# Season 5
# E1 - Step Mother, Step Sister, Inheritance, and...
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**[00:10] Rea**
There, there, just a moment.
**[00:18] Rea**
Everything okay?
**[00:23] Rea**
Let's feed you, then, Kenshi.
**[00:40] Rea**
*Kenshi's development is going really well.*
**[00:43] Rea**
* I'm very grateful that, by coming here,*
* I've hardly to worry about housework.*
**[00:48] Rea**
* Despite them saying I should*
* just take care of Kenshi,*
**[00:51] ---**
* I can't rely on Sasami-chan*
* and the others that much.*
**[01:02] Tenn**
Still awake?
***SIGN*** Tenchi Muyo!
***SIGN*** Ryo-Ohki
***SIGN*** Tenchi Muyo!
***SIGN*** Ryo-Ohki
***SIGN*** Episode 1 "Step Mother, Step Sister, Inheritance, and..."
**[02:36] Tenn**
She's totally acting like
she's Kenshi's older sister,
**[02:40] Tenn**
even though I'm his actual sister.
**[02:43] Rea**
Please don't be jealous
of Ryo-chan, Tennyo-sama.
**[02:49] Tenn**
Please don't be so polite, "Mother."
**[02:53] Rea**
I'd also prefer if you didn't call me that.
**[02:56] Rea**
It wasn't so long ago that
we were like sisters, and besides,
**[02:59] ---**
Nobuyuki-san wasn't a pure Juraian...
**[03:03] Tenn**
I guess you're right, Rea-san.
It would be weird to act differently now.
**[03:09] Rea**
Yes, Tennyo-san.
**[03:11] Rea**
By the way, how is your
investigation progressing?
**[03:15] Rea**
By the looks of it,
it's giving you quite a bit of trouble.
**[03:18] Tenn**
Yeah, I was taking it lightly because
I figured Mother isn't the material sort...
**[03:25] Rea**
But when you actually took a look,
it was out of control?
**[03:29] Tenn**
It's a total dump! It's crazy!
**[03:32] Tenn**
A room that's never been cleaned!
**[03:34] Tenn**
A trash fortress!
**[03:44] Tenn**
Thinking back, Mother's always stuck her nose
into everything that piqued her interest,
**[03:50] Tenn**
has her fun with it,
then disappears when she got bored, right?
**[03:53] Tenn**
So she's been gathering all sorts
of stuff from all over like that,
**[03:57] Tenn**
tossing it into subspace storage,
and forgetting about it.
**[04:19] Tenn**
Seeing layer upon layer of that two and
a half centuries' worth of assorted junk
**[04:26] Tenn**
is a literal nightmare.
**[04:31] Tenn**
The amount is staggering,
**[04:32] ---**
but at least Grandmother's stuff is easy
because it's categorized scientifically.
**[04:37] ---**
But with Mother's stuff,
I have no idea what's what.
**[04:40] Tenn**
What's more, there were materials
she had taken from some laboratory,
**[04:44] Tenn**
sometimes even test samples.
**[04:46] Txt**
I'm borrowing this ♥
**[04:47] Tenn**
As per usual, she probably went to visit
and casually took things home...
**[04:52] Tenn**
When I cross-referenced file numbers
and attached documents
**[04:55] Tenn**
and rushed to the Galaxy Academy
with a box of cakes to return them,
**[05:00] Tenn**
having everybody just smile and say,
"that's just her" was really rough.
**[05:08] Tenn**
I never thought that I'd be embarrassed
by Mother again, after all this time.
**[05:13] Rea**
I guess that really is Kiyone-neesan for you.
**[05:18] Tenn**
If only it was just that!
**[05:24] Tenn**
I heard that Grandmother
gave Mother a decent education.
**[05:30] Tenn**
However, when I looked at the scribbles
attached to the items she had taken out,
**[05:33] Tenn**
there were observations that should've been
far beyond someone with a "decent" education.
**[05:37] Rea**
She got that far with self-study?
**[05:40] ---**
Yeah. I guess she had a real eye for the details.
**[05:44] Tenn**
Anyway, with some specialized guidance,
**[05:47] ---**
she could have got to assistant professor.
**[05:50] Rea**
Seriously?
**[05:52] Tenn**
Yes, it was seriously so irritating.
**[05:55] ---**
Not that it would've suited her in
a million years from a personality standpoint.
**[05:59] Rea**
I suppose you may be right.
**[06:03] ---**
But if she had an aide it might be okay.
**[06:08] Tenn**
Rea-chan, do you know what
they call Father over there?
**[06:20] Tenn**
A god, a saint. The ultimate masochist.
**[06:24] Tenn**
Just marrying and living with her
made people call him that.
**[06:29] Tenn**
I'm not kidding. The human rights commission
conducted an investigation.
**[06:32] Rea**
That bad?
**[06:34] Tenn**
That bad.
**[06:36] Tenn**
There'd never be anyone who would be
willing to aid someone like that.
**[06:40] Tenn**
And forcing someone would cause a scandal.
**[06:45] Tenn**
It would be a literal human sacrifice.
**[06:54] Tenn**
Either way...
**[06:57] Tenn**
It's all hypothetical now.
**[07:00] Tenn**
But perhaps it was due to that talent of hers
**[07:03] Tenn**
that she tried to settle
things with you by herself...
**[07:07] Rea**
Or maybe she didn't want to
discuss it with outsiders, like Airi-sama?
**[07:14] Tenn**
I'm sure that she did indeed
sympathize with you,
**[07:17] Tenn**
but I wouldn't consider that to be benevolence
in the normal sense of the word.
**[07:23] Tenn**
Maybe one way to put it is that she didn't
want anyone to take away one of her toys?
**[07:28] Rea**
I figured as much.
**[07:30] Tenn**
But considering that she didn't see it through,
it was highly irresponsible of her.
**[07:36] Rea**
But in the end, here you are, working so hard.
**[07:42] Rea**
I am truly grateful.
**[07:44] Tenn**
Stop it.
**[07:46] ---**
I'm grateful to you too
for taking care of Father and Tenchi.
**[07:51] Rea**
Well...
**[07:53] Rea**
I never considered that to be work.
**[07:57] Tenn**
That just makes me all the more grateful.
**[08:03] Tenn**
Thank you.
**[08:05] Rea**
You're welcome.
**[08:08] Rea**
But we're family,
**[08:11] Rea**
so please don't hesitate to ask for anything.
**[08:15] Tenn**
Understood.
**[08:21] Rea**
As whimsical as Kiyone-neesan was,
she wasn't irresponsible,
**[08:26] Rea**
so she probably considered me
to be a "work in progress," right?
**[08:30] ---**
It was just that sudden accident
that disrupted things.
**[08:34] Tenn**
That's true,
**[08:36] ---**
but not thinking of someone to take over
after her was just irresponsible.
**[08:41] Tenn**
Knowing her, she probably never considered
whether or not it was possible at all.
**[08:48] Rea**
So, what are your thoughts?
**[08:51] Tenn**
There's no doubt that
she was conducting research.
**[08:54] ---**
But you know how she was.
**[08:58] Tenn**
She only left fragmented notes
when and wherever she felt like it.
**[09:03] Rea**
So you have to investigate them all one by one.
**[09:07] Rea**
You're not using the scanner's autocheck feature?
**[09:11] Tenn**
I wish I could,
**[09:13] ---**
but all of the files she took out
have high-level encryptions on them.
**[09:19] Tenn**
What's more, the subspace storage itself
**[09:23] Tenn**
has the highest level of protection,
which Grandmother herself created.
**[09:27] ---**
Just peeking inside was incredibly tough.
**[09:35] Tenn**
It was fortunate that my biological
signature check passed relatively easily.
**[09:40] Tenn**
Could that subspace storage be...
**[09:44] Tenn**
Of course it was something
she took without asking!
**[09:46] Tenn**
Even Grandmother was scratching
her head trying to figure out
**[09:50] Tenn**
how she could have taken
something like that out.
**[10:01] Rea**
I see. So that's why you've decided to stay here.
**[10:05] Rea**
Thank you for all the hard work, really.
**[10:07] Tenn**
Don't worry about it.
**[10:08] ---**
Even over there, I'd just be bossed around
by Grandmother, so it's all the same.
**[10:13] ---**
Considering I can receive Tenchi's and Kenshi's
soothing influence here, it's not bad at all.
**[10:20] Rea**
So how's the progress looking, exactly?
**[10:24] Tenn**
I suppose you're worried
about the situation over there?
**[10:28] Rea**
Yes, I wonder how the sisters
I left behind are doing...
**[10:32] Rea**
I'm especially curious about Neizai,
**[10:35] ---**
who was originally supposed to come here.
**[10:37] Tenn**
I see.
**[10:40] ---**
Unfortunately I don't have any leads ye—
**[10:44] Toki**
If it's just that, I don't mind telling you.
**[10:47] Toki**
After all, Rea, the world you're from
is one of the universes I control.
**[10:53] Rea**
Y-You know the place I come from?!
**[10:57] Toki**
Yes, I am technically a goddess.
**[11:01] Rea**
Th-Then...
**[11:03] Rea**
Before you do that,
**[11:04] ---**
I would be grateful
if you would get off my head.
**[11:09] Toki**
You do realize I'm already
being considerate, don't you?
**[11:12] Toki**
My taking this form is an effort to
lessen the strain on this dimension
**[11:16] Toki**
and to keep from overwhelming you guys.
**[11:19] Tenn**
I am grateful that
you're being so considerate,
**[11:22] Tenn**
but it would be wonderful
if you could also consider my stress levels.
**[11:27] Toki**
As if you're actually so fragile.
**[11:30] Tenn**
My apologies for being crude.
**[11:33] Tenn**
But could you please share information
about Rea-san's world?
**[11:37] Tenn**
Actually, it would have been great
if you had told us earlier.
**[11:42] Toki**
You do know that we created this world
in order to bring about the birth
**[11:47] Toki**
of beings that have powers
similar to your brother, right?
**[11:50] Toki**
But if that goal lies outside
the circle of our omniscience,
**[11:55] Toki**
we have to limit our interference
to an absolute minimum.
**[11:59] Toki**
Even a single spoken word
has a big impact on this world.
**[12:05] ---**
I trust you understand the significance of that.
**[12:10] Tenn**
So you're saying that, in the end,
I need to put in the work.
**[12:15] Tenn**
Well, I did know as much.
**[12:17] Tok**
I can listen to you vent.
**[12:20] Tok**
You may even use this cute form
to soothe your mind.
**[12:24] Tenn**
I see, then without further ado...
**[12:28] Tenn**
Ah, you're so squishy and smell so good.
**[12:32] Tenn**
As expected of a goddess.
It's the perfect hugability.
**[12:37] Tok**
I am so glad.
**[12:39] Rea**
Um, so, about my case...
**[12:42] Tok**
I can't tell you too much,
**[12:46] ---**
but "Gaia" was successfully sealed.
**[12:49] Tok**
Out of all your sisters, one has lost her body.
**[12:52] Rea**
Sh-She's dead?!
**[12:55] Toki**
Her core is safe.
**[12:56] Toki**
Then...
**[13:02] Toki**
That's all I can tell you.
**[13:07] Toki**
What the future will hold is up to you
and the wee one sleeping next door.
**[13:14] Toki**
What I will say is this: do your best.
**[13:18] Rea**
Do my best... Understood.
**[13:23] Rea**
Thank you very much.
**[13:26] Toki**
Well, it's about time for me to retreat
to my usual spot for my daily schedule.
**[13:35] Tenn**
My source of soothing!
**[13:38] Rea**
I'm coming! Don't cry, Kenshi-chan!
**[13:44] Sasa**
Good morning, Tennyo-oneechan, Rea-okaasama.
**[13:48] Rea**
Good morning, Ayaka-san, Sasami-chan.
**[13:51] Teen**
Good morning.
**[13:53] Aya**
Good morning to you, too, Kenshi-chan.
**[13:58] Sasa**
Good morning, Ryoko-oneechan.
**[14:05] Ryo**
They keep this up every morning, huh?
**[14:08] Sasa**
Good morning, Noike-oneechan!
**[14:10] Noi**
Good morning, everyone.
**[14:12] ---**
Mother, shouldn't you be resting?
**[14:17] Rea**
It's okay. Everyone's letting me take it so easy
that I'm worried I might get too lazy.
**[14:22] Rea**
But more importantly,
sorry for taking your room.
**[14:26] Noi**
It's all right. This house
was originally for Father anyway.
**[14:31] Noi**
We have the ship,
so please don't worry about us.
**[14:35] ---**
On top of that, Mihoshi and I
go way back to our GP days.
**[14:42] Sas**
Here you go. Over there.
**[14:44] Was**
Oh, you're all here.
**[14:46] Was**
Hey Kenshi-chan! Come to your big sister!
**[14:51] Tenn**
Please, Washu-sama! I'm his real big sister.
**[14:55] Was**
Even if something were to happen,
your big sister will make it all better!
**[15:03] Teen**
Geez.
**[15:04] Tok**
Neesama, here's the paper.
**[15:06] Was**
Mm, thank you.
**[15:12] Was**
Don't worry. Kenshi-chan is all good.
**[15:24] Tenc**
Good morning, everyone.
**[15:26] All**
Good morning, Tenchi-chan.
**[15:26] All**
Good morning, Tenchi-san.
**[15:26] All**
Good morning, Tenchi-kun.
**[15:31] Tenc**
Kenshi looks good, too.
**[15:33] Tenn**
Tenchi-chan!
**[15:36] Tenn**
I'm so exhausted. Heal me.
**[15:43] Tenn**
Heal me, heal me!
**[15:54] Tenc**
If you're worried about Kenshi, it's okay.
**[16:10] Tenc**
We're off.
**[16:11] All**
Have a good trip!
**[16:14] Tenn**
Now that I've got enough healing
stored up, it's back to work!
**[16:26] Txt**
— 5 years later —
**[16:36] Kir**
A-Are you all right, Tennyo-sama?
**[16:39] Tenn**
You don't have to be so formal.
**[16:42] ---**
Kiriko-chan, you're a member
of the main Masaki house now.
**[16:45] Kir**
That is true, but...
**[16:48] Tenn**
In an official setting, you're Juraian royalty,
**[16:51] Tenn**
and I'm just a regular citizen.
Please don't forget that, Kiriko-sama.
**[16:58] Kir**
That's a different situation.
**[17:00] ---**
Having to keep that up even
when I'm here is exhausting.
**[17:03] Tenn**
You even went to Renza after becoming royalty,
and you still haven't gotten used to it?
**[17:08] Kir**
That's exactly why I want to relax
when I'm here.
**[17:11] Kir**
I mean, Karen's also the Renza royalty.
**[17:14] ---**
Gyokuren's actually a real queen,
and head of one of Renza's five royal houses.
**[17:20] Kar**
While we're here, we're nothing
but court ladies attending Seina-sama.
**[17:26] Tenn**
Oh, my, Seina-chan used to
be so tiny and cute...
**[17:31] Kir**
I-I never thought it would
turn out like this back then.
**[17:37] Tenn**
Tsukiko-chan really didn't have to hold back.
**[17:43] Tenn**
Some bothersome stuff
is bound to come our way, too.
**[17:50] Job**
Stop, wait!
**[17:53] Job**
Wait! Wait!
**[17:54] Rea**
Anyway, I feel bad for bothering you
with another matter, Kiriko-sama.
**[18:01] (Flashback) Was**
Look, Kenshi-chan, isn't it cool?
**[18:07] (Flashback) Rea**
Is that the invincible
robot you came up with?
**[18:14] Kir**
Oh, no. In the end, it was very useful,
**[18:18] Kir**
and what's more, using something like
that on a planet was so far off-base...
**[18:22] Tenn**
I hear that earned a lot of nicknames.
**[18:26] Rea**
Well, the name itself had a bit of malice in it.
**[18:30] Rea**
Tennyo-san, please don't
be too mean to Kiriko-san.
**[18:34] Tenn**
Well, she seemed to be having
all kinds of fun over there
**[18:38] Tenn**
while I was stuck day in and day out in
a tiny dark hole, fighting with Mother's trash!
**[18:43] Kir**
There was nothing fun about it!
**[18:44] Tenn**
I know about it, you know?
**[18:46] Tenn**
You had some adventures
in another dimension?
**[18:49] Kir**
I-I mean, there was a fantasy
world right in front of my eyes!
**[18:54] Tenn**
I hear you joined an adventurers'
guild and were killin' it.
**[19:01] Rea**
Tennyo-san, please let her off the hook.
**[19:05] Tenn**
Well, I am looking forward to seeing
some elf girls you picked up over there.
**[19:10] Tenn**
Besides, it's not like we're any different.
**[19:15] Kar**
Ah, right. I heard that you were
transferred here from another dimension?
**[19:22] Tenn**
You really like those kinds of stories, huh?
**[19:25] Tenn**
Well, you have heard that that's
how my mother found her, right?
**[19:29] Kir**
Yes, and now you're struggling
to find clues about that.
**[19:34] Tenn**
More or less.
**[19:36] Tenn**
But lately, I've been hitting that massive
pile of Father's old diaries on a hunch.
**[19:44] Kir**
And you found something?
**[19:46] Tenn**
Yes. Father wrote a lot,
**[19:48] ---**
so he kept meticulous records
of day to day things,
**[19:51] Tenn**
but it's like my mother went and wrote
in a bunch of things, as if to correct him.
**[19:58] Tenn**
Along with that, there were mentions here
and there of the research concerning Rea-san.
**[20:03] Tenn**
While trying to follow that,
**[20:04] ---**
I ended up reliving my parents' love story,
all the way to their marriage...
**[20:09] Kir**
So from the time they met?
**[20:11] Tenn**
From the very start.
**[20:13] ---**
Endless scenes where my father
was being destroyed by my mother.
**[20:18] Rea**
Destroyed?
**[20:20] Tenn**
Seeing him come around to marrying that
is like seeing something break down.
**[20:27] Tenn**
Even Grandmother said he was a very
special specimen, so it has to be true.
**[20:32] Kar**
So it wasn't a love story
that was embarrassing to watch?
**[20:36] Tenn**
It was like when Seto-sama
married Utsutsumi-sama.
**[20:41] Kar**
I understand.
**[20:42] Tenn**
With that said, even in that love story
with all the psychological terror woven in,
**[20:47] Tenn**
my father's purity was just amazing.
**[20:50] Rea**
Would it be possible for me to see it, too?
**[20:54] Tenn**
I've already sorted through it,
**[20:56] ---**
so I moved it to the shared
subspace storage location.
**[20:59] Rea**
Thank you so much!
**[21:06] Kir**
So was Kiyone-sama's research able to
determine which world Rea-san came from?
**[21:12] Tenn**
She seems to have figured
it out quite early on.
**[21:15] Tenn**
She even had some understanding
of the transportation mechanism.
**[21:19] Tenn**
However, the plan was to send
Rea-san's child back there, right?
**[21:23] Kar**
So, while she was biding her time,
**[21:26] Kar**
she unfortunately passed away
and left it at an impasse?
**[21:29] Tenn**
The biggest reason the project came to a halt
**[21:32] Tenn**
was that Tenchi was born and
that he met Seina-chan.
**[21:37] ---**
But I can't get a good grasp of
what happened right before her death.
**[21:43] Kir**
So you think that period
contains something important?
**[21:46] Tenn**
Kiriko-chan!
**[21:47] Kir**
Yes?
**[21:48] Tenn**
You have some books at home
that Mother gave you, right?
**[21:53] Kir**
Y-Yes. I think most of them
were fantasy-related—Wait, what?
**[21:59] Tenn**
The books that she took from
libraries from all over were all
**[22:03] Tenn**
fantasy or science-fiction books
dealing with inter-dimensional travel.
**[22:08] Tenn**
Maybe my mother was considering
going to Rea-san's world herself.
**[22:14] Rea**
That is something that
Kiyone-neesan would think to do...
**[22:21] Kar**
Could it be?
**[22:22] Kir**
Maybe it wasn't inter-dimensional travel...
**[22:24] Tenn**
But reincarnation?
**[22:28] Tenn**
No, I think we went a bit too crazy there.
**[22:31] Kir**
R-Right?!
**[22:41] Job**
You see this? Aren't you amazed, you brats?!
**[22:45] Job**
Tremble before my sea dragon summon, "Laval"!
**[22:53] Kir**
Hey, don't summon something like that.
**[22:56] Job**
I can't leave after being made
a laughingstock by these brats!
**[22:59] Job**
Go, Laval!
**[23:24] Job**
Hey, you traitor! Why are you
making eyes at that little girl?!
**[23:27] Job**
And how come you can do those
suspiciously difficult tricks?!
**[23:31] Kir**
I guess it can't be helped.
**[23:33] ---**
Ryo-chan is Fuku-chan's older sister.
**[23:36] Job**
What? The older sister
of that fluffy hairball?
**[23:39] Job**
That means...
**[23:42] Kir**
Incidentally, Ryo-chan's
individual power is higher.
**[23:45] Job**
D-Damn it! Return, Mikura... I mean, Laval!
**[23:52] Job**
You traitor! You broke
the summoning contract!
**[23:56] Job**
Did you forget how many
sugar cubes I gave you?!
**[24:05] Kir**
Sugar cubes for a summoning contract?
**[24:08] Tenn**
But berating that sea dragon
when he had to face Ryo-chan is pretty cruel.
**[24:13] Job**
I won't forget this!
Give me my sugar cubes back!
**[24:16] ---**
That's enough!
**[24:20] Tenn**
Oh no, Tenchi's back.
**[24:32] Tenc**
Kiriko-san, I'm so glad to see you well.
**[24:36] Tenc**
Seina-kun told me what happened.
**[24:39] ---**
You've been through a lot.
**[24:40] Kir**
Y-Yes, but I was able to return safely,
**[24:44] ---**
and there were many fun things, as well.
**[24:46] Job**
Kiriko-chan was really enjoying herself
at the adventurers' guild!
**[24:57] Job**
You guys are back again?!
**[25:03] Tenn**
Looks like she's been formally
designated as a fun toy.
**[25:08] Tenc**
Oh, boy. Jobia-san, could I ask you
to entertain those two?
**[25:12] Tenc**
Please do it without
summoning anything, of course.
**[25:16] Job**
Roger that!
**[25:22] Job**
Damn it! You brats,
I'll have my revenge now!
**[25:29] Nob**
That reminds me of someone.
**[25:31] Tenn**
Couldn't agree more.
**[25:33] Nob**
Tenchi, shall we begin, then?
**[25:36] Tenc**
Oh, right.
**[25:38] Kir**
Before that, I would like to apologize
for all the trouble we've caused.
**[25:45] Kir**
Regarding Kenshi-chan, too.
**[25:47] ---**
Amane's team was supposed to
be a deterrent, but...
**[25:52] Tenn**
Asking those two to handle
that was a bit cruel.
**[25:55] Tenn**
Kiriko-chan's about the only one
who would jump at the throats
**[25:58] Tenn**
of the Galactic Federation's elites.
**[26:02] Tenn**
Well, those two were just used to create an alibi
that it was cleared with Seina-chan's party.
**[26:10] Kir**
I think I can appreciate that, but...
**[26:14] Tenn**
Thanks to Mitoto-sama, a compromise
was reached, so isn't it all right?
**[26:19] Tenn**
Father, you guys also think
that things settled decently, right?
**[26:23] Tenn**
I'm sure you were watching it all.
**[26:28] Nob**
So you did catch on to that.
**[26:30] Nob**
Grandfather and Father also decided
to just watch over things.
**[26:34] Tenc**
Father.
**[26:36] Nob**
Hm? Oh, right.
**[26:39] Nob**
This actually relates to Kenshi, as well,
but I wanted to talk to you, Kiriko-chan.
**[26:46] Kir**
To me?
**[26:50] Kir**
You want us to move our house here?
**[26:53] Kir**
But we have a place in Masaki Village...
**[26:56] Tenc**
You've become a member
of the Masaki main house,
**[27:00] Tenc**
and Seina-kun also holds the tree
of a first-generation royal house.
**[27:05] ---**
I've already talked to him
at that one meeting.
**[27:09] Kir**
Seina-chan... what did he say?
**[27:13] Tenc**
He agreed regarding the house.
**[27:16] ---**
He said that it would be best
to leave the details to you.
**[27:22] Kir**
Then I don't have any objections,
**[27:25] ---**
but our main area of activity is
at the Galaxy Academy.
**[27:29] Kir**
There are chances that these
kind of things will happen again.
**[27:34] Kir**
I am grateful for your consideration,
**[27:36] ---**
but having our house here would
actually cause more trouble.
**[27:40] Rea**
The reason my husband mentioned it relates
to Kenshi was because we were hoping that
**[27:44] Rea**
your being here would be a deterrent
for Seto-sama and the others, as well.
**[27:50] Kir**
Oh, I see.
**[27:52] Rea**
And Seina-chan and Kiriko-chan
are officially married now, so...
**[28:05] Kir**
Seina-chan and me... here with our child...
# E2 - Project Eden
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G65P5K0K6/project-eden)
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**[00:10] Nej**
Have our house on Earth, huh?
**[00:13] Kir**
Yes, first it's about keeping
Seto-sama's side in check,
**[00:16] Kir**
so that they don't go overboard
in their meddling with Kenshi-chan.
**[00:19] Kir**
Aside from that,
the Masaki family have also been
**[00:23] Kir**
thinking about Seina-chan and our children.
**[00:27] Nei**
Ah, you mean how and where
you will be raising them.
**[00:33] Ama**
I see. That topic could be an issue, indeed.
**[00:37] Ryo**
I guess for Kiriko-san's
children that would be Jurai,
**[00:39] Ryo**
for Amane-san the Academy,
for myself the Varta Kingdom,
**[00:43] Ryo**
and for Neju-sama
the Academy like Amane-san.
**[00:47] Gyo**
Since they will be Seina-sama's children,
**[00:50] ---**
having them be at the Academy
seems the easiest option.
**[00:55] Kar**
However, considering his position and traits,
**[00:59] Kar**
raising children at the Academy is
quite likely to cause problematic situations.
**[01:05] Ryo**
There'd be people scheming to use those children.
**[01:10] Kar**
Yes, at least in that regard,
**[01:12] ---**
those schemes could be
prevented completely on Earth.
**[01:18] Ama**
An early-stage civilization
that happens to be
**[01:21] Ama**
the home of Jurai's first empress, Funaho-sama.
**[01:24] Ama**
On top of that, there's even a very effective
guard dog called Tenchi-kun there.
**[01:28] Kir**
Amane!
**[01:30] Ama**
I mean, isn't that why
Tenchi-kun reached out to you?
**[01:35] Kir**
Well, that's true, but...
**[01:38] Ama**
In some aspects,
it's the safest place in the universe.
**[01:42] Ama**
We have the three goddesses of creation,
**[01:44] ---**
Ryo-Ohki, Ryoko-san,
Tenchi-san, and Mihoshi-san,
**[01:49] Ama**
the Juraian second generation
treeship, Ryu-Oh-sama,
**[01:52] ---**
and the enhanced third
generation treeship, Kyoko-chan.
**[01:56] Nej**
There's also the first
generation treeship, Funaho-sama.
**[01:59] ---**
Tarant was easily beaten to a pulp,
**[02:03] Nej**
and even if Daidaros came with a whole fleet,
it wouldn't even be a threat.
**[02:08] Kir**
Yes.
**[02:09] ---**
Even if we were away on a mission, or if
something unforeseen happened, like with Renza,
**[02:15] Kir**
Tenchi-kun said that they
would take care of things.
**[02:18] Ama**
Then I don't see any reason to say no.
**[02:21] All**
Yes.
**[02:22] All**
I agree.
**[02:24] Kir**
And one more thing.
**[02:26] ---**
If we're going to raise
our children on Earth,
**[02:28] ---**
we will need to have a wedding there as well.
**[02:31] Ama**
That makes sense.
**[02:33] Ama**
But isn't monogamy the rule here?
**[02:37] ---**
That means it'd be you and Seina, I guess.
**[02:41] Kir**
To be more precise, that's the case
for current Japanese law.
**[02:45] Kir**
Well, we talked about it and thought
that all four of us could be at the reception.
**[02:49] Ryo**
I don't think we need to do any of that.
**[02:53] Ryo**
This is to create a
plausible story for the children.
**[02:56] Ryo**
I think it would be sufficient if it were
just Seina-sama and you on Earth.
**[03:02] Ama**
Yeah, as for our children,
**[03:05] ---**
I think it'd be fine if Seina acknowledges them
and Kiriko treats them as adopted children.
**[03:10] Nej**
Besides, wouldn't it be problematic for his
reputation if he had so many mistresses?
**[03:17] Kir**
The ship for his reputation has long sailed.
**[03:20] Kir**
Not to mention, the people who
will be attending the ceremony
**[03:23] Kir**
won't care if there are four brides.
**[03:27] Jov**
"Tear him apart!" is probably all they'll say.
**[03:35] Jov**
Come on, that was the cue
for everyone to crack up!
**[03:38] Kir**
You really do appear out
of nowhere quite often.
**[03:41] Kir**
I have no intention of playing along
with your pathetic jokes.
**[03:44] Jov**
Don't be such a downer.
**[03:47] ---**
I'm just so happy to have seen
a comedy troupe on stage after so long.
**[03:53] Kir**
Then it's decided that we will all
participate in the reception on Earth.
**[03:57] Mik**
So, who is going to
be part of this whole thing?
**[04:01] Kir**
We'll think about it when it's time,
**[04:03] ---**
but if we're going to do it in space,
**[04:06] ---**
we will have a proper wedding
that includes you all, as well.
**[04:09] Mik**
I didn't express myself correctly.
**[04:11] ---**
I was trying to ask who will be
living in the house on Earth.
**[04:16] Kir**
Oh, of course.
**[04:19] ---**
Of the people who are here now...
**[04:25] Kir**
everyone will be eligible.
**[04:28] ---**
Acha-chan and Airen-san will need
to disguise themselves as humans,
**[04:33] ---**
but as long as you guys don't
transform in front of Earthlings,
**[04:36] ---**
you should be fine, Miki-san.
**[04:38] Ama**
How are you going to raise the children?
**[04:41] Ama**
If you going to follow the Masaki tradition,
**[04:43] ---**
they would have to be raised as Earthlings,
but that would be an issue for Wau, no?
**[04:49] Kir**
There's nothing to worry about there,
as Washu-sama said she'd take care of it.
**[04:54] Kir**
There have been people who didn't
look Japanese in the Masaki Family,
**[04:59] ---**
so that's something that's already
been shown to not be a problem.
**[05:03] Jov**
I know! I've heard about
that Ceremony of Maturity!
**[05:06] Jov**
It sounds fun, so put me on the list, please!
**[05:09] Kir**
You'd come even if I said no, right?
**[05:14] Nej**
That's the cunning of a prankster, all right.
**[05:17] Kir**
Well, if we were up in space, Airi-sama and
the others would unleash their fury on us,
**[05:21] Kir**
so this level of pranking, along with Jovia,
could be considered a rite of passage.
**[05:28] Jov**
What do you mean by that?
**[05:30] Ama**
So, what kind of house are we going to build?
**[05:33] Ama**
You've discussed that too, right?
**[05:36] Jov**
So you're just ignoring me?
**[05:40] Kir**
We'll use the plot of land across from
Tenchi-kun's place, on the other side of the pond.
**[05:44] Kir**
We should have a lot of space.
**[05:47] Kir**
We're supposed to come up
with a rough idea of the layout,
**[05:50] ---**
and then Nobuyuki-sama will
create the floor plans for us.
**[05:55] Ama**
That sounds fun.
***SIGN*** Tenchi Muyo!
***SIGN*** Ryo-Ohki
***SIGN*** Tenchi Muyo!
***SIGN*** Ryo-Ohki
***SIGN*** Episode 2 "Project Eden"
**[07:31] Set**
Looks like you had a rather good time over there.
**[07:34] Qui**
If you're unable to leave this place
and can't freely move in Renza,
**[07:40] ---**
what choice is there but for me to go?
**[07:42] Set**
You had work here to do as well.
**[07:46] ---**
It was rough, covering for you.
**[07:48] Qui**
If I hadn't gone,
you would have gone, right?
**[07:51] Qui**
Just so you know, this happened because
we involved Seina-dono in this trouble.
**[07:56] Set**
You were the one who was in charge of that!
**[07:58] Set**
I never expected things
to move this quickly, either!
**[08:02] Qui**
That's why I took responsibility
and went myself.
**[08:06] Qui**
It really was a lot of work.
**[08:09] ---**
I think a little bit of praise
wouldn't hurt, you know?
**[08:14] Set**
You did well.
**[08:15] ---**
But now that you're back,
prepare to be worked to the bone again!
**[08:21] Rin**
You two are done talking, right?
**[08:27] Set**
If we could have a touch more time...
**[08:29] Qui**
At least until we settle this...
**[08:32] Rin**
You're free to argue your hearts out
once you've answered my questions.
**[08:39] Oto**
First, we need to question you about about
your reported expenses while you were away.
**[08:44] Qui**
What? My report is accurate!
**[08:47] Rin**
I will decide that after we finish.
**[08:57] Rin**
Pleasure talking to you.
**[08:59] ---**
Should any more doubt arise,
I will return for more questioning.
**[09:03] Ato**
Excuse us.
**[09:09] Min**
Good job hanging in there.
**[09:12] Min**
We got approval.
**[09:16] Both**
I see.
**[09:21] Both**
You go!
**[09:26] Qui**
Everyone, it's been a long time.
**[09:30] Sas**
I guess that's true for you.
**[09:32] Sas**
Ayeka-oneesama and I didn't feel it
because our time was frozen,
**[09:37] ---**
but it must have been a long time.
**[09:39] Qui**
Sasami-sama, I am glad to see you well.
**[09:42] ---**
You too, Ayeka-sama.
**[09:44] Aye**
R-Right, Kuis Pantama... Kuis-san.
**[09:48] Kui**
Oh, you can just call me Kuis,
like you used to.
**[09:53] Aye**
Huh? U-Uh, right.
**[09:56] Kui**
Noike-sama, it's been far too long.
**[09:59] Noi**
I hear you had a hard time on Renza.
**[10:06] Kui**
Sasami-sama?
**[10:09] Kui**
Sasami-sama...?
**[10:12] Sas**
Um, well, you know...
**[10:18] Kui**
How come these two know
who I am, Sasami-chan?
**[10:28] Kui**
K-Kyoko-chan, please stay here for a second.
**[10:32] Kui**
I guess Tenchi-dono has
ascended Ryu-Oh-chan.
**[10:36] Sas**
And that's how your identity was revealed...
**[10:41] Kui**
Don't worry, Ryu-Oh-chan,
**[10:43] ---**
I won't yell at Ayeka-chan
and the others any more.
**[10:46] Kui**
I was just a bit surprised.
**[10:53] Kui**
So, should I be considering Kyoko-chan
as a first-generation class, then?
**[10:58] Aye**
Kyoko seems to have taken
to Washu-sama's tuning...
**[11:03] Kui**
So she's like a Ryo-Ohki type hybrid.
**[11:06] Kui**
It's funny, seeing it succeed in such a fashion.
**[11:11] Noi**
What's going to happen to Kyoko?
**[11:15] Kui**
Well, considering how much I learned,
**[11:17] ---**
I have no choice but to report this
to the highest council.
**[11:21] Kui**
I suppose the treatment will be
the same as with Seina-dono.
**[11:24] Noi**
So, tacit approval?
**[11:28] Kui**
Of course, it hinges on Tenchi-dono's side
not letting any information leak.
**[11:33] Kui**
But be wary. Even the Juraian royal family
doesn't agree on everything.
**[11:38] Kui**
Especially you, Ayeka-chan.
Be sure not to overdo it with Ryoko-chan.
**[11:44] Aye**
I'll be careful.
**[11:46] Kui**
Good.
**[11:48] Kui**
*But Seina-dono and Tenchi-dono...*
**[11:51] Kui**
* It's becoming more and more crucial*
* that we plan our moves carefully.*
**[11:58] Nob**
This is already a pretty good plan.
**[12:01] Nob**
There's almost no need
for me to do anything.
**[12:05] Kir**
They're just the ideas of amateurs.
It's a bit embarrassing.
**[12:09] Nob**
However, I feel like it's on the small side.
**[12:13] Nob**
There are a lot more people
on your side now, aren't there?
**[12:17] Rea**
Yeah. There is more than
enough land available.
**[12:21] Kar**
This is true,
**[12:23] ---**
but after discussing it, we realized
that we don't have a need for private rooms.
**[12:29] Kir**
We used our time together at Amane's house
during the Academy as inspiration.
**[12:35] Kir**
Eventually, we realized that everybody
spent the most time in the living room.
**[12:40] Rea**
I know where you're coming from.
**[12:42] ---**
Tenchi-chan and the others
are like that, too.
**[12:46] Nob**
I like that, too.
**[12:48] Nob**
Well, if you ever need to,
you can always just add an extension.
**[12:51] ---**
I'll make the floor plans accordingly.
**[12:54] Kir**
Our apologies for giving you so much work.
**[12:57] Nob**
That's really nothing to worry about.
**[13:00] Nob**
I've known Seina-chan
since he was a little boy,
**[13:04] ---**
so the thought of his house
being here is exciting.
**[13:09] Nob**
I had a conversation about this
with my father-in-law,
**[13:13] Nob**
and we discussed connecting this house
and Seina-chan's house in the long run.
**[13:18] Kir**
Connecting?
**[13:20] Nob**
Something along the lines of making one
big house, for the "Earth Masaki Family."
**[13:26] Kir**
We have no objections,
but what is the Earth Masaki Family?
**[13:32] Nob**
I only heard this from my father-in-law,
**[13:36] ---**
but he's saying both Tenchi
and Seina-chan have gotten too powerful.
**[13:41] Kar**
Ayeka-sama, Sasami-sama,
and Mihoshi-sama should all be fine,
**[13:45] ---**
but Washu-sama, Ryoko-sama,
and Ryo-Ohki-sama are here, too.
**[13:50] Kar**
Add to that the three goddesses of creation,
who aren't supposed to meddle in our realm...
**[13:56] Kir**
If Tenchi-chan were integrated
into the Jurai Masaki family,
**[13:59] ---**
it would be an issue not just
for this galaxy, but the entire universe.
**[14:02] ---**
Indeed.
**[14:03] Kir**
Is that why you coined the term "Earth Masaki
Family" to bundle him and Seina-chan together?
**[14:09] Nob**
That's right.
**[14:10] Kir**
So this is a plan to tactfully base
Tenchi-chan and Seina-chan on Earth...
**[14:16] Kir**
Seto-sama's plan.
**[14:17] Nob**
Personally, I think
the current situation is ideal.
**[14:22] ---**
Tenchi doesn't seem to have much
to say about this, either.
**[14:24] Nob**
Though, I suppose he has a lot of things to protect now.
**[14:30] Nob**
There was a notion of sealing off
this entire area, concealing it,
**[14:33] ---**
and making it a private space
devoid of any political affiliation.
**[14:38] Nob**
All of that is part of the idea
behind the combined houses.
**[14:42] Kir**
I see.
**[14:44] Kui**
It looks like you've finished talking.
**[14:49] Kui**
Please relax.
**[14:52] ---**
As of late, you look really imposing, Kiriko-chan.
**[14:56] Kui**
I nearly wet myself.
**[14:57] Kir**
I did go through a lot thanks to you, after all.
**[15:01] Kir**
I even got a vessel with an interesting name.
**[15:05] Kui**
I apologize for all the trouble
Seto-sama has caused you.
**[15:09] Kui**
It got a bit out of hand.
**[15:19] Kui**
It would have been different
if Seto-sama or Yosho-sama
**[15:22] Kui**
had spoken to you directly about this,
**[15:25] Kui**
so that's why we had Nobuyuki-dono do it.
**[15:28] Kir**
Reason and emotion are two different things.
**[15:31] Kui**
Don't be like this.
**[15:32] Kui**
This is happening because we're trying
**[15:34] ---**
to come up with a good way to release
Seina-dono from his current predicament.
**[15:39] Kir**
Do you really intend to release him, though?
**[15:42] Kir**
What are you planning to make him do now?
**[15:45] Kir**
What are you planning to make him do?!
**[15:49] Kui**
Just so you know, I was coerced
into it by Seto-sama. too!
**[15:53] Kir**
I understand.
**[15:54] Kir**
So, what are you planning to make him do?
**[15:57] Kui**
For starters, before the exchange
with Renza is made official...
**[16:05] Kui**
we'd like him to settle things
with the remainder of the pirates.
**[16:18] Kir**
You want to have a battle to unify
the remainder of the pirates here on Earth?
**[16:23] Kui**
Yes, a representative battle,
where each pirate guild sends one fighter.
**[16:28] Kui**
They reject becoming part of any country.
**[16:31] ---**
But they don't want to be
associated with Varta, either.
**[16:35] Kui**
Our plan is to gather all of them
and unify them into one country.
**[16:39] Kui**
The idea is to let them settle
the pecking order by force.
**[16:43] Kar**
But can these kinds of people really
be united into one country?
**[16:48] Kuid**
They are sweating the fact
that they missed their chance to escape.
**[16:52] Kuid**
That's why we're offering to recognize
them as a country,
**[16:54] Kuid**
and even help them with
establishing their territory once they unite.
**[16:57] Kir**
By why do this on Earth?
**[17:00] Kui**
Not every pirate loves
the idea of this unification battle.
**[17:06] Kui**
We want to isolate the event
to rule out foul play.
**[17:11] Kar**
And you want Seina-sama and us to
watch over this war by proxy, then?
**[17:16] Kui**
No, we will leave
that to an advisor from Earth.
**[17:21] Kui**
Kiriko-chan's team has to deal
with the Federation and Renza, right?
**[17:25] Kra**
But then Seina-dono's special trait...
**[17:28] Kui**
We'll ask Fuku-chan
and the others to help with that.
**[17:31] Kui**
They won't draw any attention to themselves,
and barely any of the pirates will know them.
**[17:37] Kir**
I take it you're doing this in the Solar System
to get rid of anyone who's against this plan.
**[17:45] Kir**
So we have to be the bait again, even here.
**[17:47] Kiu**
Yes, but we'd like to ask Mihoshi-dono
and Tenchi-dono to take care of that.
**[17:54] Ten**
Me?
**[17:55] Kui**
We need to avoid having anyone find out
about Ryoko-chan and Ayeka-chan at all costs,
**[18:01] Kui**
and Mihoshi-chan by herself would
have trouble in terms of firepower.
**[18:05] Kui**
Which means...
**[18:07] Kir**
Basically, you're also trying to figure out
how powerful Tenchi-chan is.
**[18:11] Kui**
We figured Tenchi-dono would be
the most suitable candidate
**[18:15] ---**
for quietly disabling and
capturing those people.
**[18:18] Kui**
If the Solar System is to become
an independent country in the future,
**[18:23] ---**
that sort of work might
be needed more often.
**[18:25] Ten**
You're saying it's best
if I get used to it now.
**[18:29] Ten**
All right.
**[18:30] Kui**
Since the unification battle
will be held on Earth,
**[18:33] ---**
the battle equipment will be rather
old gear made for terrestrial battles,
**[18:38] Kui**
and there will be plenty of regulations as well.
**[18:41] Kui**
And the battleground is going to be...
**[18:44] Kar**
An artificial island?
**[18:45] Kui**
An environmentally tuned ship
in hyperspace.
**[18:48] Kir**
Is this a royal treeship?
**[18:50] Kui**
A fourth-generation ship.
**[18:52] ---**
Code named "Tabletop Island."
**[18:58] Kui**
Currently, we're adjusting
the environment to match Earth.
**[19:01] Kui**
After that, once the terraforming
is complete, it will be ready.
**[19:07] Kir**
So Seina-chan will live on this island
and observe the proxy war?
**[19:12] Kui**
He will be more of a safeguard
to prevent meddling from Earth.
**[19:17] Kir**
What is the purpose of dangling
the bait in front of them so provocatively?
**[19:21] Kui**
There is going to be a parliamentary seat
for Earth in the Galactic Federation.
**[19:25] Kui**
This lays the groundwork for that.
**[19:27] Kui**
Of course, this is separate from
the government that the pirates will form.
**[19:31] Kir**
Earth is still an early-stage civilization!
**[19:34] Kar**
Two parliamentary seats in one solar system...
**[19:38] Kar**
Is that the reason that the pirates
have agreed to this proxy war?
**[19:44] Kui**
Of course, Earth formally joining the
Galactic Federation is a still a long ways away.
**[19:49] Kui**
It might not even happen.
**[19:53] Kui**
I don't mind if you think of it
as the Earth Masaki Family's seat.
**[19:56] Kar**
I see.
**[19:57] ---**
That means Jurai has officially decided
to meddle with Earth's affairs.
**[20:02] Kui**
The plan is not to interfere, though.
**[20:04] Kir**
So you're increasing
the surveillance of external systems.
**[20:14] Kir**
Seina-chan, take care...
**[20:25] Sei**
I just got back from Renza,
**[20:27] ---**
and now I have to live
on an uninhabited island?
**[20:29] Mik**
So he says, but I think you're liking it.
**[20:32] Kil**
And it doesn't seem like you really deprived
yourself of any alien pleasures over there.
**[20:37] Sei**
I'm sorry! I love it!
**[20:38] Sei**
Life on the alien planet was fun, too!
**[20:42] Fuk**
Seina, Seina.
**[20:44] Fuk**
I like this sort of survival lifestyle.
**[20:47] Sei**
Thanks.
**[20:49] Sei**
Oh, we got one!
**[20:53] Fuk**
Go, Seina!
**[20:54] Fuk**
Go, you got this! Get it!
**[20:57] Fuk**
Yeah!
**[20:59] Mik**
Fish family, black porgy. It's edible.
**[21:02] Mik**
Perfect for tonight's dinner.
**[21:04] Kil**
Looks like the ecosystem around
the island has stabilized quite a bit, too.
**[21:08] Kil**
After another year of time
acceleration adjustments,
**[21:12] ---**
it should be ready for terraforming.
**[21:19] Sei**
All right. Let's get some fruit
for dessert and then head back.
**[21:25] Mik**
I feel bad for Kiriko-san,
but this life isn't too bad.
**[21:29] Fuk**
Yeah, it's fun!
**[21:31] Fuk**
But I wish Ryo-Ohki-oneechan
or Acha-chan could be here, too.
**[21:35] Sei**
Yeah, but since time is sped up here,
going in and out is difficult.
**[21:39] Sei**
We should invite them once the environment
has been fully adjusted, though.
**[21:43] All**
Yeah, let's do that.
**[22:01] Tok**
Looks like you're having some trouble today.
**[22:11] Tok**
Sorry, Kenshi. Looks like they found you.
**[22:21] Sas**
I think Kenshi-chan got caught again today.
**[22:25] Ake**
Honestly, it's impossible to
not be found by Ryo-Ohki
**[22:28] Ake**
when she's a battleship's computer unit.
**[22:33] Sas**
Seeing as he's able to stay
hidden longer every day,
**[22:36] ---**
there's some progress being made.
**[22:41] Noi**
Good morning, Tenchi-sama.
**[22:43] Mih**
Good morning, Tenchi-san.
**[22:46] Ten**
Good morning.
**[22:54] Ten**
We're off!
**[22:57] Sas**
Good morning, Washu-oneechan.
**[22:59] Sas**
Is tea good?
**[23:02] Tok**
Nee-sama, the newspaper.
**[23:06] Ryo**
Hey, Washu.
**[23:07] Was**
Call me Mom.
**[23:09] Ryo**
Yeah, yeah.
**[23:10] Ryo**
Anyway, some small fry has snuck in.
**[23:13] ---**
Is it okay to leave them be?
**[23:15] Was**
Ryo-Ohki hasn't noticed yet, huh?
**[23:19] Was**
She's developing quite nicely
thanks to Kenshi-chan,
**[23:23] ---**
but you'll need to cover the gaps.
**[23:26] Was**
You are her older sister, after all.
**[23:29] Ryo**
You don't have to tell me that.
**[23:33] Was**
Well, we can wait until Tenchi-dono
comes back and we've had breakfast.
**[23:37] Was**
Oh, looks like Tenchi-dono already noticed.
**[23:46] Ten**
Ryo-Ohki, Kenshi, please take
care of the work for a bit.
**[23:50] Ken**
No problem, Tenchi-niichan.
**[24:05] Ten**
There you are.
**[24:15] Ten**
Uh, I think it was...
**[24:24] Ten**
The last step is to hand them over...
**[24:30] Ten**
But I wonder what this really means.
**[24:38] Mih**
*All good, confirming the delivery.*
**[24:42] Ten**
Well, let's not dwell too much on this.
**[24:45] ---**
I really need to get back.
**[24:52] Ten**
Sorry for taking so long.
**[24:56] Ken**
Welcome back, Tenchi-niichan.
**[24:58] Ken**
Did you finish your work?
**[25:00] Ten**
Yeah, all done.
**[25:02] Ken**
Ryo-Ohki-oneechan, race you to the house!
**[25:12] Ken**
Come on, Ryo-Ohki-oneechan!
**[25:16] ---**
Over here!
**[25:18] Noi**
It's almost like they're actual siblings.
**[25:22] Rea**
I'm truly grateful.
**[25:25] Rea**
While I'm grateful...
**[25:33] Ken**
Wow, a ship!
**[25:35] Ken**
That's amazing, Ryo-Ohki-oneechan!
**[25:44] Noi**
That's...
**[25:46] Rea**
While I'm truly grateful...
**[25:49] Rea**
Washu-sama, what do you think?
**[25:52] ---**
Kenshi will be entering grade school soon.
**[25:55] Noi**
He'll be attending school here,
so I don't think that'll be suitable.
**[25:59] Was**
Don't worry, I already have a plan.
**[26:03] Rea**
Memory modification?
**[26:15] Rea**
Um, Washu-sama?
**[26:17] Was**
If we can't use our technology
and have to keep things normal,
**[26:21] ---**
this is the best way.
**[26:23] Was**
Don't worry, just watch.
**[26:28] Noi**
Rea-okaasama, it looks
like it's working all right.
**[26:32] Rea**
Y-Yes.
**[26:34] Rea**
I wonder if I should be grateful
or sad that my son is so simple.
# E3 - Welcome to Tabletop Island
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYG5341PY/welcome-to-tabletop-island)
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**[00:09] Girl**
Speed, speed!
**[00:11] Girl**
Faster, faster!
**[00:13] Girl**
Let's do this!
**[00:17] Girl**
If you don't do watch out,
I'll finish 'em all!
**[00:22] Ten**
This is an unexpected outcome.
**[00:24] Ten**
A third Earthling after
Funaho-sama and Seina-kun.
**[00:28] Was**
If we're being precise, there's one more.
**[00:32] Ten**
Even Seina-kun was bitching about it.
**[00:35] ---**
Just bringing her up
puts Kiriko-san in a bad mood.
**[00:39] Was**
The dust has settled,
so I think it's okay now.
**[00:43] Ten**
Seina-kun was bothered by all of this
being forced on an innocent boy.
**[00:48] Ten**
But then he was like, "There was nothing
else that could be done, right? Right?"
**[00:53] Was**
I'd say Seina-dono's being burdened
with far more troublesome things.
**[01:00] Was**
Something's about to happen.
**[01:02] Ten**
Roger. Marker check!
**[01:11] Ten**
*I still can't get used to this feeling.*
**[01:31] Ten**
*This one only needs a marker.*
**[01:37] Ten**
Does that mean "okay"?
**[01:43] Ten**
Found you.
**[01:45] Ten**
Geez.
**[02:06] Ten**
Washu-san, here you go.
**[02:08] Was**
Good work.
**[02:11] Was**
We need to make sure that folks who do
stuff like this really feel your rage.
**[02:19] Ten**
I-I wasn't that angry.
**[02:22] Was**
Oh, really? Then, I'll hit them with my anger.
**[02:28] Was**
Anyway, looks like it's about to be settled.
**[02:31] Ten**
Quite a few pirates are fleeing.
Should we really let them go?
**[02:37] Was**
Other than the ones you secured,
they're all small fry.
**[02:41] Was**
We have to leave some work for the GP.
***SIGN*** Tenchi Muyo!
***SIGN*** Ryo-Ohki
***SIGN*** Tenchi Muyo!
***SIGN*** Ryo-Ohki
***SIGN*** Episode 3 "Welcome to Tabletop Island"
**[04:20] Girl**
Ryo-Ohki-oneechan!
**[04:26] Ken**
Oh, it's Fuku-oneechan!
**[04:31] Rea**
Oh, my, looks like they're playing already.
**[04:34] Ten**
If you're okay with it, Rea-san...
**[04:37] Ten**
I still can't figure out what
makes these "games" fun...
**[04:42] Ten**
I do see that they like him, though.
**[04:48] Miron**
Even on the island, they do play games
where people get thrown in the ocean.
**[04:53] Jov**
Listen to yourself.
**[04:55] ---**
This nympho here is the one who was getting
thrown into the ocean more than anyone else.
**[05:01] Miron**
That kid threw me without hesitation,
even when there was a reef.
**[05:05] Miron**
I lost count of how many
times I thought I'd die.
**[05:07] Jov**
And yet you still managed to bring back
lobsters and turban shells from there.
**[05:12] Jov**
Besides, how are you a teacher when
you're always seducing youngsters?
**[05:16] Jov**
Though that's kind of hot in its own right.
**[05:19] Miron**
Can you make up your mind?
**[05:20] Miron**
You second-rate bench warmer wife!
**[05:22] Jov**
What are you talking about?
**[05:23] ---**
I'm a gorgeous woman, *and* I come
in a package deal with a young beauty!
**[05:26] Miron**
Oh, I wonder which one's the plus one there.
**[05:29] Jov**
That's me, clearly.
**[05:30] Miron**
In what hell?!
**[05:35] Jov**
Wait, that didn't get them?
**[05:37] Miron**
That's weird.
**[05:38] ---**
With Airi-sama and Seto-sama, this bit
had them doubled over from laughter.
**[05:44] Ten**
Seina-kun and Kukoma-kun
sure have their hands full.
**[05:51] Ryo**
Train another 1000 years
if you want to beat me!
**[05:56] Ken**
Oh, Seina-oniichan!
**[05:58] Ryo**
Seina? Seina! Seina! Seina! Seina's here?!
**[06:03] Ryo**
O-Oh, crap!
**[06:12] Ryo**
You got me.
**[06:14] Ryo**
Shall we have a snack?
**[06:16] Ken**
Yeah!
**[06:18] Ten**
You want to anchor Tabletop Island?
**[06:21] Miron**
Yes, it seems that everybody
has taken a liking to it,
**[06:25] ---**
so the decision was unanimous.
**[06:28] Miron**
For space travel,
**[06:29] Miron**
Washu-sama is going to tweak Tabletop Island's
royal treeship so that it can be split out.
**[06:37] Ten**
I see. I was actually regretting
that I never had a chance to go visit.
**[06:43] Miron**
There are fewer and fewer
outstanding problems.
**[06:46] Miron**
As the battle has been decided,
**[06:49] ---**
it was decided that this is a good
opportunity to invite the Masaki family.
**[06:52] Jov**
It'll be great for Kenshi!
**[06:55] Jov**
On Tabletop Island there are
people who are strong,
**[07:00] ---**
but not absolute monsters like here.
**[07:02] Ten**
Monsters?
**[07:04] Was**
It's the perfect opportunity.
**[07:06] Ten**
Oh, is it already time?
**[07:09] Was**
Yup.
**[07:09] Miron**
It's time for tea!
**[07:11] Ten**
All right, let's get Kenshi and the others—
**[07:16] Girl**
This smells good!
**[07:18] Girl**
Fish from the ocean are great,
**[07:20] ---**
but the fish from your pond are good, too!
**[07:25] Girl**
Kenshi, they're ready to eat.
**[07:28] Ken**
Yay! Thank you!
**[07:31] Ken**
Hot!
**[07:33] Girl**
Are you okay?
**[07:35] Ken**
Yeah, I'm fine.
**[07:50] Miron**
Yum! This is amazing.
**[07:53] Miron**
Jovia did tell me that the food here
is to die for, but then again,
**[07:58] Miron**
her sense of taste is so broken that she'd
say the same about the crap Palty makes.
**[08:04] Miron**
So I had expected it to be about
one percent of what she had claimed.
**[08:08] Jov**
I bet you feel silly now!
**[08:10] Miron**
Well, I still doubt that you know
how great this pastry is.
**[08:14] Ten**
By the way, Washu-san.
**[08:16] ---**
How's Kenshi's development going?
**[08:19] Ten**
I'm happy that the kids
on Tabletop Island will spar with him,
**[08:23] ---**
but they're on completely
different levels, right?
**[08:26] Was**
Since we're trying to reach his maximum potential
without any augmentations, it'll take time.
**[08:30] Was**
Serious combat training will have to wait
**[08:32] Was**
until we've broken through
the first stage of development,
**[08:37] Was**
otherwise the training
won't have much effect.
**[08:39] Was**
For now, having the kids over there
play gently with him is enough.
**[08:44] Rea**
Is that how that is?
**[08:46] Was**
Kenshi's main task will be to control
a sacred mechanoid with his operator skills.
**[08:51] Was**
Having him internalize
the experiences will be enough.
**[08:54] Was**
Once his body is able to keep up,
**[08:56] ---**
his body and experiences will adjust to each
other, and his true powers will be unlocked.
**[09:01] Miron**
They might be good opponents
for him, Rea-sama.
**[09:04] Miron**
An absolute combat novice, Shou,
**[09:05] ---**
has become a somewhat decent fighter
just by being around Fuku-chan and the others.
**[09:10] Jov**
I think you guys are overthinking this.
**[09:13] Jov**
Just let him enjoy that paradise island!
**[09:16] Jov**
Dird in particular is just stupid enough
to make a perfect playmate.
**[09:22] Rea**
You're right.
**[09:26] Miron**
I've heard quite a bit from Jovia, but since
I've become involved in space relations,
**[09:29] Miron**
it's been one surprise after the other.
**[09:35] Miron**
I'm so glad I got my certification!
**[09:38] Was**
Nice energy.
**[09:39] Was**
You couldn't be the prime minister
of the Earth government without it.
**[09:47] Was**
Your political opponents will be Seto-dono,
Airi-dono, and so on and so forth.
**[09:51] Was**
No shortage of enemies for sure.
**[09:53] Was**
Should be quite fun.
**[09:55] Miron**
I'm very thankful for your advice and guidance.
**[10:00] Miron**
By the way, Tenchi-sama, are you married?
**[10:06] Miron**
There's a bit of an issue with
the lodging situation on Tabletop Island.
**[10:11] Miron**
Is something wrong?
**[10:13] Ten**
Well, actually, I haven't made
any plans in that direction yet.
**[10:17] Ten**
After all, I'm still an Earthling.
**[10:21] Miron**
I see what you mean.
**[10:25] Miron**
Not just by Kiriko-san,
**[10:26] Miron**
but other unpleasant types have
attached themselves to Minamida, as well.
**[10:29] Miron**
Things are all sorts of complicated, I see.
**[10:32] Ten**
How do you feel about about
Shou-kun and the other girls?
**[10:38] Miro**
Even just by my count, my grandfather
had 30 lovers, so I'm used to it.
**[10:45] Ten**
That's quite a special case.
**[10:49] Mir**
Some of them lived with him,
and they treated me nicely.
**[10:55] Mir**
It boils down to what you want to do,
and how the others are feeling.
**[11:00] Mir**
Once you've figured that out, the best
thing to do is to have a face to face talk.
**[11:05] Mir**
If this life is not a problem for you,
I think there's no need to agonize too much.
**[11:15] Ten**
* Kenshi asked me something*
* along those lines, too.*
**[11:19] Ten**
* Yeah, I do have to*
* make a decision at some point.*
**[11:23] Rea**
For that, maybe a change of scenery
on Tabletop Island wouldn't be bad.
**[11:27] Rea**
Nobuyuki-san and I will stay behind,
so will you take care of Kenshi?
**[11:32] Ten**
But Rea-san...
**[11:34] Rea**
It has to do with
Nobuyuki-san's work schedule, too.
**[11:37] ---**
We'll relax here instead.
**[11:48] Ryo**
Even covering such
a short distance takes ages?
**[11:52] ---**
Early-stage civilizations are so tiresome.
**[11:56] Wom**
That's part of the fun of a trip.
**[12:00] Wom**
Anyway, you seemed to have fun being
with Kenshi-chan and Ryo-chan.
**[12:06] Ryo**
I was just going along with them
because they wouldn't leave me alone.
**[12:19] Sei**
The island is coming into view now.
**[12:46] Ken**
It's so big!
**[12:47] Ken**
Don't you just want to
climb that, Ryo-Ohki-oneechan?
**[12:52] Ken**
That's a huge hole!
**[12:54] Ken**
Don't you just want to dive
into that, Ryo-Ohki-oneechan?
**[12:58] Sei**
Kenshi-kun still isn't
afraid of anything, is he?
**[13:02] Ten**
Ryo-Ohki is holding back less
and less nowadays.
**[13:06] Ten**
Washu-san deployed a guardian,
so nothing really bad can happen.
**[13:10] Ten**
But it won't activate
until he's really about to die.
**[13:12] Ten**
So he's always getting banged up,
but for a different reason than Seina-kun.
**[13:17] Driu**
Is Fuku not going overboard?
**[13:19] Ten**
It's fine.
**[13:21] Ten**
As always, she has trouble with nuance,
but Kenshi's having fun.
**[13:26] Sei**
I did talk to them, so Dird
and the others shouldn't be too wild.
**[13:31] Sei**
But I can't say I'm not worried at all.
**[13:33] Ten**
It'll be a good experience for Kenshi.
**[13:36] Ten**
I think cutting loose a little is a good thing.
**[13:41] Ten**
Tropical islands are nice, huh?
**[13:44] Ten**
To be honest, I'm a little excited as well.
**[13:48] Sei**
I was the same. I promise you
that there's plenty to enjoy.
**[13:54] Girl**
Hey! Hey!
**[13:57] Girl**
Welcome! Over here! Here! Here!
**[14:09] Girl**
That was so mean, Alea!
**[14:11] Ale**
You're so annoying!
Stop embarrassing us from day one!
**[14:17] Ken**
Yay!
**[14:20] Mir**
Hold on. This is my island.
**[14:23] Mir**
The rules say you need to undergo
a physical examination before entering.
**[14:27] Ken**
Rules?
**[14:30] Mir**
Exactly.
**[14:37] Mir**
Now, come here. I'm going to
examine every inch of your bod—
**[14:47] Pal**
Shou, clean that up please.
**[14:49] Sho**
Yeah, I know.
**[14:53] Pal**
Everyone, thank you
for making the long journey here.
**[14:57] Pal**
I am truly honored to be able to
welcome members of the main Masaki family.
**[15:03] Pal**
Let me show you to your quarters first.
**[15:06] Ten**
That'd be great, thanks.
**[15:14] Mir**
Shou, come on, do mouth to mouth.
**[15:21] Mir**
Fishy?! Stupid devil fish!
**[15:24] Mir**
Why are you guys here?
**[15:27] Mir**
It was supposed to be Shou
giving me deep mouth to mouth.
**[15:30] Mir**
What?
**[15:32] Boy**
Sensei, you threw my octopus.
**[15:35] Mir**
Oh, fine.
**[15:42] Mir**
There, happy now?!
**[15:44] Mir**
Shou, where are you?!
**[15:46] Mir**
Wait for me!
**[15:50] Boy**
Shou-niichan doesn't have it easy, huh?
**[15:52] Both**
Yeah...
**[15:56] Was**
All right, we finished our
introductions and room planning.
**[15:59] Was**
As I explained beforehand,
**[16:01] ---**
I'd like Palty-dono
and the others to train Kenshi.
**[16:05] Pal**
Right.
**[16:05] Pal**
You said we should... play with him
where each of us are most versed?
**[16:09] Was**
Yeah.
**[16:11] Ale**
Then, I guess I'll do trap
construction and hide and seek.
**[16:14] Apu**
I'll do video games.
**[16:15] Pal**
Maybe it's tag for me?
**[16:18] Ale**
Dird shou—
**[16:20] Pal**
Is something like that okay?
**[16:22] Was**
That's sufficient.
**[16:24] Was**
Now, let's fully enjoy this island life!
**[17:21] Ten**
Somehow, it's just like life back at home.
**[17:24] Sei**
Tenchi-senpai, how about
we take a longer trip?
**[17:27] Ten**
A longer trip?
**[17:28] Sho**
There's a good spot for free dive fishing.
**[17:36] Jov**
I caught it!
**[17:42] Mir**
Look what I got!
**[17:54] All**
This is amazing!
**[18:12] Ken**
This is so much fun, Ryo-Ohki-oneechan.
**[18:17] Ken**
The stars are so pretty.
**[18:23] Ten**
Time for bed, huh, Kenshi?
**[18:25] Ken**
Tenchi-oniichan.
**[18:27] Ten**
Let's head back to our rooms, with everyone.
**[18:30] Ken**
Yeah.
**[18:32] Ken**
But...
**[18:37] Ken**
I want to sleep
in Shou-oniichan's thing here.
**[18:41] Sho**
And done. Here you go, Kenshi-kun.
**[18:45] Ken**
Yay!
**[18:51] Sho**
How is it?
**[18:52] Ken**
Perfect!
**[18:54] Ken**
Thank you, Shou-oniichan.
**[18:59] Ten**
Sorry, we even took your tent.
**[19:01] Sho**
Don't mention it. It's a leftover
one I got from Minamida-san.
**[19:05] Sho**
And I can understand
Kenshi-kun's desire, too.
**[19:08] Ten**
Yeah, it does look like fun.
**[19:10] Sho**
Yes, I was like that, too.
**[19:41] Ken**
Yup.
**[19:44] Ken**
Good morning, Tenchi-oniichan.
**[19:46] Ten**
Good morning, Kenshi.
**[19:47] Ten**
Should we go look
for some food for breakfast?
**[19:50] Ken**
Yeah!
**[20:07] Ken**
Tenchi-oneechan!
**[20:09] Ken**
It's full of fruit!
**[20:30] Mih**
Good morning, Tenchi-san and Kenshi-chan.
**[20:33] Ken**
Morning!
**[20:34] Ten**
Good morning.
**[20:35] Ten**
You were fishing?
**[20:36] Mih**
Yes.
**[20:37] Dir**
Look, we caught quite a few!
**[20:40] Dir**
Let's go back and have breakfast!
**[20:42] Dir**
Food, food!
**[20:45] Ken**
Okay, let's race home!
**[20:47] Ten**
We should head back as well.
**[20:49] Mih**
Yes.
**[20:52] Jov**
Hey, Kenshi.
**[20:54] Jov**
You're coming with me
after you're done eating.
**[20:57] Ken**
Sure.
**[21:00] Jov**
You're all snot-nosed brats!
**[21:02] Jov**
Today's the last day of your evil-doing!
**[21:06] Tak**
Jovia-obachan, don't cause too
much trouble for Minamida-ojichan.
**[21:11] Girl**
You're making your daughter cry.
**[21:13] Jov**
Damn it! Don't call me obachan!
**[21:16] Jov**
That's it! You're going to pay
for everything today!
**[21:19] Jov**
I'm going to have you
fight my ultimate weapon!
**[21:22] Boy**
You're the kid who came
here on the boat yesterday.
**[21:24] Ken**
Yup, I'm Masaki Kenshi! Nice to meet you!
**[21:27] Tak**
Nice to meet you, I'm Takashi.
**[21:29] Ama**
I'm Amai!
**[21:32] Ama**
You can have this shell!
**[21:34] ---**
Thank you!
**[21:36] Shou**
I'm Shouta!
**[21:37] Shou**
You want some dried fish?
**[21:38] Ken**
Thank you!
**[21:39] Jov**
This isn't the time for this!
**[21:42] Jov**
Are you going to fight or not?!
**[21:44] Jov**
If you're too scared,
**[21:45] ---**
I'm willing to consider it
if you get on your knees right now
**[21:47] Jov**
and say: "Beautiful and kind Jovia-oneesama,
we're sorry for all the bad things we did."
**[21:57] Fuk**
Are you okay, Kenshi?
**[21:58] Fuk**
When I heard that pervert took you,
I immediately chased after you.
**[22:02] Ken**
Yeah, it was nothing.
**[22:05] Mir**
You little brats shouldn't be so full of
yourselves for having defeated Jovia.
**[22:09] Mir**
Of the big four, she is by far the weakest—
**[22:13] Mir**
You came chasing after me?!
**[22:14] Mir**
Catch me!
**[22:28] Sas**
Kenshi-chan said he's having lunch
with the friends he made on the island.
**[22:33] Ryo**
He immediately adjusted to them
and his wildness completely spiked, eh?
**[22:37] Sas**
That goes for you, too.
**[22:38] Ryo**
All according to plan.
**[22:39] Ryo**
Every single experience from here
will eventually prove useful.
**[23:22] Ten**
Ryoko, what are you up to?
**[23:24] Ryo**
I was looking at the stars.
**[23:26] Ten**
The stars?
**[23:29] Ten**
The night sky here really is something.
**[23:33] Ten**
What we see back home
is nothing compared to this.
**[23:36] Ten**
I wonder why the stars you see
from the surface are so pretty.
**[23:42] Ryo**
Maybe it's because it's
a place where people live.
**[23:46] Ten**
A place where people live, huh?
**[23:49] Ten**
I guess space is a void.
**[23:53] Ten**
But you've seen plenty of
these stars up close, right?
**[23:57] Ryo**
Yeah, but I actually like it here, too.
**[24:01] Ryo**
Even though I did get
sealed away by your grandpa.
**[24:05] Ryo**
Looking back on that now,
**[24:06] ---**
I realize it was a good opportunity
to think about all kinds of things.
**[24:11] Ten**
It was?
**[24:14] Ryo**
It did make me mad.
**[24:16] Ryo**
I might have been locked into
a small world, but my heart was free.
**[24:23] Ryo**
When I was Kagato's puppet,
my body was free, but my heart wasn't.
**[24:30] Ryo**
That small world... of the little shrine,
of the Masaki household...
**[24:35] Ryo**
To me, that was worth so much more.
**[24:39] Ten**
Do you... still feel that way?
**[24:46] Ryo**
Good question.
**[24:49] Ryo**
It's fun.
**[24:50] ---**
Though Ayeka nagging me like my sister-in-law
and Washu's touchy-feely stuff are annoying.
**[24:56] Aye**
What are you talking about?!
**[24:58] Aye**
That's only because you're so sloppy!
**[25:02] Ten**
Ayeka-san...
**[25:05] Ryo**
Well, I think everybody feels the same way.
**[25:10] Ten**
You guys.
**[25:25] Ten**
*I was unsure about so many things.*
**[25:29] Ten**
* I'm an Earthling, so I have to*
* adhere to certain customs.*
**[25:33] Ten**
* But I also really, really*
* love where I am right now.*
**[25:39] Ten**
*I was envious of Seina-kun.*
**[25:42] Ten**
But...
**[25:50] Ten**
*Can I...*
**[25:53] Ten**
Can I...
**[25:58] Ten**
make a selfish wish?
# E4 - Paradise Paradigm
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRVD04QXR/paradise-paradigm)
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**[00:32] Ken**
R... Ryo Ryo-Ohki-oneechan?
**[00:35] Ten**
Good morning, Kenshi.
**[00:38] Ken**
Good morning, Tenchi-niichan.
**[00:58] Ken**
Did something good happen?
**[01:09] Fuk**
There he is.
**[01:11] Fuk**
Kenshi!
**[01:13] Fuk**
We're all going to
the lake in the mountains.
**[01:16] Fuk**
We're taking a ton of food, too!
**[01:20] Fuk**
Get ready quick!
**[01:23] Ken**
Okay!
***SIGN*** Tenchi Muyo!
***SIGN*** Ryo-Ohki
***SIGN*** Tenchi Muyo!
***SIGN*** Ryo-Ohki
***SIGN*** Episode 4: "Paradise Paradigm"
**[03:10] Sho**
Kenshi-kun's quite something.
**[03:12] Ten**
He *is* always playing tag
with Ryo-Ohki in the mountains.
**[03:35] Mir**
You did well to make it up here, little boy!
**[03:38] Are**
Miron-sensei?
**[03:40] Mir**
But this is where you will meet your fate!
**[03:43] Mir**
Taste my ultimate weapon!
**[03:53] Mir**
Go, my berserker, do that little boy—
**[03:57] Mir**
Huh?
**[04:07] Mir**
How dare you!
**[04:09] Mir**
But that was the weakest of the Big Four!
**[04:16] Ryo**
What did those two actually want?
**[04:19] Sho**
They wanted to exploit Palty's trauma,
but she's already overcome it.
**[04:25] Dir**
Miron-sensei was always fun, but she's
gotten even more fun since Jovia came here.
**[04:30] Are**
We just have double
the nuisances now, you dork.
**[04:34] Noi**
This looks like...
**[04:36] Was**
Yeah, I made it resemble the flora
over there for Kenshi's training.
**[04:41] Dir**
Kenshi-chan, let's go deeper!
**[04:44] Dir**
We found a huge mushroom the other day!
**[04:46] Ken**
Coming, Dird-oneechan!
**[04:49] Noi**
Hands-on training of sorts?
**[04:51] Was**
We can't throw him into the deep end, you know.
**[04:58] Ten**
Miron-san is pretty intense, huh?
**[05:02] Sho**
Minamida-san was supposed to
be in charge of Jovia-san...
**[05:08] Sho**
Tenchi-san,
**[05:10] Sho**
is it true there's a bunch of people in space
who are even crazier than that?
**[05:13] Ten**
You could say so.
**[05:15] Sho**
Meanwhile, I'm just a normal Earthling
who's good at rock-paper-scissors.
**[05:20] Ten**
Both Seina-kun and I thought so, too.
**[05:23] Ten**
But the mere fact that you're here
means you're not normal.
**[05:31] Sho**
"Victims of the Stupid Hags Club"?
**[05:33] Ten**
Yep. It's a collective whose
aim is lessening the pain
**[05:37] Ten**
that comes from dealing with
the troublesome women in our lives.
**[05:40] Ten**
Oh, I didn't know there was such a thing.
**[05:43] Ten**
We've all got our own troublemakers,
**[05:46] Ten**
but as all of them are colluding with
each other anyway, it's just for our nerves.
**[05:51] Ten**
Basically, we just meet up in a pub
from time to time to rant.
**[05:56] Sho**
That doesn't sound promising...
**[05:58] Ten**
It's easier if you give up early.
**[06:01] Sho**
Minamida-san said the same thing, too!
**[06:04] Ten**
You don't like Miron-sensei?
**[06:08] Sho**
Sob... Thanks, you guys...
**[06:17] Jov**
What was that supposed to be?
Berserker, my ass. That was useless!
**[06:22] Mir**
Damn it! When did she manage
to dispel that curse?!
**[06:26] ---**
You'll pay for this!
**[06:28] Ten**
They don't tire, do they?
**[06:30] Sho**
Looks like being thrown into water
will be a theme for them.
**[06:37] Kar**
Seina-sama, shouldn't we at least capture Jovia-san?
**[06:43] Tenn**
Yeah!
**[06:44] Tenn**
I mean, I'm also suppressing my urge to go
to down there to play with Tenchi and Kenshi!
**[06:53] Sei**
Even if we capture her,
**[06:55] Sei**
Jovia-san, with her stress levels,
is just going to get in our way.
**[06:58] Tenn**
Sheesh. You always manage to pick up
the troublesome ones, Seina-chan.
**[07:03] Sei**
I do feel bad about
offloading her on Shou-kun.
**[07:06] Tenn**
It's a good dry run for him.
**[07:09] Tenn**
In space, the Big Four are puny
compared to the Ultra Demon Lord.
**[07:18] Noi**
Good work, everyone.
**[07:21] Noi**
Please relax until dinner.
**[07:23] Both**
Will do!
**[07:26] Pal**
Thank you very much.
**[07:31] Dir**
That's so good.
**[07:32] Dir**
But, Kenshi-chan, you really pop off
when you're in the mountains.
**[07:37] Ken**
I do?
**[07:38] Was**
What do you mean by that?
**[07:40] Dir**
Well, I didn't really see it
when it was flat, but there it was...
**[07:46] Dir**
Ah, um, hmm...
**[07:51] Are**
Washu-sama, it's impossible
to get an explanation from that idiot.
**[07:57] Dir**
And then, he went pop.
**[08:00] Was**
Aha, I see.
**[08:02] Are**
Y-You were able to understand
that weird dance?
**[08:05] Was**
I know someone a little like that, too.
**[08:08] Was**
I didn't get the finer details,
but I got some valuable information.
**[08:19] Ten**
Did something happen?
**[08:21] Was**
It's a tiny step, but it
seems coming here was worth it.
**[08:24] Ten**
Did Kenshi have a breakthrough?
**[08:27] Was**
It's not quite enough to say that,
**[08:29] Was**
but I think he's ready for some
light sparring sessions with the girls.
**[08:34] Ten**
When it comes to guardian combat...
**[08:36] Was**
That'll come much later.
**[08:38] Was**
It could make him feel invincible
and hinder the development of the body.
**[08:43] Was**
So it'll just be old-fashioned fighting.
**[08:45] Ten**
Right.
**[08:47] Was**
Also, let's start training him in using
sensor information when locating enemies,
**[08:51] Was**
instead of purely relying on his five senses.
**[08:54] Ten**
And that won't have adverse side effects?
**[08:57] Was**
Moving his body based on sensor data
**[09:00] Was**
is something that Kenshi naturally
inherited from Rea-dono, anyway.
**[09:08] Was**
All right.
**[09:14] Was**
Go through the jungle and the four areas
where Dird and the others are,
**[09:19] Was**
and then get to this point.
**[09:22] Was**
Of course, Dird and the rest will attack you
when you're in their territory.
**[09:26] Was**
Every time you get hit by an attack,
you'll lose a point.
**[09:31] Was**
You'll also lose points
if you don't make it on time.
**[09:36] Sho**
What happens if he loses lots of points?
**[09:39] Was**
The fewer the points he has,
the more time he'll be forced
**[09:41] Was**
to endure Ryo-Ohki's tickle torture.
**[09:44] Sho**
And what's the reward
for not losing any points?
**[09:47] Was**
Then Ryo-Ohki will pet his head.
**[09:52] Sho**
Kenshi-kun, they're trying
to domesticate you...
**[10:03] Dir**
You're fast, Kenshi-chan.
**[10:45] Are**
Not so fast.
**[11:00] Sho**
Those ricocheting rounds are annoying.
**[11:31] Ken**
No, get off!
**[11:38] Sho**
Getting away from the enhanced
Pii and Piyo is impossible...
**[11:42] Was**
They are more nimble than Kenshi for sure.
**[11:45] Sho**
I guess Palty is last.
**[11:59] Pal**
Kenshi-chan. I can't really
hold back when I fight, so...
**[12:06] Ken**
I understand.
**[12:34] Ken**
* It's not as bad as going against*
* Sasami-oneechan, but still...*
**[12:36] Sho**
Fighting in cluttered terrain is her forte.
**[12:40] Was**
That's what the Jurai
fighting style is about.
**[12:44] Was**
That makes her a great opponent for Kenshi.
**[12:50] Fuk**
Kenshi! Over here!
**[12:53] Fuk**
Run! Hurry, hurry!
**[12:59] Mir**
I will praise you for defeating
my Big Four and making it here.
**[13:03] Jov**
However, they were nothing
but the opening act!
**[13:07] Jov**
This is where it gets real!
**[13:10] Mir**
Try to defeat us both if you can...
**[13:16] Fuk**
Goal!
**[13:18] Fuk**
Unfortunately, you didn't make it in time.
**[13:22] Fuk**
Your score is -94 points.
**[13:25] Fuk**
Nine hundred and forty seconds of tickling time!
**[13:30] Fuk**
How dare you, you brat?!
**[13:45] Sho**
Isn't that the best training for him?
**[13:55] Was**
Yup, that got me some interesting data.
**[13:59] Was**
While we're here, we should have them train
with Kenshi as much as possible.
**[14:04] Ten**
We'll have to repay them for that, then.
**[14:06] Was**
From what I can see from the data,
this is good training for them as well.
**[14:11] Ten**
This counts as training?
**[14:14] Was**
He's quite the talent, eh?
I look forward to seeing him when he's grown up.
**[14:18] Was**
Oh, looks like we have guests.
**[14:29] Sho**
Minamida-san, there really are
a lot of signals now.
**[14:33] Mina**
Geez, they sure don't know when to quit.
**[14:38] Ten**
Good work. What's the status?
**[14:41] Mina**
They're approaching the island
from all directions using silent submarines.
**[14:45] Mina**
Numerous unknown vessels,
both large and small, are approaching.
**[14:49] Ten**
Unknown? I guess that means
they're newly developed vessels?
**[14:53] Ten**
They really had to bring
those out here, didn't they?
**[14:56] Min**
We'll have to be careful
based on who it is,
**[14:59] Min**
or else it'll be a burden on their taxpayers.
**[15:01] Ten**
They're probably misappropriating funds, anyway.
**[15:04] Ten**
Instead of turning them into scrap,
I'd put them somewhere random inland.
**[15:10] Sho**
Y-You're talking so calmly,
but their numbers are off the charts!
**[15:14] Ten**
You'll get used to it eventually.
**[15:16] Sho**
Okay...
**[15:17] Ten**
What about the other forces?
**[15:19] Nami**
Warships are not so fast,
so there are none nearby yet.
**[15:24] Nami**
However, there are a few tankers
moving suspiciously.
**[15:28] Nami**
Additionally, there's some movement
among the aerial forces.
**[15:31] Ten**
I'd guess that they're trying to seize this island,
**[15:34] Ten**
but I'm not too familiar with
these kinds of strategies...
**[15:37] Ten**
Well, I suppose they wouldn't
bother with infiltration.
**[15:41] Mina**
I think they'll probably start
by firing missiles at us—
**[15:44] Mina**
Ah, here they come.
**[15:47] Ten**
Looking at those numbers, they probably
think this is an uninhabited training area.
**[15:51] Sho**
It's almost 1,000!
**[15:54] Ten**
That's no problem.
**[16:19] Sho**
All of them vanished in a second?
**[16:21] Sho**
Does this mean that Tenchi-san
could handle all of this by himself?
**[16:25] Mina**
If he only had to destroy them, yes.
**[16:29] Mina**
Shou-kun, please keep a look out here.
**[16:31] Mina**
Let us know when you see something.
**[16:33] Sho**
A-All right.
**[16:38] Sho**
What am I supposed to actually do here, though?
**[17:17] Sho**
The submarine signals are all vanishing!
**[17:20] Sho**
How is any of this possible?
**[17:49] Sho**
Those were definitely supposed to
impact Tabletop Island.
**[17:52] Sho**
They were made with ceramic compounds
for superior thermal insulation.
**[17:56] Sho**
So, basically, a simple high density
alloy stuffed into a big thermos?
**[18:00] Sho**
Is this what they call the "Rod of God"?
**[18:02] Sho**
That'd mean they'd pierce through the island,
even if they weren't exactly nukes.
**[18:07] Sho**
That would definitely suck.
**[18:09] Sho**
Anyway, I got here in the blink of an eye.
**[18:12] Sho**
This guardian is on a whole different level
than the one I used to fight Dird and them.
**[18:16] Sho**
So this is what
the high-end guardians are like.
**[18:21] Sho**
Man, there are more?
**[18:33] Mas**
So, are you done now?
**[18:36] Guy**
* You're telling me everything*
* was your doing?!*
**[18:38] Guy**
*I don't believe it! That's impossible!*
**[18:42] Mas**
You're underestimating
the technology of a world
**[18:45] Mas**
where interstellar travel is an everyday thing.
**[18:48] Guy**
*Why is it that girl?!*
**[18:49] Guy**
* There are worthier candidates*
* for leading Earth's government!*
**[18:53] Guy**
* Not to mention, that girl can't*
* handle such a heavy responsibility!*
**[18:56] Mas**
She is merely an agent for our side.
**[18:59] Mas**
As Earth does not have a right
to speak in the Galactic Federation,
**[19:02] Mas**
the seat in the parliament is merely there
to keep other planets from meddling.
**[19:08] Mas**
You need only concern yourself
with the development of Earth.
**[19:12] Mas**
Either way, until you acquire the qualifications,
we will be the Earth government.
**[19:19] Guy**
*That's why we need your technology!*
**[19:22] Guy**
*You're from Earth, too, aren't you?!*
**[19:25] Mas**
That is forbidden.
People from an initial-stage civilization
**[19:29] Mas**
cannot endure the vastness of space.
**[19:33] Guy**
*The vastness of... space?*
**[19:36] Mas**
In order to live in space,
physical and mental evolution are necessary.
**[19:42] Mas**
Before it becomes natural
for a planet's people to be at that stage,
**[19:45] Mas**
an unbelievably long time has to pass.
**[19:48] Mas**
The only way is to develop new technologies
**[19:51] Mas**
and keep advancing bit by bit
through trial and error.
**[19:54] Mas**
Incidentally,
**[19:56] Mas**
I had this conversation time and again
with your predecessor and the one before that.
**[20:01] Guy**
*Then what about Miron or Kukoma?!*
**[20:03] Mas**
Despite the astronomical odds,
they encountered us and passed the trials.
**[20:08] Mas**
That is why they are the exception.
**[20:10] Guy**
* Are you saying I didn't*
* have the qualifications?!*
**[20:13] Mas**
You were not able to get to Tabletop Island.
**[20:18] Mas**
It's not a matter of ability or the like.
**[20:20] Mas**
Whatever form it takes,
they have a real presence to them.
**[20:23] Mas**
And the unusual ability
to influence the mood in their vicinity.
**[20:27] Mas**
They are exceptions because we
recognized those things in them.
**[20:33] Guy**
*Erase... my memory.*
**[20:35] Guy**
* Please, it is too hard to live*
* with this knowledge.*
**[20:58] Mina**
He's become rather feral—
I mean tough—in such a short time.
**[21:03] Ten**
Looks like coming here was good for him.
**[21:06] Ten**
He's made some friends his age, too.
**[21:08] Min**
In a little while, the guild
business should be sorted out,
**[21:12] Min**
and we'll have more people here.
**[21:14] Ten**
We'll come visit again.
**[21:15] Ten**
Since the annoying things got taken care of,
this should be a nice, quiet island.
**[21:19] Sho**
I would be so happy if that came true.
**[21:23] Min**
Once those old men come back,
the operation and defenses of the island
**[21:28] Min**
can be switched over to the main system,
and then you'll be off the hook.
**[21:32] Min**
Well, there's the matter
of the Galactic Academy, as well,
**[21:35] Min**
so you can only relax until then.
**[21:37] Sho**
You mean the GP Academy, right?
**[21:40] Sho**
I never thought we'd go
to the same school as Miron-sensei...
**[21:44] Ten**
That's probably the place
that will suit her best.
**[21:47] Ten**
Anyway, you should enjoy yourself there, too.
**[21:50] Sho**
Right, but every time I talk to Minamida-san,
it makes me worry... about all sorts of things.
**[21:55] Min**
You'll find ways to deal
with those worries there, too.
**[22:00] Min**
But it's true that those worries can
be amplified and multiplied, as well...
**[22:08] Ken**
Wow, this is amazing!
**[22:22] Dir**
This is the jewel of this island.
**[22:25] Dir**
You like it, Kenshi-chan?
**[22:27] Ken**
Yes!
**[22:31] Mir**
You did well to make it
to my lair, little brats!
**[22:35] Are**
There she is again.
**[22:36] Pal**
It's actually impressive that she's so persistent.
**[22:39] Apu**
Wasted effort...
**[22:42] Jov**
This is the last time you can talk
with such impudence, little girls!
**[22:46] Jov**
Behold our new power!
**[22:51] Ket**
Wh-What the?!
**[22:56] Ket**
It's Fuku!
**[22:57] Ket**
She's a monster!
**[22:59] Ketb**
There's another one!
**[23:08] Jov**
Now your guardian monsters are gone!
**[23:10] Jov**
Arise, my minions!
**[23:18] Ken**
Oh, it's Laval-chan!
**[23:21] Dir**
You know them?
**[23:23] Ken**
Yeah, they came to my house the other day.
**[23:35] Jov**
This Avalul is an evolved version of Laval!
**[23:38] Jov**
Begging Laval to help you
is less than useless!
**[23:43] Mir**
Time to grovel in the dirt and submit to us—
**[23:58] Jov**
Why is that here?!
**[24:00] Mir**
Wait, you know that thing?
**[24:01] Jov**
That's the sacred mechalord that hurled
all of Renza into the depths of fear and despair.
**[24:07] Jov**
That's Yomotsuookami, an evil god
with power that rivals those little animals!
**[24:13] Mir**
That name sounds super dangerous already?!
**[24:17] Jov**
But this time we have two summons!
**[24:20] Jov**
Avalul! Laval! Wait, what?
**[24:25] Jov**
Hey.
**[24:35] Jov**
They broke their contracts again?!
**[24:53] Ten**
Kenshi-chan!
**[24:55] Ken**
Tennyo-oneechan!
**[25:34] Jov**
Curse you... brats.
**[25:37] Mir**
Just you watch.
**[25:40] Mir**
Argh!
**[25:44] Ten**
Thank you for everything.
**[25:46] Sho**
Please come back anytime.
**[25:51] Dir**
Kenshi-chan!
**[25:54] Ken**
I promise we'll come back!
You guys come visit, too!
**[26:00] Dio**
We definitely will!
**[26:17] Ten**
Kenshi-chan!
**[26:27] Dir**
Welcome home, Kenshi-chan.
**[26:29] Pal**
Tea is ready.
**[26:32] Ken**
You guys!
**[26:34] Dir**
All right, ready to play 'til we drop again?!
**[26:39] ---**
Kenshi-chan!
# E5 - I am sure you have your opinion on the matter, but please consider the matter closed
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU45P20/i-am-sure-you-have-your-opinion-on-the-matter-but-please-consider-the-matter-closed)
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***SIGN*** A few years later
***SIGN*** Tenchi Muyo!
***SIGN*** Ryo-Ohki
***SIGN*** Tenchi Muyo!
***SIGN*** Ryo-Ohki
**[02:27] Set**
*Really? So, finally there, huh?*
***SIGN*** Episode 5 "I am sure you have your opinion on the matter, but please consider the matter closed"
**[02:31] Set**
*That's good news. The people
waiting over here have been annoying.*
**[02:35] Set**
*And what about the progress in other areas?*
**[02:38] Was**
The training for procuring life essentials
**[02:40] Was**
went without a hitch in Masaki valley
and Tabletop island.
**[02:43] Was**
Ayaka-dono is teaching
him the clothes aspect.
**[02:46] Was**
The food aspect is taught
by Sasami-chan and the others.
**[02:49] Was**
The shelter aspect is handled by
Nobuyuki-dono and the inhabitants of Masaki.
**[02:52] Was**
Of course, I'm teaching him a bunch, too.
**[02:55] Set**
Is it Yoshi-dono for the art of battle,
**[02:58] Set**
while Ryou-chan handles the physical side?
**[03:00] Was**
There were some unexpected ambushes while
he was working the fields with Tenchi-dono
**[03:05] Was**
and during the vacation on Tabletop Island.
**[03:07] Was**
Like Jovia-dono...
**[03:09] Set**
* She and Miron-chan*
* were quite lucky finds.*
**[03:14] Was**
You mean it'll be worth developing them?
**[03:16] Set**
* Miron-chan in particular is a candidate*
* for a future leadership position,*
**[03:20] Set**
*and while I feel bad for Shou-dono,*
**[03:22] Set**
* if she's that head over heels for him,*
* it won't be an issue.*
**[03:25] Was**
They're so adorable, huh?
**[03:32] Fun**
This means it's finally time
for us to make our move.
**[03:36] Kui**
The Masaki folks on Earth
were nothing but the prelude.
**[03:39] Mis**
Yes, they might have power,
but they're still green.
**[03:42] Yuu**
We have no choice but to move out ourselves—
**[03:47] Yuu**
Come on, Ringo-chan!
**[03:49] Yuu**
Don't turn on the lights
when we're getting in the mood!
**[03:52] Mis**
It is embarrassing with the lights on.
**[03:56] Rin**
It's more embarrassing having to watch it!
**[03:59] Fun**
I guess that's true.
**[04:01] Kui**
I know, I think Ringo-chan
should be the first one to go.
**[04:10] Rin**
Huh?
**[04:14] Kir**
R-Ringo-sama is coming here?!
**[04:17] Oto**
*Yes, it was a sudden decision.*
**[04:19] Oto**
Please take care of welcoming her properly.
**[04:22] Kir**
Otoka-san, hang on, does this mean—
**[04:28] Ama**
Yikes, an internal audit?
You've got it rough, Kiriko.
**[04:32] Ryo**
Am I ever glad I'm not Jurai royalty.
**[04:37] Kir**
You idiot! She's obviously going to come
to the Yamada house, which is Jurai royalty!
**[04:48] Kir**
Um, Ringo-sama,
did we disappoint in some way?
**[04:53] Rin**
No, that's not it.
**[04:56] Ama**
Oh, so it's not an internal audit?
**[04:59] Kir**
Th-Then what brings you here?
**[05:04] Oto**
We're here to announce that our serious
training with Kenshi-chan is about to begin.
**[05:09] Ama**
Seriously, that's all?
**[05:11] Oto**
Yes, the first person
for that is Ringo-sama.
**[05:16] Rin**
Um, am I that scary?
**[05:24] Rin**
All right, today's lectures will be about
management and effective use of money.
**[05:30] Ken**
Got it, Ringo-onee... I mean, Ringo-sensei!
**[05:36] Rin**
To begin, Kenshi-kun, how much
money do you spend each month?
**[05:42] Ken**
Um...
**[05:44] Rin**
This can be cut. Useless. Unnecessary.
**[05:46] Rin**
Rejected, rejected, rejected!
**[05:49] Rin**
Huh?
**[06:01] Miz**
All right, Kenshi-chan,
I am your opponent today.
**[06:05] Ken**
Thank you!
**[06:07] Ama**
Minaho-sama is Seto-sama's
intelligence officer,
**[06:11] ---**
so I can't really picture her fighting.
**[06:13] Kir**
Same for me, even though I've
known her since I was a child...
**[06:17] Rin**
Kiriko-sama, you're the vanguard.
**[06:19] Rin**
We from the intelligence
department are the rear guard,
**[06:22] ---**
so we avoid being seen in combat.
**[06:25] Rin**
It's only natural that you don't know.
**[06:37] Kir**
Empty-handed? Aikido?!
**[06:40] Rin**
She's not particularly skilled
with weapons, but...
**[06:50] Kir**
Even Sasami-sama?!
**[07:07] Rea**
Minaho-sama, thank you for going
through all this trouble for Kenshi.
**[07:12] Min**
Of course. He's my precious
nephew, so don't mention it.
**[07:16] Min**
However...
**[07:17] Rea**
However?
**[07:19] Min**
I don't know how I feel
about him being groomed according
**[07:22] Min**
to the tastes of Seto-sama's circle.
**[07:24] Min**
I mean, he is cute.
**[07:26] Rea**
I am trying to change the direction,
but I am too powerless.
**[07:32] Min**
Just like Nobu-chan.
**[07:36] Rea**
How is his physical side?
**[07:39] Min**
No complaints there.
**[07:41] ---**
His reflexes are especially amazing.
**[07:44] Min**
He's already on the level of
a low-ranked fighter as a child.
**[07:49] Min**
The next task is to have him experience
as many diverse things as possible...
**[07:53] Rea**
I guess we have nothing to worry about there, then.
**[07:56] Min**
I mean, the people from Earth
are already exceptional,
**[07:59] Min**
and then all the riff-raff from across
the Federation are here, too.
**[08:04] Min**
But. More. Importantly.
**[08:08] Min**
I heard that you finally made up your mind.
**[08:12] Min**
So you, too, will go ahead of me, then?
**[08:17] Min**
Not only do I have to endure Seto-sama's
suppressed laughs, Funaho-sama's sighs,
**[08:20] Min**
and Misaki-sama's teary-eyed "poor thing,"
I also have suffer the daggers to my heart
**[08:24] Min**
that Misaki-sama, Utsutsumi-sama,
other royals, and the ladies-in-waiting cast
**[08:29] Min**
by averting their eyes uncomfortably.
**[08:31] Min**
Can you even fathom how I feel when
Kanemitsu-ojisama and Yuuzaki-sama
**[08:34] Min**
deliver the finishing blow to me
when they say "we'll try harder next time"?!
**[08:39] Ten**
I-I'm sorry.
**[08:41] Min**
To make up for it, I demand two days'
worth of "Tenchi-chan is all mine"!
**[08:47] Min**
Understood?
**[08:49] Ten**
Y-Yes.
**[08:51] Min**
That goes to all of you
eavesdropping there, as well!
**[09:00] Min**
But, really, congratulations.
**[09:03] Min**
I didn't just come for Kenshi-chan today,
but also to check in
**[09:07] Min**
with you and to arrange
things for the future.
**[09:09] Ten**
Arrange things?
**[09:28] Kir**
What... brings you all here?
**[09:32] Set**
Oh? We're family, aren't we?
**[09:35] Kir**
Yes! Of course you are!
**[09:37] ---**
But isn't the Masaki
house a higher priority?
**[09:40] Set**
To the outside world, the Yamada
house has a higher position.
**[09:43] Set**
Besides, there are a lot of things
we're interested in, you know?
**[09:48] Set**
You are doing it, right?
**[09:50] Kir**
D-Doing what exactly?
**[09:52] Fun**
Your conjugal duties, of course.
**[09:57] Kir**
T-That's... like most people, probably...
**[10:01] Set**
Like most people, eh?
**[10:10] Nio**
Oh, just Yuuzaki-sama?
**[10:14] Nio**
What about Kenshi-chan?
**[10:16] Set**
Kenshi-chan got a head start.
**[10:19] Noi**
Oh, I see.
**[10:21] Noi**
I shall bring something to drink, then.
**[10:22] Set**
Right, the timing might be good for that.
**[10:26] Noi**
Here you go.
**[10:27] Yuu**
Thank you.
**[10:31] Yuu**
Delicious.
**[10:34] Yuu**
All right, here I go!
**[10:39] Noi**
I guess that was too little.
**[10:41] Set**
She completely forgot
that she's supposed to go easy on him.
**[10:49] Set**
Well I guess that just means
the training is going well.
**[10:55] Air**
Both here and in space,
things have really calmed down, huh?
**[10:59] Kat**
That Seina kid has really done
a good job attracting
**[11:03] Kat**
all the trouble to himself.
**[11:05] Kat**
Being released from Seto-dono's clutches
should give him some respite, though.
**[11:09] Air**
It is ironic that, as a result, he's
had to return to Earth.
**[11:14] Kat**
He did experience many things that others
will never even glimpse in a lifetime.
**[11:19] Kat**
It'll be good for him
to take it easy for a while.
**[11:23] Kat**
I heard that he's actually able to
enjoy himself on that island.
**[11:28] Air**
I would die of boredom there.
**[11:30] Kat**
Even though the kid has taken on so much,
both the Federation and Renza
**[11:34] Kat**
still have a lot of things to do.
**[11:36] Kat**
That's your responsibility.
**[11:38] Air**
That's annoying work!
**[11:41] Kat**
You brought it upon yourself.
**[11:43] Air**
You'll be in this soon enough.
**[11:49] Kat**
That's true.
**[11:51] Kat**
We can't just keep forcing the annoying
business onto Tenchi and that kid.
**[11:56] Kat**
It's about time I gave back, as well.
**[12:02] Ken**
I'm sorry, Grandpa!
**[12:18] Kat**
I guess giving back will have to wait a bit.
**[12:22] Air**
You're giving back plenty as it is.
**[13:00] Ken**
Why? Why?
**[13:12] Mis**
And done.
**[13:16] Fun**
Now it's my turn.
**[13:19] Sas**
Funaho-okaasama, I haven't seen you do
that one thing in so long.
**[13:24] Fun**
All right, let's change what we're using today.
**[13:28] Fun**
Ayeka-chan, do you have some thread?
**[13:33] Fun**
Sorry for the wait.
**[13:35] Fun**
Here we go.
**[13:53] Ken**
How can simple thread be like that?
**[13:58] Sas**
Funaho-okaasama used do this
with a chain in the past.
**[14:02] Aye**
And sure, even my mother was not able to
best her spearmanship, but this is...
**[14:20] Fun**
Let's call it a day here.
**[14:23] Fuk**
Me next! My turn next!
**[14:28] Fun**
Kiriko-chan?
**[14:30] Kir**
Please indulge her. It'll make her happy.
**[14:35] Fun**
All right.
**[14:40] Fuk**
Again! Again!
**[14:44] Fuk**
One more time!
**[14:44] Ama**
Seto-sama, you're the last one left.
**[15:02] Ryou**
So, what's with that?
**[15:05] Aye**
Grandmother...
**[15:06] Ryou**
Isn't she being a little childish?
**[15:10] Set**
Battles are won with numbers and ability.
**[15:13] Set**
The talent here is
to be able to procure that!
**[15:16] Ryou**
Yeah, that's what we call immature.
**[15:18] Set**
Now, let's go!
**[15:42] Ken**
Um, weapons, weapons!
**[15:47] Ryou**
With that said, still impressive.
**[15:50] Set**
Sortie.
**[15:51] Ken**
What, already?!
**[16:00] Game**
Game over!
**[17:09] Ich**
She's never been good at holding back.
She's just awkward like that.
**[17:17] Set**
They even called her a
muscle-brained berserker before.
**[17:21] Ten**
We should stop her.
**[17:23] Set**
It's fine, he's dodging properly.
**[17:41] Mito**
Huh? Huh?
**[17:42] Mito**
Huh?!
**[17:43] Mito**
Where am I?!
**[17:46] Ich**
That's too much.
**[17:49] Sei**
I'll let Mikami-sama know.
**[17:53] Mik**
Apparently she's here.
**[17:55] Mash**
She goes missing on the ship
and is found on Earth?
**[17:59] Misa**
With that kind of phenomenon,
you just have to get used to it.
**[18:03] Mas**
I might get used to the
phenomenon, but I still worry.
**[18:06] Mina**
You said it.
**[18:07] ---**
Well, I guess at least
that's one worry less.
**[18:11] Mik**
Oh, you've become remarkably less stubborn.
**[18:15] Min**
Hmpf!
**[18:16] Mis**
I mean there were Grandmother's
threats... persuasion,
**[18:18] Mis**
the pressure of Mother's silence,
**[18:21] Mis**
and the finishing blow
of my sister's wailing.
**[18:24] Mas**
But...
**[18:27] Mas**
I guess Mihoshi's smile must
have been the number-one reason.
**[18:34] Mis**
Yes.
**[18:35] Nio**
Here are some more refreshments.
**[18:39] Mas**
But to think that you'd
stick around for this long.
**[18:45] Noi**
I still consider myself lucky.
**[18:51] Mas**
Then I said nothing.
**[19:04] Sei**
It's way late, but
congratulations, Tenchi-senpai.
**[19:09] Ten**
Thank you. But it's not official yet.
**[19:13] Ten**
If something happens though,
I'll come to you and Kai-kun for advice.
**[19:18] Sei**
I don't know if we'll be able to give any...
**[19:21] Ten**
I have faith in you, senpai.
**[19:24] Sei**
Yeah...
**[19:33] Azu**
Therefore, we cannot make any public
announcements about them at present.
**[19:39] Azu**
It will still take a while
before we can make it official,
**[19:41] Azu**
but we cannot keep things
the way they are any longer.
**[19:45] Azu**
They all wished for this,
and thus we all came together for
**[19:49] Azu**
an announcement to just the inner circle.
**[19:52] Azu**
However, considering this lineup,
the announcement will certainly cause an uproar.
**[19:59] Azu**
Regarding Earth, Yamada Seina-dono
has a lot of influence.
**[20:04] Azu**
My wife, the first empress of Jurai,
is also from this place.
**[20:09] Azu**
If you consider that,
we are the Galactic Federation.
**[20:12] Azu**
And then, the Renza Federation,
with whom official exchange has just begun.
**[20:17] Azu**
Though the negotiations will
certainly prove be difficult at times.
**[20:26] Azu**
Well, let's forget about that for now
**[20:29] Azu**
and celebrate this auspicious
occasion with them!
**[20:47] Ten**
Thank you all for taking the time
to be with us today.
**[20:59] Ten**
When I met them, I was just 15 years old.
**[21:03] Ten**
I was a child who had
just entered high school.
**[21:05] Ten**
On top of that, I was
living as a normal Earthling.
**[21:10] Ten**
In that normalcy, their
existence itself was bewildering,
**[21:14] Ten**
and eventually I ended up living
with these women.
**[21:18] Ten**
I was dragged into many surprising
things, and sometimes into
**[21:23] Ten**
dangerous situations, but still,
I only have fun memories.
**[21:29] Ten**
It's true that their abilities
and technologies were very foreign to me.
**[21:34] Ten**
But learning that they feel the same
kind of emotions as I do, and that
**[21:39] Ten**
they live their lives as I do was the reason
that we were able to live
**[21:42] Ten**
together for so long.
**[21:43] Ten**
When we moved in together,
I didn't think about anything.
**[21:50] Ten**
I mean, life with them meant
that I didn't have the leeway to think much,
**[21:57] Ten**
but the trigger that made me think
that things can't just stay like
**[22:03] Ten**
this forever was hearing
about Seina-kun's wedding plans.
**[22:09] Ten**
On Earth, you traditionally
have to chose a single person.
**[22:18] Ten**
But the more I thought about it,
the more I realized that the
**[22:20] Ten**
current situation is too dear to me.
In the end, I realized that
**[22:24] Ten**
I could not bear the thought
of losing even a single one of them.
**[22:32] Ten**
To me, all of them being there
had become more than natural.
**[22:40] Ten**
They had become like family to me.
**[22:50] Ten**
Can I...
**[22:52] Ten**
Can I... make a selfish wish?
**[23:02] Ryo**
Are you stuck or something?
**[23:07] Ten**
No, I just remembered reading
something in a book once.
**[23:11] Ten**
Family means that at some point you
have to become independent.
**[23:14] Ten**
You can't stay in your cradle forever.
**[23:20] Ryo**
You've got it all wrong.
**[23:22] Ten**
I do?
**[23:23] Ryo**
Yes, every single one of us has
jumped out of our respective cradles.
**[23:32] Ryo**
We became independent
and made a family in a new place.
**[23:36] Ryo**
And that place is wherever you are, Tenchi.
**[23:44] Aye**
That's true, Tenchi-sama.
**[23:47] Sas**
Tenchi-niichan.
**[23:49] Was**
Tenchi-dono.
**[23:51] Mih**
Tenchi-san!
**[23:53] Noi**
Tenchi-sama.
**[24:00] Ryo**
Well, one of us has been
to this place before.
**[24:06] Was**
Should we take a vote, then?
**[24:15] Ten**
Thank you.
**[24:19] Ten**
Then you all want to—
**[24:26] Ten**
We would like to officially inform you
that we all agreed to become a family.
**[24:33] Ten**
While we still have a lot to learn,
we will continue to do everything
**[24:39] Ten**
we can to support each other.
**[24:41] Ten**
I humbly ask for your guidance
and encouragement going forward.
**[24:50] Azu**
If anybody objects to this union,
please raise your hand.
**[25:03] Azu**
I hereby declare
the marriage unanimously accepted.
**[25:07] Azu**
Congratulations!
**[25:40] Air**
I know this is supposed to
be a time for fun, but seriously,
**[25:43] Air**
when are you going to get married?
**[25:47] Kat**
Not just your sister, but your
nephew also got it done before you.
**[25:51] Min**
It's not like the order matters for this.
**[25:55] Mit**
Speaking of, Airi-sama,
when was your wedding ceremony?
**[26:03] Min**
Wait, what?!
**[26:06] Air**
Oh, we haven't had one yet.
**[26:07] Kat**
That's true.
**[26:10] Air**
I mean we haven't announced
that Yosho is alive yet,
**[26:14] Air**
so obviously we can't have a wedding
or even an announcement.
**[26:17] Min**
H-Hold on! Mother, is this true?!
**[26:20] Min**
Then why have you pressured me all
this time about not being married?!
**[26:26] Air**
We just didn't have a ceremony!
You don't even have a partner!
**[26:30] Min**
You and Seto-sama are the reason
I don't have a partner yet!
**[26:33] Set**
Minaho-chan, I'll be able to
make time real soon.
**[26:38] Min**
How many centuries have
you been saying that?!
**[26:40] Ten**
I guess it was unavoidable.
**[26:43] Sein**
What should we do?
**[26:44] Ten**
Us saying anything would be a bad idea.
**[26:47] Sei**
I mean, she was very considerate
when everything was so troublesome.
**[26:52] Ten**
All we can do is pray
that she meets someone good.
**[26:56] Sei**
I agree.
# E6 - The Max Level (?) Hero Departs
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GK9U38WJM/the-max-level--hero-departs)
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**[00:17] Ten**
These end in draws more and more often now.
***SIGN*** Tenchi Muyo!
***SIGN*** Ryo-Ohki
***SIGN*** Tenchi Muyo!
***SIGN*** Ryo-Ohki
***SIGN*** Episode 6 The Max-Level (?) Hero Departs
**[02:05] Ken**
I'm home.
**[02:08] Sas**
Welcome back!
**[02:09] Sas**
Please do that thing after your bath, okay?
**[02:25] Rea**
Kenshi, Seina-kun is helping you
with your training today, right?
**[02:30] Ken**
Yes, we're picking edible
plants on the mountain.
**[02:33] Ryo**
Wait, didn't you say training?
**[02:37] Was**
It makes sense when I say that Kiriko-dono
and the others won't tag along, right?
**[02:42] Sei**
This route seems the safest.
**[02:46] Sei**
From here, Senpai's house is close
and there are emergency supplies, too.
**[02:53] Ken**
Good morning!
**[02:54] Sei**
Morning. You feeling all right today?
**[02:57] Ken**
Yes, perfect!
**[03:00] Ken**
Why?
**[03:01] Ken**
Why...? Why...? Why...? Why...?
**[03:43] Are**
For real?
**[03:55] Apu**
*I can't capture him?*
**[04:13] Apu**
He got past me...?
**[04:31] Pal**
I'm surprised how good you've gotten.
**[04:34] Ken**
Thank you. Shou-niichan, what's my time?
**[04:44] Sho**
He can already do this well
against the four of you, though...
**[04:46] Pal**
Still, against the people up
there, it'd be over in an instant.
**[04:51] Pal**
Considering the goal,
the hurdles have to be even higher.
**[05:09] Ken**
Argh!
**[05:15] Ken**
Ah! Ow! Ouch!
**[05:42] Both**
Rock, paper, scissors!
**[05:44] Nej**
Don't look...
**[05:47] Nej**
...there!
**[05:48] Nej**
There!
**[05:50] Nej**
There!
**[05:52] Nej**
You have to sharpen your mind more!
**[05:55] Both**
Rock, paper, scissors!
**[05:57] Nej**
Don't look there!
**[05:59] Nej**
You can do better!
**[06:00] Both**
Rock, paper, scissors!
**[06:41] Mih**
Got one!
**[06:42] Mih**
I got one, Kenshi-chan!
**[07:02] Ken**
Crap!
***SIGN*** A few years later
**[09:10] Ten**
Good morning.
**[09:12] Sas**
Good morning, Tenchi-oniichan.
**[09:14] Noi**
Good morning, Tenchi-sama.
**[09:16] Ten**
Good morning. Pretty cold today, huh?
**[09:19] Ten**
Kenshi and Ryo-Ohki
are still on the mountain?
**[09:21] Noi**
Yes, it'll be one week today.
**[09:24] Noi**
A new record.
**[09:26] Ten**
Even though there's
a limiter on her abilities,
**[09:28] Ten**
it's impressive he can keep up
with her so well.
**[09:31] Was**
I think we can say that he's
met the minimum requirements.
**[09:35] Ten**
How was it on Tabletop Island?
**[09:39] Was**
Ryo-Ohki was finally able to
catch him after we unlocked
**[09:43] Was**
part of her abilities,
so he'll be just fine over there.
**[09:46] Sas**
Ah, but if he doesn't come
back soon, he'll go feral again.
**[09:52] Was**
That's true, too. Ryoko.
**[09:57] Ryo**
All right, all right.
**[10:11] Sas**
He's gone completely feral.
**[10:13] Miho**
He's pretty dirty.
**[10:16] Was**
He'll need a bath before he eats, then.
**[10:23] Ten**
Will he be all right?
**[10:31] Was**
Well, he should be back
to normal once his stomach's full.
**[10:35] Tok**
Neesama.
**[10:38] Was**
All right, thank you.
**[10:46] Ten**
You want to send Kenshi to Geminar?!
**[10:48] Was**
Yes, according to Tokimi,
the dimensional axes are pretty close.
**[10:54] Ten**
But Kenshi is still...
**[10:56] Was**
But right now would be the most fu—
**[10:59] Was**
I mean the most convenient!
**[11:02] Ten**
You were about to say, "the most fun."
**[11:05] Was**
No, that was just...
**[11:11] Rea**
Don't get me wrong, I am grateful
that you worry about Kenshi.
**[11:15] Ten**
But you know...
**[11:25] Rea**
Washu-sama, tag!
**[11:32] Was**
Both of you, listen up.
**[11:34] Was**
It's not just that I'm having fun here.
**[11:37] Ten**
So you admit you're having fun.
**[11:41] Was**
As I explained before, there are forces on
Geminar that are trying to revive Gaia.
**[11:46] Rea**
Does it look like
that will happen very soon?
**[11:49] Was**
We have two choices here.
**[11:51] Was**
The first is to prevent Gaia
from being revived.
**[11:55] Was**
But fundamentally,
that is not a real solution.
**[11:58] Was**
In a few hundred years,
the same danger will rear its head again.
**[12:01] Was**
In the worst case,
Geminar will become a planet of death.
**[12:07] Was**
The other one is to send someone there
to intervene and destroy Gaia.
**[12:13] Ten**
So could that be anyone?
**[12:15] Was**
But there's that order
that Rea-dono is bound to, as well.
**[12:19] Was**
This is not something that can be lifted
unless we send Kenshi there.
**[12:23] Was**
And get this!
**[12:25] ---**
If he takes Yomotsuookami,
Gaia will be dust in an insta—
**[12:27] Rea**
Absolutely not!
**[12:30] Was**
Then we'll choose another option
for defeating Gaia, then.
**[12:35] Was**
I'm more worried about what will
happen after Gaia is defeated.
**[12:39] Ten**
After Gaia is defeated?
**[12:41] Was**
Geminar's future may greatly change
based on how Gaia is defeated.
**[12:44] Rea**
Is that a prophecy? Or just...
**[12:48] Was**
Either way, we can't really meddle too
much with an initial-stage civilization.
**[12:53] Ten**
Didn't you just talk
about sending in Yomotsuookami?
**[12:57] Was**
Yeah, because Kenshi-chan is so cute!
**[13:02] Rea**
So that's why the time
to send Kenshi is now...
**[13:06] Was**
Right. It'll lead to the most diverse
possibilities for Geminar's future.
**[13:10] Was**
And then... No, this is just a
possibility, so I won't say it now.
**[13:16] Ten**
The future of all the people
over there. That's heavy.
**[13:20] Ten**
You're going to make
Kenshi shoulder all that?
**[13:24] Was**
This moment is also the one
that has the chance of him
**[13:27] Was**
finding a ton of people
who will help him carry that burden.
**[13:34] Ten**
Please let me think about it for a bit.
**[13:44] Rea**
Under normal circumstances,
I'm the one who'd have to be like him.
**[13:49] Was**
Once again, the orders
you're bound to are to blame.
**[13:53] Rea**
Actually, how is Kenshi's power level?
**[13:56] Was**
It'll be like sending in a max-level hero.
**[13:59] Was**
If he has the hero's sword,
he'll be invincible.
**[14:02] Rea**
He won't be needing that!
**[14:10] Ten**
Dad, are you not worried about Kenshi?
**[14:14] Nob**
Of course I am.
**[14:17] Nob**
Parents always worry when their kids leave.
**[14:20] Nob**
I did when Tennyo left and when you left.
**[14:25] Ten**
How did you come to terms with it?
**[14:28] Nob**
"If you love your child,
send them out into the world."
**[14:32] Nob**
That old proverb is so good.
**[14:35] Nob**
But it's also a fact that I can't just come
to grips with it because of some proverb!
**[14:40] Ten**
Wha?
**[14:42] Nob**
When it was Tennyo's time,
Kiyone beat me up,
**[14:45] Nob**
and when it was your time,
I was sent here with the entire house!
**[14:49] Nob**
There was nothing I could do!
**[14:52] Ten**
Dad, could it be that...
**[14:55] Nob**
That's why I can only say: just accept it
before someone forces you to accept it.
**[15:03] Ten**
I-I see. Thanks for the insight.
**[15:11] Ten**
Hey, Kenshi, want to
get a little serious today?
**[15:16] Ken**
Serious?
**[15:20] ---**
Okay.
**[15:21] Ken**
Here I go.
**[15:33] Ten**
Now, then.
**[16:35] Ten**
Ah, this is where Mom met Rea-san.
**[16:55] Ten**
Was that it?
**[17:28] Kat**
Are you a little more convinced now?
**[17:30] Ten**
It's not like my worries
are completely erased.
**[17:35] Kat**
Washu-dono and the others would
never send him over without a plan.
**[17:40] Ten**
Maybe I should be more worried
that they'll overdo it.
**[17:45] Kat**
Kenshi is old enough to be independent.
**[17:49] Kat**
Besides, there are now others that
need your protection more than him.
**[17:53] Ten**
That's true.
**[17:55] Kat**
And it looks like more are on the way, too.
**[17:58] Ten**
Also... true.
**[18:15] Ten**
Thank you.
**[18:21] Nob**
And? How was it?
**[18:26] Ten**
He's gotten strong.
**[18:28] Ten**
He might be stronger than I am right now.
**[18:30] Nob**
What? Seriously?
**[18:33] Ten**
It's like everyone's teachings
have all borne fruit.
**[18:38] Nob**
I see.
**[18:40] Ten**
Yeah...
**[18:43] Ten**
But still.
**[18:45] Ten**
This is all thanks to you,
because of the foundation you created
**[18:48] Ten**
by playing with Kenshi
since he was a little kid.
**[18:53] Ten**
That's why I can rest assured.
**[18:55] Ten**
Thank you, Ryo-Ohki.
**[19:06] Was**
Then it's decided.
**[19:10] Ken**
Tenchi-niichan, I heard
there's some celebration today.
**[19:14] Ken**
What for?
**[19:15] Ten**
Hm? Oh, yeah, well, for Ryo-Ohki.
**[19:22] Ken**
Really?!
**[19:22] Ten**
Yeah, so let's hurry home when we're done.
**[19:25] Ken**
Yeah!
**[20:12] Ken**
Congratulations, Ryo-Ohki-neechan.
**[20:15] Ken**
It's nice that the family is growing.
**[20:18] Ken**
Tenchi-niichan, Dad,
Mom, Grandpa, everyone...
**[20:26] Ken**
Then there are Seina-niichan
and Kiriko-oneechan,
**[20:29] Ken**
all the people from Masaki Village...
**[20:32] Ken**
All my big sisters and aunts and uncles.
**[20:36] Ken**
It's nice when there are
so many people in your family.
**[21:31] Nob**
Kenshi...!
**[21:38] Was**
It's almost time.
**[21:41] Tok**
Then, as a final step...
**[21:47] ---**
Let me give you my blessing.
**[21:56] Nob**
What was that?
**[21:58] Tok**
A small protection charm.
**[22:00] Tok**
As we can't do anything
that will cause a big ripple over there,
**[22:03] Tok**
it's more of a gesture,
but it should be a little useful.
**[22:08] Rea**
Thank you very much.
**[22:11] Was**
Let's begin, then.
**[22:15] Was**
Established link to their space-time.
**[22:18] Was**
Adjusting time axes...
adjusting coordinates...
**[22:26] Tok**
Neesama, we're connected
to the causality principle coordinates.
**[22:30] Was**
All right, then here we go!
**[22:45] Ten**
Kenshi.
**[22:48] Nob**
Kenshi!
**[23:12] Nob**
Rea?!
**[23:27] Rea**
Kenshi...
**[23:29] Rea**
Kenshi!
**[23:30] Rea**
Kenshi!
**[23:31] Rea**
Kenshi, Kenshi, Kenshi!
**[23:39] ---**
Kenshi!
**[23:41] Ten**
Rea-san...
**[23:43] Was**
The orders that had bound
Rea-dono were just lifted.
**[23:45] Rea**
Kenshi, Kenshi!
**[23:51] Rea**
Honey...
**[23:53] Rea**
Kenshi is... I... I did...
**[24:07] Was**
Well, then!
**[24:08] Was**
How about we check
and see how Kenshi is doing.
**[24:17] Ten**
Y-You can see how Kenshi is doing?!
**[24:20] Was**
You didn't expect me to send
my cute brother to a completely
**[24:24] Was**
unknown place without
any preparations, did you?
**[24:29] Rea**
P-Please hold on!
**[24:31] Was**
It's fine, it's fine.
**[24:33] Was**
It's just an observation probe.
**[24:34] Was**
Equipped with an emergency recall function,
so nothing to worry about.
**[24:40] Ten**
Recall?
**[24:41] Was**
Yeah, but nothing changes the fact
that we only have this one shot at
**[24:45] Was**
interfering with the affairs over there.
If it's game over, it's really over.
**[24:49] Nob**
So... you're saying that he can come
back safely, no matter what happens?
**[24:53] Was**
Of course.
**[24:54] ---**
Well, I can't guarantee his
safety once he's back, though.
**[25:03] Sas**
Oh, you mean, "Dying is so embarrassing."
**[25:08] Was**
All right, let's take a peek, then.
**[25:16] Ten**
Kenshi... do your best.