# Season 1
# E1 - You'll Repay Us With Your Body!
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**[00:01] (Flashback) Harukaze**
Now listen, Akemitsu.
**[00:03] (Flashback) Harukaze**
No one can live alone.
**[00:06] (Flashback) Young Akemitsu**
Where'd that come from, Dad?
**[00:09] (Flashback) Harukaze**
As a member of the Akagami family,
you should understand.
**[00:12] (Flashback) Harukaze**
Two is better than one,
and many is better than two.
**[00:16] (Flashback) Harukaze**
Doesn't having more friends make you happier?
**[00:18] (Flashback) Young Akemitsu**
Yeah!
**[00:19] (Flashback) Harukaze**
So your dad thought, "Surely it's
better to have more lovers, too."
**[00:25] (Flashback) Young Akemitsu**
You're so cool, Dad!
**[00:29] (Flashback) Harukaze**
Looks like my ride is here.
**[00:33] (Flashback) Young Akemitsu**
Are you going somewhere, Dad?
**[00:36] (Flashback) Harukaze**
Yes. Your dad has decided
to live his own life...
**[00:42] (Flashback) Harukaze**
by getting *real* friendly with all the
women of the world he hasn't met yet.
**[00:46] (Flashback) Young Akemitsu**
You're so cool, Dad! The coolest!
**[00:51] (Flashback) Young Akemitsu**
Dad!
***SIGN*** Episode 1: You'll Repay Us With Your Body!
**[02:40] Kurage**
Poke, poke.
**[02:51] Kagura**
Hilarious.
**[03:03] Akemitsu**
I have to get to class!
**[03:08] Akemitsu**
*My father once said to me,*
**[03:11] Akemitsu**
*"No one can live alone."*
**[03:18] Coach**
Last two laps!
**[03:20] Man A**
Sure is nice.
**[03:21] Man B**
Sure is.
**[03:23] Man A**
That sure is a nice ass.
**[03:24] Man B**
Sure is.
**[03:26] Man A**
Hey, Akagami.
**[03:27] Man B**
Check it out.
**[03:29] Akemitsu**
Sorry, but I've got work.
**[03:32] Man A**
Akagami never changes.
**[03:35] Man B**
Hey, wanna go to a mixer?
**[03:39] Akemitsu**
I'll pass.
***SIGN*** Civil Service Exam
Study Guide
**[03:41] Akemitsu**
*No need, no need, no need!*
**[03:43] Akemitsu**
*The life of Akagami Akemitsu needs no women!*
**[03:51] Akemitsu**
Thank you.
**[03:53] Manager**
Thanks for picking up this shift
on such short notice, Akagami-kun.
**[03:57] Akemitsu**
No problem, boss.
**[03:59] Manager**
Are you sure you're okay staying this late?
**[04:01] Manager**
I figured a college student would have
a date planned or something.
**[04:04] Akemitsu**
Oh, I'm going to be single for life.
**[04:07] Manager**
Are you? By the time your father was your age—
**[04:11] Akemitsu**
I'm not like my father.
**[04:14] Manager**
S-Sorry...
**[04:17] Akemitsu**
Welcome.
**[04:27] (Flashback) Young Akemitsu**
You're so cool, Dad!
**[04:32] Akemitsu**
* There's no way that perverted scumbag*
* was cool, five-year-old me.*
**[04:39] Akemitsu**
* I've suffered so much*
* embarrassment because of that jerk.*
**[04:44] (Flashback) Woman**
Akagami Akemitsu? Oh, my! From *that* family?
**[04:48] (Flashback) Classmate A**
No! He's an Akagami! He'll violate us!
**[04:53] Akemitsu**
*I shall wipe away this dishonor.*
**[04:56] Akemitsu**
*Mixers? Girlfriends?*
***SIGN*** Mixers
***SIGN*** Mixers
***SIGN*** Girlfriends
***SIGN*** Girlfriends
**[04:58] Akemitsu**
*Those are just evils, nothing more.*
**[05:00] Akemitsu**
*I'll live a noble single life.*
**[05:03] Akemitsu**
* I'll pass the civil service exam and*
* acquire a stable income and status.*
***SIGN*** Civil Service Exam
Study Guide
**[05:09] Akemitsu**
*And then... And then...*
***SIGN*** Civil Service Exam
Study Guide
***SIGN*** Guaranteed Success Series Study Guide
**[05:13] Yuzuki**
Wait!
**[05:25] Akemitsu**
Where'd this bale of rice come from?
**[05:27] Yuzuki**
I'm so sorry!
**[05:35] Yuzuki**
Are you all right? Are you hurt?
**[05:39] Yuzuki**
I'm really sorry. The cart tipped over.
**[05:44] Yuzuki**
Um, can you stand?
**[05:47] Yuzuki**
Are you in any pain?
**[05:50] Yuzuki**
What should I do?
I guess I should call an ambulance.
**[05:55] Akemitsu**
There's no problem.
**[05:56] Akemitsu**
I'm totally fine.
**[05:59] Yuzuki**
Wait!
**[06:01] Akemitsu**
*Crap, crap, crap!*
**[06:03] Akemitsu**
*This can't be real! No way!*
**[06:05] Akemitsu**
*This can't happen! Not to me!*
**[06:22] Akemitsu**
*She's cute...*
**[06:30] Coach**
Last lap!
**[06:32] Man A**
Should we enjoy the view again today?
**[06:35] Man B**
Sounds good.
**[06:40] Man B**
Huh? Akagami?
**[06:41] Akemitsu**
So sexy...
**[06:44] Man A**
We're gonna go to another mixer.
**[06:46] Man B**
You're not coming, right?
**[06:52] Akemitsu**
I'll go.
**[06:53] Boy A**
Seriously?! What about your lectures?
**[06:55] Akemitsu**
I'll skip.
**[06:56] Boy B**
And your job?
**[06:56] Akemitsu**
I'll skip.
**[06:59] All**
Cheers!
**[07:05] Akemitsu**
*What am I doing?!*
**[07:08] Akemitsu**
*I can't believe I fell in love at first sight!*
**[07:10] Akemitsu**
*Not only do my feelings grow day by day,*
**[07:12] Akemitsu**
* but I'm assaulted by waves of desire*
* like water breaking through a dam!*
**[07:16] Akemitsu**
*I even ended up getting fired from my job!*
***SIGN*** Fired
for
skipping
work
**[07:18] Sign**
m 0 0 l 65 0 l 65 100 l 0 100
**[07:18] Akemitsu**
*I'm about to fail my classes, too!*
**[07:21] Sign**
m 0 0 l 65 0 l 65 100 l 0 100
***SIGN*** Failing
for
skipping
class
**[07:22] Akemitsu**
*So this is the curse of the Akagami family?!*
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 65 0 l 65 100 l 0 100
***SIGN*** Not
a
curse
***SIGN*** Incoming
Call
**[07:29] Akemitsu**
Hello? A mixer? Yeah, I'll be there.
**[07:33] Akemitsu**
Wait, no!
**[07:35] Akemitsu**
There's only one option left.
***SIGN*** Registrar
***SIGN*** Leave of Absence
**[07:44] Registrar**
Are you serious?
**[07:46] Akemitsu**
Yes.
**[07:48] Registrar**
* You're renouncing the world to become a monk?*
* Do you have connections to a temple?*
**[07:52] Akemitsu**
* When I discussed the idea with my uncle,*
* who's a former priest, he lent me a stole.*
**[07:56] Registrar**
* I feel like there are other ways*
* to overcome your desires.*
**[08:00] Akemitsu**
* Distancing yourself from the secular world*
* is the best way to retrain yourself.*
***SIGN*** Mikazuki
Temple
***SIGN*** Mikazuki Temple
**[08:08] Akemitsu**
*This is it.*
**[08:10] Akemitsu**
* I'll become a monk at this temple my uncle*
* referred me to, one closed off to women.*
**[08:17] Akemitsu**
*Now I won't be led astray.*
**[08:23] Akemitsu**
Pardon me!
**[08:27] Akemitsu**
Pardon me!
**[08:30] Yuzuki**
Yes?
**[08:36] Yuzuki**
Can I help you?
**[08:39] Yuzuki**
Huh?
**[08:41] Yuzuki**
Um, excuse me...
**[08:44] Yuzuki**
What kind of prank is this?!
**[08:49] Yuzuki**
A stole? Wait, no way...
**[08:56] Yuzuki**
One moment, please!
**[08:59] Akemitsu**
*What's she doing here?*
**[09:02] Akemitsu**
*I thought women weren't allowed here.*
**[09:04] Akemitsu**
*Is she an illusion produced by my desires?*
**[09:07] Yuzuki**
Thank you for waiting.
**[09:10] Yuzuki**
Ouch...
**[09:14] Yuzuki**
Excuse me. I was in a hurry.
***SIGN*** SPARKLE
***SIGN*** SPARKLE
***SIGN*** SPARKLE
***SIGN*** SPARKLE
**[09:20] Yuzuki**
Thank you for coming all this way.
**[09:22] Yuzuki**
My name is Aoba Yuzuki.
**[09:27] Yuzuki**
Um, where are you going?
**[09:36] Yuzuki**
Are you all right?
**[09:41] Yuzuki**
Huh?
**[09:43] Akemitsu**
*No, no! Anything but that!*
**[09:46] Akemitsu**
*I'm in no condition to resist right now!*
**[09:48] Yuzuki**
I-I'm sorry. My clothes...
**[09:50] Akemitsu**
*Don't look! I must leave here right away!*
**[09:53] Akemitsu**
*Right away... I must... I...*
**[09:57] Akemitsu**
I love you! Please marry me!
**[10:03] Yuzuki**
What?
***SIGN*** Life has its ups and downs.
**[10:14] Yuzuki**
Here you are.
**[10:15] Akemitsu**
Thank you.
**[10:24] Akemitsu**
*What's going on here?*
**[10:26] Akemitsu**
*Why are we having tea?*
**[10:27] Akemitsu**
* I thought joining a temple*
* would look more like...*
**[10:31] Akemitsu**
Please let me join the temple!
**[10:32] Monk**
Get out of here!
**[10:33] Yuzuki**
I'm sorry. The head priest
isn't here right now.
**[10:37] Akemitsu**
I see.
**[10:38] Yuzuki**
I was told you'd be coming tomorrow.
**[10:42] Akemitsu**
* I see. So there was a*
* miscommunication with my uncle.*
***SIGN*** Uncle
**[10:45] Yuzuki**
So, um...
**[10:48] Akemitsu**
*Either way, what's she doing here?*
**[10:52] Yuzuki**
What are your interests?
**[10:53] Akemitsu**
*A question?*
**[10:55] Akemitsu**
*Is this an admission test?*
***SIGN*** Pass or Fail
**[10:57] Akemitsu**
* Did they invite a woman to a place where*
* women are prohibited to gauge my reaction?*
**[11:02] Akemitsu**
*This is bad. Really bad.*
**[11:05] Akemitsu**
* I proposed to her seconds*
* after arriving at the temple.*
**[11:07] Akemitsu**
*I'm surely going to fail.*
**[11:11] Yuzuki**
I-Is something wrong?
**[11:14] Akemitsu**
*She's so cute.*
**[11:17] Yuzuki**
What are you doing?!
**[11:19] Akemitsu**
Forgive me, but I'm experiencing
some worldly desires.
**[11:22] Akemitsu**
Where is your restroom?
**[11:24] Yuzuki**
It's out the door and to the left.
**[11:30] Akemitsu**
*Crap, crap, crap. What should I do?*
**[11:35] Akemitsu**
*What a magnificent yard.*
**[11:42] Akemitsu**
*Is it down there?*
**[11:46] Akemitsu**
Are you stuck down there?
**[11:52] Akemitsu**
It's too deep to reach.
**[12:03] Yuzuki**
Hello, Kiki-san?
**[12:05] Yuzuki**
What's the matter?
Well, the man I'm supposed to meet
**[12:09] Yuzuki**
arrived a day early for some reason.
**[12:12] Yuzuki**
This is my first arranged marriage meeting.
**[12:14] Yuzuki**
He actually asked me to marry
him as soon as he got here.
**[12:18] Yuzuki**
You're supposed to be the intermediary, right?
**[12:20] Yuzuki**
Get back here and help me.
**[12:22] Kiki**
Hang on. What are you talking about?
**[12:25] Kiki**
* The man you're supposed to meet*
* is sitting next to me right now.*
**[12:30] Yuzuki**
What? Then who is he?
**[12:33] Kiki**
*Yuzuki, hello? Yuzuki?*
**[12:36] Tsukuyo**
I'm back.
**[12:38] Yuzuki**
Tsukuyo.
**[12:40] Tsukuyo**
Yuzu-nee, was your arranged
marriage meeting today?
**[12:43] Tsukuyo**
I was hoping to spy on you.
**[12:46] Yuzuki**
A malevolent ghost appeared.
**[12:48] Tsukuyo**
What?
**[12:49] Yuzuki**
Or perhaps he's a type of spirit.
**[12:52] Tsukuyo**
What are you talking about? Those don't... exist...
**[12:57] Akemitsu**
Help me...
**[13:07] Yuzuki**
Tsukuyo, run!
**[13:12] Akemitsu**
An ambulance...
**[13:23] Yuzuki**
Ghost, begone!
**[13:28] Yuzuki**
This way!
**[13:33] Tsukuyo**
Wh-Wh-Wh-What is that thing?!
**[13:35] Yuzuki**
I told you! That's the malevolent ghost!
**[13:40] Akemitsu**
No! You've got the wrong idea!
**[13:43] Kurage**
Where have you been?
**[13:47] Kurage**
Oh, Onee-cha—
**[13:48] Yuzuki**
Kurage!
**[13:50] Tsukuyo**
Run!
**[14:06] Mia**
Kagura, my brush.
**[14:08] Kagura**
Yes, Mia-san.
**[14:12] Kagura**
Mia-san, what is this?
***SIGN*** Nozawa Masako
**[14:15] Mia**
It's read "Yamato nadeshiko."
**[14:17] Mia**
It's a title granted to true
gentlewomen who live stalwartly
**[14:21] Mia**
in the tumultuous industry of voice acting.
**[14:24] Kagura**
Oh...
**[14:25] Mia**
We should strive to be like her.
**[14:29] Mia**
What's all this noise?
**[14:37] Mia**
Wh-What's going o—
**[14:43] Mia**
Who is this guy?!
**[14:44] Kagura**
Oh, my.
**[14:45] Mia**
Move! Get off of me!
**[14:47] Akemitsu**
I must resolve this misunderstanding...
**[14:48] Mia**
Kagura, don't just watch! Help me!
**[14:50] Kagura**
Hilarious.
**[14:52] Mia**
This is hardly a laughing matter!
**[14:56] Yuzuki**
Was that Mia's voice?
**[14:58] Tsukuyo**
What should we do?
The ghost is claiming more victims.
**[15:02] Tsukuyo**
And we left Kurage behind!
**[15:04] Yuzuki**
It seemed to ignore Kurage.
**[15:07] Tsukuyo**
Then why is it coming after us?
**[15:10] Tsukuyo**
What makes us different from Kurage?
**[15:13] Yuzuki**
Different?
**[15:15] Tsukuyo**
That ghost is a total perv!
**[15:25] Yuzuki**
* If he was a real ghost, that drop kick*
* would've passed right through him.*
**[15:30] Akemitsu**
* I'm sure they'll understand*
* once I talk to them.*
**[15:46] Akemitsu**
No, wait. I...
**[15:50] Akemitsu**
*She really is cute, damn it.*
***SIGN*** Mikazuki Temple
**[16:00] Kiki**
A pervert? Now that's just perfect.
**[16:04] Kiki**
So he was under the impression that this place
was the temple his uncle referred him to.
**[16:08] Kiki**
And when you saw his stole,
**[16:10] Yuzuki**
you thought the monk you were supposed
to meet came a day early.
**[16:15] Yuzuki**
Yes.
**[16:16] Kiki**
Now who's responsible for this?
**[16:19] Yuzuki**
*You* forgot to tell me someone
was coming to the temple.
**[16:24] Kiki**
And *you* mistook him for
the man you're meeting.
**[16:27] Yuzuki**
I didn't think I'd need to look at his photo!
**[16:31] Kiki**
His uncle's partially to blame, too.
***SIGN*** No Men Allowed
**[16:33] Kiki**
He told his nephew to come here without
realizing it'd been converted to a nunnery.
**[16:39] Akemitsu**
A nunnery?
**[16:41] Yuzuki**
I-I know it was a misunderstanding,
**[16:44] Yuzuki**
but I'm truly sorry about the
drop kick and palm heel strike!
**[16:48] Akemitsu**
Don't worry about that.
**[16:51] Akemitsu**
Who are these people?
**[16:54] Yuzuki**
Well, you know, even if it was an accident,
**[16:56] Yuzuki**
there are some things a lady should never do.
**[16:59] Kiki**
Okay, why don't we do this?
**[17:01] Kiki**
We'll agree you're both at fault,
and he'll train here as a monk for a while.
**[17:07] All**
What?!
**[17:09] Tsukuyo**
Are you serious, Kiki-san?
**[17:11] Yuzuki**
This is a nunnery.
**[17:13] Kiki**
Just take down the sign
that says men aren't allowed.
**[17:15] Yuzuki**
Just like that?
**[17:17] Kiki**
Are you saying you don't want
a man around for free labor?
**[17:27] Yuzuki**
B-But...
**[17:28] Kiki**
I want to take it easy.
**[17:30] Tsukuyo**
I'm sure you do, but...
**[17:32] Kiki**
Don't fight it, you two.
**[17:35] Akemitsu**
*Huh? Are things starting to go my way?*
**[17:38] Mia**
You expect us to live with this man?
**[17:40] Kagura**
Put that away.
**[17:42] Tsukuyo**
You're in danger, too, Kiki-san!
**[17:44] Tsukuyo**
He's boob-obsessed!
**[17:46] Kiki**
Oh? Let's see.
**[17:49] Tsukuyo**
Don't test him!
**[17:51] Yuzuki**
Do you know what he said to me?!
**[17:53] Yuzuki**
H-He said he lo... loves... loaaah!
**[17:59] All**
Loah?
**[18:00] Akemitsu**
Um... I appreciate the offer, but...
**[18:07] Kiki**
Are you sure?
**[18:09] Akemitsu**
Yes. I wouldn't want to cause any more trouble.
**[18:12] Akemitsu**
Besides...
**[18:16] Akemitsu**
*I doubt she remembers our first meeting.*
**[18:22] Akemitsu**
Goodbye.
**[18:30] Kurage**
Yuzuki-oneechan.
**[18:32] Kurage**
Nyagosuke says it's too bad.
**[18:36] Kurage**
I don't think he's a bad person.
**[18:40] Yuzuki**
Maybe you're right.
**[18:44] Akemitsu**
I missed the last one.
**[18:48] Akemitsu**
What am I doing?
**[18:52] Akemitsu**
What am I going to do now?
**[18:55] Yuzuki**
Really, what *are* you going to do?
**[19:02] Yuzuki**
I knew it.
**[19:05] Yuzuki**
This place is way out in the country,
so the buses stop running early.
**[19:13] Akemitsu**
I-Is there something else you need?
**[19:19] Yui**
Why don't you stay the night?
**[19:22] Akemitsu**
What?
**[19:24] Yuzuki**
I mean, we both made mistakes
that caused trouble for each other,
**[19:28] Yuzuki**
and our place has a lot of space,
given that it's a temple.
**[19:32] Yuzuki**
You still can't live here, though.
**[19:35] Yuzuki**
I'll convince the others, okay?
**[19:39] Akemitsu**
*At least I'm a good judge of character.*
**[19:43] Akemitsu**
Thank you.
**[19:45] Akemitsu**
But I'll do what I can on my own for a bit longer.
**[19:50] Yuzuki**
I see.
**[19:52] Akemitsu**
* I don't want her to become*
* a reason for me to run away.*
**[19:56] Yuzuki**
Anyway, I was so surprised today.
**[20:00] Yuzuki**
How could you say that as soon as we met?
**[20:02] Akemitsu**
I'm sorry. I hope you can forget about that.
**[20:04] Yuzuki**
Forget? That's awful in its own way, too.
**[20:09] Akemitsu**
Sorry.
**[20:10] Yuzuki**
We've only met twice, and you're
already asking me to marry you.
**[20:14] Akemitsu**
*She remembered.*
**[20:17] Yuzuki**
What kind of joke is that?
**[20:24] Yuzuki**
Huh?
**[20:26] Yuzuki**
Wait... You *were* joking, right?
**[20:31] Akemitsu**
Um...
**[20:32] Yuzuki**
Y-Yes?
**[20:34] Akemitsu**
My name...
**[20:36] Yuzuki**
Your name?
**[20:38] Akemitsu**
My name is Akagami Akemitsu.
**[20:42] Yuzuki**
Oh, right. I hadn't gotten your name yet.
**[20:46] Yuzuki**
We're really rushing through things, aren't we?
**[20:57] Yuzuki**
Nice to meet you. I'm Aoba Yuzuki.
**[21:02] Akemitsu**
Nice to meet you.
**[21:06] Yuzuki**
Wait... Akagami?
**[21:09] Yuzuki**
Not... *that* Akagami?
***SIGN*** Mikazuki
Temple
**[21:15] Akemitsu**
I promise I'll do everything in my power
**[21:19] Akemitsu**
to repay the 20 million yen
my father owes you!
**[21:22] Akemitsu**
I'm terribly sorry!
**[21:25] Yuzuki**
Okay, okay. Down, girl.
**[21:28] Tsukuyo**
I can't believe he's the son of the guy
**[21:29] Tuskuyo**
who borrowed money from
our temple and disappeared!
**[21:34] Yuzuki**
Listen, everyone.
***SIGN*** Slave
**[21:36] Yuzuki**
He can't possibly repay that amount right away,
**[21:39] Yuzuki**
but we can't just let him off the hook.
***SIGN*** Slave Trade | Organ Trade
**[21:42] Yuzuki**
So let's come up with a humane
way for him to repay us.
***SIGN*** Slave Trade | Organ Trade
**[21:45] Kagura**
Raise your hands to vote.
**[21:47] Tsukuyo**
Slave trade.
**[21:48] Mia**
Organ trade.
**[21:49] Kurage**
Wouldn't it be best to sell his dignity?
**[21:54] Kurage**
I bet he'd be able to work
for a long, long time.
**[21:56] Yuzuki**
Kurage, what are you talking about?
**[21:58] Yuzuki**
In any case, after much thought,
**[22:00] Yuzuki**
we've decided you'll repay us with your body.
**[22:05] Akemitsu**
What?
**[22:08] Tsukuyo And Mia**
What?!
***SIGN*** Next Time
***SIGN*** Being Pervy Isn't a Bad Thing
**[23:46] Kurage**
Begin by removing your clothes.
**[23:48] Tsukuyo**
Why?
**[23:49] Kurage**
Akagami-san will remove his clothes, too.
**[23:50] Tsukuyo**
Why?
**[23:52] Kurage**
It'll go in once it's wet.
**[23:53] Tsukuyo**
Why?!
**[23:55] Kurage**
Being pervy isn't a bad thing.
# E2 - Being Pervy Isn't a Bad Thing
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GPWUKZNQJ/being-pervy-isnt-a-bad-thing)
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**[00:00] Yuzuki**
We've decided you'll repay us with your body.
**[00:05] Akemitsu**
What?
**[00:07] Tsukuyo And Mia**
What?!
**[00:11] Yuzuki**
Wait, no!
**[00:13] Yuzuki**
I mean you'll pay off your debt
by living and working here!
**[00:16] Tsukuyo**
Did he threaten you, Yuzu-nee?
**[00:19] Mia**
How could someone like you suggest this?
**[00:22] Tsukuyo**
Is he blackmailing you?
**[00:23] Mia**
This is a nunnery, you know!
**[00:27] Yuzuki**
Okay?
**[00:28] Tsukuyo And Mia**
Okay.
**[00:30] Yuzuki**
In that case, Akagami-kun,
I'll show you around the temple.
**[00:34] Akemitsu**
I'd love that!
***SIGN*** Episode 2: Being Pervy Isn't a Bad Thing
**[02:06] Yuzuki**
This is our principal figure.
**[02:09] Akemitsu**
Packing tape?!
**[02:10] Yuzuki**
Broke...
**[02:11] Akemitsu**
What?
**[02:13] Yuzuki**
We're broke...
**[02:16] Akemitsu**
I understand. I'll do everything I can
to repay my debt as quickly as possible.
**[02:21] Akemitsu**
Everything!
**[02:23] Yuzuki**
Great! Thank you!
**[02:25] Yuzuki**
But let's take our time.
**[02:28] Yuzuki**
I don't know why you wanted to join a temple,
**[02:32] Yuzuki**
but I can tell you're serious about it.
**[02:36] Akemitsu**
Aoba-san...
**[02:38] Yuzuki**
Call me Yuzuki.
**[02:40] Yuzuki**
There are lots of Aobas living here.
**[02:42] Akemitsu**
Okay.
**[02:43] Yuzuki**
Let me show you the other areas.
**[02:45] Akemitsu**
Okay.
**[02:47] Tsukuyo**
Something's definitely wrong with Yuzu-nee.
**[02:50] Kurage**
They seem to be getting along.
**[02:52] Tsukuyo**
We'll have to do something about that.
**[02:56] Tsukuyo**
Let's drive that guy out
and open Yuzu-nee's eyes!
**[03:00] Mia**
Yeah!
**[03:02] Kiki**
Then we should go with a seduction strategy.
**[03:06] Tsukuyo**
Kiki-san? What are you doing here?
**[03:10] Kiki**
Sounds like you're up to
something interesting, Tsukuyo.
**[03:14] Kiki**
Here's your strategy.
**[03:15] Kiki**
You'll seduce Akagami, and once
he falls for it, you'll kick him out.
**[03:19] Kiki**
Yuzuki won't be able to object to that.
**[03:22] Tsukuyo**
I see. And who's going to seduce him?
**[03:26] Kiki**
Why, the girl with the sexiest body, of course.
**[03:31] Tsukuyo**
What? Who are you talking about?
**[03:34] Tsukuyo**
Wait, me?!
**[03:37] Tsukuyo**
Wait, wait, wait!
**[03:38] Tsukuyo**
You could do it, Kiki-san!
You have huge breasts!
**[03:41] Kiki**
What are you talking about? I'm a nun.
**[03:44] Tsukuyo**
You only care about that when it suits you.
**[03:46] Mia**
Tsukuyo-san, good luck!
**[03:48] Kagura**
Tsukuyocchi, you've got this.
**[03:50] Tsukuyo**
No, wait...
**[03:51] Kurage**
Tsukuyo-oneechan, you're so sexy and cool.
**[03:53] Tsukuyo**
Huh?!
**[03:54] Tsukuyo**
Wh-What?!
**[04:05] Akemitsu**
* Perfect. I'm nearly back to*
* being who I used to be.*
**[04:09] Akemitsu**
*Yes, my true incorruptible self.*
**[04:13] Yuzuki**
Huh? Akagami-kun, you're up early.
**[04:17] Akemitsu**
Yuzuki-sa—
**[04:20] Yuzuki**
Good morning.
**[04:23] Akemitsu**
Y-Yuzuki-san, you're up early, too.
**[04:26] Yuzuki**
I need to ring the morning bell.
**[04:29] Yuzuki**
It's like our alarm clock around here.
**[04:31] Yuzuki**
See you later.
**[04:35] Akemitsu**
My worldly desires!
**[04:39] Tsukuyo**
*He was totally staring at her tits.*
**[04:42] Tsukuyo**
*I need to find some way to drive him out.*
**[04:46] Akemitsu**
Breakfast is ready, everyone.
**[04:51] Tsukuyo**
*I'll start with a little warm-up.*
**[04:53] Tsukuyo**
*I'll totally trash his cooking.*
**[04:58] Mia**
Let's eat.
**[05:00] Both**
Let's eat.
**[05:03] Tsukuyo**
*It's so good!*
**[05:06] Tsukuyo**
* What the heck? He's a*
* better cook than any of us!*
**[05:10] Tuskuyo**
*Oh, man, I wish I could eat this every day.*
**[05:13] Akemitsu**
I'm glad you seem to like it.
**[05:20] Akemitsu**
* The skills I acquired learning to*
* be independent are paying off.*
**[05:24] Akemitsu**
* I lost my composure a little earlier,*
* but she's right. There's no need to rush.*
**[05:30] Tsukuyo**
Hey, you.
**[05:31] Akemitsu**
Can I... help...
**[05:37] Tsukuyo**
*Wow, he's totally distracted by them.*
**[05:40] Tsukuyo**
*I knew this perv loved breasts.*
**[05:43] Tsukuyo**
I've got another job for you, manservant.
**[05:47] Akemitsu**
Sure.
**[05:49] Akemitsu**
What is this?
**[05:50] Tsukuyo**
Work clothes for temple monks.
**[05:52] Tsukuyo**
You'll wear that while you work.
**[05:55] Tsukuyo**
*Yeah, no. Those are summer clothes.*
**[05:57] Tsukuyo**
* The material is thin,*
* and it doesn't come with shoes.*
**[06:00] Tsukuyo**
* Wearing that in November*
* at this temple will be hell.*
**[06:03] Tsukuyo**
*He'll run away before—*
**[06:05] Akemitsu**
Thank you, Miss Second Daughter!
**[06:06] Tsukuyo**
Wha?!
**[06:07] Akemitsu**
So this is what this temple's monks wear!
**[06:08] Tsukuyo**
*Why is he so happy?*
**[06:10] Tsukuyo**
*And "Second Daughter"?*
**[06:12] Tsukuyo**
In any case, get to work.
You can start by cleaning.
**[06:16] Akemitsu**
Got it!
**[06:17] Akemitsu**
I already finished cleaning!
**[06:19] Tsukuyo**
Whoa, you really did! It's so clean!
**[06:21] Tsukuyo**
But there's also the bath,
the toilet, the graves—
**[06:26] Akemitsu**
Of course!
**[06:27] Tsukuyo**
That should've taken all day!
***SIGN*** Temple Account Software MUZUI
**[06:30] Tsukuyo**
Okay, this is next.
**[06:32] Tsukuyo**
Administrative work should be—
**[06:34] Akemitsu**
There's an accounting error here.
**[06:36] Tsukuyo**
What? No way.
**[06:38] Tsukuyo**
Where?
**[06:39] Akemitsu**
Right here.
**[06:40] Tsukuyo**
Oh.
**[06:41] Akemitsu**
You just do this, and...
**[06:43] Tsukuyo**
Wow, how'd you do that?
**[06:46] Tsukuyo**
Wait, no!
**[06:50] Tsukuyo**
In that case...
**[06:55] Kiki**
Tsukuyo asked me to train you.
**[06:59] Kiki**
Sorry, but we don't have a waterfall.
**[07:02] Akemitsu**
No problem.
**[07:04] Akemitsu**
*So this is waterfall meditation. It's so cold.*
**[07:08] Akemitsu**
*C-Can I withstand this?*
**[07:11] Tsukuyo**
If you can't take it anymore, just say so.
**[07:14] Tsukuyo**
There's no point in being stubborn.
**[07:16] Akemitsu**
*No! I shall endure!*
**[07:18] Yuzuki**
I'm home.
**[07:20] Yuzuki**
Wait, what are you doing?!
**[07:26] Akemitsu**
*Yuzuki-san in a school uniform?*
**[07:30] Akemitsu**
* What's this? The warmth*
* is returning to my body.*
**[07:33] Akemitsu**
* The pain I felt a moment ago*
* has completely vanished.*
**[07:36] Akemitsu**
*Could this be...*
**[07:38] Akemitsu**
Enlightenment?
**[07:39] Akemitsu**
I did it! Yeah!
**[07:43] Yuzuki**
What's gotten into you, Akagami-kun?
**[07:44] Yuzuki**
You need to take a bath and warm up.
**[07:47] Akemitsu**
Thank you!
**[07:49] Akemitsu**
Finally... Finally, I...
**[07:50] Tsukuyo**
How can I make him leave?
**[07:51] Yuzuki**
Okay, okay. Just go take a bath.
**[07:52] Kiki**
I guess there's only one option, huh, Tsukuyo?
**[07:53] Akemitsu**
O-Okay!
**[07:58] Akemitsu**
*Today was such a good day.*
**[08:00] Akemitsu**
* Both my work and my search for*
* enlightenment are going well.*
**[08:03] Akemitsu**
* I hope I've managed to repay*
* some of Yuzuki-san's kindness.*
**[08:09] Akemitsu**
*I shouldn't stay in the bath too long.*
**[08:11] Akemitsu**
*I need to get ready for dinner.*
**[08:23] Akemitsu**
Excuse me!
**[08:28] Akemitsu**
I'm sorry... What's...
**[08:32] Akemitsu**
*Wh-Why is she taking off her clothes?!*
**[08:34] Akemitsu**
* Calm down. Review the situation,*
* Akagami Akemitsu.*
**[08:40] Akemitsu**
*It's no use! I don't understand!*
**[08:42] Akemitsu**
*What's going on here?!*
**[08:46] Tsukuyo**
* I started undressing too soon!*
* I must be stupid!*
**[08:49] Tsukuyo**
*Only nymphos suddenly strip off their clothes!*
**[08:52] Tsukuyo**
* My clothes were supposed to accidentally*
* slip off, and Yuzu-nee would show up to see it.*
**[08:57] Tsukuyo**
* Her mind would go blank once*
* she saw him naked, and then...*
**[09:02] Tsukuyo**
* In any case, I need to do*
* something about this situation.*
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 166 0 l 166 50 l 0 50
***SIGN*** Yuzu-nee, come to the
bath in five minutes.
**[09:05] Tsukuyo**
*I need to make it look*
**[09:06] Tsukuyo**
* like Akagami is forcing himself on me*
* by the time Yuzu-nee shows up.*
**[09:10] Tsukuyo**
* If I show a little more skin,*
* he should force himself on me...*
**[09:15] Tsukuyo**
* No, I can't do it! Any more,*
* and they'll be exposed!*
**[09:18] Tsukuyo**
*Then I'd really be a nympho!*
**[09:20] Akemitsu**
Um, excuse me...
**[09:25] Akemitsu**
Watch out!
**[09:34] Akemitsu**
Miss Second Daughter, are you hur—
**[09:38] Yuzuki**
Tsukuyo! What happened?
I heard a really loud...
**[09:44] Tsukuyo**
L-Listen, I, uh... I didn't mean
to let things get this far!
**[09:48] Tsukuyo**
*Wait, what? Why am I making excuses?*
**[09:52] Tsukuyo**
*One way or another, hasn't my plan succeeded?*
**[09:56] Yuzuki**
Akagami-kun.
**[09:57] Akemitsu**
Yes?
**[09:59] Yuzuki**
Could you leave, please?
**[10:03] Akemitsu**
Okay.
**[10:05] Tsukuyo**
Huh?
**[10:08] Tsukuyo**
What?
**[10:11] Tsukuyo**
What?
**[10:12] Mia**
I'm impressed, Tsukuyo-san.
**[10:14] Mia**
You took the initiative and successfully
carried out the seduction strategy.
**[10:18] Kagura**
We knew you could do it, Tsukuyocchi.
**[10:20] Kurage**
You make a cool nympho, Tsukuyo-oneechan.
**[10:23] Tsukuyo**
Kurage, you've been paying me
weird compliments since yesterday.
**[10:26] Mia**
How exactly did you do it?
**[10:30] Tsukuyo**
*Like I could tell them!*
**[10:32] Mia**
Now we've successfully driven off that man.
**[10:36] Tsukuyo**
*We drove him off, huh?*
**[10:38] Tsukuyo**
*So why don't I feel good about it?*
**[10:43] Tsukuyo**
Yuzu-nee.
**[10:46] Tsukuyo**
Huh?
**[10:48] Tsukuyo**
Hey, Yuzu-nee.
**[10:50] Tsukuyo**
Yuzu-nee...
**[10:52] Tsukuyo**
*No, this doesn't make sense.*
**[10:54] Tsukuyo**
* I'd understand her avoiding Akagami,*
* but why is she avoiding me?*
**[10:58] Tsukuyo**
Yuzu-nee!
**[11:01] Tsukuyo**
Why are you avoiding me?
**[11:02] Yuzuki**
No... Stay away from me, Tsukuyo!
**[11:04] Tsukuyo**
What?
**[11:05] Tsukuyo**
Don't you think that's kinda mean?
**[11:07] Tsukuyo**
It's a little awkward for me, too,
but you don't have to ignore me...
**[11:08] Yuzuki**
D-Don't...
**[11:12] Tsukuyo**
Yuzu-nee?
**[11:13] Yuzuki**
It's not like that!
**[11:14] Yuzuki**
Looking at your face reminds me of what I saw.
**[11:16] Tsukuyo**
Reminds you of what?
**[11:18] Yuzuki**
Akagami-kun's naked body.
**[11:20] Yuzuki**
Rather, a certain part of his body!
**[11:26] Tsukuyo**
Yuzu-nee, you perv.
**[11:29] Yuzuki**
Perv?!
**[11:30] Yuzuki**
You're the pervert! I heard
about your "seduction strategy."
**[11:34] Tsukuyo**
What? How do you know about that?
**[11:36] Yuzuki**
Huh? Kiki-san told me about it.
**[11:39] Tsukuyo**
That damn nun!
**[11:42] Tsukuyo**
Yuzu-nee, why did you let
Akagami join our temple?
**[11:47] Yuzuki**
Did you not like it?
**[11:48] Tsukuyo**
It's not that I don't. It just doesn't make
sense for a man to work at a nunnery.
**[11:54] Yuzuki**
I don't totally get it either,
**[11:57] Yuzuki**
but I thought it's what Mom would've done.
**[12:02] Tsukuyo**
You're right.
**[12:03] Yuzuki**
Right? "Let anyone who wants to join join."
**[12:07] Tsukuyo**
Regardless of gender. Yeah, that sounds like her.
**[12:11] Yuzuki**
And Akagami-kun seemed really frustrated, too.
**[12:16] Yuzuki**
He really seemed to want to change himself.
**[12:19] Yuzuki**
Frustration is a sign of earnestness.
**[12:23] Yuzuki**
I've only seen a little bit of him,
but Akagami-kun is so easy to read.
**[12:29] Tsukuyo**
*Was I really looking at him fairly?*
**[12:34] Tsukuyo**
Aw, man. I'm no match for you, Yuzu-nee.
**[12:38] Tsukuyo**
*Come to think of it, he was helping me.*
**[12:44] Yuzuki**
So, Tsukuyo, should we go explain
the situation to Akagami-kun?
**[12:48] Kiki**
Akagami just packed his things and left.
**[12:54] Tsukuyo And Yuzuki**
What?
***SIGN*** She who hurts another hurts herself.
**[13:00] Akemitsu**
There's no way I can face her now.
**[13:04] (Flashback) Yuzuki**
Akagami-kun.
**[13:05] (Flashback) Yuzuki**
Could you leave, please?
**[13:08] Akemitsu**
*Before I disgrace myself any further,*
***SIGN*** Temple
Police
Box
**[13:13] Akemitsu**
*I should turn myself in.*
**[13:14] Akemitsu**
Yes, a girl I live with peeped
on me in the bath earlier
**[13:18] Akemitsu**
and began removing her
clothes for some reason.
**[13:21] Akemitsu**
I accidentally kissed her while she
was doing that, so I came here.
**[13:26] Police**
Don't come back.
**[13:28] Akemitsu**
*Why?*
**[13:29] Akemitsu**
* I have no choice.*
* I guess I'll return to my old place.*
**[13:33] Manager**
Huh? A new tenant has already moved in.
**[13:37] Akemitsu**
What? But what about my things?
**[13:40] Manager**
I threw them out.
**[13:45] Akemitsu**
*Being homeless is no big deal.*
**[13:50] Akemitsu**
*I hope they're eating properly.*
**[13:53] Akemitsu**
* No, they'll be fine as long*
* as Yuzuki-san's around.*
**[13:57] Akemitsu**
* Though she seems sheltered at first glance,*
* she's actually a dependable woman.*
**[14:02] Akemitsu**
*She was even up early this morning to...*
**[14:07] Akemitsu**
*Am I having worldly thoughts? No, impossible.*
**[14:10] Akemitsu**
* Now that I've achieved enlightenment,*
* I don't experience worldly desires.*
**[14:13] Akemitsu**
* Yes, it was the second daughter's training*
* that helped me achieve enlightenment.*
**[14:18] Akemitsu**
*She's beautiful, strong-willed,*
**[14:19] Akemitsu**
* and seems like she must interact*
* with the opposite sex a lot.*
**[14:22] Akemitsu**
*That said, she was surely shocked by...*
**[14:26] Akemitsu**
*Why do I keep experiencing worldly desires?!*
**[14:29] Akemitsu**
* I thought I achieved enlightenment*
* by meditating under that waterfall!*
**[14:34] Akemitsu**
* I should at least repay my debt,*
* even if it costs me my life!*
***SIGN*** Testicle
90,000
***SIGN*** Eyes 30,000
***SIGN*** We will buy your
precious assets at
a high price!
***SIGN*** What?! They're
that valuable?!
***SIGN*** Say BYE-BYE to Debt by Selling Your Organs
***SIGN*** Expected value of
Akagami-kun's organs
18,900,000 yen
***SIGN*** Akagami-kun's Debt
***SIGN*** 20,000,000 yen
**[14:40] Akemitsu**
* Am I truly incapable of*
* accomplishing anything alone?*
**[14:50] Yuzuki**
What are you doing?!
**[14:53] Yuzuki**
It's the middle of winter! You'll die!
**[14:56] Yuzuki**
Akagami-kun? Look at me!
**[14:59] Yuzuki**
Why won't you look at me?
**[15:01] Akemitsu**
*Because it's too tempting!*
**[15:03] Yuzuki**
Unbelievable. Why did you
suddenly leave the temple?
**[15:07] Akemitsu**
Huh? Well, because you told me to.
**[15:11] Yuzuki**
Huh?
**[15:13] Yuzuki**
I meant the bath!
I asked you to leave the bath!
**[15:17] Akemitsu**
The bath?
**[15:18] Yuzuki**
Listen to me, Akagami-kun.
**[15:20] Yuzuki**
You're still just a child.
You should rely on others more.
**[15:23] Yuzuki**
The bath incident could've been
resolved just by explaining the situation.
**[15:28] Akemitsu**
Oh...
**[15:29] Yuzuki**
You can rely on me more.
**[15:31] Yuzuki**
You're new to your training,
and you're just a child.
**[15:35] Yuzuki**
How old are you, Akagami-kun?
**[15:37] Akemitsu**
I'm twenty-one.
**[15:39] Yuzuki**
Oh.
**[15:40] Yuzuki**
So you're older than me.
**[15:42] Yuzuki**
I'm Aoba Yuzuki, seventeen years old.
**[15:45] Akemitsu**
How very polite of you.
**[15:47] Yuzuki**
You're a full-fledged adult,
so you should rely on others more!
**[15:51] Akemitsu**
Huh?!
**[15:53] Yuzuki**
And if you don't know how to do that,
**[15:58] Yuzuki**
then you can count on me
to teach you that, too.
**[16:08] Akemitsu**
*Yuzuki-san...*
**[16:09] Akemitsu**
* I had my suspicions,*
* but she truly is a meathead!*
**[16:13] Yuzuki**
Akagami-kun.
**[16:15] Akemitsu**
Yes?
**[16:16] Yuzuki**
The first key to achieving enlightenment is...
**[16:19] Yuzuki**
No one should live alone.
**[16:24] Yuzuki**
Now that you've come to our temple,
I won't let you live alone.
**[16:28] Yuzuki**
Tsukuyo, what do you think?
**[16:29] Akemitsu**
What?
**[16:31] Akemitsu**
Miss Second Daughter?
**[16:35] Tsukuyo**
Sorry.
**[16:36] Tsukuyo**
I'm sorry for tricking you.
**[16:39] Tsukuyo**
I'm sorry for assuming you weren't serious.
**[16:41] Akemitsu**
No, I'm sorry for looking at your breasts...
and squeezing them... and knocking you ove—
**[16:45] Tsukuyo**
Stop talking, idiot!
**[16:47] Akemitsu**
Right! I'm sorry!
**[16:51] Tsukuyo**
Let's go home, Akagami.
**[16:53] Tsukuyo**
I'm hungry.
**[16:54] Akemitsu**
Got it.
**[16:55] Tsukuyo**
Akagami, your hand.
**[17:02] Akemitsu**
What?
***SIGN*** Kissing Fee
***SIGN*** 5,000,000 yen
***SIGN*** Aoba Tsukuyo
**[17:03] Tsukuyo**
That was my first.
**[17:06] Tsukuyo**
You'd better take responsibility for that.
**[17:08] Akemitsu**
For real?!
**[17:12] Yuzuki**
We're back.
**[17:14] Mia**
Welcome back.
**[17:15] Yuzuki**
It's so cold.
**[17:16] Akemitsu**
I've just returned.
**[17:18] Akemitsu**
Please allow me to rejoin your temple.
**[17:21] Tsukuyo**
Whatever, just get inside.
**[17:24] Mia**
Ts-Tsukuyo-san? What's he still doing here?
**[17:28] Tsukuyo**
Oh, you know. I figured it'd be
all right if he just lived here.
**[17:32] Akemitsu**
Thank you.
**[17:35] Tsukuyo**
Mia?!
**[17:38] Akemitsu**
What's wrong with her?
**[17:39] Tsukuyo**
She's got issues.
**[17:41] Yuzuki**
More importantly, let's take
a bath. Tsukuyo, join me.
**[17:45] Akemitsu**
That's right! Your clothes are
see-through from the rain—
***SIGN*** No, they're not!
***SIGN*** No, they're not!
**[17:48] Tsukuyo**
Don't mind me.
**[17:50] Tsukuyo**
And call me Tsukuyo.
That nickname you use is weird.
**[17:55] Akemitsu**
U-Understood.
**[17:58] Kurage**
Welcome back, Tsukuyo-oneechan.
**[18:01] Tsukuyo**
Kurage.
**[18:02] Kurage**
Akagami-san, you're back, too.
**[18:05] Akemitsu**
Embarrassingly, yes, Miss Third Daughter.
**[18:08] Tsukuyo**
Kurage is "Miss Third Daughter" now?
**[18:11] Kurage**
Yuzuki-oneechan said she'd
wait for you in the bath.
**[18:14] Tsukuyo**
Well, not like there's any rush.
**[18:17] Tsukuyo**
She's normally so level-headed.
What's got her so excited?
**[18:21] Kurage**
Yeah, she used to be stupider.
**[18:26] Kurage**
She was carefree, impulsive,
**[18:29] Kurage**
and wouldn't have a thought in her head
even when she seemed to be thinking.
**[18:31] Tsukuyo**
Kurage, stop.
**[18:34] Tsukuyo**
Maybe Yuzu-nee wasn't as
sharp as she is now, but...
**[18:38] Kurage**
Useless?
**[18:39] Tsukuyo**
Useless, huh?
**[18:41] Tsukuyo**
Yeah, you're really starting
to give me a headache.
**[18:44] Akemitsu**
You mustn't say that, Miss Third Daughter.
**[18:46] Akemitsu**
You shouldn't speak about your sister that way.
**[18:49] Tsukuyo**
Yeah, that's right.
**[18:50] Akemitsu**
Yuzuki-san is simply a meathead.
**[18:53] Tsukuyo**
You'd better watch yourself, too.
**[18:55] Yuzuki**
Tsukuyo, hurry up!
**[18:58] Tsukuyo**
Okay, Yuzu-nee.
**[19:00] Tsukuyo**
I'm really off my game these days.
**[19:02] Kurage**
Tsukuyo-oneechan's a little
bit in love with her sister.
**[19:05] Akemitsu**
Well, would you look at the time?
**[19:08] Akemitsu**
Miss Third Daughter, I'm going
to make dinner. Would you—
**[19:12] Kurage**
I'll help.
**[19:15] Akemitsu**
Anyway, when you said earlier that
Yuzuki-san used to be dumb and useless...
**[19:21] Kurage**
It's true.
**[19:22] Akemitsu**
I can't imagine it.
**[19:24] Kurage**
Of course not. You've only just met her.
**[19:28] Akemitsu**
I suppose you're right.
**[19:29] Akemitsu**
*But I really want to know!*
**[19:32] Akemitsu**
* No, that's ridiculous. It'd be*
* an invasion of her privacy.*
**[19:35] Akemitsu**
*But then again...*
**[19:37] Akemitsu**
* There's seventeen years of Yuzuki-san*
* that I don't know yet.*
**[19:41] Akemitsu**
And I want to learn everything
as soon as possible!
**[19:43] Kurage**
You want to spy on them in the bath?
**[19:45] Akemitsu**
Where did that come from?
**[19:46] Kurage**
You said you wanted to know everything.
**[19:49] Akemitsu**
I accidentally said that out loud!
**[19:51] Akemitsu**
No, I didn't mean anything so insolent by that.
**[19:54] Akemitsu**
Besides, this is a temple. Such insolence
would be punishable by death.
**[19:58] Kurage**
Being pervy isn't a bad thing.
**[20:02] Akemitsu**
Wh-Why not?
**[20:04] Kurage**
Because you're human.
**[20:05] Akemitsu**
Because I'm human?
**[20:07] Kurage**
Even the Buddha has children.
**[20:10] Kurage**
I'm the child of a monk, too.
**[20:13] Kurage**
In other words, a man and a woman had—
**[20:14] Akemitsu**
Stop, Miss Third Daughter.
**[20:16] Kurage**
Yuzuki-oneechan is probably pervy, too.
**[20:20] Akemitsu**
Wha—
**[20:21] Kurage**
A closet perv.
**[20:23] Akemitsu**
Closet?
**[20:24] Kurage**
So I don't think she'd be mad
if you peeped on her.
**[20:27] Akemitsu**
No, wait. That logic doesn't make sense.
**[20:30] Akemitsu**
*Th-This girl...*
**[20:32] Akemitsu**
* She's so innocent,*
* but that makes her so dangerous!*
**[20:36] Akemitsu**
Uh, um...
**[20:39] Kurage**
I'm joking.
**[20:40] Akemitsu**
Eh?
**[20:41] Kurage**
Teasing people like this used
to be Yuzuki-oneechan's job.
**[20:46] Kurage**
But ever since then, she's been perfect.
**[20:51] Kurage**
Tsukuyo-oneechan started
growing up little by little, too.
**[20:57] Kurage**
But since you showed up,
they've been acting a little dumb again.
**[21:02] Kurage**
I like them better when they're dumb.
**[21:05] Kurage**
So I'm glad you came back.
**[21:10] Kurage**
Thank you.
**[21:14] Akemitsu**
*What a nice girl!*
**[21:16] Akemitsu**
You don't need to thank me!
**[21:19] Kurage**
So to thank you, I'll show you.
**[21:23] Akemitsu**
What?
**[21:24] Kurage**
Everything about them.
**[21:26] Akemitsu**
No, wait! Miss Third Daughter!
**[21:28] Akemitsu**
Stop!
**[21:29] Kurage**
Twirl.
**[21:46] Yuzuki**
You shouldn't tease Akagami-kun so much.
**[21:50] Kurage**
Okay.
**[21:52] Akemitsu**
Do you understand,
Miss Third Daughter? No pervy stuff.
**[21:58] Mia**
You seem to be having fun.
**[22:00] Mia**
However!
**[22:02] Mia**
This temple has fallen into depravity
because of you, Akagami!
***SIGN*** Next Time
I'll Castrate You
**[23:45] Tsukuyo**
Akagami saw something
that would embarrass any girl.
**[23:48] Yuzuki**
What? You mean...
**[23:50] Tsukuyo**
He saw me lick off the
ice cream stuck to the lid.
**[23:52] Yuzuki**
Oh, you had me worried. I thought
you were talking about something else.
**[23:56] Tsukuyo**
Besides that, all he saw was my chest.
**[23:58] Yuzuki**
Akagami-kun?!
# E3 - I'll Castrate You
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G2XU04X2V/ill-castrate-you)
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**[00:00] Mia**
Bring it on, Akagami!
**[00:03] Mia**
Since you've already beaten
Yuzuki-san and Tsukuyo-san...
**[00:06] Yuzuki And Tsukuyo**
What?
**[00:07] Mia**
I shall save this temple!
**[00:10] Yuzuki**
Mia, you seem confused.
**[00:13] Mia**
Don't worry. I'm long past
asking Akagami to move out.
**[00:17] Mia**
Akagami, should you lose our duel...
**[00:22] Mia**
I'll castrate you.
**[00:26] Akemitsu**
C-Castrate?
**[00:30] Akemitsu**
So that's an option?!
**[00:31] Yuzuki**
What? You're on board with that?!
**[02:04] Yuzuki**
Akagami-kun, look after things while I'm gone.
***SIGN*** Episode 3: I'll Castrate You
**[02:07] Akemitsu**
Got it.
**[02:08] Yuzuki**
Try to get along with Mia.
**[02:11] Akemitsu**
Got it.
**[02:12] Kurage**
What does "castrate" mean?
**[02:15] Tsukuyo**
Don't worry about that, Kurage.
**[02:17] Yuzuki**
You can work it out with your fists.
**[02:21] Akemitsu**
Got it!
**[02:27] Yuzuki**
Well, we're off.
**[02:30] Akemitsu**
Be careful.
**[02:31] Mia**
Akagami!
**[02:36] Kagura**
Peek.
**[02:37] Mia**
Are you ready?
**[02:41] Akemitsu**
Yes, Mia-san.
**[02:43] Mia**
You're using my first name already?
**[02:45] Mia**
Such a presumptuous man.
**[02:47] Mia**
I am Mia Christoph.
**[02:49] Mia**
I was already living here long before you.
Show some respect for your senpai!
**[02:54] Akemitsu**
We're in the same situation, then?
**[02:57] Mia**
The same situation?!
**[02:58] Mia**
H-How rude! I am earnestly doing
my best to study Japanese culture at...
**[03:01] Kagura**
My name is Kagura.
**[03:03] Akemitsu**
How polite.
**[03:04] Mia**
Don't ignore me!
**[03:05] Kagura**
I also live here as her attendant.
**[03:10] Akemitsu**
Are you Mia-san's sister?
**[03:12] Kagura**
Her older sister, yes.
**[03:13] Mia**
We're not sisters! And I'm older!
**[03:17] Akemitsu**
By the way, Mia-san,
why don't we call off this duel?
**[03:21] Mia**
What? Are you making fun of me?
**[03:23] Mia**
Don't tell me you forgot the atrocity
you committed when we first met!
**[03:29] Mia**
I hate your guts!
**[03:32] Mia**
I swear I'll castrate you!
**[03:41] Akemitsu**
The "atrocity" I committed when we met?
**[03:51] Akemitsu**
Um... What is this?
**[03:56] Mia**
Hyakunin Isshu.
**[03:59] Mia**
Long ago, a samurai killed one person
to save the lives of a hundred people.
**[04:06] Mia**
And Hyakunin Isshu is a contest
to determine who that one will be!
**[04:11] Mia**
It's the national sport of Japan!
**[04:13] Akemitsu**
That's not the Japan I know!
**[04:15] Kagura**
Okay, begin.
**[04:21] Akemitsu**
*She's serious.*
**[04:25] Mia**
Ready your blade.
**[04:28] Mia**
The next one's cutting skin.
**[04:30] Akemitsu**
*This is bad. But I can't hurt Mia-san.*
**[04:35] Mia**
Prepare yourself, Akagami!
**[04:40] Akemitsu**
Secret bare-handed sword-stopping technique!
***SIGN*** Total
Amateur
**[04:49] Kagura**
Oh?
**[04:51] Kagura**
My, my.
**[04:57] Akemitsu**
*Her breasts... popped out?*
**[05:02] Mia**
Don't look!
**[05:05] Akemitsu**
*Namusan!*
**[05:09] Akemitsu**
*I... got them?*
**[05:13] Akemitsu**
*They're... magnificent!*
**[05:24] Akemitsu**
Mia-san!
**[05:25] Kagura**
My, my.
**[05:27] Kagura**
And that means Mia-san will be
suffering through a penalty.
**[05:33] Kagura**
Mia-san, you suck.
**[05:35] Mia**
But... my sarashi...
**[05:38] Kagura**
Now then, Akagami-san,
how should she be punished?
**[05:42] Akemitsu**
I have to decide?
**[05:43] Kagura**
In that case, I'll decide for you.
***SIGN*** Collection
of
Penances
**[05:47] Kagura**
Every one of the world's most unusual
ascetic practices can be found in this book.
**[05:51] Kagura**
You'll select a method from this rare
collection of penances to complete.
**[05:57] Akemitsu**
*Collection of penances?*
**[06:00] Kagura**
This one is agonizing.
**[06:02] Kagura**
It involves inserting objects into all your
orifices and enduring all kinds of things.
**[06:07] Mia**
A-All of them?
**[06:09] Kagura**
Yes.
**[06:10] Mia**
All kinds of things?
**[06:12] Kagura**
Yes.
**[06:13] Mia**
I'll do it!
**[06:14] Akemitsu**
Don't do it!
**[06:16] Mia**
I don't need your pity!
**[06:17] Akemitsu**
Please calm down!
**[06:19] Akemitsu**
There's actually something else I'd prefer.
**[06:21] Mia**
What is it?
**[06:24] Akemitsu**
What I want is...
**[06:28] Akemitsu**
That.
***SIGN*** Collection
of
Penances
***SIGN*** Collection
of
Penances
**[06:36] Akemitsu**
I want that.
**[06:38] Mia**
You want *that*?!
***SIGN*** Boobs
**[06:41] Mia**
So you really are here for sex!
**[06:42] Akemitsu**
Don't worry! I'll be gentle!
**[06:44] Mia**
Wha... But...
**[06:46] Akemitsu**
Please! Just for one night!
**[06:48] Mia**
B-But...
**[06:49] Akemitsu**
There are so many things I want to try!
**[06:52] Mia**
Try? Try what?!
**[06:53] Akemitsu**
Just once. Please.
**[06:56] Mia**
No freaking way!
**[06:58] Mia**
You titty monster!
**[07:00] Kagura**
My, my.
**[07:06] Akemitsu**
Ultimately, I failed to reconcile with Mia-san.
**[07:12] Akemitsu**
I really wanted that collection of penances.
***SIGN*** Collection
of
Penances
**[07:21] Akemitsu**
It surely contains hints to
achieving enlightenment.
**[07:30] Mia**
I've come to settle things between us.
**[07:32] Akemitsu**
Mia-san?
**[07:35] Mia**
It's just for one night, okay?
**[07:39] Mia**
Let's begin the penalty.
**[07:42] Akemitsu**
Huh?
**[07:43] Akemitsu**
*What's going on here?*
**[07:46] Mia**
The way we left things,
I felt like I was running away, so...
**[07:52] Mia**
Here.
**[07:54] Mia**
Do what you want.
**[07:57] Mia**
Make it quick.
**[07:59] Mia**
This is embarrassing for me, you know.
**[08:04] Mia**
Isn't this what you wanted?
**[08:10] Mia**
It's all right.
**[08:12] Mia**
After all, this dream...
**[08:17] Mia**
will only last for tonight.
**[08:21] Akemitsu**
*A dream? I see. So this is a dream.*
**[08:27] Akemitsu**
*In that case,*
**[08:29] Akemitsu**
*no one's watching, so...*
**[08:34] Akemitsu**
Kagura-san?
***SIGN*** Play along and go all night long!!
**[08:36] Kagura**
Ta-da.
**[08:36] Akemitsu**
Wait!
**[08:37] Akemitsu**
This is real!
**[08:40] Akemitsu**
Mia-san, why are you doing this?!
**[08:42] Mia**
Why? I mean...
**[08:44] Akemitsu**
*The penalty... I see. I've figured it out.*
**[08:48] Akemitsu**
You mustn't do this!
**[08:50] Mia**
Huh?
**[08:51] Akemitsu**
I know you don't want to
relinquish the collection of penances,
**[08:54] Akemitsu**
but you shouldn't offer your chastity instead.
**[08:56] Mia**
Huh?
**[08:57] Akemitsu**
That book's value is unfathomable, but still...
**[09:01] Mia**
What you wanted was... the book?
**[09:04] Akemitsu**
Yes, of course! So I won't do
anything you don't want!
**[09:11] Kagura**
My, my. Looks like you
failed to reconcile again.
**[09:19] Mia**
*Failure! Failure! My life's greatest failure!*
**[09:22] Mia**
* I can't believe I got confused*
* and humiliated myself like that!*
**[09:29] Mia**
*What's a man doing at a nunnery, anyway?*
**[09:37] Mia**
*I'll hide inside the storage shed and meditate.*
**[09:43] Akemitsu**
Hello.
**[09:44] Mia**
*He's in here?!*
**[09:45] Akemitsu**
Kagura-san told me to meet you here.
**[09:47] Mia**
Damn it, Kagura!
**[09:50] Akemitsu**
What are you doing here?
**[09:52] Mia**
What does it matter?
**[09:56] Mia**
What? No way!
**[10:00] Mia**
It won't open.
**[10:06] Akemitsu**
We can't get out through the window.
**[10:09] Akemitsu**
We don't have our phones, and I doubt
anyone outside would hear us shouting.
**[10:16] Akemitsu**
We might be stuck in here
together until morning.
**[10:19] Mia**
Stay away from me, please.
**[10:28] Akemitsu**
I found a blanket.
**[10:31] Akemitsu**
It's cold.
**[10:32] Mia**
I don't want to touch anything
that's been touched by a man.
**[10:35] Akemitsu**
Then I'll leave it here.
**[10:39] Akemitsu**
That's an unusual desk.
**[10:41] Akemitsu**
Mia-san, what is this?
**[10:44] Mia**
Why do I have to answer your questions?
**[10:50] Mia**
It's called a sutra transcription desk.
**[10:52] Mia**
It's for displaying the heads of those
who turn away from Buddha's teachings.
**[10:56] Akemitsu**
Their heads?
**[10:57] Mia**
That's what Kagura told me.
**[11:00] Mia**
Your head will end up there eventually.
**[11:03] Mia**
I can't believe you joined a temple
when you don't even know that.
**[11:10] Akemitsu**
Would you like the blanket after all?
**[11:12] Mia**
I don't need it.
**[11:13] Akemitsu**
It gets cold at night.
**[11:15] Mia**
Stay away!
**[11:16] Akemitsu**
What if you catch a cold?
**[11:17] Mia**
Hey...
**[11:18] Akemitsu**
Don't be so stubborn.
**[11:20] Mia**
I told you not to...
**[11:25] Mia**
If you get too close, you'll turn me on!
**[11:30] Akemitsu**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
**[11:36] Akemitsu**
T-Turn you on?
**[11:39] Mia**
Uh, no. That's not what I meant to say.
**[11:44] Mia**
This... This wasn't supposed to happen...
**[11:55] Mia**
What are you doing?
**[11:57] Akemitsu**
You'll catch a chill.
**[12:00] Mia**
Don't be so kind to me.
**[12:13] Mia**
Could you forget what happened just now?
**[12:19] Mia**
And what happened in your room, too.
**[12:23] Akemitsu**
You want me to forget that?
**[12:25] Akemitsu**
That would be very difficult.
**[12:28] Mia**
I wish you'd said yes,
even if you didn't mean it.
**[12:32] Akemitsu**
I'm curious why you acted
out of character earlier, too.
**[12:39] Mia**
Out of character, huh?
**[12:41] Akemitsu**
Is there some reason for it?
**[12:43] Mia**
No. That's the real me.
**[12:48] Mia**
Ever since I could remember, my true
nature has clung to me like a curse.
**[12:56] Mia**
It's the reason I came to Japan.
**[12:58] Akemitsu**
The reason you came to Japan?
**[13:02] Mia**
Yes.
**[13:04] Mia**
I hope you'll forget about this, too,
**[13:07] Mia**
but my family is known as an erotic family.
**[13:17] Mia**
I come from a long and distinguished line.
**[13:21] (Flashback) Mia Mom**
Listen, Mia. A woman of the Christoph family
must always be surrounded by people.
**[13:28] (Flashback) Young Mia**
Yes, Mother.
**[13:30] (Flashback) Mia Mom**
By hot people, in particular.
**[13:33] (Flashback) Hot Men**
Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
**[13:36] (Flashback) Young Mia**
You're so cool, Mother!
**[13:39] (Flashback) Classmate A**
We're finally in grade school now, too.
**[13:42] (Flashback) Classmate B**
I'm so excited.
**[13:44] (Flashback) Classmate A**
Will we be able to make a hundred friends?
**[13:47] (Flashback) Young Mia**
Will we, indeed...
**[13:49] (Flashback) Classmate B**
Ms. Mia, are you anxious?
**[13:51] (Flashback) Young Mia**
Yes.
**[13:53] (Flashback) Young Mia**
I'm not sure that I'll be able to find
a hundred lovers like my mother.
**[13:59] Mia**
*And so, I ended up alone and friendless.*
**[14:04] Mia**
* By the time I realized something*
* wasn't right, it was too late.*
**[14:08] Mia**
*Everyone avoided me.*
**[14:15] (Flashback) Young Mia**
Maybe I could handle two boyfriends.
**[14:17] (Flashback) Young Kagura**
How erotic.
**[14:19] (Flashback) Young Mia**
What about picking up men?
**[14:20] (Flashback) Young Kagura**
How erotic.
**[14:22] (Flashback) Young Mia**
Pillow talk.
**[14:24] (Flashback) Young Kagura**
How erotic.
**[14:26] (Flashback) Young Mia**
It's hard being wholesome.
**[14:30] (Flashback) Kagura**
Mia-san, did you know?
**[14:32] (Flashback) Kagura**
Japanese Zen Buddhism is totally in right now.
**[14:36] (Flashback) Mia**
Zen?
**[14:37] (Flashback) Kagura**
I'm actually very interested in it myself.
***SIGN*** Mikazuki Temple
**[14:42] Mia**
* When Kagura told me about it,*
* I realized this was it.*
**[14:46] Mia**
* At a nunnery closed to men in Japan,*
* where the Christoph family name is unknown,*
**[14:51] Mia**
*I could become a new person.*
**[14:55] Mia**
But ever since you showed up,
I've been in agony!
**[14:58] Mia**
Nothing about my situation has changed!
**[15:01] Mia**
But I shouldn't blame you.
**[15:07] Mia**
Don't worry. I just need to move out.
**[15:11] Mia**
What? Why are you crying?
**[15:14] Akemitsu**
It's actually the same for me.
**[15:17] Mia**
What?!
**[15:19] Mia**
You, too?
**[15:21] Akemitsu**
I had no idea someone else
suffered from the same circumstances.
**[15:24] Mia**
It's so hard, isn't it?
**[15:27] Akemitsu**
It sure is!
**[15:31] Mia**
* What an incredible coincidence.*
* No, this is fate.*
**[15:36] Mia**
*With him, maybe I could...*
**[15:42] Mia**
*I never learn.*
**[15:45] Mia**
*I got turned on and got the wrong idea again.*
**[15:50] Mia**
* I need to run away from Akagami*
* and the Christoph family.*
**[15:55] Mia**
*I just have to keep running.*
**[15:58] Akemitsu**
Let's fight it together, Mia-san!
**[16:02] Akemitsu**
I feel so encouraged to have an ally!
**[16:05] Akemitsu**
Let's pursue the path of
enlightenment together!
**[16:10] Mia**
I'd probably just interfere with your training.
**[16:12] Akemitsu**
That's fine with me.
**[16:16] Mia**
You're actually just interested
in my body, aren't you?
**[16:21] Akemitsu**
Yes!
**[16:23] Akemitsu**
I mean, no. Strictly as a training partner.
**[16:26] Mia**
You won't be repulsed if I get turned on again?
**[16:28] Akemitsu**
In that regard, we're in the same boat.
**[16:31] Mia**
You're right. I won't reject you either.
**[16:34] Akemitsu**
Then let's do this.
**[16:35] Mia**
Yeah!
**[16:49] Kagura**
Slam!
**[16:51] Kagura**
I'm here.
**[16:53] Mia**
How long were you out there?
**[16:55] Kagura**
The whole time.
**[16:56] Mia**
You should've helped us!
**[16:57] Kagura**
Now, now. Since you seem to have
settled your differences,
**[17:01] Kagura**
why don't we perform penance all night long?
***SIGN*** Collection
of
Penances
**[17:07] Mia**
Let's do it!
**[17:08] Akemitsu**
As long as I have an ally, I fear no penance!
**[17:12] Mia**
Let's do this!
**[17:13] Akemitsu And Mia**
Hip hip hooray!
**[17:31] Yuzuki**
Kagura? What are you...
**[17:33] Mia**
Akagami, deeper.
**[17:36] Akemitsu**
Here it comes, Mia-san.
**[17:40] Kagura**
Oh, they're just performing some penance.
**[17:44] Kagura**
There.
**[17:48] Mia**
Get your hand deeper in there.
**[17:50] Akemitsu**
Yes, Mia-san.
**[17:52] Akemitsu**
Mia-san, I'm bumping into something.
**[17:55] Mia**
Stick it out, Akagami.
**[17:57] Akemitsu**
Oh, Yuzuki-san.
**[17:58] Mia**
Huh?
**[18:00] Yuzuki**
What is this?
**[18:02] Kagura**
Ta-da.
**[18:03] Kagura**
They've been grappling together all night long.
**[18:08] Yuzuki**
All night long?
**[18:21] Yuzuki**
Hey!
***SIGN*** Repenting
***SIGN*** Repenting
**[18:31] Kiki**
Did something happen?
**[18:33] Tsukuyo**
I dunno. Are you mad?
**[18:36] Yuzuki**
Not at all.
**[18:39] Kiki**
By the way, Yuzuki.
**[18:40] Yuzuki**
Yes?
**[18:41] Kiki**
You seem rather relaxed, but wasn't your
matchmaking meeting postponed to today?
**[18:48] Kiki**
This temple's future depends on it, right?
**[18:53] Akemitsu**
What?
**[18:54] Yuzuki**
I'm going to be late!
***SIGN*** Mikazuki
Temple
**[18:57] Akemitsu**
Where's the meeting?
**[18:58] Yuzuki**
At Ryukoku Temple.
**[19:00] Akemitsu**
Will you make it in time?
**[19:01] Yuzuki**
Barely, if I make it onto the next bus.
**[19:03] Akemitsu**
Then let's hurry.
**[19:08] Yuzuki**
The problem is my kimono.
I'll have to get dressed on the road.
**[19:11] Akemitsu**
I once had a job helping people put on kimonos.
**[19:13] Yuzuki**
You used to do that, too?
**[19:15] Akemitsu**
Should you let him know you'll be late?
**[19:18] Yuzuki**
No! I really can't afford to make any mistakes!
**[19:22] Akemitsu**
What do you mean?
**[19:24] Yuzuki**
We're actually supposed to move out
of the temple as soon as possible.
**[19:29] Akemitsu**
What?
**[19:31] Yuzuki**
Neither of my parents live at the temple.
**[19:34] Yuzuki**
Without a head priest, a family
has no right to reside at a temple.
**[19:39] Yuzuki**
Right now, Kiki-san's around to help,
but she can't stay forever.
**[19:45] Yuzuki**
I was told the temple would be closed
once I graduated from high school.
**[19:51] Yuzuki**
But if my matchmaking meeting goes well
and a new head priest moves in...
**[19:56] Akemitsu**
You'd enter a marriage you don't want
just to keep the temple open?
**[20:01] Yuzuki**
It was my decision.
**[20:04] Yuzuki**
I won't allow the temple to close!
**[20:08] Akemitsu**
I promise you'll make it in time!
***SIGN*** Bus Stop
**[20:13] Yuzuki**
We're too late.
**[20:16] Yuzuki**
And it's too far to run...
**[20:18] Akemitsu**
Yuzuki-san!
**[20:20] Akemitsu**
I got someone to lend me a scooter!
**[20:22] Yuzuki**
How?!
**[20:23] Akemitsu**
Hold on tight!
**[20:25] Yuzuki**
Are you sure about this?
**[20:27] Akemitsu**
I memorized all the shortcuts
when I worked as a deliveryman.
**[20:31] Yuzuki**
Akagami-kun, seriously, who *are* you?
**[20:39] Yuzuki**
We're out of gas...
**[20:43] Yuzuki**
Is that the bus?
***SIGN*** Bus
**[20:45] Akemitsu**
Really?!
***SIGN*** Black Bus
Transport
Company
**[20:53] Yuzuki**
What kind of idiot mistakes a truck for a bus?
**[20:58] Kurage**
*Yuzuki-oneechan is a dumb perv.*
**[21:01] Akemitsu**
Imaginary Third Daughter, stop.
**[21:02] Kurage**
*She's useless and horny.*
**[21:03] Kurage**
*Stupid, useless, and horny.*
**[21:06] Akemitsu**
Who cares if she's horny? Stop it.
**[21:10] Yuzuki**
I'm sorry, Akagami-kun.
Your efforts were wasted.
**[21:16] Yuzuki**
Maybe it's impossible for me
to keep the temple open.
**[21:23] Akemitsu**
Yuzuki-san...
**[21:29] Akemitsu**
This is an opportunity for you to get changed.
**[21:32] Yuzuki**
Huh?
**[21:33] Akemitsu**
You'll get changed now, and we'll exit
when we hit the next red light!
**[21:37] Yuzuki**
But...
**[21:38] Akemitsu**
We'll borrow this truck once we're out.
**[21:40] Akemitsu**
I have truck-driving experience, too.
**[21:44] Yuzuki**
Borrow it? How?
**[21:46] Akemitsu**
We'll offer them money.
**[21:48] Yuzuki**
You're already in debt, you know!
**[21:52] Akemitsu**
I've got nothing to lose.
**[21:53] Yuzuki**
Isn't that exactly the problem?
**[22:04] Yuzuki**
Fine.
**[22:05] Yuzuki**
All right! Let's get changed
and break down that door!
**[22:10] Akemitsu**
Got it!
***SIGN*** Matchmaking Meeting
in 30 Minutes
**[22:12] Yuzuki**
No matter what happens...
**[22:13] Akemitsu And Yuzuki**
We won't give up!
**[23:45] Tsukuyo**
This is bad.
***SIGN*** Next Time
Go Ahead and Take a Shower
**[23:46] Mia**
What's the problem?
**[23:47] Tsukuyo**
Yuzu-nee is... She's in Ada...
**[23:50] Mia**
Adachi?
**[23:51] Tsukuyo**
No! She's at a lo... love...
**[23:55] Mia**
Love hotel!
**[23:56] Tsukuyo**
Correct! I mean, wait! It's a huge problem!
# E4 - Go Ahead and Take a Shower
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G8WUNG3DN/go-ahead-and-take-a-shower)
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**[00:00] Kiki**
By the way, Yuzuki.
**[00:02] Yuzuki**
Yes?
**[00:03] Kiki**
You seem rather relaxed, but wasn't your
matchmaking meeting postponed to today?
**[00:10] Kiki**
This temple's future depends on it, right?
***SIGN*** Mikazuki
Temple
**[00:14] Yuzuki**
I'm going to be late!
**[00:17] Akemitsu**
Where's the meeting?
**[00:19] Yuzuki**
At Ryukoku Temple.
**[00:20] Yuzuki**
We're actually supposed to move out
of the temple as soon as possible.
**[00:26] Akemitsu**
What?
**[00:27] Yuzuki**
Neither of my parents live at the temple.
**[00:31] Yuzuki**
Without a head priest, a family
has no right to reside at a temple.
**[00:36] Yuzuki**
But if my matchmaking meeting goes well
and a new head priest moves in...
**[00:41] Akemitsu**
You'd enter a marriage you don't want
just to keep the temple open?
**[00:46] Yuzuki**
It was my decision.
**[00:48] Yuzuki**
I won't allow the temple to close!
***SIGN*** Bus Stop
***SIGN*** Bus
**[01:02] Yuzuki**
Maybe it's impossible for me
to keep the temple open.
**[01:09] Akemitsu**
Yuzuki-san...
**[01:15] Akemitsu**
This is an opportunity for you to get changed.
**[01:18] Yuzuki**
Huh?
**[01:19] Akemitsu**
You'll get changed now, and we'll exit
when we hit the next red light!
**[01:23] Yuzuki**
But...
**[01:24] Akemitsu**
We'll borrow this truck once we're out.
**[01:26] Akemitsu**
I have truck-driving experience, too.
**[01:30] Yuzuki**
All right! Let's get changed
and break down that door!
**[01:35] Akemitsu**
Got it!
***SIGN*** Episode 4
**[03:08] Akemitsu**
* And so, Akemitsu and Yuzuki*
* broke through the trailer doors,*
**[03:12] Akemitsu**
* borrowed the truck,*
* and headed to Ryukoku Temple, where—*
***SIGN*** Black Bus
Transport
Company
***SIGN*** Episode 4: Go Ahead and Take a Shower
**[03:24] (Flashback) Yuzuki**
Kiki-san, I don't want this
temple to close after all.
**[03:28] (Flashback) Kiki**
But it'll take three years for you
to become the head priest.
**[03:32] (Flashback) Yuzuki**
I know.
**[03:34] (Flashback) Kiki**
And this temple has only one year left.
**[03:36] (Flashback) Yuzuki**
I know.
**[03:38] (Flashback) Yuzuki**
I'm going to hire a matchmaker.
***SIGN*** Ryukoku
Temple
**[03:58] Yuzuki**
We made it!
**[04:00] Yuzuki**
Um, I'm here for the matchmaking meeting!
**[04:03] Priest**
Aoba Yuzuki-san?
**[04:06] Yuzuki**
Akagami-kun!
**[04:07] Akemitsu**
Yes?
**[04:08] Yuzuki**
Thank you so much for getting me this far.
**[04:11] Yuzuki**
I'll handle the rest.
**[04:13] Akemitsu**
Of course!
**[04:14] Akemitsu**
There isn't a man in this world
who wouldn't fall for you!
***SIGN*** Black Bus
Transport
Company
**[04:19] Akemitsu**
What? She laughed at me?
**[04:24] Yuzuki**
I'll see you later.
**[04:28] Akemitsu**
Good luck.
**[04:30] Akemitsu**
*This is surely goodbye.*
**[04:34] Akemitsu**
* Since she's getting married,*
* a man like me can't keep living with her.*
**[04:40] Akemitsu**
Yuzuki-san, I wish you the best.
**[04:45] Akemitsu**
Huh?
**[04:48] Akemitsu**
Who are you?
**[04:50] High Priest Aoba**
Who are *you*? And what are you doing here?
**[04:54] Akemitsu**
What do you mean?
**[04:56] High Priest Aoba**
You must be associated with the temple
since you're wearing work clothes.
**[04:59] High Priest Aoba**
So start tidying up the yard.
**[05:01] Akemitsu**
Huh?! B-But I...
**[05:10] Yuzuki**
My name is Aoba Yuzuki.
**[05:13] Yuzuki**
Thank you for having me today.
**[05:17] Hoan**
Thank you for making the trip here.
***SIGN*** Ryokoku Temple Third Son
***SIGN*** Kijo Hoan
**[05:22] Hoan**
My name is Kijo Hoan.
**[05:25] Yuzuki**
It's a pleasure to meet you.
**[05:27] Hoan**
You're quite young.
**[05:29] Hoan**
Why seek a matchmaker at your age?
**[05:32] Yuzuki**
Because I love Mikazuki Temple
and the people who live there.
**[05:37] Hoan**
I see.
**[05:39] Yuzuki**
You should visit sometime.
**[05:41] Yuzuki**
I'm proud to call them my family and friends.
**[05:44] Yuzuki**
They're warm, kind, and so dependable.
**[05:49] Yuzuki**
I'm sure they're supporting me
from afar right now...
**[05:59] Yuzuki**
*There's one right there?!*
**[06:01] Yuzuki**
*Is that really him or a doppelganger?*
**[06:03] Akemitsu**
* I don't want to see Yuzuki-san*
* meeting with another man!*
**[06:09] Akemitsu**
*But... her alluring figure is a sight to behold!*
**[06:16] Yuzuki**
Akagami-kun, look at me.
**[06:23] Akemitsu**
* Worldly desires, begone!*
* Worldly desires, begone!*
**[06:26] Yuzuki**
*That's definitely him!*
**[06:28] Hoan**
Is something the matter?
**[06:29] Yuzuki**
Huh?!
**[06:30] Hoan**
You must be nervous.
**[06:32] Yuzuki**
Oh, no. Not really.
**[06:34] Hoan**
It's all right. Just imagine your family
and friends are nearby watching over you.
**[06:39] Yuzuki**
*Actually, I'm anxious
because one of them* is *here!*
**[06:41] Akemitsu**
Worldly desires, begone!
**[06:43] Yuzuki**
*What should I do? What was I about to say?*
**[06:47] Akemitsu**
*Yuzuki-san is distressed.*
**[06:49] Akemitsu**
* That's not good. My presence is*
* having a negative influence on her.*
**[06:52] Akemitsu**
*I must hide myself immediately.*
**[06:56] High Priest Aoba**
Over here. Come here.
**[06:58] Akemitsu**
*It's that nun again.*
**[07:06] Akemitsu**
Th-The matchmaker has suddenly fallen
ill and is no longer able to attend,
**[07:10] Akemitsu**
so I, the humble Akagami,
will be taking their place.
**[07:15] Yuzuki**
*What's going on here?*
**[07:16] Akemitsu**
*I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!*
**[07:20] Akemitsu**
*I must at least play Cupid for them.*
**[07:24] Akemitsu**
Well then, milady.
**[07:25] Yuzuki**
"Milady"?
**[07:26] Akemitsu**
Shall we get started?
**[07:28] Yuzuki**
Uh, y-yes.
**[07:30] Akemitsu**
Milord.
**[07:31] Hoan**
"Milord"...
**[07:33] Akemitsu**
What would you like to do on
a date with your sweetheart?
**[07:36] Hoan**
I'd like to go see a movie.
**[07:39] Hoan**
I often go alone, but I'd enjoy going together.
**[07:44] Yuzuki**
*The meeting's actually moving forward.*
***SIGN*** Relieved
**[07:46] Yuzuki**
*Maybe I don't need to be worried.*
**[07:48] Akemitsu**
*A movie?!*
**[07:51] Akemitsu**
*A movie theater... Couples' seating...*
**[07:54] Akemitsu**
*Under cover of darkness...*
**[07:56] Yuzuki**
This is embarrassing.
**[08:00] Yuzuki**
*You look like an Asura, Akagami-kun!*
**[08:02] Akemitsu**
*No, no. I'm Cupid.*
**[08:05] Akemitsu**
How do you spend your days off?
**[08:08] Hoan**
I spend them relaxing at hot springs.
**[08:10] Akemitsu**
*Hot springs?!*
**[08:16] Yuzuki**
Allow me to join you.
**[08:20] Yuzuki**
Akagami-kun, are you okay?
**[08:23] Akemitsu**
Don't worry about me. In that case, milord...
**[08:27] Akemitsu**
What if you were to get married?
**[08:30] Hoan**
I'd like to have about ten kids.
**[08:35] Yuzuki**
I want your babies.
**[08:39] Yuzuki**
Akagami-kun!
**[08:46] Yuzuki**
Um, I'm sorry about that.
**[08:49] Hoan**
It's fine. Your friends really
are exactly as you described.
**[08:53] Yuzuki**
Huh?
**[08:54] Hoan**
I don't know what he was doing here,
**[08:57] Hoan**
but I'm certain he didn't come
to interfere with our meeting.
**[09:00] Hoan**
I consider myself an excellent
judge of character.
**[09:04] Hoan**
He must've been genuinely worried about you.
**[09:08] Hoan**
There wasn't a single lie
in anything he said or did.
**[09:12] Yuzuki**
*Lies...*
**[09:15] (Flashback) Yuzuki Mom**
Listen to me, Yuzuki. You mustn't lie.
**[09:20] Yuzuki**
*That's right. Lying is wrong.*
**[09:24] Hoan**
Is something the matter?
**[09:26] Yuzuki**
Kijo-san, I'm sorry.
**[09:28] Yuzuki**
I don't actually intend to get married.
**[09:34] (Flashback) Kiki**
So you'll have a man qualified to serve as
a head priest take over Mikazuki Temple.
**[09:39] (Flashback) Yuzuki**
Yes.
**[09:40] (Flashback) Kiki**
And that's why you're hiring a matchmaker?
**[09:42] (Flashback) Yuzuki**
I know it isn't the noblest of motives.
**[09:45] (Flashback) Kiki**
Sounds fine to me. After all,
you'll be meeting Buddhist priests.
**[09:49] (Flashback) Yuzuki**
Huh?
**[09:51] (Flashback) Kiki**
You can just go through the
motions of attending a meeting.
**[09:54] (Flashback) Yuzuki**
But...
**[09:55] (Flashback) Kiki**
You're basically buying time
until you become a nun, right?
***SIGN*** Temple
**[09:59] (Flashback) Kiki**
Then just get engaged and
break it off in three years.
**[10:04] (Flashback) Yuzuki**
Doesn't that sound like a scam?
**[10:06] (Flashback) Kiki**
What are you talking about?
**[10:08] (Flashback) Kiki**
He'll get the chance to dream of
marrying a beautiful young woman.
**[10:11] (Flashback) Yuzuki**
That's totally a scam.
**[10:13] (Flashback) Kiki**
If you really like him,
then you can get married.
**[10:17] (Flashback) Yuzuki**
What if he wants to get married sooner?
**[10:19] (Flashback) Kiki**
Tell him you want to focus on your studies
a little longer and have him wait.
**[10:26] (Flashback) Yuzuki**
Okay. I'll give it a shot.
**[10:28] (Flashback) Kiki**
Good, that's the spirit.
**[10:31] (Flashback) Kiki**
Show some unmarried
reject priest a fleeting dream.
**[10:35] (Flashback) Yuzuki**
Kiki-san, what do you have against priests?
**[10:40] Hoan**
I see.
**[10:41] Hoan**
In other words, you wanted help
keeping your temple open.
**[10:46] Yuzuki**
Yes.
**[10:47] Hoan**
And that's why you hired a matchmaker.
**[10:50] Yuzuki**
I'm really sorry. I realized I shouldn't lie.
**[10:55] Yuzuki**
Still...
**[10:56] Yuzuki**
I know this is insolent of me, but please...
**[10:59] Yuzuki**
Would you be willing to get engaged?
**[11:02] Yuzuki**
Please give me—give us some time.
**[11:06] Hoan**
You're a straightforward person. I like that.
**[11:12] Hoan**
But you're a child.
**[11:14] Hoan**
I hear Mikazuki Temple is
perpetually broke and understaffed.
**[11:20] Hoan**
And the main temple is in
desperate need of repairs.
**[11:23] Yuzuki**
I...
**[11:25] Hoan**
Can you satisfy your parishioners like that?
**[11:28] Hoan**
Can you save others when you
can't even take care of yourself?
**[11:32] Hoan**
Keeping the temple open
won't make anyone happy.
**[11:37] Hoan**
I'm sure whoever decided to shut
it down had the same thought.
**[11:43] Yuzuki**
No one?
**[11:46] Yuzuki**
But they're...
**[11:48] Hoan**
Wake up and smell the coffee.
**[11:53] Hoan**
Mikazuki Temple isn't worth protecting.
**[11:57] Yuzuki**
Still, I will take over the temple!
**[12:02] Akemitsu**
I had no idea my debt had
made the situation so terrible.
**[12:06] Akemitsu**
The least I can do is give my life
to restore Mikazuki Temple's image!
**[12:11] Yuzuki**
That would only hurt our
image more, Akagami-kun!
**[12:14] Akemitsu**
Milord, is there any way we can have
a second chance at this meeting?
**[12:20] Hoan**
Akagami-san, was it?
**[12:23] Hoan**
Shutting the temple down
should be in your best interest, too.
**[12:26] Yuzuki**
Huh?
**[12:27] Hoan**
You could slowly pay off your debt.
**[12:30] Hoan**
Once the temple is gone,
you won't have to serve them.
**[12:33] Yuzuki**
*Oh, right. It's good for Akagami-kun, too.*
**[12:37] Hoan**
I do believe that concludes our meeting.
**[12:44] Hoan**
Listen, nobody needs Mikazuki Temple any—
**[12:47] Akemitsu**
That temple and Yuzuki-san have saved me twice.
**[12:51] Yuzuki**
Akagami-kun...
**[12:53] Akemitsu**
That temple isn't worthless.
**[12:58] Hoan**
You think it should stay open?
**[13:01] Akemitsu**
Yes.
**[13:02] Hoan**
Even if Yuzuki-san suffers because of it?
**[13:06] Hoan**
Running a temple is hardly easy.
**[13:09] Hoan**
She won't be the only one.
**[13:10] Hoan**
Her family and parishioners
will suffer, as well.
**[13:12] Hoan**
What if she fails? What if things get worse?
**[13:15] Hoan**
What will you do when
she can't take it anymore?
**[13:20] Akemitsu**
I'll support her.
**[13:24] Hoan**
Oh? Do you swear it?
**[13:27] Hoan**
You'll spend the rest of your life
making Aoba Yuzuki-san happy?
**[13:32] Akemitsu**
I will!
**[13:34] Hoan**
You'll remain with her
in sickness and in health?
**[13:37] Yuzuki**
What?!
**[13:38] Akemitsu**
I will!
**[13:39] Yuzuki**
Hey, wait...
**[13:41] Hoan**
You'll care for one another and build
a bright and happy family together?
**[13:46] Akemitsu**
I will!
**[13:46] Yuzuki**
Is this... a propo—
**[13:49] Hoan**
Then demonstrate the worth
of Mikazuki Temple.
**[13:54] Hoan**
Show me that the ideals of children
can overcome the harshness of reality.
**[14:01] Hoan**
Now then, Aoba Yuzuki-san.
**[14:04] Yuzuki**
Yes?
**[14:05] Hoan**
I accept your engagement proposal.
**[14:08] Yuzuki**
What?!
**[14:09] Hoan**
But I'm only lending you my name.
**[14:15] Akemitsu And Yuzuki**
Thank you!
**[14:22] High Priest Aoba**
Hoan, I thought I told you to
convince her to shut down the temple.
**[14:28] Hoan**
She brought an interesting boy along,
and I couldn't help myself.
**[14:31] Hoan**
Weren't you curious about him, too?
**[14:34] Hoan**
That's why you involved him in the meeting.
**[14:36] Hoan**
Isn't that right, High Priest Aoba?
**[14:40] High Priest Aoba**
Akagami...
**[14:42] High Priest Aoba**
He's that man's son, huh?
***SIGN*** A contented mind is a perpetual feast.
**[14:50] Yuzuki**
Too bad we missed the last bus.
**[14:54] Akemitsu**
We'll walk to the station.
**[14:58] Yuzuki**
I'm sorry for everything.
**[14:59] Akemitsu**
What do you mean?
**[15:01] Yuzuki**
Nothing.
**[15:02] Akemitsu**
Either way, I'm glad the
matchmaking meeting went well.
**[15:06] Akemitsu**
So you're getting engaged in
name only, but won't marry...
**[15:10] Akemitsu**
Does that mean I don't have
to move out of the temple?!
**[15:14] Yuzuki**
Of course.
**[15:16] Akemitsu**
Yahoo! All right! Yes!
**[15:22] Akemitsu**
Yahoo!
**[15:28] Akemitsu**
Y-Yuzuki-san?!
**[15:30] Yuzuki**
Sorry! I'm not sure what
my face looks like right now.
**[15:35] Yuzuki**
Thank you, Akagami-kun.
**[15:40] Akemitsu**
You're crying and blushing at the same time!
**[15:42] Yuzuki**
Why did you have to look?!
**[15:45] Akemitsu**
Are you feeling unwell?
**[15:46] Yuzuki**
No, you idiot!
***SIGN*** Platform 2
***SIGN*** Train service has ended for the day
**[15:52] Station Announce**
*The last train has departed from the station.*
**[15:56] Station Announce**
*The exits will be closed shortly.*
**[15:58] Station Announce**
*Please leave the station immediately.*
**[16:07] Akemitsu**
We'll get a taxi.
**[16:08] Yuzuki**
Good idea!
**[16:09] Yuzuki**
There aren't any here!
**[16:13] Yuzuki**
I don't see any cars, and my phone's dead.
**[16:17] Yuzuki**
What about yours?
**[16:20] Akemitsu**
Mine was crushed.
**[16:22] Yuzuki**
What happened?!
**[16:24] Yuzuki**
What are we going to do? It's getting cold.
**[16:27] Yuzuki**
Ow!
**[16:28] Yuzuki**
A blister...
**[16:31] Akemitsu**
That's not good. We'll have to rest somewhere.
***SIGN*** Silk Road ~Beyond Nirvana~
**[16:43] Akemitsu**
No, no, no.
**[16:46] Akemitsu**
* She's not seducing you. This is definitely*
* not a come-on, Akagami Akemitsu.*
**[16:51] Akemitsu**
*Begone, worldly desires!*
**[16:54] Yuzuki**
Akagami-kun.
**[16:57] Yuzuki**
Should we check it out?
**[16:58] Akemitsu**
*Yuzuki-san?!*
***SIGN*** Silk Road ~Beyond Nirvana~
**[17:01] Akemitsu**
How can you be so casual about it?!
**[17:03] Yuzuki**
I don't mean in a weird way.
**[17:05] Yuzuki**
But you know, there's nothing else around.
**[17:08] Akemitsu**
That's not the problem here!
**[17:09] Akemitsu**
A young man and woman shouldn't
casually enter a love hotel together!
***SIGN*** Room 205
***SIGN*** Stay
***SIGN*** Rest
**[17:15] Akemitsu**
*We checked in!*
**[17:19] Yuzuki**
Wow!
**[17:20] Yuzuki**
Isn't this place amazing, Akagami-kun?
**[17:22] Akemitsu**
It sure is.
**[17:24] Yuzuki**
And it's way cleaner than I expected.
**[17:26] Akemitsu**
It sure is.
**[17:28] Yuzuki**
Looks like we can order food, too.
**[17:30] Akemitsu**
*Great attitude, Yuzuki-san.*
**[17:32] Akemitsu**
*There's no way things will get awkward now.*
**[17:35] Yuzuki**
They've even got karaoke and games.
**[17:38] Akemitsu**
*As long as I don't look at that wall...*
**[17:41] Yuzuki**
Akagami-kun, look.
***SIGN*** Cosplay Costumes for Rent
***SIGN*** Free!!
**[17:43] Yuzuki**
They've got cosplay costumes.
***SIGN*** Cosplay Costumes for Rent
**[17:47] Akemitsu**
*Yuzuki-san!*
**[17:48] Akemitsu**
* Wh-Why? Why must you*
* provoke my worldly desires?!*
**[17:54] Akemitsu**
* Calm down. Yuzuki-san's*
* doing this to ease the tension.*
**[17:58] Yuzuki**
They've got movies, too.
**[18:00] Yuzuki**
We can watch all the AVs we want.
**[18:01] Akemitsu**
Worldly desires, begone!
**[18:03] Yuzuki**
Oh, sorry. I got carried away.
***SIGN*** Worldy
Desires Begone...
**[18:07] Akemitsu**
It's fine.
**[18:24] Yuzuki**
Akagami-kun...
**[18:25] Akemitsu**
Y-Yes?
**[18:27] Yuzuki**
Go ahead and take a shower.
**[18:29] Akemitsu**
*She's totally down!*
**[18:35] Akemitsu**
*No, don't be ridiculous.*
**[18:37] Akemitsu**
* There's no way Yuzuki-san*
* would try to seduce me.*
**[18:43] Akemitsu**
* She considerately suggested I bathe*
* because she knows I'm exhausted.*
**[18:49] Akemitsu**
* That's right. It wasn't for*
* any inappropriate reason.*
**[18:55] Akemitsu**
Yuzuki-san, I'm out of the—
**[18:59] Akemitsu**
Is something the matter?
**[19:01] Yuzuki**
No.
**[19:04] Yuzuki**
I'm going to take a bath.
**[19:05] Akemitsu**
O-Okay.
**[19:15] Akemitsu**
*Y-Yuzuki-san was watching an AV?*
**[19:20] Akemitsu**
* Hang on! Surely she didn't*
* have me take a bath first*
**[19:23] Akemitsu**
*because she wanted to secretly watch an AV!*
***SIGN*** Correct
**[19:26] Kurage**
That's correct, Akagami-san.
**[19:28] Kurage**
Yuzuki-oneechan is a perv, too.
**[19:30] Kurage**
The quiet type.
**[19:32] Akemitsu**
*What am I supposed to do here?!*
**[19:35] Perv-Mitsu**
What's there to think about?
***SIGN*** Akagami Perv-mitsu
**[19:37] Perv-Mitsu**
Pinning her down is the only choice!
***SIGN*** Dummy-gami Akemitsu
**[19:40] Dummy-Gami**
Isn't that what she's hoping you'll do?
**[19:43] Perv-Mitsu**
Show her the kind of man you are!
**[19:45] Perv-Mitsu**
You musn't embarrass a woman.
**[19:49] Akemitsu**
*Why do they have to agree with each other?*
**[19:52] Perv-Mitsu**
C'mon, be honest with yourself.
**[19:54] Dummy-Gami**
Don't you want to get with her, too?
**[19:56] Akemitsu**
Stop!
**[19:59] Akemitsu**
Wait, violence is wrong.
**[20:02] Both**
Let's climb the stairs of adulthood together.
**[20:04] Akemitsu**
Damn it!
**[20:08] Akemitsu**
*I swore I'd support her.*
**[20:13] Akemitsu**
I'll protect her from myself!
**[20:22] Yuzuki**
Wow, so that's what AVs are like.
**[20:29] Yuzuki**
This bath is huge.
**[20:32] Yuzuki**
What's this for?
**[20:35] Yuzuki**
I can't believe I actually
entered a love hotel.
**[20:38] Yuzuki**
What should I do? What am I supposed to do?
**[20:41] Yuzuki**
I'll start by warming up and calming down.
**[20:48] Yuzuki**
* Now that I've calmed down,*
* I'm so embarrassed!*
**[20:52] Yuzuki**
Why did I act so excited?!
**[20:55] Yuzuki**
By bringing him here, I made it seem
like I'm hoping something will happen!
**[21:00] Yuzuki**
We're going to have a
misunderstanding, aren't we?
**[21:03] Yuzuki**
Akagami-kun and I are about to...
**[21:09] (Flashback) Akemitsu**
I'll support her.
**[21:14] (Flashback) Akemitsu**
I will!
**[21:25] Yuzuki**
*If Akagami-kun really wants me, then I...*
**[21:41] Yuzuki**
What?
**[21:44] Akemitsu**
Don't worry.
**[21:47] Akemitsu**
No harm will come to you now, Yuzuki-san.
**[21:52] Akemitsu**
You can rest at ease.
**[21:57] Akemitsu**
Yuzuki-san, why did you blindfold me?
**[22:00] Akemitsu**
Yuzuki-san? Hey, Yuzuki-san...
**[22:06] Akemitsu**
How am I supposed to use the bathroom?
**[22:09] Akemitsu**
Yuzuki-san? You're there, aren't you?
***SIGN*** Silk Road ~Beyond Nirvana~
**[22:12] Yuzuki**
Dummy.
**[22:13] Akemitsu**
Hey!
***SIGN*** Next Time
How Shall I Make
You Take Responsibility?
**[23:45] Kagura**
Bullseye.
**[23:47] Kiki**
Oh?
**[23:48] Kagura**
Finally got it.
**[23:50] Kiki**
Ah, I see.
**[23:52] Kiki**
You're talking about archery, right?
**[23:54] Kagura**
Aw, come on.
**[23:56] Kiki**
You're too desperate to make it happen.
# E5 - How Shall I Make You Take Responsibility?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GZ7UV2Q7D/how-shall-i-make-you-take-responsibility)
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***SIGN*** Mikazuki Temple
**[00:07] Tsukuyo**
Yuzu-nee...
**[00:10] Yuzuki**
We're back.
**[00:12] Tsukuyo**
Yuzu-nee and Akagami!
**[00:15] Yuzuki**
We're back, Tsukuyo.
**[00:17] Tsukuyo**
You should've called to say
you were staying out overnight.
**[00:19] Yuzuki**
S-Sorry. My phone died.
**[00:23] Tsukuyo**
Either way, I'm glad it seems
like nothing happened.
**[00:26] Akemitsu And Yuzuki**
Of course nothing happened.
**[00:29] Tsukuyo**
What happened?!
***SIGN*** Episode 5:
How Shall I Make You Take Responsibility?
**[02:04] Akemitsu**
See you later.
**[02:07] Student**
Hey, let me copy your homework.
**[02:09] Tsukuyo**
So last night, you missed the
last train and stayed at a...
**[02:13] Tsukuyo**
love hotel, but nothing happened?
**[02:17] Yuzuki**
That's right. All we did was stay the night.
**[02:19] Tsukuyo**
Oh, I see. I thought you cheated
the very same day you got engaged.
**[02:24] Yuzuki**
That's what you thought?
**[02:26] Tsukuyo**
But Yuzu-nee,
**[02:28] Tsukuyo**
you'd better not tell anyone at school
about that, or that Akagami is living with us.
**[02:33] Yuzuki**
What? But it's normal for temples
to have live-in help.
**[02:38] Tsukuyo**
Did you forget that we're a nunnery, Yuzu-nee?
**[02:40] Yuzuki**
Is it really that big a deal?
**[02:42] Tsukuyo**
Of course it is! If people find out we're
living with a young man, their faith in us—
**[02:46] Yuzuki**
But it's fine since it's Akagami-kun.
**[02:48] Yuzuki**
We went to a love hotel, but he didn't do—
**[02:49] Tsukuyo**
Yuzu-nee!
**[02:51] Tsukuyo**
In any case, don't tell anyone
we live with Akagami! Got it?
**[02:56] Yuzuki**
O-Okay.
**[03:03] Tsukuyo**
* Come on, Yuzu-nee. How could you*
* let your guard down so much?*
**[03:07] Tsukuyo**
* Before Akagami came to our place,*
* you were... you were more...*
**[03:13] Mana**
Tsukki.
**[03:16] Mana**
Morning.
**[03:17] Tsukuyo**
Good morning, Mana and Yuki.
**[03:20] Mana**
What's the matter? You seem down.
**[03:22] Tsukuyo**
Just some stuff going on at home.
**[03:25] Mana**
With the temple? Speaking of temples, Tsukki...
**[03:29] Mana**
I heard you got a boyfriend.
**[03:34] Tsukuyo**
Where did that come from? Also, I didn't!
**[03:37] Mana**
There's eyewitness testimony.
**[03:39] Tsukuyo**
Eyewitness testimony?
**[03:41] Mana**
You were kissing a boy by the river
after the rain stopped...
**[03:44] Yuki**
And then you went home together.
**[03:46] Mana And Yuki**
Right?
**[03:48] Tsukuyo**
It must've been someone else.
**[03:50] Mana**
But the other guy was
wearing temple work clothes.
**[03:54] Tsukuyo**
Work clothes?
**[03:58] Tsukuyo**
You mean *that*?!
**[04:00] Tsukuyo**
That's not what happened!
**[04:02] Tsukuyo**
And we weren't alone! Yuzu-nee was there!
**[04:05] Mana**
My, my. So bold to do that
in front of your sister.
**[04:07] Tsukuyo**
I told you, that's not what it was!
**[04:09] Tsukuyo**
I was just whispering in his ear!
**[04:11] Mana**
Whispering?
**[04:12] Tsukuyo**
Yes! About how we'd kissed before...
**[04:16] Mana**
So you did kiss him!
**[04:18] Mana**
You've got a boyfriend!
**[04:20] Yuki**
Tell us more.
**[04:21] Tuskuyo**
No! That's not what happened!
**[04:22] Yuki**
Now this is major news.
**[04:24] Mana**
Sure is.
**[04:25] Tsukuyo**
Huh?
**[04:26] Mana**
There are a lot of boys
who are interested in you.
**[04:30] Tsukuyo**
What?
**[04:32] Mana**
I doubt you realize it, but you Aoba sisters
are actually pretty popular here at school.
**[04:37] Mana**
Your sister Yuzuki-san is famous
for how gorgeous she is,
**[04:41] Mana**
and you're... huge.
**[04:43] Yuki**
Massive.
**[04:45] Tsukuyo**
What are you talking about?
**[04:46] Mana**
All anyone's talking about is
how you got a boyfriend.
**[04:51] Tsukuyo**
What?
**[04:52] Mana And Yuki**
Tell us! Tell us!
**[04:54] Tsukuyo**
*This is bad.*
**[04:55] Tsukuyo**
* If people find out he*
* lives with us, we're screwed!*
**[05:00] Mana And Yuki**
What?!
**[05:02] Yuki**
So agile.
**[05:02] Mana**
Tsukuyo's so cool.
**[05:02] Tsukuyo**
*What's he doing at school?!*
**[05:05] Tsukuyo**
*In his work clothes, of all things...*
***SIGN*** Tsukuyo's Lunch
**[05:10] Tsukuyo**
*I'm the one who let my guard down!*
**[05:13] Tsukuyo**
I'm going to the nurse's office!
**[05:14] Yuki**
The nurse's office?
**[05:15] Mana**
But you're sprinting at full speed!
**[05:18] Akemitsu**
Where is Aoba Tsukuyo-san's class?
**[05:20] Male Student A**
O-Oh, the younger Aoba is...
**[05:22] Male Student B**
Wait, who are you, anyway?
**[05:25] Akemitsu**
Forgive me.
**[05:26] Akemitsu**
I simply came to deliver Tsukuyo-san's lunch.
**[05:29] Akemitsu**
My name is Akaga—
**[05:41] Akemitsu**
Wh-What happened to me?
**[05:42] Tsukuyo**
You're awake?
**[05:46] Tsukuyo**
Shh! It's me!
**[05:48] Akemitsu**
Tsukuyo-san? Where are we?
**[05:51] Tsukuyo**
The nurse's office.
**[05:53] Tsukuyo**
The nurse isn't here yet.
**[05:55] Akemitsu**
Oh, you forgot your lunch.
**[05:58] Tsukuyo**
Listen, I really appreciate that, but...
**[06:03] Akemitsu**
Well, I should go.
**[06:05] Tsukuyo**
Wait, wait! They're about to have PE outside!
**[06:08] Tsukuyo**
Someone will see you!
**[06:10] Akemitsu**
Is there a problem with that?
**[06:11] Tsukuyo**
It's a massive problem!
Your work clothes will attract attention.
**[06:14] Akemitsu**
I thought they would keep me from
seeming suspicious at a school.
**[06:18] Tsukuyo**
Consider the time and place, Akagami.
**[06:18] Sign**
Ache Ache
**[06:21] Tsukuyo**
In any case, you need to hide in here for a while.
**[06:25] Tsukuyo**
*No way! The nurse is already here?!*
**[06:28] Mana**
Excuse me. Tsukki, you in here?
**[06:31] Tsukuyo**
Hey.
**[06:34] Mana**
How are you feeling?
**[06:36] Tsukuyo**
Fine as long as I'm lying down.
**[06:38] Akemitsu**
*This isn't fine at all!*
**[06:41] Tsukuyo**
Anyway, what's up with you two?
**[06:43] Yuki**
We've got PE next, so we stopped by.
**[06:45] Tsukuyo**
I see. Thanks.
**[06:47] Tsukuyo**
But I'm fine, so you don't have to worry about me.
**[06:49] Mana**
Hey, Tsukki.
**[06:50] Mana**
Your legs look kinda long.
**[06:52] Tsukuyo And Akemitsu**
*Yikes!*
**[06:53] Tsukuyo**
*Crap. I gotta get deeper to fix the length.*
**[06:55] Akemitsu**
*Oh, no. I must move up.*
**[06:59] Mana**
What happened?
**[07:00] Tsukuyo**
M-My leg cramped.
**[07:02] Yuki**
Your leg, huh?
**[07:04] Tsukuyo**
Yeah, it's really no big deal.
**[07:06] Tsukuyo**
* Except for the fact that he*
* went up inside my clothes!*
**[07:11] Tsukuyo**
Oh, break is ending.
**[07:13] Tsukuyo**
You should hurry to class.
**[07:15] Yuki**
You're right. Let's go.
**[07:17] Mana**
Hey, Tsukki, have you gained weight?
**[07:20] Tsukuyo And Akemitsu**
*Yikes!*
**[07:21] Tsukuyo**
It's just your imagination!
**[07:24] Tsukuyo**
I haven't gained any weight at all!
**[07:26] Mana**
You're crying over it?
**[07:27] Tsukuyo**
Please just leave.
**[07:27] Mana**
Sorry, sorry. That's not what I meant.
**[07:30] Akemitsu**
*C-Can't breathe...*
**[07:33] Akemitsu**
*I must inhale oxygen...*
**[07:38] Tsukuyo**
*H-How could he bite that?!*
**[07:43] Mana**
By the way, Tsukki, why don't you
come back to the archery club?
**[07:50] Mana**
We've got a tournament coming up.
**[07:52] Yuki**
We all miss you.
**[07:57] Tsukuyo**
Sorry. I'm busy helping my family.
**[08:00] Mana**
You can't, huh?
**[08:02] Tsukuyo**
I'm really sorry.
**[08:04] Mana**
It's fine. Don't overdo it.
**[08:06] Yuki**
Well, we should go.
**[08:13] Akemitsu**
*I-I caught a glimpse of Nirvana.*
**[08:15] Tsukuyo**
*He took advantage of the situation.*
**[08:18] Akemitsu**
You used to be in the archery club, Tsukuyo-san?
**[08:21] Tsukuyo**
Not "used to be," exactly.
**[08:24] Akemitsu**
You're not going to do it anymore?
**[08:27] Tsukuyo**
I'm just taking a break.
**[08:31] Akemitsu**
I see. Then let's make sure
you can resume club activities.
**[08:35] Tsukuyo**
What? Wait—
**[08:36] Akemitsu**
I'll handle all the housework.
**[08:38] Tsukuyo**
Wait, Akagami!
**[08:43] Mana**
Tsukki, come to think of it,
our class after PE is self-study—
***SIGN*** Enter through the narrow gate.
**[09:00] Tsukuyo**
*The way she looked drawing a bow...*
**[09:02] Tsukuyo**
* I was uncharacteristically drawn to*
* how elegant her profile looked.*
**[09:07] Tsukuyo**
*I wanted to get closer to her, so I...*
***SIGN*** Club Application
***SIGN*** I would like to join the archery club
***SIGN*** Student Name
***SIGN*** 1-B Aoba Tsukuyo
**[09:11] Tsukuyo**
*But then...*
**[09:12] (Flashback) Tsukuyo**
What? Yuzu-nee, you're
quitting the archery club?
**[09:15] (Flashback) Tsukuyo**
Why?
**[09:16] (Flashback) Yuzuki**
I'm thinking about taking over the temple.
**[09:20] (Flashback) Tsukuyo**
But...
**[09:28] Tsukuyo**
*Why am I dreaming about that now?*
**[09:34] Yuzuki**
You're hard at work, Akagami-kun.
**[09:37] Akemitsu**
Good morning.
**[09:38] Akemitsu**
Oh? Is that a bow?
**[09:41] Yuzuki**
Yeah. They say archery is a
standing meditation technique.
***SIGN*** Standing
Meditation
**[09:44] Yuzuki**
Apparently they do it in
class at Buddhist schools.
**[09:48] Akemitsu**
I see.
**[09:49] Yuzuki**
Would you like to try it?
**[09:51] Akemitsu**
Yes, please.
**[10:08] Akemitsu**
Come to think of it, you're in
the archery club, aren't you?
**[10:11] Yuzuki**
Yeah. I quit, though. Such a waste.
**[10:15] Akemitsu**
*She quit? But I thought Tsukuyo-san said...*
**[10:22] Akemitsu**
Tsukuyo-san?
**[10:25] Kurage**
I don't think she's coming out.
**[10:26] Kurage**
She's in shut-in mode today.
**[10:29] Kurage**
Whenever Tsukuyo-oneechan's
worried about something,
**[10:31] Kurage**
she shuts herself in her room.
**[10:32] Akemitsu**
Don't worry. I'll handle it.
**[10:35] Kurage**
Huh?
**[10:45] Tsukuyo**
There's no point in worrying about it now.
**[10:49] (Flashback) Tsukuyo**
I'm just taking a break.
**[10:52] Tsukuyo**
I'm so non-committal.
**[10:55] Akemitsu**
Tsukuyo-san!
**[10:59] Akemitsu**
Oh, Tsukuyo-san!
**[11:01] Akemitsu**
Do you have a moment?
**[11:05] Akemitsu**
I'd like to talk!
**[11:11] Akemitsu**
Thank you.
**[11:13] Tsukuyo**
What are you trying to do?
**[11:15] Tsukuyo**
So, what'd you want to discuss?
Let's get this over with.
**[11:19] Akemitsu**
I completed all the cooking,
laundry, and cleaning for the day.
**[11:23] Tsukuyo**
Okay.
**[11:23] Akemitsu**
I also finished last month's accounting,
**[11:26] Akemitsu**
and I can handle all guests
and phone calls myself.
**[11:30] Tsukuyo**
Uh, th-thanks?
**[11:32] Akemitsu**
So, Tsukuyo-san, you can
rejoin the archery club now.
**[11:40] Akemitsu**
You could even start today if—
**[11:41] Tsukuyo**
Listen, Akagami.
**[11:44] Tsukuyo**
You seem to be confused since yesterday,
but I don't want to do archery.
**[11:51] Akemitsu**
You don't?
**[11:52] Tsukuyo**
Right.
**[11:53] Akemitsu**
Then why do you still insist you're
taking a break and haven't quit the club?
**[11:58] Akemitsu**
Isn't it so you can resume at any time?
**[12:02] Tsukuyo**
It's too stuffy in here. I'm going outside.
**[12:06] Tsukuyo**
Akagami, could you handle
the rest of the housework?
**[12:15] Tsukuyo**
* Damn that Akagami.*
* He doesn't need to worry about that.*
**[12:19] Tsukuyo**
*But what am I going to do now?*
**[12:22] Kid**
This way!
**[12:24] Kid**
Wait up!
**[12:33] Tsukuyo**
Yeesh. Why'd I come here?
**[12:43] Tsukuyo**
Man, they did a sloppy job cleaning up.
**[12:47] Tsukuyo**
Ugh, this bow is strung terribly.
**[13:07] Tsukuyo**
Draw.
**[13:09] Tsukuyo**
Release.
**[13:15] Tsukuyo**
Yeah, right.
**[13:17] Akemitsu**
Hit!
**[13:19] Tsukuyo**
Akagami?! What are you doing here?
**[13:22] Tsukuyo**
Crap!
**[13:23] Akemitsu**
Huh? Tsukuyo-san?
**[13:36] Akemitsu**
Why did you run?
**[13:40] Tsukuyo**
I just didn't want to be seen with you.
**[13:45] Akemitsu**
Are you returning to the
archery club after all?
**[13:48] Tsukuyo**
I told you already, no.
**[13:51] Akemitsu**
But you seemed like you were
having fun at the archery range.
**[14:02] Tsukuyo**
I can't... because it's just fun for me.
**[14:08] Tsukuyo**
I'm not particularly good at archery.
**[14:13] Tsukuyo**
I only started because Yuzu-nee was doing it.
**[14:22] Tsukuyo**
She's the one who should keep doing it.
**[14:27] Tsukuyo**
She was way better than me.
**[14:30] Tsukuyo**
She was popular, too.
**[14:33] Tsukuyo**
But she quit.
**[14:36] Tsukuyo**
I can't do what I want when Yuzu-nee's
pushing herself so hard for our sakes.
**[14:42] Tsukuyo**
You know how difficult it is to
take over a temple, don't you?
**[14:46] Tsukuyo**
Yuzu-nee's still in high school, but she made
that decision and even hired a matchmaker!
**[14:55] Tsukuyo**
I could never do that.
**[14:57] Tsukuyo**
She's amazing.
**[15:03] Tsukuyo**
Huh?
**[15:04] Akemitsu**
In other words, you've forbidden
yourself from having fun
**[15:07] Akemitsu**
because Yuzuki-san is struggling
on top of quitting the archery club.
**[15:13] Tsukuyo**
Yeah, that's what I've been telling—
**[15:14] Akemitsu**
Let's go. There's something I want to show you.
**[15:17] Tsukuyo**
Wh-What?
**[15:25] Akemitsu**
We're here.
**[15:26] Tsukuyo**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Mikazuki
Temple
**[15:27] Tsukuyo**
This is our place.
**[15:29] Akemitsu**
Now let's go behind the main temple.
**[15:30] Tsukuyo**
Hey, wait...
**[15:46] Tsukuyo**
What? Why?
**[15:48] Akemitsu**
I wanted you to see if Yuzuki-san really is
just suffering like you said she was,
**[15:57] Akemitsu**
and accept her for who she truly is.
**[16:04] Tsukuyo**
*No. I don't want to see this.*
**[16:06] Tsukuyo**
* That's the profile I fell in love with.*
* It hasn't changed a bit.*
**[16:28] Akemitsu**
This is Yuzuki-san's true form.
**[16:31] Akemitsu**
Her talent is an invention of your memory.
**[16:36] Tsukuyo**
She's so cool!
**[16:40] Akemitsu**
Huh?
**[16:41] Tsukuyo**
Oh, come on! This is why
I didn't want to see this!
**[16:44] Tsukuyo**
Akagami, you jerk!
**[16:46] Tsukuyo**
Seeing that will make me
want to do archery again!
**[16:49] Akemitsu**
Please calm down, Tsukuyo-san.
**[16:51] Akemitsu**
Were you watching just now?
**[16:53] Akemitsu**
You just witnessed a meathead
perform miraculously clumsily.
**[16:57] Akemitsu**
After more than a year
of practice, she still sucks!
**[17:01] Yuzuki**
I can hear you, Akagami-kun!
**[17:04] Yuzuki**
I-I told you I'm not good at archery.
That's why I quit the club.
**[17:10] Kiki**
Yeah, that much is obvious.
**[17:12] Mia**
It's all right, Yuzuki-san.
**[17:14] Mia**
Your form is beautiful.
**[17:16] Mia**
You just suck at everything else.
**[17:20] Kiki**
Mia, have mercy.
**[17:22] Yuzuki**
A-Again! That was a practice shot!
**[17:30] Tsukuyo**
What? You suck at archery?
**[17:33] Tsukuyo**
And you didn't quit the club
because of the temple? Seriously?
**[17:37] Yzuuki**
Yeah. You didn't know?
**[17:40] Tsukuyo**
Uh, in other words...
**[17:43] Kurage**
You were blinded by your
excessive love for your sister.
**[17:47] Tsukuyo**
Kurage!
**[17:50] Yuzuki**
What does that mean?
**[17:51] Kurage**
It means Tsukuyo-oneechan loves you so much,
**[17:55] Kurage**
just seeing you hold a bow turns her into that.
**[17:58] Yuzuki**
Aw, really? That's embarrassing.
**[18:01] Tsukuyo**
Please stop! I-In any case, Yuzu-nee...
**[18:07] Tsukuyo**
Are you having fun right now?
**[18:09] Yuzuki**
Yeah. I have fun every day.
**[18:12] Yuzuki**
Running a temple is hard work,
but it's fulfilling.
**[18:17] Yuzuki**
I realized this is what I really wanted to do.
**[18:21] Yuzuki**
So you should do what you want, too.
**[18:24] Yuzuki**
Don't worry about family stuff.
**[18:27] Yuzuki**
Actually, uh...
**[18:29] Yuzuki**
It might be nice if you'd coach
me in archery occasionally.
**[18:36] Yuzuki**
Huh? Why are you laughing?
**[18:40] Tsukuyo**
* I hate how stupid I am,*
* but I did remember one good thing.*
**[18:47] Tsukuyo**
*Yuzu-nee was smiling then, too.*
**[18:50] (Flashback) Yuzuki**
I'm thinking about taking over the temple.
**[18:58] Tsukuyo**
I sure worked up a sweat. I should take a bath.
**[19:08] Tsukuyo**
Sorry. I saw you naked again.
**[19:11] Akemitsu**
N-No, I'm sorry.
**[19:15] Tsukuyo**
This keeps happening to us.
**[19:19] Akemitsu**
I'm really sorry for how rude I've been.
**[19:23] Tsukuyo**
It's fine.
**[19:26] Tsukuyo**
More importantly, Akagami...
**[19:27] Akemitsu**
Yes?
**[19:28] Tsukuyo**
I've decided to return to the archery club.
**[19:32] Tsukuyo**
I guess it was because of you. Thanks.
**[19:36] Akemitsu**
I see. I'm glad to hear that.
**[19:40] Tsukuyo**
Hey... Why did you do so much for me?
**[19:46] Akemitsu**
I didn't really like it.
**[19:50] Akemitsu**
Not being able to do what you wanted to
because of your family's circumstances.
**[19:54] Akemitsu**
I've experienced a lot of inconvenience
**[19:57] Akemitsu**
and given up a lot because of
the Akagami family name.
**[20:01] Tsukuyo**
Is that related to why you came to the temple?
**[20:06] Akemitsu**
Perhaps. In any case,
**[20:10] Akemitsu**
I think I wanted to make you happy.
**[20:18] Akemitsu**
U-Um, I'm not done changing...
**[20:20] Tsukuyo**
You know, it's still there.
**[20:24] Tsukuyo**
The hickey you left on me
in the nurse's office.
**[20:28] Tsukuyo**
How should I have you
take responsibility for this?
**[20:31] Akemitsu**
Wh-What would you like me to do?
**[20:33] Tsukuyo**
Should I increase your debt?
**[20:35] Akemitsu**
Anything but that!
**[20:37] Tsukuyo**
Then stand at attention.
**[20:38] Akemitsu**
Yes'm!
**[20:39] Tsukuyo**
Close your eyes.
**[20:57] Tsukuyo**
Dummy.
**[20:59] Tsukuyo**
Now we're even.
**[21:02] Tsukuyo**
Hurry up and put some clothes on.
***SIGN*** Perv-gami
**[21:19] Tsukuyo**
Sorry.
**[21:23] Akemitsu**
Oh, no! Tsukuyo-san forgot her lunch again!
I must deliver it to her!
**[21:28] Kiki**
Akagami, could you pick up
some milk while you're out?
**[21:31] Akemitsu**
Got it!
**[21:33] Tsukuyo**
Yeah, I got a new one.
**[21:35] Mana And Yuki**
Wow.
**[21:36] Yuki**
Looks nice.
**[21:37] Mana**
Amazing.
**[21:37] Akemitsu**
Tsukuyo-san.
**[21:39] Akemitsu**
You forgot your lunch.
**[21:41] Tsukuyo**
Oh, thanks.
**[21:43] Mana**
What's this?
**[21:45] Yuki**
A lunch packed with love from your boyfriend?
**[21:46] Tsukuyo**
I told you, he's not my boyfriend!
**[21:49] Tsukuyo**
He's just...
**[21:51] Tsukuyo**
part of the family.
**[21:53] Mana**
Huh? What does that mean?
**[21:56] Yuki**
You're siblings? What?
**[21:57] Tsukuyo**
Okay, get out of here.
**[21:59] Akemitsu**
Huh? Oh, right.
**[23:44] Both**
Let's establish facts!
***SIGN*** Next Time
Let's Establish Facts!
**[23:47] Kurage**
Indirect kisses?
**[23:48] Kurage**
Only grade school kids care about those.
**[23:51] Both**
Let's establish facts!
**[23:54] Yuzuki**
Already done it?
**[23:55] Yuzuki**
If you don't know what "it" is, then don't ask.
# E6 - Let's Establish Facts!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GD9UVQ9N7/lets-establish-facts)
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**[00:05] Kurage**
*I am Aoba Kurage. I'm almost in high school.*
**[00:09] Kurage**
*I am a fine adult woman.*
**[00:12] Kurage**
*But I intend to keep on growing.*
**[00:20] Kurage**
Nyagosuke, this is called a diary.
**[00:23] Kurage**
It's proof that I'm an adult.
**[00:27] Kurage**
Kiki-san said self-reflection
is the first step toward growth.
**[00:35] Kurage**
* The biggest thing that's happened recently*
* is Akagami-san coming to our home.*
**[00:42] (Flashback) Kurage**
I feel so dizzy...
**[00:48] (Flashback) Akagami**
Are you all right?
**[00:49] Kurage**
*He was such a gentleman.*
**[00:53] Kurage**
* Without a doubt,*
* I was treated like a grown woman.*
**[00:59] Kurage**
I'm an adult.
**[01:07] Kurage**
Done. Now I can reach even greater heights.
**[01:17] Kurage**
Anyway...
**[01:19] Kurage**
*Akagami-san is such a strange person.*
**[01:22] Kurage**
* Our family has begun to change*
* little by little ever since he arrived.*
**[01:27] Kurage**
*But in a very good way.*
**[01:33] Kurage**
* With Akagami-san around, I'll never*
* run out of things to write in my diary.*
**[01:37] Akagami**
Kurage-san, dinner is ready.
**[01:43] Kurage**
Coming.
***SIGN*** Episode 6:
Let's Establish Facts!
**[03:19] Yuzuki**
That bath felt amazing.
**[03:36] Yuzuki**
Let the all-girls meeting begin.
**[03:40] Tsukuyo**
What's going on here?
**[03:41] Yuzuki**
I always step on the scale
when I get out of the bath,
**[03:47] Yuzuki**
but our scale is cursed.
**[03:51] Yuzuki**
That's right. The curse causes it to
display a value far higher than expected.
**[03:58] Tsukuyo**
Are you sure you didn't just gain—
**[03:59] Yuzuki**
Not only that, but mysteriously,
**[04:01] Yuzuki**
this phenomenon has been occurring
since Akagami-kun moved in.
***SIGN*** Delicious Meals
***SIGN*** More, please!
**[04:10] Kurage**
So good!
**[04:11] Yuzuki**
More, please!
**[04:13] Tsukuyo**
Me, too!
**[04:16] Yuzuki**
I imagine some of you have
experienced the same curse.
**[04:23] Tsukuyo**
It's a curse, Yuzu-nee.
**[04:25] Kurage**
Definitely a curse.
**[04:27] Yuzuki**
Uh-huh!
**[04:29] Yuzuki**
I'm glad you understand.
**[04:31] Yuzuki**
Now, let's discuss how we can combat this curse.
**[04:34] Mia**
I know!
**[04:35] Yuzuki**
Go ahead, Mia.
**[04:36] Mia**
How about buying a new scale?
**[04:40] Tsukuyo**
Mia, we're trying to have
a serious conversation.
**[04:44] Yuzuki**
Try not to joke too much.
**[04:45] Mia**
Huh? S-Sorry...
**[04:48] Mia**
Kagura!
**[04:50] Kagura**
There, there.
**[04:50] Yuzuki**
Now, back to how we can lose—
**[04:52] Yuzuki**
I mean, how we can remove the curse.
**[04:57] Mia**
I know!
**[04:58] Yuzuki**
Yes, Mia?
**[05:00] Mia**
How about limiting our carb intake?
***SIGN*** Honor
Redeemed!!
**[05:03] Mia**
I've heard just switching to a diet
focused on meat and vegetables
**[05:07] Mia**
can make the weight melt away.
**[05:09] Yuzuki**
Money...
**[05:10] Mia**
Huh?
**[05:11] Yuzuki**
We don't have the money to buy meat.
**[05:14] Yuzuki**
And these days,
vegetables are expensive, too.
**[05:18] Mia**
I'm sorry.
**[05:20] Tsukuyo**
I know.
**[05:21] Yuzuki**
Go ahead, Tsukuyo.
**[05:23] Tsukuyo**
How about exercise?
**[05:25] Yuzuki**
That's what it comes down to, isn't it?
**[05:27] Tsukuyo**
I'd like to try Pilates.
**[05:31] Yuzuki**
Very well. Though it's difficult
to keep exercising alone,
**[05:35] Yuzuki**
if we work together,
we should be able to do it.
**[05:38] Yuzuki**
We'll begin tomorrow morning.
**[05:41] All**
Yeah!
**[05:46] Tsukuyo**
This is pretty tough.
**[05:54] Yuzuki**
That's what makes it an
effective inner muscle workout.
**[05:59] Mia**
Penance by Pilates!
***SIGN*** Penance by Pilates
**[06:04] Kurage**
So this is how adults exercise.
**[06:07] Kurage**
Huh?
**[06:14] Yuzuki**
Well, I need to chop firewood.
**[06:18] Tsukuyo**
I've gotta get ready for practice.
**[06:22] Kurage**
I'll do the laundry.
**[06:24] Mia**
I'll help you.
**[06:30] Yuzuki**
I've been thinking, aren't we
pretty active all the time?
**[06:35] Tsukuyo**
Yeah, we are.
**[06:37] Kurage**
Yeah.
**[06:38] Mia**
Aren't you going to work out with us, Kagura?
**[06:41] Kagura**
Since I'm an adult,
I'm able to maintain my figure.
**[06:45] Kurage**
Like a true adult.
**[06:47] Tsukuyo**
That's not fair!
**[06:49] Yuzuki**
Perhaps this is our only option after all.
**[06:57] Yuzuki**
Dieting...
**[06:58] Kurage**
No...
***SIGN*** Dieting
**[07:04] Tsukuyo**
Hang on a minute!
**[07:06] Yuzuki**
But there's no other way.
**[07:07] Tsukuyo**
I know, but don't we need
Akagami's help to do that?
**[07:12] Yuzuki**
You're right. At our temple,
you eat everything you're served.
***SIGN*** Temple Rule
***SIGN*** Eat everything
you're served
**[07:18] Yuzuki**
As long as we have this rule, we need
Akagami-kun to cook less than he usually does.
**[07:24] Tuskuyo**
B-B-But it'd be kind of embarrassing
if Akagami found out we're dieting.
**[07:32] Yuzuki**
You're so cute, Tsukuyo.
**[07:33] Tsukuyo**
Huh?
**[07:34] Mia**
You're such an innocent girl.
**[07:36] Tsukuyo**
Huh?
**[07:36] Kurage**
You're such a flirt.
**[07:39] Tsukuyo**
Kurage?
**[07:41] Kagura**
Why don't you just marry him?
**[07:45] Tsukuyo**
Marry him?!
**[07:46] Tsukuyo**
Kagura, what are you talking about?!
**[07:49] Kurage**
I agree.
**[07:51] Tuskuyo**
What?!
**[07:53] Kurage**
I think of Akagami-san as part of the family.
**[07:58] Kurage**
I wish he could stay here forever.
**[08:01] Tsukuyo**
Kurage...
**[08:02] Kurage**
If you married him, maybe he'd stay forever.
**[08:07] Tsukuyo**
You like Akagami that much?
**[08:11] Kurage**
Akagami-san's cooking is just so delicious.
**[08:15] Kurage**
He's got such a strong hold over my stomach,
**[08:18] Kurage**
I'd be willing to give up my sister for it.
**[08:21] Both**
What in the world are you saying?!
**[08:23] Tsukuyo**
Family and food are on the same level for you?!
**[08:26] Tsukuyo**
You're going to make me cry!
**[08:28] Kurage**
Family members aren't food.
**[08:31] Tsukuyo**
Are all those nutrients
not reaching your brain?!
**[08:33] Kurage**
Anyway, since Yuzuki-oneechan is engaged...
**[08:38] Kurage**
Will you marry Akagami-san, Tsukuyo-oneechan?
**[08:42] Tsukuyo**
Don't you think you're taking
my marriage too lightly?!
**[08:45] Tsukuyo**
I-If you think that'll solve the problem,
why don't *you* marry Akagami?
**[08:50] Tsukuyo**
Just kidding.
**[08:52] Kurage**
I see.
**[08:54] Kurage**
I'm off to seduce Akagami-san.
***SIGN*** Let's make it so!!
**[08:56] Both**
No, wait!
**[09:00] Yuzuki**
Now that I think about it,
**[09:02] Yuzuki**
Akagami's cooking is mostly
vegetarian and low-calorie.
**[09:06] Yuzuki**
Maybe we're just growing.
**[09:09] Tsukuyo**
Yeah, we're just growing.
**[09:11] Mia**
Oh, we're all growing.
**[09:15] Kurage**
I see.
**[09:16] Yuzuki**
So I'm sure we weigh
exactly as much as we should.
**[09:21] Yuzuki**
Our weights will go back to normal soon.
**[09:25] Akagami**
Thank you for waiting, everyone.
**[09:27] Akagami**
Today, I tried making some Japanese sweets.
**[09:32] Akagami**
Please have some.
**[09:35] Tsukuyo**
Damn you, Akagami!
**[09:38] Yuzuki**
A-Akagami-kun...
**[09:40] Kurage**
Marry me.
**[09:42] Kurage**
My, my.
***SIGN*** Out of Order
**[09:45] All**
They're so good!
**[09:49] Kurage**
The meals and snacks Akagami-san
made today were delicious, too.
**[10:02] Kurage**
I wish Akagami-san would stay forever.
**[10:07] Kurage**
I wonder if he'll wait for me
to become an adult.
***SIGN*** You can't warm your buns over a votive candle.
**[10:26] Yuzuki**
Akagami-kun.
**[10:28] Akagami**
What is it, Yuzuki-san?
**[10:31] Yuzuki**
Um... Could you start adding
pickled radishes to all our meals?
**[10:39] Akagami**
Sure, I don't mind.
**[10:40] Yuzuki**
Thanks a bunch, Akagami-kun.
I'll look forward to it.
**[10:45] Akagami**
*But why pickled radishes?*
**[10:50] Akagami**
*An axe?! Why is she carrying an axe?!*
**[10:56] Akagami**
Is she planning to execute me?
**[10:59] Akagami**
No, that's ridiculous. Yuzuki-san would never—
**[11:07] Akagami**
That sound... There's no mistaking it.
**[11:09] Akagami**
She's practicing her beheading skills.
**[11:11] Akagami**
Is she going to split my skull open?
**[11:15] Yuzuki**
Akagami-kun!
**[11:20] Akagami**
I-I must do something to improve her mood!
**[11:31] Tsukuyo**
Wow, what an extravagant breakfast.
**[11:35] Kurage**
It looks so tasty.
**[11:37] Mia**
Uh-huh.
**[11:41] Akagami**
It's nothing special.
**[11:43] Akagami**
*I included all of Yuzuki-san's favorites.*
**[11:46] Akagami**
*This should fix her poor mood.*
**[11:56] Akagami**
*No reaction?!*
***SIGN*** No Reaction
**[12:01] Mia**
What's wrong, Akagami?
**[12:04] Akagami**
*No, it's not over yet.*
**[12:06] Akagami**
* I know she'll love the top-quality*
* pickled radishes she requested.*
***SIGN*** Crunch
***SIGN*** Crunch
***SIGN*** Munch
***SIGN*** Munch
***SIGN*** Chew
***SIGN*** Chew
**[12:19] Akagami**
*My life is over...*
**[12:22] Mia**
Akagami! Akagami!
**[12:27] Akagami**
When will she tell me the execution date?
**[12:30] Akagami**
Will I have another chance before then?
**[12:35] Akagami**
Yuzuki-san? What is it this time?
**[12:39] Akagami**
Yuzuki-san—
**[12:47] Yuzuki**
I can't take it anymore! My legs fell asleep!
**[12:50] Akagami**
Huh?
**[12:51] Yuzuki**
Akagami-kun, thank goodness you're here.
**[12:54] Yuzuki**
Lend me your hand.
**[12:57] Akagami**
Um, what about my execution?
**[13:00] Yuzuki**
What are you talking about?
**[13:02] Yuzuki**
Just give me your hand.
**[13:03] Kiki**
What do you think you're stopping for?
**[13:07] Kiki**
You must be punished.
**[13:10] Kiki**
Take this.
**[13:11] Yuzuki**
Kiki-san, no!
**[13:13] Yuzuki**
Spare me!
**[13:17] Yuzuki**
I can't! I can't take it anymore!
**[13:20] Akagami**
*Th-This is kind of hot.*
**[13:26] Akagami**
You were training just now?
**[13:29] Kiki**
To be precise, she was practicing her training.
**[13:32] Kiki**
She needs to get used to it first.
**[13:33] Akagami**
I see.
**[13:34] Kiki**
What she was just doing is called "teizu."
***SIGN*** Teizu
***SIGN*** Please allow
me to enter
**[13:37] Kiki**
It's the first hurdle to
training at the head temple,
***SIGN*** No!
**[13:41] Kiki**
and you only managed two hours.
**[13:42] Kiki**
You're actually required
to do it for two whole days.
**[13:47] Akagami**
And the axe she had this morning?
**[13:50] Kiki**
She was practicing her firewood chopping.
**[13:52] Kiki**
It's one of the daily chores you're
expected to do while training.
**[13:55] Akagami**
I thought she was going to
use it to chop me apart.
**[13:58] Yuzuki**
Why would you think that?!
**[14:00] Kiki**
The same goes for breakfast this morning.
**[14:02] Kiki**
Private conversations
are prohibited during meals.
**[14:04] Kiki**
You mustn't make a single sound,
**[14:07] Kiki**
not even if you're eating pickled radishes.
**[14:10] Akagami**
That was part of her training, too?
**[14:12] Kiki**
In any case, she's too clumsy.
**[14:15] Kiki**
She needs to practice as much as possible
so she can become a head priest soon.
**[14:19] Akagami**
You're right.
**[14:20] Yuzuki**
You agree with her?
**[14:21] Kiki**
Anyway, that's what she's up to.
**[14:23] Kiki**
I'm sure it'll cause you all kinds of trouble,
but I'd appreciate your help.
**[14:27] Akagami**
Of course.
**[14:29] Akagami**
* So she's training.*
* Yuzuki-san never fails to impress.*
**[14:32] Akagami**
* I'd like to begin pursuing*
* my own enlightenment, but...*
**[14:35] Akagami**
* No, right now I should spend all*
* my energy supporting Yuzuki-san.*
**[14:39] Kiki**
Oh, right.
**[14:42] Kiki**
Do you want to train, too?
**[14:44] Akagami**
Huh?
**[14:45] Yuzuki**
What?
**[14:46] Akagami**
Are you sure?
**[14:47] Kiki**
You looked like you were about to force
yourself on Yuzuki-san out of frustration
**[14:51] Kiki**
unless I allowed you to train with her.
**[14:53] Akagami**
Did I? I'm so sorry!
**[14:57] Akagami**
Do I have the right to train, though?
**[15:01] Akagami**
I'm still in debt.
**[15:03] Kiki**
What are you talking about?
**[15:04] Kiki**
I've seen all the efforts
you've made at the temple.
**[15:09] Kiki**
Hold your head high.
You haven't been wasting your time here.
**[15:17] Yuzuki**
It'd be encouraging to have a training partner.
**[15:22] Akagami**
Then I gratefully accept your offer.
**[15:24] Kiki**
Good.
**[15:25] Akagami**
Yuzuki-san, I look forward
to training with you.
**[15:28] Yuzuki**
Let's do our best, Akagami-kun.
**[15:29] Akagami**
Indeed.
**[15:34] Mia**
E-Excuse me!
**[15:35] Akagami**
Mia-san?
**[15:36] Mia**
Will you allow me to train with you?
**[15:39] Kagura**
Go, go.
**[15:41] Yuzuki**
What?
**[15:42] Akagami**
You're going to train with us, Mia-san?
**[15:44] Akagami**
How truly encouraging!
**[15:45] Mia**
Really?
**[15:47] Akagami**
Yes, we'd love to have you.
**[15:48] Mia**
That's great!
**[15:50] Mia**
Anyway, thank you for training me.
**[15:53] Kiki**
Uh, sure.
**[15:55] Akagami**
We have nothing to fear now!
**[16:00] Tsukuyo**
I'm home.
**[16:02] Tsukuyo**
You started training with Yuzu-nee?
**[16:06] Tsukuyo**
So you're Kiki-san's students now?
**[16:09] Mia**
Yes.
**[16:10] Akagami**
I suppose we are.
**[16:11] Tsukuyo**
I see. Which means...
**[16:16] Tsukuyo**
You'll undergo tokudo. It won't be easy.
**[16:20] Both**
Tokudo?
**[16:21] Tsukuyo**
What?
**[16:23] Kiki**
Oh, right.
**[16:25] Kiki**
I forgot to explain that part.
**[16:27] Both**
Master...
**[16:29] Kiki**
There are steps that must be taken
to become a head priest.
**[16:32] Kiki**
Before entering the training ground,
you must first undergo "tokudo."
***SIGN*** Tokudo
**[16:36] Kiki**
It involves studying sutras
and rituals under a master
***SIGN*** Reading Sutras and Other Texts
***SIGN*** How to Fold Work Clothes
**[16:40] Kiki**
and earning the right to become a priest.
***SIGN*** Workflow
**[16:42] Kiki**
Put simply, it's becoming a priest.
**[16:46] Both**
I see.
**[16:49] Akagami**
Wait, what? I hadn't become a priest yet?
**[16:53] Kiki**
No, you were just living at a temple.
**[16:57] Akagami**
Just living at a temple?
**[17:02] Mia**
What's wrong, Akagami?!
**[17:04] Akagami**
I was able to preserve my sanity
while living with women
**[17:08] Akagami**
because I thought I'd become a priest.
***SIGN*** Harem!!
***SIGN*** Debauchery!!
**[17:16] Akagami**
Now that I know that was a lie,
my worldly desires...
**[17:21] Mia**
Calm down, Akagami!
**[17:22] Kiki**
That's right. Calm down.
**[17:25] Mia**
Could you stop doing that, please?
***SIGN*** Squish
**[17:27] Kiki**
I'm teaching him to resist his worldly desires.
**[17:30] Mia**
I'll be the one to handle that!
**[17:35] Mia**
Oh, uh...
**[17:39] Akagami**
W-Was my path to enlightenment an illusion?
**[17:44] Yuzuki**
No, it wasn't.
**[17:47] Yuzuki**
Trying to achieve enlightenment
is the path to enlightenment itself.
**[17:52] Yuzuki**
That's the second rule to achieving
enlightenment, Akagami-kun.
**[17:56] Akagami**
Yuzuki-san...
**[17:57] Yuzuki**
Kiki-san, I completed six hours of teizu.
**[18:00] Kiki**
Oh? Let's see.
**[18:03] Yuzuki**
It was easier than I...
**[18:05] Kiki**
Poke, poke.
**[18:06] Yuzuki**
I'm ready to move on to
the next stage of training.
**[18:12] Yuzuki**
I can't...
**[18:14] Kiki**
You've still got a long way to go.
**[18:16] Kiki**
Come on, go chop some wood next.
**[18:21] Yuzuki**
Thank you for your instruction!
**[18:23] Akagami**
Yuzuki-san certainly is impressive.
**[18:26] Akagami**
She's made so much more progress than me.
**[18:28] Kiki**
Is that what you think?
**[18:34] Kiki**
Yuzuki hasn't undergone tokudo yet, either.
**[18:37] Both**
Huh?
**[18:37] Kiki**
Like you, she hasn't even become a priest yet,
**[18:42] Kiki**
though it sounds like she made
herself out to be more than she is.
**[18:44] Kiki**
If there's anything about her that
seems different, it's her mindset.
**[18:52] Kiki**
Normally, my students train for
a year before undergoing tokudo,
**[18:57] Kiki**
but she's attempting to do that in six months,
**[18:59] Kiki**
while attending school, no less,
**[19:02] Kiki**
so she can become a head priest
as quickly as possible.
**[19:07] Akagami**
And she's doing it to keep
Mikazuki Temple open.
**[19:11] Akagami**
I mustn't dawdle, either!
**[19:15] Akagami**
Yuzuki-san!
**[19:22] Akagami**
Let me join you!
**[19:26] Yuzuki**
Sure. I've been waiting for you to ask.
**[19:29] Akagami**
Yuzuki-san—
**[19:31] Mia**
But you said we'd fight together.
**[19:35] Akagami**
What? I wasn't trying to cut you out.
**[19:38] Akagami**
Of course you can join us. Right?
**[19:42] Akagami**
Let's master chopping wood
together and undergo tokudo.
**[19:46] All**
Yeah!
**[19:49] Kiki**
Chopping wood has nothing
to do with tokudo, though.
**[19:52] Kiki**
Well, whatever.
**[19:54] Kurage**
Kiki-san and Yuzuki-oneechan, we have a guest.
**[19:58] Hoan**
Pardon the intrusion.
**[20:00] Kiki**
Yikes.
**[20:00] Yuzuki**
Hoan-san?
**[20:06] Both**
Oh...
**[20:08] Tsukuyo**
That's Yuzu-nee's fiance?
**[20:10] Kurage**
Why do you suppose he's here?
**[20:12] Akagami**
I have no idea.
**[20:14] Kurage**
What? Didn't he come to get down and dirty?
**[20:17] Tsukuyo**
Kurage?!
**[20:18] Kurage**
They're engaged, right?
They have an adult relationship.
**[20:21] Kagura**
My, my.
**[20:23] Tsukuyo**
Yuzu-nee would never do anything
like that. Right, Akagami?
**[20:27] Akagami**
Is he using his engagement to
Yuzuki-san to do things with her?!
**[20:31] Tsukuyo**
She would?!
**[20:33] Kagura**
They're doing special training,
mostly with their lower bodies.
**[20:36] Mia**
They're doing what? How very intriguing.
**[20:39] Kurage**
I think I'll watch until they're done
since I'm so worried about them.
**[20:43] Tsukuyo**
Why do you all seem to be enjoying this?!
**[20:46] Hoan**
You're Yuzuki-san's family, aren't you?
**[20:50] Hoan**
I apologize for suddenly dropping in.
**[20:52] Hoan**
I just had to see the temple
and family she was so proud of.
**[20:56] Tsukuyo**
Oh, uh... yes.
**[20:59] Hoan**
I had some business to attend to, as well.
**[21:01] Hoan**
Akagami-kun, was it?
**[21:03] Hoan**
Do you have a moment?
**[21:07] Hoan**
Well, well.
**[21:09] Hoan**
This is even worse than I thought.
**[21:11] Yuzuki**
I'm sorry.
**[21:14] Kiki**
If you've got a problem with it, then leave.
**[21:16] Yuzuki**
What? Kiki-san, you got changed, too?
**[21:18] Akagami**
*Why was I invited to this meeting?*
**[21:21] Hoan**
You haven't changed at all, Kiki.
**[21:24] Hoan**
Aoba Yuzuki-san, I heard you
haven't entered the priesthood yet.
**[21:28] Yuzuki**
No.
**[21:29] Kiki**
So what if she hasn't? You wanna go, huh?
**[21:33] Yuzuki**
Kiki-san, what's gotten into you?!
**[21:36] Kiki**
You'll be surprised to learn
that I've become her master.
**[21:39] Kiki**
I'll turn her into a priest in just six months.
**[21:44] Yuzuki**
Uh, Kiki-san?!
**[21:46] Hoan**
That will be too late.
**[21:49] Hoan**
You will undergo tokudo within three months.
**[21:55] Kiki**
What are you talking about?
**[21:57] Kiki**
You know how strict our sect's tokudo is.
**[22:00] Hoan**
If you can't, then I'd like to
call off our engagement.
***SIGN*** Next Time
What Color Is Your Underwear?
**[23:45] Kurage**
Tsukuyo-oneechan, what's your favorite color?
**[23:47] Tsukuyo**
Pink, I guess. Light blue is good, too.
**[23:50] Tsukuyo**
I also like red. It's the color of passion.
**[23:52] Kurage**
How bold of you.
**[23:54] Kurage**
By the way, what are you wearing today?
**[23:56] Tsukuyo**
Hold on, what are we talking about?
# E7 - What Color Is Your Underwear?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GQJUGVND8/what-color-is-your-underwear)
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**[00:01] Kiki**
Starting today, we'll begin
preparing for tokudo in earnest.
**[00:05] Kiki**
Are you ready?
**[00:07] All**
Yes!
**[00:08] Kiki**
Let's show that rotten priest a thing or two.
**[00:11] Both**
Yes!
**[00:12] Kiki**
Now let me ask you this.
**[00:14] Kiki**
What color is your underwear?
**[00:21] Kiki**
White? Or another color?
**[00:24] Yuzuki**
Kiki-san, we're short on time.
Can you take this seriously?
**[00:27] Kiki**
Oh, I'm super serious.
**[00:29] Kiki**
Training is meant to return your body
and mind to a blank white state.
**[00:35] Kiki**
Even a simple undergarment
must follow certain rules.
**[00:38] Kiki**
It must be a plain and unadorned white.
**[00:41] Akagami**
I don't own white underwear
since I wear boxers.
**[00:45] Yuzuki**
Mine are in the wash.
**[00:47] Mia**
I only have red and black underwear.
**[00:49] Both**
Red and black?
**[00:51] Mia**
What? Why are you so shocked?
**[00:55] Kiki**
So you don't have any on hand...
**[00:58] Kiki**
We have no choice, then.
**[00:59] Kiki**
Today, you'll train commando.
***SIGN*** Episode 7:
What Color Is Your Underwear?
**[02:38] Mia**
This makes me so anxious.
**[02:40] Mia**
Yuzuki-san, does it not bother you,
being made to do something so outrageous?
**[02:45] Yuzuki**
I-It's a little embarrassing, but I can handle
it if I imagine it's part of my training.
**[02:56] Akagami**
Kiki-san...
**[02:57] Akagami**
Thank you.
**[02:57] Akagami**
I hate you.
**[02:59] Kiki**
That's an impressive trick.
**[03:02] Kiki**
We'll begin with zazen.
**[03:04] Kiki**
Straighten your posture and calm your mind.
**[03:09] Kiki**
No matter what kind of thoughts
enter your mind,
**[03:12] Kiki**
you must not be distracted by them.
**[03:15] Kiki**
Fail, and I'll whack your
shoulder with a kyosaku.
***SIGN*** Kyosaku
**[03:22] Akagami**
* Thank you. This is exactly the*
* kind of training I was hoping for.*
**[03:29] Akagami**
*Mouth loosely closed, eyes half-open.*
**[03:33] Akagami**
*Breathe slowly through the nose.*
**[03:46] Akagami**
*This is zazen.*
**[03:49] Akagami**
* Unblinded by worldly thoughts,*
* simply sensing the air around me.*
**[03:57] Akagami**
* This must be what it means*
* to have a calm mind.*
***SIGN*** QUIVER
QUIVER
**[04:24] Kiki**
What's wrong, Akagami? Get up.
**[04:29] Kiki**
Next, we'll copy sutras.
**[04:31] Kiki**
Write each and every character carefully.
**[04:35] Akagami**
* I made a foolish mistake earlier,*
* but this shouldn't be a problem.*
**[04:40] Kiki**
Oh? You're good at this, Akagami.
**[04:44] Akagmi**
I used to work part-time
at a calligraphy school.
**[04:47] Kiki**
Good handwriting is worth
a lot as a head priest.
**[04:52] Kiki**
Why don't you give Yuzuki some tips?
I'm stepping out for a moment.
**[05:03] Akagami**
Yuzuki-san, the way you're holding the brush is...
**[05:10] Akagami**
lewd!
**[05:11] Yuzuki**
Lewd?!
**[05:12] Akagami**
Oh, I'm sorry! First, your thumb should be—
**[05:17] Mia**
Oh, jeez. Here, have a tissue...
***SIGN*** Crotch
***SIGN*** No Underwear
**[05:23] Mia**
I-I'll clean that up for you.
**[05:25] Akagami**
Mia-san?!
**[05:29] Mia**
It's okay, it's okay.
**[05:31] Akagami**
Mia-san, stop! No more!
**[05:35] Akagami**
Ow!
**[05:37] Akagami**
What?! Why only me?!
**[05:39] Akagami**
Ow!
**[05:44] Mia**
Um...
**[05:46] Mia**
All we did today was get in your way.
**[05:49] Akagami**
Our deepest apologies.
**[05:52] Yuzuki**
It's okay.
**[05:54] Yuzuki**
But you know...
**[05:57] Yuzuki**
Maybe you two should take your time
instead of accommodating me.
**[06:00] Akagami**
No, it's fine!
**[06:04] Both**
We even bought white underwear!
**[06:06] Mia**
And bras!
**[06:09] Akagami**
Now we're good to go.
**[06:10] Mia**
Nice work, Akagami!
**[06:10] Yuzuki**
Uh, okay.
**[06:11] Yuzuki**
*These two are sort of similar.*
**[06:15] Yuzuki**
Well, let's get plenty of rest
so we can try again tomorrow.
**[06:18] Both**
Got it!
**[06:21] Akagami**
We're back!
**[06:24] Kiki**
Starting today, the three
of you will sleep here.
**[06:28] Kiki**
During your training, each of you
will sleep on a single tatami mat.
**[06:32] Kiki**
It can't hurt to start getting used to it now.
**[06:35] Akagami**
I can't sleep like this!
**[06:38] Mia**
All we get are futons on the floor?!
**[06:39] Yuzuki**
Don't men and women typically
sleep separately, Kiki-san?
**[06:43] Yuzuki**
Huh? Kiki-san?!
**[06:45] Akagami**
There!
**[06:45] Akagami**
This should allow us to sleep!
**[06:47] Yuzuki**
That's it!
**[06:49] Mia**
Nice thinking, Akagami!
**[06:56] (Flashback) Kiki**
What do you think you're doing?
**[06:58] (Flashback) Kiki**
What need is there for her
to rush her tokudo so much?
**[07:02] (Flashback) Hoan**
Three months from now,
a sect meeting will be held at this temple.
***SIGN*** Sect Meeting
**[07:09] (Flashback) Hoan**
It was a decision made by the higher-ups.
***SIGN*** Sect Meeting
**[07:11] (Flashback) Kiki**
Wha?!
***SIGN*** Sect Meeting
**[07:14] (Flashback) Hoan**
Please, don't let my engagement go to waste.
**[07:24] Kiki**
Sheesh.
**[07:28] Kiki**
We'll have to resort to drastic measures.
***SIGN*** Mikazuki Temple
**[07:38] Both**
None of us got a wink of sleep...
**[07:43] Kiki**
Today, I'm thinking of putting you through
a slightly different kind of training.
**[07:54] Kiki**
It's also a reward for all the
hard work you've put in thus far.
**[07:57] Both**
A reward?!
***SIGN*** Sauna
***SIGN*** ~The Day After~
***SIGN*** Accepting
Reservations
**[08:03] Akagami**
Why are we at a sauna?
A mixed-gender one, no less?
**[08:07] Kiki**
You're not enjoying this?
**[08:09] Akagami**
I am, which is the problem...
**[08:13] Kiki**
It's a bit of a drastic measure.
**[08:15] Kiki**
You must face your worldly thoughts
**[08:17] Kiki**
and develop a resistance to the opposite sex.
**[08:21] Kiki**
And to do that, well, you know...
**[08:25] Kiki**
You must experience it.
**[08:26] Akagami**
Experience what?!
**[08:27] Yuzuki**
Let's do our best, Akagami-kun.
**[08:29] Yuzuki**
We're sure to fail our tokudo in three months
if this is enough to make us complain.
**[08:35] Akagami**
You're right, Yuzuki-sa—
**[08:38] Yuzuki**
I'll be okay.
**[08:40] Mia**
Me, too!
**[08:57] Akagami**
*My mind is full of worldly thoughts!*
**[09:00] Akagami**
*Will this really help me overcome them?*
**[09:07] Yuzuki**
I-It's a little cramped in here.
**[09:09] Akagami**
S-Sorry.
**[09:11] Mia**
A-Akagami?
**[09:18] Akagami**
I'm sorry, Mia-san!
**[09:20] Mia**
I-I'm fine, Akagami.
**[09:22] Mia**
But... could you turn off the lights?
**[09:27] Akagami**
You're not fine at all!
**[09:31] Akagami**
This isn't right, Mia-san.
**[09:33] Mia**
You're right. We can't keep
holding back Yuzuki-san's progress.
**[09:38] Akagami**
L-Let's discuss the results
of our training so far.
**[09:43] Yuzuki**
Y-Yeah.
**[09:45] Akagami**
Yesterday, we copied sutras and practiced zazen.
**[09:48] Yuzuki**
Does us sleeping together
count as training, too?
**[09:52] Mia**
Now that you mention it,
**[09:54] Mia**
I noticed something while
we were sleeping yesterday.
**[09:57] Akagami**
What was it?
**[09:58] Mia**
I have an Adam's apple fetish!
**[10:03] Mia**
The way yours bulges is just divine!
**[10:06] Akagami**
That has nothing to do with enlightenment!
**[10:11] Mia**
Have I done it again?
**[10:13] Mia**
H-How was it for you, Akagami?
**[10:16] Akagami**
W-Well, last night...
**[10:21] Akagami**
I was rock-hard all night long!
**[10:23] Mia**
How very masculine of you!
**[10:26] Akagami**
I can't believe I just said that!
**[10:28] Mia**
Yuzuki-san is bright red!
**[10:33] Akagami**
*Why? The worldly thoughts keep coming!*
**[10:35] Akagami**
* At this rate, I'll earn Yuzuki-san's disgust*
* and lose the right to undergo tokudo!*
**[10:41] Yuzuki**
I see.
**[10:44] Akagami**
What?!
**[10:45] Yuzuki**
I see what Kiki-san is up to.
**[10:48] Yuzuki**
She wanted us to experience... makyo!
**[10:54] Both**
Makyo?!
***SIGN*** Makyo
**[10:57] Akagami**
Has the heat finally gotten
to Yuzuki-san's head?
**[11:00] Mia**
Is it because I annoyed her?
**[11:02] Yuzuki**
There's nothing wrong with me!
"Makyo" is a Buddhist term!
**[11:06] Priest**
Holy am I, alone throughout heaven and earth.
**[11:08] Priest**
Actually, I'm hungry.
I want attention from women.
**[11:10] Yuzuki**
Makyo is the excited state that occurs
**[11:10] Priest**
I want to sleep. I want to slack off...
**[11:13] Yuzuki**
when your latent worldly thoughts and desires
**[11:17] Yuzuki**
come to the surface during intense training.
**[11:25] Yuzuki**
If you can overcome it, you'll cease to
be controlled by your worldly thoughts.
**[11:26] Priest**
Enlightenment.
**[11:29] Akagami**
What?! So that's what Kiki-san
wanted us to experience!
**[11:34] Yuzuki**
Yeah, probably.
**[11:36] Mia**
Then, Yuzuki-san, it's your turn next.
**[11:39] Yuzuki**
Huh?
**[11:40] Mia**
Well, go on! Reveal to us all your erotic words!
**[11:44] Yuzuki**
Don't act like we're here to share dirty jokes!
**[11:47] Mia**
Come on, come on!
**[11:50] Yuzuki**
U-Uh, I...
**[11:53] Mia**
Come on, come on!
**[11:56] Yuzuki**
*I can't tell them.*
**[11:58] Yuzuki**
* I can't tell them I've been thinking*
* about Akagami-kun naked—*
**[12:01] Yuzuki**
*or rather, a specific part of his body.*
**[12:03] Yuzuki**
* I can't tell them the things I saw at the*
* love hotel keep replaying in my head.*
**[12:09] Yuzuki**
* And I certainly can't tell them I've thought*
* about what might've happened next.*
**[12:17] Yuzuki**
Well...
**[12:20] Yuzuki**
I don't think I have any worldly thoughts.
**[12:24] Both**
What?!
**[12:25] Akagami**
You've already overcome makyo and
entered a state of perfect selflessness?
**[12:28] Mia**
I knew you could do it, Yuzuki-san!
**[12:31] Yuzuki**
Uh, y-yeah.
**[12:33] Akagami**
Then you've successfully
completed your training.
**[12:36] Mia**
We should report this to Kiki-san.
**[12:40] Yuzuki**
* I can't tell them, because*
* this is a personal problem*
**[12:43] Yuzuki**
*that has nothing to do with my training.*
**[12:48] Yuzuki**
* I can't tell them that watching them*
* get along makes me feel...*
**[12:48] Mia**
This must be what they mean
by perfect selflessness.
**[12:51] Akagami**
You're right.
**[12:55] Yuzuki**
*uneasy.*
**[12:58] Kiki**
You did something a little
different for your training,
**[13:01] Kiki**
but it looks like it worked.
**[13:03] All**
Yes!
**[13:05] Akagami**
I feel like I've come to understand
my own worldly thoughts better.
**[13:07] Kiki**
That's good to hear.
**[13:10] Kiki**
Even if you achieve enlightenment,
your worldly thoughts will remain,
**[13:14] Kiki**
which is why you must face them
rather than run from them.
**[13:18] Akagami**
I see.
**[13:19] Kiki**
If anyone says they don't have
worldly thoughts, then...
**[13:25] Kiki**
they're the biggest and quietest perv of all.
**[13:35] Yuzuki**
I'm not dirty!
***SIGN*** A virtuous man loves the mountains.
**[13:55] Kiki**
You've made some substantial improvements.
**[13:58] Yuzuki**
Thank you.
**[14:04] Kiki**
Let's take the afternoon off.
**[14:05] Yuzuki/Akagami**
What?
**[14:06] Yuzuki**
But why, Kiki-san?
**[14:07] Mia**
Yeah, why?
**[14:08] Akagami**
We're just getting started with our training.
**[14:10] Kiki**
Calm down. Pushing yourself because you're
in a hurry will only result in injuries.
**[14:15] Yuzuki**
But...
**[14:17] Kiki**
"Set aside fame and fortune."
**[14:19] Kiki**
You know what that means, don't you, Yuzuki?
***SIGN*** Set Aside Fame and Fortune
**[14:25] Both**
Set aside... what?
**[14:26] Yuzuki**
It means stop thinking about gains and losses,
**[14:32] Yuzuki**
and focus on the things around you.
**[14:35] Yuzuki**
I guess it's the third rule to
achieving enlightenment.
**[14:39] Yuzuki**
In other words,
resting is part of our training.
**[14:43] Mia**
I'm gonna hang out with Kagura
since I haven't in a while.
**[14:47] Akagami**
But...
**[14:50] Akagami**
I can't believe we're taking today off.
**[14:53] Yuzuki**
What's wrong, Akagami-kun?
**[14:56] Akagami**
Today is December 24th.
**[14:59] Akagami**
In other words, Christmas Eve.
**[15:01] Yuzuki**
What? Akagami-kun, you don't like Christmas?
**[15:05] Akagami**
Every Christmas, my father would try to
divide his time between all his lovers.
**[15:12] Akagami**
And every year, a bloodbath
would break out at our house.
**[15:17] Yuzuki**
Yikes.
**[15:19] Akagami**
Christmas scares me.
It's a horrifying holiday.
**[15:23] Yuzuki**
Uh...
**[15:25] Yuzuki**
In that case, Akagami-kun...
**[15:29] Yuzuki**
Why don't the two of us go out together?
**[15:36] Yuzuki**
Tomorrow, we're throwing a
Christmas party with the others.
**[15:39] Akagami**
What? Even though we live at a temple?
**[15:42] Yuzuki**
Yeah. And we'll be exchanging presents,
so let's choose ours together.
**[15:48] Akagami**
G-G-Got... Got it!
**[15:51] Yuzuki**
What's wrong with you, Akagami-kun?!
**[15:53] Akagami**
* Going out together on Christmas Eve*
* carries too much meaning.*
**[15:57] Akagami**
*Not only that, but I'm with Yuzuki-san.*
**[16:02] Akagami**
*Christmas songs and lights everywhere.*
**[16:05] Akagami**
*The entire town seems to be in good spirits.*
**[16:08] Akagami**
*Damn you, Christmas Eve!*
**[16:11] Akagami**
*But I'll never bend to your will!*
**[16:14] Yuzuki**
Let's go, Akagami-kun.
**[16:17] Akagami**
Okay!
**[16:19] Yuzuki**
This way.
**[16:21] Yuzuki**
What do you think of this?
**[16:24] Yuzuki**
So cute.
**[16:31] Akagami**
Hooray, hooray!
**[16:35] Akagami**
*This is too much fun!*
**[16:40] Akagami**
*So this is the power of Christmas Eve.*
**[16:43] Akagami**
*I require much more training.*
**[16:45] Yuzuki**
Have you chosen your present yet?
**[16:47] Akagami**
Huh? Er, no.
**[16:49] Akagami**
I'm not sure what to buy.
**[16:53] Yuzuki**
You don't need to think about it that hard.
**[16:56] Akagami**
You think so?
**[16:57] Yuzuki**
Buy whatever you'd want to give
that expresses your gratitude
**[17:00] Yuzuki**
for everything people do for you.
**[17:04] Akagami**
I see.
**[17:05] Yuzuki**
Oh, I know. There's actually
a shop I'd recommend.
***SIGN*** Buddhist Goods Specialty Store
***SIGN*** ~Tsukishita~
***SIGN*** Buddhist Goods Specialty Store
***SIGN*** ~Tsukishita~
**[17:13] Akagami**
A Buddhist goods store?
**[17:15] Yuzuki**
Yeah. My senpai's family runs the shop.
**[17:19] Yuzuki**
Since they sell stuff we use
every day at the temple,
**[17:22] Yuzuki**
it might be easier to find something.
**[17:25] Akagami**
I see.
**[17:29] Akagami**
Prayer beads...
**[17:31] Yuzuki**
Is that what you're getting?
**[17:32] Akagami**
No, I just don't have any.
**[17:35] Yuzuki**
Oh, right. I only have informal beads.
**[17:39] Akagami**
Informal?
**[17:40] Yuzuki**
There are formal and informal prayer beads.
***SIGN*** Informal Prayer Beads
***SIGN*** Current
standard!
***SIGN*** Formal Prayer Beads
***SIGN*** 108
beads!
**[17:44] Yuzuki**
Formal beads are used for important
occasions such as the tokudo ceremony.
**[17:49] Akagami**
Ah.
**[17:51] Yuzuki**
But they're pretty expensive.
**[17:55] Yuzuki**
I'll have to borrow Kiki-san's or my parents'
beads for my tokudo ceremony.
**[17:58] Akagami**
I see.
**[18:00] Yuzuki**
I'll become a proper priest soon
and buy my own beads.
**[18:06] Mari**
Don't buy them "someday." Buy them now.
**[18:09] Yuzuki**
Mari-san!
**[18:10] Mari**
Welcome, Yuzukin.
**[18:12] Yuzuki**
It's good to see you again.
This is Akagami-kun.
**[18:15] Akagami**
Nice to meet you.
**[18:16] Yuzuki**
This is my senpai, Mari-san.
**[18:18] Mari**
Hello.
**[18:19] Mari**
If you're looking for prayer beads,
we've got some nice ones.
**[18:23] Mari**
His and her prayer beads.
**[18:25] Akagami**
What? Those exist?
**[18:28] Mari**
Of course. After all, at Buddhist weddings,
**[18:32] Mari**
the couple exchanges
prayer beads instead of rings.
**[18:34] Akagami**
They do?
**[18:36] Yuzuki**
I guess that's not common knowledge.
**[18:38] Mari**
We've got other products for couples,
like for marriage and fertility.
**[18:44] Yuzuki**
Why do you keep showing us those products?
**[18:47] Mari**
Because you're a couple, aren't you?
**[18:49] Akagami**
A coup—
**[18:49] Yuzuki**
No, it's not like that.
**[18:52] Mari**
You're not?
**[18:54] Mari**
But you're here together on Christmas Eve.
**[18:57] Mari**
I thought you were on a date.
**[19:06] Akagami**
*What? Did she just realize that?!*
**[19:10] Akagami**
Um, it really isn't like that between us.
**[19:14] Mari**
Really?
**[19:16] Mari**
There's nothing at all?
**[19:17] Akagami**
N-No.
**[19:19] Mari**
But Yuzukin's blushing.
She must feel something, right?
**[19:22] Akagami**
Huh?!
**[19:23] Yuzuki**
Don't look at me, Akagami-kun!
**[19:26] Mari**
Yuzukin went all-out today.
**[19:29] Mari**
Normally, she dresses more casually.
**[19:33] Mari**
She's even wearing makeup today.
**[19:37] Mari**
And she must be happy,
because she's even gained some—
**[19:40] Yuzuki**
Mari-san, I'd like this, please!
**[19:42] Mari**
Sure, thanks for shopping.
**[19:44] Yuzuki**
It's really not like that, okay?!
***SIGN*** Join us!
***SIGN*** Prayer bead making experience!
***SIGN*** 1,000 yen~
***SIGN*** Ages 5 and up
**[19:46] Mari**
Yeah, yeah.
**[19:47] Yuzuki**
Jeez!
**[19:52] Yuzuki**
Akagami-kun, have you chosen a present yet?
**[19:54] Akagami**
Yes, thanks to you.
**[19:59] Yuzuki**
I'm glad.
**[20:02] Akagami**
*Was Yuzuki-san trying to cheer me up?*
**[20:10] Akagami**
Yuzuki-san, I'm excited for tomorrow.
**[20:15] Yuzuki**
Me, too, Akagami-kun.
**[20:21] Tsukuyo**
It's Christmas already.
**[20:24] Kurage**
The year flew by.
**[20:26] Tsukuyo**
Don't you think it's been
a little too hectic recently?
**[20:30] Kurage**
So much has changed.
I'm even steadily becoming an adult.
**[20:36] Tsukuyo**
If anything's changed, it's Mia.
**[20:39] Mia**
Is my training paying off?
**[20:42] Both**
You've gotten sexier.
**[20:43] Mia**
What?!
**[20:45] Tsukuyo**
You seemed so fastidious at first.
***SIGN*** Show some skin?
Preposterous!
**[20:46] Mia**
Castrate him.
***SIGN*** Pay for your
insolence with
your life!
**[20:48] Kurage**
But now I hardly recognize you.
**[20:50] Tsukuyo**
Your clothes have changed.
**[20:53] Kurage**
There's more emphasis on your curves.
**[20:55] Mia**
Well, it's not on purpose!
**[20:58] Tsukuyo**
Sorry, sorry.
**[21:00] Tsukuyo**
It's a good look on you, and we know
there's no indecent reason for it.
**[21:03] Mia**
I just want Akagami to look at my boobs!
**[21:07] Tsukuyo**
That *is* an indecent reason!
**[21:09] Mia**
No, it's not.
**[21:11] Kurage**
You've gotten pretty pervy, too.
**[21:13] Tsukuyo**
No, I haven't!
**[21:16] Kurage**
And Yuzuki-oneechan is a quiet perv.
**[21:23] Kagura**
My, my. I suppose he's changed all of us.
**[21:30] Kagura**
The four of us used to plan how to drive
Akagami-san out of the temple.
**[21:36] Mia**
You're right.
**[21:38] Kurage**
The biggest change was probably
Akagami-san's arrival.
**[21:43] Tsukuyo**
Now none of us want to get rid of him.
**[21:47] Mia**
Yeah.
**[21:57] Kagura**
Akagami-san is such an interesting person.
**[22:05] Kagura**
He's a real nuisance.
**[22:08] Kagura**
I'll stamp him out.
**[23:45] Kagura**
Question: what can be found
dangling in the middle of the body?
***SIGN*** Next Time
Seeing a Turtle Is Good Luck
**[23:49] Mia**
It's sometimes thick and sometimes thin, right?
**[23:52] Tsukuyo**
Whoa, Mia!
**[23:53] Mia**
And doing it alone is a sign of adulthood.
# E8 - Seeing a Turtle Is Good Luck
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G50UZXK28/seeing-a-turtle-is-good-luck)
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**[00:03] Yuzuki**
We may run a temple,
but we're throwing a Christmas party.
**[00:11] All**
Let's get this party started!
**[00:15] Yuzuki**
That said, officially,
this is just an end-of-year party.
**[00:19] All**
Okay.
***SIGN*** Episode 8:
Seeing a Turtle Is Good Luck
**[01:57] Akagami**
* Today is a great opportunity for me*
* to repay everyone for their kindness.*
**[02:01] Akagami**
*I'll begin by having them taste my specialties.*
**[02:06] Akagami**
*And then...*
***SIGN*** BOOM
**[02:07] Akagami**
* I'll give this present I secretly bought*
* to the magnanimous Yuzuki-san.*
**[02:13] Yuzuki**
He said he prepared a feast.
**[02:14] Tsukuyo**
I'm sure it's primarily root vegetables.
**[02:17] Akagami**
Thank you for waiting.
**[02:21] All**
Meat!
***SIGN*** Meat
**[02:23] Yuzuki**
Akagami-kun?!
**[02:25] Tsukuyo**
Where'd you get this meat?!
**[02:27] Akagami**
I have a connection through an old job of mine.
**[02:29] Akagami**
Today's a special day, after all.
***SIGN*** GRAB
**[02:31] Kurage**
Marry me, Akagami-san.
***SIGN*** PBBBT
**[02:35] Akagami**
I'm honored. Once you're grown up, Kurage-san.
**[02:39] Yuzuki**
Akagami-kun, don't!
**[02:40] Tsukuyo**
Kurage's serious! Don't agree to it!
**[02:43] Akagami**
Now then, everyone...
***SIGN*** CLAP
**[02:45] All**
Let's eat!
**[02:49] Akagami**
Take your time and eat your fill.
**[02:51] Akagami**
There's more over here.
**[02:52] ?**
It looks so good!
**[02:57] Yuzuki**
Now that our bellies are full,
why don't we exchange presents?
**[03:01] All**
Okay!
**[03:02] Akagami**
* The time has come for me to*
* convey my gratitude to Yuzuki-san.*
***SIGN*** TIE
**[03:07] Akagami**
Yuzuki-san, what are you doing?
**[03:10] Yuzuki**
Getting ready to exchange presents.
**[03:12] Yuzuki**
We pull these ropes to see
who we're giving our gifts to.
**[03:16] Akagami**
*Oh, no! Our gift exchange is randomized?*
**[03:20] Akagami**
*This is my first Christmas party.*
**[03:23] Akagami**
* I was planning to give each*
* person their gift separately.*
**[03:25] Akagami**
*Is there anything I can do about this?*
**[03:27] Yuzuki**
Tie these around your gifts, everyone.
***SIGN*** STOP
***SIGN*** TIE
**[03:31] All**
Huh?
**[03:32] Mia**
Huh?
**[03:34] Tsukuyo**
Mia, we don't do the
"I'm your gift" thing in Japan.
**[03:37] Mia**
You don't?!
***SIGN*** TIE
**[03:40] Tsukuyo**
What are you doing?
***SIGN*** ORGAN
**[03:42] Akagami**
I thought I'd give someone
an organ of their choosing.
***SIGN*** Worth about 5 million yen
**[03:44] Both**
That's terrifying! Nobody wants that!
**[03:46] Akagami**
Then what should I do?
**[03:48] Mia**
Same for me!
**[03:49] Tsukuyo**
You didn't bring gifts? Fine, then.
**[03:53] Tsukuyo**
Why don't you use these?
***SIGN*** For 1 Day
***SIGN*** Will Do Whatever
You Ask: Akagami
***SIGN*** Good For 1 Year
**[03:55] Akagami**
I hadn't thought of that!
**[03:56] Mia**
Oh, yeah!
***SIGN*** TWITCH
**[03:58] Yuzuki**
Does everyone have their ropes?
**[04:00] All**
Yeah!
**[04:01] Yuzuki**
Ready, and...
**[04:05] Kurage**
I got gloves.
**[04:06] Tsukuyo**
That's my gift.
**[04:08] Kurage**
Thank you.
**[04:09] Tsukuyo**
You're welcome.
***SIGN*** Whatever I ask...
**[04:11] Kurage**
But I would've preferred Akagami-san's.
**[04:13] Tsukuyo**
What did you want to make Akagami do?
**[04:16] Akagami**
By the way, which rope
did you draw, Tsukuyo-san?
***SIGN*** For
the
Princess
**[04:20] Tsukuyo**
A kokeshi?
**[04:21] Yuzuki**
That's my gift.
**[04:22] Tsukuyo**
Th-Thanks.
***SIGN*** Sounds like her...
**[04:24] All**
*Sounds like her.*
***SIGN*** High
***SIGN*** Low
***SIGN*** Off
***SIGN*** VRRR
**[04:32] Tsukuyo**
Yuzu-nee, this kokeshi is
a different kind of kokeshi!
***SIGN*** KAPOK
**[04:34] Yuzuki**
I'm opening mine.
**[04:36] Tsukuyo**
Yuzu-nee!
**[04:38] Yuzuki**
A piece of paper?
***SIGN*** Marriage
Registration
***SIGN*** Wife's Name
***SIGN*** Aoba Kurage
***SIGN*** Husband's Name
**[04:40] Kurage**
I wish Akagami-san had gotten mine.
**[04:42] Tsukuyo**
Kurage, we're holding a family meeting later.
**[04:45] Akagami**
Looks like I drew my own gift.
***SIGN*** For 1 Day
***SIGN*** Will Do Whatever
You Ask: Akagami
***SIGN*** Good For 1 Year
**[04:48] Mia**
Me, too.
**[04:50] Kagura**
Oh, so did I. Akagami-san,
why don't we exchange gifts?
***SIGN*** Invitation to Nirvana
**[04:55] Akagami**
What's this?
**[04:56] Kagura**
A DVD of dirty photos of Mia-san.
**[05:02] Mia**
Kagura!
**[05:04] Kagura**
What have you done?! When did you take those?!
***SIGN*** HEH HEH HEH
**[05:08] Yuzuki**
It must be a joke. I'm sure
Akagami-kun wouldn't look at them.
***SIGN*** HEH HEH HEH
***SIGN*** GULP
**[05:14] Yuzuki**
Hand it over.
**[05:16] Akagami**
But...
**[05:16] Yuzuki**
Hand it over.
**[05:18] Akagami**
Understood.
**[05:20] Kagura**
Like Yuzuki-san said, that was a joke.
**[05:23] Kagura**
This my actual gift.
**[05:26] Yuzuki**
What is it?
***SIGN*** Tsukimurakumo
Baths Free Pass
***SIGN*** Mixed and Family
Baths Available
**[05:27] Kagura**
Free passes to a hot spring inn.
***SIGN*** Tsukimurakumo
Baths Free Pass
***SIGN*** Mixed and Family
Baths Available
**[05:30] All**
What?!
**[05:31] Kagura**
They operate 24 hours a day, 365 days a year,
***SIGN*** Tsukimurakumo
Baths Free Pass
***SIGN*** Mixed and Family
Baths Available
**[05:35] Kagura**
and they're just around the corner.
**[05:38] Yuzuki**
I had no idea such a miraculous place existed!
***SIGN*** Tsukimurakumo
Baths Free Pass
***SIGN*** Mixed and Family
Baths Available
**[05:40] Kagura**
I have enough for everyone.
**[05:43] Tsukuyo**
Let's head there after this!
**[05:45] Yuzuki**
Thank you so much, Kagura!
**[05:47] Kagura**
No problem.
**[05:48] Kagura**
All of you are always doing so much for me.
**[05:52] Kagura**
Don't worry about it.
**[05:54] Akagami**
There's cake for dessert, everyone.
**[05:58] All**
Christmas is awesome!
**[06:11] Yuzuki**
Thanks for making the offering with me.
**[06:13] Akagami**
It's no problem at all.
**[06:15] Akagami**
I've never had such a fun Christmas.
**[06:17] Yuzuki**
I'm glad.
**[06:19] Akagami**
I suppose every Christmas
must've been like this for you.
**[06:23] Yuzuki**
It hasn't been, actually.
**[06:25] Akagami**
Huh?
**[06:26] Yuzuki**
Our dad moved out,
and our mom left for the head temple.
**[06:31] Yuzuki**
Nobody smiled like they have today.
**[06:40] Yuzuki**
But they've been smiling since you came here.
**[06:49] Yuzuki**
It's probably all because of you.
**[06:53] Akagami**
Yuzuki-san...
**[06:55] Yuzuki**
I'm grateful, you know.
**[06:58] Yuzuki**
So, um...
**[07:03] Akagami**
*This is my golden opportunity!*
**[07:07] Both**
I got a Christmas present for you!
**[07:09] Both**
Huh?
**[07:11] Yuzuki**
You, too?
**[07:12] Akagami**
You did, too?
**[07:14] Yuzuki**
Can I open it?
**[07:15] Akagami**
May I?
**[07:20] Yuzuki**
Is this from Mari-san's shop?
**[07:22] Akagami**
The prayer bead workshop?
**[07:26] Yuzuki**
Does that mean we both went at different times?
**[07:29] Akagami**
We just missed each other.
***SIGN*** The workshop?
***SIGN*** Uh-huh
**[07:30] Yuzuki**
No wonder Mari-san was smiling so much.
**[07:36] Yuzuki**
We've exchanged our gifts, then. Thank you.
**[07:38] Akagami**
Yes. Thank you.
**[07:42] Yuzuki**
We exchanged prayer beads...
**[07:47] (Flashback) Mari**
At Buddhist weddings, the couple
exchanges prayer beads instead of rings.
**[08:00] Yuzuki**
Uh...
**[08:03] Akagami**
Um...
**[08:08] Kiki**
There you are.
**[08:10] Yuzuki**
Kiki-san!
**[08:10] Yuzuki**
Wh-Where have you been?
**[08:13] Yuzuki**
The Christmas party is already over.
**[08:16] Kiki**
There's a problem with your
tokudo ceremony, Yuzuki.
**[08:18] Akagami**
A problem?
**[08:20] Yuzuki**
Do I lack the necessary skills?
**[08:22] Kiki**
No, the problem is with the location.
**[08:25] Kiki**
The ceremony is held at the temple
the candidate trains at.
**[08:28] Kiki**
In other words, it'd be in the
main hall of this temple.
**[08:31] Akagami**
Okay...
**[08:32] Kiki**
Several important members of the
sect attend the ceremony, as well.
**[08:35] Kiki**
And the temple where the ceremony
is held is subject to an inspection.
**[08:42] Kiki**
Sometimes the sect meeting itself is called off
depending on the results of the inspection.
**[08:47] Kiki**
But...
***SIGN*** Duct Tape
***SIGN*** Mikazuki Temple
**[08:54] Yuzuki**
We can't afford to repair...
**[08:56] Akagami**
...the temple's principal figure!
***SIGN*** The critical moment.
***SIGN*** Tsukimurakumo
***SIGN*** Baths
**[09:04] Kagura**
This is it.
**[09:12] Kiki**
We'll figure something out.
**[09:15] Kiki**
Let's enjoy ourselves for now.
**[09:18] Kagura**
Don't worry about the cost.
**[09:20] Kagura**
These tickets are all expenses paid.
**[09:22] Akagami**
What?!
**[09:23] Kagura**
We can even stay overnight.
**[09:25] Akagami**
Say what?!
***SIGN*** Mixed and Family Baths Available
**[09:33] All**
Welcome.
**[09:34] Akagami**
They're kneeling to greet us?!
**[09:36] Kagura**
It's just your imagination.
***SIGN*** SOB SOB
***SIGN*** Tsukimurakumo
***SIGN*** Manager
**[09:39] Akagami**
Is that the manager? He seems to be cry—
**[09:41] Kagura**
It's just your imagination.
**[09:43] Kagura**
Okay, everyone. Get your towels at the
front desk so we can enter the hot springs.
**[09:49] All**
Okay!
**[09:51] All**
The entrance is over here.
**[09:53] Akagami**
When's the last time I visited a hot spring?
***SIGN*** Akagami-sama's Personal
***SIGN*** Three times as good!
**[09:56] Akagami**
What's that?
***SIGN*** Akagami-sama's Personal
***SIGN*** Three times as good!
**[10:02] Akagami**
So I'm going this way, then?
**[10:04] Akagami**
Ah, a welcoming drink.
**[10:06] Akagami**
Thank you.
**[10:11] Akagami**
How very stimulating...
**[10:13] Akagami**
Huh?
**[10:18] Akagami**
Uh... If you'll excuse me...
**[10:20] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** 3-Day
Virility Drink
**[10:22] Manager**
I'm sorry.
**[10:26] Tsukuyo**
Come on, Yuzu-nee.
**[10:28] Mia**
Let me see.
**[10:31] Yuzuki**
What?
**[10:32] Tsukuyo**
Please.
**[10:33] Mia**
Just once.
**[10:35] Yuzuki**
Sheesh...
**[10:37] Yuzuki**
Just once, okay?
***SIGN*** CLENCH
***SIGN*** BUMP
**[10:42] Tsukuyo**
Even your biceps are cute.
**[10:45] Mia**
How do these skinny arms
produce such superhuman strength?
**[10:48] Yuzuki**
Don't call it superhuman.
**[10:50] Kiki**
Chopping wood builds muscle.
**[10:53] Mia**
So Yuzuki-san will become
jacked someday, too?!
**[10:55] Tsukuyo**
I should develop a little more muscle, too.
**[10:59] Kurage**
Yes, since your breasts have gotten fatter.
**[11:00] Tsukuyo**
Kurage, don't phrase it like that.
**[11:02] Tsukuyo**
Besides, I wouldn't want them
to get any bigger...
***SIGN*** SMILE
**[11:08] Kurage**
Then give them to me!
**[11:09] Kurage**
Give 'em!
**[11:10] Tsukuyo**
Ow, ow! You'll tear them off!
***SIGN*** OW OW OW
**[11:12] Yuzuki**
Now, now. No roughhousing.
**[11:22] Yuzuki**
Wow, what an incredible hot spring.
**[11:26] Tsukuyo**
And we've got the whole place
to ourselves! Score!
**[11:30] Mia**
This is impressive.
**[11:35] Tsukuyo**
That *is* impressive.
**[11:36] Mia**
What is?
**[11:37] Yuzuki**
You really are beautiful, Mia.
**[11:39] Mia**
Huh?!
**[11:40] Tsukuyo**
You look like a totally different
person with your hair down.
**[11:43] Mia**
Th-Thank you.
**[11:45] Mia**
You've all got fantastic bodies
that Akagami would like.
**[11:49] Yuzuki**
Th-Thanks?
**[11:51] Tsukuyo**
We're all second to her, though.
**[11:55] Kiki**
What a nice hot spring.
**[11:57] Yuzuki**
How does she have such a nice body
when she lives so indulgently?
**[12:00] Mia**
Wow, Master!
**[12:02] Mia**
Huh?!
***SIGN*** SQUISH
SQUISH
**[12:03] Kiki**
You're not too bad yourself, Mia.
**[12:06] Mia**
Master...
**[12:07] Kiki**
I'm a woman, but even I
find your body attractive.
**[12:10] Kiki**
Oh, dear. I'm straying from
the path of enlightenment.
***SIGN*** WAAAH
***SIGN*** SQUISH SQUISH SQUISH
**[12:16] Tsukuyo**
Okay, quit screwing around and
get in the bath. You'll catch a cold.
**[12:27] Yuzuki**
Hey, where's Kagura, anyway?
**[12:30] Mia**
She's always slow getting
dressed and undressed.
**[12:33] Tsukuyo**
Speaking of Kagura...
**[12:35] Tsukuyo**
She always has her camera.
What's she taking pictures of?
**[12:39] Yuzuki**
*Is it dirty pictures?*
**[12:41] Tsukuyo**
Don't you ever wonder why she came to a temple?
**[12:44] Yuzuki**
Well, it's our policy not to ask.
**[12:48] Mia**
She's always been by my side.
**[12:52] Mia**
We've known each other since grade school.
***SIGN*** Erotic...
***SIGN*** Mia-san!
**[12:55] Mia**
When I was isolated from others...
**[12:56] Young Kagura**
Mia-san!
**[12:59] Young Kagura**
I pitched a tent.
***SIGN*** I pitched a tent.
**[12:59] Mia**
When I ran away from home after
an argument with my parents...
**[13:03] Mia**
And when I came to Japan, too.
She was always right there with me.
**[13:07] Tsukuyo**
Come to think of it,
you were pretty quiet at first.
**[13:11] Mia**
I was nervous at the start.
**[13:14] Yuzuki**
Now you speak more than her.
**[13:16] Tsukuyo**
Kagura never says much about herself.
She seems secretive.
**[13:21] Mia**
She's certainly mysterious.
There's a lot I don't know about her, too.
**[13:26] Mia**
But I can say this for certain.
**[13:29] Mia**
Kagura would never betray me.
**[13:32] Mia**
After all, we're best friends.
**[13:39] Akagami**
*Mia-san, I can hardly believe my luck.*
**[13:42] Akagami**
*So, what is everyone doing in my personal bath?*
**[13:45] Akagami**
* I was so surprised that I hid without thinking,*
* and now I look like a peeping Tom.*
**[13:50] Akagami**
*Not only that...*
**[13:51] Akagami**
* but I have so much vitality, I couldn't*
* come out of hiding even if I wanted to!*
**[13:55] Kurage**
Kiki-san, am I attractive, too?
**[13:57] Kiki**
Uh, sure.
**[13:59] Akagami**
*I must escape without them noticing.*
***SIGN*** SMILE
**[14:06] Akagami**
*She noticed!*
***SIGN*** STARE
**[14:09] Akagami**
*It's over.*
**[14:13] Akagami**
*Huh?*
**[14:14] Kagura**
Sorry I'm late.
**[14:17] Akagami**
*Did Kagura-san figure out what's going on?*
**[14:21] Akagami**
*What an angel.*
**[14:22] Akagami**
*Now's my chance.*
**[14:24] Kagura**
By the way, what would you all do
if Akagami-san were peeping on us?
**[14:31] Mia**
I'd peep on—
**[14:32] Both**
I'd be mad.
**[14:34] Mia**
Huh?
**[14:35] Kagura**
You're right. Not only is it a crime,
**[14:38] Kagura**
but it's a sign of questionable character.
**[14:40] Kagura**
A terrible act like that destroys trust.
**[14:44] Kagura**
We'd have to kick him out immediately.
**[14:46] Akagami**
*Of course you would!*
**[14:49] Yuzuki**
But we'd have to talk it out first.
**[14:54] Tsukuyo**
Considering what he's like, there
would have to be some reason for it.
**[14:58] Mia**
That's right. You still don't
understand Akagami, Kagura.
**[15:04] Yuzuki**
Though I'd probably be mad
since it's embarrassing.
**[15:08] Akagami**
*Akagami Akemitsu, you fool!*
**[15:11] Akagami**
* After they've given you so much trust,*
* how dare you doubt them for even a moment?!*
**[15:17] Akagami**
*I should come out and announce my presence.*
**[15:19] Akagami**
*I'm sure they'll understand.*
**[15:20] Kagura**
You all have such special
feelings for Akagami-san.
**[15:26] Tsukuyo**
Well, not special, exactly...
**[15:28] Yuzuki**
Yeah. We've been through a lot together.
**[15:30] Mia**
They sure are special!
**[15:31] Kagura**
That sounds like a wonderful thing. Right?
**[15:35] Akagami**
Hello, everyone!
**[15:38] Akagami**
It's me, Akagami!
**[15:44] Akagami**
Huh?
**[15:45] Akagami**
Eek!
**[15:47] Kiki**
They seeing a turtle at the
end of the year is good luck.
**[15:50] Kurage**
A turtle?
***SIGN*** Reflecting on His Actions
**[15:54] Yuzuki**
I see. So it was an unfortunate accident.
***SIGN*** Reflecting on His Actions
**[15:57] Akagami**
Yes.
**[15:58] Yuzuki**
But it's also true that
you were hiding for a while.
**[16:02] Akagami**
Yes.
**[16:03] Kiki**
C'mon, that's enough.
He did announce his own presence.
**[16:07] Yuzuki**
I do think that was commendable, but...
**[16:11] Yuzuki**
Well...
***SIGN*** FIDGET FIDGET FIDGET
**[16:13] Yuzuki**
It really was commendable.
**[16:15] Tsukuyo**
Even more strapping than before.
**[16:18] Mia**
So very manly.
**[16:20] Akagami**
Th-Thank you.
**[16:23] Yuzuki**
Well, shall we go?
**[16:25] Tsukuyo**
We're not staying?
**[16:26] Yuzuki**
We can't leave the temple empty for long.
**[16:29] Kagura**
Do you mind if I stay here?
**[16:32] Kagura**
I didn't get to soak for long enough.
**[16:34] Mia**
Then I'll stay, too!
I want to see more of the ryokan!
**[16:38] Yuzuki**
That's fine.
**[16:40] Akagami**
Well, I should go, too.
**[16:43] Kagura**
Akagami-san, I believe you should take
another dip in the bath, as well.
**[16:47] Akagami**
Actually, I was thinking about heading back to—
**[16:50] Kagura**
You're leaving looking like that *down there*?
**[16:54] Akagami**
I'll stay here!
**[17:00] Akagami**
Indoor baths are nice, too.
**[17:02] Akagami**
Anyway, this thing is refusing to go down.
**[17:06] Kagura**
Shall I make it go down?
**[17:08] Akagami**
Yes, please.
**[17:14] Akagami**
Kagura-san?! Wh-Wh-What are you doing here?!
**[17:17] Akagami**
I'll get out right away!
**[17:18] Kagura**
I'm not letting you get away.
**[17:25] Kagura**
Calming it down is a simple task.
**[17:28] Kagura**
I'll lead you to enlightenment.
**[17:36] Kagura**
Just give in.
**[17:39] Akagami**
Destroy all worldly desires!
**[17:48] Kagura**
You really are a persistent person.
**[17:51] Kagura**
I tried so many ways to make you
give in to your desires, too.
**[17:56] Akagami**
Eh?
**[17:57] Kagura**
I reserved the whole inn,
planned that prank in the hot spring,
**[18:01] Kagura**
and drugged you with an aphrodisiac
disguised as a welcoming drink.
**[18:04] Akagami**
*So that's why this is happening.*
**[18:07] Kagura**
My attempts to seduce you haven't worked,
either. I don't know what to do anymore.
**[18:11] Akagami**
Wait a minute!
**[18:13] Akagami**
Why would you do that?
**[18:15] Kagura**
I'm exterminating a pest.
**[18:17] Akagami**
Huh?
**[18:19] Kagura**
I'm asking you, Akagami-san,
to leave Mikazuki Temple.
**[18:24] Kagura**
You're in the way of realizing my plan.
**[18:28] Akagami**
What plan?
**[18:29] Kagura**
The reason I came to Japan.
**[18:32] Kagura**
My plan to raise an erotic queen.
***SIGN*** Training Plan
***SIGN*** Erotic Queen
**[18:37] Kagura**
According to my plan, while living in Japan...
***SIGN*** International Exchange
(Intercourse)
***SIGN*** Nocturnal (Sexual)
**[18:41] Kagura**
Mia-san would have sexual intercourse
with at least one hundred men.
**[18:46] Akagami**
Th-That's insane!
**[18:48] Kagura**
Mia-san is the rightful heir
of the Christoph family.
**[18:52] Akagami**
Kagura-san?
**[18:53] Kagura**
As the great woman leading
the erotic family, she—
**[18:56] Akagami**
Kagura-san, excuse me...
**[18:58] Kagura**
Excuse *me*. I'm speaking.
**[19:00] Akagami**
I'm sorry, but I can't keep up.
**[19:03] Kagura**
I thought my plan would go swimmingly.
**[19:07] Kagura**
I never thought you and Mia-san would
bond over suppressing your desires.
**[19:14] Akagami**
W-Wait a minute. Mia-san doesn't
like her family's philosophy, so—
**[19:18] Kagura**
That's right.
**[19:20] Akagami**
So why would you do that?
**[19:21] Kagura**
Why do you think?
**[19:23] Kagura**
Why would I assist with such a plan?
**[19:29] Akagami**
Kagura-san, have you been
betraying Mia-san from the...
**[19:35] Akagami**
...start?
**[19:36] Mia**
My friend... my very best friend...
and A-A-Akagami!
**[19:43] Mia**
Should I get involved?
**[19:46] Kagura**
One, two, three.
**[19:49] Mia**
Zzz.
**[19:51] Akagami**
Mia-san?!
**[19:58] Kagura**
One, two, three.
**[20:00] Akagami**
Kagu—
**[20:00] Akagami**
Zzz.
**[20:05] Kagura**
The first thing I learned was how to smile.
**[20:11] Kagura**
My family name is Baldwin.
**[20:16] Kagura**
The Baldwin family is linked
to the Cristoph family.
**[20:20] Kagura**
We work secretly in the shadows
for the light that is the Christophs.
**[20:26] Kagura**
Do you understand?
**[20:29] Akagami**
No.
**[20:30] Kagura**
I could never betray the Christophs.
**[20:32] Kagura**
Being born a Baldwin means
being their obedient dog.
**[20:38] Akagami**
Then why don't we do this?
**[20:40] Kagura**
What?
**[20:41] Akagami**
It's not too late to start.
**[20:43] Akagami**
Help Mia-san fight against
the fetters of her family.
**[20:49] Kagura**
I knew you were an interesting person.
**[20:51] Kagura**
Akagami-san, why do you
work at Mikazuki Temple?
**[20:56] Akagami**
Because I owe them money.
**[20:59] Kagura**
What will you do after you've repaid your debt?
**[21:05] Akagami**
After...
**[21:06] Kagura**
Will you go on to become a head priest?
**[21:09] Kagura**
Or will you move out of
the temple and get a job?
**[21:12] Kagura**
Why did you even come to
Mikazuki Temple in the first place?
**[21:17] Akagami**
To defeat the worldly desires that have
long made the Akagami family suffer.
**[21:23] Kagura**
So you ran away from home, then?
**[21:30] Kagura**
You and Mia-san are just running away.
**[21:33] Kagura**
While Yuzuki-san is facing her
family head-on, too. How rude.
**[21:38] Akagami**
I...
**[21:40] Kagura**
Let's make a deal, Akagami-san.
**[21:43] Akagami**
A deal?
**[21:44] Kagura**
I shall take on all your debt.
**[21:50] Kagura**
I'll even pay to have the temple's
principal figure repaired.
**[21:53] Akagami**
Wh-Why would you do that?
**[21:56] Kagura**
You could save Mikazuki Temple
very easily if you'd just move out.
**[22:05] Kagura**
Think about it.
**[23:45] Kurage**
Slap, slap.
***SIGN*** Next Time
Pounding Mochi Is Dirty
**[23:46] Both**
Boing, boing.
**[23:48] Kurage**
Slap, slap.
**[23:49] Both**
Boing, boing.
**[23:51] Kurage**
Slap, slap.
**[23:52] Tsukuyo**
Flat, flat?
**[23:53] Kurage**
Flat, flat?
**[23:56] Both**
Boing, boing!
# E9 - Jealousy
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GWDU8EV9N/jealousy)
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**[00:09] (Flashback) Kagura**
You could save Mikazuki Temple
very easily if you'd just move out.
***SIGN*** Episode 9:
Pounding Mochi Is Dirty
**[01:57] Yuzuki**
There we go.
**[02:00] Akagami**
I see this temple pounds mochi
at the end of every year.
**[02:03] Yuzuki**
We make a whole bunch and
hand them out to our supporters.
**[02:06] Yuzuki**
Let's get this open.
**[02:10] Yuzuki**
We'll split into two groups and get to work.
**[02:12] All**
Okay!
**[02:14] Akagami**
I'll be on Team Tsukuyo-san and Kurage-san.
**[02:17] Tsukuyo**
'Kay.
**[02:18] Kurage**
Nice.
**[02:20] Akagami**
* This is part of my training, as well.*
* I must work diligently.*
**[02:24] Kurage**
Hey, Akagami-san.
**[02:27] Kurage**
Pounding mochi is dirty, isn't it?
**[02:31] Tsukuyo**
Where did that come from?!
**[02:33] Akagami**
Isn't this a traditional activity?!
**[02:35] Kurage**
But the reason people pound mochi...
**[02:38] Tsukuyo**
It's a fertility thing, right?
That doesn't make it dirty.
**[02:41] Akagami**
You've got a cute imagination.
**[02:43] Kurage**
The mallet represents the man,
and the mortar represents the woman.
**[02:48] Kurage**
And the two of them go slap, slap.
***SIGN*** SLAP
***SIGN*** SLAP
**[02:51] Akagami**
Kurage-san, stop!
***SIGN*** SLAP
***SIGN*** SLAP
**[02:52] Tsukuyo**
You're making this really uncomfortable!
**[02:54] Kurage**
Huh?
**[02:55] Akagami**
Shall we switch roles?
**[02:57] Tsukuyo**
Yeah.
**[02:59] Kurage**
But that's not normal.
**[03:01] Tsukuyo**
What do you want us to do, then?!
**[03:03] Akagami**
*Don't lose your composure, Akagami Akemitsu.*
**[03:06] Akagami**
*Just focus on the mochi in front of you.*
**[03:09] Tsukuyo**
Here we go.
**[03:13] Tsukuyo**
Ready, and...
**[03:14] Kurage**
Slap, boing.
**[03:16] Kurage**
Slap, boing.
**[03:18] Kurage**
Slap, boing.
**[03:22] Tsukuyo**
Don't forget to knead the mochi, Akagami.
**[03:25] Akagami**
Forgive me! I don't know where to knead.
**[03:29] Tsukuyo**
What?
**[03:30] Tsukuyo**
Should we switch back, then?
**[03:32] Akagami**
*I can't believe I mixed up mochi with breasts.*
**[03:36] Akagami**
*This time, I won't get distracted.*
**[03:40] Kurage**
Akagami-san, look at those
three big mochi in a row.
**[03:44] Akagami**
What?
**[03:45] Akagami**
Three?
***SIGN*** Mochi 1
***SIGN*** Mochi 1
***SIGN*** Mochi 2
***SIGN*** Mochi 3
***SIGN*** Mochi 2
***SIGN*** Mochi 3
**[03:51] Akagami**
Destroy all worldly desires!
**[03:52] Tsukuyo**
You blinded yourself?!
**[03:54] Tsukuyo**
I'll handle this, Akagami! Go wash your eyes!
**[03:57] Akagami**
Got it.
**[04:03] Kurage**
Here.
**[04:04] Akagami**
Thank you.
**[04:06] Akagami**
Kurage-san, why did you make that joke?
**[04:10] Kurage**
The one about boobs?
**[04:11] Akagami**
Yes, the one about boobs.
**[04:13] Kurage**
Because I thought you'd like it.
**[04:15] Akagami**
But I'm not...
**[04:17] Kurage**
Would you have preferred Yuzuki-oneechan's?
**[04:20] Akagami**
No, no, no!
**[04:21] Kurage**
Or mine, maybe?
**[04:24] Kurage**
Why are you laughing?
**[04:26] Akagami**
I should go help Mia-san and Kagura-san next.
**[04:32] Kurage**
I want to be an adult now.
**[04:36] Akagami**
Where are Mia-san and Kagura-san?
**[04:38] Mia**
Thanks for waiting. I've changed
into my mochi pounding uniform.
**[04:43] Mia**
Pounding mochi is associated
with the rabbit in the moon.
**[04:45] Mia**
A rabbit ended up on the moon when it
offered its own flesh to the hungry Buddha.
**[04:52] Mia**
By pounding mochi,
**[04:53] Mia**
we call upon the noble rabbit's soul
and experience the importance of food.
**[04:59] Mia**
And this is that ceremony's formal attire!
***SIGN*** BA-NI-I
***SIGN*** Complete Collection
of Penances
**[05:01] Kagura**
It's known as Bunny Penance:
Mochi Pounding Version.
**[05:04] Akagami**
That's a real thing?!
***SIGN*** BA-NI-I
***SIGN*** Complete Collection
of Penances
**[05:06] Akagami**
But performing penance
dressed like that can't be easy.
**[05:09] Mia**
D-Don't stare.
**[05:12] Mia**
It's embarrassing.
**[05:17] Akagami**
Mia-san, you'll catch a cold dressed like that.
**[05:20] Kagura**
I brought a stove.
**[05:23] Akagami**
So warm.
**[05:25] Kagura**
Let's begin.
**[05:26] Akagami**
*I couldn't stop it!*
**[05:32] Akagami**
Why are we sharing one haori?
**[05:34] Kagura**
To stay warm and prevent wardrobe malfunctions.
**[05:37] Mia**
It's so warm.
**[05:38] Akagami**
It certainly is warm, but...
**[05:41] Kagura**
Now firmly grasp her chest over
her clothes so nothing slips out.
**[05:44] Akagami**
I don't think this is how this normally works!
**[05:47] Kagura**
In Shared Haori Penance,
a man and a woman share a single haori.
**[05:52] Mia**
This is getting me hot and bothered,
but let's do our best, Akagami.
**[05:56] Akagami**
Now that it's come to this...
**[05:58] Mia**
Akagami?!
**[06:00] Akagami**
* I will grasp not Mia-san's*
* breasts or the mallet,*
**[06:03] Akagami**
*but lift Mia-san herself and pound!*
**[06:07] Akagami**
*Lift and pound!*
**[06:11] Akagami**
*Lift and pound!*
**[06:14] Akagami**
*Lift and pound!*
**[06:16] Akagami**
*All right, this'll work.*
**[06:17] Akagami**
*Lift and pound!*
**[06:20] Akagami**
We did it, Mia-san! This method is—
**[06:23] Mia**
Akagami's holding me from
behind in his big, sexy arms...
**[06:30] Akagami**
Oh, no! We should take a break.
**[06:32] Tsukuyo**
Do you need me to do it for you?
**[06:35] Akagami**
Tsukuyo-san...
**[06:36] Akagami**
Another bunny?!
**[06:39] Tsukuyo**
I can't believe you're blackmailing me
into wearing this by threatening
**[06:42] Tsukuyo**
to tell everyone about our kiss.
**[06:44] Akagami**
Did I say that?
**[06:46] Akagami**
I didn't, right? Tell me I didn't.
I don't remember saying—
**[06:48] Kurage**
Akagami-san?
**[06:50] Kurage**
Why am I the only one wearing
an animal costume?
**[06:54] Kurage**
Tell me. Why? Well? Why?
**[06:57] Akagami**
* This is bad. I'm surrounded by rabbits,*
* a symbol of sexual desire.*
**[07:02] Akagami**
*My worldly desires are running rampant.*
**[07:04] Yuzuki**
What are you doing, Akagami-kun?
**[07:07] Akagami**
Yuzuki-san?!
**[07:08] Yuzuki**
What happened?
I was only gone for a few minutes.
**[07:11] Akagami**
Yuzuki-san, this is, um...
**[07:15] Yuzuki**
I can't believe you made Mia dress like that.
**[07:17] Yuzuki**
Tsukuyo and Kurage, too.
**[07:20] Yuzuki**
What's going on here?
**[07:23] Akagami**
Yuzuki-san, you're going
to break my shoulder...
**[07:27] Yuzuki**
Dressing like a rabbit is penance?
**[07:31] Yuzuki**
I've never heard of that
kind of penance before.
**[07:34] Akagami**
Does that mean the Complete
Collection of Penances is fake?
**[07:39] Akagami**
*She's actually trying to get me kicked out.*
**[07:48] Akagami**
Thank you for waiting.
**[07:49] Tsukuyo**
Vegetable miso soup!
**[07:52] Akagami**
Since it's cold today,
I made something that will warm us up.
**[07:55] Tsukuyo**
So good.
**[07:57] Kurage**
So warm.
**[07:59] Akagami**
Huh? Where's Kiki-san?
**[08:01] Yuzuki**
Maybe she's in her room.
**[08:03] Akagami**
I see.
**[08:04] Akagami**
I'll go take her food to her.
**[08:06] Yuzuki**
Thanks, Akagami-kun.
**[08:09] Mia**
Vegetable miso soup was created by
**[08:12] Mia**
a clothes-washer named Ken-chan
who served the dish to a monk, and...
**[08:21] Akagami**
Kiki-san.
**[08:23] Kiki**
Oh, it's you.
**[08:25] Kiki**
You came all the way out here?
You must be cold.
**[08:27] Akagami**
I could say the same thing.
I brought you dinner.
**[08:30] Kiki**
Thank you.
**[08:32] Kiki**
Care for a drink?
**[08:34] Akagami**
Oh, um... Yes, please.
**[08:40] Kiki**
You really are a good cook.
**[08:44] Akagami**
You don't have to drink out here.
**[08:46] Kiki**
I like the view from here.
**[08:50] Akagami**
The view?
**[08:58] Kiki**
You're quite the drinker.
**[09:00] Akagami**
I haven't had anything to drink
since those mixers.
**[09:04] Kiiki**
Yuzuki's tokudo ceremony is coming up soon.
**[09:07] Kiki**
I'm grateful to you, Akagami.
**[09:09] Akagami**
But we still have no idea how we're
going to pay to repair the principal figure.
**[09:14] Kiki**
No, but once we clear this hurdle,
**[09:19] Kiki**
Yuzuki will be closer to her dream
of taking over Mikazuki Temple.
**[09:23] Kiki**
After that, she'll just have to
discover this temple's true form.
**[09:28] Akagami**
Its true form?
**[09:30] Kiki**
Taking over the temple isn't the finish line.
**[09:33] Kiki**
It's the starting point.
**[09:38] Kiki**
What will you do once Yuzuki
has undergone tokudo?
**[09:41] Akagami**
Huh?
**[09:42] Kiki**
Will you keep working here
**[09:45] Kiki**
or undergo tokudo yourself, continue your
training, and become a head priest?
**[09:49] Kiki**
Yuzuki will become the
head priest of this temple.
**[09:51] Kiki**
When that day comes,
I'll be leaving this place.
**[09:57] Kiki**
I'm sure Yuzuki would find it very encouraging
if someone like you stayed with her.
**[10:05] Kiki**
After all, you're so great,
I wish I could take you with me
**[10:08] Kiki**
when I go to take over my own family's temple.
**[10:10] Akagami**
Running a temple with you
sounds like an interesting path.
**[10:15] Kiki**
Then will you work for me?
**[10:18] Kiki**
I'll make it worth your while.
**[10:20] Kiki**
Serving me for life sounds like
a pretty good deal, doesn't it?
**[10:25] Akagami**
A-Are you drunk, Kiki-san?
**[10:28] Akagami**
I should go take a bath. Excuse me.
***SIGN*** Start like a virgin,
then strike like a fleeing rabbit.
***SIGN*** Sato
Shrine
***SIGN*** Corn
***SIGN*** Baby Castella Cakes
***SIGN*** Takoyaki
**[10:53] Yuzuki**
Okay, everyone.
**[10:55] Tsukuyo**
Happy...
**[10:56] Mia**
...New...
**[10:57] Kurage**
...Year.
**[10:59] All**
Yeah!
**[11:01] Akagami**
Keep your voices down, everyone.
**[11:04] Yuzuki**
Sorry. Were we too loud?
**[11:05] Akagami**
We don't know who might
be watching. Wear these.
**[11:11] Yuzuki**
What are these?
**[11:13] Akagami**
Disguises.
***SIGN*** Temple VS Shrine
***SIGN*** Bloody History
**[11:14] Akagami**
After all, we're in enemy territory.
**[11:17] Yuzuki**
That's a violent thought!
**[11:19] Yuzuki**
I know temples and shrines have a tumultuous
history, but we get along just fine now.
**[11:24] Yuzuki**
There was even a time when
we had Shinto-Buddhist syncretism.
***SIGN*** Shinto-Buddhist Syncretism
***SIGN*** Buddhism
***SIGN*** Shinto
**[11:26] Yuzuki**
There was no distinction
between Buddhism and Shinto then.
**[11:30] Mia**
Huh...
**[11:31] Tsukuyo**
You worry too much, Akagami.
**[11:41] Akgami**
Do you need something?
**[11:42] Tsukuyo**
I wore my long sleeves today.
Don't you have anything to say?
**[11:45] Akagami**
Oh, forgive me.
**[11:47] Tsukuyo**
I don't really mind, but you
should tell girls they look cute.
**[11:52] Akagami**
You look very cute, Tsukuyo-san!
**[11:54] Akagami**
Exceptionally cute! Incredibly cute!
**[11:57] Akagami**
So cute you're more than just cute!
**[12:01] Tsukuyo**
That's enough!
**[12:02] Akagami**
Why did she get mad at me?
**[12:09] Akagami**
Kurage-san, are you writing on an ema?
**[12:11] Kurage**
Yeah.
**[12:12] Akgami**
You're looking extra cute today.
**[12:16] Kurage**
Tsk, tsk, Akagami-san.
**[12:18] Kurage**
You should compliment a grown woman
by telling her she's beautiful.
**[12:21] Akagami**
I see.
**[12:23] Priest**
We're handing out candy for the children.
**[12:25] Kurage**
Candy!
**[12:28] Kurage**
Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!
**[12:29] Akagami**
Kurage-san, you look beautiful.
**[12:32] Kurage**
Thanks.
**[12:37] Mia**
Akagami, I don't know how to draw a fortune.
**[12:41] Akagami**
You flip this upside-down,
***SIGN*** Fortunes
**[12:43] Akagami**
and the number that comes out of
the hole on the bottom is your fortune.
**[12:46] Mia**
Oh, thanks.
**[12:49] Akagami**
Mia-san, you look beautiful.
**[12:53] Mia**
Kimonos certainly are beautiful, aren't they?
**[12:56] Akagami**
That's not what I meant.
**[12:58] Mia**
Was that compliment directed at me?
**[13:01] Akagami**
Yes. Complimenting women
the right way is rather challenging.
**[13:05] Mia**
It's easy. Just directly tell her
what you find attractive about her.
**[13:10] Akagami**
Could you give me an example?
**[13:13] Mia**
Well...
**[13:20] Yuzuki**
Akagami-kun.
**[13:26] Yuzuki**
Are you okay?
**[13:30] Akagami**
You're beautiful.
**[13:31] Yuzuki**
Huh? Uh, thanks...
**[13:34] Akagami**
No, I messed up.
**[13:35] Akagami**
Mia-san taught me to say...
**[13:37] Akagami**
Please let me fu—I mean,
make love to you, Yuzuki-san!
**[13:40] Yuzuki**
You ruined it, Akagami-kun!
**[13:44] Akagami**
Everyone seems to be having fun.
**[13:46] Yuzuki**
It's the first time we've visited a shrine
on New Year's Day in a while.
**[13:48] Akagami**
Really?
**[13:50] Yuzuki**
Every year, all the end-of-year work
rolled over into New Year's Day.
**[13:56] Yuzuki**
But from now on, maybe we'll
get to come together every year.
**[14:01] Akagami**
I hope so.
**[14:06] Akagami**
* If I moved out, that would*
* solve all their money problems.*
**[14:11] Yuzuki**
I'll protect it.
**[14:12] Akagami**
Huh?
**[14:13] Yuzuki**
Mikazuki Temple is where
we belong. I'll protect it.
**[14:19] Akagami**
Yuzuki-san...
**[14:21] Yuzuki**
During my matchmaking meeting, I reached
my destination because I didn't give up.
**[14:27] Akagami**
*That's right. I swore an oath then.*
**[14:33] (Flashback) Akagami**
I'll support her.
**[14:40] Yuzuki**
Wait... Akagami-kun?
**[14:45] Kagura**
* Guiding Mia-san toward becoming*
* an erotic queen is my duty.*
**[14:51] Kagura**
*I thought it was a simple, boring task.*
**[14:57] (Flashback) Young Kagura**
Are you Mia Christoph-senpai?
**[15:01] (Flashback) Young Kagura**
Nice to meet you. I am Kagura Baldwin.
**[15:06] (Flashback) Young Kagura**
Let's be friends, Mia-senpai.
**[15:11] Kagura**
* But Mia-san was an*
* unbelievably rebellious child.*
**[15:16] (Flashback) Young Mia**
I'm on an erotic strike, Kagura!
**[15:19] (Flashback) Young Kagura**
I see.
**[15:20] (Flashback) Young Mia**
I'm making an erotic plan to run away, Kagura!
**[15:22] (Flashback) Young Kagura**
I see.
**[15:24] (Flashback) Young Mia**
I'm going to write non-erotic songs
and spread them everywhere, Kagura!
**[15:28] (Flashback) Young Kagura**
I see.
**[15:29] (Flashback) Young Mia**
I even came up with lyrics!
**[15:30] Kagura**
* Such a strange girl. Why is she so intent*
* on defying her family's philosophy?*
**[15:30] Young Mia**
Not-not-not erotic!
**[15:35] Kagura**
* She should do as they say.*
* It's easier to go with the flow.*
**[15:37] Young Mia**
Not-not—
**[15:39] Young Mia**
No, more like... Not-not-not erotic.
**[15:43] (Flashback) Mia'S Mother**
You want to send Mia to Japan?
**[15:45] (Flashback) Kagura**
Yes.
**[15:47] (Flashback) Mia'S Mother**
Why would we do that?
**[15:49] (Flashback) Kagura**
I tried various methods to guide her
toward becoming an erotic queen,
**[15:54] (Flashback) Kagura**
but Mia-san is still determined to
suppress her desires using reason.
**[15:59] (Flashback) Mia'S Mother**
Yes, it seems that way.
**[16:01] (Flashback) Kagura**
So living a chaste and painfully drab life
at a nunnery might stoke her appetite
**[16:07] (Flashback) Kagura**
and make her seek out men.
**[16:12] (Flashback) Mia'S Mother**
I see. It's reverse psychology.
**[16:15] (Flashback) Mia'S Mother**
Very well, I'll allow it.
**[16:17] (Flashback) Mia'S Mother**
But she must have sexual intercourse
with a hundred men while living in Japan.
**[16:24] (Flashback) Mia'S Mother**
You will capture her conquests on camera
**[16:27] (Flashback) Mia'S Mother**
and send the images to me
once every three days.
**[16:30] (Flashback) Mia'S Mother**
If I don't see results, I will make
both of you return immediately.
**[16:35] (Flashback) Kagura**
I understand.
**[16:40] (Flashback) Mia'S Mother**
May I ask you something?
**[16:44] (Flashback) Mia'S Mother**
You haven't become attached to her, have you?
**[16:50] Kagura**
No, of course not.
**[16:54] Kagura**
*That said...*
**[16:57] Kagura**
* It was impossible to immediately begin*
* sending photos once every three days.*
**[17:02] (Flashback) Kagura**
This will work for a little while.
**[17:06] Kagura**
*That's when he showed up.*
**[17:09] Kagura**
* I set Mia-san on him and succeeded in*
* gathering materials to use in my collages.*
**[17:15] Kagura**
*Everything is going smoothly.*
**[17:17] Kagura**
* Even the stubborn Mia-san*
* has become more cheerful.*
**[17:24] Kagura**
*But is she not genuinely in love with him?*
**[17:28] Kagura**
* Mia-san, mere friendship*
* or lust would be acceptable.*
**[17:34] Kagura**
*But genuine love is forbidden.*
**[17:38] Kagura**
Do you have your answer, Akagami-san?
**[17:42] Akagami**
I've given it a lot of thought,
and I think I should move out.
**[17:47] Akagami**
Both Mikazuki Temple and I need the money.
**[17:51] Kagura**
Yes, you do.
**[17:53] Akagami**
You've offered to take on my debt
and help pay to repair the principal figure.
**[17:57] Akagami**
An amazing offer like this won't
come around a second time.
**[18:00] Kagura**
That's exactly right.
**[18:02] Kagura**
*And the man Mia loves will disappear.*
**[18:05] Kagura**
*All is well.*
**[18:07] Kagura**
I'll send you the money once you move out.
**[18:11] Kagura**
What is it?
**[18:13] Akagami**
I appreciate your thoughtfulness, Kagura-san.
**[18:18] Akagami**
But I must decline!
**[18:20] Kagura**
What? You're refusing my generous offer?
**[18:24] Kagura**
On top of the debt your father left you,
**[18:27] Kagura**
you owe money for kissing Tsukuyo-san,
repairing that scooter and truck...
**[18:31] Akagami**
What? How do you know about all that?
**[18:33] Kagura**
And most importantly,
how are you going to pay to have
**[18:37] Kagura**
the principal figure repaired?
You're running out of time.
**[18:39] Kagura**
Do you have some kind of plan
to get out of this situation?
**[18:42] Akagami**
It's all right! I'll figure something out!
**[18:46] Kagura**
What makes you say that?
**[18:47] Akagami**
I've just got a feeling
everything will be fine.
**[18:50] Kagura**
You're just not facing reality.
**[18:53] Kagura**
Perhaps you should tone down
your meat-headedness.
**[18:56] Akagami**
I won't allow you to continue
insulting Yuzuki-san!
**[18:59] Kagura**
I'm talking about you.
**[19:01] Akagami**
It's true that our money problems would
be solved for the present if I moved out.
**[19:04] Akagami**
But that would merely be a temporary solution.
**[19:08] Kagura**
And you may eventually find yourself
facing the same situation again.
**[19:12] Akagami**
Yes.
**[19:13] Akagami**
Besides, I swore I'd support
Yuzuki-san, no matter what.
**[19:19] Akagami**
There must be something I can do.
**[19:21] Akagami**
So I don't want to run away.
**[19:25] Kagura**
*There's no point in continuing.*
**[19:28] Kagura**
I see. Then I'll withdraw my offer for now.
**[19:32] Kagura**
* Raising money isn't easy. I'm sure*
* he'll come back crying before long.*
**[19:36] Akagami**
Good.
**[19:38] Akagami**
Now I can keep my promise to Mia-san, too.
**[19:42] Akagami**
We swore we'd fight together.
**[19:45] Kagura**
What?
**[19:45] Akagami**
I can't betray her.
**[19:47] Kagura**
*Promise? Can't betray her?*
**[19:50] Kagura**
*How dare you?*
**[19:52] Kagura**
*You're in love with Aoba Yuzuki.*
**[19:56] Kagura**
* Mia-san may not realize it herself,*
* but she's genuinely in love with you.*
**[19:59] Kagura**
*But that love can never be.*
**[20:01] Kagura**
*What will she do once she realizes that?*
**[20:03] Kagura**
* She may be so deeply wounded*
* that she'll never get over it.*
**[20:10] Akagami**
Kagura-san?
**[20:11] Kagura**
Don't talk about Mia-san like you know her!
**[20:15] Kagura**
You can't even take responsibility for her!
**[20:16] Akagami**
You're openly expressing your anger!
**[20:19] Kagura**
What?!
**[20:20] Akagami**
I've never seen you so emotional before.
**[20:22] Kagura**
I'm not mad at all!
**[20:24] Akagami**
But you're even raising your voice.
**[20:27] Kagura**
I'm not raising my voice at all!
**[20:30] Kagura**
What's so funny?!
**[20:31] Akagami**
I'm relieved you can get
so upset on Mia-san's behalf.
**[20:35] Kagura**
I told you, I'm not upset.
**[20:38] Akagami**
You care about Mia-san more than
you care about her family circumstances.
**[20:44] Akagami**
Something seemed off to me
about you betraying Mia-san.
**[20:49] Kagura**
What are you talking about?
**[20:51] Akagami**
After all, when you smile at each other,
you seem genuinely happy.
**[20:58] Akagami**
This wasn't a betrayal. You acted
because you care so deeply about Mia-san.
**[21:04] Kagura**
N-No—
**[21:06] Akagami**
That's why you—
**[21:15] Kagura**
Ugh, I kicked something I shouldn't have.
***SIGN*** Antibacterial
Spray
**[21:18] Kagura**
I'm simply loyal to my job.
**[21:21] Kagura**
In the name of the Baldwin family,
I shall carry out my plan.
**[21:25] Kagura**
I don't know how you got confused.
**[21:35] Mia**
Kagura!
**[21:37] Kagura**
Thank you for waiting, everyone.
**[21:40] Mia**
Have you seen Akagami?
**[21:41] Kagura**
He's gone to sleep.
**[21:44] Yuzuki**
Good timing, Kagura.
**[21:47] Yuzuki**
Do you know any ways to make money quick?
**[21:52] Yuzuki**
I've been asking everyone for advice, but...
**[21:54] Kagura**
Uh...
**[21:56] Mia**
You can count on her.
My Kagura is highly dependable.
**[21:59] Mia**
After all, she and I are best friends.
We're practically the same person!
**[22:04] Mia**
Right, Kagura?
**[22:08] Kagura**
*Good grief.*
**[22:10] Kagura**
*I'm just doing my job.*
**[23:45] Kagura**
The flames of love are cackling.
***SIGN*** Next Time
I Just Got a Little Excited
**[23:47] Tsukuyo**
You mean "crackling."
**[23:49] Kagura**
Your heart is crackling for Akagami-san.
**[23:51] Tsukuyo**
My heart's not pounding for Akagami!
**[23:53] Tsukuyo**
I just got... a little excited.
**[23:56] Kagura**
Then let's hear you sing about it.
# E10 - I Just Got a Little Turned On
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GG1U24WMM/i-just-got-a-little-turned-on)
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**[00:12] Yuzuki**
Akagami-kun, you're awake.
**[00:14] Akagami**
Yes. I feel as though I've died and been reborn.
**[00:19] Yuzuki**
As in reincarnated?
**[00:20] Akagami**
I feel refreshed.
**[00:22] Akagami**
Nothing could scare me now.
**[00:24] Yuzuki**
Well, don't push yourself.
**[00:26] Yuzuki**
Kiki-san and I are going out,
but Mia and Kagura are up.
**[00:31] Yuzuki**
Wait, why do you look terrified?!
**[00:34] Mia**
Good morning, Akagami.
**[00:36] Akagami**
Good morning, Mia-san. Where is everyone else?
**[00:40] Mia**
Tsukuyo-san and Kurage-san are still asleep.
**[00:43] Mia**
Kagura is in her room using her computer.
**[00:50] Mia**
Kagura.
**[00:55] Mia**
Kagura.
**[00:57] Mia**
Initiate Operation
Lovey-Dovey Akagami x Kagura!
**[01:03] Kagura**
Where did that come from?
**[01:04] Mia**
I'll allow up to kissing.
**[01:06] Kagura**
I still don't know what you're talking about.
**[01:08] Mia**
Akagami's scared of you.
**[01:11] Kagura**
Oh, my.
**[01:12] Mia**
As though he's been deeply
traumatized by something.
**[01:16] Kagura**
Crap. I overdid it.
**[01:19] Mia**
I can't allow my best friend and
brother in arms to be on bad terms.
**[01:22] Mia**
I want the two of you to get along
as well as Akagami and I do.
**[01:26] Kagura**
Don't you think that's a bit much?
**[01:29] Mia**
First, let's establish your
impressions of each other.
**[01:32] Mia**
Akagami, how do you feel
when you look at Kagura?
**[01:35] Akagami**
Well, she makes my groin tingle.
**[01:38] Kagura**
That's blatant sexual harassment.
**[01:40] Mia**
That's a positive impression, Kagura.
**[01:42] Kagura**
That was enough to get him sent to court.
**[01:45] Mia**
Kagura, what do you think of Akagami?
**[01:49] Kagura**
Akagami-san is a wonderful person.
**[01:52] Mia**
That's right!
**[01:53] Mia**
Akagami is an especially wonderful person!
**[01:58] Akagami**
Aw, shucks.
**[02:00] Kagura**
He's earnest and loyal,
which is why I must drive him out.
**[02:05] Mia**
This actually sounds pretty promising!
**[02:09] Mia**
In that case, let's skip to the final stage.
**[02:15] Mia**
I'm locking you two in the shed
until tomorrow morning.
**[02:17] Akagami**
But it's morning right now!
**[02:19] Mia**
This is what made Akagami
and I open up to each other.
**[02:22] Mia**
I'm sure it'll work great for you two, too.
**[02:25] Mia**
I'll arrange for you to perform
Twister penance tonight.
**[02:28] Akagami**
Mia-san!
**[02:32] Kagura**
She got us.
**[02:34] Kagura**
I never thought my own strategy
would be used against me.
**[02:39] Akagami**
Indeed.
**[02:39] Kagura**
Though it beats being made to do
**[02:41] Kagura**
the Hundred Poems by One Hundred Poets
nonsense I taught her.
**[02:44] Akagami**
That was you, too?
**[02:46] Akagami**
* Is she responsible for all of*
* Mia-san's misconceptions?*
**[02:50] Kagura**
Oh, I know.
**[02:54] Kagura**
If I say you assaulted me in here,
**[02:58] Kagura**
that would be an easy way
to drive you out of the temple.
**[03:06] Kagura**
Why don't you tell Mia-san about my plan?
**[03:11] Kagura**
It would put me in a difficult position.
**[03:14] Akagami**
I'd never do that.
**[03:16] Akagami**
I don't want to fight you, Kagura-sama.
**[03:19] Kagura**
"Sama"?
**[03:20] Akagami**
Ideally, I'd like to be friends.
**[03:23] Akagami**
I value my relationship with you.
**[03:30] Kagura**
Why are you hitting on me?
**[03:32] Akagami**
Huh?!
**[03:33] Akagami**
That's not what I was trying to do!
**[03:35] Kagura**
From all the way over there, no less.
**[03:37] Akagami**
I'm sorry. My body reacted
before I could stop it.
**[03:41] Kagura**
If you'd just seduce Mia-san
and take responsibility for her,
**[03:45] Kagura**
there would be no problem.
**[03:48] Kagura**
Oh? What's this?
**[03:51] Akagami**
What is it?
**[03:52] Kagura**
It's nothing at all.
**[03:56] Akagami**
It's open!
**[03:57] Kagura**
It's the principle of the lever.
**[03:59] Akagami**
But you very obviously kicked it!
**[04:03] Kagura**
*Why didn't I realize it sooner?*
***SIGN*** Take by Force...
***SIGN*** Make This
**[04:06] Kagura**
*Taking him by force is certainly an option.*
***SIGN*** Make This
***SIGN*** Take by Force...
***SIGN*** Do This
**[04:08] Kagura**
* I'll make Akagami-san fall for Mia-san*
* and bring him back to the Christoph family.*
***SIGN*** Do This
**[04:14] Kagura**
Akagami-san, let's be friends.
**[04:17] Akagami**
Huh?!
***SIGN*** Episode 10:
I Just Got a Little Turned On
**[05:52] Tsukuyo**
Wait, Akagami.
**[05:54] Tsukuyo**
I know we kissed once, but I'm not...
**[06:02] Tsukuyo**
We can't do this!
**[06:07] Tsukuyo**
Please, Akagami.
**[06:11] Tsukuyo**
At least be gentle.
**[06:19] Tsukuyo**
No...
**[06:33] Kurage**
Good morning, Tsukuyo-oneechan.
**[06:36] Tsukuyo**
Good morning, Kurage-san.
**[06:40] Kurage**
Could you let go of me?
**[06:44] Tsukuyo**
Okay.
**[06:45] Tsukuyo**
I'll buy you a chocolate parfait
if you don't tell anyone.
**[06:49] Kurage**
Make it extra large.
**[06:51] Tsukuyo**
Okay.
**[06:57] Tsukuyo**
*I can't believe I dreamed about that.*
**[07:00] Tsukuyo**
*Am I that unfulfilled?*
**[07:02] Akagami**
Tsukuyo-san.
**[07:06] Akagami**
Good morning.
**[07:09] Tsukuyo**
Hey.
**[07:10] Akagami**
Time to make breakfast.
**[07:13] Akagami**
All right. Here we go.
**[07:13] Tsukuyo**
*He looks so carefree.*
**[07:16] Tsukuyo**
*I only dreamed about that because he kissed me.*
**[07:22] Tsukuyo**
*Well, it was an accident. It's in the past now.*
**[07:26] Mia**
Akagami!
**[07:29] Mia**
What's on the menu today?
**[07:31] Akagami**
We're having fried fish this morning.
**[07:33] Mia**
Fried fish!
**[07:34] Tsukuyo**
*Huh? Come to think of it...*
**[07:34] Akagami**
Wait a little longer, okay?
**[07:36] Mia**
Okay!
**[07:37] Tsukuyo**
*When did those two get so close?*
**[07:45] Kagura**
It's interesting, isn't it?
**[07:47] Tsukuyo**
Kagura, how are you so invisible?
**[07:52] Kagura**
I believe this is the reason.
**[07:56] Tsukuyo**
A camera?
**[08:02] Mia**
*Akagami, it's too much.*
**[08:04] Mia**
*Go slower.*
**[08:07] Tsukuyo**
What?!
**[08:11] Akagami**
*We're just getting started, Mia-san.*
**[08:13] Kagura**
This is known as Twister penance.
**[08:16] Tsukuyo**
Hey, whoa! Wh-Wh-Wh-Why are
you showing me a dirty video?!
**[08:22] Tsukuyo**
Wait... was that Akagami and Mia?
**[08:25] Kagura**
Yes. Would you like to see more?
**[08:29] Tsukuyo**
Don't show me that!
**[08:31] Kagura**
Just look at that bright light.
**[08:33] Tsukuyo**
*Those two are an item?*
**[08:36] Tsukuyo**
*But Mia hated Akagami at first.*
**[08:42] Akagami**
Whoops.
**[08:43] Mia**
I'm sorry, Akagami. I tripped.
**[08:47] Akagami**
Are you all right, Mia-san?
**[08:50] Mia**
I'm fine.
**[08:53] Mia**
I just got a little turned on.
**[08:56] Tsukuyo**
*She's totally in love with him!*
**[08:58] Tsukuyo**
*Not only that, but she's turned on?!*
**[09:04] Tsukuyo**
Let's begin the interrogation.
**[09:06] Kagura**
I'm Kagura, the secretary.
**[09:08] Mia**
What's going on here?!
**[09:10] Kagura**
We didn't need to invite Akagami-san?
**[09:13] Tsukuyo**
No. I can't look him in the face right now.
**[09:16] Tsukuyo**
Wait, Kagura, are you interested, too?
**[09:20] Kagura**
I'm just interested in recording
everything Mia-san does.
**[09:24] Tsukuyo**
I see. That's fine, then.
**[09:26] Tuskuyo**
The truth is, I've heard discipline
around the temple has gotten a little lax.
**[09:30] Tsukuyo**
Not only that, but you're suspected
to be at the center of it.
**[09:34] Mia**
Wha...
**[09:35] Mia**
I won't let you talk like that!
**[09:37] Mia**
There isn't a single shameful thing about me!
**[09:41] Tsukuyo**
Then you'd be willing to answer
any question, wouldn't you?
**[09:44] Mia**
Of course!
**[09:47] Tsukuyo**
I see. In that case...
**[09:49] Tsukuyo**
Mia, do you like Akagami?
**[10:02] Mia**
I-I don't...
**[10:04] Tsukuyo**
What?
**[10:07] Mia**
Why are you asking me about that?
**[10:10] Tsukuyo**
What?
**[10:10] Kagura**
Oh?
**[10:11] Tsukuyo**
But you've gotten a lot closer recently.
**[10:14] Mia**
Oh, that's what you meant.
**[10:17] Mia**
We're training partners.
It's only natural for us to get along.
**[10:20] Mia**
I suppose I like him in that regard.
**[10:22] Kagura**
Oh, my.
**[10:23] Tsukuyo**
Partners?
**[10:25] Mia**
We clashed over some
misunderstandings at first,
**[10:28] Mia**
and now we've simply reconciled.
**[10:30] Tsukuyo**
Oh, I see.
**[10:32] Tsukuyo**
*So it was just my imagination.*
**[10:34] Mia**
Besides...
**[10:36] Mia**
Don't you think Akagami is
the world's most handsome man?
**[10:40] Tsukuyo**
Huh?
**[10:41] Mia**
I actually came to Japan
for spiritual training.
**[10:45] Mia**
I decided to fight my own worldly desires.
**[10:48] Mia**
In that regard, Akagami is the ideal partner.
**[10:52] Mia**
I have an incredibly handsome man by my side.
**[10:54] Mia**
Every day my desires are stoked,
and I'm constantly turned on.
**[10:59] Mia**
I felt we were destined to meet.
**[11:04] Mia**
I wish I could spend my entire life with him.
**[11:10] Tsukuyo**
Let's continue the interrogation.
**[11:12] Mia**
But why?!
**[11:14] Mia**
Kagura! Why are you tying me up, Kagura?!
**[11:17] Tsukuyo**
*Destined to meet? Spend their lives together?*
**[11:17] Mia**
You're going to rip my arms off!
**[11:20] Tsukuyo**
*She more than just likes him, then!*
**[11:25] Tuskuyo**
*Does Akagami know this?*
**[11:26] Tsukuyo**
*Did he take advantage of that?*
**[11:28] Tsukuyo**
*But... But...*
**[11:31] Tsukuyo**
*He did lots of stuff to me, too. And...*
**[11:36] (Flashback) Akagami**
I think I wanted to make you happy.
**[11:43] Tsukuyo**
*He even said that.*
**[11:45] Kagura**
Oh?
**[11:47] Kagura**
Tsukuyo-san, your face is bright red.
**[11:50] Mia**
You're that upset?! It's not like that!
**[11:54] Tsukuyo**
I'm not upset or anything!
**[11:56] Kagura**
My, my. Please forgive me.
**[12:00] Kagura**
I was under the impression you were jealous.
**[12:08] Tsukuyo**
What?! I don't have any feelings for Akagami!
**[12:11] Akagami**
You called?
**[12:14] Akagami**
It looks like you're having fun in...
**[12:24] Mia**
Akagami...
**[12:26] Akagami**
Mia-san...
**[12:27] Akagami**
*What in the world are they doing for fun?!*
**[12:30] Akagami**
Tsukuyo-san, what is this?
**[12:33] Akagami**
Tsukuyo-san?
**[12:34] Kagura**
She's bright red. I wonder why.
***SIGN*** She's
bright
red
***SIGN*** I
wonder
why
**[12:38] Tsukuyo**
Don't look at my face.
**[12:40] Akagami**
You've been doing something that
makes you want to hide your face?!
**[12:45] Kagura**
Akagami-san, would you like to join us?
**[12:48] Akagami**
Of course I—
**[12:50] Mia**
Akagami!
**[12:52] Tsukuyo**
*I'll ask him directly about that video.*
**[12:56] Tsukuyo**
Kagura, show him the evidence!
**[12:58] Kagura**
Okay.
**[13:00] Kagura**
Oh? Where did my camera go?
**[13:02] Kurage**
Kagura-san, is this your camera?
**[13:06] Tsukuyo**
Kurage?!
**[13:08] Tsukuyo**
*This is bad. That video is too explicit for her.*
**[13:10] Tsukuyo**
Don't play that video!
**[13:12] Kurage**
Play what?
**[13:14] Tsukuyo**
I said don't!
**[13:16] Tsukuyo**
Whatever you do, don't watch it!
**[13:18] Kurage**
They're panting for some reason.
**[13:20] Tsukuyo**
Kurage, listen to your older sister for once!
**[13:24] Tsukuyo**
* I accidentally showed my pure*
* little sister that filthy video.*
**[13:29] Kurage**
This looks like a fun game.
**[13:32] Tsukuyo**
Huh?
**[13:33] Mia**
What are you watching?
**[13:35] Akagami**
Oh, you recorded our time in the storage shed.
**[13:40] Tsukuyo**
Huh? What? Game?
**[13:42] Kurage**
Yeah. Look, there's a mat on the ground.
**[13:46] Tsukuyo**
Huh?
**[13:48] Tsukuyo**
O-Oh, I see. I totally thought...
**[13:52] Kurage**
You totally thought?
**[13:54] Kurage**
You totally thought what?
**[13:57] Kurage**
What did you think this video was of?
**[14:05] Tsukuyo**
I'll buy you a strawberry parfait.
**[14:08] Kurage**
Why?
***SIGN*** No one who walks stealthily
is up to any good.
**[14:18] Akagami**
*We're broke!*
**[14:22] Akagami**
* The temple's been hemorrhaging*
* money over the New Year.*
**[14:25] Akagami**
* We collected hardly anything*
* from the parishioners.*
**[14:29] Akagami**
* At this rate, we won't be able to save*
* anything for repairs on the principle figure.*
**[14:33] Akagami**
*No, I mustn't get discouraged.*
**[14:36] Akagami**
*I'll do what I can.*
**[14:39] Akagami**
* I'll start by saving on food expenses*
* as much as possible.*
**[14:47] Akagami**
Eek!
**[14:50] Mia**
What's wrong, Akagami? I heard
what sounded like a young lady's scream!
**[14:54] Akagami**
The rice... The rice...
**[14:56] Akagami**
The rice is gone!
**[14:59] Mia**
What?!
**[15:01] Mia**
If we're out of rice,
then shouldn't we simply buy more?
**[15:05] Akagami**
Well, yes...
**[15:07] Akagami**
But we're broke.
**[15:09] Mia**
Ah, I see.
**[15:13] Mia**
Fret not, Akagami.
**[15:15] Mia**
Japan has a system known as annual tribute.
**[15:17] Mia**
This should allow us to acquire rice for free.
**[15:21] Akagami**
Mia-san, we don't do that in modern day Japan.
**[15:23] Yuzuki**
Akagami-kun, did something happen?
**[15:26] Yuzuki**
I thought I heard a young lady scream.
**[15:28] Akagami**
Yuzuki-san, we're out of rice.
**[15:31] Yuzuki**
Our stockpile finally ran out, huh?
**[15:35] Yuzuki**
Guess we'll have to go collect tribute.
**[15:39] Mia**
Huh?
**[15:40] Akagami**
Huh?
**[15:42] Akagami**
That's for real?
**[15:45] Yuzuki**
Mikazuki Temple owns a little bit of land.
So do other temples.
**[15:50] Yuzuki**
The people using the land pay us
an annual tribute in the form of rice.
**[15:54] Akagami**
In other words, it's like rent.
**[15:57] Yuzuki**
I guess so.
**[15:58] Akagami**
Why do you collect tribute instead of money?
**[16:01] Yuzuki**
Because the goal of a temple
isn't to make a profit.
**[16:05] Yuzuki**
We offer our services out of kindness.
**[16:08] Akagami**
I see.
**[16:10] Mia**
Sounds like you've been slacking
in your studies, Akagami.
**[16:14] Akagami**
*I feel so defeated.*
**[16:16] Akagami**
Was it all right for us to come with you?
**[16:20] Akagami**
It's not rude of us to suddenly show up?
**[16:21] Yuzuki**
Of course it's fine.
**[16:23] Yuzuki**
Rice is heavy, so I appreciate the help.
**[16:26] Yuzuki**
Besides, meeting our parishioners
is a part of your training.
**[16:31] Both**
Training?
**[16:32] Yuzuki**
The fourth key to achieving enlightenment:
**[16:35] Yuzuki**
value all your bonds and be grateful for them.
**[16:39] Yuzuki**
All things are bound together by our bonds.
***SIGN*** Bond
***SIGN*** Cause
**[16:42] Yuzuki**
Everything has meaning.
***SIGN*** Connection
**[16:46] Yuzuki**
It's no mere coincidence that
you came to Mikazuki Temple, Mia,
**[16:50] Yuzuki**
or that you're working here, Akagami-kun.
**[16:53] Mia**
That's...
**[16:54] Akagami**
That's true.
**[16:55] Yuzuki**
Since bonds are so important, we should
express our gratitude for them every day.
**[17:00] Yuzuki**
The people we're going to see
**[17:03] Yuzuki**
became parishioners of Mikazuki Temple
through their own connections, too.
***SIGN*** Mikazuki Temple
**[17:06] Yuzuki**
We should know the people
our temple exists to serve.
**[17:13] Akagami**
All right. Then let's go see these people
and express our gratitude!
**[17:18] Mia**
Yeah!
**[17:20] Parishioner 1**
Ain't got no rice. Get outta here.
**[17:29] Parishioner 1**
*Leave.*
**[17:33] Mia**
Yuzuki-san?!
**[17:34] Akagami**
L-Let's try the next place.
**[17:37] Parishioner 2**
Tribute in this day and age? Now that's funny.
**[17:41] Akagami**
Sir, we'd like some rice.
**[17:43] Parishioner 3**
What?
**[17:44] Akagami**
I said, we're here to collect tribute.
**[17:45] Parishioner 3**
What?
**[17:47] Parishioner 4**
Sure, I'll give you some
if you'll clean my house.
**[17:50] Both**
What?!
**[17:51] Akagami**
Why are we cleaning? Is this fate, as well?
**[17:54] Yuzuki**
Now, now.
**[17:56] Mia**
The closet collapsed!
**[18:01] Akagami**
What are we doing?
**[18:03] Akagami**
We never got any rice in the end.
**[18:05] Yuzuki**
Well, normally, parishioners
deliver their tribute.
**[18:10] Yuzuki**
The places we visited today are
behind on their offerings because
**[18:13] Yuzuki**
they've got a lot going on.
**[18:14] Akagami**
In other words, they're troubled people.
**[18:17] Yuzuki**
Well, uh... yeah.
**[18:20] Yuzuki**
Next house! Our next stop's
the last one, okay? Chin up!
**[18:27] Tendou**
Welcome, Yuzuki-chan.
**[18:29] Tendou**
Thanks for making the trip.
**[18:30] Yuzuki**
Thank you for having us.
**[18:32] Tendou**
It's fine. Oh, I haven't seen those two before.
**[18:36] Tendou**
Thanks for coming all this way.
**[18:38] Tendou**
I accidentally broke my leg, you know?
**[18:40] Tendou**
The rice is in the yard.
**[18:42] Tendou**
Take as much as you'd like.
**[18:45] Both**
She's a goddess!
**[18:46] Tendou**
What? You think I'm that beautiful?
**[18:51] Akagami**
You've got some cute kids.
**[18:53] Asahi**
Mom.
**[18:56] Asahi**
Do we have guests?
**[18:57] Hinata**
Hey, it's Yuzuki-oneechan!
**[18:59] Yuzuki**
Hello.
**[19:01] Mia**
Aw, how cute.
**[19:02] Both**
Welcome!
**[19:04] Yuzuki**
Let's play. What do you want to do?
**[19:06] Both**
Hooray!
**[19:07] Tendou**
Now, now. She's busy.
**[19:10] Asahi**
In that case...
**[19:11] Both**
Show us your boobs!
**[19:13] Yuzuki**
No.
**[19:14] Yuzuki**
They ask every time.
**[19:14] Both**
Boobs, boobs, boobs!
**[19:17] Tendou**
Sorry. They just really love boobs, you know?
**[19:21] Yuzuki**
Why are they so desperate to see them?
**[19:24] Akagami**
Who wouldn't want to see—
**[19:26] Yuzuki**
Akagami-kun?!
**[19:28] Akagami**
* Am I mentally on the same*
* level as young children?*
**[19:33] Mia**
You disappoint me, children.
**[19:35] Mia**
You won't grow up into
decent adults acting like that.
**[19:40] Mia**
Only by defeating their worldly desires
do people grow up right.
**[19:44] Asahi**
I see.
**[19:46] Hinata**
Okay, miss.
**[19:48] Mia**
I'm glad you understand.
**[19:49] Asahi**
In that case...
**[19:51] Hinata**
Show us a decent adult's boobs!
**[19:53] Mia**
How did you reach that conclusion?!
**[19:55] Asahi**
Show us!
**[19:56] Hinata**
Boobs, boobs, boobs!
**[19:58] Yuzuki**
Oh, my. What a disaster.
**[20:01] Tendou**
You're Akagami-kun, right?
Yuzuki-chan's told me about you.
**[20:04] Akagami**
Oh, I hadn't introduced myself yet.
**[20:06] Akagami**
My name is Akagami. Nice to meet you.
**[20:11] Tendou**
Sorry about all the fuss.
**[20:14] Akagami**
It's fine. Compared to the other
parishioners, this is nothing.
**[20:17] Tendou**
Did you run into some trouble?
**[20:19] Akagami**
Honestly, I never want to see them again.
**[20:23] Tendou**
I like you.
**[20:25] Tendou**
They didn't used to be like that.
**[20:28] Akagami**
What?
**[20:29] Tendou**
When Yuzuki-chan's mom, Tsukina-san,
was around, nobody failed to pay tribute.
**[20:36] Tendou**
After all, she was terrifying.
**[20:39] Tendou**
She hit me more than once.
**[20:42] Akagami**
What?!
**[20:43] Tendou**
But she also made us feel secure.
**[20:46] Tendou**
Everyone's anxious now that Tsukina-san's gone.
**[20:51] Tendou**
They're wondering what's going
to happen to Mikazuki Temple.
**[20:55] Akagami**
Why did she leave?
**[20:58] Tendou**
I don't know the details, either.
**[21:01] Tendou**
I heard she lives at the main temple now.
**[21:04] Mia**
Akagami!
**[21:09] Yuzuki**
Akagami-kun!
**[21:11] Asahi**
Great boobs.
**[21:12] Hinata**
Lucky.
**[21:14] Tendou**
Cut that out, you pervy brats!
**[21:17] Tendou**
Sorry about today.
**[21:19] Tendou**
I know this doesn't make up for it, but...
**[21:24] Mia**
This is a huge amount.
**[21:26] Tendou**
Be careful. They're heavy.
**[21:30] Akagami**
They certainly are heavy.
**[21:33] Akagami**
*Straw bags?*
**[21:35] Akagami**
*Ah... I knew I'd seen these before.*
**[21:41] Akagami**
*I saw them back then.*
**[21:43] Yuzuki**
Is something the matter, Akagami-kun?
**[21:46] Akagami**
No.
**[21:47] Akagami**
I just felt a sense of destiny.
**[21:53] Yuzuki**
I see.
**[21:54] Akagami**
*That's right.*
**[21:55] Akagami**
* I should be grateful I met Yuzuki-san*
* and do everything I can to support her.*
**[22:00] Yuzuki**
Hup.
**[22:02] Yuzuki**
Shall we go, then?
**[22:06] Mia**
You're so strong, Yuzuki-san.
**[22:09] Akagami**
Does she really need my support?
***SIGN*** Next Time
The Body Doesn't Lie
**[23:45] Tsukuyo**
What was your first dream of the year about?
**[23:47] Kurage**
Akagami-san was hanging loose.
**[23:49] Tsukuyo**
What was loose?
**[23:50] Kurage**
So were you and Tsukuyo-oneechan.
**[23:53] Tsukuyo**
What exactly were we doing?!
**[23:54] Kurage**
Hanging loose and spreading the love.
**[23:57] Tsukuyo**
Love, huh?
# E11 - The Body Doesn't Lie
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G0DUNDG39/the-body-doesnt-lie)
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**[00:00] (Flashback) Kiki**
There are steps that must be taken
to become a head priest.
**[00:03] (Flashback) Kiki**
Before entering the training ground,
you must first undergo "tokudo."
**[00:07] (Flashback) Kiki**
It involves studying sutras
and rituals under a master
**[00:11] (Flashback) Kiki**
and earning the right to become a priest.
**[00:13] (Flashback) Kiki**
Put simply, it's becoming a priest.
**[00:17] (Flashback) Kiki**
Yuzuki hasn't undergone tokudo yet, either.
**[00:20] (Flashback) Both**
Huh?
**[00:21] (Flashback) Kiki**
Like you, she hasn't even become a priest yet.
**[00:25] (Flashback) Kiki**
Normally, my students train for
a year before undergoing tokudo,
**[00:29] (Flashback) Kiki**
but she's attempting to do that in six months,
**[00:32] (Flashback) Kiki**
while attending school, no less,
**[00:35] (Flashback) Kiki**
so she can become a head priest
as quickly as possible.
**[00:39] (Flashback) Hoan**
You will undergo tokudo within three months.
**[00:42] (Flashback) Hoan**
If you can't, then I'd like to
call off our engagement.
**[00:49] (Flashback) Kiki**
There's a problem with your
tokudo ceremony, Yuzuki.
**[00:52] (Flashback) Kiki**
The ceremony is held at the temple
the candidate trains at.
**[00:56] (Flashback) Kiki**
In other words, it'd be in the
main hall of this temple.
**[00:59] (Flashback) Akagami**
Okay...
**[01:00] (Flashback) Kiki**
Several important members of the
sect attend the ceremony, as well.
**[01:04] (Flashback) Kiki**
And the temple where the ceremony
is held is subject to an inspection.
***SIGN*** Duct Tape
**[01:15] (Flashback) Yuzuki**
We can't afford to repair...
**[01:17] (Flashback) Akagami**
...the temple's principal figure!
**[01:23] Kiki**
As you can see,
**[01:25] Kiki**
in order for the tokudo ceremony
to be held at this temple,
**[01:28] Kiki**
the principal figure must be repaired.
**[01:30] Kiki**
At the very least, we must do
something about its broken neck.
**[01:33] Kiki**
I asked around for some quotes,
**[01:37] Kiki**
and at minimum, the repairs will cost 500,000.
**[01:44] Akagami**
That's a lot of money.
**[01:46] Kiki**
It's my fault. I'm sorry.
**[01:50] Yuzuki**
Don't worry.
**[01:53] Yuzuki**
I'll figure something out.
**[01:58] Akagami**
Yuzuki-san, how can you be so sure?
**[02:01] Yuzuki**
I have a feeling it'll be fine, so it'll be fine.
**[02:03] Akagami**
Has your meat-headedness
progressed that far?!
**[02:06] Kiki**
Were you listening to anything I said, Yuzuki?!
**[02:08] Akagami**
We're talking about 500,000 yen!
**[02:09] Akagami**
That's not an easy amount to raise!
**[02:12] Yuzuki**
We're always broke and short-staffed.
**[02:15] Yuzuki**
We haven't even been able to properly
repair our principle figure.
**[02:20] Yuzuki**
Hoan-san knew that.
**[02:22] Yuzuki**
He knew that and insisted I undergo
tokudo within three months.
**[02:27] Yuzuki**
If I can't manage this, then it's impossible
for me to overcome my reality.
**[02:33] Yuzuki**
Leave it to me, Kiki-san and Akagami-kun.
**[02:36] Yuzuki**
After all...
**[02:39] Yuzuki**
I'm going to take over Mikazuki Temple!
***SIGN*** Episode 11:
The Body Doesn't Lie
**[04:15] Akagami**
* I can't allow Yuzuki-san to take*
* on the entire burden alone.*
***SIGN*** Looking For Part-time Employees
***SIGN*** No experience necessary!!
***SIGN*** 45458181
listings nationwide
***SIGN*** A website
for finding
part-time work
***SIGN*** Register your contact information (free) here!!
**[04:28] Akagami**
*My contact information, huh?*
**[04:31] Akagami**
* I can't let the others find out,*
* so I can't use this temple's number.*
**[04:37] Akagami**
*But I don't have a phone.*
**[04:43] Akagami**
*I suppose I can borrow one for now.*
**[04:47] Akagami**
Yuzuki-san, do you have a moment?
**[04:50] Yuzuki**
Huh? Akagami-kun?
**[04:53] Yuzuki**
Give me a second.
**[04:55] Akagami**
What?
**[05:01] Yuzuki**
Thanks for waiting.
**[05:09] Yuzuki**
What do you need at this hour?
**[05:12] Yuzuki**
Let's not talk in the hallway.
**[05:15] Yuzuki**
Would you like to come in?
**[05:18] Yuzuki**
So...
**[05:21] Yuzuki**
Do you need something?
**[05:23] Akagami**
*What?*
**[05:25] Akagami**
*Am I not supposed to say anything?*
**[05:29] Akagami**
*She's wearing a maid uniform, isn't she?*
**[05:32] Akagami**
*Why is she acting like she always does?*
**[05:36] Yuzuki**
What's the matter, Akagami-kun?
**[05:37] Akagami**
Nothing!
**[05:42] Akagami**
*Calm down. I only came to borrow a phone.*
**[05:47] Akagami**
I have a request.
**[05:51] Yuzuki**
A request?
**[05:52] Yuzuki**
A request, is it?
**[05:54] Yuzuki**
Don't be shy, Master.
You can ask me whatever you'd like.
**[05:59] Akagami**
Ph-Phone...
**[06:00] Yuzuki**
How shall I serve you?
**[06:03] Akagami**
A ph-phone...
**[06:06] Akagami**
Please lend me a phone.
**[06:08] Yuzuki**
Sure!
**[06:10] Akagami**
* My brain won't stop showing me*
* images of maid role-play!*
**[06:13] Akagami**
*I'm never going to last like this!*
**[06:15] Yuzuki**
A phone, right? Hold on.
**[06:17] Yuzuki**
Huh? Where is it?
**[06:25] Yuzuki**
Oh, so it did fall down here.
**[06:28] Yuzuki**
Almost there.
**[06:31] Yuzuki**
I found it, Akagami-kun.
**[06:34] Yuzuki**
You're bleeding like crazy!
**[06:35] Yuzuki**
Are you okay? You're acting weird!
**[06:38] Akagami**
*Should* you *be saying that?!*
**[06:41] Yuzuki**
So, what do you need it for?
**[06:45] Akagami**
I was hoping to borrow your phone number.
**[06:48] Akagami**
I need contact information to work.
**[06:53] Akagami**
*Mission accomplished.*
**[06:58] Akagami**
Yuzuki-san?
**[07:00] Yuzuki**
Yeah.
**[07:04] Yuzuki**
Akagami-kun, what kind of
clothes are you wearing?
**[07:08] Akagami**
*Is this some kind of joke?*
**[07:10] Akagami**
*Is she hoping I'll comment on her maid uniform?*
**[07:13] Akagami**
* I don't know, but I'll give*
* her the straight answer.*
**[07:16] Akagami**
Monk's work clothes.
**[07:26] Yuzuki**
Yes, that's right.
**[07:30] Yuzuki**
And you're wearing them
because you're in training.
**[07:32] Yuzuki**
Right now, you should be focusing on your
training instead of thinking about working.
**[07:38] Akagami**
But I need to contribute as much as possible
to the principle figure's repairs!
**[07:42] Yuzuki**
I'll work. Don't you worry about it.
**[07:44] Akagami**
Aren't you in training, too?!
**[07:46] Akagami**
Besides, it'll take a long time
**[07:48] Akagami**
for a high school student working
part time to earn 500,000.
**[07:52] Yuzuki**
It'll be okay.
**[07:54] Yuzuki**
I'm planning to work five or six jobs.
**[07:56] Akagami**
That doesn't sound okay at all!
**[07:57] Akagami**
Your meat-headedness has gone too far!
**[07:59] Yuzuki**
No, it'll work out.
**[08:01] Akagami**
At least allow us to help—
**[08:03] Yuzuki**
Akagami-kun.
**[08:05] Yuzuki**
I started this.
**[08:08] Yuzuki**
Imposing on everyone else would be wrong.
**[08:12] Akagami**
Yuzuki-san...
**[08:14] Yuzuki**
Besides, my mom did it alone.
**[08:18] Akagami**
What?
**[08:19] Akagami**
* Yuzuki-san's mother is that woman*
* Tsukina-san, who Tendou-san mentioned.*
**[08:24] Yuzuki**
It's okay, Akagami-kun.
**[08:29] Yuzuki**
I'll figure something out.
**[08:32] Akagami**
Wh-What will you do, exactly?
**[08:34] Yuzuki**
Well... I'll double my shifts.
**[08:38] Akagami**
That's just not possible, Yuzuki-san!
**[08:40] Akagami**
Are you dumb?!
**[08:42] Yuzuki**
What?!
**[08:43] Akagami**
I have plenty of work experience.
Let me handle this.
**[08:47] Yuzuki**
You don't sound very convincing when you
won't even look at me, Akagami-kun!
**[08:51] Akagami**
Crap! I couldn't stand looking directly at her!
**[08:54] Yuzuki**
I'm so stupid, you can't bear to look at me?
**[08:57] Akagami**
No, that's not what I meant.
**[08:59] Yuzuki**
Then are you refusing to
look at me because I'm right?
**[09:03] Akagami**
Wha—
**[09:04] Yuzuki**
Then let me handle this.
**[09:05] Akagami**
I can't help it! Just look at how you're dressed!
**[09:10] Yuzuki**
Huh?
**[09:14] Yuzuki**
No way! I've been wearing this the whole time?
**[09:17] Akagami**
You're wearing the cutest,
sexiest outfit I can imagine!
**[09:21] Akagami**
You look exceptionally beautiful when
our eyes meet, and your charms are—
**[09:24] Yuzuki**
You idiot, Akagami-kun!
This is too embarrassing!
**[09:27] Yuzuki**
There's a reason for this.
**[09:29] Akagami**
The desire to be served by you
was too much for me!
**[09:32] Yuzuki**
Please, listen to me!
**[09:35] Akagami**
In other words, that maid uniform
is your friend's work uniform.
**[09:41] Akagami**
She suggested you work together,
so you borrowed hers so you could try it on.
**[09:47] Akagami**
And I showed up after
you fell asleep wearing it.
**[09:52] Yuzuki**
I was half-asleep.
I'm exhausted from looking for work.
**[09:58] Akagami**
See? You're already tired!
**[10:02] Yuzuki**
I-I'm not tired!
**[10:05] Akagami**
You're still determined to resist me?
**[10:07] Yuzuki**
I'm not tired!
**[10:08] Akagami**
That outfit is proof of your exhaustion.
**[10:14] Yuzuki**
Then let's make a bet!
**[10:15] Akagami**
Huh?
**[10:16] Yuzuki**
Test me to see if I'm actually tired.
**[10:20] Yuzuki**
If you can make me fall asleep, then you win.
**[10:24] Akagami**
M-Make you fall asleep? But how?
**[10:28] Yuzuki**
Maybe with a massage or something!
**[10:30] Akagami**
You want me to serve a maid?
**[10:32] Yuzuki**
Go right ahead.
**[10:33] Akagami**
Seriously?
**[10:34] Akagami**
No, I can't do this.
**[10:36] Akagami**
Just looking at her does that to me.
Touching her directly is impossible.
**[10:40] Yuzuki**
What's the matter, Akagami-kun?
**[10:43] Akagami**
N-Nothing.
**[10:46] Yuzuki**
Do you admit defeat?
**[10:48] Yuzuki**
Then I can't lend you my phone.
**[10:51] Akagami**
In that case, excuse me.
**[10:56] Yuzuki**
Looks like you've found your motivation.
**[10:58] Yuzuki**
But my training has toughened me—
**[11:03] Yuzuki**
What... is this?
**[11:06] Yuzuki**
This isn't fair. Why are you so good at this?
**[11:10] Akagami**
*This feeling, this reaction...*
**[11:14] Yuzuki**
Right there.
**[11:16] Akagami**
*She really is exhausted.*
**[11:19] Akagami**
*The body doesn't lie, Yuzuki-san.*
**[11:22] Akagami**
* I'll begin by promoting the*
* flow of lymphatic fluid*
**[11:25] Akagami**
* from the back of her neck*
* to her shoulder blades.*
**[11:29] Akagami**
* Next, I'll stretch her lower body and improve*
* circulation throughout her entire body.*
**[11:36] Eromitsu**
Her side-boobs are wide open.
**[11:39] Eromitsu**
It'd just be a little accident.
**[11:41] Bakagami**
Don't forget her rear and thighs.
**[11:44] Bakagami**
You have to loosen up her entire body evenly.
**[11:48] Both**
Do it! Do it! Do it!
**[11:51] Yuzuki**
Akagami-kun...
**[11:58] Akagami**
*I must hurry! My sense of reason won't last!*
**[12:07] Yuzuki**
Akagami-kun!
**[12:09] Yuzuki**
Wait! Oh!
**[12:14] Yuzuki**
No!
**[12:16] Tsukuyo**
Yeah, no way.
**[12:19] Tsukuyo**
Akagami, you finally—
**[12:24] Yuzuki**
It's so good!
**[12:26] Tsukuyo**
You're wrestling now?!
**[12:29] Yuzuki**
*I endured it.*
**[12:30] Tsukuyo**
Yuzu-nee, why are you wearing a maid uniform?
**[12:33] Akagami**
Tsukuyo-san, there's a reason for this.
**[12:36] Yuzuki**
I won our...
**[12:43] Yuzuki**
See? I'm not tired at...
**[12:46] Akagami**
Yuzuki-san, give it up already.
**[12:48] Yuzuki**
I can do it myself.
**[12:51] Akagami**
Why are you being so stubborn?
**[12:54] Yuzuki**
B-Because...
**[12:55] Yuzuki**
Forget it!
**[12:57] Yuzuki**
It's none of your business!
**[13:05] Akagami**
I see.
**[13:08] Yuzuki**
Akagami-kun—
**[13:09] Akagami**
Since it's none of my business,
I'll do what I want!
**[13:13] Akagami**
Tsukuyo-san!
**[13:14] Tsukuyo**
Yes?
**[13:14] Akagami**
Will you go out with me?
**[13:17] Tsukuyo**
What?
**[13:18] Akagami**
Let's go out together tomorrow.
**[13:20] Tsukuyo**
Huh?
**[13:21] Tsukuyo**
Go out—what?
**[13:25] Tsukuyo**
What?!
***SIGN*** A trick up the sleeve.
**[13:35] Akagami**
Tsukuyo-san, will you go out with me?
**[13:40] Tsukuyo**
What?
**[13:42] Akagami**
Will you marry me, too?
**[13:44] Tsukuyo**
Huh?
**[13:45] Akagami**
We'll consummate our marriage immediately.
**[13:47] Tsukuyo**
Consummate?
**[13:48] Akagami**
And have children. So many, many children.
**[13:51] Tsukuyo**
Hey, wait!
**[13:52] Tsukuyo**
No!
**[13:59] Tsukuyo**
What would you like?
**[14:00] Kurage**
Three trips to a sweets buffet.
**[14:03] Tsukuyo**
Would you settle for two?
**[14:05] Kurage**
No.
**[14:07] Tsukuyo**
Okay.
**[14:14] Tsukuyo**
* Was what he said yesterday*
* a confession of his feelings?*
**[14:18] (Flashback) Akagami**
Will you go out with me?
**[14:21] (Flashback) Tsukuyo**
What?
**[14:21] Tsukuyo**
*He even invited me on a date.*
**[14:25] Tsukuyo**
*When did Akagami develop feelings for me?*
**[14:29] Tsukuyo**
* Wait, am I misunderstanding*
* the situation again?*
**[14:33] Tsukuyo**
*Ugh, that seems possible.*
**[14:36] Tsukuyo**
*I totally am.*
**[14:40] Tsukuyo**
*Well, I won't be fooled again.*
**[14:42] Tsukuyo**
* Okay, I won't think too hard*
* about today. I'll take it easy.*
***SIGN*** Mikazuki Temple
***SIGN*** Her Favorite Knit Sweater
***SIGN*** Her Favorite Skirt
***SIGN*** Brand-new Shoes
***SIGN*** Max-effort "Natural" Makeup
**[15:05] Tsukuyo**
* I totally didn't put any effort*
* into my appearance.*
**[15:09] Tsukuyo**
*I'm just excited to go out on my day off.*
**[15:13] Tsukuyo**
*I wouldn't want him to think I phoned it in.*
**[15:16] Akagami**
Thank you for waiting.
**[15:19] Akagami**
Sorry, Tsukuyo-san.
My morning training made me late.
***SIGN*** Same As Always
**[15:27] Tsukuyo**
*See? I knew it.*
**[15:29] Tsukuyo**
* He's wearing his work clothes.*
* This doesn't feel like a date at all.*
**[15:36] Tsukuyo**
*I definitely misunderstood his intentions.*
**[15:40] Akagami**
Huh?
**[15:42] Akagami**
Tsukuyo-san, you look
exceptionally pretty today.
**[15:46] Akagami**
I feel nervous going out
with such a beautiful lady.
**[15:54] Tsukuyo**
I never said I'd go out with you!
**[15:57] Akagami**
What? You won't go out with me?
**[15:59] Tsukuyo**
*No, wait. Calm down.*
**[16:02] Tsukuyo**
I'm not confused, okay? Let's go.
**[16:06] Akagami**
What? So you will come with me?
**[16:09] Tsukuyo**
So, where are we going?
**[16:11] Akagami**
To the phone shop.
**[16:13] Akagami**
I was hoping you'd show me the way.
**[16:16] Tsukuyo**
Oh, right. You lost your phone, right?
**[16:20] Tsukuyo**
Anything else?
**[16:21] Akagami**
That's all I had planned.
**[16:23] Akagami**
Is there anything you need to do?
**[16:25] Tsukuyo**
Not really. I just happened to be free today.
**[16:31] Tsukuyo**
*That's all, huh?*
**[16:33] Tsukuyo**
*Yeah, yeah. I'm just here to be his guide.*
**[16:36] Tsukuyo**
Have you already decided which phone you want?
**[16:38] Akagami**
Yes. I'd like to spend as
little money as possible.
**[16:43] Tsukuyo**
I see.
***SIGN*** Couple's First Plan
980 yen/month
***SIGN*** For cohabitating couples!
***SIGN*** For couples with the same
name or address
**[16:44] Akagami**
I was thinking about buying this plan.
**[16:50] Tsukuyo**
For... cohabitating...
**[16:53] Akagami**
Yes. After all, we live together.
**[16:56] Tsukuyo**
We're just roommates!
**[17:01] Clerk**
You can't sign up for that plan with a minor.
**[17:05] Akagami**
I see.
**[17:06] Tsukuyo**
Well, yeah.
**[17:08] Clerk**
What about this plan instead?
***SIGN*** 1080 yen/month
***SIGN*** Super cheap!
***SIGN*** Good value phone plan!
**[17:12] Clerk**
You'll have tons of time
to talk with your loved ones.
**[17:15] Akagami**
Looks like the base cost is pretty low.
**[17:19] Akagami**
I'll go with this, then.
**[17:20] Akagami**
I'd like to buy the phone using points, please.
**[17:22] Clerk**
Certainly.
**[17:28] Clerk**
One moment, please.
**[17:33] Tsukuyo**
*Aw, man. This sucks.*
**[17:36] Tsukuyo**
*That clerk totally got the wrong idea about us.*
**[17:39] Tsukuyo**
*Is this his roundabout way of harassing me?*
**[17:44] Tsukuyo**
*I've had enough. I'm going home.*
**[17:47] Akagami**
Here you go.
**[17:48] Tsukuyo**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Tanu-Tanu
**[17:49] Akagami**
To thank you for today.
***SIGN*** 100% Wild Animal
**[17:51] Akagami**
You like this drink, don't you?
**[17:54] Tsukuyo**
Yeah.
**[17:55] Akagami**
What? Did I get it wrong?
**[17:56] Tsukuyo**
No, you're right.
**[17:59] Akagami**
I thought so.
**[18:03] Tsukuyo**
*Seriously?*
**[18:06] Tsukuyo**
*That useless dummy actually pays attention.*
**[18:12] Tsukuyo**
*Yum.*
**[18:13] Akagami**
Now...
**[18:15] Akagami**
Shall we go home before it gets too late?
**[18:24] Akagami**
Tsukuyo-san?
**[18:26] Tsukuyo**
*This was a misunderstanding.*
**[18:27] Tsukuyo**
*This was all my misunderstanding.*
**[18:31] Tsukuyo**
* Akagami's confession*
* and today's date. All of it.*
**[18:37] Tsukuyo**
* I'm definitely misunderstanding my own*
* desire to spend more time with him, but...*
**[18:44] Tsukuyo**
Hey, Akagami.
**[18:46] Akagami**
Yes?
**[18:49] Tsukuyo**
Um...
**[18:52] Tsukuyo**
*What am I trying to say?*
**[18:56] Tsukuyo**
*Can I really say that?*
**[19:01] Tsukuyo**
Let's...
**[19:04] Tsukuyo**
Let's...
**[19:06] Tsukuyo**
Let's exchange contact information.
***SIGN*** FSHHH
**[19:09] Akagami**
Gladly!
**[19:14] Tsukuyo**
*I'll settle for this today.*
***SIGN*** Mikazuki Temple
***SIGN*** My Card
***SIGN*** Ta
***SIGN*** Tsukuyo-san
***SIGN*** A
Ka
Sa
Ta
Na
Ha
Ma
Ya
Ra
Wa
**[19:22] Tsukuyo**
What are you so excited about?
**[19:25] Akagami**
This is the first time I've exchanged
contact information with a woman.
**[19:28] Tsukuyo**
What? Really?
**[19:30] Akagami**
Women always run when they
hear the name "Akagami."
**[19:34] Tsukuyo**
Oh, right.
**[19:36] Tsukuyo**
*I'm his first woman, huh?*
**[19:38] Tsukuyo**
*Wait, no. There's no deeper meaning here.*
**[19:43] Tsukuyo**
Good thing so many girls live at our place.
**[19:45] Tsukuyo**
You'll exchange contacts with them all, right?
**[19:47] Tsukuyo**
So you'll rake in a bunch at once.
**[19:49] Akagami**
Now that you mention it, you're right.
**[19:52] Tsukuyo**
Isn't that why you bought a phone?
**[19:55] Akagami**
No, it's... How should I put this?
**[19:58] Akagami**
I wanted to conduct some...
secret communications.
**[20:02] Tsukuyo**
*Secret?*
***SIGN*** Secret...
***SIGN*** Only
exchanged
contact
info
with me
***SIGN*** Only
exchanged
contact
info
with me
***SIGN*** Plus
***SIGN*** Only
exchanged
contact
info
with me
***SIGN*** Plus
***SIGN*** Secret
communications
***SIGN*** Equals
***SIGN*** Are you asleep?
**[20:11] Akagami**
Are you asleep?
***SIGN*** I'm still up.
**[20:12] Tsukuyo**
I'm still up.
***SIGN*** I'm still up.
***SIGN*** Can I see you now?
**[20:14] Akagami**
Can I see you now?
**[20:15] Sign**
What?
***SIGN*** Can I see you now?
***SIGN*** What...?
**[20:17] Akagami**
Tsukuyo-san...
**[20:19] Tsukuyo**
We can't, Akagami. We'll wake the others.
**[20:23] Akagami**
Let's put on a show for them!
**[20:25] Tsukuyo**
Consummate!
***SIGN*** BOOM
**[20:31] Tsukuyo**
Oh, come on! That's
definitely a misunderstanding!
**[20:35] Akagami**
What? It is? Wait, what is?
***SIGN*** You have one new message.
***SIGN*** You were a huge help today.
I think I'm really going to love this phone.
I hope you'll continue to help me in the future.
***SIGN*** Akagami
**[20:49] Akagami**
*You were a huge help today.*
**[20:51] Akagami**
*I think I'm really going to love this phone.*
**[20:53] Akagami**
* I hope you'll continue*
* to help me in the future.*
***SIGN*** I love you.
**[21:01] Tsukuyo**
Definitely a misunderstanding!
**[22:42] Tsukuyo**
I overslept.
**[22:45] Tsukuyo**
Good morning, Akagami.
**[22:47] Akagami**
Good timing, Tsukuyo-san.
**[22:51] Akagami**
We should break up.
**[22:54] Tsukuyo**
Huh?
**[22:55] Akagami**
I was actually bored by our consummation.
**[22:58] Tsukuyo**
Consummation? But we're not even dating.
**[23:02] Tsukuyo**
Wait, am I dreaming again?
**[23:05] Akagami**
Goodbye, Tsukuyo-san.
***SIGN*** SHF
**[23:07] Akagami**
From now on, I'll be consummating
my relationship with this girl.
***SIGN*** HA HA HA
**[23:12] Tsukuyo**
Akagami, who is she?!
**[23:15] Tsukuyo**
Also, what's with this background?
**[23:18] Tsukuyo**
You didn't have to include
this joke in my episode!
***SIGN*** THROB
**[23:28] Tsukuyo**
Kurage, what is that?
**[23:30] Kurage**
Super surprise concrete.
**[23:36] Tsukuyo**
I wish you'd use something a little softer.
***SIGN*** Akagami
***SIGN*** You were a huge help today.
I think I'm really going to love this phone.
I hope you'll continue to help me in the future.
***SIGN*** Battery is running low.
1% battery power remaining.
***SIGN*** Power Saver Mode
**[23:41] Kurage**
Good morning.
**[23:45] Kagura**
Pop quiz: what's something you can't do alone?
***SIGN*** Next Time
No One Should Live Alone
**[23:49] Yuzuki**
K-Kiss.
**[23:51] Tsukuyo**
G-Get married.
**[23:52] Kurage**
H-Hug.
**[23:54] Mia**
Sex!
**[23:55] Kagura**
All worldly desires...
# E12 - No One Should Live Alone
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GEVUZXJPG/no-one-should-live-alone)
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**[00:05] (Flashback) Tsukina**
You want to take over Mikazuki Temple?
**[00:08] (Flashback) Tsukina**
Are you serious about that, Yuzuki?
**[00:10] (Flashback) Young Yuzuki**
Yeah.
**[00:11] (Flashback) Tsukina**
Taking over a temple is a lot of work.
**[00:13] (Flashback) Tsukina**
Why do you want to do it?
**[00:15] (Flashback) Young Yuzuki**
Because I...
**[01:50] Yuzuki**
* I haven't spoken with Akagami-kun*
* at all since then.*
**[01:54] (Flashback) Yuzuki**
Forget it!
**[01:56] (Flashback) Yuzuki**
It's none of your business!
***SIGN*** Episode 12:
No One Should Live Alone
**[01:58] Yuzuki**
*Is he mad? He must be mad.*
**[02:03] Yuzuki**
I should apologize.
**[02:06] Yuzuki**
Yeah, that's what I'll do.
I'm sure he'll understand.
**[02:11] Akagami**
Thank you so much.
**[02:12] Yuzuki**
That's Akagami-kun's voice.
**[02:14] Tsukuyo**
It's fine. Just don't lose it again.
**[02:16] Akagami**
I'll be careful.
**[02:18] Tsukuyo**
If you have any questions
about how to use it,
**[02:21] Akagami**
Thank you.
**[02:21] Tsukuyo**
I'd be willing to teach you.
**[02:24] Yuzuki**
*Wait, what? Why am I running away?*
**[02:36] Akagami**
* No decent posts on job hunting*
* sites at the start of the year.*
**[02:41] (Flashback) Akagami**
Since it's none of my business,
I'll do what I want!
**[02:45] Akagami**
*That was childish of me.*
**[02:48] Akagami**
* All right! I'll talk to her today*
* so we can reconcile!*
**[02:53] Yuzuki**
Good morning, Akagami-kun!
**[02:56] Akagami**
G-Good morning.
**[02:59] Yuzuki**
Let's do our best today.
**[03:02] Akagami**
Right...
**[03:05] Akagami**
Yuzuki-san?!
**[03:07] Yuzuki**
It must be good luck to get buried
under a pile of Buddhist objects.
**[03:11] Akagami**
Are you all right?
**[03:13] Yuzuki**
I'm fine. Don't worry about me.
**[03:15] Akagami**
Um... Yuzuki-san, I'd like to speak with you.
**[03:19] Kiki**
Hold it.
**[03:21] Kagami**
Kiki-san?
**[03:22] Kiki**
Yuzuki, could you take those
to the storage shed?
**[03:26] Yuzuki**
Okay.
**[03:27] Kiki**
Akagami, come with me. We need to talk.
**[03:33] Akagami**
What did you want to discuss?
**[03:37] Kiki**
Did something happen between you and Yuzuki?
**[03:40] Akagami**
Well, actually...
***SIGN*** SIGH
**[03:47] Kiki**
Oh, so it's just a couple's quarrel.
**[03:49] Akagami**
Actually, it's a regular quarrel.
**[03:52] Kiki**
You two are totally in love, aren't you?
**[03:54] Akagami**
At first, we were both just being stubborn,
but it escalated this time.
**[03:59] Kiki**
I see.
**[04:02] Kiki**
Akagami, what's this?
**[04:05] Akagami**
Boobs.
**[04:06] Kiki**
That's right. It's me, Kiki.
**[04:09] Akagami**
Yes, of course that's what I was thinking.
**[04:13] Kiki**
Nun, head priest, master...
**[04:15] Kiki**
I'm a single human perceived
differently by different people,
**[04:19] Kiki**
though apparently you could
only recognize me as boobs.
***SIGN*** Eep!
**[04:22] Akagami**
Eep!
**[04:23] Kiki**
Point at the moon, and you see a finger.
**[04:25] Kiki**
People get distracted by the pointing finger
when a person points at the moon.
**[04:32] Kiki**
I pointed at my breasts earlier because
I knew you'd make that mistake.
**[04:36] Akagami**
That's not fair!
**[04:38] Kiki**
I'm telling you not to lose
sight of what matters.
**[04:41] Kiki**
A finger is an obvious sign,
but if you get too distracted,
**[04:45] Kiki**
you'll never reach the moon
you should be looking at.
**[04:48] Akagami**
What does that mean?
**[04:51] Kiki**
How do you see Yuzuki?
**[04:56] Akagami**
Yuzuki-san is dependable.
**[04:59] Akagami**
She can be a bit careless,
**[05:01] Akagami**
but she has her head on straight
and is always so positive.
**[05:07] Akagami**
She's much stronger than I am.
**[05:10] Kiki**
That's your bias speaking, Akagami.
**[05:14] Akagami**
What?
**[05:15] Kurage**
Kiki-san, you have a guest.
**[05:18] Kiki**
What do they want?
**[05:20] Kurage**
They want to leave the temple (ridan).
***SIGN*** Ridan
**[05:22] Kiki**
This is our chance!
**[05:24] Akagami**
What do you mean?!
**[05:25] Kiki**
We can collect their ridan fee!
**[05:27] Kiki**
They'll pay us to remove their family's
grave and express their gratitude.
***SIGN*** Ridan
***SIGN*** "Ridan" is the act
of ending a relationship
between a temple
and its supporters.
***SIGN*** When the relationship
is ended, the supporters'
graves are removed
or transferred.
**[05:30] Akagami**
Shouldn't we be unhappy about
supporters leaving the temple?
**[05:33] Kiki**
What matters right now is the money.
**[05:36] Kiki**
This is a blessing from the Buddha.
**[05:38] Akagami**
*Her perception is totally warped!*
**[05:40] Kiki**
Leave it to me.
**[05:42] Kiki**
I'll make them cough up a hundred
times the market price.
**[05:45] Akagami**
Master, I think that's a bit much!
**[05:55] Yuzuki**
They're going to transfer their grave
to another temple in their neighborhood.
**[05:59] Yuzuki**
Our location's not good for them.
**[06:01] Kiki**
Did our guests leave? Did they pay a ridan fee?
**[06:04] Yuzuki**
What? No.
**[06:06] Yuzuki**
My mom decided we wouldn't collect
withdrawal fees from supporters
**[06:11] Yuzuki**
since they're a token of their gratitude.
**[06:13] Kiki**
That's true, but...
**[06:15] Yuzuki**
They still came despite the poor location
while my mom was around.
**[06:20] Yuzuki**
But they said they can't trust
Mikazuki Temple now.
**[06:27] Yuzuki**
I'm not as good at this as my mom.
**[06:32] Yuzuki**
I thought I was doing my
best to earn their trust,
**[06:37] Yuzuki**
but I'm still not doing nearly enough.
**[06:39] Yuzuki**
All right. I'll have to work even harder.
**[06:43] Akagami**
Yuzuki-san...
**[06:48] Kiki**
Yuzuki, stop training after today.
**[06:51] Kiki**
I won't instruct you anymore.
**[06:55] Both**
What?
**[06:56] Akagami**
But why, Master?
**[06:58] Kiki**
You'll have to figure that out yourself.
**[07:08] (Flashback) Tsukina**
Taking over a temple is a lot of work.
**[07:11] (Flashback) Tsukina**
Why do you want to do it?
**[07:12] (Flashback) Young Yuzuki**
Because I...
**[07:14] Yuzuki**
*How did I answer her then?*
**[07:24] Yuzuki**
Oh, right. I don't have training today.
**[07:30] Yuzuki**
*No, I don't have time to be depressed.*
**[07:33] Yuzuki**
*I have a lot of things to do.*
**[07:36] Yuzuki**
So I'll be doing my best again this year.
**[07:40] Kurage**
What exactly will you do?
**[07:42] Yuzuki**
Well, uh...
**[07:44] Mia**
You'll commit harakiri and write your
New Year's calligraphy in blood, right?
**[07:47] Kagura**
Japan is so exotic.
**[07:50] Yuzuki**
I don't think I'll be doing that.
**[07:52] Tsukuyo**
She probably means airing out the floor
cushions, maintaining the tatami mats,
***SIGN*** Over 100 cushions total!
***SIGN*** Mikazuki Temple is
in the 80-tatami class!
**[07:55] Tsukuyo**
and polishing the Buddhist objects.
**[07:58] Yuzuki**
That's right. There's a lot to do
at a temple besides train.
**[08:02] Tsukuyo**
But it should be easy thanks to Akagami.
**[08:06] Yuzuki**
Huh?
**[08:07] Tsukuyo**
The whole temple's sparkling
clean most of the time.
**[08:10] Kurage**
He regularly airs out the cushions and mats.
**[08:14] Mia**
And I helped him polish the Buddhist objects.
**[08:17] Yuzuki**
But there's a lot of other things to do.
**[08:19] Tsukuyo**
We'll be done in a snap if we do it together.
**[08:21] Yuzuki**
Oh, right. Wait, where's Akagami-kun?
**[08:26] Kagura**
He followed Kiki-san on her business.
**[08:29] Yuzuki**
Why?
**[08:30] Tsukuyo**
Who knows? I'd like to know, too,
**[08:34] Tsukuyo**
but my messages aren't showing as read.
**[08:37] Tsukuyo**
I keep sending them, too.
**[08:39] Mia**
You have Akagami's contact information?
**[08:42] Tsukuyo**
Huh?
**[08:43] Mia**
Why do you have that? Why don't I have it?
**[08:47] Kurage**
I don't have his, either. I want it, too.
**[08:50] Both**
No fair!
**[08:52] Kagura**
Oh, I have it.
**[08:54] Tsukuyo**
Exactly why do you have it?
**[08:58] Kurage**
You shouldn't get the jump on us like that.
**[09:01] Mia**
Just because you've already
conquered Akagami...
**[09:04] Tsukuyo**
Okay, I'd like to correct that!
***SIGN*** CHATTER CHATTER
**[09:07] Tsukuyo**
Help me, Yuzu-nee!
**[09:10] Tuskuyo**
Yuzu-nee?
**[09:12] Yuzuki**
I'd expect nothing less from Akagami-kun.
**[09:14] Yuzuki**
He does a perfect job, and everybody loves him.
**[09:16] Yuzuki**
But I can work just as hard.
**[09:24] Yuzuki**
*It really is spotless.*
**[09:29] Yuzuki**
*It's okay, Akagami-kun.*
**[09:32] (Flashback) Yuzuki**
I'll figure something out.
**[09:35] Yuzuki**
*That's right. I have to do something.*
**[09:38] Yuzuki**
*After all, my mom managed to do this alone.*
***SIGN*** Supermarket clerk
***SIGN*** Call center
***SIGN*** Fast food
***SIGN*** Convenience store
***SIGN*** Mover
***SIGN*** Illustrator
***SIGN*** Maid café
***SIGN*** Newspaper delivery
***SIGN*** Road work
***SIGN*** Cram school lecturer
***SIGN*** Specializing in High-paying Jobs
***SIGN*** All things are without a self.
**[10:24] Akagami**
Master, please allow Yuzuki-san
to resume her training!
**[10:28] Akagami**
Please!
**[10:30] Kiki**
This isn't the place for this.
**[10:33] Kiki**
And don't make me say it again.
**[10:36] Kiki**
Yuzuki doesn't currently have the right.
**[10:39] Akagami**
I'm not sure you have the right to be
our temple's head priest, so please!
**[10:43] Kiki**
Watch it. I'll end your training, too.
**[10:45] Kiki**
Yuzuki has to figure this out for herself.
**[10:50] Kiki**
There's no need for me to get involved.
**[10:52] Akagami**
Can't you please make an exception?
**[10:54] Kiki**
Pay the check, okay?
**[10:56] Akagami**
Master!
**[10:58] Kiki**
Oh, it's raining.
**[11:01] Akagami**
Hello—
**[11:01] Tsukuyo**
*You finally answered!*
**[11:03] Akagami**
*Tsukuyo-san?*
**[11:04] Akagami**
*I'm sorry. I've been busy.*
**[11:06] Tsukuyo**
Something more important is happening!
**[11:08] Tsukuyo**
*Yuzu-nee has gone missing!*
**[11:19] Tsukuyo**
*She was acting weird this morning.*
**[11:22] Tsukuyo**
*Do you have any idea where she went?*
**[11:25] Akagami**
*I have a bad feeling about this.*
**[11:30] Kiki**
*Tell me, Akagami. How do you see Yuzuki?*
**[11:35] Akagami**
*Yuzuki-san is dependable.*
**[11:38] Akagami**
*She can be a bit careless,*
**[11:41] Akagami**
* but she has her head on straight*
* and is always so positive.*
**[12:02] Yuzuki**
I'm so cold. What am I going to do?
**[12:05] Yuzuki**
I think I have a fever.
**[12:09] Yuzuki**
*I need to try harder.*
**[12:12] Yuzuki**
* I need to be able to do everything*
* myself so people will trust me.*
**[12:17] Yuzuki**
*Otherwise, I'll never be like Mom.*
**[12:24] Akagami**
* Damn it. I don't know where*
* else she could've gone.*
**[12:29] Akagami**
*Wait...*
**[12:34] Yuzuki**
* She was strong and pretty.*
* There wasn't anything she couldn't do.*
**[12:38] Yuzuki**
*Everyone trusted her.*
**[12:40] Yuzuki**
*Mom was perfect.*
**[12:44] (Flashback) Tsukina**
I'm shutting down Mikazuki Temple.
**[12:46] (Flashback) Tsukina**
Prepare to move, everyone.
**[12:49] (Flashback) Tsukina**
Got it?
**[12:51] (Flashback) Yuzuki**
Why, Mom? This is too sudden.
**[12:54] (Flashback) Tsukina**
It's already been decided.
**[12:56] (Flashback) Yuzuki**
Wait, Mom!
**[12:57] (Flashback) Yuzuki**
I'll take over the temple!
**[12:59] (Flashback) Tsukina**
You'll take over this temple?
**[13:02] (Flashback) Yuzuki**
I'll...
**[13:03] (Flashback) Tsukina**
You can't do it, Yuzuki.
**[13:12] (Flashback) Tsukina**
You can't save Mikazuki Temple.
**[13:19] Yuzuki**
*I can't do it?*
**[13:23] Yuzuki**
* Tell me, Mom. Is it because*
* I'm not good enough?*
**[13:28] Yuzuki**
*Am I lacking something?*
**[13:31] Yuzuki**
* Then I'll have to work harder*
* and become perfect.*
**[13:37] (Flashback) Kiki**
Yuzuki, stop training after today.
**[13:40] Yuzuki**
*Harder and harder.*
**[13:43] (Flashback) Akagami**
You can't do it, Yuzuki-san!
**[13:45] Yuzuki**
*I'll work harder.*
**[13:48] (Flashback) Tsukina**
You can't do it, Yuzuki.
**[13:51] Yuzuki**
* I'll work harder, so don't*
* close down our temple.*
**[13:55] Yuzuki**
*Please come back, Mom.*
**[13:59] Yuzuki**
I'm so cold.
**[14:05] Akagami**
*There's no reason for her to be there.*
**[14:10] Akagami**
* After all, Yuzuki-san is*
* much stronger than I am.*
**[14:25] Kiki**
*That's your bias speaking, Akagami.*
**[14:36] Yuzuki**
Akagami-kun?
**[14:40] Akagami**
* What about Yuzuki-san*
* have I even been looking at?*
**[14:45] Akagami**
* She faked smiles even when*
* she was losing heart.*
**[14:48] Akagami**
*She acted tough to hide her lack of confidence.*
**[14:51] Akagami**
*But she's actually so very...*
**[15:14] Yuzuki**
You're warm, Akagami-kun.
**[15:28] Yuzuki**
Nope, I can't get up. Not with this fever.
**[15:32] Akagami**
Zzz...
**[15:35] Yuzuki**
Akagami-kun?!
**[15:36] Akagami**
Yuzuki-san, you're awake!
**[15:38] Yuzuki**
*Oh, right. I need to apologize.*
**[15:41] Akagami**
*I must start by apologizing.*
**[15:43] Both**
I'm so—
**[15:44] Yuzuki**
Ow!
**[15:47] Yuzuki**
I'm sorry.
**[15:49] Akagami**
No, I'm sorry.
**[15:59] Yuzuki**
I feel like we haven't talked in a while.
**[16:06] Akagami**
Right?
***SIGN*** Water
***SIGN*** Stays Cold For
10 Hours
***SIGN*** Forehead Ice Pack
***SIGN*** White Peach
**[16:08] Yuzuki**
You took care of me all night?
**[16:10] Akagami**
I fell asleep at some point.
**[16:13] Yuzuki**
I'm sorry.
**[16:14] Akagami**
Why are you apologizing?
**[16:15] Yuzuki**
Because...
**[16:19] Yuzuki**
I'm surprised you knew I'd be under the bridge.
**[16:22] Akagami**
I didn't think you'd do
something as stupid as I did,
**[16:28] Akagami**
but I heard from Kurage-san
that you're a bumbling idiot.
**[16:32] Yuzuki**
A bumbling idiot?!
**[16:33] Akagami**
And I have some attachment to that place.
**[16:39] Akagami**
The first key to achieving enlightenment is...
**[16:44] Akagami**
"No one should live alone."
**[16:46] Akagami**
My father used to say that all the time.
**[16:50] Akagami**
He used it as an excuse
to build a harem, though.
**[16:55] Akagami**
I hated the phrase,
so I swore I'd live my life alone.
**[17:03] Akagami**
But you tore down that idea.
**[17:08] Akagami**
My world turned upside-down
under that bridge.
**[17:15] Akagami**
So please, Yuzuki-san, involve me in your life.
**[17:18] Yuzuki**
Akagami-kun...
**[17:21] Akagami**
You said you wouldn't leave me alone,
**[17:24] Akagami**
but you're trying to
isolate yourself right now.
**[17:28] Akagami**
Please let me be part of your relationships.
**[17:34] Yuzuki**
But it has nothing to do with you.
**[17:39] Yuzuki**
This only happened because I'm not good enough.
**[17:44] Yuzuki**
You didn't do anything wrong.
**[17:47] Yuzuki**
You should be doing what you want,
but you're so busy every day.
**[17:54] Yuzuki**
I don't want to cause any more trouble for you.
**[17:56] Akagami**
I'm doing this because I want to.
**[17:58] Akagami**
I love this temple just as much as you do.
**[18:07] (Flashback) Young Yuzuki**
Because I love Mikazuki Temple.
**[18:13] Yuzuki**
*I remember now.*
**[18:17] Yuzuki**
*It's so simple.*
**[18:22] Yuzuki**
Thank you, Akagami-kun.
**[18:28] Yuzuki**
Truly, thank you.
**[18:32] Tsukuyo**
We overheard your conversation!
***SIGN*** Pharmacy by the Temple
***SIGN*** Cold Medicine
**[18:36] Yuzuki**
How long have you been there?
**[18:37] Kagura**
Since Akagami-san put this inside you.
**[18:41] Yuzuki**
You did?
**[18:43] Akagami**
I didn't put anything in anyone!
**[18:45] Tuskuyo**
Yuzu-nee.
**[18:47] Yuzuki**
Tsukuyo.
**[18:48] All**
Idiot!
**[18:51] Mia**
We were so worried about you.
**[18:54] Tsukuyo**
We were so worried.
**[18:57] Kurage**
Punish her with tickles.
**[18:58] Kagura**
Or perhaps you'd prefer porn DVD punishment?
**[19:05] Tsukuyo**
Listen, Yuzu-nee.
**[19:08] Yuzuki**
Huh?
**[19:09] Tsukuyo**
We love Mikazuki Temple, too.
**[19:13] Tsukuyo**
You can't exclude us from helping you.
**[19:17] Yuzuki**
Guys...
**[19:18] Tsukuyo**
If anything, it feels like
you're the one being excluded.
***SIGN*** Everyone Already Exchanged Contact Information
***SIGN*** Ta-da!
**[19:24] Tsukuyo**
You're the only one who doesn't have
Akagami's contact information.
**[19:27] Yuzuki**
What?!
**[19:31] Yuzuki**
Let me join you!
**[19:37] Kiki**
You seem surprisingly energetic.
**[19:40] Yuzuki**
Kiki-san.
**[19:41] Akagami**
Um, Master...
**[19:43] Yuzuki**
Kiki-san, I finally figured it out.
**[19:47] Yuzuki**
I know why you stopped training
me and what I'd lost sight of.
**[19:54] Yuzuki**
When I couldn't do what my mom did,
**[19:57] Yuzuki**
I panicked and worried about
what others thought of me.
**[20:02] Yuzuki**
But I simply want to preserve the relationship
**[20:04] Yuzuki**
between this temple and everyone
as the head priest.
**[20:08] Yuzuki**
Please train me again.
**[20:18] Akagami**
Master!
**[20:19] Kiki**
Fix your health first.
Then we'll finish your training.
**[20:27] Yuzuki**
Thank you!
**[20:31] Kiki**
Settle down. Just rest.
**[20:33] Kiki**
Good grief.
**[20:35] Akagami**
Kiki-san, thank y—
**[20:38] Kiki**
No need to thank me.
**[20:39] Akagami**
But...
**[20:41] Kiki**
The selfish desire for recognition
**[20:44] Kiki**
is the farthest one can get
from achieving enlightenment.
**[20:49] Kiki**
Yuzuki simply realized how
a head priest should truly be.
**[20:55] Kiki**
I didn't do anything.
**[21:10] Akagami**
Should you be up and about already?
**[21:12] Yuzuki**
Yeah. My fever's gone down.
**[21:16] Yuzuki**
I'm going to quit looking for a job.
**[21:19] Akagami**
What?
**[21:20] Yuzuki**
I'll ask our supporters for donations
to repair the principle figure.
**[21:26] Akagami**
I'm not sure they will.
**[21:29] Yuzuki**
It'll be difficult. I agree.
**[21:33] Yuzuki**
That's why I thought I had to sacrifice
myself to protect Mikazuki Temple.
**[21:39] Akagami**
Right.
**[21:41] Yuzuki**
But that was wrong.
**[21:43] Yuzuki**
There's no future when something's
acquired through that kind of sacrifice.
**[21:50] Yuzuki**
The fifth key to achieving enlightenment is
"Don't run from your own weaknesses."
**[21:56] Yuzuki**
We'll all protect Mikazuki Temple together.
**[21:59] Akagami**
Yes, together.
**[22:04] Akagami**
You forgot something.
**[22:07] Tsukuyo**
Oh, sorry.
**[22:09] Tsukuyo**
Hey, whoa!
**[22:15] Kurage**
That was on purpose.
**[22:16] Tsukuyo**
Obviously not!
**[22:19] Kurage**
Akagami-san.
**[22:21] Kurage**
My goodbye kiss.
**[22:24] Tsukuyo**
Kurage, we're holding a family
meeting when you get home.
**[22:29] Akagami**
Kurage-san, don't you tease me, too.
**[22:32] Kurage**
You're such a dummy, Akagami-san.
**[22:34] Kurage**
Dummy, dummy, dummy.
**[22:36] Kiki**
Mia, are you ready yet?
**[22:38] Mia**
I'll be right there.
**[22:45] Mia**
I-I'm sorry!
**[22:49] Mia**
Are you okay?
**[22:50] Akagami**
Oh, this is nothing.
**[22:53] Akagami**
Ow...
**[22:55] Akagami**
It's suddenly nighttime?
**[23:03] Kiki**
There, there. Wanna suck on these?
**[23:05] Akagami**
No, thank you!
**[23:06] Kiki**
Mia, we're visiting our dear
supporters. Don't be late.
**[23:10] Mia**
Y-Yes, ma'am.
**[23:11] Akagami**
Good luck on your first errand.
**[23:14] Yuzuki**
Thanks for waiting, everyone.
**[23:16] Yuzuki**
I'll be back later.
**[23:18] Akagami**
Okay. Be careful.
**[23:19] Yuzuki**
And, um... While I'm gone...
**[23:22] Akagami**
I'll handle the chores.
**[23:24] Yuzuki**
Huh?
**[23:25] Akagami**
Don't worry about Mikazuki Temple.
**[23:28] Yuzuki**
You're right. In that case,
I'm counting on you.
**[23:32] Akagami**
Sure.
**[23:34] Kurage**
Yuzuki-oneechan is the only one who didn't
have a sexual experience this morning.
**[23:38] Yuzuki**
Kurage, what are you saying?!
**[23:40] Tsukuyo**
We don't know that yet. For example...
**[23:47] Tsukuyo**
See?
**[23:51] Akagami**
Worldly thoughts, begone!
**[23:53] Yuzuki**
Akagami-kun, you idiot!
# E13 - No Way, Why Is It So Big... / You Mustn't Touch That...
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GMKUXQKE0/no-way-why-is-it-so-big--you-mustnt-touch-that)
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***SIGN*** Mikazuki Temple
***SIGN*** Extra 1
No Way, Why Is It So Big...
**[01:33] Akagami**
Wh-Wh-What...
**[01:36] Yuzuki**
Wh-Wh-What...
***SIGN*** Mikazuki Temple
**[01:39] Both**
What the heck is this?!
**[01:43] Akagami**
Huh? What? What's happening?
**[01:47] Akagami**
Is this Akagami-kun's body?
**[01:49] Akagami**
What's going on?
**[01:50] Akagami**
When I woke up,
I was inside Akagami-kun's body.
**[01:54] Akagami**
I'm not dreaming.
**[02:01] Akagami**
No way... Why is it so big?
**[02:04] Akagami**
But I'm not thinking any dirty thoughts.
**[02:08] Yuzuki**
I-I'm inside Yuzuki-san's body?
**[02:11] Yuzuki**
Her boo—
**[02:14] Yuzuki**
Worldly thoughts, begone!
**[02:16] Yuzuki**
No, I mustn't hurt Yuzuki-san's precious face.
**[02:20] Yuzuki**
She's so beautiful.
**[02:23] Yuzuki**
But how can I fix this?
**[02:29] Akagami**
Kurage?
**[02:32] Kurage**
Akagami-san.
**[02:34] Kurage**
Let's get married.
**[02:37] Kurage**
Everyone will have to acknowledge
our relationship then.
**[02:39] Akagami**
W-W-Wait...
**[02:45] Kurage**
Checkmate, Akagami-san.
**[02:48] Akagami**
Wait, wait, wait!
**[02:50] Kurage**
Kurage-san is still just a child.
**[02:52] Kurage**
If people found out you were doing
this with her, you'd be finished.
**[02:58] Akagami**
I said wait!
**[03:00] Kurage**
My, my. I can't believe you're
letting Kurage-san do this to you.
**[03:04] Kurage**
You lolicon.
**[03:07] Akagami**
Oh, no!
**[03:09] Kurage**
What's wrong with you? You're acting weird.
**[03:12] Akagami**
Is that you, Kagura?
***SIGN*** Mikazuki Temple
**[03:17] Kurage**
It seems we've all swapped bodies.
**[03:21] Akagami**
Is that even possible?
**[03:23] Kurage**
It's happening right now.
**[03:25] Akagmi**
I wonder what caused it.
**[03:27] Kurage**
The cause, huh?
**[03:30] (Flashback) Yuzuki**
Incense?
**[03:32] (Flashback) Kagura**
Yes, I had the Baldwin family send it here.
**[03:35] (Flashback) Tsukuyo**
It looks kind of sketchy.
**[03:37] (Flashback) Kagura**
Let's try burning it.
**[03:41] Kurage**
I was just trying to turn
Mia-san into a sexy perv, but...
**[03:46] Kagami**
So this was your fault, Kagura?
**[03:48] Kurage**
Tee-hee.
**[03:49] Akagami**
In any case, we need to find the others.
**[03:52] Akagami**
They probably need help.
**[03:56] Yuzuki**
I can't stay here forever.
**[03:58] Yuzuki**
I'll get changed and make
myself look like Yuzuki-san...
**[04:02] Yuzuki**
No bra?!
**[04:10] Mia**
I'm an adult.
**[04:18] Mia**
So mature and sexy.
***SIGN*** Recording
**[04:22] Mia**
Akagami-san, look at me.
**[04:42] Akagami**
Kurage?
**[04:44] Akagami**
You're Kurage, aren't you?
**[04:45] Kurage**
Make sure you save that video, please.
**[04:49] Mia**
It's me. What a strange feeling.
**[04:53] Kurage**
I've never seen Mia-san
act like this before, either.
**[04:56] Akagami**
Kurage, we're holding a family meeting later.
**[04:59] Mia**
Yuzuki-oneechan?
**[05:00] Akagami**
I think this calls for an apology.
**[05:04] Mia**
But I'm Mia-chan right now.
**[05:06] Akagami**
I see. I suppose it can't be helped, then.
**[05:10] Akagami**
Mia did mention that she's on a diet.
**[05:13] Akagami**
It's a shame, since we received that tasty
yokan from one of our temple's supporters.
**[05:18] Mia**
Yokan?
**[05:22] Akagami**
Taking dirty videos of
yourself really isn't okay.
**[05:25] Mia**
I'm sorry.
**[05:27] Akagami**
Good girl. Now, let's erase this vid—
**[05:32] Kurage**
That was my scream.
**[05:37] Yuzuki**
There's always a solution.
**[05:38] Yuzuki**
This will allow me to undress
without looking at myself.
**[05:45] Yuzuki**
Oh, no!
**[05:48] Kurage**
My, my.
**[05:50] Kagura**
Kiki-san, please stop.
**[05:55] Akagami**
Nyagosuke?
**[05:57] Kurage**
I see. So Kiki-san swapped with Nyagosuke.
**[05:58] Kagura**
Kiki-san...
**[06:00] Kagura**
Kiki-san, no...
**[06:01] Akagami**
Is that you, Tsukuyo?
**[06:05] Akagami**
You're Tsukuyo, right?
**[06:08] Kagura**
Don't look!
**[06:12] Kagura**
You'll pay for this!
**[06:14] Akagami**
Why are you mad at *me*?
**[06:16] Nyagosuke**
Good grief. What a ruckus.
**[06:19] Akagami**
It spoke!
**[06:20] Nyagosuke**
What's wrong with a talking cat?
**[06:22] Mia**
Nothing. Nyagosuke is cute.
**[06:25] Nyagosuke**
I am Kiki.
**[06:27] Mia**
There, there.
**[06:28] Nyagosuke**
I am Kiki!
**[06:30] Mia**
Let's get you some milk.
**[06:33] Nyagosuke**
I'd prefer sake.
**[06:35] Kurage**
For her, I mean.
**[06:42] Nyagosuke**
That's rather sexy, if I do say so myself.
**[06:44] Mia**
Nyagosuke goes to sleep after drinking milk,
so we can leave him alone for a while.
**[06:49] Kurage**
Let's look for the others in the meantime.
**[06:53] Akagami**
Wait.
**[06:55] Kurage**
What is it?
**[06:56] Akagami**
Well, um...
**[07:00] Kagura/Id**
* I ran without thinking about it, but it's*
* possible Akagami's swapped with someone, too.*
**[07:14] Kagura**
What are you doing?
**[07:16] Akagami**
How do I do this?
**[07:21] Yuzuki**
I'll never get anywhere
unless I do something about this.
**[07:24] Yuzuki**
I must get dressed quickly.
**[07:25] Yuzuki**
Which clothes would make
Yuzuki-san look the most beautiful?
**[07:30] Yuzuki**
A kimono?
**[07:30] Yuzuki**
But a kimono would involve...
**[07:34] Yuzuki**
Changing my bottoms...
**[07:35] Yuzuki**
Oh, no!
**[07:38] Tsukuyo/Id**
*It's just my imagination.*
**[07:40] Tsukuyo/Id**
* This is definitely just a*
* trick of my imagination.*
**[07:44] Tsukuyo/Id**
*It's real!*
**[07:46] Akagami**
Mia?
**[07:49] Akagami**
You're Mia, right?
**[07:51] Tsukuyo**
Is that you, Yuzuki-san?
**[07:54] Akagami**
I'm glad nothing terrible has happened to you.
**[07:56] Tsukuyo**
Does this mean you've all swapped, too?
**[08:00] Tsukuyo**
It's me...
**[08:02] Mia**
I'm Kurage.
**[08:03] Kurage**
I'm Kagura.
**[08:06] Tsukuyo**
What are those for?
**[08:07] Kurage**
Handling hazardous materials.
**[08:10] Nyagosuke**
Damn you for being so robust!
**[08:13] Akagami**
Kiki-san...
**[08:14] Tsukuyo**
Master, could you cat slap me, too?
**[08:18] Kagura**
Don't! That's my body!
**[08:20] Mia**
What's robust?
**[08:22] Kagura**
Don't worry about it, Kurage.
**[08:24] Akagami**
More importantly, we need
to find everyone quickly!
**[08:27] Akagami**
Who haven't we found yet?
**[08:29] Kagura**
Yuzu-nee herself!
**[08:31] Kagura**
She's in serious trouble since
she swapped with Akagami.
**[08:34] Kurage**
Maybe Akagami-san's in
the bathroom right now.
**[08:39] Yuzuki**
If I clear my mind of mundane thoughts,
I should be able to ignore my worldly thoughts.
**[08:42] Yuzuki**
I'm not Akagami Akemitsu
right now. I'm Yuzuki-san.
**[08:47] Yuzuki**
Yuzuki-san, the world's most wonderful woman.
**[08:49] Yuzuki**
I never experience the shadow
of a worldly thought.
**[08:53] Kurage**
You're pervy too, Yuzuki-oneechan.
**[08:55] Yuzuki**
Not right now, Kurage-san!
**[08:57] Kurage**
You secret perv.
**[09:03] Yuzuki**
I don't think so, worldly thoughts.
**[09:15] Mia**
Huh?
**[09:16] Kagura**
My, my.
**[09:17] Kurage**
I'm not mature or sexy anymore.
**[09:19] Akagami**
Which means...
**[09:21] Tsukuyo**
We're back to normal?
**[09:24] Kiki**
Hey, kids.
**[09:26] Mia**
Master?
**[09:27] Kiki**
Well? Is everyone back to normal?
**[09:30] Tsukuyo**
What about you?
**[09:32] Tsukuyo**
She's still got some cat in her.
**[09:34] Kurage**
Meow, meow.
**[09:36] Kiki**
Hey, cut that out.
**[09:37] Kagura**
If the effects expire
after some time has passed,
**[09:40] Kagura**
then I must give some more
thought to how to use it.
**[09:46] Tsukuyo**
Wait. Akagami, where's Yuzu-nee?
**[09:49] Tsukuyo**
You swapped bodies with Yuzu-nee, right?
**[09:52] Tsukuyo**
Then you must know where she is.
**[09:55] Akagami**
Well, actually, um...
**[09:59] Akagami**
I was in Yuzuki-san's room this whole time.
**[10:02] Tsukuyo**
Let's go, everyone.
**[10:04] Akagami**
N-No, wait!
**[10:11] Akagami**
I gave up on getting dressed, and in order
to suppress my worldly desires, I...
**[10:16] Yuzuki**
Is everyone out there? Are we back to normal?
**[10:19] Yuzuki**
It's pitch-black! And why can't I move?
**[10:23] Akagami**
Yuzuki-san, I'm sorry!
**[10:29] Yuzuki**
What?!
***SIGN*** Mikazuki Temple
***SIGN*** Pearls before swine, sutras before cats
***SIGN*** Extra 2
You Mustn't Touch That...
**[10:59] Akagami**
What?!
**[11:02] Akagami**
Kiki-san?
**[11:03] Kiki**
Do you believe in God?
**[11:06] Akagami**
God? But we run a temple.
This can't be good.
**[11:10] Kiki**
You may kiss the bride.
**[11:12] Akagami**
You want me to what?!
**[11:17] Akagami**
Is that you, Yuzuki-san?
**[11:20] Kiki**
In sickness and in health,
may the Buddha always be with you.
**[11:34] Hoan**
I'd like to have about ten kids.
**[11:38] Hoan**
Mikazuki Temple shall be closed immediately!
**[11:50] Hoan**
Don't waste your time.
**[11:51] Hoan**
Un-horse-tunately, there are no
knights here to ride to your defense.
**[11:55] Kagura**
There's one right here.
**[12:05] Akagami**
Kagura-san!
**[12:13] Hoan**
Get her!
**[12:42] Kagura**
Uggy...
**[12:44] Akagami**
Uggy?
**[12:45] Kagura**
It's short for "Ugh, kill them."
**[12:47] Akagami**
I see! I won't allow that to happen!
**[12:52] Kagura**
Wow!
**[12:57] Kagura**
My, my.
**[12:58] Akagami**
Let's run for it.
**[13:09] Akagami**
Which way?
**[13:13] Akagami**
Kagura-san, where are we going?
**[13:16] Kagura**
Hold on tight!
**[13:29] Akagami**
Where are we?
**[13:31] Kagura**
On the moon, of course.
**[13:33] Akagami**
What?!
**[13:36] Kagura**
No one will interrupt us here.
**[13:40] Kagura**
It's time to pay up.
**[13:43] Akagami**
W-We mustn't, Kagura-san!
I'm not that kind of—
**[13:50] Kagura**
Poke.
**[13:50] Akagami**
Hey!
**[14:21] Tsukuyo**
Akagami, are you okay?
**[14:44] Akagami**
Tsukuyo-san?
**[14:45] Tsukuyo**
You don't have to pay for that kiss.
**[14:47] Tsukuyo**
That was just mouth-to-mouth.
**[14:49] Akagami**
What are you talking about?
**[14:52] Tsukuyo**
Forget it. Anyway, why
don't we swim together?
**[14:54] Akagami**
Sounds nice.
**[15:24] Tsukuyo**
That was fun.
**[15:25] Akagami**
Yes.
**[15:28] Tsukuyo**
Akagami?
**[15:29] Akagami**
Tsukuyo-san, your, um... breasts...
**[15:39] Tsukuyo**
Hey, Akagami...
**[15:40] Akagami**
Y-Yes?
**[15:41] Tsukuyo**
Look at me.
**[15:43] Akagami**
But...
**[15:43] Tsukuyo**
Just do it.
**[15:46] Tsukuyo**
There.
**[15:47] Akagami**
You can take that off?!
**[15:55] Tsukuyo**
Don't avert your eyes, Akagami.
**[15:58] Akagami**
Tsukuyo-san...
**[15:59] Tsukuyo**
Hold me tight. Please.
**[16:05] Akagami**
Quicksand?!
**[16:06] Tsukuyo**
Akagami...
**[16:17] Akagami**
Where am I?
**[16:18] Kurage**
A room in a castle.
**[16:19] Kurage**
The kind you sometimes see
on the side of major roadways.
**[16:25] Akagami**
Kurage-san, those aren't castles.
**[16:28] Kurage**
I'll accommodate your tastes.
**[16:30] Akagami**
What?
***SIGN*** Kurage
**[16:38] Kurage**
Well?
**[16:41] Kurage**
Or do you prefer this?
**[16:49] Kurage**
You're a lolicon, after all.
**[16:52] Akagami**
I'm not, though!
**[16:56] Kurage**
Here's a special treat.
**[16:58] Akagami**
Huh?
**[17:00] Akagami**
What?
**[17:02] Akagami**
What?!
**[17:08] Akagami**
Kurage-san turned into an adult?!
**[17:11] Kurage**
This is in the way.
**[17:13] Akagami**
W-W-Wait...
**[17:15] Akagami**
Wait!
**[17:18] Kurage**
Kaboom.
**[17:23] Akagami**
Kurage-san, we mustn't!
**[17:25] Kurage**
Why not? I'm an adult.
**[17:28] Akagami**
Even adults should only do this
with someone they truly love.
**[17:31] Kurage**
But I truly love you, Akagami-san.
**[17:37] Mia**
Akagami!
**[17:39] Akagami**
Now Mia-san's here?!
**[17:40] Mia**
Save the excuses!
**[17:42] Mia**
You shall be judged by Hyakunin Isshu!
**[17:44] Akagami**
And her character
development has been undone!
**[17:46] Akagami**
Wait! This is dangerous!
**[17:46] Mia**
Wait! Stop running!
**[17:50] Tsukuyo**
You've got this, Akagami!
**[17:51] Kagura**
Keep it up, Mia-san!
**[17:53] Akagami**
What's going on here?
**[17:55] Akagami**
This series of events has
been chaotic from the start...
**[17:59] Akagami**
Kiki-san?!
**[18:01] Akagami**
I'm sorry, I—
**[18:02] Akagami**
Why are you undressing, too?!
**[18:04] Kiki**
It's not fan service unless I undress, too.
**[18:07] Kiki**
Come on. Don't be shy.
**[18:10] Akagami**
Worldly thoughts, be—
**[18:14] Mia**
Gotcha.
**[18:22] Akagami**
Where am I?
***SIGN*** Post-Penance
Pleasure Room
**[18:23] Mia**
Akagami.
***SIGN*** Post-Penance
Pleasure Room
**[18:26] Mia**
Do you perhaps enjoy this kind of thing?
**[18:28] Kagura**
It's BDSM penance.
***SIGN*** Blessings of Dreamlike
and Surreal Madness
BDSM
**[18:31] Akagami**
It's certainly a type of penance...
**[18:35] Mia**
Prepare yourself.
**[18:37] Kagura**
Mia-san, be careful with that open flame.
**[18:39] Mia**
I know.
**[18:40] Akagami**
No, no, no!
**[18:46] Akagami**
Huh? It's not actually that hot.
**[18:48] Mia**
It's called a low-temperature candle.
**[18:50] Mia**
It's a specialty product that
allows you to safely
**[18:53] Mia**
enjoy wax play without burning your partner.
**[18:54] Akagami**
Why do you know so much about that?!
**[18:56] Yuzuki**
Mia! Kagura!
**[19:00] Akagami**
Yuzuki-san?!
**[19:01] Yuzuki**
Look at you, Akagami-kun. You're all dirty.
**[19:09] Mia**
Perhaps you could scrape the
wax off with your fingernails.
**[19:12] Kagura**
Let's wait until we've
dripped wax on more places.
**[19:14] Akagami**
Please, no!
**[19:16] Yuzuki**
Then why don't we wash you off in the bath?
**[19:19] Akagami**
Together?!
**[19:28] Yuzuki**
How is this, Akagami-kun?
**[19:33] Tsukuyo**
This is so embarrassing.
**[19:35] Kurage**
Adult bodies are so much fun.
**[19:39] Mia**
What am I supposed to wash, exactly?
**[19:42] Kagura**
Calm down and feel around with
your hands. You'll figure it out.
**[19:45] Akagami**
I-I don't think hitting myself will
save me from these worldly thoughts.
**[19:51] Kiki**
How does it feel to be in paradise?
**[19:54] Akagami**
Clear your mind,
clear your mind, clear your mind,
**[19:57] Akagami**
clear your mind, clear your mind, clear your—
**[20:12] Mia**
No!
**[20:13] Kiki**
Stop!
**[20:15] Kagura**
Oh, no.
**[20:18] Akagami**
Those tentacles are preying upon
you in a most indecent manner!
**[20:21] Yuzuki**
Akagami-kun, save us!
**[20:23] Akagami**
One moment! I'll be right—
**[20:33] Akagami**
Who wants to see this?!
**[20:37] Kagura**
Such an unsightly turtle head.
**[20:40] Akagami**
Just kill me already.
**[20:42] Kagura**
I won't go that far, but...
**[21:08] Yuzuki**
Akagami-kun seems to be in a lot of pain.
**[21:11] Kiki**
It kind of looks like he's enjoying himself.
**[21:13] Tsukuyo**
How? He's stuck in bed with a fever.
**[21:16] Mia**
I can't believe he suddenly
got sick and collapsed.
**[21:20] Kurage**
Akagami-san...
**[21:22] Yuzuki**
Don't worry. The doctor who came said it's
just a cold, and he'll get better with rest.
**[21:29] Akagami**
Ladies...
**[21:31] Akagami**
You mustn't touch that...
**[21:34] Kagura**
I wonder what he's dreaming about.
**[21:36] Kurage**
If Akagami-san starts sweating,
should we wipe his body clean again?
**[21:41] Yuzuki**
What?
**[21:45] Mia**
That was something we had to do together.
**[21:50] Mia**
Right, Kagura?
**[21:52] Kurage**
Akagami-san's body looked
just like I learned in health class.
**[21:59] Kiki**
You're such a good student, Kurage.
**[22:01] Yuzuki**
In any case, let's not tell Akagami-kun
**[22:04] Yuzuki**
we wiped every last centimeter
of his body when he wakes up.
**[22:08] Yuzuki**
Okay?
**[22:11] Kurage**
Can I write about it in my illustrated diary?
**[22:13] Yuzuki**
No!
**[22:16] Akagami**
Worldly thoughts, begone...