E1 - Towa and Shintaro Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:06] Towa     Someone I know told me... [00:10] Towa     that I should learn more about humans. [00:15] Towa     I'm very nervous right now. [00:17] Towa     I don't know if I can greet     anyone the proper way... [00:21] Towa     and it makes me a little worried. [00:23] Towa     But more than that... [00:29] Towa     Oh... [00:31] Towa     Wow! [00:38] Towa     I get the feeling this will be the     start of something wonderful. [00:42] Shintaro     I'll be heading out now. [00:44] Boss     Great work today, Tokumitsu-kun. [00:49] Shintaro     Man, that extra-long shift     really did a number on me. [01:00] Shintaro     Oh, it's you. Good evening. [01:05] Shintaro     As a kid, I picked up a kitten     right in front of our house. [01:10] Shintaro     But we couldn't keep her, [01:12] Shintaro     so a cat-loving neighbor took her in. [01:16] Shintaro     I could keep her now, but it's too late. [01:19] Shintaro     I'm home... [01:24] Shintaro     It's been a month since I entered high     school and started living alone. [01:29] Shintaro     I'm starting to get used to it. [01:33] Shintaro     Achoo! [01:35] Shintaro     Crap, I may have caught a cold. [01:42] Shintaro     But sometimes, I crave company     that's not just my own thoughts. SIGN    Studio Apartment, Good Lighting, Angel Included SIGN    Saturday SIGN    Alarm SIGN    Snooze SIGN    Stop [02:10] Shintaro     Ugh, I feel terrible.     I might actually have a cold. [02:21] Shintaro     Ack. [02:22] Shintaro     I left the window open? [02:25] Shintaro     Good thing nobody snuck in. [02:27] Shintaro     Not that I have anything worth stealing... [02:35] Shintaro     Wh-Whoa! [02:38] Shintaro     Huh? What? Who? No way! [02:40] Shintaro     Wha-Wha-Wha-Wha-Wha-Wha-Wha-Wha?! [02:47] Shintaro     She's alive... [02:54] Towa     A very good morning to you! [02:57] Shintaro     Huh? [02:58] Shintaro     G-Good mor... [03:00] Shintaro     Huh? [03:13] Shintaro     What the heck is this? What's going on here? [03:15] Shintaro     At least she wasn't a corpse, I guess! [03:18] Shintaro     A thief? A cosplayer? A runaway girl?! [03:21] Shintaro     Why am I letting a balcony     trespasser use my bath?! [03:23] Shintaro     I was the one who spilled     milk on her, but still! [03:26] Shintaro     Wait, am I being pranked? [03:29] Shintaro     For a TV show? No, for an online video! [03:31] Shintaro     Is there a camera somewhere?! [03:34] Towa     Um... [03:37] Towa     Sorry, but could I ask for some clothes? [03:40] Shintaro     Oh! Right, sorry! [03:42] Shintaro     J-J-J-Just give me a minute! [03:44] Shintaro     Let me find you something clean to wear! [03:52] Shintaro     S-Sorry. [03:54] Shintaro     That's all I had. [03:57] Towa     Please, don't apologize. [03:59] Towa     I should be the one apologizing for     using your balcony without permission. [04:03] Towa     I just couldn't find anywhere else to sleep. [04:06] Towa     I'm really sorry. [04:08] Shintaro     Oh, it's fine. [04:10] Towa     Thank you for saying so. [04:13] Towa     I should introduce myself. [04:15] Towa     My name is Towa. [04:18] Shintaro     Now that I'm getting a good look     at her, she's super pretty! [04:22] Towa     Er... May I ask your name? [04:25] Shintaro     Oh, I'm Shintaro. Tokumitsu Shintaro. [04:29] Towa     You are too kind, Shintaro-sama. [04:33] Shintaro     ...sama? [04:33] Towa     I can't believe I met     someone so pure-hearted. [04:37] Towa     This must be the work of God. [04:39] Shintaro     She seems like a nice girl.     Very prim and proper. [04:43] Towa     Shintaro-sama, I would like     to greet your family, too. [04:49] Shintaro     They're not here. I live alone. [04:53] Towa     My! [04:54] Towa     You live in this huge mansion by yourself? [04:58] Shintaro     "Huge mansion"? [05:00] Towa     Isn't it? I saw that it had all these windows. [05:04] Shintaro     Do you know what an apartment building is? [05:07] Towa     What?! [05:08] Towa     Do you mean to say that this     one room is your entire home? [05:13] Shintaro     Sure is. What did you think it was? [05:16] Towa     A storage room... [05:18] Shintaro     It does look like it,     given the mess in here! [05:20] Towa     You have a very compact and convenient home! [05:24] Shintaro     She seems nice, but she's also kinda weird. [05:28] Shintaro     By the way... [05:29] Shintaro     Why were you sleeping on my balcony? [05:31] Towa     Oh, right. [05:33] Towa     Shintaro-sama, I wish to     express my gratitude to you. [05:37] Towa     I must repay you for giving     me a place to sleep. [05:39] Shintaro     Huh? Don't worry about it. [05:42] Towa     That won't do! [05:43] Towa     Is there anything you'd like me to do? [05:46] Towa     Don't be shy. Just ask! [05:49] Shintaro     Hold up! Personal space! [05:53] Towa     I will do anything in my power! [05:56] Shintaro     A-Anything? [05:58] Towa     Anything, as long as it is in my power. [06:01] Shintaro     Uh... Well... You see... [06:05] Shintaro     There isn't! I don't want anything from you! [06:08] Towa     Is that so? Too bad. [06:11] Towa     I understand. In that case,     at least let me cook for you! [06:16] Towa     I can make delicious food! [06:18] Shintaro     Huh? [06:18] Shintaro     No, really, you don't have to! [06:23] Towa     Huh? [06:24] Towa     I don't see any ingredients. [06:27] Shintaro     I pretty much never cook. [06:30] Towa     Then I'll clean up, at least. [06:32] Shintaro     Don't! I have stuff I don't want you to see! SIGN    Monthly Sexy     Stimulating Pin-Ups Special [06:36] Shintaro     Like that! Exactly! [06:38] Shintaro     Gah! [06:41] Towa     Stop this! [06:42] Towa     You mustn't! This isn't right! [06:44] Shintaro     What's wrong?! [06:46] Towa     God has said, [06:48] Towa     "Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself!" [06:51] Shintaro     Why are you preaching at cats? [06:55] Shintaro     The house cats around here enjoy a good scrap. [06:59] Towa     Fighting isn't good. [07:02] Shintaro     Don't worry. They're also     seen napping together often. [07:05] Towa     Thank you. [07:07] Towa     You're truly a kind soul, Shintaro-sama. [07:11] Towa     Your pure aura cleanses my heart. [07:16] Shintaro     Towa-chan, was it? [07:18] Shintaro     I'm sure you have your     reasons for running away, [07:21] Shintaro     but it's too dangerous for a girl to spend     nights away from home. You should go back. [07:25] Towa     Huh? [07:26] Shintaro     Do you live nearby? [07:28] Towa     No. [07:29] Shintaro     So your home's far away? On the outskirts? [07:32] Towa     No, it's in Heaven. [07:34] Shintaro     Heaven? What prefecture is that in? [07:36] Towa     Er... [07:38] Towa     It's God's abode. SIGN    Heaven [07:41] Shintaro     Huh? [07:43] Towa     I apologize for the late introduction.     I'm Towa, an angel. [07:48] Shintaro     An angel? [07:50] Towa     An angel. [07:54] Towa     An angel. [07:57] Shintaro     She's serious! [07:59] Towa     I came to Earth last night on God's orders. [08:04] Towa     I was told to study humans     on behalf of all angelkind. [08:06] Shintaro     This is very, very bad news! [08:09] Shintaro     She's not your run-of-the-mill runaway! [08:11] Shintaro     She's loco! The dangerous kind of runaway! [08:14] Shintaro     If I don't distance myself from her,     she'll be selling me snake oil in no time! SIGN    God [08:15] Towa     Lately, we angels haven't had many     chances to interact with humans. SIGN    God [08:19] Shintaro     I've let a monster into my home! [08:19] Towa     I've always had an interest in you, though,     so I was happy to have the opportunity. [08:22] Shintaro     I guess there's no way anyone who sleeps     on someone's balcony could ever be normal! [08:28] Towa     That said, this is my first     time visiting the living world, [08:31] Towa     and I have nowhere to go. [08:34] Towa     So, um, I have a request. [08:36] Towa     Could you let me stay here for a while? SIGN    Saturday SIGN    Work in 30 minutes SIGN    Alarm SIGN    Snooze SIGN    Stop [08:42] Shintaro     Whoa, I need to go to work! [08:47] Shintaro     Your clothes! [08:47] Shintaro     Whew, they're dry now. Come on, change! [08:50] Towa     Um, I would like to repay you somehow. [08:53] Shintaro     It's fine! Don't worry about it! [08:56] Shintaro     Make sure you go home, okay? [08:59] Shintaro     Okay, let's go. [09:01] Shintaro     I'll walk you partway. [09:03] Towa     Okay... [09:05] Shintaro     Whew, that had me sweating. [09:07] Shintaro     I don't want her sticking around. [09:09] Towa     Shintaro-sama. [09:12] Towa     Thank you for everything. [09:15] Shintaro     Sure. [09:18] Shintaro     I'm doing the right thing... right? [09:23] Shintaro     I'll be going now. [09:25] Shintaro     Sorry for leaving early. [09:27] Boss     It's okay. You have nothing to apologize for. [09:30] Boss     Make sure to take your medicine and rest up. [09:32] Shintaro     Thank you. [09:44] Shintaro     Crap. My head feels so fuzzy. [09:50] Shintaro     I hope she actually went home. [09:54] Shintaro     She was so cute... [09:56] Shintaro     It's too bad I'll never see her again. [10:01] Towa     I cannot wait! [10:04] Towa     Shintaro-sama! [10:06] Shintaro     Oh, so your family came     for you. Is that your dad? [10:09] Towa     He's not. [10:10] Towa     I was walking around, unsure where to go, [10:12] Towa     when this kind man invited     me to go to a hotel with him! [10:16] Shintaro     What?! [10:22] Towa     Huh? [10:23] Towa     Shintaro-sama? [10:25] Towa     What's wrong? [10:26] Shintaro     Everything about this is wrong! [10:29] Shintaro     What are you even thinking?! [10:31] Shintaro     Even if you've got nowhere to go, [10:33] Shintaro     you shouldn't sell... [10:35] Shintaro     yourself... shor... [10:40] Towa     Shintaro-sama? [10:42] Towa     Shintaro-sama! [10:49] Shintaro     Huh? Am I back home? [10:54] Towa     Shintaro-sama... [10:56] Towa     Shintaro-sama! [10:58] Shintaro     Towa-chan? [11:00] Towa     How do you feel? Are you in pain? [11:04] Shintaro     No, I feel a lot better, I think. [11:09] Towa     Thank goodness. [11:11] Towa     I'm truly glad to hear it. [11:17] Shintaro     Did she stay by my side all this time? [11:21] Towa     I'm sorry... I just... [11:24] Towa     Oh, right. Would you like some porridge? [11:27] Shintaro     Huh? Do we have any? [11:31] Towa     I couldn't find any rice, so I made     it with some leftover bread and milk. [11:37] Towa     I put in lots of sugar, too. [11:39] Shintaro     Wow, I don't think I've ever had that before. [11:45] Towa     Open wide. [11:48] Shintaro     I can eat it myself! [11:49] Towa     You need to sit tight. [11:52] Towa     Say, "ahh." [11:59] Shintaro     It's good. [12:00] Towa     Great! Eat lots, okay? [12:04] Towa     Here. [12:09] Shintaro     So warm... [12:10] Shintaro     I feel like it's been ages     since anyone's cooked for me. [12:16] Shintaro     I'd forgotten that food could taste so good. [12:31] Shintaro     I almost forgot. [12:32] Shintaro     You shouldn't be following strangers around. [12:35] Shintaro     Who knows what they'll do to you? [12:37] Towa     Huh? [12:38] Shintaro     There are far worse people out     there than you could ever imagine. [12:43] Towa     Right. But... [12:58] Shintaro     If you really have nowhere     to go, why not live with me? [13:03] Towa     Are you sure? [13:06] Shintaro     Yeah. [13:10] Towa     Thank you so much, Shintaro-sama! [13:13] Shintaro     Okay, calm down! [13:15] Shintaro     She's crazy and a bit goofy... [13:20] Shintaro     But I just know she's a good girl. Probably. [13:25] Shintaro     Oh, right. Carrying me here     must've been hard. I'm heavy, right? [13:29] Shintaro     Thanks. [13:30] Towa     Not at all. It was no trouble. [13:33] Towa     I just flew here. [13:39] Towa     After all... [13:49] Towa     I am an angel. [14:04] Shintaro     Oh, it was a dream. [14:09] Shintaro     I must've had a heck of a fever. [14:19] Towa     Oh, good morning, Shintaro-sama. [14:23] Shintaro     Wh-Why are you in my bed? [14:25] Towa     Well, there's only one bed. [14:30] Shintaro     It appears I really did take in an angel. [14:38] Shintaro     Food! [14:39] Shintaro     Get changed, and we'll go buy breakfast! [14:43] Shintaro     Guess we should go with rice. [14:46] Towa     Shintaro-sama! SIGN    Springy     Steamed Bun [14:48] Towa     Apparently, you can get a plate if you     collect enough stickers from this bread! [14:51] Towa     Why do you get a plate for buying     bread? Isn't a plate more valuable?! [14:56] Shintaro     Towa-chan, your wings are showing! [14:58] Shintaro     Hurry up and hide them! [15:04] Towa     I'm sorry. [15:05] Towa     I let them show when I get excited. [15:07] Towa     I was taught not to expose     them on Earth, but... [15:11] Shintaro     You were? [15:12] Towa     Yes! SIGN    The Good Kid's Guide     to Life on Earth SIGN    Learn as you read! [15:13] Towa     I've learned all about the mortal realm [15:16] Towa     from The Good Kid's Guide to Life On Earth! SIGN    The Good Kid's Guide     to Life on Earth SIGN    Learn as you read! [15:18] Shintaro     The heck? [15:20] Shintaro     Oh, wait. You said you came     to study humans, right? [15:24] Shintaro     But what do angels even do? [15:27] Towa     Um, well... [15:30] Towa     Conveying God's will to the people [15:34] Towa     and ensuring souls don't lose their way     between Heaven and Earth are our primary jobs. [15:40] Shintaro     Huh... [15:41] Shintaro     That sounds hectic. There's a lot of us. [15:46] Towa     Oh, bringing humans happiness     is also a part of our job! [15:50] Shintaro     What does that involve, exactly? [15:55] Towa     What, indeed? [15:57] Shintaro     Come on... [15:59] Towa     I believe that was the kind of     thing God wanted me to learn. [16:05] Shintaro     Makes sense. [16:07] Towa     Thank you for the food. [16:12] Towa     I would like to request     this bread for every meal! SIGN    Springy     Springy [16:17] Shintaro     What, steamed buns?     You probably shouldn't do that. [16:22] Shintaro     If we buy two of every meal     at the convenience store, [16:24] Shintaro     I don't think the food money my     parents give me will cover it! [16:27] Shintaro     We should cook! SIGN    Bankruptcy [16:31] Shintaro     Towa-chan, let's go shopping. [16:34] Shintaro     For food ingredients and day-to-day supplies. [16:39] Shintaro     Like a toothbrush. [16:40] Shintaro     You didn't bring anything with you, right? [16:44] Towa     Thank you so much! [16:46] Shintaro     Your wings! [16:49] Shintaro     Whenever you're done eating, then. [16:52] Towa     Shintaro-sama. [16:55] Towa     Has your fever receded? [16:58] Shintaro     I'm totally fine! [17:00] Shintaro     I think it was just fatigue and not a cold! [17:03] Towa     I'm glad. [17:05] Shintaro     Personal space! [17:11] Towa     This is like a palace! [17:14] Shintaro     Of course it'd be crowded on a Sunday. [17:16] Shintaro     Towa-chan, stick close to me... [17:20] Shintaro     Wait, wait, get back here! SIGN    Towels SIGN    Dental Care SIGN    Bath Supplies SIGN    Makeup [17:25] Shintaro     Let's see... [17:26] Shintaro     First, we need a toothbrush. [17:28] Shintaro     Oh, and also bath towels. [17:31] Shintaro     Bath... [17:33] Shintaro     It's an essential! Quit blushing! [17:37] Shintaro     Oh, but I do have spare towels at home. [17:40] Shintaro     What's up? [17:42] Towa     Oh, nothing. SIGN    bob     bob [17:43] Towa     If the basket gets too heavy,     shall I make it float for you? [17:47] Towa     It would expose my wings, however. [17:48] Shintaro     Yeah, let's not do that. [17:52] Shintaro     Oh, chopsticks. [17:54] Shintaro     I only have one pair for myself. [17:56] Shintaro     Do you know how to use them? [17:57] Towa     I do. [17:58] Shintaro     Let's get a pair, then. [18:06] Towa     So cute. [18:08] Towa     They resemble the cats that     were on the balcony yesterday. [18:11] Shintaro     Yeah. [18:15] Shintaro     Does she want it? [18:17] Towa     There are mugs at Shintaro-sama's home. [18:20] Towa     I can't get this. [18:22] Shintaro     I guess not? [18:23] Girl1     Mom! There's a princess here! [18:27] Girl2     Is that a Gothic Lolita? [18:29] Girl3     I don't think so. [18:30] Girl3     She's got those royal sleeves. [18:31] Shintaro     We should probably get     you some clothes first. [18:32] Girl4     Whatever, she's pretty! [18:34] Towa     Okay. [18:34] Girl5     Must be in showbiz. [18:41] Shintaro     Whew, I can afford that! [18:43] Shintaro     Good thing I saved up my pay and     whatever extra I have in my budget. [18:48] Towa     Shintaro-sama. [18:50] Towa     Am I making you spend too much? [18:52] Shintaro     Nah, we're good. [18:53] Shintaro     Let's get you some casual     wear and some pajamas. [18:57] Towa     All right. [18:58] Towa     What kind of outfits do you prefer? [19:01] Shintaro     My preferences don't matter. [19:04] Shintaro     They're your clothes. [19:06] Shintaro     Just pick stuff you'd like to wear.     That would make me happy, too. [19:11] Towa     Thank you. [19:14] Staff     Can I help you find anything? [19:15] Towa     Oh, uh... [19:18] Staff     Would you like to check out     the new seasonal collection? [19:22] Towa     Yes, please. [19:34] Towa     I'll go try these on. [19:36] Shintaro     No rush. [19:39] Staff     Your girlfriend is very pretty. [19:40] Shintaro     I-It's not what you think! [19:50] Towa     Shintaro-sama is letting me,     a total stranger, live with him. [19:55] Towa     And he's being so generous and giving... [19:58] Towa     What can I do for him in return? [20:02] Towa     I... [20:06] (Flashback) Towa     Oh, bringing humans happiness     is also a part of our job! [20:14] Towa     Shintaro-sama. [20:16] Shintaro     Oh, done changing? [20:19] Towa     I vow to bring you happiness in life! [20:25] Bystanders     She just proposed... [20:30] Shintaro     Man, I thought I was gonna     die from all the looks. [20:35] Towa     Um, Shintaro-sama. [20:39] Towa     How do I look in this outfit? [20:43] Shintaro     You look great. [20:44] Shintaro     Actually, more like... [20:46] Shintaro     She's drop-dead gorgeous! [20:48] Shintaro     It really, really suits you. [20:51] Shintaro     I can't say it! [20:52] Towa     I'm glad to hear it. [20:55] Shintaro     Okay. [20:56] Shintaro     Let's get some food and head home, shall we? [20:58] Towa     Sure! [21:04] Shintaro     We're home. [21:06] Shintaro     Ugh... [21:08] Shintaro     Why does food have to be so heavy? [21:11] Towa     I'll put the perishables in the fridge. [21:14] Shintaro     You must be tired. [21:16] Shintaro     We walked so much, and it was so crowded. [21:20] Towa     No. I had lots of fun. [21:23] Towa     Because you were there with me. [21:26] Shintaro     Oh... Is that so? [21:28] Shintaro     Natural players are lethal. [21:38] Towa     Shintaro-sama, is this... [21:44] Shintaro     It's your mug now. [21:48] Towa     Thank you so very much! [21:50] Shintaro     You know what? [21:52] Shintaro     I had a great time, too. [22:02] Shintaro     Buy another bed first, you idiot! SIGN    Studio Apartment, Good Lighting, Angel Included SIGN    May I Cook You Lunch? [23:35] Towa     Next episode: "May I Cook You Lunch?"