Season 1

E1 - Otsuka's Neck

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SIGN    That is the
    Bottleneck
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[00:07] Otsuka
    Damn, I'm gonna be late again.
[00:11] Otsuka
    Why'd she even leave her
    house with all that crap?
[00:16] Otsuka
    Oh, wow, I guess hypocrites
    like that really do exist.
[00:20] Tabata
    So once you've got that down,
    you can make the rice balls...
[00:23] Otsuka
    Huh? We have to cook, too?
[00:26] Otsuka
    Can I opt out of that?
[00:28] Tabata
    I guess.
[00:29] Otsuka
    Still, you don't get a lot
    of customers in here, huh?
[00:32] Otsuka
    Serving them is the one area
    where I struggle, so it's a relief.
[00:35] Otsuka
    I lose my head every time.
[00:36] Manager
    Ah, Otsuka-kun. Go ahead and take your break.
[00:39] Otsuka
    Oh, sure thing.
[00:44] Otsuka
    Something smells good...
[00:46] Otsuka
    Looks good too!
[00:49] Otsuka
    S-Sorry.
[00:53] Otsuka
    That guy who was cooking...
[00:56] Manager
    Oh, Mutou-kun is here today.
[00:58] Otsuka
    Mutou-san?
[00:59] Manager
    That's him.
[01:02] Otsuka
    Did... a guy like that always work here?
[01:06] Otsuka
    Crows?!
[01:08] Manager
    I see Mutou-kun is as popular as ever.
[01:11] Manager
    Animals have a real
    affinity for him, you see.
[01:14] Otsuka
    Gross...
[01:16] Otsuka
    Oh, nothing!
[01:17] Otsuka
    Wait, isn't he...
[01:20] Otsuka
    The guy from before!
[01:23] Manager
    Otsuka-kun, if you have any questions,
    feel free to ask Mutou-kun.
[01:26] Manager
    He has a heart of gold.
[01:29] Otsuka
    So he's nice and a good cook, huh?
[01:31] Otsuka
    If he's good-looking too,
    I might just have to curse god.
[01:34] Otsuka
    Okay, I'll pretend to say hello
    and get a peek at his face.
[01:38] Bread sign
    Tasty
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    Tasty
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    Tasty
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    Tasty
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[01:39] Otsuka
    H-Hi, I'm Otsuka. I'm still in training, but...
[01:45] Otsuka
    I can almost see his face—
[01:49] Otsuka
    Is it me, or is that Mutou-san guy kind of a creep?
[01:53] Otsuka
    Wait, don't you know him, Adam-san?
[01:56] Adam
    Mutou-san's a nice guy.
[01:59] Mutou
    He is? How, exactly?
[02:01] Sign
    Riceball Fair!!
[02:02] Sign
    Riceball Fair!!
[02:02] Sign
    Riceball Fair!!
[02:03] Otsuka
    What's with this guy?
    Pretending to be a saint...
[02:10] Otsuka
    I honestly don't care about his face anymore,
[02:11] Otsuka
    but I want to get in on what he's cooking.
[02:14] Otsuka
    That "friend to all animals"
    act doesn't let up, huh?
[02:16] Otsuka
    But that means I've got a chance...
[02:19] Otsuka
    Wait, did he put this out
    for me?! There's no way...
[02:25] Otsuka
    It's good! So good!
[02:29] Otsuka
    S-Sorry.
[02:30] Otsuka
    U-Uh, it was really, really good.
[02:33] Otsuka
    L-Listen... My name is Otsuka.
    I just realized I've never really—
[02:43] Manager
    Otsuka-kun's stopped coming in.
[02:45] Manager
    Why do all our new hires quit straight away?
[02:49] Manager
    And we seem to be running
    out of rice so fast lately...
[02:52] Adam
    I know the truth.
[02:55] Adam
    About what Mutou-san is doing...
SIGN    Episode 1 "Otsuka's Neck"

E2 - Oda's Neck

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SIGN    That is the
    Bottleneck
SIGN    That is the
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[00:07] Manager
    We're going to need to look for more help.
[00:10] Manager
    Why are people so quick to quit nowadays?
[00:13] Manager
    Is it a millennial thing?
[00:15] Adam
    Millennial?
[00:16] Manager
    Wait, maybe it's Gen Z?
[00:18] Adam
    Gen Z? What happened to Y?
[00:24] Manager
    Oh, it's Nekomaru. I guess
    he's taken a liking to Mutou-kun.
[00:27] Manager
    He's pretty gentle.
[00:31] Adam
    It's that guy again.
[00:32] Manager
    He's a little intimidating, isn't he?
[00:37] Manager
    Welcome.
[00:38] Adam
    Welcome.
[00:39] Oda
    'Sup.
[00:40] Oda
    Dear Ma, how are ya?
[00:42] Oda
    I reckon the only reason I've
    survived this last year in the big city
[00:46] Oda
    is 'cause of this place.
[00:48] Oda
    It's real relaxin' in here,
    just like back home.
[00:54] Oda
    They even put out face lotion!
[00:55] Oda
    Ma, the bathroom here
    sparkles with hospitality!
[00:59] Oda
    Somebody workin' here really knows
    how to make folks feel welcome, Ma!
[01:11] Oda
    I got a real basic routine here.
[01:14] Oda
    Simple is best. First, I grab an onigiri.
[01:18] Oda
    Huh, this onigiri...
    Were they always this slick?
[01:24] Oda
    L-Let me get some, uh, hijiki and...
[01:26] Manager
    Hijiki seaweed and a half-serving
    of stewed taro, right?
[01:30] Oda
    Y-Yeah, and, uh...
[01:31] Manager
    One hot coffee, right?
[01:33] Oda
    Y-Yeah.
[01:35] Oda
    They already remember
    my face and my order, Ma!
[01:39] Oda
    Maybe next time, I'll ask for "the usual"!
[01:44] Oda
    Eyes must be playin' tricks.
    Anyway, time to eat.
[01:52] Oda
    Damn, that's good!
[01:53] Oda
    Simple but nostalgic,
    just like what Ma used to make!
[01:58] Oda
    My little moment of peace!
[02:01] Oda
    Only problem with this place
    is the onigiri are a little funny.
[02:05] Oda
    It's a delicate dish where the person makin'
    it has a big influence on how it turns out...
[02:10] Oda
    And I can't help wishin' it was better.
[02:12] Oda
    But it ain't nothin' to lose my head over...
[02:17] Oda
    Hang on a sec!
[02:19] Oda
    Is this the same onigiri
    this place usually serves?!
[02:21] Oda
    It's so damn good! The rice is different
    and so's how it's been cooked!
[02:24] Oda
    Aw, Ma, I'm real sorry,
[02:26] Oda
    but I think this is even better than yours!
[02:29] Adam
    He looks happy.
[02:32] Oda
    That was real good...
[02:34] Oda
    Wish I could get a look at whoever made it.
[02:40] Oda
    I keep seein' this guy lately...
[02:44] Oda
    He's got rice on him?! Could it be...
[02:48] Oda
    'S-Scuse me...
[02:50] Oda
    Y-You the guy who made that onigiri?

E3 - The Manager's Neck

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SIGN    That is the
    Bottleneck
SIGN    That is the
    Bottleneck
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[00:03] Manager
    That man with the sunglasses
    hasn't come by lately.
[00:06] Manager
    It's not just him, either.
[00:08] Manager
    A lot of our regulars have stopped coming.
[00:09] Sorae
    The onigiri's gotten really good lately.
[00:10] Manager
    And yet...
[00:11] Umina
    I know, right? I even eat two sometimes!
[00:13] Sorae
    Seriously?
[00:14] Manager
    Our onigiri's getting better buzz.
[00:16] Manager
    And the person who makes it is...
[00:24] Manager
    That show last night was pretty funny.
[00:29] Manager
    People will think I'm creepy
    if I talk to myself...
[00:35] Manager
    Mutou-kun?
[00:37] Manager
    A coffee for me?
[00:39] Manager
    He's useful to have around, a good cook,
[00:43] Manager
    and more than anything, he's considerate.
[00:46] Manager
    And yet, I've never had
    a real conversation with him.
[00:49] Bread sign
    Tasty
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    Tasty
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    Tasty
[00:49] Bread sign
    Bread
[00:49] Bread sign
    Bread
[00:49] Banner sign
    Extra onigiri in stock!!
[00:49] Banner sign
    Extra onigiri in stock!!
[00:49] Banner sign
    Extra onigiri in stock!!
[00:50] Manager
    I have no idea what goes on in his head.
[00:52] Manager
    Come to think of it, I'm not
    even sure what he looks like...
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    Tasty bread festival
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[00:58] Tsukiko
    One sec! I'm gonna grab a bun.
[01:00] Coworker
    Okay.
[01:02] Tsukiko
    Huh? Why's there onigiri here?
[01:05] Tsukiko
    Where'd all the bread go?
[01:11] Coworker
    You done yet, Tsukiko?
[01:13] Tsukiko
    Yeah, coming!
[01:18] Manager
    I started wearing a mask over a decade ago.
[01:21] Manager
    I've always had this tic where
    I smile when I get nervous,
[01:24] Manager
    and it kept getting me in trouble.
[01:26] Manager
    No one gets mad now that I wear a mask.
[01:29] Manager
    But the result... is this.
[01:31] Manager
    I'm too embarrassed to face
    anyone without it now.
[01:34] Manager
    If I didn't have this darn mask tan...
[01:34] Flyer Sign
    To all those searching for love:
    About our matchmaking service
[01:37] Manager
    I'm really losing my head over it.
[01:41] Manager
    Did I imagine that?
[01:43] Tabata
    Hey.
[01:47] Tabata
    Whoa, what?
[01:48] Manager
    Uh, good morning. How are you?
[01:51] Tabata
    Just came in to get my uniform.
[01:55] Manager
    I really did lose my head...
[01:57] Manager
    I can put the mask on and be the boss,
[01:59] Manager
    but nothing about me has really changed.
[02:01] Manager
    I'm as bad with people as I've ever been.
[02:12] Tabata
    The manager's kinda... y'know.
[02:15] David
    Kinda what?
[02:16] Tabata
    Creepy.
[02:17] David
    He creeps you out?
[02:19] Tabata
    In a good way.
[02:21] David
    You can be creeped out in a good way?
[02:26] Manager
    Tabata-san, you can go ahead
    and take your break.
[02:32] Manager
    What? What is it? What's so funny?
[02:35] Tabata
    You do that kinda thing too,
    boss? That's a surprise.
[02:41] David
    What a nice smile.
[02:43] Tabata
    You look better that way.
[02:46] Manager
    He really got me...
[02:48] David
    The manager's a nice guy.
[02:50] David
    It's just that nobody notices.
[02:53] Customer
    Excuse me, where is the looseleaf—
[02:59] David
    Nobody... notices.

E4 - Tabata's Neck

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SIGN    That is the
    Bottleneck
SIGN    That is the
    Bottleneck
SIGN    That is the
    Bottleneck
[00:08] Adam
    I've never seen produce like that before...
[00:12] Tabata
    Lately, it feels like my boyfriend
    takes longer to respond.
SIGN    BF
[00:16] Tabata
    I took this job so I could move in with him
    and stop the long-distance thing...
[00:18] ---
    But I'm getting more and more anxious.
[00:20] Adam
    The boss'll get on you about the phone.
[00:24] Tabata
    But I can't see him...
[00:27] Tabata
    And I'm losing my head over it.
[00:29] Sorae
    That place the other day was great.
[00:30] Adam
    Welcome.
[00:31] Umina
    Yeah, seriously.
[00:31] Tabata
    Welcome...
[00:32] Sorae
    We should go back again!
[00:37] Black sign
    Tasty bread festival
[00:37] Black sign
    Tasty bread festival
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[00:38] Sorae
    I'm in the mood for bread today.
[00:40] Umina
    I wouldn't turn down some onigiri.
[00:43] Tsukiko
    Huh? All the buns are gone.
[00:45] Tsukiko
    There's just onigiri.
[00:47] Umina
    Hm, how about some onigiri instead, then?
[00:49] Sorae
    Sure.
[00:50] Tsukiko
    I think I might get the soup.
[00:53] Umina
    Oh, soup is great!
[00:53] Sorae
    Soup sounds good. It really warms you up.
[00:55] Umina
    Ah, I just love it!
[00:58] Tabata
    No response at all...
[00:59] ---
    Am I being too clingy?
[01:02] Ueno
    Good morning.
[01:05] Tabata
    Ueno-san, take over for me.
[01:08] Ueno
    My shift hasn't started yet.
[01:09] Tabata
    I gotta go do something.
[01:11] Ueno
    Tsk.
[01:17] Tabata
    He's not answering?
[01:18] ---
    Why not?
[01:19] ---
    What's going on?
[01:22] Tabata
    Can I help you?
[01:23] ---
    If you've got something to say, just say it.
[01:26] Tabata
    What's so fun about
    making onigiri all day long?
[01:30] Tabata
    Hello?
[01:34] Sign
    Matchmaking
[01:34] Sign
    Matchmaking
[01:35] Adam
    I finished putting out the stock.
[01:38] Tabata
    Come on, why aren't you answering?
[01:40] Manager
    Tabata-san, that's not very professional.
[01:43] Tabata
    Sorry.
[01:44] Manager
    The others have been complaining
    about having to cover for you.
[01:49] Adam
    I-I-It wasn't me!
[01:51] Manager
    You are being paid, so could you please...
[01:53] Manager
    Ah, Tabata-san...
SIGN    BF
[01:57] Tabata
    Ugh, I hate everything.
[02:02] Tabata
    Please just throw it away.
[02:03] ---
    I wouldn't get so hung up
    on waiting if I didn't have it.
[02:06] Tabata
    Everything just seems to go wrong...
[02:11] Tabata
    Onigiri?
[02:13] Tabata
    Come to think of it, I haven't eaten yet.
[02:19] Tabata
    What the heck? It's good...
[02:22] Tabata
    So good!
[02:26] Tabata
    Wow, how hungry was I?
[02:29] Tabata
    Hello? Sorry about before.
[02:32] Tabata
    Listen, I really want to see you so we can talk...
[02:36] Manager
    Maybe I was too hard on her.
[02:38] Manager
    I wonder if Tabata-san's going to quit.
[02:41] Customer
    Ah, thank you so much for
    getting him to stop crying!
[02:46] Adam
    I've realized the truth.
[02:48] Tsukiko
    Do you like babies?
[02:51] Tsukiko
    You did a great job of calming
    him down. I'm impressed!
[02:55] Adam
    She saw Mutou-san's face, but wasn't shocked?
[02:58] Adam
    How?
SIGN    Episode 4 "Tabata's Neck"

E5 - Adam's Neck

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SIGN    That is the
    Bottleneck
SIGN    That is the
    Bottleneck
SIGN    That is the
    Bottleneck
[00:03] Adam
    I've realized the truth.
[00:06] Adam
    He's different from everyone else.
[00:09] Adam
    Why exactly is he here?
[00:11] Adam
    And what's going on with his face?
[00:13] Manager
    Adam-kun.
[00:15] Manager
    Put on a Li'l Steamy mask.
[00:17] Manager
    It's embarrassing if it's just me.
[00:19] Adam
    But it stinks.
[00:21] Manager
    It's the store's mascot.
[00:23] Manager
    And it's our five-year anniversary
    event, so just bear with it.
[00:26] Adam
    I really don't want to.
[00:28] Manager
    Mutou-kun put one on.
[00:33] Manager
    See?
[00:34] Manager
    It won't be so bad if everyone's wearing one.
[00:40] Manager
    Looking good.
[00:42] Adam
    Who exactly is this event
    supposed to benefit?
[00:44] Manager
    Now, Adam-kun, could you
    go restock the shelves?
[00:47] Manager
    Welcome.
[00:47] Adam
    I've realized the truth.
[00:50] Adam
    No one listens to a thing I say.
[00:55] Manager
    That'll be 570 yen.
[00:57] Adam
    People don't pay much attention
    to what others have to say.
[01:01] Manager
    Thank you very much.
[01:03] Adam
    And we all take so much for granted.
[01:06] Manager
    I think you just need to learn
    to relax a little, Adam-kun.
[01:10] Manager
    You know, take a broader perspective on life.
[01:12] Adam
    A broader perspective?
[01:14] Mangaer
    Exactly.
[01:15] Adam
    It's easy to take things for granted. But...
[01:20] Adam
    This is one thing I just can't gloss over.
[01:21] Sorae
    Hey, a five-year anniversary event!
[01:22] Umina
    110 yen for onigiri! Wow!
[01:25] Adam
    Hey—
[01:26] Sorae
    Excuse me!
[01:27] Sorae
    If we order hot food with this onigiri...
[01:28] Umina
    ...can we get a set meal discount on it?
[01:31] Adam
    Let me ask the manager.
[01:32] Both
    Okay!
[01:34] Tsukiko
    I'd like to pay for this.
[01:39] Tsukiko
    Okay, 480 yen...
[01:45] Tsukiko
    Are you okay?
[01:47] Tsukiko
    Working this event must be rough.
[01:48] Tsukiko
    Hang in there, okay?
[01:51] Adam
    Why doesn't she react when
    she sees Mutou-san's face?
[01:56] Mangaer
    Everyone else screams...
[02:00] Manager
    Adam-kun.
[02:01] Manager
    Don't forget to spray your Li'l Steamy
    with deodorizer when you're done with it.
[02:04] Adam
    I forgot...
[02:06] Manager
    Try to stay on your toes until
    you're all done. This is work, after all.
[02:09] Adam
    What happened to relaxing and
    taking a broader perspective?
[02:13] Manager
    It depends on the situation.
[02:15] Adam
    So I need a broader perspective,
    to stay on my toes, but also be flexible...
[02:19] Adam
    Man, it's a lot to keep in mind.
[02:27] Adam
    Thank you.
[02:31] Adam
    I've realized the truth.
[02:32] Adam
    About how nice a guy he is.
[02:38] Adam
    It's delicious.
[02:40] Adam
    But I can't help but be curious.
[02:42] Adam
    Listen...
[02:45] Adam
    Never mind.
[02:52] Adam
    I've realized the truth.
[02:55] Adam
    And that's why I'm losing my head...
SIGN    Episode 5 "Adam's Neck"

E6 - Mutou's Neck

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SIGN    That is the
    Bottleneck
SIGN    That is the
    Bottleneck
SIGN    That is the
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[00:01] Tabata
    Mutou-san, you put the signage
    in the wrong spot again.
[00:03] Mutou
    My name is not actually Mutou.
[00:06] Tabata
    Try not to put them on the
    items that aren't freshly made.
[00:09] Mutou
    My name is Yakichi. Not Mutou.
[00:12] Mutou
    However, due to my inability to speak at
    the moment, the name I have been given is...
[00:16] Tabata
    Mutou-san, could you handle
    the purchase order, too?
[00:19] Mutou
    Denied of the chance to have my face seen...
[00:21] Mutou
    What has become of this country?
[00:25] Tabata
    Manager, the purchase order.
[00:26] Manager
    Sure, I'll get on it.
[00:28] Mutou
    However, while wearing this,
    my lack of a head is of little concern.
[00:32] Mutou
    In fact, whether or not I have a face at all
    seems of no great importance in this place.
[00:37] Manager
    Oh, welcome.
[00:39] Mom
    Okay, what should we get today?
[00:40] Red son
    I want onigiri!
[00:41] Mom
    Onigiri?
[00:42] Blue son
    Me too! The onigiri here is super yummy!
[00:44] Mom
    Okay.
[00:45] Mutou
    Their praise warms me so.
[00:50] Mutou
    Swift as ever, Nekomaru.
[00:51] Mutou
    Fitting, for a cat.
[00:53] Mutou
    Though, I did not know
    that cats liked to eat rice.
[00:56] Manager
    Nekomaru really is fond of you,
    isn't he, Mutou-kun?
[00:59] Manager
    You love to see it.
[01:01] Mutou
    I believe Nekomaru is fond of the rice, not me.
[01:04] Mutou
    But if thinking that brings
    Sir Manager comfort, then so be it.
[01:09] Mutou
    I should use this chance
    to replenish my skin...
[01:12] ---
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[01:12] Locker Sign
    Mutou
    (No Head)
[01:12] ---
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[01:12] ---
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[01:13] ---
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[01:13] Locker Sign
    Mutou
    (No Head)
[01:14] Mutou
    The way dry skin flakes off is truly tiresome.
[01:17] Mutou
    And it has suddenly gotten
    warm in the last few days...
[01:20] Manager
    Welcome.
[01:21] OLs
    I'm so hungry!
[01:24] OLs
    Work really builds up an appetite, huh?
[01:26] OLs
    They say hot food is the best pick-me-up.
[01:28] OLs
    Getting a bun again, Tsukiko?
[01:30] Tsukiko
    Good question...
    Something hot might be nice, too.
[01:34] Mutou
    I must make haste!
[01:35] Black sign
    Tasty bread festival
[01:36] Black sign
    Tasty bread festival
[01:36] Word balloon sign
    Special
[01:36] Word balloon sign
    Special
[01:38] Tsukiko
    Guess I'll get a bun like always.
[01:38] Black sign
    Tasty bread festival
[01:38] Black sign
    Tasty bread festival
[01:38] Black sign
    Tasty bread festival
[01:39] Word balloon sign
    Special
[01:39] Word balloon sign
    Special
[01:41] Tsukiko
    Huh. Nothing but onigiri again.
[01:43] Mutou
    Now... Please take an onigiri.
[01:46] OLs
    You decided yet, Tsukiko?
[01:48] OLs
    Yeah, did ya?
[01:49] Tsukiko
    I think I'll get something hot, too.
[01:50] Mutou
    Another failed attempt...
[01:53] Adam
    Good morn—
[01:56] Adam
    Mutou-san? What in the world are you?
[01:58] Adam
    And what happened to you?
[02:00] Tabata
    Thanks for coming.
[02:01] OL
    Let's head back to the office and eat!
[02:03] OL
    Ready... go!
[02:06] Tsukiko
    Hey, wait up!
[02:07] Mutou
    How much time must pass before she notices?
[02:12] Tabata
    Do I have to decide right now?
    I'd like some time to think it over.
[02:17] Mutou
    Forgive me, Miss Tabata!
[02:20] Adam
    Huh? Where'd Mutou-san go?
[02:27] Mutou
    I cannot face her like this...
[02:31] Mutou
    A face... I am truly envious.
[02:36] Tsukiko
    Excuse me! Could you pick that up for me?
[02:40] Mutou
    Uh, um, er...
[02:42] Tsukiko
    Thank you so much! I would've
    had to go get another copy made.
[02:47] Tsukiko
    You saved me!
[02:48] Tsukiko
    I need to get going.
[02:50] Mutou
    But why?
[02:51] Mutou
    How can she see me like this and still smile?
[02:55] Mutou
    Do you truly not remember...
[02:58] Mutou
    ...Lady Tsuki?
SIGN    Episode 6 "Mutou's Neck"

E7 - Ueno's Neck

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SIGN    That is the
    Bottleneck
SIGN    That is the
    Bottleneck
SIGN    That is the
    Bottleneck
[00:00] Manager
    I've had complaints about your attitude.
[00:03] Manager
    You need to realize complaints
    about you reflect badly on the store.
[00:05] Manager
    Isn't that right, Mutou-kun?
[00:07] Manager
    Ueno-kun, are you listening?
[00:09] Ueno
    Yeah...
[00:10] Manager
    I'm going to step out for a bit,
    so watch over things, Mutou-kun.
[00:14] Ueno
    I envy Mutou-san...
[00:16] Ueno
    He doesn't talk, but he gets special treatment.
[00:18] Adam
    Cheer up.
[00:19] Ueno
    I don't talk either, but no one listens to me.
[00:23] Ueno
    Not talking makes it easier.
    Means I don't lose my head...
[00:28] Adam
    Welcome.
[00:29] Mutou
    Lady Tsuki?!
[00:30] OLs
    What should we get?
[00:31] OLs
    Tsukiko should've come with us!
[00:33] Ueno
    Oh, right...
[00:34] Ueno
    I was up till the early hours
    making this, meaning I barely slept.
[00:38] Ueno
    I love stuffed animals.
[00:40] Ueno
    They don't talk, they're not the boss of you...
[00:42] Ueno
    You make them, play with them,
    and when you get bored...
[00:46] OLs
    Excuse me!
[00:48] OLs
    Instant rice porridge packets...
[00:49] Ueno
    And when you get bored, you get rid of them.
[00:49] OLs
    Could you point us to 'em?
[00:52] Ueno
    I wonder when I started seeing stuffed
    animals instead of people's faces...
[00:56] Adam
    Ueno-san.
[00:57] Adam
    You need to answer them.
[00:59] Ueno
    But for some reason,
    Mutou-san's face looks like an onigiri.
[01:04] Ueno
    Oh well.
[01:06] Manager
    Ueno-kun?
[01:07] Manager
    Ueno-kun!
[01:09] Manager
    Don't space out, okay?
[01:10] ---
    Okay.
[01:11] Adam
    Nice outfit.
[01:13] Manager
    I've been trying matchmaking lately.
[01:15] Adam
    Matchmaking?
[01:17] Manager
    I'm off to use the phone!
[01:20] Mutou
    Sir Ueno?
[01:22] Mutou
    H-How delightful!
[01:24] Mutou
    Did he craft these?
[01:26] Ueno
    Uh, these are just...
[01:28] Ueno
    Oh, c'mon, is it that weird for
    a guy to make stuffed animals?
[01:32] Ueno
    I guess it is...
[01:34] Ueno
    You guys are all so impressive.
[01:36] Ueno
    The way you just get on with your jobs...
    I have a hard time doing stuff I don't enjoy.
[01:41] Ueno
    But I guess I should be glad...
    I have a... job at all...
[01:45] Mutou
    Sir Ueno?
[01:47] Mutou
    He certainly seems exhausted.
[01:50] Mutou
    I know!
[01:53] Girls
    What are these?!
[01:54] Girls
    They're amazing!
[01:54] Ueno
    Wh-What the...
[01:56] Girls
    Seriously!
[01:56] Ueno
    Huh?
[01:57] Girls
    So cute!
[01:59] Ueno
    Wait, why are my...
[02:00] Manager
    Thank you so much, Ueno-kun.
[02:03] Manager
    I never could've come up with a display
    that appeals to young people like that.
[02:08] Ueno
    They're this happy...
    about my stuffed animals?
[02:12] Adam
    Cute things are supposed to be looked at.
[02:18] Ueno
    I, uh, have problems eating things
    other people have touched...
[02:22] Ueno
    You can have that one, by the way.
[02:26] Ueno
    Actually...
[02:27] Ueno
    I'll take one, thanks.
[02:33] Ueno
    Oh, nothing.
[02:40] Tsukiko
    Excuse me!
[02:41] Mutou
    Lady Tsuki?!
[02:44] Tsukiko
    Sorry, do you have any jam?
[02:47] Mutou
    Lady Tsuki!
[02:48] Tsukiko
    Thank you very much.
[02:51] Mutou
    We have met so many times...
[02:54] Mutou
    But it is as if she does
    not even recognize me.
[02:58] Mutou
    Why?
SIGN    Episode 7 "Ueno's Neck"

E8 - Yakichi's Neck

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SIGN    That is the
    Bottleneck
SIGN    That is the
    Bottleneck
SIGN    That is the
    Bottleneck
[00:03] Mutou
    It has been months since
    I revived in this era.
[00:07] Mutou
    I always assumed the loss of one's head
    would mean the end of one's life...
[00:11] Mutou
    And yet, I find myself here, alive.
[00:15] Mutou
    Although, whether this can truly
    be classed as "living" is unclear.
[00:17] Tabata
    Welcome...
[00:19] Mutou
    When people sense a discrepancy,
    they search for the source.
[00:23] Mutou
    To minimize that sensation,
    this onigiri is crucial...
[00:30] Mutou
    That was fast, Nekomaru. As a cat should be.
[00:34] Mutou
    I never would have learned that cats
    like rice if I had not revived in this era.
[00:39] Mutou
    Yes... If I had not been revived...
[00:42] Mutou
    My memories of that day are hazy, at this point.
[00:49] Mutou
    At first, I did not realize what had happened...
[00:52] Mutou
    I could not see all that well
    and I felt very... light-headed.
[00:58] Mutou
    I began to search for my head subconsciously...
[01:02] (Flashback) Salaryman
    Woo, I'm hammered...
[01:08] (Flashback) Salaryman
    M-Monster!
[01:10] Mutou
    And I happened upon this store,
    as if compelled here by fate,
[01:15] Mutou
    like I was meant to find it.
[01:17] (Flashback) Manager
    My interviewee is late...
    I wonder if something happened.
[01:21] (Flashback) Manager
    Oh, sorry!
[01:23] (Flashback) Manager
    Wait, are you here for the interview?
[01:26] (Flashback) Manager
    I've been waiting. Right this way.
[01:28] (Flashback) Manager
    This is Mutou-kun. He's joining us part-time.
[01:30] (Flashback) Everybody
    Nice to meet you.
[01:30] (Flashback) Everybody
    Nice to meet you.
[01:32] Mutou
    I was mistaken for this "Mutou" person,
[01:34] Mutou
    and began working in this store.
[01:37] Mutou
    I thought my lack of a head would be
    noticed, and I would be chased off...
[01:41] Mutou
    But no one has noticed,
[01:44] Mutou
    and I remain in this place as Mutou.
[01:50] Tabata
    You smell something?
[01:51] Mutou
    Oh, no! My body has begun to rot again!
[01:55] Manager
    Um, sorry, I'm going to take a break.
[02:00] Ueno
    What do you think's up with the boss?
[02:04] Manager
    We exchanged numbers through the
    matchmaking service, but she hasn't called.
[02:10] Manager
    Even though I've been going to a tanning
    salon to get rid of this mask tan...
[02:15] Manager
    Here we go!
[02:17] Tabata
    He shouldn't worry so much about his mask tan.
[02:20] Tabata
    I see you wear glasses now, Ueno-san.
[02:22] Ueno
    Oh, um...
[02:23] Tabata
    They look good on you.
[02:24] Ueno
    I can... see better with them.
[02:25] Tabata
    I bet.
[02:27] Tabata
    What's this cute little thing?
[02:29] Mutou
    People behave differently
    now than when I was alive.
[02:34] Mutou
    It seems people can converse
    without looking at one another...
[02:37] Mutou
    That is likely why I am still able to work here.
[02:40] Mutou
    But as to why I was revived...
[02:43] Mutou
    I can only think...
[02:45] Tsukiko
    Thank you!
[02:47] Mutou
    ...of one reason.
[02:51] (Flashback) Tsuki
    Thank you, Yakichi.
[02:54] Mutou
    Lady Tsuki...
[02:56] Mutou
    We are finally reunited, and yet...
SIGN    Episode 8 "Yakichi's Neck"

E9 - Tsukiko's Neck

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SIGN    That is the
    Bottleneck
SIGN    That is the
    Bottleneck
SIGN    That is the
    Bottleneck
[00:04] (Flashback) Yakichi
    Woof, woof.
[00:06] (Flashback) Tsuki
    Yakichi... you came to me.
[00:08] (Flashback) Yakichi
    But of course.
[00:10] (Flashback) Yakichi
    Lady Tsuki, you mentioned you wanted onigiri
    wrapped in nori seaweed, so here they are.
[00:14] (Flashback) Tsuki
    Thank you, Yakichi.
[00:15] (Flashback) Tsuki
    I wanted to enjoy them
    at least once before the end.
[00:20] (Flashback) Yakichi
    Please, do not speak as if this is the end.
[00:24] (Flashback) Tsuki
    You do not quite have
    a knack for smiling, Yakichi...
[00:26] (Flashback) Yakichi
    Here, Lady Tsuki.
[00:28] (Flashback) Yakichi
    Lady Tsuki?
[00:30] (Flashback) Yakichi
    Lady Tsuki!
[00:31] (Flashback) Yakichi
    Lady Tsuki?!
[00:31] (Flashback) BG People
    Lady Tsuki?!
[00:32] (Flashback) Yakichi
    Lady Tsuki!
[00:33] (Flashback) BG People
    Lady Tsuki?!
[00:34] (Flashback) Yakichi
    Lady Tsuki!
[00:38] Mutou
    If I could have one wish,
[00:39] Mutou
    it would be to eat onigiri wrapped
    in nori seaweed with Lady Tsuki.
[00:46] Mutou
    The same onigiri I was unable
    to feed her in her infirmity...
[00:51] Mutou
    That is my one lingering regret.
[00:54] Ueno
    Um, say...
[00:55] Mutou
    As sad as it may be to admit, I might be
    better suited to a life without a head...
[00:59] Ueno
    Y'know, do you think Tabata-san...
[01:03] Mutou
    Even when I did have a head,
    I was terrible at conveying my feelings.
[01:12] Manager
    Huh? Do you smell something funny?
[01:15] Adam
    Mutou-san has odor problems.
[01:17] Adam
    It's not as bad if it stays cool in here.
[01:20] Adam
    Welcome.
[01:21] OLs
    I think it's the dairy stuff!
[01:22] Tsuki
    You think?
[01:23] Mutou
    Lady Tsuki!
[01:23] OLs
    That's what it always
    comes down to in the end!
[01:25] OL
    Aw man, I'm so hungry!
[01:27] Adam
    That lady never seems surprised
    when she sees Mutou-san's head.
[01:31] Adam
    Maybe she has some kind of secret...
[01:34] Mutou
    Woof, woof.
[01:35] Mutou
    Lady Tsuki, look! It's the shadow of a dog!
[01:40] Mutou
    It is too bright in here for shadows!
    Curse the march of technology!
[01:44] Mutou
    I honestly do not know if what
    I am trying to do will matter...
[01:48] Mutou
    But I feel for certain that
    these onigiri are the key.
[01:49] Black sign
    Tasty bread festival
[01:50] Word balloon sign
    Special
[01:53] Manager
    Ueno-kun, do you know where
    the "Help Wanted" poster is?
[01:56] Ueno
    We're hiring?
[01:57] Manager
    Yeah.
[01:58] Manager
    Tabata-san's leaving in two weeks...
[02:01] Manager
    Didn't you know?
    She's moving in with her boyfriend.
[02:06] Manager
    There it is.
[02:11] BF
    What then?
[02:11] Tabata
    So he says: "Fine, I'll have it
    with lime." Hilarious, huh?
[02:14] BF
    It's not like it was a gin and tonic!
[02:16] Tabata
    I know, right?!
[02:18] Ueno
    Tabata-san... and some good-looking guy!
[02:21] Akiba
    Oh, hey, you're hiring? Sweet!
[02:24] OL
    Hey, Tsukiko, there's a sale
    on onigiri with nori seaweed!
[02:27] Tsukiko
    Yeah, but...
[02:28] OL
    Oh, right, you can't eat rice.
[02:31] Tsukiko
    It's not like I have an allergy, but yeah...
[02:33] Tsukiko
    I definitely don't like it.
[02:35] OL
    Let's go check out the buns then!
[02:36] Mutou
    It would seem God... can be truly cruel.
[02:40] Ueno
    The face... It's the face...
[02:43] Ueno
    In the end, it's all about the face...
[02:49] Ueno
    The face...
[02:50] Mutou
    How can I possibly get her to
    notice me if she does not eat rice?
[02:57] Mutou
    That's it. I know how!
SIGN    Episode 9 "Tsukiko's Neck"

E10 - Akiba's Neck

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SIGN    That is the
    Bottleneck
SIGN    That is the
    Bottleneck
SIGN    That is the
    Bottleneck
[00:03] (Flashback) OL
    Oh, right, you can't eat rice.
[00:06] (Flashback) Tsukiko
    It's not like I have an allergy, but yeah...
[00:08] (Flashback) Tsukiko
    I definitely don't like it.
[00:11] Mutou
    To think Lady Tsuki would hate rice...
[00:14] Mutou
    Then, I shall craft an onigiri that
    she will not recognize as such!
[00:19] Akiba
    The name's Akiba. I'm in a band.
[00:21] Akiba
    Right now, we're kinda on a hiatus
    while we figure out our direction.
[00:25] Manager
    Oh, that's my phone. Sorry.
[00:27] Akbia
    Don't mind us!
[00:28] Manager
    Hello? Oh, Ueno-kun?
[00:30] Adam
    I'll show you the ropes. Come.
[00:31] Akiba
    Ah, gotcha. Right behind you.
[00:35] Manager
    Okay. Just let me know
    when you're feeling better.
[00:39] Manager
    Such a shame about Ueno-kun,
    not being here for your last day...
[00:43] Manager
    Ah, sorry, it's my phone again.
[00:46] Manager
    Hello?
[00:47] Manager
    Oh, um, I wanted to thank
    you again for Sunday...
[00:53] Sign/Ueno
    m 0 0 l 0 44 b 7 41 14 39 19 38 b 26 36 34 35 41 35 b 52 35 63 37 74 38 b 79 39 84 40 87 38 b 88 38 88 36 88 34 b 89 22 85 11 86 0 b 77 -3 68 -5 60 -6 b 48 -7 38 -6 28 -5 b 19 -4 8 -2 0 0
[00:53] Sign/Ueno
    To Tabata-san
[00:53] Sign/Ueno
    Thanks for everything.
[00:53] Sign/Ueno
    Ueno
[00:54] Sign/Ueno
    m 0 0 l 0 44 b 7 41 14 39 19 38 b 26 36 34 35 41 35 b 52 35 63 37 74 38 b 79 39 84 40 87 38 b 88 38 88 36 88 34 b 89 22 85 11 86 0 b 77 -3 68 -5 60 -6 b 48 -7 38 -6 28 -5 b 19 -4 8 -2 0 0
[00:54] Sign/Ueno
    To Tabata-san
[00:54] Sign/Ueno
    Thanks for everything.
[00:54] Sign/Ueno
    Ueno
[00:54] Sign/Ueno
    To Tabata-san. Thanks for everything. Ueno.
[00:54] Sign/Ueno
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[00:54] Sign/Ueno
    To Tabata-san
[00:54] Sign/Ueno
    Thanks for everything.
[00:54] Sign/Ueno
    Ueno
[01:01] Akiba
    That's punk as hell!
[01:02] Akiba
    This dude's got no head!
[01:04] Adam
    Don't comment on someone's looks.
[01:06] Akiba
    This is, like, a biological mystery!
    Can I get a selfie with you?
[01:08] Adam
    No. Absolutely not.
[01:10] Akiba
    Aw, c'mon! He's just so damn punk!
[01:13] Sorae
    Come on, we're begging you.
[01:13] Umina
    Pretty, pretty please!
[01:15] Mutou
    That's Lady Tsuki's voice!
[01:17] Mutou
    Okay!
[01:18] Akiba
    Wait, what's up?
[01:19] Umina
    We'll do anything! Please!
[01:20] Sorae
    Come on!
[01:22] Sorae
    You just have to come on Friday,
    Tsukiko. We don't have enough girls.
[01:25] Umina
    You need a new love in your life, Tsukiko!
[01:28] Mutou
    As long as she does not
    suspect that it is rice...
[01:29] Sorae
    Jeez, it's such a waste.
[01:29] Black sign
    Tasty bread festival
[01:29] Black sign
    Tasty bread festival
[01:30] Word balloon sign
    Special
[01:30] Word balloon sign
    Special
[01:30] Word balloon sign
    Special
[01:30] Word balloon sign
    Special
[01:30] Umina
    You'll never be younger
    than you are right now!
[01:32] Akiba
    Oh man, those are cute!
[01:35] Mutou
    Once she tastes it, I am certain
    she will realize who I am...
[01:37] Sorae
    How cute!
[01:38] Umina
    Wanna get an onigiri today, Tsukiko?
[01:41] Tsukiko
    I think I'll have a bun again today.
[01:43] Umina
    Buns are really good!
[01:43] Mutou
    I have failed again...
[01:44] Sorae
    It's so hard to eat just one.
[01:45] Umina
    I know what you mean!
[01:46] Sorae
    Right?
[01:47] Umina
    They're so good. Like, buttered rolls and that.
[01:49] Akiba
    Hey, miss!
[01:50] Akiba
    I think Mutou-san wants
    you to try his onigiri.
[01:54] Mutou
    Sir Akiba?!
[01:55] Adam
    Akiba-san!
[01:56] Akiba
    Couldn't you just give it a try this once?
[01:58] Adam
    You can't do that.
[01:59] Akiba
    But it's not like he can
    talk to her like that.
[02:01] Akiba
    Ah! Oh! Um...
[02:04] Akiba
    Wait, Mutou-san! This is your chance!
[02:10] Ueno
    We apologize for the trouble.
[02:11] Adam
    Tabata-san...
[02:12] Tsukiko
    Oh, no, it's fine.
[02:14] Tabata
    Here are some coupons as an apology.
    They're good through to March next year.
[02:18] Tsukiko
    Thank you so much.
[02:19] Tsukiko
    But unfortunately, I won't be
    coming here much longer...
[02:24] Mutou
    Lady Tsuki recognizing me...
[02:27] Mutou
    Just the thought made me panic.
[02:29] Mutou
    If she realizes I have no head,
    she might stop coming to the store.
[02:33] Mutou
    I may be better off simply
    admiring her from a distance...
[02:37] Manager
    Hello? What's wrong, Ueno-kun?
[02:39] Manager
    Yeah, it's the manager. What's wrong?
[02:40] Akiba
    This is bad, Mutou-san!
    That lady's getting transferred soon!
[02:42] Manager
    You saw what exactly?
[02:44] Manager
    What? Mutou-kun's face?
[02:45] Akiba
    That's seriously bad
    news for you, Mutou-san!
[02:48] Manager
    O-Onigiri?
[02:49] Akiba
    You won't get to see her anymore!
[02:51] Mutou
    God truly is cruel...
[02:52] Akiba
    Aw man, this sucks! This sucks hard!
[02:54] Tabata
    I don't think you need to give up just yet.
SIGN    Episode 10 "Akiba's Neck"

E11 - Nekomaru's Neck

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SIGN    That is the
    Bottleneck
SIGN    That is the
    Bottleneck
SIGN    That is the
    Bottleneck
[00:01] Manager
    I see. Oh, no, it's fine.
[00:03] Manager
    Sure, some other time then. Bye for now.
[00:08] Manager
    Sounds like I won't be getting
    married anytime soon...
[00:12] Mutou
    I do, however, have arms.
[00:15] Mutou
    I can use them to convey
    my feelings to Lady Tsuki.
[00:18] Manager
    Nekomaru, where are—
[00:21] (Flashback) Ueno
    Uh, have you noticed that
    Mutou-san doesn't have a head?

[00:24] Manager
    How did I not notice that sooner?
[00:26] Mutou
    Sir Manager?
[00:27] Mutou
    He seems rather distressed.
[00:30] Akiba
    Yesterday, Tabata-san got mad at me and said:
    "Don't ya know there are lines you don't cross?!"
[00:35] Akiba
    Is it really that obvious to everyone else?
[00:37] Adam
    Kind of.
[00:38] Akiba
    I seriously envy Mutou-san.
[00:41] Akiba
    I guess there's stuff you're
    better off just not talking about.
[00:47] Akiba
    The heck is this? She won't be able to read that!
[00:50] Mutou
    She won't?!
[00:51] Akiba
    Dude, it's basically code at this point.
[00:53] Akiba
    Can't you write it like this?
[00:53] Black sign
    Tasty bread festival
[00:53] Word balloon sign
    Special
[00:53] Word balloon sign
    Special
[00:54] Mutou
    Those things... are words?!
[00:54] Black sign
    Tasty bread festival
[00:55] Black sign
    Tasty bread festival
[00:56] Mutou
    I thought they were illustrations...
[00:58] Akiba
    For real?
[00:59] Mutou
    I have run out of options.
[01:01] Mutou
    This failure makes me question
    why I was even revived...
[01:04] Adam
    Mutou-san.
[01:07] Adam
    The important thing here
    is what you want to do.
[01:10] Mutou
    What I want...
[01:12] Tsukiko
    It's a transfer. It's not like I can say no.
[01:14] Tsukiko
    It's okay, though. I'm doing well.
[01:17] Tsukiko
    Yeah, I have to clean out
    my place when I get back...
[01:20] Tsukiko
    Oh, that's right. It's three months
    to the day since Mom died.
[01:27] Tsukiko
    I'll call again when I'm done moving.
[01:29] Tsukiko
    Take care of yourself, Dad.
[01:33] Tsukiko
    Huh? Aren't you...
[01:37] Akiba
    I'm telling you, we hafta let her
     know that Mutou-san likes her!
[01:42] Adam
    We can't do it for him.
[01:43] Akiba
    But how will she find out if we don't tell her?!
[01:45] Adam
    You've got a point, but...
[01:46] Mutou
    To think that my comrades would
    care so deeply about my affairs...
[01:47] Akiba
    We owe it to him to tell her!
[01:50] Akiba
    So what's the play?
[01:51] Adam
    Mutou-san!
[01:52] Mutou
    I...
[01:56] Both
    Welcome.
[01:56] Both
    Welcome.
[01:57] Mutou
    Lady Tsuki!
[01:58] Akiba
    We've got freshly made onigiri!
    I'll give you a discount!
[02:01] Adam
    You can't do that.
[02:02] Tsukiko
    Ah, sorry. I just came to say goodbye.
[02:05] Aakiba
    You did?
[02:06] Tsukiko
    I've really enjoyed shopping here.
[02:08] Tsukiko
    But this'll be my last visit to this store.
[02:11] Akiba
    She says it's her last time!
[02:14] Tsukiko
    I really love the merchandise
    and atmosphere in here.
[02:18] Tsukiko
    This is a parting gift.
[02:20] Mutou
    I have no way to convey my feelings...
[02:21] Adam
    Thank you very much.
[02:23] Mutou
    I cannot even say goodbye...
[02:25] Tsukiko
    It's been a pleasure.
[02:29] Tsukiko
    Thank you for everything.
[02:31] Mutou
    Lady Tsuki...
[02:35] Akiba
    Are you okay with this? She's leaving now!
[02:38] Adam
    No use crying over unspilled milk.
[02:39] Mutou
    But I...
[02:40] Akiba
    You want to tell her something, right?
[02:44] Adam
    No, wait, it should be "spilled" milk.
[02:46] ---
    Hey, wait, Mutou-san!
[02:51] Tsukiko
    What did his face look like again?
[02:55] Mutou
    But I...
[02:57] Mutou
    What exactly can I do?
SIGN    Episode 11 "Nekomaru's Neck"

E12 - The Neck of an Onigiri

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SIGN    That is the
    Bottleneck
SIGN    That is the
    Bottleneck
SIGN    That is the
    Bottleneck
[00:05] Akiba
    Mutou-san, now ain't the
    time to be making onigiri!
[00:07] Akiba
    You might never see her—
[00:09] Adam
    It's heart-shaped.
[00:11] Akiba
    That's awesome!
[00:13] Akiba
    It's a little corny, but it shows her how
    you feel without the need for words!
[00:16] Mutou
    Sir Akiba!
[00:17] Adam
    Go after her, Mutou-san.
[00:19] Mutou
    Sir Adam!
[00:20] Both
    You can do it, Mutou-san!
[00:20] Both
    You can do it, Mutou-san!
[00:22] Mutou
    I...
[00:23] Mutou
    ...am not Mutou!
[00:25] Mutou
    My name is Yakichi!
[00:26] Mutou
    It has been months since
    I revived in this era.
[00:29] (Flashback) Tsukiko
    Thank you very much.
[00:29] (Flashback) Tsuki
    Thank you, Yakichi.
[00:32] Mutou
    I am here to give Lady Tsuki
    an onigiri wrapped in nori seaweed!
[00:35] Mutou
    And to prove myself worthy of the support
    Sir Adam and Sir Akiba have given me!
[00:42] Akiba
    Think he caught up to her?
[00:45] Manager
    Is it really okay to have
    a headless person working here?
[00:56] Mutou
    Lady Tsuki!
[00:57] Tsukiko
    Huh? Aren't you...
[01:00] Tsukiko
    Guess I must be hungry.
[01:02] Mutou
    Then, here!
[01:04] Mutou
    Oh, no! Because I was running...
[01:07] Tsukiko
    Is that for me?
[01:09] Mutou
    But...
[01:09] Tsukiko
    Thank you.
[01:11] Mutou
    Lady Tsuki, you are so kind.
[01:12] Tsukiko
    Would you like to split it with me?
[01:15] Tsukiko
    For some reason, I always get anxious
    at the thought of eating rice.
[01:19] Tsukiko
    I wonder why...
[01:21] Mutou
    Lady Tsuki...
[01:23] Tsukiko
    Okay. Here we go.
[01:26] Tsukiko
    Oh, wow! It's so delicious!
[01:30] Mutou
    I have no more regrets.
[01:32] Mutou
    Now I can rest in peace...
[01:36] Mutou
    ...and eat onigiri wrapped in
    nori seaweed with Lady Tsuki.
[01:40] Mutou
    With her?
[01:41] Mutou
    I wanted to eat with Lady Tsuki?
[01:45] Tsukiko
    Aren't you going to eat yours?
[01:47] Mutou
    I... cannot eat.
[01:49] Mutou
    Reviving in a body like this ensured
    I would never be able to fulfill my wish...
[01:53] Tsukiko
    Don't you like rice either, Mutou-san?
[01:56] Mutou
    I...
[01:57] Tsukiko
    Wait, Mutou-san is your name, right?
[01:59] Mutou
    I am Yakichi, Lady Tsuki—
[02:03] Mutou
    The only thing she cannot see is my face.
[02:09] Mutou
    I imagine that explains how I was
    able to encounter you again like this.
[02:14] Mutou
    People in this age talk to one another
    without looking at each other's faces.
[02:17] Akiba
    Boss, that's punk as hell!
[02:19] Manager
    Mutou-kun made it for me, I think.
[02:20] Mutou
    That is why, even in this state,
    I have been able to interact with people.
[02:21] Manager
    Ueno-kun!
[02:23] Ueno
    Sorry for calling in sick...
[02:25] Manager
    Don't sweat it! We're just glad you're here.
[02:25] Mutou
    Without a head, I am able to
    endure sorrow without tears.
[02:30] Ueno
    Where's Mutou-san?
[02:31] Adam
    We're all waiting for him.
[02:32] Mutou
    But I wish I could talk to Lady Tsuki
    and my comrades at the store...
[02:36] Akiba
    I wonder when he's gonna be back...
[02:38] Tsukiko
    I should get going.
[02:41] Tsukiko
    Oh, it's a full moon tonight.
[02:43] Mutou
    Would I be better off with
    a head or without one?
[02:49] Tsukiko
    It's so pretty.
[02:51] Mutou
    That's the only thing I'm not sure of...
SIGN    Episode 12 "The Neck of an Onigiri"