Tenchi Muyo! GXP Paradise Starting Seina’s epic misadventures are moving from the depths of space to his home on Earth. While he’s made just as many friends as he did enemies on his journey, it’s time to go back to those he loves on his own planet. But he quickly learns that things aren’t the same as they used to be. Season 1 E1 - Back... to my old home? From Renza- Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:06] Seto     Now we just have to     disguise this on location. [00:11] Washu     Seina-dono's coming right     back to some trouble. [00:16] Mikami     You're really such a slave driver. [00:19] Seto     There was no choice. [00:21] Seto     Kiriko-dono and the others still     have to wrap things up at Renza. [00:25] Mikami     While the cat's away, or whatever, huh? [00:28] Mikami     Well, I suppose you're the one who has     to deal with the aftermath of that, anyway. [00:34] Seto     It's fine! [00:37] Seto     I'm sure she'll be able to     do something about it! [00:40] Seto     ...about it. [00:41] Seto     ...about it. [00:42] Seto     ...about it. [00:43] Seto     ...about it. [01:06] Seina     I'm... really home. [01:09] Jovia     That's amazing! [01:12] Jovia     It's Saturn! Saturn! [01:14] Jovia     I can't believe I'm seeing     the cosmos up close! [01:18] Miki     You did see the archive     material before, didn't you? [01:21] Miki     So why freak out? [01:22] Jovia     Seeing it up close in the flesh     is what makes it special! [01:27] Jovia     Either way... [01:29] Jovia     I can't believe this fantastical     rebirth led to a sci-fi homecoming. [01:34] Jovia     Let's look at Jupiter next, Jupiter! [01:37] Nayuta     Sorry. [01:40] Nayuta     You're out of time. [01:41] Jovia     What?! [01:43] Kirche     There, there. [01:44] Kirche     Now you can come back whenever you like. [01:46] Jovia     That's a terrifying thing     to say so casually... [01:50] Seina     Oh, yeah, [01:51] Seina     my father and the others     also had a similar reaction. [01:55] Fuku     When you got married, right? [01:58] Fuku     They were so surprised when I brought     them to the dark side of the moon. [02:02] Seina     Yes. [02:03] Seina     I changed with them at the house, [02:05] Seina     and it almost felt like we     were going to a place nearby via taxi. [02:10] Jovia     You mean the place where they     finally managed to send three people [02:14] Jovia     after spending trillions     on that government project? [02:19] Jovia     Well, I guess if the furball is there, [02:21] Jovia     it would feel like you're     in your own neighborhood. [02:23] Fuku     I would charge you money, though. [02:26] Fuku     Money, money. [02:28] Jovia     Lately this furball's been harsh with me. [02:31] Jovia     All right, change into your fluffy form! [02:34] Jovia     Today's the day when I pet you all     over so much that you have to surrender! [02:38] Jovia     Wait, furball! [02:41] Jovia     Gotcha! [02:44] Jovia     I got you now. [02:46] Jovia     With this, the furball is under my control! [02:48] Miki     Hey! [02:49] Miki     Stop coming up with weird moves! [02:51] Kirche     I'll switch the controls over, then! SIGN    Episode 1 "Back... to my old home? From Renza-" [03:19] Kai     Oh, my beloved and dearest friend, Seina! [03:24] Kai     It's been a while. [03:25] Kai     You looking a bit older now? [03:26] Seina     You haven't changed a bit, Kai. [03:30] Kai     Take a good look. [03:31] Kai     Haven't I become... [03:32] Kai     handsome? [03:35] Jovia     I want to punch that playboy. [03:38] Miki     Later. [03:39] Kai     But your luck is just as bad as always, huh? [03:43] Kai     Well, I guess that's just     who my best friend is. [03:47] Seina     Well, I guess. [03:50] Tenchi     No matter how much time passes, [03:51] Tenchi     you guys don't change. [03:53] Tenchi     Welcome back, Seina-kun. [03:55] Seina     Tenchi-senpai! [03:57] Seina     And everybody, [03:58] Seina     it's been too long. [04:04] Seina     Wha? [04:05] Seina     Engaged?! [04:08] Kai     That's right! [04:09] Kai     Me here, Masaki Kai, [04:11] Kai     and your sister, Yamada Yoshiko-chan, [04:14] Kai     are officially engaged. [04:16] Kai     Of course, we have your parents' blessing. [04:19] Seina     I-I see. [04:20] Seina     That's, well... [04:22] Seina     Congratulations. [04:23] Kai     So that means... [04:26] Kai     The Yamada family and Masaki family     have concluded their son trade. [04:30] Seina     Son trade? [04:32] Kai     Seina, you married Kiriko-nee, [04:35] Kai     and I got engaged to Yoshiko-chan. [04:37] Kai     So we will swap rooms, [04:40] Kai     and I will become Yamada Kai. [04:43] Seina     Huh? [04:44] Kai     Again. [04:46] Kai     I'm going to move into your house, [04:47] Kai     and you'll live at my house instead. [04:50] Kai     The furniture has already been swapped. [04:54] Kai     Well, put simply: [04:56] Kai     you're not supposed to get close     to the Yamada estate. [05:00] Seina     Are you saying that something     happened to our business? [05:09] Kai     Our Yamada Business's evolution     is Supermarket Yamada, [05:11] Kai     and then the next super evolution     is Hypermarket Yamada, [05:15] Kai     aka Yamada Shopping Center! [05:19] [SONG] txt     Opening soon [05:22] Seina     H-Hey! [05:24] Seina     This is totally different from the plans     that Yoshiko showed me before! [05:29] Kai     That's why it's a super evolution. [05:32] Kai     There've been more     developments since that plan, [05:35] Kai     Brother. [05:39] Seina     Yeah, but even then... [05:41] Kai     The opening will be in half a year, [05:43] Kai     but the Yamada family house has already     been moved to the rooftop of this center. [05:47] Seina     Huh? Wh-Why? [05:50] ---     Yamada     Household [05:50] Kai     The family home happened to be smack in     the middle of the land we were able to buy. [05:54] Kai     Since it would be     in the way during construction, [05:56] Kai     Washu-chan moved it in an instant. [05:59] Kai     The center's going to have local     small businesses as tenants, as well. [06:04] Kai     For the people who knew about     the old Yamada Business and you... [06:10] Seina     I guess that would spell     "don't come home" for me. [06:13] Seina     Well, it's not like I want to     get in the way of the business. [06:18] Tenchi     You're always welcome in the Masaki village. [06:21] Tenchi     Tsukiko-san was hoping you'd come, as well. [06:25] Seina     I hate to be a burden, but I appreciate it. [06:28] Tenchi     One more thing, Seina-kun. [06:30] Tenchi     I have something I'd like     to talk to you about, as well. [06:33] Tenchi     Would now be okay? [06:35] Seina     Sure? [06:42] Seina     R-Rea-san is... from another world?! [06:47] Jovia     Ooh, so you came from another world, too? [06:51] Jovia     Then we're the same. [06:52] Seina     I can hardly believe it. [06:55] Washu     Because Kiyone-dono had concealed it, [06:57] Washu     we only found out right     before Rea-dono's wedding. [07:01] Washu     Well, it was kept under     heavy wraps, but then... [07:11] Washu     If it had been a girl, [07:12] Washu     we could have put things on hold... [07:15] Seina     But... even then... [07:18] Washu     Of course Tenchi-dono     and all the others feel the same way. [07:21] Washu     But Rea-dono has had     a command seal engraved in her, [07:25] Washu     and to make matters worse, [07:26] Washu     it also acts as the central     core of her memory formation. [07:30] Seina     Deactivating it is hard, then? [07:32] Washu     I'm still investigating, [07:34] Washu     but I also had to think of the situation     that I have to send her over there... [07:38] Washu     And so! [07:39] Washu     About the weapon we're giving     to Kenshi-chan to take... [07:42] Tenchi     Kiriko-san's Yomotsuookami. [07:44] Tenchi     When we first wanted to give it Kenshi, [07:47] Tenchi     Rea-san put her veto in for that. [07:50] Seina     Huh? [07:51] Seina     Well, but if that thing were there,     it would certainly be reassuring. [07:54] Washu     Right? [07:55] Washu     Then, you agree, as well! [07:57] Seina     Um... [07:59] Seina     Could it be that the world over there has     as many ancient dragons as we have sparrows? [08:05] Tenchi     The last boss there has     firepower on par with a GP battleship. [08:09] Seina     How overkill can you be? [08:12] Seina     That is absurd. [08:15] Washu     Well, that's the situation, [08:17] Washu     so we're working on training     Kenshi-chan's actual abilities and body. [08:21] Washu     It's all for naught, anyway,     if he doesn't have a base level of fitness, [08:25] Washu     so for the foreseeable future     he's probably going to be running [08:28] Washu     around the fields and mountains     with Ryo-Ohki as a play mate. [08:31] Seina     That sounds like it will be     quite the training, then. [08:34] Washu     The step after that is still     in the planning phase, though. [08:38] Seina     By the way, [08:39] Seina     the main driver behind this plan is... [08:41] Washu     Exactly who you imagined. [08:46] Seina     Then, what's the reason behind     telling me all this beforehand? [08:51] Washu     It's a request for your help in the future. [08:54] Washu     With the way probabilities     act differently with you, [08:56] Washu     you can provide a lot of adaptability     towards unexpected situations. [09:00] Washu     Besides, considering your influence, [09:05] Washu     it would be a pain if we told     you last minute and you disagreed. [09:10] Seina     For now, [09:12] Seina     please pretend I haven't heard     anything, until that time comes. [09:19] Seina     This area hasn't changed at all. [09:24] Seina     But anyway, [09:25] Seina     me staying at Tsukiko-san's     place all by myself? [09:29] (Flashback) Washu     These little ones and     Jovia-dono will be my lab r— [09:32] (Flashback) Washu     I mean, I'll give them a physical exam. [09:34] (Flashback) Washu     I'll reduce Nayuta's functionality     to the lowest possible setting [09:37] (Flashback) Washu     and transfer her personality     to a temporary body. [09:41] (Flashback) Seina     But neither Kiriko-san     nor Kai will be there. [09:44] (Flashback) Seina     I wish I could also come     with you, Tenchi-senpai... [09:47] (Flashback) Tenchi     I do want to have you over, [09:49] (Flashback) Tenchi     but my parents are     in the detached house. [09:51] (Flashback) Tenchi     And if you're in Washu-san's laboratory, [09:53] (Flashback) Tenchi     you might be used as a guinea pig     for some experiment. [09:58] (Flashback) Washu     I don't mind. [10:00] (Flashback) Seina     Oh, then the Kamidake... [10:02] (Flashback) Washu     ...just began maintenance a minute ago. [10:07] Seina     I know who set this up, [10:10] Seina     but being told that I have to go tell     Tsukiko-san that I've returned is just... [10:15] Seina     Anyway, nobody's around. [10:19] Seina     Did they all go to some faraway field? [10:30] Tsukiko     Welcome back, Seina-chan. [10:32] txt     Masaki [10:32] Seina     Tsukiko-san, I've returned. [10:36] Tsukiko     I have to look up at you now. [10:39] Tsukiko     You might be even taller than Kiriko. [10:42] Seina     It looks like my growth spurt came late. [10:47] Tsukiko     Come on in. [10:49] Tsukiko     You met Kai already, right? [10:51] Seina     Yes. [10:52] Seina     I heard about my family... [10:53] Seina     and the son trade. [10:56] Tsukiko     That makes it simpler. [10:58] Tsukiko     Then, starting today,     this is your home, Seina-chan. [11:06] Seina     This feels kind of strange, huh? [11:10] Seina     I mean, the furniture I used to use     is in Kai's room. [11:15] Tsukiko     That boy's pretty fired up about     being the heir to the Yamada Business. [11:21] Seina     I was shown the image earlier,     but it's quite big. [11:26] Seina     Well, my mother and Yoshiko are there, [11:30] Seina     so I don't think he'll overdo it... [11:34] Tsukiko     Kiriko told me not to talk about it, [11:37] Tsukiko     but I think it's fine to talk about it now. [11:41] Tsukiko     You realize the salary you get from     the GP is on par with a fleet commander? [11:47] Seina     Yes, roughly. [11:50] Seina     And also that the amount     I send back home is fairly high. [11:52] Seina     But while it might have been     enough for that supermarket, [11:55] Seina     it really couldn't suffice     for that kind of shopping complex... [12:01] Tsukiko     Due to your involvement, [12:03] Tsukiko     the da Rumah Guild was destroyed. [12:06] Tsukiko     And now a similar thing     happened in Renza, right? [12:10] Tsukiko     Have you ever thought about what     the effect of that might be? [12:14] Seina     I heard on the news     that piracy has gone down, [12:17] Seina     and that the distribution     of goods has thrived. [12:22] Tsukiko     It's a notable improvement that     the direct damage caused by them is gone, [12:26] Tsukiko     but what's more significant is that there     are no more disruptions during transport. [12:33] Tsukiko     Naturally, transportation costs     have gone down dramatically, [12:36] Tsukiko     but it's also been possible to save quite     a lot of resources on the guard details. [12:40] Tsukiko     They've begun to redirect those     to developing undeveloped areas. [12:49] Tsukiko     In other words, [12:50] Tsukiko     the funds that were being used to     prevent losses are now being used [12:53] Tsukiko     for a positive thing     called economic development. [12:57] Tsukiko     The general populace won't realize     the change for quite some time, [12:59] Tsukiko     but it's predicted     that in a century or so, [13:02] Tsukiko     a great economic boom will happen. [13:06] Tsukiko     When the same thing happens in Renza, [13:08] Tsukiko     and then on top of that the     exchange between both sides begins, [13:11] Tsukiko     what do you think     the reward for you will be, [13:14] Tsukiko     given that you were the reason     that this came to be? [13:17] Seina     Well, it's not like I did it all on my own. [13:20] Tsukiko     You're not the one to make that assessment. [13:24] Tsukiko     Kamidake's incredible equipment and staff. [13:27] Tsukiko     And the politically motivated marriage. [13:30] Tsukiko     Just from that, you can see what Jurai     and the GP are thinking, right? [13:36] Tsukiko     And even if each reward was minuscule, [13:40] Tsukiko     if Seto-sama's accounting     department lives up to its mocking [13:43] Tsukiko     "Hyena Department" name     and seriously hunts every bit down... [13:45] Seina     You mean Ringo-san's team? [13:48] Seina     That really does sound impressive. [13:51] Tsukiko     Right? [13:52] Tsukiko     That is passing through Masaki village     and is paid out to the Yamada Business. [13:57] Tsukiko     So funds are overabundant. [13:59] Seina     I see. [14:01] Seina     Well, if it's helpful     to my parents, I'm glad, [14:07] Seina     but I hope no one's overdoing it. [14:10] Tsukiko     The main investor and supplier of technology [14:13] Tsukiko     for the economic boom of the future     will be the Galactic Academy. [14:18] Tsukiko     The ones who have the most powerful     voices are Jurai and Seniwa. [14:23] Tsukiko     Seina-chan, you have the right     to establish a royal Jurai household, [14:26] Tsukiko     are part of the GP, and the     central figure of all this to boot. [14:31] Seina     This is going beyond my imagination already. [14:34] Tsukiko     Anyway, please just understand     that there are no problems for now. [14:38] Tsukiko     I'm going to start preparing dinner, [14:40] Tsukiko     so why don't you go take a bath? [14:43] Seina     Uh, sure. [14:47] Seina     Maybe I am overthinking it? [14:50] Seina     Tsukiko-san seems to be     the same as when I was a kid... [14:54] Seina     Though, I don't think everything     can remain the way it used to be... [15:02] Seina     I'm sorry I didn't help at all. [15:04] Tsukiko     That's fine! [15:07] Tsukiko     You can dig in. [15:09] Seina     Thank you! [15:15] Seina     Ah, this is your signature taste. [15:19] Seina     Since I couldn't be at the store, [15:21] Seina     I always did get invited to eat here. [15:25] Seina     I've been wanting to eat this for so long. [15:27] Tsukiko     Really? [15:28] Tsukiko     Then, eat all you want. [15:30] Seina     Yes. [15:39] Seina     Thank you for the food. [15:42] Seina     Please allow me to clean up, at least. [15:45] Seina     I would feel uncomfortable     not doing anything at all. [15:48] Tsukiko     All right, then. I'll go take     a bath in the meantime. [15:51] Seina     Yes, please enjoy. [16:02] Seina     I did come home, huh? [16:04] Tsukiko     What's the matter? [16:11] Seina     Well, uh... [16:13] Seina     The other houses are dark. [16:16] Seina     Did something happen? [16:18] Tsukiko     Yes, everybody is staying in town today. [16:21] Tsukiko     There's the preparation for the Yamada store     and all sorts of other things to help with. [16:26] Seina     I see. [16:28] Tsukiko     The Masaki village has also invested, [16:30] Tsukiko     and besides, this is a family matter. [16:33] Tsukiko     Not to mention, [16:34] Tsukiko     this is preparation for the future. [16:37] Seina     Preparation? [16:38] Tsukiko     In order to conceal     the identity of the village, [16:40] Tsukiko     we're going to close the road and     completely cut it off from the outside. [16:44] Seina     Huh? But... [16:45] Tsukiko     The road was already a private road, [16:48] Tsukiko     and through traffic can use the bypass,     so there's no harm there. [16:51] Tsukiko     But if we are completely cut off, [16:54] Tsukiko     people might make all sorts of assumptions. [16:57] Tsukiko     However, if people know who lives here, [17:01] Tsukiko     and what we do, that can be avoided. [17:04] Tsukiko     If we use the fact     that Tenchi-chan's carrots are [17:06] Tsukiko     an established brand through     the Yamada Business, [17:08] Tsukiko     we can declare that the entire village     is a large scale experimental farm. [17:13] Tsukiko     That should suffice as a reason     to not allow any outsiders in, right? [17:16] Seina     If the reason and the result     of the isolation are tangible, [17:22] Seina     people won't resort to coming up     with weird rumors, huh? [17:25] Tsukiko     Besides, if people hear that     you're living in the Masaki village, [17:29] Tsukiko     nobody would want to approach it anyway. [17:33] Seina     I didn't expect to be useful in that way. [17:36] Tsukiko     It'll be perfect if you go into town     occasionally to solidify the rumors. [17:41] Seina     I feel like I've become a dragon     or some other high-ranking monster. [17:46] Tsukiko     Right! [17:47] Tsukiko     Kiriko told me! [17:49] Tsukiko     You learned how to use magic over there?! [17:52] Seina     Yes, sort of. [17:54] Seina     Oh, right, [17:55] Seina     you also like fantasy     novels just like Kiriko-san. [18:00] Tsukiko     That's why I was so jealous     when I heard you can use magic. [18:04] Tsukiko     Kiriko kept bragging     about it all the time, too! [18:07] Seina     But with the space tech we have, [18:09] Seina     it's basically not needed. [18:11] Tsukiko     It's good because it's magic! [18:14] Tsukiko     So, do you say an incantation? [18:17] Tsukiko     How did you learn how to use it? [18:20] Seina     W-Well... [18:22] Tsukiko     I see. [18:24] Tsukiko     So to use magic, [18:26] Tsukiko     you need to grow a     "magic element organ" in your body. [18:30] Seina     Yes. [18:31] Seina     We have a magic element unit in the Kamidake     which can recreate the environment over there, [18:36] Seina     so you just need to live there for a while. [18:38] Tsukiko     Really? [18:40] Seina     Yes, [18:41] Seina     but it takes some time for the magic     element organ to form and stabilize. [18:47] Tsukiko     Oh, it's that late already? [18:54] Seina     Um, this is... [18:56] Tsukiko     Remember how we all used to     sleep in the same room like this? [18:59] Tsukiko     I'd like to hear more about magic anyway, [19:03] Tsukiko     and Kiriko asked me to. [19:06] Seina     Huh? [19:07] Seina     She asked you to what? [19:10] Tsukiko     To not let you be alone... [19:15] Seina     Ah, I understand. [19:18] Tsukiko     The problem is that     the other girls think it's fun. [19:23] Seina     I really feel bad that that's     always causing Kiriko-san grief. [19:29] Tsukiko     Hmph! [19:30] Tsukiko     If you hadn't gone to space, [19:32] Tsukiko     that would have been my grief. [19:35] Tsukiko     What do you think would have happened     if you hadn't gone to space? [19:42] Seina     Realistically speaking, [19:43] Seina     the non-compulsory high school     would have been hard here. [19:47] Seina     So probably remote     high school and university. [19:51] Tsukiko     Then employment. [19:55] Seina     But I'm not allowed to     help my family's business... [19:58] Tsukiko     Then your place would be the Masaki village. [20:02] Tsukiko     And of course you'd live here. [20:05] Seina     Y-You're right. [20:07] Seina     That could be a choice. [20:09] Tsukiko     There would be no other choice. [20:11] Seina     Yes, but... [20:13] Tsukiko     Don't worry about it. [20:15] Tsukiko     We had reached an agreement     with your parents, [20:17] Tsukiko     and taking you in is in accordance     to the collective will of the Masakis. [20:21] Seina     What?! [20:21] Seina     When did this happen? [20:23] Tsukiko     It was honestly a severe     problem for your parents. [20:30] Seina     I did see that my parents     were really struggling because of me. [20:34] Tsukiko     By now we can joke about it, [20:37] Tsukiko     but it truly was     heartbreaking to see it then. [20:40] Tsukiko     Day in and day out,     they were haunted by misfortune [20:42] Tsukiko     and had given up on the future. [20:44] Tsukiko     There were people in town     who sympathized with your parents. [20:48] Tsukiko     But as they themselves became affected, [20:50] Tsukiko     they all began to distance themselves. [20:53] Seina     That's what usually happens. [20:56] Seina     I can't blame them     considering what I caused. [21:02] Tsukiko     You know by now, don't you? [21:04] Tsukiko     What people think about when they have     been isolated and driven into a corner. [21:13] Seina     I am truly grateful     for the people of the Masaki village. [21:18] Tsukiko     The people in the village did have knowledge     on how to deal with skewed probabilities, [21:22] Tsukiko     and they didn't just pity you,     but they truly liked you. [21:25] txt     Seina-chan's Future Consideration Meeting     - Masaki Village Women's Association [21:26] Tsukiko     That's where a concrete suggestion     for your future came from, as well. [21:30] Tsukiko     We reached a consensus before     the first year of knowing you had concluded. [21:34] Seina     That soon?! [21:37] Tsukiko     It's as I said. [21:39] Tsukiko     Essentially, there was no choice to make. [21:43] Seina     That's... true. [21:45] Tsukiko     So if you had continued     to live in this house... [21:49] Tsukiko     What do you think would have happened... [21:51] Tsukiko     next? [21:53] Seina     W-Well, then... [21:56] Seina     I wouldn't know anything about space and... [21:59] Tsukiko     The people from the village were so fired up... [22:01] Tsukiko     They wanted you to have your coming     of age ceremony together with Tenchi-chan. [22:08] Tsukiko     Kiyone-sama, especially, was so excited. [22:10] Seina     My image of Kiyone-obachan is drifting     in a weirder and weirder direction... [22:15] Tsukiko     Now a question: [22:17] Tsukiko     Kiriko was already in space, [22:19] Tsukiko     Kai would soon follow. [22:21] Tsukiko     What would have happened between you and me? [22:27] Seina     A-Are you teasing me? [22:30] Tsukiko     I'm still ready, you know? [22:32] Seina     Uh, well, but, you see, [22:34] Seina     as long as we're on Earth, [22:36] Seina     there's a bunch of social     conventions and things... [22:37] Tsukiko     Either way, [22:38] Tsukiko     Seto-sama told me to do this. [22:41] Seina     Ugh, there was a person     who crushes social conventions. [22:45] Tsukiko     Guard dog Tsukiko instead     of guard dog Kiriko. [22:48] Tsukiko     Going forward, a multitude of guard dogs [22:52] Seina     will be dispatched to     guard you from all sides. [22:56] Tsukiko     In that regard, [22:58] Tsukiko     there are already quite a few people... [23:01] Tsukiko     And people still get through somehow,     so it's a natural precaution. [23:07] Tsukiko     I believe you had plenty     of discussions with Kiriko [23:11] Tsukiko     and the others about what your station is,     and what kind of person you are. [23:14] Seina     I have no excuse... [23:17] Seina     But I still can't help but     consider other people's feelings. [23:21] Tsukiko     Does it make you want to cast everything     aside and run away into space? [23:25] Seina     I would be lying if I said     I hadn't thought about it. [23:28] Seina     But... [23:31] Seina     I don't want to to betray someone     when they said they needed me, [23:35] Seina     despite how I am. [23:40] Tsukiko     Then, there's only one conclusion. [23:44] Seina     Is... that... so? [23:47] Tsukiko     At least, that's what I wish for. [23:51] Tsukiko     It was fated to happen     ever since we said we'd take you in. [24:01] Tsukiko     Well, I won't insist it happens right away. [24:03] Tsukiko     Kiriko did take you away once already. [24:06] Tsukiko     If it bothers you, [24:07] Tsukiko     we can sleep separately for now. [24:09] Seina     I'm sorry. [24:11] Tsukiko     Don't apologize. [24:13] Tsukiko     I'm already happy that a day has come     where we can talk about this. [24:34] Seina     It's not like I overslept, [24:37] Seina     but I made Tsukiko-san take     care of breakfast again. [24:43] Seina     Good morning, Tsukiko-sa... [24:46] Seto     Good morning, Seina-dono. [24:50] Jovia     You had fun last night, huh? [24:54] Jovia     Ow! Ow! [24:55] Jovia     My skull will crack! [24:57] Jovia     I'll die and be reincarnated again! [25:00] Jovia     I really wanted to say it! [25:02] Jovia     You basically never get     a chance to say that line! [25:07] Tsukiko     Then you have no regrets in life, huh? [25:10] Jovia     No, no! [25:11] Jovia     I haven't eaten yet! [25:13] Jovia     I can't die before I have eaten     the Japanese breakfast that I dreamed of! [25:20] Jovia     Well then, [25:21] Jovia     I'm going to go fully enjoy my     long-awaited return to my home! [25:26] Seto     Don't cause any trouble     by cutting too loose. [25:29] Tsukiko     Please don't get arrested by the police. [25:33] Washu     Maybe you'll have another accident     and be reborn into yet another world. [25:37] Mikami     Don't eat food off the ground. [25:39] Jovia     I know, I know! [25:41] Jovia     I'm off, then! [25:44] Seto     She's such a restless kid. [25:47] Seto     Is she just too excited     about this miraculous return home? [25:50] Seina     No, she was always like that over there, too. [25:53] All     Oh... [25:56] Seina     You're going to have the remainders     of the pirate groups fight on Earth? [26:00] Mikami     Yes. [26:02] Mikami     Thanks to you, the da Rumah     Guild was destroyed, [26:05] Mikami     and many of its members went to Varta. [26:07] Mikami     Most of the others were     absorbed as ordinary citizens. [26:12] Seto     But while it's a small fraction, [26:13] Seto     there are some who are refusing     to be affiliated with any place. [26:16] Mikami     While it's a small fraction,     the organization was gigantic. [26:20] Seina     But why Earth? [26:21] Washu     At present, Earth is a planet     with an early stage civilization, [26:25] Washu     but with the first Jurai     empress Funaho-sama, [26:27] Washu     Tenchi-dono, and you, Seina-dono, [26:30] Washu     it has quite a special situation. [26:32] Washu     Well, put bluntly, [26:34] Washu     if we just go by the combat force on Earth, [26:36] Washu     it could go up against Jurai or Seniwa. [26:41] Seto     For now, it's being treated     as a sanctuary by Jurai, [26:43] Seto     but when it does get incorporated     into Jurai in the future, [26:47] Seto     the power balance is going to obliterated. [26:50] Seto     Even now, [26:51] Seto     the royal family's ships have all     sorts of restraints put on them. [26:55] Mikami     That's why the idea is to have     Earth be its own independent nation. [26:59] Mikami     Including the remnants of the pirates. [27:01] Seina     Will the pirates agree to that? [27:04] Seto     They realize that they missed their chance     to flee, so they're feeling the heat. [27:08] Seto     But since it's a gathering     of a bunch of different guilds, [27:11] Seto     they need to settle their     own internal rankings [27:13] Seto     before they can be     consolidated into a nation. [27:16] Seina     So they'll fight each other on Earth? [27:18] Washu     Of course, we can't let them have a     battle that would burn up their people, [27:23] Washu     and if it escalated into an all-out war,     it would be the opposite of what we want. [27:27] Washu     That's why it's going to be decided     with small battles between representatives. [27:31] Seto     On Earth, they'd be completely isolated, [27:33] Seto     any unnecessary interference     from the outside can be blocked, [27:36] Seto     and surveillance and rules can be thorough. [27:38] Seto     No matter what the parameters are, [27:41] Seto     for the pirates, establishing     a hierarchy is what matters. [27:45] Seina     But where exactly would     that battle take place? [27:48] Seina     The royal ships are out, [27:50] Seina     so what could work     is inside Kamidake's subspace... [27:54] Mikami     Even though it's a limited number of people, [27:56] Mikami     in total it's still a big group. [27:59] Mikami     And at present, [28:00] Mikami     we cannot authorize their entry into     a place that's classified as top secret. [28:05] Seina     Besides, Earth is     an early stage civilization. [28:08] Seto     That's why we're building it. [28:11] Seto     In a place where nobody     can see it or interfere. [28:15] Seina     Building? [28:17] Seto     Yes. In the middle of a remote ocean. [28:22] Seto     A new island, "Tabletop Island." [28:26] Seina     Tabletop Island? SIGN    Tenchi Muyo!     GXP Paradise Starting E2 - Cheerful Farm Village Life Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:03] [SONG] sign     Masaki [00:16] driver     Tsukiko-chan. [00:18] Tsukiko     Oh, good morning. [00:20] Driver     Yesternight was fun, eh? [00:25] Akie     Has Seina-chan changed much? [00:27] Tsukiko     Yes, he's grown quite tall     and seems more mature. [00:31] Akie     I see. [00:32] Akie     Well, we'll have a welcoming party at noon, [00:35] Akie     so we're all looking forward to that. [00:48] Fuku     Tsukiko! [00:51] Tsukiko     Welcome home, Fuku-chan. [00:59] Tsukiko     And everyone else too,     things were probably not so easy. [01:02] Tsukiko     Welcome home, Miki-chan. [01:06] Miki     I'm back, mother. [01:09] Tsukiko     You all look good though. [01:11] Tsukiko     Are you maybe Nayuta-chan? [01:14] Nayuta     It's nice to meet you, Tsukiko-sama. [01:17] Tsukiko     Please don't be so formal. [01:20] Tsukiko     Anyway, you're totally different     than the previous NB. [01:24] Miki     That was because that was a perverted NB     that Airi-san used for her peeping, [01:28] Miki     after Ayane-san uploaded     some weird character software. [01:32] Miki     Well, if anything, she's a bit closer     to Washu-san's personality. [01:36] Tsukiko     Oh is that so? [01:38] Tsukiko     Well, [01:39] Tsukiko     I'm used to being assaulted by Seto-sama     and Jovia at the crack of dawn, [01:42] Tsukiko     so I won't get startled     unless it's something major. [01:45] Nayuta     Should I have a more severe     personality to stand out? [01:50] Miki     It's severe enough that you're     following around Seina-kun. [01:54] Kirche     For Seina-san's mental stability, [01:57] Kirche     it would be best     if you remain more normal... [02:00] Miki     The fact that an install type NB     has astral is already not normal, [02:04] Miki     but that should be fine. [02:07] Nayuta     There's one more, namely ZINV-chan. [02:10] Tsukiko     Seina-chan's humanoid robot? [02:13] Miki     I guess bringing her down     to earth might actually be too much. [02:16] Miki     Let's have Seina-kun make     the call on that one. [02:19] Fuku     Hey Tsukiko, [02:22] Fuku     is Seina still talking     to mom and the others? [02:25] Tsukiko     Let's see, why don't we take a peek? [04:00] Fuku     Seina! Seina! [04:03] Seina     Were you being good at senpai's? [04:06] Fuku     Yes! [04:06] Fuku     I played lots and lots with     Ryo-Ohki-oneechan and Kenshi-chan! [04:11] Miki     Meanwhile we were just being forced     to be Mihoshi-san's playthings. [04:15] Tsukiko     I mean Ryo-chan in her     cabbit form is brutally cute. [04:20] Tsukiko     If there are a bunch of those lined up... [04:22] Tsukiko     not getting excited is impossible. [04:25] Kirche     Well, the level of excitement was just... [04:29] Kirche     When we were coming here too, [04:30] Kirche     Mihoshi-san was bawling like mad. [04:33] Seina     Well, based on my experience, [04:36] Seina     there's no choice but to release     some pressure periodically. [04:39] Miki     Noike-san also asked us     to come by as much as possible. [04:45] Tsukiko     Compared to before you left, [04:47] Tsukiko     you really seem to have grown     more comfortable in your skin. [04:50] Seina     Huh? [04:51] Tsukiko     Seina-chan, you're still nervous     when you're with me, right? [04:54] Seina     W-well... [04:57] Tsukiko     It makes me a bit jealous. [05:01] D     A bunch of things     are difficult around this age. [05:05] Miki     I mean even if it's just Kiriko-san     and the others, the pressure is quite high. [05:10] Miki     It'll probably take some time     to get used to that sort of thing. [05:14] Tsukiko     By the way, [05:15] Tsukiko     Miki-chan, what are your guys'     plans while you stay here? [05:19] Tsukiko     If it's just beds, [05:20] Tsukiko     I think we can make arrangements here, [05:22] Tsukiko     but once Kiriko and the others arrive... [05:25] Miki     I guess the final arrangements can wait     until everybody is back? [05:30] Tsukiko     You're right, we don't     have to settle that now. [05:33] Miki     With Seina-kun's spirit thread line     a return is possible at any time, [05:37] Miki     but until the problem over     there isn't somewhat settled, [05:40] Miki     we can't make any hasty moves. [05:44] Tsukiko     Spirit thread line, is that magic? [05:47] Seina     Yes. According to Washu-san, [05:49] Seina     it's something that happens     when you use magic [05:51] Seina     in a certain type of elevated hyperspace. [05:54] Seina     What Miki-senpai mentioned     is a long distances [05:57] Seina     transport that connects two fixed points. [06:01] Seina     When the magic user     is controlling the spell, [06:03] Seina     a line connects the user and the spell     with a line that normal people can't see. [06:08] Tsukiko     So it's like a wired remote control. [06:11] Tsukiko     But long far can that reach? [06:14] Seina     In theory there is no limit. [06:16] Seina     However, [06:16] Seina     even though travel inside     the line is instantaneous, [06:19] Seina     the movement of the points     themselves is quite slow. [06:22] Tsukiko     But since there's already a point here, [06:25] Tsukiko     coming back here is theoretically     possible any time, right? [06:28] Seina     Yes, but bouncing back     and forth between here and there's... [06:33] Tsukiko     You're right. [06:34] Tsukiko     There are also Seto-sama's orders, [06:37] Tsukiko     so it's best to wait until     everyone's got some room to breathe. SIGN    Episode 2 Cheerful Farm Village Life [06:50] People     Seina-chan, SIGN    Masaki Assembly Hall [06:51] People     congratulations for your safe return! [06:53] txt     Celebration for Seina-kun's Safe Return [06:53] All     Congratulations! [06:54] txt     Celebration for Seina-kun's Safe Return [07:01] Akie     I had heard about it, [07:04] Akie     but you're really an adult now. [07:08] Seina     My body got bigger, [07:10] Seina     but I'm still the same on the inside. [07:12] Akie     Being able to say things like     that means you're an adult. [07:18] Seina     I'm really grateful that you     organized this celebration for me, [07:22] Seina     but with Kiriko-san and     the others still being over there... [07:27] Akie     I know what you mean. [07:28] Akie     Once things settle down a bit,     they should get out of there already. [07:32] Akie     Makes things easier for those     who have to clean up after them. [07:37] Seina     You're right. [07:39] Seina     When I'm around,     it just piles on extra burdens. [07:43] VillA     Yes, [07:44] VillA     but even on your way home you got loaded     with work by Seto-sama. [07:48] VillB     But in the end, [07:48] VillB     it's so typical of Seina-chan to     attract burdens no matter where he goes. [07:54] VillC     Speaking of burdens, [07:55] VillC     I heard you picked up an interesting girl? [07:59] Tsukiko     At her age, calling her     girl would be incorrect. [08:06] Tsukiko     She barged in with Seto-sama in the morning, [08:08] Tsukiko     scarfed down three bowls of rice,     and then charged out again. [08:11] Tsukiko     She will be back in a few days, [08:13] Tsukiko     so please feel free     to make her your toy then. [08:16] Akie     Tsukiko-chan is     uncharacteristically irritated. [08:20] Akie     Well, if it's someone Seto-sama likes, [08:22] Akie     I can already imagine it, [08:24] Akie     but what's she like? [08:28] Seina     She'll probably get along with Airi-sama. [08:31] Akie     Looks like the village will get livelier. [08:34] Akie     Well, we'll have fun with that girl later. [08:39] Akie     First we have to decide what your lives     here in the village will look like. [08:47] Akie     I think you've already heard it     from Tsukiko-chan, [08:53] Akie     but it's been decided to seal off the     village and cut off external traffic. [08:58] Akie     Of course, there are a few people     from earth in the village as well, [09:02] Akie     like Kasumi-chan's husband. [09:04] Akie     Masaki Shrine will be also still     be getting regular visitors as well, [09:08] Akie     so it's not a complete isolation. [09:12] Seina     I heard of plans to build     some sort of experimental farm? [09:16] Akie     Yes, the plan is to make it     Yamada Business's flagship product. [09:21] Akie     And if we make the reason for your return     that your company transferred you, [09:26] Akie     it'll probably look decent for you. [09:29] Seina     At this point, [09:30] Seina     I don't really care what     people think about me, [09:33] Seina     but for the Masaki Village... [09:35] Akie     "At this point" right back at you. [09:38] Miki     The matter of skewed probabilities should     be no issue if we're with you, right? [09:43] Seina     Well, that's true. [09:47] Akie     Seina-chan, [09:47] Akie     your family actually wants Miki-chan     and the other girls to help with the store. [09:55] txt     Supermarket Yamada [09:55] Akie     Last time, Amane-san     and the others were really popular. [09:59] Miki     What about Kiriko-san and the others then? [10:02] Akie     The store's getting quite big, [10:04] Akie     so we need all the help we can get. [10:07] Akie     Well, that's still in the future. [10:10] Akie     First, we should talk about     where you guys will stay. [10:14] Seina     We talked about that a bit earlier. [10:16] Seina     For now, [10:18] Seina     we were thinking that we'd all stay     at Tsukiko-san's house. [10:20] Miki     To be honest, [10:22] Miki     we won't need that much space anyway. [10:24] Miki     And we have the Kamidake     for our personal belongings. [10:28] Akie     Like I said, while it's not many,     there are a few normal people in the village. [10:33] Akie     So we do need to have some     sort of plausible explanation. [10:36] Akie     Kids would be no issue, [10:38] Akie     but five adult women is a different story. [10:42] Akie     And if we consider the village's customs, [10:45] Akie     Kiriko-chan will be a member     of the main Masaki house, [10:48] Akie     while Seina-chan is in the position     to start a new royal family. [10:52] Tsukiko     So you're saying that staying     in Masaki Village itself [10:56] Tsukiko     is a problem if we consider their standing. [10:59] Akie     Actually, [11:00] Akie     when it was decided     that you would come home, [11:03] Akie     Katsuhito-sama brought up the idea that you     could build a house new Tenchi-chan's house. [11:10] Seina     Near senpai's house? [11:13] Akie     Well, that would make     keeping secrets easier, [11:16] Akie     so it's basically decided. [11:19] Akie     Of course, none of the details     have been worked out yet. [11:22] Akie     I mean it'll be either Katsuhito-sama or [11:25] Akie     Nobu-chan who will     actually settle this with you. [11:29] Seina     I understand, [11:31] Seina     sorry for causing so much trouble. [11:33] Akie     That's enough complicated stuff for now. [11:36] Akie     Why don't you tell us about all the things     that happened over there now? [11:42] Seina     S-sure. [11:45] txt     Asking Seina-chan Questions Party [11:54] Akie     Tsukiko-chan. [11:55] Akie     At this point, [11:56] Akie     don't you think you there's no need to hold     back for Kiriko-chan's sake anymore? [12:01] Tsukiko     What do you mean by hold back? [12:03] Akie     I don't know what kind of girls Seto-sama [12:05] Akie     is going to marry into     the family in the future. [12:08] Akie     But we all think that the only one     who truly understands Seina-chan is you. [12:15] Tsukiko     In the past that might have been true, [12:17] Tsukiko     but Kiriko- has developed quite a lot. [12:20] Tsukiko     Besides, she has had a lot more contact     with him since he went to space. [12:23] Akie     Kiriko-chan has her duties     as the first wife, and as Jurai royalty. [12:29] Akie     The current situation is     a perfect example for this. [12:31] Tsukiko     That is... true. [12:34] Akie     Kiriko-chan and the others are official, [12:36] Akie     but for someone in Seina-chan's position, [12:39] Akie     he'll definitely need consorts too. [12:43] Akie     Considering that they're traveling     with Seina-chan right now... [12:46] Tsukiko     But those girls have not fulfilled     the requirements to be consorts. [12:51] Akie     Of course, people     to assist will be dispatched. [12:57] Akie     Still, people who know Seina-chan well     and can fill any gaps will be necessary. [13:04] Akie     That's the theoretical part of it at least. [13:09] Akie     So, how was it last night? [13:12] Akie     I honestly won't buy "we slept separately, [13:15] Akie     nothing happened at all". [13:18] Tsukiko     W-well... [13:19] Akie     So you don't deny it. [13:22] Akie     I've known you since you were born. [13:24] Akie     I can read you like a book. [13:28] Akie     I understand that you     are holding back for Kiriko-chan, [13:32] Akie     I worry that you'll lose your chance     to get in if you wait too long. [13:36] Akie     Or, is, it... [13:39] Akie     that you still see him as the little boy? [13:45] Akie     I personally think he's     gotten quite handsome [13:47] Akie     in the little time we didn't see him. [13:50] Tsukiko     His hands... are bigger than mine now... [13:55] Akie     Well, I suppose it's all fine then. [14:04] Tsukiko     I think that looks quite good. [14:06] Miki     Nobody can see this spot from the outside, [14:09] Miki     so there's no fear that someone     will see the transformations. [14:12] Tsukiko     Right, [14:13] Tsukiko     it would be a bother if this was found [14:15] Tsukiko     by the kids who haven't gone through     the ceremony of maturity yet. [14:17] Tsukiko     Feel free to use this to craft alibis     while you're staying in Masaki Village. [14:22] Seina     Now that you mention that, [14:24] Seina     the area near senpai's house is ideal. [14:26] Tsukiko     Either way, [14:28] Tsukiko     being able to turn into     a cat must be so nice. [14:31] Tsukiko     I mean you can fully stretch     out in a box this size. [14:34] Miki     You're right, it does feel quite luxurious. [14:37] Miki     Our body is incredibly limber, [14:40] Miki     and your physical abilities     are through the roof. [14:43] Kirche     I catch myself lazing     about in cabbit form all the time. [14:47] D     Cabbit, best. [14:49] Miki     I guess D's the one who enjoys     that form the most. [14:53] Miki     But if you leave her be, she does get close     to becoming decoration for real... [15:02] Fuku     Tsukiko, Tsukiko! [15:04] Fuku     I am happy that I was able to turn human     because then I can talk to Seina and stuff! [15:11] Tsukiko     Right. Because you started out     as a cabbit, right Fuku-chan? [15:15] Tsukiko     Well, I think it's time     for baths and dinner. [15:18] Tsukiko     Is everyone okay with Japanese food? [15:22] Tsukiko     Is there anything you can't eat? [15:24] Miki     Kiriko-san has introduced us to the basics, [15:27] Miki     so there shouldn't be a problem. [15:29] Miki     We're used to rice and miso soup, [15:31] Miki     natto is fine too. [15:35] D     Curry, best. [15:37] Miki     Surprisingly, [15:38] Miki     D was the one fine with generally     all Japanese food from the beginning. [15:42] Tsukiko     Now that I think about it, [15:44] Tsukiko     I remember hearing     that in the great prehistoric era, [15:47] Tsukiko     there was a parallel earth on the     world where D's original lived. [15:50] Tsukiko     Was there Japanese food there too? [15:52] Kirche     Apparently it was quite     similar to this world. [15:56] Kirche     It even had people that similar to us... [15:59] D     Mitsuki. [16:01] D     Mitsuki. [16:03] D     Yayoi. [16:05] Kirche     Apparently there's a link to the astral sea, [16:08] Kirche     and Kiriko-san's Japanese     food felt strangely nostalgic. [16:12] Miki     Kiriko was quite surprised     how quickly everybody got used it. [16:16] D     Curry, best. [16:18] Tsukiko     Then let's make curry tonight. [16:53] Seina     I'll keep an eye on this. [16:55] Tsukiko     Shall we go take a bath then? [16:56] Fuku     Yeah! [17:24] all     Thanks for the food! [17:35] Tsukiko     I made it with the ingredients     from the village, [17:38] Tsukiko     how do you like it? [17:42] D     Normal curry, tasty, I like. [17:46] Miki     D prefers home cooking to fancy stuff, [17:52] Miki     so Kiriko-san scoffed     that it's "not worth cooking for her". [17:55] Miki     I like both though. [17:58] Kirche     I like it when it's not too spicy, [18:01] Kirche     so this is just right. [18:02] Fuku     I like the chunks of carrot! [18:06] Nayuta     I am linked with Seina-san's memories, so... [18:10] Seina     Could I have another helping please? [18:23] Fuku     So Tsukiko, are you going to     become Seina's wife too? [18:29] Tsukiko     How come you're asking? [18:32] Fuku     Mom was talking about it with the others. [18:34] Tsukiko     I see. [18:35] Tsukiko     Not immediately, [18:37] Tsukiko     but in the future that will probably happen. [18:41] Tsukiko     But are you guys fine with that? [18:44] Miki     Well, [18:45] Miki     we've all talked about this     kind of subject again and again. [18:49] Miki     In the end, [18:50] Miki     if you want to be     in a relationship with Seina-kun, [18:54] Miki     you need to be prepared to deal     with his special trait. [18:58] Miki     Mother, you probably know this well, [19:01] Miki     but dealing with that trait, [19:04] Miki     and supporting him with just one     person is absolutely impossible. [19:10] Miki     After the federation it is Renza. [19:12] Miki     The scale of things that Seina-kun     causes is getting bigger and bigger. [19:17] Miki     Especially now that those old ladies     are arranging the pieces for that... [19:22] Miki     That's why we can't have     enough people to support him, [19:27] Miki     especially people we can really trust. [19:29] Miki     That was our conclusion. [19:32] Tsukiko     And as a wife? [19:34] Miki     People who can't figure out their emotions     won't even get close to begin with. [19:38] Miki     In that sense, [19:40] Miki     maybe we're all here     because we ought to be here? [19:43] Kirche     If anything I think it's Seina-san     who hasn't been able to make up his mind. [19:48] Miki     Well, he is paralyzed in a couple of areas, [19:52] Miki     but as far as I'm concerned,      I'm happy if you were to become one of us. [19:56] Miki     Especially when I get this sense     of relaxation from Seina-kun, [19:59] Miki     one that's different from     when Kiriko-san is around. [20:03] Kirche     I thought so too. [20:05] Kirche     Kiriko-san is the central figure for us, [20:09] Kirche     but the team's getting bigger and bigger... [20:11] Kirche     I can't quite put my finger on it, [20:13] Kirche     but I'm feeling like     something's not quite balanced. [20:16] Miki     I guess we're the ones     who are supposed to alleviate that, [20:19] Miki     but we don't have anyone     who could be the main pillar. [20:22] Kirche     Exactly. [20:23] Kirche     We're too inexperienced     to take on that role, [20:27] Kirche     and no matter how much time passes, [20:29] Kirche     it still feels like something's missing. [20:32] Tsukiko     Seina-chan is so lucky. [20:34] Tsukiko     In the past I could have never imagined [20:37] Tsukiko     that there would be so many     people who care for him like this. [20:43] Miki     Right there. [20:44] Miki     The gap we can't ever fill is that history. [20:48] Tsukiko     If you all just spend more time with him... [20:51] Miki     It's his special trait that     won't give us that time, right? [20:56] Tsukiko     I'm not sure how I feel about     a young girl being that philosophical. [20:59] Miki     A natural consequence     of being with Seina-kun. [21:02] Miki     He's the incarnation of absurdity... [21:04] Miki     I mean I'm impressed that he managed     to survive and grow up. [21:08] Kirche     We even heard that     the underlings of Airen-san [21:12] Kirche     who were assisting us over there     got incredibly resilient to stress. [21:17] Fuku     Mom praised me and said     that I developed so much. [21:22] Nayuta     Me too. [21:24] Tsukiko     Thank you, I see how you feel now. [21:28] Tsukiko     I have to make up my mind     before someone orders me to. [21:32] Miki     Different topic, [21:35] Miki     but starting tomorrow we wanted to     try living according to the schedule here. [21:40] Tsukiko     That's fine, but     the mornings are quite early. [21:43] Miki     That's OK. [21:44] Miki     We're not on Nayuta's level, [21:46] Miki     but we also don't require that much sleep. [22:00] Tsukiko     Basically, [22:01] Tsukiko     the majority of Masaki Village's     produce is for self-sufficiency. [22:05] Tsukiko     Rice is a shared resource for the village, [22:07] Tsukiko     but everybody grows     a variety of vegetables and fruits, [22:11] Tsukiko     then shared with the village. [22:13] Tsukiko     Eggs and chicken meat, [22:15] Tsukiko     and the fish from Tenchi-chan's pond     are fully self-sustained. [22:19] Miki     Looks like there's nothing     missing from life here. [22:22] Miki     What about money though? [22:26] Tsukiko     The people from earth     are employed at companies, [22:29] Tsukiko     and there's an earth company that's run     from Masaki Village as well. [22:33] Tsukiko     Of course, in order to keep up appearances, [22:35] Tsukiko     we do export some of the produce. [22:39] Seina     Oh, that's the stuff we used to sell     at our family's store. [22:43] Tsukiko     These days, Tenchi-chan's carrots are a hit, [22:46] Tsukiko     so there are people in the village     who are quite serious about those. [22:50] Tsukiko     Either way, [22:51] Tsukiko     we're going to be sealed off under the     pretense of running an experimental farm, [22:55] Tsukiko     so we'll have do something     that fits that concept. [22:58] Tsukiko     Oh, there's also a plan for processed goods. [23:01] Tsukiko     Yoshiko-chan's quite fired up about that. [23:04] Seina     Yoshiko is? [23:06] Tsukiko     She's working with Noike-san     and Sasami-chan to [23:09] Tsukiko     come up with a completely     new flagship product. [23:16] Seina     I hope she's not bothering them with this... [23:20] Tsukiko     I wouldn't worry, [23:21] Tsukiko     Sasami-chan is quite into it as well. [23:23] Tsukiko     I hear they only need to solve     the production throughput. [23:27] Tsukiko     Let's start heading back so we can eat. [23:30] Tsukiko     After that, there's work waiting     for us in the village. [23:38] Tsukiko     There are people who grow all     sorts of fruits as a hobby, [23:41] Tsukiko     but we mainly export peaches and grapes. [23:45] Tsukiko     The rest is either used up by the village, [23:47] Tsukiko     or sent to Sasami-chan. [23:48] Kirche     Speaking of, [23:50] Kirche     I saw incredible amounts of fruit     being brought to the Masaki house. [23:54] Tsukiko     In return, [23:55] Tsukiko     incredible amounts of sample products     are sent back to the village. [23:58] Tsukiko     And since those are all things worthy     of being served at a royal dinner, [24:03] Tsukiko     everybody's putting their soul     into the farm work. [24:07] Tsukiko     In multiple ways. [24:10] Miki     I see. [24:29] Seina     Good work. [24:32] Seina     I got some snacks from Sasami-chan. [24:35] Fuku     Oh, Seina! [24:37] Miki     Here it comes, the desert prototypes! [24:52] Miki     Wait, Seina-kun, all of these?! [24:55] Seina     Yes, these are for the depot. [24:58] Seina     And then she said "these are     for Miki-senpai and the others". [25:03] WomA     Lately it's like this every day. [25:05] Kirche     Every day...? [25:07] WomC     You guys are young, [25:10] WomC     so go ahead and eat as much     as you can of the stored stuff, too. [25:13] Miki     We'll have to work hard to burn it all off. [25:18] Tsukiko     How was your day in the village? [25:20] Miki     Physically it wasn't a problem at all. [25:24] Miki     Once we get used to it,     we'll find ways to optimize our time, [25:27] Miki     so I think we'll be able to     split up the tasks. [25:30] Tsukiko     I'm grateful that you're helping     with the housework as well. [25:34] Tsukiko     I can bring out dinner in a minute as well. [25:38] Miki     Could we wait a bit longer with that? [25:40] Fuku     The snacks were crazy... [25:43] Tsukiko     Then let's do that a bit later then. [25:46] Tsukiko     Seina-chan, was everything     fine at Tenchi-chan's? [25:50] Seina     Yes. [25:51] Seina     According to Washu-san, [25:52] Seina     the corrective effect of you all is     effective until about my parents' place. [25:57] Tsukiko     I see, [25:58] Tsukiko     then it should be fine for you girls     to go help out in that store as well. [26:03] Kirche     The problem will be Jovia-san. [26:05] Miki     Well, she should just be     forcibly worked to the bone. [26:08] Miki     I mean she is randomly     competent for some reason. [26:12] Nayuta     Jovia-san... [26:13] Nayuta     I wonder what she's up to over there. [26:28] Tenchi     How are Miki-san and the other's holding up? [26:30] Seina     Everyone's being nice, [26:32] Seina     and they've gotten used to     the village's tasks. [26:35] Seina     But more importantly, [26:36] Seina     I was worried that Yoshiko     might be bothering you. [26:39] Tenchi     Well... about that... [26:43] Tenchi     But you know, Sasami-chan     is quite excited, too. [26:46] Tenchi     She's having a ton of fun. [26:50] Seina     That's good to hear. [26:52] Tenchi     We feel quite responsible for this, [26:56] Tenchi     but before we had relied on Sasami-chan     to most of the housework. [27:00] Tenchi     Since Noike-san came,     things got a bit better. [27:04] Tenchi     Though while it's not quite as intense as     with you, we also had a lot of stuff happen... [27:08] Tenchi     There weren't really many opportunities to     play with the friends from middle school. [27:14] Seina     I understand. [27:15] Seina     I put Kai into a similarly tough situation. [27:21] Tenchi     Sasami-chan seems to enjoy doing all     sorts of things with Yoshiko-chan. [27:26] Tenchi     Other friends are participating too. [27:29] Seina     Oh really? [27:31] Seina     I had heard that the production     throughput might be an issue, [27:35] Seina     but it seems fine, right? [27:37] Tenchi     Yes... [27:38] Tenchi     I had underestimated     Sasami-chan's serious mode. [27:45] Seina     I'm back. [27:48] Seina     Jovia-san? [27:49] Seina     Did she get back? [27:59] Seina     It doesn't look like "welcome     home" kind of situation. [28:04] Tsukiko     We're about to ask what happened. [28:07] Tsukiko     So, why don't you tell us every detail. [28:10] Jovia     So, when I went back to     where I'm from before my rebirth, [28:13] Jovia     well... [28:14] Jovia     my cover was blown immediately. [28:18] Jovia     Ow, ow! My skull's going to crack! [28:21] Jovia     Ow! Ow! [28:23] Jovia     I'm sobby! [28:25] Jovia     I'm going to be reborn again! E3 - Like Attracts Like and Becomes More Alike Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Tenchi Muyo!     GXP Paradise Starting [01:38] Seina     Please tell us all the details... [01:41] Seina     of what transpired to blow your cover. [01:44] Jovia     Well, after I left the village that day, [01:48] Jovia     I took my time to really enjoy     the scenery around here. [01:51] Jovia     I picked flowers I hadn't seen in so long, [01:53] Jovia     even made a flower crown     and put it on my head... [02:01] Seina     You don't need to     go into that great of detail. [02:04] Jovia     Oh, really? [02:05] Jovia     Well, then I just went to the station [02:08] Jovia     and enjoyed the full-blown     work day rush hour, [02:11] Jovia     got to the station where I could     switch onto the bullet train, [02:14] Jovia     and—huh? [02:16] Seina     Looks like we're not getting through. [02:19] Tsukiko     Evidently. [02:21] Jovia     Then there were stores, [02:23] Jovia     so I went straight to the bookstore! [02:25] Jovia     It was a small store, [02:26] Jovia     but they casually had shelves full of manga, [02:29] Jovia     I just couldn't help but tear up. [02:35] All     Uh huh... [02:37] Jovia     Then next I thought, "Gifts!", [02:39] Jovia     but then I realized I have nobody     to give any gifts to, [02:43] Jovia     so I finally got on the escalator     and got to the platform. [02:48] Jovia     Then! [02:49] Jovia     Then! [02:50] Tsukiko     Then you took the bullet train     back to your hometown! [02:57] Miki     So was that really the place you were     from in your previous life? [03:02] Jovia     The school and the town hall all     looked exactly how I remembered them, [03:05] Jovia     so I was really overcome with emotion. [03:06] Jovia     But since I look like this, [03:08] Jovia     I can't exactly show up     at my old house right? [03:11] Jovia     So I went to the shopping district... [03:13] Jovia     walked down the nostalgic grab     and eat food road, [03:18] Jovia     and decided to have     an all-out food eating competition! [03:22] Miki     There goes the heartwarming homecoming... [03:24] Jovia     Food's important! [03:26] Jovia     Don't you agree, darli— [03:32] Jovia     Don't you agree, Seinacchi? [03:34] Seina     I understand the sentiment. SIGN    Episode 3 "Like Attracts Like and Becomes More Alike" [03:41] (Flashback) Jovia     I can't eat any more! [03:43] Jovia     Sheesh, [03:44] Jovia     just because foreigners are rare, [03:46] Jovia     having people stare at me like     that meant I couldn't [03:49] Jovia     even take anything away     in the spirit thread storage. [03:52] (Flashback) Jovia     Excuse me. [03:54] (Flashback) Jovia     They're staring again. [03:56] (Flashback) Jovia     Seriously, what kind of     country bumpkins are they? [03:58] (Flashback) Jovia     Oh, wait, they're from     the same place I'm from. [04:06] (Flashback) Jovia     I feel like I've seen those women before. [04:14] (Flashback) Jovia     Of course, they're all from here. [04:22] (Flashback) Jovia     Gah, keep it down,     stop racing your car here. [04:26] (Flashback) Jovia     Huh? [04:34] (Flashback) Jovia     What the? [04:36] (Flashback) Jovia     What kind of yakuza— [04:38] (Flashback) Jovia     Huh? [04:39] (Flashback) Jovia     Crap! [04:41] (Flashback) Jovia     Mirei's mom?! [04:42] (Flashback) Jovia     No, it's not! [04:44] (Flashback) Jovia     Given her age... [04:46] (Flashback) Jovia     it's actually her?! [04:48] (Flashback) Jovia     That means the other people are also?! [04:56] Jovia     Turns out they were all     friends from my past, [04:59] Jovia     but with thick makeup all round... [05:02] Miki     So, what about the person who came? [05:04] Jovia     Mirei, a friend from my previous life. [05:08] (Flashback) Mirei     So I came out because I heard there     was a suspicious person was about. [05:13] (Flashback) Jovia     Oh, I notto speaku Japanezu so guddo— [05:20] (Flashback) Mirei     You're coming with me. [05:23] Jovia     Can you believe it?! [05:24] Jovia     She hit me in the stomach     out of the blue! The stomach! [05:33] (Flashback) Jovia     Um, pulease letto me go home. [05:36] (Flashback) Jovia     I havu notto done anythingu bad. [05:40] (Flashback) Mirei     Still keeping that up, are we? [05:48] (Flashback) Jovia     The Divine Beauty of the Four Seasons... [05:51] (Flashback) Mirei     I'm impressed you know it. [05:54] (Flashback) Mirei     This is a secret item that we     only serve to special customers. [05:58] (Flashback) Jovia     Uh, I um researchi on za internetto! [06:02] (Flashback) Mirei     It looks like our esteemed     guest is not impressed. [06:08] (Flashback) Jovia     Uh, wait! [06:09] (Flashback) Jovia     Hang on, hang on! [06:11] (Flashback) Jovia     Please don't take it! [06:14] Both     How can you be bought so easily?! [06:17] Jovia     But! But! [06:19] Jovia     That Divine Beauty of the Four Seasons     is a super special item [06:22] Jovia     that is only served     to specially invited guests. [06:25] Jovia     It uses the best of the best ingredients, [06:27] Jovia     it's big and impressive, [06:29] Jovia     and delicious! [06:30] Jovia     I've always wanted it! [06:34] Jovia     Right, in Fuku-chan terms, [06:36] Jovia     it's something like     Tenchi's special carrots. [06:38] Fuku     Oh, that makes a lot of sense. [06:41] Both     Fuku-chan! [06:42] Fuku     I'm sowwy! [06:47] (Flashback) Mirei     You're just as uncultured as I remember. [06:50] (Flashback) Mirei     I'm just asking you to not lick the plate. [06:58] (Flashback) Mirei     Your actions speak for themselves already, [07:01] (Flashback) Mirei     but are you ready to confess it all? [07:05] (Flashback) Jovia     I will if you give me another plate. [07:13] (Flashback) Mirei     I won't forgive you if you say     you just wanted to eat another one. [07:17] (Flashback) Jovia     I know. [07:19] (Flashback) Jovia     Region selected! [07:27] (Flashback) Jovia     I'll bring it back now. [07:38] (Flashback) Mirei     Was that magic? [07:39] (Flashback) Mirei     An inventory? [07:41] (Flashback) Jovia     They're calling it spirit     thread storage here. [07:43] (Flashback) Jovia     Are you satisfied? [07:45] (Flashback) Mirei     It's enough for the price     of two Beauties of the Four Seasons. [07:49] (Flashback) Mirei     So that means...     an alternate world reincarnation? [07:52] (Flashback) Jovia     Yeah, I suppose. [07:55] (Flashback) Mirei     I need to immediately call     the health department, [07:57] (Flashback) Mirei     the police, and the administration. [07:59] (Flashback) Jovia     Wa-Wait! Why?! [08:01] (Flashback) Mirei     Because of quarantine! [08:02] (Flashback) Mirei     Since you've returned from another world, [08:04] (Flashback) Mirei     we have no idea what kind of     pathogens you might be carrying, [08:07] (Flashback) Mirei     specifically because you're a type of person     who might have something really horrid! [08:11] (Flashback) Jovia     I'm not going to cause a pandemic! [08:14] (Flashback) Jovia     I've taken proper precautions! [08:16] (Flashback) Mirei     How far can I trust you with that? [08:19] (Flashback) Jovia     It's okay. [08:20] (Flashback) Jovia     There's an entity who made me reincarnate. [08:23] (Flashback) Mirei     You better not say it was God. [08:26] (Flashback) Jovia     Not in the sense of the Creator. [08:29] (Flashback) Jovia     But it's true that they have     an abnormal amount of power. [08:32] (Flashback) Mirei     What reason could such an entity     have to bring about your reincarnation? [08:37] (Flashback) Mirei     It's not to erase some     stupid mistake, right? [08:39] (Flashback) Jovia     To put it simply, [08:41] (Flashback) Jovia     to correct a distortion that's threatening     the regular flow of space and time. [08:44] (Flashback) Mirei     Distortion? [08:47] (Flashback) Jovia     No, I'm not that distortion! [08:50] (Flashback) Mirei     So you're saying that     as one of the special people, [08:53] (Flashback) Mirei     the state of your mental satisfaction level     is connected fixing the distortion. [08:56] (Flashback) Jovia     I guess every little bit helps. [08:59] (Flashback) Mirei     Let's go somewhere else. [09:00] (Flashback) Mirei     If we stay here, [09:01] (Flashback) Mirei     I don't know how much more     you'll mooch off of me. [09:04] (Flashback) Jovia     Where are we going? [09:05] (Flashback) Mirei     There's a place where we can     be our real selves, right? [09:08] (Flashback) Jovia     Our real selves? [09:09] (Flashback) Jovia     Wait, room 102 in building C still exists?! [09:25] (Flashback) Jovia     I'm home! [09:28] (Flashback) Jovia     It's so small! [09:29] (Flashback) Jovia     A truly Japanese apartment! [09:31] (Flashback) Jovia     I love the smell of old books! [09:34] (Flashback) Jovia     The TV got bigger and flatter. [09:36] (Flashback) Jovia     Wait, is this a new gaming console?! [09:39] (Flashback) Mirei     It's been quite a while. [09:41] (Flashback) Mirei     That console is about three generations newer. [09:44] (Flashback) Jovia     Oh, wow. [09:46] (Flashback) Jovia     But the room's gotten quite     a bit neater, huh? [09:49] (Flashback) Jovia     Are you telling me that you've moved     on from that other interest? [09:51] (Flashback) Mirei     None of that is left in here. [09:54] (Flashback) Mirei     Since the next unit opened up,     I had the wall taken out and connected them. [09:56] (Flashback) Mirei     The books are over there. [09:58] (Flashback) Mirei     Oh, then you're still just as rotten, eh? [10:01] (Flashback) Mirei     Nice, nice. [10:10] (Flashback) Mirei     Oh, sorree, I yuu are casutomer? [10:21] (Flashback) Mirei     Oh, I felt that. [10:23] (Flashback) Mirei     That's not a granny punch... [10:25] (Flashback) Mom     When I got the call, [10:27] (Flashback) Mom     I thought it was some kind of bad joke. [10:30] (Flashback) Mom     But you really are my daughter. [10:31] (Flashback) Jovia     What? [10:32] (Flashback) Jovia     You believed her? [10:33] (Flashback) Jovia     Really?! [10:34] (Flashback) Mom     The carefree dumbassery     that I heard from the other room, [10:37] (Flashback) Mom     the horribly bad attempts at deception, [10:39] (Flashback) Mom     who else but you could it be?! [10:42] (Flashback) Mom     Even if you were     a caterpillar or a cockroach, [10:44] (Flashback) Mom     I am confident I would recognize you! [10:47] (Flashback) Jovia     Yeah, as if! [10:50] (Flashback) Mom     When... when you died in that accident... [10:53] (Flashback) Mom     I was so... [10:55] (Flashback) Mom     I was so... [10:57] (Flashback) Jovia     Um... [10:58] (Flashback) Mom     I was so incredibly embarrassed! [11:00] (Flashback) Jovia     Wha? [11:02] (Flashback) Jovia     How did this turn into embarrassment?! [11:04] (Flashback) Mom     You should understand if I say the things     you scattered when you went under the train! [11:08] (Flashback) Jovia     Huh? [11:09] (Flashback) Jovia     My guts and brai— [11:10] (Flashback) Jovia     Ow! [11:13] (Flashback) Mom     Doujin porn so bad that I wanted to     pixelate them along with your run over body! [11:17] (Flashback) Mom     When the police handed me the items, [11:19] (Flashback) Mom     saying it was my late     daughter's possessions, [11:21] (Flashback) Mom     I thought my face was going to     catch on fire from shame! [11:24] (Flashback) Mom     Though the suspect was dead, [11:26] (Flashback) Mom     and though it wasn't intentional on my part, [11:27] (Flashback) Mom     I had to apologize profusely     because they were trying [11:29] (Flashback) Mom     to pin distribution     of obscene materials on me! [11:31] (Flashback) Jovia     O-Obscene?! [11:33] (Flashback) Jovia     Most of those were things     this rotten woman asked for! [11:36] (Flashback) Mom     It doesn't matter whose they were, [11:38] (Flashback) Mom     but who was transporting them! [11:40] (Flashback) Mom     I felt so bad for the people who came     to pay their respects, too. [11:43] (Flashback) Mom     I was actually wishing that I was     the one in the coffin being buried. [11:47] (Flashback) Jovia     Oh, you mean you wanted to sink     into the ground in shame? [11:51] (Flashback) Jovia     Ow, ow! [11:51] (Flashback) Mom     They say the only cure for stupid is death, [11:54] (Flashback) Mom     but even after being     reincarnated you're the same! [11:56] (Flashback) Jovia     Come on, be at least a little bit sad! [11:57] (Flashback) Mom     It's your own fault! [11:59] (Flashback) Mirei     Of course people were sad. [12:02] (Flashback) Mirei     Your father especially became     quite haggard after that... [12:05] (Flashback) Mirei     Since I was indirectly the reason for it... [12:08] (Flashback) Mom     It's fine. [12:09] (Flashback) Mom     You took care of a lot of aftermath     and the reparations for us. [12:14] (Flashback) Mom     Besides, if only this     idiot had used the delivery [12:16] (Flashback) Mom     service instead of picking them up herself! [12:19] (Flashback) Jovia     I had no choice. [12:20] (Flashback) Jovia     There were many new releases that I wanted, [12:22] (Flashback) Jovia     so when I realized it, I had no money left. [12:24] (Flashback) Mom     You could have done pay on delivery! [12:26] (Flashback) Jovia     Well, the heat and     the exhaustion had gotten to me. [12:29] (Flashback) Jovia     And the delivery service's long line     was also such a drag. [12:31] (Flashback) Mom     I bet you wanted to get home and     get right into being lost in the new books! [12:35] (Flashback) Mom     The result of that was the horrible tragedy     of scattering that doujin porn all over! [12:38] (Flashback) Jovia     At least say that the deadly accident     was the horrible tragedy! [12:47] Jovia     So like that, [12:48] Jovia     they asked me about magic, [12:50] Jovia     the world over there, [12:51] Jovia     and all sorts of other stuff... [12:53] Miki     And they even found out     that you're divorced. [12:55] Jovia     Because she's really my daughter! [12:58] Miki     True, unlike you, [13:00] Miki     she's a good girl who's got it together. [13:02] Kirche     It's not weird that they doubted you. [13:05] Seina     I'm still surprised they     were so quick to accept the fact [13:08] Seina     that you were reincarnated in another world. [13:12] Jovia     Actually, my mom had become a member     of that nerd cave, too! [13:15] Seina     Huh? [13:16] Jovia     I had no idea, [13:17] Jovia     but my mom had become rotten, too! [13:22] (Flashback) Jovia     You think this is a joke?! [13:24] (Flashback) Jovia     What kind of mother not only     has BL discussions [13:27] (Flashback) Jovia     with her daughter's friend,     but also binge reads novels online?! [13:30] (Flashback) Mom     Unlike you, [13:32] (Flashback) Mom     I don't do things that will get me     labeled as a suspicious person. [13:35] (Flashback) Mom     Even in the event that someone     in our circles found out, [13:37] (Flashback) Mom     I am liked enough so that they would     pretend they never saw anything. [13:42] (Flashback) Jovia     D-Damn it! [13:45] Jovia     And so on and so forth. [13:47] Jovia     They are going to demolish     the apartments to build condos, [13:49] Jovia     so they made me store their stuff     in the spirit thread storage, [13:52] Jovia     that's so rude. [13:54] Seina     I see, we get the picture now. [13:57] Jovia     Well, then. [13:57] Tsukiko     I just have one question. [14:01] Tsukiko     As far as we heard, [14:04] Tsukiko     all the things you told us happened     on the day you left, right? [14:06] Jovia     Huh? [14:07] Jovia     Uh, yes? [14:09] Tsukiko     Why didn't you report it right away? [14:12] Jovia     I-I couldn't have them find out     about this place, right?! [14:15] Jovia     Mirei had secretly put     a tail on me, too... [14:18] Tsukiko     So you were shaking the tail? [14:20] Jovia     That's why I went to Tokyo, [14:22] Jovia     did some adult shopping for manga,     doujin, games, and merch... [14:27] Jovia     Then I added a mini vacay to Kusatsu     to hit the hot springs and— [14:31] Jovia     Ow, ow, ow! [14:33] Jovia     But I really wanted those things, [14:34] Jovia     I really wanted to go there! [14:36] Jovia     It was really quite tough to run across     the mountains to shake my tail! [14:45] Jovia     I can't any more, [14:46] Jovia     I seriously can't take any more! [14:49] Seto     I see. [14:50] Seto     Sounds like that's quite a funny situation. [14:53] Seina     It's due to our insufficient guidance... [14:56] Seto     According to my sources, [14:58] Seto     the mother and the friend     are treating this information properly, [15:01] Seto     so it seems they can be somewhat trusted. [15:03] Seto     With that said, [15:04] Seto     this will require placing     that entire region under [15:06] Seto     surveillance and applying     the appropriate measures. [15:08] Jovia     Are you going to kidnap them     and alter their brains?! [15:11] Tsukiko     You'd be the very first for that treatment! [15:14] Seto     Just some light guidance     of the consciousness. [15:17] Seto     As for your friend, [15:18] Seto     having her become a collaborator     might be a better approach. [15:22] Washu     If the Masaki businesses enter     into business partnerships with her, [15:25] Washu     Jovia-dono's going to gain more flexibility. [15:28] Washu     Oh, and the foundation     for the Tabletop Island is finished. [15:33] Seina     That means it's time? [15:34] Seto     We'd like you to take care     of the construction efforts. [15:38] Seina     Construction? [15:40] Seina     But I don't have any particular     knowledge in that field. [15:42] Washu     That's no problem if Nayuta is there. [15:44] Washu     Is the plan for him to oversee things after     that and manage the island when it's done? [15:48] Seina     Manage the island? [15:50] Washu     Miki-dono and everybody will be with you, [15:52] Washu     so we can then also     isolate Jovia-dono, as well. [15:55] Miki     So everyone's getting sent     away along with Seina-kun, huh? [15:58] Seto     The situation changed here     quite drastically, as well. [16:01] Seto     And Tsukiko-chan,     you should go along, as well. [16:04] Tsukiko     M-Me, too?! [16:05] Seto     Including all that's to come, [16:07] Seto     think of it as training. [16:08] Seto     The planned construction time is one year. [16:10] Seto     In the meantime, we'll take     care of all the various issues. [16:13] Washu     The island's construction site     is near the equator, [16:16] Washu     so you should be able to     enjoy some vacation vibes. [16:18] Jovia     O-One year in jail... on an island?! [16:21] Jovia     That means I can't go to any events! [16:23] Miki     That much should be bearable! [16:25] Jovia     This is too cruel! [16:26] Jovia     You're asking a refugee who's been     starving for 30 years to give up a feast! [16:29] Washu     Jovia-dono, Jovia-dono. [16:32] Washu     You have all the goods you are holding for     your friend in spirit thread storage, right? [16:36] Jovia     Huh? [16:36] Washu     During space time     acceleration it's not viable, [16:38] Washu     but during normal time, [16:39] Washu     you can connect to Earth's Internet. [16:41] Washu     And while you can't go to events, [16:42] Washu     you can do online shopping. [16:44] Washu     I'll even throw in the access rights     to all manners of suspicious, pervy [16:47] Washu     stuff that I collector from all corners     and time lines of the universe. [16:51] Washu     You can pull all-nighters     to really deep dive into your hobby. [16:57] Jovia     Your Excellency! [16:59] Jovia     With that, our troops will be     able to fight another year! [17:00] Washu     Is that so, [17:02] Washu     then go and enjoy it     to your heart's content. [17:05] Tenchi     Ah, so another year. [17:08] Tenchi     That's pretty rough,     considering you just got home. [17:11] Seina     Half of it is my fault anyway. [17:14] Tenchi     Well, it might still be better     than being kidnapped [17:17] Tenchi     and going missing on the right     after your wedding. [17:20] Seina     I'm always causing you to worry... [17:22] Tenchi     Don't be like that, [17:23] Tenchi     you're the one who's suffering. [17:25] Sasami     Seina-oniichan, [17:27] Sasami     these are three meals for everyone, [17:28] Sasami     including the cake product samples. [17:30] Seina     Thanks you so much,     these will be really great. [17:36] Seina     I know it'll be a lot, [17:38] Seina     but please look after Yoshiko. [17:40] Sasami     No worries! [17:41] Sasami     I'm having fun, as well. [17:43] Seina     Then... [17:44] Seina     Tenchi-senpai, Sasami-chan. [17:48] Seina     Noike-san, and Ryouko-san, as well. [17:54] Seina     Please give everyone my regards. [18:03] Seina     This feels kind of strange. [18:06] Tsukiko     Launch preparations are complete... Captain. [18:13] Miki     Course is clear, [18:14] Miki     cloaking level 1. [18:16] Seina     Minimal thrust. [18:17] Seina     Once we're past the moon's orbit,     initiate short distance jump. [18:20] Tsukiko     Roger. [18:21] Tsukiko     Minimal thrust engaged. [18:38] Miki     We've jumped out beyond Pluto's orbit. [18:42] Miki     Recalculating rendezvous point... [18:44] Miki     Confirmed, there are no calculation errors. [18:47] Kirche     We received a message from Tabletop Island. [18:49] Kirche     Correcting the rendezvous link timing, [18:51] Kirche     commencing with hyperspace     jump in 600 seconds. [18:53] Jovia     We got to into Pluto's vicinity     in a blink of an eye... [18:57] Jovia     If you base it on solar system standards, [18:58] Jovia     space technology     is clearly just really absurd. [19:01] Seina     That's true... [19:03] Seina     But if you can just set up the point, [19:05] Seina     spirit thread transportation     is instantaneous. [19:07] Jovia     But setting up that initial point     takes several thousands of years, right? [19:12] Tsukiko     Counting down to hyperspace jump. [19:19] Tsukiko     We've reached the rendezvous point. [19:23] Seina     So this is the space ship that will be     the foundation of Tabletop Island? [19:28] Kirche     She's 35.223 km long, roughly     the same width, total height is 6.5 km. [19:34] Kirche     A base class space mother ship. [19:37] Kuis     Thank you for coming. [19:38] Kuis     Please follow our instructions     and proceed to dock. [19:53] Seina     Kuis-sama, are you by yourself? [19:56] Kuis     Take a look at that. [20:00] Seina     Is that a royal tree? [20:02] Kuis     A third generation, "Tabletop Island". [20:05] Kuis     Since the owner's not decided yet,     it's just a placeholder for now. [20:09] Kuis     Fuku-chan! [20:10] Fuku     I'm linked! [20:12] Fuku     Everyone! [20:17] ---      [20:22] Miki     A high gravity wave! [20:23] Miki     A battle ship class something     is jumping here! [20:26] Kirche     It's close! [20:27] Kirche     Evasion is impossible at this range! [20:30] Tsukiko     This is crazy! [20:32] Miki     Assault ships are launching     from the transport vessel! [20:34] Kuis     They are trying to take over this ship! [20:36] Kuis     All personnel,     prepare for hand to hand combat! [20:48] Kirche     Tabletop Island, changing coordinates! [20:52] Miki     You used spirit thread teleportation?! [20:58] Kuis     All gunports that can be aligned     on that axis, emergency fire! [21:02] Kuis     No need to lock anything in! [21:13] Kuis     Bring down the enemy vessels! [21:26] Miki     All energy readings are gone. [21:28] Miki     They have been fully annihilated. [21:30] Miki     I am not detecting any escape pods, either. [21:32] D     There are no survivors. [21:34] Kirche     We're not picking up any other     high gravity waves, either. [21:37] Kuis     We're staying on high alert. [21:39] Seina     Could you explain the situation to us? [21:42] Kuis     Just as you imagined, [21:43] Kuis     we leaked information about     the transport to the involved parties. [21:48] Tsukiko     You're thinning them out? [21:51] Kuis     We've provided them with enough     concessions and time extensions. [21:55] Kuis     This is the collective     will of the federation. [21:56] Kuis     Since the Earth Confederation     is going get two assembly seats, you know... [22:02] Seina     So we're essentially a lure     for external threats. [22:05] Seina     Roger that. [22:10] Miki     Hyperspace jump out confirmed. [22:12] Miki     All systems are nominal. [22:14] Kirche     Space-time wave cancellation succeeded. [22:16] Tsukiko     Jamming satellites     in the vicinity of the Moon, [22:19] Tsukiko     initiating space camouflage. [22:30] Tsukiko     All tests programs completed. [22:32] Tsukiko     Everything is within acceptable limits. [22:35] Kuis     So even if Seina-dono is on board, [22:37] Kuis     there are no critical problems. [22:40] Kirche     The forecast figures are nominal, as well. [22:43] Kirche     Usage tolerance level is at 6. [22:45] Kuis     At that level, regular maintenance     should prevent any operational deficits. [22:48] Kuis     Very well, that concludes the test! [22:50] Kuis     We're now moving     on to Tabletop Island program stage 1! [22:54] Kuis     Transferring command to Seina-dono. [23:00] Seina     Run another status check on Tabletop Island. [23:02] Kirche     Roger. Launching status check program. [23:06] Seina     We will be moving again     at 2200 hours local time. [23:09] Seina     Until then, take turns     resting in hyperspace. [23:12] Miki     But the only ones who require rest are you, [23:15] Miki     my mother, and Kuis-sama. [23:18] Jovia     Hey, you forgot about me! [23:20] Tsukiko     You're not an operator. [23:22] Tsukiko     Go build a nest somewhere and roost in it. [23:25] Jovia     Then, I'll make a love nest with my darling— [23:30] Jovia     Ow, ow, ow! [23:31] Miki     You know this will happen,     yet you can't not make dumb jokes. [23:35] Kuis     And Tsukiko-chan can't not let them slide. [23:38] Jovia     Sheesh! [23:41] Jovia     Does she think my head's     a finger strength training ball?! [23:50] Jovia     Make a nest they say, [23:53] Jovia     but what the hell am I supposed to do here?! [24:01] Jovia     This looks incredibly dumb... [24:03] Jovia     Almost like an illegal     dump in a dry riverbed. [24:09] Jovia     Who was that?! [24:21] Jovia     You think that's funny?! [24:24] Jovia     I can't stand stuff like this! [24:27] Jovia     Who would even do something like this? [24:29] Jovia     Darling, Fuku-chan, Kirche,     D, and Tsukicchi are out, [24:32] Jovia     Miki-chan also doesn't     strike me as the type... [24:34] Jovia     That leaves the lady that strangely has [24:37] Jovia     a presence despite having     a plain face and flat body...? [24:40] Jovia     Hey! [24:41] Jovia     I'm really getting angry! [24:44] Jovia     Come out here! [25:07] Seina     Jovia-san? [25:08] Jovia     I saw-I saw-I saw-I saw...! [25:11] Jovia     A ghost, a ghost! [25:14] Jovia     The lady that strangely has     a presence despite having [25:17] Jovia     a plain face and flat body     said "Filth will be destroyed", [25:21] Jovia     so that's why the guys we     defeated earlier came to haunt us! [25:26] Jovia     Ow, ow! [25:26] Kuis     By lady that strangely has     a presence despite having [25:30] Kuis     a plain face and flat body do you mean me? [25:33] Jovia     Since you're of the same     type as that old hag, [25:36] Jovia     I'm sure lots of people hate you! [25:38] Jovia     But that's no reason to come to my place! [25:42] Kuis     When a grown woman cries     in earnest, even I can't... [25:52] Kuis     Ghosts, huh? [25:54] Kuis     Any force field anomalies? [25:56] Miki     Hm, inside the ship there     are... no such signs. [26:00] Kuis     I see. [26:10] Kuis     Fuku-chan. [26:13] Kuis     You you know something, right? [26:16] D     ZINV? [26:19] D     Seina, ZINV is being weird, too. [26:21] Seina     Huh? [26:22] ZINV     Sorry. [26:24] ZINV     I'm sorry, I'm sorry! [26:30] ZINV     I'm sorry, ZINV asked her     to keep it a secret. [26:35] ZINV     Fuku-chan did nothing wrong. [26:37] Kuis     ZINV-sama, you did? [26:39] Kuis     What's going on? [26:41] Masaki     No, no, that's not it. [26:44] Masaki     I was the one who asked     them all to cooperate. [26:52] Jovia     The ghost from before! [27:05] Kuis     Forgive my impudence. [27:07] Kuis     Might you be Jurai Shinou's     sister, "Masaki-sama"? E4 - Untitled Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:13] Masaki     Well, if that "Shinou"     is my brother Shin-nii... [00:16] Masaki     ...then I guess that's correct. [00:18] Masaki     I'm nothing more than an astral copy, though. [00:22] Kuis     Be that as it may, [00:24] Kuis     it does not change the fact     that you are a symbol to us Juraians. [00:29] Masaki     My original also ran away     because I disliked that sort of stuff. [00:33] Masaki     Shin-nii also said that he'd have run     if he'd had the chance... [00:37] Kuis     Still, you're an important historical figure. [00:41] Masaki     Yes, yes. [00:43] Masaki     But isn't that enough now? [00:45] Masaki     He's ZINV-chan's master, right? [00:49] Kuis     Understood. [00:51] Masaki     Come on now, [00:53] Masaki     being formal is over. [00:55] Masaki     Seina-dono, [00:57] Masaki     please don't scold ZINV-chan and Fuku-chan. [01:00] Masaki     They were just helping me play a prank. [01:07] Jovia     Please don't scold them, my ass! [01:09] Masaki     Oh, you were listening     in that pose the whole time? [01:12] Masaki     You're so skilled! [01:16] Jovia     You're gonna get it now! [01:19] Masaki     She's really funny. [01:21] Masaki     It's hard to find people like her. [01:22] Kuis     We thought she might be a perfect toy. [01:24] Jovia     Who are you calling a toy?! [01:26] Jovia     Astral scan! [01:28] Masaki     Huh? [01:34] Jovia     Skeleton creation! [01:36] Jovia     Body generation! [01:44] Masaki     What's happening? [01:50] Jovia     Astral link! [01:58] Masaki     Th-This is... [01:59] Seina     Oh! [02:02] Jovia     Now you're going to be my sandbag! [02:06] Jovia     Eat this, [02:06] Jovia     my special Jovia roll! [02:11] Kuis     I can't believe she engaged a person     from the Jurai family in combat... [02:15] Kuis     After having been obliterated     by Kiriko-chan time and again, too. [02:18] Miki     She just never learns. [02:22] Masaki     Could it be that she's a magic tree mage? [02:25] Kuis     She's a capable idiot. [02:26] Masaki     I see, I see. SIGN    Tenchi Muyo!     GXP Paradise Starting SIGN    Episode 4 "Tenchi Turbulence" [04:09] Masaki     Cheers! [04:12] Masaki     Food's so delicious! [04:18] Masaki     The feeling of getting     drunk on booze is the best! [04:21] Jovia     Damn it! [04:23] Jovia     This is bull... [04:25] Masaki     Come on, stop being so pissy, [04:27] Masaki     Jojobiatch. [04:29] Jovia     Don't insinuate that I peed myself! [04:32] Kuis     Didn't you secretly change your underwear? [04:34] Jovia     Yes, fine, I did! [04:36] Jovia     I did pee myself, I let it all out! [04:38] Jovia     Now I'm rehydrating! [04:40] Masaki     Oh, nice drinking. [04:43] Miki     People who aren't working are distracting, [04:45] Miki     so please go play somewhere else. [04:46] Jovia     But this is such an event, [04:49] Jovia     we wanted to watch over it until the end. [04:51] Masaki     Yeah, no objections here! [04:54] Miki     Then don't open up shop here!     Fool around downstairs! [04:58] Jovia     It would be dumb for us to be     in such a huge place by ourselves. [05:01] Masaki     The presence of people is what's good. [05:03] Masaki     Don't be bothered by us. [05:05] Masaki     You guys just do your work. [05:07] Masaki     Cheers! [05:08] Jovia     Yesh! [05:09] Miki     Gah, there's two idiots now. [05:12] Tsukiko     I don't mind that you're here, [05:14] Tsukiko     but please don't get     in the way of our operation. [05:17] Jovia     Understood! We'll quietly watch! [05:20] Masaki     Watch! [05:23] Tsukiko     Very good. [05:27] Kuis     But the problem of how to go public     with Masaki-sama still remains... [05:32] Masaki     I'd prefer if you could keep it hidden     from Jurai for a while. [05:36] Masaki     There's also the issue of the graftling     that's maintaining my astral self. [05:41] Kuis     Would that be the one     from Masaki-sama's tree? [05:45] Masaki     The main tree has taken root on Earth, [05:48] Masaki     so it doesn't have     that much power left anyway. [05:51] Masaki     I don't even know how long     the unit itself will last. [05:54] Kuis     I believe discussing the matter     with Washu-sama might be good. [05:57] Jovia     Unless she adds some     suspicious enhancements to you. [06:01] Masaki     So she's of that sort... [06:03] Masaki     Well, I guess I can decide after we talk. [06:07] Tsukiko     It's time. [06:08] Seina     Initiate stage 2 of the program. [06:10] Miki     Moving to stage 2. [06:12] Tsukiko     Tabletop Island, beginning ascent. [06:33] Kirche     Arriving at destination. [06:35] Seina     What is the situation at the jump target? [06:37] Tsukiko     There are no issues. All clear. [06:39] Seina     Roger. [06:41] Seina     Spirit thread teleport. [06:44] D     Jump confirmed. Zero irregularities. [06:47] Miki     The route to our water     surface destination is clear. [06:49] Miki     No seacraft, aircraft,     or submersibles detected. [06:53] Seina     Begin descent. [06:54] Tsukiko     Initiating descent. [07:00] Kirche     Underwater base foundation is all green. [07:02] D     Linking Tabletop Island's exterior     and sea water temperatures. [07:05] Miki     Confirming that the exterior     is sterile. All clear. [07:08] Seina     Begin water landing. [07:09] Tsukiko     Initiate water landing. [07:17] Tsukiko     Estimated completion at 0300. [07:20] Jovia     It's going quite smoothly, eh? [07:22] Masaki     Just like in space, [07:23] Masaki     there's nothing to avoid     in the open ocean. [07:26] Tsukiko     Then how about this? [07:30] Jovia     That's huge! [07:32] Tsukiko     This is what it looks like     when it's overlayed over Tokyo. [07:34] Jovia     Hold on a sec! [07:35] Jovia     How are you going to keep     this humongous thing hidden?! [07:39] Kuis     Seto-sama got in touch with Earth's     Masaki family about 700 years ago. [07:43] Kuis     They have prepared all manner of things. [07:45] Jovia     That's like some conspiracy theory. [07:48] Jovia     I know it's way too late now,     but wasn't there any other way? [07:51] Kuis     We wanted a consolidated base on Earth. [07:54] Kuis     Besides, if we get serious about it,     complete concealment is a cinch. [07:57] Jovia     Well, I can't say I haven't witnessed     that kind of absurdity time and again. [08:02] Masaki     You're pretty absurd yourself, [08:04] Masaki     having created my body from nothing. [08:06] Jovia     What?! [08:07] Miki     Jovia's existence itself is absurd! [08:10] Kirche     I bet she'd have a consciousness even if     she was reborn as a caterpillar or cockroach. [08:14] Jovia     Hey, Kirche-chan, [08:16] Jovia     you're so nonchalantly     the cruelest one here! [08:27] [SONG] txt     Progress to base 91% [08:27] Miki     Auxiliary loading     of the crust stabilizers completed. [08:29] [SONG] txt     Progress to base 92% [08:29] Kirche     Tabletop Island's progress     to the underwater foundation at 93%. [08:32] [SONG] txt     Progress to base 93% [08:33] Kirche     Foundation strength     and hardening rate, all green. [08:36] [SONG] txt     Progress to base 94% [08:36] Miki     Foundation weighting and Tabletop Island     weighting ratio linked successfully. [08:39] Miki     No irregularities detected in magma flow. [08:41] Kirche     Ocean current changes are     in accordance with our models, as well. [08:44] Tsukiko     Confirming stage one of descending     to the foundation concluded successfully... [08:46] Tsukiko     All green. [08:48] Seina     Proceed to stage two. [08:50] Tsukiko     Initiate stage two of the program. [08:52] Tsukiko     Transform vessel to island mode. [08:58] Jovia     Whoa! [09:00] Jovia     Such fat ones! [09:02] Jovia     Is that allowed? [09:03] Tsukiko     Your expressions are so vulgar. [09:06] Kuis     Just you wait until it's all finished. [09:08] Miki     Transformation complete. [09:10] Miki     Initiating exterior disguise procedure. [09:25] D     Progress of exterior disguise is going well. [09:27] Tsukiko     Estimated end of stage one is 2400. [09:37] Kuis     After that, [09:38] Kuis     we will go into time-space acceleration     mode to solidify the disguise. [09:41] Kuis     This process is scheduled     to take 180 days in the exterior world. [09:45] Masaki     Then this would be a good time     to go discuss the matter of my graftling. [09:49] Kuis     Let us contact Washu-sama and— [09:52] Tsunami     I can take you to her. [09:57] Masaki     Tsu-Tsunami-sama?! [10:03] Masaki     Why are you here? [10:05] Tsunami     I've been on Earth for a little while now. [10:08] Tsunami     You didn't know, did you? [10:10] Tsunami     I mean, I did hide it so nobody would know. [10:14] Tsunami     But, really, Masaki-chan... [10:17] Tsunami     You're such a bad girl     for making Shin-nii worry. [10:21] Masaki     I-I'm just an astral copy of the original, [10:24] Masaki     so I don't know     if I'm the right one to talk to... [10:31] Tsunami     That girl has already dissolved     into the astral sea, [10:34] Tsunami     so you have to stand in. [10:38] Tsunami     Oh, Seina-oniichan, [10:40] Tsunami     here are more cakes and bentos for you guys. [10:43] Seina     Huh? [10:43] Seina     Whoa! [10:45] Seina     Th-Thank you... very much. [10:48] Tsunami     All right, everyone, good luck. [10:52] Jovia     Oh, yeah, you mentioned time-space     acceleration or something before, [10:55] Jovia     but what does that do? [10:56] Tsukiko     In order to get     the natural vegetation to grow, [10:59] Tsukiko     it'll take some time, right? [11:01] Jovia     So, during that time,     we have to wait outside? [11:04] Tsukiko     We don't know what could     happen during the growth phase, [11:07] Tsukiko     so we're going to stay     and observe from this vessel, [11:09] Tsukiko     where the time is linked     to the outside world. [11:12] Kuis     But we're going to be cut off     from the outside world until it's finished, [11:15] Kuis     so nobody can enter or leave. [11:18] Jovia     Wait a second. [11:20] Jovia     Are you sure you don't want to go home? [11:22] Jovia     Once the acceleration starts, [11:23] Jovia     you can't leave, right? [11:24] Kuis     Yeah, yeah, I will go home. [11:27] Kuis     Do what you need to do. [11:29] Kuis     If it comes to that, [11:30] Kuis     use Kiriko-chan's brother or sister. [11:33] Tsukiko     Kuis...sama... [11:36] Jovia     There it is! [11:39] Kuis     I'm seriously going to be mad     if that thing gets ahead of you. [11:43] Tsukiko     I'll do whatever I can to prevent that. [11:44] Kuis     Very good. [11:45] Kuis     All right, Seina-dono. [11:47] Kuis     I'm going to go report to Washu-sama, [11:50] Kuis     so if anything comes up,     you can reach me there. [11:52] Seina     Roger that. [11:53] Seina     Safe travels. [11:54] Kuis     Thanks. [11:57] Jovia     Blegh! [12:03] Kuis     Well, everyone! [12:05] Kuis     Have a good time! [12:06] Kuis     I'll see you in half a year! [12:09] Jovia     D-Damn that boring,     bland, chicken stock-looking hag! [12:13] Tsukiko     Time to work. [12:16] Jovia     I hadn't saved in so long... [12:20] Miki     Seabed within     the acceleration zone is stable. [12:23] Kirche     All facilities are nominal. [12:25] Seina     Initiate growth program. [12:27] Tsukiko     Roger. [12:28] Tsukiko     Deploy barrier zone probes [12:30] Tsukiko     and set coordinates. [12:31] D     Fine-tuning barrier dimensions... [12:33] Tsukiko     All green. Preparations complete. [12:36] Seina     Begin acceleration! [12:37] Tsukiko     Roger. [12:39] Tsukiko     Accelerating to step 1 inside the barrier. [12:53] Jovia     Seriously, though, [12:54] Jovia     creating an entire island     is like playing god. [12:57] Tsukiko     Actually doing something this absurd is [13:00] Tsukiko     something only the philosophers     at the academy are capable of. [13:03] Miki     Stabilization of the bedrock on track. [13:05] D     Confirmed formation     of underground water sources. [13:07] Kirche     The surface vegetation     is also entering the predicted cycle. [13:13] Miki     No problematic microbes detected     in the atmosphere or in the ground. [13:17] Tsukiko     The marine environment is also on track. [13:19] Tsukiko     The differences with the open sea     are within acceptable ranges. [13:22] Tsukiko     No deviations from our predicted models. [13:24] Seina     Roger. [13:25] Seina     Then, let's reassess the situation     after 100 years. So, in five cycles. [13:42] Washu     I've taken care of the repairs     on your graftling's unit. [13:46] Washu     I've completely swapped out     the preservation subsystem, [13:49] Washu     so you won't have     any issues going forward. [13:53] Masaki     I'd like to thank you for that. [13:56] Washu     But this and that are different matters, eh? [13:58] Masaki     I don't have some near-death experience     fetish in the guise of a check-up! [14:03] Masaki     Sheesh. [14:05] Washu     For having been created in an instant, [14:09] Washu     your body is quite well-made. [14:10] Washu     If I had to point out a drawback, [14:11] Washu     it would be that, while you can have sexual     intercourse, you can't have children. [14:15] Masaki     Isn't that amazing in its own right? [14:17] Washu     The magic essence system's true power     is limitless within the three dimensions. [14:21] Washu     So adding the ability to have     children would be possible, too. [14:24] Masaki     I guess that's what instant gets you. [14:27] Washu     So, about the graftling's future. [14:30] Washu     If you want to turn it into a ship, [14:31] Washu     we'll need to do a transplant     procedure into a dedicated unit. [14:34] Masaki     Could we discuss this     when Tenchi-dono is here? [14:37] Washu     You really don't need to be     that suspicious of me. [14:40] Masaki     As long as there's no near-death experience. [14:47] Sasami     I brought snacks! [14:49] Sasami     Oh, Masaki-oneechan, please have     some of the snacks I brought. [14:52] Masaki     Tsu-Tsunami-sama...     please don't worry about me. [14:57] Sasami     Oh, please, [14:58] Sasami     call me Sasami when I'm in this form. [15:00] Masaki     Oh, r-right. Sasami-sama. [15:12] Ringo     Kuis-sama... [15:14] Ringo     If she had captured the assailants, [15:17] Ringo     we could've made some money out of it... [15:19] Otoka     Depending on the selection     of the representatives, [15:21] Otoka     the ranking in the new     government will be affected... [15:23] Otoka     So reaching an immediate     conclusion will be difficult. [15:25] Ringo     To think how much money     has to be wasted for that... [15:29] Otoka     On the upside, [15:30] Otoka     the preparation of Tabletop     Island is going well. [15:32] Ringo     This could have just been sent     to one location, as well. [15:36] Otoka     Let's get it to the involved parties, then. [15:39] Ringo     Safe and guaranteed, [15:40] Ringo     as cheaply as possible. [15:42] Otoka     That would be the GP Deliveries. [15:46] Woman     Y-Yes! [15:52] Woman     Um... [15:53] Woman     The address is... [15:56] Jovia     So the new estimated     finish date is in 30 days? [16:00] Seina     Since we didn't encounter any     problems during the first 1000 years, [16:04] Seina     we decided that checking once     every five cycles would suffice. [16:07] Seina     During that time, [16:09] Seina     the observation is going to     be done exclusively on Tabletop Island. [16:15] Jovia     Is that another test? [16:16] Seina     Yes. [16:17] Seina     But if we do that, [16:18] Seina     the bridge is going to be     in acceleration mode, as well. [16:20] Miki     In other words, [16:21] Miki     he's saying you need to clean     up those games and other things. [16:24] Jovia     Roger that! [16:25] Jovia     So, what is everyone going to     do during that time? [16:27] Seina     I was actually thinking that Tsukiko-san could     live in the magic unit inside the Kamidake. [16:33] Tsukiko     Huh? [16:34] Jovia     I see. Tsukikocchi's magic debut, eh? [16:38] Jovia     Okay, okay! [16:39] Jovia     Say no more. [16:40] Jovia     I'll tag along, as well! [16:41] Tsukiko     Thank you for your help. [16:47] Tsukiko     The fantasy world     I've been dreaming about... [16:49] Tsukiko     I can't even express what it feels like     that I'll get to experience it in real life! [16:55] Tsukiko     Wow. [16:57] Tsukiko     That's an odd sight. [16:59] Tsukiko     It's like you've turned a star upside down. [17:01] Seina     This is done to keep the source     of magic, the magic essence, [17:04] Seina     trapped on the backside. [17:06] Seina     If you went down to the surface, [17:07] Seina     it'd look normal. [17:09] Jovia     Hearing an explanation isn't worth it, [17:11] Jovia     so you should just ignore it. [17:12] Jovia     Sheesh, it's like a textbook     example of that saying, [17:15] Jovia     "Sufficiently advanced technology     is indistinguishable from magic." [17:17] Seina     Let's all take separate paths from here. [17:20] Seina     No matter which way we take,     they're all connected anyway. [17:28] Jovia     Just like that. [17:44] Tsukiko     What a strange feeling... [17:46] Tsukiko     Smell? [17:48] Tsukiko     Air? [17:49] Tsukiko     Could this be? [17:57] Tsukiko     The smell of a thick green... [17:59] Tsukiko     Is this... the magic essence? [18:23] Tsukiko     They're elves! [18:24] Souren     Thank you for making your way here. [18:26] Souren     You are Masaki Kiriko-sama's     mother, correct? [18:29] Tsukiko     Yes, my name is Masaki Tsukiko. [18:32] Souren     My name is Souren. I have been     tasked with guiding you. [18:35] Souren     To my right is my younger sister. [18:37] Airen     My name is Airen. [18:39] Tsukiko     I see. [18:40] Tsukiko     Everything is so new to me, [18:42] Tsukiko     so I'm afraid I will need your help. [18:45] Tsukiko     I apologize for already asking questions, [18:47] Tsukiko     but two of my companions     should be here somewhere... [18:50] Souren     Seina-sama is right over there. [18:53] Seina     I thought you might want to enjoy     that "isekai" feeling by yourself. [18:57] Tsukiko     I'm thoroughly enjoying it. [19:00] Seina     But I wasn't expecting you to be here,     Souren-san and Airen-san. [19:04] Souren     Kiriko-sama is handling the work     over there with all her might... [19:08] Airen     When she gets like that,     we can't be of any help. [19:10] Airen     Right? [19:14] Seina     But, Airen-san, [19:16] Seina     weren't you supposed to be     investigating something on ZINV's planet? [19:18] Airen     There, too, the specialist workers     were so motivated. [19:21] Airen     They didn't need me there, either. [19:24] Jovia     Oh, man! Oh, man! [19:25] Jovia     I forgot that Tsukikocchi is     a complete and utter noob! [19:29] Jovia     I bet she's lost somewhere— [19:30] Jovia     Huh? [19:31] Jovia     How'd you get here? [19:32] Jovia     Oh, Airencchi! [19:34] AIren     Oh, Jovia! [19:35] AIren     Long time no see! [19:37] Both     Yeah! [19:42] Souren     I'm so embarrassed... [19:45] Tsukiko     It's fine, as long as you're available... [19:54] Souren     Tsukiko-sama, [19:55] Souren     I heard that you came here     to learn how to use magic. [19:58] Tsukiko     Yes. [19:58] Souren     How are you feeling right now? [19:59] Airen     Tsukiko-dono looks just like Kiriko-dono. [20:02] Airen     So, how's her personality? [20:04] Jovia     I had my skull almost     crushed time and again. [20:07] Airen     So, in the end, she's a brute force type, too... [20:10] Airen     If she's that similar to Kiriko-dono,     and I want to stay on her good side, [20:13] Airen     maybe I shouldn't hang out with you too much? [20:17] Jovia     Hey, brother! [20:19] Jovia     Don't say such backstabby things. [20:22] Jovia     If it comes to that... [20:24] Both     I'll use her as a shield! [20:31] Airen     Just beyond this little forest, [20:33] Airen     there is the lord's manor. [20:34] Tsukiko     So that means there is a lord? [20:38] Jovia     I mean, the lord's right behind you. [20:41] Seina     Well, we are technically     inside the Kamidake. [20:45] Seina     So I'm just the lord in name. [20:52] Tsukiko     So wonderful. [20:58] Acha     Hero! [20:59] Acha     Welcome home. [21:00] Seina     I'm back, Acha. [21:02] Seina     Have you been well? [21:04] Acha     Yes! [21:05] Kalushushu     Welcome home, Master. [21:08] Seina     Thank you for your hard     work, Kalushushu-san. [21:10] Seina     We'll be bothering you for a bit again. [21:12] Seina     This is... [21:13] Tsukiko     Thank you for having me. [21:14] Tsukiko     My name is Masaki Tsukiko. [21:17] Kalushushu     A very warm welcome to you. [21:19] Kalushushu     My name is Kalushushu, [21:21] Kalushushu     and I have been tasked     with managing this house. [21:24] Seina     She is an Ancient Dryad, a tree fairy. [21:29] Tsukiko     A dryad... [21:38] Kalushushu     If there is anything you need,     please call for me. [21:52] Tsukiko     Could it be that ZINV-sama has something     to do with the fact that she serves you? [21:58] Seina     Apparently, to them, [21:59] Seina     the royal trees are something akin to gods. [22:02] Tsukiko     I see. That might be a thing. [22:06] Seina     By the way, Acha. [22:07] Seina     Were you able to meet your mother? [22:09] Acha     Yes. [22:10] Acha     I cooked, cleaned, washed,     and hunted with my mom. [22:14] Seina     Hunted? [22:15] Acha     Yes! [22:16] Acha     Because the scary pirates went away! [22:23] Seina     So, about the schedule starting tomorrow— [22:25] Seina     I think it's a good idea     to begin by doing pit hunts. [22:28] Seina     Those are the first steps     for hunter adventurers. [22:30] Tsukiko     I thought I'd have to start     by gathering healing herbs. [22:34] Seina     Would you like to go take     a peek tomorrow? [22:37] Tsukiko     Yes! That sounds like fun! [22:38] Airen     Seina-dono... [22:41] Airen     That could prove to be difficult. [22:44] Seina     Why's that? [22:50] Airen     That was scary. [22:51] Tsukiko     Do you get told that your personality     is too stark a contrast to your appearance? [22:56] Seina     Well, I guess she's the Amane-san type. [22:58] Seina     So, Airen-san, what do you mean by difficult? [23:01] Airen     Huh? [23:02] Airen     Oh, Tsukiko-dono's already got it. [23:05] Airen     The magic essence cold. [23:10] Seina     Thermo! [23:14] Seina     Nayuta? [23:15] Nayuta     Yes, there's no doubt,     those are the initial symptoms. [23:19] Tsukiko     Doesn't the magic essence cold mean... [23:21] Seina     Yes. [23:22] Seina     The organ for using magic     is beginning to form inside your body. [23:27] Tsukiko     Ah... I see. [23:32] Tsukiko     I'm looking forward to it. E5 - Tsukikagekouhi Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Tenchi Muyo!     GXP Paradise Starting SIGN    Episode 5 "Tsukikagekouhi" [01:38] Seina     The magic essence cold is a side-effect of [01:41] Seina     the magic essence organ     being formed in your body. [01:45] Tsukiko     Well, it's for being able to use magic, [01:48] Tsukiko     I'm prepared to suffer     for it to some degree. [01:51] Seina     Besides, in order to make the capacity     of the magic essence organ as big as possible, [01:55] Seina     every bit of usable energy inside your body     that can be spared will be used... [01:58] Jovia     Well, nobody's ever died     of the magic essence cold, so it's fine. [02:03] Jovia     But there's something more important, right? [02:06] Seina     Right, there is an important thing     that I'd like you to learn. [02:12] Seina     As you symptoms progress, [02:14] Seina     your head will get fuzzy with the fever, [02:16] Seina     and then you'll start hearing     some sort of sound in your ears. [02:18] Seina     It's almost like someone is talking to you. [02:21] Tsukiko     Did you say like someone's talking to me? [02:23] Seina     Yes. [02:24] Seina     It's an announcement     from the magic essence system. [02:26] Seina     Maybe an analogy for it would be like     when you install an app on your PC, [02:29] Seina     you have to set up the language setting. [02:31] Tsukiko     So I have to make     that kind of adjustment, then. [02:35] Tsukiko     But how do I do that? [02:36] Jovia     That's easy! [02:37] Jovia     "Say in words I understand, you moron!" [02:40] Jovia     is what you have to think or say out loud. [02:43] Tsukiko     What? [02:45] Seina     Basically, the important part is     that you will it to be words you understand. [02:50] Seina     If you hear the announcement     in Japanese, you've succeeded. [02:53] Tsukiko     What happens if I don't succeed? [02:56] Seina     Then transmitting your intentions to the     magic essence system will become ambiguous, [03:00] Seina     which makes actualizing     magic more difficult. [03:02] Tsukiko     So it's like having difficulties communicating     with someone who doesn't speak your language? [03:06] Seina     Yes, but normal people     are using magic like that. [03:10] Tsukiko     So that's you guys' cheat. [03:13] Jovia     Well, the rest you just gotta experience. [03:18] Jovia     Aren't you starting to feel worse now? [03:20] Tsukiko     Yes... [03:22] Seina     Anyway, please don't forget     to keep that in mind. [03:34] Tsukiko     I know you have nothing to do, [03:36] Tsukiko     but you're really playing video games here? [03:38] Tsukiko     Why do I sound like     I'm scolding my dumb son? [03:42] Jovia     From my point of view, that's normal. [03:44] Jovia     Seinacchi is the one who's weird. [03:47] Tsukiko     Playing erotic video games     in front of people is not normal. [03:51] Jovia     There was a ton of them in the data     that Washu-chan unlocked for me. [03:56] Jovia     Want to discuss erotic stuff with me? [03:58] Tsukiko     Why don't you go do     that with that unfortunate elf... [04:06] Jovia     It's probably time. [04:08] Jovia     Tsukikocchi, don't forget what Seina said. [04:12] Jovia     Don't forget. You can't forget.     Don't forget. You can't— [04:22] Tsukiko     So... hot... [04:25] Tsukiko     Hot... Hot... [04:45] Tsukiko     You've become such a nice-looking adult... [04:49] Tsukiko     Shut up... shut up... [04:52] Tsukiko     Shut up... shut up... [04:54] Tsukiko     Shut up... shut up... [04:56] Tsukiko     I'm at a good spot, [04:58] Tsukiko     why are you still in my ear?! [05:00] Tsukiko     I don't understand. [05:02] Tsukiko     I don't understand! [05:04] Tsukiko     What are you saying?! [05:08] Tsukiko     I said I don't understand! [05:10] Tsukiko     Please, say it in words I understand! [05:14] Voice     ...essence... strong... image... materialize [05:17] Tsukiko     What? [05:18] Voice     ...magic... essence...     is materialized by strong images. [05:22] Tsukiko     Is this what Seina-chan was talking about? [05:24] Voice     The potential of     the magic essence is infinite. [05:27] Voice     The magic essence is     the essence of everything. [05:30] Voice     It can turn into anything. [05:33] Voice     Ask the magic essence. [05:34] Voice     The magic essence remembers everything. [05:38] Voice     Spread your kind. [05:40] Voice     To the land. [05:41] Voice     To the stars. [05:42] Voice     Fill the universe. [05:43] Tsukiko     I see... I succeeded... [05:44] Voice     Our child, go forth and create paradise. [06:20] Tsukiko     This is... [06:22] Tsukiko     Oh, right, [06:23] Tsukiko     I got the magic essence cold... [06:26] Kalushushu     Have you awoken? [06:30] Tsukiko     Could you please bring me up to speed? [06:33] Kalushushu     It's been twelve days since you fell asleep. [06:36] Tsukiko     I see. [06:37] Jovia     Oh, you finally woke up, Tsukikocchi! [06:40] Jovia     Then, let's get to     the first ritual right away! [06:52] Tsukiko     I've been asleep all this time, [06:54] Tsukiko     my stomach won't accept anything solid. [06:56] Jovia     I knew you had a strong mind, [06:59] Jovia     but I'm impressed you can withstand the hunger     after waking from the magic essence cold. [07:01] Jovia     With that said, [07:02] Jovia     the magic essence has super     strengthened your guts, [07:04] Jovia     so nothing can hurt it. [07:06] Jovia     Though to be on the safe side,     we always start with stew as the first meal. [07:11] Kalushushu     Yes, there is nothing to worry about. [07:30] Jovia     For real? [07:31] Jovia     How strong can your resolve be? [07:33] Tsukiko     Looks like it's going to be okay. [07:35] Jovia     Then go for the solid stuff, too. [07:46] Jovia     So, bread or rice? [07:50] Tsukiko     Rice! [07:52] Jovia     I know, right?! [07:59] Kai     Hello? [08:05] Kai     I know you must be very busy, [08:08] Kai     but I was told to come check on you [08:10] Kai     because "yesterday night     must have been quite fun". [08:18] Kai     As you friend and as a man, [08:20] Kai     I'm disappointed in you, Seina! [08:27] Tsukiko     I can't anymore... [08:30] Tsukiko     I haven't eaten enough,     but my stomach is at its limit... [08:33] Jovia     You'll digest it soon, and you'll     be doing this again in three hours. [08:36] Jovia     So? [08:37] Jovia     Since you slept this long,     I guess you heard that voice? [08:42] Tsukiko     Yes. [08:43] Tsukiko     It was like I was accidentally     able to acknowledge it. [08:45] Jovia     Right? [08:46] Jovia     You're suffering and it's     mumbling into your ear... [08:48] Jovia     So you go, "Shut up, you moron!" [08:50] Tsukiko     Yes, I know exactly what you mean. [08:56] Jovia     Your temperature is rising again. [08:59] Tsukiko     It's coming back? [09:01] Jovia     Since you refueled your body, [09:02] Jovia     the magic essence organ     is trying to resume growing. [09:06] Jovia     It'll calm down if you start using magic, [09:08] Jovia     so I'll call Airencchi so     we can do some magic lessons. [09:51] Souren     Seina-sama. [09:52] Souren     It seems Tsukiko-sama has woken up. [09:55] Seina     I see. [09:56] Seina     Judging from the timing, [09:57] Seina     I suppose she was able to     hear the voice properly. [10:00] Seina     But that also means that her     recovery will take some time. [10:03] Souren     I will have Airen take turns     with Jovia-san to take care of her. [10:07] Seina     Thank you so much. [10:10] Seina     It really would not be appropriate     for me to be doing that... [10:15] Seina     Come in. [10:18] Masaki     Seina, do something about     that mad scientist! [10:34] Airen     So, how was the other business? [10:37] Tsukiko     I've never had one that big... [10:39] Jovia     Tsukikocchi, you don't     sound like yourself... [10:43] Tsukiko     Well, I guess it makes sense     considering how much I ate. [10:50] Jovia     Anyway, isn't it a bit absurd     how fast you're learning this? [10:55] Tsukiko     You figured it all out by yourself, right? [10:57] Tsukiko     I have a teacher. [10:59] Jovia     Even with that fact thrown in. [11:03] Tsukiko     Speaking of. [11:05] Tsukiko     I had a strange dream while I was sleeping. [11:11] Airen     A child making a magic essence body? [11:14] Jovia     That sounds like a monster. [11:16] Jovia     If that's real, [11:17] Jovia     it might be feedback     from the magic essence system. [11:21] Tsukiko     You mean the system's memory? [11:23] Jovia     Yes. If that child really existed, [11:26] Jovia     then it wouldn't be strange     if it was recorded as a special example. [11:30] Tsukiko     Feedback or just a dream... [11:34] Tsukiko     Let's find out. [11:38] Tsukiko     I think it was... [11:39] Tsukiko     bone structure, high-strength,     light-weight, composite materials, [11:42] Tsukiko     non-degrading, accumulating     required magic essence, forming... [11:46] Jovia     H-Hey! [11:47] Airen     What are you doing?! [11:49] Jovia     Stop it, are you trying to die?! [11:51] Airen     I don't know how to stop this! [11:53] Jovia     I don't know, either. [11:55] Jovia     Damn it, this brat's resisting my magic! [11:57] Airen     But at this rate, Tsukiko-dono is— [11:59] Jovia     We have no choice but to assist! [12:01] Jovia     Let's link our magic essence     and replenish her... [12:06] Jovia     She's absorbing external magic essence?! [12:08] Jovia     Seriously?! [12:10] Airen     She's controlling both at the same time? [12:11] Airen     She just awoke today, right?! [12:14] Jovia     You're so crazy! [12:16] Jovia     I guess it's true that you see     a record of the system! [12:20] Jovia     Ugh, she's making some     sort of mystery metal... [12:23] Airen     I've not managed anything like this yet... [12:27] Seina     Kalushushu-san! [12:30] Kalushushu     I apologize... [12:32] Kalushushu     A large amount of my magic     essence was taken from me, [12:34] Kalushushu     so my control of the mansion is... [12:39] Kalushushu     I am fine now. [12:41] Seina     What is happening over there... [12:43] Nayuta     Oh, that's mystery metal generation. [12:47] Seina     Who would do something like that? [12:49] Nayuta     This phenomenon only happens     for the initial generation. [12:54] Seina     Kalushushu, Tsukiko-san awoke today, right? [12:58] Kalushushu     Yes, in the morning. [13:02] Seina     It's not even been half a day... [13:11] Tsukiko     I thought I was going to die. [13:12] Jovia     You really were about to die! [13:15] Jovia     There, you don't have to talk,     just focus on breathing. [13:21] Tsukiko     Okay, I'm fine now. [13:23] Jovia     Recovered already? [13:24] Airen     Your respiratory organs got     strengthened to amazing point. [13:27] Tsukiko     I didn't train for nothing. [13:29] Airen     That's right. [13:30] Airen     Kiriko-dono was a martial     arts master, as well. [13:33] Tsukiko     I'm grateful that it helps     with recovering magic essence, as well. [13:37] Tsukiko     Jovia. [13:38] Jovia     What? You should rest some more. [13:40] Tsukiko     I'm hungry. [13:41] Jovia     Oh, all right! [13:44] Masaki     I see now why Seina-dono refrains     from coming here despite being so worried. [13:51] Jovia     Speaking of, when did you come back? [13:53] Masaki     I escaped! [13:55] Masaki     That mad woman made me     a lab rat again and again! [13:58] Jovia     That tracks. [14:00] Masaki     So, this is the result     of that incident from earlier? [14:04] Jovia     Yup, the same thing that's inside you. [14:07] Masaki     It seemed like it was     pretty easy when you made it. [14:11] Jovia     That's if you have     the proper equipment for it. [14:14] Jovia     Without that, it's such an absurd magic     spell that you wouldn't want to do it. [14:19] Masaki     Absurd, eh? [14:22] Masaki     And that is an impressive appetite. [14:26] Masaki     But that means you also have to     eject an impressive amount, huh? [14:29] Jovia     Idio— [14:32] Masaki     Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! [14:34] Tsukiko     Please refrain while I'm eating. [14:36] Masaki     I got it, I got it! [14:38] Masaki     I'm sorry, I'm sorry! [14:42] Airen     I feel like an incredible witch     has been awakened... [14:46] Jovia     Tsukiko... [14:49] Jovia     Scaryko... [14:54] Mizuho     So that's the situation. [14:56] Mizuho     We keep seeing candidates drop out, [14:58] Mizuho     especially from Varta,     da Rumah, Jurai, and Shank. [15:01] Mizuho     It looks like the selection process     is going to take some more time... [15:06] Kuis     It makes sense. [15:07] Kuis     There aren't that many     weird people who enjoy having [15:11] Kuis     the fate of their guild     rest on their shoulders. [15:13] Seto     Good, good, it seems things     are going smoothly. [15:17] Mizuho     The tenth verification team's report     could confirm the matter of Palty Jurai... [15:22] Mizuho     But that was too much to keep     from Mikami-sama and my mother. [15:26] Seto     It's a good experience for the new girls. [15:29] Seto     Besides, it was about time     to tell those two anyway. [15:32] Mizuho     But I'm the one who has to     hear their complaints... [15:37] Mikami     Please don't be so cruel to my Misao-chan. [15:40] Mikami     She's stuck between a wife and a hard place. [15:43] Airi     Don't you care about your parents?! [15:44] Airi     So that super treacherous dirty hag is more     important to you than your actual mother! [15:49] Airi     Isn't that right?! [15:51] Kuis     Oh, my, she called you     super treacherous dirty hag. [15:56] Seto     I think she's talking about you. [15:58] Airi     P.S.: By the way, it's both bland     and too much makeup! [16:02] Both     Oh... [16:03] Mizuho     That is all. [16:06] Seto     Mizuho-chan is developing more and more. [16:09] Kuis     At the same time, her wedding day     seems further and further away. [16:12] Kuis     With that said, [16:13] Kuis     it seems the change to     a new generation at Mikami-sama [16:15] Kuis     and Airi-sama's places seems     to be going well. [16:17] Seto     We need them to support Yosho-dono and     Tenchi-dono, Seina-dono and his entourage... [16:23] Seto     They need to show us that they're     actually rising up to the challenge. [16:28] Kuis     I'll see to it that Palty-sama's     nomination as representative [16:31] Kuis     will move forward     from tentative to definitive. [16:33] Kuis     Then we will be able to maneuver     the other pieces, as well. [16:36] Seto     But with that, [16:38] Seto     I'd like to have someone we could     install right in the thick of it. [16:40] Seto     Won't someone as capable as Funaho-dono,     Tenchi-dono, or Seina-dono show up? [16:46] Kuis     Waiting for that kind of miracle... [16:49] Kuis     I do know what you mean, though. [16:57] Tsukiko     When they're awake,     they're loud and annoying, [17:01] Tsukiko     but it's also a bit too lonely     when they're quiet. [17:10] Tsukiko     That's where Seina-chan is... [17:13] Tsukiko     I want to see him, but... [17:28] Seina     Come in. [17:39] Seina     Tsukiko-san? [17:44] Seina     No, a magic essence body? [17:49] Tsukiko     Good evening. [17:51] Seina     Tsu-Tsukiko-san? [17:53] Seina     Um, Tsukiko-san... you see... [17:57] Tsukiko     Just a bit more. [17:59] Seina     Um, but... [18:05] Seina     This is a magic essence body, right? [18:08] Seina     How did you...? [18:09] Tsukiko     It's from a memory     of the magic essence system. [18:11] Seina     I did hear about that. [18:13] Seina     But trying that out immediately is a bit... [18:15] Tsukiko     But it's fun. [18:17] Tsukiko     It's something that can be done     with space technology, as well, [18:20] Tsukiko     but the good thing is that you     can do it with your own will. [18:23] Seina     I do... know what you mean. [18:26] Tsukiko     I don't want to, but I'll go back. [18:28] Tsukiko     The three stooges are about     to wake up over there, too. [18:31] Seina     All the people who are supposed to     take care of you are asleep? [18:34] Seina     Then what's the point— [18:35] Tsukiko     Oh? [18:36] Tsukiko     Didn't you foist them on me so     you could get your work here done? [18:40] Seina     What? That is completely untrue...? [18:43] Tsukiko     You're so bad at lying. [18:51] Tsukiko     That's your punishment for lying. [18:58] Tsukiko     I'm going to seal this memory so that the     main me remembers when the right time comes. [19:03] Tsukiko     Well, then, good night. [19:07] Seina     So that the main me remembers... [19:10] Seina     That means she's even mastered     parallel consciousness. [19:18] Seina     Good thing nobody was here. [19:29] Seina     Thanks, D. [19:32] Seina     And please keep this secret, as well, Nayuta. [19:35] Nayuta     Roger. [19:38] Miki     The status of the island's surface, as well as     the environment under water, are both nominal. [19:42] Kirche     The disparity between the outside environment     is within acceptable parameters, as well. [19:46] Kirche     According to the correction logs, [19:47] Kirche     Tabletop Island's surveillance system     is working properly, as well. [19:52] Seina     Please send Washu-san the data. [19:54] Miki     Roger. [19:56] Miki     We got a response. [19:57] Seina     Then, we will now move     on to the main program. [20:00] Miki     Roger. Loading program. [20:05] Kirche     Launch confirmed. [20:06] Kirche     Time acceleration is stable. [20:09] Kirche     We've reached maximum acceleration. [20:17] Miki     Checking each sector. All green. [20:23] Jovia     This is so boring. [20:28] Jovia     I thought some sort of scary monster would     have been born during the time acceleration. [20:32] Jovia     Instead all that happened is     that the ground got moldy. [20:35] Miki     The only mold is in your head. [20:37] Miki     Besides, what happened     to taking care of my mother? [20:41] Jovia     That witch queen doesn't     need any form of care at all! [20:46] Kirche     Witch queen? [20:48] Jovia     Yeah! [20:48] Jovia     She's using parallel consciousnesses     to use multiple magic essence bodies, [20:52] Jovia     so Airen, Masaki,     and I are like her four lords! [20:55] Jovia     She's straight up subdued Kalushushu,     making her the leader of us four lords! [20:59] Miki     That means she's whipping     you around a lot, huh? [21:03] Kirche     So you being the weakest     of the four lords means [21:06] Kirche     you were told to come check on Seina-san? [21:09] Jovia     Damn it, that's exactly right! [21:12] Jovia     Mikicchi, that Internet     idol has a cute face [21:14] Jovia     but she's somehow turned     into a poison-tongued meanie! [21:16] Miki     It's the result of some moron poking     at her till she turned out this way. [21:20] Miki     Weakest of the four lords. [21:23] Jovia     It's not true... I'm not the weakest! [21:26] Jovia     Not the weakest... [21:28] Seina     I'll have to think of some way     to thank Airen-san and the others... [21:34] Seina     I'm sorry, it seems we're     causing all sorts of trouble. [21:37] Souren     Please don't worry about it. [21:39] Souren     It's good for her. [21:42] Seina     Is that so? [21:44] Seina     I'd be happy if it were... [21:46] Souren     She might seem to always be doing her thing, [21:49] Souren     but no matter where she goes, [21:51] Souren     she's usually shunned     or kept at arm's length. [21:53] Souren     Since we met you, [21:55] Souren     and pardon me for saying this, but she     knows so many people like her now... [21:59] Souren     Oh, this doesn't have any     deep meaning or anything. [22:02] Seina     Oh it's fine. [22:04] Seina     Airen-san is still     in the realm of the normal people. [22:08] Souren     Oh, you can be quite harsh, too. [22:10] Seina     It's not quite what Miki-senpai said, [22:13] Seina     but my training is always     in the present progressive tense. [22:17] Seina     Maybe it's the same     for Tsukiko-san, as well... [22:32] Maid     Welcome home, Master. [22:38] Tsukiko     Welcome home, Seina-chan. [22:40] Seina     C-Congratulations on your recovery. [22:43] Tsukiko     Thank you. [22:44] Tsukiko     I rebuilt the mansion quite a bit,     what do you think? [22:48] Seina     It's impressive... [22:52] Tsukiko     There are so many people relying     on you who might move here, [22:57] Tsukiko     so I thought it would be better     to have a proper mansion. [23:00] Tsukiko     Kiriko and the others will     return here eventually, too. [23:03] Tsukiko     Well... [23:05] Tsukiko     That's the official reason, but honestly, [23:07] Tsukiko     using magic was so much fun. [23:09] Tsukiko     Once you can use it, it's hard to stop. [23:13] Seina     I do know that feeling. [23:16] Seina     But what do you do now? [23:17] Seina     You skipped a bunch of stuff     and are at a level of a castle ruler... [23:21] Tsukiko     I'll start with the regular pit hunt. [23:24] Jovia     If anything, shouldn't you be someone     that adventures vanqui— [24:51] Jovia     It's truly a tropical island! [24:57] Washu     Looks like things are progressing nicely. [24:59] Washu     I think the island's     in sufficiently good shape. [25:02] Tsukiko     The environmental link     to the outside world is nominal, as well. [25:05] Washu     Next, we'll switch the shield to a filter     and see how things go. [25:10] Washu     It'll be done in about a month. [25:13] Washu     Then you can go explore the island. [25:16] Both     Exploring! [25:18] Miki     We don't have too much time     to be playing around. [25:21] Miki     We have to begin the preparations to take     in the pirate guilds that will be moving here. [25:25] Seina     How is the selection process for     picking each guild's representative going? [25:28] Washu     They are all still trying     to avoid getting the short straw. [25:31] Jovia     Doesn't that mean we can have     some fun here for a while? [25:35] Washu     We told them that they     will lose by default if they [25:38] Washu     can't resolve it by the time     the island is finished. [25:40] Seina     That means that should     get settled soon then. [25:43] Washu     The real show is starting now. [25:45] Washu     We're counting on you, Seina-dono. [25:47] Seina     Understood. [25:49] Seina     A mock battle between the pirate guilds... [25:53] Seina     We'll need some sort of plan so they don't     realize that I'm in the middle of this. E6 - Welcome to Paradise! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:22] Fuku     Seina! [00:23] Fuku     Fish! [00:24] Fuku     Fish! [00:26] Jovia     The furballs have become     feral in a flash, eh? [00:30] Miki     Are you really in a position to talk     with your leopard print bikini and spear? [00:33] Kirche     I figured you'd use nothing     but leaves to cover yourself. [00:38] Jovia     Even I am not that ridiculous. [00:44] Masaki     Well, you can't help it     when nature is this untainted. [00:49] Masaki     When my original came to Earth,     it was just like this. [00:53] Seina     I-I see... [00:55] Tsukiko     It was 100,000 years ago, right? [00:57] Seina     We should take advantage     of this opportunity [00:59] Seina     and explore the island     before we do anything to— [01:02] Seto     Seina-dono, may I have a moment? [01:05] Seina     Yes? [01:05] Seto     I'm hate to impose, [01:07] Seto     but I need you to take in four pirate     guild representatives right away. [01:11] Seina     We haven't built anything here yet, though. [01:14] Seto     I'll send people to construct     the necessary things. [01:17] Seto     As for the rest of the private stuff... [01:20] Seto     won't it be fun for the inhabitants     to do that themselves? [01:24] Seina     This is... a guide for moving     to Tabletop Island? [01:28] Seto     You didn't get it     because you were in acceleration, [01:31] Seto     but everybody else already got one. [01:34] Seina     Fun tropical island life in paradise? [01:37] Seina     They're coming here to fight, right? [01:39] Seto     On top of the representatives, [01:41] Seto     their families and staff will come, too. [01:43] Seto     Having a weird tension hang over them     for a long time isn't any good. [01:46] Jovia     Damn. [01:47] Jovia     I was thinking of having a bunch of fun     before the island gets developed. [01:50] Jovia     You coulda thought about our sufferi— [01:53] Seto     Tsukiko-chan learned a fun trick, huh? [01:56] Seina     I got the gist of it. [01:56] Jovia     Ow, that hurts! [01:58] Seina     Since we're starting to take in people, [02:00] Seina     does that mean our missions     will come to a close, then? [02:03] Seto     Of course not! [02:04] Seto     Seina-dono, going forward     you will be maintaining [02:06] Seto     Tabletop Island and observing the battles. [02:09] Seina     Observing... the battles? SIGN    Tenchi Muyo!     GXP Paradise Starting SIGN    Episode 6 "Welcome to Paradise!" [03:46] Seto     At the current stage,     Funaho-dono and you, Seina-dono, [03:49] Seto     are the two people who are recognized by     the Galactic Federation to represent Earth. [03:52] Seto     It obviously follows that you,     with your GP affiliation, [03:54] Seto     would be the one in charge     of observing the battles, right? [03:57] Seina     I do understand that... [03:59] Seina     But me interacting with     the pirates is not a great idea... [04:02] Seto     Good luck! [04:04] Seina     Okay, I'll think of something. [04:06] Seto     Excellent. [04:07] Seto     And another observer will be dispatched     from Earth for this, as well. [04:13] Tsukiko     From Earth?! [04:15] Tsukiko     Is that all right? [04:16] Seto     Since we're building     an island here and stuff, [04:19] Seto     we do have to follow some sort of protocol. [04:22] Tsukiko     I understand. [04:23] Seina     Anyway, I heard that the selection     of the representatives ran into trouble. [04:28] Seina     Did something happen? [04:30] Seto     There are some external     parties who are trying [04:32] Seto     to take advantage     of the commotion to intervene. [04:34] Seina     Who are these external parties? [04:36] Seto     Remnants that are trickling in from Renza, [04:38] Seto     and also some from within     the Galactic Federation. [04:40] Seto     I mean Earth's seat on the council can be     equated to your political power, Seina-dono. [04:46] Tsukiko     I can see that lot     of parties would want to buy, [04:48] Tsukiko     or eliminate and replace     the representatives. [04:51] Seto     Well, there are people who don't see     the forest for the trees everywhere. [04:57] Seina     So we're only going to be taking in the     candidates da Rumah, July, Varta, and Shank? [05:02] Seto     Yes. [05:02] Seto     Since they're all capable,     they're facing a lot of interference. [05:05] Seto     If someone manages to flip     them somehow, it'll be a bother. [05:09] Kirche     But if we allow them onto the island early, [05:11] Kirche     won't we get complaints that they get [05:13] Kirche     an unfair advantage due knowing     the lay of the land better? [05:15] Miki     Couldn't we sequester     them elsewhere for a while? [05:17] Seto     Jurai, GP, Seniwa... [05:20] Seto     if we think about interference and fairness, [05:22] Seto     putting them in some sort of     facility becomes a problem, too. [05:25] Seto     Detailed information about the battlefield     will be publicly released ahead of time, [05:29] Seto     so there won't be any advantage to gain there. [05:31] Seto     Any other questions? [05:33] Seto     Excellent. [05:35] Seto     Well, to begin with, [05:35] Seto     the team for setting up     the place will arrive in two days. [05:37] Seto     They will be entering Earth     the usual way, so please be aware. [05:42] Miki     Gah! [05:43] Miki     That freaking hag said her piece     and is making us do everything! [05:47] Seina     Well, there's no other way, really. [05:51] Kirche     Seina-san, [05:52] Kirche     we're receiving a message from the     transport ship for the construction team. [05:55] Otoka     Long time no see, Seina-sama. [05:57] Seina     Otoka-san?! [05:58] Seina     It's been too long. [06:00] Seina     But Seina-sama is a bit... [06:02] Otoka     I can't exactly call you Seina-chan anymore. [06:04] Tomi     Come on now, let me say hello, too. [06:09] Tsukiko     Tomi-obasama! [06:11] Tomi     Yamada Seina-sama, it's please to meet you. [06:14] Tomi     My name is Masaki Tomi, [06:17] Tomi     I will be heading up the construction team. [06:19] Seina     It's a pleasure to meet you, as well. [06:22] Seina     B-But... [06:23] Tomi     Tsukiko-chan, everything all right with you? [06:25] Tsukiko     Yes, thank you for asking. [06:27] Kirche     Um, who exactly is this person? [06:30] Tsukiko     She's one of the Masaki's     who settled in space; [06:32] Tsukiko     she's Fuuka's aunt. [06:34] Tsukiko     Does that mean that the construction     team that was dispatched is... [06:38] Tomi     All people affiliated with Masaki. [06:41] Tomi     If Earth's main house is     going to be publicly announced, [06:44] Tomi     it's going to need a bunch of subordinates. [06:46] Tomi     And if a new royal family     is added on too if that, [06:49] Tomi     it's only obvious that every able person     in the clan is going to come. [06:53] Tsukiko     But if that's the case... [06:55] Tomi     Right, normally Mizune-sama     should be the one in charge. [07:00] Otoka     She ran away because she didn't     want everybody admonishing her. [07:04] Otoka     Fuuka went along, too. [07:05] Tsukiko     Running away is only going to     get her further into trouble... [07:15] Otoka     I know we just arrived, [07:16] Otoka     but we'd like to get started     on the work right away, [07:18] Otoka     so we'd appreciate it     if you could share the plans with us. [07:21] Otoka     The south east block will be     space Masaki's private base. [07:25] Otoka     Outwardly it will be a fishery     and marine product processing business. [07:30] Tomi     We have the position of the houses, [07:31] Tomi     the shape of the harbor, [07:33] Tomi     and all the necessary buildings prepared, [07:36] Tomi     so once the foundations are ready, [07:37] Tomi     everything will be usable     after three days' time acceleration. [07:40] Otoka     The center block's southern front will     be the island's main entrance. [07:45] Otoka     Administration and shops, [07:47] Otoka     along with their employees and the families     of the representatives, will live here. [07:51] Tomi     Since a lot of the participants     haven't been picked yet, [07:53] Tomi     we plan on adding buildings as we go. [07:56] Seina     what about each representative's base? [07:59] Otokoa     Since this will be a regulated fight, [08:02] Otokoa     each base of operation will be     using standardized GP equipment. [08:06] Otokoa     The power differences     between each guild will be [08:08] Otokoa     compensated by the number     of parts they can use. [08:10] Tomi     But it's set up in a way that they can     still overcome the power difference, [08:14] Tomi     that is to say it'll come down to skill. [08:17] Miki     This is starting to sound like a game. [08:20] Otoka     It's planned to livestream this, as well. [08:22] Miki     That's gotta be Airi-sama's idea. [08:50] Otoka     Great work. [08:51] Tomi     Already... [08:53] Tomi     You two seemed to have     learned some amazing tricks. [08:56] Tsukiko     Well, I can't get as far as time     acceleration in normal space.... [09:00] Tomi     That's only possible     with the power of a royal tree. [09:03] Miki     Seina-kun, your area is about     to be in range of the time acceleration. [09:07] Seina     Roger. [09:11] Miki     Fixed coordinates of the shielded spaces, [09:13] Miki     each time acceleration parameters checked. [09:16] Seina     Commence acceleration. [09:18] Miki     Commencing acceleration. [09:22] Tomi     Either way, [09:23] Tomi     that little child has grown     into quite a formidable person. [09:27] Tsukiko     You last saw Seina-chan... [09:30] Tsukiko     Ah, when Kiyone-sama was... [09:31] Tomi     We didn't know where Tenchi-chan was. [09:36] Tomi     I remember how that child     was white as a sheet and shaking. [09:41] Tomi     To think that that child     married Kiriko-chan, [09:44] Tomi     and now you're also... [09:47] Tsukiko     I'm surprised myself. [09:49] Tomi     Speaking of surprises... [09:51] Tomi     The announcement that Yosho's alive, [09:53] Tomi     and the founding of Tenchi-chan's     Earth Masaki family are big ones, too. [09:57] Tsukiko     Those are also Seina-chan's achievements. [10:00] Tomi     It's a newly established claim     to the royal succession. [10:04] Tomi     I can't believe I am witnessing this. [10:06] Tomi     As a descendant of the Masaki family,     this is really exciting. [10:15] Jovia     Whoa, [10:16] Jovia     you really put together this     old-looking fishing town in no time. [10:20] Otoka     This part is still inhabited, [10:22] Otoka     but life in the space Masaki village     is already in full swing. [10:27] Jovia     For real? [10:28] Tomi     Agriculture, life stock, fishing, [10:30] Tomi     all those have been started, [10:32] Tomi     so starting tomorrow local food     will be on our dining tables. [10:36] Seina     That means we have the bare     necessities prepared to take people in. [10:43] Seto     It's rather soon, [10:45] Seto     but please take     in the representatives tomorrow. [10:48] Tsukiko     But if I go by this list, [10:51] Tsukiko     we can only house about a fifth of     the people in the buildings on the surface. [10:54] Seto     Because of the aforementioned interference, [10:56] Seto     we need to take in more people. [10:58] Seto     Affiliated staff, families,     and in some cases entire clans. [11:02] Seina     Inside Tabletop Island vessel, [11:04] Seina     there are no sleeping quarters     other than for the bridge staff, [11:07] Seina     and we really can't use Kamidake's     living quarters, either... [11:10] Seto     They can camp out in the wild for a while. [11:13] Seto     Those people aren't that delicate after all. [11:16] Tsukiko     That's honestly, too... [11:18] Seina     Oh! [11:19] Seina     That reminds me that Washu-sama force— [11:22] Seina     I mean shared a bunch of goods with us. [11:24] Seina     There was a large amount     of survival equipment included. [11:26] Seto     That's great! [11:28] Seto     It's a tropical paradise, [11:30] Seto     so let's have them enjoy     their life on the surface. [11:33] Seto     Okay, you got this. [11:35] Miki     So that's how she accumulates hate, huh? [11:38] Seina     Anyway, let's do what we can     to prepare as much as we can. [11:41] Tsukiko     Yes. [11:42] Tsukiko     Let's ask Tomi-obasama for help, as well. [11:44] Tomi     Come on, move it already! [11:46] Tomi     At this rate, you'll never be fit     to serve the main house! [11:49] Seina     I'm sorry that you have to     be rushed like this. [11:53] Tomi     Oh, Seina-chan...? [11:56] Seina     I apologize for the surprise. [11:58] Seina     Please refer to me as     "Minamida" from today on. [12:01] Tomi     Is that supposed to be a disguise? [12:04] Seina     Yes. [12:05] Seina     I'm sure the pirates hold     a grudge against me, [12:07] Seina     so I want to avoid any unnecessary trouble. [12:10] Tomi     I see... [12:12] Tomi     I don't think you have to be that worried, [12:15] Tomi     but if that's what you want     Seina—I mean Minamida-san, [12:18] Tomi     I'll play along. [12:20] Seina     I'm sorry. [12:21] Tomi     Don't mention it. [12:22] Tomi     I've been subjected to Seto-sama's     absurdity longer than you. [12:25] Tomi     Besides, [12:26] Tomi     there's someone among     the representatives whom I know, [12:29] Tomi     so leave it to me. [12:30] Seina     Thank you so much. [12:32] Fuku     Seina! [12:36] Fuku     They said the preparations     over there are done! [12:38] Seina     Got it. [12:39] Seina     And you, too, Fuku. [12:40] Seina     When you're in cabbit form, [12:42] Seina     you can't talk in front of people. [12:51] Tomi     I suppose that's her already     being conscientious... [12:57] Seina     But still, [12:58] Seina     is it really right that all of them     are such young women? [13:02] Seto     They are all proficient enough at     fighting to be chose to be representatives, [13:05] Seto     and their staff is first class, too. [13:07] Tsukiko     Isn't it still a bit unnatural? [13:10] Seto     Of course there was a lot of maneuvering. [13:13] Seto     Having some hidden strings     attached would be a bother. [13:16] Seina     So you mean you made them     choose people that would suit us. [13:20] Seto     In the end, they are all people     that they themselves chose. [13:25] Miki     Seina-kun, luggage transport complete. [13:27] Miki     No sign of any dangerous goods. [13:30] Seina     Roger. [13:31] Kirche     Seina-san, [13:32] Kirche     the participants have arrived. [13:34] Kirche     Entry procedures are all completed. [13:39] Seina     Roger, good work. [13:42] Seina     Then, let's go meet the representatives. [13:44] Seto     I will come too. [13:46] Seto     Seina-dono, I mean Minamida-dono, [13:48] Seto     I'll match you and hide my identity, as well. [13:56] Dird     Damn, it's hot. [13:58] Dird     And what's with the stench here? [13:59] Alea     I suppose you can't help it if you only     know the rotting smell of flesh and guts, [14:03] Alea     but this is the smell of     nature, you "rabid dog". [14:06] Dird     Did the tiny "traitor" Varta say something? SIGN    Stop that, it's disgraceful. [14:11] Dird     Hmpf, funny that a "loser"     is on her high horse. [14:15] Dird     And you, too, "ruined" woman, say something. [14:20] Apuesta     I'm fine. [14:22] Dird     Damn you. [14:23] Seto     That's quite enough. [14:25] Seto     I'm happy to see that you're full of     energy, despite the long trip. SIGN    Sound Only [14:28] Dird     Who are you?! [14:29] Dird     At least, show your face! [14:31] Seto     I'm the owner of this island. [14:33] Seto     My identity is a s-e-c-r-e-t. [14:36] Seto     Please follow     the instructions of the manager. [14:39] Alea     Manager? [14:44] Dird     You're an Earthling, right? [14:48] Tsukiko     I am the actual Earthling here. [14:51] Dird     Is that so? [14:53] Alea     That's just like Shank. [14:54] Alea     Really a "rabid dog". SIGN    Is she trying to show off her power to the people of Earth to get an advantage, SIGN    before we get to decide the ranking amongst the guilds? [15:02] Apuesta     Simplistic. [15:04] Alea     It's fine. [15:05] Alea     You've got to use your chances wisely. [15:07] Minamida     Please hold on. [15:09] Minamida     Fighting here is against the rules. [15:11] Seto     It sounds fun. [15:12] Seto     You should let them do it. [15:14] Minamida     O-Owner! [15:17] Dird     Owner or whatever, you get it! [15:19] Seto     However, since not all     representatives are here yet, [15:23] Seto     the battle's not going to     affect the ranking at all. [15:26] Dird     That's fine. [15:28] Dird     I just want to smash in the face     of the annoying chick in front of me. [15:32] Seto     Then, it's settled. [15:33] Seto     Tsukiko-chan, are you fine with that? [15:35] Tsukiko     I have one suggestion. [15:37] Tsukiko     Since this island's field     is going to be needed later, [15:39] Tsukiko     we can't really use it, right? [15:42] Alea     I suppose so. [15:44] Tsukiko     So I suggest we do this in the     hyperspace field that you use for training. [15:49] Tsukiko     Since I don't want to     hear any complaints later, [15:52] Tsukiko     I'll fight you wherever     you're most comfortable. [15:55] Dird     You bitch! [15:56] Dird     You're going to regret underestimating me! [15:59] Seto     Then, let's settle the order with lots. [16:15] Dird     Wh-What... are these?! [16:18] Apuesta     Cute. [16:20] Alea     I have no choice, this one will do. SIGN    Wait, let's do this fairly! [16:24] Dird     Hey, wait! Don't just pick one up! [16:27] Minamida     Is this going to be okay? [16:30] Tsukiko     I'm fine. [16:30] Tsukiko     If it comes to that, I'll use magic, too. [16:33] Minamida     Then take this. [16:36] Minamida     It's the highest rank magic crystal. [16:38] Tsukiko     Thank you. [16:49] Dird     I can't believe I couldn't lay     a finger on her... [16:52] Alea     So, Masaki, does that mean? SIGN    If she's really an Earthling, SIGN    she's probably descended from Jurai's first empress... [17:01] Apuesta     Even then it's a bit abnormal. [17:04] Alea     The problem was that weird skill. [17:07] Alea     But before that, why     are you using that thing to talk? [17:10] Alea     It's not like you can't speak, right? [17:12] Apuesta     It's faster this way. [17:13] Alea     Kinda impressive. SIGN    She's probably a "device decay". [17:17] Dird     What's a "device decay"? [17:19] Alea     Do people say you've got muscle for brains? [17:22] Dird     I just can't think about complicated things. [17:25] Apuesta     That's what people call muscle for brains. SIGN    "Device decay" in common parlance is magic. [17:32] Dird     Oh, I know about that. [17:35] Alea     But isn't it weird when this is     an initial stage civilization? [17:38] Apuesta     Renza shared it's technology. SIGN    That seems very likely. [17:42] Tsukiko     So, do you find me acceptable now? [17:47] All     Of course! [17:48] All     Elder sister Tsukiko! [17:51] Jovia     They called her elder sister! [17:59] Dird     Never... [17:59] Jovia     Ow, ow, ow! [18:00] Alea     ...go against... SIGN    ...this person, ever... [18:02] Apuesta     Agreed. [18:19] Dird     Hey! [18:20] Dird     Why is there nothing here?! [18:22] Dird     This pamphlet said... [18:24] Grandpa     You didn't read the footnote? [18:27] Dird     Footnote?! [18:28] Dird     "This is a conceptual render     of the completed state." [18:30] Dird     "Please procure your own house"?! [18:33] Grandpa     Well, we did come here     after an emergency evacuation. [18:35] Grandpa     For a while we'll have to     make do in this tent. [18:39] Dird     This is no laughing matter! [18:42] Grandpa     When we were young, [18:43] Grandpa     when we didn't have enough resources, [18:45] Grandpa     we'd go down onto undeveloped planets     to secure some resources. [18:50] Grandpa     Poison gases, extreme temperatures, [18:52] Grandpa     there were many inhospitable environments. [18:55] Grandpa     Compared to that this is heaven. [18:58] Dird     But food... [18:59] Grandpa     The jungle has plenty of edible stuff. [18:59] Sign     Shank     Planned Building Site [19:02] Grandpa     The beach and ocean     are treasure troves of food, as well! [19:05] Dird     And the toilet? [19:06] Grandpa     Do it wherever, then use a leaf     or wash it off in the ocean. [19:09] Grandpa     You get refreshed, as well,     so it's two birds with one stone. [19:12] Dird     How could I do something that embarrassing?! [19:14] Dird     You're an idiot, Grandpa! [19:41] Minamida     The beginning was a bit bumpy, [19:43] Minamida     but they have settled in in no time. [19:46] Tomi     After all is said and done, [19:47] Tomi     those people are tough. [19:50] Tomi     Tsukiko-chan setting them straight     at the beginning was big, too. [19:54] Minamida     I guess the last thing is to see what kind     of person the observer from Earth is like. [19:59] Tomi     Usually they should be     restrained in that regard. [20:03] Jovia     But doesn't that mean that there was     some sort of conspiracy theory level deal? [20:08] Minamida     But Galactic Federation law forbids     sharing technology or information. [20:13] Jovia     But then their side won't agree, right? [20:16] Tomi     The region that this planet is     in is technically part of Jurai's territory. [20:21] Tomi     Of course, [20:21] Tomi     from the standpoint of preserving     an initial stage civilization, [20:23] Tomi     anything inside the sun's gravitational     field belongs to the Earthlings... [20:28] Jovia     Which means in the future, [20:29] Jovia     even if they do escape     the sun's gravitational field, [20:31] Jovia     everything out there belongs     to someone else? [20:33] Minamida     That's why the deal includes the development     rights of a dozen or so light-years, [20:37] Minamida     including several stars. [20:39] Jovia     And they were satisfied with that? [20:43] Minamida     Well, more or less. [20:48] Jovia     More or less, eh? [20:50] Nayuta     Minamida, the target     has entered the visible range. [20:53] Minamida     What's the situation? [20:55] Nayuta     The target is periodically     emitting smaller vessels. [20:59] Nayuta     At present, I count ten vessels. [21:01] Minamida     Well, satisfaction is not so easy to get. [21:04] Minamida     Oh, I see it now! [21:09] Jovia     Damn bourgeoisie! [21:12] Jovia     I bet that whoever is on it     is a beer-bellied old man! [21:15] Jovia     If he does anything harassy, [21:17] Jovia     I'm going to send him     back as a boneless ham! [21:20] Tomi     What kind of vivid fantasy     are you having there? [21:27] Miron     It's nice to meet you. [21:29] Miron     My name is Miron Pham, [21:31] Miron     I am Earth's observer sent by     the leadership of the United Nations. [21:37] Jovia     Hey, you! [21:38] Jovia     Where's the bearded beer-bellied fatso?! [21:41] Jovia     This is clearly a honey-trap— [21:42] Jovia     Ow! [21:45] Minamida     Welcome, Pham-san. [21:48] Minamida     My name is Minamida, I represent     the administration of Tabletop Island. [21:51] Miron     Represent the administration? [21:53] Miron     I see! [21:54] Miron     So your real name is Yamada Seina. [21:57] Miron     Despite being an Earthling, [21:58] Miron     you were permitted to     go out into space, weren't you? [22:03] Minamida     Well, that's correct... [22:06] Minamida     But it would be good if you     could call me Minamida here... [22:09] Miron     Very well, Mr. Minamida. [22:11] Miron     Please marry me. [22:14] Miron     I might not look it, [22:16] Miron     but I can be quite devoted. [22:18] Miron     I'm a virgin. [22:19] Miron     But I am confident about my body. [22:21] Miron     You'll be free to do     whatever you want to it! [22:23] Jovia     Cut the crap! [22:27] Jovia     "Marry me", my ass! [22:31] Jovia     Don't start by talking nonsense, [22:33] Jovia     you horny, blond bimbo! [22:37] Miki     We got another weirdo... [23:11] Mikami     Even when he's on Earth, [23:13] Mikami     Seina-dono's bad luck is a constant, huh? [23:16] Seto     Well, even Seina-dono did ask for a switch. [23:20] Mikami     And? [23:21] Seto     But since it's a private matter, [23:23] Seto     it's not something     for outsiders to butt in really. [23:26] Mikami     What behind it? [23:29] Seto     This girl, she's quite competent. [23:31] Seto     For instance, [23:32] Seto     she requested that a high school be built. [23:35] Mikami     I see. [23:36] Mikami     She realized the reason that representatives     of similar ages were gathered. [23:40] Mikami     But will the others play along nicely? [23:43] Seto     I think that may be something     for Tsukiko-chan. [23:46] Mikami     I see. [23:47] Mikami     It looks like all the players we need     are getting into position. [23:50] Seto     Soon the rest of the     representatives will get there. [23:53] Seto     Then they are going to battle it out, [23:56] Seto     with the four big guilds     in the middle of it. [23:58] Mikami     That means that's all according to plan. [24:01] Mikami     What about Earth though? [24:04] Mikami     Other than the private side. [24:06] Seto     I thought they would try a bit harder, [24:09] Seto     but Seina-dono is so competent... [24:42] Mikami     It can't be helped, huh? [24:44] Mikami     He's got experience, technology,     and an advantageous position. [24:47] Mikami     But even then, he attracts trouble. [24:50] Mizuho     Seto-sama! Mikami-sama! [24:52] Mizuho     I have an urgent message! [25:00] Mikami     He really doesn't betray     our expectations, huh? [25:03] Seto     Indeed, this is how Seina-dono has to be. [25:08] Minamida     What do you mean a civilian from Earth     has requested to move to Tabletop Island?! [25:14] Washu     Apparently, your mother has given an [25:16] Washu     acquaintance of hers a pamphlet     for Tabletop Island. [25:22] Minamida     A pamphlet? But how? [25:25] Washu     A sample for you arrived     at Tsukiko-dono's house, [25:29] Washu     and then Kai-dono took it away. [25:31] Minamida     Kai... [25:32] Washu     Well, it's the mistake of the people who     sent it to you while you were away, [25:36] Washu     so you don't have to worry about that part. [25:38] Minamida     Yeah, but... [25:40] Washu     Anyway, the GP delivery service retrieved     the request form from their house, [25:45] Washu     and apparently the processing is complete. [25:48] Washu     It's too funny. [25:49] Minamida     They don't have to be that capable... [25:52] Washu     It was the same with your case, too. [25:55] Minamida     You're right. [25:57] Minamida     Then we need to immediately     put out an abort directive. [26:00] Washu     Yeah, but there are no issues     with the request form, [26:03] Washu     so we don't have a reason to reject it. [26:06] Minamida     Wha?! [26:07] Minamida     Don't tell me... [26:08] Washu     So, anyway.... [26:10] Washu     That family's kid is already     on the way to Tabletop Island. [26:15] Minamida     Is this really Okay? [26:17] Washu     Funaho-dono and you, Seina-dono. [26:20] Washu     Despite the impossible probability, [26:21] Washu     a path has been opened. [26:23] Washu     Honestly, I have high hopes for that kid. [26:26] Minamida     Hopes? [26:28] Washu     For the future of Earth. [28:13] Minamida     So Dird and the others will be     acting as guides on the island? [28:17] Tsukiko     Yes. [28:18] Tsukiko     It was their suggestion. [28:20] Tsukiko     It's probably to keep each other in check. [28:23] Tsukiko     And, apparently, Miron-san will inform     the people on Earth's side. [28:28] Minamida     Understood. [28:29] Minamida     And for Jovia-san, [28:32] Minamida     he could leak information about the island. [28:34] Tsukiko     He's already been time-frozen     and quarantined. [28:37] Tsukiko     Tsunami-sama took Masaki-sama away, as well. [28:40] Minamida     Thank you so much. [28:46] Minamida     You're Kukoma Sho-kun, right? [28:49] Shou     Uh, yes. [28:51] Shou     So... is Tabletop Island still a long ways? [28:56] Minamida     We're going to take a shortcut,     so it's about one more hour. [29:00] Shou     I... see. [29:06] Shou     I'm fine, thank you. [29:10] Minamida     There's a difference between     a spaceship and a fishing boat, [29:14] Minamida     but I didn't expect that I'd be     the one taking someone somewhere... [29:26] Minamida     Hopes for the future, huh?