# E10 - Ai-chan vs. the Marathon

Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G8WUNW3KD/ai-chan-vs-the-marathon)<br>
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**[00:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A marathon?<br>**[00:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's gonna hurt! I know it'll hurt!<br>**[00:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's just not fair!<br>**[00:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fair?<br>**[00:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's right!<br>**[00:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you're carrying more weight,<br>**[00:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;they should change the distance<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you have to run or something<br>**[00:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ai-chan <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;vs. the Marathon<br>**[00:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;10th School Marathon<br>**[00:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Boys, you guys are ahead<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of us, right? Get going.<br>**[00:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wimpy boys.<br>**[00:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thanks.<br>**[01:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ho-<br>**[01:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How? How? How can they be...<br>**[01:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I run longer distances than this<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;at practice at all the time.<br>**[01:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No!<br>**[01:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why aren't they bouncing more?<br>**[01:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They're so big! It doesn't make sense!<br>**[01:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're finally taking<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;an interest in my body?<br>**[01:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sure, sure!<br>**[01:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's forget this lame marathon<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and aim for the goal of our love!<br>**[01:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Specifically, I mean a hotel<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with pretty neon lights just off the freeway.<br>**[01:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ow! Ow!<br>**[01:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm asking earnestly!<br>**[01:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I get it! I get it!<br>**[01:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Um...<br>**[01:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you probably just have too<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;much wasted vertical movement.<br>**[01:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All you want to do is go forward,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so just try to move more smoothly!<br>**[01:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Got it?<br>**[01:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't.<br>**[01:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, I'm not as ridiculously big as you.<br>**[01:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And I told you to wear a sports bra!<br>**[02:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I did! Just like you told me!<br>**[02:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Really? Let me see!<br>**[02:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wai—<br>**[02:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's true!<br>**[02:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They've never felt like<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;this in my hands before.<br>**[02:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stop it! People are watching!<br>**[02:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let me go!<br>**[02:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[02:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is easier!<br>**[02:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wow! Wow!<br>**[02:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wai—<br>**[02:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;One New<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Message<br>**[02:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;From:     Ai-chan<br>**[02:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Subject:  I ran the whole way!<br>**[02:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Your Cooper's Ligaments<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;really worked hard, huh?<br>**[02:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay, time to start<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;marathoning this week's work.<br>