Studio Apartment, Good Lighting, Angel Included After a long day, high schooler Shintaro Tokumitsu’s plans for relaxing in his studio apartment take a turn when he discovers an angel on his balcony. The divine girl, Towa, reveals she’s there to study humanity, and yet despite his skepticism, he agrees to put her up. Prepare for the most heavenly and high jinks roommate experience of all time! Season 1 E1 - Towa and Shintaro Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:06] Towa     Someone I know told me... [00:10] Towa     that I should learn more about humans. [00:15] Towa     I'm very nervous right now. [00:17] Towa     I don't know if I can greet     anyone the proper way... [00:21] Towa     and it makes me a little worried. [00:23] Towa     But more than that... [00:29] Towa     Oh... [00:31] Towa     Wow! [00:38] Towa     I get the feeling this will be the     start of something wonderful. [00:42] Shintaro     I'll be heading out now. [00:44] Boss     Great work today, Tokumitsu-kun. [00:49] Shintaro     Man, that extra-long shift     really did a number on me. [01:00] Shintaro     Oh, it's you. Good evening. [01:05] Shintaro     As a kid, I picked up a kitten     right in front of our house. [01:10] Shintaro     But we couldn't keep her, [01:12] Shintaro     so a cat-loving neighbor took her in. [01:16] Shintaro     I could keep her now, but it's too late. [01:19] Shintaro     I'm home... [01:24] Shintaro     It's been a month since I entered high     school and started living alone. [01:29] Shintaro     I'm starting to get used to it. [01:33] Shintaro     Achoo! [01:35] Shintaro     Crap, I may have caught a cold. [01:42] Shintaro     But sometimes, I crave company     that's not just my own thoughts. SIGN    Studio Apartment, Good Lighting, Angel Included SIGN    Saturday SIGN    Alarm SIGN    Snooze SIGN    Stop [02:10] Shintaro     Ugh, I feel terrible.     I might actually have a cold. [02:21] Shintaro     Ack. [02:22] Shintaro     I left the window open? [02:25] Shintaro     Good thing nobody snuck in. [02:27] Shintaro     Not that I have anything worth stealing... [02:35] Shintaro     Wh-Whoa! [02:38] Shintaro     Huh? What? Who? No way! [02:40] Shintaro     Wha-Wha-Wha-Wha-Wha-Wha-Wha-Wha?! [02:47] Shintaro     She's alive... [02:54] Towa     A very good morning to you! [02:57] Shintaro     Huh? [02:58] Shintaro     G-Good mor... [03:00] Shintaro     Huh? [03:13] Shintaro     What the heck is this? What's going on here? [03:15] Shintaro     At least she wasn't a corpse, I guess! [03:18] Shintaro     A thief? A cosplayer? A runaway girl?! [03:21] Shintaro     Why am I letting a balcony     trespasser use my bath?! [03:23] Shintaro     I was the one who spilled     milk on her, but still! [03:26] Shintaro     Wait, am I being pranked? [03:29] Shintaro     For a TV show? No, for an online video! [03:31] Shintaro     Is there a camera somewhere?! [03:34] Towa     Um... [03:37] Towa     Sorry, but could I ask for some clothes? [03:40] Shintaro     Oh! Right, sorry! [03:42] Shintaro     J-J-J-Just give me a minute! [03:44] Shintaro     Let me find you something clean to wear! [03:52] Shintaro     S-Sorry. [03:54] Shintaro     That's all I had. [03:57] Towa     Please, don't apologize. [03:59] Towa     I should be the one apologizing for     using your balcony without permission. [04:03] Towa     I just couldn't find anywhere else to sleep. [04:06] Towa     I'm really sorry. [04:08] Shintaro     Oh, it's fine. [04:10] Towa     Thank you for saying so. [04:13] Towa     I should introduce myself. [04:15] Towa     My name is Towa. [04:18] Shintaro     Now that I'm getting a good look     at her, she's super pretty! [04:22] Towa     Er... May I ask your name? [04:25] Shintaro     Oh, I'm Shintaro. Tokumitsu Shintaro. [04:29] Towa     You are too kind, Shintaro-sama. [04:33] Shintaro     ...sama? [04:33] Towa     I can't believe I met     someone so pure-hearted. [04:37] Towa     This must be the work of God. [04:39] Shintaro     She seems like a nice girl.     Very prim and proper. [04:43] Towa     Shintaro-sama, I would like     to greet your family, too. [04:49] Shintaro     They're not here. I live alone. [04:53] Towa     My! [04:54] Towa     You live in this huge mansion by yourself? [04:58] Shintaro     "Huge mansion"? [05:00] Towa     Isn't it? I saw that it had all these windows. [05:04] Shintaro     Do you know what an apartment building is? [05:07] Towa     What?! [05:08] Towa     Do you mean to say that this     one room is your entire home? [05:13] Shintaro     Sure is. What did you think it was? [05:16] Towa     A storage room... [05:18] Shintaro     It does look like it,     given the mess in here! [05:20] Towa     You have a very compact and convenient home! [05:24] Shintaro     She seems nice, but she's also kinda weird. [05:28] Shintaro     By the way... [05:29] Shintaro     Why were you sleeping on my balcony? [05:31] Towa     Oh, right. [05:33] Towa     Shintaro-sama, I wish to     express my gratitude to you. [05:37] Towa     I must repay you for giving     me a place to sleep. [05:39] Shintaro     Huh? Don't worry about it. [05:42] Towa     That won't do! [05:43] Towa     Is there anything you'd like me to do? [05:46] Towa     Don't be shy. Just ask! [05:49] Shintaro     Hold up! Personal space! [05:53] Towa     I will do anything in my power! [05:56] Shintaro     A-Anything? [05:58] Towa     Anything, as long as it is in my power. [06:01] Shintaro     Uh... Well... You see... [06:05] Shintaro     There isn't! I don't want anything from you! [06:08] Towa     Is that so? Too bad. [06:11] Towa     I understand. In that case,     at least let me cook for you! [06:16] Towa     I can make delicious food! [06:18] Shintaro     Huh? [06:18] Shintaro     No, really, you don't have to! [06:23] Towa     Huh? [06:24] Towa     I don't see any ingredients. [06:27] Shintaro     I pretty much never cook. [06:30] Towa     Then I'll clean up, at least. [06:32] Shintaro     Don't! I have stuff I don't want you to see! SIGN    Monthly Sexy     Stimulating Pin-Ups Special [06:36] Shintaro     Like that! Exactly! [06:38] Shintaro     Gah! [06:41] Towa     Stop this! [06:42] Towa     You mustn't! This isn't right! [06:44] Shintaro     What's wrong?! [06:46] Towa     God has said, [06:48] Towa     "Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself!" [06:51] Shintaro     Why are you preaching at cats? [06:55] Shintaro     The house cats around here enjoy a good scrap. [06:59] Towa     Fighting isn't good. [07:02] Shintaro     Don't worry. They're also     seen napping together often. [07:05] Towa     Thank you. [07:07] Towa     You're truly a kind soul, Shintaro-sama. [07:11] Towa     Your pure aura cleanses my heart. [07:16] Shintaro     Towa-chan, was it? [07:18] Shintaro     I'm sure you have your     reasons for running away, [07:21] Shintaro     but it's too dangerous for a girl to spend     nights away from home. You should go back. [07:25] Towa     Huh? [07:26] Shintaro     Do you live nearby? [07:28] Towa     No. [07:29] Shintaro     So your home's far away? On the outskirts? [07:32] Towa     No, it's in Heaven. [07:34] Shintaro     Heaven? What prefecture is that in? [07:36] Towa     Er... [07:38] Towa     It's God's abode. SIGN    Heaven [07:41] Shintaro     Huh? [07:43] Towa     I apologize for the late introduction.     I'm Towa, an angel. [07:48] Shintaro     An angel? [07:50] Towa     An angel. [07:54] Towa     An angel. [07:57] Shintaro     She's serious! [07:59] Towa     I came to Earth last night on God's orders. [08:04] Towa     I was told to study humans     on behalf of all angelkind. [08:06] Shintaro     This is very, very bad news! [08:09] Shintaro     She's not your run-of-the-mill runaway! [08:11] Shintaro     She's loco! The dangerous kind of runaway! [08:14] Shintaro     If I don't distance myself from her,     she'll be selling me snake oil in no time! SIGN    God [08:15] Towa     Lately, we angels haven't had many     chances to interact with humans. SIGN    God [08:19] Shintaro     I've let a monster into my home! [08:19] Towa     I've always had an interest in you, though,     so I was happy to have the opportunity. [08:22] Shintaro     I guess there's no way anyone who sleeps     on someone's balcony could ever be normal! [08:28] Towa     That said, this is my first     time visiting the living world, [08:31] Towa     and I have nowhere to go. [08:34] Towa     So, um, I have a request. [08:36] Towa     Could you let me stay here for a while? SIGN    Saturday SIGN    Work in 30 minutes SIGN    Alarm SIGN    Snooze SIGN    Stop [08:42] Shintaro     Whoa, I need to go to work! [08:47] Shintaro     Your clothes! [08:47] Shintaro     Whew, they're dry now. Come on, change! [08:50] Towa     Um, I would like to repay you somehow. [08:53] Shintaro     It's fine! Don't worry about it! [08:56] Shintaro     Make sure you go home, okay? [08:59] Shintaro     Okay, let's go. [09:01] Shintaro     I'll walk you partway. [09:03] Towa     Okay... [09:05] Shintaro     Whew, that had me sweating. [09:07] Shintaro     I don't want her sticking around. [09:09] Towa     Shintaro-sama. [09:12] Towa     Thank you for everything. [09:15] Shintaro     Sure. [09:18] Shintaro     I'm doing the right thing... right? [09:23] Shintaro     I'll be going now. [09:25] Shintaro     Sorry for leaving early. [09:27] Boss     It's okay. You have nothing to apologize for. [09:30] Boss     Make sure to take your medicine and rest up. [09:32] Shintaro     Thank you. [09:44] Shintaro     Crap. My head feels so fuzzy. [09:50] Shintaro     I hope she actually went home. [09:54] Shintaro     She was so cute... [09:56] Shintaro     It's too bad I'll never see her again. [10:01] Towa     I cannot wait! [10:04] Towa     Shintaro-sama! [10:06] Shintaro     Oh, so your family came     for you. Is that your dad? [10:09] Towa     He's not. [10:10] Towa     I was walking around, unsure where to go, [10:12] Towa     when this kind man invited     me to go to a hotel with him! [10:16] Shintaro     What?! [10:22] Towa     Huh? [10:23] Towa     Shintaro-sama? [10:25] Towa     What's wrong? [10:26] Shintaro     Everything about this is wrong! [10:29] Shintaro     What are you even thinking?! [10:31] Shintaro     Even if you've got nowhere to go, [10:33] Shintaro     you shouldn't sell... [10:35] Shintaro     yourself... shor... [10:40] Towa     Shintaro-sama? [10:42] Towa     Shintaro-sama! [10:49] Shintaro     Huh? Am I back home? [10:54] Towa     Shintaro-sama... [10:56] Towa     Shintaro-sama! [10:58] Shintaro     Towa-chan? [11:00] Towa     How do you feel? Are you in pain? [11:04] Shintaro     No, I feel a lot better, I think. [11:09] Towa     Thank goodness. [11:11] Towa     I'm truly glad to hear it. [11:17] Shintaro     Did she stay by my side all this time? [11:21] Towa     I'm sorry... I just... [11:24] Towa     Oh, right. Would you like some porridge? [11:27] Shintaro     Huh? Do we have any? [11:31] Towa     I couldn't find any rice, so I made     it with some leftover bread and milk. [11:37] Towa     I put in lots of sugar, too. [11:39] Shintaro     Wow, I don't think I've ever had that before. [11:45] Towa     Open wide. [11:48] Shintaro     I can eat it myself! [11:49] Towa     You need to sit tight. [11:52] Towa     Say, "ahh." [11:59] Shintaro     It's good. [12:00] Towa     Great! Eat lots, okay? [12:04] Towa     Here. [12:09] Shintaro     So warm... [12:10] Shintaro     I feel like it's been ages     since anyone's cooked for me. [12:16] Shintaro     I'd forgotten that food could taste so good. [12:31] Shintaro     I almost forgot. [12:32] Shintaro     You shouldn't be following strangers around. [12:35] Shintaro     Who knows what they'll do to you? [12:37] Towa     Huh? [12:38] Shintaro     There are far worse people out     there than you could ever imagine. [12:43] Towa     Right. But... [12:58] Shintaro     If you really have nowhere     to go, why not live with me? [13:03] Towa     Are you sure? [13:06] Shintaro     Yeah. [13:10] Towa     Thank you so much, Shintaro-sama! [13:13] Shintaro     Okay, calm down! [13:15] Shintaro     She's crazy and a bit goofy... [13:20] Shintaro     But I just know she's a good girl. Probably. [13:25] Shintaro     Oh, right. Carrying me here     must've been hard. I'm heavy, right? [13:29] Shintaro     Thanks. [13:30] Towa     Not at all. It was no trouble. [13:33] Towa     I just flew here. [13:39] Towa     After all... [13:49] Towa     I am an angel. [14:04] Shintaro     Oh, it was a dream. [14:09] Shintaro     I must've had a heck of a fever. [14:19] Towa     Oh, good morning, Shintaro-sama. [14:23] Shintaro     Wh-Why are you in my bed? [14:25] Towa     Well, there's only one bed. [14:30] Shintaro     It appears I really did take in an angel. [14:38] Shintaro     Food! [14:39] Shintaro     Get changed, and we'll go buy breakfast! [14:43] Shintaro     Guess we should go with rice. [14:46] Towa     Shintaro-sama! SIGN    Springy     Steamed Bun [14:48] Towa     Apparently, you can get a plate if you     collect enough stickers from this bread! [14:51] Towa     Why do you get a plate for buying     bread? Isn't a plate more valuable?! [14:56] Shintaro     Towa-chan, your wings are showing! [14:58] Shintaro     Hurry up and hide them! [15:04] Towa     I'm sorry. [15:05] Towa     I let them show when I get excited. [15:07] Towa     I was taught not to expose     them on Earth, but... [15:11] Shintaro     You were? [15:12] Towa     Yes! SIGN    The Good Kid's Guide     to Life on Earth SIGN    Learn as you read! [15:13] Towa     I've learned all about the mortal realm [15:16] Towa     from The Good Kid's Guide to Life On Earth! SIGN    The Good Kid's Guide     to Life on Earth SIGN    Learn as you read! [15:18] Shintaro     The heck? [15:20] Shintaro     Oh, wait. You said you came     to study humans, right? [15:24] Shintaro     But what do angels even do? [15:27] Towa     Um, well... [15:30] Towa     Conveying God's will to the people [15:34] Towa     and ensuring souls don't lose their way     between Heaven and Earth are our primary jobs. [15:40] Shintaro     Huh... [15:41] Shintaro     That sounds hectic. There's a lot of us. [15:46] Towa     Oh, bringing humans happiness     is also a part of our job! [15:50] Shintaro     What does that involve, exactly? [15:55] Towa     What, indeed? [15:57] Shintaro     Come on... [15:59] Towa     I believe that was the kind of     thing God wanted me to learn. [16:05] Shintaro     Makes sense. [16:07] Towa     Thank you for the food. [16:12] Towa     I would like to request     this bread for every meal! SIGN    Springy     Springy [16:17] Shintaro     What, steamed buns?     You probably shouldn't do that. [16:22] Shintaro     If we buy two of every meal     at the convenience store, [16:24] Shintaro     I don't think the food money my     parents give me will cover it! [16:27] Shintaro     We should cook! SIGN    Bankruptcy [16:31] Shintaro     Towa-chan, let's go shopping. [16:34] Shintaro     For food ingredients and day-to-day supplies. [16:39] Shintaro     Like a toothbrush. [16:40] Shintaro     You didn't bring anything with you, right? [16:44] Towa     Thank you so much! [16:46] Shintaro     Your wings! [16:49] Shintaro     Whenever you're done eating, then. [16:52] Towa     Shintaro-sama. [16:55] Towa     Has your fever receded? [16:58] Shintaro     I'm totally fine! [17:00] Shintaro     I think it was just fatigue and not a cold! [17:03] Towa     I'm glad. [17:05] Shintaro     Personal space! [17:11] Towa     This is like a palace! [17:14] Shintaro     Of course it'd be crowded on a Sunday. [17:16] Shintaro     Towa-chan, stick close to me... [17:20] Shintaro     Wait, wait, get back here! SIGN    Towels SIGN    Dental Care SIGN    Bath Supplies SIGN    Makeup [17:25] Shintaro     Let's see... [17:26] Shintaro     First, we need a toothbrush. [17:28] Shintaro     Oh, and also bath towels. [17:31] Shintaro     Bath... [17:33] Shintaro     It's an essential! Quit blushing! [17:37] Shintaro     Oh, but I do have spare towels at home. [17:40] Shintaro     What's up? [17:42] Towa     Oh, nothing. SIGN    bob     bob [17:43] Towa     If the basket gets too heavy,     shall I make it float for you? [17:47] Towa     It would expose my wings, however. [17:48] Shintaro     Yeah, let's not do that. [17:52] Shintaro     Oh, chopsticks. [17:54] Shintaro     I only have one pair for myself. [17:56] Shintaro     Do you know how to use them? [17:57] Towa     I do. [17:58] Shintaro     Let's get a pair, then. [18:06] Towa     So cute. [18:08] Towa     They resemble the cats that     were on the balcony yesterday. [18:11] Shintaro     Yeah. [18:15] Shintaro     Does she want it? [18:17] Towa     There are mugs at Shintaro-sama's home. [18:20] Towa     I can't get this. [18:22] Shintaro     I guess not? [18:23] Girl1     Mom! There's a princess here! [18:27] Girl2     Is that a Gothic Lolita? [18:29] Girl3     I don't think so. [18:30] Girl3     She's got those royal sleeves. [18:31] Shintaro     We should probably get     you some clothes first. [18:32] Girl4     Whatever, she's pretty! [18:34] Towa     Okay. [18:34] Girl5     Must be in showbiz. [18:41] Shintaro     Whew, I can afford that! [18:43] Shintaro     Good thing I saved up my pay and     whatever extra I have in my budget. [18:48] Towa     Shintaro-sama. [18:50] Towa     Am I making you spend too much? [18:52] Shintaro     Nah, we're good. [18:53] Shintaro     Let's get you some casual     wear and some pajamas. [18:57] Towa     All right. [18:58] Towa     What kind of outfits do you prefer? [19:01] Shintaro     My preferences don't matter. [19:04] Shintaro     They're your clothes. [19:06] Shintaro     Just pick stuff you'd like to wear.     That would make me happy, too. [19:11] Towa     Thank you. [19:14] Staff     Can I help you find anything? [19:15] Towa     Oh, uh... [19:18] Staff     Would you like to check out     the new seasonal collection? [19:22] Towa     Yes, please. [19:34] Towa     I'll go try these on. [19:36] Shintaro     No rush. [19:39] Staff     Your girlfriend is very pretty. [19:40] Shintaro     I-It's not what you think! [19:50] Towa     Shintaro-sama is letting me,     a total stranger, live with him. [19:55] Towa     And he's being so generous and giving... [19:58] Towa     What can I do for him in return? [20:02] Towa     I... [20:06] (Flashback) Towa     Oh, bringing humans happiness     is also a part of our job! [20:14] Towa     Shintaro-sama. [20:16] Shintaro     Oh, done changing? [20:19] Towa     I vow to bring you happiness in life! [20:25] Bystanders     She just proposed... [20:30] Shintaro     Man, I thought I was gonna     die from all the looks. [20:35] Towa     Um, Shintaro-sama. [20:39] Towa     How do I look in this outfit? [20:43] Shintaro     You look great. [20:44] Shintaro     Actually, more like... [20:46] Shintaro     She's drop-dead gorgeous! [20:48] Shintaro     It really, really suits you. [20:51] Shintaro     I can't say it! [20:52] Towa     I'm glad to hear it. [20:55] Shintaro     Okay. [20:56] Shintaro     Let's get some food and head home, shall we? [20:58] Towa     Sure! [21:04] Shintaro     We're home. [21:06] Shintaro     Ugh... [21:08] Shintaro     Why does food have to be so heavy? [21:11] Towa     I'll put the perishables in the fridge. [21:14] Shintaro     You must be tired. [21:16] Shintaro     We walked so much, and it was so crowded. [21:20] Towa     No. I had lots of fun. [21:23] Towa     Because you were there with me. [21:26] Shintaro     Oh... Is that so? [21:28] Shintaro     Natural players are lethal. [21:38] Towa     Shintaro-sama, is this... [21:44] Shintaro     It's your mug now. [21:48] Towa     Thank you so very much! [21:50] Shintaro     You know what? [21:52] Shintaro     I had a great time, too. [22:02] Shintaro     Buy another bed first, you idiot! SIGN    Studio Apartment, Good Lighting, Angel Included SIGN    May I Cook You Lunch? [23:35] Towa     Next episode: "May I Cook You Lunch?" E2 - May I Cook You Lunch? Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Studio Apartment, Good Lighting, Angel Included [01:42] (Flashback) Towa     So pretty! [01:44] (Flashback) Towa     Look at all the lights. [01:48] (Flashback) Towa     Whoa, what is that? [01:50] (Flashback) Towa     Could it be a "train"? I was told about these! [01:55] (Flashback) Towa     There are people inside. [02:00] (Flashback) Towa     It's so fast! [02:02] (Flashback) Towa     Earth is amazing! [02:10] (Flashback) Towa     I descended to a place with lots of lights. [02:14] (Flashback) Towa     Now, how am I supposed to     make contact with the humans? [02:18] (Flashback) Towa     I think the Good Kid's Guide     to Life on Earth said... SIGN    The Good Kid's Guide     to Life on Earth SIGN    Learn as you read! [02:21] (Flashback) Towa     "When an angel descends to Earth... [02:24] (Flashback) Towa     1: Maintain a higher position than     the humans, emit a powerful glow, [02:28] (Flashback) Towa     and introduce yourself in a grandiose manner. [02:31] (Flashback) Towa     You may extend your wings to their     maximum size and spread them proudly. [02:34] (Flashback) Towa     2: Hide your wings and     blend in with the humans. [02:39] (Flashback) Towa     You may choose between these     two conventional methods." [02:42] (Flashback) Towa     Which one would be the better choice for me? [02:45] (Flashback) Towa     I wish to establish friendly     relations with humans, [02:48] (Flashback) Towa     so perhaps I should get to know them first. [02:55] (Flashback) Towa     They all seem so busy. [03:02] (Flashback) Towa     I'll try looking for a more laid-back place. [03:11] (Flashback) Towa     Now there's nobody around. [03:14] (Flashback) Towa     Should I go back to where I was before? [03:19] (Flashback) Towa     Oh, no. I'm too sleepy. [03:22] (Flashback) Towa     I want to go home— [03:23] (Flashback) Towa     Wait, I can't go home! [03:30] (Flashback) Towa     What a huge mansion. [03:35] (Flashback) Towa     Is this room unused? [03:38] (Flashback) Towa     Then I suppose I could borrow this space     for a night without bothering anyone. [03:46] Towa     Where am I supposed to go? [03:49] Towa     Do I even have a place here? [03:54] Towa     It's okay. I'll try again tomorrow morning. [04:01] Towa     I get the feeling I'll     meet someone wonderful. [04:10] Towa     And that's how I ended up     sleeping on your balcony. [04:14] Shintaro     Oh... [04:15] Shintaro     Either way, I'm really glad you wound up okay. [04:19] Towa     Me, too. [04:20] Towa     I'm really glad this room     was yours, Shintaro-sama. [04:26] Shintaro     This is a little while before     the end of the last episode. [04:29] Shintaro     We were having dinner together     after our shopping trip. [04:33] Towa     Dinner is ready! [04:36] Towa     Please, help yourself. [04:38] Shintaro     I was being spoiled rotten. [04:42] Towa     Shall I feed you? [04:43] Shintaro     Huh? N-No need for that! [04:45] Shintaro     Let's dig in. [04:47] Shintaro     Yum! [04:48] Shintaro     Towa-chan, this is delicious! [04:57] Shintaro     I love this potato dish! [04:59] Towa     Really? I'm glad to hear that. [05:02] Shintaro     I'm amazed you can cook so many dishes. [05:04] Towa     I learned them from The Good     Kid's Guide to Life on Earth*. [05:07] Shintaro     The Good Kid's Guide to Life     on Earth has got it all, huh? [05:14] Shintaro     The rice is fresh, the miso soup is hot,     and the stewed stuff is succulent. [05:18] Shintaro     Goodbye, my life of eating convenience     store meals and breads every day. [05:22] Shintaro     Food made by somebody     at home tastes so good! [05:29] (Flashback) Towa     I vow to bring you happiness in life! [05:34] Shintaro     She's cute, a great cook, [05:37] Shintaro     and a super nice angel. [05:40] Shintaro     Is it really okay for me to have it so good? [05:44] Towa     Do you not like the food? [05:45] Shintaro     Huh? That's not it! [05:47] Shintaro     I was just wondering if I     could do anything for you. [05:51] Towa     You're doing a lot for me     just by letting me stay here. [05:55] Towa     Oh, but... [05:57] Towa     There is something I'd like     to ask you after dinner. [06:06] Shintaro     Okay, let me explain how to use the bath. [06:08] Towa     Please! [06:09] Shintaro     First, close this curtain so you don't     get the wash basin and stuff all wet. [06:14] Shintaro     Make sure it's inside the tub. [06:17] Shintaro     Next, turn this dial to get hot water. [06:20] Shintaro     This one controls the temperature. [06:22] Towa     I see. [06:23] Shintaro     If you want to take a bath,     fill up the tub beforehand. [06:26] Shintaro     Use this to block the drain. [06:28] Shintaro     Did that help? [06:30] Towa     Yes! [06:31] Towa     Thank you! [06:34] Shintaro     All right. Enjoy. [06:40] Shintaro     Yikes. [06:42] Shintaro     Having a girl take a bath at my     place is getting me all on edge! SIGN    °Shintaro's Imagination [06:50] Shintaro     No, no! What's wrong with me? [06:53] Shintaro     I should watch TV or something! [07:04] Shintaro     Quit picturing it! SIGN    Self-Uppercut [07:08] Shintaro     Urk... This is too much for me. [07:10] Shintaro     I can't live like this. [07:12] Shintaro     Think about it. A girl's gonna be changing,     bathing, and sleeping at my place! [07:16] Shintaro     It's pure hell... [07:18] Shintaro     for me! [07:22] Shintaro     I should study. I have an     English quiz tomorrow. [07:26] Shintaro     Focus. SIGN    Can     focus     when he     gets into     the     groove [07:36] Shintaro     Hup. Toilet break. [07:48] Shintaro     I'm really sorry! [07:49] Shintaro     I didn't mean to peek! I just     needed to use the toilet! [07:52] Shintaro     I totally forgot you were in there! Sorry! [07:56] Towa     O-Oh, i-i-i-it's all right. SIGN    Japan's     All-in-One Bathroom [07:59] Shintaro     Curse you, all-in-one! [08:03] Towa     U-Um... [08:04] Towa     I'll close the curtain and wait,     so go ahead and use the toilet. [08:09] Shintaro     I don't have a humiliation fetish! [08:11] Shintaro     It's okay. The surprise     got rid of my urge to pee. [08:18] Shintaro     When I was living alone, [08:19] Shintaro     I didn't have to worry about anyone     being on the other side of the door. [08:22] Shintaro     I mean, obviously, but... [08:24] Shintaro     I need to be careful. [08:26] Towa     Shintaro-sama, shall I     wash your back for you? [08:30] Shintaro     No need for that! I'm good! [08:36] Shintaro     What's more... [08:37] Shintaro     I only needed one bed. [08:39] Shintaro     Studio apartment or not,     we're way too close here! [08:42] Shintaro     Towa-chan's dozed off, but I... [08:45] Shintaro     I can't sleep! [08:47] Shintaro     I definitely need to get     an extra bed tomorrow! [08:57] Shintaro     I guess I fell asleep for just a bit... SIGN    Monday [09:02] Shintaro     It's not even six yet. [09:04] Shintaro     I'll take a leak and go back to sleep. [09:10] Shintaro     Sorry! I'd forgotten about you! [09:12] Shintaro     I'm truly, truly sorry! [09:14] Towa     No, I should apologize for waking up     and changing without telling you! [09:17] Shintaro     Uh, there's nothing wrong with     that! I'm in the wrong here! [09:20] Shintaro     My deepest apologies! [09:24] Shintaro     Welp, so much for going back to sleep. [09:27] Shintaro     Anyway, this is bad. [09:29] Shintaro     I can't be walking in on her twice in a row. [09:31] Shintaro     This might continue, what with us     taking turns bathing and changing. [09:37] Shintaro     We should set some ground rules. [09:39] Shintaro     Oh, I know. How about leaving the     bathroom door open when not using it? [09:43] Shintaro     That way, when it's closed,     we'll know someone's in here. [09:46] Towa     Shintaro-sama, I'd like to brush, too... [09:49] Shintaro     Ack. [09:56] Towa     I'm so sorry! I... I... [09:59] Shintaro     No, I'm the one who's sorry! Really, I'm so sorry! [10:02] Shintaro     Gah, I just wanna disappear! [10:06] Shintaro     And so began day three of my     life together with an angel. [10:11] Shintaro     I was being spoiled even more. [10:15] Shintaro     And... I was super sleep-deprived. [10:19] Towa     Eat up, Shintaro-sama. [10:21] Shintaro     Thanks. Let's eat. [10:27] Shintaro     Yeah, this is delicious! [10:30] Shintaro     What a meal! [10:32] Shintaro     It was great. Thanks, Towa-chan. [10:36] Tv     Good mofu-ning! SIGN    Tokyo SIGN    Mofu Mofu TV [10:38] Tv     It's 8 AM, and you know what that     means. It's good mofu-ning time! [10:41] Shintaro     Yikes. I need to get to school. [10:44] Towa     You're a student, Shintaro-sama? [10:49] Shintaro     Didn't I tell you? I'm a     first-year in high school. [10:52] Towa     I'll clean up and get ready     to leave at once, too. [10:56] Shintaro     What?! [10:58] Shintaro     Uh, you don't have to come to school with me. [11:03] Shintaro     People would be shocked. [11:06] Shintaro     I'm sure you have things to take care of, too. [11:09] Towa     That won't do! I can't bring you     happiness when I'm not with you! [11:14] Towa     I want to go with you. [11:19] Shintaro     Sorry, you can't. [11:23] Towa     In that case, maybe you     could take the day off school? [11:27] Shintaro     I'd love to, [11:29] Shintaro     but a student's duty is to study. [11:32] Shintaro     And... I gotta do my duty. [11:36] Towa     Your duty... [11:39] Tv     Now, today's weather. [11:39] Towa     Right. I mustn't get in the way of your duties. SIGN    Weather in Japan [11:41] Tv     We'll have blue skies and pleasant     temperatures all across Japan. [11:44] Towa     I'll stay here. [11:45] Shintaro     Whew. [11:47] Shintaro     I'll leave you some money, just in case. [11:49] Shintaro     But if you could, I'd appreciate it     if you'd stay home and wait. [11:55] Shintaro     I'll be back by evening. [11:57] Shintaro     Just watch some TV or something and relax. [11:59] Towa     I will. Take care. [12:02] Shintaro     Great. I'm off. [12:11] Shintaro     I feel kinda bad for her. [12:13] Shintaro     But I couldn't bring her with me. [12:16] Shintaro     That aside... [12:18] Shintaro     I'm so sleepy. [12:20] Shintaro     And I'm so full, I feel like I'm about to puke. [12:26] Shuichi     Morning, Shintaro! [12:28] Shintaro     You idiot! What if it came out?! [12:31] Shuichi     If what came out? [12:32] Shintaro     All kinds of gross stuff! [12:34] Tsumugi     Hey, Shuichi. [12:35] Tsumugi     What are you doing? [12:37] Shuichi     What do you mean? Just my     way of saying good morning. [12:40] Tsumugi     You okay, Tokumitsu? [12:42] Shintaro     Oh, yeah. [12:43] Shintaro     Good morning, Tsutsumi-san. [12:45] Tsumugi     Good morning... [12:47] Tsumugi     You look really unwell. [12:49] Tsumugi     Shuichi... [12:50] Shuichi     Huh? Is it my fault? [12:53] Shuichi     Yikes, you're right. [12:54] Shuichi     Dude, you're as pale as a ghost. [12:56] Shuichi     You possessed or something? [12:58] Shintaro     Po— [12:59] Shintaro     Possessed by an angel... [13:02] Shintaro     Nah, I just didn't get much sleep. [13:06] Shuichi     Were you busy over the weekend? Work? [13:09] Shintaro     Kinda, yeah. [13:11] Tsumugi     Maybe you should skip school today. [13:13] Shintaro     Thanks, but I'll be fine. [13:15] Tsumugi     I'm worried about you because you live alone. [13:19] Shuichi     What's this, Tsumugi? [13:21] Shuichi     Aren't you being awfully nice to him? [13:24] Tsumugi     Huh?! I-It's a perfectly     normal friend thing to do! [13:28] Shuichi     Then you should be nicer to me, too. [13:31] Shuichi     Aren't I such a good boy?     I'm going to school on time again. [13:34] Tsumugi     Yeah, yeah, attaboy. [13:37] Shuichi     Your heart's not in it! [13:41] Shintaro     You've known each other forever, and it shows.     You're like a comedic married couple. [13:46] Tsumugi     Married?! [13:48] Tsumugi     Never say that again, Tokumitsu. [13:51] Tsumugi     I really, really don't wanna hear it. [13:53] Shuichi     What? That overreaction     actually hurts, you know. [14:18] Towa     Cleaning and laundry complete. [14:28] Towa     Shintaro-sama must be studying now. [14:33] Towa     He ate so much! That made me happy. [14:40] Towa     I wish he'd come back soon... [14:49] Towa     Actually, I wonder what     he's going to do for lunch. [14:54] Towa     He said he'd be back by evening. [14:58] Shintaro     I'm starving... I'm so unhappy... [15:05] Towa     Shintaro-sama! [15:09] Shuichi     It's lunchtime! SIGN    A day's worth     of veggies [15:12] Tsumugi     Huh? Are you only having     vegetable juice, Tokumitsu? [15:15] Shintaro     Uh... yeah. I'll get some bread     later if it's not enough. [15:20] Shintaro     I ate too much for breakfast. [15:21] Tsumugi     You don't cook, right? [15:24] Tsumugi     I'm seriously worried about     whether you're eating right. [15:28] Shintaro     I mean, I manage... [15:30] Tsumugi     But bread's all you ever eat for lunch. [15:34] Tsumugi     You won't get enough nutrition that way. [15:36] Shuichi     Yeah. Better eat tons of bread     to keep that nutrition up. [15:41] Tsumugi     That's not how it works, you moron. [15:44] Shuichi     Huh? [15:46] Shintaro     I'm fine. To— [15:48] Tsumugi     To? [15:50] Shintaro     "Towa-chan cooks for me"? I can't say that. [15:54] Shintaro     The occasional staff meals at work help. [15:57] Tsumugi     You work at a casual restaurant, don't you? [15:59] Tsumugi     But not every day, right? [16:02] Shintaro     Well, yeah. [16:06] Tsumugi     S-So, uh... I've been thinking     about this for a while. [16:11] Tsumugi     Sh-Should I... [16:13] Tsumugi     make lunch for you, too? [16:17] Tsumugi     Or something... [16:19] Shintaro     Huh? [16:21] Shintaro     Tsutsumi-san, you make your lunches yourself? [16:24] Tsumugi     Y-Yeah. [16:26] Shintaro     That's amazing! [16:30] Tsumugi     A-Anyway, I'm just worried     about your diet as a friend. [16:36] Tsumugi     I make my own lunch, [16:38] Tsumugi     so adding one more won't make any difference. [16:40] Shuichi     For real? Then can you     make lunch for me, too? [16:43] Tsumugi     Why? You get your mom's lunches already. [16:47] Shuichi     Don't underestimate a     high school boy's appetite. [16:49] Shuichi     I can eat both! [16:51] Tsumugi     No. Too much work. [16:53] Shuichi     You literally just said another     one won't make any difference! [16:56] Tsumugi     Making yours would make it three     in total! And that's more work! [17:00] Shuichi     The heck? Come on! [17:03] Tsumugi     Ugh, just shut up already! [17:11] Tsumugi     Whoa! What's wrong? [17:12] Shintaro     Nah, i-it's nothing! Nothing! [17:15] Shintaro     The roof. Go to the roof. [17:18] Shintaro     I'll see you there. [17:19] Towa     O-Okay. [17:21] Shintaro     I just remembered I had     something to do! Sorry! [17:24] Tsumugi     Tokumitsu?! [17:25] Shuichi     What, did he have plans     to meet up with a girl? [17:36] Student A     Is all the stress making me see things? [17:38] Student B     Is it because I stayed up all night studying? [17:41] Student C     Is it because I stayed up all night gaming? SIGN    Suspected Group Hallucination [17:56] Shintaro     Why? I told you not to come. [18:00] Shintaro     Besides, your wings were totally visible. [18:04] Towa     U-Um... SIGN    The "Angel" Discovered SIGN    The Modern-Day     Loch Ness SIGN    The 21st Century's     Biggest Discovery [18:06] Shintaro     Man, what do I do? SIGN    Breaking Exclusive Story     Angels Are Real [18:08] Shintaro     If people find out that angels     exist, it'll be all over the news. [18:13] Towa     I apologize. [18:15] Towa     I appear to have caused you trouble. [18:18] Towa     I was worried you might be     going hungry without lunch... [18:25] Towa     I'll leave now. [18:27] Towa     Please eat this, if you'd like. [18:31] Shintaro     Towa-chan! [18:36] Shintaro     Hey, sorry for pouting when     you brought lunch for me. [18:42] Shintaro     Let's eat together. [18:45] Towa     Sure. [18:49] Shintarotowa     Let's eat. [18:54] Shintaro     Yeah, the food you make is     always great, Towa-chan. [18:58] Towa     Really? Thank you. [19:00] Shintaro     I guess she technically wasn't found out. [19:03] Shintaro     She must've been trying to be discreet... [19:16] Shintaro     Hey, it's that dish I said I loved last night. [19:19] Shintaro     You made it for me again? [19:21] Towa     It remained in my memory because     what you said made me happy. [19:25] Towa     I want to learn more about the     things you like, Shintaro-sama. [19:32] Shintaro     That's great. Thanks. [19:35] Towa     I'll cook lots of food for you! [19:39] Shintaro     Just not too much, please. [19:41] Shintaro     "Possessed by an angel"     crossed my mind earlier, [19:44] Shintaro     but this isn't too bad, honestly. [19:47] Shintaro     If anything, I'm really lucky. [20:31] Teacher A     Hey. [20:33] Teacher A     Somebody come help me carry     the materials for 5th period. [20:36] Tsumugi     Oh, I'll help. [20:41] Tsumugi     Where did Tokumitsu go? [20:45] Tsumugi     I actually went and suggested     making lunch for him... [20:49] Tsumugi     I didn't manage to get a reply, though. [20:53] Tsumugi     Tokumitsu... Shintaro-kun. [21:00] Youngtsumugi     Where am I? [21:01] Tsumugi     In first grade, my parents and I visited     relatives in the next town over. [21:02] Youngtsumugi     Mommy! Mommy! [21:07] Tsumugi     I wandered off on my own     and ended up getting lost. [21:14] (Flashback) Youngshintaro     What's wrong? [21:20] (Flashback) Youngshintaro     Are you lost? [21:23] Tsumugi     That's when this boy helped me. SIGN    Tokumitsu Shintaro [21:32] (Flashback) Youngtsumugi     Here! Here! [21:34] (Flashback) Youngshintaro     Great. Bye. [21:38] Tsumugi     Thinking back, he was my first crush. [21:41] Tsumugi     But then I didn't see him for nine years, [21:45] Tsumugi     and I'd even forgotten his name when... [21:50] (Flashback) Shuichi     I passed! I got accepted! [21:53] (Flashback) Shuichi     Awesome! [21:55] (Flashback) Tsumugi     Ugh... Three more years of     going to school with Shuichi? [22:01] (Flashback) Shuichi     Oh, did you pass, too? [22:03] (Flashback) Shintaro     Huh? Oh, yeah. [22:05] (Flashback) Shuichi     Me, too! Let's be friends! [22:09] (Flashback) Tsumugi     What is wrong with you, Shuichi?! [22:11] (Flashback) Tsumugi     Come on! SIGN    Admission Ticket SIGN    Application Number SIGN    Name: Tokumitsu Shintaro [22:15] (Flashback) Tsumugi     Huh? SIGN    Application Number SIGN    Name: Tokumitsu Shintaro [22:17] (Flashback) Tsumugi     Tokumitsu... Shintaro-kun? [22:22] (Flashback) Shintaro     That's me. [22:30] Tsumugi     I felt that fate had reunited us. [22:35] Tsumugi     But I haven't brought up what happened nine     years ago for fear of being called a stalker. [22:44] Tsumugi     Huh? [22:45] Tsumugi     Tokumitsu. [22:48] Tsumugi     Huh? [22:51] Tsumugi     Huh?! [22:56] Tsumugi     What?! [22:57] Shintaro     You go straight home, all right? [22:58] Shintaro     Absolutely do not follow any strangers! [23:02] Towa     Got it. [23:03] Shintaro     Great. See you. [23:05] Towa     Um, Shintaro-sama? [23:08] Towa     Please come home soon. [23:12] Shintaro     I will. [23:17] Tsumugi     Tokumitsu... really was     meeting up with a girl. [23:25] Tsumugi     Huh?! [23:28] Tsumugi     Wait... [23:29] Tsumugi     What?! SIGN    A Cold Friend [23:36] Shintaro     Next episode: "A Cold Friend." E3 - A Cold Friend Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] Shintaro     I'm home. [00:03] Towa     Welcome back, Shintaro-sama. [00:07] Shintaro     Sorry about everything today,     and thanks for bringing me lunch. [00:10] Towa     Don't mention it. [00:12] Towa     I should be the one to     apologize for flying so much. [00:14] Shintaro     Oh, yeah, that was definitely a shock... [00:20] Shintaro     Huh? [00:21] Shintaro     You did the laundry? [00:23] Towa     I did. [00:23] Shintaro     But I didn't teach you how to     use the washing machine, did I? [00:27] Towa     I studied up on that beforehand with     The Good Kid's Guide to Life on Earth! SIGN    The Good Kid's Guide     to Life on Earth SIGN    Learn as you read! [00:32] Shintaro     Wow, The Good Kid's Guide     to Life on Earth has got it— [00:36] Shintaro     M-My underwear?! [00:38] Shintaro     Crap, I'd stuffed it in the machine 'cause     I didn't expect her to do the laundry! [00:44] Shintaro     I don't think anyone other than my family's     ever washed my underwear for me before! [00:49] Shintaro     Th-Thanks. [00:50] Shintaro     Control yourself. It'll make the     mood all awkward if I blush here. [00:53] Shintaro     And then Towa-chan will apologize. [00:56] Shintaro     Stay calm! [00:57] Shintaro     Wow, look how neatly folded they a— [01:00] Shintaro     Why is there a bear?! [01:03] Towa     There was a hole in your underwear,     so I mended it for you. [01:06] Shintaro     Kill me now! [01:10] Shintaro     Given everything she's doing for me, [01:12] Shintaro     it'd be weird to hyperfocus     on the underwear... [01:15] Shintaro     No! That's exactly why I should! [01:18] Shintaro     Towa-chan. [01:19] Shintaro     I'll make sure to wash my own underwear. [01:23] Towa     What? [01:24] Towa     Did you dislike the bear?! [01:26] Shintaro     Oh, nah, it's more... [01:28] Towa     Shall I stitch a bunny from now on? [01:30] Shintaro     That's not the point! [01:31] Shintaro     Just let me handle everything     related to my underwear, please! [01:36] Towa     O...kay? [01:44] Shintaro     From that day on, [01:45] Shintaro     washing my underwear in the sink     became part of my daily routine. SIGN    Studio Apartment, Good Lighting, Angel Included [03:24] Tsumugi     Gah! I need to know! [03:28] Tsumugi     I should've asked Tokumitsu     about that girl I saw. [03:33] Tsumugi     But I couldn't. [03:35] Towa     And... flap, flap, flap! [03:35] Tsumugi     Say, Tokumitsu, who was that flying girl? [03:40] Tsumugi     There's no way I could've!     Talk about delusional! [03:44] Tsumugi     Yeah, I was just seeing things! [03:47] Tsumugi     People can't fly. [03:50] Tsumugi     I was obviously seeing things! Obviously! [03:53] Tsumugi     I guess the shock of seeing Tokumitsu     with some girl really got to me. [04:00] Tsumugi     I never got to confirm if I could     make lunch for him, either. [04:05] Tsumugi     Tokumitsu... [04:08] Tsumugi     Gah, I love him! [04:11] Tsumugimom     Honey, you're taking awfully long in there.     You haven't drowned, have you? [04:15] Tsumugi     Mom? I'm fine! [04:18] Tsumugi     I'll ask him about lunch again tomorrow. [04:25] Towa     What? You don't want lunch? [04:28] Shintaro     Yeah. I appreciate the thought, but... [04:31] Shintaro     I don't know how I'd explain it at school. [04:34] Towa     Shintaro-sama... [04:36] Towa     Have you really come to hate me? [04:40] Shintaro     Wha?! [04:41] Towa     Y-You insisted on sleeping on the     floor by yourself last night, too! [04:45] Shintaro     That's bothering you? [04:46] Shintaro     I mean, we can't keep     sleeping in the same bed! [04:49] Towa     You don't want me coming to school, either! [04:52] Shintaro     Okay, okay! I'll take the lunch! [04:55] Shintaro     Thanks! [04:56] Towa     Please come home soon. [04:59] Towa     I'll have dinner ready for you. [05:01] Shintaro     Okay... [05:04] Shintaro     Sorry, I have work today. [05:07] Shintaro     I won't be home until after nine. [05:09] Towa     Work? [05:11] Towa     I'll go with you! [05:13] Shintaro     You can't. [05:15] Shintaro     M-Man, I'm so lucky to have     you make lunch for me. [05:19] Shintaro     And when I get home, there'll     be dinner waiting for me. [05:22] Shintaro     I'm so happy, I could die! [05:26] Towa     Shintaro-sama's happy... [05:29] Shintaro     See you later! [05:34] Shintaro     I feel kinda bad for dodging     the conversation so hard. [05:38] Towa     Shintaro-sama! [05:45] Shintaro     But it's true that I feel super fortunate. [05:55] Shuichi     Hey, Shintaro. Let's eat lunch together. [06:00] Tsumugi     Okay! Time to ask if I can make lunch for him! [06:03] Tsumugi     H-Hey, Tokumitsu... [06:07] Tsumugi     Huh? [06:09] Shuichi     You brought your own lunch,     Shintaro? That's a surprise. [06:12] Tsumugi     Wait, what? [06:14] Shintaro     W-Well, uh, you know... [06:16] Shintaro     I saved an old lady I found collapsed on the     street, and she gave it to me as thanks! [06:20] Shuichi     Seriously? Wow! [06:22] Tsumugi     Y-You're kidding, right? [06:24] Shintaro     Absolutely not. [06:26] Shintaro     Why does it matter, anyway? [06:28] Shintaro     Let's just eat! SIGN    Shintaro-sama,     All the best!     - Towa [06:32] Tsumugi     Hey, wait... [06:34] Tsumugi     Did that say "Shintaro"— [06:36] Shintaro     Oh, man, I'm starving! [06:38] Shintaro     Towa-chan! [06:41] Tsumugi     Huh? [06:42] Tsumugi     A girl definitely made that     lunch for him, right? [06:46] Tsumugi     His mom isn't in town or     anything, right? What the heck? [06:50] Tsumugi     Huh? [06:51] Shuichi     Tsumugi. [06:52] Shuichi     If you don't want the omelet, gimme it. [07:05] Shintaro     I'm so worn out after that. [07:08] Shintaro     Why do I keep coming up with     these half-assed excuses? [07:12] Shintaro     What am I gonna say tomorrow? [07:14] Shintaro     Am I gonna save an old lady every day? [07:18] Shintaro     I'm starting to think I'm     kind of a wishy-washy loser. [07:23] Shintaro     Oh... [07:24] Shintaro     It'll be okay as long as nobody     finds out Towa-chan's an angel! SIGN    She's cosplaying! [07:27] Shintaro     Wait, the angel thing isn't even the point! [07:30] Shintaro     I don't want anyone finding     out I'm living with a girl! [07:33] Oldfortuneteller     You... [07:35] Oldfortuneteller     You've got a cloud of girl trouble     hanging over your head. [07:39] Shintaro     Whoa! [07:41] Shintaro     What's your deal?! [07:43] Oldfortuneteller     Just your friendly     neighborhood fortuneteller. [07:47] Oldfortuneteller     Beware. You've entered a phase     of intense girl trouble. [07:55] Shintaro     What kind of phase is that? [07:57] Shintaro     I don't know what you expect     me to do with that information. [08:00] Oldfortuneteller     Oh, you just need to ward it     off with some potent power. [08:04] Oldfortuneteller     These talismans are 10,000 each,     but I'll cut you a deal: three for 30,000! [08:11] Shintaro     I'm fine, thank you! [08:13] Oldfortuneteller     Not for long, you aren't! [08:16] Shintaro     Yikes. Spiritual scam alert. [08:19] Shintaro     Close call. [08:21] Shintaro     But maybe the girl trouble part is accurate. [08:24] Towa     That's so mean! [08:26] Shintaro     R-Right. Towa-chan is no trouble! [08:30] Shintaro     Yeah, not at all! [08:33] Shintaro     Hello! [08:35] Boss     Oh, hey, Tokumitsu-kun. [08:38] Boss     How are you feeling? [08:39] Shintaro     Oh, right. [08:41] Shintaro     Sorry about leaving early on Saturday. [08:44] Boss     Don't worry about it. [08:45] Boss     I'm glad you're better now. [08:47] Shintaro     Yeah, I'm fine now. [08:49] Shintaro     I'll go get changed. [08:51] Boss     I'm counting on you. [08:53] Boss     By the way, Izumi-san's in today. [08:57] Boss     You know, the girl who     was hired two weeks ago. [08:59] Boss     I guess this is your first shift together. [09:02] Boss     Play nice, okay? [09:03] Shintaro     Sure. [09:07] Shintaro     Wonder what she's like. [09:09] Shintaro     She works the floor, right?     I'll go say hi later. [09:20] Noel     Huh? [09:21] Shintaro     Wha? [09:23] Shintaro     Che... [09:25] Shintaro     rr...ie...s...? [09:32] Shintaro     Oh, I-I'm sorry! [09:42] Staff A     Whoa, what happened to your face? [09:45] Shintaro     Nothing. [09:49] Shintaro     "Girl trouble," huh? [09:58] Shintaro     Th-Thanks. [10:01] Shintaro     Brr, cold! Is this frozen?! [10:05] Shintaro     Ah, she's telling me to ice my face. [10:08] Shintaro     Hey, uh, sorry about that. [10:10] Shintaro     I didn't think there'd be anyone in there. [10:13] Noel     It doesn't bother me. [10:15] Noel     It's my fault for not     locking the door, anyway. [10:17] Shintaro     I'm Tokumitsu Shintaro. Nice to meet you. [10:23] Noel     I'm Izumi Noel. [10:25] Shintaro     Noel... [10:27] Shintaro     Bûche de Noël? [10:29] Shintaro     Wait, were you born on     Christmas or something? [10:33] Noel     Yeah. Is that a problem? [10:35] Shintaro     Urk, now I've done it! [10:37] Noel     Anyway, I'm not bothered by what     happened, so you forget it, too. [10:41] Noel     And we'll never speak of it again, okay? Bye. [10:49] Shintaro     She didn't even let me get a word in. [10:51] Shintaro     But... [10:52] Shintaro     Thank goodness! [10:53] Shintaro     I thought she'd file a complaint     or something! I'm off the hook! [11:16] Shintaro     Forget it! Forget it! Forget it! [11:19] Shintaro     She said it didn't bother her! [11:20] Shintaro     Just forget it already! [11:22] Towa     You're a jerk, Shintaro-sama! [11:25] Shintaro     Sorry to you, too, Towa-chan! [11:26] Shintaro     Dunno why I'm apologizing,     but I'm really sorry anyway! [11:30] Shintaro     Right. I forgot about the "how do I explain     Towa-chan's lunches at school" dilemma. SIGN    Shintaro-sama,     All the best!     - Towa SIGN    Shintaro-sama,     All the best!     - Towa [11:37] Shintaro     Gah! I'm such a moron! [11:39] Boss     Oh, Tokumitsu-kun, you can clock out now. [11:42] Boss     You too, Izumi-san. [11:44] Shintaro     Oh, right. [11:46] Noel     Thank you for today. [11:47] Shintaro     Thank you for today. [11:48] Boss     No problem. Good work. [11:50] Boss     There are some new trial parfaits     in the break room fridge. [11:54] Boss     Have them and let me know     what you think later. [11:57] Shintaronoel     Thank you. [12:04] Noel     What? If you don't want to     eat with me, I'll leave. [12:08] Shintaro     That's not it. Just... [12:11] Shintaro     I'm starting to get the feeling     I'm just a hopeless person. [12:18] Noel     You did your job perfectly fine. [12:20] Shintaro     Huh? Thanks... [12:23] Shintaro     Not what I'm talking about, though. [12:26] Shintaro     Wait, was she... complimenting me? [12:29] Noel     Found the parfaits. [12:35] Shintaro     Hey, cherry par— [12:41] Shintaro     Crap! Forget about that! [12:43] Shintaro     Izumi-san said it didn't bother her! [12:45] Shintaro     Th-Those look great. [12:51] Shintaro     Wait, is it really bothering you after all? [12:54] Noel     Nope! Not in the least! [12:57] Noel     What were we even talking about?! I forgot! [12:59] Shintaro     Oh, yeah, same. I remember nothing! [13:03] Shintaro     Nothing about cherries... [13:05] Shintaro     Ah! [13:07] Shintaro     Way to put my foot in it! [13:09] Shintaro     S-Sorry. [13:11] Shintaro     I mean, of course. [13:13] Shintaro     There's no way a girl would be     fine with being seen changing. [13:16] Shintaro     That was so insensitive of me. [13:19] Shintaro     Izumi-san, listen... [13:23] Shintaro     But first, the cooling in     this room is out of control! [13:26] Shintaro     Where's the remote? [13:31] Shintaro     Huh? Are you okay? [13:34] Shintaro     You're trembling. [13:35] Noel     Don't touch me! [13:38] Noel     I... [13:41] Noel     I'm a yuki-onna! [13:45] Shintaro     Huh? [13:52] Customer B     Brr. [13:54] Customer C     The ice cream's so hard! [13:57] Customer M     Excuse me. Please raise the temperature. [14:00] Staff A     R-Right away. [14:02] Noel     I'm a yuki-onna! [14:09] Shintaro     I... [14:10] Shintaro     I see. A yuki-onna. [14:13] Shintaro     Angels are real, so I guess     yuki-onna would be, too. SIGN    Messed-up Understanding [14:19] Noel     W-Wait! [14:20] Noel     I didn't mean that! I was kidding! [14:23] Noel     The cooling's... so broken... [14:26] Shintaro     The more Izumi-san panics, the     more intense the snowstorm gets? [14:29] Shintaro     Listen, calm down! [14:31] Shintaro     I'm surprisingly okay with the supernatural! [14:34] Noel     You... believe me? [14:38] Shintaro     Yeah. [14:40] Staff A     Boss, what happened to the cooling? [14:42] Boss     I don't see anything wrong... [14:44] Staff A     But it's so cold! [14:46] Shintaro     Get changed, Izumi-san. [14:48] Shintaro     I'll change in the hallway! [14:49] Shintaro     We need to get out of here! [14:51] Noel     Huh? O-Okay! [14:53] Shintaro     See you! [14:55] Noel     G-Goodbye! [15:02] Shintaro     We should be far enough now, right? [15:04] Noel     Y-Yeah, probably. [15:07] Shintaro     Huh? [15:08] Shintaro     Those parfaits... [15:10] Noel     I wasn't thinking straight     and just grabbed them. SIGN    Heating SIGN    POW SIGN    Set Temp SIGN    Room Temp SIGN    Mode SIGN    Fan Str./Fan Dir. SIGN    Temperature SIGN    Menu                              Confirm SIGN    Temperature SIGN    On/Off SIGN    Cancel [15:21] Boss     Huh? [15:22] Boss     It's starting to get warmer. [15:40] Game     Congratulations! [15:44] Game     Take some deep breaths now. [15:46] Towa     I did it. I cleared it. [15:46] Game     Inhale, exhale. [15:51] Towa     Games in the human world are so much fun. [15:54] Towa     I got engrossed in it. [15:59] Towa     Look at the time. [16:01] Towa     Didn't Shintaro-sama say     he would be back after nine? SIGN    Tokumitsu's lunch SIGN    Is someone cooking for him? SIGN    It can't be his mom...     I think. SIGN    Gah, I can't! [16:16] Tsumugi     I can't focus. [16:19] Tsumugi     Screw it! Ice cream! [16:21] Tsumugi     Times like these call for ice cream! [16:25] Tsumugi     I'm going to the convenience store. [16:27] Tsumugimom     This late? Be careful. [16:30] Tsumugi     I will. [16:37] Shintaro     The parfait was pretty good, huh? [16:40] Shintaro     Though it ended up more like sherbet... [16:43] Noel     Yeah. [16:44] Shintaro     We'll have to go give the glasses back. [16:47] Noel     Yeah. [16:48] Shintaro     And I didn't know we went to the same school! [16:51] Noel     Yeah. [16:55] Shintaro     Awkward... [16:57] Noel     Hey... [17:00] Noel     Do you really believe me? [17:02] Noel     I mean... [17:04] Noel     About the yuki-onna thing? [17:10] Shintaro     Yeah. [17:12] Noel     Why? Cooler trouble sounds     more realistic, doesn't it? [17:17] Shintaro     Why? I mean... [17:20] Shintaro     Because you said so. And I believe you. [17:26] Shintaro     Honestly, I was thinking angels being     real meant there'd be devils, too. [17:31] Shintaro     I wasn't expecting a yuki-onna, though. [17:38] Noel     What I'm about to say... [17:40] Noel     stays between us, okay?! [17:46] Shintaro     Okay. [17:49] Noel     My family's had yuki-onna for generations. [17:53] Shintaro     For generations?! [17:55] Noel     I don't know if it's in our genes or what. [17:59] Noel     My mother and grandmother     were both born yuki-onna. [18:03] Noel     When we're mad, sad, or embarrassed... [18:09] Noel     We blizzard it up. [18:11] Shintaro     "Blizzard it up"? Like a boss... [18:14] Noel     I'm awful at controlling my emotions. [18:18] Noel     My little sister and the     rest of my family manage, [18:21] Noel     but I always end up like     that at the drop of a hat. [18:26] Noel     So I acted aloof and standoffish     and tried not to make any friends. [18:33] Noel     I was alone all the time and     started skipping school and stuff. [18:39] Noel     But once I started high school, [18:42] Noel     I thought this couldn't     continue and tried to change. [18:46] Noel     At home, all I do is read     manga or watch anime, [18:50] Noel     so I started working as a waitress to     get used to interacting with people. [18:55] Noel     And yet... [18:57] Noel     Here we are anyway! [18:59] Noel     I caused so much trouble just     because someone saw me changing! [19:03] Noel     I really should just hole up at home! [19:06] Shintaro     Calm down, Izumi-san! [19:08] Shintaro     It's my fault for walking     in on you to begin with! [19:11] Noel     No, it's not! [19:13] Noel     It's my fault for recalling it despite     trying not to let it bother me! [19:17] Noel     Why am I such a lost cause? [19:23] Shintaro     You were really trying, Izumi-san. [19:26] Shintaro     You greeted customers with a smile, too. [19:30] Shintaro     Even if people want to change, [19:32] Shintaro     most of them don't actually     do anything about it. [19:35] Shintaro     I think you're amazing! [19:37] Shintaro     You're not a lost cause! [19:53] Shintaro     S-Sorry! Did I say something     insensitive again?! [19:57] Noel     No, it's not that. [20:00] Noel     It's just the first time I've talked to anyone     but my family about the yuki-onna thing, [20:03] Noel     and the first time anyone's     reassured me like that. [20:07] Noel     Thank you. [20:09] Shintaro     You're welcome. [20:11] Noel     H-Hey, if you don't mind... [20:15] Noel     Could we be friends? [20:23] Noel     I've never actually had any friends, [20:26] Noel     so I might be terrible at friending, but... [20:30] Shintaro     What the heck is "friending"? [20:34] Shintaro     If you'll have me. [20:37] Noel     Are you sure? I'm a yuki-onna, you know! [20:40] Shintaro     Uh... Yeah. [20:42] Shintaro     Here's to our friendship, Izumi-san. [20:46] Noel     Noel. [20:49] Noel     Call me Noel. [20:55] Noel     C-Can I call you Shintaro? [20:58] Shintaro     Sure. [21:00] Noel     I made a friend! [21:03] Noel     I'm so happy! [21:06] Shintaro     Wait, don't yuki-onna melt away     and disappear if they're exposed?! [21:12] Noel     No, no way! [21:14] Shintaro     Thank goodness. [21:17] Shintaro     Hmm? A feather? [21:21] Shintaro     Towa-chan?! [21:23] Towa     So it was you, Shintaro-sama. Good. [21:27] Shintaro     Uh, there's nothing good     about this, Towa-chan! [21:34] Tsumugi     Huh? Tokumitsu? [21:38] Shintaro     Tsutsumi-san?! [21:41] Tsumugi     Huh? [21:43] Tsumugi     Wait... What?! [21:46] Shintaro     I'm Tokumitsu Shintaro. [21:48] Shintaro     Other than the fact that I live alone, [21:50] Shintaro     I'm a perfectly normal sixteen-year-old. [21:53] Shintaro     Or I was, until last weekend. [21:58] Shintaro     But, uh... [21:59] Shintaro     There's nothing normal about all this. SIGN    The Real Deal Is Convincing as Hell [23:35] Tsumugi     Next episode: "The Real Deal     Is Convincing as Hell." E4 - The Real Deal Is Convincing as Hell Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:09] Shintaro     Wh... Why is this happening to me? [00:14] Noel     An... [00:15] Noel     Angel! She's clearly an angel! [00:15] Towa     You were late coming home, so I got worried. [00:15] Tsumugi     I saw this at school! I thought I was seeing things! [00:18] Noel     It's the real deal, right?     She's flying, so she must be! [00:18] Towa     I figured I could fly since it was nighttime... [00:18] Tsumugi     Or did I really see what I thought I saw?! [00:21] Noel     And did she just call you "Shintaro-sama"? [00:21] Tsumugi     Wait, am I seeing things again? [00:21] Towa     Oh, I put peppers in the omelet rice for dinner. [00:22] Noel     Do you know her? Do you?! [00:22] Tsumugi     But those wings are real! This is real! [00:23] Towa     Are you okay with them? [00:25] Shintaro     Stop! I can't process all this! [00:27] Shintaro     Wait, why are you here, Tsutsumi-san? [00:29] Tsumugi     Huh? I just happened to pass by... [00:34] Tsumugi     Ugh, I'm in sweats! This sucks! [00:37] Tsumugi     I didn't expect to run into Tokumitsu! [00:41] Shintaro     Uh, for the time being... [00:44] Shintaro     Can we all pretend we     saw nothing and go home? [00:47] Tsumugi     What? No way. SIGN    Doom [00:50] Shntaro     Of course not. [00:52] Shntaro     What do I do? [00:53] Shntaro     I can't talk my way out of this. [00:56] Shntaro     How do I explain it? [00:58] Shntaro     There's no way I can get them     to accept that she's an angel. [01:01] Noel     S-S-S-S... [01:03] Noel     Super cute! [01:05] Noel     And you look so soft! [01:07] Noel     So cute! Holy cow! [01:09] Noel     My favorite characters in anime     and manga are usually the angels! [01:10] Shintaro     Well, she's very accepting. [01:12] Shintaro     Come to think of it, Izumi-san     is a yuki-onna, isn't she? [01:13] Noel     I can't! An angel! A real, live angel! [01:15] Tsumugi     Wait, are you really an angel? [01:21] Towa     Yes, I am an angel. [01:25] Towa     I'm Towa the angel, and I came to     Earth to learn more about humans! [01:29] Towa     It's a pleasure to meet you! [01:32] Shintaro     Towa-chan... [01:33] Noel     Whoa! The real deal! [01:35] Noel     I didn't know angels could be so energetic! [01:38] Noel     So cute! [01:39] Towa     Thank you very much! SIGN    Studio Apartment, Good Lighting, Angel Included [03:12] Tsumugi     So, uh... [03:14] Tsumugi     She's an angel for real, [03:16] Tsumugi     she randomly showed up at your place,     and she's been living with you ever since? [03:22] Tokumitsu     Yeah. [03:23] Tokumitsu     I kept Towa-chan's presence a secret     because I didn't want to cause a fuss. [03:28] Tokumitsu     So... you know... [03:29] Tsumugi     I get it. I won't tell anyone. [03:32] Tsumugi     Heck, I don't think anyone would believe it. [03:36] Tsumugi     We do because we saw her flying. [03:39] Shintaro     Right. [03:41] Tsumugi     But why Tokumitsu's place? [03:43] Shintaro     Well, uh... [03:45] Towa     I just happened to sleep on     Shintaro-sama's balcony for a night. [03:51] Tsumugi     Tokumitsu... you do realize     you're way too kind, right? [03:54] Shintaro     Yeah, but Towa-chan had nowhere to go. [03:59] Towa     Shintaro-sama... [04:01] Tsumugi     Squee! Tokumitsu's so nice! [04:04] Tsumugi     I love him! [04:05] Tsumugi     And I love that side of him, but it bothers me! SIGN    Shintaro-sama     All the best!     - Towa [04:10] Tsumugi     Wait, was your lunch today... [04:14] Shintaro     Yeah, Towa-chan made it. [04:16] Tsumugi     Got it from an old lady, my foot! [04:19] Tsumugi     Anyway... [04:20] Noel     You two live together? [04:20] Tsumugi     Why's Tokumitsu sandwiched     between girls here? [04:23] Towa     Yeah. [04:23] Noel     I wish I could live with an angel, too! [04:25] Tsumugi     Hey, You're Izumi-san from Class 3, right? [04:29] Tsumugi     What are you doing with Tokumitsu this late? [04:32] Noel     W-Well... [04:34] Shintaro     You know Izumi-san, Tsutsumi-san? [04:36] Tsumugi     Yeah. I've seen her in the halls. [04:39] Tsumugi     They call her "Ice Queen" because     she never talks to anyone. [04:43] Shintaro     Izumi-san has some kind of nickname... [04:47] Shintaro     She's about to blizzard it up! [04:50] Shintaro     W-We have the same part-time gig! [04:52] Shintaro     And we'd just left there! [04:55] Tsumugi     I see. So that's the deal. [04:58] Tsumugi     Huh... [04:59] Shintaro     Is she mad? [05:01] Tsumugi     That's a great idea! [05:03] Tsumugi     Maybe I should apply, too. [05:07] Noel     Shintaro, is this "Tsutsumi-san"     a friend of yours? [05:12] Shintaro     Yeah. [05:13] Noel     And Towa-chan? [05:15] Shintaro     Yeah. [05:16] Shintaro     Though I don't know if "friend"     is the right word... [05:21] Shintaro     Are you okay, Izumi-san? [05:23] Noel     Noel! [05:25] Noel     I told you to call me Noel. [05:30] Shintaro     Noel-chan. [05:31] Noel     Good. [05:33] Tsumugi     Huh? Why are they on a first-name basis? [05:36] Tsumugi     Wha? [05:37] Towa     I'm sorry, Shintaro-sama. [05:40] Towa     I shouldn't have come out here. [05:41] Shintaro     It's okay, Towa-chan. [05:43] Shintaro     Sorry I was late coming home. [05:45] Tsumugi     Them, too! [05:47] Tsumugi     I'm the only one not on a     first-name basis with him?! [05:50] Shintaro     Phew. They had me worried for a moment, [05:53] Shintaro     but it looks like things have calmed down. [05:56] Shintaro     Okay, guys, time to go home. [05:58] Noel     Tsutsumi-san! Towa-chan! [06:00] Noel     Listen! I'm a yuki-onna! SIGN    Bhew [06:03] Towa     Huh? [06:04] Tsumugi     Some kind of joke? [06:05] Shintaro     Why, Noel-chan?! [06:17] Tsumugi     What's going on? [06:19] Tsumugi     A snowstorm? [06:20] Noel     Like I said, I'm a yuki-onna, a snow woman. [06:23] Noel     Like, genetically! [06:24] Noel     I blizzard it up when I get too emotional. [06:27] Shintaro     Izumi-san, underwear! [06:29] Noel     Noel! [06:29] Shintaro     Worry about your underwear first! [06:32] Noel     I'm currently recalling how embarrassing     it was when Shintaro peeped at me changing [06:36] Noel     to cause this snowstorm! [06:38] Shintaro     Stop being so misleading! [06:40] Shintaro     Towa-chan, don't give me that look! [06:42] Shintaro     Anyway, Noel-chan, could you stop     blizzarding it up for a sec? [06:49] Tsumugi     She really is a yuki-onna... [06:52] Shintaro     Why did you say that, Noel-chan? [06:54] Shintaro     I thought the yuki-onna thing     was supposed to be a secret. [06:58] Noel     Yeah, it is, but... [07:01] Noel     Towa-chan revealed that she's an     angel and shared her secret with us. [07:04] Noel     I can't be the only one     keeping things to myself. [07:06] Noel     That wouldn't be fair. [07:08] Towa     Noel-san... [07:10] Noel     You two are Shintaro's friends, right? [07:12] Noel     He promised me that he wouldn't     tell anyone about my secret. [07:17] Noel     And you're my friend's     friends, so I trust you, too. [07:32] Tsumugi     Listen, guys. I... [07:35] Shintaro     Huh? [07:35] Shintaro     She's a supernatural being, too?! [07:38] Tsumugi     I wet my bed until fifth grade! [07:43] Shintaro     Huh? [07:44] Tsumugi     I don't wanna be the only one with a secret! [07:47] Tsumugi     What else? Oh, when I was five... [07:50] Shintaro     We appreciate the thought,     but you don't have to, really! [07:56] Towa     Noel-san, Tsutsumi-san, thank you. [08:00] Towa     You are both very kind. [08:05] Tsumugi     C-Call me Tsumugi. [08:07] Towa     Really? Tsumugi-san, then. [08:10] Noel     Can I ask you something? [08:12] Noel     Can you adjust the size of your wings? [08:15] Towa     I can. [08:16] Towa     They're a visualization of my power to fly. [08:19] Tsumugi     Oh, so that's why they grow over your clothes. [08:22] Noel     C-Can I touch? [08:25] Towa     Yes, of course. [08:26] Noel     Really?! [08:27] Tsumugi     Me, too! [08:31] Shintaro     I'm completely spent. [08:34] Towa     I'll get dinner ready right away. [08:36] Shintaro     Thanks. [08:46] Towa     Are you angry with me, Shintaro-sama? [08:49] Shintaro     Huh? [08:50] Towa     Those two found out I'm an angel     because I flew without thinking. [08:57] Shintaro     I'm not mad at you. [08:59] Shintaro     But please don't do anything reckless     like that again. It worries me. [09:03] Towa     Okay! [09:06] Towa     Noel-san and Tsumugi-san     were both wonderful people. [09:10] Towa     I'm sure your good nature     attracted them to you. [09:13] Towa     Like attracts like, after all. [09:16] Shintaro     I don't know about that... [09:18] Towa     That has to be it! [09:27] Shintaro     Coming! Who is it? [09:33] Agent     Tokumitsu Shintaro! [09:35] Agent     We know you're hiding an     angel and a yuki-onna! [09:37] Shintaro     Huh? What? [09:40] Agent     He might have vampires and     kappa, too! Search the place! [09:43] Noel     Shintaro! [09:44] Kappagyaru     Halp! [09:45] Shintaro     Wait, what are you doing here, Noel-chan? [09:48] Shintaro     And a kappa, too! Why is     there a kappa in my home?! [09:51] Towa     Shintaro-sama! [09:52] Towa     Shintaro-sama! [09:53] Shintaro     Towa-chan! [09:58] Shintaro     Towa-chan! Towa-chan! [10:03] Towa     Yes? What is it? [10:13] Shintaro     Ugh. What an awful dream. [10:16] Tsumugi     Morning, Tokumitsu. [10:18] Shintaro     Oh, Tsutsumi-san. Good— [10:20] Shintaro     What's with the bags? [10:21] Shintaro     They're worse than mine! Is something wrong?! [10:24] Tsumugi     Urk... No, it's nothing. [10:28] Tsumugi     I got used to the idea     of angels and yuki-onna, [10:30] Tsumugi     but when I realized he     was living with a girl, [10:33] Tsumugi     it kept me up all night. [10:35] Tsumugi     But I can't say that. [10:37] Tsumugi     He seemed close with Izumi-san, too. [10:40] Tsumugi     They're both so pretty. [10:42] Tsumugi     I'm no match for them. [10:46] Tsumugi     Actually... [10:48] Tsumugi     Say, Tokumitsu. [10:52] Tsumugi     You're... [10:53] Tsumugi     You're not dating Towa-chan     or Izumi-san, are you? [10:57] Shintaro     Excuse me?! [10:58] Shintaro     Of course not! [11:00] Shintaro     I only just got to know Izumi-san! [11:02] Shintaro     Same goes for Towa-chan! [11:04] Tsumugi     I thought as much. [11:05] Tsumugi     Heck yeah! [11:07] Shuichi     Morning. [11:09] Shuichi     Who's Towa-chan? [11:11] Shintaro     Uh, er... [11:12] Tsumugi     A-A distant relative of Tokumitsu's. [11:15] Tsumugi     Right? [11:16] Shintaro     Y-Yeah, that's right. [11:18] Tsumugi     She's making his lunches for him. [11:20] Tsumugi     The one yesterday was her, too. [11:21] Shuichi     Seriously? Lucky you. [11:24] Shuichi     Ask her to make mine, too. [11:25] Tsumugi     Huh? No way that's happening. [11:27] Shuichi     Aww. [11:30] Shintaro     Tsutsumi-san. [11:32] Shintaro     Thanks. [11:35] Tsumugi     Sure. [11:39] Shintaro     It's a relief to have someone     to share your secret with. [11:43] Tsumugi     It kinda really makes me happy that     Tokumitsu and I have our very own secret. [11:50] Girl 1     See you. [11:51] Girl 2     Bye-bye. [11:53] Shintaro     Today went by so peacefully. [11:57] Shintaro     Huh? [11:59] Shintaro     Noel-chan? [12:01] Boy A     Hey, who are you waiting for? [12:03] Boy B     Wanna go to karaoke with us? SIGN    Ignored [12:08] Shintaro     Yeesh, the coldest of shoulders. [12:11] Noel     Shintaro! [12:15] Shintaro     What's up? [12:16] Noel     Don't give me that. [12:18] Noel     I've been waiting for you. [12:21] Noel     We're friends. [12:23] Noel     And meeting up to go home together     is what friends do, right? [12:28] Shintaro     Huh? [12:29] Noel     And then they grab a bite together and stuff. [12:31] Noel     I know all about it. [12:33] Noel     Oh, how do you want to do     the shared diary thing? [12:36] Noel     I don't mind buying it for us. [12:38] Noel     But we should probably pick     something we both like, right? [12:42] Noel     In that case, [12:43] Noel     we should go look for one together! [12:45] Shintaro     W-Wait a second. I've got work today. [12:49] Shintaro     Don't you have a shift, too? [12:51] Noel     Oh, that's right. [12:54] Shintaro     Then let's walk to work together... [12:56] Noel     Nope. [12:57] Noel     This is my first time leaving school with     a friend, so I want it to be memorable. [13:01] Noel     Let's save it for a day when     neither of us has work. [13:03] Shintaro     Okay, works for me. [13:06] Noel     It's a promise! [13:07] Noel     See you! [13:10] Shintaro     Is this what she meant by     "terrible at friending"? [13:20] Towa     A gig... [13:22] Towa     I wonder what Shintaro-sama's     gig is, and where. [13:32] Towa     What? Kitty... [13:34] Towa     Do you know where Shintaro-sama's gig is? [13:42] Staff A     Tokumitsu-kun, could you restock     the drink fountain's glasses? [13:46] Shintaro     Got it. [13:51] Noel     Table for one, yes? This way, please. [13:55] Noel     Shintaro! [14:00] Shintaro     Hard to believe she slapped     me only yesterday. [14:04] Boss     Tokumitsu-kun, one moment. [14:07] Shintaro     What is it, Boss? [14:09] Boss     Listen, I know that my asking may constitute     some kind of workplace harassment, [14:14] Boss     so you don't have to answer     if you don't want to. [14:17] Shintaro     Okay... [14:18] Boss     Are you and Izumi-san dating? [14:23] Shintaro     We're not! [14:24] Boss     You go to the same school and all. [14:26] Boss     You don't have to hide it. [14:28] Boss     Relationships between     staff aren't banned here. [14:30] Shintaro     Again, we're not in a relationship! [14:32] Boss     But when I asked Izumi-san about her shift     schedule for next month, she said... [14:36] (Flashback) Noel     Put me down for all the days     Tokumitsu-kun is working. SIGN    Booyah [14:39] Boss     ...that. [14:40] Shintaro     Noel-chan! [14:41] Boss     Ah, to be young again. [14:43] Shintaro     We're just friends... [14:45] Boss     Really? [14:46] Staff B     Tokumitsu-kun, you're friends with Izumi-san? [14:49] Staff B     Wow! [14:51] Staff B     I wanted to be friends with her,     so I asked her what her hobbies were... [14:55] (Flashback) Noel     You shouldn't talk to me. [14:58] (Flashback) Noel     If you get too close to me,     disaster will befall you. [15:00] Staff B     But she shot me down. [15:02] Shintaro     Why does Noel-chan tend to act like     such an emo loner with strangers? [15:06] Boss     Anyway, I just wanted to     check. Sorry about that. [15:10] Boss     We're likely to be busy tonight,     so could you help on the floor, as well? [15:14] Shintaro     No problem. [15:18] Shintaro     I'll get that. [15:23] Shintaro     Welcome. Can I take your... huh? [15:27] Towa     Shintaro-sama! [15:28] Shintaro     Towa-chan?! [15:30] Shintaro     Why are you two together? [15:32] Tsumugi     H-Heya, Tokumitsu. [15:35] Shintaro     I'm amazed you found this place, Towa-chan. [15:38] Towa     I asked a kitty to take me to your workplace. [15:43] Shintaro     Huh? And you actually made it? SIGN    Dart [15:46] Towa     No, I lost the kitty midway. [15:49] Towa     But Tsumugi-san happened to     pass by at the perfect time. [15:52] Shintaro     What the heck? [15:53] (Flashback) Tsumugi     I got this sudden craving for a parfait. [15:56] (Flashback) Tsumugi     I didn't know you would be here! [16:00] Sign     Sorry, Tokumitsu. [16:01] Sign     I was so curious about your     relationship with Izumi-san [16:04] Sign     that I worked out your workplace     from the park we were at last night. [16:07] Sign     I knew you worked at a casual restaurant,     which narrowed it down. I'm really sorry. [16:10] Shintaro     I-I see... Anyway, your order? [16:15] Shintaro     Got it. [16:16] Shintaro     Two all-you-can-drink sets, coming up. [16:21] Tsumugi     Go on. I'll be with Towa-chan. [16:23] Shintaro     Okay. Thanks, Tsutsumi-san. [16:27] Tsumugi     Squee! A super-rare glimpse     at Tokumitsu in work uniform! [16:28] Shintaro     What can I get you? [16:32] Tsumugi     What a hunk! And such a     cutie-pie at the same time! [16:39] Old Lady     Excuse me. [16:41] Towa     Hi. [16:42] Towa     What's the matter? [16:45] Tsumugi     Hey, Towa-chan? [16:46] Towa     I was wondering if you needed help. [16:48] Tsumugi     Don't worry. The staff will help her. [16:51] Towa     But... [16:51] Tsumugi     Let it go! [16:52] Tsumugi     You're a customer, so it's not your job. [16:56] Tsumugi     Damn, this angel is a piece of work. [17:00] Noel     Here's your order. [17:03] Towa     Noel-san. [17:08] Tsumugi     I wonder if they work the same shifts often... [17:11] Tsumugi     But they're working, so they shouldn't     have many chances to interact. [17:15] Noel     Shintaro, Shintaro! [17:16] Noel     The angel's here! [17:18] Shintaro     Huh? Y-Yeah, I know. [17:22] Boss     Izumi-san, one moment. [17:24] Noel     Coming. [17:27] Boss     I have to say, I love your energy today. [17:30] Boss     But could you calm down a little? [17:32] Boss     You're at work, remember? SIGN    Shock [17:38] Noel     Shintaro. [17:40] Noel     I can't be your friend anymore. [17:43] Shintaro     What? [17:44] Noel     I can't be your friend at work. [17:48] Noel     I'm not yet capable of working     and friending at the same time! [17:52] Shintaro     They're such different categories     that I don't know what to say. [17:55] Shintaro     Uh... Okay, I understand. SIGN    Sulk [17:59] Shintaro     Huh?! Uh, Noel-chan? [18:01] Noel     We're strangers now, so don't talk to me! [18:05] Shintaro     Why can she only think in extremes? [18:13] Towa     You were right, Tsumugi-san! [18:15] Towa     Melon soda with cola tastes so good! [18:19] Tsumugi     Yeah... Right? [18:21] Towa     What are we trying next? [18:23] Tsumugi     Sorry, I feel really bloated already. [18:26] Tsumugi     Can we order food instead? SIGN    Cheese in Hamburg Steak     Two types of cheese blended together,     wrapped in steak, and grilled [18:30] Towa     Cheese in Hamburg steak? [18:32] Towa     I've heard of Hamburg steak,     but with cheese inside? [18:35] Towa     Genius! [18:36] Towa     I don't have to taste it to know     it's going to be delicious! [18:39] Tsumugi     Huh? I guess... [18:41] Towa     This is my first time visiting a restaurant     on Earth, and I'm learning so much. [18:45] Tsumugi     Do you wanna order it? [18:47] Towa     Ye... [18:48] Towa     No. I've prepped for dinner     already, so I'll pass. [18:54] Tsumugi     Prepped for dinner... [18:56] Tsumugi     Living with such a pretty     girl who's also a great cook? [19:01] Tsumugi     Tokumitsu said they weren't     dating, but still... [19:04] Towa     By the way, what exactly     does Shintaro-sama do here? [19:08] Tsumugi     Huh? [19:09] Tsumugi     Isn't that obvious? He... [19:12] Towa     What?! "Gig" means a job?! [19:16] Tsumugi     What did you think it meant? [19:18] Towa     The Good Kids' Guide to Life on     Earth said "gig" meant "side gig," SIGN    The Good Kid's Guide     to Life on Earth SIGN    Learn as you read! [19:23] Towa     but I didn't know what "side gig" meant... SIGN    Facepalm [19:27] Towa     But why? [19:28] Towa     Isn't Shintaro-sama a student? [19:31] Tsumugi     Well, plenty of students work part-time. [19:35] Tsumugi     Sometimes our allowances     aren't enough to get by. [19:39] Towa     Get by? [19:44] Tsumugi     Sorry. Do you mind if I go to the restroom? [19:47] Tsumugi     I went too hard on the     all-you-can-drink drinks! [19:54] Shintaro     Enjoy your meal. [19:57] Shintaro     I'm worried about Towa-chan     and Tsutsumi-san... [20:00] Towa     Here is your menu. [20:03] Shintaro     Wha? [20:05] Towa     Have you decided what you want to eat? [20:07] Towa     May I take this plate away? [20:10] Towa     Have you gone to get your drink yet? [20:11] Shintaro     Miss! [20:13] Shintaro     What are you doing? [20:15] Shintaro     Sorry, I'll be stepping out for a sec! [20:18] Boss     Huh? Okay... [20:20] Shintaro     What are you doing, Towa-chan? [20:22] Towa     I thought I could help you out. [20:25] Towa     If you finish early,     you can come home sooner. [20:30] Shintaro     Uh, no, I get an hourly wage.     I can't finish early. [20:34] Towa     Hourly... wage? [20:35] Shintaro     Uh, I'll explain later. [20:38] Shintaro     For now, just know that     you don't need to work. [20:42] Shintaro     It won't change the time I get off. [20:44] Towa     Is that so? [20:46] Shintaro     You really startled me there. [20:49] Towa     Um... [20:50] Towa     Are you being forced to work     because I'm living with you? [20:57] Towa     Is it because of me that you     can't get by without a side gig? [21:02] Shintaro     No, no. I was working before you showed up. [21:06] Shintaro     My parents send me money, [21:08] Shintaro     but I wanted to experience working     while I was a high schooler. [21:11] Towa     But I'm doing nothing while you work here... [21:17] Shintaro     What are you saying? My life has     gotten so much better with you here. [21:21] Shintaro     All I ever used to eat was convenience     store or staff meals, but that's changed. [21:24] Shintaro     Having a clean apartment and     fresh clothes feels so good. [21:27] Shintaro     You're a huge help, believe me. [21:30] Towa     Shintaro-sama! [21:31] Towa     I'll be waiting at home with dinner ready! [21:34] Towa     All the best with your gig! [21:37] Shintaro     Thanks. [21:39] Shintaro     I really appreciate it. [21:40] Boss     Wow, Tokumitsu-kun. [21:42] Boss     A love triangle... Ah, to be young again! [21:46] Noel     There you are, Boss. [21:48] Boss     Oh, Izumi-san. [21:51] Noel     I changed my mind. [21:52] Noel     Please schedule my shifts next month     for days Tokumitsu-kun's not working. SIGN    Girl of Extremes SIGN    Noel [21:59] Boss     Tokumitsu-kun got dumped already... SIGN    The Two After School, The Two After Schools [23:35] Tsumuginoel     Next episode: [23:36] Tsumugi     "The Two After School... [23:38] Noel     ...The Two After Schools." E5 - The Two After School, The Two After Schools Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] Shintaro     Many things have changed since     Towa-chan started living with me. [00:06] Shintaro     And of those many things, one stands out. [00:09] Towa     Oh, it should be ready soon. SIGN    Keep Warm                                                  Reset SIGN    White     Rice SIGN    Brown     Rice SIGN    Quick     Cooking SIGN    Mixed SIGN    Timer SIGN    Menu SIGN    Porridge SIGN    Time     Setting SIGN    Cooking [00:18] Towa     The rice is ready! [00:20] Shintaro     We've gone from ready-to-heat rice     packs to using a rice cooker. [00:24] Shintaro     Which is a good thing, but... [00:28] Shintaro     Listen... [00:29] Shintaro     I feel like it's super weird to put     the rice cooker next to the TV. [00:33] Towa     Is it? [00:34] Shintaro     I mean, you'd usually put it in the kitchen. [00:37] Towa     But if we did that, there     wouldn't be any working space. [00:41] Towa     All the power outlets are in use, too. [00:43] Shintaro     I know, right? [00:45] Shintaro     That's part of the reason      why I wasn't using it before. [00:48] Towa     I think it's fine here. [00:50] Towa     Makes it easier to serve the rice, too. [00:54] Shintaro     I guess it's okay as long as     she doesn't find it weird. [00:56] Shintaro     Heck, I doubt rice is big     in Heaven to begin with. [01:02] Shintaro     I know this is belated, but what     do you do for your food in heaven? [01:06] Shintaro     What do you guys eat? [01:07] Towa     There's lots of variety. [01:09] Towa     The trees in our gardens     provide plenty of food. [01:11] Shintaro     Oh, so mostly fruits and nuts and such? [01:15] Towa     Oh, no. [01:17] Towa     Not fruits. [01:19] Towa     Pop! [01:20] Towa     Hot food grows on the trees. [01:22] Shintaro     Why does that sound so familiar?! [01:25] Shintaro     Also, damn, Heaven has it good! [01:27] Shintaro     I cooked as a hobby, though. [01:31] Shintaro     Oh, do you want more rice? [01:34] Shintaro     Thanks, but I'll get it myself. [01:37] Shintaro     The cooker's right there. [01:41] Shintaro     You're right. [01:42] Shintaro     This might be the perfect spot for it. [01:45] Towa     Yeah! SIGN    Studio Apartment, Good Lighting, Angel Included SIGN    Living with him... SIGN    Towa-chan! SIGN    Angel for real!!! SIGN    Seriously an angel?! SIGN    Suuuper cute SIGN    Coworkers! SIGN    A yuki-onna?! [03:27] Tsumugi     Ever since the whole park scene, [03:29] Tsumugi     Tokumitsu's been asking me     for advice about Towa-chan. [03:34] (Flashback) Shintaro     I was thinking of going somewhere     with Towa-chan sometime. [03:38] (Flashback) Shintaro     But she doesn't have a smart card     to use on the bus or trains. [03:42] (Flashback) Shintaro     Should I buy her one? [03:45] (Flashback) Tsumugi     You could do that, [03:47] (Flashback) Tsumugi     but you might want to go with a paper ticket     at first so she can learn the system. [03:51] (Flashback) Shintaro     Great idea. [03:52] (Flashback) Shintaro     Thanks, Tsutsumi-san. [03:54] (Flashback) Tsumugi     Sure. [03:56] Tsumugi     Buy me one, though! [03:58] Tsumugi     Get me a smart card, and I'll     make it my family heirloom! [04:07] Tsumugi     Thinking back, he's always     been a bit special. [04:13] (Flashback) Tsumugi     Huh? You live alone, Tokumitsu? [04:16] (Flashback) Shintaro     Yeah. My parents moved abroad     for work this spring. [04:20] (Flashback) Tsumugi     Why didn't they take you with them? [04:22] (Flashback) Shintaro     Well, I only speak Japanese. [04:25] (Flashback) Shintaro     And I wanted to go to high school in Japan. [04:28] (Flashback) Tsumugi     So you're in a dorm or boarding house? [04:30] (Flashback) Shintaro     Nah. I'm living in an apartment. [04:32] (Flashback) Shuichi     For real?! [04:33] (Flashback) Shintaro     I knew my aunt had a studio     apartment lying around unused. [04:37] (Flashback) Shuichi     A studio... [04:39] (Flashback) Shuichi     Yo, that sounds sick. [04:40] (Flashback) Shintaro     My parents wanted me to live with relatives, [04:44] (Flashback) Shintaro     but I somehow convinced them     to let me apply to this school. [04:47] (Flashback) Shintaro     I basically strong-armed them     into accepting what I wanted. [04:50] (Flashback) Shuichi     You're pretty headstrong, huh? [04:53] (Flashback) Tsumugi     Wait, so you applied here because... [04:56] (Flashback) Shintaro     It's within walking distance of my aunt's     apartment and fit my academic level. [05:01] Tsumugi     Thank you, Tokumitsu's aunt! [05:04] Tsumugi     It's actually a miracle that     I got to meet him again. [05:08] Tsumugi     What's more, we're even classmates now. [05:11] (Flashback) Shuichi     You should probably avoid     telling people, though. [05:16] (Flashback) Shuichi     You don't want weirdos using     your place as a hangout. [05:19] (Flashback) Tsumugi     Oh, true. [05:21] (Flashback) Shintaro     Yeah, I thought so, too. [05:24] (Flashback) Shintaro     But I figured telling you two would be okay. SIGN    Bang Bang [05:29] (Flashback) Shuichi     Y-You're not wrong! [05:30] Tsumugi     God, I love him! [05:34] (Flashback) Shintaro     Well, don't worry about it. [05:36] (Flashback) Shintaro     It's pretty normal. [05:39] Tsumugi     Even back then, I thought     it wasn't normal at all, but... [05:44] Tsumugi     It was nothing compared to having an angel     at home and a yuki-onna at the workplace! [05:50] Tsumugi     Oh, jeez! [05:57] Tsumugi     Towa-chan's a really nice girl,     and I want to help her in any way I can. [06:02] Tsumugi     Same for Izumi-san. [06:03] Tsumugi     But it still bothers me when Tokumitsu     talks to me about other girls. [06:10] Tsumugi     Maybe things would've been different if I'd     made my move before Towa-chan showed up. [06:18] Tsumugi     If I'd offered to make lunches for him first... [06:23] Tsumugi     If I'd told him how I felt... [06:28] Tsumugi     I always regret the things I didn't do. [06:33] Tsumugi     But... [06:34] Tsumugi     But come on! [06:36] Tsumugi     Who would ever expect their crush to start     living with an angel out of nowhere?! [06:41] Tsumugi     I don't deserve this, right? [06:46] Tsumugi     Gah, I'm the only girl around     him who's completely normal. [06:49] Tsumugi     I have nothing to show off. [06:51] Tsumugimom     Tsumugi? Is something wrong? [06:54] Tsumugi     Say, Mom... [06:55] Tsumugi     I don't happen to be the descendant     of some mythical being, do I? [06:59] Tsumugimom     Where in the world did that come from? [07:01] Tsumugi     Aww, why am I so normal? [07:05] Tsumugimom     It takes a lot to be normal, y'know. [07:07] Tsumugi     Sorry, but I'm not looking for     a self-esteem boost right now. [07:11] Tsumugi     I want to get closer to Tokumitsu. [07:14] Tsumugi     I want him to l-like me. [07:18] Tsumugi     What can I do to make that happen? [07:21] Tsumugibro     Mom, I'm hungry. [07:24] Tsumugibro     Can I get a snack? [07:25] Tsumugimom     No snacking before bedtime. [07:27] Tsumugimom     Be a good boy and go take your bath. [07:29] Tsumugibro     Boo. [07:31] Tsumugimom     That reminds me. [07:33] Tsumugimom     Tsumugi. [07:37] Tsumugimom     I got this in a lucky draw. SIGN    Missus Donut SIGN    Gift Set SIGN    yen coupon SIGN    °Can be used for donuts and drinks up to 2,000 yen.     °Please present this coupon to staff before paying. [07:40] Tsumugimom     It expires tomorrow, so go with your friends. [07:43] Tsumugibro     What? No fair, Sis! [07:44] Tsumugimom     You're not allowed to eat     out after school, remember? [07:47] Tsumugibro     That sucks! High schoolers     get to have all the fun! [07:59] Tsumugi     Thank you! [07:59] Tsumugibro     Why is it always her? Come on, Mom! [08:01] Tsumugi     I love you, Mom! [08:04] Tsumugimom     Gee, thanks. [08:04] Tsumugibro     Lucky you! Man, I want to go! [08:06] Shuichi     Mornin'! [08:08] Shintaro     Morning. [08:09] Tsumugi     M-Morning. [08:11] Shuichi     Whew, I made it to school on time     again. Aren't I such a good boy? [08:13] Tsumugi     I'd like Tokumitsu and me     to go, just the two of us. [08:15] Shintaro     Yeah, attaboy. [08:16] Shuichi     Praise me more. [08:17] Tsumugi     "Tokumitsu, why don't we grab     some donuts on the way home?" [08:18] Shintaro     Good boy. [08:18] Shuichi     Your heart's not in it. [08:20] Shintaro     Attaboy! [08:20] Tsumugi     That's it! [08:21] Shuichi     What else? [08:22] Shintaro     Shuichi, did you finish your homework? [08:22] Tsumugi     To... To... To... [08:24] Shuichi     Why now? [08:25] Tsumugi     To... To... [08:27] Tsumugi     To... To... [08:29] Tsumugi     Fine! Shuichi can come, too! [08:34] Shuichi     Fish out of water much? [08:35] Tsumugi     This is a lost cause! I can't say it! [08:37] Tsumugi     If it were that easy, I would've asked     him out and started dating him long ago! SIGN    A tad optimistic [08:46] Shintaro     Man, I'm beat! [08:48] Shuichi     Let's head home. [08:50] Tsumugi     I didn't manage to get it out. SIGN    Missus Donut SIGN    Gift Set SIGN    yen coupon SIGN    °Can be used for donuts and drinks up to 2,000 yen.     °Please present this coupon to staff before paying. [08:53] Tsumugi     I'm such a coward. [08:57] Shuichi     What have we here? A Missus D's coupon?! [09:00] Shuichi     Hey, it expires today. Let's go now. [09:02] Shuichi     Are you working today, Shintaro? [09:05] Shintaro     Nope. [09:07] Shuichi     Great. Let's go. [09:08] Shuichi     Missus D's! Missus D's! [09:11] Shuichi     Shuichi, you're the man! [09:11] Tsumugi     Missus D's! Missus D's! Missus D's! [09:14] Teammate     Hey, Seno. We first-years are     on ball-cleaning duty today. [09:16] Tsumugi     Missus D's! Missus— [09:17] Teammate     No slacking. [09:19] Shuichi     I forgot I had club. [09:21] Tsumugi     Nope, he's a sham. I thought     that was gonna work. SIGN    The Counting Chickens Before     They Hatch Grand Prize [09:26] Shuichi     Man, you're so lucky! [09:29] Shuichi     Keep me in your thoughts     when you eat, Shintaro! [09:32] Tsumugi     Huh? [09:33] Shintaro     I feel bad getting to enjoy this alone. [09:36] Shintaro     Do you mind, Tsutsumi-san? [09:37] Tsumugi     Huh? Oh, it's totally fine. [09:40] Tsumugi     If anything, Shuichi... [09:43] Tsumugi     I have never been happier to call     you a childhood friend than now. [09:48] Tsumugi     Thank you. [09:48] Shuichi     Why?! [09:52] Tsumugi     We did it! [09:54] Tsumugi     Too bad you're missing out, Shuichi! [09:56] Shintaro     Oh, sorry. [09:58] Shintaro     Can we drop by the library for a sec? [10:01] Shintaro     It won't take long. [10:04] Tsumugi     Okay. SIGN    Library [10:08] Tsumugi     We've always had Shuichi in tow, [10:11] Tsumugi     so this might be the first time just     the two of us are doing anything. [10:16] Tsumugi     Borrowing something? [10:17] Shintaro     I've been wanting to look into     angels and other mythical beings. [10:21] Tsumugi     Huh? [10:22] Shintaro     I stayed up pretty late last     night looking it up online, [10:25] Shintaro     but I kept getting similar results, maybe     because I picked the wrong keywords. [10:29] Shintaro     Angels and yuki-onna are real, so I     think devils and kappa might be, too. [10:33] Tsumugi     You're planning on running     into devils and kappa now? [10:36] Shintaro     Not at all, but I'm still curious. [10:40] Shintaro     I realized I don't know much about the occult. [10:46] Tsumugi     Wait, did he just set a flag?!     He just set a flag, didn't he?! [10:51] Shintaro     Books are great because you learn new     and unfamiliar terms and concepts. [10:56] Tsumugi     I like this side of him. It's nice. [11:00] Shintaro     I'm glad we came together, Tsutsumi-san. [11:03] Tsumugi     Came tog— [11:05] Tsumugi     Oh, to the library, right? Duh. [11:10] Tsumugi     H-How about this one here?     It might be informative. [11:14] Shintaro     Thanks. [11:16] Shintaro     You're always so helpful. [11:18] Tsumugi     Am I? Maybe because I look     after my little brother. [11:21] Shintaro     Maybe, but I see it more as     you're very ballsy and chivalrous. [11:27] Tsumugi     That's not the greatest     compliment to give a girl... [11:30] Shintaro     It was like that back at the park, too. [11:32] Shintaro     You revealed your secret to put     Towa-chan and Noel-chan at ease. [11:37] (Flashback) Tsumugi     I wet my bed until fifth grade! [11:41] Tsumugi     Hey, don't bring that up! That was     just the only thing I could think of! [11:45] Tsumugi     And I'm not proud of it, so please     forget about it right now! [11:48] Shintaro     O... Okay. [11:57] Shintaro     Oh, no. I'm too sleepy     for all these big words. [12:02] Tsumugi     That is too cute. [12:08] Tsumugi     Huh... What the heck? Creepy! SIGN    Kappa     (Water Sprite) [12:11] Tsumugi     I thought kappa were just     yokai that love cucumbers. [12:14] Tsumugi     What the heck is a shirikodama?     Is it different from the soul? [12:17] Tsumugi     It's in the butt? [12:19] Tsumugi     Yikes! What does that even mean? [12:21] Tsumugi     Say, Tokumitsu. About these shirikodama... [12:32] Tsumugi     He did say he stayed up late last night. [12:37] Tsumugi     He's got both cool and cute sides. [12:40] Tsumugi     My secret, huh? Actually... [12:52] Tsumugi     My secret is that I'm in love with you. [13:06] Tsumugi     Huh? What's happening? [13:08] Shintaro     Probably a squall. [13:09] Shintaro     It should go away if we wait a while. [13:12] Shintaro     Sorry! We're stuck here     because I fell asleep! SIGN    Was     asleep     for an      hour [13:15] Tsumugi     Nah, I took a nap, too. [13:18] Tsumugi     Not really, though. SIGN    Watched him sleep      for an hour [13:20] Shintaro     Good thing we have umbrellas, but... [13:22] Shintaro     It'll get pretty late if we     wait for the rain to stop. [13:26] Shintaro     Maybe you should take out the     donuts and eat them at home. [13:30] Tsumugi     Huh? Why? [13:32] Shintaro     I mean, you don't want to     be too full for dinner. [13:37] Tsumugi     It's fine! We can do this! [13:39] Shintaro     Tsutsumi-san?! [13:41] Tsumugi     I'm definitely eating those donuts! [13:43] Tsumugi     With you... [13:45] Shintaro     I didn't know she liked donuts that much. [13:48] Shintaro     Okay. [13:49] Shintaro     Guess we're doing this. [13:54] Tsumugi     Uh, this is clearly no time     to be going out for donuts. [13:59] Tsumugi     But... [14:04] Tsumugi     Are you okay? [14:04] Boy     Ow... [14:07] Tsumugi     It's broken. [14:09] Boy     Oh, no... If I go home to get a new     one, I'll be late for cram school. [14:14] Tsumugi     Take mine. [14:17] Boy     Are you sure? [14:18] Tsumugi     Yeah. [14:22] Tsumugi     You're good. [14:31] Tsumugi     Take care. No running, okay? [14:33] Boy     Okay! Thanks! [14:36] Tsumugi     Sorry! I gave my umbrella away! [14:40] Shintaro     Yeah, you're amazing. [14:43] Tsumugi     Is he implying I'm amazingly stupid? [14:45] Shintaro     What now, though? Should we turn     around and buy a new umbrella? [14:50] Tsumugi     Hey, you know what? [14:54] Tsumugi     Can you just let me share     your umbrella like this? [14:57] Tsumugi     We're nearly at Missus D's. [15:01] Tsumugi     I said it! I went and said it! [15:04] Tsumugi     Why can I say that but not be     able to invite him to donuts?! [15:08] Tsumugi     I don't get myself! I want to explode! [15:14] Tsumugi     Sorry! Let's go buy that umbrella. [15:17] Shintaro     Let's go straight to Missus D's. [15:20] Shintaro     Okay? [15:22] Tsumugi     Yeah. [15:24] Tsumugi     Oh, man. I am so normal. [15:29] Tsumugi     And so, so lucky. [15:47] Shintaro     I don't have work today. [15:50] Shintaro     It seems Noel-chan doesn't     have a shift, either. [15:53] Shintaro     Which means... [15:55] Shintaro     Today's the day we leave school     together like we discussed. [15:59] Noel     Shintaro! [16:02] Shintaro     I'm kinda worried we won't     have anything to talk about. [16:07] Noel     So this anime's a "reincarnated     in another world" story, [16:10] Noel     and its heroine is super cute! [16:12] Noel     She's a little out there, [16:14] Noel     but she gets things done,     which is a nice change of pace. [16:16] Noel     Oh, and get this. [16:18] Noel     It has elves. Elves. SIGN    Was worried     over nothing [16:20] Noel     Hey, do you recognize this? [16:24] Shintaro     Oh, I checked out the free trial of the manga. [16:27] Noel     Oh, the manga's an adaptation.     You should watch the anime. [16:31] Noel     It's on all the streaming sites. [16:32] Noel     Oh, but it's getting a rerun     soon, so maybe wait for that. [16:34] Shintaro     Wow, she's really talkative. [16:37] Noel     Oh, I almost forgot! [16:39] Noel     Where are we buying the     diary we're gonna use? [16:42] Noel     Friends gotta do the shared     diary thing, right? [16:45] Noel     What kind of notebook would be good? [16:48] Noel     What do you think, Shintaro? [16:52] Shintaro     Hey, Noel-chan? [16:54] Shintaro     I need to tell you something. [16:57] Noel     I can't believe it. I didn't know     shared diaries were not IRL. [17:04] Shintaro     Well, I couldn't believe you. [17:06] Shintaro     And what does "not IRL" mean? [17:08] Noel     Not real. Like something     that only exists in fiction. [17:11] Shintaro     Come on, they're not dragons     of legend or anything. [17:15] Shintaro     I think elementary school     girls still exchange diaries. [17:19] Noel     Really? [17:21] Noel     Whew, I'm glad they're     not totally fictional.. [17:26] Girl     Wow, that girl's pretty cute. [17:28] Boy A     Huh? [17:28] Boy A     Isn't that Izumi-san from Class 3? [17:30] Boy B     Seriously? I've never heard her talk before. [17:36] Noel     Shintaro. [17:37] Noel     Tell me, is grabbing a bite on the     way home a fictional event, too? [17:41] Shintaro     "Fictional event"? [17:43] Shintaro     I think that's pretty normal. [17:45] Noel     Really? Give me a sec, then. [17:53] Noel     Here! SIGN    Rushed to get it [17:56] Shintaro     Are you sure I can have it? [17:58] Noel     Yeah, it's for you. [18:00] Shintaro     Thanks. [18:02] Shintaro     Here I go. [18:04] Shintaro     I haven't had this in ages. [18:10] Noel     Yeah, me woo. [18:13] Noel     'owwy, I gan'd dalg bwobery     when I ead zomeding gold. [18:18] Noel     I guess I can't handle it     when my tongue gets chilled. [18:21] Shintaro     Wow... [18:22] Noel     Hey! You thought, "But you're a     yuki-onna," just now, didn't you? [18:25] Shintaro     Sorry, I kinda did. [18:27] Noel     I knew it. [18:40] Shintaro     Noel-chan, the trash goes here. [18:51] Noel     I'm glad they had that ice cream. [18:55] Noel     I considered getting pork     buns or little nuggies, too, [18:57] Noel     but I figured going halfsies was     more of a friends thing to do. [19:02] Noel     I spent so much time last night thinking     about what to get after school today. [19:07] Shintaro     Huh? [19:09] Shintaro     You started thinking about it last night? [19:12] Noel     Yep. [19:13] Noel     I mean, it's a special day! It's my first     time ever leaving school with a friend! [19:19] Noel     In fact, I was so excited,     I had a hard time sleeping. [19:25] Noel     I've been somewhat sleep-deprived this week. [19:27] Shintaro     Have you? [19:29] Noel     Yeah. That other night was the same. [19:33] Noel     The night I told you I was a yuki-onna. [19:37] Noel     I'd never opened up about it before, [19:40] Noel     so my heart was racing even after I got home. [19:43] Noel     I was afraid it was only a dream. [19:47] Shintaro     I think I get what you mean. [19:49] Shintaro     I wasn't myself that night, either. [19:52] Shintaro     I had a really weird dream. [19:54] Noel     Really? What kind of dream? [19:56] Shintaro     Uh... There was a kappa. [19:59] Noel     A kappa? Why? [20:07] Noel     I'm glad mine wasn't a dream. [20:11] Noel     So, um... [20:13] Noel     Thanks, Shintaro. [20:18] Shintaro     Sure. [20:25] Shintaro     Well, I turn left here. [20:27] Noel     Okay. [20:28] Shintaro     See you. [20:32] Noel     Shintaro! [20:34] Noel     It'll be your turn to buy     the ice cream next time! [20:38] Shintaro     Got it. [21:05] Noel     "See you," he said! [22:42] Shintaro     Many things have changed since     Towa-chan started living with me. [22:47] Shintaro     And of those many things, one stands out. [22:50] Shintaro     The fact that someone's     there when I come home. [22:58] Shintaro     I'm back. [23:05] Shintaro     Now there's another one! [23:11] Shiu     Perv! [23:15] Shintaro     "G... Girl trouble," huh? [23:19] Towa     Sh-Shintaro-sama! [23:22] Shiu     Towa-sama! [23:23] Shiu     I was right to be worried! [23:26] Shiu     I'm taking you back to     Heaven right this minute! [23:32] Shintaro     What? SIGN    The Attack of the Low Pressure Girl [23:35] Shintaro     Next episode: "The Attack     of the Low Pressure Girl." E6 - The Attack of the Low Pressure Girl Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] (Flashback) Towa     Tonight's dinner sides... [00:04] (Flashback) Towa     are Shintaro-sama's favorite stewed veggies. [00:09] (Flashback) Towa     Succulent stewed veggies. [00:13] (Flashback) Towa     Soft, squishy, and succulent... [00:17] (Flashback) Towa     Wh-What was that? [00:26] (Flashback) Towa     Shiu-chan! [00:29] (Flashback) Shiu     Towa-sama?! [00:33] (Flashback) Shiu     Towa-sama! [00:34] (Flashback) Towa     Why are you here, Shiu-chan? [00:37] (Flashback) Shiu     I messed up my landing! [00:41] (Flashback) Towa     Oh, dear. [00:42] (Flashback) Towa     You've got dirt all over you. Are you unhurt? [00:45] (Flashback) Shiu     Yes. [00:46] (Flashback) Towa     Let's get you in the bath, then. [00:50] Towa     And that's what happened. [00:52] Shintaro     I see. That explains it. [00:55] Towa     Introduce yourself, Shiu-chan. [01:02] Shiu     I am Shiu the angel. [01:06] Shintaro     O-Oh, nice to meet— [01:08] Shiu     Goodbye, then. [01:09] Shiu     Let's go, Towa-sama. [01:11] Towa     Huh? Shiu-chan? [01:13] Shintaro     Hey, wait! Don't take     flight from the balcony! [01:15] Shintaro     There'll be chaos if anyone sees you! [01:18] Shiu     Let's hurry up and go home, Towa-sama! [01:20] Towa     Please wait, Shiu-chan! Calm down! SIGN    Milk [01:23] Towa     Milk! Have some milk! SIGN    Studio Apartment, Good Lighting, Angel Included SIGN    Milk SIGN    Serene [03:07] Towa     Have you calmed down? [03:09] Towa     You love your milk, don't you? [03:12] Shiu     I do. [03:13] Shintaro     There are angels this tiny, huh? [03:16] Shintaro     I guess that makes sense.     I mean, Cupid's basically a baby. [03:20] Towa     Anyway, what brings you here all of a sudden? [03:23] Towa     You know we're not allowed     to descend to Ear— [03:25] Shiu     I got permission from God! [03:29] Shiu     You haven't contacted us in so long! [03:32] Shiu     I was worried sick about you! [03:36] Towa     It's only been a week since     I came to Earth, though. [03:40] Shiu     One week is long enough to be worried! [03:43] Towa     I'm surprised you found me, though. [03:46] Shiu     Heh. I'm your junior.     Of course I can sense your aura. [03:53] Shiu     But... [03:55] Shiu     I didn't expect you to be in such a dump. [03:58] Shintaro     D-Dump? [04:00] Towa     This place isn't a dump, Shiu-chan. [04:03] Towa     This is Shintaro-sama's home. [04:05] Shiu     Shintaro-sama? [04:07] Shiu     Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Who is this human?! [04:10] Shiu     Is he... a man?! [04:12] Towa     Yes. [04:15] Shiu     Towa-sama, you can't live     in a human male's home! [04:19] Shiu     Human men are nothing but perverted animals! [04:24] Towa     But Shintaro-sama is very nice. [04:28] Towa     Oh, I know. You must be hungry, right, Shiu-chan? [04:31] Towa     I made stewed veggies for dinner tonight.     They're Shintaro-sama's favorite. [04:36] Shiu     Gah! [04:38] Shiu     You've cooked for a human male?! [04:41] Towa     Yes. [04:42] Shiu     Did you do this, too?! [04:44] Towa     I did. [04:45] Shiu     And I've been wondering this whole time. [04:48] Shiu     Who is this human? [04:51] Towa     This is Shintaro-sama. [04:56] Shiu     So it's you, punk! [04:59] Shiu     You're Shintaro! [05:01] Towa     No calling him "punk," Shiu-chan. [05:03] Shintaro     S-Sorry I didn't introduce myself. [05:06] Shintaro     But I've been here for a while.     What did you think I was? SIGN    A perv [05:09] Shiu     A perv. SIGN    A perv [05:11] Shintaro     That was clearly not my fault! [05:14] Shiu     Shintaro... [05:15] Shiu     You made Towa-sama cook     and clean in such a dump? [05:19] Shiu     The atrocity! The depravity! SIGN    Kill [05:24] Shiu     I must kill you dead. [05:25] Shintaro     Eek! [05:26] Towa     Shiu-chan, I'm doing this because I want to. [05:29] Towa     And who taught you to     speak like that? Bad girl. [05:34] Shiu     In that case... SIGN    Maker [05:36] Shiu     You'll meet your maker. [05:37] Shintaro     I'd rather not! [05:38] Towa     Look, Shiu-chan, we have milk. [05:41] Towa     Drink some and calm down. SIGN    Maker [05:42] Shintaro     Towa-chan, I don't think that's gonna fly! [05:46] Shintaro     Wait, you're drinking it?! [05:49] Shiu     All right. [05:49] Shiu     Time to go home, Towa-sama. [05:51] Towa     I can't, Shiu-chan. [05:54] Towa     God sent me to Earth to     learn more about humans. [05:59] Shiu     Then let's at least step outside for now. [06:01] Shiu     Being in such a tiny room is suffocating. [06:04] Towa     But Shintaro-sama said it was     dangerous to go outside... [06:10] Shiu     That makes absolutely no sense. [06:14] Shiu     How are you supposed to learn about     humans without going outside? [06:18] Shiu     And what exactly does "learning     about humans" entail, anyway? [06:24] Shiu     You're being trapped in here! [06:26] Shiu     You're above this kind of treatment,     Towa-sama! It's not right! [06:30] Shiu     So you have to come back to     Heaven with me right now! [06:34] Towa     But God chose me to     represent all angelkind... [06:44] Shintaro     Did she just switch targets?! [06:47] Shiu     Shintaro. [06:48] Shintaro     Y-Yes? [06:50] Shiu     I'm sure you have your misgivings     about living with Towa-sama, too. [06:56] Shintaro     Huh? Not really. [06:58] Shiu     Towa-sama is of a very high status. [07:01] Shiu     You know she lives in a     completely different world [07:05] Shiu     from humans, especially commoners, right? [07:10] Shintaro     True... Life with her is full of surprises. [07:13] Towa     Aww! [07:15] Shiu     Then— [07:15] Shintaro     But you know what? [07:18] Shintaro     That's only natural, given she comes from     a different culture and environment. [07:25] Shintaro     And, like, if I were ever to go to Heaven, [07:30] Shintaro     I'm sure I would do things that     seemed strange to you angels. [07:36] Shintaro     Besides... [07:38] Shintaro     Everything Towa-chan does is     always out of concern for me. [07:42] Shintaro     I was surprised, but also very grateful. [07:47] Towa     Shintaro-sama... [07:49] Shiu     What's with this human? [07:52] Shiu     Know your place! [07:55] Shiu     I can't leave Towa-sama in a place like this. [07:59] Shiu     I will take her back with me! [08:02] Shiu     Don't be fooled, Towa-sama! [08:05] Shiu     Humans are liars! [08:07] Shiu     I'm sure he didn't mean     a word of what he said! [08:11] Shiu     Don't fall for it! [08:12] Shiu     Return to Heaven with me— [08:14] Towa     Shiu-chan! [08:16] Towa     Shintaro-sama is a truly good, kind person. [08:21] Towa     I believe in him with all my heart. [08:25] Shiu     How could you tell in just one week? [08:29] Towa     I can tell. [08:31] Towa     Shintaro-sama didn't just     give me a place to live. [08:36] Towa     He scolded me out of concern, [08:40] Towa     even though I was a complete stranger to him. [08:43] Towa     That made me so happy. [08:47] Towa     I was excited about coming to Earth, [08:50] Towa     but I was also very afraid. [08:54] Towa     So knowing that there was someone     here who worried about me [09:00] Towa     told me that I wasn't alone,     which made me so happy. [09:05] Towa     So I want to repay him for     the kindness he has shown me. [09:12] Towa     Shintaro-sama used to live alone, [09:16] Towa     but I want to be at his side and     bring him happiness in life. [09:20] Towa     That's why I'll stay here. [09:24] Shintaro     Oh, man... [09:26] Shintaro     No matter how many times she     says it, it still hits hard. [09:29] Shintaro     Who gets to hear a girl say she'll     bring them happiness in life?! [09:35] Shiu     I... I... [09:39] Shiu     I refuse to accept this. [09:41] Shiu     You're a jerk, Towa-sama! [09:45] Towa     Shiu-chan! [09:49] Shintaro     Did she go outside? [09:51] Shiu     She's a careful girl, so I     don't think she would do that. [09:56] Shintaro     So she's still in the building. [09:58] Shintaro     Hmm... [09:59] Shintaro     Do angels prefer being up high     rather than close to the ground? [10:04] Towa     Oh, yes. [10:06] Towa     Heaven is high up, so we feel     more at home in high places. [10:11] Shintaro     Which means... [10:13] Towa     The roof, you say? [10:16] Shintaro     Yeah. It's a rental garden up there. [10:19] Shintaro     And it should still be open at this hour. [10:23] Towa     Shintaro-sama, I apologize for all     the rude things Shiu-chan said. [10:28] Shintaro     Oh, it's fine. [10:30] Shintaro     She was a bit scary, but I could     see where she was coming from. [10:34] Shintaro     And besides, I feel like it all     came from a place of love for you. [10:46] Towa     Shiu-chan! [10:56] Towa     I'm sorry. [10:59] Towa     You came here out of concern for me,     and yet all I could think of was myself. [11:05] Shiu     You didn't do anything wrong! [11:10] Towa     Thank you, Shiu-chan. [11:13] Shiu     Towa-sama... [11:15] Towa     Shiu-chan... [11:18] Towa     Do you want a hug? [11:25] Shiu     I do! [11:31] Shintaro     Talk about a religious experience. [11:33] Shintaro     Kids will be kids, I guess. [11:36] Shintaro     She's got her cute side... SIGN    Booyah [11:39] Shiu     Booyah! [11:40] Shintaro     Huh? Oh, is she trying to show off to me? [11:44] Shintaro     What the... [11:49] Shintaro     What? Are you going to explode?! [11:52] Alexa     You will be sent home in one minute. [11:55] Alexa     You will be sent home in one minute. [11:56] Shiu     No! Please don't, God! [11:58] Shiu     I wanna be with Towa-sama more! [12:00] Shintaro     That thing's a color timer?! [12:03] Shiu     Towa-sama... You really     won't come home with me? [12:07] Towa     I won't. [12:10] Shiu     Please, please take care of yourself. [12:14] Shiu     I will always be praying     to ensure you don't suffer. [12:20] Towa     Thank you. [12:22] Shiu     Shintaro. [12:24] Shiu     If Towa-sama spoke so highly of you,     maybe you aren't a bad person after all. [12:29] Shiu     She's a good judge of character,     and I believe in her. [12:35] Towa     Shiu-chan. [12:37] Shiu     But... [12:38] Shiu     If you do anything bad to her,     I will make you meet your maker. SIGN    Maker [12:42] Towa     Shiu-chan! [12:44] Shiu     I haven't accepted you fully yet! [12:47] Shiu     It's me! [12:49] Shiu     I'm the one who loves her more— [12:54] Shintaro     Wow, a magic trick. [12:57] Towa     I haven't been to the roof before. [13:00] Towa     These vegetables are cute. [13:02] Shintaro     Oh, the horsebeans? [13:05] Shintaro     Towa-chan? [13:06] Towa     Shintaro-sama... [13:08] Towa     What Shiu-chan said got to me a bit. [13:13] Towa     About how I was supposed     to learn more about humans. [13:17] Shintaro     Oh, me too, actually. [13:20] Shintaro     I told you not to go out alone, right? [13:25] Shintaro     I didn't want to put you in danger. [13:28] Shintaro     But nothing would change that way. [13:32] Shintaro     So how about this? From now on, after dinner, [13:36] Shintaro     why don't we go out for     walks and stuff together? [13:40] Shintaro     And once you're used to it, you can go     out during the day, when I'm in school. [13:45] Shintaro     Instead of banning you from going out alone, [13:48] Shintaro     why don't we practice     so you can do so safely? [13:52] Shintaro     What do you say? [13:58] Towa     Yes! [13:59] Towa     Shintaro-sama is too kind. [14:03] Towa     I'm truly glad I got to meet him. [14:11] Towa     Soft, squishy, and succulent... [14:16] Shintaro     What is that song? [14:16] Towa     Soft, squishy, and succulent... [14:22] Shintaro     A few days had passed since we started     going out on walks after dinner. [14:29] Shintaro     It's not safe to cross when the lights     are red or yellow, so stay put. [14:33] Shintaro     You can cross when the sign with     the walking man lights up. [14:36] Shintaro     But make sure you look     both ways before you do. [14:38] Towa     Right! [14:40] Shintaro     Let's go. [14:42] Towa     Wait. The man's not walking yet. [14:47] Towa     He's still stationary! [14:48] Shintaro     True! [14:50] Shintaro     I'm home. [14:52] Towa     You always say, "I'm home,"     even when nobody's waiting here. [14:58] Shintaro     Huh? Oh, I guess it's out of habit. [15:04] Towa     Welcome back! [15:06] Shintaro     W-Welcome back to you, too. [15:09] Towa     I'm home. [15:12] Shintaro     What is this? [15:13] Tv     It's time for A Leisurely     Stroll: Sweets Tripping! [15:17] Shintaro     It feels like Towa-chan     can go out normally now. [15:21] Shintaro     Once she gets familiar with it, maybe she     can learn how to take buses and trains, too. SIGN    Super-popular sweets shops special SIGN    All the rage online!                              Fruit Sandwich Store [15:28] Shintaro     Towa-chan... taking the train by herself... SIGN    Ultra Super Far Station [15:32] Towa     Oh, no. I'm lost. [15:36] Towa     Eek! [15:38] Shintaro     Nope! I have nothing but concerns! [15:41] Shintaro     But she's gotta figure it out if she     wants to learn about the human world... [15:46] Shintaro     But her safety comes first... [15:49] Shintaro     Yeah, it's too soon. [15:52] Shintaro     She can't use the bus or train yet! SIGN    16-year-old who's     slowly starting to act     like the father of a child SIGN    All the rage online!                                                  Fruit Sandwich Store [15:56] Tv     Here we have the recently     buzzing store's top pick: SIGN    A Leisurely Stroll:     Sweets Tripping! SIGN    Super-popular sweets shops special SIGN    Strawberry Sandwich 680 yen (tax incl.) SIGN    Shine Muscat Grape Sandwich 680 yen (tax incl.) [16:00] Tv     fruit sandwiches! [16:02] Towa     How pretty. They look delicious. [16:05] Shintaro     Huh... I think this place is just     a train ride away if we want to go. [16:09] Towa     Go? To this store? [16:12] Shintaro     Yeah. [16:13] Towa     The shops on TV are real?! [16:17] Shintaro     What did you think?! [16:19] Towa     You said "dramas" were all fictional... [16:23] Towa     Wait, does that mean those     fruit sandwiches are real, too? [16:28] Shintaro     I'm sure they are. [16:30] Towa     Wow! Such a pretty food really exists! [16:36] Shintaro     Wanna go? [16:40] Towa     I do! [16:41] Shintaro     Dude, I just said she wasn't     ready to take trains yet! [16:48] Shintaro     Put this in the ticket gate. [16:51] Towa     Okay. [16:52] Towa     This is my first time taking the train. [16:54] Towa     I have seen one up close, though. [16:56] Shintaro     You have? When? [16:59] Towa     I flew next to one the day I came to Earth. [17:02] Towa     It was very pretty! [17:03] Shintaro     Hey, that's super dangerous! She has     no self-preservation instincts! [17:10] Towa     Shintaro-sama! The ticket got sucked in! [17:12] Shintaro     Grab it when it comes out the other side. [17:28] Towa     Shintaro-sama! [17:30] Towa     The ticket won't come out! [17:32] Shintaro     Yeah, it doesn't when you're     getting off. That's okay. [17:36] Towa     This town is so full of life. [17:38] Shintaro     Yeah. Be careful not to get lost. [17:41] Shintaro     I think the shop's over that way... [17:42] Towa     That way! [17:42] Shintaro     Wait, hold up! I just told you to be careful! [17:51] Towa     Let's go. [17:52] Shintaro     Huh? She's holding my hand... [17:54] Shintaro     No, wait, I guess that's     my wrist, just barely. [17:59] Towa     Wow! [18:01] Towa     It's the shop we saw on TV! SIGN    Shintaro's Choice     Green and Red Apple Sandwich     Honey and Greens Smoothie SIGN    Towa-chan's Choice      Mixed Fruit Sandwich     Strawberry Milk Smoothie [18:06] Towa     Let's eat. [18:08] Shintaro     This might actually be my first     fruit sandwich. Do you like it? [18:15] Shintaro     No need to wait for a response, huh? [18:17] Shintaro     Cute. [18:21] Shintaro     I'm glad we came. [18:38] Towa     Wow! [18:40] Shintaro     Wanna take a walk that way? [18:42] Towa     Yes. [18:46] Towa     A-A-A huge swan?! [18:48] Shintaro     Oh, those are called swan boats. [18:51] Towa     I read about a human play     back when I was in Heaven. [18:54] Towa     One called Swan Lake.     It was a very beautiful love story. [18:59] Shintaro     Ah. [19:03] Shintaro     Do you want to ride one? [19:06] Towa     Yes! [19:07] Shintaro     God, she's too cute! [19:14] Shintaro     Whoa, we're pretty close to the water. [19:18] Towa     You row with your legs, I see. [19:20] Towa     May I try, as well? [19:22] Shintaro     Sure. [19:27] Towa     Wow. [19:28] Towa     We're moving forward! [19:36] Towa     This is amazing. We keep going on and on. [19:40] Shintaro     Towa-chan! Your skirt! [19:42] Shintaro     Watch your skirt! [19:48] Shintaro     Swan boats are pretty nice, huh? [19:50] Towa     Yeah, this is fun! [19:56] Towa     Hello! [19:58] Old Lady     Oh, hello. [20:01] Shintaro     H-Hello. [20:02] Old Lady     My, such a lovely young couple. [20:06] Old Lady     Right, dear? [20:07] Old Man     Yes, indeed. [20:10] Shintaro     E-Excuse us! [20:14] Towa     Shintaro-sama, what's a "couple"? [20:17] Shintaro     Don't ask me! [20:22] Towa     That was so much fun. [20:24] Shintaro     I know, happy realization and     all that... but is this a date?! SIGN    Dango [20:28] Towa     Oh, Shintaro-sama, they have dango. [20:31] Towa     Let's go eat some dango! [20:36] Shintaro     S-Sorry. [20:38] Shintaro     But... [20:39] Shintaro     Holding hands and stuff... [20:42] Shintaro     is something only people in     that kind of relationship do... [20:46] Shintaro     What am I even saying?! [20:50] Girl     I told you, I'm on my way! [20:53] Girl     You went somewhere else?     Tell me that sooner, you jerk! [20:57] Shintaro     Towa-chan! [20:58] Towa     I'm all right. [21:00] Shintaro     What's wrong with her?     She didn't even apologize. [21:03] Towa     I'm sure she's on her way to take     care of something important. [21:07] Shintaro     Even so... [21:10] Shintaro     Sorry about everything. [21:13] Shintaro     Every time you get in danger here     on Earth, it's us humans' fault. [21:20] Shintaro     We're a selfish bunch who     only care about ourselves. [21:26] Shintaro     And maybe I'm the same... [21:33] Towa     If you don't care about yourself,     you can't care about others. [21:43] Shintaro     Towa-chan's too kind. [21:46] Shintaro     I'm truly glad I got to meet her. [21:55] Shintaro     Sh-Shall we go get those dango? [21:57] Towa     Right! SIGN    What Most Mangaka Are Like After Deadlines [23:35] Towa     Next episode: "What Most Mangaka     Are Like After Deadlines." E7 - What Most Mangaka are Like After Deadlines Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] Shintaro     It's gotten pretty late. [00:04] Towa     But I got to see many new     sights, so I had lots of fun. [00:08] Towa     And the fruit sandwiches     and dango were delicious. [00:11] Shintaro     Yeah? I'm happy for you. [00:13] Towa     What would you like for     dinner, Shintaro-sama? [00:16] Shintaro     Oh... Why don't we grab some     convenience store meals for tonight? [00:20] Shintaro     I'd feel bad asking you to cook this late. [00:23] Towa     Sure. [00:32] Towa     I'll get some hot tea ready in a moment. [00:35] Shintaro     Sounds good, thanks. [00:40] Towa     Someone's sitting outside... [00:47] Mari     Where've you been, Shin-chan?! [00:49] Shintaro     Huh? [00:50] Shintaro     Mari-chan?! SIGN    Studio Apartment, Good Lighting, Angel Included [02:30] Mari     Yum! [02:31] Mari     This pork rib meal is so good! [02:33] Mari     I can feel it bringing me back to life! [02:36] Mari     Delicious! [02:38] Shintaro     She stole the meals so     naturally. What the heck? [02:43] Mari     Sorry I couldn't come check on you, Shin-chan. [02:47] Mari     I seriously haven't been able to step outside. [02:50] Shintaro     You never do while you're working. [02:53] Mari     Right! The more seriously I take work,     the more of a shut-in I become! [02:59] Mari     I draw every second outside of food and     bath time, but I still don't get any— [03:04] Towa     Here you are. [03:05] Mari     Thanks. [03:08] Towa     Um, Shintaro-sama? [03:10] Shintaro     Oh, Mari-chan's my aunt. [03:13] Shintaro     She owns this apartment. [03:14] Mari     I'm Shin-chan's dad's little sister!     I write manga for a living! [03:19] Shintaro     She's a manga artist. [03:20] Mari     That. [03:24] Mari     Yeet! [03:25] Shintaro     Are you drunk?! [03:26] Mari     Nope! I'm just tired as hell! SIGN    Note: She's undergone special training to withstand this.     Please do not try this at home. [03:30] Mari     I haven't slept for 72 hours! [03:34] Towa     So, what's a "manga artist"? [03:36] Mari     Huh? You don't know? [03:39] Mari     Sheltered rich girl? [03:40] Shintaro     Uh... [03:41] Shintaro     She writes stuff like this. [03:43] Towa     She's an author? [03:45] Mari     Hey, that's not one of my works. [03:49] Shintaro     I don't own anything you've put out. [03:52] Mari     Why? They're your aunt's works! [03:54] Mari     Be first in line to buy them! [03:56] Shintaro     I can't read them. The fact that you     wrote all that ruins my immersion. [04:01] Mari     Then forget it! [04:02] Mari     Forget all about me! [04:04] Shintaro     Are you stupid?! [04:06] Shintaro     Anyway, that was our dinner you just ate. [04:11] Mari     I'm sorry! All those all-nighters     without food or drink ruined me! [04:15] Mari     I can't think straight! [04:17] Shintaro     Yeah, well, I sympathize... [04:19] Mari     And still! [04:20] Mari     I had to wait for you 'cause     you were gone! Sob emoji! [04:24] Shintaro     A grown-ass woman shouldn't     be talking in emoji. [04:26] Mari     I'm doing it because I'm a grown-ass woman! [04:28] Shintaro     Sheesh. You should've grabbed     something to eat while you waited. [04:32] Mari     Huh? [04:35] Shintaro     Yikes. [04:36] Shintaro     The extreme exhaustion and hunger have     thrown her survival instincts out of whack. [04:42] Shintaro     So? [04:43] Shintaro     How long were you waiting by the door? [04:45] Mari     Since about 3 PM. [04:46] Shintaro     Ack. Why didn't you contact me? [04:49] Mari     I left my phone at home. [04:51] Shintaro     But why? [04:52] Mari     My editor installed a GPS tracking app on it. [04:54] Shintaro     What? That's creepy! SIGN    Growl [04:59] Towa     I think I'll make something after all. [05:02] Shintaro     Sorry. We bought meals so     you wouldn't have to cook... [05:06] Towa     Don't worry about it. [05:07] Mari     Oh, wait. [05:09] Mari     I brought cake. Want some? [05:14] Shintaro     Wait, is that a whole cake? What's the occasion? [05:18] Mari     Well... [05:20] Mari     It's my birthday. [05:21] Shintaro     What? [05:23] Mari     Yeah... Nobody's wished me     a happy birthday all day. [05:27] Mari     I thought my editor would say something     after I finished my work, but nope. [05:33] Shintaro     Wait, are editors meant to celebrate     authors' birthdays with them? [05:37] Mari     So I decided I would eat some cake with you... [05:41] Mari     And bought my own cake...     my own birthday cake... [05:47] Mari     Stupid editor! [05:49] Mari     Dummy poop head! [05:51] Shintaro     Wait, don't cry! [05:52] Shintaro     Don't cry, Mari-chan! [05:57] Shintaro     Happy birthday to you. [06:01] Shintaro     Happy birthday to you. SIGN    Mari-chan     Happy 28th Birthday [06:05] Shintaro     Happy birthday, dear Mari-chan. [06:10] Shintaro     Happy birthday to you. [06:15] Shintaro     Seriously, what even is this? [06:21] Mari     I'm so sorry. [06:23] Mari     My emotions are always a     mess right after a deadline. [06:26] Mari     I think my nerves are frayed or something... [06:29] Towa     Please don't cry. [06:31] Mari     Thanks. [06:33] Mari     Thank you. You're so nice, miss. [06:37] Mari     Wub. [06:39] Mari     So, who is she? [06:41] Shintaro     You ask now? [06:42] Mari     Well, I've been wondering who     this pretty young lady is. [06:45] Shintaro     Yeah, okay, I did kinda     forget to introduce her! [06:49] Shintaro     Hang on! How am I supposed to explain this? [06:53] Shintaro     I'm having a girl live with me     without my landlady's permission. [06:56] Shintaro     Won't that get me in trouble? [06:58] Shintaro     And there's no way I can     tell her she's an angel. [07:01] Towa     My apologies for not introducing     myself sooner. My name is Towa. [07:05] Towa     Shintaro-sama has helped me out a great deal, [07:08] Towa     and I've always wanted to thank     the owner of this apartment— [07:10] Shintaro     Oh, s-s-stop right there, Towa-chan! [07:13] Shintaro     We probably shouldn't reveal     that she's living with me! [07:16] Shintaro     Which means we need a     plausible cover story... [07:20] Mari     Oh! [07:21] Mari     Is Towa-chan your girlfriend? [07:25] Shintaro     Classmate! [07:26] Mari     Really? [07:27] Mari     You can tell me the truth.     Way to go, playboy. [07:30] Shintaro     W-We're on the school festival     committee, so we're having a meeting. [07:34] Mari     Aren't school festivals held in the fall? [07:36] Mari     You're making arrangements early. [07:38] Shintaro     Yeah... [07:40] Shintaro     There I go again, making up     stupid excuses on the spot. [07:44] Mari     I see. [07:46] Mari     Towa-chan, how's Shin-chan at school? [07:49] Mari     Is he being a good boy?     Is he a hit with the ladies? [07:51] Towa     A hit? [07:52] Shintaro     What are you asking her?! [07:54] Mari     Hey, I'm your guardian now.     I have the right to know. [07:59] Shintaro     No, you don't! [08:01] Mari     Towa-chan! Shin-chan's being mean to me! [08:04] Mari     Me, who changed his diapers     and gave him milk! [08:07] Shintaro     Hey, hold on a second now!     That's playing dirty! [08:10] Towa     Diapers and milk? Really? [08:12] Mari     You see, I lived in the same neighborhood     as Shin-chan back when he was little. [08:16] Mari     My brother and his wife both worked,     so I looked after him often. [08:22] (Flashback) Yung Shintaro     Mari-cha... Waz this? [08:24] (Flashback) Mari     Hmm? Oh, this? [08:25] Mari     He was such a little angel! [08:28] Mari     So gosh darn adorable. [08:30] Towa     Wow. [08:31] Towa     I would've loved to have     met little Shintaro-sama. [08:35] Mari     Want me to bring pics next time? [08:37] Shintaro     Do not! Please! [08:39] Mari     What's the big deal? You were cute! [08:42] Shintaro     It's still embarrassing! [08:43] Mari     Whew, check out Mr. Teenage Angst. [08:46] Mari     By the way... [08:47] Mari     Why does she call you "Shintaro-sama"? [08:50] Shintaro     Good question, actually. I stopped     questioning it 'cause I got so used to it. [08:54] Mari     Are you making her call you that? [08:57] Shintaro     No! Quit backing away     slowly! It's my nickname! [09:00] Shintaro     Everyone in school calls me that as a joke! [09:03] Mari     What the heck? That's so funny. SIGN    Pfft [09:06] Shintaro     One stupid lie after another. SIGN    Mari-chan     Happy 28th Birthday [09:18] Towa     I'll go make some tea. [09:20] Shintaro     Oh, thanks. [09:22] Mari     She's really thoughtful. Such a nice girl. [09:26] Shintaro     Yeah. [09:28] Mari     Is she really an angel? [09:30] Mari     I wish she'd join our family. [09:33] Mari     Wait, why are you blushing? [09:35] Mari     I meant I'd marry her, not you. [09:39] Mari     So, how's it look? [09:41] Mari     Think you got a chance? [09:42] Shintaro     Again, it's not like that! [09:44] Mari     Shucks. [09:47] Mari     Mind if I use the bathroom? [09:48] Shintaro     Go ahead. [09:52] Mari     Say, why do you have two toothbrushes? [09:55] Shintaro     I prefer to use separate ones     for front and back teeth! [09:59] Mari     You do? [10:01] Shintaro     Ugh, she's too perceptive for     someone running on no sleep. [10:09] Mari     Ugh. The brain fog's finally clearing up. [10:12] Mari     I can sense the carbs     circulating in my brain. [10:15] Mari     I feel human again. [10:20] Mari     But I can't believe Shin-chan     invited a girl over. [10:25] Mari     I always thought he was the passive     type, so this is a pleasant surprise. [10:28] Mari     Well, he does live alone.     He can invite whoever he wants. [10:33] Mari     Whoever he wants... [10:35] Mari     Do whatever he wants... [10:37] Mari     Living alone... SIGN    Living alone [10:39] Mari     Having girls over... SIGN    Having girls over [10:40] Mari     A private space! SIGN    Private SIGN    Space [10:43] Mari     Shin-chan! Don't you dare     dabble in drugs or orgies! [10:46] Shintaro     What are you even saying?! [10:48] Towa     Org— [10:48] Shintaro     And Towa-chan! Don't repeat after her! [10:53] Mari     That was great. [10:55] Mari     Thanks, Towa-chan. [10:57] Towa     You're welcome. [10:59] Mari     But you should probably     think about going home soon. [11:02] Mari     It's getting late. [11:04] Mari     Let's walk her home, Shin-chan. [11:07] Shintaro     Uh, well... [11:08] Mari     Her family is going to     start worrying about her. [11:12] Shintaro     You're right about that. [11:14] Shintaro     Yeah, I should've seen this coming. [11:16] Mari     Let's hit up the convenience     store after we walk her. [11:20] Towa     U-Um... er... [11:25] Towa     Wh-What do we do? Where am I supposed to go? [11:29] Shintaro     Split off at some point, [11:31] Shintaro     and then fly to the balcony,     taking utmost care not to be seen. [11:34] Shintaro     Can you wait there until Mari-chan leaves? [11:37] Towa     Got it. [11:39] Mari     What are you two whispering about? [11:42] Mari     Boo, boo. [11:44] Shintaro     We were just discussing the school festival. [11:47] Mari     Oh, right. [11:48] Mari     I'm so sorry, Towa-chan. [11:51] Mari     I interrupted your meeting. [11:53] Towa     D-Don't be. [11:54] Mari     Should I come explain to your family     why you're getting home so late? [11:59] Towa     You don't have to. [12:02] Towa     I-I'll be fine from here. [12:04] Shintaro     O-Okay. [12:06] Shintaro     Uh... See you. [12:08] Towa     Bye. Goodnight. [12:11] Mari     Towa-chan! [12:15] Towa     Auntie Mari-chan? [12:17] Mari     Just Mari's fine. [12:19] Towa     Miss Mari-chan, then. [12:21] Mari     You see, Towa-chan, [12:22] Mari     Shin-chan can be a bit shy,     but he's a very nice boy. [12:28] Mari     I can promise you that. [12:30] Mari     Please continue to spend time     with him, if you don't mind. [12:36] Towa     I will. [12:38] Mari     Bye. [12:39] Towa     Goodnight. [12:42] Shintaro     How long does Mari-chan     intend to stay, anyway? [12:54] Towa     I'm pretty sure nobody saw me. [12:57] Towa     Are Shintaro-sama and Miss Mari-chan back? [13:00] Shintaro     What were you and Towa-chan talking about? [13:03] Mari     Secret. [13:05] Shintaro     Anyway, once you finish that,     you should get going, too. [13:08] Mari     I'm not going anywhere tonight. [13:10] Shintaro     Huh? [13:11] Mari     I bought a sleepover kit while     I was at the convenience store. [13:15] Mari     I stocked up on booze, too. [13:16] Shintaro     Hey, go home! [13:18] Mari     Why the sudden change in treatment? [13:21] Shintaro     No, seriously, you need to leave. [13:23] Shintaro     Towa-chan will have to spend the     night on the balcony otherwise! SIGN    Déjà vu [13:27] Mari     No way. I'd have to get back     to work if I went home. SIGN    Scree!! [13:30] Mari     Not happening! I can't work with     an editor who forgets my birthday! [13:35] Mari     Absolutely not! I refuse! [13:38] Shintaro     Has she ever heard of professionalism? [13:40] Mari     Jerk! Dummy! Kida, you dummy! [13:43] Shintaro     "Kida"? [13:44] Shintaro     Wait, your publisher is Squeemix, right? [13:49] Mari     Yeah, why? [13:51] Shintaro     Then are you talking about Kida Mitsuru-san?! [13:54] Shintaro     Of Overnight Oil Baron and The Legend     of the Rowdy Feudal Lord fame?! [13:58] Mari     Huh? Why do you know an editor's name? [14:01] Shintaro     He's mentioned in the     afterwords and imprints! [14:03] Shintaro     I'm a huge fan of the stuff Kida-san edits! [14:06] Shintaro     And I read Oil Baron weekly! [14:08] Shintaro     It's getting a Hollywood adaptation, right? [14:09] Mari     Yikes, Shin-chan, you're scaring me. [14:12] Mari     Or creeping me out, actually. [14:13] Shintaro     I mean, he's a superstar editor! [14:16] Shintaro     All the authors he manages     are household names, too! [14:20] Mari     Yeah, well, I'm no household name. [14:23] Mari     That's why my editor doesn't care about me. [14:26] Shintaro     Sorry, sorry! [14:27] Shintaro     I'm sure you're popular,     too! Not that I know! [14:30] Mari     You don't?! [14:31] Shintaro     You got that one anime adaptation, too! [14:33] Mari     Yeah, years ago! [14:34] Shintaro     Your schedule's packed, right?     That proves your work's popular! [14:37] Mari     Manga takes the same amount of     work regardless of popularity. [14:41] Mari     It's fine, really. [14:43] Mari     I'm a constant reminder to Kida of how     much of a dead weight failed authors are. [14:48] Mari     I'm providing value to the magazine as     a shining example of what not to do. [14:52] Shintaro     Please stop with the self-affirming     self-deprecation. [14:55] Mari     Anyway, I'm spending the night here! [14:57] Mari     I'll sleep on the floor,     so lend me a blanket! [14:59] Shintaro     Hey, the trains are still running! [15:02] Shintaro     Believe in yourself and your     ability to make it home, okay? [15:06] Mari     No! [15:07] Shintaro     Don't give me that! [15:13] Shintaro     Towa-chan. [15:15] Shintaro     "I'm okay." [15:17] Shintaro     "I can sleep... on the     balcony... just fine..." [15:20] Shintaro     I can't accept that! [15:23] Shintaro     Who is it so late at night? [15:27] Mari     Wait, don't open the door! [15:29] Mari     I felt a Newtype flash just now! [15:32] Shintaro     What? [15:36] Shintaro     Huh? [15:38] Shintaro     Wait, what?! [15:39] Kida     Found you... [15:42] Kida     You piece of trash! [15:47] Mari     Why are you here, Kida-chan?! [15:48] Kida     I searched all the places     you were likely to go! [15:53] Kida     And I remembered you went and bought an     apartment when you were flavor of the month! [15:59] Kida     You nincompoop! [16:00] Mari     Don't call it flavor of the     month! You'll make me cry! [16:03] Shintaro     Kida? Is this Kida Mitsuru? [16:07] Shintaro     Kida's a woman? [16:08] Shintaro     Eek! [16:09] Kida     And who is this? [16:11] Mari     My son. [16:12] Kida     Wha?! [16:13] Shintaro     I'm not! I'm her nephew, and I'm     renting this apartment from her! [16:17] Shintaro     Thank you for looking after my aunt! [16:21] Kida     I'm terribly sorry! SIGN    Kida Mitsuru Mari's Supervising Editor [16:24] Kida     I, Kida Michiru, have failed     in my due diligence. SIGN    Kida Michiru Mari's Supervising Editor [16:27] Kida     I truly apologize, Shintaro-kun. [16:29] Shintaro     I-It's okay... [16:31] Kida     You should've told me you were     looking after your teenage nephew! [16:34] Kida     I wouldn't have locked you     up for two months, then! [16:37] Mira     I kinda just forgot. [16:40] Kida     I hope you didn't have any trouble while     your guardian wasn't around to help. [16:43] Shintaro     Oh, it was totally fine. We kept     in touch regularly, anyway. [16:47] Kida     I'll have her come check on you     every so often from now on. [16:51] Shintaro     Oh, no need. She doesn't     have to show up, ever. [16:54] Mari     Shin-chan?! [16:56] Kida     Mari. [16:57] Mari     Eek! I'm sorry! Please don't yell at me! [17:00] Mari     I'll work, I'll work! [17:02] Mari     I'll work like a dog! [17:05] Kida     Happy birthday. [17:11] Kida     I'm glad I got to wish you well on the day. [17:13] Mari     You remembered? [17:15] Kida     Of course I did. [17:17] Kida     And heck! I slipped away,     bought a cake, and went to your place, [17:21] Kida     only to find it empty! I panicked so hard! [17:25] Mari     Kida-chan... You came for me     even though you're so busy? [17:29] Kida     Yes, my schedule is totally packed. [17:32] Kida     I don't have a second to waste on     authors I don't care a lick about. [17:37] Mari     I... [17:38] Mari     I knew that! I knew that all along! SIGN    Squee SIGN    Squee [17:41] Mari     And I believed you remembered my birthday     because you always celebrate it with me! [17:47] Kida     Let's go back and eat that cake. [17:49] Mari     Yeah! [17:50] Kida     Once you're done, get on that script. [17:52] Mari     Sob emoji! [17:52] Kida     Don't cry. Makes you look ugly. [17:53] Shintaro     This is totally just a lovers' spat. [17:59] Mari     Bye, Shin-chan. Call me anytime you need me. [18:03] Shintaro     Yeah, thanks. [18:05] Shintaro     Oh, and I'm looking forward     to seeing how Oil Baron goes! [18:09] Kida     Thanks. Let me know what you     think next time we meet. [18:12] Shintaro     Sure! [18:15] Mari     Like you have the time for that. [18:19] Kida     I wouldn't be so busy if you didn't     blow deadlines all the time. [18:24] Mari     I'm so sorry. [18:28] Shintaro     Whew, she finally left. [18:31] Towa     Shintaro-sama. [18:33] Shintaro     Towa-chan. [18:36] Shintaro     Uh, I'm sorry for getting     you mixed up in that. [18:39] Towa     Don't be. Miss Mari-chan's a     very fun person, isn't she? [18:43] Shintaro     She's usually better than that. [18:48] Towa     I'm happy I got to see you around     family for the first time. [18:53] Towa     It was cute how you were blushing so much. [18:57] Shintaro     Please don't get on my back, too! [18:59] Towa     I'm not! SIGN    Rom-com!!! Amazing SIGN    Slice of life? SIGN    An angelic girl, too nice SIGN    Studio apartment SIGN    Boy and girl in HS (Classmates?) SIGN    Exciting life together SIGN    Rom-com!!! Amazing SIGN    Rom-com!!! Amazing SIGN    An angelic girl, too nice SIGN    Rom-com!!! Amazing SIGN    An angelic girl, too nice SIGN    Slice of life? [19:04] Mari     Say, how does a rom-com with a boy and     a girl sharing a studio apartment sound? SIGN    Pure [19:09] Kida     Not great. [19:10] Mari     Sob emoji! [20:43] Shintaro     I'll be leaving now. Goodbye. [20:48] Shintaro     I gotta get home quick.     Towa-chan's got dinner ready for me. [20:58] Shintaro     Whoa... [20:59] Shintaro     Wow, she's really pretty. And... [21:03] Shintaro     That's an unusual eye color. [21:06] Shintaro     Oh, uh, are you okay? [21:09] Man A     Hey! [21:11] Man B     You there! [21:14] Lilishka     I'm being pursued. Help me. [21:18] Lilishka     Please. [21:22] Shintaro     This way! [21:23] Man B     Hey, wait! [21:25] Man A     Get back here! [21:27] Man B     We're just trying to give     her back her book... SIGN    Dracula SIGN    Bram     Stoker [21:35] Shintaro     Looks like we lost them. [21:37] Shintaro     This is a scene right out of some manga. [21:40] Shintaro     The usual "save a pretty girl     on the run" kinda thing. [21:43] Lilishka     Sniff, sniff. [21:45] Lilishka     Sniff, sniff, sniff. [21:47] Shintaro     Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What?! [21:50] Lilishka     You smell nice. Delicious. [21:54] Shintaro     Oh... [21:55] Shintaro     I just finished my shift at a restaurant,     so maybe I smell like food? [22:02] Shintaro     Wait, is your leg hurt? [22:04] Shintaro     Are you okay?! SIGN    Squirm SIGN    Squirm [22:06] Lilishka     This is just for appearances. [22:08] Shintaro     Oh, okay. [22:10] Shintaro     I'm glad to hear it and sorry I asked. [22:14] Lilishka     Thanks for helping me. [22:17] Shintaro     But I didn't do anything. [22:19] Shintaro     Why are you on the run? Who were those guys? [22:23] Lilishka     I don't know. [22:24] Lilishka     I was walking down the street when     they suddenly started chasing me. [22:28] Shintaro     Damn, sounds crazy. Do you have any idea why? [22:31] Lilishka     I presume... [22:33] Lilishka     I presume they are descendants     of Professor Helsing. SIGN    Professor Helsing? [22:38] Shintaro     Hell... what? [22:40] Lilishka     My archenemies, who still continue     to plot evil 134 years on... [22:47] Lilishka     Abraham Van Helsing's descendants. [22:51] Lilishka     They have crossed the seas to the Orient [22:55] Lilishka     in a bid to wipe us vampires out. [22:57] Shintaro     Huh? Hang on a second! [22:59] Shintaro     Did you just say "vampires"? [23:02] Shintaro     Whoa, whoa! I figured I'd meet a devil     or kappa, but I got a vampire instead! [23:07] Shintaro     Right, I forgot about them! [23:10] Shintaro     So, are you... [23:13] Lilishka     Hmph. [23:15] Lilishka     Indubitably. Tremble in awe. [23:18] Lilishka     I am the latest of the noblest     of bloodlines from Transylvania, [23:24] Lilishka     the ultimate being! [23:26] Lilishka     The peak of all creation! [23:29] Lilishka     I am the vampire Lilishka! SIGN    How Wonderful Is the Rule of Cool [23:35] Lilishka     Next episode: "How Wonderful     Is the Rule of Cool." E8 - How Wonderful Is the Rule of Cool Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] Lilishka     I am the latest of the noblest     of bloodlines from Transylvania, [00:10] Lilishka     the ultimate being! [00:12] Lilishka     The peak of all creation! [00:14] Lilishka     I am the vampire Lilishka! [00:18] Shintaro     I live with an angel and have     a friend who's a yuki-onna. [00:22] Shintaro     And when I helped a girl on the run,     she turned out to be a vampire. [00:26] Shintaro     What are the odds? [00:34] Shintaro     Color contacts?! [00:35] Lilishka     M-My eyes must've dried     out from all that running. [00:39] Lilishka     My right eye... My right eye throbs! [00:44] Shintaro     Oh, a red eye! [00:47] Lilishka     Indeed, this is the manifestation     of my thirst for red blood. [00:53] Lilishka     Proof that I am a vampire. [00:57] Lilishka     No! These things cost 1,500 yen each! [01:00] Shintaro     They were both contacts?! [01:02] Lilishka     No. I-I'm just shedding. [01:04] Shintaro     You just said they were 1,500 yen each! [01:07] Shintaro     These are contacts, right? [01:08] Lilishka     I never said that. [01:09] Shintaro     You did, too! [01:10] Lilishka     Still a vampire, though. [01:12] Lilishka     I am a vampire! [01:16] Shintaro     She's nothing but... [01:17] Shintaro     a total nutcase! [01:20] Shintaro     What's wrong with me? So what if     I know an angel and a yuki-onna? [01:23] Shintaro     That shouldn't mean I'm gonna run     into supernatural beings 24/7! [01:26] Shintaro     I'm not a demi-human magnet! [01:29] Lilishka     Vampire... vampire... [01:29] Shintaro     That said, I can't just ignore a girl on the run. [01:35] Shintaro     Want me to walk you home?     Or should we go to the cops? [01:38] Lilishka     Oh, no need. I know a safe place nearby. [01:42] Lilishka     That's where I was going to begin with. [01:46] Lilishka     Would you walk me there? SIGN    Studio Apartment, Good Lighting, Angel Included [03:22] Lilishka     This is where I work. [03:26] Lilishka     I want to repay you for helping     me out, so wait inside. [03:30] Lilishka     I'll go get changed. [03:31] Shintaro     I-It's fine. You don't have to. [03:34] Lilishka     Huh? But... [03:36] Shintaro     A-A maid café? [03:38] Shintaro     Are high schoolers even allowed in these? [03:41] Shintaro     And more importantly,     I'm keeping Towa-chan waiting. SIGN    60 minutes     One drink minimum SIGN    Welcome back,     Master, Mistress SIGN    Hours: [03:45] Shintaro     Seriously, it's fine. Bye! [03:54] Lilishka     Yeah, he does smell nice. [03:56] Towa     Huh? A vampire? [03:59] Shintaro     Yeah, at least, a girl with main character     syndrome who says she's one. [04:05] Towa     Main... character syndrome? [04:06] Shintaro     Uh, someone who has wild fantasies     that the world revolves around them. [04:11] Towa     Like a dream? That's a wonderful thing! [04:14] Shintaro     Actually, it's not that nice. [04:18] Shintaro     I guess you could say they're      very straightforward. [04:25] Shintaro     Goodnight, Towa-chan. [04:27] Towa     Yes, goodnight, Shintaro-sama. [04:54] Shintaro     Huh? [05:03] Towa     Shintaro-sama? What's the matter? [05:07] Towa     Huh? [05:09] Towa     We have a guest? [05:10] Shintaro     She's no guest, Towa-chan. [05:12] Shintaro     This is the girl I told you about at dinner!     The one with main character syndrome! [05:16] Shintaro     What are you doing here?! [05:18] Lilishka     I tracked your scent. [05:20] Lilishka     I couldn't forget it. [05:24] Lilishka     You are the first whose scent     has bothered me so much. [05:27] Shintaro     Towa-chan, do I stink? [05:29] Towa     You smell nice, Shintaro-sama. [05:32] Lilishka     That's not what I meant. [05:35] Shintaro     Wait, where'd you even come in from? [05:37] Lilishka     The balcony. [05:39] Shintaro     Police! Trespasser! SIGN    Once slept on the balcony SIGN    fidget SIGN    fidget [05:41] Towa     Oh, I apologize. [05:44] Shintaro     I didn't mean you, Towa-chan! SIGN    Once slept on the balcony SIGN    fidget [05:46] Shintaro     You never broke in like her! [05:48] Shintaro     Anyway! You, out! [05:50] Shintaro     Leave! [05:51] Lilishka     I can't. Not until I get another lick. [05:53] Lilishka     Or at least one more sniff.     I'm not going anywhere otherwise. [05:56] Shintaro     Forget main character, she's just a creep! [06:00] Shintaro     What's wrong with you? [06:01] Shintaro     Loving vampires in fiction is     one thing, but this is a crime! [06:05] Shintaro     Now, get out! [06:09] Shintaro     Wait, how'd she even get on the balcony? [06:12] Towa     Wow, I've never met a vampire before. [06:16] Towa     It's a pleasure! [06:18] Shintaro     Again, she's not. [06:19] Shintaro     She just claims to be one... SIGN    Wings? SIGN    Fangs? [06:31] Shintaro     Are those real? [06:33] Lilishka     But of course. [06:34] Shintaro     Are you actually a vampire? [06:37] Lilishka     That's what I've been saying. [06:40] Shintaro     So I did run into a vampire after all! [06:42] Lilishka     Again, that's what I've been saying! [06:44] Shintaro     But what about those contacts? [06:46] Lilishka     I'm a Japanese vampire, [06:49] Lilishka     but I wish I was an actual European vampire. [06:53] Shintaro     So misleading! And you're still     pretending to be something you're not! [06:57] Lilishka     Anyway... [07:01] Lilishka     My name is Lilishka! [07:03] Lilishka     You would do well to remember me! [07:07] Shintaro     Tokumitsu Shintaro. [07:09] Towa     I'm Towa! [07:10] Shintaro     And now that we've introduced ourselves, [07:13] Shintaro     get out! [07:15] Lilishka     I refuse. [07:16] Lilishka     I won't drink your blood, okay?     Just let me smell you. [07:19] Lilishka     And also nibble you some. [07:20] Shintaro     No way! [07:22] Shintaro     "I won't drink your blood"?     Wait, did you bite me earlier? [07:26] Lilishka     I did not! [07:27] Lilishka     I settled for nibbling on you. [07:30] Lilishka     I'm a vampire that respects boundaries. [07:33] Lilishka     I won't drink blood without permission! [07:35] Shintaro     Says the girl who broke into my home     and nibbled on me without my consent. [07:40] Lilishka     Besides, I have chosen to live blood-free. [07:43] Shintaro     What? Really? [07:45] Lilishka     I am a cutting-edge vampire.     I don't need blood to survive. [07:49] Lilishka     I can quench my thirst by     drinking similar red liquids. [07:54] Shintaro     Oh, like red wine or tomato juice? [07:58] Lilishka     Welch's. SIGN    12 Grapes'     Worth [07:59] Shintaro     Yummy grape juice! [08:02] Shintaro     Will you leave if I give     you one of those drinks? [08:06] Shintaro     Do we have anything? [08:07] Towa     Uh, I don't think we have grape juice. [08:11] Shintaro     Something red... [08:17] Lilishka     I can't... You smell too good, Shintaro. [08:20] Shintaro     Oh, how about some pickled plum? [08:22] Lilishka     I must have you! [08:25] Towa     Shintaro-sama?! [08:26] Lilishka     Just one time! Let me nibble on     you just once, and I'll leave! [08:29] Shintaro     Leave without nibbling on me! [08:31] Shintaro     Okay, you're already digging in! [08:34] Shintaro     You're digging into my neck! [08:36] Towa     Please don't eat Shintaro-sama! [08:41] Shintaro     And... [08:42] Shintaro     She never left! [08:44] Lilishka     Oh, it's no use. I really can't resist it. [08:48] Lilishka     I won't eat you, so just     let me stick my fangs in? [08:50] Towa     Please don't eat Shintaro-sama! [08:53] Lilishka     Just the tip... Just the tip is fine... [08:56] Shintaro     I must refuse! [09:11] Shintaro     She's gone... [09:13] Shintaro     I can't tell if she was the cool     or the boisterous type. [09:17] Towa     Shintaro-sama... [09:19] Shintaro     Oh, Towa-chan. [09:20] Towa     I realize I'm not very     learned in these things... [09:25] Towa     But don't vampires who are     exposed to sunlight... [09:34] Shintaro     Don't tell me... [09:36] Shintaro     she was reduced to ash? [09:50] (Flashback) Towa     L-Lilishka-san was reduced to ash! [09:53] (Flashback) Towa     Wh-What do we do, Shintaro-sama?! [09:55] (Flashback) Shintaro     Calm down, Towa-chan! [09:57] (Flashback) Shintaro     I don't see any ash. [10:00] (Flashback) Towa     B-But... I'll refrain from     vacuuming today, just in case. [10:06] (Flashback) Shintaro     O-Okay. [10:08] Shintaro     Did she really burn to ash? [10:11] Shintaro     No, she must've just gone     home. That has to be it. [10:16] Shintaro     I wish I could confirm it to     give Towa-chan peace of mind. [10:20] Shintaro     But all I know about her is her name. [10:26] Shintaro     Oh, I do know where she works. SIGN    60 minutes     One drink minimum SIGN    Welcome back,     Master, Mistress SIGN    Hours: [10:28] Shintaro     If it comes down to it,     I can go there and ask. [10:33] Tsumugi     Tokumitsu! [10:36] Tsumugi     Morning. [10:37] Shintaro     Morning, Tsutsumi-san. [10:39] Tsumugi     Huh? You seem down. [10:41] Shintaro     Oh, I didn't get much sleep last night. [10:44] Tsumugi     Ah, yeah, the finals cover so much material. [10:48] Tsumugi     I can see why you'd panic. [10:50] Shintaro     Finals? [10:51] Tsumugi     Yeah, our final exams. [10:53] Tsumugi     Huh? [10:54] Tsumugi     Was that not why? [10:57] Shintaro     I forgot all about the exams! [10:59] Tsumugi     Seriously? They're only a week away, you know! [11:01] Tsumugi     The teachers have been     harping on about it, too! [11:04] Shintaro     I was just chilling in life... [11:07] Shintaro     I was even thinking about stuff like     where to take Towa-chan next. [11:14] Shintaro     Time to cram, I guess. SIGN    Lunch Break [11:19] Shuichi     Huh? Where are you going, Shintaro? [11:22] Shintaro     To the school store.     I didn't bring lunch today. [11:25] Shuichi     Copy that. [11:26] Shuichi     Oh, get me some pudding     if there's any left! [11:29] Shuichi     The school store's limited-to-thirty-a-day     pudding! I'll owe you for life! [11:33] Shintaro     Sure. I'm going there anyway. [11:35] Shuichi     Score! My lord and savior Shintaro-sama! [11:39] Shuichi     Hold up, I'll give you the money. SIGN    School Store [11:45] Shintaro     I'm glad I managed to buy     the pudding. But first... [11:50] Shintaro     I'm starting to feel hungry     now that I bought my food. [11:53] Shintaro     I did skip breakfast, after all. [11:56] Shintaro     Maybe I should just eat my rice ball first. [11:59] Shintaro     Let's eat. [12:14] Lilishika     Yum. [12:16] Shintaro     Hey... wha... L-Lili...     y-you're okay... why... here?! [12:20] Lilishka     You had rice on your cheek, so I ate it. [12:23] Lilishka     Was that bad? [12:24] Shintaro     Uniform! Cosplay! Trespassing in school! [12:28] Lilishka     No. I'm a student here. [12:31] Shintaro     Wait, navy? [12:32] Shintaro     You're in my year? What class? [12:35] Lilishka     Class 2. You're in Class 1, right? [12:39] Shintaro     Did you already know about me? [12:42] Lilishka     No. [12:42] Lilishka     Sniff, sniff. [12:43] Lilishka     I just followed a familiar scent     I smelled outside your classroom. SIGN    School Store [12:49] Lilishka     I can track any scent I'm familiar with. [12:50] Lilishka     Sniff, sniff. [12:52] Lilishka     That's how I found your place last night. [12:55] Shintaro     Is she sure she's a vampire and not a dog? [12:59] Shintaro     Anyway, I'm glad you're okay. [13:02] Shintaro     I was afraid you'd been reduced to ash. [13:04] Lilishka     I do dislike the sun,     but I'm not going to burn up. [13:08] Shintaro     Dislike the sun? [13:10] Shintaro     Oh, is that why you're wearing a hoodie? [13:12] Lilishka     Yeah. [13:14] Shintaro     Let's swap places. There's shade over here. [13:18] Lilishka     Thanks. [13:21] Lilishka     You believe me, huh? [13:25] Shintaro     Yeah. [13:28] Shintaro     Why'd you leave without saying     anything this morning? [13:32] Lilishka     You were both asleep. [13:33] Lilishka     And I needed to go home and change into     my uniform before coming to school. [13:37] Shintaro     A sensible reason. [13:39] Lilishka     And I figured I could just go     back to your place tonight. [13:43] Shintaro     I would rather you didn't. [13:45] Lilishka     What? [13:46] Shintaro     So much for sensible. [13:55] Shuichi     My pudding! [13:58] Shintaro     Yikes, I need to get back. [13:59] Shintaro     Anyway, I'm glad you're okay. [14:02] Shintaro     See you! [14:11] Shuichi     Thank you so much! Thank you so much! [14:15] Tsumugi     You took your time. Was there a line? [14:18] Shintaro     Well... [14:19] Shintaro     Do you know a girl named...     L-Lilishka, in Class 2? [14:23] Tsumugi     Huh? I don't. [14:25] Tsumugi     Lili...? [14:26] Shintaro     She has silver hair, and wears     this hoodie with bunny ears. [14:28] Tsumugi     Oh, I think I've seen her around. [14:32] Girl A     Do you mean Kagami-san? [14:34] Shintaro     Huh? "Kagami-san"? [14:36] Shintaro     So her full name's Kagami Lilishka? [14:39] Girl A     I think it was Kagami Sayuri, actually. [14:43] Shintaro     What the hell, Lilishka? [14:45] Girl B     I've heard of her, too. [14:47] Girl B     During introductions on     the first day of school... [14:50] (Flashback) Lilishka     I'm a vampire. [14:53] Girl B     She said that. [14:54] Girl B     And she's actually following     through. What a funny girl. [14:58] Shintaro     Talk about living life true to yourself... [15:01] Tsumugi     Uh, isn't that her? [15:06] Shintaro     What the heck? Scary! [15:07] Tsumugi     Is she looking for someone? SIGN    After School [15:21] Shintaro     I don't have work today. [15:23] Shintaro     I'll go straight home and tell     Towa-chan that Kagami-san was fine. [15:29] Tsumugi     Tokumitsu! [15:31] Tsumugi     Uh, if you want them, [15:34] Tsumugi     I can lend you my notes     covering the exam material. [15:37] Tsumugi     You haven't been able to     focus on class, have you? [15:40] Shintaro     Wait, really? I'd really appreciate it. [15:43] Tsumugi     Probably better to get them copied, right?     Want to go do that at the library? [15:48] Shintaro     Yeah. [15:48] Tsumugi     To the library we go, then. [15:51] Tsumugi     All right! [15:52] Tsumugi     I'm proud of ya, Tsumugi! [15:54] Tsumugi     I could never be as direct as Izumi-san, [15:57] Tsumugi     but I can do things my own way! SIGN    To Shintaro     Follow my familiar     and come to me at once. [16:04] Shintaro     A bat? Which must mean... [16:09] Girl C     Yikes, something dark just flew by! [16:11] Girl D     What? [16:12] Shintaro     Sorry, Tsutsumi-san! Something just came up! [16:15] Tsumugi     What? SIGN    To Shintaro     Follow my familiar     and come to me at once. [16:16] Shintaro     It's so fast... [16:21] Noel     Oh, Shintaro! SIGN    To Shintaro     Follow my familiar     and come to me at once. SIGN    Occult Research Club SIGN    To Shintaro     Follow my familiar     and come to me at once. SIGN    Occult Research Club [16:35] Shintaro     I don't wanna go in there. [16:37] Shintaro     Home it is. [16:40] Lilishka     Good of you to come. [16:42] Lilishka     But you sure kept me waiting, Shintaro. [16:44] Shintaro     Don't give me that! [16:46] Shintaro     Don't send your bats flying around school! [16:48] Lilishka     This is my familiar. Don't call it a bat. [16:51] Shintaro     Wait, why is she so short now? [16:54] Shintaro     Oh, I guess she's not wearing her heels. SIGN    Occult Research Club [17:03] Lilishka     Tokumitsu Shintaro. [17:05] Lilishka     I, Lilishka, order you to be my servant! [17:12] Lilishka     You're so overjoyed that     you can't speak, huh? [17:16] Shintaro     Yeah, not happening. [17:18] Lilishka     Why not? [17:19] Shintaro     Do you really have to ask? [17:22] Lilishka     You refuse the honor of being my servant? [17:25] Lilishka     Even if you miss out on having     this ultra-cute senior? [17:28] Shintaro     I'm good. [17:30] Shintaro     And wait, this thing would     be higher up the ladder?! [17:33] Lilishka     Then I'll throw in... SIGN    Lilishka-chan     Birthday Ticket [17:35] Lilishka     a ticket to my birthday event next     year. Estimated value: 3,000 yen. [17:37] Lilishka     Drink not included. Please hand     over your gifts to reception. [17:41] Lilishka     How's that for an offer you can't refuse? [17:43] Shintaro     I'm still good! [17:45] Lilishka     How can... this be? [17:47] Shintaro     Why did you think that would work? [17:49] Lilishka     What do you desire, then? Name your price! [17:51] Shintaro     Doesn't matter. I'm not taking your offer. [17:53] Shintaro     I don't even know what got you     started on this weird servant thing. [17:57] Shintaro     You weren't acting like this at lunch. [18:00] Shintaro     What's gotten into you? [18:03] Lilishka     I mean... [18:04] Lilishka     You told me not to come over anymore. [18:10] Lilishka     In the schoolyard, it seemed like you     didn't want to be seen together with me. [18:15] Lilishka     And in your classroom, you didn't seem to     want people to think we were acquainted. [18:19] Shintaro     Th-That's not what I was thinking... [18:21] Shintaro     Oh, is that why she sent     her familiar to get me? [18:25] Shintaro     She made sure to hide the fact     that we knew each other. [18:31] Shintaro     K-Kagami-san, I... [18:33] Lilishka     I felt like fate brought you to me, Shintaro. [18:37] Lilishka     In all my life, you have the     most unforgettable scent. [18:42] Lilishka     I want to sniff you for life. [18:44] Lilishka     And yet, you told me not to come over. [18:48] Lilishka     Then I'm left with no choice. [18:50] Lilishka     I must become your master and     order you to let me sniff you. [18:53] Shintaro     Why?! [18:55] Lilishka     But if you won't accept that... [18:57] Lilishka     Forget about it and let me sniff you for now! [19:00] Lilishka     We can resume the negotiations after that! [19:02] Shintaro     Excuse me?! [19:03] Lilishka     Let me sniff you! [19:04] Lilishka     I must sniff you or I'll lose my mind! [19:07] Shintaro     You already have! [19:09] Shintaro     Calm down, Kagami-san... I mean, Lilishka! [19:18] Tsumugi     Hey, Izumi-san, wait! [19:23] Tsumugi     S-Sorry, Tokumitsu. We followed you... [19:26] Noel     How could you, Shintaro?! You've     never even hugged me, your friend! [19:31] Noeltsumugi     Huh? [19:33] Lilishka     Huh? [19:34] Noellilishka     What?! [19:37] Noel     I don't believe it. Vampires... [19:40] Lilishka     Yuki-onna... [19:43] Noel     ...are real? [19:43] Lilishka     ...are real? [19:45] Lilishka     I suppose power attracts power. [19:50] Noel     Holy cow... A vampire girl! [19:53] Noel     I love vampires almost     as much as I love angels! [19:56] Noel     But Shintaro's my friend, okay?! [20:01] Tsumugi     Tokumitsu... [20:02] Tsumugi     When you said you weren't planning     on running into devils or kappa, [20:07] Tsumugi     you'd already met a vampire, huh? [20:10] Tsumugi     I wish you'd told me. [20:12] Shintaro     No, Tsutsumi-san, you've got... [20:15] Lilishka     Shintaro. [20:17] Lilishka     I'm, uh... sorry. [20:20] Shintaro     Huh? [20:21] Lilishka     I wasn't considering if I     was being a bother to you. [20:27] Lilishka     You helped me out when I was in trouble, [20:31] Lilishka     but I went and found your home     and showed up unannounced. [20:34] Lilishka     And at school, I tracked your scent     and followed you to your class. [20:39] Lilishka     I've lost control of myself     ever since I met you. [20:44] Lilishka     This has never happened to me before. [20:47] Lilishka     I don't know what to do with myself. [20:51] Lilishka     You were so nice to me, too. [20:55] Lilishka     And I want to be friends with you, too. [21:01] Shintaro     Life as a vampire might be even     harder than anyone could imagine. [21:06] Noel     I'm terrible at controlling my     blizzards, so I know how she feels. [21:16] Shintaro     You're welcome to come over. [21:19] Lilishka     Huh? [21:20] Shintaro     I can't have you sniffing me at school,     so you can come over now and then. [21:29] Lilishka     I can go back? [21:32] Shintaro     Yeah. Towa-chan was worried about you, too. [21:36] Shintaro     Oh, but... [21:38] Shintaro     Come through the front door from now. [21:47] Lilishka     Okay! [21:49] Noel     Hey, wait! I wanna go to your place, too! [21:52] Noel     I wanna visit my friend's place! [21:55] Shintaro     Huh? Uh... Let me ask Towa-chan first. [21:58] Tsumugi     I wanna go, too. B-But I can't say it... SIGN    Don't Be Scared [23:35] Shintaro     Next episode: "Don't Be Scared." E9 - Don't Be Scared Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:02] Towa     Round and round they went, [00:06] Towa     and came out squeaky clean! [00:11] Towa     It's so hot lately, I get sweaty     just folding the laundry. [00:24] Towa     God, [00:25] Towa     for the first time since I came to Earth, [00:28] Towa     the seasons are changing. SIGN    Studio Apartment, Good Lighting, Angel Included SIGN    Occult Research Club [02:04] All     Finals are finally over. [02:08] Shintaro     And yet here we are again, for some reason. [02:11] Tsumugi     Right? [02:13] Noel     True... [02:15] Shintaro     I never thought we'd be spending so     much time in the occult club's room. SIGN    Occult Research Club SIGN    A little over a week ago     The day of their first occult club visit [02:22] (Flashback) Noel     Wait! [02:23] (Flashback) Noel     I came to ask Shintaro if     we could study together! [02:27] (Flashback) Noel     I believe that studying for exams     together is a friend thing to do! [02:30] (Flashback) Shintaro     Huh? Is it? [02:32] (Flashback) Noel     Your place or mine? I don't mind either. [02:35] (Flashback) Shintaro     We're studying at home? Again, I'd have to... [02:39] (Flashback) Tsumugi     I-In that case, I wanna join. I'll go, too. [02:42] (Flashback) Tsumugi     May I? [02:44] (Flashback) Shintaro     Hmm... I'll have to ask Towa-chan first. [02:47] (Flashback) Shintaro     Also, I've never actually     studied with friends before. [02:50] (Flashback) Noel     No way. Is that purely fictional, too? [02:53] (Flashback) Shintaro     No, I don't think so, but... [02:57] (Flashback) Lilishka     Why not study here? [03:04] Noel     Getting to use this place really helped. [03:08] Tsumugi     Yeah. We owe Lili-chan big time. [03:13] Tsumugi     We got to be friends with Mofumofu, too. [03:16] Tsumugi     How are you so cute every day? [03:22] Lilishka     If you ask me, though, Madame     Tsumugi carried most of the load. SIGN    Note: Handmade from Cardboard [03:37] Lilishka     I truly appreciate all the     help over the exam period. [03:40] Shintaro     Way to show up in a coffin like it's nothing. [03:43] Lilishka     Dare I say it? She was simply divine! [03:45] Noel     Let's go, Gihren! [03:47] Tsumugi     Oh, it wasn't that big a deal. [03:49] Shintaro     No, but it's true. [03:52] Shintaro     I would've failed for sure if it     wasn't for you, Tsutsumi-san. [03:55] Tsumugi     Huh? [03:56] Noel     Yeah. [03:56] Tsumugi     What? [03:58] Lilishka     Indubitably! [04:00] (Flashback) Tsumugi     Use the formula from earlier. [04:02] (Flashback) Tsumugi     Oh, be careful. That's a trick question. [04:04] Tsumugi     Yeah, yeah! That's the way! [04:04] Lilishka     The clarity of Madame Tsumugi's     explanations, her attentiveness... [04:07] Tsumugi     Let's try that one more time. [04:09] Tsumugi     Way to go, Tokumitsu! Solve the     next problem the same way. [04:09] Lilishka     I am filled with awe and gratitude. [04:12] Noel     For real. [04:13] Noel     Thank you, Tsumugi-sama. SIGN    Gratitude... [04:15] Shintaro     Tsumugi-sama! [04:16] Lilishka     Tsumugi-sama... [04:18] Tsumugi     Quit teasing me! Jeez! [04:20] Tsumugi     Wait, did Tokumitsu just call me "Tsumugi"? [04:25] Tsumugi     That has to be the first time... [04:27] Shintaro     Tsutsumi-san? SIGN    Flinch [04:29] Tsumugi     I-It's nothing! [04:31] Tsumugi     By the way, [04:32] Tsumugi     exams are over now, so won't our presence     bother the other occult club members? [04:37] Shintaro     Oh, you're right. [04:39] Shintaro     I kinda assumed Kagami-san     was the only member. [04:41] Shintaro     Of course there'd be others. [04:44] Shintaro     Let's leave so we're not a bother. [04:46] Tsumugi     Right. [04:48] Noel     How about we stop by somewhere to     celebrate the end of exams, then? [04:51] Tsumugi     You mean at a café or something? [04:53] Noel     Yeah! [04:54] Shintaro     Sounds good! Wanna join us, Kagami-san? [04:56] Lilishka     Hold it! [04:58] Lilishka     I cannot let that slide! [05:00] Shintaro     Wait, what? [05:03] Lilishka     "Kagami Sayuri" is the fake     name I use undercover! [05:07] Lilishka     Call me Lilishka! [05:10] Shintaro     That's your issue? [05:11] Shintaro     And why do you always strike a pose? [05:14] Lilishka     FYI, the noble name Lilishka [05:16] Lilishka     comes from mixing the "yuri" as in "lily"     in "Sayuri" with a famous vampire's name. [05:21] Shintaro     Uh, you just admitted that     Lilishka was the fake name. SIGN    Ba-dun [05:25] Lilishka     I will be the one to choose my name! [05:28] Shintaro     Seriously, what's with the pose? [05:30] Noel     Wait, by "famous vampire's name,"     you mean the one from Van Helsing? [05:34] Lilishka     Indubitably! [05:36] Noel     Isn't it great that Dracula's brides     have names in that one? It's rare! [05:41] Lilishka     It appears you have a deep understanding     of the world, Madame Noel. [05:44] Shintaro     These two are somehow on     the same wavelength... [05:47] Shintaro     Anyway, let's go. [05:50] Tsumugi     Yeah. [05:52] Shintaro     That reminds me. [05:53] Shintaro     You're only counted as an official club     if you have at least three members, right? [05:57] Shintaro     Does that mean you have three members? [06:00] Lilishka     But of course. [06:01] Lilishka     First, there's me. [06:03] Lilishka     Then... [06:04] Lilishka     there's President (TBD). [06:06] Shintaro     Whoa, that's freaky! [06:08] Shintaro     Why do you even have that thing?! [06:10] Lilishka     I found it dumped in storage. [06:12] Shintaro     I think the verb you're     looking for is "stored." [06:14] Lilishka     And then there's one more... [06:23] Shintaro     Oh, sorry! [06:29] Shintaro     Are you okay? SIGN    Tearing up... [06:37] Shintaro     Wh-What?! S-Sorry! [06:40] Shintaro     I made her cry! [06:43] Lilishka     Let me introduce you. [06:45] Lilishka     This is Tsurumi Hisui From Class 1-2. [06:47] Lilishka     She's the other occult club member. [06:49] Tsumugi     She's tiny! [06:50] Noel     We have a smol duo! [06:52] Shintaro     What do I do? She's terrified. [06:55] Shintaro     I-I should try to be as smooth as possible... [06:58] Shintaro     Uh, I'm Tokumitsu Shintaro from Class 1-1. [07:02] Shintaro     Nice to meet you. [07:06] Shintaro     She hates me! [07:09] Lilishka     Don't mind Hisui, Shintaro. [07:11] Lilishka     She's always like this. [07:14] Lilishka     She hates humans. [07:16] Hisui     U-Uh... S-Say I'm shy instead... [07:20] Lilishka     The very sight of humans     makes her seethe in rage. [07:24] Lilishka     Her tragic karma compels her to. [07:26] Hisui     No... I just have social anxiety... [07:29] Shintaro     Give her a break, Lilishka. [07:31] Tsumugi     Sorry, Tsurumi-san. [07:33] Tsumugi     We were using this room     to study for the finals, [07:36] Tsumugi     but we'll be leaving now. [07:40] Shintaro     Thanks for having us. [07:41] Shintaro     Oh. [07:43] Shintaro     Kagami— SIGN    Grr [07:45] Shintaro     I mean, Lili-chan. What will you do? [07:48] Shintaro     Tsurumi-san's here, so do you     want to stay and focus on club? [07:56] Lilishka     No. I'll go with you. [07:59] Lilishka     I have something important to discuss with     you, Madame Tsumugi, and Madame Noel. [08:08] Lilishka     Before, the occult research club [08:10] Lilishka     only had third-year members,     and they graduated earlier this year. [08:14] Lilishka     It was fated to die, but it stayed     alive because Hisui and I joined. [08:19] Shintaro     So you two are the only members now? [08:22] Lilishka     Yes. [08:23] Lilishka     As such, we are in a very     precarious position right now. [08:28] Lilishka     If nobody joins, we'll go from     the official occult research club [08:32] Lilishka     to the unofficial occult research club. [08:35] Shintaro     Uh, I fail to see the problem? [08:38] Lilishka     That's where you fine folks come in! [08:40] Lilishka     I have deemed you worthy of the ultimate     honor: becoming new club members! SIGN    Club     Membership     Application [08:44] Lilishka     Join us in exploring the deep abyss     of the mysterious and the unexplained! [08:49] Shintaro     Nah, pass. [08:51] Lilishka     Wha?! SIGN    Shock [08:52] Lilishka     But you'll get to spend all the time     you want with your cute senior! SIGN    Booyah [08:57] Shintaro     Still no. [08:58] Shintaro     And, what, Mofumofu really is     gonna be higher up the ladder? [09:01] Lilishka     We have A/C! And all-you-can-drink soft drinks! [09:05] Shintaro     Urk... That is kinda tempting... [09:08] Shintaro     But I'm still not joining! [09:10] Noel     Huh? He's not joining? [09:10] Tsumugi     Huh? He's not joining? SIGN    These two were considering joining if Shintaro did. [09:14] Shintaro     Wait, is that what you wanted to discuss? [09:17] Shintaro     Sorry for dragging you into this, Tsurumi-san. [09:23] Shintaro     Uh... [09:24] Shintaro     Oh, if you're a member of this club,     I guess you must like the occult, too. [09:29] Shintaro     What are you into? [09:35] Shintaro     I made her cry again! [09:38] Shintaro     Sorry! You don't have to talk     to me if you don't want to! [09:41] Shintaro     I'm sorry! [09:44] Shintaro     Yeah, she does hate me. [09:47] Shintaro     I should probably stop talking to her. [09:49] Lilishka     Books, Shintaro. [09:52] Lilishka     Hisui loves books. [09:54] Lilishka     But she freaks out when people     sit beside her in the library, [09:57] Lilishka     so she reads in the club room. [09:58] Shintaro     I see. [10:01] Shintaro     But why pick the occult club? [10:08] Noel     Shintaro, where do you want to celebrate? [10:11] Noel     We should decide while     walking to the station. [10:13] Tsumugi     How about a casual restaurant?     They have all-you-can-drink. [10:16] Shintaro     Hmm... Oh, how about the     Missus D's by the station? [10:20] Shintaro     They have a big dining space. [10:27] Tsumugi     What? There's a festival going on? [10:29] Noel     This is no time for Missus D's. [10:32] Noel     Festival, Shintaro! A festival! [10:34] Lilishka     This must be fate—nay, destiny! [10:46] Shintaro     Sh-She really can't stand me! [10:50] Staff     Come one, come all! [10:53] Tsumugi     A festival has a totally different     feel when it's bright out, huh? [10:57] Shintaro     I know what you mean.     You tend to go to these at night. [11:01] Noel     Going to a festival with friends... [11:03] Noel     It happens IRL too, huh, Shintaro? [11:07] Shintaro     Yeah, I guess so. [11:08] Shintaro     It's a first for me, too. [11:10] Tsumugi     Do you go to festivals often, Tsurumi-san? [11:13] Hisui     I like festivals. [11:16] Hisui     Especially summer ones. [11:18] Tsumugi     I get it. Summer festivals have this     free-spirited vibe to them, don't they? [11:22] Hisui     Mhm. [11:24] Shintaro     Wait, what? [11:26] Shintaro     Where'd Lili-chan go? [11:28] Lilishka     Right here. [11:34] Shintaro     She got all swagged out in an instant! [11:37] Lilishka     Each person carries multiple     personae within themselves. [11:40] Lilishka     Manifesting one to wear it proudly     can also be a form of expression. [11:45] Shintaro     Mic drop moment, but not with that mask on. [11:49] Lilishka     What's wrong, Shintaro?     Is something bothering you? [11:53] Lilishka     Your scent now has the bittersweet     tinge of angst to it. [11:59] Lilishka     I kind of like it, to be honest. [12:01] Lilishka     Let me nibble on you for a bit. [12:03] Shintaro     Where'd that come from? And no. [12:06] Lilishka     Anyway, tell me what's bothering you. [12:13] Shintaro     Listen... [12:14] Shintaro     I feel like Tsurumi-san's     especially scared of me. [12:18] Shintaro     Not so much with the other girls. [12:21] Shintaro     Is it because I startled     her right off the bat? [12:24] Hisui     Huh? [12:25] Shintaro     Oh, crap! She heard that! [12:27] Shintaro     S-Sor... [12:30] Lilishka     Maybe she's mad at you     because you saw her panties? [12:33] Shintarohisui     Pa—?! [12:35] Hisui     N-No, Lili-chan... [12:37] Shintaro     I-I don't think I saw them, though! [12:39] Tsumugi     Well... [12:41] Tsumugi     I can't say they weren't visible. [12:44] Noel     Shintaro, it was an accident. It happens. [12:47] Noel     Like when you saw mine. [12:49] Shintaro     Seriously, I didn't see them this time! [12:51] Hisui     Uh, no... I... [12:54] Shintaro     I really didn't see! [12:57] Tsumugi     His desperate pleas are only backing     her further into a corner... [13:03] Tsumugi     Hey, I'm starting to get hungry. [13:06] Tsumugi     I want to grab a bite, so why     don't we split up for a bit? [13:09] Noel     Good idea! [13:11] Noel     Let's go, Shintaro! [13:14] Tsumugi     Hey, wait! [13:28] Lilishka     Evil eye unleashed. [13:47] Noel     Oh woy, I weay gan'd dalg bwobery     when I ead zomeding gold. [13:53] Noel     But gwabbing a bite with     fwiends is so fwiendingwike! [13:58] Noel     This is weally fun! [13:59] Tsumugi     Uh... "fwiendingwike"? [14:02] Shintaro     I think she meant to say "friending-like." SIGN    Fwiendingwike [14:05] Shintaro     Not that you can find     it in any dictionaries. SIGN    Friending-like [14:12] Noel     Oh, I wanna eat some buttered potato, too. [14:14] Noel     Let me go get one. SIGN    Buttered Potatoes [14:16] Tsumugi     Hey, that sounds good. [14:17] Lilishka     I'll go with you. [14:19] Hisui     Oh, wait... [14:20] Shintaro     The girls are going ham on the food. [14:23] Shintaro     Maybe I should get something, too. [14:28] Shintaro     Wow, grilled corn! A staple     of summer festivals! SIGN    200 yen      each [14:35] Shintaro     Chilled cucumber? Another staple... [14:39] Shintaro     But I don't think I've ever     had one. I think I'll try it. [14:48] Shintaro     Do you want one too, Tsurumi-san? [14:53] Shintaro     I-I startled her again. [14:55] Shintaro     Oh, sorry! Let's just get some! [14:59] Shintaro     We'll take two, mister! [15:01] Cucumbermans     You got it! [15:03] Shintaro     Here you are. [15:04] Hisui     I-I'll pay... [15:06] Shintaro     It's fine. I was getting one anyway. [15:08] Shintaro     I'll go eat this over there. [15:11] Hisui     W-Wait... [15:12] Shintaro     You can relax and enjoy it. Bye. [15:15] Hisui     Wait... You... [15:18] Hisui     You've got it wrong! [15:21] Shintaro     What have I got wrong? [15:24] Shintaro     Wait, did you not want the cucumber at all?! [15:26] Hisui     N-No... [15:29] Hisui     No! [15:31] Noel     There they are. [15:33] Noel     Shintaro! And Tsurumi-san, too. [15:36] Tsumugi     Good thing we found you. [15:38] Noel     We had no idea where you'd gone. [15:40] Shintaro     Sorry about that. Did you     get the buttered potato? [15:42] Noel     I did. It was really steaming. [15:49] Noel     I'm so full. [15:50] Tsumugi     And yet you're going to     town on that shaved ice. [15:54] Noel     Man, da waz zo much fun. I don wanna go. [15:59] Shintaro     But it's getting dark. We'd better go home. [16:03] Noel     Yeah... [16:05] Shintaro     This is not how I expected     to enjoy a summer festival. [16:09] Shintaro     I never would've imagined it     before coming to this school. [16:12] Shintaro     We hit up a festival after exams     and had fun with friends... [16:17] Shintaro     It was a good day. [16:19] Shintaro     It would've been even better     if Towa-chan were here. [16:22] Shintaro     I should come back with her. [16:25] Shintaro     She'll love the festival, I'm sure. [16:28] Hisui     Oh, Lili-chan... [16:32] Lilishka     The golden ball of fire sinks,     and in its place rises a pale moon. [16:37] Lilishka     As Venus begins to shine, the curtain     is drawn on an evening of chaos. [16:42] Shintaro     Cringe. [16:44] Noel     Say, Shintaro. [16:45] Noel     Is it just me or is that like a scene     out of a horror anime set in the boonies? [16:49] Noel     Is it because of the shrine gate?! [16:51] Shintaro     Stop it! That's scary! [16:52] Lilishka     Fates intertwine, piercing the stillness, [16:56] Lilishka     as hope and despair begin     to dance with the night. [17:00] Shintaro     Huh? [17:02] Lilishka     Memento mori... [17:04] Shintaro     Watch out! [17:08] Shintaro     Oh, right. She can fly— [17:11] Tsumugi     Eek! Tokumitsu! [17:12] Noel     Shintaro! No way! [17:14] Noel     Shintaro! [17:15] Tsumugi     Oh, no. It's too dark under the bridge to see. [17:24] Tsumugi     Tsurumi-san?! [17:28] Shintaro     C-Crap... [17:30] Shintaro     I-I can't breathe! [17:33] Shintaro     That's weird... [17:35] Shintaro     This river shouldn't be so deep. [17:48] Noel     Shintaro! [17:49] Tsumugi     Tokumitsu! [17:50] Tsumugi     Are you okay? [17:52] Noel     Are you hurt? Are you cold? [17:55] Shintaro     I'm fine. [17:56] Lilishka     F-Forgive me, Shintaro.     I got too carried away. [18:02] Shintaro     You really scared me there. [18:04] Shintaro     Thanks for helping me, Tsurumi-san. [18:07] Hisui     Y-You've got it wrong. [18:12] Hisui     Tokumitsu-kun... [18:14] Hisui     I-I'm not used to... talking to boys... [18:21] Hisui     I got too nervous to talk to you. [18:23] Hisui     So... [18:24] Hisui     I'm not scared... of you or anything. [18:28] Hisui     Sorry for not saying it sooner     and making it awkward for you. [18:35] Shintaro     Oh. [18:39] Shintaro     I'm so glad! [18:43] Shintaro     I should be the one apologizing     for making you all nervous. [18:47] Shintaro     And I feel like you tried to     tell me this a bunch of times. [18:51] Shintaro     Sorry I didn't hear you out. [18:53] Hisui     It's not your fault... Tokumitsu-kun. [18:58] Shintaro     Man, I'm glad we got to talk it out. [19:02] Shintaro     Today really is a good day. [19:04] Shintaro     Outside the whole falling     into the river thing. [19:06] Tsumugi     Huh? Hang on a sec. [19:08] Tsumugi     I'm glad you sorted it out,     but, uh... Tsurumi-san? [19:13] Tsumugi     Your head. [19:15] Noel     Huh? What is that? A halo? [19:19] Hisui     Huh? Why?! [19:20] Shintaro     An angel's halo? Wait,     are you an angel, too?! [19:24] Hisui     N-No... [19:27] Shintaronoeltsumugi     She's got something on her back! [19:30] Shintaro     A shell? [19:32] Hisui     No! Er, um... [19:35] Shintaro     Does that mean the thing on your head... [19:38] Shintaro     is a kappa's dish? [19:40] Tsumugi     Th-Th-Th-There it is. [19:43] Tsumugi     We have a kappa now. SIGN    Slam [19:45] Shintaro     Huh? Tsutsumi-san?! [19:47] Lilishka     I didn't expect Hisui     to be busted so quickly. [19:52] Shintaro     You knew? Why didn't you tell us? [19:55] Lilishka     I didn't have Hisui's permission. [19:59] Shintaro     Yeah, okay, that makes sense. [20:01] Shintaro     She does have her rare sensible moments. [20:04] Hisui     Wh-Why is this happening? [20:06] Hisui     This wasn't supposed to... [20:10] Lilishka     Did you eat any cucumber, Hisui? [20:13] Hisui     Oh! [20:14] Hisui     I did! [20:15] Lilishka     Let me explain. [20:17] Lilishka     Hisui turns into a kappa if she makes contact     with water within an hour of eating cucumber. [20:22] Shintaro     So it's my fault for buying     her that cucumber! [20:25] Lilishka     While I'm at it, let me tell you     that she's no ordinary kappa. [20:29] Shintaro     What do you mean, "no ordinary kappa"? [20:31] Lilishka     Her grandpa's the boss of the All-Japan     Kappa Federation that secretly runs Japan. [20:37] Lilishka     Which means she's the future     number one kappa of Japan! [20:39] Shintaro     That's such a crazy info dump that it's     going in one ear and out the other! [20:43] Hisui     What do I do? I... I... [20:47] Noel     Tsurumi-san. [20:50] Noel     It's okay. All three of     us know about Lili-chan. [20:55] Noel     Besides, uh, I'm the same. [20:59] Hisui     Huh? Izumi-san... [21:02] Hisui     You're a kappa, too?! [21:03] Noel     Not quite, sorry! [21:05] Noel     So don't worry. We won't tell anyone. [21:22] Hisui     Thanks. [21:24] Shintaro     Listen. [21:26] Shintaro     I'd like you to meet one more     person, if you don't mind. [21:29] Shintaro     Of course, I'd have to ask her first. [21:32] Shintaro     What do you say? [21:34] Hisui     If you think it's a good idea... I'll do it. [21:39] Shintaro     Really? [21:40] Shintaro     Then let me go get her right away. [21:46] Towa     Wow! [21:49] Towa     You're a kappa? Amazing! [21:51] Towa     I'm so honored to meet you     right after meeting a vampire! [21:57] Towa     The shell on your back is so wonderful. [21:57] Shintaro     Towa-chan, your wings are showing! [22:00] Shintaro     So's the shell, but... Calm down, Towa-chan! SIGN    Towa and Noel Are Both Learning [23:35] Noel     Next episode: "Towa and     Noel Are Both Learning." E10 - Towa and Noel are Both Learning Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] Shintaro     This happened during work. [00:04] Shintaro     Even I kind of lost my temper at that. [00:06] Shintaro     The reasoning was just too absurd. [00:09] Towa     My, that sounds rough. [00:11] Shintaro     Oh, sorry for whining. [00:14] Towa     Don't be. [00:15] Shintaro     Come to think of it... [00:17] Shintaro     You never get angry, do you? [00:19] Towa     Huh? [00:20] Towa     I'm pretty sure I do. [00:23] Shintaro     But I've never seen you mad at anything. [00:29] Shintaro     If you're mad at me about something     and just not bringing it up, [00:32] Shintaro     you don't have to hold back! [00:34] Shintaro     You can yell at me, it's okay! [00:36] Towa     I'm not, I'm not! [00:37] Towa     I'm not mad at you in the least! [00:40] Towa     And... [00:41] Towa     I'll have you know there are     times when I get angry, too. [00:45] Shintaro     Like when? [00:46] Towa     Like when... [00:52] Shintaro     You don't, huh? [00:53] Towa     I feel like I do, though. [00:55] Shintaro     I mean, you didn't even get mad at the     woman who bumped into you in the park. [00:59] Towa     I figured she must have had her reasons. [01:03] Towa     Besides, back then, [01:05] Towa     you were mad at her for me,     so I didn't feel the need. [01:14] Shintaro     Is it because Towa-chan's an     angel that she never gets angry? [01:20] Shintaro     Yeah, no. [01:22] Shintaro     I know an angel with a very short fuse. [01:24] Shiu     Lay a finger on Towa-sama,     and you'll meet your maker! SIGN    Maker [01:27] Shiu     Maker! [01:28] Shintaro     I wonder how Shiu-chan's doing. [01:32] Towa     Lots and lots... [01:35] Towa     of veggies in this miso sou— [01:37] Shintaro     That smells nice. [01:39] Shintaro     Sorry, I just couldn't resist the aroma. [01:42] Towa     You startled me. [01:44] Towa     It'll be done soon. SIGN    Towa-chan's Special     Miso Soup With Lots of Veggies [01:46] Towa     Do you want to try it now? [01:47] Shintaro     I do. [01:54] Towa     Here you are. [02:02] Shintaro     Sorry about that. [02:04] Shintaro     Thanks. [02:12] Shintaro     Wow, this is great. [02:15] Towa     I'm glad. [02:17] Shintaro     My conclusion: Towa-chan isn't an     angel because she's a literal angel. [02:22] Shintaro     She's just an angel who     happens to be a literal angel. [02:25] Shintaro     What am I even saying? [02:34] Tsumugi     I can't believe first term is over. [02:36] Shintaro     Right? I don't know if it felt short or long. [02:41] Nel     Hey, was there always a cake shop here? SIGN    Open Today [02:44] Tsumugi     Huh, I never knew. What a cute little place! [02:47] Noel     You know what this means. [02:49] Noel     Shintaro! We have to go! [02:51] Shintaro     Huh? [02:52] Noel     Friends always go check out     new sweets shops immediately! [02:57] Shintaro     But now? Hey, wait, Noel-chan! [02:59] Tsumugi     I wanna go, too! [03:02] Towa     How could I forget we     were out of spring onion? [03:05] Towa     My carelessness has me scared. Heh. [03:13] Towa     Now I remember. Shintaro-sama     said school was a half-day today. [03:18] Towa     Shintaro— [03:32] Towa     Wait, was I huffing and puffing just now?! [03:37] Noel     C'mon, Shintaro. [03:39] Noel     Friends are meant to share sweets. [03:42] Noel     Now eat up! [03:43] Shintaro     I will, but I can eat it myself! [03:45] Tsumugi     Feed me instead, Izumi-san. [03:49] Shintaro     I'm home. [03:51] Shintaro     Towa-chan, [03:51] Shintaro     I bought us some cake. Let's eat. [03:54] Shintaro     We found a new cake shop on the way home... [03:58] Shintaro     Towa-chan? [04:01] Towa     I don't want it. [04:03] Shintaro     What's wrong? [04:04] Shintaro     Are you not feeling well? [04:06] Towa     No, I'm perfectly fine. [04:10] Shintaro     Uh... are you mad? [04:19] Towa     I am not mad! [04:21] Shintaro     Er, Towa-chan? What's that     look supposed to mean? [04:25] Towa     Uh, well... [04:27] Towa     It means I've started failing     to understand myself. [04:35] Towa     This feeling... Could it be... [04:40] Towa     Did... Did I get jealous?! [04:44] Towa     But why? [04:50] Towa     Shintaro-sama, on second     thought, I will have that cake. [04:54] Shintaro     Sure. [04:59] Towa     This is delicious. [05:01] Towa     The whipped cream is nice and rich. [05:04] Shintaro     I know, right? [05:05] Shintaro     I went here with Noel-chan and     Tsutsumi-san on the way home, [05:09] Shintaro     but it was so good that I     wanted to share it with you. [05:11] Towa     Thank you very much. [05:19] Shintaro     Hey, Towa-chan? [05:21] Towa     Yes? [05:21] Shintaro     I'm on summer break starting tomorrow. [05:24] Shintaro     So let's go somewhere, okay? [05:26] Towa     Huh? [05:27] Shintaro     But I don't have that much money,     and I've scheduled a bunch of work shifts, [05:31] Shintaro     so we can't go too far or anything. [05:34] Shintaro     But we can go on walks, [05:36] Shintaro     take local trains to places,     and do a bunch of stuff together. [05:41] Towa     Yes! [05:42] Towa     Oh, but... [05:44] Towa     I... [05:46] Towa     I'm having plenty of fun     just living here with you. [05:52] Shintaro     Yeah, Towa-chan really is an     angel and a literal angel! [06:00] Kidsis     I'm so excited about being in first grade! [06:02] Kidsis     I'm gonna make a hundred friends! [06:06] Bigsis     Wow! A beautiful thought. [06:08] Kidsis     I promised Mommy! [06:09] Noel     Kids in first grade are so     full of hopes and dreams. [06:10] Bigsis     She always told us to make lots of friends. [06:14] Noel     Even I wanted to make a hundred friends [06:15] Kidsis     Yeah! So I'm gonna make a hundred     friends and make her happy! [06:16] Noel     and eat a rice ball on Mt. Fuji's summit. [06:20] Noel     For real. [06:23] Noel     But... [06:24] Noel     I messed up that one time [06:27] Noel     and stopped going to     school from the next day on. [06:33] Noel     Even now, when I recall it,     I think I'm not fully over it. [06:38] Noel     But it's okay. [06:39] Noel     I'm going to school now,     and I even work part-time. [06:43] Noel     I even made a friend. [06:45] Noel     One Shintaro is better than a     hundred friends, I'm sure of it. SIGN    Entertainment > Movie News SIGN    The Ghost Girl and the Stairway of Mystery      Director Interview [06:55] Noel     I think I wanted to see this movie. [06:58] Noel     I know! I'll invite Shintaro tomorrow. [07:02] Noel     Going to the movies with a friend     feels like such a friend thing to do! [07:06] Noel     I think Shintaro only has work till 3 PM. [07:10] Noel     I should go surprise him at work. [07:16] Noel     Thinking about Shintaro makes     me so happy for some reason. [07:24] Boss     Welcome. [07:25] Boss     Huh? Izumi-san? [07:27] Noel     Hello, Boss. [07:29] Boss     You like this place enough to visit as     a customer? That makes me so happy. [07:34] Noel     There he is! Shintaro! [07:37] Shintaro     Noel-chan? [07:39] Noel     Listen, Shintaro! [07:41] Tsumugi     Izumi-san? [07:47] Noel     Bodies, bodies everywhere! [07:49] Noel     Wh-Why... [07:51] Towa     Shintaro-sama invited me to     come hang out here for once. [07:56] Lilishka     I heard Shintaro works here,     so I came to check it out. [07:59] Hisui     Lili-chan invited me... [08:01] Tsumugi     A-And I just stopped by for a cold     drink because it's so hot outside! SIGN    Liar [08:08] Boss     Wow, Tokumitsu-kun. [08:11] Boss     Just how many girls do you     plan to add to your harem? [08:13] Boss     You're really living the life! [08:16] Shintaro     You're here as a customer, right? [08:19] Shintaro     Have you ordered yet?     Do you wanna join up here? [08:22] Noel     I actually came to talk     to you about something. [08:25] Noel     You're almost done with your shift, right? [08:28] Noel     Do you wanna go see a movie together? SIGN    The Ghost Girl and the      Stairway of Mystery [08:31] Noel     It's called The Ghost Girl     and the Stairway of Mystery! [08:33] Shintaro     Oh, uh, sorry. [08:36] Shintaro     I'm covering for someone who had to take     care of something, so I'm here until six. [08:42] Shintaro     Maybe some other day? [08:43] Noel     The 3:30 PM show today is     this movie's last screening. [08:48] Shintaro     What? Oh, no! I'm sorry! [08:50] Noel     It's fine. I did show up without warning. [08:52] Noel     I should be the one apologizing. [08:54] Noel     I got too carried away! [08:57] Shintaro     Noel-chan... [08:59] Lilishka     Wait, Hisui, didn't you read     the book that movie's adapting? [09:04] Hisui     Yeah, I think so. [09:06] Lilishka     Did you see it? [09:07] Hisui     No... [09:08] Tsumugi     Oh, this one? [09:10] Tsumugi     The ads for it on TV really had me curious. [09:13] Towa     That's a lovely picture. [09:15] Tsumugi     Wanna go together? [09:19] Shintaro     You sure? [09:20] Tsumugi     Yeah. [09:21] Tsumugi     Heck, I wanted to watch it. [09:23] Tsumugi     It's too bad you can't come along, though. [09:26] Noel     W-Wait, I wanted to go with Shintaro— [09:30] Towa     Um, what does "going to the movies" mean? [09:34] Towa     Do we jump into the movie? [09:37] Shintaro     No, no. You go to a cinema to watch it. [09:40] Shintaro     It's a place where you can     watch movies on a huge screen. [09:43] Towa     Movies on a huge screen?     That sounds like fun! [09:47] Tsumugi     Do you like movies, Towa-chan? [09:49] Towa     I do! I never miss the premieres on TV. [09:52] Towa     I watched a bunch of them in Heaven, too. [09:55] Tsumugi     Really? But you've never been to     a movie theater before, right? [09:59] Tsumugi     Let's go, then! [10:00] Noel     Again, wait... [10:01] Shintaro     Aren't you glad, Noel-chan? [10:03] Noel     Y-Yeah... [10:10] Noel     Why is this happening? [10:12] Noel     I wanted to see a movie with a friend. [10:14] Noel     It's meaningless if Shintaro's not here. [10:17] Towa     Is there anything I should     know about the cinema? [10:20] Lilishka     Hmm... [10:22] Lilishka     Everyone focuses on the movie,     so you have to be quiet. [10:25] Lilishka     Oh, and go to the bathroom before it starts. [10:27] Tsumugi     That's rule number one. [10:29] Towa     Be quiet... go to the bathroom... [10:32] Hisui     Um, they show a video explaining     the rules before the movie starts, [10:37] Hisui     so you'll be fine as long as you watch that. [10:39] Towa     Understood. [10:41] Tsumugi     What about the divide regarding     staying for the credits? [10:44] Tsumugi     Which side are you on, Towa-chan? [10:46] Towa     What? There's a divide? [10:48] Lilishka     I believe that leaving during     the credits is a cardinal sin. [10:53] Hisui     But there are many who don't care. [10:56] Lilishka     Unfathomable! [10:59] Noel     I don't know what to talk     about without Shintaro here. [11:03] Noel     I don't think I can do this. I wanna go home... [11:05] Towa     Noel-san. [11:08] Towa     I'm really looking forward to the cinema! [11:12] Noel     Right. [11:21] Hisui     That's called a churro. [11:23] Towa     Churro, huh? It's great! [11:25] Lilishka     You're eating before the movie even starts? [11:28] Hisui     You're one to talk. SIGN    Popcorn SIGN    Salted SIGN    Caramel [11:30] Noel     I want popcorn, but it's     too much for one person. [11:35] Tsumugi     Izumi-san, do you wanna     share a bucket of popcorn? [11:39] Noel     S-Sure. [11:46] Pa     Please follow these rules for     a better movie experience. [11:50] Towa     I'm sorry. [11:50] Pa     Smoking is prohibited in this cinema. [11:52] Towa     I started feeling nervous once it got dark. [11:53] Pa     Please put your phone in silent mode and     refrain from using it during the show. [11:55] Towa     Am I bothering you? [11:56] Noel     N-Nah, you're fine. [11:58] Pa     Please refrain from talking during the show. [12:01] Pa     Please avoid hitting the seat in front     of you with your legs or baggage. [12:09] Cat     Hey, you. [12:14] Cat     You there! [12:17] Mc     Wait, cats can't talk. [12:20] Cat     Follow me. [12:22] Mc     The cat talked?! [12:24] Mc     No way, what? [12:25] Cat     Never mind that. Just come with me. [12:28] Mc     A cat's talking to me... follow... what? [12:36] Mc     Isn't this place rumored to be haunted? [12:42] Mc     It went inside. SIGN    Fin [13:41] Noel     That... was fantastic! [13:44] Noel     That one's definitely going     on my recommended list! [13:47] Tsumugi     That was great. What did     you think, Towa-chan? [13:50] Towa     It was amazing! [13:51] Towa     Nothing at all like watching at home! [13:54] Towa     The visuals had so much impact,     and the sound was booming, too! [13:58] Towa     And most of all, it was a wonderful story! [14:01] Tsumugi     Right? [14:02] Tsumugi     I cried so many times! [14:02] Noel     It was really good. [14:05] Noel     I wish I could've seen it with Shintaro. [14:09] Lilishka     Once it starts streaming, [14:10] Lilishka     let's watch it in the     club room with Shintaro. [14:14] Noel     Great idea! [14:14] Tsumugi     Great idea! [14:15] Lilishka     You synced. [14:18] Noel     I said that on reflex... [14:20] Tsumugi     We're supposed to meet Tokumitsu     at Stairbucks after 6 PM, right? [14:24] Tsumugi     Head there and chat? [14:25] Lilishka     A fine idea. [14:26] Hisui     Yeah. [14:28] Towa     The part where the subterraneans     came to their aid was awesome. [14:32] Tsumugi     That was so hype! [14:33] Noel     I wanna see Shintaro already,     but I have to wait a whole hour. [14:34] Lilishka     Quite cathartic. [14:38] Lilishka     What did you think as a     source material reader? [14:41] Hisui     Uh, they did skip a lot, I guess. [14:46] Hisui     But they got the framework     of the story right. [14:49] Tsumugi     Huh... [14:50] Tsumugi     What was different? [14:52] Hisui     Well, in the book, the main     character has an older sister. [14:56] Hisui     In the movie, the cat says a lot of her lines. [15:01] Noel     Huh, I did think the cat seemed     quite talkative at some points. [15:07] Noel     Like on the way back from the tanning salon? [15:11] Hisui     Yeah. Those lines were originally     spoken by the sister. [15:15] Noel     I knew it! [15:16] Noel     A-And was the veggie juice scene     foreshadowing the explosion in the climax? [15:21] Hisui     That's right. [15:23] Tsumugi     Wow, I never realized until you mentioned it. [15:27] Lilishka     Uh, we're talking so much that we're not moving. [15:31] Tsumugi     Let's just find a spot around here and chat. [15:33] Noel     Huh, the book had stairs leading     to so many more places? [15:37] Hisui     Yeah. Also, they cut the scene where     he took her to an amusement park. [15:42] Tsumugi     I wish they'd kept that. [15:44] Noel     They probably replaced     it with the beach scene. [15:48] Towa     Is that so? You're amazing, Noel-san! [15:51] Noel     Huh? N-Not really. [15:55] Noel     Huh? [16:00] Noel     You know... [16:03] Noel     I think I'm having fun even     without Shintaro here. [16:07] Noel     I'm pretty sure, even... [16:10] Towa     Noel-san. [16:11] Towa     Thank you very much. I owe my first     movie-going experience to you. [16:17] Tsumugi     Me, too. [16:19] Tsumugi     If you hadn't shown up today,     I might've never watched that movie. [16:23] Lilishka     Likewise. [16:25] Hisui     Me, too. [16:26] Tsumugi     Right? [16:27] Tsumugi     That was really fun, right? [16:30] Noel     Yeah, it was lots of fun. [16:34] Noel     I'm ashamed of myself. [16:38] Noel     I got jealous of Shintaro's friends, [16:41] Noel     acted up like a petulant child, [16:44] Noel     and couldn't be part of the conversation. [16:47] Noel     I want to change! [16:49] Noel     Hey. [16:52] Noel     Towa-chan, Tsutsumi-san,     Lili-chan, Tsurumi-san. [16:57] Noel     Uh... Thanks for today. [17:00] Noel     You came with me,     even though we're not friends. [17:06] Tsumugi     Not fr... What? [17:09] Lilishka     Uh, we are friends, though. [17:11] Noel     Huh? [17:12] Lilishka     You and I are friends. [17:16] Noel     But aren't you all Shintaro's friends? [17:20] Tsumugi     Wait, what? Aren't we friends? [17:24] Tsumugi     Are you serious? After we studied so much     and even went to the festival together? [17:29] Noel     Wait, is this because I'm Shintaro's friend? [17:32] Noel     Like, the friend of a     friend is a friend theory? [17:35] Tsumugi     Wha?! [17:36] Lilishka     I'm actually kinda hurt. [17:37] Noel     But that theory ultimately means everyone     on Earth is friends with everybody! [17:42] Noel     Like an "all humans are my     brothers and sisters" thing! SIGN    All humans are my     brothers and sisters [17:44] Tsumugi     That's not it! Calm down, Izumi-san! [17:46] Noel     But... [17:48] Noel     I haven't asked you all to be my friends! [17:52] Tsumugi     You can become friends without asking! [17:55] Tsumugi     I think we're all friends,     Tokumitsu or no Tokumitsu. [17:59] Tsumugi     Am I wrong? [18:00] Lilishka     No, you're right. [18:01] Towahisui     Yeah. [18:02] Noel     You're all... my friends? [18:07] Towa     Yeah. [18:07] Towa     You're our friend, Noel-san. [18:15] Towa     Noel-san? [18:16] Tsumugi     Wait, what? [18:18] Lilishka     Bathroom break? [18:23] Noel     I'm so happy... [18:26] Noel     I'm so, so, so happy! [18:32] Noel     It's like a dream come true! [18:34] Noel     I owe it all to Shintaro. [18:36] Noel     If he hadn't been my friend, [18:39] Noel     I don't think I could've     become friends with them all. [18:43] Noel     Shintaro and all of them are my friends... [18:51] Noel     Are they all my friends the     same way Shintaro's my friend? [18:55] Noel     That doesn't sound right. [18:58] Noel     I mean, I feel so warm and     fuzzy when I think about him. [19:03] Noel     What does this mean? [19:05] Shintaro     Noel-chan? [19:11] Noel     Shintaro... [19:12] Shintaro     Where's everyone? [19:14] Shintaro     And wait... are you crying? [19:17] Noel     Uh, nah. [19:20] Noel     Yeah, Shintaro means something     different to me than the others. [19:24] Noel     Is he more special to me than a friend? [19:27] Noel     Does that mean... [19:29] Noel     Shintaro. [19:31] Shintaro     Wh-What's up? [19:33] Noel     I think I don't see you as just a friend... [19:43] Noel     but as my bestie, maybe?! [19:47] Shintaro     Huh? [19:50] Tsumugi     There she is! Izumi-san! [19:53] Towa     Oh, and Shintaro-sama, too. [19:55] Shintaro     Yeah, we're over here. [19:57] Shintaro     Let's go, Noel-chan. [20:03] Noel     I've got the right idea about     us being besties... right? [21:39] Shintaro     It's so hot! [21:41] Towa     Shintaro-sama, you just banned saying that. [21:45] Shintaro     Sorry, I couldn't handle it. [21:47] Shintaro     Why'd the A/C have to     break on such a hot day? [21:51] Towa     The repairmen said they'd be here     to fix it the day after tomorrow. [21:54] Towa     We can get through it like this. [21:56] Shintaro     Let's go out somewhere tomorrow. [21:59] Shintaro     Somewhere with air conditioning. [22:09] Shintaro     Oh, right! [22:10] Shintaro     The night breeze should be nice and cool now! [22:19] Shintaro     Yeah, no, it's still way too hot. [22:22] Lilishka     Hey, Shintaro. [22:24] Shintaro     Lili-chan? Why are you here?! [22:27] Lilishka     Do you have to ask? [22:28] Lilishka     To nibble on you... SIGN    Sweating up a storm [22:31] Lilishka     But Shintaro, you should really take a bath. [22:35] Shintaro     Get out! [22:37] Towa     Lilishka-san. [22:39] Lilishka     A good evening to you, Madame Towa. [22:41] Lilishka     I come bearing gifts. [22:43] Shintaro     An invitation? To what? [22:45] Lilishka     To the occult research club's summer camp. [22:49] Shintaro     No, thanks. We're not members. [22:52] Lilishka     What? You're not members?! [22:55] Shintaro     Nope! [22:55] Lilishka     A one-night, two-day trip starting tomorrow! [22:57] Lilishka     With a hot spring and a beach! [22:59] Shintaro     Still not going. [23:00] Lilishka     But I already invited Madame Noel and      Madame Tsumugi saying you'd be there. [23:05] Shintaro     Not my problem! [23:06] Lilishka     You don't have to bring anything! [23:08] Lilishka     It's all free! [23:10] Lilishka     Including travel! [23:12] Shintaro     Why would you think I'd go? [23:14] Lilishka     Please, I beg of you! [23:17] Shintaro     Does the place have air conditioning? [23:22] Shintaro     At the time, I was secretly thinking [23:24] Shintaro     that a summer camp could be fun     as a staple of high school life. [23:29] Shintaro     But we would soon find ourselves in the     kind of place we'd never even imagined. SIGN    To Camp! [23:36] Hisui     Next episode: "To Camp!" E11 - To Camp! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:10] Towa     Shintaro-sama?     Are we meeting up over there? SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 110 0 110 SIGN    Notice of the Occult Research Club     Summer Camp SIGN    Schedule — One Night, Two Days SIGN    Camp Venue — Hisui's Family's      Vacation Home SIGN    Note: Hisui's family will take you to      the location. SIGN    Meeting Place — Roof of the TRM      3rd Building by the Station SIGN    Meeting Time — 9 AM [00:15] Shintaro     I'm pretty sure. It says     "TRM 3rd Building by the Station." [00:25] Security     Tokumitsu-sama and Towa-sama, yes? [00:27] Security     Please come this way. [00:29] Shintaro     Huh? [00:30] Shintaro     O-Okay. [00:37] Shintaro     Uh, she did say her family would     take us to the location... [00:42] Shintaro     but what the heck is all this?! SIGN    Studio Apartment, Good Lighting, Angel Included [02:19] Hisui     Welcome. The vacation     home's right over there. [02:22] Hisui     We'll bring your baggage in later. [02:24] Towa     That was amazing. [02:24] Tsumugi     Yikes! My knees are still all shaky! [02:26] Towa     I had no idea such a means of travel existed. [02:27] Noel     Helicopter? Helicopter! [02:28] Towa     Amazing, amazing! It was     so amazing, it was amazing! [02:30] Shintaro     Calm down, Towa-chan! [02:32] Hisui     Um... [02:33] Tsumugi     Who are you really, Tsurumi-san? [02:36] Tsumugi     Wait... [02:38] Tsumugi     Tsurumi, as in "Tsurumi Enterprises"?! [02:41] Shintaro     Huh? What's that? [02:43] Tsumugi     One of Japan's big four conglomerates. SIGN    Tsurumi Heavy Industries     Tsurumi Manufacturing     Tsurumi Electric     Tsurumi Securities     Tsurumi Roadways     Tsurumi First Life     Tsurumi First Bank     Tsurumi Electro     Tsurumi Transport SIGN    Tsurumi Systems     Tsurumi Solutions     TRM Techno Inc.     Tsurumi Freight     Tsurumi Shipbuilding     Tsurumi Communications     Tsurumi Building Systems     Tsurumi Electric [02:45] ---     Does "Tsurumi Group" sound more familiar? [02:48] Noel     Oh, the one that always takes up     a huge chunk of TV show credits? [02:51] Lilishka     Hmph. I told you this before. [02:53] Lilishka     Her grandpa's the boss of the All-Japan     Kappa Federation that secretly runs Japan. [02:59] Shintaro     But how are those two things related? [03:01] Shintaro     Oh, wait. I guess they are? [03:04] Towa     You're amazing, Hisui-san! [03:06] Hisui     I'm not the one who's amazing. [03:09] Hisui     This way. [03:15] Kujaku     A very warm welcome to you all. [03:18] Shintaro     Suddenly, maids! [03:20] Kujaku     We are Hisui-sama's personal maids, [03:23] Kujaku     and we come from a long line of elite kappa [03:26] Kujaku     that have served the Tsurumi     clan's heirs for generations. [03:29] Kujaku     My name is Kujaku. [03:32] Aoi     I'm Aoi. [03:34] Aoi     By the way, we're twins. [03:35] Shintaro     Whoa, whoa! Slow down with the info dump! [03:39] Kujaku     Please come this way. [03:45] Noel     Wow, so many maids! [03:48] Towa     Thanks for having us.     We're looking forward to this. [03:52] Shintaro     Are they all kappa?! [03:55] Shintaro     They're all women, too. [03:57] Tsumugi     This place is huge. [03:59] Aoi     It's the smallest of the     Tsurumi clan's vacation homes. [04:04] Tsumugi     Oh, is that so... [04:06] Noel     Wow, such a pretty pond. [04:09] Towa     It's wonderful. [04:10] Towa     Exotic! [04:11] Tsumugi     Yeah, it's like Monet's Pond! [04:14] Kujaku     We're told this pond was built back     in the Edo period by a Tsurumi. [04:18] Shintaro     Wow... [04:20] Kujaku     Kappa are water gods. [04:22] Kujaku     In the Edo period, the Tsurumi clan [04:24] Kujaku     used their irrigation expertise to     gain a foothold in the Shogunate, [04:27] Kujaku     building the foundation of     the group we know today. [04:30] Tsumugi     That's so cool. [04:34] Aoi     That pond has a sorrowful     legend associated with it. [04:39] Aoi     The legend of two lovers who tried to     exchange their shirikodama out of love [04:43] Aoi     and met their maker... [04:47] Tsumugi     Th-There it is! Shirikodama talk! [04:49] Shintaro     Oh! Not my kappa tea. [04:53] Kujaku     It's said that any two who profess their     love by the pond will be together forever. [04:57] Tsumugi     Together in death, you mean! [05:00] Shintaro     Uh... So what exactly     are shirikodama, anyway? [05:04] Shintaro     Are they like souls or something? [05:07] Aoi     Sh-Shirikodama... are precious things     found in an orifice in one's lower half. [05:13] Kujaku     Shirikodama are shirikodama! [05:15] Kujaku     You're being inappropriate, Tokumitsu-sama! [05:18] Shintaro     Sorry about that. [05:19] Shintaro     I'm only left with more questions. [05:24] Tsumugi     Wow! [05:25] Noel     I've only seen this in manga. [05:27] Aoi     We'll be right outside. [05:30] Kujaku     Please ask for anything you might need. [05:33] Shintaro     Sure, thank you. [05:42] Lilishka     Okay, then. [05:43] Lilishka     Time to begin the occult club's summer camp. [05:46] Noel     Yeah! [05:47] Lilishka     We have a very important event     planned after dinner. [05:51] Lilishka     You're free to do whatever     until then. That's all. [05:55] Shintaro     Huh? Hang on a sec. [05:57] Noel     It's not even lunchtime yet... [05:59] Tsumugi     Surely you've got some kind     of group activity planned? [06:04] Lilishka     Not really, no. [06:05] Shintaro     Planned laziness. [06:08] Kujaku     In that case... [06:10] Kujaku     Would you like to sumo wrestle? [06:12] Shintaro     Why?! [06:14] Shintaro     And why's there a sumo ring in the room?! [06:18] Kujaku     Come on! Let's sumo! [06:20] Shintaro     No, I think I'll pass. [06:22] Hisui     Sorry about this. [06:23] Hisui     Everyone in my family likes sumo. [06:27] Aoi     Kappa have been avid lovers of sumo     wrestling since ancient times. [06:31] Kujaku     The love for sumo and     cucumbers is in our genes! SIGN    Slide [06:36] Aoi     How about a casual match or two? [06:36] Towa     On your marks... sumo!     Meaty persons slapping meat! [06:39] Tsumugi     N-No, thanks. [06:41] Noel     I'll pass. [06:42] Kujaku     How about a swim in the ocean, then? [06:45] Kujaku     There's a very nice beach nearby. [06:49] Aoi     If you need swimsuits, [06:50] Aoi     we have plenty in this room here. [06:53] Aoi     Choose whichever you like. [06:56] Noel     Squee! Cute! [06:58] Tsumugi     This is amazing! It's basically a store! [07:01] Noel     This looks like your style, Tsumugi! [07:03] Tsumugi     Which one? [07:07] Tsumugi     You're right! Let me try it on! [07:12] Shintaro     I'll change somewhere else. [07:14] Shintaro     Where do you have the swimsuits for men? [07:17] Kujaku     Huh? For men? [07:21] Shintaro     Yeah... [07:22] Kujaku     A m-m-m-m-man?! [07:24] Aoi     You're a man? [07:26] Maids     What?! [07:28] Maids     A man?! [07:29] Maids     A gentleman! [07:29] Maids     A man's here? [07:30] Maids     No way! [07:40] Kujaku     We're terribly sorry for not being     able to provide you a swimsuit. [07:45] Shintaro     Don't be. [07:46] Shintaro     I got to borrow these shorts. I'll be fine. [07:51] Aoi     That really shocked me, though. [07:53] Aoi     I can't believe you're a man, Tokumitsu-sama. [07:56] Shintaro     I was the one who was shocked. [07:58] Shintaro     I clearly look and talk like a guy, don't I? [08:03] Aoi     I jumped to conclusions. SIGN    Father SIGN    Mother [08:05] Aoi     I assumed you were a girl from a rich family     who raised you as a boy for reasons. SIGN    Sob... [08:08] Shintaro     Sounds complicated! [08:10] Aoi     A ground-shaking revelation. [08:11] ---     I never could have imagined it. [08:14] Aoi     Hisui-sama has become friends with a boy. [08:18] Shintaro     Ah, yeah, she didn't seem too     comfortable talking to boys. [08:24] Kujaku     Hisui-sama will one day take her place     as the number one kappa of Japan. [08:28] Kujaku     If she is to obtain her     soul mate's shirikodama, [08:32] ---     she must remain pure. [08:35] Shintaro     What the heck are shirikodama, really? [08:38] Kujaku     As such, she has spent her life     surrounded by female servants. [08:43] Kujaku     The only men she ever     interacted with were family. [08:48] Kujaku     And now... [08:50] Shintaro     Uh... Should I really stay here tonight? [08:56] Towa     Shintaro-sama. [09:02] Towa     Sorry to keep you waiting. [09:05] Shintaro     She's an angel! I don't know where to look... [09:08] Noel     I'm here! [09:10] Noel     Took me a while to pick out a swimsuit. [09:15] Tsumugi     H-Hey there... [09:23] Kujaku     My, you all look wonderful. [09:26] Shintaro     Seriously, where am I supposed to look?! [09:29] Tsumugi     Gah, I wanna die! [09:32] Tsumugi     If I'd known I'd be hitting the beach with     Tokumitsu, I would've gone on a diet. [09:36] Tsumugi     Oh, but then I would've lost     fat in the wrong areas! [09:39] Tsumugi     I'd lose what little assets I have! [09:41] Tsumugi     But either way, I'm so     happy to be here with him! [09:45] Noel     Hey, Shintaro. Let's play volleyball. [09:48] Noel     I heard Tsumugi's real good. [09:50] Noel     Oh, we're at the beach,     so I guess it'd be beach volleyball. [09:54] Noel     My mistake! [09:56] Shintaro     Someone's hyper! [09:58] Shintaro     But I'll pass. [10:00] Shintaro     I love barbecuing. [10:03] Shintaro     Any man who could casually     join them would be a legend! [10:06] Lilishka     What? Blushing, are we? [10:08] Lilishka     Talk about a Midsummer Lad's Squeam. [10:12] Shintaro     Who are you?! [10:14] Lilishka     It's me. [10:15] Lilishka     This sunny beach is too much for a vampire. [10:20] Shintaro     Aren't you hot? [10:21] Lilishka     On the contrary, I'm very cool. [10:22] Lilishka     It's a special wet suit made     by Tsurumi Sporting Goods. [10:26] Kujaku     For Tsurumi, the impossible is nothing. SIGN    Wearing Tsurumi     high-tech maid outfits     w/extra cooling [10:29] Noel     That's it! I can't wait anymore! [10:32] Noel     Let's go, Shintaro! [10:35] Noel     Hurry up! [10:38] Tsumugi     Hey, wait! [10:41] Tsumugi     Towa-chan, Hisui-chan,     and Lili-chan, let's go, too. [10:44] Towa     Sure. [10:46] Hisui     O-Okay. [10:47] Lilishka     Activating shields at 100 percent. [10:53] Noel     Hurry up! [11:05] Hisui     There. [11:09] Tsumugi     You receive like this. [11:10] Towa     Okay. [11:20] Noel     Take this! [11:28] Towa     Here, Noel-san. [11:30] Noel     Oh, thanks, Towa-chan. [11:34] Shintaro     Here. For you, Towa-chan. [11:38] Towa     Thank you very much, Shintaro-sama. [11:41] Noel     Oh, you know what, Shintaro? [11:43] Noel     Towa-chan was so funny when     the ocean first came into view. [11:46] Shintaro     Huh? She was? [11:51] (Flashback) Towa     This is all salt water? [11:53] (Flashback) Towa     How many packets of salt is that? [11:57] Shintaro     I wish I could've seen it! [12:00] Shintaro     Hey, looking good. [12:02] Shintaro     Have you had the corn yet, Tsurumi-san? SIGN    Jump [12:08] Hisui     N-Not yet. [12:10] Shintaro     We're able to talk now, but I don't     feel like we've broken the ice yet. [12:15] Shintaro     Is there a good way to do this? [12:17] Shintaro     I know! Can I call you Hisui-chan? [12:24] Shintaro     Crap! I was too aggressive! [12:26] Shintaro     Uh... I mean... [12:28] Hisui     Go... ahead... [12:31] Hisui     It's okay. You can call me that. [12:34] Shintaro     Y-Yeah? [12:36] Shintaro     Then here you are, Hisui-chan. [12:42] Lilishka     What's the matter, Hisui? [12:46] Hisui     I've never had a boy call me by my first     name before. It was so nerve-wracking. [12:58] Towa     Shintaro-sama. [13:01] Shintaro     Towa-chan. [13:11] Shintaro     This heat makes you thirsty, huh? [13:13] Towa     Yeah. [13:15] Towa     I never knew the ocean     could sparkle like this. [13:19] Towa     The sunlight... [13:21] Towa     The humid sea breeze and     the scent of salt in the air... [13:26] Towa     The feel of walking barefoot in the sand... [13:29] Towa     I knew about beaches, of course, [13:32] Towa     but getting to experience one firsthand     is a whole different thing. [13:37] Shintaro     Yeah. [13:39] Towa     Also... [13:40] Towa     Wearing a swimsuit is somewhat embarrassing. [13:43] Towa     I can't relax because it's     like I'm in my undies. [13:46] Shintaro     Towa-chan... What an angel! [13:52] Noel     Man, this is so summer break. [13:55] Tsumugi     Thanks, Lili-chan and Hisui-chan. [13:58] Tsumugi     I'm glad I came. [14:00] Lilishka     Heh. You owe me one. [14:02] Aoi     Pardon us. Would you like to wash     off in the hot spring before dinner? [14:07] Tsumugi     What? You have a hot spring? [14:10] Hisui     Yeah. [14:10] Noel     Wow, that rules! [14:13] Kujaku     We must apologize, Tokumitsu-sama. [14:16] Kujaku     This vacation home only has     bathing areas for women. [14:18] Kujaku     Could you make do with the well in the yard? [14:21] Shintaro     The well?! [14:23] Kujaku     We only have female staff, so even     the staff baths are women-only. [14:27] Kujaku     You may use the bath at a different     time, such as after dinner. [14:31] Shintaro     Okay... [14:32] Tsumugi     Uh, sorry, Tokumitsu. [14:34] Shintaro     Don't worry about me. [14:36] Noel     When will you be coming to peek? [14:39] Shintaro     Huh?! [14:40] Shintaro     I won't! Why are you assuming I'm going to?! [14:43] Noel     What? [14:44] Noel     But hot springs and public baths are prime... SIGN    Crack [14:49] Noel     Another fictional event?! [14:56] Shintaro     That wasn't so bad, actually. [14:58] Lilishka     Shintaro. [15:00] Shintaro     You're still out here, Lili-chan? [15:03] Shintaro     Wait, what's with the swimsuit? [15:06] Lilishka     I had it on underneath all along. Booyah. SIGN    Booyah [15:14] Shintaro     What was that all about? [15:23] Towa     Oh, this is some rich bathwater. [15:27] Tsumugi     It's gotta have some great health effects! [15:29] Noel     This feels great. SIGN    Hisui Springs [15:32] Towa     "Hisui Springs"? [15:33] Towa     It's named after Hisui-san? [15:36] Tsumugi     Is there a reason for that? [15:38] Hisui     Uh... that's... [15:40] Lilishka     The kappa leader created this spring     in preparation for Hisui's first bath. [15:46] Towa     Really? [15:48] Tsumugi     Talk about baby's first bath... [15:52] Noel     Whew, I'm loving it. SIGN    Yuki-onna are prone to      getting dizzy in the bath [15:53] Tsumugi     Whoa, you should get out!     You're as red as a lobster! [15:57] Noel     'Kay. [16:01] Noel     It's too bad Shintaro couldn't     join us. I wish he had. [16:06] Tsumugi     Bathing... together? SIGN    Bathing SIGN    Together [16:10] Tsumugi     Absolutely, positively, definitely not! SIGN    Shake SIGN    Shake SIGN    Shake SIGN    Shake SIGN    Shake SIGN    Shake SIGN    Shake SIGN    Shake SIGN    No thoughts SIGN    Only dirty     thoughts [16:15] Lilishka     After a beach day, [16:16] Lilishka     you should wash your hair     as soon as possible, [16:18] Lilishka     or it'll get all dry and messy [16:20] Lilishka     due to the salt in the seawater and UV rays. [16:22] Towa     Dry and messy? That sounds awful. [16:26] Tsumugi     Cute... [16:27] Tsumugi     Not only is she gorgeous, but... [16:30] Tsumugi     Marshmallows much?! [16:32] Tsumugi     In comparison, [16:34] Tsumugi     I'm not entirely lacking,     but I dunno if I can say I'm stacked. [16:40] Noel     What's wrong, Tsumugi? [16:42] Noel     It's no... thing! [16:46] Noel     What's taking my growth spurt so long?! [16:49] Noel     Tsumugi... [16:51] Noel     Do you wanna touch my boobs? [16:52] Tsumugi     Huh? Why?! [16:54] Noel     You looked at my chest,     so I thought you wanted a feel. [16:57] Tsumugi     No, no, no! SIGN    Fondle [16:58] Lilishka     As you can see, [16:59] Lilishka     Japanese tradition says women feel each     other's chests up when bathing together. [17:04] Towa     Really? [17:06] Tsumugi     Hey! Don't feed the angel lies! [17:08] Tsumugi     That's just a male fantasy! SIGN    Shock [17:11] Noel     What? [17:12] Noel     Girls getting touchy-feely in the     bath is a fictional event, too? [17:16] Noel     I hate it! Nothing in this world is IRL! [17:19] Tsumugi     Uh, I'm pretty sure that's not the case. [17:23] Lilishka     Don't worry, Hisui. We're all still growing. [17:26] Hisui     Huh? What? [17:27] Lilishka     Modest chests contain big     dreams of their own, okay? [17:32] Hisui     I can't understand what     you're saying sometimes. [17:36] Lilishka     You know exactly what. SIGN    Nudge Nudge SIGN    Nudge Nudge [17:38] Hisui     No, I don't! [17:39] Towa     You two seem very close. [17:44] Towa     Huh? Why's it cold? [17:47] Tsumugi     Wait, is it snowing? [17:49] Noel     I'm so ignorant to the ways of the world. [17:53] Noel     That makes sense. I was     holed up at home forever. [17:56] Tsumugi     Whoa, calm down, Noel! [17:58] Tsumugi     We can't be having a     snowy bath in the summer! [18:01] Noel     Tell me... [18:02] Noel     Are friends 2D beings, too, maybe? [18:07] Tsumugi     Friends are real! [18:09] Tsumugi     And what the heck are "2D beings," anyway?! [18:19] Shintaro     The girls are taking forever. [18:23] Kujaku     How about a bout to kill time? [18:25] Shintaro     How 'bout no? [18:26] Kujaku     Too bad. [18:29] Kujaku     Tokumitsu-sama. [18:31] Shintaor     Yes? [18:33] Kujaku     You asked earlier if you should     really stay here tonight. [18:38] Kujaku     We have decided... [18:39] Kujaku     to forget the fact that you're male. [18:44] Aoi     Hisui-sama seemed to be     having so much fun today. [18:47] Aoi     We haven't seen her look that way in ages. [18:50] Kujaku     However... [18:51] Kujaku     Should you dare do anything     untoward to her... [18:51] Aoi     Should you dare do anything     untoward to her... [18:55] Shintaro     I won't! [18:56] Shintaro     I would never! I swear on my life! SIGN    Nod SIGN    Nod [19:23] Shintaro     We did cut loose at the beach. [19:25] Shintaro     It's a little early, but we should sleep. [19:28] Noel     Yeah, good idea. [19:31] Shintaro     Goodnight. [19:32] Girls     Night. [19:33] Towa     Goodnight. SIGN    Alone... [19:42] Shintaro     I feel so alone! [19:46] Shintaro     Wait, they did say I could use the     bath after dinner, didn't they? [19:54] Shintaro     Whoa, now this is a vibe. [19:57] Shintaro     Hot spring all to myself! [19:59] Shintaro     The luxury! [20:00] Shintaro     I usually just use the tiny     bathtub in the apartment. [20:08] Shintaro     I thought nobody was here! [20:09] Shintaro     Wait, no! I just couldn't sleep! [20:10] Shintaro     Wait, no! I'm sorry! I'll leave at once! [20:13] Hisui     I-I-It's okay! You don't have to leave! [20:16] Hisui     I'll just go over there! [20:21] Sign     Over There [20:21] Sign     Over There [20:22] Shintaro     What's even going on here? [20:24] Hisui     I felt bad and stopped him without thinking. [20:28] Shintaro     I felt bad about leaving     after she stopped me. [20:31] Shintaro     But I should go. [20:33] Shintaro     I don't want the maids mad at me. [20:36] Hisui     T-Tokumitsu... kun. [20:38] Shintaro     Huh? H-How can I help you? [20:40] Hisui     Thanks... for coming to the camp... [20:46] Shintaro     But I didn't do anything. [20:49] Hisui     I think everyone else only     came because you did. [20:55] Hisui     Things are always so lively     and fun around you. [21:00] Hisui     There's something about you. [21:03] Hisui     You have something special that     makes people feel at home with you. [21:09] Shintaro     You think so? [21:11] Hisui     Lili-chan was really enjoying herself. [21:14] Hisui     I had fun, too. [21:17] Shintaro     You really love Lili-chan, don't you? [21:20] Hisui     I do! SIGN    Hngh [21:23] Shintaro     Man, she's such a nice girl! [21:25] Shintaro     Treat her right, Lilishka! [21:29] Shintaro     Did you join our school     because she was there? [21:34] Hisui     No. [21:35] Hisui     We were actually friends before high school, [21:38] Hisui     but I joined for another reason. [21:41] Hisui     I received an oracle. [21:44] Hisui     In middle school, I saved an     old lady drowning in a canal. [21:49] Shintaro     She's a one-woman naval rescue squad. [21:52] Hisui     That old lady said... [21:54] (Flashback) Oldfortuneteller     You should put yourself in     an environment with men. [21:58] (Flashback) Oldfortuneteller     Do that, and a new world     will open itself to you. [22:02] (Flashback) Oldfortuneteller     By the way, these great talismans     can up your luck with men. [22:07] (Flashback) Oldfortuneteller     They're 10,000 for one, but I'll     cut you a deal: five for 50,000! [22:11] (Flashback) Hisui     Huh? [22:12] Shintaro     Hold up. This old lady     sounds awfully familiar. [22:15] Hisui     We kappa take chance happenings     related to water seriously. [22:19] Hisui     So I changed my plan of going     to an all-girls school... [22:22] Shintaro     and came to ours. [22:24] Hisui     Yeah. [22:25] Hisui     But I just couldn't get used to co-ed. [22:30] Hisui     I'd been having a hard time. [22:33] Shintaro     Hisui-chan... [22:34] Hisui     But now, [22:35] Hisui     I've met you all. [22:37] Hisui     And that makes me feel I was     right to choose this school. [22:44] Shintaro     Yeah? [22:46] Shintaro     Hearing Hisui-chan say those words     made coming to this camp worth it. [22:56] Shintaro     That was a great bath. SIGN    World Peace [23:04] Kujaku     Get ready... [23:06] Kujaku     Sumo! [23:09] Kujaku     You went back on your word. [23:11] Kujaku     Now you'll repent by being     our sparring partner. [23:14] Shintaro     This makes no sense! [23:16] Shintaro     I feel like I've come to     the sumo club's camp! [24:59] Lilishka     Shoot! I completely forgot about that thing! SIGN    The camp night continues... SIGN    We Went Way Up High [25:05] Shintarotowa     Next episode: "We Went Way Up High." E12 - We Went Way Up High Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:04] Shintaro     Man, I'm beat. [00:08] Shintaro     Are the maids' sparring     sessions always that intense? [00:16] Shintaro     Goodnight, Towa-chan. [00:21] Lilishka     Shintaro! [00:23] Shintaro     Sorry, that was purely out of habit! [00:26] Lilishka     I forgot the most important part! [00:28] Shintaro     Huh? What? [00:29] Lilishka     The devil summoning! SIGN    Devil SIGN    Summoning [00:35] Shintaro     Excuse me? SIGN    Studio Apartment, Good Lighting, Angel Included [02:08] Shintaro     So... [02:09] Shintaro     You woke us all up to summon... a devil? [02:14] Hisui     Yeah. Lili-chan wouldn't take no for an answer. [02:18] Tsumugi     I don't really mind, [02:20] Tsumugi     but Towa-chan's got threes for eyes. [02:23] Towa     Mumble, mumble... SIGN    This angel's eyes     often turn into 3s [02:25] Shintaro     If you forgot about it until now,     it can't have been that important. [02:28] Lilishika     It is, too. It's the whole point     of the occult club's camp. [02:31] Shintaro     We're not members, though. [02:33] Noel     Do you know how to do it? [02:35] Lilishka     I do. SIGN    Summoning     for Beginners [02:36] Lilishka     It's all written down here. [02:38] Lilishka     Hisui and I tried it once, and it failed. [02:42] Lilishka     But with all of you, I'm positive     we can make this work. [02:46] Shintaro     Sounds fishy. [02:48] Shintaro     Seems like it won't actually     succeed, though. What a relief. [02:51] Noel     I'm down. This could make for a fun memory. [02:55] Tsumugi     That's true. It'll be our version     of the test of courage. [03:00] Lilishka     Okay, I'd like us to try out     the "Elohim, Etz Chaim" chant. [03:06] Noel     "Elohim, Etz Chaim"? That's a famous chant. [03:10] Tsumugi     Yeah, even I've heard of it. [03:12] Lilishka     It's simple. [03:14] Lilishka     "Elohim, Etz Chaim, heed my call." [03:19] Lilishka     We chant that thrice in     succession with all our hearts. [03:23] Lilishka     To be honest, there's no     telling what will show up. [03:26] Shintaro     Huh? Not a devil? [03:29] Lilishka     It's commonly known as a     devil-summoning method, [03:35] Lilishka     but this is more of a call     to all spiritual beings. [03:40] Lilishka     We might summon a spirit and not a devil. [03:44] Lilishka     I think there has to be a mutual interest. [03:47] Lilishka     Whatever shows up will be a being     that has the desire to come here. [03:52] Noel     "A being that has the desire to come here"? [03:55] Shintaro     Ooh, we're getting in the mood now. [03:58] Shintaro     Not that I think anything's gonna show up. [04:01] Tsumugi     I'm getting excited. [04:03] Noel     Same... Say, Lili-chan. [04:05] Noel     Don't these things usually require     a sacrifice of some sort? [04:10] Lilishka     Exactly, Madame Noel. [04:13] Lilishka     Before chanting, we must tear asunder a     dark hen that has never once laid an egg. [04:19] Towa     What? That's too cruel! [04:22] Lilishka     But... I'd feel bad, [04:25] Lilishka     so we'll use this charred     chicken-shaped cookie instead. [04:30] Shintaro     What makes you think that's gonna work? [04:34] Lilishka     Little one, sacrifice thyself     for the greater good! [04:42] Lilishka     Now, face east and begin chanting. [04:47] Lilishka     Elohim, Etz Chaim, heed my call. [04:51] All     Elohim, Etz Chaim, [04:54] All     heed my call. [04:56] All     Elohim, Etz Chaim, heed my call. [05:03] Tsumugi     Whoa, what? [05:06] Shintaro     We might actually summon something! [05:09] All     Elohim, [05:10] All     Etz Chaim, [05:12] All     heed my call! [05:34] Shiu     Huh? [05:35] Shiu     Towa— [05:38] Tsumugi     Whoa, it actually worked for a second! [05:41] Noel     We summoned something with wings! [05:44] Tsumugi     An angel?! [05:45] Noel     Has to be! [05:46] Hisui     Lili-chan? [05:47] Hisui     Pull yourself together! Are you okay? [05:48] Towa     Shintaro-sama, was that... [05:51] Hisui     Hey, Lili-chan?! Are you okay?! [05:51] Shintaro     Yeah. Sure was Shiu-chan. [05:54] Tsumugi     Wow, these rituals actually work, huh? [05:57] Noel     Right? But why'd she disappear so quickly? [06:04] Lilishka     Because there was already     an angel here, maybe? [06:06] Towa     What? [06:07] Towa     U-Um, I'm sorry. [06:10] Lilishka     No need to apologize. [06:13] Lilishka     We now know that summoning actually works. [06:17] Noel     Yeah! Let's do this again for sure! [06:19] Lilishka     Wha? Does that mean you'll join the club? [06:22] Noel     That was so great, I almost want to! [06:24] Tsumugi     Uh, I don't know about that... [06:27] Noel     I don't care what! I just wanna summon! [06:30] Noel     Let's get all Halloween in here! [06:32] Lilishka     A fine mindset! [06:34] Lilishka     We shall persevere! [06:35] Towa     Uh... [06:36] Towa     Okay? [06:38] Tsumugi     Actually... SIGN    Kappa SIGN    Angel SIGN    Vampire SIGN    Yuki-Onna [06:40] Shintaro     I think we're pretty Halloween already. [06:44] Lilishka     Let's summon a UFO next! [06:46] Noel     Or a ghost! I wanna summon a ghost! [06:49] Shintaro     Quit foreshadowing! [06:52] Shiu     W-Was I seeing things? [06:56] Tsumugi     I feel so awake now. [06:58] Noel     Yeah, I definitely can't sleep now. [07:01] Noel     Let's do something, Shintaro! [07:03] Noel     Like light up fireworks or something! [07:05] Lilishka     A fine idea, Madame Noel. [07:08] Towa     What are "fireworks"? [07:10] Noel     When you light them up, they get all sparkly     and crackly, and it's really pretty! [07:17] Noel     Oh, but there are some that go boom! [07:20] Towa     Sparkly? Crackly? [07:22] Towa     Boom? [07:24] Shintaro     I'm sure that would be very fun and all, [07:27] Shintaro     but we don't have fireworks. [07:30] Kujakuaoi     We have some right here! [07:42] Lilishka     I command you, mighty blaze! [07:44] Hisui     Lili-chan, it's not safe. Please behave. [07:46] Lilishka     Dance, my flame! [07:48] Tsumugi     What do I pick? [07:49] Lilishka     Rend the darkness! [07:50] Noel     The one that goes all like, "Pew! Pew!" [07:53] Shintaro     Towa-chan, try this out for starters. [07:58] Shintaro     That's upside-down. [07:59] Shintaro     You light up the dangly bit. [08:02] Shintaro     Oh, and don't point it at people, okay? [08:04] Towa     O-Okay. [08:08] Shintaro     Huh? [08:09] Shintaro     The lighter's not working. [08:09] Towa     Sparkly... crackly... boom... [08:14] Towa     Boom? [08:20] Shintaro     There we go! [08:21] Towa     Shintaro-sama! [08:23] Towa     Is this thing going to explode? [08:26] Shintaro     It won't, don't worry. [08:28] Towa     But I'm scared! [08:30] Shintaro     What? Let me hold it, then. [08:37] Shintaro     See, Towa-chan? Not scary, right? [08:40] Towa     Right. [08:51] Towa     So pretty. [09:02] Tsumugi     Wow, way to make me jealous. [09:05] Noel     Let's get to it, Tsumugi. [09:08] Tsumugi     Oh, sure, Izumi-san. [09:10] Noel     Grr... [09:12] Tsumugi     I mean, Noel! [09:14] Tsumugi     Sorry about that. I'm still not used to it. [09:17] Noel     As long as you understand. [09:19] Noel     Are you okay with these, too? [09:21] Noel     Hey, Shintaro. Light Tsumugi's up for her. [09:25] Shintaro     Yeah, sure thing. [09:27] Tsumugi     Oh, uh... You can start with Noel's. [09:30] Shintaro     Why get all reserved about this? [09:33] Shintaro     Wait, did you two always call     each other by your first names? [09:38] Tsumugi     Oh, we started recently. [09:40] Noel     We're friends, after all. [09:43] Tsumugi     But wait. Didn't you always call     Towa-chan and Lili-chan that? [09:49] Noel     Oh, I may have been copying Shintaro there. [09:53] Tsumugi     Urk. A critical hit. [09:56] Noel     Why don't you two use     your first names, anyway? [10:00] Noel     Just do it. [10:02] Tsumugi     Nice, Noel! [10:03] Tsumugi     Finally, Tokumitsu and I can     be on a first-name basis! [10:12] Shintaro     Tsumugi. [10:15] Tsumugi     Then I'll call you... [10:19] Tsumugi     Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Shi... [10:22] Tsumugi     Shintaro... [10:24] Shintaro     I don't know, "Tsutsumi-san" just     feels right to me at this point. [10:30] Tsumugi     Don't give me that crap! [10:33] Shintaro     I'm gonna light it up now. [10:35] Tsumugi     Yeah, okay. [10:40] Tsumugi     This is where Tokumitsu     and I stand right now. [10:45] Tsumugi     Not too close... [10:48] Tsumugi     but not too far, either. [10:55] Tsumugi     I'm fine with that... [10:59] Tsumugi     for now. [11:18] Lilishka     Ultimate Saint... Fire Lilishka Special! [11:22] Hisui     Lili-chan, I'm begging you... [11:24] Noel     Let's draw some hearts. [11:27] Noel     Very zoomer! Very cute! [11:29] Tsumugi     Yeah! [11:30] Towa     What's a zoomer? [11:48] Shintaro     Summer break, eh? [11:50] Shintaro     Gotta love it! [12:00] Towa     We're here! [12:02] Shintaro     You're amped up. You must be     really excited about the Skytree. [12:06] Towa     Yes! I am excited to see the Skytree,     but I'm also happy for another reason! [12:12] Towa     I get to spend all day with you! [12:18] Shintaro     What is she, an angel? [12:20] Shintaro     Wait, she is an angel. [12:25] Shintaro     It's huge... [12:28] Towa     It's majestic! [12:29] Shintaro     Yeah, it's even bigger in person. [12:32] Shintaro     I hear it's the tallest     broadcasting tower in the world. [12:36] Towa     What's a "brawd casting tower"? [12:38] Shintaro     You know those shows you watch on TV? [12:42] Shintaro     They're being transmitted     from all the way over here. [12:47] Towa     Thank you for everything. [12:50] Shintaro     Well, she is kind of a TV buff. [12:53] Shintaro     Okay, let's go to the observatory. [12:56] Towa     Sure. [13:01] Towa     It's like the shopping mall     we went to last time. [13:04] Shintaro     Quite the crowd here. [13:06] Shintaro     And what's with all the yukata? [13:10] Towa     Just like the festival we all went to. SIGN    Kimono Rentals [13:14] Shintaro     Looks like you can rent them there. [13:16] Towa     Rent? [13:18] Shintaro     Would you like to try on a yukata? [13:22] Towa     Yes! [13:24] Towa     U-Um... [13:28] Towa     Wh-What do you think, Shintaro-sama? [13:32] Towa     How do I look? [13:35] Shintaro     Great. [13:37] Shintaro     More like really, really great. [13:40] Shintaro     You, uh, look really... um... [13:44] Shintaro     Really cute. [13:46] Towa     Thank you kindly. [13:50] Girla     Hey, check it out. [13:52] Girla     She's so pretty! [13:53] Girlb     She is! [13:55] Shintaro     You got that right. [13:57] Shintaro     Wait, why am I the one     getting all smug over this? [14:02] Shintaro     Uh... [14:03] Shintaro     That's 2,100 yen for the observatory deck. [14:07] Shintaro     If we also want access to the observation     gallery above that, it's 3,100 yen. [14:12] Shintaro     Since we're here, let's go all the way up. [14:16] Shintaro     Huh? SIGN    Due to changing exhibits, SIGN    the observation gallery is closed today. [14:16] Shintaro     It's closed today? Seriously?! [14:19] Shintaro     I should've looked it up beforehand. [14:22] Towa     Um, Shintaro-sama?     Does it cost money to go up? [14:28] Shintaro     Yeah. [14:29] Towa     I think I'll pass on that. [14:33] Towa     We can buy fifteen radishes     for the cost of one ticket. [14:36] Towa     Thirty for the cost of two... [14:38] Shintaro     What's with the radish currency? [14:40] Shintaro     It's fine. It's for times like these that I work. [14:45] Towa     Wait, did this yukata cost money, too?! SIGN    Jolt SIGN    Yukata and     simple hair styling     =3,000 yen [14:49] Shintaro     Well, yeah... SIGN    He paid while     she was changing [14:52] Towa     I'll take it off! [14:54] Shintaro     Wait, time out! Don't take it off! [14:57] Shintaro     Don't worry about the cost! Besides, I... [15:00] Shintaro     I wanted to see you wearing a yukata. [15:04] Shintaro     And I want to go up to     the observatory with you. [15:07] Shintaro     So it's okay, really. [15:10] Towa     Thank you so much. [15:14] Man     So pure. [15:16] Woman1     Such a pure couple. [15:17] Woman2     They're both so cute! [15:19] Pa     Thank you for visiting Tokyo Skytree. [15:23] Pa     This elevator will reach the observatory     deck, 350 meters high, in about 50 seconds. [15:32] Pa     Observatory deck. [15:40] Towa     Wow, this is amazing! Getting a view     from this high up without flying... [15:44] Towa     It's amazing! [15:46] Shintaro     Sure is. [15:47] Shintaro     I think the apartment's over there. [15:49] Towa     Oh, the book that person's     reading looks interesting. [15:55] Shintaro     Huh?! [15:57] Shintaro     Do you have really amazing      eyesight or something? [16:01] Towa     I think it's pretty normal. [16:03] Shintaro     Angels are strong. [16:06] Towa     This is truly amazing. [16:08] Towa     I can't believe people     actually built all this. [16:13] Shintaro     Right? [16:19] Girlc     Eek! [16:21] Girlc     Scary! [16:21] Girld     Yeah, nope! This is too high up! [16:24] Girld     I can't, I can't, I just can't! [16:26] Towa     They're all afraid of the height. [16:29] Shintaro     That makes sense. [16:30] Towa     But you don't seem to be scared. [16:33] Shintaro     I guess. [16:35] Towa     Being high up has great views     and feels wonderful, doesn't it? [16:39] Shintaro     I mean, we're inside a building. [16:41] Shintaro     I think I would be scared of nasty drops, too. [16:45] Towa     Nasty... drops? [16:47] Shintaro     Oh, right. [16:49] Shintaro     Um... [16:51] Shintaro     Humans can't fly. So if we     fall from high enough, we die. SIGN    Drain [16:56] Towa     Shintaro-sama! [16:57] Towa     You need to be more scared! You're not safe! [17:00] Shintaro     S-Sorry! [17:02] Shintaro     But hey! You'd save me if I fell, right? [17:06] Towa     Of course. [17:08] Shintaro     Then there's no need to be scared. [17:11] Towa     True... [17:13] Shintaro     Glad she has such an open mind. [17:20] Towa     This is pretty. [17:31] Towa     I notice that there are a     lot of people with big bags. [17:35] Shintaro     Well, it is summer break. [17:37] Shintaro     A lot of them are     probably coming back home. [17:40] Towa     Coming back home? [17:41] Shintaro     Coming back home to spend     time with their family. [17:45] Towa     With family... [17:47] Kid     Mommy! [17:49] Kid     I'm gonna show this to Grandma later. [17:51] Mommy     It'll be great to see her again, huh? [17:54] Kid     Yeah, I can't wait! [17:55] Towa     Do you miss your family, Shintaro-sama?     Don't you want to see them? [17:59] Shintaro     Hmm... [18:01] Shintaro     Well, they're all overseas. [18:03] Shintaro     What about you? Are you lonely,     missing everyone up in Heaven? [18:08] Towa     I'd love to see them,     but I can't say I feel lonely. [18:14] Towa     You're here with me, after all. [18:16] Shintaro     Same here. [18:17] Shintaro     I haven't felt lonely at     all since you showed up. [18:24] Shintaro     It's a bit late, but why     don't we have lunch outside? [18:27] Towa     Sure. [18:28] Shintaro     Oh, do your feet hurt or anything? [18:32] Shintaro     You're wearing those sandals... [18:33] Towa     I'm fine. [18:35] Towa     I'm floating a little. [18:36] Towa     You're floating?! [18:41] Towa     "Dozeu"? [18:43] Shintaro     Dojou. [19:00] Walker1     Man, I haven't come to Asakusa in forever. [19:02] Walker2     Right? [19:06] Shintaro     T-Towa-chan! [19:14] Towa     H-Huh? [19:17] Towa     Sh-Shintaro-sama? [19:29] Towa     Shintaro-sama. [19:34] Shintaro     We don't want to get separated. [19:43] Shintaro     What even is this? [19:45] Shintaro     We could just hold hands if it's     to make sure we don't get lost. [19:52] Shintaro     But... [19:53] Shintaro     Every time we go out,     things get all awkward. [20:00] Towa     I had lots and lots of fun today! [20:02] Shintaro     Glad to hear it. I really enjoyed it, too. [20:05] Shintaro     It just sucks that we couldn't go     all the way up to the gallery. [20:09] Shintaro     Oh, let's pick up meals     at the station for dinner. [20:13] Shintaro     We can eat at home. [20:15] Shintaro     Towa-chan? [20:16] Towa     I'm sorry. [20:18] Towa     It's been so much fun, I kind     of don't want to go home yet. [20:24] Shintaro     Summer break's only just started. [20:26] Shintaro     We still have plans to go to a bunch     of different places, remember? [20:32] Shintaro     Oh, right. I was going to give this to     you once we got back home, but... [20:37] Shintaro     Here, a souvenir. [20:44] Shintaro     Towa-chan? [20:45] Shintaro     Did you not want it? [20:47] Shintaro     Er, I... [20:48] Towa     Shintaro-sama. [20:50] Towa     Thank you very much. [20:55] Towa     I'd like to repay you somehow. [20:58] Shintaro     It's okay. You're always     helping me out so much. [21:05] Towa     Shintaro-sama, come this way. [21:08] Shintaro     Huh? What's up? [21:11] Towa     Okay, there's nobody around. [21:15] Towa     Please close your eyes. [21:18] Shintaro     Huh? Okay. [21:20] Towa     Don't move. [21:23] Shintaro     What's going on? [21:31] Shintaro     Wait, is she going to... k-kiss me?! [21:36] Shintaro     Towa-chan! It's too soon for that! [21:40] Shintaro     Huh? [21:42] Shintaro     What? [21:44] Shintaro     W-We've kissed the ground goodbye! [21:51] Towa     It's okay, Shintaro-sama!     You're not going to fall! [21:55] Shintaro     Huh? [21:57] Shintaro     Is this... an angel's power? [21:59] Towa     Um, this is my way of repaying     you for the snow globe. [22:08] Shintaro     This is so crazy, I don't know what to say. [22:12] Shintaro     So this is the world as you see it. [22:16] Towa     I haven't flown this high     since the day I came to Earth. [22:22] Towa     Shintaro-sama... [22:25] Towa     I was really excited when I came to Earth, [22:30] Towa     but I was also just as worried. [22:41] Towa     But thanks to you, I've gotten     to go to so many new places. [22:45] Towa     I got to know Tsumugi-san, Noel-san,     Lilishka-san, and Hisui-san. [22:51] Towa     I got to learn so much about how fun,     warm, and wonderful the mortal world is. [22:59] Towa     I... [23:01] Towa     I'm so glad I got to meet you, Shintaro-sama. [23:06] Shintaro     Yeah. [23:07] Towa     But I still have lots to learn about humans. [23:13] Towa     So... [23:14] Towa     I hope we can continue to be together. [23:18] Shintaro     Same here. [23:20] Shintaro     Let's go home, shall we? [23:22] Towa     Yeah. [23:50] Shintaro     Towa-chan... [23:51] Shintaro     I feel so uncool right now! [23:54] Towa     You're not! [23:58] Shintaro     Boss, I'll be going now. [24:01] Boss     Good work today, Tokumitsu-kun. [24:11] Shintaro     Things got strangely busy today,     but I'm glad we got through it. [24:21] Shintaro     Oh, it's you guys. How are you doing? [24:27] Shintaro     See you around. [24:30] Shintaro     My name is Tokumitsu Shintaro. [24:33] Shintaro     I used to think I was a normal sixteen-year-old, [24:35] Shintaro     not particularly fortunate or unfortunate. [24:47] Shintaro     But now I realize [24:55] Shintaro     that I'm a very fortunate,     not-particularly-normal sixteen-year-old. [25:02] Shintaro     I'm back, Towa-chan! [25:05] Towa     Welcome home, Shintaro-sama!