# E10 - Akiba's Neck
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***SIGN*** That is the
Bottleneck
***SIGN*** That is the
Bottleneck
***SIGN*** That is the
Bottleneck
**[00:03] (Flashback) OL**
Oh, right, you can't eat rice.
**[00:06] (Flashback) Tsukiko**
It's not like I have an allergy, but yeah...
**[00:08] (Flashback) Tsukiko**
I definitely don't like it.
**[00:11] Mutou**
*To think Lady Tsuki would hate rice...*
**[00:14] Mutou**
* Then, I shall craft an onigiri that*
* she will not recognize as such!*
**[00:19] Akiba**
The name's Akiba. I'm in a band.
**[00:21] Akiba**
Right now, we're kinda on a hiatus
while we figure out our direction.
**[00:25] Manager**
Oh, that's my phone. Sorry.
**[00:27] Akbia**
Don't mind us!
**[00:28] Manager**
Hello? Oh, Ueno-kun?
**[00:30] Adam**
I'll show you the ropes. Come.
**[00:31] Akiba**
Ah, gotcha. Right behind you.
**[00:35] Manager**
Okay. Just let me know
when you're feeling better.
**[00:39] Manager**
Such a shame about Ueno-kun,
not being here for your last day...
**[00:43] Manager**
Ah, sorry, it's my phone again.
**[00:46] Manager**
Hello?
**[00:47] Manager**
Oh, um, I wanted to thank
you again for Sunday...
**[00:53] Sign/Ueno**
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**[00:53] Sign/Ueno**
To Tabata-san
**[00:53] Sign/Ueno**
Thanks for everything.
**[00:53] Sign/Ueno**
Ueno
**[00:54] Sign/Ueno**
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**[00:54] Sign/Ueno**
To Tabata-san
**[00:54] Sign/Ueno**
Thanks for everything.
**[00:54] Sign/Ueno**
Ueno
**[00:54] Sign/Ueno**
*To Tabata-san. Thanks for everything. Ueno.*
**[00:54] Sign/Ueno**
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**[00:54] Sign/Ueno**
To Tabata-san
**[00:54] Sign/Ueno**
Thanks for everything.
**[00:54] Sign/Ueno**
Ueno
**[01:01] Akiba**
That's punk as hell!
**[01:02] Akiba**
This dude's got no head!
**[01:04] Adam**
Don't comment on someone's looks.
**[01:06] Akiba**
This is, like, a biological mystery!
Can I get a selfie with you?
**[01:08] Adam**
No. Absolutely not.
**[01:10] Akiba**
Aw, c'mon! He's just so damn *punk*!
**[01:13] Sorae**
Come on, we're begging you.
**[01:13] Umina**
Pretty, pretty please!
**[01:15] Mutou**
*That's Lady Tsuki's voice!*
**[01:17] Mutou**
*Okay!*
**[01:18] Akiba**
Wait, what's up?
**[01:19] Umina**
We'll do anything! *Please*!
**[01:20] Sorae**
Come on!
**[01:22] Sorae**
You just *have* to come on Friday,
Tsukiko. We don't have enough girls.
**[01:25] Umina**
You need a new love in your life, Tsukiko!
**[01:28] Mutou**
* As long as she does not*
* suspect that it is rice...*
**[01:29] Sorae**
Jeez, it's such a waste.
**[01:29] Black sign**
Tasty bread festival
**[01:29] Black sign**
Tasty bread festival
**[01:30] Word balloon sign**
Special
**[01:30] Word balloon sign**
Special
**[01:30] Word balloon sign**
Special
**[01:30] Word balloon sign**
Special
**[01:30] Umina**
You'll never be younger
than you are right now!
**[01:32] Akiba**
Oh man, those are cute!
**[01:35] Mutou**
* Once she tastes it, I am certain*
* she will realize who I am...*
**[01:37] Sorae**
How cute!
**[01:38] Umina**
Wanna get an onigiri today, Tsukiko?
**[01:41] Tsukiko**
I think I'll have a bun again today.
**[01:43] Umina**
Buns are really good!
**[01:43] Mutou**
*I have failed again...*
**[01:44] Sorae**
It's so hard to eat just one.
**[01:45] Umina**
I know what you mean!
**[01:46] Sorae**
Right?
**[01:47] Umina**
They're *so* good. Like, buttered rolls and that.
**[01:49] Akiba**
Hey, miss!
**[01:50] Akiba**
I think Mutou-san wants
you to try his onigiri.
**[01:54] Mutou**
*Sir Akiba?!*
**[01:55] Adam**
Akiba-san!
**[01:56] Akiba**
Couldn't you just give it a try this once?
**[01:58] Adam**
You can't do that.
**[01:59] Akiba**
But it's not like he can
talk to her like that.
**[02:01] Akiba**
*Ah! Oh! Um...*
**[02:04] Akiba**
Wait, Mutou-san! This is your chance!
**[02:10] Ueno**
We apologize for the trouble.
**[02:11] Adam**
Tabata-san...
**[02:12] Tsukiko**
Oh, no, it's fine.
**[02:14] Tabata**
Here are some coupons as an apology.
They're good through to March next year.
**[02:18] Tsukiko**
Thank you so much.
**[02:19] Tsukiko**
But unfortunately, I won't be
coming here much longer...
**[02:24] Mutou**
*Lady Tsuki recognizing me...*
**[02:27] Mutou**
*Just the thought made me panic.*
**[02:29] Mutou**
* If she realizes I have no head,*
* she might stop coming to the store.*
**[02:33] Mutou**
* I may be better off simply*
* admiring her from a distance...*
**[02:37] Manager**
Hello? What's wrong, Ueno-kun?
**[02:39] Manager**
Yeah, it's the manager. What's wrong?
**[02:40] Akiba**
This is bad, Mutou-san!
That lady's getting transferred soon!
**[02:42] Manager**
You saw what exactly?
**[02:44] Manager**
What? Mutou-kun's face?
**[02:45] Akiba**
That's seriously bad
news for you, Mutou-san!
**[02:48] Manager**
O-Onigiri?
**[02:49] Akiba**
You won't get to see her anymore!
**[02:51] Mutou**
*God truly is cruel...*
**[02:52] Akiba**
Aw man, this sucks! This sucks hard!
**[02:54] Tabata**
I don't think you need to give up *just* yet.
***SIGN*** Episode 10 "Akiba's Neck"