E10 - Akiba's Neck

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SIGN    That is the
    Bottleneck
SIGN    That is the
    Bottleneck
SIGN    That is the
    Bottleneck
[00:03] (Flashback) OL
    Oh, right, you can't eat rice.
[00:06] (Flashback) Tsukiko
    It's not like I have an allergy, but yeah...
[00:08] (Flashback) Tsukiko
    I definitely don't like it.
[00:11] Mutou
    To think Lady Tsuki would hate rice...
[00:14] Mutou
    Then, I shall craft an onigiri that
    she will not recognize as such!
[00:19] Akiba
    The name's Akiba. I'm in a band.
[00:21] Akiba
    Right now, we're kinda on a hiatus
    while we figure out our direction.
[00:25] Manager
    Oh, that's my phone. Sorry.
[00:27] Akbia
    Don't mind us!
[00:28] Manager
    Hello? Oh, Ueno-kun?
[00:30] Adam
    I'll show you the ropes. Come.
[00:31] Akiba
    Ah, gotcha. Right behind you.
[00:35] Manager
    Okay. Just let me know
    when you're feeling better.
[00:39] Manager
    Such a shame about Ueno-kun,
    not being here for your last day...
[00:43] Manager
    Ah, sorry, it's my phone again.
[00:46] Manager
    Hello?
[00:47] Manager
    Oh, um, I wanted to thank
    you again for Sunday...
[00:53] Sign/Ueno
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[00:53] Sign/Ueno
    To Tabata-san
[00:53] Sign/Ueno
    Thanks for everything.
[00:53] Sign/Ueno
    Ueno
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[00:54] Sign/Ueno
    To Tabata-san
[00:54] Sign/Ueno
    Thanks for everything.
[00:54] Sign/Ueno
    Ueno
[00:54] Sign/Ueno
    To Tabata-san. Thanks for everything. Ueno.
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[00:54] Sign/Ueno
    To Tabata-san
[00:54] Sign/Ueno
    Thanks for everything.
[00:54] Sign/Ueno
    Ueno
[01:01] Akiba
    That's punk as hell!
[01:02] Akiba
    This dude's got no head!
[01:04] Adam
    Don't comment on someone's looks.
[01:06] Akiba
    This is, like, a biological mystery!
    Can I get a selfie with you?
[01:08] Adam
    No. Absolutely not.
[01:10] Akiba
    Aw, c'mon! He's just so damn punk!
[01:13] Sorae
    Come on, we're begging you.
[01:13] Umina
    Pretty, pretty please!
[01:15] Mutou
    That's Lady Tsuki's voice!
[01:17] Mutou
    Okay!
[01:18] Akiba
    Wait, what's up?
[01:19] Umina
    We'll do anything! Please!
[01:20] Sorae
    Come on!
[01:22] Sorae
    You just have to come on Friday, 
    Tsukiko. We don't have enough girls.
[01:25] Umina
    You need a new love in your life, Tsukiko!
[01:28] Mutou
    As long as she does not
    suspect that it is rice...
[01:29] Sorae
    Jeez, it's such a waste.
[01:29] Black sign
    Tasty bread festival
[01:29] Black sign
    Tasty bread festival
[01:30] Word balloon sign
    Special
[01:30] Word balloon sign
    Special
[01:30] Word balloon sign
    Special
[01:30] Word balloon sign
    Special
[01:30] Umina
    You'll never be younger
    than you are right now!
[01:32] Akiba
    Oh man, those are cute!
[01:35] Mutou
    Once she tastes it, I am certain
    she will realize who I am...
[01:37] Sorae
    How cute!
[01:38] Umina
    Wanna get an onigiri today, Tsukiko?
[01:41] Tsukiko
    I think I'll have a bun again today.
[01:43] Umina
    Buns are really good!
[01:43] Mutou
    I have failed again...
[01:44] Sorae
    It's so hard to eat just one.
[01:45] Umina
    I know what you mean!
[01:46] Sorae
    Right?
[01:47] Umina
    They're so good. Like, buttered rolls and that.
[01:49] Akiba
    Hey, miss!
[01:50] Akiba
    I think Mutou-san wants
    you to try his onigiri.
[01:54] Mutou
    Sir Akiba?!
[01:55] Adam
    Akiba-san!
[01:56] Akiba
    Couldn't you just give it a try this once?
[01:58] Adam
    You can't do that.
[01:59] Akiba
    But it's not like he can
    talk to her like that.
[02:01] Akiba
    Ah! Oh! Um...
[02:04] Akiba
    Wait, Mutou-san! This is your chance!
[02:10] Ueno
    We apologize for the trouble.
[02:11] Adam
    Tabata-san...
[02:12] Tsukiko
    Oh, no, it's fine.
[02:14] Tabata
    Here are some coupons as an apology.
    They're good through to March next year.
[02:18] Tsukiko
    Thank you so much.
[02:19] Tsukiko
    But unfortunately, I won't be
    coming here much longer...
[02:24] Mutou
    Lady Tsuki recognizing me...
[02:27] Mutou
    Just the thought made me panic.
[02:29] Mutou
    If she realizes I have no head,
    she might stop coming to the store.
[02:33] Mutou
    I may be better off simply
    admiring her from a distance...
[02:37] Manager
    Hello? What's wrong, Ueno-kun?
[02:39] Manager
    Yeah, it's the manager. What's wrong?
[02:40] Akiba
    This is bad, Mutou-san!
    That lady's getting transferred soon!
[02:42] Manager
    You saw what exactly?
[02:44] Manager
    What? Mutou-kun's face?
[02:45] Akiba
    That's seriously bad
    news for you, Mutou-san!
[02:48] Manager
    O-Onigiri?
[02:49] Akiba
    You won't get to see her anymore!
[02:51] Mutou
    God truly is cruel...
[02:52] Akiba
    Aw man, this sucks! This sucks hard!
[02:54] Tabata
    I don't think you need to give up just yet.
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