# E2 - First Kiss
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GEVUZX23D/first-kiss)
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**[00:01] Rentaro**
Yeah, can you believe it?
**[00:03] Rentaro**
After a rejection streak that hit 100,
**[00:06] Rentaro**
I now have a girlfriend
for the first time in my life!
**[00:10] Rentaro**
I'm also about to walk to school
with her like I've always dreamed about!
**[00:14] Rentaro**
And get this...
**[00:17] Rentaro**
*There are two of them!*
**[00:19] Hakari**
Good morning, Rentaro-kun.
**[00:22] Karane**
Wait, were you just talking to that pole?!
***SIGN*** The 100 Girlfriends
Who Really, Really, Really, Really, REALLY Love You
***SIGN*** Crossing
***SIGN*** Reminiscing Lunch
***SIGN*** B-Come Tast-E
***SIGN*** I went all-out making lunch this morning <3
***SIGN*** To Rentaro-kun
You might think this is all a bit overblown,
but I'm writing this letter to express how thankful I am for all you do.
Rentaro-kun, thank you so much for always bringing joy into my life.
I've put all my feelings of gratitude into making lunch for you.
Would you eat with me, if you don't mind?
I'll be waiting on the rooftop during lunch break <3
-Hakari
P.S. I believe my figure has become
more shapely these days.
I'm including a photograph
I took recently along with this letter.
Enjoy <3
***SIGN*** To Rentaro!
You'd better come to the rooftop during lunch break!
Promise me you will!!
Don't ask why! Just do it!
I made too many side dishes, is all!
(Though part of it was me hoping you would eat them...)
So don't get the wrong idea! I'm just repaying you here!
We gotta eat lunch together!!!!
- Inda Karane
***SIGN*** To Rentaro-kun
It feels a little strange writing to you
when we see each other all the time.
But I'm much better at expressing
my feelings through writing, so I figured I should
tell you how I constantly feel about you this way.
Thank you truly for always looking out for me
and respecting my feelings.
I will treasure the days I spend with you for life.
Rentaro-kun, do you happen to have time
during lunch break today? If you do,
then I would love to have lunch with you.
-Yoshimoto Shizuka
***SIGN*** When a > 0 and b > 0,
the Rentaro a/b + b/a >= 2 Nano inequation becomes
a/b > 0 and b/a > 0.
With the addition of "Gratitude" and the arithmetic mean of "Lunch,"
we get Rentaro = a/b + b/a >= Lunch 2√(a/b x b/a)
= 2x Happiness
= Nano
Lunch a² + Lunch b² >= 2ab
(a-b)² = If you eat it, it no longer exists
As such, when a = b, lunch will be proven.
***SIGN*** Rentaro, thanks for everything, aye.
It looks like today will be a beautiful day,
so I wanna eat lunch with you, aye!
It'll be delicious for sure, aye!
Note: Heat this area up for a surprise!
***SIGN*** Hngh
**[01:56] Rentaro**
Good morning, you two.
**[01:57] Karane**
Were you just talking to that pole?
**[02:01] Rentaro**
I'm just on cloud nine
after getting my first girlfriend.
**[02:05] Karane**
If...
**[02:06] Karane**
If you wanna talk to someone so badly,
**[02:09] Karane**
I'm alwa... wa..
**[02:10] Karane**
Wacha-cha-cha-cha-cha!
**[02:13] Karane**
Y-You are already dead, okay?!
**[02:15] Rentaro**
Did you attack my pressure points?!
**[02:19] Hakari**
Such a beautiful day, don't you think?
**[02:23] Rentaro**
Y-Yeah. Such nice weather.
***SIGN*** Smooth
**[02:30] Rentaro**
*S-So smooth! So tiny!*
**[02:30] Rentaro**
*This is a girl's hand!*
**[02:33] Rentaro**
*So soft! So warm!*
**[02:34] Hakari**
*I read in a book that 90% of men
enjoy locking hands with their partners.*
**[02:35] Hakari**
*So big, so bony!*
**[02:39] Hakari**
*This is a boy's hand!*
**[02:42] Hakari**
It's such great weather today.
It's so strong and so masculine.
**[02:46] Karane**
What the heck kinda weather is that?!
**[02:48] Rentaro**
Inda-san, let's do it, too.
**[02:50] Rentaro**
Gimme your hand.
**[02:54] Karane**
H-Hmph! I'm not too pleased about this,
**[02:57] Karane**
but I don't wanna miss out on zapping you
with some stray static electricity, so I'll live.
**[03:02] Rentaro**
*Extra, extra. We have a zingdere, too.*
**[03:07] Karane**
*Gah, what is with this boy? I love him!*
**[03:10] Rentaro**
*I have never been happier in my life!*
**[03:13] Hakari**
*I love him...
I really, really, really love him!*
***SIGN*** Hngh <3
***SIGN*** Hngh <3
***SIGN*** Hngh <3
**[03:17] Rentarokaranehakari**
*Love, love, love...*
**[03:17] Karane**
This weather's too good for its own good!
**[03:19] Rentaro**
Yeah, it's lovely.
**[03:21] Hakari**
It's perfect weather.
**[03:23] Rentaro**
Yeah, you couldn't ask for a better day.
**[03:27] Oldlady**
Kids these days
really care about the weather, huh?
**[03:33] Rentaro**
By the way, Hanazono-san, Inda-san...
**[03:36] Rentaro**
Hmm? What's wrong, Hanazono-san?
**[03:40] Hakari**
Well, it's just...
**[03:42] Hakari**
I'd love it if you could call me
by my first name.
***SIGN*** hubba hubba
**[03:46] Sign**
abbuh abbuh
**[03:46] Rentaro**
Oh, y-your name?
**[03:49] Rentaro**
H... H... Hakari-san.
**[03:53] Hakari**
Yes, Rentaro-kun!
**[03:58] Karane**
M-Me, too...
**[04:01] Karane**
R-R-R-R-R-Re...
**[04:04] Karane**
Rentaro!
**[04:05] Rentaro**
Yes?
**[04:06] Karane**
I-It's not like I was talking to you!
**[04:08] Rentaro**
Then, whomst?!
**[04:12] Rentaro**
Karane.
**[04:14] Hakari**
I would prefer just "Hakari," too!
**[04:16] Rentaro**
Huh? O-Okay...
**[04:18] Rentaro**
Hakari.
**[04:20] Hakari**
Yes. Asdkfasdfa.
**[04:22] Hakari**
Rentaro-kun.
**[04:23] Rentaro**
Hakari.
**[04:24] Karane**
R-Rentaro!
**[04:26] Rentaro**
Karane!
**[04:27] Karane**
Rentaro!
**[04:28] Rentaro**
Karane...
**[04:29] Hakari**
Rentaro-kun.
**[04:30] Rentaro**
Hakari!
**[04:31] Karane**
Rentaro...
**[04:32] Rentaro**
Karane!
**[04:33] Guy A**
The heck? Are they doing a roll call?
**[04:33] Hakari**
Rentaro-kun...
**[04:34] Rentaro**
Hakari...
**[04:35] Viceprincipal**
Hold it!
**[04:37] Guy B**
I'm really sorry! Please, have mercy!
**[04:44] Hakari**
It's her!
**[04:46] Karane**
The vice principal?!
**[04:47] Rentaro**
Hmm... vice principal...
**[04:48] Rentaro**
Vice principal?!
**[04:49] Hakari**
Yes. She's infamously strict
about school rules.
**[04:53] Hakari**
If she catches you running in the halls...
**[04:55] Karane**
...she'll chase you to the ends of the earth.
**[05:04] Karane**
And if she catches you...
**[05:06] Guy B**
No...
**[05:07] Viceprincipal**
Hope you reflect on this deeply!
**[05:08] Guy B**
No!
**[05:11] Guy B**
Eek! Please no!
**[05:15] Karane**
...she'll French kiss you.
**[05:18] Rentaro**
Emotional damage!
**[05:20] Hakari**
No, it hurts a lot physically, too.
**[05:26] Hakari**
She's a former star sprinter,
so nobody has ever escaped her kiss attack.
**[05:26] Viceprincipal**
Lickity lick lick!
**[05:31] Karane**
They call her "Sonic the Sketchhag."
**[05:36] Rentaro**
I had no idea such a monster
lurked in our school.
**[05:39] Hakari**
B-By the way, Rentaro-kun,
**[05:42] Hakari**
have you ever k-kissed anyone before?
**[05:44] Karane**
Flinch.
**[05:45] Rentaro**
Huh? Nope.
**[05:47] Rentaro**
You two are my first-ever girlfriends.
**[05:50] Hakari & Karane**
*That means the early bird...*
**[05:54] Hakari & Karane**
*gets the first kiss!*
**[05:57] Hakari**
*I must have it!*
**[05:58] Karane**
*It will be mine!*
***SIGN*** Lunch Break
**[06:02] Hakari**
There's nobody around.
**[06:05] Rentaro**
It's only early spring,
so it's still a bit chilly.
**[06:09] Karane**
*There's a kitty here.*
**[06:11] Hakari**
*Which means nobody's watching.*
**[06:15] Hakari**
Hey, I cooked these egg rolls.
**[06:19] Hakari**
Would you like to try them?
**[06:20] Rentaro**
May I? I'd love to!
**[06:22] Hakari**
Okay!
**[06:24] Hakari**
Here, say aah.
**[06:28] Rentaro**
Aah.
**[06:32] Hakari**
Wh-What do you think?
**[06:36] Rentaro**
It's the best in the galaxy!
**[06:37] Karane**
Wha?!
**[06:38] Hakari**
I'm so glad!
**[06:39] Karane**
I-I happened to bake some cookies, too.
**[06:42] Rentaro**
Really?
**[06:43] Karane**
Not for you or anything, but...
**[06:46] Karane**
Come on, open up!
**[06:48] Rentaro**
Aah.
**[06:50] Karane**
C-Cookie!
**[06:50] Rentaro**
More like cook-eye!
***SIGN*** Splornk
**[06:58] Rentaro**
It's the best in the galaxy!
**[07:00] Karane**
How galaxy-brained are you?!
**[07:06] Hakari**
Since we're on the topic of snacks,
**[07:07] Hakari**
I brought some Bocky, too.
**[07:12] Hakari**
Huh?
**[07:13] Hakari**
The ends are all snapped off!
We can't hold these in our hands!
**[07:17] Rentaro**
How does that even happen?!
**[07:19] Hakari**
I'd hoped to feed you these, too...
**[07:23] Rentaro**
Hakari.
**[07:24] Hakari**
Oh, but I could just hold it in a way
that doesn't dirty my hands.
**[07:28] Hakari**
Rentaro-kun, say aah.
**[07:30] Rentaro**
Aah.
**[07:34] Rentaro**
*That's her game?!*
**[07:36] Rentaro**
*H-Her face is so close to mine! So cute!*
**[07:39] Rentaro**
*Cute, cute, cute, cute!*
**[07:41] Rentaro**
*Her cutey-cute face is so closey-close!*
**[07:44] Hakari**
This is making me want to have some myself.
**[07:48] Rentaro**
*The game is afoot!*
**[07:53] Karane**
L-Let me in!
***SIGN*** Splornk
**[07:55] Rentaro**
*What does she have against my eyes?!*
**[08:02] Hakari**
No!
**[08:04] Hakari**
The Bocky snapped in half!
**[08:05] Rentaro**
Sorry, I didn't mean to.
**[08:08] Karane**
Ah!
**[08:09] Karane**
Do you have a cold?
Your eyes are all red, too.
**[08:12] Rentaro**
No, that's because...
**[08:14] Karane**
Better pass it on with your mouth.
**[08:17] Karane**
They say you cure a cold by passing it on!
**[08:19] Rentaro**
That's the ace striker of Myth FC!
The Messi, the Ronaldo!
**[08:22] Rentaro**
*Wait, her face is so close!*
**[08:24] Rentaro**
*And cute, cute, cute, cute!*
**[08:26] Rentaro**
*She's gonna score a hat-trick on me!*
**[08:29] Karane**
Gah!
**[08:30] Hakari**
Wait! We can't be sure he has a cold yet!
**[08:33] Karane**
Bwang...
**[08:34] Hakari**
Let's check your temperature first.
**[08:35] Karane**
Was that soft? Hard?
An unidentified sensation!
**[08:38] Hakari**
In my family, we check with both our
foreheads and our lips. Please understand.
**[08:44] Rentaro**
A custom so outlandish, all I'm seeing is red!
**[08:46] Karane**
I disagree! Mouth-to-mouth is the best way!
**[08:50] Karane**
So pass out already!
**[08:52] Rentaro**
Have you both lost your marbles?!
**[08:55] Hakari**
What are you doing?!
**[08:57] Karane**
Bweh!
**[09:02] Rentaro**
Can we calm down? What's gotten into you?
**[09:06] Rentaro**
Wait, are you two trying to kiss me?
**[09:10] Karane**
You wha? I-I-I-I-It's not like that!
**[09:12] Rentaro**
You're not an open book,
you're the whole library!
**[09:14] Hakari**
Nothing stays secret with you around!
**[09:17] Rentaro**
*They went so far to try to
kiss a guy like me...*
**[09:21] Rentaro**
*That's so sweet!*
**[09:23] Rentaro**
You could've just asked.
**[09:25] Rentaro**
I wanted to... uh, kiss you two myself.
**[09:28] Hakari**
But...
**[09:30] Hakari**
The moment kissing came up,
**[09:32] Hakari**
we'd have to decide who would be first.
**[09:36] Karane**
And...
**[09:37] Karane**
You decided to make a move
before it came down to that, right?
**[09:40] Hakari**
P-Pot, meet kettle!
**[09:43] Rentaro**
I see. So that's why you were fighting.
**[09:47] Rentaro**
Don't worry. I've got this.
**[09:50] Rentaro**
I have a plan.
**[09:55] Rentaro**
I cooked up the perfect plan
just in case this happened!
**[10:01] Karane**
Yesterday? The same day we started dating?
***SIGN*** Really?
**[10:03] Rentaro**
Well, I was so excited imagining
our future together that I couldn't sleep.
**[10:09] Rentaro**
I played out one scenario
after another to figure out
**[10:12] Rentaro**
how to make you two
the happiest girls in the world.
**[10:16] Hakari & Karane**
*Guh! I love him!*
***SIGN*** Hngh <3
**[10:20] Rentaro**
Anyway, for this first kiss problem,
**[10:23] Rentaro**
we'll solve it by not knowing
who got the first place.
**[10:26] Hakarikarane**
Who was first?
***SIGN*** Who was first?
**[10:27] Sign**
Dunno!!
**[10:27] Rentaro**
Dunno!
**[10:29] Rentaro**
That way, you'll both be equally
likely to have had my first kiss.
**[10:34] Rentaro**
And I can think of you both
equally as my first kiss.
**[10:39] Karane**
How do we even avoid
knowing who went first?
**[10:44] Hakari**
If we did it in different places,
Rentaro-kun would know.
**[10:49] Rentaro**
That's where these come in.
**[10:51] Karane**
Music players...
**[10:53] Hakari**
And dice? Eye masks?
**[10:55] Rentaro**
First, we all take one of each.
**[10:58] Rentaro**
Next, we decide where you two will stand.
**[11:02] Rentaro**
I'll turn around and play some music.
**[11:06] Rentaro**
When you press play on these three players,
**[11:09] Rentaro**
they start playing *My First Kiss*
at max volume on repeat.
**[11:13] Karane**
Why that song?
**[11:15] Rentaro**
Because it's our first kiss.
**[11:17] Rentaro**
That way, I won't be able to notice
your movements or the noises you make.
**[11:23] Rentaro**
Next, you two roll the dice
to decide who stands where.
**[11:27] Rentaro**
Let's say the bigger number
stands on the right.
**[11:30] Rentaro**
Once you're ready, you send me a message.
***SIGN*** Success
in Love
**[11:34] Rentaro**
I'll roll the dice and count
to the random number I get.
**[11:39] Rentaro**
Then I roll a single die
and put on my eye mask.
***SIGN*** Odd
**[11:43] Rentaro**
If this is odd, I start with the right.
With the left if even.
**[11:47] Rentaro**
I walk towards you two
and kiss you both in turn.
**[11:47] Sign**
Even
**[11:52] Rentaro**
Because you would've waited the random
number of seconds I counted earlier,
**[11:57] Rentaro**
you won't be able to figure out
who was first or second.
**[12:01] Rentaro**
Once I've kissed you, I return to my spot,
**[12:04] Rentaro**
count to the random number I roll once again,
**[12:06] Rentaro**
and send you a message.
**[12:09] Rentaro**
You throw your dice to decide your spots again,
**[12:12] Rentaro**
which will make it impossible to know
who was originally where.
**[12:16] Rentaro**
Lastly, I'll take off the earbuds
and eye mask...
**[12:19] Rentaro**
Leaving only the joyous memory of sharing
our first kiss with the person we love.
**[12:26] Hakari**
Amazing! The most perfect of plans!
**[12:29] Hakari**
That was straight out of *Liar's Game*!
**[12:31] Rentaro**
Aw...
**[12:31] Karane**
H-Hold it!
**[12:33] Karane**
That's a prime cheating opportunity!
**[12:36] Karane**
The other two would have no idea!
**[12:38] Rentaro**
Exactly.
**[12:39] Rentaro**
But I've got a special solution
to top it all off.
**[12:42] Karane**
What solution?
**[12:45] Rentaro**
We all pinky promise not to cheat.
**[12:48] Karane**
Logic stocks are crashing! Sell now!
**[12:50] Karane**
A-Are you stupid?
**[12:51] Karane**
How are we supposed to enforce that?
**[12:54] Rentaro**
But... why would anyone break a pinky promise?
**[12:56] Rentaro**
You'd have to stick a needle in your eye.
**[12:59] Rentaro**
You'd lose your eyesight.
**[13:00] Karane**
Too pure!
**[13:02] Rentaro**
Cross my heart and hope to die!
Stick a needle in my eye!
**[13:07] Rentaro**
But it's okay if it's you two.
I'll still sacrifice my eyes!
**[13:11] Rentaro**
Pinky promise!
***SIGN*** Hngh
**[13:12] Hakari & Karane**
*I swear on my life,
this promise will not be broken!*
**[13:15] Rentaro**
All right, let's give it a shot.
**[13:18] Hakari**
This feels almost illegal.
**[13:23] Rentaro**
*Even.*
**[13:24] Rentaro**
*So start with the left.*
**[13:26] Rentaro**
*They should be standing...*
**[13:29] Rentaro**
*somewhere around that area.*
**[13:31] Rentaro**
*Oh, but I won't know how far to lean in
if I can't tell exactly where they are.*
**[13:37] Rentaro**
*I don't want to headbutt anyone.*
**[13:40] Rentaro**
*I'll start by putting my hands
on her shoulders...*
**[13:45] Rentaro**
*This is definitely Hakari!*
**[13:47] Narrator**
The logic behind this conclusion
**[13:49] Narrator**
will be kept confidential,
lest we shame Karane-san.
**[13:54] Hakari**
I don't mind, Rentaro-kun.
**[13:57] Hakari**
You can go even further.
**[13:59] Rentaro**
S-Stop that.
**[14:00] Rentaro**
I'm serious about us,
more than anyone in the world.
**[14:05] Rentaro**
Sorry, Karane. We have to start over.
**[14:08] Karane**
Start over? What went wrong?
**[14:11] Karane**
No, seriously, what happened?!
**[14:38] Karane**
Wha?
**[14:40] Karane**
No, wait!
**[14:41] Karane**
Rentaro... What are you...
**[14:45] Karane**
No way!
**[14:50] Karane**
You sick perv!
**[14:58] Karane**
You colossal jerk!
**[14:59] Karane**
Tell me before you go there!
**[15:01] Karane**
I need time to prepare!
**[15:10] Rentaro**
Sorry, Hakari.
**[15:11] Rentaro**
We have to start over.
**[15:13] Hakari**
Rentaro-kun?
**[15:14] Hakari**
Okay, something definitely went down!
**[15:17] Rentaro**
A-Anyway, let's try and try until we succeed!
**[15:31] Rentaro**
Wh-Who knew kissing was so complicated?
**[15:35] Karane**
They make it look so easy in movies and on TV.
**[15:39] Karane**
Ugh.
**[15:40] Karane**
I knew this stupid plan
was never gonna work out.
***SIGN*** I'm so pathetic
**[15:44] Hakari**
Rentaro-kun's plan is perfect.
**[15:46] Hakari**
The problem is with the people involved.
**[15:50] Karane**
Huh?
**[15:51] Karane**
What? Are you saying it's my fault?
**[15:53] Hakari**
I'm not pointing any fingers.
**[15:56] Karane**
What kind of kissing
were you two doing, anyway?
**[16:00] Karane**
Why'd you always
come out of it red as tomatoes?
**[16:00] Rentaro**
C-Calm down!
**[16:03] Hakari**
If that's how we're doing it,
**[16:05] Hakari**
why does he keep getting
more and more injured with you?
**[16:08] Hakari**
Stop hurting my Rentaro-kun!
**[16:11] Karane**
Excuse me? What do you mean, *your* Rentaro-kun?
**[16:14] Karane**
Rentaro's mine!
**[16:15] Hakari**
Mine!
**[16:17] Karane**
No, mine!
**[16:17] Rentaro**
Stop it!
**[16:19] Rentaro**
Don't fight. I'm the one to blame here.
**[16:24] Rentaro**
It's all because I still
haven't had my first kiss.
**[16:28] Rentaro**
Because I'm a useless, inexperienced boyfriend!
**[16:32] Karane**
Rentaro!
**[16:32] Hakari**
Rentaro-kun?
**[16:35] Karane**
Wait, Rentaro!
**[16:37] Hakari**
Where are you going?
**[16:40] Rentaro**
Vice Principal!
**[16:43] Viceprincipal**
Who'd you wanna call? Old Spinster!
**[16:48] Viceprincipal**
Running? In my halls?
**[16:52] Hakari**
No, Rentaro-kun will be...
**[16:54] Viceprincipal**
I sentence you to my whip of love!
**[17:02] Viceprincipal**
Got you! Prepare for your smacking!
**[17:07] Rentaro**
*She's cackling like some early-game monster!*
**[17:12] Karane**
Get away from Rentaro, you freaky old bag!
**[17:15] Karane**
The Iron Shriek?
**[17:17] Karane**
No, Karane?!
**[17:19] Viceprincipal**
Camel clutching your teachers
is against the rules!
**[17:22] Karane**
Yeah, and kissing your students
is against the *law*!
**[17:29] Hakari**
Look, an inspector from the Board of Education!
**[17:32] Hakari**
Please come quick!
**[17:34] Hakari**
You can get a red-handed bonus
on catching this perverted teacher now!
**[17:39] Karane**
You okay, Rentaro?
**[17:41] Rentaro**
Karane...
**[17:48] Viceprincipal**
I can't lose this job.
**[17:50] Viceprincipal**
I need all the cash I can get to keep
smooching hot guys at host clubs!
**[17:57] Viceprincipal**
Found one.
**[17:58] Guy 2**
No!
**[17:59] Karane**
Rentaro!
**[18:00] Hakari**
Are you okay?
**[18:01] Rentaro**
Y-You two...
**[18:03] Hakari**
Why would you do something so rash?
**[18:09] Rentaro**
I love you both so much.
**[18:12] Rentaro**
And I know this is selfish,
**[18:15] Rentaro**
but I want my girlfriends to get along.
**[18:19] Rentaro**
So...
**[18:21] Rentaro**
If my first kiss
causes you two to fight over it,
**[18:25] Rentaro**
I'd rather throw it in the trash!
***SIGN*** Trash
**[18:31] Hakari**
If you're going to waste it
on some trash who doesn't even like you...
**[18:36] Karane**
I'd much rather let Hakari
have your first kiss instead!
**[18:37] Hakari**
I'd much rather let Karane-san
have your first kiss instead!
**[18:44] Rentaro**
R-Really? I thought...
**[18:47] Rentaro**
Your rival in love was the absolute
last person you'd want to have it.
**[18:52] Hakari**
Of course, there's a part of me
that feels that way.
**[18:56] Karane**
But it's just obvious
that she really loves you, too...
**[19:02] Hakari**
From watching Karane-san.
**[19:02] Karane**
From looking at Hakari.
**[19:07] Karane**
H-Hey, what's this about?
**[19:11] Rentaro**
What the heck?
**[19:12] Rentaro**
I had you two all wrong!
**[19:14] Hakari**
*I wub him!*
**[19:16] Karane**
*I'm so habby!*
**[19:18] Rentaro**
In that case, it might just work.
**[19:22] Karane**
We all kiss at the same time?!
**[19:25] Rentaro**
Yep. All three of us at once.
**[19:28] Rentaro**
It was the first thing I thought of, actually.
**[19:32] Rentaro**
Just, you know...
**[19:34] Rentaro**
You two wouldn't just be kissing me,
but also each other.
**[19:41] Rentaro**
So I figured you wouldn't be up for it
if you were at loggerheads.
**[19:46] Rentaro**
But it'll be okay. I believe in you two.
**[19:49] Rentaro**
No, I believe in us!
**[19:51] Karane**
Don't get all hype by yourself...
**[20:13] Rentaro**
Sorry, this is...
**[20:16] Rentaro**
*Totally some kind of UFO-summoning ritual!*
**[20:22] Narrator**
And so, after many trials and tribulations,
**[20:27] Narrator**
the three of them
successfully shared their first kiss.
**[20:33] Narrator**
And they also summoned a UFO... maybe?
***SIGN*** The Next Day
**[20:38] Rentaro**
What are you looking for in the library?
***SIGN*** LIBRARY
**[20:40] Hakari**
A cookbook.
**[20:42] Hakari**
You seemed to like
the egg rolls I made yesterday,
**[20:46] Hakari**
and it made me want to try
cooking more things for you.
**[20:51] Karane**
F-Fancy that!
**[20:53] Karane**
I was just thinking about
reading up on cooking myself!
**[20:59] Karane**
I-It's not like I'm doing it
for you or anything, okay?!
**[21:02] Rentaro**
I haven't said anything!
**[21:03] Karane**
What's this, *Recipes that Show
the Way To Your Man's Stomach*?
***SIGN*** Recipes that Show the Way To
Your Man's Stomach
***SIGN*** Recipes that Show the Way To
Your Man's Stomach
**[21:08] Hakari**
No fair, Karane-san. Let me see it, too.
**[21:12] Karane**
Finders keepers.
**[21:14] Hakari**
Come on. It won't kill you.
**[21:16] Karane**
Find your own book!
**[21:18] Rentaro**
Play nice, you two.
**[21:20] Rentaro**
You've already shared a kiss and all.
**[21:23] Karane**
Th-That was your stupid idea!
**[21:26] Hakari**
W-W-We only went along with it!
**[21:27] Rentaro**
I'm just kidding!
**[21:31] Rentaro**
I should see if there's anything good, too.
***SIGN*** Love, Taiyaki,
and Me
**[21:37] Rentaro**
*Love?*
***SIGN*** Krrrack!!
**[21:58] Rentaro**
*That zing just now...*
**[22:01] Rentaro**
*Is she my soulmate?!*