The 100 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really, Really, REALLY Love You
Rentaro Aijo was rejected 100 times in middle school. He visits a shrine and prays for better luck in high school. The God of Love appears and promises that he’ll soon meet 100 people he’s destined to date. But there’s a catch—once destiny introduces someone to him, the two must happily love each other. If they don’t, they’ll die. What will befall Rentaro and his 100 girlfriends in high school?
- Season 1
- E1 - The 2 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really Love You (98 To Go)
- E2 - First Kiss
- E3 - The Quiet Princess, The Knight, and The Samurai
- E4 - Just When You Think It's a Hanky-Panky Episode
- E5 - The Hyper-Efficient Girl
- E6 - Everyone's Favorite: The Swimsuit Episode
- E7 - Saying Hello to the Chemistry Girl
- E8 - Kiss Zombie Panic
- E9 - The Holy War of Love and Soul
- E10 - Love Mission: Impossible
- E11 - Even If It Kills Me
- E12 - The 100 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really, Really, REALLY Love You (94 To Go)
Season 1
E1 - The 2 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really Love You (98 To Go)
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SIGN Thanks for 3 great years!
Middle School Graduation Ceremony
SIGN Video Photo Square
[00:02] F. Teacher
Congrats.
[00:02] All
Yay!
[00:03] Girl
There, there. No crying.
[00:05] Guy 1
Hoo boy.
[00:06] Guy 1
I gave away all my buttons.
[00:08] Guy 2
O-Oh yeah? Well, I'm gonna start now.
[00:14] Rentaro
Asakawa-san.
[00:16] Rentaro
I like you! Please...
[00:18] Rentaro
Go out with me!
[00:22] Asakawa
Aijo-kun.
[00:25] Asakawa
Same here.
[00:28] Asakawa
You're so cheerful, friendly,
and straightforward,
[00:31] Asakawa
and you're incredibly nice to everyone.
[00:33] Asakawa
And that's why I...
[00:37] Asakawa
li...
[00:39] Asakawa
I like you, too, but...
[00:41] Asakawa
Just the idea of dating you
makes me wanna puke.
[00:43] Asakawa
I can't, sorry!
[00:44] Rentaro
Way to go from "Sick!" to sick!
SIGN Aijo Rentaro's
Rejection Blues
[00:51] Rentaro
A wild ride from heaven to hell.
[00:53] Rentaro
It was the first ever rejection
that made me wanna die.
[00:56] Rentaro
Today... my romance died.
[01:00] Friend A
Cheer up, Rentaro.
SIGN Friend A
[01:03] Friend A
Quit looking like a doomer
falling into darkness, dude.
SIGN Aijo Rentaro
[01:06] Rentaro
What would that even look like?
[01:08] Friend A
Like that.
[01:10] Friend A
By the way, what's the rejection streak at now?
[01:13] Rentaro
Why would you ask your heartbroken friend that?
[01:16] Friend A
Cause I'm not gonna see you after today anyway!
[01:19] Rentaro
Wow, now you've ruined
every single memory we've ever shared!
[01:22] Rentaro
That rejection was...
[01:24] Rentaro
my one hundredth.
[01:26] Friend A
I'm amazed you had the nerve
to keep going after the first ninety-nine.
[01:31] Friend A
I dub thee...
SIGN Graduation Certificate
[01:32] Sign
#Losing
[01:33] Friend A
Sir Flirts-a-Lot.
SIGN Sir Flirts-a-Lot
[01:35] Rentaro
Stop that!
[01:36] Rentaro
I don't deserve knighthood! All I do is lose!
[01:38] Friend A
How'd you even get to 100?
When did you first ask a girl out?
[01:42] Rentaro
I'll never forget the day it happened.
[01:44] (Flashback) Rentarobaby
A... A-tan...
[01:46] Rentaro
I was eight months old.
[01:47] (Flashback) Rentarobaby
Wub you!
[01:48] Friend A
I take it back! You're no hero, just a monster!
[01:49] (Flashback) Aa-Tan
No!
[01:50] (Flashback) Aa-Tan
No, no!
[01:51] (Flashback) Aa-Tan
No, no, no, no!
[01:53] Rentaro
Guh, I want a girlfriend so bad!
[01:55] Rentaro
I wanna hold hands and go all, like, "hngh!"
[01:57] Rentaro
I wanna have fights throwing love bombs
at each other instead of snowballs!
[02:00] Rentaro
And I wanna have normal snowball fights, too!
[02:02] Friend A
I really don't get it, though.
Why do you keep getting rejected?
[02:06] Friend A
You've got the looks,
and you're smart and athletic.
[02:10] Friend A
You're nice to everyone
[02:11] Friend A
and popular with both boys and girls.
[02:13] Rentaro
Talk about laying it on thick!
Are you into me or something?
[02:16] Friend A
Anyway, take care, Rentaro.
[02:19] Friend A
Don't die, even if your rejection streak
keeps going in high school.
[02:22] Rentaro
Could you not jinx the next chapter
in my life already, my good Friend A?!
SIGN Find Love
SIGN Find Love
SIGN Find Love
SIGN Find Love
[02:30] Rentaro
I beg of you, gods of love and everything else!
[02:33] Rentaro
Please let me land a girlfriend
and lead a high school life filled with joy!
[02:40] Lovegod
Worry not.
[02:45] Lovegod
I'm over here.
SIGN Offerings
[02:48] Rentaro
Gah! A donation box thief!
[02:50] Lovegod
What kind of thief shows up like this?!
[02:53] Lovegod
I am the very god of this shrine.
[02:55] Rentaro
What kind of god shows up like this?!
[03:00] Lovegod
Worry not, Rentaro.
[03:02] Lovegod
It is written in the stars that you'll meet
your destined chick in high school.
SIGN What's up with
his hair...
[03:07] Rentaro
My... destined chick?
[03:10] Lovegod
Indeed.
[03:12] Rentaro
No way! The chick...
[03:16] Rentaro
Wait, now I get it. Chick, huh?
[03:21] Rentaro
Like, Chick-filet, right? I'd love to dig in.
[03:24] Lovegod
What are you, some kind of Ghoul From Tokyo?!
[03:26] Lovegod
No, I mean your soulmate.
[03:29] Lovegod
The person who was chosen for you at birth.
[03:33] Lovegod
Your ideal romantic partner.
[03:37] Rentaro
My ideal... romantic partner?
[03:40] Lovegod
Exactly.
[03:41] Lovegod
When two soulmates meet,
a sudden shock runs through their bodies.
[03:46] Lovegod
And they instantly fall
head over heels for each other.
[03:49] Lovegod
It'll be love at first sight, as they call it.
[03:52] Rentaro
Head over heels... for each other?
[03:55] Lovegod
Indeed.
[03:56] Lovegod
But it bears noting that women
will know the very moment this happens,
[04:01] Lovegod
while men will only realize it
gradually over time.
[04:05] Rentaro
Women will the know the moment this happens,
[04:07] Rentaro
while men only realize it over time?
[04:08] Lovegod
So repetitive!
[04:10] Lovegod
Quit repeating after me!
[04:13] Lovegod
We've barely got enough time to cover
everything we need to in episode one!
[04:16] Lovegod
If people went, "Huh? I thought the god had
more lines in the manga. Were they cut?"
[04:20] Lovegod
that would royally suck! For me, especially!
[04:23] Rentaro
O-Okay, let's move on!
[04:25] Lovegod
And soulmates are fated to meet
at a specific point in their lives.
SIGN "A god quick to switch gears"
[04:30] Rentaro
Too quick to switch gears, even!
[04:32] Rentaro
But what about the people
who remain single their whole life?
SIGN "A boy quick to switch gears"
[04:35] Lovegod
Of course, not everyone
gets to have a soulmate.
[04:38] Lovegod
The ones who do are truly blessed.
[04:43] Rentaro
I see.
[04:44] Rentaro
Anyway, I'll get to meet my soulmate in high
school and have a joyful romance with them?
[04:50] Lovegod
Indeed. And what's more...
[04:51] Lovegod
In high school, you will meet a grand total
[04:55] Lovegod
of one hundred soulmates!
[04:57] Rentaro
A hundred?!
[04:59] Lovegod
You'll have your pick of the girls.
Aren't you happy?
[05:02] Rentaro
A-Aw, come on... My pick?
[05:07] Rentaro
If you're lying, can I burn down this shrine?
[05:09] Lovegod
Gah! Some of my lines just got cut!
SIGN 1 Month Later
SIGN Ohana-no-Mitsu High School
Entrance Ceremony
SIGN Name of
the high school
Rentaro enrolled at
(Bet you didn't
know that one)
[05:19] Rentaro
Finally, the entrance ceremony!
[05:21] Rentaro
Not that there was much waiting involved,
given we skipped here right after graduation.
[05:26] Rentaro
Now, we head to our respective classes
[05:28] Rentaro
to get a rundown of the school rules...
[05:32] Rentaro
Ow, ow... Oh, sorry about that.
[05:35] Karane
That hurt! Watch where you're going!
[05:36] Hakari
Sorry. I should've been more careful, too.
SIGN Krrrack!!!
[05:54] Karane
Huh? Wh-What was that?
[05:57] Rentaro
I just felt a shock run through
my whole body. Could it be...
[06:02] Rentaro
Are they who god was talking about?
[06:04] Rentaro
Are they...
[06:06] Rentaro
my soulmates?
[06:09] Rentaro
Ack!
[06:09] Rentaro
Quit staring at them!
[06:11] Rentaro
They don't know anything!
They're just gonna think I'm a weirdo!
[06:16] Rentaro
Are...
[06:17] Rentaro
Are you two okay?
[06:22] Karane
Er...
[06:24] Rentaro
Wh-What's wrong?
[06:26] Hakari
My apologies. It appears I've twisted my ankle.
SIGN Hnghhh <3
SIGN Hnghhh <3
[06:30] Hakari
Could you help me
to the nurse's office, please?
[06:35] Rentaro
O-Of course! How bad is it?
[06:37] Rentaro
Does it hurt a lot?
[06:39] Hakari
Oh, no! It's not too bad.
[06:41] Rentaro
I'm so sorry. Like, for real!
[06:43] Rentaro
What kinda jerk hurts his precious soulmate
as soon as he meets her?
[06:48] Rentaro
Get your act together, damn it!
SIGN Squeee!!
SIGN Swoooooooooooooon
[06:52] Hakari
He's crying so much,
just because he hurt a total stranger!
SIGN Love is blind.
[06:57] Hakari
What a kind soul!
[06:59] Rentaro
Are you okay? Can you stand?
[07:01] Hakari
Yes, thank you.
[07:03] Karane
I... I-It...
[07:07] Karane
It's not like I twisted my ankle just so
I could lean on you or anything, okay?!
[07:11] Rentaro
What in the...?!
[07:12] Rentaro
Wait.
[07:13] Rentaro
Are you hurt, too?
[07:15] Karane
Yeah, I twisted my ankle.
You got a problem with that?
[07:21] Rentaro
What am I, some kind of living,
breathing Deathstar?!
[07:23] Rentaro
What kinda messed-up way do you have
to walk to hurt everyone you touch?!
[07:28] Hakari
What's the matter?!
[07:28] Karane
He's having a seizure?!
[07:30] Rentaro
Huh?
[07:31] Rentaro
What?
[07:33] Rentaro
You two can stand?
[07:36] Hakarikarane
Owie. Ouchie.
[07:38] Karane
Q-Quit messing around and help us already!
[07:40] Rentaro
Oh, uh... Sure.
[07:43] Rentaro
Wait, why does it look like
I'm the one being carried?!
[07:46] Hakari
Oh, no! I can't keep my balance
with the three of us all bunched up.
[07:49] Karane
H-Hey, quit clinging to him!
You're making me lose my balance, too!
[07:52] Hakari
No, it's you!
[07:54] Karane
No, you!
[07:55] Rentaro
Hey, stop...
[08:01] Rentaro
What is even going on?
Am I dreaming?!
[08:03] Rentaro
They're clinging to me like cicadas!
[08:06] Rentaro
I'm the luckiest
telephone pole in the universe!
[08:11] Rentaro
L-Let's just hurry
to the nurse's office already.
[08:13] Rentaro
I feel like I'm gonna flip over
and turn into a girl.
[08:17] Karane
Real life ain't Reversi.
[08:20] Rentaro
Oh, r-right.
[08:22] Rentaro
I'm Aijo Rentaro from Class 1-4.
How about you two?
[08:26] Karane
I'm Inda Karane, also from Class 1-4.
[08:26] Hakari
I'm Hanazono Hakari from Class 1-4.
[08:29] Karane
Hmph! So we're classmates!
[08:29] Hakari
We're in the same class, huh?
[08:31] Rentaro
Stereo introductions!
[08:33] Girl
Did you hear about
this school's love superstition?
[08:33] Rentaro
Could we maybe go one at a time?
[08:38] Rentaro
Please give me one more chance.
[08:38] Girl A
There's a field of pink clovers
in the courtyard.
[08:41] Girl A
If you find a four-leaf clover there
and ask someone out with it,
[08:44] Girl A
they'll definitely say yes, apparently!
[08:45] Girl B
The heck? Sounds like a story for little kids!
[08:47] Girl A
Yeah, but they say it has a 100% success rate!
[08:52] Hakari
I just remembered something I need to do!
[08:52] Karane
I just remembered something I gotta do!
[08:53] Rentaro
So your legs are fine now?!
SIGN End of the First Day of School
SIGN And Four Hours After That
[09:01] Rentaro
I didn't expect to help a teacher
look for his contacts after school,
[09:05] (Flashback) Rentaro
Found it!
SIGN Found it!
[09:05] Rentaro
nor did I expect it to take four whole hours.
SIGN Thank you!
[09:06] (Flashback) Teacher
Thank you! I'll give you
a hundred million extra credits!
SIGN I'll give you a hundred
million extra credits!
[09:10] Rentaro
I'd hoped to see those girls
again after school,
[09:12] Rentaro
but I guess that's not happening.
[09:15] Rentaro
They both ran off somewhere...
[09:18] Karane
Four-leaf! Four-leaf! Four-leaf!
[09:20] Hakari
Four-leaf... four-leaf... four-leaf...
[09:22] Rentaro
They're going at it!
[09:24] Rentaro
Have they been looking for a four-leaf clover
since school ended four hours ago?
[09:29] Rentaro
Who does that?!
SIGN Guy who just
spent four hours
looking for contacts
[09:33] Rentaro
And they're trying so hard, too...
[09:36] Rentaro
Is it for me?
[09:38] Rentaro
I can't just stand by and watch!
[09:43] Karane
I guess they've all been picked by now.
[09:48] Karane
But surely I can find one...
[09:49] Rentaro
Inda-san.
[09:52] Rentaro
Having trouble finding that four-leaf clover?
[09:55] Karane
Aijo?!
[09:56] Karane
W-What? I'm not looking for
a four-leaf clover or anything!
[10:00] Karane
Uh...
[10:01] Karane
Right! It's just, I...
[10:03] Karane
I suddenly felt the need to go,
so I'm just looking for a good spot!
[10:07] Rentaro
You sure you wanna go with that?
You're just making things worse for yourself!
[10:11] Rentaro
Wait, where's Hanazono-san?
[10:14] Karane
Huh? She was right there a moment ago.
Bathroom break, maybe?
[10:18] Rentaro
Oh. Well, in that case...
[10:21] Rentaro
Here.
[10:22] Rentaro
You must be tired, so have a drink.
[10:24] Karane
Huh? Wh-What?
[10:26] Karane
What're you playing at?
[10:27] Karane
I-I don't get it.
[10:30] Rentaro
Right, figures.
[10:32] Rentaro
I'm being kinda gross, huh?
We only just met and all.
[10:38] Karane
Y...
[10:39] Karane
You're being so gross,
I'm gonna throw it all up,
[10:42] Karane
but I'll drink it just so
it doesn't go to waste!
[10:44] Rentaro
I'm not trying to put you through
all that pain and suffering, though!
[10:48] Rentaro
A-Anyway, it's getting late.
You should go home.
[10:52] Karane
I-I don't need you tell me!
I was about to do just that!
[10:57] Karane
H-Hey, uh...
[11:00] Karane
Th-Thanks.
[11:04] Rentaro
Extra, extra! We have a tsundere!
[11:07] Karane
H-Hmph!
[11:09] Karane
It's not like I'm thankful or anything, okay?!
[11:11] Rentaro
I'm getting mixed signals!
[11:14] Hakari
Huh? Aijo-kun?
[11:16] Rentaro
Hanazono-san.
[11:17] Hakari
Wh-What are you doing here?
[11:20] Rentaro
Oh, uh...
[11:21] Rentaro
It looked like you two'd been looking for
a four-leaf clover all this time,
[11:24] Rentaro
so I bought you some drinks.
[11:27] Rentaro
Here. For you, if you'd like.
[11:29] Hakari
Aw, you shouldn't have...
[11:33] Hakari
Oh, but I always struggle to finish
a whole can by myself.
[11:38] Hakari
Could you please have half of it for me?
[11:42] Hakari
It's the perfect scheme!
[11:44] Hakari
Now I can share an indirect kiss
with Aijo-kun! I'm so smooth!
[11:48] Rentaro
I get it.
[11:50] Rentaro
I was worried about 350ml being too much,
so I got you a 190ml can, too.
[11:54] Rentaro
Way to go, me.
[11:57] Hakari
B-B-But...
[11:58] Hakari
Half of 350ml is 175ml,
and 190ml is 15ml more than that.
[12:04] Hakari
I really don't think
I could finish it by myself.
[12:08] Rentaro
Is 15ml really that big a hurdle?!
[12:10] Rentaro
W-Well, if you insist.
[12:13] Hakari
Please.
[12:15] Rentaro
Okay, here I go.
SIGN Let's gooo!!
[12:20] Rentaro
How the heck does one drink exactly 15ml?
[12:23] Rentaro
Here. Hopefully, that should do it.
[12:25] Hakari
Thank you so much.
[12:27] Rentaro
Wait!
[12:28] Rentaro
Isn't this an indirect kiss?!
[12:31] Hakari
An indirect kiss... with Aijo-kun.
[12:34] Hakari
I-Indirect...
[12:35] Hakari
kiss!
[12:36] Rentaro
Hanazono-san?!
[12:42] Rentaro
I didn't know you liked that drink so much!
[12:46] Hakari
My indirect ki...
[12:49] Rentaro
Hanazono-san.
[12:51] Rentaro
You've got splashes on your skirt.
Use this to wipe off.
[13:05] Rentaro
Huh? H-Hanazono-san?
[13:07] Hakari
Aijo-kun.
[13:09] Hakari
I... I love you!
[13:11] Hakari
Please go out with me!
[13:15] Rentaro
Wh-What?
[13:17] Hakari
I-I'm sorry.
[13:18] Hakari
I know this is too sudden. But...
[13:21] Hakari
I feel like I'm already
head over heels for you.
[13:26] Hakari
And it seems I'm not the only one
who feels that way.
[13:31] Hakari
So I thought I had to say it now,
or else I'd regret it forever.
[13:34] Rentaro
It's the first time
any girl has ever asked me out.
[13:38] Rentaro
I'm over the moon!
[13:41] Rentaro
I...
[13:44] Rentaro
I-Inda-san?
[13:46] Rentaro
What's with all those cans?!
[13:48] Karane
It's not like I wanted to pay you back
[13:50] Karane
but couldn't figure out what you liked
and bought one of everything, okay?!
[13:53] Rentaro
I appreciate the thought,
but you really shouldn't have!
[13:57] Karane
Who died and let you cut in line?!
[13:59] Hakari
Whatever could you mean?
[14:00] Hakari
I-I had no idea you liked Aijo-kun, too.
[14:04] Karane
You just said you weren't
the only one! I heard you!
[14:08] Karane
I-It's not like I like you or anything, okay?!
[14:12] Rentaro
Bit late for that, isn't it?!
[14:14] Karane
H-Hmph!
[14:15] Karane
But, hey, if you want to go out with me
so badly, I guess I could be your girlfriend.
[14:20] Rentaro
I've never seen anyone ask someone out
like they're doing them a favor before.
[14:24] Karane
No, what I mean to say is...
[14:27] Karane
I... I love you, too, Aijo.
[14:32] Karane
Please go out with me.
[14:44] Rentaro
Hanazono-san.
[14:46] Rentaro
Inda-san.
[14:48] Karane
Aijo.
[14:48] Hakari
Aijo-kun.
[14:50] Karane
Who's it gonna be? Pick one!
[14:50] Hakari
Which one of us will it be? Make your choice!
[14:55] Rentaro
F...
[14:56] Rentaro
Find out after this short break.
[14:58] Karane
I'm gonna kick your ass!
[15:01] Rentaro
I...
[15:02] Rentaro
I seriously can't choose!
[15:04] Rentaro
They're both so attractive.
There's no way I could choose.
[15:08] Rentaro
Is it because they're both my soulmates?
[15:11] Rentaro
I asked them to wait
until tomorrow for my response...
[15:14] Rentaro
But what do I do?
[15:16] Lovegod
But of course.
[15:20] Lovegod
They're your soulmates,
both your ideal romantic partner.
[15:25] Lovegod
It's impossible for you to pick one.
[15:27] Rentaro
How do others do it?
[15:29] Rentaro
What do the people who meet
two soulmates at once like me handle it?
[15:34] Lovegod
About that...
[15:36] Lovegod
Normally, any given person
only has one soulmate.
[15:42] Lovegod
Something monumental just happened
to coincide with your birth.
[15:47] Lovegod
It caused me, the god of love,
to make a horrible mistake.
[15:50] Rentaro
What? What was it?!
[15:54] Lovegod
It was a Friday.
[15:58] Lovegod
Fortress in the Sky
was airing on TV while I was working.
[16:01] Rentaro
You're a god!
Why are you watching TV as you work?!
[16:04] Lovegod
L-Listen, hear me out!
[16:07] Lovegod
It was my first watch!
My first exposure to Balus!
[16:07] Mooska
I'll wait three minutes.
[16:10] Rentaro
Your first Balus?!
SIGN Balus!
[16:13] (Flashback) Lovegod
Spectacular!
SIGN jot jot jot
[16:15] Rentaro
That's understandable...
[16:16] Rentaro
my ass!
SIGN Aijo Rentaro
SIGN will have 100 soulmates
[16:17] Lovegod
You know Fortress in the Sky is a 100/100!
SIGN 100 soulmates
[16:20] Rentaro
That's not the point!
[16:21] Rentaro
Why'd you even put your score down there?!
SIGN °An easy task involving just putting down "1" on each sheet.
[16:22] Rentaro
Heck, if it's one soulmate just person,
why not just print that part, too?!
SIGN Graaaargh
[16:25] Rentaro
Damn it all! What have you done to my life?!
[16:29] Rentaro
If I'd had only one soulmate, I could've led
a happy life not worrying about all this!
[16:33] Lovegod
Not to kick you while you're down,
but it gets worse.
[16:36] Rentaro
There's more?!
[16:37] Lovegod
When a person meets their soulmate,
they can love each other and be together.
[16:43] Lovegod
But if that doesn't come to pass,
all sorts of horrible stuff happens to them
[16:47] Lovegod
and they die.
[16:50] Lovegod
Having a soulmate is such a blessing,
[16:54] Lovegod
it uses up a whole lifetime's
worth of good luck.
[16:57] Lovegod
As such, if one fails to match
with them, only misfortune awaits.
[17:02] Rentaro
So, you mean to say...
[17:03] Rentaro
If I go out with one of them...
[17:07] Lovegod
Yes. The other will die.
[17:10] Rentaro
How the heck am I supposed to choose now?!
[17:13] Rentaro
The hell do you expect me to do,
for crying out loud?!
[17:15] Lovegod
Yeah... I'm really sorry about this, honest.
[17:19] Rentaro
This can't be happening to me!
[17:21] Rentaro
The girl I don't pick will die?
[17:24] Rentaro
What can I do?
[17:31] Rentaro
Hang on. What if...
[17:34] Rentaro
Sorry. I can't go out with either of you.
[17:37] Rentaro
I said that because I didn't want to hurt her.
I will go out with you, of course.
[17:42] Rentaro
But keep it a secret
so she doesn't find out, okay?
[17:46] Rentaro
That's it! That way, I can date
both of them without the other knowing!
[17:50] Rentaro
I can save both of them from certain death!
[17:56] Rentaro
Good morning, you two.
[17:58] Hakari
Good morning, Aijo-kun.
[18:01] Karane
Here I am. Hurry up and give us your answer...
SIGN Tattered...
[18:07] Karane
What the hell happened to you?!
[18:09] Rentaro
Oh, sorry. Don't worry about it.
[18:12] Hakari
So...
[18:13] Hakari
Have you decided on your answer?
[18:17] Rentaro
Yeah.
[18:31] Rentaro
I want both of you to be my girlfriends!
[18:37] Karane
Wh...
[18:38] Karane
You wha?!
[18:39] Karane
Both of us? Are you out of your mind?!
[18:43] Rentaro
I know how crazy this sounds!
[18:46] Rentaro
But...
[18:48] (Flashback) Rentaro
That's it! That way, I can date
both of them without the other knowing!
[18:52] (Flashback) Rentaro
I can save both of them from certain death!
[19:02] (Flashback) Rentaro
How stupid am I?
[19:04] (Flashback) Rentaro
The two of them opened up to me
and told me how they felt.
[19:08] (Flashback) Rentaro
I know better than anyone
[19:10] (Flashback) Rentaro
how much courage it takes
to confess your love to another person!
[19:14] (Flashback) Rentaro
There are lines that
should never be crossed, man!
[19:17] Rentaro
I just couldn't decide.
[19:20] Rentaro
I love you both so much,
[19:22] Rentaro
I couldn't pick only one!
[19:24] Rentaro
I may be two-timing, but I will not hurt you.
[19:27] Rentaro
I'll put in every drop of blood, sweat, and
tears, and make you the happiest girls alive!
[19:31] Rentaro
So I'm begging you two!
[19:33] Rentaro
Please go out with me!
[19:37] Karane
Y...
[19:38] Karane
You can sweet-talk me all you want,
two-timing is just not on...
[19:45] Karane
Pink...
[19:46] Hakari
...four-leaf clovers?
[19:48] Hakari
Two of them, no less!
[19:50] Hakari
We searched for so long together,
and we couldn't even find one!
[19:54] Karane
H-How'd you get those?
[19:56] Rentaro
Well, last night...
[19:57] Rentaro
I called a teacher
and asked them to let me back in.
[19:57] (Flashback) Teacher
Oh, you're the one who found
my contacts. Sure, anything for you.
[20:01] (Flashback) Rentaro
Thank you so much!
[20:04] Hakari
You spent all night looking?
[20:06] Karane
Wh-What an idiot!
[20:08] Karane
You're in high school, and you still
believe that stupid superstition?!
[20:12] Hakari
Inda-san, please stop.
[20:14] Hakari
Your words are coming back
to bite both you and me.
SIGN Stab
[20:16] Karane
Hah! I bet you're trying to show off
how much you care for us!
SIGN I
know it
[20:20] Karane
I'm still not letting you talk me into
accepting something as trashy as two-timing!
[20:24] Rentaro
Huh? Oh, sorry.
[20:26] Rentaro
That's not what I was going for at all.
[20:28] Karane
Then what the hell are you trying to do?!
[20:29] Hakari
Down, Inda-san.
[20:30] Karane
You two-timing piece of trash!
You must be crazy!
[20:31] Hakari
I know you acted all smug only to swing
and miss, but that's no reason to rage.
[20:33] Karane
Stupid jerk, stupid jerk!
[20:35] Rentaro
It's just, you two were trying
so hard to find these.
[20:36] Karane
Nag, nag! Nag, nag!
[20:39] Rentaro
It made me think you like
this kind of romantic gesture.
[20:43] Rentaro
So I figured, if I gave you
these along with my answer,
[20:47] Rentaro
it might make you happy.
[20:52] Hakari
V-Very well. I accept.
[20:55] Hakari
I don't mind you two-timing me.
[20:57] Karane
Excuse me?!
[20:58] Karane
Have you lost your mind, too?!
[21:01] Hakari
I am hopelessly in love with Aijo-kun.
[21:05] Hakari
I can't even imagine falling in love
with anyone else anymore.
[21:09] Hakari
If it's between this and rejection,
then being two-timed is but a trifling issue.
[21:16] Hakari
So I hope you'll take
good care of me, Rentaro-kun.
[21:22] Karane
M-Me, too!
[21:24] Karane
You better treat me right, or you'll pay!
[21:27] Hakari
Oh? What happened to
"two-timing is just not on"?
[21:31] Karane
I-I never said I wouldn't go out with him!
[21:34] Rentaro
Yeah, I promise.
[21:36] Rentaro
I'll make both of you the happiest girls alive!
[21:45] Narrator
And so begins Rentaro's
unprecedented pure-love harem life.
[21:49] Narrator
But we mustn't forget:
[21:50] Narrator
There are 98 more soulmates to come!
[21:54] Narrator
What will Rentaro do?
[21:56] Narrator
Will he leave the rest of this
endless barrage of soulmates to die?
[22:00] Narrator
Or will he choose to love every single one?
[22:03] Narrator
Is he gonna go for a century?!
[22:04] Narrator
Are you gonna be hundred-timing,
[22:06] Narrator
Rentaro?!
E2 - First Kiss
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[00:01] Rentaro
Yeah, can you believe it?
[00:03] Rentaro
After a rejection streak that hit 100,
[00:06] Rentaro
I now have a girlfriend
for the first time in my life!
[00:10] Rentaro
I'm also about to walk to school
with her like I've always dreamed about!
[00:14] Rentaro
And get this...
[00:17] Rentaro
There are two of them!
[00:19] Hakari
Good morning, Rentaro-kun.
[00:22] Karane
Wait, were you just talking to that pole?!
SIGN The 100 Girlfriends
Who Really, Really, Really, Really, REALLY Love You
SIGN Crossing
SIGN Reminiscing Lunch
SIGN B-Come Tast-E
SIGN I went all-out making lunch this morning <3
SIGN To Rentaro-kun
You might think this is all a bit overblown,
but I'm writing this letter to express how thankful I am for all you do.
Rentaro-kun, thank you so much for always bringing joy into my life.
I've put all my feelings of gratitude into making lunch for you.
Would you eat with me, if you don't mind?
I'll be waiting on the rooftop during lunch break <3
-Hakari
P.S. I believe my figure has become
more shapely these days.
I'm including a photograph
I took recently along with this letter.
Enjoy <3
SIGN To Rentaro!
You'd better come to the rooftop during lunch break!
Promise me you will!!
Don't ask why! Just do it!
I made too many side dishes, is all!
(Though part of it was me hoping you would eat them...)
So don't get the wrong idea! I'm just repaying you here!
We gotta eat lunch together!!!!
- Inda Karane
SIGN To Rentaro-kun
It feels a little strange writing to you
when we see each other all the time.
But I'm much better at expressing
my feelings through writing, so I figured I should
tell you how I constantly feel about you this way.
Thank you truly for always looking out for me
and respecting my feelings.
I will treasure the days I spend with you for life.
Rentaro-kun, do you happen to have time
during lunch break today? If you do,
then I would love to have lunch with you.
-Yoshimoto Shizuka
SIGN When a > 0 and b > 0,
the Rentaro a/b + b/a >= 2 Nano inequation becomes
a/b > 0 and b/a > 0.
With the addition of "Gratitude" and the arithmetic mean of "Lunch,"
we get Rentaro = a/b + b/a >= Lunch 2√(a/b x b/a)
= 2x Happiness
= Nano
Lunch a² + Lunch b² >= 2ab
(a-b)² = If you eat it, it no longer exists
As such, when a = b, lunch will be proven.
SIGN Rentaro, thanks for everything, aye.
It looks like today will be a beautiful day,
so I wanna eat lunch with you, aye!
It'll be delicious for sure, aye!
Note: Heat this area up for a surprise!
SIGN Hngh
[01:56] Rentaro
Good morning, you two.
[01:57] Karane
Were you just talking to that pole?
[02:01] Rentaro
I'm just on cloud nine
after getting my first girlfriend.
[02:05] Karane
If...
[02:06] Karane
If you wanna talk to someone so badly,
[02:09] Karane
I'm alwa... wa..
[02:10] Karane
Wacha-cha-cha-cha-cha!
[02:13] Karane
Y-You are already dead, okay?!
[02:15] Rentaro
Did you attack my pressure points?!
[02:19] Hakari
Such a beautiful day, don't you think?
[02:23] Rentaro
Y-Yeah. Such nice weather.
SIGN Smooth
[02:30] Rentaro
S-So smooth! So tiny!
[02:30] Rentaro
This is a girl's hand!
[02:33] Rentaro
So soft! So warm!
[02:34] Hakari
I read in a book that 90% of men
enjoy locking hands with their partners.
[02:35] Hakari
So big, so bony!
[02:39] Hakari
This is a boy's hand!
[02:42] Hakari
It's such great weather today.
It's so strong and so masculine.
[02:46] Karane
What the heck kinda weather is that?!
[02:48] Rentaro
Inda-san, let's do it, too.
[02:50] Rentaro
Gimme your hand.
[02:54] Karane
H-Hmph! I'm not too pleased about this,
[02:57] Karane
but I don't wanna miss out on zapping you
with some stray static electricity, so I'll live.
[03:02] Rentaro
Extra, extra. We have a zingdere, too.
[03:07] Karane
Gah, what is with this boy? I love him!
[03:10] Rentaro
I have never been happier in my life!
[03:13] Hakari
I love him...
I really, really, really love him!
SIGN Hngh <3
SIGN Hngh <3
SIGN Hngh <3
[03:17] Rentarokaranehakari
Love, love, love...
[03:17] Karane
This weather's too good for its own good!
[03:19] Rentaro
Yeah, it's lovely.
[03:21] Hakari
It's perfect weather.
[03:23] Rentaro
Yeah, you couldn't ask for a better day.
[03:27] Oldlady
Kids these days
really care about the weather, huh?
[03:33] Rentaro
By the way, Hanazono-san, Inda-san...
[03:36] Rentaro
Hmm? What's wrong, Hanazono-san?
[03:40] Hakari
Well, it's just...
[03:42] Hakari
I'd love it if you could call me
by my first name.
SIGN hubba hubba
[03:46] Sign
abbuh abbuh
[03:46] Rentaro
Oh, y-your name?
[03:49] Rentaro
H... H... Hakari-san.
[03:53] Hakari
Yes, Rentaro-kun!
[03:58] Karane
M-Me, too...
[04:01] Karane
R-R-R-R-R-Re...
[04:04] Karane
Rentaro!
[04:05] Rentaro
Yes?
[04:06] Karane
I-It's not like I was talking to you!
[04:08] Rentaro
Then, whomst?!
[04:12] Rentaro
Karane.
[04:14] Hakari
I would prefer just "Hakari," too!
[04:16] Rentaro
Huh? O-Okay...
[04:18] Rentaro
Hakari.
[04:20] Hakari
Yes. Asdkfasdfa.
[04:22] Hakari
Rentaro-kun.
[04:23] Rentaro
Hakari.
[04:24] Karane
R-Rentaro!
[04:26] Rentaro
Karane!
[04:27] Karane
Rentaro!
[04:28] Rentaro
Karane...
[04:29] Hakari
Rentaro-kun.
[04:30] Rentaro
Hakari!
[04:31] Karane
Rentaro...
[04:32] Rentaro
Karane!
[04:33] Guy A
The heck? Are they doing a roll call?
[04:33] Hakari
Rentaro-kun...
[04:34] Rentaro
Hakari...
[04:35] Viceprincipal
Hold it!
[04:37] Guy B
I'm really sorry! Please, have mercy!
[04:44] Hakari
It's her!
[04:46] Karane
The vice principal?!
[04:47] Rentaro
Hmm... vice principal...
[04:48] Rentaro
Vice principal?!
[04:49] Hakari
Yes. She's infamously strict
about school rules.
[04:53] Hakari
If she catches you running in the halls...
[04:55] Karane
...she'll chase you to the ends of the earth.
[05:04] Karane
And if she catches you...
[05:06] Guy B
No...
[05:07] Viceprincipal
Hope you reflect on this deeply!
[05:08] Guy B
No!
[05:11] Guy B
Eek! Please no!
[05:15] Karane
...she'll French kiss you.
[05:18] Rentaro
Emotional damage!
[05:20] Hakari
No, it hurts a lot physically, too.
[05:26] Hakari
She's a former star sprinter,
so nobody has ever escaped her kiss attack.
[05:26] Viceprincipal
Lickity lick lick!
[05:31] Karane
They call her "Sonic the Sketchhag."
[05:36] Rentaro
I had no idea such a monster
lurked in our school.
[05:39] Hakari
B-By the way, Rentaro-kun,
[05:42] Hakari
have you ever k-kissed anyone before?
[05:44] Karane
Flinch.
[05:45] Rentaro
Huh? Nope.
[05:47] Rentaro
You two are my first-ever girlfriends.
[05:50] Hakari & Karane
That means the early bird...
[05:54] Hakari & Karane
gets the first kiss!
[05:57] Hakari
I must have it!
[05:58] Karane
It will be mine!
SIGN Lunch Break
[06:02] Hakari
There's nobody around.
[06:05] Rentaro
It's only early spring,
so it's still a bit chilly.
[06:09] Karane
There's a kitty here.
[06:11] Hakari
Which means nobody's watching.
[06:15] Hakari
Hey, I cooked these egg rolls.
[06:19] Hakari
Would you like to try them?
[06:20] Rentaro
May I? I'd love to!
[06:22] Hakari
Okay!
[06:24] Hakari
Here, say aah.
[06:28] Rentaro
Aah.
[06:32] Hakari
Wh-What do you think?
[06:36] Rentaro
It's the best in the galaxy!
[06:37] Karane
Wha?!
[06:38] Hakari
I'm so glad!
[06:39] Karane
I-I happened to bake some cookies, too.
[06:42] Rentaro
Really?
[06:43] Karane
Not for you or anything, but...
[06:46] Karane
Come on, open up!
[06:48] Rentaro
Aah.
[06:50] Karane
C-Cookie!
[06:50] Rentaro
More like cook-eye!
SIGN Splornk
[06:58] Rentaro
It's the best in the galaxy!
[07:00] Karane
How galaxy-brained are you?!
[07:06] Hakari
Since we're on the topic of snacks,
[07:07] Hakari
I brought some Bocky, too.
[07:12] Hakari
Huh?
[07:13] Hakari
The ends are all snapped off!
We can't hold these in our hands!
[07:17] Rentaro
How does that even happen?!
[07:19] Hakari
I'd hoped to feed you these, too...
[07:23] Rentaro
Hakari.
[07:24] Hakari
Oh, but I could just hold it in a way
that doesn't dirty my hands.
[07:28] Hakari
Rentaro-kun, say aah.
[07:30] Rentaro
Aah.
[07:34] Rentaro
That's her game?!
[07:36] Rentaro
H-Her face is so close to mine! So cute!
[07:39] Rentaro
Cute, cute, cute, cute!
[07:41] Rentaro
Her cutey-cute face is so closey-close!
[07:44] Hakari
This is making me want to have some myself.
[07:48] Rentaro
The game is afoot!
[07:53] Karane
L-Let me in!
SIGN Splornk
[07:55] Rentaro
What does she have against my eyes?!
[08:02] Hakari
No!
[08:04] Hakari
The Bocky snapped in half!
[08:05] Rentaro
Sorry, I didn't mean to.
[08:08] Karane
Ah!
[08:09] Karane
Do you have a cold?
Your eyes are all red, too.
[08:12] Rentaro
No, that's because...
[08:14] Karane
Better pass it on with your mouth.
[08:17] Karane
They say you cure a cold by passing it on!
[08:19] Rentaro
That's the ace striker of Myth FC!
The Messi, the Ronaldo!
[08:22] Rentaro
Wait, her face is so close!
[08:24] Rentaro
And cute, cute, cute, cute!
[08:26] Rentaro
She's gonna score a hat-trick on me!
[08:29] Karane
Gah!
[08:30] Hakari
Wait! We can't be sure he has a cold yet!
[08:33] Karane
Bwang...
[08:34] Hakari
Let's check your temperature first.
[08:35] Karane
Was that soft? Hard?
An unidentified sensation!
[08:38] Hakari
In my family, we check with both our
foreheads and our lips. Please understand.
[08:44] Rentaro
A custom so outlandish, all I'm seeing is red!
[08:46] Karane
I disagree! Mouth-to-mouth is the best way!
[08:50] Karane
So pass out already!
[08:52] Rentaro
Have you both lost your marbles?!
[08:55] Hakari
What are you doing?!
[08:57] Karane
Bweh!
[09:02] Rentaro
Can we calm down? What's gotten into you?
[09:06] Rentaro
Wait, are you two trying to kiss me?
[09:10] Karane
You wha? I-I-I-I-It's not like that!
[09:12] Rentaro
You're not an open book,
you're the whole library!
[09:14] Hakari
Nothing stays secret with you around!
[09:17] Rentaro
They went so far to try to
kiss a guy like me...
[09:21] Rentaro
That's so sweet!
[09:23] Rentaro
You could've just asked.
[09:25] Rentaro
I wanted to... uh, kiss you two myself.
[09:28] Hakari
But...
[09:30] Hakari
The moment kissing came up,
[09:32] Hakari
we'd have to decide who would be first.
[09:36] Karane
And...
[09:37] Karane
You decided to make a move
before it came down to that, right?
[09:40] Hakari
P-Pot, meet kettle!
[09:43] Rentaro
I see. So that's why you were fighting.
[09:47] Rentaro
Don't worry. I've got this.
[09:50] Rentaro
I have a plan.
[09:55] Rentaro
I cooked up the perfect plan
just in case this happened!
[10:01] Karane
Yesterday? The same day we started dating?
SIGN Really?
[10:03] Rentaro
Well, I was so excited imagining
our future together that I couldn't sleep.
[10:09] Rentaro
I played out one scenario
after another to figure out
[10:12] Rentaro
how to make you two
the happiest girls in the world.
[10:16] Hakari & Karane
Guh! I love him!
SIGN Hngh <3
[10:20] Rentaro
Anyway, for this first kiss problem,
[10:23] Rentaro
we'll solve it by not knowing
who got the first place.
[10:26] Hakarikarane
Who was first?
SIGN Who was first?
[10:27] Sign
Dunno!!
[10:27] Rentaro
Dunno!
[10:29] Rentaro
That way, you'll both be equally
likely to have had my first kiss.
[10:34] Rentaro
And I can think of you both
equally as my first kiss.
[10:39] Karane
How do we even avoid
knowing who went first?
[10:44] Hakari
If we did it in different places,
Rentaro-kun would know.
[10:49] Rentaro
That's where these come in.
[10:51] Karane
Music players...
[10:53] Hakari
And dice? Eye masks?
[10:55] Rentaro
First, we all take one of each.
[10:58] Rentaro
Next, we decide where you two will stand.
[11:02] Rentaro
I'll turn around and play some music.
[11:06] Rentaro
When you press play on these three players,
[11:09] Rentaro
they start playing My First Kiss
at max volume on repeat.
[11:13] Karane
Why that song?
[11:15] Rentaro
Because it's our first kiss.
[11:17] Rentaro
That way, I won't be able to notice
your movements or the noises you make.
[11:23] Rentaro
Next, you two roll the dice
to decide who stands where.
[11:27] Rentaro
Let's say the bigger number
stands on the right.
[11:30] Rentaro
Once you're ready, you send me a message.
SIGN Success
in Love
[11:34] Rentaro
I'll roll the dice and count
to the random number I get.
[11:39] Rentaro
Then I roll a single die
and put on my eye mask.
SIGN Odd
[11:43] Rentaro
If this is odd, I start with the right.
With the left if even.
[11:47] Rentaro
I walk towards you two
and kiss you both in turn.
[11:47] Sign
Even
[11:52] Rentaro
Because you would've waited the random
number of seconds I counted earlier,
[11:57] Rentaro
you won't be able to figure out
who was first or second.
[12:01] Rentaro
Once I've kissed you, I return to my spot,
[12:04] Rentaro
count to the random number I roll once again,
[12:06] Rentaro
and send you a message.
[12:09] Rentaro
You throw your dice to decide your spots again,
[12:12] Rentaro
which will make it impossible to know
who was originally where.
[12:16] Rentaro
Lastly, I'll take off the earbuds
and eye mask...
[12:19] Rentaro
Leaving only the joyous memory of sharing
our first kiss with the person we love.
[12:26] Hakari
Amazing! The most perfect of plans!
[12:29] Hakari
That was straight out of Liar's Game!
[12:31] Rentaro
Aw...
[12:31] Karane
H-Hold it!
[12:33] Karane
That's a prime cheating opportunity!
[12:36] Karane
The other two would have no idea!
[12:38] Rentaro
Exactly.
[12:39] Rentaro
But I've got a special solution
to top it all off.
[12:42] Karane
What solution?
[12:45] Rentaro
We all pinky promise not to cheat.
[12:48] Karane
Logic stocks are crashing! Sell now!
[12:50] Karane
A-Are you stupid?
[12:51] Karane
How are we supposed to enforce that?
[12:54] Rentaro
But... why would anyone break a pinky promise?
[12:56] Rentaro
You'd have to stick a needle in your eye.
[12:59] Rentaro
You'd lose your eyesight.
[13:00] Karane
Too pure!
[13:02] Rentaro
Cross my heart and hope to die!
Stick a needle in my eye!
[13:07] Rentaro
But it's okay if it's you two.
I'll still sacrifice my eyes!
[13:11] Rentaro
Pinky promise!
SIGN Hngh
[13:12] Hakari & Karane
I swear on my life,
this promise will not be broken!
[13:15] Rentaro
All right, let's give it a shot.
[13:18] Hakari
This feels almost illegal.
[13:23] Rentaro
Even.
[13:24] Rentaro
So start with the left.
[13:26] Rentaro
They should be standing...
[13:29] Rentaro
somewhere around that area.
[13:31] Rentaro
Oh, but I won't know how far to lean in
if I can't tell exactly where they are.
[13:37] Rentaro
I don't want to headbutt anyone.
[13:40] Rentaro
I'll start by putting my hands
on her shoulders...
[13:45] Rentaro
This is definitely Hakari!
[13:47] Narrator
The logic behind this conclusion
[13:49] Narrator
will be kept confidential,
lest we shame Karane-san.
[13:54] Hakari
I don't mind, Rentaro-kun.
[13:57] Hakari
You can go even further.
[13:59] Rentaro
S-Stop that.
[14:00] Rentaro
I'm serious about us,
more than anyone in the world.
[14:05] Rentaro
Sorry, Karane. We have to start over.
[14:08] Karane
Start over? What went wrong?
[14:11] Karane
No, seriously, what happened?!
[14:38] Karane
Wha?
[14:40] Karane
No, wait!
[14:41] Karane
Rentaro... What are you...
[14:45] Karane
No way!
[14:50] Karane
You sick perv!
[14:58] Karane
You colossal jerk!
[14:59] Karane
Tell me before you go there!
[15:01] Karane
I need time to prepare!
[15:10] Rentaro
Sorry, Hakari.
[15:11] Rentaro
We have to start over.
[15:13] Hakari
Rentaro-kun?
[15:14] Hakari
Okay, something definitely went down!
[15:17] Rentaro
A-Anyway, let's try and try until we succeed!
[15:31] Rentaro
Wh-Who knew kissing was so complicated?
[15:35] Karane
They make it look so easy in movies and on TV.
[15:39] Karane
Ugh.
[15:40] Karane
I knew this stupid plan
was never gonna work out.
SIGN I'm so pathetic
[15:44] Hakari
Rentaro-kun's plan is perfect.
[15:46] Hakari
The problem is with the people involved.
[15:50] Karane
Huh?
[15:51] Karane
What? Are you saying it's my fault?
[15:53] Hakari
I'm not pointing any fingers.
[15:56] Karane
What kind of kissing
were you two doing, anyway?
[16:00] Karane
Why'd you always
come out of it red as tomatoes?
[16:00] Rentaro
C-Calm down!
[16:03] Hakari
If that's how we're doing it,
[16:05] Hakari
why does he keep getting
more and more injured with you?
[16:08] Hakari
Stop hurting my Rentaro-kun!
[16:11] Karane
Excuse me? What do you mean, your Rentaro-kun?
[16:14] Karane
Rentaro's mine!
[16:15] Hakari
Mine!
[16:17] Karane
No, mine!
[16:17] Rentaro
Stop it!
[16:19] Rentaro
Don't fight. I'm the one to blame here.
[16:24] Rentaro
It's all because I still
haven't had my first kiss.
[16:28] Rentaro
Because I'm a useless, inexperienced boyfriend!
[16:32] Karane
Rentaro!
[16:32] Hakari
Rentaro-kun?
[16:35] Karane
Wait, Rentaro!
[16:37] Hakari
Where are you going?
[16:40] Rentaro
Vice Principal!
[16:43] Viceprincipal
Who'd you wanna call? Old Spinster!
[16:48] Viceprincipal
Running? In my halls?
[16:52] Hakari
No, Rentaro-kun will be...
[16:54] Viceprincipal
I sentence you to my whip of love!
[17:02] Viceprincipal
Got you! Prepare for your smacking!
[17:07] Rentaro
She's cackling like some early-game monster!
[17:12] Karane
Get away from Rentaro, you freaky old bag!
[17:15] Karane
The Iron Shriek?
[17:17] Karane
No, Karane?!
[17:19] Viceprincipal
Camel clutching your teachers
is against the rules!
[17:22] Karane
Yeah, and kissing your students
is against the law!
[17:29] Hakari
Look, an inspector from the Board of Education!
[17:32] Hakari
Please come quick!
[17:34] Hakari
You can get a red-handed bonus
on catching this perverted teacher now!
[17:39] Karane
You okay, Rentaro?
[17:41] Rentaro
Karane...
[17:48] Viceprincipal
I can't lose this job.
[17:50] Viceprincipal
I need all the cash I can get to keep
smooching hot guys at host clubs!
[17:57] Viceprincipal
Found one.
[17:58] Guy 2
No!
[17:59] Karane
Rentaro!
[18:00] Hakari
Are you okay?
[18:01] Rentaro
Y-You two...
[18:03] Hakari
Why would you do something so rash?
[18:09] Rentaro
I love you both so much.
[18:12] Rentaro
And I know this is selfish,
[18:15] Rentaro
but I want my girlfriends to get along.
[18:19] Rentaro
So...
[18:21] Rentaro
If my first kiss
causes you two to fight over it,
[18:25] Rentaro
I'd rather throw it in the trash!
SIGN Trash
[18:31] Hakari
If you're going to waste it
on some trash who doesn't even like you...
[18:36] Karane
I'd much rather let Hakari
have your first kiss instead!
[18:37] Hakari
I'd much rather let Karane-san
have your first kiss instead!
[18:44] Rentaro
R-Really? I thought...
[18:47] Rentaro
Your rival in love was the absolute
last person you'd want to have it.
[18:52] Hakari
Of course, there's a part of me
that feels that way.
[18:56] Karane
But it's just obvious
that she really loves you, too...
[19:02] Hakari
From watching Karane-san.
[19:02] Karane
From looking at Hakari.
[19:07] Karane
H-Hey, what's this about?
[19:11] Rentaro
What the heck?
[19:12] Rentaro
I had you two all wrong!
[19:14] Hakari
I wub him!
[19:16] Karane
I'm so habby!
[19:18] Rentaro
In that case, it might just work.
[19:22] Karane
We all kiss at the same time?!
[19:25] Rentaro
Yep. All three of us at once.
[19:28] Rentaro
It was the first thing I thought of, actually.
[19:32] Rentaro
Just, you know...
[19:34] Rentaro
You two wouldn't just be kissing me,
but also each other.
[19:41] Rentaro
So I figured you wouldn't be up for it
if you were at loggerheads.
[19:46] Rentaro
But it'll be okay. I believe in you two.
[19:49] Rentaro
No, I believe in us!
[19:51] Karane
Don't get all hype by yourself...
[20:13] Rentaro
Sorry, this is...
[20:16] Rentaro
Totally some kind of UFO-summoning ritual!
[20:22] Narrator
And so, after many trials and tribulations,
[20:27] Narrator
the three of them
successfully shared their first kiss.
[20:33] Narrator
And they also summoned a UFO... maybe?
SIGN The Next Day
[20:38] Rentaro
What are you looking for in the library?
SIGN LIBRARY
[20:40] Hakari
A cookbook.
[20:42] Hakari
You seemed to like
the egg rolls I made yesterday,
[20:46] Hakari
and it made me want to try
cooking more things for you.
[20:51] Karane
F-Fancy that!
[20:53] Karane
I was just thinking about
reading up on cooking myself!
[20:59] Karane
I-It's not like I'm doing it
for you or anything, okay?!
[21:02] Rentaro
I haven't said anything!
[21:03] Karane
What's this, Recipes that Show
the Way To Your Man's Stomach?
SIGN Recipes that Show the Way To
Your Man's Stomach
SIGN Recipes that Show the Way To
Your Man's Stomach
[21:08] Hakari
No fair, Karane-san. Let me see it, too.
[21:12] Karane
Finders keepers.
[21:14] Hakari
Come on. It won't kill you.
[21:16] Karane
Find your own book!
[21:18] Rentaro
Play nice, you two.
[21:20] Rentaro
You've already shared a kiss and all.
[21:23] Karane
Th-That was your stupid idea!
[21:26] Hakari
W-W-We only went along with it!
[21:27] Rentaro
I'm just kidding!
[21:31] Rentaro
I should see if there's anything good, too.
SIGN Love, Taiyaki,
and Me
[21:37] Rentaro
Love?
SIGN Krrrack!!
[21:58] Rentaro
That zing just now...
[22:01] Rentaro
Is she my soulmate?!
E3 - The Quiet Princess, The Knight, and The Samurai
Source: Crunchyroll
Translator:
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[00:04] Shizuka
The moment I was born,
[00:05] Shizuka
my fate was set in stone.
[00:10] Shizuka
I was destined for a life of solitude.
[00:16] Shizuka
I had long resigned myself to it.
[00:19] Shizuka
For a princess born into royalty,
it was inevitable and inescapable.
[00:28] Shizuka
And yet I longed...
SIGN Love, Taiyaki,
and Me
SIGN Krrrack!!
[00:53] Rentaro
That zing just now...
SIGN Krrrack!!!
[01:03] Rentaro
Could it be?
[01:05] Rentaro
Is she my soulmate?!
SIGN The 100 Girlfriends
Who Really, Really, Really, Really, REALLY Love You
SIGN Crossing
SIGN Reminiscing Lunch
SIGN B-Come Tast-E
SIGN I went all-out making lunch this morning <3
SIGN To Rentaro-kun
You might think this is all a bit overblown,
but I'm writing this letter to express how thankful I am for all you do.
Rentaro-kun, thank you so much for always bringing joy into my life.
I've put all my feelings of gratitude into making lunch for you.
Would you eat with me, if you don't mind?
I'll be waiting on the rooftop during lunch break <3
-Hakari
P.S. I believe my figure has become
more shapely these days.
I'm including a photograph
I took recently along with this letter.
Enjoy <3
SIGN To Rentaro!
You'd better come to the rooftop during lunch break!
Promise me you will!!
Don't ask why! Just do it!
I made too many side dishes, is all!
(Though part of it was me hoping you would eat them...)
So don't get the wrong idea! I'm just repaying you here!
We gotta eat lunch together!!!!
- Inda Karane
SIGN To Rentaro-kun
It feels a little strange writing to you
when we see each other all the time.
But I'm much better at expressing
my feelings through writing, so I figured I should
tell you how I constantly feel about you this way.
Thank you truly for always looking out for me
and respecting my feelings.
I will treasure the days I spend with you for life.
Rentaro-kun, do you happen to have time
during lunch break today? If you do,
then I would love to have lunch with you.
-Yoshimoto Shizuka
SIGN When a > 0 and b > 0,
the Rentaro a/b + b/a >= 2 Nano inequation becomes
a/b > 0 and b/a > 0.
With the addition of "Gratitude" and the arithmetic mean of "Lunch,"
we get Rentaro = a/b + b/a >= Lunch 2√(a/b x b/a)
= 2x Happiness
= Nano
Lunch a² + Lunch b² >= 2ab
(a-b)² = If you eat it, it no longer exists
As such, when a = b, lunch will be proven.
SIGN Rentaro, thanks for everything, aye.
It looks like today will be a beautiful day,
so I wanna eat lunch with you, aye!
It'll be delicious for sure, aye!
Note: Heat this area up for a surprise!
SIGN Hngh
[02:44] Rentaro
I didn't expect to run into another
soulmate here and now.
[02:55] Rentaro
Oh, no! You go ahead!
[03:09] Rentaro
Is she telling me to read that?
[03:12] Rentaro
Er...
[03:13] Rentaro
"'Tis I, the governor of this land"?
SIGN Librarian
[03:24] Rentaro
You mean you're a librarian?
[03:30] Rentaro
"He had hit the bull's-eye."
[03:33] Rentaro
Wait.
[03:33] Rentaro
What's going on here?!
[03:35] Rentaro
Is it no talking in the library?
[03:39] Rentaro
"What brings you here? What do you seek?"
[03:43] Rentaro
"I wished to aid in their goal."
[03:47] Rentaro
Oh, uh...
[03:50] Rentaro
Book.
[03:52] Rentaro
Novel.
[03:54] Rentaro
Funny.
[03:56] Rentaro
Story of...
[04:00] Rentaro
"Why do you not open your mouth?"
[04:03] Rentaro
Right back at ya!
[04:09] Rentaro
"My apologies."
[04:11] Rentaro
"She found conversing
with people most difficult."
[04:14] Rentaro
"I'll go get someone else."
[04:19] Rentaro
Wait, wait!
[04:23] Rentaro
Sorry, I didn't realize.
[04:26] Rentaro
Could you help me?
[04:35] Rentaro
Do you have any recommendations?
My favorite genre is romance.
[04:40] Rentaro
I'd like something with a good ending,
[04:43] Rentaro
where the characters overcome
difficulties to live happily ever after.
[04:49] Rentaro
Any suggestions?
[05:00] Rentaro
Look at this tiny girl running around...
[05:06] Rentaro
Trying so hard to help me.
[05:09] Rentaro
Trying way too hard!
[05:15] Rentaro
"I'm so sorry."
[05:17] Rentaro
"It was but a nuisance."
[05:19] Rentaro
"Take what you need, and be on your way."
[05:25] Rentaro
Nah, you picked these out for me,
so I want to read them all.
[05:31] Rentaro
Yeah, I'll borrow them all.
SIGN Input Book ID
[05:34] Sign
Card ID
[05:35] Librarian
Oh, dear.
[05:36] Librarian
Sorry, it takes a week
to issue a new library card.
[05:41] Librarian
Come back next week.
[05:42] Rentaro
Skewered with office pens,
bound with red tape!
[05:59] Rentaro
That book...
[06:02] Rentaro
It belongs to you and not the library, right?
You're willing to lend it to me?
[06:09] Rentaro
Really? Thanks!
[06:14] Rentaro
Oh, by the way, what's your name?
SIGN Ohana-no-Mitsu High School Student ID
SIGN Grade:
SIGN First Year, Class 4
SIGN Name:
SIGN Yoshimoto Shizuka
SIGN Issued:
SIGN April 1, XXXX
SIGN This document certifies that the above student is a enrolled at this school.
Issued by the Ohana-no-Mitsu High School Principal
[06:23] Rentaro
Class 1-4, Yoshimoto Shizuka-san...
[06:26] Rentaro
Oh, we're in the same class!
[06:29] Rentaro
Sorry, I haven't memorized
everyone's faces yet.
[06:33] Rentaro
I'm Aijo Rentaro.
Thanks for this, Yoshimoto-san.
SIGN The Basics of Cooking
SIGN The ABCs
[06:40] Hakari
Oh!
[06:41] Hakari
I think this recipe might be more in line
with Rentaro-kun's tastes.
SIGN Up Your Femininity
[06:45] Karane
Huh? L-Lemme see.
[06:47] Hakari
Look at your own book.
[06:50] Rentaro
Oh, wow. Are those all cookbooks?
[06:53] Hakari
Rentaro-kun!
[06:55] Hakari
I kept picking out more and more books
trying to find something that'd make you happy!
[06:59] Karane
I-I just wanted to boost
my repertoire of dishes!
[07:06] Rentaro
You two!
[07:07] Rentaro
I'm blessed to have
such hard-working girlfriends!
[07:16] Rentaro
"Circlet Love Story."
[07:18] Rentaro
A story of Princess Io
and her knight Kamakuru,
[07:22] Rentaro
and their star-crossed romance.
SIGN romance
[07:27] Io
I hope that your fealty and
propriety will remain steadfast.
[07:33] Io
Sir Kamakuru, I do hereby
proclaim thee my knight.
[07:38] Kamakuru
Princess Io, I swear on my life that
I will protect you, no matter what it takes!
[07:44] Rentaro
Those were the very first words exchanged
between Princess Io and Sir Kamakuru.
[08:24] Rentaro
And then, the two locked eyes.
[08:28] Rentaro
They would rise above their status
as princess and knight,
[08:31] Rentaro
and give their hearts to each other.
[08:38] Butler
She is to marry into our ally's royal family.
I'm sure His Majesty is overjoyed.
[08:44] Kamakuru
Princess Io!
[08:50] Kamakuru
Princess Io! I swore on my life to protect you,
[08:54] Kamakuru
and yet I... I...
[08:59] Kamakuru
Is there no way for us to defy this fate?!
[09:05] Rentaro
You can do it, Kamakuru, Io!
[09:07] Rentaro
Don't let fate defeat you!
[09:09] Rentaro
Beat the odds and live happily ever after!
SIGN To be continued in Volume 2
[09:15] Rentaro
The first book ends here?
SIGN "Is there no way for us to defy this fate?!"
[09:21] Rentaro
"Fate," huh?
[09:24] Rentaro
Soulmates must be together, or else...
[09:30] Rentaro
they die.
[09:45] Rentaro
Good morning, Yoshimoto-san.
[09:48] Rentaro
Thanks for this.
[09:50] Rentaro
It was so good, I read it all in one night!
[09:57] Rentaro
Huh?
[09:58] Rentaro
Is that book...
[10:12] Rentaro
You brought the sequel for me? Wow, thanks!
[10:16] Rentaro
I'm dying to know what happens next!
[10:21] Rentaro
But wait, I gotta repay you first.
[10:24] Rentaro
I know!
[10:26] Rentaro
Come with me for a sec!
SIGN Recipe
[10:30] Hakari
Oh!
[10:31] Hakari
These animal nuggets are cute!
[10:33] Karane
Okay, I'm gonna make 'em.
[10:35] Hakari
Hey, quit stealing my ideas!
[10:38] Karane
You wha? I found it first!
[10:41] Rentaro
I feel like they're thick as thieves now.
[10:49] Rentaro
It's nothing! Just my way of
saying thanks for the book.
[10:59] Rentaro
Do you read a lot?
[11:03] Rentaro
I see. No wonder you knew about that series.
[11:07] Rentaro
I've read lots of romance novels in the past,
[11:10] Rentaro
but that was something else!
[11:12] Rentaro
A charming love story and an epic adventure!
[11:15] Rentaro
I was panicking hard when Io and
Kamakuru had their misunderstanding!
[11:27] Rentaro
"This is my favorite item, too."
[11:30] Rentaro
"I have carried it from an early age."
[11:34] Rentaro
"She pored over the text repeatedly."
[11:37] Rentaro
I see. That explains it.
[11:41] Rentaro
I mean, the way you talk...
[11:44] Rentaro
You always flip the pages
and find the right line to say in an instant.
[11:49] Rentaro
You must know that book
like the back of your hand.
[11:55] Rentaro
I've never read the same book
over and over like that.
[11:59] Rentaro
That's so cool.
[12:03] Rentaro
Yoshimoto-san?
[12:07] Rentaro
"I am unworthy of such praise."
[12:11] Rentaro
"It was an act that came naturally to her."
[12:16] Rentaro
"Given the kind of person I am,"
[12:18] Rentaro
"there has never been even one person
I could call a friend in all my life."
[12:23] Rentaro
"Only the world I saw
through here gave me respite."
[12:29] Rentaro
"I thank you from the bottom of my heart."
[12:33] Rentaro
"For you do not shun
the person I have become."
[12:36] Rentaro
Shun you? Why would I?!
[12:46] Rentaro
Hey, sorry, can I borrow
that first volume again?
[12:51] Rentaro
I'll give it back as soon as I can.
[12:59] Rentaro
Thanks.
SIGN LIBRARY
[13:12] Librarian
You're in high spirits, Yoshimoto-san.
[13:14] Librarian
Did something good happen?
[13:19] Librarian
"I vehemently deny that accusation."
[13:22] Librarian
"The days go by, unchanging as ever."
[13:24] Librarian
"I am merely carrying out my duty."
[13:27] Librarian
"And what is my duty..."
[13:30] Librarian
Okay, okay! I get it!
SIGN Love, Taiyaki,
and Me
SIGN Love, Taiyaki,
and Me
SIGN The Next Day
SIGN The Next Day
SIGN Two Days Later
SIGN Three Days Later...
[14:30] Hakari
You always seem so
sleepy lately, Rentaro-kun.
[14:34] Rentaro
Yeah... I've just been getting busy.
[14:37] Rentaro
I've had a few late nights.
[14:40] Hakari
"Late nights"?
[14:41] Karane
"Getting busy"?
[14:46] Rentaro
Is something wrong?
[14:50] Rentaro
Oh, okay. If you say so.
[15:00] Rentaro
H-Hakari?!
[15:02] Hakari
Just sharing some of my energy.
[15:05] Hakari
Tee-hee!
[15:08] Rentaro
Thank you, Hakari, my dear angel!
[15:10] Karane
Gah! H-H-Hold up!
[15:13] Karane
I've got plenty of energy
for you myself, you know!
[15:15] Rentaro
Really?
[15:20] Rentaro
Sweet Chin Music, delivered via headbutt?!
[15:22] Karane
Oh, s-sorry!
[15:24] Rentaro
Thank you, Karane, my Gradivus!
[15:26] Karane
Why am I the god of war now?!
[15:29] Shizuka
Aijo-kun already has a girlfriend.
[15:33] Shizuka
No wonder.
[15:35] Shizuka
He's too busy to read books all the time.
[15:42] Shizuka
What did I expect? Nobody...
[15:45] (Flashback) Girl 1
What's your deal, Yoshimoto-san?
Why do you always talk through that book?
[15:49] (Flashback) Girl 2
Can't you just talk normally? It's creepy.
[15:53] (Flashback) Shizukamom
Why can't you talk like the other kids?!
[15:56] (Flashback) Shizukamom
Come on, speak up!
[15:58] (Flashback) Shizukamom
You'll never be able to talk
if you keep clinging to that stupid book!
[16:01] (Flashback) Shizuka
S-Sorry...
[16:02] (Flashback) Shizukamom
Come on, say something!
[16:05] (Flashback) Shizukamom
Speak!
[16:06] (Flashback) Shizukamom
Speak already!
[16:07] (Flashback) Shizukamom
Why are you such a freak?!
[16:14] Shizuka
Nobody has the time
to talk to a freak like me.
[16:35] Rentaro
Oh, good. You're still here, Yoshimoto-san.
[16:39] Rentaro
You see, I wanted to repay you today
for lending me your books.
[16:51] Rentaro
Do you have a smartphone?
[16:55] Rentaro
Great.
[16:56] Rentaro
There's an app I want you to install.
[16:58] Rentaro
Don't worry. I've confirmed it's safe.
[17:11] Rentaro
Yeah, that's the one.
[17:14] Rentaro
Once you've installed it, could you
use it to import the file I send you?
[17:23] Rentaro
Done?
[17:25] Rentaro
Now open it up.
[17:32] Shizuka
It's the first volume of Circlet Love Story*.
[17:35] Shizuka
But I'm sure it hasn't been
released as an e-book.
[17:39] Rentaro
Now, when you select a part of the text...
[17:44] Shizuka
"I am Kamakuru,
[17:46] Shizuka
a knight sworn to protect
our beloved princess."
[17:49] Rentaro
It's a text-to-speech software.
[17:53] Rentaro
It'll read out whatever text that is
inputted using a synthesized voice.
[18:00] Shizuka
No way...
[18:02] Shizuka
He went through the whole book and typed
every single word into this thing?
[18:06] Shizuka
And he did it all manually?!
[18:10] Rentaro
The way you were doing it, both you
and the person you were talking to
[18:15] Rentaro
had to look at the book, right?
[18:17] Rentaro
So you never really got to talk face-to-face.
[18:21] Rentaro
But if you use this app...
[18:24] Shizuka
"You can look each other in the eye."
[18:26] Rentaro
...while you talk.
[18:30] Rentaro
I can't even begin to imagine
how hard it is for you to talk out loud.
[18:38] Rentaro
So I can't bring myself to push you to do it.
[18:43] Rentaro
But...
[18:44] Rentaro
I did want to make communicating
with others easier for you,
[18:48] Rentaro
and I hope this helps, even a little.
[18:51] Rentaro
Now, let's give it a shot.
[18:53] Rentaro
Try saying something to me.
[19:04] Shizuka
"I love you."
[19:15] Shizuka
"I apologize."
[19:16] Shizuka
"Pray, pay it no heed."
[19:21] Shizuka
"I ask not for an answer."
[19:25] Shizuka
"I know already there is
a maiden promised to you."
[19:29] Shizuka
"I only wished to make
my feelings known before..."
[19:33] Rentaro
Ah, I see now.
[19:37] Rentaro
It's not because she's my soulmate,
[19:39] Rentaro
or because I have to save her life,
or anything like that.
[19:45] Rentaro
I truly, genuinely just...
[19:53] Rentaro
"I love you, too!"
[19:59] Shizuka
"But we are destined to never be together."
[20:08] Rentaro
"If fate stands in our way...
[20:15] Rentaro
we need only break through it!"
[20:19] Rentaro
"Let's go forth together,"
[20:21] Rentaro
Shizuka!
[20:32] Rentaro
And there you have it.
[20:35] Rentaro
Could I have your permission to make
Yoshimoto Shizuka-chan my newest girlfriend?
[20:39] Karane
Did your damn brain rot away?!
[20:42] Karane
Did. Your. Damn. Brain. Rot. Away?!
[20:44] Rentaro
I can't even argue with that.
[20:46] Hakari
Rentaro-kun... how could you...
[20:50] Karane
Hakari...
[20:51] Hakari
You've found a new love,
and yet you have the grace not to dump us!
[20:56] Hakari
How could you be so endlessly kind?!
[20:58] Karane
Somebody stop this brainrot epidemic!
[21:00] Rentaro
No! My feelings for you haven't
shifted to Shizuka-chan or anything!
[21:05] Rentaro
If I could make an analogy,
[21:06] Rentaro
it's not that you'll be sharing
the spoils from the same old oil field.
[21:08] Rentaro
It's that meeting Shizuka-chan has
unearthed a whole new, untapped reserve!
[21:11] Karane
Could you maybe not compare your
love for your girlfriends to fossil fuels?
[21:15] Rentaro
Anyway, I'll cherish the two of you
and Shizuka-chan just the same as ever—
[21:20] Rentaro
No, even more than before!
And I'll prove it with my actions!
[21:25] Karane
Even more than before? Really?
[21:27] Rentaro
Really. And if you ever feel
like I'm not, tell me.
[21:32] Rentaro
And I'll atone for it
[21:35] Rentaro
by committing seppuku.
[21:36] Karane
Who're you, a samurai?!
[21:37] Hakari
Such a man! You're a man
among men, Rentaro-kun!
[21:41] Rentaro
It's the natural course of action.
[21:42] Rentaro
Anybody who hurts his loved ones is
a piece of trash that has no right to live.
[21:48] Rentaro
I've already ordered a gangsta knife online.
[21:48] Karane
Fine, I get that you're serious about this!
[21:51] Rentaro
No, this is something I need to do.
[21:51] Narrator
And so the love triangle
becomes a love rectangle.
[21:55] Narrator
Can Rentaro handle this?
[21:55] Rentaro
I need something tangible
[21:56] Narrator
Can he maintain this eccentric relationship
with no real experience to speak of?
[21:57] Rentaro
to serve as a reminder to myself...
[21:59] Rentaro
To serve as proof of my
continued love for you three.
[22:02] Narrator
Or is he doomed?
SIGN Aijo Rentaro-san
[22:02] Sign
Gangsta Knife One that inflicts a painful, certain death
[22:03] Narrator
Is he gonna have to commit hara-kiri?!
SIGN Soulmates yet to come... 97/100
E4 - Just When You Think It's a Hanky-Panky Episode
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[00:01] Rentaro
On that note...
[00:02] Rentaro
You may already recognize them
because we're all in the same class,
[00:05] Rentaro
but these are my girlfriends,
Hanazono Hakari-san and Inda Karane-san.
[00:09] Hakari
Pleased to meet you.
[00:11] Karane
Right. Heya.
[00:13] Rentaro
And this is Yoshimoto Shizuka-chan,
also my girlfriend.
[00:18] Hakari
I wonder what she's like.
[00:20] Karane
She seems rather ordinary at first glance.
[00:23] Shizuka
"Likewise."
[00:24] Shizuka
"It is a pleasure to make thine acquaintance."
[00:27] Hakarikarane
Quirky be thy name!
SIGN The 100 Girlfriends
Who Really, Really, Really, Really, REALLY Love You
SIGN Crossing
SIGN Reminiscing Lunch
SIGN B-Come Tast-E
SIGN I went all-out making lunch this morning <3
SIGN To Rentaro-kun
You might think this is all a bit overblown,
but I'm writing this letter to express how thankful I am for all you do.
Rentaro-kun, thank you so much for always bringing joy into my life.
I've put all my feelings of gratitude into making lunch for you.
Would you eat with me, if you don't mind?
I'll be waiting on the rooftop during lunch break <3
-Hakari
P.S. I believe my figure has become
more shapely these days.
I'm including a photograph
I took recently along with this letter.
Enjoy <3
SIGN To Rentaro!
You'd better come to the rooftop during lunch break!
Promise me you will!!
Don't ask why! Just do it!
I made too many side dishes, is all!
(Though part of it was me hoping you would eat them...)
So don't get the wrong idea! I'm just repaying you here!
We gotta eat lunch together!!!!
- Inda Karane
SIGN To Rentaro-kun
It feels a little strange writing to you
when we see each other all the time.
But I'm much better at expressing
my feelings through writing, so I figured I should
tell you how I constantly feel about you this way.
Thank you truly for always looking out for me
and respecting my feelings.
I will treasure the days I spend with you for life.
Rentaro-kun, do you happen to have time
during lunch break today? If you do,
then I would love to have lunch with you.
-Yoshimoto Shizuka
SIGN When a > 0 and b > 0,
the Rentaro a/b + b/a >= 2 Nano inequation becomes
a/b > 0 and b/a > 0.
With the addition of "Gratitude" and the arithmetic mean of "Lunch,"
we get Rentaro = a/b + b/a >= Lunch 2√(a/b x b/a)
= 2x Happiness
= Nano
Lunch a² + Lunch b² >= 2ab
(a-b)² = If you eat it, it no longer exists
As such, when a = b, lunch will be proven.
SIGN Rentaro, thanks for everything, aye.
It looks like today will be a beautiful day,
so I wanna eat lunch with you, aye!
It'll be delicious for sure, aye!
Note: Heat this area up for a surprise!
SIGN Hngh
[02:00] Rentaro
Shizuka-chan.
[02:02] Rentaro
The data I sent you for volume 2
of Circlet Love Story
[02:04] Rentaro
also includes the names of our classmates.
[02:06] Rentaro
Give it a try.
[02:08] Shizuka
"I am most grateful."
[02:10] Rentaro
Shizuka-chan uses quotes
from her favorite series to talk.
[02:13] Rentaro
See last time's Episode 3 for more details.
[02:15] Karane
Quit breaking the fourth wall because
you're too lazy to do the exposition.
[02:20] Shizuka
"Rentaro-kun." "Lady Hanazono." "Lady Inda."
[02:24] Karane
What's with the "Lady"? Just "san" is fine.
[02:29] Rentaro
She's a librarian, and she loves books.
[02:33] Rentaro
She does this cute thing
with her toes when she's reading.
[02:37] Rentaro
They move differently depending on
how she feels about a particular scene.
SIGN Happy
[02:42] Rentaro
They're like a puppy's tail.
SIGN Scared
[02:45] Rentaro
It's so cute how expressive they are.
[02:49] Shizuka
I had no idea!
[02:53] Rentaro
Speaking of cute gestures,
[02:55] Rentaro
Hakari has a habit of putting a finger
to her mouth when she's thinking.
[02:59] Rentaro
And when she's really focused,
she kind of om-noms it,
[03:02] Rentaro
which is so very hot to me.
[03:04] Hakari
W-Was I really doing something so naughty?
[03:08] Rentaro
And when Karane's trying to
brush off a compliment,
[03:11] Rentaro
she twirls her pigtails with her fingers.
[03:14] Rentaro
It's such a contrast
to her usual self, it's adorable!
[03:17] Karane
Twirl? Who, me?!
[03:21] Shizuka
He...
[03:21] Hakari
He...
[03:22] Karane
He...
[03:23] All
He cares so much about me!
[03:28] Rentaro
Oh, right. When we kiss...
[03:31] Rentaro
Hakari pouts a little, and Karane
gets so into it that she stops breathing.
[03:36] Rentaro
It's just so...
[03:38] Shizuka
"P-Prithee! Do you mean to say
you have previously partaken in bussing?"
[03:43] Rentaro
Bussing?
[03:45] Shizuka
"B-B-Buh-Buh-Buh..."
[03:49] Shizuka
"And when you say bussing,
[03:51] Shizuka
do you truly mean bussing?!"
[03:53] Rentaro
Yeah, well, bussing is bussing,
so it truly is bussing.
[04:00] Shizuka
"Forgive me. I appear to have
lost my composure."
[04:03] Shizuka
"I see. So you have already
locked lips with her."
[04:07] Hakari
Wait, Yoshimoto-san,
are you interested in kissing, too?
[04:13] Shizuka
"I... I..."
[04:17] Shizuka
"It is my god-ordained destiny to
remain chaste until marriage!"
SIGN Destiny
[04:21] Hakari
Destiny?!
[04:22] Rentaro
God?!
[04:24] Shizuka
"Forgive me."
[04:26] Rentaro
It's fine. We can take it slow and steady.
[04:30] Rentaro
And personally...
[04:34] Rentaro
I want to kiss you when you're ready.
SIGN Want to
kiss now
SIGN Want it right now,
baby, right now
[04:48] Hakari
Say "aah."
[04:51] Karane
Say "aah!"
[04:53] Hakari
Aah.
[04:54] Karane
Aah!
[04:56] Hakari
Hey, quit trying to butt in!
[04:58] Karane
L-Listen, I had the idea first!
[05:00] Rentaro
I'm having my cake...
[05:02] Rentaro
and eating it, too...
[05:06] Karane
What are you doing?!
[05:08] Karane
You're such a fool!
[05:10] Karane
And get this, they were like...
[05:13] Hakari
Forget that, Rentaro-kun.
Would you like to accompany me...
[05:15] Karane
Hey, I wasn't done talking!
[05:17] Hakari
It's about time I had my turn!
[05:19] Karane
You talked his ear off a minute ago!
[05:21] Hakari
Right back at you!
[05:23] Rentaro
Mind your personal space,
or you're gonna kiss each other again.
[05:27] Karane
You stubborn pig!
[05:29] Rentaro
Yeah, Shizuka-chan's staying quiet.
[05:32] Rentaro
I guess she needs to get used to them first.
[05:35] Rentaro
Which is why...
[05:37] Rentaro
I came prepared.
SIGN N. O. Thawts
[05:41] Sign
Head M. T.
[05:41] Rentaro
People usually put up a front
before breaking the ice with someone new.
[05:46] Rentaro
We're afraid we'll alienate them
if we show our true feelings.
[05:51] Rentaro
And that's why...
[05:53] Rentaro
It becomes much easier to open your heart
to people who have already seen into it.
[06:06] Rentaro
When you've exposed
your true self to someone,
[06:09] Rentaro
you overcome the fear
of meeting them head-on,
[06:11] Rentaro
making it easier to relate.
[06:16] Rentaro
Girls, I brought a pack of cards.
[06:19] Rentaro
Do you want to play Old Maid?
[06:24] Hakarikarane
Old Maid?
[06:24] Shizuka
"Old... Maid?"
[06:26] Rentaro
Oh, but let's spice things up a little
by adding a penalty for losing.
[06:32] Rentaro
How about the loser
gets tickled by the winner?
[06:36] Rentaro
Indeed. There exists a way to force
someone to reveal their emotions.
[06:41] Rentaro
And that's laughter.
[06:43] Rentaro
The goals are "contact" and "laughter."
[06:45] Rentaro
I call it Operation Everyone Tickles
Each Other So We Become Friends!
[06:51] Karane
Rentaro...
[06:52] Hakari
Rentaro-kun...
[06:54] Shizuka
Tickling me?
[06:56] All
Want!
[06:57] Rentaro
Why does this suddenly feel like three-on-one?
[06:59] Narrator
And so began the game of Old Maid.
[07:02] Narrator
End of round one. The winner: Rentaro.
[07:06] Rentaro
Old Maid, a super repetitive
and uneventful game.
[07:09] Rentaro
It ended in between cuts.
[07:11] Narrator
The loser: Karane.
[07:12] Karane
Wha? Last place? I don't believe it.
[07:14] Karane
Hmph! Bring on your penalty
or whatever, I can take it!
[07:18] Hakari
At least try to hide the smile!
[07:20] Rentaro
Here I come, Karane!
[07:27] Karane
Hmph! I-It's not like it t-tickles
or anything, okay?!
[07:31] Rentaro
What is even the point of trying to hide it?
[07:45] Rentaro
You're making it look like
I'm doing something dirty here!
[07:51] Narrator
Round two winner: Rentaro.
[07:54] Narrator
The loser: Hakari.
[07:56] Hakari
Oh, no... I've lost.
[07:58] Hakari
Woohoo! Let's go!
[07:59] Karane
Girl, you're saying the quiet part out loud.
[08:03] Hakari
Please be gentle.
[08:05] Karane
Who told you to strip?!
[08:07] Karane
No! It's illegal now!
[08:08] Karane
No stripping!
[08:10] Rentaro
Here I come, Hakari!
[08:17] Hakari
Rentaro-kun...
[08:19] Hakari
His big hands...
[08:21] Hakari
His sturdy fingers!
[08:23] Hakari
They're running roughshod over my body!
[08:25] Hakari
Oh... oh... ohhh!
[08:30] Rentaro
Are we really allowed to air this?!
[08:33] Hakari
S-Stop it!
[08:35] Hakari
I-I'm sorry. I'm just very ticklish...
[08:39] Rentaro
Oh, is that so? Don't worry about me.
[08:46] Hakari
Saved by the bell!
[08:47] Hakari
I was this close to ecsta-pee!
[08:49] Hakari
I-I'm in the clear, right?
[08:50] Hakari
I am, right?!
[08:53] Narrator
Round three winner: Rentaro.
[08:56] Rentaro
The universe wills me
to tickle all who stand before me.
[09:01] Narrator
The loser: Shizuka.
[09:04] Rentaro
But, hey, I was kinda looking forward to this.
[09:08] Rentaro
I can't wait to hear how Shizuka-chan laughs.
[09:12] Rentaro
Okay, here I come, Shizuka-chan!
[09:15] Rentaro
Tickle, tickle, tickle!
[09:16] Rentaro
Tickle, tickle, tickle!
[09:18] Rentaro
Tickle, tickle, tickle!
[09:19] Rentaro
Tickle, tickle, tickle!
[09:21] Shizuka
"She gave a hearty laugh."
[09:22] Rentaro
Okay, that is not what I was expecting!
[09:25] Rentaro
Huh? You even laugh through quotes?
[09:28] Shizuka
"Alas, reality is a cruel mistress."
[09:31] Rentaro
But she looked super adorable,
so I'm going back in!
[09:34] Rentaro
Tickle, tickle, tickle!
[09:35] Shizuka
"She gave a hearty laugh."
[09:37] Shizuka
"She gave a hearty laugh."
[09:38] Karane
Uh... I guess you could say
she's laughing really hard?
[09:40] Shizuka
"She gave a hearty laugh."
[09:40] Hakari
It's the quietest burst
of laughter ever recorded.
[09:42] Shizuka
"She gave a hearty laugh."
[09:44] Shizuka
"She gave a hearty laugh."
[09:44] Karane
But now that I think about it...
[09:47] Hakari
...Rentaro-kun hasn't lost once yet.
[09:47] Shizuka
"She gave a hearty laugh."
[09:49] Karane
The mission "Get Tickled
by Rentaro" is cleared.
[09:52] Shizuka
"She gave a hearty laugh."
[09:52] Hakari
The next mission is...
[09:54] Karane
I wanna tickle him!
[09:56] Hakari
And feel all over his body!
[09:58] Hakarikarane
But to do that...
[10:00] Karane
I need to win this game!
[10:02] Hakari
It's a battle I can't afford to lose!
[10:05] Rentaro
Where'd these tryhard vibes come from?
[10:07] Rentaro
D'oh!
[10:09] Narrator
Round four loser: Rentaro.
[10:12] Narrator
And the winner: Shizuka.
[10:15] Rentaro
Bring it, Shizuka-chan!
[10:18] Shizuka
"As you wish."
[10:37] Shizuka
"How is that?"
[10:39] Rentaro
What the heck? This actually
tickles more than I thought!
[10:42] Hakari
Poke a man?!
[10:48] Hakari
Why? This is the perfect excuse
to feel him all over!
[10:52] Hakari
Even if she let her hand wander
to Places That Must Not Be Named,
[10:56] Hakari
she could get away with it right now!
[10:58] Hakari
Was it this shy and timid demeanor
that attracted Rentaro-kun to her?
[11:04] Hakari
Puppy dog eyes.
[11:06] Hakari
Cute gestures.
[11:08] Hakari
High-pitched voice.
[11:10] Hakari
Rentaro-kun! Tee-hee!
[11:12] Hakari
My appeal rests on careful
and calculated groundwork.
[11:14] Hakari
I am what you would call a poser!
SIGN Poser
[11:16] Hakari
On the other hand, she is so timid,
[11:19] Hakari
earnest and frail,
[11:20] Hakari
anyone who sees her
would feel the urge to protect her!
[11:23] Hakari
She's a natural-born smol floof!
[11:25] Hakari
Argh!
[11:27] Hakari
A formidable foe has appeared!
SIGN Natural-Born Smol Floof
[11:30] Hakari
A foe far more formidable than the train
wreck that is Karane-san has appeared!
SIGN An Insurmountable Wall!!!
[11:35] Shizuka
"How is that?"
[11:41] Shizuka
"I would say you have
suffered enough for one day."
[11:43] Rentaro
Man, I laughed so much! Maybe too much.
[11:47] Rentaro
Sorry, I need to hit the restroom.
[11:49] Hakari
No way, does he need to ecsta-pee, too?!
SIGN ba-dump
ba-dump
[11:51] Sign
° Way off
[11:55] Karane
Hey, Yoshimoto.
[11:59] Karane
What was that?
[12:01] Hakari
Karane-san?
[12:02] Karane
What's your deal?
[12:16] Karane
You're denying yourself
because we're here, aren't you?
[12:21] Shizuka
"That is not true."
[12:22] Karane
It's obvious!
[12:24] Karane
You're the only one keeping
your distance from Rentaro!
[12:27] Karane
And you stopped at poking him when I'm sure
you wanted to tickle him all over, too!
[12:31] Karane
Why are you acting so stupid?!
[12:34] Hakari
Probably because you're scary.
[12:37] Hakari
You yell at the drop of a hat, too.
[12:39] Karane
You wha?
When have I ever yelled at anyone?!
[12:43] Hakari
Ignorance is bliss, huh?
[12:47] Shizuka
"The two of you were"
"Rentaro-kun's" "lover from before."
[12:51] Shizuka
"As I am but a newcomer,
I must stay out of your way."
[12:54] Karane
Hmph! I figured as much.
[12:57] Karane
But you know what?
You're Rentaro's girlfriend now!
[13:01] Karane
There's no need to hesitate!
[13:03] Karane
It pisses me off,
[13:05] Karane
looking at you fumbling around
not saying what you wanna say!
[13:09] Hakari
Says the girl who'd rather pick
a fight than admit how she feels.
[13:14] Karane
Shut yer mouth!
Are you trying to pick a fight?!
[13:17] Shizuka
"You are right. I apologize."
[13:20] Karane
That's exactly what I'm talking about!
Why don't you fight back?!
[13:24] Hakari
As if that wouldn't make you even more mad.
[13:28] Karane
You asked for it.
[13:29] Karane
I'm losing it, and you have
nobody to blame but yourself!
[13:32] Hakari
Do you even have any temper left to lose?
[13:35] Shizuka
"If that is the case,
I will speak from the heart."
[13:40] Shizuka
"In truth, I am petrified with fear."
[13:45] Karane
What... Am I really that scary?
[13:48] Hakari
So you do care.
[13:50] Shizuka
"That is not what I meant to say."
[13:53] Shizuka
"The only thing I fear is..."
[13:55] Shizuka
"Hanazono-san." "conducts herself
in an elegant and graceful manner."
[13:59] Shizuka
"She is most ladylike,
and possesses great physical charm."
[14:02] Shizuka
"Inda-san." "is a beauty blessed with
highly desirable facial features."
[14:06] Shizuka
"Most of all, she has the confidence to match."
[14:10] Shizuka
"Should I stand beside the two as an equal..."
[14:14] Shizuka
"Rentaro-kun." "may compare us."
[14:17] Shizuka
"I fear that most of all."
[14:19] Karane
Wh-What the heck?
[14:20] Hakari
What she said...
[14:23] Karanehakari
That's just so adorable!
[14:27] Shizuka
"I am ordinary." "And plain."
[14:30] Shizuka
"Her physical appearance
resembled that of a child."
[14:32] Shizuka
"Her personality," "gloomy and reserved."
[14:36] Shizuka
"In your company,"
"the difference is night and day."
[14:40] Karane
H-Hey, you're plenty cute yourself.
[14:45] Karane
You're tiny and gentle.
[14:47] Karane
I-I think those are
nice qualities in a girl. Hmph.
[14:53] Karane
S-Sorry for saying
you pissed me off and stuff...
[14:57] Hakari
Exactly! There is nothing
for you to worry about.
[15:01] Hakari
Karane-san is always pissed off.
[15:03] Karane
Wha?
[15:04] Hakari
And Rentaro-kun's love runs deeper
than we could ever imagine.
[15:10] Hakari
I bet he could list dozens of points
he likes about you off the top of his head.
[15:19] Shizuka
"Inda-san." "Hanazono-san."
[15:21] Karane
A-Anyway!
[15:22] Karane
My point is, stop holding back because of us!
[15:27] Karane
If you've got something to say to Rentaro
or anything you want him to do,
[15:30] Karane
you speak your mind! Got it?!
[15:33] Hakari
Also, you can call us
by our first names, Shizuka-san.
[15:38] Hakari
We're fellow girlfriends, after all.
[15:40] Hakari
Isn't that right, Karane-san?
[15:41] Karane
H-Hmph! I guess!
[15:44] Karane
You okay with that, Shizuka?
[15:50] Shizuka
"Yes." "Hakari-san." "Karane-san."
[15:55] Rentaro
That went better than I ever expected.
[16:01] (Flashback) Shizuka
"How is that?"
[16:07] (Flashback) Rentaro
Karane's glaring at Shizuka-chan?
[16:10] (Flashback) Rentaro
This is bad. I don't know what's causing it,
[16:12] (Flashback) Rentaro
but I need to step in
before a fight breaks out.
[16:16] (Flashback) Rentaro
No, that's not the answer!
[16:19] (Flashback) Rentaro
Why did I start this game
of Old Maid in the first place?
[16:23] (Flashback) Shizuka
"How is that?"
[16:23] (Flashback) Rentaro
If, every time I was worried,
anxious, or scared,
[16:27] (Flashback) Rentaro
I made them hide how they truly feel,
[16:30] (Flashback) Rentaro
they'll never get closer to each other!
[16:33] (Flashback) Rentaro
If I want them to show the courage to do that,
[16:36] (Flashback) Rentaro
then I also need to show
the courage to let them!
[16:39] (Flashback) Rentaro
Sorry, I need to hit the restroom.
[16:42] Rentaro
Like I thought, Karane was mad
for Shizuka-chan and not at her.
[16:45] Rentaro
Hakari stepped in so Shizuka-chan
wouldn't face the brunt of that anger.
[16:50] Rentaro
And Shizuka-chan accepted what Karane said
and bravely revealed how she felt!
[16:56] Rentaro
These girls!
[17:00] Rentaro
I'm back.
[17:02] Hakari
Welcome back.
[17:04] Karane
Rentaro, we're redoing
that last loser's penalty.
[17:09] Rentaro
Huh? Wh-Why?
[17:11] Karane
That silly poking doesn't count as tickling!
[17:15] Karane
Shizuka's gotta tickle you properly!
[17:18] Hakari
That's right.
[17:19] Hakari
You want another chance
to tickle him, don't you, Shizuka-san?
[17:26] Shizuka
They're both...
[17:27] Shizuka
trying to help me.
[17:32] Shizuka
I have to make their kindness count.
[17:36] (Flashback) Karane
Stop holding back!
[17:39] (Flashback) Karane
...anything you want him to do,
[17:40] (Flashback) Karane
you speak your mind!
[17:44] Shizuka
I must speak my mind...
[17:46] Shizuka
Say how I truly feel!
[17:49] Shizuka
"I want to do it."
[17:53] Shizuka
"I wish to be kissed."
[17:58] Shizuka
"I said," "It is my god-ordained destiny
to remain chaste until marriage!"
[18:03] Shizuka
"But that... was a lie."
[18:06] Rentaro
I-It's fine. I figured as much.
[18:09] Shizuka
"Deep in her heart,"
[18:11] Shizuka
"I wished to share a kiss with you."
[18:14] Rentaro
Thank you.
[18:16] Rentaro
I'm so glad to hear it!
[18:36] Rentaro
U-Uh, my bad! You were just so cute!
[18:56] Rentaro
Shizuka-chan.
[19:05] Rentaro
H-Huh?
[19:07] Rentaro
Shizuka-chan?
[19:09] Rentaro
Hello? Anybody home?
SIGN ba-dump ba-dump
[19:10] Rentaro
Can you see me? Shizuka-chan?!
SIGN ba-dump ba-dump
[19:13] Hakari
You made her speak her mind so clearly,
[19:17] Hakari
so don't you think you should do the same?
[19:20] Karane
Huh? Wh-Whaddaya mean?!
[19:22] Karane
I-It's not like I'm hiding anything!
[19:25] Hakari
Oh, really? Allow me, then.
[19:28] Hakari
Rentaro-kun.
[19:30] Hakari
May I kiss you, too?
[19:35] Karane
Wha!
[19:38] Rentaro
Sure.
[19:42] Rentaro
Hakari.
[19:44] Hakari
Um, am I still good?
[19:48] Hakari
Has my appeal not paled
in comparison to Shizuka-san?
[19:54] Rentaro
Of course not!
[19:56] Rentaro
Shizuka-chan, and Karane, and you!
[20:00] Rentaro
You're all the cutest girls in the world!
[20:05] Hakari
I knew you would say that if I asked.
[20:08] Rentaro
Hakari!
[20:24] Rentaro
Karane.
[20:26] Karane
H-Hmph!
[20:27] Karane
If you're so desperate, I guess
I wouldn't mind throwing you a bone!
[20:32] Karane
It's not like I care about it
or anything, okay?
[20:35] Rentaro
Why slide into position, then?
[20:37] Karane
Or anything, okay?
[20:43] Rentaro
Karane, you're so cute.
[20:45] Karane
Wh-Wh-Wh-Wha?!
[20:47] Karane
Wh-Where'd that come from?!
[20:51] Rentaro
You're super-duper cute when you're flustered!
[20:56] Karane
Wh-Why, you...
[20:58] Karane
You dummy!
[20:59] Karane
Dummy!
[21:01] Rentaro
Sorry, sorry.
[21:03] Rentaro
Ow, that hurts.
[21:04] Rentaro
Yo, slow the hell down!
[21:11] Rentaro
But I'd like to kiss you, Karane.
[21:14] Rentaro
I really want to.
[21:19] Rentaro
What about you?
[21:24] Karane
I do, too.
[21:37] Hakari
What's the matter, Rentaro-kun?
[21:40] Rentaro
Well...
[21:41] Rentaro
You're all amazing girlfriends,
more than I ever deserve.
[21:47] Rentaro
I just can't believe how lucky I am.
[21:49] Rentaro
Thank you, all three of you!
[21:54] Karane
Right.
[21:55] Hakari
Back.
[21:56] Shizuka
"At you,"
[21:57] Hakari
...of course.
[21:57] Karane
...dumbass.
[21:57] Shizuka
"...she said."
[21:58] Rentaro
Check out this parade of speech tics!
[22:05] Shizuka
"She gave a hearty laugh."
E5 - The Hyper-Efficient Girl
Source: Crunchyroll
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[00:05] Shizuka
"Exam results" "put on display."
[00:08] Hakari
I wonder when Rentaro-kun will get here.
[00:11] Karane
A few minutes without his phone
would've hardly killed him.
[00:13] Hakari
Well, he did say he left it out
in the open back in the classroom.
[00:17] Shizuka
"'Tis very precious to" "Rentaro-kun."
[00:19] (Flashback) Rentaro
It contains all my pictures and memories
with you! It means the world to me!
SIGN Hngh!!! <3 <3 <3
SIGN A New
Flashback...
SIGN The Hngh
Strikes Back
SIGN Hngh!!! <3 <3 <3
[00:35] Rentaro
There it is.
[00:36] Rentaro
Phew.
[00:42] Rentaro
I think that's... Eiai-san?
[00:47] Rentaro
Hey, the test results have been posted up.
[00:50] Rentaro
Aren't you going to check?
[00:52] Nano
Meaningless.
[00:54] Nano
I know I have the top score.
[00:55] Nano
Checking would be a waste of time.
SIGN Krrrack!!!
[01:11] Rentaro
There it is again. That zing
when we first make eye contact...
[01:16] Rentaro
Is she a soulmate?
[01:20] Rentaro
If you don't mind, why don't we
go look at the results together?
[01:27] Nano
Again, that would be a waste of time.
[01:30] Rentaro
Huh? Oh, right, s-sorry.
SIGN The 100 Girlfriends
Who Really, Really, Really, Really, REALLY Love You
SIGN Crossing
SIGN Reminiscing Lunch
SIGN B-Come Tast-E
SIGN I went all-out making lunch this morning <3
SIGN To Rentaro-kun
You might think this is all a bit overblown,
but I'm writing this letter to express how thankful I am for all you do.
Rentaro-kun, thank you so much for always bringing joy into my life.
I've put all my feelings of gratitude into making lunch for you.
Would you eat with me, if you don't mind?
I'll be waiting on the rooftop during lunch break <3
-Hakari
P.S. I believe my figure has become
more shapely these days.
I'm including a photograph
I took recently along with this letter.
Enjoy <3
SIGN To Rentaro!
You'd better come to the rooftop during lunch break!
Promise me you will!!
Don't ask why! Just do it!
I made too many side dishes, is all!
(Though part of it was me hoping you would eat them...)
So don't get the wrong idea! I'm just repaying you here!
We gotta eat lunch together!!!!
- Inda Karane
SIGN To Rentaro-kun
It feels a little strange writing to you
when we see each other all the time.
But I'm much better at expressing
my feelings through writing, so I figured I should
tell you how I constantly feel about you this way.
Thank you truly for always looking out for me
and respecting my feelings.
I will treasure the days I spend with you for life.
Rentaro-kun, do you happen to have time
during lunch break today? If you do,
then I would love to have lunch with you.
-Yoshimoto Shizuka
SIGN When a > 0 and b > 0,
the Rentaro a/b + b/a >= 2 Nano inequation becomes
a/b > 0 and b/a > 0.
With the addition of "Gratitude" and the arithmetic mean of "Lunch,"
we get Rentaro = a/b + b/a >= Lunch 2√(a/b x b/a)
= 2x Happiness
= Nano
Lunch a² + Lunch b² >= 2ab
(a-b)² = If you eat it, it no longer exists
As such, when a = b, lunch will be proven.
SIGN Rentaro, thanks for everything, aye.
It looks like today will be a beautiful day,
so I wanna eat lunch with you, aye!
It'll be delicious for sure, aye!
Note: Heat this area up for a surprise!
SIGN Hngh
SIGN 25th: Hanazono Hakari
[03:14] Hakari
I placed 25th out of 240!
[03:17] Sign
44th: Yoshimoto Shizuka
[03:18] Shizuka
"The 44th assailant we had faced."
[03:20] Karane
I-I ranked one higher than you!
[03:23] Karane
I'm 87th, okay?!
SIGN 87th: Inda Karane
88th: Aijo Rentaro
[03:25] Rentaro
I'm so proud of you all!
SIGN 88th
[03:33] Rentaro
Eiai Nano-san...
SIGN Midterm Exam Results
1st: Eiai Nano 700/700
[03:35] Rentaro
Wait, 700? She got perfect scores
in every subject?!
[03:39] Rentaro
Does anyone know much about
Eiai-san, the girl in first place?
[03:42] Hakari
She's in our class, isn't she?
[03:45] Shizuka
"She could be seen always by
the window, engrossed in her studies."
[03:48] Karane
I've never spoken to her,
[03:50] Karane
but I've heard some rumors.
[03:53] Karane
She pursues precision
and efficiency above all else,
[03:56] Karane
and she can answer
any question about any subject.
[03:59] Karane
They say she's a highly advanced AI.
[04:03] Rentaro
A living, breathing urban legend!
SIGN Biology Lab
[04:05] Bioteach
All right, class.
[04:06] Bioteach
Today, you'll study the epidermal cells
of an onion and sketch your results.
[04:10] Bioteach
One microscope for each desk.
Come to me for your razors!
[04:11] Rentaro
I'm paired up with Eiai-san.
[04:14] Rentaro
Wait, stop gawking at her!
[04:17] Karane
Happy Henry Lives Beside Boron Cottage,
[04:19] Rentaro
Oh, I'll get our microscope.
[04:20] Karane
Near Our Friend Nelly Nancy Mg Allen...
[04:22] Shizuka
"Be ambitious!"
[04:23] Hakari
You could also try this.
[04:25] Hakari
Memorize the Li Be part with "liebe,"
the German word meaning love.
[04:28] Karane
S-Say what?!
[04:30] Karane
I don't care one bit about this
Happy Henry dude or anything, okay?
[04:34] Shizuka
"O brave adventurer."
[04:36] Rentaro
Unlike Hakari, Karane, and Shizuka-chan,
who are the epitome of cute,
[04:40] Rentaro
Eiai-san is more
the elegant and beautiful type.
[04:46] Rentaro
Go for it!
[04:49] Rentaro
Eiai-san?
[04:51] Rentaro
This is a lab, so we
don't need our textbooks...
[04:54] Rentaro
You're straight up copying?!
[04:56] Nano
It's more efficient than using the microscope.
[04:58] Rentaro
Is that what matters?!
[05:00] Rentaro
That defeats the purpose of this practical...
[05:02] Nano
Practicals are meaningless.
[05:04] Nano
Scientists already gave us the answer.
Retracing their steps is a waste of time.
[05:09] Nano
But that's what this whole class is about?!
[05:11] Bioteach
Ahem.
[05:13] Rentaro
The teacher's watching us.
We have to do this right.
[05:18] Nano
Very well. I'll make it look like I am.
[05:19] Rentaro
Actually do it!
[05:23] Rentaro
The onion's not even on there.
What are you focusing on?
[05:28] Rentaro
Seriously, enough with the textbook!
[05:31] Nano
Looking at the textbook is clearly
more efficient. I fail to see the problem.
[05:36] Rentaro
S-So this is what she's like.
She's got the cold rationality of an AI.
[05:42] Rentaro
No wonder she's attracting
the wrong kind of attention.
[05:46] Rentaro
Ow.
[05:55] Rentaro
Guess I should go to the nurse's office.
[05:57] Nano
This would be more efficient.
[05:59] Rentaro
Huh?
[06:01] Rentaro
Whoa?!
[06:03] Rentaro
Huh? Wh-Wh-What are you...
[06:06] Nano
Saliva contains anti-microbial agents.
[06:09] Nano
You don't need a disinfectant
for such a small cut.
[06:16] Rentaro
This beautiful girl is sucking on my finger!
[06:21] Rentaro
Her eyelashes are so long...
[06:23] Rentaro
Her skin is so clear and smooth...
[06:26] Rentaro
Her lips are so soft, and her tongue so warm...
[06:31] Rentaro
What is happening? Am I dreaming?!
[06:35] Karane
Hmph!
[06:36] Karane
I-It's not like I care about looking at
some stupid cells or anything, okay?!
[06:40] Hakari
What are you even fighting against in life?
[06:43] Shizuka
"Such a heavy cross to bear."
[06:55] Rentaro
Hey, Eiai-san.
[06:57] Rentaro
Thanks a lot for helping me.
[06:59] Nano
Don't mention it.
[07:01] Nano
Your absence would have reduced
the efficiency of the cleanup process.
[07:06] Rentaro
You sure put a lot on the line for that!
[07:09] Rentaro
Still, I want to repay you somehow.
[07:12] Rentaro
Are you thirsty? Can I get you a soda?
[07:15] Nano
I am not.
[07:17] Nano
Also, sodas are not
the best choice for hydration.
[07:20] Rentaro
You need your drinks to be efficient, too?!
[07:23] Rentaro
I just want to get to know you better.
[07:27] Rentaro
If you don't mind, that is.
[07:29] Nano
I do not.
[07:31] Nano
But it would be meaningless.
[07:33] Rentaro
I feel meaningless!
[07:35] Rentaro
U-Uh, I'd say having a fun chat is meaningful.
[07:40] Rentaro
Just like time spent on hobbies and holidays.
[07:44] Nano
I have never spent a single
second on such activities.
[07:49] Nano
I can tell that they are
an unproductive use of time.
[07:53] Nano
No amount of "fun" times
will raise academic grades.
[07:57] Nano
Nor will it improve performance metrics.
[08:00] Nano
"Fun" produces nothing of value.
[08:02] Rentaro
What?
[08:04] Rentaro
Grades and performance aren't everything.
[08:07] Nano
In this world, anything that doesn't improve
your future prospects is meaningless.
[08:13] Rentaro
Y-You're wrong!
[08:14] Rentaro
Having fun is the meaning of life!
[08:18] Nano
Meaning is defined as value.
[08:20] Nano
Value is only created by utility, by benefits.
[08:25] Nano
Be it money, tools, or knowledge.
[08:28] Rentaro
Listen, I'm not talking about words
and their definitions!
[08:33] Nano
If it cannot be defined in words,
it is only a delusion.
[08:36] Nano
This debate is also a waste of time.
[08:39] Nano
Goodbye.
[08:43] Rentaro
Huh?
[08:44] Rentaro
Is Eiai-san really...
[08:47] Rentaro
my soulmate?
[09:02] (Flashback) Rentaro
Thanks a lot, Eiai-san!
[09:15] Nano
Why did I do that?
[09:18] Nano
Was it to help Aijo Rentaro?
[09:21] Nano
To win him over?
[09:24] Nano
Why would I apply saliva to a wound?
[09:26] Nano
I was fully aware of the risk of infection!
[09:30] Nano
What is this feeling?
[09:33] Nano
It's illogical!
[09:35] Nano
Getting distracted is a waste of time!
[09:38] Nano
Pi... 3.14159265358979323846264338—
[09:46] Nano
Phew. That is the most efficient way
to restore my focus.
[09:50] Nano
Pi is life.
[09:54] Nano
3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419!
[10:03] Nano
I am currently wasting
a significant amount of time.
[10:09] Nano
This is a problem!
[10:16] Nano
Aijo Rentaro, I have come to the
conclusion that I am in love with you.
[10:19] Nano
I want you to enter a relationship with me.
[10:24] Rentaro
Oh.
[10:28] Rentaro
I love you, too, Eiai-san.
[10:31] Rentaro
I would love to go out with you.
[10:34] Nano
I must refuse.
[10:35] Rentaro
Have I been pranked?!
[10:38] Nano
The ideal outcome
would have been for you to decline.
[10:42] Nano
But since you did not,
[10:45] Nano
I must do it myself.
[10:47] Rentaro
What are you saying?
[10:49] Nano
I came here today to put an end to this love.
[10:54] Rentaro
But why? We like each other!
[10:58] Nano
Romance only leads
to matrimony and childbirth.
[11:02] Nano
And at this moment, I am in no need of either.
[11:06] Nano
This should be obvious.
[11:09] Nano
Romance between teenagers is meaningless.
[11:12] Nano
A complete waste of time.
[11:15] Nano
I will never go out with you.
[11:23] Nano
Goodbye.
[11:24] Rentaro
Eiai-san! I hate to break it to you...
[11:28] Rentaro
But unlike you,
[11:30] Rentaro
I've already been rejected a hundred times.
[11:33] Rentaro
You can't put an end to this love
just by breaking my heart one more time!
[11:39] Rentaro
You can't put an end to this love
just by breaking my heart one more time!
[11:44] Nano
Okay, but that is irrelevant to me.
[11:46] Rentaro
If I stay in love with you,
[11:48] Rentaro
you're not exactly ending this
romance once and for all, are you?
[11:52] Nano
Aijo Rentaro is in love with me!
3.141592658979—
[11:57] Rentaro
I can't just draw a line in the sand like you.
[12:02] Rentaro
So... could you go out on a date with me?
[12:07] Nano
That would be...
[12:08] Rentaro
If I can't win you over in that one day,
I promise I'll give up on you!
[12:13] Rentaro
So please!
SIGN A Few Days Later
[12:24] Rentaro
Come to think of it,
I'm going on an actual date.
[12:28] Rentaro
My first-ever!
[12:30] Nano
I am here.
[12:31] Rentaro
Eiai-san!
[12:36] Rentaro
A casual outfit...
SIGN Casual Outfit...!!!
SIGN The GOAT-fit...!!!
[12:38] Rentaro
The GOAT-fit!
[12:40] Nano
Are you sick? Do you want to cancel?
[12:42] Rentaro
No! That would be too inefficient!
[12:46] Rentaro
Anyway, let's head in.
[12:46] Rentaro
My mission for today is to show
Eiai-san the time of her life!
[12:49] Rentaro
Is there anything you're interested in?
[12:51] Rentaro
I need her to realize that
a "fun" time with someone you like—
[12:53] Nano
Not particularly.
[12:54] Rentaro
Okay, so I'll take you around.
[12:54] Rentaro
that love is meaningful!
[12:59] Nano
Why does an amusement facility
have a horse riding simulator?
[13:02] Rentaro
I'm pretty sure that's not what it's for.
[13:05] Nano
Then what is the point of this activity?
[13:09] Nano
It creeps me out.
[13:11] Nano
An instant camera?
[13:13] Rentaro
You know about these? I've always
liked them, for some reason.
[13:17] Nano
It retains neither
film negatives nor digital data.
[13:19] Nano
If the photograph is lost, so too is
all record of the event. A flawed device.
[13:23] Nano
Highly illogical.
[13:24] Rentaro
A true one-star review.
[13:26] Rentaro
W-Well, never mind all that. Say cheese!
[13:31] Nano
Cheese? What about cheese?
[13:37] Rentaro
You look great. See?
[13:41] Nano
Illogical.
SIGN Haunted House
[13:45] Nano
Ghosts are highly unscientific.
They do not exist.
[13:48] Rentaro
And I'm glad they don't.
[13:54] Nano
Look closer. That's a live human.
[13:59] Nano
Human.
[14:02] Nano
Human.
[14:04] Nano
They're all human.
[14:06] Nano
Why are you so startled?
[14:08] Rentaro
Why wouldn't I be? They jumped out at me!
[14:11] Nano
Human.
[14:12] Rentaro
Don't believe her! There's nobody in that suit!
SIGN Haunted House
[14:19] Nano
Nothing but humans.
[14:22] Nano
Instead of "Haunted House,"
they should call it "Human House."
[14:25] Rentaro
So, a house?
[14:30] Rentaro
You haven't ridden one of these
before, right? What do you think?
[14:33] Nano
This is insane.
[14:34] Rentaro
And your comments are driving me insane.
[14:37] Nano
People spinning around in giant cups.
[14:40] Nano
What demand was this created to meet?
[14:43] Nano
I understand nothing about this.
[14:45] Nano
Especially the people lining up to get
spun around without questioning any of it.
[14:50] Nano
Could this be a brainwashing contraption that
operates on music and centrifugal force?
[14:55] Rentaro
Worst tea party ever!
SIGN The Lost Little Lambs'
Great Labyrinth
[14:58] Rentaro
A giant maze! Let's give it a shot!
[15:03] Nano
Getting a bird's-eye view
is the most efficient solution.
[15:06] Rentaro
It's giant for a reason!
[15:11] Rentaro
Oops, another dead end.
[15:15] Nano
Why so many dead ends?
[15:17] Nano
Why not just build the correct path?
[15:19] Nano
Such a waste of time.
[15:20] Rentaro
It's a maze!
[15:22] Nano
If only humans could
come up with self-driving, too.
[15:25] Nano
We would be able to navigate
these mazes and our lives effortlessly.
[15:29] Rentaro
We're human for a reason!
[15:31] Rentaro
No date is complete without this.
[15:33] Rentaro
The Ferris wheel!
[15:38] Rentaro
Eiai-san, are you afraid of heights?
[15:43] Nano
I-It is only natural to fear
life-threatening elevation.
[15:50] Rentaro
Oh, do you want me to sit next to you, then?
[16:04] Rentaro
S-Sorry!
[16:33] Pa
Thank you for visiting us today.
[16:37] Pa
The park will close in thirty minutes.
[16:40] Rentaro
See? You look a little bored here.
[16:44] Rentaro
But you're really enjoying
yourself in this one.
[16:47] Nano
Correct.
[16:49] Nano
How can you tell?
People often tell me I seem emotionless.
[16:53] Rentaro
It's not hard if I pay attention.
[16:55] Rentaro
But I'm glad to see that you had fun.
[17:00] Rentaro
So, what did you think?
[17:03] Nano
Yes, I did enjoy it. Far more than I expected.
[17:07] Rentaro
Really? Then...
[17:09] Nano
However...
[17:10] Nano
That was all.
[17:12] Nano
It was "fun," but nothing else.
[17:15] Nano
I obtained nothing of value. A meaningless day.
[17:21] Nano
I'm sorry.
[17:22] Rentaro
Nah, you don't have to apologize.
[17:25] Rentaro
No two people share the same experience.
[17:28] Rentaro
I'm happy you told me straight up
what you thought instead of lying about it.
[17:33] Rentaro
In that case...
[17:35] Rentaro
It's a shame, but since it was
such a meaningless day,
[17:39] Rentaro
one not worth experiencing...
[17:42] Rentaro
Let's erase it.
[17:44] Nano
Yes.
[17:55] (Flashback) Nano
It retains neither
film negatives nor digital data.
[17:58] (Flashback) Nano
If the photograph is lost, so too is
all record of the event. A flawed device.
[18:17] Rentaro
Sorry.
[18:18] Rentaro
You know that you can't lose
what you don't have.
[18:22] Rentaro
But right now, you were
afraid of losing something.
[18:26] Rentaro
And I think that's proof that you have
something you didn't have before.
[18:34] Rentaro
You gained something today, Eiai-san.
[18:38] Rentaro
Something that can't be defined
in words or given a numerical score.
[18:43] Rentaro
It might not help your future prospects,
[18:47] Rentaro
but there's something of so much value,
you didn't want to lose it.
[18:52] Rentaro
And now it's yours.
[19:03] Nano
What is this?
[19:05] Nano
Why?
[19:08] Rentaro
I'm sorry. But I wanted you to know...
[19:14] Rentaro
There is a meaning to good times.
[19:17] Rentaro
And enjoying those times is
what makes our lives meaningful.
[19:28] Rentaro
Have you calmed down?
[19:29] Nano
Yes.
[19:30] Nano
Sorry about the handkerchief.
I will disinfect and return it.
[19:34] Rentaro
Huh? Oh...
[19:36] (Flashback) Nano
Saliva contains anti-microbial agents.
[19:39] Rentaro
Are you gonna lick it?
[19:40] Nano
N-No! I will wash it!
[19:46] Nano
Aijo Rentaro.
[19:50] Nano
I love you. I want you to enter
a relationship with me.
[19:57] Nano
Through this romance, I want to obtain
what I've been missing out on.
[20:02] Nano
I want to spend these meaningful times
that I never knew of with you.
[20:10] Rentaro
I love you, too, Eiai-san!
It would be my pleasure to go out with you!
[20:28] Nano
I believe in fulfilling my desires
without fretting about the means.
[20:32] Nano
That's what's most efficient.
[20:34] Nano
Did you mind?
[20:36] Rentaro
N-No, I do not mind at all.
[20:53] Rentaro
And that's the whole story.
[20:55] Rentaro
Could I have your permission to make
Eiai Nano-san my newest girlfriend?
[21:01] Karane
Shock me once, shame on you!
It doesn't even surprise me anymore!
[21:04] Karane
Do whatever you want!
[21:06] Hakari
If you deem me worthy enough
to keep around, I ask for nothing else!
[21:11] Shizuka
"As I myself am but reinforcement,
I have no grounds to object."
[21:15] Rentaro
Thank you! I'll commit seppuku
if I don't treat all of you right!
[21:20] Nano
Seppuku isn't very efficient at
killing people. Poison is more effective.
[21:25] Karane
Quit optimizing his death!
[21:27] Hakari
I'm more interested in that theme park date!
[21:31] Hakari
That was one of my goals!
[21:33] Karane
I-It's not like I've been busy, either.
[21:36] Karane
I would've gone if you asked.
[21:38] Shizuka
"A party for lovebirds."
[21:40] Shizuka
"The Shangri-La of my dreams!"
[21:42] Nano
Highly recommended. I wish to go, too.
[21:44] Karane
Didn't you just go yesterday?!
[21:46] Nano
Not as his girlfriend.
That was before we entered a relationship.
[21:50] Rentaro
Okay, let's all go somewhere this weekend.
[21:54] Rentaro
Any ideas? Karaoke? The movies? Theme park?
[21:57] Hakari
Just as planned!
[22:00] Hakari
I have a suggestion!
[22:02] Hakari
How about here?
SIGN Theme Park Guide
SIGN Open All Year Round
The Biggest Pool Ever
[22:04] All
The pool!
[22:05] Narrator
Swimsuit episode incoming! Let's freakin' go!
E6 - Everyone's Favorite: The Swimsuit Episode
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SIGN Theme Park Guide
SIGN Open All Year Round
The Biggest Pool Ever
SIGN Theme Park Guide
SIGN Open All Year Round
The Biggest Pool Ever
[00:08] Karane
Sheesh.
[00:10] Karane
Why did Hakari have to suggest
a pool out of nowhere?
[00:14] Karane
I don't have any date-worthy swimwear.
[00:18] Karane
I've only ever been to the pool
with other girls before.
[00:22] Karane
Besides, I'm not the type
to wear these cutesy swimsuits.
[00:25] Karane
Hmph! I-It's not like I think these are
cute or anything, okay?!
[00:30] Staff
I-I'm terribly sorry, miss...
[00:41] Karane
Wait!
[00:42] Karane
Again, this cutesy stuff
will never look good on me!
[00:51] Karane
But...
[00:53] Karane
maybe Rentaro will think it's nice...
SIGN The 100 Girlfriends
Who Really, Really, Really, Really, REALLY Love You
SIGN Crossing
SIGN Reminiscing Lunch
SIGN B-Come Tast-E
SIGN I went all-out making lunch this morning <3
SIGN To Rentaro-kun
You might think this is all a bit overblown,
but I'm writing this letter to express how thankful I am for all you do.
Rentaro-kun, thank you so much for always bringing joy into my life.
I've put all my feelings of gratitude into making lunch for you.
Would you eat with me, if you don't mind?
I'll be waiting on the rooftop during lunch break <3
-Hakari
P.S. I believe my figure has become
more shapely these days.
I'm including a photograph
I took recently along with this letter.
Enjoy <3
SIGN To Rentaro!
You'd better come to the rooftop during lunch break!
Promise me you will!!
Don't ask why! Just do it!
I made too many side dishes, is all!
(Though part of it was me hoping you would eat them...)
So don't get the wrong idea! I'm just repaying you here!
We gotta eat lunch together!!!!
- Inda Karane
SIGN To Rentaro-kun
It feels a little strange writing to you
when we see each other all the time.
But I'm much better at expressing
my feelings through writing, so I figured I should
tell you how I constantly feel about you this way.
Thank you truly for always looking out for me
and respecting my feelings.
I will treasure the days I spend with you for life.
Rentaro-kun, do you happen to have time
during lunch break today? If you do,
then I would love to have lunch with you.
-Yoshimoto Shizuka
SIGN When a > 0 and b > 0,
the Rentaro a/b + b/a >= 2 Nano inequation becomes
a/b > 0 and b/a > 0.
With the addition of "Gratitude" and the arithmetic mean of "Lunch,"
we get Rentaro = a/b + b/a >= Lunch 2√(a/b x b/a)
= 2x Happiness
= Nano
Lunch a² + Lunch b² >= 2ab
(a-b)² = If you eat it, it no longer exists
As such, when a = b, lunch will be proven.
SIGN Rentaro, thanks for everything, aye.
It looks like today will be a beautiful day,
so I wanna eat lunch with you, aye!
It'll be delicious for sure, aye!
Note: Heat this area up for a surprise!
SIGN Hngh
SIGN Day of the Date
[02:30] Rentaro
You can tell this place just opened.
[02:32] Rentaro
Look at all these people!
[02:34] Hakari
We're here, Rentaro-kun.
[02:49] Machorentaro
I can die happy now.
[02:53] Hakari
Rentaro-kun?!
[02:55] Shizuka
"I apologize."
[02:57] Shizuka
"I assumed all students wore uniforms."
[03:01] Shizuka
"I have brought shame upon this household."
[03:03] Rentaro
You're wrong, Shizuka-chan.
[03:06] Rentaro
No high schooler has the modesty to wear
a school swimsuit to a water park, but you do!
[03:10] Rentaro
That makes you a national treasure, I say!
[03:13] Shizuka
"S-Such purity in those tears!"
[03:19] Rentaro
Huh? Where's Karane, by the way?
[03:23] Rentaro
Oh, there you are.
[03:25] Rentaro
What are you doing over...
[03:29] Rentaro
Huh?
[03:30] Rentaro
Y-You came out in the middle of changing?!
[03:33] Rentaro
You have to go back right now!
[03:35] Rentaro
I'd rather die than have someone see you naked!
[03:38] Karane
I'm not that crazy!
[03:40] Karane
It's just... I feel kinda cold.
[03:42] Karane
I'll hang out around here,
so you four go have fun.
[03:46] Rentaro
If you're sick, don't force yourself.
Should we call it off?
[03:49] Hakari
Yeah. We should do this
when we're all up for it.
[03:53] Karane
I-It's not that big a deal, okay?!
[03:57] Nano
The sunlight there would be
most effective in warming you up.
[04:00] Nano
Th-Thanks.
[04:02] Nano
But you don't have to worry about me.
[04:05] Nano
We aren't close enough for me
to worry about you yet.
[04:08] Karane
Wha?!
[04:08] Nano
You're being presumptuous.
[04:10] Karane
Oh, for...
[04:11] Karane
Shaddup! Get outta here already!
[04:14] Rentaro
Well, she sure looks fine.
[04:18] Shizuka
"I am not suited to naval warfare."
[04:22] Shizuka
"I wish to keep watch with you."
[04:26] Karane
Listen, I'll be okay, really.
[04:40] Hakari
This whirlpool is huge!
[04:42] Rentaro
Yeah. I wonder how long a lap is.
[04:46] Rentaro
Shizuka-chan? Why are you spinning around?
[04:49] Shizuka
"I fail to understand myself."
[04:51] Shizuka
"I only know that there is
no escaping this fate."
[04:58] Nano
Is this a survival training venue to
prepare one for unforeseen scenarios?
[05:05] Rentaro
Nano?
[05:08] Rentaro
Don't you dare swim against the current.
[05:10] Hakari
Eek!
[05:12] Hakari
The current is so fast here!
[05:13] Rentaro
Are you o—
[05:16] Hakari
Eek! I'm getting swept away!
[05:19] Rentaro
H-Hakari? You're doing this
on purpose, aren't you?
[05:22] Hakari
Huh? Whatever could you mean?
[05:27] Rentaro
S-S-Stop that, seriously!
[05:29] Rentaro
I don't see you all with lecherous eyes!
[05:34] Rentaro
Hm? N-Nano?
SIGN Squish <3
SIGN Squish <3
[05:39] Rentaro
N-N-N-N-Nano, n-n-n-no!
[05:43] Nano
I also wish for you to appreciate
my feminine appeal, Aijo Rentaro.
[05:47] Nano
And this is the most efficient method.
[05:50] Hakari
Wh-Wh-Wh-What do you think you're doing?!
[05:52] Hakari
Well, two can play at that game!
[05:57] Nano
Mine are firmer.
[05:59] Rentaro
You two...
[06:00] Hakari
Wha?! Mine are softer!
[06:02] Rentaro
Seriously...
[06:03] Nano
Mine are shapelier.
SIGN Squish <3
[06:05] Rentaro
Sto...
[06:05] Hakari
Mine are bigger!
[06:07] Hakari
What do you say, Rentaro-kun?!
[06:09] Nano
Whose do you prefer?
[06:12] Hakari
He... He's dead!
[06:19] Nano
His pulse is faint but present.
[06:20] Nano
However, he isn't breathing.
[06:23] Hakari
W-We have to save him
by giving him mouth-to-mouth.
[06:28] Hakari
Please, Rentaro-kun, come back to me!
[06:34] Nano
What are you freezing up for? Move.
[06:37] Nano
I'll do it.
[06:39] Nano
I won't let you die, Aijo Rentaro.
[06:41] Nano
I still have much to learn from you!
[06:47] Hakari
This is no time to be fooling around!
[06:50] Hakari
We have to save him before it's too late!
[06:53] Hakari
Rentaro-kun's going to die...
[06:55] Hakari
Rentaro-kun's going to die!
[06:57] Hakari
I must give him mouth-to-mouth this time!
[07:08] Shizuka
Where am I?
[07:10] Shizuka
When I realized I'd been separated from
them, I tried to swim back to them.
[07:17] Shizuka
But the current has
swept me all the way here.
[07:23] Shizuka
I should climb out of the pool.
[07:33] Narrator
At that moment, it finally dawned on
Shizuka that she was screwed.
[07:42] Shizuka
"Pray help."
[07:44] Shizuka
"Pray help."
[07:45] Shizuka
"Pray help."
[07:47] Shizuka
"Pray help."
[07:49] Shizuka
"Pray help."
[07:51] Shizuka
"Pray help."
SIGN fssssshhhhh
[08:01] Narrator
Date: A fine day in April.
Place: An unnamed water park.
SIGN fshh
[08:05] Narrator
Location: An island in
the middle of the whirlpool.
[08:08] Narrator
Situation: Shizuka becomes a castaway.
[08:13] Hakari
It's not...
[08:14] Nano
...working!
[08:15] Hakari
I just can't give him...
[08:17] Nano
...mouth-to-mouth!
[08:19] Nano
At this point, it would be more effective
to ask someone else for help.
[08:23] Hakari
You're right.
[08:25] Hakari
Eiai-san, we need to find a lifeguard pronto.
[08:28] Hakari
A male lifeguard!
[08:30] Nano
Yes... Let's look for a male lifeguard.
[08:38] Purplehimbo
Hello, ladies!
[08:41] Purplehimbo
Wow, you're cute!
What say we have some fun together?
[08:45] Hakari
S-Sorry, we're kind of in a hurry!
[08:47] Purplehimbo
Wait up.
[08:48] Purplehimbo
Hear me out, will ya?
[08:50] Purplehimbo
Whoo boy! Check out 'em gazongers!
[08:52] Purplehimbo
And her upper arms look so supple!
[08:55] Purplehimbo
Legend says that a girl's upper arms
are as soft as her boobs.
[09:01] Purplehimbo
That means you don't need to
risk reaching out to the rack
[09:05] Purplehimbo
in order to get a free trial
of the goodies, and it's legal!
SIGN ° No it's not
[09:08] Purplehimbo
There was a time I stuck my hand
out of a car going 60 kmph
SIGN ° This is highly dangerous. Please do not try this at home.
[09:12] Purplehimbo
in order to test out the theory that
the air would feel just like funbags...
[09:14] (Flashback) Purplehimbo
That's a D-cup.
[09:15] (Flashback) M. Onlooker 1
If you know, you know.
[09:16] (Flashback) M. Onlooker 2
And I know.
[09:16] (Flashback) F. Onlooker
Guilty as charged.
[09:17] Purplehimbo
But it was just hot air!
[09:19] Himbosis
Bruh...
[09:19] Purplehimbo
I was left empty-handed.
[09:22] Purplehimbo
This intellectual pursuit, my thirst for jugs,
[09:26] Purplehimbo
is my very purpose in life!
[09:28] Purplehimbo
Now teach me how your tiddy feels, girl!
[09:38] Purplehimbo
Whoa, grabbing my arm?
Not messing around, huh?
[09:42] Purplehimbo
Then I'll get right down to
business, too, and cop a f—Uck!
[09:49] Purplehimbo
Eyes! My eyes!
[09:49] Nano
The most efficient way to dispose of a perv.
[09:52] Brownhimbo
Hey.
[09:53] Brownhimbo
Don't think you can mess with us
just 'cause yer a girl.
[09:57] Blondehimbo
Now we're definitely
not taking no for an answer.
[10:01] Narrator
Hakari and Nano under attack by scumbags!
[10:04] Narrator
Shizuka is castaway!
[10:07] Narrator
Karane claims to be suffering
from a mystery chill!
[10:10] Narrator
And Rentaro is on the brink of death!
[10:12] Girl
Wow. He dead.
SIGN What's Gonna Happen in the Water Park Arc
[10:15] Narrator
What's gonna happen in the water park arc?!
[10:19] Brownhimbo
Now we're definitely
not taking no for an answer.
[10:26] Nano
Very well.
[10:27] Nano
Then I will hang out with you.
[10:30] Hakari
What?
[10:30] Hakari
Eiai-san?
[10:32] Nano
You find a male lifeguard to help
Aijo Rentaro as soon as possible.
[10:38] Nano
That's the best solution.
[10:40] Hakari
B-But why do you have to take on that role?
[10:43] Hakari
You even put yourself
in harm's way to save me earlier.
[10:47] Nano
Should anything happen to you,
it would make Aijo Rentaro sad.
[10:50] Nano
I wish to avoid that.
[10:53] Hakari
Well, Rentaro-kun wouldn't want
anything to happen to you, either!
[10:58] Nano
You've been with him longer than me.
[11:02] Nano
It is obvious that he would be
more concerned for you.
[11:07] Brownhimbo
What are you yakking on about?!
[11:09] Blondhimbo
We can do this the easy way or the hard way!
[11:13] Nano
I said I will...
[11:15] Hakari
Neither of us are hanging out with you!
[11:19] Nano
Hanazono Hakari, what are you doing?
[11:23] Hakari
Yeah, it's clear
you haven't been dating very long.
[11:26] Hakari
Because you don't know
Rentaro-kun well enough yet.
[11:32] Brownhimbo
Oh, well, your choice.
[11:34] Brownhimbo
Time to do this the hard way, then!
[11:36] Rentaro
Stop!
[11:40] Hakari
Rentaro-kun?!
[11:41] Nano
Aijo Rentaro?
[11:43] Rentaro
What do you think
you're doing to my girlfriends?!
[11:46] Brownhimbo
Th-This guy's hitting his lines
while stuck in my iron claw!
[11:51] Brownhimbo
Girlfriend or whatever, stay out of this!
[11:54] Brownhimbo
That bitch blinded my bro!
[11:57] Hakari
Th-That's because he tried to grab my arm!
[12:01] Rentaro
Okay, we'll pay you back for what Nano did.
[12:05] Rentaro
You can have all the fun you want with me!
[12:08] Brownhimbo
Who said we wanted to have fun with a dude?!
[12:11] Brownhimbo
Tch, whatever.
[12:13] Brownhimbo
Which one is your girlfriend?
[12:15] Brownhimbo
Take her and scram.
[12:17] Rentaro
They're both my girlfriends!
[12:19] Brownhimbo
You expect me to believe that?!
[12:21] Rentaro
No, they really are both my girlfriends.
[12:25] Brownhimbo
Yeah, right. Bullshit.
[12:28] Brownhimbo
Then prove it by kissing 'em both.
[12:33] Brownhimbo
Not a problem if they're both
your girlfriends, right?
[12:36] Brownhimbo
Caught him with his pants on fire.
[12:38] Brownhimbo
He ain't gonna kiss some other chick
in front of his girlfriend.
[12:42] Rentaro
Screw that! This isn't some show!
[12:44] Rentaro
I could never force them to do something like—
[13:00] Nano
Satisfied?
[13:01] Hakari
We are both indisputably his girlfriends!
[13:06] Blondhimbo
Bro! These guys are crazy!
[13:09] Brownhimbo
D-Damn! I didn't know kids
these days were so damn freaky!
[13:15] Purplehimbo
What? What's going on?
[13:16] Purplehimbo
I can't see a thing!
[13:18] Brownhimbo
H-H-H-Hell nah!
We want nothing to do with those hos!
[13:21] Brownhimbo
We're outta here!
[13:22] Rentaro
Hey, you take that back
right now! I'll end you!
[13:25] Hakari
Rentaro-kun!
[13:27] Hakari
When did you wake up, Rentaro-kun?
[13:31] Nano
And how did you find us?
[13:32] Rentaro
Oh, about that...
[13:34] Karane
Don't ditch me like that!
[13:38] Hakari
Karane-san?
[13:44] (Flashback) Girls
Taking a selfie! One, two...
[13:47] (Flashback) Girls
Yeah!
[13:52] (Flashback) Karane
Hakari and Eiai? And who are those guys?
[13:55] (Flashback) Karane
What's going on?
What the heck is Rentaro doing?!
[14:00] (Flashback) Karane
I think they headed to the whirlpool...
[14:04] (Flashback) Karane
H-He's dead?!
[14:06] (Flashback) Karane
Hey, what happened to you?
[14:09] (Flashback) Karane
Rentaro!
[14:11] (Flashback) Karane
Hey, Rentaro!
[14:12] (Flashback) Karane
This is no time to be dead!
[14:15] (Flashback) Karane
Hakari and Eiai are in trouble.
[14:17] (Flashback) Rentaro
What?!
[14:19] (Flashback) Karane
That startled me!
Don't just come back to life like that!
[14:22] (Flashback) Rentaro
Hakari and Nano are in trouble? Where?!
[14:25] (Flashback) Karane
Huh? That...
SIGN Zoom!!!
[14:27] (Flashback) Karane
...way.
[14:30] Rentaro
So, yeah.
[14:31] Rentaro
Karane helped me make it.
[14:35] Hakari
My.
[14:36] Nano
What an efficient resuscitation method.
[14:41] Rentaro
Going for the eyes is amazing.
[14:42] Rentaro
Thanks for protecting Hakari, Nano.
[14:46] Nano
Well, I know...
[14:47] Nano
how much Hanazono Hakari means to you.
[14:50] Rentaro
But...
[14:52] Rentaro
Don't put yourself at risk like that!
[14:54] Rentaro
If anything happened to you,
[14:56] Rentaro
I would never...
[14:59] (Flashback) Hakari
Because you don't know
Rentaro-kun well enough yet.
[15:04] Nano
Okay.
[15:05] Nano
I'm sorry, and thank you.
[15:10] Karane
Huh?
[15:10] Karane
Where's Shizuka, by the way?
[15:12] Hakari
Oh, I haven't seen her
since we left the whirlpool.
[15:16] Rentaro
What? You mean she could still be
whirling around in that pool?!
[15:21] Karane
Yeah, well, it's a whirlpool. That's normal.
[15:24] Rentaro
But Shizuka-chan can't swim!
[15:27] Rentaro
Sh-She has her floaty ring, but what if...
SIGN Zoom!!!
[15:31] Rentaro
Where are you, Shizuka-chan?!
[15:34] Shizuka
"Pray help."
[15:45] Shizuka
"Pray..."
[15:56] Rentaro
Shizuka-chan!
[16:00] Rentaro
Shizuka-chan!
[16:03] Rentaro
Shizuka-chan, where are you?!
[16:07] Rentaro
I don't see her in this pool.
Did she move to another one?
[16:13] Shizuka
I have to cry out with my own voice.
[16:17] Shizuka
But...
[16:19] Shizuka
My voice is too quiet and hard to pick out.
[16:23] Shizuka
He would never hear it in here.
[16:26] Rentaro
Shizuka-chan! Shizuka-chan!
[16:36] Shizuka
H... H... H...
[16:40] Shizuka
Hey!
[16:43] Rentaro
Shizuka-chan!
[16:49] Rentaro
Oh, I'm so glad you're okay.
[16:53] Rentaro
Sorry for leaving you alone.
[16:56] Rentaro
It's all right now. Come here.
[17:29] Rentaro
Sh... Shizuka-chan?
[17:32] Rentaro
W-We're in public! How daring!
SIGN Blush...
[17:41] Hakari
Oh, great, you found her!
[17:45] Nano
Are you okay?
You've been running all over the place.
[17:48] Rentaro
Oh, yeah, you're right.
[17:52] Rentaro
Okay, I'll take a break, then.
[17:55] Rentaro
You guys carry on.
[17:56] Rentaro
Are you coming, Karane?
[17:58] Rentaro
You're still cold, right?
[18:00] Karane
Huh?
[18:01] Karane
Y-Yeah... Okay.
[18:08] Rentaro
I noticed when we were all talking.
[18:11] Rentaro
Karane...
[18:13] Rentaro
You kept glancing at Hakari and Nano's chests.
[18:18] Karane
Wh-Wha?! I-It's not like I was...
[18:22] Rentaro
Once you compared yourself
to them in the changing room,
[18:24] Rentaro
you didn't feel confident about
showing off your swimsuit? Is that it?
[18:29] Karane
I...
[18:30] Karane
I'm telling you, that's not it!
[18:32] Karane
I really am cold!
[18:34] Rentaro
Then why did you order a melon soda float?
[18:37] Karane
Ack!
SIGN Ack
[18:39] Rentaro
Yeah, they're both very sexy.
[18:41] Rentaro
But they're exceptional for our age.
[18:45] Rentaro
You get it, right?
[18:47] Rentaro
You and Shizuka-chan
are normal for high school girls.
[18:51] Rentaro
It's not something to get hung up over.
[18:53] Karane
Shizuka's different!
[18:55] Karane
She's tiny and cute.
[18:58] Karane
Not like me.
[19:00] Karane
I'm tall, and I'm totally
not the cute, dainty type.
[19:04] Karane
But I'm not hot or sexy, either.
[19:09] Rentaro
Sheesh!
[19:10] Rentaro
On your feet, Karane!
[19:11] Karane
Yes!
[19:12] Karane
Huh? Wh-What?
[19:16] Karane
Hey, wait!
SIGN Grab
SIGN Fwip!!
[19:23] Karane
Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wha...
[19:26] Karane
What are you doing, you sick perv?!
[19:30] Karane
And what's with the immovable stone face?!
[19:34] Rentaro
Wh...
[19:34] Rentaro
What the heck? That looks great on you.
[19:38] Rentaro
You're super cute.
[19:40] Karane
Huh? Wh-What are you saying?
[19:43] Rentaro
Wait, hear me out!
[19:45] Rentaro
What I'm trying to say is...
[19:50] Karane
Wh... Wha...
[19:52] Rentaro
Can you tell how fast
my heart is beating right now?
[19:56] Rentaro
I can feel your heart racing, by the way.
[20:00] Karane
Y-Your heart's beating faster.
[20:06] Rentaro
Right?
[20:07] Rentaro
Your heart and mine
are pressed against each other.
[20:11] Rentaro
So close, we can feel each other's rhythms.
[20:13] Rentaro
I can only get so close with you, Karane.
[20:18] Rentaro
It's not about who's better or worse.
[20:20] Rentaro
You're all uniquely wonderful.
[20:23] Rentaro
If anything,
[20:25] Rentaro
I believe you couldn't possibly be
more attractive than you already are.
[20:32] Rentaro
So... Still feeling that chill?
[20:36] Karane
Nah.
[20:39] Rentaro
Shall we go join the others?
[21:01] Karane
I love Rentaro...
[21:01] Rentaro
Cute.
[21:03] Rentaro
Karane cute!
[21:04] Karane
I love him so, so, so much!
[21:04] Rentaro
Cute, cute, cute!
[21:07] Rentaro
I love her! I love Karane so, so much!
[21:07] Karane
I love him more than anything!
[21:09] Karane
I love Rentaro!
[21:11] Karane
I love Rentaro so much!
[21:14] Rentaro
We're back.
[21:17] Nano
Inda Karane. Have you warmed up now?
[21:20] Karane
I-I guess.
[21:22] Hakari
Wow, what an adorable swimsuit!
[21:25] Karane
Huh? I-It's not...
[21:27] Hakari
Oh?
[21:28] Hakari
No need to be so shy.
[21:30] Hakari
Let me get a better look.
[21:34] Rentaro
All right. Now that we're all here...
[21:38] Rentaro
Let's get this pool date started for real!
[21:41] All
Yeah!
E7 - Saying Hello to the Chemistry Girl
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[00:01] Karane
Get a move on, Rentaro!
[00:03] Hakari
Today's the day we score those five
limited "Passionate Pair's Pancakes"!
[00:08] Shizuka
"We, the Four Great Lords,
needed to occupy these four lands."
[00:12] Rentaro
Wait, will I have to eat four portions?!
[00:15] Karane
Well, duh!
SIGN Krrrack!!
SIGN Chemistry
Lab
[00:27] Nano
Blending Rentaro's portions into a drink
will achieve maximum efficiency.
[00:31] Karane
Talk about the least grammable image ever!
[00:33] Hakari
Let's go!
SIGN The 100 Girlfriends
Who Really, Really, Really, Really, REALLY Love You
SIGN Crossing
SIGN Reminiscing Lunch
SIGN B-Come Tast-E
SIGN I went all-out making lunch this morning <3
SIGN To Rentaro-kun
You might think this is all a bit overblown,
but I'm writing this letter to express how thankful I am for all you do.
Rentaro-kun, thank you so much for always bringing joy into my life.
I've put all my feelings of gratitude into making lunch for you.
Would you eat with me, if you don't mind?
I'll be waiting on the rooftop during lunch break <3
-Hakari
P.S. I believe my figure has become
more shapely these days.
I'm including a photograph
I took recently along with this letter.
Enjoy <3
SIGN To Rentaro!
You'd better come to the rooftop during lunch break!
Promise me you will!!
Don't ask why! Just do it!
I made too many side dishes, is all!
(Though part of it was me hoping you would eat them...)
So don't get the wrong idea! I'm just repaying you here!
We gotta eat lunch together!!!!
- Inda Karane
SIGN To Rentaro-kun
It feels a little strange writing to you
when we see each other all the time.
But I'm much better at expressing
my feelings through writing, so I figured I should
tell you how I constantly feel about you this way.
Thank you truly for always looking out for me
and respecting my feelings.
I will treasure the days I spend with you for life.
Rentaro-kun, do you happen to have time
during lunch break today? If you do,
then I would love to have lunch with you.
-Yoshimoto Shizuka
SIGN When a > 0 and b > 0,
the Rentaro a/b + b/a >= 2 Nano inequation becomes
a/b > 0 and b/a > 0.
With the addition of "Gratitude" and the arithmetic mean of "Lunch,"
we get Rentaro = a/b + b/a >= Lunch 2√(a/b x b/a)
= 2x Happiness
= Nano
Lunch a² + Lunch b² >= 2ab
(a-b)² = If you eat it, it no longer exists
As such, when a = b, lunch will be proven.
SIGN Rentaro, thanks for everything, aye.
It looks like today will be a beautiful day,
so I wanna eat lunch with you, aye!
It'll be delicious for sure, aye!
Note: Heat this area up for a surprise!
SIGN Hngh
SIGN Chemistry Lab
[02:11] Rentaro
Wonder if she's in.
[02:14] Rentaro
That zing I felt yesterday...
She's a soulmate.
[02:20] Rentaro
Um, excuse me.
[02:27] Kusuri
Welcome to Chem Club!
[02:30] Rentaro
Huh?
[02:31] Rentaro
She's not here?
[02:34] Kusuri
What is your name?
[02:36] Rentaro
Oh, I'm Aijo Rentaro.
[02:38] Kusuri
Rentaro? Good you're here.
[02:41] Kusuri
I'm in the Chem Club.
Name's Yakuzen Kusuri, aye?
[02:44] Rentaro
"Aye"?
[02:45] Rentaro
Never heard anyone say that in real life.
[02:48] Kusuri
How about some tea for you, aye?
[02:51] Rentaro
By beaker? Teaker!
[02:53] Rentaro
Oh, don't mind me. I was only...
[02:56] Kusuri
You're lucky!
[02:57] Kusuri
Kusuri just finish developing fantastic drug!
[03:03] Rentaro
Uh, I'm not here to join the club.
I'm just looking for somebody.
[03:07] Kusuri
Sip on that tea and wait, aye?
[03:09] Rentaro
Again...
[03:11] Kusuri
No peeking! Sit over there and wait!
[03:14] Rentaro
O-Okay, she's not having it.
[03:20] Rentaro
I guess I'll see what she has in store.
[03:24] Rentaro
But I dunno...
[03:25] Rentaro
If it's too advanced, I won't even
know what's special about it.
[03:30] Kusuri
Ta-da!
[03:32] Kusuri
Human Magnet Medicine!
[03:34] Rentaro
Nobel Prize winners
ain't got nothing on this!
[03:37] Kusuri
You know how when you stick nail to magnet,
[03:40] Kusuri
the nail become magnet for a while?
[03:44] Rentaro
Oh, yeah...
[03:45] Kusuri
Put simply, this a magnet in drink form.
SIGN Iron
[03:48] Kusuri
Drinking this take the iron
in your blood, like that nail,
[03:51] Sign
Magnet
[03:54] Kusuri
and make it into magnet.
[03:56] Rentaro
I... see?
[03:57] Kusuri
Drink and find out!
SIGN Fwip
[03:59] Rentaro
I'm drinking this?!
[04:01] Kusuri
Never feel the practical effects
of drug until you try it.
[04:06] Kusuri
Like...
[04:07] Kusuri
Mth is a good example, aye?
[04:09] Rentaro
You know what mth is like?!
[04:12] Kusuri
Honestly interesting chemical. Want to try.
[04:16] Rentaro
Not even once!
[04:18] Kusuri
Anyway, drink up!
[04:25] Rentaro
W-Wow.
[04:27] Rentaro
My body really is acting like a magnet.
[04:30] Kusuri
Heh-heh. This be the power
of drug Kusuri invents!
[04:35] Kusuri
Oh, warning, that drug cause
[04:38] Kusuri
three day and night of unimaginable
constipation, so be ready.
[04:42] Rentaro
The heck did you make me drink?!
[04:44] Kusuri
But wait, there's more.
[04:46] Kusuri
When Kusuri drinks drug
with opposite pole as yours...
[05:01] Kusuri
Hee hee hee. Opposite attract.
[05:07] Rentaro
Wh-What...
[05:09] Rentaro
What is this adorable little angel?!
[05:13] Kusuri
By the way...
[05:14] Kusuri
Drink the same drug, and you stick
upside-down and can't be shown on TV.
[05:20] Rentaro
There was no need to share that information!
[05:22] Kusuri
Hm? Huh?
[05:24] Kusuri
Magnetism stronger
than expected. Can't get away.
[05:28] Rentaro
What?
[05:29] Kusuri
Is fine. Effect wears off in ten minutes.
[05:33] Rentaro
Oh, that's good.
[05:37] Kusuri
Wait, was holding in pee forever.
[05:40] Rentaro
Are you stupid?!
[05:41] Rentaro
A-Are you gonna pee
while you're stuck to me?!
[05:45] Kusuri
Can't be bothered
going to toilet during experiment.
[05:47] Kusuri
But is fine.
[05:49] Kusuri
Always wear diapers,
so no problem going here and now.
[05:54] Rentaro
I see nothing but problems!
[05:55] Kusuri
Can't hold it in anymore.
[05:57] Kusuri
Oh.
[05:59] Rentaro
Stop it!
[06:01] Rentaro
Something is awakening inside me!
[06:06] Kusuri
Effect finally wore off.
[06:09] Kusuri
See now, Rentaro? Chemistry is amazing.
[06:14] Kusuri
Kusuri loves to make
wonderful drug like this!
[06:18] Kusuri
And there's more!
[06:20] Kusuri
The Night-Vision Medicine.
[06:23] Kusuri
The Ventriloquism Medicine.
[06:25] Kusuri
What else...
[06:27] Kusuri
Size-Up and Size-Down Medicine.
[06:29] Rentaro
She really does love it.
[06:30] Kusuri
Oh, and Gender Swap Medicine, too!
[06:33] Rentaro
She's sparkling with joy in my eyes.
[06:37] Rentaro
Wait, no!
[06:38] Rentaro
I'm here to find the soulmate
I saw yesterday.
[06:42] Rentaro
And... yet...
[06:45] Rentaro
Why am I getting so worked up over her?
[06:50] Kusuri
Rentaro, my boy...
[06:52] Kusuri
You're bamboozled by Kusuri's cuteness, aye?
[06:56] Rentaro
How'd you know?
[06:57] Kusuri
Truth is, that tea you drank before...
[07:01] Kusuri
was dosed with love potion!
[07:03] Rentaro
What?!
[07:06] Kusuri
You see, Kusuri...
[07:11] Kusuri
fell for Rentaro at first sight!
[07:14] Kusuri
Love you, Rentaro!
[07:15] Kusuri
We should go out, aye?
[07:18] Rentaro
Huh?
[07:19] Kusuri
Heh. Rentaro can't refuse
after drinking love potion.
[07:24] Rentaro
Bleurgh!
[07:25] Kusuri
Bleurgh, you say?!
[07:28] Kusuri
A girl professes her love,
and you go "bleurgh"?!
[07:30] Kusuri
Rude! Have you no tact?!
[07:34] Rentaro
Says the girl who just took
a leak while hugging me!
[07:39] Rentaro
That's not it. I'm trying
to throw up the love potion.
[07:44] Kusuri
But why? He should be in love...
[07:47] Kusuri
Got the mix wrong?
[07:49] Kusuri
No, worse.
[07:52] Kusuri
H-He hates the idea of going out
with Kusuri that much?
[08:01] Kusuri
Love you so much, though!
[08:04] Kusuri
Is Kusuri not your type? Damn it all!
[08:08] Kusuri
Have drug that can fix that!
[08:09] Rentaro
No!
[08:11] Rentaro
I want to be myself, not drugged up,
[08:15] Rentaro
when I accept your feelings!
[08:20] Rentaro
Aba ba ba ba ba!
[08:21] Kusuri
Aba ba ba ba ba?!
[08:23] Rentaro
Aba ba ba ba ba!
[08:26] Kusuri
His body rejects the drug!
[08:29] Kusuri
Did Kusuri cause overdose
with intensity of feelings?
[08:31] Kusuri
Make drug too strong?
[08:34] Kusuri
Rentaro!
[08:36] Kusuri
Neutralizer! Medicine-Reversing Medicine!
[08:38] Kusuri
Drink this!
[08:42] Kusuri
N-No...
[08:43] Kusuri
Convulsion too strong. He can't take it.
[08:48] Kusuri
No choice left.
[08:49] Kusuri
Gotta force it in!
[09:07] Kusuri
Phew, convulsion stopped.
[09:11] Kusuri
But now, the love potion effect is gone...
[09:18] Rentaro
Huh?
[09:21] Rentaro
Then why are you still
so mind-boggingly cute?
[09:26] Kusuri
Huh?
[09:28] Rentaro
Huh?
[09:34] Kusuri
The drug's effect is gone, no doubt.
[09:37] Kusuri
What if... Rentaro's body rejected drug
[09:40] Kusuri
because he already liked Kusuri?
[09:42] Kusuri
His heart was already full! Maximum love?
[09:47] Kusuri
R-Rentaro!
[09:49] Rentaro
Y-Yes?
[09:50] Kusuri
Beg you! Go out with me!
[09:53] Rentaro
Down on both knees?!
[09:55] Kusuri
Love you too much! Super-duper love!
[09:57] Kusuri
Somehow as much as drugs!
[09:59] Kusuri
Will do whatever you want, so please!
[10:02] Rentaro
Wait, wait, wait!
Come on, raise your head, please...
[10:09] Rentaro
Huh?
[10:10] Rentaro
What?
[10:14] Rentaro
What?!
[10:17] Rentaro
Th-The girl from yesterday!
[10:21] Kusuri
Ah, right.
[10:23] Kusuri
Must've drank neutralizer
when giving it to you by mouth.
[10:29] Rentaro
And it neutralized what?
[10:32] Kusuri
This is how Kusuri actually looks, aye aye.
[10:35] Kusuri
A failed immortality drug made me small.
[10:40] Rentaro
She was doing big-bad research!
[10:42] Kusuri
Can only turn back for less than an hour.
[10:46] Kusuri
Oh, by the way, I'm actually
a third-year and president of Chem Club.
[10:52] Rentaro
Huh? You're a senpai?!
[10:54] Kusuri
Well, this form comes with
poor vision and long hair.
[10:58] Kusuri
Prefer to be small for experiments, aye aye.
[11:03] Rentaro
So she's a senpai and really
the girl from yesterday...
[11:08] Rentaro
And my soulmate?
[11:08] Kusuri
Aye!
[11:09] Rentaro
Which means...
[11:09] Kusuri
Aye aye.
[11:11] Rentaro
I would be deeply honored to go out with you!
[11:13] Kusuri
UNNO Reverse?!
[11:15] Kusuri
Yay! I'm so happy to hear it, aye aye.
[11:21] Rentaro
She sticks close at this size, too?
[11:23] Rentaro
Help!
[11:24] Kusuri
Oh, need to change diapers.
[11:27] Rentaro
Please don't mention diapers
when you look like that!
[11:30] Rentaro
And that's the whole story.
[11:33] Rentaro
Could I have your permission to make
Yakuzen Kusuri-san my newest girlfriend—
[11:38] Kusuri
Heya!
[11:39] Kusuri
Yakuzen Kusuri's the name!
Good to know ya, aye!
[11:42] Nano
Dating multiple partners at once
to achieve optimal efficiency.
[11:45] Nano
Genius.
[11:46] Rentaro
It's not for efficiency or anything, okay?!
[11:49] Karane
Okay, so tell us a bit more about yourself.
[11:53] Kusuri
Sure! You see, Kusuri...
SIGN Melt <3
[11:55] Sign
Drool
[11:55] Kusuri
really, really, really loves drugs, aye.
[11:58] Karane
Are we sure she's okay?!
[12:01] Rentaro
It's fine.
She says she hasn't tried mth yet.
[12:03] Karane
That's the least convincing "fine" ever!
[12:07] Rentaro
By the way, she only looks
like this because of a drug.
[12:09] Rentaro
She's actually a third-year.
[12:12] Karane
Girl needs rehab!
[12:14] Kusuri
Brought drugs for everyone today.
[12:18] Kusuri
For Karane, Bust-Biggening Medicine.
[12:21] Karane
What's that supposed to mean?!
[12:22] Kusuri
Huh? Don't want it?
[12:24] Kusuri
I-In that case...
[12:26] Kusuri
Un-Twistify Medicine!
[12:28] Karane
Again, what does that mean?!
[12:29] Kusuri
Femininification Medicine!
[12:32] Karane
What the hell?!
[12:33] Karane
Where'd you do your research on me?
What's your source?
[12:36] Kusuri
Rentaro told me.
[12:38] Karane
You're the worst!
Is that what you think of me?!
[12:42] Karane
Rentaro, you dickhead! I hate you!
[12:44] Kusuri
Wait, no! Rentaro was like,
"Karane is slender and beautiful."
[12:49] Kusuri
"Shy and cute," is what I heard.
[12:52] Karane
Sorry... I didn't mean it...
[12:55] Karane
I don't hate you or anything, okay?
[12:58] Karane
Did it hurt?
[13:00] Rentaro
Don't worry.
[13:01] Rentaro
It actually felt good
being in the Boston Karane.
[13:04] Kusuri
A masochist, aye?
[13:05] Kusuri
For Hakari, Hot Stuff Medicine.
[13:09] Hakari
To make me more sexy?
[13:11] Hakari
I-If I can seduce Rentaro-kun with this...
[13:25] Rentaro
I can't hold back!
[13:27] Hakari
Oh, dear!
[13:29] Hakari
...maybe we can get down and dirty.
[13:33] Hakari
Down the hatch!
[13:34] Rentaro
Hakari? You should be a bit more cautious...
[13:40] Kusuri
Close call.
[13:42] Hakari
Thank you...
[13:44] Hakari
Huh? I feel all sweaty.
[13:48] Hakari
What's happening? My clothes!
[13:52] Kusuri
Drug that makes your sweat melt your clothes.
[13:55] Kusuri
Nothing sexier than a birthday suit.
[13:57] Hakari
What?!
[13:58] Hakari
This is far too indecent!
[14:01] Rentaro
Hakari!
[14:02] Rentaro
Take my sweats!
[14:03] Rentaro
I wore them for P.E.,
but it's better than nothing!
[14:07] Hakari
Th-Thank you very much!
SIGN Sniff
Sniff
SIGN Sniff
Sniff
[14:15] Hakari
Rentaro-kun... Rentaro-kun's...
[14:17] Hakari
Rentaro-kun-worn sweats!
[14:21] Hakari
Won't my sweat melt this, too?
[14:24] Kusuri
Drug only works once.
SIGN Huff... Puff...
[14:29] Hakari
Good job, Professor Kusuri!
SIGN Sniff Sniff
[14:33] Hakari
Sniff, sniff!
[14:35] Kusuri
For the storybook lover Shizuka,
[14:37] Kusuri
the BunBun Fantasy Medicine.
[14:41] Shizuka
"I am most grateful."
[14:50] Rentaro
Peak cuteness!
[14:53] Rentaro
I am most grateful!
[14:55] Shizuka
"I am unworthy of such praise."
[14:57] Rentaro
This is amazing.
[14:59] Rentaro
It's like a movie costume.
[15:02] Rentaro
Huh? Sorry! You felt that?
[15:07] Shizuka
"A gate to an unexplored realm."
[15:09] Shizuka
"A novel sensation."
[15:11] Rentaro
Oh, kinda like this?
SIGN Rentaro did not
quite get it
[15:16] Rentaro
Then...
[15:18] Rentaro
Tickle, tickle!
[15:19] Shizuka
"B-Bossman!"
[15:22] Shizuka
"This be the Shangri-La of our dreams?!"*
[15:28] Kusuri
For the efficient Nano, Hair-Control Medicine.
[15:31] Kusuri
Hair like extra arms she can freely use!
[15:35] Nano
Increased efficiency. Not bad.
[15:39] Rentaro
She drank it already. Not a second wasted.
[15:42] Nano
Aijo Rentaro, there is dirt on your face.
[15:47] Rentaro
That smelled nice!
[15:58] Nano
I like it.
[16:00] Rentaro
Me, too.
[16:01] Kusuri
More where that came from, aye.
[16:03] Kusuri
Each vial works ten minutes,
[16:07] Kusuri
but the second one onward increases
the risk of going bald, so careful.
[16:11] Rentaro
A heavy price to pay!
[16:14] Nano
Going bald would reduce time
spent on maintenance.
[16:17] Rentaro
Nano? A-Are you sure?
[16:19] Nano
I mean, you would love me
even when I'm bald, would you not?
[16:24] Rentaro
Of course!
[16:25] Rentaro
Whether you're bald, or fat,
[16:27] Rentaro
or possessed by an alien,
I'd still love you!
[16:31] Nano
The last one would no longer be me.
[16:33] Rentaro
But...
[16:35] Rentaro
I love this beautiful hair of yours, too.
[16:44] Nano
I have no need for this drug.
[16:46] Kusuri
Aww, it's fun, though!
[16:50] Karane
Well, I guess these drugs
have got their uses.
[16:54] Kusuri
Right? Drugs are the best, aye!
[16:57] Karane
N-Not that I care,
[16:59] Karane
but how would I have looked if I'd
taken that "Bust-Biggening Medicine"?
[17:04] Kusuri
Here's an illustration of effect.
[17:07] Karane
Swole!
[17:08] Karane
Those are pecs!
[17:10] Kusuri
Making plenty more like these.
[17:12] Kusuri
But maximum effort goes into the one for
applying to the dream research team!
[17:18] Nano
Research team?
[17:20] Kusuri
It's Kusuri's dream, aye!
[17:22] Kusuri
Want to join that research team
and make all sort of amazing drugs!
[17:26] Shizuka
"What a beautiful vision."
[17:31] Rentaro
What's wrong, Kusuri-senpai?
[17:33] Kusuri
Suddenly felt the urge to pee.
[17:36] Kusuri
Oh, well. Wearing diaper, after all.
[17:39] Rentaro
Use the restroom!
[17:42] Kusuri
Boo.
[17:43] Rentaro
Right back at you!
[17:45] Hakari
Oh, I'll pour the tea, then.
[17:49] Kusuri
Tea's different for Rentaro
and the rest, so be careful, aye?
[17:54] Rentaro
What do you mean, for me?
[17:58] Kusuri
W-Well, different blend for boys and girls.
[18:04] Rentaro
Whatever! Go to the restroom!
[18:07] Kusuri
A-Anyway...
[18:08] Kusuri
Look at bottles, and it's obvious!
[18:12] Hakari
Er...
[18:14] Hakari
There's a big one and a small one, so...
SIGN For five
[18:16] Sign
For one
[18:17] Hakari
I think?
[18:22] Kusuri
Back.
[18:24] Rentaro
Okay, now that everyone's here,
[18:26] Rentaro
let's eat!
[18:26] Others
Let's eat!
[18:26] Kusuri
Let's eat, aye.
[18:30] Karane
These cookies aren't bad.
[18:32] Shizuka
"A sweet seduction."
[18:33] Nano
Store-bought. Efficient.
[18:36] Hakari
Is that praise?
[18:38] Nano
It is.
[18:41] Kusuri
Yak, yak, I did it!
[18:43] Kusuri
Huh?
[18:43] Kusuri
O-Oh no!
[18:46] Kusuri
This tea is for Rentaro!
[18:48] Kusuri
Why?
[18:49] Kusuri
Made sure to split the bottles
for boys and girls!
SIGN Brutalist
SIGN For Boys
SIGN Chic
SIGN For Girls
[18:54] Kusuri
Everyone! Wrong tea!
[18:57] Kusuri
Spit it out!
[18:59] Kusuri
Hurry! Hurry up and bleurgh!
[19:02] Rentaro
Come on, they're just different flavors.
[19:06] Kusuri
Th-That's not it!
[19:07] Kusuri
That tea...
[19:08] Kusuri
had the
Uncontrollable-Urge-to-Kiss-Lover Medicine
[19:13] Kusuri
planned to give to Rentaro
to get me smoochies!
[19:17] Rentaro
What?!
[19:18] Kusuri
Not like back then...
[19:21] Kusuri
Wanted to kiss you for real!
[19:25] Rentaro
Wh-What...
[19:28] Rentaro
I don't need some drug
to make me want to kiss you!
[19:34] Kusuri
Rentaro!
[19:37] Kusuri
Mwah...
[19:41] Rentaro
Uh, Karane?
[19:44] Rentaro
Her heartburn can cause death by fire!
[19:47] Rentaro
Kusuri-senpa—
[19:48] Hakari
Kiss...
[19:51] Nano
Kiss.
[19:52] Rentaro
G-Girls?
[20:00] Rentaro
Kusuri-senpai!
[20:01] Karane
Kiss.
[20:04] Rentaro
What's gotten into you all?
[20:06] Kusuri
Owie...
[20:10] Kusuri
Gone and done it again...
[20:20] Kusuri
Keep messing up!
[20:26] Kusuri
Run, Rentaro!
[20:31] Kusuri
That's the drug's side effect.
[20:34] Rentaro
Wait,
[20:35] Rentaro
you wanted me to turn into that?
[20:37] Kusuri
No, drug's not safe for girls!
[20:42] Kusuri
Male libido makes boys
want to get physical, bump uglies.
[20:48] Kusuri
But female libido seeks intimacy,
emotional pleasure—
[20:51] Kusuri
that is kissing!
[20:53] Rentaro
R-Really?
[20:55] Kusuri
So...
[20:56] Kusuri
Not meant to increase the urge
for kisses even more.
[21:01] Kusuri
Nothing but the desire to kiss
remains in these four.
[21:05] Kusuri
Their brain don't limit them,
giving superhuman strength!
[21:11] Kusuri
Unable to think about anything but
kissing the person they love most,
[21:15] Kusuri
they wander in search for his lips...
[21:17] Kusuri
They are kiss zombies!
[21:20] Shizuka
"Kissy."
[21:21] Hakari
Kissy.
[21:21] Karane
Kissy.
[21:22] Nano
Kissy.
[21:23] Kusuri
No escape from their powerful
arms if they catch you.
[21:28] Kusuri
You'll be stuck
being kissed with them forever!
[21:31] Rentaro
What?
[21:34] Rentaro
That...
[21:35] Rentaro
just sounds like paradise!
[21:38] All
Kiss.
[21:39] Kusuri
By the way, if not given the Medicine-Reversing
Medicine before the drug circulates,
[21:44] Kusuri
they stay like this the rest of their lives.
[21:46] Rentaro
Their personality gets erased?!
[21:49] Rentaro
How long until the drug circulates
throughout their bodies?
[21:52] Kusuri
Depends on person, but around an hour!
[21:57] Rentaro
We need to give them
the Reversing Medicine before then...
[22:00] Hakari/Karane
Kissy kiss!
[22:01] Nano/Shizuka
Kiss!
[22:02] Narrator
And so began Rentaro and the girls'
game of Resident Hazard: Kissage!
E8 - Kiss Zombie Panic
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[00:03] (Flashback) Kusuri
Welcome to Chem Club!
[00:05] Narrator
Aijo Rentaro's newest soulmate:
[00:10] Narrator
the shrinking and growing,
[00:14] Narrator
drug-loving president of Chem Club,
[00:17] Narrator
Yakuzen Kusuri.
[00:19] Narrator
However, the drug that
she concocted for Rentaro,
[00:24] Narrator
the Uncontrollable-Urge-to-Kiss-Lover Medicine,
[00:28] Narrator
was accidentally consumed by Hakari,
Karane, Shizuka and Nano...
[00:37] (Flashback) Hakari
Kiss.
[00:39] (Flashback) Shizuka
"Kiss."
[00:41] Narrator
...turning them into kiss zombies.
[00:45] (Flashback) Kusuri
By the way, if not given the Medicine-Reversing
Medicine before the drug circulates,
[00:51] (Flashback) Kusuri
they stay like this the rest of their lives.
[00:52] (Flashback) Rentaro
Their personality gets erased?!
[00:54] (Flashback) Hakari/Karane
Kissy kiss!
[00:55] (Flashback) Nano/Shizuka
Kiss!
[00:58] Narrator
And so began Rentaro and the girls'
game of Resident Hazard: Kissage!
[01:06] Kusuri
Run, Rentaro!
[01:07] Zombies
Kissy...
[01:08] Rentaro
But...
[01:09] Kusuri
Hurry up!
[01:16] Zombies
Kissy... kiss...
[01:18] Kusuri
Can't make four doses of neutralizer here.
[01:22] Kusuri
Gotta get away from the four
kiss zombies and head to the chem lab!
[01:27] Rentaro
Gotcha.
[01:29] Kusuri
Hurry!
[01:30] Rentaro
Girls...
[01:32] Rentaro
I promise we'll bring you back!
[01:34] Zombies
Kissy...
[01:38] Hakari
Kiss.
SIGN The 100 Girlfriends
Who Really, Really, Really, Really, REALLY Love You
SIGN Crossing
SIGN Reminiscing Lunch
SIGN B-Come Tast-E
SIGN I went all-out making lunch this morning <3
SIGN To Rentaro-kun
You might think this is all a bit overblown,
but I'm writing this letter to express how thankful I am for all you do.
Rentaro-kun, thank you so much for always bringing joy into my life.
I've put all my feelings of gratitude into making lunch for you.
Would you eat with me, if you don't mind?
I'll be waiting on the rooftop during lunch break <3
-Hakari
P.S. I believe my figure has become
more shapely these days.
I'm including a photograph
I took recently along with this letter.
Enjoy <3
SIGN To Rentaro!
You'd better come to the rooftop during lunch break!
Promise me you will!!
Don't ask why! Just do it!
I made too many side dishes, is all!
(Though part of it was me hoping you would eat them...)
So don't get the wrong idea! I'm just repaying you here!
We gotta eat lunch together!!!!
- Inda Karane
SIGN To Rentaro-kun
It feels a little strange writing to you
when we see each other all the time.
But I'm much better at expressing
my feelings through writing, so I figured I should
tell you how I constantly feel about you this way.
Thank you truly for always looking out for me
and respecting my feelings.
I will treasure the days I spend with you for life.
Rentaro-kun, do you happen to have time
during lunch break today? If you do,
then I would love to have lunch with you.
-Yoshimoto Shizuka
SIGN When a > 0 and b > 0,
the Rentaro a/b + b/a >= 2 Nano inequation becomes
a/b > 0 and b/a > 0.
With the addition of "Gratitude" and the arithmetic mean of "Lunch,"
we get Rentaro = a/b + b/a >= Lunch 2√(a/b x b/a)
= 2x Happiness
= Nano
Lunch a² + Lunch b² >= 2ab
(a-b)² = If you eat it, it no longer exists
As such, when a = b, lunch will be proven.
SIGN Rentaro, thanks for everything, aye.
It looks like today will be a beautiful day,
so I wanna eat lunch with you, aye!
It'll be delicious for sure, aye!
Note: Heat this area up for a surprise!
SIGN Hngh
[03:22] Rentaro
Now's our chance to get to the chem lab.
[03:27] Kusuri
They headed us off.
[03:29] Kusuri
Anything to slow them down?
[03:32] Kusuri
Oh, this is...
[03:35] Kusuri
The Melt-Ya-Face-Off Medicine!
[03:38] Rentaro
You are not using that!
[03:41] Rentaro
Let's take a detour!
[03:43] Kusuri
Aye, got it!
[03:47] Zombies
Kissy...
[03:56] Rentaro
They're fast.
[03:57] Rentaro
Must be part of the superhuman abilities
they gained due to their loss of reason.
[04:00] Viceprincipal
Running in my halls?!
[04:03] Rentaro
Vice Principal?!
[04:05] Viceprincipal
Pardon my French!
[04:07] Kusuri
Gah! Monster!
[04:14] Rentaro
Vice Principal!
[04:15] Kusuri
I apologize, aye.
[04:17] Viceprincipal
The foundation I spent three hours applying...!
[04:22] Viceprincipal
It's melting!
[04:23] Rentaro
The abyss stares back!
[04:25] Viceprincipal
My true form will be revealed to the humans!
[04:30] Rentaro
I don't think it's working.
[04:32] Kusuri
Kusuri's drug was stopped by some foundation?
[04:35] Kusuri
No way!
[04:36] Rentaro
That's what's bothering you?!
[04:38] Viceprincipal
Scree! I must restore my makeup!
[04:39] Rentaro
Science can't beat monsters.
That's how the world works.
[04:42] Rentaro
Let's go.
[04:43] Kusuri
The acids... the psience!
[04:46] Viceprincipal
Coming through.
[04:48] Nano
Kiss kissy kiss kiss. Kissy kiss.
[04:50] Others
Kisser.
[04:55] Rentaro
They split up?
[04:56] Rentaro
So they're planning to pincer us?
[05:01] Rentaro
Wait, the girls are trying to kiss me, right?
[05:06] Rentaro
Kusuri-senpai, let's split up, too.
[05:10] Kusuri
Gotcha.
[05:16] Shizuka
"Kiss. Kiss."
[05:18] Rentaro
I knew it. She's coming after me.
[05:20] Rentaro
Shizuka-chan isn't as fast as the others.
[05:24] Rentaro
Her limiter may be off, but it's all still
based on her original physical abilities.
[05:28] Rentaro
I'll get away from her before
the other three can surround me.
[05:32] Shizuka
"Kiss."
[05:34] Rentaro
Shizuka-chan!
[05:37] Rentaro
Oh, no! Your forehead's all red!
You need to get to the nurse's office now!
[05:41] Shizuka
"Kiss."
[05:43] Rentaro
It's okay. You'll be all right.
[05:52] Rentaro
Okay, time to get you treated.
SIGN Away On Research Leave
[05:56] Rentaro
On leave?!
[05:57] Rentaro
Screw that! This is an emergency!
[06:06] Rentaro
Thanks for holding up your bangs.
[06:08] Rentaro
We cooled it and applied a pain-relief patch.
You'll be fine now.
[06:11] Rentaro
Pain, pain, go away.
[06:14] Shizuka
"Kiss."
[06:24] Rentaro
Oh, right! I forget we were
in the middle of Resident Hazard!
[06:28] Rentaro
I messed up!
[06:31] Rentaro
Sh-Shizuka...
[06:33] Shizuka
"Kiss."
[06:43] Rentaro
I-It keeps going.
[06:47] Rentaro
Sh-Shiz...
[07:06] Rentaro
I-It's over.
[07:09] Rentaro
I can't even think straight...
[07:16] Rentaro
No! I have to get you back to normal!
[07:30] Rentaro
Sorry, Shizuka-chan.
[07:32] Rentaro
I'll fix this somehow, I promise.
[07:36] Rentaro
So hang in there!
[07:42] Shizuka
"Kiss."
[07:44] Shizuka
"Kiss."
[07:50] Karane
Kiss!
[07:50] Hakari
Kissy-kun!
[07:53] Rentaro
Gotta change course.
[07:56] Hakari
Kissy-san!
[07:57] Karane
Kissy, kiss it!
[07:59] Hakari
Kiss!
[08:00] Karane
Kiss!
[08:04] Hakari
Kissy...
[08:07] Karane
...kiss kiss!
[08:09] Rentaro
Kara-pult...
SIGN Kara-pult
& Hurl-kari
[08:10] Hakari
Kiss!
[08:11] Rentaro
...Hurl-kari!
[08:15] Rentaro
Agh! We're not in an All Japan
Pro Wrestling Tag League, you know?!
[08:22] Rentaro
Hakari... Karane...
[08:26] Hakari
Kiss.
[08:32] Karane
Kiss.
[08:35] Hakari
Kiss...
[08:37] Karane
Kiss...
[08:39] Hakari
Kiss...
[08:41] Karane
Kiss...
[08:42] Rentaro
No... My mind's going blank again...
[08:47] Rentaro
Unlike Shizuka-chan,
[08:49] Rentaro
they're too strong to push away...
[08:52] Hakari
Kissey!
[08:53] Karane
Kiss's kiss kissem?
[08:56] Hakari
Kiss kisses kiss kiss kissy!
[08:58] Karane
Kiss kissy kiss kiss, kisser!
[09:00] Rentaro
Jeez, they're fighting again.
[09:03] Rentaro
Even as kiss zombies, they're the same as ever.
[09:09] Rentaro
Even as kiss zombies?
[09:11] Rentaro
These two are the same?
[09:15] Rentaro
That means...
[09:16] Hakari
Kissy kiss!
[09:18] Karane
Kiss kiss, kiss!
[09:19] Hakarikarane
Kissy...
[09:33] Hakari
Kissy kiss...
[09:36] Karane
Kissy kiss kiss.
[09:40] Hakarikarane
Kiss.
[09:42] Rentaro
Let's go!
[09:44] Rentaro
That's right. The girls drank the
Uncontrollable-Urge-to-Kiss-Lover Medicine.
[09:51] Rentaro
And the two of them are
so close, they fight every day...
[09:55] Rentaro
They're tough lovers!
[09:58] Rentaro
We did share a three-way kiss, after all!
[10:01] Rentaro
I knew I could count on you two!
[10:04] Narrator
Rentaro was not immune
to jumping to conclusions.
[10:09] Rentaro
L-Look at 'em kiss zombies go.
[10:12] Rentaro
Things are heating up by the second.
[10:14] Rentaro
Wait, this is no time to be staring!
I gotta get to the chem lab!
SIGN Chemistry Lab
[10:30] Rentaro
Okay, I made it somehow.
[10:34] Rentaro
Did Kusuri-senpai make it here o—
[10:36] Rentaro
Kay?!
[10:38] Rentaro
What's Nano doing in the lab?
[10:40] Rentaro
This is bad!
[10:42] Rentaro
I can't get away!
[10:46] Nano
Kiss kiss!
[10:51] Nano
Kiss...
[10:56] Rentaro
I managed to hide,
[10:58] Rentaro
but it's only a matter of time
before she finds me.
[11:01] Rentaro
But there's still hope!
[11:04] Rentaro
We've split up.
[11:06] Rentaro
If Kusuri-senpai takes this chance
to sneak into the lab...
[11:10] Kusuri
Whew! Couldn't breathe!
[11:13] Rentaro
Kusuri-senpai!
[11:16] Narrator
All hope was lost.
[11:22] Rentaro
Kusuri-senpai!
[11:23] Rentaro
Wh-What are you doing here?
[11:26] Kusuri
Tried to enter chem lab, but Nano spotted me,
[11:29] Kusuri
so Kusuri hide here!
[11:31] Kusuri
Now she going around
looking for Kusuri. Can't get out.
[11:37] Rentaro
But why?
[11:39] Rentaro
Nano should be looking for me,
the person she wants to kiss.
[11:42] Kusuri
Maybe Nano realized we
on the same team.
[11:48] Rentaro
Right. She was the one who gave
the order to flank us, too.
[11:52] Rentaro
Being a kiss zombie hasn't completely
taken away her intelligence.
[11:58] Rentaro
Damn it! At this rate,
she'll find and capture us both!
[12:02] Kusuri
Eureka.
[12:04] Kusuri
Rentaro run and lure Nano away.
[12:07] Kusuri
Kusuri take that chance to sneak into chem lab.
[12:11] Rentaro
I thought about that, too...
[12:13] Rentaro
But making a break for it after hiding
would look too suspicious.
[12:18] Rentaro
It would be obvious that I ran out
expecting to be caught.
[12:21] Rentaro
And she'd realize that I was
a decoy to lure her away.
[12:26] Rentaro
That would be the same
as telling her that you're in here.
[12:32] Rentaro
Damn it!
[12:34] Rentaro
What do I do? What can I do?
[12:36] Rentaro
If we don't act quick,
it'll be too late to reverse the drug!
[12:39] Rentaro
I gotta do something to save them,
no matter what!
[12:45] Kusuri
It always be like this...
[12:49] Kusuri
Kusuri always be like this.
[12:52] Kusuri
Think of nothing but drugs,
make trouble for everyone else.
[12:59] Kusuri
Already lost all the Chem Club
members, and yet...
[13:08] Rentaro
Senpai...
[13:09] Kusuri
The others are one thing, but...
[13:12] Kusuri
But Kusuri loves you! Don't want to be
hated by you or cause trouble for you!
[13:20] Kusuri
Enough is enough. Kusuri will...
[13:23] Kusuri
stop developing drugs forever!
[13:27] Rentaro
Senpai...
[13:28] Kusuri
So, so sorry, Rentaro!
[13:33] Kusuri
Rentaro, this game of Resident Hazard is over.
[13:38] Kusuri
Is fine. In case of emergency,
Kusuri always have
[13:43] Kusuri
a single dose of the reversing medicine!
[13:46] Rentaro
I see!
[13:47] Rentaro
At first, we needed four doses
of the reversing medicine.
[13:52] Rentaro
But now, one dose is enough to turn Nano
back to normal and get into the lab!
[13:52] Nano
Kiss.
SIGN A wild Kiss Zombie Nano appeared!
SIGN Nano went back to normal!
[13:58] Rentaro
You're a genius, Kusuri-senpai!
[14:00] Kusuri
Indeed, aye!
[14:02] Rentaro
But why?!
[14:03] Rentaro
Wait, wait! Stop, Senpai!
[14:06] Kusuri
Huh?
[14:07] Kusuri
Argh! Wh-What are you doing?!
[14:10] Rentaro
That's what I wanna know!
[14:12] Rentaro
Wasn't that dose for Nano?!
[14:14] Kusuri
Ah! Good idea!
[14:16] Rentaro
More like the only idea!
[14:19] Kusuri
Well, Kusuri...
[14:22] Kusuri
thought it'd be easy to enter the lab in this
form because Nano doesn't know about it.
[14:28] Kusuri
Why the red face, Rentaro? Is there a problem?
[14:32] Rentaro
I-I mean...
[14:35] Rentaro
We're all up-close and personal...
[14:39] Kusuri
However, only got a mouthful
of reversing medicine.
[14:43] Kusuri
Effect will wear off soon.
[14:45] Kusuri
If Kusuri turns back into a kid
while making more, Nano might find...
[14:52] Kusuri
Could tie Nano up and immobilize her.
[14:55] Rentaro
C-Can you really do that?
[14:58] Kusuri
Possible if I surprise her in this form.
[15:02] Kusuri
Gotta act fast before the drug wears off.
[15:10] Nano
Kiss!
[15:16] Nano
Kissingless.
[15:17] Rentaro
All right. She's not interested.
[15:20] Rentaro
She might actually be able to pull it off.
[15:23] Nano
Kissy kiss?
[15:25] Nano
Kiss...
[15:28] Kusuri
Uh...
[15:29] Kusuri
Kusuri just a passerby, aye aye.
[15:32] Rentaro
You just gave it away!
[15:34] Kusuri
Bud ow id she kno?!
[15:37] Rentaro
Damn it!
[15:39] Rentaro
Is this it?
[15:41] Rentaro
With Senpai captured, we have no way
of making the reversing medicine!
[15:45] Rentaro
What do I do?
[15:46] Rentaro
What do I do?!
[15:53] Nano
Kiss kiss.
[15:54] Kusuri
Enawo?!
[15:56] Rentaro
Don't get caught!
[15:57] Rentaro
Run, run, run! For my life!
[16:01] Rentaro
So what if she's a kiss zombie with
no reason or limiter holding her back?
[16:04] Rentaro
I'll take off my limiters, too!
[16:07] Rentaro
With my unending love for these girls!
[16:37] Rentaro
She's breaking open the door?
[16:49] Nano
Kissed kissu.
[16:52] Rentaro
Nano!
[17:16] Nano
Kiss.
[17:28] Nano
Kiss.
SIGN Fin.
[18:25] Kusuri
Nano!
[18:35] Kusuri
Now when she wakes up,
she'll be back to normal, aye.
[18:39] Rentaro
I'm so glad... you made it, Kusuri-senpai.
[18:44] Kusuri
You planned this all out, Rentaro?
[18:48] Rentaro
Uh, I wouldn't call it a plan.
[18:51] Rentaro
That was all I could think of.
[18:55] Rentaro
I lured Nano away from there,
[18:58] Rentaro
ran around to buy time, and waited...
[19:02] Rentaro
Waited for the mouthful of reversing
medicine that you took to wear off.
[19:07] Rentaro
Then your body would shrink and untie itself.
[19:10] Kusuri
Oh, right!
That's how Kusuri got outta there, aye?!
[19:13] Rentaro
Wait, you hadn't realized?!
[19:15] Kusuri
Uh, thought that maybe you'd used
some kinda Melt-Ya-Ropes-Off Medicine.
[19:20] Rentaro
Anyway, let's hurry up and give the other
three the reversing medicine, too.
[19:26] Kusuri
Yes, aye!
SIGN Nurse's Office
[19:32] Hakari
Where am I?
[19:35] Karane
I-It's not like I was dozing off
or anything, okay?!
[19:38] Nano
What was I doing?
[19:40] Nano
Why did I do that to Aijo Rentaro?
[19:43] Shizuka
"My deepest apologies."
[19:45] Rentaro
Girls!
[19:47] Hakari
Rentaro-kun!
[19:48] Hakari
I'm truly sorry!
[19:50] Hakari
How could I do something so—
[19:54] (Flashback) Hakari/Karane
Kiss.
[19:56] Hakari
H-Huh?
[19:58] Hakari
S-Sorry, but I can't remember anything!
[20:03] Hakari
Right, Karane-san?!
[20:05] Hakari
Y-You don't remember anything, either, right?
[20:07] Karane
Wait, what?
[20:09] Karane
Like Nano and Shizuka, I remember every—
[20:12] (Flashback) Hakarikarane
Kiss.
[20:13] (Flashback) Kusuri
Take the reversing medicine!
[20:15] (Flashback) Rentaro
You two are way too into each other!
[20:19] Karane
O-Oh!
[20:21] Karane
Y-You're right. My memory's gone, too!
[20:25] Hakari
Thought as much!
[20:28] Hakari
Can't remember a thing!
[20:30] Karane
Right! It's almost funny!
[20:31] Rentaro
Good, good. Sharing a secret
has brought them even closer.
[20:36] Kusuri
This was all Kusuri's fault!
[20:40] Kusuri
So sorry, aye!
[20:42] Kusuri
Kusuri's drug turned you all into zombies...
[20:49] Kusuri
Sorry! Sorry!
[20:52] Kusuri
So, so sorry!
[20:55] Karane
Kusuri...
[20:56] Hakari
Kusuri-senpai.
[20:57] Shizuka
"Drug Master."
[20:59] Rentaro
Yeah, your drug did turn them into zombies,
[21:03] Rentaro
but it was also your drug
that brought them back.
[21:07] Rentaro
So it all evens out, right?
[21:11] Kusuri
But... but...
[21:13] Rentaro
I'll fix anything with you.
[21:16] Rentaro
Whatever messes
your drugs create in the future,
[21:21] Rentaro
I'll fix them for you, no matter what!
[21:25] Kusuri
Rentaro?
[21:27] Rentaro
So stop talking about
abandoning your drug research!
[21:33] Rentaro
For me...
[21:34] Rentaro
The passion you show for the things you love
[21:37] Rentaro
is part of why I love you, Kusuri-senpai!
[21:42] Nano
Lovely.
[21:43] Shizuka
So dreamy.
[21:45] Karane
He is such a Chad.
[21:48] Hakari
I'm so wet right now.
[21:50] Kusuri
Rentaro...
[21:52] Kusuri
Kusuri... Kusuri...
[21:56] Kusuri
really, really, really, really,
really loves drugs and you!
E9 - The Holy War of Love and Soul
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[00:33] Rentaro
Wow, amazing!
SIGN Lovezono Flower Park
[00:36] Rentaro
So this is the Lovezono Flower Park!
[00:39] Nano
A splendid facility for efficiently
observing multiple species of plants.
[00:43] Kusuri
Gonna collect nectar
for new drug research, aye!
[00:47] Shizuka
"A view reserved for the highest nobles."
[00:47] Kusuri
Flower, flower, flower!
[00:50] Kusuri
Nectar, nectar, nectar!
[00:54] Rentaro
This is the greatest date spot.
[00:57] Rentaro
Thanks for bringing us, Hakari.
[00:59] Hakari
I'm glad to hear you like it.
[01:01] Hakari
I wanted to come here with you, too.
[01:05] Hakari
There's something I'd like us to do—
[01:08] Pa
The monthly "Bouquet Toss"
event will begin shortly.
[01:12] Rentaro
Bouquet toss?
[01:12] Pa
Guests who'd like to participate,
please assemble in the central plaza.
[01:13] Hakari
It's one of the biggest
attractions in the park.
[01:16] Hakari
Whoever catches the bouquet can wear a wedding
dress adorned with the park's flowers
[01:20] Hakari
and have a special photoshoot
with their loved one.
SIGN Lovezono Flower Park Main Event Bouquet Toss
[01:22] Rentaro
What? We have to take part!
[01:25] Kusuri
Whoa! Gotta do it!
[01:27] Karane
Wedding dress photo... with Rentaro!
[01:30] Shizuka
"Here is" "a vow of eternal love."
[01:32] Nano
Efficient.
[01:34] Hakari
That wedding dress has been
my dream since I was little.
[01:41] Hakari
A scene, filled with love,
that I always wanted for myself.
[01:45] Hakari
And today is the day
I make that dream come true!
SIGN The 100 Girlfriends
Who Really, Really, Really, Really, REALLY Love You
SIGN Crossing
SIGN Reminiscing Lunch
SIGN B-Come Tast-E
SIGN I went all-out making lunch this morning <3
SIGN To Rentaro-kun
You might think this is all a bit overblown,
but I'm writing this letter to express how thankful I am for all you do.
Rentaro-kun, thank you so much for always bringing joy into my life.
I've put all my feelings of gratitude into making lunch for you.
Would you eat with me, if you don't mind?
I'll be waiting on the rooftop during lunch break <3
-Hakari
P.S. I believe my figure has become
more shapely these days.
I'm including a photograph
I took recently along with this letter.
Enjoy <3
SIGN To Rentaro!
You'd better come to the rooftop during lunch break!
Promise me you will!!
Don't ask why! Just do it!
I made too many side dishes, is all!
(Though part of it was me hoping you would eat them...)
So don't get the wrong idea! I'm just repaying you here!
We gotta eat lunch together!!!!
- Inda Karane
SIGN To Rentaro-kun
It feels a little strange writing to you
when we see each other all the time.
But I'm much better at expressing
my feelings through writing, so I figured I should
tell you how I constantly feel about you this way.
Thank you truly for always looking out for me
and respecting my feelings.
I will treasure the days I spend with you for life.
Rentaro-kun, do you happen to have time
during lunch break today? If you do,
then I would love to have lunch with you.
-Yoshimoto Shizuka
SIGN When a > 0 and b > 0,
the Rentaro a/b + b/a >= 2 Nano inequation becomes
a/b > 0 and b/a > 0.
With the addition of "Gratitude" and the arithmetic mean of "Lunch,"
we get Rentaro = a/b + b/a >= Lunch 2√(a/b x b/a)
= 2x Happiness
= Nano
Lunch a² + Lunch b² >= 2ab
(a-b)² = If you eat it, it no longer exists
As such, when a = b, lunch will be proven.
SIGN Rentaro, thanks for everything, aye.
It looks like today will be a beautiful day,
so I wanna eat lunch with you, aye!
It'll be delicious for sure, aye!
Note: Heat this area up for a surprise!
SIGN Hngh
SIGN Lovezono Flower Park Main Event Bouquet Toss
[03:23] Rentaro
W-Wow, that's a big crowd.
[03:26] Hakari
It really is.
[03:27] Cpt Gorilla
You louts!
[03:29] Cpt Gorilla
Catch that bouquet at all costs
and win the photoshoot for me and Yuu-kun!
[03:34] Sub Gorillas
Yes, Captain!
[03:39] Rentaro
What's up with them?
SIGN Gorilla Syndicate
[03:41] Nano
The Gorilla Syndicate,
[03:42] Nano
a Japanese biker gang
established in the early 21st century.
[03:46] Rentaro
Thank you, Nanopedia.
[03:48] Hakari
It seems we won't have the luxury
of fighting among ourselves.
[03:53] Hakari
Why don't we work together for now,
[03:54] Hakari
and then draw lots to pick
who gets the photoshoot later?
[03:58] Karane
Sounds good.
[03:59] Nano
Efficient.
[04:00] Shizuka
"Just for today, okay?"
[04:00] Kusuri
Okay?
SIGN Go Ri Lla
[04:01] Sub Gorillas
Go, go, Gorilla!
[04:05] Sub Gorillas
Gorilla! Syndicate! Gorilla! Syndicate!
[04:09] Rentaro
Man, they're super into it.
And there are so many people.
SIGN Gorilla Syndicate
[04:14] Rentaro
Maybe Shizuka-chan should
stay back and root for us?
[04:17] Karane
Good call, with her height.
We don't want her swallowed up by the crowd.
[04:21] Shizuka
"As you wish."
[04:23] Rentaro
As for Kusuri-senpai...
[04:24] Kusuri
S'all good.
[04:30] Sub Gorillas
Go, go, Gorilla!
[04:30] Kusuri
Should be fine now, aye aye.
[04:32] Rentaro
Yeah.
[04:33] Sub Gorillas
Gorilla! Syndicate! Gorilla! Syndicate!
[04:34] Rentaro
It'd be great to have a flag like theirs.
[04:38] Rentaro
Oh, I know!
[04:40] Rentaro
I've got a towel and a marker!
[04:42] Karane
Why do you even have that stuff?
SIGN Rentaro Family
SIGN Rentaro Family
[04:48] Rentaro
What do you think?
[04:50] Hakarikusuri
Family!
[04:51] Nanoshizuka
Family!
[04:51] Karane
We're a...
[04:53] All
...family!
[04:53] Karane
It's so good, hngh!
[04:56] Rentaro
Rentaro Family!
[04:57] Rentaro
Let's go get it!
[04:59] All
Yeah!
SIGN Lovezono Flower Park Main Event Bouquet Toss
SIGN Go
SIGN Rentaro Family
SIGN Rentaro Family
[05:11] Sub Gorilla A
What is this adorable creature?
[05:12] Sub Gorilla B
Cute!
[05:13] Sub Gorillas
I wanna take it home!
[05:16] Pa
The bouquet toss is about to begin.
[05:18] Pa
Naturally, physical attacks against
other participants are banned.
[05:22] Pa
And here we have today's guest,
who will toss the bouquet:
[05:25] Pa
former international shot putter,
[05:28] Pa
the Supersonic Arm,
[05:30] Pa
Baba An!
[05:32] Baba
Hi!
[05:34] Rentaro
The vice principal?!
[05:36] Rentaro
I knew she was an ex-athlete,
but her sport was shot put?
[05:38] Karane
Every sport was her sport, apparently.
[05:40] Rentaro
Is she even human?
[05:42] Baba
Mmm... wah!
[05:45] Pa
M-Miss Baba, what are your
thoughts going into this?
SIGN Emcee
[05:48] Baba
I hope the bouquet leaves the atmosphere
so that nobody here gets to be happy.
[05:52] Rentaro
The words of a tosser!
Just not a bouquet tosser!
[05:54] Pa
Thank you. Let's get right to it.
[05:56] Pa
Three!
[05:57] Pa
Two!
[05:58] Pa
One! Let's go!
[05:58] Baba
Time to get my money and call a host over!
[06:03] Guy
Over there?
[06:03] Girl
Run!
[06:05] Karane
Rentaro!
[06:06] Rentaro
Yeah.
[06:07] Rentaro
That one's not landing for a while.
[06:12] Rentaro
What? I thought physical attacks were banned.
[06:15] Cpt Gorilla
This ain't violence
against other participants, ook!
[06:18] Cpt Gorilla
We Gorilla Syndicate
members are just holding...
[06:21] Cpt Gorilla
training here, ook!
[06:23] Rentaro
Whoa!
[06:24] Rentaro
What?!
[06:25] Cpt Gorilla
Ain't against the rules, ook!
[06:27] Pa
Wh-What...
[06:28] Cpt Gorilla
Right?
[06:29] Pa
R-Right!
[06:31] Cpt Gorilla
Ook, ook, ook!
[06:32] Cpt Gorilla
Keep your distance
if you don't wanna be bonked!
[06:36] Rentaro
Hakari!
[06:39] Hakari
Karane-san!
[06:40] Karane
If you're gonna bend the rules like that...
[06:46] Karane
I'm joining the Gorilla Syndicate
as of this moment!
[06:50] All
Sh-She's so awesome!
[06:52] Karane
Come on!
[06:53] Karane
I'll join this training session or whatever!
[06:56] Cpt Gorilla
What's with this strength?
[06:58] Cpt Gorilla
You're like a gorilla, ook!
[06:59] Karane
Like you can talk!
[07:01] Karane
I'll hold off this gorilla.
[07:03] Karane
You guys get that bouquet.
[07:04] Rentaro
Gotcha.
[07:08] Cpt Gorilla
Now! Do it!
[07:11] Sub Gorillas
Gorilla Syndicate Maneuver!
[07:13] Sub Gorillas
Gorricane!
[07:17] Cpt Gorilla
Ook! The bouquet is ours!
[07:21] Rentaro
No! They're gonna win!
[07:23] Guy
Look at the sky!
[07:25] Girl
It's a bird!
[07:26] Guy
It's a plane!
[07:27] Rentaro
No...
[07:28] Rentaro
It's Shizuka-chan!
[07:30] Rentaro
Right. Shizuka-chan was standing
next to their cheer squad.
[07:33] Rentaro
Smack dab in the eye of the hurricane.
[07:37] Rentaro
Between her feather-light body
[07:39] Rentaro
and the towel taking the wind,
she got blown away like a paraglider!
[07:44] Rentaro
What is she, a flower fairy?!
[07:49] Shizuka
"Seize victory by my hand!"
[07:51] Rentaro
She got it!
[07:58] Rentaro
Oh, no! She let go of the towel
and lost her glider!
[08:01] Shizuka
"I don't wanna die yet, bossman."
[08:03] Hakari
Shizuka-san!
[08:04] Kusuri
We gotta catch her!
[08:06] Nano
Her estimated landing point is... here.
[08:08] Rentaro
No! You'll all get hurt if you try to
catch her falling from that height!
[08:13] Hakari
Shizuka-san!
[08:13] Kusuri
Shizuka!
[08:13] Nano
Yoshimoto Shizuka!
[08:17] Rentaro
God-given airbags?!
[08:19] Hakari
No! She rebounded...
[08:21] Hakari
and is still falling at full speed!
[08:28] Rentaro
Ow... Phew, I made it.
[08:32] Shizuka
"B-Bossman! Marry me!"
[08:36] Cpt Gorilla
Ook! Damn it, ook!
[08:40] Cpt Gorilla
Ook?
[08:41] Karane
I owe you.
[08:43] Karane
Thanks for fighting me here.
[08:46] Karane
You really bailed me out.
[08:49] Cpt Gorilla
This is... friendship through girl power!
[08:53] Karane
I'm really...
[08:54] Karane
really glad.
[08:56] Karane
Glad I wasn't there.
SIGN Mountain
SIGN Mountain
[08:59] Karane
So, so glad.
SIGN Valley...
[09:04] Rentaro
The Rentaro Family...
[09:06] Rentaro
wins!
[09:08] Shizuka
"She gave a hearty laugh."
[09:10] Hakari
Now, let's decide who'll get
the photoshoot with Rentaro-kun.
[09:15] Hakari
Luckily, I always bring lots in case
there's a surprise game of Simon Says!
[09:19] Karane
Of all the things to carry around
all the time... you horny pink girl!
[09:22] Hakari
The one with the red mark
on the end is the winner.
[09:27] Hakari
Yes, it's all going just as planned.
[09:30] Hakari
I knew how tough the bouquet toss would
be and that we'd have to cooperate to win.
[09:34] Hakari
I knew all along.
[09:36] Hakari
This drawing of lots, which I
suggested before the bouquet toss,
[09:40] Hakari
is the key to my master plan!
[09:42] Hakari
The winning stick is marked
by a tiny cut on the visible end.
[09:47] Hakari
A "chopped stick"!
[09:49] Hakari
However, it would be too
suspicious if I drew first and won.
[09:55] Hakari
So the plan is to have
someone else draw before I do.
[10:00] Hakari
And who will it be?
[10:03] Hakari
It's you, Nano-san!
[10:06] Hakari
In her quest for efficiency,
she'll pick the one closest to her.
[10:11] Hakari
Thus, if I stop shuffling when
the winning stick is farthest from her,
[10:15] Hakari
there's zero chance she'll pick it!
[10:18] Hakari
I'm sorry, everyone.
[10:20] Hakari
But I must make that dream
of mine come true today!
[10:24] Hakari
Would you like to start us off, Nano-san?
[10:27] Nano
It would be more efficient
if we all drew at once.
[10:31] Hakari
I miscalculated!
[10:33] Hakari
No way... Her thirst for efficiency
exceeds my wildest expectations!
[10:39] Hakari
Is she even human?!
[10:42] Nano
Missed.
[10:42] Kusuri
Say it ain't so!
[10:42] Shizuka
"Ugh. Life sucks, and then you die."
[10:46] Hakari
Woo-freakin'-hoo!
[10:47] Hakari
Yay, I win!
[10:49] Karane
You're saying the quiet part out loud again.
[10:52] Hakari
Yes... yes!
[10:54] Hakari
My dream really is coming true!
[10:59] Kusuri
Kusuri wanted to wear that flowery dress
and take a pic with Rentaro, too!
[11:03] Rentaro
Oh, look, the chemist is salty.
[11:05] Rentaro
It's fine. You'll have plenty of chances.
[11:08] Rentaro
Let's come back next month, okay?
[11:10] Kusuri
No! Not going home without that photo!
[11:13] Hakari
Ah, right. Of course.
[11:17] Hakari
Someone else should take the photo, not me.
[11:22] Hakari
That way, she and Rentaro-kun
can look back on it as a fond memory.
[11:28] Kusuri
...aye!
[11:30] Hakari
Kusuri-senpai.
[11:31] Kusuri
Rentaro!
[11:31] Hakari
If you want it so much, you can
have the photoshoot instead of me.
[11:36] Rentaro
Huh?
[11:36] Karane
W-Wait, what, Hakari?
Do you have a fever or something?
[11:41] Kusuri
Thanks! I love you, Hakari!
[11:53] Kusuri
A-Actually, never mind.
[11:56] Hakari
Huh?
[11:57] Hakari
Why? You don't have to hold back.
[12:00] Kusuri
No, it's not that.
[12:02] Kusuri
Kusuri love both Rentaro and Hakari.
[12:06] Kusuri
Watching two favorite people take
a photo together would be very fun, aye.
[12:13] Kusuri
Sorry for being a baby.
[12:18] Karane
Well, go get it over with already.
[12:22] Hakari
Hey, uh, why don't we
all take the photo together?
[12:26] Karane
What? We've got like
a billion group shots already.
[12:30] Hakari
Yeah, but... I'd really like
everyone to be in this one.
[12:35] Photographer
Here we go.
[12:37] Photographer
Smile, everyone.
[12:40] Photographer
Three, two, one...
[12:51] Kusuri
Can't wait to see it!
[12:54] Karane
They said they'd print it out immediately.
[12:57] Hakari
Thank you, Rentaro-kun.
[13:01] Hakari
It's always been my dream
[13:04] Hakari
to wear this dress and take
a photo with the one I love.
[13:10] Hakari
From the moment I met you, all the way to now,
[13:13] Hakari
every day has been filled with happiness,
[13:16] Hakari
like I was living out a fantasy.
[13:19] Rentaro
Oh, my. I feel the same way.
[13:23] Rentaro
Thanks for everything, Hakari.
[13:25] Hakari
May I make just one selfish request?
[13:30] Rentaro
What, just one?
I'll fulfill every request you have.
[13:38] Hakari
Rentaro-kun, please...
[13:44] Hakari
Please break up with me.
[13:50] Rentaro
What's the meaning of this, Hakari?
[13:53] (Flashback) Hakari
Please break up with me.
[13:56] Rentaro
Anyway, I need to know why.
[13:58] Rentaro
I should talk to her and figure out the reason.
[14:02] Rentaro
Huh? Where's Hakari?
[14:05] Staff
Your girlfriend?
She said she had urgent business and left.
[14:08] Staff
As soon as I handed her the photo,
a car came to pick her up.
[14:11] Kusuri
Urgent business? Peeing?
[14:13] Karane
She's not you.
[14:15] Kusuri
Huh? Kusuri not the only one who pees.
[14:17] Kusuri
What you talking about, aye?
[14:19] Nano
Did something happen?
[14:20] Shizuka
"Oh, how I worry."
[14:22] Rentaro
It's nothing. I'll try calling her.
[14:26] Kusuri
Do you not pee, Karane?
[14:27] Rentaro
I shouldn't make them worry when
I don't have the details yet.
[14:28] Nano
There's a 99% chance that she does.
[14:31] Karane
What's the other 1% for?
[14:32] Shizuka
"Tell me. Are you not human?"
[14:33] Rentaro
Okay, she's not answering.
[14:35] Rentaro
That leaves just one other option...
the thing she randomly sent me.
[14:39] Rentaro
Her sexy pin-up collection had a return
address on the back of the envelope.
[14:47] Rentaro
I-It's huge.
[14:49] Rentaro
A pond in the yard?
[14:51] Rentaro
A fountain?!
[14:52] Rentaro
Talk about a storybook mansion.
[14:56] Rentaro
Hakari!
[14:58] Rentaro
Hey, Hakari! Hey!
[15:02] Rentaro
Hakari!
[15:03] Rentaro
Hey!
[15:06] Rentaro
What? Is she telling me to get down?
[15:08] Security
Who's there?
[15:14] Security
Guess it was nothing.
[15:18] Rentaro
Wh-What the heck? She's got a security guard?!
SIGN Unknown Number
[15:26] Rentaro
Hello?
[15:27] Hakari
It's me.
[15:28] Rentaro
Hakari!
[15:29] Hakari
There's no time. Please make it quick.
[15:33] Rentaro
That's a landline.
[15:35] Rentaro
Where's her cellphone?
[15:37] Rentaro
There's no way I could accept
a sudden breakup without a reason.
[15:42] Rentaro
I seriously love you!
[15:44] Hakari
A reason? I fell out of love with you, is all.
[15:49] Hakari
So please accept it and move on, Aijo-kun.
[15:56] Rentaro
Don't lie to me.
[15:58] Rentaro
I can tell, obviously.
[16:00] Rentaro
I'm not going anywhere
until you tell me what's going on.
[16:05] Hakari
Mother found out.
[16:08] Hakari
About us... About all of us.
[16:11] Rentaro
About how I'm going out with all of them?
[16:15] Hakari
I told her how faithful you are,
[16:19] Hakari
how we're all... how I'm as happy
as I could be with our relationship.
[16:23] Hakari
I told her everything.
[16:26] Hakari
But she took away my phone and arranged for
me to transfer schools and move tomorrow.
[16:31] Hakari
Even I don't know where.
[16:33] Rentaro
What? That's crazy!
[16:35] Hakari
That's just how Mother is.
[16:38] Hakari
She has no trouble using her money
to bend everything to her will.
[16:44] Hakari
Even if we do meet again somehow,
[16:46] Hakari
she'll tear us apart,
as many times as it takes.
[16:49] Hakari
Our days together are over.
[16:53] Hakari
Forever and ever.
[16:56] Rentaro
B-But...
[16:58] Hakari
I've told you the truth.
[17:00] Hakari
Now go...
[17:03] Rentaro
Hakari!
[17:04] Hahari
Never approach Hakari again.
[17:07] Hahari
I can get rid of a teenaged rat
like you anytime I wish.
[17:12] Rentaro
This voice...
[17:13] Rentaro
Uh, Hakari's mom!
[17:15] Rentaro
Wait, please hear me out!
Please let me talk to you!
[17:20] Rentaro
I beg you, let me state my case!
[17:21] Security
You there!
[17:22] Security
What are you yelling about?!
[17:24] Rentaro
I was just trying to see
the people who live here.
[17:27] Security
Hm?
[17:28] Security
You're Aijo Rentaro,
the young miss's ex-boyfriend.
[17:32] Security
The missus warned us never to let you in.
[17:34] Rentaro
It's important! Please!
[17:36] Security
Are you trying to get arrested?!
[17:38] Security
Give it up!
[17:40] Security
There's a lot in this world you can't change.
[17:43] Security
Especially when you're just a kid.
[17:49] Hahari
Did I not make myself clear, Hakari?
[17:51] Hahari
I told you to stay away from him.
[17:53] Hakari
Please, Mother! Let this go!
[17:58] Hahari
If you can't listen to your mother,
[18:00] Hahari
I'll be forced to send him somewhere far,
far away, where nobody will ever see him.
[18:07] Hakari
I'm sorry!
I swear I'll never disobey you again!
[18:11] Hakari
So please, don't do anything to Rentaro-kun!
[18:15] Hakari
I beg you, please!
[18:18] Hahari
Yes, Hakari. That's the way.
[18:20] Hahari
Everything I do, I do for your good.
[18:25] Hahari
Oh, my dear Hakari.
[18:28] Hahari
My sweet, sweet Hakari.
[18:31] Hahari
I'll never let some five-time maggot
who'll only bring you sorrow have you.
[18:36] Hahari
Any insect that threatens
my dearest flower will be exterminated.
[18:44] (Flashback) Hakari
Our days together are over.
[18:49] (Flashback) Hahari
I can get rid of a teenaged rat
like you anytime I wish.
[18:54] (Flashback) Security
There's a lot in this world you can't change.
[18:57] (Flashback) Security
Especially when you're just a kid.
[19:06] Rentaro
No brawns or brains.
[19:09] Rentaro
No money or power, either!
[19:11] Rentaro
You're just a kid!
[19:13] Rentaro
What do you know about love?
[19:14] Rentaro
What do you know about making someone happy?
[19:17] Rentaro
There's absolutely nothing you can do!
[19:41] Karane
Hakari's mom is forcing you to split up?!
[19:44] Karane
She's moving tomorrow?
[19:46] Karane
Why didn't that idiot say anything?
[19:49] Shizuka
"The adults never play fair!"
[19:52] Nano
This is theoretically impossible to resolve.
[19:54] Kusuri
Wh-What are you gonna do, Rentaro?
[19:57] Rentaro
I'm about to sneak into
the mansion and break Hakari out.
[20:02] Kusuri
Oh, know about this!
It's called "eloping," aye?
[20:06] Shizuka
"It's never that easy, bossman."
[20:09] Karane
She's stupidly rich, right?
They can find you easily.
[20:14] Nano
Zero chance of success.
[20:17] Rentaro
Yeah... I'm not sure how long
we'll have or how far we'll get.
[20:22] Rentaro
But...
[20:23] Rentaro
I have to do everything I can
to bring Hakari happiness!
[20:30] Rentaro
Anything and everything I can do now,
[20:32] Rentaro
with all I've got!
[20:35] Rentaro
The way she looked back there, I could
never leave her like that, even if it kills me!
[20:41] Rentaro
So tonight, Hakari and I
are going to leave town.
[20:45] Rentaro
I don't know where we'll go, or for how long.
[20:51] Rentaro
But someday, we will
come back here... to all of you.
[20:56] Rentaro
So...
[20:58] Rentaro
could you please wait for us?
[21:05] Karane
Okay, that's bullshit.
[21:08] Karane
We don't know when we'll see you,
[21:10] Karane
or if we'll even see you again at all!
[21:13] Karane
There's no way we can just sit around
forever and stay in love with you!
[21:17] Rentaro
Of course... of course!
[21:20] Karane
So I'm going with you.
[21:23] Karane
I'm saying I'm gonna help you
get that idiot out of there!
[21:29] Kusuri
Karane, you eloping, too?
[21:31] Karane
Wha?
[21:32] Kusuri
Kusuri wanna elope, too!
[21:34] Nano
The more help you have, the better.
It'll improve the odds, even if by 0.01%.
[21:40] Shizuka
"Together we shall embark on a quest for love."
[21:43] Rentaro
W-Wait, girls. This is not
a decision you can make lightly!
[21:53] Rentaro
Oh, I see. They're the same as me.
[21:56] Rentaro
They all love Hakari, too.
[22:00] Rentaro
All right. Let's all go.
[22:06] Rentaro
We're bringing Hakari back!
E10 - Love Mission: Impossible
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[00:01] (Flashback) Hakari
Rentaro-kun, please...
[00:04] (Flashback) Hakari
Please break up with me.
[00:07] Narrator
Hakari abruptly signaled
an end to their relationship.
[00:10] Narrator
She made the painful decision to protect
Rentaro from her overly doting mother.
[00:18] Narrator
Rentaro struggled to cope
with the weight of his powerlessness.
[00:22] Narrator
But he wasn't the only one
who truly cared for Hakari.
[00:27] Narrator
The members of the Rentaro Family
all vowed to bring Hakari back.
[00:31] Narrator
Their love, and the strength of their bonds,
shall now be put to the test.
[00:41] Kusuri
Whoa! This yard's got a fountain!
[00:45] Karane
A rich person's house's garden...
[00:47] Nano
Sneaking in using the noise
of the fountain... how logical.
[00:51] Rentaro
Security here is tight.
We need to stay focused.
[00:55] Shizuka
"I gotchu, brother."
[01:00] Rentaro
Let's go get Hakari, everyone.
[01:03] Rentaro
Rentaro Family, the mission is a go!
[01:07] Karane
You've still got that little boy in you, huh?
SIGN The 100 Girlfriends
Who Really, Really, Really, Really, REALLY Love You
SIGN Crossing
SIGN Reminiscing Lunch
SIGN B-Come Tast-E
SIGN I went all-out making lunch this morning <3
SIGN To Rentaro-kun
You might think this is all a bit overblown,
but I'm writing this letter to express how thankful I am for all you do.
Rentaro-kun, thank you so much for always bringing joy into my life.
I've put all my feelings of gratitude into making lunch for you.
Would you eat with me, if you don't mind?
I'll be waiting on the rooftop during lunch break <3
-Hakari
P.S. I believe my figure has become
more shapely these days.
I'm including a photograph
I took recently along with this letter.
Enjoy <3
SIGN To Rentaro!
You'd better come to the rooftop during lunch break!
Promise me you will!!
Don't ask why! Just do it!
I made too many side dishes, is all!
(Though part of it was me hoping you would eat them...)
So don't get the wrong idea! I'm just repaying you here!
We gotta eat lunch together!!!!
- Inda Karane
SIGN To Rentaro-kun
It feels a little strange writing to you
when we see each other all the time.
But I'm much better at expressing
my feelings through writing, so I figured I should
tell you how I constantly feel about you this way.
Thank you truly for always looking out for me
and respecting my feelings.
I will treasure the days I spend with you for life.
Rentaro-kun, do you happen to have time
during lunch break today? If you do,
then I would love to have lunch with you.
-Yoshimoto Shizuka
SIGN When a > 0 and b > 0,
the Rentaro a/b + b/a >= 2 Nano inequation becomes
a/b > 0 and b/a > 0.
With the addition of "Gratitude" and the arithmetic mean of "Lunch,"
we get Rentaro = a/b + b/a >= Lunch 2√(a/b x b/a)
= 2x Happiness
= Nano
Lunch a² + Lunch b² >= 2ab
(a-b)² = If you eat it, it no longer exists
As such, when a = b, lunch will be proven.
SIGN Rentaro, thanks for everything, aye.
It looks like today will be a beautiful day,
so I wanna eat lunch with you, aye!
It'll be delicious for sure, aye!
Note: Heat this area up for a surprise!
SIGN Hngh
[02:43] Rentaro
Hakari...
[02:45] Rentaro
Okay, she still hasn't gotten her phone back.
[02:48] Rentaro
In that case...
[02:52] Karane
A rubber ball?
[02:54] Rentaro
I'll throw this ball to get her attention,
[02:56] Rentaro
and then she can climb down the rope.
[02:59] Kusuri
Aww...
[03:00] Kusuri
Close, aye.
[03:02] Rentaro
A little higher, huh?
[03:05] Rentaro
Where's the ball?
[03:07] Nano
Lost sight of it.
[03:08] Shizuka
"Where to?"
[03:09] Kusuri
Can't see it in this dark.
[03:13] Karane
I-Is that...
[03:16] Karane
a rich person's house cat?
[03:18] Karane
Hey, give that back.
[03:20] Karane
Get back here!
[03:22] Kusuri
Stop right there!
[03:25] Karane
C'mon, we need some teamwork here.
[03:27] Kusuri
Apologies.
[03:29] Nano
To stop a cat...
[03:31] Nano
it's most efficient to give it
a swift kick and disable it.
[03:33] Rentaro
Don't! We don't want PETA
breathing down our necks!
[03:36] Rentaro
Wait, wait, wait!
[03:37] Nano
Row, row, fight the power.
[03:38] Security
Who's there?
[03:47] Karane
The cat...
[03:52] Security
Oh, it's just you.
[03:54] Security
Playing with your ball again?
[03:57] Security
What am I gonna do with you?
[03:59] Security
Come on, I'll play with ya.
Let me have that.
[04:02] Security
Hey, don't run!
[04:03] Kusuri
We lost our ball.
[04:05] Security
Give me that ball!
[04:05] Shizuka
"The princess's room is walled off, too."
[04:08] Rentaro
We'll have to go to her.
[04:11] Karane
How will we even get in?
[04:14] Nano
If they have a cat,
they likely have one of those.
[04:19] Nano
There. A pet door.
[04:22] Nano
It's unlocked.
[04:24] Shizuka
"But this size would suit only a baby."
[04:28] Karane
Kusuri.
[04:29] Karane
Can your drug make us even smaller?
[04:32] Kusuri
Uh, this not a drug to make body smaller.
[04:35] Kusuri
It's a failed immortality drug.
[04:38] Rentaro
It sounds insane,
no matter how many times I hear it.
[04:42] Karane
Nano? What do you have there?
[04:44] Karane
Rocks?
[04:46] Nano
I collected them from the garden.
[04:58] Nano
It's open.
[04:59] Karane
But how?!
[05:00] Nano
I determined the lock's location
and type from the door shape,
[05:04] Nano
and launched pebbles at the correct angle
and speed to force the lock open.
[05:10] Karane
The work of an actual android!
[05:12] Nano
Prolonging the Hanazono Hakari rescue
operation increases the risk of failure.
[05:17] Nano
Get inside at once.
[05:19] Rentaro
Nano.
[05:20] Rentaro
What's wrong with your hand?
[05:24] Rentaro
Your nail's split and bleeding!
[05:28] Rentaro
I have disinfectant and bandages in my bag.
[05:30] Karane
Let me grab them.
[05:33] Karane
You dumbass.
[05:34] Karane
Why'd you go and do that?
[05:36] Nano
I had to use my nail for
maximum accuracy and velocity.
[05:40] Karane
You didn't have to go that far!
[05:42] Nano
I owe Hanazono Hakari a favor.
[05:44] (Flashback) Hakari
Neither of us are hanging out with you!
[05:49] Nano
No.
[05:51] Nano
I want to help her.
[05:56] Rentaro
All right, slow and steady.
[06:02] Rentaro
What's that?
[06:05] Kusuri
A...
[06:05] Kusuri
A bear!
[06:07] Karane
No, that's...
[06:11] Karane
A rich person's guard dog!
[06:12] Rentaro
If it attacks, we're done for!
[06:15] Rentaro
Everyone, out!
[06:19] Kusuri
Almost leaked and got
Honey Hunted by the Winnie Bear.
[06:23] Karane
I told you, that was a dog.
[06:25] Nano
And honey is not urine.
[06:29] Rentaro
Huh?
[06:30] Rentaro
Where's Shizuka-chan?
[06:33] Rentaro
Please, no.
[06:36] Shizuka
"Bossman, let me tell ya,
I ain't good for snackin'!"
[06:39] Karane
She's too scared to stand up!
[06:43] Rentaro
Shizuka—
[06:45] Nano
Raising your voice will only provoke
the dog and alert security.
[06:49] Nano
Besides, I have a theory.
[06:51] Shizuka
Of course I wouldn't be of any help!
[06:56] Shizuka
If I was going to be dead weight,
I never should've come...
[07:05] Shizuka
No.
[07:06] Shizuka
I came along because
I wanted to help Hakari-san.
[07:10] Shizuka
Rentaro-kun said it himself.
He's not sure how far he'll get,
[07:14] Shizuka
but he'll do anything
and everything, with all he's got!
[07:16] Shizuka
I'm here to do the same!
[07:20] Shizuka
And this is all I can do right now!
[07:26] Shizuka
"Fly, you fools."
SIGN Heroic Sacrifice
[07:28] Narrator
Heroic sacrifice.
[07:29] Rentaro
Shizuka-chan?!
[07:44] Rentaro
Huh?
[07:46] Nano
I knew it. The dog didn't appear
to be attacking Yoshimoto Shizuka.
[07:51] Rentaro
What's going on?
[07:52] Nano
Dogs have a natural instinct to protect
weak animals such as infants.
[07:57] Karane
Even if they're invading their territory?
[08:01] Nano
Presumably...
[08:02] Nano
Yoshimoto Shizuka's extraordinary weakness
overwhelmed its territorial instincts.
[08:10] Rentaro
That's our Shizuka-chan!
[08:12] Karane
Way to go.
[08:13] Kusuri
Survival of the un-fittest!
SIGN °These are compliments
[08:16] Rentaro
What now, though?
[08:18] Rentaro
It'll probably get back on edge
if we try to enter.
[08:23] (Flashback) Purplehimbo
Uck!
[08:24] Nano
Have Yoshimoto Shizuka gouge its
eyes out when she has the chance.
[08:27] Rentaro
Stop suggesting animal cruelty
against Hakari's pets!
[08:30] Kusuri
Leave this to Kusuri.
[08:34] Rentaro
Kusuri-senpai? What's that drug?
[08:37] Kusuri
Heh-heh. This drug...
[08:41] Kusuri
is sleeping medicine that instantly
puts any animal to sleep!
[08:45] Rentaro
I see! We use it to neutralize the dog!
[08:51] Kusuri
Shizuka! Use that drug!
[09:02] Rentaro
She drank it!
SIGN ZZZ...
[09:04] Karane
Idiot! Why didn't you tell her
to use it on the dog?!
[09:08] Kusuri
Messed up!
[09:09] Karane
What now? With Shizuka asleep,
we're out of options!
SIGN ZZZ...
[09:13] Karane
The mother of all lucky breaks!
[09:15] Rentaro
N-Nice. Now we can get in.
[09:18] Kusuri
Wake up Shizuka with the reversing medicine.
[09:26] Rentaro
This is one long corridor.
[09:28] Karane
Rich person's corridor...
[09:32] Karane
It's that rich person's house cat again!
[09:34] Karane
Where's our ball?
[09:36] Rentaro
We don't need the ball. Let it be.
[09:41] Rentaro
Security's coming!
[09:43] Rentaro
No, we can't escape. This corridor's too long!
[09:48] Security B
Who's there?!
[09:51] Security B
You again?
[09:52] Security B
How many times have you tripped
the infrared sensors here now?
[09:56] Security C
Sheesh. Here, have a treat.
[10:01] Security B
Where does it keep sneaking in here from?
[10:14] Rentaro
Did he just say infrared sensors?
[10:16] Shizuka
"The guards ain't gonna
let us through that easy."
[10:19] Nano
Passing through without IR goggles
has a 99% chance of failure.
[10:25] Kusuri
Lucky, lucky.
[10:31] Kusuri
Kusuri brought infrared-vision eye drops.
[10:33] Rentaro
Deus ex medicine!
[10:36] Kusuri
Hey, nobody forcing you to use it.
[10:38] Rentaro
Okay, okay! I'll use it!
[10:41] Nano
Why fret over such a minor coincidence?
[10:43] Nano
The chances of the Big Bang,
creation of life,
SIGN Shake
SIGN Shake
[10:45] Nano
and us being here right now
is 0.00000000000...
[10:47] Shizuka
"You've done enough. Come home."
[10:49] Rentaro
Uh, one drop in each eye, right?
[10:52] Kusuri
Be careful! Only two drops of that medicine!
[10:55] Kusuri
Oh.
[10:56] Kusuri
By the way, side effect of medicine
[10:57] Kusuri
is blindness to everything but
infrared for duration, so be careful.
[11:02] Rentaro
Couldn't you have mentioned that first?!
[11:04] Kusuri
Well, close eyes until it starts working.
[11:11] Karane
Kusuri, you dropped this.
[11:14] Nano
Is that addressed to...
[11:15] Kusuri
Oh, never mind that!
[11:18] Kusuri
I-It's nothing.
[11:21] Karane
Huh? Why are you hiding it?
[11:24] Karane
The address was in English, wasn't it?
[11:26] Nano
It was addressed to a foreign research
team with a massive pharmaceutical lab.
[11:31] Karane
Wait, you mean...
[11:32] (Flashback) Kusuri
But maximum effort goes into the one for
applying to the dream research team!
[11:39] Karane
Her dream research team?
[11:42] Nano
If she doesn't post her
application today, I believe...
[11:45] Karane
She won't make the deadline?
[11:46] Karane
Hey, Kusuri!
[11:48] Shizuka
"Training there was" "Kusuri-senpai's..."
[11:51] Rentaro
It was that important?
Are you sure you should've used it?
[11:55] Kusuri
Kusuri caused Hakari trouble with drugs
and tantrums, but she remained a friend.
[12:03] Kusuri
She's a dear friend,
way more important than research team.
[12:10] Rentaro
Each and every one of them loves
Hakari and wants to help her.
[12:15] Kusuri
Drug start working soon, aye?
[12:18] Kusuri
Now let's go save Hakari!
[12:20] Rentaro
Yeah, we're gonna save you for sure!
[12:25] Rentaro
Wait.
[12:26] Rentaro
This is impossible even for Tom Cruise!
[12:32] Rentaro
There are rays everywhere,
from floor to ceiling.
[12:35] Karane
A rich person's house's infrared sensors...
[12:38] Rentaro
Huh? Wasn't the ceiling here a lot higher?
[12:42] Rentaro
Something feels off now that
I can't see anything but infrareds.
[12:46] Shizuka
"It seems" "higher than Yggdrasil itself."
[12:49] Kusuri
They even got chandeliers! Super swanky!
[12:52] Rentaro
I see! The ceiling felt lower
[12:55] Rentaro
because they can't put sensors
where the chandeliers are!
[12:58] Rentaro
That's our way through!
[13:00] Karane
Yeah, but how are we getting up there?
[13:04] Rentaro
Right... We could've managed in a tight space,
[13:07] Rentaro
but this corridor is just too wide.
[13:09] Nano
Theoretically still possible if two people
of sufficient strength work together.
[13:15] Rentaro
Huh?
[13:16] Nano
Unfortunately, apart from Aijo Rentaro,
the rest of us are all girls.
[13:22] Nano
Oh.
[13:23] Karane
Huh?
[13:24] Kusuri
Ah!
[13:26] Karane
What? What's going on?
[13:29] Nano
Inda Karane.
[13:31] Nano
You're capable of it.
[13:32] Karane
I'm a girl, too, you know?!
[13:35] Nano
You will also be tied together
by rope to ensure success.
[13:38] Karane
There's no way this is gonna work!
[13:40] Nano
True. If you aren't perfectly matched
and in sync, the chances of success...
[13:44] Rentaro
We're good, then.
[13:46] Rentaro
It's Karane and me, after all.
[13:49] Karane
Gah, fine! You're on!
[13:51] Rentaro
Let's do this. Ready?
[13:54] Rentarokarane
One, two...
[13:56] Kusuri
Careful, aye?
[13:59] Shizuka
"All the tension in the world today."
[14:06] Rentaro
Okay, we're above the sensors.
Now to make it across.
[14:10] Karane
Got it.
[14:12] Rentarokarane
One, two...
[14:22] Rentaro
One...
[14:23] Karane
Two...
[14:24] Karane
One, two...
[14:27] Karane
Eek?!
[14:28] Rentaro
Karane, you okay?
[14:30] Karane
Y-Yeah, it's nothing!
[14:32] Rentaro
Oh, really?
[14:34] Rentaro
That aside...
[14:35] Rentaro
Karane-chan, your cutesy clothes are starting
to feel kinda smooth and slippery.
[14:39] Karane
Th-Th-Th-That's just how the material is!
[14:42] Rentaro
Huh? Oh, so that is your clothes.
[14:44] Rentaro
I nearly got the wrong idea
because I can't see.
[14:47] Rentaro
Okay, let's get back to work.
[14:50] Rentaro
Here we go, Karane. Ready?
[14:53] Rentarokarane
One, two...
[14:57] Karane
Ah, don't press so hard!
[14:57] Rentaro
One, two...
[15:01] Karane
Rentaro's cheek is right on my tummy!
[15:05] Karane
Slipping and sliding all over it!
[15:13] Karane
No, stop! Stop, stop, stop!
[15:17] Karane
Stop, stop, stop, stop!
[15:21] Karane
Stahp!
[15:26] Kusuri
They did it, aye!
[15:29] Kusuri
A brilliant breakthrough!
SIGN hooray hooray
[15:31] Shizuka
"A commendable effort."
[15:32] Karane
What the heck was up with that?!
[15:35] Karane
This house must be filled
with that horndog's bad vibes!
SIGN Horndog
[15:40] Rentaro
Okay, we're going on ahead.
[15:42] Rentaro
The rest of you hide outside
and be ready to run.
[15:49] Shizuka
"Roger."
[15:51] Rentaro
Don't worry. We're all in this together.
[15:53] Rentaro
We'll grab Hakari
[15:55] Rentaro
and come back to you for sure.
[16:05] Karane
Here.
[16:06] Karane
This is Hakari's room.
[16:08] Rentaro
We made it.
[16:09] Karane
Okay, I'm opening the door.
[16:16] Karane
Hakari, you...
[16:20] Female Pa
Lady Hakari is escaping.
[16:20] Karane
What's going on?
[16:22] Karane
Huh? Wha?!
[16:24] Rentaro
The door's rigged with an alarm
so Hakari can't escape.
[16:27] Rentaro
Who does that to their own daughter?!
[16:31] Hakari
Why are you two here?!
[16:32] Rentaro
We came to get you!
Let's get outta here, Hakari!
[16:36] Karane
Not happening, Rentaro.
[16:39] Karane
We're already surrounded.
[16:44] Hahari
You two.
[16:47] Hahari
What are you doing here?
[16:49] Rentaro
That voice...
[16:51] Hakari
Mother!
[16:57] Shizuka
"The sanctuary fell silent once more."
[16:59] Kusuri
What happened?
[17:01] Nano
Aijo Rentaro. Inda Karane.
[17:04] Security
Who's there?!
[17:09] Nano
Mew.
[17:10] Kusuri
Meown...
[17:11] Shizuka
"'Meow,' it cried."
[17:13] Security
Oh, just the cat again.
[17:17] Hakari
Rentaro-kun won't give up.
[17:20] Hakari
He'll never give up on bringing me happiness.
[17:25] Hakari
And Mother will never stop, either.
[17:29] Hakari
Rentaro-kun will be forever
bound to me and Mother.
[17:33] Hakari
He'll waste his life away!
[17:37] Hakari
If all I can do is make
my beloved Rentaro-kun unhappy...
[17:42] Hakari
If I will remain a shackle on his heart
for as long as I live...
[17:49] Hahari
I believe this is our first time meeting
face-to-face, Aijo Rentaro-kun.
[17:53] Hahari
And Inda Karane-san.
[17:55] Hahari
I am Hakari's mother, Hanazono Hahari.
[17:59] Hahari
I'm letting you be because
you are Hakari's friends,
[18:02] Hahari
but know that you'll be restrained
the moment you try anything untoward.
[18:07] Hahari
Hmph.
[18:09] Hahari
I would've disposed of them already
if it wouldn't upset Hakari.
[18:14] Hahari
By the way, why do your eyes look like that?
Is it some sort of special ability?
[18:18] Rentaro
No, I don't have mystic eyes
of perception or anything.
[18:21] Rentaro
We failed in getting Hakari out.
[18:24] Rentaro
At this point,
[18:25] Rentaro
there's only one thing I can do.
[18:28] Rentaro
Would you please give
Hakari-san and me your blessing?
[18:32] Rentaro
I promise to make her happy!
[18:35] Rentaro
Be direct and express my heartfelt feelings!
[18:38] Hahari
Do you really believe you can change
my mind with such empty promises?
[18:41] Rentaro
It's not an empty promise!
[18:43] Hahari
I was 13 and in my second year of
middle school when I gave birth to Hakari.
[18:48] Hahari
Why do you think I did that?
[18:51] Rentaro
Because you love babies more than anything...
[18:53] Hahari
Wrong.
[18:55] Hahari
Because the person I loved fell ill
[18:57] Hahari
and was doomed to die.
[19:01] Hahari
I needed a keepsake.
Something to prove he existed.
[19:06] Hahari
So I got the finest medical care,
[19:09] Hahari
and risked artificial insemination
and childbirth at the age of 13.
[19:15] Hahari
Thinking back,
I'm appalled at my own recklessness.
[19:20] Hahari
But it's in our blood.
[19:23] Hahari
Both mine and Hakari's.
[19:25] Hahari
Once we fall in love,
we become hopelessly blind.
[19:29] Hahari
Unable to see anything else,
[19:31] Hahari
we convince ourselves that love
is the only path to a happy life.
[19:35] Hahari
But he passed,
[19:39] Hahari
I was left alone,
[19:41] Hahari
until I became a mother.
[19:44] Hahari
I've dedicated my whole life to raising Hakari.
[19:48] Hahari
Of course, I have loved Hakari dearly,
[19:52] Hahari
and she has been my shining ray of hope.
[19:56] Hahari
However...
[19:58] Hahari
She is no substitute for him.
[20:01] Hahari
She could never fill the void he left.
[20:06] Hahari
Ever since he died, not a single day
has passed where I didn't ask myself
[20:11] Hahari
if this was truly the life of joy
I wanted for myself.
[20:14] Hahari
I don't ever want Hakari
to experience this heart-wrenching regret.
[20:19] Hahari
But Hakari can't realize this on her own.
I know I couldn't.
[20:24] Hahari
That's why I must open her eyes
before it's too late.
[20:27] Hahari
Let her know that a five-timing man can
never give her the life of joy she dreams of!
[20:36] Hahari
Do you see now?
I'm not doing this in a fit of rage.
[20:39] Hahari
I made the decision to separate you two
based on my own experiences.
[20:46] Hahari
You cannot change my mind
with mere words alone.
[20:51] Karane
Rentaro...
[20:53] Karane
Rentaro?!
[20:54] Karane
Don't let her sob story get to you!
[20:56] Karane
You're supposed to be convincing her!
[21:00] Rentaro
But I mean...
[21:02] Rentaro
Hahari-san and Hakari have...
[21:04] Rentaro
They've been through so much!
[21:09] Rentaro
But I feel the same way.
[21:12] Rentaro
I don't want Hakari to regret anything, either.
[21:16] Rentaro
And I won't let her, even if it kills me!
[21:21] Rentaro
Huh? I'm starting to see again.
[21:24] Rentaro
Oh, right. The tears must've
washed the eye drops out.
SIGN Krrrack!!
[21:38] Narrator
For Hahari, who lost her lover
at the age of 13,
[21:43] Narrator
it had been 16 years
since she felt the sparks of love fly.
[21:48] Narrator
Back then, it had overwhelmed and blinded her.
[21:51] Narrator
It had stained the rest of her days
with regrets so deep,
[21:56] Narrator
she had grown to despise the feeling.
[21:58] Narrator
Faced with the emotion she hated
so much once more, Hahari...
[22:03] Hahari
Rentaro-chan! Please go out with me!
[22:07] Narrator
...went blind again. Yep.
E11 - Even If It Kills Me
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SIGN BEFORE
[00:00] Narrator
Last time on* 100 Girlfriends*...
[00:03] (Flashback) Hahari
Aijo Rentaro...
[00:05] (Flashback) Hahari
I will make that five-timing maggot
pay dearly for his sins.
SIGN AFTER
[00:10] (Flashback) Hahari
Rentaro-chan! Please go out with me!
[00:14] Narrator
Recap over!
SIGN The 100 Girlfriends
Who Really, Really, Really, Really, REALLY Love You
SIGN Crossing
SIGN Reminiscing Lunch
SIGN B-Come Tast-E
SIGN I went all-out making lunch this morning <3
SIGN To Rentaro-kun
You might think this is all a bit overblown,
but I'm writing this letter to express how thankful I am for all you do.
Rentaro-kun, thank you so much for always bringing joy into my life.
I've put all my feelings of gratitude into making lunch for you.
Would you eat with me, if you don't mind?
I'll be waiting on the rooftop during lunch break <3
-Hakari
P.S. I believe my figure has become
more shapely these days.
I'm including a photograph
I took recently along with this letter.
Enjoy <3
SIGN To Rentaro!
You'd better come to the rooftop during lunch break!
Promise me you will!!
Don't ask why! Just do it!
I made too many side dishes, is all!
(Though part of it was me hoping you would eat them...)
So don't get the wrong idea! I'm just repaying you here!
We gotta eat lunch together!!!!
- Inda Karane
SIGN To Rentaro-kun
It feels a little strange writing to you
when we see each other all the time.
But I'm much better at expressing
my feelings through writing, so I figured I should
tell you how I constantly feel about you this way.
Thank you truly for always looking out for me
and respecting my feelings.
I will treasure the days I spend with you for life.
Rentaro-kun, do you happen to have time
during lunch break today? If you do,
then I would love to have lunch with you.
-Yoshimoto Shizuka
SIGN When a > 0 and b > 0,
the Rentaro a/b + b/a >= 2 Nano inequation becomes
a/b > 0 and b/a > 0.
With the addition of "Gratitude" and the arithmetic mean of "Lunch,"
we get Rentaro = a/b + b/a >= Lunch 2√(a/b x b/a)
= 2x Happiness
= Nano
Lunch a² + Lunch b² >= 2ab
(a-b)² = If you eat it, it no longer exists
As such, when a = b, lunch will be proven.
SIGN Rentaro, thanks for everything, aye.
It looks like today will be a beautiful day,
so I wanna eat lunch with you, aye!
It'll be delicious for sure, aye!
Note: Heat this area up for a surprise!
SIGN Hngh
[02:07] Karane
What the hell did she just blurt out
to her daughter's boyfriend?
[02:10] Karane
She must be insane.
SIGN ba-dump ba-dump
[02:14] Rentaro
Well, uh... um...
SIGN ba-dump ba-dump
[02:17] Karane
Are you insane?! Quit getting all lovestruck!
[02:20] Karane
That's Hakari's mother!
Your girlfriend's mother!
[02:23] Karane
There is no way!
[02:24] Karane
No way, right?!
[02:26] Hahari
D-D-Don't get the wrong idea!
[02:28] Hahari
That was simply a joke!
[02:30] Hahari
Yes, a mom joke!
[02:33] Karane
No idea what she's on about.
[02:35] Karane
Is this what a rich person's mother is like?
[02:38] Hahari
Ahem. Anyhow.
[02:40] Hahari
I will never allow
your relationship with Hakari.
[02:45] Rentaro
And I will never give up on her.
[02:49] Rentaro
I swore to make her happy!
[02:55] Hahari
So you're sticking to your empty words.
[03:08] Hahari
This custom-made lie detector can
reveal even the slightest lie without fail.
[03:14] Lie
Vrm.
[03:15] Hahari
Should it reveal
how fake your "faithfulness" is,
[03:18] Hahari
you will exit Hakari's life for good.
[03:21] Rentaro
So you're saying I'll get to show you
my feelings for Hakari are real.
[03:27] Rentaro
But...
[03:28] Rentaro
You'll first have to prove to me
that this device is trustworthy.
[03:33] Hahari
You have a point.
[03:38] Karane
Wait, why me?!
[03:40] Hahari
Using one of my own people
wouldn't be very convincing, would it?
[03:45] Karane
F-Fine.
[03:49] Karane
But it's not like I'm doing it
for you or anything, okay?
[03:52] Rentaro
That just makes it sound like
you wanna try out the lie detector.
[03:56] Hahari
Well, Inda-san, here is your first question.
[03:59] Hahari
What cup size are you?
[04:01] Karane
Do you have a gutter in your brain?!
[04:03] Hahari
Obviously, we have to choose questions
we can verify on sight.
[04:08] Karane
Yeah, but why that one?!
[04:10] Hahari
Just hurry up and answer.
We don't have time to play around.
[04:14] Karane
I-I'm a B-cup. Almost a C.
[04:18] Karane
Happy now?
[04:20] Lie
Lies! Lies! Lies!
[04:23] Hahari
Like I said, it reveals even the slightest lie.
[04:30] Karane
I'm a B-cup! Just a plain ol' B.
[04:32] Lie
Still kind of a lie.
[04:34] Karane
I'm a B, nearly an A! You stupid robot!
[04:37] Rentaro
Careful, it must be expensive!
[04:39] Lie
True! True! True!
[04:42] Karane
Hmph! See what happens when I get serious?
[04:45] Rentaro
Uh, it's not a punching machine.
[04:48] Hahari
All right, next question.
[04:49] Hahari
Do you love Aijo-kun?
[04:52] Karane
Seriously, what is with these questions?!
[04:54] Hahari
It's a perfectly normal question for a couple.
Why must you yell each time?
[04:58] Rentaro
Karane's a tsundere, you see.
[05:01] Rentaro
But that's what makes her so goshdanged cute.
[05:04] Hahari
Nobody asked.
[05:06] Karane
Oh, whatever. Let's just get this over with.
[05:08] Karane
Yeah, I love him.
[05:10] Lie
Lies! Lies!
[05:12] Karane
Rentaro?!
[05:13] Rentaro
This is a bad dream...
just a minor nightmare.
[05:16] Rentaro
Wake ublub-blub-blub...
[05:18] Karane
He's trying to escape reality and life!
[05:21] Karane
Don't believe this crap. Of course I...
[05:25] (Flashback) Karane
I'm a B-cup! Just a plain ol' B.
[05:28] (Flashback) Lie
Still kind of a lie.
[05:31] Karane
I love him! I love him a lot!
[05:33] Lie
Lies! Lies!
[05:36] Karane
I-I love him heaps!
[05:38] Lie
Lies! Lies! Lies!
[05:40] Karane
I love the shit outta him! I love, love,
love him like you won't believe!
[05:43] Lie
Lies! Lies! Lies!
[05:50] Rentaro
I see Granny blowing kisses from
the other side of the River Styx...
[05:55] Karane
I love Rentaro the most
in the whole wide world!
[06:00] Karane
I really, really, really, really,
really love him!
[06:03] Lie
True! True! True! True! Trrrrrrrrrrrrr!
[06:07] Rentaro
Karane!
[06:08] Lie
True! True! True!
[06:08] Karane
How dare this stupid machine
mess with my dignity...
[06:12] Rentaro
Are you okay, Karane? Can you stand?
[06:17] Rentaro
Me, too.
[06:19] Rentaro
I also really, really, really, really,
really love Karane most in the world!
[06:23] Hahari
What are you doing?!
[06:23] Lie
True! True! True!
[06:25] Rentaro
Sorry. I couldn't hold back
the tidal waves of my love.
[06:29] Hahari
This is not the time.
[06:31] Hahari
Anyway, surely you believe
the lie detector is trustworthy now.
[06:36] Hahari
Then we will begin.
We'll see how real your feelings for Hakari are.
[06:41] Hahari
The trial to show who this pest is for all.
SIGN Special Report
[06:47] Narrator
As the following events play out exactly
as our viewers might expect,
[06:47] Sign
°The following report will be a condensed version of the events.
[06:55] Narrator
a condensed version will be shown.
[06:58] Rentaro
I'll make her happy, even if it kills me!
[07:00] Rentaro
Hakari's happiness over my life!
[07:02] Rentaro
I will die for Hakari!
[07:04] Rentaro
I really, really, really, really,
really love Hakari the most in the world!
[07:05] Lie
True! True! True!
[07:08] Lie
It's all too true!
[07:12] Hahari
Impossible.
[07:13] Hahari
How could this embodiment of
faithfulness also be a five-timer?!
[07:17] Rentaro
So, do you believe how much I love Hakari now?
[07:20] Hahari
A-A lie detector is but a machine.
[07:23] Hahari
How could I ever trust it?
[07:26] Karane
Oh, no, you freakin' don't!
[07:28] Karane
Not after taking my dignity
and eating up all this runtime!
[07:32] Hahari
Not my problem. We can skip
the ending credits or something.
[07:36] Rentaro
But they made a special ending
just for this episode!
[07:39] Hahari
Whoa, spoiler alert!
[07:42] Mei
We have trouble, ma'am!
[07:44] Mei
Lady Hakari's about to
throw herself out the window!
[07:52] Karane
Nobody move!
[07:55] Karane
Or else this weak little neck goes snap!
[07:57] Rentaro
Karane...
[07:59] Rentaro
D-Do not move a finger!
[08:01] Rentaro
Necks are like Bocky sticks to her!
She'll actually do it!
[08:07] Karane
Why are you the most freaked out by this?!
[08:09] Karane
Now's your chance! Go grab that moron!
[08:13] Karane
And run as far as you can!
[08:15] Rentaro
But what about you?
[08:17] Karane
Hmph.
[08:19] Karane
You'll come back for me someday, right?
[08:22] (Flashback) Rentaro
Could you please wait for us?
[08:23] (Flashback) Karane
...if we'll even see you again at all!
[08:26] (Flashback) Karane
There's no way we can just sit around
forever and stay in love with you!
[08:31] Karane
You're such an idiot.
[08:34] Karane
Of course I can wait for you forever!
[08:38] Rentaro
Karane!
[08:39] Rentaro
Thanks!
[08:41] Hahari
Wait!
[08:42] Karane
You're not going anywhere.
[08:44] Hahari
Let me go!
[08:45] Hahari
Hakari... I'm coming for you!
[08:47] Karane
Hey, I really will snap your neck, okay?!
[08:49] Hahari
Bring it on!
[08:52] Hahari
You'll see that you don't want to
mess with a mother's love!
[08:57] Security
M-Ma'am.
[09:00] Karane
If I let her go now
[09:02] Karane
and she stops the two of them from escaping,
[09:04] Karane
we'll never share a moment like that again!
[09:11] Karane
This is no time to be freaking out.
[09:14] Karane
A mother's love, my ass.
[09:17] Karane
That's rich, when you're ignoring
Hakari's feelings like that.
[09:19] Karane
You're the one who'll see!
[09:21] Karane
You don't wanna mess with a best friend's love!
[09:29] Hakari
Don't come any closer!
[09:36] Security
W-We can't risk agitating her.
[09:38] Security
Everyone away from the door!
[09:42] Security
D-Don't do it, miss!
[09:44] Kusuri
Meow! Meow!
[09:44] Shizuka
"You meowst live! You meowst!"
[09:45] Nano
Mew! Mew!
[09:46] Security
Not now, you stupid cat!
[09:49] Security
What are you doing?!
[09:51] Rentaro
Let me through!
[09:57] Rentaro
It's okay now.
[09:59] Rentaro
I'm here for you, Hakari.
[10:02] Hakari
Rentaro-kun...
[10:05] Hakari
Rentaro-kun?
[10:09] Rentaro
Karane's holding Hahari-san off right now.
[10:12] Rentaro
Nobody can stop us.
[10:14] Rentaro
We can run away from here together.
[10:21] Hakari
Even if we do escape,
we'll have to be on the run forever.
[10:25] Hakari
You'll always be shackled to Mother and me.
[10:30] Rentaro
Hakari...
[10:31] Hakari
I can't live with that!
[10:33] Hakari
I can't live a life that would only
ruin yours and make you unhappy!
[10:40] Rentaro
Then stop what you're doing right now!
[10:44] Rentaro
I can't imagine anything worse
than having to live a life without you.
[10:51] Rentaro
No matter what kind of life we live,
as long as you're with me...
[10:57] Rentaro
There's no way I could ever be unhappy!
[11:02] Hakari
Rentaro-kun...
[11:05] Hakari
That's not...
It's not fair to say it like that!
[11:12] Rentaro
I love you.
[11:15] Rentaro
Now and forever.
[11:18] Rentaro
Please stay with me for the rest of our lives.
[11:23] Hakari
No fair...
[11:27] Hakari
Not fair... That's just not fair!
[11:35] Hakari
Yes... I love you, too.
[11:41] Hakari
And I want to be with you forever.
[11:49] Rentaro
Great. Now come back inside.
[11:52] Hakari
Okay.
[12:03] Rentaro
Shoot. The adrenaline wore off
and now she's scared!
[12:07] Rentaro
Hakari, it's okay.
[12:09] Rentaro
Just wait there. I'm coming to you.
[12:11] Hakari
O-Okay...
[12:35] Hakari
Rentaro-kun...
[12:38] Rentaro
Crap, I'm in a bad position!
[12:40] Rentaro
I'm being dragged over!
[12:43] Hahari
Finally made it!
[12:45] Karane
Ugh. Hell hath no fury like a mother strong.
[12:48] Rentaro
Hakari!
[12:51] Hakari
Let me go, Rentaro-kun.
[12:53] Hakari
We'll both go down...
[12:54] Rentaro
Never!
[12:55] Rentaro
I finally got you!
[12:57] Rentaro
I'm never letting go of you again!
[12:59] Hahari
Hakari!
[12:59] Karane
Rentaro!
[13:03] Rentaro
I will keep her safe.
[13:05] Nano
Aijo Rentaro.
[13:05] Kusuri
Hakari!
[13:07] Rentaro
I will keep her safe!
[13:09] Rentaro
I will keep her safe!
[13:28] Nano
Grab on.
[13:38] Kusuri
What were you thinking?
[13:47] Rentaro
Thank goodness...
[13:49] Rentaro
I'm so glad you're okay!
[13:54] Hahari
Hakari!
[13:59] Hahari
Oh, thank god...
[14:14] Karane
You idiot!
[14:33] Kusuri
Karane made Hakari cry.
[14:36] Kusuri
Hit her so hard...
[14:39] Hahari
Do you realize...
[14:42] Hahari
If you hadn't landed in the pond,
even you would have...
[14:46] Rentaro
I told you, didn't I?
[14:48] Rentaro
I'll make her happy, even if it kills me.
[14:52] Hahari
Ah... I see now.
[14:54] (Flashback) Rentaro
I promise to make her happy!
[14:57] (Flashback) Rentaro
I really, really, really, really,
really love Hakari the most in the world!
[15:01] Hahari
He meant all of it. Every single word.
[15:12] Hahari
Please...
[15:15] Hahari
Take care of Hakari.
[15:18] Rentaro
It was all for Hakari.
[15:22] Rentaro
Everything Hahari-san does,
she does for Hakari.
[15:26] Hakari
Mother...
[15:28] Rentaro
She was willing to be hated by her
beloved Hakari for tearing us apart.
[15:32] Rentaro
Even if it meant sacrificing everything,
[15:35] Rentaro
she put Hakari first and foremost.
[15:37] Rentaro
She's so brave, and so incredibly beautiful.
[15:42] Rentaro
But this way of life
will only bring her sorrow.
[15:46] Rentaro
Of course. I promise...
[15:54] Rentaro
to make Hakari
[15:56] Rentaro
and you happy.
[15:59] Hahari
What?
[16:00] Rentaro
I want you to be happy, too.
[16:04] Rentaro
I want you to lead the life you wanted.
[16:07] Rentaro
The life of joy you once dreamed of!
[16:13] Hahari
R-Really?
[16:15] Hahari
Is this... your r-r-reply
to my asking you out earlier?!
[16:21] Rentaro
Yes. It would be my honor to go out with you.
[16:24] Hakari
M-M-M-Mother?!
[16:26] Hakari
You asked Rentaro-kun out?!
[16:28] Hahari
I mean...
[16:29] Hahari
I mean, can you blame me?
[16:32] Hahari
Rentaro-chan...
[16:34] Hahari
He's just so cute!
[16:38] Rentaro
H-Hahari-san?!
[16:40] Hahari
What is it, my dear Rentaro-chan?
[16:40] Karane
G-Girlfriend's mom...
[16:43] Hakari
My literal mother...
[16:44] Kusuri
MILF...
[16:45] Shizuka
"Chaos and disorder."
[16:46] Nano
Mother-Daughter Double Whopper.
[16:47] Hahari
Oh, I know. It's rather late and all...
[16:54] Hahari
Be sure to warm up after that pond dive.
[16:57] Hahari
We're having a sleepover tonight, after all.
[17:00] Hakari
A sleepover?
[17:02] Hakari
I feel like I'm getting vertigo
from all the ups and downs.
[17:05] Shizuka
"I expected no less from Hakari-san's manor."
"The bath is as wide as an ocean."
[17:10] Karane
A rich person's house's bath...
[17:12] Kusuri
This bath be huge...
[17:14] Kusuri
But mommy's milkers be huge, too.
[17:16] Hahari
Oh, my.
[17:17] Hahari
My dear Hakari has a matching set.
[17:18] Hakari
M-Mother! I can't...
[17:22] Hakari
I can't deny it!
SIGN Booyah!
[17:24] Kusuri
And Nano's slender
but stacked, unlike those two.
[17:29] Hakari
Hold it, Kusuri-senpai!
[17:31] Hahari
What do you mean, "unlike us two"?
[17:40] Kusuri
Kusuri's in contention, too, aye aye.
[17:44] Shizuka
"Is this the festival of goddesses?"
SIGN Tactical Retreat
[17:49] Karane
Idiots, carrying those funbags into combat...
[17:53] Karane
It'll get them killed in action.
[17:58] Rentaro
Huh? That was quick, Karane.
[18:01] Rentaro
Done alrea...dy?
[18:08] Karane
Wh-Whatever.
[18:10] Karane
I thought nothing of the bath here, is all.
[18:13] Karane
Wait, what's wrong?
[18:15] Rentaro
Y-Your tummy's showing.
[18:19] Karane
I was in such a hurry, I didn't notice!
[18:23] Karane
S-So? Why are you blushing over a little tummy?
[18:27] (Flashback) Rentaro
Karane-chan, your cutesy clothes are starting
to feel kinda smooth and slippery.
[18:31] Karane
Y-Y-You... Don't tell me...
[18:33] Karane
You're thinking back to what happened earlier?
[18:36] Karane
Aha, I thought so!
[18:38] Karane
You knew you were rubbing
your face all up in my belly!
[18:41] Karane
You just pretended
you didn't realize! You perv!
[18:44] Rentaro
C-Can you blame me?
We could've fallen off otherwise!
[18:48] Rentaro
It was all to make sure you wouldn't get hurt!
SIGN hngh!!!
[18:53] Karane
Shaddup, shaddup, shaddup!
Do you have any idea how embarrassed I was?!
[18:57] Karane
I need to get payback!
[19:00] Rentaro
Hey, Karane?!
[19:03] Rentaro
Karane... What do you mean, payback?
[19:10] Karane
S-See? Embarrassing, isn't it?
[19:13] Rentaro
This is just Christmas come early!
[19:16] Karane
Rentaro's tummy... His warmth...
[19:19] Karane
His solid abs!
[19:21] Rentaro
K-Karane...
[19:24] Karane
Rentaro...
[19:26] Kusuri
Whew, that was a good bath, aye.
[19:32] Kusuri
You're working out together?!
[19:34] Kusuri
Let Kusuri join!
[19:36] Rentaro
S-Sure! One, two, one, two!
[19:37] Karane
What was I thinking?
[19:39] Karane
Yeah, this house really is filled
with those horndogs' bad vibes!
[19:43] Hakari/Hahari
Welcome!
[19:45] Hahari
Now, it's finally time...
[19:48] Hahari
for the pajama party!
[19:53] Hakari
Mother is a lover of all things cute.
[19:56] Hakari
If she finds someone adorable,
she has to dress them up!
[20:00] Hahari
All right, my lovelies, get dressed!
[20:03] Hakari
Eek! Mother, don't be so rough!
[20:06] Karane
Hey! Stop it, you freak!
[20:08] Kusuri
This is fine, aye!
[20:08] Hakari
Mother!
[20:10] Hahari
Nice, very nice!
[20:11] Shizuka
"The force of a million troops..."
[20:14] Hahari
You can look now, Rentaro-chan.
[20:20] Rentarohahari
Squee!
[20:23] Rentaro
Y-You all look amazing!
[20:26] Hahari
It's too early for squealing.
[20:28] Rentaro
But you were squealing, too.
[20:30] Hahari
These two... are the icing on the cake!
[20:36] Kusuri
Rawr, aye.
[20:39] Hakari
Mother...
[20:41] Kusuri
Are we that cute?
[20:43] Rentaro
You've got the whole galaxy blushing.
[20:46] Karane
Seriously, what's with your galaxy brain?
[20:49] Kusuri
Well, if we're so darn cute...
[20:53] Kusuri
We'll give you kissies.
[20:57] Rentaro
I'm in heaven...
[20:59] Kusuri
You're going to heaven!
[20:59] Hahari
Shizuka-chan, Kusuri-chan!
Give mommy a kiss, too!
[21:02] Hakari
Down, Mother.
[21:03] Hahari
I suppose I got a bit carried away.
[21:05] Hakari
Mother, you've got a nosebleed.
[21:07] Hahari
I'll get some water from the kitchen.
[21:09] Rentaro
Let me help you there.
[21:15] Rentaro
Are you all right?
[21:17] Hahari
Y-Yes, sorry.
[21:21] Hahari
I'm too old to be getting so excited.
[21:25] Rentaro
Oh, Hahari-san's been holding back forever...
[21:32] Rentaro
Hahari-san.
[21:35] Rentaro
There are plenty of fun
things in store for us.
[21:41] Hahari
Rentaro-chan...
[21:47] Hahari
Forgive me.
[21:50] Hahari
I can't hold it back any more...
[21:54] Rentaro
H-Hahari-san?
[21:56] Hahari
Come to my room...
[22:02] Rentaro
Hahari-san...
[22:04] Narrator
Rentaro! You...
[22:06] Narrator
Are you going to go from boy to man?!
E12 - The 100 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really, Really, REALLY Love You (94 To Go)
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[00:00] Hahari
I can't hold it back any more...
[00:04] Rentaro
H-Hahari-san?
[00:06] Hahari
Come to my room...
[00:17] Hahari
Yes! That's it, Rentaro-chan!
[00:20] Rentaro
No, Hahari-san! This is too much!
[00:25] Hahari
Oh, this is so great!
[00:27] Hahari
Please, Rentaro-chan!
[00:29] Hahari
Just a bit more!
[00:31] Rentaro
No, Hahari-san! I can't...
[00:42] Karane
Those two sure are
taking their time in the kitchen.
[00:46] Shizuka
"Ya right, bossman."
[00:48] Shizuka
"It don't take this long to draw some water."
[00:53] Hakari
Wh-Wh-Wh-What if Mother and Rentaro-kun...
[00:58] Hakari
are getting down and dirty?!
[01:00] Karane
Listen, I know your mom's a horndog, but...
[01:04] Hakari
Mother?
[01:06] Hakari
No cutting in line, Mother!
[01:08] Kusuri
Only Kusuri is allowed to deflower Rentaro!
[01:11] Nano
I don't think Aijo Rentaro can be deflowered.
[01:13] Karane
It doesn't matter! I bet she doesn't
even know what she's talking about!
[01:18] Hakari
Mother!
[01:20] Rentaro
Y-You guys!
[01:27] Hahari
You're the cutest thing
in the world, Rentaro-chan!
[01:32] All
Cross-dressing boyfriend!
SIGN The Hurricane of Hngh
[01:35] Hakari
Mother! I'm so glad I was born your daughter!
[01:38] Kusuri
Let Kusuri call you boss!
[01:40] Karane
You have my lifelong loyalty.
[01:42] Nano
Your name will go down in history.
[01:44] Shizuka
"You, and you alone, are my lord."
[01:46] Rentaro
N-No...
[01:48] Rentaro
They all... saw me like... like this!
[01:50] Hahari
Oh, Rentaro-chan.
SIGN Morgue-ified
[01:55] Karane
Rentaro?!
[01:56] Kusuri
From mortified to morgue-ified!
[01:57] Hakari
Rentaro-kun!
[01:58] Shizuka
"No, it cannot be..."
[01:59] Shizuka
"Honey... honey!"
[02:00] Hakari
You promised we would be together forever!
[02:04] Hahari
N-No... Rentaro-chan...
[02:12] Hahari
It's okay. I promise to bring him back to life.
[02:17] Hahari
Nano-chan, help me out.
SIGN Five Minutes Later
[02:24] Hahari
The time has come, my lovelies.
[02:26] Hahari
I present to you the prince who will
awaken our sleeping beauty!
[02:35] Kusuri
So handsome, aye.
[02:36] Shizuka
"My knight in shining armor..."
[02:37] Kusuri
Kissies for Kusuri, too.
[02:38] Hakari
Of course. Only a prince's kiss could
arouse her from her slumber.
[02:43] Rentaro
Quit getting into the story!
[03:02] Hahari
A divine moment, right before our eyes!
[03:04] Hakari
Get it together, Mother. You're drooling.
[03:08] Karane
You need to take a look in the mirror.
[03:10] Shizuka
"I could say the same for you."
[03:12] Kusuri
And you, Shizuka.
[03:13] Rentaro
Nano...
[03:14] Sign
Droolception
[03:15] Nano
I fail to see the logic behind this.
[03:18] Rentaro
Sheesh!
[03:19] Rentaro
I-I'm taking a bath, too!
[03:22] Kusuri
Sulk, sulk.
[03:24] Nano
Cute.
[03:25] Hahari
Hakari.
[03:26] Hahari
Yes, Mother.
[03:30] Mei
I have brought it.
[03:32] Hahari
Thank you.
[03:34] Karane
What? What are you thinking?
SIGN Silent Video Capture
[03:37] Hakari
What, you ask?
[03:39] Hahari
Peeping, obviously.
[03:39] Hakari
Peeping, of course.
[03:42] Karane
Damn these horny Hanazonos!
[03:44] Karane
Peeping, my ass! A-Are you stupid?!
[03:47] Kusuri
Kusuri...
[03:49] Kusuri
Never seen dong before!
[03:51] Kusuri
Wanna see Rentaro's dong, aye!
[03:54] Karane
Dong?!
[03:55] Nano
It makes sense to observe your partner's
body to prepare for what is to come.
[03:59] Karane
Come?!
[04:00] Hahari
Now, imagine which parts
Rentaro-chan might be washing.
[04:04] Hakari
It could be the dirty parts or the dirty parts.
[04:07] Karane
I...
[04:07] Karane
I just don't want wanna fall behind!
[04:09] Karane
It's not like I'm interested
in his body or anything, okay?!
[04:12] Haharihakari
She's so easy. Too easy.
[04:15] Shizuka
"Halt!"
[04:16] Shizuka
"Do ya not care about disappointin' yer lord?!"
[04:21] Shizuka
"Well?"
[04:25] Nano
As long as he doesn't find out,
in theory no one will be hurt.
[04:29] Shizuka
"But..."
[04:30] Shizuka
"But bossman..."
[04:31] Hahari
This cross is too heavy
for Shizuka-chan to bear.
[04:34] Hahari
Hakari.
[04:35] Hakari
Ready, Mother.
SIGN Keep rolling, rolling, rolling!
SIGN Keep rolling, rolling, rolling!
SIGN Sushizuka-chan!
[04:45] Hakari
Wait for us here, Shizuka-chan.
[04:47] Hakari
We'll be right back with sneak—
[04:49] Hakari
souvenirs for you!
[05:01] Rentaro
Knowing Hakari and Hahari-san,
[05:03] Rentaro
they might jump in trying to take
sneak shots or wash my back.
[05:08] Rentaro
I'd better stay wrapped in a towel.
[05:11] Rentaro
Say no to degeneracy. Always.
[05:14] Narrator
He knew.
[05:18] Kusuri
All right, keep going... stop!
[05:27] Kusuri
Can't see anything. Glass all foggy.
[05:36] Kusuri
Crap! Think we're busted!
[05:38] Haharihakari
Collect the agent!
[05:41] Rentaro
No... No way...
[05:54] Rentaro
I better wash myself and get out of here quick.
[05:59] Rentaro
Okay.
[06:08] Shizuka
I-It's no use. I can't free myself.
[06:12] Shizuka
If I don't hurry...
[06:16] Rentaro
How could I expose myself to my girlfriends?!
[06:18] Rentaro
I am such a degenerate!
[06:21] Rentaro
I sentence ye to a town dragging!
[06:24] Rentaro
Ye?
[06:25] Hakari
Rentaro-kun!
[06:26] Hakari
How could we succumb to our lust
and burden Rentaro-kun with guilt?!
[06:30] Hahari
A grave sin!
[06:32] All
I sentence ye to a town dragging!
[06:35] All
Ye?
SIGN Rentaro Family Grave
[06:39] Shizuka
I don't want that!
[06:41] Shizuka
I'm the only one who can stop it!
[06:44] Shizuka
Come off! Come off!
[06:46] Shizuka
Please...
[07:01] Karane
The attic?
[07:02] Hahari
Indeed. We have an alternate route.
[07:07] Hakari
This leads to the bathroom.
[07:09] Kusuri
So we peek from above.
[07:11] Nano
With no steam, our chances of success go up.
[07:15] Mei
I wish you all luck.
[07:23] Karane
Better not be any mice up here.
[07:26] Hahari
Of course not.
My staff keeps everything spotless.
[07:32] Karane
Mouse! On my leg!
[07:33] Hahari
Wh-What's wrong, Karane-chan?
[07:35] Hakari
Again, our home is completely mouse-fr—
[07:36] Hakari
Eek?!
[07:38] Kusuri
Wassup with you two...
[07:40] Kusuri
Something furry be here!
[07:42] Karane
Where? Where'd the mouse go?!
[07:45] Hakari
N-Near my neck!
[07:46] Kusuri
Scattering poison!
[07:49] Hahari
Don't, Kusuri-chan! We'll all die!
[07:50] Nano
Pi... 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288...
[07:55] Rentaro
Gah, please no! Spare me!
[07:58] Rentaro
I beg of you!
[08:07] Shizuka
I must be brave. I have to save everyone.
[08:11] Shizuka
I'll tip myself over on the count of three.
[08:15] Shizuka
One, two...
[08:19] Shizuka
My heart feels like it's about to explode.
[08:24] Shizuka
I need to get in the right headspace.
[08:26] Shizuka
Maybe not three, but thirty.
SIGN °Soon after this, the rich person's guard dog will say, "Excuse me, could you move aside?"
SIGN "Excuse me, could you move aside?"
SIGN "That's a bit over the top..."
[09:04] Rentaro
Wait...
[09:05] Rentaro
Shizuka-chan?!
[09:09] Rentaro
A-Are you okay? What are you doing here?
[09:23] Rentaro
Shizuka-chan!
[09:25] Rentaro
You need an ice pack!
[09:27] Karane
R-Rich person's house cat!
[09:30] Karane
You again?!
[09:31] Hakari
Rentaro-kun?
[09:33] Rentaro
Uh, what's going on here?
SIGN pawoo
[09:36] Hakari
O-Oh, we were just playing hide-and-seek.
[09:39] Hahari
And we hid up in the ceiling.
[09:43] Nano
It's most effective to hide in the dark.
[09:45] Kusuri
Love hide-and-seek, aye!
[09:47] Karane
Yeah, we were just hiding.
[09:51] Karane
It's not like we were trying to peep
at you in the bath or anything, okay?!
[09:57] Rentaro
Even if I were to somehow be okay with peeping,
[10:00] Rentaro
I would never be okay
with you all risking injury!
[10:01] Narrator
And so the Rated-R family and their
merry accomplices got a good scolding.
[10:06] Narrator
Never be a Peeping Tom, kids!
[10:09] Shizuka
"I like giraffes."
[10:11] Shizuka
"But I like elephants more."
[10:16] Rentaro
Your turn, Hahari-san.
[10:18] Hahari
O-Oh, right.
[10:21] Hahari
S-Sorry.
[10:23] Rentaro
Don't be.
[10:24] Karane
Quit with the cliched romcom shtick, you two.
[10:27] Nano
No, if anything, the rest of us
should be romcom-ing it up more.
[10:31] Karane
I-It's not like...
[10:32] Hahari
Oh, please.
[10:36] Hakari
Mother?
[10:39] Hakari
Oh, e-excuse me.
[10:42] Hakari
I remembered something I had to do.
[10:44] Hakari
Don't mind me, and enjoy the rest of the game.
[10:57] Rentaro
I came to check on Hahari-san, but...
[11:00] Rentaro
This house is so big, I have
no idea where she could be.
[11:05] Rentaro
Is that incense?
[11:17] Rentaro
Oh...
[11:19] Rentaro
Right. I probably shouldn't disturb her.
[11:27] Rentaro
No.
[11:31] Hahari
R-Rentaro-chan?
[11:34] Rentaro
May I light an incense with you?
[11:38] Rentaro
Huh? Who's this boy?
[11:41] Rentaro
Is that a middle schooler?
[11:44] Hahari
The last man I loved.
[11:46] Hahari
Hakari's father.
[11:49] Rentaro
Huh? Father?!
[11:52] Rentaro
Oh, sorry. I just assumed...
[12:03] Rentaro
May I ask you something?
[12:06] Rentaro
You said you had regrets being alone.
[12:11] Rentaro
But I'm sure there was no shortage
of men approaching you.
[12:15] Rentaro
So why did you choose
to go through life all alone?
[12:21] Hahari
I...
[12:23] Hahari
I don't want to talk about it.
[12:26] Rentaro
Please tell me.
[12:28] Rentaro
I may be just a teenager,
but I'm also your boyfriend now.
[12:31] Rentaro
Let me share in your burden.
[12:45] Hahari
I...
[12:49] Hahari
I just can't forget him!
[12:53] Hahari
Even after he died, I've loved him deeply!
[12:59] Hahari
I have no right to love another man!
[13:02] Hahari
And yet, I've fallen in love with you!
[13:06] Hahari
This is just wrong...
[13:08] Rentaro
You don't have to forget him!
[13:11] Rentaro
Hakari's dad and me...
[13:13] Rentaro
Who said you can't love two people at once?!
[13:17] Rentaro
Who ever said that loving someone means
your love for someone else is fake?!
[13:22] Rentaro
I don't care what anyone else thinks.
[13:24] Rentaro
As long as it feels real to me,
[13:26] Rentaro
your love is the real thing!
[13:31] Hahari
As long as it feels real...
[13:34] Rentaro
And the only way to do that
[13:36] Rentaro
is by pouring out all the love
in your heart and making it real.
[13:42] Rentaro
That's all we can do.
[13:48] Rentaro
If my love for you ever stops
feeling real, please tell me.
[13:52] Rentaro
In return, I promise to do the same for you.
[13:57] Rentaro
So don't be afraid to give me your love.
[14:00] Hahari
Rentaro-chan!
[14:02] Hahari
I love you... I love you so much!
[14:05] Hahari
I love you, Rentaro-chan!
[14:08] Rentaro
I love you, too, Hahari-san.
[14:12] Hahari
Rentaro-chan.
[14:14] Hahari
Will you... kiss me?
[14:21] Hahari
He said...
[14:24] (Flashback) Hakaridad
I can't be there for you the rest
of your life, Hahari-san.
[14:29] (Flashback) Hakaridad
So you need to save your
first kiss for the person
[14:34] (Flashback) Hakaridad
who will swear never to leave you alone.
[14:38] Hahari
And he never did...
[14:42] Hahari
Wait, I-I'm sorry!
[14:44] Hahari
I got too emotional!
[14:47] Hahari
Don't mind me.
[14:49] Hahari
Come on.
[14:50] Hahari
Let's go back to the others.
[15:36] Karane
Saw it coming!
[15:37] Karane
I knew that thirsty succubus
would try something!
[15:41] Karane
What's she after? A kiss?
[15:43] Karane
Or maybe even more?!
[15:45] Karane
Whatever it is, I'm not letting you
make the first move, okay?!
[15:50] Rentaro
What's up, Hakari?
[15:52] Hakari
Oh, s-sorry. Did I wake you?
[15:57] Hakari
I just wanted to sleep next to you.
[16:02] Rentaro
That's why you got up at this hour?
[16:04] Rentaro
I know you must be really tired, too.
[16:07] Hakari
I mean...
[16:09] Hakari
I was afraid I could never be with you again.
[16:17] Rentaro
Hakari.
[16:22] Rentaro
It's okay. I'm right here with you.
[16:26] Hakari
Rentaro-kun...
[16:31] Hakari
Could you please hold me
in your arms until morning comes?
[16:35] Rentaro
Of course.
[16:40] Karane
Hmph. I'll let you have this, just for tonight.
[16:52] Rentaro
Huh? Hakari?
[16:56] Hakari
Rentaro-kun! Smooch!
[16:59] Karane
Rentaro... smooch...
[17:02] Rentaro
Aww, they're so close even when half-asleep.
[17:09] Rentaro
Might as well hit the restroom...
[17:23] Rentaro
Are you Hakari's dad?
[17:26] Hakaridad
Hey, Aijo Rentaro-kun.
[17:31] Hakaridad
How dare you take my Hahari and Hakari?!
[17:35] Hakaridad
You and I need to have a nice, long chat!
[17:38] Rentaro
Perfect. I wanted to say
something to you, too, Father.
[17:42] Hakaridad
You don't get to call me Father!
[17:45] Hakaridad
Wait, are you not scared of me?
[17:48] Hakaridad
You were so freaked out when you
mistook those peepers for the supernatural.
[17:54] Rentaro
Uh, I am afraid of ghosts...
[17:57] Rentaro
But seeing as Hakari is your daughter,
[18:00] Rentaro
and just how much Hahari-san loves you,
[18:04] Rentaro
I can tell you were a warm
and kindhearted person.
[18:12] Hakaridad
Boo.
[18:14] Hakaridad
And here I had my "Make them happy or
I'll curse you to death!" speech ready to go.
[18:21] Rentaro
There's no need for that.
[18:22] Rentaro
I'll give everything I've got to make
the two of them happy.
[18:28] Hakaridad
I believe it.
[18:29] Hakaridad
I've watched over them for 16 whole years.
[18:33] Hakaridad
Many a man flocked to the two of them,
[18:37] Hakaridad
but none of them were as dedicated as you.
[18:41] Hakaridad
Thank you.
[18:43] Hakaridad
For releasing Hahari's heart
from the shackles I've been to her.
[18:47] Rentaro
Oh, please!
[18:49] Rentaro
I only did what I thought I could
to make the people I love happy.
[18:54] Hakaridad
With you by their side,
[18:56] Hakaridad
I may actually be able to find
peace and pass on someday.
[19:01] Rentaro
Father...
[19:04] Rentaro
Let me watch over the two of them from now on.
[19:08] Rentaro
Together with you.
[19:11] Hakaridad
Yes.
[19:13] Hakaridad
We'll watch over the future
of those two girls we love so much.
[19:19] Hakaridad
Oh, and what did you want to say to me?
[19:23] Hakaridad
You weren't going to declare
war over Hahari, were you?
[19:27] Rentaro
I wanted to thank you.
[19:29] Hakaridad
For what?
[19:31] Rentaro
For bringing Hakari into this world.
[19:33] Rentaro
And for bringing Hahari-san joy
long before I was even born.
[19:38] Rentaro
Thank you so much.
[19:41] Hakaridad
Rentaro-kun...
[19:46] Rentaro
Father?!
[19:48] Hakaridad
You're such a good boy,
I fully trust you to do right by them,
[19:53] Hakaridad
and now my regrets about leaving
them behind are being blown away!
[19:57] Hakaridad
M-My time's up! I'm passing on!
[20:00] Rentaro
No! We promised to watch over them together!
[20:04] Hakaridad
Yeah, no, that's not happening!
[20:07] Rentaro
Father!
[20:13] Rentaro
Father!
[20:16] Rentaro
Huh? What was I...
[20:20] Rentaro
Was I asleep?
[20:21] Rentaro
Was that a dream?
[20:23] Rentaro
But it felt so real.
[20:28] Rentaro
It's morning...
[20:32] Rentaro
Man, that sure was one long day, huh?
[20:36] Rentaro
But we got through it... together.
[20:44] Narrator
And thus, that fairy-tale night
came to an end...
[20:47] Hahari
You're all leaving?
[20:50] Rentaro
Yeah. We need to get home
and change into our uniforms.
[20:54] Hahari
Feel free to visit whenever you like, okay?
[20:58] Rentaro
Sure. I promise I'll be back as soon as I can.
[21:03] Narrator
And the lovebirds went their separate ways...
[21:08] Pa
We will now begin this emergency assembly.
[21:11] Narrator
...is how it would go in any
anime but this one.
[21:15] Hahari
Pleased to meet you all.
[21:18] Hahari
I'm Hanazono Hahari, and I'm the new
chairperson of the school board.
[21:22] Hahari
I wanted to see him so badly,
I bought the whole school.
[21:26] Hakari
M-M-M-M-M-M-Mothe-ther?!
[21:32] Mei
Lady Hahari headed out to your school.
[21:35] Rentaro
I under...stand!
[21:38] Rentaro
Thank you... very much!
[21:40] Rentaro
But I ran all the way to see her
during lunch break!
[21:44] Hahari
You really did come to see me
as soon as you could!
[21:48] Rentaro
So what if we just missed each other?
[21:51] Rentaro
Run, me.
[21:53] Rentaro
Run, Aijo Rentaro!
[21:57] Rentaro
The girls...
[22:00] Rentaro
They're all waiting for me!
SIGN While Stocks Last!!
SIGN Kariage-kun
Teriyaki Chicken Flavor
SIGN Girls'
Baseball Team
[23:10] Karane
Sheesh. Where have you been?
[23:13] Rentaro
Yeah, they're all out here waiting for me.
[23:16] Karane
Rentaro.
[23:18] Hakari
Rentaro-kun!
[23:19] Shizuka
"Rentaro" "kun."
[23:21] Nano
Aijo Rentaro.
[23:22] Kusuri
Rentaro!
[23:23] Hahari
Rentaro-chan.
[23:26] Rentaro
The girlfriends who I really, really,
really, really, really love...
[23:30] Rentaro
and the girlfriends who really, really,
really, really, really love me!