E5 - Adam's Neck

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SIGN    That is the
    Bottleneck
SIGN    That is the
    Bottleneck
SIGN    That is the
    Bottleneck
[00:03] Adam
    I've realized the truth.
[00:06] Adam
    He's different from everyone else.
[00:09] Adam
    Why exactly is he here?
[00:11] Adam
    And what's going on with his face?
[00:13] Manager
    Adam-kun.
[00:15] Manager
    Put on a Li'l Steamy mask.
[00:17] Manager
    It's embarrassing if it's just me.
[00:19] Adam
    But it stinks.
[00:21] Manager
    It's the store's mascot.
[00:23] Manager
    And it's our five-year anniversary
    event, so just bear with it.
[00:26] Adam
    I really don't want to.
[00:28] Manager
    Mutou-kun put one on.
[00:33] Manager
    See?
[00:34] Manager
    It won't be so bad if everyone's wearing one.
[00:40] Manager
    Looking good.
[00:42] Adam
    Who exactly is this event
    supposed to benefit?
[00:44] Manager
    Now, Adam-kun, could you
    go restock the shelves?
[00:47] Manager
    Welcome.
[00:47] Adam
    I've realized the truth.
[00:50] Adam
    No one listens to a thing I say.
[00:55] Manager
    That'll be 570 yen.
[00:57] Adam
    People don't pay much attention
    to what others have to say.
[01:01] Manager
    Thank you very much.
[01:03] Adam
    And we all take so much for granted.
[01:06] Manager
    I think you just need to learn
    to relax a little, Adam-kun.
[01:10] Manager
    You know, take a broader perspective on life.
[01:12] Adam
    A broader perspective?
[01:14] Mangaer
    Exactly.
[01:15] Adam
    It's easy to take things for granted. But...
[01:20] Adam
    This is one thing I just can't gloss over.
[01:21] Sorae
    Hey, a five-year anniversary event!
[01:22] Umina
    110 yen for onigiri! Wow!
[01:25] Adam
    Hey—
[01:26] Sorae
    Excuse me!
[01:27] Sorae
    If we order hot food with this onigiri...
[01:28] Umina
    ...can we get a set meal discount on it?
[01:31] Adam
    Let me ask the manager.
[01:32] Both
    Okay!
[01:34] Tsukiko
    I'd like to pay for this.
[01:39] Tsukiko
    Okay, 480 yen...
[01:45] Tsukiko
    Are you okay?
[01:47] Tsukiko
    Working this event must be rough.
[01:48] Tsukiko
    Hang in there, okay?
[01:51] Adam
    Why doesn't she react when
    she sees Mutou-san's face?
[01:56] Mangaer
    Everyone else screams...
[02:00] Manager
    Adam-kun.
[02:01] Manager
    Don't forget to spray your Li'l Steamy
    with deodorizer when you're done with it.
[02:04] Adam
    I forgot...
[02:06] Manager
    Try to stay on your toes until
    you're all done. This is work, after all.
[02:09] Adam
    What happened to relaxing and
    taking a broader perspective?
[02:13] Manager
    It depends on the situation.
[02:15] Adam
    So I need a broader perspective,
    to stay on my toes, but also be flexible...
[02:19] Adam
    Man, it's a lot to keep in mind.
[02:27] Adam
    Thank you.
[02:31] Adam
    I've realized the truth.
[02:32] Adam
    About how nice a guy he is.
[02:38] Adam
    It's delicious.
[02:40] Adam
    But I can't help but be curious.
[02:42] Adam
    Listen...
[02:45] Adam
    Never mind.
[02:52] Adam
    I've realized the truth.
[02:55] Adam
    And that's why I'm losing my head...
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