E3 - Like Attracts Like and Becomes More Alike

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SIGN    Tenchi Muyo!
    GXP Paradise Starting
[01:38] Seina
    Please tell us all the details...
[01:41] Seina
    of what transpired to blow your cover.
[01:44] Jovia
    Well, after I left the village that day,
[01:48] Jovia
    I took my time to really enjoy
    the scenery around here.
[01:51] Jovia
    I picked flowers I hadn't seen in so long,
[01:53] Jovia
    even made a flower crown
    and put it on my head...
[02:01] Seina
    You don't need to
    go into that great of detail.
[02:04] Jovia
    Oh, really?
[02:05] Jovia
    Well, then I just went to the station
[02:08] Jovia
    and enjoyed the full-blown
    work day rush hour,
[02:11] Jovia
    got to the station where I could
    switch onto the bullet train,
[02:14] Jovia
    and—huh?
[02:16] Seina
    Looks like we're not getting through.
[02:19] Tsukiko
    Evidently.
[02:21] Jovia
    Then there were stores,
[02:23] Jovia
    so I went straight to the bookstore!
[02:25] Jovia
    It was a small store,
[02:26] Jovia
    but they casually had shelves full of manga,
[02:29] Jovia
    I just couldn't help but tear up.
[02:35] All
    Uh huh...
[02:37] Jovia
    Then next I thought, "Gifts!",
[02:39] Jovia
    but then I realized I have nobody
    to give any gifts to,
[02:43] Jovia
    so I finally got on the escalator
    and got to the platform.
[02:48] Jovia
    Then!
[02:49] Jovia
    Then!
[02:50] Tsukiko
    Then you took the bullet train
    back to your hometown!
[02:57] Miki
    So was that really the place you were
    from in your previous life?
[03:02] Jovia
    The school and the town hall all
    looked exactly how I remembered them,
[03:05] Jovia
    so I was really overcome with emotion.
[03:06] Jovia
    But since I look like this,
[03:08] Jovia
    I can't exactly show up
    at my old house right?
[03:11] Jovia
    So I went to the shopping district...
[03:13] Jovia
    walked down the nostalgic grab
    and eat food road,
[03:18] Jovia
    and decided to have
    an all-out food eating competition!
[03:22] Miki
    There goes the heartwarming homecoming...
[03:24] Jovia
    Food's important!
[03:26] Jovia
    Don't you agree, darli—
[03:32] Jovia
    Don't you agree, Seinacchi?
[03:34] Seina
    I understand the sentiment.
SIGN    Episode 3 "Like Attracts Like and Becomes More Alike"
[03:41] (Flashback) Jovia
    I can't eat any more!
[03:43] Jovia
    Sheesh,
[03:44] Jovia
    just because foreigners are rare,
[03:46] Jovia
    having people stare at me like
    that meant I couldn't
[03:49] Jovia
    even take anything away
    in the spirit thread storage.
[03:52] (Flashback) Jovia
    Excuse me.
[03:54] (Flashback) Jovia
    They're staring again.
[03:56] (Flashback) Jovia
    Seriously, what kind of
    country bumpkins are they?
[03:58] (Flashback) Jovia
    Oh, wait, they're from
    the same place I'm from.
[04:06] (Flashback) Jovia
    I feel like I've seen those women before.
[04:14] (Flashback) Jovia
    Of course, they're all from here.
[04:22] (Flashback) Jovia
    Gah, keep it down,
    stop racing your car here.
[04:26] (Flashback) Jovia
    Huh?
[04:34] (Flashback) Jovia
    What the?
[04:36] (Flashback) Jovia
    What kind of yakuza—
[04:38] (Flashback) Jovia
    Huh?
[04:39] (Flashback) Jovia
    Crap!
[04:41] (Flashback) Jovia
    Mirei's mom?!
[04:42] (Flashback) Jovia
    No, it's not!
[04:44] (Flashback) Jovia
    Given her age...
[04:46] (Flashback) Jovia
    it's actually her?!
[04:48] (Flashback) Jovia
    That means the other people are also?!
[04:56] Jovia
    Turns out they were all
    friends from my past,
[04:59] Jovia
    but with thick makeup all round...
[05:02] Miki
    So, what about the person who came?
[05:04] Jovia
    Mirei, a friend from my previous life.
[05:08] (Flashback) Mirei
    So I came out because I heard there
    was a suspicious person was about.
[05:13] (Flashback) Jovia
    Oh, I notto speaku Japanezu so guddo—
[05:20] (Flashback) Mirei
    You're coming with me.
[05:23] Jovia
    Can you believe it?!
[05:24] Jovia
    She hit me in the stomach
    out of the blue! The stomach!
[05:33] (Flashback) Jovia
    Um, pulease letto me go home.
[05:36] (Flashback) Jovia
    I havu notto done anythingu bad.
[05:40] (Flashback) Mirei
    Still keeping that up, are we?
[05:48] (Flashback) Jovia
    The Divine Beauty of the Four Seasons...
[05:51] (Flashback) Mirei
    I'm impressed you know it.
[05:54] (Flashback) Mirei
    This is a secret item that we
    only serve to special customers.
[05:58] (Flashback) Jovia
    Uh, I um researchi on za internetto!
[06:02] (Flashback) Mirei
    It looks like our esteemed
    guest is not impressed.
[06:08] (Flashback) Jovia
    Uh, wait!
[06:09] (Flashback) Jovia
    Hang on, hang on!
[06:11] (Flashback) Jovia
    Please don't take it!
[06:14] Both
    How can you be bought so easily?!
[06:17] Jovia
    But! But!
[06:19] Jovia
    That Divine Beauty of the Four Seasons
    is a super special item
[06:22] Jovia
    that is only served
    to specially invited guests.
[06:25] Jovia
    It uses the best of the best ingredients,
[06:27] Jovia
    it's big and impressive,
[06:29] Jovia
    and delicious!
[06:30] Jovia
    I've always wanted it!
[06:34] Jovia
    Right, in Fuku-chan terms,
[06:36] Jovia
    it's something like
    Tenchi's special carrots.
[06:38] Fuku
    Oh, that makes a lot of sense.
[06:41] Both
    Fuku-chan!
[06:42] Fuku
    I'm sowwy!
[06:47] (Flashback) Mirei
    You're just as uncultured as I remember.
[06:50] (Flashback) Mirei
    I'm just asking you to not lick the plate.
[06:58] (Flashback) Mirei
    Your actions speak for themselves already,
[07:01] (Flashback) Mirei
    but are you ready to confess it all?
[07:05] (Flashback) Jovia
    I will if you give me another plate.
[07:13] (Flashback) Mirei
    I won't forgive you if you say
    you just wanted to eat another one.
[07:17] (Flashback) Jovia
    I know.
[07:19] (Flashback) Jovia
    Region selected!
[07:27] (Flashback) Jovia
    I'll bring it back now.
[07:38] (Flashback) Mirei
    Was that magic?
[07:39] (Flashback) Mirei
    An inventory?
[07:41] (Flashback) Jovia
    They're calling it spirit
    thread storage here.
[07:43] (Flashback) Jovia
    Are you satisfied?
[07:45] (Flashback) Mirei
    It's enough for the price
    of two Beauties of the Four Seasons.
[07:49] (Flashback) Mirei
    So that means...
    an alternate world reincarnation?
[07:52] (Flashback) Jovia
    Yeah, I suppose.
[07:55] (Flashback) Mirei
    I need to immediately call
    the health department,
[07:57] (Flashback) Mirei
    the police, and the administration.
[07:59] (Flashback) Jovia
    Wa-Wait! Why?!
[08:01] (Flashback) Mirei
    Because of quarantine!
[08:02] (Flashback) Mirei
    Since you've returned from another world,
[08:04] (Flashback) Mirei
    we have no idea what kind of
    pathogens you might be carrying,
[08:07] (Flashback) Mirei
    specifically because you're a type of person
    who might have something really horrid!
[08:11] (Flashback) Jovia
    I'm not going to cause a pandemic!
[08:14] (Flashback) Jovia
    I've taken proper precautions!
[08:16] (Flashback) Mirei
    How far can I trust you with that?
[08:19] (Flashback) Jovia
    It's okay.
[08:20] (Flashback) Jovia
    There's an entity who made me reincarnate.
[08:23] (Flashback) Mirei
    You better not say it was God.
[08:26] (Flashback) Jovia
    Not in the sense of the Creator.
[08:29] (Flashback) Jovia
    But it's true that they have
    an abnormal amount of power.
[08:32] (Flashback) Mirei
    What reason could such an entity
    have to bring about your reincarnation?
[08:37] (Flashback) Mirei
    It's not to erase some
    stupid mistake, right?
[08:39] (Flashback) Jovia
    To put it simply,
[08:41] (Flashback) Jovia
    to correct a distortion that's threatening
    the regular flow of space and time.
[08:44] (Flashback) Mirei
    Distortion?
[08:47] (Flashback) Jovia
    No, I'm not that distortion!
[08:50] (Flashback) Mirei
    So you're saying that
    as one of the special people,
[08:53] (Flashback) Mirei
    the state of your mental satisfaction level
    is connected fixing the distortion.
[08:56] (Flashback) Jovia
    I guess every little bit helps.
[08:59] (Flashback) Mirei
    Let's go somewhere else.
[09:00] (Flashback) Mirei
    If we stay here,
[09:01] (Flashback) Mirei
    I don't know how much more
    you'll mooch off of me.
[09:04] (Flashback) Jovia
    Where are we going?
[09:05] (Flashback) Mirei
    There's a place where we can
    be our real selves, right?
[09:08] (Flashback) Jovia
    Our real selves?
[09:09] (Flashback) Jovia
    Wait, room 102 in building C still exists?!
[09:25] (Flashback) Jovia
    I'm home!
[09:28] (Flashback) Jovia
    It's so small!
[09:29] (Flashback) Jovia
    A truly Japanese apartment!
[09:31] (Flashback) Jovia
    I love the smell of old books!
[09:34] (Flashback) Jovia
    The TV got bigger and flatter.
[09:36] (Flashback) Jovia
    Wait, is this a new gaming console?!
[09:39] (Flashback) Mirei
    It's been quite a while.
[09:41] (Flashback) Mirei
    That console is about three generations newer.
[09:44] (Flashback) Jovia
    Oh, wow.
[09:46] (Flashback) Jovia
    But the room's gotten quite
    a bit neater, huh?
[09:49] (Flashback) Jovia
    Are you telling me that you've moved
    on from that other interest?
[09:51] (Flashback) Mirei
    None of that is left in here.
[09:54] (Flashback) Mirei
    Since the next unit opened up,
    I had the wall taken out and connected them.
[09:56] (Flashback) Mirei
    The books are over there.
[09:58] (Flashback) Mirei
    Oh, then you're still just as rotten, eh?
[10:01] (Flashback) Mirei
    Nice, nice.
[10:10] (Flashback) Mirei
    Oh, sorree, I yuu are casutomer?
[10:21] (Flashback) Mirei
    Oh, I felt that.
[10:23] (Flashback) Mirei
    That's not a granny punch...
[10:25] (Flashback) Mom
    When I got the call,
[10:27] (Flashback) Mom
    I thought it was some kind of bad joke.
[10:30] (Flashback) Mom
    But you really are my daughter.
[10:31] (Flashback) Jovia
    What?
[10:32] (Flashback) Jovia
    You believed her?
[10:33] (Flashback) Jovia
    Really?!
[10:34] (Flashback) Mom
    The carefree dumbassery
    that I heard from the other room,
[10:37] (Flashback) Mom
    the horribly bad attempts at deception,
[10:39] (Flashback) Mom
    who else but you could it be?!
[10:42] (Flashback) Mom
    Even if you were
    a caterpillar or a cockroach,
[10:44] (Flashback) Mom
    I am confident I would recognize you!
[10:47] (Flashback) Jovia
    Yeah, as if!
[10:50] (Flashback) Mom
    When... when you died in that accident...
[10:53] (Flashback) Mom
    I was so...
[10:55] (Flashback) Mom
    I was so...
[10:57] (Flashback) Jovia
    Um...
[10:58] (Flashback) Mom
    I was so incredibly embarrassed!
[11:00] (Flashback) Jovia
    Wha?
[11:02] (Flashback) Jovia
    How did this turn into embarrassment?!
[11:04] (Flashback) Mom
    You should understand if I say the things
    you scattered when you went under the train!
[11:08] (Flashback) Jovia
    Huh?
[11:09] (Flashback) Jovia
    My guts and brai—
[11:10] (Flashback) Jovia
    Ow!
[11:13] (Flashback) Mom
    Doujin porn so bad that I wanted to
    pixelate them along with your run over body!
[11:17] (Flashback) Mom
    When the police handed me the items,
[11:19] (Flashback) Mom
    saying it was my late
    daughter's possessions,
[11:21] (Flashback) Mom
    I thought my face was going to
    catch on fire from shame!
[11:24] (Flashback) Mom
    Though the suspect was dead,
[11:26] (Flashback) Mom
    and though it wasn't intentional on my part,
[11:27] (Flashback) Mom
    I had to apologize profusely
    because they were trying
[11:29] (Flashback) Mom
    to pin distribution
    of obscene materials on me!
[11:31] (Flashback) Jovia
    O-Obscene?!
[11:33] (Flashback) Jovia
    Most of those were things
    this rotten woman asked for!
[11:36] (Flashback) Mom
    It doesn't matter whose they were,
[11:38] (Flashback) Mom
    but who was transporting them!
[11:40] (Flashback) Mom
    I felt so bad for the people who came
    to pay their respects, too.
[11:43] (Flashback) Mom
    I was actually wishing that I was
    the one in the coffin being buried.
[11:47] (Flashback) Jovia
    Oh, you mean you wanted to sink
    into the ground in shame?
[11:51] (Flashback) Jovia
    Ow, ow!
[11:51] (Flashback) Mom
    They say the only cure for stupid is death,
[11:54] (Flashback) Mom
    but even after being
    reincarnated you're the same!
[11:56] (Flashback) Jovia
    Come on, be at least a little bit sad!
[11:57] (Flashback) Mom
    It's your own fault!
[11:59] (Flashback) Mirei
    Of course people were sad.
[12:02] (Flashback) Mirei
    Your father especially became
    quite haggard after that...
[12:05] (Flashback) Mirei
    Since I was indirectly the reason for it...
[12:08] (Flashback) Mom
    It's fine.
[12:09] (Flashback) Mom
    You took care of a lot of aftermath
    and the reparations for us.
[12:14] (Flashback) Mom
    Besides, if only this
    idiot had used the delivery
[12:16] (Flashback) Mom
    service instead of picking them up herself!
[12:19] (Flashback) Jovia
    I had no choice.
[12:20] (Flashback) Jovia
    There were many new releases that I wanted,
[12:22] (Flashback) Jovia
    so when I realized it, I had no money left.
[12:24] (Flashback) Mom
    You could have done pay on delivery!
[12:26] (Flashback) Jovia
    Well, the heat and
    the exhaustion had gotten to me.
[12:29] (Flashback) Jovia
    And the delivery service's long line
    was also such a drag.
[12:31] (Flashback) Mom
    I bet you wanted to get home and
    get right into being lost in the new books!
[12:35] (Flashback) Mom
    The result of that was the horrible tragedy
    of scattering that doujin porn all over!
[12:38] (Flashback) Jovia
    At least say that the deadly accident
    was the horrible tragedy!
[12:47] Jovia
    So like that,
[12:48] Jovia
    they asked me about magic,
[12:50] Jovia
    the world over there,
[12:51] Jovia
    and all sorts of other stuff...
[12:53] Miki
    And they even found out
    that you're divorced.
[12:55] Jovia
    Because she's really my daughter!
[12:58] Miki
    True, unlike you,
[13:00] Miki
    she's a good girl who's got it together.
[13:02] Kirche
    It's not weird that they doubted you.
[13:05] Seina
    I'm still surprised they
    were so quick to accept the fact
[13:08] Seina
    that you were reincarnated in another world.
[13:12] Jovia
    Actually, my mom had become a member
    of that nerd cave, too!
[13:15] Seina
    Huh?
[13:16] Jovia
    I had no idea,
[13:17] Jovia
    but my mom had become rotten, too!
[13:22] (Flashback) Jovia
    You think this is a joke?!
[13:24] (Flashback) Jovia
    What kind of mother not only
    has BL discussions
[13:27] (Flashback) Jovia
    with her daughter's friend,
    but also binge reads novels online?!
[13:30] (Flashback) Mom
    Unlike you,
[13:32] (Flashback) Mom
    I don't do things that will get me
    labeled as a suspicious person.
[13:35] (Flashback) Mom
    Even in the event that someone
    in our circles found out,
[13:37] (Flashback) Mom
    I am liked enough so that they would
    pretend they never saw anything.
[13:42] (Flashback) Jovia
    D-Damn it!
[13:45] Jovia
    And so on and so forth.
[13:47] Jovia
    They are going to demolish
    the apartments to build condos,
[13:49] Jovia
    so they made me store their stuff
    in the spirit thread storage,
[13:52] Jovia
    that's so rude.
[13:54] Seina
    I see, we get the picture now.
[13:57] Jovia
    Well, then.
[13:57] Tsukiko
    I just have one question.
[14:01] Tsukiko
    As far as we heard,
[14:04] Tsukiko
    all the things you told us happened
    on the day you left, right?
[14:06] Jovia
    Huh?
[14:07] Jovia
    Uh, yes?
[14:09] Tsukiko
    Why didn't you report it right away?
[14:12] Jovia
    I-I couldn't have them find out
    about this place, right?!
[14:15] Jovia
    Mirei had secretly put
    a tail on me, too...
[14:18] Tsukiko
    So you were shaking the tail?
[14:20] Jovia
    That's why I went to Tokyo,
[14:22] Jovia
    did some adult shopping for manga,
    doujin, games, and merch...
[14:27] Jovia
    Then I added a mini vacay to Kusatsu
    to hit the hot springs and—
[14:31] Jovia
    Ow, ow, ow!
[14:33] Jovia
    But I really wanted those things,
[14:34] Jovia
    I really wanted to go there!
[14:36] Jovia
    It was really quite tough to run across
    the mountains to shake my tail!
[14:45] Jovia
    I can't any more,
[14:46] Jovia
    I seriously can't take any more!
[14:49] Seto
    I see.
[14:50] Seto
    Sounds like that's quite a funny situation.
[14:53] Seina
    It's due to our insufficient guidance...
[14:56] Seto
    According to my sources,
[14:58] Seto
    the mother and the friend
    are treating this information properly,
[15:01] Seto
    so it seems they can be somewhat trusted.
[15:03] Seto
    With that said,
[15:04] Seto
    this will require placing
    that entire region under
[15:06] Seto
    surveillance and applying
    the appropriate measures.
[15:08] Jovia
    Are you going to kidnap them
    and alter their brains?!
[15:11] Tsukiko
    You'd be the very first for that treatment!
[15:14] Seto
    Just some light guidance
    of the consciousness.
[15:17] Seto
    As for your friend,
[15:18] Seto
    having her become a collaborator
    might be a better approach.
[15:22] Washu
    If the Masaki businesses enter
    into business partnerships with her,
[15:25] Washu
    Jovia-dono's going to gain more flexibility.
[15:28] Washu
    Oh, and the foundation
    for the Tabletop Island is finished.
[15:33] Seina
    That means it's time?
[15:34] Seto
    We'd like you to take care
    of the construction efforts.
[15:38] Seina
    Construction?
[15:40] Seina
    But I don't have any particular
    knowledge in that field.
[15:42] Washu
    That's no problem if Nayuta is there.
[15:44] Washu
    Is the plan for him to oversee things after
    that and manage the island when it's done?
[15:48] Seina
    Manage the island?
[15:50] Washu
    Miki-dono and everybody will be with you,
[15:52] Washu
    so we can then also
    isolate Jovia-dono, as well.
[15:55] Miki
    So everyone's getting sent
    away along with Seina-kun, huh?
[15:58] Seto
    The situation changed here
    quite drastically, as well.
[16:01] Seto
    And Tsukiko-chan,
    you should go along, as well.
[16:04] Tsukiko
    M-Me, too?!
[16:05] Seto
    Including all that's to come,
[16:07] Seto
    think of it as training.
[16:08] Seto
    The planned construction time is one year.
[16:10] Seto
    In the meantime, we'll take
    care of all the various issues.
[16:13] Washu
    The island's construction site
    is near the equator,
[16:16] Washu
    so you should be able to
    enjoy some vacation vibes.
[16:18] Jovia
    O-One year in jail... on an island?!
[16:21] Jovia
    That means I can't go to any events!
[16:23] Miki
    That much should be bearable!
[16:25] Jovia
    This is too cruel!
[16:26] Jovia
    You're asking a refugee who's been
    starving for 30 years to give up a feast!
[16:29] Washu
    Jovia-dono, Jovia-dono.
[16:32] Washu
    You have all the goods you are holding for
    your friend in spirit thread storage, right?
[16:36] Jovia
    Huh?
[16:36] Washu
    During space time
    acceleration it's not viable,
[16:38] Washu
    but during normal time,
[16:39] Washu
    you can connect to Earth's Internet.
[16:41] Washu
    And while you can't go to events,
[16:42] Washu
    you can do online shopping.
[16:44] Washu
    I'll even throw in the access rights
    to all manners of suspicious, pervy
[16:47] Washu
    stuff that I collector from all corners
    and time lines of the universe.
[16:51] Washu
    You can pull all-nighters
    to really deep dive into your hobby.
[16:57] Jovia
    Your Excellency!
[16:59] Jovia
    With that, our troops will be
    able to fight another year!
[17:00] Washu
    Is that so,
[17:02] Washu
    then go and enjoy it
    to your heart's content.
[17:05] Tenchi
    Ah, so another year.
[17:08] Tenchi
    That's pretty rough,
    considering you just got home.
[17:11] Seina
    Half of it is my fault anyway.
[17:14] Tenchi
    Well, it might still be better
    than being kidnapped
[17:17] Tenchi
    and going missing on the right
    after your wedding.
[17:20] Seina
    I'm always causing you to worry...
[17:22] Tenchi
    Don't be like that,
[17:23] Tenchi
    you're the one who's suffering.
[17:25] Sasami
    Seina-oniichan,
[17:27] Sasami
    these are three meals for everyone,
[17:28] Sasami
    including the cake product samples.
[17:30] Seina
    Thanks you so much,
    these will be really great.
[17:36] Seina
    I know it'll be a lot,
[17:38] Seina
    but please look after Yoshiko.
[17:40] Sasami
    No worries!
[17:41] Sasami
    I'm having fun, as well.
[17:43] Seina
    Then...
[17:44] Seina
    Tenchi-senpai, Sasami-chan.
[17:48] Seina
    Noike-san, and Ryouko-san, as well.
[17:54] Seina
    Please give everyone my regards.
[18:03] Seina
    This feels kind of strange.
[18:06] Tsukiko
    Launch preparations are complete... Captain.
[18:13] Miki
    Course is clear,
[18:14] Miki
    cloaking level 1.
[18:16] Seina
    Minimal thrust.
[18:17] Seina
    Once we're past the moon's orbit,
    initiate short distance jump.
[18:20] Tsukiko
    Roger.
[18:21] Tsukiko
    Minimal thrust engaged.
[18:38] Miki
    We've jumped out beyond Pluto's orbit.
[18:42] Miki
    Recalculating rendezvous point...
[18:44] Miki
    Confirmed, there are no calculation errors.
[18:47] Kirche
    We received a message from Tabletop Island.
[18:49] Kirche
    Correcting the rendezvous link timing,
[18:51] Kirche
    commencing with hyperspace
    jump in 600 seconds.
[18:53] Jovia
    We got to into Pluto's vicinity
    in a blink of an eye...
[18:57] Jovia
    If you base it on solar system standards,
[18:58] Jovia
    space technology
    is clearly just really absurd.
[19:01] Seina
    That's true...
[19:03] Seina
    But if you can just set up the point,
[19:05] Seina
    spirit thread transportation
    is instantaneous.
[19:07] Jovia
    But setting up that initial point
    takes several thousands of years, right?
[19:12] Tsukiko
    Counting down to hyperspace jump.
[19:19] Tsukiko
    We've reached the rendezvous point.
[19:23] Seina
    So this is the space ship that will be
    the foundation of Tabletop Island?
[19:28] Kirche
    She's 35.223 km long, roughly
    the same width, total height is 6.5 km.
[19:34] Kirche
    A base class space mother ship.
[19:37] Kuis
    Thank you for coming.
[19:38] Kuis
    Please follow our instructions
    and proceed to dock.
[19:53] Seina
    Kuis-sama, are you by yourself?
[19:56] Kuis
    Take a look at that.
[20:00] Seina
    Is that a royal tree?
[20:02] Kuis
    A third generation, "Tabletop Island".
[20:05] Kuis
    Since the owner's not decided yet,
    it's just a placeholder for now.
[20:09] Kuis
    Fuku-chan!
[20:10] Fuku
    I'm linked!
[20:12] Fuku
    Everyone!
[20:17] ---
    
[20:22] Miki
    A high gravity wave!
[20:23] Miki
    A battle ship class something
    is jumping here!
[20:26] Kirche
    It's close!
[20:27] Kirche
    Evasion is impossible at this range!
[20:30] Tsukiko
    This is crazy!
[20:32] Miki
    Assault ships are launching
    from the transport vessel!
[20:34] Kuis
    They are trying to take over this ship!
[20:36] Kuis
    All personnel,
    prepare for hand to hand combat!
[20:48] Kirche
    Tabletop Island, changing coordinates!
[20:52] Miki
    You used spirit thread teleportation?!
[20:58] Kuis
    All gunports that can be aligned
    on that axis, emergency fire!
[21:02] Kuis
    No need to lock anything in!
[21:13] Kuis
    Bring down the enemy vessels!
[21:26] Miki
    All energy readings are gone.
[21:28] Miki
    They have been fully annihilated.
[21:30] Miki
    I am not detecting any escape pods, either.
[21:32] D
    There are no survivors.
[21:34] Kirche
    We're not picking up any other
    high gravity waves, either.
[21:37] Kuis
    We're staying on high alert.
[21:39] Seina
    Could you explain the situation to us?
[21:42] Kuis
    Just as you imagined,
[21:43] Kuis
    we leaked information about
    the transport to the involved parties.
[21:48] Tsukiko
    You're thinning them out?
[21:51] Kuis
    We've provided them with enough
    concessions and time extensions.
[21:55] Kuis
    This is the collective
    will of the federation.
[21:56] Kuis
    Since the Earth Confederation
    is going get two assembly seats, you know...
[22:02] Seina
    So we're essentially a lure
    for external threats.
[22:05] Seina
    Roger that.
[22:10] Miki
    Hyperspace jump out confirmed.
[22:12] Miki
    All systems are nominal.
[22:14] Kirche
    Space-time wave cancellation succeeded.
[22:16] Tsukiko
    Jamming satellites
    in the vicinity of the Moon,
[22:19] Tsukiko
    initiating space camouflage.
[22:30] Tsukiko
    All tests programs completed.
[22:32] Tsukiko
    Everything is within acceptable limits.
[22:35] Kuis
    So even if Seina-dono is on board,
[22:37] Kuis
    there are no critical problems.
[22:40] Kirche
    The forecast figures are nominal, as well.
[22:43] Kirche
    Usage tolerance level is at 6.
[22:45] Kuis
    At that level, regular maintenance
    should prevent any operational deficits.
[22:48] Kuis
    Very well, that concludes the test!
[22:50] Kuis
    We're now moving
    on to Tabletop Island program stage 1!
[22:54] Kuis
    Transferring command to Seina-dono.
[23:00] Seina
    Run another status check on Tabletop Island.
[23:02] Kirche
    Roger. Launching status check program.
[23:06] Seina
    We will be moving again
    at 2200 hours local time.
[23:09] Seina
    Until then, take turns
    resting in hyperspace.
[23:12] Miki
    But the only ones who require rest are you,
[23:15] Miki
    my mother, and Kuis-sama.
[23:18] Jovia
    Hey, you forgot about me!
[23:20] Tsukiko
    You're not an operator.
[23:22] Tsukiko
    Go build a nest somewhere and roost in it.
[23:25] Jovia
    Then, I'll make a love nest with my darling—
[23:30] Jovia
    Ow, ow, ow!
[23:31] Miki
    You know this will happen,
    yet you can't not make dumb jokes.
[23:35] Kuis
    And Tsukiko-chan can't not let them slide.
[23:38] Jovia
    Sheesh!
[23:41] Jovia
    Does she think my head's
    a finger strength training ball?!
[23:50] Jovia
    Make a nest they say,
[23:53] Jovia
    but what the hell am I supposed to do here?!
[24:01] Jovia
    This looks incredibly dumb...
[24:03] Jovia
    Almost like an illegal
    dump in a dry riverbed.
[24:09] Jovia
    Who was that?!
[24:21] Jovia
    You think that's funny?!
[24:24] Jovia
    I can't stand stuff like this!
[24:27] Jovia
    Who would even do something like this?
[24:29] Jovia
    Darling, Fuku-chan, Kirche,
    D, and Tsukicchi are out,
[24:32] Jovia
    Miki-chan also doesn't
    strike me as the type...
[24:34] Jovia
    That leaves the lady that strangely has
[24:37] Jovia
    a presence despite having
    a plain face and flat body...?
[24:40] Jovia
    Hey!
[24:41] Jovia
    I'm really getting angry!
[24:44] Jovia
    Come out here!
[25:07] Seina
    Jovia-san?
[25:08] Jovia
    I saw-I saw-I saw-I saw...!
[25:11] Jovia
    A ghost, a ghost!
[25:14] Jovia
    The lady that strangely has
    a presence despite having
[25:17] Jovia
    a plain face and flat body
    said "Filth will be destroyed",
[25:21] Jovia
    so that's why the guys we
    defeated earlier came to haunt us!
[25:26] Jovia
    Ow, ow!
[25:26] Kuis
    By lady that strangely has
    a presence despite having
[25:30] Kuis
    a plain face and flat body do you mean me?
[25:33] Jovia
    Since you're of the same
    type as that old hag,
[25:36] Jovia
    I'm sure lots of people hate you!
[25:38] Jovia
    But that's no reason to come to my place!
[25:42] Kuis
    When a grown woman cries
    in earnest, even I can't...
[25:52] Kuis
    Ghosts, huh?
[25:54] Kuis
    Any force field anomalies?
[25:56] Miki
    Hm, inside the ship there
    are... no such signs.
[26:00] Kuis
    I see.
[26:10] Kuis
    Fuku-chan.
[26:13] Kuis
    You you know something, right?
[26:16] D
    ZINV?
[26:19] D
    Seina, ZINV is being weird, too.
[26:21] Seina
    Huh?
[26:22] ZINV
    Sorry.
[26:24] ZINV
    I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
[26:30] ZINV
    I'm sorry, ZINV asked her
    to keep it a secret.
[26:35] ZINV
    Fuku-chan did nothing wrong.
[26:37] Kuis
    ZINV-sama, you did?
[26:39] Kuis
    What's going on?
[26:41] Masaki
    No, no, that's not it.
[26:44] Masaki
    I was the one who asked
    them all to cooperate.
[26:52] Jovia
    The ghost from before!
[27:05] Kuis
    Forgive my impudence.
[27:07] Kuis
    Might you be Jurai Shinou's
    sister, "Masaki-sama"?