# E5 - Sweet Matchmaking Photos and Twin Ladies
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***SIGN*** Royal Capital Secondary
Estate of Duke Kadlecek
**[00:00] Kadlecek**
You have my thanks for coming here.
**[00:03] Kadlecek**
It's a pleasure to see
you again, Lord Morteln.
***SIGN*** Leader of the Royal Capital's
Central Army Duke Kadlecek
**[00:06] Casserole**
The feeling is most mutual, Your Grace.
**[00:11] Casserole**
Congratulations on your
eldest's heir coming of age.
**[00:15] Kadlecek**
Well... he may have grown,
but he's just a child.
**[00:20] Casserole**
It's an honor to be invited to a banquet
**[00:24] Casserole**
held by the leader of the central army.
**[00:28] Kadlecek**
It's flattering to hear that
from a hero of your stature!
**[00:32] Kadlecek**
This is my grandson, Squale.
**[00:34] Kadlecek**
He graduated first in his class
at the officers' boarding school.
***SIGN*** Squale
**[00:38] Casserole**
That's magnificent!
**[00:40] Squale**
I-It's an honor to meet you, my lord!
**[00:45] Casserole**
It's a true pleasure to
meet you, Lord Squale.
**[00:48] Casserole**
As your are my superior in rank,
**[00:51] Casserole**
I would entreat you to call me "Casserole."
**[00:53] Squale**
F-Forgive my error!
**[00:56] Kadlecek**
Unclench already, boy.
**[00:58] Kadlecek**
Forgive him, Lord Morteln.
**[01:01] Kadlecek**
He's told me how he idolizes you, and he's
been looking forward meeting you.
**[01:06] Kadlecek**
It appears the minstrels have made tales
of your exploits popular among the youth.
**[01:14] Casserole**
I can think of no greater honor.
**[01:17] Kadlecek**
And this would be... your son?
**[01:20] Casserole**
Yes.
**[01:21] Casserole**
Pas, introduce yourself.
**[01:27] Pas**
I am truly honored to make your acquaintance.
**[01:29] Pas**
I am the son of Casserole
Mille Morteln, Pastry.
**[01:40] Narrator**
* This is the tale of a genius patissier*
* who died before his time,*
**[01:45] Narrator**
* and was reincarnated as the son*
* of a poor noble in another world*
**[01:49] Narrator**
* to pursue a world full*
* of desserts and smiles.*
**[01:53] Narrator**
* It's a tale that is at once cold*
* and unsparing, and syrupy sweet.*
**[01:59] Narrator**
* His dream is to create this*
* world's very own land of sweets!*
***SIGN*** Sweet Reincarnation
**[03:38] Pas**
Lord Squale,
***SIGN*** Sweet Matchmaking Photos and Twin Ladies
**[03:39] Pas**
my most heartfelt congratulations on
your recent ascension to manhood.
**[03:44] Pas**
Your granting of this auspicious
audience has been a true honor for me.
**[03:47] Squale**
Huh? Oh, r-right!
**[03:50] Squale**
Your elegant words f-flatter—
m-my most unwor—
**[03:53] Squale**
Ow.
**[03:55] Kadlecek**
Magnificent!
**[03:57] Kadlecek**
You're more put-together
than my own grandson!
**[04:00] Kadlecek**
I heard you've come of
age as well, Lord Pastry.
**[04:05] Kadlecek**
Were you endowed with magic at that time?
**[04:07] Pas**
Yes.
**[04:08] Pas**
By the grace of God, I was
blessed with the use of magic.
**[04:15] Kadlecek**
For both father and son to be so gifted...
**[04:17] Kadlecek**
Truly, House Morteln must
have earned God's favor.
**[04:22] Pas**
As wonderful as the thought might be,
**[04:24] Pas**
it may be no more than coincidence.
**[04:28] Pas**
I believe luck was with me, nothing more.
**[04:34] Kadlecek**
Would you be so kind as
to demonstrate your magic?
**[04:39] Pas**
If Your Grace so wishes it.
**[04:42] Pas**
Might I ask you to hold out that cloth, then?
**[04:46] Kadlecek**
Yes, most certainly!
**[04:56] Pas**
*Replicate!*
**[05:04] Kadlecek**
This is magnificent!
**[05:07] Kadlecek**
I see. A spell that lets
you create pictures...
**[05:10] Kadlecek**
It's truly spectacular!
**[05:12] Pas**
I thank you, Your Grace.
**[05:15] Pas**
If I may, I wish to offer it as
a gift to Lord Squale Kadlecek.
**[05:21] Pas**
On behalf of myself and Margrave Hubarek.
**[05:25] Kadlecek**
Margrave Hubarek?
**[05:27] Kadlecek**
He doesn't appear to be
in attendance today.
**[05:30] Kadlecek**
Could it be... that this girl is...?
**[05:33] Pas**
Indeed.
**[05:34] Pas**
Third daughter of Margrave Hubarek,
**[05:36] Pas**
the lady Petra.
**[05:39] Pas**
Prior to our arrival here,
**[05:40] Pas**
my father used his magic to
visit the Margravate of Hubarek,
**[05:44] Pas**
whereupon we met with them.
**[05:46] Casserole**
As you know, the margravate is
constantly feuding with its neighbor.
**[05:52] Casserole**
As this creates challenges for Lady
Petra in leaving their territory,
**[05:55] Casserole**
the margrave asked if we might
introduce her on his behalf.
**[06:00] Squale**
This is Lady Petra?
**[06:03] Squale**
She's so charming!
**[06:07] Pas**
Next month,
**[06:08] Pas**
Lady Petra will be holding a celebration
for her own imminent coming of age.
**[06:12] Pas**
She had hoped to have Lord Squale in
attendance as an expression of friendship.
**[06:17] Kadlecek**
I'm afraid we—
**[06:18] Squale**
I'd love to!
**[06:19] Kadlecek**
*My fool of a grandson!*
**[06:22] Kadlecek**
* Responding so quickly without*
* considering his station!*
**[06:25] Kadlecek**
* Can't he see they're trying*
* to arrange a marriage?*
**[06:29] Kadlecek**
*This boy...*
**[06:31] Kadlecek**
* I can't underestimate him*
* just because he's a child.*
**[06:34] Squale**
What day next month will it be?
**[06:37] Kadlecek**
Calm yourself, Squale.
**[06:39] Kadlecek**
How do you intend to travel there?
**[06:43] Pas**
There's no need to worry
about that, Your Grace.
**[06:46] Kadlecek**
What?
**[06:47] Pas**
My father would be more
than willing to assist.
**[06:50] Squale**
That's right, Grandfather!
**[06:53] Squale**
With the use of Lord Morteln's magic,
I'd easily be able to attend!
**[07:00] Squale**
Lord Morteln! May I truly
ask this imposition of you?
**[07:03] Casserole**
It's no trouble at all.
**[07:06] Kadlecek**
Heaven's sake...
**[07:08] Pas**
Your Grace.
**[07:12] Pas**
At the time of our visit,
**[07:14] Pas**
it appeared to me that Lord
Hubarek had ulterior motives.
**[07:17] Kadlecek**
Ulterior motives?
**[07:19] Pas**
I believe he's grown weary
of the constant border feuds.
**[07:26] Kadlecek**
How is that relevant?
**[07:31] Pas**
I believe he'd like to use the awesome
military power Your Grace controls
**[07:34] Pas**
to diminish his opponent's will to fight
**[07:36] Pas**
and end the feuding forever.
**[07:41] Pas**
I believe he may be seeking
a match for that purpose.
**[07:47] Kadlecek**
I see.
**[07:50] Kadlecek**
I'll bear that in mind. Thank you.
**[07:53] Pas**
All merely my own speculation, of course.
**[07:57] Kadlecek**
Out of respect for his invitation,
I shall attend the festivities as well!
**[08:03] Kadlecek**
Perhaps my son will find
his romantic destiny,
**[08:06] Kadlecek**
and it will surely make a good
story to take back to His Majesty!
**[08:11] Pas**
* Bellowing it out like that to make*
* sure those around us hear...*
**[08:15] Kadlecek**
I place myself in your hands, Lord Morteln.
**[08:19] Casserole**
My lord.
**[08:22] Pas**
* He's declared intent to*
* keep the king informed*
**[08:24] Pas**
* and to act in accordance with the*
* best interests of the kingdom.*
**[08:37] Squale**
Lord Pastry Morteln.
**[08:40] Squale**
In honor of this occasion,
would you be willing to call me Squale?
**[08:45] Squale**
I'm a bit uncomfortable with formalities.
**[08:48] Pas**
Gladly done.
**[08:49] Pas**
Then I'll ask you to call me Pastry as well.
**[08:53] Squale**
I'll do that.
**[08:54] Squale**
By the way, Lord Pastry...
**[08:56] Pas**
Yes?
**[08:57] Squale**
What kinds of things does Lady Petra like?
**[09:01] Squale**
Flowers, for instance,
or a particular cuisine...
**[09:03] Pas**
Things she likes?
**[09:05] Pas**
Let me see...
**[09:07] Pas**
I've only met her once, but...
**[09:12] Pas**
It appears she likes sweets.
**[09:14] Squale**
Sweets?
**[09:15] Pas**
I presented her with handmade
cookies when we first met.
**[09:19] Squale**
Are you skilled at making
sweets, Lord Pastry?
**[09:23] Pas**
I most certainly am!
**[09:26] Pas**
I'm never happier than
when I'm making sweets!
**[09:31] Pas**
In fact, I recently made a pie with
bonkas I'd bought here in the capital—
**[09:35] Squale**
Um... do you think we might
discuss that another time?
**[09:41] Pas**
Oh, forgive me...
**[09:44] Squale**
So, er...
**[09:48] Squale**
I... I have a favor to
ask of you, Lord Pastry!
**[09:51] Pas**
I'd be glad to provide any service I can.
**[09:54] Squale**
It's something that only you can do!
**[09:57] Pas**
You want me to make sweets?!
**[10:01] Pas**
Leave it all to me! We'll start with—
**[10:04] Squale**
It's about Lady Petra's portrait...
**[10:05] Pas**
What?
**[10:07] Squale**
Could you alter it, perhaps?
**[10:08] Pas**
Alter it?
**[10:11] Squale**
Could you perhaps enhance its sensuality?
**[10:19] Pas**
* Men are all the same...*
* in any age, in any world...*
**[10:29] Mob**
Let's go!
**[10:33] Casserole**
The provision of food and firewood
among the citizens is going smoothly.
**[10:39] Feuille**
And it's all on House Morteln's tab, right?
**[10:43] Feuille**
Did you really have to do
this all yourself, boss?
**[10:46] Casserole**
What do you mean by that?
**[10:48] Feuille**
A lord so eager to enrich his subjects
that he goes off to earn his own money...
**[10:52] Feuille**
It's pretty unheard of.
**[10:54] Casserole**
It may not be the dignified thing to do,
**[10:57] Casserole**
but I'd hardly be living up to my
responsibilities if I let my subjects starve.
**[11:03] Feuille**
Well, that indulgent side of
yours is part of your charm.
**[11:07] Casserole**
I'll need you to work all the harder
to compensate for my indulgent side.
**[11:12] Feuille**
You could afford to show *me* a
little indulgence, you know...
**[11:18] Pas**
What are we indulging in? Sweets?
**[11:21] Casserole/Feuille**
No.
**[11:23] Pas**
Aw, shucks.
**[11:26] Feuille**
Everything's about sweets for you, huh, kid?
**[11:30] Pas**
Father, these letters came for you.
**[11:33] Casserole**
Did they? Thanks.
**[11:35] Pas**
One is from Duke Kadlecek.
The other is from Margrave Hubarek.
**[11:50] Pas**
What do they say?
**[11:52] Casserole**
Rejoice, Feuille, Pas.
**[11:54] Casserole**
We've got a windfall coming.
**[11:57] Casserole**
It says 20,000 silver coins here.
**[11:59] Feuille**
Awesome!
**[12:00] Pas**
Lord Squale's been engaged
to Lady Petra, then?!
**[12:05] Casserole**
Yes.
**[12:06] Casserole**
It appears they've decided to announce it
privately when Lady Petra comes of age.
**[12:12] Pas**
* It was worth spending all those*
* hours on the matchmaking photo!*
**[12:17] Pas**
*After all, to get that photo...*
**[12:20] Pas**
* It took two whole days to produce*
* one that the margrave approved of!*
**[12:29] Casserole**
And he's going to send an
advance of thirty gold coins.
**[12:33] Feuille**
How very generous of him!
**[12:35] Feuille**
Maybe you can build yourself
a grand estate, boss!
**[12:39] Casserole**
Don't be a fool.
**[12:40] Casserole**
It's funding for Lady Petra's security.
**[12:44] Pas**
Security?
**[12:45] Casserole**
He's requested that we
keep her safe to, from,
**[12:48] Casserole**
and during her coming of age
announcement in the capital.
**[12:53] Feuille**
I see.
**[12:55] Feuille**
There are plenty of people out there who
would oppose the idea of a marriage
**[12:59] Feuille**
between Houses Hubarek and Kadlecek.
**[13:01] Casserole**
Yes.
**[13:02] Casserole**
The neighbor they're feuding
with in particular.
**[13:06] Feuille**
But they're keeping the
engagement secret, right?
**[13:09] Feuille**
As long as the information doesn't get out...
**[13:12] Pas**
It's the Church, right?
**[13:16] Casserole**
Officially, the Church is a neutral entity,
**[13:20] Casserole**
but a large enough bribe
can loosen their tongues.
**[13:24] Pas**
And the fact that they're officially neutral
**[13:27] Pas**
allows them to collect a
whole lot of information...
**[13:31] Feuille**
Sheesh, what a pain in the neck!
**[13:33] Casserole**
I can protect Lady Petra herself well enough
with just my teleportation spell, but...
**[13:39] Pas**
Yes, it won't be easy.
**[13:41] Pas**
Looking after Lady Petra
**[13:43] Pas**
while also transporting her
retinue and guards to the capital
**[13:46] Pas**
would prove difficult, even for you.
**[13:48] Casserole**
And assuming I teleport just
Lady Petra to the capital,
**[13:53] Casserole**
we would need to secure guards for her there.
**[13:56] Pas**
So that's what the gold's for, right?
**[13:59] Feuille**
But even if you try to
recruit aid in the capital,
**[14:01] Feuille**
there's a good chance unsavory
elements might infiltrate your hires.
**[14:06] Feuille**
Should we turn the job down?
**[14:08] Casserole**
Don't be a fool.
**[14:09] Casserole**
Nothing will better secure
our position than to earn
**[14:13] Casserole**
the trust of two of the
kingdom's major players.
**[14:16] Casserole**
To ensure the prosperity of the
Fief of Morteln, I must accept.
**[14:22] Pas**
* Yes, and it's not just*
* for the Fief of Morteln.*
**[14:27] Pas**
* To make my dream of a land*
* of sweets a reality...*
**[14:31] Pas**
*we must make this mission a success.*
**[14:36] Pas**
* If not for the risk of the*
* Church leaking information...*
**[14:40] Pas**
The Church?
**[14:42] Feuille**
Kid?
**[14:43] Casserole**
What's this about the Church, Pas?
**[14:45] Pas**
I just thought of a great place
where we can keep Lady Petra safe!
**[14:49] Casserole**
What?
**[14:50] Pas**
A place with no windows
and only one entrance
**[14:53] Pas**
surrounded by thick walls...
**[14:56] Casserole**
The True Sanctification ritual chamber?
**[14:59] Feuille**
Of course! That's a great idea!
**[15:02] Pas**
Since she's going to the capital for
her coming of age announcement anyway,
**[15:06] Pas**
it's natural that she'd undergo
the Sanctification Ceremony.
**[15:10] Pas**
If we just tell people that
it's running a bit long...
**[15:14] Feuille**
So we lock Lady Petra in until
the engagement is announced!
**[15:18] Pas**
"Lock her in" sounds a bit unsavory...
**[15:21] Pas**
We're keeping her safe from outside elements.
**[15:25] Feuille**
It might just work.
**[15:26] Casserole**
Right. Let's try it.
**[15:28] Feuille**
Yes!
**[15:29] Feuille**
And if we don't have to hire mercenaries,
we can pocket those thirty gold coins!
**[15:34] Pas**
There's also this.
**[15:35] Pas**
A receipt for materials from
the traveling merchant.
**[15:39] Pas**
Please see to it.
**[15:40] Casserole**
I will.
**[15:42] Pas**
If you'll excuse me, then.
**[15:44] Casserole**
Hold on, Pas.
**[15:46] Pas**
Wh-What is it, Fathe—
**[15:50] Casserole**
What's this about a crate of
bonkas and a barrel of sugar?
**[15:57] Feuille**
The kid's making sweets again, huh?
**[16:00] Casserole**
Did you spend all this
money without telling me?
**[16:05] Pas**
Tee-hee!
**[16:07] Casserole**
Don't you titter at me, you fool of a son!
***SIGN*** Bonk
**[16:12] Casserole**
No allowance for you until I say otherwise!
***SIGN*** Estate of Margrave Hubarek
**[16:24] Hubarek**
Lord Casserole, thank you for coming.
***SIGN*** Donachel Mille Hubarek
**[16:30] Casserole**
We're honored that you came to
meet us in person, Lord Hubarek.
**[16:34] Hubarek**
And your son is with you today?
**[16:37] Casserole**
Yes, as we're escorting Her Ladyship.
**[16:41] Casserole**
Like it or not, she may be
waiting for quite a long time.
**[16:46] Casserole**
Having someone closer to her own age
might keep her from getting bored.
**[16:50] Casserole**
* I can't exactly tell him my nine-year-old*
* son is in on the plan.*
**[16:56] Pas**
It's a pleasure to see you again.
**[16:58] Hubarek**
Your magic is why we were blessed
with this marriage, Lord Pastry.
**[17:03] Hubarek**
I owe you my thanks.
**[17:04] Pas**
You honor me.
**[17:06] Hubarek**
Now, to the carriage.
**[17:09] Hubarek**
My daughter is already on board.
**[17:14] Petra**
Lord Morteln!
**[17:16] Petra**
Thank you for accompanying me.
**[17:19] Casserole**
Lady Petra, I have never seen
you looking more lovely.
**[17:24] Petra**
My, what a flatterer!
**[17:26] Pas**
Lady Petra, I'm glad to see you well.
**[17:30] Petra**
Lord Pastry.
**[17:31] Petra**
Thank you for the cookies
you recently gifted me.
**[17:35] Pas**
I'm thrilled to know that you enjoyed them.
**[17:38] Pas**
I'll seek some occasion to send you more.
**[17:41] Petra**
How delightful!
**[17:43] Petra**
I've been dreaming about them ever since.
**[17:45] Petra**
They were truly delicious!
**[17:47] Pas**
When I was mixing in the
flour, I added a little—
**[17:51] Casserole**
Pas, we're in a hurry.
**[17:53] Pas**
F-Forgive me!
**[17:57] Pas**
Lady Licorice, a pleasure to see you again.
**[18:00] Licorice**
Yes...
**[18:01] Petra**
Lico, try to be a bit more forthcoming.
**[18:04] Petra**
He kindly traveled all this
way to escort us, after all.
**[18:08] Licorice**
Forgive me, Sister.
**[18:10] Petra**
Don't apologize to me, now.
**[18:13] Petra**
Lord Pastry, I do hope she hasn't upset you.
**[18:17] Pas**
No, not at all.
**[18:22] Hubarek**
Let's move out.
**[18:27] Petra**
Can you make things other than cookies?
**[18:29] Pas**
Of course I can!
**[18:32] Licorice**
I'm just... an afterthought, after all.
**[18:38] Pas**
*The plan today*
**[18:40] Pas**
* is to enter the church within*
* the margravate's borders*
**[18:43] Pas**
* under claim of receiving*
* a True Sanctification.*
**[18:47] Pas**
* From there, we'll teleport*
* to the church in the capital.*
**[18:53] Pas**
*Then, in the capital,*
**[18:55] Pas**
* Lady Petra enters the chamber*
* until announcement time,*
**[18:58] Pas**
*while we all stand guard.*
**[19:00] Pas**
*That's the basic idea.*
**[19:02] Pas**
It's true! And every bonka is unique...
**[19:04] Hubarek**
As expected, those seeking to harm
my daughter are making their move.
**[19:06] ---**
**[19:08] ---**
**[19:08] ---**
**[19:10] Hubarek**
I'm counting on you, Lord Casserole.
**[19:10] ---**
**[19:14] ---**
**[19:15] Casserole**
My men are already making
preparations in the capital.
**[19:16] ---**
**[19:17] ---**
**[19:20] Casserole**
I swear, I will protect your daughter.
**[19:20] ---**
**[19:22] ---**
**[19:39] Caera**
Now, milady, we've arrived.
**[19:42] Petra**
Right.
**[20:06] Pas**
*They're coming!*
**[20:13] Bandit 1**
They're inside the carriage!
**[20:16] Hubarek**
No!
**[20:19] Caera**
My ladies!
**[20:28] Bandit 2**
Y-You brat...
**[20:30] Pas**
I won't let you lay a hand upon these girls!
**[20:40] Licorice**
Look ou—
**[20:48] Casserole**
Fools!
**[20:49] Casserole**
Train two hundred years more, then try again!
**[20:52] Bandit 1**
Retreat!
**[20:58] Pas**
Father... I don't think people
can live for two hundred years.
**[21:03] Casserole**
I'll reduce it to one hundred, then.
**[21:06] Pas**
I don't think that'll work either...
**[21:08] Hubarek**
Lord Casserole, Lord Pastry...
**[21:11] Hubarek**
Magnificent work.
**[21:12] Hubarek**
I'm grateful to you for
protecting my daughters.
**[21:16] Casserole**
It's nothing.
**[21:16] Casserole**
Now, let's hurry inside.
**[21:22] Pas**
Come, let's go.
**[21:24] Petra**
Right...
**[21:29] Pas**
*Understandable, I suppose.*
**[21:39] Petra**
It's my first time in the basement here.
**[21:42] Petra**
We're going quite far down, aren't we?
**[21:45] Licorice**
S-Sister...
**[21:54] Pas**
You'll be safe.
**[21:56] Pas**
We're with you.
**[23:37] Pas**
Next time on *Sweet Reincarnation*...
***SIGN*** Schemes and Frothy Hearts
**[23:39] Pas**
"Schemes and Frothy Hearts."
**[23:41] Pas**
Bon appétit!
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***SIGN*** Enishi Shiobe