# TenPuru
At a young age, Akemitsu was abandoned by his womanizing father. He was always told that men could never live alone, so to prove his father wrong, he vowed to live the single life. But when a chance encounter with a beautiful woman leaves him captivated, he realizes the outside world holds too much temptation. So, he decides to become a monk. There’s just one problem: the temple is full of women!
# Season 1
# E1 - You'll Repay Us With Your Body!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G31UXWKPK/youll-repay-us-with-your-body)
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**[00:01] (Flashback) Harukaze**
Now listen, Akemitsu.
**[00:03] (Flashback) Harukaze**
No one can live alone.
**[00:06] (Flashback) Young Akemitsu**
Where'd that come from, Dad?
**[00:09] (Flashback) Harukaze**
As a member of the Akagami family,
you should understand.
**[00:12] (Flashback) Harukaze**
Two is better than one,
and many is better than two.
**[00:16] (Flashback) Harukaze**
Doesn't having more friends make you happier?
**[00:18] (Flashback) Young Akemitsu**
Yeah!
**[00:19] (Flashback) Harukaze**
So your dad thought, "Surely it's
better to have more lovers, too."
**[00:25] (Flashback) Young Akemitsu**
You're so cool, Dad!
**[00:29] (Flashback) Harukaze**
Looks like my ride is here.
**[00:33] (Flashback) Young Akemitsu**
Are you going somewhere, Dad?
**[00:36] (Flashback) Harukaze**
Yes. Your dad has decided
to live his own life...
**[00:42] (Flashback) Harukaze**
by getting *real* friendly with all the
women of the world he hasn't met yet.
**[00:46] (Flashback) Young Akemitsu**
You're so cool, Dad! The coolest!
**[00:51] (Flashback) Young Akemitsu**
Dad!
***SIGN*** Episode 1: You'll Repay Us With Your Body!
**[02:40] Kurage**
Poke, poke.
**[02:51] Kagura**
Hilarious.
**[03:03] Akemitsu**
I have to get to class!
**[03:08] Akemitsu**
*My father once said to me,*
**[03:11] Akemitsu**
*"No one can live alone."*
**[03:18] Coach**
Last two laps!
**[03:20] Man A**
Sure is nice.
**[03:21] Man B**
Sure is.
**[03:23] Man A**
That sure is a nice ass.
**[03:24] Man B**
Sure is.
**[03:26] Man A**
Hey, Akagami.
**[03:27] Man B**
Check it out.
**[03:29] Akemitsu**
Sorry, but I've got work.
**[03:32] Man A**
Akagami never changes.
**[03:35] Man B**
Hey, wanna go to a mixer?
**[03:39] Akemitsu**
I'll pass.
***SIGN*** Civil Service Exam
Study Guide
**[03:41] Akemitsu**
*No need, no need, no need!*
**[03:43] Akemitsu**
*The life of Akagami Akemitsu needs no women!*
**[03:51] Akemitsu**
Thank you.
**[03:53] Manager**
Thanks for picking up this shift
on such short notice, Akagami-kun.
**[03:57] Akemitsu**
No problem, boss.
**[03:59] Manager**
Are you sure you're okay staying this late?
**[04:01] Manager**
I figured a college student would have
a date planned or something.
**[04:04] Akemitsu**
Oh, I'm going to be single for life.
**[04:07] Manager**
Are you? By the time your father was your age—
**[04:11] Akemitsu**
I'm not like my father.
**[04:14] Manager**
S-Sorry...
**[04:17] Akemitsu**
Welcome.
**[04:27] (Flashback) Young Akemitsu**
You're so cool, Dad!
**[04:32] Akemitsu**
* There's no way that perverted scumbag*
* was cool, five-year-old me.*
**[04:39] Akemitsu**
* I've suffered so much*
* embarrassment because of that jerk.*
**[04:44] (Flashback) Woman**
Akagami Akemitsu? Oh, my! From *that* family?
**[04:48] (Flashback) Classmate A**
No! He's an Akagami! He'll violate us!
**[04:53] Akemitsu**
*I shall wipe away this dishonor.*
**[04:56] Akemitsu**
*Mixers? Girlfriends?*
***SIGN*** Mixers
***SIGN*** Mixers
***SIGN*** Girlfriends
***SIGN*** Girlfriends
**[04:58] Akemitsu**
*Those are just evils, nothing more.*
**[05:00] Akemitsu**
*I'll live a noble single life.*
**[05:03] Akemitsu**
* I'll pass the civil service exam and*
* acquire a stable income and status.*
***SIGN*** Civil Service Exam
Study Guide
**[05:09] Akemitsu**
*And then... And then...*
***SIGN*** Civil Service Exam
Study Guide
***SIGN*** Guaranteed Success Series Study Guide
**[05:13] Yuzuki**
Wait!
**[05:25] Akemitsu**
Where'd this bale of rice come from?
**[05:27] Yuzuki**
I'm so sorry!
**[05:35] Yuzuki**
Are you all right? Are you hurt?
**[05:39] Yuzuki**
I'm really sorry. The cart tipped over.
**[05:44] Yuzuki**
Um, can you stand?
**[05:47] Yuzuki**
Are you in any pain?
**[05:50] Yuzuki**
What should I do?
I guess I should call an ambulance.
**[05:55] Akemitsu**
There's no problem.
**[05:56] Akemitsu**
I'm totally fine.
**[05:59] Yuzuki**
Wait!
**[06:01] Akemitsu**
*Crap, crap, crap!*
**[06:03] Akemitsu**
*This can't be real! No way!*
**[06:05] Akemitsu**
*This can't happen! Not to me!*
**[06:22] Akemitsu**
*She's cute...*
**[06:30] Coach**
Last lap!
**[06:32] Man A**
Should we enjoy the view again today?
**[06:35] Man B**
Sounds good.
**[06:40] Man B**
Huh? Akagami?
**[06:41] Akemitsu**
So sexy...
**[06:44] Man A**
We're gonna go to another mixer.
**[06:46] Man B**
You're not coming, right?
**[06:52] Akemitsu**
I'll go.
**[06:53] Boy A**
Seriously?! What about your lectures?
**[06:55] Akemitsu**
I'll skip.
**[06:56] Boy B**
And your job?
**[06:56] Akemitsu**
I'll skip.
**[06:59] All**
Cheers!
**[07:05] Akemitsu**
*What am I doing?!*
**[07:08] Akemitsu**
*I can't believe I fell in love at first sight!*
**[07:10] Akemitsu**
*Not only do my feelings grow day by day,*
**[07:12] Akemitsu**
* but I'm assaulted by waves of desire*
* like water breaking through a dam!*
**[07:16] Akemitsu**
*I even ended up getting fired from my job!*
***SIGN*** Fired
for
skipping
work
**[07:18] Sign**
m 0 0 l 65 0 l 65 100 l 0 100
**[07:18] Akemitsu**
*I'm about to fail my classes, too!*
**[07:21] Sign**
m 0 0 l 65 0 l 65 100 l 0 100
***SIGN*** Failing
for
skipping
class
**[07:22] Akemitsu**
*So this is the curse of the Akagami family?!*
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 65 0 l 65 100 l 0 100
***SIGN*** Not
a
curse
***SIGN*** Incoming
Call
**[07:29] Akemitsu**
Hello? A mixer? Yeah, I'll be there.
**[07:33] Akemitsu**
Wait, no!
**[07:35] Akemitsu**
There's only one option left.
***SIGN*** Registrar
***SIGN*** Leave of Absence
**[07:44] Registrar**
Are you serious?
**[07:46] Akemitsu**
Yes.
**[07:48] Registrar**
* You're renouncing the world to become a monk?*
* Do you have connections to a temple?*
**[07:52] Akemitsu**
* When I discussed the idea with my uncle,*
* who's a former priest, he lent me a stole.*
**[07:56] Registrar**
* I feel like there are other ways*
* to overcome your desires.*
**[08:00] Akemitsu**
* Distancing yourself from the secular world*
* is the best way to retrain yourself.*
***SIGN*** Mikazuki
Temple
***SIGN*** Mikazuki Temple
**[08:08] Akemitsu**
*This is it.*
**[08:10] Akemitsu**
* I'll become a monk at this temple my uncle*
* referred me to, one closed off to women.*
**[08:17] Akemitsu**
*Now I won't be led astray.*
**[08:23] Akemitsu**
Pardon me!
**[08:27] Akemitsu**
Pardon me!
**[08:30] Yuzuki**
Yes?
**[08:36] Yuzuki**
Can I help you?
**[08:39] Yuzuki**
Huh?
**[08:41] Yuzuki**
Um, excuse me...
**[08:44] Yuzuki**
What kind of prank is this?!
**[08:49] Yuzuki**
A stole? Wait, no way...
**[08:56] Yuzuki**
One moment, please!
**[08:59] Akemitsu**
*What's she doing here?*
**[09:02] Akemitsu**
*I thought women weren't allowed here.*
**[09:04] Akemitsu**
*Is she an illusion produced by my desires?*
**[09:07] Yuzuki**
Thank you for waiting.
**[09:10] Yuzuki**
Ouch...
**[09:14] Yuzuki**
Excuse me. I was in a hurry.
***SIGN*** SPARKLE
***SIGN*** SPARKLE
***SIGN*** SPARKLE
***SIGN*** SPARKLE
**[09:20] Yuzuki**
Thank you for coming all this way.
**[09:22] Yuzuki**
My name is Aoba Yuzuki.
**[09:27] Yuzuki**
Um, where are you going?
**[09:36] Yuzuki**
Are you all right?
**[09:41] Yuzuki**
Huh?
**[09:43] Akemitsu**
*No, no! Anything but that!*
**[09:46] Akemitsu**
*I'm in no condition to resist right now!*
**[09:48] Yuzuki**
I-I'm sorry. My clothes...
**[09:50] Akemitsu**
*Don't look! I must leave here right away!*
**[09:53] Akemitsu**
*Right away... I must... I...*
**[09:57] Akemitsu**
I love you! Please marry me!
**[10:03] Yuzuki**
What?
***SIGN*** Life has its ups and downs.
**[10:14] Yuzuki**
Here you are.
**[10:15] Akemitsu**
Thank you.
**[10:24] Akemitsu**
*What's going on here?*
**[10:26] Akemitsu**
*Why are we having tea?*
**[10:27] Akemitsu**
* I thought joining a temple*
* would look more like...*
**[10:31] Akemitsu**
Please let me join the temple!
**[10:32] Monk**
Get out of here!
**[10:33] Yuzuki**
I'm sorry. The head priest
isn't here right now.
**[10:37] Akemitsu**
I see.
**[10:38] Yuzuki**
I was told you'd be coming tomorrow.
**[10:42] Akemitsu**
* I see. So there was a*
* miscommunication with my uncle.*
***SIGN*** Uncle
**[10:45] Yuzuki**
So, um...
**[10:48] Akemitsu**
*Either way, what's she doing here?*
**[10:52] Yuzuki**
What are your interests?
**[10:53] Akemitsu**
*A question?*
**[10:55] Akemitsu**
*Is this an admission test?*
***SIGN*** Pass or Fail
**[10:57] Akemitsu**
* Did they invite a woman to a place where*
* women are prohibited to gauge my reaction?*
**[11:02] Akemitsu**
*This is bad. Really bad.*
**[11:05] Akemitsu**
* I proposed to her seconds*
* after arriving at the temple.*
**[11:07] Akemitsu**
*I'm surely going to fail.*
**[11:11] Yuzuki**
I-Is something wrong?
**[11:14] Akemitsu**
*She's so cute.*
**[11:17] Yuzuki**
What are you doing?!
**[11:19] Akemitsu**
Forgive me, but I'm experiencing
some worldly desires.
**[11:22] Akemitsu**
Where is your restroom?
**[11:24] Yuzuki**
It's out the door and to the left.
**[11:30] Akemitsu**
*Crap, crap, crap. What should I do?*
**[11:35] Akemitsu**
*What a magnificent yard.*
**[11:42] Akemitsu**
*Is it down there?*
**[11:46] Akemitsu**
Are you stuck down there?
**[11:52] Akemitsu**
It's too deep to reach.
**[12:03] Yuzuki**
Hello, Kiki-san?
**[12:05] Yuzuki**
What's the matter?
Well, the man I'm supposed to meet
**[12:09] Yuzuki**
arrived a day early for some reason.
**[12:12] Yuzuki**
This is my first arranged marriage meeting.
**[12:14] Yuzuki**
He actually asked me to marry
him as soon as he got here.
**[12:18] Yuzuki**
You're supposed to be the intermediary, right?
**[12:20] Yuzuki**
Get back here and help me.
**[12:22] Kiki**
Hang on. What are you talking about?
**[12:25] Kiki**
* The man you're supposed to meet*
* is sitting next to me right now.*
**[12:30] Yuzuki**
What? Then who is he?
**[12:33] Kiki**
*Yuzuki, hello? Yuzuki?*
**[12:36] Tsukuyo**
I'm back.
**[12:38] Yuzuki**
Tsukuyo.
**[12:40] Tsukuyo**
Yuzu-nee, was your arranged
marriage meeting today?
**[12:43] Tsukuyo**
I was hoping to spy on you.
**[12:46] Yuzuki**
A malevolent ghost appeared.
**[12:48] Tsukuyo**
What?
**[12:49] Yuzuki**
Or perhaps he's a type of spirit.
**[12:52] Tsukuyo**
What are you talking about? Those don't... exist...
**[12:57] Akemitsu**
Help me...
**[13:07] Yuzuki**
Tsukuyo, run!
**[13:12] Akemitsu**
An ambulance...
**[13:23] Yuzuki**
Ghost, begone!
**[13:28] Yuzuki**
This way!
**[13:33] Tsukuyo**
Wh-Wh-Wh-What is that thing?!
**[13:35] Yuzuki**
I told you! That's the malevolent ghost!
**[13:40] Akemitsu**
No! You've got the wrong idea!
**[13:43] Kurage**
Where have you been?
**[13:47] Kurage**
Oh, Onee-cha—
**[13:48] Yuzuki**
Kurage!
**[13:50] Tsukuyo**
Run!
**[14:06] Mia**
Kagura, my brush.
**[14:08] Kagura**
Yes, Mia-san.
**[14:12] Kagura**
Mia-san, what is this?
***SIGN*** Nozawa Masako
**[14:15] Mia**
It's read "Yamato nadeshiko."
**[14:17] Mia**
It's a title granted to true
gentlewomen who live stalwartly
**[14:21] Mia**
in the tumultuous industry of voice acting.
**[14:24] Kagura**
Oh...
**[14:25] Mia**
We should strive to be like her.
**[14:29] Mia**
What's all this noise?
**[14:37] Mia**
Wh-What's going o—
**[14:43] Mia**
Who is this guy?!
**[14:44] Kagura**
Oh, my.
**[14:45] Mia**
Move! Get off of me!
**[14:47] Akemitsu**
I must resolve this misunderstanding...
**[14:48] Mia**
Kagura, don't just watch! Help me!
**[14:50] Kagura**
Hilarious.
**[14:52] Mia**
This is hardly a laughing matter!
**[14:56] Yuzuki**
Was that Mia's voice?
**[14:58] Tsukuyo**
What should we do?
The ghost is claiming more victims.
**[15:02] Tsukuyo**
And we left Kurage behind!
**[15:04] Yuzuki**
It seemed to ignore Kurage.
**[15:07] Tsukuyo**
Then why is it coming after us?
**[15:10] Tsukuyo**
What makes us different from Kurage?
**[15:13] Yuzuki**
Different?
**[15:15] Tsukuyo**
That ghost is a total perv!
**[15:25] Yuzuki**
* If he was a real ghost, that drop kick*
* would've passed right through him.*
**[15:30] Akemitsu**
* I'm sure they'll understand*
* once I talk to them.*
**[15:46] Akemitsu**
No, wait. I...
**[15:50] Akemitsu**
*She really is cute, damn it.*
***SIGN*** Mikazuki Temple
**[16:00] Kiki**
A pervert? Now that's just perfect.
**[16:04] Kiki**
So he was under the impression that this place
was the temple his uncle referred him to.
**[16:08] Kiki**
And when you saw his stole,
**[16:10] Yuzuki**
you thought the monk you were supposed
to meet came a day early.
**[16:15] Yuzuki**
Yes.
**[16:16] Kiki**
Now who's responsible for this?
**[16:19] Yuzuki**
*You* forgot to tell me someone
was coming to the temple.
**[16:24] Kiki**
And *you* mistook him for
the man you're meeting.
**[16:27] Yuzuki**
I didn't think I'd need to look at his photo!
**[16:31] Kiki**
His uncle's partially to blame, too.
***SIGN*** No Men Allowed
**[16:33] Kiki**
He told his nephew to come here without
realizing it'd been converted to a nunnery.
**[16:39] Akemitsu**
A nunnery?
**[16:41] Yuzuki**
I-I know it was a misunderstanding,
**[16:44] Yuzuki**
but I'm truly sorry about the
drop kick and palm heel strike!
**[16:48] Akemitsu**
Don't worry about that.
**[16:51] Akemitsu**
Who are these people?
**[16:54] Yuzuki**
Well, you know, even if it was an accident,
**[16:56] Yuzuki**
there are some things a lady should never do.
**[16:59] Kiki**
Okay, why don't we do this?
**[17:01] Kiki**
We'll agree you're both at fault,
and he'll train here as a monk for a while.
**[17:07] All**
What?!
**[17:09] Tsukuyo**
Are you serious, Kiki-san?
**[17:11] Yuzuki**
This is a nunnery.
**[17:13] Kiki**
Just take down the sign
that says men aren't allowed.
**[17:15] Yuzuki**
Just like that?
**[17:17] Kiki**
Are you saying you don't want
a man around for free labor?
**[17:27] Yuzuki**
B-But...
**[17:28] Kiki**
I want to take it easy.
**[17:30] Tsukuyo**
I'm sure you do, but...
**[17:32] Kiki**
Don't fight it, you two.
**[17:35] Akemitsu**
*Huh? Are things starting to go my way?*
**[17:38] Mia**
You expect us to live with this man?
**[17:40] Kagura**
Put that away.
**[17:42] Tsukuyo**
You're in danger, too, Kiki-san!
**[17:44] Tsukuyo**
He's boob-obsessed!
**[17:46] Kiki**
Oh? Let's see.
**[17:49] Tsukuyo**
Don't test him!
**[17:51] Yuzuki**
Do you know what he said to me?!
**[17:53] Yuzuki**
H-He said he lo... loves... loaaah!
**[17:59] All**
Loah?
**[18:00] Akemitsu**
Um... I appreciate the offer, but...
**[18:07] Kiki**
Are you sure?
**[18:09] Akemitsu**
Yes. I wouldn't want to cause any more trouble.
**[18:12] Akemitsu**
Besides...
**[18:16] Akemitsu**
*I doubt she remembers our first meeting.*
**[18:22] Akemitsu**
Goodbye.
**[18:30] Kurage**
Yuzuki-oneechan.
**[18:32] Kurage**
Nyagosuke says it's too bad.
**[18:36] Kurage**
I don't think he's a bad person.
**[18:40] Yuzuki**
Maybe you're right.
**[18:44] Akemitsu**
I missed the last one.
**[18:48] Akemitsu**
What am I doing?
**[18:52] Akemitsu**
What am I going to do now?
**[18:55] Yuzuki**
Really, what *are* you going to do?
**[19:02] Yuzuki**
I knew it.
**[19:05] Yuzuki**
This place is way out in the country,
so the buses stop running early.
**[19:13] Akemitsu**
I-Is there something else you need?
**[19:19] Yui**
Why don't you stay the night?
**[19:22] Akemitsu**
What?
**[19:24] Yuzuki**
I mean, we both made mistakes
that caused trouble for each other,
**[19:28] Yuzuki**
and our place has a lot of space,
given that it's a temple.
**[19:32] Yuzuki**
You still can't live here, though.
**[19:35] Yuzuki**
I'll convince the others, okay?
**[19:39] Akemitsu**
*At least I'm a good judge of character.*
**[19:43] Akemitsu**
Thank you.
**[19:45] Akemitsu**
But I'll do what I can on my own for a bit longer.
**[19:50] Yuzuki**
I see.
**[19:52] Akemitsu**
* I don't want her to become*
* a reason for me to run away.*
**[19:56] Yuzuki**
Anyway, I was so surprised today.
**[20:00] Yuzuki**
How could you say that as soon as we met?
**[20:02] Akemitsu**
I'm sorry. I hope you can forget about that.
**[20:04] Yuzuki**
Forget? That's awful in its own way, too.
**[20:09] Akemitsu**
Sorry.
**[20:10] Yuzuki**
We've only met twice, and you're
already asking me to marry you.
**[20:14] Akemitsu**
*She remembered.*
**[20:17] Yuzuki**
What kind of joke is that?
**[20:24] Yuzuki**
Huh?
**[20:26] Yuzuki**
Wait... You *were* joking, right?
**[20:31] Akemitsu**
Um...
**[20:32] Yuzuki**
Y-Yes?
**[20:34] Akemitsu**
My name...
**[20:36] Yuzuki**
Your name?
**[20:38] Akemitsu**
My name is Akagami Akemitsu.
**[20:42] Yuzuki**
Oh, right. I hadn't gotten your name yet.
**[20:46] Yuzuki**
We're really rushing through things, aren't we?
**[20:57] Yuzuki**
Nice to meet you. I'm Aoba Yuzuki.
**[21:02] Akemitsu**
Nice to meet you.
**[21:06] Yuzuki**
Wait... Akagami?
**[21:09] Yuzuki**
Not... *that* Akagami?
***SIGN*** Mikazuki
Temple
**[21:15] Akemitsu**
I promise I'll do everything in my power
**[21:19] Akemitsu**
to repay the 20 million yen
my father owes you!
**[21:22] Akemitsu**
I'm terribly sorry!
**[21:25] Yuzuki**
Okay, okay. Down, girl.
**[21:28] Tsukuyo**
I can't believe he's the son of the guy
**[21:29] Tuskuyo**
who borrowed money from
our temple and disappeared!
**[21:34] Yuzuki**
Listen, everyone.
***SIGN*** Slave
**[21:36] Yuzuki**
He can't possibly repay that amount right away,
**[21:39] Yuzuki**
but we can't just let him off the hook.
***SIGN*** Slave Trade | Organ Trade
**[21:42] Yuzuki**
So let's come up with a humane
way for him to repay us.
***SIGN*** Slave Trade | Organ Trade
**[21:45] Kagura**
Raise your hands to vote.
**[21:47] Tsukuyo**
Slave trade.
**[21:48] Mia**
Organ trade.
**[21:49] Kurage**
Wouldn't it be best to sell his dignity?
**[21:54] Kurage**
I bet he'd be able to work
for a long, long time.
**[21:56] Yuzuki**
Kurage, what are you talking about?
**[21:58] Yuzuki**
In any case, after much thought,
**[22:00] Yuzuki**
we've decided you'll repay us with your body.
**[22:05] Akemitsu**
What?
**[22:08] Tsukuyo And Mia**
What?!
***SIGN*** Next Time
***SIGN*** Being Pervy Isn't a Bad Thing
**[23:46] Kurage**
Begin by removing your clothes.
**[23:48] Tsukuyo**
Why?
**[23:49] Kurage**
Akagami-san will remove his clothes, too.
**[23:50] Tsukuyo**
Why?
**[23:52] Kurage**
It'll go in once it's wet.
**[23:53] Tsukuyo**
Why?!
**[23:55] Kurage**
Being pervy isn't a bad thing.
# E2 - Being Pervy Isn't a Bad Thing
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GPWUKZNQJ/being-pervy-isnt-a-bad-thing)
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**[00:00] Yuzuki**
We've decided you'll repay us with your body.
**[00:05] Akemitsu**
What?
**[00:07] Tsukuyo And Mia**
What?!
**[00:11] Yuzuki**
Wait, no!
**[00:13] Yuzuki**
I mean you'll pay off your debt
by living and working here!
**[00:16] Tsukuyo**
Did he threaten you, Yuzu-nee?
**[00:19] Mia**
How could someone like you suggest this?
**[00:22] Tsukuyo**
Is he blackmailing you?
**[00:23] Mia**
This is a nunnery, you know!
**[00:27] Yuzuki**
Okay?
**[00:28] Tsukuyo And Mia**
Okay.
**[00:30] Yuzuki**
In that case, Akagami-kun,
I'll show you around the temple.
**[00:34] Akemitsu**
I'd love that!
***SIGN*** Episode 2: Being Pervy Isn't a Bad Thing
**[02:06] Yuzuki**
This is our principal figure.
**[02:09] Akemitsu**
Packing tape?!
**[02:10] Yuzuki**
Broke...
**[02:11] Akemitsu**
What?
**[02:13] Yuzuki**
We're broke...
**[02:16] Akemitsu**
I understand. I'll do everything I can
to repay my debt as quickly as possible.
**[02:21] Akemitsu**
Everything!
**[02:23] Yuzuki**
Great! Thank you!
**[02:25] Yuzuki**
But let's take our time.
**[02:28] Yuzuki**
I don't know why you wanted to join a temple,
**[02:32] Yuzuki**
but I can tell you're serious about it.
**[02:36] Akemitsu**
Aoba-san...
**[02:38] Yuzuki**
Call me Yuzuki.
**[02:40] Yuzuki**
There are lots of Aobas living here.
**[02:42] Akemitsu**
Okay.
**[02:43] Yuzuki**
Let me show you the other areas.
**[02:45] Akemitsu**
Okay.
**[02:47] Tsukuyo**
Something's definitely wrong with Yuzu-nee.
**[02:50] Kurage**
They seem to be getting along.
**[02:52] Tsukuyo**
We'll have to do something about that.
**[02:56] Tsukuyo**
Let's drive that guy out
and open Yuzu-nee's eyes!
**[03:00] Mia**
Yeah!
**[03:02] Kiki**
Then we should go with a seduction strategy.
**[03:06] Tsukuyo**
Kiki-san? What are you doing here?
**[03:10] Kiki**
Sounds like you're up to
something interesting, Tsukuyo.
**[03:14] Kiki**
Here's your strategy.
**[03:15] Kiki**
You'll seduce Akagami, and once
he falls for it, you'll kick him out.
**[03:19] Kiki**
Yuzuki won't be able to object to that.
**[03:22] Tsukuyo**
I see. And who's going to seduce him?
**[03:26] Kiki**
Why, the girl with the sexiest body, of course.
**[03:31] Tsukuyo**
What? Who are you talking about?
**[03:34] Tsukuyo**
Wait, me?!
**[03:37] Tsukuyo**
Wait, wait, wait!
**[03:38] Tsukuyo**
You could do it, Kiki-san!
You have huge breasts!
**[03:41] Kiki**
What are you talking about? I'm a nun.
**[03:44] Tsukuyo**
You only care about that when it suits you.
**[03:46] Mia**
Tsukuyo-san, good luck!
**[03:48] Kagura**
Tsukuyocchi, you've got this.
**[03:50] Tsukuyo**
No, wait...
**[03:51] Kurage**
Tsukuyo-oneechan, you're so sexy and cool.
**[03:53] Tsukuyo**
Huh?!
**[03:54] Tsukuyo**
Wh-What?!
**[04:05] Akemitsu**
* Perfect. I'm nearly back to*
* being who I used to be.*
**[04:09] Akemitsu**
*Yes, my true incorruptible self.*
**[04:13] Yuzuki**
Huh? Akagami-kun, you're up early.
**[04:17] Akemitsu**
Yuzuki-sa—
**[04:20] Yuzuki**
Good morning.
**[04:23] Akemitsu**
Y-Yuzuki-san, you're up early, too.
**[04:26] Yuzuki**
I need to ring the morning bell.
**[04:29] Yuzuki**
It's like our alarm clock around here.
**[04:31] Yuzuki**
See you later.
**[04:35] Akemitsu**
My worldly desires!
**[04:39] Tsukuyo**
*He was totally staring at her tits.*
**[04:42] Tsukuyo**
*I need to find some way to drive him out.*
**[04:46] Akemitsu**
Breakfast is ready, everyone.
**[04:51] Tsukuyo**
*I'll start with a little warm-up.*
**[04:53] Tsukuyo**
*I'll totally trash his cooking.*
**[04:58] Mia**
Let's eat.
**[05:00] Both**
Let's eat.
**[05:03] Tsukuyo**
*It's so good!*
**[05:06] Tsukuyo**
* What the heck? He's a*
* better cook than any of us!*
**[05:10] Tuskuyo**
*Oh, man, I wish I could eat this every day.*
**[05:13] Akemitsu**
I'm glad you seem to like it.
**[05:20] Akemitsu**
* The skills I acquired learning to*
* be independent are paying off.*
**[05:24] Akemitsu**
* I lost my composure a little earlier,*
* but she's right. There's no need to rush.*
**[05:30] Tsukuyo**
Hey, you.
**[05:31] Akemitsu**
Can I... help...
**[05:37] Tsukuyo**
*Wow, he's totally distracted by them.*
**[05:40] Tsukuyo**
*I knew this perv loved breasts.*
**[05:43] Tsukuyo**
I've got another job for you, manservant.
**[05:47] Akemitsu**
Sure.
**[05:49] Akemitsu**
What is this?
**[05:50] Tsukuyo**
Work clothes for temple monks.
**[05:52] Tsukuyo**
You'll wear that while you work.
**[05:55] Tsukuyo**
*Yeah, no. Those are summer clothes.*
**[05:57] Tsukuyo**
* The material is thin,*
* and it doesn't come with shoes.*
**[06:00] Tsukuyo**
* Wearing that in November*
* at this temple will be hell.*
**[06:03] Tsukuyo**
*He'll run away before—*
**[06:05] Akemitsu**
Thank you, Miss Second Daughter!
**[06:06] Tsukuyo**
Wha?!
**[06:07] Akemitsu**
So this is what this temple's monks wear!
**[06:08] Tsukuyo**
*Why is he so happy?*
**[06:10] Tsukuyo**
*And "Second Daughter"?*
**[06:12] Tsukuyo**
In any case, get to work.
You can start by cleaning.
**[06:16] Akemitsu**
Got it!
**[06:17] Akemitsu**
I already finished cleaning!
**[06:19] Tsukuyo**
Whoa, you really did! It's so clean!
**[06:21] Tsukuyo**
But there's also the bath,
the toilet, the graves—
**[06:26] Akemitsu**
Of course!
**[06:27] Tsukuyo**
That should've taken all day!
***SIGN*** Temple Account Software MUZUI
**[06:30] Tsukuyo**
Okay, this is next.
**[06:32] Tsukuyo**
Administrative work should be—
**[06:34] Akemitsu**
There's an accounting error here.
**[06:36] Tsukuyo**
What? No way.
**[06:38] Tsukuyo**
Where?
**[06:39] Akemitsu**
Right here.
**[06:40] Tsukuyo**
Oh.
**[06:41] Akemitsu**
You just do this, and...
**[06:43] Tsukuyo**
Wow, how'd you do that?
**[06:46] Tsukuyo**
Wait, no!
**[06:50] Tsukuyo**
In that case...
**[06:55] Kiki**
Tsukuyo asked me to train you.
**[06:59] Kiki**
Sorry, but we don't have a waterfall.
**[07:02] Akemitsu**
No problem.
**[07:04] Akemitsu**
*So this is waterfall meditation. It's so cold.*
**[07:08] Akemitsu**
*C-Can I withstand this?*
**[07:11] Tsukuyo**
If you can't take it anymore, just say so.
**[07:14] Tsukuyo**
There's no point in being stubborn.
**[07:16] Akemitsu**
*No! I shall endure!*
**[07:18] Yuzuki**
I'm home.
**[07:20] Yuzuki**
Wait, what are you doing?!
**[07:26] Akemitsu**
*Yuzuki-san in a school uniform?*
**[07:30] Akemitsu**
* What's this? The warmth*
* is returning to my body.*
**[07:33] Akemitsu**
* The pain I felt a moment ago*
* has completely vanished.*
**[07:36] Akemitsu**
*Could this be...*
**[07:38] Akemitsu**
Enlightenment?
**[07:39] Akemitsu**
I did it! Yeah!
**[07:43] Yuzuki**
What's gotten into you, Akagami-kun?
**[07:44] Yuzuki**
You need to take a bath and warm up.
**[07:47] Akemitsu**
Thank you!
**[07:49] Akemitsu**
Finally... Finally, I...
**[07:50] Tsukuyo**
How can I make him leave?
**[07:51] Yuzuki**
Okay, okay. Just go take a bath.
**[07:52] Kiki**
I guess there's only one option, huh, Tsukuyo?
**[07:53] Akemitsu**
O-Okay!
**[07:58] Akemitsu**
*Today was such a good day.*
**[08:00] Akemitsu**
* Both my work and my search for*
* enlightenment are going well.*
**[08:03] Akemitsu**
* I hope I've managed to repay*
* some of Yuzuki-san's kindness.*
**[08:09] Akemitsu**
*I shouldn't stay in the bath too long.*
**[08:11] Akemitsu**
*I need to get ready for dinner.*
**[08:23] Akemitsu**
Excuse me!
**[08:28] Akemitsu**
I'm sorry... What's...
**[08:32] Akemitsu**
*Wh-Why is she taking off her clothes?!*
**[08:34] Akemitsu**
* Calm down. Review the situation,*
* Akagami Akemitsu.*
**[08:40] Akemitsu**
*It's no use! I don't understand!*
**[08:42] Akemitsu**
*What's going on here?!*
**[08:46] Tsukuyo**
* I started undressing too soon!*
* I must be stupid!*
**[08:49] Tsukuyo**
*Only nymphos suddenly strip off their clothes!*
**[08:52] Tsukuyo**
* My clothes were supposed to accidentally*
* slip off, and Yuzu-nee would show up to see it.*
**[08:57] Tsukuyo**
* Her mind would go blank once*
* she saw him naked, and then...*
**[09:02] Tsukuyo**
* In any case, I need to do*
* something about this situation.*
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 166 0 l 166 50 l 0 50
***SIGN*** Yuzu-nee, come to the
bath in five minutes.
**[09:05] Tsukuyo**
*I need to make it look*
**[09:06] Tsukuyo**
* like Akagami is forcing himself on me*
* by the time Yuzu-nee shows up.*
**[09:10] Tsukuyo**
* If I show a little more skin,*
* he should force himself on me...*
**[09:15] Tsukuyo**
* No, I can't do it! Any more,*
* and they'll be exposed!*
**[09:18] Tsukuyo**
*Then I'd really be a nympho!*
**[09:20] Akemitsu**
Um, excuse me...
**[09:25] Akemitsu**
Watch out!
**[09:34] Akemitsu**
Miss Second Daughter, are you hur—
**[09:38] Yuzuki**
Tsukuyo! What happened?
I heard a really loud...
**[09:44] Tsukuyo**
L-Listen, I, uh... I didn't mean
to let things get this far!
**[09:48] Tsukuyo**
*Wait, what? Why am I making excuses?*
**[09:52] Tsukuyo**
*One way or another, hasn't my plan succeeded?*
**[09:56] Yuzuki**
Akagami-kun.
**[09:57] Akemitsu**
Yes?
**[09:59] Yuzuki**
Could you leave, please?
**[10:03] Akemitsu**
Okay.
**[10:05] Tsukuyo**
Huh?
**[10:08] Tsukuyo**
What?
**[10:11] Tsukuyo**
What?
**[10:12] Mia**
I'm impressed, Tsukuyo-san.
**[10:14] Mia**
You took the initiative and successfully
carried out the seduction strategy.
**[10:18] Kagura**
We knew you could do it, Tsukuyocchi.
**[10:20] Kurage**
You make a cool nympho, Tsukuyo-oneechan.
**[10:23] Tsukuyo**
Kurage, you've been paying me
weird compliments since yesterday.
**[10:26] Mia**
How exactly did you do it?
**[10:30] Tsukuyo**
*Like I could tell them!*
**[10:32] Mia**
Now we've successfully driven off that man.
**[10:36] Tsukuyo**
*We drove him off, huh?*
**[10:38] Tsukuyo**
*So why don't I feel good about it?*
**[10:43] Tsukuyo**
Yuzu-nee.
**[10:46] Tsukuyo**
Huh?
**[10:48] Tsukuyo**
Hey, Yuzu-nee.
**[10:50] Tsukuyo**
Yuzu-nee...
**[10:52] Tsukuyo**
*No, this doesn't make sense.*
**[10:54] Tsukuyo**
* I'd understand her avoiding Akagami,*
* but why is she avoiding me?*
**[10:58] Tsukuyo**
Yuzu-nee!
**[11:01] Tsukuyo**
Why are you avoiding me?
**[11:02] Yuzuki**
No... Stay away from me, Tsukuyo!
**[11:04] Tsukuyo**
What?
**[11:05] Tsukuyo**
Don't you think that's kinda mean?
**[11:07] Tsukuyo**
It's a little awkward for me, too,
but you don't have to ignore me...
**[11:08] Yuzuki**
D-Don't...
**[11:12] Tsukuyo**
Yuzu-nee?
**[11:13] Yuzuki**
It's not like that!
**[11:14] Yuzuki**
Looking at your face reminds me of what I saw.
**[11:16] Tsukuyo**
Reminds you of what?
**[11:18] Yuzuki**
Akagami-kun's naked body.
**[11:20] Yuzuki**
Rather, a certain part of his body!
**[11:26] Tsukuyo**
Yuzu-nee, you perv.
**[11:29] Yuzuki**
Perv?!
**[11:30] Yuzuki**
You're the pervert! I heard
about your "seduction strategy."
**[11:34] Tsukuyo**
What? How do you know about that?
**[11:36] Yuzuki**
Huh? Kiki-san told me about it.
**[11:39] Tsukuyo**
That damn nun!
**[11:42] Tsukuyo**
Yuzu-nee, why did you let
Akagami join our temple?
**[11:47] Yuzuki**
Did you not like it?
**[11:48] Tsukuyo**
It's not that I don't. It just doesn't make
sense for a man to work at a nunnery.
**[11:54] Yuzuki**
I don't totally get it either,
**[11:57] Yuzuki**
but I thought it's what Mom would've done.
**[12:02] Tsukuyo**
You're right.
**[12:03] Yuzuki**
Right? "Let anyone who wants to join join."
**[12:07] Tsukuyo**
Regardless of gender. Yeah, that sounds like her.
**[12:11] Yuzuki**
And Akagami-kun seemed really frustrated, too.
**[12:16] Yuzuki**
He really seemed to want to change himself.
**[12:19] Yuzuki**
Frustration is a sign of earnestness.
**[12:23] Yuzuki**
I've only seen a little bit of him,
but Akagami-kun is so easy to read.
**[12:29] Tsukuyo**
*Was I really looking at him fairly?*
**[12:34] Tsukuyo**
Aw, man. I'm no match for you, Yuzu-nee.
**[12:38] Tsukuyo**
*Come to think of it, he was helping me.*
**[12:44] Yuzuki**
So, Tsukuyo, should we go explain
the situation to Akagami-kun?
**[12:48] Kiki**
Akagami just packed his things and left.
**[12:54] Tsukuyo And Yuzuki**
What?
***SIGN*** She who hurts another hurts herself.
**[13:00] Akemitsu**
There's no way I can face her now.
**[13:04] (Flashback) Yuzuki**
Akagami-kun.
**[13:05] (Flashback) Yuzuki**
Could you leave, please?
**[13:08] Akemitsu**
*Before I disgrace myself any further,*
***SIGN*** Temple
Police
Box
**[13:13] Akemitsu**
*I should turn myself in.*
**[13:14] Akemitsu**
Yes, a girl I live with peeped
on me in the bath earlier
**[13:18] Akemitsu**
and began removing her
clothes for some reason.
**[13:21] Akemitsu**
I accidentally kissed her while she
was doing that, so I came here.
**[13:26] Police**
Don't come back.
**[13:28] Akemitsu**
*Why?*
**[13:29] Akemitsu**
* I have no choice.*
* I guess I'll return to my old place.*
**[13:33] Manager**
Huh? A new tenant has already moved in.
**[13:37] Akemitsu**
What? But what about my things?
**[13:40] Manager**
I threw them out.
**[13:45] Akemitsu**
*Being homeless is no big deal.*
**[13:50] Akemitsu**
*I hope they're eating properly.*
**[13:53] Akemitsu**
* No, they'll be fine as long*
* as Yuzuki-san's around.*
**[13:57] Akemitsu**
* Though she seems sheltered at first glance,*
* she's actually a dependable woman.*
**[14:02] Akemitsu**
*She was even up early this morning to...*
**[14:07] Akemitsu**
*Am I having worldly thoughts? No, impossible.*
**[14:10] Akemitsu**
* Now that I've achieved enlightenment,*
* I don't experience worldly desires.*
**[14:13] Akemitsu**
* Yes, it was the second daughter's training*
* that helped me achieve enlightenment.*
**[14:18] Akemitsu**
*She's beautiful, strong-willed,*
**[14:19] Akemitsu**
* and seems like she must interact*
* with the opposite sex a lot.*
**[14:22] Akemitsu**
*That said, she was surely shocked by...*
**[14:26] Akemitsu**
*Why do I keep experiencing worldly desires?!*
**[14:29] Akemitsu**
* I thought I achieved enlightenment*
* by meditating under that waterfall!*
**[14:34] Akemitsu**
* I should at least repay my debt,*
* even if it costs me my life!*
***SIGN*** Testicle
90,000
***SIGN*** Eyes 30,000
***SIGN*** We will buy your
precious assets at
a high price!
***SIGN*** What?! They're
that valuable?!
***SIGN*** Say BYE-BYE to Debt by Selling Your Organs
***SIGN*** Expected value of
Akagami-kun's organs
18,900,000 yen
***SIGN*** Akagami-kun's Debt
***SIGN*** 20,000,000 yen
**[14:40] Akemitsu**
* Am I truly incapable of*
* accomplishing anything alone?*
**[14:50] Yuzuki**
What are you doing?!
**[14:53] Yuzuki**
It's the middle of winter! You'll die!
**[14:56] Yuzuki**
Akagami-kun? Look at me!
**[14:59] Yuzuki**
Why won't you look at me?
**[15:01] Akemitsu**
*Because it's too tempting!*
**[15:03] Yuzuki**
Unbelievable. Why did you
suddenly leave the temple?
**[15:07] Akemitsu**
Huh? Well, because you told me to.
**[15:11] Yuzuki**
Huh?
**[15:13] Yuzuki**
I meant the bath!
I asked you to leave the bath!
**[15:17] Akemitsu**
The bath?
**[15:18] Yuzuki**
Listen to me, Akagami-kun.
**[15:20] Yuzuki**
You're still just a child.
You should rely on others more.
**[15:23] Yuzuki**
The bath incident could've been
resolved just by explaining the situation.
**[15:28] Akemitsu**
Oh...
**[15:29] Yuzuki**
You can rely on me more.
**[15:31] Yuzuki**
You're new to your training,
and you're just a child.
**[15:35] Yuzuki**
How old are you, Akagami-kun?
**[15:37] Akemitsu**
I'm twenty-one.
**[15:39] Yuzuki**
Oh.
**[15:40] Yuzuki**
So you're older than me.
**[15:42] Yuzuki**
I'm Aoba Yuzuki, seventeen years old.
**[15:45] Akemitsu**
How very polite of you.
**[15:47] Yuzuki**
You're a full-fledged adult,
so you should rely on others more!
**[15:51] Akemitsu**
Huh?!
**[15:53] Yuzuki**
And if you don't know how to do that,
**[15:58] Yuzuki**
then you can count on me
to teach you that, too.
**[16:08] Akemitsu**
*Yuzuki-san...*
**[16:09] Akemitsu**
* I had my suspicions,*
* but she truly is a meathead!*
**[16:13] Yuzuki**
Akagami-kun.
**[16:15] Akemitsu**
Yes?
**[16:16] Yuzuki**
The first key to achieving enlightenment is...
**[16:19] Yuzuki**
No one should live alone.
**[16:24] Yuzuki**
Now that you've come to our temple,
I won't let you live alone.
**[16:28] Yuzuki**
Tsukuyo, what do you think?
**[16:29] Akemitsu**
What?
**[16:31] Akemitsu**
Miss Second Daughter?
**[16:35] Tsukuyo**
Sorry.
**[16:36] Tsukuyo**
I'm sorry for tricking you.
**[16:39] Tsukuyo**
I'm sorry for assuming you weren't serious.
**[16:41] Akemitsu**
No, I'm sorry for looking at your breasts...
and squeezing them... and knocking you ove—
**[16:45] Tsukuyo**
Stop talking, idiot!
**[16:47] Akemitsu**
Right! I'm sorry!
**[16:51] Tsukuyo**
Let's go home, Akagami.
**[16:53] Tsukuyo**
I'm hungry.
**[16:54] Akemitsu**
Got it.
**[16:55] Tsukuyo**
Akagami, your hand.
**[17:02] Akemitsu**
What?
***SIGN*** Kissing Fee
***SIGN*** 5,000,000 yen
***SIGN*** Aoba Tsukuyo
**[17:03] Tsukuyo**
That was my first.
**[17:06] Tsukuyo**
You'd better take responsibility for that.
**[17:08] Akemitsu**
For real?!
**[17:12] Yuzuki**
We're back.
**[17:14] Mia**
Welcome back.
**[17:15] Yuzuki**
It's so cold.
**[17:16] Akemitsu**
I've just returned.
**[17:18] Akemitsu**
Please allow me to rejoin your temple.
**[17:21] Tsukuyo**
Whatever, just get inside.
**[17:24] Mia**
Ts-Tsukuyo-san? What's he still doing here?
**[17:28] Tsukuyo**
Oh, you know. I figured it'd be
all right if he just lived here.
**[17:32] Akemitsu**
Thank you.
**[17:35] Tsukuyo**
Mia?!
**[17:38] Akemitsu**
What's wrong with her?
**[17:39] Tsukuyo**
She's got issues.
**[17:41] Yuzuki**
More importantly, let's take
a bath. Tsukuyo, join me.
**[17:45] Akemitsu**
That's right! Your clothes are
see-through from the rain—
***SIGN*** No, they're not!
***SIGN*** No, they're not!
**[17:48] Tsukuyo**
Don't mind me.
**[17:50] Tsukuyo**
And call me Tsukuyo.
That nickname you use is weird.
**[17:55] Akemitsu**
U-Understood.
**[17:58] Kurage**
Welcome back, Tsukuyo-oneechan.
**[18:01] Tsukuyo**
Kurage.
**[18:02] Kurage**
Akagami-san, you're back, too.
**[18:05] Akemitsu**
Embarrassingly, yes, Miss Third Daughter.
**[18:08] Tsukuyo**
Kurage is "Miss Third Daughter" now?
**[18:11] Kurage**
Yuzuki-oneechan said she'd
wait for you in the bath.
**[18:14] Tsukuyo**
Well, not like there's any rush.
**[18:17] Tsukuyo**
She's normally so level-headed.
What's got her so excited?
**[18:21] Kurage**
Yeah, she used to be stupider.
**[18:26] Kurage**
She was carefree, impulsive,
**[18:29] Kurage**
and wouldn't have a thought in her head
even when she seemed to be thinking.
**[18:31] Tsukuyo**
Kurage, stop.
**[18:34] Tsukuyo**
Maybe Yuzu-nee wasn't as
sharp as she is now, but...
**[18:38] Kurage**
Useless?
**[18:39] Tsukuyo**
Useless, huh?
**[18:41] Tsukuyo**
Yeah, you're really starting
to give me a headache.
**[18:44] Akemitsu**
You mustn't say that, Miss Third Daughter.
**[18:46] Akemitsu**
You shouldn't speak about your sister that way.
**[18:49] Tsukuyo**
Yeah, that's right.
**[18:50] Akemitsu**
Yuzuki-san is simply a meathead.
**[18:53] Tsukuyo**
You'd better watch yourself, too.
**[18:55] Yuzuki**
Tsukuyo, hurry up!
**[18:58] Tsukuyo**
Okay, Yuzu-nee.
**[19:00] Tsukuyo**
I'm really off my game these days.
**[19:02] Kurage**
Tsukuyo-oneechan's a little
bit in love with her sister.
**[19:05] Akemitsu**
Well, would you look at the time?
**[19:08] Akemitsu**
Miss Third Daughter, I'm going
to make dinner. Would you—
**[19:12] Kurage**
I'll help.
**[19:15] Akemitsu**
Anyway, when you said earlier that
Yuzuki-san used to be dumb and useless...
**[19:21] Kurage**
It's true.
**[19:22] Akemitsu**
I can't imagine it.
**[19:24] Kurage**
Of course not. You've only just met her.
**[19:28] Akemitsu**
I suppose you're right.
**[19:29] Akemitsu**
*But I really want to know!*
**[19:32] Akemitsu**
* No, that's ridiculous. It'd be*
* an invasion of her privacy.*
**[19:35] Akemitsu**
*But then again...*
**[19:37] Akemitsu**
* There's seventeen years of Yuzuki-san*
* that I don't know yet.*
**[19:41] Akemitsu**
And I want to learn everything
as soon as possible!
**[19:43] Kurage**
You want to spy on them in the bath?
**[19:45] Akemitsu**
Where did that come from?
**[19:46] Kurage**
You said you wanted to know everything.
**[19:49] Akemitsu**
I accidentally said that out loud!
**[19:51] Akemitsu**
No, I didn't mean anything so insolent by that.
**[19:54] Akemitsu**
Besides, this is a temple. Such insolence
would be punishable by death.
**[19:58] Kurage**
Being pervy isn't a bad thing.
**[20:02] Akemitsu**
Wh-Why not?
**[20:04] Kurage**
Because you're human.
**[20:05] Akemitsu**
Because I'm human?
**[20:07] Kurage**
Even the Buddha has children.
**[20:10] Kurage**
I'm the child of a monk, too.
**[20:13] Kurage**
In other words, a man and a woman had—
**[20:14] Akemitsu**
Stop, Miss Third Daughter.
**[20:16] Kurage**
Yuzuki-oneechan is probably pervy, too.
**[20:20] Akemitsu**
Wha—
**[20:21] Kurage**
A closet perv.
**[20:23] Akemitsu**
Closet?
**[20:24] Kurage**
So I don't think she'd be mad
if you peeped on her.
**[20:27] Akemitsu**
No, wait. That logic doesn't make sense.
**[20:30] Akemitsu**
*Th-This girl...*
**[20:32] Akemitsu**
* She's so innocent,*
* but that makes her so dangerous!*
**[20:36] Akemitsu**
Uh, um...
**[20:39] Kurage**
I'm joking.
**[20:40] Akemitsu**
Eh?
**[20:41] Kurage**
Teasing people like this used
to be Yuzuki-oneechan's job.
**[20:46] Kurage**
But ever since then, she's been perfect.
**[20:51] Kurage**
Tsukuyo-oneechan started
growing up little by little, too.
**[20:57] Kurage**
But since you showed up,
they've been acting a little dumb again.
**[21:02] Kurage**
I like them better when they're dumb.
**[21:05] Kurage**
So I'm glad you came back.
**[21:10] Kurage**
Thank you.
**[21:14] Akemitsu**
*What a nice girl!*
**[21:16] Akemitsu**
You don't need to thank me!
**[21:19] Kurage**
So to thank you, I'll show you.
**[21:23] Akemitsu**
What?
**[21:24] Kurage**
Everything about them.
**[21:26] Akemitsu**
No, wait! Miss Third Daughter!
**[21:28] Akemitsu**
Stop!
**[21:29] Kurage**
Twirl.
**[21:46] Yuzuki**
You shouldn't tease Akagami-kun so much.
**[21:50] Kurage**
Okay.
**[21:52] Akemitsu**
Do you understand,
Miss Third Daughter? No pervy stuff.
**[21:58] Mia**
You seem to be having fun.
**[22:00] Mia**
However!
**[22:02] Mia**
This temple has fallen into depravity
because of you, Akagami!
***SIGN*** Next Time
I'll Castrate You
**[23:45] Tsukuyo**
Akagami saw something
that would embarrass any girl.
**[23:48] Yuzuki**
What? You mean...
**[23:50] Tsukuyo**
He saw me lick off the
ice cream stuck to the lid.
**[23:52] Yuzuki**
Oh, you had me worried. I thought
you were talking about something else.
**[23:56] Tsukuyo**
Besides that, all he saw was my chest.
**[23:58] Yuzuki**
Akagami-kun?!
# E3 - I'll Castrate You
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G2XU04X2V/ill-castrate-you)
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**[00:00] Mia**
Bring it on, Akagami!
**[00:03] Mia**
Since you've already beaten
Yuzuki-san and Tsukuyo-san...
**[00:06] Yuzuki And Tsukuyo**
What?
**[00:07] Mia**
I shall save this temple!
**[00:10] Yuzuki**
Mia, you seem confused.
**[00:13] Mia**
Don't worry. I'm long past
asking Akagami to move out.
**[00:17] Mia**
Akagami, should you lose our duel...
**[00:22] Mia**
I'll castrate you.
**[00:26] Akemitsu**
C-Castrate?
**[00:30] Akemitsu**
So that's an option?!
**[00:31] Yuzuki**
What? You're on board with that?!
**[02:04] Yuzuki**
Akagami-kun, look after things while I'm gone.
***SIGN*** Episode 3: I'll Castrate You
**[02:07] Akemitsu**
Got it.
**[02:08] Yuzuki**
Try to get along with Mia.
**[02:11] Akemitsu**
Got it.
**[02:12] Kurage**
What does "castrate" mean?
**[02:15] Tsukuyo**
Don't worry about that, Kurage.
**[02:17] Yuzuki**
You can work it out with your fists.
**[02:21] Akemitsu**
Got it!
**[02:27] Yuzuki**
Well, we're off.
**[02:30] Akemitsu**
Be careful.
**[02:31] Mia**
Akagami!
**[02:36] Kagura**
Peek.
**[02:37] Mia**
Are you ready?
**[02:41] Akemitsu**
Yes, Mia-san.
**[02:43] Mia**
You're using my first name already?
**[02:45] Mia**
Such a presumptuous man.
**[02:47] Mia**
I am Mia Christoph.
**[02:49] Mia**
I was already living here long before you.
Show some respect for your senpai!
**[02:54] Akemitsu**
We're in the same situation, then?
**[02:57] Mia**
The same situation?!
**[02:58] Mia**
H-How rude! I am earnestly doing
my best to study Japanese culture at...
**[03:01] Kagura**
My name is Kagura.
**[03:03] Akemitsu**
How polite.
**[03:04] Mia**
Don't ignore me!
**[03:05] Kagura**
I also live here as her attendant.
**[03:10] Akemitsu**
Are you Mia-san's sister?
**[03:12] Kagura**
Her older sister, yes.
**[03:13] Mia**
We're not sisters! And I'm older!
**[03:17] Akemitsu**
By the way, Mia-san,
why don't we call off this duel?
**[03:21] Mia**
What? Are you making fun of me?
**[03:23] Mia**
Don't tell me you forgot the atrocity
you committed when we first met!
**[03:29] Mia**
I hate your guts!
**[03:32] Mia**
I swear I'll castrate you!
**[03:41] Akemitsu**
The "atrocity" I committed when we met?
**[03:51] Akemitsu**
Um... What is this?
**[03:56] Mia**
Hyakunin Isshu.
**[03:59] Mia**
Long ago, a samurai killed one person
to save the lives of a hundred people.
**[04:06] Mia**
And Hyakunin Isshu is a contest
to determine who that one will be!
**[04:11] Mia**
It's the national sport of Japan!
**[04:13] Akemitsu**
That's not the Japan I know!
**[04:15] Kagura**
Okay, begin.
**[04:21] Akemitsu**
*She's serious.*
**[04:25] Mia**
Ready your blade.
**[04:28] Mia**
The next one's cutting skin.
**[04:30] Akemitsu**
*This is bad. But I can't hurt Mia-san.*
**[04:35] Mia**
Prepare yourself, Akagami!
**[04:40] Akemitsu**
Secret bare-handed sword-stopping technique!
***SIGN*** Total
Amateur
**[04:49] Kagura**
Oh?
**[04:51] Kagura**
My, my.
**[04:57] Akemitsu**
*Her breasts... popped out?*
**[05:02] Mia**
Don't look!
**[05:05] Akemitsu**
*Namusan!*
**[05:09] Akemitsu**
*I... got them?*
**[05:13] Akemitsu**
*They're... magnificent!*
**[05:24] Akemitsu**
Mia-san!
**[05:25] Kagura**
My, my.
**[05:27] Kagura**
And that means Mia-san will be
suffering through a penalty.
**[05:33] Kagura**
Mia-san, you suck.
**[05:35] Mia**
But... my sarashi...
**[05:38] Kagura**
Now then, Akagami-san,
how should she be punished?
**[05:42] Akemitsu**
I have to decide?
**[05:43] Kagura**
In that case, I'll decide for you.
***SIGN*** Collection
of
Penances
**[05:47] Kagura**
Every one of the world's most unusual
ascetic practices can be found in this book.
**[05:51] Kagura**
You'll select a method from this rare
collection of penances to complete.
**[05:57] Akemitsu**
*Collection of penances?*
**[06:00] Kagura**
This one is agonizing.
**[06:02] Kagura**
It involves inserting objects into all your
orifices and enduring all kinds of things.
**[06:07] Mia**
A-All of them?
**[06:09] Kagura**
Yes.
**[06:10] Mia**
All kinds of things?
**[06:12] Kagura**
Yes.
**[06:13] Mia**
I'll do it!
**[06:14] Akemitsu**
Don't do it!
**[06:16] Mia**
I don't need your pity!
**[06:17] Akemitsu**
Please calm down!
**[06:19] Akemitsu**
There's actually something else I'd prefer.
**[06:21] Mia**
What is it?
**[06:24] Akemitsu**
What I want is...
**[06:28] Akemitsu**
That.
***SIGN*** Collection
of
Penances
***SIGN*** Collection
of
Penances
**[06:36] Akemitsu**
I want that.
**[06:38] Mia**
You want *that*?!
***SIGN*** Boobs
**[06:41] Mia**
So you really are here for sex!
**[06:42] Akemitsu**
Don't worry! I'll be gentle!
**[06:44] Mia**
Wha... But...
**[06:46] Akemitsu**
Please! Just for one night!
**[06:48] Mia**
B-But...
**[06:49] Akemitsu**
There are so many things I want to try!
**[06:52] Mia**
Try? Try what?!
**[06:53] Akemitsu**
Just once. Please.
**[06:56] Mia**
No freaking way!
**[06:58] Mia**
You titty monster!
**[07:00] Kagura**
My, my.
**[07:06] Akemitsu**
Ultimately, I failed to reconcile with Mia-san.
**[07:12] Akemitsu**
I really wanted that collection of penances.
***SIGN*** Collection
of
Penances
**[07:21] Akemitsu**
It surely contains hints to
achieving enlightenment.
**[07:30] Mia**
I've come to settle things between us.
**[07:32] Akemitsu**
Mia-san?
**[07:35] Mia**
It's just for one night, okay?
**[07:39] Mia**
Let's begin the penalty.
**[07:42] Akemitsu**
Huh?
**[07:43] Akemitsu**
*What's going on here?*
**[07:46] Mia**
The way we left things,
I felt like I was running away, so...
**[07:52] Mia**
Here.
**[07:54] Mia**
Do what you want.
**[07:57] Mia**
Make it quick.
**[07:59] Mia**
This is embarrassing for me, you know.
**[08:04] Mia**
Isn't this what you wanted?
**[08:10] Mia**
It's all right.
**[08:12] Mia**
After all, this dream...
**[08:17] Mia**
will only last for tonight.
**[08:21] Akemitsu**
*A dream? I see. So this is a dream.*
**[08:27] Akemitsu**
*In that case,*
**[08:29] Akemitsu**
*no one's watching, so...*
**[08:34] Akemitsu**
Kagura-san?
***SIGN*** Play along and go all night long!!
**[08:36] Kagura**
Ta-da.
**[08:36] Akemitsu**
Wait!
**[08:37] Akemitsu**
This is real!
**[08:40] Akemitsu**
Mia-san, why are you doing this?!
**[08:42] Mia**
Why? I mean...
**[08:44] Akemitsu**
*The penalty... I see. I've figured it out.*
**[08:48] Akemitsu**
You mustn't do this!
**[08:50] Mia**
Huh?
**[08:51] Akemitsu**
I know you don't want to
relinquish the collection of penances,
**[08:54] Akemitsu**
but you shouldn't offer your chastity instead.
**[08:56] Mia**
Huh?
**[08:57] Akemitsu**
That book's value is unfathomable, but still...
**[09:01] Mia**
What you wanted was... the book?
**[09:04] Akemitsu**
Yes, of course! So I won't do
anything you don't want!
**[09:11] Kagura**
My, my. Looks like you
failed to reconcile again.
**[09:19] Mia**
*Failure! Failure! My life's greatest failure!*
**[09:22] Mia**
* I can't believe I got confused*
* and humiliated myself like that!*
**[09:29] Mia**
*What's a man doing at a nunnery, anyway?*
**[09:37] Mia**
*I'll hide inside the storage shed and meditate.*
**[09:43] Akemitsu**
Hello.
**[09:44] Mia**
*He's in here?!*
**[09:45] Akemitsu**
Kagura-san told me to meet you here.
**[09:47] Mia**
Damn it, Kagura!
**[09:50] Akemitsu**
What are you doing here?
**[09:52] Mia**
What does it matter?
**[09:56] Mia**
What? No way!
**[10:00] Mia**
It won't open.
**[10:06] Akemitsu**
We can't get out through the window.
**[10:09] Akemitsu**
We don't have our phones, and I doubt
anyone outside would hear us shouting.
**[10:16] Akemitsu**
We might be stuck in here
together until morning.
**[10:19] Mia**
Stay away from me, please.
**[10:28] Akemitsu**
I found a blanket.
**[10:31] Akemitsu**
It's cold.
**[10:32] Mia**
I don't want to touch anything
that's been touched by a man.
**[10:35] Akemitsu**
Then I'll leave it here.
**[10:39] Akemitsu**
That's an unusual desk.
**[10:41] Akemitsu**
Mia-san, what is this?
**[10:44] Mia**
Why do I have to answer your questions?
**[10:50] Mia**
It's called a sutra transcription desk.
**[10:52] Mia**
It's for displaying the heads of those
who turn away from Buddha's teachings.
**[10:56] Akemitsu**
Their heads?
**[10:57] Mia**
That's what Kagura told me.
**[11:00] Mia**
Your head will end up there eventually.
**[11:03] Mia**
I can't believe you joined a temple
when you don't even know that.
**[11:10] Akemitsu**
Would you like the blanket after all?
**[11:12] Mia**
I don't need it.
**[11:13] Akemitsu**
It gets cold at night.
**[11:15] Mia**
Stay away!
**[11:16] Akemitsu**
What if you catch a cold?
**[11:17] Mia**
Hey...
**[11:18] Akemitsu**
Don't be so stubborn.
**[11:20] Mia**
I told you not to...
**[11:25] Mia**
If you get too close, you'll turn me on!
**[11:30] Akemitsu**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
**[11:36] Akemitsu**
T-Turn you on?
**[11:39] Mia**
Uh, no. That's not what I meant to say.
**[11:44] Mia**
This... This wasn't supposed to happen...
**[11:55] Mia**
What are you doing?
**[11:57] Akemitsu**
You'll catch a chill.
**[12:00] Mia**
Don't be so kind to me.
**[12:13] Mia**
Could you forget what happened just now?
**[12:19] Mia**
And what happened in your room, too.
**[12:23] Akemitsu**
You want me to forget that?
**[12:25] Akemitsu**
That would be very difficult.
**[12:28] Mia**
I wish you'd said yes,
even if you didn't mean it.
**[12:32] Akemitsu**
I'm curious why you acted
out of character earlier, too.
**[12:39] Mia**
Out of character, huh?
**[12:41] Akemitsu**
Is there some reason for it?
**[12:43] Mia**
No. That's the real me.
**[12:48] Mia**
Ever since I could remember, my true
nature has clung to me like a curse.
**[12:56] Mia**
It's the reason I came to Japan.
**[12:58] Akemitsu**
The reason you came to Japan?
**[13:02] Mia**
Yes.
**[13:04] Mia**
I hope you'll forget about this, too,
**[13:07] Mia**
but my family is known as an erotic family.
**[13:17] Mia**
I come from a long and distinguished line.
**[13:21] (Flashback) Mia Mom**
Listen, Mia. A woman of the Christoph family
must always be surrounded by people.
**[13:28] (Flashback) Young Mia**
Yes, Mother.
**[13:30] (Flashback) Mia Mom**
By hot people, in particular.
**[13:33] (Flashback) Hot Men**
Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
**[13:36] (Flashback) Young Mia**
You're so cool, Mother!
**[13:39] (Flashback) Classmate A**
We're finally in grade school now, too.
**[13:42] (Flashback) Classmate B**
I'm so excited.
**[13:44] (Flashback) Classmate A**
Will we be able to make a hundred friends?
**[13:47] (Flashback) Young Mia**
Will we, indeed...
**[13:49] (Flashback) Classmate B**
Ms. Mia, are you anxious?
**[13:51] (Flashback) Young Mia**
Yes.
**[13:53] (Flashback) Young Mia**
I'm not sure that I'll be able to find
a hundred lovers like my mother.
**[13:59] Mia**
*And so, I ended up alone and friendless.*
**[14:04] Mia**
* By the time I realized something*
* wasn't right, it was too late.*
**[14:08] Mia**
*Everyone avoided me.*
**[14:15] (Flashback) Young Mia**
Maybe I could handle two boyfriends.
**[14:17] (Flashback) Young Kagura**
How erotic.
**[14:19] (Flashback) Young Mia**
What about picking up men?
**[14:20] (Flashback) Young Kagura**
How erotic.
**[14:22] (Flashback) Young Mia**
Pillow talk.
**[14:24] (Flashback) Young Kagura**
How erotic.
**[14:26] (Flashback) Young Mia**
It's hard being wholesome.
**[14:30] (Flashback) Kagura**
Mia-san, did you know?
**[14:32] (Flashback) Kagura**
Japanese Zen Buddhism is totally in right now.
**[14:36] (Flashback) Mia**
Zen?
**[14:37] (Flashback) Kagura**
I'm actually very interested in it myself.
***SIGN*** Mikazuki Temple
**[14:42] Mia**
* When Kagura told me about it,*
* I realized this was it.*
**[14:46] Mia**
* At a nunnery closed to men in Japan,*
* where the Christoph family name is unknown,*
**[14:51] Mia**
*I could become a new person.*
**[14:55] Mia**
But ever since you showed up,
I've been in agony!
**[14:58] Mia**
Nothing about my situation has changed!
**[15:01] Mia**
But I shouldn't blame you.
**[15:07] Mia**
Don't worry. I just need to move out.
**[15:11] Mia**
What? Why are you crying?
**[15:14] Akemitsu**
It's actually the same for me.
**[15:17] Mia**
What?!
**[15:19] Mia**
You, too?
**[15:21] Akemitsu**
I had no idea someone else
suffered from the same circumstances.
**[15:24] Mia**
It's so hard, isn't it?
**[15:27] Akemitsu**
It sure is!
**[15:31] Mia**
* What an incredible coincidence.*
* No, this is fate.*
**[15:36] Mia**
*With him, maybe I could...*
**[15:42] Mia**
*I never learn.*
**[15:45] Mia**
*I got turned on and got the wrong idea again.*
**[15:50] Mia**
* I need to run away from Akagami*
* and the Christoph family.*
**[15:55] Mia**
*I just have to keep running.*
**[15:58] Akemitsu**
Let's fight it together, Mia-san!
**[16:02] Akemitsu**
I feel so encouraged to have an ally!
**[16:05] Akemitsu**
Let's pursue the path of
enlightenment together!
**[16:10] Mia**
I'd probably just interfere with your training.
**[16:12] Akemitsu**
That's fine with me.
**[16:16] Mia**
You're actually just interested
in my body, aren't you?
**[16:21] Akemitsu**
Yes!
**[16:23] Akemitsu**
I mean, no. Strictly as a training partner.
**[16:26] Mia**
You won't be repulsed if I get turned on again?
**[16:28] Akemitsu**
In that regard, we're in the same boat.
**[16:31] Mia**
You're right. I won't reject you either.
**[16:34] Akemitsu**
Then let's do this.
**[16:35] Mia**
Yeah!
**[16:49] Kagura**
Slam!
**[16:51] Kagura**
I'm here.
**[16:53] Mia**
How long were you out there?
**[16:55] Kagura**
The whole time.
**[16:56] Mia**
You should've helped us!
**[16:57] Kagura**
Now, now. Since you seem to have
settled your differences,
**[17:01] Kagura**
why don't we perform penance all night long?
***SIGN*** Collection
of
Penances
**[17:07] Mia**
Let's do it!
**[17:08] Akemitsu**
As long as I have an ally, I fear no penance!
**[17:12] Mia**
Let's do this!
**[17:13] Akemitsu And Mia**
Hip hip hooray!
**[17:31] Yuzuki**
Kagura? What are you...
**[17:33] Mia**
Akagami, deeper.
**[17:36] Akemitsu**
Here it comes, Mia-san.
**[17:40] Kagura**
Oh, they're just performing some penance.
**[17:44] Kagura**
There.
**[17:48] Mia**
Get your hand deeper in there.
**[17:50] Akemitsu**
Yes, Mia-san.
**[17:52] Akemitsu**
Mia-san, I'm bumping into something.
**[17:55] Mia**
Stick it out, Akagami.
**[17:57] Akemitsu**
Oh, Yuzuki-san.
**[17:58] Mia**
Huh?
**[18:00] Yuzuki**
What is this?
**[18:02] Kagura**
Ta-da.
**[18:03] Kagura**
They've been grappling together all night long.
**[18:08] Yuzuki**
All night long?
**[18:21] Yuzuki**
Hey!
***SIGN*** Repenting
***SIGN*** Repenting
**[18:31] Kiki**
Did something happen?
**[18:33] Tsukuyo**
I dunno. Are you mad?
**[18:36] Yuzuki**
Not at all.
**[18:39] Kiki**
By the way, Yuzuki.
**[18:40] Yuzuki**
Yes?
**[18:41] Kiki**
You seem rather relaxed, but wasn't your
matchmaking meeting postponed to today?
**[18:48] Kiki**
This temple's future depends on it, right?
**[18:53] Akemitsu**
What?
**[18:54] Yuzuki**
I'm going to be late!
***SIGN*** Mikazuki
Temple
**[18:57] Akemitsu**
Where's the meeting?
**[18:58] Yuzuki**
At Ryukoku Temple.
**[19:00] Akemitsu**
Will you make it in time?
**[19:01] Yuzuki**
Barely, if I make it onto the next bus.
**[19:03] Akemitsu**
Then let's hurry.
**[19:08] Yuzuki**
The problem is my kimono.
I'll have to get dressed on the road.
**[19:11] Akemitsu**
I once had a job helping people put on kimonos.
**[19:13] Yuzuki**
You used to do that, too?
**[19:15] Akemitsu**
Should you let him know you'll be late?
**[19:18] Yuzuki**
No! I really can't afford to make any mistakes!
**[19:22] Akemitsu**
What do you mean?
**[19:24] Yuzuki**
We're actually supposed to move out
of the temple as soon as possible.
**[19:29] Akemitsu**
What?
**[19:31] Yuzuki**
Neither of my parents live at the temple.
**[19:34] Yuzuki**
Without a head priest, a family
has no right to reside at a temple.
**[19:39] Yuzuki**
Right now, Kiki-san's around to help,
but she can't stay forever.
**[19:45] Yuzuki**
I was told the temple would be closed
once I graduated from high school.
**[19:51] Yuzuki**
But if my matchmaking meeting goes well
and a new head priest moves in...
**[19:56] Akemitsu**
You'd enter a marriage you don't want
just to keep the temple open?
**[20:01] Yuzuki**
It was my decision.
**[20:04] Yuzuki**
I won't allow the temple to close!
**[20:08] Akemitsu**
I promise you'll make it in time!
***SIGN*** Bus Stop
**[20:13] Yuzuki**
We're too late.
**[20:16] Yuzuki**
And it's too far to run...
**[20:18] Akemitsu**
Yuzuki-san!
**[20:20] Akemitsu**
I got someone to lend me a scooter!
**[20:22] Yuzuki**
How?!
**[20:23] Akemitsu**
Hold on tight!
**[20:25] Yuzuki**
Are you sure about this?
**[20:27] Akemitsu**
I memorized all the shortcuts
when I worked as a deliveryman.
**[20:31] Yuzuki**
Akagami-kun, seriously, who *are* you?
**[20:39] Yuzuki**
We're out of gas...
**[20:43] Yuzuki**
Is that the bus?
***SIGN*** Bus
**[20:45] Akemitsu**
Really?!
***SIGN*** Black Bus
Transport
Company
**[20:53] Yuzuki**
What kind of idiot mistakes a truck for a bus?
**[20:58] Kurage**
*Yuzuki-oneechan is a dumb perv.*
**[21:01] Akemitsu**
Imaginary Third Daughter, stop.
**[21:02] Kurage**
*She's useless and horny.*
**[21:03] Kurage**
*Stupid, useless, and horny.*
**[21:06] Akemitsu**
Who cares if she's horny? Stop it.
**[21:10] Yuzuki**
I'm sorry, Akagami-kun.
Your efforts were wasted.
**[21:16] Yuzuki**
Maybe it's impossible for me
to keep the temple open.
**[21:23] Akemitsu**
Yuzuki-san...
**[21:29] Akemitsu**
This is an opportunity for you to get changed.
**[21:32] Yuzuki**
Huh?
**[21:33] Akemitsu**
You'll get changed now, and we'll exit
when we hit the next red light!
**[21:37] Yuzuki**
But...
**[21:38] Akemitsu**
We'll borrow this truck once we're out.
**[21:40] Akemitsu**
I have truck-driving experience, too.
**[21:44] Yuzuki**
Borrow it? How?
**[21:46] Akemitsu**
We'll offer them money.
**[21:48] Yuzuki**
You're already in debt, you know!
**[21:52] Akemitsu**
I've got nothing to lose.
**[21:53] Yuzuki**
Isn't that exactly the problem?
**[22:04] Yuzuki**
Fine.
**[22:05] Yuzuki**
All right! Let's get changed
and break down that door!
**[22:10] Akemitsu**
Got it!
***SIGN*** Matchmaking Meeting
in 30 Minutes
**[22:12] Yuzuki**
No matter what happens...
**[22:13] Akemitsu And Yuzuki**
We won't give up!
**[23:45] Tsukuyo**
This is bad.
***SIGN*** Next Time
Go Ahead and Take a Shower
**[23:46] Mia**
What's the problem?
**[23:47] Tsukuyo**
Yuzu-nee is... She's in Ada...
**[23:50] Mia**
Adachi?
**[23:51] Tsukuyo**
No! She's at a lo... love...
**[23:55] Mia**
Love hotel!
**[23:56] Tsukuyo**
Correct! I mean, wait! It's a huge problem!
# E4 - Go Ahead and Take a Shower
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G8WUNG3DN/go-ahead-and-take-a-shower)
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**[00:00] Kiki**
By the way, Yuzuki.
**[00:02] Yuzuki**
Yes?
**[00:03] Kiki**
You seem rather relaxed, but wasn't your
matchmaking meeting postponed to today?
**[00:10] Kiki**
This temple's future depends on it, right?
***SIGN*** Mikazuki
Temple
**[00:14] Yuzuki**
I'm going to be late!
**[00:17] Akemitsu**
Where's the meeting?
**[00:19] Yuzuki**
At Ryukoku Temple.
**[00:20] Yuzuki**
We're actually supposed to move out
of the temple as soon as possible.
**[00:26] Akemitsu**
What?
**[00:27] Yuzuki**
Neither of my parents live at the temple.
**[00:31] Yuzuki**
Without a head priest, a family
has no right to reside at a temple.
**[00:36] Yuzuki**
But if my matchmaking meeting goes well
and a new head priest moves in...
**[00:41] Akemitsu**
You'd enter a marriage you don't want
just to keep the temple open?
**[00:46] Yuzuki**
It was my decision.
**[00:48] Yuzuki**
I won't allow the temple to close!
***SIGN*** Bus Stop
***SIGN*** Bus
**[01:02] Yuzuki**
Maybe it's impossible for me
to keep the temple open.
**[01:09] Akemitsu**
Yuzuki-san...
**[01:15] Akemitsu**
This is an opportunity for you to get changed.
**[01:18] Yuzuki**
Huh?
**[01:19] Akemitsu**
You'll get changed now, and we'll exit
when we hit the next red light!
**[01:23] Yuzuki**
But...
**[01:24] Akemitsu**
We'll borrow this truck once we're out.
**[01:26] Akemitsu**
I have truck-driving experience, too.
**[01:30] Yuzuki**
All right! Let's get changed
and break down that door!
**[01:35] Akemitsu**
Got it!
***SIGN*** Episode 4
**[03:08] Akemitsu**
* And so, Akemitsu and Yuzuki*
* broke through the trailer doors,*
**[03:12] Akemitsu**
* borrowed the truck,*
* and headed to Ryukoku Temple, where—*
***SIGN*** Black Bus
Transport
Company
***SIGN*** Episode 4: Go Ahead and Take a Shower
**[03:24] (Flashback) Yuzuki**
Kiki-san, I don't want this
temple to close after all.
**[03:28] (Flashback) Kiki**
But it'll take three years for you
to become the head priest.
**[03:32] (Flashback) Yuzuki**
I know.
**[03:34] (Flashback) Kiki**
And this temple has only one year left.
**[03:36] (Flashback) Yuzuki**
I know.
**[03:38] (Flashback) Yuzuki**
I'm going to hire a matchmaker.
***SIGN*** Ryukoku
Temple
**[03:58] Yuzuki**
We made it!
**[04:00] Yuzuki**
Um, I'm here for the matchmaking meeting!
**[04:03] Priest**
Aoba Yuzuki-san?
**[04:06] Yuzuki**
Akagami-kun!
**[04:07] Akemitsu**
Yes?
**[04:08] Yuzuki**
Thank you so much for getting me this far.
**[04:11] Yuzuki**
I'll handle the rest.
**[04:13] Akemitsu**
Of course!
**[04:14] Akemitsu**
There isn't a man in this world
who wouldn't fall for you!
***SIGN*** Black Bus
Transport
Company
**[04:19] Akemitsu**
What? She laughed at me?
**[04:24] Yuzuki**
I'll see you later.
**[04:28] Akemitsu**
Good luck.
**[04:30] Akemitsu**
*This is surely goodbye.*
**[04:34] Akemitsu**
* Since she's getting married,*
* a man like me can't keep living with her.*
**[04:40] Akemitsu**
Yuzuki-san, I wish you the best.
**[04:45] Akemitsu**
Huh?
**[04:48] Akemitsu**
Who are you?
**[04:50] High Priest Aoba**
Who are *you*? And what are you doing here?
**[04:54] Akemitsu**
What do you mean?
**[04:56] High Priest Aoba**
You must be associated with the temple
since you're wearing work clothes.
**[04:59] High Priest Aoba**
So start tidying up the yard.
**[05:01] Akemitsu**
Huh?! B-But I...
**[05:10] Yuzuki**
My name is Aoba Yuzuki.
**[05:13] Yuzuki**
Thank you for having me today.
**[05:17] Hoan**
Thank you for making the trip here.
***SIGN*** Ryokoku Temple Third Son
***SIGN*** Kijo Hoan
**[05:22] Hoan**
My name is Kijo Hoan.
**[05:25] Yuzuki**
It's a pleasure to meet you.
**[05:27] Hoan**
You're quite young.
**[05:29] Hoan**
Why seek a matchmaker at your age?
**[05:32] Yuzuki**
Because I love Mikazuki Temple
and the people who live there.
**[05:37] Hoan**
I see.
**[05:39] Yuzuki**
You should visit sometime.
**[05:41] Yuzuki**
I'm proud to call them my family and friends.
**[05:44] Yuzuki**
They're warm, kind, and so dependable.
**[05:49] Yuzuki**
I'm sure they're supporting me
from afar right now...
**[05:59] Yuzuki**
*There's one right there?!*
**[06:01] Yuzuki**
*Is that really him or a doppelganger?*
**[06:03] Akemitsu**
* I don't want to see Yuzuki-san*
* meeting with another man!*
**[06:09] Akemitsu**
*But... her alluring figure is a sight to behold!*
**[06:16] Yuzuki**
Akagami-kun, look at me.
**[06:23] Akemitsu**
* Worldly desires, begone!*
* Worldly desires, begone!*
**[06:26] Yuzuki**
*That's definitely him!*
**[06:28] Hoan**
Is something the matter?
**[06:29] Yuzuki**
Huh?!
**[06:30] Hoan**
You must be nervous.
**[06:32] Yuzuki**
Oh, no. Not really.
**[06:34] Hoan**
It's all right. Just imagine your family
and friends are nearby watching over you.
**[06:39] Yuzuki**
*Actually, I'm anxious
because one of them* is *here!*
**[06:41] Akemitsu**
Worldly desires, begone!
**[06:43] Yuzuki**
*What should I do? What was I about to say?*
**[06:47] Akemitsu**
*Yuzuki-san is distressed.*
**[06:49] Akemitsu**
* That's not good. My presence is*
* having a negative influence on her.*
**[06:52] Akemitsu**
*I must hide myself immediately.*
**[06:56] High Priest Aoba**
Over here. Come here.
**[06:58] Akemitsu**
*It's that nun again.*
**[07:06] Akemitsu**
Th-The matchmaker has suddenly fallen
ill and is no longer able to attend,
**[07:10] Akemitsu**
so I, the humble Akagami,
will be taking their place.
**[07:15] Yuzuki**
*What's going on here?*
**[07:16] Akemitsu**
*I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!*
**[07:20] Akemitsu**
*I must at least play Cupid for them.*
**[07:24] Akemitsu**
Well then, milady.
**[07:25] Yuzuki**
"Milady"?
**[07:26] Akemitsu**
Shall we get started?
**[07:28] Yuzuki**
Uh, y-yes.
**[07:30] Akemitsu**
Milord.
**[07:31] Hoan**
"Milord"...
**[07:33] Akemitsu**
What would you like to do on
a date with your sweetheart?
**[07:36] Hoan**
I'd like to go see a movie.
**[07:39] Hoan**
I often go alone, but I'd enjoy going together.
**[07:44] Yuzuki**
*The meeting's actually moving forward.*
***SIGN*** Relieved
**[07:46] Yuzuki**
*Maybe I don't need to be worried.*
**[07:48] Akemitsu**
*A movie?!*
**[07:51] Akemitsu**
*A movie theater... Couples' seating...*
**[07:54] Akemitsu**
*Under cover of darkness...*
**[07:56] Yuzuki**
This is embarrassing.
**[08:00] Yuzuki**
*You look like an Asura, Akagami-kun!*
**[08:02] Akemitsu**
*No, no. I'm Cupid.*
**[08:05] Akemitsu**
How do you spend your days off?
**[08:08] Hoan**
I spend them relaxing at hot springs.
**[08:10] Akemitsu**
*Hot springs?!*
**[08:16] Yuzuki**
Allow me to join you.
**[08:20] Yuzuki**
Akagami-kun, are you okay?
**[08:23] Akemitsu**
Don't worry about me. In that case, milord...
**[08:27] Akemitsu**
What if you were to get married?
**[08:30] Hoan**
I'd like to have about ten kids.
**[08:35] Yuzuki**
I want your babies.
**[08:39] Yuzuki**
Akagami-kun!
**[08:46] Yuzuki**
Um, I'm sorry about that.
**[08:49] Hoan**
It's fine. Your friends really
are exactly as you described.
**[08:53] Yuzuki**
Huh?
**[08:54] Hoan**
I don't know what he was doing here,
**[08:57] Hoan**
but I'm certain he didn't come
to interfere with our meeting.
**[09:00] Hoan**
I consider myself an excellent
judge of character.
**[09:04] Hoan**
He must've been genuinely worried about you.
**[09:08] Hoan**
There wasn't a single lie
in anything he said or did.
**[09:12] Yuzuki**
*Lies...*
**[09:15] (Flashback) Yuzuki Mom**
Listen to me, Yuzuki. You mustn't lie.
**[09:20] Yuzuki**
*That's right. Lying is wrong.*
**[09:24] Hoan**
Is something the matter?
**[09:26] Yuzuki**
Kijo-san, I'm sorry.
**[09:28] Yuzuki**
I don't actually intend to get married.
**[09:34] (Flashback) Kiki**
So you'll have a man qualified to serve as
a head priest take over Mikazuki Temple.
**[09:39] (Flashback) Yuzuki**
Yes.
**[09:40] (Flashback) Kiki**
And that's why you're hiring a matchmaker?
**[09:42] (Flashback) Yuzuki**
I know it isn't the noblest of motives.
**[09:45] (Flashback) Kiki**
Sounds fine to me. After all,
you'll be meeting Buddhist priests.
**[09:49] (Flashback) Yuzuki**
Huh?
**[09:51] (Flashback) Kiki**
You can just go through the
motions of attending a meeting.
**[09:54] (Flashback) Yuzuki**
But...
**[09:55] (Flashback) Kiki**
You're basically buying time
until you become a nun, right?
***SIGN*** Temple
**[09:59] (Flashback) Kiki**
Then just get engaged and
break it off in three years.
**[10:04] (Flashback) Yuzuki**
Doesn't that sound like a scam?
**[10:06] (Flashback) Kiki**
What are you talking about?
**[10:08] (Flashback) Kiki**
He'll get the chance to dream of
marrying a beautiful young woman.
**[10:11] (Flashback) Yuzuki**
That's totally a scam.
**[10:13] (Flashback) Kiki**
If you really like him,
then you can get married.
**[10:17] (Flashback) Yuzuki**
What if he wants to get married sooner?
**[10:19] (Flashback) Kiki**
Tell him you want to focus on your studies
a little longer and have him wait.
**[10:26] (Flashback) Yuzuki**
Okay. I'll give it a shot.
**[10:28] (Flashback) Kiki**
Good, that's the spirit.
**[10:31] (Flashback) Kiki**
Show some unmarried
reject priest a fleeting dream.
**[10:35] (Flashback) Yuzuki**
Kiki-san, what do you have against priests?
**[10:40] Hoan**
I see.
**[10:41] Hoan**
In other words, you wanted help
keeping your temple open.
**[10:46] Yuzuki**
Yes.
**[10:47] Hoan**
And that's why you hired a matchmaker.
**[10:50] Yuzuki**
I'm really sorry. I realized I shouldn't lie.
**[10:55] Yuzuki**
Still...
**[10:56] Yuzuki**
I know this is insolent of me, but please...
**[10:59] Yuzuki**
Would you be willing to get engaged?
**[11:02] Yuzuki**
Please give me—give us some time.
**[11:06] Hoan**
You're a straightforward person. I like that.
**[11:12] Hoan**
But you're a child.
**[11:14] Hoan**
I hear Mikazuki Temple is
perpetually broke and understaffed.
**[11:20] Hoan**
And the main temple is in
desperate need of repairs.
**[11:23] Yuzuki**
I...
**[11:25] Hoan**
Can you satisfy your parishioners like that?
**[11:28] Hoan**
Can you save others when you
can't even take care of yourself?
**[11:32] Hoan**
Keeping the temple open
won't make anyone happy.
**[11:37] Hoan**
I'm sure whoever decided to shut
it down had the same thought.
**[11:43] Yuzuki**
No one?
**[11:46] Yuzuki**
But they're...
**[11:48] Hoan**
Wake up and smell the coffee.
**[11:53] Hoan**
Mikazuki Temple isn't worth protecting.
**[11:57] Yuzuki**
Still, I will take over the temple!
**[12:02] Akemitsu**
I had no idea my debt had
made the situation so terrible.
**[12:06] Akemitsu**
The least I can do is give my life
to restore Mikazuki Temple's image!
**[12:11] Yuzuki**
That would only hurt our
image more, Akagami-kun!
**[12:14] Akemitsu**
Milord, is there any way we can have
a second chance at this meeting?
**[12:20] Hoan**
Akagami-san, was it?
**[12:23] Hoan**
Shutting the temple down
should be in your best interest, too.
**[12:26] Yuzuki**
Huh?
**[12:27] Hoan**
You could slowly pay off your debt.
**[12:30] Hoan**
Once the temple is gone,
you won't have to serve them.
**[12:33] Yuzuki**
*Oh, right. It's good for Akagami-kun, too.*
**[12:37] Hoan**
I do believe that concludes our meeting.
**[12:44] Hoan**
Listen, nobody needs Mikazuki Temple any—
**[12:47] Akemitsu**
That temple and Yuzuki-san have saved me twice.
**[12:51] Yuzuki**
Akagami-kun...
**[12:53] Akemitsu**
That temple isn't worthless.
**[12:58] Hoan**
You think it should stay open?
**[13:01] Akemitsu**
Yes.
**[13:02] Hoan**
Even if Yuzuki-san suffers because of it?
**[13:06] Hoan**
Running a temple is hardly easy.
**[13:09] Hoan**
She won't be the only one.
**[13:10] Hoan**
Her family and parishioners
will suffer, as well.
**[13:12] Hoan**
What if she fails? What if things get worse?
**[13:15] Hoan**
What will you do when
she can't take it anymore?
**[13:20] Akemitsu**
I'll support her.
**[13:24] Hoan**
Oh? Do you swear it?
**[13:27] Hoan**
You'll spend the rest of your life
making Aoba Yuzuki-san happy?
**[13:32] Akemitsu**
I will!
**[13:34] Hoan**
You'll remain with her
in sickness and in health?
**[13:37] Yuzuki**
What?!
**[13:38] Akemitsu**
I will!
**[13:39] Yuzuki**
Hey, wait...
**[13:41] Hoan**
You'll care for one another and build
a bright and happy family together?
**[13:46] Akemitsu**
I will!
**[13:46] Yuzuki**
Is this... a propo—
**[13:49] Hoan**
Then demonstrate the worth
of Mikazuki Temple.
**[13:54] Hoan**
Show me that the ideals of children
can overcome the harshness of reality.
**[14:01] Hoan**
Now then, Aoba Yuzuki-san.
**[14:04] Yuzuki**
Yes?
**[14:05] Hoan**
I accept your engagement proposal.
**[14:08] Yuzuki**
What?!
**[14:09] Hoan**
But I'm only lending you my name.
**[14:15] Akemitsu And Yuzuki**
Thank you!
**[14:22] High Priest Aoba**
Hoan, I thought I told you to
convince her to shut down the temple.
**[14:28] Hoan**
She brought an interesting boy along,
and I couldn't help myself.
**[14:31] Hoan**
Weren't you curious about him, too?
**[14:34] Hoan**
That's why you involved him in the meeting.
**[14:36] Hoan**
Isn't that right, High Priest Aoba?
**[14:40] High Priest Aoba**
Akagami...
**[14:42] High Priest Aoba**
He's that man's son, huh?
***SIGN*** A contented mind is a perpetual feast.
**[14:50] Yuzuki**
Too bad we missed the last bus.
**[14:54] Akemitsu**
We'll walk to the station.
**[14:58] Yuzuki**
I'm sorry for everything.
**[14:59] Akemitsu**
What do you mean?
**[15:01] Yuzuki**
Nothing.
**[15:02] Akemitsu**
Either way, I'm glad the
matchmaking meeting went well.
**[15:06] Akemitsu**
So you're getting engaged in
name only, but won't marry...
**[15:10] Akemitsu**
Does that mean I don't have
to move out of the temple?!
**[15:14] Yuzuki**
Of course.
**[15:16] Akemitsu**
Yahoo! All right! Yes!
**[15:22] Akemitsu**
Yahoo!
**[15:28] Akemitsu**
Y-Yuzuki-san?!
**[15:30] Yuzuki**
Sorry! I'm not sure what
my face looks like right now.
**[15:35] Yuzuki**
Thank you, Akagami-kun.
**[15:40] Akemitsu**
You're crying and blushing at the same time!
**[15:42] Yuzuki**
Why did you have to look?!
**[15:45] Akemitsu**
Are you feeling unwell?
**[15:46] Yuzuki**
No, you idiot!
***SIGN*** Platform 2
***SIGN*** Train service has ended for the day
**[15:52] Station Announce**
*The last train has departed from the station.*
**[15:56] Station Announce**
*The exits will be closed shortly.*
**[15:58] Station Announce**
*Please leave the station immediately.*
**[16:07] Akemitsu**
We'll get a taxi.
**[16:08] Yuzuki**
Good idea!
**[16:09] Yuzuki**
There aren't any here!
**[16:13] Yuzuki**
I don't see any cars, and my phone's dead.
**[16:17] Yuzuki**
What about yours?
**[16:20] Akemitsu**
Mine was crushed.
**[16:22] Yuzuki**
What happened?!
**[16:24] Yuzuki**
What are we going to do? It's getting cold.
**[16:27] Yuzuki**
Ow!
**[16:28] Yuzuki**
A blister...
**[16:31] Akemitsu**
That's not good. We'll have to rest somewhere.
***SIGN*** Silk Road ~Beyond Nirvana~
**[16:43] Akemitsu**
No, no, no.
**[16:46] Akemitsu**
* She's not seducing you. This is definitely*
* not a come-on, Akagami Akemitsu.*
**[16:51] Akemitsu**
*Begone, worldly desires!*
**[16:54] Yuzuki**
Akagami-kun.
**[16:57] Yuzuki**
Should we check it out?
**[16:58] Akemitsu**
*Yuzuki-san?!*
***SIGN*** Silk Road ~Beyond Nirvana~
**[17:01] Akemitsu**
How can you be so casual about it?!
**[17:03] Yuzuki**
I don't mean in a weird way.
**[17:05] Yuzuki**
But you know, there's nothing else around.
**[17:08] Akemitsu**
That's not the problem here!
**[17:09] Akemitsu**
A young man and woman shouldn't
casually enter a love hotel together!
***SIGN*** Room 205
***SIGN*** Stay
***SIGN*** Rest
**[17:15] Akemitsu**
*We checked in!*
**[17:19] Yuzuki**
Wow!
**[17:20] Yuzuki**
Isn't this place amazing, Akagami-kun?
**[17:22] Akemitsu**
It sure is.
**[17:24] Yuzuki**
And it's way cleaner than I expected.
**[17:26] Akemitsu**
It sure is.
**[17:28] Yuzuki**
Looks like we can order food, too.
**[17:30] Akemitsu**
*Great attitude, Yuzuki-san.*
**[17:32] Akemitsu**
*There's no way things will get awkward now.*
**[17:35] Yuzuki**
They've even got karaoke and games.
**[17:38] Akemitsu**
*As long as I don't look at that wall...*
**[17:41] Yuzuki**
Akagami-kun, look.
***SIGN*** Cosplay Costumes for Rent
***SIGN*** Free!!
**[17:43] Yuzuki**
They've got cosplay costumes.
***SIGN*** Cosplay Costumes for Rent
**[17:47] Akemitsu**
*Yuzuki-san!*
**[17:48] Akemitsu**
* Wh-Why? Why must you*
* provoke my worldly desires?!*
**[17:54] Akemitsu**
* Calm down. Yuzuki-san's*
* doing this to ease the tension.*
**[17:58] Yuzuki**
They've got movies, too.
**[18:00] Yuzuki**
We can watch all the AVs we want.
**[18:01] Akemitsu**
Worldly desires, begone!
**[18:03] Yuzuki**
Oh, sorry. I got carried away.
***SIGN*** Worldy
Desires Begone...
**[18:07] Akemitsu**
It's fine.
**[18:24] Yuzuki**
Akagami-kun...
**[18:25] Akemitsu**
Y-Yes?
**[18:27] Yuzuki**
Go ahead and take a shower.
**[18:29] Akemitsu**
*She's totally down!*
**[18:35] Akemitsu**
*No, don't be ridiculous.*
**[18:37] Akemitsu**
* There's no way Yuzuki-san*
* would try to seduce me.*
**[18:43] Akemitsu**
* She considerately suggested I bathe*
* because she knows I'm exhausted.*
**[18:49] Akemitsu**
* That's right. It wasn't for*
* any inappropriate reason.*
**[18:55] Akemitsu**
Yuzuki-san, I'm out of the—
**[18:59] Akemitsu**
Is something the matter?
**[19:01] Yuzuki**
No.
**[19:04] Yuzuki**
I'm going to take a bath.
**[19:05] Akemitsu**
O-Okay.
**[19:15] Akemitsu**
*Y-Yuzuki-san was watching an AV?*
**[19:20] Akemitsu**
* Hang on! Surely she didn't*
* have me take a bath first*
**[19:23] Akemitsu**
*because she wanted to secretly watch an AV!*
***SIGN*** Correct
**[19:26] Kurage**
That's correct, Akagami-san.
**[19:28] Kurage**
Yuzuki-oneechan is a perv, too.
**[19:30] Kurage**
The quiet type.
**[19:32] Akemitsu**
*What am I supposed to do here?!*
**[19:35] Perv-Mitsu**
What's there to think about?
***SIGN*** Akagami Perv-mitsu
**[19:37] Perv-Mitsu**
Pinning her down is the only choice!
***SIGN*** Dummy-gami Akemitsu
**[19:40] Dummy-Gami**
Isn't that what she's hoping you'll do?
**[19:43] Perv-Mitsu**
Show her the kind of man you are!
**[19:45] Perv-Mitsu**
You musn't embarrass a woman.
**[19:49] Akemitsu**
*Why do they have to agree with each other?*
**[19:52] Perv-Mitsu**
C'mon, be honest with yourself.
**[19:54] Dummy-Gami**
Don't you want to get with her, too?
**[19:56] Akemitsu**
Stop!
**[19:59] Akemitsu**
Wait, violence is wrong.
**[20:02] Both**
Let's climb the stairs of adulthood together.
**[20:04] Akemitsu**
Damn it!
**[20:08] Akemitsu**
*I swore I'd support her.*
**[20:13] Akemitsu**
I'll protect her from myself!
**[20:22] Yuzuki**
Wow, so that's what AVs are like.
**[20:29] Yuzuki**
This bath is huge.
**[20:32] Yuzuki**
What's this for?
**[20:35] Yuzuki**
I can't believe I actually
entered a love hotel.
**[20:38] Yuzuki**
What should I do? What am I supposed to do?
**[20:41] Yuzuki**
I'll start by warming up and calming down.
**[20:48] Yuzuki**
* Now that I've calmed down,*
* I'm so embarrassed!*
**[20:52] Yuzuki**
Why did I act so excited?!
**[20:55] Yuzuki**
By bringing him here, I made it seem
like I'm hoping something will happen!
**[21:00] Yuzuki**
We're going to have a
misunderstanding, aren't we?
**[21:03] Yuzuki**
Akagami-kun and I are about to...
**[21:09] (Flashback) Akemitsu**
I'll support her.
**[21:14] (Flashback) Akemitsu**
I will!
**[21:25] Yuzuki**
*If Akagami-kun really wants me, then I...*
**[21:41] Yuzuki**
What?
**[21:44] Akemitsu**
Don't worry.
**[21:47] Akemitsu**
No harm will come to you now, Yuzuki-san.
**[21:52] Akemitsu**
You can rest at ease.
**[21:57] Akemitsu**
Yuzuki-san, why did you blindfold me?
**[22:00] Akemitsu**
Yuzuki-san? Hey, Yuzuki-san...
**[22:06] Akemitsu**
How am I supposed to use the bathroom?
**[22:09] Akemitsu**
Yuzuki-san? You're there, aren't you?
***SIGN*** Silk Road ~Beyond Nirvana~
**[22:12] Yuzuki**
Dummy.
**[22:13] Akemitsu**
Hey!
***SIGN*** Next Time
How Shall I Make
You Take Responsibility?
**[23:45] Kagura**
Bullseye.
**[23:47] Kiki**
Oh?
**[23:48] Kagura**
Finally got it.
**[23:50] Kiki**
Ah, I see.
**[23:52] Kiki**
You're talking about archery, right?
**[23:54] Kagura**
Aw, come on.
**[23:56] Kiki**
You're too desperate to make it happen.
# E5 - How Shall I Make You Take Responsibility?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GZ7UV2Q7D/how-shall-i-make-you-take-responsibility)
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***SIGN*** Mikazuki Temple
**[00:07] Tsukuyo**
Yuzu-nee...
**[00:10] Yuzuki**
We're back.
**[00:12] Tsukuyo**
Yuzu-nee and Akagami!
**[00:15] Yuzuki**
We're back, Tsukuyo.
**[00:17] Tsukuyo**
You should've called to say
you were staying out overnight.
**[00:19] Yuzuki**
S-Sorry. My phone died.
**[00:23] Tsukuyo**
Either way, I'm glad it seems
like nothing happened.
**[00:26] Akemitsu And Yuzuki**
Of course nothing happened.
**[00:29] Tsukuyo**
What happened?!
***SIGN*** Episode 5:
How Shall I Make You Take Responsibility?
**[02:04] Akemitsu**
See you later.
**[02:07] Student**
Hey, let me copy your homework.
**[02:09] Tsukuyo**
So last night, you missed the
last train and stayed at a...
**[02:13] Tsukuyo**
love hotel, but nothing happened?
**[02:17] Yuzuki**
That's right. All we did was stay the night.
**[02:19] Tsukuyo**
Oh, I see. I thought you cheated
the very same day you got engaged.
**[02:24] Yuzuki**
That's what you thought?
**[02:26] Tsukuyo**
But Yuzu-nee,
**[02:28] Tsukuyo**
you'd better not tell anyone at school
about that, or that Akagami is living with us.
**[02:33] Yuzuki**
What? But it's normal for temples
to have live-in help.
**[02:38] Tsukuyo**
Did you forget that we're a nunnery, Yuzu-nee?
**[02:40] Yuzuki**
Is it really that big a deal?
**[02:42] Tsukuyo**
Of course it is! If people find out we're
living with a young man, their faith in us—
**[02:46] Yuzuki**
But it's fine since it's Akagami-kun.
**[02:48] Yuzuki**
We went to a love hotel, but he didn't do—
**[02:49] Tsukuyo**
Yuzu-nee!
**[02:51] Tsukuyo**
In any case, don't tell anyone
we live with Akagami! Got it?
**[02:56] Yuzuki**
O-Okay.
**[03:03] Tsukuyo**
* Come on, Yuzu-nee. How could you*
* let your guard down so much?*
**[03:07] Tsukuyo**
* Before Akagami came to our place,*
* you were... you were more...*
**[03:13] Mana**
Tsukki.
**[03:16] Mana**
Morning.
**[03:17] Tsukuyo**
Good morning, Mana and Yuki.
**[03:20] Mana**
What's the matter? You seem down.
**[03:22] Tsukuyo**
Just some stuff going on at home.
**[03:25] Mana**
With the temple? Speaking of temples, Tsukki...
**[03:29] Mana**
I heard you got a boyfriend.
**[03:34] Tsukuyo**
Where did that come from? Also, I didn't!
**[03:37] Mana**
There's eyewitness testimony.
**[03:39] Tsukuyo**
Eyewitness testimony?
**[03:41] Mana**
You were kissing a boy by the river
after the rain stopped...
**[03:44] Yuki**
And then you went home together.
**[03:46] Mana And Yuki**
Right?
**[03:48] Tsukuyo**
It must've been someone else.
**[03:50] Mana**
But the other guy was
wearing temple work clothes.
**[03:54] Tsukuyo**
Work clothes?
**[03:58] Tsukuyo**
You mean *that*?!
**[04:00] Tsukuyo**
That's not what happened!
**[04:02] Tsukuyo**
And we weren't alone! Yuzu-nee was there!
**[04:05] Mana**
My, my. So bold to do that
in front of your sister.
**[04:07] Tsukuyo**
I told you, that's not what it was!
**[04:09] Tsukuyo**
I was just whispering in his ear!
**[04:11] Mana**
Whispering?
**[04:12] Tsukuyo**
Yes! About how we'd kissed before...
**[04:16] Mana**
So you did kiss him!
**[04:18] Mana**
You've got a boyfriend!
**[04:20] Yuki**
Tell us more.
**[04:21] Tuskuyo**
No! That's not what happened!
**[04:22] Yuki**
Now this is major news.
**[04:24] Mana**
Sure is.
**[04:25] Tsukuyo**
Huh?
**[04:26] Mana**
There are a lot of boys
who are interested in you.
**[04:30] Tsukuyo**
What?
**[04:32] Mana**
I doubt you realize it, but you Aoba sisters
are actually pretty popular here at school.
**[04:37] Mana**
Your sister Yuzuki-san is famous
for how gorgeous she is,
**[04:41] Mana**
and you're... huge.
**[04:43] Yuki**
Massive.
**[04:45] Tsukuyo**
What are you talking about?
**[04:46] Mana**
All anyone's talking about is
how you got a boyfriend.
**[04:51] Tsukuyo**
What?
**[04:52] Mana And Yuki**
Tell us! Tell us!
**[04:54] Tsukuyo**
*This is bad.*
**[04:55] Tsukuyo**
* If people find out he*
* lives with us, we're screwed!*
**[05:00] Mana And Yuki**
What?!
**[05:02] Yuki**
So agile.
**[05:02] Mana**
Tsukuyo's so cool.
**[05:02] Tsukuyo**
*What's he doing at school?!*
**[05:05] Tsukuyo**
*In his work clothes, of all things...*
***SIGN*** Tsukuyo's Lunch
**[05:10] Tsukuyo**
*I'm the one who let my guard down!*
**[05:13] Tsukuyo**
I'm going to the nurse's office!
**[05:14] Yuki**
The nurse's office?
**[05:15] Mana**
But you're sprinting at full speed!
**[05:18] Akemitsu**
Where is Aoba Tsukuyo-san's class?
**[05:20] Male Student A**
O-Oh, the younger Aoba is...
**[05:22] Male Student B**
Wait, who are you, anyway?
**[05:25] Akemitsu**
Forgive me.
**[05:26] Akemitsu**
I simply came to deliver Tsukuyo-san's lunch.
**[05:29] Akemitsu**
My name is Akaga—
**[05:41] Akemitsu**
Wh-What happened to me?
**[05:42] Tsukuyo**
You're awake?
**[05:46] Tsukuyo**
Shh! It's me!
**[05:48] Akemitsu**
Tsukuyo-san? Where are we?
**[05:51] Tsukuyo**
The nurse's office.
**[05:53] Tsukuyo**
The nurse isn't here yet.
**[05:55] Akemitsu**
Oh, you forgot your lunch.
**[05:58] Tsukuyo**
Listen, I really appreciate that, but...
**[06:03] Akemitsu**
Well, I should go.
**[06:05] Tsukuyo**
Wait, wait! They're about to have PE outside!
**[06:08] Tsukuyo**
Someone will see you!
**[06:10] Akemitsu**
Is there a problem with that?
**[06:11] Tsukuyo**
It's a massive problem!
Your work clothes will attract attention.
**[06:14] Akemitsu**
I thought they would keep me from
seeming suspicious at a school.
**[06:18] Tsukuyo**
Consider the time and place, Akagami.
**[06:18] Sign**
Ache Ache
**[06:21] Tsukuyo**
In any case, you need to hide in here for a while.
**[06:25] Tsukuyo**
*No way! The nurse is already here?!*
**[06:28] Mana**
Excuse me. Tsukki, you in here?
**[06:31] Tsukuyo**
Hey.
**[06:34] Mana**
How are you feeling?
**[06:36] Tsukuyo**
Fine as long as I'm lying down.
**[06:38] Akemitsu**
*This isn't fine at all!*
**[06:41] Tsukuyo**
Anyway, what's up with you two?
**[06:43] Yuki**
We've got PE next, so we stopped by.
**[06:45] Tsukuyo**
I see. Thanks.
**[06:47] Tsukuyo**
But I'm fine, so you don't have to worry about me.
**[06:49] Mana**
Hey, Tsukki.
**[06:50] Mana**
Your legs look kinda long.
**[06:52] Tsukuyo And Akemitsu**
*Yikes!*
**[06:53] Tsukuyo**
*Crap. I gotta get deeper to fix the length.*
**[06:55] Akemitsu**
*Oh, no. I must move up.*
**[06:59] Mana**
What happened?
**[07:00] Tsukuyo**
M-My leg cramped.
**[07:02] Yuki**
Your leg, huh?
**[07:04] Tsukuyo**
Yeah, it's really no big deal.
**[07:06] Tsukuyo**
* Except for the fact that he*
* went up inside my clothes!*
**[07:11] Tsukuyo**
Oh, break is ending.
**[07:13] Tsukuyo**
You should hurry to class.
**[07:15] Yuki**
You're right. Let's go.
**[07:17] Mana**
Hey, Tsukki, have you gained weight?
**[07:20] Tsukuyo And Akemitsu**
*Yikes!*
**[07:21] Tsukuyo**
It's just your imagination!
**[07:24] Tsukuyo**
I haven't gained any weight at all!
**[07:26] Mana**
You're crying over it?
**[07:27] Tsukuyo**
Please just leave.
**[07:27] Mana**
Sorry, sorry. That's not what I meant.
**[07:30] Akemitsu**
*C-Can't breathe...*
**[07:33] Akemitsu**
*I must inhale oxygen...*
**[07:38] Tsukuyo**
*H-How could he bite that?!*
**[07:43] Mana**
By the way, Tsukki, why don't you
come back to the archery club?
**[07:50] Mana**
We've got a tournament coming up.
**[07:52] Yuki**
We all miss you.
**[07:57] Tsukuyo**
Sorry. I'm busy helping my family.
**[08:00] Mana**
You can't, huh?
**[08:02] Tsukuyo**
I'm really sorry.
**[08:04] Mana**
It's fine. Don't overdo it.
**[08:06] Yuki**
Well, we should go.
**[08:13] Akemitsu**
*I-I caught a glimpse of Nirvana.*
**[08:15] Tsukuyo**
*He took advantage of the situation.*
**[08:18] Akemitsu**
You used to be in the archery club, Tsukuyo-san?
**[08:21] Tsukuyo**
Not "used to be," exactly.
**[08:24] Akemitsu**
You're not going to do it anymore?
**[08:27] Tsukuyo**
I'm just taking a break.
**[08:31] Akemitsu**
I see. Then let's make sure
you can resume club activities.
**[08:35] Tsukuyo**
What? Wait—
**[08:36] Akemitsu**
I'll handle all the housework.
**[08:38] Tsukuyo**
Wait, Akagami!
**[08:43] Mana**
Tsukki, come to think of it,
our class after PE is self-study—
***SIGN*** Enter through the narrow gate.
**[09:00] Tsukuyo**
*The way she looked drawing a bow...*
**[09:02] Tsukuyo**
* I was uncharacteristically drawn to*
* how elegant her profile looked.*
**[09:07] Tsukuyo**
*I wanted to get closer to her, so I...*
***SIGN*** Club Application
***SIGN*** I would like to join the archery club
***SIGN*** Student Name
***SIGN*** 1-B Aoba Tsukuyo
**[09:11] Tsukuyo**
*But then...*
**[09:12] (Flashback) Tsukuyo**
What? Yuzu-nee, you're
quitting the archery club?
**[09:15] (Flashback) Tsukuyo**
Why?
**[09:16] (Flashback) Yuzuki**
I'm thinking about taking over the temple.
**[09:20] (Flashback) Tsukuyo**
But...
**[09:28] Tsukuyo**
*Why am I dreaming about that now?*
**[09:34] Yuzuki**
You're hard at work, Akagami-kun.
**[09:37] Akemitsu**
Good morning.
**[09:38] Akemitsu**
Oh? Is that a bow?
**[09:41] Yuzuki**
Yeah. They say archery is a
standing meditation technique.
***SIGN*** Standing
Meditation
**[09:44] Yuzuki**
Apparently they do it in
class at Buddhist schools.
**[09:48] Akemitsu**
I see.
**[09:49] Yuzuki**
Would you like to try it?
**[09:51] Akemitsu**
Yes, please.
**[10:08] Akemitsu**
Come to think of it, you're in
the archery club, aren't you?
**[10:11] Yuzuki**
Yeah. I quit, though. Such a waste.
**[10:15] Akemitsu**
*She quit? But I thought Tsukuyo-san said...*
**[10:22] Akemitsu**
Tsukuyo-san?
**[10:25] Kurage**
I don't think she's coming out.
**[10:26] Kurage**
She's in shut-in mode today.
**[10:29] Kurage**
Whenever Tsukuyo-oneechan's
worried about something,
**[10:31] Kurage**
she shuts herself in her room.
**[10:32] Akemitsu**
Don't worry. I'll handle it.
**[10:35] Kurage**
Huh?
**[10:45] Tsukuyo**
There's no point in worrying about it now.
**[10:49] (Flashback) Tsukuyo**
I'm just taking a break.
**[10:52] Tsukuyo**
I'm so non-committal.
**[10:55] Akemitsu**
Tsukuyo-san!
**[10:59] Akemitsu**
Oh, Tsukuyo-san!
**[11:01] Akemitsu**
Do you have a moment?
**[11:05] Akemitsu**
I'd like to talk!
**[11:11] Akemitsu**
Thank you.
**[11:13] Tsukuyo**
What are you trying to do?
**[11:15] Tsukuyo**
So, what'd you want to discuss?
Let's get this over with.
**[11:19] Akemitsu**
I completed all the cooking,
laundry, and cleaning for the day.
**[11:23] Tsukuyo**
Okay.
**[11:23] Akemitsu**
I also finished last month's accounting,
**[11:26] Akemitsu**
and I can handle all guests
and phone calls myself.
**[11:30] Tsukuyo**
Uh, th-thanks?
**[11:32] Akemitsu**
So, Tsukuyo-san, you can
rejoin the archery club now.
**[11:40] Akemitsu**
You could even start today if—
**[11:41] Tsukuyo**
Listen, Akagami.
**[11:44] Tsukuyo**
You seem to be confused since yesterday,
but I don't want to do archery.
**[11:51] Akemitsu**
You don't?
**[11:52] Tsukuyo**
Right.
**[11:53] Akemitsu**
Then why do you still insist you're
taking a break and haven't quit the club?
**[11:58] Akemitsu**
Isn't it so you can resume at any time?
**[12:02] Tsukuyo**
It's too stuffy in here. I'm going outside.
**[12:06] Tsukuyo**
Akagami, could you handle
the rest of the housework?
**[12:15] Tsukuyo**
* Damn that Akagami.*
* He doesn't need to worry about that.*
**[12:19] Tsukuyo**
*But what am I going to do now?*
**[12:22] Kid**
This way!
**[12:24] Kid**
Wait up!
**[12:33] Tsukuyo**
Yeesh. Why'd I come here?
**[12:43] Tsukuyo**
Man, they did a sloppy job cleaning up.
**[12:47] Tsukuyo**
Ugh, this bow is strung terribly.
**[13:07] Tsukuyo**
Draw.
**[13:09] Tsukuyo**
Release.
**[13:15] Tsukuyo**
Yeah, right.
**[13:17] Akemitsu**
Hit!
**[13:19] Tsukuyo**
Akagami?! What are you doing here?
**[13:22] Tsukuyo**
Crap!
**[13:23] Akemitsu**
Huh? Tsukuyo-san?
**[13:36] Akemitsu**
Why did you run?
**[13:40] Tsukuyo**
I just didn't want to be seen with you.
**[13:45] Akemitsu**
Are you returning to the
archery club after all?
**[13:48] Tsukuyo**
I told you already, no.
**[13:51] Akemitsu**
But you seemed like you were
having fun at the archery range.
**[14:02] Tsukuyo**
I can't... because it's just fun for me.
**[14:08] Tsukuyo**
I'm not particularly good at archery.
**[14:13] Tsukuyo**
I only started because Yuzu-nee was doing it.
**[14:22] Tsukuyo**
She's the one who should keep doing it.
**[14:27] Tsukuyo**
She was way better than me.
**[14:30] Tsukuyo**
She was popular, too.
**[14:33] Tsukuyo**
But she quit.
**[14:36] Tsukuyo**
I can't do what I want when Yuzu-nee's
pushing herself so hard for our sakes.
**[14:42] Tsukuyo**
You know how difficult it is to
take over a temple, don't you?
**[14:46] Tsukuyo**
Yuzu-nee's still in high school, but she made
that decision and even hired a matchmaker!
**[14:55] Tsukuyo**
I could never do that.
**[14:57] Tsukuyo**
She's amazing.
**[15:03] Tsukuyo**
Huh?
**[15:04] Akemitsu**
In other words, you've forbidden
yourself from having fun
**[15:07] Akemitsu**
because Yuzuki-san is struggling
on top of quitting the archery club.
**[15:13] Tsukuyo**
Yeah, that's what I've been telling—
**[15:14] Akemitsu**
Let's go. There's something I want to show you.
**[15:17] Tsukuyo**
Wh-What?
**[15:25] Akemitsu**
We're here.
**[15:26] Tsukuyo**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Mikazuki
Temple
**[15:27] Tsukuyo**
This is our place.
**[15:29] Akemitsu**
Now let's go behind the main temple.
**[15:30] Tsukuyo**
Hey, wait...
**[15:46] Tsukuyo**
What? Why?
**[15:48] Akemitsu**
I wanted you to see if Yuzuki-san really is
just suffering like you said she was,
**[15:57] Akemitsu**
and accept her for who she truly is.
**[16:04] Tsukuyo**
*No. I don't want to see this.*
**[16:06] Tsukuyo**
* That's the profile I fell in love with.*
* It hasn't changed a bit.*
**[16:28] Akemitsu**
This is Yuzuki-san's true form.
**[16:31] Akemitsu**
Her talent is an invention of your memory.
**[16:36] Tsukuyo**
She's so cool!
**[16:40] Akemitsu**
Huh?
**[16:41] Tsukuyo**
Oh, come on! This is why
I didn't want to see this!
**[16:44] Tsukuyo**
Akagami, you jerk!
**[16:46] Tsukuyo**
Seeing that will make me
want to do archery again!
**[16:49] Akemitsu**
Please calm down, Tsukuyo-san.
**[16:51] Akemitsu**
Were you watching just now?
**[16:53] Akemitsu**
You just witnessed a meathead
perform miraculously clumsily.
**[16:57] Akemitsu**
After more than a year
of practice, she still sucks!
**[17:01] Yuzuki**
I can hear you, Akagami-kun!
**[17:04] Yuzuki**
I-I told you I'm not good at archery.
That's why I quit the club.
**[17:10] Kiki**
Yeah, that much is obvious.
**[17:12] Mia**
It's all right, Yuzuki-san.
**[17:14] Mia**
Your form is beautiful.
**[17:16] Mia**
You just suck at everything else.
**[17:20] Kiki**
Mia, have mercy.
**[17:22] Yuzuki**
A-Again! That was a practice shot!
**[17:30] Tsukuyo**
What? You suck at archery?
**[17:33] Tsukuyo**
And you didn't quit the club
because of the temple? Seriously?
**[17:37] Yzuuki**
Yeah. You didn't know?
**[17:40] Tsukuyo**
Uh, in other words...
**[17:43] Kurage**
You were blinded by your
excessive love for your sister.
**[17:47] Tsukuyo**
Kurage!
**[17:50] Yuzuki**
What does that mean?
**[17:51] Kurage**
It means Tsukuyo-oneechan loves you so much,
**[17:55] Kurage**
just seeing you hold a bow turns her into that.
**[17:58] Yuzuki**
Aw, really? That's embarrassing.
**[18:01] Tsukuyo**
Please stop! I-In any case, Yuzu-nee...
**[18:07] Tsukuyo**
Are you having fun right now?
**[18:09] Yuzuki**
Yeah. I have fun every day.
**[18:12] Yuzuki**
Running a temple is hard work,
but it's fulfilling.
**[18:17] Yuzuki**
I realized this is what I really wanted to do.
**[18:21] Yuzuki**
So you should do what you want, too.
**[18:24] Yuzuki**
Don't worry about family stuff.
**[18:27] Yuzuki**
Actually, uh...
**[18:29] Yuzuki**
It might be nice if you'd coach
me in archery occasionally.
**[18:36] Yuzuki**
Huh? Why are you laughing?
**[18:40] Tsukuyo**
* I hate how stupid I am,*
* but I did remember one good thing.*
**[18:47] Tsukuyo**
*Yuzu-nee was smiling then, too.*
**[18:50] (Flashback) Yuzuki**
I'm thinking about taking over the temple.
**[18:58] Tsukuyo**
I sure worked up a sweat. I should take a bath.
**[19:08] Tsukuyo**
Sorry. I saw you naked again.
**[19:11] Akemitsu**
N-No, I'm sorry.
**[19:15] Tsukuyo**
This keeps happening to us.
**[19:19] Akemitsu**
I'm really sorry for how rude I've been.
**[19:23] Tsukuyo**
It's fine.
**[19:26] Tsukuyo**
More importantly, Akagami...
**[19:27] Akemitsu**
Yes?
**[19:28] Tsukuyo**
I've decided to return to the archery club.
**[19:32] Tsukuyo**
I guess it was because of you. Thanks.
**[19:36] Akemitsu**
I see. I'm glad to hear that.
**[19:40] Tsukuyo**
Hey... Why did you do so much for me?
**[19:46] Akemitsu**
I didn't really like it.
**[19:50] Akemitsu**
Not being able to do what you wanted to
because of your family's circumstances.
**[19:54] Akemitsu**
I've experienced a lot of inconvenience
**[19:57] Akemitsu**
and given up a lot because of
the Akagami family name.
**[20:01] Tsukuyo**
Is that related to why you came to the temple?
**[20:06] Akemitsu**
Perhaps. In any case,
**[20:10] Akemitsu**
I think I wanted to make you happy.
**[20:18] Akemitsu**
U-Um, I'm not done changing...
**[20:20] Tsukuyo**
You know, it's still there.
**[20:24] Tsukuyo**
The hickey you left on me
in the nurse's office.
**[20:28] Tsukuyo**
How should I have you
take responsibility for this?
**[20:31] Akemitsu**
Wh-What would you like me to do?
**[20:33] Tsukuyo**
Should I increase your debt?
**[20:35] Akemitsu**
Anything but that!
**[20:37] Tsukuyo**
Then stand at attention.
**[20:38] Akemitsu**
Yes'm!
**[20:39] Tsukuyo**
Close your eyes.
**[20:57] Tsukuyo**
Dummy.
**[20:59] Tsukuyo**
Now we're even.
**[21:02] Tsukuyo**
Hurry up and put some clothes on.
***SIGN*** Perv-gami
**[21:19] Tsukuyo**
Sorry.
**[21:23] Akemitsu**
Oh, no! Tsukuyo-san forgot her lunch again!
I must deliver it to her!
**[21:28] Kiki**
Akagami, could you pick up
some milk while you're out?
**[21:31] Akemitsu**
Got it!
**[21:33] Tsukuyo**
Yeah, I got a new one.
**[21:35] Mana And Yuki**
Wow.
**[21:36] Yuki**
Looks nice.
**[21:37] Mana**
Amazing.
**[21:37] Akemitsu**
Tsukuyo-san.
**[21:39] Akemitsu**
You forgot your lunch.
**[21:41] Tsukuyo**
Oh, thanks.
**[21:43] Mana**
What's this?
**[21:45] Yuki**
A lunch packed with love from your boyfriend?
**[21:46] Tsukuyo**
I told you, he's not my boyfriend!
**[21:49] Tsukuyo**
He's just...
**[21:51] Tsukuyo**
part of the family.
**[21:53] Mana**
Huh? What does that mean?
**[21:56] Yuki**
You're siblings? What?
**[21:57] Tsukuyo**
Okay, get out of here.
**[21:59] Akemitsu**
Huh? Oh, right.
**[23:44] Both**
Let's establish facts!
***SIGN*** Next Time
Let's Establish Facts!
**[23:47] Kurage**
Indirect kisses?
**[23:48] Kurage**
Only grade school kids care about those.
**[23:51] Both**
Let's establish facts!
**[23:54] Yuzuki**
Already done it?
**[23:55] Yuzuki**
If you don't know what "it" is, then don't ask.
# E6 - Let's Establish Facts!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GD9UVQ9N7/lets-establish-facts)
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**[00:05] Kurage**
*I am Aoba Kurage. I'm almost in high school.*
**[00:09] Kurage**
*I am a fine adult woman.*
**[00:12] Kurage**
*But I intend to keep on growing.*
**[00:20] Kurage**
Nyagosuke, this is called a diary.
**[00:23] Kurage**
It's proof that I'm an adult.
**[00:27] Kurage**
Kiki-san said self-reflection
is the first step toward growth.
**[00:35] Kurage**
* The biggest thing that's happened recently*
* is Akagami-san coming to our home.*
**[00:42] (Flashback) Kurage**
I feel so dizzy...
**[00:48] (Flashback) Akagami**
Are you all right?
**[00:49] Kurage**
*He was such a gentleman.*
**[00:53] Kurage**
* Without a doubt,*
* I was treated like a grown woman.*
**[00:59] Kurage**
I'm an adult.
**[01:07] Kurage**
Done. Now I can reach even greater heights.
**[01:17] Kurage**
Anyway...
**[01:19] Kurage**
*Akagami-san is such a strange person.*
**[01:22] Kurage**
* Our family has begun to change*
* little by little ever since he arrived.*
**[01:27] Kurage**
*But in a very good way.*
**[01:33] Kurage**
* With Akagami-san around, I'll never*
* run out of things to write in my diary.*
**[01:37] Akagami**
Kurage-san, dinner is ready.
**[01:43] Kurage**
Coming.
***SIGN*** Episode 6:
Let's Establish Facts!
**[03:19] Yuzuki**
That bath felt amazing.
**[03:36] Yuzuki**
Let the all-girls meeting begin.
**[03:40] Tsukuyo**
What's going on here?
**[03:41] Yuzuki**
I always step on the scale
when I get out of the bath,
**[03:47] Yuzuki**
but our scale is cursed.
**[03:51] Yuzuki**
That's right. The curse causes it to
display a value far higher than expected.
**[03:58] Tsukuyo**
Are you sure you didn't just gain—
**[03:59] Yuzuki**
Not only that, but mysteriously,
**[04:01] Yuzuki**
this phenomenon has been occurring
since Akagami-kun moved in.
***SIGN*** Delicious Meals
***SIGN*** More, please!
**[04:10] Kurage**
So good!
**[04:11] Yuzuki**
More, please!
**[04:13] Tsukuyo**
Me, too!
**[04:16] Yuzuki**
I imagine some of you have
experienced the same curse.
**[04:23] Tsukuyo**
It's a curse, Yuzu-nee.
**[04:25] Kurage**
Definitely a curse.
**[04:27] Yuzuki**
Uh-huh!
**[04:29] Yuzuki**
I'm glad you understand.
**[04:31] Yuzuki**
Now, let's discuss how we can combat this curse.
**[04:34] Mia**
I know!
**[04:35] Yuzuki**
Go ahead, Mia.
**[04:36] Mia**
How about buying a new scale?
**[04:40] Tsukuyo**
Mia, we're trying to have
a serious conversation.
**[04:44] Yuzuki**
Try not to joke too much.
**[04:45] Mia**
Huh? S-Sorry...
**[04:48] Mia**
Kagura!
**[04:50] Kagura**
There, there.
**[04:50] Yuzuki**
Now, back to how we can lose—
**[04:52] Yuzuki**
I mean, how we can remove the curse.
**[04:57] Mia**
I know!
**[04:58] Yuzuki**
Yes, Mia?
**[05:00] Mia**
How about limiting our carb intake?
***SIGN*** Honor
Redeemed!!
**[05:03] Mia**
I've heard just switching to a diet
focused on meat and vegetables
**[05:07] Mia**
can make the weight melt away.
**[05:09] Yuzuki**
Money...
**[05:10] Mia**
Huh?
**[05:11] Yuzuki**
We don't have the money to buy meat.
**[05:14] Yuzuki**
And these days,
vegetables are expensive, too.
**[05:18] Mia**
I'm sorry.
**[05:20] Tsukuyo**
I know.
**[05:21] Yuzuki**
Go ahead, Tsukuyo.
**[05:23] Tsukuyo**
How about exercise?
**[05:25] Yuzuki**
That's what it comes down to, isn't it?
**[05:27] Tsukuyo**
I'd like to try Pilates.
**[05:31] Yuzuki**
Very well. Though it's difficult
to keep exercising alone,
**[05:35] Yuzuki**
if we work together,
we should be able to do it.
**[05:38] Yuzuki**
We'll begin tomorrow morning.
**[05:41] All**
Yeah!
**[05:46] Tsukuyo**
This is pretty tough.
**[05:54] Yuzuki**
That's what makes it an
effective inner muscle workout.
**[05:59] Mia**
Penance by Pilates!
***SIGN*** Penance by Pilates
**[06:04] Kurage**
So this is how adults exercise.
**[06:07] Kurage**
Huh?
**[06:14] Yuzuki**
Well, I need to chop firewood.
**[06:18] Tsukuyo**
I've gotta get ready for practice.
**[06:22] Kurage**
I'll do the laundry.
**[06:24] Mia**
I'll help you.
**[06:30] Yuzuki**
I've been thinking, aren't we
pretty active all the time?
**[06:35] Tsukuyo**
Yeah, we are.
**[06:37] Kurage**
Yeah.
**[06:38] Mia**
Aren't you going to work out with us, Kagura?
**[06:41] Kagura**
Since I'm an adult,
I'm able to maintain my figure.
**[06:45] Kurage**
Like a true adult.
**[06:47] Tsukuyo**
That's not fair!
**[06:49] Yuzuki**
Perhaps this is our only option after all.
**[06:57] Yuzuki**
Dieting...
**[06:58] Kurage**
No...
***SIGN*** Dieting
**[07:04] Tsukuyo**
Hang on a minute!
**[07:06] Yuzuki**
But there's no other way.
**[07:07] Tsukuyo**
I know, but don't we need
Akagami's help to do that?
**[07:12] Yuzuki**
You're right. At our temple,
you eat everything you're served.
***SIGN*** Temple Rule
***SIGN*** Eat everything
you're served
**[07:18] Yuzuki**
As long as we have this rule, we need
Akagami-kun to cook less than he usually does.
**[07:24] Tuskuyo**
B-B-But it'd be kind of embarrassing
if Akagami found out we're dieting.
**[07:32] Yuzuki**
You're so cute, Tsukuyo.
**[07:33] Tsukuyo**
Huh?
**[07:34] Mia**
You're such an innocent girl.
**[07:36] Tsukuyo**
Huh?
**[07:36] Kurage**
You're such a flirt.
**[07:39] Tsukuyo**
Kurage?
**[07:41] Kagura**
Why don't you just marry him?
**[07:45] Tsukuyo**
Marry him?!
**[07:46] Tsukuyo**
Kagura, what are you talking about?!
**[07:49] Kurage**
I agree.
**[07:51] Tuskuyo**
What?!
**[07:53] Kurage**
I think of Akagami-san as part of the family.
**[07:58] Kurage**
I wish he could stay here forever.
**[08:01] Tsukuyo**
Kurage...
**[08:02] Kurage**
If you married him, maybe he'd stay forever.
**[08:07] Tsukuyo**
You like Akagami that much?
**[08:11] Kurage**
Akagami-san's cooking is just so delicious.
**[08:15] Kurage**
He's got such a strong hold over my stomach,
**[08:18] Kurage**
I'd be willing to give up my sister for it.
**[08:21] Both**
What in the world are you saying?!
**[08:23] Tsukuyo**
Family and food are on the same level for you?!
**[08:26] Tsukuyo**
You're going to make me cry!
**[08:28] Kurage**
Family members aren't food.
**[08:31] Tsukuyo**
Are all those nutrients
not reaching your brain?!
**[08:33] Kurage**
Anyway, since Yuzuki-oneechan is engaged...
**[08:38] Kurage**
Will you marry Akagami-san, Tsukuyo-oneechan?
**[08:42] Tsukuyo**
Don't you think you're taking
my marriage too lightly?!
**[08:45] Tsukuyo**
I-If you think that'll solve the problem,
why don't *you* marry Akagami?
**[08:50] Tsukuyo**
Just kidding.
**[08:52] Kurage**
I see.
**[08:54] Kurage**
I'm off to seduce Akagami-san.
***SIGN*** Let's make it so!!
**[08:56] Both**
No, wait!
**[09:00] Yuzuki**
Now that I think about it,
**[09:02] Yuzuki**
Akagami's cooking is mostly
vegetarian and low-calorie.
**[09:06] Yuzuki**
Maybe we're just growing.
**[09:09] Tsukuyo**
Yeah, we're just growing.
**[09:11] Mia**
Oh, we're all growing.
**[09:15] Kurage**
I see.
**[09:16] Yuzuki**
So I'm sure we weigh
exactly as much as we should.
**[09:21] Yuzuki**
Our weights will go back to normal soon.
**[09:25] Akagami**
Thank you for waiting, everyone.
**[09:27] Akagami**
Today, I tried making some Japanese sweets.
**[09:32] Akagami**
Please have some.
**[09:35] Tsukuyo**
Damn you, Akagami!
**[09:38] Yuzuki**
A-Akagami-kun...
**[09:40] Kurage**
Marry me.
**[09:42] Kurage**
My, my.
***SIGN*** Out of Order
**[09:45] All**
They're so good!
**[09:49] Kurage**
The meals and snacks Akagami-san
made today were delicious, too.
**[10:02] Kurage**
I wish Akagami-san would stay forever.
**[10:07] Kurage**
I wonder if he'll wait for me
to become an adult.
***SIGN*** You can't warm your buns over a votive candle.
**[10:26] Yuzuki**
Akagami-kun.
**[10:28] Akagami**
What is it, Yuzuki-san?
**[10:31] Yuzuki**
Um... Could you start adding
pickled radishes to all our meals?
**[10:39] Akagami**
Sure, I don't mind.
**[10:40] Yuzuki**
Thanks a bunch, Akagami-kun.
I'll look forward to it.
**[10:45] Akagami**
*But why pickled radishes?*
**[10:50] Akagami**
*An axe?! Why is she carrying an axe?!*
**[10:56] Akagami**
Is she planning to execute me?
**[10:59] Akagami**
No, that's ridiculous. Yuzuki-san would never—
**[11:07] Akagami**
That sound... There's no mistaking it.
**[11:09] Akagami**
She's practicing her beheading skills.
**[11:11] Akagami**
Is she going to split my skull open?
**[11:15] Yuzuki**
Akagami-kun!
**[11:20] Akagami**
I-I must do something to improve her mood!
**[11:31] Tsukuyo**
Wow, what an extravagant breakfast.
**[11:35] Kurage**
It looks so tasty.
**[11:37] Mia**
Uh-huh.
**[11:41] Akagami**
It's nothing special.
**[11:43] Akagami**
*I included all of Yuzuki-san's favorites.*
**[11:46] Akagami**
*This should fix her poor mood.*
**[11:56] Akagami**
*No reaction?!*
***SIGN*** No Reaction
**[12:01] Mia**
What's wrong, Akagami?
**[12:04] Akagami**
*No, it's not over yet.*
**[12:06] Akagami**
* I know she'll love the top-quality*
* pickled radishes she requested.*
***SIGN*** Crunch
***SIGN*** Crunch
***SIGN*** Munch
***SIGN*** Munch
***SIGN*** Chew
***SIGN*** Chew
**[12:19] Akagami**
*My life is over...*
**[12:22] Mia**
Akagami! Akagami!
**[12:27] Akagami**
When will she tell me the execution date?
**[12:30] Akagami**
Will I have another chance before then?
**[12:35] Akagami**
Yuzuki-san? What is it this time?
**[12:39] Akagami**
Yuzuki-san—
**[12:47] Yuzuki**
I can't take it anymore! My legs fell asleep!
**[12:50] Akagami**
Huh?
**[12:51] Yuzuki**
Akagami-kun, thank goodness you're here.
**[12:54] Yuzuki**
Lend me your hand.
**[12:57] Akagami**
Um, what about my execution?
**[13:00] Yuzuki**
What are you talking about?
**[13:02] Yuzuki**
Just give me your hand.
**[13:03] Kiki**
What do you think you're stopping for?
**[13:07] Kiki**
You must be punished.
**[13:10] Kiki**
Take this.
**[13:11] Yuzuki**
Kiki-san, no!
**[13:13] Yuzuki**
Spare me!
**[13:17] Yuzuki**
I can't! I can't take it anymore!
**[13:20] Akagami**
*Th-This is kind of hot.*
**[13:26] Akagami**
You were training just now?
**[13:29] Kiki**
To be precise, she was practicing her training.
**[13:32] Kiki**
She needs to get used to it first.
**[13:33] Akagami**
I see.
**[13:34] Kiki**
What she was just doing is called "teizu."
***SIGN*** Teizu
***SIGN*** Please allow
me to enter
**[13:37] Kiki**
It's the first hurdle to
training at the head temple,
***SIGN*** No!
**[13:41] Kiki**
and you only managed two hours.
**[13:42] Kiki**
You're actually required
to do it for two whole days.
**[13:47] Akagami**
And the axe she had this morning?
**[13:50] Kiki**
She was practicing her firewood chopping.
**[13:52] Kiki**
It's one of the daily chores you're
expected to do while training.
**[13:55] Akagami**
I thought she was going to
use it to chop me apart.
**[13:58] Yuzuki**
Why would you think that?!
**[14:00] Kiki**
The same goes for breakfast this morning.
**[14:02] Kiki**
Private conversations
are prohibited during meals.
**[14:04] Kiki**
You mustn't make a single sound,
**[14:07] Kiki**
not even if you're eating pickled radishes.
**[14:10] Akagami**
That was part of her training, too?
**[14:12] Kiki**
In any case, she's too clumsy.
**[14:15] Kiki**
She needs to practice as much as possible
so she can become a head priest soon.
**[14:19] Akagami**
You're right.
**[14:20] Yuzuki**
You agree with her?
**[14:21] Kiki**
Anyway, that's what she's up to.
**[14:23] Kiki**
I'm sure it'll cause you all kinds of trouble,
but I'd appreciate your help.
**[14:27] Akagami**
Of course.
**[14:29] Akagami**
* So she's training.*
* Yuzuki-san never fails to impress.*
**[14:32] Akagami**
* I'd like to begin pursuing*
* my own enlightenment, but...*
**[14:35] Akagami**
* No, right now I should spend all*
* my energy supporting Yuzuki-san.*
**[14:39] Kiki**
Oh, right.
**[14:42] Kiki**
Do you want to train, too?
**[14:44] Akagami**
Huh?
**[14:45] Yuzuki**
What?
**[14:46] Akagami**
Are you sure?
**[14:47] Kiki**
You looked like you were about to force
yourself on Yuzuki-san out of frustration
**[14:51] Kiki**
unless I allowed you to train with her.
**[14:53] Akagami**
Did I? I'm so sorry!
**[14:57] Akagami**
Do I have the right to train, though?
**[15:01] Akagami**
I'm still in debt.
**[15:03] Kiki**
What are you talking about?
**[15:04] Kiki**
I've seen all the efforts
you've made at the temple.
**[15:09] Kiki**
Hold your head high.
You haven't been wasting your time here.
**[15:17] Yuzuki**
It'd be encouraging to have a training partner.
**[15:22] Akagami**
Then I gratefully accept your offer.
**[15:24] Kiki**
Good.
**[15:25] Akagami**
Yuzuki-san, I look forward
to training with you.
**[15:28] Yuzuki**
Let's do our best, Akagami-kun.
**[15:29] Akagami**
Indeed.
**[15:34] Mia**
E-Excuse me!
**[15:35] Akagami**
Mia-san?
**[15:36] Mia**
Will you allow me to train with you?
**[15:39] Kagura**
Go, go.
**[15:41] Yuzuki**
What?
**[15:42] Akagami**
You're going to train with us, Mia-san?
**[15:44] Akagami**
How truly encouraging!
**[15:45] Mia**
Really?
**[15:47] Akagami**
Yes, we'd love to have you.
**[15:48] Mia**
That's great!
**[15:50] Mia**
Anyway, thank you for training me.
**[15:53] Kiki**
Uh, sure.
**[15:55] Akagami**
We have nothing to fear now!
**[16:00] Tsukuyo**
I'm home.
**[16:02] Tsukuyo**
You started training with Yuzu-nee?
**[16:06] Tsukuyo**
So you're Kiki-san's students now?
**[16:09] Mia**
Yes.
**[16:10] Akagami**
I suppose we are.
**[16:11] Tsukuyo**
I see. Which means...
**[16:16] Tsukuyo**
You'll undergo tokudo. It won't be easy.
**[16:20] Both**
Tokudo?
**[16:21] Tsukuyo**
What?
**[16:23] Kiki**
Oh, right.
**[16:25] Kiki**
I forgot to explain that part.
**[16:27] Both**
Master...
**[16:29] Kiki**
There are steps that must be taken
to become a head priest.
**[16:32] Kiki**
Before entering the training ground,
you must first undergo "tokudo."
***SIGN*** Tokudo
**[16:36] Kiki**
It involves studying sutras
and rituals under a master
***SIGN*** Reading Sutras and Other Texts
***SIGN*** How to Fold Work Clothes
**[16:40] Kiki**
and earning the right to become a priest.
***SIGN*** Workflow
**[16:42] Kiki**
Put simply, it's becoming a priest.
**[16:46] Both**
I see.
**[16:49] Akagami**
Wait, what? I hadn't become a priest yet?
**[16:53] Kiki**
No, you were just living at a temple.
**[16:57] Akagami**
Just living at a temple?
**[17:02] Mia**
What's wrong, Akagami?!
**[17:04] Akagami**
I was able to preserve my sanity
while living with women
**[17:08] Akagami**
because I thought I'd become a priest.
***SIGN*** Harem!!
***SIGN*** Debauchery!!
**[17:16] Akagami**
Now that I know that was a lie,
my worldly desires...
**[17:21] Mia**
Calm down, Akagami!
**[17:22] Kiki**
That's right. Calm down.
**[17:25] Mia**
Could you stop doing that, please?
***SIGN*** Squish
**[17:27] Kiki**
I'm teaching him to resist his worldly desires.
**[17:30] Mia**
I'll be the one to handle that!
**[17:35] Mia**
Oh, uh...
**[17:39] Akagami**
W-Was my path to enlightenment an illusion?
**[17:44] Yuzuki**
No, it wasn't.
**[17:47] Yuzuki**
Trying to achieve enlightenment
is the path to enlightenment itself.
**[17:52] Yuzuki**
That's the second rule to achieving
enlightenment, Akagami-kun.
**[17:56] Akagami**
Yuzuki-san...
**[17:57] Yuzuki**
Kiki-san, I completed six hours of teizu.
**[18:00] Kiki**
Oh? Let's see.
**[18:03] Yuzuki**
It was easier than I...
**[18:05] Kiki**
Poke, poke.
**[18:06] Yuzuki**
I'm ready to move on to
the next stage of training.
**[18:12] Yuzuki**
I can't...
**[18:14] Kiki**
You've still got a long way to go.
**[18:16] Kiki**
Come on, go chop some wood next.
**[18:21] Yuzuki**
Thank you for your instruction!
**[18:23] Akagami**
Yuzuki-san certainly is impressive.
**[18:26] Akagami**
She's made so much more progress than me.
**[18:28] Kiki**
Is that what you think?
**[18:34] Kiki**
Yuzuki hasn't undergone tokudo yet, either.
**[18:37] Both**
Huh?
**[18:37] Kiki**
Like you, she hasn't even become a priest yet,
**[18:42] Kiki**
though it sounds like she made
herself out to be more than she is.
**[18:44] Kiki**
If there's anything about her that
seems different, it's her mindset.
**[18:52] Kiki**
Normally, my students train for
a year before undergoing tokudo,
**[18:57] Kiki**
but she's attempting to do that in six months,
**[18:59] Kiki**
while attending school, no less,
**[19:02] Kiki**
so she can become a head priest
as quickly as possible.
**[19:07] Akagami**
And she's doing it to keep
Mikazuki Temple open.
**[19:11] Akagami**
I mustn't dawdle, either!
**[19:15] Akagami**
Yuzuki-san!
**[19:22] Akagami**
Let me join you!
**[19:26] Yuzuki**
Sure. I've been waiting for you to ask.
**[19:29] Akagami**
Yuzuki-san—
**[19:31] Mia**
But you said we'd fight together.
**[19:35] Akagami**
What? I wasn't trying to cut you out.
**[19:38] Akagami**
Of course you can join us. Right?
**[19:42] Akagami**
Let's master chopping wood
together and undergo tokudo.
**[19:46] All**
Yeah!
**[19:49] Kiki**
Chopping wood has nothing
to do with tokudo, though.
**[19:52] Kiki**
Well, whatever.
**[19:54] Kurage**
Kiki-san and Yuzuki-oneechan, we have a guest.
**[19:58] Hoan**
Pardon the intrusion.
**[20:00] Kiki**
Yikes.
**[20:00] Yuzuki**
Hoan-san?
**[20:06] Both**
Oh...
**[20:08] Tsukuyo**
That's Yuzu-nee's fiance?
**[20:10] Kurage**
Why do you suppose he's here?
**[20:12] Akagami**
I have no idea.
**[20:14] Kurage**
What? Didn't he come to get down and dirty?
**[20:17] Tsukuyo**
Kurage?!
**[20:18] Kurage**
They're engaged, right?
They have an adult relationship.
**[20:21] Kagura**
My, my.
**[20:23] Tsukuyo**
Yuzu-nee would never do anything
like that. Right, Akagami?
**[20:27] Akagami**
Is he using his engagement to
Yuzuki-san to do things with her?!
**[20:31] Tsukuyo**
She would?!
**[20:33] Kagura**
They're doing special training,
mostly with their lower bodies.
**[20:36] Mia**
They're doing what? How very intriguing.
**[20:39] Kurage**
I think I'll watch until they're done
since I'm so worried about them.
**[20:43] Tsukuyo**
Why do you all seem to be enjoying this?!
**[20:46] Hoan**
You're Yuzuki-san's family, aren't you?
**[20:50] Hoan**
I apologize for suddenly dropping in.
**[20:52] Hoan**
I just had to see the temple
and family she was so proud of.
**[20:56] Tsukuyo**
Oh, uh... yes.
**[20:59] Hoan**
I had some business to attend to, as well.
**[21:01] Hoan**
Akagami-kun, was it?
**[21:03] Hoan**
Do you have a moment?
**[21:07] Hoan**
Well, well.
**[21:09] Hoan**
This is even worse than I thought.
**[21:11] Yuzuki**
I'm sorry.
**[21:14] Kiki**
If you've got a problem with it, then leave.
**[21:16] Yuzuki**
What? Kiki-san, you got changed, too?
**[21:18] Akagami**
*Why was I invited to this meeting?*
**[21:21] Hoan**
You haven't changed at all, Kiki.
**[21:24] Hoan**
Aoba Yuzuki-san, I heard you
haven't entered the priesthood yet.
**[21:28] Yuzuki**
No.
**[21:29] Kiki**
So what if she hasn't? You wanna go, huh?
**[21:33] Yuzuki**
Kiki-san, what's gotten into you?!
**[21:36] Kiki**
You'll be surprised to learn
that I've become her master.
**[21:39] Kiki**
I'll turn her into a priest in just six months.
**[21:44] Yuzuki**
Uh, Kiki-san?!
**[21:46] Hoan**
That will be too late.
**[21:49] Hoan**
You will undergo tokudo within three months.
**[21:55] Kiki**
What are you talking about?
**[21:57] Kiki**
You know how strict our sect's tokudo is.
**[22:00] Hoan**
If you can't, then I'd like to
call off our engagement.
***SIGN*** Next Time
What Color Is Your Underwear?
**[23:45] Kurage**
Tsukuyo-oneechan, what's your favorite color?
**[23:47] Tsukuyo**
Pink, I guess. Light blue is good, too.
**[23:50] Tsukuyo**
I also like red. It's the color of passion.
**[23:52] Kurage**
How bold of you.
**[23:54] Kurage**
By the way, what are you wearing today?
**[23:56] Tsukuyo**
Hold on, what are we talking about?
# E7 - What Color Is Your Underwear?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GQJUGVND8/what-color-is-your-underwear)
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**[00:01] Kiki**
Starting today, we'll begin
preparing for tokudo in earnest.
**[00:05] Kiki**
Are you ready?
**[00:07] All**
Yes!
**[00:08] Kiki**
Let's show that rotten priest a thing or two.
**[00:11] Both**
Yes!
**[00:12] Kiki**
Now let me ask you this.
**[00:14] Kiki**
What color is your underwear?
**[00:21] Kiki**
White? Or another color?
**[00:24] Yuzuki**
Kiki-san, we're short on time.
Can you take this seriously?
**[00:27] Kiki**
Oh, I'm super serious.
**[00:29] Kiki**
Training is meant to return your body
and mind to a blank white state.
**[00:35] Kiki**
Even a simple undergarment
must follow certain rules.
**[00:38] Kiki**
It must be a plain and unadorned white.
**[00:41] Akagami**
I don't own white underwear
since I wear boxers.
**[00:45] Yuzuki**
Mine are in the wash.
**[00:47] Mia**
I only have red and black underwear.
**[00:49] Both**
Red and black?
**[00:51] Mia**
What? Why are you so shocked?
**[00:55] Kiki**
So you don't have any on hand...
**[00:58] Kiki**
We have no choice, then.
**[00:59] Kiki**
Today, you'll train commando.
***SIGN*** Episode 7:
What Color Is Your Underwear?
**[02:38] Mia**
This makes me so anxious.
**[02:40] Mia**
Yuzuki-san, does it not bother you,
being made to do something so outrageous?
**[02:45] Yuzuki**
I-It's a little embarrassing, but I can handle
it if I imagine it's part of my training.
**[02:56] Akagami**
Kiki-san...
**[02:57] Akagami**
Thank you.
**[02:57] Akagami**
I hate you.
**[02:59] Kiki**
That's an impressive trick.
**[03:02] Kiki**
We'll begin with zazen.
**[03:04] Kiki**
Straighten your posture and calm your mind.
**[03:09] Kiki**
No matter what kind of thoughts
enter your mind,
**[03:12] Kiki**
you must not be distracted by them.
**[03:15] Kiki**
Fail, and I'll whack your
shoulder with a kyosaku.
***SIGN*** Kyosaku
**[03:22] Akagami**
* Thank you. This is exactly the*
* kind of training I was hoping for.*
**[03:29] Akagami**
*Mouth loosely closed, eyes half-open.*
**[03:33] Akagami**
*Breathe slowly through the nose.*
**[03:46] Akagami**
*This is zazen.*
**[03:49] Akagami**
* Unblinded by worldly thoughts,*
* simply sensing the air around me.*
**[03:57] Akagami**
* This must be what it means*
* to have a calm mind.*
***SIGN*** QUIVER
QUIVER
**[04:24] Kiki**
What's wrong, Akagami? Get up.
**[04:29] Kiki**
Next, we'll copy sutras.
**[04:31] Kiki**
Write each and every character carefully.
**[04:35] Akagami**
* I made a foolish mistake earlier,*
* but this shouldn't be a problem.*
**[04:40] Kiki**
Oh? You're good at this, Akagami.
**[04:44] Akagmi**
I used to work part-time
at a calligraphy school.
**[04:47] Kiki**
Good handwriting is worth
a lot as a head priest.
**[04:52] Kiki**
Why don't you give Yuzuki some tips?
I'm stepping out for a moment.
**[05:03] Akagami**
Yuzuki-san, the way you're holding the brush is...
**[05:10] Akagami**
lewd!
**[05:11] Yuzuki**
Lewd?!
**[05:12] Akagami**
Oh, I'm sorry! First, your thumb should be—
**[05:17] Mia**
Oh, jeez. Here, have a tissue...
***SIGN*** Crotch
***SIGN*** No Underwear
**[05:23] Mia**
I-I'll clean that up for you.
**[05:25] Akagami**
Mia-san?!
**[05:29] Mia**
It's okay, it's okay.
**[05:31] Akagami**
Mia-san, stop! No more!
**[05:35] Akagami**
Ow!
**[05:37] Akagami**
What?! Why only me?!
**[05:39] Akagami**
Ow!
**[05:44] Mia**
Um...
**[05:46] Mia**
All we did today was get in your way.
**[05:49] Akagami**
Our deepest apologies.
**[05:52] Yuzuki**
It's okay.
**[05:54] Yuzuki**
But you know...
**[05:57] Yuzuki**
Maybe you two should take your time
instead of accommodating me.
**[06:00] Akagami**
No, it's fine!
**[06:04] Both**
We even bought white underwear!
**[06:06] Mia**
And bras!
**[06:09] Akagami**
Now we're good to go.
**[06:10] Mia**
Nice work, Akagami!
**[06:10] Yuzuki**
Uh, okay.
**[06:11] Yuzuki**
*These two are sort of similar.*
**[06:15] Yuzuki**
Well, let's get plenty of rest
so we can try again tomorrow.
**[06:18] Both**
Got it!
**[06:21] Akagami**
We're back!
**[06:24] Kiki**
Starting today, the three
of you will sleep here.
**[06:28] Kiki**
During your training, each of you
will sleep on a single tatami mat.
**[06:32] Kiki**
It can't hurt to start getting used to it now.
**[06:35] Akagami**
I can't sleep like this!
**[06:38] Mia**
All we get are futons on the floor?!
**[06:39] Yuzuki**
Don't men and women typically
sleep separately, Kiki-san?
**[06:43] Yuzuki**
Huh? Kiki-san?!
**[06:45] Akagami**
There!
**[06:45] Akagami**
This should allow us to sleep!
**[06:47] Yuzuki**
That's it!
**[06:49] Mia**
Nice thinking, Akagami!
**[06:56] (Flashback) Kiki**
What do you think you're doing?
**[06:58] (Flashback) Kiki**
What need is there for her
to rush her tokudo so much?
**[07:02] (Flashback) Hoan**
Three months from now,
a sect meeting will be held at this temple.
***SIGN*** Sect Meeting
**[07:09] (Flashback) Hoan**
It was a decision made by the higher-ups.
***SIGN*** Sect Meeting
**[07:11] (Flashback) Kiki**
Wha?!
***SIGN*** Sect Meeting
**[07:14] (Flashback) Hoan**
Please, don't let my engagement go to waste.
**[07:24] Kiki**
Sheesh.
**[07:28] Kiki**
We'll have to resort to drastic measures.
***SIGN*** Mikazuki Temple
**[07:38] Both**
None of us got a wink of sleep...
**[07:43] Kiki**
Today, I'm thinking of putting you through
a slightly different kind of training.
**[07:54] Kiki**
It's also a reward for all the
hard work you've put in thus far.
**[07:57] Both**
A reward?!
***SIGN*** Sauna
***SIGN*** ~The Day After~
***SIGN*** Accepting
Reservations
**[08:03] Akagami**
Why are we at a sauna?
A mixed-gender one, no less?
**[08:07] Kiki**
You're not enjoying this?
**[08:09] Akagami**
I am, which is the problem...
**[08:13] Kiki**
It's a bit of a drastic measure.
**[08:15] Kiki**
You must face your worldly thoughts
**[08:17] Kiki**
and develop a resistance to the opposite sex.
**[08:21] Kiki**
And to do that, well, you know...
**[08:25] Kiki**
You must experience it.
**[08:26] Akagami**
Experience what?!
**[08:27] Yuzuki**
Let's do our best, Akagami-kun.
**[08:29] Yuzuki**
We're sure to fail our tokudo in three months
if this is enough to make us complain.
**[08:35] Akagami**
You're right, Yuzuki-sa—
**[08:38] Yuzuki**
I'll be okay.
**[08:40] Mia**
Me, too!
**[08:57] Akagami**
*My mind is full of worldly thoughts!*
**[09:00] Akagami**
*Will this really help me overcome them?*
**[09:07] Yuzuki**
I-It's a little cramped in here.
**[09:09] Akagami**
S-Sorry.
**[09:11] Mia**
A-Akagami?
**[09:18] Akagami**
I'm sorry, Mia-san!
**[09:20] Mia**
I-I'm fine, Akagami.
**[09:22] Mia**
But... could you turn off the lights?
**[09:27] Akagami**
You're not fine at all!
**[09:31] Akagami**
This isn't right, Mia-san.
**[09:33] Mia**
You're right. We can't keep
holding back Yuzuki-san's progress.
**[09:38] Akagami**
L-Let's discuss the results
of our training so far.
**[09:43] Yuzuki**
Y-Yeah.
**[09:45] Akagami**
Yesterday, we copied sutras and practiced zazen.
**[09:48] Yuzuki**
Does us sleeping together
count as training, too?
**[09:52] Mia**
Now that you mention it,
**[09:54] Mia**
I noticed something while
we were sleeping yesterday.
**[09:57] Akagami**
What was it?
**[09:58] Mia**
I have an Adam's apple fetish!
**[10:03] Mia**
The way yours bulges is just divine!
**[10:06] Akagami**
That has nothing to do with enlightenment!
**[10:11] Mia**
Have I done it again?
**[10:13] Mia**
H-How was it for you, Akagami?
**[10:16] Akagami**
W-Well, last night...
**[10:21] Akagami**
I was rock-hard all night long!
**[10:23] Mia**
How very masculine of you!
**[10:26] Akagami**
I can't believe I just said that!
**[10:28] Mia**
Yuzuki-san is bright red!
**[10:33] Akagami**
*Why? The worldly thoughts keep coming!*
**[10:35] Akagami**
* At this rate, I'll earn Yuzuki-san's disgust*
* and lose the right to undergo tokudo!*
**[10:41] Yuzuki**
I see.
**[10:44] Akagami**
What?!
**[10:45] Yuzuki**
I see what Kiki-san is up to.
**[10:48] Yuzuki**
She wanted us to experience... makyo!
**[10:54] Both**
Makyo?!
***SIGN*** Makyo
**[10:57] Akagami**
Has the heat finally gotten
to Yuzuki-san's head?
**[11:00] Mia**
Is it because I annoyed her?
**[11:02] Yuzuki**
There's nothing wrong with me!
"Makyo" is a Buddhist term!
**[11:06] Priest**
Holy am I, alone throughout heaven and earth.
**[11:08] Priest**
Actually, I'm hungry.
I want attention from women.
**[11:10] Yuzuki**
Makyo is the excited state that occurs
**[11:10] Priest**
I want to sleep. I want to slack off...
**[11:13] Yuzuki**
when your latent worldly thoughts and desires
**[11:17] Yuzuki**
come to the surface during intense training.
**[11:25] Yuzuki**
If you can overcome it, you'll cease to
be controlled by your worldly thoughts.
**[11:26] Priest**
Enlightenment.
**[11:29] Akagami**
What?! So that's what Kiki-san
wanted us to experience!
**[11:34] Yuzuki**
Yeah, probably.
**[11:36] Mia**
Then, Yuzuki-san, it's your turn next.
**[11:39] Yuzuki**
Huh?
**[11:40] Mia**
Well, go on! Reveal to us all your erotic words!
**[11:44] Yuzuki**
Don't act like we're here to share dirty jokes!
**[11:47] Mia**
Come on, come on!
**[11:50] Yuzuki**
U-Uh, I...
**[11:53] Mia**
Come on, come on!
**[11:56] Yuzuki**
*I can't tell them.*
**[11:58] Yuzuki**
* I can't tell them I've been thinking*
* about Akagami-kun naked—*
**[12:01] Yuzuki**
*or rather, a specific part of his body.*
**[12:03] Yuzuki**
* I can't tell them the things I saw at the*
* love hotel keep replaying in my head.*
**[12:09] Yuzuki**
* And I certainly can't tell them I've thought*
* about what might've happened next.*
**[12:17] Yuzuki**
Well...
**[12:20] Yuzuki**
I don't think I have any worldly thoughts.
**[12:24] Both**
What?!
**[12:25] Akagami**
You've already overcome makyo and
entered a state of perfect selflessness?
**[12:28] Mia**
I knew you could do it, Yuzuki-san!
**[12:31] Yuzuki**
Uh, y-yeah.
**[12:33] Akagami**
Then you've successfully
completed your training.
**[12:36] Mia**
We should report this to Kiki-san.
**[12:40] Yuzuki**
* I can't tell them, because*
* this is a personal problem*
**[12:43] Yuzuki**
*that has nothing to do with my training.*
**[12:48] Yuzuki**
* I can't tell them that watching them*
* get along makes me feel...*
**[12:48] Mia**
This must be what they mean
by perfect selflessness.
**[12:51] Akagami**
You're right.
**[12:55] Yuzuki**
*uneasy.*
**[12:58] Kiki**
You did something a little
different for your training,
**[13:01] Kiki**
but it looks like it worked.
**[13:03] All**
Yes!
**[13:05] Akagami**
I feel like I've come to understand
my own worldly thoughts better.
**[13:07] Kiki**
That's good to hear.
**[13:10] Kiki**
Even if you achieve enlightenment,
your worldly thoughts will remain,
**[13:14] Kiki**
which is why you must face them
rather than run from them.
**[13:18] Akagami**
I see.
**[13:19] Kiki**
If anyone says they don't have
worldly thoughts, then...
**[13:25] Kiki**
they're the biggest and quietest perv of all.
**[13:35] Yuzuki**
I'm not dirty!
***SIGN*** A virtuous man loves the mountains.
**[13:55] Kiki**
You've made some substantial improvements.
**[13:58] Yuzuki**
Thank you.
**[14:04] Kiki**
Let's take the afternoon off.
**[14:05] Yuzuki/Akagami**
What?
**[14:06] Yuzuki**
But why, Kiki-san?
**[14:07] Mia**
Yeah, why?
**[14:08] Akagami**
We're just getting started with our training.
**[14:10] Kiki**
Calm down. Pushing yourself because you're
in a hurry will only result in injuries.
**[14:15] Yuzuki**
But...
**[14:17] Kiki**
"Set aside fame and fortune."
**[14:19] Kiki**
You know what that means, don't you, Yuzuki?
***SIGN*** Set Aside Fame and Fortune
**[14:25] Both**
Set aside... what?
**[14:26] Yuzuki**
It means stop thinking about gains and losses,
**[14:32] Yuzuki**
and focus on the things around you.
**[14:35] Yuzuki**
I guess it's the third rule to
achieving enlightenment.
**[14:39] Yuzuki**
In other words,
resting is part of our training.
**[14:43] Mia**
I'm gonna hang out with Kagura
since I haven't in a while.
**[14:47] Akagami**
But...
**[14:50] Akagami**
I can't believe we're taking today off.
**[14:53] Yuzuki**
What's wrong, Akagami-kun?
**[14:56] Akagami**
Today is December 24th.
**[14:59] Akagami**
In other words, Christmas Eve.
**[15:01] Yuzuki**
What? Akagami-kun, you don't like Christmas?
**[15:05] Akagami**
Every Christmas, my father would try to
divide his time between all his lovers.
**[15:12] Akagami**
And every year, a bloodbath
would break out at our house.
**[15:17] Yuzuki**
Yikes.
**[15:19] Akagami**
Christmas scares me.
It's a horrifying holiday.
**[15:23] Yuzuki**
Uh...
**[15:25] Yuzuki**
In that case, Akagami-kun...
**[15:29] Yuzuki**
Why don't the two of us go out together?
**[15:36] Yuzuki**
Tomorrow, we're throwing a
Christmas party with the others.
**[15:39] Akagami**
What? Even though we live at a temple?
**[15:42] Yuzuki**
Yeah. And we'll be exchanging presents,
so let's choose ours together.
**[15:48] Akagami**
G-G-Got... Got it!
**[15:51] Yuzuki**
What's wrong with you, Akagami-kun?!
**[15:53] Akagami**
* Going out together on Christmas Eve*
* carries too much meaning.*
**[15:57] Akagami**
*Not only that, but I'm with Yuzuki-san.*
**[16:02] Akagami**
*Christmas songs and lights everywhere.*
**[16:05] Akagami**
*The entire town seems to be in good spirits.*
**[16:08] Akagami**
*Damn you, Christmas Eve!*
**[16:11] Akagami**
*But I'll never bend to your will!*
**[16:14] Yuzuki**
Let's go, Akagami-kun.
**[16:17] Akagami**
Okay!
**[16:19] Yuzuki**
This way.
**[16:21] Yuzuki**
What do you think of this?
**[16:24] Yuzuki**
So cute.
**[16:31] Akagami**
Hooray, hooray!
**[16:35] Akagami**
*This is too much fun!*
**[16:40] Akagami**
*So this is the power of Christmas Eve.*
**[16:43] Akagami**
*I require much more training.*
**[16:45] Yuzuki**
Have you chosen your present yet?
**[16:47] Akagami**
Huh? Er, no.
**[16:49] Akagami**
I'm not sure what to buy.
**[16:53] Yuzuki**
You don't need to think about it that hard.
**[16:56] Akagami**
You think so?
**[16:57] Yuzuki**
Buy whatever you'd want to give
that expresses your gratitude
**[17:00] Yuzuki**
for everything people do for you.
**[17:04] Akagami**
I see.
**[17:05] Yuzuki**
Oh, I know. There's actually
a shop I'd recommend.
***SIGN*** Buddhist Goods Specialty Store
***SIGN*** ~Tsukishita~
***SIGN*** Buddhist Goods Specialty Store
***SIGN*** ~Tsukishita~
**[17:13] Akagami**
A Buddhist goods store?
**[17:15] Yuzuki**
Yeah. My senpai's family runs the shop.
**[17:19] Yuzuki**
Since they sell stuff we use
every day at the temple,
**[17:22] Yuzuki**
it might be easier to find something.
**[17:25] Akagami**
I see.
**[17:29] Akagami**
Prayer beads...
**[17:31] Yuzuki**
Is that what you're getting?
**[17:32] Akagami**
No, I just don't have any.
**[17:35] Yuzuki**
Oh, right. I only have informal beads.
**[17:39] Akagami**
Informal?
**[17:40] Yuzuki**
There are formal and informal prayer beads.
***SIGN*** Informal Prayer Beads
***SIGN*** Current
standard!
***SIGN*** Formal Prayer Beads
***SIGN*** 108
beads!
**[17:44] Yuzuki**
Formal beads are used for important
occasions such as the tokudo ceremony.
**[17:49] Akagami**
Ah.
**[17:51] Yuzuki**
But they're pretty expensive.
**[17:55] Yuzuki**
I'll have to borrow Kiki-san's or my parents'
beads for my tokudo ceremony.
**[17:58] Akagami**
I see.
**[18:00] Yuzuki**
I'll become a proper priest soon
and buy my own beads.
**[18:06] Mari**
Don't buy them "someday." Buy them now.
**[18:09] Yuzuki**
Mari-san!
**[18:10] Mari**
Welcome, Yuzukin.
**[18:12] Yuzuki**
It's good to see you again.
This is Akagami-kun.
**[18:15] Akagami**
Nice to meet you.
**[18:16] Yuzuki**
This is my senpai, Mari-san.
**[18:18] Mari**
Hello.
**[18:19] Mari**
If you're looking for prayer beads,
we've got some nice ones.
**[18:23] Mari**
His and her prayer beads.
**[18:25] Akagami**
What? Those exist?
**[18:28] Mari**
Of course. After all, at Buddhist weddings,
**[18:32] Mari**
the couple exchanges
prayer beads instead of rings.
**[18:34] Akagami**
They do?
**[18:36] Yuzuki**
I guess that's not common knowledge.
**[18:38] Mari**
We've got other products for couples,
like for marriage and fertility.
**[18:44] Yuzuki**
Why do you keep showing us those products?
**[18:47] Mari**
Because you're a couple, aren't you?
**[18:49] Akagami**
A coup—
**[18:49] Yuzuki**
No, it's not like that.
**[18:52] Mari**
You're not?
**[18:54] Mari**
But you're here together on Christmas Eve.
**[18:57] Mari**
I thought you were on a date.
**[19:06] Akagami**
*What? Did she just realize that?!*
**[19:10] Akagami**
Um, it really isn't like that between us.
**[19:14] Mari**
Really?
**[19:16] Mari**
There's nothing at all?
**[19:17] Akagami**
N-No.
**[19:19] Mari**
But Yuzukin's blushing.
She must feel something, right?
**[19:22] Akagami**
Huh?!
**[19:23] Yuzuki**
Don't look at me, Akagami-kun!
**[19:26] Mari**
Yuzukin went all-out today.
**[19:29] Mari**
Normally, she dresses more casually.
**[19:33] Mari**
She's even wearing makeup today.
**[19:37] Mari**
And she must be happy,
because she's even gained some—
**[19:40] Yuzuki**
Mari-san, I'd like this, please!
**[19:42] Mari**
Sure, thanks for shopping.
**[19:44] Yuzuki**
It's really not like that, okay?!
***SIGN*** Join us!
***SIGN*** Prayer bead making experience!
***SIGN*** 1,000 yen~
***SIGN*** Ages 5 and up
**[19:46] Mari**
Yeah, yeah.
**[19:47] Yuzuki**
Jeez!
**[19:52] Yuzuki**
Akagami-kun, have you chosen a present yet?
**[19:54] Akagami**
Yes, thanks to you.
**[19:59] Yuzuki**
I'm glad.
**[20:02] Akagami**
*Was Yuzuki-san trying to cheer me up?*
**[20:10] Akagami**
Yuzuki-san, I'm excited for tomorrow.
**[20:15] Yuzuki**
Me, too, Akagami-kun.
**[20:21] Tsukuyo**
It's Christmas already.
**[20:24] Kurage**
The year flew by.
**[20:26] Tsukuyo**
Don't you think it's been
a little too hectic recently?
**[20:30] Kurage**
So much has changed.
I'm even steadily becoming an adult.
**[20:36] Tsukuyo**
If anything's changed, it's Mia.
**[20:39] Mia**
Is my training paying off?
**[20:42] Both**
You've gotten sexier.
**[20:43] Mia**
What?!
**[20:45] Tsukuyo**
You seemed so fastidious at first.
***SIGN*** Show some skin?
Preposterous!
**[20:46] Mia**
Castrate him.
***SIGN*** Pay for your
insolence with
your life!
**[20:48] Kurage**
But now I hardly recognize you.
**[20:50] Tsukuyo**
Your clothes have changed.
**[20:53] Kurage**
There's more emphasis on your curves.
**[20:55] Mia**
Well, it's not on purpose!
**[20:58] Tsukuyo**
Sorry, sorry.
**[21:00] Tsukuyo**
It's a good look on you, and we know
there's no indecent reason for it.
**[21:03] Mia**
I just want Akagami to look at my boobs!
**[21:07] Tsukuyo**
That *is* an indecent reason!
**[21:09] Mia**
No, it's not.
**[21:11] Kurage**
You've gotten pretty pervy, too.
**[21:13] Tsukuyo**
No, I haven't!
**[21:16] Kurage**
And Yuzuki-oneechan is a quiet perv.
**[21:23] Kagura**
My, my. I suppose he's changed all of us.
**[21:30] Kagura**
The four of us used to plan how to drive
Akagami-san out of the temple.
**[21:36] Mia**
You're right.
**[21:38] Kurage**
The biggest change was probably
Akagami-san's arrival.
**[21:43] Tsukuyo**
Now none of us want to get rid of him.
**[21:47] Mia**
Yeah.
**[21:57] Kagura**
Akagami-san is such an interesting person.
**[22:05] Kagura**
He's a real nuisance.
**[22:08] Kagura**
I'll stamp him out.
**[23:45] Kagura**
Question: what can be found
dangling in the middle of the body?
***SIGN*** Next Time
Seeing a Turtle Is Good Luck
**[23:49] Mia**
It's sometimes thick and sometimes thin, right?
**[23:52] Tsukuyo**
Whoa, Mia!
**[23:53] Mia**
And doing it alone is a sign of adulthood.
# E8 - Seeing a Turtle Is Good Luck
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G50UZXK28/seeing-a-turtle-is-good-luck)
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**[00:03] Yuzuki**
We may run a temple,
but we're throwing a Christmas party.
**[00:11] All**
Let's get this party started!
**[00:15] Yuzuki**
That said, officially,
this is just an end-of-year party.
**[00:19] All**
Okay.
***SIGN*** Episode 8:
Seeing a Turtle Is Good Luck
**[01:57] Akagami**
* Today is a great opportunity for me*
* to repay everyone for their kindness.*
**[02:01] Akagami**
*I'll begin by having them taste my specialties.*
**[02:06] Akagami**
*And then...*
***SIGN*** BOOM
**[02:07] Akagami**
* I'll give this present I secretly bought*
* to the magnanimous Yuzuki-san.*
**[02:13] Yuzuki**
He said he prepared a feast.
**[02:14] Tsukuyo**
I'm sure it's primarily root vegetables.
**[02:17] Akagami**
Thank you for waiting.
**[02:21] All**
Meat!
***SIGN*** Meat
**[02:23] Yuzuki**
Akagami-kun?!
**[02:25] Tsukuyo**
Where'd you get this meat?!
**[02:27] Akagami**
I have a connection through an old job of mine.
**[02:29] Akagami**
Today's a special day, after all.
***SIGN*** GRAB
**[02:31] Kurage**
Marry me, Akagami-san.
***SIGN*** PBBBT
**[02:35] Akagami**
I'm honored. Once you're grown up, Kurage-san.
**[02:39] Yuzuki**
Akagami-kun, don't!
**[02:40] Tsukuyo**
Kurage's serious! Don't agree to it!
**[02:43] Akagami**
Now then, everyone...
***SIGN*** CLAP
**[02:45] All**
Let's eat!
**[02:49] Akagami**
Take your time and eat your fill.
**[02:51] Akagami**
There's more over here.
**[02:52] ?**
It looks so good!
**[02:57] Yuzuki**
Now that our bellies are full,
why don't we exchange presents?
**[03:01] All**
Okay!
**[03:02] Akagami**
* The time has come for me to*
* convey my gratitude to Yuzuki-san.*
***SIGN*** TIE
**[03:07] Akagami**
Yuzuki-san, what are you doing?
**[03:10] Yuzuki**
Getting ready to exchange presents.
**[03:12] Yuzuki**
We pull these ropes to see
who we're giving our gifts to.
**[03:16] Akagami**
*Oh, no! Our gift exchange is randomized?*
**[03:20] Akagami**
*This is my first Christmas party.*
**[03:23] Akagami**
* I was planning to give each*
* person their gift separately.*
**[03:25] Akagami**
*Is there anything I can do about this?*
**[03:27] Yuzuki**
Tie these around your gifts, everyone.
***SIGN*** STOP
***SIGN*** TIE
**[03:31] All**
Huh?
**[03:32] Mia**
Huh?
**[03:34] Tsukuyo**
Mia, we don't do the
"I'm your gift" thing in Japan.
**[03:37] Mia**
You don't?!
***SIGN*** TIE
**[03:40] Tsukuyo**
What are you doing?
***SIGN*** ORGAN
**[03:42] Akagami**
I thought I'd give someone
an organ of their choosing.
***SIGN*** Worth about 5 million yen
**[03:44] Both**
That's terrifying! Nobody wants that!
**[03:46] Akagami**
Then what should I do?
**[03:48] Mia**
Same for me!
**[03:49] Tsukuyo**
You didn't bring gifts? Fine, then.
**[03:53] Tsukuyo**
Why don't you use these?
***SIGN*** For 1 Day
***SIGN*** Will Do Whatever
You Ask: Akagami
***SIGN*** Good For 1 Year
**[03:55] Akagami**
I hadn't thought of that!
**[03:56] Mia**
Oh, yeah!
***SIGN*** TWITCH
**[03:58] Yuzuki**
Does everyone have their ropes?
**[04:00] All**
Yeah!
**[04:01] Yuzuki**
Ready, and...
**[04:05] Kurage**
I got gloves.
**[04:06] Tsukuyo**
That's my gift.
**[04:08] Kurage**
Thank you.
**[04:09] Tsukuyo**
You're welcome.
***SIGN*** Whatever I ask...
**[04:11] Kurage**
But I would've preferred Akagami-san's.
**[04:13] Tsukuyo**
What did you want to make Akagami do?
**[04:16] Akagami**
By the way, which rope
did you draw, Tsukuyo-san?
***SIGN*** For
the
Princess
**[04:20] Tsukuyo**
A kokeshi?
**[04:21] Yuzuki**
That's my gift.
**[04:22] Tsukuyo**
Th-Thanks.
***SIGN*** Sounds like her...
**[04:24] All**
*Sounds like her.*
***SIGN*** High
***SIGN*** Low
***SIGN*** Off
***SIGN*** VRRR
**[04:32] Tsukuyo**
Yuzu-nee, this kokeshi is
a different kind of kokeshi!
***SIGN*** KAPOK
**[04:34] Yuzuki**
I'm opening mine.
**[04:36] Tsukuyo**
Yuzu-nee!
**[04:38] Yuzuki**
A piece of paper?
***SIGN*** Marriage
Registration
***SIGN*** Wife's Name
***SIGN*** Aoba Kurage
***SIGN*** Husband's Name
**[04:40] Kurage**
I wish Akagami-san had gotten mine.
**[04:42] Tsukuyo**
Kurage, we're holding a family meeting later.
**[04:45] Akagami**
Looks like I drew my own gift.
***SIGN*** For 1 Day
***SIGN*** Will Do Whatever
You Ask: Akagami
***SIGN*** Good For 1 Year
**[04:48] Mia**
Me, too.
**[04:50] Kagura**
Oh, so did I. Akagami-san,
why don't we exchange gifts?
***SIGN*** Invitation to Nirvana
**[04:55] Akagami**
What's this?
**[04:56] Kagura**
A DVD of dirty photos of Mia-san.
**[05:02] Mia**
Kagura!
**[05:04] Kagura**
What have you done?! When did you take those?!
***SIGN*** HEH HEH HEH
**[05:08] Yuzuki**
It must be a joke. I'm sure
Akagami-kun wouldn't look at them.
***SIGN*** HEH HEH HEH
***SIGN*** GULP
**[05:14] Yuzuki**
Hand it over.
**[05:16] Akagami**
But...
**[05:16] Yuzuki**
Hand it over.
**[05:18] Akagami**
Understood.
**[05:20] Kagura**
Like Yuzuki-san said, that was a joke.
**[05:23] Kagura**
This my actual gift.
**[05:26] Yuzuki**
What is it?
***SIGN*** Tsukimurakumo
Baths Free Pass
***SIGN*** Mixed and Family
Baths Available
**[05:27] Kagura**
Free passes to a hot spring inn.
***SIGN*** Tsukimurakumo
Baths Free Pass
***SIGN*** Mixed and Family
Baths Available
**[05:30] All**
What?!
**[05:31] Kagura**
They operate 24 hours a day, 365 days a year,
***SIGN*** Tsukimurakumo
Baths Free Pass
***SIGN*** Mixed and Family
Baths Available
**[05:35] Kagura**
and they're just around the corner.
**[05:38] Yuzuki**
I had no idea such a miraculous place existed!
***SIGN*** Tsukimurakumo
Baths Free Pass
***SIGN*** Mixed and Family
Baths Available
**[05:40] Kagura**
I have enough for everyone.
**[05:43] Tsukuyo**
Let's head there after this!
**[05:45] Yuzuki**
Thank you so much, Kagura!
**[05:47] Kagura**
No problem.
**[05:48] Kagura**
All of you are always doing so much for me.
**[05:52] Kagura**
Don't worry about it.
**[05:54] Akagami**
There's cake for dessert, everyone.
**[05:58] All**
Christmas is awesome!
**[06:11] Yuzuki**
Thanks for making the offering with me.
**[06:13] Akagami**
It's no problem at all.
**[06:15] Akagami**
I've never had such a fun Christmas.
**[06:17] Yuzuki**
I'm glad.
**[06:19] Akagami**
I suppose every Christmas
must've been like this for you.
**[06:23] Yuzuki**
It hasn't been, actually.
**[06:25] Akagami**
Huh?
**[06:26] Yuzuki**
Our dad moved out,
and our mom left for the head temple.
**[06:31] Yuzuki**
Nobody smiled like they have today.
**[06:40] Yuzuki**
But they've been smiling since you came here.
**[06:49] Yuzuki**
It's probably all because of you.
**[06:53] Akagami**
Yuzuki-san...
**[06:55] Yuzuki**
I'm grateful, you know.
**[06:58] Yuzuki**
So, um...
**[07:03] Akagami**
*This is my golden opportunity!*
**[07:07] Both**
I got a Christmas present for you!
**[07:09] Both**
Huh?
**[07:11] Yuzuki**
You, too?
**[07:12] Akagami**
You did, too?
**[07:14] Yuzuki**
Can I open it?
**[07:15] Akagami**
May I?
**[07:20] Yuzuki**
Is this from Mari-san's shop?
**[07:22] Akagami**
The prayer bead workshop?
**[07:26] Yuzuki**
Does that mean we both went at different times?
**[07:29] Akagami**
We just missed each other.
***SIGN*** The workshop?
***SIGN*** Uh-huh
**[07:30] Yuzuki**
No wonder Mari-san was smiling so much.
**[07:36] Yuzuki**
We've exchanged our gifts, then. Thank you.
**[07:38] Akagami**
Yes. Thank you.
**[07:42] Yuzuki**
We exchanged prayer beads...
**[07:47] (Flashback) Mari**
At Buddhist weddings, the couple
exchanges prayer beads instead of rings.
**[08:00] Yuzuki**
Uh...
**[08:03] Akagami**
Um...
**[08:08] Kiki**
There you are.
**[08:10] Yuzuki**
Kiki-san!
**[08:10] Yuzuki**
Wh-Where have you been?
**[08:13] Yuzuki**
The Christmas party is already over.
**[08:16] Kiki**
There's a problem with your
tokudo ceremony, Yuzuki.
**[08:18] Akagami**
A problem?
**[08:20] Yuzuki**
Do I lack the necessary skills?
**[08:22] Kiki**
No, the problem is with the location.
**[08:25] Kiki**
The ceremony is held at the temple
the candidate trains at.
**[08:28] Kiki**
In other words, it'd be in the
main hall of this temple.
**[08:31] Akagami**
Okay...
**[08:32] Kiki**
Several important members of the
sect attend the ceremony, as well.
**[08:35] Kiki**
And the temple where the ceremony
is held is subject to an inspection.
**[08:42] Kiki**
Sometimes the sect meeting itself is called off
depending on the results of the inspection.
**[08:47] Kiki**
But...
***SIGN*** Duct Tape
***SIGN*** Mikazuki Temple
**[08:54] Yuzuki**
We can't afford to repair...
**[08:56] Akagami**
...the temple's principal figure!
***SIGN*** The critical moment.
***SIGN*** Tsukimurakumo
***SIGN*** Baths
**[09:04] Kagura**
This is it.
**[09:12] Kiki**
We'll figure something out.
**[09:15] Kiki**
Let's enjoy ourselves for now.
**[09:18] Kagura**
Don't worry about the cost.
**[09:20] Kagura**
These tickets are all expenses paid.
**[09:22] Akagami**
What?!
**[09:23] Kagura**
We can even stay overnight.
**[09:25] Akagami**
Say what?!
***SIGN*** Mixed and Family Baths Available
**[09:33] All**
Welcome.
**[09:34] Akagami**
They're kneeling to greet us?!
**[09:36] Kagura**
It's just your imagination.
***SIGN*** SOB SOB
***SIGN*** Tsukimurakumo
***SIGN*** Manager
**[09:39] Akagami**
Is that the manager? He seems to be cry—
**[09:41] Kagura**
It's just your imagination.
**[09:43] Kagura**
Okay, everyone. Get your towels at the
front desk so we can enter the hot springs.
**[09:49] All**
Okay!
**[09:51] All**
The entrance is over here.
**[09:53] Akagami**
When's the last time I visited a hot spring?
***SIGN*** Akagami-sama's Personal
***SIGN*** Three times as good!
**[09:56] Akagami**
What's that?
***SIGN*** Akagami-sama's Personal
***SIGN*** Three times as good!
**[10:02] Akagami**
So I'm going this way, then?
**[10:04] Akagami**
Ah, a welcoming drink.
**[10:06] Akagami**
Thank you.
**[10:11] Akagami**
How very stimulating...
**[10:13] Akagami**
Huh?
**[10:18] Akagami**
Uh... If you'll excuse me...
**[10:20] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** 3-Day
Virility Drink
**[10:22] Manager**
I'm sorry.
**[10:26] Tsukuyo**
Come on, Yuzu-nee.
**[10:28] Mia**
Let me see.
**[10:31] Yuzuki**
What?
**[10:32] Tsukuyo**
Please.
**[10:33] Mia**
Just once.
**[10:35] Yuzuki**
Sheesh...
**[10:37] Yuzuki**
Just once, okay?
***SIGN*** CLENCH
***SIGN*** BUMP
**[10:42] Tsukuyo**
Even your biceps are cute.
**[10:45] Mia**
How do these skinny arms
produce such superhuman strength?
**[10:48] Yuzuki**
Don't call it superhuman.
**[10:50] Kiki**
Chopping wood builds muscle.
**[10:53] Mia**
So Yuzuki-san will become
jacked someday, too?!
**[10:55] Tsukuyo**
I should develop a little more muscle, too.
**[10:59] Kurage**
Yes, since your breasts have gotten fatter.
**[11:00] Tsukuyo**
Kurage, don't phrase it like that.
**[11:02] Tsukuyo**
Besides, I wouldn't want them
to get any bigger...
***SIGN*** SMILE
**[11:08] Kurage**
Then give them to me!
**[11:09] Kurage**
Give 'em!
**[11:10] Tsukuyo**
Ow, ow! You'll tear them off!
***SIGN*** OW OW OW
**[11:12] Yuzuki**
Now, now. No roughhousing.
**[11:22] Yuzuki**
Wow, what an incredible hot spring.
**[11:26] Tsukuyo**
And we've got the whole place
to ourselves! Score!
**[11:30] Mia**
This is impressive.
**[11:35] Tsukuyo**
That *is* impressive.
**[11:36] Mia**
What is?
**[11:37] Yuzuki**
You really are beautiful, Mia.
**[11:39] Mia**
Huh?!
**[11:40] Tsukuyo**
You look like a totally different
person with your hair down.
**[11:43] Mia**
Th-Thank you.
**[11:45] Mia**
You've all got fantastic bodies
that Akagami would like.
**[11:49] Yuzuki**
Th-Thanks?
**[11:51] Tsukuyo**
We're all second to her, though.
**[11:55] Kiki**
What a nice hot spring.
**[11:57] Yuzuki**
How does she have such a nice body
when she lives so indulgently?
**[12:00] Mia**
Wow, Master!
**[12:02] Mia**
Huh?!
***SIGN*** SQUISH
SQUISH
**[12:03] Kiki**
You're not too bad yourself, Mia.
**[12:06] Mia**
Master...
**[12:07] Kiki**
I'm a woman, but even I
find your body attractive.
**[12:10] Kiki**
Oh, dear. I'm straying from
the path of enlightenment.
***SIGN*** WAAAH
***SIGN*** SQUISH SQUISH SQUISH
**[12:16] Tsukuyo**
Okay, quit screwing around and
get in the bath. You'll catch a cold.
**[12:27] Yuzuki**
Hey, where's Kagura, anyway?
**[12:30] Mia**
She's always slow getting
dressed and undressed.
**[12:33] Tsukuyo**
Speaking of Kagura...
**[12:35] Tsukuyo**
She always has her camera.
What's she taking pictures of?
**[12:39] Yuzuki**
*Is it dirty pictures?*
**[12:41] Tsukuyo**
Don't you ever wonder why she came to a temple?
**[12:44] Yuzuki**
Well, it's our policy not to ask.
**[12:48] Mia**
She's always been by my side.
**[12:52] Mia**
We've known each other since grade school.
***SIGN*** Erotic...
***SIGN*** Mia-san!
**[12:55] Mia**
When I was isolated from others...
**[12:56] Young Kagura**
Mia-san!
**[12:59] Young Kagura**
I pitched a tent.
***SIGN*** I pitched a tent.
**[12:59] Mia**
When I ran away from home after
an argument with my parents...
**[13:03] Mia**
And when I came to Japan, too.
She was always right there with me.
**[13:07] Tsukuyo**
Come to think of it,
you were pretty quiet at first.
**[13:11] Mia**
I was nervous at the start.
**[13:14] Yuzuki**
Now you speak more than her.
**[13:16] Tsukuyo**
Kagura never says much about herself.
She seems secretive.
**[13:21] Mia**
She's certainly mysterious.
There's a lot I don't know about her, too.
**[13:26] Mia**
But I can say this for certain.
**[13:29] Mia**
Kagura would never betray me.
**[13:32] Mia**
After all, we're best friends.
**[13:39] Akagami**
*Mia-san, I can hardly believe my luck.*
**[13:42] Akagami**
*So, what is everyone doing in my personal bath?*
**[13:45] Akagami**
* I was so surprised that I hid without thinking,*
* and now I look like a peeping Tom.*
**[13:50] Akagami**
*Not only that...*
**[13:51] Akagami**
* but I have so much vitality, I couldn't*
* come out of hiding even if I wanted to!*
**[13:55] Kurage**
Kiki-san, am I attractive, too?
**[13:57] Kiki**
Uh, sure.
**[13:59] Akagami**
*I must escape without them noticing.*
***SIGN*** SMILE
**[14:06] Akagami**
*She noticed!*
***SIGN*** STARE
**[14:09] Akagami**
*It's over.*
**[14:13] Akagami**
*Huh?*
**[14:14] Kagura**
Sorry I'm late.
**[14:17] Akagami**
*Did Kagura-san figure out what's going on?*
**[14:21] Akagami**
*What an angel.*
**[14:22] Akagami**
*Now's my chance.*
**[14:24] Kagura**
By the way, what would you all do
if Akagami-san were peeping on us?
**[14:31] Mia**
I'd peep on—
**[14:32] Both**
I'd be mad.
**[14:34] Mia**
Huh?
**[14:35] Kagura**
You're right. Not only is it a crime,
**[14:38] Kagura**
but it's a sign of questionable character.
**[14:40] Kagura**
A terrible act like that destroys trust.
**[14:44] Kagura**
We'd have to kick him out immediately.
**[14:46] Akagami**
*Of course you would!*
**[14:49] Yuzuki**
But we'd have to talk it out first.
**[14:54] Tsukuyo**
Considering what he's like, there
would have to be some reason for it.
**[14:58] Mia**
That's right. You still don't
understand Akagami, Kagura.
**[15:04] Yuzuki**
Though I'd probably be mad
since it's embarrassing.
**[15:08] Akagami**
*Akagami Akemitsu, you fool!*
**[15:11] Akagami**
* After they've given you so much trust,*
* how dare you doubt them for even a moment?!*
**[15:17] Akagami**
*I should come out and announce my presence.*
**[15:19] Akagami**
*I'm sure they'll understand.*
**[15:20] Kagura**
You all have such special
feelings for Akagami-san.
**[15:26] Tsukuyo**
Well, not special, exactly...
**[15:28] Yuzuki**
Yeah. We've been through a lot together.
**[15:30] Mia**
They sure are special!
**[15:31] Kagura**
That sounds like a wonderful thing. Right?
**[15:35] Akagami**
Hello, everyone!
**[15:38] Akagami**
It's me, Akagami!
**[15:44] Akagami**
Huh?
**[15:45] Akagami**
Eek!
**[15:47] Kiki**
They seeing a turtle at the
end of the year is good luck.
**[15:50] Kurage**
A turtle?
***SIGN*** Reflecting on His Actions
**[15:54] Yuzuki**
I see. So it was an unfortunate accident.
***SIGN*** Reflecting on His Actions
**[15:57] Akagami**
Yes.
**[15:58] Yuzuki**
But it's also true that
you were hiding for a while.
**[16:02] Akagami**
Yes.
**[16:03] Kiki**
C'mon, that's enough.
He did announce his own presence.
**[16:07] Yuzuki**
I do think that was commendable, but...
**[16:11] Yuzuki**
Well...
***SIGN*** FIDGET FIDGET FIDGET
**[16:13] Yuzuki**
It really was commendable.
**[16:15] Tsukuyo**
Even more strapping than before.
**[16:18] Mia**
So very manly.
**[16:20] Akagami**
Th-Thank you.
**[16:23] Yuzuki**
Well, shall we go?
**[16:25] Tsukuyo**
We're not staying?
**[16:26] Yuzuki**
We can't leave the temple empty for long.
**[16:29] Kagura**
Do you mind if I stay here?
**[16:32] Kagura**
I didn't get to soak for long enough.
**[16:34] Mia**
Then I'll stay, too!
I want to see more of the ryokan!
**[16:38] Yuzuki**
That's fine.
**[16:40] Akagami**
Well, I should go, too.
**[16:43] Kagura**
Akagami-san, I believe you should take
another dip in the bath, as well.
**[16:47] Akagami**
Actually, I was thinking about heading back to—
**[16:50] Kagura**
You're leaving looking like that *down there*?
**[16:54] Akagami**
I'll stay here!
**[17:00] Akagami**
Indoor baths are nice, too.
**[17:02] Akagami**
Anyway, this thing is refusing to go down.
**[17:06] Kagura**
Shall I make it go down?
**[17:08] Akagami**
Yes, please.
**[17:14] Akagami**
Kagura-san?! Wh-Wh-What are you doing here?!
**[17:17] Akagami**
I'll get out right away!
**[17:18] Kagura**
I'm not letting you get away.
**[17:25] Kagura**
Calming it down is a simple task.
**[17:28] Kagura**
I'll lead you to enlightenment.
**[17:36] Kagura**
Just give in.
**[17:39] Akagami**
Destroy all worldly desires!
**[17:48] Kagura**
You really are a persistent person.
**[17:51] Kagura**
I tried so many ways to make you
give in to your desires, too.
**[17:56] Akagami**
Eh?
**[17:57] Kagura**
I reserved the whole inn,
planned that prank in the hot spring,
**[18:01] Kagura**
and drugged you with an aphrodisiac
disguised as a welcoming drink.
**[18:04] Akagami**
*So that's why this is happening.*
**[18:07] Kagura**
My attempts to seduce you haven't worked,
either. I don't know what to do anymore.
**[18:11] Akagami**
Wait a minute!
**[18:13] Akagami**
Why would you do that?
**[18:15] Kagura**
I'm exterminating a pest.
**[18:17] Akagami**
Huh?
**[18:19] Kagura**
I'm asking you, Akagami-san,
to leave Mikazuki Temple.
**[18:24] Kagura**
You're in the way of realizing my plan.
**[18:28] Akagami**
What plan?
**[18:29] Kagura**
The reason I came to Japan.
**[18:32] Kagura**
My plan to raise an erotic queen.
***SIGN*** Training Plan
***SIGN*** Erotic Queen
**[18:37] Kagura**
According to my plan, while living in Japan...
***SIGN*** International Exchange
(Intercourse)
***SIGN*** Nocturnal (Sexual)
**[18:41] Kagura**
Mia-san would have sexual intercourse
with at least one hundred men.
**[18:46] Akagami**
Th-That's insane!
**[18:48] Kagura**
Mia-san is the rightful heir
of the Christoph family.
**[18:52] Akagami**
Kagura-san?
**[18:53] Kagura**
As the great woman leading
the erotic family, she—
**[18:56] Akagami**
Kagura-san, excuse me...
**[18:58] Kagura**
Excuse *me*. I'm speaking.
**[19:00] Akagami**
I'm sorry, but I can't keep up.
**[19:03] Kagura**
I thought my plan would go swimmingly.
**[19:07] Kagura**
I never thought you and Mia-san would
bond over suppressing your desires.
**[19:14] Akagami**
W-Wait a minute. Mia-san doesn't
like her family's philosophy, so—
**[19:18] Kagura**
That's right.
**[19:20] Akagami**
So why would you do that?
**[19:21] Kagura**
Why do you think?
**[19:23] Kagura**
Why would I assist with such a plan?
**[19:29] Akagami**
Kagura-san, have you been
betraying Mia-san from the...
**[19:35] Akagami**
...start?
**[19:36] Mia**
My friend... my very best friend...
and A-A-Akagami!
**[19:43] Mia**
Should I get involved?
**[19:46] Kagura**
One, two, three.
**[19:49] Mia**
Zzz.
**[19:51] Akagami**
Mia-san?!
**[19:58] Kagura**
One, two, three.
**[20:00] Akagami**
Kagu—
**[20:00] Akagami**
Zzz.
**[20:05] Kagura**
The first thing I learned was how to smile.
**[20:11] Kagura**
My family name is Baldwin.
**[20:16] Kagura**
The Baldwin family is linked
to the Cristoph family.
**[20:20] Kagura**
We work secretly in the shadows
for the light that is the Christophs.
**[20:26] Kagura**
Do you understand?
**[20:29] Akagami**
No.
**[20:30] Kagura**
I could never betray the Christophs.
**[20:32] Kagura**
Being born a Baldwin means
being their obedient dog.
**[20:38] Akagami**
Then why don't we do this?
**[20:40] Kagura**
What?
**[20:41] Akagami**
It's not too late to start.
**[20:43] Akagami**
Help Mia-san fight against
the fetters of her family.
**[20:49] Kagura**
I knew you were an interesting person.
**[20:51] Kagura**
Akagami-san, why do you
work at Mikazuki Temple?
**[20:56] Akagami**
Because I owe them money.
**[20:59] Kagura**
What will you do after you've repaid your debt?
**[21:05] Akagami**
After...
**[21:06] Kagura**
Will you go on to become a head priest?
**[21:09] Kagura**
Or will you move out of
the temple and get a job?
**[21:12] Kagura**
Why did you even come to
Mikazuki Temple in the first place?
**[21:17] Akagami**
To defeat the worldly desires that have
long made the Akagami family suffer.
**[21:23] Kagura**
So you ran away from home, then?
**[21:30] Kagura**
You and Mia-san are just running away.
**[21:33] Kagura**
While Yuzuki-san is facing her
family head-on, too. How rude.
**[21:38] Akagami**
I...
**[21:40] Kagura**
Let's make a deal, Akagami-san.
**[21:43] Akagami**
A deal?
**[21:44] Kagura**
I shall take on all your debt.
**[21:50] Kagura**
I'll even pay to have the temple's
principal figure repaired.
**[21:53] Akagami**
Wh-Why would you do that?
**[21:56] Kagura**
You could save Mikazuki Temple
very easily if you'd just move out.
**[22:05] Kagura**
Think about it.
**[23:45] Kurage**
Slap, slap.
***SIGN*** Next Time
Pounding Mochi Is Dirty
**[23:46] Both**
Boing, boing.
**[23:48] Kurage**
Slap, slap.
**[23:49] Both**
Boing, boing.
**[23:51] Kurage**
Slap, slap.
**[23:52] Tsukuyo**
Flat, flat?
**[23:53] Kurage**
Flat, flat?
**[23:56] Both**
Boing, boing!
# E9 - Jealousy
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GWDU8EV9N/jealousy)
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**[00:09] (Flashback) Kagura**
You could save Mikazuki Temple
very easily if you'd just move out.
***SIGN*** Episode 9:
Pounding Mochi Is Dirty
**[01:57] Yuzuki**
There we go.
**[02:00] Akagami**
I see this temple pounds mochi
at the end of every year.
**[02:03] Yuzuki**
We make a whole bunch and
hand them out to our supporters.
**[02:06] Yuzuki**
Let's get this open.
**[02:10] Yuzuki**
We'll split into two groups and get to work.
**[02:12] All**
Okay!
**[02:14] Akagami**
I'll be on Team Tsukuyo-san and Kurage-san.
**[02:17] Tsukuyo**
'Kay.
**[02:18] Kurage**
Nice.
**[02:20] Akagami**
* This is part of my training, as well.*
* I must work diligently.*
**[02:24] Kurage**
Hey, Akagami-san.
**[02:27] Kurage**
Pounding mochi is dirty, isn't it?
**[02:31] Tsukuyo**
Where did that come from?!
**[02:33] Akagami**
Isn't this a traditional activity?!
**[02:35] Kurage**
But the reason people pound mochi...
**[02:38] Tsukuyo**
It's a fertility thing, right?
That doesn't make it dirty.
**[02:41] Akagami**
You've got a cute imagination.
**[02:43] Kurage**
The mallet represents the man,
and the mortar represents the woman.
**[02:48] Kurage**
And the two of them go slap, slap.
***SIGN*** SLAP
***SIGN*** SLAP
**[02:51] Akagami**
Kurage-san, stop!
***SIGN*** SLAP
***SIGN*** SLAP
**[02:52] Tsukuyo**
You're making this really uncomfortable!
**[02:54] Kurage**
Huh?
**[02:55] Akagami**
Shall we switch roles?
**[02:57] Tsukuyo**
Yeah.
**[02:59] Kurage**
But that's not normal.
**[03:01] Tsukuyo**
What do you want us to do, then?!
**[03:03] Akagami**
*Don't lose your composure, Akagami Akemitsu.*
**[03:06] Akagami**
*Just focus on the mochi in front of you.*
**[03:09] Tsukuyo**
Here we go.
**[03:13] Tsukuyo**
Ready, and...
**[03:14] Kurage**
Slap, boing.
**[03:16] Kurage**
Slap, boing.
**[03:18] Kurage**
Slap, boing.
**[03:22] Tsukuyo**
Don't forget to knead the mochi, Akagami.
**[03:25] Akagami**
Forgive me! I don't know where to knead.
**[03:29] Tsukuyo**
What?
**[03:30] Tsukuyo**
Should we switch back, then?
**[03:32] Akagami**
*I can't believe I mixed up mochi with breasts.*
**[03:36] Akagami**
*This time, I won't get distracted.*
**[03:40] Kurage**
Akagami-san, look at those
three big mochi in a row.
**[03:44] Akagami**
What?
**[03:45] Akagami**
Three?
***SIGN*** Mochi 1
***SIGN*** Mochi 1
***SIGN*** Mochi 2
***SIGN*** Mochi 3
***SIGN*** Mochi 2
***SIGN*** Mochi 3
**[03:51] Akagami**
Destroy all worldly desires!
**[03:52] Tsukuyo**
You blinded yourself?!
**[03:54] Tsukuyo**
I'll handle this, Akagami! Go wash your eyes!
**[03:57] Akagami**
Got it.
**[04:03] Kurage**
Here.
**[04:04] Akagami**
Thank you.
**[04:06] Akagami**
Kurage-san, why did you make that joke?
**[04:10] Kurage**
The one about boobs?
**[04:11] Akagami**
Yes, the one about boobs.
**[04:13] Kurage**
Because I thought you'd like it.
**[04:15] Akagami**
But I'm not...
**[04:17] Kurage**
Would you have preferred Yuzuki-oneechan's?
**[04:20] Akagami**
No, no, no!
**[04:21] Kurage**
Or mine, maybe?
**[04:24] Kurage**
Why are you laughing?
**[04:26] Akagami**
I should go help Mia-san and Kagura-san next.
**[04:32] Kurage**
I want to be an adult now.
**[04:36] Akagami**
Where are Mia-san and Kagura-san?
**[04:38] Mia**
Thanks for waiting. I've changed
into my mochi pounding uniform.
**[04:43] Mia**
Pounding mochi is associated
with the rabbit in the moon.
**[04:45] Mia**
A rabbit ended up on the moon when it
offered its own flesh to the hungry Buddha.
**[04:52] Mia**
By pounding mochi,
**[04:53] Mia**
we call upon the noble rabbit's soul
and experience the importance of food.
**[04:59] Mia**
And this is that ceremony's formal attire!
***SIGN*** BA-NI-I
***SIGN*** Complete Collection
of Penances
**[05:01] Kagura**
It's known as Bunny Penance:
Mochi Pounding Version.
**[05:04] Akagami**
That's a real thing?!
***SIGN*** BA-NI-I
***SIGN*** Complete Collection
of Penances
**[05:06] Akagami**
But performing penance
dressed like that can't be easy.
**[05:09] Mia**
D-Don't stare.
**[05:12] Mia**
It's embarrassing.
**[05:17] Akagami**
Mia-san, you'll catch a cold dressed like that.
**[05:20] Kagura**
I brought a stove.
**[05:23] Akagami**
So warm.
**[05:25] Kagura**
Let's begin.
**[05:26] Akagami**
*I couldn't stop it!*
**[05:32] Akagami**
Why are we sharing one haori?
**[05:34] Kagura**
To stay warm and prevent wardrobe malfunctions.
**[05:37] Mia**
It's so warm.
**[05:38] Akagami**
It certainly is warm, but...
**[05:41] Kagura**
Now firmly grasp her chest over
her clothes so nothing slips out.
**[05:44] Akagami**
I don't think this is how this normally works!
**[05:47] Kagura**
In Shared Haori Penance,
a man and a woman share a single haori.
**[05:52] Mia**
This is getting me hot and bothered,
but let's do our best, Akagami.
**[05:56] Akagami**
Now that it's come to this...
**[05:58] Mia**
Akagami?!
**[06:00] Akagami**
* I will grasp not Mia-san's*
* breasts or the mallet,*
**[06:03] Akagami**
*but lift Mia-san herself and pound!*
**[06:07] Akagami**
*Lift and pound!*
**[06:11] Akagami**
*Lift and pound!*
**[06:14] Akagami**
*Lift and pound!*
**[06:16] Akagami**
*All right, this'll work.*
**[06:17] Akagami**
*Lift and pound!*
**[06:20] Akagami**
We did it, Mia-san! This method is—
**[06:23] Mia**
Akagami's holding me from
behind in his big, sexy arms...
**[06:30] Akagami**
Oh, no! We should take a break.
**[06:32] Tsukuyo**
Do you need me to do it for you?
**[06:35] Akagami**
Tsukuyo-san...
**[06:36] Akagami**
Another bunny?!
**[06:39] Tsukuyo**
I can't believe you're blackmailing me
into wearing this by threatening
**[06:42] Tsukuyo**
to tell everyone about our kiss.
**[06:44] Akagami**
Did I say that?
**[06:46] Akagami**
I didn't, right? Tell me I didn't.
I don't remember saying—
**[06:48] Kurage**
Akagami-san?
**[06:50] Kurage**
Why am I the only one wearing
an animal costume?
**[06:54] Kurage**
Tell me. Why? Well? Why?
**[06:57] Akagami**
* This is bad. I'm surrounded by rabbits,*
* a symbol of sexual desire.*
**[07:02] Akagami**
*My worldly desires are running rampant.*
**[07:04] Yuzuki**
What are you doing, Akagami-kun?
**[07:07] Akagami**
Yuzuki-san?!
**[07:08] Yuzuki**
What happened?
I was only gone for a few minutes.
**[07:11] Akagami**
Yuzuki-san, this is, um...
**[07:15] Yuzuki**
I can't believe you made Mia dress like that.
**[07:17] Yuzuki**
Tsukuyo and Kurage, too.
**[07:20] Yuzuki**
What's going on here?
**[07:23] Akagami**
Yuzuki-san, you're going
to break my shoulder...
**[07:27] Yuzuki**
Dressing like a rabbit is penance?
**[07:31] Yuzuki**
I've never heard of that
kind of penance before.
**[07:34] Akagami**
Does that mean the Complete
Collection of Penances is fake?
**[07:39] Akagami**
*She's actually trying to get me kicked out.*
**[07:48] Akagami**
Thank you for waiting.
**[07:49] Tsukuyo**
Vegetable miso soup!
**[07:52] Akagami**
Since it's cold today,
I made something that will warm us up.
**[07:55] Tsukuyo**
So good.
**[07:57] Kurage**
So warm.
**[07:59] Akagami**
Huh? Where's Kiki-san?
**[08:01] Yuzuki**
Maybe she's in her room.
**[08:03] Akagami**
I see.
**[08:04] Akagami**
I'll go take her food to her.
**[08:06] Yuzuki**
Thanks, Akagami-kun.
**[08:09] Mia**
Vegetable miso soup was created by
**[08:12] Mia**
a clothes-washer named Ken-chan
who served the dish to a monk, and...
**[08:21] Akagami**
Kiki-san.
**[08:23] Kiki**
Oh, it's you.
**[08:25] Kiki**
You came all the way out here?
You must be cold.
**[08:27] Akagami**
I could say the same thing.
I brought you dinner.
**[08:30] Kiki**
Thank you.
**[08:32] Kiki**
Care for a drink?
**[08:34] Akagami**
Oh, um... Yes, please.
**[08:40] Kiki**
You really are a good cook.
**[08:44] Akagami**
You don't have to drink out here.
**[08:46] Kiki**
I like the view from here.
**[08:50] Akagami**
The view?
**[08:58] Kiki**
You're quite the drinker.
**[09:00] Akagami**
I haven't had anything to drink
since those mixers.
**[09:04] Kiiki**
Yuzuki's tokudo ceremony is coming up soon.
**[09:07] Kiki**
I'm grateful to you, Akagami.
**[09:09] Akagami**
But we still have no idea how we're
going to pay to repair the principal figure.
**[09:14] Kiki**
No, but once we clear this hurdle,
**[09:19] Kiki**
Yuzuki will be closer to her dream
of taking over Mikazuki Temple.
**[09:23] Kiki**
After that, she'll just have to
discover this temple's true form.
**[09:28] Akagami**
Its true form?
**[09:30] Kiki**
Taking over the temple isn't the finish line.
**[09:33] Kiki**
It's the starting point.
**[09:38] Kiki**
What will you do once Yuzuki
has undergone tokudo?
**[09:41] Akagami**
Huh?
**[09:42] Kiki**
Will you keep working here
**[09:45] Kiki**
or undergo tokudo yourself, continue your
training, and become a head priest?
**[09:49] Kiki**
Yuzuki will become the
head priest of this temple.
**[09:51] Kiki**
When that day comes,
I'll be leaving this place.
**[09:57] Kiki**
I'm sure Yuzuki would find it very encouraging
if someone like you stayed with her.
**[10:05] Kiki**
After all, you're so great,
I wish I could take you with me
**[10:08] Kiki**
when I go to take over my own family's temple.
**[10:10] Akagami**
Running a temple with you
sounds like an interesting path.
**[10:15] Kiki**
Then will you work for me?
**[10:18] Kiki**
I'll make it worth your while.
**[10:20] Kiki**
Serving me for life sounds like
a pretty good deal, doesn't it?
**[10:25] Akagami**
A-Are you drunk, Kiki-san?
**[10:28] Akagami**
I should go take a bath. Excuse me.
***SIGN*** Start like a virgin,
then strike like a fleeing rabbit.
***SIGN*** Sato
Shrine
***SIGN*** Corn
***SIGN*** Baby Castella Cakes
***SIGN*** Takoyaki
**[10:53] Yuzuki**
Okay, everyone.
**[10:55] Tsukuyo**
Happy...
**[10:56] Mia**
...New...
**[10:57] Kurage**
...Year.
**[10:59] All**
Yeah!
**[11:01] Akagami**
Keep your voices down, everyone.
**[11:04] Yuzuki**
Sorry. Were we too loud?
**[11:05] Akagami**
We don't know who might
be watching. Wear these.
**[11:11] Yuzuki**
What are these?
**[11:13] Akagami**
Disguises.
***SIGN*** Temple VS Shrine
***SIGN*** Bloody History
**[11:14] Akagami**
After all, we're in enemy territory.
**[11:17] Yuzuki**
That's a violent thought!
**[11:19] Yuzuki**
I know temples and shrines have a tumultuous
history, but we get along just fine now.
**[11:24] Yuzuki**
There was even a time when
we had Shinto-Buddhist syncretism.
***SIGN*** Shinto-Buddhist Syncretism
***SIGN*** Buddhism
***SIGN*** Shinto
**[11:26] Yuzuki**
There was no distinction
between Buddhism and Shinto then.
**[11:30] Mia**
Huh...
**[11:31] Tsukuyo**
You worry too much, Akagami.
**[11:41] Akgami**
Do you need something?
**[11:42] Tsukuyo**
I wore my long sleeves today.
Don't you have anything to say?
**[11:45] Akagami**
Oh, forgive me.
**[11:47] Tsukuyo**
I don't really mind, but you
should tell girls they look cute.
**[11:52] Akagami**
You look very cute, Tsukuyo-san!
**[11:54] Akagami**
Exceptionally cute! Incredibly cute!
**[11:57] Akagami**
So cute you're more than just cute!
**[12:01] Tsukuyo**
That's enough!
**[12:02] Akagami**
Why did she get mad at me?
**[12:09] Akagami**
Kurage-san, are you writing on an ema?
**[12:11] Kurage**
Yeah.
**[12:12] Akgami**
You're looking extra cute today.
**[12:16] Kurage**
Tsk, tsk, Akagami-san.
**[12:18] Kurage**
You should compliment a grown woman
by telling her she's beautiful.
**[12:21] Akagami**
I see.
**[12:23] Priest**
We're handing out candy for the children.
**[12:25] Kurage**
Candy!
**[12:28] Kurage**
Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!
**[12:29] Akagami**
Kurage-san, you look beautiful.
**[12:32] Kurage**
Thanks.
**[12:37] Mia**
Akagami, I don't know how to draw a fortune.
**[12:41] Akagami**
You flip this upside-down,
***SIGN*** Fortunes
**[12:43] Akagami**
and the number that comes out of
the hole on the bottom is your fortune.
**[12:46] Mia**
Oh, thanks.
**[12:49] Akagami**
Mia-san, you look beautiful.
**[12:53] Mia**
Kimonos certainly are beautiful, aren't they?
**[12:56] Akagami**
That's not what I meant.
**[12:58] Mia**
Was that compliment directed at me?
**[13:01] Akagami**
Yes. Complimenting women
the right way is rather challenging.
**[13:05] Mia**
It's easy. Just directly tell her
what you find attractive about her.
**[13:10] Akagami**
Could you give me an example?
**[13:13] Mia**
Well...
**[13:20] Yuzuki**
Akagami-kun.
**[13:26] Yuzuki**
Are you okay?
**[13:30] Akagami**
You're beautiful.
**[13:31] Yuzuki**
Huh? Uh, thanks...
**[13:34] Akagami**
No, I messed up.
**[13:35] Akagami**
Mia-san taught me to say...
**[13:37] Akagami**
Please let me fu—I mean,
make love to you, Yuzuki-san!
**[13:40] Yuzuki**
You ruined it, Akagami-kun!
**[13:44] Akagami**
Everyone seems to be having fun.
**[13:46] Yuzuki**
It's the first time we've visited a shrine
on New Year's Day in a while.
**[13:48] Akagami**
Really?
**[13:50] Yuzuki**
Every year, all the end-of-year work
rolled over into New Year's Day.
**[13:56] Yuzuki**
But from now on, maybe we'll
get to come together every year.
**[14:01] Akagami**
I hope so.
**[14:06] Akagami**
* If I moved out, that would*
* solve all their money problems.*
**[14:11] Yuzuki**
I'll protect it.
**[14:12] Akagami**
Huh?
**[14:13] Yuzuki**
Mikazuki Temple is where
we belong. I'll protect it.
**[14:19] Akagami**
Yuzuki-san...
**[14:21] Yuzuki**
During my matchmaking meeting, I reached
my destination because I didn't give up.
**[14:27] Akagami**
*That's right. I swore an oath then.*
**[14:33] (Flashback) Akagami**
I'll support her.
**[14:40] Yuzuki**
Wait... Akagami-kun?
**[14:45] Kagura**
* Guiding Mia-san toward becoming*
* an erotic queen is my duty.*
**[14:51] Kagura**
*I thought it was a simple, boring task.*
**[14:57] (Flashback) Young Kagura**
Are you Mia Christoph-senpai?
**[15:01] (Flashback) Young Kagura**
Nice to meet you. I am Kagura Baldwin.
**[15:06] (Flashback) Young Kagura**
Let's be friends, Mia-senpai.
**[15:11] Kagura**
* But Mia-san was an*
* unbelievably rebellious child.*
**[15:16] (Flashback) Young Mia**
I'm on an erotic strike, Kagura!
**[15:19] (Flashback) Young Kagura**
I see.
**[15:20] (Flashback) Young Mia**
I'm making an erotic plan to run away, Kagura!
**[15:22] (Flashback) Young Kagura**
I see.
**[15:24] (Flashback) Young Mia**
I'm going to write non-erotic songs
and spread them everywhere, Kagura!
**[15:28] (Flashback) Young Kagura**
I see.
**[15:29] (Flashback) Young Mia**
I even came up with lyrics!
**[15:30] Kagura**
* Such a strange girl. Why is she so intent*
* on defying her family's philosophy?*
**[15:30] Young Mia**
Not-not-not erotic!
**[15:35] Kagura**
* She should do as they say.*
* It's easier to go with the flow.*
**[15:37] Young Mia**
Not-not—
**[15:39] Young Mia**
No, more like... Not-not-not erotic.
**[15:43] (Flashback) Mia'S Mother**
You want to send Mia to Japan?
**[15:45] (Flashback) Kagura**
Yes.
**[15:47] (Flashback) Mia'S Mother**
Why would we do that?
**[15:49] (Flashback) Kagura**
I tried various methods to guide her
toward becoming an erotic queen,
**[15:54] (Flashback) Kagura**
but Mia-san is still determined to
suppress her desires using reason.
**[15:59] (Flashback) Mia'S Mother**
Yes, it seems that way.
**[16:01] (Flashback) Kagura**
So living a chaste and painfully drab life
at a nunnery might stoke her appetite
**[16:07] (Flashback) Kagura**
and make her seek out men.
**[16:12] (Flashback) Mia'S Mother**
I see. It's reverse psychology.
**[16:15] (Flashback) Mia'S Mother**
Very well, I'll allow it.
**[16:17] (Flashback) Mia'S Mother**
But she must have sexual intercourse
with a hundred men while living in Japan.
**[16:24] (Flashback) Mia'S Mother**
You will capture her conquests on camera
**[16:27] (Flashback) Mia'S Mother**
and send the images to me
once every three days.
**[16:30] (Flashback) Mia'S Mother**
If I don't see results, I will make
both of you return immediately.
**[16:35] (Flashback) Kagura**
I understand.
**[16:40] (Flashback) Mia'S Mother**
May I ask you something?
**[16:44] (Flashback) Mia'S Mother**
You haven't become attached to her, have you?
**[16:50] Kagura**
No, of course not.
**[16:54] Kagura**
*That said...*
**[16:57] Kagura**
* It was impossible to immediately begin*
* sending photos once every three days.*
**[17:02] (Flashback) Kagura**
This will work for a little while.
**[17:06] Kagura**
*That's when he showed up.*
**[17:09] Kagura**
* I set Mia-san on him and succeeded in*
* gathering materials to use in my collages.*
**[17:15] Kagura**
*Everything is going smoothly.*
**[17:17] Kagura**
* Even the stubborn Mia-san*
* has become more cheerful.*
**[17:24] Kagura**
*But is she not genuinely in love with him?*
**[17:28] Kagura**
* Mia-san, mere friendship*
* or lust would be acceptable.*
**[17:34] Kagura**
*But genuine love is forbidden.*
**[17:38] Kagura**
Do you have your answer, Akagami-san?
**[17:42] Akagami**
I've given it a lot of thought,
and I think I should move out.
**[17:47] Akagami**
Both Mikazuki Temple and I need the money.
**[17:51] Kagura**
Yes, you do.
**[17:53] Akagami**
You've offered to take on my debt
and help pay to repair the principal figure.
**[17:57] Akagami**
An amazing offer like this won't
come around a second time.
**[18:00] Kagura**
That's exactly right.
**[18:02] Kagura**
*And the man Mia loves will disappear.*
**[18:05] Kagura**
*All is well.*
**[18:07] Kagura**
I'll send you the money once you move out.
**[18:11] Kagura**
What is it?
**[18:13] Akagami**
I appreciate your thoughtfulness, Kagura-san.
**[18:18] Akagami**
But I must decline!
**[18:20] Kagura**
What? You're refusing my generous offer?
**[18:24] Kagura**
On top of the debt your father left you,
**[18:27] Kagura**
you owe money for kissing Tsukuyo-san,
repairing that scooter and truck...
**[18:31] Akagami**
What? How do you know about all that?
**[18:33] Kagura**
And most importantly,
how are you going to pay to have
**[18:37] Kagura**
the principal figure repaired?
You're running out of time.
**[18:39] Kagura**
Do you have some kind of plan
to get out of this situation?
**[18:42] Akagami**
It's all right! I'll figure something out!
**[18:46] Kagura**
What makes you say that?
**[18:47] Akagami**
I've just got a feeling
everything will be fine.
**[18:50] Kagura**
You're just not facing reality.
**[18:53] Kagura**
Perhaps you should tone down
your meat-headedness.
**[18:56] Akagami**
I won't allow you to continue
insulting Yuzuki-san!
**[18:59] Kagura**
I'm talking about you.
**[19:01] Akagami**
It's true that our money problems would
be solved for the present if I moved out.
**[19:04] Akagami**
But that would merely be a temporary solution.
**[19:08] Kagura**
And you may eventually find yourself
facing the same situation again.
**[19:12] Akagami**
Yes.
**[19:13] Akagami**
Besides, I swore I'd support
Yuzuki-san, no matter what.
**[19:19] Akagami**
There must be something I can do.
**[19:21] Akagami**
So I don't want to run away.
**[19:25] Kagura**
*There's no point in continuing.*
**[19:28] Kagura**
I see. Then I'll withdraw my offer for now.
**[19:32] Kagura**
* Raising money isn't easy. I'm sure*
* he'll come back crying before long.*
**[19:36] Akagami**
Good.
**[19:38] Akagami**
Now I can keep my promise to Mia-san, too.
**[19:42] Akagami**
We swore we'd fight together.
**[19:45] Kagura**
What?
**[19:45] Akagami**
I can't betray her.
**[19:47] Kagura**
*Promise? Can't betray her?*
**[19:50] Kagura**
*How dare you?*
**[19:52] Kagura**
*You're in love with Aoba Yuzuki.*
**[19:56] Kagura**
* Mia-san may not realize it herself,*
* but she's genuinely in love with you.*
**[19:59] Kagura**
*But that love can never be.*
**[20:01] Kagura**
*What will she do once she realizes that?*
**[20:03] Kagura**
* She may be so deeply wounded*
* that she'll never get over it.*
**[20:10] Akagami**
Kagura-san?
**[20:11] Kagura**
Don't talk about Mia-san like you know her!
**[20:15] Kagura**
You can't even take responsibility for her!
**[20:16] Akagami**
You're openly expressing your anger!
**[20:19] Kagura**
What?!
**[20:20] Akagami**
I've never seen you so emotional before.
**[20:22] Kagura**
I'm not mad at all!
**[20:24] Akagami**
But you're even raising your voice.
**[20:27] Kagura**
I'm not raising my voice at all!
**[20:30] Kagura**
What's so funny?!
**[20:31] Akagami**
I'm relieved you can get
so upset on Mia-san's behalf.
**[20:35] Kagura**
I told you, I'm not upset.
**[20:38] Akagami**
You care about Mia-san more than
you care about her family circumstances.
**[20:44] Akagami**
Something seemed off to me
about you betraying Mia-san.
**[20:49] Kagura**
What are you talking about?
**[20:51] Akagami**
After all, when you smile at each other,
you seem genuinely happy.
**[20:58] Akagami**
This wasn't a betrayal. You acted
because you care so deeply about Mia-san.
**[21:04] Kagura**
N-No—
**[21:06] Akagami**
That's why you—
**[21:15] Kagura**
Ugh, I kicked something I shouldn't have.
***SIGN*** Antibacterial
Spray
**[21:18] Kagura**
I'm simply loyal to my job.
**[21:21] Kagura**
In the name of the Baldwin family,
I shall carry out my plan.
**[21:25] Kagura**
I don't know how you got confused.
**[21:35] Mia**
Kagura!
**[21:37] Kagura**
Thank you for waiting, everyone.
**[21:40] Mia**
Have you seen Akagami?
**[21:41] Kagura**
He's gone to sleep.
**[21:44] Yuzuki**
Good timing, Kagura.
**[21:47] Yuzuki**
Do you know any ways to make money quick?
**[21:52] Yuzuki**
I've been asking everyone for advice, but...
**[21:54] Kagura**
Uh...
**[21:56] Mia**
You can count on her.
My Kagura is highly dependable.
**[21:59] Mia**
After all, she and I are best friends.
We're practically the same person!
**[22:04] Mia**
Right, Kagura?
**[22:08] Kagura**
*Good grief.*
**[22:10] Kagura**
*I'm just doing my job.*
**[23:45] Kagura**
The flames of love are cackling.
***SIGN*** Next Time
I Just Got a Little Excited
**[23:47] Tsukuyo**
You mean "crackling."
**[23:49] Kagura**
Your heart is crackling for Akagami-san.
**[23:51] Tsukuyo**
My heart's not pounding for Akagami!
**[23:53] Tsukuyo**
I just got... a little excited.
**[23:56] Kagura**
Then let's hear you sing about it.
# E10 - I Just Got a Little Turned On
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GG1U24WMM/i-just-got-a-little-turned-on)
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**[00:12] Yuzuki**
Akagami-kun, you're awake.
**[00:14] Akagami**
Yes. I feel as though I've died and been reborn.
**[00:19] Yuzuki**
As in reincarnated?
**[00:20] Akagami**
I feel refreshed.
**[00:22] Akagami**
Nothing could scare me now.
**[00:24] Yuzuki**
Well, don't push yourself.
**[00:26] Yuzuki**
Kiki-san and I are going out,
but Mia and Kagura are up.
**[00:31] Yuzuki**
Wait, why do you look terrified?!
**[00:34] Mia**
Good morning, Akagami.
**[00:36] Akagami**
Good morning, Mia-san. Where is everyone else?
**[00:40] Mia**
Tsukuyo-san and Kurage-san are still asleep.
**[00:43] Mia**
Kagura is in her room using her computer.
**[00:50] Mia**
Kagura.
**[00:55] Mia**
Kagura.
**[00:57] Mia**
Initiate Operation
Lovey-Dovey Akagami x Kagura!
**[01:03] Kagura**
Where did that come from?
**[01:04] Mia**
I'll allow up to kissing.
**[01:06] Kagura**
I still don't know what you're talking about.
**[01:08] Mia**
Akagami's scared of you.
**[01:11] Kagura**
Oh, my.
**[01:12] Mia**
As though he's been deeply
traumatized by something.
**[01:16] Kagura**
Crap. I overdid it.
**[01:19] Mia**
I can't allow my best friend and
brother in arms to be on bad terms.
**[01:22] Mia**
I want the two of you to get along
as well as Akagami and I do.
**[01:26] Kagura**
Don't you think that's a bit much?
**[01:29] Mia**
First, let's establish your
impressions of each other.
**[01:32] Mia**
Akagami, how do you feel
when you look at Kagura?
**[01:35] Akagami**
Well, she makes my groin tingle.
**[01:38] Kagura**
That's blatant sexual harassment.
**[01:40] Mia**
That's a positive impression, Kagura.
**[01:42] Kagura**
That was enough to get him sent to court.
**[01:45] Mia**
Kagura, what do you think of Akagami?
**[01:49] Kagura**
Akagami-san is a wonderful person.
**[01:52] Mia**
That's right!
**[01:53] Mia**
Akagami is an especially wonderful person!
**[01:58] Akagami**
Aw, shucks.
**[02:00] Kagura**
He's earnest and loyal,
which is why I must drive him out.
**[02:05] Mia**
This actually sounds pretty promising!
**[02:09] Mia**
In that case, let's skip to the final stage.
**[02:15] Mia**
I'm locking you two in the shed
until tomorrow morning.
**[02:17] Akagami**
But it's morning right now!
**[02:19] Mia**
This is what made Akagami
and I open up to each other.
**[02:22] Mia**
I'm sure it'll work great for you two, too.
**[02:25] Mia**
I'll arrange for you to perform
Twister penance tonight.
**[02:28] Akagami**
Mia-san!
**[02:32] Kagura**
She got us.
**[02:34] Kagura**
I never thought my own strategy
would be used against me.
**[02:39] Akagami**
Indeed.
**[02:39] Kagura**
Though it beats being made to do
**[02:41] Kagura**
the Hundred Poems by One Hundred Poets
nonsense I taught her.
**[02:44] Akagami**
That was you, too?
**[02:46] Akagami**
* Is she responsible for all of*
* Mia-san's misconceptions?*
**[02:50] Kagura**
Oh, I know.
**[02:54] Kagura**
If I say you assaulted me in here,
**[02:58] Kagura**
that would be an easy way
to drive you out of the temple.
**[03:06] Kagura**
Why don't you tell Mia-san about my plan?
**[03:11] Kagura**
It would put me in a difficult position.
**[03:14] Akagami**
I'd never do that.
**[03:16] Akagami**
I don't want to fight you, Kagura-sama.
**[03:19] Kagura**
"Sama"?
**[03:20] Akagami**
Ideally, I'd like to be friends.
**[03:23] Akagami**
I value my relationship with you.
**[03:30] Kagura**
Why are you hitting on me?
**[03:32] Akagami**
Huh?!
**[03:33] Akagami**
That's not what I was trying to do!
**[03:35] Kagura**
From all the way over there, no less.
**[03:37] Akagami**
I'm sorry. My body reacted
before I could stop it.
**[03:41] Kagura**
If you'd just seduce Mia-san
and take responsibility for her,
**[03:45] Kagura**
there would be no problem.
**[03:48] Kagura**
Oh? What's this?
**[03:51] Akagami**
What is it?
**[03:52] Kagura**
It's nothing at all.
**[03:56] Akagami**
It's open!
**[03:57] Kagura**
It's the principle of the lever.
**[03:59] Akagami**
But you very obviously kicked it!
**[04:03] Kagura**
*Why didn't I realize it sooner?*
***SIGN*** Take by Force...
***SIGN*** Make This
**[04:06] Kagura**
*Taking him by force is certainly an option.*
***SIGN*** Make This
***SIGN*** Take by Force...
***SIGN*** Do This
**[04:08] Kagura**
* I'll make Akagami-san fall for Mia-san*
* and bring him back to the Christoph family.*
***SIGN*** Do This
**[04:14] Kagura**
Akagami-san, let's be friends.
**[04:17] Akagami**
Huh?!
***SIGN*** Episode 10:
I Just Got a Little Turned On
**[05:52] Tsukuyo**
Wait, Akagami.
**[05:54] Tsukuyo**
I know we kissed once, but I'm not...
**[06:02] Tsukuyo**
We can't do this!
**[06:07] Tsukuyo**
Please, Akagami.
**[06:11] Tsukuyo**
At least be gentle.
**[06:19] Tsukuyo**
No...
**[06:33] Kurage**
Good morning, Tsukuyo-oneechan.
**[06:36] Tsukuyo**
Good morning, Kurage-san.
**[06:40] Kurage**
Could you let go of me?
**[06:44] Tsukuyo**
Okay.
**[06:45] Tsukuyo**
I'll buy you a chocolate parfait
if you don't tell anyone.
**[06:49] Kurage**
Make it extra large.
**[06:51] Tsukuyo**
Okay.
**[06:57] Tsukuyo**
*I can't believe I dreamed about that.*
**[07:00] Tsukuyo**
*Am I that unfulfilled?*
**[07:02] Akagami**
Tsukuyo-san.
**[07:06] Akagami**
Good morning.
**[07:09] Tsukuyo**
Hey.
**[07:10] Akagami**
Time to make breakfast.
**[07:13] Akagami**
All right. Here we go.
**[07:13] Tsukuyo**
*He looks so carefree.*
**[07:16] Tsukuyo**
*I only dreamed about that because he kissed me.*
**[07:22] Tsukuyo**
*Well, it was an accident. It's in the past now.*
**[07:26] Mia**
Akagami!
**[07:29] Mia**
What's on the menu today?
**[07:31] Akagami**
We're having fried fish this morning.
**[07:33] Mia**
Fried fish!
**[07:34] Tsukuyo**
*Huh? Come to think of it...*
**[07:34] Akagami**
Wait a little longer, okay?
**[07:36] Mia**
Okay!
**[07:37] Tsukuyo**
*When did those two get so close?*
**[07:45] Kagura**
It's interesting, isn't it?
**[07:47] Tsukuyo**
Kagura, how are you so invisible?
**[07:52] Kagura**
I believe this is the reason.
**[07:56] Tsukuyo**
A camera?
**[08:02] Mia**
*Akagami, it's too much.*
**[08:04] Mia**
*Go slower.*
**[08:07] Tsukuyo**
What?!
**[08:11] Akagami**
*We're just getting started, Mia-san.*
**[08:13] Kagura**
This is known as Twister penance.
**[08:16] Tsukuyo**
Hey, whoa! Wh-Wh-Wh-Why are
you showing me a dirty video?!
**[08:22] Tsukuyo**
Wait... was that Akagami and Mia?
**[08:25] Kagura**
Yes. Would you like to see more?
**[08:29] Tsukuyo**
Don't show me that!
**[08:31] Kagura**
Just look at that bright light.
**[08:33] Tsukuyo**
*Those two are an item?*
**[08:36] Tsukuyo**
*But Mia hated Akagami at first.*
**[08:42] Akagami**
Whoops.
**[08:43] Mia**
I'm sorry, Akagami. I tripped.
**[08:47] Akagami**
Are you all right, Mia-san?
**[08:50] Mia**
I'm fine.
**[08:53] Mia**
I just got a little turned on.
**[08:56] Tsukuyo**
*She's totally in love with him!*
**[08:58] Tsukuyo**
*Not only that, but she's turned on?!*
**[09:04] Tsukuyo**
Let's begin the interrogation.
**[09:06] Kagura**
I'm Kagura, the secretary.
**[09:08] Mia**
What's going on here?!
**[09:10] Kagura**
We didn't need to invite Akagami-san?
**[09:13] Tsukuyo**
No. I can't look him in the face right now.
**[09:16] Tsukuyo**
Wait, Kagura, are you interested, too?
**[09:20] Kagura**
I'm just interested in recording
everything Mia-san does.
**[09:24] Tsukuyo**
I see. That's fine, then.
**[09:26] Tuskuyo**
The truth is, I've heard discipline
around the temple has gotten a little lax.
**[09:30] Tsukuyo**
Not only that, but you're suspected
to be at the center of it.
**[09:34] Mia**
Wha...
**[09:35] Mia**
I won't let you talk like that!
**[09:37] Mia**
There isn't a single shameful thing about me!
**[09:41] Tsukuyo**
Then you'd be willing to answer
any question, wouldn't you?
**[09:44] Mia**
Of course!
**[09:47] Tsukuyo**
I see. In that case...
**[09:49] Tsukuyo**
Mia, do you like Akagami?
**[10:02] Mia**
I-I don't...
**[10:04] Tsukuyo**
What?
**[10:07] Mia**
Why are you asking me about that?
**[10:10] Tsukuyo**
What?
**[10:10] Kagura**
Oh?
**[10:11] Tsukuyo**
But you've gotten a lot closer recently.
**[10:14] Mia**
Oh, that's what you meant.
**[10:17] Mia**
We're training partners.
It's only natural for us to get along.
**[10:20] Mia**
I suppose I like him in that regard.
**[10:22] Kagura**
Oh, my.
**[10:23] Tsukuyo**
Partners?
**[10:25] Mia**
We clashed over some
misunderstandings at first,
**[10:28] Mia**
and now we've simply reconciled.
**[10:30] Tsukuyo**
Oh, I see.
**[10:32] Tsukuyo**
*So it was just my imagination.*
**[10:34] Mia**
Besides...
**[10:36] Mia**
Don't you think Akagami is
the world's most handsome man?
**[10:40] Tsukuyo**
Huh?
**[10:41] Mia**
I actually came to Japan
for spiritual training.
**[10:45] Mia**
I decided to fight my own worldly desires.
**[10:48] Mia**
In that regard, Akagami is the ideal partner.
**[10:52] Mia**
I have an incredibly handsome man by my side.
**[10:54] Mia**
Every day my desires are stoked,
and I'm constantly turned on.
**[10:59] Mia**
I felt we were destined to meet.
**[11:04] Mia**
I wish I could spend my entire life with him.
**[11:10] Tsukuyo**
Let's continue the interrogation.
**[11:12] Mia**
But why?!
**[11:14] Mia**
Kagura! Why are you tying me up, Kagura?!
**[11:17] Tsukuyo**
*Destined to meet? Spend their lives together?*
**[11:17] Mia**
You're going to rip my arms off!
**[11:20] Tsukuyo**
*She more than just likes him, then!*
**[11:25] Tuskuyo**
*Does Akagami know this?*
**[11:26] Tsukuyo**
*Did he take advantage of that?*
**[11:28] Tsukuyo**
*But... But...*
**[11:31] Tsukuyo**
*He did lots of stuff to me, too. And...*
**[11:36] (Flashback) Akagami**
I think I wanted to make you happy.
**[11:43] Tsukuyo**
*He even said that.*
**[11:45] Kagura**
Oh?
**[11:47] Kagura**
Tsukuyo-san, your face is bright red.
**[11:50] Mia**
You're that upset?! It's not like that!
**[11:54] Tsukuyo**
I'm not upset or anything!
**[11:56] Kagura**
My, my. Please forgive me.
**[12:00] Kagura**
I was under the impression you were jealous.
**[12:08] Tsukuyo**
What?! I don't have any feelings for Akagami!
**[12:11] Akagami**
You called?
**[12:14] Akagami**
It looks like you're having fun in...
**[12:24] Mia**
Akagami...
**[12:26] Akagami**
Mia-san...
**[12:27] Akagami**
*What in the world are they doing for fun?!*
**[12:30] Akagami**
Tsukuyo-san, what is this?
**[12:33] Akagami**
Tsukuyo-san?
**[12:34] Kagura**
She's bright red. I wonder why.
***SIGN*** She's
bright
red
***SIGN*** I
wonder
why
**[12:38] Tsukuyo**
Don't look at my face.
**[12:40] Akagami**
You've been doing something that
makes you want to hide your face?!
**[12:45] Kagura**
Akagami-san, would you like to join us?
**[12:48] Akagami**
Of course I—
**[12:50] Mia**
Akagami!
**[12:52] Tsukuyo**
*I'll ask him directly about that video.*
**[12:56] Tsukuyo**
Kagura, show him the evidence!
**[12:58] Kagura**
Okay.
**[13:00] Kagura**
Oh? Where did my camera go?
**[13:02] Kurage**
Kagura-san, is this your camera?
**[13:06] Tsukuyo**
Kurage?!
**[13:08] Tsukuyo**
*This is bad. That video is too explicit for her.*
**[13:10] Tsukuyo**
Don't play that video!
**[13:12] Kurage**
Play what?
**[13:14] Tsukuyo**
I said don't!
**[13:16] Tsukuyo**
Whatever you do, don't watch it!
**[13:18] Kurage**
They're panting for some reason.
**[13:20] Tsukuyo**
Kurage, listen to your older sister for once!
**[13:24] Tsukuyo**
* I accidentally showed my pure*
* little sister that filthy video.*
**[13:29] Kurage**
This looks like a fun game.
**[13:32] Tsukuyo**
Huh?
**[13:33] Mia**
What are you watching?
**[13:35] Akagami**
Oh, you recorded our time in the storage shed.
**[13:40] Tsukuyo**
Huh? What? Game?
**[13:42] Kurage**
Yeah. Look, there's a mat on the ground.
**[13:46] Tsukuyo**
Huh?
**[13:48] Tsukuyo**
O-Oh, I see. I totally thought...
**[13:52] Kurage**
You totally thought?
**[13:54] Kurage**
You totally thought what?
**[13:57] Kurage**
What did you think this video was of?
**[14:05] Tsukuyo**
I'll buy you a strawberry parfait.
**[14:08] Kurage**
Why?
***SIGN*** No one who walks stealthily
is up to any good.
**[14:18] Akagami**
*We're broke!*
**[14:22] Akagami**
* The temple's been hemorrhaging*
* money over the New Year.*
**[14:25] Akagami**
* We collected hardly anything*
* from the parishioners.*
**[14:29] Akagami**
* At this rate, we won't be able to save*
* anything for repairs on the principle figure.*
**[14:33] Akagami**
*No, I mustn't get discouraged.*
**[14:36] Akagami**
*I'll do what I can.*
**[14:39] Akagami**
* I'll start by saving on food expenses*
* as much as possible.*
**[14:47] Akagami**
Eek!
**[14:50] Mia**
What's wrong, Akagami? I heard
what sounded like a young lady's scream!
**[14:54] Akagami**
The rice... The rice...
**[14:56] Akagami**
The rice is gone!
**[14:59] Mia**
What?!
**[15:01] Mia**
If we're out of rice,
then shouldn't we simply buy more?
**[15:05] Akagami**
Well, yes...
**[15:07] Akagami**
But we're broke.
**[15:09] Mia**
Ah, I see.
**[15:13] Mia**
Fret not, Akagami.
**[15:15] Mia**
Japan has a system known as annual tribute.
**[15:17] Mia**
This should allow us to acquire rice for free.
**[15:21] Akagami**
Mia-san, we don't do that in modern day Japan.
**[15:23] Yuzuki**
Akagami-kun, did something happen?
**[15:26] Yuzuki**
I thought I heard a young lady scream.
**[15:28] Akagami**
Yuzuki-san, we're out of rice.
**[15:31] Yuzuki**
Our stockpile finally ran out, huh?
**[15:35] Yuzuki**
Guess we'll have to go collect tribute.
**[15:39] Mia**
Huh?
**[15:40] Akagami**
Huh?
**[15:42] Akagami**
That's for real?
**[15:45] Yuzuki**
Mikazuki Temple owns a little bit of land.
So do other temples.
**[15:50] Yuzuki**
The people using the land pay us
an annual tribute in the form of rice.
**[15:54] Akagami**
In other words, it's like rent.
**[15:57] Yuzuki**
I guess so.
**[15:58] Akagami**
Why do you collect tribute instead of money?
**[16:01] Yuzuki**
Because the goal of a temple
isn't to make a profit.
**[16:05] Yuzuki**
We offer our services out of kindness.
**[16:08] Akagami**
I see.
**[16:10] Mia**
Sounds like you've been slacking
in your studies, Akagami.
**[16:14] Akagami**
*I feel so defeated.*
**[16:16] Akagami**
Was it all right for us to come with you?
**[16:20] Akagami**
It's not rude of us to suddenly show up?
**[16:21] Yuzuki**
Of course it's fine.
**[16:23] Yuzuki**
Rice is heavy, so I appreciate the help.
**[16:26] Yuzuki**
Besides, meeting our parishioners
is a part of your training.
**[16:31] Both**
Training?
**[16:32] Yuzuki**
The fourth key to achieving enlightenment:
**[16:35] Yuzuki**
value all your bonds and be grateful for them.
**[16:39] Yuzuki**
All things are bound together by our bonds.
***SIGN*** Bond
***SIGN*** Cause
**[16:42] Yuzuki**
Everything has meaning.
***SIGN*** Connection
**[16:46] Yuzuki**
It's no mere coincidence that
you came to Mikazuki Temple, Mia,
**[16:50] Yuzuki**
or that you're working here, Akagami-kun.
**[16:53] Mia**
That's...
**[16:54] Akagami**
That's true.
**[16:55] Yuzuki**
Since bonds are so important, we should
express our gratitude for them every day.
**[17:00] Yuzuki**
The people we're going to see
**[17:03] Yuzuki**
became parishioners of Mikazuki Temple
through their own connections, too.
***SIGN*** Mikazuki Temple
**[17:06] Yuzuki**
We should know the people
our temple exists to serve.
**[17:13] Akagami**
All right. Then let's go see these people
and express our gratitude!
**[17:18] Mia**
Yeah!
**[17:20] Parishioner 1**
Ain't got no rice. Get outta here.
**[17:29] Parishioner 1**
*Leave.*
**[17:33] Mia**
Yuzuki-san?!
**[17:34] Akagami**
L-Let's try the next place.
**[17:37] Parishioner 2**
Tribute in this day and age? Now that's funny.
**[17:41] Akagami**
Sir, we'd like some rice.
**[17:43] Parishioner 3**
What?
**[17:44] Akagami**
I said, we're here to collect tribute.
**[17:45] Parishioner 3**
What?
**[17:47] Parishioner 4**
Sure, I'll give you some
if you'll clean my house.
**[17:50] Both**
What?!
**[17:51] Akagami**
Why are we cleaning? Is this fate, as well?
**[17:54] Yuzuki**
Now, now.
**[17:56] Mia**
The closet collapsed!
**[18:01] Akagami**
What are we doing?
**[18:03] Akagami**
We never got any rice in the end.
**[18:05] Yuzuki**
Well, normally, parishioners
deliver their tribute.
**[18:10] Yuzuki**
The places we visited today are
behind on their offerings because
**[18:13] Yuzuki**
they've got a lot going on.
**[18:14] Akagami**
In other words, they're troubled people.
**[18:17] Yuzuki**
Well, uh... yeah.
**[18:20] Yuzuki**
Next house! Our next stop's
the last one, okay? Chin up!
**[18:27] Tendou**
Welcome, Yuzuki-chan.
**[18:29] Tendou**
Thanks for making the trip.
**[18:30] Yuzuki**
Thank you for having us.
**[18:32] Tendou**
It's fine. Oh, I haven't seen those two before.
**[18:36] Tendou**
Thanks for coming all this way.
**[18:38] Tendou**
I accidentally broke my leg, you know?
**[18:40] Tendou**
The rice is in the yard.
**[18:42] Tendou**
Take as much as you'd like.
**[18:45] Both**
She's a goddess!
**[18:46] Tendou**
What? You think I'm that beautiful?
**[18:51] Akagami**
You've got some cute kids.
**[18:53] Asahi**
Mom.
**[18:56] Asahi**
Do we have guests?
**[18:57] Hinata**
Hey, it's Yuzuki-oneechan!
**[18:59] Yuzuki**
Hello.
**[19:01] Mia**
Aw, how cute.
**[19:02] Both**
Welcome!
**[19:04] Yuzuki**
Let's play. What do you want to do?
**[19:06] Both**
Hooray!
**[19:07] Tendou**
Now, now. She's busy.
**[19:10] Asahi**
In that case...
**[19:11] Both**
Show us your boobs!
**[19:13] Yuzuki**
No.
**[19:14] Yuzuki**
They ask every time.
**[19:14] Both**
Boobs, boobs, boobs!
**[19:17] Tendou**
Sorry. They just really love boobs, you know?
**[19:21] Yuzuki**
Why are they so desperate to see them?
**[19:24] Akagami**
Who wouldn't want to see—
**[19:26] Yuzuki**
Akagami-kun?!
**[19:28] Akagami**
* Am I mentally on the same*
* level as young children?*
**[19:33] Mia**
You disappoint me, children.
**[19:35] Mia**
You won't grow up into
decent adults acting like that.
**[19:40] Mia**
Only by defeating their worldly desires
do people grow up right.
**[19:44] Asahi**
I see.
**[19:46] Hinata**
Okay, miss.
**[19:48] Mia**
I'm glad you understand.
**[19:49] Asahi**
In that case...
**[19:51] Hinata**
Show us a decent adult's boobs!
**[19:53] Mia**
How did you reach that conclusion?!
**[19:55] Asahi**
Show us!
**[19:56] Hinata**
Boobs, boobs, boobs!
**[19:58] Yuzuki**
Oh, my. What a disaster.
**[20:01] Tendou**
You're Akagami-kun, right?
Yuzuki-chan's told me about you.
**[20:04] Akagami**
Oh, I hadn't introduced myself yet.
**[20:06] Akagami**
My name is Akagami. Nice to meet you.
**[20:11] Tendou**
Sorry about all the fuss.
**[20:14] Akagami**
It's fine. Compared to the other
parishioners, this is nothing.
**[20:17] Tendou**
Did you run into some trouble?
**[20:19] Akagami**
Honestly, I never want to see them again.
**[20:23] Tendou**
I like you.
**[20:25] Tendou**
They didn't used to be like that.
**[20:28] Akagami**
What?
**[20:29] Tendou**
When Yuzuki-chan's mom, Tsukina-san,
was around, nobody failed to pay tribute.
**[20:36] Tendou**
After all, she was terrifying.
**[20:39] Tendou**
She hit me more than once.
**[20:42] Akagami**
What?!
**[20:43] Tendou**
But she also made us feel secure.
**[20:46] Tendou**
Everyone's anxious now that Tsukina-san's gone.
**[20:51] Tendou**
They're wondering what's going
to happen to Mikazuki Temple.
**[20:55] Akagami**
Why did she leave?
**[20:58] Tendou**
I don't know the details, either.
**[21:01] Tendou**
I heard she lives at the main temple now.
**[21:04] Mia**
Akagami!
**[21:09] Yuzuki**
Akagami-kun!
**[21:11] Asahi**
Great boobs.
**[21:12] Hinata**
Lucky.
**[21:14] Tendou**
Cut that out, you pervy brats!
**[21:17] Tendou**
Sorry about today.
**[21:19] Tendou**
I know this doesn't make up for it, but...
**[21:24] Mia**
This is a huge amount.
**[21:26] Tendou**
Be careful. They're heavy.
**[21:30] Akagami**
They certainly are heavy.
**[21:33] Akagami**
*Straw bags?*
**[21:35] Akagami**
*Ah... I knew I'd seen these before.*
**[21:41] Akagami**
*I saw them back then.*
**[21:43] Yuzuki**
Is something the matter, Akagami-kun?
**[21:46] Akagami**
No.
**[21:47] Akagami**
I just felt a sense of destiny.
**[21:53] Yuzuki**
I see.
**[21:54] Akagami**
*That's right.*
**[21:55] Akagami**
* I should be grateful I met Yuzuki-san*
* and do everything I can to support her.*
**[22:00] Yuzuki**
Hup.
**[22:02] Yuzuki**
Shall we go, then?
**[22:06] Mia**
You're so strong, Yuzuki-san.
**[22:09] Akagami**
Does she really need my support?
***SIGN*** Next Time
The Body Doesn't Lie
**[23:45] Tsukuyo**
What was your first dream of the year about?
**[23:47] Kurage**
Akagami-san was hanging loose.
**[23:49] Tsukuyo**
What was loose?
**[23:50] Kurage**
So were you and Tsukuyo-oneechan.
**[23:53] Tsukuyo**
What exactly were we doing?!
**[23:54] Kurage**
Hanging loose and spreading the love.
**[23:57] Tsukuyo**
Love, huh?
# E11 - The Body Doesn't Lie
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G0DUNDG39/the-body-doesnt-lie)
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**[00:00] (Flashback) Kiki**
There are steps that must be taken
to become a head priest.
**[00:03] (Flashback) Kiki**
Before entering the training ground,
you must first undergo "tokudo."
**[00:07] (Flashback) Kiki**
It involves studying sutras
and rituals under a master
**[00:11] (Flashback) Kiki**
and earning the right to become a priest.
**[00:13] (Flashback) Kiki**
Put simply, it's becoming a priest.
**[00:17] (Flashback) Kiki**
Yuzuki hasn't undergone tokudo yet, either.
**[00:20] (Flashback) Both**
Huh?
**[00:21] (Flashback) Kiki**
Like you, she hasn't even become a priest yet.
**[00:25] (Flashback) Kiki**
Normally, my students train for
a year before undergoing tokudo,
**[00:29] (Flashback) Kiki**
but she's attempting to do that in six months,
**[00:32] (Flashback) Kiki**
while attending school, no less,
**[00:35] (Flashback) Kiki**
so she can become a head priest
as quickly as possible.
**[00:39] (Flashback) Hoan**
You will undergo tokudo within three months.
**[00:42] (Flashback) Hoan**
If you can't, then I'd like to
call off our engagement.
**[00:49] (Flashback) Kiki**
There's a problem with your
tokudo ceremony, Yuzuki.
**[00:52] (Flashback) Kiki**
The ceremony is held at the temple
the candidate trains at.
**[00:56] (Flashback) Kiki**
In other words, it'd be in the
main hall of this temple.
**[00:59] (Flashback) Akagami**
Okay...
**[01:00] (Flashback) Kiki**
Several important members of the
sect attend the ceremony, as well.
**[01:04] (Flashback) Kiki**
And the temple where the ceremony
is held is subject to an inspection.
***SIGN*** Duct Tape
**[01:15] (Flashback) Yuzuki**
We can't afford to repair...
**[01:17] (Flashback) Akagami**
...the temple's principal figure!
**[01:23] Kiki**
As you can see,
**[01:25] Kiki**
in order for the tokudo ceremony
to be held at this temple,
**[01:28] Kiki**
the principal figure must be repaired.
**[01:30] Kiki**
At the very least, we must do
something about its broken neck.
**[01:33] Kiki**
I asked around for some quotes,
**[01:37] Kiki**
and at minimum, the repairs will cost 500,000.
**[01:44] Akagami**
That's a lot of money.
**[01:46] Kiki**
It's my fault. I'm sorry.
**[01:50] Yuzuki**
Don't worry.
**[01:53] Yuzuki**
I'll figure something out.
**[01:58] Akagami**
Yuzuki-san, how can you be so sure?
**[02:01] Yuzuki**
I have a feeling it'll be fine, so it'll be fine.
**[02:03] Akagami**
Has your meat-headedness
progressed that far?!
**[02:06] Kiki**
Were you listening to anything I said, Yuzuki?!
**[02:08] Akagami**
We're talking about 500,000 yen!
**[02:09] Akagami**
That's not an easy amount to raise!
**[02:12] Yuzuki**
We're always broke and short-staffed.
**[02:15] Yuzuki**
We haven't even been able to properly
repair our principle figure.
**[02:20] Yuzuki**
Hoan-san knew that.
**[02:22] Yuzuki**
He knew that and insisted I undergo
tokudo within three months.
**[02:27] Yuzuki**
If I can't manage this, then it's impossible
for me to overcome my reality.
**[02:33] Yuzuki**
Leave it to me, Kiki-san and Akagami-kun.
**[02:36] Yuzuki**
After all...
**[02:39] Yuzuki**
I'm going to take over Mikazuki Temple!
***SIGN*** Episode 11:
The Body Doesn't Lie
**[04:15] Akagami**
* I can't allow Yuzuki-san to take*
* on the entire burden alone.*
***SIGN*** Looking For Part-time Employees
***SIGN*** No experience necessary!!
***SIGN*** 45458181
listings nationwide
***SIGN*** A website
for finding
part-time work
***SIGN*** Register your contact information (free) here!!
**[04:28] Akagami**
*My contact information, huh?*
**[04:31] Akagami**
* I can't let the others find out,*
* so I can't use this temple's number.*
**[04:37] Akagami**
*But I don't have a phone.*
**[04:43] Akagami**
*I suppose I can borrow one for now.*
**[04:47] Akagami**
Yuzuki-san, do you have a moment?
**[04:50] Yuzuki**
Huh? Akagami-kun?
**[04:53] Yuzuki**
Give me a second.
**[04:55] Akagami**
What?
**[05:01] Yuzuki**
Thanks for waiting.
**[05:09] Yuzuki**
What do you need at this hour?
**[05:12] Yuzuki**
Let's not talk in the hallway.
**[05:15] Yuzuki**
Would you like to come in?
**[05:18] Yuzuki**
So...
**[05:21] Yuzuki**
Do you need something?
**[05:23] Akagami**
*What?*
**[05:25] Akagami**
*Am I not supposed to say anything?*
**[05:29] Akagami**
*She's wearing a maid uniform, isn't she?*
**[05:32] Akagami**
*Why is she acting like she always does?*
**[05:36] Yuzuki**
What's the matter, Akagami-kun?
**[05:37] Akagami**
Nothing!
**[05:42] Akagami**
*Calm down. I only came to borrow a phone.*
**[05:47] Akagami**
I have a request.
**[05:51] Yuzuki**
A request?
**[05:52] Yuzuki**
A request, is it?
**[05:54] Yuzuki**
Don't be shy, Master.
You can ask me whatever you'd like.
**[05:59] Akagami**
Ph-Phone...
**[06:00] Yuzuki**
How shall I serve you?
**[06:03] Akagami**
A ph-phone...
**[06:06] Akagami**
Please lend me a phone.
**[06:08] Yuzuki**
Sure!
**[06:10] Akagami**
* My brain won't stop showing me*
* images of maid role-play!*
**[06:13] Akagami**
*I'm never going to last like this!*
**[06:15] Yuzuki**
A phone, right? Hold on.
**[06:17] Yuzuki**
Huh? Where is it?
**[06:25] Yuzuki**
Oh, so it did fall down here.
**[06:28] Yuzuki**
Almost there.
**[06:31] Yuzuki**
I found it, Akagami-kun.
**[06:34] Yuzuki**
You're bleeding like crazy!
**[06:35] Yuzuki**
Are you okay? You're acting weird!
**[06:38] Akagami**
*Should* you *be saying that?!*
**[06:41] Yuzuki**
So, what do you need it for?
**[06:45] Akagami**
I was hoping to borrow your phone number.
**[06:48] Akagami**
I need contact information to work.
**[06:53] Akagami**
*Mission accomplished.*
**[06:58] Akagami**
Yuzuki-san?
**[07:00] Yuzuki**
Yeah.
**[07:04] Yuzuki**
Akagami-kun, what kind of
clothes are you wearing?
**[07:08] Akagami**
*Is this some kind of joke?*
**[07:10] Akagami**
*Is she hoping I'll comment on her maid uniform?*
**[07:13] Akagami**
* I don't know, but I'll give*
* her the straight answer.*
**[07:16] Akagami**
Monk's work clothes.
**[07:26] Yuzuki**
Yes, that's right.
**[07:30] Yuzuki**
And you're wearing them
because you're in training.
**[07:32] Yuzuki**
Right now, you should be focusing on your
training instead of thinking about working.
**[07:38] Akagami**
But I need to contribute as much as possible
to the principle figure's repairs!
**[07:42] Yuzuki**
I'll work. Don't you worry about it.
**[07:44] Akagami**
Aren't you in training, too?!
**[07:46] Akagami**
Besides, it'll take a long time
**[07:48] Akagami**
for a high school student working
part time to earn 500,000.
**[07:52] Yuzuki**
It'll be okay.
**[07:54] Yuzuki**
I'm planning to work five or six jobs.
**[07:56] Akagami**
That doesn't sound okay at all!
**[07:57] Akagami**
Your meat-headedness has gone too far!
**[07:59] Yuzuki**
No, it'll work out.
**[08:01] Akagami**
At least allow us to help—
**[08:03] Yuzuki**
Akagami-kun.
**[08:05] Yuzuki**
I started this.
**[08:08] Yuzuki**
Imposing on everyone else would be wrong.
**[08:12] Akagami**
Yuzuki-san...
**[08:14] Yuzuki**
Besides, my mom did it alone.
**[08:18] Akagami**
What?
**[08:19] Akagami**
* Yuzuki-san's mother is that woman*
* Tsukina-san, who Tendou-san mentioned.*
**[08:24] Yuzuki**
It's okay, Akagami-kun.
**[08:29] Yuzuki**
I'll figure something out.
**[08:32] Akagami**
Wh-What will you do, exactly?
**[08:34] Yuzuki**
Well... I'll double my shifts.
**[08:38] Akagami**
That's just not possible, Yuzuki-san!
**[08:40] Akagami**
Are you dumb?!
**[08:42] Yuzuki**
What?!
**[08:43] Akagami**
I have plenty of work experience.
Let me handle this.
**[08:47] Yuzuki**
You don't sound very convincing when you
won't even look at me, Akagami-kun!
**[08:51] Akagami**
Crap! I couldn't stand looking directly at her!
**[08:54] Yuzuki**
I'm so stupid, you can't bear to look at me?
**[08:57] Akagami**
No, that's not what I meant.
**[08:59] Yuzuki**
Then are you refusing to
look at me because I'm right?
**[09:03] Akagami**
Wha—
**[09:04] Yuzuki**
Then let me handle this.
**[09:05] Akagami**
I can't help it! Just look at how you're dressed!
**[09:10] Yuzuki**
Huh?
**[09:14] Yuzuki**
No way! I've been wearing this the whole time?
**[09:17] Akagami**
You're wearing the cutest,
sexiest outfit I can imagine!
**[09:21] Akagami**
You look exceptionally beautiful when
our eyes meet, and your charms are—
**[09:24] Yuzuki**
You idiot, Akagami-kun!
This is too embarrassing!
**[09:27] Yuzuki**
There's a reason for this.
**[09:29] Akagami**
The desire to be served by you
was too much for me!
**[09:32] Yuzuki**
Please, listen to me!
**[09:35] Akagami**
In other words, that maid uniform
is your friend's work uniform.
**[09:41] Akagami**
She suggested you work together,
so you borrowed hers so you could try it on.
**[09:47] Akagami**
And I showed up after
you fell asleep wearing it.
**[09:52] Yuzuki**
I was half-asleep.
I'm exhausted from looking for work.
**[09:58] Akagami**
See? You're already tired!
**[10:02] Yuzuki**
I-I'm not tired!
**[10:05] Akagami**
You're still determined to resist me?
**[10:07] Yuzuki**
I'm not tired!
**[10:08] Akagami**
That outfit is proof of your exhaustion.
**[10:14] Yuzuki**
Then let's make a bet!
**[10:15] Akagami**
Huh?
**[10:16] Yuzuki**
Test me to see if I'm actually tired.
**[10:20] Yuzuki**
If you can make me fall asleep, then you win.
**[10:24] Akagami**
M-Make you fall asleep? But how?
**[10:28] Yuzuki**
Maybe with a massage or something!
**[10:30] Akagami**
You want me to serve a maid?
**[10:32] Yuzuki**
Go right ahead.
**[10:33] Akagami**
Seriously?
**[10:34] Akagami**
No, I can't do this.
**[10:36] Akagami**
Just looking at her does that to me.
Touching her directly is impossible.
**[10:40] Yuzuki**
What's the matter, Akagami-kun?
**[10:43] Akagami**
N-Nothing.
**[10:46] Yuzuki**
Do you admit defeat?
**[10:48] Yuzuki**
Then I can't lend you my phone.
**[10:51] Akagami**
In that case, excuse me.
**[10:56] Yuzuki**
Looks like you've found your motivation.
**[10:58] Yuzuki**
But my training has toughened me—
**[11:03] Yuzuki**
What... is this?
**[11:06] Yuzuki**
This isn't fair. Why are you so good at this?
**[11:10] Akagami**
*This feeling, this reaction...*
**[11:14] Yuzuki**
Right there.
**[11:16] Akagami**
*She really is exhausted.*
**[11:19] Akagami**
*The body doesn't lie, Yuzuki-san.*
**[11:22] Akagami**
* I'll begin by promoting the*
* flow of lymphatic fluid*
**[11:25] Akagami**
* from the back of her neck*
* to her shoulder blades.*
**[11:29] Akagami**
* Next, I'll stretch her lower body and improve*
* circulation throughout her entire body.*
**[11:36] Eromitsu**
Her side-boobs are wide open.
**[11:39] Eromitsu**
It'd just be a little accident.
**[11:41] Bakagami**
Don't forget her rear and thighs.
**[11:44] Bakagami**
You have to loosen up her entire body evenly.
**[11:48] Both**
Do it! Do it! Do it!
**[11:51] Yuzuki**
Akagami-kun...
**[11:58] Akagami**
*I must hurry! My sense of reason won't last!*
**[12:07] Yuzuki**
Akagami-kun!
**[12:09] Yuzuki**
Wait! Oh!
**[12:14] Yuzuki**
No!
**[12:16] Tsukuyo**
Yeah, no way.
**[12:19] Tsukuyo**
Akagami, you finally—
**[12:24] Yuzuki**
It's so good!
**[12:26] Tsukuyo**
You're wrestling now?!
**[12:29] Yuzuki**
*I endured it.*
**[12:30] Tsukuyo**
Yuzu-nee, why are you wearing a maid uniform?
**[12:33] Akagami**
Tsukuyo-san, there's a reason for this.
**[12:36] Yuzuki**
I won our...
**[12:43] Yuzuki**
See? I'm not tired at...
**[12:46] Akagami**
Yuzuki-san, give it up already.
**[12:48] Yuzuki**
I can do it myself.
**[12:51] Akagami**
Why are you being so stubborn?
**[12:54] Yuzuki**
B-Because...
**[12:55] Yuzuki**
Forget it!
**[12:57] Yuzuki**
It's none of your business!
**[13:05] Akagami**
I see.
**[13:08] Yuzuki**
Akagami-kun—
**[13:09] Akagami**
Since it's none of my business,
I'll do what I want!
**[13:13] Akagami**
Tsukuyo-san!
**[13:14] Tsukuyo**
Yes?
**[13:14] Akagami**
Will you go out with me?
**[13:17] Tsukuyo**
What?
**[13:18] Akagami**
Let's go out together tomorrow.
**[13:20] Tsukuyo**
Huh?
**[13:21] Tsukuyo**
Go out—what?
**[13:25] Tsukuyo**
What?!
***SIGN*** A trick up the sleeve.
**[13:35] Akagami**
Tsukuyo-san, will you go out with me?
**[13:40] Tsukuyo**
What?
**[13:42] Akagami**
Will you marry me, too?
**[13:44] Tsukuyo**
Huh?
**[13:45] Akagami**
We'll consummate our marriage immediately.
**[13:47] Tsukuyo**
Consummate?
**[13:48] Akagami**
And have children. So many, many children.
**[13:51] Tsukuyo**
Hey, wait!
**[13:52] Tsukuyo**
No!
**[13:59] Tsukuyo**
What would you like?
**[14:00] Kurage**
Three trips to a sweets buffet.
**[14:03] Tsukuyo**
Would you settle for two?
**[14:05] Kurage**
No.
**[14:07] Tsukuyo**
Okay.
**[14:14] Tsukuyo**
* Was what he said yesterday*
* a confession of his feelings?*
**[14:18] (Flashback) Akagami**
Will you go out with me?
**[14:21] (Flashback) Tsukuyo**
What?
**[14:21] Tsukuyo**
*He even invited me on a date.*
**[14:25] Tsukuyo**
*When did Akagami develop feelings for me?*
**[14:29] Tsukuyo**
* Wait, am I misunderstanding*
* the situation again?*
**[14:33] Tsukuyo**
*Ugh, that seems possible.*
**[14:36] Tsukuyo**
*I totally am.*
**[14:40] Tsukuyo**
*Well, I won't be fooled again.*
**[14:42] Tsukuyo**
* Okay, I won't think too hard*
* about today. I'll take it easy.*
***SIGN*** Mikazuki Temple
***SIGN*** Her Favorite Knit Sweater
***SIGN*** Her Favorite Skirt
***SIGN*** Brand-new Shoes
***SIGN*** Max-effort "Natural" Makeup
**[15:05] Tsukuyo**
* I totally didn't put any effort*
* into my appearance.*
**[15:09] Tsukuyo**
*I'm just excited to go out on my day off.*
**[15:13] Tsukuyo**
*I wouldn't want him to think I phoned it in.*
**[15:16] Akagami**
Thank you for waiting.
**[15:19] Akagami**
Sorry, Tsukuyo-san.
My morning training made me late.
***SIGN*** Same As Always
**[15:27] Tsukuyo**
*See? I knew it.*
**[15:29] Tsukuyo**
* He's wearing his work clothes.*
* This doesn't feel like a date at all.*
**[15:36] Tsukuyo**
*I definitely misunderstood his intentions.*
**[15:40] Akagami**
Huh?
**[15:42] Akagami**
Tsukuyo-san, you look
exceptionally pretty today.
**[15:46] Akagami**
I feel nervous going out
with such a beautiful lady.
**[15:54] Tsukuyo**
I never said I'd go out with you!
**[15:57] Akagami**
What? You won't go out with me?
**[15:59] Tsukuyo**
*No, wait. Calm down.*
**[16:02] Tsukuyo**
I'm not confused, okay? Let's go.
**[16:06] Akagami**
What? So you will come with me?
**[16:09] Tsukuyo**
So, where are we going?
**[16:11] Akagami**
To the phone shop.
**[16:13] Akagami**
I was hoping you'd show me the way.
**[16:16] Tsukuyo**
Oh, right. You lost your phone, right?
**[16:20] Tsukuyo**
Anything else?
**[16:21] Akagami**
That's all I had planned.
**[16:23] Akagami**
Is there anything you need to do?
**[16:25] Tsukuyo**
Not really. I just happened to be free today.
**[16:31] Tsukuyo**
*That's all, huh?*
**[16:33] Tsukuyo**
*Yeah, yeah. I'm just here to be his guide.*
**[16:36] Tsukuyo**
Have you already decided which phone you want?
**[16:38] Akagami**
Yes. I'd like to spend as
little money as possible.
**[16:43] Tsukuyo**
I see.
***SIGN*** Couple's First Plan
980 yen/month
***SIGN*** For cohabitating couples!
***SIGN*** For couples with the same
name or address
**[16:44] Akagami**
I was thinking about buying this plan.
**[16:50] Tsukuyo**
For... cohabitating...
**[16:53] Akagami**
Yes. After all, we live together.
**[16:56] Tsukuyo**
We're just roommates!
**[17:01] Clerk**
You can't sign up for that plan with a minor.
**[17:05] Akagami**
I see.
**[17:06] Tsukuyo**
Well, yeah.
**[17:08] Clerk**
What about this plan instead?
***SIGN*** 1080 yen/month
***SIGN*** Super cheap!
***SIGN*** Good value phone plan!
**[17:12] Clerk**
You'll have tons of time
to talk with your loved ones.
**[17:15] Akagami**
Looks like the base cost is pretty low.
**[17:19] Akagami**
I'll go with this, then.
**[17:20] Akagami**
I'd like to buy the phone using points, please.
**[17:22] Clerk**
Certainly.
**[17:28] Clerk**
One moment, please.
**[17:33] Tsukuyo**
*Aw, man. This sucks.*
**[17:36] Tsukuyo**
*That clerk totally got the wrong idea about us.*
**[17:39] Tsukuyo**
*Is this his roundabout way of harassing me?*
**[17:44] Tsukuyo**
*I've had enough. I'm going home.*
**[17:47] Akagami**
Here you go.
**[17:48] Tsukuyo**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Tanu-Tanu
**[17:49] Akagami**
To thank you for today.
***SIGN*** 100% Wild Animal
**[17:51] Akagami**
You like this drink, don't you?
**[17:54] Tsukuyo**
Yeah.
**[17:55] Akagami**
What? Did I get it wrong?
**[17:56] Tsukuyo**
No, you're right.
**[17:59] Akagami**
I thought so.
**[18:03] Tsukuyo**
*Seriously?*
**[18:06] Tsukuyo**
*That useless dummy actually pays attention.*
**[18:12] Tsukuyo**
*Yum.*
**[18:13] Akagami**
Now...
**[18:15] Akagami**
Shall we go home before it gets too late?
**[18:24] Akagami**
Tsukuyo-san?
**[18:26] Tsukuyo**
*This was a misunderstanding.*
**[18:27] Tsukuyo**
*This was all my misunderstanding.*
**[18:31] Tsukuyo**
* Akagami's confession*
* and today's date. All of it.*
**[18:37] Tsukuyo**
* I'm definitely misunderstanding my own*
* desire to spend more time with him, but...*
**[18:44] Tsukuyo**
Hey, Akagami.
**[18:46] Akagami**
Yes?
**[18:49] Tsukuyo**
Um...
**[18:52] Tsukuyo**
*What am I trying to say?*
**[18:56] Tsukuyo**
*Can I really say that?*
**[19:01] Tsukuyo**
Let's...
**[19:04] Tsukuyo**
Let's...
**[19:06] Tsukuyo**
Let's exchange contact information.
***SIGN*** FSHHH
**[19:09] Akagami**
Gladly!
**[19:14] Tsukuyo**
*I'll settle for this today.*
***SIGN*** Mikazuki Temple
***SIGN*** My Card
***SIGN*** Ta
***SIGN*** Tsukuyo-san
***SIGN*** A
Ka
Sa
Ta
Na
Ha
Ma
Ya
Ra
Wa
**[19:22] Tsukuyo**
What are you so excited about?
**[19:25] Akagami**
This is the first time I've exchanged
contact information with a woman.
**[19:28] Tsukuyo**
What? Really?
**[19:30] Akagami**
Women always run when they
hear the name "Akagami."
**[19:34] Tsukuyo**
Oh, right.
**[19:36] Tsukuyo**
*I'm his first woman, huh?*
**[19:38] Tsukuyo**
*Wait, no. There's no deeper meaning here.*
**[19:43] Tsukuyo**
Good thing so many girls live at our place.
**[19:45] Tsukuyo**
You'll exchange contacts with them all, right?
**[19:47] Tsukuyo**
So you'll rake in a bunch at once.
**[19:49] Akagami**
Now that you mention it, you're right.
**[19:52] Tsukuyo**
Isn't that why you bought a phone?
**[19:55] Akagami**
No, it's... How should I put this?
**[19:58] Akagami**
I wanted to conduct some...
secret communications.
**[20:02] Tsukuyo**
*Secret?*
***SIGN*** Secret...
***SIGN*** Only
exchanged
contact
info
with me
***SIGN*** Only
exchanged
contact
info
with me
***SIGN*** Plus
***SIGN*** Only
exchanged
contact
info
with me
***SIGN*** Plus
***SIGN*** Secret
communications
***SIGN*** Equals
***SIGN*** Are you asleep?
**[20:11] Akagami**
Are you asleep?
***SIGN*** I'm still up.
**[20:12] Tsukuyo**
I'm still up.
***SIGN*** I'm still up.
***SIGN*** Can I see you now?
**[20:14] Akagami**
Can I see you now?
**[20:15] Sign**
What?
***SIGN*** Can I see you now?
***SIGN*** What...?
**[20:17] Akagami**
Tsukuyo-san...
**[20:19] Tsukuyo**
We can't, Akagami. We'll wake the others.
**[20:23] Akagami**
Let's put on a show for them!
**[20:25] Tsukuyo**
Consummate!
***SIGN*** BOOM
**[20:31] Tsukuyo**
Oh, come on! That's
definitely a misunderstanding!
**[20:35] Akagami**
What? It is? Wait, what is?
***SIGN*** You have one new message.
***SIGN*** You were a huge help today.
I think I'm really going to love this phone.
I hope you'll continue to help me in the future.
***SIGN*** Akagami
**[20:49] Akagami**
*You were a huge help today.*
**[20:51] Akagami**
*I think I'm really going to love this phone.*
**[20:53] Akagami**
* I hope you'll continue*
* to help me in the future.*
***SIGN*** I love you.
**[21:01] Tsukuyo**
Definitely a misunderstanding!
**[22:42] Tsukuyo**
I overslept.
**[22:45] Tsukuyo**
Good morning, Akagami.
**[22:47] Akagami**
Good timing, Tsukuyo-san.
**[22:51] Akagami**
We should break up.
**[22:54] Tsukuyo**
Huh?
**[22:55] Akagami**
I was actually bored by our consummation.
**[22:58] Tsukuyo**
Consummation? But we're not even dating.
**[23:02] Tsukuyo**
Wait, am I dreaming again?
**[23:05] Akagami**
Goodbye, Tsukuyo-san.
***SIGN*** SHF
**[23:07] Akagami**
From now on, I'll be consummating
my relationship with this girl.
***SIGN*** HA HA HA
**[23:12] Tsukuyo**
Akagami, who is she?!
**[23:15] Tsukuyo**
Also, what's with this background?
**[23:18] Tsukuyo**
You didn't have to include
this joke in my episode!
***SIGN*** THROB
**[23:28] Tsukuyo**
Kurage, what is that?
**[23:30] Kurage**
Super surprise concrete.
**[23:36] Tsukuyo**
I wish you'd use something a little softer.
***SIGN*** Akagami
***SIGN*** You were a huge help today.
I think I'm really going to love this phone.
I hope you'll continue to help me in the future.
***SIGN*** Battery is running low.
1% battery power remaining.
***SIGN*** Power Saver Mode
**[23:41] Kurage**
Good morning.
**[23:45] Kagura**
Pop quiz: what's something you can't do alone?
***SIGN*** Next Time
No One Should Live Alone
**[23:49] Yuzuki**
K-Kiss.
**[23:51] Tsukuyo**
G-Get married.
**[23:52] Kurage**
H-Hug.
**[23:54] Mia**
Sex!
**[23:55] Kagura**
All worldly desires...
# E12 - No One Should Live Alone
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GEVUZXJPG/no-one-should-live-alone)
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**[00:05] (Flashback) Tsukina**
You want to take over Mikazuki Temple?
**[00:08] (Flashback) Tsukina**
Are you serious about that, Yuzuki?
**[00:10] (Flashback) Young Yuzuki**
Yeah.
**[00:11] (Flashback) Tsukina**
Taking over a temple is a lot of work.
**[00:13] (Flashback) Tsukina**
Why do you want to do it?
**[00:15] (Flashback) Young Yuzuki**
Because I...
**[01:50] Yuzuki**
* I haven't spoken with Akagami-kun*
* at all since then.*
**[01:54] (Flashback) Yuzuki**
Forget it!
**[01:56] (Flashback) Yuzuki**
It's none of your business!
***SIGN*** Episode 12:
No One Should Live Alone
**[01:58] Yuzuki**
*Is he mad? He must be mad.*
**[02:03] Yuzuki**
I should apologize.
**[02:06] Yuzuki**
Yeah, that's what I'll do.
I'm sure he'll understand.
**[02:11] Akagami**
Thank you so much.
**[02:12] Yuzuki**
That's Akagami-kun's voice.
**[02:14] Tsukuyo**
It's fine. Just don't lose it again.
**[02:16] Akagami**
I'll be careful.
**[02:18] Tsukuyo**
If you have any questions
about how to use it,
**[02:21] Akagami**
Thank you.
**[02:21] Tsukuyo**
I'd be willing to teach you.
**[02:24] Yuzuki**
*Wait, what? Why am I running away?*
**[02:36] Akagami**
* No decent posts on job hunting*
* sites at the start of the year.*
**[02:41] (Flashback) Akagami**
Since it's none of my business,
I'll do what I want!
**[02:45] Akagami**
*That was childish of me.*
**[02:48] Akagami**
* All right! I'll talk to her today*
* so we can reconcile!*
**[02:53] Yuzuki**
Good morning, Akagami-kun!
**[02:56] Akagami**
G-Good morning.
**[02:59] Yuzuki**
Let's do our best today.
**[03:02] Akagami**
Right...
**[03:05] Akagami**
Yuzuki-san?!
**[03:07] Yuzuki**
It must be good luck to get buried
under a pile of Buddhist objects.
**[03:11] Akagami**
Are you all right?
**[03:13] Yuzuki**
I'm fine. Don't worry about me.
**[03:15] Akagami**
Um... Yuzuki-san, I'd like to speak with you.
**[03:19] Kiki**
Hold it.
**[03:21] Kagami**
Kiki-san?
**[03:22] Kiki**
Yuzuki, could you take those
to the storage shed?
**[03:26] Yuzuki**
Okay.
**[03:27] Kiki**
Akagami, come with me. We need to talk.
**[03:33] Akagami**
What did you want to discuss?
**[03:37] Kiki**
Did something happen between you and Yuzuki?
**[03:40] Akagami**
Well, actually...
***SIGN*** SIGH
**[03:47] Kiki**
Oh, so it's just a couple's quarrel.
**[03:49] Akagami**
Actually, it's a regular quarrel.
**[03:52] Kiki**
You two are totally in love, aren't you?
**[03:54] Akagami**
At first, we were both just being stubborn,
but it escalated this time.
**[03:59] Kiki**
I see.
**[04:02] Kiki**
Akagami, what's this?
**[04:05] Akagami**
Boobs.
**[04:06] Kiki**
That's right. It's me, Kiki.
**[04:09] Akagami**
Yes, of course that's what I was thinking.
**[04:13] Kiki**
Nun, head priest, master...
**[04:15] Kiki**
I'm a single human perceived
differently by different people,
**[04:19] Kiki**
though apparently you could
only recognize me as boobs.
***SIGN*** Eep!
**[04:22] Akagami**
Eep!
**[04:23] Kiki**
Point at the moon, and you see a finger.
**[04:25] Kiki**
People get distracted by the pointing finger
when a person points at the moon.
**[04:32] Kiki**
I pointed at my breasts earlier because
I knew you'd make that mistake.
**[04:36] Akagami**
That's not fair!
**[04:38] Kiki**
I'm telling you not to lose
sight of what matters.
**[04:41] Kiki**
A finger is an obvious sign,
but if you get too distracted,
**[04:45] Kiki**
you'll never reach the moon
you should be looking at.
**[04:48] Akagami**
What does that mean?
**[04:51] Kiki**
How do you see Yuzuki?
**[04:56] Akagami**
Yuzuki-san is dependable.
**[04:59] Akagami**
She can be a bit careless,
**[05:01] Akagami**
but she has her head on straight
and is always so positive.
**[05:07] Akagami**
She's much stronger than I am.
**[05:10] Kiki**
That's your bias speaking, Akagami.
**[05:14] Akagami**
What?
**[05:15] Kurage**
Kiki-san, you have a guest.
**[05:18] Kiki**
What do they want?
**[05:20] Kurage**
They want to leave the temple (ridan).
***SIGN*** Ridan
**[05:22] Kiki**
This is our chance!
**[05:24] Akagami**
What do you mean?!
**[05:25] Kiki**
We can collect their ridan fee!
**[05:27] Kiki**
They'll pay us to remove their family's
grave and express their gratitude.
***SIGN*** Ridan
***SIGN*** "Ridan" is the act
of ending a relationship
between a temple
and its supporters.
***SIGN*** When the relationship
is ended, the supporters'
graves are removed
or transferred.
**[05:30] Akagami**
Shouldn't we be unhappy about
supporters leaving the temple?
**[05:33] Kiki**
What matters right now is the money.
**[05:36] Kiki**
This is a blessing from the Buddha.
**[05:38] Akagami**
*Her perception is totally warped!*
**[05:40] Kiki**
Leave it to me.
**[05:42] Kiki**
I'll make them cough up a hundred
times the market price.
**[05:45] Akagami**
Master, I think that's a bit much!
**[05:55] Yuzuki**
They're going to transfer their grave
to another temple in their neighborhood.
**[05:59] Yuzuki**
Our location's not good for them.
**[06:01] Kiki**
Did our guests leave? Did they pay a ridan fee?
**[06:04] Yuzuki**
What? No.
**[06:06] Yuzuki**
My mom decided we wouldn't collect
withdrawal fees from supporters
**[06:11] Yuzuki**
since they're a token of their gratitude.
**[06:13] Kiki**
That's true, but...
**[06:15] Yuzuki**
They still came despite the poor location
while my mom was around.
**[06:20] Yuzuki**
But they said they can't trust
Mikazuki Temple now.
**[06:27] Yuzuki**
I'm not as good at this as my mom.
**[06:32] Yuzuki**
I thought I was doing my
best to earn their trust,
**[06:37] Yuzuki**
but I'm still not doing nearly enough.
**[06:39] Yuzuki**
All right. I'll have to work even harder.
**[06:43] Akagami**
Yuzuki-san...
**[06:48] Kiki**
Yuzuki, stop training after today.
**[06:51] Kiki**
I won't instruct you anymore.
**[06:55] Both**
What?
**[06:56] Akagami**
But why, Master?
**[06:58] Kiki**
You'll have to figure that out yourself.
**[07:08] (Flashback) Tsukina**
Taking over a temple is a lot of work.
**[07:11] (Flashback) Tsukina**
Why do you want to do it?
**[07:12] (Flashback) Young Yuzuki**
Because I...
**[07:14] Yuzuki**
*How did I answer her then?*
**[07:24] Yuzuki**
Oh, right. I don't have training today.
**[07:30] Yuzuki**
*No, I don't have time to be depressed.*
**[07:33] Yuzuki**
*I have a lot of things to do.*
**[07:36] Yuzuki**
So I'll be doing my best again this year.
**[07:40] Kurage**
What exactly will you do?
**[07:42] Yuzuki**
Well, uh...
**[07:44] Mia**
You'll commit harakiri and write your
New Year's calligraphy in blood, right?
**[07:47] Kagura**
Japan is so exotic.
**[07:50] Yuzuki**
I don't think I'll be doing that.
**[07:52] Tsukuyo**
She probably means airing out the floor
cushions, maintaining the tatami mats,
***SIGN*** Over 100 cushions total!
***SIGN*** Mikazuki Temple is
in the 80-tatami class!
**[07:55] Tsukuyo**
and polishing the Buddhist objects.
**[07:58] Yuzuki**
That's right. There's a lot to do
at a temple besides train.
**[08:02] Tsukuyo**
But it should be easy thanks to Akagami.
**[08:06] Yuzuki**
Huh?
**[08:07] Tsukuyo**
The whole temple's sparkling
clean most of the time.
**[08:10] Kurage**
He regularly airs out the cushions and mats.
**[08:14] Mia**
And I helped him polish the Buddhist objects.
**[08:17] Yuzuki**
But there's a lot of other things to do.
**[08:19] Tsukuyo**
We'll be done in a snap if we do it together.
**[08:21] Yuzuki**
Oh, right. Wait, where's Akagami-kun?
**[08:26] Kagura**
He followed Kiki-san on her business.
**[08:29] Yuzuki**
Why?
**[08:30] Tsukuyo**
Who knows? I'd like to know, too,
**[08:34] Tsukuyo**
but my messages aren't showing as read.
**[08:37] Tsukuyo**
I keep sending them, too.
**[08:39] Mia**
You have Akagami's contact information?
**[08:42] Tsukuyo**
Huh?
**[08:43] Mia**
Why do you have that? Why don't I have it?
**[08:47] Kurage**
I don't have his, either. I want it, too.
**[08:50] Both**
No fair!
**[08:52] Kagura**
Oh, I have it.
**[08:54] Tsukuyo**
Exactly why do you have it?
**[08:58] Kurage**
You shouldn't get the jump on us like that.
**[09:01] Mia**
Just because you've already
conquered Akagami...
**[09:04] Tsukuyo**
Okay, I'd like to correct that!
***SIGN*** CHATTER CHATTER
**[09:07] Tsukuyo**
Help me, Yuzu-nee!
**[09:10] Tuskuyo**
Yuzu-nee?
**[09:12] Yuzuki**
I'd expect nothing less from Akagami-kun.
**[09:14] Yuzuki**
He does a perfect job, and everybody loves him.
**[09:16] Yuzuki**
But I can work just as hard.
**[09:24] Yuzuki**
*It really is spotless.*
**[09:29] Yuzuki**
*It's okay, Akagami-kun.*
**[09:32] (Flashback) Yuzuki**
I'll figure something out.
**[09:35] Yuzuki**
*That's right. I have to do something.*
**[09:38] Yuzuki**
*After all, my mom managed to do this alone.*
***SIGN*** Supermarket clerk
***SIGN*** Call center
***SIGN*** Fast food
***SIGN*** Convenience store
***SIGN*** Mover
***SIGN*** Illustrator
***SIGN*** Maid café
***SIGN*** Newspaper delivery
***SIGN*** Road work
***SIGN*** Cram school lecturer
***SIGN*** Specializing in High-paying Jobs
***SIGN*** All things are without a self.
**[10:24] Akagami**
Master, please allow Yuzuki-san
to resume her training!
**[10:28] Akagami**
Please!
**[10:30] Kiki**
This isn't the place for this.
**[10:33] Kiki**
And don't make me say it again.
**[10:36] Kiki**
Yuzuki doesn't currently have the right.
**[10:39] Akagami**
I'm not sure you have the right to be
our temple's head priest, so please!
**[10:43] Kiki**
Watch it. I'll end your training, too.
**[10:45] Kiki**
Yuzuki has to figure this out for herself.
**[10:50] Kiki**
There's no need for me to get involved.
**[10:52] Akagami**
Can't you please make an exception?
**[10:54] Kiki**
Pay the check, okay?
**[10:56] Akagami**
Master!
**[10:58] Kiki**
Oh, it's raining.
**[11:01] Akagami**
Hello—
**[11:01] Tsukuyo**
*You finally answered!*
**[11:03] Akagami**
*Tsukuyo-san?*
**[11:04] Akagami**
*I'm sorry. I've been busy.*
**[11:06] Tsukuyo**
Something more important is happening!
**[11:08] Tsukuyo**
*Yuzu-nee has gone missing!*
**[11:19] Tsukuyo**
*She was acting weird this morning.*
**[11:22] Tsukuyo**
*Do you have any idea where she went?*
**[11:25] Akagami**
*I have a bad feeling about this.*
**[11:30] Kiki**
*Tell me, Akagami. How do you see Yuzuki?*
**[11:35] Akagami**
*Yuzuki-san is dependable.*
**[11:38] Akagami**
*She can be a bit careless,*
**[11:41] Akagami**
* but she has her head on straight*
* and is always so positive.*
**[12:02] Yuzuki**
I'm so cold. What am I going to do?
**[12:05] Yuzuki**
I think I have a fever.
**[12:09] Yuzuki**
*I need to try harder.*
**[12:12] Yuzuki**
* I need to be able to do everything*
* myself so people will trust me.*
**[12:17] Yuzuki**
*Otherwise, I'll never be like Mom.*
**[12:24] Akagami**
* Damn it. I don't know where*
* else she could've gone.*
**[12:29] Akagami**
*Wait...*
**[12:34] Yuzuki**
* She was strong and pretty.*
* There wasn't anything she couldn't do.*
**[12:38] Yuzuki**
*Everyone trusted her.*
**[12:40] Yuzuki**
*Mom was perfect.*
**[12:44] (Flashback) Tsukina**
I'm shutting down Mikazuki Temple.
**[12:46] (Flashback) Tsukina**
Prepare to move, everyone.
**[12:49] (Flashback) Tsukina**
Got it?
**[12:51] (Flashback) Yuzuki**
Why, Mom? This is too sudden.
**[12:54] (Flashback) Tsukina**
It's already been decided.
**[12:56] (Flashback) Yuzuki**
Wait, Mom!
**[12:57] (Flashback) Yuzuki**
I'll take over the temple!
**[12:59] (Flashback) Tsukina**
You'll take over this temple?
**[13:02] (Flashback) Yuzuki**
I'll...
**[13:03] (Flashback) Tsukina**
You can't do it, Yuzuki.
**[13:12] (Flashback) Tsukina**
You can't save Mikazuki Temple.
**[13:19] Yuzuki**
*I can't do it?*
**[13:23] Yuzuki**
* Tell me, Mom. Is it because*
* I'm not good enough?*
**[13:28] Yuzuki**
*Am I lacking something?*
**[13:31] Yuzuki**
* Then I'll have to work harder*
* and become perfect.*
**[13:37] (Flashback) Kiki**
Yuzuki, stop training after today.
**[13:40] Yuzuki**
*Harder and harder.*
**[13:43] (Flashback) Akagami**
You can't do it, Yuzuki-san!
**[13:45] Yuzuki**
*I'll work harder.*
**[13:48] (Flashback) Tsukina**
You can't do it, Yuzuki.
**[13:51] Yuzuki**
* I'll work harder, so don't*
* close down our temple.*
**[13:55] Yuzuki**
*Please come back, Mom.*
**[13:59] Yuzuki**
I'm so cold.
**[14:05] Akagami**
*There's no reason for her to be there.*
**[14:10] Akagami**
* After all, Yuzuki-san is*
* much stronger than I am.*
**[14:25] Kiki**
*That's your bias speaking, Akagami.*
**[14:36] Yuzuki**
Akagami-kun?
**[14:40] Akagami**
* What about Yuzuki-san*
* have I even been looking at?*
**[14:45] Akagami**
* She faked smiles even when*
* she was losing heart.*
**[14:48] Akagami**
*She acted tough to hide her lack of confidence.*
**[14:51] Akagami**
*But she's actually so very...*
**[15:14] Yuzuki**
You're warm, Akagami-kun.
**[15:28] Yuzuki**
Nope, I can't get up. Not with this fever.
**[15:32] Akagami**
Zzz...
**[15:35] Yuzuki**
Akagami-kun?!
**[15:36] Akagami**
Yuzuki-san, you're awake!
**[15:38] Yuzuki**
*Oh, right. I need to apologize.*
**[15:41] Akagami**
*I must start by apologizing.*
**[15:43] Both**
I'm so—
**[15:44] Yuzuki**
Ow!
**[15:47] Yuzuki**
I'm sorry.
**[15:49] Akagami**
No, I'm sorry.
**[15:59] Yuzuki**
I feel like we haven't talked in a while.
**[16:06] Akagami**
Right?
***SIGN*** Water
***SIGN*** Stays Cold For
10 Hours
***SIGN*** Forehead Ice Pack
***SIGN*** White Peach
**[16:08] Yuzuki**
You took care of me all night?
**[16:10] Akagami**
I fell asleep at some point.
**[16:13] Yuzuki**
I'm sorry.
**[16:14] Akagami**
Why are you apologizing?
**[16:15] Yuzuki**
Because...
**[16:19] Yuzuki**
I'm surprised you knew I'd be under the bridge.
**[16:22] Akagami**
I didn't think you'd do
something as stupid as I did,
**[16:28] Akagami**
but I heard from Kurage-san
that you're a bumbling idiot.
**[16:32] Yuzuki**
A bumbling idiot?!
**[16:33] Akagami**
And I have some attachment to that place.
**[16:39] Akagami**
The first key to achieving enlightenment is...
**[16:44] Akagami**
"No one should live alone."
**[16:46] Akagami**
My father used to say that all the time.
**[16:50] Akagami**
He used it as an excuse
to build a harem, though.
**[16:55] Akagami**
I hated the phrase,
so I swore I'd live my life alone.
**[17:03] Akagami**
But you tore down that idea.
**[17:08] Akagami**
My world turned upside-down
under that bridge.
**[17:15] Akagami**
So please, Yuzuki-san, involve me in your life.
**[17:18] Yuzuki**
Akagami-kun...
**[17:21] Akagami**
You said you wouldn't leave me alone,
**[17:24] Akagami**
but you're trying to
isolate yourself right now.
**[17:28] Akagami**
Please let me be part of your relationships.
**[17:34] Yuzuki**
But it has nothing to do with you.
**[17:39] Yuzuki**
This only happened because I'm not good enough.
**[17:44] Yuzuki**
You didn't do anything wrong.
**[17:47] Yuzuki**
You should be doing what you want,
but you're so busy every day.
**[17:54] Yuzuki**
I don't want to cause any more trouble for you.
**[17:56] Akagami**
I'm doing this because I want to.
**[17:58] Akagami**
I love this temple just as much as you do.
**[18:07] (Flashback) Young Yuzuki**
Because I love Mikazuki Temple.
**[18:13] Yuzuki**
*I remember now.*
**[18:17] Yuzuki**
*It's so simple.*
**[18:22] Yuzuki**
Thank you, Akagami-kun.
**[18:28] Yuzuki**
Truly, thank you.
**[18:32] Tsukuyo**
We overheard your conversation!
***SIGN*** Pharmacy by the Temple
***SIGN*** Cold Medicine
**[18:36] Yuzuki**
How long have you been there?
**[18:37] Kagura**
Since Akagami-san put this inside you.
**[18:41] Yuzuki**
You did?
**[18:43] Akagami**
I didn't put anything in anyone!
**[18:45] Tuskuyo**
Yuzu-nee.
**[18:47] Yuzuki**
Tsukuyo.
**[18:48] All**
Idiot!
**[18:51] Mia**
We were so worried about you.
**[18:54] Tsukuyo**
We were so worried.
**[18:57] Kurage**
Punish her with tickles.
**[18:58] Kagura**
Or perhaps you'd prefer porn DVD punishment?
**[19:05] Tsukuyo**
Listen, Yuzu-nee.
**[19:08] Yuzuki**
Huh?
**[19:09] Tsukuyo**
We love Mikazuki Temple, too.
**[19:13] Tsukuyo**
You can't exclude us from helping you.
**[19:17] Yuzuki**
Guys...
**[19:18] Tsukuyo**
If anything, it feels like
you're the one being excluded.
***SIGN*** Everyone Already Exchanged Contact Information
***SIGN*** Ta-da!
**[19:24] Tsukuyo**
You're the only one who doesn't have
Akagami's contact information.
**[19:27] Yuzuki**
What?!
**[19:31] Yuzuki**
Let me join you!
**[19:37] Kiki**
You seem surprisingly energetic.
**[19:40] Yuzuki**
Kiki-san.
**[19:41] Akagami**
Um, Master...
**[19:43] Yuzuki**
Kiki-san, I finally figured it out.
**[19:47] Yuzuki**
I know why you stopped training
me and what I'd lost sight of.
**[19:54] Yuzuki**
When I couldn't do what my mom did,
**[19:57] Yuzuki**
I panicked and worried about
what others thought of me.
**[20:02] Yuzuki**
But I simply want to preserve the relationship
**[20:04] Yuzuki**
between this temple and everyone
as the head priest.
**[20:08] Yuzuki**
Please train me again.
**[20:18] Akagami**
Master!
**[20:19] Kiki**
Fix your health first.
Then we'll finish your training.
**[20:27] Yuzuki**
Thank you!
**[20:31] Kiki**
Settle down. Just rest.
**[20:33] Kiki**
Good grief.
**[20:35] Akagami**
Kiki-san, thank y—
**[20:38] Kiki**
No need to thank me.
**[20:39] Akagami**
But...
**[20:41] Kiki**
The selfish desire for recognition
**[20:44] Kiki**
is the farthest one can get
from achieving enlightenment.
**[20:49] Kiki**
Yuzuki simply realized how
a head priest should truly be.
**[20:55] Kiki**
I didn't do anything.
**[21:10] Akagami**
Should you be up and about already?
**[21:12] Yuzuki**
Yeah. My fever's gone down.
**[21:16] Yuzuki**
I'm going to quit looking for a job.
**[21:19] Akagami**
What?
**[21:20] Yuzuki**
I'll ask our supporters for donations
to repair the principle figure.
**[21:26] Akagami**
I'm not sure they will.
**[21:29] Yuzuki**
It'll be difficult. I agree.
**[21:33] Yuzuki**
That's why I thought I had to sacrifice
myself to protect Mikazuki Temple.
**[21:39] Akagami**
Right.
**[21:41] Yuzuki**
But that was wrong.
**[21:43] Yuzuki**
There's no future when something's
acquired through that kind of sacrifice.
**[21:50] Yuzuki**
The fifth key to achieving enlightenment is
"Don't run from your own weaknesses."
**[21:56] Yuzuki**
We'll all protect Mikazuki Temple together.
**[21:59] Akagami**
Yes, together.
**[22:04] Akagami**
You forgot something.
**[22:07] Tsukuyo**
Oh, sorry.
**[22:09] Tsukuyo**
Hey, whoa!
**[22:15] Kurage**
That was on purpose.
**[22:16] Tsukuyo**
Obviously not!
**[22:19] Kurage**
Akagami-san.
**[22:21] Kurage**
My goodbye kiss.
**[22:24] Tsukuyo**
Kurage, we're holding a family
meeting when you get home.
**[22:29] Akagami**
Kurage-san, don't you tease me, too.
**[22:32] Kurage**
You're such a dummy, Akagami-san.
**[22:34] Kurage**
Dummy, dummy, dummy.
**[22:36] Kiki**
Mia, are you ready yet?
**[22:38] Mia**
I'll be right there.
**[22:45] Mia**
I-I'm sorry!
**[22:49] Mia**
Are you okay?
**[22:50] Akagami**
Oh, this is nothing.
**[22:53] Akagami**
Ow...
**[22:55] Akagami**
It's suddenly nighttime?
**[23:03] Kiki**
There, there. Wanna suck on these?
**[23:05] Akagami**
No, thank you!
**[23:06] Kiki**
Mia, we're visiting our dear
supporters. Don't be late.
**[23:10] Mia**
Y-Yes, ma'am.
**[23:11] Akagami**
Good luck on your first errand.
**[23:14] Yuzuki**
Thanks for waiting, everyone.
**[23:16] Yuzuki**
I'll be back later.
**[23:18] Akagami**
Okay. Be careful.
**[23:19] Yuzuki**
And, um... While I'm gone...
**[23:22] Akagami**
I'll handle the chores.
**[23:24] Yuzuki**
Huh?
**[23:25] Akagami**
Don't worry about Mikazuki Temple.
**[23:28] Yuzuki**
You're right. In that case,
I'm counting on you.
**[23:32] Akagami**
Sure.
**[23:34] Kurage**
Yuzuki-oneechan is the only one who didn't
have a sexual experience this morning.
**[23:38] Yuzuki**
Kurage, what are you saying?!
**[23:40] Tsukuyo**
We don't know that yet. For example...
**[23:47] Tsukuyo**
See?
**[23:51] Akagami**
Worldly thoughts, begone!
**[23:53] Yuzuki**
Akagami-kun, you idiot!
# E13 - No Way, Why Is It So Big... / You Mustn't Touch That...
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GMKUXQKE0/no-way-why-is-it-so-big--you-mustnt-touch-that)
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***SIGN*** Mikazuki Temple
***SIGN*** Extra 1
No Way, Why Is It So Big...
**[01:33] Akagami**
Wh-Wh-What...
**[01:36] Yuzuki**
Wh-Wh-What...
***SIGN*** Mikazuki Temple
**[01:39] Both**
What the heck is this?!
**[01:43] Akagami**
Huh? What? What's happening?
**[01:47] Akagami**
Is this Akagami-kun's body?
**[01:49] Akagami**
What's going on?
**[01:50] Akagami**
When I woke up,
I was inside Akagami-kun's body.
**[01:54] Akagami**
I'm not dreaming.
**[02:01] Akagami**
No way... Why is it so big?
**[02:04] Akagami**
But I'm not thinking any dirty thoughts.
**[02:08] Yuzuki**
I-I'm inside Yuzuki-san's body?
**[02:11] Yuzuki**
Her boo—
**[02:14] Yuzuki**
Worldly thoughts, begone!
**[02:16] Yuzuki**
No, I mustn't hurt Yuzuki-san's precious face.
**[02:20] Yuzuki**
She's so beautiful.
**[02:23] Yuzuki**
But how can I fix this?
**[02:29] Akagami**
Kurage?
**[02:32] Kurage**
Akagami-san.
**[02:34] Kurage**
Let's get married.
**[02:37] Kurage**
Everyone will have to acknowledge
our relationship then.
**[02:39] Akagami**
W-W-Wait...
**[02:45] Kurage**
Checkmate, Akagami-san.
**[02:48] Akagami**
Wait, wait, wait!
**[02:50] Kurage**
Kurage-san is still just a child.
**[02:52] Kurage**
If people found out you were doing
this with her, you'd be finished.
**[02:58] Akagami**
I said wait!
**[03:00] Kurage**
My, my. I can't believe you're
letting Kurage-san do this to you.
**[03:04] Kurage**
You lolicon.
**[03:07] Akagami**
Oh, no!
**[03:09] Kurage**
What's wrong with you? You're acting weird.
**[03:12] Akagami**
Is that you, Kagura?
***SIGN*** Mikazuki Temple
**[03:17] Kurage**
It seems we've all swapped bodies.
**[03:21] Akagami**
Is that even possible?
**[03:23] Kurage**
It's happening right now.
**[03:25] Akagmi**
I wonder what caused it.
**[03:27] Kurage**
The cause, huh?
**[03:30] (Flashback) Yuzuki**
Incense?
**[03:32] (Flashback) Kagura**
Yes, I had the Baldwin family send it here.
**[03:35] (Flashback) Tsukuyo**
It looks kind of sketchy.
**[03:37] (Flashback) Kagura**
Let's try burning it.
**[03:41] Kurage**
I was just trying to turn
Mia-san into a sexy perv, but...
**[03:46] Kagami**
So this was your fault, Kagura?
**[03:48] Kurage**
Tee-hee.
**[03:49] Akagami**
In any case, we need to find the others.
**[03:52] Akagami**
They probably need help.
**[03:56] Yuzuki**
I can't stay here forever.
**[03:58] Yuzuki**
I'll get changed and make
myself look like Yuzuki-san...
**[04:02] Yuzuki**
No bra?!
**[04:10] Mia**
I'm an adult.
**[04:18] Mia**
So mature and sexy.
***SIGN*** Recording
**[04:22] Mia**
Akagami-san, look at me.
**[04:42] Akagami**
Kurage?
**[04:44] Akagami**
You're Kurage, aren't you?
**[04:45] Kurage**
Make sure you save that video, please.
**[04:49] Mia**
It's me. What a strange feeling.
**[04:53] Kurage**
I've never seen Mia-san
act like this before, either.
**[04:56] Akagami**
Kurage, we're holding a family meeting later.
**[04:59] Mia**
Yuzuki-oneechan?
**[05:00] Akagami**
I think this calls for an apology.
**[05:04] Mia**
But I'm Mia-chan right now.
**[05:06] Akagami**
I see. I suppose it can't be helped, then.
**[05:10] Akagami**
Mia did mention that she's on a diet.
**[05:13] Akagami**
It's a shame, since we received that tasty
yokan from one of our temple's supporters.
**[05:18] Mia**
Yokan?
**[05:22] Akagami**
Taking dirty videos of
yourself really isn't okay.
**[05:25] Mia**
I'm sorry.
**[05:27] Akagami**
Good girl. Now, let's erase this vid—
**[05:32] Kurage**
That was my scream.
**[05:37] Yuzuki**
There's always a solution.
**[05:38] Yuzuki**
This will allow me to undress
without looking at myself.
**[05:45] Yuzuki**
Oh, no!
**[05:48] Kurage**
My, my.
**[05:50] Kagura**
Kiki-san, please stop.
**[05:55] Akagami**
Nyagosuke?
**[05:57] Kurage**
I see. So Kiki-san swapped with Nyagosuke.
**[05:58] Kagura**
Kiki-san...
**[06:00] Kagura**
Kiki-san, no...
**[06:01] Akagami**
Is that you, Tsukuyo?
**[06:05] Akagami**
You're Tsukuyo, right?
**[06:08] Kagura**
Don't look!
**[06:12] Kagura**
You'll pay for this!
**[06:14] Akagami**
Why are you mad at *me*?
**[06:16] Nyagosuke**
Good grief. What a ruckus.
**[06:19] Akagami**
It spoke!
**[06:20] Nyagosuke**
What's wrong with a talking cat?
**[06:22] Mia**
Nothing. Nyagosuke is cute.
**[06:25] Nyagosuke**
I am Kiki.
**[06:27] Mia**
There, there.
**[06:28] Nyagosuke**
I am Kiki!
**[06:30] Mia**
Let's get you some milk.
**[06:33] Nyagosuke**
I'd prefer sake.
**[06:35] Kurage**
For her, I mean.
**[06:42] Nyagosuke**
That's rather sexy, if I do say so myself.
**[06:44] Mia**
Nyagosuke goes to sleep after drinking milk,
so we can leave him alone for a while.
**[06:49] Kurage**
Let's look for the others in the meantime.
**[06:53] Akagami**
Wait.
**[06:55] Kurage**
What is it?
**[06:56] Akagami**
Well, um...
**[07:00] Kagura/Id**
* I ran without thinking about it, but it's*
* possible Akagami's swapped with someone, too.*
**[07:14] Kagura**
What are you doing?
**[07:16] Akagami**
How do I do this?
**[07:21] Yuzuki**
I'll never get anywhere
unless I do something about this.
**[07:24] Yuzuki**
I must get dressed quickly.
**[07:25] Yuzuki**
Which clothes would make
Yuzuki-san look the most beautiful?
**[07:30] Yuzuki**
A kimono?
**[07:30] Yuzuki**
But a kimono would involve...
**[07:34] Yuzuki**
Changing my bottoms...
**[07:35] Yuzuki**
Oh, no!
**[07:38] Tsukuyo/Id**
*It's just my imagination.*
**[07:40] Tsukuyo/Id**
* This is definitely just a*
* trick of my imagination.*
**[07:44] Tsukuyo/Id**
*It's real!*
**[07:46] Akagami**
Mia?
**[07:49] Akagami**
You're Mia, right?
**[07:51] Tsukuyo**
Is that you, Yuzuki-san?
**[07:54] Akagami**
I'm glad nothing terrible has happened to you.
**[07:56] Tsukuyo**
Does this mean you've all swapped, too?
**[08:00] Tsukuyo**
It's me...
**[08:02] Mia**
I'm Kurage.
**[08:03] Kurage**
I'm Kagura.
**[08:06] Tsukuyo**
What are those for?
**[08:07] Kurage**
Handling hazardous materials.
**[08:10] Nyagosuke**
Damn you for being so robust!
**[08:13] Akagami**
Kiki-san...
**[08:14] Tsukuyo**
Master, could you cat slap me, too?
**[08:18] Kagura**
Don't! That's my body!
**[08:20] Mia**
What's robust?
**[08:22] Kagura**
Don't worry about it, Kurage.
**[08:24] Akagami**
More importantly, we need
to find everyone quickly!
**[08:27] Akagami**
Who haven't we found yet?
**[08:29] Kagura**
Yuzu-nee herself!
**[08:31] Kagura**
She's in serious trouble since
she swapped with Akagami.
**[08:34] Kurage**
Maybe Akagami-san's in
the bathroom right now.
**[08:39] Yuzuki**
If I clear my mind of mundane thoughts,
I should be able to ignore my worldly thoughts.
**[08:42] Yuzuki**
I'm not Akagami Akemitsu
right now. I'm Yuzuki-san.
**[08:47] Yuzuki**
Yuzuki-san, the world's most wonderful woman.
**[08:49] Yuzuki**
I never experience the shadow
of a worldly thought.
**[08:53] Kurage**
You're pervy too, Yuzuki-oneechan.
**[08:55] Yuzuki**
Not right now, Kurage-san!
**[08:57] Kurage**
You secret perv.
**[09:03] Yuzuki**
I don't think so, worldly thoughts.
**[09:15] Mia**
Huh?
**[09:16] Kagura**
My, my.
**[09:17] Kurage**
I'm not mature or sexy anymore.
**[09:19] Akagami**
Which means...
**[09:21] Tsukuyo**
We're back to normal?
**[09:24] Kiki**
Hey, kids.
**[09:26] Mia**
Master?
**[09:27] Kiki**
Well? Is everyone back to normal?
**[09:30] Tsukuyo**
What about you?
**[09:32] Tsukuyo**
She's still got some cat in her.
**[09:34] Kurage**
Meow, meow.
**[09:36] Kiki**
Hey, cut that out.
**[09:37] Kagura**
If the effects expire
after some time has passed,
**[09:40] Kagura**
then I must give some more
thought to how to use it.
**[09:46] Tsukuyo**
Wait. Akagami, where's Yuzu-nee?
**[09:49] Tsukuyo**
You swapped bodies with Yuzu-nee, right?
**[09:52] Tsukuyo**
Then you must know where she is.
**[09:55] Akagami**
Well, actually, um...
**[09:59] Akagami**
I was in Yuzuki-san's room this whole time.
**[10:02] Tsukuyo**
Let's go, everyone.
**[10:04] Akagami**
N-No, wait!
**[10:11] Akagami**
I gave up on getting dressed, and in order
to suppress my worldly desires, I...
**[10:16] Yuzuki**
Is everyone out there? Are we back to normal?
**[10:19] Yuzuki**
It's pitch-black! And why can't I move?
**[10:23] Akagami**
Yuzuki-san, I'm sorry!
**[10:29] Yuzuki**
What?!
***SIGN*** Mikazuki Temple
***SIGN*** Pearls before swine, sutras before cats
***SIGN*** Extra 2
You Mustn't Touch That...
**[10:59] Akagami**
What?!
**[11:02] Akagami**
Kiki-san?
**[11:03] Kiki**
Do you believe in God?
**[11:06] Akagami**
God? But we run a temple.
This can't be good.
**[11:10] Kiki**
You may kiss the bride.
**[11:12] Akagami**
You want me to what?!
**[11:17] Akagami**
Is that you, Yuzuki-san?
**[11:20] Kiki**
In sickness and in health,
may the Buddha always be with you.
**[11:34] Hoan**
I'd like to have about ten kids.
**[11:38] Hoan**
Mikazuki Temple shall be closed immediately!
**[11:50] Hoan**
Don't waste your time.
**[11:51] Hoan**
Un-horse-tunately, there are no
knights here to ride to your defense.
**[11:55] Kagura**
There's one right here.
**[12:05] Akagami**
Kagura-san!
**[12:13] Hoan**
Get her!
**[12:42] Kagura**
Uggy...
**[12:44] Akagami**
Uggy?
**[12:45] Kagura**
It's short for "Ugh, kill them."
**[12:47] Akagami**
I see! I won't allow that to happen!
**[12:52] Kagura**
Wow!
**[12:57] Kagura**
My, my.
**[12:58] Akagami**
Let's run for it.
**[13:09] Akagami**
Which way?
**[13:13] Akagami**
Kagura-san, where are we going?
**[13:16] Kagura**
Hold on tight!
**[13:29] Akagami**
Where are we?
**[13:31] Kagura**
On the moon, of course.
**[13:33] Akagami**
What?!
**[13:36] Kagura**
No one will interrupt us here.
**[13:40] Kagura**
It's time to pay up.
**[13:43] Akagami**
W-We mustn't, Kagura-san!
I'm not that kind of—
**[13:50] Kagura**
Poke.
**[13:50] Akagami**
Hey!
**[14:21] Tsukuyo**
Akagami, are you okay?
**[14:44] Akagami**
Tsukuyo-san?
**[14:45] Tsukuyo**
You don't have to pay for that kiss.
**[14:47] Tsukuyo**
That was just mouth-to-mouth.
**[14:49] Akagami**
What are you talking about?
**[14:52] Tsukuyo**
Forget it. Anyway, why
don't we swim together?
**[14:54] Akagami**
Sounds nice.
**[15:24] Tsukuyo**
That was fun.
**[15:25] Akagami**
Yes.
**[15:28] Tsukuyo**
Akagami?
**[15:29] Akagami**
Tsukuyo-san, your, um... breasts...
**[15:39] Tsukuyo**
Hey, Akagami...
**[15:40] Akagami**
Y-Yes?
**[15:41] Tsukuyo**
Look at me.
**[15:43] Akagami**
But...
**[15:43] Tsukuyo**
Just do it.
**[15:46] Tsukuyo**
There.
**[15:47] Akagami**
You can take that off?!
**[15:55] Tsukuyo**
Don't avert your eyes, Akagami.
**[15:58] Akagami**
Tsukuyo-san...
**[15:59] Tsukuyo**
Hold me tight. Please.
**[16:05] Akagami**
Quicksand?!
**[16:06] Tsukuyo**
Akagami...
**[16:17] Akagami**
Where am I?
**[16:18] Kurage**
A room in a castle.
**[16:19] Kurage**
The kind you sometimes see
on the side of major roadways.
**[16:25] Akagami**
Kurage-san, those aren't castles.
**[16:28] Kurage**
I'll accommodate your tastes.
**[16:30] Akagami**
What?
***SIGN*** Kurage
**[16:38] Kurage**
Well?
**[16:41] Kurage**
Or do you prefer this?
**[16:49] Kurage**
You're a lolicon, after all.
**[16:52] Akagami**
I'm not, though!
**[16:56] Kurage**
Here's a special treat.
**[16:58] Akagami**
Huh?
**[17:00] Akagami**
What?
**[17:02] Akagami**
What?!
**[17:08] Akagami**
Kurage-san turned into an adult?!
**[17:11] Kurage**
This is in the way.
**[17:13] Akagami**
W-W-Wait...
**[17:15] Akagami**
Wait!
**[17:18] Kurage**
Kaboom.
**[17:23] Akagami**
Kurage-san, we mustn't!
**[17:25] Kurage**
Why not? I'm an adult.
**[17:28] Akagami**
Even adults should only do this
with someone they truly love.
**[17:31] Kurage**
But I truly love you, Akagami-san.
**[17:37] Mia**
Akagami!
**[17:39] Akagami**
Now Mia-san's here?!
**[17:40] Mia**
Save the excuses!
**[17:42] Mia**
You shall be judged by Hyakunin Isshu!
**[17:44] Akagami**
And her character
development has been undone!
**[17:46] Akagami**
Wait! This is dangerous!
**[17:46] Mia**
Wait! Stop running!
**[17:50] Tsukuyo**
You've got this, Akagami!
**[17:51] Kagura**
Keep it up, Mia-san!
**[17:53] Akagami**
What's going on here?
**[17:55] Akagami**
This series of events has
been chaotic from the start...
**[17:59] Akagami**
Kiki-san?!
**[18:01] Akagami**
I'm sorry, I—
**[18:02] Akagami**
Why are you undressing, too?!
**[18:04] Kiki**
It's not fan service unless I undress, too.
**[18:07] Kiki**
Come on. Don't be shy.
**[18:10] Akagami**
Worldly thoughts, be—
**[18:14] Mia**
Gotcha.
**[18:22] Akagami**
Where am I?
***SIGN*** Post-Penance
Pleasure Room
**[18:23] Mia**
Akagami.
***SIGN*** Post-Penance
Pleasure Room
**[18:26] Mia**
Do you perhaps enjoy this kind of thing?
**[18:28] Kagura**
It's BDSM penance.
***SIGN*** Blessings of Dreamlike
and Surreal Madness
BDSM
**[18:31] Akagami**
It's certainly a type of penance...
**[18:35] Mia**
Prepare yourself.
**[18:37] Kagura**
Mia-san, be careful with that open flame.
**[18:39] Mia**
I know.
**[18:40] Akagami**
No, no, no!
**[18:46] Akagami**
Huh? It's not actually that hot.
**[18:48] Mia**
It's called a low-temperature candle.
**[18:50] Mia**
It's a specialty product that
allows you to safely
**[18:53] Mia**
enjoy wax play without burning your partner.
**[18:54] Akagami**
Why do you know so much about that?!
**[18:56] Yuzuki**
Mia! Kagura!
**[19:00] Akagami**
Yuzuki-san?!
**[19:01] Yuzuki**
Look at you, Akagami-kun. You're all dirty.
**[19:09] Mia**
Perhaps you could scrape the
wax off with your fingernails.
**[19:12] Kagura**
Let's wait until we've
dripped wax on more places.
**[19:14] Akagami**
Please, no!
**[19:16] Yuzuki**
Then why don't we wash you off in the bath?
**[19:19] Akagami**
Together?!
**[19:28] Yuzuki**
How is this, Akagami-kun?
**[19:33] Tsukuyo**
This is so embarrassing.
**[19:35] Kurage**
Adult bodies are so much fun.
**[19:39] Mia**
What am I supposed to wash, exactly?
**[19:42] Kagura**
Calm down and feel around with
your hands. You'll figure it out.
**[19:45] Akagami**
I-I don't think hitting myself will
save me from these worldly thoughts.
**[19:51] Kiki**
How does it feel to be in paradise?
**[19:54] Akagami**
Clear your mind,
clear your mind, clear your mind,
**[19:57] Akagami**
clear your mind, clear your mind, clear your—
**[20:12] Mia**
No!
**[20:13] Kiki**
Stop!
**[20:15] Kagura**
Oh, no.
**[20:18] Akagami**
Those tentacles are preying upon
you in a most indecent manner!
**[20:21] Yuzuki**
Akagami-kun, save us!
**[20:23] Akagami**
One moment! I'll be right—
**[20:33] Akagami**
Who wants to see this?!
**[20:37] Kagura**
Such an unsightly turtle head.
**[20:40] Akagami**
Just kill me already.
**[20:42] Kagura**
I won't go that far, but...
**[21:08] Yuzuki**
Akagami-kun seems to be in a lot of pain.
**[21:11] Kiki**
It kind of looks like he's enjoying himself.
**[21:13] Tsukuyo**
How? He's stuck in bed with a fever.
**[21:16] Mia**
I can't believe he suddenly
got sick and collapsed.
**[21:20] Kurage**
Akagami-san...
**[21:22] Yuzuki**
Don't worry. The doctor who came said it's
just a cold, and he'll get better with rest.
**[21:29] Akagami**
Ladies...
**[21:31] Akagami**
You mustn't touch that...
**[21:34] Kagura**
I wonder what he's dreaming about.
**[21:36] Kurage**
If Akagami-san starts sweating,
should we wipe his body clean again?
**[21:41] Yuzuki**
What?
**[21:45] Mia**
That was something we had to do together.
**[21:50] Mia**
Right, Kagura?
**[21:52] Kurage**
Akagami-san's body looked
just like I learned in health class.
**[21:59] Kiki**
You're such a good student, Kurage.
**[22:01] Yuzuki**
In any case, let's not tell Akagami-kun
**[22:04] Yuzuki**
we wiped every last centimeter
of his body when he wakes up.
**[22:08] Yuzuki**
Okay?
**[22:11] Kurage**
Can I write about it in my illustrated diary?
**[22:13] Yuzuki**
No!
**[22:16] Akagami**
Worldly thoughts, begone...