E8 - Kiss Zombie Panic

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[00:03] (Flashback) Kusuri
    Welcome to Chem Club!
[00:05] Narrator
    Aijo Rentaro's newest soulmate:
[00:10] Narrator
    the shrinking and growing,
[00:14] Narrator
    drug-loving president of Chem Club,
[00:17] Narrator
    Yakuzen Kusuri.
[00:19] Narrator
    However, the drug that
    she concocted for Rentaro,
[00:24] Narrator
    the Uncontrollable-Urge-to-Kiss-Lover Medicine,
[00:28] Narrator
    was accidentally consumed by Hakari,
    Karane, Shizuka and Nano...
[00:37] (Flashback) Hakari
    Kiss.
[00:39] (Flashback) Shizuka
    "Kiss."
[00:41] Narrator
    ...turning them into kiss zombies.
[00:45] (Flashback) Kusuri
    By the way, if not given the Medicine-Reversing
    Medicine before the drug circulates,
[00:51] (Flashback) Kusuri
    they stay like this the rest of their lives.
[00:52] (Flashback) Rentaro
    Their personality gets erased?!
[00:54] (Flashback) Hakari/Karane
    Kissy kiss!
[00:55] (Flashback) Nano/Shizuka
    Kiss!
[00:58] Narrator
    And so began Rentaro and the girls'
    game of Resident Hazard: Kissage!
[01:06] Kusuri
    Run, Rentaro!
[01:07] Zombies
    Kissy...
[01:08] Rentaro
    But...
[01:09] Kusuri
    Hurry up!
[01:16] Zombies
    Kissy... kiss...
[01:18] Kusuri
    Can't make four doses of neutralizer here.
[01:22] Kusuri
    Gotta get away from the four
    kiss zombies and head to the chem lab!
[01:27] Rentaro
    Gotcha.
[01:29] Kusuri
    Hurry!
[01:30] Rentaro
    Girls...
[01:32] Rentaro
    I promise we'll bring you back!
[01:34] Zombies
    Kissy...
[01:38] Hakari
    Kiss.
SIGN    The 100 Girlfriends
    Who Really, Really, Really, Really, REALLY Love You
SIGN    Crossing
SIGN    Reminiscing Lunch
SIGN    B-Come Tast-E
SIGN    I went all-out making lunch this morning <3
SIGN    To Rentaro-kun
    You might think this is all a bit overblown,
    but I'm writing this letter to express how thankful I am for all you do.
    Rentaro-kun, thank you so much for always bringing joy into my life.
    I've put all my feelings of gratitude into making lunch for you.
    Would you eat with me, if you don't mind?
    I'll be waiting on the rooftop during lunch break <3
    -Hakari
    P.S. I believe my figure has become
    more shapely these days.
    I'm including a photograph
    I took recently along with this letter.
    Enjoy <3
SIGN    To Rentaro!
    You'd better come to the rooftop during lunch break!
    Promise me you will!!
    Don't ask why! Just do it!
    I made too many side dishes, is all!
    (Though part of it was me hoping you would eat them...)
    So don't get the wrong idea! I'm just repaying you here!
    We gotta eat lunch together!!!!
    - Inda Karane
SIGN    To Rentaro-kun
    It feels a little strange writing to you
    when we see each other all the time.
    But I'm much better at expressing
    my feelings through writing, so I figured I should
    tell you how I constantly feel about you this way.
    Thank you truly for always looking out for me
    and respecting my feelings.
    I will treasure the days I spend with you for life.
    Rentaro-kun, do you happen to have time
    during lunch break today? If you do,
    then I would love to have lunch with you.
    -Yoshimoto Shizuka
SIGN    When a > 0 and b > 0,
    the Rentaro a/b + b/a >= 2 Nano inequation becomes
    a/b > 0 and b/a > 0.
    With the addition of "Gratitude" and the arithmetic mean of "Lunch,"
    we get Rentaro = a/b + b/a >= Lunch 2√(a/b x b/a)
    = 2x Happiness
    = Nano
    Lunch a² + Lunch b² >= 2ab
    (a-b)² = If you eat it, it no longer exists
    As such, when a = b, lunch will be proven.
SIGN    Rentaro, thanks for everything, aye.
    It looks like today will be a beautiful day,
    so I wanna eat lunch with you, aye!
    It'll be delicious for sure, aye!
    Note: Heat this area up for a surprise!
SIGN    Hngh
[03:22] Rentaro
    Now's our chance to get to the chem lab.
[03:27] Kusuri
    They headed us off.
[03:29] Kusuri
    Anything to slow them down?
[03:32] Kusuri
    Oh, this is...
[03:35] Kusuri
    The Melt-Ya-Face-Off Medicine!
[03:38] Rentaro
    You are not using that!
[03:41] Rentaro
    Let's take a detour!
[03:43] Kusuri
    Aye, got it!
[03:47] Zombies
    Kissy...
[03:56] Rentaro
    They're fast.
[03:57] Rentaro
    Must be part of the superhuman abilities 
    they gained due to their loss of reason.
[04:00] Viceprincipal
    Running in my halls?!
[04:03] Rentaro
    Vice Principal?!
[04:05] Viceprincipal
    Pardon my French!
[04:07] Kusuri
    Gah! Monster!
[04:14] Rentaro
    Vice Principal!
[04:15] Kusuri
    I apologize, aye.
[04:17] Viceprincipal
    The foundation I spent three hours applying...!
[04:22] Viceprincipal
    It's melting!
[04:23] Rentaro
    The abyss stares back!
[04:25] Viceprincipal
    My true form will be revealed to the humans!
[04:30] Rentaro
    I don't think it's working.
[04:32] Kusuri
    Kusuri's drug was stopped by some foundation?
[04:35] Kusuri
    No way!
[04:36] Rentaro
    That's what's bothering you?!
[04:38] Viceprincipal
    Scree! I must restore my makeup!
[04:39] Rentaro
    Science can't beat monsters.
    That's how the world works.
[04:42] Rentaro
    Let's go.
[04:43] Kusuri
    The acids... the psience!
[04:46] Viceprincipal
    Coming through.
[04:48] Nano
    Kiss kissy kiss kiss. Kissy kiss.
[04:50] Others
    Kisser.
[04:55] Rentaro
    They split up?
[04:56] Rentaro
    So they're planning to pincer us?
[05:01] Rentaro
    Wait, the girls are trying to kiss me, right?
[05:06] Rentaro
    Kusuri-senpai, let's split up, too.
[05:10] Kusuri
    Gotcha.
[05:16] Shizuka
    "Kiss. Kiss."
[05:18] Rentaro
    I knew it. She's coming after me.
[05:20] Rentaro
    Shizuka-chan isn't as fast as the others.
[05:24] Rentaro
    Her limiter may be off, but it's all still 
    based on her original physical abilities.
[05:28] Rentaro
    I'll get away from her before 
    the other three can surround me.
[05:32] Shizuka
    "Kiss."
[05:34] Rentaro
    Shizuka-chan!
[05:37] Rentaro
    Oh, no! Your forehead's all red!
    You need to get to the nurse's office now!
[05:41] Shizuka
    "Kiss."
[05:43] Rentaro
    It's okay. You'll be all right.
[05:52] Rentaro
    Okay, time to get you treated.
SIGN    Away On Research Leave
[05:56] Rentaro
    On leave?!
[05:57] Rentaro
    Screw that! This is an emergency!
[06:06] Rentaro
    Thanks for holding up your bangs.
[06:08] Rentaro
    We cooled it and applied a pain-relief patch.
    You'll be fine now.
[06:11] Rentaro
    Pain, pain, go away.
[06:14] Shizuka
    "Kiss."
[06:24] Rentaro
    Oh, right! I forget we were
    in the middle of Resident Hazard!
[06:28] Rentaro
    I messed up!
[06:31] Rentaro
    Sh-Shizuka...
[06:33] Shizuka
    "Kiss."
[06:43] Rentaro
    I-It keeps going.
[06:47] Rentaro
    Sh-Shiz...
[07:06] Rentaro
    I-It's over.
[07:09] Rentaro
    I can't even think straight...
[07:16] Rentaro
    No! I have to get you back to normal!
[07:30] Rentaro
    Sorry, Shizuka-chan.
[07:32] Rentaro
    I'll fix this somehow, I promise.
[07:36] Rentaro
    So hang in there!
[07:42] Shizuka
    "Kiss."
[07:44] Shizuka
    "Kiss."
[07:50] Karane
    Kiss!
[07:50] Hakari
    Kissy-kun!
[07:53] Rentaro
    Gotta change course.
[07:56] Hakari
    Kissy-san!
[07:57] Karane
    Kissy, kiss it!
[07:59] Hakari
    Kiss!
[08:00] Karane
    Kiss!
[08:04] Hakari
    Kissy...
[08:07] Karane
    ...kiss kiss!
[08:09] Rentaro
    Kara-pult...
SIGN    Kara-pult
    & Hurl-kari
[08:10] Hakari
    Kiss!
[08:11] Rentaro
    ...Hurl-kari!
[08:15] Rentaro
    Agh! We're not in an All Japan
    Pro Wrestling Tag League, you know?!
[08:22] Rentaro
    Hakari... Karane...
[08:26] Hakari
    Kiss.
[08:32] Karane
    Kiss.
[08:35] Hakari
    Kiss...
[08:37] Karane
    Kiss...
[08:39] Hakari
    Kiss...
[08:41] Karane
    Kiss...
[08:42] Rentaro
    No... My mind's going blank again...
[08:47] Rentaro
    Unlike Shizuka-chan,
[08:49] Rentaro
    they're too strong to push away...
[08:52] Hakari
    Kissey!
[08:53] Karane
    Kiss's kiss kissem?
[08:56] Hakari
    Kiss kisses kiss kiss kissy!
[08:58] Karane
    Kiss kissy kiss kiss, kisser!
[09:00] Rentaro
    Jeez, they're fighting again.
[09:03] Rentaro
    Even as kiss zombies, they're the same as ever.
[09:09] Rentaro
    Even as kiss zombies?
[09:11] Rentaro
    These two are the same?
[09:15] Rentaro
    That means...
[09:16] Hakari
    Kissy kiss!
[09:18] Karane
    Kiss kiss, kiss!
[09:19] Hakarikarane
    Kissy...
[09:33] Hakari
    Kissy kiss...
[09:36] Karane
    Kissy kiss kiss.
[09:40] Hakarikarane
    Kiss.
[09:42] Rentaro
    Let's go!
[09:44] Rentaro
    That's right. The girls drank the 
    Uncontrollable-Urge-to-Kiss-Lover Medicine.
[09:51] Rentaro
    And the two of them are 
    so close, they fight every day...
[09:55] Rentaro
    They're tough lovers!
[09:58] Rentaro
    We did share a three-way kiss, after all!
[10:01] Rentaro
    I knew I could count on you two!
[10:04] Narrator
    Rentaro was not immune
    to jumping to conclusions.
[10:09] Rentaro
    L-Look at 'em kiss zombies go.
[10:12] Rentaro
    Things are heating up by the second.
[10:14] Rentaro
    Wait, this is no time to be staring!
    I gotta get to the chem lab!
SIGN    Chemistry Lab
[10:30] Rentaro
    Okay, I made it somehow.
[10:34] Rentaro
    Did Kusuri-senpai make it here o—
[10:36] Rentaro
    Kay?!
[10:38] Rentaro
    What's Nano doing in the lab?
[10:40] Rentaro
    This is bad!
[10:42] Rentaro
    I can't get away!
[10:46] Nano
    Kiss kiss!
[10:51] Nano
    Kiss...
[10:56] Rentaro
    I managed to hide,
[10:58] Rentaro
    but it's only a matter of time 
    before she finds me.
[11:01] Rentaro
    But there's still hope!
[11:04] Rentaro
    We've split up.
[11:06] Rentaro
    If Kusuri-senpai takes this chance 
    to sneak into the lab...
[11:10] Kusuri
    Whew! Couldn't breathe!
[11:13] Rentaro
    Kusuri-senpai!
[11:16] Narrator
    All hope was lost.
[11:22] Rentaro
    Kusuri-senpai!
[11:23] Rentaro
    Wh-What are you doing here?
[11:26] Kusuri
    Tried to enter chem lab, but Nano spotted me,
[11:29] Kusuri
    so Kusuri hide here!
[11:31] Kusuri
    Now she going around
    looking for Kusuri. Can't get out.
[11:37] Rentaro
    But why?
[11:39] Rentaro
    Nano should be looking for me,
    the person she wants to kiss.
[11:42] Kusuri
    Maybe Nano realized we
     on the same team.
[11:48] Rentaro
    Right. She was the one who gave 
    the order to flank us, too.
[11:52] Rentaro
    Being a kiss zombie hasn't completely 
    taken away her intelligence.
[11:58] Rentaro
    Damn it! At this rate, 
    she'll find and capture us both!
[12:02] Kusuri
    Eureka.
[12:04] Kusuri
    Rentaro run and lure Nano away.
[12:07] Kusuri
    Kusuri take that chance to sneak into chem lab.
[12:11] Rentaro
    I thought about that, too...
[12:13] Rentaro
    But making a break for it after hiding
    would look too suspicious.
[12:18] Rentaro
    It would be obvious that I ran out
    expecting to be caught.
[12:21] Rentaro
    And she'd realize that I was
    a decoy to lure her away.
[12:26] Rentaro
    That would be the same
    as telling her that you're in here.
[12:32] Rentaro
    Damn it!
[12:34] Rentaro
    What do I do? What can I do?
[12:36] Rentaro
    If we don't act quick, 
    it'll be too late to reverse the drug!
[12:39] Rentaro
    I gotta do something to save them, 
    no matter what!
[12:45] Kusuri
    It always be like this...
[12:49] Kusuri
    Kusuri always be like this.
[12:52] Kusuri
    Think of nothing but drugs,
    make trouble for everyone else.
[12:59] Kusuri
    Already lost all the Chem Club
    members, and yet...
[13:08] Rentaro
    Senpai...
[13:09] Kusuri
    The others are one thing, but...
[13:12] Kusuri
    But Kusuri loves you! Don't want to be
    hated by you or cause trouble for you!
[13:20] Kusuri
    Enough is enough. Kusuri will...
[13:23] Kusuri
    stop developing drugs forever!
[13:27] Rentaro
    Senpai...
[13:28] Kusuri
    So, so sorry, Rentaro!
[13:33] Kusuri
    Rentaro, this game of Resident Hazard is over.
[13:38] Kusuri
    Is fine. In case of emergency,
    Kusuri always have
[13:43] Kusuri
    a single dose of the reversing medicine!
[13:46] Rentaro
    I see!
[13:47] Rentaro
    At first, we needed four doses 
    of the reversing medicine.
[13:52] Rentaro
    But now, one dose is enough to turn Nano 
    back to normal and get into the lab!
[13:52] Nano
    Kiss.
SIGN    A wild Kiss Zombie Nano appeared!
SIGN    Nano went back to normal!
[13:58] Rentaro
    You're a genius, Kusuri-senpai!
[14:00] Kusuri
    Indeed, aye!
[14:02] Rentaro
    But why?!
[14:03] Rentaro
    Wait, wait! Stop, Senpai!
[14:06] Kusuri
    Huh?
[14:07] Kusuri
    Argh! Wh-What are you doing?!
[14:10] Rentaro
    That's what I wanna know!
[14:12] Rentaro
    Wasn't that dose for Nano?!
[14:14] Kusuri
    Ah! Good idea!
[14:16] Rentaro
    More like the only idea!
[14:19] Kusuri
    Well, Kusuri...
[14:22] Kusuri
    thought it'd be easy to enter the lab in this
    form because Nano doesn't know about it.
[14:28] Kusuri
    Why the red face, Rentaro? Is there a problem?
[14:32] Rentaro
    I-I mean...
[14:35] Rentaro
    We're all up-close and personal...
[14:39] Kusuri
    However, only got a mouthful
    of reversing medicine.
[14:43] Kusuri
    Effect will wear off soon.
[14:45] Kusuri
    If Kusuri turns back into a kid
    while making more, Nano might find...
[14:52] Kusuri
    Could tie Nano up and immobilize her.
[14:55] Rentaro
    C-Can you really do that?
[14:58] Kusuri
    Possible if I surprise her in this form.
[15:02] Kusuri
    Gotta act fast before the drug wears off.
[15:10] Nano
    Kiss!
[15:16] Nano
    Kissingless.
[15:17] Rentaro
    All right. She's not interested.
[15:20] Rentaro
    She might actually be able to pull it off.
[15:23] Nano
    Kissy kiss?
[15:25] Nano
    Kiss...
[15:28] Kusuri
    Uh...
[15:29] Kusuri
    Kusuri just a passerby, aye aye.
[15:32] Rentaro
    You just gave it away!
[15:34] Kusuri
    Bud ow id she kno?!
[15:37] Rentaro
    Damn it!
[15:39] Rentaro
    Is this it?
[15:41] Rentaro
    With Senpai captured, we have no way 
    of making the reversing medicine!
[15:45] Rentaro
    What do I do?
[15:46] Rentaro
    What do I do?!
[15:53] Nano
    Kiss kiss.
[15:54] Kusuri
    Enawo?!
[15:56] Rentaro
    Don't get caught!
[15:57] Rentaro
    Run, run, run! For my life!
[16:01] Rentaro
    So what if she's a kiss zombie with 
    no reason or limiter holding her back?
[16:04] Rentaro
    I'll take off my limiters, too!
[16:07] Rentaro
    With my unending love for these girls!
[16:37] Rentaro
    She's breaking open the door?
[16:49] Nano
    Kissed kissu.
[16:52] Rentaro
    Nano!
[17:16] Nano
    Kiss.
[17:28] Nano
    Kiss.
SIGN    Fin.
[18:25] Kusuri
    Nano!
[18:35] Kusuri
    Now when she wakes up,
    she'll be back to normal, aye.
[18:39] Rentaro
    I'm so glad... you made it, Kusuri-senpai.
[18:44] Kusuri
    You planned this all out, Rentaro?
[18:48] Rentaro
    Uh, I wouldn't call it a plan.
[18:51] Rentaro
    That was all I could think of.
[18:55] Rentaro
    I lured Nano away from there,
[18:58] Rentaro
    ran around to buy time, and waited...
[19:02] Rentaro
    Waited for the mouthful of reversing
    medicine that you took to wear off.
[19:07] Rentaro
    Then your body would shrink and untie itself.
[19:10] Kusuri
    Oh, right!
    That's how Kusuri got outta there, aye?!
[19:13] Rentaro
    Wait, you hadn't realized?!
[19:15] Kusuri
    Uh, thought that maybe you'd used
    some kinda Melt-Ya-Ropes-Off Medicine.
[19:20] Rentaro
    Anyway, let's hurry up and give the other
    three the reversing medicine, too.
[19:26] Kusuri
    Yes, aye!
SIGN    Nurse's Office
[19:32] Hakari
    Where am I?
[19:35] Karane
    I-It's not like I was dozing off
    or anything, okay?!
[19:38] Nano
    What was I doing?
[19:40] Nano
    Why did I do that to Aijo Rentaro?
[19:43] Shizuka
    "My deepest apologies."
[19:45] Rentaro
    Girls!
[19:47] Hakari
    Rentaro-kun!
[19:48] Hakari
    I'm truly sorry!
[19:50] Hakari
    How could I do something so—
[19:54] (Flashback) Hakari/Karane
    Kiss.
[19:56] Hakari
    H-Huh?
[19:58] Hakari
    S-Sorry, but I can't remember anything!
[20:03] Hakari
    Right, Karane-san?!
[20:05] Hakari
    Y-You don't remember anything, either, right?
[20:07] Karane
    Wait, what?
[20:09] Karane
    Like Nano and Shizuka, I remember every—
[20:12] (Flashback) Hakarikarane
    Kiss.
[20:13] (Flashback) Kusuri
    Take the reversing medicine!
[20:15] (Flashback) Rentaro
    You two are way too into each other!
[20:19] Karane
    O-Oh!
[20:21] Karane
    Y-You're right. My memory's gone, too!
[20:25] Hakari
    Thought as much!
[20:28] Hakari
    Can't remember a thing!
[20:30] Karane
    Right! It's almost funny!
[20:31] Rentaro
    Good, good. Sharing a secret 
    has brought them even closer.
[20:36] Kusuri
    This was all Kusuri's fault!
[20:40] Kusuri
    So sorry, aye!
[20:42] Kusuri
    Kusuri's drug turned you all into zombies...
[20:49] Kusuri
    Sorry! Sorry!
[20:52] Kusuri
    So, so sorry!
[20:55] Karane
    Kusuri...
[20:56] Hakari
    Kusuri-senpai.
[20:57] Shizuka
    "Drug Master."
[20:59] Rentaro
    Yeah, your drug did turn them into zombies,
[21:03] Rentaro
    but it was also your drug
    that brought them back.
[21:07] Rentaro
    So it all evens out, right?
[21:11] Kusuri
    But... but...
[21:13] Rentaro
    I'll fix anything with you.
[21:16] Rentaro
    Whatever messes
    your drugs create in the future,
[21:21] Rentaro
    I'll fix them for you, no matter what!
[21:25] Kusuri
    Rentaro?
[21:27] Rentaro
    So stop talking about
    abandoning your drug research!
[21:33] Rentaro
    For me...
[21:34] Rentaro
    The passion you show for the things you love
[21:37] Rentaro
    is part of why I love you, Kusuri-senpai!
[21:42] Nano
    Lovely.
[21:43] Shizuka
    So dreamy.
[21:45] Karane
    He is such a Chad.
[21:48] Hakari
    I'm so wet right now.
[21:50] Kusuri
    Rentaro...
[21:52] Kusuri
    Kusuri... Kusuri...
[21:56] Kusuri
    really, really, really, really, 
    really loves drugs and you!