E2 - First Kiss

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[00:01] Rentaro
    Yeah, can you believe it?
[00:03] Rentaro
    After a rejection streak that hit 100,
[00:06] Rentaro
    I now have a girlfriend
    for the first time in my life!
[00:10] Rentaro
    I'm also about to walk to school
    with her like I've always dreamed about!
[00:14] Rentaro
    And get this...
[00:17] Rentaro
    There are two of them!
[00:19] Hakari
    Good morning, Rentaro-kun.
[00:22] Karane
    Wait, were you just talking to that pole?!
SIGN    The 100 Girlfriends
    Who Really, Really, Really, Really, REALLY Love You
SIGN    Crossing
SIGN    Reminiscing Lunch
SIGN    B-Come Tast-E
SIGN    I went all-out making lunch this morning <3
SIGN    To Rentaro-kun
    You might think this is all a bit overblown,
    but I'm writing this letter to express how thankful I am for all you do.
    Rentaro-kun, thank you so much for always bringing joy into my life.
    I've put all my feelings of gratitude into making lunch for you.
    Would you eat with me, if you don't mind?
    I'll be waiting on the rooftop during lunch break <3
    -Hakari
    P.S. I believe my figure has become
    more shapely these days.
    I'm including a photograph
    I took recently along with this letter.
    Enjoy <3
SIGN    To Rentaro!
    You'd better come to the rooftop during lunch break!
    Promise me you will!!
    Don't ask why! Just do it!
    I made too many side dishes, is all!
    (Though part of it was me hoping you would eat them...)
    So don't get the wrong idea! I'm just repaying you here!
    We gotta eat lunch together!!!!
    - Inda Karane
SIGN    To Rentaro-kun
    It feels a little strange writing to you
    when we see each other all the time.
    But I'm much better at expressing
    my feelings through writing, so I figured I should
    tell you how I constantly feel about you this way.
    Thank you truly for always looking out for me
    and respecting my feelings.
    I will treasure the days I spend with you for life.
    Rentaro-kun, do you happen to have time
    during lunch break today? If you do,
    then I would love to have lunch with you.
    -Yoshimoto Shizuka
SIGN    When a > 0 and b > 0,
    the Rentaro a/b + b/a >= 2 Nano inequation becomes
    a/b > 0 and b/a > 0.
    With the addition of "Gratitude" and the arithmetic mean of "Lunch,"
    we get Rentaro = a/b + b/a >= Lunch 2√(a/b x b/a)
    = 2x Happiness
    = Nano
    Lunch a² + Lunch b² >= 2ab
    (a-b)² = If you eat it, it no longer exists
    As such, when a = b, lunch will be proven.
SIGN    Rentaro, thanks for everything, aye.
    It looks like today will be a beautiful day,
    so I wanna eat lunch with you, aye!
    It'll be delicious for sure, aye!
    Note: Heat this area up for a surprise!
SIGN    Hngh
[01:56] Rentaro
    Good morning, you two.
[01:57] Karane
    Were you just talking to that pole?
[02:01] Rentaro
    I'm just on cloud nine
    after getting my first girlfriend.
[02:05] Karane
    If...
[02:06] Karane
    If you wanna talk to someone so badly,
[02:09] Karane
    I'm alwa... wa..
[02:10] Karane
    Wacha-cha-cha-cha-cha!
[02:13] Karane
    Y-You are already dead, okay?!
[02:15] Rentaro
    Did you attack my pressure points?!
[02:19] Hakari
    Such a beautiful day, don't you think?
[02:23] Rentaro
    Y-Yeah. Such nice weather.
SIGN    Smooth
[02:30] Rentaro
    S-So smooth! So tiny!
[02:30] Rentaro
    This is a girl's hand!
[02:33] Rentaro
    So soft! So warm!
[02:34] Hakari
    I read in a book that 90% of men 
    enjoy locking hands with their partners.
[02:35] Hakari
    So big, so bony!
[02:39] Hakari
    This is a boy's hand!
[02:42] Hakari
    It's such great weather today.
    It's so strong and so masculine.
[02:46] Karane
    What the heck kinda weather is that?!
[02:48] Rentaro
    Inda-san, let's do it, too.
[02:50] Rentaro
    Gimme your hand.
[02:54] Karane
    H-Hmph! I'm not too pleased about this,
[02:57] Karane
    but I don't wanna miss out on zapping you
    with some stray static electricity, so I'll live.
[03:02] Rentaro
    Extra, extra. We have a zingdere, too.
[03:07] Karane
    Gah, what is with this boy? I love him!
[03:10] Rentaro
    I have never been happier in my life!
[03:13] Hakari
    I love him... 
    I really, really, really love him!
SIGN    Hngh <3
SIGN    Hngh <3
SIGN    Hngh <3
[03:17] Rentarokaranehakari
    Love, love, love...
[03:17] Karane
    This weather's too good for its own good!
[03:19] Rentaro
    Yeah, it's lovely.
[03:21] Hakari
    It's perfect weather.
[03:23] Rentaro
    Yeah, you couldn't ask for a better day.
[03:27] Oldlady
    Kids these days
    really care about the weather, huh?
[03:33] Rentaro
    By the way, Hanazono-san, Inda-san...
[03:36] Rentaro
    Hmm? What's wrong, Hanazono-san?
[03:40] Hakari
    Well, it's just...
[03:42] Hakari
    I'd love it if you could call me
    by my first name.
SIGN    hubba hubba
[03:46] Sign
    abbuh abbuh
[03:46] Rentaro
    Oh, y-your name?
[03:49] Rentaro
    H... H... Hakari-san.
[03:53] Hakari
    Yes, Rentaro-kun!
[03:58] Karane
    M-Me, too...
[04:01] Karane
    R-R-R-R-R-Re...
[04:04] Karane
    Rentaro!
[04:05] Rentaro
    Yes?
[04:06] Karane
    I-It's not like I was talking to you!
[04:08] Rentaro
    Then, whomst?!
[04:12] Rentaro
    Karane.
[04:14] Hakari
    I would prefer just "Hakari," too!
[04:16] Rentaro
    Huh? O-Okay...
[04:18] Rentaro
    Hakari.
[04:20] Hakari
    Yes. Asdkfasdfa.
[04:22] Hakari
    Rentaro-kun.
[04:23] Rentaro
    Hakari.
[04:24] Karane
    R-Rentaro!
[04:26] Rentaro
    Karane!
[04:27] Karane
    Rentaro!
[04:28] Rentaro
    Karane...
[04:29] Hakari
    Rentaro-kun.
[04:30] Rentaro
    Hakari!
[04:31] Karane
    Rentaro...
[04:32] Rentaro
    Karane!
[04:33] Guy A
    The heck? Are they doing a roll call?
[04:33] Hakari
    Rentaro-kun...
[04:34] Rentaro
    Hakari...
[04:35] Viceprincipal
    Hold it!
[04:37] Guy B
    I'm really sorry! Please, have mercy!
[04:44] Hakari
    It's her!
[04:46] Karane
    The vice principal?!
[04:47] Rentaro
    Hmm... vice principal...
[04:48] Rentaro
    Vice principal?!
[04:49] Hakari
    Yes. She's infamously strict
    about school rules.
[04:53] Hakari
    If she catches you running in the halls...
[04:55] Karane
    ...she'll chase you to the ends of the earth.
[05:04] Karane
    And if she catches you...
[05:06] Guy B
    No...
[05:07] Viceprincipal
    Hope you reflect on this deeply!
[05:08] Guy B
    No!
[05:11] Guy B
    Eek! Please no!
[05:15] Karane
    ...she'll French kiss you.
[05:18] Rentaro
    Emotional damage!
[05:20] Hakari
    No, it hurts a lot physically, too.
[05:26] Hakari
    She's a former star sprinter,
    so nobody has ever escaped her kiss attack.
[05:26] Viceprincipal
    Lickity lick lick!
[05:31] Karane
    They call her "Sonic the Sketchhag."
[05:36] Rentaro
    I had no idea such a monster
    lurked in our school.
[05:39] Hakari
    B-By the way, Rentaro-kun,
[05:42] Hakari
    have you ever k-kissed anyone before?
[05:44] Karane
    Flinch.
[05:45] Rentaro
    Huh? Nope.
[05:47] Rentaro
    You two are my first-ever girlfriends.
[05:50] Hakari & Karane
    That means the early bird...
[05:54] Hakari & Karane
    gets the first kiss!
[05:57] Hakari
    I must have it!
[05:58] Karane
    It will be mine!
SIGN    Lunch Break
[06:02] Hakari
    There's nobody around.
[06:05] Rentaro
    It's only early spring,
    so it's still a bit chilly.
[06:09] Karane
    There's a kitty here.
[06:11] Hakari
    Which means nobody's watching.
[06:15] Hakari
    Hey, I cooked these egg rolls.
[06:19] Hakari
    Would you like to try them?
[06:20] Rentaro
    May I? I'd love to!
[06:22] Hakari
    Okay!
[06:24] Hakari
    Here, say aah.
[06:28] Rentaro
    Aah.
[06:32] Hakari
    Wh-What do you think?
[06:36] Rentaro
    It's the best in the galaxy!
[06:37] Karane
    Wha?!
[06:38] Hakari
    I'm so glad!
[06:39] Karane
    I-I happened to bake some cookies, too.
[06:42] Rentaro
    Really?
[06:43] Karane
    Not for you or anything, but...
[06:46] Karane
    Come on, open up!
[06:48] Rentaro
    Aah.
[06:50] Karane
    C-Cookie!
[06:50] Rentaro
    More like cook-eye!
SIGN    Splornk
[06:58] Rentaro
    It's the best in the galaxy!
[07:00] Karane
    How galaxy-brained are you?!
[07:06] Hakari
    Since we're on the topic of snacks,
[07:07] Hakari
    I brought some Bocky, too.
[07:12] Hakari
    Huh?
[07:13] Hakari
    The ends are all snapped off!
    We can't hold these in our hands!
[07:17] Rentaro
    How does that even happen?!
[07:19] Hakari
    I'd hoped to feed you these, too...
[07:23] Rentaro
    Hakari.
[07:24] Hakari
    Oh, but I could just hold it in a way
    that doesn't dirty my hands.
[07:28] Hakari
    Rentaro-kun, say aah.
[07:30] Rentaro
    Aah.
[07:34] Rentaro
    That's her game?!
[07:36] Rentaro
    H-Her face is so close to mine! So cute!
[07:39] Rentaro
    Cute, cute, cute, cute!
[07:41] Rentaro
    Her cutey-cute face is so closey-close!
[07:44] Hakari
    This is making me want to have some myself.
[07:48] Rentaro
    The game is afoot!
[07:53] Karane
    L-Let me in!
SIGN    Splornk
[07:55] Rentaro
    What does she have against my eyes?!
[08:02] Hakari
    No!
[08:04] Hakari
    The Bocky snapped in half!
[08:05] Rentaro
    Sorry, I didn't mean to.
[08:08] Karane
    Ah!
[08:09] Karane
    Do you have a cold?
    Your eyes are all red, too.
[08:12] Rentaro
    No, that's because...
[08:14] Karane
    Better pass it on with your mouth.
[08:17] Karane
    They say you cure a cold by passing it on!
[08:19] Rentaro
    That's the ace striker of Myth FC!
    The Messi, the Ronaldo!
[08:22] Rentaro
    Wait, her face is so close!
[08:24] Rentaro
    And cute, cute, cute, cute!
[08:26] Rentaro
    She's gonna score a hat-trick on me!
[08:29] Karane
    Gah!
[08:30] Hakari
    Wait! We can't be sure he has a cold yet!
[08:33] Karane
    Bwang...
[08:34] Hakari
    Let's check your temperature first.
[08:35] Karane
    Was that soft? Hard?
    An unidentified sensation!
[08:38] Hakari
    In my family, we check with both our
    foreheads and our lips. Please understand.
[08:44] Rentaro
    A custom so outlandish, all I'm seeing is red!
[08:46] Karane
    I disagree! Mouth-to-mouth is the best way!
[08:50] Karane
    So pass out already!
[08:52] Rentaro
    Have you both lost your marbles?!
[08:55] Hakari
    What are you doing?!
[08:57] Karane
    Bweh!
[09:02] Rentaro
    Can we calm down? What's gotten into you?
[09:06] Rentaro
    Wait, are you two trying to kiss me?
[09:10] Karane
    You wha? I-I-I-I-It's not like that!
[09:12] Rentaro
    You're not an open book,
    you're the whole library!
[09:14] Hakari
    Nothing stays secret with you around!
[09:17] Rentaro
    They went so far to try to 
    kiss a guy like me...
[09:21] Rentaro
    That's so sweet!
[09:23] Rentaro
    You could've just asked.
[09:25] Rentaro
    I wanted to... uh, kiss you two myself.
[09:28] Hakari
    But...
[09:30] Hakari
    The moment kissing came up,
[09:32] Hakari
    we'd have to decide who would be first.
[09:36] Karane
    And...
[09:37] Karane
    You decided to make a move
    before it came down to that, right?
[09:40] Hakari
    P-Pot, meet kettle!
[09:43] Rentaro
    I see. So that's why you were fighting.
[09:47] Rentaro
    Don't worry. I've got this.
[09:50] Rentaro
    I have a plan.
[09:55] Rentaro
    I cooked up the perfect plan
    just in case this happened!
[10:01] Karane
    Yesterday? The same day we started dating?
SIGN    Really?
[10:03] Rentaro
    Well, I was so excited imagining
    our future together that I couldn't sleep.
[10:09] Rentaro
    I played out one scenario
    after another to figure out
[10:12] Rentaro
    how to make you two
    the happiest girls in the world.
[10:16] Hakari & Karane
    Guh! I love him!
SIGN    Hngh <3
[10:20] Rentaro
    Anyway, for this first kiss problem,
[10:23] Rentaro
    we'll solve it by not knowing
    who got the first place.
[10:26] Hakarikarane
    Who was first?
SIGN    Who was first?
[10:27] Sign
    Dunno!!
[10:27] Rentaro
    Dunno!
[10:29] Rentaro
    That way, you'll both be equally
    likely to have had my first kiss.
[10:34] Rentaro
    And I can think of you both
    equally as my first kiss.
[10:39] Karane
    How do we even avoid
     knowing who went first?
[10:44] Hakari
    If we did it in different places,
    Rentaro-kun would know.
[10:49] Rentaro
    That's where these come in.
[10:51] Karane
    Music players...
[10:53] Hakari
    And dice? Eye masks?
[10:55] Rentaro
    First, we all take one of each.
[10:58] Rentaro
    Next, we decide where you two will stand.
[11:02] Rentaro
    I'll turn around and play some music.
[11:06] Rentaro
    When you press play on these three players,
[11:09] Rentaro
    they start playing My First Kiss 
    at max volume on repeat.
[11:13] Karane
    Why that song?
[11:15] Rentaro
    Because it's our first kiss.
[11:17] Rentaro
    That way, I won't be able to notice
    your movements or the noises you make.
[11:23] Rentaro
    Next, you two roll the dice
    to decide who stands where.
[11:27] Rentaro
    Let's say the bigger number
    stands on the right.
[11:30] Rentaro
    Once you're ready, you send me a message.
SIGN    Success
    in Love
[11:34] Rentaro
    I'll roll the dice and count
    to the random number I get.
[11:39] Rentaro
    Then I roll a single die
    and put on my eye mask.
SIGN    Odd
[11:43] Rentaro
    If this is odd, I start with the right.
    With the left if even.
[11:47] Rentaro
    I walk towards you two
    and kiss you both in turn.
[11:47] Sign
    Even
[11:52] Rentaro
    Because you would've waited the random
    number of seconds I counted earlier,
[11:57] Rentaro
    you won't be able to figure out
    who was first or second.
[12:01] Rentaro
    Once I've kissed you, I return to my spot,
[12:04] Rentaro
    count to the random number I roll once again,
[12:06] Rentaro
    and send you a message.
[12:09] Rentaro
    You throw your dice to decide your spots again,
[12:12] Rentaro
    which will make it impossible to know
    who was originally where.
[12:16] Rentaro
    Lastly, I'll take off the earbuds
    and eye mask...
[12:19] Rentaro
    Leaving only the joyous memory of sharing 
    our first kiss with the person we love.
[12:26] Hakari
    Amazing! The most perfect of plans!
[12:29] Hakari
    That was straight out of Liar's Game!
[12:31] Rentaro
    Aw...
[12:31] Karane
    H-Hold it!
[12:33] Karane
    That's a prime cheating opportunity!
[12:36] Karane
    The other two would have no idea!
[12:38] Rentaro
    Exactly.
[12:39] Rentaro
    But I've got a special solution
    to top it all off.
[12:42] Karane
    What solution?
[12:45] Rentaro
    We all pinky promise not to cheat.
[12:48] Karane
    Logic stocks are crashing! Sell now!
[12:50] Karane
    A-Are you stupid?
[12:51] Karane
    How are we supposed to enforce that?
[12:54] Rentaro
    But... why would anyone break a pinky promise?
[12:56] Rentaro
    You'd have to stick a needle in your eye.
[12:59] Rentaro
    You'd lose your eyesight.
[13:00] Karane
    Too pure!
[13:02] Rentaro
    Cross my heart and hope to die!
    Stick a needle in my eye!
[13:07] Rentaro
    But it's okay if it's you two.
    I'll still sacrifice my eyes!
[13:11] Rentaro
    Pinky promise!
SIGN    Hngh
[13:12] Hakari & Karane
    I swear on my life, 
    this promise will not be broken!
[13:15] Rentaro
    All right, let's give it a shot.
[13:18] Hakari
    This feels almost illegal.
[13:23] Rentaro
    Even.
[13:24] Rentaro
    So start with the left.
[13:26] Rentaro
    They should be standing...
[13:29] Rentaro
    somewhere around that area.
[13:31] Rentaro
    Oh, but I won't know how far to lean in 
    if I can't tell exactly where they are.
[13:37] Rentaro
    I don't want to headbutt anyone.
[13:40] Rentaro
    I'll start by putting my hands 
    on her shoulders...
[13:45] Rentaro
    This is definitely Hakari!
[13:47] Narrator
    The logic behind this conclusion
[13:49] Narrator
    will be kept confidential,
    lest we shame Karane-san.
[13:54] Hakari
    I don't mind, Rentaro-kun.
[13:57] Hakari
    You can go even further.
[13:59] Rentaro
    S-Stop that.
[14:00] Rentaro
    I'm serious about us,
    more than anyone in the world.
[14:05] Rentaro
    Sorry, Karane. We have to start over.
[14:08] Karane
    Start over? What went wrong?
[14:11] Karane
    No, seriously, what happened?!
[14:38] Karane
    Wha?
[14:40] Karane
    No, wait!
[14:41] Karane
    Rentaro... What are you...
[14:45] Karane
    No way!
[14:50] Karane
    You sick perv!
[14:58] Karane
    You colossal jerk!
[14:59] Karane
    Tell me before you go there!
[15:01] Karane
    I need time to prepare!
[15:10] Rentaro
    Sorry, Hakari.
[15:11] Rentaro
    We have to start over.
[15:13] Hakari
    Rentaro-kun?
[15:14] Hakari
    Okay, something definitely went down!
[15:17] Rentaro
    A-Anyway, let's try and try until we succeed!
[15:31] Rentaro
    Wh-Who knew kissing was so complicated?
[15:35] Karane
    They make it look so easy in movies and on TV.
[15:39] Karane
    Ugh.
[15:40] Karane
    I knew this stupid plan
    was never gonna work out.
SIGN    I'm so pathetic
[15:44] Hakari
    Rentaro-kun's plan is perfect.
[15:46] Hakari
    The problem is with the people involved.
[15:50] Karane
    Huh?
[15:51] Karane
    What? Are you saying it's my fault?
[15:53] Hakari
    I'm not pointing any fingers.
[15:56] Karane
    What kind of kissing
    were you two doing, anyway?
[16:00] Karane
    Why'd you always
    come out of it red as tomatoes?
[16:00] Rentaro
    C-Calm down!
[16:03] Hakari
    If that's how we're doing it,
[16:05] Hakari
    why does he keep getting
    more and more injured with you?
[16:08] Hakari
    Stop hurting my Rentaro-kun!
[16:11] Karane
    Excuse me? What do you mean, your Rentaro-kun?
[16:14] Karane
    Rentaro's mine!
[16:15] Hakari
    Mine!
[16:17] Karane
    No, mine!
[16:17] Rentaro
    Stop it!
[16:19] Rentaro
    Don't fight. I'm the one to blame here.
[16:24] Rentaro
    It's all because I still
    haven't had my first kiss.
[16:28] Rentaro
    Because I'm a useless, inexperienced boyfriend!
[16:32] Karane
    Rentaro!
[16:32] Hakari
    Rentaro-kun?
[16:35] Karane
    Wait, Rentaro!
[16:37] Hakari
    Where are you going?
[16:40] Rentaro
    Vice Principal!
[16:43] Viceprincipal
    Who'd you wanna call? Old Spinster!
[16:48] Viceprincipal
    Running? In my halls?
[16:52] Hakari
    No, Rentaro-kun will be...
[16:54] Viceprincipal
    I sentence you to my whip of love!
[17:02] Viceprincipal
    Got you! Prepare for your smacking!
[17:07] Rentaro
    She's cackling like some early-game monster!
[17:12] Karane
    Get away from Rentaro, you freaky old bag!
[17:15] Karane
    The Iron Shriek?
[17:17] Karane
    No, Karane?!
[17:19] Viceprincipal
    Camel clutching your teachers
    is against the rules!
[17:22] Karane
    Yeah, and kissing your students 
    is against the law!
[17:29] Hakari
    Look, an inspector from the Board of Education!
[17:32] Hakari
    Please come quick!
[17:34] Hakari
    You can get a red-handed bonus
    on catching this perverted teacher now!
[17:39] Karane
    You okay, Rentaro?
[17:41] Rentaro
    Karane...
[17:48] Viceprincipal
    I can't lose this job.
[17:50] Viceprincipal
    I need all the cash I can get to keep
    smooching hot guys at host clubs!
[17:57] Viceprincipal
    Found one.
[17:58] Guy 2
    No!
[17:59] Karane
    Rentaro!
[18:00] Hakari
    Are you okay?
[18:01] Rentaro
    Y-You two...
[18:03] Hakari
    Why would you do something so rash?
[18:09] Rentaro
    I love you both so much.
[18:12] Rentaro
    And I know this is selfish,
[18:15] Rentaro
    but I want my girlfriends to get along.
[18:19] Rentaro
    So...
[18:21] Rentaro
    If my first kiss
    causes you two to fight over it,
[18:25] Rentaro
    I'd rather throw it in the trash!
SIGN    Trash
[18:31] Hakari
    If you're going to waste it
    on some trash who doesn't even like you...
[18:36] Karane
    I'd much rather let Hakari 
    have your first kiss instead!
[18:37] Hakari
    I'd much rather let Karane-san
    have your first kiss instead!
[18:44] Rentaro
    R-Really? I thought...
[18:47] Rentaro
    Your rival in love was the absolute
    last person you'd want to have it.
[18:52] Hakari
    Of course, there's a part of me
    that feels that way.
[18:56] Karane
    But it's just obvious
    that she really loves you, too...
[19:02] Hakari
    From watching Karane-san.
[19:02] Karane
    From looking at Hakari.
[19:07] Karane
    H-Hey, what's this about?
[19:11] Rentaro
    What the heck?
[19:12] Rentaro
    I had you two all wrong!
[19:14] Hakari
    I wub him!
[19:16] Karane
    I'm so habby!
[19:18] Rentaro
    In that case, it might just work.
[19:22] Karane
    We all kiss at the same time?!
[19:25] Rentaro
    Yep. All three of us at once.
[19:28] Rentaro
    It was the first thing I thought of, actually.
[19:32] Rentaro
    Just, you know...
[19:34] Rentaro
    You two wouldn't just be kissing me,
    but also each other.
[19:41] Rentaro
    So I figured you wouldn't be up for it
    if you were at loggerheads.
[19:46] Rentaro
    But it'll be okay. I believe in you two.
[19:49] Rentaro
    No, I believe in us!
[19:51] Karane
    Don't get all hype by yourself...
[20:13] Rentaro
    Sorry, this is...
[20:16] Rentaro
    Totally some kind of UFO-summoning ritual!
[20:22] Narrator
    And so, after many trials and tribulations,
[20:27] Narrator
    the three of them
    successfully shared their first kiss.
[20:33] Narrator
    And they also summoned a UFO... maybe?
SIGN    The Next Day
[20:38] Rentaro
    What are you looking for in the library?
SIGN    LIBRARY
[20:40] Hakari
    A cookbook.
[20:42] Hakari
    You seemed to like
    the egg rolls I made yesterday,
[20:46] Hakari
    and it made me want to try
    cooking more things for you.
[20:51] Karane
    F-Fancy that!
[20:53] Karane
    I was just thinking about
    reading up on cooking myself!
[20:59] Karane
    I-It's not like I'm doing it
    for you or anything, okay?!
[21:02] Rentaro
    I haven't said anything!
[21:03] Karane
    What's this, Recipes that Show 
    the Way To Your Man's Stomach?
SIGN    Recipes that Show the Way To
    Your Man's Stomach
SIGN    Recipes that Show the Way To
    Your Man's Stomach
[21:08] Hakari
    No fair, Karane-san. Let me see it, too.
[21:12] Karane
    Finders keepers.
[21:14] Hakari
    Come on. It won't kill you.
[21:16] Karane
    Find your own book!
[21:18] Rentaro
    Play nice, you two.
[21:20] Rentaro
    You've already shared a kiss and all.
[21:23] Karane
    Th-That was your stupid idea!
[21:26] Hakari
    W-W-We only went along with it!
[21:27] Rentaro
    I'm just kidding!
[21:31] Rentaro
    I should see if there's anything good, too.
SIGN    Love, Taiyaki,
    and Me
[21:37] Rentaro
    Love?
SIGN    Krrrack!!
[21:58] Rentaro
    That zing just now...
[22:01] Rentaro
    Is she my soulmate?!