# Tenchi Muyo! GXP Paradise Starting
Seina’s epic misadventures are moving from the depths of space to his home on Earth. While he’s made just as many friends as he did enemies on his journey, it’s time to go back to those he loves on his own planet. But he quickly learns that things aren’t the same as they used to be.
# Season 1
# E1 - Back... to my old home? From Renza-
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQZ7VV/back-to-my-old-home-from-renza-)
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**[00:06] Seto**
Now we just have to
disguise this on location.
**[00:11] Washu**
Seina-dono's coming right
back to some trouble.
**[00:16] Mikami**
You're really such a slave driver.
**[00:19] Seto**
There was no choice.
**[00:21] Seto**
Kiriko-dono and the others still
have to wrap things up at Renza.
**[00:25] Mikami**
While the cat's away, or whatever, huh?
**[00:28] Mikami**
Well, I suppose you're the one who has
to deal with the aftermath of that, anyway.
**[00:34] Seto**
It's fine!
**[00:37] Seto**
I'm sure she'll be able to
do something about it!
**[00:40] Seto**
...about it.
**[00:41] Seto**
...about it.
**[00:42] Seto**
...about it.
**[00:43] Seto**
...about it.
**[01:06] Seina**
I'm... really home.
**[01:09] Jovia**
That's amazing!
**[01:12] Jovia**
It's Saturn! Saturn!
**[01:14] Jovia**
I can't believe I'm seeing
the cosmos up close!
**[01:18] Miki**
You did see the archive
material before, didn't you?
**[01:21] Miki**
So why freak out?
**[01:22] Jovia**
Seeing it up close in the flesh
is what makes it special!
**[01:27] Jovia**
Either way...
**[01:29] Jovia**
I can't believe this fantastical
rebirth led to a sci-fi homecoming.
**[01:34] Jovia**
Let's look at Jupiter next, Jupiter!
**[01:37] Nayuta**
Sorry.
**[01:40] Nayuta**
You're out of time.
**[01:41] Jovia**
What?!
**[01:43] Kirche**
There, there.
**[01:44] Kirche**
Now you can come back whenever you like.
**[01:46] Jovia**
That's a terrifying thing
to say so casually...
**[01:50] Seina**
Oh, yeah,
**[01:51] Seina**
my father and the others
also had a similar reaction.
**[01:55] Fuku**
When you got married, right?
**[01:58] Fuku**
They were so surprised when I brought
them to the dark side of the moon.
**[02:02] Seina**
Yes.
**[02:03] Seina**
I changed with them at the house,
**[02:05] Seina**
and it almost felt like we
were going to a place nearby via taxi.
**[02:10] Jovia**
You mean the place where they
finally managed to send three people
**[02:14] Jovia**
after spending trillions
on that government project?
**[02:19] Jovia**
Well, I guess if the furball is there,
**[02:21] Jovia**
it would feel like you're
in your own neighborhood.
**[02:23] Fuku**
I would charge you money, though.
**[02:26] Fuku**
Money, money.
**[02:28] Jovia**
Lately this furball's been harsh with me.
**[02:31] Jovia**
All right, change into your fluffy form!
**[02:34] Jovia**
Today's the day when I pet you all
over so much that you have to surrender!
**[02:38] Jovia**
Wait, furball!
**[02:41] Jovia**
Gotcha!
**[02:44] Jovia**
I got you now.
**[02:46] Jovia**
With this, the furball is under my control!
**[02:48] Miki**
Hey!
**[02:49] Miki**
Stop coming up with weird moves!
**[02:51] Kirche**
I'll switch the controls over, then!
***SIGN*** Episode 1 "Back... to my old home? From Renza-"
**[03:19] Kai**
Oh, my beloved and dearest friend, Seina!
**[03:24] Kai**
It's been a while.
**[03:25] Kai**
You looking a bit older now?
**[03:26] Seina**
You haven't changed a bit, Kai.
**[03:30] Kai**
Take a good look.
**[03:31] Kai**
Haven't I become...
**[03:32] Kai**
handsome?
**[03:35] Jovia**
I want to punch that playboy.
**[03:38] Miki**
Later.
**[03:39] Kai**
But your luck is just as bad as always, huh?
**[03:43] Kai**
Well, I guess that's just
who my best friend is.
**[03:47] Seina**
Well, I guess.
**[03:50] Tenchi**
No matter how much time passes,
**[03:51] Tenchi**
you guys don't change.
**[03:53] Tenchi**
Welcome back, Seina-kun.
**[03:55] Seina**
Tenchi-senpai!
**[03:57] Seina**
And everybody,
**[03:58] Seina**
it's been too long.
**[04:04] Seina**
Wha?
**[04:05] Seina**
Engaged?!
**[04:08] Kai**
That's right!
**[04:09] Kai**
Me here, Masaki Kai,
**[04:11] Kai**
and your sister, Yamada Yoshiko-chan,
**[04:14] Kai**
are officially engaged.
**[04:16] Kai**
Of course, we have your parents' blessing.
**[04:19] Seina**
I-I see.
**[04:20] Seina**
That's, well...
**[04:22] Seina**
Congratulations.
**[04:23] Kai**
So that means...
**[04:26] Kai**
The Yamada family and Masaki family
have concluded their son trade.
**[04:30] Seina**
Son trade?
**[04:32] Kai**
Seina, you married Kiriko-nee,
**[04:35] Kai**
and I got engaged to Yoshiko-chan.
**[04:37] Kai**
So we will swap rooms,
**[04:40] Kai**
and I will become Yamada Kai.
**[04:43] Seina**
Huh?
**[04:44] Kai**
Again.
**[04:46] Kai**
I'm going to move into your house,
**[04:47] Kai**
and you'll live at my house instead.
**[04:50] Kai**
The furniture has already been swapped.
**[04:54] Kai**
Well, put simply:
**[04:56] Kai**
you're not supposed to get close
to the Yamada estate.
**[05:00] Seina**
Are you saying that something
happened to our business?
**[05:09] Kai**
Our Yamada Business's evolution
is Supermarket Yamada,
**[05:11] Kai**
and then the next super evolution
is Hypermarket Yamada,
**[05:15] Kai**
aka Yamada Shopping Center!
**[05:19] [SONG] txt**
Opening soon
**[05:22] Seina**
H-Hey!
**[05:24] Seina**
This is totally different from the plans
that Yoshiko showed me before!
**[05:29] Kai**
That's why it's a super evolution.
**[05:32] Kai**
There've been more
developments since that plan,
**[05:35] Kai**
Brother.
**[05:39] Seina**
Yeah, but even then...
**[05:41] Kai**
The opening will be in half a year,
**[05:43] Kai**
but the Yamada family house has already
been moved to the rooftop of this center.
**[05:47] Seina**
Huh? Wh-Why?
**[05:50] ---**
Yamada
Household
**[05:50] Kai**
The family home happened to be smack in
the middle of the land we were able to buy.
**[05:54] Kai**
Since it would be
in the way during construction,
**[05:56] Kai**
Washu-chan moved it in an instant.
**[05:59] Kai**
The center's going to have local
small businesses as tenants, as well.
**[06:04] Kai**
For the people who knew about
the old Yamada Business and you...
**[06:10] Seina**
I guess that would spell
"don't come home" for me.
**[06:13] Seina**
Well, it's not like I want to
get in the way of the business.
**[06:18] Tenchi**
You're always welcome in the Masaki village.
**[06:21] Tenchi**
Tsukiko-san was hoping you'd come, as well.
**[06:25] Seina**
I hate to be a burden, but I appreciate it.
**[06:28] Tenchi**
One more thing, Seina-kun.
**[06:30] Tenchi**
I have something I'd like
to talk to you about, as well.
**[06:33] Tenchi**
Would now be okay?
**[06:35] Seina**
Sure?
**[06:42] Seina**
R-Rea-san is... from another world?!
**[06:47] Jovia**
Ooh, so you came from another world, too?
**[06:51] Jovia**
Then we're the same.
**[06:52] Seina**
I can hardly believe it.
**[06:55] Washu**
Because Kiyone-dono had concealed it,
**[06:57] Washu**
we only found out right
before Rea-dono's wedding.
**[07:01] Washu**
Well, it was kept under
heavy wraps, but then...
**[07:11] Washu**
If it had been a girl,
**[07:12] Washu**
we could have put things on hold...
**[07:15] Seina**
But... even then...
**[07:18] Washu**
Of course Tenchi-dono
and all the others feel the same way.
**[07:21] Washu**
But Rea-dono has had
a command seal engraved in her,
**[07:25] Washu**
and to make matters worse,
**[07:26] Washu**
it also acts as the central
core of her memory formation.
**[07:30] Seina**
Deactivating it is hard, then?
**[07:32] Washu**
I'm still investigating,
**[07:34] Washu**
but I also had to think of the situation
that I have to send her over there...
**[07:38] Washu**
And so!
**[07:39] Washu**
About the weapon we're giving
to Kenshi-chan to take...
**[07:42] Tenchi**
Kiriko-san's Yomotsuookami.
**[07:44] Tenchi**
When we first wanted to give it Kenshi,
**[07:47] Tenchi**
Rea-san put her veto in for that.
**[07:50] Seina**
Huh?
**[07:51] Seina**
Well, but if that thing were there,
it would certainly be reassuring.
**[07:54] Washu**
Right?
**[07:55] Washu**
Then, you agree, as well!
**[07:57] Seina**
Um...
**[07:59] Seina**
Could it be that the world over there has
as many ancient dragons as we have sparrows?
**[08:05] Tenchi**
The last boss there has
firepower on par with a GP battleship.
**[08:09] Seina**
How overkill can you be?
**[08:12] Seina**
That is absurd.
**[08:15] Washu**
Well, that's the situation,
**[08:17] Washu**
so we're working on training
Kenshi-chan's actual abilities and body.
**[08:21] Washu**
It's all for naught, anyway,
if he doesn't have a base level of fitness,
**[08:25] Washu**
so for the foreseeable future
he's probably going to be running
**[08:28] Washu**
around the fields and mountains
with Ryo-Ohki as a play mate.
**[08:31] Seina**
That sounds like it will be
quite the training, then.
**[08:34] Washu**
The step after that is still
in the planning phase, though.
**[08:38] Seina**
By the way,
**[08:39] Seina**
the main driver behind this plan is...
**[08:41] Washu**
Exactly who you imagined.
**[08:46] Seina**
Then, what's the reason behind
telling me all this beforehand?
**[08:51] Washu**
It's a request for your help in the future.
**[08:54] Washu**
With the way probabilities
act differently with you,
**[08:56] Washu**
you can provide a lot of adaptability
towards unexpected situations.
**[09:00] Washu**
Besides, considering your influence,
**[09:05] Washu**
it would be a pain if we told
you last minute and you disagreed.
**[09:10] Seina**
For now,
**[09:12] Seina**
please pretend I haven't heard
anything, until that time comes.
**[09:19] Seina**
This area hasn't changed at all.
**[09:24] Seina**
But anyway,
**[09:25] Seina**
me staying at Tsukiko-san's
place all by myself?
**[09:29] (Flashback) Washu**
These little ones and
Jovia-dono will be my lab r—
**[09:32] (Flashback) Washu**
I mean, I'll give them a physical exam.
**[09:34] (Flashback) Washu**
I'll reduce Nayuta's functionality
to the lowest possible setting
**[09:37] (Flashback) Washu**
and transfer her personality
to a temporary body.
**[09:41] (Flashback) Seina**
But neither Kiriko-san
nor Kai will be there.
**[09:44] (Flashback) Seina**
I wish I could also come
with you, Tenchi-senpai...
**[09:47] (Flashback) Tenchi**
I do want to have you over,
**[09:49] (Flashback) Tenchi**
but my parents are
in the detached house.
**[09:51] (Flashback) Tenchi**
And if you're in Washu-san's laboratory,
**[09:53] (Flashback) Tenchi**
you might be used as a guinea pig
for some experiment.
**[09:58] (Flashback) Washu**
I don't mind.
**[10:00] (Flashback) Seina**
Oh, then the Kamidake...
**[10:02] (Flashback) Washu**
...just began maintenance a minute ago.
**[10:07] Seina**
I know who set this up,
**[10:10] Seina**
but being told that I have to go tell
Tsukiko-san that I've returned is just...
**[10:15] Seina**
Anyway, nobody's around.
**[10:19] Seina**
Did they all go to some faraway field?
**[10:30] Tsukiko**
Welcome back, Seina-chan.
**[10:32] txt**
Masaki
**[10:32] Seina**
Tsukiko-san, I've returned.
**[10:36] Tsukiko**
I have to look up at you now.
**[10:39] Tsukiko**
You might be even taller than Kiriko.
**[10:42] Seina**
It looks like my growth spurt came late.
**[10:47] Tsukiko**
Come on in.
**[10:49] Tsukiko**
You met Kai already, right?
**[10:51] Seina**
Yes.
**[10:52] Seina**
I heard about my family...
**[10:53] Seina**
and the son trade.
**[10:56] Tsukiko**
That makes it simpler.
**[10:58] Tsukiko**
Then, starting today,
this is your home, Seina-chan.
**[11:06] Seina**
This feels kind of strange, huh?
**[11:10] Seina**
I mean, the furniture I used to use
is in Kai's room.
**[11:15] Tsukiko**
That boy's pretty fired up about
being the heir to the Yamada Business.
**[11:21] Seina**
I was shown the image earlier,
but it's quite big.
**[11:26] Seina**
Well, my mother and Yoshiko are there,
**[11:30] Seina**
so I don't think he'll overdo it...
**[11:34] Tsukiko**
Kiriko told me not to talk about it,
**[11:37] Tsukiko**
but I think it's fine to talk about it now.
**[11:41] Tsukiko**
You realize the salary you get from
the GP is on par with a fleet commander?
**[11:47] Seina**
Yes, roughly.
**[11:50] Seina**
And also that the amount
I send back home is fairly high.
**[11:52] Seina**
But while it might have been
enough for that supermarket,
**[11:55] Seina**
it really couldn't suffice
for that kind of shopping complex...
**[12:01] Tsukiko**
Due to your involvement,
**[12:03] Tsukiko**
the da Rumah Guild was destroyed.
**[12:06] Tsukiko**
And now a similar thing
happened in Renza, right?
**[12:10] Tsukiko**
Have you ever thought about what
the effect of that might be?
**[12:14] Seina**
I heard on the news
that piracy has gone down,
**[12:17] Seina**
and that the distribution
of goods has thrived.
**[12:22] Tsukiko**
It's a notable improvement that
the direct damage caused by them is gone,
**[12:26] Tsukiko**
but what's more significant is that there
are no more disruptions during transport.
**[12:33] Tsukiko**
Naturally, transportation costs
have gone down dramatically,
**[12:36] Tsukiko**
but it's also been possible to save quite
a lot of resources on the guard details.
**[12:40] Tsukiko**
They've begun to redirect those
to developing undeveloped areas.
**[12:49] Tsukiko**
In other words,
**[12:50] Tsukiko**
the funds that were being used to
prevent losses are now being used
**[12:53] Tsukiko**
for a positive thing
called economic development.
**[12:57] Tsukiko**
The general populace won't realize
the change for quite some time,
**[12:59] Tsukiko**
but it's predicted
that in a century or so,
**[13:02] Tsukiko**
a great economic boom will happen.
**[13:06] Tsukiko**
When the same thing happens in Renza,
**[13:08] Tsukiko**
and then on top of that the
exchange between both sides begins,
**[13:11] Tsukiko**
what do you think
the reward for you will be,
**[13:14] Tsukiko**
given that you were the reason
that this came to be?
**[13:17] Seina**
Well, it's not like I did it all on my own.
**[13:20] Tsukiko**
You're not the one to make that assessment.
**[13:24] Tsukiko**
Kamidake's incredible equipment and staff.
**[13:27] Tsukiko**
And the politically motivated marriage.
**[13:30] Tsukiko**
Just from that, you can see what Jurai
and the GP are thinking, right?
**[13:36] Tsukiko**
And even if each reward was minuscule,
**[13:40] Tsukiko**
if Seto-sama's accounting
department lives up to its mocking
**[13:43] Tsukiko**
"Hyena Department" name
and seriously hunts every bit down...
**[13:45] Seina**
You mean Ringo-san's team?
**[13:48] Seina**
That really does sound impressive.
**[13:51] Tsukiko**
Right?
**[13:52] Tsukiko**
That is passing through Masaki village
and is paid out to the Yamada Business.
**[13:57] Tsukiko**
So funds are overabundant.
**[13:59] Seina**
I see.
**[14:01] Seina**
Well, if it's helpful
to my parents, I'm glad,
**[14:07] Seina**
but I hope no one's overdoing it.
**[14:10] Tsukiko**
The main investor and supplier of technology
**[14:13] Tsukiko**
for the economic boom of the future
will be the Galactic Academy.
**[14:18] Tsukiko**
The ones who have the most powerful
voices are Jurai and Seniwa.
**[14:23] Tsukiko**
Seina-chan, you have the right
to establish a royal Jurai household,
**[14:26] Tsukiko**
are part of the GP, and the
central figure of all this to boot.
**[14:31] Seina**
This is going beyond my imagination already.
**[14:34] Tsukiko**
Anyway, please just understand
that there are no problems for now.
**[14:38] Tsukiko**
I'm going to start preparing dinner,
**[14:40] Tsukiko**
so why don't you go take a bath?
**[14:43] Seina**
Uh, sure.
**[14:47] Seina**
Maybe I am overthinking it?
**[14:50] Seina**
Tsukiko-san seems to be
the same as when I was a kid...
**[14:54] Seina**
Though, I don't think everything
can remain the way it used to be...
**[15:02] Seina**
I'm sorry I didn't help at all.
**[15:04] Tsukiko**
That's fine!
**[15:07] Tsukiko**
You can dig in.
**[15:09] Seina**
Thank you!
**[15:15] Seina**
Ah, this is your signature taste.
**[15:19] Seina**
Since I couldn't be at the store,
**[15:21] Seina**
I always did get invited to eat here.
**[15:25] Seina**
I've been wanting to eat this for so long.
**[15:27] Tsukiko**
Really?
**[15:28] Tsukiko**
Then, eat all you want.
**[15:30] Seina**
Yes.
**[15:39] Seina**
Thank you for the food.
**[15:42] Seina**
Please allow me to clean up, at least.
**[15:45] Seina**
I would feel uncomfortable
not doing anything at all.
**[15:48] Tsukiko**
All right, then. I'll go take
a bath in the meantime.
**[15:51] Seina**
Yes, please enjoy.
**[16:02] Seina**
I did come home, huh?
**[16:04] Tsukiko**
What's the matter?
**[16:11] Seina**
Well, uh...
**[16:13] Seina**
The other houses are dark.
**[16:16] Seina**
Did something happen?
**[16:18] Tsukiko**
Yes, everybody is staying in town today.
**[16:21] Tsukiko**
There's the preparation for the Yamada store
and all sorts of other things to help with.
**[16:26] Seina**
I see.
**[16:28] Tsukiko**
The Masaki village has also invested,
**[16:30] Tsukiko**
and besides, this is a family matter.
**[16:33] Tsukiko**
Not to mention,
**[16:34] Tsukiko**
this is preparation for the future.
**[16:37] Seina**
Preparation?
**[16:38] Tsukiko**
In order to conceal
the identity of the village,
**[16:40] Tsukiko**
we're going to close the road and
completely cut it off from the outside.
**[16:44] Seina**
Huh? But...
**[16:45] Tsukiko**
The road was already a private road,
**[16:48] Tsukiko**
and through traffic can use the bypass,
so there's no harm there.
**[16:51] Tsukiko**
But if we are completely cut off,
**[16:54] Tsukiko**
people might make all sorts of assumptions.
**[16:57] Tsukiko**
However, if people know who lives here,
**[17:01] Tsukiko**
and what we do, that can be avoided.
**[17:04] Tsukiko**
If we use the fact
that Tenchi-chan's carrots are
**[17:06] Tsukiko**
an established brand through
the Yamada Business,
**[17:08] Tsukiko**
we can declare that the entire village
is a large scale experimental farm.
**[17:13] Tsukiko**
That should suffice as a reason
to not allow any outsiders in, right?
**[17:16] Seina**
If the reason and the result
of the isolation are tangible,
**[17:22] Seina**
people won't resort to coming up
with weird rumors, huh?
**[17:25] Tsukiko**
Besides, if people hear that
you're living in the Masaki village,
**[17:29] Tsukiko**
nobody would want to approach it anyway.
**[17:33] Seina**
I didn't expect to be useful in that way.
**[17:36] Tsukiko**
It'll be perfect if you go into town
occasionally to solidify the rumors.
**[17:41] Seina**
I feel like I've become a dragon
or some other high-ranking monster.
**[17:46] Tsukiko**
Right!
**[17:47] Tsukiko**
Kiriko told me!
**[17:49] Tsukiko**
You learned how to use magic over there?!
**[17:52] Seina**
Yes, sort of.
**[17:54] Seina**
Oh, right,
**[17:55] Seina**
you also like fantasy
novels just like Kiriko-san.
**[18:00] Tsukiko**
That's why I was so jealous
when I heard you can use magic.
**[18:04] Tsukiko**
Kiriko kept bragging
about it all the time, too!
**[18:07] Seina**
But with the space tech we have,
**[18:09] Seina**
it's basically not needed.
**[18:11] Tsukiko**
It's good because it's magic!
**[18:14] Tsukiko**
So, do you say an incantation?
**[18:17] Tsukiko**
How did you learn how to use it?
**[18:20] Seina**
W-Well...
**[18:22] Tsukiko**
I see.
**[18:24] Tsukiko**
So to use magic,
**[18:26] Tsukiko**
you need to grow a
"magic element organ" in your body.
**[18:30] Seina**
Yes.
**[18:31] Seina**
We have a magic element unit in the Kamidake
which can recreate the environment over there,
**[18:36] Seina**
so you just need to live there for a while.
**[18:38] Tsukiko**
Really?
**[18:40] Seina**
Yes,
**[18:41] Seina**
but it takes some time for the magic
element organ to form and stabilize.
**[18:47] Tsukiko**
Oh, it's that late already?
**[18:54] Seina**
Um, this is...
**[18:56] Tsukiko**
Remember how we all used to
sleep in the same room like this?
**[18:59] Tsukiko**
I'd like to hear more about magic anyway,
**[19:03] Tsukiko**
and Kiriko asked me to.
**[19:06] Seina**
Huh?
**[19:07] Seina**
She asked you to what?
**[19:10] Tsukiko**
To not let you be alone...
**[19:15] Seina**
Ah, I understand.
**[19:18] Tsukiko**
The problem is that
the other girls think it's fun.
**[19:23] Seina**
I really feel bad that that's
always causing Kiriko-san grief.
**[19:29] Tsukiko**
Hmph!
**[19:30] Tsukiko**
If you hadn't gone to space,
**[19:32] Tsukiko**
that would have been my grief.
**[19:35] Tsukiko**
What do you think would have happened
if you hadn't gone to space?
**[19:42] Seina**
Realistically speaking,
**[19:43] Seina**
the non-compulsory high school
would have been hard here.
**[19:47] Seina**
So probably remote
high school and university.
**[19:51] Tsukiko**
Then employment.
**[19:55] Seina**
But I'm not allowed to
help my family's business...
**[19:58] Tsukiko**
Then your place would be the Masaki village.
**[20:02] Tsukiko**
And of course you'd live here.
**[20:05] Seina**
Y-You're right.
**[20:07] Seina**
That could be a choice.
**[20:09] Tsukiko**
There would be no other choice.
**[20:11] Seina**
Yes, but...
**[20:13] Tsukiko**
Don't worry about it.
**[20:15] Tsukiko**
We had reached an agreement
with your parents,
**[20:17] Tsukiko**
and taking you in is in accordance
to the collective will of the Masakis.
**[20:21] Seina**
What?!
**[20:21] Seina**
When did this happen?
**[20:23] Tsukiko**
It was honestly a severe
problem for your parents.
**[20:30] Seina**
I did see that my parents
were really struggling because of me.
**[20:34] Tsukiko**
By now we can joke about it,
**[20:37] Tsukiko**
but it truly was
heartbreaking to see it then.
**[20:40] Tsukiko**
Day in and day out,
they were haunted by misfortune
**[20:42] Tsukiko**
and had given up on the future.
**[20:44] Tsukiko**
There were people in town
who sympathized with your parents.
**[20:48] Tsukiko**
But as they themselves became affected,
**[20:50] Tsukiko**
they all began to distance themselves.
**[20:53] Seina**
That's what usually happens.
**[20:56] Seina**
I can't blame them
considering what I caused.
**[21:02] Tsukiko**
You know by now, don't you?
**[21:04] Tsukiko**
What people think about when they have
been isolated and driven into a corner.
**[21:13] Seina**
I am truly grateful
for the people of the Masaki village.
**[21:18] Tsukiko**
The people in the village did have knowledge
on how to deal with skewed probabilities,
**[21:22] Tsukiko**
and they didn't just pity you,
but they truly liked you.
**[21:25] txt**
Seina-chan's Future Consideration Meeting
- Masaki Village Women's Association
**[21:26] Tsukiko**
That's where a concrete suggestion
for your future came from, as well.
**[21:30] Tsukiko**
We reached a consensus before
the first year of knowing you had concluded.
**[21:34] Seina**
That soon?!
**[21:37] Tsukiko**
It's as I said.
**[21:39] Tsukiko**
Essentially, there was no choice to make.
**[21:43] Seina**
That's... true.
**[21:45] Tsukiko**
So if you had continued
to live in this house...
**[21:49] Tsukiko**
What do you think would have happened...
**[21:51] Tsukiko**
next?
**[21:53] Seina**
W-Well, then...
**[21:56] Seina**
I wouldn't know anything about space and...
**[21:59] Tsukiko**
The people from the village were so fired up...
**[22:01] Tsukiko**
They wanted you to have your coming
of age ceremony together with Tenchi-chan.
**[22:08] Tsukiko**
Kiyone-sama, especially, was so excited.
**[22:10] Seina**
My image of Kiyone-obachan is drifting
in a weirder and weirder direction...
**[22:15] Tsukiko**
Now a question:
**[22:17] Tsukiko**
Kiriko was already in space,
**[22:19] Tsukiko**
Kai would soon follow.
**[22:21] Tsukiko**
What would have happened between you and me?
**[22:27] Seina**
A-Are you teasing me?
**[22:30] Tsukiko**
I'm still ready, you know?
**[22:32] Seina**
Uh, well, but, you see,
**[22:34] Seina**
as long as we're on Earth,
**[22:36] Seina**
there's a bunch of social
conventions and things...
**[22:37] Tsukiko**
Either way,
**[22:38] Tsukiko**
Seto-sama told me to do this.
**[22:41] Seina**
* Ugh, there was a person*
* who crushes social conventions.*
**[22:45] Tsukiko**
Guard dog Tsukiko instead
of guard dog Kiriko.
**[22:48] Tsukiko**
Going forward, a multitude of guard dogs
**[22:52] Seina**
will be dispatched to
guard you from all sides.
**[22:56] Tsukiko**
In that regard,
**[22:58] Tsukiko**
there are already quite a few people...
**[23:01] Tsukiko**
And people still get through somehow,
so it's a natural precaution.
**[23:07] Tsukiko**
I believe you had plenty
of discussions with Kiriko
**[23:11] Tsukiko**
and the others about what your station is,
and what kind of person you are.
**[23:14] Seina**
I have no excuse...
**[23:17] Seina**
But I still can't help but
consider other people's feelings.
**[23:21] Tsukiko**
Does it make you want to cast everything
aside and run away into space?
**[23:25] Seina**
I would be lying if I said
I hadn't thought about it.
**[23:28] Seina**
But...
**[23:31] Seina**
I don't want to to betray someone
when they said they needed me,
**[23:35] Seina**
despite how I am.
**[23:40] Tsukiko**
Then, there's only one conclusion.
**[23:44] Seina**
Is... that... so?
**[23:47] Tsukiko**
At least, that's what I wish for.
**[23:51] Tsukiko**
It was fated to happen
ever since we said we'd take you in.
**[24:01] Tsukiko**
Well, I won't insist it happens right away.
**[24:03] Tsukiko**
Kiriko did take you away once already.
**[24:06] Tsukiko**
If it bothers you,
**[24:07] Tsukiko**
we can sleep separately for now.
**[24:09] Seina**
I'm sorry.
**[24:11] Tsukiko**
Don't apologize.
**[24:13] Tsukiko**
I'm already happy that a day has come
where we can talk about this.
**[24:34] Seina**
It's not like I overslept,
**[24:37] Seina**
but I made Tsukiko-san take
care of breakfast again.
**[24:43] Seina**
Good morning, Tsukiko-sa...
**[24:46] Seto**
Good morning, Seina-dono.
**[24:50] Jovia**
You had fun last night, huh?
**[24:54] Jovia**
Ow! Ow!
**[24:55] Jovia**
My skull will crack!
**[24:57] Jovia**
I'll die and be reincarnated again!
**[25:00] Jovia**
I really wanted to say it!
**[25:02] Jovia**
You basically never get
a chance to say that line!
**[25:07] Tsukiko**
Then you have no regrets in life, huh?
**[25:10] Jovia**
No, no!
**[25:11] Jovia**
I haven't eaten yet!
**[25:13] Jovia**
I can't die before I have eaten
the Japanese breakfast that I dreamed of!
**[25:20] Jovia**
Well then,
**[25:21] Jovia**
I'm going to go fully enjoy my
long-awaited return to my home!
**[25:26] Seto**
Don't cause any trouble
by cutting too loose.
**[25:29] Tsukiko**
Please don't get arrested by the police.
**[25:33] Washu**
Maybe you'll have another accident
and be reborn into yet another world.
**[25:37] Mikami**
Don't eat food off the ground.
**[25:39] Jovia**
I know, I know!
**[25:41] Jovia**
I'm off, then!
**[25:44] Seto**
She's such a restless kid.
**[25:47] Seto**
Is she just too excited
about this miraculous return home?
**[25:50] Seina**
No, she was always like that over there, too.
**[25:53] All**
Oh...
**[25:56] Seina**
You're going to have the remainders
of the pirate groups fight on Earth?
**[26:00] Mikami**
Yes.
**[26:02] Mikami**
Thanks to you, the da Rumah
Guild was destroyed,
**[26:05] Mikami**
and many of its members went to Varta.
**[26:07] Mikami**
Most of the others were
absorbed as ordinary citizens.
**[26:12] Seto**
But while it's a small fraction,
**[26:13] Seto**
there are some who are refusing
to be affiliated with any place.
**[26:16] Mikami**
While it's a small fraction,
the organization was gigantic.
**[26:20] Seina**
But why Earth?
**[26:21] Washu**
At present, Earth is a planet
with an early stage civilization,
**[26:25] Washu**
but with the first Jurai
empress Funaho-sama,
**[26:27] Washu**
Tenchi-dono, and you, Seina-dono,
**[26:30] Washu**
it has quite a special situation.
**[26:32] Washu**
Well, put bluntly,
**[26:34] Washu**
if we just go by the combat force on Earth,
**[26:36] Washu**
it could go up against Jurai or Seniwa.
**[26:41] Seto**
For now, it's being treated
as a sanctuary by Jurai,
**[26:43] Seto**
but when it does get incorporated
into Jurai in the future,
**[26:47] Seto**
the power balance is going to obliterated.
**[26:50] Seto**
Even now,
**[26:51] Seto**
the royal family's ships have all
sorts of restraints put on them.
**[26:55] Mikami**
That's why the idea is to have
Earth be its own independent nation.
**[26:59] Mikami**
Including the remnants of the pirates.
**[27:01] Seina**
Will the pirates agree to that?
**[27:04] Seto**
They realize that they missed their chance
to flee, so they're feeling the heat.
**[27:08] Seto**
But since it's a gathering
of a bunch of different guilds,
**[27:11] Seto**
they need to settle their
own internal rankings
**[27:13] Seto**
before they can be
consolidated into a nation.
**[27:16] Seina**
So they'll fight each other on Earth?
**[27:18] Washu**
Of course, we can't let them have a
battle that would burn up their people,
**[27:23] Washu**
and if it escalated into an all-out war,
it would be the opposite of what we want.
**[27:27] Washu**
That's why it's going to be decided
with small battles between representatives.
**[27:31] Seto**
On Earth, they'd be completely isolated,
**[27:33] Seto**
any unnecessary interference
from the outside can be blocked,
**[27:36] Seto**
and surveillance and rules can be thorough.
**[27:38] Seto**
No matter what the parameters are,
**[27:41] Seto**
for the pirates, establishing
a hierarchy is what matters.
**[27:45] Seina**
But where exactly would
that battle take place?
**[27:48] Seina**
The royal ships are out,
**[27:50] Seina**
so what could work
is inside Kamidake's subspace...
**[27:54] Mikami**
Even though it's a limited number of people,
**[27:56] Mikami**
in total it's still a big group.
**[27:59] Mikami**
And at present,
**[28:00] Mikami**
we cannot authorize their entry into
a place that's classified as top secret.
**[28:05] Seina**
Besides, Earth is
an early stage civilization.
**[28:08] Seto**
That's why we're building it.
**[28:11] Seto**
In a place where nobody
can see it or interfere.
**[28:15] Seina**
Building?
**[28:17] Seto**
Yes. In the middle of a remote ocean.
**[28:22] Seto**
A new island, "Tabletop Island."
**[28:26] Seina**
Tabletop Island?
***SIGN*** Tenchi Muyo!
GXP Paradise Starting
# E2 - Cheerful Farm Village Life
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G2XU0DG2N/cheerful-farm-village-life)
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**[00:03] [SONG] sign**
Masaki
**[00:16] driver**
Tsukiko-chan.
**[00:18] Tsukiko**
Oh, good morning.
**[00:20] Driver**
Yesternight was fun, eh?
**[00:25] Akie**
Has Seina-chan changed much?
**[00:27] Tsukiko**
Yes, he's grown quite tall
and seems more mature.
**[00:31] Akie**
I see.
**[00:32] Akie**
Well, we'll have a welcoming party at noon,
**[00:35] Akie**
so we're all looking forward to that.
**[00:48] Fuku**
Tsukiko!
**[00:51] Tsukiko**
Welcome home, Fuku-chan.
**[00:59] Tsukiko**
And everyone else too,
things were probably not so easy.
**[01:02] Tsukiko**
Welcome home, Miki-chan.
**[01:06] Miki**
I'm back, mother.
**[01:09] Tsukiko**
You all look good though.
**[01:11] Tsukiko**
Are you maybe Nayuta-chan?
**[01:14] Nayuta**
It's nice to meet you, Tsukiko-sama.
**[01:17] Tsukiko**
Please don't be so formal.
**[01:20] Tsukiko**
Anyway, you're totally different
than the previous NB.
**[01:24] Miki**
That was because that was a perverted NB
that Airi-san used for her peeping,
**[01:28] Miki**
after Ayane-san uploaded
some weird character software.
**[01:32] Miki**
Well, if anything, she's a bit closer
to Washu-san's personality.
**[01:36] Tsukiko**
Oh is that so?
**[01:38] Tsukiko**
Well,
**[01:39] Tsukiko**
I'm used to being assaulted by Seto-sama
and Jovia at the crack of dawn,
**[01:42] Tsukiko**
so I won't get startled
unless it's something major.
**[01:45] Nayuta**
Should I have a more severe
personality to stand out?
**[01:50] Miki**
It's severe enough that you're
following around Seina-kun.
**[01:54] Kirche**
For Seina-san's mental stability,
**[01:57] Kirche**
it would be best
if you remain more normal...
**[02:00] Miki**
The fact that an install type NB
has astral is already not normal,
**[02:04] Miki**
but that should be fine.
**[02:07] Nayuta**
There's one more, namely ZINV-chan.
**[02:10] Tsukiko**
Seina-chan's humanoid robot?
**[02:13] Miki**
I guess bringing her down
to earth might actually be too much.
**[02:16] Miki**
Let's have Seina-kun make
the call on that one.
**[02:19] Fuku**
Hey Tsukiko,
**[02:22] Fuku**
is Seina still talking
to mom and the others?
**[02:25] Tsukiko**
Let's see, why don't we take a peek?
**[04:00] Fuku**
Seina! Seina!
**[04:03] Seina**
Were you being good at senpai's?
**[04:06] Fuku**
Yes!
**[04:06] Fuku**
I played lots and lots with
Ryo-Ohki-oneechan and Kenshi-chan!
**[04:11] Miki**
Meanwhile we were just being forced
to be Mihoshi-san's playthings.
**[04:15] Tsukiko**
I mean Ryo-chan in her
cabbit form is brutally cute.
**[04:20] Tsukiko**
If there are a bunch of those lined up...
**[04:22] Tsukiko**
not getting excited is impossible.
**[04:25] Kirche**
Well, the level of excitement was just...
**[04:29] Kirche**
When we were coming here too,
**[04:30] Kirche**
Mihoshi-san was bawling like mad.
**[04:33] Seina**
Well, based on my experience,
**[04:36] Seina**
there's no choice but to release
some pressure periodically.
**[04:39] Miki**
Noike-san also asked us
to come by as much as possible.
**[04:45] Tsukiko**
Compared to before you left,
**[04:47] Tsukiko**
you really seem to have grown
more comfortable in your skin.
**[04:50] Seina**
Huh?
**[04:51] Tsukiko**
Seina-chan, you're still nervous
when you're with me, right?
**[04:54] Seina**
W-well...
**[04:57] Tsukiko**
It makes me a bit jealous.
**[05:01] D**
A bunch of things
are difficult around this age.
**[05:05] Miki**
I mean even if it's just Kiriko-san
and the others, the pressure is quite high.
**[05:10] Miki**
It'll probably take some time
to get used to that sort of thing.
**[05:14] Tsukiko**
By the way,
**[05:15] Tsukiko**
Miki-chan, what are your guys'
plans while you stay here?
**[05:19] Tsukiko**
If it's just beds,
**[05:20] Tsukiko**
I think we can make arrangements here,
**[05:22] Tsukiko**
but once Kiriko and the others arrive...
**[05:25] Miki**
I guess the final arrangements can wait
until everybody is back?
**[05:30] Tsukiko**
You're right, we don't
have to settle that now.
**[05:33] Miki**
With Seina-kun's spirit thread line
a return is possible at any time,
**[05:37] Miki**
but until the problem over
there isn't somewhat settled,
**[05:40] Miki**
we can't make any hasty moves.
**[05:44] Tsukiko**
Spirit thread line, is that magic?
**[05:47] Seina**
Yes. According to Washu-san,
**[05:49] Seina**
it's something that happens
when you use magic
**[05:51] Seina**
in a certain type of elevated hyperspace.
**[05:54] Seina**
What Miki-senpai mentioned
is a long distances
**[05:57] Seina**
transport that connects two fixed points.
**[06:01] Seina**
When the magic user
is controlling the spell,
**[06:03] Seina**
a line connects the user and the spell
with a line that normal people can't see.
**[06:08] Tsukiko**
So it's like a wired remote control.
**[06:11] Tsukiko**
But long far can that reach?
**[06:14] Seina**
In theory there is no limit.
**[06:16] Seina**
However,
**[06:16] Seina**
even though travel inside
the line is instantaneous,
**[06:19] Seina**
the movement of the points
themselves is quite slow.
**[06:22] Tsukiko**
But since there's already a point here,
**[06:25] Tsukiko**
coming back here is theoretically
possible any time, right?
**[06:28] Seina**
Yes, but bouncing back
and forth between here and there's...
**[06:33] Tsukiko**
You're right.
**[06:34] Tsukiko**
There are also Seto-sama's orders,
**[06:37] Tsukiko**
so it's best to wait until
everyone's got some room to breathe.
***SIGN*** Episode 2 Cheerful Farm Village Life
**[06:50] People**
Seina-chan,
***SIGN*** Masaki Assembly Hall
**[06:51] People**
congratulations for your safe return!
**[06:53] txt**
Celebration for Seina-kun's Safe Return
**[06:53] All**
Congratulations!
**[06:54] txt**
Celebration for Seina-kun's Safe Return
**[07:01] Akie**
I had heard about it,
**[07:04] Akie**
but you're really an adult now.
**[07:08] Seina**
My body got bigger,
**[07:10] Seina**
but I'm still the same on the inside.
**[07:12] Akie**
Being able to say things like
that means you're an adult.
**[07:18] Seina**
I'm really grateful that you
organized this celebration for me,
**[07:22] Seina**
but with Kiriko-san and
the others still being over there...
**[07:27] Akie**
I know what you mean.
**[07:28] Akie**
Once things settle down a bit,
they should get out of there already.
**[07:32] Akie**
Makes things easier for those
who have to clean up after them.
**[07:37] Seina**
You're right.
**[07:39] Seina**
When I'm around,
it just piles on extra burdens.
**[07:43] VillA**
Yes,
**[07:44] VillA**
but even on your way home you got loaded
with work by Seto-sama.
**[07:48] VillB**
But in the end,
**[07:48] VillB**
it's so typical of Seina-chan to
attract burdens no matter where he goes.
**[07:54] VillC**
Speaking of burdens,
**[07:55] VillC**
I heard you picked up an interesting girl?
**[07:59] Tsukiko**
At her age, calling her
girl would be incorrect.
**[08:06] Tsukiko**
She barged in with Seto-sama in the morning,
**[08:08] Tsukiko**
scarfed down three bowls of rice,
and then charged out again.
**[08:11] Tsukiko**
She will be back in a few days,
**[08:13] Tsukiko**
so please feel free
to make her your toy then.
**[08:16] Akie**
Tsukiko-chan is
uncharacteristically irritated.
**[08:20] Akie**
Well, if it's someone Seto-sama likes,
**[08:22] Akie**
I can already imagine it,
**[08:24] Akie**
but what's she like?
**[08:28] Seina**
She'll probably get along with Airi-sama.
**[08:31] Akie**
Looks like the village will get livelier.
**[08:34] Akie**
Well, we'll have fun with that girl later.
**[08:39] Akie**
First we have to decide what your lives
here in the village will look like.
**[08:47] Akie**
I think you've already heard it
from Tsukiko-chan,
**[08:53] Akie**
but it's been decided to seal off the
village and cut off external traffic.
**[08:58] Akie**
Of course, there are a few people
from earth in the village as well,
**[09:02] Akie**
like Kasumi-chan's husband.
**[09:04] Akie**
Masaki Shrine will be also still
be getting regular visitors as well,
**[09:08] Akie**
so it's not a complete isolation.
**[09:12] Seina**
I heard of plans to build
some sort of experimental farm?
**[09:16] Akie**
Yes, the plan is to make it
Yamada Business's flagship product.
**[09:21] Akie**
And if we make the reason for your return
that your company transferred you,
**[09:26] Akie**
it'll probably look decent for you.
**[09:29] Seina**
At this point,
**[09:30] Seina**
I don't really care what
people think about me,
**[09:33] Seina**
but for the Masaki Village...
**[09:35] Akie**
"At this point" right back at you.
**[09:38] Miki**
The matter of skewed probabilities should
be no issue if we're with you, right?
**[09:43] Seina**
Well, that's true.
**[09:47] Akie**
Seina-chan,
**[09:47] Akie**
your family actually wants Miki-chan
and the other girls to help with the store.
**[09:55] txt**
Supermarket Yamada
**[09:55] Akie**
Last time, Amane-san
and the others were really popular.
**[09:59] Miki**
What about Kiriko-san and the others then?
**[10:02] Akie**
The store's getting quite big,
**[10:04] Akie**
so we need all the help we can get.
**[10:07] Akie**
Well, that's still in the future.
**[10:10] Akie**
First, we should talk about
where you guys will stay.
**[10:14] Seina**
We talked about that a bit earlier.
**[10:16] Seina**
For now,
**[10:18] Seina**
we were thinking that we'd all stay
at Tsukiko-san's house.
**[10:20] Miki**
To be honest,
**[10:22] Miki**
we won't need that much space anyway.
**[10:24] Miki**
And we have the Kamidake
for our personal belongings.
**[10:28] Akie**
Like I said, while it's not many,
there are a few normal people in the village.
**[10:33] Akie**
So we do need to have some
sort of plausible explanation.
**[10:36] Akie**
Kids would be no issue,
**[10:38] Akie**
but five adult women is a different story.
**[10:42] Akie**
And if we consider the village's customs,
**[10:45] Akie**
Kiriko-chan will be a member
of the main Masaki house,
**[10:48] Akie**
while Seina-chan is in the position
to start a new royal family.
**[10:52] Tsukiko**
So you're saying that staying
in Masaki Village itself
**[10:56] Tsukiko**
is a problem if we consider their standing.
**[10:59] Akie**
Actually,
**[11:00] Akie**
when it was decided
that you would come home,
**[11:03] Akie**
Katsuhito-sama brought up the idea that you
could build a house new Tenchi-chan's house.
**[11:10] Seina**
Near senpai's house?
**[11:13] Akie**
Well, that would make
keeping secrets easier,
**[11:16] Akie**
so it's basically decided.
**[11:19] Akie**
Of course, none of the details
have been worked out yet.
**[11:22] Akie**
I mean it'll be either Katsuhito-sama or
**[11:25] Akie**
Nobu-chan who will
actually settle this with you.
**[11:29] Seina**
I understand,
**[11:31] Seina**
sorry for causing so much trouble.
**[11:33] Akie**
That's enough complicated stuff for now.
**[11:36] Akie**
Why don't you tell us about all the things
that happened over there now?
**[11:42] Seina**
S-sure.
**[11:45] txt**
Asking Seina-chan Questions Party
**[11:54] Akie**
Tsukiko-chan.
**[11:55] Akie**
At this point,
**[11:56] Akie**
don't you think you there's no need to hold
back for Kiriko-chan's sake anymore?
**[12:01] Tsukiko**
What do you mean by hold back?
**[12:03] Akie**
I don't know what kind of girls Seto-sama
**[12:05] Akie**
is going to marry into
the family in the future.
**[12:08] Akie**
But we all think that the only one
who truly understands Seina-chan is you.
**[12:15] Tsukiko**
In the past that might have been true,
**[12:17] Tsukiko**
but Kiriko- has developed quite a lot.
**[12:20] Tsukiko**
Besides, she has had a lot more contact
with him since he went to space.
**[12:23] Akie**
Kiriko-chan has her duties
as the first wife, and as Jurai royalty.
**[12:29] Akie**
The current situation is
a perfect example for this.
**[12:31] Tsukiko**
That is... true.
**[12:34] Akie**
Kiriko-chan and the others are official,
**[12:36] Akie**
but for someone in Seina-chan's position,
**[12:39] Akie**
he'll definitely need consorts too.
**[12:43] Akie**
Considering that they're traveling
with Seina-chan right now...
**[12:46] Tsukiko**
But those girls have not fulfilled
the requirements to be consorts.
**[12:51] Akie**
Of course, people
to assist will be dispatched.
**[12:57] Akie**
Still, people who know Seina-chan well
and can fill any gaps will be necessary.
**[13:04] Akie**
That's the theoretical part of it at least.
**[13:09] Akie**
So, how was it last night?
**[13:12] Akie**
I honestly won't buy "we slept separately,
**[13:15] Akie**
nothing happened at all".
**[13:18] Tsukiko**
W-well...
**[13:19] Akie**
So you don't deny it.
**[13:22] Akie**
I've known you since you were born.
**[13:24] Akie**
I can read you like a book.
**[13:28] Akie**
I understand that you
are holding back for Kiriko-chan,
**[13:32] Akie**
I worry that you'll lose your chance
to get in if you wait too long.
**[13:36] Akie**
Or, is, it...
**[13:39] Akie**
that you still see him as the little boy?
**[13:45] Akie**
I personally think he's
gotten quite handsome
**[13:47] Akie**
in the little time we didn't see him.
**[13:50] Tsukiko**
His hands... are bigger than mine now...
**[13:55] Akie**
Well, I suppose it's all fine then.
**[14:04] Tsukiko**
I think that looks quite good.
**[14:06] Miki**
Nobody can see this spot from the outside,
**[14:09] Miki**
so there's no fear that someone
will see the transformations.
**[14:12] Tsukiko**
Right,
**[14:13] Tsukiko**
it would be a bother if this was found
**[14:15] Tsukiko**
by the kids who haven't gone through
the ceremony of maturity yet.
**[14:17] Tsukiko**
Feel free to use this to craft alibis
while you're staying in Masaki Village.
**[14:22] Seina**
Now that you mention that,
**[14:24] Seina**
the area near senpai's house is ideal.
**[14:26] Tsukiko**
Either way,
**[14:28] Tsukiko**
being able to turn into
a cat must be so nice.
**[14:31] Tsukiko**
I mean you can fully stretch
out in a box this size.
**[14:34] Miki**
You're right, it does feel quite luxurious.
**[14:37] Miki**
Our body is incredibly limber,
**[14:40] Miki**
and your physical abilities
are through the roof.
**[14:43] Kirche**
I catch myself lazing
about in cabbit form all the time.
**[14:47] D**
Cabbit, best.
**[14:49] Miki**
I guess D's the one who enjoys
that form the most.
**[14:53] Miki**
But if you leave her be, she does get close
to becoming decoration for real...
**[15:02] Fuku**
Tsukiko, Tsukiko!
**[15:04] Fuku**
I am happy that I was able to turn human
because then I can talk to Seina and stuff!
**[15:11] Tsukiko**
Right. Because you started out
as a cabbit, right Fuku-chan?
**[15:15] Tsukiko**
Well, I think it's time
for baths and dinner.
**[15:18] Tsukiko**
Is everyone okay with Japanese food?
**[15:22] Tsukiko**
Is there anything you can't eat?
**[15:24] Miki**
Kiriko-san has introduced us to the basics,
**[15:27] Miki**
so there shouldn't be a problem.
**[15:29] Miki**
We're used to rice and miso soup,
**[15:31] Miki**
natto is fine too.
**[15:35] D**
Curry, best.
**[15:37] Miki**
Surprisingly,
**[15:38] Miki**
D was the one fine with generally
all Japanese food from the beginning.
**[15:42] Tsukiko**
Now that I think about it,
**[15:44] Tsukiko**
I remember hearing
that in the great prehistoric era,
**[15:47] Tsukiko**
there was a parallel earth on the
world where D's original lived.
**[15:50] Tsukiko**
Was there Japanese food there too?
**[15:52] Kirche**
Apparently it was quite
similar to this world.
**[15:56] Kirche**
It even had people that similar to us...
**[15:59] D**
Mitsuki.
**[16:01] D**
Mitsuki.
**[16:03] D**
Yayoi.
**[16:05] Kirche**
Apparently there's a link to the astral sea,
**[16:08] Kirche**
and Kiriko-san's Japanese
food felt strangely nostalgic.
**[16:12] Miki**
Kiriko was quite surprised
how quickly everybody got used it.
**[16:16] D**
Curry, best.
**[16:18] Tsukiko**
Then let's make curry tonight.
**[16:53] Seina**
I'll keep an eye on this.
**[16:55] Tsukiko**
Shall we go take a bath then?
**[16:56] Fuku**
Yeah!
**[17:24] all**
Thanks for the food!
**[17:35] Tsukiko**
I made it with the ingredients
from the village,
**[17:38] Tsukiko**
how do you like it?
**[17:42] D**
Normal curry, tasty, I like.
**[17:46] Miki**
D prefers home cooking to fancy stuff,
**[17:52] Miki**
so Kiriko-san scoffed
that it's "not worth cooking for her".
**[17:55] Miki**
I like both though.
**[17:58] Kirche**
I like it when it's not too spicy,
**[18:01] Kirche**
so this is just right.
**[18:02] Fuku**
I like the chunks of carrot!
**[18:06] Nayuta**
I am linked with Seina-san's memories, so...
**[18:10] Seina**
Could I have another helping please?
**[18:23] Fuku**
So Tsukiko, are you going to
become Seina's wife too?
**[18:29] Tsukiko**
How come you're asking?
**[18:32] Fuku**
Mom was talking about it with the others.
**[18:34] Tsukiko**
I see.
**[18:35] Tsukiko**
Not immediately,
**[18:37] Tsukiko**
but in the future that will probably happen.
**[18:41] Tsukiko**
But are you guys fine with that?
**[18:44] Miki**
Well,
**[18:45] Miki**
we've all talked about this
kind of subject again and again.
**[18:49] Miki**
In the end,
**[18:50] Miki**
if you want to be
in a relationship with Seina-kun,
**[18:54] Miki**
you need to be prepared to deal
with his special trait.
**[18:58] Miki**
Mother, you probably know this well,
**[19:01] Miki**
but dealing with that trait,
**[19:04] Miki**
and supporting him with just one
person is absolutely impossible.
**[19:10] Miki**
After the federation it is Renza.
**[19:12] Miki**
The scale of things that Seina-kun
causes is getting bigger and bigger.
**[19:17] Miki**
Especially now that those old ladies
are arranging the pieces for that...
**[19:22] Miki**
That's why we can't have
enough people to support him,
**[19:27] Miki**
especially people we can really trust.
**[19:29] Miki**
That was our conclusion.
**[19:32] Tsukiko**
And as a wife?
**[19:34] Miki**
People who can't figure out their emotions
won't even get close to begin with.
**[19:38] Miki**
In that sense,
**[19:40] Miki**
maybe we're all here
because we ought to be here?
**[19:43] Kirche**
If anything I think it's Seina-san
who hasn't been able to make up his mind.
**[19:48] Miki**
Well, he is paralyzed in a couple of areas,
**[19:52] Miki**
but as far as I'm concerned,
I'm happy if you were to become one of us.
**[19:56] Miki**
Especially when I get this sense
of relaxation from Seina-kun,
**[19:59] Miki**
one that's different from
when Kiriko-san is around.
**[20:03] Kirche**
I thought so too.
**[20:05] Kirche**
Kiriko-san is the central figure for us,
**[20:09] Kirche**
but the team's getting bigger and bigger...
**[20:11] Kirche**
I can't quite put my finger on it,
**[20:13] Kirche**
but I'm feeling like
something's not quite balanced.
**[20:16] Miki**
I guess we're the ones
who are supposed to alleviate that,
**[20:19] Miki**
but we don't have anyone
who could be the main pillar.
**[20:22] Kirche**
Exactly.
**[20:23] Kirche**
We're too inexperienced
to take on that role,
**[20:27] Kirche**
and no matter how much time passes,
**[20:29] Kirche**
it still feels like something's missing.
**[20:32] Tsukiko**
Seina-chan is so lucky.
**[20:34] Tsukiko**
In the past I could have never imagined
**[20:37] Tsukiko**
that there would be so many
people who care for him like this.
**[20:43] Miki**
Right there.
**[20:44] Miki**
The gap we can't ever fill is that history.
**[20:48] Tsukiko**
If you all just spend more time with him...
**[20:51] Miki**
It's his special trait that
won't give us that time, right?
**[20:56] Tsukiko**
I'm not sure how I feel about
a young girl being that philosophical.
**[20:59] Miki**
A natural consequence
of being with Seina-kun.
**[21:02] Miki**
He's the incarnation of absurdity...
**[21:04] Miki**
I mean I'm impressed that he managed
to survive and grow up.
**[21:08] Kirche**
We even heard that
the underlings of Airen-san
**[21:12] Kirche**
who were assisting us over there
got incredibly resilient to stress.
**[21:17] Fuku**
Mom praised me and said
that I developed so much.
**[21:22] Nayuta**
Me too.
**[21:24] Tsukiko**
Thank you, I see how you feel now.
**[21:28] Tsukiko**
I have to make up my mind
before someone orders me to.
**[21:32] Miki**
Different topic,
**[21:35] Miki**
but starting tomorrow we wanted to
try living according to the schedule here.
**[21:40] Tsukiko**
That's fine, but
the mornings are quite early.
**[21:43] Miki**
That's OK.
**[21:44] Miki**
We're not on Nayuta's level,
**[21:46] Miki**
but we also don't require that much sleep.
**[22:00] Tsukiko**
Basically,
**[22:01] Tsukiko**
the majority of Masaki Village's
produce is for self-sufficiency.
**[22:05] Tsukiko**
Rice is a shared resource for the village,
**[22:07] Tsukiko**
but everybody grows
a variety of vegetables and fruits,
**[22:11] Tsukiko**
then shared with the village.
**[22:13] Tsukiko**
Eggs and chicken meat,
**[22:15] Tsukiko**
and the fish from Tenchi-chan's pond
are fully self-sustained.
**[22:19] Miki**
Looks like there's nothing
missing from life here.
**[22:22] Miki**
What about money though?
**[22:26] Tsukiko**
The people from earth
are employed at companies,
**[22:29] Tsukiko**
and there's an earth company that's run
from Masaki Village as well.
**[22:33] Tsukiko**
Of course, in order to keep up appearances,
**[22:35] Tsukiko**
we do export some of the produce.
**[22:39] Seina**
Oh, that's the stuff we used to sell
at our family's store.
**[22:43] Tsukiko**
These days, Tenchi-chan's carrots are a hit,
**[22:46] Tsukiko**
so there are people in the village
who are quite serious about those.
**[22:50] Tsukiko**
Either way,
**[22:51] Tsukiko**
we're going to be sealed off under the
pretense of running an experimental farm,
**[22:55] Tsukiko**
so we'll have do something
that fits that concept.
**[22:58] Tsukiko**
Oh, there's also a plan for processed goods.
**[23:01] Tsukiko**
Yoshiko-chan's quite fired up about that.
**[23:04] Seina**
Yoshiko is?
**[23:06] Tsukiko**
She's working with Noike-san
and Sasami-chan to
**[23:09] Tsukiko**
come up with a completely
new flagship product.
**[23:16] Seina**
I hope she's not bothering them with this...
**[23:20] Tsukiko**
I wouldn't worry,
**[23:21] Tsukiko**
Sasami-chan is quite into it as well.
**[23:23] Tsukiko**
I hear they only need to solve
the production throughput.
**[23:27] Tsukiko**
Let's start heading back so we can eat.
**[23:30] Tsukiko**
After that, there's work waiting
for us in the village.
**[23:38] Tsukiko**
There are people who grow all
sorts of fruits as a hobby,
**[23:41] Tsukiko**
but we mainly export peaches and grapes.
**[23:45] Tsukiko**
The rest is either used up by the village,
**[23:47] Tsukiko**
or sent to Sasami-chan.
**[23:48] Kirche**
Speaking of,
**[23:50] Kirche**
I saw incredible amounts of fruit
being brought to the Masaki house.
**[23:54] Tsukiko**
In return,
**[23:55] Tsukiko**
incredible amounts of sample products
are sent back to the village.
**[23:58] Tsukiko**
And since those are all things worthy
of being served at a royal dinner,
**[24:03] Tsukiko**
everybody's putting their soul
into the farm work.
**[24:07] Tsukiko**
In multiple ways.
**[24:10] Miki**
I see.
**[24:29] Seina**
Good work.
**[24:32] Seina**
I got some snacks from Sasami-chan.
**[24:35] Fuku**
Oh, Seina!
**[24:37] Miki**
Here it comes, the desert prototypes!
**[24:52] Miki**
Wait, Seina-kun, all of these?!
**[24:55] Seina**
Yes, these are for the depot.
**[24:58] Seina**
And then she said "these are
for Miki-senpai and the others".
**[25:03] WomA**
Lately it's like this every day.
**[25:05] Kirche**
Every day...?
**[25:07] WomC**
You guys are young,
**[25:10] WomC**
so go ahead and eat as much
as you can of the stored stuff, too.
**[25:13] Miki**
We'll have to work hard to burn it all off.
**[25:18] Tsukiko**
How was your day in the village?
**[25:20] Miki**
Physically it wasn't a problem at all.
**[25:24] Miki**
Once we get used to it,
we'll find ways to optimize our time,
**[25:27] Miki**
so I think we'll be able to
split up the tasks.
**[25:30] Tsukiko**
I'm grateful that you're helping
with the housework as well.
**[25:34] Tsukiko**
I can bring out dinner in a minute as well.
**[25:38] Miki**
Could we wait a bit longer with that?
**[25:40] Fuku**
The snacks were crazy...
**[25:43] Tsukiko**
Then let's do that a bit later then.
**[25:46] Tsukiko**
Seina-chan, was everything
fine at Tenchi-chan's?
**[25:50] Seina**
Yes.
**[25:51] Seina**
According to Washu-san,
**[25:52] Seina**
the corrective effect of you all is
effective until about my parents' place.
**[25:57] Tsukiko**
I see,
**[25:58] Tsukiko**
then it should be fine for you girls
to go help out in that store as well.
**[26:03] Kirche**
The problem will be Jovia-san.
**[26:05] Miki**
Well, she should just be
forcibly worked to the bone.
**[26:08] Miki**
I mean she is randomly
competent for some reason.
**[26:12] Nayuta**
Jovia-san...
**[26:13] Nayuta**
I wonder what she's up to over there.
**[26:28] Tenchi**
How are Miki-san and the other's holding up?
**[26:30] Seina**
Everyone's being nice,
**[26:32] Seina**
and they've gotten used to
the village's tasks.
**[26:35] Seina**
But more importantly,
**[26:36] Seina**
I was worried that Yoshiko
might be bothering you.
**[26:39] Tenchi**
Well... about that...
**[26:43] Tenchi**
But you know, Sasami-chan
is quite excited, too.
**[26:46] Tenchi**
She's having a ton of fun.
**[26:50] Seina**
That's good to hear.
**[26:52] Tenchi**
We feel quite responsible for this,
**[26:56] Tenchi**
but before we had relied on Sasami-chan
to most of the housework.
**[27:00] Tenchi**
Since Noike-san came,
things got a bit better.
**[27:04] Tenchi**
Though while it's not quite as intense as
with you, we also had a lot of stuff happen...
**[27:08] Tenchi**
There weren't really many opportunities to
play with the friends from middle school.
**[27:14] Seina**
I understand.
**[27:15] Seina**
I put Kai into a similarly tough situation.
**[27:21] Tenchi**
Sasami-chan seems to enjoy doing all
sorts of things with Yoshiko-chan.
**[27:26] Tenchi**
Other friends are participating too.
**[27:29] Seina**
Oh really?
**[27:31] Seina**
I had heard that the production
throughput might be an issue,
**[27:35] Seina**
but it seems fine, right?
**[27:37] Tenchi**
Yes...
**[27:38] Tenchi**
I had underestimated
Sasami-chan's serious mode.
**[27:45] Seina**
I'm back.
**[27:48] Seina**
Jovia-san?
**[27:49] Seina**
Did she get back?
**[27:59] Seina**
It doesn't look like "welcome
home" kind of situation.
**[28:04] Tsukiko**
We're about to ask what happened.
**[28:07] Tsukiko**
So, why don't you tell us every detail.
**[28:10] Jovia**
So, when I went back to
where I'm from before my rebirth,
**[28:13] Jovia**
well...
**[28:14] Jovia**
my cover was blown immediately.
**[28:18] Jovia**
Ow, ow! My skull's going to crack!
**[28:21] Jovia**
Ow! Ow!
**[28:23] Jovia**
I'm sobby!
**[28:25] Jovia**
I'm going to be reborn again!
# E3 - Like Attracts Like and Becomes More Alike
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G50UZXDQ1/like-attracts-like-and-becomes-more-alike)
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***SIGN*** Tenchi Muyo!
GXP Paradise Starting
**[01:38] Seina**
Please tell us all the details...
**[01:41] Seina**
of what transpired to blow your cover.
**[01:44] Jovia**
Well, after I left the village that day,
**[01:48] Jovia**
I took my time to really enjoy
the scenery around here.
**[01:51] Jovia**
I picked flowers I hadn't seen in so long,
**[01:53] Jovia**
even made a flower crown
and put it on my head...
**[02:01] Seina**
You don't need to
go into that great of detail.
**[02:04] Jovia**
Oh, really?
**[02:05] Jovia**
Well, then I just went to the station
**[02:08] Jovia**
and enjoyed the full-blown
work day rush hour,
**[02:11] Jovia**
got to the station where I could
switch onto the bullet train,
**[02:14] Jovia**
and—huh?
**[02:16] Seina**
Looks like we're not getting through.
**[02:19] Tsukiko**
Evidently.
**[02:21] Jovia**
Then there were stores,
**[02:23] Jovia**
so I went straight to the bookstore!
**[02:25] Jovia**
It was a small store,
**[02:26] Jovia**
but they casually had shelves full of manga,
**[02:29] Jovia**
I just couldn't help but tear up.
**[02:35] All**
Uh huh...
**[02:37] Jovia**
Then next I thought, "Gifts!",
**[02:39] Jovia**
but then I realized I have nobody
to give any gifts to,
**[02:43] Jovia**
so I finally got on the escalator
and got to the platform.
**[02:48] Jovia**
Then!
**[02:49] Jovia**
Then!
**[02:50] Tsukiko**
Then you took the bullet train
back to your hometown!
**[02:57] Miki**
So was that really the place you were
from in your previous life?
**[03:02] Jovia**
The school and the town hall all
looked exactly how I remembered them,
**[03:05] Jovia**
so I was really overcome with emotion.
**[03:06] Jovia**
But since I look like this,
**[03:08] Jovia**
I can't exactly show up
at my old house right?
**[03:11] Jovia**
So I went to the shopping district...
**[03:13] Jovia**
walked down the nostalgic grab
and eat food road,
**[03:18] Jovia**
and decided to have
an all-out food eating competition!
**[03:22] Miki**
There goes the heartwarming homecoming...
**[03:24] Jovia**
Food's important!
**[03:26] Jovia**
Don't you agree, darli—
**[03:32] Jovia**
Don't you agree, Seinacchi?
**[03:34] Seina**
I understand the sentiment.
***SIGN*** Episode 3 "Like Attracts Like and Becomes More Alike"
**[03:41] (Flashback) Jovia**
I can't eat any more!
**[03:43] Jovia**
Sheesh,
**[03:44] Jovia**
just because foreigners are rare,
**[03:46] Jovia**
having people stare at me like
that meant I couldn't
**[03:49] Jovia**
even take anything away
in the spirit thread storage.
**[03:52] (Flashback) Jovia**
Excuse me.
**[03:54] (Flashback) Jovia**
They're staring again.
**[03:56] (Flashback) Jovia**
Seriously, what kind of
country bumpkins are they?
**[03:58] (Flashback) Jovia**
Oh, wait, they're from
the same place I'm from.
**[04:06] (Flashback) Jovia**
I feel like I've seen those women before.
**[04:14] (Flashback) Jovia**
Of course, they're all from here.
**[04:22] (Flashback) Jovia**
Gah, keep it down,
stop racing your car here.
**[04:26] (Flashback) Jovia**
Huh?
**[04:34] (Flashback) Jovia**
What the?
**[04:36] (Flashback) Jovia**
What kind of yakuza—
**[04:38] (Flashback) Jovia**
Huh?
**[04:39] (Flashback) Jovia**
Crap!
**[04:41] (Flashback) Jovia**
Mirei's mom?!
**[04:42] (Flashback) Jovia**
No, it's not!
**[04:44] (Flashback) Jovia**
Given her age...
**[04:46] (Flashback) Jovia**
it's actually her?!
**[04:48] (Flashback) Jovia**
That means the other people are also?!
**[04:56] Jovia**
Turns out they were all
friends from my past,
**[04:59] Jovia**
but with thick makeup all round...
**[05:02] Miki**
So, what about the person who came?
**[05:04] Jovia**
Mirei, a friend from my previous life.
**[05:08] (Flashback) Mirei**
So I came out because I heard there
was a suspicious person was about.
**[05:13] (Flashback) Jovia**
Oh, I notto speaku Japanezu so guddo—
**[05:20] (Flashback) Mirei**
You're coming with me.
**[05:23] Jovia**
Can you believe it?!
**[05:24] Jovia**
She hit me in the stomach
out of the blue! The stomach!
**[05:33] (Flashback) Jovia**
Um, pulease letto me go home.
**[05:36] (Flashback) Jovia**
I havu notto done anythingu bad.
**[05:40] (Flashback) Mirei**
Still keeping that up, are we?
**[05:48] (Flashback) Jovia**
The Divine Beauty of the Four Seasons...
**[05:51] (Flashback) Mirei**
I'm impressed you know it.
**[05:54] (Flashback) Mirei**
This is a secret item that we
only serve to special customers.
**[05:58] (Flashback) Jovia**
Uh, I um researchi on za internetto!
**[06:02] (Flashback) Mirei**
It looks like our esteemed
guest is not impressed.
**[06:08] (Flashback) Jovia**
Uh, wait!
**[06:09] (Flashback) Jovia**
Hang on, hang on!
**[06:11] (Flashback) Jovia**
Please don't take it!
**[06:14] Both**
How can you be bought so easily?!
**[06:17] Jovia**
But! But!
**[06:19] Jovia**
That Divine Beauty of the Four Seasons
is a super special item
**[06:22] Jovia**
that is only served
to specially invited guests.
**[06:25] Jovia**
It uses the best of the best ingredients,
**[06:27] Jovia**
it's big and impressive,
**[06:29] Jovia**
and delicious!
**[06:30] Jovia**
I've always wanted it!
**[06:34] Jovia**
Right, in Fuku-chan terms,
**[06:36] Jovia**
it's something like
Tenchi's special carrots.
**[06:38] Fuku**
Oh, that makes a lot of sense.
**[06:41] Both**
Fuku-chan!
**[06:42] Fuku**
I'm sowwy!
**[06:47] (Flashback) Mirei**
You're just as uncultured as I remember.
**[06:50] (Flashback) Mirei**
I'm just asking you to not lick the plate.
**[06:58] (Flashback) Mirei**
Your actions speak for themselves already,
**[07:01] (Flashback) Mirei**
but are you ready to confess it all?
**[07:05] (Flashback) Jovia**
I will if you give me another plate.
**[07:13] (Flashback) Mirei**
I won't forgive you if you say
you just wanted to eat another one.
**[07:17] (Flashback) Jovia**
I know.
**[07:19] (Flashback) Jovia**
Region selected!
**[07:27] (Flashback) Jovia**
I'll bring it back now.
**[07:38] (Flashback) Mirei**
Was that magic?
**[07:39] (Flashback) Mirei**
An inventory?
**[07:41] (Flashback) Jovia**
They're calling it spirit
thread storage here.
**[07:43] (Flashback) Jovia**
Are you satisfied?
**[07:45] (Flashback) Mirei**
It's enough for the price
of two Beauties of the Four Seasons.
**[07:49] (Flashback) Mirei**
So that means...
an alternate world reincarnation?
**[07:52] (Flashback) Jovia**
Yeah, I suppose.
**[07:55] (Flashback) Mirei**
I need to immediately call
the health department,
**[07:57] (Flashback) Mirei**
the police, and the administration.
**[07:59] (Flashback) Jovia**
Wa-Wait! Why?!
**[08:01] (Flashback) Mirei**
Because of quarantine!
**[08:02] (Flashback) Mirei**
Since you've returned from another world,
**[08:04] (Flashback) Mirei**
we have no idea what kind of
pathogens you might be carrying,
**[08:07] (Flashback) Mirei**
specifically because you're a type of person
who might have something really horrid!
**[08:11] (Flashback) Jovia**
I'm not going to cause a pandemic!
**[08:14] (Flashback) Jovia**
I've taken proper precautions!
**[08:16] (Flashback) Mirei**
How far can I trust you with that?
**[08:19] (Flashback) Jovia**
It's okay.
**[08:20] (Flashback) Jovia**
There's an entity who made me reincarnate.
**[08:23] (Flashback) Mirei**
You better not say it was God.
**[08:26] (Flashback) Jovia**
Not in the sense of the Creator.
**[08:29] (Flashback) Jovia**
But it's true that they have
an abnormal amount of power.
**[08:32] (Flashback) Mirei**
What reason could such an entity
have to bring about your reincarnation?
**[08:37] (Flashback) Mirei**
It's not to erase some
stupid mistake, right?
**[08:39] (Flashback) Jovia**
To put it simply,
**[08:41] (Flashback) Jovia**
to correct a distortion that's threatening
the regular flow of space and time.
**[08:44] (Flashback) Mirei**
Distortion?
**[08:47] (Flashback) Jovia**
No, I'm not that distortion!
**[08:50] (Flashback) Mirei**
So you're saying that
as one of the special people,
**[08:53] (Flashback) Mirei**
the state of your mental satisfaction level
is connected fixing the distortion.
**[08:56] (Flashback) Jovia**
I guess every little bit helps.
**[08:59] (Flashback) Mirei**
Let's go somewhere else.
**[09:00] (Flashback) Mirei**
If we stay here,
**[09:01] (Flashback) Mirei**
I don't know how much more
you'll mooch off of me.
**[09:04] (Flashback) Jovia**
Where are we going?
**[09:05] (Flashback) Mirei**
There's a place where we can
be our real selves, right?
**[09:08] (Flashback) Jovia**
Our real selves?
**[09:09] (Flashback) Jovia**
Wait, room 102 in building C still exists?!
**[09:25] (Flashback) Jovia**
I'm home!
**[09:28] (Flashback) Jovia**
It's so small!
**[09:29] (Flashback) Jovia**
A truly Japanese apartment!
**[09:31] (Flashback) Jovia**
I love the smell of old books!
**[09:34] (Flashback) Jovia**
The TV got bigger and flatter.
**[09:36] (Flashback) Jovia**
Wait, is this a new gaming console?!
**[09:39] (Flashback) Mirei**
It's been quite a while.
**[09:41] (Flashback) Mirei**
That console is about three generations newer.
**[09:44] (Flashback) Jovia**
Oh, wow.
**[09:46] (Flashback) Jovia**
But the room's gotten quite
a bit neater, huh?
**[09:49] (Flashback) Jovia**
Are you telling me that you've moved
on from that other interest?
**[09:51] (Flashback) Mirei**
None of that is left in here.
**[09:54] (Flashback) Mirei**
Since the next unit opened up,
I had the wall taken out and connected them.
**[09:56] (Flashback) Mirei**
The books are over there.
**[09:58] (Flashback) Mirei**
Oh, then you're still just as rotten, eh?
**[10:01] (Flashback) Mirei**
Nice, nice.
**[10:10] (Flashback) Mirei**
Oh, sorree, I yuu are casutomer?
**[10:21] (Flashback) Mirei**
Oh, I felt that.
**[10:23] (Flashback) Mirei**
That's not a granny punch...
**[10:25] (Flashback) Mom**
When I got the call,
**[10:27] (Flashback) Mom**
I thought it was some kind of bad joke.
**[10:30] (Flashback) Mom**
But you really are my daughter.
**[10:31] (Flashback) Jovia**
What?
**[10:32] (Flashback) Jovia**
You believed her?
**[10:33] (Flashback) Jovia**
Really?!
**[10:34] (Flashback) Mom**
The carefree dumbassery
that I heard from the other room,
**[10:37] (Flashback) Mom**
the horribly bad attempts at deception,
**[10:39] (Flashback) Mom**
who else but you could it be?!
**[10:42] (Flashback) Mom**
Even if you were
a caterpillar or a cockroach,
**[10:44] (Flashback) Mom**
I am confident I would recognize you!
**[10:47] (Flashback) Jovia**
Yeah, as if!
**[10:50] (Flashback) Mom**
When... when you died in that accident...
**[10:53] (Flashback) Mom**
I was so...
**[10:55] (Flashback) Mom**
I was so...
**[10:57] (Flashback) Jovia**
Um...
**[10:58] (Flashback) Mom**
I was so incredibly embarrassed!
**[11:00] (Flashback) Jovia**
Wha?
**[11:02] (Flashback) Jovia**
How did this turn into embarrassment?!
**[11:04] (Flashback) Mom**
You should understand if I say the things
you scattered when you went under the train!
**[11:08] (Flashback) Jovia**
Huh?
**[11:09] (Flashback) Jovia**
My guts and brai—
**[11:10] (Flashback) Jovia**
Ow!
**[11:13] (Flashback) Mom**
Doujin porn so bad that I wanted to
pixelate them along with your run over body!
**[11:17] (Flashback) Mom**
When the police handed me the items,
**[11:19] (Flashback) Mom**
saying it was my late
daughter's possessions,
**[11:21] (Flashback) Mom**
I thought my face was going to
catch on fire from shame!
**[11:24] (Flashback) Mom**
Though the suspect was dead,
**[11:26] (Flashback) Mom**
and though it wasn't intentional on my part,
**[11:27] (Flashback) Mom**
I had to apologize profusely
because they were trying
**[11:29] (Flashback) Mom**
to pin distribution
of obscene materials on me!
**[11:31] (Flashback) Jovia**
O-Obscene?!
**[11:33] (Flashback) Jovia**
Most of those were things
this rotten woman asked for!
**[11:36] (Flashback) Mom**
It doesn't matter whose they were,
**[11:38] (Flashback) Mom**
but who was transporting them!
**[11:40] (Flashback) Mom**
I felt so bad for the people who came
to pay their respects, too.
**[11:43] (Flashback) Mom**
I was actually wishing that I was
the one in the coffin being buried.
**[11:47] (Flashback) Jovia**
Oh, you mean you wanted to sink
into the ground in shame?
**[11:51] (Flashback) Jovia**
Ow, ow!
**[11:51] (Flashback) Mom**
They say the only cure for stupid is death,
**[11:54] (Flashback) Mom**
but even after being
reincarnated you're the same!
**[11:56] (Flashback) Jovia**
Come on, be at least a little bit sad!
**[11:57] (Flashback) Mom**
It's your own fault!
**[11:59] (Flashback) Mirei**
Of course people were sad.
**[12:02] (Flashback) Mirei**
Your father especially became
quite haggard after that...
**[12:05] (Flashback) Mirei**
Since I was indirectly the reason for it...
**[12:08] (Flashback) Mom**
It's fine.
**[12:09] (Flashback) Mom**
You took care of a lot of aftermath
and the reparations for us.
**[12:14] (Flashback) Mom**
Besides, if only this
idiot had used the delivery
**[12:16] (Flashback) Mom**
service instead of picking them up herself!
**[12:19] (Flashback) Jovia**
I had no choice.
**[12:20] (Flashback) Jovia**
There were many new releases that I wanted,
**[12:22] (Flashback) Jovia**
so when I realized it, I had no money left.
**[12:24] (Flashback) Mom**
You could have done pay on delivery!
**[12:26] (Flashback) Jovia**
Well, the heat and
the exhaustion had gotten to me.
**[12:29] (Flashback) Jovia**
And the delivery service's long line
was also such a drag.
**[12:31] (Flashback) Mom**
I bet you wanted to get home and
get right into being lost in the new books!
**[12:35] (Flashback) Mom**
The result of that was the horrible tragedy
of scattering that doujin porn all over!
**[12:38] (Flashback) Jovia**
At least say that the deadly accident
was the horrible tragedy!
**[12:47] Jovia**
So like that,
**[12:48] Jovia**
they asked me about magic,
**[12:50] Jovia**
the world over there,
**[12:51] Jovia**
and all sorts of other stuff...
**[12:53] Miki**
And they even found out
that you're divorced.
**[12:55] Jovia**
Because she's really my daughter!
**[12:58] Miki**
True, unlike you,
**[13:00] Miki**
she's a good girl who's got it together.
**[13:02] Kirche**
It's not weird that they doubted you.
**[13:05] Seina**
I'm still surprised they
were so quick to accept the fact
**[13:08] Seina**
that you were reincarnated in another world.
**[13:12] Jovia**
Actually, my mom had become a member
of that nerd cave, too!
**[13:15] Seina**
Huh?
**[13:16] Jovia**
I had no idea,
**[13:17] Jovia**
but my mom had become rotten, too!
**[13:22] (Flashback) Jovia**
You think this is a joke?!
**[13:24] (Flashback) Jovia**
What kind of mother not only
has BL discussions
**[13:27] (Flashback) Jovia**
with her daughter's friend,
but also binge reads novels online?!
**[13:30] (Flashback) Mom**
Unlike you,
**[13:32] (Flashback) Mom**
I don't do things that will get me
labeled as a suspicious person.
**[13:35] (Flashback) Mom**
Even in the event that someone
in our circles found out,
**[13:37] (Flashback) Mom**
I am liked enough so that they would
pretend they never saw anything.
**[13:42] (Flashback) Jovia**
D-Damn it!
**[13:45] Jovia**
And so on and so forth.
**[13:47] Jovia**
They are going to demolish
the apartments to build condos,
**[13:49] Jovia**
so they made me store their stuff
in the spirit thread storage,
**[13:52] Jovia**
that's so rude.
**[13:54] Seina**
I see, we get the picture now.
**[13:57] Jovia**
Well, then.
**[13:57] Tsukiko**
I just have one question.
**[14:01] Tsukiko**
As far as we heard,
**[14:04] Tsukiko**
all the things you told us happened
on the day you left, right?
**[14:06] Jovia**
Huh?
**[14:07] Jovia**
Uh, yes?
**[14:09] Tsukiko**
Why didn't you report it right away?
**[14:12] Jovia**
I-I couldn't have them find out
about this place, right?!
**[14:15] Jovia**
Mirei had secretly put
a tail on me, too...
**[14:18] Tsukiko**
So you were shaking the tail?
**[14:20] Jovia**
That's why I went to Tokyo,
**[14:22] Jovia**
did some adult shopping for manga,
doujin, games, and merch...
**[14:27] Jovia**
Then I added a mini vacay to Kusatsu
to hit the hot springs and—
**[14:31] Jovia**
Ow, ow, ow!
**[14:33] Jovia**
But I really wanted those things,
**[14:34] Jovia**
I really wanted to go there!
**[14:36] Jovia**
It was really quite tough to run across
the mountains to shake my tail!
**[14:45] Jovia**
I can't any more,
**[14:46] Jovia**
I seriously can't take any more!
**[14:49] Seto**
*I see.*
**[14:50] Seto**
*Sounds like that's quite a funny situation.*
**[14:53] Seina**
It's due to our insufficient guidance...
**[14:56] Seto**
*According to my sources,*
**[14:58] Seto**
* the mother and the friend*
* are treating this information properly,*
**[15:01] Seto**
*so it seems they can be somewhat trusted.*
**[15:03] Seto**
*With that said,*
**[15:04] Seto**
* this will require placing*
* that entire region under*
**[15:06] Seto**
* surveillance and applying*
* the appropriate measures.*
**[15:08] Jovia**
Are you going to kidnap them
and alter their brains?!
**[15:11] Tsukiko**
You'd be the very first for that treatment!
**[15:14] Seto**
* Just some light guidance*
* of the consciousness.*
**[15:17] Seto**
*As for your friend,*
**[15:18] Seto**
* having her become a collaborator*
* might be a better approach.*
**[15:22] Washu**
If the Masaki businesses enter
into business partnerships with her,
**[15:25] Washu**
Jovia-dono's going to gain more flexibility.
**[15:28] Washu**
Oh, and the foundation
for the Tabletop Island is finished.
**[15:33] Seina**
That means it's time?
**[15:34] Seto**
* We'd like you to take care*
* of the construction efforts.*
**[15:38] Seina**
Construction?
**[15:40] Seina**
But I don't have any particular
knowledge in that field.
**[15:42] Washu**
That's no problem if Nayuta is there.
**[15:44] Washu**
Is the plan for him to oversee things after
that and manage the island when it's done?
**[15:48] Seina**
Manage the island?
**[15:50] Washu**
Miki-dono and everybody will be with you,
**[15:52] Washu**
so we can then also
isolate Jovia-dono, as well.
**[15:55] Miki**
So everyone's getting sent
away along with Seina-kun, huh?
**[15:58] Seto**
* The situation changed here*
* quite drastically, as well.*
**[16:01] Seto**
* And Tsukiko-chan,*
* you should go along, as well.*
**[16:04] Tsukiko**
M-Me, too?!
**[16:05] Seto**
Including all that's to come,
**[16:07] Seto**
*think of it as training.*
**[16:08] Seto**
*The planned construction time is one year.*
**[16:10] Seto**
* In the meantime, we'll take*
* care of all the various issues.*
**[16:13] Washu**
The island's construction site
is near the equator,
**[16:16] Washu**
so you should be able to
enjoy some vacation vibes.
**[16:18] Jovia**
O-One year in jail... on an island?!
**[16:21] Jovia**
That means I can't go to any events!
**[16:23] Miki**
That much should be bearable!
**[16:25] Jovia**
This is too cruel!
**[16:26] Jovia**
You're asking a refugee who's been
starving for 30 years to give up a feast!
**[16:29] Washu**
Jovia-dono, Jovia-dono.
**[16:32] Washu**
You have all the goods you are holding for
your friend in spirit thread storage, right?
**[16:36] Jovia**
Huh?
**[16:36] Washu**
During space time
acceleration it's not viable,
**[16:38] Washu**
but during normal time,
**[16:39] Washu**
you can connect to Earth's Internet.
**[16:41] Washu**
And while you can't go to events,
**[16:42] Washu**
you can do online shopping.
**[16:44] Washu**
I'll even throw in the access rights
to all manners of suspicious, pervy
**[16:47] Washu**
stuff that I collector from all corners
and time lines of the universe.
**[16:51] Washu**
You can pull all-nighters
to really deep dive into your hobby.
**[16:57] Jovia**
Your Excellency!
**[16:59] Jovia**
With that, our troops will be
able to fight another year!
**[17:00] Washu**
Is that so,
**[17:02] Washu**
then go and enjoy it
to your heart's content.
**[17:05] Tenchi**
Ah, so another year.
**[17:08] Tenchi**
That's pretty rough,
considering you just got home.
**[17:11] Seina**
Half of it is my fault anyway.
**[17:14] Tenchi**
Well, it might still be better
than being kidnapped
**[17:17] Tenchi**
and going missing on the right
after your wedding.
**[17:20] Seina**
I'm always causing you to worry...
**[17:22] Tenchi**
Don't be like that,
**[17:23] Tenchi**
you're the one who's suffering.
**[17:25] Sasami**
Seina-oniichan,
**[17:27] Sasami**
these are three meals for everyone,
**[17:28] Sasami**
including the cake product samples.
**[17:30] Seina**
Thanks you so much,
these will be really great.
**[17:36] Seina**
I know it'll be a lot,
**[17:38] Seina**
but please look after Yoshiko.
**[17:40] Sasami**
No worries!
**[17:41] Sasami**
I'm having fun, as well.
**[17:43] Seina**
Then...
**[17:44] Seina**
Tenchi-senpai, Sasami-chan.
**[17:48] Seina**
Noike-san, and Ryouko-san, as well.
**[17:54] Seina**
Please give everyone my regards.
**[18:03] Seina**
This feels kind of strange.
**[18:06] Tsukiko**
Launch preparations are complete... Captain.
**[18:13] Miki**
Course is clear,
**[18:14] Miki**
cloaking level 1.
**[18:16] Seina**
Minimal thrust.
**[18:17] Seina**
Once we're past the moon's orbit,
initiate short distance jump.
**[18:20] Tsukiko**
Roger.
**[18:21] Tsukiko**
Minimal thrust engaged.
**[18:38] Miki**
We've jumped out beyond Pluto's orbit.
**[18:42] Miki**
Recalculating rendezvous point...
**[18:44] Miki**
Confirmed, there are no calculation errors.
**[18:47] Kirche**
We received a message from Tabletop Island.
**[18:49] Kirche**
Correcting the rendezvous link timing,
**[18:51] Kirche**
commencing with hyperspace
jump in 600 seconds.
**[18:53] Jovia**
We got to into Pluto's vicinity
in a blink of an eye...
**[18:57] Jovia**
If you base it on solar system standards,
**[18:58] Jovia**
space technology
is clearly just really absurd.
**[19:01] Seina**
That's true...
**[19:03] Seina**
But if you can just set up the point,
**[19:05] Seina**
spirit thread transportation
is instantaneous.
**[19:07] Jovia**
But setting up that initial point
takes several thousands of years, right?
**[19:12] Tsukiko**
Counting down to hyperspace jump.
**[19:19] Tsukiko**
We've reached the rendezvous point.
**[19:23] Seina**
So this is the space ship that will be
the foundation of Tabletop Island?
**[19:28] Kirche**
She's 35.223 km long, roughly
the same width, total height is 6.5 km.
**[19:34] Kirche**
A base class space mother ship.
**[19:37] Kuis**
*Thank you for coming.*
**[19:38] Kuis**
* Please follow our instructions*
* and proceed to dock.*
**[19:53] Seina**
Kuis-sama, are you by yourself?
**[19:56] Kuis**
Take a look at that.
**[20:00] Seina**
Is that a royal tree?
**[20:02] Kuis**
A third generation, "Tabletop Island".
**[20:05] Kuis**
Since the owner's not decided yet,
it's just a placeholder for now.
**[20:09] Kuis**
Fuku-chan!
**[20:10] Fuku**
I'm linked!
**[20:12] Fuku**
Everyone!
**[20:17] ---**
**[20:22] Miki**
A high gravity wave!
**[20:23] Miki**
A battle ship class something
is jumping here!
**[20:26] Kirche**
It's close!
**[20:27] Kirche**
Evasion is impossible at this range!
**[20:30] Tsukiko**
This is crazy!
**[20:32] Miki**
Assault ships are launching
from the transport vessel!
**[20:34] Kuis**
They are trying to take over this ship!
**[20:36] Kuis**
All personnel,
prepare for hand to hand combat!
**[20:48] Kirche**
Tabletop Island, changing coordinates!
**[20:52] Miki**
You used spirit thread teleportation?!
**[20:58] Kuis**
All gunports that can be aligned
on that axis, emergency fire!
**[21:02] Kuis**
No need to lock anything in!
**[21:13] Kuis**
Bring down the enemy vessels!
**[21:26] Miki**
All energy readings are gone.
**[21:28] Miki**
They have been fully annihilated.
**[21:30] Miki**
I am not detecting any escape pods, either.
**[21:32] D**
There are no survivors.
**[21:34] Kirche**
We're not picking up any other
high gravity waves, either.
**[21:37] Kuis**
We're staying on high alert.
**[21:39] Seina**
Could you explain the situation to us?
**[21:42] Kuis**
Just as you imagined,
**[21:43] Kuis**
we leaked information about
the transport to the involved parties.
**[21:48] Tsukiko**
You're thinning them out?
**[21:51] Kuis**
We've provided them with enough
concessions and time extensions.
**[21:55] Kuis**
This is the collective
will of the federation.
**[21:56] Kuis**
Since the Earth Confederation
is going get two assembly seats, you know...
**[22:02] Seina**
So we're essentially a lure
for external threats.
**[22:05] Seina**
Roger that.
**[22:10] Miki**
Hyperspace jump out confirmed.
**[22:12] Miki**
All systems are nominal.
**[22:14] Kirche**
Space-time wave cancellation succeeded.
**[22:16] Tsukiko**
Jamming satellites
in the vicinity of the Moon,
**[22:19] Tsukiko**
initiating space camouflage.
**[22:30] Tsukiko**
All tests programs completed.
**[22:32] Tsukiko**
Everything is within acceptable limits.
**[22:35] Kuis**
So even if Seina-dono is on board,
**[22:37] Kuis**
there are no critical problems.
**[22:40] Kirche**
The forecast figures are nominal, as well.
**[22:43] Kirche**
Usage tolerance level is at 6.
**[22:45] Kuis**
At that level, regular maintenance
should prevent any operational deficits.
**[22:48] Kuis**
Very well, that concludes the test!
**[22:50] Kuis**
We're now moving
on to Tabletop Island program stage 1!
**[22:54] Kuis**
Transferring command to Seina-dono.
**[23:00] Seina**
Run another status check on Tabletop Island.
**[23:02] Kirche**
Roger. Launching status check program.
**[23:06] Seina**
We will be moving again
at 2200 hours local time.
**[23:09] Seina**
Until then, take turns
resting in hyperspace.
**[23:12] Miki**
But the only ones who require rest are you,
**[23:15] Miki**
my mother, and Kuis-sama.
**[23:18] Jovia**
Hey, you forgot about me!
**[23:20] Tsukiko**
You're not an operator.
**[23:22] Tsukiko**
Go build a nest somewhere and roost in it.
**[23:25] Jovia**
Then, I'll make a love nest with my darling—
**[23:30] Jovia**
Ow, ow, ow!
**[23:31] Miki**
You know this will happen,
yet you can't not make dumb jokes.
**[23:35] Kuis**
And Tsukiko-chan can't not let them slide.
**[23:38] Jovia**
Sheesh!
**[23:41] Jovia**
Does she think my head's
a finger strength training ball?!
**[23:50] Jovia**
Make a nest they say,
**[23:53] Jovia**
but what the hell am I supposed to do here?!
**[24:01] Jovia**
This looks incredibly dumb...
**[24:03] Jovia**
Almost like an illegal
dump in a dry riverbed.
**[24:09] Jovia**
Who was that?!
**[24:21] Jovia**
You think that's funny?!
**[24:24] Jovia**
I can't stand stuff like this!
**[24:27] Jovia**
Who would even do something like this?
**[24:29] Jovia**
Darling, Fuku-chan, Kirche,
D, and Tsukicchi are out,
**[24:32] Jovia**
Miki-chan also doesn't
strike me as the type...
**[24:34] Jovia**
That leaves the lady that strangely has
**[24:37] Jovia**
a presence despite having
a plain face and flat body...?
**[24:40] Jovia**
Hey!
**[24:41] Jovia**
I'm really getting angry!
**[24:44] Jovia**
Come out here!
**[25:07] Seina**
Jovia-san?
**[25:08] Jovia**
I saw-I saw-I saw-I saw...!
**[25:11] Jovia**
A ghost, a ghost!
**[25:14] Jovia**
The lady that strangely has
a presence despite having
**[25:17] Jovia**
a plain face and flat body
said "Filth will be destroyed",
**[25:21] Jovia**
so that's why the guys we
defeated earlier came to haunt us!
**[25:26] Jovia**
Ow, ow!
**[25:26] Kuis**
By lady that strangely has
a presence despite having
**[25:30] Kuis**
a plain face and flat body do you mean me?
**[25:33] Jovia**
Since you're of the same
type as that old hag,
**[25:36] Jovia**
I'm sure lots of people hate you!
**[25:38] Jovia**
But that's no reason to come to my place!
**[25:42] Kuis**
When a grown woman cries
in earnest, even I can't...
**[25:52] Kuis**
Ghosts, huh?
**[25:54] Kuis**
Any force field anomalies?
**[25:56] Miki**
Hm, inside the ship there
are... no such signs.
**[26:00] Kuis**
I see.
**[26:10] Kuis**
Fuku-chan.
**[26:13] Kuis**
You you know something, right?
**[26:16] D**
ZINV?
**[26:19] D**
Seina, ZINV is being weird, too.
**[26:21] Seina**
Huh?
**[26:22] ZINV**
Sorry.
**[26:24] ZINV**
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
**[26:30] ZINV**
I'm sorry, ZINV asked her
to keep it a secret.
**[26:35] ZINV**
Fuku-chan did nothing wrong.
**[26:37] Kuis**
ZINV-sama, you did?
**[26:39] Kuis**
What's going on?
**[26:41] Masaki**
No, no, that's not it.
**[26:44] Masaki**
I was the one who asked
them all to cooperate.
**[26:52] Jovia**
The ghost from before!
**[27:05] Kuis**
Forgive my impudence.
**[27:07] Kuis**
Might you be Jurai Shinou's
sister, "Masaki-sama"?
# E4 - Untitled
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**[00:13] Masaki**
Well, if that "Shinou"
is my brother Shin-nii...
**[00:16] Masaki**
...then I guess that's correct.
**[00:18] Masaki**
I'm nothing more than an astral copy, though.
**[00:22] Kuis**
Be that as it may,
**[00:24] Kuis**
it does not change the fact
that you are a symbol to us Juraians.
**[00:29] Masaki**
My original also ran away
because I disliked that sort of stuff.
**[00:33] Masaki**
Shin-nii also said that he'd have run
if he'd had the chance...
**[00:37] Kuis**
Still, you're an important historical figure.
**[00:41] Masaki**
Yes, yes.
**[00:43] Masaki**
But isn't that enough now?
**[00:45] Masaki**
He's ZINV-chan's master, right?
**[00:49] Kuis**
Understood.
**[00:51] Masaki**
Come on now,
**[00:53] Masaki**
being formal is over.
**[00:55] Masaki**
Seina-dono,
**[00:57] Masaki**
please don't scold ZINV-chan and Fuku-chan.
**[01:00] Masaki**
They were just helping me play a prank.
**[01:07] Jovia**
Please don't scold them, my ass!
**[01:09] Masaki**
Oh, you were listening
in that pose the whole time?
**[01:12] Masaki**
You're so skilled!
**[01:16] Jovia**
You're gonna get it now!
**[01:19] Masaki**
She's really funny.
**[01:21] Masaki**
It's hard to find people like her.
**[01:22] Kuis**
We thought she might be a perfect toy.
**[01:24] Jovia**
Who are you calling a toy?!
**[01:26] Jovia**
Astral scan!
**[01:28] Masaki**
Huh?
**[01:34] Jovia**
Skeleton creation!
**[01:36] Jovia**
Body generation!
**[01:44] Masaki**
What's happening?
**[01:50] Jovia**
Astral link!
**[01:58] Masaki**
Th-This is...
**[01:59] Seina**
Oh!
**[02:02] Jovia**
Now you're going to be my sandbag!
**[02:06] Jovia**
Eat this,
**[02:06] Jovia**
my special Jovia roll!
**[02:11] Kuis**
I can't believe she engaged a person
from the Jurai family in combat...
**[02:15] Kuis**
After having been obliterated
by Kiriko-chan time and again, too.
**[02:18] Miki**
She just never learns.
**[02:22] Masaki**
Could it be that she's a magic tree mage?
**[02:25] Kuis**
She's a capable idiot.
**[02:26] Masaki**
I see, I see.
***SIGN*** Tenchi Muyo!
GXP Paradise Starting
***SIGN*** Episode 4 "Tenchi Turbulence"
**[04:09] Masaki**
Cheers!
**[04:12] Masaki**
Food's so delicious!
**[04:18] Masaki**
The feeling of getting
drunk on booze is the best!
**[04:21] Jovia**
Damn it!
**[04:23] Jovia**
This is bull...
**[04:25] Masaki**
Come on, stop being so pissy,
**[04:27] Masaki**
Jojobiatch.
**[04:29] Jovia**
Don't insinuate that I peed myself!
**[04:32] Kuis**
Didn't you secretly change your underwear?
**[04:34] Jovia**
Yes, fine, I did!
**[04:36] Jovia**
I did pee myself, I let it all out!
**[04:38] Jovia**
Now I'm rehydrating!
**[04:40] Masaki**
Oh, nice drinking.
**[04:43] Miki**
People who aren't working are distracting,
**[04:45] Miki**
so please go play somewhere else.
**[04:46] Jovia**
But this is such an event,
**[04:49] Jovia**
we wanted to watch over it until the end.
**[04:51] Masaki**
Yeah, no objections here!
**[04:54] Miki**
Then don't open up shop here!
Fool around downstairs!
**[04:58] Jovia**
It would be dumb for us to be
in such a huge place by ourselves.
**[05:01] Masaki**
The presence of people is what's good.
**[05:03] Masaki**
Don't be bothered by us.
**[05:05] Masaki**
You guys just do your work.
**[05:07] Masaki**
Cheers!
**[05:08] Jovia**
Yesh!
**[05:09] Miki**
Gah, there's two idiots now.
**[05:12] Tsukiko**
I don't mind that you're here,
**[05:14] Tsukiko**
but please don't get
in the way of our operation.
**[05:17] Jovia**
Understood! We'll quietly watch!
**[05:20] Masaki**
Watch!
**[05:23] Tsukiko**
Very good.
**[05:27] Kuis**
But the problem of how to go public
with Masaki-sama still remains...
**[05:32] Masaki**
I'd prefer if you could keep it hidden
from Jurai for a while.
**[05:36] Masaki**
There's also the issue of the graftling
that's maintaining my astral self.
**[05:41] Kuis**
Would that be the one
from Masaki-sama's tree?
**[05:45] Masaki**
The main tree has taken root on Earth,
**[05:48] Masaki**
so it doesn't have
that much power left anyway.
**[05:51] Masaki**
I don't even know how long
the unit itself will last.
**[05:54] Kuis**
I believe discussing the matter
with Washu-sama might be good.
**[05:57] Jovia**
Unless she adds some
suspicious enhancements to you.
**[06:01] Masaki**
So she's of that sort...
**[06:03] Masaki**
Well, I guess I can decide after we talk.
**[06:07] Tsukiko**
It's time.
**[06:08] Seina**
Initiate stage 2 of the program.
**[06:10] Miki**
Moving to stage 2.
**[06:12] Tsukiko**
Tabletop Island, beginning ascent.
**[06:33] Kirche**
Arriving at destination.
**[06:35] Seina**
What is the situation at the jump target?
**[06:37] Tsukiko**
There are no issues. All clear.
**[06:39] Seina**
Roger.
**[06:41] Seina**
Spirit thread teleport.
**[06:44] D**
Jump confirmed. Zero irregularities.
**[06:47] Miki**
The route to our water
surface destination is clear.
**[06:49] Miki**
No seacraft, aircraft,
or submersibles detected.
**[06:53] Seina**
Begin descent.
**[06:54] Tsukiko**
Initiating descent.
**[07:00] Kirche**
Underwater base foundation is all green.
**[07:02] D**
Linking Tabletop Island's exterior
and sea water temperatures.
**[07:05] Miki**
Confirming that the exterior
is sterile. All clear.
**[07:08] Seina**
Begin water landing.
**[07:09] Tsukiko**
Initiate water landing.
**[07:17] Tsukiko**
Estimated completion at 0300.
**[07:20] Jovia**
It's going quite smoothly, eh?
**[07:22] Masaki**
Just like in space,
**[07:23] Masaki**
there's nothing to avoid
in the open ocean.
**[07:26] Tsukiko**
Then how about this?
**[07:30] Jovia**
That's huge!
**[07:32] Tsukiko**
This is what it looks like
when it's overlayed over Tokyo.
**[07:34] Jovia**
Hold on a sec!
**[07:35] Jovia**
How are you going to keep
this humongous thing hidden?!
**[07:39] Kuis**
Seto-sama got in touch with Earth's
Masaki family about 700 years ago.
**[07:43] Kuis**
They have prepared all manner of things.
**[07:45] Jovia**
That's like some conspiracy theory.
**[07:48] Jovia**
I know it's way too late now,
but wasn't there any other way?
**[07:51] Kuis**
We wanted a consolidated base on Earth.
**[07:54] Kuis**
Besides, if we get serious about it,
complete concealment is a cinch.
**[07:57] Jovia**
Well, I can't say I haven't witnessed
that kind of absurdity time and again.
**[08:02] Masaki**
You're pretty absurd yourself,
**[08:04] Masaki**
having created my body from nothing.
**[08:06] Jovia**
What?!
**[08:07] Miki**
Jovia's existence itself is absurd!
**[08:10] Kirche**
I bet she'd have a consciousness even if
she was reborn as a caterpillar or cockroach.
**[08:14] Jovia**
Hey, Kirche-chan,
**[08:16] Jovia**
you're so nonchalantly
the cruelest one here!
**[08:27] [SONG] txt**
Progress to base 91%
**[08:27] Miki**
Auxiliary loading
of the crust stabilizers completed.
**[08:29] [SONG] txt**
Progress to base 92%
**[08:29] Kirche**
Tabletop Island's progress
to the underwater foundation at 93%.
**[08:32] [SONG] txt**
Progress to base 93%
**[08:33] Kirche**
Foundation strength
and hardening rate, all green.
**[08:36] [SONG] txt**
Progress to base 94%
**[08:36] Miki**
Foundation weighting and Tabletop Island
weighting ratio linked successfully.
**[08:39] Miki**
No irregularities detected in magma flow.
**[08:41] Kirche**
Ocean current changes are
in accordance with our models, as well.
**[08:44] Tsukiko**
Confirming stage one of descending
to the foundation concluded successfully...
**[08:46] Tsukiko**
All green.
**[08:48] Seina**
Proceed to stage two.
**[08:50] Tsukiko**
Initiate stage two of the program.
**[08:52] Tsukiko**
Transform vessel to island mode.
**[08:58] Jovia**
Whoa!
**[09:00] Jovia**
Such fat ones!
**[09:02] Jovia**
Is that allowed?
**[09:03] Tsukiko**
Your expressions are so vulgar.
**[09:06] Kuis**
Just you wait until it's all finished.
**[09:08] Miki**
Transformation complete.
**[09:10] Miki**
Initiating exterior disguise procedure.
**[09:25] D**
Progress of exterior disguise is going well.
**[09:27] Tsukiko**
Estimated end of stage one is 2400.
**[09:37] Kuis**
After that,
**[09:38] Kuis**
we will go into time-space acceleration
mode to solidify the disguise.
**[09:41] Kuis**
This process is scheduled
to take 180 days in the exterior world.
**[09:45] Masaki**
Then this would be a good time
to go discuss the matter of my graftling.
**[09:49] Kuis**
Let us contact Washu-sama and—
**[09:52] Tsunami**
I can take you to her.
**[09:57] Masaki**
Tsu-Tsunami-sama?!
**[10:03] Masaki**
Why are you here?
**[10:05] Tsunami**
I've been on Earth for a little while now.
**[10:08] Tsunami**
You didn't know, did you?
**[10:10] Tsunami**
I mean, I did hide it so nobody would know.
**[10:14] Tsunami**
But, really, Masaki-chan...
**[10:17] Tsunami**
You're such a bad girl
for making Shin-nii worry.
**[10:21] Masaki**
I-I'm just an astral copy of the original,
**[10:24] Masaki**
so I don't know
if I'm the right one to talk to...
**[10:31] Tsunami**
That girl has already dissolved
into the astral sea,
**[10:34] Tsunami**
so you have to stand in.
**[10:38] Tsunami**
Oh, Seina-oniichan,
**[10:40] Tsunami**
here are more cakes and bentos for you guys.
**[10:43] Seina**
Huh?
**[10:43] Seina**
Whoa!
**[10:45] Seina**
Th-Thank you... very much.
**[10:48] Tsunami**
All right, everyone, good luck.
**[10:52] Jovia**
Oh, yeah, you mentioned time-space
acceleration or something before,
**[10:55] Jovia**
but what does that do?
**[10:56] Tsukiko**
In order to get
the natural vegetation to grow,
**[10:59] Tsukiko**
it'll take some time, right?
**[11:01] Jovia**
So, during that time,
we have to wait outside?
**[11:04] Tsukiko**
We don't know what could
happen during the growth phase,
**[11:07] Tsukiko**
so we're going to stay
and observe from this vessel,
**[11:09] Tsukiko**
where the time is linked
to the outside world.
**[11:12] Kuis**
But we're going to be cut off
from the outside world until it's finished,
**[11:15] Kuis**
so nobody can enter or leave.
**[11:18] Jovia**
Wait a second.
**[11:20] Jovia**
Are you sure you don't want to go home?
**[11:22] Jovia**
Once the acceleration starts,
**[11:23] Jovia**
you can't leave, right?
**[11:24] Kuis**
Yeah, yeah, I will go home.
**[11:27] Kuis**
Do what you need to do.
**[11:29] Kuis**
If it comes to that,
**[11:30] Kuis**
use Kiriko-chan's brother or sister.
**[11:33] Tsukiko**
Kuis...sama...
**[11:36] Jovia**
There it is!
**[11:39] Kuis**
I'm seriously going to be mad
if that thing gets ahead of you.
**[11:43] Tsukiko**
I'll do whatever I can to prevent that.
**[11:44] Kuis**
Very good.
**[11:45] Kuis**
All right, Seina-dono.
**[11:47] Kuis**
I'm going to go report to Washu-sama,
**[11:50] Kuis**
so if anything comes up,
you can reach me there.
**[11:52] Seina**
Roger that.
**[11:53] Seina**
Safe travels.
**[11:54] Kuis**
Thanks.
**[11:57] Jovia**
Blegh!
**[12:03] Kuis**
Well, everyone!
**[12:05] Kuis**
Have a good time!
**[12:06] Kuis**
I'll see you in half a year!
**[12:09] Jovia**
D-Damn that boring,
bland, chicken stock-looking hag!
**[12:13] Tsukiko**
Time to work.
**[12:16] Jovia**
I hadn't saved in so long...
**[12:20] Miki**
Seabed within
the acceleration zone is stable.
**[12:23] Kirche**
All facilities are nominal.
**[12:25] Seina**
Initiate growth program.
**[12:27] Tsukiko**
Roger.
**[12:28] Tsukiko**
Deploy barrier zone probes
**[12:30] Tsukiko**
and set coordinates.
**[12:31] D**
Fine-tuning barrier dimensions...
**[12:33] Tsukiko**
All green. Preparations complete.
**[12:36] Seina**
Begin acceleration!
**[12:37] Tsukiko**
Roger.
**[12:39] Tsukiko**
Accelerating to step 1 inside the barrier.
**[12:53] Jovia**
Seriously, though,
**[12:54] Jovia**
creating an entire island
is like playing god.
**[12:57] Tsukiko**
Actually doing something this absurd is
**[13:00] Tsukiko**
something only the philosophers
at the academy are capable of.
**[13:03] Miki**
Stabilization of the bedrock on track.
**[13:05] D**
Confirmed formation
of underground water sources.
**[13:07] Kirche**
The surface vegetation
is also entering the predicted cycle.
**[13:13] Miki**
No problematic microbes detected
in the atmosphere or in the ground.
**[13:17] Tsukiko**
The marine environment is also on track.
**[13:19] Tsukiko**
The differences with the open sea
are within acceptable ranges.
**[13:22] Tsukiko**
No deviations from our predicted models.
**[13:24] Seina**
Roger.
**[13:25] Seina**
Then, let's reassess the situation
after 100 years. So, in five cycles.
**[13:42] Washu**
I've taken care of the repairs
on your graftling's unit.
**[13:46] Washu**
I've completely swapped out
the preservation subsystem,
**[13:49] Washu**
so you won't have
any issues going forward.
**[13:53] Masaki**
I'd like to thank you for that.
**[13:56] Washu**
But this and that are different matters, eh?
**[13:58] Masaki**
I don't have some near-death experience
fetish in the guise of a check-up!
**[14:03] Masaki**
Sheesh.
**[14:05] Washu**
For having been created in an instant,
**[14:09] Washu**
your body is quite well-made.
**[14:10] Washu**
If I had to point out a drawback,
**[14:11] Washu**
it would be that, while you can have sexual
intercourse, you can't have children.
**[14:15] Masaki**
Isn't that amazing in its own right?
**[14:17] Washu**
The magic essence system's true power
is limitless within the three dimensions.
**[14:21] Washu**
So adding the ability to have
children would be possible, too.
**[14:24] Masaki**
I guess that's what instant gets you.
**[14:27] Washu**
So, about the graftling's future.
**[14:30] Washu**
If you want to turn it into a ship,
**[14:31] Washu**
we'll need to do a transplant
procedure into a dedicated unit.
**[14:34] Masaki**
Could we discuss this
when Tenchi-dono is here?
**[14:37] Washu**
You really don't need to be
that suspicious of me.
**[14:40] Masaki**
As long as there's no near-death experience.
**[14:47] Sasami**
I brought snacks!
**[14:49] Sasami**
Oh, Masaki-oneechan, please have
some of the snacks I brought.
**[14:52] Masaki**
Tsu-Tsunami-sama...
please don't worry about me.
**[14:57] Sasami**
Oh, please,
**[14:58] Sasami**
call me Sasami when I'm in this form.
**[15:00] Masaki**
Oh, r-right. Sasami-sama.
**[15:12] Ringo**
Kuis-sama...
**[15:14] Ringo**
If she had captured the assailants,
**[15:17] Ringo**
we could've made some money out of it...
**[15:19] Otoka**
Depending on the selection
of the representatives,
**[15:21] Otoka**
the ranking in the new
government will be affected...
**[15:23] Otoka**
So reaching an immediate
conclusion will be difficult.
**[15:25] Ringo**
To think how much money
has to be wasted for that...
**[15:29] Otoka**
On the upside,
**[15:30] Otoka**
the preparation of Tabletop
Island is going well.
**[15:32] Ringo**
This could have just been sent
to one location, as well.
**[15:36] Otoka**
Let's get it to the involved parties, then.
**[15:39] Ringo**
Safe and guaranteed,
**[15:40] Ringo**
as cheaply as possible.
**[15:42] Otoka**
That would be the GP Deliveries.
**[15:46] Woman**
Y-Yes!
**[15:52] Woman**
Um...
**[15:53] Woman**
The address is...
**[15:56] Jovia**
So the new estimated
finish date is in 30 days?
**[16:00] Seina**
Since we didn't encounter any
problems during the first 1000 years,
**[16:04] Seina**
we decided that checking once
every five cycles would suffice.
**[16:07] Seina**
During that time,
**[16:09] Seina**
the observation is going to
be done exclusively on Tabletop Island.
**[16:15] Jovia**
Is that another test?
**[16:16] Seina**
Yes.
**[16:17] Seina**
But if we do that,
**[16:18] Seina**
the bridge is going to be
in acceleration mode, as well.
**[16:20] Miki**
In other words,
**[16:21] Miki**
he's saying you need to clean
up those games and other things.
**[16:24] Jovia**
Roger that!
**[16:25] Jovia**
So, what is everyone going to
do during that time?
**[16:27] Seina**
I was actually thinking that Tsukiko-san could
live in the magic unit inside the Kamidake.
**[16:33] Tsukiko**
Huh?
**[16:34] Jovia**
I see. Tsukikocchi's magic debut, eh?
**[16:38] Jovia**
Okay, okay!
**[16:39] Jovia**
Say no more.
**[16:40] Jovia**
I'll tag along, as well!
**[16:41] Tsukiko**
Thank you for your help.
**[16:47] Tsukiko**
The fantasy world
I've been dreaming about...
**[16:49] Tsukiko**
I can't even express what it feels like
that I'll get to experience it in real life!
**[16:55] Tsukiko**
Wow.
**[16:57] Tsukiko**
That's an odd sight.
**[16:59] Tsukiko**
It's like you've turned a star upside down.
**[17:01] Seina**
This is done to keep the source
of magic, the magic essence,
**[17:04] Seina**
trapped on the backside.
**[17:06] Seina**
If you went down to the surface,
**[17:07] Seina**
it'd look normal.
**[17:09] Jovia**
Hearing an explanation isn't worth it,
**[17:11] Jovia**
so you should just ignore it.
**[17:12] Jovia**
Sheesh, it's like a textbook
example of that saying,
**[17:15] Jovia**
"Sufficiently advanced technology
is indistinguishable from magic."
**[17:17] Seina**
Let's all take separate paths from here.
**[17:20] Seina**
No matter which way we take,
they're all connected anyway.
**[17:28] Jovia**
Just like that.
**[17:44] Tsukiko**
*What a strange feeling...*
**[17:46] Tsukiko**
*Smell?*
**[17:48] Tsukiko**
*Air?*
**[17:49] Tsukiko**
*Could this be?*
**[17:57] Tsukiko**
*The smell of a thick green...*
**[17:59] Tsukiko**
*Is this... the magic essence?*
**[18:23] Tsukiko**
*They're elves!*
**[18:24] Souren**
Thank you for making your way here.
**[18:26] Souren**
You are Masaki Kiriko-sama's
mother, correct?
**[18:29] Tsukiko**
Yes, my name is Masaki Tsukiko.
**[18:32] Souren**
My name is Souren. I have been
tasked with guiding you.
**[18:35] Souren**
To my right is my younger sister.
**[18:37] Airen**
My name is Airen.
**[18:39] Tsukiko**
I see.
**[18:40] Tsukiko**
Everything is so new to me,
**[18:42] Tsukiko**
so I'm afraid I will need your help.
**[18:45] Tsukiko**
I apologize for already asking questions,
**[18:47] Tsukiko**
but two of my companions
should be here somewhere...
**[18:50] Souren**
Seina-sama is right over there.
**[18:53] Seina**
I thought you might want to enjoy
that "isekai" feeling by yourself.
**[18:57] Tsukiko**
I'm thoroughly enjoying it.
**[19:00] Seina**
But I wasn't expecting you to be here,
Souren-san and Airen-san.
**[19:04] Souren**
Kiriko-sama is handling the work
over there with all her might...
**[19:08] Airen**
When she gets like that,
we can't be of any help.
**[19:10] Airen**
Right?
**[19:14] Seina**
But, Airen-san,
**[19:16] Seina**
weren't you supposed to be
investigating something on ZINV's planet?
**[19:18] Airen**
There, too, the specialist workers
were so motivated.
**[19:21] Airen**
They didn't need me there, either.
**[19:24] Jovia**
Oh, man! Oh, man!
**[19:25] Jovia**
I forgot that Tsukikocchi is
a complete and utter noob!
**[19:29] Jovia**
I bet she's lost somewhere—
**[19:30] Jovia**
Huh?
**[19:31] Jovia**
How'd you get here?
**[19:32] Jovia**
Oh, Airencchi!
**[19:34] AIren**
Oh, Jovia!
**[19:35] AIren**
Long time no see!
**[19:37] Both**
Yeah!
**[19:42] Souren**
I'm so embarrassed...
**[19:45] Tsukiko**
It's fine, as long as you're available...
**[19:54] Souren**
Tsukiko-sama,
**[19:55] Souren**
I heard that you came here
to learn how to use magic.
**[19:58] Tsukiko**
Yes.
**[19:58] Souren**
How are you feeling right now?
**[19:59] Airen**
Tsukiko-dono looks just like Kiriko-dono.
**[20:02] Airen**
So, how's her personality?
**[20:04] Jovia**
I had my skull almost
crushed time and again.
**[20:07] Airen**
So, in the end, she's a brute force type, too...
**[20:10] Airen**
If she's that similar to Kiriko-dono,
and I want to stay on her good side,
**[20:13] Airen**
maybe I shouldn't hang out with you too much?
**[20:17] Jovia**
Hey, brother!
**[20:19] Jovia**
Don't say such backstabby things.
**[20:22] Jovia**
If it comes to that...
**[20:24] Both**
I'll use her as a shield!
**[20:31] Airen**
Just beyond this little forest,
**[20:33] Airen**
there is the lord's manor.
**[20:34] Tsukiko**
So that means there is a lord?
**[20:38] Jovia**
I mean, the lord's right behind you.
**[20:41] Seina**
Well, we are technically
inside the Kamidake.
**[20:45] Seina**
So I'm just the lord in name.
**[20:52] Tsukiko**
So wonderful.
**[20:58] Acha**
Hero!
**[20:59] Acha**
Welcome home.
**[21:00] Seina**
I'm back, Acha.
**[21:02] Seina**
Have you been well?
**[21:04] Acha**
Yes!
**[21:05] Kalushushu**
Welcome home, Master.
**[21:08] Seina**
Thank you for your hard
work, Kalushushu-san.
**[21:10] Seina**
We'll be bothering you for a bit again.
**[21:12] Seina**
This is...
**[21:13] Tsukiko**
Thank you for having me.
**[21:14] Tsukiko**
My name is Masaki Tsukiko.
**[21:17] Kalushushu**
A very warm welcome to you.
**[21:19] Kalushushu**
My name is Kalushushu,
**[21:21] Kalushushu**
and I have been tasked
with managing this house.
**[21:24] Seina**
She is an Ancient Dryad, a tree fairy.
**[21:29] Tsukiko**
A dryad...
**[21:38] Kalushushu**
If there is anything you need,
please call for me.
**[21:52] Tsukiko**
Could it be that ZINV-sama has something
to do with the fact that she serves you?
**[21:58] Seina**
Apparently, to them,
**[21:59] Seina**
the royal trees are something akin to gods.
**[22:02] Tsukiko**
I see. That might be a thing.
**[22:06] Seina**
By the way, Acha.
**[22:07] Seina**
Were you able to meet your mother?
**[22:09] Acha**
Yes.
**[22:10] Acha**
I cooked, cleaned, washed,
and hunted with my mom.
**[22:14] Seina**
Hunted?
**[22:15] Acha**
Yes!
**[22:16] Acha**
Because the scary pirates went away!
**[22:23] Seina**
So, about the schedule starting tomorrow—
**[22:25] Seina**
I think it's a good idea
to begin by doing pit hunts.
**[22:28] Seina**
Those are the first steps
for hunter adventurers.
**[22:30] Tsukiko**
I thought I'd have to start
by gathering healing herbs.
**[22:34] Seina**
Would you like to go take
a peek tomorrow?
**[22:37] Tsukiko**
Yes! That sounds like fun!
**[22:38] Airen**
Seina-dono...
**[22:41] Airen**
That could prove to be difficult.
**[22:44] Seina**
Why's that?
**[22:50] Airen**
That was scary.
**[22:51] Tsukiko**
Do you get told that your personality
is too stark a contrast to your appearance?
**[22:56] Seina**
Well, I guess she's the Amane-san type.
**[22:58] Seina**
So, Airen-san, what do you mean by difficult?
**[23:01] Airen**
Huh?
**[23:02] Airen**
Oh, Tsukiko-dono's already got it.
**[23:05] Airen**
The magic essence cold.
**[23:10] Seina**
Thermo!
**[23:14] Seina**
*Nayuta?*
**[23:15] Nayuta**
* Yes, there's no doubt,*
* those are the initial symptoms.*
**[23:19] Tsukiko**
Doesn't the magic essence cold mean...
**[23:21] Seina**
Yes.
**[23:22] Seina**
The organ for using magic
is beginning to form inside your body.
**[23:27] Tsukiko**
Ah... I see.
**[23:32] Tsukiko**
I'm looking forward to it.
# E5 - Tsukikagekouhi
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GWDU8EZW3/tsukikagekouhi)
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***SIGN*** Tenchi Muyo!
GXP Paradise Starting
***SIGN*** Episode 5 "Tsukikagekouhi"
**[01:38] Seina**
The magic essence cold is a side-effect of
**[01:41] Seina**
the magic essence organ
being formed in your body.
**[01:45] Tsukiko**
Well, it's for being able to use magic,
**[01:48] Tsukiko**
I'm prepared to suffer
for it to some degree.
**[01:51] Seina**
Besides, in order to make the capacity
of the magic essence organ as big as possible,
**[01:55] Seina**
every bit of usable energy inside your body
that can be spared will be used...
**[01:58] Jovia**
Well, nobody's ever died
of the magic essence cold, so it's fine.
**[02:03] Jovia**
But there's something more important, right?
**[02:06] Seina**
Right, there is an important thing
that I'd like you to learn.
**[02:12] Seina**
As you symptoms progress,
**[02:14] Seina**
your head will get fuzzy with the fever,
**[02:16] Seina**
and then you'll start hearing
some sort of sound in your ears.
**[02:18] Seina**
It's almost like someone is talking to you.
**[02:21] Tsukiko**
Did you say like someone's talking to me?
**[02:23] Seina**
Yes.
**[02:24] Seina**
It's an announcement
from the magic essence system.
**[02:26] Seina**
Maybe an analogy for it would be like
when you install an app on your PC,
**[02:29] Seina**
you have to set up the language setting.
**[02:31] Tsukiko**
So I have to make
that kind of adjustment, then.
**[02:35] Tsukiko**
But how do I do that?
**[02:36] Jovia**
That's easy!
**[02:37] Jovia**
"Say in words I understand, you moron!"
**[02:40] Jovia**
is what you have to think or say out loud.
**[02:43] Tsukiko**
What?
**[02:45] Seina**
Basically, the important part is
that you will it to be words you understand.
**[02:50] Seina**
If you hear the announcement
in Japanese, you've succeeded.
**[02:53] Tsukiko**
What happens if I don't succeed?
**[02:56] Seina**
Then transmitting your intentions to the
magic essence system will become ambiguous,
**[03:00] Seina**
which makes actualizing
magic more difficult.
**[03:02] Tsukiko**
So it's like having difficulties communicating
with someone who doesn't speak your language?
**[03:06] Seina**
Yes, but normal people
are using magic like that.
**[03:10] Tsukiko**
So that's you guys' cheat.
**[03:13] Jovia**
Well, the rest you just gotta experience.
**[03:18] Jovia**
Aren't you starting to feel worse now?
**[03:20] Tsukiko**
Yes...
**[03:22] Seina**
Anyway, please don't forget
to keep that in mind.
**[03:34] Tsukiko**
I know you have nothing to do,
**[03:36] Tsukiko**
but you're really playing video games here?
**[03:38] Tsukiko**
Why do I sound like
I'm scolding my dumb son?
**[03:42] Jovia**
From my point of view, that's normal.
**[03:44] Jovia**
Seinacchi is the one who's weird.
**[03:47] Tsukiko**
Playing erotic video games
in front of people is not normal.
**[03:51] Jovia**
There was a ton of them in the data
that Washu-chan unlocked for me.
**[03:56] Jovia**
Want to discuss erotic stuff with me?
**[03:58] Tsukiko**
Why don't you go do
that with that unfortunate elf...
**[04:06] Jovia**
It's probably time.
**[04:08] Jovia**
Tsukikocchi, don't forget what Seina said.
**[04:12] Jovia**
Don't forget. You can't forget.
Don't forget. You can't—
**[04:22] Tsukiko**
*So... hot...*
**[04:25] Tsukiko**
*Hot... Hot...*
**[04:45] Tsukiko**
*You've become such a nice-looking adult...*
**[04:49] Tsukiko**
*Shut up... shut up...*
**[04:52] Tsukiko**
*Shut up... shut up...*
**[04:54] Tsukiko**
*Shut up... shut up...*
**[04:56] Tsukiko**
*I'm at a good spot,*
**[04:58] Tsukiko**
*why are you still in my ear?!*
**[05:00] Tsukiko**
**I don't understand.**
**[05:02] Tsukiko**
**I don't understand!**
**[05:04] Tsukiko**
**What are you saying?!**
**[05:08] Tsukiko**
**I said I don't understand!**
**[05:10] Tsukiko**
**Please, say it in words I understand!**
**[05:14] Voice**
*...essence... strong... image... materialize*
**[05:17] Tsukiko**
**What?**
**[05:18] Voice**
*...magic... essence...
is materialized by strong images.*
**[05:22] Tsukiko**
**Is this what Seina-chan was talking about?**
**[05:24] Voice**
*The potential of
the magic essence is infinite.*
**[05:27] Voice**
*The magic essence is
the essence of everything.*
**[05:30] Voice**
*It can turn into anything.*
**[05:33] Voice**
*Ask the magic essence.*
**[05:34] Voice**
*The magic essence remembers everything.*
**[05:38] Voice**
*Spread your kind.*
**[05:40] Voice**
*To the land.*
**[05:41] Voice**
*To the stars.*
**[05:42] Voice**
*Fill the universe.*
**[05:43] Tsukiko**
*I see... I succeeded...*
**[05:44] Voice**
*Our child, go forth and create paradise.*
**[06:20] Tsukiko**
*This is...*
**[06:22] Tsukiko**
*Oh, right,*
**[06:23] Tsukiko**
*I got the magic essence cold...*
**[06:26] Kalushushu**
Have you awoken?
**[06:30] Tsukiko**
Could you please bring me up to speed?
**[06:33] Kalushushu**
It's been twelve days since you fell asleep.
**[06:36] Tsukiko**
I see.
**[06:37] Jovia**
Oh, you finally woke up, Tsukikocchi!
**[06:40] Jovia**
Then, let's get to
the first ritual right away!
**[06:52] Tsukiko**
I've been asleep all this time,
**[06:54] Tsukiko**
my stomach won't accept anything solid.
**[06:56] Jovia**
I knew you had a strong mind,
**[06:59] Jovia**
but I'm impressed you can withstand the hunger
after waking from the magic essence cold.
**[07:01] Jovia**
With that said,
**[07:02] Jovia**
the magic essence has super
strengthened your guts,
**[07:04] Jovia**
so nothing can hurt it.
**[07:06] Jovia**
Though to be on the safe side,
we always start with stew as the first meal.
**[07:11] Kalushushu**
Yes, there is nothing to worry about.
**[07:30] Jovia**
For real?
**[07:31] Jovia**
How strong can your resolve be?
**[07:33] Tsukiko**
Looks like it's going to be okay.
**[07:35] Jovia**
Then go for the solid stuff, too.
**[07:46] Jovia**
So, bread or rice?
**[07:50] Tsukiko**
Rice!
**[07:52] Jovia**
I know, right?!
**[07:59] Kai**
Hello?
**[08:05] Kai**
I know you must be very busy,
**[08:08] Kai**
but I was told to come check on you
**[08:10] Kai**
because "yesterday night
must have been quite fun".
**[08:18] Kai**
As you friend and as a man,
**[08:20] Kai**
I'm disappointed in you, Seina!
**[08:27] Tsukiko**
I can't anymore...
**[08:30] Tsukiko**
I haven't eaten enough,
but my stomach is at its limit...
**[08:33] Jovia**
You'll digest it soon, and you'll
be doing this again in three hours.
**[08:36] Jovia**
So?
**[08:37] Jovia**
Since you slept this long,
I guess you heard that voice?
**[08:42] Tsukiko**
Yes.
**[08:43] Tsukiko**
It was like I was accidentally
able to acknowledge it.
**[08:45] Jovia**
Right?
**[08:46] Jovia**
You're suffering and it's
mumbling into your ear...
**[08:48] Jovia**
So you go, "Shut up, you moron!"
**[08:50] Tsukiko**
Yes, I know exactly what you mean.
**[08:56] Jovia**
Your temperature is rising again.
**[08:59] Tsukiko**
It's coming back?
**[09:01] Jovia**
Since you refueled your body,
**[09:02] Jovia**
the magic essence organ
is trying to resume growing.
**[09:06] Jovia**
It'll calm down if you start using magic,
**[09:08] Jovia**
so I'll call Airencchi so
we can do some magic lessons.
**[09:51] Souren**
Seina-sama.
**[09:52] Souren**
It seems Tsukiko-sama has woken up.
**[09:55] Seina**
I see.
**[09:56] Seina**
Judging from the timing,
**[09:57] Seina**
I suppose she was able to
hear the voice properly.
**[10:00] Seina**
But that also means that her
recovery will take some time.
**[10:03] Souren**
I will have Airen take turns
with Jovia-san to take care of her.
**[10:07] Seina**
Thank you so much.
**[10:10] Seina**
It really would not be appropriate
for me to be doing that...
**[10:15] Seina**
Come in.
**[10:18] Masaki**
Seina, do something about
that mad scientist!
**[10:34] Airen**
So, how was the other business?
**[10:37] Tsukiko**
I've never had one that big...
**[10:39] Jovia**
Tsukikocchi, you don't
sound like yourself...
**[10:43] Tsukiko**
Well, I guess it makes sense
considering how much I ate.
**[10:50] Jovia**
Anyway, isn't it a bit absurd
how fast you're learning this?
**[10:55] Tsukiko**
You figured it all out by yourself, right?
**[10:57] Tsukiko**
I have a teacher.
**[10:59] Jovia**
Even with that fact thrown in.
**[11:03] Tsukiko**
Speaking of.
**[11:05] Tsukiko**
I had a strange dream while I was sleeping.
**[11:11] Airen**
A child making a magic essence body?
**[11:14] Jovia**
That sounds like a monster.
**[11:16] Jovia**
If that's real,
**[11:17] Jovia**
it might be feedback
from the magic essence system.
**[11:21] Tsukiko**
You mean the system's memory?
**[11:23] Jovia**
Yes. If that child really existed,
**[11:26] Jovia**
then it wouldn't be strange
if it was recorded as a special example.
**[11:30] Tsukiko**
Feedback or just a dream...
**[11:34] Tsukiko**
Let's find out.
**[11:38] Tsukiko**
I think it was...
**[11:39] Tsukiko**
bone structure, high-strength,
light-weight, composite materials,
**[11:42] Tsukiko**
non-degrading, accumulating
required magic essence, forming...
**[11:46] Jovia**
H-Hey!
**[11:47] Airen**
What are you doing?!
**[11:49] Jovia**
Stop it, are you trying to die?!
**[11:51] Airen**
I don't know how to stop this!
**[11:53] Jovia**
I don't know, either.
**[11:55] Jovia**
Damn it, this brat's resisting my magic!
**[11:57] Airen**
But at this rate, Tsukiko-dono is—
**[11:59] Jovia**
We have no choice but to assist!
**[12:01] Jovia**
Let's link our magic essence
and replenish her...
**[12:06] Jovia**
She's absorbing external magic essence?!
**[12:08] Jovia**
Seriously?!
**[12:10] Airen**
She's controlling both at the same time?
**[12:11] Airen**
She just awoke today, right?!
**[12:14] Jovia**
You're so crazy!
**[12:16] Jovia**
I guess it's true that you see
a record of the system!
**[12:20] Jovia**
Ugh, she's making some
sort of mystery metal...
**[12:23] Airen**
I've not managed anything like this yet...
**[12:27] Seina**
Kalushushu-san!
**[12:30] Kalushushu**
I apologize...
**[12:32] Kalushushu**
A large amount of my magic
essence was taken from me,
**[12:34] Kalushushu**
so my control of the mansion is...
**[12:39] Kalushushu**
I am fine now.
**[12:41] Seina**
What is happening over there...
**[12:43] Nayuta**
Oh, that's mystery metal generation.
**[12:47] Seina**
Who would do something like that?
**[12:49] Nayuta**
This phenomenon only happens
for the initial generation.
**[12:54] Seina**
Kalushushu, Tsukiko-san awoke today, right?
**[12:58] Kalushushu**
Yes, in the morning.
**[13:02] Seina**
It's not even been half a day...
**[13:11] Tsukiko**
I thought I was going to die.
**[13:12] Jovia**
You really were about to die!
**[13:15] Jovia**
There, you don't have to talk,
just focus on breathing.
**[13:21] Tsukiko**
Okay, I'm fine now.
**[13:23] Jovia**
Recovered already?
**[13:24] Airen**
Your respiratory organs got
strengthened to amazing point.
**[13:27] Tsukiko**
I didn't train for nothing.
**[13:29] Airen**
That's right.
**[13:30] Airen**
Kiriko-dono was a martial
arts master, as well.
**[13:33] Tsukiko**
I'm grateful that it helps
with recovering magic essence, as well.
**[13:37] Tsukiko**
Jovia.
**[13:38] Jovia**
What? You should rest some more.
**[13:40] Tsukiko**
I'm hungry.
**[13:41] Jovia**
Oh, all right!
**[13:44] Masaki**
I see now why Seina-dono refrains
from coming here despite being so worried.
**[13:51] Jovia**
Speaking of, when did you come back?
**[13:53] Masaki**
I escaped!
**[13:55] Masaki**
That mad woman made me
a lab rat again and again!
**[13:58] Jovia**
That tracks.
**[14:00] Masaki**
So, this is the result
of that incident from earlier?
**[14:04] Jovia**
Yup, the same thing that's inside you.
**[14:07] Masaki**
It seemed like it was
pretty easy when you made it.
**[14:11] Jovia**
That's if you have
the proper equipment for it.
**[14:14] Jovia**
Without that, it's such an absurd magic
spell that you wouldn't want to do it.
**[14:19] Masaki**
Absurd, eh?
**[14:22] Masaki**
And that is an impressive appetite.
**[14:26] Masaki**
But that means you also have to
eject an impressive amount, huh?
**[14:29] Jovia**
Idio—
**[14:32] Masaki**
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
**[14:34] Tsukiko**
Please refrain while I'm eating.
**[14:36] Masaki**
I got it, I got it!
**[14:38] Masaki**
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
**[14:42] Airen**
I feel like an incredible witch
has been awakened...
**[14:46] Jovia**
Tsukiko...
**[14:49] Jovia**
Scaryko...
**[14:54] Mizuho**
*So that's the situation.*
**[14:56] Mizuho**
*We keep seeing candidates drop out,*
**[14:58] Mizuho**
* especially from Varta,*
* da Rumah, Jurai, and Shank.*
**[15:01] Mizuho**
* It looks like the selection process*
* is going to take some more time...*
**[15:06] Kuis**
It makes sense.
**[15:07] Kuis**
There aren't that many
weird people who enjoy having
**[15:11] Kuis**
the fate of their guild
rest on their shoulders.
**[15:13] Seto**
Good, good, it seems things
are going smoothly.
**[15:17] Mizuho**
* The tenth verification team's report*
* could confirm the matter of Palty Jurai...*
**[15:22] Mizuho**
* But that was too much to keep*
* from Mikami-sama and my mother.*
**[15:26] Seto**
It's a good experience for the new girls.
**[15:29] Seto**
Besides, it was about time
to tell those two anyway.
**[15:32] Mizuho**
* But I'm the one who has to*
* hear their complaints...*
**[15:37] Mikami**
*Please don't be so cruel to my Misao-chan.*
**[15:40] Mikami**
*She's stuck between a wife and a hard place.*
**[15:43] Airi**
*Don't you care about your parents?!*
**[15:44] Airi**
* So that super treacherous dirty hag is more*
* important to you than your actual mother!*
**[15:49] Airi**
*Isn't that right?!*
**[15:51] Kuis**
Oh, my, she called you
super treacherous dirty hag.
**[15:56] Seto**
I think she's talking about you.
**[15:58] Airi**
* P.S.: By the way, it's both bland*
* and too much makeup!*
**[16:02] Both**
Oh...
**[16:03] Mizuho**
*That is all.*
**[16:06] Seto**
Mizuho-chan is developing more and more.
**[16:09] Kuis**
At the same time, her wedding day
seems further and further away.
**[16:12] Kuis**
With that said,
**[16:13] Kuis**
it seems the change to
a new generation at Mikami-sama
**[16:15] Kuis**
and Airi-sama's places seems
to be going well.
**[16:17] Seto**
We need them to support Yosho-dono and
Tenchi-dono, Seina-dono and his entourage...
**[16:23] Seto**
They need to show us that they're
actually rising up to the challenge.
**[16:28] Kuis**
I'll see to it that Palty-sama's
nomination as representative
**[16:31] Kuis**
will move forward
from tentative to definitive.
**[16:33] Kuis**
Then we will be able to maneuver
the other pieces, as well.
**[16:36] Seto**
But with that,
**[16:38] Seto**
I'd like to have someone we could
install right in the thick of it.
**[16:40] Seto**
Won't someone as capable as Funaho-dono,
Tenchi-dono, or Seina-dono show up?
**[16:46] Kuis**
Waiting for that kind of miracle...
**[16:49] Kuis**
I do know what you mean, though.
**[16:57] Tsukiko**
When they're awake,
they're loud and annoying,
**[17:01] Tsukiko**
but it's also a bit too lonely
when they're quiet.
**[17:10] Tsukiko**
That's where Seina-chan is...
**[17:13] Tsukiko**
I want to see him, but...
**[17:28] Seina**
Come in.
**[17:39] Seina**
Tsukiko-san?
**[17:44] Seina**
No, a magic essence body?
**[17:49] Tsukiko**
Good evening.
**[17:51] Seina**
Tsu-Tsukiko-san?
**[17:53] Seina**
Um, Tsukiko-san... you see...
**[17:57] Tsukiko**
Just a bit more.
**[17:59] Seina**
Um, but...
**[18:05] Seina**
This is a magic essence body, right?
**[18:08] Seina**
How did you...?
**[18:09] Tsukiko**
It's from a memory
of the magic essence system.
**[18:11] Seina**
I did hear about that.
**[18:13] Seina**
But trying that out immediately is a bit...
**[18:15] Tsukiko**
But it's fun.
**[18:17] Tsukiko**
It's something that can be done
with space technology, as well,
**[18:20] Tsukiko**
but the good thing is that you
can do it with your own will.
**[18:23] Seina**
I do... know what you mean.
**[18:26] Tsukiko**
I don't want to, but I'll go back.
**[18:28] Tsukiko**
The three stooges are about
to wake up over there, too.
**[18:31] Seina**
All the people who are supposed to
take care of you are asleep?
**[18:34] Seina**
Then what's the point—
**[18:35] Tsukiko**
Oh?
**[18:36] Tsukiko**
Didn't you foist them on me so
you could get your work here done?
**[18:40] Seina**
What? That is completely untrue...?
**[18:43] Tsukiko**
You're so bad at lying.
**[18:51] Tsukiko**
That's your punishment for lying.
**[18:58] Tsukiko**
I'm going to seal this memory so that the
main me remembers when the right time comes.
**[19:03] Tsukiko**
Well, then, good night.
**[19:07] Seina**
So that the main me remembers...
**[19:10] Seina**
That means she's even mastered
parallel consciousness.
**[19:18] Seina**
Good thing nobody was here.
**[19:29] Seina**
Thanks, D.
**[19:32] Seina**
And please keep this secret, as well, Nayuta.
**[19:35] Nayuta**
Roger.
**[19:38] Miki**
The status of the island's surface, as well as
the environment under water, are both nominal.
**[19:42] Kirche**
The disparity between the outside environment
is within acceptable parameters, as well.
**[19:46] Kirche**
According to the correction logs,
**[19:47] Kirche**
Tabletop Island's surveillance system
is working properly, as well.
**[19:52] Seina**
Please send Washu-san the data.
**[19:54] Miki**
Roger.
**[19:56] Miki**
We got a response.
**[19:57] Seina**
Then, we will now move
on to the main program.
**[20:00] Miki**
Roger. Loading program.
**[20:05] Kirche**
Launch confirmed.
**[20:06] Kirche**
Time acceleration is stable.
**[20:09] Kirche**
We've reached maximum acceleration.
**[20:17] Miki**
Checking each sector. All green.
**[20:23] Jovia**
This is so boring.
**[20:28] Jovia**
I thought some sort of scary monster would
have been born during the time acceleration.
**[20:32] Jovia**
Instead all that happened is
that the ground got moldy.
**[20:35] Miki**
The only mold is in your head.
**[20:37] Miki**
Besides, what happened
to taking care of my mother?
**[20:41] Jovia**
That witch queen doesn't
need any form of care at all!
**[20:46] Kirche**
Witch queen?
**[20:48] Jovia**
Yeah!
**[20:48] Jovia**
She's using parallel consciousnesses
to use multiple magic essence bodies,
**[20:52] Jovia**
so Airen, Masaki,
and I are like her four lords!
**[20:55] Jovia**
She's straight up subdued Kalushushu,
making her the leader of us four lords!
**[20:59] Miki**
That means she's whipping
you around a lot, huh?
**[21:03] Kirche**
So you being the weakest
of the four lords means
**[21:06] Kirche**
you were told to come check on Seina-san?
**[21:09] Jovia**
Damn it, that's exactly right!
**[21:12] Jovia**
Mikicchi, that Internet
idol has a cute face
**[21:14] Jovia**
but she's somehow turned
into a poison-tongued meanie!
**[21:16] Miki**
It's the result of some moron poking
at her till she turned out this way.
**[21:20] Miki**
Weakest of the four lords.
**[21:23] Jovia**
It's not true... I'm not the weakest!
**[21:26] Jovia**
Not the weakest...
**[21:28] Seina**
I'll have to think of some way
to thank Airen-san and the others...
**[21:34] Seina**
I'm sorry, it seems we're
causing all sorts of trouble.
**[21:37] Souren**
Please don't worry about it.
**[21:39] Souren**
It's good for her.
**[21:42] Seina**
Is that so?
**[21:44] Seina**
I'd be happy if it were...
**[21:46] Souren**
She might seem to always be doing her thing,
**[21:49] Souren**
but no matter where she goes,
**[21:51] Souren**
she's usually shunned
or kept at arm's length.
**[21:53] Souren**
Since we met you,
**[21:55] Souren**
and pardon me for saying this, but she
knows so many people like her now...
**[21:59] Souren**
Oh, this doesn't have any
deep meaning or anything.
**[22:02] Seina**
Oh it's fine.
**[22:04] Seina**
Airen-san is still
in the realm of the normal people.
**[22:08] Souren**
Oh, you can be quite harsh, too.
**[22:10] Seina**
It's not quite what Miki-senpai said,
**[22:13] Seina**
but my training is always
in the present progressive tense.
**[22:17] Seina**
Maybe it's the same
for Tsukiko-san, as well...
**[22:32] Maid**
Welcome home, Master.
**[22:38] Tsukiko**
Welcome home, Seina-chan.
**[22:40] Seina**
C-Congratulations on your recovery.
**[22:43] Tsukiko**
Thank you.
**[22:44] Tsukiko**
I rebuilt the mansion quite a bit,
what do you think?
**[22:48] Seina**
It's impressive...
**[22:52] Tsukiko**
There are so many people relying
on you who might move here,
**[22:57] Tsukiko**
so I thought it would be better
to have a proper mansion.
**[23:00] Tsukiko**
Kiriko and the others will
return here eventually, too.
**[23:03] Tsukiko**
Well...
**[23:05] Tsukiko**
That's the official reason, but honestly,
**[23:07] Tsukiko**
using magic was so much fun.
**[23:09] Tsukiko**
Once you can use it, it's hard to stop.
**[23:13] Seina**
I do know that feeling.
**[23:16] Seina**
But what do you do now?
**[23:17] Seina**
You skipped a bunch of stuff
and are at a level of a castle ruler...
**[23:21] Tsukiko**
I'll start with the regular pit hunt.
**[23:24] Jovia**
If anything, shouldn't you be someone
that adventures vanqui—
**[24:51] Jovia**
It's truly a tropical island!
**[24:57] Washu**
*Looks like things are progressing nicely.*
**[24:59] Washu**
* I think the island's*
* in sufficiently good shape.*
**[25:02] Tsukiko**
The environmental link
to the outside world is nominal, as well.
**[25:05] Washu**
* Next, we'll switch the shield to a filter*
* and see how things go.*
**[25:10] Washu**
*It'll be done in about a month.*
**[25:13] Washu**
*Then you can go explore the island.*
**[25:16] Both**
Exploring!
**[25:18] Miki**
We don't have too much time
to be playing around.
**[25:21] Miki**
We have to begin the preparations to take
in the pirate guilds that will be moving here.
**[25:25] Seina**
How is the selection process for
picking each guild's representative going?
**[25:28] Washu**
They are all still trying
to avoid getting the short straw.
**[25:31] Jovia**
Doesn't that mean we can have
some fun here for a while?
**[25:35] Washu**
* We told them that they*
* will lose by default if they*
**[25:38] Washu**
* can't resolve it by the time*
* the island is finished.*
**[25:40] Seina**
That means that should
get settled soon then.
**[25:43] Washu**
*The real show is starting now.*
**[25:45] Washu**
*We're counting on you, Seina-dono.*
**[25:47] Seina**
Understood.
**[25:49] Seina**
*A mock battle between the pirate guilds...*
**[25:53] Seina**
* We'll need some sort of plan so they don't*
* realize that I'm in the middle of this.*
# E6 - Welcome to Paradise!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G14U49NVJ/welcome-to-paradise)
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**[00:22] Fuku**
Seina!
**[00:23] Fuku**
Fish!
**[00:24] Fuku**
Fish!
**[00:26] Jovia**
The furballs have become
feral in a flash, eh?
**[00:30] Miki**
Are you really in a position to talk
with your leopard print bikini and spear?
**[00:33] Kirche**
I figured you'd use nothing
but leaves to cover yourself.
**[00:38] Jovia**
Even I am not that ridiculous.
**[00:44] Masaki**
Well, you can't help it
when nature is this untainted.
**[00:49] Masaki**
When my original came to Earth,
it was just like this.
**[00:53] Seina**
I-I see...
**[00:55] Tsukiko**
It was 100,000 years ago, right?
**[00:57] Seina**
We should take advantage
of this opportunity
**[00:59] Seina**
and explore the island
before we do anything to—
**[01:02] Seto**
*Seina-dono, may I have a moment?*
**[01:05] Seina**
Yes?
**[01:05] Seto**
*I'm hate to impose,*
**[01:07] Seto**
*but I need you to take in four pirate
guild representatives right away.*
**[01:11] Seina**
We haven't built anything here yet, though.
**[01:14] Seto**
*I'll send people to construct
the necessary things.*
**[01:17] Seto**
*As for the rest of the private stuff...*
**[01:20] Seto**
*won't it be fun for the inhabitants
to do that themselves?*
**[01:24] Seina**
This is... a guide for moving
to Tabletop Island?
**[01:28] Seto**
*You didn't get it
because you were in acceleration,*
**[01:31] Seto**
*but everybody else already got one.*
**[01:34] Seina**
Fun tropical island life in paradise?
**[01:37] Seina**
They're coming here to fight, right?
**[01:39] Seto**
*On top of the representatives,*
**[01:41] Seto**
*their families and staff will come, too.*
**[01:43] Seto**
*Having a weird tension hang over them
for a long time isn't any good.*
**[01:46] Jovia**
Damn.
**[01:47] Jovia**
I was thinking of having a bunch of fun
before the island gets developed.
**[01:50] Jovia**
You coulda thought about our sufferi—
**[01:53] Seto**
Tsukiko-chan learned a fun trick, huh?
**[01:56] Seina**
I got the gist of it.
**[01:56] Jovia**
Ow, that hurts!
**[01:58] Seina**
Since we're starting to take in people,
**[02:00] Seina**
does that mean our missions
will come to a close, then?
**[02:03] Seto**
Of course not!
**[02:04] Seto**
*Seina-dono, going forward
you will be maintaining*
**[02:06] Seto**
*Tabletop Island and observing the battles.*
**[02:09] Seina**
Observing... the battles?
***SIGN*** Tenchi Muyo!
GXP Paradise Starting
***SIGN*** Episode 6 "Welcome to Paradise!"
**[03:46] Seto**
*At the current stage,
Funaho-dono and you, Seina-dono,*
**[03:49] Seto**
*are the two people who are recognized by
the Galactic Federation to represent Earth.*
**[03:52] Seto**
*It obviously follows that you,
with your GP affiliation,*
**[03:54] Seto**
*would be the one in charge
of observing the battles, right?*
**[03:57] Seina**
I do understand that...
**[03:59] Seina**
But me interacting with
the pirates is not a great idea...
**[04:02] Seto**
*Good luck!*
**[04:04] Seina**
Okay, I'll think of something.
**[04:06] Seto**
*Excellent.*
**[04:07] Seto**
*And another observer will be dispatched
from Earth for this, as well.*
**[04:13] Tsukiko**
From Earth?!
**[04:15] Tsukiko**
Is that all right?
**[04:16] Seto**
*Since we're building
an island here and stuff,*
**[04:19] Seto**
*we do have to follow some sort of protocol.*
**[04:22] Tsukiko**
I understand.
**[04:23] Seina**
Anyway, I heard that the selection
of the representatives ran into trouble.
**[04:28] Seina**
Did something happen?
**[04:30] Seto**
*There are some external
parties who are trying*
**[04:32] Seto**
*to take advantage
of the commotion to intervene.*
**[04:34] Seina**
Who are these external parties?
**[04:36] Seto**
*Remnants that are trickling in from Renza,*
**[04:38] Seto**
*and also some from within
the Galactic Federation.*
**[04:40] Seto**
*I mean Earth's seat on the council can be
equated to your political power, Seina-dono.*
**[04:46] Tsukiko**
I can see that lot
of parties would want to buy,
**[04:48] Tsukiko**
or eliminate and replace
the representatives.
**[04:51] Seto**
*Well, there are people who don't see
the forest for the trees everywhere.*
**[04:57] Seina**
So we're only going to be taking in the
candidates da Rumah, July, Varta, and Shank?
**[05:02] Seto**
*Yes.*
**[05:02] Seto**
*Since they're all capable,
they're facing a lot of interference.*
**[05:05] Seto**
*If someone manages to flip
them somehow, it'll be a bother.*
**[05:09] Kirche**
But if we allow them onto the island early,
**[05:11] Kirche**
won't we get complaints that they get
**[05:13] Kirche**
an unfair advantage due knowing
the lay of the land better?
**[05:15] Miki**
Couldn't we sequester
them elsewhere for a while?
**[05:17] Seto**
*Jurai, GP, Seniwa...*
**[05:20] Seto**
*if we think about interference and fairness,*
**[05:22] Seto**
*putting them in some sort of
facility becomes a problem, too.*
**[05:25] Seto**
*Detailed information about the battlefield
will be publicly released ahead of time,*
**[05:29] Seto**
*so there won't be any advantage to gain there.*
**[05:31] Seto**
*Any other questions?*
**[05:33] Seto**
*Excellent.*
**[05:35] Seto**
*Well, to begin with,*
**[05:35] Seto**
*the team for setting up
the place will arrive in two days.*
**[05:37] Seto**
*They will be entering Earth
the usual way, so please be aware.*
**[05:42] Miki**
Gah!
**[05:43] Miki**
That freaking hag said her piece
and is making us do everything!
**[05:47] Seina**
Well, there's no other way, really.
**[05:51] Kirche**
Seina-san,
**[05:52] Kirche**
we're receiving a message from the
transport ship for the construction team.
**[05:55] Otoka**
*Long time no see, Seina-sama.*
**[05:57] Seina**
Otoka-san?!
**[05:58] Seina**
It's been too long.
**[06:00] Seina**
But Seina-sama is a bit...
**[06:02] Otoka**
*I can't exactly call you Seina-chan anymore.*
**[06:04] Tomi**
*Come on now, let me say hello, too.*
**[06:09] Tsukiko**
Tomi-obasama!
**[06:11] Tomi**
*Yamada Seina-sama, it's please to meet you.*
**[06:14] Tomi**
*My name is Masaki Tomi,*
**[06:17] Tomi**
*I will be heading up the construction team.*
**[06:19] Seina**
It's a pleasure to meet you, as well.
**[06:22] Seina**
B-But...
**[06:23] Tomi**
*Tsukiko-chan, everything all right with you?*
**[06:25] Tsukiko**
Yes, thank you for asking.
**[06:27] Kirche**
Um, who exactly is this person?
**[06:30] Tsukiko**
She's one of the Masaki's
who settled in space;
**[06:32] Tsukiko**
she's Fuuka's aunt.
**[06:34] Tsukiko**
Does that mean that the construction
team that was dispatched is...
**[06:38] Tomi**
All people affiliated with Masaki.
**[06:41] Tomi**
If Earth's main house is
going to be publicly announced,
**[06:44] Tomi**
it's going to need a bunch of subordinates.
**[06:46] Tomi**
And if a new royal family
is added on too if that,
**[06:49] Tomi**
it's only obvious that every able person
in the clan is going to come.
**[06:53] Tsukiko**
*But if that's the case...*
**[06:55] Tomi**
Right, normally Mizune-sama
should be the one in charge.
**[07:00] Otoka**
*She ran away because she didn't
want everybody admonishing her.*
**[07:04] Otoka**
*Fuuka went along, too.*
**[07:05] Tsukiko**
Running away is only going to
get her further into trouble...
**[07:15] Otoka**
I know we just arrived,
**[07:16] Otoka**
but we'd like to get started
on the work right away,
**[07:18] Otoka**
so we'd appreciate it
if you could share the plans with us.
**[07:21] Otoka**
The south east block will be
space Masaki's private base.
**[07:25] Otoka**
Outwardly it will be a fishery
and marine product processing business.
**[07:30] Tomi**
We have the position of the houses,
**[07:31] Tomi**
the shape of the harbor,
**[07:33] Tomi**
and all the necessary buildings prepared,
**[07:36] Tomi**
so once the foundations are ready,
**[07:37] Tomi**
everything will be usable
after three days' time acceleration.
**[07:40] Otoka**
The center block's southern front will
be the island's main entrance.
**[07:45] Otoka**
Administration and shops,
**[07:47] Otoka**
along with their employees and the families
of the representatives, will live here.
**[07:51] Tomi**
Since a lot of the participants
haven't been picked yet,
**[07:53] Tomi**
we plan on adding buildings as we go.
**[07:56] Seina**
what about each representative's base?
**[07:59] Otokoa**
Since this will be a regulated fight,
**[08:02] Otokoa**
each base of operation will be
using standardized GP equipment.
**[08:06] Otokoa**
The power differences
between each guild will be
**[08:08] Otokoa**
compensated by the number
of parts they can use.
**[08:10] Tomi**
But it's set up in a way that they can
still overcome the power difference,
**[08:14] Tomi**
that is to say it'll come down to skill.
**[08:17] Miki**
This is starting to sound like a game.
**[08:20] Otoka**
It's planned to livestream this, as well.
**[08:22] Miki**
That's gotta be Airi-sama's idea.
**[08:50] Otoka**
Great work.
**[08:51] Tomi**
Already...
**[08:53] Tomi**
You two seemed to have
learned some amazing tricks.
**[08:56] Tsukiko**
Well, I can't get as far as time
acceleration in normal space....
**[09:00] Tomi**
That's only possible
with the power of a royal tree.
**[09:03] Miki**
*Seina-kun, your area is about
to be in range of the time acceleration.*
**[09:07] Seina**
Roger.
**[09:11] Miki**
Fixed coordinates of the shielded spaces,
**[09:13] Miki**
each time acceleration parameters checked.
**[09:16] Seina**
Commence acceleration.
**[09:18] Miki**
Commencing acceleration.
**[09:22] Tomi**
Either way,
**[09:23] Tomi**
that little child has grown
into quite a formidable person.
**[09:27] Tsukiko**
You last saw Seina-chan...
**[09:30] Tsukiko**
Ah, when Kiyone-sama was...
**[09:31] Tomi**
We didn't know where Tenchi-chan was.
**[09:36] Tomi**
I remember how that child
was white as a sheet and shaking.
**[09:41] Tomi**
To think that that child
married Kiriko-chan,
**[09:44] Tomi**
and now you're also...
**[09:47] Tsukiko**
I'm surprised myself.
**[09:49] Tomi**
Speaking of surprises...
**[09:51] Tomi**
The announcement that Yosho's alive,
**[09:53] Tomi**
and the founding of Tenchi-chan's
Earth Masaki family are big ones, too.
**[09:57] Tsukiko**
Those are also Seina-chan's achievements.
**[10:00] Tomi**
It's a newly established claim
to the royal succession.
**[10:04] Tomi**
I can't believe I am witnessing this.
**[10:06] Tomi**
As a descendant of the Masaki family,
this is really exciting.
**[10:15] Jovia**
Whoa,
**[10:16] Jovia**
you really put together this
old-looking fishing town in no time.
**[10:20] Otoka**
This part is still inhabited,
**[10:22] Otoka**
but life in the space Masaki village
is already in full swing.
**[10:27] Jovia**
For real?
**[10:28] Tomi**
Agriculture, life stock, fishing,
**[10:30] Tomi**
all those have been started,
**[10:32] Tomi**
so starting tomorrow local food
will be on our dining tables.
**[10:36] Seina**
That means we have the bare
necessities prepared to take people in.
**[10:43] Seto**
*It's rather soon,*
**[10:45] Seto**
*but please take
in the representatives tomorrow.*
**[10:48] Tsukiko**
But if I go by this list,
**[10:51] Tsukiko**
we can only house about a fifth of
the people in the buildings on the surface.
**[10:54] Seto**
*Because of the aforementioned interference,*
**[10:56] Seto**
*we need to take in more people.*
**[10:58] Seto**
*Affiliated staff, families,
and in some cases entire clans.*
**[11:02] Seina**
Inside Tabletop Island vessel,
**[11:04] Seina**
there are no sleeping quarters
other than for the bridge staff,
**[11:07] Seina**
and we really can't use Kamidake's
living quarters, either...
**[11:10] Seto**
*They can camp out in the wild for a while.*
**[11:13] Seto**
*Those people aren't that delicate after all.*
**[11:16] Tsukiko**
That's honestly, too...
**[11:18] Seina**
Oh!
**[11:19] Seina**
That reminds me that Washu-sama force—
**[11:22] Seina**
I mean shared a bunch of goods with us.
**[11:24] Seina**
There was a large amount
of survival equipment included.
**[11:26] Seto**
*That's great!*
**[11:28] Seto**
*It's a tropical paradise,*
**[11:30] Seto**
*so let's have them enjoy
their life on the surface.*
**[11:33] Seto**
*Okay, you got this.*
**[11:35] Miki**
So that's how she accumulates hate, huh?
**[11:38] Seina**
Anyway, let's do what we can
to prepare as much as we can.
**[11:41] Tsukiko**
Yes.
**[11:42] Tsukiko**
Let's ask Tomi-obasama for help, as well.
**[11:44] Tomi**
Come on, move it already!
**[11:46] Tomi**
At this rate, you'll never be fit
to serve the main house!
**[11:49] Seina**
I'm sorry that you have to
be rushed like this.
**[11:53] Tomi**
Oh, Seina-chan...?
**[11:56] Seina**
I apologize for the surprise.
**[11:58] Seina**
Please refer to me as
"Minamida" from today on.
**[12:01] Tomi**
Is that supposed to be a disguise?
**[12:04] Seina**
Yes.
**[12:05] Seina**
I'm sure the pirates hold
a grudge against me,
**[12:07] Seina**
so I want to avoid any unnecessary trouble.
**[12:10] Tomi**
I see...
**[12:12] Tomi**
I don't think you have to be that worried,
**[12:15] Tomi**
but if that's what you want
Seina—I mean Minamida-san,
**[12:18] Tomi**
I'll play along.
**[12:20] Seina**
I'm sorry.
**[12:21] Tomi**
Don't mention it.
**[12:22] Tomi**
I've been subjected to Seto-sama's
absurdity longer than you.
**[12:25] Tomi**
Besides,
**[12:26] Tomi**
there's someone among
the representatives whom I know,
**[12:29] Tomi**
so leave it to me.
**[12:30] Seina**
Thank you so much.
**[12:32] Fuku**
Seina!
**[12:36] Fuku**
They said the preparations
over there are done!
**[12:38] Seina**
Got it.
**[12:39] Seina**
And you, too, Fuku.
**[12:40] Seina**
When you're in cabbit form,
**[12:42] Seina**
you can't talk in front of people.
**[12:51] Tomi**
I suppose that's her already
being conscientious...
**[12:57] Seina**
But still,
**[12:58] Seina**
is it really right that all of them
are such young women?
**[13:02] Seto**
*They are all proficient enough at
fighting to be chose to be representatives,*
**[13:05] Seto**
*and their staff is first class, too.*
**[13:07] Tsukiko**
Isn't it still a bit unnatural?
**[13:10] Seto**
*Of course there was a lot of maneuvering.*
**[13:13] Seto**
*Having some hidden strings
attached would be a bother.*
**[13:16] Seina**
So you mean you made them
choose people that would suit us.
**[13:20] Seto**
*In the end, they are all people
that they themselves chose.*
**[13:25] Miki**
*Seina-kun, luggage transport complete.*
**[13:27] Miki**
*No sign of any dangerous goods.*
**[13:30] Seina**
Roger.
**[13:31] Kirche**
*Seina-san,*
**[13:32] Kirche**
*the participants have arrived.*
**[13:34] Kirche**
*Entry procedures are all completed.*
**[13:39] Seina**
Roger, good work.
**[13:42] Seina**
Then, let's go meet the representatives.
**[13:44] Seto**
*I will come too.*
**[13:46] Seto**
*Seina-dono, I mean Minamida-dono,*
**[13:48] Seto**
*I'll match you and hide my identity, as well.*
**[13:56] Dird**
Damn, it's hot.
**[13:58] Dird**
And what's with the stench here?
**[13:59] Alea**
I suppose you can't help it if you only
know the rotting smell of flesh and guts,
**[14:03] Alea**
but this is the smell of
nature, you "rabid dog".
**[14:06] Dird**
Did the tiny "traitor" Varta say something?
***SIGN*** Stop that, it's disgraceful.
**[14:11] Dird**
Hmpf, funny that a "loser"
is on her high horse.
**[14:15] Dird**
And you, too, "ruined" woman, say something.
**[14:20] Apuesta**
I'm fine.
**[14:22] Dird**
Damn you.
**[14:23] Seto**
*That's quite enough.*
**[14:25] Seto**
*I'm happy to see that you're full of
energy, despite the long trip.*
***SIGN*** Sound Only
**[14:28] Dird**
Who are you?!
**[14:29] Dird**
At least, show your face!
**[14:31] Seto**
*I'm the owner of this island.*
**[14:33] Seto**
*My identity is a s-e-c-r-e-t.*
**[14:36] Seto**
*Please follow
the instructions of the manager.*
**[14:39] Alea**
Manager?
**[14:44] Dird**
You're an Earthling, right?
**[14:48] Tsukiko**
I am the actual Earthling here.
**[14:51] Dird**
Is that so?
**[14:53] Alea**
That's just like Shank.
**[14:54] Alea**
Really a "rabid dog".
***SIGN*** Is she trying to show off her power to the people of Earth to get an advantage,
***SIGN*** before we get to decide the ranking amongst the guilds?
**[15:02] Apuesta**
Simplistic.
**[15:04] Alea**
It's fine.
**[15:05] Alea**
You've got to use your chances wisely.
**[15:07] Minamida**
Please hold on.
**[15:09] Minamida**
Fighting here is against the rules.
**[15:11] Seto**
*It sounds fun.*
**[15:12] Seto**
*You should let them do it.*
**[15:14] Minamida**
O-Owner!
**[15:17] Dird**
Owner or whatever, you get it!
**[15:19] Seto**
*However, since not all
representatives are here yet,*
**[15:23] Seto**
*the battle's not going to
affect the ranking at all.*
**[15:26] Dird**
That's fine.
**[15:28] Dird**
I just want to smash in the face
of the annoying chick in front of me.
**[15:32] Seto**
*Then, it's settled.*
**[15:33] Seto**
*Tsukiko-chan, are you fine with that?*
**[15:35] Tsukiko**
I have one suggestion.
**[15:37] Tsukiko**
Since this island's field
is going to be needed later,
**[15:39] Tsukiko**
we can't really use it, right?
**[15:42] Alea**
I suppose so.
**[15:44] Tsukiko**
So I suggest we do this in the
hyperspace field that you use for training.
**[15:49] Tsukiko**
Since I don't want to
hear any complaints later,
**[15:52] Tsukiko**
I'll fight you wherever
you're most comfortable.
**[15:55] Dird**
You bitch!
**[15:56] Dird**
You're going to regret underestimating me!
**[15:59] Seto**
Then, let's settle the order with lots.
**[16:15] Dird**
Wh-What... are these?!
**[16:18] Apuesta**
Cute.
**[16:20] Alea**
I have no choice, this one will do.
***SIGN*** Wait, let's do this fairly!
**[16:24] Dird**
Hey, wait! Don't just pick one up!
**[16:27] Minamida**
Is this going to be okay?
**[16:30] Tsukiko**
I'm fine.
**[16:30] Tsukiko**
If it comes to that, I'll use magic, too.
**[16:33] Minamida**
Then take this.
**[16:36] Minamida**
It's the highest rank magic crystal.
**[16:38] Tsukiko**
Thank you.
**[16:49] Dird**
I can't believe I couldn't lay
a finger on her...
**[16:52] Alea**
So, Masaki, does that mean?
***SIGN*** If she's really an Earthling,
***SIGN*** she's probably descended from Jurai's first empress...
**[17:01] Apuesta**
Even then it's a bit abnormal.
**[17:04] Alea**
The problem was that weird skill.
**[17:07] Alea**
But before that, why
are you using that thing to talk?
**[17:10] Alea**
It's not like you can't speak, right?
**[17:12] Apuesta**
It's faster this way.
**[17:13] Alea**
Kinda impressive.
***SIGN*** She's probably a "device decay".
**[17:17] Dird**
What's a "device decay"?
**[17:19] Alea**
Do people say you've got muscle for brains?
**[17:22] Dird**
I just can't think about complicated things.
**[17:25] Apuesta**
That's what people call muscle for brains.
***SIGN*** "Device decay" in common parlance is magic.
**[17:32] Dird**
Oh, I know about that.
**[17:35] Alea**
But isn't it weird when this is
an initial stage civilization?
**[17:38] Apuesta**
Renza shared it's technology.
***SIGN*** That seems very likely.
**[17:42] Tsukiko**
So, do you find me acceptable now?
**[17:47] All**
Of course!
**[17:48] All**
Elder sister Tsukiko!
**[17:51] Jovia**
They called her elder sister!
**[17:59] Dird**
Never...
**[17:59] Jovia**
Ow, ow, ow!
**[18:00] Alea**
...go against...
***SIGN*** ...this person, ever...
**[18:02] Apuesta**
Agreed.
**[18:19] Dird**
Hey!
**[18:20] Dird**
Why is there nothing here?!
**[18:22] Dird**
This pamphlet said...
**[18:24] Grandpa**
You didn't read the footnote?
**[18:27] Dird**
Footnote?!
**[18:28] Dird**
"This is a conceptual render
of the completed state."
**[18:30] Dird**
"Please procure your own house"?!
**[18:33] Grandpa**
Well, we did come here
after an emergency evacuation.
**[18:35] Grandpa**
For a while we'll have to
make do in this tent.
**[18:39] Dird**
This is no laughing matter!
**[18:42] Grandpa**
When we were young,
**[18:43] Grandpa**
when we didn't have enough resources,
**[18:45] Grandpa**
we'd go down onto undeveloped planets
to secure some resources.
**[18:50] Grandpa**
Poison gases, extreme temperatures,
**[18:52] Grandpa**
there were many inhospitable environments.
**[18:55] Grandpa**
Compared to that this is heaven.
**[18:58] Dird**
But food...
**[18:59] Grandpa**
The jungle has plenty of edible stuff.
**[18:59] Sign**
Shank
Planned Building Site
**[19:02] Grandpa**
The beach and ocean
are treasure troves of food, as well!
**[19:05] Dird**
And the toilet?
**[19:06] Grandpa**
Do it wherever, then use a leaf
or wash it off in the ocean.
**[19:09] Grandpa**
You get refreshed, as well,
so it's two birds with one stone.
**[19:12] Dird**
How could I do something that embarrassing?!
**[19:14] Dird**
You're an idiot, Grandpa!
**[19:41] Minamida**
The beginning was a bit bumpy,
**[19:43] Minamida**
but they have settled in in no time.
**[19:46] Tomi**
After all is said and done,
**[19:47] Tomi**
those people are tough.
**[19:50] Tomi**
Tsukiko-chan setting them straight
at the beginning was big, too.
**[19:54] Minamida**
I guess the last thing is to see what kind
of person the observer from Earth is like.
**[19:59] Tomi**
Usually they should be
restrained in that regard.
**[20:03] Jovia**
But doesn't that mean that there was
some sort of conspiracy theory level deal?
**[20:08] Minamida**
But Galactic Federation law forbids
sharing technology or information.
**[20:13] Jovia**
But then their side won't agree, right?
**[20:16] Tomi**
The region that this planet is
in is technically part of Jurai's territory.
**[20:21] Tomi**
Of course,
**[20:21] Tomi**
from the standpoint of preserving
an initial stage civilization,
**[20:23] Tomi**
anything inside the sun's gravitational
field belongs to the Earthlings...
**[20:28] Jovia**
Which means in the future,
**[20:29] Jovia**
even if they do escape
the sun's gravitational field,
**[20:31] Jovia**
everything out there belongs
to someone else?
**[20:33] Minamida**
That's why the deal includes the development
rights of a dozen or so light-years,
**[20:37] Minamida**
including several stars.
**[20:39] Jovia**
And they were satisfied with that?
**[20:43] Minamida**
Well, more or less.
**[20:48] Jovia**
More or less, eh?
**[20:50] Nayuta**
*Minamida, the target
has entered the visible range.*
**[20:53] Minamida**
What's the situation?
**[20:55] Nayuta**
*The target is periodically
emitting smaller vessels.*
**[20:59] Nayuta**
*At present, I count ten vessels.*
**[21:01] Minamida**
Well, satisfaction is not so easy to get.
**[21:04] Minamida**
Oh, I see it now!
**[21:09] Jovia**
Damn bourgeoisie!
**[21:12] Jovia**
I bet that whoever is on it
is a beer-bellied old man!
**[21:15] Jovia**
If he does anything harassy,
**[21:17] Jovia**
I'm going to send him
back as a boneless ham!
**[21:20] Tomi**
What kind of vivid fantasy
are you having there?
**[21:27] Miron**
It's nice to meet you.
**[21:29] Miron**
My name is Miron Pham,
**[21:31] Miron**
I am Earth's observer sent by
the leadership of the United Nations.
**[21:37] Jovia**
Hey, you!
**[21:38] Jovia**
Where's the bearded beer-bellied fatso?!
**[21:41] Jovia**
This is clearly a honey-trap—
**[21:42] Jovia**
Ow!
**[21:45] Minamida**
Welcome, Pham-san.
**[21:48] Minamida**
My name is Minamida, I represent
the administration of Tabletop Island.
**[21:51] Miron**
Represent the administration?
**[21:53] Miron**
I see!
**[21:54] Miron**
So your real name is Yamada Seina.
**[21:57] Miron**
Despite being an Earthling,
**[21:58] Miron**
you were permitted to
go out into space, weren't you?
**[22:03] Minamida**
Well, that's correct...
**[22:06] Minamida**
But it would be good if you
could call me Minamida here...
**[22:09] Miron**
Very well, Mr. Minamida.
**[22:11] Miron**
Please marry me.
**[22:14] Miron**
I might not look it,
**[22:16] Miron**
but I can be quite devoted.
**[22:18] Miron**
I'm a virgin.
**[22:19] Miron**
But I am confident about my body.
**[22:21] Miron**
You'll be free to do
whatever you want to it!
**[22:23] Jovia**
Cut the crap!
**[22:27] Jovia**
"Marry me", my ass!
**[22:31] Jovia**
Don't start by talking nonsense,
**[22:33] Jovia**
you horny, blond bimbo!
**[22:37] Miki**
We got another weirdo...
**[23:11] Mikami**
Even when he's on Earth,
**[23:13] Mikami**
Seina-dono's bad luck is a constant, huh?
**[23:16] Seto**
Well, even Seina-dono did ask for a switch.
**[23:20] Mikami**
And?
**[23:21] Seto**
But since it's a private matter,
**[23:23] Seto**
it's not something
for outsiders to butt in really.
**[23:26] Mikami**
What behind it?
**[23:29] Seto**
This girl, she's quite competent.
**[23:31] Seto**
For instance,
**[23:32] Seto**
she requested that a high school be built.
**[23:35] Mikami**
I see.
**[23:36] Mikami**
She realized the reason that representatives
of similar ages were gathered.
**[23:40] Mikami**
But will the others play along nicely?
**[23:43] Seto**
I think that may be something
for Tsukiko-chan.
**[23:46] Mikami**
I see.
**[23:47] Mikami**
It looks like all the players we need
are getting into position.
**[23:50] Seto**
Soon the rest of the
representatives will get there.
**[23:53] Seto**
Then they are going to battle it out,
**[23:56] Seto**
with the four big guilds
in the middle of it.
**[23:58] Mikami**
That means that's all according to plan.
**[24:01] Mikami**
What about Earth though?
**[24:04] Mikami**
Other than the private side.
**[24:06] Seto**
I thought they would try a bit harder,
**[24:09] Seto**
but Seina-dono is so competent...
**[24:42] Mikami**
It can't be helped, huh?
**[24:44] Mikami**
He's got experience, technology,
and an advantageous position.
**[24:47] Mikami**
But even then, he attracts trouble.
**[24:50] Mizuho**
*Seto-sama! Mikami-sama!*
**[24:52] Mizuho**
*I have an urgent message!*
**[25:00] Mikami**
He really doesn't betray
our expectations, huh?
**[25:03] Seto**
Indeed, this is how Seina-dono has to be.
**[25:08] Minamida**
What do you mean a civilian from Earth
has requested to move to Tabletop Island?!
**[25:14] Washu**
*Apparently, your mother has given an*
**[25:16] Washu**
*acquaintance of hers a pamphlet
for Tabletop Island.*
**[25:22] Minamida**
A pamphlet? But how?
**[25:25] Washu**
*A sample for you arrived
at Tsukiko-dono's house,*
**[25:29] Washu**
*and then Kai-dono took it away.*
**[25:31] Minamida**
Kai...
**[25:32] Washu**
*Well, it's the mistake of the people who
sent it to you while you were away,*
**[25:36] Washu**
*so you don't have to worry about that part.*
**[25:38] Minamida**
Yeah, but...
**[25:40] Washu**
*Anyway, the GP delivery service retrieved
the request form from their house,*
**[25:45] Washu**
*and apparently the processing is complete.*
**[25:48] Washu**
*It's too funny.*
**[25:49] Minamida**
They don't have to be that capable...
**[25:52] Washu**
*It was the same with your case, too.*
**[25:55] Minamida**
You're right.
**[25:57] Minamida**
Then we need to immediately
put out an abort directive.
**[26:00] Washu**
*Yeah, but there are no issues
with the request form,*
**[26:03] Washu**
*so we don't have a reason to reject it.*
**[26:06] Minamida**
Wha?!
**[26:07] Minamida**
*Don't tell me...*
**[26:08] Washu**
*So, anyway....*
**[26:10] Washu**
*That family's kid is already
on the way to Tabletop Island.*
**[26:15] Minamida**
Is this really Okay?
**[26:17] Washu**
*Funaho-dono and you, Seina-dono.*
**[26:20] Washu**
*Despite the impossible probability,*
**[26:21] Washu**
*a path has been opened.*
**[26:23] Washu**
*Honestly, I have high hopes for that kid.*
**[26:26] Minamida**
Hopes?
**[26:28] Washu**
*For the future of Earth.*
**[28:13] Minamida**
So Dird and the others will be
acting as guides on the island?
**[28:17] Tsukiko**
Yes.
**[28:18] Tsukiko**
It was their suggestion.
**[28:20] Tsukiko**
It's probably to keep each other in check.
**[28:23] Tsukiko**
And, apparently, Miron-san will inform
the people on Earth's side.
**[28:28] Minamida**
Understood.
**[28:29] Minamida**
And for Jovia-san,
**[28:32] Minamida**
he could leak information about the island.
**[28:34] Tsukiko**
*He's already been time-frozen
and quarantined.*
**[28:37] Tsukiko**
*Tsunami-sama took Masaki-sama away, as well.*
**[28:40] Minamida**
Thank you so much.
**[28:46] Minamida**
You're Kukoma Sho-kun, right?
**[28:49] Shou**
Uh, yes.
**[28:51] Shou**
So... is Tabletop Island still a long ways?
**[28:56] Minamida**
We're going to take a shortcut,
so it's about one more hour.
**[29:00] Shou**
I... see.
**[29:06] Shou**
I'm fine, thank you.
**[29:10] Minamida**
*There's a difference between
a spaceship and a fishing boat,*
**[29:14] Minamida**
*but I didn't expect that I'd be
the one taking someone somewhere...*
**[29:26] Minamida**
*Hopes for the future, huh?*