E3 - Apple Pie and Smiles

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[00:17] Agnes
    We've won, then?
[00:19] Villager 2
    Yes, milady!
[00:19] Villager 2
    We have a few dozen bandits in custody.
[00:22] Agnes
    Are my husband and Pas uninjured?
[00:24] Villager 2
    His Lordship is safe.
[00:26] Villager 2
    Lord Pas took a blow to the arm.
[00:29] Agnes
    A blow?
[00:30] Agnes
    Oh, what will I do?
[00:32] Josephine
    I'm sure it's just a scratch...
[00:33] Josephine
    Isn't it?
[00:35] Villager 2
    Oh, of course!
[00:36] Villager 2
    There's nothing to worry about.
[00:40] Josephine
    Surely they know Mother is
    sick with worry about them.
[00:44] Josephine
    Why haven't Father or Pas come home yet?
[00:49] Pas
    The rightmost stack is for
    the main village here.
[00:52] Pas
    Please take the remainder
    back to your own villages.
[00:55] Villagers
    Milord!
[01:02] Narrator
    This is the tale of a genius patissier
    who died before his time,
[01:07] Narrator
    and was reincarnated as the son
    of a poor noble in another world
[01:11] Narrator
    to pursue a world full
    of desserts and smiles.
[01:15] Narrator
    It's a tale that is at once cold
    and unsparing, and syrupy sweet.
[01:21] Narrator
    His dream is to create this
    world's very own land of sweets!
SIGN    Sweet Reincarnation
SIGN    Apple Pie and Smiles
[03:03] Casserole
    Keep them all tied up separately!
[03:06] Cointreau/Glacage
    My lord!
[03:11] Feuille
    Is the plan still to ship them
    off to the County of Retes?
[03:15] Casserole
    That seems the most sensible way.
[03:17] Casserole
    They can claim they dealt with the bandits
    rather than simply driving them out.
[03:21] Casserole
    That will allow the Count to save face.
[03:24] Feuille
    And what sort of gratitude
    can we expect in return?
[03:27] Casserole
    We'll have to talk that out.
[03:30] Casserole
    We'll at least need compensation
    for our campaign expenses,
[03:33] Casserole
    and the losses suffered from temporarily
    sealing the other two villages.
[03:39] Casserole
    Next! Glacage!
[03:41] Glacage
    My lord!
[03:42] Casserole
    For tremendous contributions
    to the front-line defense,
[03:45] Casserole
    I award you one spear and one silver coin!
[03:48] Glacage
    Thank you, my lord!
[03:50] Casserole
    Next! Marcarullo, Luminito!
[03:53] Marc//Lumi
    Coming! Coming!
[03:56] Marc
    Why'd he call us both together?
[03:58] Lumi
    That's what I wanna know!
[03:59] Casserole
    You both served well as Pas's assistants.
[04:04] Casserole
    I award you each a sword and a bag of barley!
[04:07] Lumi
    Score!
[04:09] Marc
    Th-Thanks!
[04:14] Marc
    Kinda makes you blush, right, Lumi?
[04:17] Lumi
    Yeah.
[04:19] Lumi
    And boy, this is heavy...
[04:22] Pas
    I'll help!
[04:23] Lumi
    Pas! Thanks so much!
[04:26] Pas
    You both did so great!
[04:29] Marc
    Maybe not as good as you, Pas...
[04:31] Marc
    But we kinda held our own, right?
[04:33] Lumi
    I totally threw more stones than you, though!
[04:37] Marc
    I'm the one who hit that bandit
    in the head at the end!
[04:38] Pas
    I'm so glad that no one died,
[04:41] Marc
    The next suzerain lord will
    be just fine with us around!
[04:41] Pas
    and we can get right back to life as it was.
[04:44] Lumi
    You can put your full trust in us.
[04:46] Pas
    I'm relying on you both.
[04:49] Marc
    Mom, look!
[04:51] Marc
    His Lordship granted me
    a sword for my service!
[04:54] Marc
    Some barley, too!
[04:55] Marc's Sister
    You're awesome, Big Brother!
[04:57] Marc's Brother
    Awthome!
[04:58] Marc's Mother
    You made it home safely.
    That's all I care about.
[05:04] Marc's Mother
    My fool of a son didn't cause
    you any trouble, did he, milord?
[05:10] Pas
    Marc and Lumi both did great!
[05:13] Pas
    I think they'll both be indispensable
    to Morteln's future!
[05:19] Lumi's Grandfather
    Great work, Lumi! That's my grandkid!
[05:22] Lumi
    Hey, that hurts!
[05:25] Lumi's Grandfather
    To think you'd be aiding our lord
    and his son at such a young age!
[05:28] Lumi
    Grandpa, you're breaking my back!
[05:31] Villager A
    We brought the wine, sir!
[05:33] Lumi's Grandfather
    Sure, come on in!
[05:34] Lumi's Grandfather
    It's time to celebrate our victory!
[05:37] Villager B
    Eh? Your father's not back yet?
[05:39] Lumi
    Yeah, he said he still had
    some business with Marc's dad.
[05:44] Villager A
    It's a shame we missed him!
[05:46] Villager A
    But hey, the young lord is here!
[05:49] Villager B
    Great timing!
[05:51] Villager B
    Come celebrate with us!
[05:53] Pas
    Oh, I'd love to!
[05:54] Marc
    Can we drink?!
[05:56] Villager C
    Don't be stupid! You and
    the young lord get milk!
[05:59] Marc
    Shucks.
[06:01] Villagers
    Cheers!
[06:05] Villager A
    I can't believe Lumi and Marc got rewards!
[06:07] Villager B
    Seriously! I thought those little
    rapscallions were nothing but trouble!
[06:12] Lumi's Grandfather
    Now I can walk down the road
    with my head held high!
[06:15] Villager C
    Ah, but the children's ambush the
    young lord led was truly magnificent!
[06:19] Lumi's Grandfather
    Long live our next suzerain lord!
[06:20] Pas
    Now, at last, I can focus on making sweets!
[06:23] Pas
    Yes! I'm gonna make me a bonka pie!
[06:26] Pas
    To make it, I need...
[06:28] Pas
    Butter,
[06:30] Pas
    flour,
[06:31] Pas
    eggs...
[06:33] Pas
    Ah, but I'll still need
    something like cinnamon...
[06:38] Marc
    Sheesh! I'm so used to everyone
    always yelling at us,
[06:42] Marc
    it feels sorta weird when
    they say nice things, y'know?
[06:44] Lumi
    Always yelling at you, you mean.
[06:47] Marc
    Aw, c'mon! You get yelled at, too!
[06:50] Marc
    Say, what do you think
    they did with the bandits?
[06:53] Lumi
    They put 'em in the shed
    in the main village, right?
[06:56] Marc
    Let's go check 'em out!
[06:58] Marc
    As future retainers to the lord of this land,
[07:01] Marc
    it's our duty to monitor the prisoners!
[07:04] Lumi
    Right!
[07:09] Villager 1
    It's not safe for children to be here!
[07:12] Lumi
    C'mon, it'll just be a second!
[07:14] Villager 1
    I said no! Go home!
[07:17] Marc
    C'mon, you stingy jerk!
[07:19] Lumi
    Treating us like kids... those big jerks!
[07:29] Lumi
    What's gotten into you?!
[07:32] Marc
    Just watch this!
[07:38] Villager 1
    Wh-What was that?
[07:39] Villager 2
    It came from back there!
[07:54] Marc
    H-H-Hey...
[07:57] Marc
    Not so tough, are they?
[07:58] Helm
    Hey, kid.
[08:00] Helm
    That sword on your hip.
[08:02] Helm
    Where'd you get it?
[08:04] Marc
    I-It was a reward!
[08:06] Helm
    See, that used to be my sword.
[08:10] Helm
    Once they turn me in, I'm dead for sure.
[08:14] Helm
    Before I die, I'd like to teach 
    you how to really use my sword...
[08:19] Marc
    How to really use it?
[08:20] Helm
    Well, yeah.
[08:22] Helm
    If you use it right, it'll let you use magic!
[08:25] Marc
    Magic?!
[08:27] Marc
    Like Pas?
[08:28] Helm
    Draw the sword and hold it up in both hands.
[08:32] Lumi
    C'mon, Marc. Don't listen to that jerk!
[08:37] Marc
    L-Like this?
[08:38] Lumi
    Marc!
[08:40] Helm
    Yeah, that's right. You're a natural.
[08:43] Marc
    R-Really?
[08:45] Helm
    Now, say the magic words.
[08:47] Marc
    Magic words?
[08:48] Helm
    It's pretty dangerous, so I don't
    wanna let your friend there hear.
[08:52] Helm
    Come in close.
[08:58] Marc
    What're the magic words?
[09:00] Helm
    Listen up...
[09:03] Lumi
    Marc!
[09:16] Marc
    Lumi!
[09:24] Villager 1
    What happened?!
[09:27] Helm
    Stay back!
[09:29] Villager D
    Emergency!
[09:31] Villager D
    One of the bandits hurt Lumi!
[09:33] Lumi's Grandfather
    What?!
[09:34] Villager A
    One of the bandits?
[09:39] Pas
    Oh, no!
[09:43] Helm
    Outta the way, or the kid loses his head!
[09:45] Villager 2
    Someone tell His Lordship!
[09:47] Villager 3
    Surround him! Don't let him escape!
[09:50] Bandit
    Chief, save us too!
[09:52] Helm
    Screw you!
[09:54] Helm
    If you wanna be saved, do it yourselves!
[09:59] Villager 3
    Lumi! You okay?
[10:04] Pas
    What are you doing?
[10:08] Pas
    Lumi needs treatment at once.
[10:10] Pas
    Lumi! Lumi!
[10:15] Pas
    Stop the bleeding.
[10:16] Pas
    It doesn't matter if it leaves a scar!
[10:19] Villager 2
    R-Right!
[10:21] Pas
    Where's the bandit?
[10:22] Villager 1
    He stole a horse and fled!
[10:24] Pas
    In which direction?
[10:25] Villager 1
    To the east!
[10:26] Pas
    The east...
[10:28] Pas
    Look after Lumi!
[10:32] Pas
    The traps set in the east mountains to
    deter the bandits should still be in place.
[10:38] Pas
    If I can avoid a fatal blow,
    I can use my replication
[10:41] Pas
    to copy any wound I receive back onto him.
[10:44] Pas
    If worse comes to worst, I can force a draw.
[10:48] Pas
    Wait a minute.
[10:50] Pas
    If I can replicate anything I see...
[10:54] Pas
    Is it possible...
[10:56] Casserole
    And then Pas went in pursuit on his own?!
[10:59] Feuille
    You idiot! Why didn't you stop him?!
[11:02] Villager 1
    I-It happened so quickly...
[11:05] Casserole
    Feuille, follow me.
[11:06] Feuille
    I'll go.
[11:08] Feuille
    If he's got allies out there,
[11:10] Feuille
    they could meet up and turn
    the tables on their pursuers.
[11:13] Feuille
    You should stay here with
    Glacage and get ready.
[11:18] Casserole
    Feuille?
[11:19] Feuille
    If word of the escape gets out, it will
    be a blow to the villagers' morale.
[11:23] Feuille
    At times like this, your job is to make
    a show of strength and reassure them.
[11:34] Feuille
    Summon Cointreau.
[11:36] Villager 1
    Sir!
[11:38] Marc
    Let me go!
[11:40] Marc
    Lemme go already!
[11:42] Helm
    Annoying little brat!
[11:44] Helm
    Just shut u—
[11:49] Helm
    D-Damn it!
[11:52] Marc
    Ouch...
[11:55] Marc
    Pas!
[12:01] Helm
    You again!
[12:03] Helm
    Are you the one who set this
    stupid little trap, too?
[12:06] Helm
    You've got some wiles for a little brat...
[12:11] Pas
    Marc, stay back!
[12:14] Helm
    You want a real duel, eh?
[12:18] Casserole
    Hold it so tight, I could tear
    off your hands before you'd let go!
[12:22] Helm
    Bring it on, kid.
[12:28] Helm
    Nice charge for a brat!
[12:35] Helm
    He might think he can replicate
    a wound onto me with his magic...
[12:38] Helm
    I won't let him!
[12:40] Helm
    I'll finish him off in a single stroke!
[12:46] Helm
    What's the matter, brat?
[12:47] Marc
    Pas, run! I'm not worth it!
[12:49] Pas
    No! I'll never abandon you, Marc!
[12:55] Pas
    You're my lieutenant, remember?
[12:58] Marc
    Pas...
[12:59] Helm
    What a beautiful show of friendship!
[13:05] Helm
    So long, brat!
[13:08] Marc
    Pas!
[13:19] Feuille
    I can't find him!
[13:21] Feuille
    Where'd he get off to?
[13:23] Feuille
    Kid!
[13:27] Cointreau
    The horse came from this direction!
[13:31] Cointreau
    Marc!
[13:32] Cointreau
    Lord Pas!
[13:36] Feuille
    Is this...
[13:38] Feuille
    The kid's sword...
[13:48] Feuille
    How am I going to tell them?
[13:53] Pas
    Oh! Welcome back, Feuille!
[14:01] Feuille
    Kid?!
[14:03] Casserole
    He returned here with Marc not long ago.
[14:06] Casserole
    I got Marc home.
[14:09] Casserole
    Agnes took Pas in her arms
    and refused to let go,
[14:13] Casserole
    and eventually fell asleep just like that.
[14:15] Feuille
    So I just missed them on the way back?!
[14:17] Casserole
    I'm sorry.
[14:18] Feuille
    It's not possible!
[14:20] Feuille
    We followed right after him!
     How'd he get past us?!
[14:23] Casserole
    Pas, explain yourself.
[14:26] Pas
    Well... about that, you see...
[14:29] Pas
    It's an extremely complicated
    set of circumstances
[14:31] Pas
    requiring a highly detailed explanation...
[14:34] Pas
    So if it could wait,
    perhaps, for another day...
[14:36] Casserole
    Pas!
[14:38] Pas
    I replicated Father's magic onto
    myself earlier and used that.
[14:42] Casserole
    My teleportation?
[14:44] Feuille
    You replicated it onto yourself?
[14:46] Pas
    My magic lets me replicate
    a copy of anything onto anything else,
[14:49] Pas
    as long as it's countable and I've
    seen or interfaced with the original.
[14:55] Pas
    That includes other people's magic spells.
[15:00] Pas
    And so...
[15:04] Casserole
    I had a feeling that's what it was.
[15:06] Casserole
    Pas, a word of warning for you.
[15:09] Pas
    Y-Yes?
SIGN    Lecture Lecture Lecture
[15:12] Casserole
    You are hereby forbidden from telling anyone
    you can use other people's magic spells,
[15:16] Casserole
    or using those spells in front of others!
[15:19] Casserole
    Use of magic on the battlefield
    is extremely dangerous!
[15:22] Casserole
    Using it the wrong way could
    kill you very quickly!
[15:26] Casserole
    You may have replicated my
    teleportation onto yourself,
[15:28] Casserole
    but you could still teleport inside
    of a rock or deep into the ground!
[15:33] Pas
    I knew this would happen!
[15:38] Casserole
    If it got out that he could
    replicate any other form of magic,
[15:44] Casserole
    others might come after
    him as a human weapon.
[15:48] Feuille
    I wish we hadn't let that
    bandit leader get away.
[15:52] Casserole
    We'll just have to pray he's disposed
    of before he reveals the secret.
[16:03] Pas
    It sounds like Lumi's going to pull through.
[16:07] Pas
    I was about to pay her a visit.
[16:09] Pas
    Want to come along?
[16:13] Marc
    How am I supposed to face her?
[16:16] Marc
    It's my fault. My fault...
[16:19] Marc
    If I'd listened to Lumi and
    just ignored that bandit,
[16:24] Marc
    she never would've been hurt.
[16:26] Pas
    Moping around here won't
    make things any better.
[16:30] Pas
    Say you're sorry to her.
[16:39] Lumi
    Hey! To what do I owe
    these two fine visitors?
[16:42] Pas
    How are you healing up?
[16:44] Lumi
    Dad says I'm all better now...
[16:46] Lumi
    But when I try to go out
    to play, he yells at me!
[16:50] Pas
    I'm glad you seem well.
[16:52] Pas
    I'm going to borrow your kitchen.
[16:56] Lumi
    Marc, what's got you so down?
[17:01] Pas
    What I want to do now isn't
    fighting or dealing with bandits.
[17:08] Pas
    It's bringing smiles to faces!
[18:21] Marc
    Lumi...
[18:22] Marc
    I'm sorry!
[18:24] Lumi
    H-Hey, where'd that come from?!
[18:25] Lumi
    You're freaking me out!
[18:27] Marc
    But... it's my fault you got injured!
[18:30] Lumi
    It's fine.
[18:31] Lumi
    The bandit's the one who did it.
[18:34] Marc
    But only 'cause I was a total idiot!
[18:36] Marc
    I'm sorry! I'm really sorry!
[18:38] Lumi
    I told you, it's fine!
[18:50] Marc
    What smells so good?
[18:53] Pas
    Sounds you you got out a proper apology.
[18:56] Lumi
    Wh-What's that? It looks delicious!
[18:59] Pas
    It's apple--
[19:00] Pas
    I mean, bonka pie!
[19:02] Marc
    Bonka pie?!
[19:03] Pas
    My way of helping Lumi feel
    better, and cheering up Marc.
[19:07] Pas
    Go on, try it!
[19:10] Lumi
    Awesome! That one's mine!
[19:12] Marc
    Hey, I was gonna take that one!
[19:16] Lumi
    Early bird gets the worm!
[19:21] Marc/Lumi
    It's good!
[19:23] Marc
    It's good! It's so darn good!
[19:25] Lumi
    My wound doesn't even hurt anymore!
[19:28] Pas
    Glad to hear it!
[19:29] Pas
    Try these, too!
[19:31] Pas
    Bonkas in honey!
[19:37] Lumi/Marc
    S-So sour!
[19:40] Pas
    Right?
[19:41] Marc
    These are really the same fruit?!
[19:43] Pas
    Yes!
[19:44] Pas
    Every bonka tastes different.
    Some are sweeter, some are tart.
[19:50] Pas
    When an ingredient is that idiosyncratic,
[19:52] Pas
    you need real skill to prepare it in
    a way that harmonizes the flavors.
[19:57] Pas
    I think it's the same with people.
[19:59] Pas
    Marc, you have your own
    aspects that make you unique,
[20:02] Pas
    and I'm going to make those aspects shine!
[20:05] Marc
    Pas...
[20:06] Pas
    I think this experience has
    deepened your flavor profile.
[20:10] Pas
    I want you to take what you've learned
    from this and work hard to improve.
[20:14] Pas
    If you're gonna be my lieutenant, that is!
[20:19] Marc
    I am! I totally am!
[20:23] Glacage
    Marc...
[20:26] Lumi
    Hey, Dad! Welcome back!
[20:28] Marc
    S-Sir...
[20:30] Glacage
    You've wounded my precious
    daughter, have you?!
[20:36] Pas
    G-Glacage, calm down!
[20:40] Glacage
    Guess you'll have to make up for
    it by marrying my Lumi some day!
[20:46] Glacage
    This little tomboy of mine ain't
    gonna land a man on her own!
[20:50] Marc
    M-Marry?!
[20:51] Glacage
    Sound good to you, Lumi?
[20:52] Marc
    Of course it doe—
[20:54] Lumi
    Sounds fine to me.
[20:59] Glacage
    Well, that's that!
[21:02] Lumi
    Just four slices left, huh?
[21:04] Lumi
    Here.
[21:05] Glacage
    What's this, now?
[21:07] Lumi
    Bonka pie. Pas made it.
[21:09] Pas
    Help yourself, Glacage.
[21:11] Glacage
    As you wish.
[21:12] Marc
    Hey, what about mine?!
[21:14] Lumi
    A husband's assets belong to his wife, right?
[21:19] Lumi
    Which means I'm taking
    all the rest of the pie!
[21:23] Glacage
    She's cracking the whip already, eh?
[21:25] Glacage
    Better keep your wits about you!
[21:28] Pas
    So good!
[21:32] Pas
    Sweets really do bring smiles to faces.
[21:35] Pas
    But I'm just getting started!
[21:37] Glacage
    That's great!
[21:39] Pas
    I'm gonna do it!
[21:40] Pas
    I'm gonna make everyone
    happy in a land of sweets!
[23:17] Retes
    The bandits were dispatched
    in the Fief of Morteln?
[23:20] Coaton
    Yes.
[23:21] Coaton
    They rounded up every single one of
    the stragglers from our territory.
[23:30] Retes
    Dealing with this could be quite troublesome.
[23:37] Retes
    Next time on Sweet Reincarnation...
SIGN    A Spicy Negotiation and Sweet Baked Treats
[23:39] Retes
    "A Spicy Negotiation and Sweet Baked Treats."
SIGN    Illustration: