# The 100 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really, Really, REALLY Love You
Rentaro Aijo was rejected 100 times in middle school. He visits a shrine and prays for better luck in high school. The God of Love appears and promises that he’ll soon meet 100 people he’s destined to date. But there’s a catch—once destiny introduces someone to him, the two must happily love each other. If they don’t, they’ll die. What will befall Rentaro and his 100 girlfriends in high school?
# Season 1
# E1 - The 2 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really Love You (98 To Go)
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G0DUND1WD/the-2-girlfriends-who-really-really-really-love-you-98-to-go)
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***SIGN*** Thanks for 3 great years!
Middle School Graduation Ceremony
***SIGN*** Video Photo Square
**[00:02] F. Teacher**
Congrats.
**[00:02] All**
Yay!
**[00:03] Girl**
There, there. No crying.
**[00:05] Guy 1**
Hoo boy.
**[00:06] Guy 1**
I gave away all my buttons.
**[00:08] Guy 2**
O-Oh yeah? Well, I'm gonna start now.
**[00:14] Rentaro**
Asakawa-san.
**[00:16] Rentaro**
I like you! Please...
**[00:18] Rentaro**
Go out with me!
**[00:22] Asakawa**
Aijo-kun.
**[00:25] Asakawa**
Same here.
**[00:28] Asakawa**
You're so cheerful, friendly,
and straightforward,
**[00:31] Asakawa**
and you're incredibly nice to everyone.
**[00:33] Asakawa**
And that's why I...
**[00:37] Asakawa**
li...
**[00:39] Asakawa**
I like you, too, but...
**[00:41] Asakawa**
Just the idea of dating you
makes me wanna puke.
**[00:43] Asakawa**
I can't, sorry!
**[00:44] Rentaro**
Way to go from "Sick!" to *sick*!
***SIGN*** Aijo Rentaro's
Rejection Blues
**[00:51] Rentaro**
*A wild ride from heaven to hell.*
**[00:53] Rentaro**
*It was the first ever rejection
that made me wanna die.*
**[00:56] Rentaro**
Today... my romance died.
**[01:00] Friend A**
Cheer up, Rentaro.
***SIGN*** Friend A
**[01:03] Friend A**
Quit looking like a doomer
falling into darkness, dude.
***SIGN*** Aijo Rentaro
**[01:06] Rentaro**
What would that even look like?
**[01:08] Friend A**
Like that.
**[01:10] Friend A**
By the way, what's the rejection streak at now?
**[01:13] Rentaro**
Why would you ask your heartbroken friend that?
**[01:16] Friend A**
Cause I'm not gonna see you after today anyway!
**[01:19] Rentaro**
Wow, now you've ruined
every single memory we've ever shared!
**[01:22] Rentaro**
That rejection was...
**[01:24] Rentaro**
my one hundredth.
**[01:26] Friend A**
I'm amazed you had the nerve
to keep going after the first ninety-nine.
**[01:31] Friend A**
I dub thee...
***SIGN*** Graduation Certificate
**[01:32] Sign**
#Losing
**[01:33] Friend A**
Sir Flirts-a-Lot.
***SIGN*** Sir Flirts-a-Lot
**[01:35] Rentaro**
Stop that!
**[01:36] Rentaro**
I don't deserve knighthood! All I do is lose!
**[01:38] Friend A**
How'd you even get to 100?
When did you first ask a girl out?
**[01:42] Rentaro**
I'll never forget the day it happened.
**[01:44] (Flashback) Rentarobaby**
A... A-tan...
**[01:46] Rentaro**
I was eight months old.
**[01:47] (Flashback) Rentarobaby**
Wub you!
**[01:48] Friend A**
I take it back! You're no hero, just a monster!
**[01:49] (Flashback) Aa-Tan**
No!
**[01:50] (Flashback) Aa-Tan**
No, no!
**[01:51] (Flashback) Aa-Tan**
No, no, no, no!
**[01:53] Rentaro**
Guh, I want a girlfriend so bad!
**[01:55] Rentaro**
I wanna hold hands and go all, like, "hngh!"
**[01:57] Rentaro**
I wanna have fights throwing love bombs
at each other instead of snowballs!
**[02:00] Rentaro**
And I wanna have normal snowball fights, too!
**[02:02] Friend A**
I really don't get it, though.
Why do you keep getting rejected?
**[02:06] Friend A**
You've got the looks,
and you're smart and athletic.
**[02:10] Friend A**
You're nice to everyone
**[02:11] Friend A**
and popular with both boys and girls.
**[02:13] Rentaro**
Talk about laying it on thick!
Are you into me or something?
**[02:16] Friend A**
Anyway, take care, Rentaro.
**[02:19] Friend A**
Don't die, even if your rejection streak
keeps going in high school.
**[02:22] Rentaro**
Could you not jinx the next chapter
in my life already, my good Friend A?!
***SIGN*** Find Love
***SIGN*** Find Love
***SIGN*** Find Love
***SIGN*** Find Love
**[02:30] Rentaro**
I beg of you, gods of love and everything else!
**[02:33] Rentaro**
Please let me land a girlfriend
and lead a high school life filled with joy!
**[02:40] Lovegod**
Worry not.
**[02:45] Lovegod**
I'm over here.
***SIGN*** Offerings
**[02:48] Rentaro**
Gah! A donation box thief!
**[02:50] Lovegod**
What kind of thief shows up like this?!
**[02:53] Lovegod**
I am the very god of this shrine.
**[02:55] Rentaro**
What kind of *god* shows up like this?!
**[03:00] Lovegod**
Worry not, Rentaro.
**[03:02] Lovegod**
It is written in the stars that you'll meet
your destined chick in high school.
***SIGN*** What's up with
his hair...
**[03:07] Rentaro**
My... destined chick?
**[03:10] Lovegod**
Indeed.
**[03:12] Rentaro**
No way! The chick...
**[03:16] Rentaro**
Wait, now I get it. Chick, huh?
**[03:21] Rentaro**
Like, Chick-filet, right? I'd love to dig in.
**[03:24] Lovegod**
What are you, some kind of Ghoul From Tokyo?!
**[03:26] Lovegod**
No, I mean your soulmate.
**[03:29] Lovegod**
The person who was chosen for you at birth.
**[03:33] Lovegod**
Your ideal romantic partner.
**[03:37] Rentaro**
My ideal... romantic partner?
**[03:40] Lovegod**
Exactly.
**[03:41] Lovegod**
When two soulmates meet,
a sudden shock runs through their bodies.
**[03:46] Lovegod**
And they instantly fall
head over heels for each other.
**[03:49] Lovegod**
It'll be love at first sight, as they call it.
**[03:52] Rentaro**
Head over heels... for each other?
**[03:55] Lovegod**
Indeed.
**[03:56] Lovegod**
But it bears noting that women
will know the very moment this happens,
**[04:01] Lovegod**
while men will only realize it
gradually over time.
**[04:05] Rentaro**
Women will the know the moment this happens,
**[04:07] Rentaro**
while men only realize it over time?
**[04:08] Lovegod**
So repetitive!
**[04:10] Lovegod**
Quit repeating after me!
**[04:13] Lovegod**
We've barely got enough time to cover
everything we need to in episode one!
**[04:16] Lovegod**
If people went, "Huh? I thought the god had
more lines in the manga. Were they cut?"
**[04:20] Lovegod**
that would royally suck! For me, especially!
**[04:23] Rentaro**
O-Okay, let's move on!
**[04:25] Lovegod**
And soulmates are fated to meet
at a specific point in their lives.
***SIGN*** "A god quick to switch gears"
**[04:30] Rentaro**
Too quick to switch gears, even!
**[04:32] Rentaro**
But what about the people
who remain single their whole life?
***SIGN*** "A boy quick to switch gears"
**[04:35] Lovegod**
Of course, not everyone
gets to have a soulmate.
**[04:38] Lovegod**
The ones who do are truly blessed.
**[04:43] Rentaro**
I see.
**[04:44] Rentaro**
Anyway, I'll get to meet my soulmate in high
school and have a joyful romance with them?
**[04:50] Lovegod**
Indeed. And what's more...
**[04:51] Lovegod**
In high school, you will meet a grand total
**[04:55] Lovegod**
of one hundred soulmates!
**[04:57] Rentaro**
A hundred?!
**[04:59] Lovegod**
You'll have your pick of the girls.
Aren't you happy?
**[05:02] Rentaro**
A-Aw, come on... My pick?
**[05:07] Rentaro**
If you're lying, can I burn down this shrine?
**[05:09] Lovegod**
Gah! Some of my lines just got cut!
***SIGN*** 1 Month Later
***SIGN*** Ohana-no-Mitsu High School
Entrance Ceremony
***SIGN*** Name of
the high school
Rentaro enrolled at
(Bet you didn't
know that one)
**[05:19] Rentaro**
Finally, the entrance ceremony!
**[05:21] Rentaro**
*Not that there was much waiting involved,
given we skipped here right after graduation.*
**[05:26] Rentaro**
*Now, we head to our respective classes*
**[05:28] Rentaro**
*to get a rundown of the school rules...*
**[05:32] Rentaro**
Ow, ow... Oh, sorry about that.
**[05:35] Karane**
That hurt! Watch where you're going!
**[05:36] Hakari**
Sorry. I should've been more careful, too.
***SIGN*** Krrrack!!!
**[05:54] Karane**
Huh? Wh-What was that?
**[05:57] Rentaro**
*I just felt a shock run through
my whole body. Could it be...*
**[06:02] Rentaro**
*Are they who god was talking about?*
**[06:04] Rentaro**
*Are they...*
**[06:06] Rentaro**
*my soulmates?*
**[06:09] Rentaro**
*Ack!*
**[06:09] Rentaro**
*Quit staring at them!*
**[06:11] Rentaro**
*They don't know anything!
They're just gonna think I'm a weirdo!*
**[06:16] Rentaro**
Are...
**[06:17] Rentaro**
Are you two okay?
**[06:22] Karane**
Er...
**[06:24] Rentaro**
Wh-What's wrong?
**[06:26] Hakari**
My apologies. It appears I've twisted my ankle.
***SIGN*** Hnghhh <3
***SIGN*** Hnghhh <3
**[06:30] Hakari**
Could you help me
to the nurse's office, please?
**[06:35] Rentaro**
O-Of course! How bad is it?
**[06:37] Rentaro**
Does it hurt a lot?
**[06:39] Hakari**
Oh, no! It's not too bad.
**[06:41] Rentaro**
I'm so sorry. Like, for real!
**[06:43] Rentaro**
*What kinda jerk hurts his precious soulmate
as soon as he meets her?*
**[06:48] Rentaro**
*Get your act together, damn it!*
***SIGN*** Squeee!!
***SIGN*** Swoooooooooooooon
**[06:52] Hakari**
*He's crying so much,
just because he hurt a total stranger!*
***SIGN*** Love is blind.
**[06:57] Hakari**
*What a kind soul!*
**[06:59] Rentaro**
Are you okay? Can you stand?
**[07:01] Hakari**
Yes, thank you.
**[07:03] Karane**
I... I-It...
**[07:07] Karane**
It's not like I twisted my ankle just so
I could lean on you or anything, okay?!
**[07:11] Rentaro**
What in the...?!
**[07:12] Rentaro**
Wait.
**[07:13] Rentaro**
Are you hurt, too?
**[07:15] Karane**
Yeah, I twisted my ankle.
You got a problem with that?
**[07:21] Rentaro**
What am I, some kind of living,
breathing Deathstar?!
**[07:23] Rentaro**
What kinda messed-up way do you have
to walk to hurt everyone you touch?!
**[07:28] Hakari**
What's the matter?!
**[07:28] Karane**
He's having a seizure?!
**[07:30] Rentaro**
Huh?
**[07:31] Rentaro**
What?
**[07:33] Rentaro**
You two can stand?
**[07:36] Hakarikarane**
Owie. Ouchie.
**[07:38] Karane**
Q-Quit messing around and help us already!
**[07:40] Rentaro**
Oh, uh... Sure.
**[07:43] Rentaro**
Wait, why does it look like
I'm the one being carried?!
**[07:46] Hakari**
Oh, no! I can't keep my balance
with the three of us all bunched up.
**[07:49] Karane**
H-Hey, quit clinging to him!
You're making me lose my balance, too!
**[07:52] Hakari**
No, it's you!
**[07:54] Karane**
No, you!
**[07:55] Rentaro**
Hey, stop...
**[08:01] Rentaro**
*What is even going on?
Am I dreaming?!*
**[08:03] Rentaro**
*They're clinging to me like cicadas!*
**[08:06] Rentaro**
*I'm the luckiest
telephone pole in the universe!*
**[08:11] Rentaro**
L-Let's just hurry
to the nurse's office already.
**[08:13] Rentaro**
I feel like I'm gonna flip over
and turn into a girl.
**[08:17] Karane**
Real life ain't Reversi.
**[08:20] Rentaro**
Oh, r-right.
**[08:22] Rentaro**
I'm Aijo Rentaro from Class 1-4.
How about you two?
**[08:26] Karane**
I'm Inda Karane, also from Class 1-4.
**[08:26] Hakari**
I'm Hanazono Hakari from Class 1-4.
**[08:29] Karane**
Hmph! So we're classmates!
**[08:29] Hakari**
We're in the same class, huh?
**[08:31] Rentaro**
Stereo introductions!
**[08:33] Girl**
Did you hear about
this school's love superstition?
**[08:33] Rentaro**
Could we maybe go one at a time?
**[08:38] Rentaro**
Please give me one more chance.
**[08:38] Girl A**
There's a field of pink clovers
in the courtyard.
**[08:41] Girl A**
If you find a four-leaf clover there
and ask someone out with it,
**[08:44] Girl A**
they'll definitely say yes, apparently!
**[08:45] Girl B**
The heck? Sounds like a story for little kids!
**[08:47] Girl A**
Yeah, but they say it has a 100% success rate!
**[08:52] Hakari**
I just remembered something I need to do!
**[08:52] Karane**
I just remembered something I gotta do!
**[08:53] Rentaro**
So your legs are fine now?!
***SIGN*** End of the First Day of School
***SIGN*** And Four Hours After That
**[09:01] Rentaro**
I didn't expect to help a teacher
look for his contacts after school,
**[09:05] (Flashback) Rentaro**
Found it!
***SIGN*** Found it!
**[09:05] Rentaro**
nor did I expect it to take four whole hours.
***SIGN*** Thank you!
**[09:06] (Flashback) Teacher**
Thank you! I'll give you
a hundred million extra credits!
***SIGN*** I'll give you a hundred
million extra credits!
**[09:10] Rentaro**
I'd hoped to see those girls
again after school,
**[09:12] Rentaro**
but I guess that's not happening.
**[09:15] Rentaro**
They both ran off somewhere...
**[09:18] Karane**
Four-leaf! Four-leaf! Four-leaf!
**[09:20] Hakari**
Four-leaf... four-leaf... four-leaf...
**[09:22] Rentaro**
*They're going at it!*
**[09:24] Rentaro**
*Have they been looking for a four-leaf clover
since school ended four hours ago?*
**[09:29] Rentaro**
*Who does that?!*
***SIGN*** Guy who just
spent four hours
looking for contacts
**[09:33] Rentaro**
*And they're trying so hard, too...*
**[09:36] Rentaro**
*Is it for me?*
**[09:38] Rentaro**
*I can't just stand by and watch!*
**[09:43] Karane**
I guess they've all been picked by now.
**[09:48] Karane**
But surely I can find *one*...
**[09:49] Rentaro**
Inda-san.
**[09:52] Rentaro**
Having trouble finding that four-leaf clover?
**[09:55] Karane**
Aijo?!
**[09:56] Karane**
W-What? I'm not looking for
a four-leaf clover or anything!
**[10:00] Karane**
Uh...
**[10:01] Karane**
Right! It's just, I...
**[10:03] Karane**
I suddenly felt the need to go,
so I'm just looking for a good spot!
**[10:07] Rentaro**
You sure you wanna go with that?
You're just making things worse for yourself!
**[10:11] Rentaro**
Wait, where's Hanazono-san?
**[10:14] Karane**
Huh? She was right there a moment ago.
Bathroom break, maybe?
**[10:18] Rentaro**
Oh. Well, in that case...
**[10:21] Rentaro**
Here.
**[10:22] Rentaro**
You must be tired, so have a drink.
**[10:24] Karane**
Huh? Wh-What?
**[10:26] Karane**
What're you playing at?
**[10:27] Karane**
I-I don't get it.
**[10:30] Rentaro**
Right, figures.
**[10:32] Rentaro**
I'm being kinda gross, huh?
We only just met and all.
**[10:38] Karane**
Y...
**[10:39] Karane**
You're being so gross,
I'm gonna throw it all up,
**[10:42] Karane**
but I'll drink it just so
it doesn't go to waste!
**[10:44] Rentaro**
I'm not trying to put you through
all that pain and suffering, though!
**[10:48] Rentaro**
A-Anyway, it's getting late.
You should go home.
**[10:52] Karane**
I-I don't need you tell me!
I was about to do just that!
**[10:57] Karane**
H-Hey, uh...
**[11:00] Karane**
Th-Thanks.
**[11:04] Rentaro**
*Extra, extra! We have a tsundere!*
**[11:07] Karane**
H-Hmph!
**[11:09] Karane**
It's not like I'm thankful or anything, okay?!
**[11:11] Rentaro**
I'm getting mixed signals!
**[11:14] Hakari**
Huh? Aijo-kun?
**[11:16] Rentaro**
Hanazono-san.
**[11:17] Hakari**
Wh-What are you doing here?
**[11:20] Rentaro**
Oh, uh...
**[11:21] Rentaro**
It looked like you two'd been looking for
a four-leaf clover all this time,
**[11:24] Rentaro**
so I bought you some drinks.
**[11:27] Rentaro**
Here. For you, if you'd like.
**[11:29] Hakari**
Aw, you shouldn't have...
**[11:33] Hakari**
Oh, but I always struggle to finish
a whole can by myself.
**[11:38] Hakari**
Could you please have half of it for me?
**[11:42] Hakari**
*It's the perfect scheme!*
**[11:44] Hakari**
*Now I can share an indirect kiss
with Aijo-kun! I'm so smooth!*
**[11:48] Rentaro**
I get it.
**[11:50] Rentaro**
I was worried about 350ml being too much,
so I got you a 190ml can, too.
**[11:54] Rentaro**
Way to go, me.
**[11:57] Hakari**
B-B-But...
**[11:58] Hakari**
Half of 350ml is 175ml,
and 190ml is 15ml more than that.
**[12:04] Hakari**
I really don't think
I could finish it by myself.
**[12:08] Rentaro**
Is 15ml really that big a hurdle?!
**[12:10] Rentaro**
W-Well, if you insist.
**[12:13] Hakari**
Please.
**[12:15] Rentaro**
Okay, here I go.
***SIGN*** Let's gooo!!
**[12:20] Rentaro**
*How the heck does one drink exactly 15ml?*
**[12:23] Rentaro**
Here. Hopefully, that should do it.
**[12:25] Hakari**
Thank you so much.
**[12:27] Rentaro**
*Wait!*
**[12:28] Rentaro**
*Isn't this an indirect kiss?!*
**[12:31] Hakari**
*An indirect kiss... with Aijo-kun.*
**[12:34] Hakari**
*I-Indirect...*
**[12:35] Hakari**
*kiss!*
**[12:36] Rentaro**
Hanazono-san?!
**[12:42] Rentaro**
I didn't know you liked that drink so much!
**[12:46] Hakari**
My indirect ki...
**[12:49] Rentaro**
Hanazono-san.
**[12:51] Rentaro**
You've got splashes on your skirt.
Use this to wipe off.
**[13:05] Rentaro**
Huh? H-Hanazono-san?
**[13:07] Hakari**
Aijo-kun.
**[13:09] Hakari**
I... I love you!
**[13:11] Hakari**
Please go out with me!
**[13:15] Rentaro**
Wh-What?
**[13:17] Hakari**
I-I'm sorry.
**[13:18] Hakari**
I know this is too sudden. But...
**[13:21] Hakari**
I feel like I'm already
head over heels for you.
**[13:26] Hakari**
And it seems I'm not the only one
who feels that way.
**[13:31] Hakari**
So I thought I had to say it now,
or else I'd regret it forever.
**[13:34] Rentaro**
*It's the first time
any girl has ever asked me out.*
**[13:38] Rentaro**
*I'm over the moon!*
**[13:41] Rentaro**
I...
**[13:44] Rentaro**
I-Inda-san?
**[13:46] Rentaro**
What's with all those cans?!
**[13:48] Karane**
It's not like I wanted to pay you back
**[13:50] Karane**
but couldn't figure out what you liked
and bought one of everything, okay?!
**[13:53] Rentaro**
I appreciate the thought,
but you really shouldn't have!
**[13:57] Karane**
Who died and let you cut in line?!
**[13:59] Hakari**
Whatever could you mean?
**[14:00] Hakari**
I-I had no idea you liked Aijo-kun, too.
**[14:04] Karane**
You just said you weren't
the only one! I heard you!
**[14:08] Karane**
I-It's not like I like you or anything, okay?!
**[14:12] Rentaro**
Bit late for that, isn't it?!
**[14:14] Karane**
H-Hmph!
**[14:15] Karane**
But, hey, if you want to go out with me
so badly, I guess I could be your girlfriend.
**[14:20] Rentaro**
I've never seen anyone ask someone out
like they're doing them a favor before.
**[14:24] Karane**
No, what I mean to say is...
**[14:27] Karane**
I... I love you, too, Aijo.
**[14:32] Karane**
Please go out with me.
**[14:44] Rentaro**
Hanazono-san.
**[14:46] Rentaro**
Inda-san.
**[14:48] Karane**
Aijo.
**[14:48] Hakari**
Aijo-kun.
**[14:50] Karane**
Who's it gonna be? Pick one!
**[14:50] Hakari**
Which one of us will it be? Make your choice!
**[14:55] Rentaro**
F...
**[14:56] Rentaro**
Find out after this short break.
**[14:58] Karane**
I'm gonna kick your ass!
**[15:01] Rentaro**
*I...*
**[15:02] Rentaro**
*I seriously can't choose!*
**[15:04] Rentaro**
*They're both so attractive.
There's no way I could choose.*
**[15:08] Rentaro**
*Is it because they're both my soulmates?*
**[15:11] Rentaro**
*I asked them to wait
until tomorrow for my response...*
**[15:14] Rentaro**
*But what do I do?*
**[15:16] Lovegod**
But of course.
**[15:20] Lovegod**
They're your soulmates,
both your ideal romantic partner.
**[15:25] Lovegod**
It's impossible for you to pick one.
**[15:27] Rentaro**
How do others do it?
**[15:29] Rentaro**
What do the people who meet
two soulmates at once like me handle it?
**[15:34] Lovegod**
About that...
**[15:36] Lovegod**
Normally, any given person
only has one soulmate.
**[15:42] Lovegod**
Something monumental just happened
to coincide with your birth.
**[15:47] Lovegod**
It caused me, the god of love,
to make a horrible mistake.
**[15:50] Rentaro**
What? What was it?!
**[15:54] Lovegod**
It was a Friday.
**[15:58] Lovegod**
*Fortress in the Sky*
was airing on TV while I was working.
**[16:01] Rentaro**
You're a god!
Why are you watching TV as you work?!
**[16:04] Lovegod**
L-Listen, hear me out!
**[16:07] Lovegod**
It was my first watch!
My first exposure to Balus!
**[16:07] Mooska**
I'll wait three minutes.
**[16:10] Rentaro**
Your first Balus?!
***SIGN*** Balus!
**[16:13] (Flashback) Lovegod**
Spectacular!
***SIGN*** jot jot jot
**[16:15] Rentaro**
That's understandable...
**[16:16] Rentaro**
my ass!
***SIGN*** Aijo Rentaro
***SIGN*** will have 100 soulmates
**[16:17] Lovegod**
You know *Fortress in the Sky* is a 100/100!
***SIGN*** 100 soulmates
**[16:20] Rentaro**
That's not the point!
**[16:21] Rentaro**
Why'd you even put your score down there?!
***SIGN*** °An easy task involving just putting down "1" on each sheet.
**[16:22] Rentaro**
Heck, if it's one soulmate just person,
why not just print that part, too?!
***SIGN*** Graaaargh
**[16:25] Rentaro**
Damn it all! What have you done to my life?!
**[16:29] Rentaro**
If I'd had only one soulmate, I could've led
a happy life not worrying about all this!
**[16:33] Lovegod**
Not to kick you while you're down,
but it gets worse.
**[16:36] Rentaro**
There's more?!
**[16:37] Lovegod**
When a person meets their soulmate,
they can love each other and be together.
**[16:43] Lovegod**
But if that doesn't come to pass,
all sorts of horrible stuff happens to them
**[16:47] Lovegod**
and they die.
**[16:50] Lovegod**
Having a soulmate is such a blessing,
**[16:54] Lovegod**
it uses up a whole lifetime's
worth of good luck.
**[16:57] Lovegod**
As such, if one fails to match
with them, only misfortune awaits.
**[17:02] Rentaro**
So, you mean to say...
**[17:03] Rentaro**
If I go out with one of them...
**[17:07] Lovegod**
Yes. The other will die.
**[17:10] Rentaro**
How the heck am I supposed to choose now?!
**[17:13] Rentaro**
The hell do you expect me to do,
for crying out loud?!
**[17:15] Lovegod**
Yeah... I'm really sorry about this, honest.
**[17:19] Rentaro**
This can't be happening to me!
**[17:21] Rentaro**
The girl I don't pick will die?
**[17:24] Rentaro**
What can I do?
**[17:31] Rentaro**
*Hang on. What if...*
**[17:34] Rentaro**
Sorry. I can't go out with either of you.
**[17:37] Rentaro**
I said that because I didn't want to hurt her.
I will go out with you, of course.
**[17:42] Rentaro**
But keep it a secret
so she doesn't find out, okay?
**[17:46] Rentaro**
*That's it! That way, I can date
both of them without the other knowing!*
**[17:50] Rentaro**
*I can save both of them from certain death!*
**[17:56] Rentaro**
Good morning, you two.
**[17:58] Hakari**
Good morning, Aijo-kun.
**[18:01] Karane**
Here I am. Hurry up and give us your answer...
***SIGN*** Tattered...
**[18:07] Karane**
What the hell happened to you?!
**[18:09] Rentaro**
Oh, sorry. Don't worry about it.
**[18:12] Hakari**
So...
**[18:13] Hakari**
Have you decided on your answer?
**[18:17] Rentaro**
Yeah.
**[18:31] Rentaro**
I want both of you to be my girlfriends!
**[18:37] Karane**
Wh...
**[18:38] Karane**
You wha?!
**[18:39] Karane**
Both of us? Are you out of your mind?!
**[18:43] Rentaro**
I know how crazy this sounds!
**[18:46] Rentaro**
But...
**[18:48] (Flashback) Rentaro**
*That's it! That way, I can date
both of them without the other knowing!*
**[18:52] (Flashback) Rentaro**
*I can save both of them from certain death!*
**[19:02] (Flashback) Rentaro**
*How stupid am I?*
**[19:04] (Flashback) Rentaro**
*The two of them opened up to me
and told me how they felt.*
**[19:08] (Flashback) Rentaro**
*I know better than anyone*
**[19:10] (Flashback) Rentaro**
*how much courage it takes
to confess your love to another person!*
**[19:14] (Flashback) Rentaro**
*There are lines that
should never be crossed, man!*
**[19:17] Rentaro**
I just couldn't decide.
**[19:20] Rentaro**
I love you both so much,
**[19:22] Rentaro**
I couldn't pick only one!
**[19:24] Rentaro**
I may be two-timing, but I will not hurt you.
**[19:27] Rentaro**
I'll put in every drop of blood, sweat, and
tears, and make you the happiest girls alive!
**[19:31] Rentaro**
So I'm begging you two!
**[19:33] Rentaro**
Please go out with me!
**[19:37] Karane**
Y...
**[19:38] Karane**
You can sweet-talk me all you want,
two-timing is just not on...
**[19:45] Karane**
Pink...
**[19:46] Hakari**
...four-leaf clovers?
**[19:48] Hakari**
Two of them, no less!
**[19:50] Hakari**
We searched for so long together,
and we couldn't even find one!
**[19:54] Karane**
H-How'd you get those?
**[19:56] Rentaro**
Well, last night...
**[19:57] Rentaro**
I called a teacher
and asked them to let me back in.
**[19:57] (Flashback) Teacher**
Oh, you're the one who found
my contacts. Sure, anything for you.
**[20:01] (Flashback) Rentaro**
Thank you so much!
**[20:04] Hakari**
You spent all night looking?
**[20:06] Karane**
Wh-What an idiot!
**[20:08] Karane**
You're in high school, and you still
believe that stupid superstition?!
**[20:12] Hakari**
Inda-san, please stop.
**[20:14] Hakari**
Your words are coming back
to bite both you *and* me.
***SIGN*** Stab
**[20:16] Karane**
Hah! I bet you're trying to show off
how much you care for us!
***SIGN*** I
know it
**[20:20] Karane**
I'm still not letting you talk me into
accepting something as trashy as two-timing!
**[20:24] Rentaro**
Huh? Oh, sorry.
**[20:26] Rentaro**
That's not what I was going for at all.
**[20:28] Karane**
Then what the hell are you trying to do?!
**[20:29] Hakari**
Down, Inda-san.
**[20:30] Karane**
You two-timing piece of trash!
You must be crazy!
**[20:31] Hakari**
I know you acted all smug only to swing
and miss, but that's no reason to rage.
**[20:33] Karane**
Stupid jerk, stupid jerk!
**[20:35] Rentaro**
It's just, you two were trying
so hard to find these.
**[20:36] Karane**
Nag, nag! Nag, nag!
**[20:39] Rentaro**
It made me think you like
this kind of romantic gesture.
**[20:43] Rentaro**
So I figured, if I gave you
these along with my answer,
**[20:47] Rentaro**
it might make you happy.
**[20:52] Hakari**
V-Very well. I accept.
**[20:55] Hakari**
I don't mind you two-timing me.
**[20:57] Karane**
Excuse me?!
**[20:58] Karane**
Have you lost your mind, too?!
**[21:01] Hakari**
I am hopelessly in love with Aijo-kun.
**[21:05] Hakari**
I can't even imagine falling in love
with anyone else anymore.
**[21:09] Hakari**
If it's between this and rejection,
then being two-timed is but a trifling issue.
**[21:16] Hakari**
So I hope you'll take
good care of me, Rentaro-kun.
**[21:22] Karane**
M-Me, too!
**[21:24] Karane**
You better treat me right, or you'll pay!
**[21:27] Hakari**
Oh? What happened to
"two-timing is just not on"?
**[21:31] Karane**
I-I never said I wouldn't go out with him!
**[21:34] Rentaro**
Yeah, I promise.
**[21:36] Rentaro**
I'll make both of you the happiest girls alive!
**[21:45] Narrator**
*And so begins Rentaro's
unprecedented pure-love harem life.*
**[21:49] Narrator**
*But we mustn't forget:*
**[21:50] Narrator**
*There are 98 more soulmates to come!*
**[21:54] Narrator**
*What will Rentaro do?*
**[21:56] Narrator**
*Will he leave the rest of this
endless barrage of soulmates to die?*
**[22:00] Narrator**
*Or will he choose to love every single one?*
**[22:03] Narrator**
*Is he gonna go for a century?!*
**[22:04] Narrator**
*Are you gonna be hundred-timing,*
**[22:06] Narrator**
*Rentaro?!*
# E2 - First Kiss
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GEVUZX23D/first-kiss)
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**[00:01] Rentaro**
Yeah, can you believe it?
**[00:03] Rentaro**
After a rejection streak that hit 100,
**[00:06] Rentaro**
I now have a girlfriend
for the first time in my life!
**[00:10] Rentaro**
I'm also about to walk to school
with her like I've always dreamed about!
**[00:14] Rentaro**
And get this...
**[00:17] Rentaro**
*There are two of them!*
**[00:19] Hakari**
Good morning, Rentaro-kun.
**[00:22] Karane**
Wait, were you just talking to that pole?!
***SIGN*** The 100 Girlfriends
Who Really, Really, Really, Really, REALLY Love You
***SIGN*** Crossing
***SIGN*** Reminiscing Lunch
***SIGN*** B-Come Tast-E
***SIGN*** I went all-out making lunch this morning <3
***SIGN*** To Rentaro-kun
You might think this is all a bit overblown,
but I'm writing this letter to express how thankful I am for all you do.
Rentaro-kun, thank you so much for always bringing joy into my life.
I've put all my feelings of gratitude into making lunch for you.
Would you eat with me, if you don't mind?
I'll be waiting on the rooftop during lunch break <3
-Hakari
P.S. I believe my figure has become
more shapely these days.
I'm including a photograph
I took recently along with this letter.
Enjoy <3
***SIGN*** To Rentaro!
You'd better come to the rooftop during lunch break!
Promise me you will!!
Don't ask why! Just do it!
I made too many side dishes, is all!
(Though part of it was me hoping you would eat them...)
So don't get the wrong idea! I'm just repaying you here!
We gotta eat lunch together!!!!
- Inda Karane
***SIGN*** To Rentaro-kun
It feels a little strange writing to you
when we see each other all the time.
But I'm much better at expressing
my feelings through writing, so I figured I should
tell you how I constantly feel about you this way.
Thank you truly for always looking out for me
and respecting my feelings.
I will treasure the days I spend with you for life.
Rentaro-kun, do you happen to have time
during lunch break today? If you do,
then I would love to have lunch with you.
-Yoshimoto Shizuka
***SIGN*** When a > 0 and b > 0,
the Rentaro a/b + b/a >= 2 Nano inequation becomes
a/b > 0 and b/a > 0.
With the addition of "Gratitude" and the arithmetic mean of "Lunch,"
we get Rentaro = a/b + b/a >= Lunch 2√(a/b x b/a)
= 2x Happiness
= Nano
Lunch a² + Lunch b² >= 2ab
(a-b)² = If you eat it, it no longer exists
As such, when a = b, lunch will be proven.
***SIGN*** Rentaro, thanks for everything, aye.
It looks like today will be a beautiful day,
so I wanna eat lunch with you, aye!
It'll be delicious for sure, aye!
Note: Heat this area up for a surprise!
***SIGN*** Hngh
**[01:56] Rentaro**
Good morning, you two.
**[01:57] Karane**
Were you just talking to that pole?
**[02:01] Rentaro**
I'm just on cloud nine
after getting my first girlfriend.
**[02:05] Karane**
If...
**[02:06] Karane**
If you wanna talk to someone so badly,
**[02:09] Karane**
I'm alwa... wa..
**[02:10] Karane**
Wacha-cha-cha-cha-cha!
**[02:13] Karane**
Y-You are already dead, okay?!
**[02:15] Rentaro**
Did you attack my pressure points?!
**[02:19] Hakari**
Such a beautiful day, don't you think?
**[02:23] Rentaro**
Y-Yeah. Such nice weather.
***SIGN*** Smooth
**[02:30] Rentaro**
*S-So smooth! So tiny!*
**[02:30] Rentaro**
*This is a girl's hand!*
**[02:33] Rentaro**
*So soft! So warm!*
**[02:34] Hakari**
*I read in a book that 90% of men
enjoy locking hands with their partners.*
**[02:35] Hakari**
*So big, so bony!*
**[02:39] Hakari**
*This is a boy's hand!*
**[02:42] Hakari**
It's such great weather today.
It's so strong and so masculine.
**[02:46] Karane**
What the heck kinda weather is that?!
**[02:48] Rentaro**
Inda-san, let's do it, too.
**[02:50] Rentaro**
Gimme your hand.
**[02:54] Karane**
H-Hmph! I'm not too pleased about this,
**[02:57] Karane**
but I don't wanna miss out on zapping you
with some stray static electricity, so I'll live.
**[03:02] Rentaro**
*Extra, extra. We have a zingdere, too.*
**[03:07] Karane**
*Gah, what is with this boy? I love him!*
**[03:10] Rentaro**
*I have never been happier in my life!*
**[03:13] Hakari**
*I love him...
I really, really, really love him!*
***SIGN*** Hngh <3
***SIGN*** Hngh <3
***SIGN*** Hngh <3
**[03:17] Rentarokaranehakari**
*Love, love, love...*
**[03:17] Karane**
This weather's too good for its own good!
**[03:19] Rentaro**
Yeah, it's lovely.
**[03:21] Hakari**
It's perfect weather.
**[03:23] Rentaro**
Yeah, you couldn't ask for a better day.
**[03:27] Oldlady**
Kids these days
really care about the weather, huh?
**[03:33] Rentaro**
By the way, Hanazono-san, Inda-san...
**[03:36] Rentaro**
Hmm? What's wrong, Hanazono-san?
**[03:40] Hakari**
Well, it's just...
**[03:42] Hakari**
I'd love it if you could call me
by my first name.
***SIGN*** hubba hubba
**[03:46] Sign**
abbuh abbuh
**[03:46] Rentaro**
Oh, y-your name?
**[03:49] Rentaro**
H... H... Hakari-san.
**[03:53] Hakari**
Yes, Rentaro-kun!
**[03:58] Karane**
M-Me, too...
**[04:01] Karane**
R-R-R-R-R-Re...
**[04:04] Karane**
Rentaro!
**[04:05] Rentaro**
Yes?
**[04:06] Karane**
I-It's not like I was talking to you!
**[04:08] Rentaro**
Then, whomst?!
**[04:12] Rentaro**
Karane.
**[04:14] Hakari**
I would prefer just "Hakari," too!
**[04:16] Rentaro**
Huh? O-Okay...
**[04:18] Rentaro**
Hakari.
**[04:20] Hakari**
Yes. Asdkfasdfa.
**[04:22] Hakari**
Rentaro-kun.
**[04:23] Rentaro**
Hakari.
**[04:24] Karane**
R-Rentaro!
**[04:26] Rentaro**
Karane!
**[04:27] Karane**
Rentaro!
**[04:28] Rentaro**
Karane...
**[04:29] Hakari**
Rentaro-kun.
**[04:30] Rentaro**
Hakari!
**[04:31] Karane**
Rentaro...
**[04:32] Rentaro**
Karane!
**[04:33] Guy A**
The heck? Are they doing a roll call?
**[04:33] Hakari**
Rentaro-kun...
**[04:34] Rentaro**
Hakari...
**[04:35] Viceprincipal**
Hold it!
**[04:37] Guy B**
I'm really sorry! Please, have mercy!
**[04:44] Hakari**
It's her!
**[04:46] Karane**
The vice principal?!
**[04:47] Rentaro**
Hmm... vice principal...
**[04:48] Rentaro**
Vice principal?!
**[04:49] Hakari**
Yes. She's infamously strict
about school rules.
**[04:53] Hakari**
If she catches you running in the halls...
**[04:55] Karane**
...she'll chase you to the ends of the earth.
**[05:04] Karane**
And if she catches you...
**[05:06] Guy B**
No...
**[05:07] Viceprincipal**
Hope you reflect on this deeply!
**[05:08] Guy B**
No!
**[05:11] Guy B**
Eek! Please no!
**[05:15] Karane**
...she'll French kiss you.
**[05:18] Rentaro**
Emotional damage!
**[05:20] Hakari**
No, it hurts a lot physically, too.
**[05:26] Hakari**
She's a former star sprinter,
so nobody has ever escaped her kiss attack.
**[05:26] Viceprincipal**
Lickity lick lick!
**[05:31] Karane**
They call her "Sonic the Sketchhag."
**[05:36] Rentaro**
I had no idea such a monster
lurked in our school.
**[05:39] Hakari**
B-By the way, Rentaro-kun,
**[05:42] Hakari**
have you ever k-kissed anyone before?
**[05:44] Karane**
Flinch.
**[05:45] Rentaro**
Huh? Nope.
**[05:47] Rentaro**
You two are my first-ever girlfriends.
**[05:50] Hakari & Karane**
*That means the early bird...*
**[05:54] Hakari & Karane**
*gets the first kiss!*
**[05:57] Hakari**
*I must have it!*
**[05:58] Karane**
*It will be mine!*
***SIGN*** Lunch Break
**[06:02] Hakari**
There's nobody around.
**[06:05] Rentaro**
It's only early spring,
so it's still a bit chilly.
**[06:09] Karane**
*There's a kitty here.*
**[06:11] Hakari**
*Which means nobody's watching.*
**[06:15] Hakari**
Hey, I cooked these egg rolls.
**[06:19] Hakari**
Would you like to try them?
**[06:20] Rentaro**
May I? I'd love to!
**[06:22] Hakari**
Okay!
**[06:24] Hakari**
Here, say aah.
**[06:28] Rentaro**
Aah.
**[06:32] Hakari**
Wh-What do you think?
**[06:36] Rentaro**
It's the best in the galaxy!
**[06:37] Karane**
Wha?!
**[06:38] Hakari**
I'm so glad!
**[06:39] Karane**
I-I happened to bake some cookies, too.
**[06:42] Rentaro**
Really?
**[06:43] Karane**
Not for you or anything, but...
**[06:46] Karane**
Come on, open up!
**[06:48] Rentaro**
Aah.
**[06:50] Karane**
C-Cookie!
**[06:50] Rentaro**
More like cook-eye!
***SIGN*** Splornk
**[06:58] Rentaro**
It's the best in the galaxy!
**[07:00] Karane**
How galaxy-brained are you?!
**[07:06] Hakari**
Since we're on the topic of snacks,
**[07:07] Hakari**
I brought some Bocky, too.
**[07:12] Hakari**
Huh?
**[07:13] Hakari**
The ends are all snapped off!
We can't hold these in our hands!
**[07:17] Rentaro**
How does that even happen?!
**[07:19] Hakari**
I'd hoped to feed you these, too...
**[07:23] Rentaro**
Hakari.
**[07:24] Hakari**
Oh, but I could just hold it in a way
that doesn't dirty my hands.
**[07:28] Hakari**
Rentaro-kun, say aah.
**[07:30] Rentaro**
Aah.
**[07:34] Rentaro**
*That's her game?!*
**[07:36] Rentaro**
*H-Her face is so close to mine! So cute!*
**[07:39] Rentaro**
*Cute, cute, cute, cute!*
**[07:41] Rentaro**
*Her cutey-cute face is so closey-close!*
**[07:44] Hakari**
This is making me want to have some myself.
**[07:48] Rentaro**
*The game is afoot!*
**[07:53] Karane**
L-Let me in!
***SIGN*** Splornk
**[07:55] Rentaro**
*What does she have against my eyes?!*
**[08:02] Hakari**
No!
**[08:04] Hakari**
The Bocky snapped in half!
**[08:05] Rentaro**
Sorry, I didn't mean to.
**[08:08] Karane**
Ah!
**[08:09] Karane**
Do you have a cold?
Your eyes are all red, too.
**[08:12] Rentaro**
No, that's because...
**[08:14] Karane**
Better pass it on with your mouth.
**[08:17] Karane**
They say you cure a cold by passing it on!
**[08:19] Rentaro**
That's the ace striker of Myth FC!
The Messi, the Ronaldo!
**[08:22] Rentaro**
*Wait, her face is so close!*
**[08:24] Rentaro**
*And cute, cute, cute, cute!*
**[08:26] Rentaro**
*She's gonna score a hat-trick on me!*
**[08:29] Karane**
Gah!
**[08:30] Hakari**
Wait! We can't be sure he has a cold yet!
**[08:33] Karane**
Bwang...
**[08:34] Hakari**
Let's check your temperature first.
**[08:35] Karane**
Was that soft? Hard?
An unidentified sensation!
**[08:38] Hakari**
In my family, we check with both our
foreheads and our lips. Please understand.
**[08:44] Rentaro**
A custom so outlandish, all I'm seeing is red!
**[08:46] Karane**
I disagree! Mouth-to-mouth is the best way!
**[08:50] Karane**
So pass out already!
**[08:52] Rentaro**
Have you both lost your marbles?!
**[08:55] Hakari**
What are you doing?!
**[08:57] Karane**
Bweh!
**[09:02] Rentaro**
Can we calm down? What's gotten into you?
**[09:06] Rentaro**
Wait, are you two trying to kiss me?
**[09:10] Karane**
You wha? I-I-I-I-It's not like that!
**[09:12] Rentaro**
You're not an open book,
you're the whole library!
**[09:14] Hakari**
Nothing stays secret with you around!
**[09:17] Rentaro**
*They went so far to try to
kiss a guy like me...*
**[09:21] Rentaro**
*That's so sweet!*
**[09:23] Rentaro**
You could've just asked.
**[09:25] Rentaro**
I wanted to... uh, kiss you two myself.
**[09:28] Hakari**
But...
**[09:30] Hakari**
The moment kissing came up,
**[09:32] Hakari**
we'd have to decide who would be first.
**[09:36] Karane**
And...
**[09:37] Karane**
You decided to make a move
before it came down to that, right?
**[09:40] Hakari**
P-Pot, meet kettle!
**[09:43] Rentaro**
I see. So that's why you were fighting.
**[09:47] Rentaro**
Don't worry. I've got this.
**[09:50] Rentaro**
I have a plan.
**[09:55] Rentaro**
I cooked up the perfect plan
just in case this happened!
**[10:01] Karane**
Yesterday? The same day we started dating?
***SIGN*** Really?
**[10:03] Rentaro**
Well, I was so excited imagining
our future together that I couldn't sleep.
**[10:09] Rentaro**
I played out one scenario
after another to figure out
**[10:12] Rentaro**
how to make you two
the happiest girls in the world.
**[10:16] Hakari & Karane**
*Guh! I love him!*
***SIGN*** Hngh <3
**[10:20] Rentaro**
Anyway, for this first kiss problem,
**[10:23] Rentaro**
we'll solve it by not knowing
who got the first place.
**[10:26] Hakarikarane**
Who was first?
***SIGN*** Who was first?
**[10:27] Sign**
Dunno!!
**[10:27] Rentaro**
Dunno!
**[10:29] Rentaro**
That way, you'll both be equally
likely to have had my first kiss.
**[10:34] Rentaro**
And I can think of you both
equally as my first kiss.
**[10:39] Karane**
How do we even avoid
knowing who went first?
**[10:44] Hakari**
If we did it in different places,
Rentaro-kun would know.
**[10:49] Rentaro**
That's where these come in.
**[10:51] Karane**
Music players...
**[10:53] Hakari**
And dice? Eye masks?
**[10:55] Rentaro**
First, we all take one of each.
**[10:58] Rentaro**
Next, we decide where you two will stand.
**[11:02] Rentaro**
I'll turn around and play some music.
**[11:06] Rentaro**
When you press play on these three players,
**[11:09] Rentaro**
they start playing *My First Kiss*
at max volume on repeat.
**[11:13] Karane**
Why that song?
**[11:15] Rentaro**
Because it's our first kiss.
**[11:17] Rentaro**
That way, I won't be able to notice
your movements or the noises you make.
**[11:23] Rentaro**
Next, you two roll the dice
to decide who stands where.
**[11:27] Rentaro**
Let's say the bigger number
stands on the right.
**[11:30] Rentaro**
Once you're ready, you send me a message.
***SIGN*** Success
in Love
**[11:34] Rentaro**
I'll roll the dice and count
to the random number I get.
**[11:39] Rentaro**
Then I roll a single die
and put on my eye mask.
***SIGN*** Odd
**[11:43] Rentaro**
If this is odd, I start with the right.
With the left if even.
**[11:47] Rentaro**
I walk towards you two
and kiss you both in turn.
**[11:47] Sign**
Even
**[11:52] Rentaro**
Because you would've waited the random
number of seconds I counted earlier,
**[11:57] Rentaro**
you won't be able to figure out
who was first or second.
**[12:01] Rentaro**
Once I've kissed you, I return to my spot,
**[12:04] Rentaro**
count to the random number I roll once again,
**[12:06] Rentaro**
and send you a message.
**[12:09] Rentaro**
You throw your dice to decide your spots again,
**[12:12] Rentaro**
which will make it impossible to know
who was originally where.
**[12:16] Rentaro**
Lastly, I'll take off the earbuds
and eye mask...
**[12:19] Rentaro**
Leaving only the joyous memory of sharing
our first kiss with the person we love.
**[12:26] Hakari**
Amazing! The most perfect of plans!
**[12:29] Hakari**
That was straight out of *Liar's Game*!
**[12:31] Rentaro**
Aw...
**[12:31] Karane**
H-Hold it!
**[12:33] Karane**
That's a prime cheating opportunity!
**[12:36] Karane**
The other two would have no idea!
**[12:38] Rentaro**
Exactly.
**[12:39] Rentaro**
But I've got a special solution
to top it all off.
**[12:42] Karane**
What solution?
**[12:45] Rentaro**
We all pinky promise not to cheat.
**[12:48] Karane**
Logic stocks are crashing! Sell now!
**[12:50] Karane**
A-Are you stupid?
**[12:51] Karane**
How are we supposed to enforce that?
**[12:54] Rentaro**
But... why would anyone break a pinky promise?
**[12:56] Rentaro**
You'd have to stick a needle in your eye.
**[12:59] Rentaro**
You'd lose your eyesight.
**[13:00] Karane**
Too pure!
**[13:02] Rentaro**
Cross my heart and hope to die!
Stick a needle in my eye!
**[13:07] Rentaro**
But it's okay if it's you two.
I'll still sacrifice my eyes!
**[13:11] Rentaro**
Pinky promise!
***SIGN*** Hngh
**[13:12] Hakari & Karane**
*I swear on my life,
this promise will not be broken!*
**[13:15] Rentaro**
All right, let's give it a shot.
**[13:18] Hakari**
This feels almost illegal.
**[13:23] Rentaro**
*Even.*
**[13:24] Rentaro**
*So start with the left.*
**[13:26] Rentaro**
*They should be standing...*
**[13:29] Rentaro**
*somewhere around that area.*
**[13:31] Rentaro**
*Oh, but I won't know how far to lean in
if I can't tell exactly where they are.*
**[13:37] Rentaro**
*I don't want to headbutt anyone.*
**[13:40] Rentaro**
*I'll start by putting my hands
on her shoulders...*
**[13:45] Rentaro**
*This is definitely Hakari!*
**[13:47] Narrator**
The logic behind this conclusion
**[13:49] Narrator**
will be kept confidential,
lest we shame Karane-san.
**[13:54] Hakari**
I don't mind, Rentaro-kun.
**[13:57] Hakari**
You can go even further.
**[13:59] Rentaro**
S-Stop that.
**[14:00] Rentaro**
I'm serious about us,
more than anyone in the world.
**[14:05] Rentaro**
Sorry, Karane. We have to start over.
**[14:08] Karane**
Start over? What went wrong?
**[14:11] Karane**
No, seriously, what happened?!
**[14:38] Karane**
Wha?
**[14:40] Karane**
No, wait!
**[14:41] Karane**
Rentaro... What are you...
**[14:45] Karane**
No way!
**[14:50] Karane**
You sick perv!
**[14:58] Karane**
You colossal jerk!
**[14:59] Karane**
Tell me before you go there!
**[15:01] Karane**
I need time to prepare!
**[15:10] Rentaro**
Sorry, Hakari.
**[15:11] Rentaro**
We have to start over.
**[15:13] Hakari**
Rentaro-kun?
**[15:14] Hakari**
Okay, something definitely went down!
**[15:17] Rentaro**
A-Anyway, let's try and try until we succeed!
**[15:31] Rentaro**
Wh-Who knew kissing was so complicated?
**[15:35] Karane**
They make it look so easy in movies and on TV.
**[15:39] Karane**
Ugh.
**[15:40] Karane**
I knew this stupid plan
was never gonna work out.
***SIGN*** I'm so pathetic
**[15:44] Hakari**
Rentaro-kun's plan is perfect.
**[15:46] Hakari**
The problem is with the people involved.
**[15:50] Karane**
Huh?
**[15:51] Karane**
What? Are you saying it's my fault?
**[15:53] Hakari**
I'm not pointing any fingers.
**[15:56] Karane**
What kind of kissing
were you two doing, anyway?
**[16:00] Karane**
Why'd you always
come out of it red as tomatoes?
**[16:00] Rentaro**
C-Calm down!
**[16:03] Hakari**
If that's how we're doing it,
**[16:05] Hakari**
why does he keep getting
more and more injured with you?
**[16:08] Hakari**
Stop hurting my Rentaro-kun!
**[16:11] Karane**
Excuse me? What do you mean, *your* Rentaro-kun?
**[16:14] Karane**
Rentaro's mine!
**[16:15] Hakari**
Mine!
**[16:17] Karane**
No, mine!
**[16:17] Rentaro**
Stop it!
**[16:19] Rentaro**
Don't fight. I'm the one to blame here.
**[16:24] Rentaro**
It's all because I still
haven't had my first kiss.
**[16:28] Rentaro**
Because I'm a useless, inexperienced boyfriend!
**[16:32] Karane**
Rentaro!
**[16:32] Hakari**
Rentaro-kun?
**[16:35] Karane**
Wait, Rentaro!
**[16:37] Hakari**
Where are you going?
**[16:40] Rentaro**
Vice Principal!
**[16:43] Viceprincipal**
Who'd you wanna call? Old Spinster!
**[16:48] Viceprincipal**
Running? In my halls?
**[16:52] Hakari**
No, Rentaro-kun will be...
**[16:54] Viceprincipal**
I sentence you to my whip of love!
**[17:02] Viceprincipal**
Got you! Prepare for your smacking!
**[17:07] Rentaro**
*She's cackling like some early-game monster!*
**[17:12] Karane**
Get away from Rentaro, you freaky old bag!
**[17:15] Karane**
The Iron Shriek?
**[17:17] Karane**
No, Karane?!
**[17:19] Viceprincipal**
Camel clutching your teachers
is against the rules!
**[17:22] Karane**
Yeah, and kissing your students
is against the *law*!
**[17:29] Hakari**
Look, an inspector from the Board of Education!
**[17:32] Hakari**
Please come quick!
**[17:34] Hakari**
You can get a red-handed bonus
on catching this perverted teacher now!
**[17:39] Karane**
You okay, Rentaro?
**[17:41] Rentaro**
Karane...
**[17:48] Viceprincipal**
I can't lose this job.
**[17:50] Viceprincipal**
I need all the cash I can get to keep
smooching hot guys at host clubs!
**[17:57] Viceprincipal**
Found one.
**[17:58] Guy 2**
No!
**[17:59] Karane**
Rentaro!
**[18:00] Hakari**
Are you okay?
**[18:01] Rentaro**
Y-You two...
**[18:03] Hakari**
Why would you do something so rash?
**[18:09] Rentaro**
I love you both so much.
**[18:12] Rentaro**
And I know this is selfish,
**[18:15] Rentaro**
but I want my girlfriends to get along.
**[18:19] Rentaro**
So...
**[18:21] Rentaro**
If my first kiss
causes you two to fight over it,
**[18:25] Rentaro**
I'd rather throw it in the trash!
***SIGN*** Trash
**[18:31] Hakari**
If you're going to waste it
on some trash who doesn't even like you...
**[18:36] Karane**
I'd much rather let Hakari
have your first kiss instead!
**[18:37] Hakari**
I'd much rather let Karane-san
have your first kiss instead!
**[18:44] Rentaro**
R-Really? I thought...
**[18:47] Rentaro**
Your rival in love was the absolute
last person you'd want to have it.
**[18:52] Hakari**
Of course, there's a part of me
that feels that way.
**[18:56] Karane**
But it's just obvious
that she really loves you, too...
**[19:02] Hakari**
From watching Karane-san.
**[19:02] Karane**
From looking at Hakari.
**[19:07] Karane**
H-Hey, what's this about?
**[19:11] Rentaro**
What the heck?
**[19:12] Rentaro**
I had you two all wrong!
**[19:14] Hakari**
*I wub him!*
**[19:16] Karane**
*I'm so habby!*
**[19:18] Rentaro**
In that case, it might just work.
**[19:22] Karane**
We all kiss at the same time?!
**[19:25] Rentaro**
Yep. All three of us at once.
**[19:28] Rentaro**
It was the first thing I thought of, actually.
**[19:32] Rentaro**
Just, you know...
**[19:34] Rentaro**
You two wouldn't just be kissing me,
but also each other.
**[19:41] Rentaro**
So I figured you wouldn't be up for it
if you were at loggerheads.
**[19:46] Rentaro**
But it'll be okay. I believe in you two.
**[19:49] Rentaro**
No, I believe in us!
**[19:51] Karane**
Don't get all hype by yourself...
**[20:13] Rentaro**
Sorry, this is...
**[20:16] Rentaro**
*Totally some kind of UFO-summoning ritual!*
**[20:22] Narrator**
And so, after many trials and tribulations,
**[20:27] Narrator**
the three of them
successfully shared their first kiss.
**[20:33] Narrator**
And they also summoned a UFO... maybe?
***SIGN*** The Next Day
**[20:38] Rentaro**
What are you looking for in the library?
***SIGN*** LIBRARY
**[20:40] Hakari**
A cookbook.
**[20:42] Hakari**
You seemed to like
the egg rolls I made yesterday,
**[20:46] Hakari**
and it made me want to try
cooking more things for you.
**[20:51] Karane**
F-Fancy that!
**[20:53] Karane**
I was just thinking about
reading up on cooking myself!
**[20:59] Karane**
I-It's not like I'm doing it
for you or anything, okay?!
**[21:02] Rentaro**
I haven't said anything!
**[21:03] Karane**
What's this, *Recipes that Show
the Way To Your Man's Stomach*?
***SIGN*** Recipes that Show the Way To
Your Man's Stomach
***SIGN*** Recipes that Show the Way To
Your Man's Stomach
**[21:08] Hakari**
No fair, Karane-san. Let me see it, too.
**[21:12] Karane**
Finders keepers.
**[21:14] Hakari**
Come on. It won't kill you.
**[21:16] Karane**
Find your own book!
**[21:18] Rentaro**
Play nice, you two.
**[21:20] Rentaro**
You've already shared a kiss and all.
**[21:23] Karane**
Th-That was your stupid idea!
**[21:26] Hakari**
W-W-We only went along with it!
**[21:27] Rentaro**
I'm just kidding!
**[21:31] Rentaro**
I should see if there's anything good, too.
***SIGN*** Love, Taiyaki,
and Me
**[21:37] Rentaro**
*Love?*
***SIGN*** Krrrack!!
**[21:58] Rentaro**
*That zing just now...*
**[22:01] Rentaro**
*Is she my soulmate?!*
# E3 - The Quiet Princess, The Knight, and The Samurai
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU4MZ27/the-quiet-princess-the-knight-and-the-samurai)
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(Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.)
**[00:04] Shizuka**
*The moment I was born,*
**[00:05] Shizuka**
*my fate was set in stone.*
**[00:10] Shizuka**
*I was destined for a life of solitude.*
**[00:16] Shizuka**
*I had long resigned myself to it.*
**[00:19] Shizuka**
*For a princess born into royalty,
it was inevitable and inescapable.*
**[00:28] Shizuka**
*And yet I longed...*
***SIGN*** Love, Taiyaki,
and Me
***SIGN*** Krrrack!!
**[00:53] Rentaro**
*That zing just now...*
***SIGN*** Krrrack!!!
**[01:03] Rentaro**
*Could it be?*
**[01:05] Rentaro**
*Is she my soulmate?!*
***SIGN*** The 100 Girlfriends
Who Really, Really, Really, Really, REALLY Love You
***SIGN*** Crossing
***SIGN*** Reminiscing Lunch
***SIGN*** B-Come Tast-E
***SIGN*** I went all-out making lunch this morning <3
***SIGN*** To Rentaro-kun
You might think this is all a bit overblown,
but I'm writing this letter to express how thankful I am for all you do.
Rentaro-kun, thank you so much for always bringing joy into my life.
I've put all my feelings of gratitude into making lunch for you.
Would you eat with me, if you don't mind?
I'll be waiting on the rooftop during lunch break <3
-Hakari
P.S. I believe my figure has become
more shapely these days.
I'm including a photograph
I took recently along with this letter.
Enjoy <3
***SIGN*** To Rentaro!
You'd better come to the rooftop during lunch break!
Promise me you will!!
Don't ask why! Just do it!
I made too many side dishes, is all!
(Though part of it was me hoping you would eat them...)
So don't get the wrong idea! I'm just repaying you here!
We gotta eat lunch together!!!!
- Inda Karane
***SIGN*** To Rentaro-kun
It feels a little strange writing to you
when we see each other all the time.
But I'm much better at expressing
my feelings through writing, so I figured I should
tell you how I constantly feel about you this way.
Thank you truly for always looking out for me
and respecting my feelings.
I will treasure the days I spend with you for life.
Rentaro-kun, do you happen to have time
during lunch break today? If you do,
then I would love to have lunch with you.
-Yoshimoto Shizuka
***SIGN*** When a > 0 and b > 0,
the Rentaro a/b + b/a >= 2 Nano inequation becomes
a/b > 0 and b/a > 0.
With the addition of "Gratitude" and the arithmetic mean of "Lunch,"
we get Rentaro = a/b + b/a >= Lunch 2√(a/b x b/a)
= 2x Happiness
= Nano
Lunch a² + Lunch b² >= 2ab
(a-b)² = If you eat it, it no longer exists
As such, when a = b, lunch will be proven.
***SIGN*** Rentaro, thanks for everything, aye.
It looks like today will be a beautiful day,
so I wanna eat lunch with you, aye!
It'll be delicious for sure, aye!
Note: Heat this area up for a surprise!
***SIGN*** Hngh
**[02:44] Rentaro**
*I didn't expect to run into another
soulmate here and now.*
**[02:55] Rentaro**
Oh, no! You go ahead!
**[03:09] Rentaro**
*Is she telling me to read that?*
**[03:12] Rentaro**
Er...
**[03:13] Rentaro**
"'Tis I, the governor of this land"?
***SIGN*** Librarian
**[03:24] Rentaro**
You mean you're a librarian?
**[03:30] Rentaro**
*"He had hit the bull's-eye."*
**[03:33] Rentaro**
*Wait.*
**[03:33] Rentaro**
*What's going on here?!*
**[03:35] Rentaro**
*Is it no talking in the library?*
**[03:39] Rentaro**
*"What brings you here? What do you seek?"*
**[03:43] Rentaro**
*"I wished to aid in their goal."*
**[03:47] Rentaro**
Oh, uh...
**[03:50] Rentaro**
*Book.*
**[03:52] Rentaro**
*Novel.*
**[03:54] Rentaro**
*Funny.*
**[03:56] Rentaro**
*Story of...*
**[04:00] Rentaro**
*"Why do you not open your mouth?"*
**[04:03] Rentaro**
Right back at ya!
**[04:09] Rentaro**
"My apologies."
**[04:11] Rentaro**
"She found conversing
with people most difficult."
**[04:14] Rentaro**
"I'll go get someone else."
**[04:19] Rentaro**
Wait, wait!
**[04:23] Rentaro**
Sorry, I didn't realize.
**[04:26] Rentaro**
Could you help me?
**[04:35] Rentaro**
Do you have any recommendations?
My favorite genre is romance.
**[04:40] Rentaro**
I'd like something with a good ending,
**[04:43] Rentaro**
where the characters overcome
difficulties to live happily ever after.
**[04:49] Rentaro**
Any suggestions?
**[05:00] Rentaro**
*Look at this tiny girl running around...*
**[05:06] Rentaro**
*Trying so hard to help me.*
**[05:09] Rentaro**
*Trying way too hard!*
**[05:15] Rentaro**
"I'm so sorry."
**[05:17] Rentaro**
"It was but a nuisance."
**[05:19] Rentaro**
"Take what you need, and be on your way."
**[05:25] Rentaro**
Nah, you picked these out for me,
so I want to read them all.
**[05:31] Rentaro**
Yeah, I'll borrow them all.
***SIGN*** Input Book ID
**[05:34] Sign**
Card ID
**[05:35] Librarian**
Oh, dear.
**[05:36] Librarian**
Sorry, it takes a week
to issue a new library card.
**[05:41] Librarian**
Come back next week.
**[05:42] Rentaro**
*Skewered with office pens,
bound with red tape!*
**[05:59] Rentaro**
That book...
**[06:02] Rentaro**
It belongs to you and not the library, right?
You're willing to lend it to me?
**[06:09] Rentaro**
Really? Thanks!
**[06:14] Rentaro**
Oh, by the way, what's your name?
***SIGN*** Ohana-no-Mitsu High School Student ID
***SIGN*** Grade:
***SIGN*** First Year, Class 4
***SIGN*** Name:
***SIGN*** Yoshimoto Shizuka
***SIGN*** Issued:
***SIGN*** April 1, XXXX
***SIGN*** This document certifies that the above student is a enrolled at this school.
Issued by the Ohana-no-Mitsu High School Principal
**[06:23] Rentaro**
Class 1-4, Yoshimoto Shizuka-san...
**[06:26] Rentaro**
Oh, we're in the same class!
**[06:29] Rentaro**
Sorry, I haven't memorized
everyone's faces yet.
**[06:33] Rentaro**
I'm Aijo Rentaro.
Thanks for this, Yoshimoto-san.
***SIGN*** The Basics of Cooking
***SIGN*** The ABCs
**[06:40] Hakari**
Oh!
**[06:41] Hakari**
I think this recipe might be more in line
with Rentaro-kun's tastes.
***SIGN*** Up Your Femininity
**[06:45] Karane**
Huh? L-Lemme see.
**[06:47] Hakari**
Look at your own book.
**[06:50] Rentaro**
Oh, wow. Are those all cookbooks?
**[06:53] Hakari**
Rentaro-kun!
**[06:55] Hakari**
I kept picking out more and more books
trying to find something that'd make you happy!
**[06:59] Karane**
I-I just wanted to boost
my repertoire of dishes!
**[07:06] Rentaro**
You two!
**[07:07] Rentaro**
I'm blessed to have
such hard-working girlfriends!
**[07:16] Rentaro**
*"Circlet Love Story."*
**[07:18] Rentaro**
*A story of Princess Io
and her knight Kamakuru,*
**[07:22] Rentaro**
*and their star-crossed romance.*
***SIGN*** romance
**[07:27] Io**
I hope that your fealty and
propriety will remain steadfast.
**[07:33] Io**
Sir Kamakuru, I do hereby
proclaim thee my knight.
**[07:38] Kamakuru**
Princess Io, I swear on my life that
I will protect you, no matter what it takes!
**[07:44] Rentaro**
*Those were the very first words exchanged
between Princess Io and Sir Kamakuru.*
**[08:24] Rentaro**
*And then, the two locked eyes.*
**[08:28] Rentaro**
*They would rise above their status
as princess and knight,*
**[08:31] Rentaro**
*and give their hearts to each other.*
**[08:38] Butler**
She is to marry into our ally's royal family.
I'm sure His Majesty is overjoyed.
**[08:44] Kamakuru**
Princess Io!
**[08:50] Kamakuru**
Princess Io! I swore on my life to protect you,
**[08:54] Kamakuru**
and yet I... I...
**[08:59] Kamakuru**
Is there no way for us to defy this fate?!
**[09:05] Rentaro**
*You can do it, Kamakuru, Io!*
**[09:07] Rentaro**
*Don't let fate defeat you!*
**[09:09] Rentaro**
*Beat the odds and live happily ever after!*
***SIGN*** To be continued in Volume 2
**[09:15] Rentaro**
The first book ends *here*?
***SIGN*** "Is there no way for us to defy this fate?!"
**[09:21] Rentaro**
"Fate," huh?
**[09:24] Rentaro**
Soulmates must be together, or else...
**[09:30] Rentaro**
they die.
**[09:45] Rentaro**
Good morning, Yoshimoto-san.
**[09:48] Rentaro**
Thanks for this.
**[09:50] Rentaro**
It was so good, I read it all in one night!
**[09:57] Rentaro**
Huh?
**[09:58] Rentaro**
Is that book...
**[10:12] Rentaro**
You brought the sequel for me? Wow, thanks!
**[10:16] Rentaro**
I'm dying to know what happens next!
**[10:21] Rentaro**
But wait, I gotta repay you first.
**[10:24] Rentaro**
I know!
**[10:26] Rentaro**
Come with me for a sec!
***SIGN*** Recipe
**[10:30] Hakari**
Oh!
**[10:31] Hakari**
These animal nuggets are cute!
**[10:33] Karane**
Okay, I'm gonna make 'em.
**[10:35] Hakari**
Hey, quit stealing my ideas!
**[10:38] Karane**
You wha? I found it first!
**[10:41] Rentaro**
*I feel like they're thick as thieves now.*
**[10:49] Rentaro**
It's nothing! Just my way of
saying thanks for the book.
**[10:59] Rentaro**
Do you read a lot?
**[11:03] Rentaro**
I see. No wonder you knew about that series.
**[11:07] Rentaro**
I've read lots of romance novels in the past,
**[11:10] Rentaro**
but that was something else!
**[11:12] Rentaro**
A charming love story *and* an epic adventure!
**[11:15] Rentaro**
I was panicking hard when Io and
Kamakuru had their misunderstanding!
**[11:27] Rentaro**
"This is my favorite item, too."
**[11:30] Rentaro**
"I have carried it from an early age."
**[11:34] Rentaro**
"She pored over the text repeatedly."
**[11:37] Rentaro**
I see. That explains it.
**[11:41] Rentaro**
I mean, the way you talk...
**[11:44] Rentaro**
You always flip the pages
and find the right line to say in an instant.
**[11:49] Rentaro**
You must know that book
like the back of your hand.
**[11:55] Rentaro**
I've never read the same book
over and over like that.
**[11:59] Rentaro**
That's so cool.
**[12:03] Rentaro**
Yoshimoto-san?
**[12:07] Rentaro**
"I am unworthy of such praise."
**[12:11] Rentaro**
"It was an act that came naturally to her."
**[12:16] Rentaro**
"Given the kind of person I am,"
**[12:18] Rentaro**
"there has never been even one person
I could call a friend in all my life."
**[12:23] Rentaro**
"Only the world I saw
through here gave me respite."
**[12:29] Rentaro**
"I thank you from the bottom of my heart."
**[12:33] Rentaro**
"For you do not shun
the person I have become."
**[12:36] Rentaro**
Shun you? Why would I?!
**[12:46] Rentaro**
Hey, sorry, can I borrow
that first volume again?
**[12:51] Rentaro**
I'll give it back as soon as I can.
**[12:59] Rentaro**
Thanks.
***SIGN*** LIBRARY
**[13:12] Librarian**
You're in high spirits, Yoshimoto-san.
**[13:14] Librarian**
Did something good happen?
**[13:19] Librarian**
"I vehemently deny that accusation."
**[13:22] Librarian**
"The days go by, unchanging as ever."
**[13:24] Librarian**
"I am merely carrying out my duty."
**[13:27] Librarian**
"And what is my duty..."
**[13:30] Librarian**
Okay, okay! I get it!
***SIGN*** Love, Taiyaki,
and Me
***SIGN*** Love, Taiyaki,
and Me
***SIGN*** The Next Day
***SIGN*** The Next Day
***SIGN*** Two Days Later
***SIGN*** Three Days Later...
**[14:30] Hakari**
You always seem so
sleepy lately, Rentaro-kun.
**[14:34] Rentaro**
Yeah... I've just been getting busy.
**[14:37] Rentaro**
I've had a few late nights.
**[14:40] Hakari**
*"Late nights"?*
**[14:41] Karane**
*"Getting busy"?*
**[14:46] Rentaro**
Is something wrong?
**[14:50] Rentaro**
Oh, okay. If you say so.
**[15:00] Rentaro**
H-Hakari?!
**[15:02] Hakari**
Just sharing some of my energy.
**[15:05] Hakari**
Tee-hee!
**[15:08] Rentaro**
Thank you, Hakari, my dear angel!
**[15:10] Karane**
Gah! H-H-Hold up!
**[15:13] Karane**
I've got plenty of energy
for you myself, you know!
**[15:15] Rentaro**
Really?
**[15:20] Rentaro**
Sweet Chin Music, delivered via headbutt?!
**[15:22] Karane**
Oh, s-sorry!
**[15:24] Rentaro**
Thank you, Karane, my Gradivus!
**[15:26] Karane**
Why am I the god of war now?!
**[15:29] Shizuka**
*Aijo-kun already has a girlfriend.*
**[15:33] Shizuka**
*No wonder.*
**[15:35] Shizuka**
*He's too busy to read books all the time.*
**[15:42] Shizuka**
*What did I expect? Nobody...*
**[15:45] (Flashback) Girl 1**
What's your deal, Yoshimoto-san?
Why do you always talk through that book?
**[15:49] (Flashback) Girl 2**
Can't you just talk normally? It's creepy.
**[15:53] (Flashback) Shizukamom**
Why can't you talk like the other kids?!
**[15:56] (Flashback) Shizukamom**
Come on, speak up!
**[15:58] (Flashback) Shizukamom**
You'll never be able to talk
if you keep clinging to that stupid book!
**[16:01] (Flashback) Shizuka**
S-Sorry...
**[16:02] (Flashback) Shizukamom**
Come on, say something!
**[16:05] (Flashback) Shizukamom**
Speak!
**[16:06] (Flashback) Shizukamom**
Speak already!
**[16:07] (Flashback) Shizukamom**
Why are you such a freak?!
**[16:14] Shizuka**
*Nobody has the time
to talk to a freak like me.*
**[16:35] Rentaro**
Oh, good. You're still here, Yoshimoto-san.
**[16:39] Rentaro**
You see, I wanted to repay you today
for lending me your books.
**[16:51] Rentaro**
Do you have a smartphone?
**[16:55] Rentaro**
Great.
**[16:56] Rentaro**
There's an app I want you to install.
**[16:58] Rentaro**
Don't worry. I've confirmed it's safe.
**[17:11] Rentaro**
Yeah, that's the one.
**[17:14] Rentaro**
Once you've installed it, could you
use it to import the file I send you?
**[17:23] Rentaro**
Done?
**[17:25] Rentaro**
Now open it up.
**[17:32] Shizuka**
*It's the first volume of* Circlet Love Story*.
**[17:35] Shizuka**
*But I'm sure it hasn't been
released as an e-book.*
**[17:39] Rentaro**
Now, when you select a part of the text...
**[17:44] Shizuka**
*"I am Kamakuru,*
**[17:46] Shizuka**
*a knight sworn to protect
our beloved princess."*
**[17:49] Rentaro**
It's a text-to-speech software.
**[17:53] Rentaro**
It'll read out whatever text that is
inputted using a synthesized voice.
**[18:00] Shizuka**
*No way...*
**[18:02] Shizuka**
*He went through the whole book and typed
every single word into this thing?*
**[18:06] Shizuka**
*And he did it all manually?!*
**[18:10] Rentaro**
The way you were doing it, both you
and the person you were talking to
**[18:15] Rentaro**
had to look at the book, right?
**[18:17] Rentaro**
So you never really got to talk face-to-face.
**[18:21] Rentaro**
But if you use this app...
**[18:24] Shizuka**
*"You can look each other in the eye."*
**[18:26] Rentaro**
...while you talk.
**[18:30] Rentaro**
I can't even begin to imagine
how hard it is for you to talk out loud.
**[18:38] Rentaro**
So I can't bring myself to push you to do it.
**[18:43] Rentaro**
But...
**[18:44] Rentaro**
I did want to make communicating
with others easier for you,
**[18:48] Rentaro**
and I hope this helps, even a little.
**[18:51] Rentaro**
Now, let's give it a shot.
**[18:53] Rentaro**
Try saying something to me.
**[19:04] Shizuka**
*"I love you."*
**[19:15] Shizuka**
*"I apologize."*
**[19:16] Shizuka**
*"Pray, pay it no heed."*
**[19:21] Shizuka**
*"I ask not for an answer."*
**[19:25] Shizuka**
*"I know already there is
a maiden promised to you."*
**[19:29] Shizuka**
*"I only wished to make
my feelings known before..."*
**[19:33] Rentaro**
*Ah, I see now.*
**[19:37] Rentaro**
*It's not because she's my soulmate,*
**[19:39] Rentaro**
*or because I have to save her life,
or anything like that.*
**[19:45] Rentaro**
*I truly, genuinely just...*
**[19:53] Rentaro**
"I love you, too!"
**[19:59] Shizuka**
*"But we are destined to never be together."*
**[20:08] Rentaro**
"If fate stands in our way...
**[20:15] Rentaro**
we need only break through it!"
**[20:19] Rentaro**
"Let's go forth together,"
**[20:21] Rentaro**
Shizuka!
**[20:32] Rentaro**
And there you have it.
**[20:35] Rentaro**
Could I have your permission to make
Yoshimoto Shizuka-chan my newest girlfriend?
**[20:39] Karane**
Did your damn brain rot away?!
**[20:42] Karane**
Did. Your. Damn. Brain. Rot. Away?!
**[20:44] Rentaro**
I can't even argue with that.
**[20:46] Hakari**
Rentaro-kun... how could you...
**[20:50] Karane**
Hakari...
**[20:51] Hakari**
You've found a new love,
and yet you have the grace not to dump us!
**[20:56] Hakari**
How could you be so endlessly kind?!
**[20:58] Karane**
Somebody stop this brainrot epidemic!
**[21:00] Rentaro**
No! My feelings for you haven't
shifted to Shizuka-chan or anything!
**[21:05] Rentaro**
If I could make an analogy,
**[21:06] Rentaro**
it's not that you'll be sharing
the spoils from the same old oil field.
**[21:08] Rentaro**
It's that meeting Shizuka-chan has
unearthed a whole new, untapped reserve!
**[21:11] Karane**
Could you maybe not compare your
love for your girlfriends to fossil fuels?
**[21:15] Rentaro**
Anyway, I'll cherish the two of you
and Shizuka-chan just the same as ever—
**[21:20] Rentaro**
No, even more than before!
And I'll prove it with my actions!
**[21:25] Karane**
Even more than before? Really?
**[21:27] Rentaro**
Really. And if you ever feel
like I'm not, tell me.
**[21:32] Rentaro**
And I'll atone for it
**[21:35] Rentaro**
by committing seppuku.
**[21:36] Karane**
Who're you, a samurai?!
**[21:37] Hakari**
Such a man! You're a man
among men, Rentaro-kun!
**[21:41] Rentaro**
It's the natural course of action.
**[21:42] Rentaro**
Anybody who hurts his loved ones is
a piece of trash that has no right to live.
**[21:48] Rentaro**
I've already ordered a gangsta knife online.
**[21:48] Karane**
Fine, I get that you're serious about this!
**[21:51] Rentaro**
No, this is something I need to do.
**[21:51] Narrator**
And so the love triangle
becomes a love rectangle.
**[21:55] Narrator**
Can Rentaro handle this?
**[21:55] Rentaro**
I need something tangible
**[21:56] Narrator**
Can he maintain this eccentric relationship
with no real experience to speak of?
**[21:57] Rentaro**
to serve as a reminder to myself...
**[21:59] Rentaro**
To serve as proof of my
continued love for you three.
**[22:02] Narrator**
Or is he doomed?
***SIGN*** Aijo Rentaro-san
**[22:02] Sign**
Gangsta Knife One that inflicts a painful, certain death
**[22:03] Narrator**
Is he gonna have to commit hara-kiri?!
***SIGN*** Soulmates yet to come... 97/100
# E4 - Just When You Think It's a Hanky-Panky Episode
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G9DUE5Q2Z/just-when-you-think-its-a-hanky-panky-episode)
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**[00:01] Rentaro**
On that note...
**[00:02] Rentaro**
You may already recognize them
because we're all in the same class,
**[00:05] Rentaro**
but these are my girlfriends,
Hanazono Hakari-san and Inda Karane-san.
**[00:09] Hakari**
Pleased to meet you.
**[00:11] Karane**
Right. Heya.
**[00:13] Rentaro**
And this is Yoshimoto Shizuka-chan,
also my girlfriend.
**[00:18] Hakari**
*I wonder what she's like.*
**[00:20] Karane**
*She seems rather ordinary at first glance.*
**[00:23] Shizuka**
*"Likewise."*
**[00:24] Shizuka**
*"It is a pleasure to make thine acquaintance."*
**[00:27] Hakarikarane**
Quirky be thy name!
***SIGN*** The 100 Girlfriends
Who Really, Really, Really, Really, REALLY Love You
***SIGN*** Crossing
***SIGN*** Reminiscing Lunch
***SIGN*** B-Come Tast-E
***SIGN*** I went all-out making lunch this morning <3
***SIGN*** To Rentaro-kun
You might think this is all a bit overblown,
but I'm writing this letter to express how thankful I am for all you do.
Rentaro-kun, thank you so much for always bringing joy into my life.
I've put all my feelings of gratitude into making lunch for you.
Would you eat with me, if you don't mind?
I'll be waiting on the rooftop during lunch break <3
-Hakari
P.S. I believe my figure has become
more shapely these days.
I'm including a photograph
I took recently along with this letter.
Enjoy <3
***SIGN*** To Rentaro!
You'd better come to the rooftop during lunch break!
Promise me you will!!
Don't ask why! Just do it!
I made too many side dishes, is all!
(Though part of it was me hoping you would eat them...)
So don't get the wrong idea! I'm just repaying you here!
We gotta eat lunch together!!!!
- Inda Karane
***SIGN*** To Rentaro-kun
It feels a little strange writing to you
when we see each other all the time.
But I'm much better at expressing
my feelings through writing, so I figured I should
tell you how I constantly feel about you this way.
Thank you truly for always looking out for me
and respecting my feelings.
I will treasure the days I spend with you for life.
Rentaro-kun, do you happen to have time
during lunch break today? If you do,
then I would love to have lunch with you.
-Yoshimoto Shizuka
***SIGN*** When a > 0 and b > 0,
the Rentaro a/b + b/a >= 2 Nano inequation becomes
a/b > 0 and b/a > 0.
With the addition of "Gratitude" and the arithmetic mean of "Lunch,"
we get Rentaro = a/b + b/a >= Lunch 2√(a/b x b/a)
= 2x Happiness
= Nano
Lunch a² + Lunch b² >= 2ab
(a-b)² = If you eat it, it no longer exists
As such, when a = b, lunch will be proven.
***SIGN*** Rentaro, thanks for everything, aye.
It looks like today will be a beautiful day,
so I wanna eat lunch with you, aye!
It'll be delicious for sure, aye!
Note: Heat this area up for a surprise!
***SIGN*** Hngh
**[02:00] Rentaro**
Shizuka-chan.
**[02:02] Rentaro**
The data I sent you for volume 2
of *Circlet Love Story*
**[02:04] Rentaro**
also includes the names of our classmates.
**[02:06] Rentaro**
Give it a try.
**[02:08] Shizuka**
*"I am most grateful."*
**[02:10] Rentaro**
Shizuka-chan uses quotes
from her favorite series to talk.
**[02:13] Rentaro**
See last time's Episode 3 for more details.
**[02:15] Karane**
Quit breaking the fourth wall because
you're too lazy to do the exposition.
**[02:20] Shizuka**
*"Rentaro-kun." "Lady Hanazono." "Lady Inda."*
**[02:24] Karane**
What's with the "Lady"? Just "san" is fine.
**[02:29] Rentaro**
She's a librarian, and she loves books.
**[02:33] Rentaro**
She does this cute thing
with her toes when she's reading.
**[02:37] Rentaro**
They move differently depending on
how she feels about a particular scene.
***SIGN*** Happy
**[02:42] Rentaro**
They're like a puppy's tail.
***SIGN*** Scared
**[02:45] Rentaro**
It's so cute how expressive they are.
**[02:49] Shizuka**
*I had no idea!*
**[02:53] Rentaro**
Speaking of cute gestures,
**[02:55] Rentaro**
Hakari has a habit of putting a finger
to her mouth when she's thinking.
**[02:59] Rentaro**
And when she's really focused,
she kind of om-noms it,
**[03:02] Rentaro**
which is so very hot to me.
**[03:04] Hakari**
*W-Was I really doing something so naughty?*
**[03:08] Rentaro**
And when Karane's trying to
brush off a compliment,
**[03:11] Rentaro**
she twirls her pigtails with her fingers.
**[03:14] Rentaro**
It's such a contrast
to her usual self, it's adorable!
**[03:17] Karane**
*Twirl? Who, me?!*
**[03:21] Shizuka**
*He...*
**[03:21] Hakari**
*He...*
**[03:22] Karane**
*He...*
**[03:23] All**
*He cares so much about me!*
**[03:28] Rentaro**
Oh, right. When we kiss...
**[03:31] Rentaro**
Hakari pouts a little, and Karane
gets so into it that she stops breathing.
**[03:36] Rentaro**
It's just so...
**[03:38] Shizuka**
*"P-Prithee! Do you mean to say
you have previously partaken in bussing?"*
**[03:43] Rentaro**
Bussing?
**[03:45] Shizuka**
*"B-B-Buh-Buh-Buh..."*
**[03:49] Shizuka**
*"And when you say bussing,*
**[03:51] Shizuka**
*do you truly mean bussing?!"*
**[03:53] Rentaro**
Yeah, well, bussing is bussing,
so it truly is bussing.
**[04:00] Shizuka**
*"Forgive me. I appear to have
lost my composure."*
**[04:03] Shizuka**
*"I see. So you have already
locked lips with her."*
**[04:07] Hakari**
Wait, Yoshimoto-san,
are you interested in kissing, too?
**[04:13] Shizuka**
*"I... I..."*
**[04:17] Shizuka**
*"It is my god-ordained destiny to
remain chaste until marriage!"*
***SIGN*** Destiny
**[04:21] Hakari**
Destiny?!
**[04:22] Rentaro**
God?!
**[04:24] Shizuka**
*"Forgive me."*
**[04:26] Rentaro**
It's fine. We can take it slow and steady.
**[04:30] Rentaro**
And personally...
**[04:34] Rentaro**
I want to kiss you when you're ready.
***SIGN*** Want to
kiss now
***SIGN*** Want it right now,
baby, right now
**[04:48] Hakari**
Say "aah."
**[04:51] Karane**
Say "aah!"
**[04:53] Hakari**
Aah.
**[04:54] Karane**
Aah!
**[04:56] Hakari**
Hey, quit trying to butt in!
**[04:58] Karane**
L-Listen, I had the idea first!
**[05:00] Rentaro**
I'm having my cake...
**[05:02] Rentaro**
and eating it, too...
**[05:06] Karane**
What are you doing?!
**[05:08] Karane**
You're such a fool!
**[05:10] Karane**
And get this, they were like...
**[05:13] Hakari**
Forget that, Rentaro-kun.
Would you like to accompany me...
**[05:15] Karane**
Hey, I wasn't done talking!
**[05:17] Hakari**
It's about time I had my turn!
**[05:19] Karane**
You talked his ear off a minute ago!
**[05:21] Hakari**
Right back at you!
**[05:23] Rentaro**
Mind your personal space,
or you're gonna kiss each other again.
**[05:27] Karane**
You stubborn pig!
**[05:29] Rentaro**
*Yeah, Shizuka-chan's staying quiet.*
**[05:32] Rentaro**
*I guess she needs to get used to them first.*
**[05:35] Rentaro**
*Which is why...*
**[05:37] Rentaro**
*I came prepared.*
***SIGN*** N. O. Thawts
**[05:41] Sign**
Head M. T.
**[05:41] Rentaro**
*People usually put up a front
before breaking the ice with someone new.*
**[05:46] Rentaro**
*We're afraid we'll alienate them
if we show our true feelings.*
**[05:51] Rentaro**
*And that's why...*
**[05:53] Rentaro**
*It becomes much easier to open your heart
to people who have already seen into it.*
**[06:06] Rentaro**
*When you've exposed
your true self to someone,*
**[06:09] Rentaro**
*you overcome the fear
of meeting them head-on,*
**[06:11] Rentaro**
*making it easier to relate.*
**[06:16] Rentaro**
Girls, I brought a pack of cards.
**[06:19] Rentaro**
Do you want to play Old Maid?
**[06:24] Hakarikarane**
Old Maid?
**[06:24] Shizuka**
*"Old... Maid?"*
**[06:26] Rentaro**
Oh, but let's spice things up a little
by adding a penalty for losing.
**[06:32] Rentaro**
How about the loser
gets tickled by the winner?
**[06:36] Rentaro**
*Indeed. There exists a way to force
someone to reveal their emotions.*
**[06:41] Rentaro**
*And that's laughter.*
**[06:43] Rentaro**
*The goals are "contact" and "laughter."*
**[06:45] Rentaro**
*I call it Operation Everyone Tickles
Each Other So We Become Friends!*
**[06:51] Karane**
*Rentaro...*
**[06:52] Hakari**
*Rentaro-kun...*
**[06:54] Shizuka**
*Tickling me?*
**[06:56] All**
*Want!*
**[06:57] Rentaro**
Why does this suddenly feel like three-on-one?
**[06:59] Narrator**
And so began the game of Old Maid.
**[07:02] Narrator**
End of round one. The winner: Rentaro.
**[07:06] Rentaro**
Old Maid, a super repetitive
and uneventful game.
**[07:09] Rentaro**
It ended in between cuts.
**[07:11] Narrator**
The loser: Karane.
**[07:12] Karane**
Wha? Last place? I don't believe it.
**[07:14] Karane**
Hmph! Bring on your penalty
or whatever, I can take it!
**[07:18] Hakari**
At least try to hide the smile!
**[07:20] Rentaro**
Here I come, Karane!
**[07:27] Karane**
Hmph! I-It's not like it t-tickles
or anything, okay?!
**[07:31] Rentaro**
What is even the point of trying to hide it?
**[07:45] Rentaro**
You're making it look like
I'm doing something dirty here!
**[07:51] Narrator**
Round two winner: Rentaro.
**[07:54] Narrator**
The loser: Hakari.
**[07:56] Hakari**
Oh, no... I've lost.
**[07:58] Hakari**
Woohoo! Let's go!
**[07:59] Karane**
Girl, you're saying the quiet part out loud.
**[08:03] Hakari**
Please be gentle.
**[08:05] Karane**
Who told you to strip?!
**[08:07] Karane**
No! It's illegal now!
**[08:08] Karane**
No stripping!
**[08:10] Rentaro**
Here I come, Hakari!
**[08:17] Hakari**
*Rentaro-kun...*
**[08:19] Hakari**
*His big hands...*
**[08:21] Hakari**
*His sturdy fingers!*
**[08:23] Hakari**
*They're running roughshod over my body!*
**[08:25] Hakari**
*Oh... oh... ohhh!*
**[08:30] Rentaro**
Are we really allowed to air this?!
**[08:33] Hakari**
S-Stop it!
**[08:35] Hakari**
I-I'm sorry. I'm just very ticklish...
**[08:39] Rentaro**
Oh, is that so? Don't worry about me.
**[08:46] Hakari**
*Saved by the bell!*
**[08:47] Hakari**
*I was this close to ecsta-pee!*
**[08:49] Hakari**
I-I'm in the clear, right?
**[08:50] Hakari**
I am, right?!
**[08:53] Narrator**
Round three winner: Rentaro.
**[08:56] Rentaro**
The universe wills me
to tickle all who stand before me.
**[09:01] Narrator**
The loser: Shizuka.
**[09:04] Rentaro**
*But, hey, I was kinda looking forward to this.*
**[09:08] Rentaro**
I can't wait to hear how Shizuka-chan laughs.
**[09:12] Rentaro**
Okay, here I come, Shizuka-chan!
**[09:15] Rentaro**
Tickle, tickle, tickle!
**[09:16] Rentaro**
Tickle, tickle, tickle!
**[09:18] Rentaro**
Tickle, tickle, tickle!
**[09:19] Rentaro**
Tickle, tickle, tickle!
**[09:21] Shizuka**
*"She gave a hearty laugh."*
**[09:22] Rentaro**
Okay, that is *not* what I was expecting!
**[09:25] Rentaro**
Huh? You even laugh through quotes?
**[09:28] Shizuka**
*"Alas, reality is a cruel mistress."*
**[09:31] Rentaro**
But she looked super adorable,
so I'm going back in!
**[09:34] Rentaro**
Tickle, tickle, tickle!
**[09:35] Shizuka**
*"She gave a hearty laugh."*
**[09:37] Shizuka**
*"She gave a hearty laugh."*
**[09:38] Karane**
Uh... I guess you could say
she's laughing really hard?
**[09:40] Shizuka**
*"She gave a hearty laugh."*
**[09:40] Hakari**
It's the quietest burst
of laughter ever recorded.
**[09:42] Shizuka**
*"She gave a hearty laugh."*
**[09:44] Shizuka**
*"She gave a hearty laugh."*
**[09:44] Karane**
*But now that I think about it...*
**[09:47] Hakari**
*...Rentaro-kun hasn't lost once yet.*
**[09:47] Shizuka**
*"She gave a hearty laugh."*
**[09:49] Karane**
*The mission "Get Tickled
by Rentaro" is cleared.*
**[09:52] Shizuka**
*"She gave a hearty laugh."*
**[09:52] Hakari**
*The next mission is...*
**[09:54] Karane**
*I wanna tickle him!*
**[09:56] Hakari**
*And feel all over his body!*
**[09:58] Hakarikarane**
*But to do that...*
**[10:00] Karane**
*I need to win this game!*
**[10:02] Hakari**
*It's a battle I can't afford to lose!*
**[10:05] Rentaro**
Where'd these tryhard vibes come from?
**[10:07] Rentaro**
D'oh!
**[10:09] Narrator**
Round four loser: Rentaro.
**[10:12] Narrator**
And the winner: Shizuka.
**[10:15] Rentaro**
Bring it, Shizuka-chan!
**[10:18] Shizuka**
*"As you wish."*
**[10:37] Shizuka**
*"How is that?"*
**[10:39] Rentaro**
What the heck? This actually
tickles more than I thought!
**[10:42] Hakari**
Poke a man?!
**[10:48] Hakari**
*Why? This is the perfect excuse
to feel him all over!*
**[10:52] Hakari**
*Even if she let her hand wander
to Places That Must Not Be Named,*
**[10:56] Hakari**
*she could get away with it right now!*
**[10:58] Hakari**
*Was it this shy and timid demeanor
that attracted Rentaro-kun to her?*
**[11:04] Hakari**
*Puppy dog eyes.*
**[11:06] Hakari**
*Cute gestures.*
**[11:08] Hakari**
*High-pitched voice.*
**[11:10] Hakari**
Rentaro-kun! Tee-hee!
**[11:12] Hakari**
*My appeal rests on careful
and calculated groundwork.*
**[11:14] Hakari**
*I am what you would call a poser!*
***SIGN*** Poser
**[11:16] Hakari**
*On the other hand, she is so timid,*
**[11:19] Hakari**
*earnest and frail,*
**[11:20] Hakari**
*anyone who sees her
would feel the urge to protect her!*
**[11:23] Hakari**
*She's a natural-born smol floof!*
**[11:25] Hakari**
*Argh!*
**[11:27] Hakari**
*A formidable foe has appeared!*
***SIGN*** Natural-Born Smol Floof
**[11:30] Hakari**
*A foe far more formidable than the train
wreck that is Karane-san has appeared!*
***SIGN*** An Insurmountable Wall!!!
**[11:35] Shizuka**
*"How is that?"*
**[11:41] Shizuka**
*"I would say you have
suffered enough for one day."*
**[11:43] Rentaro**
Man, I laughed so much! Maybe too much.
**[11:47] Rentaro**
Sorry, I need to hit the restroom.
**[11:49] Hakari**
*No way, does he need to ecsta-pee, too?!*
***SIGN*** ba-dump
ba-dump
**[11:51] Sign**
° Way off
**[11:55] Karane**
Hey, Yoshimoto.
**[11:59] Karane**
What was that?
**[12:01] Hakari**
Karane-san?
**[12:02] Karane**
What's your deal?
**[12:16] Karane**
You're denying yourself
because we're here, aren't you?
**[12:21] Shizuka**
*"That is not true."*
**[12:22] Karane**
It's obvious!
**[12:24] Karane**
You're the only one keeping
your distance from Rentaro!
**[12:27] Karane**
And you stopped at poking him when I'm sure
you wanted to tickle him all over, too!
**[12:31] Karane**
Why are you acting so stupid?!
**[12:34] Hakari**
Probably because you're scary.
**[12:37] Hakari**
You yell at the drop of a hat, too.
**[12:39] Karane**
You wha?
When have I ever yelled at anyone?!
**[12:43] Hakari**
Ignorance is bliss, huh?
**[12:47] Shizuka**
*"The two of you were"
"Rentaro-kun's" "lover from before."*
**[12:51] Shizuka**
*"As I am but a newcomer,
I must stay out of your way."*
**[12:54] Karane**
Hmph! I figured as much.
**[12:57] Karane**
But you know what?
You're Rentaro's girlfriend now!
**[13:01] Karane**
There's no need to hesitate!
**[13:03] Karane**
It pisses me off,
**[13:05] Karane**
looking at you fumbling around
not saying what you wanna say!
**[13:09] Hakari**
Says the girl who'd rather pick
a fight than admit how she feels.
**[13:14] Karane**
Shut yer mouth!
Are you trying to pick a fight?!
**[13:17] Shizuka**
*"You are right. I apologize."*
**[13:20] Karane**
That's exactly what I'm talking about!
Why don't you fight back?!
**[13:24] Hakari**
As if that wouldn't make you even more mad.
**[13:28] Karane**
You asked for it.
**[13:29] Karane**
I'm losing it, and you have
nobody to blame but yourself!
**[13:32] Hakari**
Do you even have any temper left to lose?
**[13:35] Shizuka**
*"If that is the case,
I will speak from the heart."*
**[13:40] Shizuka**
*"In truth, I am petrified with fear."*
**[13:45] Karane**
What... Am I really that scary?
**[13:48] Hakari**
So you do care.
**[13:50] Shizuka**
*"That is not what I meant to say."*
**[13:53] Shizuka**
*"The only thing I fear is..."*
**[13:55] Shizuka**
*"Hanazono-san." "conducts herself
in an elegant and graceful manner."*
**[13:59] Shizuka**
*"She is most ladylike,
and possesses great physical charm."*
**[14:02] Shizuka**
*"Inda-san." "is a beauty blessed with
highly desirable facial features."*
**[14:06] Shizuka**
*"Most of all, she has the confidence to match."*
**[14:10] Shizuka**
*"Should I stand beside the two as an equal..."*
**[14:14] Shizuka**
*"Rentaro-kun." "may compare us."*
**[14:17] Shizuka**
*"I fear that most of all."*
**[14:19] Karane**
*Wh-What the heck?*
**[14:20] Hakari**
*What she said...*
**[14:23] Karanehakari**
*That's just so adorable!*
**[14:27] Shizuka**
*"I am ordinary." "And plain."*
**[14:30] Shizuka**
*"Her physical appearance
resembled that of a child."*
**[14:32] Shizuka**
*"Her personality," "gloomy and reserved."*
**[14:36] Shizuka**
*"In your company,"
"the difference is night and day."*
**[14:40] Karane**
H-Hey, you're plenty cute yourself.
**[14:45] Karane**
You're tiny and gentle.
**[14:47] Karane**
I-I think those are
nice qualities in a girl. Hmph.
**[14:53] Karane**
S-Sorry for saying
you pissed me off and stuff...
**[14:57] Hakari**
Exactly! There is nothing
for you to worry about.
**[15:01] Hakari**
Karane-san is always pissed off.
**[15:03] Karane**
Wha?
**[15:04] Hakari**
And Rentaro-kun's love runs deeper
than we could ever imagine.
**[15:10] Hakari**
I bet he could list dozens of points
he likes about you off the top of his head.
**[15:19] Shizuka**
*"Inda-san." "Hanazono-san."*
**[15:21] Karane**
A-Anyway!
**[15:22] Karane**
My point is, stop holding back because of us!
**[15:27] Karane**
If you've got something to say to Rentaro
or anything you want him to do,
**[15:30] Karane**
you speak your mind! Got it?!
**[15:33] Hakari**
Also, you can call us
by our first names, Shizuka-san.
**[15:38] Hakari**
We're fellow girlfriends, after all.
**[15:40] Hakari**
Isn't that right, Karane-san?
**[15:41] Karane**
H-Hmph! I guess!
**[15:44] Karane**
You okay with that, Shizuka?
**[15:50] Shizuka**
"Yes." "Hakari-san." "Karane-san."
**[15:55] Rentaro**
*That went better than I ever expected.*
**[16:01] (Flashback) Shizuka**
*"How is that?"*
**[16:07] (Flashback) Rentaro**
*Karane's glaring at Shizuka-chan?*
**[16:10] (Flashback) Rentaro**
*This is bad. I don't know what's causing it,*
**[16:12] (Flashback) Rentaro**
*but I need to step in
before a fight breaks out.*
**[16:16] (Flashback) Rentaro**
*No, that's not the answer!*
**[16:19] (Flashback) Rentaro**
*Why did I start this game
of Old Maid in the first place?*
**[16:23] (Flashback) Shizuka**
*"How is that?"*
**[16:23] (Flashback) Rentaro**
*If, every time I was worried,
anxious, or scared,*
**[16:27] (Flashback) Rentaro**
*I made them hide how they truly feel,*
**[16:30] (Flashback) Rentaro**
*they'll never get closer to each other!*
**[16:33] (Flashback) Rentaro**
*If I want them to show the courage to do that,*
**[16:36] (Flashback) Rentaro**
*then I also need to show
the courage to let them!*
**[16:39] (Flashback) Rentaro**
Sorry, I need to hit the restroom.
**[16:42] Rentaro**
*Like I thought, Karane was mad
for Shizuka-chan and not at her.*
**[16:45] Rentaro**
*Hakari stepped in so Shizuka-chan
wouldn't face the brunt of that anger.*
**[16:50] Rentaro**
*And Shizuka-chan accepted what Karane said
and bravely revealed how she felt!*
**[16:56] Rentaro**
*These girls!*
**[17:00] Rentaro**
I'm back.
**[17:02] Hakari**
Welcome back.
**[17:04] Karane**
Rentaro, we're redoing
that last loser's penalty.
**[17:09] Rentaro**
Huh? Wh-Why?
**[17:11] Karane**
That silly poking doesn't count as tickling!
**[17:15] Karane**
Shizuka's gotta tickle you properly!
**[17:18] Hakari**
That's right.
**[17:19] Hakari**
You want another chance
to tickle him, don't you, Shizuka-san?
**[17:26] Shizuka**
*They're both...*
**[17:27] Shizuka**
*trying to help me.*
**[17:32] Shizuka**
*I have to make their kindness count.*
**[17:36] (Flashback) Karane**
Stop holding back!
**[17:39] (Flashback) Karane**
...anything you want him to do,
**[17:40] (Flashback) Karane**
you speak your mind!
**[17:44] Shizuka**
*I must speak my mind...*
**[17:46] Shizuka**
*Say how I truly feel!*
**[17:49] Shizuka**
*"I want to do it."*
**[17:53] Shizuka**
*"I wish to be kissed."*
**[17:58] Shizuka**
*"I said," "It is my god-ordained destiny
to remain chaste until marriage!"*
**[18:03] Shizuka**
*"But that... was a lie."*
**[18:06] Rentaro**
I-It's fine. I figured as much.
**[18:09] Shizuka**
*"Deep in her heart,"*
**[18:11] Shizuka**
*"I wished to share a kiss with you."*
**[18:14] Rentaro**
Thank you.
**[18:16] Rentaro**
I'm so glad to hear it!
**[18:36] Rentaro**
U-Uh, my bad! You were just so cute!
**[18:56] Rentaro**
Shizuka-chan.
**[19:05] Rentaro**
H-Huh?
**[19:07] Rentaro**
Shizuka-chan?
**[19:09] Rentaro**
Hello? Anybody home?
***SIGN*** ba-dump ba-dump
**[19:10] Rentaro**
Can you see me? Shizuka-chan?!
***SIGN*** ba-dump ba-dump
**[19:13] Hakari**
You made her speak her mind so clearly,
**[19:17] Hakari**
so don't you think you should do the same?
**[19:20] Karane**
Huh? Wh-Whaddaya mean?!
**[19:22] Karane**
I-It's not like I'm hiding anything!
**[19:25] Hakari**
Oh, really? Allow me, then.
**[19:28] Hakari**
Rentaro-kun.
**[19:30] Hakari**
May I kiss you, too?
**[19:35] Karane**
Wha!
**[19:38] Rentaro**
Sure.
**[19:42] Rentaro**
Hakari.
**[19:44] Hakari**
Um, am I still good?
**[19:48] Hakari**
Has my appeal not paled
in comparison to Shizuka-san?
**[19:54] Rentaro**
Of course not!
**[19:56] Rentaro**
Shizuka-chan, and Karane, and you!
**[20:00] Rentaro**
You're all the cutest girls in the world!
**[20:05] Hakari**
I knew you would say that if I asked.
**[20:08] Rentaro**
Hakari!
**[20:24] Rentaro**
Karane.
**[20:26] Karane**
H-Hmph!
**[20:27] Karane**
If you're so desperate, I guess
I wouldn't mind throwing you a bone!
**[20:32] Karane**
It's not like I care about it
or anything, okay?
**[20:35] Rentaro**
Why slide into position, then?
**[20:37] Karane**
Or anything, okay?
**[20:43] Rentaro**
Karane, you're so cute.
**[20:45] Karane**
Wh-Wh-Wh-Wha?!
**[20:47] Karane**
Wh-Where'd that come from?!
**[20:51] Rentaro**
You're super-duper cute when you're flustered!
**[20:56] Karane**
Wh-Why, you...
**[20:58] Karane**
You dummy!
**[20:59] Karane**
Dummy!
**[21:01] Rentaro**
Sorry, sorry.
**[21:03] Rentaro**
Ow, that hurts.
**[21:04] Rentaro**
Yo, slow the hell down!
**[21:11] Rentaro**
But I'd like to kiss you, Karane.
**[21:14] Rentaro**
I really want to.
**[21:19] Rentaro**
What about you?
**[21:24] Karane**
I do, too.
**[21:37] Hakari**
What's the matter, Rentaro-kun?
**[21:40] Rentaro**
Well...
**[21:41] Rentaro**
You're all amazing girlfriends,
more than I ever deserve.
**[21:47] Rentaro**
I just can't believe how lucky I am.
**[21:49] Rentaro**
Thank you, all three of you!
**[21:54] Karane**
Right.
**[21:55] Hakari**
Back.
**[21:56] Shizuka**
*"At you,"*
**[21:57] Hakari**
...of course.
**[21:57] Karane**
...dumbass.
**[21:57] Shizuka**
*"...she said."*
**[21:58] Rentaro**
Check out this parade of speech tics!
**[22:05] Shizuka**
*"She gave a hearty laugh."*
# E5 - The Hyper-Efficient Girl
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQJG4M/the-hyper-efficient-girl)
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**[00:05] Shizuka**
*"Exam results" "put on display."*
**[00:08] Hakari**
I wonder when Rentaro-kun will get here.
**[00:11] Karane**
A few minutes without his phone
would've hardly killed him.
**[00:13] Hakari**
Well, he did say he left it out
in the open back in the classroom.
**[00:17] Shizuka**
*"'Tis very precious to" "Rentaro-kun."*
**[00:19] (Flashback) Rentaro**
It contains all my pictures and memories
with you! It means the world to me!
***SIGN*** Hngh!!! <3 <3 <3
***SIGN*** A New
Flashback...
***SIGN*** The Hngh
Strikes Back
***SIGN*** Hngh!!! <3 <3 <3
**[00:35] Rentaro**
There it is.
**[00:36] Rentaro**
Phew.
**[00:42] Rentaro**
*I think that's... Eiai-san?*
**[00:47] Rentaro**
Hey, the test results have been posted up.
**[00:50] Rentaro**
Aren't you going to check?
**[00:52] Nano**
Meaningless.
**[00:54] Nano**
I know I have the top score.
**[00:55] Nano**
Checking would be a waste of time.
***SIGN*** Krrrack!!!
**[01:11] Rentaro**
*There it is again. That zing
when we first make eye contact...*
**[01:16] Rentaro**
*Is she a soulmate?*
**[01:20] Rentaro**
If you don't mind, why don't we
go look at the results together?
**[01:27] Nano**
Again, that would be a waste of time.
**[01:30] Rentaro**
Huh? Oh, right, s-sorry.
***SIGN*** The 100 Girlfriends
Who Really, Really, Really, Really, REALLY Love You
***SIGN*** Crossing
***SIGN*** Reminiscing Lunch
***SIGN*** B-Come Tast-E
***SIGN*** I went all-out making lunch this morning <3
***SIGN*** To Rentaro-kun
You might think this is all a bit overblown,
but I'm writing this letter to express how thankful I am for all you do.
Rentaro-kun, thank you so much for always bringing joy into my life.
I've put all my feelings of gratitude into making lunch for you.
Would you eat with me, if you don't mind?
I'll be waiting on the rooftop during lunch break <3
-Hakari
P.S. I believe my figure has become
more shapely these days.
I'm including a photograph
I took recently along with this letter.
Enjoy <3
***SIGN*** To Rentaro!
You'd better come to the rooftop during lunch break!
Promise me you will!!
Don't ask why! Just do it!
I made too many side dishes, is all!
(Though part of it was me hoping you would eat them...)
So don't get the wrong idea! I'm just repaying you here!
We gotta eat lunch together!!!!
- Inda Karane
***SIGN*** To Rentaro-kun
It feels a little strange writing to you
when we see each other all the time.
But I'm much better at expressing
my feelings through writing, so I figured I should
tell you how I constantly feel about you this way.
Thank you truly for always looking out for me
and respecting my feelings.
I will treasure the days I spend with you for life.
Rentaro-kun, do you happen to have time
during lunch break today? If you do,
then I would love to have lunch with you.
-Yoshimoto Shizuka
***SIGN*** When a > 0 and b > 0,
the Rentaro a/b + b/a >= 2 Nano inequation becomes
a/b > 0 and b/a > 0.
With the addition of "Gratitude" and the arithmetic mean of "Lunch,"
we get Rentaro = a/b + b/a >= Lunch 2√(a/b x b/a)
= 2x Happiness
= Nano
Lunch a² + Lunch b² >= 2ab
(a-b)² = If you eat it, it no longer exists
As such, when a = b, lunch will be proven.
***SIGN*** Rentaro, thanks for everything, aye.
It looks like today will be a beautiful day,
so I wanna eat lunch with you, aye!
It'll be delicious for sure, aye!
Note: Heat this area up for a surprise!
***SIGN*** Hngh
***SIGN*** 25th: Hanazono Hakari
**[03:14] Hakari**
I placed 25th out of 240!
**[03:17] Sign**
44th: Yoshimoto Shizuka
**[03:18] Shizuka**
*"The 44th assailant we had faced."*
**[03:20] Karane**
I-I ranked one higher than you!
**[03:23] Karane**
I'm 87th, okay?!
***SIGN*** 87th: Inda Karane
88th: Aijo Rentaro
**[03:25] Rentaro**
I'm so proud of you all!
***SIGN*** 88th
**[03:33] Rentaro**
*Eiai Nano-san...*
***SIGN*** Midterm Exam Results
1st: Eiai Nano 700/700
**[03:35] Rentaro**
*Wait, 700? She got perfect scores
in every subject?!*
**[03:39] Rentaro**
Does anyone know much about
Eiai-san, the girl in first place?
**[03:42] Hakari**
She's in our class, isn't she?
**[03:45] Shizuka**
*"She could be seen always by
the window, engrossed in her studies."*
**[03:48] Karane**
I've never spoken to her,
**[03:50] Karane**
but I've heard some rumors.
**[03:53] Karane**
She pursues precision
and efficiency above all else,
**[03:56] Karane**
and she can answer
any question about any subject.
**[03:59] Karane**
They say she's a highly advanced AI.
**[04:03] Rentaro**
A living, breathing urban legend!
***SIGN*** Biology Lab
**[04:05] Bioteach**
All right, class.
**[04:06] Bioteach**
Today, you'll study the epidermal cells
of an onion and sketch your results.
**[04:10] Bioteach**
One microscope for each desk.
Come to me for your razors!
**[04:11] Rentaro**
*I'm paired up with Eiai-san.*
**[04:14] Rentaro**
*Wait, stop gawking at her!*
**[04:17] Karane**
Happy Henry Lives Beside Boron Cottage,
**[04:19] Rentaro**
Oh, I'll get our microscope.
**[04:20] Karane**
Near Our Friend Nelly Nancy Mg Allen...
**[04:22] Shizuka**
*"Be ambitious!"*
**[04:23] Hakari**
You could also try this.
**[04:25] Hakari**
Memorize the Li Be part with "liebe,"
the German word meaning love.
**[04:28] Karane**
S-Say what?!
**[04:30] Karane**
I don't care one bit about this
Happy Henry dude or anything, okay?
**[04:34] Shizuka**
*"O brave adventurer."*
**[04:36] Rentaro**
*Unlike Hakari, Karane, and Shizuka-chan,
who are the epitome of cute,*
**[04:40] Rentaro**
*Eiai-san is more
the elegant and beautiful type.*
**[04:46] Rentaro**
*Go for it!*
**[04:49] Rentaro**
Eiai-san?
**[04:51] Rentaro**
This is a lab, so we
don't need our textbooks...
**[04:54] Rentaro**
You're straight up copying?!
**[04:56] Nano**
It's more efficient than using the microscope.
**[04:58] Rentaro**
Is that what matters?!
**[05:00] Rentaro**
That defeats the purpose of this practical...
**[05:02] Nano**
Practicals are meaningless.
**[05:04] Nano**
Scientists already gave us the answer.
Retracing their steps is a waste of time.
**[05:09] Nano**
But that's what this whole class is about?!
**[05:11] Bioteach**
Ahem.
**[05:13] Rentaro**
The teacher's watching us.
We have to do this right.
**[05:18] Nano**
Very well. I'll make it look like I am.
**[05:19] Rentaro**
Actually do it!
**[05:23] Rentaro**
The onion's not even on there.
What are you focusing on?
**[05:28] Rentaro**
Seriously, enough with the textbook!
**[05:31] Nano**
Looking at the textbook is clearly
more efficient. I fail to see the problem.
**[05:36] Rentaro**
*S-So this is what she's like.
She's got the cold rationality of an AI.*
**[05:42] Rentaro**
*No wonder she's attracting
the wrong kind of attention.*
**[05:46] Rentaro**
Ow.
**[05:55] Rentaro**
Guess I should go to the nurse's office.
**[05:57] Nano**
This would be more efficient.
**[05:59] Rentaro**
Huh?
**[06:01] Rentaro**
Whoa?!
**[06:03] Rentaro**
Huh? Wh-Wh-What are you...
**[06:06] Nano**
Saliva contains anti-microbial agents.
**[06:09] Nano**
You don't need a disinfectant
for such a small cut.
**[06:16] Rentaro**
*This beautiful girl is sucking on my finger!*
**[06:21] Rentaro**
*Her eyelashes are so long...*
**[06:23] Rentaro**
*Her skin is so clear and smooth...*
**[06:26] Rentaro**
*Her lips are so soft, and her tongue so warm...*
**[06:31] Rentaro**
*What is happening? Am I dreaming?!*
**[06:35] Karane**
Hmph!
**[06:36] Karane**
I-It's not like I care about looking at
some stupid cells or anything, okay?!
**[06:40] Hakari**
What are you even fighting against in life?
**[06:43] Shizuka**
*"Such a heavy cross to bear."*
**[06:55] Rentaro**
Hey, Eiai-san.
**[06:57] Rentaro**
Thanks a lot for helping me.
**[06:59] Nano**
Don't mention it.
**[07:01] Nano**
Your absence would have reduced
the efficiency of the cleanup process.
**[07:06] Rentaro**
You sure put a lot on the line for that!
**[07:09] Rentaro**
Still, I want to repay you somehow.
**[07:12] Rentaro**
Are you thirsty? Can I get you a soda?
**[07:15] Nano**
I am not.
**[07:17] Nano**
Also, sodas are not
the best choice for hydration.
**[07:20] Rentaro**
You need your drinks to be efficient, too?!
**[07:23] Rentaro**
I just want to get to know you better.
**[07:27] Rentaro**
If you don't mind, that is.
**[07:29] Nano**
I do not.
**[07:31] Nano**
But it would be meaningless.
**[07:33] Rentaro**
I feel meaningless!
**[07:35] Rentaro**
U-Uh, I'd say having a fun chat is meaningful.
**[07:40] Rentaro**
Just like time spent on hobbies and holidays.
**[07:44] Nano**
I have never spent a single
second on such activities.
**[07:49] Nano**
I can tell that they are
an unproductive use of time.
**[07:53] Nano**
No amount of "fun" times
will raise academic grades.
**[07:57] Nano**
Nor will it improve performance metrics.
**[08:00] Nano**
"Fun" produces nothing of value.
**[08:02] Rentaro**
What?
**[08:04] Rentaro**
Grades and performance aren't everything.
**[08:07] Nano**
In this world, anything that doesn't improve
your future prospects is meaningless.
**[08:13] Rentaro**
Y-You're wrong!
**[08:14] Rentaro**
Having fun is the meaning of life!
**[08:18] Nano**
Meaning is defined as value.
**[08:20] Nano**
Value is only created by utility, by benefits.
**[08:25] Nano**
Be it money, tools, or knowledge.
**[08:28] Rentaro**
Listen, I'm not talking about words
and their definitions!
**[08:33] Nano**
If it cannot be defined in words,
it is only a delusion.
**[08:36] Nano**
This debate is also a waste of time.
**[08:39] Nano**
Goodbye.
**[08:43] Rentaro**
*Huh?*
**[08:44] Rentaro**
*Is Eiai-san really...*
**[08:47] Rentaro**
*my soulmate?*
**[09:02] (Flashback) Rentaro**
Thanks a lot, Eiai-san!
**[09:15] Nano**
*Why did I do that?*
**[09:18] Nano**
*Was it to help Aijo Rentaro?*
**[09:21] Nano**
*To win him over?*
**[09:24] Nano**
*Why would I apply saliva to a wound?*
**[09:26] Nano**
*I was fully aware of the risk of infection!*
**[09:30] Nano**
*What is this feeling?*
**[09:33] Nano**
*It's illogical!*
**[09:35] Nano**
Getting distracted is a waste of time!
**[09:38] Nano**
Pi... 3.14159265358979323846264338—
**[09:46] Nano**
Phew. That is the most efficient way
to restore my focus.
**[09:50] Nano**
Pi is life.
**[09:54] Nano**
3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419!
**[10:03] Nano**
*I am currently wasting
a significant amount of time.*
**[10:09] Nano**
*This is a problem!*
**[10:16] Nano**
Aijo Rentaro, I have come to the
conclusion that I am in love with you.
**[10:19] Nano**
I want you to enter a relationship with me.
**[10:24] Rentaro**
Oh.
**[10:28] Rentaro**
I love you, too, Eiai-san.
**[10:31] Rentaro**
I would love to go out with you.
**[10:34] Nano**
I must refuse.
**[10:35] Rentaro**
Have I been pranked?!
**[10:38] Nano**
The ideal outcome
would have been for you to decline.
**[10:42] Nano**
But since you did not,
**[10:45] Nano**
I must do it myself.
**[10:47] Rentaro**
What are you saying?
**[10:49] Nano**
I came here today to put an end to this love.
**[10:54] Rentaro**
But why? We like each other!
**[10:58] Nano**
Romance only leads
to matrimony and childbirth.
**[11:02] Nano**
And at this moment, I am in no need of either.
**[11:06] Nano**
This should be obvious.
**[11:09] Nano**
Romance between teenagers is meaningless.
**[11:12] Nano**
A complete waste of time.
**[11:15] Nano**
I will never go out with you.
**[11:23] Nano**
Goodbye.
**[11:24] Rentaro**
Eiai-san! I hate to break it to you...
**[11:28] Rentaro**
But unlike you,
**[11:30] Rentaro**
I've already been rejected a hundred times.
**[11:33] Rentaro**
You can't put an end to this love
just by breaking my heart one more time!
**[11:39] Rentaro**
You can't put an end to this love
just by breaking my heart one more time!
**[11:44] Nano**
Okay, but that is irrelevant to me.
**[11:46] Rentaro**
If I stay in love with you,
**[11:48] Rentaro**
you're not exactly ending this
romance once and for all, are you?
**[11:52] Nano**
*Aijo Rentaro is in love with me!
3.141592658979—*
**[11:57] Rentaro**
I can't just draw a line in the sand like you.
**[12:02] Rentaro**
So... could you go out on a date with me?
**[12:07] Nano**
That would be...
**[12:08] Rentaro**
If I can't win you over in that one day,
I promise I'll give up on you!
**[12:13] Rentaro**
So please!
***SIGN*** A Few Days Later
**[12:24] Rentaro**
*Come to think of it,
I'm going on an actual date.*
**[12:28] Rentaro**
*My first-ever!*
**[12:30] Nano**
I am here.
**[12:31] Rentaro**
Eiai-san!
**[12:36] Rentaro**
A casual outfit...
***SIGN*** Casual Outfit...!!!
***SIGN*** The GOAT-fit...!!!
**[12:38] Rentaro**
*The GOAT-fit!*
**[12:40] Nano**
Are you sick? Do you want to cancel?
**[12:42] Rentaro**
No! That would be too inefficient!
**[12:46] Rentaro**
Anyway, let's head in.
**[12:46] Rentaro**
*My mission for today is to show
Eiai-san the time of her life!*
**[12:49] Rentaro**
Is there anything you're interested in?
**[12:51] Rentaro**
*I need her to realize that
a "fun" time with someone you like—*
**[12:53] Nano**
Not particularly.
**[12:54] Rentaro**
Okay, so I'll take you around.
**[12:54] Rentaro**
*that love is meaningful!*
**[12:59] Nano**
Why does an amusement facility
have a horse riding simulator?
**[13:02] Rentaro**
I'm pretty sure that's not what it's for.
**[13:05] Nano**
*Then what is the point of this activity?*
**[13:09] Nano**
*It creeps me out.*
**[13:11] Nano**
An instant camera?
**[13:13] Rentaro**
You know about these? I've always
liked them, for some reason.
**[13:17] Nano**
It retains neither
film negatives nor digital data.
**[13:19] Nano**
If the photograph is lost, so too is
all record of the event. A flawed device.
**[13:23] Nano**
Highly illogical.
**[13:24] Rentaro**
A true one-star review.
**[13:26] Rentaro**
W-Well, never mind all that. Say cheese!
**[13:31] Nano**
Cheese? What about cheese?
**[13:37] Rentaro**
You look great. See?
**[13:41] Nano**
Illogical.
***SIGN*** Haunted House
**[13:45] Nano**
Ghosts are highly unscientific.
They do not exist.
**[13:48] Rentaro**
And I'm glad they don't.
**[13:54] Nano**
Look closer. That's a live human.
**[13:59] Nano**
Human.
**[14:02] Nano**
Human.
**[14:04] Nano**
They're all human.
**[14:06] Nano**
Why are you so startled?
**[14:08] Rentaro**
Why wouldn't I be? They jumped out at me!
**[14:11] Nano**
Human.
**[14:12] Rentaro**
Don't believe her! There's nobody in that suit!
***SIGN*** Haunted House
**[14:19] Nano**
Nothing but humans.
**[14:22] Nano**
Instead of "Haunted House,"
they should call it "Human House."
**[14:25] Rentaro**
So, a house?
**[14:30] Rentaro**
You haven't ridden one of these
before, right? What do you think?
**[14:33] Nano**
This is insane.
**[14:34] Rentaro**
And your comments are driving *me* insane.
**[14:37] Nano**
People spinning around in giant cups.
**[14:40] Nano**
What demand was this created to meet?
**[14:43] Nano**
I understand nothing about this.
**[14:45] Nano**
Especially the people lining up to get
spun around without questioning any of it.
**[14:50] Nano**
Could this be a brainwashing contraption that
operates on music and centrifugal force?
**[14:55] Rentaro**
Worst tea party ever!
***SIGN*** The Lost Little Lambs'
Great Labyrinth
**[14:58] Rentaro**
A giant maze! Let's give it a shot!
**[15:03] Nano**
Getting a bird's-eye view
is the most efficient solution.
**[15:06] Rentaro**
It's giant for a reason!
**[15:11] Rentaro**
Oops, another dead end.
**[15:15] Nano**
Why so many dead ends?
**[15:17] Nano**
Why not just build the correct path?
**[15:19] Nano**
Such a waste of time.
**[15:20] Rentaro**
It's a maze!
**[15:22] Nano**
If only humans could
come up with self-driving, too.
**[15:25] Nano**
We would be able to navigate
these mazes and our lives effortlessly.
**[15:29] Rentaro**
We're human for a reason!
**[15:31] Rentaro**
No date is complete without this.
**[15:33] Rentaro**
The Ferris wheel!
**[15:38] Rentaro**
Eiai-san, are you afraid of heights?
**[15:43] Nano**
I-It is only natural to fear
life-threatening elevation.
**[15:50] Rentaro**
Oh, do you want me to sit next to you, then?
**[16:04] Rentaro**
S-Sorry!
**[16:33] Pa**
*Thank you for visiting us today.*
**[16:37] Pa**
*The park will close in thirty minutes.*
**[16:40] Rentaro**
See? You look a little bored here.
**[16:44] Rentaro**
But you're really enjoying
yourself in this one.
**[16:47] Nano**
Correct.
**[16:49] Nano**
How can you tell?
People often tell me I seem emotionless.
**[16:53] Rentaro**
It's not hard if I pay attention.
**[16:55] Rentaro**
But I'm glad to see that you had fun.
**[17:00] Rentaro**
So, what did you think?
**[17:03] Nano**
Yes, I did enjoy it. Far more than I expected.
**[17:07] Rentaro**
Really? Then...
**[17:09] Nano**
However...
**[17:10] Nano**
That was all.
**[17:12] Nano**
It was "fun," but nothing else.
**[17:15] Nano**
I obtained nothing of value. A meaningless day.
**[17:21] Nano**
I'm sorry.
**[17:22] Rentaro**
Nah, you don't have to apologize.
**[17:25] Rentaro**
No two people share the same experience.
**[17:28] Rentaro**
I'm happy you told me straight up
what you thought instead of lying about it.
**[17:33] Rentaro**
In that case...
**[17:35] Rentaro**
It's a shame, but since it was
such a meaningless day,
**[17:39] Rentaro**
one not worth experiencing...
**[17:42] Rentaro**
Let's erase it.
**[17:44] Nano**
Yes.
**[17:55] (Flashback) Nano**
It retains neither
film negatives nor digital data.
**[17:58] (Flashback) Nano**
If the photograph is lost, so too is
all record of the event. A flawed device.
**[18:17] Rentaro**
Sorry.
**[18:18] Rentaro**
You know that you can't lose
what you don't have.
**[18:22] Rentaro**
But right now, you were
afraid of losing something.
**[18:26] Rentaro**
And I think that's proof that you have
something you didn't have before.
**[18:34] Rentaro**
You gained something today, Eiai-san.
**[18:38] Rentaro**
Something that can't be defined
in words or given a numerical score.
**[18:43] Rentaro**
It might not help your future prospects,
**[18:47] Rentaro**
but there's something of so much value,
you didn't want to lose it.
**[18:52] Rentaro**
And now it's yours.
**[19:03] Nano**
What is this?
**[19:05] Nano**
Why?
**[19:08] Rentaro**
I'm sorry. But I wanted you to know...
**[19:14] Rentaro**
*There is a meaning to good times.*
**[19:17] Rentaro**
*And enjoying those times is
what makes our lives meaningful.*
**[19:28] Rentaro**
Have you calmed down?
**[19:29] Nano**
Yes.
**[19:30] Nano**
Sorry about the handkerchief.
I will disinfect and return it.
**[19:34] Rentaro**
Huh? Oh...
**[19:36] (Flashback) Nano**
Saliva contains anti-microbial agents.
**[19:39] Rentaro**
Are you gonna lick it?
**[19:40] Nano**
N-No! I will wash it!
**[19:46] Nano**
Aijo Rentaro.
**[19:50] Nano**
I love you. I want you to enter
a relationship with me.
**[19:57] Nano**
Through this romance, I want to obtain
what I've been missing out on.
**[20:02] Nano**
I want to spend these meaningful times
that I never knew of with you.
**[20:10] Rentaro**
I love you, too, Eiai-san!
It would be my pleasure to go out with you!
**[20:28] Nano**
I believe in fulfilling my desires
without fretting about the means.
**[20:32] Nano**
That's what's most efficient.
**[20:34] Nano**
Did you mind?
**[20:36] Rentaro**
N-No, I do not mind at all.
**[20:53] Rentaro**
And that's the whole story.
**[20:55] Rentaro**
Could I have your permission to make
Eiai Nano-san my newest girlfriend?
**[21:01] Karane**
Shock me once, shame on you!
It doesn't even surprise me anymore!
**[21:04] Karane**
Do whatever you want!
**[21:06] Hakari**
If you deem me worthy enough
to keep around, I ask for nothing else!
**[21:11] Shizuka**
*"As I myself am but reinforcement,
I have no grounds to object."*
**[21:15] Rentaro**
Thank you! I'll commit seppuku
if I don't treat all of you right!
**[21:20] Nano**
Seppuku isn't very efficient at
killing people. Poison is more effective.
**[21:25] Karane**
Quit optimizing his death!
**[21:27] Hakari**
I'm more interested in that theme park date!
**[21:31] Hakari**
That was one of my goals!
**[21:33] Karane**
I-It's not like I've been busy, either.
**[21:36] Karane**
I would've gone if you asked.
**[21:38] Shizuka**
*"A party for lovebirds."*
**[21:40] Shizuka**
*"The Shangri-La of my dreams!"*
**[21:42] Nano**
Highly recommended. I wish to go, too.
**[21:44] Karane**
Didn't you just go yesterday?!
**[21:46] Nano**
Not as his girlfriend.
That was before we entered a relationship.
**[21:50] Rentaro**
Okay, let's all go somewhere this weekend.
**[21:54] Rentaro**
Any ideas? Karaoke? The movies? Theme park?
**[21:57] Hakari**
*Just as planned!*
**[22:00] Hakari**
I have a suggestion!
**[22:02] Hakari**
How about here?
***SIGN*** Theme Park Guide
***SIGN*** Open All Year Round
The Biggest Pool Ever
**[22:04] All**
The pool!
**[22:05] Narrator**
Swimsuit episode incoming! Let's freakin' go!
# E6 - Everyone's Favorite: The Swimsuit Episode
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G4VUQ1J77/everyones-favorite-the-swimsuit-episode)
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***SIGN*** Theme Park Guide
***SIGN*** Open All Year Round
The Biggest Pool Ever
***SIGN*** Theme Park Guide
***SIGN*** Open All Year Round
The Biggest Pool Ever
**[00:08] Karane**
*Sheesh.*
**[00:10] Karane**
*Why did Hakari have to suggest
a pool out of nowhere?*
**[00:14] Karane**
*I don't have any date-worthy swimwear.*
**[00:18] Karane**
*I've only ever been to the pool
with other girls before.*
**[00:22] Karane**
*Besides, I'm not the type
to wear these cutesy swimsuits.*
**[00:25] Karane**
Hmph! I-It's not like I think these are
cute or anything, okay?!
**[00:30] Staff**
I-I'm terribly sorry, miss...
**[00:41] Karane**
*Wait!*
**[00:42] Karane**
*Again, this cutesy stuff
will never look good on me!*
**[00:51] Karane**
*But...*
**[00:53] Karane**
*maybe Rentaro will think it's nice...*
***SIGN*** The 100 Girlfriends
Who Really, Really, Really, Really, REALLY Love You
***SIGN*** Crossing
***SIGN*** Reminiscing Lunch
***SIGN*** B-Come Tast-E
***SIGN*** I went all-out making lunch this morning <3
***SIGN*** To Rentaro-kun
You might think this is all a bit overblown,
but I'm writing this letter to express how thankful I am for all you do.
Rentaro-kun, thank you so much for always bringing joy into my life.
I've put all my feelings of gratitude into making lunch for you.
Would you eat with me, if you don't mind?
I'll be waiting on the rooftop during lunch break <3
-Hakari
P.S. I believe my figure has become
more shapely these days.
I'm including a photograph
I took recently along with this letter.
Enjoy <3
***SIGN*** To Rentaro!
You'd better come to the rooftop during lunch break!
Promise me you will!!
Don't ask why! Just do it!
I made too many side dishes, is all!
(Though part of it was me hoping you would eat them...)
So don't get the wrong idea! I'm just repaying you here!
We gotta eat lunch together!!!!
- Inda Karane
***SIGN*** To Rentaro-kun
It feels a little strange writing to you
when we see each other all the time.
But I'm much better at expressing
my feelings through writing, so I figured I should
tell you how I constantly feel about you this way.
Thank you truly for always looking out for me
and respecting my feelings.
I will treasure the days I spend with you for life.
Rentaro-kun, do you happen to have time
during lunch break today? If you do,
then I would love to have lunch with you.
-Yoshimoto Shizuka
***SIGN*** When a > 0 and b > 0,
the Rentaro a/b + b/a >= 2 Nano inequation becomes
a/b > 0 and b/a > 0.
With the addition of "Gratitude" and the arithmetic mean of "Lunch,"
we get Rentaro = a/b + b/a >= Lunch 2√(a/b x b/a)
= 2x Happiness
= Nano
Lunch a² + Lunch b² >= 2ab
(a-b)² = If you eat it, it no longer exists
As such, when a = b, lunch will be proven.
***SIGN*** Rentaro, thanks for everything, aye.
It looks like today will be a beautiful day,
so I wanna eat lunch with you, aye!
It'll be delicious for sure, aye!
Note: Heat this area up for a surprise!
***SIGN*** Hngh
***SIGN*** Day of the Date
**[02:30] Rentaro**
You can tell this place just opened.
**[02:32] Rentaro**
Look at all these people!
**[02:34] Hakari**
We're here, Rentaro-kun.
**[02:49] Machorentaro**
I can die happy now.
**[02:53] Hakari**
Rentaro-kun?!
**[02:55] Shizuka**
*"I apologize."*
**[02:57] Shizuka**
*"I assumed all students wore uniforms."*
**[03:01] Shizuka**
*"I have brought shame upon this household."*
**[03:03] Rentaro**
You're wrong, Shizuka-chan.
**[03:06] Rentaro**
No high schooler has the modesty to wear
a school swimsuit to a water park, but you do!
**[03:10] Rentaro**
That makes you a national treasure, I say!
**[03:13] Shizuka**
*"S-Such purity in those tears!"*
**[03:19] Rentaro**
Huh? Where's Karane, by the way?
**[03:23] Rentaro**
Oh, there you are.
**[03:25] Rentaro**
What are you doing over...
**[03:29] Rentaro**
Huh?
**[03:30] Rentaro**
Y-You came out in the middle of changing?!
**[03:33] Rentaro**
You have to go back right now!
**[03:35] Rentaro**
I'd rather die than have someone see you naked!
**[03:38] Karane**
I'm not that crazy!
**[03:40] Karane**
It's just... I feel kinda cold.
**[03:42] Karane**
I'll hang out around here,
so you four go have fun.
**[03:46] Rentaro**
If you're sick, don't force yourself.
Should we call it off?
**[03:49] Hakari**
Yeah. We should do this
when we're all up for it.
**[03:53] Karane**
I-It's not that big a deal, okay?!
**[03:57] Nano**
The sunlight there would be
most effective in warming you up.
**[04:00] Nano**
Th-Thanks.
**[04:02] Nano**
But you don't have to worry about me.
**[04:05] Nano**
We aren't close enough for me
to worry about you yet.
**[04:08] Karane**
Wha?!
**[04:08] Nano**
You're being presumptuous.
**[04:10] Karane**
Oh, for...
**[04:11] Karane**
Shaddup! Get outta here already!
**[04:14] Rentaro**
Well, she sure *looks* fine.
**[04:18] Shizuka**
*"I am not suited to naval warfare."*
**[04:22] Shizuka**
*"I wish to keep watch with you."*
**[04:26] Karane**
Listen, I'll be okay, really.
**[04:40] Hakari**
This whirlpool is huge!
**[04:42] Rentaro**
Yeah. I wonder how long a lap is.
**[04:46] Rentaro**
Shizuka-chan? Why are you spinning around?
**[04:49] Shizuka**
*"I fail to understand myself."*
**[04:51] Shizuka**
*"I only know that there is
no escaping this fate."*
**[04:58] Nano**
Is this a survival training venue to
prepare one for unforeseen scenarios?
**[05:05] Rentaro**
Nano?
**[05:08] Rentaro**
Don't you dare swim against the current.
**[05:10] Hakari**
Eek!
**[05:12] Hakari**
The current is so fast here!
**[05:13] Rentaro**
Are you o—
**[05:16] Hakari**
Eek! I'm getting swept away!
**[05:19] Rentaro**
H-Hakari? You're doing this
on purpose, aren't you?
**[05:22] Hakari**
Huh? Whatever could you mean?
**[05:27] Rentaro**
S-S-Stop that, seriously!
**[05:29] Rentaro**
I don't see you all with lecherous eyes!
**[05:34] Rentaro**
Hm? N-Nano?
***SIGN*** Squish <3
***SIGN*** Squish <3
**[05:39] Rentaro**
N-N-N-N-Nano, n-n-n-no!
**[05:43] Nano**
I also wish for you to appreciate
my feminine appeal, Aijo Rentaro.
**[05:47] Nano**
And this is the most efficient method.
**[05:50] Hakari**
Wh-Wh-Wh-What do you think you're doing?!
**[05:52] Hakari**
Well, two can play at that game!
**[05:57] Nano**
Mine are firmer.
**[05:59] Rentaro**
You two...
**[06:00] Hakari**
Wha?! Mine are softer!
**[06:02] Rentaro**
Seriously...
**[06:03] Nano**
Mine are shapelier.
***SIGN*** Squish <3
**[06:05] Rentaro**
Sto...
**[06:05] Hakari**
Mine are bigger!
**[06:07] Hakari**
What do you say, Rentaro-kun?!
**[06:09] Nano**
Whose do you prefer?
**[06:12] Hakari**
He... He's dead!
**[06:19] Nano**
His pulse is faint but present.
**[06:20] Nano**
However, he isn't breathing.
**[06:23] Hakari**
W-We have to save him
by giving him mouth-to-mouth.
**[06:28] Hakari**
*Please, Rentaro-kun, come back to me!*
**[06:34] Nano**
What are you freezing up for? Move.
**[06:37] Nano**
I'll do it.
**[06:39] Nano**
*I won't let you die, Aijo Rentaro.*
**[06:41] Nano**
*I still have much to learn from you!*
**[06:47] Hakari**
This is no time to be fooling around!
**[06:50] Hakari**
We have to save him before it's too late!
**[06:53] Hakari**
Rentaro-kun's going to die...
**[06:55] Hakari**
Rentaro-kun's going to die!
**[06:57] Hakari**
I must give him mouth-to-mouth this time!
**[07:08] Shizuka**
*Where am I?*
**[07:10] Shizuka**
*When I realized I'd been separated from
them, I tried to swim back to them.*
**[07:17] Shizuka**
*But the current has
swept me all the way here.*
**[07:23] Shizuka**
*I should climb out of the pool.*
**[07:33] Narrator**
At that moment, it finally dawned on
Shizuka that she was screwed.
**[07:42] Shizuka**
*"Pray help."*
**[07:44] Shizuka**
*"Pray help."*
**[07:45] Shizuka**
*"Pray help."*
**[07:47] Shizuka**
*"Pray help."*
**[07:49] Shizuka**
*"Pray help."*
**[07:51] Shizuka**
*"Pray help."*
***SIGN*** fssssshhhhh
**[08:01] Narrator**
Date: A fine day in April.
Place: An unnamed water park.
***SIGN*** fshh
**[08:05] Narrator**
Location: An island in
the middle of the whirlpool.
**[08:08] Narrator**
Situation: Shizuka becomes a castaway.
**[08:13] Hakari**
It's not...
**[08:14] Nano**
...working!
**[08:15] Hakari**
I just can't give him...
**[08:17] Nano**
...mouth-to-mouth!
**[08:19] Nano**
At this point, it would be more effective
to ask someone else for help.
**[08:23] Hakari**
You're right.
**[08:25] Hakari**
Eiai-san, we need to find a lifeguard pronto.
**[08:28] Hakari**
A *male* lifeguard!
**[08:30] Nano**
Yes... Let's look for a *male* lifeguard.
**[08:38] Purplehimbo**
Hello, ladies!
**[08:41] Purplehimbo**
Wow, you're cute!
What say we have some fun together?
**[08:45] Hakari**
S-Sorry, we're kind of in a hurry!
**[08:47] Purplehimbo**
Wait up.
**[08:48] Purplehimbo**
Hear me out, will ya?
**[08:50] Purplehimbo**
*Whoo boy! Check out 'em gazongers!*
**[08:52] Purplehimbo**
*And her upper arms look so supple!*
**[08:55] Purplehimbo**
*Legend says that a girl's upper arms
are as soft as her boobs.*
**[09:01] Purplehimbo**
*That means you don't need to
risk reaching out to the rack*
**[09:05] Purplehimbo**
in order to get a free trial
of the goodies, and it's legal!
***SIGN*** ° No it's not
**[09:08] Purplehimbo**
*There was a time I stuck my hand
out of a car going 60 kmph*
***SIGN*** ° This is highly dangerous. Please do not try this at home.
**[09:12] Purplehimbo**
*in order to test out the theory that
the air would feel just like funbags...*
**[09:14] (Flashback) Purplehimbo**
That's a D-cup.
**[09:15] (Flashback) M. Onlooker 1**
If you know, you know.
**[09:16] (Flashback) M. Onlooker 2**
And I know.
**[09:16] (Flashback) F. Onlooker**
Guilty as charged.
**[09:17] Purplehimbo**
*But it was just hot air!*
**[09:19] Himbosis**
Bruh...
**[09:19] Purplehimbo**
*I was left empty-handed.*
**[09:22] Purplehimbo**
*This intellectual pursuit, my thirst for jugs,*
**[09:26] Purplehimbo**
*is my very purpose in life!*
**[09:28] Purplehimbo**
*Now teach me how your tiddy feels, girl!*
**[09:38] Purplehimbo**
Whoa, grabbing my arm?
Not messing around, huh?
**[09:42] Purplehimbo**
Then I'll get right down to
business, too, and cop a f—Uck!
**[09:49] Purplehimbo**
Eyes! My eyes!
**[09:49] Nano**
The most efficient way to dispose of a perv.
**[09:52] Brownhimbo**
Hey.
**[09:53] Brownhimbo**
Don't think you can mess with us
just 'cause yer a girl.
**[09:57] Blondehimbo**
Now we're definitely
not taking no for an answer.
**[10:01] Narrator**
Hakari and Nano under attack by scumbags!
**[10:04] Narrator**
Shizuka is castaway!
**[10:07] Narrator**
Karane claims to be suffering
from a mystery chill!
**[10:10] Narrator**
And Rentaro is on the brink of death!
**[10:12] Girl**
Wow. He dead.
***SIGN*** What's Gonna Happen in the Water Park Arc
**[10:15] Narrator**
What's gonna happen in the water park arc?!
**[10:19] Brownhimbo**
Now we're definitely
not taking no for an answer.
**[10:26] Nano**
Very well.
**[10:27] Nano**
Then I will hang out with you.
**[10:30] Hakari**
What?
**[10:30] Hakari**
Eiai-san?
**[10:32] Nano**
You find a male lifeguard to help
Aijo Rentaro as soon as possible.
**[10:38] Nano**
That's the best solution.
**[10:40] Hakari**
B-But why do you have to take on that role?
**[10:43] Hakari**
You even put yourself
in harm's way to save me earlier.
**[10:47] Nano**
Should anything happen to you,
it would make Aijo Rentaro sad.
**[10:50] Nano**
I wish to avoid that.
**[10:53] Hakari**
Well, Rentaro-kun wouldn't want
anything to happen to you, either!
**[10:58] Nano**
You've been with him longer than me.
**[11:02] Nano**
It is obvious that he would be
more concerned for you.
**[11:07] Brownhimbo**
What are you yakking on about?!
**[11:09] Blondhimbo**
We can do this the easy way or the hard way!
**[11:13] Nano**
I said I will...
**[11:15] Hakari**
Neither of us are hanging out with you!
**[11:19] Nano**
Hanazono Hakari, what are you doing?
**[11:23] Hakari**
Yeah, it's clear
you haven't been dating very long.
**[11:26] Hakari**
Because you don't know
Rentaro-kun well enough yet.
**[11:32] Brownhimbo**
Oh, well, your choice.
**[11:34] Brownhimbo**
Time to do this the hard way, then!
**[11:36] Rentaro**
Stop!
**[11:40] Hakari**
Rentaro-kun?!
**[11:41] Nano**
Aijo Rentaro?
**[11:43] Rentaro**
What do you think
you're doing to my girlfriends?!
**[11:46] Brownhimbo**
Th-This guy's hitting his lines
while stuck in my iron claw!
**[11:51] Brownhimbo**
Girlfriend or whatever, stay out of this!
**[11:54] Brownhimbo**
That bitch blinded my bro!
**[11:57] Hakari**
Th-That's because he tried to grab my arm!
**[12:01] Rentaro**
Okay, we'll pay you back for what Nano did.
**[12:05] Rentaro**
You can have all the fun you want with me!
**[12:08] Brownhimbo**
Who said we wanted to have fun with a dude?!
**[12:11] Brownhimbo**
Tch, whatever.
**[12:13] Brownhimbo**
Which one is your girlfriend?
**[12:15] Brownhimbo**
Take her and scram.
**[12:17] Rentaro**
They're both my girlfriends!
**[12:19] Brownhimbo**
You expect me to believe that?!
**[12:21] Rentaro**
No, they really are both my girlfriends.
**[12:25] Brownhimbo**
Yeah, right. Bullshit.
**[12:28] Brownhimbo**
Then prove it by kissing 'em both.
**[12:33] Brownhimbo**
Not a problem if they're both
your girlfriends, right?
**[12:36] Brownhimbo**
*Caught him with his pants on fire.*
**[12:38] Brownhimbo**
*He ain't gonna kiss some other chick
in front of his girlfriend.*
**[12:42] Rentaro**
Screw that! This isn't some show!
**[12:44] Rentaro**
I could never force them to do something like—
**[13:00] Nano**
Satisfied?
**[13:01] Hakari**
We are both indisputably his girlfriends!
**[13:06] Blondhimbo**
Bro! These guys are crazy!
**[13:09] Brownhimbo**
D-Damn! I didn't know kids
these days were so damn freaky!
**[13:15] Purplehimbo**
What? What's going on?
**[13:16] Purplehimbo**
I can't see a thing!
**[13:18] Brownhimbo**
H-H-H-Hell nah!
We want nothing to do with those hos!
**[13:21] Brownhimbo**
We're outta here!
**[13:22] Rentaro**
Hey, you take that back
right now! I'll end you!
**[13:25] Hakari**
Rentaro-kun!
**[13:27] Hakari**
When did you wake up, Rentaro-kun?
**[13:31] Nano**
And how did you find us?
**[13:32] Rentaro**
Oh, about that...
**[13:34] Karane**
Don't ditch me like that!
**[13:38] Hakari**
Karane-san?
**[13:44] (Flashback) Girls**
Taking a selfie! One, two...
**[13:47] (Flashback) Girls**
Yeah!
**[13:52] (Flashback) Karane**
*Hakari and Eiai? And who are those guys?*
**[13:55] (Flashback) Karane**
*What's going on?
What the heck is Rentaro doing?!*
**[14:00] (Flashback) Karane**
*I think they headed to the whirlpool...*
**[14:04] (Flashback) Karane**
*H-He's dead?!*
**[14:06] (Flashback) Karane**
Hey, what happened to you?
**[14:09] (Flashback) Karane**
Rentaro!
**[14:11] (Flashback) Karane**
Hey, Rentaro!
**[14:12] (Flashback) Karane**
This is no time to be dead!
**[14:15] (Flashback) Karane**
Hakari and Eiai are in trouble.
**[14:17] (Flashback) Rentaro**
What?!
**[14:19] (Flashback) Karane**
That startled me!
Don't just come back to life like that!
**[14:22] (Flashback) Rentaro**
Hakari and Nano are in trouble? Where?!
**[14:25] (Flashback) Karane**
Huh? That...
***SIGN*** Zoom!!!
**[14:27] (Flashback) Karane**
...way.
**[14:30] Rentaro**
So, yeah.
**[14:31] Rentaro**
Karane helped me make it.
**[14:35] Hakari**
My.
**[14:36] Nano**
What an efficient resuscitation method.
**[14:41] Rentaro**
Going for the eyes is amazing.
**[14:42] Rentaro**
Thanks for protecting Hakari, Nano.
**[14:46] Nano**
Well, I know...
**[14:47] Nano**
how much Hanazono Hakari means to you.
**[14:50] Rentaro**
But...
**[14:52] Rentaro**
Don't put yourself at risk like that!
**[14:54] Rentaro**
If anything happened to you,
**[14:56] Rentaro**
I would never...
**[14:59] (Flashback) Hakari**
Because you don't know
Rentaro-kun well enough yet.
**[15:04] Nano**
Okay.
**[15:05] Nano**
I'm sorry, and thank you.
**[15:10] Karane**
Huh?
**[15:10] Karane**
Where's Shizuka, by the way?
**[15:12] Hakari**
Oh, I haven't seen her
since we left the whirlpool.
**[15:16] Rentaro**
What? You mean she could still be
whirling around in that pool?!
**[15:21] Karane**
Yeah, well, it's a whirlpool. That's normal.
**[15:24] Rentaro**
But Shizuka-chan can't swim!
**[15:27] Rentaro**
Sh-She has her floaty ring, but what if...
***SIGN*** Zoom!!!
**[15:31] Rentaro**
Where are you, Shizuka-chan?!
**[15:34] Shizuka**
*"Pray help."*
**[15:45] Shizuka**
*"Pray..."*
**[15:56] Rentaro**
Shizuka-chan!
**[16:00] Rentaro**
Shizuka-chan!
**[16:03] Rentaro**
Shizuka-chan, where are you?!
**[16:07] Rentaro**
I don't see her in this pool.
Did she move to another one?
**[16:13] Shizuka**
*I have to cry out with my own voice.*
**[16:17] Shizuka**
*But...*
**[16:19] Shizuka**
*My voice is too quiet and hard to pick out.*
**[16:23] Shizuka**
*He would never hear it in here.*
**[16:26] Rentaro**
Shizuka-chan! Shizuka-chan!
**[16:36] Shizuka**
H... H... H...
**[16:40] Shizuka**
Hey!
**[16:43] Rentaro**
Shizuka-chan!
**[16:49] Rentaro**
Oh, I'm so glad you're okay.
**[16:53] Rentaro**
Sorry for leaving you alone.
**[16:56] Rentaro**
It's all right now. Come here.
**[17:29] Rentaro**
Sh... Shizuka-chan?
**[17:32] Rentaro**
W-We're in public! How daring!
***SIGN*** Blush...
**[17:41] Hakari**
Oh, great, you found her!
**[17:45] Nano**
Are you okay?
You've been running all over the place.
**[17:48] Rentaro**
Oh, yeah, you're right.
**[17:52] Rentaro**
Okay, I'll take a break, then.
**[17:55] Rentaro**
You guys carry on.
**[17:56] Rentaro**
Are you coming, Karane?
**[17:58] Rentaro**
You're still cold, right?
**[18:00] Karane**
Huh?
**[18:01] Karane**
Y-Yeah... Okay.
**[18:08] Rentaro**
I noticed when we were all talking.
**[18:11] Rentaro**
Karane...
**[18:13] Rentaro**
You kept glancing at Hakari and Nano's chests.
**[18:18] Karane**
Wh-Wha?! I-It's not like I was...
**[18:22] Rentaro**
Once you compared yourself
to them in the changing room,
**[18:24] Rentaro**
you didn't feel confident about
showing off your swimsuit? Is that it?
**[18:29] Karane**
I...
**[18:30] Karane**
I'm telling you, that's not it!
**[18:32] Karane**
I really am cold!
**[18:34] Rentaro**
Then why did you order a melon soda float?
**[18:37] Karane**
Ack!
***SIGN*** Ack
**[18:39] Rentaro**
Yeah, they're both very sexy.
**[18:41] Rentaro**
But they're exceptional for our age.
**[18:45] Rentaro**
You get it, right?
**[18:47] Rentaro**
You and Shizuka-chan
are normal for high school girls.
**[18:51] Rentaro**
It's not something to get hung up over.
**[18:53] Karane**
Shizuka's different!
**[18:55] Karane**
She's tiny and cute.
**[18:58] Karane**
Not like me.
**[19:00] Karane**
I'm tall, and I'm totally
not the cute, dainty type.
**[19:04] Karane**
But I'm not hot or sexy, either.
**[19:09] Rentaro**
Sheesh!
**[19:10] Rentaro**
On your feet, Karane!
**[19:11] Karane**
Yes!
**[19:12] Karane**
Huh? Wh-What?
**[19:16] Karane**
Hey, wait!
***SIGN*** Grab
***SIGN*** Fwip!!
**[19:23] Karane**
Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wha...
**[19:26] Karane**
What are you doing, you sick perv?!
**[19:30] Karane**
And what's with the immovable stone face?!
**[19:34] Rentaro**
Wh...
**[19:34] Rentaro**
What the heck? That looks great on you.
**[19:38] Rentaro**
You're super cute.
**[19:40] Karane**
Huh? Wh-What are you saying?
**[19:43] Rentaro**
Wait, hear me out!
**[19:45] Rentaro**
What I'm trying to say is...
**[19:50] Karane**
Wh... Wha...
**[19:52] Rentaro**
Can you tell how fast
my heart is beating right now?
**[19:56] Rentaro**
I can feel your heart racing, by the way.
**[20:00] Karane**
Y-Your heart's beating faster.
**[20:06] Rentaro**
Right?
**[20:07] Rentaro**
Your heart and mine
are pressed against each other.
**[20:11] Rentaro**
So close, we can feel each other's rhythms.
**[20:13] Rentaro**
I can only get so close with you, Karane.
**[20:18] Rentaro**
It's not about who's better or worse.
**[20:20] Rentaro**
You're all uniquely wonderful.
**[20:23] Rentaro**
If anything,
**[20:25] Rentaro**
I believe you couldn't possibly be
more attractive than you already are.
**[20:32] Rentaro**
So... Still feeling that chill?
**[20:36] Karane**
Nah.
**[20:39] Rentaro**
Shall we go join the others?
**[21:01] Karane**
*I love Rentaro...*
**[21:01] Rentaro**
*Cute.*
**[21:03] Rentaro**
*Karane cute!*
**[21:04] Karane**
*I love him so, so, so much!*
**[21:04] Rentaro**
*Cute, cute, cute!*
**[21:07] Rentaro**
*I love her! I love Karane so, so much!*
**[21:07] Karane**
*I love him more than anything!*
**[21:09] Karane**
*I love Rentaro!*
**[21:11] Karane**
*I love Rentaro so much!*
**[21:14] Rentaro**
We're back.
**[21:17] Nano**
Inda Karane. Have you warmed up now?
**[21:20] Karane**
I-I guess.
**[21:22] Hakari**
Wow, what an adorable swimsuit!
**[21:25] Karane**
Huh? I-It's not...
**[21:27] Hakari**
Oh?
**[21:28] Hakari**
No need to be so shy.
**[21:30] Hakari**
Let me get a better look.
**[21:34] Rentaro**
All right. Now that we're all here...
**[21:38] Rentaro**
Let's get this pool date started for real!
**[21:41] All**
Yeah!
# E7 - Saying Hello to the Chemistry Girl
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G14U490P4/saying-hello-to-the-chemistry-girl)
Translator:
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**[00:01] Karane**
Get a move on, Rentaro!
**[00:03] Hakari**
Today's the day we score those five
limited "Passionate Pair's Pancakes"!
**[00:08] Shizuka**
*"We, the Four Great Lords,
needed to occupy these four lands."*
**[00:12] Rentaro**
Wait, will I have to eat four portions?!
**[00:15] Karane**
Well, duh!
***SIGN*** Krrrack!!
***SIGN*** Chemistry
Lab
**[00:27] Nano**
Blending Rentaro's portions into a drink
will achieve maximum efficiency.
**[00:31] Karane**
Talk about the least grammable image ever!
**[00:33] Hakari**
Let's go!
***SIGN*** The 100 Girlfriends
Who Really, Really, Really, Really, REALLY Love You
***SIGN*** Crossing
***SIGN*** Reminiscing Lunch
***SIGN*** B-Come Tast-E
***SIGN*** I went all-out making lunch this morning <3
***SIGN*** To Rentaro-kun
You might think this is all a bit overblown,
but I'm writing this letter to express how thankful I am for all you do.
Rentaro-kun, thank you so much for always bringing joy into my life.
I've put all my feelings of gratitude into making lunch for you.
Would you eat with me, if you don't mind?
I'll be waiting on the rooftop during lunch break <3
-Hakari
P.S. I believe my figure has become
more shapely these days.
I'm including a photograph
I took recently along with this letter.
Enjoy <3
***SIGN*** To Rentaro!
You'd better come to the rooftop during lunch break!
Promise me you will!!
Don't ask why! Just do it!
I made too many side dishes, is all!
(Though part of it was me hoping you would eat them...)
So don't get the wrong idea! I'm just repaying you here!
We gotta eat lunch together!!!!
- Inda Karane
***SIGN*** To Rentaro-kun
It feels a little strange writing to you
when we see each other all the time.
But I'm much better at expressing
my feelings through writing, so I figured I should
tell you how I constantly feel about you this way.
Thank you truly for always looking out for me
and respecting my feelings.
I will treasure the days I spend with you for life.
Rentaro-kun, do you happen to have time
during lunch break today? If you do,
then I would love to have lunch with you.
-Yoshimoto Shizuka
***SIGN*** When a > 0 and b > 0,
the Rentaro a/b + b/a >= 2 Nano inequation becomes
a/b > 0 and b/a > 0.
With the addition of "Gratitude" and the arithmetic mean of "Lunch,"
we get Rentaro = a/b + b/a >= Lunch 2√(a/b x b/a)
= 2x Happiness
= Nano
Lunch a² + Lunch b² >= 2ab
(a-b)² = If you eat it, it no longer exists
As such, when a = b, lunch will be proven.
***SIGN*** Rentaro, thanks for everything, aye.
It looks like today will be a beautiful day,
so I wanna eat lunch with you, aye!
It'll be delicious for sure, aye!
Note: Heat this area up for a surprise!
***SIGN*** Hngh
***SIGN*** Chemistry Lab
**[02:11] Rentaro**
*Wonder if she's in.*
**[02:14] Rentaro**
*That zing I felt yesterday...
She's a soulmate.*
**[02:20] Rentaro**
Um, excuse me.
**[02:27] Kusuri**
Welcome to Chem Club!
**[02:30] Rentaro**
Huh?
**[02:31] Rentaro**
*She's not here?*
**[02:34] Kusuri**
What is your name?
**[02:36] Rentaro**
Oh, I'm Aijo Rentaro.
**[02:38] Kusuri**
Rentaro? Good you're here.
**[02:41] Kusuri**
I'm in the Chem Club.
Name's Yakuzen Kusuri, aye?
**[02:44] Rentaro**
"Aye"?
**[02:45] Rentaro**
*Never heard anyone say that in real life.*
**[02:48] Kusuri**
How about some tea for you, aye?
**[02:51] Rentaro**
By beaker? Teaker!
**[02:53] Rentaro**
Oh, don't mind me. I was only...
**[02:56] Kusuri**
You're lucky!
**[02:57] Kusuri**
Kusuri just finish developing fantastic drug!
**[03:03] Rentaro**
Uh, I'm not here to join the club.
I'm just looking for somebody.
**[03:07] Kusuri**
Sip on that tea and wait, aye?
**[03:09] Rentaro**
Again...
**[03:11] Kusuri**
No peeking! Sit over there and wait!
**[03:14] Rentaro**
*O-Okay, she's not having it.*
**[03:20] Rentaro**
*I guess I'll see what she has in store.*
**[03:24] Rentaro**
*But I dunno...*
**[03:25] Rentaro**
*If it's too advanced, I won't even
know what's special about it.*
**[03:30] Kusuri**
Ta-da!
**[03:32] Kusuri**
Human Magnet Medicine!
**[03:34] Rentaro**
Nobel Prize winners
ain't got nothing on this!
**[03:37] Kusuri**
You know how when you stick nail to magnet,
**[03:40] Kusuri**
the nail become magnet for a while?
**[03:44] Rentaro**
Oh, yeah...
**[03:45] Kusuri**
Put simply, this a magnet in drink form.
***SIGN*** Iron
**[03:48] Kusuri**
Drinking this take the iron
in your blood, like that nail,
**[03:51] Sign**
Magnet
**[03:54] Kusuri**
and make it into magnet.
**[03:56] Rentaro**
I... see?
**[03:57] Kusuri**
Drink and find out!
***SIGN*** Fwip
**[03:59] Rentaro**
*I'm* drinking this?!
**[04:01] Kusuri**
Never feel the practical effects
of drug until you try it.
**[04:06] Kusuri**
Like...
**[04:07] Kusuri**
M*th is a good example, aye?
**[04:09] Rentaro**
You know what m*th is like?!
**[04:12] Kusuri**
Honestly interesting chemical. Want to try.
**[04:16] Rentaro**
Not even once!
**[04:18] Kusuri**
Anyway, drink up!
**[04:25] Rentaro**
W-Wow.
**[04:27] Rentaro**
My body really is acting like a magnet.
**[04:30] Kusuri**
Heh-heh. This be the power
of drug Kusuri invents!
**[04:35] Kusuri**
Oh, warning, that drug cause
**[04:38] Kusuri**
three day and night of unimaginable
constipation, so be ready.
**[04:42] Rentaro**
The heck did you make me drink?!
**[04:44] Kusuri**
But wait, there's more.
**[04:46] Kusuri**
When Kusuri drinks drug
with opposite pole as yours...
**[05:01] Kusuri**
Hee hee hee. Opposite attract.
**[05:07] Rentaro**
*Wh-What...*
**[05:09] Rentaro**
*What is this adorable little angel?!*
**[05:13] Kusuri**
By the way...
**[05:14] Kusuri**
Drink the same drug, and you stick
upside-down and can't be shown on TV.
**[05:20] Rentaro**
There was no need to share that information!
**[05:22] Kusuri**
Hm? Huh?
**[05:24] Kusuri**
Magnetism stronger
than expected. Can't get away.
**[05:28] Rentaro**
What?
**[05:29] Kusuri**
Is fine. Effect wears off in ten minutes.
**[05:33] Rentaro**
Oh, that's good.
**[05:37] Kusuri**
Wait, was holding in pee forever.
**[05:40] Rentaro**
Are you stupid?!
**[05:41] Rentaro**
A-Are you gonna pee
while you're stuck to me?!
**[05:45] Kusuri**
Can't be bothered
going to toilet during experiment.
**[05:47] Kusuri**
But is fine.
**[05:49] Kusuri**
Always wear diapers,
so no problem going here and now.
**[05:54] Rentaro**
I see nothing but problems!
**[05:55] Kusuri**
Can't hold it in anymore.
**[05:57] Kusuri**
Oh.
**[05:59] Rentaro**
Stop it!
**[06:01] Rentaro**
Something is awakening inside me!
**[06:06] Kusuri**
Effect finally wore off.
**[06:09] Kusuri**
See now, Rentaro? Chemistry is amazing.
**[06:14] Kusuri**
Kusuri loves to make
wonderful drug like this!
**[06:18] Kusuri**
And there's more!
**[06:20] Kusuri**
The Night-Vision Medicine.
**[06:23] Kusuri**
The Ventriloquism Medicine.
**[06:25] Kusuri**
What else...
**[06:27] Kusuri**
Size-Up and Size-Down Medicine.
**[06:29] Rentaro**
*She really does love it.*
**[06:30] Kusuri**
Oh, and Gender Swap Medicine, too!
**[06:33] Rentaro**
*She's sparkling with joy in my eyes.*
**[06:37] Rentaro**
*Wait, no!*
**[06:38] Rentaro**
*I'm here to find the soulmate
I saw yesterday.*
**[06:42] Rentaro**
*And... yet...*
**[06:45] Rentaro**
*Why am I getting so worked up over her?*
**[06:50] Kusuri**
Rentaro, my boy...
**[06:52] Kusuri**
You're bamboozled by Kusuri's cuteness, aye?
**[06:56] Rentaro**
How'd you know?
**[06:57] Kusuri**
Truth is, that tea you drank before...
**[07:01] Kusuri**
was dosed with love potion!
**[07:03] Rentaro**
What?!
**[07:06] Kusuri**
You see, Kusuri...
**[07:11] Kusuri**
fell for Rentaro at first sight!
**[07:14] Kusuri**
Love you, Rentaro!
**[07:15] Kusuri**
We should go out, aye?
**[07:18] Rentaro**
Huh?
**[07:19] Kusuri**
*Heh. Rentaro can't refuse
after drinking love potion.*
**[07:24] Rentaro**
Bleurgh!
**[07:25] Kusuri**
Bleurgh, you say?!
**[07:28] Kusuri**
A girl professes her love,
and you go "bleurgh"?!
**[07:30] Kusuri**
Rude! Have you no tact?!
**[07:34] Rentaro**
Says the girl who just took
a leak while hugging me!
**[07:39] Rentaro**
That's not it. I'm trying
to throw up the love potion.
**[07:44] Kusuri**
*But why? He should be in love...*
**[07:47] Kusuri**
*Got the mix wrong?*
**[07:49] Kusuri**
*No, worse.*
**[07:52] Kusuri**
*H-He hates the idea of going out
with Kusuri that much?*
**[08:01] Kusuri**
Love you so much, though!
**[08:04] Kusuri**
Is Kusuri not your type? Damn it all!
**[08:08] Kusuri**
Have drug that can fix that!
**[08:09] Rentaro**
No!
**[08:11] Rentaro**
I want to be myself, not drugged up,
**[08:15] Rentaro**
when I accept your feelings!
**[08:20] Rentaro**
Aba ba ba ba ba!
**[08:21] Kusuri**
Aba ba ba ba ba?!
**[08:23] Rentaro**
Aba ba ba ba ba!
**[08:26] Kusuri**
*His body rejects the drug!*
**[08:29] Kusuri**
*Did Kusuri cause overdose
with intensity of feelings?*
**[08:31] Kusuri**
*Make drug too strong?*
**[08:34] Kusuri**
Rentaro!
**[08:36] Kusuri**
Neutralizer! Medicine-Reversing Medicine!
**[08:38] Kusuri**
Drink this!
**[08:42] Kusuri**
N-No...
**[08:43] Kusuri**
*Convulsion too strong. He can't take it.*
**[08:48] Kusuri**
*No choice left.*
**[08:49] Kusuri**
*Gotta force it in!*
**[09:07] Kusuri**
Phew, convulsion stopped.
**[09:11] Kusuri**
But now, the love potion effect is gone...
**[09:18] Rentaro**
Huh?
**[09:21] Rentaro**
Then why are you still
so mind-boggingly cute?
**[09:26] Kusuri**
Huh?
**[09:28] Rentaro**
Huh?
**[09:34] Kusuri**
*The drug's effect is gone, no doubt.*
**[09:37] Kusuri**
*What if... Rentaro's body rejected drug*
**[09:40] Kusuri**
*because he already liked Kusuri?*
**[09:42] Kusuri**
*His heart was already full! Maximum love?*
**[09:47] Kusuri**
R-Rentaro!
**[09:49] Rentaro**
Y-Yes?
**[09:50] Kusuri**
Beg you! Go out with me!
**[09:53] Rentaro**
Down on *both* knees?!
**[09:55] Kusuri**
Love you too much! Super-duper love!
**[09:57] Kusuri**
Somehow as much as drugs!
**[09:59] Kusuri**
Will do whatever you want, so please!
**[10:02] Rentaro**
Wait, wait, wait!
Come on, raise your head, please...
**[10:09] Rentaro**
Huh?
**[10:10] Rentaro**
What?
**[10:14] Rentaro**
What?!
**[10:17] Rentaro**
Th-The girl from yesterday!
**[10:21] Kusuri**
Ah, right.
**[10:23] Kusuri**
Must've drank neutralizer
when giving it to you by mouth.
**[10:29] Rentaro**
And it neutralized what?
**[10:32] Kusuri**
This is how Kusuri actually looks, aye aye.
**[10:35] Kusuri**
A failed immortality drug made me small.
**[10:40] Rentaro**
She was doing big-bad research!
**[10:42] Kusuri**
Can only turn back for less than an hour.
**[10:46] Kusuri**
Oh, by the way, I'm actually
a third-year and president of Chem Club.
**[10:52] Rentaro**
Huh? You're a senpai?!
**[10:54] Kusuri**
Well, this form comes with
poor vision and long hair.
**[10:58] Kusuri**
Prefer to be small for experiments, aye aye.
**[11:03] Rentaro**
*So she's a senpai and really
the girl from yesterday...*
**[11:08] Rentaro**
*And my soulmate?*
**[11:08] Kusuri**
Aye!
**[11:09] Rentaro**
*Which means...*
**[11:09] Kusuri**
Aye aye.
**[11:11] Rentaro**
I would be deeply honored to go out with you!
**[11:13] Kusuri**
UNNO Reverse?!
**[11:15] Kusuri**
Yay! I'm so happy to hear it, aye aye.
**[11:21] Rentaro**
*She sticks close at this size, too?*
**[11:23] Rentaro**
*Help!*
**[11:24] Kusuri**
Oh, need to change diapers.
**[11:27] Rentaro**
Please don't mention diapers
when you look like that!
**[11:30] Rentaro**
And that's the whole story.
**[11:33] Rentaro**
Could I have your permission to make
Yakuzen Kusuri-san my newest girlfriend—
**[11:38] Kusuri**
Heya!
**[11:39] Kusuri**
Yakuzen Kusuri's the name!
Good to know ya, aye!
**[11:42] Nano**
Dating multiple partners at once
to achieve optimal efficiency.
**[11:45] Nano**
Genius.
**[11:46] Rentaro**
It's not for efficiency or anything, okay?!
**[11:49] Karane**
Okay, so tell us a bit more about yourself.
**[11:53] Kusuri**
Sure! You see, Kusuri...
***SIGN*** Melt <3
**[11:55] Sign**
Drool
**[11:55] Kusuri**
really, really, *really* loves drugs, aye.
**[11:58] Karane**
Are we sure she's okay?!
**[12:01] Rentaro**
It's fine.
She says she hasn't tried m*th yet.
**[12:03] Karane**
That's the least convincing "fine" ever!
**[12:07] Rentaro**
By the way, she only looks
like this because of a drug.
**[12:09] Rentaro**
She's actually a third-year.
**[12:12] Karane**
Girl needs rehab!
**[12:14] Kusuri**
Brought drugs for everyone today.
**[12:18] Kusuri**
For Karane, Bust-Biggening Medicine.
**[12:21] Karane**
What's that supposed to mean?!
**[12:22] Kusuri**
Huh? Don't want it?
**[12:24] Kusuri**
I-In that case...
**[12:26] Kusuri**
Un-Twistify Medicine!
**[12:28] Karane**
Again, what does that mean?!
**[12:29] Kusuri**
Femininification Medicine!
**[12:32] Karane**
What the hell?!
**[12:33] Karane**
Where'd you do your research on me?
What's your source?
**[12:36] Kusuri**
Rentaro told me.
**[12:38] Karane**
You're the worst!
Is that what you think of me?!
**[12:42] Karane**
Rentaro, you dickhead! I hate you!
**[12:44] Kusuri**
Wait, no! Rentaro was like,
"Karane is slender and beautiful."
**[12:49] Kusuri**
"Shy and cute," is what I heard.
**[12:52] Karane**
Sorry... I didn't mean it...
**[12:55] Karane**
I don't hate you or anything, okay?
**[12:58] Karane**
Did it hurt?
**[13:00] Rentaro**
Don't worry.
**[13:01] Rentaro**
It actually felt good
being in the Boston Karane.
**[13:04] Kusuri**
A masochist, aye?
**[13:05] Kusuri**
For Hakari, Hot Stuff Medicine.
**[13:09] Hakari**
To make me more sexy?
**[13:11] Hakari**
*I-If I can seduce Rentaro-kun with this...*
**[13:25] Rentaro**
I can't hold back!
**[13:27] Hakari**
Oh, dear!
**[13:29] Hakari**
*...maybe we can get down and dirty.*
**[13:33] Hakari**
Down the hatch!
**[13:34] Rentaro**
Hakari? You should be a bit more cautious...
**[13:40] Kusuri**
Close call.
**[13:42] Hakari**
Thank you...
**[13:44] Hakari**
Huh? I feel all sweaty.
**[13:48] Hakari**
What's happening? My clothes!
**[13:52] Kusuri**
Drug that makes your sweat melt your clothes.
**[13:55] Kusuri**
Nothing sexier than a birthday suit.
**[13:57] Hakari**
What?!
**[13:58] Hakari**
This is far too indecent!
**[14:01] Rentaro**
Hakari!
**[14:02] Rentaro**
Take my sweats!
**[14:03] Rentaro**
I wore them for P.E.,
but it's better than nothing!
**[14:07] Hakari**
Th-Thank you very much!
***SIGN*** Sniff
Sniff
***SIGN*** Sniff
Sniff
**[14:15] Hakari**
*Rentaro-kun... Rentaro-kun's...*
**[14:17] Hakari**
*Rentaro-kun-worn sweats!*
**[14:21] Hakari**
Won't my sweat melt this, too?
**[14:24] Kusuri**
Drug only works once.
***SIGN*** Huff... Puff...
**[14:29] Hakari**
Good job, Professor Kusuri!
***SIGN*** Sniff Sniff
**[14:33] Hakari**
Sniff, sniff!
**[14:35] Kusuri**
For the storybook lover Shizuka,
**[14:37] Kusuri**
the BunBun Fantasy Medicine.
**[14:41] Shizuka**
*"I am most grateful."*
**[14:50] Rentaro**
Peak cuteness!
**[14:53] Rentaro**
I am most grateful!
**[14:55] Shizuka**
*"I am unworthy of such praise."*
**[14:57] Rentaro**
This is amazing.
**[14:59] Rentaro**
It's like a movie costume.
**[15:02] Rentaro**
Huh? Sorry! You felt that?
**[15:07] Shizuka**
*"A gate to an unexplored realm."*
**[15:09] Shizuka**
*"A novel sensation."*
**[15:11] Rentaro**
Oh, kinda like this?
***SIGN*** Rentaro did not
quite get it
**[15:16] Rentaro**
Then...
**[15:18] Rentaro**
Tickle, tickle!
**[15:19] Shizuka**
*"B-Bossman!"*
**[15:22] Shizuka**
*"This be the Shangri-La of our dreams?!"*
**[15:28] Kusuri**
For the efficient Nano, Hair-Control Medicine.
**[15:31] Kusuri**
Hair like extra arms she can freely use!
**[15:35] Nano**
Increased efficiency. Not bad.
**[15:39] Rentaro**
She drank it already. Not a second wasted.
**[15:42] Nano**
Aijo Rentaro, there is dirt on your face.
**[15:47] Rentaro**
That smelled nice!
**[15:58] Nano**
I like it.
**[16:00] Rentaro**
Me, too.
**[16:01] Kusuri**
More where that came from, aye.
**[16:03] Kusuri**
Each vial works ten minutes,
**[16:07] Kusuri**
but the second one onward increases
the risk of going bald, so careful.
**[16:11] Rentaro**
A heavy price to pay!
**[16:14] Nano**
Going bald would reduce time
spent on maintenance.
**[16:17] Rentaro**
Nano? A-Are you sure?
**[16:19] Nano**
I mean, you would love me
even when I'm bald, would you not?
**[16:24] Rentaro**
Of course!
**[16:25] Rentaro**
Whether you're bald, or fat,
**[16:27] Rentaro**
or possessed by an alien,
I'd still love you!
**[16:31] Nano**
The last one would no longer be me.
**[16:33] Rentaro**
But...
**[16:35] Rentaro**
I love this beautiful hair of yours, too.
**[16:44] Nano**
I have no need for this drug.
**[16:46] Kusuri**
Aww, it's fun, though!
**[16:50] Karane**
Well, I guess these drugs
have got their uses.
**[16:54] Kusuri**
Right? Drugs are the best, aye!
**[16:57] Karane**
N-Not that I care,
**[16:59] Karane**
but how would I have looked if I'd
taken that "Bust-Biggening Medicine"?
**[17:04] Kusuri**
Here's an illustration of effect.
**[17:07] Karane**
*Swole!*
**[17:08] Karane**
Those are pecs!
**[17:10] Kusuri**
Making plenty more like these.
**[17:12] Kusuri**
But maximum effort goes into the one for
applying to the dream research team!
**[17:18] Nano**
Research team?
**[17:20] Kusuri**
It's Kusuri's dream, aye!
**[17:22] Kusuri**
Want to join that research team
and make all sort of amazing drugs!
**[17:26] Shizuka**
"What a beautiful vision."
**[17:31] Rentaro**
What's wrong, Kusuri-senpai?
**[17:33] Kusuri**
Suddenly felt the urge to pee.
**[17:36] Kusuri**
Oh, well. Wearing diaper, after all.
**[17:39] Rentaro**
Use the restroom!
**[17:42] Kusuri**
Boo.
**[17:43] Rentaro**
Right back at you!
**[17:45] Hakari**
Oh, I'll pour the tea, then.
**[17:49] Kusuri**
Tea's different for Rentaro
and the rest, so be careful, aye?
**[17:54] Rentaro**
What do you mean, for me?
**[17:58] Kusuri**
W-Well, different blend for boys and girls.
**[18:04] Rentaro**
Whatever! Go to the restroom!
**[18:07] Kusuri**
A-Anyway...
**[18:08] Kusuri**
Look at bottles, and it's obvious!
**[18:12] Hakari**
Er...
**[18:14] Hakari**
There's a big one and a small one, so...
***SIGN*** For five
**[18:16] Sign**
For one
**[18:17] Hakari**
I think?
**[18:22] Kusuri**
Back.
**[18:24] Rentaro**
Okay, now that everyone's here,
**[18:26] Rentaro**
let's eat!
**[18:26] Others**
Let's eat!
**[18:26] Kusuri**
Let's eat, aye.
**[18:30] Karane**
These cookies aren't bad.
**[18:32] Shizuka**
"A sweet seduction."
**[18:33] Nano**
Store-bought. Efficient.
**[18:36] Hakari**
Is that praise?
**[18:38] Nano**
It is.
**[18:41] Kusuri**
*Yak, yak, I did it!*
**[18:43] Kusuri**
*Huh?*
**[18:43] Kusuri**
*O-Oh no!*
**[18:46] Kusuri**
*This tea is for Rentaro!*
**[18:48] Kusuri**
*Why?*
**[18:49] Kusuri**
*Made sure to split the bottles
for boys and girls!*
***SIGN*** Brutalist
***SIGN*** For Boys
***SIGN*** Chic
***SIGN*** For Girls
**[18:54] Kusuri**
Everyone! Wrong tea!
**[18:57] Kusuri**
Spit it out!
**[18:59] Kusuri**
Hurry! Hurry up and bleurgh!
**[19:02] Rentaro**
Come on, they're just different flavors.
**[19:06] Kusuri**
Th-That's not it!
**[19:07] Kusuri**
That tea...
**[19:08] Kusuri**
had the
Uncontrollable-Urge-to-Kiss-Lover Medicine
**[19:13] Kusuri**
planned to give to Rentaro
to get me smoochies!
**[19:17] Rentaro**
What?!
**[19:18] Kusuri**
Not like back then...
**[19:21] Kusuri**
Wanted to kiss you for real!
**[19:25] Rentaro**
Wh-What...
**[19:28] Rentaro**
I don't need some drug
to make me want to kiss you!
**[19:34] Kusuri**
Rentaro!
**[19:37] Kusuri**
Mwah...
**[19:41] Rentaro**
Uh, Karane?
**[19:44] Rentaro**
Her heartburn can cause death by fire!
**[19:47] Rentaro**
Kusuri-senpa—
**[19:48] Hakari**
Kiss...
**[19:51] Nano**
Kiss.
**[19:52] Rentaro**
G-Girls?
**[20:00] Rentaro**
Kusuri-senpai!
**[20:01] Karane**
Kiss.
**[20:04] Rentaro**
What's gotten into you all?
**[20:06] Kusuri**
Owie...
**[20:10] Kusuri**
*Gone and done it again...*
**[20:20] Kusuri**
*Keep messing up!*
**[20:26] Kusuri**
Run, Rentaro!
**[20:31] Kusuri**
That's the drug's side effect.
**[20:34] Rentaro**
Wait,
**[20:35] Rentaro**
you wanted me to turn into that?
**[20:37] Kusuri**
No, drug's not safe for girls!
**[20:42] Kusuri**
Male libido makes boys
want to get physical, bump uglies.
**[20:48] Kusuri**
But female libido seeks intimacy,
emotional pleasure—
**[20:51] Kusuri**
that is kissing!
**[20:53] Rentaro**
R-Really?
**[20:55] Kusuri**
So...
**[20:56] Kusuri**
Not meant to increase the urge
for kisses even more.
**[21:01] Kusuri**
Nothing but the desire to kiss
remains in these four.
**[21:05] Kusuri**
Their brain don't limit them,
giving superhuman strength!
**[21:11] Kusuri**
Unable to think about anything but
kissing the person they love most,
**[21:15] Kusuri**
they wander in search for his lips...
**[21:17] Kusuri**
They are kiss zombies!
**[21:20] Shizuka**
"Kissy."
**[21:21] Hakari**
Kissy.
**[21:21] Karane**
Kissy.
**[21:22] Nano**
Kissy.
**[21:23] Kusuri**
No escape from their powerful
arms if they catch you.
**[21:28] Kusuri**
You'll be stuck
being kissed with them forever!
**[21:31] Rentaro**
What?
**[21:34] Rentaro**
That...
**[21:35] Rentaro**
*just sounds like paradise!*
**[21:38] All**
Kiss.
**[21:39] Kusuri**
By the way, if not given the Medicine-Reversing
Medicine before the drug circulates,
**[21:44] Kusuri**
they stay like this the rest of their lives.
**[21:46] Rentaro**
Their personality gets erased?!
**[21:49] Rentaro**
How long until the drug circulates
throughout their bodies?
**[21:52] Kusuri**
Depends on person, but around an hour!
**[21:57] Rentaro**
We need to give them
the Reversing Medicine before then...
**[22:00] Hakari/Karane**
Kissy kiss!
**[22:01] Nano/Shizuka**
Kiss!
**[22:02] Narrator**
And so began Rentaro and the girls'
game of Resident Hazard: Kissage!
# E8 - Kiss Zombie Panic
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GJWU29G1Q/kiss-zombie-panic)
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**[00:03] (Flashback) Kusuri**
Welcome to Chem Club!
**[00:05] Narrator**
Aijo Rentaro's newest soulmate:
**[00:10] Narrator**
the shrinking and growing,
**[00:14] Narrator**
drug-loving president of Chem Club,
**[00:17] Narrator**
Yakuzen Kusuri.
**[00:19] Narrator**
However, the drug that
she concocted for Rentaro,
**[00:24] Narrator**
the Uncontrollable-Urge-to-Kiss-Lover Medicine,
**[00:28] Narrator**
was accidentally consumed by Hakari,
Karane, Shizuka and Nano...
**[00:37] (Flashback) Hakari**
Kiss.
**[00:39] (Flashback) Shizuka**
*"Kiss."*
**[00:41] Narrator**
...turning them into kiss zombies.
**[00:45] (Flashback) Kusuri**
By the way, if not given the Medicine-Reversing
Medicine before the drug circulates,
**[00:51] (Flashback) Kusuri**
they stay like this the rest of their lives.
**[00:52] (Flashback) Rentaro**
Their personality gets erased?!
**[00:54] (Flashback) Hakari/Karane**
Kissy kiss!
**[00:55] (Flashback) Nano/Shizuka**
Kiss!
**[00:58] Narrator**
And so began Rentaro and the girls'
game of Resident Hazard: Kissage!
**[01:06] Kusuri**
Run, Rentaro!
**[01:07] Zombies**
Kissy...
**[01:08] Rentaro**
But...
**[01:09] Kusuri**
Hurry up!
**[01:16] Zombies**
Kissy... kiss...
**[01:18] Kusuri**
Can't make four doses of neutralizer here.
**[01:22] Kusuri**
Gotta get away from the four
kiss zombies and head to the chem lab!
**[01:27] Rentaro**
Gotcha.
**[01:29] Kusuri**
Hurry!
**[01:30] Rentaro**
Girls...
**[01:32] Rentaro**
I promise we'll bring you back!
**[01:34] Zombies**
Kissy...
**[01:38] Hakari**
Kiss.
***SIGN*** The 100 Girlfriends
Who Really, Really, Really, Really, REALLY Love You
***SIGN*** Crossing
***SIGN*** Reminiscing Lunch
***SIGN*** B-Come Tast-E
***SIGN*** I went all-out making lunch this morning <3
***SIGN*** To Rentaro-kun
You might think this is all a bit overblown,
but I'm writing this letter to express how thankful I am for all you do.
Rentaro-kun, thank you so much for always bringing joy into my life.
I've put all my feelings of gratitude into making lunch for you.
Would you eat with me, if you don't mind?
I'll be waiting on the rooftop during lunch break <3
-Hakari
P.S. I believe my figure has become
more shapely these days.
I'm including a photograph
I took recently along with this letter.
Enjoy <3
***SIGN*** To Rentaro!
You'd better come to the rooftop during lunch break!
Promise me you will!!
Don't ask why! Just do it!
I made too many side dishes, is all!
(Though part of it was me hoping you would eat them...)
So don't get the wrong idea! I'm just repaying you here!
We gotta eat lunch together!!!!
- Inda Karane
***SIGN*** To Rentaro-kun
It feels a little strange writing to you
when we see each other all the time.
But I'm much better at expressing
my feelings through writing, so I figured I should
tell you how I constantly feel about you this way.
Thank you truly for always looking out for me
and respecting my feelings.
I will treasure the days I spend with you for life.
Rentaro-kun, do you happen to have time
during lunch break today? If you do,
then I would love to have lunch with you.
-Yoshimoto Shizuka
***SIGN*** When a > 0 and b > 0,
the Rentaro a/b + b/a >= 2 Nano inequation becomes
a/b > 0 and b/a > 0.
With the addition of "Gratitude" and the arithmetic mean of "Lunch,"
we get Rentaro = a/b + b/a >= Lunch 2√(a/b x b/a)
= 2x Happiness
= Nano
Lunch a² + Lunch b² >= 2ab
(a-b)² = If you eat it, it no longer exists
As such, when a = b, lunch will be proven.
***SIGN*** Rentaro, thanks for everything, aye.
It looks like today will be a beautiful day,
so I wanna eat lunch with you, aye!
It'll be delicious for sure, aye!
Note: Heat this area up for a surprise!
***SIGN*** Hngh
**[03:22] Rentaro**
Now's our chance to get to the chem lab.
**[03:27] Kusuri**
They headed us off.
**[03:29] Kusuri**
Anything to slow them down?
**[03:32] Kusuri**
Oh, this is...
**[03:35] Kusuri**
The Melt-Ya-Face-Off Medicine!
**[03:38] Rentaro**
You are not using that!
**[03:41] Rentaro**
Let's take a detour!
**[03:43] Kusuri**
Aye, got it!
**[03:47] Zombies**
Kissy...
**[03:56] Rentaro**
*They're fast.*
**[03:57] Rentaro**
*Must be part of the superhuman abilities
they gained due to their loss of reason.*
**[04:00] Viceprincipal**
Running in my halls?!
**[04:03] Rentaro**
Vice Principal?!
**[04:05] Viceprincipal**
Pardon my French!
**[04:07] Kusuri**
Gah! Monster!
**[04:14] Rentaro**
Vice Principal!
**[04:15] Kusuri**
I apologize, aye.
**[04:17] Viceprincipal**
The foundation I spent three hours applying...!
**[04:22] Viceprincipal**
It's melting!
**[04:23] Rentaro**
The abyss stares back!
**[04:25] Viceprincipal**
My true form will be revealed to the humans!
**[04:30] Rentaro**
I don't think it's working.
**[04:32] Kusuri**
Kusuri's drug was stopped by some foundation?
**[04:35] Kusuri**
No way!
**[04:36] Rentaro**
That's what's bothering you?!
**[04:38] Viceprincipal**
Scree! I must restore my makeup!
**[04:39] Rentaro**
Science can't beat monsters.
That's how the world works.
**[04:42] Rentaro**
Let's go.
**[04:43] Kusuri**
The acids... the psience!
**[04:46] Viceprincipal**
Coming through.
**[04:48] Nano**
Kiss kissy kiss kiss. Kissy kiss.
**[04:50] Others**
Kisser.
**[04:55] Rentaro**
They split up?
**[04:56] Rentaro**
*So they're planning to pincer us?*
**[05:01] Rentaro**
*Wait, the girls are trying to kiss me, right?*
**[05:06] Rentaro**
Kusuri-senpai, let's split up, too.
**[05:10] Kusuri**
Gotcha.
**[05:16] Shizuka**
*"Kiss. Kiss."*
**[05:18] Rentaro**
*I knew it. She's coming after me.*
**[05:20] Rentaro**
*Shizuka-chan isn't as fast as the others.*
**[05:24] Rentaro**
*Her limiter may be off, but it's all still
based on her original physical abilities.*
**[05:28] Rentaro**
*I'll get away from her before
the other three can surround me.*
**[05:32] Shizuka**
*"Kiss."*
**[05:34] Rentaro**
Shizuka-chan!
**[05:37] Rentaro**
Oh, no! Your forehead's all red!
You need to get to the nurse's office now!
**[05:41] Shizuka**
*"Kiss."*
**[05:43] Rentaro**
It's okay. You'll be all right.
**[05:52] Rentaro**
Okay, time to get you treated.
***SIGN*** Away On Research Leave
**[05:56] Rentaro**
On leave?!
**[05:57] Rentaro**
Screw that! This is an emergency!
**[06:06] Rentaro**
Thanks for holding up your bangs.
**[06:08] Rentaro**
We cooled it and applied a pain-relief patch.
You'll be fine now.
**[06:11] Rentaro**
Pain, pain, go away.
**[06:14] Shizuka**
*"Kiss."*
**[06:24] Rentaro**
Oh, right! I forget we were
in the middle of Resident Hazard!
**[06:28] Rentaro**
I messed up!
**[06:31] Rentaro**
Sh-Shizuka...
**[06:33] Shizuka**
*"Kiss."*
**[06:43] Rentaro**
*I-It keeps going.*
**[06:47] Rentaro**
Sh-Shiz...
**[07:06] Rentaro**
*I-It's over.*
**[07:09] Rentaro**
*I can't even think straight...*
**[07:16] Rentaro**
No! I have to get you back to normal!
**[07:30] Rentaro**
Sorry, Shizuka-chan.
**[07:32] Rentaro**
I'll fix this somehow, I promise.
**[07:36] Rentaro**
So hang in there!
**[07:42] Shizuka**
*"Kiss."*
**[07:44] Shizuka**
*"Kiss."*
**[07:50] Karane**
Kiss!
**[07:50] Hakari**
Kissy-kun!
**[07:53] Rentaro**
Gotta change course.
**[07:56] Hakari**
Kissy-san!
**[07:57] Karane**
Kissy, kiss it!
**[07:59] Hakari**
Kiss!
**[08:00] Karane**
Kiss!
**[08:04] Hakari**
Kissy...
**[08:07] Karane**
...kiss kiss!
**[08:09] Rentaro**
Kara-pult...
***SIGN*** Kara-pult
& Hurl-kari
**[08:10] Hakari**
Kiss!
**[08:11] Rentaro**
...Hurl-kari!
**[08:15] Rentaro**
Agh! We're not in an All Japan
Pro Wrestling Tag League, you know?!
**[08:22] Rentaro**
Hakari... Karane...
**[08:26] Hakari**
Kiss.
**[08:32] Karane**
Kiss.
**[08:35] Hakari**
Kiss...
**[08:37] Karane**
Kiss...
**[08:39] Hakari**
Kiss...
**[08:41] Karane**
Kiss...
**[08:42] Rentaro**
*No... My mind's going blank again...*
**[08:47] Rentaro**
*Unlike Shizuka-chan,*
**[08:49] Rentaro**
*they're too strong to push away...*
**[08:52] Hakari**
Kissey!
**[08:53] Karane**
Kiss's kiss kissem?
**[08:56] Hakari**
Kiss kisses kiss kiss kissy!
**[08:58] Karane**
Kiss kissy kiss kiss, kisser!
**[09:00] Rentaro**
*Jeez, they're fighting again.*
**[09:03] Rentaro**
*Even as kiss zombies, they're the same as ever.*
**[09:09] Rentaro**
*Even as kiss zombies?*
**[09:11] Rentaro**
*These two are the same?*
**[09:15] Rentaro**
*That means...*
**[09:16] Hakari**
Kissy kiss!
**[09:18] Karane**
Kiss kiss, kiss!
**[09:19] Hakarikarane**
Kissy...
**[09:33] Hakari**
Kissy kiss...
**[09:36] Karane**
Kissy kiss kiss.
**[09:40] Hakarikarane**
Kiss.
**[09:42] Rentaro**
*Let's go!*
**[09:44] Rentaro**
*That's right. The girls drank the
Uncontrollable-Urge-to-Kiss-Lover Medicine.*
**[09:51] Rentaro**
*And the two of them are
so close, they fight every day...*
**[09:55] Rentaro**
*They're tough lovers!*
**[09:58] Rentaro**
*We did share a three-way kiss, after all!*
**[10:01] Rentaro**
*I knew I could count on you two!*
**[10:04] Narrator**
Rentaro was not immune
to jumping to conclusions.
**[10:09] Rentaro**
*L-Look at 'em kiss zombies go.*
**[10:12] Rentaro**
*Things are heating up by the second.*
**[10:14] Rentaro**
Wait, this is no time to be staring!
I gotta get to the chem lab!
***SIGN*** Chemistry Lab
**[10:30] Rentaro**
*Okay, I made it somehow.*
**[10:34] Rentaro**
*Did Kusuri-senpai make it here o—*
**[10:36] Rentaro**
*Kay?!*
**[10:38] Rentaro**
*What's Nano doing in the lab?*
**[10:40] Rentaro**
*This is bad!*
**[10:42] Rentaro**
*I can't get away!*
**[10:46] Nano**
Kiss kiss!
**[10:51] Nano**
Kiss...
**[10:56] Rentaro**
*I managed to hide,*
**[10:58] Rentaro**
*but it's only a matter of time
before she finds me.*
**[11:01] Rentaro**
*But there's still hope!*
**[11:04] Rentaro**
*We've split up.*
**[11:06] Rentaro**
*If Kusuri-senpai takes this chance
to sneak into the lab...*
**[11:10] Kusuri**
Whew! Couldn't breathe!
**[11:13] Rentaro**
*Kusuri-senpai!*
**[11:16] Narrator**
All hope was lost.
**[11:22] Rentaro**
Kusuri-senpai!
**[11:23] Rentaro**
Wh-What are you doing here?
**[11:26] Kusuri**
Tried to enter chem lab, but Nano spotted me,
**[11:29] Kusuri**
so Kusuri hide here!
**[11:31] Kusuri**
Now she going around
looking for Kusuri. Can't get out.
**[11:37] Rentaro**
But why?
**[11:39] Rentaro**
Nano should be looking for me,
the person she wants to kiss.
**[11:42] Kusuri**
Maybe Nano realized we
on the same team.
**[11:48] Rentaro**
*Right. She was the one who gave
the order to flank us, too.*
**[11:52] Rentaro**
*Being a kiss zombie hasn't completely
taken away her intelligence.*
**[11:58] Rentaro**
*Damn it! At this rate,
she'll find and capture us both!*
**[12:02] Kusuri**
Eureka.
**[12:04] Kusuri**
Rentaro run and lure Nano away.
**[12:07] Kusuri**
Kusuri take that chance to sneak into chem lab.
**[12:11] Rentaro**
I thought about that, too...
**[12:13] Rentaro**
But making a break for it after hiding
would look too suspicious.
**[12:18] Rentaro**
It would be obvious that I ran out
expecting to be caught.
**[12:21] Rentaro**
And she'd realize that I was
a decoy to lure her away.
**[12:26] Rentaro**
That would be the same
as telling her that you're in here.
**[12:32] Rentaro**
*Damn it!*
**[12:34] Rentaro**
*What do I do? What can I do?*
**[12:36] Rentaro**
*If we don't act quick,
it'll be too late to reverse the drug!*
**[12:39] Rentaro**
*I gotta do something to save them,
no matter what!*
**[12:45] Kusuri**
It always be like this...
**[12:49] Kusuri**
Kusuri always be like this.
**[12:52] Kusuri**
Think of nothing but drugs,
make trouble for everyone else.
**[12:59] Kusuri**
Already lost all the Chem Club
members, and yet...
**[13:08] Rentaro**
Senpai...
**[13:09] Kusuri**
The others are one thing, but...
**[13:12] Kusuri**
But Kusuri loves you! Don't want to be
hated by you or cause trouble for you!
**[13:20] Kusuri**
Enough is enough. Kusuri will...
**[13:23] Kusuri**
stop developing drugs forever!
**[13:27] Rentaro**
Senpai...
**[13:28] Kusuri**
So, so sorry, Rentaro!
**[13:33] Kusuri**
Rentaro, this game of Resident Hazard is over.
**[13:38] Kusuri**
Is fine. In case of emergency,
Kusuri always have
**[13:43] Kusuri**
a single dose of the reversing medicine!
**[13:46] Rentaro**
*I see!*
**[13:47] Rentaro**
*At first, we needed four doses
of the reversing medicine.*
**[13:52] Rentaro**
But now, one dose is enough to turn Nano
back to normal and get into the lab!
**[13:52] Nano**
Kiss.
***SIGN*** A wild Kiss Zombie Nano appeared!
***SIGN*** Nano went back to normal!
**[13:58] Rentaro**
You're a genius, Kusuri-senpai!
**[14:00] Kusuri**
Indeed, aye!
**[14:02] Rentaro**
But why?!
**[14:03] Rentaro**
Wait, wait! Stop, Senpai!
**[14:06] Kusuri**
Huh?
**[14:07] Kusuri**
Argh! Wh-What are you doing?!
**[14:10] Rentaro**
That's what I wanna know!
**[14:12] Rentaro**
Wasn't that dose for Nano?!
**[14:14] Kusuri**
Ah! Good idea!
**[14:16] Rentaro**
More like the only idea!
**[14:19] Kusuri**
Well, Kusuri...
**[14:22] Kusuri**
thought it'd be easy to enter the lab in this
form because Nano doesn't know about it.
**[14:28] Kusuri**
Why the red face, Rentaro? Is there a problem?
**[14:32] Rentaro**
I-I mean...
**[14:35] Rentaro**
We're all up-close and personal...
**[14:39] Kusuri**
However, only got a mouthful
of reversing medicine.
**[14:43] Kusuri**
Effect will wear off soon.
**[14:45] Kusuri**
If Kusuri turns back into a kid
while making more, Nano might find...
**[14:52] Kusuri**
Could tie Nano up and immobilize her.
**[14:55] Rentaro**
C-Can you really do that?
**[14:58] Kusuri**
Possible if I surprise her in this form.
**[15:02] Kusuri**
Gotta act fast before the drug wears off.
**[15:10] Nano**
Kiss!
**[15:16] Nano**
Kissingless.
**[15:17] Rentaro**
*All right. She's not interested.*
**[15:20] Rentaro**
*She might actually be able to pull it off.*
**[15:23] Nano**
Kissy kiss?
**[15:25] Nano**
Kiss...
**[15:28] Kusuri**
Uh...
**[15:29] Kusuri**
Kusuri just a passerby, aye aye.
**[15:32] Rentaro**
You just gave it away!
**[15:34] Kusuri**
Bud ow id she kno?!
**[15:37] Rentaro**
*Damn it!*
**[15:39] Rentaro**
*Is this it?*
**[15:41] Rentaro**
*With Senpai captured, we have no way
of making the reversing medicine!*
**[15:45] Rentaro**
*What do I do?*
**[15:46] Rentaro**
*What do I do?!*
**[15:53] Nano**
Kiss kiss.
**[15:54] Kusuri**
Enawo?!
**[15:56] Rentaro**
*Don't get caught!*
**[15:57] Rentaro**
*Run, run, run! For my life!*
**[16:01] Rentaro**
*So what if she's a kiss zombie with
no reason or limiter holding her back?*
**[16:04] Rentaro**
*I'll take off my limiters, too!*
**[16:07] Rentaro**
*With my unending love for these girls!*
**[16:37] Rentaro**
She's breaking open the door?
**[16:49] Nano**
Kissed kissu.
**[16:52] Rentaro**
Nano!
**[17:16] Nano**
Kiss.
**[17:28] Nano**
Kiss.
***SIGN*** Fin.
**[18:25] Kusuri**
Nano!
**[18:35] Kusuri**
Now when she wakes up,
she'll be back to normal, aye.
**[18:39] Rentaro**
I'm so glad... you made it, Kusuri-senpai.
**[18:44] Kusuri**
You planned this all out, Rentaro?
**[18:48] Rentaro**
Uh, I wouldn't call it a plan.
**[18:51] Rentaro**
That was all I could think of.
**[18:55] Rentaro**
I lured Nano away from there,
**[18:58] Rentaro**
ran around to buy time, and waited...
**[19:02] Rentaro**
Waited for the mouthful of reversing
medicine that you took to wear off.
**[19:07] Rentaro**
Then your body would shrink and untie itself.
**[19:10] Kusuri**
Oh, right!
That's how Kusuri got outta there, aye?!
**[19:13] Rentaro**
Wait, you hadn't realized?!
**[19:15] Kusuri**
Uh, thought that maybe you'd used
some kinda Melt-Ya-Ropes-Off Medicine.
**[19:20] Rentaro**
Anyway, let's hurry up and give the other
three the reversing medicine, too.
**[19:26] Kusuri**
Yes, aye!
***SIGN*** Nurse's Office
**[19:32] Hakari**
Where am I?
**[19:35] Karane**
I-It's not like I was dozing off
or anything, okay?!
**[19:38] Nano**
What was I doing?
**[19:40] Nano**
Why did I do that to Aijo Rentaro?
**[19:43] Shizuka**
"My deepest apologies."
**[19:45] Rentaro**
Girls!
**[19:47] Hakari**
Rentaro-kun!
**[19:48] Hakari**
I'm truly sorry!
**[19:50] Hakari**
How could I do something so—
**[19:54] (Flashback) Hakari/Karane**
Kiss.
**[19:56] Hakari**
H-Huh?
**[19:58] Hakari**
S-Sorry, but I can't remember anything!
**[20:03] Hakari**
Right, Karane-san?!
**[20:05] Hakari**
Y-You don't remember anything, either, right?
**[20:07] Karane**
Wait, what?
**[20:09] Karane**
Like Nano and Shizuka, I remember every—
**[20:12] (Flashback) Hakarikarane**
Kiss.
**[20:13] (Flashback) Kusuri**
Take the reversing medicine!
**[20:15] (Flashback) Rentaro**
You two are way too into each other!
**[20:19] Karane**
O-Oh!
**[20:21] Karane**
Y-You're right. My memory's gone, too!
**[20:25] Hakari**
Thought as much!
**[20:28] Hakari**
Can't remember a thing!
**[20:30] Karane**
Right! It's almost funny!
**[20:31] Rentaro**
*Good, good. Sharing a secret
has brought them even closer.*
**[20:36] Kusuri**
This was all Kusuri's fault!
**[20:40] Kusuri**
So sorry, aye!
**[20:42] Kusuri**
Kusuri's drug turned you all into zombies...
**[20:49] Kusuri**
Sorry! Sorry!
**[20:52] Kusuri**
So, so sorry!
**[20:55] Karane**
Kusuri...
**[20:56] Hakari**
Kusuri-senpai.
**[20:57] Shizuka**
"Drug Master."
**[20:59] Rentaro**
Yeah, your drug did turn them into zombies,
**[21:03] Rentaro**
but it was also your drug
that brought them back.
**[21:07] Rentaro**
So it all evens out, right?
**[21:11] Kusuri**
But... but...
**[21:13] Rentaro**
I'll fix anything with you.
**[21:16] Rentaro**
Whatever messes
your drugs create in the future,
**[21:21] Rentaro**
I'll fix them for you, no matter what!
**[21:25] Kusuri**
Rentaro?
**[21:27] Rentaro**
So stop talking about
abandoning your drug research!
**[21:33] Rentaro**
For me...
**[21:34] Rentaro**
The passion you show for the things you love
**[21:37] Rentaro**
is part of why I love you, Kusuri-senpai!
**[21:42] Nano**
*Lovely.*
**[21:43] Shizuka**
*So dreamy.*
**[21:45] Karane**
*He is such a Chad.*
**[21:48] Hakari**
*I'm so wet right now.*
**[21:50] Kusuri**
Rentaro...
**[21:52] Kusuri**
Kusuri... Kusuri...
**[21:56] Kusuri**
really, really, really, really,
*really* loves drugs and you!
# E9 - The Holy War of Love and Soul
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UD29J0/the-holy-war-of-love-and-soul)
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**[00:33] Rentaro**
Wow, amazing!
***SIGN*** Lovezono Flower Park
**[00:36] Rentaro**
So this is the Lovezono Flower Park!
**[00:39] Nano**
A splendid facility for efficiently
observing multiple species of plants.
**[00:43] Kusuri**
Gonna collect nectar
for new drug research, aye!
**[00:47] Shizuka**
*"A view reserved for the highest nobles."*
**[00:47] Kusuri**
Flower, flower, flower!
**[00:50] Kusuri**
Nectar, nectar, nectar!
**[00:54] Rentaro**
This is the greatest date spot.
**[00:57] Rentaro**
Thanks for bringing us, Hakari.
**[00:59] Hakari**
I'm glad to hear you like it.
**[01:01] Hakari**
I wanted to come here with you, too.
**[01:05] Hakari**
There's something I'd like us to do—
**[01:08] Pa**
*The monthly "Bouquet Toss"
event will begin shortly.*
**[01:12] Rentaro**
Bouquet toss?
**[01:12] Pa**
*Guests who'd like to participate,
please assemble in the central plaza.*
**[01:13] Hakari**
It's one of the biggest
attractions in the park.
**[01:16] Hakari**
Whoever catches the bouquet can wear a wedding
dress adorned with the park's flowers
**[01:20] Hakari**
and have a special photoshoot
with their loved one.
***SIGN*** Lovezono Flower Park Main Event Bouquet Toss
**[01:22] Rentaro**
What? We have to take part!
**[01:25] Kusuri**
Whoa! Gotta do it!
**[01:27] Karane**
Wedding dress photo... with Rentaro!
**[01:30] Shizuka**
*"Here is" "a vow of eternal love."*
**[01:32] Nano**
Efficient.
**[01:34] Hakari**
*That wedding dress has been
my dream since I was little.*
**[01:41] Hakari**
*A scene, filled with love,
that I always wanted for myself.*
**[01:45] Hakari**
*And today is the day
I make that dream come true!*
***SIGN*** The 100 Girlfriends
Who Really, Really, Really, Really, REALLY Love You
***SIGN*** Crossing
***SIGN*** Reminiscing Lunch
***SIGN*** B-Come Tast-E
***SIGN*** I went all-out making lunch this morning <3
***SIGN*** To Rentaro-kun
You might think this is all a bit overblown,
but I'm writing this letter to express how thankful I am for all you do.
Rentaro-kun, thank you so much for always bringing joy into my life.
I've put all my feelings of gratitude into making lunch for you.
Would you eat with me, if you don't mind?
I'll be waiting on the rooftop during lunch break <3
-Hakari
P.S. I believe my figure has become
more shapely these days.
I'm including a photograph
I took recently along with this letter.
Enjoy <3
***SIGN*** To Rentaro!
You'd better come to the rooftop during lunch break!
Promise me you will!!
Don't ask why! Just do it!
I made too many side dishes, is all!
(Though part of it was me hoping you would eat them...)
So don't get the wrong idea! I'm just repaying you here!
We gotta eat lunch together!!!!
- Inda Karane
***SIGN*** To Rentaro-kun
It feels a little strange writing to you
when we see each other all the time.
But I'm much better at expressing
my feelings through writing, so I figured I should
tell you how I constantly feel about you this way.
Thank you truly for always looking out for me
and respecting my feelings.
I will treasure the days I spend with you for life.
Rentaro-kun, do you happen to have time
during lunch break today? If you do,
then I would love to have lunch with you.
-Yoshimoto Shizuka
***SIGN*** When a > 0 and b > 0,
the Rentaro a/b + b/a >= 2 Nano inequation becomes
a/b > 0 and b/a > 0.
With the addition of "Gratitude" and the arithmetic mean of "Lunch,"
we get Rentaro = a/b + b/a >= Lunch 2√(a/b x b/a)
= 2x Happiness
= Nano
Lunch a² + Lunch b² >= 2ab
(a-b)² = If you eat it, it no longer exists
As such, when a = b, lunch will be proven.
***SIGN*** Rentaro, thanks for everything, aye.
It looks like today will be a beautiful day,
so I wanna eat lunch with you, aye!
It'll be delicious for sure, aye!
Note: Heat this area up for a surprise!
***SIGN*** Hngh
***SIGN*** Lovezono Flower Park Main Event Bouquet Toss
**[03:23] Rentaro**
W-Wow, that's a big crowd.
**[03:26] Hakari**
It really is.
**[03:27] Cpt Gorilla**
You louts!
**[03:29] Cpt Gorilla**
Catch that bouquet at all costs
and win the photoshoot for me and Yuu-kun!
**[03:34] Sub Gorillas**
Yes, Captain!
**[03:39] Rentaro**
What's up with them?
***SIGN*** Gorilla Syndicate
**[03:41] Nano**
The Gorilla Syndicate,
**[03:42] Nano**
a Japanese biker gang
established in the early 21st century.
**[03:46] Rentaro**
Thank you, Nanopedia.
**[03:48] Hakari**
It seems we won't have the luxury
of fighting among ourselves.
**[03:53] Hakari**
Why don't we work together for now,
**[03:54] Hakari**
and then draw lots to pick
who gets the photoshoot later?
**[03:58] Karane**
Sounds good.
**[03:59] Nano**
Efficient.
**[04:00] Shizuka**
*"Just for today, okay?"*
**[04:00] Kusuri**
Okay?
***SIGN*** Go Ri Lla
**[04:01] Sub Gorillas**
Go, go, Gorilla!
**[04:05] Sub Gorillas**
Gorilla! Syndicate! Gorilla! Syndicate!
**[04:09] Rentaro**
Man, they're super into it.
And there are so many people.
***SIGN*** Gorilla Syndicate
**[04:14] Rentaro**
Maybe Shizuka-chan should
stay back and root for us?
**[04:17] Karane**
Good call, with her height.
We don't want her swallowed up by the crowd.
**[04:21] Shizuka**
*"As you wish."*
**[04:23] Rentaro**
As for Kusuri-senpai...
**[04:24] Kusuri**
S'all good.
**[04:30] Sub Gorillas**
Go, go, Gorilla!
**[04:30] Kusuri**
Should be fine now, aye aye.
**[04:32] Rentaro**
Yeah.
**[04:33] Sub Gorillas**
Gorilla! Syndicate! Gorilla! Syndicate!
**[04:34] Rentaro**
It'd be great to have a flag like theirs.
**[04:38] Rentaro**
Oh, I know!
**[04:40] Rentaro**
I've got a towel and a marker!
**[04:42] Karane**
Why do you even have that stuff?
***SIGN*** Rentaro Family
***SIGN*** Rentaro Family
**[04:48] Rentaro**
What do you think?
**[04:50] Hakarikusuri**
*Family!*
**[04:51] Nanoshizuka**
*Family!*
**[04:51] Karane**
We're a...
**[04:53] All**
*...family!*
**[04:53] Karane**
*It's so good, hngh!*
**[04:56] Rentaro**
Rentaro Family!
**[04:57] Rentaro**
Let's go get it!
**[04:59] All**
Yeah!
***SIGN*** Lovezono Flower Park Main Event Bouquet Toss
***SIGN*** Go
***SIGN*** Rentaro Family
***SIGN*** Rentaro Family
**[05:11] Sub Gorilla A**
What is this adorable creature?
**[05:12] Sub Gorilla B**
Cute!
**[05:13] Sub Gorillas**
I wanna take it home!
**[05:16] Pa**
The bouquet toss is about to begin.
**[05:18] Pa**
Naturally, physical attacks against
other participants are banned.
**[05:22] Pa**
And here we have today's guest,
who will toss the bouquet:
**[05:25] Pa**
former international shot putter,
**[05:28] Pa**
the Supersonic Arm,
**[05:30] Pa**
Baba An!
**[05:32] Baba**
Hi!
**[05:34] Rentaro**
The vice principal?!
**[05:36] Rentaro**
I knew she was an ex-athlete,
but her sport was shot put?
**[05:38] Karane**
Every sport was her sport, apparently.
**[05:40] Rentaro**
Is she even human?
**[05:42] Baba**
Mmm... wah!
**[05:45] Pa**
M-Miss Baba, what are your
thoughts going into this?
***SIGN*** Emcee
**[05:48] Baba**
I hope the bouquet leaves the atmosphere
so that nobody here gets to be happy.
**[05:52] Rentaro**
The words of a tosser!
Just not a bouquet tosser!
**[05:54] Pa**
Thank you. Let's get right to it.
**[05:56] Pa**
Three!
**[05:57] Pa**
Two!
**[05:58] Pa**
One! Let's go!
**[05:58] Baba**
Time to get my money and call a host over!
**[06:03] Guy**
Over there?
**[06:03] Girl**
Run!
**[06:05] Karane**
Rentaro!
**[06:06] Rentaro**
Yeah.
**[06:07] Rentaro**
That one's not landing for a while.
**[06:12] Rentaro**
What? I thought physical attacks were banned.
**[06:15] Cpt Gorilla**
This ain't violence
against other participants, ook!
**[06:18] Cpt Gorilla**
We Gorilla Syndicate
members are just holding...
**[06:21] Cpt Gorilla**
training here, ook!
**[06:23] Rentaro**
Whoa!
**[06:24] Rentaro**
What?!
**[06:25] Cpt Gorilla**
Ain't against the rules, ook!
**[06:27] Pa**
Wh-What...
**[06:28] Cpt Gorilla**
Right?
**[06:29] Pa**
R-Right!
**[06:31] Cpt Gorilla**
Ook, ook, ook!
**[06:32] Cpt Gorilla**
Keep your distance
if you don't wanna be bonked!
**[06:36] Rentaro**
Hakari!
**[06:39] Hakari**
Karane-san!
**[06:40] Karane**
If you're gonna bend the rules like that...
**[06:46] Karane**
I'm joining the Gorilla Syndicate
as of this moment!
**[06:50] All**
*Sh-She's so awesome!*
**[06:52] Karane**
Come on!
**[06:53] Karane**
I'll join this training session or whatever!
**[06:56] Cpt Gorilla**
What's with this strength?
**[06:58] Cpt Gorilla**
You're like a gorilla, ook!
**[06:59] Karane**
Like you can talk!
**[07:01] Karane**
I'll hold off this gorilla.
**[07:03] Karane**
You guys get that bouquet.
**[07:04] Rentaro**
Gotcha.
**[07:08] Cpt Gorilla**
Now! Do it!
**[07:11] Sub Gorillas**
Gorilla Syndicate Maneuver!
**[07:13] Sub Gorillas**
Gorricane!
**[07:17] Cpt Gorilla**
Ook! The bouquet is ours!
**[07:21] Rentaro**
No! They're gonna win!
**[07:23] Guy**
Look at the sky!
**[07:25] Girl**
It's a bird!
**[07:26] Guy**
It's a plane!
**[07:27] Rentaro**
No...
**[07:28] Rentaro**
It's Shizuka-chan!
**[07:30] Rentaro**
*Right. Shizuka-chan was standing
next to their cheer squad.*
**[07:33] Rentaro**
*Smack dab in the eye of the hurricane.*
**[07:37] Rentaro**
*Between her feather-light body*
**[07:39] Rentaro**
*and the towel taking the wind,
she got blown away like a paraglider!*
**[07:44] Rentaro**
What is she, a flower fairy?!
**[07:49] Shizuka**
*"Seize victory by my hand!"*
**[07:51] Rentaro**
She got it!
**[07:58] Rentaro**
Oh, no! She let go of the towel
and lost her glider!
**[08:01] Shizuka**
*"I don't wanna die yet, bossman."*
**[08:03] Hakari**
Shizuka-san!
**[08:04] Kusuri**
We gotta catch her!
**[08:06] Nano**
Her estimated landing point is... here.
**[08:08] Rentaro**
No! You'll all get hurt if you try to
catch her falling from that height!
**[08:13] Hakari**
Shizuka-san!
**[08:13] Kusuri**
Shizuka!
**[08:13] Nano**
Yoshimoto Shizuka!
**[08:17] Rentaro**
God-given airbags?!
**[08:19] Hakari**
No! She rebounded...
**[08:21] Hakari**
and is still falling at full speed!
**[08:28] Rentaro**
Ow... Phew, I made it.
**[08:32] Shizuka**
*"B-Bossman! Marry me!"*
**[08:36] Cpt Gorilla**
Ook! Damn it, ook!
**[08:40] Cpt Gorilla**
Ook?
**[08:41] Karane**
I owe you.
**[08:43] Karane**
Thanks for fighting me here.
**[08:46] Karane**
You really bailed me out.
**[08:49] Cpt Gorilla**
This is... friendship through girl power!
**[08:53] Karane**
*I'm really...*
**[08:54] Karane**
*really glad.*
**[08:56] Karane**
*Glad I wasn't there.*
***SIGN*** Mountain
***SIGN*** Mountain
**[08:59] Karane**
*So, so glad.*
***SIGN*** Valley...
**[09:04] Rentaro**
The Rentaro Family...
**[09:06] Rentaro**
wins!
**[09:08] Shizuka**
*"She gave a hearty laugh."*
**[09:10] Hakari**
Now, let's decide who'll get
the photoshoot with Rentaro-kun.
**[09:15] Hakari**
Luckily, I always bring lots in case
there's a surprise game of Simon Says!
**[09:19] Karane**
Of all the things to carry around
all the time... you horny pink girl!
**[09:22] Hakari**
The one with the red mark
on the end is the winner.
**[09:27] Hakari**
*Yes, it's all going just as planned.*
**[09:30] Hakari**
*I knew how tough the bouquet toss would
be and that we'd have to cooperate to win.*
**[09:34] Hakari**
*I knew all along.*
**[09:36] Hakari**
*This drawing of lots, which I
suggested before the bouquet toss,*
**[09:40] Hakari**
*is the key to my master plan!*
**[09:42] Hakari**
*The winning stick is marked
by a tiny cut on the visible end.*
**[09:47] Hakari**
*A "chopped stick"!*
**[09:49] Hakari**
*However, it would be too
suspicious if I drew first and won.*
**[09:55] Hakari**
*So the plan is to have
someone else draw before I do.*
**[10:00] Hakari**
*And who will it be?*
**[10:03] Hakari**
*It's you, Nano-san!*
**[10:06] Hakari**
*In her quest for efficiency,
she'll pick the one closest to her.*
**[10:11] Hakari**
*Thus, if I stop shuffling when
the winning stick is farthest from her,*
**[10:15] Hakari**
*there's zero chance she'll pick it!*
**[10:18] Hakari**
*I'm sorry, everyone.*
**[10:20] Hakari**
*But I must make that dream
of mine come true today!*
**[10:24] Hakari**
Would you like to start us off, Nano-san?
**[10:27] Nano**
It would be more efficient
if we all drew at once.
**[10:31] Hakari**
*I miscalculated!*
**[10:33] Hakari**
*No way... Her thirst for efficiency
exceeds my wildest expectations!*
**[10:39] Hakari**
*Is she even human?!*
**[10:42] Nano**
Missed.
**[10:42] Kusuri**
Say it ain't so!
**[10:42] Shizuka**
*"Ugh. Life sucks, and then you die."*
**[10:46] Hakari**
Woo-freakin'-hoo!
**[10:47] Hakari**
*Yay, I win!*
**[10:49] Karane**
You're saying the quiet part out loud again.
**[10:52] Hakari**
*Yes... yes!*
**[10:54] Hakari**
*My dream really is coming true!*
**[10:59] Kusuri**
Kusuri wanted to wear that flowery dress
and take a pic with Rentaro, too!
**[11:03] Rentaro**
Oh, look, the chemist is salty.
**[11:05] Rentaro**
It's fine. You'll have plenty of chances.
**[11:08] Rentaro**
Let's come back next month, okay?
**[11:10] Kusuri**
No! Not going home without that photo!
**[11:13] Hakari**
*Ah, right. Of course.*
**[11:17] Hakari**
*Someone else should take the photo, not me.*
**[11:22] Hakari**
*That way, she and Rentaro-kun
can look back on it as a fond memory.*
**[11:28] Kusuri**
...aye!
**[11:30] Hakari**
Kusuri-senpai.
**[11:31] Kusuri**
Rentaro!
**[11:31] Hakari**
If you want it so much, you can
have the photoshoot instead of me.
**[11:36] Rentaro**
Huh?
**[11:36] Karane**
W-Wait, what, Hakari?
Do you have a fever or something?
**[11:41] Kusuri**
Thanks! I love you, Hakari!
**[11:53] Kusuri**
A-Actually, never mind.
**[11:56] Hakari**
Huh?
**[11:57] Hakari**
Why? You don't have to hold back.
**[12:00] Kusuri**
No, it's not that.
**[12:02] Kusuri**
Kusuri love both Rentaro and Hakari.
**[12:06] Kusuri**
Watching two favorite people take
a photo together would be very fun, aye.
**[12:13] Kusuri**
Sorry for being a baby.
**[12:18] Karane**
Well, go get it over with already.
**[12:22] Hakari**
Hey, uh, why don't we
all take the photo together?
**[12:26] Karane**
What? We've got like
a billion group shots already.
**[12:30] Hakari**
Yeah, but... I'd really like
everyone to be in this one.
**[12:35] Photographer**
Here we go.
**[12:37] Photographer**
Smile, everyone.
**[12:40] Photographer**
Three, two, one...
**[12:51] Kusuri**
Can't wait to see it!
**[12:54] Karane**
They said they'd print it out immediately.
**[12:57] Hakari**
Thank you, Rentaro-kun.
**[13:01] Hakari**
It's always been my dream
**[13:04] Hakari**
to wear this dress and take
a photo with the one I love.
**[13:10] Hakari**
From the moment I met you, all the way to now,
**[13:13] Hakari**
every day has been filled with happiness,
**[13:16] Hakari**
like I was living out a fantasy.
**[13:19] Rentaro**
Oh, my. I feel the same way.
**[13:23] Rentaro**
Thanks for everything, Hakari.
**[13:25] Hakari**
May I make just one selfish request?
**[13:30] Rentaro**
What, just one?
I'll fulfill every request you have.
**[13:38] Hakari**
Rentaro-kun, please...
**[13:44] Hakari**
Please break up with me.
**[13:50] Rentaro**
*What's the meaning of this, Hakari?*
**[13:53] (Flashback) Hakari**
Please break up with me.
**[13:56] Rentaro**
*Anyway, I need to know why.*
**[13:58] Rentaro**
*I should talk to her and figure out the reason.*
**[14:02] Rentaro**
Huh? Where's Hakari?
**[14:05] Staff**
Your girlfriend?
She said she had urgent business and left.
**[14:08] Staff**
As soon as I handed her the photo,
a car came to pick her up.
**[14:11] Kusuri**
Urgent business? Peeing?
**[14:13] Karane**
She's not you.
**[14:15] Kusuri**
Huh? Kusuri not the only one who pees.
**[14:17] Kusuri**
What you talking about, aye?
**[14:19] Nano**
Did something happen?
**[14:20] Shizuka**
*"Oh, how I worry."*
**[14:22] Rentaro**
It's nothing. I'll try calling her.
**[14:26] Kusuri**
Do you not pee, Karane?
**[14:27] Rentaro**
*I shouldn't make them worry when
I don't have the details yet.*
**[14:28] Nano**
There's a 99% chance that she does.
**[14:31] Karane**
What's the other 1% for?
**[14:32] Shizuka**
*"Tell me. Are you not human?"*
**[14:33] Rentaro**
*Okay, she's not answering.*
**[14:35] Rentaro**
*That leaves just one other option...
the thing she randomly sent me.*
**[14:39] Rentaro**
*Her sexy pin-up collection had a return
address on the back of the envelope.*
**[14:47] Rentaro**
I-It's huge.
**[14:49] Rentaro**
A pond in the yard?
**[14:51] Rentaro**
A fountain?!
**[14:52] Rentaro**
Talk about a storybook mansion.
**[14:56] Rentaro**
Hakari!
**[14:58] Rentaro**
Hey, Hakari! Hey!
**[15:02] Rentaro**
Hakari!
**[15:03] Rentaro**
Hey!
**[15:06] Rentaro**
What? Is she telling me to get down?
**[15:08] Security**
Who's there?
**[15:14] Security**
Guess it was nothing.
**[15:18] Rentaro**
*Wh-What the heck? She's got a security guard?!*
***SIGN*** Unknown Number
**[15:26] Rentaro**
Hello?
**[15:27] Hakari**
*It's me.*
**[15:28] Rentaro**
Hakari!
**[15:29] Hakari**
*There's no time. Please make it quick.*
**[15:33] Rentaro**
*That's a landline.*
**[15:35] Rentaro**
*Where's her cellphone?*
**[15:37] Rentaro**
*There's no way I could accept
a sudden breakup without a reason.*
**[15:42] Rentaro**
*I seriously love you!*
**[15:44] Hakari**
A reason? I fell out of love with you, is all.
**[15:49] Hakari**
So please accept it and move on, Aijo-kun.
**[15:56] Rentaro**
*Don't lie to me.*
**[15:58] Rentaro**
*I can tell, obviously.*
**[16:00] Rentaro**
I'm not going anywhere
until you tell me what's going on.
**[16:05] Hakari**
*Mother found out.*
**[16:08] Hakari**
*About us... About all of us.*
**[16:11] Rentaro**
*About how I'm going out with all of them?*
**[16:15] Hakari**
I told her how faithful you are,
**[16:19] Hakari**
how we're all... how I'm as happy
as I could be with our relationship.
**[16:23] Hakari**
I told her everything.
**[16:26] Hakari**
*But she took away my phone and arranged for
me to transfer schools and move tomorrow.*
**[16:31] Hakari**
*Even I don't know where.*
**[16:33] Rentaro**
What? That's crazy!
**[16:35] Hakari**
*That's just how Mother is.*
**[16:38] Hakari**
She has no trouble using her money
to bend everything to her will.
**[16:44] Hakari**
Even if we do meet again somehow,
**[16:46] Hakari**
she'll tear us apart,
as many times as it takes.
**[16:49] Hakari**
*Our days together are over.*
**[16:53] Hakari**
*Forever and ever.*
**[16:56] Rentaro**
*B-But...*
**[16:58] Hakari**
I've told you the truth.
**[17:00] Hakari**
Now go...
**[17:03] Rentaro**
Hakari!
**[17:04] Hahari**
*Never approach Hakari again.*
**[17:07] Hahari**
*I can get rid of a teenaged rat
like you anytime I wish.*
**[17:12] Rentaro**
*This voice...*
**[17:13] Rentaro**
Uh, Hakari's mom!
**[17:15] Rentaro**
Wait, please hear me out!
Please let me talk to you!
**[17:20] Rentaro**
I beg you, let me state my case!
**[17:21] Security**
You there!
**[17:22] Security**
What are you yelling about?!
**[17:24] Rentaro**
I was just trying to see
the people who live here.
**[17:27] Security**
Hm?
**[17:28] Security**
You're Aijo Rentaro,
the young miss's ex-boyfriend.
**[17:32] Security**
The missus warned us never to let you in.
**[17:34] Rentaro**
It's important! Please!
**[17:36] Security**
Are you trying to get arrested?!
**[17:38] Security**
Give it up!
**[17:40] Security**
There's a lot in this world you can't change.
**[17:43] Security**
Especially when you're just a kid.
**[17:49] Hahari**
Did I not make myself clear, Hakari?
**[17:51] Hahari**
I told you to stay away from him.
**[17:53] Hakari**
Please, Mother! Let this go!
**[17:58] Hahari**
If you can't listen to your mother,
**[18:00] Hahari**
I'll be forced to send him somewhere far,
far away, where nobody will ever see him.
**[18:07] Hakari**
I'm sorry!
I swear I'll never disobey you again!
**[18:11] Hakari**
So please, don't do anything to Rentaro-kun!
**[18:15] Hakari**
I beg you, please!
**[18:18] Hahari**
Yes, Hakari. That's the way.
**[18:20] Hahari**
Everything I do, I do for your good.
**[18:25] Hahari**
*Oh, my dear Hakari.*
**[18:28] Hahari**
*My sweet, sweet Hakari.*
**[18:31] Hahari**
*I'll never let some five-time maggot
who'll only bring you sorrow have you.*
**[18:36] Hahari**
*Any insect that threatens
my dearest flower will be exterminated.*
**[18:44] (Flashback) Hakari**
*Our days together are over.*
**[18:49] (Flashback) Hahari**
*I can get rid of a teenaged rat
like you anytime I wish.*
**[18:54] (Flashback) Security**
*There's a lot in this world you can't change.*
**[18:57] (Flashback) Security**
*Especially when you're just a kid.*
**[19:06] Rentaro**
*No brawns or brains.*
**[19:09] Rentaro**
*No money or power, either!*
**[19:11] Rentaro**
*You're just a kid!*
**[19:13] Rentaro**
*What do you know about love?*
**[19:14] Rentaro**
*What do you know about making someone happy?*
**[19:17] Rentaro**
*There's absolutely nothing you can do!*
**[19:41] Karane**
Hakari's mom is forcing you to split up?!
**[19:44] Karane**
She's moving tomorrow?
**[19:46] Karane**
Why didn't that idiot say anything?
**[19:49] Shizuka**
*"The adults never play fair!"*
**[19:52] Nano**
This is theoretically impossible to resolve.
**[19:54] Kusuri**
Wh-What are you gonna do, Rentaro?
**[19:57] Rentaro**
I'm about to sneak into
the mansion and break Hakari out.
**[20:02] Kusuri**
Oh, know about this!
It's called "eloping," aye?
**[20:06] Shizuka**
*"It's never that easy, bossman."*
**[20:09] Karane**
She's stupidly rich, right?
They can find you easily.
**[20:14] Nano**
Zero chance of success.
**[20:17] Rentaro**
Yeah... I'm not sure how long
we'll have or how far we'll get.
**[20:22] Rentaro**
But...
**[20:23] Rentaro**
I have to do everything I can
to bring Hakari happiness!
**[20:30] Rentaro**
Anything and everything I can do now,
**[20:32] Rentaro**
with all I've got!
**[20:35] Rentaro**
The way she looked back there, I could
never leave her like that, even if it kills me!
**[20:41] Rentaro**
So tonight, Hakari and I
are going to leave town.
**[20:45] Rentaro**
I don't know where we'll go, or for how long.
**[20:51] Rentaro**
But someday, we will
come back here... to all of you.
**[20:56] Rentaro**
So...
**[20:58] Rentaro**
could you please wait for us?
**[21:05] Karane**
Okay, that's bullshit.
**[21:08] Karane**
We don't know when we'll see you,
**[21:10] Karane**
or *if* we'll even see you again at all!
**[21:13] Karane**
There's no way we can just sit around
forever and stay in love with you!
**[21:17] Rentaro**
*Of course... of course!*
**[21:20] Karane**
So I'm going with you.
**[21:23] Karane**
I'm saying I'm gonna help you
get that idiot out of there!
**[21:29] Kusuri**
Karane, you eloping, too?
**[21:31] Karane**
Wha?
**[21:32] Kusuri**
Kusuri wanna elope, too!
**[21:34] Nano**
The more help you have, the better.
It'll improve the odds, even if by 0.01%.
**[21:40] Shizuka**
"Together we shall embark on a quest for love."
**[21:43] Rentaro**
W-Wait, girls. This is not
a decision you can make lightly!
**[21:53] Rentaro**
*Oh, I see. They're the same as me.*
**[21:56] Rentaro**
*They all love Hakari, too.*
**[22:00] Rentaro**
All right. Let's all go.
**[22:06] Rentaro**
We're bringing Hakari back!
# E10 - Love Mission: Impossible
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GK9U3M0NP/love-mission-impossible)
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**[00:01] (Flashback) Hakari**
Rentaro-kun, please...
**[00:04] (Flashback) Hakari**
Please break up with me.
**[00:07] Narrator**
Hakari abruptly signaled
an end to their relationship.
**[00:10] Narrator**
She made the painful decision to protect
Rentaro from her overly doting mother.
**[00:18] Narrator**
Rentaro struggled to cope
with the weight of his powerlessness.
**[00:22] Narrator**
But he wasn't the only one
who truly cared for Hakari.
**[00:27] Narrator**
The members of the Rentaro Family
all vowed to bring Hakari back.
**[00:31] Narrator**
Their love, and the strength of their bonds,
shall now be put to the test.
**[00:41] Kusuri**
Whoa! This yard's got a fountain!
**[00:45] Karane**
A rich person's house's garden...
**[00:47] Nano**
Sneaking in using the noise
of the fountain... how logical.
**[00:51] Rentaro**
Security here is tight.
We need to stay focused.
**[00:55] Shizuka**
*"I gotchu, brother."*
**[01:00] Rentaro**
Let's go get Hakari, everyone.
**[01:03] Rentaro**
Rentaro Family, the mission is a go!
**[01:07] Karane**
You've still got that little boy in you, huh?
***SIGN*** The 100 Girlfriends
Who Really, Really, Really, Really, REALLY Love You
***SIGN*** Crossing
***SIGN*** Reminiscing Lunch
***SIGN*** B-Come Tast-E
***SIGN*** I went all-out making lunch this morning <3
***SIGN*** To Rentaro-kun
You might think this is all a bit overblown,
but I'm writing this letter to express how thankful I am for all you do.
Rentaro-kun, thank you so much for always bringing joy into my life.
I've put all my feelings of gratitude into making lunch for you.
Would you eat with me, if you don't mind?
I'll be waiting on the rooftop during lunch break <3
-Hakari
P.S. I believe my figure has become
more shapely these days.
I'm including a photograph
I took recently along with this letter.
Enjoy <3
***SIGN*** To Rentaro!
You'd better come to the rooftop during lunch break!
Promise me you will!!
Don't ask why! Just do it!
I made too many side dishes, is all!
(Though part of it was me hoping you would eat them...)
So don't get the wrong idea! I'm just repaying you here!
We gotta eat lunch together!!!!
- Inda Karane
***SIGN*** To Rentaro-kun
It feels a little strange writing to you
when we see each other all the time.
But I'm much better at expressing
my feelings through writing, so I figured I should
tell you how I constantly feel about you this way.
Thank you truly for always looking out for me
and respecting my feelings.
I will treasure the days I spend with you for life.
Rentaro-kun, do you happen to have time
during lunch break today? If you do,
then I would love to have lunch with you.
-Yoshimoto Shizuka
***SIGN*** When a > 0 and b > 0,
the Rentaro a/b + b/a >= 2 Nano inequation becomes
a/b > 0 and b/a > 0.
With the addition of "Gratitude" and the arithmetic mean of "Lunch,"
we get Rentaro = a/b + b/a >= Lunch 2√(a/b x b/a)
= 2x Happiness
= Nano
Lunch a² + Lunch b² >= 2ab
(a-b)² = If you eat it, it no longer exists
As such, when a = b, lunch will be proven.
***SIGN*** Rentaro, thanks for everything, aye.
It looks like today will be a beautiful day,
so I wanna eat lunch with you, aye!
It'll be delicious for sure, aye!
Note: Heat this area up for a surprise!
***SIGN*** Hngh
**[02:43] Rentaro**
Hakari...
**[02:45] Rentaro**
Okay, she still hasn't gotten her phone back.
**[02:48] Rentaro**
In that case...
**[02:52] Karane**
A rubber ball?
**[02:54] Rentaro**
I'll throw this ball to get her attention,
**[02:56] Rentaro**
and then she can climb down the rope.
**[02:59] Kusuri**
Aww...
**[03:00] Kusuri**
Close, aye.
**[03:02] Rentaro**
A little higher, huh?
**[03:05] Rentaro**
Where's the ball?
**[03:07] Nano**
Lost sight of it.
**[03:08] Shizuka**
*"Where to?"*
**[03:09] Kusuri**
Can't see it in this dark.
**[03:13] Karane**
I-Is that...
**[03:16] Karane**
a rich person's house cat?
**[03:18] Karane**
Hey, give that back.
**[03:20] Karane**
Get back here!
**[03:22] Kusuri**
Stop right there!
**[03:25] Karane**
C'mon, we need some teamwork here.
**[03:27] Kusuri**
Apologies.
**[03:29] Nano**
To stop a cat...
**[03:31] Nano**
it's most efficient to give it
a swift kick and disable it.
**[03:33] Rentaro**
Don't! We don't want PETA
breathing down our necks!
**[03:36] Rentaro**
Wait, wait, wait!
**[03:37] Nano**
Row, row, fight the power.
**[03:38] Security**
Who's there?
**[03:47] Karane**
The cat...
**[03:52] Security**
Oh, it's just you.
**[03:54] Security**
Playing with your ball again?
**[03:57] Security**
What am I gonna do with you?
**[03:59] Security**
Come on, I'll play with ya.
Let me have that.
**[04:02] Security**
Hey, don't run!
**[04:03] Kusuri**
We lost our ball.
**[04:05] Security**
Give me that ball!
**[04:05] Shizuka**
*"The princess's room is walled off, too."*
**[04:08] Rentaro**
We'll have to go to her.
**[04:11] Karane**
How will we even get in?
**[04:14] Nano**
If they have a cat,
they likely have one of those.
**[04:19] Nano**
There. A pet door.
**[04:22] Nano**
It's unlocked.
**[04:24] Shizuka**
*"But this size would suit only a baby."*
**[04:28] Karane**
Kusuri.
**[04:29] Karane**
Can your drug make us even smaller?
**[04:32] Kusuri**
Uh, this not a drug to make body smaller.
**[04:35] Kusuri**
It's a failed immortality drug.
**[04:38] Rentaro**
It sounds insane,
no matter how many times I hear it.
**[04:42] Karane**
Nano? What do you have there?
**[04:44] Karane**
Rocks?
**[04:46] Nano**
I collected them from the garden.
**[04:58] Nano**
It's open.
**[04:59] Karane**
But how?!
**[05:00] Nano**
I determined the lock's location
and type from the door shape,
**[05:04] Nano**
and launched pebbles at the correct angle
and speed to force the lock open.
**[05:10] Karane**
The work of an actual android!
**[05:12] Nano**
Prolonging the Hanazono Hakari rescue
operation increases the risk of failure.
**[05:17] Nano**
Get inside at once.
**[05:19] Rentaro**
Nano.
**[05:20] Rentaro**
What's wrong with your hand?
**[05:24] Rentaro**
Your nail's split and bleeding!
**[05:28] Rentaro**
I have disinfectant and bandages in my bag.
**[05:30] Karane**
Let me grab them.
**[05:33] Karane**
You dumbass.
**[05:34] Karane**
Why'd you go and do that?
**[05:36] Nano**
I had to use my nail for
maximum accuracy and velocity.
**[05:40] Karane**
You didn't have to go that far!
**[05:42] Nano**
I owe Hanazono Hakari a favor.
**[05:44] (Flashback) Hakari**
Neither of us are hanging out with you!
**[05:49] Nano**
No.
**[05:51] Nano**
I *want* to help her.
**[05:56] Rentaro**
All right, slow and steady.
**[06:02] Rentaro**
What's that?
**[06:05] Kusuri**
A...
**[06:05] Kusuri**
A bear!
**[06:07] Karane**
No, that's...
**[06:11] Karane**
A rich person's guard dog!
**[06:12] Rentaro**
If it attacks, we're done for!
**[06:15] Rentaro**
Everyone, out!
**[06:19] Kusuri**
Almost leaked and got
Honey Hunted by the Winnie Bear.
**[06:23] Karane**
I told you, that was a dog.
**[06:25] Nano**
And honey is not urine.
**[06:29] Rentaro**
Huh?
**[06:30] Rentaro**
Where's Shizuka-chan?
**[06:33] Rentaro**
Please, no.
**[06:36] Shizuka**
"Bossman, let me tell ya,
I ain't good for snackin'!"
**[06:39] Karane**
She's too scared to stand up!
**[06:43] Rentaro**
Shizuka—
**[06:45] Nano**
Raising your voice will only provoke
the dog and alert security.
**[06:49] Nano**
Besides, I have a theory.
**[06:51] Shizuka**
*Of course I wouldn't be of any help!*
**[06:56] Shizuka**
*If I was going to be dead weight,
I never should've come...*
**[07:05] Shizuka**
*No.*
**[07:06] Shizuka**
*I came along because
I wanted to help Hakari-san.*
**[07:10] Shizuka**
*Rentaro-kun said it himself.
He's not sure how far he'll get,*
**[07:14] Shizuka**
*but he'll do anything
and everything, with all he's got!*
**[07:16] Shizuka**
*I'm here to do the same!*
**[07:20] Shizuka**
*And this is all I can do right now!*
**[07:26] Shizuka**
*"Fly, you fools."*
***SIGN*** Heroic Sacrifice
**[07:28] Narrator**
Heroic sacrifice.
**[07:29] Rentaro**
Shizuka-chan?!
**[07:44] Rentaro**
Huh?
**[07:46] Nano**
I knew it. The dog didn't appear
to be attacking Yoshimoto Shizuka.
**[07:51] Rentaro**
What's going on?
**[07:52] Nano**
Dogs have a natural instinct to protect
weak animals such as infants.
**[07:57] Karane**
Even if they're invading their territory?
**[08:01] Nano**
Presumably...
**[08:02] Nano**
Yoshimoto Shizuka's extraordinary weakness
overwhelmed its territorial instincts.
**[08:10] Rentaro**
That's our Shizuka-chan!
**[08:12] Karane**
Way to go.
**[08:13] Kusuri**
Survival of the un-fittest!
***SIGN*** °These are compliments
**[08:16] Rentaro**
What now, though?
**[08:18] Rentaro**
It'll probably get back on edge
if we try to enter.
**[08:23] (Flashback) Purplehimbo**
Uck!
**[08:24] Nano**
Have Yoshimoto Shizuka gouge its
eyes out when she has the chance.
**[08:27] Rentaro**
Stop suggesting animal cruelty
against Hakari's pets!
**[08:30] Kusuri**
Leave this to Kusuri.
**[08:34] Rentaro**
Kusuri-senpai? What's that drug?
**[08:37] Kusuri**
Heh-heh. This drug...
**[08:41] Kusuri**
is sleeping medicine that instantly
puts any animal to sleep!
**[08:45] Rentaro**
I see! We use it to neutralize the dog!
**[08:51] Kusuri**
Shizuka! Use that drug!
**[09:02] Rentaro**
She drank it!
***SIGN*** ZZZ...
**[09:04] Karane**
Idiot! Why didn't you tell her
to use it on the dog?!
**[09:08] Kusuri**
Messed up!
**[09:09] Karane**
What now? With Shizuka asleep,
we're out of options!
***SIGN*** ZZZ...
**[09:13] Karane**
The mother of all lucky breaks!
**[09:15] Rentaro**
N-Nice. Now we can get in.
**[09:18] Kusuri**
Wake up Shizuka with the reversing medicine.
**[09:26] Rentaro**
This is one long corridor.
**[09:28] Karane**
Rich person's corridor...
**[09:32] Karane**
It's that rich person's house cat again!
**[09:34] Karane**
Where's our ball?
**[09:36] Rentaro**
We don't need the ball. Let it be.
**[09:41] Rentaro**
*Security's coming!*
**[09:43] Rentaro**
*No, we can't escape. This corridor's too long!*
**[09:48] Security B**
Who's there?!
**[09:51] Security B**
You again?
**[09:52] Security B**
How many times have you tripped
the infrared sensors here now?
**[09:56] Security C**
Sheesh. Here, have a treat.
**[10:01] Security B**
Where does it keep sneaking in here from?
**[10:14] Rentaro**
Did he just say infrared sensors?
**[10:16] Shizuka**
*"The guards ain't gonna
let us through that easy."*
**[10:19] Nano**
Passing through without IR goggles
has a 99% chance of failure.
**[10:25] Kusuri**
Lucky, lucky.
**[10:31] Kusuri**
Kusuri brought infrared-vision eye drops.
**[10:33] Rentaro**
Deus ex medicine!
**[10:36] Kusuri**
Hey, nobody forcing you to use it.
**[10:38] Rentaro**
Okay, okay! I'll use it!
**[10:41] Nano**
Why fret over such a minor coincidence?
**[10:43] Nano**
The chances of the Big Bang,
creation of life,
***SIGN*** Shake
***SIGN*** Shake
**[10:45] Nano**
and us being here right now
is 0.00000000000...
**[10:47] Shizuka**
*"You've done enough. Come home."*
**[10:49] Rentaro**
Uh, one drop in each eye, right?
**[10:52] Kusuri**
Be careful! Only two drops of that medicine!
**[10:55] Kusuri**
Oh.
**[10:56] Kusuri**
By the way, side effect of medicine
**[10:57] Kusuri**
is blindness to everything but
infrared for duration, so be careful.
**[11:02] Rentaro**
Couldn't you have mentioned that first?!
**[11:04] Kusuri**
Well, close eyes until it starts working.
**[11:11] Karane**
Kusuri, you dropped this.
**[11:14] Nano**
Is that addressed to...
**[11:15] Kusuri**
Oh, never mind that!
**[11:18] Kusuri**
I-It's nothing.
**[11:21] Karane**
Huh? Why are you hiding it?
**[11:24] Karane**
The address was in English, wasn't it?
**[11:26] Nano**
It was addressed to a foreign research
team with a massive pharmaceutical lab.
**[11:31] Karane**
Wait, you mean...
**[11:32] (Flashback) Kusuri**
But maximum effort goes into the one for
applying to the dream research team!
**[11:39] Karane**
Her dream research team?
**[11:42] Nano**
If she doesn't post her
application today, I believe...
**[11:45] Karane**
She won't make the deadline?
**[11:46] Karane**
Hey, Kusuri!
**[11:48] Shizuka**
*"Training there was" "Kusuri-senpai's..."*
**[11:51] Rentaro**
It was that important?
Are you sure you should've used it?
**[11:55] Kusuri**
Kusuri caused Hakari trouble with drugs
and tantrums, but she remained a friend.
**[12:03] Kusuri**
She's a dear friend,
way more important than research team.
**[12:10] Rentaro**
*Each and every one of them loves
Hakari and wants to help her.*
**[12:15] Kusuri**
Drug start working soon, aye?
**[12:18] Kusuri**
Now let's go save Hakari!
**[12:20] Rentaro**
*Yeah, we're gonna save you for sure!*
**[12:25] Rentaro**
Wait.
**[12:26] Rentaro**
This is impossible even for Tom Cruise!
**[12:32] Rentaro**
There are rays everywhere,
from floor to ceiling.
**[12:35] Karane**
A rich person's house's infrared sensors...
**[12:38] Rentaro**
Huh? Wasn't the ceiling here a lot higher?
**[12:42] Rentaro**
*Something feels off now that
I can't see anything but infrareds.*
**[12:46] Shizuka**
"It seems" "higher than Yggdrasil itself."
**[12:49] Kusuri**
They even got chandeliers! Super swanky!
**[12:52] Rentaro**
I see! The ceiling felt lower
**[12:55] Rentaro**
because they can't put sensors
where the chandeliers are!
**[12:58] Rentaro**
That's our way through!
**[13:00] Karane**
Yeah, but how are we getting up there?
**[13:04] Rentaro**
Right... We could've managed in a tight space,
**[13:07] Rentaro**
but this corridor is just too wide.
**[13:09] Nano**
Theoretically still possible if two people
of sufficient strength work together.
**[13:15] Rentaro**
Huh?
**[13:16] Nano**
Unfortunately, apart from Aijo Rentaro,
the rest of us are all girls.
**[13:22] Nano**
Oh.
**[13:23] Karane**
Huh?
**[13:24] Kusuri**
Ah!
**[13:26] Karane**
What? What's going on?
**[13:29] Nano**
Inda Karane.
**[13:31] Nano**
You're capable of it.
**[13:32] Karane**
I'm a girl, too, you know?!
**[13:35] Nano**
You will also be tied together
by rope to ensure success.
**[13:38] Karane**
There's no way this is gonna work!
**[13:40] Nano**
True. If you aren't perfectly matched
and in sync, the chances of success...
**[13:44] Rentaro**
We're good, then.
**[13:46] Rentaro**
It's Karane and me, after all.
**[13:49] Karane**
Gah, fine! You're on!
**[13:51] Rentaro**
Let's do this. Ready?
**[13:54] Rentarokarane**
One, two...
**[13:56] Kusuri**
Careful, aye?
**[13:59] Shizuka**
"All the tension in the world today."
**[14:06] Rentaro**
Okay, we're above the sensors.
Now to make it across.
**[14:10] Karane**
Got it.
**[14:12] Rentarokarane**
One, two...
**[14:22] Rentaro**
One...
**[14:23] Karane**
Two...
**[14:24] Karane**
One, two...
**[14:27] Karane**
Eek?!
**[14:28] Rentaro**
Karane, you okay?
**[14:30] Karane**
Y-Yeah, it's nothing!
**[14:32] Rentaro**
Oh, really?
**[14:34] Rentaro**
That aside...
**[14:35] Rentaro**
Karane-chan, your cutesy clothes are starting
to feel kinda smooth and slippery.
**[14:39] Karane**
Th-Th-Th-That's just how the material is!
**[14:42] Rentaro**
Huh? Oh, so that is your clothes.
**[14:44] Rentaro**
I nearly got the wrong idea
because I can't see.
**[14:47] Rentaro**
Okay, let's get back to work.
**[14:50] Rentaro**
Here we go, Karane. Ready?
**[14:53] Rentarokarane**
One, two...
**[14:57] Karane**
*Ah, don't press so hard!*
**[14:57] Rentaro**
One, two...
**[15:01] Karane**
*Rentaro's cheek is right on my tummy!*
**[15:05] Karane**
*Slipping and sliding all over it!*
**[15:13] Karane**
*No, stop! Stop, stop, stop!*
**[15:17] Karane**
*Stop, stop, stop, stop!*
**[15:21] Karane**
*Stahp!*
**[15:26] Kusuri**
They did it, aye!
**[15:29] Kusuri**
A brilliant breakthrough!
***SIGN*** hooray hooray
**[15:31] Shizuka**
*"A commendable effort."*
**[15:32] Karane**
*What the heck was up with that?!*
**[15:35] Karane**
*This house must be filled
with that horndog's bad vibes!*
***SIGN*** Horndog
**[15:40] Rentaro**
Okay, we're going on ahead.
**[15:42] Rentaro**
The rest of you hide outside
and be ready to run.
**[15:49] Shizuka**
*"Roger."*
**[15:51] Rentaro**
Don't worry. We're all in this together.
**[15:53] Rentaro**
We'll grab Hakari
**[15:55] Rentaro**
and come back to you for sure.
**[16:05] Karane**
Here.
**[16:06] Karane**
This is Hakari's room.
**[16:08] Rentaro**
We made it.
**[16:09] Karane**
Okay, I'm opening the door.
**[16:16] Karane**
Hakari, you...
**[16:20] Female Pa**
*Lady Hakari is escaping.*
**[16:20] Karane**
What's going on?
**[16:22] Karane**
Huh? Wha?!
**[16:24] Rentaro**
*The door's rigged with an alarm
so Hakari can't escape.*
**[16:27] Rentaro**
*Who does that to their own daughter?!*
**[16:31] Hakari**
Why are you two here?!
**[16:32] Rentaro**
We came to get you!
Let's get outta here, Hakari!
**[16:36] Karane**
Not happening, Rentaro.
**[16:39] Karane**
We're already surrounded.
**[16:44] Hahari**
You two.
**[16:47] Hahari**
What are you doing here?
**[16:49] Rentaro**
That voice...
**[16:51] Hakari**
Mother!
**[16:57] Shizuka**
*"The sanctuary fell silent once more."*
**[16:59] Kusuri**
What happened?
**[17:01] Nano**
Aijo Rentaro. Inda Karane.
**[17:04] Security**
Who's there?!
**[17:09] Nano**
Mew.
**[17:10] Kusuri**
Meown...
**[17:11] Shizuka**
*"'Meow,' it cried."*
**[17:13] Security**
Oh, just the cat again.
**[17:17] Hakari**
*Rentaro-kun won't give up.*
**[17:20] Hakari**
*He'll never give up on bringing me happiness.*
**[17:25] Hakari**
*And Mother will never stop, either.*
**[17:29] Hakari**
*Rentaro-kun will be forever
bound to me and Mother.*
**[17:33] Hakari**
*He'll waste his life away!*
**[17:37] Hakari**
*If all I can do is make
my beloved Rentaro-kun unhappy...*
**[17:42] Hakari**
*If I will remain a shackle on his heart
for as long as I live...*
**[17:49] Hahari**
I believe this is our first time meeting
face-to-face, Aijo Rentaro-kun.
**[17:53] Hahari**
And Inda Karane-san.
**[17:55] Hahari**
I am Hakari's mother, Hanazono Hahari.
**[17:59] Hahari**
I'm letting you be because
you are Hakari's friends,
**[18:02] Hahari**
but know that you'll be restrained
the moment you try anything untoward.
**[18:07] Hahari**
*Hmph.*
**[18:09] Hahari**
*I would've disposed of them already
if it wouldn't upset Hakari.*
**[18:14] Hahari**
By the way, why do your eyes look like that?
Is it some sort of special ability?
**[18:18] Rentaro**
No, I don't have mystic eyes
of perception or anything.
**[18:21] Rentaro**
*We failed in getting Hakari out.*
**[18:24] Rentaro**
*At this point,*
**[18:25] Rentaro**
*there's only one thing I can do.*
**[18:28] Rentaro**
Would you please give
Hakari-san and me your blessing?
**[18:32] Rentaro**
I promise to make her happy!
**[18:35] Rentaro**
*Be direct and express my heartfelt feelings!*
**[18:38] Hahari**
Do you really believe you can change
my mind with such empty promises?
**[18:41] Rentaro**
It's not an empty promise!
**[18:43] Hahari**
I was 13 and in my second year of
middle school when I gave birth to Hakari.
**[18:48] Hahari**
Why do you think I did that?
**[18:51] Rentaro**
Because you love babies more than anything...
**[18:53] Hahari**
Wrong.
**[18:55] Hahari**
Because the person I loved fell ill
**[18:57] Hahari**
and was doomed to die.
**[19:01] Hahari**
I needed a keepsake.
Something to prove he existed.
**[19:06] Hahari**
So I got the finest medical care,
**[19:09] Hahari**
and risked artificial insemination
and childbirth at the age of 13.
**[19:15] Hahari**
Thinking back,
I'm appalled at my own recklessness.
**[19:20] Hahari**
But it's in our blood.
**[19:23] Hahari**
Both mine and Hakari's.
**[19:25] Hahari**
Once we fall in love,
we become hopelessly blind.
**[19:29] Hahari**
Unable to see anything else,
**[19:31] Hahari**
we convince ourselves that love
is the only path to a happy life.
**[19:35] Hahari**
But he passed,
**[19:39] Hahari**
I was left alone,
**[19:41] Hahari**
until I became a mother.
**[19:44] Hahari**
I've dedicated my whole life to raising Hakari.
**[19:48] Hahari**
Of course, I have loved Hakari dearly,
**[19:52] Hahari**
and she has been my shining ray of hope.
**[19:56] Hahari**
However...
**[19:58] Hahari**
She is no substitute for him.
**[20:01] Hahari**
She could never fill the void he left.
**[20:06] Hahari**
Ever since he died, not a single day
has passed where I didn't ask myself
**[20:11] Hahari**
if this was truly the life of joy
I wanted for myself.
**[20:14] Hahari**
I don't ever want Hakari
to experience this heart-wrenching regret.
**[20:19] Hahari**
But Hakari can't realize this on her own.
I know I couldn't.
**[20:24] Hahari**
That's why I must open her eyes
before it's too late.
**[20:27] Hahari**
Let her know that a five-timing man can
never give her the life of joy she dreams of!
**[20:36] Hahari**
Do you see now?
I'm not doing this in a fit of rage.
**[20:39] Hahari**
I made the decision to separate you two
based on my own experiences.
**[20:46] Hahari**
You cannot change my mind
with mere words alone.
**[20:51] Karane**
Rentaro...
**[20:53] Karane**
Rentaro?!
**[20:54] Karane**
Don't let her sob story get to you!
**[20:56] Karane**
You're supposed to be convincing her!
**[21:00] Rentaro**
But I mean...
**[21:02] Rentaro**
Hahari-san and Hakari have...
**[21:04] Rentaro**
They've been through so much!
**[21:09] Rentaro**
But I feel the same way.
**[21:12] Rentaro**
I don't want Hakari to regret anything, either.
**[21:16] Rentaro**
And I won't let her, even if it kills me!
**[21:21] Rentaro**
*Huh? I'm starting to see again.*
**[21:24] Rentaro**
*Oh, right. The tears must've
washed the eye drops out.*
***SIGN*** Krrrack!!
**[21:38] Narrator**
For Hahari, who lost her lover
at the age of 13,
**[21:43] Narrator**
it had been 16 years
since she felt the sparks of love fly.
**[21:48] Narrator**
Back then, it had overwhelmed and blinded her.
**[21:51] Narrator**
It had stained the rest of her days
with regrets so deep,
**[21:56] Narrator**
she had grown to despise the feeling.
**[21:58] Narrator**
Faced with the emotion she hated
so much once more, Hahari...
**[22:03] Hahari**
Rentaro-chan! Please go out with me!
**[22:07] Narrator**
...went blind again. Yep.
# E11 - Even If It Kills Me
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GMKUXQ73N/even-if-it-kills-me)
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***SIGN*** BEFORE
**[00:00] Narrator**
Last time on* 100 Girlfriends*...
**[00:03] (Flashback) Hahari**
Aijo Rentaro...
**[00:05] (Flashback) Hahari**
I will make that five-timing maggot
pay dearly for his sins.
***SIGN*** AFTER
**[00:10] (Flashback) Hahari**
Rentaro-chan! Please go out with me!
**[00:14] Narrator**
Recap over!
***SIGN*** The 100 Girlfriends
Who Really, Really, Really, Really, REALLY Love You
***SIGN*** Crossing
***SIGN*** Reminiscing Lunch
***SIGN*** B-Come Tast-E
***SIGN*** I went all-out making lunch this morning <3
***SIGN*** To Rentaro-kun
You might think this is all a bit overblown,
but I'm writing this letter to express how thankful I am for all you do.
Rentaro-kun, thank you so much for always bringing joy into my life.
I've put all my feelings of gratitude into making lunch for you.
Would you eat with me, if you don't mind?
I'll be waiting on the rooftop during lunch break <3
-Hakari
P.S. I believe my figure has become
more shapely these days.
I'm including a photograph
I took recently along with this letter.
Enjoy <3
***SIGN*** To Rentaro!
You'd better come to the rooftop during lunch break!
Promise me you will!!
Don't ask why! Just do it!
I made too many side dishes, is all!
(Though part of it was me hoping you would eat them...)
So don't get the wrong idea! I'm just repaying you here!
We gotta eat lunch together!!!!
- Inda Karane
***SIGN*** To Rentaro-kun
It feels a little strange writing to you
when we see each other all the time.
But I'm much better at expressing
my feelings through writing, so I figured I should
tell you how I constantly feel about you this way.
Thank you truly for always looking out for me
and respecting my feelings.
I will treasure the days I spend with you for life.
Rentaro-kun, do you happen to have time
during lunch break today? If you do,
then I would love to have lunch with you.
-Yoshimoto Shizuka
***SIGN*** When a > 0 and b > 0,
the Rentaro a/b + b/a >= 2 Nano inequation becomes
a/b > 0 and b/a > 0.
With the addition of "Gratitude" and the arithmetic mean of "Lunch,"
we get Rentaro = a/b + b/a >= Lunch 2√(a/b x b/a)
= 2x Happiness
= Nano
Lunch a² + Lunch b² >= 2ab
(a-b)² = If you eat it, it no longer exists
As such, when a = b, lunch will be proven.
***SIGN*** Rentaro, thanks for everything, aye.
It looks like today will be a beautiful day,
so I wanna eat lunch with you, aye!
It'll be delicious for sure, aye!
Note: Heat this area up for a surprise!
***SIGN*** Hngh
**[02:07] Karane**
* What the hell did she just blurt out*
* to her daughter's boyfriend?*
**[02:10] Karane**
*She must be insane.*
***SIGN*** ba-dump ba-dump
**[02:14] Rentaro**
Well, uh... um...
***SIGN*** ba-dump ba-dump
**[02:17] Karane**
Are *you* insane?! Quit getting all lovestruck!
**[02:20] Karane**
That's Hakari's mother!
Your girlfriend's mother!
**[02:23] Karane**
There is no way!
**[02:24] Karane**
No way, right?!
**[02:26] Hahari**
D-D-Don't get the wrong idea!
**[02:28] Hahari**
That was simply a joke!
**[02:30] Hahari**
Yes, a mom joke!
**[02:33] Karane**
*No idea what she's on about.*
**[02:35] Karane**
*Is this what a rich person's mother is like?*
**[02:38] Hahari**
Ahem. Anyhow.
**[02:40] Hahari**
I will never allow
your relationship with Hakari.
**[02:45] Rentaro**
And I will never give up on her.
**[02:49] Rentaro**
I swore to make her happy!
**[02:55] Hahari**
So you're sticking to your empty words.
**[03:08] Hahari**
This custom-made lie detector can
reveal even the slightest lie without fail.
**[03:14] Lie**
*Vrm.*
**[03:15] Hahari**
Should it reveal
how fake your "faithfulness" is,
**[03:18] Hahari**
you will exit Hakari's life for good.
**[03:21] Rentaro**
So you're saying I'll get to show you
my feelings for Hakari are real.
**[03:27] Rentaro**
But...
**[03:28] Rentaro**
You'll first have to prove to me
that this device is trustworthy.
**[03:33] Hahari**
You have a point.
**[03:38] Karane**
Wait, why me?!
**[03:40] Hahari**
Using one of my own people
wouldn't be very convincing, would it?
**[03:45] Karane**
F-Fine.
**[03:49] Karane**
But it's not like I'm doing it
for you or anything, okay?
**[03:52] Rentaro**
That just makes it sound like
you wanna try out the lie detector.
**[03:56] Hahari**
Well, Inda-san, here is your first question.
**[03:59] Hahari**
What cup size are you?
**[04:01] Karane**
Do you have a gutter *in* your brain?!
**[04:03] Hahari**
Obviously, we have to choose questions
we can verify on sight.
**[04:08] Karane**
Yeah, but why that one?!
**[04:10] Hahari**
Just hurry up and answer.
We don't have time to play around.
**[04:14] Karane**
I-I'm a B-cup. Almost a C.
**[04:18] Karane**
Happy now?
**[04:20] Lie**
*Lies! Lies! Lies!*
**[04:23] Hahari**
Like I said, it reveals even the slightest lie.
**[04:30] Karane**
I'm a B-cup! Just a plain ol' B.
**[04:32] Lie**
*Still kind of a lie.*
**[04:34] Karane**
I'm a B, nearly an A! You stupid robot!
**[04:37] Rentaro**
Careful, it must be expensive!
**[04:39] Lie**
*True! True! True!*
**[04:42] Karane**
Hmph! See what happens when I get serious?
**[04:45] Rentaro**
Uh, it's not a punching machine.
**[04:48] Hahari**
All right, next question.
**[04:49] Hahari**
Do you love Aijo-kun?
**[04:52] Karane**
Seriously, what is with these questions?!
**[04:54] Hahari**
It's a perfectly normal question for a couple.
Why must you yell each time?
**[04:58] Rentaro**
Karane's a tsundere, you see.
**[05:01] Rentaro**
But that's what makes her so goshdanged cute.
**[05:04] Hahari**
Nobody asked.
**[05:06] Karane**
Oh, whatever. Let's just get this over with.
**[05:08] Karane**
Yeah, I love him.
**[05:10] Lie**
*Lies! Lies!*
**[05:12] Karane**
Rentaro?!
**[05:13] Rentaro**
This is a bad dream...
just a minor nightmare.
**[05:16] Rentaro**
Wake ublub-blub-blub...
**[05:18] Karane**
He's trying to escape reality and life!
**[05:21] Karane**
Don't believe this crap. Of course I...
**[05:25] (Flashback) Karane**
I'm a B-cup! Just a plain ol' B.
**[05:28] (Flashback) Lie**
*Still kind of a lie.*
**[05:31] Karane**
I love him! I love him a lot!
**[05:33] Lie**
*Lies! Lies!*
**[05:36] Karane**
I-I love him heaps!
**[05:38] Lie**
*Lies! Lies! Lies!*
**[05:40] Karane**
I love the shit outta him! I love, love,
*love* him like you won't believe!
**[05:43] Lie**
*Lies! Lies! Lies!*
**[05:50] Rentaro**
I see Granny blowing kisses from
the other side of the River Styx...
**[05:55] Karane**
I love Rentaro the most
in the whole wide world!
**[06:00] Karane**
I really, really, really, really,
*really* love him!
**[06:03] Lie**
*True! True! True! True! Trrrrrrrrrrrrr!*
**[06:07] Rentaro**
Karane!
**[06:08] Lie**
*True! True! True!*
**[06:08] Karane**
How dare this stupid machine
mess with my dignity...
**[06:12] Rentaro**
Are you okay, Karane? Can you stand?
**[06:17] Rentaro**
Me, too.
**[06:19] Rentaro**
I also really, really, really, really,
*really* love Karane most in the world!
**[06:23] Hahari**
What are you *doing*?!
**[06:23] Lie**
*True! True! True!*
**[06:25] Rentaro**
Sorry. I couldn't hold back
the tidal waves of my love.
**[06:29] Hahari**
This is not the time.
**[06:31] Hahari**
Anyway, surely you believe
the lie detector is trustworthy now.
**[06:36] Hahari**
Then we will begin.
We'll see how real your feelings for Hakari are.
**[06:41] Hahari**
The trial to show who this pest is for all.
***SIGN*** Special Report
**[06:47] Narrator**
As the following events play out exactly
as our viewers might expect,
**[06:47] Sign**
°The following report will be a condensed version of the events.
**[06:55] Narrator**
a condensed version will be shown.
**[06:58] Rentaro**
I'll make her happy, even if it kills me!
**[07:00] Rentaro**
Hakari's happiness over my life!
**[07:02] Rentaro**
I will die for Hakari!
**[07:04] Rentaro**
I really, really, really, really,
*really* love Hakari the most in the world!
**[07:05] Lie**
*True! True! True!*
**[07:08] Lie**
*It's all too true!*
**[07:12] Hahari**
Impossible.
**[07:13] Hahari**
How could this embodiment of
faithfulness also be a five-timer?!
**[07:17] Rentaro**
So, do you believe how much I love Hakari now?
**[07:20] Hahari**
A-A lie detector is but a machine.
**[07:23] Hahari**
How could I ever trust it?
**[07:26] Karane**
Oh, no, you freakin' don't!
**[07:28] Karane**
Not after taking my dignity
and eating up all this runtime!
**[07:32] Hahari**
Not my problem. We can skip
the ending credits or something.
**[07:36] Rentaro**
But they made a special ending
just for this episode!
**[07:39] Hahari**
Whoa, spoiler alert!
**[07:42] Mei**
We have trouble, ma'am!
**[07:44] Mei**
Lady Hakari's about to
throw herself out the window!
**[07:52] Karane**
Nobody move!
**[07:55] Karane**
Or else this weak little neck goes snap!
**[07:57] Rentaro**
Karane...
**[07:59] Rentaro**
D-Do not move a finger!
**[08:01] Rentaro**
Necks are like Bocky sticks to her!
She'll actually do it!
**[08:07] Karane**
Why are you the most freaked out by this?!
**[08:09] Karane**
Now's your chance! Go grab that moron!
**[08:13] Karane**
And run as far as you can!
**[08:15] Rentaro**
But what about you?
**[08:17] Karane**
Hmph.
**[08:19] Karane**
You'll come back for me someday, right?
**[08:22] (Flashback) Rentaro**
Could you please wait for us?
**[08:23] (Flashback) Karane**
...*if* we'll even see you again at all!
**[08:26] (Flashback) Karane**
There's no way we can just sit around
forever and stay in love with you!
**[08:31] Karane**
You're such an idiot.
**[08:34] Karane**
Of course I can wait for you forever!
**[08:38] Rentaro**
Karane!
**[08:39] Rentaro**
Thanks!
**[08:41] Hahari**
Wait!
**[08:42] Karane**
You're not going anywhere.
**[08:44] Hahari**
Let me go!
**[08:45] Hahari**
Hakari... I'm coming for you!
**[08:47] Karane**
Hey, I really will snap your neck, okay?!
**[08:49] Hahari**
Bring it on!
**[08:52] Hahari**
You'll see that you don't want to
mess with a mother's love!
**[08:57] Security**
M-Ma'am.
**[09:00] Karane**
*If I let her go now*
**[09:02] Karane**
*and she stops the two of them from escaping,*
**[09:04] Karane**
*we'll never share a moment like that again!*
**[09:11] Karane**
*This is no time to be freaking out.*
**[09:14] Karane**
A mother's love, my ass.
**[09:17] Karane**
That's rich, when you're ignoring
Hakari's feelings like that.
**[09:19] Karane**
You're the one who'll see!
**[09:21] Karane**
You don't wanna mess with a best friend's love!
**[09:29] Hakari**
Don't come any closer!
**[09:36] Security**
W-We can't risk agitating her.
**[09:38] Security**
Everyone away from the door!
**[09:42] Security**
D-Don't do it, miss!
**[09:44] Kusuri**
Meow! Meow!
**[09:44] Shizuka**
"You meowst live! You meowst!"
**[09:45] Nano**
Mew! Mew!
**[09:46] Security**
Not now, you stupid cat!
**[09:49] Security**
What are you doing?!
**[09:51] Rentaro**
Let me through!
**[09:57] Rentaro**
It's okay now.
**[09:59] Rentaro**
I'm here for you, Hakari.
**[10:02] Hakari**
Rentaro-kun...
**[10:05] Hakari**
Rentaro-kun?
**[10:09] Rentaro**
Karane's holding Hahari-san off right now.
**[10:12] Rentaro**
Nobody can stop us.
**[10:14] Rentaro**
We can run away from here together.
**[10:21] Hakari**
Even if we do escape,
we'll have to be on the run forever.
**[10:25] Hakari**
You'll always be shackled to Mother and me.
**[10:30] Rentaro**
Hakari...
**[10:31] Hakari**
I can't live with that!
**[10:33] Hakari**
I can't live a life that would only
ruin yours and make you unhappy!
**[10:40] Rentaro**
Then stop what you're doing right now!
**[10:44] Rentaro**
I can't imagine anything worse
than having to live a life without you.
**[10:51] Rentaro**
No matter what kind of life we live,
as long as you're with me...
**[10:57] Rentaro**
There's no way I could ever be unhappy!
**[11:02] Hakari**
Rentaro-kun...
**[11:05] Hakari**
That's not...
It's not fair to say it like that!
**[11:12] Rentaro**
I love you.
**[11:15] Rentaro**
Now and forever.
**[11:18] Rentaro**
Please stay with me for the rest of our lives.
**[11:23] Hakari**
No fair...
**[11:27] Hakari**
Not fair... That's just not fair!
**[11:35] Hakari**
Yes... I love you, too.
**[11:41] Hakari**
And I want to be with you forever.
**[11:49] Rentaro**
Great. Now come back inside.
**[11:52] Hakari**
Okay.
**[12:03] Rentaro**
* Shoot. The adrenaline wore off*
* and now she's scared!*
**[12:07] Rentaro**
Hakari, it's okay.
**[12:09] Rentaro**
Just wait there. I'm coming to you.
**[12:11] Hakari**
O-Okay...
**[12:35] Hakari**
Rentaro-kun...
**[12:38] Rentaro**
*Crap, I'm in a bad position!*
**[12:40] Rentaro**
*I'm being dragged over!*
**[12:43] Hahari**
Finally made it!
**[12:45] Karane**
Ugh. Hell hath no fury like a mother strong.
**[12:48] Rentaro**
Hakari!
**[12:51] Hakari**
Let me go, Rentaro-kun.
**[12:53] Hakari**
We'll both go down...
**[12:54] Rentaro**
Never!
**[12:55] Rentaro**
I finally got you!
**[12:57] Rentaro**
I'm never letting go of you again!
**[12:59] Hahari**
Hakari!
**[12:59] Karane**
Rentaro!
**[13:03] Rentaro**
*I will keep her safe.*
**[13:05] Nano**
Aijo Rentaro.
**[13:05] Kusuri**
Hakari!
**[13:07] Rentaro**
*I will keep her safe!*
**[13:09] Rentaro**
*I* will *keep her safe!*
**[13:28] Nano**
Grab on.
**[13:38] Kusuri**
What were you thinking?
**[13:47] Rentaro**
Thank goodness...
**[13:49] Rentaro**
I'm so glad you're okay!
**[13:54] Hahari**
Hakari!
**[13:59] Hahari**
Oh, thank god...
**[14:14] Karane**
You idiot!
**[14:33] Kusuri**
Karane made Hakari cry.
**[14:36] Kusuri**
Hit her so hard...
**[14:39] Hahari**
Do you realize...
**[14:42] Hahari**
If you hadn't landed in the pond,
even you would have...
**[14:46] Rentaro**
I told you, didn't I?
**[14:48] Rentaro**
I'll make her happy, even if it kills me.
**[14:52] Hahari**
*Ah... I see now.*
**[14:54] (Flashback) Rentaro**
I promise to make her happy!
**[14:57] (Flashback) Rentaro**
I really, really, really, really,
*really* love Hakari the most in the world!
**[15:01] Hahari**
*He meant all of it. Every single word.*
**[15:12] Hahari**
Please...
**[15:15] Hahari**
Take care of Hakari.
**[15:18] Rentaro**
*It was all for Hakari.*
**[15:22] Rentaro**
* Everything Hahari-san does,*
* she does for Hakari.*
**[15:26] Hakari**
Mother...
**[15:28] Rentaro**
* She was willing to be hated by her*
* beloved Hakari for tearing us apart.*
**[15:32] Rentaro**
*Even if it meant sacrificing everything,*
**[15:35] Rentaro**
*she put Hakari first and foremost.*
**[15:37] Rentaro**
*She's so brave, and so incredibly beautiful.*
**[15:42] Rentaro**
* But this way of life*
* will only bring her sorrow.*
**[15:46] Rentaro**
Of course. I promise...
**[15:54] Rentaro**
to make Hakari
**[15:56] Rentaro**
*and* you happy.
**[15:59] Hahari**
What?
**[16:00] Rentaro**
I want you to be happy, too.
**[16:04] Rentaro**
I want you to lead the life you wanted.
**[16:07] Rentaro**
The life of joy you once dreamed of!
**[16:13] Hahari**
R-Really?
**[16:15] Hahari**
Is this... your r-r-reply
to my asking you out earlier?!
**[16:21] Rentaro**
Yes. It would be my honor to go out with you.
**[16:24] Hakari**
M-M-M-Mother?!
**[16:26] Hakari**
You asked Rentaro-kun out?!
**[16:28] Hahari**
I mean...
**[16:29] Hahari**
I mean, can you blame me?
**[16:32] Hahari**
Rentaro-chan...
**[16:34] Hahari**
He's just so cute!
**[16:38] Rentaro**
H-Hahari-san?!
**[16:40] Hahari**
What is it, my dear Rentaro-chan?
**[16:40] Karane**
G-Girlfriend's mom...
**[16:43] Hakari**
My literal mother...
**[16:44] Kusuri**
MILF...
**[16:45] Shizuka**
*"Chaos and disorder."*
**[16:46] Nano**
Mother-Daughter Double Whopper.
**[16:47] Hahari**
Oh, I know. It's rather late and all...
**[16:54] Hahari**
Be sure to warm up after that pond dive.
**[16:57] Hahari**
We're having a sleepover tonight, after all.
**[17:00] Hakari**
A sleepover?
**[17:02] Hakari**
I feel like I'm getting vertigo
from all the ups and downs.
**[17:05] Shizuka**
*"I expected no less from Hakari-san's manor."
"The bath is as wide as an ocean."*
**[17:10] Karane**
A rich person's house's bath...
**[17:12] Kusuri**
This bath be huge...
**[17:14] Kusuri**
But mommy's milkers be huge, too.
**[17:16] Hahari**
Oh, my.
**[17:17] Hahari**
My dear Hakari has a matching set.
**[17:18] Hakari**
M-Mother! I can't...
**[17:22] Hakari**
*I can't deny it!*
***SIGN*** Booyah!
**[17:24] Kusuri**
And Nano's slender
but stacked, unlike those two.
**[17:29] Hakari**
Hold it, Kusuri-senpai!
**[17:31] Hahari**
What do you mean, "unlike us two"?
**[17:40] Kusuri**
Kusuri's in contention, too, aye aye.
**[17:44] Shizuka**
*"Is this the festival of goddesses?"*
***SIGN*** Tactical Retreat
**[17:49] Karane**
Idiots, carrying those funbags into combat...
**[17:53] Karane**
It'll get them killed in action.
**[17:58] Rentaro**
Huh? That was quick, Karane.
**[18:01] Rentaro**
Done alrea...dy?
**[18:08] Karane**
Wh-Whatever.
**[18:10] Karane**
I thought nothing of the bath here, is all.
**[18:13] Karane**
Wait, what's wrong?
**[18:15] Rentaro**
Y-Your tummy's showing.
**[18:19] Karane**
*I was in such a hurry, I didn't notice!*
**[18:23] Karane**
S-So? Why are you blushing over a little tummy?
**[18:27] (Flashback) Rentaro**
Karane-chan, your cutesy clothes are starting
to feel kinda smooth and slippery.
**[18:31] Karane**
Y-Y-You... Don't tell me...
**[18:33] Karane**
You're thinking back to what happened earlier?
**[18:36] Karane**
Aha, I thought so!
**[18:38] Karane**
You knew you were rubbing
your face all up in my belly!
**[18:41] Karane**
You just pretended
you didn't realize! You perv!
**[18:44] Rentaro**
C-Can you blame me?
We could've fallen off otherwise!
**[18:48] Rentaro**
It was all to make sure you wouldn't get hurt!
***SIGN*** hngh!!!
**[18:53] Karane**
Shaddup, shaddup, shaddup!
Do you have any idea how embarrassed I was?!
**[18:57] Karane**
I need to get payback!
**[19:00] Rentaro**
Hey, Karane?!
**[19:03] Rentaro**
Karane... What do you mean, payback?
**[19:10] Karane**
S-See? Embarrassing, isn't it?
**[19:13] Rentaro**
*This is just Christmas come early!*
**[19:16] Karane**
*Rentaro's tummy... His warmth...*
**[19:19] Karane**
*His solid abs!*
**[19:21] Rentaro**
K-Karane...
**[19:24] Karane**
Rentaro...
**[19:26] Kusuri**
Whew, that was a good bath, aye.
**[19:32] Kusuri**
You're working out together?!
**[19:34] Kusuri**
Let Kusuri join!
**[19:36] Rentaro**
S-Sure! One, two, one, two!
**[19:37] Karane**
*What was I thinking?*
**[19:39] Karane**
* Yeah, this house really is filled*
* with those horndogs' bad vibes!*
**[19:43] Hakari/Hahari**
Welcome!
**[19:45] Hahari**
Now, it's finally time...
**[19:48] Hahari**
for the pajama party!
**[19:53] Hakari**
Mother is a lover of all things cute.
**[19:56] Hakari**
If she finds someone adorable,
she has to dress them up!
**[20:00] Hahari**
All right, my lovelies, get dressed!
**[20:03] Hakari**
Eek! Mother, don't be so rough!
**[20:06] Karane**
Hey! Stop it, you freak!
**[20:08] Kusuri**
This is fine, aye!
**[20:08] Hakari**
Mother!
**[20:10] Hahari**
Nice, very nice!
**[20:11] Shizuka**
*"The force of a million troops..."*
**[20:14] Hahari**
You can look now, Rentaro-chan.
**[20:20] Rentarohahari**
Squee!
**[20:23] Rentaro**
Y-You all look amazing!
**[20:26] Hahari**
It's too early for squealing.
**[20:28] Rentaro**
But you were squealing, too.
**[20:30] Hahari**
These two... are the icing on the cake!
**[20:36] Kusuri**
Rawr, aye.
**[20:39] Hakari**
Mother...
**[20:41] Kusuri**
Are we that cute?
**[20:43] Rentaro**
You've got the whole galaxy blushing.
**[20:46] Karane**
Seriously, what's with your galaxy brain?
**[20:49] Kusuri**
Well, if we're so darn cute...
**[20:53] Kusuri**
We'll give you kissies.
**[20:57] Rentaro**
I'm in heaven...
**[20:59] Kusuri**
You're *going* to heaven!
**[20:59] Hahari**
Shizuka-chan, Kusuri-chan!
Give mommy a kiss, too!
**[21:02] Hakari**
Down, Mother.
**[21:03] Hahari**
I suppose I got a bit carried away.
**[21:05] Hakari**
Mother, you've got a nosebleed.
**[21:07] Hahari**
I'll get some water from the kitchen.
**[21:09] Rentaro**
Let me help you there.
**[21:15] Rentaro**
Are you all right?
**[21:17] Hahari**
Y-Yes, sorry.
**[21:21] Hahari**
I'm too old to be getting so excited.
**[21:25] Rentaro**
*Oh, Hahari-san's been holding back forever...*
**[21:32] Rentaro**
Hahari-san.
**[21:35] Rentaro**
There are plenty of fun
things in store for us.
**[21:41] Hahari**
Rentaro-chan...
**[21:47] Hahari**
Forgive me.
**[21:50] Hahari**
I can't hold it back any more...
**[21:54] Rentaro**
H-Hahari-san?
**[21:56] Hahari**
Come to my room...
**[22:02] Rentaro**
Hahari-san...
**[22:04] Narrator**
Rentaro! You...
**[22:06] Narrator**
Are you going to go from boy to man?!
# E12 - The 100 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really, Really, REALLY Love You (94 To Go)
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GVWU0W52D/the-100-girlfriends-who-really-really-really-really-really-love-you-94-to-go)
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**[00:00] Hahari**
I can't hold it back any more...
**[00:04] Rentaro**
H-Hahari-san?
**[00:06] Hahari**
Come to my room...
**[00:17] Hahari**
Yes! That's it, Rentaro-chan!
**[00:20] Rentaro**
No, Hahari-san! This is too much!
**[00:25] Hahari**
Oh, this is so great!
**[00:27] Hahari**
Please, Rentaro-chan!
**[00:29] Hahari**
Just a bit more!
**[00:31] Rentaro**
No, Hahari-san! I can't...
**[00:42] Karane**
Those two sure are
taking their time in the kitchen.
**[00:46] Shizuka**
*"Ya right, bossman."*
**[00:48] Shizuka**
*"It don't take this long to draw some water."*
**[00:53] Hakari**
Wh-Wh-Wh-What if Mother and Rentaro-kun...
**[00:58] Hakari**
are getting down and dirty?!
**[01:00] Karane**
Listen, I know your mom's a horndog, but...
**[01:04] Hakari**
Mother?
**[01:06] Hakari**
No cutting in line, Mother!
**[01:08] Kusuri**
Only Kusuri is allowed to deflower Rentaro!
**[01:11] Nano**
I don't think Aijo Rentaro can be deflowered.
**[01:13] Karane**
It doesn't matter! I bet she doesn't
even know what she's talking about!
**[01:18] Hakari**
Mother!
**[01:20] Rentaro**
Y-You guys!
**[01:27] Hahari**
You're the cutest thing
in the world, Rentaro-chan!
**[01:32] All**
*Cross-dressing boyfriend!*
***SIGN*** The Hurricane of Hngh
**[01:35] Hakari**
Mother! I'm so glad I was born your daughter!
**[01:38] Kusuri**
Let Kusuri call you boss!
**[01:40] Karane**
You have my lifelong loyalty.
**[01:42] Nano**
Your name will go down in history.
**[01:44] Shizuka**
*"You, and you alone, are my lord."*
**[01:46] Rentaro**
N-No...
**[01:48] Rentaro**
They all... saw me like... like this!
**[01:50] Hahari**
Oh, Rentaro-chan.
***SIGN*** Morgue-ified
**[01:55] Karane**
Rentaro?!
**[01:56] Kusuri**
From mortified to morgue-ified!
**[01:57] Hakari**
Rentaro-kun!
**[01:58] Shizuka**
*"No, it cannot be..."*
**[01:59] Shizuka**
*"Honey... honey!"*
**[02:00] Hakari**
You promised we would be together forever!
**[02:04] Hahari**
N-No... Rentaro-chan...
**[02:12] Hahari**
It's okay. I promise to bring him back to life.
**[02:17] Hahari**
Nano-chan, help me out.
***SIGN*** Five Minutes Later
**[02:24] Hahari**
The time has come, my lovelies.
**[02:26] Hahari**
I present to you the prince who will
awaken our sleeping beauty!
**[02:35] Kusuri**
So handsome, aye.
**[02:36] Shizuka**
*"My knight in shining armor..."*
**[02:37] Kusuri**
Kissies for Kusuri, too.
**[02:38] Hakari**
Of course. Only a prince's kiss could
arouse her from her slumber.
**[02:43] Rentaro**
Quit getting into the story!
**[03:02] Hahari**
A divine moment, right before our eyes!
**[03:04] Hakari**
Get it together, Mother. You're drooling.
**[03:08] Karane**
You need to take a look in the mirror.
**[03:10] Shizuka**
*"I could say the same for you."*
**[03:12] Kusuri**
And you, Shizuka.
**[03:13] Rentaro**
Nano...
**[03:14] Sign**
Droolception
**[03:15] Nano**
I fail to see the logic behind this.
**[03:18] Rentaro**
Sheesh!
**[03:19] Rentaro**
I-I'm taking a bath, too!
**[03:22] Kusuri**
*Sulk, sulk.*
**[03:24] Nano**
*Cute.*
**[03:25] Hahari**
Hakari.
**[03:26] Hahari**
Yes, Mother.
**[03:30] Mei**
I have brought it.
**[03:32] Hahari**
Thank you.
**[03:34] Karane**
What? What are you thinking?
***SIGN*** Silent Video Capture
**[03:37] Hakari**
What, you ask?
**[03:39] Hahari**
Peeping, obviously.
**[03:39] Hakari**
Peeping, of course.
**[03:42] Karane**
*Damn these horny Hanazonos!*
**[03:44] Karane**
Peeping, my ass! A-Are you stupid?!
**[03:47] Kusuri**
Kusuri...
**[03:49] Kusuri**
Never seen dong before!
**[03:51] Kusuri**
Wanna see Rentaro's dong, aye!
**[03:54] Karane**
Dong?!
**[03:55] Nano**
It makes sense to observe your partner's
body to prepare for what is to come.
**[03:59] Karane**
Come?!
**[04:00] Hahari**
Now, imagine which parts
Rentaro-chan might be washing.
**[04:04] Hakari**
It could be the dirty parts or the *dirty* parts.
**[04:07] Karane**
I...
**[04:07] Karane**
I just don't want wanna fall behind!
**[04:09] Karane**
It's not like I'm interested
in his body or anything, okay?!
**[04:12] Haharihakari**
*She's so easy. Too easy.*
**[04:15] Shizuka**
*"Halt!"*
**[04:16] Shizuka**
*"Do ya not care about disappointin' yer lord?!"*
**[04:21] Shizuka**
*"Well?"*
**[04:25] Nano**
As long as he doesn't find out,
in theory no one will be hurt.
**[04:29] Shizuka**
*"But..."*
**[04:30] Shizuka**
*"But bossman..."*
**[04:31] Hahari**
This cross is too heavy
for Shizuka-chan to bear.
**[04:34] Hahari**
Hakari.
**[04:35] Hakari**
Ready, Mother.
***SIGN*** Keep rolling, rolling, rolling!
***SIGN*** Keep rolling, rolling, rolling!
***SIGN*** Sushizuka-chan!
**[04:45] Hakari**
Wait for us here, Shizuka-chan.
**[04:47] Hakari**
We'll be right back with sneak—
**[04:49] Hakari**
souvenirs for you!
**[05:01] Rentaro**
Knowing Hakari and Hahari-san,
**[05:03] Rentaro**
they might jump in trying to take
sneak shots or wash my back.
**[05:08] Rentaro**
I'd better stay wrapped in a towel.
**[05:11] Rentaro**
Say no to degeneracy. Always.
**[05:14] Narrator**
He knew.
**[05:18] Kusuri**
All right, keep going... stop!
**[05:27] Kusuri**
Can't see anything. Glass all foggy.
**[05:36] Kusuri**
Crap! Think we're busted!
**[05:38] Haharihakari**
Collect the agent!
**[05:41] Rentaro**
No... No way...
**[05:54] Rentaro**
I better wash myself and get out of here quick.
**[05:59] Rentaro**
Okay.
**[06:08] Shizuka**
*I-It's no use. I can't free myself.*
**[06:12] Shizuka**
*If I don't hurry...*
**[06:16] Rentaro**
How could I expose myself to my girlfriends?!
**[06:18] Rentaro**
I am such a degenerate!
**[06:21] Rentaro**
I sentence ye to a town dragging!
**[06:24] Rentaro**
Ye?
**[06:25] Hakari**
Rentaro-kun!
**[06:26] Hakari**
How could we succumb to our lust
and burden Rentaro-kun with guilt?!
**[06:30] Hahari**
A grave sin!
**[06:32] All**
I sentence ye to a town dragging!
**[06:35] All**
Ye?
***SIGN*** Rentaro Family Grave
**[06:39] Shizuka**
*I don't want that!*
**[06:41] Shizuka**
*I'm the only one who can stop it!*
**[06:44] Shizuka**
*Come off! Come off!*
**[06:46] Shizuka**
*Please...*
**[07:01] Karane**
The attic?
**[07:02] Hahari**
Indeed. We have an alternate route.
**[07:07] Hakari**
This leads to the bathroom.
**[07:09] Kusuri**
So we peek from above.
**[07:11] Nano**
With no steam, our chances of success go up.
**[07:15] Mei**
I wish you all luck.
**[07:23] Karane**
Better not be any mice up here.
**[07:26] Hahari**
Of course not.
My staff keeps everything spotless.
**[07:32] Karane**
Mouse! On my leg!
**[07:33] Hahari**
Wh-What's wrong, Karane-chan?
**[07:35] Hakari**
Again, our home is completely mouse-fr—
**[07:36] Hakari**
Eek?!
**[07:38] Kusuri**
Wassup with you two...
**[07:40] Kusuri**
Something furry be here!
**[07:42] Karane**
Where? Where'd the mouse go?!
**[07:45] Hakari**
N-Near my neck!
**[07:46] Kusuri**
Scattering poison!
**[07:49] Hahari**
Don't, Kusuri-chan! We'll all die!
**[07:50] Nano**
Pi... 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288...
**[07:55] Rentaro**
Gah, please no! Spare me!
**[07:58] Rentaro**
I beg of you!
**[08:07] Shizuka**
*I must be brave. I have to save everyone.*
**[08:11] Shizuka**
*I'll tip myself over on the count of three.*
**[08:15] Shizuka**
*One, two...*
**[08:19] Shizuka**
*My heart feels like it's about to explode.*
**[08:24] Shizuka**
*I need to get in the right headspace.*
**[08:26] Shizuka**
*Maybe not three, but thirty.*
***SIGN*** °Soon after this, the rich person's guard dog will say, "Excuse me, could you move aside?"
***SIGN*** "Excuse me, could you move aside?"
***SIGN*** "That's a bit over the top..."
**[09:04] Rentaro**
Wait...
**[09:05] Rentaro**
Shizuka-chan?!
**[09:09] Rentaro**
A-Are you okay? What are you doing here?
**[09:23] Rentaro**
Shizuka-chan!
**[09:25] Rentaro**
You need an ice pack!
**[09:27] Karane**
R-Rich person's house cat!
**[09:30] Karane**
You again?!
**[09:31] Hakari**
Rentaro-kun?
**[09:33] Rentaro**
Uh, what's going on here?
***SIGN*** pawoo
**[09:36] Hakari**
O-Oh, we were just playing hide-and-seek.
**[09:39] Hahari**
And we hid up in the ceiling.
**[09:43] Nano**
It's most effective to hide in the dark.
**[09:45] Kusuri**
Love hide-and-seek, aye!
**[09:47] Karane**
Yeah, we were just hiding.
**[09:51] Karane**
It's not like we were trying to peep
at you in the bath or anything, okay?!
**[09:57] Rentaro**
Even if I were to somehow be okay with peeping,
**[10:00] Rentaro**
I would never be okay
with you all risking injury!
**[10:01] Narrator**
And so the Rated-R family and their
merry accomplices got a good scolding.
**[10:06] Narrator**
Never be a Peeping Tom, kids!
**[10:09] Shizuka**
*"I like giraffes."*
**[10:11] Shizuka**
*"But I like elephants more."*
**[10:16] Rentaro**
Your turn, Hahari-san.
**[10:18] Hahari**
O-Oh, right.
**[10:21] Hahari**
S-Sorry.
**[10:23] Rentaro**
Don't be.
**[10:24] Karane**
Quit with the cliched romcom shtick, you two.
**[10:27] Nano**
No, if anything, the rest of us
should be romcom-ing it up more.
**[10:31] Karane**
I-It's not like...
**[10:32] Hahari**
Oh, please.
**[10:36] Hakari**
Mother?
**[10:39] Hakari**
Oh, e-excuse me.
**[10:42] Hakari**
I remembered something I had to do.
**[10:44] Hakari**
Don't mind me, and enjoy the rest of the game.
**[10:57] Rentaro**
I came to check on Hahari-san, but...
**[11:00] Rentaro**
This house is so big, I have
no idea where she could be.
**[11:05] Rentaro**
Is that incense?
**[11:17] Rentaro**
*Oh...*
**[11:19] Rentaro**
*Right. I probably shouldn't disturb her.*
**[11:27] Rentaro**
*No.*
**[11:31] Hahari**
R-Rentaro-chan?
**[11:34] Rentaro**
May I light an incense with you?
**[11:38] Rentaro**
Huh? Who's this boy?
**[11:41] Rentaro**
*Is that a middle schooler?*
**[11:44] Hahari**
The last man I loved.
**[11:46] Hahari**
Hakari's father.
**[11:49] Rentaro**
Huh? Father?!
**[11:52] Rentaro**
Oh, sorry. I just assumed...
**[12:03] Rentaro**
May I ask you something?
**[12:06] Rentaro**
You said you had regrets being alone.
**[12:11] Rentaro**
But I'm sure there was no shortage
of men approaching you.
**[12:15] Rentaro**
So why did you choose
to go through life all alone?
**[12:21] Hahari**
I...
**[12:23] Hahari**
I don't want to talk about it.
**[12:26] Rentaro**
Please tell me.
**[12:28] Rentaro**
I may be just a teenager,
but I'm also your boyfriend now.
**[12:31] Rentaro**
Let me share in your burden.
**[12:45] Hahari**
I...
**[12:49] Hahari**
I just can't forget him!
**[12:53] Hahari**
Even after he died, I've loved him deeply!
**[12:59] Hahari**
I have no right to love another man!
**[13:02] Hahari**
And yet, I've fallen in love with you!
**[13:06] Hahari**
This is just wrong...
**[13:08] Rentaro**
You don't have to forget him!
**[13:11] Rentaro**
Hakari's dad and me...
**[13:13] Rentaro**
Who said you can't love two people at once?!
**[13:17] Rentaro**
Who ever said that loving someone means
your love for someone else is fake?!
**[13:22] Rentaro**
I don't care what anyone else thinks.
**[13:24] Rentaro**
As long as it feels real to me,
**[13:26] Rentaro**
your love is the real thing!
**[13:31] Hahari**
As long as it feels real...
**[13:34] Rentaro**
And the only way to do that
**[13:36] Rentaro**
is by pouring out all the love
in your heart and making it real.
**[13:42] Rentaro**
That's all we can do.
**[13:48] Rentaro**
If my love for you ever stops
feeling real, please tell me.
**[13:52] Rentaro**
In return, I promise to do the same for you.
**[13:57] Rentaro**
So don't be afraid to give me your love.
**[14:00] Hahari**
Rentaro-chan!
**[14:02] Hahari**
I love you... I love you so much!
**[14:05] Hahari**
I love you, Rentaro-chan!
**[14:08] Rentaro**
I love you, too, Hahari-san.
**[14:12] Hahari**
Rentaro-chan.
**[14:14] Hahari**
Will you... kiss me?
**[14:21] Hahari**
He said...
**[14:24] (Flashback) Hakaridad**
I can't be there for you the rest
of your life, Hahari-san.
**[14:29] (Flashback) Hakaridad**
So you need to save your
first kiss for the person
**[14:34] (Flashback) Hakaridad**
who will swear never to leave you alone.
**[14:38] Hahari**
And he never did...
**[14:42] Hahari**
Wait, I-I'm sorry!
**[14:44] Hahari**
I got too emotional!
**[14:47] Hahari**
Don't mind me.
**[14:49] Hahari**
Come on.
**[14:50] Hahari**
Let's go back to the others.
**[15:36] Karane**
*Saw it coming!*
**[15:37] Karane**
* I knew that thirsty succubus*
* would try something!*
**[15:41] Karane**
*What's she after? A kiss?*
**[15:43] Karane**
*Or maybe even more?!*
**[15:45] Karane**
* Whatever it is, I'm not letting you*
* make the first move, okay?!*
**[15:50] Rentaro**
What's up, Hakari?
**[15:52] Hakari**
Oh, s-sorry. Did I wake you?
**[15:57] Hakari**
I just wanted to sleep next to you.
**[16:02] Rentaro**
That's why you got up at this hour?
**[16:04] Rentaro**
I know you must be really tired, too.
**[16:07] Hakari**
I mean...
**[16:09] Hakari**
I was afraid I could never be with you again.
**[16:17] Rentaro**
Hakari.
**[16:22] Rentaro**
It's okay. I'm right here with you.
**[16:26] Hakari**
Rentaro-kun...
**[16:31] Hakari**
Could you please hold me
in your arms until morning comes?
**[16:35] Rentaro**
Of course.
**[16:40] Karane**
*Hmph. I'll let you have this, just for tonight.*
**[16:52] Rentaro**
Huh? Hakari?
**[16:56] Hakari**
Rentaro-kun! Smooch!
**[16:59] Karane**
Rentaro... smooch...
**[17:02] Rentaro**
*Aww, they're so close even when half-asleep.*
**[17:09] Rentaro**
Might as well hit the restroom...
**[17:23] Rentaro**
Are you Hakari's dad?
**[17:26] Hakaridad**
Hey, Aijo Rentaro-kun.
**[17:31] Hakaridad**
How dare you take my Hahari and Hakari?!
**[17:35] Hakaridad**
You and I need to have a nice, long chat!
**[17:38] Rentaro**
Perfect. I wanted to say
something to you, too, Father.
**[17:42] Hakaridad**
You don't get to call me Father!
**[17:45] Hakaridad**
Wait, are you not scared of me?
**[17:48] Hakaridad**
You were so freaked out when you
mistook those peepers for the supernatural.
**[17:54] Rentaro**
Uh, I am afraid of ghosts...
**[17:57] Rentaro**
But seeing as Hakari is your daughter,
**[18:00] Rentaro**
and just how much Hahari-san loves you,
**[18:04] Rentaro**
I can tell you were a warm
and kindhearted person.
**[18:12] Hakaridad**
Boo.
**[18:14] Hakaridad**
And here I had my "Make them happy or
I'll curse you to death!" speech ready to go.
**[18:21] Rentaro**
There's no need for that.
**[18:22] Rentaro**
I'll give everything I've got to make
the two of them happy.
**[18:28] Hakaridad**
I believe it.
**[18:29] Hakaridad**
I've watched over them for 16 whole years.
**[18:33] Hakaridad**
Many a man flocked to the two of them,
**[18:37] Hakaridad**
but none of them were as dedicated as you.
**[18:41] Hakaridad**
Thank you.
**[18:43] Hakaridad**
For releasing Hahari's heart
from the shackles I've been to her.
**[18:47] Rentaro**
Oh, please!
**[18:49] Rentaro**
I only did what I thought I could
to make the people I love happy.
**[18:54] Hakaridad**
With you by their side,
**[18:56] Hakaridad**
I may actually be able to find
peace and pass on someday.
**[19:01] Rentaro**
Father...
**[19:04] Rentaro**
Let me watch over the two of them from now on.
**[19:08] Rentaro**
Together with you.
**[19:11] Hakaridad**
Yes.
**[19:13] Hakaridad**
We'll watch over the future
of those two girls we love so much.
**[19:19] Hakaridad**
Oh, and what did you want to say to me?
**[19:23] Hakaridad**
You weren't going to declare
war over Hahari, were you?
**[19:27] Rentaro**
I wanted to thank you.
**[19:29] Hakaridad**
For what?
**[19:31] Rentaro**
For bringing Hakari into this world.
**[19:33] Rentaro**
And for bringing Hahari-san joy
long before I was even born.
**[19:38] Rentaro**
Thank you so much.
**[19:41] Hakaridad**
Rentaro-kun...
**[19:46] Rentaro**
Father?!
**[19:48] Hakaridad**
You're such a good boy,
I fully trust you to do right by them,
**[19:53] Hakaridad**
and now my regrets about leaving
them behind are being blown away!
**[19:57] Hakaridad**
M-My time's up! I'm passing on!
**[20:00] Rentaro**
No! We promised to watch over them together!
**[20:04] Hakaridad**
Yeah, no, that's not happening!
**[20:07] Rentaro**
Father!
**[20:13] Rentaro**
Father!
**[20:16] Rentaro**
Huh? What was I...
**[20:20] Rentaro**
Was I asleep?
**[20:21] Rentaro**
Was that a dream?
**[20:23] Rentaro**
But it felt so real.
**[20:28] Rentaro**
It's morning...
**[20:32] Rentaro**
Man, that sure was one long day, huh?
**[20:36] Rentaro**
But we got through it... together.
**[20:44] Narrator**
And thus, that fairy-tale night
came to an end...
**[20:47] Hahari**
You're all leaving?
**[20:50] Rentaro**
Yeah. We need to get home
and change into our uniforms.
**[20:54] Hahari**
Feel free to visit whenever you like, okay?
**[20:58] Rentaro**
Sure. I promise I'll be back as soon as I can.
**[21:03] Narrator**
And the lovebirds went their separate ways...
**[21:08] Pa**
*We will now begin this emergency assembly.*
**[21:11] Narrator**
...is how it would go in any
anime but this one.
**[21:15] Hahari**
Pleased to meet you all.
**[21:18] Hahari**
I'm Hanazono Hahari, and I'm the new
chairperson of the school board.
**[21:22] Hahari**
* I wanted to see him so badly,*
* I bought the whole school.*
**[21:26] Hakari**
*M-M-M-M-M-M-Mothe-ther?!*
**[21:32] Mei**
Lady Hahari headed out to your school.
**[21:35] Rentaro**
I under...stand!
**[21:38] Rentaro**
Thank you... very much!
**[21:40] Rentaro**
* But I ran all the way to see her*
* during lunch break!*
**[21:44] Hahari**
You really did come to see me
as soon as you could!
**[21:48] Rentaro**
*So what if we just missed each other?*
**[21:51] Rentaro**
*Run, me.*
**[21:53] Rentaro**
*Run, Aijo Rentaro!*
**[21:57] Rentaro**
*The girls...*
**[22:00] Rentaro**
*They're all waiting for me!*
***SIGN*** While Stocks Last!!
***SIGN*** Kariage-kun
Teriyaki Chicken Flavor
***SIGN*** Girls'
Baseball Team
**[23:10] Karane**
Sheesh. Where have you been?
**[23:13] Rentaro**
*Yeah, they're all out here waiting for me.*
**[23:16] Karane**
Rentaro.
**[23:18] Hakari**
Rentaro-kun!
**[23:19] Shizuka**
*"Rentaro" "kun."*
**[23:21] Nano**
Aijo Rentaro.
**[23:22] Kusuri**
Rentaro!
**[23:23] Hahari**
Rentaro-chan.
**[23:26] Rentaro**
*The girlfriends who I really, really,
really, really,* really *love...*
**[23:30] Rentaro**
*and the girlfriends who really, really,
really, really,* really *love me!*