Season 1
- E1 - You'll Repay Us With Your Body!
- E2 - Being Pervy Isn't a Bad Thing
- E3 - I'll Castrate You
- E4 - Go Ahead and Take a Shower
- E5 - How Shall I Make You Take Responsibility?
- E6 - Let's Establish Facts!
- E7 - What Color Is Your Underwear?
- E8 - Seeing a Turtle Is Good Luck
- E9 - Jealousy
- E10 - I Just Got a Little Turned On
- E11 - The Body Doesn't Lie
- E12 - No One Should Live Alone
- E13 - No Way, Why Is It So Big... / You Mustn't Touch That...
E1 - You'll Repay Us With Your Body!
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[00:01] (Flashback) Harukaze
Now listen, Akemitsu.
[00:03] (Flashback) Harukaze
No one can live alone.
[00:06] (Flashback) Young Akemitsu
Where'd that come from, Dad?
[00:09] (Flashback) Harukaze
As a member of the Akagami family,
you should understand.
[00:12] (Flashback) Harukaze
Two is better than one,
and many is better than two.
[00:16] (Flashback) Harukaze
Doesn't having more friends make you happier?
[00:18] (Flashback) Young Akemitsu
Yeah!
[00:19] (Flashback) Harukaze
So your dad thought, "Surely it's
better to have more lovers, too."
[00:25] (Flashback) Young Akemitsu
You're so cool, Dad!
[00:29] (Flashback) Harukaze
Looks like my ride is here.
[00:33] (Flashback) Young Akemitsu
Are you going somewhere, Dad?
[00:36] (Flashback) Harukaze
Yes. Your dad has decided
to live his own life...
[00:42] (Flashback) Harukaze
by getting real friendly with all the
women of the world he hasn't met yet.
[00:46] (Flashback) Young Akemitsu
You're so cool, Dad! The coolest!
[00:51] (Flashback) Young Akemitsu
Dad!
SIGN Episode 1: You'll Repay Us With Your Body!
[02:40] Kurage
Poke, poke.
[02:51] Kagura
Hilarious.
[03:03] Akemitsu
I have to get to class!
[03:08] Akemitsu
My father once said to me,
[03:11] Akemitsu
"No one can live alone."
[03:18] Coach
Last two laps!
[03:20] Man A
Sure is nice.
[03:21] Man B
Sure is.
[03:23] Man A
That sure is a nice ass.
[03:24] Man B
Sure is.
[03:26] Man A
Hey, Akagami.
[03:27] Man B
Check it out.
[03:29] Akemitsu
Sorry, but I've got work.
[03:32] Man A
Akagami never changes.
[03:35] Man B
Hey, wanna go to a mixer?
[03:39] Akemitsu
I'll pass.
SIGN Civil Service Exam
Study Guide
[03:41] Akemitsu
No need, no need, no need!
[03:43] Akemitsu
The life of Akagami Akemitsu needs no women!
[03:51] Akemitsu
Thank you.
[03:53] Manager
Thanks for picking up this shift
on such short notice, Akagami-kun.
[03:57] Akemitsu
No problem, boss.
[03:59] Manager
Are you sure you're okay staying this late?
[04:01] Manager
I figured a college student would have
a date planned or something.
[04:04] Akemitsu
Oh, I'm going to be single for life.
[04:07] Manager
Are you? By the time your father was your age—
[04:11] Akemitsu
I'm not like my father.
[04:14] Manager
S-Sorry...
[04:17] Akemitsu
Welcome.
[04:27] (Flashback) Young Akemitsu
You're so cool, Dad!
[04:32] Akemitsu
There's no way that perverted scumbag
was cool, five-year-old me.
[04:39] Akemitsu
I've suffered so much
embarrassment because of that jerk.
[04:44] (Flashback) Woman
Akagami Akemitsu? Oh, my! From that family?
[04:48] (Flashback) Classmate A
No! He's an Akagami! He'll violate us!
[04:53] Akemitsu
I shall wipe away this dishonor.
[04:56] Akemitsu
Mixers? Girlfriends?
SIGN Mixers
SIGN Mixers
SIGN Girlfriends
SIGN Girlfriends
[04:58] Akemitsu
Those are just evils, nothing more.
[05:00] Akemitsu
I'll live a noble single life.
[05:03] Akemitsu
I'll pass the civil service exam and
acquire a stable income and status.
SIGN Civil Service Exam
Study Guide
[05:09] Akemitsu
And then... And then...
SIGN Civil Service Exam
Study Guide
SIGN Guaranteed Success Series Study Guide
[05:13] Yuzuki
Wait!
[05:25] Akemitsu
Where'd this bale of rice come from?
[05:27] Yuzuki
I'm so sorry!
[05:35] Yuzuki
Are you all right? Are you hurt?
[05:39] Yuzuki
I'm really sorry. The cart tipped over.
[05:44] Yuzuki
Um, can you stand?
[05:47] Yuzuki
Are you in any pain?
[05:50] Yuzuki
What should I do?
I guess I should call an ambulance.
[05:55] Akemitsu
There's no problem.
[05:56] Akemitsu
I'm totally fine.
[05:59] Yuzuki
Wait!
[06:01] Akemitsu
Crap, crap, crap!
[06:03] Akemitsu
This can't be real! No way!
[06:05] Akemitsu
This can't happen! Not to me!
[06:22] Akemitsu
She's cute...
[06:30] Coach
Last lap!
[06:32] Man A
Should we enjoy the view again today?
[06:35] Man B
Sounds good.
[06:40] Man B
Huh? Akagami?
[06:41] Akemitsu
So sexy...
[06:44] Man A
We're gonna go to another mixer.
[06:46] Man B
You're not coming, right?
[06:52] Akemitsu
I'll go.
[06:53] Boy A
Seriously?! What about your lectures?
[06:55] Akemitsu
I'll skip.
[06:56] Boy B
And your job?
[06:56] Akemitsu
I'll skip.
[06:59] All
Cheers!
[07:05] Akemitsu
What am I doing?!
[07:08] Akemitsu
I can't believe I fell in love at first sight!
[07:10] Akemitsu
Not only do my feelings grow day by day,
[07:12] Akemitsu
but I'm assaulted by waves of desire
like water breaking through a dam!
[07:16] Akemitsu
I even ended up getting fired from my job!
SIGN Fired
for
skipping
work
[07:18] Sign
m 0 0 l 65 0 l 65 100 l 0 100
[07:18] Akemitsu
I'm about to fail my classes, too!
[07:21] Sign
m 0 0 l 65 0 l 65 100 l 0 100
SIGN Failing
for
skipping
class
[07:22] Akemitsu
So this is the curse of the Akagami family?!
SIGN m 0 0 l 65 0 l 65 100 l 0 100
SIGN Not
a
curse
SIGN Incoming
Call
[07:29] Akemitsu
Hello? A mixer? Yeah, I'll be there.
[07:33] Akemitsu
Wait, no!
[07:35] Akemitsu
There's only one option left.
SIGN Registrar
SIGN Leave of Absence
[07:44] Registrar
Are you serious?
[07:46] Akemitsu
Yes.
[07:48] Registrar
You're renouncing the world to become a monk?
Do you have connections to a temple?
[07:52] Akemitsu
When I discussed the idea with my uncle,
who's a former priest, he lent me a stole.
[07:56] Registrar
I feel like there are other ways
to overcome your desires.
[08:00] Akemitsu
Distancing yourself from the secular world
is the best way to retrain yourself.
SIGN Mikazuki
Temple
SIGN Mikazuki Temple
[08:08] Akemitsu
This is it.
[08:10] Akemitsu
I'll become a monk at this temple my uncle
referred me to, one closed off to women.
[08:17] Akemitsu
Now I won't be led astray.
[08:23] Akemitsu
Pardon me!
[08:27] Akemitsu
Pardon me!
[08:30] Yuzuki
Yes?
[08:36] Yuzuki
Can I help you?
[08:39] Yuzuki
Huh?
[08:41] Yuzuki
Um, excuse me...
[08:44] Yuzuki
What kind of prank is this?!
[08:49] Yuzuki
A stole? Wait, no way...
[08:56] Yuzuki
One moment, please!
[08:59] Akemitsu
What's she doing here?
[09:02] Akemitsu
I thought women weren't allowed here.
[09:04] Akemitsu
Is she an illusion produced by my desires?
[09:07] Yuzuki
Thank you for waiting.
[09:10] Yuzuki
Ouch...
[09:14] Yuzuki
Excuse me. I was in a hurry.
SIGN SPARKLE
SIGN SPARKLE
SIGN SPARKLE
SIGN SPARKLE
[09:20] Yuzuki
Thank you for coming all this way.
[09:22] Yuzuki
My name is Aoba Yuzuki.
[09:27] Yuzuki
Um, where are you going?
[09:36] Yuzuki
Are you all right?
[09:41] Yuzuki
Huh?
[09:43] Akemitsu
No, no! Anything but that!
[09:46] Akemitsu
I'm in no condition to resist right now!
[09:48] Yuzuki
I-I'm sorry. My clothes...
[09:50] Akemitsu
Don't look! I must leave here right away!
[09:53] Akemitsu
Right away... I must... I...
[09:57] Akemitsu
I love you! Please marry me!
[10:03] Yuzuki
What?
SIGN Life has its ups and downs.
[10:14] Yuzuki
Here you are.
[10:15] Akemitsu
Thank you.
[10:24] Akemitsu
What's going on here?
[10:26] Akemitsu
Why are we having tea?
[10:27] Akemitsu
I thought joining a temple
would look more like...
[10:31] Akemitsu
Please let me join the temple!
[10:32] Monk
Get out of here!
[10:33] Yuzuki
I'm sorry. The head priest
isn't here right now.
[10:37] Akemitsu
I see.
[10:38] Yuzuki
I was told you'd be coming tomorrow.
[10:42] Akemitsu
I see. So there was a
miscommunication with my uncle.
SIGN Uncle
[10:45] Yuzuki
So, um...
[10:48] Akemitsu
Either way, what's she doing here?
[10:52] Yuzuki
What are your interests?
[10:53] Akemitsu
A question?
[10:55] Akemitsu
Is this an admission test?
SIGN Pass or Fail
[10:57] Akemitsu
Did they invite a woman to a place where
women are prohibited to gauge my reaction?
[11:02] Akemitsu
This is bad. Really bad.
[11:05] Akemitsu
I proposed to her seconds
after arriving at the temple.
[11:07] Akemitsu
I'm surely going to fail.
[11:11] Yuzuki
I-Is something wrong?
[11:14] Akemitsu
She's so cute.
[11:17] Yuzuki
What are you doing?!
[11:19] Akemitsu
Forgive me, but I'm experiencing
some worldly desires.
[11:22] Akemitsu
Where is your restroom?
[11:24] Yuzuki
It's out the door and to the left.
[11:30] Akemitsu
Crap, crap, crap. What should I do?
[11:35] Akemitsu
What a magnificent yard.
[11:42] Akemitsu
Is it down there?
[11:46] Akemitsu
Are you stuck down there?
[11:52] Akemitsu
It's too deep to reach.
[12:03] Yuzuki
Hello, Kiki-san?
[12:05] Yuzuki
What's the matter?
Well, the man I'm supposed to meet
[12:09] Yuzuki
arrived a day early for some reason.
[12:12] Yuzuki
This is my first arranged marriage meeting.
[12:14] Yuzuki
He actually asked me to marry
him as soon as he got here.
[12:18] Yuzuki
You're supposed to be the intermediary, right?
[12:20] Yuzuki
Get back here and help me.
[12:22] Kiki
Hang on. What are you talking about?
[12:25] Kiki
The man you're supposed to meet
is sitting next to me right now.
[12:30] Yuzuki
What? Then who is he?
[12:33] Kiki
Yuzuki, hello? Yuzuki?
[12:36] Tsukuyo
I'm back.
[12:38] Yuzuki
Tsukuyo.
[12:40] Tsukuyo
Yuzu-nee, was your arranged
marriage meeting today?
[12:43] Tsukuyo
I was hoping to spy on you.
[12:46] Yuzuki
A malevolent ghost appeared.
[12:48] Tsukuyo
What?
[12:49] Yuzuki
Or perhaps he's a type of spirit.
[12:52] Tsukuyo
What are you talking about? Those don't... exist...
[12:57] Akemitsu
Help me...
[13:07] Yuzuki
Tsukuyo, run!
[13:12] Akemitsu
An ambulance...
[13:23] Yuzuki
Ghost, begone!
[13:28] Yuzuki
This way!
[13:33] Tsukuyo
Wh-Wh-Wh-What is that thing?!
[13:35] Yuzuki
I told you! That's the malevolent ghost!
[13:40] Akemitsu
No! You've got the wrong idea!
[13:43] Kurage
Where have you been?
[13:47] Kurage
Oh, Onee-cha—
[13:48] Yuzuki
Kurage!
[13:50] Tsukuyo
Run!
[14:06] Mia
Kagura, my brush.
[14:08] Kagura
Yes, Mia-san.
[14:12] Kagura
Mia-san, what is this?
SIGN Nozawa Masako
[14:15] Mia
It's read "Yamato nadeshiko."
[14:17] Mia
It's a title granted to true
gentlewomen who live stalwartly
[14:21] Mia
in the tumultuous industry of voice acting.
[14:24] Kagura
Oh...
[14:25] Mia
We should strive to be like her.
[14:29] Mia
What's all this noise?
[14:37] Mia
Wh-What's going o—
[14:43] Mia
Who is this guy?!
[14:44] Kagura
Oh, my.
[14:45] Mia
Move! Get off of me!
[14:47] Akemitsu
I must resolve this misunderstanding...
[14:48] Mia
Kagura, don't just watch! Help me!
[14:50] Kagura
Hilarious.
[14:52] Mia
This is hardly a laughing matter!
[14:56] Yuzuki
Was that Mia's voice?
[14:58] Tsukuyo
What should we do?
The ghost is claiming more victims.
[15:02] Tsukuyo
And we left Kurage behind!
[15:04] Yuzuki
It seemed to ignore Kurage.
[15:07] Tsukuyo
Then why is it coming after us?
[15:10] Tsukuyo
What makes us different from Kurage?
[15:13] Yuzuki
Different?
[15:15] Tsukuyo
That ghost is a total perv!
[15:25] Yuzuki
If he was a real ghost, that drop kick
would've passed right through him.
[15:30] Akemitsu
I'm sure they'll understand
once I talk to them.
[15:46] Akemitsu
No, wait. I...
[15:50] Akemitsu
She really is cute, damn it.
SIGN Mikazuki Temple
[16:00] Kiki
A pervert? Now that's just perfect.
[16:04] Kiki
So he was under the impression that this place
was the temple his uncle referred him to.
[16:08] Kiki
And when you saw his stole,
[16:10] Yuzuki
you thought the monk you were supposed
to meet came a day early.
[16:15] Yuzuki
Yes.
[16:16] Kiki
Now who's responsible for this?
[16:19] Yuzuki
You forgot to tell me someone
was coming to the temple.
[16:24] Kiki
And you mistook him for
the man you're meeting.
[16:27] Yuzuki
I didn't think I'd need to look at his photo!
[16:31] Kiki
His uncle's partially to blame, too.
SIGN No Men Allowed
[16:33] Kiki
He told his nephew to come here without
realizing it'd been converted to a nunnery.
[16:39] Akemitsu
A nunnery?
[16:41] Yuzuki
I-I know it was a misunderstanding,
[16:44] Yuzuki
but I'm truly sorry about the
drop kick and palm heel strike!
[16:48] Akemitsu
Don't worry about that.
[16:51] Akemitsu
Who are these people?
[16:54] Yuzuki
Well, you know, even if it was an accident,
[16:56] Yuzuki
there are some things a lady should never do.
[16:59] Kiki
Okay, why don't we do this?
[17:01] Kiki
We'll agree you're both at fault,
and he'll train here as a monk for a while.
[17:07] All
What?!
[17:09] Tsukuyo
Are you serious, Kiki-san?
[17:11] Yuzuki
This is a nunnery.
[17:13] Kiki
Just take down the sign
that says men aren't allowed.
[17:15] Yuzuki
Just like that?
[17:17] Kiki
Are you saying you don't want
a man around for free labor?
[17:27] Yuzuki
B-But...
[17:28] Kiki
I want to take it easy.
[17:30] Tsukuyo
I'm sure you do, but...
[17:32] Kiki
Don't fight it, you two.
[17:35] Akemitsu
Huh? Are things starting to go my way?
[17:38] Mia
You expect us to live with this man?
[17:40] Kagura
Put that away.
[17:42] Tsukuyo
You're in danger, too, Kiki-san!
[17:44] Tsukuyo
He's boob-obsessed!
[17:46] Kiki
Oh? Let's see.
[17:49] Tsukuyo
Don't test him!
[17:51] Yuzuki
Do you know what he said to me?!
[17:53] Yuzuki
H-He said he lo... loves... loaaah!
[17:59] All
Loah?
[18:00] Akemitsu
Um... I appreciate the offer, but...
[18:07] Kiki
Are you sure?
[18:09] Akemitsu
Yes. I wouldn't want to cause any more trouble.
[18:12] Akemitsu
Besides...
[18:16] Akemitsu
I doubt she remembers our first meeting.
[18:22] Akemitsu
Goodbye.
[18:30] Kurage
Yuzuki-oneechan.
[18:32] Kurage
Nyagosuke says it's too bad.
[18:36] Kurage
I don't think he's a bad person.
[18:40] Yuzuki
Maybe you're right.
[18:44] Akemitsu
I missed the last one.
[18:48] Akemitsu
What am I doing?
[18:52] Akemitsu
What am I going to do now?
[18:55] Yuzuki
Really, what are you going to do?
[19:02] Yuzuki
I knew it.
[19:05] Yuzuki
This place is way out in the country,
so the buses stop running early.
[19:13] Akemitsu
I-Is there something else you need?
[19:19] Yui
Why don't you stay the night?
[19:22] Akemitsu
What?
[19:24] Yuzuki
I mean, we both made mistakes
that caused trouble for each other,
[19:28] Yuzuki
and our place has a lot of space,
given that it's a temple.
[19:32] Yuzuki
You still can't live here, though.
[19:35] Yuzuki
I'll convince the others, okay?
[19:39] Akemitsu
At least I'm a good judge of character.
[19:43] Akemitsu
Thank you.
[19:45] Akemitsu
But I'll do what I can on my own for a bit longer.
[19:50] Yuzuki
I see.
[19:52] Akemitsu
I don't want her to become
a reason for me to run away.
[19:56] Yuzuki
Anyway, I was so surprised today.
[20:00] Yuzuki
How could you say that as soon as we met?
[20:02] Akemitsu
I'm sorry. I hope you can forget about that.
[20:04] Yuzuki
Forget? That's awful in its own way, too.
[20:09] Akemitsu
Sorry.
[20:10] Yuzuki
We've only met twice, and you're
already asking me to marry you.
[20:14] Akemitsu
She remembered.
[20:17] Yuzuki
What kind of joke is that?
[20:24] Yuzuki
Huh?
[20:26] Yuzuki
Wait... You were joking, right?
[20:31] Akemitsu
Um...
[20:32] Yuzuki
Y-Yes?
[20:34] Akemitsu
My name...
[20:36] Yuzuki
Your name?
[20:38] Akemitsu
My name is Akagami Akemitsu.
[20:42] Yuzuki
Oh, right. I hadn't gotten your name yet.
[20:46] Yuzuki
We're really rushing through things, aren't we?
[20:57] Yuzuki
Nice to meet you. I'm Aoba Yuzuki.
[21:02] Akemitsu
Nice to meet you.
[21:06] Yuzuki
Wait... Akagami?
[21:09] Yuzuki
Not... that Akagami?
SIGN Mikazuki
Temple
[21:15] Akemitsu
I promise I'll do everything in my power
[21:19] Akemitsu
to repay the 20 million yen
my father owes you!
[21:22] Akemitsu
I'm terribly sorry!
[21:25] Yuzuki
Okay, okay. Down, girl.
[21:28] Tsukuyo
I can't believe he's the son of the guy
[21:29] Tuskuyo
who borrowed money from
our temple and disappeared!
[21:34] Yuzuki
Listen, everyone.
SIGN Slave
[21:36] Yuzuki
He can't possibly repay that amount right away,
[21:39] Yuzuki
but we can't just let him off the hook.
SIGN Slave Trade | Organ Trade
[21:42] Yuzuki
So let's come up with a humane
way for him to repay us.
SIGN Slave Trade | Organ Trade
[21:45] Kagura
Raise your hands to vote.
[21:47] Tsukuyo
Slave trade.
[21:48] Mia
Organ trade.
[21:49] Kurage
Wouldn't it be best to sell his dignity?
[21:54] Kurage
I bet he'd be able to work
for a long, long time.
[21:56] Yuzuki
Kurage, what are you talking about?
[21:58] Yuzuki
In any case, after much thought,
[22:00] Yuzuki
we've decided you'll repay us with your body.
[22:05] Akemitsu
What?
[22:08] Tsukuyo And Mia
What?!
SIGN Next Time
SIGN Being Pervy Isn't a Bad Thing
[23:46] Kurage
Begin by removing your clothes.
[23:48] Tsukuyo
Why?
[23:49] Kurage
Akagami-san will remove his clothes, too.
[23:50] Tsukuyo
Why?
[23:52] Kurage
It'll go in once it's wet.
[23:53] Tsukuyo
Why?!
[23:55] Kurage
Being pervy isn't a bad thing.
E2 - Being Pervy Isn't a Bad Thing
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[00:00] Yuzuki
We've decided you'll repay us with your body.
[00:05] Akemitsu
What?
[00:07] Tsukuyo And Mia
What?!
[00:11] Yuzuki
Wait, no!
[00:13] Yuzuki
I mean you'll pay off your debt
by living and working here!
[00:16] Tsukuyo
Did he threaten you, Yuzu-nee?
[00:19] Mia
How could someone like you suggest this?
[00:22] Tsukuyo
Is he blackmailing you?
[00:23] Mia
This is a nunnery, you know!
[00:27] Yuzuki
Okay?
[00:28] Tsukuyo And Mia
Okay.
[00:30] Yuzuki
In that case, Akagami-kun,
I'll show you around the temple.
[00:34] Akemitsu
I'd love that!
SIGN Episode 2: Being Pervy Isn't a Bad Thing
[02:06] Yuzuki
This is our principal figure.
[02:09] Akemitsu
Packing tape?!
[02:10] Yuzuki
Broke...
[02:11] Akemitsu
What?
[02:13] Yuzuki
We're broke...
[02:16] Akemitsu
I understand. I'll do everything I can
to repay my debt as quickly as possible.
[02:21] Akemitsu
Everything!
[02:23] Yuzuki
Great! Thank you!
[02:25] Yuzuki
But let's take our time.
[02:28] Yuzuki
I don't know why you wanted to join a temple,
[02:32] Yuzuki
but I can tell you're serious about it.
[02:36] Akemitsu
Aoba-san...
[02:38] Yuzuki
Call me Yuzuki.
[02:40] Yuzuki
There are lots of Aobas living here.
[02:42] Akemitsu
Okay.
[02:43] Yuzuki
Let me show you the other areas.
[02:45] Akemitsu
Okay.
[02:47] Tsukuyo
Something's definitely wrong with Yuzu-nee.
[02:50] Kurage
They seem to be getting along.
[02:52] Tsukuyo
We'll have to do something about that.
[02:56] Tsukuyo
Let's drive that guy out
and open Yuzu-nee's eyes!
[03:00] Mia
Yeah!
[03:02] Kiki
Then we should go with a seduction strategy.
[03:06] Tsukuyo
Kiki-san? What are you doing here?
[03:10] Kiki
Sounds like you're up to
something interesting, Tsukuyo.
[03:14] Kiki
Here's your strategy.
[03:15] Kiki
You'll seduce Akagami, and once
he falls for it, you'll kick him out.
[03:19] Kiki
Yuzuki won't be able to object to that.
[03:22] Tsukuyo
I see. And who's going to seduce him?
[03:26] Kiki
Why, the girl with the sexiest body, of course.
[03:31] Tsukuyo
What? Who are you talking about?
[03:34] Tsukuyo
Wait, me?!
[03:37] Tsukuyo
Wait, wait, wait!
[03:38] Tsukuyo
You could do it, Kiki-san!
You have huge breasts!
[03:41] Kiki
What are you talking about? I'm a nun.
[03:44] Tsukuyo
You only care about that when it suits you.
[03:46] Mia
Tsukuyo-san, good luck!
[03:48] Kagura
Tsukuyocchi, you've got this.
[03:50] Tsukuyo
No, wait...
[03:51] Kurage
Tsukuyo-oneechan, you're so sexy and cool.
[03:53] Tsukuyo
Huh?!
[03:54] Tsukuyo
Wh-What?!
[04:05] Akemitsu
Perfect. I'm nearly back to
being who I used to be.
[04:09] Akemitsu
Yes, my true incorruptible self.
[04:13] Yuzuki
Huh? Akagami-kun, you're up early.
[04:17] Akemitsu
Yuzuki-sa—
[04:20] Yuzuki
Good morning.
[04:23] Akemitsu
Y-Yuzuki-san, you're up early, too.
[04:26] Yuzuki
I need to ring the morning bell.
[04:29] Yuzuki
It's like our alarm clock around here.
[04:31] Yuzuki
See you later.
[04:35] Akemitsu
My worldly desires!
[04:39] Tsukuyo
He was totally staring at her tits.
[04:42] Tsukuyo
I need to find some way to drive him out.
[04:46] Akemitsu
Breakfast is ready, everyone.
[04:51] Tsukuyo
I'll start with a little warm-up.
[04:53] Tsukuyo
I'll totally trash his cooking.
[04:58] Mia
Let's eat.
[05:00] Both
Let's eat.
[05:03] Tsukuyo
It's so good!
[05:06] Tsukuyo
What the heck? He's a
better cook than any of us!
[05:10] Tuskuyo
Oh, man, I wish I could eat this every day.
[05:13] Akemitsu
I'm glad you seem to like it.
[05:20] Akemitsu
The skills I acquired learning to
be independent are paying off.
[05:24] Akemitsu
I lost my composure a little earlier,
but she's right. There's no need to rush.
[05:30] Tsukuyo
Hey, you.
[05:31] Akemitsu
Can I... help...
[05:37] Tsukuyo
Wow, he's totally distracted by them.
[05:40] Tsukuyo
I knew this perv loved breasts.
[05:43] Tsukuyo
I've got another job for you, manservant.
[05:47] Akemitsu
Sure.
[05:49] Akemitsu
What is this?
[05:50] Tsukuyo
Work clothes for temple monks.
[05:52] Tsukuyo
You'll wear that while you work.
[05:55] Tsukuyo
Yeah, no. Those are summer clothes.
[05:57] Tsukuyo
The material is thin,
and it doesn't come with shoes.
[06:00] Tsukuyo
Wearing that in November
at this temple will be hell.
[06:03] Tsukuyo
He'll run away before—
[06:05] Akemitsu
Thank you, Miss Second Daughter!
[06:06] Tsukuyo
Wha?!
[06:07] Akemitsu
So this is what this temple's monks wear!
[06:08] Tsukuyo
Why is he so happy?
[06:10] Tsukuyo
And "Second Daughter"?
[06:12] Tsukuyo
In any case, get to work.
You can start by cleaning.
[06:16] Akemitsu
Got it!
[06:17] Akemitsu
I already finished cleaning!
[06:19] Tsukuyo
Whoa, you really did! It's so clean!
[06:21] Tsukuyo
But there's also the bath,
the toilet, the graves—
[06:26] Akemitsu
Of course!
[06:27] Tsukuyo
That should've taken all day!
SIGN Temple Account Software MUZUI
[06:30] Tsukuyo
Okay, this is next.
[06:32] Tsukuyo
Administrative work should be—
[06:34] Akemitsu
There's an accounting error here.
[06:36] Tsukuyo
What? No way.
[06:38] Tsukuyo
Where?
[06:39] Akemitsu
Right here.
[06:40] Tsukuyo
Oh.
[06:41] Akemitsu
You just do this, and...
[06:43] Tsukuyo
Wow, how'd you do that?
[06:46] Tsukuyo
Wait, no!
[06:50] Tsukuyo
In that case...
[06:55] Kiki
Tsukuyo asked me to train you.
[06:59] Kiki
Sorry, but we don't have a waterfall.
[07:02] Akemitsu
No problem.
[07:04] Akemitsu
So this is waterfall meditation. It's so cold.
[07:08] Akemitsu
C-Can I withstand this?
[07:11] Tsukuyo
If you can't take it anymore, just say so.
[07:14] Tsukuyo
There's no point in being stubborn.
[07:16] Akemitsu
No! I shall endure!
[07:18] Yuzuki
I'm home.
[07:20] Yuzuki
Wait, what are you doing?!
[07:26] Akemitsu
Yuzuki-san in a school uniform?
[07:30] Akemitsu
What's this? The warmth
is returning to my body.
[07:33] Akemitsu
The pain I felt a moment ago
has completely vanished.
[07:36] Akemitsu
Could this be...
[07:38] Akemitsu
Enlightenment?
[07:39] Akemitsu
I did it! Yeah!
[07:43] Yuzuki
What's gotten into you, Akagami-kun?
[07:44] Yuzuki
You need to take a bath and warm up.
[07:47] Akemitsu
Thank you!
[07:49] Akemitsu
Finally... Finally, I...
[07:50] Tsukuyo
How can I make him leave?
[07:51] Yuzuki
Okay, okay. Just go take a bath.
[07:52] Kiki
I guess there's only one option, huh, Tsukuyo?
[07:53] Akemitsu
O-Okay!
[07:58] Akemitsu
Today was such a good day.
[08:00] Akemitsu
Both my work and my search for
enlightenment are going well.
[08:03] Akemitsu
I hope I've managed to repay
some of Yuzuki-san's kindness.
[08:09] Akemitsu
I shouldn't stay in the bath too long.
[08:11] Akemitsu
I need to get ready for dinner.
[08:23] Akemitsu
Excuse me!
[08:28] Akemitsu
I'm sorry... What's...
[08:32] Akemitsu
Wh-Why is she taking off her clothes?!
[08:34] Akemitsu
Calm down. Review the situation,
Akagami Akemitsu.
[08:40] Akemitsu
It's no use! I don't understand!
[08:42] Akemitsu
What's going on here?!
[08:46] Tsukuyo
I started undressing too soon!
I must be stupid!
[08:49] Tsukuyo
Only nymphos suddenly strip off their clothes!
[08:52] Tsukuyo
My clothes were supposed to accidentally
slip off, and Yuzu-nee would show up to see it.
[08:57] Tsukuyo
Her mind would go blank once
she saw him naked, and then...
[09:02] Tsukuyo
In any case, I need to do
something about this situation.
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SIGN Yuzu-nee, come to the
bath in five minutes.
[09:05] Tsukuyo
I need to make it look
[09:06] Tsukuyo
like Akagami is forcing himself on me
by the time Yuzu-nee shows up.
[09:10] Tsukuyo
If I show a little more skin,
he should force himself on me...
[09:15] Tsukuyo
No, I can't do it! Any more,
and they'll be exposed!
[09:18] Tsukuyo
Then I'd really be a nympho!
[09:20] Akemitsu
Um, excuse me...
[09:25] Akemitsu
Watch out!
[09:34] Akemitsu
Miss Second Daughter, are you hur—
[09:38] Yuzuki
Tsukuyo! What happened?
I heard a really loud...
[09:44] Tsukuyo
L-Listen, I, uh... I didn't mean
to let things get this far!
[09:48] Tsukuyo
Wait, what? Why am I making excuses?
[09:52] Tsukuyo
One way or another, hasn't my plan succeeded?
[09:56] Yuzuki
Akagami-kun.
[09:57] Akemitsu
Yes?
[09:59] Yuzuki
Could you leave, please?
[10:03] Akemitsu
Okay.
[10:05] Tsukuyo
Huh?
[10:08] Tsukuyo
What?
[10:11] Tsukuyo
What?
[10:12] Mia
I'm impressed, Tsukuyo-san.
[10:14] Mia
You took the initiative and successfully
carried out the seduction strategy.
[10:18] Kagura
We knew you could do it, Tsukuyocchi.
[10:20] Kurage
You make a cool nympho, Tsukuyo-oneechan.
[10:23] Tsukuyo
Kurage, you've been paying me
weird compliments since yesterday.
[10:26] Mia
How exactly did you do it?
[10:30] Tsukuyo
Like I could tell them!
[10:32] Mia
Now we've successfully driven off that man.
[10:36] Tsukuyo
We drove him off, huh?
[10:38] Tsukuyo
So why don't I feel good about it?
[10:43] Tsukuyo
Yuzu-nee.
[10:46] Tsukuyo
Huh?
[10:48] Tsukuyo
Hey, Yuzu-nee.
[10:50] Tsukuyo
Yuzu-nee...
[10:52] Tsukuyo
No, this doesn't make sense.
[10:54] Tsukuyo
I'd understand her avoiding Akagami,
but why is she avoiding me?
[10:58] Tsukuyo
Yuzu-nee!
[11:01] Tsukuyo
Why are you avoiding me?
[11:02] Yuzuki
No... Stay away from me, Tsukuyo!
[11:04] Tsukuyo
What?
[11:05] Tsukuyo
Don't you think that's kinda mean?
[11:07] Tsukuyo
It's a little awkward for me, too,
but you don't have to ignore me...
[11:08] Yuzuki
D-Don't...
[11:12] Tsukuyo
Yuzu-nee?
[11:13] Yuzuki
It's not like that!
[11:14] Yuzuki
Looking at your face reminds me of what I saw.
[11:16] Tsukuyo
Reminds you of what?
[11:18] Yuzuki
Akagami-kun's naked body.
[11:20] Yuzuki
Rather, a certain part of his body!
[11:26] Tsukuyo
Yuzu-nee, you perv.
[11:29] Yuzuki
Perv?!
[11:30] Yuzuki
You're the pervert! I heard
about your "seduction strategy."
[11:34] Tsukuyo
What? How do you know about that?
[11:36] Yuzuki
Huh? Kiki-san told me about it.
[11:39] Tsukuyo
That damn nun!
[11:42] Tsukuyo
Yuzu-nee, why did you let
Akagami join our temple?
[11:47] Yuzuki
Did you not like it?
[11:48] Tsukuyo
It's not that I don't. It just doesn't make
sense for a man to work at a nunnery.
[11:54] Yuzuki
I don't totally get it either,
[11:57] Yuzuki
but I thought it's what Mom would've done.
[12:02] Tsukuyo
You're right.
[12:03] Yuzuki
Right? "Let anyone who wants to join join."
[12:07] Tsukuyo
Regardless of gender. Yeah, that sounds like her.
[12:11] Yuzuki
And Akagami-kun seemed really frustrated, too.
[12:16] Yuzuki
He really seemed to want to change himself.
[12:19] Yuzuki
Frustration is a sign of earnestness.
[12:23] Yuzuki
I've only seen a little bit of him,
but Akagami-kun is so easy to read.
[12:29] Tsukuyo
Was I really looking at him fairly?
[12:34] Tsukuyo
Aw, man. I'm no match for you, Yuzu-nee.
[12:38] Tsukuyo
Come to think of it, he was helping me.
[12:44] Yuzuki
So, Tsukuyo, should we go explain
the situation to Akagami-kun?
[12:48] Kiki
Akagami just packed his things and left.
[12:54] Tsukuyo And Yuzuki
What?
SIGN She who hurts another hurts herself.
[13:00] Akemitsu
There's no way I can face her now.
[13:04] (Flashback) Yuzuki
Akagami-kun.
[13:05] (Flashback) Yuzuki
Could you leave, please?
[13:08] Akemitsu
Before I disgrace myself any further,
SIGN Temple
Police
Box
[13:13] Akemitsu
I should turn myself in.
[13:14] Akemitsu
Yes, a girl I live with peeped
on me in the bath earlier
[13:18] Akemitsu
and began removing her
clothes for some reason.
[13:21] Akemitsu
I accidentally kissed her while she
was doing that, so I came here.
[13:26] Police
Don't come back.
[13:28] Akemitsu
Why?
[13:29] Akemitsu
I have no choice.
I guess I'll return to my old place.
[13:33] Manager
Huh? A new tenant has already moved in.
[13:37] Akemitsu
What? But what about my things?
[13:40] Manager
I threw them out.
[13:45] Akemitsu
Being homeless is no big deal.
[13:50] Akemitsu
I hope they're eating properly.
[13:53] Akemitsu
No, they'll be fine as long
as Yuzuki-san's around.
[13:57] Akemitsu
Though she seems sheltered at first glance,
she's actually a dependable woman.
[14:02] Akemitsu
She was even up early this morning to...
[14:07] Akemitsu
Am I having worldly thoughts? No, impossible.
[14:10] Akemitsu
Now that I've achieved enlightenment,
I don't experience worldly desires.
[14:13] Akemitsu
Yes, it was the second daughter's training
that helped me achieve enlightenment.
[14:18] Akemitsu
She's beautiful, strong-willed,
[14:19] Akemitsu
and seems like she must interact
with the opposite sex a lot.
[14:22] Akemitsu
That said, she was surely shocked by...
[14:26] Akemitsu
Why do I keep experiencing worldly desires?!
[14:29] Akemitsu
I thought I achieved enlightenment
by meditating under that waterfall!
[14:34] Akemitsu
I should at least repay my debt,
even if it costs me my life!
SIGN Testicle
90,000
SIGN Eyes 30,000
SIGN We will buy your
precious assets at
a high price!
SIGN What?! They're
that valuable?!
SIGN Say BYE-BYE to Debt by Selling Your Organs
SIGN Expected value of
Akagami-kun's organs
18,900,000 yen
SIGN Akagami-kun's Debt
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[14:40] Akemitsu
Am I truly incapable of
accomplishing anything alone?
[14:50] Yuzuki
What are you doing?!
[14:53] Yuzuki
It's the middle of winter! You'll die!
[14:56] Yuzuki
Akagami-kun? Look at me!
[14:59] Yuzuki
Why won't you look at me?
[15:01] Akemitsu
Because it's too tempting!
[15:03] Yuzuki
Unbelievable. Why did you
suddenly leave the temple?
[15:07] Akemitsu
Huh? Well, because you told me to.
[15:11] Yuzuki
Huh?
[15:13] Yuzuki
I meant the bath!
I asked you to leave the bath!
[15:17] Akemitsu
The bath?
[15:18] Yuzuki
Listen to me, Akagami-kun.
[15:20] Yuzuki
You're still just a child.
You should rely on others more.
[15:23] Yuzuki
The bath incident could've been
resolved just by explaining the situation.
[15:28] Akemitsu
Oh...
[15:29] Yuzuki
You can rely on me more.
[15:31] Yuzuki
You're new to your training,
and you're just a child.
[15:35] Yuzuki
How old are you, Akagami-kun?
[15:37] Akemitsu
I'm twenty-one.
[15:39] Yuzuki
Oh.
[15:40] Yuzuki
So you're older than me.
[15:42] Yuzuki
I'm Aoba Yuzuki, seventeen years old.
[15:45] Akemitsu
How very polite of you.
[15:47] Yuzuki
You're a full-fledged adult,
so you should rely on others more!
[15:51] Akemitsu
Huh?!
[15:53] Yuzuki
And if you don't know how to do that,
[15:58] Yuzuki
then you can count on me
to teach you that, too.
[16:08] Akemitsu
Yuzuki-san...
[16:09] Akemitsu
I had my suspicions,
but she truly is a meathead!
[16:13] Yuzuki
Akagami-kun.
[16:15] Akemitsu
Yes?
[16:16] Yuzuki
The first key to achieving enlightenment is...
[16:19] Yuzuki
No one should live alone.
[16:24] Yuzuki
Now that you've come to our temple,
I won't let you live alone.
[16:28] Yuzuki
Tsukuyo, what do you think?
[16:29] Akemitsu
What?
[16:31] Akemitsu
Miss Second Daughter?
[16:35] Tsukuyo
Sorry.
[16:36] Tsukuyo
I'm sorry for tricking you.
[16:39] Tsukuyo
I'm sorry for assuming you weren't serious.
[16:41] Akemitsu
No, I'm sorry for looking at your breasts...
and squeezing them... and knocking you ove—
[16:45] Tsukuyo
Stop talking, idiot!
[16:47] Akemitsu
Right! I'm sorry!
[16:51] Tsukuyo
Let's go home, Akagami.
[16:53] Tsukuyo
I'm hungry.
[16:54] Akemitsu
Got it.
[16:55] Tsukuyo
Akagami, your hand.
[17:02] Akemitsu
What?
SIGN Kissing Fee
SIGN 5,000,000 yen
SIGN Aoba Tsukuyo
[17:03] Tsukuyo
That was my first.
[17:06] Tsukuyo
You'd better take responsibility for that.
[17:08] Akemitsu
For real?!
[17:12] Yuzuki
We're back.
[17:14] Mia
Welcome back.
[17:15] Yuzuki
It's so cold.
[17:16] Akemitsu
I've just returned.
[17:18] Akemitsu
Please allow me to rejoin your temple.
[17:21] Tsukuyo
Whatever, just get inside.
[17:24] Mia
Ts-Tsukuyo-san? What's he still doing here?
[17:28] Tsukuyo
Oh, you know. I figured it'd be
all right if he just lived here.
[17:32] Akemitsu
Thank you.
[17:35] Tsukuyo
Mia?!
[17:38] Akemitsu
What's wrong with her?
[17:39] Tsukuyo
She's got issues.
[17:41] Yuzuki
More importantly, let's take
a bath. Tsukuyo, join me.
[17:45] Akemitsu
That's right! Your clothes are
see-through from the rain—
SIGN No, they're not!
SIGN No, they're not!
[17:48] Tsukuyo
Don't mind me.
[17:50] Tsukuyo
And call me Tsukuyo.
That nickname you use is weird.
[17:55] Akemitsu
U-Understood.
[17:58] Kurage
Welcome back, Tsukuyo-oneechan.
[18:01] Tsukuyo
Kurage.
[18:02] Kurage
Akagami-san, you're back, too.
[18:05] Akemitsu
Embarrassingly, yes, Miss Third Daughter.
[18:08] Tsukuyo
Kurage is "Miss Third Daughter" now?
[18:11] Kurage
Yuzuki-oneechan said she'd
wait for you in the bath.
[18:14] Tsukuyo
Well, not like there's any rush.
[18:17] Tsukuyo
She's normally so level-headed.
What's got her so excited?
[18:21] Kurage
Yeah, she used to be stupider.
[18:26] Kurage
She was carefree, impulsive,
[18:29] Kurage
and wouldn't have a thought in her head
even when she seemed to be thinking.
[18:31] Tsukuyo
Kurage, stop.
[18:34] Tsukuyo
Maybe Yuzu-nee wasn't as
sharp as she is now, but...
[18:38] Kurage
Useless?
[18:39] Tsukuyo
Useless, huh?
[18:41] Tsukuyo
Yeah, you're really starting
to give me a headache.
[18:44] Akemitsu
You mustn't say that, Miss Third Daughter.
[18:46] Akemitsu
You shouldn't speak about your sister that way.
[18:49] Tsukuyo
Yeah, that's right.
[18:50] Akemitsu
Yuzuki-san is simply a meathead.
[18:53] Tsukuyo
You'd better watch yourself, too.
[18:55] Yuzuki
Tsukuyo, hurry up!
[18:58] Tsukuyo
Okay, Yuzu-nee.
[19:00] Tsukuyo
I'm really off my game these days.
[19:02] Kurage
Tsukuyo-oneechan's a little
bit in love with her sister.
[19:05] Akemitsu
Well, would you look at the time?
[19:08] Akemitsu
Miss Third Daughter, I'm going
to make dinner. Would you—
[19:12] Kurage
I'll help.
[19:15] Akemitsu
Anyway, when you said earlier that
Yuzuki-san used to be dumb and useless...
[19:21] Kurage
It's true.
[19:22] Akemitsu
I can't imagine it.
[19:24] Kurage
Of course not. You've only just met her.
[19:28] Akemitsu
I suppose you're right.
[19:29] Akemitsu
But I really want to know!
[19:32] Akemitsu
No, that's ridiculous. It'd be
an invasion of her privacy.
[19:35] Akemitsu
But then again...
[19:37] Akemitsu
There's seventeen years of Yuzuki-san
that I don't know yet.
[19:41] Akemitsu
And I want to learn everything
as soon as possible!
[19:43] Kurage
You want to spy on them in the bath?
[19:45] Akemitsu
Where did that come from?
[19:46] Kurage
You said you wanted to know everything.
[19:49] Akemitsu
I accidentally said that out loud!
[19:51] Akemitsu
No, I didn't mean anything so insolent by that.
[19:54] Akemitsu
Besides, this is a temple. Such insolence
would be punishable by death.
[19:58] Kurage
Being pervy isn't a bad thing.
[20:02] Akemitsu
Wh-Why not?
[20:04] Kurage
Because you're human.
[20:05] Akemitsu
Because I'm human?
[20:07] Kurage
Even the Buddha has children.
[20:10] Kurage
I'm the child of a monk, too.
[20:13] Kurage
In other words, a man and a woman had—
[20:14] Akemitsu
Stop, Miss Third Daughter.
[20:16] Kurage
Yuzuki-oneechan is probably pervy, too.
[20:20] Akemitsu
Wha—
[20:21] Kurage
A closet perv.
[20:23] Akemitsu
Closet?
[20:24] Kurage
So I don't think she'd be mad
if you peeped on her.
[20:27] Akemitsu
No, wait. That logic doesn't make sense.
[20:30] Akemitsu
Th-This girl...
[20:32] Akemitsu
She's so innocent,
but that makes her so dangerous!
[20:36] Akemitsu
Uh, um...
[20:39] Kurage
I'm joking.
[20:40] Akemitsu
Eh?
[20:41] Kurage
Teasing people like this used
to be Yuzuki-oneechan's job.
[20:46] Kurage
But ever since then, she's been perfect.
[20:51] Kurage
Tsukuyo-oneechan started
growing up little by little, too.
[20:57] Kurage
But since you showed up,
they've been acting a little dumb again.
[21:02] Kurage
I like them better when they're dumb.
[21:05] Kurage
So I'm glad you came back.
[21:10] Kurage
Thank you.
[21:14] Akemitsu
What a nice girl!
[21:16] Akemitsu
You don't need to thank me!
[21:19] Kurage
So to thank you, I'll show you.
[21:23] Akemitsu
What?
[21:24] Kurage
Everything about them.
[21:26] Akemitsu
No, wait! Miss Third Daughter!
[21:28] Akemitsu
Stop!
[21:29] Kurage
Twirl.
[21:46] Yuzuki
You shouldn't tease Akagami-kun so much.
[21:50] Kurage
Okay.
[21:52] Akemitsu
Do you understand,
Miss Third Daughter? No pervy stuff.
[21:58] Mia
You seem to be having fun.
[22:00] Mia
However!
[22:02] Mia
This temple has fallen into depravity
because of you, Akagami!
SIGN Next Time
I'll Castrate You
[23:45] Tsukuyo
Akagami saw something
that would embarrass any girl.
[23:48] Yuzuki
What? You mean...
[23:50] Tsukuyo
He saw me lick off the
ice cream stuck to the lid.
[23:52] Yuzuki
Oh, you had me worried. I thought
you were talking about something else.
[23:56] Tsukuyo
Besides that, all he saw was my chest.
[23:58] Yuzuki
Akagami-kun?!
E3 - I'll Castrate You
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[00:00] Mia
Bring it on, Akagami!
[00:03] Mia
Since you've already beaten
Yuzuki-san and Tsukuyo-san...
[00:06] Yuzuki And Tsukuyo
What?
[00:07] Mia
I shall save this temple!
[00:10] Yuzuki
Mia, you seem confused.
[00:13] Mia
Don't worry. I'm long past
asking Akagami to move out.
[00:17] Mia
Akagami, should you lose our duel...
[00:22] Mia
I'll castrate you.
[00:26] Akemitsu
C-Castrate?
[00:30] Akemitsu
So that's an option?!
[00:31] Yuzuki
What? You're on board with that?!
[02:04] Yuzuki
Akagami-kun, look after things while I'm gone.
SIGN Episode 3: I'll Castrate You
[02:07] Akemitsu
Got it.
[02:08] Yuzuki
Try to get along with Mia.
[02:11] Akemitsu
Got it.
[02:12] Kurage
What does "castrate" mean?
[02:15] Tsukuyo
Don't worry about that, Kurage.
[02:17] Yuzuki
You can work it out with your fists.
[02:21] Akemitsu
Got it!
[02:27] Yuzuki
Well, we're off.
[02:30] Akemitsu
Be careful.
[02:31] Mia
Akagami!
[02:36] Kagura
Peek.
[02:37] Mia
Are you ready?
[02:41] Akemitsu
Yes, Mia-san.
[02:43] Mia
You're using my first name already?
[02:45] Mia
Such a presumptuous man.
[02:47] Mia
I am Mia Christoph.
[02:49] Mia
I was already living here long before you.
Show some respect for your senpai!
[02:54] Akemitsu
We're in the same situation, then?
[02:57] Mia
The same situation?!
[02:58] Mia
H-How rude! I am earnestly doing
my best to study Japanese culture at...
[03:01] Kagura
My name is Kagura.
[03:03] Akemitsu
How polite.
[03:04] Mia
Don't ignore me!
[03:05] Kagura
I also live here as her attendant.
[03:10] Akemitsu
Are you Mia-san's sister?
[03:12] Kagura
Her older sister, yes.
[03:13] Mia
We're not sisters! And I'm older!
[03:17] Akemitsu
By the way, Mia-san,
why don't we call off this duel?
[03:21] Mia
What? Are you making fun of me?
[03:23] Mia
Don't tell me you forgot the atrocity
you committed when we first met!
[03:29] Mia
I hate your guts!
[03:32] Mia
I swear I'll castrate you!
[03:41] Akemitsu
The "atrocity" I committed when we met?
[03:51] Akemitsu
Um... What is this?
[03:56] Mia
Hyakunin Isshu.
[03:59] Mia
Long ago, a samurai killed one person
to save the lives of a hundred people.
[04:06] Mia
And Hyakunin Isshu is a contest
to determine who that one will be!
[04:11] Mia
It's the national sport of Japan!
[04:13] Akemitsu
That's not the Japan I know!
[04:15] Kagura
Okay, begin.
[04:21] Akemitsu
She's serious.
[04:25] Mia
Ready your blade.
[04:28] Mia
The next one's cutting skin.
[04:30] Akemitsu
This is bad. But I can't hurt Mia-san.
[04:35] Mia
Prepare yourself, Akagami!
[04:40] Akemitsu
Secret bare-handed sword-stopping technique!
SIGN Total
Amateur
[04:49] Kagura
Oh?
[04:51] Kagura
My, my.
[04:57] Akemitsu
Her breasts... popped out?
[05:02] Mia
Don't look!
[05:05] Akemitsu
Namusan!
[05:09] Akemitsu
I... got them?
[05:13] Akemitsu
They're... magnificent!
[05:24] Akemitsu
Mia-san!
[05:25] Kagura
My, my.
[05:27] Kagura
And that means Mia-san will be
suffering through a penalty.
[05:33] Kagura
Mia-san, you suck.
[05:35] Mia
But... my sarashi...
[05:38] Kagura
Now then, Akagami-san,
how should she be punished?
[05:42] Akemitsu
I have to decide?
[05:43] Kagura
In that case, I'll decide for you.
SIGN Collection
of
Penances
[05:47] Kagura
Every one of the world's most unusual
ascetic practices can be found in this book.
[05:51] Kagura
You'll select a method from this rare
collection of penances to complete.
[05:57] Akemitsu
Collection of penances?
[06:00] Kagura
This one is agonizing.
[06:02] Kagura
It involves inserting objects into all your
orifices and enduring all kinds of things.
[06:07] Mia
A-All of them?
[06:09] Kagura
Yes.
[06:10] Mia
All kinds of things?
[06:12] Kagura
Yes.
[06:13] Mia
I'll do it!
[06:14] Akemitsu
Don't do it!
[06:16] Mia
I don't need your pity!
[06:17] Akemitsu
Please calm down!
[06:19] Akemitsu
There's actually something else I'd prefer.
[06:21] Mia
What is it?
[06:24] Akemitsu
What I want is...
[06:28] Akemitsu
That.
SIGN Collection
of
Penances
SIGN Collection
of
Penances
[06:36] Akemitsu
I want that.
[06:38] Mia
You want that?!
SIGN Boobs
[06:41] Mia
So you really are here for sex!
[06:42] Akemitsu
Don't worry! I'll be gentle!
[06:44] Mia
Wha... But...
[06:46] Akemitsu
Please! Just for one night!
[06:48] Mia
B-But...
[06:49] Akemitsu
There are so many things I want to try!
[06:52] Mia
Try? Try what?!
[06:53] Akemitsu
Just once. Please.
[06:56] Mia
No freaking way!
[06:58] Mia
You titty monster!
[07:00] Kagura
My, my.
[07:06] Akemitsu
Ultimately, I failed to reconcile with Mia-san.
[07:12] Akemitsu
I really wanted that collection of penances.
SIGN Collection
of
Penances
[07:21] Akemitsu
It surely contains hints to
achieving enlightenment.
[07:30] Mia
I've come to settle things between us.
[07:32] Akemitsu
Mia-san?
[07:35] Mia
It's just for one night, okay?
[07:39] Mia
Let's begin the penalty.
[07:42] Akemitsu
Huh?
[07:43] Akemitsu
What's going on here?
[07:46] Mia
The way we left things,
I felt like I was running away, so...
[07:52] Mia
Here.
[07:54] Mia
Do what you want.
[07:57] Mia
Make it quick.
[07:59] Mia
This is embarrassing for me, you know.
[08:04] Mia
Isn't this what you wanted?
[08:10] Mia
It's all right.
[08:12] Mia
After all, this dream...
[08:17] Mia
will only last for tonight.
[08:21] Akemitsu
A dream? I see. So this is a dream.
[08:27] Akemitsu
In that case,
[08:29] Akemitsu
no one's watching, so...
[08:34] Akemitsu
Kagura-san?
SIGN Play along and go all night long!!
[08:36] Kagura
Ta-da.
[08:36] Akemitsu
Wait!
[08:37] Akemitsu
This is real!
[08:40] Akemitsu
Mia-san, why are you doing this?!
[08:42] Mia
Why? I mean...
[08:44] Akemitsu
The penalty... I see. I've figured it out.
[08:48] Akemitsu
You mustn't do this!
[08:50] Mia
Huh?
[08:51] Akemitsu
I know you don't want to
relinquish the collection of penances,
[08:54] Akemitsu
but you shouldn't offer your chastity instead.
[08:56] Mia
Huh?
[08:57] Akemitsu
That book's value is unfathomable, but still...
[09:01] Mia
What you wanted was... the book?
[09:04] Akemitsu
Yes, of course! So I won't do
anything you don't want!
[09:11] Kagura
My, my. Looks like you
failed to reconcile again.
[09:19] Mia
Failure! Failure! My life's greatest failure!
[09:22] Mia
I can't believe I got confused
and humiliated myself like that!
[09:29] Mia
What's a man doing at a nunnery, anyway?
[09:37] Mia
I'll hide inside the storage shed and meditate.
[09:43] Akemitsu
Hello.
[09:44] Mia
He's in here?!
[09:45] Akemitsu
Kagura-san told me to meet you here.
[09:47] Mia
Damn it, Kagura!
[09:50] Akemitsu
What are you doing here?
[09:52] Mia
What does it matter?
[09:56] Mia
What? No way!
[10:00] Mia
It won't open.
[10:06] Akemitsu
We can't get out through the window.
[10:09] Akemitsu
We don't have our phones, and I doubt
anyone outside would hear us shouting.
[10:16] Akemitsu
We might be stuck in here
together until morning.
[10:19] Mia
Stay away from me, please.
[10:28] Akemitsu
I found a blanket.
[10:31] Akemitsu
It's cold.
[10:32] Mia
I don't want to touch anything
that's been touched by a man.
[10:35] Akemitsu
Then I'll leave it here.
[10:39] Akemitsu
That's an unusual desk.
[10:41] Akemitsu
Mia-san, what is this?
[10:44] Mia
Why do I have to answer your questions?
[10:50] Mia
It's called a sutra transcription desk.
[10:52] Mia
It's for displaying the heads of those
who turn away from Buddha's teachings.
[10:56] Akemitsu
Their heads?
[10:57] Mia
That's what Kagura told me.
[11:00] Mia
Your head will end up there eventually.
[11:03] Mia
I can't believe you joined a temple
when you don't even know that.
[11:10] Akemitsu
Would you like the blanket after all?
[11:12] Mia
I don't need it.
[11:13] Akemitsu
It gets cold at night.
[11:15] Mia
Stay away!
[11:16] Akemitsu
What if you catch a cold?
[11:17] Mia
Hey...
[11:18] Akemitsu
Don't be so stubborn.
[11:20] Mia
I told you not to...
[11:25] Mia
If you get too close, you'll turn me on!
[11:30] Akemitsu
Huh?
SIGN Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
[11:36] Akemitsu
T-Turn you on?
[11:39] Mia
Uh, no. That's not what I meant to say.
[11:44] Mia
This... This wasn't supposed to happen...
[11:55] Mia
What are you doing?
[11:57] Akemitsu
You'll catch a chill.
[12:00] Mia
Don't be so kind to me.
[12:13] Mia
Could you forget what happened just now?
[12:19] Mia
And what happened in your room, too.
[12:23] Akemitsu
You want me to forget that?
[12:25] Akemitsu
That would be very difficult.
[12:28] Mia
I wish you'd said yes,
even if you didn't mean it.
[12:32] Akemitsu
I'm curious why you acted
out of character earlier, too.
[12:39] Mia
Out of character, huh?
[12:41] Akemitsu
Is there some reason for it?
[12:43] Mia
No. That's the real me.
[12:48] Mia
Ever since I could remember, my true
nature has clung to me like a curse.
[12:56] Mia
It's the reason I came to Japan.
[12:58] Akemitsu
The reason you came to Japan?
[13:02] Mia
Yes.
[13:04] Mia
I hope you'll forget about this, too,
[13:07] Mia
but my family is known as an erotic family.
[13:17] Mia
I come from a long and distinguished line.
[13:21] (Flashback) Mia Mom
Listen, Mia. A woman of the Christoph family
must always be surrounded by people.
[13:28] (Flashback) Young Mia
Yes, Mother.
[13:30] (Flashback) Mia Mom
By hot people, in particular.
[13:33] (Flashback) Hot Men
Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
[13:36] (Flashback) Young Mia
You're so cool, Mother!
[13:39] (Flashback) Classmate A
We're finally in grade school now, too.
[13:42] (Flashback) Classmate B
I'm so excited.
[13:44] (Flashback) Classmate A
Will we be able to make a hundred friends?
[13:47] (Flashback) Young Mia
Will we, indeed...
[13:49] (Flashback) Classmate B
Ms. Mia, are you anxious?
[13:51] (Flashback) Young Mia
Yes.
[13:53] (Flashback) Young Mia
I'm not sure that I'll be able to find
a hundred lovers like my mother.
[13:59] Mia
And so, I ended up alone and friendless.
[14:04] Mia
By the time I realized something
wasn't right, it was too late.
[14:08] Mia
Everyone avoided me.
[14:15] (Flashback) Young Mia
Maybe I could handle two boyfriends.
[14:17] (Flashback) Young Kagura
How erotic.
[14:19] (Flashback) Young Mia
What about picking up men?
[14:20] (Flashback) Young Kagura
How erotic.
[14:22] (Flashback) Young Mia
Pillow talk.
[14:24] (Flashback) Young Kagura
How erotic.
[14:26] (Flashback) Young Mia
It's hard being wholesome.
[14:30] (Flashback) Kagura
Mia-san, did you know?
[14:32] (Flashback) Kagura
Japanese Zen Buddhism is totally in right now.
[14:36] (Flashback) Mia
Zen?
[14:37] (Flashback) Kagura
I'm actually very interested in it myself.
SIGN Mikazuki Temple
[14:42] Mia
When Kagura told me about it,
I realized this was it.
[14:46] Mia
At a nunnery closed to men in Japan,
where the Christoph family name is unknown,
[14:51] Mia
I could become a new person.
[14:55] Mia
But ever since you showed up,
I've been in agony!
[14:58] Mia
Nothing about my situation has changed!
[15:01] Mia
But I shouldn't blame you.
[15:07] Mia
Don't worry. I just need to move out.
[15:11] Mia
What? Why are you crying?
[15:14] Akemitsu
It's actually the same for me.
[15:17] Mia
What?!
[15:19] Mia
You, too?
[15:21] Akemitsu
I had no idea someone else
suffered from the same circumstances.
[15:24] Mia
It's so hard, isn't it?
[15:27] Akemitsu
It sure is!
[15:31] Mia
What an incredible coincidence.
No, this is fate.
[15:36] Mia
With him, maybe I could...
[15:42] Mia
I never learn.
[15:45] Mia
I got turned on and got the wrong idea again.
[15:50] Mia
I need to run away from Akagami
and the Christoph family.
[15:55] Mia
I just have to keep running.
[15:58] Akemitsu
Let's fight it together, Mia-san!
[16:02] Akemitsu
I feel so encouraged to have an ally!
[16:05] Akemitsu
Let's pursue the path of
enlightenment together!
[16:10] Mia
I'd probably just interfere with your training.
[16:12] Akemitsu
That's fine with me.
[16:16] Mia
You're actually just interested
in my body, aren't you?
[16:21] Akemitsu
Yes!
[16:23] Akemitsu
I mean, no. Strictly as a training partner.
[16:26] Mia
You won't be repulsed if I get turned on again?
[16:28] Akemitsu
In that regard, we're in the same boat.
[16:31] Mia
You're right. I won't reject you either.
[16:34] Akemitsu
Then let's do this.
[16:35] Mia
Yeah!
[16:49] Kagura
Slam!
[16:51] Kagura
I'm here.
[16:53] Mia
How long were you out there?
[16:55] Kagura
The whole time.
[16:56] Mia
You should've helped us!
[16:57] Kagura
Now, now. Since you seem to have
settled your differences,
[17:01] Kagura
why don't we perform penance all night long?
SIGN Collection
of
Penances
[17:07] Mia
Let's do it!
[17:08] Akemitsu
As long as I have an ally, I fear no penance!
[17:12] Mia
Let's do this!
[17:13] Akemitsu And Mia
Hip hip hooray!
[17:31] Yuzuki
Kagura? What are you...
[17:33] Mia
Akagami, deeper.
[17:36] Akemitsu
Here it comes, Mia-san.
[17:40] Kagura
Oh, they're just performing some penance.
[17:44] Kagura
There.
[17:48] Mia
Get your hand deeper in there.
[17:50] Akemitsu
Yes, Mia-san.
[17:52] Akemitsu
Mia-san, I'm bumping into something.
[17:55] Mia
Stick it out, Akagami.
[17:57] Akemitsu
Oh, Yuzuki-san.
[17:58] Mia
Huh?
[18:00] Yuzuki
What is this?
[18:02] Kagura
Ta-da.
[18:03] Kagura
They've been grappling together all night long.
[18:08] Yuzuki
All night long?
[18:21] Yuzuki
Hey!
SIGN Repenting
SIGN Repenting
[18:31] Kiki
Did something happen?
[18:33] Tsukuyo
I dunno. Are you mad?
[18:36] Yuzuki
Not at all.
[18:39] Kiki
By the way, Yuzuki.
[18:40] Yuzuki
Yes?
[18:41] Kiki
You seem rather relaxed, but wasn't your
matchmaking meeting postponed to today?
[18:48] Kiki
This temple's future depends on it, right?
[18:53] Akemitsu
What?
[18:54] Yuzuki
I'm going to be late!
SIGN Mikazuki
Temple
[18:57] Akemitsu
Where's the meeting?
[18:58] Yuzuki
At Ryukoku Temple.
[19:00] Akemitsu
Will you make it in time?
[19:01] Yuzuki
Barely, if I make it onto the next bus.
[19:03] Akemitsu
Then let's hurry.
[19:08] Yuzuki
The problem is my kimono.
I'll have to get dressed on the road.
[19:11] Akemitsu
I once had a job helping people put on kimonos.
[19:13] Yuzuki
You used to do that, too?
[19:15] Akemitsu
Should you let him know you'll be late?
[19:18] Yuzuki
No! I really can't afford to make any mistakes!
[19:22] Akemitsu
What do you mean?
[19:24] Yuzuki
We're actually supposed to move out
of the temple as soon as possible.
[19:29] Akemitsu
What?
[19:31] Yuzuki
Neither of my parents live at the temple.
[19:34] Yuzuki
Without a head priest, a family
has no right to reside at a temple.
[19:39] Yuzuki
Right now, Kiki-san's around to help,
but she can't stay forever.
[19:45] Yuzuki
I was told the temple would be closed
once I graduated from high school.
[19:51] Yuzuki
But if my matchmaking meeting goes well
and a new head priest moves in...
[19:56] Akemitsu
You'd enter a marriage you don't want
just to keep the temple open?
[20:01] Yuzuki
It was my decision.
[20:04] Yuzuki
I won't allow the temple to close!
[20:08] Akemitsu
I promise you'll make it in time!
SIGN Bus Stop
[20:13] Yuzuki
We're too late.
[20:16] Yuzuki
And it's too far to run...
[20:18] Akemitsu
Yuzuki-san!
[20:20] Akemitsu
I got someone to lend me a scooter!
[20:22] Yuzuki
How?!
[20:23] Akemitsu
Hold on tight!
[20:25] Yuzuki
Are you sure about this?
[20:27] Akemitsu
I memorized all the shortcuts
when I worked as a deliveryman.
[20:31] Yuzuki
Akagami-kun, seriously, who are you?
[20:39] Yuzuki
We're out of gas...
[20:43] Yuzuki
Is that the bus?
SIGN Bus
[20:45] Akemitsu
Really?!
SIGN Black Bus
Transport
Company
[20:53] Yuzuki
What kind of idiot mistakes a truck for a bus?
[20:58] Kurage
Yuzuki-oneechan is a dumb perv.
[21:01] Akemitsu
Imaginary Third Daughter, stop.
[21:02] Kurage
She's useless and horny.
[21:03] Kurage
Stupid, useless, and horny.
[21:06] Akemitsu
Who cares if she's horny? Stop it.
[21:10] Yuzuki
I'm sorry, Akagami-kun.
Your efforts were wasted.
[21:16] Yuzuki
Maybe it's impossible for me
to keep the temple open.
[21:23] Akemitsu
Yuzuki-san...
[21:29] Akemitsu
This is an opportunity for you to get changed.
[21:32] Yuzuki
Huh?
[21:33] Akemitsu
You'll get changed now, and we'll exit
when we hit the next red light!
[21:37] Yuzuki
But...
[21:38] Akemitsu
We'll borrow this truck once we're out.
[21:40] Akemitsu
I have truck-driving experience, too.
[21:44] Yuzuki
Borrow it? How?
[21:46] Akemitsu
We'll offer them money.
[21:48] Yuzuki
You're already in debt, you know!
[21:52] Akemitsu
I've got nothing to lose.
[21:53] Yuzuki
Isn't that exactly the problem?
[22:04] Yuzuki
Fine.
[22:05] Yuzuki
All right! Let's get changed
and break down that door!
[22:10] Akemitsu
Got it!
SIGN Matchmaking Meeting
in 30 Minutes
[22:12] Yuzuki
No matter what happens...
[22:13] Akemitsu And Yuzuki
We won't give up!
[23:45] Tsukuyo
This is bad.
SIGN Next Time
Go Ahead and Take a Shower
[23:46] Mia
What's the problem?
[23:47] Tsukuyo
Yuzu-nee is... She's in Ada...
[23:50] Mia
Adachi?
[23:51] Tsukuyo
No! She's at a lo... love...
[23:55] Mia
Love hotel!
[23:56] Tsukuyo
Correct! I mean, wait! It's a huge problem!
E4 - Go Ahead and Take a Shower
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[00:00] Kiki
By the way, Yuzuki.
[00:02] Yuzuki
Yes?
[00:03] Kiki
You seem rather relaxed, but wasn't your
matchmaking meeting postponed to today?
[00:10] Kiki
This temple's future depends on it, right?
SIGN Mikazuki
Temple
[00:14] Yuzuki
I'm going to be late!
[00:17] Akemitsu
Where's the meeting?
[00:19] Yuzuki
At Ryukoku Temple.
[00:20] Yuzuki
We're actually supposed to move out
of the temple as soon as possible.
[00:26] Akemitsu
What?
[00:27] Yuzuki
Neither of my parents live at the temple.
[00:31] Yuzuki
Without a head priest, a family
has no right to reside at a temple.
[00:36] Yuzuki
But if my matchmaking meeting goes well
and a new head priest moves in...
[00:41] Akemitsu
You'd enter a marriage you don't want
just to keep the temple open?
[00:46] Yuzuki
It was my decision.
[00:48] Yuzuki
I won't allow the temple to close!
SIGN Bus Stop
SIGN Bus
[01:02] Yuzuki
Maybe it's impossible for me
to keep the temple open.
[01:09] Akemitsu
Yuzuki-san...
[01:15] Akemitsu
This is an opportunity for you to get changed.
[01:18] Yuzuki
Huh?
[01:19] Akemitsu
You'll get changed now, and we'll exit
when we hit the next red light!
[01:23] Yuzuki
But...
[01:24] Akemitsu
We'll borrow this truck once we're out.
[01:26] Akemitsu
I have truck-driving experience, too.
[01:30] Yuzuki
All right! Let's get changed
and break down that door!
[01:35] Akemitsu
Got it!
SIGN Episode 4
[03:08] Akemitsu
And so, Akemitsu and Yuzuki
broke through the trailer doors,
[03:12] Akemitsu
borrowed the truck,
and headed to Ryukoku Temple, where—
SIGN Black Bus
Transport
Company
SIGN Episode 4: Go Ahead and Take a Shower
[03:24] (Flashback) Yuzuki
Kiki-san, I don't want this
temple to close after all.
[03:28] (Flashback) Kiki
But it'll take three years for you
to become the head priest.
[03:32] (Flashback) Yuzuki
I know.
[03:34] (Flashback) Kiki
And this temple has only one year left.
[03:36] (Flashback) Yuzuki
I know.
[03:38] (Flashback) Yuzuki
I'm going to hire a matchmaker.
SIGN Ryukoku
Temple
[03:58] Yuzuki
We made it!
[04:00] Yuzuki
Um, I'm here for the matchmaking meeting!
[04:03] Priest
Aoba Yuzuki-san?
[04:06] Yuzuki
Akagami-kun!
[04:07] Akemitsu
Yes?
[04:08] Yuzuki
Thank you so much for getting me this far.
[04:11] Yuzuki
I'll handle the rest.
[04:13] Akemitsu
Of course!
[04:14] Akemitsu
There isn't a man in this world
who wouldn't fall for you!
SIGN Black Bus
Transport
Company
[04:19] Akemitsu
What? She laughed at me?
[04:24] Yuzuki
I'll see you later.
[04:28] Akemitsu
Good luck.
[04:30] Akemitsu
This is surely goodbye.
[04:34] Akemitsu
Since she's getting married,
a man like me can't keep living with her.
[04:40] Akemitsu
Yuzuki-san, I wish you the best.
[04:45] Akemitsu
Huh?
[04:48] Akemitsu
Who are you?
[04:50] High Priest Aoba
Who are you? And what are you doing here?
[04:54] Akemitsu
What do you mean?
[04:56] High Priest Aoba
You must be associated with the temple
since you're wearing work clothes.
[04:59] High Priest Aoba
So start tidying up the yard.
[05:01] Akemitsu
Huh?! B-But I...
[05:10] Yuzuki
My name is Aoba Yuzuki.
[05:13] Yuzuki
Thank you for having me today.
[05:17] Hoan
Thank you for making the trip here.
SIGN Ryokoku Temple Third Son
SIGN Kijo Hoan
[05:22] Hoan
My name is Kijo Hoan.
[05:25] Yuzuki
It's a pleasure to meet you.
[05:27] Hoan
You're quite young.
[05:29] Hoan
Why seek a matchmaker at your age?
[05:32] Yuzuki
Because I love Mikazuki Temple
and the people who live there.
[05:37] Hoan
I see.
[05:39] Yuzuki
You should visit sometime.
[05:41] Yuzuki
I'm proud to call them my family and friends.
[05:44] Yuzuki
They're warm, kind, and so dependable.
[05:49] Yuzuki
I'm sure they're supporting me
from afar right now...
[05:59] Yuzuki
There's one right there?!
[06:01] Yuzuki
Is that really him or a doppelganger?
[06:03] Akemitsu
I don't want to see Yuzuki-san
meeting with another man!
[06:09] Akemitsu
But... her alluring figure is a sight to behold!
[06:16] Yuzuki
Akagami-kun, look at me.
[06:23] Akemitsu
Worldly desires, begone!
Worldly desires, begone!
[06:26] Yuzuki
That's definitely him!
[06:28] Hoan
Is something the matter?
[06:29] Yuzuki
Huh?!
[06:30] Hoan
You must be nervous.
[06:32] Yuzuki
Oh, no. Not really.
[06:34] Hoan
It's all right. Just imagine your family
and friends are nearby watching over you.
[06:39] Yuzuki
Actually, I'm anxious
because one of them is here!
[06:41] Akemitsu
Worldly desires, begone!
[06:43] Yuzuki
What should I do? What was I about to say?
[06:47] Akemitsu
Yuzuki-san is distressed.
[06:49] Akemitsu
That's not good. My presence is
having a negative influence on her.
[06:52] Akemitsu
I must hide myself immediately.
[06:56] High Priest Aoba
Over here. Come here.
[06:58] Akemitsu
It's that nun again.
[07:06] Akemitsu
Th-The matchmaker has suddenly fallen
ill and is no longer able to attend,
[07:10] Akemitsu
so I, the humble Akagami,
will be taking their place.
[07:15] Yuzuki
What's going on here?
[07:16] Akemitsu
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[07:20] Akemitsu
I must at least play Cupid for them.
[07:24] Akemitsu
Well then, milady.
[07:25] Yuzuki
"Milady"?
[07:26] Akemitsu
Shall we get started?
[07:28] Yuzuki
Uh, y-yes.
[07:30] Akemitsu
Milord.
[07:31] Hoan
"Milord"...
[07:33] Akemitsu
What would you like to do on
a date with your sweetheart?
[07:36] Hoan
I'd like to go see a movie.
[07:39] Hoan
I often go alone, but I'd enjoy going together.
[07:44] Yuzuki
The meeting's actually moving forward.
SIGN Relieved
[07:46] Yuzuki
Maybe I don't need to be worried.
[07:48] Akemitsu
A movie?!
[07:51] Akemitsu
A movie theater... Couples' seating...
[07:54] Akemitsu
Under cover of darkness...
[07:56] Yuzuki
This is embarrassing.
[08:00] Yuzuki
You look like an Asura, Akagami-kun!
[08:02] Akemitsu
No, no. I'm Cupid.
[08:05] Akemitsu
How do you spend your days off?
[08:08] Hoan
I spend them relaxing at hot springs.
[08:10] Akemitsu
Hot springs?!
[08:16] Yuzuki
Allow me to join you.
[08:20] Yuzuki
Akagami-kun, are you okay?
[08:23] Akemitsu
Don't worry about me. In that case, milord...
[08:27] Akemitsu
What if you were to get married?
[08:30] Hoan
I'd like to have about ten kids.
[08:35] Yuzuki
I want your babies.
[08:39] Yuzuki
Akagami-kun!
[08:46] Yuzuki
Um, I'm sorry about that.
[08:49] Hoan
It's fine. Your friends really
are exactly as you described.
[08:53] Yuzuki
Huh?
[08:54] Hoan
I don't know what he was doing here,
[08:57] Hoan
but I'm certain he didn't come
to interfere with our meeting.
[09:00] Hoan
I consider myself an excellent
judge of character.
[09:04] Hoan
He must've been genuinely worried about you.
[09:08] Hoan
There wasn't a single lie
in anything he said or did.
[09:12] Yuzuki
Lies...
[09:15] (Flashback) Yuzuki Mom
Listen to me, Yuzuki. You mustn't lie.
[09:20] Yuzuki
That's right. Lying is wrong.
[09:24] Hoan
Is something the matter?
[09:26] Yuzuki
Kijo-san, I'm sorry.
[09:28] Yuzuki
I don't actually intend to get married.
[09:34] (Flashback) Kiki
So you'll have a man qualified to serve as
a head priest take over Mikazuki Temple.
[09:39] (Flashback) Yuzuki
Yes.
[09:40] (Flashback) Kiki
And that's why you're hiring a matchmaker?
[09:42] (Flashback) Yuzuki
I know it isn't the noblest of motives.
[09:45] (Flashback) Kiki
Sounds fine to me. After all,
you'll be meeting Buddhist priests.
[09:49] (Flashback) Yuzuki
Huh?
[09:51] (Flashback) Kiki
You can just go through the
motions of attending a meeting.
[09:54] (Flashback) Yuzuki
But...
[09:55] (Flashback) Kiki
You're basically buying time
until you become a nun, right?
SIGN Temple
[09:59] (Flashback) Kiki
Then just get engaged and
break it off in three years.
[10:04] (Flashback) Yuzuki
Doesn't that sound like a scam?
[10:06] (Flashback) Kiki
What are you talking about?
[10:08] (Flashback) Kiki
He'll get the chance to dream of
marrying a beautiful young woman.
[10:11] (Flashback) Yuzuki
That's totally a scam.
[10:13] (Flashback) Kiki
If you really like him,
then you can get married.
[10:17] (Flashback) Yuzuki
What if he wants to get married sooner?
[10:19] (Flashback) Kiki
Tell him you want to focus on your studies
a little longer and have him wait.
[10:26] (Flashback) Yuzuki
Okay. I'll give it a shot.
[10:28] (Flashback) Kiki
Good, that's the spirit.
[10:31] (Flashback) Kiki
Show some unmarried
reject priest a fleeting dream.
[10:35] (Flashback) Yuzuki
Kiki-san, what do you have against priests?
[10:40] Hoan
I see.
[10:41] Hoan
In other words, you wanted help
keeping your temple open.
[10:46] Yuzuki
Yes.
[10:47] Hoan
And that's why you hired a matchmaker.
[10:50] Yuzuki
I'm really sorry. I realized I shouldn't lie.
[10:55] Yuzuki
Still...
[10:56] Yuzuki
I know this is insolent of me, but please...
[10:59] Yuzuki
Would you be willing to get engaged?
[11:02] Yuzuki
Please give me—give us some time.
[11:06] Hoan
You're a straightforward person. I like that.
[11:12] Hoan
But you're a child.
[11:14] Hoan
I hear Mikazuki Temple is
perpetually broke and understaffed.
[11:20] Hoan
And the main temple is in
desperate need of repairs.
[11:23] Yuzuki
I...
[11:25] Hoan
Can you satisfy your parishioners like that?
[11:28] Hoan
Can you save others when you
can't even take care of yourself?
[11:32] Hoan
Keeping the temple open
won't make anyone happy.
[11:37] Hoan
I'm sure whoever decided to shut
it down had the same thought.
[11:43] Yuzuki
No one?
[11:46] Yuzuki
But they're...
[11:48] Hoan
Wake up and smell the coffee.
[11:53] Hoan
Mikazuki Temple isn't worth protecting.
[11:57] Yuzuki
Still, I will take over the temple!
[12:02] Akemitsu
I had no idea my debt had
made the situation so terrible.
[12:06] Akemitsu
The least I can do is give my life
to restore Mikazuki Temple's image!
[12:11] Yuzuki
That would only hurt our
image more, Akagami-kun!
[12:14] Akemitsu
Milord, is there any way we can have
a second chance at this meeting?
[12:20] Hoan
Akagami-san, was it?
[12:23] Hoan
Shutting the temple down
should be in your best interest, too.
[12:26] Yuzuki
Huh?
[12:27] Hoan
You could slowly pay off your debt.
[12:30] Hoan
Once the temple is gone,
you won't have to serve them.
[12:33] Yuzuki
Oh, right. It's good for Akagami-kun, too.
[12:37] Hoan
I do believe that concludes our meeting.
[12:44] Hoan
Listen, nobody needs Mikazuki Temple any—
[12:47] Akemitsu
That temple and Yuzuki-san have saved me twice.
[12:51] Yuzuki
Akagami-kun...
[12:53] Akemitsu
That temple isn't worthless.
[12:58] Hoan
You think it should stay open?
[13:01] Akemitsu
Yes.
[13:02] Hoan
Even if Yuzuki-san suffers because of it?
[13:06] Hoan
Running a temple is hardly easy.
[13:09] Hoan
She won't be the only one.
[13:10] Hoan
Her family and parishioners
will suffer, as well.
[13:12] Hoan
What if she fails? What if things get worse?
[13:15] Hoan
What will you do when
she can't take it anymore?
[13:20] Akemitsu
I'll support her.
[13:24] Hoan
Oh? Do you swear it?
[13:27] Hoan
You'll spend the rest of your life
making Aoba Yuzuki-san happy?
[13:32] Akemitsu
I will!
[13:34] Hoan
You'll remain with her
in sickness and in health?
[13:37] Yuzuki
What?!
[13:38] Akemitsu
I will!
[13:39] Yuzuki
Hey, wait...
[13:41] Hoan
You'll care for one another and build
a bright and happy family together?
[13:46] Akemitsu
I will!
[13:46] Yuzuki
Is this... a propo—
[13:49] Hoan
Then demonstrate the worth
of Mikazuki Temple.
[13:54] Hoan
Show me that the ideals of children
can overcome the harshness of reality.
[14:01] Hoan
Now then, Aoba Yuzuki-san.
[14:04] Yuzuki
Yes?
[14:05] Hoan
I accept your engagement proposal.
[14:08] Yuzuki
What?!
[14:09] Hoan
But I'm only lending you my name.
[14:15] Akemitsu And Yuzuki
Thank you!
[14:22] High Priest Aoba
Hoan, I thought I told you to
convince her to shut down the temple.
[14:28] Hoan
She brought an interesting boy along,
and I couldn't help myself.
[14:31] Hoan
Weren't you curious about him, too?
[14:34] Hoan
That's why you involved him in the meeting.
[14:36] Hoan
Isn't that right, High Priest Aoba?
[14:40] High Priest Aoba
Akagami...
[14:42] High Priest Aoba
He's that man's son, huh?
SIGN A contented mind is a perpetual feast.
[14:50] Yuzuki
Too bad we missed the last bus.
[14:54] Akemitsu
We'll walk to the station.
[14:58] Yuzuki
I'm sorry for everything.
[14:59] Akemitsu
What do you mean?
[15:01] Yuzuki
Nothing.
[15:02] Akemitsu
Either way, I'm glad the
matchmaking meeting went well.
[15:06] Akemitsu
So you're getting engaged in
name only, but won't marry...
[15:10] Akemitsu
Does that mean I don't have
to move out of the temple?!
[15:14] Yuzuki
Of course.
[15:16] Akemitsu
Yahoo! All right! Yes!
[15:22] Akemitsu
Yahoo!
[15:28] Akemitsu
Y-Yuzuki-san?!
[15:30] Yuzuki
Sorry! I'm not sure what
my face looks like right now.
[15:35] Yuzuki
Thank you, Akagami-kun.
[15:40] Akemitsu
You're crying and blushing at the same time!
[15:42] Yuzuki
Why did you have to look?!
[15:45] Akemitsu
Are you feeling unwell?
[15:46] Yuzuki
No, you idiot!
SIGN Platform 2
SIGN Train service has ended for the day
[15:52] Station Announce
The last train has departed from the station.
[15:56] Station Announce
The exits will be closed shortly.
[15:58] Station Announce
Please leave the station immediately.
[16:07] Akemitsu
We'll get a taxi.
[16:08] Yuzuki
Good idea!
[16:09] Yuzuki
There aren't any here!
[16:13] Yuzuki
I don't see any cars, and my phone's dead.
[16:17] Yuzuki
What about yours?
[16:20] Akemitsu
Mine was crushed.
[16:22] Yuzuki
What happened?!
[16:24] Yuzuki
What are we going to do? It's getting cold.
[16:27] Yuzuki
Ow!
[16:28] Yuzuki
A blister...
[16:31] Akemitsu
That's not good. We'll have to rest somewhere.
SIGN Silk Road Beyond Nirvana
[16:43] Akemitsu
No, no, no.
[16:46] Akemitsu
She's not seducing you. This is definitely
not a come-on, Akagami Akemitsu.
[16:51] Akemitsu
Begone, worldly desires!
[16:54] Yuzuki
Akagami-kun.
[16:57] Yuzuki
Should we check it out?
[16:58] Akemitsu
Yuzuki-san?!
SIGN Silk Road Beyond Nirvana
[17:01] Akemitsu
How can you be so casual about it?!
[17:03] Yuzuki
I don't mean in a weird way.
[17:05] Yuzuki
But you know, there's nothing else around.
[17:08] Akemitsu
That's not the problem here!
[17:09] Akemitsu
A young man and woman shouldn't
casually enter a love hotel together!
SIGN Room 205
SIGN Stay
SIGN Rest
[17:15] Akemitsu
We checked in!
[17:19] Yuzuki
Wow!
[17:20] Yuzuki
Isn't this place amazing, Akagami-kun?
[17:22] Akemitsu
It sure is.
[17:24] Yuzuki
And it's way cleaner than I expected.
[17:26] Akemitsu
It sure is.
[17:28] Yuzuki
Looks like we can order food, too.
[17:30] Akemitsu
Great attitude, Yuzuki-san.
[17:32] Akemitsu
There's no way things will get awkward now.
[17:35] Yuzuki
They've even got karaoke and games.
[17:38] Akemitsu
As long as I don't look at that wall...
[17:41] Yuzuki
Akagami-kun, look.
SIGN Cosplay Costumes for Rent
SIGN Free!!
[17:43] Yuzuki
They've got cosplay costumes.
SIGN Cosplay Costumes for Rent
[17:47] Akemitsu
Yuzuki-san!
[17:48] Akemitsu
Wh-Why? Why must you
provoke my worldly desires?!
[17:54] Akemitsu
Calm down. Yuzuki-san's
doing this to ease the tension.
[17:58] Yuzuki
They've got movies, too.
[18:00] Yuzuki
We can watch all the AVs we want.
[18:01] Akemitsu
Worldly desires, begone!
[18:03] Yuzuki
Oh, sorry. I got carried away.
SIGN Worldy
Desires Begone...
[18:07] Akemitsu
It's fine.
[18:24] Yuzuki
Akagami-kun...
[18:25] Akemitsu
Y-Yes?
[18:27] Yuzuki
Go ahead and take a shower.
[18:29] Akemitsu
She's totally down!
[18:35] Akemitsu
No, don't be ridiculous.
[18:37] Akemitsu
There's no way Yuzuki-san
would try to seduce me.
[18:43] Akemitsu
She considerately suggested I bathe
because she knows I'm exhausted.
[18:49] Akemitsu
That's right. It wasn't for
any inappropriate reason.
[18:55] Akemitsu
Yuzuki-san, I'm out of the—
[18:59] Akemitsu
Is something the matter?
[19:01] Yuzuki
No.
[19:04] Yuzuki
I'm going to take a bath.
[19:05] Akemitsu
O-Okay.
[19:15] Akemitsu
Y-Yuzuki-san was watching an AV?
[19:20] Akemitsu
Hang on! Surely she didn't
have me take a bath first
[19:23] Akemitsu
because she wanted to secretly watch an AV!
SIGN Correct
[19:26] Kurage
That's correct, Akagami-san.
[19:28] Kurage
Yuzuki-oneechan is a perv, too.
[19:30] Kurage
The quiet type.
[19:32] Akemitsu
What am I supposed to do here?!
[19:35] Perv-Mitsu
What's there to think about?
SIGN Akagami Perv-mitsu
[19:37] Perv-Mitsu
Pinning her down is the only choice!
SIGN Dummy-gami Akemitsu
[19:40] Dummy-Gami
Isn't that what she's hoping you'll do?
[19:43] Perv-Mitsu
Show her the kind of man you are!
[19:45] Perv-Mitsu
You musn't embarrass a woman.
[19:49] Akemitsu
Why do they have to agree with each other?
[19:52] Perv-Mitsu
C'mon, be honest with yourself.
[19:54] Dummy-Gami
Don't you want to get with her, too?
[19:56] Akemitsu
Stop!
[19:59] Akemitsu
Wait, violence is wrong.
[20:02] Both
Let's climb the stairs of adulthood together.
[20:04] Akemitsu
Damn it!
[20:08] Akemitsu
I swore I'd support her.
[20:13] Akemitsu
I'll protect her from myself!
[20:22] Yuzuki
Wow, so that's what AVs are like.
[20:29] Yuzuki
This bath is huge.
[20:32] Yuzuki
What's this for?
[20:35] Yuzuki
I can't believe I actually
entered a love hotel.
[20:38] Yuzuki
What should I do? What am I supposed to do?
[20:41] Yuzuki
I'll start by warming up and calming down.
[20:48] Yuzuki
Now that I've calmed down,
I'm so embarrassed!
[20:52] Yuzuki
Why did I act so excited?!
[20:55] Yuzuki
By bringing him here, I made it seem
like I'm hoping something will happen!
[21:00] Yuzuki
We're going to have a
misunderstanding, aren't we?
[21:03] Yuzuki
Akagami-kun and I are about to...
[21:09] (Flashback) Akemitsu
I'll support her.
[21:14] (Flashback) Akemitsu
I will!
[21:25] Yuzuki
If Akagami-kun really wants me, then I...
[21:41] Yuzuki
What?
[21:44] Akemitsu
Don't worry.
[21:47] Akemitsu
No harm will come to you now, Yuzuki-san.
[21:52] Akemitsu
You can rest at ease.
[21:57] Akemitsu
Yuzuki-san, why did you blindfold me?
[22:00] Akemitsu
Yuzuki-san? Hey, Yuzuki-san...
[22:06] Akemitsu
How am I supposed to use the bathroom?
[22:09] Akemitsu
Yuzuki-san? You're there, aren't you?
SIGN Silk Road Beyond Nirvana
[22:12] Yuzuki
Dummy.
[22:13] Akemitsu
Hey!
SIGN Next Time
How Shall I Make
You Take Responsibility?
[23:45] Kagura
Bullseye.
[23:47] Kiki
Oh?
[23:48] Kagura
Finally got it.
[23:50] Kiki
Ah, I see.
[23:52] Kiki
You're talking about archery, right?
[23:54] Kagura
Aw, come on.
[23:56] Kiki
You're too desperate to make it happen.
E5 - How Shall I Make You Take Responsibility?
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SIGN Mikazuki Temple
[00:07] Tsukuyo
Yuzu-nee...
[00:10] Yuzuki
We're back.
[00:12] Tsukuyo
Yuzu-nee and Akagami!
[00:15] Yuzuki
We're back, Tsukuyo.
[00:17] Tsukuyo
You should've called to say
you were staying out overnight.
[00:19] Yuzuki
S-Sorry. My phone died.
[00:23] Tsukuyo
Either way, I'm glad it seems
like nothing happened.
[00:26] Akemitsu And Yuzuki
Of course nothing happened.
[00:29] Tsukuyo
What happened?!
SIGN Episode 5:
How Shall I Make You Take Responsibility?
[02:04] Akemitsu
See you later.
[02:07] Student
Hey, let me copy your homework.
[02:09] Tsukuyo
So last night, you missed the
last train and stayed at a...
[02:13] Tsukuyo
love hotel, but nothing happened?
[02:17] Yuzuki
That's right. All we did was stay the night.
[02:19] Tsukuyo
Oh, I see. I thought you cheated
the very same day you got engaged.
[02:24] Yuzuki
That's what you thought?
[02:26] Tsukuyo
But Yuzu-nee,
[02:28] Tsukuyo
you'd better not tell anyone at school
about that, or that Akagami is living with us.
[02:33] Yuzuki
What? But it's normal for temples
to have live-in help.
[02:38] Tsukuyo
Did you forget that we're a nunnery, Yuzu-nee?
[02:40] Yuzuki
Is it really that big a deal?
[02:42] Tsukuyo
Of course it is! If people find out we're
living with a young man, their faith in us—
[02:46] Yuzuki
But it's fine since it's Akagami-kun.
[02:48] Yuzuki
We went to a love hotel, but he didn't do—
[02:49] Tsukuyo
Yuzu-nee!
[02:51] Tsukuyo
In any case, don't tell anyone
we live with Akagami! Got it?
[02:56] Yuzuki
O-Okay.
[03:03] Tsukuyo
Come on, Yuzu-nee. How could you
let your guard down so much?
[03:07] Tsukuyo
Before Akagami came to our place,
you were... you were more...
[03:13] Mana
Tsukki.
[03:16] Mana
Morning.
[03:17] Tsukuyo
Good morning, Mana and Yuki.
[03:20] Mana
What's the matter? You seem down.
[03:22] Tsukuyo
Just some stuff going on at home.
[03:25] Mana
With the temple? Speaking of temples, Tsukki...
[03:29] Mana
I heard you got a boyfriend.
[03:34] Tsukuyo
Where did that come from? Also, I didn't!
[03:37] Mana
There's eyewitness testimony.
[03:39] Tsukuyo
Eyewitness testimony?
[03:41] Mana
You were kissing a boy by the river
after the rain stopped...
[03:44] Yuki
And then you went home together.
[03:46] Mana And Yuki
Right?
[03:48] Tsukuyo
It must've been someone else.
[03:50] Mana
But the other guy was
wearing temple work clothes.
[03:54] Tsukuyo
Work clothes?
[03:58] Tsukuyo
You mean that?!
[04:00] Tsukuyo
That's not what happened!
[04:02] Tsukuyo
And we weren't alone! Yuzu-nee was there!
[04:05] Mana
My, my. So bold to do that
in front of your sister.
[04:07] Tsukuyo
I told you, that's not what it was!
[04:09] Tsukuyo
I was just whispering in his ear!
[04:11] Mana
Whispering?
[04:12] Tsukuyo
Yes! About how we'd kissed before...
[04:16] Mana
So you did kiss him!
[04:18] Mana
You've got a boyfriend!
[04:20] Yuki
Tell us more.
[04:21] Tuskuyo
No! That's not what happened!
[04:22] Yuki
Now this is major news.
[04:24] Mana
Sure is.
[04:25] Tsukuyo
Huh?
[04:26] Mana
There are a lot of boys
who are interested in you.
[04:30] Tsukuyo
What?
[04:32] Mana
I doubt you realize it, but you Aoba sisters
are actually pretty popular here at school.
[04:37] Mana
Your sister Yuzuki-san is famous
for how gorgeous she is,
[04:41] Mana
and you're... huge.
[04:43] Yuki
Massive.
[04:45] Tsukuyo
What are you talking about?
[04:46] Mana
All anyone's talking about is
how you got a boyfriend.
[04:51] Tsukuyo
What?
[04:52] Mana And Yuki
Tell us! Tell us!
[04:54] Tsukuyo
This is bad.
[04:55] Tsukuyo
If people find out he
lives with us, we're screwed!
[05:00] Mana And Yuki
What?!
[05:02] Yuki
So agile.
[05:02] Mana
Tsukuyo's so cool.
[05:02] Tsukuyo
What's he doing at school?!
[05:05] Tsukuyo
In his work clothes, of all things...
SIGN Tsukuyo's Lunch
[05:10] Tsukuyo
I'm the one who let my guard down!
[05:13] Tsukuyo
I'm going to the nurse's office!
[05:14] Yuki
The nurse's office?
[05:15] Mana
But you're sprinting at full speed!
[05:18] Akemitsu
Where is Aoba Tsukuyo-san's class?
[05:20] Male Student A
O-Oh, the younger Aoba is...
[05:22] Male Student B
Wait, who are you, anyway?
[05:25] Akemitsu
Forgive me.
[05:26] Akemitsu
I simply came to deliver Tsukuyo-san's lunch.
[05:29] Akemitsu
My name is Akaga—
[05:41] Akemitsu
Wh-What happened to me?
[05:42] Tsukuyo
You're awake?
[05:46] Tsukuyo
Shh! It's me!
[05:48] Akemitsu
Tsukuyo-san? Where are we?
[05:51] Tsukuyo
The nurse's office.
[05:53] Tsukuyo
The nurse isn't here yet.
[05:55] Akemitsu
Oh, you forgot your lunch.
[05:58] Tsukuyo
Listen, I really appreciate that, but...
[06:03] Akemitsu
Well, I should go.
[06:05] Tsukuyo
Wait, wait! They're about to have PE outside!
[06:08] Tsukuyo
Someone will see you!
[06:10] Akemitsu
Is there a problem with that?
[06:11] Tsukuyo
It's a massive problem!
Your work clothes will attract attention.
[06:14] Akemitsu
I thought they would keep me from
seeming suspicious at a school.
[06:18] Tsukuyo
Consider the time and place, Akagami.
[06:18] Sign
Ache Ache
[06:21] Tsukuyo
In any case, you need to hide in here for a while.
[06:25] Tsukuyo
No way! The nurse is already here?!
[06:28] Mana
Excuse me. Tsukki, you in here?
[06:31] Tsukuyo
Hey.
[06:34] Mana
How are you feeling?
[06:36] Tsukuyo
Fine as long as I'm lying down.
[06:38] Akemitsu
This isn't fine at all!
[06:41] Tsukuyo
Anyway, what's up with you two?
[06:43] Yuki
We've got PE next, so we stopped by.
[06:45] Tsukuyo
I see. Thanks.
[06:47] Tsukuyo
But I'm fine, so you don't have to worry about me.
[06:49] Mana
Hey, Tsukki.
[06:50] Mana
Your legs look kinda long.
[06:52] Tsukuyo And Akemitsu
Yikes!
[06:53] Tsukuyo
Crap. I gotta get deeper to fix the length.
[06:55] Akemitsu
Oh, no. I must move up.
[06:59] Mana
What happened?
[07:00] Tsukuyo
M-My leg cramped.
[07:02] Yuki
Your leg, huh?
[07:04] Tsukuyo
Yeah, it's really no big deal.
[07:06] Tsukuyo
Except for the fact that he
went up inside my clothes!
[07:11] Tsukuyo
Oh, break is ending.
[07:13] Tsukuyo
You should hurry to class.
[07:15] Yuki
You're right. Let's go.
[07:17] Mana
Hey, Tsukki, have you gained weight?
[07:20] Tsukuyo And Akemitsu
Yikes!
[07:21] Tsukuyo
It's just your imagination!
[07:24] Tsukuyo
I haven't gained any weight at all!
[07:26] Mana
You're crying over it?
[07:27] Tsukuyo
Please just leave.
[07:27] Mana
Sorry, sorry. That's not what I meant.
[07:30] Akemitsu
C-Can't breathe...
[07:33] Akemitsu
I must inhale oxygen...
[07:38] Tsukuyo
H-How could he bite that?!
[07:43] Mana
By the way, Tsukki, why don't you
come back to the archery club?
[07:50] Mana
We've got a tournament coming up.
[07:52] Yuki
We all miss you.
[07:57] Tsukuyo
Sorry. I'm busy helping my family.
[08:00] Mana
You can't, huh?
[08:02] Tsukuyo
I'm really sorry.
[08:04] Mana
It's fine. Don't overdo it.
[08:06] Yuki
Well, we should go.
[08:13] Akemitsu
I-I caught a glimpse of Nirvana.
[08:15] Tsukuyo
He took advantage of the situation.
[08:18] Akemitsu
You used to be in the archery club, Tsukuyo-san?
[08:21] Tsukuyo
Not "used to be," exactly.
[08:24] Akemitsu
You're not going to do it anymore?
[08:27] Tsukuyo
I'm just taking a break.
[08:31] Akemitsu
I see. Then let's make sure
you can resume club activities.
[08:35] Tsukuyo
What? Wait—
[08:36] Akemitsu
I'll handle all the housework.
[08:38] Tsukuyo
Wait, Akagami!
[08:43] Mana
Tsukki, come to think of it,
our class after PE is self-study—
SIGN Enter through the narrow gate.
[09:00] Tsukuyo
The way she looked drawing a bow...
[09:02] Tsukuyo
I was uncharacteristically drawn to
how elegant her profile looked.
[09:07] Tsukuyo
I wanted to get closer to her, so I...
SIGN Club Application
SIGN I would like to join the archery club
SIGN Student Name
SIGN 1-B Aoba Tsukuyo
[09:11] Tsukuyo
But then...
[09:12] (Flashback) Tsukuyo
What? Yuzu-nee, you're
quitting the archery club?
[09:15] (Flashback) Tsukuyo
Why?
[09:16] (Flashback) Yuzuki
I'm thinking about taking over the temple.
[09:20] (Flashback) Tsukuyo
But...
[09:28] Tsukuyo
Why am I dreaming about that now?
[09:34] Yuzuki
You're hard at work, Akagami-kun.
[09:37] Akemitsu
Good morning.
[09:38] Akemitsu
Oh? Is that a bow?
[09:41] Yuzuki
Yeah. They say archery is a
standing meditation technique.
SIGN Standing
Meditation
[09:44] Yuzuki
Apparently they do it in
class at Buddhist schools.
[09:48] Akemitsu
I see.
[09:49] Yuzuki
Would you like to try it?
[09:51] Akemitsu
Yes, please.
[10:08] Akemitsu
Come to think of it, you're in
the archery club, aren't you?
[10:11] Yuzuki
Yeah. I quit, though. Such a waste.
[10:15] Akemitsu
She quit? But I thought Tsukuyo-san said...
[10:22] Akemitsu
Tsukuyo-san?
[10:25] Kurage
I don't think she's coming out.
[10:26] Kurage
She's in shut-in mode today.
[10:29] Kurage
Whenever Tsukuyo-oneechan's
worried about something,
[10:31] Kurage
she shuts herself in her room.
[10:32] Akemitsu
Don't worry. I'll handle it.
[10:35] Kurage
Huh?
[10:45] Tsukuyo
There's no point in worrying about it now.
[10:49] (Flashback) Tsukuyo
I'm just taking a break.
[10:52] Tsukuyo
I'm so non-committal.
[10:55] Akemitsu
Tsukuyo-san!
[10:59] Akemitsu
Oh, Tsukuyo-san!
[11:01] Akemitsu
Do you have a moment?
[11:05] Akemitsu
I'd like to talk!
[11:11] Akemitsu
Thank you.
[11:13] Tsukuyo
What are you trying to do?
[11:15] Tsukuyo
So, what'd you want to discuss?
Let's get this over with.
[11:19] Akemitsu
I completed all the cooking,
laundry, and cleaning for the day.
[11:23] Tsukuyo
Okay.
[11:23] Akemitsu
I also finished last month's accounting,
[11:26] Akemitsu
and I can handle all guests
and phone calls myself.
[11:30] Tsukuyo
Uh, th-thanks?
[11:32] Akemitsu
So, Tsukuyo-san, you can
rejoin the archery club now.
[11:40] Akemitsu
You could even start today if—
[11:41] Tsukuyo
Listen, Akagami.
[11:44] Tsukuyo
You seem to be confused since yesterday,
but I don't want to do archery.
[11:51] Akemitsu
You don't?
[11:52] Tsukuyo
Right.
[11:53] Akemitsu
Then why do you still insist you're
taking a break and haven't quit the club?
[11:58] Akemitsu
Isn't it so you can resume at any time?
[12:02] Tsukuyo
It's too stuffy in here. I'm going outside.
[12:06] Tsukuyo
Akagami, could you handle
the rest of the housework?
[12:15] Tsukuyo
Damn that Akagami.
He doesn't need to worry about that.
[12:19] Tsukuyo
But what am I going to do now?
[12:22] Kid
This way!
[12:24] Kid
Wait up!
[12:33] Tsukuyo
Yeesh. Why'd I come here?
[12:43] Tsukuyo
Man, they did a sloppy job cleaning up.
[12:47] Tsukuyo
Ugh, this bow is strung terribly.
[13:07] Tsukuyo
Draw.
[13:09] Tsukuyo
Release.
[13:15] Tsukuyo
Yeah, right.
[13:17] Akemitsu
Hit!
[13:19] Tsukuyo
Akagami?! What are you doing here?
[13:22] Tsukuyo
Crap!
[13:23] Akemitsu
Huh? Tsukuyo-san?
[13:36] Akemitsu
Why did you run?
[13:40] Tsukuyo
I just didn't want to be seen with you.
[13:45] Akemitsu
Are you returning to the
archery club after all?
[13:48] Tsukuyo
I told you already, no.
[13:51] Akemitsu
But you seemed like you were
having fun at the archery range.
[14:02] Tsukuyo
I can't... because it's just fun for me.
[14:08] Tsukuyo
I'm not particularly good at archery.
[14:13] Tsukuyo
I only started because Yuzu-nee was doing it.
[14:22] Tsukuyo
She's the one who should keep doing it.
[14:27] Tsukuyo
She was way better than me.
[14:30] Tsukuyo
She was popular, too.
[14:33] Tsukuyo
But she quit.
[14:36] Tsukuyo
I can't do what I want when Yuzu-nee's
pushing herself so hard for our sakes.
[14:42] Tsukuyo
You know how difficult it is to
take over a temple, don't you?
[14:46] Tsukuyo
Yuzu-nee's still in high school, but she made
that decision and even hired a matchmaker!
[14:55] Tsukuyo
I could never do that.
[14:57] Tsukuyo
She's amazing.
[15:03] Tsukuyo
Huh?
[15:04] Akemitsu
In other words, you've forbidden
yourself from having fun
[15:07] Akemitsu
because Yuzuki-san is struggling
on top of quitting the archery club.
[15:13] Tsukuyo
Yeah, that's what I've been telling—
[15:14] Akemitsu
Let's go. There's something I want to show you.
[15:17] Tsukuyo
Wh-What?
[15:25] Akemitsu
We're here.
[15:26] Tsukuyo
Huh?
SIGN Mikazuki
Temple
[15:27] Tsukuyo
This is our place.
[15:29] Akemitsu
Now let's go behind the main temple.
[15:30] Tsukuyo
Hey, wait...
[15:46] Tsukuyo
What? Why?
[15:48] Akemitsu
I wanted you to see if Yuzuki-san really is
just suffering like you said she was,
[15:57] Akemitsu
and accept her for who she truly is.
[16:04] Tsukuyo
No. I don't want to see this.
[16:06] Tsukuyo
That's the profile I fell in love with.
It hasn't changed a bit.
[16:28] Akemitsu
This is Yuzuki-san's true form.
[16:31] Akemitsu
Her talent is an invention of your memory.
[16:36] Tsukuyo
She's so cool!
[16:40] Akemitsu
Huh?
[16:41] Tsukuyo
Oh, come on! This is why
I didn't want to see this!
[16:44] Tsukuyo
Akagami, you jerk!
[16:46] Tsukuyo
Seeing that will make me
want to do archery again!
[16:49] Akemitsu
Please calm down, Tsukuyo-san.
[16:51] Akemitsu
Were you watching just now?
[16:53] Akemitsu
You just witnessed a meathead
perform miraculously clumsily.
[16:57] Akemitsu
After more than a year
of practice, she still sucks!
[17:01] Yuzuki
I can hear you, Akagami-kun!
[17:04] Yuzuki
I-I told you I'm not good at archery.
That's why I quit the club.
[17:10] Kiki
Yeah, that much is obvious.
[17:12] Mia
It's all right, Yuzuki-san.
[17:14] Mia
Your form is beautiful.
[17:16] Mia
You just suck at everything else.
[17:20] Kiki
Mia, have mercy.
[17:22] Yuzuki
A-Again! That was a practice shot!
[17:30] Tsukuyo
What? You suck at archery?
[17:33] Tsukuyo
And you didn't quit the club
because of the temple? Seriously?
[17:37] Yzuuki
Yeah. You didn't know?
[17:40] Tsukuyo
Uh, in other words...
[17:43] Kurage
You were blinded by your
excessive love for your sister.
[17:47] Tsukuyo
Kurage!
[17:50] Yuzuki
What does that mean?
[17:51] Kurage
It means Tsukuyo-oneechan loves you so much,
[17:55] Kurage
just seeing you hold a bow turns her into that.
[17:58] Yuzuki
Aw, really? That's embarrassing.
[18:01] Tsukuyo
Please stop! I-In any case, Yuzu-nee...
[18:07] Tsukuyo
Are you having fun right now?
[18:09] Yuzuki
Yeah. I have fun every day.
[18:12] Yuzuki
Running a temple is hard work,
but it's fulfilling.
[18:17] Yuzuki
I realized this is what I really wanted to do.
[18:21] Yuzuki
So you should do what you want, too.
[18:24] Yuzuki
Don't worry about family stuff.
[18:27] Yuzuki
Actually, uh...
[18:29] Yuzuki
It might be nice if you'd coach
me in archery occasionally.
[18:36] Yuzuki
Huh? Why are you laughing?
[18:40] Tsukuyo
I hate how stupid I am,
but I did remember one good thing.
[18:47] Tsukuyo
Yuzu-nee was smiling then, too.
[18:50] (Flashback) Yuzuki
I'm thinking about taking over the temple.
[18:58] Tsukuyo
I sure worked up a sweat. I should take a bath.
[19:08] Tsukuyo
Sorry. I saw you naked again.
[19:11] Akemitsu
N-No, I'm sorry.
[19:15] Tsukuyo
This keeps happening to us.
[19:19] Akemitsu
I'm really sorry for how rude I've been.
[19:23] Tsukuyo
It's fine.
[19:26] Tsukuyo
More importantly, Akagami...
[19:27] Akemitsu
Yes?
[19:28] Tsukuyo
I've decided to return to the archery club.
[19:32] Tsukuyo
I guess it was because of you. Thanks.
[19:36] Akemitsu
I see. I'm glad to hear that.
[19:40] Tsukuyo
Hey... Why did you do so much for me?
[19:46] Akemitsu
I didn't really like it.
[19:50] Akemitsu
Not being able to do what you wanted to
because of your family's circumstances.
[19:54] Akemitsu
I've experienced a lot of inconvenience
[19:57] Akemitsu
and given up a lot because of
the Akagami family name.
[20:01] Tsukuyo
Is that related to why you came to the temple?
[20:06] Akemitsu
Perhaps. In any case,
[20:10] Akemitsu
I think I wanted to make you happy.
[20:18] Akemitsu
U-Um, I'm not done changing...
[20:20] Tsukuyo
You know, it's still there.
[20:24] Tsukuyo
The hickey you left on me
in the nurse's office.
[20:28] Tsukuyo
How should I have you
take responsibility for this?
[20:31] Akemitsu
Wh-What would you like me to do?
[20:33] Tsukuyo
Should I increase your debt?
[20:35] Akemitsu
Anything but that!
[20:37] Tsukuyo
Then stand at attention.
[20:38] Akemitsu
Yes'm!
[20:39] Tsukuyo
Close your eyes.
[20:57] Tsukuyo
Dummy.
[20:59] Tsukuyo
Now we're even.
[21:02] Tsukuyo
Hurry up and put some clothes on.
SIGN Perv-gami
[21:19] Tsukuyo
Sorry.
[21:23] Akemitsu
Oh, no! Tsukuyo-san forgot her lunch again!
I must deliver it to her!
[21:28] Kiki
Akagami, could you pick up
some milk while you're out?
[21:31] Akemitsu
Got it!
[21:33] Tsukuyo
Yeah, I got a new one.
[21:35] Mana And Yuki
Wow.
[21:36] Yuki
Looks nice.
[21:37] Mana
Amazing.
[21:37] Akemitsu
Tsukuyo-san.
[21:39] Akemitsu
You forgot your lunch.
[21:41] Tsukuyo
Oh, thanks.
[21:43] Mana
What's this?
[21:45] Yuki
A lunch packed with love from your boyfriend?
[21:46] Tsukuyo
I told you, he's not my boyfriend!
[21:49] Tsukuyo
He's just...
[21:51] Tsukuyo
part of the family.
[21:53] Mana
Huh? What does that mean?
[21:56] Yuki
You're siblings? What?
[21:57] Tsukuyo
Okay, get out of here.
[21:59] Akemitsu
Huh? Oh, right.
[23:44] Both
Let's establish facts!
SIGN Next Time
Let's Establish Facts!
[23:47] Kurage
Indirect kisses?
[23:48] Kurage
Only grade school kids care about those.
[23:51] Both
Let's establish facts!
[23:54] Yuzuki
Already done it?
[23:55] Yuzuki
If you don't know what "it" is, then don't ask.
E6 - Let's Establish Facts!
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[00:05] Kurage
I am Aoba Kurage. I'm almost in high school.
[00:09] Kurage
I am a fine adult woman.
[00:12] Kurage
But I intend to keep on growing.
[00:20] Kurage
Nyagosuke, this is called a diary.
[00:23] Kurage
It's proof that I'm an adult.
[00:27] Kurage
Kiki-san said self-reflection
is the first step toward growth.
[00:35] Kurage
The biggest thing that's happened recently
is Akagami-san coming to our home.
[00:42] (Flashback) Kurage
I feel so dizzy...
[00:48] (Flashback) Akagami
Are you all right?
[00:49] Kurage
He was such a gentleman.
[00:53] Kurage
Without a doubt,
I was treated like a grown woman.
[00:59] Kurage
I'm an adult.
[01:07] Kurage
Done. Now I can reach even greater heights.
[01:17] Kurage
Anyway...
[01:19] Kurage
Akagami-san is such a strange person.
[01:22] Kurage
Our family has begun to change
little by little ever since he arrived.
[01:27] Kurage
But in a very good way.
[01:33] Kurage
With Akagami-san around, I'll never
run out of things to write in my diary.
[01:37] Akagami
Kurage-san, dinner is ready.
[01:43] Kurage
Coming.
SIGN Episode 6:
Let's Establish Facts!
[03:19] Yuzuki
That bath felt amazing.
[03:36] Yuzuki
Let the all-girls meeting begin.
[03:40] Tsukuyo
What's going on here?
[03:41] Yuzuki
I always step on the scale
when I get out of the bath,
[03:47] Yuzuki
but our scale is cursed.
[03:51] Yuzuki
That's right. The curse causes it to
display a value far higher than expected.
[03:58] Tsukuyo
Are you sure you didn't just gain—
[03:59] Yuzuki
Not only that, but mysteriously,
[04:01] Yuzuki
this phenomenon has been occurring
since Akagami-kun moved in.
SIGN Delicious Meals
SIGN More, please!
[04:10] Kurage
So good!
[04:11] Yuzuki
More, please!
[04:13] Tsukuyo
Me, too!
[04:16] Yuzuki
I imagine some of you have
experienced the same curse.
[04:23] Tsukuyo
It's a curse, Yuzu-nee.
[04:25] Kurage
Definitely a curse.
[04:27] Yuzuki
Uh-huh!
[04:29] Yuzuki
I'm glad you understand.
[04:31] Yuzuki
Now, let's discuss how we can combat this curse.
[04:34] Mia
I know!
[04:35] Yuzuki
Go ahead, Mia.
[04:36] Mia
How about buying a new scale?
[04:40] Tsukuyo
Mia, we're trying to have
a serious conversation.
[04:44] Yuzuki
Try not to joke too much.
[04:45] Mia
Huh? S-Sorry...
[04:48] Mia
Kagura!
[04:50] Kagura
There, there.
[04:50] Yuzuki
Now, back to how we can lose—
[04:52] Yuzuki
I mean, how we can remove the curse.
[04:57] Mia
I know!
[04:58] Yuzuki
Yes, Mia?
[05:00] Mia
How about limiting our carb intake?
SIGN Honor
Redeemed!!
[05:03] Mia
I've heard just switching to a diet
focused on meat and vegetables
[05:07] Mia
can make the weight melt away.
[05:09] Yuzuki
Money...
[05:10] Mia
Huh?
[05:11] Yuzuki
We don't have the money to buy meat.
[05:14] Yuzuki
And these days,
vegetables are expensive, too.
[05:18] Mia
I'm sorry.
[05:20] Tsukuyo
I know.
[05:21] Yuzuki
Go ahead, Tsukuyo.
[05:23] Tsukuyo
How about exercise?
[05:25] Yuzuki
That's what it comes down to, isn't it?
[05:27] Tsukuyo
I'd like to try Pilates.
[05:31] Yuzuki
Very well. Though it's difficult
to keep exercising alone,
[05:35] Yuzuki
if we work together,
we should be able to do it.
[05:38] Yuzuki
We'll begin tomorrow morning.
[05:41] All
Yeah!
[05:46] Tsukuyo
This is pretty tough.
[05:54] Yuzuki
That's what makes it an
effective inner muscle workout.
[05:59] Mia
Penance by Pilates!
SIGN Penance by Pilates
[06:04] Kurage
So this is how adults exercise.
[06:07] Kurage
Huh?
[06:14] Yuzuki
Well, I need to chop firewood.
[06:18] Tsukuyo
I've gotta get ready for practice.
[06:22] Kurage
I'll do the laundry.
[06:24] Mia
I'll help you.
[06:30] Yuzuki
I've been thinking, aren't we
pretty active all the time?
[06:35] Tsukuyo
Yeah, we are.
[06:37] Kurage
Yeah.
[06:38] Mia
Aren't you going to work out with us, Kagura?
[06:41] Kagura
Since I'm an adult,
I'm able to maintain my figure.
[06:45] Kurage
Like a true adult.
[06:47] Tsukuyo
That's not fair!
[06:49] Yuzuki
Perhaps this is our only option after all.
[06:57] Yuzuki
Dieting...
[06:58] Kurage
No...
SIGN Dieting
[07:04] Tsukuyo
Hang on a minute!
[07:06] Yuzuki
But there's no other way.
[07:07] Tsukuyo
I know, but don't we need
Akagami's help to do that?
[07:12] Yuzuki
You're right. At our temple,
you eat everything you're served.
SIGN Temple Rule
SIGN Eat everything
you're served
[07:18] Yuzuki
As long as we have this rule, we need
Akagami-kun to cook less than he usually does.
[07:24] Tuskuyo
B-B-But it'd be kind of embarrassing
if Akagami found out we're dieting.
[07:32] Yuzuki
You're so cute, Tsukuyo.
[07:33] Tsukuyo
Huh?
[07:34] Mia
You're such an innocent girl.
[07:36] Tsukuyo
Huh?
[07:36] Kurage
You're such a flirt.
[07:39] Tsukuyo
Kurage?
[07:41] Kagura
Why don't you just marry him?
[07:45] Tsukuyo
Marry him?!
[07:46] Tsukuyo
Kagura, what are you talking about?!
[07:49] Kurage
I agree.
[07:51] Tuskuyo
What?!
[07:53] Kurage
I think of Akagami-san as part of the family.
[07:58] Kurage
I wish he could stay here forever.
[08:01] Tsukuyo
Kurage...
[08:02] Kurage
If you married him, maybe he'd stay forever.
[08:07] Tsukuyo
You like Akagami that much?
[08:11] Kurage
Akagami-san's cooking is just so delicious.
[08:15] Kurage
He's got such a strong hold over my stomach,
[08:18] Kurage
I'd be willing to give up my sister for it.
[08:21] Both
What in the world are you saying?!
[08:23] Tsukuyo
Family and food are on the same level for you?!
[08:26] Tsukuyo
You're going to make me cry!
[08:28] Kurage
Family members aren't food.
[08:31] Tsukuyo
Are all those nutrients
not reaching your brain?!
[08:33] Kurage
Anyway, since Yuzuki-oneechan is engaged...
[08:38] Kurage
Will you marry Akagami-san, Tsukuyo-oneechan?
[08:42] Tsukuyo
Don't you think you're taking
my marriage too lightly?!
[08:45] Tsukuyo
I-If you think that'll solve the problem,
why don't you marry Akagami?
[08:50] Tsukuyo
Just kidding.
[08:52] Kurage
I see.
[08:54] Kurage
I'm off to seduce Akagami-san.
SIGN Let's make it so!!
[08:56] Both
No, wait!
[09:00] Yuzuki
Now that I think about it,
[09:02] Yuzuki
Akagami's cooking is mostly
vegetarian and low-calorie.
[09:06] Yuzuki
Maybe we're just growing.
[09:09] Tsukuyo
Yeah, we're just growing.
[09:11] Mia
Oh, we're all growing.
[09:15] Kurage
I see.
[09:16] Yuzuki
So I'm sure we weigh
exactly as much as we should.
[09:21] Yuzuki
Our weights will go back to normal soon.
[09:25] Akagami
Thank you for waiting, everyone.
[09:27] Akagami
Today, I tried making some Japanese sweets.
[09:32] Akagami
Please have some.
[09:35] Tsukuyo
Damn you, Akagami!
[09:38] Yuzuki
A-Akagami-kun...
[09:40] Kurage
Marry me.
[09:42] Kurage
My, my.
SIGN Out of Order
[09:45] All
They're so good!
[09:49] Kurage
The meals and snacks Akagami-san
made today were delicious, too.
[10:02] Kurage
I wish Akagami-san would stay forever.
[10:07] Kurage
I wonder if he'll wait for me
to become an adult.
SIGN You can't warm your buns over a votive candle.
[10:26] Yuzuki
Akagami-kun.
[10:28] Akagami
What is it, Yuzuki-san?
[10:31] Yuzuki
Um... Could you start adding
pickled radishes to all our meals?
[10:39] Akagami
Sure, I don't mind.
[10:40] Yuzuki
Thanks a bunch, Akagami-kun.
I'll look forward to it.
[10:45] Akagami
But why pickled radishes?
[10:50] Akagami
An axe?! Why is she carrying an axe?!
[10:56] Akagami
Is she planning to execute me?
[10:59] Akagami
No, that's ridiculous. Yuzuki-san would never—
[11:07] Akagami
That sound... There's no mistaking it.
[11:09] Akagami
She's practicing her beheading skills.
[11:11] Akagami
Is she going to split my skull open?
[11:15] Yuzuki
Akagami-kun!
[11:20] Akagami
I-I must do something to improve her mood!
[11:31] Tsukuyo
Wow, what an extravagant breakfast.
[11:35] Kurage
It looks so tasty.
[11:37] Mia
Uh-huh.
[11:41] Akagami
It's nothing special.
[11:43] Akagami
I included all of Yuzuki-san's favorites.
[11:46] Akagami
This should fix her poor mood.
[11:56] Akagami
No reaction?!
SIGN No Reaction
[12:01] Mia
What's wrong, Akagami?
[12:04] Akagami
No, it's not over yet.
[12:06] Akagami
I know she'll love the top-quality
pickled radishes she requested.
SIGN Crunch
SIGN Crunch
SIGN Munch
SIGN Munch
SIGN Chew
SIGN Chew
[12:19] Akagami
My life is over...
[12:22] Mia
Akagami! Akagami!
[12:27] Akagami
When will she tell me the execution date?
[12:30] Akagami
Will I have another chance before then?
[12:35] Akagami
Yuzuki-san? What is it this time?
[12:39] Akagami
Yuzuki-san—
[12:47] Yuzuki
I can't take it anymore! My legs fell asleep!
[12:50] Akagami
Huh?
[12:51] Yuzuki
Akagami-kun, thank goodness you're here.
[12:54] Yuzuki
Lend me your hand.
[12:57] Akagami
Um, what about my execution?
[13:00] Yuzuki
What are you talking about?
[13:02] Yuzuki
Just give me your hand.
[13:03] Kiki
What do you think you're stopping for?
[13:07] Kiki
You must be punished.
[13:10] Kiki
Take this.
[13:11] Yuzuki
Kiki-san, no!
[13:13] Yuzuki
Spare me!
[13:17] Yuzuki
I can't! I can't take it anymore!
[13:20] Akagami
Th-This is kind of hot.
[13:26] Akagami
You were training just now?
[13:29] Kiki
To be precise, she was practicing her training.
[13:32] Kiki
She needs to get used to it first.
[13:33] Akagami
I see.
[13:34] Kiki
What she was just doing is called "teizu."
SIGN Teizu
SIGN Please allow
me to enter
[13:37] Kiki
It's the first hurdle to
training at the head temple,
SIGN No!
[13:41] Kiki
and you only managed two hours.
[13:42] Kiki
You're actually required
to do it for two whole days.
[13:47] Akagami
And the axe she had this morning?
[13:50] Kiki
She was practicing her firewood chopping.
[13:52] Kiki
It's one of the daily chores you're
expected to do while training.
[13:55] Akagami
I thought she was going to
use it to chop me apart.
[13:58] Yuzuki
Why would you think that?!
[14:00] Kiki
The same goes for breakfast this morning.
[14:02] Kiki
Private conversations
are prohibited during meals.
[14:04] Kiki
You mustn't make a single sound,
[14:07] Kiki
not even if you're eating pickled radishes.
[14:10] Akagami
That was part of her training, too?
[14:12] Kiki
In any case, she's too clumsy.
[14:15] Kiki
She needs to practice as much as possible
so she can become a head priest soon.
[14:19] Akagami
You're right.
[14:20] Yuzuki
You agree with her?
[14:21] Kiki
Anyway, that's what she's up to.
[14:23] Kiki
I'm sure it'll cause you all kinds of trouble,
but I'd appreciate your help.
[14:27] Akagami
Of course.
[14:29] Akagami
So she's training.
Yuzuki-san never fails to impress.
[14:32] Akagami
I'd like to begin pursuing
my own enlightenment, but...
[14:35] Akagami
No, right now I should spend all
my energy supporting Yuzuki-san.
[14:39] Kiki
Oh, right.
[14:42] Kiki
Do you want to train, too?
[14:44] Akagami
Huh?
[14:45] Yuzuki
What?
[14:46] Akagami
Are you sure?
[14:47] Kiki
You looked like you were about to force
yourself on Yuzuki-san out of frustration
[14:51] Kiki
unless I allowed you to train with her.
[14:53] Akagami
Did I? I'm so sorry!
[14:57] Akagami
Do I have the right to train, though?
[15:01] Akagami
I'm still in debt.
[15:03] Kiki
What are you talking about?
[15:04] Kiki
I've seen all the efforts
you've made at the temple.
[15:09] Kiki
Hold your head high.
You haven't been wasting your time here.
[15:17] Yuzuki
It'd be encouraging to have a training partner.
[15:22] Akagami
Then I gratefully accept your offer.
[15:24] Kiki
Good.
[15:25] Akagami
Yuzuki-san, I look forward
to training with you.
[15:28] Yuzuki
Let's do our best, Akagami-kun.
[15:29] Akagami
Indeed.
[15:34] Mia
E-Excuse me!
[15:35] Akagami
Mia-san?
[15:36] Mia
Will you allow me to train with you?
[15:39] Kagura
Go, go.
[15:41] Yuzuki
What?
[15:42] Akagami
You're going to train with us, Mia-san?
[15:44] Akagami
How truly encouraging!
[15:45] Mia
Really?
[15:47] Akagami
Yes, we'd love to have you.
[15:48] Mia
That's great!
[15:50] Mia
Anyway, thank you for training me.
[15:53] Kiki
Uh, sure.
[15:55] Akagami
We have nothing to fear now!
[16:00] Tsukuyo
I'm home.
[16:02] Tsukuyo
You started training with Yuzu-nee?
[16:06] Tsukuyo
So you're Kiki-san's students now?
[16:09] Mia
Yes.
[16:10] Akagami
I suppose we are.
[16:11] Tsukuyo
I see. Which means...
[16:16] Tsukuyo
You'll undergo tokudo. It won't be easy.
[16:20] Both
Tokudo?
[16:21] Tsukuyo
What?
[16:23] Kiki
Oh, right.
[16:25] Kiki
I forgot to explain that part.
[16:27] Both
Master...
[16:29] Kiki
There are steps that must be taken
to become a head priest.
[16:32] Kiki
Before entering the training ground,
you must first undergo "tokudo."
SIGN Tokudo
[16:36] Kiki
It involves studying sutras
and rituals under a master
SIGN Reading Sutras and Other Texts
SIGN How to Fold Work Clothes
[16:40] Kiki
and earning the right to become a priest.
SIGN Workflow
[16:42] Kiki
Put simply, it's becoming a priest.
[16:46] Both
I see.
[16:49] Akagami
Wait, what? I hadn't become a priest yet?
[16:53] Kiki
No, you were just living at a temple.
[16:57] Akagami
Just living at a temple?
[17:02] Mia
What's wrong, Akagami?!
[17:04] Akagami
I was able to preserve my sanity
while living with women
[17:08] Akagami
because I thought I'd become a priest.
SIGN Harem!!
SIGN Debauchery!!
[17:16] Akagami
Now that I know that was a lie,
my worldly desires...
[17:21] Mia
Calm down, Akagami!
[17:22] Kiki
That's right. Calm down.
[17:25] Mia
Could you stop doing that, please?
SIGN Squish
[17:27] Kiki
I'm teaching him to resist his worldly desires.
[17:30] Mia
I'll be the one to handle that!
[17:35] Mia
Oh, uh...
[17:39] Akagami
W-Was my path to enlightenment an illusion?
[17:44] Yuzuki
No, it wasn't.
[17:47] Yuzuki
Trying to achieve enlightenment
is the path to enlightenment itself.
[17:52] Yuzuki
That's the second rule to achieving
enlightenment, Akagami-kun.
[17:56] Akagami
Yuzuki-san...
[17:57] Yuzuki
Kiki-san, I completed six hours of teizu.
[18:00] Kiki
Oh? Let's see.
[18:03] Yuzuki
It was easier than I...
[18:05] Kiki
Poke, poke.
[18:06] Yuzuki
I'm ready to move on to
the next stage of training.
[18:12] Yuzuki
I can't...
[18:14] Kiki
You've still got a long way to go.
[18:16] Kiki
Come on, go chop some wood next.
[18:21] Yuzuki
Thank you for your instruction!
[18:23] Akagami
Yuzuki-san certainly is impressive.
[18:26] Akagami
She's made so much more progress than me.
[18:28] Kiki
Is that what you think?
[18:34] Kiki
Yuzuki hasn't undergone tokudo yet, either.
[18:37] Both
Huh?
[18:37] Kiki
Like you, she hasn't even become a priest yet,
[18:42] Kiki
though it sounds like she made
herself out to be more than she is.
[18:44] Kiki
If there's anything about her that
seems different, it's her mindset.
[18:52] Kiki
Normally, my students train for
a year before undergoing tokudo,
[18:57] Kiki
but she's attempting to do that in six months,
[18:59] Kiki
while attending school, no less,
[19:02] Kiki
so she can become a head priest
as quickly as possible.
[19:07] Akagami
And she's doing it to keep
Mikazuki Temple open.
[19:11] Akagami
I mustn't dawdle, either!
[19:15] Akagami
Yuzuki-san!
[19:22] Akagami
Let me join you!
[19:26] Yuzuki
Sure. I've been waiting for you to ask.
[19:29] Akagami
Yuzuki-san—
[19:31] Mia
But you said we'd fight together.
[19:35] Akagami
What? I wasn't trying to cut you out.
[19:38] Akagami
Of course you can join us. Right?
[19:42] Akagami
Let's master chopping wood
together and undergo tokudo.
[19:46] All
Yeah!
[19:49] Kiki
Chopping wood has nothing
to do with tokudo, though.
[19:52] Kiki
Well, whatever.
[19:54] Kurage
Kiki-san and Yuzuki-oneechan, we have a guest.
[19:58] Hoan
Pardon the intrusion.
[20:00] Kiki
Yikes.
[20:00] Yuzuki
Hoan-san?
[20:06] Both
Oh...
[20:08] Tsukuyo
That's Yuzu-nee's fiance?
[20:10] Kurage
Why do you suppose he's here?
[20:12] Akagami
I have no idea.
[20:14] Kurage
What? Didn't he come to get down and dirty?
[20:17] Tsukuyo
Kurage?!
[20:18] Kurage
They're engaged, right?
They have an adult relationship.
[20:21] Kagura
My, my.
[20:23] Tsukuyo
Yuzu-nee would never do anything
like that. Right, Akagami?
[20:27] Akagami
Is he using his engagement to
Yuzuki-san to do things with her?!
[20:31] Tsukuyo
She would?!
[20:33] Kagura
They're doing special training,
mostly with their lower bodies.
[20:36] Mia
They're doing what? How very intriguing.
[20:39] Kurage
I think I'll watch until they're done
since I'm so worried about them.
[20:43] Tsukuyo
Why do you all seem to be enjoying this?!
[20:46] Hoan
You're Yuzuki-san's family, aren't you?
[20:50] Hoan
I apologize for suddenly dropping in.
[20:52] Hoan
I just had to see the temple
and family she was so proud of.
[20:56] Tsukuyo
Oh, uh... yes.
[20:59] Hoan
I had some business to attend to, as well.
[21:01] Hoan
Akagami-kun, was it?
[21:03] Hoan
Do you have a moment?
[21:07] Hoan
Well, well.
[21:09] Hoan
This is even worse than I thought.
[21:11] Yuzuki
I'm sorry.
[21:14] Kiki
If you've got a problem with it, then leave.
[21:16] Yuzuki
What? Kiki-san, you got changed, too?
[21:18] Akagami
Why was I invited to this meeting?
[21:21] Hoan
You haven't changed at all, Kiki.
[21:24] Hoan
Aoba Yuzuki-san, I heard you
haven't entered the priesthood yet.
[21:28] Yuzuki
No.
[21:29] Kiki
So what if she hasn't? You wanna go, huh?
[21:33] Yuzuki
Kiki-san, what's gotten into you?!
[21:36] Kiki
You'll be surprised to learn
that I've become her master.
[21:39] Kiki
I'll turn her into a priest in just six months.
[21:44] Yuzuki
Uh, Kiki-san?!
[21:46] Hoan
That will be too late.
[21:49] Hoan
You will undergo tokudo within three months.
[21:55] Kiki
What are you talking about?
[21:57] Kiki
You know how strict our sect's tokudo is.
[22:00] Hoan
If you can't, then I'd like to
call off our engagement.
SIGN Next Time
What Color Is Your Underwear?
[23:45] Kurage
Tsukuyo-oneechan, what's your favorite color?
[23:47] Tsukuyo
Pink, I guess. Light blue is good, too.
[23:50] Tsukuyo
I also like red. It's the color of passion.
[23:52] Kurage
How bold of you.
[23:54] Kurage
By the way, what are you wearing today?
[23:56] Tsukuyo
Hold on, what are we talking about?
E7 - What Color Is Your Underwear?
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[00:01] Kiki
Starting today, we'll begin
preparing for tokudo in earnest.
[00:05] Kiki
Are you ready?
[00:07] All
Yes!
[00:08] Kiki
Let's show that rotten priest a thing or two.
[00:11] Both
Yes!
[00:12] Kiki
Now let me ask you this.
[00:14] Kiki
What color is your underwear?
[00:21] Kiki
White? Or another color?
[00:24] Yuzuki
Kiki-san, we're short on time.
Can you take this seriously?
[00:27] Kiki
Oh, I'm super serious.
[00:29] Kiki
Training is meant to return your body
and mind to a blank white state.
[00:35] Kiki
Even a simple undergarment
must follow certain rules.
[00:38] Kiki
It must be a plain and unadorned white.
[00:41] Akagami
I don't own white underwear
since I wear boxers.
[00:45] Yuzuki
Mine are in the wash.
[00:47] Mia
I only have red and black underwear.
[00:49] Both
Red and black?
[00:51] Mia
What? Why are you so shocked?
[00:55] Kiki
So you don't have any on hand...
[00:58] Kiki
We have no choice, then.
[00:59] Kiki
Today, you'll train commando.
SIGN Episode 7:
What Color Is Your Underwear?
[02:38] Mia
This makes me so anxious.
[02:40] Mia
Yuzuki-san, does it not bother you,
being made to do something so outrageous?
[02:45] Yuzuki
I-It's a little embarrassing, but I can handle
it if I imagine it's part of my training.
[02:56] Akagami
Kiki-san...
[02:57] Akagami
Thank you.
[02:57] Akagami
I hate you.
[02:59] Kiki
That's an impressive trick.
[03:02] Kiki
We'll begin with zazen.
[03:04] Kiki
Straighten your posture and calm your mind.
[03:09] Kiki
No matter what kind of thoughts
enter your mind,
[03:12] Kiki
you must not be distracted by them.
[03:15] Kiki
Fail, and I'll whack your
shoulder with a kyosaku.
SIGN Kyosaku
[03:22] Akagami
Thank you. This is exactly the
kind of training I was hoping for.
[03:29] Akagami
Mouth loosely closed, eyes half-open.
[03:33] Akagami
Breathe slowly through the nose.
[03:46] Akagami
This is zazen.
[03:49] Akagami
Unblinded by worldly thoughts,
simply sensing the air around me.
[03:57] Akagami
This must be what it means
to have a calm mind.
SIGN QUIVER
QUIVER
[04:24] Kiki
What's wrong, Akagami? Get up.
[04:29] Kiki
Next, we'll copy sutras.
[04:31] Kiki
Write each and every character carefully.
[04:35] Akagami
I made a foolish mistake earlier,
but this shouldn't be a problem.
[04:40] Kiki
Oh? You're good at this, Akagami.
[04:44] Akagmi
I used to work part-time
at a calligraphy school.
[04:47] Kiki
Good handwriting is worth
a lot as a head priest.
[04:52] Kiki
Why don't you give Yuzuki some tips?
I'm stepping out for a moment.
[05:03] Akagami
Yuzuki-san, the way you're holding the brush is...
[05:10] Akagami
lewd!
[05:11] Yuzuki
Lewd?!
[05:12] Akagami
Oh, I'm sorry! First, your thumb should be—
[05:17] Mia
Oh, jeez. Here, have a tissue...
SIGN Crotch
SIGN No Underwear
[05:23] Mia
I-I'll clean that up for you.
[05:25] Akagami
Mia-san?!
[05:29] Mia
It's okay, it's okay.
[05:31] Akagami
Mia-san, stop! No more!
[05:35] Akagami
Ow!
[05:37] Akagami
What?! Why only me?!
[05:39] Akagami
Ow!
[05:44] Mia
Um...
[05:46] Mia
All we did today was get in your way.
[05:49] Akagami
Our deepest apologies.
[05:52] Yuzuki
It's okay.
[05:54] Yuzuki
But you know...
[05:57] Yuzuki
Maybe you two should take your time
instead of accommodating me.
[06:00] Akagami
No, it's fine!
[06:04] Both
We even bought white underwear!
[06:06] Mia
And bras!
[06:09] Akagami
Now we're good to go.
[06:10] Mia
Nice work, Akagami!
[06:10] Yuzuki
Uh, okay.
[06:11] Yuzuki
These two are sort of similar.
[06:15] Yuzuki
Well, let's get plenty of rest
so we can try again tomorrow.
[06:18] Both
Got it!
[06:21] Akagami
We're back!
[06:24] Kiki
Starting today, the three
of you will sleep here.
[06:28] Kiki
During your training, each of you
will sleep on a single tatami mat.
[06:32] Kiki
It can't hurt to start getting used to it now.
[06:35] Akagami
I can't sleep like this!
[06:38] Mia
All we get are futons on the floor?!
[06:39] Yuzuki
Don't men and women typically
sleep separately, Kiki-san?
[06:43] Yuzuki
Huh? Kiki-san?!
[06:45] Akagami
There!
[06:45] Akagami
This should allow us to sleep!
[06:47] Yuzuki
That's it!
[06:49] Mia
Nice thinking, Akagami!
[06:56] (Flashback) Kiki
What do you think you're doing?
[06:58] (Flashback) Kiki
What need is there for her
to rush her tokudo so much?
[07:02] (Flashback) Hoan
Three months from now,
a sect meeting will be held at this temple.
SIGN Sect Meeting
[07:09] (Flashback) Hoan
It was a decision made by the higher-ups.
SIGN Sect Meeting
[07:11] (Flashback) Kiki
Wha?!
SIGN Sect Meeting
[07:14] (Flashback) Hoan
Please, don't let my engagement go to waste.
[07:24] Kiki
Sheesh.
[07:28] Kiki
We'll have to resort to drastic measures.
SIGN Mikazuki Temple
[07:38] Both
None of us got a wink of sleep...
[07:43] Kiki
Today, I'm thinking of putting you through
a slightly different kind of training.
[07:54] Kiki
It's also a reward for all the
hard work you've put in thus far.
[07:57] Both
A reward?!
SIGN Sauna
SIGN The Day After
SIGN Accepting
Reservations
[08:03] Akagami
Why are we at a sauna?
A mixed-gender one, no less?
[08:07] Kiki
You're not enjoying this?
[08:09] Akagami
I am, which is the problem...
[08:13] Kiki
It's a bit of a drastic measure.
[08:15] Kiki
You must face your worldly thoughts
[08:17] Kiki
and develop a resistance to the opposite sex.
[08:21] Kiki
And to do that, well, you know...
[08:25] Kiki
You must experience it.
[08:26] Akagami
Experience what?!
[08:27] Yuzuki
Let's do our best, Akagami-kun.
[08:29] Yuzuki
We're sure to fail our tokudo in three months
if this is enough to make us complain.
[08:35] Akagami
You're right, Yuzuki-sa—
[08:38] Yuzuki
I'll be okay.
[08:40] Mia
Me, too!
[08:57] Akagami
My mind is full of worldly thoughts!
[09:00] Akagami
Will this really help me overcome them?
[09:07] Yuzuki
I-It's a little cramped in here.
[09:09] Akagami
S-Sorry.
[09:11] Mia
A-Akagami?
[09:18] Akagami
I'm sorry, Mia-san!
[09:20] Mia
I-I'm fine, Akagami.
[09:22] Mia
But... could you turn off the lights?
[09:27] Akagami
You're not fine at all!
[09:31] Akagami
This isn't right, Mia-san.
[09:33] Mia
You're right. We can't keep
holding back Yuzuki-san's progress.
[09:38] Akagami
L-Let's discuss the results
of our training so far.
[09:43] Yuzuki
Y-Yeah.
[09:45] Akagami
Yesterday, we copied sutras and practiced zazen.
[09:48] Yuzuki
Does us sleeping together
count as training, too?
[09:52] Mia
Now that you mention it,
[09:54] Mia
I noticed something while
we were sleeping yesterday.
[09:57] Akagami
What was it?
[09:58] Mia
I have an Adam's apple fetish!
[10:03] Mia
The way yours bulges is just divine!
[10:06] Akagami
That has nothing to do with enlightenment!
[10:11] Mia
Have I done it again?
[10:13] Mia
H-How was it for you, Akagami?
[10:16] Akagami
W-Well, last night...
[10:21] Akagami
I was rock-hard all night long!
[10:23] Mia
How very masculine of you!
[10:26] Akagami
I can't believe I just said that!
[10:28] Mia
Yuzuki-san is bright red!
[10:33] Akagami
Why? The worldly thoughts keep coming!
[10:35] Akagami
At this rate, I'll earn Yuzuki-san's disgust
and lose the right to undergo tokudo!
[10:41] Yuzuki
I see.
[10:44] Akagami
What?!
[10:45] Yuzuki
I see what Kiki-san is up to.
[10:48] Yuzuki
She wanted us to experience... makyo!
[10:54] Both
Makyo?!
SIGN Makyo
[10:57] Akagami
Has the heat finally gotten
to Yuzuki-san's head?
[11:00] Mia
Is it because I annoyed her?
[11:02] Yuzuki
There's nothing wrong with me!
"Makyo" is a Buddhist term!
[11:06] Priest
Holy am I, alone throughout heaven and earth.
[11:08] Priest
Actually, I'm hungry.
I want attention from women.
[11:10] Yuzuki
Makyo is the excited state that occurs
[11:10] Priest
I want to sleep. I want to slack off...
[11:13] Yuzuki
when your latent worldly thoughts and desires
[11:17] Yuzuki
come to the surface during intense training.
[11:25] Yuzuki
If you can overcome it, you'll cease to
be controlled by your worldly thoughts.
[11:26] Priest
Enlightenment.
[11:29] Akagami
What?! So that's what Kiki-san
wanted us to experience!
[11:34] Yuzuki
Yeah, probably.
[11:36] Mia
Then, Yuzuki-san, it's your turn next.
[11:39] Yuzuki
Huh?
[11:40] Mia
Well, go on! Reveal to us all your erotic words!
[11:44] Yuzuki
Don't act like we're here to share dirty jokes!
[11:47] Mia
Come on, come on!
[11:50] Yuzuki
U-Uh, I...
[11:53] Mia
Come on, come on!
[11:56] Yuzuki
I can't tell them.
[11:58] Yuzuki
I can't tell them I've been thinking
about Akagami-kun naked—
[12:01] Yuzuki
or rather, a specific part of his body.
[12:03] Yuzuki
I can't tell them the things I saw at the
love hotel keep replaying in my head.
[12:09] Yuzuki
And I certainly can't tell them I've thought
about what might've happened next.
[12:17] Yuzuki
Well...
[12:20] Yuzuki
I don't think I have any worldly thoughts.
[12:24] Both
What?!
[12:25] Akagami
You've already overcome makyo and
entered a state of perfect selflessness?
[12:28] Mia
I knew you could do it, Yuzuki-san!
[12:31] Yuzuki
Uh, y-yeah.
[12:33] Akagami
Then you've successfully
completed your training.
[12:36] Mia
We should report this to Kiki-san.
[12:40] Yuzuki
I can't tell them, because
this is a personal problem
[12:43] Yuzuki
that has nothing to do with my training.
[12:48] Yuzuki
I can't tell them that watching them
get along makes me feel...
[12:48] Mia
This must be what they mean
by perfect selflessness.
[12:51] Akagami
You're right.
[12:55] Yuzuki
uneasy.
[12:58] Kiki
You did something a little
different for your training,
[13:01] Kiki
but it looks like it worked.
[13:03] All
Yes!
[13:05] Akagami
I feel like I've come to understand
my own worldly thoughts better.
[13:07] Kiki
That's good to hear.
[13:10] Kiki
Even if you achieve enlightenment,
your worldly thoughts will remain,
[13:14] Kiki
which is why you must face them
rather than run from them.
[13:18] Akagami
I see.
[13:19] Kiki
If anyone says they don't have
worldly thoughts, then...
[13:25] Kiki
they're the biggest and quietest perv of all.
[13:35] Yuzuki
I'm not dirty!
SIGN A virtuous man loves the mountains.
[13:55] Kiki
You've made some substantial improvements.
[13:58] Yuzuki
Thank you.
[14:04] Kiki
Let's take the afternoon off.
[14:05] Yuzuki/Akagami
What?
[14:06] Yuzuki
But why, Kiki-san?
[14:07] Mia
Yeah, why?
[14:08] Akagami
We're just getting started with our training.
[14:10] Kiki
Calm down. Pushing yourself because you're
in a hurry will only result in injuries.
[14:15] Yuzuki
But...
[14:17] Kiki
"Set aside fame and fortune."
[14:19] Kiki
You know what that means, don't you, Yuzuki?
SIGN Set Aside Fame and Fortune
[14:25] Both
Set aside... what?
[14:26] Yuzuki
It means stop thinking about gains and losses,
[14:32] Yuzuki
and focus on the things around you.
[14:35] Yuzuki
I guess it's the third rule to
achieving enlightenment.
[14:39] Yuzuki
In other words,
resting is part of our training.
[14:43] Mia
I'm gonna hang out with Kagura
since I haven't in a while.
[14:47] Akagami
But...
[14:50] Akagami
I can't believe we're taking today off.
[14:53] Yuzuki
What's wrong, Akagami-kun?
[14:56] Akagami
Today is December 24th.
[14:59] Akagami
In other words, Christmas Eve.
[15:01] Yuzuki
What? Akagami-kun, you don't like Christmas?
[15:05] Akagami
Every Christmas, my father would try to
divide his time between all his lovers.
[15:12] Akagami
And every year, a bloodbath
would break out at our house.
[15:17] Yuzuki
Yikes.
[15:19] Akagami
Christmas scares me.
It's a horrifying holiday.
[15:23] Yuzuki
Uh...
[15:25] Yuzuki
In that case, Akagami-kun...
[15:29] Yuzuki
Why don't the two of us go out together?
[15:36] Yuzuki
Tomorrow, we're throwing a
Christmas party with the others.
[15:39] Akagami
What? Even though we live at a temple?
[15:42] Yuzuki
Yeah. And we'll be exchanging presents,
so let's choose ours together.
[15:48] Akagami
G-G-Got... Got it!
[15:51] Yuzuki
What's wrong with you, Akagami-kun?!
[15:53] Akagami
Going out together on Christmas Eve
carries too much meaning.
[15:57] Akagami
Not only that, but I'm with Yuzuki-san.
[16:02] Akagami
Christmas songs and lights everywhere.
[16:05] Akagami
The entire town seems to be in good spirits.
[16:08] Akagami
Damn you, Christmas Eve!
[16:11] Akagami
But I'll never bend to your will!
[16:14] Yuzuki
Let's go, Akagami-kun.
[16:17] Akagami
Okay!
[16:19] Yuzuki
This way.
[16:21] Yuzuki
What do you think of this?
[16:24] Yuzuki
So cute.
[16:31] Akagami
Hooray, hooray!
[16:35] Akagami
This is too much fun!
[16:40] Akagami
So this is the power of Christmas Eve.
[16:43] Akagami
I require much more training.
[16:45] Yuzuki
Have you chosen your present yet?
[16:47] Akagami
Huh? Er, no.
[16:49] Akagami
I'm not sure what to buy.
[16:53] Yuzuki
You don't need to think about it that hard.
[16:56] Akagami
You think so?
[16:57] Yuzuki
Buy whatever you'd want to give
that expresses your gratitude
[17:00] Yuzuki
for everything people do for you.
[17:04] Akagami
I see.
[17:05] Yuzuki
Oh, I know. There's actually
a shop I'd recommend.
SIGN Buddhist Goods Specialty Store
SIGN Tsukishita
SIGN Buddhist Goods Specialty Store
SIGN Tsukishita
[17:13] Akagami
A Buddhist goods store?
[17:15] Yuzuki
Yeah. My senpai's family runs the shop.
[17:19] Yuzuki
Since they sell stuff we use
every day at the temple,
[17:22] Yuzuki
it might be easier to find something.
[17:25] Akagami
I see.
[17:29] Akagami
Prayer beads...
[17:31] Yuzuki
Is that what you're getting?
[17:32] Akagami
No, I just don't have any.
[17:35] Yuzuki
Oh, right. I only have informal beads.
[17:39] Akagami
Informal?
[17:40] Yuzuki
There are formal and informal prayer beads.
SIGN Informal Prayer Beads
SIGN Current
standard!
SIGN Formal Prayer Beads
SIGN 108
beads!
[17:44] Yuzuki
Formal beads are used for important
occasions such as the tokudo ceremony.
[17:49] Akagami
Ah.
[17:51] Yuzuki
But they're pretty expensive.
[17:55] Yuzuki
I'll have to borrow Kiki-san's or my parents'
beads for my tokudo ceremony.
[17:58] Akagami
I see.
[18:00] Yuzuki
I'll become a proper priest soon
and buy my own beads.
[18:06] Mari
Don't buy them "someday." Buy them now.
[18:09] Yuzuki
Mari-san!
[18:10] Mari
Welcome, Yuzukin.
[18:12] Yuzuki
It's good to see you again.
This is Akagami-kun.
[18:15] Akagami
Nice to meet you.
[18:16] Yuzuki
This is my senpai, Mari-san.
[18:18] Mari
Hello.
[18:19] Mari
If you're looking for prayer beads,
we've got some nice ones.
[18:23] Mari
His and her prayer beads.
[18:25] Akagami
What? Those exist?
[18:28] Mari
Of course. After all, at Buddhist weddings,
[18:32] Mari
the couple exchanges
prayer beads instead of rings.
[18:34] Akagami
They do?
[18:36] Yuzuki
I guess that's not common knowledge.
[18:38] Mari
We've got other products for couples,
like for marriage and fertility.
[18:44] Yuzuki
Why do you keep showing us those products?
[18:47] Mari
Because you're a couple, aren't you?
[18:49] Akagami
A coup—
[18:49] Yuzuki
No, it's not like that.
[18:52] Mari
You're not?
[18:54] Mari
But you're here together on Christmas Eve.
[18:57] Mari
I thought you were on a date.
[19:06] Akagami
What? Did she just realize that?!
[19:10] Akagami
Um, it really isn't like that between us.
[19:14] Mari
Really?
[19:16] Mari
There's nothing at all?
[19:17] Akagami
N-No.
[19:19] Mari
But Yuzukin's blushing.
She must feel something, right?
[19:22] Akagami
Huh?!
[19:23] Yuzuki
Don't look at me, Akagami-kun!
[19:26] Mari
Yuzukin went all-out today.
[19:29] Mari
Normally, she dresses more casually.
[19:33] Mari
She's even wearing makeup today.
[19:37] Mari
And she must be happy,
because she's even gained some—
[19:40] Yuzuki
Mari-san, I'd like this, please!
[19:42] Mari
Sure, thanks for shopping.
[19:44] Yuzuki
It's really not like that, okay?!
SIGN Join us!
SIGN Prayer bead making experience!
SIGN 1,000 yen~
SIGN Ages 5 and up
[19:46] Mari
Yeah, yeah.
[19:47] Yuzuki
Jeez!
[19:52] Yuzuki
Akagami-kun, have you chosen a present yet?
[19:54] Akagami
Yes, thanks to you.
[19:59] Yuzuki
I'm glad.
[20:02] Akagami
Was Yuzuki-san trying to cheer me up?
[20:10] Akagami
Yuzuki-san, I'm excited for tomorrow.
[20:15] Yuzuki
Me, too, Akagami-kun.
[20:21] Tsukuyo
It's Christmas already.
[20:24] Kurage
The year flew by.
[20:26] Tsukuyo
Don't you think it's been
a little too hectic recently?
[20:30] Kurage
So much has changed.
I'm even steadily becoming an adult.
[20:36] Tsukuyo
If anything's changed, it's Mia.
[20:39] Mia
Is my training paying off?
[20:42] Both
You've gotten sexier.
[20:43] Mia
What?!
[20:45] Tsukuyo
You seemed so fastidious at first.
SIGN Show some skin?
Preposterous!
[20:46] Mia
Castrate him.
SIGN Pay for your
insolence with
your life!
[20:48] Kurage
But now I hardly recognize you.
[20:50] Tsukuyo
Your clothes have changed.
[20:53] Kurage
There's more emphasis on your curves.
[20:55] Mia
Well, it's not on purpose!
[20:58] Tsukuyo
Sorry, sorry.
[21:00] Tsukuyo
It's a good look on you, and we know
there's no indecent reason for it.
[21:03] Mia
I just want Akagami to look at my boobs!
[21:07] Tsukuyo
That is an indecent reason!
[21:09] Mia
No, it's not.
[21:11] Kurage
You've gotten pretty pervy, too.
[21:13] Tsukuyo
No, I haven't!
[21:16] Kurage
And Yuzuki-oneechan is a quiet perv.
[21:23] Kagura
My, my. I suppose he's changed all of us.
[21:30] Kagura
The four of us used to plan how to drive
Akagami-san out of the temple.
[21:36] Mia
You're right.
[21:38] Kurage
The biggest change was probably
Akagami-san's arrival.
[21:43] Tsukuyo
Now none of us want to get rid of him.
[21:47] Mia
Yeah.
[21:57] Kagura
Akagami-san is such an interesting person.
[22:05] Kagura
He's a real nuisance.
[22:08] Kagura
I'll stamp him out.
[23:45] Kagura
Question: what can be found
dangling in the middle of the body?
SIGN Next Time
Seeing a Turtle Is Good Luck
[23:49] Mia
It's sometimes thick and sometimes thin, right?
[23:52] Tsukuyo
Whoa, Mia!
[23:53] Mia
And doing it alone is a sign of adulthood.
E8 - Seeing a Turtle Is Good Luck
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[00:03] Yuzuki
We may run a temple,
but we're throwing a Christmas party.
[00:11] All
Let's get this party started!
[00:15] Yuzuki
That said, officially,
this is just an end-of-year party.
[00:19] All
Okay.
SIGN Episode 8:
Seeing a Turtle Is Good Luck
[01:57] Akagami
Today is a great opportunity for me
to repay everyone for their kindness.
[02:01] Akagami
I'll begin by having them taste my specialties.
[02:06] Akagami
And then...
SIGN BOOM
[02:07] Akagami
I'll give this present I secretly bought
to the magnanimous Yuzuki-san.
[02:13] Yuzuki
He said he prepared a feast.
[02:14] Tsukuyo
I'm sure it's primarily root vegetables.
[02:17] Akagami
Thank you for waiting.
[02:21] All
Meat!
SIGN Meat
[02:23] Yuzuki
Akagami-kun?!
[02:25] Tsukuyo
Where'd you get this meat?!
[02:27] Akagami
I have a connection through an old job of mine.
[02:29] Akagami
Today's a special day, after all.
SIGN GRAB
[02:31] Kurage
Marry me, Akagami-san.
SIGN PBBBT
[02:35] Akagami
I'm honored. Once you're grown up, Kurage-san.
[02:39] Yuzuki
Akagami-kun, don't!
[02:40] Tsukuyo
Kurage's serious! Don't agree to it!
[02:43] Akagami
Now then, everyone...
SIGN CLAP
[02:45] All
Let's eat!
[02:49] Akagami
Take your time and eat your fill.
[02:51] Akagami
There's more over here.
[02:52] ?
It looks so good!
[02:57] Yuzuki
Now that our bellies are full,
why don't we exchange presents?
[03:01] All
Okay!
[03:02] Akagami
The time has come for me to
convey my gratitude to Yuzuki-san.
SIGN TIE
[03:07] Akagami
Yuzuki-san, what are you doing?
[03:10] Yuzuki
Getting ready to exchange presents.
[03:12] Yuzuki
We pull these ropes to see
who we're giving our gifts to.
[03:16] Akagami
Oh, no! Our gift exchange is randomized?
[03:20] Akagami
This is my first Christmas party.
[03:23] Akagami
I was planning to give each
person their gift separately.
[03:25] Akagami
Is there anything I can do about this?
[03:27] Yuzuki
Tie these around your gifts, everyone.
SIGN STOP
SIGN TIE
[03:31] All
Huh?
[03:32] Mia
Huh?
[03:34] Tsukuyo
Mia, we don't do the
"I'm your gift" thing in Japan.
[03:37] Mia
You don't?!
SIGN TIE
[03:40] Tsukuyo
What are you doing?
SIGN ORGAN
[03:42] Akagami
I thought I'd give someone
an organ of their choosing.
SIGN Worth about 5 million yen
[03:44] Both
That's terrifying! Nobody wants that!
[03:46] Akagami
Then what should I do?
[03:48] Mia
Same for me!
[03:49] Tsukuyo
You didn't bring gifts? Fine, then.
[03:53] Tsukuyo
Why don't you use these?
SIGN For 1 Day
SIGN Will Do Whatever
You Ask: Akagami
SIGN Good For 1 Year
[03:55] Akagami
I hadn't thought of that!
[03:56] Mia
Oh, yeah!
SIGN TWITCH
[03:58] Yuzuki
Does everyone have their ropes?
[04:00] All
Yeah!
[04:01] Yuzuki
Ready, and...
[04:05] Kurage
I got gloves.
[04:06] Tsukuyo
That's my gift.
[04:08] Kurage
Thank you.
[04:09] Tsukuyo
You're welcome.
SIGN Whatever I ask...
[04:11] Kurage
But I would've preferred Akagami-san's.
[04:13] Tsukuyo
What did you want to make Akagami do?
[04:16] Akagami
By the way, which rope
did you draw, Tsukuyo-san?
SIGN For
the
Princess
[04:20] Tsukuyo
A kokeshi?
[04:21] Yuzuki
That's my gift.
[04:22] Tsukuyo
Th-Thanks.
SIGN Sounds like her...
[04:24] All
Sounds like her.
SIGN High
SIGN Low
SIGN Off
SIGN VRRR
[04:32] Tsukuyo
Yuzu-nee, this kokeshi is
a different kind of kokeshi!
SIGN KAPOK
[04:34] Yuzuki
I'm opening mine.
[04:36] Tsukuyo
Yuzu-nee!
[04:38] Yuzuki
A piece of paper?
SIGN Marriage
Registration
SIGN Wife's Name
SIGN Aoba Kurage
SIGN Husband's Name
[04:40] Kurage
I wish Akagami-san had gotten mine.
[04:42] Tsukuyo
Kurage, we're holding a family meeting later.
[04:45] Akagami
Looks like I drew my own gift.
SIGN For 1 Day
SIGN Will Do Whatever
You Ask: Akagami
SIGN Good For 1 Year
[04:48] Mia
Me, too.
[04:50] Kagura
Oh, so did I. Akagami-san,
why don't we exchange gifts?
SIGN Invitation to Nirvana
[04:55] Akagami
What's this?
[04:56] Kagura
A DVD of dirty photos of Mia-san.
[05:02] Mia
Kagura!
[05:04] Kagura
What have you done?! When did you take those?!
SIGN HEH HEH HEH
[05:08] Yuzuki
It must be a joke. I'm sure
Akagami-kun wouldn't look at them.
SIGN HEH HEH HEH
SIGN GULP
[05:14] Yuzuki
Hand it over.
[05:16] Akagami
But...
[05:16] Yuzuki
Hand it over.
[05:18] Akagami
Understood.
[05:20] Kagura
Like Yuzuki-san said, that was a joke.
[05:23] Kagura
This my actual gift.
[05:26] Yuzuki
What is it?
SIGN Tsukimurakumo
Baths Free Pass
SIGN Mixed and Family
Baths Available
[05:27] Kagura
Free passes to a hot spring inn.
SIGN Tsukimurakumo
Baths Free Pass
SIGN Mixed and Family
Baths Available
[05:30] All
What?!
[05:31] Kagura
They operate 24 hours a day, 365 days a year,
SIGN Tsukimurakumo
Baths Free Pass
SIGN Mixed and Family
Baths Available
[05:35] Kagura
and they're just around the corner.
[05:38] Yuzuki
I had no idea such a miraculous place existed!
SIGN Tsukimurakumo
Baths Free Pass
SIGN Mixed and Family
Baths Available
[05:40] Kagura
I have enough for everyone.
[05:43] Tsukuyo
Let's head there after this!
[05:45] Yuzuki
Thank you so much, Kagura!
[05:47] Kagura
No problem.
[05:48] Kagura
All of you are always doing so much for me.
[05:52] Kagura
Don't worry about it.
[05:54] Akagami
There's cake for dessert, everyone.
[05:58] All
Christmas is awesome!
[06:11] Yuzuki
Thanks for making the offering with me.
[06:13] Akagami
It's no problem at all.
[06:15] Akagami
I've never had such a fun Christmas.
[06:17] Yuzuki
I'm glad.
[06:19] Akagami
I suppose every Christmas
must've been like this for you.
[06:23] Yuzuki
It hasn't been, actually.
[06:25] Akagami
Huh?
[06:26] Yuzuki
Our dad moved out,
and our mom left for the head temple.
[06:31] Yuzuki
Nobody smiled like they have today.
[06:40] Yuzuki
But they've been smiling since you came here.
[06:49] Yuzuki
It's probably all because of you.
[06:53] Akagami
Yuzuki-san...
[06:55] Yuzuki
I'm grateful, you know.
[06:58] Yuzuki
So, um...
[07:03] Akagami
This is my golden opportunity!
[07:07] Both
I got a Christmas present for you!
[07:09] Both
Huh?
[07:11] Yuzuki
You, too?
[07:12] Akagami
You did, too?
[07:14] Yuzuki
Can I open it?
[07:15] Akagami
May I?
[07:20] Yuzuki
Is this from Mari-san's shop?
[07:22] Akagami
The prayer bead workshop?
[07:26] Yuzuki
Does that mean we both went at different times?
[07:29] Akagami
We just missed each other.
SIGN The workshop?
SIGN Uh-huh
[07:30] Yuzuki
No wonder Mari-san was smiling so much.
[07:36] Yuzuki
We've exchanged our gifts, then. Thank you.
[07:38] Akagami
Yes. Thank you.
[07:42] Yuzuki
We exchanged prayer beads...
[07:47] (Flashback) Mari
At Buddhist weddings, the couple
exchanges prayer beads instead of rings.
[08:00] Yuzuki
Uh...
[08:03] Akagami
Um...
[08:08] Kiki
There you are.
[08:10] Yuzuki
Kiki-san!
[08:10] Yuzuki
Wh-Where have you been?
[08:13] Yuzuki
The Christmas party is already over.
[08:16] Kiki
There's a problem with your
tokudo ceremony, Yuzuki.
[08:18] Akagami
A problem?
[08:20] Yuzuki
Do I lack the necessary skills?
[08:22] Kiki
No, the problem is with the location.
[08:25] Kiki
The ceremony is held at the temple
the candidate trains at.
[08:28] Kiki
In other words, it'd be in the
main hall of this temple.
[08:31] Akagami
Okay...
[08:32] Kiki
Several important members of the
sect attend the ceremony, as well.
[08:35] Kiki
And the temple where the ceremony
is held is subject to an inspection.
[08:42] Kiki
Sometimes the sect meeting itself is called off
depending on the results of the inspection.
[08:47] Kiki
But...
SIGN Duct Tape
SIGN Mikazuki Temple
[08:54] Yuzuki
We can't afford to repair...
[08:56] Akagami
...the temple's principal figure!
SIGN The critical moment.
SIGN Tsukimurakumo
SIGN Baths
[09:04] Kagura
This is it.
[09:12] Kiki
We'll figure something out.
[09:15] Kiki
Let's enjoy ourselves for now.
[09:18] Kagura
Don't worry about the cost.
[09:20] Kagura
These tickets are all expenses paid.
[09:22] Akagami
What?!
[09:23] Kagura
We can even stay overnight.
[09:25] Akagami
Say what?!
SIGN Mixed and Family Baths Available
[09:33] All
Welcome.
[09:34] Akagami
They're kneeling to greet us?!
[09:36] Kagura
It's just your imagination.
SIGN SOB SOB
SIGN Tsukimurakumo
SIGN Manager
[09:39] Akagami
Is that the manager? He seems to be cry—
[09:41] Kagura
It's just your imagination.
[09:43] Kagura
Okay, everyone. Get your towels at the
front desk so we can enter the hot springs.
[09:49] All
Okay!
[09:51] All
The entrance is over here.
[09:53] Akagami
When's the last time I visited a hot spring?
SIGN Akagami-sama's Personal
SIGN Three times as good!
[09:56] Akagami
What's that?
SIGN Akagami-sama's Personal
SIGN Three times as good!
[10:02] Akagami
So I'm going this way, then?
[10:04] Akagami
Ah, a welcoming drink.
[10:06] Akagami
Thank you.
[10:11] Akagami
How very stimulating...
[10:13] Akagami
Huh?
[10:18] Akagami
Uh... If you'll excuse me...
[10:20] ---
Huh?
SIGN 3-Day
Virility Drink
[10:22] Manager
I'm sorry.
[10:26] Tsukuyo
Come on, Yuzu-nee.
[10:28] Mia
Let me see.
[10:31] Yuzuki
What?
[10:32] Tsukuyo
Please.
[10:33] Mia
Just once.
[10:35] Yuzuki
Sheesh...
[10:37] Yuzuki
Just once, okay?
SIGN CLENCH
SIGN BUMP
[10:42] Tsukuyo
Even your biceps are cute.
[10:45] Mia
How do these skinny arms
produce such superhuman strength?
[10:48] Yuzuki
Don't call it superhuman.
[10:50] Kiki
Chopping wood builds muscle.
[10:53] Mia
So Yuzuki-san will become
jacked someday, too?!
[10:55] Tsukuyo
I should develop a little more muscle, too.
[10:59] Kurage
Yes, since your breasts have gotten fatter.
[11:00] Tsukuyo
Kurage, don't phrase it like that.
[11:02] Tsukuyo
Besides, I wouldn't want them
to get any bigger...
SIGN SMILE
[11:08] Kurage
Then give them to me!
[11:09] Kurage
Give 'em!
[11:10] Tsukuyo
Ow, ow! You'll tear them off!
SIGN OW OW OW
[11:12] Yuzuki
Now, now. No roughhousing.
[11:22] Yuzuki
Wow, what an incredible hot spring.
[11:26] Tsukuyo
And we've got the whole place
to ourselves! Score!
[11:30] Mia
This is impressive.
[11:35] Tsukuyo
That is impressive.
[11:36] Mia
What is?
[11:37] Yuzuki
You really are beautiful, Mia.
[11:39] Mia
Huh?!
[11:40] Tsukuyo
You look like a totally different
person with your hair down.
[11:43] Mia
Th-Thank you.
[11:45] Mia
You've all got fantastic bodies
that Akagami would like.
[11:49] Yuzuki
Th-Thanks?
[11:51] Tsukuyo
We're all second to her, though.
[11:55] Kiki
What a nice hot spring.
[11:57] Yuzuki
How does she have such a nice body
when she lives so indulgently?
[12:00] Mia
Wow, Master!
[12:02] Mia
Huh?!
SIGN SQUISH
SQUISH
[12:03] Kiki
You're not too bad yourself, Mia.
[12:06] Mia
Master...
[12:07] Kiki
I'm a woman, but even I
find your body attractive.
[12:10] Kiki
Oh, dear. I'm straying from
the path of enlightenment.
SIGN WAAAH
SIGN SQUISH SQUISH SQUISH
[12:16] Tsukuyo
Okay, quit screwing around and
get in the bath. You'll catch a cold.
[12:27] Yuzuki
Hey, where's Kagura, anyway?
[12:30] Mia
She's always slow getting
dressed and undressed.
[12:33] Tsukuyo
Speaking of Kagura...
[12:35] Tsukuyo
She always has her camera.
What's she taking pictures of?
[12:39] Yuzuki
Is it dirty pictures?
[12:41] Tsukuyo
Don't you ever wonder why she came to a temple?
[12:44] Yuzuki
Well, it's our policy not to ask.
[12:48] Mia
She's always been by my side.
[12:52] Mia
We've known each other since grade school.
SIGN Erotic...
SIGN Mia-san!
[12:55] Mia
When I was isolated from others...
[12:56] Young Kagura
Mia-san!
[12:59] Young Kagura
I pitched a tent.
SIGN I pitched a tent.
[12:59] Mia
When I ran away from home after
an argument with my parents...
[13:03] Mia
And when I came to Japan, too.
She was always right there with me.
[13:07] Tsukuyo
Come to think of it,
you were pretty quiet at first.
[13:11] Mia
I was nervous at the start.
[13:14] Yuzuki
Now you speak more than her.
[13:16] Tsukuyo
Kagura never says much about herself.
She seems secretive.
[13:21] Mia
She's certainly mysterious.
There's a lot I don't know about her, too.
[13:26] Mia
But I can say this for certain.
[13:29] Mia
Kagura would never betray me.
[13:32] Mia
After all, we're best friends.
[13:39] Akagami
Mia-san, I can hardly believe my luck.
[13:42] Akagami
So, what is everyone doing in my personal bath?
[13:45] Akagami
I was so surprised that I hid without thinking,
and now I look like a peeping Tom.
[13:50] Akagami
Not only that...
[13:51] Akagami
but I have so much vitality, I couldn't
come out of hiding even if I wanted to!
[13:55] Kurage
Kiki-san, am I attractive, too?
[13:57] Kiki
Uh, sure.
[13:59] Akagami
I must escape without them noticing.
SIGN SMILE
[14:06] Akagami
She noticed!
SIGN STARE
[14:09] Akagami
It's over.
[14:13] Akagami
Huh?
[14:14] Kagura
Sorry I'm late.
[14:17] Akagami
Did Kagura-san figure out what's going on?
[14:21] Akagami
What an angel.
[14:22] Akagami
Now's my chance.
[14:24] Kagura
By the way, what would you all do
if Akagami-san were peeping on us?
[14:31] Mia
I'd peep on—
[14:32] Both
I'd be mad.
[14:34] Mia
Huh?
[14:35] Kagura
You're right. Not only is it a crime,
[14:38] Kagura
but it's a sign of questionable character.
[14:40] Kagura
A terrible act like that destroys trust.
[14:44] Kagura
We'd have to kick him out immediately.
[14:46] Akagami
Of course you would!
[14:49] Yuzuki
But we'd have to talk it out first.
[14:54] Tsukuyo
Considering what he's like, there
would have to be some reason for it.
[14:58] Mia
That's right. You still don't
understand Akagami, Kagura.
[15:04] Yuzuki
Though I'd probably be mad
since it's embarrassing.
[15:08] Akagami
Akagami Akemitsu, you fool!
[15:11] Akagami
After they've given you so much trust,
how dare you doubt them for even a moment?!
[15:17] Akagami
I should come out and announce my presence.
[15:19] Akagami
I'm sure they'll understand.
[15:20] Kagura
You all have such special
feelings for Akagami-san.
[15:26] Tsukuyo
Well, not special, exactly...
[15:28] Yuzuki
Yeah. We've been through a lot together.
[15:30] Mia
They sure are special!
[15:31] Kagura
That sounds like a wonderful thing. Right?
[15:35] Akagami
Hello, everyone!
[15:38] Akagami
It's me, Akagami!
[15:44] Akagami
Huh?
[15:45] Akagami
Eek!
[15:47] Kiki
They seeing a turtle at the
end of the year is good luck.
[15:50] Kurage
A turtle?
SIGN Reflecting on His Actions
[15:54] Yuzuki
I see. So it was an unfortunate accident.
SIGN Reflecting on His Actions
[15:57] Akagami
Yes.
[15:58] Yuzuki
But it's also true that
you were hiding for a while.
[16:02] Akagami
Yes.
[16:03] Kiki
C'mon, that's enough.
He did announce his own presence.
[16:07] Yuzuki
I do think that was commendable, but...
[16:11] Yuzuki
Well...
SIGN FIDGET FIDGET FIDGET
[16:13] Yuzuki
It really was commendable.
[16:15] Tsukuyo
Even more strapping than before.
[16:18] Mia
So very manly.
[16:20] Akagami
Th-Thank you.
[16:23] Yuzuki
Well, shall we go?
[16:25] Tsukuyo
We're not staying?
[16:26] Yuzuki
We can't leave the temple empty for long.
[16:29] Kagura
Do you mind if I stay here?
[16:32] Kagura
I didn't get to soak for long enough.
[16:34] Mia
Then I'll stay, too!
I want to see more of the ryokan!
[16:38] Yuzuki
That's fine.
[16:40] Akagami
Well, I should go, too.
[16:43] Kagura
Akagami-san, I believe you should take
another dip in the bath, as well.
[16:47] Akagami
Actually, I was thinking about heading back to—
[16:50] Kagura
You're leaving looking like that down there?
[16:54] Akagami
I'll stay here!
[17:00] Akagami
Indoor baths are nice, too.
[17:02] Akagami
Anyway, this thing is refusing to go down.
[17:06] Kagura
Shall I make it go down?
[17:08] Akagami
Yes, please.
[17:14] Akagami
Kagura-san?! Wh-Wh-What are you doing here?!
[17:17] Akagami
I'll get out right away!
[17:18] Kagura
I'm not letting you get away.
[17:25] Kagura
Calming it down is a simple task.
[17:28] Kagura
I'll lead you to enlightenment.
[17:36] Kagura
Just give in.
[17:39] Akagami
Destroy all worldly desires!
[17:48] Kagura
You really are a persistent person.
[17:51] Kagura
I tried so many ways to make you
give in to your desires, too.
[17:56] Akagami
Eh?
[17:57] Kagura
I reserved the whole inn,
planned that prank in the hot spring,
[18:01] Kagura
and drugged you with an aphrodisiac
disguised as a welcoming drink.
[18:04] Akagami
So that's why this is happening.
[18:07] Kagura
My attempts to seduce you haven't worked,
either. I don't know what to do anymore.
[18:11] Akagami
Wait a minute!
[18:13] Akagami
Why would you do that?
[18:15] Kagura
I'm exterminating a pest.
[18:17] Akagami
Huh?
[18:19] Kagura
I'm asking you, Akagami-san,
to leave Mikazuki Temple.
[18:24] Kagura
You're in the way of realizing my plan.
[18:28] Akagami
What plan?
[18:29] Kagura
The reason I came to Japan.
[18:32] Kagura
My plan to raise an erotic queen.
SIGN Training Plan
SIGN Erotic Queen
[18:37] Kagura
According to my plan, while living in Japan...
SIGN International Exchange
(Intercourse)
SIGN Nocturnal (Sexual)
[18:41] Kagura
Mia-san would have sexual intercourse
with at least one hundred men.
[18:46] Akagami
Th-That's insane!
[18:48] Kagura
Mia-san is the rightful heir
of the Christoph family.
[18:52] Akagami
Kagura-san?
[18:53] Kagura
As the great woman leading
the erotic family, she—
[18:56] Akagami
Kagura-san, excuse me...
[18:58] Kagura
Excuse me. I'm speaking.
[19:00] Akagami
I'm sorry, but I can't keep up.
[19:03] Kagura
I thought my plan would go swimmingly.
[19:07] Kagura
I never thought you and Mia-san would
bond over suppressing your desires.
[19:14] Akagami
W-Wait a minute. Mia-san doesn't
like her family's philosophy, so—
[19:18] Kagura
That's right.
[19:20] Akagami
So why would you do that?
[19:21] Kagura
Why do you think?
[19:23] Kagura
Why would I assist with such a plan?
[19:29] Akagami
Kagura-san, have you been
betraying Mia-san from the...
[19:35] Akagami
...start?
[19:36] Mia
My friend... my very best friend...
and A-A-Akagami!
[19:43] Mia
Should I get involved?
[19:46] Kagura
One, two, three.
[19:49] Mia
Zzz.
[19:51] Akagami
Mia-san?!
[19:58] Kagura
One, two, three.
[20:00] Akagami
Kagu—
[20:00] Akagami
Zzz.
[20:05] Kagura
The first thing I learned was how to smile.
[20:11] Kagura
My family name is Baldwin.
[20:16] Kagura
The Baldwin family is linked
to the Cristoph family.
[20:20] Kagura
We work secretly in the shadows
for the light that is the Christophs.
[20:26] Kagura
Do you understand?
[20:29] Akagami
No.
[20:30] Kagura
I could never betray the Christophs.
[20:32] Kagura
Being born a Baldwin means
being their obedient dog.
[20:38] Akagami
Then why don't we do this?
[20:40] Kagura
What?
[20:41] Akagami
It's not too late to start.
[20:43] Akagami
Help Mia-san fight against
the fetters of her family.
[20:49] Kagura
I knew you were an interesting person.
[20:51] Kagura
Akagami-san, why do you
work at Mikazuki Temple?
[20:56] Akagami
Because I owe them money.
[20:59] Kagura
What will you do after you've repaid your debt?
[21:05] Akagami
After...
[21:06] Kagura
Will you go on to become a head priest?
[21:09] Kagura
Or will you move out of
the temple and get a job?
[21:12] Kagura
Why did you even come to
Mikazuki Temple in the first place?
[21:17] Akagami
To defeat the worldly desires that have
long made the Akagami family suffer.
[21:23] Kagura
So you ran away from home, then?
[21:30] Kagura
You and Mia-san are just running away.
[21:33] Kagura
While Yuzuki-san is facing her
family head-on, too. How rude.
[21:38] Akagami
I...
[21:40] Kagura
Let's make a deal, Akagami-san.
[21:43] Akagami
A deal?
[21:44] Kagura
I shall take on all your debt.
[21:50] Kagura
I'll even pay to have the temple's
principal figure repaired.
[21:53] Akagami
Wh-Why would you do that?
[21:56] Kagura
You could save Mikazuki Temple
very easily if you'd just move out.
[22:05] Kagura
Think about it.
[23:45] Kurage
Slap, slap.
SIGN Next Time
Pounding Mochi Is Dirty
[23:46] Both
Boing, boing.
[23:48] Kurage
Slap, slap.
[23:49] Both
Boing, boing.
[23:51] Kurage
Slap, slap.
[23:52] Tsukuyo
Flat, flat?
[23:53] Kurage
Flat, flat?
[23:56] Both
Boing, boing!
E9 - Jealousy
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[00:09] (Flashback) Kagura
You could save Mikazuki Temple
very easily if you'd just move out.
SIGN Episode 9:
Pounding Mochi Is Dirty
[01:57] Yuzuki
There we go.
[02:00] Akagami
I see this temple pounds mochi
at the end of every year.
[02:03] Yuzuki
We make a whole bunch and
hand them out to our supporters.
[02:06] Yuzuki
Let's get this open.
[02:10] Yuzuki
We'll split into two groups and get to work.
[02:12] All
Okay!
[02:14] Akagami
I'll be on Team Tsukuyo-san and Kurage-san.
[02:17] Tsukuyo
'Kay.
[02:18] Kurage
Nice.
[02:20] Akagami
This is part of my training, as well.
I must work diligently.
[02:24] Kurage
Hey, Akagami-san.
[02:27] Kurage
Pounding mochi is dirty, isn't it?
[02:31] Tsukuyo
Where did that come from?!
[02:33] Akagami
Isn't this a traditional activity?!
[02:35] Kurage
But the reason people pound mochi...
[02:38] Tsukuyo
It's a fertility thing, right?
That doesn't make it dirty.
[02:41] Akagami
You've got a cute imagination.
[02:43] Kurage
The mallet represents the man,
and the mortar represents the woman.
[02:48] Kurage
And the two of them go slap, slap.
SIGN SLAP
SIGN SLAP
[02:51] Akagami
Kurage-san, stop!
SIGN SLAP
SIGN SLAP
[02:52] Tsukuyo
You're making this really uncomfortable!
[02:54] Kurage
Huh?
[02:55] Akagami
Shall we switch roles?
[02:57] Tsukuyo
Yeah.
[02:59] Kurage
But that's not normal.
[03:01] Tsukuyo
What do you want us to do, then?!
[03:03] Akagami
Don't lose your composure, Akagami Akemitsu.
[03:06] Akagami
Just focus on the mochi in front of you.
[03:09] Tsukuyo
Here we go.
[03:13] Tsukuyo
Ready, and...
[03:14] Kurage
Slap, boing.
[03:16] Kurage
Slap, boing.
[03:18] Kurage
Slap, boing.
[03:22] Tsukuyo
Don't forget to knead the mochi, Akagami.
[03:25] Akagami
Forgive me! I don't know where to knead.
[03:29] Tsukuyo
What?
[03:30] Tsukuyo
Should we switch back, then?
[03:32] Akagami
I can't believe I mixed up mochi with breasts.
[03:36] Akagami
This time, I won't get distracted.
[03:40] Kurage
Akagami-san, look at those
three big mochi in a row.
[03:44] Akagami
What?
[03:45] Akagami
Three?
SIGN Mochi 1
SIGN Mochi 1
SIGN Mochi 2
SIGN Mochi 3
SIGN Mochi 2
SIGN Mochi 3
[03:51] Akagami
Destroy all worldly desires!
[03:52] Tsukuyo
You blinded yourself?!
[03:54] Tsukuyo
I'll handle this, Akagami! Go wash your eyes!
[03:57] Akagami
Got it.
[04:03] Kurage
Here.
[04:04] Akagami
Thank you.
[04:06] Akagami
Kurage-san, why did you make that joke?
[04:10] Kurage
The one about boobs?
[04:11] Akagami
Yes, the one about boobs.
[04:13] Kurage
Because I thought you'd like it.
[04:15] Akagami
But I'm not...
[04:17] Kurage
Would you have preferred Yuzuki-oneechan's?
[04:20] Akagami
No, no, no!
[04:21] Kurage
Or mine, maybe?
[04:24] Kurage
Why are you laughing?
[04:26] Akagami
I should go help Mia-san and Kagura-san next.
[04:32] Kurage
I want to be an adult now.
[04:36] Akagami
Where are Mia-san and Kagura-san?
[04:38] Mia
Thanks for waiting. I've changed
into my mochi pounding uniform.
[04:43] Mia
Pounding mochi is associated
with the rabbit in the moon.
[04:45] Mia
A rabbit ended up on the moon when it
offered its own flesh to the hungry Buddha.
[04:52] Mia
By pounding mochi,
[04:53] Mia
we call upon the noble rabbit's soul
and experience the importance of food.
[04:59] Mia
And this is that ceremony's formal attire!
SIGN BA-NI-I
SIGN Complete Collection
of Penances
[05:01] Kagura
It's known as Bunny Penance:
Mochi Pounding Version.
[05:04] Akagami
That's a real thing?!
SIGN BA-NI-I
SIGN Complete Collection
of Penances
[05:06] Akagami
But performing penance
dressed like that can't be easy.
[05:09] Mia
D-Don't stare.
[05:12] Mia
It's embarrassing.
[05:17] Akagami
Mia-san, you'll catch a cold dressed like that.
[05:20] Kagura
I brought a stove.
[05:23] Akagami
So warm.
[05:25] Kagura
Let's begin.
[05:26] Akagami
I couldn't stop it!
[05:32] Akagami
Why are we sharing one haori?
[05:34] Kagura
To stay warm and prevent wardrobe malfunctions.
[05:37] Mia
It's so warm.
[05:38] Akagami
It certainly is warm, but...
[05:41] Kagura
Now firmly grasp her chest over
her clothes so nothing slips out.
[05:44] Akagami
I don't think this is how this normally works!
[05:47] Kagura
In Shared Haori Penance,
a man and a woman share a single haori.
[05:52] Mia
This is getting me hot and bothered,
but let's do our best, Akagami.
[05:56] Akagami
Now that it's come to this...
[05:58] Mia
Akagami?!
[06:00] Akagami
I will grasp not Mia-san's
breasts or the mallet,
[06:03] Akagami
but lift Mia-san herself and pound!
[06:07] Akagami
Lift and pound!
[06:11] Akagami
Lift and pound!
[06:14] Akagami
Lift and pound!
[06:16] Akagami
All right, this'll work.
[06:17] Akagami
Lift and pound!
[06:20] Akagami
We did it, Mia-san! This method is—
[06:23] Mia
Akagami's holding me from
behind in his big, sexy arms...
[06:30] Akagami
Oh, no! We should take a break.
[06:32] Tsukuyo
Do you need me to do it for you?
[06:35] Akagami
Tsukuyo-san...
[06:36] Akagami
Another bunny?!
[06:39] Tsukuyo
I can't believe you're blackmailing me
into wearing this by threatening
[06:42] Tsukuyo
to tell everyone about our kiss.
[06:44] Akagami
Did I say that?
[06:46] Akagami
I didn't, right? Tell me I didn't.
I don't remember saying—
[06:48] Kurage
Akagami-san?
[06:50] Kurage
Why am I the only one wearing
an animal costume?
[06:54] Kurage
Tell me. Why? Well? Why?
[06:57] Akagami
This is bad. I'm surrounded by rabbits,
a symbol of sexual desire.
[07:02] Akagami
My worldly desires are running rampant.
[07:04] Yuzuki
What are you doing, Akagami-kun?
[07:07] Akagami
Yuzuki-san?!
[07:08] Yuzuki
What happened?
I was only gone for a few minutes.
[07:11] Akagami
Yuzuki-san, this is, um...
[07:15] Yuzuki
I can't believe you made Mia dress like that.
[07:17] Yuzuki
Tsukuyo and Kurage, too.
[07:20] Yuzuki
What's going on here?
[07:23] Akagami
Yuzuki-san, you're going
to break my shoulder...
[07:27] Yuzuki
Dressing like a rabbit is penance?
[07:31] Yuzuki
I've never heard of that
kind of penance before.
[07:34] Akagami
Does that mean the Complete
Collection of Penances is fake?
[07:39] Akagami
She's actually trying to get me kicked out.
[07:48] Akagami
Thank you for waiting.
[07:49] Tsukuyo
Vegetable miso soup!
[07:52] Akagami
Since it's cold today,
I made something that will warm us up.
[07:55] Tsukuyo
So good.
[07:57] Kurage
So warm.
[07:59] Akagami
Huh? Where's Kiki-san?
[08:01] Yuzuki
Maybe she's in her room.
[08:03] Akagami
I see.
[08:04] Akagami
I'll go take her food to her.
[08:06] Yuzuki
Thanks, Akagami-kun.
[08:09] Mia
Vegetable miso soup was created by
[08:12] Mia
a clothes-washer named Ken-chan
who served the dish to a monk, and...
[08:21] Akagami
Kiki-san.
[08:23] Kiki
Oh, it's you.
[08:25] Kiki
You came all the way out here?
You must be cold.
[08:27] Akagami
I could say the same thing.
I brought you dinner.
[08:30] Kiki
Thank you.
[08:32] Kiki
Care for a drink?
[08:34] Akagami
Oh, um... Yes, please.
[08:40] Kiki
You really are a good cook.
[08:44] Akagami
You don't have to drink out here.
[08:46] Kiki
I like the view from here.
[08:50] Akagami
The view?
[08:58] Kiki
You're quite the drinker.
[09:00] Akagami
I haven't had anything to drink
since those mixers.
[09:04] Kiiki
Yuzuki's tokudo ceremony is coming up soon.
[09:07] Kiki
I'm grateful to you, Akagami.
[09:09] Akagami
But we still have no idea how we're
going to pay to repair the principal figure.
[09:14] Kiki
No, but once we clear this hurdle,
[09:19] Kiki
Yuzuki will be closer to her dream
of taking over Mikazuki Temple.
[09:23] Kiki
After that, she'll just have to
discover this temple's true form.
[09:28] Akagami
Its true form?
[09:30] Kiki
Taking over the temple isn't the finish line.
[09:33] Kiki
It's the starting point.
[09:38] Kiki
What will you do once Yuzuki
has undergone tokudo?
[09:41] Akagami
Huh?
[09:42] Kiki
Will you keep working here
[09:45] Kiki
or undergo tokudo yourself, continue your
training, and become a head priest?
[09:49] Kiki
Yuzuki will become the
head priest of this temple.
[09:51] Kiki
When that day comes,
I'll be leaving this place.
[09:57] Kiki
I'm sure Yuzuki would find it very encouraging
if someone like you stayed with her.
[10:05] Kiki
After all, you're so great,
I wish I could take you with me
[10:08] Kiki
when I go to take over my own family's temple.
[10:10] Akagami
Running a temple with you
sounds like an interesting path.
[10:15] Kiki
Then will you work for me?
[10:18] Kiki
I'll make it worth your while.
[10:20] Kiki
Serving me for life sounds like
a pretty good deal, doesn't it?
[10:25] Akagami
A-Are you drunk, Kiki-san?
[10:28] Akagami
I should go take a bath. Excuse me.
SIGN Start like a virgin,
then strike like a fleeing rabbit.
SIGN Sato
Shrine
SIGN Corn
SIGN Baby Castella Cakes
SIGN Takoyaki
[10:53] Yuzuki
Okay, everyone.
[10:55] Tsukuyo
Happy...
[10:56] Mia
...New...
[10:57] Kurage
...Year.
[10:59] All
Yeah!
[11:01] Akagami
Keep your voices down, everyone.
[11:04] Yuzuki
Sorry. Were we too loud?
[11:05] Akagami
We don't know who might
be watching. Wear these.
[11:11] Yuzuki
What are these?
[11:13] Akagami
Disguises.
SIGN Temple VS Shrine
SIGN Bloody History
[11:14] Akagami
After all, we're in enemy territory.
[11:17] Yuzuki
That's a violent thought!
[11:19] Yuzuki
I know temples and shrines have a tumultuous
history, but we get along just fine now.
[11:24] Yuzuki
There was even a time when
we had Shinto-Buddhist syncretism.
SIGN Shinto-Buddhist Syncretism
SIGN Buddhism
SIGN Shinto
[11:26] Yuzuki
There was no distinction
between Buddhism and Shinto then.
[11:30] Mia
Huh...
[11:31] Tsukuyo
You worry too much, Akagami.
[11:41] Akgami
Do you need something?
[11:42] Tsukuyo
I wore my long sleeves today.
Don't you have anything to say?
[11:45] Akagami
Oh, forgive me.
[11:47] Tsukuyo
I don't really mind, but you
should tell girls they look cute.
[11:52] Akagami
You look very cute, Tsukuyo-san!
[11:54] Akagami
Exceptionally cute! Incredibly cute!
[11:57] Akagami
So cute you're more than just cute!
[12:01] Tsukuyo
That's enough!
[12:02] Akagami
Why did she get mad at me?
[12:09] Akagami
Kurage-san, are you writing on an ema?
[12:11] Kurage
Yeah.
[12:12] Akgami
You're looking extra cute today.
[12:16] Kurage
Tsk, tsk, Akagami-san.
[12:18] Kurage
You should compliment a grown woman
by telling her she's beautiful.
[12:21] Akagami
I see.
[12:23] Priest
We're handing out candy for the children.
[12:25] Kurage
Candy!
[12:28] Kurage
Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!
[12:29] Akagami
Kurage-san, you look beautiful.
[12:32] Kurage
Thanks.
[12:37] Mia
Akagami, I don't know how to draw a fortune.
[12:41] Akagami
You flip this upside-down,
SIGN Fortunes
[12:43] Akagami
and the number that comes out of
the hole on the bottom is your fortune.
[12:46] Mia
Oh, thanks.
[12:49] Akagami
Mia-san, you look beautiful.
[12:53] Mia
Kimonos certainly are beautiful, aren't they?
[12:56] Akagami
That's not what I meant.
[12:58] Mia
Was that compliment directed at me?
[13:01] Akagami
Yes. Complimenting women
the right way is rather challenging.
[13:05] Mia
It's easy. Just directly tell her
what you find attractive about her.
[13:10] Akagami
Could you give me an example?
[13:13] Mia
Well...
[13:20] Yuzuki
Akagami-kun.
[13:26] Yuzuki
Are you okay?
[13:30] Akagami
You're beautiful.
[13:31] Yuzuki
Huh? Uh, thanks...
[13:34] Akagami
No, I messed up.
[13:35] Akagami
Mia-san taught me to say...
[13:37] Akagami
Please let me fu—I mean,
make love to you, Yuzuki-san!
[13:40] Yuzuki
You ruined it, Akagami-kun!
[13:44] Akagami
Everyone seems to be having fun.
[13:46] Yuzuki
It's the first time we've visited a shrine
on New Year's Day in a while.
[13:48] Akagami
Really?
[13:50] Yuzuki
Every year, all the end-of-year work
rolled over into New Year's Day.
[13:56] Yuzuki
But from now on, maybe we'll
get to come together every year.
[14:01] Akagami
I hope so.
[14:06] Akagami
If I moved out, that would
solve all their money problems.
[14:11] Yuzuki
I'll protect it.
[14:12] Akagami
Huh?
[14:13] Yuzuki
Mikazuki Temple is where
we belong. I'll protect it.
[14:19] Akagami
Yuzuki-san...
[14:21] Yuzuki
During my matchmaking meeting, I reached
my destination because I didn't give up.
[14:27] Akagami
That's right. I swore an oath then.
[14:33] (Flashback) Akagami
I'll support her.
[14:40] Yuzuki
Wait... Akagami-kun?
[14:45] Kagura
Guiding Mia-san toward becoming
an erotic queen is my duty.
[14:51] Kagura
I thought it was a simple, boring task.
[14:57] (Flashback) Young Kagura
Are you Mia Christoph-senpai?
[15:01] (Flashback) Young Kagura
Nice to meet you. I am Kagura Baldwin.
[15:06] (Flashback) Young Kagura
Let's be friends, Mia-senpai.
[15:11] Kagura
But Mia-san was an
unbelievably rebellious child.
[15:16] (Flashback) Young Mia
I'm on an erotic strike, Kagura!
[15:19] (Flashback) Young Kagura
I see.
[15:20] (Flashback) Young Mia
I'm making an erotic plan to run away, Kagura!
[15:22] (Flashback) Young Kagura
I see.
[15:24] (Flashback) Young Mia
I'm going to write non-erotic songs
and spread them everywhere, Kagura!
[15:28] (Flashback) Young Kagura
I see.
[15:29] (Flashback) Young Mia
I even came up with lyrics!
[15:30] Kagura
Such a strange girl. Why is she so intent
on defying her family's philosophy?
[15:30] Young Mia
Not-not-not erotic!
[15:35] Kagura
She should do as they say.
It's easier to go with the flow.
[15:37] Young Mia
Not-not—
[15:39] Young Mia
No, more like... Not-not-not erotic.
[15:43] (Flashback) Mia'S Mother
You want to send Mia to Japan?
[15:45] (Flashback) Kagura
Yes.
[15:47] (Flashback) Mia'S Mother
Why would we do that?
[15:49] (Flashback) Kagura
I tried various methods to guide her
toward becoming an erotic queen,
[15:54] (Flashback) Kagura
but Mia-san is still determined to
suppress her desires using reason.
[15:59] (Flashback) Mia'S Mother
Yes, it seems that way.
[16:01] (Flashback) Kagura
So living a chaste and painfully drab life
at a nunnery might stoke her appetite
[16:07] (Flashback) Kagura
and make her seek out men.
[16:12] (Flashback) Mia'S Mother
I see. It's reverse psychology.
[16:15] (Flashback) Mia'S Mother
Very well, I'll allow it.
[16:17] (Flashback) Mia'S Mother
But she must have sexual intercourse
with a hundred men while living in Japan.
[16:24] (Flashback) Mia'S Mother
You will capture her conquests on camera
[16:27] (Flashback) Mia'S Mother
and send the images to me
once every three days.
[16:30] (Flashback) Mia'S Mother
If I don't see results, I will make
both of you return immediately.
[16:35] (Flashback) Kagura
I understand.
[16:40] (Flashback) Mia'S Mother
May I ask you something?
[16:44] (Flashback) Mia'S Mother
You haven't become attached to her, have you?
[16:50] Kagura
No, of course not.
[16:54] Kagura
That said...
[16:57] Kagura
It was impossible to immediately begin
sending photos once every three days.
[17:02] (Flashback) Kagura
This will work for a little while.
[17:06] Kagura
That's when he showed up.
[17:09] Kagura
I set Mia-san on him and succeeded in
gathering materials to use in my collages.
[17:15] Kagura
Everything is going smoothly.
[17:17] Kagura
Even the stubborn Mia-san
has become more cheerful.
[17:24] Kagura
But is she not genuinely in love with him?
[17:28] Kagura
Mia-san, mere friendship
or lust would be acceptable.
[17:34] Kagura
But genuine love is forbidden.
[17:38] Kagura
Do you have your answer, Akagami-san?
[17:42] Akagami
I've given it a lot of thought,
and I think I should move out.
[17:47] Akagami
Both Mikazuki Temple and I need the money.
[17:51] Kagura
Yes, you do.
[17:53] Akagami
You've offered to take on my debt
and help pay to repair the principal figure.
[17:57] Akagami
An amazing offer like this won't
come around a second time.
[18:00] Kagura
That's exactly right.
[18:02] Kagura
And the man Mia loves will disappear.
[18:05] Kagura
All is well.
[18:07] Kagura
I'll send you the money once you move out.
[18:11] Kagura
What is it?
[18:13] Akagami
I appreciate your thoughtfulness, Kagura-san.
[18:18] Akagami
But I must decline!
[18:20] Kagura
What? You're refusing my generous offer?
[18:24] Kagura
On top of the debt your father left you,
[18:27] Kagura
you owe money for kissing Tsukuyo-san,
repairing that scooter and truck...
[18:31] Akagami
What? How do you know about all that?
[18:33] Kagura
And most importantly,
how are you going to pay to have
[18:37] Kagura
the principal figure repaired?
You're running out of time.
[18:39] Kagura
Do you have some kind of plan
to get out of this situation?
[18:42] Akagami
It's all right! I'll figure something out!
[18:46] Kagura
What makes you say that?
[18:47] Akagami
I've just got a feeling
everything will be fine.
[18:50] Kagura
You're just not facing reality.
[18:53] Kagura
Perhaps you should tone down
your meat-headedness.
[18:56] Akagami
I won't allow you to continue
insulting Yuzuki-san!
[18:59] Kagura
I'm talking about you.
[19:01] Akagami
It's true that our money problems would
be solved for the present if I moved out.
[19:04] Akagami
But that would merely be a temporary solution.
[19:08] Kagura
And you may eventually find yourself
facing the same situation again.
[19:12] Akagami
Yes.
[19:13] Akagami
Besides, I swore I'd support
Yuzuki-san, no matter what.
[19:19] Akagami
There must be something I can do.
[19:21] Akagami
So I don't want to run away.
[19:25] Kagura
There's no point in continuing.
[19:28] Kagura
I see. Then I'll withdraw my offer for now.
[19:32] Kagura
Raising money isn't easy. I'm sure
he'll come back crying before long.
[19:36] Akagami
Good.
[19:38] Akagami
Now I can keep my promise to Mia-san, too.
[19:42] Akagami
We swore we'd fight together.
[19:45] Kagura
What?
[19:45] Akagami
I can't betray her.
[19:47] Kagura
Promise? Can't betray her?
[19:50] Kagura
How dare you?
[19:52] Kagura
You're in love with Aoba Yuzuki.
[19:56] Kagura
Mia-san may not realize it herself,
but she's genuinely in love with you.
[19:59] Kagura
But that love can never be.
[20:01] Kagura
What will she do once she realizes that?
[20:03] Kagura
She may be so deeply wounded
that she'll never get over it.
[20:10] Akagami
Kagura-san?
[20:11] Kagura
Don't talk about Mia-san like you know her!
[20:15] Kagura
You can't even take responsibility for her!
[20:16] Akagami
You're openly expressing your anger!
[20:19] Kagura
What?!
[20:20] Akagami
I've never seen you so emotional before.
[20:22] Kagura
I'm not mad at all!
[20:24] Akagami
But you're even raising your voice.
[20:27] Kagura
I'm not raising my voice at all!
[20:30] Kagura
What's so funny?!
[20:31] Akagami
I'm relieved you can get
so upset on Mia-san's behalf.
[20:35] Kagura
I told you, I'm not upset.
[20:38] Akagami
You care about Mia-san more than
you care about her family circumstances.
[20:44] Akagami
Something seemed off to me
about you betraying Mia-san.
[20:49] Kagura
What are you talking about?
[20:51] Akagami
After all, when you smile at each other,
you seem genuinely happy.
[20:58] Akagami
This wasn't a betrayal. You acted
because you care so deeply about Mia-san.
[21:04] Kagura
N-No—
[21:06] Akagami
That's why you—
[21:15] Kagura
Ugh, I kicked something I shouldn't have.
SIGN Antibacterial
Spray
[21:18] Kagura
I'm simply loyal to my job.
[21:21] Kagura
In the name of the Baldwin family,
I shall carry out my plan.
[21:25] Kagura
I don't know how you got confused.
[21:35] Mia
Kagura!
[21:37] Kagura
Thank you for waiting, everyone.
[21:40] Mia
Have you seen Akagami?
[21:41] Kagura
He's gone to sleep.
[21:44] Yuzuki
Good timing, Kagura.
[21:47] Yuzuki
Do you know any ways to make money quick?
[21:52] Yuzuki
I've been asking everyone for advice, but...
[21:54] Kagura
Uh...
[21:56] Mia
You can count on her.
My Kagura is highly dependable.
[21:59] Mia
After all, she and I are best friends.
We're practically the same person!
[22:04] Mia
Right, Kagura?
[22:08] Kagura
Good grief.
[22:10] Kagura
I'm just doing my job.
[23:45] Kagura
The flames of love are cackling.
SIGN Next Time
I Just Got a Little Excited
[23:47] Tsukuyo
You mean "crackling."
[23:49] Kagura
Your heart is crackling for Akagami-san.
[23:51] Tsukuyo
My heart's not pounding for Akagami!
[23:53] Tsukuyo
I just got... a little excited.
[23:56] Kagura
Then let's hear you sing about it.
E10 - I Just Got a Little Turned On
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[00:12] Yuzuki
Akagami-kun, you're awake.
[00:14] Akagami
Yes. I feel as though I've died and been reborn.
[00:19] Yuzuki
As in reincarnated?
[00:20] Akagami
I feel refreshed.
[00:22] Akagami
Nothing could scare me now.
[00:24] Yuzuki
Well, don't push yourself.
[00:26] Yuzuki
Kiki-san and I are going out,
but Mia and Kagura are up.
[00:31] Yuzuki
Wait, why do you look terrified?!
[00:34] Mia
Good morning, Akagami.
[00:36] Akagami
Good morning, Mia-san. Where is everyone else?
[00:40] Mia
Tsukuyo-san and Kurage-san are still asleep.
[00:43] Mia
Kagura is in her room using her computer.
[00:50] Mia
Kagura.
[00:55] Mia
Kagura.
[00:57] Mia
Initiate Operation
Lovey-Dovey Akagami x Kagura!
[01:03] Kagura
Where did that come from?
[01:04] Mia
I'll allow up to kissing.
[01:06] Kagura
I still don't know what you're talking about.
[01:08] Mia
Akagami's scared of you.
[01:11] Kagura
Oh, my.
[01:12] Mia
As though he's been deeply
traumatized by something.
[01:16] Kagura
Crap. I overdid it.
[01:19] Mia
I can't allow my best friend and
brother in arms to be on bad terms.
[01:22] Mia
I want the two of you to get along
as well as Akagami and I do.
[01:26] Kagura
Don't you think that's a bit much?
[01:29] Mia
First, let's establish your
impressions of each other.
[01:32] Mia
Akagami, how do you feel
when you look at Kagura?
[01:35] Akagami
Well, she makes my groin tingle.
[01:38] Kagura
That's blatant sexual harassment.
[01:40] Mia
That's a positive impression, Kagura.
[01:42] Kagura
That was enough to get him sent to court.
[01:45] Mia
Kagura, what do you think of Akagami?
[01:49] Kagura
Akagami-san is a wonderful person.
[01:52] Mia
That's right!
[01:53] Mia
Akagami is an especially wonderful person!
[01:58] Akagami
Aw, shucks.
[02:00] Kagura
He's earnest and loyal,
which is why I must drive him out.
[02:05] Mia
This actually sounds pretty promising!
[02:09] Mia
In that case, let's skip to the final stage.
[02:15] Mia
I'm locking you two in the shed
until tomorrow morning.
[02:17] Akagami
But it's morning right now!
[02:19] Mia
This is what made Akagami
and I open up to each other.
[02:22] Mia
I'm sure it'll work great for you two, too.
[02:25] Mia
I'll arrange for you to perform
Twister penance tonight.
[02:28] Akagami
Mia-san!
[02:32] Kagura
She got us.
[02:34] Kagura
I never thought my own strategy
would be used against me.
[02:39] Akagami
Indeed.
[02:39] Kagura
Though it beats being made to do
[02:41] Kagura
the Hundred Poems by One Hundred Poets
nonsense I taught her.
[02:44] Akagami
That was you, too?
[02:46] Akagami
Is she responsible for all of
Mia-san's misconceptions?
[02:50] Kagura
Oh, I know.
[02:54] Kagura
If I say you assaulted me in here,
[02:58] Kagura
that would be an easy way
to drive you out of the temple.
[03:06] Kagura
Why don't you tell Mia-san about my plan?
[03:11] Kagura
It would put me in a difficult position.
[03:14] Akagami
I'd never do that.
[03:16] Akagami
I don't want to fight you, Kagura-sama.
[03:19] Kagura
"Sama"?
[03:20] Akagami
Ideally, I'd like to be friends.
[03:23] Akagami
I value my relationship with you.
[03:30] Kagura
Why are you hitting on me?
[03:32] Akagami
Huh?!
[03:33] Akagami
That's not what I was trying to do!
[03:35] Kagura
From all the way over there, no less.
[03:37] Akagami
I'm sorry. My body reacted
before I could stop it.
[03:41] Kagura
If you'd just seduce Mia-san
and take responsibility for her,
[03:45] Kagura
there would be no problem.
[03:48] Kagura
Oh? What's this?
[03:51] Akagami
What is it?
[03:52] Kagura
It's nothing at all.
[03:56] Akagami
It's open!
[03:57] Kagura
It's the principle of the lever.
[03:59] Akagami
But you very obviously kicked it!
[04:03] Kagura
Why didn't I realize it sooner?
SIGN Take by Force...
SIGN Make This
[04:06] Kagura
Taking him by force is certainly an option.
SIGN Make This
SIGN Take by Force...
SIGN Do This
[04:08] Kagura
I'll make Akagami-san fall for Mia-san
and bring him back to the Christoph family.
SIGN Do This
[04:14] Kagura
Akagami-san, let's be friends.
[04:17] Akagami
Huh?!
SIGN Episode 10:
I Just Got a Little Turned On
[05:52] Tsukuyo
Wait, Akagami.
[05:54] Tsukuyo
I know we kissed once, but I'm not...
[06:02] Tsukuyo
We can't do this!
[06:07] Tsukuyo
Please, Akagami.
[06:11] Tsukuyo
At least be gentle.
[06:19] Tsukuyo
No...
[06:33] Kurage
Good morning, Tsukuyo-oneechan.
[06:36] Tsukuyo
Good morning, Kurage-san.
[06:40] Kurage
Could you let go of me?
[06:44] Tsukuyo
Okay.
[06:45] Tsukuyo
I'll buy you a chocolate parfait
if you don't tell anyone.
[06:49] Kurage
Make it extra large.
[06:51] Tsukuyo
Okay.
[06:57] Tsukuyo
I can't believe I dreamed about that.
[07:00] Tsukuyo
Am I that unfulfilled?
[07:02] Akagami
Tsukuyo-san.
[07:06] Akagami
Good morning.
[07:09] Tsukuyo
Hey.
[07:10] Akagami
Time to make breakfast.
[07:13] Akagami
All right. Here we go.
[07:13] Tsukuyo
He looks so carefree.
[07:16] Tsukuyo
I only dreamed about that because he kissed me.
[07:22] Tsukuyo
Well, it was an accident. It's in the past now.
[07:26] Mia
Akagami!
[07:29] Mia
What's on the menu today?
[07:31] Akagami
We're having fried fish this morning.
[07:33] Mia
Fried fish!
[07:34] Tsukuyo
Huh? Come to think of it...
[07:34] Akagami
Wait a little longer, okay?
[07:36] Mia
Okay!
[07:37] Tsukuyo
When did those two get so close?
[07:45] Kagura
It's interesting, isn't it?
[07:47] Tsukuyo
Kagura, how are you so invisible?
[07:52] Kagura
I believe this is the reason.
[07:56] Tsukuyo
A camera?
[08:02] Mia
Akagami, it's too much.
[08:04] Mia
Go slower.
[08:07] Tsukuyo
What?!
[08:11] Akagami
We're just getting started, Mia-san.
[08:13] Kagura
This is known as Twister penance.
[08:16] Tsukuyo
Hey, whoa! Wh-Wh-Wh-Why are
you showing me a dirty video?!
[08:22] Tsukuyo
Wait... was that Akagami and Mia?
[08:25] Kagura
Yes. Would you like to see more?
[08:29] Tsukuyo
Don't show me that!
[08:31] Kagura
Just look at that bright light.
[08:33] Tsukuyo
Those two are an item?
[08:36] Tsukuyo
But Mia hated Akagami at first.
[08:42] Akagami
Whoops.
[08:43] Mia
I'm sorry, Akagami. I tripped.
[08:47] Akagami
Are you all right, Mia-san?
[08:50] Mia
I'm fine.
[08:53] Mia
I just got a little turned on.
[08:56] Tsukuyo
She's totally in love with him!
[08:58] Tsukuyo
Not only that, but she's turned on?!
[09:04] Tsukuyo
Let's begin the interrogation.
[09:06] Kagura
I'm Kagura, the secretary.
[09:08] Mia
What's going on here?!
[09:10] Kagura
We didn't need to invite Akagami-san?
[09:13] Tsukuyo
No. I can't look him in the face right now.
[09:16] Tsukuyo
Wait, Kagura, are you interested, too?
[09:20] Kagura
I'm just interested in recording
everything Mia-san does.
[09:24] Tsukuyo
I see. That's fine, then.
[09:26] Tuskuyo
The truth is, I've heard discipline
around the temple has gotten a little lax.
[09:30] Tsukuyo
Not only that, but you're suspected
to be at the center of it.
[09:34] Mia
Wha...
[09:35] Mia
I won't let you talk like that!
[09:37] Mia
There isn't a single shameful thing about me!
[09:41] Tsukuyo
Then you'd be willing to answer
any question, wouldn't you?
[09:44] Mia
Of course!
[09:47] Tsukuyo
I see. In that case...
[09:49] Tsukuyo
Mia, do you like Akagami?
[10:02] Mia
I-I don't...
[10:04] Tsukuyo
What?
[10:07] Mia
Why are you asking me about that?
[10:10] Tsukuyo
What?
[10:10] Kagura
Oh?
[10:11] Tsukuyo
But you've gotten a lot closer recently.
[10:14] Mia
Oh, that's what you meant.
[10:17] Mia
We're training partners.
It's only natural for us to get along.
[10:20] Mia
I suppose I like him in that regard.
[10:22] Kagura
Oh, my.
[10:23] Tsukuyo
Partners?
[10:25] Mia
We clashed over some
misunderstandings at first,
[10:28] Mia
and now we've simply reconciled.
[10:30] Tsukuyo
Oh, I see.
[10:32] Tsukuyo
So it was just my imagination.
[10:34] Mia
Besides...
[10:36] Mia
Don't you think Akagami is
the world's most handsome man?
[10:40] Tsukuyo
Huh?
[10:41] Mia
I actually came to Japan
for spiritual training.
[10:45] Mia
I decided to fight my own worldly desires.
[10:48] Mia
In that regard, Akagami is the ideal partner.
[10:52] Mia
I have an incredibly handsome man by my side.
[10:54] Mia
Every day my desires are stoked,
and I'm constantly turned on.
[10:59] Mia
I felt we were destined to meet.
[11:04] Mia
I wish I could spend my entire life with him.
[11:10] Tsukuyo
Let's continue the interrogation.
[11:12] Mia
But why?!
[11:14] Mia
Kagura! Why are you tying me up, Kagura?!
[11:17] Tsukuyo
Destined to meet? Spend their lives together?
[11:17] Mia
You're going to rip my arms off!
[11:20] Tsukuyo
She more than just likes him, then!
[11:25] Tuskuyo
Does Akagami know this?
[11:26] Tsukuyo
Did he take advantage of that?
[11:28] Tsukuyo
But... But...
[11:31] Tsukuyo
He did lots of stuff to me, too. And...
[11:36] (Flashback) Akagami
I think I wanted to make you happy.
[11:43] Tsukuyo
He even said that.
[11:45] Kagura
Oh?
[11:47] Kagura
Tsukuyo-san, your face is bright red.
[11:50] Mia
You're that upset?! It's not like that!
[11:54] Tsukuyo
I'm not upset or anything!
[11:56] Kagura
My, my. Please forgive me.
[12:00] Kagura
I was under the impression you were jealous.
[12:08] Tsukuyo
What?! I don't have any feelings for Akagami!
[12:11] Akagami
You called?
[12:14] Akagami
It looks like you're having fun in...
[12:24] Mia
Akagami...
[12:26] Akagami
Mia-san...
[12:27] Akagami
What in the world are they doing for fun?!
[12:30] Akagami
Tsukuyo-san, what is this?
[12:33] Akagami
Tsukuyo-san?
[12:34] Kagura
She's bright red. I wonder why.
SIGN She's
bright
red
SIGN I
wonder
why
[12:38] Tsukuyo
Don't look at my face.
[12:40] Akagami
You've been doing something that
makes you want to hide your face?!
[12:45] Kagura
Akagami-san, would you like to join us?
[12:48] Akagami
Of course I—
[12:50] Mia
Akagami!
[12:52] Tsukuyo
I'll ask him directly about that video.
[12:56] Tsukuyo
Kagura, show him the evidence!
[12:58] Kagura
Okay.
[13:00] Kagura
Oh? Where did my camera go?
[13:02] Kurage
Kagura-san, is this your camera?
[13:06] Tsukuyo
Kurage?!
[13:08] Tsukuyo
This is bad. That video is too explicit for her.
[13:10] Tsukuyo
Don't play that video!
[13:12] Kurage
Play what?
[13:14] Tsukuyo
I said don't!
[13:16] Tsukuyo
Whatever you do, don't watch it!
[13:18] Kurage
They're panting for some reason.
[13:20] Tsukuyo
Kurage, listen to your older sister for once!
[13:24] Tsukuyo
I accidentally showed my pure
little sister that filthy video.
[13:29] Kurage
This looks like a fun game.
[13:32] Tsukuyo
Huh?
[13:33] Mia
What are you watching?
[13:35] Akagami
Oh, you recorded our time in the storage shed.
[13:40] Tsukuyo
Huh? What? Game?
[13:42] Kurage
Yeah. Look, there's a mat on the ground.
[13:46] Tsukuyo
Huh?
[13:48] Tsukuyo
O-Oh, I see. I totally thought...
[13:52] Kurage
You totally thought?
[13:54] Kurage
You totally thought what?
[13:57] Kurage
What did you think this video was of?
[14:05] Tsukuyo
I'll buy you a strawberry parfait.
[14:08] Kurage
Why?
SIGN No one who walks stealthily
is up to any good.
[14:18] Akagami
We're broke!
[14:22] Akagami
The temple's been hemorrhaging
money over the New Year.
[14:25] Akagami
We collected hardly anything
from the parishioners.
[14:29] Akagami
At this rate, we won't be able to save
anything for repairs on the principle figure.
[14:33] Akagami
No, I mustn't get discouraged.
[14:36] Akagami
I'll do what I can.
[14:39] Akagami
I'll start by saving on food expenses
as much as possible.
[14:47] Akagami
Eek!
[14:50] Mia
What's wrong, Akagami? I heard
what sounded like a young lady's scream!
[14:54] Akagami
The rice... The rice...
[14:56] Akagami
The rice is gone!
[14:59] Mia
What?!
[15:01] Mia
If we're out of rice,
then shouldn't we simply buy more?
[15:05] Akagami
Well, yes...
[15:07] Akagami
But we're broke.
[15:09] Mia
Ah, I see.
[15:13] Mia
Fret not, Akagami.
[15:15] Mia
Japan has a system known as annual tribute.
[15:17] Mia
This should allow us to acquire rice for free.
[15:21] Akagami
Mia-san, we don't do that in modern day Japan.
[15:23] Yuzuki
Akagami-kun, did something happen?
[15:26] Yuzuki
I thought I heard a young lady scream.
[15:28] Akagami
Yuzuki-san, we're out of rice.
[15:31] Yuzuki
Our stockpile finally ran out, huh?
[15:35] Yuzuki
Guess we'll have to go collect tribute.
[15:39] Mia
Huh?
[15:40] Akagami
Huh?
[15:42] Akagami
That's for real?
[15:45] Yuzuki
Mikazuki Temple owns a little bit of land.
So do other temples.
[15:50] Yuzuki
The people using the land pay us
an annual tribute in the form of rice.
[15:54] Akagami
In other words, it's like rent.
[15:57] Yuzuki
I guess so.
[15:58] Akagami
Why do you collect tribute instead of money?
[16:01] Yuzuki
Because the goal of a temple
isn't to make a profit.
[16:05] Yuzuki
We offer our services out of kindness.
[16:08] Akagami
I see.
[16:10] Mia
Sounds like you've been slacking
in your studies, Akagami.
[16:14] Akagami
I feel so defeated.
[16:16] Akagami
Was it all right for us to come with you?
[16:20] Akagami
It's not rude of us to suddenly show up?
[16:21] Yuzuki
Of course it's fine.
[16:23] Yuzuki
Rice is heavy, so I appreciate the help.
[16:26] Yuzuki
Besides, meeting our parishioners
is a part of your training.
[16:31] Both
Training?
[16:32] Yuzuki
The fourth key to achieving enlightenment:
[16:35] Yuzuki
value all your bonds and be grateful for them.
[16:39] Yuzuki
All things are bound together by our bonds.
SIGN Bond
SIGN Cause
[16:42] Yuzuki
Everything has meaning.
SIGN Connection
[16:46] Yuzuki
It's no mere coincidence that
you came to Mikazuki Temple, Mia,
[16:50] Yuzuki
or that you're working here, Akagami-kun.
[16:53] Mia
That's...
[16:54] Akagami
That's true.
[16:55] Yuzuki
Since bonds are so important, we should
express our gratitude for them every day.
[17:00] Yuzuki
The people we're going to see
[17:03] Yuzuki
became parishioners of Mikazuki Temple
through their own connections, too.
SIGN Mikazuki Temple
[17:06] Yuzuki
We should know the people
our temple exists to serve.
[17:13] Akagami
All right. Then let's go see these people
and express our gratitude!
[17:18] Mia
Yeah!
[17:20] Parishioner 1
Ain't got no rice. Get outta here.
[17:29] Parishioner 1
Leave.
[17:33] Mia
Yuzuki-san?!
[17:34] Akagami
L-Let's try the next place.
[17:37] Parishioner 2
Tribute in this day and age? Now that's funny.
[17:41] Akagami
Sir, we'd like some rice.
[17:43] Parishioner 3
What?
[17:44] Akagami
I said, we're here to collect tribute.
[17:45] Parishioner 3
What?
[17:47] Parishioner 4
Sure, I'll give you some
if you'll clean my house.
[17:50] Both
What?!
[17:51] Akagami
Why are we cleaning? Is this fate, as well?
[17:54] Yuzuki
Now, now.
[17:56] Mia
The closet collapsed!
[18:01] Akagami
What are we doing?
[18:03] Akagami
We never got any rice in the end.
[18:05] Yuzuki
Well, normally, parishioners
deliver their tribute.
[18:10] Yuzuki
The places we visited today are
behind on their offerings because
[18:13] Yuzuki
they've got a lot going on.
[18:14] Akagami
In other words, they're troubled people.
[18:17] Yuzuki
Well, uh... yeah.
[18:20] Yuzuki
Next house! Our next stop's
the last one, okay? Chin up!
[18:27] Tendou
Welcome, Yuzuki-chan.
[18:29] Tendou
Thanks for making the trip.
[18:30] Yuzuki
Thank you for having us.
[18:32] Tendou
It's fine. Oh, I haven't seen those two before.
[18:36] Tendou
Thanks for coming all this way.
[18:38] Tendou
I accidentally broke my leg, you know?
[18:40] Tendou
The rice is in the yard.
[18:42] Tendou
Take as much as you'd like.
[18:45] Both
She's a goddess!
[18:46] Tendou
What? You think I'm that beautiful?
[18:51] Akagami
You've got some cute kids.
[18:53] Asahi
Mom.
[18:56] Asahi
Do we have guests?
[18:57] Hinata
Hey, it's Yuzuki-oneechan!
[18:59] Yuzuki
Hello.
[19:01] Mia
Aw, how cute.
[19:02] Both
Welcome!
[19:04] Yuzuki
Let's play. What do you want to do?
[19:06] Both
Hooray!
[19:07] Tendou
Now, now. She's busy.
[19:10] Asahi
In that case...
[19:11] Both
Show us your boobs!
[19:13] Yuzuki
No.
[19:14] Yuzuki
They ask every time.
[19:14] Both
Boobs, boobs, boobs!
[19:17] Tendou
Sorry. They just really love boobs, you know?
[19:21] Yuzuki
Why are they so desperate to see them?
[19:24] Akagami
Who wouldn't want to see—
[19:26] Yuzuki
Akagami-kun?!
[19:28] Akagami
Am I mentally on the same
level as young children?
[19:33] Mia
You disappoint me, children.
[19:35] Mia
You won't grow up into
decent adults acting like that.
[19:40] Mia
Only by defeating their worldly desires
do people grow up right.
[19:44] Asahi
I see.
[19:46] Hinata
Okay, miss.
[19:48] Mia
I'm glad you understand.
[19:49] Asahi
In that case...
[19:51] Hinata
Show us a decent adult's boobs!
[19:53] Mia
How did you reach that conclusion?!
[19:55] Asahi
Show us!
[19:56] Hinata
Boobs, boobs, boobs!
[19:58] Yuzuki
Oh, my. What a disaster.
[20:01] Tendou
You're Akagami-kun, right?
Yuzuki-chan's told me about you.
[20:04] Akagami
Oh, I hadn't introduced myself yet.
[20:06] Akagami
My name is Akagami. Nice to meet you.
[20:11] Tendou
Sorry about all the fuss.
[20:14] Akagami
It's fine. Compared to the other
parishioners, this is nothing.
[20:17] Tendou
Did you run into some trouble?
[20:19] Akagami
Honestly, I never want to see them again.
[20:23] Tendou
I like you.
[20:25] Tendou
They didn't used to be like that.
[20:28] Akagami
What?
[20:29] Tendou
When Yuzuki-chan's mom, Tsukina-san,
was around, nobody failed to pay tribute.
[20:36] Tendou
After all, she was terrifying.
[20:39] Tendou
She hit me more than once.
[20:42] Akagami
What?!
[20:43] Tendou
But she also made us feel secure.
[20:46] Tendou
Everyone's anxious now that Tsukina-san's gone.
[20:51] Tendou
They're wondering what's going
to happen to Mikazuki Temple.
[20:55] Akagami
Why did she leave?
[20:58] Tendou
I don't know the details, either.
[21:01] Tendou
I heard she lives at the main temple now.
[21:04] Mia
Akagami!
[21:09] Yuzuki
Akagami-kun!
[21:11] Asahi
Great boobs.
[21:12] Hinata
Lucky.
[21:14] Tendou
Cut that out, you pervy brats!
[21:17] Tendou
Sorry about today.
[21:19] Tendou
I know this doesn't make up for it, but...
[21:24] Mia
This is a huge amount.
[21:26] Tendou
Be careful. They're heavy.
[21:30] Akagami
They certainly are heavy.
[21:33] Akagami
Straw bags?
[21:35] Akagami
Ah... I knew I'd seen these before.
[21:41] Akagami
I saw them back then.
[21:43] Yuzuki
Is something the matter, Akagami-kun?
[21:46] Akagami
No.
[21:47] Akagami
I just felt a sense of destiny.
[21:53] Yuzuki
I see.
[21:54] Akagami
That's right.
[21:55] Akagami
I should be grateful I met Yuzuki-san
and do everything I can to support her.
[22:00] Yuzuki
Hup.
[22:02] Yuzuki
Shall we go, then?
[22:06] Mia
You're so strong, Yuzuki-san.
[22:09] Akagami
Does she really need my support?
SIGN Next Time
The Body Doesn't Lie
[23:45] Tsukuyo
What was your first dream of the year about?
[23:47] Kurage
Akagami-san was hanging loose.
[23:49] Tsukuyo
What was loose?
[23:50] Kurage
So were you and Tsukuyo-oneechan.
[23:53] Tsukuyo
What exactly were we doing?!
[23:54] Kurage
Hanging loose and spreading the love.
[23:57] Tsukuyo
Love, huh?
E11 - The Body Doesn't Lie
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[00:00] (Flashback) Kiki
There are steps that must be taken
to become a head priest.
[00:03] (Flashback) Kiki
Before entering the training ground,
you must first undergo "tokudo."
[00:07] (Flashback) Kiki
It involves studying sutras
and rituals under a master
[00:11] (Flashback) Kiki
and earning the right to become a priest.
[00:13] (Flashback) Kiki
Put simply, it's becoming a priest.
[00:17] (Flashback) Kiki
Yuzuki hasn't undergone tokudo yet, either.
[00:20] (Flashback) Both
Huh?
[00:21] (Flashback) Kiki
Like you, she hasn't even become a priest yet.
[00:25] (Flashback) Kiki
Normally, my students train for
a year before undergoing tokudo,
[00:29] (Flashback) Kiki
but she's attempting to do that in six months,
[00:32] (Flashback) Kiki
while attending school, no less,
[00:35] (Flashback) Kiki
so she can become a head priest
as quickly as possible.
[00:39] (Flashback) Hoan
You will undergo tokudo within three months.
[00:42] (Flashback) Hoan
If you can't, then I'd like to
call off our engagement.
[00:49] (Flashback) Kiki
There's a problem with your
tokudo ceremony, Yuzuki.
[00:52] (Flashback) Kiki
The ceremony is held at the temple
the candidate trains at.
[00:56] (Flashback) Kiki
In other words, it'd be in the
main hall of this temple.
[00:59] (Flashback) Akagami
Okay...
[01:00] (Flashback) Kiki
Several important members of the
sect attend the ceremony, as well.
[01:04] (Flashback) Kiki
And the temple where the ceremony
is held is subject to an inspection.
SIGN Duct Tape
[01:15] (Flashback) Yuzuki
We can't afford to repair...
[01:17] (Flashback) Akagami
...the temple's principal figure!
[01:23] Kiki
As you can see,
[01:25] Kiki
in order for the tokudo ceremony
to be held at this temple,
[01:28] Kiki
the principal figure must be repaired.
[01:30] Kiki
At the very least, we must do
something about its broken neck.
[01:33] Kiki
I asked around for some quotes,
[01:37] Kiki
and at minimum, the repairs will cost 500,000.
[01:44] Akagami
That's a lot of money.
[01:46] Kiki
It's my fault. I'm sorry.
[01:50] Yuzuki
Don't worry.
[01:53] Yuzuki
I'll figure something out.
[01:58] Akagami
Yuzuki-san, how can you be so sure?
[02:01] Yuzuki
I have a feeling it'll be fine, so it'll be fine.
[02:03] Akagami
Has your meat-headedness
progressed that far?!
[02:06] Kiki
Were you listening to anything I said, Yuzuki?!
[02:08] Akagami
We're talking about 500,000 yen!
[02:09] Akagami
That's not an easy amount to raise!
[02:12] Yuzuki
We're always broke and short-staffed.
[02:15] Yuzuki
We haven't even been able to properly
repair our principle figure.
[02:20] Yuzuki
Hoan-san knew that.
[02:22] Yuzuki
He knew that and insisted I undergo
tokudo within three months.
[02:27] Yuzuki
If I can't manage this, then it's impossible
for me to overcome my reality.
[02:33] Yuzuki
Leave it to me, Kiki-san and Akagami-kun.
[02:36] Yuzuki
After all...
[02:39] Yuzuki
I'm going to take over Mikazuki Temple!
SIGN Episode 11:
The Body Doesn't Lie
[04:15] Akagami
I can't allow Yuzuki-san to take
on the entire burden alone.
SIGN Looking For Part-time Employees
SIGN No experience necessary!!
SIGN 45458181
listings nationwide
SIGN A website
for finding
part-time work
SIGN Register your contact information (free) here!!
[04:28] Akagami
My contact information, huh?
[04:31] Akagami
I can't let the others find out,
so I can't use this temple's number.
[04:37] Akagami
But I don't have a phone.
[04:43] Akagami
I suppose I can borrow one for now.
[04:47] Akagami
Yuzuki-san, do you have a moment?
[04:50] Yuzuki
Huh? Akagami-kun?
[04:53] Yuzuki
Give me a second.
[04:55] Akagami
What?
[05:01] Yuzuki
Thanks for waiting.
[05:09] Yuzuki
What do you need at this hour?
[05:12] Yuzuki
Let's not talk in the hallway.
[05:15] Yuzuki
Would you like to come in?
[05:18] Yuzuki
So...
[05:21] Yuzuki
Do you need something?
[05:23] Akagami
What?
[05:25] Akagami
Am I not supposed to say anything?
[05:29] Akagami
She's wearing a maid uniform, isn't she?
[05:32] Akagami
Why is she acting like she always does?
[05:36] Yuzuki
What's the matter, Akagami-kun?
[05:37] Akagami
Nothing!
[05:42] Akagami
Calm down. I only came to borrow a phone.
[05:47] Akagami
I have a request.
[05:51] Yuzuki
A request?
[05:52] Yuzuki
A request, is it?
[05:54] Yuzuki
Don't be shy, Master.
You can ask me whatever you'd like.
[05:59] Akagami
Ph-Phone...
[06:00] Yuzuki
How shall I serve you?
[06:03] Akagami
A ph-phone...
[06:06] Akagami
Please lend me a phone.
[06:08] Yuzuki
Sure!
[06:10] Akagami
My brain won't stop showing me
images of maid role-play!
[06:13] Akagami
I'm never going to last like this!
[06:15] Yuzuki
A phone, right? Hold on.
[06:17] Yuzuki
Huh? Where is it?
[06:25] Yuzuki
Oh, so it did fall down here.
[06:28] Yuzuki
Almost there.
[06:31] Yuzuki
I found it, Akagami-kun.
[06:34] Yuzuki
You're bleeding like crazy!
[06:35] Yuzuki
Are you okay? You're acting weird!
[06:38] Akagami
Should you be saying that?!
[06:41] Yuzuki
So, what do you need it for?
[06:45] Akagami
I was hoping to borrow your phone number.
[06:48] Akagami
I need contact information to work.
[06:53] Akagami
Mission accomplished.
[06:58] Akagami
Yuzuki-san?
[07:00] Yuzuki
Yeah.
[07:04] Yuzuki
Akagami-kun, what kind of
clothes are you wearing?
[07:08] Akagami
Is this some kind of joke?
[07:10] Akagami
Is she hoping I'll comment on her maid uniform?
[07:13] Akagami
I don't know, but I'll give
her the straight answer.
[07:16] Akagami
Monk's work clothes.
[07:26] Yuzuki
Yes, that's right.
[07:30] Yuzuki
And you're wearing them
because you're in training.
[07:32] Yuzuki
Right now, you should be focusing on your
training instead of thinking about working.
[07:38] Akagami
But I need to contribute as much as possible
to the principle figure's repairs!
[07:42] Yuzuki
I'll work. Don't you worry about it.
[07:44] Akagami
Aren't you in training, too?!
[07:46] Akagami
Besides, it'll take a long time
[07:48] Akagami
for a high school student working
part time to earn 500,000.
[07:52] Yuzuki
It'll be okay.
[07:54] Yuzuki
I'm planning to work five or six jobs.
[07:56] Akagami
That doesn't sound okay at all!
[07:57] Akagami
Your meat-headedness has gone too far!
[07:59] Yuzuki
No, it'll work out.
[08:01] Akagami
At least allow us to help—
[08:03] Yuzuki
Akagami-kun.
[08:05] Yuzuki
I started this.
[08:08] Yuzuki
Imposing on everyone else would be wrong.
[08:12] Akagami
Yuzuki-san...
[08:14] Yuzuki
Besides, my mom did it alone.
[08:18] Akagami
What?
[08:19] Akagami
Yuzuki-san's mother is that woman
Tsukina-san, who Tendou-san mentioned.
[08:24] Yuzuki
It's okay, Akagami-kun.
[08:29] Yuzuki
I'll figure something out.
[08:32] Akagami
Wh-What will you do, exactly?
[08:34] Yuzuki
Well... I'll double my shifts.
[08:38] Akagami
That's just not possible, Yuzuki-san!
[08:40] Akagami
Are you dumb?!
[08:42] Yuzuki
What?!
[08:43] Akagami
I have plenty of work experience.
Let me handle this.
[08:47] Yuzuki
You don't sound very convincing when you
won't even look at me, Akagami-kun!
[08:51] Akagami
Crap! I couldn't stand looking directly at her!
[08:54] Yuzuki
I'm so stupid, you can't bear to look at me?
[08:57] Akagami
No, that's not what I meant.
[08:59] Yuzuki
Then are you refusing to
look at me because I'm right?
[09:03] Akagami
Wha—
[09:04] Yuzuki
Then let me handle this.
[09:05] Akagami
I can't help it! Just look at how you're dressed!
[09:10] Yuzuki
Huh?
[09:14] Yuzuki
No way! I've been wearing this the whole time?
[09:17] Akagami
You're wearing the cutest,
sexiest outfit I can imagine!
[09:21] Akagami
You look exceptionally beautiful when
our eyes meet, and your charms are—
[09:24] Yuzuki
You idiot, Akagami-kun!
This is too embarrassing!
[09:27] Yuzuki
There's a reason for this.
[09:29] Akagami
The desire to be served by you
was too much for me!
[09:32] Yuzuki
Please, listen to me!
[09:35] Akagami
In other words, that maid uniform
is your friend's work uniform.
[09:41] Akagami
She suggested you work together,
so you borrowed hers so you could try it on.
[09:47] Akagami
And I showed up after
you fell asleep wearing it.
[09:52] Yuzuki
I was half-asleep.
I'm exhausted from looking for work.
[09:58] Akagami
See? You're already tired!
[10:02] Yuzuki
I-I'm not tired!
[10:05] Akagami
You're still determined to resist me?
[10:07] Yuzuki
I'm not tired!
[10:08] Akagami
That outfit is proof of your exhaustion.
[10:14] Yuzuki
Then let's make a bet!
[10:15] Akagami
Huh?
[10:16] Yuzuki
Test me to see if I'm actually tired.
[10:20] Yuzuki
If you can make me fall asleep, then you win.
[10:24] Akagami
M-Make you fall asleep? But how?
[10:28] Yuzuki
Maybe with a massage or something!
[10:30] Akagami
You want me to serve a maid?
[10:32] Yuzuki
Go right ahead.
[10:33] Akagami
Seriously?
[10:34] Akagami
No, I can't do this.
[10:36] Akagami
Just looking at her does that to me.
Touching her directly is impossible.
[10:40] Yuzuki
What's the matter, Akagami-kun?
[10:43] Akagami
N-Nothing.
[10:46] Yuzuki
Do you admit defeat?
[10:48] Yuzuki
Then I can't lend you my phone.
[10:51] Akagami
In that case, excuse me.
[10:56] Yuzuki
Looks like you've found your motivation.
[10:58] Yuzuki
But my training has toughened me—
[11:03] Yuzuki
What... is this?
[11:06] Yuzuki
This isn't fair. Why are you so good at this?
[11:10] Akagami
This feeling, this reaction...
[11:14] Yuzuki
Right there.
[11:16] Akagami
She really is exhausted.
[11:19] Akagami
The body doesn't lie, Yuzuki-san.
[11:22] Akagami
I'll begin by promoting the
flow of lymphatic fluid
[11:25] Akagami
from the back of her neck
to her shoulder blades.
[11:29] Akagami
Next, I'll stretch her lower body and improve
circulation throughout her entire body.
[11:36] Eromitsu
Her side-boobs are wide open.
[11:39] Eromitsu
It'd just be a little accident.
[11:41] Bakagami
Don't forget her rear and thighs.
[11:44] Bakagami
You have to loosen up her entire body evenly.
[11:48] Both
Do it! Do it! Do it!
[11:51] Yuzuki
Akagami-kun...
[11:58] Akagami
I must hurry! My sense of reason won't last!
[12:07] Yuzuki
Akagami-kun!
[12:09] Yuzuki
Wait! Oh!
[12:14] Yuzuki
No!
[12:16] Tsukuyo
Yeah, no way.
[12:19] Tsukuyo
Akagami, you finally—
[12:24] Yuzuki
It's so good!
[12:26] Tsukuyo
You're wrestling now?!
[12:29] Yuzuki
I endured it.
[12:30] Tsukuyo
Yuzu-nee, why are you wearing a maid uniform?
[12:33] Akagami
Tsukuyo-san, there's a reason for this.
[12:36] Yuzuki
I won our...
[12:43] Yuzuki
See? I'm not tired at...
[12:46] Akagami
Yuzuki-san, give it up already.
[12:48] Yuzuki
I can do it myself.
[12:51] Akagami
Why are you being so stubborn?
[12:54] Yuzuki
B-Because...
[12:55] Yuzuki
Forget it!
[12:57] Yuzuki
It's none of your business!
[13:05] Akagami
I see.
[13:08] Yuzuki
Akagami-kun—
[13:09] Akagami
Since it's none of my business,
I'll do what I want!
[13:13] Akagami
Tsukuyo-san!
[13:14] Tsukuyo
Yes?
[13:14] Akagami
Will you go out with me?
[13:17] Tsukuyo
What?
[13:18] Akagami
Let's go out together tomorrow.
[13:20] Tsukuyo
Huh?
[13:21] Tsukuyo
Go out—what?
[13:25] Tsukuyo
What?!
SIGN A trick up the sleeve.
[13:35] Akagami
Tsukuyo-san, will you go out with me?
[13:40] Tsukuyo
What?
[13:42] Akagami
Will you marry me, too?
[13:44] Tsukuyo
Huh?
[13:45] Akagami
We'll consummate our marriage immediately.
[13:47] Tsukuyo
Consummate?
[13:48] Akagami
And have children. So many, many children.
[13:51] Tsukuyo
Hey, wait!
[13:52] Tsukuyo
No!
[13:59] Tsukuyo
What would you like?
[14:00] Kurage
Three trips to a sweets buffet.
[14:03] Tsukuyo
Would you settle for two?
[14:05] Kurage
No.
[14:07] Tsukuyo
Okay.
[14:14] Tsukuyo
Was what he said yesterday
a confession of his feelings?
[14:18] (Flashback) Akagami
Will you go out with me?
[14:21] (Flashback) Tsukuyo
What?
[14:21] Tsukuyo
He even invited me on a date.
[14:25] Tsukuyo
When did Akagami develop feelings for me?
[14:29] Tsukuyo
Wait, am I misunderstanding
the situation again?
[14:33] Tsukuyo
Ugh, that seems possible.
[14:36] Tsukuyo
I totally am.
[14:40] Tsukuyo
Well, I won't be fooled again.
[14:42] Tsukuyo
Okay, I won't think too hard
about today. I'll take it easy.
SIGN Mikazuki Temple
SIGN Her Favorite Knit Sweater
SIGN Her Favorite Skirt
SIGN Brand-new Shoes
SIGN Max-effort "Natural" Makeup
[15:05] Tsukuyo
I totally didn't put any effort
into my appearance.
[15:09] Tsukuyo
I'm just excited to go out on my day off.
[15:13] Tsukuyo
I wouldn't want him to think I phoned it in.
[15:16] Akagami
Thank you for waiting.
[15:19] Akagami
Sorry, Tsukuyo-san.
My morning training made me late.
SIGN Same As Always
[15:27] Tsukuyo
See? I knew it.
[15:29] Tsukuyo
He's wearing his work clothes.
This doesn't feel like a date at all.
[15:36] Tsukuyo
I definitely misunderstood his intentions.
[15:40] Akagami
Huh?
[15:42] Akagami
Tsukuyo-san, you look
exceptionally pretty today.
[15:46] Akagami
I feel nervous going out
with such a beautiful lady.
[15:54] Tsukuyo
I never said I'd go out with you!
[15:57] Akagami
What? You won't go out with me?
[15:59] Tsukuyo
No, wait. Calm down.
[16:02] Tsukuyo
I'm not confused, okay? Let's go.
[16:06] Akagami
What? So you will come with me?
[16:09] Tsukuyo
So, where are we going?
[16:11] Akagami
To the phone shop.
[16:13] Akagami
I was hoping you'd show me the way.
[16:16] Tsukuyo
Oh, right. You lost your phone, right?
[16:20] Tsukuyo
Anything else?
[16:21] Akagami
That's all I had planned.
[16:23] Akagami
Is there anything you need to do?
[16:25] Tsukuyo
Not really. I just happened to be free today.
[16:31] Tsukuyo
That's all, huh?
[16:33] Tsukuyo
Yeah, yeah. I'm just here to be his guide.
[16:36] Tsukuyo
Have you already decided which phone you want?
[16:38] Akagami
Yes. I'd like to spend as
little money as possible.
[16:43] Tsukuyo
I see.
SIGN Couple's First Plan
980 yen/month
SIGN For cohabitating couples!
SIGN For couples with the same
name or address
[16:44] Akagami
I was thinking about buying this plan.
[16:50] Tsukuyo
For... cohabitating...
[16:53] Akagami
Yes. After all, we live together.
[16:56] Tsukuyo
We're just roommates!
[17:01] Clerk
You can't sign up for that plan with a minor.
[17:05] Akagami
I see.
[17:06] Tsukuyo
Well, yeah.
[17:08] Clerk
What about this plan instead?
SIGN 1080 yen/month
SIGN Super cheap!
SIGN Good value phone plan!
[17:12] Clerk
You'll have tons of time
to talk with your loved ones.
[17:15] Akagami
Looks like the base cost is pretty low.
[17:19] Akagami
I'll go with this, then.
[17:20] Akagami
I'd like to buy the phone using points, please.
[17:22] Clerk
Certainly.
[17:28] Clerk
One moment, please.
[17:33] Tsukuyo
Aw, man. This sucks.
[17:36] Tsukuyo
That clerk totally got the wrong idea about us.
[17:39] Tsukuyo
Is this his roundabout way of harassing me?
[17:44] Tsukuyo
I've had enough. I'm going home.
[17:47] Akagami
Here you go.
[17:48] Tsukuyo
Huh?
SIGN Tanu-Tanu
[17:49] Akagami
To thank you for today.
SIGN 100% Wild Animal
[17:51] Akagami
You like this drink, don't you?
[17:54] Tsukuyo
Yeah.
[17:55] Akagami
What? Did I get it wrong?
[17:56] Tsukuyo
No, you're right.
[17:59] Akagami
I thought so.
[18:03] Tsukuyo
Seriously?
[18:06] Tsukuyo
That useless dummy actually pays attention.
[18:12] Tsukuyo
Yum.
[18:13] Akagami
Now...
[18:15] Akagami
Shall we go home before it gets too late?
[18:24] Akagami
Tsukuyo-san?
[18:26] Tsukuyo
This was a misunderstanding.
[18:27] Tsukuyo
This was all my misunderstanding.
[18:31] Tsukuyo
Akagami's confession
and today's date. All of it.
[18:37] Tsukuyo
I'm definitely misunderstanding my own
desire to spend more time with him, but...
[18:44] Tsukuyo
Hey, Akagami.
[18:46] Akagami
Yes?
[18:49] Tsukuyo
Um...
[18:52] Tsukuyo
What am I trying to say?
[18:56] Tsukuyo
Can I really say that?
[19:01] Tsukuyo
Let's...
[19:04] Tsukuyo
Let's...
[19:06] Tsukuyo
Let's exchange contact information.
SIGN FSHHH
[19:09] Akagami
Gladly!
[19:14] Tsukuyo
I'll settle for this today.
SIGN Mikazuki Temple
SIGN My Card
SIGN Ta
SIGN Tsukuyo-san
SIGN A
Ka
Sa
Ta
Na
Ha
Ma
Ya
Ra
Wa
[19:22] Tsukuyo
What are you so excited about?
[19:25] Akagami
This is the first time I've exchanged
contact information with a woman.
[19:28] Tsukuyo
What? Really?
[19:30] Akagami
Women always run when they
hear the name "Akagami."
[19:34] Tsukuyo
Oh, right.
[19:36] Tsukuyo
I'm his first woman, huh?
[19:38] Tsukuyo
Wait, no. There's no deeper meaning here.
[19:43] Tsukuyo
Good thing so many girls live at our place.
[19:45] Tsukuyo
You'll exchange contacts with them all, right?
[19:47] Tsukuyo
So you'll rake in a bunch at once.
[19:49] Akagami
Now that you mention it, you're right.
[19:52] Tsukuyo
Isn't that why you bought a phone?
[19:55] Akagami
No, it's... How should I put this?
[19:58] Akagami
I wanted to conduct some...
secret communications.
[20:02] Tsukuyo
Secret?
SIGN Secret...
SIGN Only
exchanged
contact
info
with me
SIGN Only
exchanged
contact
info
with me
SIGN Plus
SIGN Only
exchanged
contact
info
with me
SIGN Plus
SIGN Secret
communications
SIGN Equals
SIGN Are you asleep?
[20:11] Akagami
Are you asleep?
SIGN I'm still up.
[20:12] Tsukuyo
I'm still up.
SIGN I'm still up.
SIGN Can I see you now?
[20:14] Akagami
Can I see you now?
[20:15] Sign
What?
SIGN Can I see you now?
SIGN What...?
[20:17] Akagami
Tsukuyo-san...
[20:19] Tsukuyo
We can't, Akagami. We'll wake the others.
[20:23] Akagami
Let's put on a show for them!
[20:25] Tsukuyo
Consummate!
SIGN BOOM
[20:31] Tsukuyo
Oh, come on! That's
definitely a misunderstanding!
[20:35] Akagami
What? It is? Wait, what is?
SIGN You have one new message.
SIGN You were a huge help today.
I think I'm really going to love this phone.
I hope you'll continue to help me in the future.
SIGN Akagami
[20:49] Akagami
You were a huge help today.
[20:51] Akagami
I think I'm really going to love this phone.
[20:53] Akagami
I hope you'll continue
to help me in the future.
SIGN I love you.
[21:01] Tsukuyo
Definitely a misunderstanding!
[22:42] Tsukuyo
I overslept.
[22:45] Tsukuyo
Good morning, Akagami.
[22:47] Akagami
Good timing, Tsukuyo-san.
[22:51] Akagami
We should break up.
[22:54] Tsukuyo
Huh?
[22:55] Akagami
I was actually bored by our consummation.
[22:58] Tsukuyo
Consummation? But we're not even dating.
[23:02] Tsukuyo
Wait, am I dreaming again?
[23:05] Akagami
Goodbye, Tsukuyo-san.
SIGN SHF
[23:07] Akagami
From now on, I'll be consummating
my relationship with this girl.
SIGN HA HA HA
[23:12] Tsukuyo
Akagami, who is she?!
[23:15] Tsukuyo
Also, what's with this background?
[23:18] Tsukuyo
You didn't have to include
this joke in my episode!
SIGN THROB
[23:28] Tsukuyo
Kurage, what is that?
[23:30] Kurage
Super surprise concrete.
[23:36] Tsukuyo
I wish you'd use something a little softer.
SIGN Akagami
SIGN You were a huge help today.
I think I'm really going to love this phone.
I hope you'll continue to help me in the future.
SIGN Battery is running low.
1% battery power remaining.
SIGN Power Saver Mode
[23:41] Kurage
Good morning.
[23:45] Kagura
Pop quiz: what's something you can't do alone?
SIGN Next Time
No One Should Live Alone
[23:49] Yuzuki
K-Kiss.
[23:51] Tsukuyo
G-Get married.
[23:52] Kurage
H-Hug.
[23:54] Mia
Sex!
[23:55] Kagura
All worldly desires...
E12 - No One Should Live Alone
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[00:05] (Flashback) Tsukina
You want to take over Mikazuki Temple?
[00:08] (Flashback) Tsukina
Are you serious about that, Yuzuki?
[00:10] (Flashback) Young Yuzuki
Yeah.
[00:11] (Flashback) Tsukina
Taking over a temple is a lot of work.
[00:13] (Flashback) Tsukina
Why do you want to do it?
[00:15] (Flashback) Young Yuzuki
Because I...
[01:50] Yuzuki
I haven't spoken with Akagami-kun
at all since then.
[01:54] (Flashback) Yuzuki
Forget it!
[01:56] (Flashback) Yuzuki
It's none of your business!
SIGN Episode 12:
No One Should Live Alone
[01:58] Yuzuki
Is he mad? He must be mad.
[02:03] Yuzuki
I should apologize.
[02:06] Yuzuki
Yeah, that's what I'll do.
I'm sure he'll understand.
[02:11] Akagami
Thank you so much.
[02:12] Yuzuki
That's Akagami-kun's voice.
[02:14] Tsukuyo
It's fine. Just don't lose it again.
[02:16] Akagami
I'll be careful.
[02:18] Tsukuyo
If you have any questions
about how to use it,
[02:21] Akagami
Thank you.
[02:21] Tsukuyo
I'd be willing to teach you.
[02:24] Yuzuki
Wait, what? Why am I running away?
[02:36] Akagami
No decent posts on job hunting
sites at the start of the year.
[02:41] (Flashback) Akagami
Since it's none of my business,
I'll do what I want!
[02:45] Akagami
That was childish of me.
[02:48] Akagami
All right! I'll talk to her today
so we can reconcile!
[02:53] Yuzuki
Good morning, Akagami-kun!
[02:56] Akagami
G-Good morning.
[02:59] Yuzuki
Let's do our best today.
[03:02] Akagami
Right...
[03:05] Akagami
Yuzuki-san?!
[03:07] Yuzuki
It must be good luck to get buried
under a pile of Buddhist objects.
[03:11] Akagami
Are you all right?
[03:13] Yuzuki
I'm fine. Don't worry about me.
[03:15] Akagami
Um... Yuzuki-san, I'd like to speak with you.
[03:19] Kiki
Hold it.
[03:21] Kagami
Kiki-san?
[03:22] Kiki
Yuzuki, could you take those
to the storage shed?
[03:26] Yuzuki
Okay.
[03:27] Kiki
Akagami, come with me. We need to talk.
[03:33] Akagami
What did you want to discuss?
[03:37] Kiki
Did something happen between you and Yuzuki?
[03:40] Akagami
Well, actually...
SIGN SIGH
[03:47] Kiki
Oh, so it's just a couple's quarrel.
[03:49] Akagami
Actually, it's a regular quarrel.
[03:52] Kiki
You two are totally in love, aren't you?
[03:54] Akagami
At first, we were both just being stubborn,
but it escalated this time.
[03:59] Kiki
I see.
[04:02] Kiki
Akagami, what's this?
[04:05] Akagami
Boobs.
[04:06] Kiki
That's right. It's me, Kiki.
[04:09] Akagami
Yes, of course that's what I was thinking.
[04:13] Kiki
Nun, head priest, master...
[04:15] Kiki
I'm a single human perceived
differently by different people,
[04:19] Kiki
though apparently you could
only recognize me as boobs.
SIGN Eep!
[04:22] Akagami
Eep!
[04:23] Kiki
Point at the moon, and you see a finger.
[04:25] Kiki
People get distracted by the pointing finger
when a person points at the moon.
[04:32] Kiki
I pointed at my breasts earlier because
I knew you'd make that mistake.
[04:36] Akagami
That's not fair!
[04:38] Kiki
I'm telling you not to lose
sight of what matters.
[04:41] Kiki
A finger is an obvious sign,
but if you get too distracted,
[04:45] Kiki
you'll never reach the moon
you should be looking at.
[04:48] Akagami
What does that mean?
[04:51] Kiki
How do you see Yuzuki?
[04:56] Akagami
Yuzuki-san is dependable.
[04:59] Akagami
She can be a bit careless,
[05:01] Akagami
but she has her head on straight
and is always so positive.
[05:07] Akagami
She's much stronger than I am.
[05:10] Kiki
That's your bias speaking, Akagami.
[05:14] Akagami
What?
[05:15] Kurage
Kiki-san, you have a guest.
[05:18] Kiki
What do they want?
[05:20] Kurage
They want to leave the temple (ridan).
SIGN Ridan
[05:22] Kiki
This is our chance!
[05:24] Akagami
What do you mean?!
[05:25] Kiki
We can collect their ridan fee!
[05:27] Kiki
They'll pay us to remove their family's
grave and express their gratitude.
SIGN Ridan
SIGN "Ridan" is the act
of ending a relationship
between a temple
and its supporters.
SIGN When the relationship
is ended, the supporters'
graves are removed
or transferred.
[05:30] Akagami
Shouldn't we be unhappy about
supporters leaving the temple?
[05:33] Kiki
What matters right now is the money.
[05:36] Kiki
This is a blessing from the Buddha.
[05:38] Akagami
Her perception is totally warped!
[05:40] Kiki
Leave it to me.
[05:42] Kiki
I'll make them cough up a hundred
times the market price.
[05:45] Akagami
Master, I think that's a bit much!
[05:55] Yuzuki
They're going to transfer their grave
to another temple in their neighborhood.
[05:59] Yuzuki
Our location's not good for them.
[06:01] Kiki
Did our guests leave? Did they pay a ridan fee?
[06:04] Yuzuki
What? No.
[06:06] Yuzuki
My mom decided we wouldn't collect
withdrawal fees from supporters
[06:11] Yuzuki
since they're a token of their gratitude.
[06:13] Kiki
That's true, but...
[06:15] Yuzuki
They still came despite the poor location
while my mom was around.
[06:20] Yuzuki
But they said they can't trust
Mikazuki Temple now.
[06:27] Yuzuki
I'm not as good at this as my mom.
[06:32] Yuzuki
I thought I was doing my
best to earn their trust,
[06:37] Yuzuki
but I'm still not doing nearly enough.
[06:39] Yuzuki
All right. I'll have to work even harder.
[06:43] Akagami
Yuzuki-san...
[06:48] Kiki
Yuzuki, stop training after today.
[06:51] Kiki
I won't instruct you anymore.
[06:55] Both
What?
[06:56] Akagami
But why, Master?
[06:58] Kiki
You'll have to figure that out yourself.
[07:08] (Flashback) Tsukina
Taking over a temple is a lot of work.
[07:11] (Flashback) Tsukina
Why do you want to do it?
[07:12] (Flashback) Young Yuzuki
Because I...
[07:14] Yuzuki
How did I answer her then?
[07:24] Yuzuki
Oh, right. I don't have training today.
[07:30] Yuzuki
No, I don't have time to be depressed.
[07:33] Yuzuki
I have a lot of things to do.
[07:36] Yuzuki
So I'll be doing my best again this year.
[07:40] Kurage
What exactly will you do?
[07:42] Yuzuki
Well, uh...
[07:44] Mia
You'll commit harakiri and write your
New Year's calligraphy in blood, right?
[07:47] Kagura
Japan is so exotic.
[07:50] Yuzuki
I don't think I'll be doing that.
[07:52] Tsukuyo
She probably means airing out the floor
cushions, maintaining the tatami mats,
SIGN Over 100 cushions total!
SIGN Mikazuki Temple is
in the 80-tatami class!
[07:55] Tsukuyo
and polishing the Buddhist objects.
[07:58] Yuzuki
That's right. There's a lot to do
at a temple besides train.
[08:02] Tsukuyo
But it should be easy thanks to Akagami.
[08:06] Yuzuki
Huh?
[08:07] Tsukuyo
The whole temple's sparkling
clean most of the time.
[08:10] Kurage
He regularly airs out the cushions and mats.
[08:14] Mia
And I helped him polish the Buddhist objects.
[08:17] Yuzuki
But there's a lot of other things to do.
[08:19] Tsukuyo
We'll be done in a snap if we do it together.
[08:21] Yuzuki
Oh, right. Wait, where's Akagami-kun?
[08:26] Kagura
He followed Kiki-san on her business.
[08:29] Yuzuki
Why?
[08:30] Tsukuyo
Who knows? I'd like to know, too,
[08:34] Tsukuyo
but my messages aren't showing as read.
[08:37] Tsukuyo
I keep sending them, too.
[08:39] Mia
You have Akagami's contact information?
[08:42] Tsukuyo
Huh?
[08:43] Mia
Why do you have that? Why don't I have it?
[08:47] Kurage
I don't have his, either. I want it, too.
[08:50] Both
No fair!
[08:52] Kagura
Oh, I have it.
[08:54] Tsukuyo
Exactly why do you have it?
[08:58] Kurage
You shouldn't get the jump on us like that.
[09:01] Mia
Just because you've already
conquered Akagami...
[09:04] Tsukuyo
Okay, I'd like to correct that!
SIGN CHATTER CHATTER
[09:07] Tsukuyo
Help me, Yuzu-nee!
[09:10] Tuskuyo
Yuzu-nee?
[09:12] Yuzuki
I'd expect nothing less from Akagami-kun.
[09:14] Yuzuki
He does a perfect job, and everybody loves him.
[09:16] Yuzuki
But I can work just as hard.
[09:24] Yuzuki
It really is spotless.
[09:29] Yuzuki
It's okay, Akagami-kun.
[09:32] (Flashback) Yuzuki
I'll figure something out.
[09:35] Yuzuki
That's right. I have to do something.
[09:38] Yuzuki
After all, my mom managed to do this alone.
SIGN Supermarket clerk
SIGN Call center
SIGN Fast food
SIGN Convenience store
SIGN Mover
SIGN Illustrator
SIGN Maid café
SIGN Newspaper delivery
SIGN Road work
SIGN Cram school lecturer
SIGN Specializing in High-paying Jobs
SIGN All things are without a self.
[10:24] Akagami
Master, please allow Yuzuki-san
to resume her training!
[10:28] Akagami
Please!
[10:30] Kiki
This isn't the place for this.
[10:33] Kiki
And don't make me say it again.
[10:36] Kiki
Yuzuki doesn't currently have the right.
[10:39] Akagami
I'm not sure you have the right to be
our temple's head priest, so please!
[10:43] Kiki
Watch it. I'll end your training, too.
[10:45] Kiki
Yuzuki has to figure this out for herself.
[10:50] Kiki
There's no need for me to get involved.
[10:52] Akagami
Can't you please make an exception?
[10:54] Kiki
Pay the check, okay?
[10:56] Akagami
Master!
[10:58] Kiki
Oh, it's raining.
[11:01] Akagami
Hello—
[11:01] Tsukuyo
You finally answered!
[11:03] Akagami
Tsukuyo-san?
[11:04] Akagami
I'm sorry. I've been busy.
[11:06] Tsukuyo
Something more important is happening!
[11:08] Tsukuyo
Yuzu-nee has gone missing!
[11:19] Tsukuyo
She was acting weird this morning.
[11:22] Tsukuyo
Do you have any idea where she went?
[11:25] Akagami
I have a bad feeling about this.
[11:30] Kiki
Tell me, Akagami. How do you see Yuzuki?
[11:35] Akagami
Yuzuki-san is dependable.
[11:38] Akagami
She can be a bit careless,
[11:41] Akagami
but she has her head on straight
and is always so positive.
[12:02] Yuzuki
I'm so cold. What am I going to do?
[12:05] Yuzuki
I think I have a fever.
[12:09] Yuzuki
I need to try harder.
[12:12] Yuzuki
I need to be able to do everything
myself so people will trust me.
[12:17] Yuzuki
Otherwise, I'll never be like Mom.
[12:24] Akagami
Damn it. I don't know where
else she could've gone.
[12:29] Akagami
Wait...
[12:34] Yuzuki
She was strong and pretty.
There wasn't anything she couldn't do.
[12:38] Yuzuki
Everyone trusted her.
[12:40] Yuzuki
Mom was perfect.
[12:44] (Flashback) Tsukina
I'm shutting down Mikazuki Temple.
[12:46] (Flashback) Tsukina
Prepare to move, everyone.
[12:49] (Flashback) Tsukina
Got it?
[12:51] (Flashback) Yuzuki
Why, Mom? This is too sudden.
[12:54] (Flashback) Tsukina
It's already been decided.
[12:56] (Flashback) Yuzuki
Wait, Mom!
[12:57] (Flashback) Yuzuki
I'll take over the temple!
[12:59] (Flashback) Tsukina
You'll take over this temple?
[13:02] (Flashback) Yuzuki
I'll...
[13:03] (Flashback) Tsukina
You can't do it, Yuzuki.
[13:12] (Flashback) Tsukina
You can't save Mikazuki Temple.
[13:19] Yuzuki
I can't do it?
[13:23] Yuzuki
Tell me, Mom. Is it because
I'm not good enough?
[13:28] Yuzuki
Am I lacking something?
[13:31] Yuzuki
Then I'll have to work harder
and become perfect.
[13:37] (Flashback) Kiki
Yuzuki, stop training after today.
[13:40] Yuzuki
Harder and harder.
[13:43] (Flashback) Akagami
You can't do it, Yuzuki-san!
[13:45] Yuzuki
I'll work harder.
[13:48] (Flashback) Tsukina
You can't do it, Yuzuki.
[13:51] Yuzuki
I'll work harder, so don't
close down our temple.
[13:55] Yuzuki
Please come back, Mom.
[13:59] Yuzuki
I'm so cold.
[14:05] Akagami
There's no reason for her to be there.
[14:10] Akagami
After all, Yuzuki-san is
much stronger than I am.
[14:25] Kiki
That's your bias speaking, Akagami.
[14:36] Yuzuki
Akagami-kun?
[14:40] Akagami
What about Yuzuki-san
have I even been looking at?
[14:45] Akagami
She faked smiles even when
she was losing heart.
[14:48] Akagami
She acted tough to hide her lack of confidence.
[14:51] Akagami
But she's actually so very...
[15:14] Yuzuki
You're warm, Akagami-kun.
[15:28] Yuzuki
Nope, I can't get up. Not with this fever.
[15:32] Akagami
Zzz...
[15:35] Yuzuki
Akagami-kun?!
[15:36] Akagami
Yuzuki-san, you're awake!
[15:38] Yuzuki
Oh, right. I need to apologize.
[15:41] Akagami
I must start by apologizing.
[15:43] Both
I'm so—
[15:44] Yuzuki
Ow!
[15:47] Yuzuki
I'm sorry.
[15:49] Akagami
No, I'm sorry.
[15:59] Yuzuki
I feel like we haven't talked in a while.
[16:06] Akagami
Right?
SIGN Water
SIGN Stays Cold For
10 Hours
SIGN Forehead Ice Pack
SIGN White Peach
[16:08] Yuzuki
You took care of me all night?
[16:10] Akagami
I fell asleep at some point.
[16:13] Yuzuki
I'm sorry.
[16:14] Akagami
Why are you apologizing?
[16:15] Yuzuki
Because...
[16:19] Yuzuki
I'm surprised you knew I'd be under the bridge.
[16:22] Akagami
I didn't think you'd do
something as stupid as I did,
[16:28] Akagami
but I heard from Kurage-san
that you're a bumbling idiot.
[16:32] Yuzuki
A bumbling idiot?!
[16:33] Akagami
And I have some attachment to that place.
[16:39] Akagami
The first key to achieving enlightenment is...
[16:44] Akagami
"No one should live alone."
[16:46] Akagami
My father used to say that all the time.
[16:50] Akagami
He used it as an excuse
to build a harem, though.
[16:55] Akagami
I hated the phrase,
so I swore I'd live my life alone.
[17:03] Akagami
But you tore down that idea.
[17:08] Akagami
My world turned upside-down
under that bridge.
[17:15] Akagami
So please, Yuzuki-san, involve me in your life.
[17:18] Yuzuki
Akagami-kun...
[17:21] Akagami
You said you wouldn't leave me alone,
[17:24] Akagami
but you're trying to
isolate yourself right now.
[17:28] Akagami
Please let me be part of your relationships.
[17:34] Yuzuki
But it has nothing to do with you.
[17:39] Yuzuki
This only happened because I'm not good enough.
[17:44] Yuzuki
You didn't do anything wrong.
[17:47] Yuzuki
You should be doing what you want,
but you're so busy every day.
[17:54] Yuzuki
I don't want to cause any more trouble for you.
[17:56] Akagami
I'm doing this because I want to.
[17:58] Akagami
I love this temple just as much as you do.
[18:07] (Flashback) Young Yuzuki
Because I love Mikazuki Temple.
[18:13] Yuzuki
I remember now.
[18:17] Yuzuki
It's so simple.
[18:22] Yuzuki
Thank you, Akagami-kun.
[18:28] Yuzuki
Truly, thank you.
[18:32] Tsukuyo
We overheard your conversation!
SIGN Pharmacy by the Temple
SIGN Cold Medicine
[18:36] Yuzuki
How long have you been there?
[18:37] Kagura
Since Akagami-san put this inside you.
[18:41] Yuzuki
You did?
[18:43] Akagami
I didn't put anything in anyone!
[18:45] Tuskuyo
Yuzu-nee.
[18:47] Yuzuki
Tsukuyo.
[18:48] All
Idiot!
[18:51] Mia
We were so worried about you.
[18:54] Tsukuyo
We were so worried.
[18:57] Kurage
Punish her with tickles.
[18:58] Kagura
Or perhaps you'd prefer porn DVD punishment?
[19:05] Tsukuyo
Listen, Yuzu-nee.
[19:08] Yuzuki
Huh?
[19:09] Tsukuyo
We love Mikazuki Temple, too.
[19:13] Tsukuyo
You can't exclude us from helping you.
[19:17] Yuzuki
Guys...
[19:18] Tsukuyo
If anything, it feels like
you're the one being excluded.
SIGN Everyone Already Exchanged Contact Information
SIGN Ta-da!
[19:24] Tsukuyo
You're the only one who doesn't have
Akagami's contact information.
[19:27] Yuzuki
What?!
[19:31] Yuzuki
Let me join you!
[19:37] Kiki
You seem surprisingly energetic.
[19:40] Yuzuki
Kiki-san.
[19:41] Akagami
Um, Master...
[19:43] Yuzuki
Kiki-san, I finally figured it out.
[19:47] Yuzuki
I know why you stopped training
me and what I'd lost sight of.
[19:54] Yuzuki
When I couldn't do what my mom did,
[19:57] Yuzuki
I panicked and worried about
what others thought of me.
[20:02] Yuzuki
But I simply want to preserve the relationship
[20:04] Yuzuki
between this temple and everyone
as the head priest.
[20:08] Yuzuki
Please train me again.
[20:18] Akagami
Master!
[20:19] Kiki
Fix your health first.
Then we'll finish your training.
[20:27] Yuzuki
Thank you!
[20:31] Kiki
Settle down. Just rest.
[20:33] Kiki
Good grief.
[20:35] Akagami
Kiki-san, thank y—
[20:38] Kiki
No need to thank me.
[20:39] Akagami
But...
[20:41] Kiki
The selfish desire for recognition
[20:44] Kiki
is the farthest one can get
from achieving enlightenment.
[20:49] Kiki
Yuzuki simply realized how
a head priest should truly be.
[20:55] Kiki
I didn't do anything.
[21:10] Akagami
Should you be up and about already?
[21:12] Yuzuki
Yeah. My fever's gone down.
[21:16] Yuzuki
I'm going to quit looking for a job.
[21:19] Akagami
What?
[21:20] Yuzuki
I'll ask our supporters for donations
to repair the principle figure.
[21:26] Akagami
I'm not sure they will.
[21:29] Yuzuki
It'll be difficult. I agree.
[21:33] Yuzuki
That's why I thought I had to sacrifice
myself to protect Mikazuki Temple.
[21:39] Akagami
Right.
[21:41] Yuzuki
But that was wrong.
[21:43] Yuzuki
There's no future when something's
acquired through that kind of sacrifice.
[21:50] Yuzuki
The fifth key to achieving enlightenment is
"Don't run from your own weaknesses."
[21:56] Yuzuki
We'll all protect Mikazuki Temple together.
[21:59] Akagami
Yes, together.
[22:04] Akagami
You forgot something.
[22:07] Tsukuyo
Oh, sorry.
[22:09] Tsukuyo
Hey, whoa!
[22:15] Kurage
That was on purpose.
[22:16] Tsukuyo
Obviously not!
[22:19] Kurage
Akagami-san.
[22:21] Kurage
My goodbye kiss.
[22:24] Tsukuyo
Kurage, we're holding a family
meeting when you get home.
[22:29] Akagami
Kurage-san, don't you tease me, too.
[22:32] Kurage
You're such a dummy, Akagami-san.
[22:34] Kurage
Dummy, dummy, dummy.
[22:36] Kiki
Mia, are you ready yet?
[22:38] Mia
I'll be right there.
[22:45] Mia
I-I'm sorry!
[22:49] Mia
Are you okay?
[22:50] Akagami
Oh, this is nothing.
[22:53] Akagami
Ow...
[22:55] Akagami
It's suddenly nighttime?
[23:03] Kiki
There, there. Wanna suck on these?
[23:05] Akagami
No, thank you!
[23:06] Kiki
Mia, we're visiting our dear
supporters. Don't be late.
[23:10] Mia
Y-Yes, ma'am.
[23:11] Akagami
Good luck on your first errand.
[23:14] Yuzuki
Thanks for waiting, everyone.
[23:16] Yuzuki
I'll be back later.
[23:18] Akagami
Okay. Be careful.
[23:19] Yuzuki
And, um... While I'm gone...
[23:22] Akagami
I'll handle the chores.
[23:24] Yuzuki
Huh?
[23:25] Akagami
Don't worry about Mikazuki Temple.
[23:28] Yuzuki
You're right. In that case,
I'm counting on you.
[23:32] Akagami
Sure.
[23:34] Kurage
Yuzuki-oneechan is the only one who didn't
have a sexual experience this morning.
[23:38] Yuzuki
Kurage, what are you saying?!
[23:40] Tsukuyo
We don't know that yet. For example...
[23:47] Tsukuyo
See?
[23:51] Akagami
Worldly thoughts, begone!
[23:53] Yuzuki
Akagami-kun, you idiot!
E13 - No Way, Why Is It So Big... / You Mustn't Touch That...
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SIGN Mikazuki Temple
SIGN Extra 1
No Way, Why Is It So Big...
[01:33] Akagami
Wh-Wh-What...
[01:36] Yuzuki
Wh-Wh-What...
SIGN Mikazuki Temple
[01:39] Both
What the heck is this?!
[01:43] Akagami
Huh? What? What's happening?
[01:47] Akagami
Is this Akagami-kun's body?
[01:49] Akagami
What's going on?
[01:50] Akagami
When I woke up,
I was inside Akagami-kun's body.
[01:54] Akagami
I'm not dreaming.
[02:01] Akagami
No way... Why is it so big?
[02:04] Akagami
But I'm not thinking any dirty thoughts.
[02:08] Yuzuki
I-I'm inside Yuzuki-san's body?
[02:11] Yuzuki
Her boo—
[02:14] Yuzuki
Worldly thoughts, begone!
[02:16] Yuzuki
No, I mustn't hurt Yuzuki-san's precious face.
[02:20] Yuzuki
She's so beautiful.
[02:23] Yuzuki
But how can I fix this?
[02:29] Akagami
Kurage?
[02:32] Kurage
Akagami-san.
[02:34] Kurage
Let's get married.
[02:37] Kurage
Everyone will have to acknowledge
our relationship then.
[02:39] Akagami
W-W-Wait...
[02:45] Kurage
Checkmate, Akagami-san.
[02:48] Akagami
Wait, wait, wait!
[02:50] Kurage
Kurage-san is still just a child.
[02:52] Kurage
If people found out you were doing
this with her, you'd be finished.
[02:58] Akagami
I said wait!
[03:00] Kurage
My, my. I can't believe you're
letting Kurage-san do this to you.
[03:04] Kurage
You lolicon.
[03:07] Akagami
Oh, no!
[03:09] Kurage
What's wrong with you? You're acting weird.
[03:12] Akagami
Is that you, Kagura?
SIGN Mikazuki Temple
[03:17] Kurage
It seems we've all swapped bodies.
[03:21] Akagami
Is that even possible?
[03:23] Kurage
It's happening right now.
[03:25] Akagmi
I wonder what caused it.
[03:27] Kurage
The cause, huh?
[03:30] (Flashback) Yuzuki
Incense?
[03:32] (Flashback) Kagura
Yes, I had the Baldwin family send it here.
[03:35] (Flashback) Tsukuyo
It looks kind of sketchy.
[03:37] (Flashback) Kagura
Let's try burning it.
[03:41] Kurage
I was just trying to turn
Mia-san into a sexy perv, but...
[03:46] Kagami
So this was your fault, Kagura?
[03:48] Kurage
Tee-hee.
[03:49] Akagami
In any case, we need to find the others.
[03:52] Akagami
They probably need help.
[03:56] Yuzuki
I can't stay here forever.
[03:58] Yuzuki
I'll get changed and make
myself look like Yuzuki-san...
[04:02] Yuzuki
No bra?!
[04:10] Mia
I'm an adult.
[04:18] Mia
So mature and sexy.
SIGN Recording
[04:22] Mia
Akagami-san, look at me.
[04:42] Akagami
Kurage?
[04:44] Akagami
You're Kurage, aren't you?
[04:45] Kurage
Make sure you save that video, please.
[04:49] Mia
It's me. What a strange feeling.
[04:53] Kurage
I've never seen Mia-san
act like this before, either.
[04:56] Akagami
Kurage, we're holding a family meeting later.
[04:59] Mia
Yuzuki-oneechan?
[05:00] Akagami
I think this calls for an apology.
[05:04] Mia
But I'm Mia-chan right now.
[05:06] Akagami
I see. I suppose it can't be helped, then.
[05:10] Akagami
Mia did mention that she's on a diet.
[05:13] Akagami
It's a shame, since we received that tasty
yokan from one of our temple's supporters.
[05:18] Mia
Yokan?
[05:22] Akagami
Taking dirty videos of
yourself really isn't okay.
[05:25] Mia
I'm sorry.
[05:27] Akagami
Good girl. Now, let's erase this vid—
[05:32] Kurage
That was my scream.
[05:37] Yuzuki
There's always a solution.
[05:38] Yuzuki
This will allow me to undress
without looking at myself.
[05:45] Yuzuki
Oh, no!
[05:48] Kurage
My, my.
[05:50] Kagura
Kiki-san, please stop.
[05:55] Akagami
Nyagosuke?
[05:57] Kurage
I see. So Kiki-san swapped with Nyagosuke.
[05:58] Kagura
Kiki-san...
[06:00] Kagura
Kiki-san, no...
[06:01] Akagami
Is that you, Tsukuyo?
[06:05] Akagami
You're Tsukuyo, right?
[06:08] Kagura
Don't look!
[06:12] Kagura
You'll pay for this!
[06:14] Akagami
Why are you mad at me?
[06:16] Nyagosuke
Good grief. What a ruckus.
[06:19] Akagami
It spoke!
[06:20] Nyagosuke
What's wrong with a talking cat?
[06:22] Mia
Nothing. Nyagosuke is cute.
[06:25] Nyagosuke
I am Kiki.
[06:27] Mia
There, there.
[06:28] Nyagosuke
I am Kiki!
[06:30] Mia
Let's get you some milk.
[06:33] Nyagosuke
I'd prefer sake.
[06:35] Kurage
For her, I mean.
[06:42] Nyagosuke
That's rather sexy, if I do say so myself.
[06:44] Mia
Nyagosuke goes to sleep after drinking milk,
so we can leave him alone for a while.
[06:49] Kurage
Let's look for the others in the meantime.
[06:53] Akagami
Wait.
[06:55] Kurage
What is it?
[06:56] Akagami
Well, um...
[07:00] Kagura/Id
I ran without thinking about it, but it's
possible Akagami's swapped with someone, too.
[07:14] Kagura
What are you doing?
[07:16] Akagami
How do I do this?
[07:21] Yuzuki
I'll never get anywhere
unless I do something about this.
[07:24] Yuzuki
I must get dressed quickly.
[07:25] Yuzuki
Which clothes would make
Yuzuki-san look the most beautiful?
[07:30] Yuzuki
A kimono?
[07:30] Yuzuki
But a kimono would involve...
[07:34] Yuzuki
Changing my bottoms...
[07:35] Yuzuki
Oh, no!
[07:38] Tsukuyo/Id
It's just my imagination.
[07:40] Tsukuyo/Id
This is definitely just a
trick of my imagination.
[07:44] Tsukuyo/Id
It's real!
[07:46] Akagami
Mia?
[07:49] Akagami
You're Mia, right?
[07:51] Tsukuyo
Is that you, Yuzuki-san?
[07:54] Akagami
I'm glad nothing terrible has happened to you.
[07:56] Tsukuyo
Does this mean you've all swapped, too?
[08:00] Tsukuyo
It's me...
[08:02] Mia
I'm Kurage.
[08:03] Kurage
I'm Kagura.
[08:06] Tsukuyo
What are those for?
[08:07] Kurage
Handling hazardous materials.
[08:10] Nyagosuke
Damn you for being so robust!
[08:13] Akagami
Kiki-san...
[08:14] Tsukuyo
Master, could you cat slap me, too?
[08:18] Kagura
Don't! That's my body!
[08:20] Mia
What's robust?
[08:22] Kagura
Don't worry about it, Kurage.
[08:24] Akagami
More importantly, we need
to find everyone quickly!
[08:27] Akagami
Who haven't we found yet?
[08:29] Kagura
Yuzu-nee herself!
[08:31] Kagura
She's in serious trouble since
she swapped with Akagami.
[08:34] Kurage
Maybe Akagami-san's in
the bathroom right now.
[08:39] Yuzuki
If I clear my mind of mundane thoughts,
I should be able to ignore my worldly thoughts.
[08:42] Yuzuki
I'm not Akagami Akemitsu
right now. I'm Yuzuki-san.
[08:47] Yuzuki
Yuzuki-san, the world's most wonderful woman.
[08:49] Yuzuki
I never experience the shadow
of a worldly thought.
[08:53] Kurage
You're pervy too, Yuzuki-oneechan.
[08:55] Yuzuki
Not right now, Kurage-san!
[08:57] Kurage
You secret perv.
[09:03] Yuzuki
I don't think so, worldly thoughts.
[09:15] Mia
Huh?
[09:16] Kagura
My, my.
[09:17] Kurage
I'm not mature or sexy anymore.
[09:19] Akagami
Which means...
[09:21] Tsukuyo
We're back to normal?
[09:24] Kiki
Hey, kids.
[09:26] Mia
Master?
[09:27] Kiki
Well? Is everyone back to normal?
[09:30] Tsukuyo
What about you?
[09:32] Tsukuyo
She's still got some cat in her.
[09:34] Kurage
Meow, meow.
[09:36] Kiki
Hey, cut that out.
[09:37] Kagura
If the effects expire
after some time has passed,
[09:40] Kagura
then I must give some more
thought to how to use it.
[09:46] Tsukuyo
Wait. Akagami, where's Yuzu-nee?
[09:49] Tsukuyo
You swapped bodies with Yuzu-nee, right?
[09:52] Tsukuyo
Then you must know where she is.
[09:55] Akagami
Well, actually, um...
[09:59] Akagami
I was in Yuzuki-san's room this whole time.
[10:02] Tsukuyo
Let's go, everyone.
[10:04] Akagami
N-No, wait!
[10:11] Akagami
I gave up on getting dressed, and in order
to suppress my worldly desires, I...
[10:16] Yuzuki
Is everyone out there? Are we back to normal?
[10:19] Yuzuki
It's pitch-black! And why can't I move?
[10:23] Akagami
Yuzuki-san, I'm sorry!
[10:29] Yuzuki
What?!
SIGN Mikazuki Temple
SIGN Pearls before swine, sutras before cats
SIGN Extra 2
You Mustn't Touch That...
[10:59] Akagami
What?!
[11:02] Akagami
Kiki-san?
[11:03] Kiki
Do you believe in God?
[11:06] Akagami
God? But we run a temple.
This can't be good.
[11:10] Kiki
You may kiss the bride.
[11:12] Akagami
You want me to what?!
[11:17] Akagami
Is that you, Yuzuki-san?
[11:20] Kiki
In sickness and in health,
may the Buddha always be with you.
[11:34] Hoan
I'd like to have about ten kids.
[11:38] Hoan
Mikazuki Temple shall be closed immediately!
[11:50] Hoan
Don't waste your time.
[11:51] Hoan
Un-horse-tunately, there are no
knights here to ride to your defense.
[11:55] Kagura
There's one right here.
[12:05] Akagami
Kagura-san!
[12:13] Hoan
Get her!
[12:42] Kagura
Uggy...
[12:44] Akagami
Uggy?
[12:45] Kagura
It's short for "Ugh, kill them."
[12:47] Akagami
I see! I won't allow that to happen!
[12:52] Kagura
Wow!
[12:57] Kagura
My, my.
[12:58] Akagami
Let's run for it.
[13:09] Akagami
Which way?
[13:13] Akagami
Kagura-san, where are we going?
[13:16] Kagura
Hold on tight!
[13:29] Akagami
Where are we?
[13:31] Kagura
On the moon, of course.
[13:33] Akagami
What?!
[13:36] Kagura
No one will interrupt us here.
[13:40] Kagura
It's time to pay up.
[13:43] Akagami
W-We mustn't, Kagura-san!
I'm not that kind of—
[13:50] Kagura
Poke.
[13:50] Akagami
Hey!
[14:21] Tsukuyo
Akagami, are you okay?
[14:44] Akagami
Tsukuyo-san?
[14:45] Tsukuyo
You don't have to pay for that kiss.
[14:47] Tsukuyo
That was just mouth-to-mouth.
[14:49] Akagami
What are you talking about?
[14:52] Tsukuyo
Forget it. Anyway, why
don't we swim together?
[14:54] Akagami
Sounds nice.
[15:24] Tsukuyo
That was fun.
[15:25] Akagami
Yes.
[15:28] Tsukuyo
Akagami?
[15:29] Akagami
Tsukuyo-san, your, um... breasts...
[15:39] Tsukuyo
Hey, Akagami...
[15:40] Akagami
Y-Yes?
[15:41] Tsukuyo
Look at me.
[15:43] Akagami
But...
[15:43] Tsukuyo
Just do it.
[15:46] Tsukuyo
There.
[15:47] Akagami
You can take that off?!
[15:55] Tsukuyo
Don't avert your eyes, Akagami.
[15:58] Akagami
Tsukuyo-san...
[15:59] Tsukuyo
Hold me tight. Please.
[16:05] Akagami
Quicksand?!
[16:06] Tsukuyo
Akagami...
[16:17] Akagami
Where am I?
[16:18] Kurage
A room in a castle.
[16:19] Kurage
The kind you sometimes see
on the side of major roadways.
[16:25] Akagami
Kurage-san, those aren't castles.
[16:28] Kurage
I'll accommodate your tastes.
[16:30] Akagami
What?
SIGN Kurage
[16:38] Kurage
Well?
[16:41] Kurage
Or do you prefer this?
[16:49] Kurage
You're a lolicon, after all.
[16:52] Akagami
I'm not, though!
[16:56] Kurage
Here's a special treat.
[16:58] Akagami
Huh?
[17:00] Akagami
What?
[17:02] Akagami
What?!
[17:08] Akagami
Kurage-san turned into an adult?!
[17:11] Kurage
This is in the way.
[17:13] Akagami
W-W-Wait...
[17:15] Akagami
Wait!
[17:18] Kurage
Kaboom.
[17:23] Akagami
Kurage-san, we mustn't!
[17:25] Kurage
Why not? I'm an adult.
[17:28] Akagami
Even adults should only do this
with someone they truly love.
[17:31] Kurage
But I truly love you, Akagami-san.
[17:37] Mia
Akagami!
[17:39] Akagami
Now Mia-san's here?!
[17:40] Mia
Save the excuses!
[17:42] Mia
You shall be judged by Hyakunin Isshu!
[17:44] Akagami
And her character
development has been undone!
[17:46] Akagami
Wait! This is dangerous!
[17:46] Mia
Wait! Stop running!
[17:50] Tsukuyo
You've got this, Akagami!
[17:51] Kagura
Keep it up, Mia-san!
[17:53] Akagami
What's going on here?
[17:55] Akagami
This series of events has
been chaotic from the start...
[17:59] Akagami
Kiki-san?!
[18:01] Akagami
I'm sorry, I—
[18:02] Akagami
Why are you undressing, too?!
[18:04] Kiki
It's not fan service unless I undress, too.
[18:07] Kiki
Come on. Don't be shy.
[18:10] Akagami
Worldly thoughts, be—
[18:14] Mia
Gotcha.
[18:22] Akagami
Where am I?
SIGN Post-Penance
Pleasure Room
[18:23] Mia
Akagami.
SIGN Post-Penance
Pleasure Room
[18:26] Mia
Do you perhaps enjoy this kind of thing?
[18:28] Kagura
It's BDSM penance.
SIGN Blessings of Dreamlike
and Surreal Madness
BDSM
[18:31] Akagami
It's certainly a type of penance...
[18:35] Mia
Prepare yourself.
[18:37] Kagura
Mia-san, be careful with that open flame.
[18:39] Mia
I know.
[18:40] Akagami
No, no, no!
[18:46] Akagami
Huh? It's not actually that hot.
[18:48] Mia
It's called a low-temperature candle.
[18:50] Mia
It's a specialty product that
allows you to safely
[18:53] Mia
enjoy wax play without burning your partner.
[18:54] Akagami
Why do you know so much about that?!
[18:56] Yuzuki
Mia! Kagura!
[19:00] Akagami
Yuzuki-san?!
[19:01] Yuzuki
Look at you, Akagami-kun. You're all dirty.
[19:09] Mia
Perhaps you could scrape the
wax off with your fingernails.
[19:12] Kagura
Let's wait until we've
dripped wax on more places.
[19:14] Akagami
Please, no!
[19:16] Yuzuki
Then why don't we wash you off in the bath?
[19:19] Akagami
Together?!
[19:28] Yuzuki
How is this, Akagami-kun?
[19:33] Tsukuyo
This is so embarrassing.
[19:35] Kurage
Adult bodies are so much fun.
[19:39] Mia
What am I supposed to wash, exactly?
[19:42] Kagura
Calm down and feel around with
your hands. You'll figure it out.
[19:45] Akagami
I-I don't think hitting myself will
save me from these worldly thoughts.
[19:51] Kiki
How does it feel to be in paradise?
[19:54] Akagami
Clear your mind,
clear your mind, clear your mind,
[19:57] Akagami
clear your mind, clear your mind, clear your—
[20:12] Mia
No!
[20:13] Kiki
Stop!
[20:15] Kagura
Oh, no.
[20:18] Akagami
Those tentacles are preying upon
you in a most indecent manner!
[20:21] Yuzuki
Akagami-kun, save us!
[20:23] Akagami
One moment! I'll be right—
[20:33] Akagami
Who wants to see this?!
[20:37] Kagura
Such an unsightly turtle head.
[20:40] Akagami
Just kill me already.
[20:42] Kagura
I won't go that far, but...
[21:08] Yuzuki
Akagami-kun seems to be in a lot of pain.
[21:11] Kiki
It kind of looks like he's enjoying himself.
[21:13] Tsukuyo
How? He's stuck in bed with a fever.
[21:16] Mia
I can't believe he suddenly
got sick and collapsed.
[21:20] Kurage
Akagami-san...
[21:22] Yuzuki
Don't worry. The doctor who came said it's
just a cold, and he'll get better with rest.
[21:29] Akagami
Ladies...
[21:31] Akagami
You mustn't touch that...
[21:34] Kagura
I wonder what he's dreaming about.
[21:36] Kurage
If Akagami-san starts sweating,
should we wipe his body clean again?
[21:41] Yuzuki
What?
[21:45] Mia
That was something we had to do together.
[21:50] Mia
Right, Kagura?
[21:52] Kurage
Akagami-san's body looked
just like I learned in health class.
[21:59] Kiki
You're such a good student, Kurage.
[22:01] Yuzuki
In any case, let's not tell Akagami-kun
[22:04] Yuzuki
we wiped every last centimeter
of his body when he wakes up.
[22:08] Yuzuki
Okay?
[22:11] Kurage
Can I write about it in my illustrated diary?
[22:13] Yuzuki
No!
[22:16] Akagami
Worldly thoughts, begone...