# Season 1
# E1 - Back... to my old home? From Renza-
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQZ7VV/back-to-my-old-home-from-renza-)
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**[00:06] Seto**
Now we just have to
disguise this on location.
**[00:11] Washu**
Seina-dono's coming right
back to some trouble.
**[00:16] Mikami**
You're really such a slave driver.
**[00:19] Seto**
There was no choice.
**[00:21] Seto**
Kiriko-dono and the others still
have to wrap things up at Renza.
**[00:25] Mikami**
While the cat's away, or whatever, huh?
**[00:28] Mikami**
Well, I suppose you're the one who has
to deal with the aftermath of that, anyway.
**[00:34] Seto**
It's fine!
**[00:37] Seto**
I'm sure she'll be able to
do something about it!
**[00:40] Seto**
...about it.
**[00:41] Seto**
...about it.
**[00:42] Seto**
...about it.
**[00:43] Seto**
...about it.
**[01:06] Seina**
I'm... really home.
**[01:09] Jovia**
That's amazing!
**[01:12] Jovia**
It's Saturn! Saturn!
**[01:14] Jovia**
I can't believe I'm seeing
the cosmos up close!
**[01:18] Miki**
You did see the archive
material before, didn't you?
**[01:21] Miki**
So why freak out?
**[01:22] Jovia**
Seeing it up close in the flesh
is what makes it special!
**[01:27] Jovia**
Either way...
**[01:29] Jovia**
I can't believe this fantastical
rebirth led to a sci-fi homecoming.
**[01:34] Jovia**
Let's look at Jupiter next, Jupiter!
**[01:37] Nayuta**
Sorry.
**[01:40] Nayuta**
You're out of time.
**[01:41] Jovia**
What?!
**[01:43] Kirche**
There, there.
**[01:44] Kirche**
Now you can come back whenever you like.
**[01:46] Jovia**
That's a terrifying thing
to say so casually...
**[01:50] Seina**
Oh, yeah,
**[01:51] Seina**
my father and the others
also had a similar reaction.
**[01:55] Fuku**
When you got married, right?
**[01:58] Fuku**
They were so surprised when I brought
them to the dark side of the moon.
**[02:02] Seina**
Yes.
**[02:03] Seina**
I changed with them at the house,
**[02:05] Seina**
and it almost felt like we
were going to a place nearby via taxi.
**[02:10] Jovia**
You mean the place where they
finally managed to send three people
**[02:14] Jovia**
after spending trillions
on that government project?
**[02:19] Jovia**
Well, I guess if the furball is there,
**[02:21] Jovia**
it would feel like you're
in your own neighborhood.
**[02:23] Fuku**
I would charge you money, though.
**[02:26] Fuku**
Money, money.
**[02:28] Jovia**
Lately this furball's been harsh with me.
**[02:31] Jovia**
All right, change into your fluffy form!
**[02:34] Jovia**
Today's the day when I pet you all
over so much that you have to surrender!
**[02:38] Jovia**
Wait, furball!
**[02:41] Jovia**
Gotcha!
**[02:44] Jovia**
I got you now.
**[02:46] Jovia**
With this, the furball is under my control!
**[02:48] Miki**
Hey!
**[02:49] Miki**
Stop coming up with weird moves!
**[02:51] Kirche**
I'll switch the controls over, then!
***SIGN*** Episode 1 "Back... to my old home? From Renza-"
**[03:19] Kai**
Oh, my beloved and dearest friend, Seina!
**[03:24] Kai**
It's been a while.
**[03:25] Kai**
You looking a bit older now?
**[03:26] Seina**
You haven't changed a bit, Kai.
**[03:30] Kai**
Take a good look.
**[03:31] Kai**
Haven't I become...
**[03:32] Kai**
handsome?
**[03:35] Jovia**
I want to punch that playboy.
**[03:38] Miki**
Later.
**[03:39] Kai**
But your luck is just as bad as always, huh?
**[03:43] Kai**
Well, I guess that's just
who my best friend is.
**[03:47] Seina**
Well, I guess.
**[03:50] Tenchi**
No matter how much time passes,
**[03:51] Tenchi**
you guys don't change.
**[03:53] Tenchi**
Welcome back, Seina-kun.
**[03:55] Seina**
Tenchi-senpai!
**[03:57] Seina**
And everybody,
**[03:58] Seina**
it's been too long.
**[04:04] Seina**
Wha?
**[04:05] Seina**
Engaged?!
**[04:08] Kai**
That's right!
**[04:09] Kai**
Me here, Masaki Kai,
**[04:11] Kai**
and your sister, Yamada Yoshiko-chan,
**[04:14] Kai**
are officially engaged.
**[04:16] Kai**
Of course, we have your parents' blessing.
**[04:19] Seina**
I-I see.
**[04:20] Seina**
That's, well...
**[04:22] Seina**
Congratulations.
**[04:23] Kai**
So that means...
**[04:26] Kai**
The Yamada family and Masaki family
have concluded their son trade.
**[04:30] Seina**
Son trade?
**[04:32] Kai**
Seina, you married Kiriko-nee,
**[04:35] Kai**
and I got engaged to Yoshiko-chan.
**[04:37] Kai**
So we will swap rooms,
**[04:40] Kai**
and I will become Yamada Kai.
**[04:43] Seina**
Huh?
**[04:44] Kai**
Again.
**[04:46] Kai**
I'm going to move into your house,
**[04:47] Kai**
and you'll live at my house instead.
**[04:50] Kai**
The furniture has already been swapped.
**[04:54] Kai**
Well, put simply:
**[04:56] Kai**
you're not supposed to get close
to the Yamada estate.
**[05:00] Seina**
Are you saying that something
happened to our business?
**[05:09] Kai**
Our Yamada Business's evolution
is Supermarket Yamada,
**[05:11] Kai**
and then the next super evolution
is Hypermarket Yamada,
**[05:15] Kai**
aka Yamada Shopping Center!
**[05:19] [SONG] txt**
Opening soon
**[05:22] Seina**
H-Hey!
**[05:24] Seina**
This is totally different from the plans
that Yoshiko showed me before!
**[05:29] Kai**
That's why it's a super evolution.
**[05:32] Kai**
There've been more
developments since that plan,
**[05:35] Kai**
Brother.
**[05:39] Seina**
Yeah, but even then...
**[05:41] Kai**
The opening will be in half a year,
**[05:43] Kai**
but the Yamada family house has already
been moved to the rooftop of this center.
**[05:47] Seina**
Huh? Wh-Why?
**[05:50] ---**
Yamada
Household
**[05:50] Kai**
The family home happened to be smack in
the middle of the land we were able to buy.
**[05:54] Kai**
Since it would be
in the way during construction,
**[05:56] Kai**
Washu-chan moved it in an instant.
**[05:59] Kai**
The center's going to have local
small businesses as tenants, as well.
**[06:04] Kai**
For the people who knew about
the old Yamada Business and you...
**[06:10] Seina**
I guess that would spell
"don't come home" for me.
**[06:13] Seina**
Well, it's not like I want to
get in the way of the business.
**[06:18] Tenchi**
You're always welcome in the Masaki village.
**[06:21] Tenchi**
Tsukiko-san was hoping you'd come, as well.
**[06:25] Seina**
I hate to be a burden, but I appreciate it.
**[06:28] Tenchi**
One more thing, Seina-kun.
**[06:30] Tenchi**
I have something I'd like
to talk to you about, as well.
**[06:33] Tenchi**
Would now be okay?
**[06:35] Seina**
Sure?
**[06:42] Seina**
R-Rea-san is... from another world?!
**[06:47] Jovia**
Ooh, so you came from another world, too?
**[06:51] Jovia**
Then we're the same.
**[06:52] Seina**
I can hardly believe it.
**[06:55] Washu**
Because Kiyone-dono had concealed it,
**[06:57] Washu**
we only found out right
before Rea-dono's wedding.
**[07:01] Washu**
Well, it was kept under
heavy wraps, but then...
**[07:11] Washu**
If it had been a girl,
**[07:12] Washu**
we could have put things on hold...
**[07:15] Seina**
But... even then...
**[07:18] Washu**
Of course Tenchi-dono
and all the others feel the same way.
**[07:21] Washu**
But Rea-dono has had
a command seal engraved in her,
**[07:25] Washu**
and to make matters worse,
**[07:26] Washu**
it also acts as the central
core of her memory formation.
**[07:30] Seina**
Deactivating it is hard, then?
**[07:32] Washu**
I'm still investigating,
**[07:34] Washu**
but I also had to think of the situation
that I have to send her over there...
**[07:38] Washu**
And so!
**[07:39] Washu**
About the weapon we're giving
to Kenshi-chan to take...
**[07:42] Tenchi**
Kiriko-san's Yomotsuookami.
**[07:44] Tenchi**
When we first wanted to give it Kenshi,
**[07:47] Tenchi**
Rea-san put her veto in for that.
**[07:50] Seina**
Huh?
**[07:51] Seina**
Well, but if that thing were there,
it would certainly be reassuring.
**[07:54] Washu**
Right?
**[07:55] Washu**
Then, you agree, as well!
**[07:57] Seina**
Um...
**[07:59] Seina**
Could it be that the world over there has
as many ancient dragons as we have sparrows?
**[08:05] Tenchi**
The last boss there has
firepower on par with a GP battleship.
**[08:09] Seina**
How overkill can you be?
**[08:12] Seina**
That is absurd.
**[08:15] Washu**
Well, that's the situation,
**[08:17] Washu**
so we're working on training
Kenshi-chan's actual abilities and body.
**[08:21] Washu**
It's all for naught, anyway,
if he doesn't have a base level of fitness,
**[08:25] Washu**
so for the foreseeable future
he's probably going to be running
**[08:28] Washu**
around the fields and mountains
with Ryo-Ohki as a play mate.
**[08:31] Seina**
That sounds like it will be
quite the training, then.
**[08:34] Washu**
The step after that is still
in the planning phase, though.
**[08:38] Seina**
By the way,
**[08:39] Seina**
the main driver behind this plan is...
**[08:41] Washu**
Exactly who you imagined.
**[08:46] Seina**
Then, what's the reason behind
telling me all this beforehand?
**[08:51] Washu**
It's a request for your help in the future.
**[08:54] Washu**
With the way probabilities
act differently with you,
**[08:56] Washu**
you can provide a lot of adaptability
towards unexpected situations.
**[09:00] Washu**
Besides, considering your influence,
**[09:05] Washu**
it would be a pain if we told
you last minute and you disagreed.
**[09:10] Seina**
For now,
**[09:12] Seina**
please pretend I haven't heard
anything, until that time comes.
**[09:19] Seina**
This area hasn't changed at all.
**[09:24] Seina**
But anyway,
**[09:25] Seina**
me staying at Tsukiko-san's
place all by myself?
**[09:29] (Flashback) Washu**
These little ones and
Jovia-dono will be my lab r—
**[09:32] (Flashback) Washu**
I mean, I'll give them a physical exam.
**[09:34] (Flashback) Washu**
I'll reduce Nayuta's functionality
to the lowest possible setting
**[09:37] (Flashback) Washu**
and transfer her personality
to a temporary body.
**[09:41] (Flashback) Seina**
But neither Kiriko-san
nor Kai will be there.
**[09:44] (Flashback) Seina**
I wish I could also come
with you, Tenchi-senpai...
**[09:47] (Flashback) Tenchi**
I do want to have you over,
**[09:49] (Flashback) Tenchi**
but my parents are
in the detached house.
**[09:51] (Flashback) Tenchi**
And if you're in Washu-san's laboratory,
**[09:53] (Flashback) Tenchi**
you might be used as a guinea pig
for some experiment.
**[09:58] (Flashback) Washu**
I don't mind.
**[10:00] (Flashback) Seina**
Oh, then the Kamidake...
**[10:02] (Flashback) Washu**
...just began maintenance a minute ago.
**[10:07] Seina**
I know who set this up,
**[10:10] Seina**
but being told that I have to go tell
Tsukiko-san that I've returned is just...
**[10:15] Seina**
Anyway, nobody's around.
**[10:19] Seina**
Did they all go to some faraway field?
**[10:30] Tsukiko**
Welcome back, Seina-chan.
**[10:32] txt**
Masaki
**[10:32] Seina**
Tsukiko-san, I've returned.
**[10:36] Tsukiko**
I have to look up at you now.
**[10:39] Tsukiko**
You might be even taller than Kiriko.
**[10:42] Seina**
It looks like my growth spurt came late.
**[10:47] Tsukiko**
Come on in.
**[10:49] Tsukiko**
You met Kai already, right?
**[10:51] Seina**
Yes.
**[10:52] Seina**
I heard about my family...
**[10:53] Seina**
and the son trade.
**[10:56] Tsukiko**
That makes it simpler.
**[10:58] Tsukiko**
Then, starting today,
this is your home, Seina-chan.
**[11:06] Seina**
This feels kind of strange, huh?
**[11:10] Seina**
I mean, the furniture I used to use
is in Kai's room.
**[11:15] Tsukiko**
That boy's pretty fired up about
being the heir to the Yamada Business.
**[11:21] Seina**
I was shown the image earlier,
but it's quite big.
**[11:26] Seina**
Well, my mother and Yoshiko are there,
**[11:30] Seina**
so I don't think he'll overdo it...
**[11:34] Tsukiko**
Kiriko told me not to talk about it,
**[11:37] Tsukiko**
but I think it's fine to talk about it now.
**[11:41] Tsukiko**
You realize the salary you get from
the GP is on par with a fleet commander?
**[11:47] Seina**
Yes, roughly.
**[11:50] Seina**
And also that the amount
I send back home is fairly high.
**[11:52] Seina**
But while it might have been
enough for that supermarket,
**[11:55] Seina**
it really couldn't suffice
for that kind of shopping complex...
**[12:01] Tsukiko**
Due to your involvement,
**[12:03] Tsukiko**
the da Rumah Guild was destroyed.
**[12:06] Tsukiko**
And now a similar thing
happened in Renza, right?
**[12:10] Tsukiko**
Have you ever thought about what
the effect of that might be?
**[12:14] Seina**
I heard on the news
that piracy has gone down,
**[12:17] Seina**
and that the distribution
of goods has thrived.
**[12:22] Tsukiko**
It's a notable improvement that
the direct damage caused by them is gone,
**[12:26] Tsukiko**
but what's more significant is that there
are no more disruptions during transport.
**[12:33] Tsukiko**
Naturally, transportation costs
have gone down dramatically,
**[12:36] Tsukiko**
but it's also been possible to save quite
a lot of resources on the guard details.
**[12:40] Tsukiko**
They've begun to redirect those
to developing undeveloped areas.
**[12:49] Tsukiko**
In other words,
**[12:50] Tsukiko**
the funds that were being used to
prevent losses are now being used
**[12:53] Tsukiko**
for a positive thing
called economic development.
**[12:57] Tsukiko**
The general populace won't realize
the change for quite some time,
**[12:59] Tsukiko**
but it's predicted
that in a century or so,
**[13:02] Tsukiko**
a great economic boom will happen.
**[13:06] Tsukiko**
When the same thing happens in Renza,
**[13:08] Tsukiko**
and then on top of that the
exchange between both sides begins,
**[13:11] Tsukiko**
what do you think
the reward for you will be,
**[13:14] Tsukiko**
given that you were the reason
that this came to be?
**[13:17] Seina**
Well, it's not like I did it all on my own.
**[13:20] Tsukiko**
You're not the one to make that assessment.
**[13:24] Tsukiko**
Kamidake's incredible equipment and staff.
**[13:27] Tsukiko**
And the politically motivated marriage.
**[13:30] Tsukiko**
Just from that, you can see what Jurai
and the GP are thinking, right?
**[13:36] Tsukiko**
And even if each reward was minuscule,
**[13:40] Tsukiko**
if Seto-sama's accounting
department lives up to its mocking
**[13:43] Tsukiko**
"Hyena Department" name
and seriously hunts every bit down...
**[13:45] Seina**
You mean Ringo-san's team?
**[13:48] Seina**
That really does sound impressive.
**[13:51] Tsukiko**
Right?
**[13:52] Tsukiko**
That is passing through Masaki village
and is paid out to the Yamada Business.
**[13:57] Tsukiko**
So funds are overabundant.
**[13:59] Seina**
I see.
**[14:01] Seina**
Well, if it's helpful
to my parents, I'm glad,
**[14:07] Seina**
but I hope no one's overdoing it.
**[14:10] Tsukiko**
The main investor and supplier of technology
**[14:13] Tsukiko**
for the economic boom of the future
will be the Galactic Academy.
**[14:18] Tsukiko**
The ones who have the most powerful
voices are Jurai and Seniwa.
**[14:23] Tsukiko**
Seina-chan, you have the right
to establish a royal Jurai household,
**[14:26] Tsukiko**
are part of the GP, and the
central figure of all this to boot.
**[14:31] Seina**
This is going beyond my imagination already.
**[14:34] Tsukiko**
Anyway, please just understand
that there are no problems for now.
**[14:38] Tsukiko**
I'm going to start preparing dinner,
**[14:40] Tsukiko**
so why don't you go take a bath?
**[14:43] Seina**
Uh, sure.
**[14:47] Seina**
Maybe I am overthinking it?
**[14:50] Seina**
Tsukiko-san seems to be
the same as when I was a kid...
**[14:54] Seina**
Though, I don't think everything
can remain the way it used to be...
**[15:02] Seina**
I'm sorry I didn't help at all.
**[15:04] Tsukiko**
That's fine!
**[15:07] Tsukiko**
You can dig in.
**[15:09] Seina**
Thank you!
**[15:15] Seina**
Ah, this is your signature taste.
**[15:19] Seina**
Since I couldn't be at the store,
**[15:21] Seina**
I always did get invited to eat here.
**[15:25] Seina**
I've been wanting to eat this for so long.
**[15:27] Tsukiko**
Really?
**[15:28] Tsukiko**
Then, eat all you want.
**[15:30] Seina**
Yes.
**[15:39] Seina**
Thank you for the food.
**[15:42] Seina**
Please allow me to clean up, at least.
**[15:45] Seina**
I would feel uncomfortable
not doing anything at all.
**[15:48] Tsukiko**
All right, then. I'll go take
a bath in the meantime.
**[15:51] Seina**
Yes, please enjoy.
**[16:02] Seina**
I did come home, huh?
**[16:04] Tsukiko**
What's the matter?
**[16:11] Seina**
Well, uh...
**[16:13] Seina**
The other houses are dark.
**[16:16] Seina**
Did something happen?
**[16:18] Tsukiko**
Yes, everybody is staying in town today.
**[16:21] Tsukiko**
There's the preparation for the Yamada store
and all sorts of other things to help with.
**[16:26] Seina**
I see.
**[16:28] Tsukiko**
The Masaki village has also invested,
**[16:30] Tsukiko**
and besides, this is a family matter.
**[16:33] Tsukiko**
Not to mention,
**[16:34] Tsukiko**
this is preparation for the future.
**[16:37] Seina**
Preparation?
**[16:38] Tsukiko**
In order to conceal
the identity of the village,
**[16:40] Tsukiko**
we're going to close the road and
completely cut it off from the outside.
**[16:44] Seina**
Huh? But...
**[16:45] Tsukiko**
The road was already a private road,
**[16:48] Tsukiko**
and through traffic can use the bypass,
so there's no harm there.
**[16:51] Tsukiko**
But if we are completely cut off,
**[16:54] Tsukiko**
people might make all sorts of assumptions.
**[16:57] Tsukiko**
However, if people know who lives here,
**[17:01] Tsukiko**
and what we do, that can be avoided.
**[17:04] Tsukiko**
If we use the fact
that Tenchi-chan's carrots are
**[17:06] Tsukiko**
an established brand through
the Yamada Business,
**[17:08] Tsukiko**
we can declare that the entire village
is a large scale experimental farm.
**[17:13] Tsukiko**
That should suffice as a reason
to not allow any outsiders in, right?
**[17:16] Seina**
If the reason and the result
of the isolation are tangible,
**[17:22] Seina**
people won't resort to coming up
with weird rumors, huh?
**[17:25] Tsukiko**
Besides, if people hear that
you're living in the Masaki village,
**[17:29] Tsukiko**
nobody would want to approach it anyway.
**[17:33] Seina**
I didn't expect to be useful in that way.
**[17:36] Tsukiko**
It'll be perfect if you go into town
occasionally to solidify the rumors.
**[17:41] Seina**
I feel like I've become a dragon
or some other high-ranking monster.
**[17:46] Tsukiko**
Right!
**[17:47] Tsukiko**
Kiriko told me!
**[17:49] Tsukiko**
You learned how to use magic over there?!
**[17:52] Seina**
Yes, sort of.
**[17:54] Seina**
Oh, right,
**[17:55] Seina**
you also like fantasy
novels just like Kiriko-san.
**[18:00] Tsukiko**
That's why I was so jealous
when I heard you can use magic.
**[18:04] Tsukiko**
Kiriko kept bragging
about it all the time, too!
**[18:07] Seina**
But with the space tech we have,
**[18:09] Seina**
it's basically not needed.
**[18:11] Tsukiko**
It's good because it's magic!
**[18:14] Tsukiko**
So, do you say an incantation?
**[18:17] Tsukiko**
How did you learn how to use it?
**[18:20] Seina**
W-Well...
**[18:22] Tsukiko**
I see.
**[18:24] Tsukiko**
So to use magic,
**[18:26] Tsukiko**
you need to grow a
"magic element organ" in your body.
**[18:30] Seina**
Yes.
**[18:31] Seina**
We have a magic element unit in the Kamidake
which can recreate the environment over there,
**[18:36] Seina**
so you just need to live there for a while.
**[18:38] Tsukiko**
Really?
**[18:40] Seina**
Yes,
**[18:41] Seina**
but it takes some time for the magic
element organ to form and stabilize.
**[18:47] Tsukiko**
Oh, it's that late already?
**[18:54] Seina**
Um, this is...
**[18:56] Tsukiko**
Remember how we all used to
sleep in the same room like this?
**[18:59] Tsukiko**
I'd like to hear more about magic anyway,
**[19:03] Tsukiko**
and Kiriko asked me to.
**[19:06] Seina**
Huh?
**[19:07] Seina**
She asked you to what?
**[19:10] Tsukiko**
To not let you be alone...
**[19:15] Seina**
Ah, I understand.
**[19:18] Tsukiko**
The problem is that
the other girls think it's fun.
**[19:23] Seina**
I really feel bad that that's
always causing Kiriko-san grief.
**[19:29] Tsukiko**
Hmph!
**[19:30] Tsukiko**
If you hadn't gone to space,
**[19:32] Tsukiko**
that would have been my grief.
**[19:35] Tsukiko**
What do you think would have happened
if you hadn't gone to space?
**[19:42] Seina**
Realistically speaking,
**[19:43] Seina**
the non-compulsory high school
would have been hard here.
**[19:47] Seina**
So probably remote
high school and university.
**[19:51] Tsukiko**
Then employment.
**[19:55] Seina**
But I'm not allowed to
help my family's business...
**[19:58] Tsukiko**
Then your place would be the Masaki village.
**[20:02] Tsukiko**
And of course you'd live here.
**[20:05] Seina**
Y-You're right.
**[20:07] Seina**
That could be a choice.
**[20:09] Tsukiko**
There would be no other choice.
**[20:11] Seina**
Yes, but...
**[20:13] Tsukiko**
Don't worry about it.
**[20:15] Tsukiko**
We had reached an agreement
with your parents,
**[20:17] Tsukiko**
and taking you in is in accordance
to the collective will of the Masakis.
**[20:21] Seina**
What?!
**[20:21] Seina**
When did this happen?
**[20:23] Tsukiko**
It was honestly a severe
problem for your parents.
**[20:30] Seina**
I did see that my parents
were really struggling because of me.
**[20:34] Tsukiko**
By now we can joke about it,
**[20:37] Tsukiko**
but it truly was
heartbreaking to see it then.
**[20:40] Tsukiko**
Day in and day out,
they were haunted by misfortune
**[20:42] Tsukiko**
and had given up on the future.
**[20:44] Tsukiko**
There were people in town
who sympathized with your parents.
**[20:48] Tsukiko**
But as they themselves became affected,
**[20:50] Tsukiko**
they all began to distance themselves.
**[20:53] Seina**
That's what usually happens.
**[20:56] Seina**
I can't blame them
considering what I caused.
**[21:02] Tsukiko**
You know by now, don't you?
**[21:04] Tsukiko**
What people think about when they have
been isolated and driven into a corner.
**[21:13] Seina**
I am truly grateful
for the people of the Masaki village.
**[21:18] Tsukiko**
The people in the village did have knowledge
on how to deal with skewed probabilities,
**[21:22] Tsukiko**
and they didn't just pity you,
but they truly liked you.
**[21:25] txt**
Seina-chan's Future Consideration Meeting
- Masaki Village Women's Association
**[21:26] Tsukiko**
That's where a concrete suggestion
for your future came from, as well.
**[21:30] Tsukiko**
We reached a consensus before
the first year of knowing you had concluded.
**[21:34] Seina**
That soon?!
**[21:37] Tsukiko**
It's as I said.
**[21:39] Tsukiko**
Essentially, there was no choice to make.
**[21:43] Seina**
That's... true.
**[21:45] Tsukiko**
So if you had continued
to live in this house...
**[21:49] Tsukiko**
What do you think would have happened...
**[21:51] Tsukiko**
next?
**[21:53] Seina**
W-Well, then...
**[21:56] Seina**
I wouldn't know anything about space and...
**[21:59] Tsukiko**
The people from the village were so fired up...
**[22:01] Tsukiko**
They wanted you to have your coming
of age ceremony together with Tenchi-chan.
**[22:08] Tsukiko**
Kiyone-sama, especially, was so excited.
**[22:10] Seina**
My image of Kiyone-obachan is drifting
in a weirder and weirder direction...
**[22:15] Tsukiko**
Now a question:
**[22:17] Tsukiko**
Kiriko was already in space,
**[22:19] Tsukiko**
Kai would soon follow.
**[22:21] Tsukiko**
What would have happened between you and me?
**[22:27] Seina**
A-Are you teasing me?
**[22:30] Tsukiko**
I'm still ready, you know?
**[22:32] Seina**
Uh, well, but, you see,
**[22:34] Seina**
as long as we're on Earth,
**[22:36] Seina**
there's a bunch of social
conventions and things...
**[22:37] Tsukiko**
Either way,
**[22:38] Tsukiko**
Seto-sama told me to do this.
**[22:41] Seina**
* Ugh, there was a person*
* who crushes social conventions.*
**[22:45] Tsukiko**
Guard dog Tsukiko instead
of guard dog Kiriko.
**[22:48] Tsukiko**
Going forward, a multitude of guard dogs
**[22:52] Seina**
will be dispatched to
guard you from all sides.
**[22:56] Tsukiko**
In that regard,
**[22:58] Tsukiko**
there are already quite a few people...
**[23:01] Tsukiko**
And people still get through somehow,
so it's a natural precaution.
**[23:07] Tsukiko**
I believe you had plenty
of discussions with Kiriko
**[23:11] Tsukiko**
and the others about what your station is,
and what kind of person you are.
**[23:14] Seina**
I have no excuse...
**[23:17] Seina**
But I still can't help but
consider other people's feelings.
**[23:21] Tsukiko**
Does it make you want to cast everything
aside and run away into space?
**[23:25] Seina**
I would be lying if I said
I hadn't thought about it.
**[23:28] Seina**
But...
**[23:31] Seina**
I don't want to to betray someone
when they said they needed me,
**[23:35] Seina**
despite how I am.
**[23:40] Tsukiko**
Then, there's only one conclusion.
**[23:44] Seina**
Is... that... so?
**[23:47] Tsukiko**
At least, that's what I wish for.
**[23:51] Tsukiko**
It was fated to happen
ever since we said we'd take you in.
**[24:01] Tsukiko**
Well, I won't insist it happens right away.
**[24:03] Tsukiko**
Kiriko did take you away once already.
**[24:06] Tsukiko**
If it bothers you,
**[24:07] Tsukiko**
we can sleep separately for now.
**[24:09] Seina**
I'm sorry.
**[24:11] Tsukiko**
Don't apologize.
**[24:13] Tsukiko**
I'm already happy that a day has come
where we can talk about this.
**[24:34] Seina**
It's not like I overslept,
**[24:37] Seina**
but I made Tsukiko-san take
care of breakfast again.
**[24:43] Seina**
Good morning, Tsukiko-sa...
**[24:46] Seto**
Good morning, Seina-dono.
**[24:50] Jovia**
You had fun last night, huh?
**[24:54] Jovia**
Ow! Ow!
**[24:55] Jovia**
My skull will crack!
**[24:57] Jovia**
I'll die and be reincarnated again!
**[25:00] Jovia**
I really wanted to say it!
**[25:02] Jovia**
You basically never get
a chance to say that line!
**[25:07] Tsukiko**
Then you have no regrets in life, huh?
**[25:10] Jovia**
No, no!
**[25:11] Jovia**
I haven't eaten yet!
**[25:13] Jovia**
I can't die before I have eaten
the Japanese breakfast that I dreamed of!
**[25:20] Jovia**
Well then,
**[25:21] Jovia**
I'm going to go fully enjoy my
long-awaited return to my home!
**[25:26] Seto**
Don't cause any trouble
by cutting too loose.
**[25:29] Tsukiko**
Please don't get arrested by the police.
**[25:33] Washu**
Maybe you'll have another accident
and be reborn into yet another world.
**[25:37] Mikami**
Don't eat food off the ground.
**[25:39] Jovia**
I know, I know!
**[25:41] Jovia**
I'm off, then!
**[25:44] Seto**
She's such a restless kid.
**[25:47] Seto**
Is she just too excited
about this miraculous return home?
**[25:50] Seina**
No, she was always like that over there, too.
**[25:53] All**
Oh...
**[25:56] Seina**
You're going to have the remainders
of the pirate groups fight on Earth?
**[26:00] Mikami**
Yes.
**[26:02] Mikami**
Thanks to you, the da Rumah
Guild was destroyed,
**[26:05] Mikami**
and many of its members went to Varta.
**[26:07] Mikami**
Most of the others were
absorbed as ordinary citizens.
**[26:12] Seto**
But while it's a small fraction,
**[26:13] Seto**
there are some who are refusing
to be affiliated with any place.
**[26:16] Mikami**
While it's a small fraction,
the organization was gigantic.
**[26:20] Seina**
But why Earth?
**[26:21] Washu**
At present, Earth is a planet
with an early stage civilization,
**[26:25] Washu**
but with the first Jurai
empress Funaho-sama,
**[26:27] Washu**
Tenchi-dono, and you, Seina-dono,
**[26:30] Washu**
it has quite a special situation.
**[26:32] Washu**
Well, put bluntly,
**[26:34] Washu**
if we just go by the combat force on Earth,
**[26:36] Washu**
it could go up against Jurai or Seniwa.
**[26:41] Seto**
For now, it's being treated
as a sanctuary by Jurai,
**[26:43] Seto**
but when it does get incorporated
into Jurai in the future,
**[26:47] Seto**
the power balance is going to obliterated.
**[26:50] Seto**
Even now,
**[26:51] Seto**
the royal family's ships have all
sorts of restraints put on them.
**[26:55] Mikami**
That's why the idea is to have
Earth be its own independent nation.
**[26:59] Mikami**
Including the remnants of the pirates.
**[27:01] Seina**
Will the pirates agree to that?
**[27:04] Seto**
They realize that they missed their chance
to flee, so they're feeling the heat.
**[27:08] Seto**
But since it's a gathering
of a bunch of different guilds,
**[27:11] Seto**
they need to settle their
own internal rankings
**[27:13] Seto**
before they can be
consolidated into a nation.
**[27:16] Seina**
So they'll fight each other on Earth?
**[27:18] Washu**
Of course, we can't let them have a
battle that would burn up their people,
**[27:23] Washu**
and if it escalated into an all-out war,
it would be the opposite of what we want.
**[27:27] Washu**
That's why it's going to be decided
with small battles between representatives.
**[27:31] Seto**
On Earth, they'd be completely isolated,
**[27:33] Seto**
any unnecessary interference
from the outside can be blocked,
**[27:36] Seto**
and surveillance and rules can be thorough.
**[27:38] Seto**
No matter what the parameters are,
**[27:41] Seto**
for the pirates, establishing
a hierarchy is what matters.
**[27:45] Seina**
But where exactly would
that battle take place?
**[27:48] Seina**
The royal ships are out,
**[27:50] Seina**
so what could work
is inside Kamidake's subspace...
**[27:54] Mikami**
Even though it's a limited number of people,
**[27:56] Mikami**
in total it's still a big group.
**[27:59] Mikami**
And at present,
**[28:00] Mikami**
we cannot authorize their entry into
a place that's classified as top secret.
**[28:05] Seina**
Besides, Earth is
an early stage civilization.
**[28:08] Seto**
That's why we're building it.
**[28:11] Seto**
In a place where nobody
can see it or interfere.
**[28:15] Seina**
Building?
**[28:17] Seto**
Yes. In the middle of a remote ocean.
**[28:22] Seto**
A new island, "Tabletop Island."
**[28:26] Seina**
Tabletop Island?
***SIGN*** Tenchi Muyo!
GXP Paradise Starting
# E2 - Cheerful Farm Village Life
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G2XU0DG2N/cheerful-farm-village-life)
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**[00:03] [SONG] sign**
Masaki
**[00:16] driver**
Tsukiko-chan.
**[00:18] Tsukiko**
Oh, good morning.
**[00:20] Driver**
Yesternight was fun, eh?
**[00:25] Akie**
Has Seina-chan changed much?
**[00:27] Tsukiko**
Yes, he's grown quite tall
and seems more mature.
**[00:31] Akie**
I see.
**[00:32] Akie**
Well, we'll have a welcoming party at noon,
**[00:35] Akie**
so we're all looking forward to that.
**[00:48] Fuku**
Tsukiko!
**[00:51] Tsukiko**
Welcome home, Fuku-chan.
**[00:59] Tsukiko**
And everyone else too,
things were probably not so easy.
**[01:02] Tsukiko**
Welcome home, Miki-chan.
**[01:06] Miki**
I'm back, mother.
**[01:09] Tsukiko**
You all look good though.
**[01:11] Tsukiko**
Are you maybe Nayuta-chan?
**[01:14] Nayuta**
It's nice to meet you, Tsukiko-sama.
**[01:17] Tsukiko**
Please don't be so formal.
**[01:20] Tsukiko**
Anyway, you're totally different
than the previous NB.
**[01:24] Miki**
That was because that was a perverted NB
that Airi-san used for her peeping,
**[01:28] Miki**
after Ayane-san uploaded
some weird character software.
**[01:32] Miki**
Well, if anything, she's a bit closer
to Washu-san's personality.
**[01:36] Tsukiko**
Oh is that so?
**[01:38] Tsukiko**
Well,
**[01:39] Tsukiko**
I'm used to being assaulted by Seto-sama
and Jovia at the crack of dawn,
**[01:42] Tsukiko**
so I won't get startled
unless it's something major.
**[01:45] Nayuta**
Should I have a more severe
personality to stand out?
**[01:50] Miki**
It's severe enough that you're
following around Seina-kun.
**[01:54] Kirche**
For Seina-san's mental stability,
**[01:57] Kirche**
it would be best
if you remain more normal...
**[02:00] Miki**
The fact that an install type NB
has astral is already not normal,
**[02:04] Miki**
but that should be fine.
**[02:07] Nayuta**
There's one more, namely ZINV-chan.
**[02:10] Tsukiko**
Seina-chan's humanoid robot?
**[02:13] Miki**
I guess bringing her down
to earth might actually be too much.
**[02:16] Miki**
Let's have Seina-kun make
the call on that one.
**[02:19] Fuku**
Hey Tsukiko,
**[02:22] Fuku**
is Seina still talking
to mom and the others?
**[02:25] Tsukiko**
Let's see, why don't we take a peek?
**[04:00] Fuku**
Seina! Seina!
**[04:03] Seina**
Were you being good at senpai's?
**[04:06] Fuku**
Yes!
**[04:06] Fuku**
I played lots and lots with
Ryo-Ohki-oneechan and Kenshi-chan!
**[04:11] Miki**
Meanwhile we were just being forced
to be Mihoshi-san's playthings.
**[04:15] Tsukiko**
I mean Ryo-chan in her
cabbit form is brutally cute.
**[04:20] Tsukiko**
If there are a bunch of those lined up...
**[04:22] Tsukiko**
not getting excited is impossible.
**[04:25] Kirche**
Well, the level of excitement was just...
**[04:29] Kirche**
When we were coming here too,
**[04:30] Kirche**
Mihoshi-san was bawling like mad.
**[04:33] Seina**
Well, based on my experience,
**[04:36] Seina**
there's no choice but to release
some pressure periodically.
**[04:39] Miki**
Noike-san also asked us
to come by as much as possible.
**[04:45] Tsukiko**
Compared to before you left,
**[04:47] Tsukiko**
you really seem to have grown
more comfortable in your skin.
**[04:50] Seina**
Huh?
**[04:51] Tsukiko**
Seina-chan, you're still nervous
when you're with me, right?
**[04:54] Seina**
W-well...
**[04:57] Tsukiko**
It makes me a bit jealous.
**[05:01] D**
A bunch of things
are difficult around this age.
**[05:05] Miki**
I mean even if it's just Kiriko-san
and the others, the pressure is quite high.
**[05:10] Miki**
It'll probably take some time
to get used to that sort of thing.
**[05:14] Tsukiko**
By the way,
**[05:15] Tsukiko**
Miki-chan, what are your guys'
plans while you stay here?
**[05:19] Tsukiko**
If it's just beds,
**[05:20] Tsukiko**
I think we can make arrangements here,
**[05:22] Tsukiko**
but once Kiriko and the others arrive...
**[05:25] Miki**
I guess the final arrangements can wait
until everybody is back?
**[05:30] Tsukiko**
You're right, we don't
have to settle that now.
**[05:33] Miki**
With Seina-kun's spirit thread line
a return is possible at any time,
**[05:37] Miki**
but until the problem over
there isn't somewhat settled,
**[05:40] Miki**
we can't make any hasty moves.
**[05:44] Tsukiko**
Spirit thread line, is that magic?
**[05:47] Seina**
Yes. According to Washu-san,
**[05:49] Seina**
it's something that happens
when you use magic
**[05:51] Seina**
in a certain type of elevated hyperspace.
**[05:54] Seina**
What Miki-senpai mentioned
is a long distances
**[05:57] Seina**
transport that connects two fixed points.
**[06:01] Seina**
When the magic user
is controlling the spell,
**[06:03] Seina**
a line connects the user and the spell
with a line that normal people can't see.
**[06:08] Tsukiko**
So it's like a wired remote control.
**[06:11] Tsukiko**
But long far can that reach?
**[06:14] Seina**
In theory there is no limit.
**[06:16] Seina**
However,
**[06:16] Seina**
even though travel inside
the line is instantaneous,
**[06:19] Seina**
the movement of the points
themselves is quite slow.
**[06:22] Tsukiko**
But since there's already a point here,
**[06:25] Tsukiko**
coming back here is theoretically
possible any time, right?
**[06:28] Seina**
Yes, but bouncing back
and forth between here and there's...
**[06:33] Tsukiko**
You're right.
**[06:34] Tsukiko**
There are also Seto-sama's orders,
**[06:37] Tsukiko**
so it's best to wait until
everyone's got some room to breathe.
***SIGN*** Episode 2 Cheerful Farm Village Life
**[06:50] People**
Seina-chan,
***SIGN*** Masaki Assembly Hall
**[06:51] People**
congratulations for your safe return!
**[06:53] txt**
Celebration for Seina-kun's Safe Return
**[06:53] All**
Congratulations!
**[06:54] txt**
Celebration for Seina-kun's Safe Return
**[07:01] Akie**
I had heard about it,
**[07:04] Akie**
but you're really an adult now.
**[07:08] Seina**
My body got bigger,
**[07:10] Seina**
but I'm still the same on the inside.
**[07:12] Akie**
Being able to say things like
that means you're an adult.
**[07:18] Seina**
I'm really grateful that you
organized this celebration for me,
**[07:22] Seina**
but with Kiriko-san and
the others still being over there...
**[07:27] Akie**
I know what you mean.
**[07:28] Akie**
Once things settle down a bit,
they should get out of there already.
**[07:32] Akie**
Makes things easier for those
who have to clean up after them.
**[07:37] Seina**
You're right.
**[07:39] Seina**
When I'm around,
it just piles on extra burdens.
**[07:43] VillA**
Yes,
**[07:44] VillA**
but even on your way home you got loaded
with work by Seto-sama.
**[07:48] VillB**
But in the end,
**[07:48] VillB**
it's so typical of Seina-chan to
attract burdens no matter where he goes.
**[07:54] VillC**
Speaking of burdens,
**[07:55] VillC**
I heard you picked up an interesting girl?
**[07:59] Tsukiko**
At her age, calling her
girl would be incorrect.
**[08:06] Tsukiko**
She barged in with Seto-sama in the morning,
**[08:08] Tsukiko**
scarfed down three bowls of rice,
and then charged out again.
**[08:11] Tsukiko**
She will be back in a few days,
**[08:13] Tsukiko**
so please feel free
to make her your toy then.
**[08:16] Akie**
Tsukiko-chan is
uncharacteristically irritated.
**[08:20] Akie**
Well, if it's someone Seto-sama likes,
**[08:22] Akie**
I can already imagine it,
**[08:24] Akie**
but what's she like?
**[08:28] Seina**
She'll probably get along with Airi-sama.
**[08:31] Akie**
Looks like the village will get livelier.
**[08:34] Akie**
Well, we'll have fun with that girl later.
**[08:39] Akie**
First we have to decide what your lives
here in the village will look like.
**[08:47] Akie**
I think you've already heard it
from Tsukiko-chan,
**[08:53] Akie**
but it's been decided to seal off the
village and cut off external traffic.
**[08:58] Akie**
Of course, there are a few people
from earth in the village as well,
**[09:02] Akie**
like Kasumi-chan's husband.
**[09:04] Akie**
Masaki Shrine will be also still
be getting regular visitors as well,
**[09:08] Akie**
so it's not a complete isolation.
**[09:12] Seina**
I heard of plans to build
some sort of experimental farm?
**[09:16] Akie**
Yes, the plan is to make it
Yamada Business's flagship product.
**[09:21] Akie**
And if we make the reason for your return
that your company transferred you,
**[09:26] Akie**
it'll probably look decent for you.
**[09:29] Seina**
At this point,
**[09:30] Seina**
I don't really care what
people think about me,
**[09:33] Seina**
but for the Masaki Village...
**[09:35] Akie**
"At this point" right back at you.
**[09:38] Miki**
The matter of skewed probabilities should
be no issue if we're with you, right?
**[09:43] Seina**
Well, that's true.
**[09:47] Akie**
Seina-chan,
**[09:47] Akie**
your family actually wants Miki-chan
and the other girls to help with the store.
**[09:55] txt**
Supermarket Yamada
**[09:55] Akie**
Last time, Amane-san
and the others were really popular.
**[09:59] Miki**
What about Kiriko-san and the others then?
**[10:02] Akie**
The store's getting quite big,
**[10:04] Akie**
so we need all the help we can get.
**[10:07] Akie**
Well, that's still in the future.
**[10:10] Akie**
First, we should talk about
where you guys will stay.
**[10:14] Seina**
We talked about that a bit earlier.
**[10:16] Seina**
For now,
**[10:18] Seina**
we were thinking that we'd all stay
at Tsukiko-san's house.
**[10:20] Miki**
To be honest,
**[10:22] Miki**
we won't need that much space anyway.
**[10:24] Miki**
And we have the Kamidake
for our personal belongings.
**[10:28] Akie**
Like I said, while it's not many,
there are a few normal people in the village.
**[10:33] Akie**
So we do need to have some
sort of plausible explanation.
**[10:36] Akie**
Kids would be no issue,
**[10:38] Akie**
but five adult women is a different story.
**[10:42] Akie**
And if we consider the village's customs,
**[10:45] Akie**
Kiriko-chan will be a member
of the main Masaki house,
**[10:48] Akie**
while Seina-chan is in the position
to start a new royal family.
**[10:52] Tsukiko**
So you're saying that staying
in Masaki Village itself
**[10:56] Tsukiko**
is a problem if we consider their standing.
**[10:59] Akie**
Actually,
**[11:00] Akie**
when it was decided
that you would come home,
**[11:03] Akie**
Katsuhito-sama brought up the idea that you
could build a house new Tenchi-chan's house.
**[11:10] Seina**
Near senpai's house?
**[11:13] Akie**
Well, that would make
keeping secrets easier,
**[11:16] Akie**
so it's basically decided.
**[11:19] Akie**
Of course, none of the details
have been worked out yet.
**[11:22] Akie**
I mean it'll be either Katsuhito-sama or
**[11:25] Akie**
Nobu-chan who will
actually settle this with you.
**[11:29] Seina**
I understand,
**[11:31] Seina**
sorry for causing so much trouble.
**[11:33] Akie**
That's enough complicated stuff for now.
**[11:36] Akie**
Why don't you tell us about all the things
that happened over there now?
**[11:42] Seina**
S-sure.
**[11:45] txt**
Asking Seina-chan Questions Party
**[11:54] Akie**
Tsukiko-chan.
**[11:55] Akie**
At this point,
**[11:56] Akie**
don't you think you there's no need to hold
back for Kiriko-chan's sake anymore?
**[12:01] Tsukiko**
What do you mean by hold back?
**[12:03] Akie**
I don't know what kind of girls Seto-sama
**[12:05] Akie**
is going to marry into
the family in the future.
**[12:08] Akie**
But we all think that the only one
who truly understands Seina-chan is you.
**[12:15] Tsukiko**
In the past that might have been true,
**[12:17] Tsukiko**
but Kiriko- has developed quite a lot.
**[12:20] Tsukiko**
Besides, she has had a lot more contact
with him since he went to space.
**[12:23] Akie**
Kiriko-chan has her duties
as the first wife, and as Jurai royalty.
**[12:29] Akie**
The current situation is
a perfect example for this.
**[12:31] Tsukiko**
That is... true.
**[12:34] Akie**
Kiriko-chan and the others are official,
**[12:36] Akie**
but for someone in Seina-chan's position,
**[12:39] Akie**
he'll definitely need consorts too.
**[12:43] Akie**
Considering that they're traveling
with Seina-chan right now...
**[12:46] Tsukiko**
But those girls have not fulfilled
the requirements to be consorts.
**[12:51] Akie**
Of course, people
to assist will be dispatched.
**[12:57] Akie**
Still, people who know Seina-chan well
and can fill any gaps will be necessary.
**[13:04] Akie**
That's the theoretical part of it at least.
**[13:09] Akie**
So, how was it last night?
**[13:12] Akie**
I honestly won't buy "we slept separately,
**[13:15] Akie**
nothing happened at all".
**[13:18] Tsukiko**
W-well...
**[13:19] Akie**
So you don't deny it.
**[13:22] Akie**
I've known you since you were born.
**[13:24] Akie**
I can read you like a book.
**[13:28] Akie**
I understand that you
are holding back for Kiriko-chan,
**[13:32] Akie**
I worry that you'll lose your chance
to get in if you wait too long.
**[13:36] Akie**
Or, is, it...
**[13:39] Akie**
that you still see him as the little boy?
**[13:45] Akie**
I personally think he's
gotten quite handsome
**[13:47] Akie**
in the little time we didn't see him.
**[13:50] Tsukiko**
His hands... are bigger than mine now...
**[13:55] Akie**
Well, I suppose it's all fine then.
**[14:04] Tsukiko**
I think that looks quite good.
**[14:06] Miki**
Nobody can see this spot from the outside,
**[14:09] Miki**
so there's no fear that someone
will see the transformations.
**[14:12] Tsukiko**
Right,
**[14:13] Tsukiko**
it would be a bother if this was found
**[14:15] Tsukiko**
by the kids who haven't gone through
the ceremony of maturity yet.
**[14:17] Tsukiko**
Feel free to use this to craft alibis
while you're staying in Masaki Village.
**[14:22] Seina**
Now that you mention that,
**[14:24] Seina**
the area near senpai's house is ideal.
**[14:26] Tsukiko**
Either way,
**[14:28] Tsukiko**
being able to turn into
a cat must be so nice.
**[14:31] Tsukiko**
I mean you can fully stretch
out in a box this size.
**[14:34] Miki**
You're right, it does feel quite luxurious.
**[14:37] Miki**
Our body is incredibly limber,
**[14:40] Miki**
and your physical abilities
are through the roof.
**[14:43] Kirche**
I catch myself lazing
about in cabbit form all the time.
**[14:47] D**
Cabbit, best.
**[14:49] Miki**
I guess D's the one who enjoys
that form the most.
**[14:53] Miki**
But if you leave her be, she does get close
to becoming decoration for real...
**[15:02] Fuku**
Tsukiko, Tsukiko!
**[15:04] Fuku**
I am happy that I was able to turn human
because then I can talk to Seina and stuff!
**[15:11] Tsukiko**
Right. Because you started out
as a cabbit, right Fuku-chan?
**[15:15] Tsukiko**
Well, I think it's time
for baths and dinner.
**[15:18] Tsukiko**
Is everyone okay with Japanese food?
**[15:22] Tsukiko**
Is there anything you can't eat?
**[15:24] Miki**
Kiriko-san has introduced us to the basics,
**[15:27] Miki**
so there shouldn't be a problem.
**[15:29] Miki**
We're used to rice and miso soup,
**[15:31] Miki**
natto is fine too.
**[15:35] D**
Curry, best.
**[15:37] Miki**
Surprisingly,
**[15:38] Miki**
D was the one fine with generally
all Japanese food from the beginning.
**[15:42] Tsukiko**
Now that I think about it,
**[15:44] Tsukiko**
I remember hearing
that in the great prehistoric era,
**[15:47] Tsukiko**
there was a parallel earth on the
world where D's original lived.
**[15:50] Tsukiko**
Was there Japanese food there too?
**[15:52] Kirche**
Apparently it was quite
similar to this world.
**[15:56] Kirche**
It even had people that similar to us...
**[15:59] D**
Mitsuki.
**[16:01] D**
Mitsuki.
**[16:03] D**
Yayoi.
**[16:05] Kirche**
Apparently there's a link to the astral sea,
**[16:08] Kirche**
and Kiriko-san's Japanese
food felt strangely nostalgic.
**[16:12] Miki**
Kiriko was quite surprised
how quickly everybody got used it.
**[16:16] D**
Curry, best.
**[16:18] Tsukiko**
Then let's make curry tonight.
**[16:53] Seina**
I'll keep an eye on this.
**[16:55] Tsukiko**
Shall we go take a bath then?
**[16:56] Fuku**
Yeah!
**[17:24] all**
Thanks for the food!
**[17:35] Tsukiko**
I made it with the ingredients
from the village,
**[17:38] Tsukiko**
how do you like it?
**[17:42] D**
Normal curry, tasty, I like.
**[17:46] Miki**
D prefers home cooking to fancy stuff,
**[17:52] Miki**
so Kiriko-san scoffed
that it's "not worth cooking for her".
**[17:55] Miki**
I like both though.
**[17:58] Kirche**
I like it when it's not too spicy,
**[18:01] Kirche**
so this is just right.
**[18:02] Fuku**
I like the chunks of carrot!
**[18:06] Nayuta**
I am linked with Seina-san's memories, so...
**[18:10] Seina**
Could I have another helping please?
**[18:23] Fuku**
So Tsukiko, are you going to
become Seina's wife too?
**[18:29] Tsukiko**
How come you're asking?
**[18:32] Fuku**
Mom was talking about it with the others.
**[18:34] Tsukiko**
I see.
**[18:35] Tsukiko**
Not immediately,
**[18:37] Tsukiko**
but in the future that will probably happen.
**[18:41] Tsukiko**
But are you guys fine with that?
**[18:44] Miki**
Well,
**[18:45] Miki**
we've all talked about this
kind of subject again and again.
**[18:49] Miki**
In the end,
**[18:50] Miki**
if you want to be
in a relationship with Seina-kun,
**[18:54] Miki**
you need to be prepared to deal
with his special trait.
**[18:58] Miki**
Mother, you probably know this well,
**[19:01] Miki**
but dealing with that trait,
**[19:04] Miki**
and supporting him with just one
person is absolutely impossible.
**[19:10] Miki**
After the federation it is Renza.
**[19:12] Miki**
The scale of things that Seina-kun
causes is getting bigger and bigger.
**[19:17] Miki**
Especially now that those old ladies
are arranging the pieces for that...
**[19:22] Miki**
That's why we can't have
enough people to support him,
**[19:27] Miki**
especially people we can really trust.
**[19:29] Miki**
That was our conclusion.
**[19:32] Tsukiko**
And as a wife?
**[19:34] Miki**
People who can't figure out their emotions
won't even get close to begin with.
**[19:38] Miki**
In that sense,
**[19:40] Miki**
maybe we're all here
because we ought to be here?
**[19:43] Kirche**
If anything I think it's Seina-san
who hasn't been able to make up his mind.
**[19:48] Miki**
Well, he is paralyzed in a couple of areas,
**[19:52] Miki**
but as far as I'm concerned,
I'm happy if you were to become one of us.
**[19:56] Miki**
Especially when I get this sense
of relaxation from Seina-kun,
**[19:59] Miki**
one that's different from
when Kiriko-san is around.
**[20:03] Kirche**
I thought so too.
**[20:05] Kirche**
Kiriko-san is the central figure for us,
**[20:09] Kirche**
but the team's getting bigger and bigger...
**[20:11] Kirche**
I can't quite put my finger on it,
**[20:13] Kirche**
but I'm feeling like
something's not quite balanced.
**[20:16] Miki**
I guess we're the ones
who are supposed to alleviate that,
**[20:19] Miki**
but we don't have anyone
who could be the main pillar.
**[20:22] Kirche**
Exactly.
**[20:23] Kirche**
We're too inexperienced
to take on that role,
**[20:27] Kirche**
and no matter how much time passes,
**[20:29] Kirche**
it still feels like something's missing.
**[20:32] Tsukiko**
Seina-chan is so lucky.
**[20:34] Tsukiko**
In the past I could have never imagined
**[20:37] Tsukiko**
that there would be so many
people who care for him like this.
**[20:43] Miki**
Right there.
**[20:44] Miki**
The gap we can't ever fill is that history.
**[20:48] Tsukiko**
If you all just spend more time with him...
**[20:51] Miki**
It's his special trait that
won't give us that time, right?
**[20:56] Tsukiko**
I'm not sure how I feel about
a young girl being that philosophical.
**[20:59] Miki**
A natural consequence
of being with Seina-kun.
**[21:02] Miki**
He's the incarnation of absurdity...
**[21:04] Miki**
I mean I'm impressed that he managed
to survive and grow up.
**[21:08] Kirche**
We even heard that
the underlings of Airen-san
**[21:12] Kirche**
who were assisting us over there
got incredibly resilient to stress.
**[21:17] Fuku**
Mom praised me and said
that I developed so much.
**[21:22] Nayuta**
Me too.
**[21:24] Tsukiko**
Thank you, I see how you feel now.
**[21:28] Tsukiko**
I have to make up my mind
before someone orders me to.
**[21:32] Miki**
Different topic,
**[21:35] Miki**
but starting tomorrow we wanted to
try living according to the schedule here.
**[21:40] Tsukiko**
That's fine, but
the mornings are quite early.
**[21:43] Miki**
That's OK.
**[21:44] Miki**
We're not on Nayuta's level,
**[21:46] Miki**
but we also don't require that much sleep.
**[22:00] Tsukiko**
Basically,
**[22:01] Tsukiko**
the majority of Masaki Village's
produce is for self-sufficiency.
**[22:05] Tsukiko**
Rice is a shared resource for the village,
**[22:07] Tsukiko**
but everybody grows
a variety of vegetables and fruits,
**[22:11] Tsukiko**
then shared with the village.
**[22:13] Tsukiko**
Eggs and chicken meat,
**[22:15] Tsukiko**
and the fish from Tenchi-chan's pond
are fully self-sustained.
**[22:19] Miki**
Looks like there's nothing
missing from life here.
**[22:22] Miki**
What about money though?
**[22:26] Tsukiko**
The people from earth
are employed at companies,
**[22:29] Tsukiko**
and there's an earth company that's run
from Masaki Village as well.
**[22:33] Tsukiko**
Of course, in order to keep up appearances,
**[22:35] Tsukiko**
we do export some of the produce.
**[22:39] Seina**
Oh, that's the stuff we used to sell
at our family's store.
**[22:43] Tsukiko**
These days, Tenchi-chan's carrots are a hit,
**[22:46] Tsukiko**
so there are people in the village
who are quite serious about those.
**[22:50] Tsukiko**
Either way,
**[22:51] Tsukiko**
we're going to be sealed off under the
pretense of running an experimental farm,
**[22:55] Tsukiko**
so we'll have do something
that fits that concept.
**[22:58] Tsukiko**
Oh, there's also a plan for processed goods.
**[23:01] Tsukiko**
Yoshiko-chan's quite fired up about that.
**[23:04] Seina**
Yoshiko is?
**[23:06] Tsukiko**
She's working with Noike-san
and Sasami-chan to
**[23:09] Tsukiko**
come up with a completely
new flagship product.
**[23:16] Seina**
I hope she's not bothering them with this...
**[23:20] Tsukiko**
I wouldn't worry,
**[23:21] Tsukiko**
Sasami-chan is quite into it as well.
**[23:23] Tsukiko**
I hear they only need to solve
the production throughput.
**[23:27] Tsukiko**
Let's start heading back so we can eat.
**[23:30] Tsukiko**
After that, there's work waiting
for us in the village.
**[23:38] Tsukiko**
There are people who grow all
sorts of fruits as a hobby,
**[23:41] Tsukiko**
but we mainly export peaches and grapes.
**[23:45] Tsukiko**
The rest is either used up by the village,
**[23:47] Tsukiko**
or sent to Sasami-chan.
**[23:48] Kirche**
Speaking of,
**[23:50] Kirche**
I saw incredible amounts of fruit
being brought to the Masaki house.
**[23:54] Tsukiko**
In return,
**[23:55] Tsukiko**
incredible amounts of sample products
are sent back to the village.
**[23:58] Tsukiko**
And since those are all things worthy
of being served at a royal dinner,
**[24:03] Tsukiko**
everybody's putting their soul
into the farm work.
**[24:07] Tsukiko**
In multiple ways.
**[24:10] Miki**
I see.
**[24:29] Seina**
Good work.
**[24:32] Seina**
I got some snacks from Sasami-chan.
**[24:35] Fuku**
Oh, Seina!
**[24:37] Miki**
Here it comes, the desert prototypes!
**[24:52] Miki**
Wait, Seina-kun, all of these?!
**[24:55] Seina**
Yes, these are for the depot.
**[24:58] Seina**
And then she said "these are
for Miki-senpai and the others".
**[25:03] WomA**
Lately it's like this every day.
**[25:05] Kirche**
Every day...?
**[25:07] WomC**
You guys are young,
**[25:10] WomC**
so go ahead and eat as much
as you can of the stored stuff, too.
**[25:13] Miki**
We'll have to work hard to burn it all off.
**[25:18] Tsukiko**
How was your day in the village?
**[25:20] Miki**
Physically it wasn't a problem at all.
**[25:24] Miki**
Once we get used to it,
we'll find ways to optimize our time,
**[25:27] Miki**
so I think we'll be able to
split up the tasks.
**[25:30] Tsukiko**
I'm grateful that you're helping
with the housework as well.
**[25:34] Tsukiko**
I can bring out dinner in a minute as well.
**[25:38] Miki**
Could we wait a bit longer with that?
**[25:40] Fuku**
The snacks were crazy...
**[25:43] Tsukiko**
Then let's do that a bit later then.
**[25:46] Tsukiko**
Seina-chan, was everything
fine at Tenchi-chan's?
**[25:50] Seina**
Yes.
**[25:51] Seina**
According to Washu-san,
**[25:52] Seina**
the corrective effect of you all is
effective until about my parents' place.
**[25:57] Tsukiko**
I see,
**[25:58] Tsukiko**
then it should be fine for you girls
to go help out in that store as well.
**[26:03] Kirche**
The problem will be Jovia-san.
**[26:05] Miki**
Well, she should just be
forcibly worked to the bone.
**[26:08] Miki**
I mean she is randomly
competent for some reason.
**[26:12] Nayuta**
Jovia-san...
**[26:13] Nayuta**
I wonder what she's up to over there.
**[26:28] Tenchi**
How are Miki-san and the other's holding up?
**[26:30] Seina**
Everyone's being nice,
**[26:32] Seina**
and they've gotten used to
the village's tasks.
**[26:35] Seina**
But more importantly,
**[26:36] Seina**
I was worried that Yoshiko
might be bothering you.
**[26:39] Tenchi**
Well... about that...
**[26:43] Tenchi**
But you know, Sasami-chan
is quite excited, too.
**[26:46] Tenchi**
She's having a ton of fun.
**[26:50] Seina**
That's good to hear.
**[26:52] Tenchi**
We feel quite responsible for this,
**[26:56] Tenchi**
but before we had relied on Sasami-chan
to most of the housework.
**[27:00] Tenchi**
Since Noike-san came,
things got a bit better.
**[27:04] Tenchi**
Though while it's not quite as intense as
with you, we also had a lot of stuff happen...
**[27:08] Tenchi**
There weren't really many opportunities to
play with the friends from middle school.
**[27:14] Seina**
I understand.
**[27:15] Seina**
I put Kai into a similarly tough situation.
**[27:21] Tenchi**
Sasami-chan seems to enjoy doing all
sorts of things with Yoshiko-chan.
**[27:26] Tenchi**
Other friends are participating too.
**[27:29] Seina**
Oh really?
**[27:31] Seina**
I had heard that the production
throughput might be an issue,
**[27:35] Seina**
but it seems fine, right?
**[27:37] Tenchi**
Yes...
**[27:38] Tenchi**
I had underestimated
Sasami-chan's serious mode.
**[27:45] Seina**
I'm back.
**[27:48] Seina**
Jovia-san?
**[27:49] Seina**
Did she get back?
**[27:59] Seina**
It doesn't look like "welcome
home" kind of situation.
**[28:04] Tsukiko**
We're about to ask what happened.
**[28:07] Tsukiko**
So, why don't you tell us every detail.
**[28:10] Jovia**
So, when I went back to
where I'm from before my rebirth,
**[28:13] Jovia**
well...
**[28:14] Jovia**
my cover was blown immediately.
**[28:18] Jovia**
Ow, ow! My skull's going to crack!
**[28:21] Jovia**
Ow! Ow!
**[28:23] Jovia**
I'm sobby!
**[28:25] Jovia**
I'm going to be reborn again!
# E3 - Like Attracts Like and Becomes More Alike
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G50UZXDQ1/like-attracts-like-and-becomes-more-alike)
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***SIGN*** Tenchi Muyo!
GXP Paradise Starting
**[01:38] Seina**
Please tell us all the details...
**[01:41] Seina**
of what transpired to blow your cover.
**[01:44] Jovia**
Well, after I left the village that day,
**[01:48] Jovia**
I took my time to really enjoy
the scenery around here.
**[01:51] Jovia**
I picked flowers I hadn't seen in so long,
**[01:53] Jovia**
even made a flower crown
and put it on my head...
**[02:01] Seina**
You don't need to
go into that great of detail.
**[02:04] Jovia**
Oh, really?
**[02:05] Jovia**
Well, then I just went to the station
**[02:08] Jovia**
and enjoyed the full-blown
work day rush hour,
**[02:11] Jovia**
got to the station where I could
switch onto the bullet train,
**[02:14] Jovia**
and—huh?
**[02:16] Seina**
Looks like we're not getting through.
**[02:19] Tsukiko**
Evidently.
**[02:21] Jovia**
Then there were stores,
**[02:23] Jovia**
so I went straight to the bookstore!
**[02:25] Jovia**
It was a small store,
**[02:26] Jovia**
but they casually had shelves full of manga,
**[02:29] Jovia**
I just couldn't help but tear up.
**[02:35] All**
Uh huh...
**[02:37] Jovia**
Then next I thought, "Gifts!",
**[02:39] Jovia**
but then I realized I have nobody
to give any gifts to,
**[02:43] Jovia**
so I finally got on the escalator
and got to the platform.
**[02:48] Jovia**
Then!
**[02:49] Jovia**
Then!
**[02:50] Tsukiko**
Then you took the bullet train
back to your hometown!
**[02:57] Miki**
So was that really the place you were
from in your previous life?
**[03:02] Jovia**
The school and the town hall all
looked exactly how I remembered them,
**[03:05] Jovia**
so I was really overcome with emotion.
**[03:06] Jovia**
But since I look like this,
**[03:08] Jovia**
I can't exactly show up
at my old house right?
**[03:11] Jovia**
So I went to the shopping district...
**[03:13] Jovia**
walked down the nostalgic grab
and eat food road,
**[03:18] Jovia**
and decided to have
an all-out food eating competition!
**[03:22] Miki**
There goes the heartwarming homecoming...
**[03:24] Jovia**
Food's important!
**[03:26] Jovia**
Don't you agree, darli—
**[03:32] Jovia**
Don't you agree, Seinacchi?
**[03:34] Seina**
I understand the sentiment.
***SIGN*** Episode 3 "Like Attracts Like and Becomes More Alike"
**[03:41] (Flashback) Jovia**
I can't eat any more!
**[03:43] Jovia**
Sheesh,
**[03:44] Jovia**
just because foreigners are rare,
**[03:46] Jovia**
having people stare at me like
that meant I couldn't
**[03:49] Jovia**
even take anything away
in the spirit thread storage.
**[03:52] (Flashback) Jovia**
Excuse me.
**[03:54] (Flashback) Jovia**
They're staring again.
**[03:56] (Flashback) Jovia**
Seriously, what kind of
country bumpkins are they?
**[03:58] (Flashback) Jovia**
Oh, wait, they're from
the same place I'm from.
**[04:06] (Flashback) Jovia**
I feel like I've seen those women before.
**[04:14] (Flashback) Jovia**
Of course, they're all from here.
**[04:22] (Flashback) Jovia**
Gah, keep it down,
stop racing your car here.
**[04:26] (Flashback) Jovia**
Huh?
**[04:34] (Flashback) Jovia**
What the?
**[04:36] (Flashback) Jovia**
What kind of yakuza—
**[04:38] (Flashback) Jovia**
Huh?
**[04:39] (Flashback) Jovia**
Crap!
**[04:41] (Flashback) Jovia**
Mirei's mom?!
**[04:42] (Flashback) Jovia**
No, it's not!
**[04:44] (Flashback) Jovia**
Given her age...
**[04:46] (Flashback) Jovia**
it's actually her?!
**[04:48] (Flashback) Jovia**
That means the other people are also?!
**[04:56] Jovia**
Turns out they were all
friends from my past,
**[04:59] Jovia**
but with thick makeup all round...
**[05:02] Miki**
So, what about the person who came?
**[05:04] Jovia**
Mirei, a friend from my previous life.
**[05:08] (Flashback) Mirei**
So I came out because I heard there
was a suspicious person was about.
**[05:13] (Flashback) Jovia**
Oh, I notto speaku Japanezu so guddo—
**[05:20] (Flashback) Mirei**
You're coming with me.
**[05:23] Jovia**
Can you believe it?!
**[05:24] Jovia**
She hit me in the stomach
out of the blue! The stomach!
**[05:33] (Flashback) Jovia**
Um, pulease letto me go home.
**[05:36] (Flashback) Jovia**
I havu notto done anythingu bad.
**[05:40] (Flashback) Mirei**
Still keeping that up, are we?
**[05:48] (Flashback) Jovia**
The Divine Beauty of the Four Seasons...
**[05:51] (Flashback) Mirei**
I'm impressed you know it.
**[05:54] (Flashback) Mirei**
This is a secret item that we
only serve to special customers.
**[05:58] (Flashback) Jovia**
Uh, I um researchi on za internetto!
**[06:02] (Flashback) Mirei**
It looks like our esteemed
guest is not impressed.
**[06:08] (Flashback) Jovia**
Uh, wait!
**[06:09] (Flashback) Jovia**
Hang on, hang on!
**[06:11] (Flashback) Jovia**
Please don't take it!
**[06:14] Both**
How can you be bought so easily?!
**[06:17] Jovia**
But! But!
**[06:19] Jovia**
That Divine Beauty of the Four Seasons
is a super special item
**[06:22] Jovia**
that is only served
to specially invited guests.
**[06:25] Jovia**
It uses the best of the best ingredients,
**[06:27] Jovia**
it's big and impressive,
**[06:29] Jovia**
and delicious!
**[06:30] Jovia**
I've always wanted it!
**[06:34] Jovia**
Right, in Fuku-chan terms,
**[06:36] Jovia**
it's something like
Tenchi's special carrots.
**[06:38] Fuku**
Oh, that makes a lot of sense.
**[06:41] Both**
Fuku-chan!
**[06:42] Fuku**
I'm sowwy!
**[06:47] (Flashback) Mirei**
You're just as uncultured as I remember.
**[06:50] (Flashback) Mirei**
I'm just asking you to not lick the plate.
**[06:58] (Flashback) Mirei**
Your actions speak for themselves already,
**[07:01] (Flashback) Mirei**
but are you ready to confess it all?
**[07:05] (Flashback) Jovia**
I will if you give me another plate.
**[07:13] (Flashback) Mirei**
I won't forgive you if you say
you just wanted to eat another one.
**[07:17] (Flashback) Jovia**
I know.
**[07:19] (Flashback) Jovia**
Region selected!
**[07:27] (Flashback) Jovia**
I'll bring it back now.
**[07:38] (Flashback) Mirei**
Was that magic?
**[07:39] (Flashback) Mirei**
An inventory?
**[07:41] (Flashback) Jovia**
They're calling it spirit
thread storage here.
**[07:43] (Flashback) Jovia**
Are you satisfied?
**[07:45] (Flashback) Mirei**
It's enough for the price
of two Beauties of the Four Seasons.
**[07:49] (Flashback) Mirei**
So that means...
an alternate world reincarnation?
**[07:52] (Flashback) Jovia**
Yeah, I suppose.
**[07:55] (Flashback) Mirei**
I need to immediately call
the health department,
**[07:57] (Flashback) Mirei**
the police, and the administration.
**[07:59] (Flashback) Jovia**
Wa-Wait! Why?!
**[08:01] (Flashback) Mirei**
Because of quarantine!
**[08:02] (Flashback) Mirei**
Since you've returned from another world,
**[08:04] (Flashback) Mirei**
we have no idea what kind of
pathogens you might be carrying,
**[08:07] (Flashback) Mirei**
specifically because you're a type of person
who might have something really horrid!
**[08:11] (Flashback) Jovia**
I'm not going to cause a pandemic!
**[08:14] (Flashback) Jovia**
I've taken proper precautions!
**[08:16] (Flashback) Mirei**
How far can I trust you with that?
**[08:19] (Flashback) Jovia**
It's okay.
**[08:20] (Flashback) Jovia**
There's an entity who made me reincarnate.
**[08:23] (Flashback) Mirei**
You better not say it was God.
**[08:26] (Flashback) Jovia**
Not in the sense of the Creator.
**[08:29] (Flashback) Jovia**
But it's true that they have
an abnormal amount of power.
**[08:32] (Flashback) Mirei**
What reason could such an entity
have to bring about your reincarnation?
**[08:37] (Flashback) Mirei**
It's not to erase some
stupid mistake, right?
**[08:39] (Flashback) Jovia**
To put it simply,
**[08:41] (Flashback) Jovia**
to correct a distortion that's threatening
the regular flow of space and time.
**[08:44] (Flashback) Mirei**
Distortion?
**[08:47] (Flashback) Jovia**
No, I'm not that distortion!
**[08:50] (Flashback) Mirei**
So you're saying that
as one of the special people,
**[08:53] (Flashback) Mirei**
the state of your mental satisfaction level
is connected fixing the distortion.
**[08:56] (Flashback) Jovia**
I guess every little bit helps.
**[08:59] (Flashback) Mirei**
Let's go somewhere else.
**[09:00] (Flashback) Mirei**
If we stay here,
**[09:01] (Flashback) Mirei**
I don't know how much more
you'll mooch off of me.
**[09:04] (Flashback) Jovia**
Where are we going?
**[09:05] (Flashback) Mirei**
There's a place where we can
be our real selves, right?
**[09:08] (Flashback) Jovia**
Our real selves?
**[09:09] (Flashback) Jovia**
Wait, room 102 in building C still exists?!
**[09:25] (Flashback) Jovia**
I'm home!
**[09:28] (Flashback) Jovia**
It's so small!
**[09:29] (Flashback) Jovia**
A truly Japanese apartment!
**[09:31] (Flashback) Jovia**
I love the smell of old books!
**[09:34] (Flashback) Jovia**
The TV got bigger and flatter.
**[09:36] (Flashback) Jovia**
Wait, is this a new gaming console?!
**[09:39] (Flashback) Mirei**
It's been quite a while.
**[09:41] (Flashback) Mirei**
That console is about three generations newer.
**[09:44] (Flashback) Jovia**
Oh, wow.
**[09:46] (Flashback) Jovia**
But the room's gotten quite
a bit neater, huh?
**[09:49] (Flashback) Jovia**
Are you telling me that you've moved
on from that other interest?
**[09:51] (Flashback) Mirei**
None of that is left in here.
**[09:54] (Flashback) Mirei**
Since the next unit opened up,
I had the wall taken out and connected them.
**[09:56] (Flashback) Mirei**
The books are over there.
**[09:58] (Flashback) Mirei**
Oh, then you're still just as rotten, eh?
**[10:01] (Flashback) Mirei**
Nice, nice.
**[10:10] (Flashback) Mirei**
Oh, sorree, I yuu are casutomer?
**[10:21] (Flashback) Mirei**
Oh, I felt that.
**[10:23] (Flashback) Mirei**
That's not a granny punch...
**[10:25] (Flashback) Mom**
When I got the call,
**[10:27] (Flashback) Mom**
I thought it was some kind of bad joke.
**[10:30] (Flashback) Mom**
But you really are my daughter.
**[10:31] (Flashback) Jovia**
What?
**[10:32] (Flashback) Jovia**
You believed her?
**[10:33] (Flashback) Jovia**
Really?!
**[10:34] (Flashback) Mom**
The carefree dumbassery
that I heard from the other room,
**[10:37] (Flashback) Mom**
the horribly bad attempts at deception,
**[10:39] (Flashback) Mom**
who else but you could it be?!
**[10:42] (Flashback) Mom**
Even if you were
a caterpillar or a cockroach,
**[10:44] (Flashback) Mom**
I am confident I would recognize you!
**[10:47] (Flashback) Jovia**
Yeah, as if!
**[10:50] (Flashback) Mom**
When... when you died in that accident...
**[10:53] (Flashback) Mom**
I was so...
**[10:55] (Flashback) Mom**
I was so...
**[10:57] (Flashback) Jovia**
Um...
**[10:58] (Flashback) Mom**
I was so incredibly embarrassed!
**[11:00] (Flashback) Jovia**
Wha?
**[11:02] (Flashback) Jovia**
How did this turn into embarrassment?!
**[11:04] (Flashback) Mom**
You should understand if I say the things
you scattered when you went under the train!
**[11:08] (Flashback) Jovia**
Huh?
**[11:09] (Flashback) Jovia**
My guts and brai—
**[11:10] (Flashback) Jovia**
Ow!
**[11:13] (Flashback) Mom**
Doujin porn so bad that I wanted to
pixelate them along with your run over body!
**[11:17] (Flashback) Mom**
When the police handed me the items,
**[11:19] (Flashback) Mom**
saying it was my late
daughter's possessions,
**[11:21] (Flashback) Mom**
I thought my face was going to
catch on fire from shame!
**[11:24] (Flashback) Mom**
Though the suspect was dead,
**[11:26] (Flashback) Mom**
and though it wasn't intentional on my part,
**[11:27] (Flashback) Mom**
I had to apologize profusely
because they were trying
**[11:29] (Flashback) Mom**
to pin distribution
of obscene materials on me!
**[11:31] (Flashback) Jovia**
O-Obscene?!
**[11:33] (Flashback) Jovia**
Most of those were things
this rotten woman asked for!
**[11:36] (Flashback) Mom**
It doesn't matter whose they were,
**[11:38] (Flashback) Mom**
but who was transporting them!
**[11:40] (Flashback) Mom**
I felt so bad for the people who came
to pay their respects, too.
**[11:43] (Flashback) Mom**
I was actually wishing that I was
the one in the coffin being buried.
**[11:47] (Flashback) Jovia**
Oh, you mean you wanted to sink
into the ground in shame?
**[11:51] (Flashback) Jovia**
Ow, ow!
**[11:51] (Flashback) Mom**
They say the only cure for stupid is death,
**[11:54] (Flashback) Mom**
but even after being
reincarnated you're the same!
**[11:56] (Flashback) Jovia**
Come on, be at least a little bit sad!
**[11:57] (Flashback) Mom**
It's your own fault!
**[11:59] (Flashback) Mirei**
Of course people were sad.
**[12:02] (Flashback) Mirei**
Your father especially became
quite haggard after that...
**[12:05] (Flashback) Mirei**
Since I was indirectly the reason for it...
**[12:08] (Flashback) Mom**
It's fine.
**[12:09] (Flashback) Mom**
You took care of a lot of aftermath
and the reparations for us.
**[12:14] (Flashback) Mom**
Besides, if only this
idiot had used the delivery
**[12:16] (Flashback) Mom**
service instead of picking them up herself!
**[12:19] (Flashback) Jovia**
I had no choice.
**[12:20] (Flashback) Jovia**
There were many new releases that I wanted,
**[12:22] (Flashback) Jovia**
so when I realized it, I had no money left.
**[12:24] (Flashback) Mom**
You could have done pay on delivery!
**[12:26] (Flashback) Jovia**
Well, the heat and
the exhaustion had gotten to me.
**[12:29] (Flashback) Jovia**
And the delivery service's long line
was also such a drag.
**[12:31] (Flashback) Mom**
I bet you wanted to get home and
get right into being lost in the new books!
**[12:35] (Flashback) Mom**
The result of that was the horrible tragedy
of scattering that doujin porn all over!
**[12:38] (Flashback) Jovia**
At least say that the deadly accident
was the horrible tragedy!
**[12:47] Jovia**
So like that,
**[12:48] Jovia**
they asked me about magic,
**[12:50] Jovia**
the world over there,
**[12:51] Jovia**
and all sorts of other stuff...
**[12:53] Miki**
And they even found out
that you're divorced.
**[12:55] Jovia**
Because she's really my daughter!
**[12:58] Miki**
True, unlike you,
**[13:00] Miki**
she's a good girl who's got it together.
**[13:02] Kirche**
It's not weird that they doubted you.
**[13:05] Seina**
I'm still surprised they
were so quick to accept the fact
**[13:08] Seina**
that you were reincarnated in another world.
**[13:12] Jovia**
Actually, my mom had become a member
of that nerd cave, too!
**[13:15] Seina**
Huh?
**[13:16] Jovia**
I had no idea,
**[13:17] Jovia**
but my mom had become rotten, too!
**[13:22] (Flashback) Jovia**
You think this is a joke?!
**[13:24] (Flashback) Jovia**
What kind of mother not only
has BL discussions
**[13:27] (Flashback) Jovia**
with her daughter's friend,
but also binge reads novels online?!
**[13:30] (Flashback) Mom**
Unlike you,
**[13:32] (Flashback) Mom**
I don't do things that will get me
labeled as a suspicious person.
**[13:35] (Flashback) Mom**
Even in the event that someone
in our circles found out,
**[13:37] (Flashback) Mom**
I am liked enough so that they would
pretend they never saw anything.
**[13:42] (Flashback) Jovia**
D-Damn it!
**[13:45] Jovia**
And so on and so forth.
**[13:47] Jovia**
They are going to demolish
the apartments to build condos,
**[13:49] Jovia**
so they made me store their stuff
in the spirit thread storage,
**[13:52] Jovia**
that's so rude.
**[13:54] Seina**
I see, we get the picture now.
**[13:57] Jovia**
Well, then.
**[13:57] Tsukiko**
I just have one question.
**[14:01] Tsukiko**
As far as we heard,
**[14:04] Tsukiko**
all the things you told us happened
on the day you left, right?
**[14:06] Jovia**
Huh?
**[14:07] Jovia**
Uh, yes?
**[14:09] Tsukiko**
Why didn't you report it right away?
**[14:12] Jovia**
I-I couldn't have them find out
about this place, right?!
**[14:15] Jovia**
Mirei had secretly put
a tail on me, too...
**[14:18] Tsukiko**
So you were shaking the tail?
**[14:20] Jovia**
That's why I went to Tokyo,
**[14:22] Jovia**
did some adult shopping for manga,
doujin, games, and merch...
**[14:27] Jovia**
Then I added a mini vacay to Kusatsu
to hit the hot springs and—
**[14:31] Jovia**
Ow, ow, ow!
**[14:33] Jovia**
But I really wanted those things,
**[14:34] Jovia**
I really wanted to go there!
**[14:36] Jovia**
It was really quite tough to run across
the mountains to shake my tail!
**[14:45] Jovia**
I can't any more,
**[14:46] Jovia**
I seriously can't take any more!
**[14:49] Seto**
*I see.*
**[14:50] Seto**
*Sounds like that's quite a funny situation.*
**[14:53] Seina**
It's due to our insufficient guidance...
**[14:56] Seto**
*According to my sources,*
**[14:58] Seto**
* the mother and the friend*
* are treating this information properly,*
**[15:01] Seto**
*so it seems they can be somewhat trusted.*
**[15:03] Seto**
*With that said,*
**[15:04] Seto**
* this will require placing*
* that entire region under*
**[15:06] Seto**
* surveillance and applying*
* the appropriate measures.*
**[15:08] Jovia**
Are you going to kidnap them
and alter their brains?!
**[15:11] Tsukiko**
You'd be the very first for that treatment!
**[15:14] Seto**
* Just some light guidance*
* of the consciousness.*
**[15:17] Seto**
*As for your friend,*
**[15:18] Seto**
* having her become a collaborator*
* might be a better approach.*
**[15:22] Washu**
If the Masaki businesses enter
into business partnerships with her,
**[15:25] Washu**
Jovia-dono's going to gain more flexibility.
**[15:28] Washu**
Oh, and the foundation
for the Tabletop Island is finished.
**[15:33] Seina**
That means it's time?
**[15:34] Seto**
* We'd like you to take care*
* of the construction efforts.*
**[15:38] Seina**
Construction?
**[15:40] Seina**
But I don't have any particular
knowledge in that field.
**[15:42] Washu**
That's no problem if Nayuta is there.
**[15:44] Washu**
Is the plan for him to oversee things after
that and manage the island when it's done?
**[15:48] Seina**
Manage the island?
**[15:50] Washu**
Miki-dono and everybody will be with you,
**[15:52] Washu**
so we can then also
isolate Jovia-dono, as well.
**[15:55] Miki**
So everyone's getting sent
away along with Seina-kun, huh?
**[15:58] Seto**
* The situation changed here*
* quite drastically, as well.*
**[16:01] Seto**
* And Tsukiko-chan,*
* you should go along, as well.*
**[16:04] Tsukiko**
M-Me, too?!
**[16:05] Seto**
Including all that's to come,
**[16:07] Seto**
*think of it as training.*
**[16:08] Seto**
*The planned construction time is one year.*
**[16:10] Seto**
* In the meantime, we'll take*
* care of all the various issues.*
**[16:13] Washu**
The island's construction site
is near the equator,
**[16:16] Washu**
so you should be able to
enjoy some vacation vibes.
**[16:18] Jovia**
O-One year in jail... on an island?!
**[16:21] Jovia**
That means I can't go to any events!
**[16:23] Miki**
That much should be bearable!
**[16:25] Jovia**
This is too cruel!
**[16:26] Jovia**
You're asking a refugee who's been
starving for 30 years to give up a feast!
**[16:29] Washu**
Jovia-dono, Jovia-dono.
**[16:32] Washu**
You have all the goods you are holding for
your friend in spirit thread storage, right?
**[16:36] Jovia**
Huh?
**[16:36] Washu**
During space time
acceleration it's not viable,
**[16:38] Washu**
but during normal time,
**[16:39] Washu**
you can connect to Earth's Internet.
**[16:41] Washu**
And while you can't go to events,
**[16:42] Washu**
you can do online shopping.
**[16:44] Washu**
I'll even throw in the access rights
to all manners of suspicious, pervy
**[16:47] Washu**
stuff that I collector from all corners
and time lines of the universe.
**[16:51] Washu**
You can pull all-nighters
to really deep dive into your hobby.
**[16:57] Jovia**
Your Excellency!
**[16:59] Jovia**
With that, our troops will be
able to fight another year!
**[17:00] Washu**
Is that so,
**[17:02] Washu**
then go and enjoy it
to your heart's content.
**[17:05] Tenchi**
Ah, so another year.
**[17:08] Tenchi**
That's pretty rough,
considering you just got home.
**[17:11] Seina**
Half of it is my fault anyway.
**[17:14] Tenchi**
Well, it might still be better
than being kidnapped
**[17:17] Tenchi**
and going missing on the right
after your wedding.
**[17:20] Seina**
I'm always causing you to worry...
**[17:22] Tenchi**
Don't be like that,
**[17:23] Tenchi**
you're the one who's suffering.
**[17:25] Sasami**
Seina-oniichan,
**[17:27] Sasami**
these are three meals for everyone,
**[17:28] Sasami**
including the cake product samples.
**[17:30] Seina**
Thanks you so much,
these will be really great.
**[17:36] Seina**
I know it'll be a lot,
**[17:38] Seina**
but please look after Yoshiko.
**[17:40] Sasami**
No worries!
**[17:41] Sasami**
I'm having fun, as well.
**[17:43] Seina**
Then...
**[17:44] Seina**
Tenchi-senpai, Sasami-chan.
**[17:48] Seina**
Noike-san, and Ryouko-san, as well.
**[17:54] Seina**
Please give everyone my regards.
**[18:03] Seina**
This feels kind of strange.
**[18:06] Tsukiko**
Launch preparations are complete... Captain.
**[18:13] Miki**
Course is clear,
**[18:14] Miki**
cloaking level 1.
**[18:16] Seina**
Minimal thrust.
**[18:17] Seina**
Once we're past the moon's orbit,
initiate short distance jump.
**[18:20] Tsukiko**
Roger.
**[18:21] Tsukiko**
Minimal thrust engaged.
**[18:38] Miki**
We've jumped out beyond Pluto's orbit.
**[18:42] Miki**
Recalculating rendezvous point...
**[18:44] Miki**
Confirmed, there are no calculation errors.
**[18:47] Kirche**
We received a message from Tabletop Island.
**[18:49] Kirche**
Correcting the rendezvous link timing,
**[18:51] Kirche**
commencing with hyperspace
jump in 600 seconds.
**[18:53] Jovia**
We got to into Pluto's vicinity
in a blink of an eye...
**[18:57] Jovia**
If you base it on solar system standards,
**[18:58] Jovia**
space technology
is clearly just really absurd.
**[19:01] Seina**
That's true...
**[19:03] Seina**
But if you can just set up the point,
**[19:05] Seina**
spirit thread transportation
is instantaneous.
**[19:07] Jovia**
But setting up that initial point
takes several thousands of years, right?
**[19:12] Tsukiko**
Counting down to hyperspace jump.
**[19:19] Tsukiko**
We've reached the rendezvous point.
**[19:23] Seina**
So this is the space ship that will be
the foundation of Tabletop Island?
**[19:28] Kirche**
She's 35.223 km long, roughly
the same width, total height is 6.5 km.
**[19:34] Kirche**
A base class space mother ship.
**[19:37] Kuis**
*Thank you for coming.*
**[19:38] Kuis**
* Please follow our instructions*
* and proceed to dock.*
**[19:53] Seina**
Kuis-sama, are you by yourself?
**[19:56] Kuis**
Take a look at that.
**[20:00] Seina**
Is that a royal tree?
**[20:02] Kuis**
A third generation, "Tabletop Island".
**[20:05] Kuis**
Since the owner's not decided yet,
it's just a placeholder for now.
**[20:09] Kuis**
Fuku-chan!
**[20:10] Fuku**
I'm linked!
**[20:12] Fuku**
Everyone!
**[20:17] ---**
**[20:22] Miki**
A high gravity wave!
**[20:23] Miki**
A battle ship class something
is jumping here!
**[20:26] Kirche**
It's close!
**[20:27] Kirche**
Evasion is impossible at this range!
**[20:30] Tsukiko**
This is crazy!
**[20:32] Miki**
Assault ships are launching
from the transport vessel!
**[20:34] Kuis**
They are trying to take over this ship!
**[20:36] Kuis**
All personnel,
prepare for hand to hand combat!
**[20:48] Kirche**
Tabletop Island, changing coordinates!
**[20:52] Miki**
You used spirit thread teleportation?!
**[20:58] Kuis**
All gunports that can be aligned
on that axis, emergency fire!
**[21:02] Kuis**
No need to lock anything in!
**[21:13] Kuis**
Bring down the enemy vessels!
**[21:26] Miki**
All energy readings are gone.
**[21:28] Miki**
They have been fully annihilated.
**[21:30] Miki**
I am not detecting any escape pods, either.
**[21:32] D**
There are no survivors.
**[21:34] Kirche**
We're not picking up any other
high gravity waves, either.
**[21:37] Kuis**
We're staying on high alert.
**[21:39] Seina**
Could you explain the situation to us?
**[21:42] Kuis**
Just as you imagined,
**[21:43] Kuis**
we leaked information about
the transport to the involved parties.
**[21:48] Tsukiko**
You're thinning them out?
**[21:51] Kuis**
We've provided them with enough
concessions and time extensions.
**[21:55] Kuis**
This is the collective
will of the federation.
**[21:56] Kuis**
Since the Earth Confederation
is going get two assembly seats, you know...
**[22:02] Seina**
So we're essentially a lure
for external threats.
**[22:05] Seina**
Roger that.
**[22:10] Miki**
Hyperspace jump out confirmed.
**[22:12] Miki**
All systems are nominal.
**[22:14] Kirche**
Space-time wave cancellation succeeded.
**[22:16] Tsukiko**
Jamming satellites
in the vicinity of the Moon,
**[22:19] Tsukiko**
initiating space camouflage.
**[22:30] Tsukiko**
All tests programs completed.
**[22:32] Tsukiko**
Everything is within acceptable limits.
**[22:35] Kuis**
So even if Seina-dono is on board,
**[22:37] Kuis**
there are no critical problems.
**[22:40] Kirche**
The forecast figures are nominal, as well.
**[22:43] Kirche**
Usage tolerance level is at 6.
**[22:45] Kuis**
At that level, regular maintenance
should prevent any operational deficits.
**[22:48] Kuis**
Very well, that concludes the test!
**[22:50] Kuis**
We're now moving
on to Tabletop Island program stage 1!
**[22:54] Kuis**
Transferring command to Seina-dono.
**[23:00] Seina**
Run another status check on Tabletop Island.
**[23:02] Kirche**
Roger. Launching status check program.
**[23:06] Seina**
We will be moving again
at 2200 hours local time.
**[23:09] Seina**
Until then, take turns
resting in hyperspace.
**[23:12] Miki**
But the only ones who require rest are you,
**[23:15] Miki**
my mother, and Kuis-sama.
**[23:18] Jovia**
Hey, you forgot about me!
**[23:20] Tsukiko**
You're not an operator.
**[23:22] Tsukiko**
Go build a nest somewhere and roost in it.
**[23:25] Jovia**
Then, I'll make a love nest with my darling—
**[23:30] Jovia**
Ow, ow, ow!
**[23:31] Miki**
You know this will happen,
yet you can't not make dumb jokes.
**[23:35] Kuis**
And Tsukiko-chan can't not let them slide.
**[23:38] Jovia**
Sheesh!
**[23:41] Jovia**
Does she think my head's
a finger strength training ball?!
**[23:50] Jovia**
Make a nest they say,
**[23:53] Jovia**
but what the hell am I supposed to do here?!
**[24:01] Jovia**
This looks incredibly dumb...
**[24:03] Jovia**
Almost like an illegal
dump in a dry riverbed.
**[24:09] Jovia**
Who was that?!
**[24:21] Jovia**
You think that's funny?!
**[24:24] Jovia**
I can't stand stuff like this!
**[24:27] Jovia**
Who would even do something like this?
**[24:29] Jovia**
Darling, Fuku-chan, Kirche,
D, and Tsukicchi are out,
**[24:32] Jovia**
Miki-chan also doesn't
strike me as the type...
**[24:34] Jovia**
That leaves the lady that strangely has
**[24:37] Jovia**
a presence despite having
a plain face and flat body...?
**[24:40] Jovia**
Hey!
**[24:41] Jovia**
I'm really getting angry!
**[24:44] Jovia**
Come out here!
**[25:07] Seina**
Jovia-san?
**[25:08] Jovia**
I saw-I saw-I saw-I saw...!
**[25:11] Jovia**
A ghost, a ghost!
**[25:14] Jovia**
The lady that strangely has
a presence despite having
**[25:17] Jovia**
a plain face and flat body
said "Filth will be destroyed",
**[25:21] Jovia**
so that's why the guys we
defeated earlier came to haunt us!
**[25:26] Jovia**
Ow, ow!
**[25:26] Kuis**
By lady that strangely has
a presence despite having
**[25:30] Kuis**
a plain face and flat body do you mean me?
**[25:33] Jovia**
Since you're of the same
type as that old hag,
**[25:36] Jovia**
I'm sure lots of people hate you!
**[25:38] Jovia**
But that's no reason to come to my place!
**[25:42] Kuis**
When a grown woman cries
in earnest, even I can't...
**[25:52] Kuis**
Ghosts, huh?
**[25:54] Kuis**
Any force field anomalies?
**[25:56] Miki**
Hm, inside the ship there
are... no such signs.
**[26:00] Kuis**
I see.
**[26:10] Kuis**
Fuku-chan.
**[26:13] Kuis**
You you know something, right?
**[26:16] D**
ZINV?
**[26:19] D**
Seina, ZINV is being weird, too.
**[26:21] Seina**
Huh?
**[26:22] ZINV**
Sorry.
**[26:24] ZINV**
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
**[26:30] ZINV**
I'm sorry, ZINV asked her
to keep it a secret.
**[26:35] ZINV**
Fuku-chan did nothing wrong.
**[26:37] Kuis**
ZINV-sama, you did?
**[26:39] Kuis**
What's going on?
**[26:41] Masaki**
No, no, that's not it.
**[26:44] Masaki**
I was the one who asked
them all to cooperate.
**[26:52] Jovia**
The ghost from before!
**[27:05] Kuis**
Forgive my impudence.
**[27:07] Kuis**
Might you be Jurai Shinou's
sister, "Masaki-sama"?
# E4 - Untitled
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**[00:13] Masaki**
Well, if that "Shinou"
is my brother Shin-nii...
**[00:16] Masaki**
...then I guess that's correct.
**[00:18] Masaki**
I'm nothing more than an astral copy, though.
**[00:22] Kuis**
Be that as it may,
**[00:24] Kuis**
it does not change the fact
that you are a symbol to us Juraians.
**[00:29] Masaki**
My original also ran away
because I disliked that sort of stuff.
**[00:33] Masaki**
Shin-nii also said that he'd have run
if he'd had the chance...
**[00:37] Kuis**
Still, you're an important historical figure.
**[00:41] Masaki**
Yes, yes.
**[00:43] Masaki**
But isn't that enough now?
**[00:45] Masaki**
He's ZINV-chan's master, right?
**[00:49] Kuis**
Understood.
**[00:51] Masaki**
Come on now,
**[00:53] Masaki**
being formal is over.
**[00:55] Masaki**
Seina-dono,
**[00:57] Masaki**
please don't scold ZINV-chan and Fuku-chan.
**[01:00] Masaki**
They were just helping me play a prank.
**[01:07] Jovia**
Please don't scold them, my ass!
**[01:09] Masaki**
Oh, you were listening
in that pose the whole time?
**[01:12] Masaki**
You're so skilled!
**[01:16] Jovia**
You're gonna get it now!
**[01:19] Masaki**
She's really funny.
**[01:21] Masaki**
It's hard to find people like her.
**[01:22] Kuis**
We thought she might be a perfect toy.
**[01:24] Jovia**
Who are you calling a toy?!
**[01:26] Jovia**
Astral scan!
**[01:28] Masaki**
Huh?
**[01:34] Jovia**
Skeleton creation!
**[01:36] Jovia**
Body generation!
**[01:44] Masaki**
What's happening?
**[01:50] Jovia**
Astral link!
**[01:58] Masaki**
Th-This is...
**[01:59] Seina**
Oh!
**[02:02] Jovia**
Now you're going to be my sandbag!
**[02:06] Jovia**
Eat this,
**[02:06] Jovia**
my special Jovia roll!
**[02:11] Kuis**
I can't believe she engaged a person
from the Jurai family in combat...
**[02:15] Kuis**
After having been obliterated
by Kiriko-chan time and again, too.
**[02:18] Miki**
She just never learns.
**[02:22] Masaki**
Could it be that she's a magic tree mage?
**[02:25] Kuis**
She's a capable idiot.
**[02:26] Masaki**
I see, I see.
***SIGN*** Tenchi Muyo!
GXP Paradise Starting
***SIGN*** Episode 4 "Tenchi Turbulence"
**[04:09] Masaki**
Cheers!
**[04:12] Masaki**
Food's so delicious!
**[04:18] Masaki**
The feeling of getting
drunk on booze is the best!
**[04:21] Jovia**
Damn it!
**[04:23] Jovia**
This is bull...
**[04:25] Masaki**
Come on, stop being so pissy,
**[04:27] Masaki**
Jojobiatch.
**[04:29] Jovia**
Don't insinuate that I peed myself!
**[04:32] Kuis**
Didn't you secretly change your underwear?
**[04:34] Jovia**
Yes, fine, I did!
**[04:36] Jovia**
I did pee myself, I let it all out!
**[04:38] Jovia**
Now I'm rehydrating!
**[04:40] Masaki**
Oh, nice drinking.
**[04:43] Miki**
People who aren't working are distracting,
**[04:45] Miki**
so please go play somewhere else.
**[04:46] Jovia**
But this is such an event,
**[04:49] Jovia**
we wanted to watch over it until the end.
**[04:51] Masaki**
Yeah, no objections here!
**[04:54] Miki**
Then don't open up shop here!
Fool around downstairs!
**[04:58] Jovia**
It would be dumb for us to be
in such a huge place by ourselves.
**[05:01] Masaki**
The presence of people is what's good.
**[05:03] Masaki**
Don't be bothered by us.
**[05:05] Masaki**
You guys just do your work.
**[05:07] Masaki**
Cheers!
**[05:08] Jovia**
Yesh!
**[05:09] Miki**
Gah, there's two idiots now.
**[05:12] Tsukiko**
I don't mind that you're here,
**[05:14] Tsukiko**
but please don't get
in the way of our operation.
**[05:17] Jovia**
Understood! We'll quietly watch!
**[05:20] Masaki**
Watch!
**[05:23] Tsukiko**
Very good.
**[05:27] Kuis**
But the problem of how to go public
with Masaki-sama still remains...
**[05:32] Masaki**
I'd prefer if you could keep it hidden
from Jurai for a while.
**[05:36] Masaki**
There's also the issue of the graftling
that's maintaining my astral self.
**[05:41] Kuis**
Would that be the one
from Masaki-sama's tree?
**[05:45] Masaki**
The main tree has taken root on Earth,
**[05:48] Masaki**
so it doesn't have
that much power left anyway.
**[05:51] Masaki**
I don't even know how long
the unit itself will last.
**[05:54] Kuis**
I believe discussing the matter
with Washu-sama might be good.
**[05:57] Jovia**
Unless she adds some
suspicious enhancements to you.
**[06:01] Masaki**
So she's of that sort...
**[06:03] Masaki**
Well, I guess I can decide after we talk.
**[06:07] Tsukiko**
It's time.
**[06:08] Seina**
Initiate stage 2 of the program.
**[06:10] Miki**
Moving to stage 2.
**[06:12] Tsukiko**
Tabletop Island, beginning ascent.
**[06:33] Kirche**
Arriving at destination.
**[06:35] Seina**
What is the situation at the jump target?
**[06:37] Tsukiko**
There are no issues. All clear.
**[06:39] Seina**
Roger.
**[06:41] Seina**
Spirit thread teleport.
**[06:44] D**
Jump confirmed. Zero irregularities.
**[06:47] Miki**
The route to our water
surface destination is clear.
**[06:49] Miki**
No seacraft, aircraft,
or submersibles detected.
**[06:53] Seina**
Begin descent.
**[06:54] Tsukiko**
Initiating descent.
**[07:00] Kirche**
Underwater base foundation is all green.
**[07:02] D**
Linking Tabletop Island's exterior
and sea water temperatures.
**[07:05] Miki**
Confirming that the exterior
is sterile. All clear.
**[07:08] Seina**
Begin water landing.
**[07:09] Tsukiko**
Initiate water landing.
**[07:17] Tsukiko**
Estimated completion at 0300.
**[07:20] Jovia**
It's going quite smoothly, eh?
**[07:22] Masaki**
Just like in space,
**[07:23] Masaki**
there's nothing to avoid
in the open ocean.
**[07:26] Tsukiko**
Then how about this?
**[07:30] Jovia**
That's huge!
**[07:32] Tsukiko**
This is what it looks like
when it's overlayed over Tokyo.
**[07:34] Jovia**
Hold on a sec!
**[07:35] Jovia**
How are you going to keep
this humongous thing hidden?!
**[07:39] Kuis**
Seto-sama got in touch with Earth's
Masaki family about 700 years ago.
**[07:43] Kuis**
They have prepared all manner of things.
**[07:45] Jovia**
That's like some conspiracy theory.
**[07:48] Jovia**
I know it's way too late now,
but wasn't there any other way?
**[07:51] Kuis**
We wanted a consolidated base on Earth.
**[07:54] Kuis**
Besides, if we get serious about it,
complete concealment is a cinch.
**[07:57] Jovia**
Well, I can't say I haven't witnessed
that kind of absurdity time and again.
**[08:02] Masaki**
You're pretty absurd yourself,
**[08:04] Masaki**
having created my body from nothing.
**[08:06] Jovia**
What?!
**[08:07] Miki**
Jovia's existence itself is absurd!
**[08:10] Kirche**
I bet she'd have a consciousness even if
she was reborn as a caterpillar or cockroach.
**[08:14] Jovia**
Hey, Kirche-chan,
**[08:16] Jovia**
you're so nonchalantly
the cruelest one here!
**[08:27] [SONG] txt**
Progress to base 91%
**[08:27] Miki**
Auxiliary loading
of the crust stabilizers completed.
**[08:29] [SONG] txt**
Progress to base 92%
**[08:29] Kirche**
Tabletop Island's progress
to the underwater foundation at 93%.
**[08:32] [SONG] txt**
Progress to base 93%
**[08:33] Kirche**
Foundation strength
and hardening rate, all green.
**[08:36] [SONG] txt**
Progress to base 94%
**[08:36] Miki**
Foundation weighting and Tabletop Island
weighting ratio linked successfully.
**[08:39] Miki**
No irregularities detected in magma flow.
**[08:41] Kirche**
Ocean current changes are
in accordance with our models, as well.
**[08:44] Tsukiko**
Confirming stage one of descending
to the foundation concluded successfully...
**[08:46] Tsukiko**
All green.
**[08:48] Seina**
Proceed to stage two.
**[08:50] Tsukiko**
Initiate stage two of the program.
**[08:52] Tsukiko**
Transform vessel to island mode.
**[08:58] Jovia**
Whoa!
**[09:00] Jovia**
Such fat ones!
**[09:02] Jovia**
Is that allowed?
**[09:03] Tsukiko**
Your expressions are so vulgar.
**[09:06] Kuis**
Just you wait until it's all finished.
**[09:08] Miki**
Transformation complete.
**[09:10] Miki**
Initiating exterior disguise procedure.
**[09:25] D**
Progress of exterior disguise is going well.
**[09:27] Tsukiko**
Estimated end of stage one is 2400.
**[09:37] Kuis**
After that,
**[09:38] Kuis**
we will go into time-space acceleration
mode to solidify the disguise.
**[09:41] Kuis**
This process is scheduled
to take 180 days in the exterior world.
**[09:45] Masaki**
Then this would be a good time
to go discuss the matter of my graftling.
**[09:49] Kuis**
Let us contact Washu-sama and—
**[09:52] Tsunami**
I can take you to her.
**[09:57] Masaki**
Tsu-Tsunami-sama?!
**[10:03] Masaki**
Why are you here?
**[10:05] Tsunami**
I've been on Earth for a little while now.
**[10:08] Tsunami**
You didn't know, did you?
**[10:10] Tsunami**
I mean, I did hide it so nobody would know.
**[10:14] Tsunami**
But, really, Masaki-chan...
**[10:17] Tsunami**
You're such a bad girl
for making Shin-nii worry.
**[10:21] Masaki**
I-I'm just an astral copy of the original,
**[10:24] Masaki**
so I don't know
if I'm the right one to talk to...
**[10:31] Tsunami**
That girl has already dissolved
into the astral sea,
**[10:34] Tsunami**
so you have to stand in.
**[10:38] Tsunami**
Oh, Seina-oniichan,
**[10:40] Tsunami**
here are more cakes and bentos for you guys.
**[10:43] Seina**
Huh?
**[10:43] Seina**
Whoa!
**[10:45] Seina**
Th-Thank you... very much.
**[10:48] Tsunami**
All right, everyone, good luck.
**[10:52] Jovia**
Oh, yeah, you mentioned time-space
acceleration or something before,
**[10:55] Jovia**
but what does that do?
**[10:56] Tsukiko**
In order to get
the natural vegetation to grow,
**[10:59] Tsukiko**
it'll take some time, right?
**[11:01] Jovia**
So, during that time,
we have to wait outside?
**[11:04] Tsukiko**
We don't know what could
happen during the growth phase,
**[11:07] Tsukiko**
so we're going to stay
and observe from this vessel,
**[11:09] Tsukiko**
where the time is linked
to the outside world.
**[11:12] Kuis**
But we're going to be cut off
from the outside world until it's finished,
**[11:15] Kuis**
so nobody can enter or leave.
**[11:18] Jovia**
Wait a second.
**[11:20] Jovia**
Are you sure you don't want to go home?
**[11:22] Jovia**
Once the acceleration starts,
**[11:23] Jovia**
you can't leave, right?
**[11:24] Kuis**
Yeah, yeah, I will go home.
**[11:27] Kuis**
Do what you need to do.
**[11:29] Kuis**
If it comes to that,
**[11:30] Kuis**
use Kiriko-chan's brother or sister.
**[11:33] Tsukiko**
Kuis...sama...
**[11:36] Jovia**
There it is!
**[11:39] Kuis**
I'm seriously going to be mad
if that thing gets ahead of you.
**[11:43] Tsukiko**
I'll do whatever I can to prevent that.
**[11:44] Kuis**
Very good.
**[11:45] Kuis**
All right, Seina-dono.
**[11:47] Kuis**
I'm going to go report to Washu-sama,
**[11:50] Kuis**
so if anything comes up,
you can reach me there.
**[11:52] Seina**
Roger that.
**[11:53] Seina**
Safe travels.
**[11:54] Kuis**
Thanks.
**[11:57] Jovia**
Blegh!
**[12:03] Kuis**
Well, everyone!
**[12:05] Kuis**
Have a good time!
**[12:06] Kuis**
I'll see you in half a year!
**[12:09] Jovia**
D-Damn that boring,
bland, chicken stock-looking hag!
**[12:13] Tsukiko**
Time to work.
**[12:16] Jovia**
I hadn't saved in so long...
**[12:20] Miki**
Seabed within
the acceleration zone is stable.
**[12:23] Kirche**
All facilities are nominal.
**[12:25] Seina**
Initiate growth program.
**[12:27] Tsukiko**
Roger.
**[12:28] Tsukiko**
Deploy barrier zone probes
**[12:30] Tsukiko**
and set coordinates.
**[12:31] D**
Fine-tuning barrier dimensions...
**[12:33] Tsukiko**
All green. Preparations complete.
**[12:36] Seina**
Begin acceleration!
**[12:37] Tsukiko**
Roger.
**[12:39] Tsukiko**
Accelerating to step 1 inside the barrier.
**[12:53] Jovia**
Seriously, though,
**[12:54] Jovia**
creating an entire island
is like playing god.
**[12:57] Tsukiko**
Actually doing something this absurd is
**[13:00] Tsukiko**
something only the philosophers
at the academy are capable of.
**[13:03] Miki**
Stabilization of the bedrock on track.
**[13:05] D**
Confirmed formation
of underground water sources.
**[13:07] Kirche**
The surface vegetation
is also entering the predicted cycle.
**[13:13] Miki**
No problematic microbes detected
in the atmosphere or in the ground.
**[13:17] Tsukiko**
The marine environment is also on track.
**[13:19] Tsukiko**
The differences with the open sea
are within acceptable ranges.
**[13:22] Tsukiko**
No deviations from our predicted models.
**[13:24] Seina**
Roger.
**[13:25] Seina**
Then, let's reassess the situation
after 100 years. So, in five cycles.
**[13:42] Washu**
I've taken care of the repairs
on your graftling's unit.
**[13:46] Washu**
I've completely swapped out
the preservation subsystem,
**[13:49] Washu**
so you won't have
any issues going forward.
**[13:53] Masaki**
I'd like to thank you for that.
**[13:56] Washu**
But this and that are different matters, eh?
**[13:58] Masaki**
I don't have some near-death experience
fetish in the guise of a check-up!
**[14:03] Masaki**
Sheesh.
**[14:05] Washu**
For having been created in an instant,
**[14:09] Washu**
your body is quite well-made.
**[14:10] Washu**
If I had to point out a drawback,
**[14:11] Washu**
it would be that, while you can have sexual
intercourse, you can't have children.
**[14:15] Masaki**
Isn't that amazing in its own right?
**[14:17] Washu**
The magic essence system's true power
is limitless within the three dimensions.
**[14:21] Washu**
So adding the ability to have
children would be possible, too.
**[14:24] Masaki**
I guess that's what instant gets you.
**[14:27] Washu**
So, about the graftling's future.
**[14:30] Washu**
If you want to turn it into a ship,
**[14:31] Washu**
we'll need to do a transplant
procedure into a dedicated unit.
**[14:34] Masaki**
Could we discuss this
when Tenchi-dono is here?
**[14:37] Washu**
You really don't need to be
that suspicious of me.
**[14:40] Masaki**
As long as there's no near-death experience.
**[14:47] Sasami**
I brought snacks!
**[14:49] Sasami**
Oh, Masaki-oneechan, please have
some of the snacks I brought.
**[14:52] Masaki**
Tsu-Tsunami-sama...
please don't worry about me.
**[14:57] Sasami**
Oh, please,
**[14:58] Sasami**
call me Sasami when I'm in this form.
**[15:00] Masaki**
Oh, r-right. Sasami-sama.
**[15:12] Ringo**
Kuis-sama...
**[15:14] Ringo**
If she had captured the assailants,
**[15:17] Ringo**
we could've made some money out of it...
**[15:19] Otoka**
Depending on the selection
of the representatives,
**[15:21] Otoka**
the ranking in the new
government will be affected...
**[15:23] Otoka**
So reaching an immediate
conclusion will be difficult.
**[15:25] Ringo**
To think how much money
has to be wasted for that...
**[15:29] Otoka**
On the upside,
**[15:30] Otoka**
the preparation of Tabletop
Island is going well.
**[15:32] Ringo**
This could have just been sent
to one location, as well.
**[15:36] Otoka**
Let's get it to the involved parties, then.
**[15:39] Ringo**
Safe and guaranteed,
**[15:40] Ringo**
as cheaply as possible.
**[15:42] Otoka**
That would be the GP Deliveries.
**[15:46] Woman**
Y-Yes!
**[15:52] Woman**
Um...
**[15:53] Woman**
The address is...
**[15:56] Jovia**
So the new estimated
finish date is in 30 days?
**[16:00] Seina**
Since we didn't encounter any
problems during the first 1000 years,
**[16:04] Seina**
we decided that checking once
every five cycles would suffice.
**[16:07] Seina**
During that time,
**[16:09] Seina**
the observation is going to
be done exclusively on Tabletop Island.
**[16:15] Jovia**
Is that another test?
**[16:16] Seina**
Yes.
**[16:17] Seina**
But if we do that,
**[16:18] Seina**
the bridge is going to be
in acceleration mode, as well.
**[16:20] Miki**
In other words,
**[16:21] Miki**
he's saying you need to clean
up those games and other things.
**[16:24] Jovia**
Roger that!
**[16:25] Jovia**
So, what is everyone going to
do during that time?
**[16:27] Seina**
I was actually thinking that Tsukiko-san could
live in the magic unit inside the Kamidake.
**[16:33] Tsukiko**
Huh?
**[16:34] Jovia**
I see. Tsukikocchi's magic debut, eh?
**[16:38] Jovia**
Okay, okay!
**[16:39] Jovia**
Say no more.
**[16:40] Jovia**
I'll tag along, as well!
**[16:41] Tsukiko**
Thank you for your help.
**[16:47] Tsukiko**
The fantasy world
I've been dreaming about...
**[16:49] Tsukiko**
I can't even express what it feels like
that I'll get to experience it in real life!
**[16:55] Tsukiko**
Wow.
**[16:57] Tsukiko**
That's an odd sight.
**[16:59] Tsukiko**
It's like you've turned a star upside down.
**[17:01] Seina**
This is done to keep the source
of magic, the magic essence,
**[17:04] Seina**
trapped on the backside.
**[17:06] Seina**
If you went down to the surface,
**[17:07] Seina**
it'd look normal.
**[17:09] Jovia**
Hearing an explanation isn't worth it,
**[17:11] Jovia**
so you should just ignore it.
**[17:12] Jovia**
Sheesh, it's like a textbook
example of that saying,
**[17:15] Jovia**
"Sufficiently advanced technology
is indistinguishable from magic."
**[17:17] Seina**
Let's all take separate paths from here.
**[17:20] Seina**
No matter which way we take,
they're all connected anyway.
**[17:28] Jovia**
Just like that.
**[17:44] Tsukiko**
*What a strange feeling...*
**[17:46] Tsukiko**
*Smell?*
**[17:48] Tsukiko**
*Air?*
**[17:49] Tsukiko**
*Could this be?*
**[17:57] Tsukiko**
*The smell of a thick green...*
**[17:59] Tsukiko**
*Is this... the magic essence?*
**[18:23] Tsukiko**
*They're elves!*
**[18:24] Souren**
Thank you for making your way here.
**[18:26] Souren**
You are Masaki Kiriko-sama's
mother, correct?
**[18:29] Tsukiko**
Yes, my name is Masaki Tsukiko.
**[18:32] Souren**
My name is Souren. I have been
tasked with guiding you.
**[18:35] Souren**
To my right is my younger sister.
**[18:37] Airen**
My name is Airen.
**[18:39] Tsukiko**
I see.
**[18:40] Tsukiko**
Everything is so new to me,
**[18:42] Tsukiko**
so I'm afraid I will need your help.
**[18:45] Tsukiko**
I apologize for already asking questions,
**[18:47] Tsukiko**
but two of my companions
should be here somewhere...
**[18:50] Souren**
Seina-sama is right over there.
**[18:53] Seina**
I thought you might want to enjoy
that "isekai" feeling by yourself.
**[18:57] Tsukiko**
I'm thoroughly enjoying it.
**[19:00] Seina**
But I wasn't expecting you to be here,
Souren-san and Airen-san.
**[19:04] Souren**
Kiriko-sama is handling the work
over there with all her might...
**[19:08] Airen**
When she gets like that,
we can't be of any help.
**[19:10] Airen**
Right?
**[19:14] Seina**
But, Airen-san,
**[19:16] Seina**
weren't you supposed to be
investigating something on ZINV's planet?
**[19:18] Airen**
There, too, the specialist workers
were so motivated.
**[19:21] Airen**
They didn't need me there, either.
**[19:24] Jovia**
Oh, man! Oh, man!
**[19:25] Jovia**
I forgot that Tsukikocchi is
a complete and utter noob!
**[19:29] Jovia**
I bet she's lost somewhere—
**[19:30] Jovia**
Huh?
**[19:31] Jovia**
How'd you get here?
**[19:32] Jovia**
Oh, Airencchi!
**[19:34] AIren**
Oh, Jovia!
**[19:35] AIren**
Long time no see!
**[19:37] Both**
Yeah!
**[19:42] Souren**
I'm so embarrassed...
**[19:45] Tsukiko**
It's fine, as long as you're available...
**[19:54] Souren**
Tsukiko-sama,
**[19:55] Souren**
I heard that you came here
to learn how to use magic.
**[19:58] Tsukiko**
Yes.
**[19:58] Souren**
How are you feeling right now?
**[19:59] Airen**
Tsukiko-dono looks just like Kiriko-dono.
**[20:02] Airen**
So, how's her personality?
**[20:04] Jovia**
I had my skull almost
crushed time and again.
**[20:07] Airen**
So, in the end, she's a brute force type, too...
**[20:10] Airen**
If she's that similar to Kiriko-dono,
and I want to stay on her good side,
**[20:13] Airen**
maybe I shouldn't hang out with you too much?
**[20:17] Jovia**
Hey, brother!
**[20:19] Jovia**
Don't say such backstabby things.
**[20:22] Jovia**
If it comes to that...
**[20:24] Both**
I'll use her as a shield!
**[20:31] Airen**
Just beyond this little forest,
**[20:33] Airen**
there is the lord's manor.
**[20:34] Tsukiko**
So that means there is a lord?
**[20:38] Jovia**
I mean, the lord's right behind you.
**[20:41] Seina**
Well, we are technically
inside the Kamidake.
**[20:45] Seina**
So I'm just the lord in name.
**[20:52] Tsukiko**
So wonderful.
**[20:58] Acha**
Hero!
**[20:59] Acha**
Welcome home.
**[21:00] Seina**
I'm back, Acha.
**[21:02] Seina**
Have you been well?
**[21:04] Acha**
Yes!
**[21:05] Kalushushu**
Welcome home, Master.
**[21:08] Seina**
Thank you for your hard
work, Kalushushu-san.
**[21:10] Seina**
We'll be bothering you for a bit again.
**[21:12] Seina**
This is...
**[21:13] Tsukiko**
Thank you for having me.
**[21:14] Tsukiko**
My name is Masaki Tsukiko.
**[21:17] Kalushushu**
A very warm welcome to you.
**[21:19] Kalushushu**
My name is Kalushushu,
**[21:21] Kalushushu**
and I have been tasked
with managing this house.
**[21:24] Seina**
She is an Ancient Dryad, a tree fairy.
**[21:29] Tsukiko**
A dryad...
**[21:38] Kalushushu**
If there is anything you need,
please call for me.
**[21:52] Tsukiko**
Could it be that ZINV-sama has something
to do with the fact that she serves you?
**[21:58] Seina**
Apparently, to them,
**[21:59] Seina**
the royal trees are something akin to gods.
**[22:02] Tsukiko**
I see. That might be a thing.
**[22:06] Seina**
By the way, Acha.
**[22:07] Seina**
Were you able to meet your mother?
**[22:09] Acha**
Yes.
**[22:10] Acha**
I cooked, cleaned, washed,
and hunted with my mom.
**[22:14] Seina**
Hunted?
**[22:15] Acha**
Yes!
**[22:16] Acha**
Because the scary pirates went away!
**[22:23] Seina**
So, about the schedule starting tomorrow—
**[22:25] Seina**
I think it's a good idea
to begin by doing pit hunts.
**[22:28] Seina**
Those are the first steps
for hunter adventurers.
**[22:30] Tsukiko**
I thought I'd have to start
by gathering healing herbs.
**[22:34] Seina**
Would you like to go take
a peek tomorrow?
**[22:37] Tsukiko**
Yes! That sounds like fun!
**[22:38] Airen**
Seina-dono...
**[22:41] Airen**
That could prove to be difficult.
**[22:44] Seina**
Why's that?
**[22:50] Airen**
That was scary.
**[22:51] Tsukiko**
Do you get told that your personality
is too stark a contrast to your appearance?
**[22:56] Seina**
Well, I guess she's the Amane-san type.
**[22:58] Seina**
So, Airen-san, what do you mean by difficult?
**[23:01] Airen**
Huh?
**[23:02] Airen**
Oh, Tsukiko-dono's already got it.
**[23:05] Airen**
The magic essence cold.
**[23:10] Seina**
Thermo!
**[23:14] Seina**
*Nayuta?*
**[23:15] Nayuta**
* Yes, there's no doubt,*
* those are the initial symptoms.*
**[23:19] Tsukiko**
Doesn't the magic essence cold mean...
**[23:21] Seina**
Yes.
**[23:22] Seina**
The organ for using magic
is beginning to form inside your body.
**[23:27] Tsukiko**
Ah... I see.
**[23:32] Tsukiko**
I'm looking forward to it.
# E5 - Tsukikagekouhi
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GWDU8EZW3/tsukikagekouhi)
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***SIGN*** Tenchi Muyo!
GXP Paradise Starting
***SIGN*** Episode 5 "Tsukikagekouhi"
**[01:38] Seina**
The magic essence cold is a side-effect of
**[01:41] Seina**
the magic essence organ
being formed in your body.
**[01:45] Tsukiko**
Well, it's for being able to use magic,
**[01:48] Tsukiko**
I'm prepared to suffer
for it to some degree.
**[01:51] Seina**
Besides, in order to make the capacity
of the magic essence organ as big as possible,
**[01:55] Seina**
every bit of usable energy inside your body
that can be spared will be used...
**[01:58] Jovia**
Well, nobody's ever died
of the magic essence cold, so it's fine.
**[02:03] Jovia**
But there's something more important, right?
**[02:06] Seina**
Right, there is an important thing
that I'd like you to learn.
**[02:12] Seina**
As you symptoms progress,
**[02:14] Seina**
your head will get fuzzy with the fever,
**[02:16] Seina**
and then you'll start hearing
some sort of sound in your ears.
**[02:18] Seina**
It's almost like someone is talking to you.
**[02:21] Tsukiko**
Did you say like someone's talking to me?
**[02:23] Seina**
Yes.
**[02:24] Seina**
It's an announcement
from the magic essence system.
**[02:26] Seina**
Maybe an analogy for it would be like
when you install an app on your PC,
**[02:29] Seina**
you have to set up the language setting.
**[02:31] Tsukiko**
So I have to make
that kind of adjustment, then.
**[02:35] Tsukiko**
But how do I do that?
**[02:36] Jovia**
That's easy!
**[02:37] Jovia**
"Say in words I understand, you moron!"
**[02:40] Jovia**
is what you have to think or say out loud.
**[02:43] Tsukiko**
What?
**[02:45] Seina**
Basically, the important part is
that you will it to be words you understand.
**[02:50] Seina**
If you hear the announcement
in Japanese, you've succeeded.
**[02:53] Tsukiko**
What happens if I don't succeed?
**[02:56] Seina**
Then transmitting your intentions to the
magic essence system will become ambiguous,
**[03:00] Seina**
which makes actualizing
magic more difficult.
**[03:02] Tsukiko**
So it's like having difficulties communicating
with someone who doesn't speak your language?
**[03:06] Seina**
Yes, but normal people
are using magic like that.
**[03:10] Tsukiko**
So that's you guys' cheat.
**[03:13] Jovia**
Well, the rest you just gotta experience.
**[03:18] Jovia**
Aren't you starting to feel worse now?
**[03:20] Tsukiko**
Yes...
**[03:22] Seina**
Anyway, please don't forget
to keep that in mind.
**[03:34] Tsukiko**
I know you have nothing to do,
**[03:36] Tsukiko**
but you're really playing video games here?
**[03:38] Tsukiko**
Why do I sound like
I'm scolding my dumb son?
**[03:42] Jovia**
From my point of view, that's normal.
**[03:44] Jovia**
Seinacchi is the one who's weird.
**[03:47] Tsukiko**
Playing erotic video games
in front of people is not normal.
**[03:51] Jovia**
There was a ton of them in the data
that Washu-chan unlocked for me.
**[03:56] Jovia**
Want to discuss erotic stuff with me?
**[03:58] Tsukiko**
Why don't you go do
that with that unfortunate elf...
**[04:06] Jovia**
It's probably time.
**[04:08] Jovia**
Tsukikocchi, don't forget what Seina said.
**[04:12] Jovia**
Don't forget. You can't forget.
Don't forget. You can't—
**[04:22] Tsukiko**
*So... hot...*
**[04:25] Tsukiko**
*Hot... Hot...*
**[04:45] Tsukiko**
*You've become such a nice-looking adult...*
**[04:49] Tsukiko**
*Shut up... shut up...*
**[04:52] Tsukiko**
*Shut up... shut up...*
**[04:54] Tsukiko**
*Shut up... shut up...*
**[04:56] Tsukiko**
*I'm at a good spot,*
**[04:58] Tsukiko**
*why are you still in my ear?!*
**[05:00] Tsukiko**
**I don't understand.**
**[05:02] Tsukiko**
**I don't understand!**
**[05:04] Tsukiko**
**What are you saying?!**
**[05:08] Tsukiko**
**I said I don't understand!**
**[05:10] Tsukiko**
**Please, say it in words I understand!**
**[05:14] Voice**
*...essence... strong... image... materialize*
**[05:17] Tsukiko**
**What?**
**[05:18] Voice**
*...magic... essence...
is materialized by strong images.*
**[05:22] Tsukiko**
**Is this what Seina-chan was talking about?**
**[05:24] Voice**
*The potential of
the magic essence is infinite.*
**[05:27] Voice**
*The magic essence is
the essence of everything.*
**[05:30] Voice**
*It can turn into anything.*
**[05:33] Voice**
*Ask the magic essence.*
**[05:34] Voice**
*The magic essence remembers everything.*
**[05:38] Voice**
*Spread your kind.*
**[05:40] Voice**
*To the land.*
**[05:41] Voice**
*To the stars.*
**[05:42] Voice**
*Fill the universe.*
**[05:43] Tsukiko**
*I see... I succeeded...*
**[05:44] Voice**
*Our child, go forth and create paradise.*
**[06:20] Tsukiko**
*This is...*
**[06:22] Tsukiko**
*Oh, right,*
**[06:23] Tsukiko**
*I got the magic essence cold...*
**[06:26] Kalushushu**
Have you awoken?
**[06:30] Tsukiko**
Could you please bring me up to speed?
**[06:33] Kalushushu**
It's been twelve days since you fell asleep.
**[06:36] Tsukiko**
I see.
**[06:37] Jovia**
Oh, you finally woke up, Tsukikocchi!
**[06:40] Jovia**
Then, let's get to
the first ritual right away!
**[06:52] Tsukiko**
I've been asleep all this time,
**[06:54] Tsukiko**
my stomach won't accept anything solid.
**[06:56] Jovia**
I knew you had a strong mind,
**[06:59] Jovia**
but I'm impressed you can withstand the hunger
after waking from the magic essence cold.
**[07:01] Jovia**
With that said,
**[07:02] Jovia**
the magic essence has super
strengthened your guts,
**[07:04] Jovia**
so nothing can hurt it.
**[07:06] Jovia**
Though to be on the safe side,
we always start with stew as the first meal.
**[07:11] Kalushushu**
Yes, there is nothing to worry about.
**[07:30] Jovia**
For real?
**[07:31] Jovia**
How strong can your resolve be?
**[07:33] Tsukiko**
Looks like it's going to be okay.
**[07:35] Jovia**
Then go for the solid stuff, too.
**[07:46] Jovia**
So, bread or rice?
**[07:50] Tsukiko**
Rice!
**[07:52] Jovia**
I know, right?!
**[07:59] Kai**
Hello?
**[08:05] Kai**
I know you must be very busy,
**[08:08] Kai**
but I was told to come check on you
**[08:10] Kai**
because "yesterday night
must have been quite fun".
**[08:18] Kai**
As you friend and as a man,
**[08:20] Kai**
I'm disappointed in you, Seina!
**[08:27] Tsukiko**
I can't anymore...
**[08:30] Tsukiko**
I haven't eaten enough,
but my stomach is at its limit...
**[08:33] Jovia**
You'll digest it soon, and you'll
be doing this again in three hours.
**[08:36] Jovia**
So?
**[08:37] Jovia**
Since you slept this long,
I guess you heard that voice?
**[08:42] Tsukiko**
Yes.
**[08:43] Tsukiko**
It was like I was accidentally
able to acknowledge it.
**[08:45] Jovia**
Right?
**[08:46] Jovia**
You're suffering and it's
mumbling into your ear...
**[08:48] Jovia**
So you go, "Shut up, you moron!"
**[08:50] Tsukiko**
Yes, I know exactly what you mean.
**[08:56] Jovia**
Your temperature is rising again.
**[08:59] Tsukiko**
It's coming back?
**[09:01] Jovia**
Since you refueled your body,
**[09:02] Jovia**
the magic essence organ
is trying to resume growing.
**[09:06] Jovia**
It'll calm down if you start using magic,
**[09:08] Jovia**
so I'll call Airencchi so
we can do some magic lessons.
**[09:51] Souren**
Seina-sama.
**[09:52] Souren**
It seems Tsukiko-sama has woken up.
**[09:55] Seina**
I see.
**[09:56] Seina**
Judging from the timing,
**[09:57] Seina**
I suppose she was able to
hear the voice properly.
**[10:00] Seina**
But that also means that her
recovery will take some time.
**[10:03] Souren**
I will have Airen take turns
with Jovia-san to take care of her.
**[10:07] Seina**
Thank you so much.
**[10:10] Seina**
It really would not be appropriate
for me to be doing that...
**[10:15] Seina**
Come in.
**[10:18] Masaki**
Seina, do something about
that mad scientist!
**[10:34] Airen**
So, how was the other business?
**[10:37] Tsukiko**
I've never had one that big...
**[10:39] Jovia**
Tsukikocchi, you don't
sound like yourself...
**[10:43] Tsukiko**
Well, I guess it makes sense
considering how much I ate.
**[10:50] Jovia**
Anyway, isn't it a bit absurd
how fast you're learning this?
**[10:55] Tsukiko**
You figured it all out by yourself, right?
**[10:57] Tsukiko**
I have a teacher.
**[10:59] Jovia**
Even with that fact thrown in.
**[11:03] Tsukiko**
Speaking of.
**[11:05] Tsukiko**
I had a strange dream while I was sleeping.
**[11:11] Airen**
A child making a magic essence body?
**[11:14] Jovia**
That sounds like a monster.
**[11:16] Jovia**
If that's real,
**[11:17] Jovia**
it might be feedback
from the magic essence system.
**[11:21] Tsukiko**
You mean the system's memory?
**[11:23] Jovia**
Yes. If that child really existed,
**[11:26] Jovia**
then it wouldn't be strange
if it was recorded as a special example.
**[11:30] Tsukiko**
Feedback or just a dream...
**[11:34] Tsukiko**
Let's find out.
**[11:38] Tsukiko**
I think it was...
**[11:39] Tsukiko**
bone structure, high-strength,
light-weight, composite materials,
**[11:42] Tsukiko**
non-degrading, accumulating
required magic essence, forming...
**[11:46] Jovia**
H-Hey!
**[11:47] Airen**
What are you doing?!
**[11:49] Jovia**
Stop it, are you trying to die?!
**[11:51] Airen**
I don't know how to stop this!
**[11:53] Jovia**
I don't know, either.
**[11:55] Jovia**
Damn it, this brat's resisting my magic!
**[11:57] Airen**
But at this rate, Tsukiko-dono is—
**[11:59] Jovia**
We have no choice but to assist!
**[12:01] Jovia**
Let's link our magic essence
and replenish her...
**[12:06] Jovia**
She's absorbing external magic essence?!
**[12:08] Jovia**
Seriously?!
**[12:10] Airen**
She's controlling both at the same time?
**[12:11] Airen**
She just awoke today, right?!
**[12:14] Jovia**
You're so crazy!
**[12:16] Jovia**
I guess it's true that you see
a record of the system!
**[12:20] Jovia**
Ugh, she's making some
sort of mystery metal...
**[12:23] Airen**
I've not managed anything like this yet...
**[12:27] Seina**
Kalushushu-san!
**[12:30] Kalushushu**
I apologize...
**[12:32] Kalushushu**
A large amount of my magic
essence was taken from me,
**[12:34] Kalushushu**
so my control of the mansion is...
**[12:39] Kalushushu**
I am fine now.
**[12:41] Seina**
What is happening over there...
**[12:43] Nayuta**
Oh, that's mystery metal generation.
**[12:47] Seina**
Who would do something like that?
**[12:49] Nayuta**
This phenomenon only happens
for the initial generation.
**[12:54] Seina**
Kalushushu, Tsukiko-san awoke today, right?
**[12:58] Kalushushu**
Yes, in the morning.
**[13:02] Seina**
It's not even been half a day...
**[13:11] Tsukiko**
I thought I was going to die.
**[13:12] Jovia**
You really were about to die!
**[13:15] Jovia**
There, you don't have to talk,
just focus on breathing.
**[13:21] Tsukiko**
Okay, I'm fine now.
**[13:23] Jovia**
Recovered already?
**[13:24] Airen**
Your respiratory organs got
strengthened to amazing point.
**[13:27] Tsukiko**
I didn't train for nothing.
**[13:29] Airen**
That's right.
**[13:30] Airen**
Kiriko-dono was a martial
arts master, as well.
**[13:33] Tsukiko**
I'm grateful that it helps
with recovering magic essence, as well.
**[13:37] Tsukiko**
Jovia.
**[13:38] Jovia**
What? You should rest some more.
**[13:40] Tsukiko**
I'm hungry.
**[13:41] Jovia**
Oh, all right!
**[13:44] Masaki**
I see now why Seina-dono refrains
from coming here despite being so worried.
**[13:51] Jovia**
Speaking of, when did you come back?
**[13:53] Masaki**
I escaped!
**[13:55] Masaki**
That mad woman made me
a lab rat again and again!
**[13:58] Jovia**
That tracks.
**[14:00] Masaki**
So, this is the result
of that incident from earlier?
**[14:04] Jovia**
Yup, the same thing that's inside you.
**[14:07] Masaki**
It seemed like it was
pretty easy when you made it.
**[14:11] Jovia**
That's if you have
the proper equipment for it.
**[14:14] Jovia**
Without that, it's such an absurd magic
spell that you wouldn't want to do it.
**[14:19] Masaki**
Absurd, eh?
**[14:22] Masaki**
And that is an impressive appetite.
**[14:26] Masaki**
But that means you also have to
eject an impressive amount, huh?
**[14:29] Jovia**
Idio—
**[14:32] Masaki**
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
**[14:34] Tsukiko**
Please refrain while I'm eating.
**[14:36] Masaki**
I got it, I got it!
**[14:38] Masaki**
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
**[14:42] Airen**
I feel like an incredible witch
has been awakened...
**[14:46] Jovia**
Tsukiko...
**[14:49] Jovia**
Scaryko...
**[14:54] Mizuho**
*So that's the situation.*
**[14:56] Mizuho**
*We keep seeing candidates drop out,*
**[14:58] Mizuho**
* especially from Varta,*
* da Rumah, Jurai, and Shank.*
**[15:01] Mizuho**
* It looks like the selection process*
* is going to take some more time...*
**[15:06] Kuis**
It makes sense.
**[15:07] Kuis**
There aren't that many
weird people who enjoy having
**[15:11] Kuis**
the fate of their guild
rest on their shoulders.
**[15:13] Seto**
Good, good, it seems things
are going smoothly.
**[15:17] Mizuho**
* The tenth verification team's report*
* could confirm the matter of Palty Jurai...*
**[15:22] Mizuho**
* But that was too much to keep*
* from Mikami-sama and my mother.*
**[15:26] Seto**
It's a good experience for the new girls.
**[15:29] Seto**
Besides, it was about time
to tell those two anyway.
**[15:32] Mizuho**
* But I'm the one who has to*
* hear their complaints...*
**[15:37] Mikami**
*Please don't be so cruel to my Misao-chan.*
**[15:40] Mikami**
*She's stuck between a wife and a hard place.*
**[15:43] Airi**
*Don't you care about your parents?!*
**[15:44] Airi**
* So that super treacherous dirty hag is more*
* important to you than your actual mother!*
**[15:49] Airi**
*Isn't that right?!*
**[15:51] Kuis**
Oh, my, she called you
super treacherous dirty hag.
**[15:56] Seto**
I think she's talking about you.
**[15:58] Airi**
* P.S.: By the way, it's both bland*
* and too much makeup!*
**[16:02] Both**
Oh...
**[16:03] Mizuho**
*That is all.*
**[16:06] Seto**
Mizuho-chan is developing more and more.
**[16:09] Kuis**
At the same time, her wedding day
seems further and further away.
**[16:12] Kuis**
With that said,
**[16:13] Kuis**
it seems the change to
a new generation at Mikami-sama
**[16:15] Kuis**
and Airi-sama's places seems
to be going well.
**[16:17] Seto**
We need them to support Yosho-dono and
Tenchi-dono, Seina-dono and his entourage...
**[16:23] Seto**
They need to show us that they're
actually rising up to the challenge.
**[16:28] Kuis**
I'll see to it that Palty-sama's
nomination as representative
**[16:31] Kuis**
will move forward
from tentative to definitive.
**[16:33] Kuis**
Then we will be able to maneuver
the other pieces, as well.
**[16:36] Seto**
But with that,
**[16:38] Seto**
I'd like to have someone we could
install right in the thick of it.
**[16:40] Seto**
Won't someone as capable as Funaho-dono,
Tenchi-dono, or Seina-dono show up?
**[16:46] Kuis**
Waiting for that kind of miracle...
**[16:49] Kuis**
I do know what you mean, though.
**[16:57] Tsukiko**
When they're awake,
they're loud and annoying,
**[17:01] Tsukiko**
but it's also a bit too lonely
when they're quiet.
**[17:10] Tsukiko**
That's where Seina-chan is...
**[17:13] Tsukiko**
I want to see him, but...
**[17:28] Seina**
Come in.
**[17:39] Seina**
Tsukiko-san?
**[17:44] Seina**
No, a magic essence body?
**[17:49] Tsukiko**
Good evening.
**[17:51] Seina**
Tsu-Tsukiko-san?
**[17:53] Seina**
Um, Tsukiko-san... you see...
**[17:57] Tsukiko**
Just a bit more.
**[17:59] Seina**
Um, but...
**[18:05] Seina**
This is a magic essence body, right?
**[18:08] Seina**
How did you...?
**[18:09] Tsukiko**
It's from a memory
of the magic essence system.
**[18:11] Seina**
I did hear about that.
**[18:13] Seina**
But trying that out immediately is a bit...
**[18:15] Tsukiko**
But it's fun.
**[18:17] Tsukiko**
It's something that can be done
with space technology, as well,
**[18:20] Tsukiko**
but the good thing is that you
can do it with your own will.
**[18:23] Seina**
I do... know what you mean.
**[18:26] Tsukiko**
I don't want to, but I'll go back.
**[18:28] Tsukiko**
The three stooges are about
to wake up over there, too.
**[18:31] Seina**
All the people who are supposed to
take care of you are asleep?
**[18:34] Seina**
Then what's the point—
**[18:35] Tsukiko**
Oh?
**[18:36] Tsukiko**
Didn't you foist them on me so
you could get your work here done?
**[18:40] Seina**
What? That is completely untrue...?
**[18:43] Tsukiko**
You're so bad at lying.
**[18:51] Tsukiko**
That's your punishment for lying.
**[18:58] Tsukiko**
I'm going to seal this memory so that the
main me remembers when the right time comes.
**[19:03] Tsukiko**
Well, then, good night.
**[19:07] Seina**
So that the main me remembers...
**[19:10] Seina**
That means she's even mastered
parallel consciousness.
**[19:18] Seina**
Good thing nobody was here.
**[19:29] Seina**
Thanks, D.
**[19:32] Seina**
And please keep this secret, as well, Nayuta.
**[19:35] Nayuta**
Roger.
**[19:38] Miki**
The status of the island's surface, as well as
the environment under water, are both nominal.
**[19:42] Kirche**
The disparity between the outside environment
is within acceptable parameters, as well.
**[19:46] Kirche**
According to the correction logs,
**[19:47] Kirche**
Tabletop Island's surveillance system
is working properly, as well.
**[19:52] Seina**
Please send Washu-san the data.
**[19:54] Miki**
Roger.
**[19:56] Miki**
We got a response.
**[19:57] Seina**
Then, we will now move
on to the main program.
**[20:00] Miki**
Roger. Loading program.
**[20:05] Kirche**
Launch confirmed.
**[20:06] Kirche**
Time acceleration is stable.
**[20:09] Kirche**
We've reached maximum acceleration.
**[20:17] Miki**
Checking each sector. All green.
**[20:23] Jovia**
This is so boring.
**[20:28] Jovia**
I thought some sort of scary monster would
have been born during the time acceleration.
**[20:32] Jovia**
Instead all that happened is
that the ground got moldy.
**[20:35] Miki**
The only mold is in your head.
**[20:37] Miki**
Besides, what happened
to taking care of my mother?
**[20:41] Jovia**
That witch queen doesn't
need any form of care at all!
**[20:46] Kirche**
Witch queen?
**[20:48] Jovia**
Yeah!
**[20:48] Jovia**
She's using parallel consciousnesses
to use multiple magic essence bodies,
**[20:52] Jovia**
so Airen, Masaki,
and I are like her four lords!
**[20:55] Jovia**
She's straight up subdued Kalushushu,
making her the leader of us four lords!
**[20:59] Miki**
That means she's whipping
you around a lot, huh?
**[21:03] Kirche**
So you being the weakest
of the four lords means
**[21:06] Kirche**
you were told to come check on Seina-san?
**[21:09] Jovia**
Damn it, that's exactly right!
**[21:12] Jovia**
Mikicchi, that Internet
idol has a cute face
**[21:14] Jovia**
but she's somehow turned
into a poison-tongued meanie!
**[21:16] Miki**
It's the result of some moron poking
at her till she turned out this way.
**[21:20] Miki**
Weakest of the four lords.
**[21:23] Jovia**
It's not true... I'm not the weakest!
**[21:26] Jovia**
Not the weakest...
**[21:28] Seina**
I'll have to think of some way
to thank Airen-san and the others...
**[21:34] Seina**
I'm sorry, it seems we're
causing all sorts of trouble.
**[21:37] Souren**
Please don't worry about it.
**[21:39] Souren**
It's good for her.
**[21:42] Seina**
Is that so?
**[21:44] Seina**
I'd be happy if it were...
**[21:46] Souren**
She might seem to always be doing her thing,
**[21:49] Souren**
but no matter where she goes,
**[21:51] Souren**
she's usually shunned
or kept at arm's length.
**[21:53] Souren**
Since we met you,
**[21:55] Souren**
and pardon me for saying this, but she
knows so many people like her now...
**[21:59] Souren**
Oh, this doesn't have any
deep meaning or anything.
**[22:02] Seina**
Oh it's fine.
**[22:04] Seina**
Airen-san is still
in the realm of the normal people.
**[22:08] Souren**
Oh, you can be quite harsh, too.
**[22:10] Seina**
It's not quite what Miki-senpai said,
**[22:13] Seina**
but my training is always
in the present progressive tense.
**[22:17] Seina**
Maybe it's the same
for Tsukiko-san, as well...
**[22:32] Maid**
Welcome home, Master.
**[22:38] Tsukiko**
Welcome home, Seina-chan.
**[22:40] Seina**
C-Congratulations on your recovery.
**[22:43] Tsukiko**
Thank you.
**[22:44] Tsukiko**
I rebuilt the mansion quite a bit,
what do you think?
**[22:48] Seina**
It's impressive...
**[22:52] Tsukiko**
There are so many people relying
on you who might move here,
**[22:57] Tsukiko**
so I thought it would be better
to have a proper mansion.
**[23:00] Tsukiko**
Kiriko and the others will
return here eventually, too.
**[23:03] Tsukiko**
Well...
**[23:05] Tsukiko**
That's the official reason, but honestly,
**[23:07] Tsukiko**
using magic was so much fun.
**[23:09] Tsukiko**
Once you can use it, it's hard to stop.
**[23:13] Seina**
I do know that feeling.
**[23:16] Seina**
But what do you do now?
**[23:17] Seina**
You skipped a bunch of stuff
and are at a level of a castle ruler...
**[23:21] Tsukiko**
I'll start with the regular pit hunt.
**[23:24] Jovia**
If anything, shouldn't you be someone
that adventures vanqui—
**[24:51] Jovia**
It's truly a tropical island!
**[24:57] Washu**
*Looks like things are progressing nicely.*
**[24:59] Washu**
* I think the island's*
* in sufficiently good shape.*
**[25:02] Tsukiko**
The environmental link
to the outside world is nominal, as well.
**[25:05] Washu**
* Next, we'll switch the shield to a filter*
* and see how things go.*
**[25:10] Washu**
*It'll be done in about a month.*
**[25:13] Washu**
*Then you can go explore the island.*
**[25:16] Both**
Exploring!
**[25:18] Miki**
We don't have too much time
to be playing around.
**[25:21] Miki**
We have to begin the preparations to take
in the pirate guilds that will be moving here.
**[25:25] Seina**
How is the selection process for
picking each guild's representative going?
**[25:28] Washu**
They are all still trying
to avoid getting the short straw.
**[25:31] Jovia**
Doesn't that mean we can have
some fun here for a while?
**[25:35] Washu**
* We told them that they*
* will lose by default if they*
**[25:38] Washu**
* can't resolve it by the time*
* the island is finished.*
**[25:40] Seina**
That means that should
get settled soon then.
**[25:43] Washu**
*The real show is starting now.*
**[25:45] Washu**
*We're counting on you, Seina-dono.*
**[25:47] Seina**
Understood.
**[25:49] Seina**
*A mock battle between the pirate guilds...*
**[25:53] Seina**
* We'll need some sort of plan so they don't*
* realize that I'm in the middle of this.*
# E6 - Welcome to Paradise!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G14U49NVJ/welcome-to-paradise)
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**[00:22] Fuku**
Seina!
**[00:23] Fuku**
Fish!
**[00:24] Fuku**
Fish!
**[00:26] Jovia**
The furballs have become
feral in a flash, eh?
**[00:30] Miki**
Are you really in a position to talk
with your leopard print bikini and spear?
**[00:33] Kirche**
I figured you'd use nothing
but leaves to cover yourself.
**[00:38] Jovia**
Even I am not that ridiculous.
**[00:44] Masaki**
Well, you can't help it
when nature is this untainted.
**[00:49] Masaki**
When my original came to Earth,
it was just like this.
**[00:53] Seina**
I-I see...
**[00:55] Tsukiko**
It was 100,000 years ago, right?
**[00:57] Seina**
We should take advantage
of this opportunity
**[00:59] Seina**
and explore the island
before we do anything to—
**[01:02] Seto**
*Seina-dono, may I have a moment?*
**[01:05] Seina**
Yes?
**[01:05] Seto**
*I'm hate to impose,*
**[01:07] Seto**
*but I need you to take in four pirate
guild representatives right away.*
**[01:11] Seina**
We haven't built anything here yet, though.
**[01:14] Seto**
*I'll send people to construct
the necessary things.*
**[01:17] Seto**
*As for the rest of the private stuff...*
**[01:20] Seto**
*won't it be fun for the inhabitants
to do that themselves?*
**[01:24] Seina**
This is... a guide for moving
to Tabletop Island?
**[01:28] Seto**
*You didn't get it
because you were in acceleration,*
**[01:31] Seto**
*but everybody else already got one.*
**[01:34] Seina**
Fun tropical island life in paradise?
**[01:37] Seina**
They're coming here to fight, right?
**[01:39] Seto**
*On top of the representatives,*
**[01:41] Seto**
*their families and staff will come, too.*
**[01:43] Seto**
*Having a weird tension hang over them
for a long time isn't any good.*
**[01:46] Jovia**
Damn.
**[01:47] Jovia**
I was thinking of having a bunch of fun
before the island gets developed.
**[01:50] Jovia**
You coulda thought about our sufferi—
**[01:53] Seto**
Tsukiko-chan learned a fun trick, huh?
**[01:56] Seina**
I got the gist of it.
**[01:56] Jovia**
Ow, that hurts!
**[01:58] Seina**
Since we're starting to take in people,
**[02:00] Seina**
does that mean our missions
will come to a close, then?
**[02:03] Seto**
Of course not!
**[02:04] Seto**
*Seina-dono, going forward
you will be maintaining*
**[02:06] Seto**
*Tabletop Island and observing the battles.*
**[02:09] Seina**
Observing... the battles?
***SIGN*** Tenchi Muyo!
GXP Paradise Starting
***SIGN*** Episode 6 "Welcome to Paradise!"
**[03:46] Seto**
*At the current stage,
Funaho-dono and you, Seina-dono,*
**[03:49] Seto**
*are the two people who are recognized by
the Galactic Federation to represent Earth.*
**[03:52] Seto**
*It obviously follows that you,
with your GP affiliation,*
**[03:54] Seto**
*would be the one in charge
of observing the battles, right?*
**[03:57] Seina**
I do understand that...
**[03:59] Seina**
But me interacting with
the pirates is not a great idea...
**[04:02] Seto**
*Good luck!*
**[04:04] Seina**
Okay, I'll think of something.
**[04:06] Seto**
*Excellent.*
**[04:07] Seto**
*And another observer will be dispatched
from Earth for this, as well.*
**[04:13] Tsukiko**
From Earth?!
**[04:15] Tsukiko**
Is that all right?
**[04:16] Seto**
*Since we're building
an island here and stuff,*
**[04:19] Seto**
*we do have to follow some sort of protocol.*
**[04:22] Tsukiko**
I understand.
**[04:23] Seina**
Anyway, I heard that the selection
of the representatives ran into trouble.
**[04:28] Seina**
Did something happen?
**[04:30] Seto**
*There are some external
parties who are trying*
**[04:32] Seto**
*to take advantage
of the commotion to intervene.*
**[04:34] Seina**
Who are these external parties?
**[04:36] Seto**
*Remnants that are trickling in from Renza,*
**[04:38] Seto**
*and also some from within
the Galactic Federation.*
**[04:40] Seto**
*I mean Earth's seat on the council can be
equated to your political power, Seina-dono.*
**[04:46] Tsukiko**
I can see that lot
of parties would want to buy,
**[04:48] Tsukiko**
or eliminate and replace
the representatives.
**[04:51] Seto**
*Well, there are people who don't see
the forest for the trees everywhere.*
**[04:57] Seina**
So we're only going to be taking in the
candidates da Rumah, July, Varta, and Shank?
**[05:02] Seto**
*Yes.*
**[05:02] Seto**
*Since they're all capable,
they're facing a lot of interference.*
**[05:05] Seto**
*If someone manages to flip
them somehow, it'll be a bother.*
**[05:09] Kirche**
But if we allow them onto the island early,
**[05:11] Kirche**
won't we get complaints that they get
**[05:13] Kirche**
an unfair advantage due knowing
the lay of the land better?
**[05:15] Miki**
Couldn't we sequester
them elsewhere for a while?
**[05:17] Seto**
*Jurai, GP, Seniwa...*
**[05:20] Seto**
*if we think about interference and fairness,*
**[05:22] Seto**
*putting them in some sort of
facility becomes a problem, too.*
**[05:25] Seto**
*Detailed information about the battlefield
will be publicly released ahead of time,*
**[05:29] Seto**
*so there won't be any advantage to gain there.*
**[05:31] Seto**
*Any other questions?*
**[05:33] Seto**
*Excellent.*
**[05:35] Seto**
*Well, to begin with,*
**[05:35] Seto**
*the team for setting up
the place will arrive in two days.*
**[05:37] Seto**
*They will be entering Earth
the usual way, so please be aware.*
**[05:42] Miki**
Gah!
**[05:43] Miki**
That freaking hag said her piece
and is making us do everything!
**[05:47] Seina**
Well, there's no other way, really.
**[05:51] Kirche**
Seina-san,
**[05:52] Kirche**
we're receiving a message from the
transport ship for the construction team.
**[05:55] Otoka**
*Long time no see, Seina-sama.*
**[05:57] Seina**
Otoka-san?!
**[05:58] Seina**
It's been too long.
**[06:00] Seina**
But Seina-sama is a bit...
**[06:02] Otoka**
*I can't exactly call you Seina-chan anymore.*
**[06:04] Tomi**
*Come on now, let me say hello, too.*
**[06:09] Tsukiko**
Tomi-obasama!
**[06:11] Tomi**
*Yamada Seina-sama, it's please to meet you.*
**[06:14] Tomi**
*My name is Masaki Tomi,*
**[06:17] Tomi**
*I will be heading up the construction team.*
**[06:19] Seina**
It's a pleasure to meet you, as well.
**[06:22] Seina**
B-But...
**[06:23] Tomi**
*Tsukiko-chan, everything all right with you?*
**[06:25] Tsukiko**
Yes, thank you for asking.
**[06:27] Kirche**
Um, who exactly is this person?
**[06:30] Tsukiko**
She's one of the Masaki's
who settled in space;
**[06:32] Tsukiko**
she's Fuuka's aunt.
**[06:34] Tsukiko**
Does that mean that the construction
team that was dispatched is...
**[06:38] Tomi**
All people affiliated with Masaki.
**[06:41] Tomi**
If Earth's main house is
going to be publicly announced,
**[06:44] Tomi**
it's going to need a bunch of subordinates.
**[06:46] Tomi**
And if a new royal family
is added on too if that,
**[06:49] Tomi**
it's only obvious that every able person
in the clan is going to come.
**[06:53] Tsukiko**
*But if that's the case...*
**[06:55] Tomi**
Right, normally Mizune-sama
should be the one in charge.
**[07:00] Otoka**
*She ran away because she didn't
want everybody admonishing her.*
**[07:04] Otoka**
*Fuuka went along, too.*
**[07:05] Tsukiko**
Running away is only going to
get her further into trouble...
**[07:15] Otoka**
I know we just arrived,
**[07:16] Otoka**
but we'd like to get started
on the work right away,
**[07:18] Otoka**
so we'd appreciate it
if you could share the plans with us.
**[07:21] Otoka**
The south east block will be
space Masaki's private base.
**[07:25] Otoka**
Outwardly it will be a fishery
and marine product processing business.
**[07:30] Tomi**
We have the position of the houses,
**[07:31] Tomi**
the shape of the harbor,
**[07:33] Tomi**
and all the necessary buildings prepared,
**[07:36] Tomi**
so once the foundations are ready,
**[07:37] Tomi**
everything will be usable
after three days' time acceleration.
**[07:40] Otoka**
The center block's southern front will
be the island's main entrance.
**[07:45] Otoka**
Administration and shops,
**[07:47] Otoka**
along with their employees and the families
of the representatives, will live here.
**[07:51] Tomi**
Since a lot of the participants
haven't been picked yet,
**[07:53] Tomi**
we plan on adding buildings as we go.
**[07:56] Seina**
what about each representative's base?
**[07:59] Otokoa**
Since this will be a regulated fight,
**[08:02] Otokoa**
each base of operation will be
using standardized GP equipment.
**[08:06] Otokoa**
The power differences
between each guild will be
**[08:08] Otokoa**
compensated by the number
of parts they can use.
**[08:10] Tomi**
But it's set up in a way that they can
still overcome the power difference,
**[08:14] Tomi**
that is to say it'll come down to skill.
**[08:17] Miki**
This is starting to sound like a game.
**[08:20] Otoka**
It's planned to livestream this, as well.
**[08:22] Miki**
That's gotta be Airi-sama's idea.
**[08:50] Otoka**
Great work.
**[08:51] Tomi**
Already...
**[08:53] Tomi**
You two seemed to have
learned some amazing tricks.
**[08:56] Tsukiko**
Well, I can't get as far as time
acceleration in normal space....
**[09:00] Tomi**
That's only possible
with the power of a royal tree.
**[09:03] Miki**
*Seina-kun, your area is about
to be in range of the time acceleration.*
**[09:07] Seina**
Roger.
**[09:11] Miki**
Fixed coordinates of the shielded spaces,
**[09:13] Miki**
each time acceleration parameters checked.
**[09:16] Seina**
Commence acceleration.
**[09:18] Miki**
Commencing acceleration.
**[09:22] Tomi**
Either way,
**[09:23] Tomi**
that little child has grown
into quite a formidable person.
**[09:27] Tsukiko**
You last saw Seina-chan...
**[09:30] Tsukiko**
Ah, when Kiyone-sama was...
**[09:31] Tomi**
We didn't know where Tenchi-chan was.
**[09:36] Tomi**
I remember how that child
was white as a sheet and shaking.
**[09:41] Tomi**
To think that that child
married Kiriko-chan,
**[09:44] Tomi**
and now you're also...
**[09:47] Tsukiko**
I'm surprised myself.
**[09:49] Tomi**
Speaking of surprises...
**[09:51] Tomi**
The announcement that Yosho's alive,
**[09:53] Tomi**
and the founding of Tenchi-chan's
Earth Masaki family are big ones, too.
**[09:57] Tsukiko**
Those are also Seina-chan's achievements.
**[10:00] Tomi**
It's a newly established claim
to the royal succession.
**[10:04] Tomi**
I can't believe I am witnessing this.
**[10:06] Tomi**
As a descendant of the Masaki family,
this is really exciting.
**[10:15] Jovia**
Whoa,
**[10:16] Jovia**
you really put together this
old-looking fishing town in no time.
**[10:20] Otoka**
This part is still inhabited,
**[10:22] Otoka**
but life in the space Masaki village
is already in full swing.
**[10:27] Jovia**
For real?
**[10:28] Tomi**
Agriculture, life stock, fishing,
**[10:30] Tomi**
all those have been started,
**[10:32] Tomi**
so starting tomorrow local food
will be on our dining tables.
**[10:36] Seina**
That means we have the bare
necessities prepared to take people in.
**[10:43] Seto**
*It's rather soon,*
**[10:45] Seto**
*but please take
in the representatives tomorrow.*
**[10:48] Tsukiko**
But if I go by this list,
**[10:51] Tsukiko**
we can only house about a fifth of
the people in the buildings on the surface.
**[10:54] Seto**
*Because of the aforementioned interference,*
**[10:56] Seto**
*we need to take in more people.*
**[10:58] Seto**
*Affiliated staff, families,
and in some cases entire clans.*
**[11:02] Seina**
Inside Tabletop Island vessel,
**[11:04] Seina**
there are no sleeping quarters
other than for the bridge staff,
**[11:07] Seina**
and we really can't use Kamidake's
living quarters, either...
**[11:10] Seto**
*They can camp out in the wild for a while.*
**[11:13] Seto**
*Those people aren't that delicate after all.*
**[11:16] Tsukiko**
That's honestly, too...
**[11:18] Seina**
Oh!
**[11:19] Seina**
That reminds me that Washu-sama force—
**[11:22] Seina**
I mean shared a bunch of goods with us.
**[11:24] Seina**
There was a large amount
of survival equipment included.
**[11:26] Seto**
*That's great!*
**[11:28] Seto**
*It's a tropical paradise,*
**[11:30] Seto**
*so let's have them enjoy
their life on the surface.*
**[11:33] Seto**
*Okay, you got this.*
**[11:35] Miki**
So that's how she accumulates hate, huh?
**[11:38] Seina**
Anyway, let's do what we can
to prepare as much as we can.
**[11:41] Tsukiko**
Yes.
**[11:42] Tsukiko**
Let's ask Tomi-obasama for help, as well.
**[11:44] Tomi**
Come on, move it already!
**[11:46] Tomi**
At this rate, you'll never be fit
to serve the main house!
**[11:49] Seina**
I'm sorry that you have to
be rushed like this.
**[11:53] Tomi**
Oh, Seina-chan...?
**[11:56] Seina**
I apologize for the surprise.
**[11:58] Seina**
Please refer to me as
"Minamida" from today on.
**[12:01] Tomi**
Is that supposed to be a disguise?
**[12:04] Seina**
Yes.
**[12:05] Seina**
I'm sure the pirates hold
a grudge against me,
**[12:07] Seina**
so I want to avoid any unnecessary trouble.
**[12:10] Tomi**
I see...
**[12:12] Tomi**
I don't think you have to be that worried,
**[12:15] Tomi**
but if that's what you want
Seina—I mean Minamida-san,
**[12:18] Tomi**
I'll play along.
**[12:20] Seina**
I'm sorry.
**[12:21] Tomi**
Don't mention it.
**[12:22] Tomi**
I've been subjected to Seto-sama's
absurdity longer than you.
**[12:25] Tomi**
Besides,
**[12:26] Tomi**
there's someone among
the representatives whom I know,
**[12:29] Tomi**
so leave it to me.
**[12:30] Seina**
Thank you so much.
**[12:32] Fuku**
Seina!
**[12:36] Fuku**
They said the preparations
over there are done!
**[12:38] Seina**
Got it.
**[12:39] Seina**
And you, too, Fuku.
**[12:40] Seina**
When you're in cabbit form,
**[12:42] Seina**
you can't talk in front of people.
**[12:51] Tomi**
I suppose that's her already
being conscientious...
**[12:57] Seina**
But still,
**[12:58] Seina**
is it really right that all of them
are such young women?
**[13:02] Seto**
*They are all proficient enough at
fighting to be chose to be representatives,*
**[13:05] Seto**
*and their staff is first class, too.*
**[13:07] Tsukiko**
Isn't it still a bit unnatural?
**[13:10] Seto**
*Of course there was a lot of maneuvering.*
**[13:13] Seto**
*Having some hidden strings
attached would be a bother.*
**[13:16] Seina**
So you mean you made them
choose people that would suit us.
**[13:20] Seto**
*In the end, they are all people
that they themselves chose.*
**[13:25] Miki**
*Seina-kun, luggage transport complete.*
**[13:27] Miki**
*No sign of any dangerous goods.*
**[13:30] Seina**
Roger.
**[13:31] Kirche**
*Seina-san,*
**[13:32] Kirche**
*the participants have arrived.*
**[13:34] Kirche**
*Entry procedures are all completed.*
**[13:39] Seina**
Roger, good work.
**[13:42] Seina**
Then, let's go meet the representatives.
**[13:44] Seto**
*I will come too.*
**[13:46] Seto**
*Seina-dono, I mean Minamida-dono,*
**[13:48] Seto**
*I'll match you and hide my identity, as well.*
**[13:56] Dird**
Damn, it's hot.
**[13:58] Dird**
And what's with the stench here?
**[13:59] Alea**
I suppose you can't help it if you only
know the rotting smell of flesh and guts,
**[14:03] Alea**
but this is the smell of
nature, you "rabid dog".
**[14:06] Dird**
Did the tiny "traitor" Varta say something?
***SIGN*** Stop that, it's disgraceful.
**[14:11] Dird**
Hmpf, funny that a "loser"
is on her high horse.
**[14:15] Dird**
And you, too, "ruined" woman, say something.
**[14:20] Apuesta**
I'm fine.
**[14:22] Dird**
Damn you.
**[14:23] Seto**
*That's quite enough.*
**[14:25] Seto**
*I'm happy to see that you're full of
energy, despite the long trip.*
***SIGN*** Sound Only
**[14:28] Dird**
Who are you?!
**[14:29] Dird**
At least, show your face!
**[14:31] Seto**
*I'm the owner of this island.*
**[14:33] Seto**
*My identity is a s-e-c-r-e-t.*
**[14:36] Seto**
*Please follow
the instructions of the manager.*
**[14:39] Alea**
Manager?
**[14:44] Dird**
You're an Earthling, right?
**[14:48] Tsukiko**
I am the actual Earthling here.
**[14:51] Dird**
Is that so?
**[14:53] Alea**
That's just like Shank.
**[14:54] Alea**
Really a "rabid dog".
***SIGN*** Is she trying to show off her power to the people of Earth to get an advantage,
***SIGN*** before we get to decide the ranking amongst the guilds?
**[15:02] Apuesta**
Simplistic.
**[15:04] Alea**
It's fine.
**[15:05] Alea**
You've got to use your chances wisely.
**[15:07] Minamida**
Please hold on.
**[15:09] Minamida**
Fighting here is against the rules.
**[15:11] Seto**
*It sounds fun.*
**[15:12] Seto**
*You should let them do it.*
**[15:14] Minamida**
O-Owner!
**[15:17] Dird**
Owner or whatever, you get it!
**[15:19] Seto**
*However, since not all
representatives are here yet,*
**[15:23] Seto**
*the battle's not going to
affect the ranking at all.*
**[15:26] Dird**
That's fine.
**[15:28] Dird**
I just want to smash in the face
of the annoying chick in front of me.
**[15:32] Seto**
*Then, it's settled.*
**[15:33] Seto**
*Tsukiko-chan, are you fine with that?*
**[15:35] Tsukiko**
I have one suggestion.
**[15:37] Tsukiko**
Since this island's field
is going to be needed later,
**[15:39] Tsukiko**
we can't really use it, right?
**[15:42] Alea**
I suppose so.
**[15:44] Tsukiko**
So I suggest we do this in the
hyperspace field that you use for training.
**[15:49] Tsukiko**
Since I don't want to
hear any complaints later,
**[15:52] Tsukiko**
I'll fight you wherever
you're most comfortable.
**[15:55] Dird**
You bitch!
**[15:56] Dird**
You're going to regret underestimating me!
**[15:59] Seto**
Then, let's settle the order with lots.
**[16:15] Dird**
Wh-What... are these?!
**[16:18] Apuesta**
Cute.
**[16:20] Alea**
I have no choice, this one will do.
***SIGN*** Wait, let's do this fairly!
**[16:24] Dird**
Hey, wait! Don't just pick one up!
**[16:27] Minamida**
Is this going to be okay?
**[16:30] Tsukiko**
I'm fine.
**[16:30] Tsukiko**
If it comes to that, I'll use magic, too.
**[16:33] Minamida**
Then take this.
**[16:36] Minamida**
It's the highest rank magic crystal.
**[16:38] Tsukiko**
Thank you.
**[16:49] Dird**
I can't believe I couldn't lay
a finger on her...
**[16:52] Alea**
So, Masaki, does that mean?
***SIGN*** If she's really an Earthling,
***SIGN*** she's probably descended from Jurai's first empress...
**[17:01] Apuesta**
Even then it's a bit abnormal.
**[17:04] Alea**
The problem was that weird skill.
**[17:07] Alea**
But before that, why
are you using that thing to talk?
**[17:10] Alea**
It's not like you can't speak, right?
**[17:12] Apuesta**
It's faster this way.
**[17:13] Alea**
Kinda impressive.
***SIGN*** She's probably a "device decay".
**[17:17] Dird**
What's a "device decay"?
**[17:19] Alea**
Do people say you've got muscle for brains?
**[17:22] Dird**
I just can't think about complicated things.
**[17:25] Apuesta**
That's what people call muscle for brains.
***SIGN*** "Device decay" in common parlance is magic.
**[17:32] Dird**
Oh, I know about that.
**[17:35] Alea**
But isn't it weird when this is
an initial stage civilization?
**[17:38] Apuesta**
Renza shared it's technology.
***SIGN*** That seems very likely.
**[17:42] Tsukiko**
So, do you find me acceptable now?
**[17:47] All**
Of course!
**[17:48] All**
Elder sister Tsukiko!
**[17:51] Jovia**
They called her elder sister!
**[17:59] Dird**
Never...
**[17:59] Jovia**
Ow, ow, ow!
**[18:00] Alea**
...go against...
***SIGN*** ...this person, ever...
**[18:02] Apuesta**
Agreed.
**[18:19] Dird**
Hey!
**[18:20] Dird**
Why is there nothing here?!
**[18:22] Dird**
This pamphlet said...
**[18:24] Grandpa**
You didn't read the footnote?
**[18:27] Dird**
Footnote?!
**[18:28] Dird**
"This is a conceptual render
of the completed state."
**[18:30] Dird**
"Please procure your own house"?!
**[18:33] Grandpa**
Well, we did come here
after an emergency evacuation.
**[18:35] Grandpa**
For a while we'll have to
make do in this tent.
**[18:39] Dird**
This is no laughing matter!
**[18:42] Grandpa**
When we were young,
**[18:43] Grandpa**
when we didn't have enough resources,
**[18:45] Grandpa**
we'd go down onto undeveloped planets
to secure some resources.
**[18:50] Grandpa**
Poison gases, extreme temperatures,
**[18:52] Grandpa**
there were many inhospitable environments.
**[18:55] Grandpa**
Compared to that this is heaven.
**[18:58] Dird**
But food...
**[18:59] Grandpa**
The jungle has plenty of edible stuff.
**[18:59] Sign**
Shank
Planned Building Site
**[19:02] Grandpa**
The beach and ocean
are treasure troves of food, as well!
**[19:05] Dird**
And the toilet?
**[19:06] Grandpa**
Do it wherever, then use a leaf
or wash it off in the ocean.
**[19:09] Grandpa**
You get refreshed, as well,
so it's two birds with one stone.
**[19:12] Dird**
How could I do something that embarrassing?!
**[19:14] Dird**
You're an idiot, Grandpa!
**[19:41] Minamida**
The beginning was a bit bumpy,
**[19:43] Minamida**
but they have settled in in no time.
**[19:46] Tomi**
After all is said and done,
**[19:47] Tomi**
those people are tough.
**[19:50] Tomi**
Tsukiko-chan setting them straight
at the beginning was big, too.
**[19:54] Minamida**
I guess the last thing is to see what kind
of person the observer from Earth is like.
**[19:59] Tomi**
Usually they should be
restrained in that regard.
**[20:03] Jovia**
But doesn't that mean that there was
some sort of conspiracy theory level deal?
**[20:08] Minamida**
But Galactic Federation law forbids
sharing technology or information.
**[20:13] Jovia**
But then their side won't agree, right?
**[20:16] Tomi**
The region that this planet is
in is technically part of Jurai's territory.
**[20:21] Tomi**
Of course,
**[20:21] Tomi**
from the standpoint of preserving
an initial stage civilization,
**[20:23] Tomi**
anything inside the sun's gravitational
field belongs to the Earthlings...
**[20:28] Jovia**
Which means in the future,
**[20:29] Jovia**
even if they do escape
the sun's gravitational field,
**[20:31] Jovia**
everything out there belongs
to someone else?
**[20:33] Minamida**
That's why the deal includes the development
rights of a dozen or so light-years,
**[20:37] Minamida**
including several stars.
**[20:39] Jovia**
And they were satisfied with that?
**[20:43] Minamida**
Well, more or less.
**[20:48] Jovia**
More or less, eh?
**[20:50] Nayuta**
*Minamida, the target
has entered the visible range.*
**[20:53] Minamida**
What's the situation?
**[20:55] Nayuta**
*The target is periodically
emitting smaller vessels.*
**[20:59] Nayuta**
*At present, I count ten vessels.*
**[21:01] Minamida**
Well, satisfaction is not so easy to get.
**[21:04] Minamida**
Oh, I see it now!
**[21:09] Jovia**
Damn bourgeoisie!
**[21:12] Jovia**
I bet that whoever is on it
is a beer-bellied old man!
**[21:15] Jovia**
If he does anything harassy,
**[21:17] Jovia**
I'm going to send him
back as a boneless ham!
**[21:20] Tomi**
What kind of vivid fantasy
are you having there?
**[21:27] Miron**
It's nice to meet you.
**[21:29] Miron**
My name is Miron Pham,
**[21:31] Miron**
I am Earth's observer sent by
the leadership of the United Nations.
**[21:37] Jovia**
Hey, you!
**[21:38] Jovia**
Where's the bearded beer-bellied fatso?!
**[21:41] Jovia**
This is clearly a honey-trap—
**[21:42] Jovia**
Ow!
**[21:45] Minamida**
Welcome, Pham-san.
**[21:48] Minamida**
My name is Minamida, I represent
the administration of Tabletop Island.
**[21:51] Miron**
Represent the administration?
**[21:53] Miron**
I see!
**[21:54] Miron**
So your real name is Yamada Seina.
**[21:57] Miron**
Despite being an Earthling,
**[21:58] Miron**
you were permitted to
go out into space, weren't you?
**[22:03] Minamida**
Well, that's correct...
**[22:06] Minamida**
But it would be good if you
could call me Minamida here...
**[22:09] Miron**
Very well, Mr. Minamida.
**[22:11] Miron**
Please marry me.
**[22:14] Miron**
I might not look it,
**[22:16] Miron**
but I can be quite devoted.
**[22:18] Miron**
I'm a virgin.
**[22:19] Miron**
But I am confident about my body.
**[22:21] Miron**
You'll be free to do
whatever you want to it!
**[22:23] Jovia**
Cut the crap!
**[22:27] Jovia**
"Marry me", my ass!
**[22:31] Jovia**
Don't start by talking nonsense,
**[22:33] Jovia**
you horny, blond bimbo!
**[22:37] Miki**
We got another weirdo...
**[23:11] Mikami**
Even when he's on Earth,
**[23:13] Mikami**
Seina-dono's bad luck is a constant, huh?
**[23:16] Seto**
Well, even Seina-dono did ask for a switch.
**[23:20] Mikami**
And?
**[23:21] Seto**
But since it's a private matter,
**[23:23] Seto**
it's not something
for outsiders to butt in really.
**[23:26] Mikami**
What behind it?
**[23:29] Seto**
This girl, she's quite competent.
**[23:31] Seto**
For instance,
**[23:32] Seto**
she requested that a high school be built.
**[23:35] Mikami**
I see.
**[23:36] Mikami**
She realized the reason that representatives
of similar ages were gathered.
**[23:40] Mikami**
But will the others play along nicely?
**[23:43] Seto**
I think that may be something
for Tsukiko-chan.
**[23:46] Mikami**
I see.
**[23:47] Mikami**
It looks like all the players we need
are getting into position.
**[23:50] Seto**
Soon the rest of the
representatives will get there.
**[23:53] Seto**
Then they are going to battle it out,
**[23:56] Seto**
with the four big guilds
in the middle of it.
**[23:58] Mikami**
That means that's all according to plan.
**[24:01] Mikami**
What about Earth though?
**[24:04] Mikami**
Other than the private side.
**[24:06] Seto**
I thought they would try a bit harder,
**[24:09] Seto**
but Seina-dono is so competent...
**[24:42] Mikami**
It can't be helped, huh?
**[24:44] Mikami**
He's got experience, technology,
and an advantageous position.
**[24:47] Mikami**
But even then, he attracts trouble.
**[24:50] Mizuho**
*Seto-sama! Mikami-sama!*
**[24:52] Mizuho**
*I have an urgent message!*
**[25:00] Mikami**
He really doesn't betray
our expectations, huh?
**[25:03] Seto**
Indeed, this is how Seina-dono has to be.
**[25:08] Minamida**
What do you mean a civilian from Earth
has requested to move to Tabletop Island?!
**[25:14] Washu**
*Apparently, your mother has given an*
**[25:16] Washu**
*acquaintance of hers a pamphlet
for Tabletop Island.*
**[25:22] Minamida**
A pamphlet? But how?
**[25:25] Washu**
*A sample for you arrived
at Tsukiko-dono's house,*
**[25:29] Washu**
*and then Kai-dono took it away.*
**[25:31] Minamida**
Kai...
**[25:32] Washu**
*Well, it's the mistake of the people who
sent it to you while you were away,*
**[25:36] Washu**
*so you don't have to worry about that part.*
**[25:38] Minamida**
Yeah, but...
**[25:40] Washu**
*Anyway, the GP delivery service retrieved
the request form from their house,*
**[25:45] Washu**
*and apparently the processing is complete.*
**[25:48] Washu**
*It's too funny.*
**[25:49] Minamida**
They don't have to be that capable...
**[25:52] Washu**
*It was the same with your case, too.*
**[25:55] Minamida**
You're right.
**[25:57] Minamida**
Then we need to immediately
put out an abort directive.
**[26:00] Washu**
*Yeah, but there are no issues
with the request form,*
**[26:03] Washu**
*so we don't have a reason to reject it.*
**[26:06] Minamida**
Wha?!
**[26:07] Minamida**
*Don't tell me...*
**[26:08] Washu**
*So, anyway....*
**[26:10] Washu**
*That family's kid is already
on the way to Tabletop Island.*
**[26:15] Minamida**
Is this really Okay?
**[26:17] Washu**
*Funaho-dono and you, Seina-dono.*
**[26:20] Washu**
*Despite the impossible probability,*
**[26:21] Washu**
*a path has been opened.*
**[26:23] Washu**
*Honestly, I have high hopes for that kid.*
**[26:26] Minamida**
Hopes?
**[26:28] Washu**
*For the future of Earth.*
**[28:13] Minamida**
So Dird and the others will be
acting as guides on the island?
**[28:17] Tsukiko**
Yes.
**[28:18] Tsukiko**
It was their suggestion.
**[28:20] Tsukiko**
It's probably to keep each other in check.
**[28:23] Tsukiko**
And, apparently, Miron-san will inform
the people on Earth's side.
**[28:28] Minamida**
Understood.
**[28:29] Minamida**
And for Jovia-san,
**[28:32] Minamida**
he could leak information about the island.
**[28:34] Tsukiko**
*He's already been time-frozen
and quarantined.*
**[28:37] Tsukiko**
*Tsunami-sama took Masaki-sama away, as well.*
**[28:40] Minamida**
Thank you so much.
**[28:46] Minamida**
You're Kukoma Sho-kun, right?
**[28:49] Shou**
Uh, yes.
**[28:51] Shou**
So... is Tabletop Island still a long ways?
**[28:56] Minamida**
We're going to take a shortcut,
so it's about one more hour.
**[29:00] Shou**
I... see.
**[29:06] Shou**
I'm fine, thank you.
**[29:10] Minamida**
*There's a difference between
a spaceship and a fishing boat,*
**[29:14] Minamida**
*but I didn't expect that I'd be
the one taking someone somewhere...*
**[29:26] Minamida**
*Hopes for the future, huh?*