# Season 1

# E1 - Untitled

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***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ai-chan
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Subject: Good morning
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll be at the back of the door in the<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;first car. See you there!
<br>**[00:12] ---**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The train will soon be*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;departing from track 1.*<br>**[00:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Please do not rush onto the train.*<br>**[00:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;S-Sorry, Ai-chan.<br>**[00:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't worry about it.<br>**[00:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've got plenty of cushioning!<br>**[00:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Good morning, mister!<br>**[00:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Looking back, it was a Monday then, too.*<br>**[00:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*The Monday Morning Blues,*<br>**[00:47] ---**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;which only grow stronger the more you sleep in*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and enjoy your hobbies over the weekend.*<br>**[00:53] ---**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A Monday morning status meeting*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;about a project that was going badly.*<br>**[00:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I could see my boss's fury in my mind's eye.*<br>**[01:00] ---**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Instead of the problems*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I was causing other people,*<br>**[01:02] ---**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I was more focused*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;on reducing my own stress.*<br>**[01:06] ---**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's just how worn*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;down I was, I could tell.*<br>**[01:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Maybe if I just jump...*<br>**[01:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*No way.*<br>**[01:20] (Flashback) ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, thank you. I'm in a hurry.<br>**[01:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you okay? I'm really sorry!<br>**[01:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm sorry, I... I'm so sorry!<br>**[01:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Since our meeting on that day,*<br>**[01:46] ---**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;she asked me to serve as her*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;bodyguard against train molesters,*<br>**[01:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*every Monday morning when she had to take*<br>**[01:51] ---**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the rush hour train to attend*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a student council meeting.*<br>**[01:55] ---**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't think I make a good bodyguard,*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but I guess my injury paid off.*<br>**[02:00] ---**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I found a brief respite*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;from my Monday morning blues.*<br>**[02:05] ---**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you had to draw a picture*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of the concept of "youth,"*<br>**[02:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*it would be something like her.*<br>**[02:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The train's packed again today.<br>**[02:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Big eyes, long eyebrows.*<br>**[02:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Expressions that constantly changed.*<br>**[02:18] (Flashback) ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You know, I just bought some<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;new glasses for use at home.<br>**[02:22] ---**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Clearly spoken answers*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;when you asked her a question.*<br>**[02:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Polite phrasing.*<br>**[02:25] (Flashback) ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes, of course!<br>**[02:26] ---**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I always wanted a girlfriend like this*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;when I was in school.*<br>**[02:29] (Flashback) ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You know, at the bakery<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I work at yesterday...<br>**[02:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, it's about time.<br>**[02:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thank you for helping me again this week!<br>**[02:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please don't just immediately<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;get down like that.<br>**[02:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It makes me feel guilty!<br>**[02:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is it that hard, going to work on Monday?<br>**[02:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I wish I could cheer you up,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but there's nothing I can do this early...<br>**[02:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, I know!<br>**[03:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Put your hand out.<br>**[03:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Here you go!<br>**[03:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's your good luck charm for this week.<br>**[03:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The button of my shirt that burst last week!<br>**[03:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't lose it, please!<br>**[03:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Work hard at work this week!<br>**[03:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;See you next week!<br>

# E2 - A Junior Who Thinks She's Got Her Act Together but Shows More Than She Intends To

Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GG1U2EWP9/a-junior-who-thinks-shes-got-her-act-together-but-shows-more-than-she-intends-to)<br>
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**[00:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Good morning, Senpai!<br>**[00:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A Junior Who Thinks She’s Got<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Her Act Together but Shows <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;More Than She Intends To<br>**[00:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I think that's the estimate<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;from the dev team, right?<br>**[00:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah, probably.<br>**[00:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you sleeping, Senpai?<br>**[00:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Did you stay up all night<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;because there was a break?<br>**[00:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you okay with our customer<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;presentation tomorrow?<br>**[00:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I came on the first train to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;fix up the documents for it.<br>**[00:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The section chief said he'd fix it last week,<br>**[00:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;then he fixed it, then he said<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;he didn't like his fixes.<br>**[00:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He needs to think about the people<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;who have to put up with his crap.<br>**[00:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Where? I'll help.<br>**[00:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm okay. It's done.<br>**[00:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But isn't the person in charge of that...<br>**[01:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He quit.<br>**[01:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's so sudden!<br>**[01:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't worry, Senpai! You've got me!<br>**[01:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Go wash your face!<br>**[01:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thanks!<br>**[01:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Man, it's good to have<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;someone I can count on!<br>**[01:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, what are you doing?<br>**[01:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Senpai, how about we get dinner?<br>**[01:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's a place around here I want to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;try, but it's hard to go by myself.<br>**[02:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sorry, I have to put together the presentation<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;materials for tomorrow's division chief meeting.<br>**[02:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll head back to work.<br>**[02:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I see.<br>**[02:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Senpai, you really like working, huh?<br>**[02:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;See you tomorrow. G'night.<br>**[02:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you keep doing all that work<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;by yourself you'll collapse!<br>**[02:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then, it'd be really great if I<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;had someone I could count on...<br>**[02:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, fine.<br>**[02:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait. I'll push it.<br>**[02:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Senpai, go ahead.<br>**[02:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? What?<br>**[02:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The screen just changed...<br>**[03:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Senpai, my computer is broken!<br>

# E3 - Tawawa Sports

Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G0DUN0GE7/tawawa-sports)<br>
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**[00:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Do you really think this will sell?<br>**[00:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I-I did my best.<br>**[00:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, you're not working hard enough.<br>**[00:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I need results. Now.<br>**[00:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Bring me a plan that will turn a profit,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;no matter how hard you have to work.<br>**[00:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's all.<br>**[00:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes, sir.<br>**[00:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I want it on my desk<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;first thing Monday morning.<br>**[00:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Goodnight, everyone!<br>**[00:28] ---**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This stress... is there*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;any way to be rid of it?*<br>**[00:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Recruiting Now:<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tawawa Sports Club<br>**[00:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, you're the one<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;who requested the tour, right?<br>**[00:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've been waiting for you.<br>**[00:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll show you around our fitness area<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and give you some lessons.<br>**[00:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Welcome to Tawawa Sports!<br>**[01:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll give you a basic explanation,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so let's do it together!<br>**[01:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's start with basic sit-ups!<br>**[01:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's not hard at all!<br>**[01:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Your legs are locked where they are,<br>**[01:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so focus on your stomach,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and slowly come up.<br>**[01:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now, back muscles.<br>**[01:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We do these in a set with the sit-ups<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to keep your body balanced!<br>**[01:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't push yourself too hard.<br>**[01:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just raise yourself up as far as you can!<br>**[01:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Next is your pecs.<br>**[01:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Do this at a speed that's easiest for you.<br>**[01:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Bring the pads in front of your face.<br>**[01:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Looks like you're still good to go.<br>**[01:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We have a lot of other options available,<br>**[02:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so I'm sure you'll find<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the methods that suit you best.<br>**[02:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's finish up with some running!<br>**[02:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Good work today!<br>**[02:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You were just here for a tour<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but you did everything, huh?<br>**[02:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We've never had someone like that.<br>**[02:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A lot of people try to do too much<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;at once and give up.<br>**[02:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So I emphasize going at your own pace,<br>**[02:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and never trying to force<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;yourself to do anything.<br>**[02:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The most important thing is persistence.<br>**[02:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I hope you'll decide to keep it up with me!<br>**[02:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thank you!<br>**[02:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And then you spent the whole<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;weekend playing video games?<br>**[03:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You were all excited when you texted<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;me about going to the gym?<br>**[03:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I was so exhausted after<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the first time I went.<br>**[03:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No way I can keep that up.<br>**[03:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I wasted a whole day off, and now I have to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;go into work with that sense of loss.<br>**[03:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've got no confidence in my new proposal.<br>**[03:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wouldn't you say it's because you set a bunch<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of impossible goals and tried to do too much?<br>**[03:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You should start with<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;something more your size. See?<br>**[03:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey!<br>**[03:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I think you're getting a little flabby here.<br>**[03:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What are you using to tell?<br>**[03:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Um... sir?<br>**[03:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Keep doing it until you're satisfied.<br>**[03:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't try to rush and come up<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with a brilliant plan right away.<br>**[03:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Take a longer view. Make something good.<br>**[03:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And also, I'm sure a guy like you is using<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;anime and games as a way to relax.<br>**[03:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But if you get stuck in a rut,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;try to get some exercise.<br>**[03:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I especially recommend the gym.<br>**[04:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, you really keep coming every week.<br>**[04:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's great!<br>**[04:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's get to work!<br>

# E4 - The Angel of Blue Mondays

Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU4VPNJ/the-angel-of-blue-mondays)<br>
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**[00:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've got a morning meeting today!<br>**[00:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm off!<br>**[00:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Angel<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Blue Mondays<br>**[00:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I'd seen her a lot.*<br>**[00:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*She attracts attention, after all.*<br>**[00:49] ---**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;By the time I realized*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I only saw her on Mondays,*<br>**[00:53] ---**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;seeing her had become the best*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;part of my Monday morning routine.*<br>**[00:58] ---**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In a time when everybody else is looking*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;at their phones, I often saw her reading books.*<br>**[01:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Lustrous hair, and clear white skin.*<br>**[01:08] ---**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The faint scent of shampoo*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;when she passed by...*<br>**[01:13] ---**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She didn't seem to like flashy*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;or loud accessories,*<br>**[01:16] ---**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She seemed to focus on quality,*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;right down to her fingertips.*<br>**[01:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*And that's not all.*<br>**[01:22] ---**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Her plump, luscious breasts, that everyone*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;would stare at even knowing it was wrong.*<br>**[01:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*She knows exactly how people see her.*<br>**[01:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, I'd rather not...<br>**[01:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's true. Okay, then...<br>**[01:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't tell me...<br>**[01:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can carry it!<br>**[01:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm fine!<br>**[01:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, isn't your name...<br>**[01:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My name?<br>**[01:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well...<br>**[01:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Call me Ai-chan!<br>**[01:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Some kind of weird honey trap?<br>**[01:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is something wrong?<br>**[01:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*No, it may be worth it, actually.*<br>**[02:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I thought it might be kind of empty today.<br>**[02:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But it always turns out<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;like this at this hour.<br>**[02:13] ---**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I want to believe I'm the only*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;one who knows her firmness!*<br>**[02:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I want to believe...*<br>**[02:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm sure she's really popular!<br>**[02:21] ---**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She could have her choice*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of any guy she wanted!*<br>**[02:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I wanted to spend my youth<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with a girl like her!<br>**[02:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Here's this week's!<br>**[02:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you doubting me?!<br>**[02:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I swear, this one really popped right off.<br>**[02:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm not making it up.<br>**[02:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, that's not it...<br>**[02:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you curious about<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the guy I was talking to?<br>**[02:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Whether he's my type?<br>**[03:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Or whether I have a boyfriend,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;or any experience with that stuff?<br>**[03:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Were you about to ask that?<br>**[03:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, um...<br>**[03:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's a secret. For now.<br>**[03:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In exchange, I'll give you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a secret of mine nobody knows.<br>**[03:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Notice anything about today's button?<br>**[03:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It does look a little different...<br>**[03:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's my uniform at work!<br>**[03:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Cute uniform, huh?<br>**[03:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My school doesn't let you have jobs,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so I don't even tell my friends.<br>**[03:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So keep it a secret!<br>**[03:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And come see me sometime!<br>**[03:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;See you next week!<br>**[04:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I mean it! Don't tell anyone.<br>

# E5 - Ai-chan and the Deadly Battle of Measurements

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**[00:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's time for summer uniforms.<br>**[00:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's time for summer uniforms!<br>**[00:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What do you think? Feels cooler, huh?<br>**[00:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Y-Yeah.<br>**[00:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ai-chan and the<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Deadly Battle of Measurements<br>**[00:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You know, when we first met,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you were wearing your summer uniform.<br>**[00:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't like our school's summer uniform.<br>**[00:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I try to wear a vest as much as possible,<br>**[00:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but when it gets really<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;hot I have to take it off.<br>**[00:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The fabric's thin and I get cold<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;from the air conditioner.<br>**[00:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Blurble...<br>**[00:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Did you hear that?<br>**[00:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I felt on my belly a sound I could never<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;hear among all this background noise.<br>**[00:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Um, well...<br>**[00:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Orange Juice from Concentrate<br>**[00:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They're taking measurements today,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so I skipped breakfast.<br>**[01:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh.<br>**[01:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But, Ai-chan, you don't look like<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you have anything to worry about.<br>**[01:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm heavy for my height.<br>**[01:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I live carrying a heavy weight, you see.<br>**[01:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Very heavy, yeah.<br>**[01:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay, time for you to get to work!<br>**[01:20] ---**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please watch your step.*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The exit is on the left.*<br>**[01:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, sorry. I don't have one for this week.<br>**[01:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I guess it's because I'm dieting this week.<br>**[01:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, hmm...<br>**[01:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Instead, close your eyes just a bit.<br>**[01:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay.<br>**[01:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't move!<br>**[01:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Promise!<br>**[02:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[02:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It all worked out.<br>**[02:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're really tall, mister.<br>**[02:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well... 'cause of the milk I drink, maybe?<br>**[02:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Morning!<br>**[02:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All the boys are staring at you today.<br>**[02:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Morning.<br>**[02:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't want to hear that from<br>**[02:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the volleyball team ace who all<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the boys and girls are staring at.<br>**[02:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm just standing out 'cause I'm big.<br>**[02:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Unlike somebody who's tiny<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and cute and has huge tits,<br>**[02:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and who wins the "girl I most<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;want to date" contest every year.<br>**[02:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They got even bigger, didn't they?<br>**[02:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are we up to three digits now?<br>**[02:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We're all looking forward to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;today's measurements, aren't we?<br>**[02:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Th-There's nothing to look forward to!<br>**[02:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's this?<br>**[02:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hmm...<br>**[02:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No...<br>**[03:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, wait.<br>**[03:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You've got some fancy lace on today.<br>**[03:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;At your size it must've been expensive.<br>**[03:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Planning on showing it to someone?<br>**[03:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Knock it off!<br>**[03:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, hey!<br>**[03:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stop it...<br>**[03:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stop it!<br>**[03:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay, 21 kilograms.<br>**[03:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? You were worried about your height?<br>**[04:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I wonder if there's still time.<br>**[04:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;For what?<br>**[04:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll start drinking milk, too, I guess.<br>**[04:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're going to make them even bigger?<br>**[04:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, they're big enough.<br>

# E6 - A Junior Who Thinks She's Really Careful, but Isn't at All

Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G14U4EQKQ/a-junior-who-thinks-shes-really-careful-but-isnt-at-all)<br>
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**[00:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So how about it? Next Wednesday!<br>**[00:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just have drinks and play along.<br>**[00:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why not give it a try?<br>**[00:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll pass on it.<br>**[00:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's just a single's party.<br>**[00:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm not interested.<br>**[00:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're no fun.<br>**[00:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Or is this about your boyfriend you left<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;behind in the countryside?<br>**[00:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Long-distance is rough, isn't it?<br>**[00:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just this once, okay?<br>**[00:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We have dinner with<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a client next Wednesday, right?<br>**[00:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's right.<br>**[00:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, I almost forgot.<br>**[00:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So, yeah, I'll pass.<br>**[00:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, whatever.<br>**[00:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, chief! I've been waiting!<br>**[00:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This way!<br>**[00:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thank you.<br>**[00:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You've got it rough, huh?<br>**[00:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;About what she was saying,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;about my boyfriend.<br>**[00:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A Junior Who Thinks<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She's Really Careful,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but Isn't at All<br>**[01:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Senpai...<br>**[01:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm feeling kind of hot!<br>**[01:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wow, there's so many of you!<br>**[01:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But this senpai smells like cigarettes.<br>**[01:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What about this one?<br>**[01:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I always tell you not to drink!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You can't handle it!<br>**[01:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is how senpai always smells!<br>**[01:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Or more precisely, how his cat always smell!<br>**[01:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, it's not like that!<br>**[01:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She wanted to see my cat so I let her in...<br>**[01:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please don't put this<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in my performance review.<br>**[01:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I want another one of those massages...<br>**[02:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's not like that, sir!<br>**[02:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You've got it all wrong!<br>**[02:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You need to watch yourself more.<br>**[02:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why?<br>**[02:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm feeling so good!<br>**[02:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's not it.<br>**[02:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're a grown-up. Act like it.<br>**[02:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But the bosses and the clients love it!<br>**[02:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's because you let your guard down.<br>**[02:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm not talking about how you need<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to act like an adult...<br>**[02:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, that's important, too...<br>**[02:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;About how I need to act, as a woman?<br>**[02:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I know!<br>**[02:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mom and Dad always said the same thing!<br>**[02:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Be careful around those men<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;from the city, they said!<br>**[02:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So I pretended I had a boyfriend<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in the countryside when I don't,<br>**[02:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to get out of stuff like that.<br>**[02:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you understand, then knock it off.<br>**[03:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't go drinking unless you're there!<br>**[03:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Senpai, you're not like them!<br>**[03:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Right, right.<br>**[03:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm done!<br>**[03:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Good work.<br>**[03:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why don't we grab a drink?<br>**[03:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nobody else is here, though.<br>**[03:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is it bad if it's just the two of us?<br>**[03:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's fine, but... why?<br>**[03:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I want to show you how much you can drink,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so you know for the future.<br>**[03:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And I marked down that I was going<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for dinner today, so I have to.<br>**[03:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Turn off your computer and let's go.<br>**[03:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Which means you're paying, right?<br>**[03:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I changed my mind.<br>**[03:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then why don't we buy a bunch of stuff<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and drink at your place?<br>**[03:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It'll be safer!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And I want to play with Stompy.<br>**[03:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who's Stompy?<br>**[03:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You know, Stompy!<br>**[03:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;'Cause she stomps on my breasts.<br>**[04:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't name my other people's cats!<br>

# E7 - Ai-chan and Summer Memories

Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UD7X8J/ai-chan-and-summer-memories)<br>
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**[00:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So hot...<br>**[00:06] ---**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How can I be soaked with sweat*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;when I'm not even at work.*<br>**[00:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Summer... Summer is just...*<br>**[00:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Summer...?*<br>**[00:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Summer's really...*<br>**[00:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*...not that bad.*<br>**[00:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll hold your bag.<br>**[00:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thanks.<br>**[00:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is nice.<br>**[00:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Lucky...<br>**[00:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Want to take my place?<br>**[00:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I was talking to my bag.<br>**[00:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ai-chan and<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Summer Memories<br>**[00:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? Summer break?<br>**[00:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't have one.<br>**[00:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;High schoolers get one.<br>**[00:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Starting next week until the end of August.<br>**[00:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So you won't be riding the train?<br>**[01:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, I see...<br>**[01:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm so jealous...<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I could sleep at home all day.<br>**[01:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's not how it works.<br>**[01:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I need to start studying for exams.<br>**[01:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But people are asking me to go<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to the beach or the pool.<br>**[01:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;W-Watch out for guys hitting on you!<br>**[01:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't worry!<br>**[01:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My friend is really strong!<br>**[01:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They're the volleyball team's best player,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;popular, and really tall and cool!<br>**[01:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm really proud to be around them!<br>**[01:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;See, we're best friends!<br>**[01:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I-I see.<br>**[01:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just you and her?<br>**[01:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;For now.<br>**[01:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've never been on a trip<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to the beach with my friends,<br>**[01:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so I only have my middle school swimsuit.<br>**[01:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I need to go buy a new one.<br>**[01:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Middle school swimsuit...<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You mean a school swimsuit?<br>**[01:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I kind of want to see it.*<br>**[02:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A trip... the beach... swimsuits.<br>**[02:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That sounds so nice...<br>**[02:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I wanted memories like that...<br>**[02:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If I at least had a few days off in a row...<br>**[02:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is it that bad?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ai-chan Beach
<br>**[02:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you can't finish your work this<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;week you'll have to work the weekend!<br>**[02:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I bet Ai-chan's at the beach right now...*<br>**[02:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you don't like it, hit your deadline.<br>**[02:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A typhoon hit and I can't go to the beach.<br>**[02:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Subject:   My Trip<br>**[02:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I even bought a cute swimsuit! (><)<br>**[02:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ai-chan?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ai-chan Beach
<br>**[02:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Boss, I can't come in this weekend.<br>**[02:59] ---**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't want this swimsuit to go to waste.*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Can you take me to the beach?*<br>**[03:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I can't give you a summer vacation.*<br>**[03:08] ---**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But I'm sure I can give*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you some summer memories!*<br>

# E8 - A Painkiller That's Sure to Work

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**[00:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ow...<br>**[00:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even the shaking of the train hurts.<br>**[00:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A cavity?<br>**[00:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let me see.<br>**[00:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Say "aah."<br>**[00:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, I can see it.<br>**[00:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You should go to a dentist.<br>**[00:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I should've gone when they warned me<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;about it during my health checkup.<br>**[00:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Health checkup?<br>**[00:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They do those at work, too, huh?<br>**[00:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's right.<br>**[00:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"This number is high,"<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Your lifestyle is bad,"<br>**[00:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The doctors lecture you.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No issues.
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Minor abnormalities
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Retest for kidney function...
<br>**[00:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm sure it doesn't happen<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;when you're young.<br>**[00:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's not true.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Chest X-Rays
<br>**[00:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I got an exam once, and...<br>**[00:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Please take a deep breath and hold it.*<br>**[01:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The doctor said they'd never<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;seen a shadow like that!<br>**[01:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It even surprised the doctors, huh?<br>**[01:16] ---**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A stop signal has been issued.*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please wait a moment.*<br>**[01:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you okay?<br>**[01:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes.<br>**[01:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;By the way, that was a big shake.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is your tooth okay?<br>**[01:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I didn't even notice.<br>**[01:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;These only have a temporary<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;painkiller effect, so before I forget...<br>**[01:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Here's today's!<br>**[01:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thanks!<br>**[01:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Half of its effect comes from the medicine.<br>**[01:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And the other half comes<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;from Ai-chan's kindness!<br>**[01:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thank you. I bet it works great.<br>**[01:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just get to a doctor as soon as you can.<br>**[01:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A Painkiller<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's Sure to Work<br>**[02:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Good evening. Come in.<br>**[02:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll lower the chair.<br>**[02:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't worry. You don't need to be so stiff.<br>**[02:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Everyone tells me I don't hurt.<br>**[02:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well? It didn't hurt, did it?<br>**[02:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Boss?<br>**[02:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What happened to your hair?<br>**[02:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A new kind of painkiller. It really works.<br>**[03:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Next! Come inside!<br>**[03:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thank you.<br>**[03:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay, Doctor. Go ahead.<br>**[03:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Right.<br>**[03:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I guess I have better karma than he does.<br>**[03:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The patient from the other day<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;changed their slot to evening.<br>**[03:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes, that's fine.<br>**[03:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sorry... Thanks.<br>**[03:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now, who's next?<br>

# E9 - Ai-chan and the Bakery Uniform

Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GPWUK5N33/ai-chan-and-the-bakery-uniform)<br>
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**[00:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Come see me sometime!*<br>**[00:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Open<br>**[00:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Welcome!<br>**[00:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Table for one?<br>**[00:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ai-chan and<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the Bakery Uniform<br>**[00:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ai-chan...?<br>**[00:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Smoking or non-smoking?<br>**[00:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Um, non-smoking.<br>**[00:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay. This way.<br>**[00:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[00:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ai-chan?<br>**[00:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is the menu.<br>**[00:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thanks.<br>**[00:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let me know when you're ready to order.<br>**[00:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thank you.<br>**[00:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Excuse me!<br>**[00:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, coming!<br>**[00:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sorry to keep you waiting.<br>**[00:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you ready to order?<br>**[01:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Two cake sets, right?<br>**[01:03] ---**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I knew she had her stuff together,*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but she's really different at work.*<br>**[01:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What will you have to drink?<br>**[01:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It can be hot or iced.<br>**[01:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Iced lemon tea. Understood.<br>**[01:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, I'm sorry!<br>**[01:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll wipe it up!<br>**[01:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's he staring at?<br>**[01:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is something wrong?<br>**[01:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you're ready, I can take your order.<br>**[01:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This cake set, then.<br>**[01:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This set, right?<br>**[01:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What will you have to drink?<br>**[01:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Um, this.<br>**[01:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This, right? Got it.<br>**[01:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My shift ends at 7:00.<br>**[01:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Can you wait in front of the station for me?<br>**[01:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;W-With pleasure.<br>**[01:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Good!<br>**[02:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Uniforms are so good.*<br>**[02:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you finished?<br>**[02:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[02:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you finished?<br>**[02:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Of course. Sorry.<br>**[02:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm fine.<br>**[02:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm not fine! I'm in danger!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm having big problems!<br>**[02:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I think I got my good<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;luck charm for the week!<br>**[02:44] Background**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm so hungry!<br>**[02:45] Background**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah, I'm really hungry!<br>**[02:45] Background**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's get something to eat!<br>**[02:47] Background**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What do you want to go?<br>**[02:48] Background**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Salisbury steak?<br>**[02:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I keep losing buttons lately.*<br>**[02:57] ---**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've got plans today,*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so I guess I'll sew it on later...*<br>**[03:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Here you go!<br>**[03:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I told them I'd sew the button on at home,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and took my uniform with me!<br>**[03:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I couldn't really give you much service<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;at the bakery, could I?<br>

# E10 - Ai-chan vs. the Marathon

Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G8WUNW3KD/ai-chan-vs-the-marathon)<br>
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**[00:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A marathon?<br>**[00:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's gonna hurt! I know it'll hurt!<br>**[00:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's just not fair!<br>**[00:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fair?<br>**[00:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's right!<br>**[00:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you're carrying more weight,<br>**[00:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;they should change the distance<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you have to run or something<br>**[00:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ai-chan <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;vs. the Marathon<br>**[00:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;10th School Marathon<br>**[00:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Boys, you guys are ahead<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of us, right? Get going.<br>**[00:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wimpy boys.<br>**[00:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thanks.<br>**[01:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ho-<br>**[01:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How? How? How can they be...<br>**[01:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I run longer distances than this<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;at practice at all the time.<br>**[01:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No!<br>**[01:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why aren't they bouncing more?<br>**[01:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They're so big! It doesn't make sense!<br>**[01:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're finally taking<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;an interest in my body?<br>**[01:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sure, sure!<br>**[01:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's forget this lame marathon<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and aim for the goal of our love!<br>**[01:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Specifically, I mean a hotel<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with pretty neon lights just off the freeway.<br>**[01:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ow! Ow!<br>**[01:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm asking earnestly!<br>**[01:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I get it! I get it!<br>**[01:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Um...<br>**[01:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you probably just have too<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;much wasted vertical movement.<br>**[01:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All you want to do is go forward,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so just try to move more smoothly!<br>**[01:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Got it?<br>**[01:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't.<br>**[01:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, I'm not as ridiculously big as you.<br>**[01:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And I told you to wear a sports bra!<br>**[02:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I did! Just like you told me!<br>**[02:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Really? Let me see!<br>**[02:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wai—<br>**[02:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's true!<br>**[02:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They've never felt like<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;this in my hands before.<br>**[02:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stop it! People are watching!<br>**[02:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let me go!<br>**[02:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[02:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is easier!<br>**[02:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wow! Wow!<br>**[02:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wai—<br>**[02:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;One New<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Message<br>**[02:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;From:     Ai-chan<br>**[02:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Subject:  I ran the whole way!<br>**[02:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Your Cooper's Ligaments<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;really worked hard, huh?<br>**[02:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay, time to start<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;marathoning this week's work.<br>

# E11 - A Game Where You Look Back With Regret, Imagining What Life Would Be Like With the Girl You Missed Out on in Her Late Teens

Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GD9UVW91W/a-game-where-you-look-back-with-regret-imagining-what-life-would-be-like-with-the-girl-you-missed-out-on-in-her-late-teens)<br>
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**[00:01] (Flashback) ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tokyo, huh?<br>**[00:03] (Flashback) ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's a long ways away...<br>**[00:05] (Flashback) ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You'll be finding a job there, right?<br>**[00:08] (Flashback) ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're really smart.<br>**[00:11] (Flashback) ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When we have a reunion,<br>**[00:12] (Flashback) ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't know how many years away<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it'll be, make sure you come!<br>**[00:16] (Flashback) ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll be a grown-up then<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and I'll really surprise you!<br>**[00:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Class Reunion<br>**[00:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Attending<br>**[00:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Not Attending<br>**[00:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you're in town<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;give me a call!!<br>**[00:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Not Attending<br>**[00:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Good morning.<br>**[00:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's gotten colder, huh?<br>**[00:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Here's your usual coffee, your usual<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;sports drink, and your usual jelly drink.<br>**[00:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You need to eat up<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;or you won't last the week.<br>**[00:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How about a meat bun, too?<br>**[00:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Two?<br>**[00:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stop being silly or you'll miss the bus!<br>**[01:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A Game Where You Look Back With Regret,<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Imagining What Life Would Be Like<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;With the Girl You Missed Out on<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in Her Late Teens<br>**[01:13] (Flashback) ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You just need to get up earlier!<br>**[01:20] (Flashback) ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're looking at something naughty again!<br>**[01:23] (Flashback) ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If a smart person looks<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;at stuff like that, they'll turn stupid!<br>**[01:27] (Flashback) ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, did you just compare her to me?<br>**[01:29] (Flashback) ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You jerk! Give me that!<br>**[01:33] (Flashback) ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's not like that!<br>**[01:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Middle School Class 47 Reunion<br>**[01:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's been so long! How've you been?<br>**[02:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So I went to a girl's high school,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but I'm not that smart.<br>**[02:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I help my dad out<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;at the convenience store he started.<br>**[02:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm looking for a good guy,<br>**[02:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but only thug types ever ask me out.<br>**[02:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you listening?<br>**[02:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey!<br>**[02:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Did you really,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;really not notice until today?<br>**[02:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I put my last name on my name tag, right?<br>**[02:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why didn't you realize?<br>**[02:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Have I changed?<br>**[02:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gotten taller... or started talking more?<br>**[02:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I guess my personality wouldn't<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;change that easily, huh?<br>**[02:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay...<br>**[03:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Am I prettier?<br>**[03:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You always check if I'm in before<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you come in every morning, after all.<br>**[03:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't want to be stared at,<br>**[03:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but I'm at the point where<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you've noticed me, huh?<br>**[03:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Want some meat buns?<br>**[03:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you talk with me a little longer,<br>**[03:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll give you some<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that are nice and piping hot!<br>**[03:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay, here's your usual<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;coffee and your usual...<br>**[03:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, one meat bun?<br>**[03:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tokumori<br>**[03:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay, good.<br>**[03:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'd be happier if you had someone<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to make breakfast for you.<br>**[03:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But that's a step forward, I guess.<br>**[03:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay, work hard today!<br>

# E12 - Ai-chan and the Stairs to Adulthood

Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G50UZ4K87/ai-chan-and-the-stairs-to-adulthood)<br>
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**[00:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Here you go, Senpai.<br>**[00:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thanks.<br>**[00:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ai-chan and the Stairs to Adulthood<br>**[00:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What did you do for Christmas?<br>**[00:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nothing, really. The usual.<br>**[00:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Delayed due to snow<br>**[00:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The usual?<br>**[00:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Delayed due to snow<br>**[00:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Delayed due to snow<br>**[00:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is the train going to come?<br>**[00:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't know.<br>**[00:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Not being sure is always the worst.<br>**[00:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If it's canceled, can I go to your place?<br>**[01:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's close, right?<br>**[01:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you imagining something naughty?<br>**[01:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?<br>**[01:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, the train's here!<br>**[01:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;G-Good...<br>**[01:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*A message for our passengers.*<br>**[01:26] ---**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A stop signal has been*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;issued due to the snow.*<br>**[01:30] ---**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We deeply apologize to our passengers,*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but please wait until we're ready to move.*<br>**[01:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Again?<br>**[01:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The station's right there, too.<br>**[01:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's wrong?<br>**[01:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is something stuck on my face?<br>**[01:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, um... It's nothing.<br>**[01:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I worked a part-time job.<br>**[01:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;On Christmas...<br>**[01:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nobody wants to work then,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so you get a bonus.<br>**[02:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So I didn't spend it with anyone in<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;particular, or anything like that.<br>**[02:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I see.<br>**[02:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Feel better?<br>**[02:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I want to be a kid a little longer, you know?<br>**[02:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Everybody wants to treat me like a grown-up.<br>**[02:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Maybe that's why.<br>**[02:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I see...<br>**[02:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Want to see for yourself?<br>**[02:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;At your place?<br>**[02:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait, what does that...<br>**[02:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*The train will now resume operations.*<br>**[02:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*We apologize for the inconvenience.*<br>**[02:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just kidding. Sorry, mister.<br>**[02:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I was lying.<br>**[03:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I did take a step up the stairs<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to adulthood a while ago.<br>**[03:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You kind of realized, right?<br>**[03:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm no longer Ai(I)-chan, I'm J-chan!<br>**[03:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is that what you meant? Huh?<br>**[03:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Have a nice New Year's!<br>