E11 - To Camp! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:10] Towa     Shintaro-sama?     Are we meeting up over there? SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 110 0 110 SIGN    Notice of the Occult Research Club     Summer Camp SIGN    Schedule — One Night, Two Days SIGN    Camp Venue — Hisui's Family's      Vacation Home SIGN    Note: Hisui's family will take you to      the location. SIGN    Meeting Place — Roof of the TRM      3rd Building by the Station SIGN    Meeting Time — 9 AM [00:15] Shintaro     I'm pretty sure. It says     "TRM 3rd Building by the Station." [00:25] Security     Tokumitsu-sama and Towa-sama, yes? [00:27] Security     Please come this way. [00:29] Shintaro     Huh? [00:30] Shintaro     O-Okay. [00:37] Shintaro     Uh, she did say her family would     take us to the location... [00:42] Shintaro     but what the heck is all this?! SIGN    Studio Apartment, Good Lighting, Angel Included [02:19] Hisui     Welcome. The vacation     home's right over there. [02:22] Hisui     We'll bring your baggage in later. [02:24] Towa     That was amazing. [02:24] Tsumugi     Yikes! My knees are still all shaky! [02:26] Towa     I had no idea such a means of travel existed. [02:27] Noel     Helicopter? Helicopter! [02:28] Towa     Amazing, amazing! It was     so amazing, it was amazing! [02:30] Shintaro     Calm down, Towa-chan! [02:32] Hisui     Um... [02:33] Tsumugi     Who are you really, Tsurumi-san? [02:36] Tsumugi     Wait... [02:38] Tsumugi     Tsurumi, as in "Tsurumi Enterprises"?! [02:41] Shintaro     Huh? What's that? [02:43] Tsumugi     One of Japan's big four conglomerates. SIGN    Tsurumi Heavy Industries     Tsurumi Manufacturing     Tsurumi Electric     Tsurumi Securities     Tsurumi Roadways     Tsurumi First Life     Tsurumi First Bank     Tsurumi Electro     Tsurumi Transport SIGN    Tsurumi Systems     Tsurumi Solutions     TRM Techno Inc.     Tsurumi Freight     Tsurumi Shipbuilding     Tsurumi Communications     Tsurumi Building Systems     Tsurumi Electric [02:45] ---     Does "Tsurumi Group" sound more familiar? [02:48] Noel     Oh, the one that always takes up     a huge chunk of TV show credits? [02:51] Lilishka     Hmph. I told you this before. [02:53] Lilishka     Her grandpa's the boss of the All-Japan     Kappa Federation that secretly runs Japan. [02:59] Shintaro     But how are those two things related? [03:01] Shintaro     Oh, wait. I guess they are? [03:04] Towa     You're amazing, Hisui-san! [03:06] Hisui     I'm not the one who's amazing. [03:09] Hisui     This way. [03:15] Kujaku     A very warm welcome to you all. [03:18] Shintaro     Suddenly, maids! [03:20] Kujaku     We are Hisui-sama's personal maids, [03:23] Kujaku     and we come from a long line of elite kappa [03:26] Kujaku     that have served the Tsurumi     clan's heirs for generations. [03:29] Kujaku     My name is Kujaku. [03:32] Aoi     I'm Aoi. [03:34] Aoi     By the way, we're twins. [03:35] Shintaro     Whoa, whoa! Slow down with the info dump! [03:39] Kujaku     Please come this way. [03:45] Noel     Wow, so many maids! [03:48] Towa     Thanks for having us.     We're looking forward to this. [03:52] Shintaro     Are they all kappa?! [03:55] Shintaro     They're all women, too. [03:57] Tsumugi     This place is huge. [03:59] Aoi     It's the smallest of the     Tsurumi clan's vacation homes. [04:04] Tsumugi     Oh, is that so... [04:06] Noel     Wow, such a pretty pond. [04:09] Towa     It's wonderful. [04:10] Towa     Exotic! [04:11] Tsumugi     Yeah, it's like Monet's Pond! [04:14] Kujaku     We're told this pond was built back     in the Edo period by a Tsurumi. [04:18] Shintaro     Wow... [04:20] Kujaku     Kappa are water gods. [04:22] Kujaku     In the Edo period, the Tsurumi clan [04:24] Kujaku     used their irrigation expertise to     gain a foothold in the Shogunate, [04:27] Kujaku     building the foundation of     the group we know today. [04:30] Tsumugi     That's so cool. [04:34] Aoi     That pond has a sorrowful     legend associated with it. [04:39] Aoi     The legend of two lovers who tried to     exchange their shirikodama out of love [04:43] Aoi     and met their maker... [04:47] Tsumugi     Th-There it is! Shirikodama talk! [04:49] Shintaro     Oh! Not my kappa tea. [04:53] Kujaku     It's said that any two who profess their     love by the pond will be together forever. [04:57] Tsumugi     Together in death, you mean! [05:00] Shintaro     Uh... So what exactly     are shirikodama, anyway? [05:04] Shintaro     Are they like souls or something? [05:07] Aoi     Sh-Shirikodama... are precious things     found in an orifice in one's lower half. [05:13] Kujaku     Shirikodama are shirikodama! [05:15] Kujaku     You're being inappropriate, Tokumitsu-sama! [05:18] Shintaro     Sorry about that. [05:19] Shintaro     I'm only left with more questions. [05:24] Tsumugi     Wow! [05:25] Noel     I've only seen this in manga. [05:27] Aoi     We'll be right outside. [05:30] Kujaku     Please ask for anything you might need. [05:33] Shintaro     Sure, thank you. [05:42] Lilishka     Okay, then. [05:43] Lilishka     Time to begin the occult club's summer camp. [05:46] Noel     Yeah! [05:47] Lilishka     We have a very important event     planned after dinner. [05:51] Lilishka     You're free to do whatever     until then. That's all. [05:55] Shintaro     Huh? Hang on a sec. [05:57] Noel     It's not even lunchtime yet... [05:59] Tsumugi     Surely you've got some kind     of group activity planned? [06:04] Lilishka     Not really, no. [06:05] Shintaro     Planned laziness. [06:08] Kujaku     In that case... [06:10] Kujaku     Would you like to sumo wrestle? [06:12] Shintaro     Why?! [06:14] Shintaro     And why's there a sumo ring in the room?! [06:18] Kujaku     Come on! Let's sumo! [06:20] Shintaro     No, I think I'll pass. [06:22] Hisui     Sorry about this. [06:23] Hisui     Everyone in my family likes sumo. [06:27] Aoi     Kappa have been avid lovers of sumo     wrestling since ancient times. [06:31] Kujaku     The love for sumo and     cucumbers is in our genes! SIGN    Slide [06:36] Aoi     How about a casual match or two? [06:36] Towa     On your marks... sumo!     Meaty persons slapping meat! [06:39] Tsumugi     N-No, thanks. [06:41] Noel     I'll pass. [06:42] Kujaku     How about a swim in the ocean, then? [06:45] Kujaku     There's a very nice beach nearby. [06:49] Aoi     If you need swimsuits, [06:50] Aoi     we have plenty in this room here. [06:53] Aoi     Choose whichever you like. [06:56] Noel     Squee! Cute! [06:58] Tsumugi     This is amazing! It's basically a store! [07:01] Noel     This looks like your style, Tsumugi! [07:03] Tsumugi     Which one? [07:07] Tsumugi     You're right! Let me try it on! [07:12] Shintaro     I'll change somewhere else. [07:14] Shintaro     Where do you have the swimsuits for men? [07:17] Kujaku     Huh? For men? [07:21] Shintaro     Yeah... [07:22] Kujaku     A m-m-m-m-man?! [07:24] Aoi     You're a man? [07:26] Maids     What?! [07:28] Maids     A man?! [07:29] Maids     A gentleman! [07:29] Maids     A man's here? [07:30] Maids     No way! [07:40] Kujaku     We're terribly sorry for not being     able to provide you a swimsuit. [07:45] Shintaro     Don't be. [07:46] Shintaro     I got to borrow these shorts. I'll be fine. [07:51] Aoi     That really shocked me, though. [07:53] Aoi     I can't believe you're a man, Tokumitsu-sama. [07:56] Shintaro     I was the one who was shocked. [07:58] Shintaro     I clearly look and talk like a guy, don't I? [08:03] Aoi     I jumped to conclusions. SIGN    Father SIGN    Mother [08:05] Aoi     I assumed you were a girl from a rich family     who raised you as a boy for reasons. SIGN    Sob... [08:08] Shintaro     Sounds complicated! [08:10] Aoi     A ground-shaking revelation. [08:11] ---     I never could have imagined it. [08:14] Aoi     Hisui-sama has become friends with a boy. [08:18] Shintaro     Ah, yeah, she didn't seem too     comfortable talking to boys. [08:24] Kujaku     Hisui-sama will one day take her place     as the number one kappa of Japan. [08:28] Kujaku     If she is to obtain her     soul mate's shirikodama, [08:32] ---     she must remain pure. [08:35] Shintaro     What the heck are shirikodama, really? [08:38] Kujaku     As such, she has spent her life     surrounded by female servants. [08:43] Kujaku     The only men she ever     interacted with were family. [08:48] Kujaku     And now... [08:50] Shintaro     Uh... Should I really stay here tonight? [08:56] Towa     Shintaro-sama. [09:02] Towa     Sorry to keep you waiting. [09:05] Shintaro     She's an angel! I don't know where to look... [09:08] Noel     I'm here! [09:10] Noel     Took me a while to pick out a swimsuit. [09:15] Tsumugi     H-Hey there... [09:23] Kujaku     My, you all look wonderful. [09:26] Shintaro     Seriously, where am I supposed to look?! [09:29] Tsumugi     Gah, I wanna die! [09:32] Tsumugi     If I'd known I'd be hitting the beach with     Tokumitsu, I would've gone on a diet. [09:36] Tsumugi     Oh, but then I would've lost     fat in the wrong areas! [09:39] Tsumugi     I'd lose what little assets I have! [09:41] Tsumugi     But either way, I'm so     happy to be here with him! [09:45] Noel     Hey, Shintaro. Let's play volleyball. [09:48] Noel     I heard Tsumugi's real good. [09:50] Noel     Oh, we're at the beach,     so I guess it'd be beach volleyball. [09:54] Noel     My mistake! [09:56] Shintaro     Someone's hyper! [09:58] Shintaro     But I'll pass. [10:00] Shintaro     I love barbecuing. [10:03] Shintaro     Any man who could casually     join them would be a legend! [10:06] Lilishka     What? Blushing, are we? [10:08] Lilishka     Talk about a Midsummer Lad's Squeam. [10:12] Shintaro     Who are you?! [10:14] Lilishka     It's me. [10:15] Lilishka     This sunny beach is too much for a vampire. [10:20] Shintaro     Aren't you hot? [10:21] Lilishka     On the contrary, I'm very cool. [10:22] Lilishka     It's a special wet suit made     by Tsurumi Sporting Goods. [10:26] Kujaku     For Tsurumi, the impossible is nothing. SIGN    Wearing Tsurumi     high-tech maid outfits     w/extra cooling [10:29] Noel     That's it! I can't wait anymore! [10:32] Noel     Let's go, Shintaro! [10:35] Noel     Hurry up! [10:38] Tsumugi     Hey, wait! [10:41] Tsumugi     Towa-chan, Hisui-chan,     and Lili-chan, let's go, too. [10:44] Towa     Sure. [10:46] Hisui     O-Okay. [10:47] Lilishka     Activating shields at 100 percent. [10:53] Noel     Hurry up! [11:05] Hisui     There. [11:09] Tsumugi     You receive like this. [11:10] Towa     Okay. [11:20] Noel     Take this! [11:28] Towa     Here, Noel-san. [11:30] Noel     Oh, thanks, Towa-chan. [11:34] Shintaro     Here. For you, Towa-chan. [11:38] Towa     Thank you very much, Shintaro-sama. [11:41] Noel     Oh, you know what, Shintaro? [11:43] Noel     Towa-chan was so funny when     the ocean first came into view. [11:46] Shintaro     Huh? She was? [11:51] (Flashback) Towa     This is all salt water? [11:53] (Flashback) Towa     How many packets of salt is that? [11:57] Shintaro     I wish I could've seen it! [12:00] Shintaro     Hey, looking good. [12:02] Shintaro     Have you had the corn yet, Tsurumi-san? SIGN    Jump [12:08] Hisui     N-Not yet. [12:10] Shintaro     We're able to talk now, but I don't     feel like we've broken the ice yet. [12:15] Shintaro     Is there a good way to do this? [12:17] Shintaro     I know! Can I call you Hisui-chan? [12:24] Shintaro     Crap! I was too aggressive! [12:26] Shintaro     Uh... I mean... [12:28] Hisui     Go... ahead... [12:31] Hisui     It's okay. You can call me that. [12:34] Shintaro     Y-Yeah? [12:36] Shintaro     Then here you are, Hisui-chan. [12:42] Lilishka     What's the matter, Hisui? [12:46] Hisui     I've never had a boy call me by my first     name before. It was so nerve-wracking. [12:58] Towa     Shintaro-sama. [13:01] Shintaro     Towa-chan. [13:11] Shintaro     This heat makes you thirsty, huh? [13:13] Towa     Yeah. [13:15] Towa     I never knew the ocean     could sparkle like this. [13:19] Towa     The sunlight... [13:21] Towa     The humid sea breeze and     the scent of salt in the air... [13:26] Towa     The feel of walking barefoot in the sand... [13:29] Towa     I knew about beaches, of course, [13:32] Towa     but getting to experience one firsthand     is a whole different thing. [13:37] Shintaro     Yeah. [13:39] Towa     Also... [13:40] Towa     Wearing a swimsuit is somewhat embarrassing. [13:43] Towa     I can't relax because it's     like I'm in my undies. [13:46] Shintaro     Towa-chan... What an angel! [13:52] Noel     Man, this is so summer break. [13:55] Tsumugi     Thanks, Lili-chan and Hisui-chan. [13:58] Tsumugi     I'm glad I came. [14:00] Lilishka     Heh. You owe me one. [14:02] Aoi     Pardon us. Would you like to wash     off in the hot spring before dinner? [14:07] Tsumugi     What? You have a hot spring? [14:10] Hisui     Yeah. [14:10] Noel     Wow, that rules! [14:13] Kujaku     We must apologize, Tokumitsu-sama. [14:16] Kujaku     This vacation home only has     bathing areas for women. [14:18] Kujaku     Could you make do with the well in the yard? [14:21] Shintaro     The well?! [14:23] Kujaku     We only have female staff, so even     the staff baths are women-only. [14:27] Kujaku     You may use the bath at a different     time, such as after dinner. [14:31] Shintaro     Okay... [14:32] Tsumugi     Uh, sorry, Tokumitsu. [14:34] Shintaro     Don't worry about me. [14:36] Noel     When will you be coming to peek? [14:39] Shintaro     Huh?! [14:40] Shintaro     I won't! Why are you assuming I'm going to?! [14:43] Noel     What? [14:44] Noel     But hot springs and public baths are prime... SIGN    Crack [14:49] Noel     Another fictional event?! [14:56] Shintaro     That wasn't so bad, actually. [14:58] Lilishka     Shintaro. [15:00] Shintaro     You're still out here, Lili-chan? [15:03] Shintaro     Wait, what's with the swimsuit? [15:06] Lilishka     I had it on underneath all along. Booyah. SIGN    Booyah [15:14] Shintaro     What was that all about? [15:23] Towa     Oh, this is some rich bathwater. [15:27] Tsumugi     It's gotta have some great health effects! [15:29] Noel     This feels great. SIGN    Hisui Springs [15:32] Towa     "Hisui Springs"? [15:33] Towa     It's named after Hisui-san? [15:36] Tsumugi     Is there a reason for that? [15:38] Hisui     Uh... that's... [15:40] Lilishka     The kappa leader created this spring     in preparation for Hisui's first bath. [15:46] Towa     Really? [15:48] Tsumugi     Talk about baby's first bath... [15:52] Noel     Whew, I'm loving it. SIGN    Yuki-onna are prone to      getting dizzy in the bath [15:53] Tsumugi     Whoa, you should get out!     You're as red as a lobster! [15:57] Noel     'Kay. [16:01] Noel     It's too bad Shintaro couldn't     join us. I wish he had. [16:06] Tsumugi     Bathing... together? SIGN    Bathing SIGN    Together [16:10] Tsumugi     Absolutely, positively, definitely not! SIGN    Shake SIGN    Shake SIGN    Shake SIGN    Shake SIGN    Shake SIGN    Shake SIGN    Shake SIGN    Shake SIGN    No thoughts SIGN    Only dirty     thoughts [16:15] Lilishka     After a beach day, [16:16] Lilishka     you should wash your hair     as soon as possible, [16:18] Lilishka     or it'll get all dry and messy [16:20] Lilishka     due to the salt in the seawater and UV rays. [16:22] Towa     Dry and messy? That sounds awful. [16:26] Tsumugi     Cute... [16:27] Tsumugi     Not only is she gorgeous, but... [16:30] Tsumugi     Marshmallows much?! [16:32] Tsumugi     In comparison, [16:34] Tsumugi     I'm not entirely lacking,     but I dunno if I can say I'm stacked. [16:40] Noel     What's wrong, Tsumugi? [16:42] Noel     It's no... thing! [16:46] Noel     What's taking my growth spurt so long?! [16:49] Noel     Tsumugi... [16:51] Noel     Do you wanna touch my boobs? [16:52] Tsumugi     Huh? Why?! [16:54] Noel     You looked at my chest,     so I thought you wanted a feel. [16:57] Tsumugi     No, no, no! SIGN    Fondle [16:58] Lilishka     As you can see, [16:59] Lilishka     Japanese tradition says women feel each     other's chests up when bathing together. [17:04] Towa     Really? [17:06] Tsumugi     Hey! Don't feed the angel lies! [17:08] Tsumugi     That's just a male fantasy! SIGN    Shock [17:11] Noel     What? [17:12] Noel     Girls getting touchy-feely in the     bath is a fictional event, too? [17:16] Noel     I hate it! Nothing in this world is IRL! [17:19] Tsumugi     Uh, I'm pretty sure that's not the case. [17:23] Lilishka     Don't worry, Hisui. We're all still growing. [17:26] Hisui     Huh? What? [17:27] Lilishka     Modest chests contain big     dreams of their own, okay? [17:32] Hisui     I can't understand what     you're saying sometimes. [17:36] Lilishka     You know exactly what. SIGN    Nudge Nudge SIGN    Nudge Nudge [17:38] Hisui     No, I don't! [17:39] Towa     You two seem very close. [17:44] Towa     Huh? Why's it cold? [17:47] Tsumugi     Wait, is it snowing? [17:49] Noel     I'm so ignorant to the ways of the world. [17:53] Noel     That makes sense. I was     holed up at home forever. [17:56] Tsumugi     Whoa, calm down, Noel! [17:58] Tsumugi     We can't be having a     snowy bath in the summer! [18:01] Noel     Tell me... [18:02] Noel     Are friends 2D beings, too, maybe? [18:07] Tsumugi     Friends are real! [18:09] Tsumugi     And what the heck are "2D beings," anyway?! [18:19] Shintaro     The girls are taking forever. [18:23] Kujaku     How about a bout to kill time? [18:25] Shintaro     How 'bout no? [18:26] Kujaku     Too bad. [18:29] Kujaku     Tokumitsu-sama. [18:31] Shintaor     Yes? [18:33] Kujaku     You asked earlier if you should     really stay here tonight. [18:38] Kujaku     We have decided... [18:39] Kujaku     to forget the fact that you're male. [18:44] Aoi     Hisui-sama seemed to be     having so much fun today. [18:47] Aoi     We haven't seen her look that way in ages. [18:50] Kujaku     However... [18:51] Kujaku     Should you dare do anything     untoward to her... [18:51] Aoi     Should you dare do anything     untoward to her... [18:55] Shintaro     I won't! [18:56] Shintaro     I would never! I swear on my life! SIGN    Nod SIGN    Nod [19:23] Shintaro     We did cut loose at the beach. [19:25] Shintaro     It's a little early, but we should sleep. [19:28] Noel     Yeah, good idea. [19:31] Shintaro     Goodnight. [19:32] Girls     Night. [19:33] Towa     Goodnight. SIGN    Alone... [19:42] Shintaro     I feel so alone! [19:46] Shintaro     Wait, they did say I could use the     bath after dinner, didn't they? [19:54] Shintaro     Whoa, now this is a vibe. [19:57] Shintaro     Hot spring all to myself! [19:59] Shintaro     The luxury! [20:00] Shintaro     I usually just use the tiny     bathtub in the apartment. [20:08] Shintaro     I thought nobody was here! [20:09] Shintaro     Wait, no! I just couldn't sleep! [20:10] Shintaro     Wait, no! I'm sorry! I'll leave at once! [20:13] Hisui     I-I-It's okay! You don't have to leave! [20:16] Hisui     I'll just go over there! [20:21] Sign     Over There [20:21] Sign     Over There [20:22] Shintaro     What's even going on here? [20:24] Hisui     I felt bad and stopped him without thinking. [20:28] Shintaro     I felt bad about leaving     after she stopped me. [20:31] Shintaro     But I should go. [20:33] Shintaro     I don't want the maids mad at me. [20:36] Hisui     T-Tokumitsu... kun. [20:38] Shintaro     Huh? H-How can I help you? [20:40] Hisui     Thanks... for coming to the camp... [20:46] Shintaro     But I didn't do anything. [20:49] Hisui     I think everyone else only     came because you did. [20:55] Hisui     Things are always so lively     and fun around you. [21:00] Hisui     There's something about you. [21:03] Hisui     You have something special that     makes people feel at home with you. [21:09] Shintaro     You think so? [21:11] Hisui     Lili-chan was really enjoying herself. [21:14] Hisui     I had fun, too. [21:17] Shintaro     You really love Lili-chan, don't you? [21:20] Hisui     I do! SIGN    Hngh [21:23] Shintaro     Man, she's such a nice girl! [21:25] Shintaro     Treat her right, Lilishka! [21:29] Shintaro     Did you join our school     because she was there? [21:34] Hisui     No. [21:35] Hisui     We were actually friends before high school, [21:38] Hisui     but I joined for another reason. [21:41] Hisui     I received an oracle. [21:44] Hisui     In middle school, I saved an     old lady drowning in a canal. [21:49] Shintaro     She's a one-woman naval rescue squad. [21:52] Hisui     That old lady said... [21:54] (Flashback) Oldfortuneteller     You should put yourself in     an environment with men. [21:58] (Flashback) Oldfortuneteller     Do that, and a new world     will open itself to you. [22:02] (Flashback) Oldfortuneteller     By the way, these great talismans     can up your luck with men. [22:07] (Flashback) Oldfortuneteller     They're 10,000 for one, but I'll     cut you a deal: five for 50,000! [22:11] (Flashback) Hisui     Huh? [22:12] Shintaro     Hold up. This old lady     sounds awfully familiar. [22:15] Hisui     We kappa take chance happenings     related to water seriously. [22:19] Hisui     So I changed my plan of going     to an all-girls school... [22:22] Shintaro     and came to ours. [22:24] Hisui     Yeah. [22:25] Hisui     But I just couldn't get used to co-ed. [22:30] Hisui     I'd been having a hard time. [22:33] Shintaro     Hisui-chan... [22:34] Hisui     But now, [22:35] Hisui     I've met you all. [22:37] Hisui     And that makes me feel I was     right to choose this school. [22:44] Shintaro     Yeah? [22:46] Shintaro     Hearing Hisui-chan say those words     made coming to this camp worth it. [22:56] Shintaro     That was a great bath. SIGN    World Peace [23:04] Kujaku     Get ready... [23:06] Kujaku     Sumo! [23:09] Kujaku     You went back on your word. [23:11] Kujaku     Now you'll repent by being     our sparring partner. [23:14] Shintaro     This makes no sense! [23:16] Shintaro     I feel like I've come to     the sumo club's camp! [24:59] Lilishka     Shoot! I completely forgot about that thing! SIGN    The camp night continues... SIGN    We Went Way Up High [25:05] Shintarotowa     Next episode: "We Went Way Up High."