
[11:16] Iina
    Elise.
[11:19] Iina
    I was wondering if you'd like
    to join us for breakfast.
[11:23] Elise
    Of course.
[11:27] Elise
    What is this?
[11:28] Er
    Well taught us about these.
[11:30] Er
    He called them "miso balls."
[11:32] Louise
    Watch. You crush them with a spoon like this.
[11:35] Elise
    Crush them?
[11:37] Louise
    There, now it's miso soup! Try it!
[11:44] Elise
    It's delicious.
[11:45] Er
    I guess even the Saint shares our tastes.
[11:48] Iina
    Of course she does!
[11:51] Iina
    What do you think she is?
[11:52] Er
    Hey, I was just saying it
    because I thought it was cute.
[11:56] Louise
    You can send him to hell if you want.
[11:57] Er
    What's wrong with that?
    It was my honest impression!
[11:59] Iina
    The way you said it sounded creepy!
[12:01] Er
    What do you mean, creepy? How was that creepy?!
[12:02] Paul
    Hey, we have a messenger!
[12:03] Iina
    It was creepy!
[12:06] Paul
    Well and the others have defeated the dragon!
[12:09] All
    Yeah!
[12:20] Brantag
    All right, boy, now hurry up and collect it.
[12:35] Brantag
    You're getting the hang of this.
[12:37] Well
    I was told that there wouldn't
    be a reward for this mission.
[12:41] Armstrong
    Not much we can do when they're calling
    this campaign our obligation as nobles.
[12:46] Brantag
    But you can get more money from selling
    that dragon's parts than from any reward,
[12:53] ---
    so it's not an issue.
[12:54] Well
    Anyway, I guess that takes care of that.
[12:59] Armstrong
    But the real trouble has only just begun.
[13:02] Armstrong
    It's time to brace your
    spirit and your muscles.
[13:07] Well
    But all that's left is taking
    down weaker enemies, right?
[13:10] Brantag
    Boy, do you understand what the scariest
    part of exterminating monsters is?
[13:15] Well
    Huh? There's something more
    terrifying than a dragon?
[13:18] Brantag
    What was it that killed your master?
[13:21] Well
    Numbers...
[13:38] Priest
    Elise, over here.
[13:41] Elise
    All right.
[13:42] Priest
    I'm sorry, we're out of magic.
[13:48] Soldier
    Saint...
[13:50] Elise
    It's all right. Rest easy now.
[13:58] Soldier
    That's "Saint" Hohenheim.
[14:01] Soldier
    We have the Saint behind us.
[14:06] Soldier
    Please help!
[14:08] Priest
    Take him over there.
[14:09] Soldier
    Are you okay?
[14:10] Soldier
    Yeah, I think so.
[14:11] Soldier
    My God, I've never seen
    that many monsters before.
[14:15] Soldier
    Yeah, the front line is in complete chaos.
[14:18] Soldier
    The only reason we're holding
    out is thanks to those mages.
[14:24] Soldier
    But who knows how long that's going to last?
[14:26] Soldier
    Yeah, their magic power isn't unlimited.
[14:29] Soldier
    Ow...
[14:30] Priest
    Elise, could you help over here, too?
[14:34] Elise
    Yes.
[14:48] Elise
    My magic power...
[14:50] Soldier
    Saint, help... Please help...
[15:29] Soldier
    Saint!
[15:32] Elise
    What's wrong?
[15:33] Soldier
    Um, I heard that you were
    engaged to the Dragon Slayer...
[15:40] Soldier
    Man, that guy really is incredible.
[15:44] Elise
    He's safe, then?
[15:46] Soldier
    He's more than safe.
[15:48] Soldier
    Ever since we started exterminating the
    monsters, he's been fighting on the front line.
[15:52] Soldier
    Honestly, we've only been able to
    hold out this long because of him.
[15:56] Soldier
    At this point, he's bolstering
    the spirits of the entire army.
[16:00] Soldier
    He really is a hero, that Dragon Slayer!
[16:03] Elise
    I see.
[16:05] Soldier
    Born heroes really are different
    from the rest of us.
[16:14] (Flashback) Well
    Even today, part of me is wondering
    if I'm actually acting like a hero.
[16:20] (Flashback) Well
    I'm not even that brave.
[16:39] Soldier
    Saint...
[16:46] Elise
    He is still pretending to be our hero.
[16:51] Elise
    So I must also...
[16:56] Soldier
    Saint...
[16:59] Soldier
    Thank you so much.
[17:08] Elise
    Excuse me!
[17:11] Elise
    Please give me medical tools, too.
[17:15] Priest
    Here.
[17:16] Elise
    Thank you.
[17:18] Elise
    I've used up all of my magic power.
[17:21] Elise
    But there's still more I can—
[17:23] Soldier
    A messenger!
[17:25] Soldier
    The troops are returning from the front line!
[17:30] Soldier
    We won...
[17:31] Soldier
    We won!
[17:42] Soldier
    Rescue team!
[17:45] Soldier
    Please come at once!
[17:46] Soldier
    Sir Baumeister has been
    carried here with an injury!
[17:58] Elise
    Baronet Baumeister!
[18:04] Well
    Elise?
[18:14] Well
    Elise? Elise?!
[18:24] Well
    Oh, don't force yourself.
[18:27] Elise
    No, I'm fine now.
[18:30] Well
    I heard many stories about
    you on the front line.
[18:34] Elise
    Huh?
[18:35] Well
    One of the older soldiers
    who had been badly hurt said,
[18:39] Well
    "I was rescued by the Saint
    at the medical tents."
[18:43] Well
    "We have the Saint on our side,
    so we can be strong and fight again."
[18:50] Well
    Everyone was able to fight until the very end
[18:52] ---
    because of all your hard work as the Saint.
[18:56] Well
    Thank you.
[19:01] Well
    Oh, wait here. I'll bring you some water.
[19:12] Well
    Elise?
[19:14] Elise
    You're not a hero.
[19:18] ---
    That's just...
[19:24] Elise
    I understand that you're not some hero...
[19:42] Armstrong
    My niece! I'm sorry we worried you!
[19:48] Well
    Huh? Niece?!
[19:50] Brantag
    What, you didn't know?
[19:53] Brantag
    Elise is the magician's niece.
[19:56] Well
    What?!
[20:20] Well
    Huh?
[20:20] Well
    W-Wait, w-wait, wait!
[20:21] Well
    When was this made?!
[20:23] Er
    Huh? When you were promoted to baron.
[20:26] Er
    See?
[20:26] Er
    There are two medals.
[20:31] Well
    Forget about that. Just bring our stuff in.
[20:36] Iina
    I can't believe we wound
    up staying in the capital.
[20:39] Louise
    Duke Bleichröder's way too dense.
[20:42] ---
    Calling for a continuation of our training
    in the capital at this point in time...
[20:48] Elise
    Sir Wendelin, does the miso go in the kitchen?
[20:51] Well
    I'll carry that, Elise.
[20:55] Louise
    I guess they would start
    living together after that.
[20:58] Iina
    Trying to appeal to him in front
    of his official wife seems a little...
[21:02] Louise
    This is the worst crisis for
    Operation Concubine Seduction!
[21:05] Elise
    That reminds me, there is one
    thing I wanted to ask you.
[21:08] Well
    What's that?
[21:09] Elise
    I was under the impression that you were
    already engaged to Iina and Louise.
[21:18] Well
    N-No, I'm not.
[21:22] Elise
    I see.
[21:23] Elise
    I just assumed you were,
    since you were living together.
[21:26] Well
    What about you, Elise?
[21:28] Well
    I mean, how do you feel about... concubines?
[21:32] Elise
    I think it's perfectly normal.
[21:34] Well
    That's the same businesslike
    response everyone else gives me.
[21:38] Both
    Then we'd like to marry you, too!
[21:40] Well
    What?!
[21:42] Iina
    I feel like this moment is our only chance!
[21:45] Louise
    This is biggest turning point in
    Operation Concubine Seduction!
[21:53] Well
    Then... okay, I guess.
[21:56] Louise
    Yes!
[21:59] Louise
    And that concludes Operation
    Concubine Seduction!
[22:04] Elise
    She seems so happy.

Season 1

E7 - No Magic? Are You Kidding Me?!

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[00:18] Erich
    So now Brother Helmut's
    married into a knightdom, too.
[00:21] Well
    That's how it was for you two as well, right?
[00:25] Paul
    The only reason anyone would want to marry
    us is to become your relative, honestly.
[00:33] Well
    No, I'm sure that's not the only reason.
[00:37] Paul
    Well, you'd better accept it already.
[00:39] Paul
    You're drawing the entire nation's attention.
[00:42] Paul
    You need to make a decision about the
    tournament soon, or you'll embarrass yourself.
[00:46] Well
    Tournament?
[00:48] Erich
    Haven't you heard about it?
[00:50] Erich
    It's a martial arts tournament the kingdom
    hosts once every three years.
[00:54] Erich
    I imagine you'll be
    participating this time, too.
[00:57] Well
    Huh? I will?
[00:58] Paul
    It's established that all nobles
    will participate at least once.
[01:02] Well
    Then I'll enter the mage division.
[01:04] Erich
    There isn't one.
[01:05] Well
    Huh?
[01:06] Erich
    There's only swordsmanship, spearmanship,
    archery, and hand-to-hand.
[01:11] Paul
    But a noble must earn respect for
    their splendid use of the sword.
[01:16] Paul
    So that settles it.
[01:17] Paul
    You'll be in the swordsmanship division.
[01:21] Well
    I see...
[01:25] Well
    Then I'll enhance my body with magic.
[01:28] Erich
    Use of magic is forbidden.
[01:31] Erich
    It's a contest of pure skill, after all.
[01:33] Well
    What? But that's...
[01:36] Well
    I wish there was a kitchen knife division.
SIGN    The 8th Son?
     Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN    The 8th Son?
     Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN    The 8th Son?
     Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN    The 8th Son?
     Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN    The 8th Son?
     Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN    The 8th Son?
     Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN    The 8th Son?
     Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN    The 8th Son?
     Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN    Episode 7
    No Magic? Are You Kidding Me?!
[03:24] Louise
    You always give up so quickly.
[03:26] Louise
    Come on, stand up!
[03:29] Er
    Hey, why don't we try a different regimen?
[03:32] Louise
    Huh? Why?
[03:34] Er
    Because I've been training
    with you every day
[03:36] ---
    for these past six months while you
    enhance your bodies with magic.
[03:40] Er
    I can't keep up anymore.
[03:42] Er
    I'm at my limit.
[03:44] Iina
    I don't have as much magic as Louise, either.
[03:47] Er
    Still, when you use your magic, you're stronger
    than the old man who taught you, right?
[03:51] Er
    That's incredible enough!
[03:54] Er
    While I'm... I'm just...
[03:56] Louise
    Hey, it's Well.
[04:01] Louise
    Huh? Did he have somewhere
    to go after the ceremony?
[04:05] Iina
    He mentioned he needed to
    talk to Cardinal Hohenheim.
[04:10] Er
    Jeez...
[04:11] Er
    Why don't I have any...
[04:18] Er
    ...talent for magic?!
[04:34] Iina
    We should participate in the
    martial arts tournament?
[04:37] Brantag
    Your lord said to put up a fight
    worthy of a retainer's daughter.
[04:42] Brantag
    If you make it through the preliminaries,
     that should be enough.
[04:45] Louise
    That's impossible! It's forbidden
     to use magic there!
[04:49] Brantag
    But if you lose in the first round,
    you'll bring shame on your lord.
[04:59] Er
    Huh? Where are you going?
[05:02] Louise
    To train without using magic.
[05:09] Brantag
    What, you don't need to train, boy?
[05:12] Er
    Even if I'm defeated, I have nothing to lose.
[05:15] Brantag
    Nothing to lose, huh?
[05:17] Brantag
    Could you still say that if you were
    removed from your adventuring party?
[05:22] Er
    Huh? Hold on a minute.
[05:24] Er
    Why would they cut me out?
[05:26] Brantag
    You're all two years away from turning
    15, which will make you adults.
[05:30] Brantag
    From then on, you'll officially be adventurers.
[05:32] Brantag
    But before then, it's only natural to let go
[05:36] ---
    of people who can't pull their weight.
[05:39] Er
    No way. We're connected at our souls.
[05:43] Brantag
    Don't be so naïve.
[05:46] Brantag
    Party members are comrades
[05:48] ---
    who entrust each other with their lives
    in order to achieve their goals.
[05:52] Brantag
    Feelings alone won't cut it.
[05:54] Brantag
    To be honest, I swapped out party
    members a few times myself.
[05:58] Er
    But still, Well would never...
[06:00] Brantag
    Anyway, just make sure you're
    not seen as a hindrance.
[06:07] Brantag
    This is good!
[06:08] Brantag
    What is this black paper?
[06:23] Well
    Nori's so good!
[06:25] Iina
    That reminds me. You're also participating
    in the tournament, aren't you?
[06:29] Well
    Yeah.
[06:29] Well
    And I picked up some information about that.
[06:33] Well
    Word has it that the winner
    of the past two tournaments,
[06:36] ---
    Warren, the Commander of the Royal Knights,
[06:38] Well
    is withdrawing his entry to help
    cultivate the next generation.
[06:42] Louise
    What?! Then victory's already ours!
[06:45] Well
    No, it's not. It just means
    it'll be a little easier.
[06:51] Well
    Um, also, I had something to
    discuss with all of you... uh...
[06:57] Well
    It's about our adventuring party.
[07:01] Well
    That's what I was meeting
    Cardinal Hohenheim about today.
[07:05] Well
    I was actually hoping we
    could add Elise to our party.
[07:09] Elise
    I hope we can all get along.
[07:13] Louise
    Oh, yeah, that's completely fine.
[07:16] Louise
    I mean, having her with us will
    be a big bonus for our party.
[07:20] Iina
    She does bring healing magic
    to our party, after all.
[07:24] Louise
    Want to enter the tournament
    with us while you're at it?
[07:26] Elise
    That does sound fun...
[07:28] Elise
    But there's no division I could enter.
[07:33] Well
    You're okay with it too, right, Er?
[07:35] Er
    Yeah, of course.
[07:37] Well
    That's great.
[07:38] Well
    Now I can focus on the martial arts tournament.
[07:41] Iina
    Huh? I'm surprised you're
    that interested in it.
[07:44] Well
    My goal is to not embarrass myself!
[07:47] Er
    In that case, I'm going to win.
[07:51] Er
    I'll be sure to win it!
[08:03] Louise
    Hey, wait! Wait a minute!
[08:08] Louise
    What's gotten into him?
[08:10] Iina
    Jeez!
[08:17] Er
    I'll win!
[08:19] Louise
    Twenty-six, twenty-seven...
[08:21] Iina
    Twenty-eight, twenty-nine...
[08:24] Louise
    Twenty-eight, twenty-nine...
[08:26] Well
    S-Seven...
[08:28] Er
    Ninety-six, ninety-seven...
[08:32] Er
    Ninety-eight, ninety-nine, victory!
[08:55] Er
    Victory!
[09:09] Well
    They're all incredible.
[09:11] Elise
    Yes.
[09:25] Louise
    It's annoying hearing "victory"
    over and over, but maybe...
[09:29] Iina
    Yeah, he might actually win it.
[09:32] Er
    Victory!
[09:37] Er
    Warren's going to be in the
     martial arts tournament?
[09:39] Well
    Apparently, the king told him that if he
    wanted to cultivate the next generation,
[09:42] ---
    he should become a hurdle
    for them to overcome,
[09:46] Well
    so now he's entering.
[10:08] Louise
    You're not doing your nightly training?
[10:12] Er
    Yeah, I'm not feeling so great.
[10:16] Louise
    Giving up now that Warren's entering?
[10:20] Er
    Have either of you seen Warren's matches?
[10:27] Er
    He's incredible.
[10:28] Er
    There's a reason he climbed all the way up to
[10:31] ---
    Commander of the Royal Knights despite
    being the third son of lesser nobility.
[10:35] Er
    He's already guaranteed to win.
[10:37] Louise
    But even if you don't win...
[10:39] Er
    No way. Since I don't have any talent for magic,
[10:43] ---
    I need to produce results like that,
     or I'll just be a hindrance.
[10:47] Iina
    None of us consider you a hindrance.
[10:52] Er
    People with a talent for magic
    couldn't understand how I feel.
[10:57] Louise
    Is that so?
[11:31] Er
    Well?
[11:38] Er
    Hey, Well, I just want to make sure...
[11:41] Er
    You wouldn't do anything
    like remove me from the party
[11:45] ---
    if I don't happen to win the
    martial arts tournament, right?
[11:54] Er
    Huh? What...
[11:56] Er
    Hey, wake up! Jeez!
[12:01] Well
    Sorry, Elise! I fell asleep
    while waiting for you...
[12:03] Er
    Elise? Would you wake up already?
[12:06] Well
    Er!
[12:08] Well
    Oh, well, apparently she's been feeling
    anxious about joining our party.
[12:14] Er
    Why? Elise would be plenty of
    help with her healing magic.
[12:18] Well
    It's her physical abilities.
[12:20] Well
    She's hasn't trained and honed her
    body like the rest of us have,
[12:25] Well
    so she's worried that she'll hinder us one day.
[12:31] Elise
    One...
[12:32] Well
    So lately, she's been at it every day.
[12:35] Well
    She doesn't want to worry everyone else,
    so she trains in secret early in the mornings.
[12:41] Well
    I guess everyone has insecurities,
    even the ones who seem perfect.
[12:45] Well
    So, did you need something?
[12:47] Er
    Oh, yeah.
[12:49] Er
    I'm going to win that tournament,
    so make sure you watch.
[12:52] Er
    Later.
[13:04] Er
    I'm sorry for being so preoccupied with myself.
[13:09] Louise
    Today I'm going to win!
[13:11] Iina
    I'm not going to lose!
[13:18] Er
    All right!
[13:35] Brantag
    You secured awfully good seats.
[13:38] Armstrong
    But only the finals will be conducted here.
[13:43] Armstrong
    We'll have to pray everyone makes
    it through the preliminaries first.
[13:55] Elise
    Um, if you're interested,
    I brought this for all of you.
[13:58] Iina
    Huh? A lunch box?
[14:01] ---
    Thank you!
[14:02] Louise
    Yahoo!
[14:03] Brantag
    All right, it's almost time to
    head to the preliminary arena.
[14:08] Well
    Ow!
[14:09] Iina
    Were you asleep?
[14:11] Louise
    You're as carefree as ever.
[14:13] Armstrong
    Feel free to come back here if you lose.
[14:17] Armstrong
    We'll welcome you all with open arms.
[14:21] Well
    Okay, let's go!
[14:25] Crowd
    Wendelin! Wendelin! Wendelin!
[14:32] Well
    Huh?
[14:35] Well
    Warren?!
[14:38] Well
    My first match is against Warren?!
[14:41] Well
    But my goal's still the same!
[14:43] Well
    Don't worry about victory!
[14:45] Well
    The most important thing...
[14:48] Well
    is putting up a fight
[14:52] ---
    that won't embarrass me!
[14:57] Well
    Huh?!
[15:13] Armstrong
    You came back so fast, it's like you
    were just out on a little shopping run!
[15:18] Brantag
    I hope Er and the other girls
    don't come back just as quickly.
[15:26] Well
    They won't be coming back that easily.
[15:55] Louise
    Yeah!
[16:02] Louise
    I'm back.
[16:07] Louise
    I lost in the semifinal round
    of the preliminaries.
[16:11] Well
    I see.
[16:13] Brantag
    You did pretty well, considering your
    Magic Fist Style is at a disadvantage
[16:16] ---
    when magic is forbidden.
[16:18] Brantag
    I'm sure your lord will be satisfied.
[16:30] Iina
    If I win this one, I'll clear the preliminaries.
[16:36] Iina
    That sound... It can't be...
[16:41] Iina
    The Spinning Spear guy?!
[16:44] Roderich
    Hmm? You're... with Sir Baumeister!
[16:48] Roderich
    Which means Sir Baumeister is
    somewhere here at this arena?!
[16:56] Iina
    Huh? This guy's surprisingly well defended!
[17:23] Roderich
    My Spinning Spear shall reach Sir Baumeister!
[17:36] Iina
    Good job out there.
[17:37] Louise
    Iina?! What happened?!
[17:40] Iina
    I lost the last match of the preliminaries.
[17:43] Iina
    To the Spinning Spear guy.
[17:45] Louise
    What?!
[17:47] Louise
    So that street performer
    guy was actually strong?
[17:50] Iina
    His name's Roderich,
    and he's more than just strong.
[17:54] Iina
    He was raised by a merchant family, so he
    knows how to do most kinds of accounting.
[17:58] Iina
    He knows the law, too.
[18:00] Iina
    Hey, are you listening, Well?
[18:04] Iina
    He's asleep, isn't he?
[18:06] Elise
    I'm sorry. Apparently he didn't
    get much sleep last night.
[18:10] Louise
    Last night? Why not?
[18:13] Elise
    The lunch boxes I gave you all earlier
    were actually made by Wendelin.
[18:29] Judge
    Winner: Erwin Von Arnim!
[18:34] Judge
    Only one more match before the final—
[18:48] Warren
    I'm looking forward to our match.
[18:56] Judge
    You mustn't risk what might happen.
[18:59] Judge
    You should forfeit now.
[19:01] Er
    But I promised I would win.
[19:05] Louise
    I just heard from Brantag.
[19:07] Louise
    He said he was a bit too harsh with you.
[19:10] Er
    No, it's the truth.
[19:12] Er
    I don't have any talent for magic,
[19:14] ---
    so it won't be that easy for me to
    remain a member of Well's party.
[19:21] Louise
    I'm guessing you haven't looked
    at your lunch box yet, then.
[19:25] Er
    My lunch box?
[19:28] Louise
    Go on, open it.
SIGN    our
SIGN    best
SIGN    do
SIGN    Let's
SIGN    !!
SIGN    Let's do our best!!
[19:36] Iina
    Well was up late last night making these.
[19:40] Louise
    He saw that we were all
    unusually excited for this,
[19:43] Louise
    so he was trying to figure out
    what he could do to help us.
[19:48] Iina
    What he eventually came up with was
    a lunch box to raise our spirits.
[19:52] Louise
    Well will always be Well.
[19:55] Louise
    Now and forever, probably.
[19:58] Iina
    So don't overdo it.
SIGN    Let's
[20:13] Er
    Take this.
[20:14] Iina
    Hey! Were you listening to us at all?!
[20:18] Er
    If a member of his party turned
    and ran before the enemy,
[20:22] Er
    Well would be a laughingstock, right?
[20:25] Er
    All right, I'll be back!
[21:03] Louise
    Good for both of them, finding proper mentors.
[21:07] Well
    Er's getting to learn from Warren, no less.
[21:10] Louise
    My mentor said he was willing
    to train you along with me, too.
[21:15] Louise
    Looks like it'll be smooth sailing
    toward becoming adventurers!
[21:19] Well
    You're right. We need to make the
    most out of these next two years.
[21:24] Well
    Though... who is your mentor, anyway?
[21:28] Well
    Huh?!
[21:30] Well
    No way!
[21:32] Well
    I guess I imagined it.
[21:35] Armstrong
    Sorry to keep you waiting!
[21:38] Well
    Muscles!
[21:44] Louise
    Master!
[21:46] Well
    I had a feeling this might happen.
[21:48] Armstrong
    Now, let's start a training regimen that will
    leave your mind and muscles trembling with joy!
[21:56] Armstrong
    Follow me!
[21:58] Louise
    Yeah! Let's go, Well!
[22:03] Well
    Fine, I'll do it! I'll become a musclehead!
[22:03] Armstrong
    I'm going to train you up!
[22:06] Armstrong
    Yeah!

Season 1

E8 - Presumed Dead? Are You Kidding Me?!

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[00:05] Klaus
    Pardon me.
[00:07] Klaus
    Here is the report on this
    year's tax collection.
[00:13] Artur
    I've entrusted that matter entirely to Kurt.
[00:17] Klaus
    Understood.
[00:18] Karl
    Father!
[00:22] Kurt
    Oh, how are you doing, Karl?
[00:25] Amalie
    Darling, you have a visitor at the mansion.
[00:28] Kurt
    Oh? That's rare here in the countryside.
[00:32] Amalie
    Um...
[00:33] Amalie
    They said they wished to
    speak to you about Wendelin.
[00:39] Adventurer
    This is from Head Auditor
    Ruckner in the capital.
[00:43] Kurt
    Lord Commissioner Ruckner's
    younger brother, then?
[00:46] Kurt
    I bet it's just another request to join
    the family that Wendelin is part of, right?
[00:50] Kurt
    Listen, I don't care how famous
    that boy becomes in the capital.
[00:54] Kurt
    It has nothing to do with us out here!
[00:56] Kurt
    I wish these trifling requests would
    stop coming to me, the family heir.
[00:59] Amalie
    Oh, no!
[01:01] Kurt
    What's the matter, Amalie?
[01:03] Amalie
    This says that Wendelin has passed
    away while exploring ancient ruins.
[01:13] Well
    After three years of harsh
    training with that magician,
[01:16] Well
    I'm finally an adult.
[01:18] Well
    At last, I can make my debut as an adventurer!
[01:22] Well
    Do I look good, Master?
[01:29] Er
    Registering as adventurers
    sure was easy, huh?
[01:33] Louise
    The people at the guild were all business.
[01:36] Iina
    But according to this,
[01:38] Iina
    we'll be hunting in the local
    area for a while at first,
[01:40] Iina
    so it's not worth celebrating much.
SIGN    Adventurer's
    Manual
[01:49] Elise
    You seem happy, Wendelin.
[01:51] Well
    Our days as adventurers
    are just getting started!
[01:54] Well
    Up until now, I've been hogtied
     by the obligations of nobility,
[01:58] Well
    but starting today,
    things will be different!
[02:00] Well
    No one can steal my freedom anymore!
[02:03] Brantag
    Sorry to interrupt the celebration.
[02:06] Well
    Brantag?
[02:08] Brantag
    Your new party has received a request
    to explore some ancient ruins.
[02:13] Well
    Ancient ruins?
SIGN    Mandatory Quest From the King
SIGN    To the Dragon Busters
SIGN    we hereby order you to undertake the following quest
[02:15] Well
    A mandatory quest from the king?
[02:18] Brantag
    You can't turn it down, of course.
[02:20] Well
    Huh? Nothing has changed at all.
SIGN    The 8th Son?
     Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN    The 8th Son?
     Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN    The 8th Son?
     Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN    The 8th Son?
     Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN    The 8th Son?
     Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN    The 8th Son?
     Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN    The 8th Son?
     Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN    The 8th Son?
     Are You Kidding Me?
[03:56] Er
    Um, our new party advisor is supposed
    to be an active adventurer, right?
SIGN    Episode 8
    Presumed Dead? Are You Kidding Me?!
[04:02] Er
    But you're...
[04:04] Brantag
    My lord's ordered my
    temporary return to action.
[04:08] Iina
    Well, we couldn't ask for a better advisor.
[04:15] Brantag
    My lord doesn't want you all to die, after all.
[04:20] Well
    Are these ruins that dangerous?
[04:25] Brantag
    Three years ago, was it?
[04:26] Brantag
    These ruins were discovered
    after we defeated Greigorland.
[04:30] Brantag
    There was an entrance to
    something underground,
[04:32] Brantag
    and the adventurer's guild
    sent several people into it.
[04:36] Louise
    But they never came back?
[04:38] Brantag
    Exactly.
[04:40] Brantag
    So then the guild sent some experienced
    adventurers to follow up...
[04:46] Louise
    But they never came back.
[04:54] Brantag
    That's when the guild realized
[04:56] Brantag
    that if these underground ruins
    could take down such veterans...
[05:00] Elise
    Then there's probably a dragon?
[05:02] Brantag
    Correct.
[05:04] Brantag
    And that's why you were given this quest.
[05:07] Well
    What about that makes it a valid reason?
[05:10] Brantag
    Think about it. What did you guys call
    yourselves when you registered?
[05:15] Five
    The Dragon Busters.
[05:18] Brantag
    Get it now?
[05:26] Well
    There's nothing here.
[05:27] Well
    Anyway, is a party supposed to act like this?
[05:31] Er
    We can't help it!
[05:33] Er
    If a dragon breathes on us out of nowhere,
[05:34] Er
    we'll all be reduced to ash in an instant!
[05:36] Er
    We'll be burned to ash on our first quest!
[05:38] Louise
    Please be our shield, Sir Magic Barrier!
[05:45] Brantag
    Doesn't look like you have to worry
    about turning to ash, at least.
[05:48] Brantag
    I cast my detection spell, but I'm not
    even sensing any weak enemies.
[05:52] Louise
    Over there! A door!
[05:57] Brantag
    Let's go.
[06:09] Er
    All right, nothing here, either.
[06:16] Elise
    Doesn't that seem odd, though?
[06:19] Iina
    Where are the adventurers
    who never returned?
[06:22] Brantag
    It can't be...
[06:23] Brantag
    Get out of this room at once! Hurry!
[06:32] Louise
    Huh? What is this?
[06:34] Louise
    My feet are stuck to the floor! I can't move!
[06:36] Brantag
    Tsk! It's a trap left by the
    ancient magic civilization.
[06:39] Brantag
    Listen up, everyone! Be prepared
    for battle at any moment!
[06:42] Brantag
    Even I don't know what's going to—
[06:44] Well
    Brantag!
[06:51] Well
    No way...
[06:53] Elise
    Wendelin!
[06:54] Well
    Elise!
[06:57] Elise
    W-Wendelin...
SIGN    Welcome to Reverse Hanging
[07:18] Well
    "Welcome to Reverse Hanging"...
[07:21] Well
    What is this?
[07:23] Brantag
    That was a trap from the
    ancient magic civilization.
[07:26] ---
    It uses magic circles to teleport
    victims down to the bottom floor,
[07:29] Brantag
    forcing them to make their way back to
    the surface if they want to survive.
[07:32] Brantag
    I'd only ever read about it, myself.
[07:35] Louise
    Reach the surface from the bottom floor?
[07:37] Louise
    That's easy, right, Well?
[07:39] Well
    Huh?
[07:40] Louise
    Show us that te-le-port-ing!
[07:47] Brantag
    Tell them.
[07:49] Well
    Uh, in order to use teleportation,
[07:52] ---
    I need complete awareness
    of where I'm teleporting to,
[07:54] ---
    as well as where I currently am.
[07:58] Well
    But I don't know where we are right now, so...
[08:00] Well
    Oh, Elise, you're awake.
[08:03] Well
    Are you all right?
[08:04] Elise
    I'm sorry for worrying you.
[08:06] Iina
    Now we're all safely together.
[08:09] Louise
    That's a good thing,
[08:11] Louise
    but you're telling us you
    can't use teleportation here?!
[08:13] Louise
    Then what are we supposed to do?
[08:16] Well
    We climb up normally?
[08:19] Iina
    Whoever built these ruins...
[08:21] Louise
    ...was an awful person.
[08:40] Brantag
    So, I wonder what's lying
    in wait for us here.
[08:57] Well
    Let's go.
[09:06] Iina
    Whoever built these ruins...
[09:08] Louise
    ...was deranged.
[09:13] Well
    Nowhere to run, huh?
[09:19] Brantag
    Tsk! Looks like they're waking up, too.
[09:22] Well
    Everyone, step back! I'll use magic to—
[09:24] Er
    You should be the one to step back, Well.
[09:26] Iina
    We have no idea how many more
    floors we'll have to climb up,
[09:30] Iina
    so you should hold off on any major
    spells and conserve your magic.
[09:33] Louise
    As long as it's not dragon's breath,
     we can hold our own.
[09:36] Well
    All of you...
[09:37] Er
    It's finally time to show off
    the fruits of my training!
[09:55] Elise
    Wow...
[09:59] Well
    A wall of wind?
[10:01] Brantag
    Boy! You and I should support them by using
    wind magic to limit the golems' movement,
[10:06] ---
    and keep them from surrounding
    the three on the front lines!
[10:08] Well
    Roger that!
[10:09] Brantag
    Young Elise, you stay back in the rear
    and focus on healing their injuries!
[10:15] Elise
    Understood.
[10:17] Brantag
    All of you, remember to avoid wasting stamina
    and magic needed for the long battles to come!
[10:22] Brantag
    Now, let's get through this!
[10:24] ---
    Right!
[10:31] Iina
    Their formation crumbled after we
    defeated the mounted golem leading them!
[10:35] ---
    Now's our chance!
[10:36] Louise
    Okay!
[10:37] Louise
    It's my first time using this in actual battle,
[10:40] Louise
    but I can test it out plenty here!
[10:42] Louise
    Here's the result of my
    training with that magician!
[10:44] Louise
    Magic Shock Wave!
[10:54] Er
    It's over.
[10:56] Brantag
    Everyone okay?
[10:57] Louise
    Somehow.
[11:00] Iina
    I'm fine, too—
[11:03] Well
    What is it? Bugs?
[11:05] Iina
    That's...
[11:06] Brantag
    The adventurers who failed
    to explore this place, huh?
[11:11] Louise
    Quiet!
[11:20] Louise
    There are Golems above us!
[11:22] Er
    They're not giving us any time to rest.
[11:24] Louise
    Hurry!
[11:25] Brantag
    Let's go!
[11:29] Well
    How long is this going to go on?
[11:33] Brantag
    Who knows?
[11:41] King
    It's been five days.
[11:44] King
    The irresponsible birds around the
    palace are saying they're dead.
[11:49] Dran
    If Baron Baumeister were to perish there...
[11:55] Behrens
    It would serve those who
    supported the Baron right.
[12:02] Behrens
    Cardinal Hohenheim,
[12:04] Behrens
    I heard the news about your
    granddaughter and her fiancé.
[12:08] Behrens
    You must be beside yourself with worry.
[12:09] Hohenheim
    Not at all.
[12:11] Hohenheim
    I'm certain they shall return alive.
[12:14] Hohenheim
    Farewell.
[12:22] Ruckner
    Cardinal Hohenheim.
[12:24] Hohenheim
    Oh, Lord Commissioner Ruckner.
[12:31] Rukner
    They're dead?
[12:32] Rukner
    Who's spreading such a rumor?
[12:37] Rucker2
    I imagine you must be fraught
    with worry yourself.
[12:39] Adventurer
    The day you become Lord
    Commissioner is nigh, my lord.
[12:46] Rucker2
    Listen. Next, you shall head to
    the remote land in the south
[12:49] ---
    and meet with the eldest brother, Kurt.
[12:51] Rucker2
    Then I want you to encourage him to have
    his sons succeed Baron Baumeister.
[12:56] Adventurer
    As you wish.
[12:59] Ruckner2
    You'd better be dead, Baron Baumeister.
[13:08] Well
    Your food's so good, Elise!
[13:12] Well
    Did you get enough sleep?
[13:14] Elise
    Yes, about two hours just now.
[13:17] Well
    Taking shifts eating and sleeping to recover
    our stamina in response to these long battles...
[13:23] Well
    It's a good strategy, but...
[13:29] Iina
    Sorry for making you use your magic.
[13:32] Brantag
    Nonsense.
[13:33] Brantag
    When would I use it,
     if not at times like this?
[13:35] Well
    We can't keep this up forever.
[13:40] Elise
    Now, Wendelin, you need to rest—
[13:54] Louise
    It's because of that magician's training
    that we're able to do this now, too.
[14:18] Er
    Damn! How long is this going to go on?
[14:25] Well
    I hope the next one's...
[14:37] Louise
    Magic Shock Wave!
[14:42] Er
    We might just die at this rate.
[14:49] Elise
    Don't worry. That's not going to happen.
[14:53] Er
    I suppose I can't die yet.
[14:56] Er
    I haven't won a single match
    against Warren yet.
[15:01] Er
    If I died now, I'd regret it.
[15:08] Elise
    Regret...
[15:28] Elise
    Wendelin...
[15:31] Elise
    Let's make sure we get home alive.
[15:35] Elise
    Otherwise, I'll regret it.
[15:41] Well
    Right.
[15:50] Louise
    None here.
[15:53] Er
    We did it!
[15:54] Er
    It's over!
[15:57] Well
    It's over now?
[16:11] Brantag
    Get back!
[16:16] Brantag
    This one's a dragon golem!
[16:19] Well
    Right when we don't have much magic left!
[16:23] Louise
    Iina!
[16:40] Elise
    Iina, please hang in there!
[16:57] Elise
    Don't worry. I promise I'll save Iina!
[17:04] Brantag
    Things are just going to get worse if
    we keep maintaining this magic barrier.
[17:11] Elise
    How are you doing?
[17:13] Iina
    Thanks. I'm fine now.
[17:15] Iina
    Your healing magic really is a lifesaver.
[17:21] Well
    Then we'll crush that dragon golem.
[17:24] Brantag
    But that thing's body is
    probably made of mythril.
[17:27] Brantag
    Most magic spells won't even scratch—
[17:29] Well
    If we concentrate all of our remaining
    magic as much as possible...
[17:34] Brantag
    I see. It's worth trying.
[17:39] Brantag
    I'll bet all of my magic power on you.
[17:45] Well
    Here we go!
[17:55] Well
    Brantag!
[18:00] Brantag
    You really are just like him, you know.
[18:09] Well
    Brantag...
[18:17] Louise
    Yes! Try harder, Well!
[18:19] Well
    You shouldn't tell someone
    who's trying hard to try harder!
[18:30] Iina
    Well's magic power is all...
[18:35] Well
    Sorry, everyone... I...
[18:40] Louise
    Well...
[18:44] Iina
    Elise?
[18:46] Elise
    This is...
[18:49] Elise
    This is a spell called Miracle's Light!
[18:56] Both
    A kiss?!
[19:46] Er
    Huh? It stopped?
[19:52] Er
    Well!
[19:59] Louise
    That healing spell she
    just used, Miracle's Light...
[20:03] Iina
    Fundamentally, it's a spell
    to recover one's stamina,
[20:07] Iina
    but I've heard it can recover
    some degree of magical power, too.
[20:12] Louise
    So do you have to kiss the person to use it?
[20:15] Iina
    No way.
[20:16] Iina
    The church wouldn't allow that, either.
[20:18] Louise
    So you're saying she took advantage
    of the chaos to kiss him?!
[20:22] Iina
    Well, we very well might have died there,
[20:25] Iina
    so I imagine she felt she'd regret it
    if she didn't kiss the man she loves.
[20:30] Er
    Hey, this is incredible!
[20:31] Er
    Come here and have a look!
[20:33] Louise
    Come on, we're totally exhausted right now.
[20:36] Louise
    If this isn't really incredible,
[20:37] Louise
    I'll use what strength I have
    left to beat you black and blue!
[20:41] Er
    Hurry up!
[20:42] Iina
    Yes, yes, we're coming.
[20:44] Louise
    Why are you so excited?
[20:47] Er
    Just come over here!
[20:48] Iina
    This had better be incredible!
[20:50] Er
    It is!
[20:57] Brantag
    Apparently, the mage from
    the ancient magic civilization
[21:00] ---
    who created that nasty underground
    ruin was Count Ichelberg.
[21:05] Brantag
    He was a leading creator of magic items.
[21:08] Well
    But why would he create
    something that elaborate?
[21:12] Brantag
    He probably wanted to test people's talent,
[21:15] Brantag
    to see if they would be worth
    entrusting a legacy like that to.
[21:19] Well
    Legacy?
[21:21] Louise
    Well, come look at this! It's incredible!
[21:28] Louise
    Look at that!
[21:30] Iina
    They're the ancient airships that
    form the core of our magic airships.
[21:33] Well
    Wow...
[21:35] Louise
    Brantag was saying that no one
    has ever discovered so many at once!
[21:40] Er
    That's not all, either.

Season 1

E9 - People Hate Me? Are You Kidding Me?!

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[00:01] Ruckner
    Seven airships,
[00:03] Ruckner
    as well as the shipyard
    that serves as a base for them,
[00:06] Ruckner
    and the two extra-large
    magic stones used to power it.
[00:10] Ruckner
    A dragon golem,
[00:11] Ruckner
    cavalry golems,
[00:13] Ruckner
    soldier golems,
[00:15] Ruckner
    and the mythril and metals composing them.
[00:19] Ruckner
    A new artificial intelligence,
[00:21] Ruckner
    magic collection panels,
[00:23] Ruckner
    and Count Ichelberg's research documents...
[00:26] Ruckner
    All of the above shall be
    purchased by the crown,
[00:29] Ruckner
    while the magic-absorbing
    forced-teleportation magic circle
[00:32] ---
    will be purchased by the magic guild.
[00:34] Ruckner
    Since this was a mandatory quest from
    the king, the reward is increased,
[00:37] Ruckner
    as is the reward from the adventurers' guild.
[00:40] Ruckner
    As a result, the reward for each person is...
[00:45] Ruckner
    Ahem!
[00:47] King
    How much is it, Lord Commissioner Ruckner?
[00:50] Ruckner
    Two million gold coins!
[00:53] Well
    Two million?
[00:56] Well
    So... per person...
[00:58] Well
    That's a lot!
[00:59] Ruckner
    The reward will be paid in
    installments over 20 years,
[01:02] Ruckner
    and the kingdom shall administer
    all of those payments.
[01:08] Armstrong
    What? You're leaving the capital?
[01:11] Well
    I've given it a lot of thought,
[01:14] Well
    and I've decided to base our
    adventures out of Breichburg.
[01:18] Armstrong
    I see. It'll be lonely here without you.
[01:24] Armstrong
    But that, too, is part of life!
[01:26] Armstrong
    In that case,
[01:27] ---
    I shall pour all my energy
    into uncovering the culprit
[01:31] ---
    spreading false claims of death so you may
    travel without worry, Baron Baumeister!
[01:39] Well
    False claims of death? Whose death?
[01:43] Armstrong
    Yours, Baron Baumeister!
[01:46] Well
    People thought I was dead?
[01:50] Armstrong
    Yes. The people were fainting
    when they saw you return alive!
[01:56] Well
    How did such rumors start?
[01:58] Armstrong
    The successful will incur jealousy
    and envy without knowing it,
[02:01] Armstrong
    and find themselves despised
    by people they don't know.
[02:05] Er
    Yeah, all of us are still facing some
    harassment just for sticking with Well.
[02:11] Louise
    On top of that, we're getting
    two million gold now.
[02:14] Louise
    We'll never be able to
    shake off all that envy.
[02:18] Iina
    Speaking of that,
SIGN    Adventurer's Manual
[02:19] ---
    the adventurers' guild has a system for formally
     disputing the division of a reward, right?
[02:24] Iina
    Shouldn't we just use that?
[02:28] Armstrong
    But that system is typically
    used when a party member's
[02:31] ---
    division of the reward is too small, isn't it?
SIGN    Adventurer's Manual
[02:34] Iina
    You can use it when you have other
    disputes regarding the division, too.
[02:39] Iina
    So if we object and say our share
    for this quest is too great...
[02:43] Louise
    That's right!
[02:45] Louise
    Then we won't have to deal with that
    harassingly large sum of money!
[02:51] Er
    We're already receiving
    plenty from Well as it is.
[02:55] Armstrong
    But where would the money
    you free up be redistributed?
[03:03] Well
    What?!
[03:04] Well
    Wait, wait! I don't want that much, either!
[03:07] Iina
    By the way, what are you going to do, Elise?
[03:11] Elise
    All of my assets belong to Wendelin.
[03:17] Louise
    So congratulations on receiving
    ten million gold coins!
[03:22] Well
    They keep piling on reasons to hate me...
[03:24] Well
    I'm not a bowl of ramen!
SIGN    The 8th Son?
     Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN    The 8th Son?
     Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN    The 8th Son?
     Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN    The 8th Son?
     Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN    The 8th Son?
     Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN    The 8th Son?
     Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN    The 8th Son?
     Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN    The 8th Son?
     Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN    Episode 9
    People Hate Me? Are You Kidding Me?!
[04:57] Behrens
    Tsk! I can't believe that brat survived.
[05:01] Dran
    Are you not frustrated, Sir Ruckner?
[05:04] Dran
    Wasn't this your chance to come out
    ahead of the Lord Commissioner?
[05:08] Rukner2
    Well, it worked out fine.
[05:10] Rukner2
    After all, many who don't think
    fondly of Baron Baumeister
[05:14] ---
    and those flocking to him have
    now come together right here.
[05:20] Behrens
    Was that your real goal from the beginning?
[05:24] Dran
    True, with this many brought together,
[05:27] ---
    making an annoyance disappear
    would be a simple matter.
[05:55] Well
    Hey, so I was thinking of having
    someone watch over this mansion
[06:01] ---
    after we move to Breichburg.
[06:04] Er
    Yeah, you're currently despised enough
    that someone would proclaim you dead,
[06:10] Er
    so we wouldn't want anyone
    trying anything bad.
[06:12] Iina
    Then we would need someone who's strong,
[06:15] Iina
    capable of maintaining a mansion,
[06:17] Iina
    and loyal to Well.
[06:20] Louise
    You'll never find someone
    who fits the bill that perfectly...
[06:25] Iina
    The strong man who won the spearmanship
    division of the martial arts tournament!
[06:30] Er
    He grew up in a merchant family,
[06:32] Er
    so financial affairs are
    a piece of cake for him.
[06:34] Louise
    And even though Well's been ignoring
    him these past three years...
[06:38] Elise
    He is not deterred from
    making his heartfelt appeal.
[06:41] Four
    Roderich!
[06:44] Well
    Oh...
[06:46] Well
    What?!
[06:51] Well
    Um, I really feel bad asking
    you after all this time...
[06:56] Well
    But if you're still interested
    in working for me...
[07:05] Roderich
    I'm so happy!
[07:07] Well
    R-Really?
[07:09] Louise
    Are we sure we want this guy?
[07:12] Iina
    Well, better him than some weirdo.
[07:16] Iina
    Though he's questionable in his own way...
[07:18] Roderich
    You'll be leaving me in charge
    of your mansion in the capital!
[07:21] Roderich
    Leaving me!
[07:25] Roderich
    To think you'd have such faith in me!
[07:42] Louise
    Someone's there!
[07:44] Er
    Get down!
[07:48] Louise
    I know there was someone there.
[07:51] Roderich
    It may be the one spreading
    word of Sir Baumeister's...
[07:54] Roderich
    No, of my lord's death!
[08:00] Roderich
    Reprehensible fiend!
[08:03] Roderich
    I, Roderich, promise to discover them!
[08:08] Well
    Even the palace said they couldn't pinpoint
    where the rumors originated, though.
[08:14] Well
    Finding them on your own won't be easy.
[08:17] Roderich
    I'll be fine.
[08:20] Roderich
    More importantly, my lord,
    the capital is dangerous for you.
[08:24] Roderich
    It would be wise to leave
    the city as soon as possible.
[08:28] Well
    Actually, there's something
    I still want to do here.
[08:51] Delia
    This way, please.
[08:54] Delia
    This research lab was constructed with the
    ancient magic civilization as its motif.
[09:00] Well
    Wow.
[09:04] Beckenbauer
    It's Baron Baumeister, the man who sold
    us the magic circle from the ruins!
[09:09] Beckenbauer
    I'm the Head Researcher,
    Lucas Götz Beckenbauer.
[09:12] Beckenbauer
    Nice to meet you.
[09:14] Well
    Um, I heard you have a magic circle capable
    of summoning anything the user images?
[09:20] Beckenbauer
    Yes, this is it.
[09:23] Beckenbauer
    It's still a prototype,
[09:25] Beckenbauer
    so depending on the conditions, it may
    require a great deal of magic power,
[09:29] Beckenbauer
    but in theory, it should be able
    to summon anything to you.
[09:32] Er
    Wow, a panty thief would love this.
[09:39] Elise
    Please let us make use of it, then.
[09:42] Beckenbauer
    Sure, go ahead.
[09:47] Beckenbauer
    The most important thing
    here is your imagination.
[09:50] Beckenbauer
    Clearly visualize what you want.
[09:53] Well
    Visualize... Got it.
[09:56] Well
    Okay...
[09:58] Well
    Form a clear picture of what I want...
[10:02] Well
    Imagine it...
[10:11] Louise
    Wow! It really worked!
[10:14] Iina
    Huh? But that's...
[10:23] Well
    Panties?
[10:25] Well
    That's a punch, not panties!
[10:28] Beckenbauer
    Oh? You summoned the very
    panties she was wearing?
[10:31] Beckenbauer
    That's the Dragon Slayer for you!
[10:36] Well
    Hold on, hold on, hold on! That's not it!
[10:38] Well
    My imagination just slipped off course
[10:41] ---
    because a panty thief was mentioned!
[10:44] Well
    Hey, listen, she—
[10:45] Er
    I get it.
[10:47] Er
    You can blame me for your perversion,
[10:50] Er
    so let's just hurry up and
    get what we came here for.
[10:53] Well
    I'm not a pervert. I keep it to myself.
[10:57] Well
    Focus.
[10:59] ---
    Form a clear picture...
[11:02] Well
    Imagine it.
[11:03] ---
    Panties...
[11:04] ---
    To himself...
[11:07] Well
    Now, come to me!
[11:17] Well
    Here it comes!
[11:27] Er
    Ugh, it stinks!
[11:28] Er
    It smells like entrails.
[11:30] Louise
    Oh, Iina, there's blood on your clothes!
[11:33] Iina
    Huh?! Oh, no!
[11:38] Wilma
    It can't be!
[11:40] Well
    We'll need to bathe when we get home.
[11:53] Wilma
    I knew it.
[11:54] Wilma
    What's he up to?
[12:45] Louise
    Wow, even Duke Bleichröder is here.
[12:49] Iina
    Apparently, Well invited him,
    since we'll be in his care in Breichburg.
[12:54] Iina
    So he used his teleportation.
[12:57] Brantag
    He wants to thank those
    who have helped him, huh?
[13:01] Armstrong
    A social ploy befitting Baron Baumeister.
[13:05] Brantag
    The faces here are giving
    me a sour stomach, though.
[13:12] Armstrong
    Everyone here loves Baron Baumeister,
     for many reasons.
[13:19] Well
    Everyone!
[13:22] Well
    Recently, I used the magic guild's magic circle
[13:25] ---
    to catch these from the northern sea.
[13:27] Well
    It's tuna!
[13:33] Paul
    But how are we supposed to eat this?
[13:36] Helmut
    Huh? We don't eat it as-is?
[13:39] Well
    Um, if you'd like, use this.
[13:41] Well
    It took three years to develop,
    but I finally completed this soy sauce!
[14:00] Armstrong
    Tuna with soy sauce is delicious!
[14:07] Well
    Now, please eat up!
[14:09] Well
    We have one more to spare!
[14:21] Roderich
    The one who spread rumors of your
    death was Head Auditor Ruckner.
[14:26] Well
    Isn't Ruckner...
[14:28] Roderich
    Yes.
[14:28] Roderich
    He's Lord Commissioner
    Ruckner's younger brother.
[14:32] Well
    But I don't think I've ever met him.
[14:36] Roderich
    He was just using you, my lord.
[14:40] Roderich
    You have strong ties with his brother,
[14:43] Roderich
    so he was using you to unseat the
    Lord Commissioner from his position.
[14:47] Well
    They're not on good terms, then.
[14:49] Roderich
    He also dispatched a messenger to your home,
[14:55] ---
    in case you had actually died.
[14:59] Well
    Huh?
[15:00] Roderich
    Apparently, he was hoping to make your
    eldest brother Kurt indebted to him
[15:04] ---
    by having his sons inherit after you,
    so that he could gain more influence.
[15:11] Well
    I can't believe he got my family involved.
[15:14] Roderich
    The messenger only left a few days ago,
[15:18] Roderich
    so it will be a while longer
    before he reaches your family.
[15:24] Well
    What a bothersome sibling quarrel.
[15:27] Roderich
    But he should be quiet for a while now.
[15:32] Roderich
    I've already taken measures for you.
[15:35] Behrens
    Sir Ruckner, the town is talking about you!
[15:40] Ruckner2
    Talking about me?
[15:42] Behrens
    They say that you conspired to see
    Baron Baumeister die in the underground ruins!
[15:48] Ruckner2
    Who's spreading such lies?!
[15:52] Wife
    D-Dear, you have a
    messenger from the palace.
[15:57] Rucker2
    The palace?
[15:58] Wife
    Yes, His Majesty has summoned you.
[16:01] Ruckner2
    Tsk!
[16:04] Well
    You spread a false rumor?
[16:06] Roderich
    Yes.
[16:07] Roderich
    I figured the best way to
    fight a rumor was with rumors.
[16:10] Well
    But won't we be in trouble if they find out?
[16:14] Roderich
    We can just pretend we know nothing about it.
[16:18] Well
    It's ultimately just a rumor, huh?
[16:21] Well
    Which means they can also...
[16:23] Roderich
    Yes. He'll face some degree of investigation,
[16:27] Roderich
    but he probably won't be punished for it.
[16:29] Well
    Still, you did a good job
    learning who the culprit was.
[16:33] Roderich
    I had my suspicions from the start.
[16:36] Roderich
    That's just the kind of man
    Head Auditor Ruckner is.
[16:42] Well
    You know him?
[16:44] Roderich
    He's my father.
[16:48] Roderich
    Though he's never once
    recognized me as his son.
[16:53] Roderich
    My mother was a humble merchant's daughter,
[16:55] Roderich
    so she could never become a concubine,
    let alone his official wife.
[17:00] Well
    I see.
[17:02] Roderich
    There's nothing less trustworthy
    than blood ties, in my opinion.
[17:09] Well
    Blood ties, huh?
[17:11] Elise
    Are you all finished discussing your work?
[17:14] Well
    Oh, yeah.
[17:17] Elise
    Roderich, have some if you'd like.
[17:20] Roderich
    What's this?
[17:21] Elise
    It's the fatty tuna that Wendelin
    taught me how to prepare.
[17:26] Elise
    It's quite delicious.
[17:30] Wilma
    I can't take it anymore.
[17:59] Er
    Hold it!
[18:04] Er
    No way!
[18:14] Wilma
    It's so good.
[18:18] Edgar
    Hey, sorry I'm late.
[18:21] Edgar
    Oh, Wilma.
[18:24] ---
    Did you already introduce yourself?
[18:26] Well
    What? You know her, Lord Marshall Edgar?
[18:30] Edgar
    This is Wilma Etol von Asgahan.
[18:32] Edgar
    My daughter.
[18:34] Edgar
    I wanted to introduce her to you.
[18:36] Edgar
    What do you think of Baron Baumeister, Wilma?
[18:39] Wilma
    I've been investigating you...
[18:41] Wilma
    To see if you're someone
    who can properly feed me.
[18:59] Wilma
    You pass.
[19:00] Well
    Um, I'm glad I passed, but...
[19:03] Wilma
    Fatty tuna, fatty tuna, fatty tuna, fatty tuna!
[19:08] Elise
    You want more?
[19:10] Elise
    Please wait a moment.
[19:12] Wilma
    Fatty tuna, fatty tuna...
[19:14] ---
    Fatty tuna, fatty tuna,
    fatty tuna, fatty tuna...
[19:14] Edgar
    Sorry about this. Food is more
    important than anything to Wilma.
[19:20] Brantag
    I see. Hero syndrome, huh?
[19:24] Well
    Hero syndrome?
[19:27] Brantag
    It refers to those who constantly have
    magic running through all their muscles,
[19:31] Brantag
    enhancing their body all the time.
[19:36] Brantag
    Which means...
[19:37] Wilma
    Fatty tuna!
[19:38] ---
    Fatty...
[19:40] Wilma
    Fatty tuna!
[19:44] Brantag
    They have monstrous strength.
[19:46] Edgar
    But it also means they're burning
    magic around the clock.
[19:50] Edgar
    So they have to eat a lot
    to replenish that energy.
[19:55] Edgar
    Which means feeding them costs, well...
[19:59] Edgar
    But that shouldn't be a concern
    for you, Baron Baumeister.
[20:07] Iina
    She's a glutton, but she looks so young!
[20:11] Louise
    What do I do?
[20:12] Louise
    I think I'm feeling maternal instincts!
[20:16] Iina
    Wilma, you leave everything to us!
[20:19] Louise
    We'll fill you up with fatty tuna!
[20:23] Wilma
    Fatty tuna!
[20:27] Edgar
    So there you have it.
[20:29] Edgar
    How about taking her on as a bodyguard?
[20:32] Well
    Um, I'm...
[20:34] Edgar
    You could marry her too, if you'd like!
[20:37] Well
    Please listen to me!
[20:39] Well
    Once we return to Breichburg,
[20:41] Well
    we plan to take on hunts
    like normal adventurers.
[20:44] Well
    So I won't be needing a
    monstrously strong bodyguard.
[20:52] Edgar
    Hunts?
[20:53] Edgar
    What are you talking about?
[20:54] Edgar
    You're going to exterminate
    monsters, aren't you?
[20:57] Well
    Huh?
[20:58] Edgar
    Huh?
[20:59] Edgar
    I'm right, aren't I, Duke Bleichröder?
[21:05] Bleichröder
    Where did you hear about that?
[21:07] Edgar
    I have plenty of information sources.
[21:10] Well
    Um, what is he talking about?
[21:12] Bleichröder
    The truth is, I have a request for you.
[21:21] Amalie
    This says that Wendelin passed away
     while exploring the ancient ruins.
[21:27] Kurt
    Wendelin is dead?
[21:33] Amalie
    It also says that our children should inherit
[21:38] ---
    Baron Baumeister's title and
    estate after his passing.

Season 1

E10 - Toxic? Are You Kidding Me?!

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[00:04] Brantag
    Fifteen years ago,
[00:06] ---
    the former Duke Bleichröder
    led an expedition
[00:09] ---
    into the Enchanted Forest in search
[00:13] ---
    of a magical panacea,
[00:14] Well
    This makes me nostalgic...
[00:15] Brantag
    but it couldn't have ended worse,
    leaving 2,000 soldiers
[00:16] Well
    This watered-down tea.
[00:19] Brantag
    and the former duke dead.
[00:22] Artur
    We responded to the former duke's request
    and dispatched our army, as well,
[00:27] Artur
    but the leader and everyone else...
[00:31] Brantag
    The corpses of all those fallen have now
    become undead, specifically zombies.
[00:38] Brantag
    This is why our Lord has requested that we
    purify all the undead before they can become
[00:44] ---
    greater undead, like liches.
[00:49] Kurt
    He's asking us to send troops again?
[00:52] Er
    Who's that guy with the bad attitude?
[00:56] Iina
    They just mentioned it, remember?
[00:57] Iina
    That's Well's eldest brother, Kurt.
[01:01] Iina
    That one's the second brother, Hermann,
[01:03] Iina
    and if I remember right, the one
    behind them is a village chief
[01:07] ---
    who's a close aide to their father.
[01:09] Brantag
    We'll be handling the task of purification.
[01:12] Brantag
    The reason we paid you a visit
[01:13] ---
    was to discuss how to handle the monsters
    we'll defeat during that process.
[01:17] Kurt
    The Enchanted Forest is our domain!
[01:20] Kurt
    So it's standard for you to pay tribute
[01:22] ---
    after converting any raw materials from
    the monsters defeated there into coin!
[01:27] Brantag
    Yes, and we intend to do so.
[01:29] Brantag
    Which is why we're here to
    negotiate the rate of tribute.
[01:35] Kurt
    Klaus, how much is standard?
[01:38] Klaus
    I'd say... roughly thirty percent.
[01:42] Kurt
    Fifty percent, then.
[01:45] Kurt
    If you can't pay it, then give up and leave.
[01:49] Hermann
    And what will you do with the arms
    and armor of the purified soldiers?
[01:52] Brantag
    We intend to recover as many of
    their personal effects as possible.
[01:56] Hermann
    I see.
[01:58] Hermann
    Hear that, Brother?
[02:00] Hermann
    They're willing to retrieve
    our people's belongings.
[02:03] Hermann
    Let's be reasonable.
[02:05] Kurt
    There's no need to recover their belongings.
[02:08] Hermann
    What are you saying?
[02:10] Kurt
    All of our soldiers are poor.
[02:13] Kurt
    None of them possess any
    items worth anything.
[02:15] Kurt
    So retrieving them isn't necessary.
[02:18] Er
    This guy...
[02:20] Kurt
    Besides, their funerals have already been held.
[02:24] Elise
    Pardon me,
[02:25] ---
    but unless funerals are conducted
    after the souls have been purified,
[02:29] Elise
    they won't give the dead true peace.
[02:32] Elise
    I would be happy to help conduct the
    funerals again after purification.
[02:39] Kurt
    Could you please back down, "Saint"?
[02:43] Kurt
    We're impoverished nobles.
[02:45] Kurt
    You're after the gratuities due
    when performing a funeral, right?
[02:52] Er
    Hey! Would you cut it out already?
[02:55] Kurt
    Wendelin, you might be the heroic
    Dragon Slayer or whatever now,
[02:59] Kurt
    but are all your men ruffians, as well?
[03:02] Er
    Th-This jerk...
[03:04] Well
    I sincerely appreciate your valuable opinion!
[03:08] Well
    I will be sure to keep it in mind.
[03:11] Well
    Now, shall we begin the official
    negotiations, Sir Baumeister?
[03:16] Kurt
    How dare you?!
[03:17] Kurt
    Are you suggesting any discussion
    with me isn't official?!
[03:21] Iina
    We are here to negotiate with
    the lord, Sir Baumeister.
[03:25] Louise
    Furthermore, you should be
    more considerate of your tone.
[03:29] Louise
    Even if this man is your younger brother,
     he's still a baron.
[03:32] Kurt
    You dare speak to me like
    that as mere retainers?!
[03:39] Wilma
    I'm hungry.
[03:43] Well
    For whatever reason,
[03:45] ---
    my brother's turned into a toxic client.
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    Toxic? Are You Kidding Me?!
[05:23] Kurt
    What was the head auditor thinking,
    sending me such an injudicious letter?!
[05:28] Eckhart
    Now, let's begin the village meeting.
[05:31] Jurgen
    Um, before we start,
[05:33] Jurgen
    I've heard that Sir Wendelin has
    returned to purify our sons
[05:37] ---
    who were left behind in the forest.
[05:45] Kurt
    What of it?
[05:47] Eckhart
    Listen! That man has not returned home!
[05:51] Eckhart
    He is only here as an adventurer
    fulfilling a quest!
[05:54] Eckhart
    Once he finishes purifying them,
    he will leave this land once more!
[05:58] Eckhart
    Isn't that right, Sir Kurt?
[06:05] Well
    Has he always hated me that much?
[06:09] Hermann
    It was after you left home
    that he lost all reason.
[06:13] Hermann
    He's constantly been on edge,
[06:15] Hermann
    afraid the heroic Dragon Slayer
    would steal his position
[06:18] ---
    as heir to the knightdom.
[06:20] Well
    But I'd never do that to him.
[06:23] Marlene
    All right, everyone,
[06:25] Marlene
    thank you for waiting!
[06:29] Wilma
    Marlene!
[06:36] Marlene
    Darling, pour Brantag a drink.
[06:39] Hermann
    Oh, sorry.
[06:41] Hermann
    Here, have some.
[06:43] Hermann
    This is mead made here on our land.
[06:46] Brantag
    No, I'll pass on liquor tonight.
[06:50] Louise
    What? That's unusual!
[06:52] Louise
    You're usually drowning in
    liquor from dawn to dusk.
[06:55] Brantag
    That's an exaggeration.
[06:59] Marlene
    Darling, offer Well some pie.
[07:02] Hermann
    Oh, right, right.
[07:03] Marlene
    I wish you luck, Well.
[07:05] Marlene
    I'm sure my own grandfather has become
    one of the undead in the forest, too.
[07:10] Well
    He was the head attendant, right?
[07:13] Marlene
    He took good care of me when I was little.
[07:16] Well
    I'll search for his belongings.
[07:20] Marlene
    What a fine man you are!
[07:22] Marlene
    Nothing like that imbecile!
[07:24] Marlene
    Oh, if only you were the heir, Well!
[07:28] Hermann
    Hey, don't say that so loudly.
[07:30] Marlene
    Who cares?
[07:32] Marlene
    It's what everyone thinks!
[07:34] Iina
    I think we're about to get
    caught up in a succession crisis.
[07:39] Louise
    It looks like...
[07:41] Well
    The best thing to do is
    finish up quickly and leave.
[07:56] Well
    All right, let's commence the operation
    to lure the zombies to us!
[08:00] All
    One, two!
[08:01] Er
    Hey! Soldiers of the Bleichröder Dukedom!
[08:06] Iina
    How could you let 2,000 men die?
[08:08] Iina
    Is your military incompetent?
[08:11] Louise
    No, no, they're worse than that.
[08:13] Louise
    Right, Dunce Dukedom?
[08:16] Well
    You even brought my master down with you,
[08:19] Well
    you useless commanders!
[08:20] Wilma
    You're rotten and nasty!
    You're rotten and nasty!
[08:27] Elise
    Um, will this really draw out the undead?
[08:31] Brantag
    Yes, it'll lure them out.
[08:34] Brantag
    They may not be all too smart,
[08:36] Brantag
    but they still know when
    they're being insulted.
[08:45] Er
    Here they come.
[08:47] Iina
    They're over here, too.
[08:48] Well
    Now, Elise!
[09:03] Well
    Now to expand the area of
    this purification spell!
[09:18] Louise
    Here come the zombies!
[09:20] Louise
    A huge march of zombies!
[09:22] Brantag
    Okay, everyone keep your guard up!
[09:26] All
    Right!
[09:38] Er
    We're not doing much.
[09:42] Brantag
    Come on. Retrieving their
    belongings is part of our job.
[09:45] Er
    R-Right.
[09:55] Louise
    Well, look!
[09:57] Louise
    I see one that looks like their boss!
[09:59] Louise
    Right there!
[10:01] Well
    Armor and weapons with
    prominent ornamentation...
[10:04] Well
    There's no mistake.
[10:05] Well
    That's the general commander of this army,
[10:08] Well
    the former Duke Bleichröder.
[10:12] Louise
    All done with the boss!
[10:14] Er
    Huh? Are we finished now?
[10:17] Wilma
    No, there's still that woman's grandfather.
[10:20] Iina
    Right, I don't think we've seen the armor
[10:23] ---
    Marlene said her grandfather was wearing.
[10:33] Er
    Her grandfather?
[10:42] Wilma
    A wyvern.
[10:44] Iina
    It's turned undead, too.
[10:48] Er
    Huh? Then why isn't it being
    purified by the holy magic?
[11:11] Elise
    The magic is working on it.
[11:13] Elise
    But unlike the zombies,
    it'll take time to purify it.
[11:17] Louise
    Well, here come a lot of nasty-looking ones!
[11:20] Er
    These must be the monsters the
    expedition killed fifteen years ago.
[11:25] Iina
    But regular soldiers could
    never defeat these things!
[11:28] Brantag
    Alfred was with them.
[11:31] Well
    That's my master for you.
[11:37] Brantag
    All right, keep your guards up this time!
[11:40] Iina
    Right!
[12:03] Louise
    Well, look.
[12:07] Iina
    That armor...
[12:09] Iina
    It's probably her grandfather.
[12:20] Attendant
    My granddaughter?
[12:23] Louise
    It spoke!
[12:24] Brantag
    Tsk! It's turned into a damn lich.
[12:28] Well
    She has her husband under her thumb,
[12:30] Well
    and she's living a good life.
[12:32] Attendant
    I see.
[12:49] Attendant
    Take care of her.
[13:07] Jurgen
    Honestly, thank you so much.
[13:10] Jurgen
    Now my son can finally rest in peace.
[13:13] Eckhart
    Listen up, everyone!
[13:15] Eckhart
    Sir Kurt has a message for you!
[13:18] Kurt
    Listen to me. Once the services are over,
[13:22] Kurt
    you are to hand all of the rusted armor
[13:24] ---
    and broken swords over to
    our blacksmith, Eckhart!
[13:27] Crowd
    What? No way!
[13:31] Jurgen
    U-Um, Sir Kurt, we have no
    bodies to bury for our dead,
[13:36] Jurgen
    so we hoped to bury those in their stead.
[13:39] Kurt
    What nonsense.
[13:41] Kurt
    Our territory lacks enough iron.
[13:44] Kurt
    We'll be reusing those
    arms to develop this land.
[13:49] Kurt
    That's what the dead would
    truly want, is it not?
[13:52] Jurgen
    But that's cruel.
[13:55] Kurt
    Once the services are done,
    turn them over at once!
[13:59] Well
    Sir Kurt...
[14:00] Kurt
    What, Wendelin?
[14:03] Well
    I understand you're short on resources,
[14:05] Well
    but you don't have to take their things.
[14:07] Kurt
    Do I hear a lowly adventurer
    questioning me, the lord heir?
[14:12] Well
    Then if you had iron,
[14:14] Well
    you wouldn't need to take away their things?
[14:17] Kurt
    Of course.
[14:18] Well
    In that case...
[14:22] Well
    I present you with this.
[14:25] Well
    Now there's no need to take away
    the dead men's belongings, right?
[14:30] Kurt
    Wendelin...
[14:32] Eckhart
    What shall we do, Sir Kurt?
[14:36] Kurt
    Leave him be.
[14:37] Kurt
    He's done with his purification.
[14:40] Kurt
    He'll be leaving this land soon enough.
[14:42] Kurt
    We just have to be patient until then.
[14:46] Jurgen
    Thank you so much, Sir Wendelin!
[14:54] Bleichröder
    You've done well.
[14:56] Bleichröder
    Now we will begin the task
    of identifying their owners.
[15:01] Bleichröder
    We will notify you once
    our assessment is complete.
[15:04] Well
    Mission complete. Now I can
    bid farewell to my old home.
[15:08] Bleichröder
    Now, I would like you to remain on
    standby in the Baumeister Knightdom.
[15:13] Well
    Huh?
[15:14] Bleichröder
    I'll write a letter to Sir Baumeister myself
[15:17] Bleichröder
    so you can go hunting in the Enchanted
    Forest and other undeveloped lands.
[15:21] Well
    Um, if possible, I would prefer to
    be stationed anywhere but my home.
[15:25] Brantag
    Come on, what's wrong with
    staying there a while?
[15:28] Well
    Huh?
[15:29] Brantag
    Their mead is superb!
[15:32] Louise
    You never drank any, Brantag.
[15:42] Ruckner
    All goes as planned?
[15:45] Bleichröder
    Yes.
[15:54] Klaus
    Oh, Sir Wendelin.
[15:57] Klaus
    I thought you had left already.
[15:59] Well
    That was our plan,
[16:02] Well
    but we were ordered to remain here until
    they identified the owners of those items.
[16:07] Klaus
    Oh?
[16:08] Iina
    But identifying the belongings of
    2,000 dead won't be easy, will it?
[16:13] Louise
    They all look the same, too,
[16:15] Louise
    so it'll take some time.
[16:17] Klaus
    I see.
[16:21] Klaus
    In that case, would you like to participate
    in the funerals being held tomorrow?
[16:26] Well
    Funerals?
[16:32] Elise
    Now, let us offer up our prayers.
[16:40] Woman
    We're so lucky to have the
    Saint offer prayers for us.
[16:46] Er
    Why is Elise doing this?
[16:48] Well
    Because the priest here
    is getting old, Klaus said.
[16:55] Jurgen
    I can't believe Sir Kurt wouldn't come.
[17:15] Jurgen
    Sir Wendelin, please have
    some mead, if you'd like.
[17:18] Well
    Oh, I'm good. Offer it to Brantag.
[17:22] Jurgen
    Actually, Sir Brantag refused, too.
[17:26] Well
    Huh?
[17:36] Er
    Hey, that's...
[17:39] Er
    The eldest brother's wife, right?
[17:41] Well
    Yeah, that's my sister-in-law, Amalie.
[17:46] Amalie
    Now, let's pray.
[17:48] Both
    Okay.
[17:58] Well
    I'm sorry for not paying you a proper visit.
[18:02] Amalie
    You've been quite busy, Well.
[18:05] Amalie
    Oh, pardon me. I spoke out of old habit.
[18:09] Amalie
    You're a baron now, so I must be more polite.
[18:12] Well
    Oh, I don't mind. This isn't
    a formal setting, anyway.
[18:16] Karl
    Wow, it really is the heroic Dragon Slayer!
[18:20] Oscar
    Hey, please tell us about the time you
    defeated that bone dragon!
[18:27] Louise
    I can't believe it's a bone dragon!
[18:29] Louise
    What is it doing here?!
[18:32] Er
    Bone, bone! Bone, bone, bone!
[18:35] Louise
    Damn! At this rate,
    the airship will be taken down!
[18:36] ---
    Bone, bone, bone, bone!
     Bone, bone, bone, bone! Bone!
[18:39] Iina
    Um, Brantag, if you'd like, he...
[18:39] ---
    Bone, bone, bone, bone, bone!
     Bone, bone, bone, bone! Bone!
[18:43] ---
    Bone! Bone! Bone! Bone!
[18:43] Iina
    I mean, I could blast it with holy magic?
[18:46] ---
    Bone!
[18:46] Louise
    Come on! You're the main character,
    so put some more spirit into it!
[18:48] ---
    Oh, bone! Bone, bone! Bone! Bone!
[18:51] Iina
    But...
[18:52] ---
    Bone! If you don't attack me,
    I'm gonna attack you, bone!
[18:52] Iina
    Why am I playing Well in the first place?
[18:56] Louise
    Would you rather play Brantag, then?
[18:57] ---
    Is that what you want, bone?
    A-Are you sure, bone?!
[18:59] Iina
    I'll stick with Well.
[19:00] Er
    Bone, bone!
[19:02] ---
    Bone! Bone, bone! Bone, bone!
[19:02] Louise
    Hey, boy, do something with your magic!
[19:06] ---
    Bone! Bone, bone... bone...
[19:07] Iina
    Uh, first I fly...
[19:09] Louise
    More spirit!
[19:14] Well
    Your kids have really grown.
[19:17] Amalie
    Yes, and I've gotten older, too.
[19:21] Amalie
    Those children are all I ever think about.
[19:24] Amalie
    I hope they can always get along as brothers.
[19:28] Karl
    Hey! Are we gonna get some candy?
[19:30] Oscar
    Hey, this isn't a festival.
[19:33] Well
    Okay, leave this one to your uncle.
[19:36] Well
    Ta-da!
[19:37] Well
    Stir, stir, stir...
[19:39] Well
    Okay, here you go.
[19:41] Karl
    What is it?
[19:42] Well
    It's mizuame. Try it.
[19:44] Oscar
    Um, okay...
[19:46] Both
    Thank you.
[19:50] Both
    It's good!
[19:52] Wilma
    Hey.
[19:54] Wilma
    Me, too. Me, too!
[19:56] Wilma
    Mizuame for me, too!
[20:00] Wilma
    Stir, stir, stir...
[20:06] Both
    Bye-bye!
[20:13] Klaus
    Sir Wendelin...
[20:18] Klaus
    I have a request.
[20:22] Klaus
    Would you please become
    the heir of this territory?
[20:26] ---
    What?
[20:27] Klaus
    I'm sure you've at least vaguely realized
[20:31] Klaus
    that this is what the people here desire.
[20:34] Well
    Wait, wait... Wh-What brought this on?
[20:37] Klaus
    This land has no future under Sir Kurt.
[20:40] Well
    Um, a-at any rate,
[20:42] ---
    you shouldn't let my father or
    older brother hear about this.
[20:46] Klaus
    I don't care if they do.
[20:47] Klaus
    I've already made my peace.
[20:50] Well
    But I still want to live as an adventurer,
[20:54] Well
    so owning territory would just be...
[20:56] Klaus
    So long as you leave someone
    you trust in charge of the land,
[20:59] ---
    you should be able to continue your adventures.
[21:01] Klaus
    I've heard you already have a retainer
    with talent for such things.
[21:05] Well
    You mean Roderich?
    Where did you learn about him?
[21:10] Klaus
    If you decide to do so,
[21:12] Klaus
    then you will have my support, too.
[21:15] Well
    Wait.
[21:16] Well
    I've already been made the head
    of a different, independent line.
[21:20] Well
    So the royal palace would never
    allow me to inherit this territory.
[21:25] Klaus
    Those at the royal palace aren't
    concerned with such formalities.
[21:29] Well
    What makes you say that?
[21:32] Klaus
    This is something they desire, too.
[21:37] Well
    The palace?
[21:38] Brantag
    You're very clever.
[21:44] Brantag
    I'm surprised a man from these outskirts could
     reach that conclusion from conjecture alone.
[21:49] Klaus
    I'm honored by your compliment.
[21:52] Well
    Brantag, what on earth is going on here?
[21:56] Brantag
    It's exactly as he just said.
[21:59] Brantag
    Those at the palace want you to
    become the lord of this territory.

Season 1

E11 - Between a Rock and a Hard Place? Are You Kidding Me?!

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SIGN    Dukedom of
     Bleichröder
SIGN    Breichburg
SIGN    Great Rieg Mountains
SIGN    Baumeister Knightdom
[00:16] Brantag
    The crown has wanted to develop
[00:19] ---
    this ridiculously large swath of untapped land
[00:22] ---
    and reap huge benefits for several years now.
[00:27] Brantag
    But no matter how much time passes,
    it's not getting built up.
[00:31] Brantag
    Why do you think that is?
[00:34] Well
    Because the lords of these lands have
    all been ordinary people for generations?
[00:38] Brantag
    Correct.
[00:40] Brantag
    On top of that, the next heir in line
    is both ordinary and a scumbag.
[00:46] Brantag
    The royal palace is at their wit's end.
[00:56] Brantag
    That's when you came into the picture.
[01:00] Brantag
    Naturally, those in the palace
    want to replace the current lord.
[01:05] Well
    But they can't give my father such an order.
[01:09] Brantag
    Yeah, because then every lord
    in the country would be afraid.
[01:13] Brantag
    Afraid that they might be replaced,
    too, if it came down to it.
[01:18] Brantag
    Which is why the royal
    palace hatched their plot.
[01:22] Well
    Plot?
[01:24] Well
    You can't mean...
[01:27] Brantag
    That's exactly what I mean.
[01:30] Brantag
    They're going to make that scumbag
    brother of yours blow his top.
[01:34] Brantag
    Then, once you've subjugated him,
[01:36] Brantag
    they'll have your father retire to take
    responsibility for his heir's scandal.
[01:42] Brantag
    That sets you up to replace him as lord.
[01:46] Well
    Then the whole reason they sent me
    here was to provoke Brother Kurt?
[01:53] Brantag
    Yes.
[01:54] Brantag
    Fortunately enough, our lord did have the
    problem of undead that needed purifying.
[01:59] Brantag
    He took advantage of that,
    knowing that if he sent you home,
[02:02] Brantag
    the people would wish for
    you to replace the heir...
[02:08] Brantag
    and that would cause your brother
    to panic and try to kill you.
[02:11] Well
    Wait... If we were embarking
    on such a dangerous operation,
[02:14] Well
    you should have told me ahead of time.
[02:17] Brantag
    But you don't want to become the lord, right?
[02:21] Well
    Yeah, th-that's true, but...
[02:25] Brantag
    Fortunately, this plot was one
    that could be carried out
[02:28] ---
    whether you knew the truth or not.
[02:31] Brantag
    So I kept quiet about it for the time being.
[02:34] Well
    What were you planning to
    do if I actually got killed?
[02:37] Brantag
    You think they could kill you that easily?
[02:41] Brantag
    I've been keeping an eye on you, after all.
[02:44] Well
    That's why you never drank any liquor!
[02:48] Brantag
    That mead sure did look good, though.
[02:53] Well
    Still, though, making me the lord?
[02:57] Brantag
    What're you saying?
[02:58] Brantag
    You're the perfect man for the job.
[03:01] Brantag
    You already possess the vast assets
    needed to develop this land.
[03:06] Well
    Sure, I have more money than
    I know what to do with, but...
[03:11] Well
    Wait, are you saying I kept
    getting all that money
[03:14] ---
    just so I could develop this land one day?
[03:23] Well
    Just how far back did this scheme start?
[03:26] Brantag
    Who knows? What I just told you
    is partially my own speculation.
[03:33] Brantag
    One thing is certain, though.
[03:38] Brantag
    The curtain's already risen on this show.
[03:43] Well
    I just hope it doesn't
    turn out to be a tragedy.
SIGN    The 8th Son?
     Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN    The 8th Son?
     Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN    The 8th Son?
     Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN    The 8th Son?
     Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN    The 8th Son?
     Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN    The 8th Son?
     Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN    The 8th Son?
     Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN    The 8th Son?
     Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN    Episode 11
    Between a Rock and a Hard Place? Are You Kidding Me?!
[05:26] Er
    We have no choice but to do what
    the royal palace wants, right?
[05:32] Iina
    They did say you'd be able to keep
    adventuring after becoming the lord.
[05:38] Louise
    This is unusual.
[05:39] Louise
    Normally you'd just go ahead and
    agree to any orders from above,
[05:43] Louise
    not agonize over it this much.
[05:49] Hermann
    Well, you have visitors.
[05:56] Well
    Here I go.
[05:58] Both
    Okay!
[06:03] Both
    Wow!
[06:06] Louise
    I guess this is why he's constantly
    been agonizing over it.
[06:10] Er
    Huh? You mean if Well becomes
    the lord, then those kids...
[06:14] Iina
    They'll lose their future as nobles.
[06:18] Elise
    Depending on the outcome, they may
    even have to leave this land.
[06:39] Citizen
    Sir Hermann, this is bad!
[06:42] Jurgen
    Listen up, everyone.
[06:43] Jurgen
    I want you to understand that our
    future rests upon these demands.
[06:47] Jurgen
    Let's go!
[06:48] Villagers
    Yeah!
[06:54] Jurgen
    Sir Hermann.
[06:56] Hermann
    Hey, what's going on here?
[06:58] Hermann
    Jurgen, explain yourself.
[07:02] Jurgen
    Um...
[07:05] Jurgen
    We're going to Sir Artur with our demands.
[07:08] Hermann
    Demands?
[07:09] Jurgen
    We want the heir to be
    Sir Wendelin, not Sir Kurt!
[07:14] Well
    Huh?
[07:16] Hermann
    I understand how you feel,
    but Brother Kurt will never allow that.
[07:20] Hermann
    And if this goes poorly, you'll all...
[07:22] Jurgen
    We're not afraid of punishment!
[07:26] Jurgen
    Sir Kurt is giving favorable treatment
    only to those close to him,
[07:31] Jurgen
    and just wringing taxes out of everyone else!
[07:35] Jurgen
    We have all prepared ourselves to fight
    for the future of our grandchildren!
[07:42] Jurgen
    Sir Wendelin, please become our lord!
[07:48] Well
    Um, please give me some more time.
[07:53] Jurgen
    But we've heard they'll finish identifying
    the dead men's things tomorrow,
[07:56] ---
    and that you'll be leaving this land then.
[07:59] Jurgen
    That's why we moved quickly to action.
[08:01] Well
    Wait a minute.
[08:03] Well
    I haven't made any plans like that.
[08:07] Jurgen
    Huh? But...
[08:10] Jurgen
    You told us that, right?
[08:12] Villager
    Me?
[08:13] Villager
    Nuh-uh, it wasn't me.
[08:14] Villager
    It was you, right?
[08:15] Villager
    Huh?
[08:16] Villager
    I never said that.
[08:17] Villager
    Wait... Who did say it?
[08:20] Villager
    But my wife told me she heard it from you.
[08:22] Villager
    What? No way!
[08:24] Villager
    It had to be you!
[08:25] Villager
    It wasn't me!
[08:28] Brantag
    You've made quite a few moves, haven't you?
[08:31] Klaus
    Moves?
[08:33] Klaus
    I have no idea what you speak of.
[08:36] Brantag
    You say this is all for the people,
[08:39] Brantag
    but encouraging them to
    face death and demand it...
[08:45] Brantag
    You're a sly one.
[08:49] Brantag
    If that boy becomes the lord,
    the future of this land is bright.
[08:53] Brantag
    I imagine you'll be given fine treatment, too.
[08:58] Klaus
    I don't want anything like that.
[09:02] Brantag
    It's fine. What you're doing isn't wrong.
[09:05] Brantag
    It's just that the royal palace doesn't
    like others acting on their own.
[09:09] Brantag
    So if you push any harder...
[09:13] Klaus
    I thank you for the warning.
[09:16] Klaus
    But...
[09:18] Klaus
    I am only a simple village chief.
[09:21] Klaus
    I will never be anything more,
[09:23] Klaus
    nor anything less.
[09:26] Klaus
    Excuse me.
[09:34] Klaus
    Sir Brantag...
[09:41] Klaus
    Do be careful around Lady Amalie.
[09:58] Eckhart
    Sir Kurt, how long is that man staying here?
[10:03] Eckhart
    Listen...
[10:04] Eckhart
    This is hard for me to say,
[10:06] Eckhart
    but if he stays here too long,
[10:07] Eckhart
    those ignorant villagers will turn to him.
[10:11] Kurt
    I will not allow it!
[10:13] Kurt
    Any who oppose me shall be severely punished!
[10:16] Kurt
    Their families, too!
[10:19] Kurt
    I will not tolerate it!
[10:27] Elise
    Thank goodness that didn't
    become a serious matter.
[10:29] Er
    Still, you need to figure
    out your answer soon,
[10:32] Er
    or there's a good chance those people
    will do the same thing again.
[10:38] Well
    By the way, if I were to become the lord,
[10:42] Well
    what would happen to Brother Kurt?
[10:46] Well
    Exile?
[10:47] Brantag
    Do you think the royal palace would
    just ignore a spark of chaos?
[10:54] Well
    What? Then...
[10:56] Brantag
    He'll be erased.
[11:00] Brantag
    Boy,
[11:02] Brantag
    you still don't understand nobles.
[11:09] Elise
    I hope your feelings get through to him.
[11:18] Well
    Later.
SIGN    Dukedom of
     Bleichröder
SIGN    Southern Archipelago
[11:32] Well
    So... I have a request.
[11:38] Well
    When Father retires and you become the lord...
[11:44] Well
    I would like to receive some of the land.
[11:49] Well
    If you agree to that,
[11:52] Well
    I can help you raise your noble rank,
[11:54] Well
    and I can help provide funds
    to develop the land, as well.
[11:58] Well
    Once development is underway,
[11:59] Well
    our people will be able to enjoy richer lives,
[12:02] Well
    and it will ensure the Baumeister
    family advances, too!
[12:07] Kurt
    So?
[12:08] Well
    All of the land that father actually
    controls would still pass on to you,
[12:15] Well
    so you wouldn't see any change
    to your current lifestyle.
[12:18] Well
    In return...
SIGN    Great Rieg Mountains
SIGN    Baumeister Knightdom
SIGN    Undeveloped Land
SIGN    Dukedom of
     Bleichröder
SIGN    Breichburg
SIGN    Great Rieg Mountains
SIGN    Baumeister Knightdom
SIGN    Undeveloped Land
SIGN    Southern Coast
[12:21] Well
    I would take over the undeveloped land.
SIGN    The Kingdom of Helmut
SIGN    Dukedom of
     Blois
SIGN    Dukedom of
     Bleichröder
[12:25] Kurt
    I see.
[12:26] Kurt
    I understand all too well now.
[12:28] Kurt
    That snake's tongue is how you
    climbed to your current position.
[12:33] Kurt
    But I won't be swindled!
[12:35] Kurt
    That's how you'll steadily
    steal away my authority,
[12:37] ---
    eventually becoming the lord yourself!
[12:39] Well
    No, I won't!
[12:40] Well
    At this rate, there will be
    a rebellion in this land,
[12:43] Well
    and both you and your family will—
[12:45] Kurt
    Silence!
[12:52] Kurt
    You annoy me!
[12:54] Kurt
    Leave here at once, you thief!
[13:13] Well
    To be honest, I suspected this might happen.
[13:18] Well
    That was the proposal
[13:21] Well
    that would avoid hurting anyone,
    but it wouldn't make Brother Kurt,
[13:24] Well
    the villagers, the palace,
    or anyone else happy.
[13:29] Well
    I don't know what else to do.
[13:34] Amalie
    I don't care what anyone else may think,
[13:38] Amalie
    so long as I can protect my children.
[13:42] Amalie
    Even now, I'm having them get close to you
[13:45] ---
    and appeal to your emotions so that
    they won't lose their noble status.
[13:52] Amalie
    Some people might call that devious, I'm sure.
[13:56] Well
    No way.
[13:58] Amalie
    Even if they do, that's fine.
[14:02] Amalie
    Because that's what I'm prepared
    to face as their mother.
[14:08] Well
    Prepared...
[14:11] Amalie
    I'm sorry for taking up your time.
[14:15] ---
    Let's take this back and show it to Mom.
[14:18] ---
    Yeah!
[14:19] Kid
    I bet she'll like it.
[14:23] Amalie
    Oh, how pretty.
[14:27] Kid
    Look at this, Mom!
[14:32] Kid
    Isn't it pretty?
[14:41] Louise
    No! You can't eat them!
[14:44] Wilma
    Eggs, eggs, eggs...
[14:46] Er
    My arms are killing me...
[14:48] Er
    Iina, switch with me!
[14:50] Iina
    Hey, Well's using magic! Cheater!
[14:53] Well
    Come on, everyone, add the oil.
[15:01] Well
    Hey, so listen...
[15:04] Well
    I'm planning to become the lord of this land.
[15:13] Well
    I'm probably going to end
    up hurting lots of people,
[15:17] Well
    and some will probably hate me.
[15:20] Well
    But this time, I'm prepared to face that.
[15:25] Well
    I'm not going to follow the
     royal palace's script, though.
[15:30] Well
    I'm not going to let anyone die.
[15:33] Well
    So...
[15:35] Well
    I'll need help from all of you.
[15:41] Well
    Whoa, whoa, whoa! You're adding too much oil!
[15:46] Er
    It's separating again!
[15:48] ---
    What are you doing?!
[15:49] Louise
    Hey! I told you, you can't eat it!
[15:52] Wilma
    So good!
[15:56] Elise
    Wendelin.
[16:00] Elise
    We're always on your side.
[16:14] Well
    Come, come!
[16:15] Well
    We have the magic seasoning that goes with
[16:18] ---
    vegetables, bread, meat,
    and everything else: mayonnaise!
[16:23] Villager
    Oh, my, this is good!
[16:26] Villager
    Give me some!
[16:27] Villager
    Me, too!
[16:28] Louise
    Here you go! All the latest
    clothing from the capital!
[16:31] Louise
    First come, first served!
[16:34] Iina
    These are all items made by
    the craftsmen of Breichburg!
[16:39] Er
    We have items you can
    only find in the capital!
[16:43] Villager
    These are good wares.
[16:46] Villager
    The stuff in Eckhart's shop
    doesn't hold a candle to these.
[16:55] Ingo
    It's already been a week since
    they opened up their bazaar.
[16:59] Eckhart
    Tsk! They've taken all the
    customers away from our shops!
[17:04] Dirk
    I had no idea the goods in Breichburg
    and the capital were that well-made.
[17:09] Ingo
    Yeah, at this rate, we're all...
[17:13] Lucas
    Um, Sir Kurt?
[17:16] Lucas
    In theory...
[17:17] Lucas
    What if we just killed that man?
[17:19] Kurt
    Are you a fool?!
[17:22] Kurt
    We're a facing a magician!
[17:24] Kurt
    It's obvious he'd turn the tables on us!
[17:26] Kurt
    How could you not even realize that?!
[17:31] Dirk
    We might be done for...
[17:55] Eckhart
    Sir Kurt!
[18:00] Eckhart
    They've betrayed us!
[18:04] Kurt
    That damn Wendelin!
[18:05] Kurt
    He threatened them with magic?!
[18:08] Eckhart
    Uh, actually, he didn't threaten them...
[18:13] Roderich
    So you're saying you provided
    them all the funds they needed
[18:18] ---
    to retrain their crafts here in the capital?
[18:20] Well
    Even if they wanted to learn
    more about their craft,
[18:24] Well
    there's no one to teach them
    out there on the outskirts,
[18:26] Well
    so they were pleased.
[18:28] Roderich
    That's true, if they hone their skills,
    they'll be able to find work anywhere.
[18:33] Roderich
    They won't have any more
    reason to cling to Sir Kurt.
[18:36] Well
    And that's how I'll thin the ranks of my
    brother's supporters until he's all alone.
[18:42] Roderich
    Driving him into a corner with
    a bazaar! How like you, my lord!
[18:46] Well
    I just hope he really does blow his top over it.
[18:50] Roderich
    Here it is.
[18:54] Well
    Yeah, this is good.
[18:56] Well
    It's spacious, and the kitchen is nice, too.
[18:59] Roderich
    I believe this should be enough
    for Lady Amalie and her two sons.
[19:04] Well
    It'll be hard on her sons,
    living away from their homeland.
[19:10] Roderich
    It will be better than living in shame.
[19:15] Well
    Okay, then we'll have them
    live here after the turmoil.
[19:20] Well
    What about the other part?
[19:23] Roderich
    We'll have Sir Kurt join this institution.
[19:26] Well
    I see. A church, huh?
[19:29] Roderich
    If we can bring him here
     after everything is over,
[19:32] Roderich
    even the royal palace will
    find it difficult to reach him.
[19:37] Well
    The rest depends on my negotiations
    with Cardinal Hohenheim.
[19:42] Roderich
    But he'll be confined to a life
    of repentance and prayer.
[19:47] Roderich
    That might be rather harsh for Sir Kurt.
[19:52] Well
    Even so, at least he'll still be alive.
[19:57] Well
    So, how are things at the mansion? Any changes?
[20:00] Roderich
    Well, if I had to say,
[20:03] ---
    the number of people who wish to meet
    with you has been growing by the day.
[20:07] Well
    With me?
[20:09] Well
    Oh, they're after the rights
    to the undeveloped land.
[20:12] Roderich
    It is a project that will
    move a lot of money,
[20:14] Roderich
    so everyone is desperate to be involved in it.
[20:19] Well
    Lord Marshall Edgar and
    Lord Commissioner Ruckner
[20:22] ---
    have been constantly sounding me out, too.
[20:24] Roderich
    Those individuals are already
    close to you, my lord,
[20:29] Roderich
    so I imagine they're quite pleased,
[20:30] Roderich
    but the nobles without much connection
    to you are growing incredibly impatient.
[20:42] Ruckner
    Take this to him.
[20:43] Adventurer
    As you wish.
[20:57] Kurt
    Hey! Today's the day of the village meeting!
[21:00] Kurt
    Why is nobody here?!
[21:03] Eckhart
    Because... they're all with Sir Wendelin.
[21:09] Eckhart
    Um, the truth is, Sir Wendelin came to
    me the other day with an offer, too.
[21:17] Eckhart
    An offer to train in the capital.
[21:20] Kurt
    Not you, too...
[21:23] Eckhart
    I'm sorry!
[21:43] Adventurer
    Do you think you can kill him with that?
[21:48] Kurt
    You!
[21:52] Adventurer
    This is a magic item known
    as the Dragon's Flute.
[21:56] Adventurer
    With this, you can be sure to kill him.

Season 1

E12 - The 8th Son? I Guess That's Not So Bad!

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SIGN    The 8th Son?
     Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN    The 8th Son?
     Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN    The 8th Son?
     Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN    The 8th Son?
     Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN    The 8th Son?
     Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN    The 8th Son?
     Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN    The 8th Son?
     Are You Kidding Me?
SIGN    The 8th Son?
     Are You Kidding Me?
[01:31] Kurt
    If what you say is true,
[01:34] Kurt
    this could possibly kill Wendelin.
[01:37] Kurt
    However...
[01:39] Adventurer
    Head Auditor Ruckner deeply
    regrets providing you
[01:42] ---
    with mistaken information before,
     so this time...
[01:47] Kurt
    So how much do you intend to take?
[01:49] Adventurer
    No money will be necessary.
[01:51] Kurt
    Huh?!
[01:51] Adventurer
    We simply ask that once you become the lord,
[01:54] Adventurer
    you show us favor during negotiations for
    the interests in the undeveloped lands.
[01:59] Kurt
    I see.
[02:00] Kurt
    So he wants my cooperation as a
    fellow man in a difficult position.
[02:23] Brantag
    Here comes that asshole Kurt.
[02:25] Iina
    Well, he should have heard that Well was
    entering the undeveloped lands by himself.
[02:29] Er
    Does this mean that information
    actually reached him?
[02:33] Louise
    We did go around telling everyone we could.
[02:35] Brantag
    Now the plan to make your brother
    blow up is entering its final stages.
[02:41] Er
    But the man that approached
    him already left, right?
[02:45] Louise
    I was convinced that he was going
    to bring an assassin with him.
[02:49] Well
    But he's coming by himself.
[02:51] Brantag
    Which probably means he's found
    some chance of beating you.
[03:11] Well
    Brother Kurt, what are you doing here?
[03:14] Kurt
    Cut the act.
[03:16] Kurt
    They're here, right?
[03:17] Well
    Grk!
[03:18] Kurt
    Come out, you damned retainers!
[03:20] Kurt
    I know you're there!
[03:31] Kurt
    Wendelin... you certainly are amazing.
[03:34] Well
    Huh?
[03:35] Kurt
    You've defeated a dragon,
[03:37] Kurt
    you've been showered with
    praise as a great magician,
[03:40] Kurt
    and now you're attempting to
    become the next lord of this land.
[03:45] Kurt
    But still...
[03:47] Kurt
    You're the eighth son, not the eldest!
[03:50] Kurt
    Don't move!
[03:52] Kurt
    If you move, I'll blow this Dragon's Flute!
[03:55] Brantag
    What?! How did you...
[03:58] Kurt
    I suppose a veteran magician
    like you would know of it.
[04:03] Brantag
    This is my first time seeing
    the real thing, though.
[04:06] Well
    Brantag?
[04:08] Brantag
    The Dragon's Flute is a magic item
    uncovered from ancient ruins.
[04:12] Brantag
    You can summon dragons by blowing on it.
[04:16] Iina
    But we've faced dragons before.
[04:18] Brantag
    Not en masse.
[04:20] Brantag
    Every single one in the Great
    Rieg Mountains will rush down here.
[04:23] Brantag
    Even the boy's magic power
    won't last if that happens.
[04:28] Kurt
    I guess even the heroic Dragon Slayer
     can't prevail against sheer numbers.
[04:33] Er
    What the hell are you laughing about?!
[04:35] Er
    If you do that, you won't be safe, either!
[04:37] Kurt
    Come now, are you an idiot?
[04:40] Kurt
    Do you think I'd ever use a magic item that
    would cause its user to be attacked, too?
[04:44] Elise
    But if that many dragons come,
    the people here will suffer!
[04:48] Kurt
    Those bastards betrayed me!
[04:50] Kurt
    They should reap what they sow!
[04:52] Well
    B-B-But your family would die, too!
[04:54] Kurt
    I can just start a new family!
[04:58] Well
    What are you saying?
[04:59] Kurt
    Listen to me. I'm going to steal your assets,
[05:02] Kurt
    make the development happen,
[05:04] Kurt
    and become an even greater hero than
    you in these undeveloped lands!
[05:07] Kurt
    Once I've done that, women will
    flock to me on their own.
[05:10] Kurt
    So long as I have another son
    after that, all will be as it was.
[05:14] Well
    My stupid brother...
[05:15] Kurt
    Don't move! I'll blow it!
[05:22] Kurt
    That's it! That's what I wanted to see!
[05:25] Kurt
    The thing I've always hated the most was
    that condescending attitude of yours!
[05:30] Kurt
    I've always wanted to ruin
    that look on your face!
[05:34] Kurt
    Ah, finally!
[05:41] Kurt
    Wendelin, just remember this.
[05:44] Kurt
    The deaths of our people, of Amalie,
    and of all your precious comrades,
[05:50] Kurt
    are all your fault!
[06:00] Kurt
    Looks like this flute, at least, is on my side.
[06:04] Kurt
    It's my victory in the end!
[06:06] Kurt
    Die, Wendelin!
[06:26] Well
    What are you doing?!
[06:28] Wilma
    No!
[06:29] Wilma
    I have a really bad feeling about this.
[06:32] Elise
    That's malice.
[06:35] Er
    Huh? I thought it was going to call dragons?
[06:39] Brantag
    I thought something was off.
[06:41] Brantag
    The Dragon's Flute is a legendary magic item.
[06:45] Brantag
    It's not something so easily obtained.
[06:48] Well
    Then Brother Kurt was deceived?
[06:51] Brantag
    Most likely, that's the Flute of Malice.
[06:54] Brantag
    Once you blow it,
[06:56] Brantag
    it draws in malice from the surroundings
    so you can defeat your enemy,
[06:59] Brantag
    eventually turning you into an
    undead, and with that power...
[07:03] Well
    Wait a second! It turns its user into an undead?
[07:06] Elise
    Those who come in contact with
    malice will perish. Which means...
[07:11] Well
    No way...
[07:14] Kurt
    Why?!
[07:16] Kurt
    Why don't things ever go as planned?
[07:18] Kurt
    Why won't anybody listen to me, the eldest son?!
[07:22] Kurt
    They all play me for a damn fool!
[07:24] Kurt
    They mock me, the eldest son!
[07:27] Kurt
    They'll pay for that! They'll pay!
[07:29] Kurt
    So help me, they will pay for doing that to me!
[07:48] Brantag
    Boy, use your holy magic!
[07:51] Brantag
    What's the matter?! He's already dead!
[07:54] Well
    Brother...
[08:02] Elise
    I'll purify him!
[08:12] Brantag
    There's too much malice.
[08:14] Brantag
    At this rate, everyone will...
[08:17] Elise
    I won't let...
[08:18] Elise
    anyone else...
[08:26] Well
    Keep it up!
[08:30] Well
    Expand the purification magic like
    we did in the Enchanted Forest.
[08:34] Elise
    But...
[09:31] Dran
    My, that's impressive, Head Auditor Ruckner.
[09:35] Dran
    To think you would recognize
    Sir Roderich as insurance against
[09:39] ---
    the failure of Baron Baumeister's assassination.
[09:42] Ruckner
    Regardless of what he may want,
    he's still my son, after all.
[09:47] Behrens
    If you use that connection,
    you can eat into the new land interests.
[09:54] Ruckner
    Still, I want that country
    bumpkin to work hard for me
[09:57] ---
    so I can put one over on my brother,
[10:01] Ruckner
    but with his abilities...
[10:02] Behrens
    He's nothing more than a disposable pawn?
[10:06] Ruckner
    There are so many incompetent men
    who ride on their status as eldest son.
[10:22] Ruckner
    Are you... Kurt?
[10:35] Well
    I see. So the one who gave
    that flute to Brother Kurt was...
[10:39] Roderich
    As a result, he and twelve
    other nobles of the robe,
[10:43] ---
    along with their relatives,
    lost their lives in that incident.
[10:47] Roderich
    What a villain.
[10:50] Roderich
    By the way, the malice
    believed to have been Kurt
[10:53] ---
    has already been purified by the priests.
[10:55] Roderich
    They're still investigating the cause,
[10:57] Roderich
    but it's believed that a fragment
    of the malice you purified
[11:00] ---
    was guided here by his hatred.
[11:05] Roderich
    I also have one other thing to report.
[11:09] Roderich
    Rumors have been spreading
    around the capital that
[11:13] ---
    the one behind this incident was Sir Kurt.
[11:15] Roderich
    I know you had planned for Lady Amalie
    and her children to live here, but...
[11:21] Well
    I see. They'd be the family of a criminal.
[11:25] Roderich
    So even if they were to move here,
[11:26] Roderich
    they would find it even more
    uncomfortable than their home.
[11:30] Roderich
    I think it would be a struggle
    for them to live in the capital.
[11:39] Armstrong
    So where did they end up?
[11:42] Brantag
    They're living in hiding with the second son.
[11:48] Well
    But some of the people
    still view them with hostility
[11:50] ---
    because they're Brother Kurt's family,
[11:53] Well
    so they can hardly even go outside.
[11:55] Brantag
    Hey, want a drink? It's mead.
[11:57] Well
    People keep calling me the heroic
    Dragon Slayer and putting me on a pedestal,
[12:01] Well
    but this is the real truth.
[12:05] Well
    I couldn't save a single person.
[12:08] Brantag
    What could you have done?
[12:09] Brantag
    It's the Flute of Malice.
    No one could've seen that coming.
[12:13] Armstrong
    Speaking of which, we tried to
    determine how he obtained that flute,
[12:16] Armstrong
    but none of our searches
    are turning up solid leads.
[12:20] Brantag
    Maybe that was all a part
    of the palace's plot, too.
[12:25] Well
    I'm so sick of all that nonsense.
[12:27] Well
    Everyone's sneaking around behind my back,
[12:29] Well
    and I have no idea who's plotting what,
[12:32] Well
    or what they're after...
[12:33] Well
    It just never ends.
[12:36] Well
    Yet despite all that, they keep all
    the crucial details hidden in shadow
[12:38] ---
    and never take any responsibility.
[12:41] Well
    What is wrong with these nobles?
[12:45] Brantag
    You know, boy, I've had
    this thought for a while,
[12:49] Brantag
    but every now and then,
    you talk like you're not yourself.
[12:53] Well
    Huh? I don't think I do that...
[12:58] Brantag
    You do.
[12:59] Brantag
    Just now, you said all
    those things about nobles,
[13:02] Brantag
    but take a good look in the mirror.
[13:05] Brantag
    You're a noble yourself, remember?
[13:21] Er
    This is good!
[13:22] Iina
    Which one?
[13:23] Er
    This one.
[13:24] Iina
    Let me have some!
[13:24] Iina
    Yours looks good, Iina!
[13:25] Iina
    Wanna try some?
[13:26] ---
    Don't mind if do.
[13:27] ---
    Hey, let's trade!
[13:28] ---
    Sure.
[13:36] Well
    Hey, does it feel like I'm barely here?
[13:41] Elise
    Barely here?
[13:43] Well
    Uh, maybe I'm not saying it right,
[13:46] Well
    but does it seem like I'm
    out of touch with reality?
[13:49] Well
    Or maybe there's a better way to put it...
[13:51] Elise
    This might be something different,
[13:54] Elise
    but sometimes I do feel anxious.
[13:58] Elise
    It feels like you're far away,
    even though you're close by.
[14:02] Well
    I guess it's because I haven't
    accepted this world.
[14:08] Well
    I thought I had prepared
    myself to face it, though.
[14:22] Well
    Elise, I think I'm going to try to
    become a proper noble here.
[14:31] Elise
    You always did have a habit of saying
[14:34] Elise
    you'd do your best, and do it smartly.
[14:40] Elise
    You'll be fine.
[14:42] Elise
    I'm sure you can become one.
[14:46] King
    Wendelin von Benno Baumeister...
[14:49] King
    You truly served well in quelling the
    incident in the Baumeister Knightdom.
[14:55] King
    Therefore, I shall grant you
    all the undeveloped land
[14:58] ---
    confiscated from the Baumeister Knightdom.
[15:02] Well
    I humbly accept.
[15:04] King
    However...
[15:05] King
    It would be unkind of me to reward your
    achievements with land that comes tied
[15:09] ---
    with the obligation of laboring to develop it.
[15:11] King
    So, Sir Baumeister,
[15:13] King
    what would you wish to have for a reward?
[15:17] King
    This was proposed to me by
    Lord Commissioner Ruckner.
[15:25] Edgar
    We did saddle the baron with a great deal
    of trouble for his family's mistake.
[15:30] Edgar
    It's the least we could do to make up for it.
[15:34] Well
    To be honest, there was something
    I wished to ask for, too.
[15:38] King
    Oh? Let me hear it.
[15:41] Well
    I have heard that twelve nobles of the robe
[15:43] ---
    perished in the incident
    caused by the Flute of Malice,
[15:46] Well
    and that many are currently calling upon
    the capital, seeking to claim the open titles.
[15:54] Rucker
    This is true. Every day, there's a
    rabble of self-proclaimed relatives.
[15:59] Hohenheim
    There are even some among the late
    nobles who lost all of their relatives.
[16:05] Well
    So for the sake of developing
    the vast, undeveloped lands,
[16:08] Well
    I would like to be given the right
    to grant two of those open titles.
[16:16] King
    The right to grant titles
    belongs solely to the king.
[16:20] Edgar
    This is insolent, Sir Baumeister!
[16:23] Hohenheim
    To think you would treat His Majesty's
    consideration with such disdain!
[16:26] Edgar
    Granting such a large swath of land to
    a mere baron is already unthinkable!
[16:33] Edgar
    Asking for the right to grant nobility on
    top of that couldn't be more audacious!
[16:38] Hohenheim
    Rescind that request, now.
[16:40] Edgar
    There's no need to rescind it!
[16:42] Edgar
    Your Majesty, please forgive me, but I must say...
[16:47] Edgar
    Granting Sir Baumeister only a
    portion of those undeveloped lands
[16:50] ---
    and granting the rest to someone more
    experienced in managing a domain
[16:54] ---
    would be of greater benefit to our kingdom.
[16:55] Ruckner
    But Sir Baumeister's magic
    is necessary to develop it.
[16:59] Edgar
    How about Baron Mark?
[17:01] Edgar
    He may not be able to use magic,
[17:02] Edgar
    but he's the greatest
    developer in the kingdom.
[17:06] Ruckner
    Hold on.
[17:07] Ruckner
    That man is one of your
    close relations, Sir Edgar.
[17:11] Edgar
    You always focus too much on such details!
[17:14] Bleichröder
    Gentlemen, you stand before our king.
[17:20] Bleichröder
    Besides, if memory serves,
[17:22] Bleichröder
    there have been past cases where the right
    to grant titles was bestowed on another.
[17:26] Hohenheim
    Those were all cases with
    pressing reasons to do so.
[17:29] Bleichröder
    So the idea should at least be considered.
[17:33] Edgar
    You are Sir Baumeister's lord.
[17:36] Edgar
    You only say such things because you
    hope to expand your own faction!
[17:40] Bleichröder
    I do not!
[17:41] Bleichröder
    I am simply thinking of our kingdom.
[17:43] Hohenheim
    We are also thinking of the kingdom.
[17:46] Bleichröder
    Is that truly so?
[17:48] Edgar
    What insolence is this?!
[17:53] Armstrong
    Be silent!
[17:57] Armstrong
    Sir Baumeister, rescind your request.
[18:00] Well
    Magician, please listen—
[18:02] Armstrong
    Can you not see what you've done?!
[18:04] Armstrong
    Your reckless actions have upset
    the order of the royal palace!
[18:09] Armstrong
    You lack a noble's decorum, Sir Baumeister!
[18:17] Armstrong
    Your Majesty, if I may.
[18:19] Armstrong
    As Lord Marshall Edgar proposed,
[18:22] Armstrong
    could we not grant Sir Baumeister a portion
    of the undeveloped land he's due to receive,
[18:25] Armstrong
    and place the remainder under my care?
[18:29] Armstrong
    I will develop it myself.
[18:32] Ruckner
    True, a magician as great as you could...
[18:36] King
    Everyone!
[18:42] King
    Magician Armstrong,
[18:44] King
    you are needed here in the capital.
[18:46] Armstrong
    But great magic power is needed
    to develop those lands!
[18:50] King
    Which is why we shall have
    Sir Baumeister develop them.
[18:55] King
    Development of those undeveloped lands
    is our kingdom's greatest priority.
[18:59] King
    We need him to put his fullest effort into it.
[19:02] King
    So if this will secure that...
[19:05] Bleichröder
    Then you'll bestow the right to grant titles?
[19:11] Well
    Gulp!
[19:18] King
    Sir Baumeister, raise your head.
[19:22] King
    As you wish, I shall bestow upon
    you the right to grant two titles.
[19:27] Well
    I thank you for your generosity.
[19:31] King
    You're starting to look like a real noble now.
[19:36] King
    In addition, I, Helmut XXXVII,
     King of Helmut Kingdom,
[19:42] King
    hereby grant thee,
    Wendelin von Benno Baumeister,
[19:45] King
    the fifth rank and title of Count
    to develop those lands.
[19:52] Ruckner
    He jumped straight past viscount to count?!
[19:59] Well
    My sword shall be wielded for Your Majesty,
[20:00] Well
    for our kingdom,
[20:02] Well
    and for our people.
[20:13] King
    That man has grown quite clever.
[20:17] Armstrong
    Clever?
[20:19] King
    Everyone performed well except you.
[20:23] King
    You should practice your acting.
[20:28] Armstrong
    That so?
[20:30] Armstrong
    I think I'll refrain.
[20:36] Well
    Once those children come of age,
[20:38] ---
    I plan to grant them the titles I hold.
[20:42] Well
    If they don't need them,
    they're welcome to turn them down.
[20:48] Well
    Now, if you'll excuse me.
[20:51] Amalie
    Sir Wendelin...
[20:56] Amalie
    My husband's death was one he chose himself.
[21:01] Amalie
    I'm sure my boys will understand that one day.
[21:11] Amalie
    Thank you, Well.
SIGN    Entry Forbidden
SIGN    Count Baumeister
SIGN    Entry Forbidden
SIGN    Count Baumeister
[21:19] Roderich
    All right, everyone! Get to work!
[21:22] G
    Yeah!
[21:29] Erwin
    Your magic is so useful, Well.
[21:32] Erwin
    You flattened everything in an instant.
[21:37] Well
    I'll be heading back now, Roderich.
[21:40] R
    One moment, my lord.
[21:42] R
    Can you take care of that area next?
[21:45] Well
    Uh, what's going up over here?
[21:48] Roderich
    A church.
[21:49] Roderich
    The one sponsored by Cardinal Hohenheim.
[21:52] Well
    And the others?
[21:54] Roderich
    Over there is for Lord Commissioner Ruckner,
[21:57] Roderich
    beside it is for Lord Marshall Edgar,
[21:59] Roderich
    behind those are the facilities
    for Duke Bleichröder...
[22:03] Er
    Wow, they're getting in
    deep for those interests.
[22:06] Well
    I am indebted to them for securing
    me the right to grant titles...
[22:10] Well
    Though, here, there won't
    be any of that butting in.
SIGN    Count Baumeister's Personal Miso & Soy Sauce Workshop
[22:16] Elise
    Wendelin, I've finished preparing the tea.
[22:20] Well
    Oh, I'm not finished yet.
[22:22] Louise
    Well!
[22:23] Louise
    Did you forget today's one of our training days?
[22:29] Armstrong
    We made a deal the other day that you'd
    train four days a week in return for my help.
[22:36] Wilma
    Well, I went into the Enchanted Forest
     and brought this back!
[22:39] Wilma
    Banana, banana, banana, banana!
[22:41] Brantag
    Everything in there is huge.
[22:43] ---
    Ba-ba-banana! Bananana! Banana, banana!
[22:44] Iina
    Hey, Well, my spear broke and I'd
    like to get it fixed in the capital.
[22:48] ---
    Chocolate-covered banana!
    Chocolate, chocolate-covered banana!
[22:49] Iina
    Could you teleport me there?
[22:51] ---
    Chocolate-covered banana!
[22:51] Er
    Hey, shouldn't you prepare the land first?
[22:55] Louise
    Hold on, hold on! Don't leave
    me alone with this magician!
[22:59] Wilma
    Well, make chocolate-covered bananas!
[23:01] Well
    W-W-Wait... just a choco-pickin' minute!
[23:07] Iina
    Hey, help me out!
[23:08] Well
    No, I—
[23:08] Louise
    Don't leave me hanging!
[23:09] Iina
    Hey, hurry up!
[23:10] Er
    Hey!
[23:10] Well
    What am I supposed to do here?!
[23:12] ---
    Prepare the—
[23:19] Well
    Pork ribs fried in miso,
    along with white radish sprouts...
[23:24] Well
    Time to eat up.
[23:25] All
    Let's eat!
[23:29] Er
    Man, this is so good!
[23:31] Iina
    You're right, these are great together.
[23:31] Er
    This is good! So good, so good!
[23:34] Well
    So good!
SIGN    The 8th Son?
    I Guess That's Not So Bad!
SIGN    The 8th Son?
    I Guess That's Not So Bad!
SIGN    The 8th Son?
    I Guess That's Not So Bad!
SIGN    The 8th Son?
    I Guess That's Not So Bad!
SIGN    The 8th Son?
    I Guess That's Not So Bad!
SIGN    The 8th Son?
    I Guess That's Not So Bad!
SIGN    The 8th Son?
    I Guess That's Not So Bad!
SIGN    The 8th Son?
    I Guess That's Not So Bad!