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At a young age, Akemitsu was abandoned by his womanizing father. He was always told that men could never live alone, so to prove his father wrong, he vowed to live the single life. But when a chance encounter with a beautiful woman leaves him captivated, he realizes the outside world holds too much temptation. So, he decides to become a monk. There’s just one problem: the temple is full of women!

Season 1

E1 - You'll Repay Us With Your Body!
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[00:01] (Flashback) Harukaze
    Now listen, Akemitsu.
[00:03] (Flashback) Harukaze
    No one can live alone.
[00:06] (Flashback) Young Akemitsu
    Where'd that come from, Dad?
[00:09] (Flashback) Harukaze
    As a member of the Akagami family,
    you should understand.
[00:12] (Flashback) Harukaze
    Two is better than one,
    and many is better than two.
[00:16] (Flashback) Harukaze
    Doesn't having more friends make you happier?
[00:18] (Flashback) Young Akemitsu
    Yeah!
[00:19] (Flashback) Harukaze
    So your dad thought, "Surely it's
    better to have more lovers, too."
[00:25] (Flashback) Young Akemitsu
    You're so cool, Dad!
[00:29] (Flashback) Harukaze
    Looks like my ride is here.
[00:33] (Flashback) Young Akemitsu
    Are you going somewhere, Dad?
[00:36] (Flashback) Harukaze
    Yes. Your dad has decided
    to live his own life...
[00:42] (Flashback) Harukaze
    by getting real friendly with all the 
    women of the world he hasn't met yet.
[00:46] (Flashback) Young Akemitsu
    You're so cool, Dad! The coolest!
[00:51] (Flashback) Young Akemitsu
    Dad!
SIGN    Episode 1: You'll Repay Us With Your Body!
[02:40] Kurage
    Poke, poke.
[02:51] Kagura
    Hilarious.
[03:03] Akemitsu
    I have to get to class!
[03:08] Akemitsu
    My father once said to me,
[03:11] Akemitsu
    "No one can live alone."
[03:18] Coach
    Last two laps!
[03:20] Man A
    Sure is nice.
[03:21] Man B
    Sure is.
[03:23] Man A
    That sure is a nice ass.
[03:24] Man B
    Sure is.
[03:26] Man A
    Hey, Akagami.
[03:27] Man B
    Check it out.
[03:29] Akemitsu
    Sorry, but I've got work.
[03:32] Man A
    Akagami never changes.
[03:35] Man B
    Hey, wanna go to a mixer?
[03:39] Akemitsu
    I'll pass.
SIGN    Civil Service Exam
    Study Guide
[03:41] Akemitsu
    No need, no need, no need!
[03:43] Akemitsu
    The life of Akagami Akemitsu needs no women!
[03:51] Akemitsu
    Thank you.
[03:53] Manager
    Thanks for picking up this shift
    on such short notice, Akagami-kun.
[03:57] Akemitsu
    No problem, boss.
[03:59] Manager
    Are you sure you're okay staying this late?
[04:01] Manager
    I figured a college student would have
    a date planned or something.
[04:04] Akemitsu
    Oh, I'm going to be single for life.
[04:07] Manager
    Are you? By the time your father was your age—
[04:11] Akemitsu
    I'm not like my father.
[04:14] Manager
    S-Sorry...
[04:17] Akemitsu
    Welcome.
[04:27] (Flashback) Young Akemitsu
    You're so cool, Dad!
[04:32] Akemitsu
    There's no way that perverted scumbag
    was cool, five-year-old me.
[04:39] Akemitsu
    I've suffered so much
    embarrassment because of that jerk.
[04:44] (Flashback) Woman
    Akagami Akemitsu? Oh, my! From that family?
[04:48] (Flashback) Classmate A
    No! He's an Akagami! He'll violate us!
[04:53] Akemitsu
    I shall wipe away this dishonor.
[04:56] Akemitsu
    Mixers? Girlfriends?
SIGN    Mixers
SIGN    Mixers
SIGN    Girlfriends
SIGN    Girlfriends
[04:58] Akemitsu
    Those are just evils, nothing more.
[05:00] Akemitsu
    I'll live a noble single life.
[05:03] Akemitsu
    I'll pass the civil service exam and
    acquire a stable income and status.
SIGN    Civil Service Exam
    Study Guide
[05:09] Akemitsu
    And then... And then...
SIGN    Civil Service Exam
    Study Guide
SIGN    Guaranteed Success Series Study Guide
[05:13] Yuzuki
    Wait!
[05:25] Akemitsu
    Where'd this bale of rice come from?
[05:27] Yuzuki
    I'm so sorry!
[05:35] Yuzuki
    Are you all right? Are you hurt?
[05:39] Yuzuki
    I'm really sorry. The cart tipped over.
[05:44] Yuzuki
    Um, can you stand?
[05:47] Yuzuki
    Are you in any pain?
[05:50] Yuzuki
    What should I do?
    I guess I should call an ambulance.
[05:55] Akemitsu
    There's no problem.
[05:56] Akemitsu
    I'm totally fine.
[05:59] Yuzuki
    Wait!
[06:01] Akemitsu
    Crap, crap, crap!
[06:03] Akemitsu
    This can't be real! No way!
[06:05] Akemitsu
    This can't happen! Not to me!
[06:22] Akemitsu
    She's cute...
[06:30] Coach
    Last lap!
[06:32] Man A
    Should we enjoy the view again today?
[06:35] Man B
    Sounds good.
[06:40] Man B
    Huh? Akagami?
[06:41] Akemitsu
    So sexy...
[06:44] Man A
    We're gonna go to another mixer.
[06:46] Man B
    You're not coming, right?
[06:52] Akemitsu
    I'll go.
[06:53] Boy A
    Seriously?! What about your lectures?
[06:55] Akemitsu
    I'll skip.
[06:56] Boy B
    And your job?
[06:56] Akemitsu
    I'll skip.
[06:59] All
    Cheers!
[07:05] Akemitsu
    What am I doing?!
[07:08] Akemitsu
    I can't believe I fell in love at first sight!
[07:10] Akemitsu
    Not only do my feelings grow day by day,
[07:12] Akemitsu
    but I'm assaulted by waves of desire
    like water breaking through a dam!
[07:16] Akemitsu
    I even ended up getting fired from my job!
SIGN    Fired
    for
    skipping
    work
[07:18] Sign
    m 0 0 l 65 0 l 65 100 l 0 100
[07:18] Akemitsu
    I'm about to fail my classes, too!
[07:21] Sign
    m 0 0 l 65 0 l 65 100 l 0 100
SIGN    Failing
    for
    skipping
    class
[07:22] Akemitsu
    So this is the curse of the Akagami family?!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 65 0 l 65 100 l 0 100
SIGN    Not
    a
    curse
SIGN    Incoming
    Call
[07:29] Akemitsu
    Hello? A mixer? Yeah, I'll be there.
[07:33] Akemitsu
    Wait, no!
[07:35] Akemitsu
    There's only one option left.
SIGN    Registrar
SIGN    Leave of Absence
[07:44] Registrar
    Are you serious?
[07:46] Akemitsu
    Yes.
[07:48] Registrar
    You're renouncing the world to become a monk?
    Do you have connections to a temple?
[07:52] Akemitsu
    When I discussed the idea with my uncle,
    who's a former priest, he lent me a stole.
[07:56] Registrar
    I feel like there are other ways
    to overcome your desires.
[08:00] Akemitsu
    Distancing yourself from the secular world
    is the best way to retrain yourself.
SIGN    Mikazuki
    Temple
SIGN    Mikazuki Temple
[08:08] Akemitsu
    This is it.
[08:10] Akemitsu
    I'll become a monk at this temple my uncle
    referred me to, one closed off to women.
[08:17] Akemitsu
    Now I won't be led astray.
[08:23] Akemitsu
    Pardon me!
[08:27] Akemitsu
    Pardon me!
[08:30] Yuzuki
    Yes?
[08:36] Yuzuki
    Can I help you?
[08:39] Yuzuki
    Huh?
[08:41] Yuzuki
    Um, excuse me...
[08:44] Yuzuki
    What kind of prank is this?!
[08:49] Yuzuki
    A stole? Wait, no way...
[08:56] Yuzuki
    One moment, please!
[08:59] Akemitsu
    What's she doing here?
[09:02] Akemitsu
    I thought women weren't allowed here.
[09:04] Akemitsu
    Is she an illusion produced by my desires?
[09:07] Yuzuki
    Thank you for waiting.
[09:10] Yuzuki
    Ouch...
[09:14] Yuzuki
    Excuse me. I was in a hurry.
SIGN    SPARKLE
SIGN    SPARKLE
SIGN    SPARKLE
SIGN    SPARKLE
[09:20] Yuzuki
    Thank you for coming all this way.
[09:22] Yuzuki
    My name is Aoba Yuzuki.
[09:27] Yuzuki
    Um, where are you going?
[09:36] Yuzuki
    Are you all right?
[09:41] Yuzuki
    Huh?
[09:43] Akemitsu
    No, no! Anything but that!
[09:46] Akemitsu
    I'm in no condition to resist right now!
[09:48] Yuzuki
    I-I'm sorry. My clothes...
[09:50] Akemitsu
    Don't look! I must leave here right away!
[09:53] Akemitsu
    Right away... I must... I...
[09:57] Akemitsu
    I love you! Please marry me!
[10:03] Yuzuki
    What?
SIGN    Life has its ups and downs.
[10:14] Yuzuki
    Here you are.
[10:15] Akemitsu
    Thank you.
[10:24] Akemitsu
    What's going on here?
[10:26] Akemitsu
    Why are we having tea?
[10:27] Akemitsu
    I thought joining a temple
    would look more like...
[10:31] Akemitsu
    Please let me join the temple!
[10:32] Monk
    Get out of here!
[10:33] Yuzuki
    I'm sorry. The head priest
    isn't here right now.
[10:37] Akemitsu
    I see.
[10:38] Yuzuki
    I was told you'd be coming tomorrow.
[10:42] Akemitsu
    I see. So there was a
    miscommunication with my uncle.
SIGN    Uncle
[10:45] Yuzuki
    So, um...
[10:48] Akemitsu
    Either way, what's she doing here?
[10:52] Yuzuki
    What are your interests?
[10:53] Akemitsu
    A question?
[10:55] Akemitsu
    Is this an admission test?
SIGN    Pass or Fail
[10:57] Akemitsu
    Did they invite a woman to a place where
    women are prohibited to gauge my reaction?
[11:02] Akemitsu
    This is bad. Really bad.
[11:05] Akemitsu
    I proposed to her seconds
    after arriving at the temple.
[11:07] Akemitsu
    I'm surely going to fail.
[11:11] Yuzuki
    I-Is something wrong?
[11:14] Akemitsu
    She's so cute.
[11:17] Yuzuki
    What are you doing?!
[11:19] Akemitsu
    Forgive me, but I'm experiencing
    some worldly desires.
[11:22] Akemitsu
    Where is your restroom?
[11:24] Yuzuki
    It's out the door and to the left.
[11:30] Akemitsu
    Crap, crap, crap. What should I do?
[11:35] Akemitsu
    What a magnificent yard.
[11:42] Akemitsu
    Is it down there?
[11:46] Akemitsu
    Are you stuck down there?
[11:52] Akemitsu
    It's too deep to reach.
[12:03] Yuzuki
    Hello, Kiki-san?
[12:05] Yuzuki
    What's the matter?
    Well, the man I'm supposed to meet
[12:09] Yuzuki
    arrived a day early for some reason.
[12:12] Yuzuki
    This is my first arranged marriage meeting.
[12:14] Yuzuki
    He actually asked me to marry
    him as soon as he got here.
[12:18] Yuzuki
    You're supposed to be the intermediary, right?
[12:20] Yuzuki
    Get back here and help me.
[12:22] Kiki
    Hang on. What are you talking about?
[12:25] Kiki
    The man you're supposed to meet
    is sitting next to me right now.
[12:30] Yuzuki
    What? Then who is he?
[12:33] Kiki
    Yuzuki, hello? Yuzuki?
[12:36] Tsukuyo
    I'm back.
[12:38] Yuzuki
    Tsukuyo.
[12:40] Tsukuyo
    Yuzu-nee, was your arranged
    marriage meeting today?
[12:43] Tsukuyo
    I was hoping to spy on you.
[12:46] Yuzuki
    A malevolent ghost appeared.
[12:48] Tsukuyo
    What?
[12:49] Yuzuki
    Or perhaps he's a type of spirit.
[12:52] Tsukuyo
    What are you talking about? Those don't... exist...
[12:57] Akemitsu
    Help me...
[13:07] Yuzuki
    Tsukuyo, run!
[13:12] Akemitsu
    An ambulance...
[13:23] Yuzuki
    Ghost, begone!
[13:28] Yuzuki
    This way!
[13:33] Tsukuyo
    Wh-Wh-Wh-What is that thing?!
[13:35] Yuzuki
    I told you! That's the malevolent ghost!
[13:40] Akemitsu
    No! You've got the wrong idea!
[13:43] Kurage
    Where have you been?
[13:47] Kurage
    Oh, Onee-cha—
[13:48] Yuzuki
    Kurage!
[13:50] Tsukuyo
    Run!
[14:06] Mia
    Kagura, my brush.
[14:08] Kagura
    Yes, Mia-san.
[14:12] Kagura
    Mia-san, what is this?
SIGN    Nozawa Masako
[14:15] Mia
    It's read "Yamato nadeshiko."
[14:17] Mia
    It's a title granted to true
    gentlewomen who live stalwartly
[14:21] Mia
    in the tumultuous industry of voice acting.
[14:24] Kagura
    Oh...
[14:25] Mia
    We should strive to be like her.
[14:29] Mia
    What's all this noise?
[14:37] Mia
    Wh-What's going o—
[14:43] Mia
    Who is this guy?!
[14:44] Kagura
    Oh, my.
[14:45] Mia
    Move! Get off of me!
[14:47] Akemitsu
    I must resolve this misunderstanding...
[14:48] Mia
    Kagura, don't just watch! Help me!
[14:50] Kagura
    Hilarious.
[14:52] Mia
    This is hardly a laughing matter!
[14:56] Yuzuki
    Was that Mia's voice?
[14:58] Tsukuyo
    What should we do?
    The ghost is claiming more victims.
[15:02] Tsukuyo
    And we left Kurage behind!
[15:04] Yuzuki
    It seemed to ignore Kurage.
[15:07] Tsukuyo
    Then why is it coming after us?
[15:10] Tsukuyo
    What makes us different from Kurage?
[15:13] Yuzuki
    Different?
[15:15] Tsukuyo
    That ghost is a total perv!
[15:25] Yuzuki
    If he was a real ghost, that drop kick
    would've passed right through him.
[15:30] Akemitsu
    I'm sure they'll understand
    once I talk to them.
[15:46] Akemitsu
    No, wait. I...
[15:50] Akemitsu
    She really is cute, damn it.
SIGN    Mikazuki Temple
[16:00] Kiki
    A pervert? Now that's just perfect.
[16:04] Kiki
    So he was under the impression that this place
    was the temple his uncle referred him to.
[16:08] Kiki
    And when you saw his stole,
[16:10] Yuzuki
    you thought the monk you were supposed
    to meet came a day early.
[16:15] Yuzuki
    Yes.
[16:16] Kiki
    Now who's responsible for this?
[16:19] Yuzuki
    You forgot to tell me someone 
    was coming to the temple.
[16:24] Kiki
    And you mistook him for 
    the man you're meeting.
[16:27] Yuzuki
    I didn't think I'd need to look at his photo!
[16:31] Kiki
    His uncle's partially to blame, too.
SIGN    No Men Allowed
[16:33] Kiki
    He told his nephew to come here without
    realizing it'd been converted to a nunnery.
[16:39] Akemitsu
    A nunnery?
[16:41] Yuzuki
    I-I know it was a misunderstanding,
[16:44] Yuzuki
    but I'm truly sorry about the
    drop kick and palm heel strike!
[16:48] Akemitsu
    Don't worry about that.
[16:51] Akemitsu
    Who are these people?
[16:54] Yuzuki
    Well, you know, even if it was an accident,
[16:56] Yuzuki
    there are some things a lady should never do.
[16:59] Kiki
    Okay, why don't we do this?
[17:01] Kiki
    We'll agree you're both at fault,
    and he'll train here as a monk for a while.
[17:07] All
    What?!
[17:09] Tsukuyo
    Are you serious, Kiki-san?
[17:11] Yuzuki
    This is a nunnery.
[17:13] Kiki
    Just take down the sign
    that says men aren't allowed.
[17:15] Yuzuki
    Just like that?
[17:17] Kiki
    Are you saying you don't want
    a man around for free labor?
[17:27] Yuzuki
    B-But...
[17:28] Kiki
    I want to take it easy.
[17:30] Tsukuyo
    I'm sure you do, but...
[17:32] Kiki
    Don't fight it, you two.
[17:35] Akemitsu
    Huh? Are things starting to go my way?
[17:38] Mia
    You expect us to live with this man?
[17:40] Kagura
    Put that away.
[17:42] Tsukuyo
    You're in danger, too, Kiki-san!
[17:44] Tsukuyo
    He's boob-obsessed!
[17:46] Kiki
    Oh? Let's see.
[17:49] Tsukuyo
    Don't test him!
[17:51] Yuzuki
    Do you know what he said to me?!
[17:53] Yuzuki
    H-He said he lo... loves... loaaah!
[17:59] All
    Loah?
[18:00] Akemitsu
    Um... I appreciate the offer, but...
[18:07] Kiki
    Are you sure?
[18:09] Akemitsu
    Yes. I wouldn't want to cause any more trouble.
[18:12] Akemitsu
    Besides...
[18:16] Akemitsu
    I doubt she remembers our first meeting.
[18:22] Akemitsu
    Goodbye.
[18:30] Kurage
    Yuzuki-oneechan.
[18:32] Kurage
    Nyagosuke says it's too bad.
[18:36] Kurage
    I don't think he's a bad person.
[18:40] Yuzuki
    Maybe you're right.
[18:44] Akemitsu
    I missed the last one.
[18:48] Akemitsu
    What am I doing?
[18:52] Akemitsu
    What am I going to do now?
[18:55] Yuzuki
    Really, what are you going to do?
[19:02] Yuzuki
    I knew it.
[19:05] Yuzuki
    This place is way out in the country,
    so the buses stop running early.
[19:13] Akemitsu
    I-Is there something else you need?
[19:19] Yui
    Why don't you stay the night?
[19:22] Akemitsu
    What?
[19:24] Yuzuki
    I mean, we both made mistakes
    that caused trouble for each other,
[19:28] Yuzuki
    and our place has a lot of space,
    given that it's a temple.
[19:32] Yuzuki
    You still can't live here, though.
[19:35] Yuzuki
    I'll convince the others, okay?
[19:39] Akemitsu
    At least I'm a good judge of character.
[19:43] Akemitsu
    Thank you.
[19:45] Akemitsu
    But I'll do what I can on my own for a bit longer.
[19:50] Yuzuki
    I see.
[19:52] Akemitsu
    I don't want her to become
    a reason for me to run away.
[19:56] Yuzuki
    Anyway, I was so surprised today.
[20:00] Yuzuki
    How could you say that as soon as we met?
[20:02] Akemitsu
    I'm sorry. I hope you can forget about that.
[20:04] Yuzuki
    Forget? That's awful in its own way, too.
[20:09] Akemitsu
    Sorry.
[20:10] Yuzuki
    We've only met twice, and you're
    already asking me to marry you.
[20:14] Akemitsu
    She remembered.
[20:17] Yuzuki
    What kind of joke is that?
[20:24] Yuzuki
    Huh?
[20:26] Yuzuki
    Wait... You were joking, right?
[20:31] Akemitsu
    Um...
[20:32] Yuzuki
    Y-Yes?
[20:34] Akemitsu
    My name...
[20:36] Yuzuki
    Your name?
[20:38] Akemitsu
    My name is Akagami Akemitsu.
[20:42] Yuzuki
    Oh, right. I hadn't gotten your name yet.
[20:46] Yuzuki
    We're really rushing through things, aren't we?
[20:57] Yuzuki
    Nice to meet you. I'm Aoba Yuzuki.
[21:02] Akemitsu
    Nice to meet you.
[21:06] Yuzuki
    Wait... Akagami?
[21:09] Yuzuki
    Not... that Akagami?
SIGN    Mikazuki
    Temple
[21:15] Akemitsu
    I promise I'll do everything in my power
[21:19] Akemitsu
    to repay the 20 million yen
    my father owes you!
[21:22] Akemitsu
    I'm terribly sorry!
[21:25] Yuzuki
    Okay, okay. Down, girl.
[21:28] Tsukuyo
    I can't believe he's the son of the guy
[21:29] Tuskuyo
    who borrowed money from
    our temple and disappeared!
[21:34] Yuzuki
    Listen, everyone.
SIGN    Slave
[21:36] Yuzuki
    He can't possibly repay that amount right away,
[21:39] Yuzuki
    but we can't just let him off the hook.
SIGN    Slave Trade | Organ Trade
[21:42] Yuzuki
    So let's come up with a humane
    way for him to repay us.
SIGN    Slave Trade | Organ Trade
[21:45] Kagura
    Raise your hands to vote.
[21:47] Tsukuyo
    Slave trade.
[21:48] Mia
    Organ trade.
[21:49] Kurage
    Wouldn't it be best to sell his dignity?
[21:54] Kurage
    I bet he'd be able to work
    for a long, long time.
[21:56] Yuzuki
    Kurage, what are you talking about?
[21:58] Yuzuki
    In any case, after much thought,
[22:00] Yuzuki
    we've decided you'll repay us with your body.
[22:05] Akemitsu
    What?
[22:08] Tsukuyo And Mia
    What?!
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Being Pervy Isn't a Bad Thing
[23:46] Kurage
    Begin by removing your clothes.
[23:48] Tsukuyo
    Why?
[23:49] Kurage
    Akagami-san will remove his clothes, too.
[23:50] Tsukuyo
    Why?
[23:52] Kurage
    It'll go in once it's wet.
[23:53] Tsukuyo
    Why?!
[23:55] Kurage
    Being pervy isn't a bad thing.

E2 - Being Pervy Isn't a Bad Thing
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[00:00] Yuzuki
    We've decided you'll repay us with your body.
[00:05] Akemitsu
    What?
[00:07] Tsukuyo And Mia
    What?!
[00:11] Yuzuki
    Wait, no!
[00:13] Yuzuki
    I mean you'll pay off your debt
    by living and working here!
[00:16] Tsukuyo
    Did he threaten you, Yuzu-nee?
[00:19] Mia
    How could someone like you suggest this?
[00:22] Tsukuyo
    Is he blackmailing you?
[00:23] Mia
    This is a nunnery, you know!
[00:27] Yuzuki
    Okay?
[00:28] Tsukuyo And Mia
    Okay.
[00:30] Yuzuki
    In that case, Akagami-kun,
    I'll show you around the temple.
[00:34] Akemitsu
    I'd love that!
SIGN    Episode 2: Being Pervy Isn't a Bad Thing
[02:06] Yuzuki
    This is our principal figure.
[02:09] Akemitsu
    Packing tape?!
[02:10] Yuzuki
    Broke...
[02:11] Akemitsu
    What?
[02:13] Yuzuki
    We're broke...
[02:16] Akemitsu
    I understand. I'll do everything I can
    to repay my debt as quickly as possible.
[02:21] Akemitsu
    Everything!
[02:23] Yuzuki
    Great! Thank you!
[02:25] Yuzuki
    But let's take our time.
[02:28] Yuzuki
    I don't know why you wanted to join a temple,
[02:32] Yuzuki
    but I can tell you're serious about it.
[02:36] Akemitsu
    Aoba-san...
[02:38] Yuzuki
    Call me Yuzuki.
[02:40] Yuzuki
    There are lots of Aobas living here.
[02:42] Akemitsu
    Okay.
[02:43] Yuzuki
    Let me show you the other areas.
[02:45] Akemitsu
    Okay.
[02:47] Tsukuyo
    Something's definitely wrong with Yuzu-nee.
[02:50] Kurage
    They seem to be getting along.
[02:52] Tsukuyo
    We'll have to do something about that.
[02:56] Tsukuyo
    Let's drive that guy out
    and open Yuzu-nee's eyes!
[03:00] Mia
    Yeah!
[03:02] Kiki
    Then we should go with a seduction strategy.
[03:06] Tsukuyo
    Kiki-san? What are you doing here?
[03:10] Kiki
    Sounds like you're up to
    something interesting, Tsukuyo.
[03:14] Kiki
    Here's your strategy.
[03:15] Kiki
    You'll seduce Akagami, and once
    he falls for it, you'll kick him out.
[03:19] Kiki
    Yuzuki won't be able to object to that.
[03:22] Tsukuyo
    I see. And who's going to seduce him?
[03:26] Kiki
    Why, the girl with the sexiest body, of course.
[03:31] Tsukuyo
    What? Who are you talking about?
[03:34] Tsukuyo
    Wait, me?!
[03:37] Tsukuyo
    Wait, wait, wait!
[03:38] Tsukuyo
    You could do it, Kiki-san!
    You have huge breasts!
[03:41] Kiki
    What are you talking about? I'm a nun.
[03:44] Tsukuyo
    You only care about that when it suits you.
[03:46] Mia
    Tsukuyo-san, good luck!
[03:48] Kagura
    Tsukuyocchi, you've got this.
[03:50] Tsukuyo
    No, wait...
[03:51] Kurage
    Tsukuyo-oneechan, you're so sexy and cool.
[03:53] Tsukuyo
    Huh?!
[03:54] Tsukuyo
    Wh-What?!
[04:05] Akemitsu
    Perfect. I'm nearly back to
    being who I used to be.
[04:09] Akemitsu
    Yes, my true incorruptible self.
[04:13] Yuzuki
    Huh? Akagami-kun, you're up early.
[04:17] Akemitsu
    Yuzuki-sa—
[04:20] Yuzuki
    Good morning.
[04:23] Akemitsu
    Y-Yuzuki-san, you're up early, too.
[04:26] Yuzuki
    I need to ring the morning bell.
[04:29] Yuzuki
    It's like our alarm clock around here.
[04:31] Yuzuki
    See you later.
[04:35] Akemitsu
    My worldly desires!
[04:39] Tsukuyo
    He was totally staring at her tits.
[04:42] Tsukuyo
    I need to find some way to drive him out.
[04:46] Akemitsu
    Breakfast is ready, everyone.
[04:51] Tsukuyo
    I'll start with a little warm-up.
[04:53] Tsukuyo
    I'll totally trash his cooking.
[04:58] Mia
    Let's eat.
[05:00] Both
    Let's eat.
[05:03] Tsukuyo
    It's so good!
[05:06] Tsukuyo
    What the heck? He's a
    better cook than any of us!
[05:10] Tuskuyo
    Oh, man, I wish I could eat this every day.
[05:13] Akemitsu
    I'm glad you seem to like it.
[05:20] Akemitsu
    The skills I acquired learning to
    be independent are paying off.
[05:24] Akemitsu
    I lost my composure a little earlier,
    but she's right. There's no need to rush.
[05:30] Tsukuyo
    Hey, you.
[05:31] Akemitsu
    Can I... help...
[05:37] Tsukuyo
    Wow, he's totally distracted by them.
[05:40] Tsukuyo
    I knew this perv loved breasts.
[05:43] Tsukuyo
    I've got another job for you, manservant.
[05:47] Akemitsu
    Sure.
[05:49] Akemitsu
    What is this?
[05:50] Tsukuyo
    Work clothes for temple monks.
[05:52] Tsukuyo
    You'll wear that while you work.
[05:55] Tsukuyo
    Yeah, no. Those are summer clothes.
[05:57] Tsukuyo
    The material is thin,
    and it doesn't come with shoes.
[06:00] Tsukuyo
    Wearing that in November
    at this temple will be hell.
[06:03] Tsukuyo
    He'll run away before—
[06:05] Akemitsu
    Thank you, Miss Second Daughter!
[06:06] Tsukuyo
    Wha?!
[06:07] Akemitsu
    So this is what this temple's monks wear!
[06:08] Tsukuyo
    Why is he so happy?
[06:10] Tsukuyo
    And "Second Daughter"?
[06:12] Tsukuyo
    In any case, get to work.
    You can start by cleaning.
[06:16] Akemitsu
    Got it!
[06:17] Akemitsu
    I already finished cleaning!
[06:19] Tsukuyo
    Whoa, you really did! It's so clean!
[06:21] Tsukuyo
    But there's also the bath,
    the toilet, the graves—
[06:26] Akemitsu
    Of course!
[06:27] Tsukuyo
    That should've taken all day!
SIGN    Temple Account Software MUZUI
[06:30] Tsukuyo
    Okay, this is next.
[06:32] Tsukuyo
    Administrative work should be—
[06:34] Akemitsu
    There's an accounting error here.
[06:36] Tsukuyo
    What? No way.
[06:38] Tsukuyo
    Where?
[06:39] Akemitsu
    Right here.
[06:40] Tsukuyo
    Oh.
[06:41] Akemitsu
    You just do this, and...
[06:43] Tsukuyo
    Wow, how'd you do that?
[06:46] Tsukuyo
    Wait, no!
[06:50] Tsukuyo
    In that case...
[06:55] Kiki
    Tsukuyo asked me to train you.
[06:59] Kiki
    Sorry, but we don't have a waterfall.
[07:02] Akemitsu
    No problem.
[07:04] Akemitsu
    So this is waterfall meditation. It's so cold.
[07:08] Akemitsu
    C-Can I withstand this?
[07:11] Tsukuyo
    If you can't take it anymore, just say so.
[07:14] Tsukuyo
    There's no point in being stubborn.
[07:16] Akemitsu
    No! I shall endure!
[07:18] Yuzuki
    I'm home.
[07:20] Yuzuki
    Wait, what are you doing?!
[07:26] Akemitsu
    Yuzuki-san in a school uniform?
[07:30] Akemitsu
    What's this? The warmth
    is returning to my body.
[07:33] Akemitsu
    The pain I felt a moment ago
    has completely vanished.
[07:36] Akemitsu
    Could this be...
[07:38] Akemitsu
    Enlightenment?
[07:39] Akemitsu
    I did it! Yeah!
[07:43] Yuzuki
    What's gotten into you, Akagami-kun?
[07:44] Yuzuki
    You need to take a bath and warm up.
[07:47] Akemitsu
    Thank you!
[07:49] Akemitsu
    Finally... Finally, I...
[07:50] Tsukuyo
    How can I make him leave?
[07:51] Yuzuki
    Okay, okay. Just go take a bath.
[07:52] Kiki
    I guess there's only one option, huh, Tsukuyo?
[07:53] Akemitsu
    O-Okay!
[07:58] Akemitsu
    Today was such a good day.
[08:00] Akemitsu
    Both my work and my search for
    enlightenment are going well.
[08:03] Akemitsu
    I hope I've managed to repay
    some of Yuzuki-san's kindness.
[08:09] Akemitsu
    I shouldn't stay in the bath too long.
[08:11] Akemitsu
    I need to get ready for dinner.
[08:23] Akemitsu
    Excuse me!
[08:28] Akemitsu
    I'm sorry... What's...
[08:32] Akemitsu
    Wh-Why is she taking off her clothes?!
[08:34] Akemitsu
    Calm down. Review the situation,
    Akagami Akemitsu.
[08:40] Akemitsu
    It's no use! I don't understand!
[08:42] Akemitsu
    What's going on here?!
[08:46] Tsukuyo
    I started undressing too soon!
    I must be stupid!
[08:49] Tsukuyo
    Only nymphos suddenly strip off their clothes!
[08:52] Tsukuyo
    My clothes were supposed to accidentally
    slip off, and Yuzu-nee would show up to see it.
[08:57] Tsukuyo
    Her mind would go blank once
    she saw him naked, and then...
[09:02] Tsukuyo
    In any case, I need to do
    something about this situation.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 166 0 l 166 50 l 0 50
SIGN    Yuzu-nee, come to the
    bath in five minutes.
[09:05] Tsukuyo
    I need to make it look
[09:06] Tsukuyo
    like Akagami is forcing himself on me
    by the time Yuzu-nee shows up.
[09:10] Tsukuyo
    If I show a little more skin,
    he should force himself on me...
[09:15] Tsukuyo
    No, I can't do it! Any more,
    and they'll be exposed!
[09:18] Tsukuyo
    Then I'd really be a nympho!
[09:20] Akemitsu
    Um, excuse me...
[09:25] Akemitsu
    Watch out!
[09:34] Akemitsu
    Miss Second Daughter, are you hur—
[09:38] Yuzuki
    Tsukuyo! What happened?
    I heard a really loud...
[09:44] Tsukuyo
    L-Listen, I, uh... I didn't mean
    to let things get this far!
[09:48] Tsukuyo
    Wait, what? Why am I making excuses?
[09:52] Tsukuyo
    One way or another, hasn't my plan succeeded?
[09:56] Yuzuki
    Akagami-kun.
[09:57] Akemitsu
    Yes?
[09:59] Yuzuki
    Could you leave, please?
[10:03] Akemitsu
    Okay.
[10:05] Tsukuyo
    Huh?
[10:08] Tsukuyo
    What?
[10:11] Tsukuyo
    What?
[10:12] Mia
    I'm impressed, Tsukuyo-san.
[10:14] Mia
    You took the initiative and successfully
    carried out the seduction strategy.
[10:18] Kagura
    We knew you could do it, Tsukuyocchi.
[10:20] Kurage
    You make a cool nympho, Tsukuyo-oneechan.
[10:23] Tsukuyo
    Kurage, you've been paying me
    weird compliments since yesterday.
[10:26] Mia
    How exactly did you do it?
[10:30] Tsukuyo
    Like I could tell them!
[10:32] Mia
    Now we've successfully driven off that man.
[10:36] Tsukuyo
    We drove him off, huh?
[10:38] Tsukuyo
    So why don't I feel good about it?
[10:43] Tsukuyo
    Yuzu-nee.
[10:46] Tsukuyo
    Huh?
[10:48] Tsukuyo
    Hey, Yuzu-nee.
[10:50] Tsukuyo
    Yuzu-nee...
[10:52] Tsukuyo
    No, this doesn't make sense.
[10:54] Tsukuyo
    I'd understand her avoiding Akagami,
    but why is she avoiding me?
[10:58] Tsukuyo
    Yuzu-nee!
[11:01] Tsukuyo
    Why are you avoiding me?
[11:02] Yuzuki
    No... Stay away from me, Tsukuyo!
[11:04] Tsukuyo
    What?
[11:05] Tsukuyo
    Don't you think that's kinda mean?
[11:07] Tsukuyo
    It's a little awkward for me, too,
    but you don't have to ignore me...
[11:08] Yuzuki
    D-Don't...
[11:12] Tsukuyo
    Yuzu-nee?
[11:13] Yuzuki
    It's not like that!
[11:14] Yuzuki
    Looking at your face reminds me of what I saw.
[11:16] Tsukuyo
    Reminds you of what?
[11:18] Yuzuki
    Akagami-kun's naked body.
[11:20] Yuzuki
    Rather, a certain part of his body!
[11:26] Tsukuyo
    Yuzu-nee, you perv.
[11:29] Yuzuki
    Perv?!
[11:30] Yuzuki
    You're the pervert! I heard
    about your "seduction strategy."
[11:34] Tsukuyo
    What? How do you know about that?
[11:36] Yuzuki
    Huh? Kiki-san told me about it.
[11:39] Tsukuyo
    That damn nun!
[11:42] Tsukuyo
    Yuzu-nee, why did you let
    Akagami join our temple?
[11:47] Yuzuki
    Did you not like it?
[11:48] Tsukuyo
    It's not that I don't. It just doesn't make
    sense for a man to work at a nunnery.
[11:54] Yuzuki
    I don't totally get it either,
[11:57] Yuzuki
    but I thought it's what Mom would've done.
[12:02] Tsukuyo
    You're right.
[12:03] Yuzuki
    Right? "Let anyone who wants to join join."
[12:07] Tsukuyo
    Regardless of gender. Yeah, that sounds like her.
[12:11] Yuzuki
    And Akagami-kun seemed really frustrated, too.
[12:16] Yuzuki
    He really seemed to want to change himself.
[12:19] Yuzuki
    Frustration is a sign of earnestness.
[12:23] Yuzuki
    I've only seen a little bit of him,
    but Akagami-kun is so easy to read.
[12:29] Tsukuyo
    Was I really looking at him fairly?
[12:34] Tsukuyo
    Aw, man. I'm no match for you, Yuzu-nee.
[12:38] Tsukuyo
    Come to think of it, he was helping me.
[12:44] Yuzuki
    So, Tsukuyo, should we go explain
    the situation to Akagami-kun?
[12:48] Kiki
    Akagami just packed his things and left.
[12:54] Tsukuyo And Yuzuki
    What?
SIGN    She who hurts another hurts herself.
[13:00] Akemitsu
    There's no way I can face her now.
[13:04] (Flashback) Yuzuki
    Akagami-kun.
[13:05] (Flashback) Yuzuki
    Could you leave, please?
[13:08] Akemitsu
    Before I disgrace myself any further,
SIGN    Temple
    Police
    Box
[13:13] Akemitsu
    I should turn myself in.
[13:14] Akemitsu
    Yes, a girl I live with peeped
    on me in the bath earlier
[13:18] Akemitsu
    and began removing her
    clothes for some reason.
[13:21] Akemitsu
    I accidentally kissed her while she
    was doing that, so I came here.
[13:26] Police
    Don't come back.
[13:28] Akemitsu
    Why?
[13:29] Akemitsu
    I have no choice.
    I guess I'll return to my old place.
[13:33] Manager
    Huh? A new tenant has already moved in.
[13:37] Akemitsu
    What? But what about my things?
[13:40] Manager
    I threw them out.
[13:45] Akemitsu
    Being homeless is no big deal.
[13:50] Akemitsu
    I hope they're eating properly.
[13:53] Akemitsu
    No, they'll be fine as long
    as Yuzuki-san's around.
[13:57] Akemitsu
    Though she seems sheltered at first glance,
    she's actually a dependable woman.
[14:02] Akemitsu
    She was even up early this morning to...
[14:07] Akemitsu
    Am I having worldly thoughts? No, impossible.
[14:10] Akemitsu
    Now that I've achieved enlightenment,
    I don't experience worldly desires.
[14:13] Akemitsu
    Yes, it was the second daughter's training
    that helped me achieve enlightenment.
[14:18] Akemitsu
    She's beautiful, strong-willed,
[14:19] Akemitsu
    and seems like she must interact
    with the opposite sex a lot.
[14:22] Akemitsu
    That said, she was surely shocked by...
[14:26] Akemitsu
    Why do I keep experiencing worldly desires?!
[14:29] Akemitsu
    I thought I achieved enlightenment
    by meditating under that waterfall!
[14:34] Akemitsu
    I should at least repay my debt,
    even if it costs me my life!
SIGN    Testicle 
    90,000
SIGN    Eyes 30,000
SIGN    We will buy your 
    precious assets at
    a high price!
SIGN    What?! They're
    that valuable?!
SIGN    Say BYE-BYE to Debt by Selling Your Organs
SIGN    Expected value of
    Akagami-kun's organs
    18,900,000 yen
SIGN    Akagami-kun's Debt
SIGN    20,000,000 yen
[14:40] Akemitsu
    Am I truly incapable of
    accomplishing anything alone?
[14:50] Yuzuki
    What are you doing?!
[14:53] Yuzuki
    It's the middle of winter! You'll die!
[14:56] Yuzuki
    Akagami-kun? Look at me!
[14:59] Yuzuki
    Why won't you look at me?
[15:01] Akemitsu
    Because it's too tempting!
[15:03] Yuzuki
    Unbelievable. Why did you
    suddenly leave the temple?
[15:07] Akemitsu
    Huh? Well, because you told me to.
[15:11] Yuzuki
    Huh?
[15:13] Yuzuki
    I meant the bath!
    I asked you to leave the bath!
[15:17] Akemitsu
    The bath?
[15:18] Yuzuki
    Listen to me, Akagami-kun.
[15:20] Yuzuki
    You're still just a child.
    You should rely on others more.
[15:23] Yuzuki
    The bath incident could've been
    resolved just by explaining the situation.
[15:28] Akemitsu
    Oh...
[15:29] Yuzuki
    You can rely on me more.
[15:31] Yuzuki
    You're new to your training,
    and you're just a child.
[15:35] Yuzuki
    How old are you, Akagami-kun?
[15:37] Akemitsu
    I'm twenty-one.
[15:39] Yuzuki
    Oh.
[15:40] Yuzuki
    So you're older than me.
[15:42] Yuzuki
    I'm Aoba Yuzuki, seventeen years old.
[15:45] Akemitsu
    How very polite of you.
[15:47] Yuzuki
    You're a full-fledged adult,
    so you should rely on others more!
[15:51] Akemitsu
    Huh?!
[15:53] Yuzuki
    And if you don't know how to do that,
[15:58] Yuzuki
    then you can count on me
    to teach you that, too.
[16:08] Akemitsu
    Yuzuki-san...
[16:09] Akemitsu
    I had my suspicions,
    but she truly is a meathead!
[16:13] Yuzuki
    Akagami-kun.
[16:15] Akemitsu
    Yes?
[16:16] Yuzuki
    The first key to achieving enlightenment is...
[16:19] Yuzuki
    No one should live alone.
[16:24] Yuzuki
    Now that you've come to our temple,
    I won't let you live alone.
[16:28] Yuzuki
    Tsukuyo, what do you think?
[16:29] Akemitsu
    What?
[16:31] Akemitsu
    Miss Second Daughter?
[16:35] Tsukuyo
    Sorry.
[16:36] Tsukuyo
    I'm sorry for tricking you.
[16:39] Tsukuyo
    I'm sorry for assuming you weren't serious.
[16:41] Akemitsu
    No, I'm sorry for looking at your breasts...
    and squeezing them... and knocking you ove—
[16:45] Tsukuyo
    Stop talking, idiot!
[16:47] Akemitsu
    Right! I'm sorry!
[16:51] Tsukuyo
    Let's go home, Akagami.
[16:53] Tsukuyo
    I'm hungry.
[16:54] Akemitsu
    Got it.
[16:55] Tsukuyo
    Akagami, your hand.
[17:02] Akemitsu
    What?
SIGN    Kissing Fee
SIGN    5,000,000 yen
SIGN    Aoba Tsukuyo
[17:03] Tsukuyo
    That was my first.
[17:06] Tsukuyo
    You'd better take responsibility for that.
[17:08] Akemitsu
    For real?!
[17:12] Yuzuki
    We're back.
[17:14] Mia
    Welcome back.
[17:15] Yuzuki
    It's so cold.
[17:16] Akemitsu
    I've just returned.
[17:18] Akemitsu
    Please allow me to rejoin your temple.
[17:21] Tsukuyo
    Whatever, just get inside.
[17:24] Mia
    Ts-Tsukuyo-san? What's he still doing here?
[17:28] Tsukuyo
    Oh, you know. I figured it'd be
    all right if he just lived here.
[17:32] Akemitsu
    Thank you.
[17:35] Tsukuyo
    Mia?!
[17:38] Akemitsu
    What's wrong with her?
[17:39] Tsukuyo
    She's got issues.
[17:41] Yuzuki
    More importantly, let's take
    a bath. Tsukuyo, join me.
[17:45] Akemitsu
    That's right! Your clothes are
    see-through from the rain—
SIGN    No, they're not!
SIGN    No, they're not!
[17:48] Tsukuyo
    Don't mind me.
[17:50] Tsukuyo
    And call me Tsukuyo.
    That nickname you use is weird.
[17:55] Akemitsu
    U-Understood.
[17:58] Kurage
    Welcome back, Tsukuyo-oneechan.
[18:01] Tsukuyo
    Kurage.
[18:02] Kurage
    Akagami-san, you're back, too.
[18:05] Akemitsu
    Embarrassingly, yes, Miss Third Daughter.
[18:08] Tsukuyo
    Kurage is "Miss Third Daughter" now?
[18:11] Kurage
    Yuzuki-oneechan said she'd
    wait for you in the bath.
[18:14] Tsukuyo
    Well, not like there's any rush.
[18:17] Tsukuyo
    She's normally so level-headed.
    What's got her so excited?
[18:21] Kurage
    Yeah, she used to be stupider.
[18:26] Kurage
    She was carefree, impulsive,
[18:29] Kurage
    and wouldn't have a thought in her head
    even when she seemed to be thinking.
[18:31] Tsukuyo
    Kurage, stop.
[18:34] Tsukuyo
    Maybe Yuzu-nee wasn't as
    sharp as she is now, but...
[18:38] Kurage
    Useless?
[18:39] Tsukuyo
    Useless, huh?
[18:41] Tsukuyo
    Yeah, you're really starting
    to give me a headache.
[18:44] Akemitsu
    You mustn't say that, Miss Third Daughter.
[18:46] Akemitsu
    You shouldn't speak about your sister that way.
[18:49] Tsukuyo
    Yeah, that's right.
[18:50] Akemitsu
    Yuzuki-san is simply a meathead.
[18:53] Tsukuyo
    You'd better watch yourself, too.
[18:55] Yuzuki
    Tsukuyo, hurry up!
[18:58] Tsukuyo
    Okay, Yuzu-nee.
[19:00] Tsukuyo
    I'm really off my game these days.
[19:02] Kurage
    Tsukuyo-oneechan's a little
    bit in love with her sister.
[19:05] Akemitsu
    Well, would you look at the time?
[19:08] Akemitsu
    Miss Third Daughter, I'm going
    to make dinner. Would you—
[19:12] Kurage
    I'll help.
[19:15] Akemitsu
    Anyway, when you said earlier that
    Yuzuki-san used to be dumb and useless...
[19:21] Kurage
    It's true.
[19:22] Akemitsu
    I can't imagine it.
[19:24] Kurage
    Of course not. You've only just met her.
[19:28] Akemitsu
    I suppose you're right.
[19:29] Akemitsu
    But I really want to know!
[19:32] Akemitsu
    No, that's ridiculous. It'd be
    an invasion of her privacy.
[19:35] Akemitsu
    But then again...
[19:37] Akemitsu
    There's seventeen years of Yuzuki-san
    that I don't know yet.
[19:41] Akemitsu
    And I want to learn everything
    as soon as possible!
[19:43] Kurage
    You want to spy on them in the bath?
[19:45] Akemitsu
    Where did that come from?
[19:46] Kurage
    You said you wanted to know everything.
[19:49] Akemitsu
    I accidentally said that out loud!
[19:51] Akemitsu
    No, I didn't mean anything so insolent by that.
[19:54] Akemitsu
    Besides, this is a temple. Such insolence
    would be punishable by death.
[19:58] Kurage
    Being pervy isn't a bad thing.
[20:02] Akemitsu
    Wh-Why not?
[20:04] Kurage
    Because you're human.
[20:05] Akemitsu
    Because I'm human?
[20:07] Kurage
    Even the Buddha has children.
[20:10] Kurage
    I'm the child of a monk, too.
[20:13] Kurage
    In other words, a man and a woman had—
[20:14] Akemitsu
    Stop, Miss Third Daughter.
[20:16] Kurage
    Yuzuki-oneechan is probably pervy, too.
[20:20] Akemitsu
    Wha—
[20:21] Kurage
    A closet perv.
[20:23] Akemitsu
    Closet?
[20:24] Kurage
    So I don't think she'd be mad
    if you peeped on her.
[20:27] Akemitsu
    No, wait. That logic doesn't make sense.
[20:30] Akemitsu
    Th-This girl...
[20:32] Akemitsu
    She's so innocent,
    but that makes her so dangerous!
[20:36] Akemitsu
    Uh, um...
[20:39] Kurage
    I'm joking.
[20:40] Akemitsu
    Eh?
[20:41] Kurage
    Teasing people like this used
    to be Yuzuki-oneechan's job.
[20:46] Kurage
    But ever since then, she's been perfect.
[20:51] Kurage
    Tsukuyo-oneechan started
    growing up little by little, too.
[20:57] Kurage
    But since you showed up,
    they've been acting a little dumb again.
[21:02] Kurage
    I like them better when they're dumb.
[21:05] Kurage
    So I'm glad you came back.
[21:10] Kurage
    Thank you.
[21:14] Akemitsu
    What a nice girl!
[21:16] Akemitsu
    You don't need to thank me!
[21:19] Kurage
    So to thank you, I'll show you.
[21:23] Akemitsu
    What?
[21:24] Kurage
    Everything about them.
[21:26] Akemitsu
    No, wait! Miss Third Daughter!
[21:28] Akemitsu
    Stop!
[21:29] Kurage
    Twirl.
[21:46] Yuzuki
    You shouldn't tease Akagami-kun so much.
[21:50] Kurage
    Okay.
[21:52] Akemitsu
    Do you understand,
    Miss Third Daughter? No pervy stuff.
[21:58] Mia
    You seem to be having fun.
[22:00] Mia
    However!
[22:02] Mia
    This temple has fallen into depravity
    because of you, Akagami!
SIGN    Next Time
    
    I'll Castrate You
[23:45] Tsukuyo
    Akagami saw something
    that would embarrass any girl.
[23:48] Yuzuki
    What? You mean...
[23:50] Tsukuyo
    He saw me lick off the
    ice cream stuck to the lid.
[23:52] Yuzuki
    Oh, you had me worried. I thought
    you were talking about something else.
[23:56] Tsukuyo
    Besides that, all he saw was my chest.
[23:58] Yuzuki
    Akagami-kun?!

E3 - I'll Castrate You
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[00:00] Mia
    Bring it on, Akagami!
[00:03] Mia
    Since you've already beaten
    Yuzuki-san and Tsukuyo-san...
[00:06] Yuzuki And Tsukuyo
    What?
[00:07] Mia
    I shall save this temple!
[00:10] Yuzuki
    Mia, you seem confused.
[00:13] Mia
    Don't worry. I'm long past
    asking Akagami to move out.
[00:17] Mia
    Akagami, should you lose our duel...
[00:22] Mia
    I'll castrate you.
[00:26] Akemitsu
    C-Castrate?
[00:30] Akemitsu
    So that's an option?!
[00:31] Yuzuki
    What? You're on board with that?!
[02:04] Yuzuki
    Akagami-kun, look after things while I'm gone.
SIGN    Episode 3: I'll Castrate You
[02:07] Akemitsu
    Got it.
[02:08] Yuzuki
    Try to get along with Mia.
[02:11] Akemitsu
    Got it.
[02:12] Kurage
    What does "castrate" mean?
[02:15] Tsukuyo
    Don't worry about that, Kurage.
[02:17] Yuzuki
    You can work it out with your fists.
[02:21] Akemitsu
    Got it!
[02:27] Yuzuki
    Well, we're off.
[02:30] Akemitsu
    Be careful.
[02:31] Mia
    Akagami!
[02:36] Kagura
    Peek.
[02:37] Mia
    Are you ready?
[02:41] Akemitsu
    Yes, Mia-san.
[02:43] Mia
    You're using my first name already?
[02:45] Mia
    Such a presumptuous man.
[02:47] Mia
    I am Mia Christoph.
[02:49] Mia
    I was already living here long before you.
    Show some respect for your senpai!
[02:54] Akemitsu
    We're in the same situation, then?
[02:57] Mia
    The same situation?!
[02:58] Mia
    H-How rude! I am earnestly doing
    my best to study Japanese culture at...
[03:01] Kagura
    My name is Kagura.
[03:03] Akemitsu
    How polite.
[03:04] Mia
    Don't ignore me!
[03:05] Kagura
    I also live here as her attendant.
[03:10] Akemitsu
    Are you Mia-san's sister?
[03:12] Kagura
    Her older sister, yes.
[03:13] Mia
    We're not sisters! And I'm older!
[03:17] Akemitsu
    By the way, Mia-san,
    why don't we call off this duel?
[03:21] Mia
    What? Are you making fun of me?
[03:23] Mia
    Don't tell me you forgot the atrocity
    you committed when we first met!
[03:29] Mia
    I hate your guts!
[03:32] Mia
    I swear I'll castrate you!
[03:41] Akemitsu
    The "atrocity" I committed when we met?
[03:51] Akemitsu
    Um... What is this?
[03:56] Mia
    Hyakunin Isshu.
[03:59] Mia
    Long ago, a samurai killed one person
    to save the lives of a hundred people.
[04:06] Mia
    And Hyakunin Isshu is a contest
    to determine who that one will be!
[04:11] Mia
    It's the national sport of Japan!
[04:13] Akemitsu
    That's not the Japan I know!
[04:15] Kagura
    Okay, begin.
[04:21] Akemitsu
    She's serious.
[04:25] Mia
    Ready your blade.
[04:28] Mia
    The next one's cutting skin.
[04:30] Akemitsu
    This is bad. But I can't hurt Mia-san.
[04:35] Mia
    Prepare yourself, Akagami!
[04:40] Akemitsu
    Secret bare-handed sword-stopping technique!
SIGN    Total 
    Amateur
[04:49] Kagura
    Oh?
[04:51] Kagura
    My, my.
[04:57] Akemitsu
    Her breasts... popped out?
[05:02] Mia
    Don't look!
[05:05] Akemitsu
    Namusan!
[05:09] Akemitsu
    I... got them?
[05:13] Akemitsu
    They're... magnificent!
[05:24] Akemitsu
    Mia-san!
[05:25] Kagura
    My, my.
[05:27] Kagura
    And that means Mia-san will be
    suffering through a penalty.
[05:33] Kagura
    Mia-san, you suck.
[05:35] Mia
    But... my sarashi...
[05:38] Kagura
    Now then, Akagami-san,
    how should she be punished?
[05:42] Akemitsu
    I have to decide?
[05:43] Kagura
    In that case, I'll decide for you.
SIGN    Collection
    of
    Penances
[05:47] Kagura
    Every one of the world's most unusual
    ascetic practices can be found in this book.
[05:51] Kagura
    You'll select a method from this rare
    collection of penances to complete.
[05:57] Akemitsu
    Collection of penances?
[06:00] Kagura
    This one is agonizing.
[06:02] Kagura
    It involves inserting objects into all your
    orifices and enduring all kinds of things.
[06:07] Mia
    A-All of them?
[06:09] Kagura
    Yes.
[06:10] Mia
    All kinds of things?
[06:12] Kagura
    Yes.
[06:13] Mia
    I'll do it!
[06:14] Akemitsu
    Don't do it!
[06:16] Mia
    I don't need your pity!
[06:17] Akemitsu
    Please calm down!
[06:19] Akemitsu
    There's actually something else I'd prefer.
[06:21] Mia
    What is it?
[06:24] Akemitsu
    What I want is...
[06:28] Akemitsu
    That.
SIGN    Collection
    of
    Penances
SIGN    Collection
    of
    Penances
[06:36] Akemitsu
    I want that.
[06:38] Mia
    You want that?!
SIGN    Boobs
[06:41] Mia
    So you really are here for sex!
[06:42] Akemitsu
    Don't worry! I'll be gentle!
[06:44] Mia
    Wha... But...
[06:46] Akemitsu
    Please! Just for one night!
[06:48] Mia
    B-But...
[06:49] Akemitsu
    There are so many things I want to try!
[06:52] Mia
    Try? Try what?!
[06:53] Akemitsu
    Just once. Please.
[06:56] Mia
    No freaking way!
[06:58] Mia
    You titty monster!
[07:00] Kagura
    My, my.
[07:06] Akemitsu
    Ultimately, I failed to reconcile with Mia-san.
[07:12] Akemitsu
    I really wanted that collection of penances.
SIGN    Collection
    of
    Penances
[07:21] Akemitsu
    It surely contains hints to
    achieving enlightenment.
[07:30] Mia
    I've come to settle things between us.
[07:32] Akemitsu
    Mia-san?
[07:35] Mia
    It's just for one night, okay?
[07:39] Mia
    Let's begin the penalty.
[07:42] Akemitsu
    Huh?
[07:43] Akemitsu
    What's going on here?
[07:46] Mia
    The way we left things,
    I felt like I was running away, so...
[07:52] Mia
    Here.
[07:54] Mia
    Do what you want.
[07:57] Mia
    Make it quick.
[07:59] Mia
    This is embarrassing for me, you know.
[08:04] Mia
    Isn't this what you wanted?
[08:10] Mia
    It's all right.
[08:12] Mia
    After all, this dream...
[08:17] Mia
    will only last for tonight.
[08:21] Akemitsu
    A dream? I see. So this is a dream.
[08:27] Akemitsu
    In that case,
[08:29] Akemitsu
    no one's watching, so...
[08:34] Akemitsu
    Kagura-san?
SIGN    Play along and go all night long!!
[08:36] Kagura
    Ta-da.
[08:36] Akemitsu
    Wait!
[08:37] Akemitsu
    This is real!
[08:40] Akemitsu
    Mia-san, why are you doing this?!
[08:42] Mia
    Why? I mean...
[08:44] Akemitsu
    The penalty... I see. I've figured it out.
[08:48] Akemitsu
    You mustn't do this!
[08:50] Mia
    Huh?
[08:51] Akemitsu
    I know you don't want to
    relinquish the collection of penances,
[08:54] Akemitsu
    but you shouldn't offer your chastity instead.
[08:56] Mia
    Huh?
[08:57] Akemitsu
    That book's value is unfathomable, but still...
[09:01] Mia
    What you wanted was... the book?
[09:04] Akemitsu
    Yes, of course! So I won't do
    anything you don't want!
[09:11] Kagura
    My, my. Looks like you
    failed to reconcile again.
[09:19] Mia
    Failure! Failure! My life's greatest failure!
[09:22] Mia
    I can't believe I got confused
    and humiliated myself like that!
[09:29] Mia
    What's a man doing at a nunnery, anyway?
[09:37] Mia
    I'll hide inside the storage shed and meditate.
[09:43] Akemitsu
    Hello.
[09:44] Mia
    He's in here?!
[09:45] Akemitsu
    Kagura-san told me to meet you here.
[09:47] Mia
    Damn it, Kagura!
[09:50] Akemitsu
    What are you doing here?
[09:52] Mia
    What does it matter?
[09:56] Mia
    What? No way!
[10:00] Mia
    It won't open.
[10:06] Akemitsu
    We can't get out through the window.
[10:09] Akemitsu
    We don't have our phones, and I doubt
    anyone outside would hear us shouting.
[10:16] Akemitsu
    We might be stuck in here
    together until morning.
[10:19] Mia
    Stay away from me, please.
[10:28] Akemitsu
    I found a blanket.
[10:31] Akemitsu
    It's cold.
[10:32] Mia
    I don't want to touch anything
    that's been touched by a man.
[10:35] Akemitsu
    Then I'll leave it here.
[10:39] Akemitsu
    That's an unusual desk.
[10:41] Akemitsu
    Mia-san, what is this?
[10:44] Mia
    Why do I have to answer your questions?
[10:50] Mia
    It's called a sutra transcription desk.
[10:52] Mia
    It's for displaying the heads of those
    who turn away from Buddha's teachings.
[10:56] Akemitsu
    Their heads?
[10:57] Mia
    That's what Kagura told me.
[11:00] Mia
    Your head will end up there eventually.
[11:03] Mia
    I can't believe you joined a temple
    when you don't even know that.
[11:10] Akemitsu
    Would you like the blanket after all?
[11:12] Mia
    I don't need it.
[11:13] Akemitsu
    It gets cold at night.
[11:15] Mia
    Stay away!
[11:16] Akemitsu
    What if you catch a cold?
[11:17] Mia
    Hey...
[11:18] Akemitsu
    Don't be so stubborn.
[11:20] Mia
    I told you not to...
[11:25] Mia
    If you get too close, you'll turn me on!
[11:30] Akemitsu
    Huh?
SIGN    Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
[11:36] Akemitsu
    T-Turn you on?
[11:39] Mia
    Uh, no. That's not what I meant to say.
[11:44] Mia
    This... This wasn't supposed to happen...
[11:55] Mia
    What are you doing?
[11:57] Akemitsu
    You'll catch a chill.
[12:00] Mia
    Don't be so kind to me.
[12:13] Mia
    Could you forget what happened just now?
[12:19] Mia
    And what happened in your room, too.
[12:23] Akemitsu
    You want me to forget that?
[12:25] Akemitsu
    That would be very difficult.
[12:28] Mia
    I wish you'd said yes,
    even if you didn't mean it.
[12:32] Akemitsu
    I'm curious why you acted
    out of character earlier, too.
[12:39] Mia
    Out of character, huh?
[12:41] Akemitsu
    Is there some reason for it?
[12:43] Mia
    No. That's the real me.
[12:48] Mia
    Ever since I could remember, my true
    nature has clung to me like a curse.
[12:56] Mia
    It's the reason I came to Japan.
[12:58] Akemitsu
    The reason you came to Japan?
[13:02] Mia
    Yes.
[13:04] Mia
    I hope you'll forget about this, too,
[13:07] Mia
    but my family is known as an erotic family.
[13:17] Mia
    I come from a long and distinguished line.
[13:21] (Flashback) Mia Mom
    Listen, Mia. A woman of the Christoph family
    must always be surrounded by people.
[13:28] (Flashback) Young Mia
    Yes, Mother.
[13:30] (Flashback) Mia Mom
    By hot people, in particular.
[13:33] (Flashback) Hot Men
    Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
[13:36] (Flashback) Young Mia
    You're so cool, Mother!
[13:39] (Flashback) Classmate A
    We're finally in grade school now, too.
[13:42] (Flashback) Classmate B
    I'm so excited.
[13:44] (Flashback) Classmate A
    Will we be able to make a hundred friends?
[13:47] (Flashback) Young Mia
    Will we, indeed...
[13:49] (Flashback) Classmate B
    Ms. Mia, are you anxious?
[13:51] (Flashback) Young Mia
    Yes.
[13:53] (Flashback) Young Mia
    I'm not sure that I'll be able to find
    a hundred lovers like my mother.
[13:59] Mia
    And so, I ended up alone and friendless.
[14:04] Mia
    By the time I realized something
    wasn't right, it was too late.
[14:08] Mia
    Everyone avoided me.
[14:15] (Flashback) Young Mia
    Maybe I could handle two boyfriends.
[14:17] (Flashback) Young Kagura
    How erotic.
[14:19] (Flashback) Young Mia
    What about picking up men?
[14:20] (Flashback) Young Kagura
    How erotic.
[14:22] (Flashback) Young Mia
    Pillow talk.
[14:24] (Flashback) Young Kagura
    How erotic.
[14:26] (Flashback) Young Mia
    It's hard being wholesome.
[14:30] (Flashback) Kagura
    Mia-san, did you know?
[14:32] (Flashback) Kagura
    Japanese Zen Buddhism is totally in right now.
[14:36] (Flashback) Mia
    Zen?
[14:37] (Flashback) Kagura
    I'm actually very interested in it myself.
SIGN    Mikazuki Temple
[14:42] Mia
    When Kagura told me about it,
    I realized this was it.
[14:46] Mia
    At a nunnery closed to men in Japan,
    where the Christoph family name is unknown,
[14:51] Mia
    I could become a new person.
[14:55] Mia
    But ever since you showed up,
    I've been in agony!
[14:58] Mia
    Nothing about my situation has changed!
[15:01] Mia
    But I shouldn't blame you.
[15:07] Mia
    Don't worry. I just need to move out.
[15:11] Mia
    What? Why are you crying?
[15:14] Akemitsu
    It's actually the same for me.
[15:17] Mia
    What?!
[15:19] Mia
    You, too?
[15:21] Akemitsu
    I had no idea someone else
    suffered from the same circumstances.
[15:24] Mia
    It's so hard, isn't it?
[15:27] Akemitsu
    It sure is!
[15:31] Mia
    What an incredible coincidence.
    No, this is fate.
[15:36] Mia
    With him, maybe I could...
[15:42] Mia
    I never learn.
[15:45] Mia
    I got turned on and got the wrong idea again.
[15:50] Mia
    I need to run away from Akagami
    and the Christoph family.
[15:55] Mia
    I just have to keep running.
[15:58] Akemitsu
    Let's fight it together, Mia-san!
[16:02] Akemitsu
    I feel so encouraged to have an ally!
[16:05] Akemitsu
    Let's pursue the path of
    enlightenment together!
[16:10] Mia
    I'd probably just interfere with your training.
[16:12] Akemitsu
    That's fine with me.
[16:16] Mia
    You're actually just interested
    in my body, aren't you?
[16:21] Akemitsu
    Yes!
[16:23] Akemitsu
    I mean, no. Strictly as a training partner.
[16:26] Mia
    You won't be repulsed if I get turned on again?
[16:28] Akemitsu
    In that regard, we're in the same boat.
[16:31] Mia
    You're right. I won't reject you either.
[16:34] Akemitsu
    Then let's do this.
[16:35] Mia
    Yeah!
[16:49] Kagura
    Slam!
[16:51] Kagura
    I'm here.
[16:53] Mia
    How long were you out there?
[16:55] Kagura
    The whole time.
[16:56] Mia
    You should've helped us!
[16:57] Kagura
    Now, now. Since you seem to have
    settled your differences,
[17:01] Kagura
    why don't we perform penance all night long?
SIGN    Collection
    of
    Penances
[17:07] Mia
    Let's do it!
[17:08] Akemitsu
    As long as I have an ally, I fear no penance!
[17:12] Mia
    Let's do this!
[17:13] Akemitsu And Mia
    Hip hip hooray!
[17:31] Yuzuki
    Kagura? What are you...
[17:33] Mia
    Akagami, deeper.
[17:36] Akemitsu
    Here it comes, Mia-san.
[17:40] Kagura
    Oh, they're just performing some penance.
[17:44] Kagura
    There.
[17:48] Mia
    Get your hand deeper in there.
[17:50] Akemitsu
    Yes, Mia-san.
[17:52] Akemitsu
    Mia-san, I'm bumping into something.
[17:55] Mia
    Stick it out, Akagami.
[17:57] Akemitsu
    Oh, Yuzuki-san.
[17:58] Mia
    Huh?
[18:00] Yuzuki
    What is this?
[18:02] Kagura
    Ta-da.
[18:03] Kagura
    They've been grappling together all night long.
[18:08] Yuzuki
    All night long?
[18:21] Yuzuki
    Hey!
SIGN    Repenting
SIGN    Repenting
[18:31] Kiki
    Did something happen?
[18:33] Tsukuyo
    I dunno. Are you mad?
[18:36] Yuzuki
    Not at all.
[18:39] Kiki
    By the way, Yuzuki.
[18:40] Yuzuki
    Yes?
[18:41] Kiki
    You seem rather relaxed, but wasn't your
    matchmaking meeting postponed to today?
[18:48] Kiki
    This temple's future depends on it, right?
[18:53] Akemitsu
    What?
[18:54] Yuzuki
    I'm going to be late!
SIGN    Mikazuki
    Temple
[18:57] Akemitsu
    Where's the meeting?
[18:58] Yuzuki
    At Ryukoku Temple.
[19:00] Akemitsu
    Will you make it in time?
[19:01] Yuzuki
    Barely, if I make it onto the next bus.
[19:03] Akemitsu
    Then let's hurry.
[19:08] Yuzuki
    The problem is my kimono.
    I'll have to get dressed on the road.
[19:11] Akemitsu
    I once had a job helping people put on kimonos.
[19:13] Yuzuki
    You used to do that, too?
[19:15] Akemitsu
    Should you let him know you'll be late?
[19:18] Yuzuki
    No! I really can't afford to make any mistakes!
[19:22] Akemitsu
    What do you mean?
[19:24] Yuzuki
    We're actually supposed to move out
    of the temple as soon as possible.
[19:29] Akemitsu
    What?
[19:31] Yuzuki
    Neither of my parents live at the temple.
[19:34] Yuzuki
    Without a head priest, a family
    has no right to reside at a temple.
[19:39] Yuzuki
    Right now, Kiki-san's around to help,
    but she can't stay forever.
[19:45] Yuzuki
    I was told the temple would be closed
    once I graduated from high school.
[19:51] Yuzuki
    But if my matchmaking meeting goes well
    and a new head priest moves in...
[19:56] Akemitsu
    You'd enter a marriage you don't want
    just to keep the temple open?
[20:01] Yuzuki
    It was my decision.
[20:04] Yuzuki
    I won't allow the temple to close!
[20:08] Akemitsu
    I promise you'll make it in time!
SIGN    Bus Stop
[20:13] Yuzuki
    We're too late.
[20:16] Yuzuki
    And it's too far to run...
[20:18] Akemitsu
    Yuzuki-san!
[20:20] Akemitsu
    I got someone to lend me a scooter!
[20:22] Yuzuki
    How?!
[20:23] Akemitsu
    Hold on tight!
[20:25] Yuzuki
    Are you sure about this?
[20:27] Akemitsu
    I memorized all the shortcuts
    when I worked as a deliveryman.
[20:31] Yuzuki
    Akagami-kun, seriously, who are you?
[20:39] Yuzuki
    We're out of gas...
[20:43] Yuzuki
    Is that the bus?
SIGN    Bus
[20:45] Akemitsu
    Really?!
SIGN    Black Bus
    Transport
    Company
[20:53] Yuzuki
    What kind of idiot mistakes a truck for a bus?
[20:58] Kurage
    Yuzuki-oneechan is a dumb perv.
[21:01] Akemitsu
    Imaginary Third Daughter, stop.
[21:02] Kurage
    She's useless and horny.
[21:03] Kurage
    Stupid, useless, and horny.
[21:06] Akemitsu
    Who cares if she's horny? Stop it.
[21:10] Yuzuki
    I'm sorry, Akagami-kun.
    Your efforts were wasted.
[21:16] Yuzuki
    Maybe it's impossible for me
    to keep the temple open.
[21:23] Akemitsu
    Yuzuki-san...
[21:29] Akemitsu
    This is an opportunity for you to get changed.
[21:32] Yuzuki
    Huh?
[21:33] Akemitsu
    You'll get changed now, and we'll exit
    when we hit the next red light!
[21:37] Yuzuki
    But...
[21:38] Akemitsu
    We'll borrow this truck once we're out.
[21:40] Akemitsu
    I have truck-driving experience, too.
[21:44] Yuzuki
    Borrow it? How?
[21:46] Akemitsu
    We'll offer them money.
[21:48] Yuzuki
    You're already in debt, you know!
[21:52] Akemitsu
    I've got nothing to lose.
[21:53] Yuzuki
    Isn't that exactly the problem?
[22:04] Yuzuki
    Fine.
[22:05] Yuzuki
    All right! Let's get changed
    and break down that door!
[22:10] Akemitsu
    Got it!
SIGN    Matchmaking Meeting
    in 30 Minutes
[22:12] Yuzuki
    No matter what happens...
[22:13] Akemitsu And Yuzuki
    We won't give up!
[23:45] Tsukuyo
    This is bad.
SIGN    Next Time
    
    Go Ahead and Take a Shower
[23:46] Mia
    What's the problem?
[23:47] Tsukuyo
    Yuzu-nee is... She's in Ada...
[23:50] Mia
    Adachi?
[23:51] Tsukuyo
    No! She's at a lo... love...
[23:55] Mia
    Love hotel!
[23:56] Tsukuyo
    Correct! I mean, wait! It's a huge problem!

E4 - Go Ahead and Take a Shower
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[00:00] Kiki
    By the way, Yuzuki.
[00:02] Yuzuki
    Yes?
[00:03] Kiki
    You seem rather relaxed, but wasn't your
    matchmaking meeting postponed to today?
[00:10] Kiki
    This temple's future depends on it, right?
SIGN    Mikazuki
    Temple
[00:14] Yuzuki
    I'm going to be late!
[00:17] Akemitsu
    Where's the meeting?
[00:19] Yuzuki
    At Ryukoku Temple.
[00:20] Yuzuki
    We're actually supposed to move out
    of the temple as soon as possible.
[00:26] Akemitsu
    What?
[00:27] Yuzuki
    Neither of my parents live at the temple.
[00:31] Yuzuki
    Without a head priest, a family
    has no right to reside at a temple.
[00:36] Yuzuki
    But if my matchmaking meeting goes well
    and a new head priest moves in...
[00:41] Akemitsu
    You'd enter a marriage you don't want
    just to keep the temple open?
[00:46] Yuzuki
    It was my decision.
[00:48] Yuzuki
    I won't allow the temple to close!
SIGN    Bus Stop
SIGN    Bus
[01:02] Yuzuki
    Maybe it's impossible for me
    to keep the temple open.
[01:09] Akemitsu
    Yuzuki-san...
[01:15] Akemitsu
    This is an opportunity for you to get changed.
[01:18] Yuzuki
    Huh?
[01:19] Akemitsu
    You'll get changed now, and we'll exit
    when we hit the next red light!
[01:23] Yuzuki
    But...
[01:24] Akemitsu
    We'll borrow this truck once we're out.
[01:26] Akemitsu
    I have truck-driving experience, too.
[01:30] Yuzuki
    All right! Let's get changed
    and break down that door!
[01:35] Akemitsu
    Got it!
SIGN    Episode 4
[03:08] Akemitsu
    And so, Akemitsu and Yuzuki
    broke through the trailer doors,
[03:12] Akemitsu
    borrowed the truck,
    and headed to Ryukoku Temple, where—
SIGN    Black Bus
    Transport
    Company
SIGN    Episode 4: Go Ahead and Take a Shower
[03:24] (Flashback) Yuzuki
    Kiki-san, I don't want this
    temple to close after all.
[03:28] (Flashback) Kiki
    But it'll take three years for you
    to become the head priest.
[03:32] (Flashback) Yuzuki
    I know.
[03:34] (Flashback) Kiki
    And this temple has only one year left.
[03:36] (Flashback) Yuzuki
    I know.
[03:38] (Flashback) Yuzuki
    I'm going to hire a matchmaker.
SIGN    Ryukoku
    Temple
[03:58] Yuzuki
    We made it!
[04:00] Yuzuki
    Um, I'm here for the matchmaking meeting!
[04:03] Priest
    Aoba Yuzuki-san?
[04:06] Yuzuki
    Akagami-kun!
[04:07] Akemitsu
    Yes?
[04:08] Yuzuki
    Thank you so much for getting me this far.
[04:11] Yuzuki
    I'll handle the rest.
[04:13] Akemitsu
    Of course!
[04:14] Akemitsu
    There isn't a man in this world
    who wouldn't fall for you!
SIGN    Black Bus
    Transport
    Company
[04:19] Akemitsu
    What? She laughed at me?
[04:24] Yuzuki
    I'll see you later.
[04:28] Akemitsu
    Good luck.
[04:30] Akemitsu
    This is surely goodbye.
[04:34] Akemitsu
    Since she's getting married,
    a man like me can't keep living with her.
[04:40] Akemitsu
    Yuzuki-san, I wish you the best.
[04:45] Akemitsu
    Huh?
[04:48] Akemitsu
    Who are you?
[04:50] High Priest Aoba
    Who are you? And what are you doing here?
[04:54] Akemitsu
    What do you mean?
[04:56] High Priest Aoba
    You must be associated with the temple
    since you're wearing work clothes.
[04:59] High Priest Aoba
    So start tidying up the yard.
[05:01] Akemitsu
    Huh?! B-But I...
[05:10] Yuzuki
    My name is Aoba Yuzuki.
[05:13] Yuzuki
    Thank you for having me today.
[05:17] Hoan
    Thank you for making the trip here.
SIGN    Ryokoku Temple Third Son
SIGN    Kijo Hoan
[05:22] Hoan
    My name is Kijo Hoan.
[05:25] Yuzuki
    It's a pleasure to meet you.
[05:27] Hoan
    You're quite young.
[05:29] Hoan
    Why seek a matchmaker at your age?
[05:32] Yuzuki
    Because I love Mikazuki Temple
    and the people who live there.
[05:37] Hoan
    I see.
[05:39] Yuzuki
    You should visit sometime.
[05:41] Yuzuki
    I'm proud to call them my family and friends.
[05:44] Yuzuki
    They're warm, kind, and so dependable.
[05:49] Yuzuki
    I'm sure they're supporting me
    from afar right now...
[05:59] Yuzuki
    There's one right there?!
[06:01] Yuzuki
    Is that really him or a doppelganger?
[06:03] Akemitsu
    I don't want to see Yuzuki-san
    meeting with another man!
[06:09] Akemitsu
    But... her alluring figure is a sight to behold!
[06:16] Yuzuki
    Akagami-kun, look at me.
[06:23] Akemitsu
    Worldly desires, begone!
    Worldly desires, begone!
[06:26] Yuzuki
    That's definitely him!
[06:28] Hoan
    Is something the matter?
[06:29] Yuzuki
    Huh?!
[06:30] Hoan
    You must be nervous.
[06:32] Yuzuki
    Oh, no. Not really.
[06:34] Hoan
    It's all right. Just imagine your family
    and friends are nearby watching over you.
[06:39] Yuzuki
    Actually, I'm anxious 
    because one of them is here!
[06:41] Akemitsu
    Worldly desires, begone!
[06:43] Yuzuki
    What should I do? What was I about to say?
[06:47] Akemitsu
    Yuzuki-san is distressed.
[06:49] Akemitsu
    That's not good. My presence is
    having a negative influence on her.
[06:52] Akemitsu
    I must hide myself immediately.
[06:56] High Priest Aoba
    Over here. Come here.
[06:58] Akemitsu
    It's that nun again.
[07:06] Akemitsu
    Th-The matchmaker has suddenly fallen
    ill and is no longer able to attend,
[07:10] Akemitsu
    so I, the humble Akagami,
    will be taking their place.
[07:15] Yuzuki
    What's going on here?
[07:16] Akemitsu
    I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[07:20] Akemitsu
    I must at least play Cupid for them.
[07:24] Akemitsu
    Well then, milady.
[07:25] Yuzuki
    "Milady"?
[07:26] Akemitsu
    Shall we get started?
[07:28] Yuzuki
    Uh, y-yes.
[07:30] Akemitsu
    Milord.
[07:31] Hoan
    "Milord"...
[07:33] Akemitsu
    What would you like to do on
    a date with your sweetheart?
[07:36] Hoan
    I'd like to go see a movie.
[07:39] Hoan
    I often go alone, but I'd enjoy going together.
[07:44] Yuzuki
    The meeting's actually moving forward.
SIGN    Relieved
[07:46] Yuzuki
    Maybe I don't need to be worried.
[07:48] Akemitsu
    A movie?!
[07:51] Akemitsu
    A movie theater... Couples' seating...
[07:54] Akemitsu
    Under cover of darkness...
[07:56] Yuzuki
    This is embarrassing.
[08:00] Yuzuki
    You look like an Asura, Akagami-kun!
[08:02] Akemitsu
    No, no. I'm Cupid.
[08:05] Akemitsu
    How do you spend your days off?
[08:08] Hoan
    I spend them relaxing at hot springs.
[08:10] Akemitsu
    Hot springs?!
[08:16] Yuzuki
    Allow me to join you.
[08:20] Yuzuki
    Akagami-kun, are you okay?
[08:23] Akemitsu
    Don't worry about me. In that case, milord...
[08:27] Akemitsu
    What if you were to get married?
[08:30] Hoan
    I'd like to have about ten kids.
[08:35] Yuzuki
    I want your babies.
[08:39] Yuzuki
    Akagami-kun!
[08:46] Yuzuki
    Um, I'm sorry about that.
[08:49] Hoan
    It's fine. Your friends really
    are exactly as you described.
[08:53] Yuzuki
    Huh?
[08:54] Hoan
    I don't know what he was doing here,
[08:57] Hoan
    but I'm certain he didn't come
    to interfere with our meeting.
[09:00] Hoan
    I consider myself an excellent
    judge of character.
[09:04] Hoan
    He must've been genuinely worried about you.
[09:08] Hoan
    There wasn't a single lie
    in anything he said or did.
[09:12] Yuzuki
    Lies...
[09:15] (Flashback) Yuzuki Mom
    Listen to me, Yuzuki. You mustn't lie.
[09:20] Yuzuki
    That's right. Lying is wrong.
[09:24] Hoan
    Is something the matter?
[09:26] Yuzuki
    Kijo-san, I'm sorry.
[09:28] Yuzuki
    I don't actually intend to get married.
[09:34] (Flashback) Kiki
    So you'll have a man qualified to serve as
    a head priest take over Mikazuki Temple.
[09:39] (Flashback) Yuzuki
    Yes.
[09:40] (Flashback) Kiki
    And that's why you're hiring a matchmaker?
[09:42] (Flashback) Yuzuki
    I know it isn't the noblest of motives.
[09:45] (Flashback) Kiki
    Sounds fine to me. After all,
    you'll be meeting Buddhist priests.
[09:49] (Flashback) Yuzuki
    Huh?
[09:51] (Flashback) Kiki
    You can just go through the
    motions of attending a meeting.
[09:54] (Flashback) Yuzuki
    But...
[09:55] (Flashback) Kiki
    You're basically buying time
    until you become a nun, right?
SIGN    Temple
[09:59] (Flashback) Kiki
    Then just get engaged and
    break it off in three years.
[10:04] (Flashback) Yuzuki
    Doesn't that sound like a scam?
[10:06] (Flashback) Kiki
    What are you talking about?
[10:08] (Flashback) Kiki
    He'll get the chance to dream of
    marrying a beautiful young woman.
[10:11] (Flashback) Yuzuki
    That's totally a scam.
[10:13] (Flashback) Kiki
    If you really like him,
    then you can get married.
[10:17] (Flashback) Yuzuki
    What if he wants to get married sooner?
[10:19] (Flashback) Kiki
    Tell him you want to focus on your studies
    a little longer and have him wait.
[10:26] (Flashback) Yuzuki
    Okay. I'll give it a shot.
[10:28] (Flashback) Kiki
    Good, that's the spirit.
[10:31] (Flashback) Kiki
    Show some unmarried
    reject priest a fleeting dream.
[10:35] (Flashback) Yuzuki
    Kiki-san, what do you have against priests?
[10:40] Hoan
    I see.
[10:41] Hoan
    In other words, you wanted help
    keeping your temple open.
[10:46] Yuzuki
    Yes.
[10:47] Hoan
    And that's why you hired a matchmaker.
[10:50] Yuzuki
    I'm really sorry. I realized I shouldn't lie.
[10:55] Yuzuki
    Still...
[10:56] Yuzuki
    I know this is insolent of me, but please...
[10:59] Yuzuki
    Would you be willing to get engaged?
[11:02] Yuzuki
    Please give me—give us some time.
[11:06] Hoan
    You're a straightforward person. I like that.
[11:12] Hoan
    But you're a child.
[11:14] Hoan
    I hear Mikazuki Temple is
    perpetually broke and understaffed.
[11:20] Hoan
    And the main temple is in
    desperate need of repairs.
[11:23] Yuzuki
    I...
[11:25] Hoan
    Can you satisfy your parishioners like that?
[11:28] Hoan
    Can you save others when you
    can't even take care of yourself?
[11:32] Hoan
    Keeping the temple open
    won't make anyone happy.
[11:37] Hoan
    I'm sure whoever decided to shut
    it down had the same thought.
[11:43] Yuzuki
    No one?
[11:46] Yuzuki
    But they're...
[11:48] Hoan
    Wake up and smell the coffee.
[11:53] Hoan
    Mikazuki Temple isn't worth protecting.
[11:57] Yuzuki
    Still, I will take over the temple!
[12:02] Akemitsu
    I had no idea my debt had
    made the situation so terrible.
[12:06] Akemitsu
    The least I can do is give my life
    to restore Mikazuki Temple's image!
[12:11] Yuzuki
    That would only hurt our
    image more, Akagami-kun!
[12:14] Akemitsu
    Milord, is there any way we can have
    a second chance at this meeting?
[12:20] Hoan
    Akagami-san, was it?
[12:23] Hoan
    Shutting the temple down
    should be in your best interest, too.
[12:26] Yuzuki
    Huh?
[12:27] Hoan
    You could slowly pay off your debt.
[12:30] Hoan
    Once the temple is gone,
    you won't have to serve them.
[12:33] Yuzuki
    Oh, right. It's good for Akagami-kun, too.
[12:37] Hoan
    I do believe that concludes our meeting.
[12:44] Hoan
    Listen, nobody needs Mikazuki Temple any—
[12:47] Akemitsu
    That temple and Yuzuki-san have saved me twice.
[12:51] Yuzuki
    Akagami-kun...
[12:53] Akemitsu
    That temple isn't worthless.
[12:58] Hoan
    You think it should stay open?
[13:01] Akemitsu
    Yes.
[13:02] Hoan
    Even if Yuzuki-san suffers because of it?
[13:06] Hoan
    Running a temple is hardly easy.
[13:09] Hoan
    She won't be the only one.
[13:10] Hoan
    Her family and parishioners
    will suffer, as well.
[13:12] Hoan
    What if she fails? What if things get worse?
[13:15] Hoan
    What will you do when
    she can't take it anymore?
[13:20] Akemitsu
    I'll support her.
[13:24] Hoan
    Oh? Do you swear it?
[13:27] Hoan
    You'll spend the rest of your life
    making Aoba Yuzuki-san happy?
[13:32] Akemitsu
    I will!
[13:34] Hoan
    You'll remain with her
    in sickness and in health?
[13:37] Yuzuki
    What?!
[13:38] Akemitsu
    I will!
[13:39] Yuzuki
    Hey, wait...
[13:41] Hoan
    You'll care for one another and build
    a bright and happy family together?
[13:46] Akemitsu
    I will!
[13:46] Yuzuki
    Is this... a propo—
[13:49] Hoan
    Then demonstrate the worth
    of Mikazuki Temple.
[13:54] Hoan
    Show me that the ideals of children
    can overcome the harshness of reality.
[14:01] Hoan
    Now then, Aoba Yuzuki-san.
[14:04] Yuzuki
    Yes?
[14:05] Hoan
    I accept your engagement proposal.
[14:08] Yuzuki
    What?!
[14:09] Hoan
    But I'm only lending you my name.
[14:15] Akemitsu And Yuzuki
    Thank you!
[14:22] High Priest Aoba
    Hoan, I thought I told you to
    convince her to shut down the temple.
[14:28] Hoan
    She brought an interesting boy along,
    and I couldn't help myself.
[14:31] Hoan
    Weren't you curious about him, too?
[14:34] Hoan
    That's why you involved him in the meeting.
[14:36] Hoan
    Isn't that right, High Priest Aoba?
[14:40] High Priest Aoba
    Akagami...
[14:42] High Priest Aoba
    He's that man's son, huh?
SIGN    A contented mind is a perpetual feast.
[14:50] Yuzuki
    Too bad we missed the last bus.
[14:54] Akemitsu
    We'll walk to the station.
[14:58] Yuzuki
    I'm sorry for everything.
[14:59] Akemitsu
    What do you mean?
[15:01] Yuzuki
    Nothing.
[15:02] Akemitsu
    Either way, I'm glad the
    matchmaking meeting went well.
[15:06] Akemitsu
    So you're getting engaged in
    name only, but won't marry...
[15:10] Akemitsu
    Does that mean I don't have
    to move out of the temple?!
[15:14] Yuzuki
    Of course.
[15:16] Akemitsu
    Yahoo! All right! Yes!
[15:22] Akemitsu
    Yahoo!
[15:28] Akemitsu
    Y-Yuzuki-san?!
[15:30] Yuzuki
    Sorry! I'm not sure what
    my face looks like right now.
[15:35] Yuzuki
    Thank you, Akagami-kun.
[15:40] Akemitsu
    You're crying and blushing at the same time!
[15:42] Yuzuki
    Why did you have to look?!
[15:45] Akemitsu
    Are you feeling unwell?
[15:46] Yuzuki
    No, you idiot!
SIGN    Platform 2
SIGN    Train service has ended for the day
[15:52] Station Announce
    The last train has departed from the station.
[15:56] Station Announce
    The exits will be closed shortly.
[15:58] Station Announce
    Please leave the station immediately.
[16:07] Akemitsu
    We'll get a taxi.
[16:08] Yuzuki
    Good idea!
[16:09] Yuzuki
    There aren't any here!
[16:13] Yuzuki
    I don't see any cars, and my phone's dead.
[16:17] Yuzuki
    What about yours?
[16:20] Akemitsu
    Mine was crushed.
[16:22] Yuzuki
    What happened?!
[16:24] Yuzuki
    What are we going to do? It's getting cold.
[16:27] Yuzuki
    Ow!
[16:28] Yuzuki
    A blister...
[16:31] Akemitsu
    That's not good. We'll have to rest somewhere.
SIGN    Silk Road 
Beyond Nirvana
[16:43] Akemitsu
    No, no, no.
[16:46] Akemitsu
    She's not seducing you. This is definitely
    not a come-on, Akagami Akemitsu.
[16:51] Akemitsu
    Begone, worldly desires!
[16:54] Yuzuki
    Akagami-kun.
[16:57] Yuzuki
    Should we check it out?
[16:58] Akemitsu
    Yuzuki-san?!
SIGN    Silk Road 
Beyond Nirvana
[17:01] Akemitsu
    How can you be so casual about it?!
[17:03] Yuzuki
    I don't mean in a weird way.
[17:05] Yuzuki
    But you know, there's nothing else around.
[17:08] Akemitsu
    That's not the problem here!
[17:09] Akemitsu
    A young man and woman shouldn't
    casually enter a love hotel together!
SIGN    Room 205
SIGN    Stay
SIGN    Rest
[17:15] Akemitsu
    We checked in!
[17:19] Yuzuki
    Wow!
[17:20] Yuzuki
    Isn't this place amazing, Akagami-kun?
[17:22] Akemitsu
    It sure is.
[17:24] Yuzuki
    And it's way cleaner than I expected.
[17:26] Akemitsu
    It sure is.
[17:28] Yuzuki
    Looks like we can order food, too.
[17:30] Akemitsu
    Great attitude, Yuzuki-san.
[17:32] Akemitsu
    There's no way things will get awkward now.
[17:35] Yuzuki
    They've even got karaoke and games.
[17:38] Akemitsu
    As long as I don't look at that wall...
[17:41] Yuzuki
    Akagami-kun, look.
SIGN    Cosplay Costumes for Rent
SIGN    Free!!
[17:43] Yuzuki
    They've got cosplay costumes.
SIGN    Cosplay Costumes for Rent
[17:47] Akemitsu
    Yuzuki-san!
[17:48] Akemitsu
    Wh-Why? Why must you
    provoke my worldly desires?!
[17:54] Akemitsu
    Calm down. Yuzuki-san's
    doing this to ease the tension.
[17:58] Yuzuki
    They've got movies, too.
[18:00] Yuzuki
    We can watch all the AVs we want.
[18:01] Akemitsu
    Worldly desires, begone!
[18:03] Yuzuki
    Oh, sorry. I got carried away.
SIGN    Worldy
    Desires Begone...
[18:07] Akemitsu
    It's fine.
[18:24] Yuzuki
    Akagami-kun...
[18:25] Akemitsu
    Y-Yes?
[18:27] Yuzuki
    Go ahead and take a shower.
[18:29] Akemitsu
    She's totally down!
[18:35] Akemitsu
    No, don't be ridiculous.
[18:37] Akemitsu
    There's no way Yuzuki-san
    would try to seduce me.
[18:43] Akemitsu
    She considerately suggested I bathe
    because she knows I'm exhausted.
[18:49] Akemitsu
    That's right. It wasn't for
    any inappropriate reason.
[18:55] Akemitsu
    Yuzuki-san, I'm out of the—
[18:59] Akemitsu
    Is something the matter?
[19:01] Yuzuki
    No.
[19:04] Yuzuki
    I'm going to take a bath.
[19:05] Akemitsu
    O-Okay.
[19:15] Akemitsu
    Y-Yuzuki-san was watching an AV?
[19:20] Akemitsu
    Hang on! Surely she didn't
    have me take a bath first
[19:23] Akemitsu
    because she wanted to secretly watch an AV!
SIGN    Correct
[19:26] Kurage
    That's correct, Akagami-san.
[19:28] Kurage
    Yuzuki-oneechan is a perv, too.
[19:30] Kurage
    The quiet type.
[19:32] Akemitsu
    What am I supposed to do here?!
[19:35] Perv-Mitsu
    What's there to think about?
SIGN    Akagami Perv-mitsu
[19:37] Perv-Mitsu
    Pinning her down is the only choice!
SIGN    Dummy-gami Akemitsu
[19:40] Dummy-Gami
    Isn't that what she's hoping you'll do?
[19:43] Perv-Mitsu
    Show her the kind of man you are!
[19:45] Perv-Mitsu
    You musn't embarrass a woman.
[19:49] Akemitsu
    Why do they have to agree with each other?
[19:52] Perv-Mitsu
    C'mon, be honest with yourself.
[19:54] Dummy-Gami
    Don't you want to get with her, too?
[19:56] Akemitsu
    Stop!
[19:59] Akemitsu
    Wait, violence is wrong.
[20:02] Both
    Let's climb the stairs of adulthood together.
[20:04] Akemitsu
    Damn it!
[20:08] Akemitsu
    I swore I'd support her.
[20:13] Akemitsu
    I'll protect her from myself!
[20:22] Yuzuki
    Wow, so that's what AVs are like.
[20:29] Yuzuki
    This bath is huge.
[20:32] Yuzuki
    What's this for?
[20:35] Yuzuki
    I can't believe I actually
    entered a love hotel.
[20:38] Yuzuki
    What should I do? What am I supposed to do?
[20:41] Yuzuki
    I'll start by warming up and calming down.
[20:48] Yuzuki
    Now that I've calmed down,
    I'm so embarrassed!
[20:52] Yuzuki
    Why did I act so excited?!
[20:55] Yuzuki
    By bringing him here, I made it seem
    like I'm hoping something will happen!
[21:00] Yuzuki
    We're going to have a
    misunderstanding, aren't we?
[21:03] Yuzuki
    Akagami-kun and I are about to...
[21:09] (Flashback) Akemitsu
    I'll support her.
[21:14] (Flashback) Akemitsu
    I will!
[21:25] Yuzuki
    If Akagami-kun really wants me, then I...
[21:41] Yuzuki
    What?
[21:44] Akemitsu
    Don't worry.
[21:47] Akemitsu
    No harm will come to you now, Yuzuki-san.
[21:52] Akemitsu
    You can rest at ease.
[21:57] Akemitsu
    Yuzuki-san, why did you blindfold me?
[22:00] Akemitsu
    Yuzuki-san? Hey, Yuzuki-san...
[22:06] Akemitsu
    How am I supposed to use the bathroom?
[22:09] Akemitsu
    Yuzuki-san? You're there, aren't you?
SIGN    Silk Road 
Beyond Nirvana
[22:12] Yuzuki
    Dummy.
[22:13] Akemitsu
    Hey!
SIGN    Next Time
    
    How Shall I Make
    You Take Responsibility?
[23:45] Kagura
    Bullseye.
[23:47] Kiki
    Oh?
[23:48] Kagura
    Finally got it.
[23:50] Kiki
    Ah, I see.
[23:52] Kiki
    You're talking about archery, right?
[23:54] Kagura
    Aw, come on.
[23:56] Kiki
    You're too desperate to make it happen.

E5 - How Shall I Make You Take Responsibility?
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SIGN    Mikazuki Temple
[00:07] Tsukuyo
    Yuzu-nee...
[00:10] Yuzuki
    We're back.
[00:12] Tsukuyo
    Yuzu-nee and Akagami!
[00:15] Yuzuki
    We're back, Tsukuyo.
[00:17] Tsukuyo
    You should've called to say
    you were staying out overnight.
[00:19] Yuzuki
    S-Sorry. My phone died.
[00:23] Tsukuyo
    Either way, I'm glad it seems
    like nothing happened.
[00:26] Akemitsu And Yuzuki
    Of course nothing happened.
[00:29] Tsukuyo
    What happened?!
SIGN    Episode 5:
    How Shall I Make You Take Responsibility?
[02:04] Akemitsu
    See you later.
[02:07] Student
    Hey, let me copy your homework.
[02:09] Tsukuyo
    So last night, you missed the
    last train and stayed at a...
[02:13] Tsukuyo
    love hotel, but nothing happened?
[02:17] Yuzuki
    That's right. All we did was stay the night.
[02:19] Tsukuyo
    Oh, I see. I thought you cheated
    the very same day you got engaged.
[02:24] Yuzuki
    That's what you thought?
[02:26] Tsukuyo
    But Yuzu-nee,
[02:28] Tsukuyo
    you'd better not tell anyone at school
    about that, or that Akagami is living with us.
[02:33] Yuzuki
    What? But it's normal for temples
    to have live-in help.
[02:38] Tsukuyo
    Did you forget that we're a nunnery, Yuzu-nee?
[02:40] Yuzuki
    Is it really that big a deal?
[02:42] Tsukuyo
    Of course it is! If people find out we're
    living with a young man, their faith in us—
[02:46] Yuzuki
    But it's fine since it's Akagami-kun.
[02:48] Yuzuki
    We went to a love hotel, but he didn't do—
[02:49] Tsukuyo
    Yuzu-nee!
[02:51] Tsukuyo
    In any case, don't tell anyone
    we live with Akagami! Got it?
[02:56] Yuzuki
    O-Okay.
[03:03] Tsukuyo
    Come on, Yuzu-nee. How could you
    let your guard down so much?
[03:07] Tsukuyo
    Before Akagami came to our place,
    you were... you were more...
[03:13] Mana
    Tsukki.
[03:16] Mana
    Morning.
[03:17] Tsukuyo
    Good morning, Mana and Yuki.
[03:20] Mana
    What's the matter? You seem down.
[03:22] Tsukuyo
    Just some stuff going on at home.
[03:25] Mana
    With the temple? Speaking of temples, Tsukki...
[03:29] Mana
    I heard you got a boyfriend.
[03:34] Tsukuyo
    Where did that come from? Also, I didn't!
[03:37] Mana
    There's eyewitness testimony.
[03:39] Tsukuyo
    Eyewitness testimony?
[03:41] Mana
    You were kissing a boy by the river
    after the rain stopped...
[03:44] Yuki
    And then you went home together.
[03:46] Mana And Yuki
    Right?
[03:48] Tsukuyo
    It must've been someone else.
[03:50] Mana
    But the other guy was
    wearing temple work clothes.
[03:54] Tsukuyo
    Work clothes?
[03:58] Tsukuyo
    You mean that?!
[04:00] Tsukuyo
    That's not what happened!
[04:02] Tsukuyo
    And we weren't alone! Yuzu-nee was there!
[04:05] Mana
    My, my. So bold to do that
    in front of your sister.
[04:07] Tsukuyo
    I told you, that's not what it was!
[04:09] Tsukuyo
    I was just whispering in his ear!
[04:11] Mana
    Whispering?
[04:12] Tsukuyo
    Yes! About how we'd kissed before...
[04:16] Mana
    So you did kiss him!
[04:18] Mana
    You've got a boyfriend!
[04:20] Yuki
    Tell us more.
[04:21] Tuskuyo
    No! That's not what happened!
[04:22] Yuki
    Now this is major news.
[04:24] Mana
    Sure is.
[04:25] Tsukuyo
    Huh?
[04:26] Mana
    There are a lot of boys
    who are interested in you.
[04:30] Tsukuyo
    What?
[04:32] Mana
    I doubt you realize it, but you Aoba sisters
    are actually pretty popular here at school.
[04:37] Mana
    Your sister Yuzuki-san is famous
    for how gorgeous she is,
[04:41] Mana
    and you're... huge.
[04:43] Yuki
    Massive.
[04:45] Tsukuyo
    What are you talking about?
[04:46] Mana
    All anyone's talking about is
    how you got a boyfriend.
[04:51] Tsukuyo
    What?
[04:52] Mana And Yuki
    Tell us! Tell us!
[04:54] Tsukuyo
    This is bad.
[04:55] Tsukuyo
    If people find out he
    lives with us, we're screwed!
[05:00] Mana And Yuki
    What?!
[05:02] Yuki
    So agile.
[05:02] Mana
    Tsukuyo's so cool.
[05:02] Tsukuyo
    What's he doing at school?!
[05:05] Tsukuyo
    In his work clothes, of all things...
SIGN    Tsukuyo's Lunch
[05:10] Tsukuyo
    I'm the one who let my guard down!
[05:13] Tsukuyo
    I'm going to the nurse's office!
[05:14] Yuki
    The nurse's office?
[05:15] Mana
    But you're sprinting at full speed!
[05:18] Akemitsu
    Where is Aoba Tsukuyo-san's class?
[05:20] Male Student A
    O-Oh, the younger Aoba is...
[05:22] Male Student B
    Wait, who are you, anyway?
[05:25] Akemitsu
    Forgive me.
[05:26] Akemitsu
    I simply came to deliver Tsukuyo-san's lunch.
[05:29] Akemitsu
    My name is Akaga—
[05:41] Akemitsu
    Wh-What happened to me?
[05:42] Tsukuyo
    You're awake?
[05:46] Tsukuyo
    Shh! It's me!
[05:48] Akemitsu
    Tsukuyo-san? Where are we?
[05:51] Tsukuyo
    The nurse's office.
[05:53] Tsukuyo
    The nurse isn't here yet.
[05:55] Akemitsu
    Oh, you forgot your lunch.
[05:58] Tsukuyo
    Listen, I really appreciate that, but...
[06:03] Akemitsu
    Well, I should go.
[06:05] Tsukuyo
    Wait, wait! They're about to have PE outside!
[06:08] Tsukuyo
    Someone will see you!
[06:10] Akemitsu
    Is there a problem with that?
[06:11] Tsukuyo
    It's a massive problem!
    Your work clothes will attract attention.
[06:14] Akemitsu
    I thought they would keep me from
    seeming suspicious at a school.
[06:18] Tsukuyo
    Consider the time and place, Akagami.
[06:18] Sign
    Ache Ache
[06:21] Tsukuyo
    In any case, you need to hide in here for a while.
[06:25] Tsukuyo
    No way! The nurse is already here?!
[06:28] Mana
    Excuse me. Tsukki, you in here?
[06:31] Tsukuyo
    Hey.
[06:34] Mana
    How are you feeling?
[06:36] Tsukuyo
    Fine as long as I'm lying down.
[06:38] Akemitsu
    This isn't fine at all!
[06:41] Tsukuyo
    Anyway, what's up with you two?
[06:43] Yuki
    We've got PE next, so we stopped by.
[06:45] Tsukuyo
    I see. Thanks.
[06:47] Tsukuyo
    But I'm fine, so you don't have to worry about me.
[06:49] Mana
    Hey, Tsukki.
[06:50] Mana
    Your legs look kinda long.
[06:52] Tsukuyo And Akemitsu
    Yikes!
[06:53] Tsukuyo
    Crap. I gotta get deeper to fix the length.
[06:55] Akemitsu
    Oh, no. I must move up.
[06:59] Mana
    What happened?
[07:00] Tsukuyo
    M-My leg cramped.
[07:02] Yuki
    Your leg, huh?
[07:04] Tsukuyo
    Yeah, it's really no big deal.
[07:06] Tsukuyo
    Except for the fact that he
    went up inside my clothes!
[07:11] Tsukuyo
    Oh, break is ending.
[07:13] Tsukuyo
    You should hurry to class.
[07:15] Yuki
    You're right. Let's go.
[07:17] Mana
    Hey, Tsukki, have you gained weight?
[07:20] Tsukuyo And Akemitsu
    Yikes!
[07:21] Tsukuyo
    It's just your imagination!
[07:24] Tsukuyo
    I haven't gained any weight at all!
[07:26] Mana
    You're crying over it?
[07:27] Tsukuyo
    Please just leave.
[07:27] Mana
    Sorry, sorry. That's not what I meant.
[07:30] Akemitsu
    C-Can't breathe...
[07:33] Akemitsu
    I must inhale oxygen...
[07:38] Tsukuyo
    H-How could he bite that?!
[07:43] Mana
    By the way, Tsukki, why don't you
    come back to the archery club?
[07:50] Mana
    We've got a tournament coming up.
[07:52] Yuki
    We all miss you.
[07:57] Tsukuyo
    Sorry. I'm busy helping my family.
[08:00] Mana
    You can't, huh?
[08:02] Tsukuyo
    I'm really sorry.
[08:04] Mana
    It's fine. Don't overdo it.
[08:06] Yuki
    Well, we should go.
[08:13] Akemitsu
    I-I caught a glimpse of Nirvana.
[08:15] Tsukuyo
    He took advantage of the situation.
[08:18] Akemitsu
    You used to be in the archery club, Tsukuyo-san?
[08:21] Tsukuyo
    Not "used to be," exactly.
[08:24] Akemitsu
    You're not going to do it anymore?
[08:27] Tsukuyo
    I'm just taking a break.
[08:31] Akemitsu
    I see. Then let's make sure
    you can resume club activities.
[08:35] Tsukuyo
    What? Wait—
[08:36] Akemitsu
    I'll handle all the housework.
[08:38] Tsukuyo
    Wait, Akagami!
[08:43] Mana
    Tsukki, come to think of it,
    our class after PE is self-study—
SIGN    Enter through the narrow gate.
[09:00] Tsukuyo
    The way she looked drawing a bow...
[09:02] Tsukuyo
    I was uncharacteristically drawn to
    how elegant her profile looked.
[09:07] Tsukuyo
    I wanted to get closer to her, so I...
SIGN    Club Application
SIGN    I would like to join the archery club
SIGN    Student Name
SIGN    1-B Aoba Tsukuyo
[09:11] Tsukuyo
    But then...
[09:12] (Flashback) Tsukuyo
    What? Yuzu-nee, you're
    quitting the archery club?
[09:15] (Flashback) Tsukuyo
    Why?
[09:16] (Flashback) Yuzuki
    I'm thinking about taking over the temple.
[09:20] (Flashback) Tsukuyo
    But...
[09:28] Tsukuyo
    Why am I dreaming about that now?
[09:34] Yuzuki
    You're hard at work, Akagami-kun.
[09:37] Akemitsu
    Good morning.
[09:38] Akemitsu
    Oh? Is that a bow?
[09:41] Yuzuki
    Yeah. They say archery is a
    standing meditation technique.
SIGN    Standing
    Meditation
[09:44] Yuzuki
    Apparently they do it in
    class at Buddhist schools.
[09:48] Akemitsu
    I see.
[09:49] Yuzuki
    Would you like to try it?
[09:51] Akemitsu
    Yes, please.
[10:08] Akemitsu
    Come to think of it, you're in
    the archery club, aren't you?
[10:11] Yuzuki
    Yeah. I quit, though. Such a waste.
[10:15] Akemitsu
    She quit? But I thought Tsukuyo-san said...
[10:22] Akemitsu
    Tsukuyo-san?
[10:25] Kurage
    I don't think she's coming out.
[10:26] Kurage
    She's in shut-in mode today.
[10:29] Kurage
    Whenever Tsukuyo-oneechan's
    worried about something,
[10:31] Kurage
    she shuts herself in her room.
[10:32] Akemitsu
    Don't worry. I'll handle it.
[10:35] Kurage
    Huh?
[10:45] Tsukuyo
    There's no point in worrying about it now.
[10:49] (Flashback) Tsukuyo
    I'm just taking a break.
[10:52] Tsukuyo
    I'm so non-committal.
[10:55] Akemitsu
    Tsukuyo-san!
[10:59] Akemitsu
    Oh, Tsukuyo-san!
[11:01] Akemitsu
    Do you have a moment?
[11:05] Akemitsu
    I'd like to talk!
[11:11] Akemitsu
    Thank you.
[11:13] Tsukuyo
    What are you trying to do?
[11:15] Tsukuyo
    So, what'd you want to discuss?
    Let's get this over with.
[11:19] Akemitsu
    I completed all the cooking,
    laundry, and cleaning for the day.
[11:23] Tsukuyo
    Okay.
[11:23] Akemitsu
    I also finished last month's accounting,
[11:26] Akemitsu
    and I can handle all guests
    and phone calls myself.
[11:30] Tsukuyo
    Uh, th-thanks?
[11:32] Akemitsu
    So, Tsukuyo-san, you can
    rejoin the archery club now.
[11:40] Akemitsu
    You could even start today if—
[11:41] Tsukuyo
    Listen, Akagami.
[11:44] Tsukuyo
    You seem to be confused since yesterday,
    but I don't want to do archery.
[11:51] Akemitsu
    You don't?
[11:52] Tsukuyo
    Right.
[11:53] Akemitsu
    Then why do you still insist you're
    taking a break and haven't quit the club?
[11:58] Akemitsu
    Isn't it so you can resume at any time?
[12:02] Tsukuyo
    It's too stuffy in here. I'm going outside.
[12:06] Tsukuyo
    Akagami, could you handle
    the rest of the housework?
[12:15] Tsukuyo
    Damn that Akagami.
    He doesn't need to worry about that.
[12:19] Tsukuyo
    But what am I going to do now?
[12:22] Kid
    This way!
[12:24] Kid
    Wait up!
[12:33] Tsukuyo
    Yeesh. Why'd I come here?
[12:43] Tsukuyo
    Man, they did a sloppy job cleaning up.
[12:47] Tsukuyo
    Ugh, this bow is strung terribly.
[13:07] Tsukuyo
    Draw.
[13:09] Tsukuyo
    Release.
[13:15] Tsukuyo
    Yeah, right.
[13:17] Akemitsu
    Hit!
[13:19] Tsukuyo
    Akagami?! What are you doing here?
[13:22] Tsukuyo
    Crap!
[13:23] Akemitsu
    Huh? Tsukuyo-san?
[13:36] Akemitsu
    Why did you run?
[13:40] Tsukuyo
    I just didn't want to be seen with you.
[13:45] Akemitsu
    Are you returning to the
    archery club after all?
[13:48] Tsukuyo
    I told you already, no.
[13:51] Akemitsu
    But you seemed like you were
    having fun at the archery range.
[14:02] Tsukuyo
    I can't... because it's just fun for me.
[14:08] Tsukuyo
    I'm not particularly good at archery.
[14:13] Tsukuyo
    I only started because Yuzu-nee was doing it.
[14:22] Tsukuyo
    She's the one who should keep doing it.
[14:27] Tsukuyo
    She was way better than me.
[14:30] Tsukuyo
    She was popular, too.
[14:33] Tsukuyo
    But she quit.
[14:36] Tsukuyo
    I can't do what I want when Yuzu-nee's
    pushing herself so hard for our sakes.
[14:42] Tsukuyo
    You know how difficult it is to
    take over a temple, don't you?
[14:46] Tsukuyo
    Yuzu-nee's still in high school, but she made
    that decision and even hired a matchmaker!
[14:55] Tsukuyo
    I could never do that.
[14:57] Tsukuyo
    She's amazing.
[15:03] Tsukuyo
    Huh?
[15:04] Akemitsu
    In other words, you've forbidden
    yourself from having fun
[15:07] Akemitsu
    because Yuzuki-san is struggling
    on top of quitting the archery club.
[15:13] Tsukuyo
    Yeah, that's what I've been telling—
[15:14] Akemitsu
    Let's go. There's something I want to show you.
[15:17] Tsukuyo
    Wh-What?
[15:25] Akemitsu
    We're here.
[15:26] Tsukuyo
    Huh?
SIGN    Mikazuki
    Temple
[15:27] Tsukuyo
    This is our place.
[15:29] Akemitsu
    Now let's go behind the main temple.
[15:30] Tsukuyo
    Hey, wait...
[15:46] Tsukuyo
    What? Why?
[15:48] Akemitsu
    I wanted you to see if Yuzuki-san really is
    just suffering like you said she was,
[15:57] Akemitsu
    and accept her for who she truly is.
[16:04] Tsukuyo
    No. I don't want to see this.
[16:06] Tsukuyo
    That's the profile I fell in love with.
    It hasn't changed a bit.
[16:28] Akemitsu
    This is Yuzuki-san's true form.
[16:31] Akemitsu
    Her talent is an invention of your memory.
[16:36] Tsukuyo
    She's so cool!
[16:40] Akemitsu
    Huh?
[16:41] Tsukuyo
    Oh, come on! This is why
    I didn't want to see this!
[16:44] Tsukuyo
    Akagami, you jerk!
[16:46] Tsukuyo
    Seeing that will make me
    want to do archery again!
[16:49] Akemitsu
    Please calm down, Tsukuyo-san.
[16:51] Akemitsu
    Were you watching just now?
[16:53] Akemitsu
    You just witnessed a meathead
    perform miraculously clumsily.
[16:57] Akemitsu
    After more than a year
    of practice, she still sucks!
[17:01] Yuzuki
    I can hear you, Akagami-kun!
[17:04] Yuzuki
    I-I told you I'm not good at archery.
    That's why I quit the club.
[17:10] Kiki
    Yeah, that much is obvious.
[17:12] Mia
    It's all right, Yuzuki-san.
[17:14] Mia
    Your form is beautiful.
[17:16] Mia
    You just suck at everything else.
[17:20] Kiki
    Mia, have mercy.
[17:22] Yuzuki
    A-Again! That was a practice shot!
[17:30] Tsukuyo
    What? You suck at archery?
[17:33] Tsukuyo
    And you didn't quit the club
    because of the temple? Seriously?
[17:37] Yzuuki
    Yeah. You didn't know?
[17:40] Tsukuyo
    Uh, in other words...
[17:43] Kurage
    You were blinded by your
    excessive love for your sister.
[17:47] Tsukuyo
    Kurage!
[17:50] Yuzuki
    What does that mean?
[17:51] Kurage
    It means Tsukuyo-oneechan loves you so much,
[17:55] Kurage
    just seeing you hold a bow turns her into that.
[17:58] Yuzuki
    Aw, really? That's embarrassing.
[18:01] Tsukuyo
    Please stop! I-In any case, Yuzu-nee...
[18:07] Tsukuyo
    Are you having fun right now?
[18:09] Yuzuki
    Yeah. I have fun every day.
[18:12] Yuzuki
    Running a temple is hard work,
    but it's fulfilling.
[18:17] Yuzuki
    I realized this is what I really wanted to do.
[18:21] Yuzuki
    So you should do what you want, too.
[18:24] Yuzuki
    Don't worry about family stuff.
[18:27] Yuzuki
    Actually, uh...
[18:29] Yuzuki
    It might be nice if you'd coach
    me in archery occasionally.
[18:36] Yuzuki
    Huh? Why are you laughing?
[18:40] Tsukuyo
    I hate how stupid I am,
    but I did remember one good thing.
[18:47] Tsukuyo
    Yuzu-nee was smiling then, too.
[18:50] (Flashback) Yuzuki
    I'm thinking about taking over the temple.
[18:58] Tsukuyo
    I sure worked up a sweat. I should take a bath.
[19:08] Tsukuyo
    Sorry. I saw you naked again.
[19:11] Akemitsu
    N-No, I'm sorry.
[19:15] Tsukuyo
    This keeps happening to us.
[19:19] Akemitsu
    I'm really sorry for how rude I've been.
[19:23] Tsukuyo
    It's fine.
[19:26] Tsukuyo
    More importantly, Akagami...
[19:27] Akemitsu
    Yes?
[19:28] Tsukuyo
    I've decided to return to the archery club.
[19:32] Tsukuyo
    I guess it was because of you. Thanks.
[19:36] Akemitsu
    I see. I'm glad to hear that.
[19:40] Tsukuyo
    Hey... Why did you do so much for me?
[19:46] Akemitsu
    I didn't really like it.
[19:50] Akemitsu
    Not being able to do what you wanted to
    because of your family's circumstances.
[19:54] Akemitsu
    I've experienced a lot of inconvenience
[19:57] Akemitsu
    and given up a lot because of
    the Akagami family name.
[20:01] Tsukuyo
    Is that related to why you came to the temple?
[20:06] Akemitsu
    Perhaps. In any case,
[20:10] Akemitsu
    I think I wanted to make you happy.
[20:18] Akemitsu
    U-Um, I'm not done changing...
[20:20] Tsukuyo
    You know, it's still there.
[20:24] Tsukuyo
    The hickey you left on me
    in the nurse's office.
[20:28] Tsukuyo
    How should I have you
    take responsibility for this?
[20:31] Akemitsu
    Wh-What would you like me to do?
[20:33] Tsukuyo
    Should I increase your debt?
[20:35] Akemitsu
    Anything but that!
[20:37] Tsukuyo
    Then stand at attention.
[20:38] Akemitsu
    Yes'm!
[20:39] Tsukuyo
    Close your eyes.
[20:57] Tsukuyo
    Dummy.
[20:59] Tsukuyo
    Now we're even.
[21:02] Tsukuyo
    Hurry up and put some clothes on.
SIGN    Perv-gami
[21:19] Tsukuyo
    Sorry.
[21:23] Akemitsu
    Oh, no! Tsukuyo-san forgot her lunch again!
    I must deliver it to her!
[21:28] Kiki
    Akagami, could you pick up
    some milk while you're out?
[21:31] Akemitsu
    Got it!
[21:33] Tsukuyo
    Yeah, I got a new one.
[21:35] Mana And Yuki
    Wow.
[21:36] Yuki
    Looks nice.
[21:37] Mana
    Amazing.
[21:37] Akemitsu
    Tsukuyo-san.
[21:39] Akemitsu
    You forgot your lunch.
[21:41] Tsukuyo
    Oh, thanks.
[21:43] Mana
    What's this?
[21:45] Yuki
    A lunch packed with love from your boyfriend?
[21:46] Tsukuyo
    I told you, he's not my boyfriend!
[21:49] Tsukuyo
    He's just...
[21:51] Tsukuyo
    part of the family.
[21:53] Mana
    Huh? What does that mean?
[21:56] Yuki
    You're siblings? What?
[21:57] Tsukuyo
    Okay, get out of here.
[21:59] Akemitsu
    Huh? Oh, right.
[23:44] Both
    Let's establish facts!
SIGN    Next Time
    
    Let's Establish Facts!
[23:47] Kurage
    Indirect kisses?
[23:48] Kurage
    Only grade school kids care about those.
[23:51] Both
    Let's establish facts!
[23:54] Yuzuki
    Already done it?
[23:55] Yuzuki
    If you don't know what "it" is, then don't ask.

E6 - Let's Establish Facts!
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[00:05] Kurage
    I am Aoba Kurage. I'm almost in high school.
[00:09] Kurage
    I am a fine adult woman.
[00:12] Kurage
    But I intend to keep on growing.
[00:20] Kurage
    Nyagosuke, this is called a diary.
[00:23] Kurage
    It's proof that I'm an adult.
[00:27] Kurage
    Kiki-san said self-reflection
    is the first step toward growth.
[00:35] Kurage
    The biggest thing that's happened recently
    is Akagami-san coming to our home.
[00:42] (Flashback) Kurage
    I feel so dizzy...
[00:48] (Flashback) Akagami
    Are you all right?
[00:49] Kurage
    He was such a gentleman.
[00:53] Kurage
    Without a doubt,
    I was treated like a grown woman.
[00:59] Kurage
    I'm an adult.
[01:07] Kurage
    Done. Now I can reach even greater heights.
[01:17] Kurage
    Anyway...
[01:19] Kurage
    Akagami-san is such a strange person.
[01:22] Kurage
    Our family has begun to change
    little by little ever since he arrived.
[01:27] Kurage
    But in a very good way.
[01:33] Kurage
    With Akagami-san around, I'll never
    run out of things to write in my diary.
[01:37] Akagami
    Kurage-san, dinner is ready.
[01:43] Kurage
    Coming.
SIGN    Episode 6:
    Let's Establish Facts!
[03:19] Yuzuki
    That bath felt amazing.
[03:36] Yuzuki
    Let the all-girls meeting begin.
[03:40] Tsukuyo
    What's going on here?
[03:41] Yuzuki
    I always step on the scale
    when I get out of the bath,
[03:47] Yuzuki
    but our scale is cursed.
[03:51] Yuzuki
    That's right. The curse causes it to
    display a value far higher than expected.
[03:58] Tsukuyo
    Are you sure you didn't just gain—
[03:59] Yuzuki
    Not only that, but mysteriously,
[04:01] Yuzuki
    this phenomenon has been occurring
    since Akagami-kun moved in.
SIGN    Delicious Meals
SIGN    More, please!
[04:10] Kurage
    So good!
[04:11] Yuzuki
    More, please!
[04:13] Tsukuyo
    Me, too!
[04:16] Yuzuki
    I imagine some of you have
    experienced the same curse.
[04:23] Tsukuyo
    It's a curse, Yuzu-nee.
[04:25] Kurage
    Definitely a curse.
[04:27] Yuzuki
    Uh-huh!
[04:29] Yuzuki
    I'm glad you understand.
[04:31] Yuzuki
    Now, let's discuss how we can combat this curse.
[04:34] Mia
    I know!
[04:35] Yuzuki
    Go ahead, Mia.
[04:36] Mia
    How about buying a new scale?
[04:40] Tsukuyo
    Mia, we're trying to have
    a serious conversation.
[04:44] Yuzuki
    Try not to joke too much.
[04:45] Mia
    Huh? S-Sorry...
[04:48] Mia
    Kagura!
[04:50] Kagura
    There, there.
[04:50] Yuzuki
    Now, back to how we can lose—
[04:52] Yuzuki
    I mean, how we can remove the curse.
[04:57] Mia
    I know!
[04:58] Yuzuki
    Yes, Mia?
[05:00] Mia
    How about limiting our carb intake?
SIGN    Honor
    Redeemed!!
[05:03] Mia
    I've heard just switching to a diet
    focused on meat and vegetables
[05:07] Mia
    can make the weight melt away.
[05:09] Yuzuki
    Money...
[05:10] Mia
    Huh?
[05:11] Yuzuki
    We don't have the money to buy meat.
[05:14] Yuzuki
    And these days,
    vegetables are expensive, too.
[05:18] Mia
    I'm sorry.
[05:20] Tsukuyo
    I know.
[05:21] Yuzuki
    Go ahead, Tsukuyo.
[05:23] Tsukuyo
    How about exercise?
[05:25] Yuzuki
    That's what it comes down to, isn't it?
[05:27] Tsukuyo
    I'd like to try Pilates.
[05:31] Yuzuki
    Very well. Though it's difficult
    to keep exercising alone,
[05:35] Yuzuki
    if we work together,
    we should be able to do it.
[05:38] Yuzuki
    We'll begin tomorrow morning.
[05:41] All
    Yeah!
[05:46] Tsukuyo
    This is pretty tough.
[05:54] Yuzuki
    That's what makes it an
    effective inner muscle workout.
[05:59] Mia
    Penance by Pilates!
SIGN    Penance by Pilates
[06:04] Kurage
    So this is how adults exercise.
[06:07] Kurage
    Huh?
[06:14] Yuzuki
    Well, I need to chop firewood.
[06:18] Tsukuyo
    I've gotta get ready for practice.
[06:22] Kurage
    I'll do the laundry.
[06:24] Mia
    I'll help you.
[06:30] Yuzuki
    I've been thinking, aren't we
    pretty active all the time?
[06:35] Tsukuyo
    Yeah, we are.
[06:37] Kurage
    Yeah.
[06:38] Mia
    Aren't you going to work out with us, Kagura?
[06:41] Kagura
    Since I'm an adult,
    I'm able to maintain my figure.
[06:45] Kurage
    Like a true adult.
[06:47] Tsukuyo
    That's not fair!
[06:49] Yuzuki
    Perhaps this is our only option after all.
[06:57] Yuzuki
    Dieting...
[06:58] Kurage
    No...
SIGN    Dieting
[07:04] Tsukuyo
    Hang on a minute!
[07:06] Yuzuki
    But there's no other way.
[07:07] Tsukuyo
    I know, but don't we need
    Akagami's help to do that?
[07:12] Yuzuki
    You're right. At our temple,
    you eat everything you're served.
SIGN    Temple Rule
SIGN    Eat everything
    you're served
[07:18] Yuzuki
    As long as we have this rule, we need
    Akagami-kun to cook less than he usually does.
[07:24] Tuskuyo
    B-B-But it'd be kind of embarrassing
    if Akagami found out we're dieting.
[07:32] Yuzuki
    You're so cute, Tsukuyo.
[07:33] Tsukuyo
    Huh?
[07:34] Mia
    You're such an innocent girl.
[07:36] Tsukuyo
    Huh?
[07:36] Kurage
    You're such a flirt.
[07:39] Tsukuyo
    Kurage?
[07:41] Kagura
    Why don't you just marry him?
[07:45] Tsukuyo
    Marry him?!
[07:46] Tsukuyo
    Kagura, what are you talking about?!
[07:49] Kurage
    I agree.
[07:51] Tuskuyo
    What?!
[07:53] Kurage
    I think of Akagami-san as part of the family.
[07:58] Kurage
    I wish he could stay here forever.
[08:01] Tsukuyo
    Kurage...
[08:02] Kurage
    If you married him, maybe he'd stay forever.
[08:07] Tsukuyo
    You like Akagami that much?
[08:11] Kurage
    Akagami-san's cooking is just so delicious.
[08:15] Kurage
    He's got such a strong hold over my stomach,
[08:18] Kurage
    I'd be willing to give up my sister for it.
[08:21] Both
    What in the world are you saying?!
[08:23] Tsukuyo
    Family and food are on the same level for you?!
[08:26] Tsukuyo
    You're going to make me cry!
[08:28] Kurage
    Family members aren't food.
[08:31] Tsukuyo
    Are all those nutrients
    not reaching your brain?!
[08:33] Kurage
    Anyway, since Yuzuki-oneechan is engaged...
[08:38] Kurage
    Will you marry Akagami-san, Tsukuyo-oneechan?
[08:42] Tsukuyo
    Don't you think you're taking
    my marriage too lightly?!
[08:45] Tsukuyo
    I-If you think that'll solve the problem, 
    why don't you marry Akagami?
[08:50] Tsukuyo
    Just kidding.
[08:52] Kurage
    I see.
[08:54] Kurage
    I'm off to seduce Akagami-san.
SIGN    Let's make it so!!
[08:56] Both
    No, wait!
[09:00] Yuzuki
    Now that I think about it,
[09:02] Yuzuki
    Akagami's cooking is mostly
    vegetarian and low-calorie.
[09:06] Yuzuki
    Maybe we're just growing.
[09:09] Tsukuyo
    Yeah, we're just growing.
[09:11] Mia
    Oh, we're all growing.
[09:15] Kurage
    I see.
[09:16] Yuzuki
    So I'm sure we weigh
    exactly as much as we should.
[09:21] Yuzuki
    Our weights will go back to normal soon.
[09:25] Akagami
    Thank you for waiting, everyone.
[09:27] Akagami
    Today, I tried making some Japanese sweets.
[09:32] Akagami
    Please have some.
[09:35] Tsukuyo
    Damn you, Akagami!
[09:38] Yuzuki
    A-Akagami-kun...
[09:40] Kurage
    Marry me.
[09:42] Kurage
    My, my.
SIGN    Out of Order
[09:45] All
    They're so good!
[09:49] Kurage
    The meals and snacks Akagami-san
    made today were delicious, too.
[10:02] Kurage
    I wish Akagami-san would stay forever.
[10:07] Kurage
    I wonder if he'll wait for me
    to become an adult.
SIGN    You can't warm your buns over a votive candle.
[10:26] Yuzuki
    Akagami-kun.
[10:28] Akagami
    What is it, Yuzuki-san?
[10:31] Yuzuki
    Um... Could you start adding
    pickled radishes to all our meals?
[10:39] Akagami
    Sure, I don't mind.
[10:40] Yuzuki
    Thanks a bunch, Akagami-kun.
    I'll look forward to it.
[10:45] Akagami
    But why pickled radishes?
[10:50] Akagami
    An axe?! Why is she carrying an axe?!
[10:56] Akagami
    Is she planning to execute me?
[10:59] Akagami
    No, that's ridiculous. Yuzuki-san would never—
[11:07] Akagami
    That sound... There's no mistaking it.
[11:09] Akagami
    She's practicing her beheading skills.
[11:11] Akagami
    Is she going to split my skull open?
[11:15] Yuzuki
    Akagami-kun!
[11:20] Akagami
    I-I must do something to improve her mood!
[11:31] Tsukuyo
    Wow, what an extravagant breakfast.
[11:35] Kurage
    It looks so tasty.
[11:37] Mia
    Uh-huh.
[11:41] Akagami
    It's nothing special.
[11:43] Akagami
    I included all of Yuzuki-san's favorites.
[11:46] Akagami
    This should fix her poor mood.
[11:56] Akagami
    No reaction?!
SIGN    No Reaction
[12:01] Mia
    What's wrong, Akagami?
[12:04] Akagami
    No, it's not over yet.
[12:06] Akagami
    I know she'll love the top-quality
    pickled radishes she requested.
SIGN    Crunch
SIGN    Crunch
SIGN    Munch
SIGN    Munch
SIGN    Chew
SIGN    Chew
[12:19] Akagami
    My life is over...
[12:22] Mia
    Akagami! Akagami!
[12:27] Akagami
    When will she tell me the execution date?
[12:30] Akagami
    Will I have another chance before then?
[12:35] Akagami
    Yuzuki-san? What is it this time?
[12:39] Akagami
    Yuzuki-san—
[12:47] Yuzuki
    I can't take it anymore! My legs fell asleep!
[12:50] Akagami
    Huh?
[12:51] Yuzuki
    Akagami-kun, thank goodness you're here.
[12:54] Yuzuki
    Lend me your hand.
[12:57] Akagami
    Um, what about my execution?
[13:00] Yuzuki
    What are you talking about?
[13:02] Yuzuki
    Just give me your hand.
[13:03] Kiki
    What do you think you're stopping for?
[13:07] Kiki
    You must be punished.
[13:10] Kiki
    Take this.
[13:11] Yuzuki
    Kiki-san, no!
[13:13] Yuzuki
    Spare me!
[13:17] Yuzuki
    I can't! I can't take it anymore!
[13:20] Akagami
    Th-This is kind of hot.
[13:26] Akagami
    You were training just now?
[13:29] Kiki
    To be precise, she was practicing her training.
[13:32] Kiki
    She needs to get used to it first.
[13:33] Akagami
    I see.
[13:34] Kiki
    What she was just doing is called "teizu."
SIGN    Teizu
SIGN    Please allow
    me to enter
[13:37] Kiki
    It's the first hurdle to
    training at the head temple,
SIGN    No!
[13:41] Kiki
    and you only managed two hours.
[13:42] Kiki
    You're actually required
    to do it for two whole days.
[13:47] Akagami
    And the axe she had this morning?
[13:50] Kiki
    She was practicing her firewood chopping.
[13:52] Kiki
    It's one of the daily chores you're
    expected to do while training.
[13:55] Akagami
    I thought she was going to
    use it to chop me apart.
[13:58] Yuzuki
    Why would you think that?!
[14:00] Kiki
    The same goes for breakfast this morning.
[14:02] Kiki
    Private conversations
    are prohibited during meals.
[14:04] Kiki
    You mustn't make a single sound,
[14:07] Kiki
    not even if you're eating pickled radishes.
[14:10] Akagami
    That was part of her training, too?
[14:12] Kiki
    In any case, she's too clumsy.
[14:15] Kiki
    She needs to practice as much as possible
    so she can become a head priest soon.
[14:19] Akagami
    You're right.
[14:20] Yuzuki
    You agree with her?
[14:21] Kiki
    Anyway, that's what she's up to.
[14:23] Kiki
    I'm sure it'll cause you all kinds of trouble,
    but I'd appreciate your help.
[14:27] Akagami
    Of course.
[14:29] Akagami
    So she's training.
    Yuzuki-san never fails to impress.
[14:32] Akagami
    I'd like to begin pursuing
    my own enlightenment, but...
[14:35] Akagami
    No, right now I should spend all
    my energy supporting Yuzuki-san.
[14:39] Kiki
    Oh, right.
[14:42] Kiki
    Do you want to train, too?
[14:44] Akagami
    Huh?
[14:45] Yuzuki
    What?
[14:46] Akagami
    Are you sure?
[14:47] Kiki
    You looked like you were about to force
    yourself on Yuzuki-san out of frustration
[14:51] Kiki
    unless I allowed you to train with her.
[14:53] Akagami
    Did I? I'm so sorry!
[14:57] Akagami
    Do I have the right to train, though?
[15:01] Akagami
    I'm still in debt.
[15:03] Kiki
    What are you talking about?
[15:04] Kiki
    I've seen all the efforts
    you've made at the temple.
[15:09] Kiki
    Hold your head high.
    You haven't been wasting your time here.
[15:17] Yuzuki
    It'd be encouraging to have a training partner.
[15:22] Akagami
    Then I gratefully accept your offer.
[15:24] Kiki
    Good.
[15:25] Akagami
    Yuzuki-san, I look forward
    to training with you.
[15:28] Yuzuki
    Let's do our best, Akagami-kun.
[15:29] Akagami
    Indeed.
[15:34] Mia
    E-Excuse me!
[15:35] Akagami
    Mia-san?
[15:36] Mia
    Will you allow me to train with you?
[15:39] Kagura
    Go, go.
[15:41] Yuzuki
    What?
[15:42] Akagami
    You're going to train with us, Mia-san?
[15:44] Akagami
    How truly encouraging!
[15:45] Mia
    Really?
[15:47] Akagami
    Yes, we'd love to have you.
[15:48] Mia
    That's great!
[15:50] Mia
    Anyway, thank you for training me.
[15:53] Kiki
    Uh, sure.
[15:55] Akagami
    We have nothing to fear now!
[16:00] Tsukuyo
    I'm home.
[16:02] Tsukuyo
    You started training with Yuzu-nee?
[16:06] Tsukuyo
    So you're Kiki-san's students now?
[16:09] Mia
    Yes.
[16:10] Akagami
    I suppose we are.
[16:11] Tsukuyo
    I see. Which means...
[16:16] Tsukuyo
    You'll undergo tokudo. It won't be easy.
[16:20] Both
    Tokudo?
[16:21] Tsukuyo
    What?
[16:23] Kiki
    Oh, right.
[16:25] Kiki
    I forgot to explain that part.
[16:27] Both
    Master...
[16:29] Kiki
    There are steps that must be taken
    to become a head priest.
[16:32] Kiki
    Before entering the training ground,
    you must first undergo "tokudo."
SIGN    Tokudo
[16:36] Kiki
    It involves studying sutras
    and rituals under a master
SIGN    Reading Sutras and Other Texts
SIGN    How to Fold Work Clothes
[16:40] Kiki
    and earning the right to become a priest.
SIGN    Workflow
[16:42] Kiki
    Put simply, it's becoming a priest.
[16:46] Both
    I see.
[16:49] Akagami
    Wait, what? I hadn't become a priest yet?
[16:53] Kiki
    No, you were just living at a temple.
[16:57] Akagami
    Just living at a temple?
[17:02] Mia
    What's wrong, Akagami?!
[17:04] Akagami
    I was able to preserve my sanity
    while living with women
[17:08] Akagami
    because I thought I'd become a priest.
SIGN    Harem!!
SIGN    Debauchery!!
[17:16] Akagami
    Now that I know that was a lie,
    my worldly desires...
[17:21] Mia
    Calm down, Akagami!
[17:22] Kiki
    That's right. Calm down.
[17:25] Mia
    Could you stop doing that, please?
SIGN    Squish
[17:27] Kiki
    I'm teaching him to resist his worldly desires.
[17:30] Mia
    I'll be the one to handle that!
[17:35] Mia
    Oh, uh...
[17:39] Akagami
    W-Was my path to enlightenment an illusion?
[17:44] Yuzuki
    No, it wasn't.
[17:47] Yuzuki
    Trying to achieve enlightenment
    is the path to enlightenment itself.
[17:52] Yuzuki
    That's the second rule to achieving
    enlightenment, Akagami-kun.
[17:56] Akagami
    Yuzuki-san...
[17:57] Yuzuki
    Kiki-san, I completed six hours of teizu.
[18:00] Kiki
    Oh? Let's see.
[18:03] Yuzuki
    It was easier than I...
[18:05] Kiki
    Poke, poke.
[18:06] Yuzuki
    I'm ready to move on to
    the next stage of training.
[18:12] Yuzuki
    I can't...
[18:14] Kiki
    You've still got a long way to go.
[18:16] Kiki
    Come on, go chop some wood next.
[18:21] Yuzuki
    Thank you for your instruction!
[18:23] Akagami
    Yuzuki-san certainly is impressive.
[18:26] Akagami
    She's made so much more progress than me.
[18:28] Kiki
    Is that what you think?
[18:34] Kiki
    Yuzuki hasn't undergone tokudo yet, either.
[18:37] Both
    Huh?
[18:37] Kiki
    Like you, she hasn't even become a priest yet,
[18:42] Kiki
    though it sounds like she made
    herself out to be more than she is.
[18:44] Kiki
    If there's anything about her that
    seems different, it's her mindset.
[18:52] Kiki
    Normally, my students train for
    a year before undergoing tokudo,
[18:57] Kiki
    but she's attempting to do that in six months,
[18:59] Kiki
    while attending school, no less,
[19:02] Kiki
    so she can become a head priest
    as quickly as possible.
[19:07] Akagami
    And she's doing it to keep
    Mikazuki Temple open.
[19:11] Akagami
    I mustn't dawdle, either!
[19:15] Akagami
    Yuzuki-san!
[19:22] Akagami
    Let me join you!
[19:26] Yuzuki
    Sure. I've been waiting for you to ask.
[19:29] Akagami
    Yuzuki-san—
[19:31] Mia
    But you said we'd fight together.
[19:35] Akagami
    What? I wasn't trying to cut you out.
[19:38] Akagami
    Of course you can join us. Right?
[19:42] Akagami
    Let's master chopping wood
    together and undergo tokudo.
[19:46] All
    Yeah!
[19:49] Kiki
    Chopping wood has nothing
    to do with tokudo, though.
[19:52] Kiki
    Well, whatever.
[19:54] Kurage
    Kiki-san and Yuzuki-oneechan, we have a guest.
[19:58] Hoan
    Pardon the intrusion.
[20:00] Kiki
    Yikes.
[20:00] Yuzuki
    Hoan-san?
[20:06] Both
    Oh...
[20:08] Tsukuyo
    That's Yuzu-nee's fiance?
[20:10] Kurage
    Why do you suppose he's here?
[20:12] Akagami
    I have no idea.
[20:14] Kurage
    What? Didn't he come to get down and dirty?
[20:17] Tsukuyo
    Kurage?!
[20:18] Kurage
    They're engaged, right?
    They have an adult relationship.
[20:21] Kagura
    My, my.
[20:23] Tsukuyo
    Yuzu-nee would never do anything
    like that. Right, Akagami?
[20:27] Akagami
    Is he using his engagement to
    Yuzuki-san to do things with her?!
[20:31] Tsukuyo
    She would?!
[20:33] Kagura
    They're doing special training,
    mostly with their lower bodies.
[20:36] Mia
    They're doing what? How very intriguing.
[20:39] Kurage
    I think I'll watch until they're done
    since I'm so worried about them.
[20:43] Tsukuyo
    Why do you all seem to be enjoying this?!
[20:46] Hoan
    You're Yuzuki-san's family, aren't you?
[20:50] Hoan
    I apologize for suddenly dropping in.
[20:52] Hoan
    I just had to see the temple
    and family she was so proud of.
[20:56] Tsukuyo
    Oh, uh... yes.
[20:59] Hoan
    I had some business to attend to, as well.
[21:01] Hoan
    Akagami-kun, was it?
[21:03] Hoan
    Do you have a moment?
[21:07] Hoan
    Well, well.
[21:09] Hoan
    This is even worse than I thought.
[21:11] Yuzuki
    I'm sorry.
[21:14] Kiki
    If you've got a problem with it, then leave.
[21:16] Yuzuki
    What? Kiki-san, you got changed, too?
[21:18] Akagami
    Why was I invited to this meeting?
[21:21] Hoan
    You haven't changed at all, Kiki.
[21:24] Hoan
    Aoba Yuzuki-san, I heard you
    haven't entered the priesthood yet.
[21:28] Yuzuki
    No.
[21:29] Kiki
    So what if she hasn't? You wanna go, huh?
[21:33] Yuzuki
    Kiki-san, what's gotten into you?!
[21:36] Kiki
    You'll be surprised to learn
    that I've become her master.
[21:39] Kiki
    I'll turn her into a priest in just six months.
[21:44] Yuzuki
    Uh, Kiki-san?!
[21:46] Hoan
    That will be too late.
[21:49] Hoan
    You will undergo tokudo within three months.
[21:55] Kiki
    What are you talking about?
[21:57] Kiki
    You know how strict our sect's tokudo is.
[22:00] Hoan
    If you can't, then I'd like to
    call off our engagement.
SIGN    Next Time
    
    What Color Is Your Underwear?
[23:45] Kurage
    Tsukuyo-oneechan, what's your favorite color?
[23:47] Tsukuyo
    Pink, I guess. Light blue is good, too.
[23:50] Tsukuyo
    I also like red. It's the color of passion.
[23:52] Kurage
    How bold of you.
[23:54] Kurage
    By the way, what are you wearing today?
[23:56] Tsukuyo
    Hold on, what are we talking about?

E7 - What Color Is Your Underwear?
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[00:01] Kiki
    Starting today, we'll begin
    preparing for tokudo in earnest.
[00:05] Kiki
    Are you ready?
[00:07] All
    Yes!
[00:08] Kiki
    Let's show that rotten priest a thing or two.
[00:11] Both
    Yes!
[00:12] Kiki
    Now let me ask you this.
[00:14] Kiki
    What color is your underwear?
[00:21] Kiki
    White? Or another color?
[00:24] Yuzuki
    Kiki-san, we're short on time.
    Can you take this seriously?
[00:27] Kiki
    Oh, I'm super serious.
[00:29] Kiki
    Training is meant to return your body
    and mind to a blank white state.
[00:35] Kiki
    Even a simple undergarment
    must follow certain rules.
[00:38] Kiki
    It must be a plain and unadorned white.
[00:41] Akagami
    I don't own white underwear
    since I wear boxers.
[00:45] Yuzuki
    Mine are in the wash.
[00:47] Mia
    I only have red and black underwear.
[00:49] Both
    Red and black?
[00:51] Mia
    What? Why are you so shocked?
[00:55] Kiki
    So you don't have any on hand...
[00:58] Kiki
    We have no choice, then.
[00:59] Kiki
    Today, you'll train commando.
SIGN    Episode 7:
    What Color Is Your Underwear?
[02:38] Mia
    This makes me so anxious.
[02:40] Mia
    Yuzuki-san, does it not bother you,
    being made to do something so outrageous?
[02:45] Yuzuki
    I-It's a little embarrassing, but I can handle
    it if I imagine it's part of my training.
[02:56] Akagami
    Kiki-san...
[02:57] Akagami
    Thank you.
[02:57] Akagami
    I hate you.
[02:59] Kiki
    That's an impressive trick.
[03:02] Kiki
    We'll begin with zazen.
[03:04] Kiki
    Straighten your posture and calm your mind.
[03:09] Kiki
    No matter what kind of thoughts
    enter your mind,
[03:12] Kiki
    you must not be distracted by them.
[03:15] Kiki
    Fail, and I'll whack your
    shoulder with a kyosaku.
SIGN    Kyosaku
[03:22] Akagami
    Thank you. This is exactly the
    kind of training I was hoping for.
[03:29] Akagami
    Mouth loosely closed, eyes half-open.
[03:33] Akagami
    Breathe slowly through the nose.
[03:46] Akagami
    This is zazen.
[03:49] Akagami
    Unblinded by worldly thoughts,
    simply sensing the air around me.
[03:57] Akagami
    This must be what it means
    to have a calm mind.
SIGN    QUIVER
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    QUIVER
[04:24] Kiki
    What's wrong, Akagami? Get up.
[04:29] Kiki
    Next, we'll copy sutras.
[04:31] Kiki
    Write each and every character carefully.
[04:35] Akagami
    I made a foolish mistake earlier,
    but this shouldn't be a problem.
[04:40] Kiki
    Oh? You're good at this, Akagami.
[04:44] Akagmi
    I used to work part-time
    at a calligraphy school.
[04:47] Kiki
    Good handwriting is worth
    a lot as a head priest.
[04:52] Kiki
    Why don't you give Yuzuki some tips?
    I'm stepping out for a moment.
[05:03] Akagami
    Yuzuki-san, the way you're holding the brush is...
[05:10] Akagami
    lewd!
[05:11] Yuzuki
    Lewd?!
[05:12] Akagami
    Oh, I'm sorry! First, your thumb should be—
[05:17] Mia
    Oh, jeez. Here, have a tissue...
SIGN    Crotch
SIGN    No Underwear
[05:23] Mia
    I-I'll clean that up for you.
[05:25] Akagami
    Mia-san?!
[05:29] Mia
    It's okay, it's okay.
[05:31] Akagami
    Mia-san, stop! No more!
[05:35] Akagami
    Ow!
[05:37] Akagami
    What?! Why only me?!
[05:39] Akagami
    Ow!
[05:44] Mia
    Um...
[05:46] Mia
    All we did today was get in your way.
[05:49] Akagami
    Our deepest apologies.
[05:52] Yuzuki
    It's okay.
[05:54] Yuzuki
    But you know...
[05:57] Yuzuki
    Maybe you two should take your time
    instead of accommodating me.
[06:00] Akagami
    No, it's fine!
[06:04] Both
    We even bought white underwear!
[06:06] Mia
    And bras!
[06:09] Akagami
    Now we're good to go.
[06:10] Mia
    Nice work, Akagami!
[06:10] Yuzuki
    Uh, okay.
[06:11] Yuzuki
    These two are sort of similar.
[06:15] Yuzuki
    Well, let's get plenty of rest
    so we can try again tomorrow.
[06:18] Both
    Got it!
[06:21] Akagami
    We're back!
[06:24] Kiki
    Starting today, the three
    of you will sleep here.
[06:28] Kiki
    During your training, each of you
    will sleep on a single tatami mat.
[06:32] Kiki
    It can't hurt to start getting used to it now.
[06:35] Akagami
    I can't sleep like this!
[06:38] Mia
    All we get are futons on the floor?!
[06:39] Yuzuki
    Don't men and women typically
    sleep separately, Kiki-san?
[06:43] Yuzuki
    Huh? Kiki-san?!
[06:45] Akagami
    There!
[06:45] Akagami
    This should allow us to sleep!
[06:47] Yuzuki
    That's it!
[06:49] Mia
    Nice thinking, Akagami!
[06:56] (Flashback) Kiki
    What do you think you're doing?
[06:58] (Flashback) Kiki
    What need is there for her
    to rush her tokudo so much?
[07:02] (Flashback) Hoan
    Three months from now,
    a sect meeting will be held at this temple.
SIGN    Sect Meeting
[07:09] (Flashback) Hoan
    It was a decision made by the higher-ups.
SIGN    Sect Meeting
[07:11] (Flashback) Kiki
    Wha?!
SIGN    Sect Meeting
[07:14] (Flashback) Hoan
    Please, don't let my engagement go to waste.
[07:24] Kiki
    Sheesh.
[07:28] Kiki
    We'll have to resort to drastic measures.
SIGN    Mikazuki Temple
[07:38] Both
    None of us got a wink of sleep...
[07:43] Kiki
    Today, I'm thinking of putting you through
    a slightly different kind of training.
[07:54] Kiki
    It's also a reward for all the
    hard work you've put in thus far.
[07:57] Both
    A reward?!
SIGN    Sauna
SIGN    
The Day After
SIGN    Accepting
    Reservations
[08:03] Akagami
    Why are we at a sauna?
    A mixed-gender one, no less?
[08:07] Kiki
    You're not enjoying this?
[08:09] Akagami
    I am, which is the problem...
[08:13] Kiki
    It's a bit of a drastic measure.
[08:15] Kiki
    You must face your worldly thoughts
[08:17] Kiki
    and develop a resistance to the opposite sex.
[08:21] Kiki
    And to do that, well, you know...
[08:25] Kiki
    You must experience it.
[08:26] Akagami
    Experience what?!
[08:27] Yuzuki
    Let's do our best, Akagami-kun.
[08:29] Yuzuki
    We're sure to fail our tokudo in three months
    if this is enough to make us complain.
[08:35] Akagami
    You're right, Yuzuki-sa—
[08:38] Yuzuki
    I'll be okay.
[08:40] Mia
    Me, too!
[08:57] Akagami
    My mind is full of worldly thoughts!
[09:00] Akagami
    Will this really help me overcome them?
[09:07] Yuzuki
    I-It's a little cramped in here.
[09:09] Akagami
    S-Sorry.
[09:11] Mia
    A-Akagami?
[09:18] Akagami
    I'm sorry, Mia-san!
[09:20] Mia
    I-I'm fine, Akagami.
[09:22] Mia
    But... could you turn off the lights?
[09:27] Akagami
    You're not fine at all!
[09:31] Akagami
    This isn't right, Mia-san.
[09:33] Mia
    You're right. We can't keep
    holding back Yuzuki-san's progress.
[09:38] Akagami
    L-Let's discuss the results
    of our training so far.
[09:43] Yuzuki
    Y-Yeah.
[09:45] Akagami
    Yesterday, we copied sutras and practiced zazen.
[09:48] Yuzuki
    Does us sleeping together
    count as training, too?
[09:52] Mia
    Now that you mention it,
[09:54] Mia
    I noticed something while
    we were sleeping yesterday.
[09:57] Akagami
    What was it?
[09:58] Mia
    I have an Adam's apple fetish!
[10:03] Mia
    The way yours bulges is just divine!
[10:06] Akagami
    That has nothing to do with enlightenment!
[10:11] Mia
    Have I done it again?
[10:13] Mia
    H-How was it for you, Akagami?
[10:16] Akagami
    W-Well, last night...
[10:21] Akagami
    I was rock-hard all night long!
[10:23] Mia
    How very masculine of you!
[10:26] Akagami
    I can't believe I just said that!
[10:28] Mia
    Yuzuki-san is bright red!
[10:33] Akagami
    Why? The worldly thoughts keep coming!
[10:35] Akagami
    At this rate, I'll earn Yuzuki-san's disgust
    and lose the right to undergo tokudo!
[10:41] Yuzuki
    I see.
[10:44] Akagami
    What?!
[10:45] Yuzuki
    I see what Kiki-san is up to.
[10:48] Yuzuki
    She wanted us to experience... makyo!
[10:54] Both
    Makyo?!
SIGN    Makyo
[10:57] Akagami
    Has the heat finally gotten
    to Yuzuki-san's head?
[11:00] Mia
    Is it because I annoyed her?
[11:02] Yuzuki
    There's nothing wrong with me!
    "Makyo" is a Buddhist term!
[11:06] Priest
    Holy am I, alone throughout heaven and earth.
[11:08] Priest
    Actually, I'm hungry.
    I want attention from women.
[11:10] Yuzuki
    Makyo is the excited state that occurs
[11:10] Priest
    I want to sleep. I want to slack off...
[11:13] Yuzuki
    when your latent worldly thoughts and desires
[11:17] Yuzuki
    come to the surface during intense training.
[11:25] Yuzuki
    If you can overcome it, you'll cease to
    be controlled by your worldly thoughts.
[11:26] Priest
    Enlightenment.
[11:29] Akagami
    What?! So that's what Kiki-san
    wanted us to experience!
[11:34] Yuzuki
    Yeah, probably.
[11:36] Mia
    Then, Yuzuki-san, it's your turn next.
[11:39] Yuzuki
    Huh?
[11:40] Mia
    Well, go on! Reveal to us all your erotic words!
[11:44] Yuzuki
    Don't act like we're here to share dirty jokes!
[11:47] Mia
    Come on, come on!
[11:50] Yuzuki
    U-Uh, I...
[11:53] Mia
    Come on, come on!
[11:56] Yuzuki
    I can't tell them.
[11:58] Yuzuki
    I can't tell them I've been thinking
    about Akagami-kun naked—
[12:01] Yuzuki
    or rather, a specific part of his body.
[12:03] Yuzuki
    I can't tell them the things I saw at the
    love hotel keep replaying in my head.
[12:09] Yuzuki
    And I certainly can't tell them I've thought
    about what might've happened next.
[12:17] Yuzuki
    Well...
[12:20] Yuzuki
    I don't think I have any worldly thoughts.
[12:24] Both
    What?!
[12:25] Akagami
    You've already overcome makyo and
    entered a state of perfect selflessness?
[12:28] Mia
    I knew you could do it, Yuzuki-san!
[12:31] Yuzuki
    Uh, y-yeah.
[12:33] Akagami
    Then you've successfully
    completed your training.
[12:36] Mia
    We should report this to Kiki-san.
[12:40] Yuzuki
    I can't tell them, because
    this is a personal problem
[12:43] Yuzuki
    that has nothing to do with my training.
[12:48] Yuzuki
    I can't tell them that watching them
    get along makes me feel...
[12:48] Mia
    This must be what they mean
    by perfect selflessness.
[12:51] Akagami
    You're right.
[12:55] Yuzuki
    uneasy.
[12:58] Kiki
    You did something a little
    different for your training,
[13:01] Kiki
    but it looks like it worked.
[13:03] All
    Yes!
[13:05] Akagami
    I feel like I've come to understand
    my own worldly thoughts better.
[13:07] Kiki
    That's good to hear.
[13:10] Kiki
    Even if you achieve enlightenment,
    your worldly thoughts will remain,
[13:14] Kiki
    which is why you must face them
    rather than run from them.
[13:18] Akagami
    I see.
[13:19] Kiki
    If anyone says they don't have
    worldly thoughts, then...
[13:25] Kiki
    they're the biggest and quietest perv of all.
[13:35] Yuzuki
    I'm not dirty!
SIGN    A virtuous man loves the mountains.
[13:55] Kiki
    You've made some substantial improvements.
[13:58] Yuzuki
    Thank you.
[14:04] Kiki
    Let's take the afternoon off.
[14:05] Yuzuki/Akagami
    What?
[14:06] Yuzuki
    But why, Kiki-san?
[14:07] Mia
    Yeah, why?
[14:08] Akagami
    We're just getting started with our training.
[14:10] Kiki
    Calm down. Pushing yourself because you're
    in a hurry will only result in injuries.
[14:15] Yuzuki
    But...
[14:17] Kiki
    "Set aside fame and fortune."
[14:19] Kiki
    You know what that means, don't you, Yuzuki?
SIGN    Set Aside Fame and Fortune
[14:25] Both
    Set aside... what?
[14:26] Yuzuki
    It means stop thinking about gains and losses,
[14:32] Yuzuki
    and focus on the things around you.
[14:35] Yuzuki
    I guess it's the third rule to
    achieving enlightenment.
[14:39] Yuzuki
    In other words,
    resting is part of our training.
[14:43] Mia
    I'm gonna hang out with Kagura
    since I haven't in a while.
[14:47] Akagami
    But...
[14:50] Akagami
    I can't believe we're taking today off.
[14:53] Yuzuki
    What's wrong, Akagami-kun?
[14:56] Akagami
    Today is December 24th.
[14:59] Akagami
    In other words, Christmas Eve.
[15:01] Yuzuki
    What? Akagami-kun, you don't like Christmas?
[15:05] Akagami
    Every Christmas, my father would try to
    divide his time between all his lovers.
[15:12] Akagami
    And every year, a bloodbath
    would break out at our house.
[15:17] Yuzuki
    Yikes.
[15:19] Akagami
    Christmas scares me.
    It's a horrifying holiday.
[15:23] Yuzuki
    Uh...
[15:25] Yuzuki
    In that case, Akagami-kun...
[15:29] Yuzuki
    Why don't the two of us go out together?
[15:36] Yuzuki
    Tomorrow, we're throwing a
    Christmas party with the others.
[15:39] Akagami
    What? Even though we live at a temple?
[15:42] Yuzuki
    Yeah. And we'll be exchanging presents,
    so let's choose ours together.
[15:48] Akagami
    G-G-Got... Got it!
[15:51] Yuzuki
    What's wrong with you, Akagami-kun?!
[15:53] Akagami
    Going out together on Christmas Eve
    carries too much meaning.
[15:57] Akagami
    Not only that, but I'm with Yuzuki-san.
[16:02] Akagami
    Christmas songs and lights everywhere.
[16:05] Akagami
    The entire town seems to be in good spirits.
[16:08] Akagami
    Damn you, Christmas Eve!
[16:11] Akagami
    But I'll never bend to your will!
[16:14] Yuzuki
    Let's go, Akagami-kun.
[16:17] Akagami
    Okay!
[16:19] Yuzuki
    This way.
[16:21] Yuzuki
    What do you think of this?
[16:24] Yuzuki
    So cute.
[16:31] Akagami
    Hooray, hooray!
[16:35] Akagami
    This is too much fun!
[16:40] Akagami
    So this is the power of Christmas Eve.
[16:43] Akagami
    I require much more training.
[16:45] Yuzuki
    Have you chosen your present yet?
[16:47] Akagami
    Huh? Er, no.
[16:49] Akagami
    I'm not sure what to buy.
[16:53] Yuzuki
    You don't need to think about it that hard.
[16:56] Akagami
    You think so?
[16:57] Yuzuki
    Buy whatever you'd want to give
    that expresses your gratitude
[17:00] Yuzuki
    for everything people do for you.
[17:04] Akagami
    I see.
[17:05] Yuzuki
    Oh, I know. There's actually
    a shop I'd recommend.
SIGN    Buddhist Goods Specialty Store
SIGN    
Tsukishita
SIGN    Buddhist Goods Specialty Store
SIGN    
Tsukishita
[17:13] Akagami
    A Buddhist goods store?
[17:15] Yuzuki
    Yeah. My senpai's family runs the shop.
[17:19] Yuzuki
    Since they sell stuff we use
    every day at the temple,
[17:22] Yuzuki
    it might be easier to find something.
[17:25] Akagami
    I see.
[17:29] Akagami
    Prayer beads...
[17:31] Yuzuki
    Is that what you're getting?
[17:32] Akagami
    No, I just don't have any.
[17:35] Yuzuki
    Oh, right. I only have informal beads.
[17:39] Akagami
    Informal?
[17:40] Yuzuki
    There are formal and informal prayer beads.
SIGN    Informal Prayer Beads
SIGN    Current
    standard!
SIGN    Formal Prayer Beads
SIGN    108
    beads!
[17:44] Yuzuki
    Formal beads are used for important
    occasions such as the tokudo ceremony.
[17:49] Akagami
    Ah.
[17:51] Yuzuki
    But they're pretty expensive.
[17:55] Yuzuki
    I'll have to borrow Kiki-san's or my parents'
    beads for my tokudo ceremony.
[17:58] Akagami
    I see.
[18:00] Yuzuki
    I'll become a proper priest soon
    and buy my own beads.
[18:06] Mari
    Don't buy them "someday." Buy them now.
[18:09] Yuzuki
    Mari-san!
[18:10] Mari
    Welcome, Yuzukin.
[18:12] Yuzuki
    It's good to see you again.
    This is Akagami-kun.
[18:15] Akagami
    Nice to meet you.
[18:16] Yuzuki
    This is my senpai, Mari-san.
[18:18] Mari
    Hello.
[18:19] Mari
    If you're looking for prayer beads,
    we've got some nice ones.
[18:23] Mari
    His and her prayer beads.
[18:25] Akagami
    What? Those exist?
[18:28] Mari
    Of course. After all, at Buddhist weddings,
[18:32] Mari
    the couple exchanges
    prayer beads instead of rings.
[18:34] Akagami
    They do?
[18:36] Yuzuki
    I guess that's not common knowledge.
[18:38] Mari
    We've got other products for couples,
    like for marriage and fertility.
[18:44] Yuzuki
    Why do you keep showing us those products?
[18:47] Mari
    Because you're a couple, aren't you?
[18:49] Akagami
    A coup—
[18:49] Yuzuki
    No, it's not like that.
[18:52] Mari
    You're not?
[18:54] Mari
    But you're here together on Christmas Eve.
[18:57] Mari
    I thought you were on a date.
[19:06] Akagami
    What? Did she just realize that?!
[19:10] Akagami
    Um, it really isn't like that between us.
[19:14] Mari
    Really?
[19:16] Mari
    There's nothing at all?
[19:17] Akagami
    N-No.
[19:19] Mari
    But Yuzukin's blushing.
    She must feel something, right?
[19:22] Akagami
    Huh?!
[19:23] Yuzuki
    Don't look at me, Akagami-kun!
[19:26] Mari
    Yuzukin went all-out today.
[19:29] Mari
    Normally, she dresses more casually.
[19:33] Mari
    She's even wearing makeup today.
[19:37] Mari
    And she must be happy,
    because she's even gained some—
[19:40] Yuzuki
    Mari-san, I'd like this, please!
[19:42] Mari
    Sure, thanks for shopping.
[19:44] Yuzuki
    It's really not like that, okay?!
SIGN    Join us!
SIGN    Prayer bead making experience!
SIGN    1,000 yen~
SIGN    Ages 5 and up
[19:46] Mari
    Yeah, yeah.
[19:47] Yuzuki
    Jeez!
[19:52] Yuzuki
    Akagami-kun, have you chosen a present yet?
[19:54] Akagami
    Yes, thanks to you.
[19:59] Yuzuki
    I'm glad.
[20:02] Akagami
    Was Yuzuki-san trying to cheer me up?
[20:10] Akagami
    Yuzuki-san, I'm excited for tomorrow.
[20:15] Yuzuki
    Me, too, Akagami-kun.
[20:21] Tsukuyo
    It's Christmas already.
[20:24] Kurage
    The year flew by.
[20:26] Tsukuyo
    Don't you think it's been
    a little too hectic recently?
[20:30] Kurage
    So much has changed.
    I'm even steadily becoming an adult.
[20:36] Tsukuyo
    If anything's changed, it's Mia.
[20:39] Mia
    Is my training paying off?
[20:42] Both
    You've gotten sexier.
[20:43] Mia
    What?!
[20:45] Tsukuyo
    You seemed so fastidious at first.
SIGN    Show some skin?
    Preposterous!
[20:46] Mia
    Castrate him.
SIGN    Pay for your
     insolence with
    your life!
[20:48] Kurage
    But now I hardly recognize you.
[20:50] Tsukuyo
    Your clothes have changed.
[20:53] Kurage
    There's more emphasis on your curves.
[20:55] Mia
    Well, it's not on purpose!
[20:58] Tsukuyo
    Sorry, sorry.
[21:00] Tsukuyo
    It's a good look on you, and we know
    there's no indecent reason for it.
[21:03] Mia
    I just want Akagami to look at my boobs!
[21:07] Tsukuyo
    That is an indecent reason!
[21:09] Mia
    No, it's not.
[21:11] Kurage
    You've gotten pretty pervy, too.
[21:13] Tsukuyo
    No, I haven't!
[21:16] Kurage
    And Yuzuki-oneechan is a quiet perv.
[21:23] Kagura
    My, my. I suppose he's changed all of us.
[21:30] Kagura
    The four of us used to plan how to drive
    Akagami-san out of the temple.
[21:36] Mia
    You're right.
[21:38] Kurage
    The biggest change was probably
    Akagami-san's arrival.
[21:43] Tsukuyo
    Now none of us want to get rid of him.
[21:47] Mia
    Yeah.
[21:57] Kagura
    Akagami-san is such an interesting person.
[22:05] Kagura
    He's a real nuisance.
[22:08] Kagura
    I'll stamp him out.
[23:45] Kagura
    Question: what can be found
    dangling in the middle of the body?
SIGN    Next Time
    
    Seeing a Turtle Is Good Luck
[23:49] Mia
    It's sometimes thick and sometimes thin, right?
[23:52] Tsukuyo
    Whoa, Mia!
[23:53] Mia
    And doing it alone is a sign of adulthood.

E8 - Seeing a Turtle Is Good Luck
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[00:03] Yuzuki
    We may run a temple,
    but we're throwing a Christmas party.
[00:11] All
    Let's get this party started!
[00:15] Yuzuki
    That said, officially,
    this is just an end-of-year party.
[00:19] All
    Okay.
SIGN    Episode 8:
    Seeing a Turtle Is Good Luck
[01:57] Akagami
    Today is a great opportunity for me
    to repay everyone for their kindness.
[02:01] Akagami
    I'll begin by having them taste my specialties.
[02:06] Akagami
    And then...
SIGN    BOOM
[02:07] Akagami
    I'll give this present I secretly bought
    to the magnanimous Yuzuki-san.
[02:13] Yuzuki
    He said he prepared a feast.
[02:14] Tsukuyo
    I'm sure it's primarily root vegetables.
[02:17] Akagami
    Thank you for waiting.
[02:21] All
    Meat!
SIGN    Meat
[02:23] Yuzuki
    Akagami-kun?!
[02:25] Tsukuyo
    Where'd you get this meat?!
[02:27] Akagami
    I have a connection through an old job of mine.
[02:29] Akagami
    Today's a special day, after all.
SIGN    GRAB
[02:31] Kurage
    Marry me, Akagami-san.
SIGN    PBBBT
[02:35] Akagami
    I'm honored. Once you're grown up, Kurage-san.
[02:39] Yuzuki
    Akagami-kun, don't!
[02:40] Tsukuyo
    Kurage's serious! Don't agree to it!
[02:43] Akagami
    Now then, everyone...
SIGN    CLAP
[02:45] All
    Let's eat!
[02:49] Akagami
    Take your time and eat your fill.
[02:51] Akagami
    There's more over here.
[02:52] ?
    It looks so good!
[02:57] Yuzuki
    Now that our bellies are full,
    why don't we exchange presents?
[03:01] All
    Okay!
[03:02] Akagami
    The time has come for me to
    convey my gratitude to Yuzuki-san.
SIGN    TIE
[03:07] Akagami
    Yuzuki-san, what are you doing?
[03:10] Yuzuki
    Getting ready to exchange presents.
[03:12] Yuzuki
    We pull these ropes to see
    who we're giving our gifts to.
[03:16] Akagami
    Oh, no! Our gift exchange is randomized?
[03:20] Akagami
    This is my first Christmas party.
[03:23] Akagami
    I was planning to give each
    person their gift separately.
[03:25] Akagami
    Is there anything I can do about this?
[03:27] Yuzuki
    Tie these around your gifts, everyone.
SIGN    STOP
SIGN    TIE
[03:31] All
    Huh?
[03:32] Mia
    Huh?
[03:34] Tsukuyo
    Mia, we don't do the
    "I'm your gift" thing in Japan.
[03:37] Mia
    You don't?!
SIGN    TIE
[03:40] Tsukuyo
    What are you doing?
SIGN    ORGAN
[03:42] Akagami
    I thought I'd give someone
    an organ of their choosing.
SIGN    Worth about 5 million yen
[03:44] Both
    That's terrifying! Nobody wants that!
[03:46] Akagami
    Then what should I do?
[03:48] Mia
    Same for me!
[03:49] Tsukuyo
    You didn't bring gifts? Fine, then.
[03:53] Tsukuyo
    Why don't you use these?
SIGN    For 1 Day
SIGN    Will Do Whatever
    You Ask: Akagami
SIGN    Good For 1 Year
[03:55] Akagami
    I hadn't thought of that!
[03:56] Mia
    Oh, yeah!
SIGN    TWITCH
[03:58] Yuzuki
    Does everyone have their ropes?
[04:00] All
    Yeah!
[04:01] Yuzuki
    Ready, and...
[04:05] Kurage
    I got gloves.
[04:06] Tsukuyo
    That's my gift.
[04:08] Kurage
    Thank you.
[04:09] Tsukuyo
    You're welcome.
SIGN    Whatever I ask...
[04:11] Kurage
    But I would've preferred Akagami-san's.
[04:13] Tsukuyo
    What did you want to make Akagami do?
[04:16] Akagami
    By the way, which rope
    did you draw, Tsukuyo-san?
SIGN    For
    the
    Princess
[04:20] Tsukuyo
    A kokeshi?
[04:21] Yuzuki
    That's my gift.
[04:22] Tsukuyo
    Th-Thanks.
SIGN    Sounds like her...
[04:24] All
    Sounds like her.
SIGN    High
SIGN    Low
SIGN    Off
SIGN    VRRR
[04:32] Tsukuyo
    Yuzu-nee, this kokeshi is
    a different kind of kokeshi!
SIGN    KAPOK
[04:34] Yuzuki
    I'm opening mine.
[04:36] Tsukuyo
    Yuzu-nee!
[04:38] Yuzuki
    A piece of paper?
SIGN    Marriage
    Registration
SIGN    Wife's Name
SIGN    Aoba Kurage
SIGN    Husband's Name
[04:40] Kurage
    I wish Akagami-san had gotten mine.
[04:42] Tsukuyo
    Kurage, we're holding a family meeting later.
[04:45] Akagami
    Looks like I drew my own gift.
SIGN    For 1 Day
SIGN    Will Do Whatever
    You Ask: Akagami
SIGN    Good For 1 Year
[04:48] Mia
    Me, too.
[04:50] Kagura
    Oh, so did I. Akagami-san,
    why don't we exchange gifts?
SIGN    Invitation to Nirvana
[04:55] Akagami
    What's this?
[04:56] Kagura
    A DVD of dirty photos of Mia-san.
[05:02] Mia
    Kagura!
[05:04] Kagura
    What have you done?! When did you take those?!
SIGN    HEH HEH HEH
[05:08] Yuzuki
    It must be a joke. I'm sure
    Akagami-kun wouldn't look at them.
SIGN    HEH HEH HEH
SIGN    GULP
[05:14] Yuzuki
    Hand it over.
[05:16] Akagami
    But...
[05:16] Yuzuki
    Hand it over.
[05:18] Akagami
    Understood.
[05:20] Kagura
    Like Yuzuki-san said, that was a joke.
[05:23] Kagura
    This my actual gift.
[05:26] Yuzuki
    What is it?
SIGN    Tsukimurakumo
    Baths Free Pass
SIGN    Mixed and Family
    Baths Available
[05:27] Kagura
    Free passes to a hot spring inn.
SIGN    Tsukimurakumo
    Baths Free Pass
SIGN    Mixed and Family
    Baths Available
[05:30] All
    What?!
[05:31] Kagura
    They operate 24 hours a day, 365 days a year,
SIGN    Tsukimurakumo
    Baths Free Pass
SIGN    Mixed and Family
    Baths Available
[05:35] Kagura
    and they're just around the corner.
[05:38] Yuzuki
    I had no idea such a miraculous place existed!
SIGN    Tsukimurakumo
    Baths Free Pass
SIGN    Mixed and Family
    Baths Available
[05:40] Kagura
    I have enough for everyone.
[05:43] Tsukuyo
    Let's head there after this!
[05:45] Yuzuki
    Thank you so much, Kagura!
[05:47] Kagura
    No problem.
[05:48] Kagura
    All of you are always doing so much for me.
[05:52] Kagura
    Don't worry about it.
[05:54] Akagami
    There's cake for dessert, everyone.
[05:58] All
    Christmas is awesome!
[06:11] Yuzuki
    Thanks for making the offering with me.
[06:13] Akagami
    It's no problem at all.
[06:15] Akagami
    I've never had such a fun Christmas.
[06:17] Yuzuki
    I'm glad.
[06:19] Akagami
    I suppose every Christmas
    must've been like this for you.
[06:23] Yuzuki
    It hasn't been, actually.
[06:25] Akagami
    Huh?
[06:26] Yuzuki
    Our dad moved out,
    and our mom left for the head temple.
[06:31] Yuzuki
    Nobody smiled like they have today.
[06:40] Yuzuki
    But they've been smiling since you came here.
[06:49] Yuzuki
    It's probably all because of you.
[06:53] Akagami
    Yuzuki-san...
[06:55] Yuzuki
    I'm grateful, you know.
[06:58] Yuzuki
    So, um...
[07:03] Akagami
    This is my golden opportunity!
[07:07] Both
    I got a Christmas present for you!
[07:09] Both
    Huh?
[07:11] Yuzuki
    You, too?
[07:12] Akagami
    You did, too?
[07:14] Yuzuki
    Can I open it?
[07:15] Akagami
    May I?
[07:20] Yuzuki
    Is this from Mari-san's shop?
[07:22] Akagami
    The prayer bead workshop?
[07:26] Yuzuki
    Does that mean we both went at different times?
[07:29] Akagami
    We just missed each other.
SIGN    The workshop?
SIGN    Uh-huh
[07:30] Yuzuki
    No wonder Mari-san was smiling so much.
[07:36] Yuzuki
    We've exchanged our gifts, then. Thank you.
[07:38] Akagami
    Yes. Thank you.
[07:42] Yuzuki
    We exchanged prayer beads...
[07:47] (Flashback) Mari
    At Buddhist weddings, the couple
    exchanges prayer beads instead of rings.
[08:00] Yuzuki
    Uh...
[08:03] Akagami
    Um...
[08:08] Kiki
    There you are.
[08:10] Yuzuki
    Kiki-san!
[08:10] Yuzuki
    Wh-Where have you been?
[08:13] Yuzuki
    The Christmas party is already over.
[08:16] Kiki
    There's a problem with your
    tokudo ceremony, Yuzuki.
[08:18] Akagami
    A problem?
[08:20] Yuzuki
    Do I lack the necessary skills?
[08:22] Kiki
    No, the problem is with the location.
[08:25] Kiki
    The ceremony is held at the temple
    the candidate trains at.
[08:28] Kiki
    In other words, it'd be in the
    main hall of this temple.
[08:31] Akagami
    Okay...
[08:32] Kiki
    Several important members of the
    sect attend the ceremony, as well.
[08:35] Kiki
    And the temple where the ceremony
    is held is subject to an inspection.
[08:42] Kiki
    Sometimes the sect meeting itself is called off
    depending on the results of the inspection.
[08:47] Kiki
    But...
SIGN    Duct Tape
SIGN    Mikazuki Temple
[08:54] Yuzuki
    We can't afford to repair...
[08:56] Akagami
    ...the temple's principal figure!
SIGN    The critical moment.
SIGN    Tsukimurakumo
SIGN    Baths
[09:04] Kagura
    This is it.
[09:12] Kiki
    We'll figure something out.
[09:15] Kiki
    Let's enjoy ourselves for now.
[09:18] Kagura
    Don't worry about the cost.
[09:20] Kagura
    These tickets are all expenses paid.
[09:22] Akagami
    What?!
[09:23] Kagura
    We can even stay overnight.
[09:25] Akagami
    Say what?!
SIGN    Mixed and Family Baths Available
[09:33] All
    Welcome.
[09:34] Akagami
    They're kneeling to greet us?!
[09:36] Kagura
    It's just your imagination.
SIGN    SOB SOB
SIGN    Tsukimurakumo
SIGN    Manager
[09:39] Akagami
    Is that the manager? He seems to be cry—
[09:41] Kagura
    It's just your imagination.
[09:43] Kagura
    Okay, everyone. Get your towels at the
    front desk so we can enter the hot springs.
[09:49] All
    Okay!
[09:51] All
    The entrance is over here.
[09:53] Akagami
    When's the last time I visited a hot spring?
SIGN    Akagami-sama's Personal
SIGN    Three times as good!
[09:56] Akagami
    What's that?
SIGN    Akagami-sama's Personal
SIGN    Three times as good!
[10:02] Akagami
    So I'm going this way, then?
[10:04] Akagami
    Ah, a welcoming drink.
[10:06] Akagami
    Thank you.
[10:11] Akagami
    How very stimulating...
[10:13] Akagami
    Huh?
[10:18] Akagami
    Uh... If you'll excuse me...
[10:20] ---
    Huh?
SIGN    3-Day
    Virility Drink
[10:22] Manager
    I'm sorry.
[10:26] Tsukuyo
    Come on, Yuzu-nee.
[10:28] Mia
    Let me see.
[10:31] Yuzuki
    What?
[10:32] Tsukuyo
    Please.
[10:33] Mia
    Just once.
[10:35] Yuzuki
    Sheesh...
[10:37] Yuzuki
    Just once, okay?
SIGN    CLENCH
SIGN    BUMP
[10:42] Tsukuyo
    Even your biceps are cute.
[10:45] Mia
    How do these skinny arms
    produce such superhuman strength?
[10:48] Yuzuki
    Don't call it superhuman.
[10:50] Kiki
    Chopping wood builds muscle.
[10:53] Mia
    So Yuzuki-san will become
    jacked someday, too?!
[10:55] Tsukuyo
    I should develop a little more muscle, too.
[10:59] Kurage
    Yes, since your breasts have gotten fatter.
[11:00] Tsukuyo
    Kurage, don't phrase it like that.
[11:02] Tsukuyo
    Besides, I wouldn't want them
    to get any bigger...
SIGN    SMILE
[11:08] Kurage
    Then give them to me!
[11:09] Kurage
    Give 'em!
[11:10] Tsukuyo
    Ow, ow! You'll tear them off!
SIGN    OW OW OW
[11:12] Yuzuki
    Now, now. No roughhousing.
[11:22] Yuzuki
    Wow, what an incredible hot spring.
[11:26] Tsukuyo
    And we've got the whole place
    to ourselves! Score!
[11:30] Mia
    This is impressive.
[11:35] Tsukuyo
    That is impressive.
[11:36] Mia
    What is?
[11:37] Yuzuki
    You really are beautiful, Mia.
[11:39] Mia
    Huh?!
[11:40] Tsukuyo
    You look like a totally different
    person with your hair down.
[11:43] Mia
    Th-Thank you.
[11:45] Mia
    You've all got fantastic bodies
    that Akagami would like.
[11:49] Yuzuki
    Th-Thanks?
[11:51] Tsukuyo
    We're all second to her, though.
[11:55] Kiki
    What a nice hot spring.
[11:57] Yuzuki
    How does she have such a nice body
    when she lives so indulgently?
[12:00] Mia
    Wow, Master!
[12:02] Mia
    Huh?!
SIGN    SQUISH
    SQUISH
[12:03] Kiki
    You're not too bad yourself, Mia.
[12:06] Mia
    Master...
[12:07] Kiki
    I'm a woman, but even I
    find your body attractive.
[12:10] Kiki
    Oh, dear. I'm straying from
    the path of enlightenment.
SIGN    WAAAH
SIGN    SQUISH SQUISH SQUISH
[12:16] Tsukuyo
    Okay, quit screwing around and
    get in the bath. You'll catch a cold.
[12:27] Yuzuki
    Hey, where's Kagura, anyway?
[12:30] Mia
    She's always slow getting
    dressed and undressed.
[12:33] Tsukuyo
    Speaking of Kagura...
[12:35] Tsukuyo
    She always has her camera.
    What's she taking pictures of?
[12:39] Yuzuki
    Is it dirty pictures?
[12:41] Tsukuyo
    Don't you ever wonder why she came to a temple?
[12:44] Yuzuki
    Well, it's our policy not to ask.
[12:48] Mia
    She's always been by my side.
[12:52] Mia
    We've known each other since grade school.
SIGN    Erotic...
SIGN    Mia-san!
[12:55] Mia
    When I was isolated from others...
[12:56] Young Kagura
    Mia-san!
[12:59] Young Kagura
    I pitched a tent.
SIGN    I pitched a tent.
[12:59] Mia
    When I ran away from home after
    an argument with my parents...
[13:03] Mia
    And when I came to Japan, too.
    She was always right there with me.
[13:07] Tsukuyo
    Come to think of it,
    you were pretty quiet at first.
[13:11] Mia
    I was nervous at the start.
[13:14] Yuzuki
    Now you speak more than her.
[13:16] Tsukuyo
    Kagura never says much about herself.
    She seems secretive.
[13:21] Mia
    She's certainly mysterious.
    There's a lot I don't know about her, too.
[13:26] Mia
    But I can say this for certain.
[13:29] Mia
    Kagura would never betray me.
[13:32] Mia
    After all, we're best friends.
[13:39] Akagami
    Mia-san, I can hardly believe my luck.
[13:42] Akagami
    So, what is everyone doing in my personal bath?
[13:45] Akagami
    I was so surprised that I hid without thinking,
    and now I look like a peeping Tom.
[13:50] Akagami
    Not only that...
[13:51] Akagami
    but I have so much vitality, I couldn't
    come out of hiding even if I wanted to!
[13:55] Kurage
    Kiki-san, am I attractive, too?
[13:57] Kiki
    Uh, sure.
[13:59] Akagami
    I must escape without them noticing.
SIGN    SMILE
[14:06] Akagami
    She noticed!
SIGN    STARE
[14:09] Akagami
    It's over.
[14:13] Akagami
    Huh?
[14:14] Kagura
    Sorry I'm late.
[14:17] Akagami
    Did Kagura-san figure out what's going on?
[14:21] Akagami
    What an angel.
[14:22] Akagami
    Now's my chance.
[14:24] Kagura
    By the way, what would you all do
    if Akagami-san were peeping on us?
[14:31] Mia
    I'd peep on—
[14:32] Both
    I'd be mad.
[14:34] Mia
    Huh?
[14:35] Kagura
    You're right. Not only is it a crime,
[14:38] Kagura
    but it's a sign of questionable character.
[14:40] Kagura
    A terrible act like that destroys trust.
[14:44] Kagura
    We'd have to kick him out immediately.
[14:46] Akagami
    Of course you would!
[14:49] Yuzuki
    But we'd have to talk it out first.
[14:54] Tsukuyo
    Considering what he's like, there
    would have to be some reason for it.
[14:58] Mia
    That's right. You still don't
    understand Akagami, Kagura.
[15:04] Yuzuki
    Though I'd probably be mad
    since it's embarrassing.
[15:08] Akagami
    Akagami Akemitsu, you fool!
[15:11] Akagami
    After they've given you so much trust,
    how dare you doubt them for even a moment?!
[15:17] Akagami
    I should come out and announce my presence.
[15:19] Akagami
    I'm sure they'll understand.
[15:20] Kagura
    You all have such special
    feelings for Akagami-san.
[15:26] Tsukuyo
    Well, not special, exactly...
[15:28] Yuzuki
    Yeah. We've been through a lot together.
[15:30] Mia
    They sure are special!
[15:31] Kagura
    That sounds like a wonderful thing. Right?
[15:35] Akagami
    Hello, everyone!
[15:38] Akagami
    It's me, Akagami!
[15:44] Akagami
    Huh?
[15:45] Akagami
    Eek!
[15:47] Kiki
    They seeing a turtle at the
    end of the year is good luck.
[15:50] Kurage
    A turtle?
SIGN    Reflecting on His Actions
[15:54] Yuzuki
    I see. So it was an unfortunate accident.
SIGN    Reflecting on His Actions
[15:57] Akagami
    Yes.
[15:58] Yuzuki
    But it's also true that
    you were hiding for a while.
[16:02] Akagami
    Yes.
[16:03] Kiki
    C'mon, that's enough.
    He did announce his own presence.
[16:07] Yuzuki
    I do think that was commendable, but...
[16:11] Yuzuki
    Well...
SIGN    FIDGET FIDGET FIDGET
[16:13] Yuzuki
    It really was commendable.
[16:15] Tsukuyo
    Even more strapping than before.
[16:18] Mia
    So very manly.
[16:20] Akagami
    Th-Thank you.
[16:23] Yuzuki
    Well, shall we go?
[16:25] Tsukuyo
    We're not staying?
[16:26] Yuzuki
    We can't leave the temple empty for long.
[16:29] Kagura
    Do you mind if I stay here?
[16:32] Kagura
    I didn't get to soak for long enough.
[16:34] Mia
    Then I'll stay, too!
    I want to see more of the ryokan!
[16:38] Yuzuki
    That's fine.
[16:40] Akagami
    Well, I should go, too.
[16:43] Kagura
    Akagami-san, I believe you should take
    another dip in the bath, as well.
[16:47] Akagami
    Actually, I was thinking about heading back to—
[16:50] Kagura
    You're leaving looking like that down there?
[16:54] Akagami
    I'll stay here!
[17:00] Akagami
    Indoor baths are nice, too.
[17:02] Akagami
    Anyway, this thing is refusing to go down.
[17:06] Kagura
    Shall I make it go down?
[17:08] Akagami
    Yes, please.
[17:14] Akagami
    Kagura-san?! Wh-Wh-What are you doing here?!
[17:17] Akagami
    I'll get out right away!
[17:18] Kagura
    I'm not letting you get away.
[17:25] Kagura
    Calming it down is a simple task.
[17:28] Kagura
    I'll lead you to enlightenment.
[17:36] Kagura
    Just give in.
[17:39] Akagami
    Destroy all worldly desires!
[17:48] Kagura
    You really are a persistent person.
[17:51] Kagura
    I tried so many ways to make you
    give in to your desires, too.
[17:56] Akagami
    Eh?
[17:57] Kagura
    I reserved the whole inn,
    planned that prank in the hot spring,
[18:01] Kagura
    and drugged you with an aphrodisiac
    disguised as a welcoming drink.
[18:04] Akagami
    So that's why this is happening.
[18:07] Kagura
    My attempts to seduce you haven't worked,
    either. I don't know what to do anymore.
[18:11] Akagami
    Wait a minute!
[18:13] Akagami
    Why would you do that?
[18:15] Kagura
    I'm exterminating a pest.
[18:17] Akagami
    Huh?
[18:19] Kagura
    I'm asking you, Akagami-san,
    to leave Mikazuki Temple.
[18:24] Kagura
    You're in the way of realizing my plan.
[18:28] Akagami
    What plan?
[18:29] Kagura
    The reason I came to Japan.
[18:32] Kagura
    My plan to raise an erotic queen.
SIGN    Training Plan
SIGN    Erotic Queen
[18:37] Kagura
    According to my plan, while living in Japan...
SIGN    International Exchange
    (Intercourse)
SIGN    Nocturnal (Sexual)
[18:41] Kagura
    Mia-san would have sexual intercourse
    with at least one hundred men.
[18:46] Akagami
    Th-That's insane!
[18:48] Kagura
    Mia-san is the rightful heir
    of the Christoph family.
[18:52] Akagami
    Kagura-san?
[18:53] Kagura
    As the great woman leading
    the erotic family, she—
[18:56] Akagami
    Kagura-san, excuse me...
[18:58] Kagura
    Excuse me. I'm speaking.
[19:00] Akagami
    I'm sorry, but I can't keep up.
[19:03] Kagura
    I thought my plan would go swimmingly.
[19:07] Kagura
    I never thought you and Mia-san would
    bond over suppressing your desires.
[19:14] Akagami
    W-Wait a minute. Mia-san doesn't
    like her family's philosophy, so—
[19:18] Kagura
    That's right.
[19:20] Akagami
    So why would you do that?
[19:21] Kagura
    Why do you think?
[19:23] Kagura
    Why would I assist with such a plan?
[19:29] Akagami
    Kagura-san, have you been
    betraying Mia-san from the...
[19:35] Akagami
    ...start?
[19:36] Mia
    My friend... my very best friend...
    and A-A-Akagami!
[19:43] Mia
    Should I get involved?
[19:46] Kagura
    One, two, three.
[19:49] Mia
    Zzz.
[19:51] Akagami
    Mia-san?!
[19:58] Kagura
    One, two, three.
[20:00] Akagami
    Kagu—
[20:00] Akagami
    Zzz.
[20:05] Kagura
    The first thing I learned was how to smile.
[20:11] Kagura
    My family name is Baldwin.
[20:16] Kagura
    The Baldwin family is linked
    to the Cristoph family.
[20:20] Kagura
    We work secretly in the shadows
    for the light that is the Christophs.
[20:26] Kagura
    Do you understand?
[20:29] Akagami
    No.
[20:30] Kagura
    I could never betray the Christophs.
[20:32] Kagura
    Being born a Baldwin means
    being their obedient dog.
[20:38] Akagami
    Then why don't we do this?
[20:40] Kagura
    What?
[20:41] Akagami
    It's not too late to start.
[20:43] Akagami
    Help Mia-san fight against
    the fetters of her family.
[20:49] Kagura
    I knew you were an interesting person.
[20:51] Kagura
    Akagami-san, why do you
    work at Mikazuki Temple?
[20:56] Akagami
    Because I owe them money.
[20:59] Kagura
    What will you do after you've repaid your debt?
[21:05] Akagami
    After...
[21:06] Kagura
    Will you go on to become a head priest?
[21:09] Kagura
    Or will you move out of
    the temple and get a job?
[21:12] Kagura
    Why did you even come to
    Mikazuki Temple in the first place?
[21:17] Akagami
    To defeat the worldly desires that have
    long made the Akagami family suffer.
[21:23] Kagura
    So you ran away from home, then?
[21:30] Kagura
    You and Mia-san are just running away.
[21:33] Kagura
    While Yuzuki-san is facing her
    family head-on, too. How rude.
[21:38] Akagami
    I...
[21:40] Kagura
    Let's make a deal, Akagami-san.
[21:43] Akagami
    A deal?
[21:44] Kagura
    I shall take on all your debt.
[21:50] Kagura
    I'll even pay to have the temple's
    principal figure repaired.
[21:53] Akagami
    Wh-Why would you do that?
[21:56] Kagura
    You could save Mikazuki Temple
    very easily if you'd just move out.
[22:05] Kagura
    Think about it.
[23:45] Kurage
    Slap, slap.
SIGN    Next Time
    
    Pounding Mochi Is Dirty
[23:46] Both
    Boing, boing.
[23:48] Kurage
    Slap, slap.
[23:49] Both
    Boing, boing.
[23:51] Kurage
    Slap, slap.
[23:52] Tsukuyo
    Flat, flat?
[23:53] Kurage
    Flat, flat?
[23:56] Both
    Boing, boing!

E9 - Jealousy
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[00:09] (Flashback) Kagura
    You could save Mikazuki Temple
    very easily if you'd just move out.
SIGN    Episode 9:
    Pounding Mochi Is Dirty
[01:57] Yuzuki
    There we go.
[02:00] Akagami
    I see this temple pounds mochi
    at the end of every year.
[02:03] Yuzuki
    We make a whole bunch and
    hand them out to our supporters.
[02:06] Yuzuki
    Let's get this open.
[02:10] Yuzuki
    We'll split into two groups and get to work.
[02:12] All
    Okay!
[02:14] Akagami
    I'll be on Team Tsukuyo-san and Kurage-san.
[02:17] Tsukuyo
    'Kay.
[02:18] Kurage
    Nice.
[02:20] Akagami
    This is part of my training, as well.
    I must work diligently.
[02:24] Kurage
    Hey, Akagami-san.
[02:27] Kurage
    Pounding mochi is dirty, isn't it?
[02:31] Tsukuyo
    Where did that come from?!
[02:33] Akagami
    Isn't this a traditional activity?!
[02:35] Kurage
    But the reason people pound mochi...
[02:38] Tsukuyo
    It's a fertility thing, right?
    That doesn't make it dirty.
[02:41] Akagami
    You've got a cute imagination.
[02:43] Kurage
    The mallet represents the man,
    and the mortar represents the woman.
[02:48] Kurage
    And the two of them go slap, slap.
SIGN    SLAP
SIGN    SLAP
[02:51] Akagami
    Kurage-san, stop!
SIGN    SLAP
SIGN    SLAP
[02:52] Tsukuyo
    You're making this really uncomfortable!
[02:54] Kurage
    Huh?
[02:55] Akagami
    Shall we switch roles?
[02:57] Tsukuyo
    Yeah.
[02:59] Kurage
    But that's not normal.
[03:01] Tsukuyo
    What do you want us to do, then?!
[03:03] Akagami
    Don't lose your composure, Akagami Akemitsu.
[03:06] Akagami
    Just focus on the mochi in front of you.
[03:09] Tsukuyo
    Here we go.
[03:13] Tsukuyo
    Ready, and...
[03:14] Kurage
    Slap, boing.
[03:16] Kurage
    Slap, boing.
[03:18] Kurage
    Slap, boing.
[03:22] Tsukuyo
    Don't forget to knead the mochi, Akagami.
[03:25] Akagami
    Forgive me! I don't know where to knead.
[03:29] Tsukuyo
    What?
[03:30] Tsukuyo
    Should we switch back, then?
[03:32] Akagami
    I can't believe I mixed up mochi with breasts.
[03:36] Akagami
    This time, I won't get distracted.
[03:40] Kurage
    Akagami-san, look at those
    three big mochi in a row.
[03:44] Akagami
    What?
[03:45] Akagami
    Three?
SIGN    Mochi 1
SIGN    Mochi 1
SIGN    Mochi 2
SIGN    Mochi 3
SIGN    Mochi 2
SIGN    Mochi 3
[03:51] Akagami
    Destroy all worldly desires!
[03:52] Tsukuyo
    You blinded yourself?!
[03:54] Tsukuyo
    I'll handle this, Akagami! Go wash your eyes!
[03:57] Akagami
    Got it.
[04:03] Kurage
    Here.
[04:04] Akagami
    Thank you.
[04:06] Akagami
    Kurage-san, why did you make that joke?
[04:10] Kurage
    The one about boobs?
[04:11] Akagami
    Yes, the one about boobs.
[04:13] Kurage
    Because I thought you'd like it.
[04:15] Akagami
    But I'm not...
[04:17] Kurage
    Would you have preferred Yuzuki-oneechan's?
[04:20] Akagami
    No, no, no!
[04:21] Kurage
    Or mine, maybe?
[04:24] Kurage
    Why are you laughing?
[04:26] Akagami
    I should go help Mia-san and Kagura-san next.
[04:32] Kurage
    I want to be an adult now.
[04:36] Akagami
    Where are Mia-san and Kagura-san?
[04:38] Mia
    Thanks for waiting. I've changed
    into my mochi pounding uniform.
[04:43] Mia
    Pounding mochi is associated
    with the rabbit in the moon.
[04:45] Mia
    A rabbit ended up on the moon when it
    offered its own flesh to the hungry Buddha.
[04:52] Mia
    By pounding mochi,
[04:53] Mia
    we call upon the noble rabbit's soul
    and experience the importance of food.
[04:59] Mia
    And this is that ceremony's formal attire!
SIGN    BA-NI-I
SIGN    Complete Collection
    of Penances
[05:01] Kagura
    It's known as Bunny Penance:
    Mochi Pounding Version.
[05:04] Akagami
    That's a real thing?!
SIGN    BA-NI-I
SIGN    Complete Collection
    of Penances
[05:06] Akagami
    But performing penance
    dressed like that can't be easy.
[05:09] Mia
    D-Don't stare.
[05:12] Mia
    It's embarrassing.
[05:17] Akagami
    Mia-san, you'll catch a cold dressed like that.
[05:20] Kagura
    I brought a stove.
[05:23] Akagami
    So warm.
[05:25] Kagura
    Let's begin.
[05:26] Akagami
    I couldn't stop it!
[05:32] Akagami
    Why are we sharing one haori?
[05:34] Kagura
    To stay warm and prevent wardrobe malfunctions.
[05:37] Mia
    It's so warm.
[05:38] Akagami
    It certainly is warm, but...
[05:41] Kagura
    Now firmly grasp her chest over
    her clothes so nothing slips out.
[05:44] Akagami
    I don't think this is how this normally works!
[05:47] Kagura
    In Shared Haori Penance,
    a man and a woman share a single haori.
[05:52] Mia
    This is getting me hot and bothered,
    but let's do our best, Akagami.
[05:56] Akagami
    Now that it's come to this...
[05:58] Mia
    Akagami?!
[06:00] Akagami
    I will grasp not Mia-san's
    breasts or the mallet,
[06:03] Akagami
    but lift Mia-san herself and pound!
[06:07] Akagami
    Lift and pound!
[06:11] Akagami
    Lift and pound!
[06:14] Akagami
    Lift and pound!
[06:16] Akagami
    All right, this'll work.
[06:17] Akagami
    Lift and pound!
[06:20] Akagami
    We did it, Mia-san! This method is—
[06:23] Mia
    Akagami's holding me from
    behind in his big, sexy arms...
[06:30] Akagami
    Oh, no! We should take a break.
[06:32] Tsukuyo
    Do you need me to do it for you?
[06:35] Akagami
    Tsukuyo-san...
[06:36] Akagami
    Another bunny?!
[06:39] Tsukuyo
    I can't believe you're blackmailing me
    into wearing this by threatening
[06:42] Tsukuyo
    to tell everyone about our kiss.
[06:44] Akagami
    Did I say that?
[06:46] Akagami
    I didn't, right? Tell me I didn't.
    I don't remember saying—
[06:48] Kurage
    Akagami-san?
[06:50] Kurage
    Why am I the only one wearing
    an animal costume?
[06:54] Kurage
    Tell me. Why? Well? Why?
[06:57] Akagami
    This is bad. I'm surrounded by rabbits,
    a symbol of sexual desire.
[07:02] Akagami
    My worldly desires are running rampant.
[07:04] Yuzuki
    What are you doing, Akagami-kun?
[07:07] Akagami
    Yuzuki-san?!
[07:08] Yuzuki
    What happened?
    I was only gone for a few minutes.
[07:11] Akagami
    Yuzuki-san, this is, um...
[07:15] Yuzuki
    I can't believe you made Mia dress like that.
[07:17] Yuzuki
    Tsukuyo and Kurage, too.
[07:20] Yuzuki
    What's going on here?
[07:23] Akagami
    Yuzuki-san, you're going
    to break my shoulder...
[07:27] Yuzuki
    Dressing like a rabbit is penance?
[07:31] Yuzuki
    I've never heard of that
    kind of penance before.
[07:34] Akagami
    Does that mean the Complete
    Collection of Penances is fake?
[07:39] Akagami
    She's actually trying to get me kicked out.
[07:48] Akagami
    Thank you for waiting.
[07:49] Tsukuyo
    Vegetable miso soup!
[07:52] Akagami
    Since it's cold today,
    I made something that will warm us up.
[07:55] Tsukuyo
    So good.
[07:57] Kurage
    So warm.
[07:59] Akagami
    Huh? Where's Kiki-san?
[08:01] Yuzuki
    Maybe she's in her room.
[08:03] Akagami
    I see.
[08:04] Akagami
    I'll go take her food to her.
[08:06] Yuzuki
    Thanks, Akagami-kun.
[08:09] Mia
    Vegetable miso soup was created by
[08:12] Mia
    a clothes-washer named Ken-chan
    who served the dish to a monk, and...
[08:21] Akagami
    Kiki-san.
[08:23] Kiki
    Oh, it's you.
[08:25] Kiki
    You came all the way out here?
    You must be cold.
[08:27] Akagami
    I could say the same thing.
    I brought you dinner.
[08:30] Kiki
    Thank you.
[08:32] Kiki
    Care for a drink?
[08:34] Akagami
    Oh, um... Yes, please.
[08:40] Kiki
    You really are a good cook.
[08:44] Akagami
    You don't have to drink out here.
[08:46] Kiki
    I like the view from here.
[08:50] Akagami
    The view?
[08:58] Kiki
    You're quite the drinker.
[09:00] Akagami
    I haven't had anything to drink
    since those mixers.
[09:04] Kiiki
    Yuzuki's tokudo ceremony is coming up soon.
[09:07] Kiki
    I'm grateful to you, Akagami.
[09:09] Akagami
    But we still have no idea how we're
    going to pay to repair the principal figure.
[09:14] Kiki
    No, but once we clear this hurdle,
[09:19] Kiki
    Yuzuki will be closer to her dream
    of taking over Mikazuki Temple.
[09:23] Kiki
    After that, she'll just have to
    discover this temple's true form.
[09:28] Akagami
    Its true form?
[09:30] Kiki
    Taking over the temple isn't the finish line.
[09:33] Kiki
    It's the starting point.
[09:38] Kiki
    What will you do once Yuzuki
    has undergone tokudo?
[09:41] Akagami
    Huh?
[09:42] Kiki
    Will you keep working here
[09:45] Kiki
    or undergo tokudo yourself, continue your
    training, and become a head priest?
[09:49] Kiki
    Yuzuki will become the
    head priest of this temple.
[09:51] Kiki
    When that day comes,
    I'll be leaving this place.
[09:57] Kiki
    I'm sure Yuzuki would find it very encouraging
    if someone like you stayed with her.
[10:05] Kiki
    After all, you're so great,
    I wish I could take you with me
[10:08] Kiki
    when I go to take over my own family's temple.
[10:10] Akagami
    Running a temple with you
    sounds like an interesting path.
[10:15] Kiki
    Then will you work for me?
[10:18] Kiki
    I'll make it worth your while.
[10:20] Kiki
    Serving me for life sounds like
    a pretty good deal, doesn't it?
[10:25] Akagami
    A-Are you drunk, Kiki-san?
[10:28] Akagami
    I should go take a bath. Excuse me.
SIGN    Start like a virgin,
    then strike like a fleeing rabbit.
SIGN    Sato
    Shrine
SIGN    Corn
SIGN    Baby Castella Cakes
SIGN    Takoyaki
[10:53] Yuzuki
    Okay, everyone.
[10:55] Tsukuyo
    Happy...
[10:56] Mia
    ...New...
[10:57] Kurage
    ...Year.
[10:59] All
    Yeah!
[11:01] Akagami
    Keep your voices down, everyone.
[11:04] Yuzuki
    Sorry. Were we too loud?
[11:05] Akagami
    We don't know who might
    be watching. Wear these.
[11:11] Yuzuki
    What are these?
[11:13] Akagami
    Disguises.
SIGN    Temple VS Shrine
SIGN    Bloody History
[11:14] Akagami
    After all, we're in enemy territory.
[11:17] Yuzuki
    That's a violent thought!
[11:19] Yuzuki
    I know temples and shrines have a tumultuous
    history, but we get along just fine now.
[11:24] Yuzuki
    There was even a time when
    we had Shinto-Buddhist syncretism.
SIGN    Shinto-Buddhist Syncretism
SIGN    Buddhism
SIGN    Shinto
[11:26] Yuzuki
    There was no distinction
    between Buddhism and Shinto then.
[11:30] Mia
    Huh...
[11:31] Tsukuyo
    You worry too much, Akagami.
[11:41] Akgami
    Do you need something?
[11:42] Tsukuyo
    I wore my long sleeves today.
    Don't you have anything to say?
[11:45] Akagami
    Oh, forgive me.
[11:47] Tsukuyo
    I don't really mind, but you
    should tell girls they look cute.
[11:52] Akagami
    You look very cute, Tsukuyo-san!
[11:54] Akagami
    Exceptionally cute! Incredibly cute!
[11:57] Akagami
    So cute you're more than just cute!
[12:01] Tsukuyo
    That's enough!
[12:02] Akagami
    Why did she get mad at me?
[12:09] Akagami
    Kurage-san, are you writing on an ema?
[12:11] Kurage
    Yeah.
[12:12] Akgami
    You're looking extra cute today.
[12:16] Kurage
    Tsk, tsk, Akagami-san.
[12:18] Kurage
    You should compliment a grown woman
    by telling her she's beautiful.
[12:21] Akagami
    I see.
[12:23] Priest
    We're handing out candy for the children.
[12:25] Kurage
    Candy!
[12:28] Kurage
    Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!
[12:29] Akagami
    Kurage-san, you look beautiful.
[12:32] Kurage
    Thanks.
[12:37] Mia
    Akagami, I don't know how to draw a fortune.
[12:41] Akagami
    You flip this upside-down,
SIGN    Fortunes
[12:43] Akagami
    and the number that comes out of
    the hole on the bottom is your fortune.
[12:46] Mia
    Oh, thanks.
[12:49] Akagami
    Mia-san, you look beautiful.
[12:53] Mia
    Kimonos certainly are beautiful, aren't they?
[12:56] Akagami
    That's not what I meant.
[12:58] Mia
    Was that compliment directed at me?
[13:01] Akagami
    Yes. Complimenting women
    the right way is rather challenging.
[13:05] Mia
    It's easy. Just directly tell her
    what you find attractive about her.
[13:10] Akagami
    Could you give me an example?
[13:13] Mia
    Well...
[13:20] Yuzuki
    Akagami-kun.
[13:26] Yuzuki
    Are you okay?
[13:30] Akagami
    You're beautiful.
[13:31] Yuzuki
    Huh? Uh, thanks...
[13:34] Akagami
    No, I messed up.
[13:35] Akagami
    Mia-san taught me to say...
[13:37] Akagami
    Please let me fu—I mean,
    make love to you, Yuzuki-san!
[13:40] Yuzuki
    You ruined it, Akagami-kun!
[13:44] Akagami
    Everyone seems to be having fun.
[13:46] Yuzuki
    It's the first time we've visited a shrine
    on New Year's Day in a while.
[13:48] Akagami
    Really?
[13:50] Yuzuki
    Every year, all the end-of-year work
    rolled over into New Year's Day.
[13:56] Yuzuki
    But from now on, maybe we'll
    get to come together every year.
[14:01] Akagami
    I hope so.
[14:06] Akagami
    If I moved out, that would
    solve all their money problems.
[14:11] Yuzuki
    I'll protect it.
[14:12] Akagami
    Huh?
[14:13] Yuzuki
    Mikazuki Temple is where
    we belong. I'll protect it.
[14:19] Akagami
    Yuzuki-san...
[14:21] Yuzuki
    During my matchmaking meeting, I reached
    my destination because I didn't give up.
[14:27] Akagami
    That's right. I swore an oath then.
[14:33] (Flashback) Akagami
    I'll support her.
[14:40] Yuzuki
    Wait... Akagami-kun?
[14:45] Kagura
    Guiding Mia-san toward becoming
    an erotic queen is my duty.
[14:51] Kagura
    I thought it was a simple, boring task.
[14:57] (Flashback) Young Kagura
    Are you Mia Christoph-senpai?
[15:01] (Flashback) Young Kagura
    Nice to meet you. I am Kagura Baldwin.
[15:06] (Flashback) Young Kagura
    Let's be friends, Mia-senpai.
[15:11] Kagura
    But Mia-san was an
    unbelievably rebellious child.
[15:16] (Flashback) Young Mia
    I'm on an erotic strike, Kagura!
[15:19] (Flashback) Young Kagura
    I see.
[15:20] (Flashback) Young Mia
    I'm making an erotic plan to run away, Kagura!
[15:22] (Flashback) Young Kagura
    I see.
[15:24] (Flashback) Young Mia
    I'm going to write non-erotic songs
    and spread them everywhere, Kagura!
[15:28] (Flashback) Young Kagura
    I see.
[15:29] (Flashback) Young Mia
    I even came up with lyrics!
[15:30] Kagura
    Such a strange girl. Why is she so intent
    on defying her family's philosophy?
[15:30] Young Mia
    Not-not-not erotic!
[15:35] Kagura
    She should do as they say.
    It's easier to go with the flow.
[15:37] Young Mia
    Not-not—
[15:39] Young Mia
    No, more like... Not-not-not erotic.
[15:43] (Flashback) Mia'S Mother
    You want to send Mia to Japan?
[15:45] (Flashback) Kagura
    Yes.
[15:47] (Flashback) Mia'S Mother
    Why would we do that?
[15:49] (Flashback) Kagura
    I tried various methods to guide her
    toward becoming an erotic queen,
[15:54] (Flashback) Kagura
    but Mia-san is still determined to
    suppress her desires using reason.
[15:59] (Flashback) Mia'S Mother
    Yes, it seems that way.
[16:01] (Flashback) Kagura
    So living a chaste and painfully drab life
    at a nunnery might stoke her appetite
[16:07] (Flashback) Kagura
    and make her seek out men.
[16:12] (Flashback) Mia'S Mother
    I see. It's reverse psychology.
[16:15] (Flashback) Mia'S Mother
    Very well, I'll allow it.
[16:17] (Flashback) Mia'S Mother
    But she must have sexual intercourse
    with a hundred men while living in Japan.
[16:24] (Flashback) Mia'S Mother
    You will capture her conquests on camera
[16:27] (Flashback) Mia'S Mother
    and send the images to me
    once every three days.
[16:30] (Flashback) Mia'S Mother
    If I don't see results, I will make
    both of you return immediately.
[16:35] (Flashback) Kagura
    I understand.
[16:40] (Flashback) Mia'S Mother
    May I ask you something?
[16:44] (Flashback) Mia'S Mother
    You haven't become attached to her, have you?
[16:50] Kagura
    No, of course not.
[16:54] Kagura
    That said...
[16:57] Kagura
    It was impossible to immediately begin
    sending photos once every three days.
[17:02] (Flashback) Kagura
    This will work for a little while.
[17:06] Kagura
    That's when he showed up.
[17:09] Kagura
    I set Mia-san on him and succeeded in
    gathering materials to use in my collages.
[17:15] Kagura
    Everything is going smoothly.
[17:17] Kagura
    Even the stubborn Mia-san
    has become more cheerful.
[17:24] Kagura
    But is she not genuinely in love with him?
[17:28] Kagura
    Mia-san, mere friendship
    or lust would be acceptable.
[17:34] Kagura
    But genuine love is forbidden.
[17:38] Kagura
    Do you have your answer, Akagami-san?
[17:42] Akagami
    I've given it a lot of thought,
    and I think I should move out.
[17:47] Akagami
    Both Mikazuki Temple and I need the money.
[17:51] Kagura
    Yes, you do.
[17:53] Akagami
    You've offered to take on my debt
    and help pay to repair the principal figure.
[17:57] Akagami
    An amazing offer like this won't
    come around a second time.
[18:00] Kagura
    That's exactly right.
[18:02] Kagura
    And the man Mia loves will disappear.
[18:05] Kagura
    All is well.
[18:07] Kagura
    I'll send you the money once you move out.
[18:11] Kagura
    What is it?
[18:13] Akagami
    I appreciate your thoughtfulness, Kagura-san.
[18:18] Akagami
    But I must decline!
[18:20] Kagura
    What? You're refusing my generous offer?
[18:24] Kagura
    On top of the debt your father left you,
[18:27] Kagura
    you owe money for kissing Tsukuyo-san,
    repairing that scooter and truck...
[18:31] Akagami
    What? How do you know about all that?
[18:33] Kagura
    And most importantly,
    how are you going to pay to have
[18:37] Kagura
    the principal figure repaired?
    You're running out of time.
[18:39] Kagura
    Do you have some kind of plan
    to get out of this situation?
[18:42] Akagami
    It's all right! I'll figure something out!
[18:46] Kagura
    What makes you say that?
[18:47] Akagami
    I've just got a feeling
    everything will be fine.
[18:50] Kagura
    You're just not facing reality.
[18:53] Kagura
    Perhaps you should tone down
    your meat-headedness.
[18:56] Akagami
    I won't allow you to continue
    insulting Yuzuki-san!
[18:59] Kagura
    I'm talking about you.
[19:01] Akagami
    It's true that our money problems would
    be solved for the present if I moved out.
[19:04] Akagami
    But that would merely be a temporary solution.
[19:08] Kagura
    And you may eventually find yourself
    facing the same situation again.
[19:12] Akagami
    Yes.
[19:13] Akagami
    Besides, I swore I'd support
    Yuzuki-san, no matter what.
[19:19] Akagami
    There must be something I can do.
[19:21] Akagami
    So I don't want to run away.
[19:25] Kagura
    There's no point in continuing.
[19:28] Kagura
    I see. Then I'll withdraw my offer for now.
[19:32] Kagura
    Raising money isn't easy. I'm sure
    he'll come back crying before long.
[19:36] Akagami
    Good.
[19:38] Akagami
    Now I can keep my promise to Mia-san, too.
[19:42] Akagami
    We swore we'd fight together.
[19:45] Kagura
    What?
[19:45] Akagami
    I can't betray her.
[19:47] Kagura
    Promise? Can't betray her?
[19:50] Kagura
    How dare you?
[19:52] Kagura
    You're in love with Aoba Yuzuki.
[19:56] Kagura
    Mia-san may not realize it herself,
    but she's genuinely in love with you.
[19:59] Kagura
    But that love can never be.
[20:01] Kagura
    What will she do once she realizes that?
[20:03] Kagura
    She may be so deeply wounded
    that she'll never get over it.
[20:10] Akagami
    Kagura-san?
[20:11] Kagura
    Don't talk about Mia-san like you know her!
[20:15] Kagura
    You can't even take responsibility for her!
[20:16] Akagami
    You're openly expressing your anger!
[20:19] Kagura
    What?!
[20:20] Akagami
    I've never seen you so emotional before.
[20:22] Kagura
    I'm not mad at all!
[20:24] Akagami
    But you're even raising your voice.
[20:27] Kagura
    I'm not raising my voice at all!
[20:30] Kagura
    What's so funny?!
[20:31] Akagami
    I'm relieved you can get
    so upset on Mia-san's behalf.
[20:35] Kagura
    I told you, I'm not upset.
[20:38] Akagami
    You care about Mia-san more than
    you care about her family circumstances.
[20:44] Akagami
    Something seemed off to me
    about you betraying Mia-san.
[20:49] Kagura
    What are you talking about?
[20:51] Akagami
    After all, when you smile at each other,
    you seem genuinely happy.
[20:58] Akagami
    This wasn't a betrayal. You acted
    because you care so deeply about Mia-san.
[21:04] Kagura
    N-No—
[21:06] Akagami
    That's why you—
[21:15] Kagura
    Ugh, I kicked something I shouldn't have.
SIGN    Antibacterial
    Spray
[21:18] Kagura
    I'm simply loyal to my job.
[21:21] Kagura
    In the name of the Baldwin family,
    I shall carry out my plan.
[21:25] Kagura
    I don't know how you got confused.
[21:35] Mia
    Kagura!
[21:37] Kagura
    Thank you for waiting, everyone.
[21:40] Mia
    Have you seen Akagami?
[21:41] Kagura
    He's gone to sleep.
[21:44] Yuzuki
    Good timing, Kagura.
[21:47] Yuzuki
    Do you know any ways to make money quick?
[21:52] Yuzuki
    I've been asking everyone for advice, but...
[21:54] Kagura
    Uh...
[21:56] Mia
    You can count on her.
    My Kagura is highly dependable.
[21:59] Mia
    After all, she and I are best friends.
    We're practically the same person!
[22:04] Mia
    Right, Kagura?
[22:08] Kagura
    Good grief.
[22:10] Kagura
    I'm just doing my job.
[23:45] Kagura
    The flames of love are cackling.
SIGN    Next Time
    
    I Just Got a Little Excited
[23:47] Tsukuyo
    You mean "crackling."
[23:49] Kagura
    Your heart is crackling for Akagami-san.
[23:51] Tsukuyo
    My heart's not pounding for Akagami!
[23:53] Tsukuyo
    I just got... a little excited.
[23:56] Kagura
    Then let's hear you sing about it.

E10 - I Just Got a Little Turned On
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[00:12] Yuzuki
    Akagami-kun, you're awake.
[00:14] Akagami
    Yes. I feel as though I've died and been reborn.
[00:19] Yuzuki
    As in reincarnated?
[00:20] Akagami
    I feel refreshed.
[00:22] Akagami
    Nothing could scare me now.
[00:24] Yuzuki
    Well, don't push yourself.
[00:26] Yuzuki
    Kiki-san and I are going out,
    but Mia and Kagura are up.
[00:31] Yuzuki
    Wait, why do you look terrified?!
[00:34] Mia
    Good morning, Akagami.
[00:36] Akagami
    Good morning, Mia-san. Where is everyone else?
[00:40] Mia
    Tsukuyo-san and Kurage-san are still asleep.
[00:43] Mia
    Kagura is in her room using her computer.
[00:50] Mia
    Kagura.
[00:55] Mia
    Kagura.
[00:57] Mia
    Initiate Operation
    Lovey-Dovey Akagami x Kagura!
[01:03] Kagura
    Where did that come from?
[01:04] Mia
    I'll allow up to kissing.
[01:06] Kagura
    I still don't know what you're talking about.
[01:08] Mia
    Akagami's scared of you.
[01:11] Kagura
    Oh, my.
[01:12] Mia
    As though he's been deeply
    traumatized by something.
[01:16] Kagura
    Crap. I overdid it.
[01:19] Mia
    I can't allow my best friend and
    brother in arms to be on bad terms.
[01:22] Mia
    I want the two of you to get along
    as well as Akagami and I do.
[01:26] Kagura
    Don't you think that's a bit much?
[01:29] Mia
    First, let's establish your
    impressions of each other.
[01:32] Mia
    Akagami, how do you feel
    when you look at Kagura?
[01:35] Akagami
    Well, she makes my groin tingle.
[01:38] Kagura
    That's blatant sexual harassment.
[01:40] Mia
    That's a positive impression, Kagura.
[01:42] Kagura
    That was enough to get him sent to court.
[01:45] Mia
    Kagura, what do you think of Akagami?
[01:49] Kagura
    Akagami-san is a wonderful person.
[01:52] Mia
    That's right!
[01:53] Mia
    Akagami is an especially wonderful person!
[01:58] Akagami
    Aw, shucks.
[02:00] Kagura
    He's earnest and loyal,
    which is why I must drive him out.
[02:05] Mia
    This actually sounds pretty promising!
[02:09] Mia
    In that case, let's skip to the final stage.
[02:15] Mia
    I'm locking you two in the shed
    until tomorrow morning.
[02:17] Akagami
    But it's morning right now!
[02:19] Mia
    This is what made Akagami
    and I open up to each other.
[02:22] Mia
    I'm sure it'll work great for you two, too.
[02:25] Mia
    I'll arrange for you to perform
    Twister penance tonight.
[02:28] Akagami
    Mia-san!
[02:32] Kagura
    She got us.
[02:34] Kagura
    I never thought my own strategy
    would be used against me.
[02:39] Akagami
    Indeed.
[02:39] Kagura
    Though it beats being made to do
[02:41] Kagura
    the Hundred Poems by One Hundred Poets
    nonsense I taught her.
[02:44] Akagami
    That was you, too?
[02:46] Akagami
    Is she responsible for all of
    Mia-san's misconceptions?
[02:50] Kagura
    Oh, I know.
[02:54] Kagura
    If I say you assaulted me in here,
[02:58] Kagura
    that would be an easy way
    to drive you out of the temple.
[03:06] Kagura
    Why don't you tell Mia-san about my plan?
[03:11] Kagura
    It would put me in a difficult position.
[03:14] Akagami
    I'd never do that.
[03:16] Akagami
    I don't want to fight you, Kagura-sama.
[03:19] Kagura
    "Sama"?
[03:20] Akagami
    Ideally, I'd like to be friends.
[03:23] Akagami
    I value my relationship with you.
[03:30] Kagura
    Why are you hitting on me?
[03:32] Akagami
    Huh?!
[03:33] Akagami
    That's not what I was trying to do!
[03:35] Kagura
    From all the way over there, no less.
[03:37] Akagami
    I'm sorry. My body reacted
    before I could stop it.
[03:41] Kagura
    If you'd just seduce Mia-san
    and take responsibility for her,
[03:45] Kagura
    there would be no problem.
[03:48] Kagura
    Oh? What's this?
[03:51] Akagami
    What is it?
[03:52] Kagura
    It's nothing at all.
[03:56] Akagami
    It's open!
[03:57] Kagura
    It's the principle of the lever.
[03:59] Akagami
    But you very obviously kicked it!
[04:03] Kagura
    Why didn't I realize it sooner?
SIGN    Take by Force...
SIGN    Make This
[04:06] Kagura
    Taking him by force is certainly an option.
SIGN    Make This
SIGN    Take by Force...
SIGN    Do This
[04:08] Kagura
    I'll make Akagami-san fall for Mia-san
    and bring him back to the Christoph family.
SIGN    Do This
[04:14] Kagura
    Akagami-san, let's be friends.
[04:17] Akagami
    Huh?!
SIGN    Episode 10:
    I Just Got a Little Turned On
[05:52] Tsukuyo
    Wait, Akagami.
[05:54] Tsukuyo
    I know we kissed once, but I'm not...
[06:02] Tsukuyo
    We can't do this!
[06:07] Tsukuyo
    Please, Akagami.
[06:11] Tsukuyo
    At least be gentle.
[06:19] Tsukuyo
    No...
[06:33] Kurage
    Good morning, Tsukuyo-oneechan.
[06:36] Tsukuyo
    Good morning, Kurage-san.
[06:40] Kurage
    Could you let go of me?
[06:44] Tsukuyo
    Okay.
[06:45] Tsukuyo
    I'll buy you a chocolate parfait
    if you don't tell anyone.
[06:49] Kurage
    Make it extra large.
[06:51] Tsukuyo
    Okay.
[06:57] Tsukuyo
    I can't believe I dreamed about that.
[07:00] Tsukuyo
    Am I that unfulfilled?
[07:02] Akagami
    Tsukuyo-san.
[07:06] Akagami
    Good morning.
[07:09] Tsukuyo
    Hey.
[07:10] Akagami
    Time to make breakfast.
[07:13] Akagami
    All right. Here we go.
[07:13] Tsukuyo
    He looks so carefree.
[07:16] Tsukuyo
    I only dreamed about that because he kissed me.
[07:22] Tsukuyo
    Well, it was an accident. It's in the past now.
[07:26] Mia
    Akagami!
[07:29] Mia
    What's on the menu today?
[07:31] Akagami
    We're having fried fish this morning.
[07:33] Mia
    Fried fish!
[07:34] Tsukuyo
    Huh? Come to think of it...
[07:34] Akagami
    Wait a little longer, okay?
[07:36] Mia
    Okay!
[07:37] Tsukuyo
    When did those two get so close?
[07:45] Kagura
    It's interesting, isn't it?
[07:47] Tsukuyo
    Kagura, how are you so invisible?
[07:52] Kagura
    I believe this is the reason.
[07:56] Tsukuyo
    A camera?
[08:02] Mia
    Akagami, it's too much.
[08:04] Mia
    Go slower.
[08:07] Tsukuyo
    What?!
[08:11] Akagami
    We're just getting started, Mia-san.
[08:13] Kagura
    This is known as Twister penance.
[08:16] Tsukuyo
    Hey, whoa! Wh-Wh-Wh-Why are
    you showing me a dirty video?!
[08:22] Tsukuyo
    Wait... was that Akagami and Mia?
[08:25] Kagura
    Yes. Would you like to see more?
[08:29] Tsukuyo
    Don't show me that!
[08:31] Kagura
    Just look at that bright light.
[08:33] Tsukuyo
    Those two are an item?
[08:36] Tsukuyo
    But Mia hated Akagami at first.
[08:42] Akagami
    Whoops.
[08:43] Mia
    I'm sorry, Akagami. I tripped.
[08:47] Akagami
    Are you all right, Mia-san?
[08:50] Mia
    I'm fine.
[08:53] Mia
    I just got a little turned on.
[08:56] Tsukuyo
    She's totally in love with him!
[08:58] Tsukuyo
    Not only that, but she's turned on?!
[09:04] Tsukuyo
    Let's begin the interrogation.
[09:06] Kagura
    I'm Kagura, the secretary.
[09:08] Mia
    What's going on here?!
[09:10] Kagura
    We didn't need to invite Akagami-san?
[09:13] Tsukuyo
    No. I can't look him in the face right now.
[09:16] Tsukuyo
    Wait, Kagura, are you interested, too?
[09:20] Kagura
    I'm just interested in recording
    everything Mia-san does.
[09:24] Tsukuyo
    I see. That's fine, then.
[09:26] Tuskuyo
    The truth is, I've heard discipline
    around the temple has gotten a little lax.
[09:30] Tsukuyo
    Not only that, but you're suspected
    to be at the center of it.
[09:34] Mia
    Wha...
[09:35] Mia
    I won't let you talk like that!
[09:37] Mia
    There isn't a single shameful thing about me!
[09:41] Tsukuyo
    Then you'd be willing to answer
    any question, wouldn't you?
[09:44] Mia
    Of course!
[09:47] Tsukuyo
    I see. In that case...
[09:49] Tsukuyo
    Mia, do you like Akagami?
[10:02] Mia
    I-I don't...
[10:04] Tsukuyo
    What?
[10:07] Mia
    Why are you asking me about that?
[10:10] Tsukuyo
    What?
[10:10] Kagura
    Oh?
[10:11] Tsukuyo
    But you've gotten a lot closer recently.
[10:14] Mia
    Oh, that's what you meant.
[10:17] Mia
    We're training partners.
    It's only natural for us to get along.
[10:20] Mia
    I suppose I like him in that regard.
[10:22] Kagura
    Oh, my.
[10:23] Tsukuyo
    Partners?
[10:25] Mia
    We clashed over some
    misunderstandings at first,
[10:28] Mia
    and now we've simply reconciled.
[10:30] Tsukuyo
    Oh, I see.
[10:32] Tsukuyo
    So it was just my imagination.
[10:34] Mia
    Besides...
[10:36] Mia
    Don't you think Akagami is
    the world's most handsome man?
[10:40] Tsukuyo
    Huh?
[10:41] Mia
    I actually came to Japan
    for spiritual training.
[10:45] Mia
    I decided to fight my own worldly desires.
[10:48] Mia
    In that regard, Akagami is the ideal partner.
[10:52] Mia
    I have an incredibly handsome man by my side.
[10:54] Mia
    Every day my desires are stoked,
    and I'm constantly turned on.
[10:59] Mia
    I felt we were destined to meet.
[11:04] Mia
    I wish I could spend my entire life with him.
[11:10] Tsukuyo
    Let's continue the interrogation.
[11:12] Mia
    But why?!
[11:14] Mia
    Kagura! Why are you tying me up, Kagura?!
[11:17] Tsukuyo
    Destined to meet? Spend their lives together?
[11:17] Mia
    You're going to rip my arms off!
[11:20] Tsukuyo
    She more than just likes him, then!
[11:25] Tuskuyo
    Does Akagami know this?
[11:26] Tsukuyo
    Did he take advantage of that?
[11:28] Tsukuyo
    But... But...
[11:31] Tsukuyo
    He did lots of stuff to me, too. And...
[11:36] (Flashback) Akagami
    I think I wanted to make you happy.
[11:43] Tsukuyo
    He even said that.
[11:45] Kagura
    Oh?
[11:47] Kagura
    Tsukuyo-san, your face is bright red.
[11:50] Mia
    You're that upset?! It's not like that!
[11:54] Tsukuyo
    I'm not upset or anything!
[11:56] Kagura
    My, my. Please forgive me.
[12:00] Kagura
    I was under the impression you were jealous.
[12:08] Tsukuyo
    What?! I don't have any feelings for Akagami!
[12:11] Akagami
    You called?
[12:14] Akagami
    It looks like you're having fun in...
[12:24] Mia
    Akagami...
[12:26] Akagami
    Mia-san...
[12:27] Akagami
    What in the world are they doing for fun?!
[12:30] Akagami
    Tsukuyo-san, what is this?
[12:33] Akagami
    Tsukuyo-san?
[12:34] Kagura
    She's bright red. I wonder why.
SIGN    She's
    bright
    red
SIGN    I
    wonder
    why
[12:38] Tsukuyo
    Don't look at my face.
[12:40] Akagami
    You've been doing something that
    makes you want to hide your face?!
[12:45] Kagura
    Akagami-san, would you like to join us?
[12:48] Akagami
    Of course I—
[12:50] Mia
    Akagami!
[12:52] Tsukuyo
    I'll ask him directly about that video.
[12:56] Tsukuyo
    Kagura, show him the evidence!
[12:58] Kagura
    Okay.
[13:00] Kagura
    Oh? Where did my camera go?
[13:02] Kurage
    Kagura-san, is this your camera?
[13:06] Tsukuyo
    Kurage?!
[13:08] Tsukuyo
    This is bad. That video is too explicit for her.
[13:10] Tsukuyo
    Don't play that video!
[13:12] Kurage
    Play what?
[13:14] Tsukuyo
    I said don't!
[13:16] Tsukuyo
    Whatever you do, don't watch it!
[13:18] Kurage
    They're panting for some reason.
[13:20] Tsukuyo
    Kurage, listen to your older sister for once!
[13:24] Tsukuyo
    I accidentally showed my pure
    little sister that filthy video.
[13:29] Kurage
    This looks like a fun game.
[13:32] Tsukuyo
    Huh?
[13:33] Mia
    What are you watching?
[13:35] Akagami
    Oh, you recorded our time in the storage shed.
[13:40] Tsukuyo
    Huh? What? Game?
[13:42] Kurage
    Yeah. Look, there's a mat on the ground.
[13:46] Tsukuyo
    Huh?
[13:48] Tsukuyo
    O-Oh, I see. I totally thought...
[13:52] Kurage
    You totally thought?
[13:54] Kurage
    You totally thought what?
[13:57] Kurage
    What did you think this video was of?
[14:05] Tsukuyo
    I'll buy you a strawberry parfait.
[14:08] Kurage
    Why?
SIGN    No one who walks stealthily
    is up to any good.
[14:18] Akagami
    We're broke!
[14:22] Akagami
    The temple's been hemorrhaging
    money over the New Year.
[14:25] Akagami
    We collected hardly anything
    from the parishioners.
[14:29] Akagami
    At this rate, we won't be able to save
    anything for repairs on the principle figure.
[14:33] Akagami
    No, I mustn't get discouraged.
[14:36] Akagami
    I'll do what I can.
[14:39] Akagami
    I'll start by saving on food expenses
    as much as possible.
[14:47] Akagami
    Eek!
[14:50] Mia
    What's wrong, Akagami? I heard
    what sounded like a young lady's scream!
[14:54] Akagami
    The rice... The rice...
[14:56] Akagami
    The rice is gone!
[14:59] Mia
    What?!
[15:01] Mia
    If we're out of rice,
    then shouldn't we simply buy more?
[15:05] Akagami
    Well, yes...
[15:07] Akagami
    But we're broke.
[15:09] Mia
    Ah, I see.
[15:13] Mia
    Fret not, Akagami.
[15:15] Mia
    Japan has a system known as annual tribute.
[15:17] Mia
    This should allow us to acquire rice for free.
[15:21] Akagami
    Mia-san, we don't do that in modern day Japan.
[15:23] Yuzuki
    Akagami-kun, did something happen?
[15:26] Yuzuki
    I thought I heard a young lady scream.
[15:28] Akagami
    Yuzuki-san, we're out of rice.
[15:31] Yuzuki
    Our stockpile finally ran out, huh?
[15:35] Yuzuki
    Guess we'll have to go collect tribute.
[15:39] Mia
    Huh?
[15:40] Akagami
    Huh?
[15:42] Akagami
    That's for real?
[15:45] Yuzuki
    Mikazuki Temple owns a little bit of land.
    So do other temples.
[15:50] Yuzuki
    The people using the land pay us
    an annual tribute in the form of rice.
[15:54] Akagami
    In other words, it's like rent.
[15:57] Yuzuki
    I guess so.
[15:58] Akagami
    Why do you collect tribute instead of money?
[16:01] Yuzuki
    Because the goal of a temple
    isn't to make a profit.
[16:05] Yuzuki
    We offer our services out of kindness.
[16:08] Akagami
    I see.
[16:10] Mia
    Sounds like you've been slacking
    in your studies, Akagami.
[16:14] Akagami
    I feel so defeated.
[16:16] Akagami
    Was it all right for us to come with you?
[16:20] Akagami
    It's not rude of us to suddenly show up?
[16:21] Yuzuki
    Of course it's fine.
[16:23] Yuzuki
    Rice is heavy, so I appreciate the help.
[16:26] Yuzuki
    Besides, meeting our parishioners
    is a part of your training.
[16:31] Both
    Training?
[16:32] Yuzuki
    The fourth key to achieving enlightenment:
[16:35] Yuzuki
    value all your bonds and be grateful for them.
[16:39] Yuzuki
    All things are bound together by our bonds.
SIGN    Bond
SIGN    Cause
[16:42] Yuzuki
    Everything has meaning.
SIGN    Connection
[16:46] Yuzuki
    It's no mere coincidence that
    you came to Mikazuki Temple, Mia,
[16:50] Yuzuki
    or that you're working here, Akagami-kun.
[16:53] Mia
    That's...
[16:54] Akagami
    That's true.
[16:55] Yuzuki
    Since bonds are so important, we should
    express our gratitude for them every day.
[17:00] Yuzuki
    The people we're going to see
[17:03] Yuzuki
    became parishioners of Mikazuki Temple
    through their own connections, too.
SIGN    Mikazuki Temple
[17:06] Yuzuki
    We should know the people
    our temple exists to serve.
[17:13] Akagami
    All right. Then let's go see these people
    and express our gratitude!
[17:18] Mia
    Yeah!
[17:20] Parishioner 1
    Ain't got no rice. Get outta here.
[17:29] Parishioner 1
    Leave.
[17:33] Mia
    Yuzuki-san?!
[17:34] Akagami
    L-Let's try the next place.
[17:37] Parishioner 2
    Tribute in this day and age? Now that's funny.
[17:41] Akagami
    Sir, we'd like some rice.
[17:43] Parishioner 3
    What?
[17:44] Akagami
    I said, we're here to collect tribute.
[17:45] Parishioner 3
    What?
[17:47] Parishioner 4
    Sure, I'll give you some
    if you'll clean my house.
[17:50] Both
    What?!
[17:51] Akagami
    Why are we cleaning? Is this fate, as well?
[17:54] Yuzuki
    Now, now.
[17:56] Mia
    The closet collapsed!
[18:01] Akagami
    What are we doing?
[18:03] Akagami
    We never got any rice in the end.
[18:05] Yuzuki
    Well, normally, parishioners
    deliver their tribute.
[18:10] Yuzuki
    The places we visited today are
    behind on their offerings because
[18:13] Yuzuki
    they've got a lot going on.
[18:14] Akagami
    In other words, they're troubled people.
[18:17] Yuzuki
    Well, uh... yeah.
[18:20] Yuzuki
    Next house! Our next stop's
    the last one, okay? Chin up!
[18:27] Tendou
    Welcome, Yuzuki-chan.
[18:29] Tendou
    Thanks for making the trip.
[18:30] Yuzuki
    Thank you for having us.
[18:32] Tendou
    It's fine. Oh, I haven't seen those two before.
[18:36] Tendou
    Thanks for coming all this way.
[18:38] Tendou
    I accidentally broke my leg, you know?
[18:40] Tendou
    The rice is in the yard.
[18:42] Tendou
    Take as much as you'd like.
[18:45] Both
    She's a goddess!
[18:46] Tendou
    What? You think I'm that beautiful?
[18:51] Akagami
    You've got some cute kids.
[18:53] Asahi
    Mom.
[18:56] Asahi
    Do we have guests?
[18:57] Hinata
    Hey, it's Yuzuki-oneechan!
[18:59] Yuzuki
    Hello.
[19:01] Mia
    Aw, how cute.
[19:02] Both
    Welcome!
[19:04] Yuzuki
    Let's play. What do you want to do?
[19:06] Both
    Hooray!
[19:07] Tendou
    Now, now. She's busy.
[19:10] Asahi
    In that case...
[19:11] Both
    Show us your boobs!
[19:13] Yuzuki
    No.
[19:14] Yuzuki
    They ask every time.
[19:14] Both
    Boobs, boobs, boobs!
[19:17] Tendou
    Sorry. They just really love boobs, you know?
[19:21] Yuzuki
    Why are they so desperate to see them?
[19:24] Akagami
    Who wouldn't want to see—
[19:26] Yuzuki
    Akagami-kun?!
[19:28] Akagami
    Am I mentally on the same
    level as young children?
[19:33] Mia
    You disappoint me, children.
[19:35] Mia
    You won't grow up into
    decent adults acting like that.
[19:40] Mia
    Only by defeating their worldly desires
    do people grow up right.
[19:44] Asahi
    I see.
[19:46] Hinata
    Okay, miss.
[19:48] Mia
    I'm glad you understand.
[19:49] Asahi
    In that case...
[19:51] Hinata
    Show us a decent adult's boobs!
[19:53] Mia
    How did you reach that conclusion?!
[19:55] Asahi
    Show us!
[19:56] Hinata
    Boobs, boobs, boobs!
[19:58] Yuzuki
    Oh, my. What a disaster.
[20:01] Tendou
    You're Akagami-kun, right?
    Yuzuki-chan's told me about you.
[20:04] Akagami
    Oh, I hadn't introduced myself yet.
[20:06] Akagami
    My name is Akagami. Nice to meet you.
[20:11] Tendou
    Sorry about all the fuss.
[20:14] Akagami
    It's fine. Compared to the other
    parishioners, this is nothing.
[20:17] Tendou
    Did you run into some trouble?
[20:19] Akagami
    Honestly, I never want to see them again.
[20:23] Tendou
    I like you.
[20:25] Tendou
    They didn't used to be like that.
[20:28] Akagami
    What?
[20:29] Tendou
    When Yuzuki-chan's mom, Tsukina-san,
    was around, nobody failed to pay tribute.
[20:36] Tendou
    After all, she was terrifying.
[20:39] Tendou
    She hit me more than once.
[20:42] Akagami
    What?!
[20:43] Tendou
    But she also made us feel secure.
[20:46] Tendou
    Everyone's anxious now that Tsukina-san's gone.
[20:51] Tendou
    They're wondering what's going
    to happen to Mikazuki Temple.
[20:55] Akagami
    Why did she leave?
[20:58] Tendou
    I don't know the details, either.
[21:01] Tendou
    I heard she lives at the main temple now.
[21:04] Mia
    Akagami!
[21:09] Yuzuki
    Akagami-kun!
[21:11] Asahi
    Great boobs.
[21:12] Hinata
    Lucky.
[21:14] Tendou
    Cut that out, you pervy brats!
[21:17] Tendou
    Sorry about today.
[21:19] Tendou
    I know this doesn't make up for it, but...
[21:24] Mia
    This is a huge amount.
[21:26] Tendou
    Be careful. They're heavy.
[21:30] Akagami
    They certainly are heavy.
[21:33] Akagami
    Straw bags?
[21:35] Akagami
    Ah... I knew I'd seen these before.
[21:41] Akagami
    I saw them back then.
[21:43] Yuzuki
    Is something the matter, Akagami-kun?
[21:46] Akagami
    No.
[21:47] Akagami
    I just felt a sense of destiny.
[21:53] Yuzuki
    I see.
[21:54] Akagami
    That's right.
[21:55] Akagami
    I should be grateful I met Yuzuki-san
    and do everything I can to support her.
[22:00] Yuzuki
    Hup.
[22:02] Yuzuki
    Shall we go, then?
[22:06] Mia
    You're so strong, Yuzuki-san.
[22:09] Akagami
    Does she really need my support?
SIGN    Next Time
    
    The Body Doesn't Lie
[23:45] Tsukuyo
    What was your first dream of the year about?
[23:47] Kurage
    Akagami-san was hanging loose.
[23:49] Tsukuyo
    What was loose?
[23:50] Kurage
    So were you and Tsukuyo-oneechan.
[23:53] Tsukuyo
    What exactly were we doing?!
[23:54] Kurage
    Hanging loose and spreading the love.
[23:57] Tsukuyo
    Love, huh?

E11 - The Body Doesn't Lie
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[00:00] (Flashback) Kiki
    There are steps that must be taken
    to become a head priest.
[00:03] (Flashback) Kiki
    Before entering the training ground,
    you must first undergo "tokudo."
[00:07] (Flashback) Kiki
    It involves studying sutras
    and rituals under a master
[00:11] (Flashback) Kiki
    and earning the right to become a priest.
[00:13] (Flashback) Kiki
    Put simply, it's becoming a priest.
[00:17] (Flashback) Kiki
    Yuzuki hasn't undergone tokudo yet, either.
[00:20] (Flashback) Both
    Huh?
[00:21] (Flashback) Kiki
    Like you, she hasn't even become a priest yet.
[00:25] (Flashback) Kiki
    Normally, my students train for
    a year before undergoing tokudo,
[00:29] (Flashback) Kiki
    but she's attempting to do that in six months,
[00:32] (Flashback) Kiki
    while attending school, no less,
[00:35] (Flashback) Kiki
    so she can become a head priest
    as quickly as possible.
[00:39] (Flashback) Hoan
    You will undergo tokudo within three months.
[00:42] (Flashback) Hoan
    If you can't, then I'd like to
    call off our engagement.
[00:49] (Flashback) Kiki
    There's a problem with your
    tokudo ceremony, Yuzuki.
[00:52] (Flashback) Kiki
    The ceremony is held at the temple
    the candidate trains at.
[00:56] (Flashback) Kiki
    In other words, it'd be in the
    main hall of this temple.
[00:59] (Flashback) Akagami
    Okay...
[01:00] (Flashback) Kiki
    Several important members of the
    sect attend the ceremony, as well.
[01:04] (Flashback) Kiki
    And the temple where the ceremony
    is held is subject to an inspection.
SIGN    Duct Tape
[01:15] (Flashback) Yuzuki
    We can't afford to repair...
[01:17] (Flashback) Akagami
    ...the temple's principal figure!
[01:23] Kiki
    As you can see,
[01:25] Kiki
    in order for the tokudo ceremony
    to be held at this temple,
[01:28] Kiki
    the principal figure must be repaired.
[01:30] Kiki
    At the very least, we must do
    something about its broken neck.
[01:33] Kiki
    I asked around for some quotes,
[01:37] Kiki
    and at minimum, the repairs will cost 500,000.
[01:44] Akagami
    That's a lot of money.
[01:46] Kiki
    It's my fault. I'm sorry.
[01:50] Yuzuki
    Don't worry.
[01:53] Yuzuki
    I'll figure something out.
[01:58] Akagami
    Yuzuki-san, how can you be so sure?
[02:01] Yuzuki
    I have a feeling it'll be fine, so it'll be fine.
[02:03] Akagami
    Has your meat-headedness
     progressed that far?!
[02:06] Kiki
    Were you listening to anything I said, Yuzuki?!
[02:08] Akagami
    We're talking about 500,000 yen!
[02:09] Akagami
    That's not an easy amount to raise!
[02:12] Yuzuki
    We're always broke and short-staffed.
[02:15] Yuzuki
    We haven't even been able to properly
    repair our principle figure.
[02:20] Yuzuki
    Hoan-san knew that.
[02:22] Yuzuki
    He knew that and insisted I undergo
    tokudo within three months.
[02:27] Yuzuki
    If I can't manage this, then it's impossible
    for me to overcome my reality.
[02:33] Yuzuki
    Leave it to me, Kiki-san and Akagami-kun.
[02:36] Yuzuki
    After all...
[02:39] Yuzuki
    I'm going to take over Mikazuki Temple!
SIGN    Episode 11:
    The Body Doesn't Lie
[04:15] Akagami
    I can't allow Yuzuki-san to take
    on the entire burden alone.
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[04:28] Akagami
    My contact information, huh?
[04:31] Akagami
    I can't let the others find out,
    so I can't use this temple's number.
[04:37] Akagami
    But I don't have a phone.
[04:43] Akagami
    I suppose I can borrow one for now.
[04:47] Akagami
    Yuzuki-san, do you have a moment?
[04:50] Yuzuki
    Huh? Akagami-kun?
[04:53] Yuzuki
    Give me a second.
[04:55] Akagami
    What?
[05:01] Yuzuki
    Thanks for waiting.
[05:09] Yuzuki
    What do you need at this hour?
[05:12] Yuzuki
    Let's not talk in the hallway.
[05:15] Yuzuki
    Would you like to come in?
[05:18] Yuzuki
    So...
[05:21] Yuzuki
    Do you need something?
[05:23] Akagami
    What?
[05:25] Akagami
    Am I not supposed to say anything?
[05:29] Akagami
    She's wearing a maid uniform, isn't she?
[05:32] Akagami
    Why is she acting like she always does?
[05:36] Yuzuki
    What's the matter, Akagami-kun?
[05:37] Akagami
    Nothing!
[05:42] Akagami
    Calm down. I only came to borrow a phone.
[05:47] Akagami
    I have a request.
[05:51] Yuzuki
    A request?
[05:52] Yuzuki
    A request, is it?
[05:54] Yuzuki
    Don't be shy, Master.
    You can ask me whatever you'd like.
[05:59] Akagami
    Ph-Phone...
[06:00] Yuzuki
    How shall I serve you?
[06:03] Akagami
    A ph-phone...
[06:06] Akagami
    Please lend me a phone.
[06:08] Yuzuki
    Sure!
[06:10] Akagami
    My brain won't stop showing me
    images of maid role-play!
[06:13] Akagami
    I'm never going to last like this!
[06:15] Yuzuki
    A phone, right? Hold on.
[06:17] Yuzuki
    Huh? Where is it?
[06:25] Yuzuki
    Oh, so it did fall down here.
[06:28] Yuzuki
    Almost there.
[06:31] Yuzuki
    I found it, Akagami-kun.
[06:34] Yuzuki
    You're bleeding like crazy!
[06:35] Yuzuki
    Are you okay? You're acting weird!
[06:38] Akagami
    Should you be saying that?!
[06:41] Yuzuki
    So, what do you need it for?
[06:45] Akagami
    I was hoping to borrow your phone number.
[06:48] Akagami
    I need contact information to work.
[06:53] Akagami
    Mission accomplished.
[06:58] Akagami
    Yuzuki-san?
[07:00] Yuzuki
    Yeah.
[07:04] Yuzuki
    Akagami-kun, what kind of
    clothes are you wearing?
[07:08] Akagami
    Is this some kind of joke?
[07:10] Akagami
    Is she hoping I'll comment on her maid uniform?
[07:13] Akagami
    I don't know, but I'll give
    her the straight answer.
[07:16] Akagami
    Monk's work clothes.
[07:26] Yuzuki
    Yes, that's right.
[07:30] Yuzuki
    And you're wearing them
    because you're in training.
[07:32] Yuzuki
    Right now, you should be focusing on your
    training instead of thinking about working.
[07:38] Akagami
    But I need to contribute as much as possible
    to the principle figure's repairs!
[07:42] Yuzuki
    I'll work. Don't you worry about it.
[07:44] Akagami
    Aren't you in training, too?!
[07:46] Akagami
    Besides, it'll take a long time
[07:48] Akagami
    for a high school student working
    part time to earn 500,000.
[07:52] Yuzuki
    It'll be okay.
[07:54] Yuzuki
    I'm planning to work five or six jobs.
[07:56] Akagami
    That doesn't sound okay at all!
[07:57] Akagami
    Your meat-headedness has gone too far!
[07:59] Yuzuki
    No, it'll work out.
[08:01] Akagami
    At least allow us to help—
[08:03] Yuzuki
    Akagami-kun.
[08:05] Yuzuki
    I started this.
[08:08] Yuzuki
    Imposing on everyone else would be wrong.
[08:12] Akagami
    Yuzuki-san...
[08:14] Yuzuki
    Besides, my mom did it alone.
[08:18] Akagami
    What?
[08:19] Akagami
    Yuzuki-san's mother is that woman
    Tsukina-san, who Tendou-san mentioned.
[08:24] Yuzuki
    It's okay, Akagami-kun.
[08:29] Yuzuki
    I'll figure something out.
[08:32] Akagami
    Wh-What will you do, exactly?
[08:34] Yuzuki
    Well... I'll double my shifts.
[08:38] Akagami
    That's just not possible, Yuzuki-san!
[08:40] Akagami
    Are you dumb?!
[08:42] Yuzuki
    What?!
[08:43] Akagami
    I have plenty of work experience.
    Let me handle this.
[08:47] Yuzuki
    You don't sound very convincing when you
    won't even look at me, Akagami-kun!
[08:51] Akagami
    Crap! I couldn't stand looking directly at her!
[08:54] Yuzuki
    I'm so stupid, you can't bear to look at me?
[08:57] Akagami
    No, that's not what I meant.
[08:59] Yuzuki
    Then are you refusing to
    look at me because I'm right?
[09:03] Akagami
    Wha—
[09:04] Yuzuki
    Then let me handle this.
[09:05] Akagami
    I can't help it! Just look at how you're dressed!
[09:10] Yuzuki
    Huh?
[09:14] Yuzuki
    No way! I've been wearing this the whole time?
[09:17] Akagami
    You're wearing the cutest,
    sexiest outfit I can imagine!
[09:21] Akagami
    You look exceptionally beautiful when
    our eyes meet, and your charms are—
[09:24] Yuzuki
    You idiot, Akagami-kun!
    This is too embarrassing!
[09:27] Yuzuki
    There's a reason for this.
[09:29] Akagami
    The desire to be served by you
    was too much for me!
[09:32] Yuzuki
    Please, listen to me!
[09:35] Akagami
    In other words, that maid uniform
    is your friend's work uniform.
[09:41] Akagami
    She suggested you work together,
    so you borrowed hers so you could try it on.
[09:47] Akagami
    And I showed up after
    you fell asleep wearing it.
[09:52] Yuzuki
    I was half-asleep.
    I'm exhausted from looking for work.
[09:58] Akagami
    See? You're already tired!
[10:02] Yuzuki
    I-I'm not tired!
[10:05] Akagami
    You're still determined to resist me?
[10:07] Yuzuki
    I'm not tired!
[10:08] Akagami
    That outfit is proof of your exhaustion.
[10:14] Yuzuki
    Then let's make a bet!
[10:15] Akagami
    Huh?
[10:16] Yuzuki
    Test me to see if I'm actually tired.
[10:20] Yuzuki
    If you can make me fall asleep, then you win.
[10:24] Akagami
    M-Make you fall asleep? But how?
[10:28] Yuzuki
    Maybe with a massage or something!
[10:30] Akagami
    You want me to serve a maid?
[10:32] Yuzuki
    Go right ahead.
[10:33] Akagami
    Seriously?
[10:34] Akagami
    No, I can't do this.
[10:36] Akagami
    Just looking at her does that to me.
    Touching her directly is impossible.
[10:40] Yuzuki
    What's the matter, Akagami-kun?
[10:43] Akagami
    N-Nothing.
[10:46] Yuzuki
    Do you admit defeat?
[10:48] Yuzuki
    Then I can't lend you my phone.
[10:51] Akagami
    In that case, excuse me.
[10:56] Yuzuki
    Looks like you've found your motivation.
[10:58] Yuzuki
    But my training has toughened me—
[11:03] Yuzuki
    What... is this?
[11:06] Yuzuki
    This isn't fair. Why are you so good at this?
[11:10] Akagami
    This feeling, this reaction...
[11:14] Yuzuki
    Right there.
[11:16] Akagami
    She really is exhausted.
[11:19] Akagami
    The body doesn't lie, Yuzuki-san.
[11:22] Akagami
    I'll begin by promoting the
    flow of lymphatic fluid
[11:25] Akagami
    from the back of her neck
    to her shoulder blades.
[11:29] Akagami
    Next, I'll stretch her lower body and improve
    circulation throughout her entire body.
[11:36] Eromitsu
    Her side-boobs are wide open.
[11:39] Eromitsu
    It'd just be a little accident.
[11:41] Bakagami
    Don't forget her rear and thighs.
[11:44] Bakagami
    You have to loosen up her entire body evenly.
[11:48] Both
    Do it! Do it! Do it!
[11:51] Yuzuki
    Akagami-kun...
[11:58] Akagami
    I must hurry! My sense of reason won't last!
[12:07] Yuzuki
    Akagami-kun!
[12:09] Yuzuki
    Wait! Oh!
[12:14] Yuzuki
    No!
[12:16] Tsukuyo
    Yeah, no way.
[12:19] Tsukuyo
    Akagami, you finally—
[12:24] Yuzuki
    It's so good!
[12:26] Tsukuyo
    You're wrestling now?!
[12:29] Yuzuki
    I endured it.
[12:30] Tsukuyo
    Yuzu-nee, why are you wearing a maid uniform?
[12:33] Akagami
    Tsukuyo-san, there's a reason for this.
[12:36] Yuzuki
    I won our...
[12:43] Yuzuki
    See? I'm not tired at...
[12:46] Akagami
    Yuzuki-san, give it up already.
[12:48] Yuzuki
    I can do it myself.
[12:51] Akagami
    Why are you being so stubborn?
[12:54] Yuzuki
    B-Because...
[12:55] Yuzuki
    Forget it!
[12:57] Yuzuki
    It's none of your business!
[13:05] Akagami
    I see.
[13:08] Yuzuki
    Akagami-kun—
[13:09] Akagami
    Since it's none of my business,
    I'll do what I want!
[13:13] Akagami
    Tsukuyo-san!
[13:14] Tsukuyo
    Yes?
[13:14] Akagami
    Will you go out with me?
[13:17] Tsukuyo
    What?
[13:18] Akagami
    Let's go out together tomorrow.
[13:20] Tsukuyo
    Huh?
[13:21] Tsukuyo
    Go out—what?
[13:25] Tsukuyo
    What?!
SIGN    A trick up the sleeve.
[13:35] Akagami
    Tsukuyo-san, will you go out with me?
[13:40] Tsukuyo
    What?
[13:42] Akagami
    Will you marry me, too?
[13:44] Tsukuyo
    Huh?
[13:45] Akagami
    We'll consummate our marriage immediately.
[13:47] Tsukuyo
    Consummate?
[13:48] Akagami
    And have children. So many, many children.
[13:51] Tsukuyo
    Hey, wait!
[13:52] Tsukuyo
    No!
[13:59] Tsukuyo
    What would you like?
[14:00] Kurage
    Three trips to a sweets buffet.
[14:03] Tsukuyo
    Would you settle for two?
[14:05] Kurage
    No.
[14:07] Tsukuyo
    Okay.
[14:14] Tsukuyo
    Was what he said yesterday
    a confession of his feelings?
[14:18] (Flashback) Akagami
    Will you go out with me?
[14:21] (Flashback) Tsukuyo
    What?
[14:21] Tsukuyo
    He even invited me on a date.
[14:25] Tsukuyo
    When did Akagami develop feelings for me?
[14:29] Tsukuyo
    Wait, am I misunderstanding
    the situation again?
[14:33] Tsukuyo
    Ugh, that seems possible.
[14:36] Tsukuyo
    I totally am.
[14:40] Tsukuyo
    Well, I won't be fooled again.
[14:42] Tsukuyo
    Okay, I won't think too hard
    about today. I'll take it easy.
SIGN    Mikazuki Temple
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SIGN    Her Favorite Skirt
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SIGN    Max-effort "Natural" Makeup
[15:05] Tsukuyo
    I totally didn't put any effort
    into my appearance.
[15:09] Tsukuyo
    I'm just excited to go out on my day off.
[15:13] Tsukuyo
    I wouldn't want him to think I phoned it in.
[15:16] Akagami
    Thank you for waiting.
[15:19] Akagami
    Sorry, Tsukuyo-san.
    My morning training made me late.
SIGN    Same As Always
[15:27] Tsukuyo
    See? I knew it.
[15:29] Tsukuyo
    He's wearing his work clothes.
    This doesn't feel like a date at all.
[15:36] Tsukuyo
    I definitely misunderstood his intentions.
[15:40] Akagami
    Huh?
[15:42] Akagami
    Tsukuyo-san, you look
    exceptionally pretty today.
[15:46] Akagami
    I feel nervous going out
    with such a beautiful lady.
[15:54] Tsukuyo
    I never said I'd go out with you!
[15:57] Akagami
    What? You won't go out with me?
[15:59] Tsukuyo
    No, wait. Calm down.
[16:02] Tsukuyo
    I'm not confused, okay? Let's go.
[16:06] Akagami
    What? So you will come with me?
[16:09] Tsukuyo
    So, where are we going?
[16:11] Akagami
    To the phone shop.
[16:13] Akagami
    I was hoping you'd show me the way.
[16:16] Tsukuyo
    Oh, right. You lost your phone, right?
[16:20] Tsukuyo
    Anything else?
[16:21] Akagami
    That's all I had planned.
[16:23] Akagami
    Is there anything you need to do?
[16:25] Tsukuyo
    Not really. I just happened to be free today.
[16:31] Tsukuyo
    That's all, huh?
[16:33] Tsukuyo
    Yeah, yeah. I'm just here to be his guide.
[16:36] Tsukuyo
    Have you already decided which phone you want?
[16:38] Akagami
    Yes. I'd like to spend as
    little money as possible.
[16:43] Tsukuyo
    I see.
SIGN    Couple's First Plan
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SIGN    For couples with the same
    name or address
[16:44] Akagami
    I was thinking about buying this plan.
[16:50] Tsukuyo
    For... cohabitating...
[16:53] Akagami
    Yes. After all, we live together.
[16:56] Tsukuyo
    We're just roommates!
[17:01] Clerk
    You can't sign up for that plan with a minor.
[17:05] Akagami
    I see.
[17:06] Tsukuyo
    Well, yeah.
[17:08] Clerk
    What about this plan instead?
SIGN    1080 yen/month
SIGN    Super cheap!
SIGN    Good value phone plan!
[17:12] Clerk
    You'll have tons of time
    to talk with your loved ones.
[17:15] Akagami
    Looks like the base cost is pretty low.
[17:19] Akagami
    I'll go with this, then.
[17:20] Akagami
    I'd like to buy the phone using points, please.
[17:22] Clerk
    Certainly.
[17:28] Clerk
    One moment, please.
[17:33] Tsukuyo
    Aw, man. This sucks.
[17:36] Tsukuyo
    That clerk totally got the wrong idea about us.
[17:39] Tsukuyo
    Is this his roundabout way of harassing me?
[17:44] Tsukuyo
    I've had enough. I'm going home.
[17:47] Akagami
    Here you go.
[17:48] Tsukuyo
    Huh?
SIGN    Tanu-Tanu
[17:49] Akagami
    To thank you for today.
SIGN    100% Wild Animal
[17:51] Akagami
    You like this drink, don't you?
[17:54] Tsukuyo
    Yeah.
[17:55] Akagami
    What? Did I get it wrong?
[17:56] Tsukuyo
    No, you're right.
[17:59] Akagami
    I thought so.
[18:03] Tsukuyo
    Seriously?
[18:06] Tsukuyo
    That useless dummy actually pays attention.
[18:12] Tsukuyo
    Yum.
[18:13] Akagami
    Now...
[18:15] Akagami
    Shall we go home before it gets too late?
[18:24] Akagami
    Tsukuyo-san?
[18:26] Tsukuyo
    This was a misunderstanding.
[18:27] Tsukuyo
    This was all my misunderstanding.
[18:31] Tsukuyo
    Akagami's confession
    and today's date. All of it.
[18:37] Tsukuyo
    I'm definitely misunderstanding my own
    desire to spend more time with him, but...
[18:44] Tsukuyo
    Hey, Akagami.
[18:46] Akagami
    Yes?
[18:49] Tsukuyo
    Um...
[18:52] Tsukuyo
    What am I trying to say?
[18:56] Tsukuyo
    Can I really say that?
[19:01] Tsukuyo
    Let's...
[19:04] Tsukuyo
    Let's...
[19:06] Tsukuyo
    Let's exchange contact information.
SIGN    FSHHH
[19:09] Akagami
    Gladly!
[19:14] Tsukuyo
    I'll settle for this today.
SIGN    Mikazuki Temple
SIGN    My Card
SIGN    Ta
SIGN    Tsukuyo-san
SIGN    A
    
    Ka
    
    Sa
    
    Ta
    
    Na
    
    Ha
    
    Ma
    
    Ya
    
    Ra
    
    Wa
[19:22] Tsukuyo
    What are you so excited about?
[19:25] Akagami
    This is the first time I've exchanged
    contact information with a woman.
[19:28] Tsukuyo
    What? Really?
[19:30] Akagami
    Women always run when they
    hear the name "Akagami."
[19:34] Tsukuyo
    Oh, right.
[19:36] Tsukuyo
    I'm his first woman, huh?
[19:38] Tsukuyo
    Wait, no. There's no deeper meaning here.
[19:43] Tsukuyo
    Good thing so many girls live at our place.
[19:45] Tsukuyo
    You'll exchange contacts with them all, right?
[19:47] Tsukuyo
    So you'll rake in a bunch at once.
[19:49] Akagami
    Now that you mention it, you're right.
[19:52] Tsukuyo
    Isn't that why you bought a phone?
[19:55] Akagami
    No, it's... How should I put this?
[19:58] Akagami
    I wanted to conduct some...
    secret communications.
[20:02] Tsukuyo
    Secret?
SIGN    Secret...
SIGN    Only
    exchanged
    contact
    info
    with me
SIGN    Only
    exchanged
    contact
    info
    with me
SIGN    Plus
SIGN    Only
    exchanged
    contact
    info
    with me
SIGN    Plus
SIGN    Secret
    communications
SIGN    Equals
SIGN    Are you asleep?
[20:11] Akagami
    Are you asleep?
SIGN    I'm still up.
[20:12] Tsukuyo
    I'm still up.
SIGN    I'm still up.
SIGN    Can I see you now?
[20:14] Akagami
    Can I see you now?
[20:15] Sign
    What?
SIGN    Can I see you now?
SIGN    What...?
[20:17] Akagami
    Tsukuyo-san...
[20:19] Tsukuyo
    We can't, Akagami. We'll wake the others.
[20:23] Akagami
    Let's put on a show for them!
[20:25] Tsukuyo
    Consummate!
SIGN    BOOM
[20:31] Tsukuyo
    Oh, come on! That's
    definitely a misunderstanding!
[20:35] Akagami
    What? It is? Wait, what is?
SIGN    You have one new message.
SIGN    You were a huge help today.
    I think I'm really going to love this phone.
    I hope you'll continue to help me in the future.
SIGN    Akagami
[20:49] Akagami
    You were a huge help today.
[20:51] Akagami
    I think I'm really going to love this phone.
[20:53] Akagami
    I hope you'll continue
    to help me in the future.
SIGN    I love you.
[21:01] Tsukuyo
    Definitely a misunderstanding!
[22:42] Tsukuyo
    I overslept.
[22:45] Tsukuyo
    Good morning, Akagami.
[22:47] Akagami
    Good timing, Tsukuyo-san.
[22:51] Akagami
    We should break up.
[22:54] Tsukuyo
    Huh?
[22:55] Akagami
    I was actually bored by our consummation.
[22:58] Tsukuyo
    Consummation? But we're not even dating.
[23:02] Tsukuyo
    Wait, am I dreaming again?
[23:05] Akagami
    Goodbye, Tsukuyo-san.
SIGN    SHF
[23:07] Akagami
    From now on, I'll be consummating
    my relationship with this girl.
SIGN    HA HA HA
[23:12] Tsukuyo
    Akagami, who is she?!
[23:15] Tsukuyo
    Also, what's with this background?
[23:18] Tsukuyo
    You didn't have to include
    this joke in my episode!
SIGN    THROB
[23:28] Tsukuyo
    Kurage, what is that?
[23:30] Kurage
    Super surprise concrete.
[23:36] Tsukuyo
    I wish you'd use something a little softer.
SIGN    Akagami
SIGN    You were a huge help today.
    I think I'm really going to love this phone.
    I hope you'll continue to help me in the future.
SIGN    Battery is running low.
    
    
    
    1% battery power remaining.
SIGN    Power Saver Mode
[23:41] Kurage
    Good morning.
[23:45] Kagura
    Pop quiz: what's something you can't do alone?
SIGN    Next Time
    
    No One Should Live Alone
[23:49] Yuzuki
    K-Kiss.
[23:51] Tsukuyo
    G-Get married.
[23:52] Kurage
    H-Hug.
[23:54] Mia
    Sex!
[23:55] Kagura
    All worldly desires...

E12 - No One Should Live Alone
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[00:05] (Flashback) Tsukina
    You want to take over Mikazuki Temple?
[00:08] (Flashback) Tsukina
    Are you serious about that, Yuzuki?
[00:10] (Flashback) Young Yuzuki
    Yeah.
[00:11] (Flashback) Tsukina
    Taking over a temple is a lot of work.
[00:13] (Flashback) Tsukina
    Why do you want to do it?
[00:15] (Flashback) Young Yuzuki
    Because I...
[01:50] Yuzuki
    I haven't spoken with Akagami-kun
    at all since then.
[01:54] (Flashback) Yuzuki
    Forget it!
[01:56] (Flashback) Yuzuki
    It's none of your business!
SIGN    Episode 12:
    No One Should Live Alone
[01:58] Yuzuki
    Is he mad? He must be mad.
[02:03] Yuzuki
    I should apologize.
[02:06] Yuzuki
    Yeah, that's what I'll do.
    I'm sure he'll understand.
[02:11] Akagami
    Thank you so much.
[02:12] Yuzuki
    That's Akagami-kun's voice.
[02:14] Tsukuyo
    It's fine. Just don't lose it again.
[02:16] Akagami
    I'll be careful.
[02:18] Tsukuyo
    If you have any questions
    about how to use it,
[02:21] Akagami
    Thank you.
[02:21] Tsukuyo
    I'd be willing to teach you.
[02:24] Yuzuki
    Wait, what? Why am I running away?
[02:36] Akagami
    No decent posts on job hunting
    sites at the start of the year.
[02:41] (Flashback) Akagami
    Since it's none of my business,
    I'll do what I want!
[02:45] Akagami
    That was childish of me.
[02:48] Akagami
    All right! I'll talk to her today
    so we can reconcile!
[02:53] Yuzuki
    Good morning, Akagami-kun!
[02:56] Akagami
    G-Good morning.
[02:59] Yuzuki
    Let's do our best today.
[03:02] Akagami
    Right...
[03:05] Akagami
    Yuzuki-san?!
[03:07] Yuzuki
    It must be good luck to get buried
    under a pile of Buddhist objects.
[03:11] Akagami
    Are you all right?
[03:13] Yuzuki
    I'm fine. Don't worry about me.
[03:15] Akagami
    Um... Yuzuki-san, I'd like to speak with you.
[03:19] Kiki
    Hold it.
[03:21] Kagami
    Kiki-san?
[03:22] Kiki
    Yuzuki, could you take those
    to the storage shed?
[03:26] Yuzuki
    Okay.
[03:27] Kiki
    Akagami, come with me. We need to talk.
[03:33] Akagami
    What did you want to discuss?
[03:37] Kiki
    Did something happen between you and Yuzuki?
[03:40] Akagami
    Well, actually...
SIGN    SIGH
[03:47] Kiki
    Oh, so it's just a couple's quarrel.
[03:49] Akagami
    Actually, it's a regular quarrel.
[03:52] Kiki
    You two are totally in love, aren't you?
[03:54] Akagami
    At first, we were both just being stubborn,
    but it escalated this time.
[03:59] Kiki
    I see.
[04:02] Kiki
    Akagami, what's this?
[04:05] Akagami
    Boobs.
[04:06] Kiki
    That's right. It's me, Kiki.
[04:09] Akagami
    Yes, of course that's what I was thinking.
[04:13] Kiki
    Nun, head priest, master...
[04:15] Kiki
    I'm a single human perceived
    differently by different people,
[04:19] Kiki
    though apparently you could
    only recognize me as boobs.
SIGN    Eep!
[04:22] Akagami
    Eep!
[04:23] Kiki
    Point at the moon, and you see a finger.
[04:25] Kiki
    People get distracted by the pointing finger
    when a person points at the moon.
[04:32] Kiki
    I pointed at my breasts earlier because
    I knew you'd make that mistake.
[04:36] Akagami
    That's not fair!
[04:38] Kiki
    I'm telling you not to lose
    sight of what matters.
[04:41] Kiki
    A finger is an obvious sign,
    but if you get too distracted,
[04:45] Kiki
    you'll never reach the moon
    you should be looking at.
[04:48] Akagami
    What does that mean?
[04:51] Kiki
    How do you see Yuzuki?
[04:56] Akagami
    Yuzuki-san is dependable.
[04:59] Akagami
    She can be a bit careless,
[05:01] Akagami
    but she has her head on straight
    and is always so positive.
[05:07] Akagami
    She's much stronger than I am.
[05:10] Kiki
    That's your bias speaking, Akagami.
[05:14] Akagami
    What?
[05:15] Kurage
    Kiki-san, you have a guest.
[05:18] Kiki
    What do they want?
[05:20] Kurage
    They want to leave the temple (ridan).
SIGN    Ridan
[05:22] Kiki
    This is our chance!
[05:24] Akagami
    What do you mean?!
[05:25] Kiki
    We can collect their ridan fee!
[05:27] Kiki
    They'll pay us to remove their family's
    grave and express their gratitude.
SIGN    Ridan
SIGN    "Ridan" is the act
    of ending a relationship
    between a temple
    and its supporters.
SIGN    When the relationship
    is ended, the supporters'
    graves are removed
    or transferred.
[05:30] Akagami
    Shouldn't we be unhappy about
    supporters leaving the temple?
[05:33] Kiki
    What matters right now is the money.
[05:36] Kiki
    This is a blessing from the Buddha.
[05:38] Akagami
    Her perception is totally warped!
[05:40] Kiki
    Leave it to me.
[05:42] Kiki
    I'll make them cough up a hundred
    times the market price.
[05:45] Akagami
    Master, I think that's a bit much!
[05:55] Yuzuki
    They're going to transfer their grave
    to another temple in their neighborhood.
[05:59] Yuzuki
    Our location's not good for them.
[06:01] Kiki
    Did our guests leave? Did they pay a ridan fee?
[06:04] Yuzuki
    What? No.
[06:06] Yuzuki
    My mom decided we wouldn't collect
    withdrawal fees from supporters
[06:11] Yuzuki
    since they're a token of their gratitude.
[06:13] Kiki
    That's true, but...
[06:15] Yuzuki
    They still came despite the poor location
    while my mom was around.
[06:20] Yuzuki
    But they said they can't trust
    Mikazuki Temple now.
[06:27] Yuzuki
    I'm not as good at this as my mom.
[06:32] Yuzuki
    I thought I was doing my
    best to earn their trust,
[06:37] Yuzuki
    but I'm still not doing nearly enough.
[06:39] Yuzuki
    All right. I'll have to work even harder.
[06:43] Akagami
    Yuzuki-san...
[06:48] Kiki
    Yuzuki, stop training after today.
[06:51] Kiki
    I won't instruct you anymore.
[06:55] Both
    What?
[06:56] Akagami
    But why, Master?
[06:58] Kiki
    You'll have to figure that out yourself.
[07:08] (Flashback) Tsukina
    Taking over a temple is a lot of work.
[07:11] (Flashback) Tsukina
    Why do you want to do it?
[07:12] (Flashback) Young Yuzuki
    Because I...
[07:14] Yuzuki
    How did I answer her then?
[07:24] Yuzuki
    Oh, right. I don't have training today.
[07:30] Yuzuki
    No, I don't have time to be depressed.
[07:33] Yuzuki
    I have a lot of things to do.
[07:36] Yuzuki
    So I'll be doing my best again this year.
[07:40] Kurage
    What exactly will you do?
[07:42] Yuzuki
    Well, uh...
[07:44] Mia
    You'll commit harakiri and write your
    New Year's calligraphy in blood, right?
[07:47] Kagura
    Japan is so exotic.
[07:50] Yuzuki
    I don't think I'll be doing that.
[07:52] Tsukuyo
    She probably means airing out the floor
    cushions, maintaining the tatami mats,
SIGN    Over 100 cushions total!
SIGN    Mikazuki Temple is
    in the 80-tatami class!
[07:55] Tsukuyo
    and polishing the Buddhist objects.
[07:58] Yuzuki
    That's right. There's a lot to do
    at a temple besides train.
[08:02] Tsukuyo
    But it should be easy thanks to Akagami.
[08:06] Yuzuki
    Huh?
[08:07] Tsukuyo
    The whole temple's sparkling
    clean most of the time.
[08:10] Kurage
    He regularly airs out the cushions and mats.
[08:14] Mia
    And I helped him polish the Buddhist objects.
[08:17] Yuzuki
    But there's a lot of other things to do.
[08:19] Tsukuyo
    We'll be done in a snap if we do it together.
[08:21] Yuzuki
    Oh, right. Wait, where's Akagami-kun?
[08:26] Kagura
    He followed Kiki-san on her business.
[08:29] Yuzuki
    Why?
[08:30] Tsukuyo
    Who knows? I'd like to know, too,
[08:34] Tsukuyo
    but my messages aren't showing as read.
[08:37] Tsukuyo
    I keep sending them, too.
[08:39] Mia
    You have Akagami's contact information?
[08:42] Tsukuyo
    Huh?
[08:43] Mia
    Why do you have that? Why don't I have it?
[08:47] Kurage
    I don't have his, either. I want it, too.
[08:50] Both
    No fair!
[08:52] Kagura
    Oh, I have it.
[08:54] Tsukuyo
    Exactly why do you have it?
[08:58] Kurage
    You shouldn't get the jump on us like that.
[09:01] Mia
    Just because you've already
    conquered Akagami...
[09:04] Tsukuyo
    Okay, I'd like to correct that!
SIGN    CHATTER          CHATTER
[09:07] Tsukuyo
    Help me, Yuzu-nee!
[09:10] Tuskuyo
    Yuzu-nee?
[09:12] Yuzuki
    I'd expect nothing less from Akagami-kun.
[09:14] Yuzuki
    He does a perfect job, and everybody loves him.
[09:16] Yuzuki
    But I can work just as hard.
[09:24] Yuzuki
    It really is spotless.
[09:29] Yuzuki
    It's okay, Akagami-kun.
[09:32] (Flashback) Yuzuki
    I'll figure something out.
[09:35] Yuzuki
    That's right. I have to do something.
[09:38] Yuzuki
    After all, my mom managed to do this alone.
SIGN    Supermarket clerk
SIGN    Call center
SIGN    Fast food
SIGN    Convenience store
SIGN    Mover
SIGN    Illustrator
SIGN    Maid café
SIGN    Newspaper delivery
SIGN    Road work
SIGN    Cram school lecturer
SIGN    Specializing in High-paying Jobs
SIGN    All things are without a self.
[10:24] Akagami
    Master, please allow Yuzuki-san
    to resume her training!
[10:28] Akagami
    Please!
[10:30] Kiki
    This isn't the place for this.
[10:33] Kiki
    And don't make me say it again.
[10:36] Kiki
    Yuzuki doesn't currently have the right.
[10:39] Akagami
    I'm not sure you have the right to be
    our temple's head priest, so please!
[10:43] Kiki
    Watch it. I'll end your training, too.
[10:45] Kiki
    Yuzuki has to figure this out for herself.
[10:50] Kiki
    There's no need for me to get involved.
[10:52] Akagami
    Can't you please make an exception?
[10:54] Kiki
    Pay the check, okay?
[10:56] Akagami
    Master!
[10:58] Kiki
    Oh, it's raining.
[11:01] Akagami
    Hello—
[11:01] Tsukuyo
    You finally answered!
[11:03] Akagami
    Tsukuyo-san?
[11:04] Akagami
    I'm sorry. I've been busy.
[11:06] Tsukuyo
    Something more important is happening!
[11:08] Tsukuyo
    Yuzu-nee has gone missing!
[11:19] Tsukuyo
    She was acting weird this morning.
[11:22] Tsukuyo
    Do you have any idea where she went?
[11:25] Akagami
    I have a bad feeling about this.
[11:30] Kiki
    Tell me, Akagami. How do you see Yuzuki?
[11:35] Akagami
    Yuzuki-san is dependable.
[11:38] Akagami
    She can be a bit careless,
[11:41] Akagami
    but she has her head on straight
    and is always so positive.
[12:02] Yuzuki
    I'm so cold. What am I going to do?
[12:05] Yuzuki
    I think I have a fever.
[12:09] Yuzuki
    I need to try harder.
[12:12] Yuzuki
    I need to be able to do everything
    myself so people will trust me.
[12:17] Yuzuki
    Otherwise, I'll never be like Mom.
[12:24] Akagami
    Damn it. I don't know where
    else she could've gone.
[12:29] Akagami
    Wait...
[12:34] Yuzuki
    She was strong and pretty.
    There wasn't anything she couldn't do.
[12:38] Yuzuki
    Everyone trusted her.
[12:40] Yuzuki
    Mom was perfect.
[12:44] (Flashback) Tsukina
    I'm shutting down Mikazuki Temple.
[12:46] (Flashback) Tsukina
    Prepare to move, everyone.
[12:49] (Flashback) Tsukina
    Got it?
[12:51] (Flashback) Yuzuki
    Why, Mom? This is too sudden.
[12:54] (Flashback) Tsukina
    It's already been decided.
[12:56] (Flashback) Yuzuki
    Wait, Mom!
[12:57] (Flashback) Yuzuki
    I'll take over the temple!
[12:59] (Flashback) Tsukina
    You'll take over this temple?
[13:02] (Flashback) Yuzuki
    I'll...
[13:03] (Flashback) Tsukina
    You can't do it, Yuzuki.
[13:12] (Flashback) Tsukina
    You can't save Mikazuki Temple.
[13:19] Yuzuki
    I can't do it?
[13:23] Yuzuki
    Tell me, Mom. Is it because
    I'm not good enough?
[13:28] Yuzuki
    Am I lacking something?
[13:31] Yuzuki
    Then I'll have to work harder
    and become perfect.
[13:37] (Flashback) Kiki
    Yuzuki, stop training after today.
[13:40] Yuzuki
    Harder and harder.
[13:43] (Flashback) Akagami
    You can't do it, Yuzuki-san!
[13:45] Yuzuki
    I'll work harder.
[13:48] (Flashback) Tsukina
    You can't do it, Yuzuki.
[13:51] Yuzuki
    I'll work harder, so don't
    close down our temple.
[13:55] Yuzuki
    Please come back, Mom.
[13:59] Yuzuki
    I'm so cold.
[14:05] Akagami
    There's no reason for her to be there.
[14:10] Akagami
    After all, Yuzuki-san is
    much stronger than I am.
[14:25] Kiki
    That's your bias speaking, Akagami.
[14:36] Yuzuki
    Akagami-kun?
[14:40] Akagami
    What about Yuzuki-san
    have I even been looking at?
[14:45] Akagami
    She faked smiles even when
    she was losing heart.
[14:48] Akagami
    She acted tough to hide her lack of confidence.
[14:51] Akagami
    But she's actually so very...
[15:14] Yuzuki
    You're warm, Akagami-kun.
[15:28] Yuzuki
    Nope, I can't get up. Not with this fever.
[15:32] Akagami
    Zzz...
[15:35] Yuzuki
    Akagami-kun?!
[15:36] Akagami
    Yuzuki-san, you're awake!
[15:38] Yuzuki
    Oh, right. I need to apologize.
[15:41] Akagami
    I must start by apologizing.
[15:43] Both
    I'm so—
[15:44] Yuzuki
    Ow!
[15:47] Yuzuki
    I'm sorry.
[15:49] Akagami
    No, I'm sorry.
[15:59] Yuzuki
    I feel like we haven't talked in a while.
[16:06] Akagami
    Right?
SIGN    Water
SIGN    Stays Cold For
    10 Hours
SIGN    Forehead Ice Pack
SIGN    White Peach
[16:08] Yuzuki
    You took care of me all night?
[16:10] Akagami
    I fell asleep at some point.
[16:13] Yuzuki
    I'm sorry.
[16:14] Akagami
    Why are you apologizing?
[16:15] Yuzuki
    Because...
[16:19] Yuzuki
    I'm surprised you knew I'd be under the bridge.
[16:22] Akagami
    I didn't think you'd do
    something as stupid as I did,
[16:28] Akagami
    but I heard from Kurage-san
    that you're a bumbling idiot.
[16:32] Yuzuki
    A bumbling idiot?!
[16:33] Akagami
    And I have some attachment to that place.
[16:39] Akagami
    The first key to achieving enlightenment is...
[16:44] Akagami
    "No one should live alone."
[16:46] Akagami
    My father used to say that all the time.
[16:50] Akagami
    He used it as an excuse
    to build a harem, though.
[16:55] Akagami
    I hated the phrase,
    so I swore I'd live my life alone.
[17:03] Akagami
    But you tore down that idea.
[17:08] Akagami
    My world turned upside-down
    under that bridge.
[17:15] Akagami
    So please, Yuzuki-san, involve me in your life.
[17:18] Yuzuki
    Akagami-kun...
[17:21] Akagami
    You said you wouldn't leave me alone,
[17:24] Akagami
    but you're trying to
    isolate yourself right now.
[17:28] Akagami
    Please let me be part of your relationships.
[17:34] Yuzuki
    But it has nothing to do with you.
[17:39] Yuzuki
    This only happened because I'm not good enough.
[17:44] Yuzuki
    You didn't do anything wrong.
[17:47] Yuzuki
    You should be doing what you want,
    but you're so busy every day.
[17:54] Yuzuki
    I don't want to cause any more trouble for you.
[17:56] Akagami
    I'm doing this because I want to.
[17:58] Akagami
    I love this temple just as much as you do.
[18:07] (Flashback) Young Yuzuki
    Because I love Mikazuki Temple.
[18:13] Yuzuki
    I remember now.
[18:17] Yuzuki
    It's so simple.
[18:22] Yuzuki
    Thank you, Akagami-kun.
[18:28] Yuzuki
    Truly, thank you.
[18:32] Tsukuyo
    We overheard your conversation!
SIGN    Pharmacy by the Temple
SIGN    Cold Medicine
[18:36] Yuzuki
    How long have you been there?
[18:37] Kagura
    Since Akagami-san put this inside you.
[18:41] Yuzuki
    You did?
[18:43] Akagami
    I didn't put anything in anyone!
[18:45] Tuskuyo
    Yuzu-nee.
[18:47] Yuzuki
    Tsukuyo.
[18:48] All
    Idiot!
[18:51] Mia
    We were so worried about you.
[18:54] Tsukuyo
    We were so worried.
[18:57] Kurage
    Punish her with tickles.
[18:58] Kagura
    Or perhaps you'd prefer porn DVD punishment?
[19:05] Tsukuyo
    Listen, Yuzu-nee.
[19:08] Yuzuki
    Huh?
[19:09] Tsukuyo
    We love Mikazuki Temple, too.
[19:13] Tsukuyo
    You can't exclude us from helping you.
[19:17] Yuzuki
    Guys...
[19:18] Tsukuyo
    If anything, it feels like
    you're the one being excluded.
SIGN    Everyone Already Exchanged Contact Information
SIGN    Ta-da!
[19:24] Tsukuyo
    You're the only one who doesn't have
    Akagami's contact information.
[19:27] Yuzuki
    What?!
[19:31] Yuzuki
    Let me join you!
[19:37] Kiki
    You seem surprisingly energetic.
[19:40] Yuzuki
    Kiki-san.
[19:41] Akagami
    Um, Master...
[19:43] Yuzuki
    Kiki-san, I finally figured it out.
[19:47] Yuzuki
    I know why you stopped training
    me and what I'd lost sight of.
[19:54] Yuzuki
    When I couldn't do what my mom did,
[19:57] Yuzuki
    I panicked and worried about
    what others thought of me.
[20:02] Yuzuki
    But I simply want to preserve the relationship
[20:04] Yuzuki
    between this temple and everyone
    as the head priest.
[20:08] Yuzuki
    Please train me again.
[20:18] Akagami
    Master!
[20:19] Kiki
    Fix your health first.
    Then we'll finish your training.
[20:27] Yuzuki
    Thank you!
[20:31] Kiki
    Settle down. Just rest.
[20:33] Kiki
    Good grief.
[20:35] Akagami
    Kiki-san, thank y—
[20:38] Kiki
    No need to thank me.
[20:39] Akagami
    But...
[20:41] Kiki
    The selfish desire for recognition
[20:44] Kiki
    is the farthest one can get
    from achieving enlightenment.
[20:49] Kiki
    Yuzuki simply realized how
    a head priest should truly be.
[20:55] Kiki
    I didn't do anything.
[21:10] Akagami
    Should you be up and about already?
[21:12] Yuzuki
    Yeah. My fever's gone down.
[21:16] Yuzuki
    I'm going to quit looking for a job.
[21:19] Akagami
    What?
[21:20] Yuzuki
    I'll ask our supporters for donations
    to repair the principle figure.
[21:26] Akagami
    I'm not sure they will.
[21:29] Yuzuki
    It'll be difficult. I agree.
[21:33] Yuzuki
    That's why I thought I had to sacrifice
    myself to protect Mikazuki Temple.
[21:39] Akagami
    Right.
[21:41] Yuzuki
    But that was wrong.
[21:43] Yuzuki
    There's no future when something's
    acquired through that kind of sacrifice.
[21:50] Yuzuki
    The fifth key to achieving enlightenment is
    "Don't run from your own weaknesses."
[21:56] Yuzuki
    We'll all protect Mikazuki Temple together.
[21:59] Akagami
    Yes, together.
[22:04] Akagami
    You forgot something.
[22:07] Tsukuyo
    Oh, sorry.
[22:09] Tsukuyo
    Hey, whoa!
[22:15] Kurage
    That was on purpose.
[22:16] Tsukuyo
    Obviously not!
[22:19] Kurage
    Akagami-san.
[22:21] Kurage
    My goodbye kiss.
[22:24] Tsukuyo
    Kurage, we're holding a family
    meeting when you get home.
[22:29] Akagami
    Kurage-san, don't you tease me, too.
[22:32] Kurage
    You're such a dummy, Akagami-san.
[22:34] Kurage
    Dummy, dummy, dummy.
[22:36] Kiki
    Mia, are you ready yet?
[22:38] Mia
    I'll be right there.
[22:45] Mia
    I-I'm sorry!
[22:49] Mia
    Are you okay?
[22:50] Akagami
    Oh, this is nothing.
[22:53] Akagami
    Ow...
[22:55] Akagami
    It's suddenly nighttime?
[23:03] Kiki
    There, there. Wanna suck on these?
[23:05] Akagami
    No, thank you!
[23:06] Kiki
    Mia, we're visiting our dear
    supporters. Don't be late.
[23:10] Mia
    Y-Yes, ma'am.
[23:11] Akagami
    Good luck on your first errand.
[23:14] Yuzuki
    Thanks for waiting, everyone.
[23:16] Yuzuki
    I'll be back later.
[23:18] Akagami
    Okay. Be careful.
[23:19] Yuzuki
    And, um... While I'm gone...
[23:22] Akagami
    I'll handle the chores.
[23:24] Yuzuki
    Huh?
[23:25] Akagami
    Don't worry about Mikazuki Temple.
[23:28] Yuzuki
    You're right. In that case,
    I'm counting on you.
[23:32] Akagami
    Sure.
[23:34] Kurage
    Yuzuki-oneechan is the only one who didn't
    have a sexual experience this morning.
[23:38] Yuzuki
    Kurage, what are you saying?!
[23:40] Tsukuyo
    We don't know that yet. For example...
[23:47] Tsukuyo
    See?
[23:51] Akagami
    Worldly thoughts, begone!
[23:53] Yuzuki
    Akagami-kun, you idiot!

E13 - No Way, Why Is It So Big... / You Mustn't Touch That...
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SIGN    Mikazuki Temple
SIGN    Extra 1 
    No Way, Why Is It So Big...
[01:33] Akagami
    Wh-Wh-What...
[01:36] Yuzuki
    Wh-Wh-What...
SIGN    Mikazuki Temple
[01:39] Both
    What the heck is this?!
[01:43] Akagami
    Huh? What? What's happening?
[01:47] Akagami
    Is this Akagami-kun's body?
[01:49] Akagami
    What's going on?
[01:50] Akagami
    When I woke up,
    I was inside Akagami-kun's body.
[01:54] Akagami
    I'm not dreaming.
[02:01] Akagami
    No way... Why is it so big?
[02:04] Akagami
    But I'm not thinking any dirty thoughts.
[02:08] Yuzuki
    I-I'm inside Yuzuki-san's body?
[02:11] Yuzuki
    Her boo—
[02:14] Yuzuki
    Worldly thoughts, begone!
[02:16] Yuzuki
    No, I mustn't hurt Yuzuki-san's precious face.
[02:20] Yuzuki
    She's so beautiful.
[02:23] Yuzuki
    But how can I fix this?
[02:29] Akagami
    Kurage?
[02:32] Kurage
    Akagami-san.
[02:34] Kurage
    Let's get married.
[02:37] Kurage
    Everyone will have to acknowledge
    our relationship then.
[02:39] Akagami
    W-W-Wait...
[02:45] Kurage
    Checkmate, Akagami-san.
[02:48] Akagami
    Wait, wait, wait!
[02:50] Kurage
    Kurage-san is still just a child.
[02:52] Kurage
    If people found out you were doing
    this with her, you'd be finished.
[02:58] Akagami
    I said wait!
[03:00] Kurage
    My, my. I can't believe you're
    letting Kurage-san do this to you.
[03:04] Kurage
    You lolicon.
[03:07] Akagami
    Oh, no!
[03:09] Kurage
    What's wrong with you? You're acting weird.
[03:12] Akagami
    Is that you, Kagura?
SIGN    Mikazuki Temple
[03:17] Kurage
    It seems we've all swapped bodies.
[03:21] Akagami
    Is that even possible?
[03:23] Kurage
    It's happening right now.
[03:25] Akagmi
    I wonder what caused it.
[03:27] Kurage
    The cause, huh?
[03:30] (Flashback) Yuzuki
    Incense?
[03:32] (Flashback) Kagura
    Yes, I had the Baldwin family send it here.
[03:35] (Flashback) Tsukuyo
    It looks kind of sketchy.
[03:37] (Flashback) Kagura
    Let's try burning it.
[03:41] Kurage
    I was just trying to turn
    Mia-san into a sexy perv, but...
[03:46] Kagami
    So this was your fault, Kagura?
[03:48] Kurage
    Tee-hee.
[03:49] Akagami
    In any case, we need to find the others.
[03:52] Akagami
    They probably need help.
[03:56] Yuzuki
    I can't stay here forever.
[03:58] Yuzuki
    I'll get changed and make
    myself look like Yuzuki-san...
[04:02] Yuzuki
    No bra?!
[04:10] Mia
    I'm an adult.
[04:18] Mia
    So mature and sexy.
SIGN    Recording
[04:22] Mia
    Akagami-san, look at me.
[04:42] Akagami
    Kurage?
[04:44] Akagami
    You're Kurage, aren't you?
[04:45] Kurage
    Make sure you save that video, please.
[04:49] Mia
    It's me. What a strange feeling.
[04:53] Kurage
    I've never seen Mia-san
    act like this before, either.
[04:56] Akagami
    Kurage, we're holding a family meeting later.
[04:59] Mia
    Yuzuki-oneechan?
[05:00] Akagami
    I think this calls for an apology.
[05:04] Mia
    But I'm Mia-chan right now.
[05:06] Akagami
    I see. I suppose it can't be helped, then.
[05:10] Akagami
    Mia did mention that she's on a diet.
[05:13] Akagami
    It's a shame, since we received that tasty
    yokan from one of our temple's supporters.
[05:18] Mia
    Yokan?
[05:22] Akagami
    Taking dirty videos of
    yourself really isn't okay.
[05:25] Mia
    I'm sorry.
[05:27] Akagami
    Good girl. Now, let's erase this vid—
[05:32] Kurage
    That was my scream.
[05:37] Yuzuki
    There's always a solution.
[05:38] Yuzuki
    This will allow me to undress
    without looking at myself.
[05:45] Yuzuki
    Oh, no!
[05:48] Kurage
    My, my.
[05:50] Kagura
    Kiki-san, please stop.
[05:55] Akagami
    Nyagosuke?
[05:57] Kurage
    I see. So Kiki-san swapped with Nyagosuke.
[05:58] Kagura
    Kiki-san...
[06:00] Kagura
    Kiki-san, no...
[06:01] Akagami
    Is that you, Tsukuyo?
[06:05] Akagami
    You're Tsukuyo, right?
[06:08] Kagura
    Don't look!
[06:12] Kagura
    You'll pay for this!
[06:14] Akagami
    Why are you mad at me?
[06:16] Nyagosuke
    Good grief. What a ruckus.
[06:19] Akagami
    It spoke!
[06:20] Nyagosuke
    What's wrong with a talking cat?
[06:22] Mia
    Nothing. Nyagosuke is cute.
[06:25] Nyagosuke
    I am Kiki.
[06:27] Mia
    There, there.
[06:28] Nyagosuke
    I am Kiki!
[06:30] Mia
    Let's get you some milk.
[06:33] Nyagosuke
    I'd prefer sake.
[06:35] Kurage
    For her, I mean.
[06:42] Nyagosuke
    That's rather sexy, if I do say so myself.
[06:44] Mia
    Nyagosuke goes to sleep after drinking milk,
    so we can leave him alone for a while.
[06:49] Kurage
    Let's look for the others in the meantime.
[06:53] Akagami
    Wait.
[06:55] Kurage
    What is it?
[06:56] Akagami
    Well, um...
[07:00] Kagura/Id
    I ran without thinking about it, but it's
    possible Akagami's swapped with someone, too.
[07:14] Kagura
    What are you doing?
[07:16] Akagami
    How do I do this?
[07:21] Yuzuki
    I'll never get anywhere
    unless I do something about this.
[07:24] Yuzuki
    I must get dressed quickly.
[07:25] Yuzuki
    Which clothes would make
    Yuzuki-san look the most beautiful?
[07:30] Yuzuki
    A kimono?
[07:30] Yuzuki
    But a kimono would involve...
[07:34] Yuzuki
    Changing my bottoms...
[07:35] Yuzuki
    Oh, no!
[07:38] Tsukuyo/Id
    It's just my imagination.
[07:40] Tsukuyo/Id
    This is definitely just a
    trick of my imagination.
[07:44] Tsukuyo/Id
    It's real!
[07:46] Akagami
    Mia?
[07:49] Akagami
    You're Mia, right?
[07:51] Tsukuyo
    Is that you, Yuzuki-san?
[07:54] Akagami
    I'm glad nothing terrible has happened to you.
[07:56] Tsukuyo
    Does this mean you've all swapped, too?
[08:00] Tsukuyo
    It's me...
[08:02] Mia
    I'm Kurage.
[08:03] Kurage
    I'm Kagura.
[08:06] Tsukuyo
    What are those for?
[08:07] Kurage
    Handling hazardous materials.
[08:10] Nyagosuke
    Damn you for being so robust!
[08:13] Akagami
    Kiki-san...
[08:14] Tsukuyo
    Master, could you cat slap me, too?
[08:18] Kagura
    Don't! That's my body!
[08:20] Mia
    What's robust?
[08:22] Kagura
    Don't worry about it, Kurage.
[08:24] Akagami
    More importantly, we need
    to find everyone quickly!
[08:27] Akagami
    Who haven't we found yet?
[08:29] Kagura
    Yuzu-nee herself!
[08:31] Kagura
    She's in serious trouble since
    she swapped with Akagami.
[08:34] Kurage
    Maybe Akagami-san's in
    the bathroom right now.
[08:39] Yuzuki
    If I clear my mind of mundane thoughts,
    I should be able to ignore my worldly thoughts.
[08:42] Yuzuki
    I'm not Akagami Akemitsu
    right now. I'm Yuzuki-san.
[08:47] Yuzuki
    Yuzuki-san, the world's most wonderful woman.
[08:49] Yuzuki
    I never experience the shadow
    of a worldly thought.
[08:53] Kurage
    You're pervy too, Yuzuki-oneechan.
[08:55] Yuzuki
    Not right now, Kurage-san!
[08:57] Kurage
    You secret perv.
[09:03] Yuzuki
    I don't think so, worldly thoughts.
[09:15] Mia
    Huh?
[09:16] Kagura
    My, my.
[09:17] Kurage
    I'm not mature or sexy anymore.
[09:19] Akagami
    Which means...
[09:21] Tsukuyo
    We're back to normal?
[09:24] Kiki
    Hey, kids.
[09:26] Mia
    Master?
[09:27] Kiki
    Well? Is everyone back to normal?
[09:30] Tsukuyo
    What about you?
[09:32] Tsukuyo
    She's still got some cat in her.
[09:34] Kurage
    Meow, meow.
[09:36] Kiki
    Hey, cut that out.
[09:37] Kagura
    If the effects expire
    after some time has passed,
[09:40] Kagura
    then I must give some more
    thought to how to use it.
[09:46] Tsukuyo
    Wait. Akagami, where's Yuzu-nee?
[09:49] Tsukuyo
    You swapped bodies with Yuzu-nee, right?
[09:52] Tsukuyo
    Then you must know where she is.
[09:55] Akagami
    Well, actually, um...
[09:59] Akagami
    I was in Yuzuki-san's room this whole time.
[10:02] Tsukuyo
    Let's go, everyone.
[10:04] Akagami
    N-No, wait!
[10:11] Akagami
    I gave up on getting dressed, and in order
    to suppress my worldly desires, I...
[10:16] Yuzuki
    Is everyone out there? Are we back to normal?
[10:19] Yuzuki
    It's pitch-black! And why can't I move?
[10:23] Akagami
    Yuzuki-san, I'm sorry!
[10:29] Yuzuki
    What?!
SIGN    Mikazuki Temple
SIGN    Pearls before swine, sutras before cats
SIGN    Extra 2 
    You Mustn't Touch That...
[10:59] Akagami
    What?!
[11:02] Akagami
    Kiki-san?
[11:03] Kiki
    Do you believe in God?
[11:06] Akagami
    God? But we run a temple.
    This can't be good.
[11:10] Kiki
    You may kiss the bride.
[11:12] Akagami
    You want me to what?!
[11:17] Akagami
    Is that you, Yuzuki-san?
[11:20] Kiki
    In sickness and in health,
    may the Buddha always be with you.
[11:34] Hoan
    I'd like to have about ten kids.
[11:38] Hoan
    Mikazuki Temple shall be closed immediately!
[11:50] Hoan
    Don't waste your time.
[11:51] Hoan
    Un-horse-tunately, there are no
    knights here to ride to your defense.
[11:55] Kagura
    There's one right here.
[12:05] Akagami
    Kagura-san!
[12:13] Hoan
    Get her!
[12:42] Kagura
    Uggy...
[12:44] Akagami
    Uggy?
[12:45] Kagura
    It's short for "Ugh, kill them."
[12:47] Akagami
    I see! I won't allow that to happen!
[12:52] Kagura
    Wow!
[12:57] Kagura
    My, my.
[12:58] Akagami
    Let's run for it.
[13:09] Akagami
    Which way?
[13:13] Akagami
    Kagura-san, where are we going?
[13:16] Kagura
    Hold on tight!
[13:29] Akagami
    Where are we?
[13:31] Kagura
    On the moon, of course.
[13:33] Akagami
    What?!
[13:36] Kagura
    No one will interrupt us here.
[13:40] Kagura
    It's time to pay up.
[13:43] Akagami
    W-We mustn't, Kagura-san!
    I'm not that kind of—
[13:50] Kagura
    Poke.
[13:50] Akagami
    Hey!
[14:21] Tsukuyo
    Akagami, are you okay?
[14:44] Akagami
    Tsukuyo-san?
[14:45] Tsukuyo
    You don't have to pay for that kiss.
[14:47] Tsukuyo
    That was just mouth-to-mouth.
[14:49] Akagami
    What are you talking about?
[14:52] Tsukuyo
    Forget it. Anyway, why
     don't we swim together?
[14:54] Akagami
    Sounds nice.
[15:24] Tsukuyo
    That was fun.
[15:25] Akagami
    Yes.
[15:28] Tsukuyo
    Akagami?
[15:29] Akagami
    Tsukuyo-san, your, um... breasts...
[15:39] Tsukuyo
    Hey, Akagami...
[15:40] Akagami
    Y-Yes?
[15:41] Tsukuyo
    Look at me.
[15:43] Akagami
    But...
[15:43] Tsukuyo
    Just do it.
[15:46] Tsukuyo
    There.
[15:47] Akagami
    You can take that off?!
[15:55] Tsukuyo
    Don't avert your eyes, Akagami.
[15:58] Akagami
    Tsukuyo-san...
[15:59] Tsukuyo
    Hold me tight. Please.
[16:05] Akagami
    Quicksand?!
[16:06] Tsukuyo
    Akagami...
[16:17] Akagami
    Where am I?
[16:18] Kurage
    A room in a castle.
[16:19] Kurage
    The kind you sometimes see
    on the side of major roadways.
[16:25] Akagami
    Kurage-san, those aren't castles.
[16:28] Kurage
    I'll accommodate your tastes.
[16:30] Akagami
    What?
SIGN    Kurage
[16:38] Kurage
    Well?
[16:41] Kurage
    Or do you prefer this?
[16:49] Kurage
    You're a lolicon, after all.
[16:52] Akagami
    I'm not, though!
[16:56] Kurage
    Here's a special treat.
[16:58] Akagami
    Huh?
[17:00] Akagami
    What?
[17:02] Akagami
    What?!
[17:08] Akagami
    Kurage-san turned into an adult?!
[17:11] Kurage
    This is in the way.
[17:13] Akagami
    W-W-Wait...
[17:15] Akagami
    Wait!
[17:18] Kurage
    Kaboom.
[17:23] Akagami
    Kurage-san, we mustn't!
[17:25] Kurage
    Why not? I'm an adult.
[17:28] Akagami
    Even adults should only do this
    with someone they truly love.
[17:31] Kurage
    But I truly love you, Akagami-san.
[17:37] Mia
    Akagami!
[17:39] Akagami
    Now Mia-san's here?!
[17:40] Mia
    Save the excuses!
[17:42] Mia
    You shall be judged by Hyakunin Isshu!
[17:44] Akagami
    And her character
    development has been undone!
[17:46] Akagami
    Wait! This is dangerous!
[17:46] Mia
    Wait! Stop running!
[17:50] Tsukuyo
    You've got this, Akagami!
[17:51] Kagura
    Keep it up, Mia-san!
[17:53] Akagami
    What's going on here?
[17:55] Akagami
    This series of events has
    been chaotic from the start...
[17:59] Akagami
    Kiki-san?!
[18:01] Akagami
    I'm sorry, I—
[18:02] Akagami
    Why are you undressing, too?!
[18:04] Kiki
    It's not fan service unless I undress, too.
[18:07] Kiki
    Come on. Don't be shy.
[18:10] Akagami
    Worldly thoughts, be—
[18:14] Mia
    Gotcha.
[18:22] Akagami
    Where am I?
SIGN    Post-Penance 
    Pleasure Room
[18:23] Mia
    Akagami.
SIGN    Post-Penance 
    Pleasure Room
[18:26] Mia
    Do you perhaps enjoy this kind of thing?
[18:28] Kagura
    It's BDSM penance.
SIGN    Blessings of Dreamlike 
    and Surreal Madness 
    BDSM
[18:31] Akagami
    It's certainly a type of penance...
[18:35] Mia
    Prepare yourself.
[18:37] Kagura
    Mia-san, be careful with that open flame.
[18:39] Mia
    I know.
[18:40] Akagami
    No, no, no!
[18:46] Akagami
    Huh? It's not actually that hot.
[18:48] Mia
    It's called a low-temperature candle.
[18:50] Mia
    It's a specialty product that
    allows you to safely
[18:53] Mia
    enjoy wax play without burning your partner.
[18:54] Akagami
    Why do you know so much about that?!
[18:56] Yuzuki
    Mia! Kagura!
[19:00] Akagami
    Yuzuki-san?!
[19:01] Yuzuki
    Look at you, Akagami-kun. You're all dirty.
[19:09] Mia
    Perhaps you could scrape the
    wax off with your fingernails.
[19:12] Kagura
    Let's wait until we've
    dripped wax on more places.
[19:14] Akagami
    Please, no!
[19:16] Yuzuki
    Then why don't we wash you off in the bath?
[19:19] Akagami
    Together?!
[19:28] Yuzuki
    How is this, Akagami-kun?
[19:33] Tsukuyo
    This is so embarrassing.
[19:35] Kurage
    Adult bodies are so much fun.
[19:39] Mia
    What am I supposed to wash, exactly?
[19:42] Kagura
    Calm down and feel around with
    your hands. You'll figure it out.
[19:45] Akagami
    I-I don't think hitting myself will
    save me from these worldly thoughts.
[19:51] Kiki
    How does it feel to be in paradise?
[19:54] Akagami
    Clear your mind,
    clear your mind, clear your mind,
[19:57] Akagami
    clear your mind, clear your mind, clear your—
[20:12] Mia
    No!
[20:13] Kiki
    Stop!
[20:15] Kagura
    Oh, no.
[20:18] Akagami
    Those tentacles are preying upon
    you in a most indecent manner!
[20:21] Yuzuki
    Akagami-kun, save us!
[20:23] Akagami
    One moment! I'll be right—
[20:33] Akagami
    Who wants to see this?!
[20:37] Kagura
    Such an unsightly turtle head.
[20:40] Akagami
    Just kill me already.
[20:42] Kagura
    I won't go that far, but...
[21:08] Yuzuki
    Akagami-kun seems to be in a lot of pain.
[21:11] Kiki
    It kind of looks like he's enjoying himself.
[21:13] Tsukuyo
    How? He's stuck in bed with a fever.
[21:16] Mia
    I can't believe he suddenly
    got sick and collapsed.
[21:20] Kurage
    Akagami-san...
[21:22] Yuzuki
    Don't worry. The doctor who came said it's
    just a cold, and he'll get better with rest.
[21:29] Akagami
    Ladies...
[21:31] Akagami
    You mustn't touch that...
[21:34] Kagura
    I wonder what he's dreaming about.
[21:36] Kurage
    If Akagami-san starts sweating,
    should we wipe his body clean again?
[21:41] Yuzuki
    What?
[21:45] Mia
    That was something we had to do together.
[21:50] Mia
    Right, Kagura?
[21:52] Kurage
    Akagami-san's body looked
    just like I learned in health class.
[21:59] Kiki
    You're such a good student, Kurage.
[22:01] Yuzuki
    In any case, let's not tell Akagami-kun
[22:04] Yuzuki
    we wiped every last centimeter
    of his body when he wakes up.
[22:08] Yuzuki
    Okay?
[22:11] Kurage
    Can I write about it in my illustrated diary?
[22:13] Yuzuki
    No!
[22:16] Akagami
    Worldly thoughts, begone...