# E7 - Ueno's Neck

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***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That is the<br>
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<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That is the<br>
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<br>**[00:00] Manager**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've had complaints about your attitude.<br>**[00:03] Manager**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You need to realize complaints<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;about you reflect badly on the store.<br>**[00:05] Manager**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Isn't that right, Mutou-kun?<br>**[00:07] Manager**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ueno-kun, are you listening?<br>**[00:09] Ueno**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah...<br>**[00:10] Manager**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm going to step out for a bit,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so watch over things, Mutou-kun.<br>**[00:14] Ueno**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I envy Mutou-san...*<br>**[00:16] Ueno**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*He doesn't talk, but he gets special treatment.*<br>**[00:18] Adam**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Cheer up.<br>**[00:19] Ueno**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I don't talk either, but no one listens to me.*<br>**[00:23] Ueno**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Not talking makes it easier.*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Means I don't lose my head...*<br>**[00:28] Adam**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Welcome.<br>**[00:29] Mutou**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Lady Tsuki?!*<br>**[00:30] OLs**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What should we get?<br>**[00:31] OLs**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tsukiko should've come with us!<br>**[00:33] Ueno**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Oh, right...*<br>**[00:34] Ueno**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I was up till the early hours*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;making this, meaning I barely slept.*<br>**[00:38] Ueno**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I love stuffed animals.*<br>**[00:40] Ueno**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*They don't talk, they're not the boss of you...*<br>**[00:42] Ueno**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You make them, play with them,*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and when you get bored...*<br>**[00:46] OLs**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Excuse me!<br>**[00:48] OLs**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Instant rice porridge packets...<br>**[00:49] Ueno**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*And when you get bored, you get rid of them.*<br>**[00:49] OLs**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Could you point us to 'em?<br>**[00:52] Ueno**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I wonder when I started seeing stuffed*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;animals instead of people's faces...*<br>**[00:56] Adam**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ueno-san.<br>**[00:57] Adam**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You need to answer them.<br>**[00:59] Ueno**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But for some reason,*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mutou-san's face looks like an onigiri.*<br>**[01:04] Ueno**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Oh well.*<br>**[01:06] Manager**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ueno-kun?<br>**[01:07] Manager**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ueno-kun!<br>**[01:09] Manager**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't space out, okay?<br>**[01:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay.<br>**[01:11] Adam**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nice outfit.<br>**[01:13] Manager**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've been trying matchmaking lately.<br>**[01:15] Adam**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Matchmaking?<br>**[01:17] Manager**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm off to use the phone!<br>**[01:20] Mutou**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Sir Ueno?*<br>**[01:22] Mutou**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*H-How delightful!*<br>**[01:24] Mutou**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Did he craft these?*<br>**[01:26] Ueno**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Uh, these are just...<br>**[01:28] Ueno**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, c'mon, is it that weird for*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a guy to make stuffed animals?*<br>**[01:32] Ueno**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I guess it is...*<br>**[01:34] Ueno**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You guys are all so impressive.<br>**[01:36] Ueno**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The way you just get on with your jobs...<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I have a hard time doing stuff I don't enjoy.<br>**[01:41] Ueno**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But I guess I should be glad...<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I have a... job at all...<br>**[01:45] Mutou**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Sir Ueno?*<br>**[01:47] Mutou**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*He certainly seems exhausted.*<br>**[01:50] Mutou**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I know!*<br>**[01:53] Girls**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What are these?!<br>**[01:54] Girls**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They're amazing!<br>**[01:54] Ueno**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wh-What the...<br>**[01:56] Girls**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Seriously!<br>**[01:56] Ueno**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[01:57] Girls**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So cute!<br>**[01:59] Ueno**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait, why are my...<br>**[02:00] Manager**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thank you so much, Ueno-kun.<br>**[02:03] Manager**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I never could've come up with a display<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that appeals to young people like that.<br>**[02:08] Ueno**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They're this happy...*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;about my stuffed animals?*<br>**[02:12] Adam**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Cute things are supposed to be looked at.<br>**[02:18] Ueno**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I, uh, have problems eating things<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;other people have touched...<br>**[02:22] Ueno**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You can have that one, by the way.<br>**[02:26] Ueno**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Actually...<br>**[02:27] Ueno**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll take one, thanks.<br>**[02:33] Ueno**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, nothing.<br>**[02:40] Tsukiko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Excuse me!<br>**[02:41] Mutou**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Lady Tsuki?!*<br>**[02:44] Tsukiko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sorry, do you have any jam?<br>**[02:47] Mutou**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Lady Tsuki!*<br>**[02:48] Tsukiko**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thank you very much.<br>**[02:51] Mutou**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*We have met so many times...*<br>**[02:54] Mutou**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But it is as if she does*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;not even recognize me.*<br>**[02:58] Mutou**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Why?*<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Episode 7            "Ueno's Neck"
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