E4 - Untitled Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:13] Masaki     Well, if that "Shinou"     is my brother Shin-nii... [00:16] Masaki     ...then I guess that's correct. [00:18] Masaki     I'm nothing more than an astral copy, though. [00:22] Kuis     Be that as it may, [00:24] Kuis     it does not change the fact     that you are a symbol to us Juraians. [00:29] Masaki     My original also ran away     because I disliked that sort of stuff. [00:33] Masaki     Shin-nii also said that he'd have run     if he'd had the chance... [00:37] Kuis     Still, you're an important historical figure. [00:41] Masaki     Yes, yes. [00:43] Masaki     But isn't that enough now? [00:45] Masaki     He's ZINV-chan's master, right? [00:49] Kuis     Understood. [00:51] Masaki     Come on now, [00:53] Masaki     being formal is over. [00:55] Masaki     Seina-dono, [00:57] Masaki     please don't scold ZINV-chan and Fuku-chan. [01:00] Masaki     They were just helping me play a prank. [01:07] Jovia     Please don't scold them, my ass! [01:09] Masaki     Oh, you were listening     in that pose the whole time? [01:12] Masaki     You're so skilled! [01:16] Jovia     You're gonna get it now! [01:19] Masaki     She's really funny. [01:21] Masaki     It's hard to find people like her. [01:22] Kuis     We thought she might be a perfect toy. [01:24] Jovia     Who are you calling a toy?! [01:26] Jovia     Astral scan! [01:28] Masaki     Huh? [01:34] Jovia     Skeleton creation! [01:36] Jovia     Body generation! [01:44] Masaki     What's happening? [01:50] Jovia     Astral link! [01:58] Masaki     Th-This is... [01:59] Seina     Oh! [02:02] Jovia     Now you're going to be my sandbag! [02:06] Jovia     Eat this, [02:06] Jovia     my special Jovia roll! [02:11] Kuis     I can't believe she engaged a person     from the Jurai family in combat... [02:15] Kuis     After having been obliterated     by Kiriko-chan time and again, too. [02:18] Miki     She just never learns. [02:22] Masaki     Could it be that she's a magic tree mage? [02:25] Kuis     She's a capable idiot. [02:26] Masaki     I see, I see. SIGN    Tenchi Muyo!     GXP Paradise Starting SIGN    Episode 4 "Tenchi Turbulence" [04:09] Masaki     Cheers! [04:12] Masaki     Food's so delicious! [04:18] Masaki     The feeling of getting     drunk on booze is the best! [04:21] Jovia     Damn it! [04:23] Jovia     This is bull... [04:25] Masaki     Come on, stop being so pissy, [04:27] Masaki     Jojobiatch. [04:29] Jovia     Don't insinuate that I peed myself! [04:32] Kuis     Didn't you secretly change your underwear? [04:34] Jovia     Yes, fine, I did! [04:36] Jovia     I did pee myself, I let it all out! [04:38] Jovia     Now I'm rehydrating! [04:40] Masaki     Oh, nice drinking. [04:43] Miki     People who aren't working are distracting, [04:45] Miki     so please go play somewhere else. [04:46] Jovia     But this is such an event, [04:49] Jovia     we wanted to watch over it until the end. [04:51] Masaki     Yeah, no objections here! [04:54] Miki     Then don't open up shop here!     Fool around downstairs! [04:58] Jovia     It would be dumb for us to be     in such a huge place by ourselves. [05:01] Masaki     The presence of people is what's good. [05:03] Masaki     Don't be bothered by us. [05:05] Masaki     You guys just do your work. [05:07] Masaki     Cheers! [05:08] Jovia     Yesh! [05:09] Miki     Gah, there's two idiots now. [05:12] Tsukiko     I don't mind that you're here, [05:14] Tsukiko     but please don't get     in the way of our operation. [05:17] Jovia     Understood! We'll quietly watch! [05:20] Masaki     Watch! [05:23] Tsukiko     Very good. [05:27] Kuis     But the problem of how to go public     with Masaki-sama still remains... [05:32] Masaki     I'd prefer if you could keep it hidden     from Jurai for a while. [05:36] Masaki     There's also the issue of the graftling     that's maintaining my astral self. [05:41] Kuis     Would that be the one     from Masaki-sama's tree? [05:45] Masaki     The main tree has taken root on Earth, [05:48] Masaki     so it doesn't have     that much power left anyway. [05:51] Masaki     I don't even know how long     the unit itself will last. [05:54] Kuis     I believe discussing the matter     with Washu-sama might be good. [05:57] Jovia     Unless she adds some     suspicious enhancements to you. [06:01] Masaki     So she's of that sort... [06:03] Masaki     Well, I guess I can decide after we talk. [06:07] Tsukiko     It's time. [06:08] Seina     Initiate stage 2 of the program. [06:10] Miki     Moving to stage 2. [06:12] Tsukiko     Tabletop Island, beginning ascent. [06:33] Kirche     Arriving at destination. [06:35] Seina     What is the situation at the jump target? [06:37] Tsukiko     There are no issues. All clear. [06:39] Seina     Roger. [06:41] Seina     Spirit thread teleport. [06:44] D     Jump confirmed. Zero irregularities. [06:47] Miki     The route to our water     surface destination is clear. [06:49] Miki     No seacraft, aircraft,     or submersibles detected. [06:53] Seina     Begin descent. [06:54] Tsukiko     Initiating descent. [07:00] Kirche     Underwater base foundation is all green. [07:02] D     Linking Tabletop Island's exterior     and sea water temperatures. [07:05] Miki     Confirming that the exterior     is sterile. All clear. [07:08] Seina     Begin water landing. [07:09] Tsukiko     Initiate water landing. [07:17] Tsukiko     Estimated completion at 0300. [07:20] Jovia     It's going quite smoothly, eh? [07:22] Masaki     Just like in space, [07:23] Masaki     there's nothing to avoid     in the open ocean. [07:26] Tsukiko     Then how about this? [07:30] Jovia     That's huge! [07:32] Tsukiko     This is what it looks like     when it's overlayed over Tokyo. [07:34] Jovia     Hold on a sec! [07:35] Jovia     How are you going to keep     this humongous thing hidden?! [07:39] Kuis     Seto-sama got in touch with Earth's     Masaki family about 700 years ago. [07:43] Kuis     They have prepared all manner of things. [07:45] Jovia     That's like some conspiracy theory. [07:48] Jovia     I know it's way too late now,     but wasn't there any other way? [07:51] Kuis     We wanted a consolidated base on Earth. [07:54] Kuis     Besides, if we get serious about it,     complete concealment is a cinch. [07:57] Jovia     Well, I can't say I haven't witnessed     that kind of absurdity time and again. [08:02] Masaki     You're pretty absurd yourself, [08:04] Masaki     having created my body from nothing. [08:06] Jovia     What?! [08:07] Miki     Jovia's existence itself is absurd! [08:10] Kirche     I bet she'd have a consciousness even if     she was reborn as a caterpillar or cockroach. [08:14] Jovia     Hey, Kirche-chan, [08:16] Jovia     you're so nonchalantly     the cruelest one here! [08:27] [SONG] txt     Progress to base 91% [08:27] Miki     Auxiliary loading     of the crust stabilizers completed. [08:29] [SONG] txt     Progress to base 92% [08:29] Kirche     Tabletop Island's progress     to the underwater foundation at 93%. [08:32] [SONG] txt     Progress to base 93% [08:33] Kirche     Foundation strength     and hardening rate, all green. [08:36] [SONG] txt     Progress to base 94% [08:36] Miki     Foundation weighting and Tabletop Island     weighting ratio linked successfully. [08:39] Miki     No irregularities detected in magma flow. [08:41] Kirche     Ocean current changes are     in accordance with our models, as well. [08:44] Tsukiko     Confirming stage one of descending     to the foundation concluded successfully... [08:46] Tsukiko     All green. [08:48] Seina     Proceed to stage two. [08:50] Tsukiko     Initiate stage two of the program. [08:52] Tsukiko     Transform vessel to island mode. [08:58] Jovia     Whoa! [09:00] Jovia     Such fat ones! [09:02] Jovia     Is that allowed? [09:03] Tsukiko     Your expressions are so vulgar. [09:06] Kuis     Just you wait until it's all finished. [09:08] Miki     Transformation complete. [09:10] Miki     Initiating exterior disguise procedure. [09:25] D     Progress of exterior disguise is going well. [09:27] Tsukiko     Estimated end of stage one is 2400. [09:37] Kuis     After that, [09:38] Kuis     we will go into time-space acceleration     mode to solidify the disguise. [09:41] Kuis     This process is scheduled     to take 180 days in the exterior world. [09:45] Masaki     Then this would be a good time     to go discuss the matter of my graftling. [09:49] Kuis     Let us contact Washu-sama and— [09:52] Tsunami     I can take you to her. [09:57] Masaki     Tsu-Tsunami-sama?! [10:03] Masaki     Why are you here? [10:05] Tsunami     I've been on Earth for a little while now. [10:08] Tsunami     You didn't know, did you? [10:10] Tsunami     I mean, I did hide it so nobody would know. [10:14] Tsunami     But, really, Masaki-chan... [10:17] Tsunami     You're such a bad girl     for making Shin-nii worry. [10:21] Masaki     I-I'm just an astral copy of the original, [10:24] Masaki     so I don't know     if I'm the right one to talk to... [10:31] Tsunami     That girl has already dissolved     into the astral sea, [10:34] Tsunami     so you have to stand in. [10:38] Tsunami     Oh, Seina-oniichan, [10:40] Tsunami     here are more cakes and bentos for you guys. [10:43] Seina     Huh? [10:43] Seina     Whoa! [10:45] Seina     Th-Thank you... very much. [10:48] Tsunami     All right, everyone, good luck. [10:52] Jovia     Oh, yeah, you mentioned time-space     acceleration or something before, [10:55] Jovia     but what does that do? [10:56] Tsukiko     In order to get     the natural vegetation to grow, [10:59] Tsukiko     it'll take some time, right? [11:01] Jovia     So, during that time,     we have to wait outside? [11:04] Tsukiko     We don't know what could     happen during the growth phase, [11:07] Tsukiko     so we're going to stay     and observe from this vessel, [11:09] Tsukiko     where the time is linked     to the outside world. [11:12] Kuis     But we're going to be cut off     from the outside world until it's finished, [11:15] Kuis     so nobody can enter or leave. [11:18] Jovia     Wait a second. [11:20] Jovia     Are you sure you don't want to go home? [11:22] Jovia     Once the acceleration starts, [11:23] Jovia     you can't leave, right? [11:24] Kuis     Yeah, yeah, I will go home. [11:27] Kuis     Do what you need to do. [11:29] Kuis     If it comes to that, [11:30] Kuis     use Kiriko-chan's brother or sister. [11:33] Tsukiko     Kuis...sama... [11:36] Jovia     There it is! [11:39] Kuis     I'm seriously going to be mad     if that thing gets ahead of you. [11:43] Tsukiko     I'll do whatever I can to prevent that. [11:44] Kuis     Very good. [11:45] Kuis     All right, Seina-dono. [11:47] Kuis     I'm going to go report to Washu-sama, [11:50] Kuis     so if anything comes up,     you can reach me there. [11:52] Seina     Roger that. [11:53] Seina     Safe travels. [11:54] Kuis     Thanks. [11:57] Jovia     Blegh! [12:03] Kuis     Well, everyone! [12:05] Kuis     Have a good time! [12:06] Kuis     I'll see you in half a year! [12:09] Jovia     D-Damn that boring,     bland, chicken stock-looking hag! [12:13] Tsukiko     Time to work. [12:16] Jovia     I hadn't saved in so long... [12:20] Miki     Seabed within     the acceleration zone is stable. [12:23] Kirche     All facilities are nominal. [12:25] Seina     Initiate growth program. [12:27] Tsukiko     Roger. [12:28] Tsukiko     Deploy barrier zone probes [12:30] Tsukiko     and set coordinates. [12:31] D     Fine-tuning barrier dimensions... [12:33] Tsukiko     All green. Preparations complete. [12:36] Seina     Begin acceleration! [12:37] Tsukiko     Roger. [12:39] Tsukiko     Accelerating to step 1 inside the barrier. [12:53] Jovia     Seriously, though, [12:54] Jovia     creating an entire island     is like playing god. [12:57] Tsukiko     Actually doing something this absurd is [13:00] Tsukiko     something only the philosophers     at the academy are capable of. [13:03] Miki     Stabilization of the bedrock on track. [13:05] D     Confirmed formation     of underground water sources. [13:07] Kirche     The surface vegetation     is also entering the predicted cycle. [13:13] Miki     No problematic microbes detected     in the atmosphere or in the ground. [13:17] Tsukiko     The marine environment is also on track. [13:19] Tsukiko     The differences with the open sea     are within acceptable ranges. [13:22] Tsukiko     No deviations from our predicted models. [13:24] Seina     Roger. [13:25] Seina     Then, let's reassess the situation     after 100 years. So, in five cycles. [13:42] Washu     I've taken care of the repairs     on your graftling's unit. [13:46] Washu     I've completely swapped out     the preservation subsystem, [13:49] Washu     so you won't have     any issues going forward. [13:53] Masaki     I'd like to thank you for that. [13:56] Washu     But this and that are different matters, eh? [13:58] Masaki     I don't have some near-death experience     fetish in the guise of a check-up! [14:03] Masaki     Sheesh. [14:05] Washu     For having been created in an instant, [14:09] Washu     your body is quite well-made. [14:10] Washu     If I had to point out a drawback, [14:11] Washu     it would be that, while you can have sexual     intercourse, you can't have children. [14:15] Masaki     Isn't that amazing in its own right? [14:17] Washu     The magic essence system's true power     is limitless within the three dimensions. [14:21] Washu     So adding the ability to have     children would be possible, too. [14:24] Masaki     I guess that's what instant gets you. [14:27] Washu     So, about the graftling's future. [14:30] Washu     If you want to turn it into a ship, [14:31] Washu     we'll need to do a transplant     procedure into a dedicated unit. [14:34] Masaki     Could we discuss this     when Tenchi-dono is here? [14:37] Washu     You really don't need to be     that suspicious of me. [14:40] Masaki     As long as there's no near-death experience. [14:47] Sasami     I brought snacks! [14:49] Sasami     Oh, Masaki-oneechan, please have     some of the snacks I brought. [14:52] Masaki     Tsu-Tsunami-sama...     please don't worry about me. [14:57] Sasami     Oh, please, [14:58] Sasami     call me Sasami when I'm in this form. [15:00] Masaki     Oh, r-right. Sasami-sama. [15:12] Ringo     Kuis-sama... [15:14] Ringo     If she had captured the assailants, [15:17] Ringo     we could've made some money out of it... [15:19] Otoka     Depending on the selection     of the representatives, [15:21] Otoka     the ranking in the new     government will be affected... [15:23] Otoka     So reaching an immediate     conclusion will be difficult. [15:25] Ringo     To think how much money     has to be wasted for that... [15:29] Otoka     On the upside, [15:30] Otoka     the preparation of Tabletop     Island is going well. [15:32] Ringo     This could have just been sent     to one location, as well. [15:36] Otoka     Let's get it to the involved parties, then. [15:39] Ringo     Safe and guaranteed, [15:40] Ringo     as cheaply as possible. [15:42] Otoka     That would be the GP Deliveries. [15:46] Woman     Y-Yes! [15:52] Woman     Um... [15:53] Woman     The address is... [15:56] Jovia     So the new estimated     finish date is in 30 days? [16:00] Seina     Since we didn't encounter any     problems during the first 1000 years, [16:04] Seina     we decided that checking once     every five cycles would suffice. [16:07] Seina     During that time, [16:09] Seina     the observation is going to     be done exclusively on Tabletop Island. [16:15] Jovia     Is that another test? [16:16] Seina     Yes. [16:17] Seina     But if we do that, [16:18] Seina     the bridge is going to be     in acceleration mode, as well. [16:20] Miki     In other words, [16:21] Miki     he's saying you need to clean     up those games and other things. [16:24] Jovia     Roger that! [16:25] Jovia     So, what is everyone going to     do during that time? [16:27] Seina     I was actually thinking that Tsukiko-san could     live in the magic unit inside the Kamidake. [16:33] Tsukiko     Huh? [16:34] Jovia     I see. Tsukikocchi's magic debut, eh? [16:38] Jovia     Okay, okay! [16:39] Jovia     Say no more. [16:40] Jovia     I'll tag along, as well! [16:41] Tsukiko     Thank you for your help. [16:47] Tsukiko     The fantasy world     I've been dreaming about... [16:49] Tsukiko     I can't even express what it feels like     that I'll get to experience it in real life! [16:55] Tsukiko     Wow. [16:57] Tsukiko     That's an odd sight. [16:59] Tsukiko     It's like you've turned a star upside down. [17:01] Seina     This is done to keep the source     of magic, the magic essence, [17:04] Seina     trapped on the backside. [17:06] Seina     If you went down to the surface, [17:07] Seina     it'd look normal. [17:09] Jovia     Hearing an explanation isn't worth it, [17:11] Jovia     so you should just ignore it. [17:12] Jovia     Sheesh, it's like a textbook     example of that saying, [17:15] Jovia     "Sufficiently advanced technology     is indistinguishable from magic." [17:17] Seina     Let's all take separate paths from here. [17:20] Seina     No matter which way we take,     they're all connected anyway. [17:28] Jovia     Just like that. [17:44] Tsukiko     What a strange feeling... [17:46] Tsukiko     Smell? [17:48] Tsukiko     Air? [17:49] Tsukiko     Could this be? [17:57] Tsukiko     The smell of a thick green... [17:59] Tsukiko     Is this... the magic essence? [18:23] Tsukiko     They're elves! [18:24] Souren     Thank you for making your way here. [18:26] Souren     You are Masaki Kiriko-sama's     mother, correct? [18:29] Tsukiko     Yes, my name is Masaki Tsukiko. [18:32] Souren     My name is Souren. I have been     tasked with guiding you. [18:35] Souren     To my right is my younger sister. [18:37] Airen     My name is Airen. [18:39] Tsukiko     I see. [18:40] Tsukiko     Everything is so new to me, [18:42] Tsukiko     so I'm afraid I will need your help. [18:45] Tsukiko     I apologize for already asking questions, [18:47] Tsukiko     but two of my companions     should be here somewhere... [18:50] Souren     Seina-sama is right over there. [18:53] Seina     I thought you might want to enjoy     that "isekai" feeling by yourself. [18:57] Tsukiko     I'm thoroughly enjoying it. [19:00] Seina     But I wasn't expecting you to be here,     Souren-san and Airen-san. [19:04] Souren     Kiriko-sama is handling the work     over there with all her might... [19:08] Airen     When she gets like that,     we can't be of any help. [19:10] Airen     Right? [19:14] Seina     But, Airen-san, [19:16] Seina     weren't you supposed to be     investigating something on ZINV's planet? [19:18] Airen     There, too, the specialist workers     were so motivated. [19:21] Airen     They didn't need me there, either. [19:24] Jovia     Oh, man! Oh, man! [19:25] Jovia     I forgot that Tsukikocchi is     a complete and utter noob! [19:29] Jovia     I bet she's lost somewhere— [19:30] Jovia     Huh? [19:31] Jovia     How'd you get here? [19:32] Jovia     Oh, Airencchi! [19:34] AIren     Oh, Jovia! [19:35] AIren     Long time no see! [19:37] Both     Yeah! [19:42] Souren     I'm so embarrassed... [19:45] Tsukiko     It's fine, as long as you're available... [19:54] Souren     Tsukiko-sama, [19:55] Souren     I heard that you came here     to learn how to use magic. [19:58] Tsukiko     Yes. [19:58] Souren     How are you feeling right now? [19:59] Airen     Tsukiko-dono looks just like Kiriko-dono. [20:02] Airen     So, how's her personality? [20:04] Jovia     I had my skull almost     crushed time and again. [20:07] Airen     So, in the end, she's a brute force type, too... [20:10] Airen     If she's that similar to Kiriko-dono,     and I want to stay on her good side, [20:13] Airen     maybe I shouldn't hang out with you too much? [20:17] Jovia     Hey, brother! [20:19] Jovia     Don't say such backstabby things. [20:22] Jovia     If it comes to that... [20:24] Both     I'll use her as a shield! [20:31] Airen     Just beyond this little forest, [20:33] Airen     there is the lord's manor. [20:34] Tsukiko     So that means there is a lord? [20:38] Jovia     I mean, the lord's right behind you. [20:41] Seina     Well, we are technically     inside the Kamidake. [20:45] Seina     So I'm just the lord in name. [20:52] Tsukiko     So wonderful. [20:58] Acha     Hero! [20:59] Acha     Welcome home. [21:00] Seina     I'm back, Acha. [21:02] Seina     Have you been well? [21:04] Acha     Yes! [21:05] Kalushushu     Welcome home, Master. [21:08] Seina     Thank you for your hard     work, Kalushushu-san. [21:10] Seina     We'll be bothering you for a bit again. [21:12] Seina     This is... [21:13] Tsukiko     Thank you for having me. [21:14] Tsukiko     My name is Masaki Tsukiko. [21:17] Kalushushu     A very warm welcome to you. [21:19] Kalushushu     My name is Kalushushu, [21:21] Kalushushu     and I have been tasked     with managing this house. [21:24] Seina     She is an Ancient Dryad, a tree fairy. [21:29] Tsukiko     A dryad... [21:38] Kalushushu     If there is anything you need,     please call for me. [21:52] Tsukiko     Could it be that ZINV-sama has something     to do with the fact that she serves you? [21:58] Seina     Apparently, to them, [21:59] Seina     the royal trees are something akin to gods. [22:02] Tsukiko     I see. That might be a thing. [22:06] Seina     By the way, Acha. [22:07] Seina     Were you able to meet your mother? [22:09] Acha     Yes. [22:10] Acha     I cooked, cleaned, washed,     and hunted with my mom. [22:14] Seina     Hunted? [22:15] Acha     Yes! [22:16] Acha     Because the scary pirates went away! [22:23] Seina     So, about the schedule starting tomorrow— [22:25] Seina     I think it's a good idea     to begin by doing pit hunts. [22:28] Seina     Those are the first steps     for hunter adventurers. [22:30] Tsukiko     I thought I'd have to start     by gathering healing herbs. [22:34] Seina     Would you like to go take     a peek tomorrow? [22:37] Tsukiko     Yes! That sounds like fun! [22:38] Airen     Seina-dono... [22:41] Airen     That could prove to be difficult. [22:44] Seina     Why's that? [22:50] Airen     That was scary. [22:51] Tsukiko     Do you get told that your personality     is too stark a contrast to your appearance? [22:56] Seina     Well, I guess she's the Amane-san type. [22:58] Seina     So, Airen-san, what do you mean by difficult? [23:01] Airen     Huh? [23:02] Airen     Oh, Tsukiko-dono's already got it. [23:05] Airen     The magic essence cold. [23:10] Seina     Thermo! [23:14] Seina     Nayuta? [23:15] Nayuta     Yes, there's no doubt,     those are the initial symptoms. [23:19] Tsukiko     Doesn't the magic essence cold mean... [23:21] Seina     Yes. [23:22] Seina     The organ for using magic     is beginning to form inside your body. [23:27] Tsukiko     Ah... I see. [23:32] Tsukiko     I'm looking forward to it.