# E3 - Apple Pie and Smiles
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**[00:17] Agnes**
We've won, then?
**[00:19] Villager 2**
Yes, milady!
**[00:19] Villager 2**
We have a few dozen bandits in custody.
**[00:22] Agnes**
Are my husband and Pas uninjured?
**[00:24] Villager 2**
His Lordship is safe.
**[00:26] Villager 2**
Lord Pas took a blow to the arm.
**[00:29] Agnes**
A blow?
**[00:30] Agnes**
Oh, what will I do?
**[00:32] Josephine**
I'm sure it's just a scratch...
**[00:33] Josephine**
Isn't it?
**[00:35] Villager 2**
Oh, of course!
**[00:36] Villager 2**
There's nothing to worry about.
**[00:40] Josephine**
Surely they know Mother is
sick with worry about them.
**[00:44] Josephine**
Why haven't Father or Pas come home yet?
**[00:49] Pas**
The rightmost stack is for
the main village here.
**[00:52] Pas**
Please take the remainder
back to your own villages.
**[00:55] Villagers**
Milord!
**[01:02] Narrator**
* This is the tale of a genius patissier*
* who died before his time,*
**[01:07] Narrator**
* and was reincarnated as the son*
* of a poor noble in another world*
**[01:11] Narrator**
* to pursue a world full*
* of desserts and smiles.*
**[01:15] Narrator**
* It's a tale that is at once cold*
* and unsparing, and syrupy sweet.*
**[01:21] Narrator**
* His dream is to create this*
* world's very own land of sweets!*
***SIGN*** Sweet Reincarnation
***SIGN*** Apple Pie and Smiles
**[03:03] Casserole**
Keep them all tied up separately!
**[03:06] Cointreau/Glacage**
My lord!
**[03:11] Feuille**
Is the plan still to ship them
off to the County of Retes?
**[03:15] Casserole**
That seems the most sensible way.
**[03:17] Casserole**
They can claim they dealt with the bandits
rather than simply driving them out.
**[03:21] Casserole**
That will allow the Count to save face.
**[03:24] Feuille**
And what sort of gratitude
can we expect in return?
**[03:27] Casserole**
We'll have to talk that out.
**[03:30] Casserole**
We'll at least need compensation
for our campaign expenses,
**[03:33] Casserole**
and the losses suffered from temporarily
sealing the other two villages.
**[03:39] Casserole**
Next! Glacage!
**[03:41] Glacage**
My lord!
**[03:42] Casserole**
For tremendous contributions
to the front-line defense,
**[03:45] Casserole**
I award you one spear and one silver coin!
**[03:48] Glacage**
Thank you, my lord!
**[03:50] Casserole**
Next! Marcarullo, Luminito!
**[03:53] Marc//Lumi**
Coming! Coming!
**[03:56] Marc**
Why'd he call us both together?
**[03:58] Lumi**
That's what I wanna know!
**[03:59] Casserole**
You both served well as Pas's assistants.
**[04:04] Casserole**
I award you each a sword and a bag of barley!
**[04:07] Lumi**
Score!
**[04:09] Marc**
Th-Thanks!
**[04:14] Marc**
Kinda makes you blush, right, Lumi?
**[04:17] Lumi**
Yeah.
**[04:19] Lumi**
And boy, this is heavy...
**[04:22] Pas**
I'll help!
**[04:23] Lumi**
Pas! Thanks so much!
**[04:26] Pas**
You both did so great!
**[04:29] Marc**
Maybe not as good as you, Pas...
**[04:31] Marc**
But we kinda held our own, right?
**[04:33] Lumi**
I totally threw more stones than you, though!
**[04:37] Marc**
I'm the one who hit that bandit
in the head at the end!
**[04:38] Pas**
*I'm so glad that no one died,*
**[04:41] Marc**
The next suzerain lord will
be just fine with us around!
**[04:41] Pas**
*and we can get right back to life as it was.*
**[04:44] Lumi**
You can put your full trust in us.
**[04:46] Pas**
I'm relying on you both.
**[04:49] Marc**
Mom, look!
**[04:51] Marc**
His Lordship granted me
a sword for my service!
**[04:54] Marc**
Some barley, too!
**[04:55] Marc's Sister**
You're awesome, Big Brother!
**[04:57] Marc's Brother**
Awthome!
**[04:58] Marc's Mother**
You made it home safely.
That's all I care about.
**[05:04] Marc's Mother**
My fool of a son didn't cause
you any trouble, did he, milord?
**[05:10] Pas**
Marc and Lumi both did great!
**[05:13] Pas**
I think they'll both be indispensable
to Morteln's future!
**[05:19] Lumi's Grandfather**
Great work, Lumi! That's my grandkid!
**[05:22] Lumi**
Hey, that hurts!
**[05:25] Lumi's Grandfather**
To think you'd be aiding our lord
and his son at such a young age!
**[05:28] Lumi**
Grandpa, you're breaking my back!
**[05:31] Villager A**
We brought the wine, sir!
**[05:33] Lumi's Grandfather**
Sure, come on in!
**[05:34] Lumi's Grandfather**
It's time to celebrate our victory!
**[05:37] Villager B**
Eh? Your father's not back yet?
**[05:39] Lumi**
Yeah, he said he still had
some business with Marc's dad.
**[05:44] Villager A**
It's a shame we missed him!
**[05:46] Villager A**
But hey, the young lord is here!
**[05:49] Villager B**
Great timing!
**[05:51] Villager B**
Come celebrate with us!
**[05:53] Pas**
Oh, I'd love to!
**[05:54] Marc**
Can we drink?!
**[05:56] Villager C**
Don't be stupid! You and
the young lord get milk!
**[05:59] Marc**
Shucks.
**[06:01] Villagers**
Cheers!
**[06:05] Villager A**
I can't believe Lumi and Marc got rewards!
**[06:07] Villager B**
Seriously! I thought those little
rapscallions were nothing but trouble!
**[06:12] Lumi's Grandfather**
Now I can walk down the road
with my head held high!
**[06:15] Villager C**
Ah, but the children's ambush the
young lord led was truly magnificent!
**[06:19] Lumi's Grandfather**
Long live our next suzerain lord!
**[06:20] Pas**
*Now, at last, I can focus on making sweets!*
**[06:23] Pas**
*Yes! I'm gonna make me a bonka pie!*
**[06:26] Pas**
*To make it, I need...*
**[06:28] Pas**
*Butter,*
**[06:30] Pas**
*flour,*
**[06:31] Pas**
*eggs...*
**[06:33] Pas**
* Ah, but I'll still need*
* something like cinnamon...*
**[06:38] Marc**
Sheesh! I'm so used to everyone
always yelling at us,
**[06:42] Marc**
it feels sorta weird when
they say nice things, y'know?
**[06:44] Lumi**
Always yelling at *you*, you mean.
**[06:47] Marc**
Aw, c'mon! You get yelled at, too!
**[06:50] Marc**
Say, what do you think
they did with the bandits?
**[06:53] Lumi**
They put 'em in the shed
in the main village, right?
**[06:56] Marc**
Let's go check 'em out!
**[06:58] Marc**
As future retainers to the lord of this land,
**[07:01] Marc**
it's our duty to monitor the prisoners!
**[07:04] Lumi**
Right!
**[07:09] Villager 1**
It's not safe for children to be here!
**[07:12] Lumi**
C'mon, it'll just be a second!
**[07:14] Villager 1**
I said no! Go home!
**[07:17] Marc**
C'mon, you stingy jerk!
**[07:19] Lumi**
Treating us like kids... those big jerks!
**[07:29] Lumi**
What's gotten into you?!
**[07:32] Marc**
Just watch this!
**[07:38] Villager 1**
Wh-What was that?
**[07:39] Villager 2**
It came from back there!
**[07:54] Marc**
H-H-Hey...
**[07:57] Marc**
Not so tough, are they?
**[07:58] Helm**
Hey, kid.
**[08:00] Helm**
That sword on your hip.
**[08:02] Helm**
Where'd you get it?
**[08:04] Marc**
I-It was a reward!
**[08:06] Helm**
See, that used to be my sword.
**[08:10] Helm**
Once they turn me in, I'm dead for sure.
**[08:14] Helm**
Before I die, I'd like to teach
you how to *really* use my sword...
**[08:19] Marc**
How to *really* use it?
**[08:20] Helm**
Well, yeah.
**[08:22] Helm**
If you use it right, it'll let you use magic!
**[08:25] Marc**
Magic?!
**[08:27] Marc**
*Like Pas?*
**[08:28] Helm**
Draw the sword and hold it up in both hands.
**[08:32] Lumi**
C'mon, Marc. Don't listen to that jerk!
**[08:37] Marc**
L-Like this?
**[08:38] Lumi**
Marc!
**[08:40] Helm**
Yeah, that's right. You're a natural.
**[08:43] Marc**
R-Really?
**[08:45] Helm**
Now, say the magic words.
**[08:47] Marc**
Magic words?
**[08:48] Helm**
It's pretty dangerous, so I don't
wanna let your friend there hear.
**[08:52] Helm**
Come in close.
**[08:58] Marc**
What're the magic words?
**[09:00] Helm**
Listen up...
**[09:03] Lumi**
Marc!
**[09:16] Marc**
Lumi!
**[09:24] Villager 1**
What happened?!
**[09:27] Helm**
Stay back!
**[09:29] Villager D**
Emergency!
**[09:31] Villager D**
One of the bandits hurt Lumi!
**[09:33] Lumi's Grandfather**
What?!
**[09:34] Villager A**
One of the bandits?
**[09:39] Pas**
Oh, no!
**[09:43] Helm**
Outta the way, or the kid loses his head!
**[09:45] Villager 2**
Someone tell His Lordship!
**[09:47] Villager 3**
Surround him! Don't let him escape!
**[09:50] Bandit**
Chief, save us too!
**[09:52] Helm**
Screw you!
**[09:54] Helm**
If you wanna be saved, do it yourselves!
**[09:59] Villager 3**
Lumi! You okay?
**[10:04] Pas**
What are you doing?
**[10:08] Pas**
Lumi needs treatment at once.
**[10:10] Pas**
Lumi! Lumi!
**[10:15] Pas**
Stop the bleeding.
**[10:16] Pas**
It doesn't matter if it leaves a scar!
**[10:19] Villager 2**
R-Right!
**[10:21] Pas**
Where's the bandit?
**[10:22] Villager 1**
He stole a horse and fled!
**[10:24] Pas**
In which direction?
**[10:25] Villager 1**
To the east!
**[10:26] Pas**
*The east...*
**[10:28] Pas**
Look after Lumi!
**[10:32] Pas**
* The traps set in the east mountains to*
* deter the bandits should still be in place.*
**[10:38] Pas**
* If I can avoid a fatal blow,*
* I can use my replication*
**[10:41] Pas**
*to copy any wound I receive back onto him.*
**[10:44] Pas**
*If worse comes to worst, I can force a draw.*
**[10:48] Pas**
*Wait a minute.*
**[10:50] Pas**
*If I can replicate anything I see...*
**[10:54] Pas**
*Is it possible...*
**[10:56] Casserole**
And then Pas went in pursuit on his own?!
**[10:59] Feuille**
You idiot! Why didn't you stop him?!
**[11:02] Villager 1**
I-It happened so quickly...
**[11:05] Casserole**
Feuille, follow me.
**[11:06] Feuille**
I'll go.
**[11:08] Feuille**
If he's got allies out there,
**[11:10] Feuille**
they could meet up and turn
the tables on their pursuers.
**[11:13] Feuille**
You should stay here with
Glacage and get ready.
**[11:18] Casserole**
Feuille?
**[11:19] Feuille**
If word of the escape gets out, it will
be a blow to the villagers' morale.
**[11:23] Feuille**
At times like this, your job is to make
a show of strength and reassure them.
**[11:34] Feuille**
Summon Cointreau.
**[11:36] Villager 1**
Sir!
**[11:38] Marc**
Let me go!
**[11:40] Marc**
Lemme go already!
**[11:42] Helm**
Annoying little brat!
**[11:44] Helm**
Just shut u—
**[11:49] Helm**
D-Damn it!
**[11:52] Marc**
Ouch...
**[11:55] Marc**
Pas!
**[12:01] Helm**
You again!
**[12:03] Helm**
Are you the one who set this
stupid little trap, too?
**[12:06] Helm**
You've got some wiles for a little brat...
**[12:11] Pas**
Marc, stay back!
**[12:14] Helm**
You want a real duel, eh?
**[12:18] Casserole**
* Hold it so tight, I could tear*
* off your hands before you'd let go!*
**[12:22] Helm**
Bring it on, kid.
**[12:28] Helm**
Nice charge for a brat!
**[12:35] Helm**
* He might think he can replicate*
* a wound onto me with his magic...*
**[12:38] Helm**
*I won't let him!*
**[12:40] Helm**
*I'll finish him off in a single stroke!*
**[12:46] Helm**
What's the matter, brat?
**[12:47] Marc**
Pas, run! I'm not worth it!
**[12:49] Pas**
No! I'll never abandon you, Marc!
**[12:55] Pas**
You're my lieutenant, remember?
**[12:58] Marc**
Pas...
**[12:59] Helm**
What a beautiful show of friendship!
**[13:05] Helm**
So long, brat!
**[13:08] Marc**
Pas!
**[13:19] Feuille**
I can't find him!
**[13:21] Feuille**
Where'd he get off to?
**[13:23] Feuille**
Kid!
**[13:27] Cointreau**
The horse came from this direction!
**[13:31] Cointreau**
Marc!
**[13:32] Cointreau**
Lord Pas!
**[13:36] Feuille**
Is this...
**[13:38] Feuille**
The kid's sword...
**[13:48] Feuille**
How am I going to tell them?
**[13:53] Pas**
Oh! Welcome back, Feuille!
**[14:01] Feuille**
Kid?!
**[14:03] Casserole**
He returned here with Marc not long ago.
**[14:06] Casserole**
I got Marc home.
**[14:09] Casserole**
Agnes took Pas in her arms
and refused to let go,
**[14:13] Casserole**
and eventually fell asleep just like that.
**[14:15] Feuille**
So I just missed them on the way back?!
**[14:17] Casserole**
I'm sorry.
**[14:18] Feuille**
It's not possible!
**[14:20] Feuille**
We followed right after him!
How'd he get past us?!
**[14:23] Casserole**
Pas, explain yourself.
**[14:26] Pas**
Well... about that, you see...
**[14:29] Pas**
It's an extremely complicated
set of circumstances
**[14:31] Pas**
requiring a highly detailed explanation...
**[14:34] Pas**
So if it could wait,
perhaps, for another day...
**[14:36] Casserole**
Pas!
**[14:38] Pas**
I replicated Father's magic onto
myself earlier and used that.
**[14:42] Casserole**
My teleportation?
**[14:44] Feuille**
You replicated it onto yourself?
**[14:46] Pas**
My magic lets me replicate
a copy of anything onto anything else,
**[14:49] Pas**
as long as it's countable and I've
seen or interfaced with the original.
**[14:55] Pas**
That includes other people's magic spells.
**[15:00] Pas**
And so...
**[15:04] Casserole**
I had a feeling that's what it was.
**[15:06] Casserole**
Pas, a word of warning for you.
**[15:09] Pas**
Y-Yes?
***SIGN*** Lecture Lecture Lecture
**[15:12] Casserole**
You are hereby forbidden from telling anyone
you can use other people's magic spells,
**[15:16] Casserole**
or using those spells in front of others!
**[15:19] Casserole**
Use of magic on the battlefield
is extremely dangerous!
**[15:22] Casserole**
Using it the wrong way could
kill you very quickly!
**[15:26] Casserole**
You may have replicated my
teleportation onto yourself,
**[15:28] Casserole**
but you could still teleport inside
of a rock or deep into the ground!
**[15:33] Pas**
*I knew this would happen!*
**[15:38] Casserole**
If it got out that he could
replicate any other form of magic,
**[15:44] Casserole**
others might come after
him as a human weapon.
**[15:48] Feuille**
I wish we hadn't let that
bandit leader get away.
**[15:52] Casserole**
We'll just have to pray he's disposed
of before he reveals the secret.
**[16:03] Pas**
It sounds like Lumi's going to pull through.
**[16:07] Pas**
I was about to pay her a visit.
**[16:09] Pas**
Want to come along?
**[16:13] Marc**
How am I supposed to face her?
**[16:16] Marc**
It's my fault. My fault...
**[16:19] Marc**
If I'd listened to Lumi and
just ignored that bandit,
**[16:24] Marc**
she never would've been hurt.
**[16:26] Pas**
Moping around here won't
make things any better.
**[16:30] Pas**
Say you're sorry *to her*.
**[16:39] Lumi**
Hey! To what do I owe
these two fine visitors?
**[16:42] Pas**
How are you healing up?
**[16:44] Lumi**
Dad says I'm all better now...
**[16:46] Lumi**
But when I try to go out
to play, he yells at me!
**[16:50] Pas**
I'm glad you seem well.
**[16:52] Pas**
I'm going to borrow your kitchen.
**[16:56] Lumi**
Marc, what's got you so down?
**[17:01] Pas**
* What I want to do now isn't*
* fighting or dealing with bandits.*
**[17:08] Pas**
*It's bringing smiles to faces!*
**[18:21] Marc**
Lumi...
**[18:22] Marc**
I'm sorry!
**[18:24] Lumi**
H-Hey, where'd that come from?!
**[18:25] Lumi**
You're freaking me out!
**[18:27] Marc**
But... it's my fault you got injured!
**[18:30] Lumi**
It's fine.
**[18:31] Lumi**
The bandit's the one who did it.
**[18:34] Marc**
But only 'cause I was a total idiot!
**[18:36] Marc**
I'm sorry! I'm really sorry!
**[18:38] Lumi**
I told you, it's fine!
**[18:50] Marc**
What smells so good?
**[18:53] Pas**
Sounds you you got out a proper apology.
**[18:56] Lumi**
Wh-What's that? It looks delicious!
**[18:59] Pas**
It's apple--
**[19:00] Pas**
I mean, bonka pie!
**[19:02] Marc**
Bonka pie?!
**[19:03] Pas**
My way of helping Lumi feel
better, and cheering up Marc.
**[19:07] Pas**
Go on, try it!
**[19:10] Lumi**
Awesome! That one's mine!
**[19:12] Marc**
Hey, I was gonna take that one!
**[19:16] Lumi**
Early bird gets the worm!
**[19:21] Marc/Lumi**
It's good!
**[19:23] Marc**
It's good! It's so darn good!
**[19:25] Lumi**
My wound doesn't even hurt anymore!
**[19:28] Pas**
Glad to hear it!
**[19:29] Pas**
Try these, too!
**[19:31] Pas**
Bonkas in honey!
**[19:37] Lumi/Marc**
S-So sour!
**[19:40] Pas**
Right?
**[19:41] Marc**
These are really the same fruit?!
**[19:43] Pas**
Yes!
**[19:44] Pas**
Every bonka tastes different.
Some are sweeter, some are tart.
**[19:50] Pas**
When an ingredient is that idiosyncratic,
**[19:52] Pas**
you need real skill to prepare it in
a way that harmonizes the flavors.
**[19:57] Pas**
I think it's the same with people.
**[19:59] Pas**
Marc, you have your own
aspects that make you unique,
**[20:02] Pas**
and I'm going to make those aspects shine!
**[20:05] Marc**
Pas...
**[20:06] Pas**
I think this experience has
deepened your flavor profile.
**[20:10] Pas**
I want you to take what you've learned
from this and work hard to improve.
**[20:14] Pas**
If you're gonna be my lieutenant, that is!
**[20:19] Marc**
I am! I totally am!
**[20:23] Glacage**
Marc...
**[20:26] Lumi**
Hey, Dad! Welcome back!
**[20:28] Marc**
S-Sir...
**[20:30] Glacage**
You've wounded my precious
daughter, have you?!
**[20:36] Pas**
G-Glacage, calm down!
**[20:40] Glacage**
Guess you'll have to make up for
it by marrying my Lumi some day!
**[20:46] Glacage**
This little tomboy of mine ain't
gonna land a man on her own!
**[20:50] Marc**
M-Marry?!
**[20:51] Glacage**
Sound good to you, Lumi?
**[20:52] Marc**
Of course it doe—
**[20:54] Lumi**
Sounds fine to me.
**[20:59] Glacage**
Well, that's that!
**[21:02] Lumi**
Just four slices left, huh?
**[21:04] Lumi**
Here.
**[21:05] Glacage**
What's this, now?
**[21:07] Lumi**
Bonka pie. Pas made it.
**[21:09] Pas**
Help yourself, Glacage.
**[21:11] Glacage**
As you wish.
**[21:12] Marc**
Hey, what about mine?!
**[21:14] Lumi**
A husband's assets belong to his wife, right?
**[21:19] Lumi**
Which means I'm taking
all the rest of the pie!
**[21:23] Glacage**
She's cracking the whip already, eh?
**[21:25] Glacage**
Better keep your wits about you!
**[21:28] Pas**
*So good!*
**[21:32] Pas**
*Sweets really do bring smiles to faces.*
**[21:35] Pas**
*But I'm just getting started!*
**[21:37] Glacage**
That's great!
**[21:39] Pas**
*I'm gonna do it!*
**[21:40] Pas**
* I'm gonna make everyone*
* happy in a land of sweets!*
**[23:17] Retes**
The bandits were dispatched
in the Fief of Morteln?
**[23:20] Coaton**
Yes.
**[23:21] Coaton**
They rounded up every single one of
the stragglers from our territory.
**[23:30] Retes**
Dealing with this could be quite troublesome.
**[23:37] Retes**
Next time on *Sweet Reincarnation*...
***SIGN*** A Spicy Negotiation and Sweet Baked Treats
**[23:39] Retes**
"A Spicy Negotiation and Sweet Baked Treats."
***SIGN*** Illustration: