E9 - Tsukiko's Neck

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SIGN    That is the
    Bottleneck
SIGN    That is the
    Bottleneck
SIGN    That is the
    Bottleneck
[00:04] (Flashback) Yakichi
    Woof, woof.
[00:06] (Flashback) Tsuki
    Yakichi... you came to me.
[00:08] (Flashback) Yakichi
    But of course.
[00:10] (Flashback) Yakichi
    Lady Tsuki, you mentioned you wanted onigiri
    wrapped in nori seaweed, so here they are.
[00:14] (Flashback) Tsuki
    Thank you, Yakichi.
[00:15] (Flashback) Tsuki
    I wanted to enjoy them
    at least once before the end.
[00:20] (Flashback) Yakichi
    Please, do not speak as if this is the end.
[00:24] (Flashback) Tsuki
    You do not quite have
    a knack for smiling, Yakichi...
[00:26] (Flashback) Yakichi
    Here, Lady Tsuki.
[00:28] (Flashback) Yakichi
    Lady Tsuki?
[00:30] (Flashback) Yakichi
    Lady Tsuki!
[00:31] (Flashback) Yakichi
    Lady Tsuki?!
[00:31] (Flashback) BG People
    Lady Tsuki?!
[00:32] (Flashback) Yakichi
    Lady Tsuki!
[00:33] (Flashback) BG People
    Lady Tsuki?!
[00:34] (Flashback) Yakichi
    Lady Tsuki!
[00:38] Mutou
    If I could have one wish,
[00:39] Mutou
    it would be to eat onigiri wrapped
    in nori seaweed with Lady Tsuki.
[00:46] Mutou
    The same onigiri I was unable
    to feed her in her infirmity...
[00:51] Mutou
    That is my one lingering regret.
[00:54] Ueno
    Um, say...
[00:55] Mutou
    As sad as it may be to admit, I might be
    better suited to a life without a head...
[00:59] Ueno
    Y'know, do you think Tabata-san...
[01:03] Mutou
    Even when I did have a head,
    I was terrible at conveying my feelings.
[01:12] Manager
    Huh? Do you smell something funny?
[01:15] Adam
    Mutou-san has odor problems.
[01:17] Adam
    It's not as bad if it stays cool in here.
[01:20] Adam
    Welcome.
[01:21] OLs
    I think it's the dairy stuff!
[01:22] Tsuki
    You think?
[01:23] Mutou
    Lady Tsuki!
[01:23] OLs
    That's what it always
    comes down to in the end!
[01:25] OL
    Aw man, I'm so hungry!
[01:27] Adam
    That lady never seems surprised
    when she sees Mutou-san's head.
[01:31] Adam
    Maybe she has some kind of secret...
[01:34] Mutou
    Woof, woof.
[01:35] Mutou
    Lady Tsuki, look! It's the shadow of a dog!
[01:40] Mutou
    It is too bright in here for shadows!
    Curse the march of technology!
[01:44] Mutou
    I honestly do not know if what
    I am trying to do will matter...
[01:48] Mutou
    But I feel for certain that
    these onigiri are the key.
[01:49] Black sign
    Tasty bread festival
[01:50] Word balloon sign
    Special
[01:53] Manager
    Ueno-kun, do you know where
    the "Help Wanted" poster is?
[01:56] Ueno
    We're hiring?
[01:57] Manager
    Yeah.
[01:58] Manager
    Tabata-san's leaving in two weeks...
[02:01] Manager
    Didn't you know?
    She's moving in with her boyfriend.
[02:06] Manager
    There it is.
[02:11] BF
    What then?
[02:11] Tabata
    So he says: "Fine, I'll have it
    with lime." Hilarious, huh?
[02:14] BF
    It's not like it was a gin and tonic!
[02:16] Tabata
    I know, right?!
[02:18] Ueno
    Tabata-san... and some good-looking guy!
[02:21] Akiba
    Oh, hey, you're hiring? Sweet!
[02:24] OL
    Hey, Tsukiko, there's a sale
    on onigiri with nori seaweed!
[02:27] Tsukiko
    Yeah, but...
[02:28] OL
    Oh, right, you can't eat rice.
[02:31] Tsukiko
    It's not like I have an allergy, but yeah...
[02:33] Tsukiko
    I definitely don't like it.
[02:35] OL
    Let's go check out the buns then!
[02:36] Mutou
    It would seem God... can be truly cruel.
[02:40] Ueno
    The face... It's the face...
[02:43] Ueno
    In the end, it's all about the face...
[02:49] Ueno
    The face...
[02:50] Mutou
    How can I possibly get her to
    notice me if she does not eat rice?
[02:57] Mutou
    That's it. I know how!
SIGN    Episode 9         "Tsukiko's Neck"