Studio Apartment, Good Lighting, Angel Included

After a long day, high schooler Shintaro Tokumitsu’s plans for relaxing in his studio apartment take a turn when he discovers an angel on his balcony. The divine girl, Towa, reveals she’s there to study humanity, and yet despite his skepticism, he agrees to put her up. Prepare for the most heavenly and high jinks roommate experience of all time!

Season 1

Season 1

E1 - Towa and Shintaro

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[00:06] Towa
    Someone I know told me...
[00:10] Towa
    that I should learn more about humans.
[00:15] Towa
    I'm very nervous right now.
[00:17] Towa
    I don't know if I can greet
    anyone the proper way...
[00:21] Towa
    and it makes me a little worried.
[00:23] Towa
    But more than that...
[00:29] Towa
    Oh...
[00:31] Towa
    Wow!
[00:38] Towa
    I get the feeling this will be the
    start of something wonderful.
[00:42] Shintaro
    I'll be heading out now.
[00:44] Boss
    Great work today, Tokumitsu-kun.
[00:49] Shintaro
    Man, that extra-long shift
    really did a number on me.
[01:00] Shintaro
    Oh, it's you. Good evening.
[01:05] Shintaro
    As a kid, I picked up a kitten
    right in front of our house.
[01:10] Shintaro
    But we couldn't keep her,
[01:12] Shintaro
    so a cat-loving neighbor took her in.
[01:16] Shintaro
    I could keep her now, but it's too late.
[01:19] Shintaro
    I'm home...
[01:24] Shintaro
    It's been a month since I entered high
    school and started living alone.
[01:29] Shintaro
    I'm starting to get used to it.
[01:33] Shintaro
    Achoo!
[01:35] Shintaro
    Crap, I may have caught a cold.
[01:42] Shintaro
    But sometimes, I crave company
    that's not just my own thoughts.
SIGN    Studio Apartment, Good Lighting, Angel Included
SIGN    Saturday
SIGN    Alarm
SIGN    Snooze
SIGN    Stop
[02:10] Shintaro
    Ugh, I feel terrible.
    I might actually have a cold.
[02:21] Shintaro
    Ack.
[02:22] Shintaro
    I left the window open?
[02:25] Shintaro
    Good thing nobody snuck in.
[02:27] Shintaro
    Not that I have anything worth stealing...
[02:35] Shintaro
    Wh-Whoa!
[02:38] Shintaro
    Huh? What? Who? No way!
[02:40] Shintaro
    Wha-Wha-Wha-Wha-Wha-Wha-Wha-Wha?!
[02:47] Shintaro
    She's alive...
[02:54] Towa
    A very good morning to you!
[02:57] Shintaro
    Huh?
[02:58] Shintaro
    G-Good mor...
[03:00] Shintaro
    Huh?
[03:13] Shintaro
    What the heck is this? What's going on here?
[03:15] Shintaro
    At least she wasn't a corpse, I guess!
[03:18] Shintaro
    A thief? A cosplayer? A runaway girl?!
[03:21] Shintaro
    Why am I letting a balcony
    trespasser use my bath?!
[03:23] Shintaro
    I was the one who spilled
    milk on her, but still!
[03:26] Shintaro
    Wait, am I being pranked?
[03:29] Shintaro
    For a TV show? No, for an online video!
[03:31] Shintaro
    Is there a camera somewhere?!
[03:34] Towa
    Um...
[03:37] Towa
    Sorry, but could I ask for some clothes?
[03:40] Shintaro
    Oh! Right, sorry!
[03:42] Shintaro
    J-J-J-Just give me a minute!
[03:44] Shintaro
    Let me find you something clean to wear!
[03:52] Shintaro
    S-Sorry.
[03:54] Shintaro
    That's all I had.
[03:57] Towa
    Please, don't apologize.
[03:59] Towa
    I should be the one apologizing for
    using your balcony without permission.
[04:03] Towa
    I just couldn't find anywhere else to sleep.
[04:06] Towa
    I'm really sorry.
[04:08] Shintaro
    Oh, it's fine.
[04:10] Towa
    Thank you for saying so.
[04:13] Towa
    I should introduce myself.
[04:15] Towa
    My name is Towa.
[04:18] Shintaro
    Now that I'm getting a good look
    at her, she's super pretty!
[04:22] Towa
    Er... May I ask your name?
[04:25] Shintaro
    Oh, I'm Shintaro. Tokumitsu Shintaro.
[04:29] Towa
    You are too kind, Shintaro-sama.
[04:33] Shintaro
    ...sama?
[04:33] Towa
    I can't believe I met
    someone so pure-hearted.
[04:37] Towa
    This must be the work of God.
[04:39] Shintaro
    She seems like a nice girl.
    Very prim and proper.
[04:43] Towa
    Shintaro-sama, I would like
    to greet your family, too.
[04:49] Shintaro
    They're not here. I live alone.
[04:53] Towa
    My!
[04:54] Towa
    You live in this huge mansion by yourself?
[04:58] Shintaro
    "Huge mansion"?
[05:00] Towa
    Isn't it? I saw that it had all these windows.
[05:04] Shintaro
    Do you know what an apartment building is?
[05:07] Towa
    What?!
[05:08] Towa
    Do you mean to say that this
    one room is your entire home?
[05:13] Shintaro
    Sure is. What did you think it was?
[05:16] Towa
    A storage room...
[05:18] Shintaro
    It does look like it,
    given the mess in here!
[05:20] Towa
    You have a very compact and convenient home!
[05:24] Shintaro
    She seems nice, but she's also kinda weird.
[05:28] Shintaro
    By the way...
[05:29] Shintaro
    Why were you sleeping on my balcony?
[05:31] Towa
    Oh, right.
[05:33] Towa
    Shintaro-sama, I wish to
    express my gratitude to you.
[05:37] Towa
    I must repay you for giving
    me a place to sleep.
[05:39] Shintaro
    Huh? Don't worry about it.
[05:42] Towa
    That won't do!
[05:43] Towa
    Is there anything you'd like me to do?
[05:46] Towa
    Don't be shy. Just ask!
[05:49] Shintaro
    Hold up! Personal space!
[05:53] Towa
    I will do anything in my power!
[05:56] Shintaro
    A-Anything?
[05:58] Towa
    Anything, as long as it is in my power.
[06:01] Shintaro
    Uh... Well... You see...
[06:05] Shintaro
    There isn't! I don't want anything from you!
[06:08] Towa
    Is that so? Too bad.
[06:11] Towa
    I understand. In that case,
    at least let me cook for you!
[06:16] Towa
    I can make delicious food!
[06:18] Shintaro
    Huh?
[06:18] Shintaro
    No, really, you don't have to!
[06:23] Towa
    Huh?
[06:24] Towa
    I don't see any ingredients.
[06:27] Shintaro
    I pretty much never cook.
[06:30] Towa
    Then I'll clean up, at least.
[06:32] Shintaro
    Don't! I have stuff I don't want you to see!
SIGN    Monthly Sexy
    Stimulating Pin-Ups Special
[06:36] Shintaro
    Like that! Exactly!
[06:38] Shintaro
    Gah!
[06:41] Towa
    Stop this!
[06:42] Towa
    You mustn't! This isn't right!
[06:44] Shintaro
    What's wrong?!
[06:46] Towa
    God has said,
[06:48] Towa
    "Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself!"
[06:51] Shintaro
    Why are you preaching at cats?
[06:55] Shintaro
    The house cats around here enjoy a good scrap.
[06:59] Towa
    Fighting isn't good.
[07:02] Shintaro
    Don't worry. They're also
    seen napping together often.
[07:05] Towa
    Thank you.
[07:07] Towa
    You're truly a kind soul, Shintaro-sama.
[07:11] Towa
    Your pure aura cleanses my heart.
[07:16] Shintaro
    Towa-chan, was it?
[07:18] Shintaro
    I'm sure you have your
    reasons for running away,
[07:21] Shintaro
    but it's too dangerous for a girl to spend
    nights away from home. You should go back.
[07:25] Towa
    Huh?
[07:26] Shintaro
    Do you live nearby?
[07:28] Towa
    No.
[07:29] Shintaro
    So your home's far away? On the outskirts?
[07:32] Towa
    No, it's in Heaven.
[07:34] Shintaro
    Heaven? What prefecture is that in?
[07:36] Towa
    Er...
[07:38] Towa
    It's God's abode.
SIGN    Heaven
[07:41] Shintaro
    Huh?
[07:43] Towa
    I apologize for the late introduction.
    I'm Towa, an angel.
[07:48] Shintaro
    An angel?
[07:50] Towa
    An angel.
[07:54] Towa
    An angel.
[07:57] Shintaro
    She's serious!
[07:59] Towa
    I came to Earth last night on God's orders.
[08:04] Towa
    I was told to study humans
    on behalf of all angelkind.
[08:06] Shintaro
    This is very, very bad news!
[08:09] Shintaro
    She's not your run-of-the-mill runaway!
[08:11] Shintaro
    She's loco! The dangerous kind of runaway!
[08:14] Shintaro
    If I don't distance myself from her,
    she'll be selling me snake oil in no time!
SIGN    God
[08:15] Towa
    Lately, we angels haven't had many
    chances to interact with humans.
SIGN    God
[08:19] Shintaro
    I've let a monster into my home!
[08:19] Towa
    I've always had an interest in you, though,
    so I was happy to have the opportunity.
[08:22] Shintaro
    I guess there's no way anyone who sleeps
    on someone's balcony could ever be normal!
[08:28] Towa
    That said, this is my first
    time visiting the living world,
[08:31] Towa
    and I have nowhere to go.
[08:34] Towa
    So, um, I have a request.
[08:36] Towa
    Could you let me stay here for a while?
SIGN    Saturday
SIGN    Work in 30 minutes
SIGN    Alarm
SIGN    Snooze
SIGN    Stop
[08:42] Shintaro
    Whoa, I need to go to work!
[08:47] Shintaro
    Your clothes!
[08:47] Shintaro
    Whew, they're dry now. Come on, change!
[08:50] Towa
    Um, I would like to repay you somehow.
[08:53] Shintaro
    It's fine! Don't worry about it!
[08:56] Shintaro
    Make sure you go home, okay?
[08:59] Shintaro
    Okay, let's go.
[09:01] Shintaro
    I'll walk you partway.
[09:03] Towa
    Okay...
[09:05] Shintaro
    Whew, that had me sweating.
[09:07] Shintaro
    I don't want her sticking around.
[09:09] Towa
    Shintaro-sama.
[09:12] Towa
    Thank you for everything.
[09:15] Shintaro
    Sure.
[09:18] Shintaro
    I'm doing the right thing... right?
[09:23] Shintaro
    I'll be going now.
[09:25] Shintaro
    Sorry for leaving early.
[09:27] Boss
    It's okay. You have nothing to apologize for.
[09:30] Boss
    Make sure to take your medicine and rest up.
[09:32] Shintaro
    Thank you.
[09:44] Shintaro
    Crap. My head feels so fuzzy.
[09:50] Shintaro
    I hope she actually went home.
[09:54] Shintaro
    She was so cute...
[09:56] Shintaro
    It's too bad I'll never see her again.
[10:01] Towa
    I cannot wait!
[10:04] Towa
    Shintaro-sama!
[10:06] Shintaro
    Oh, so your family came
    for you. Is that your dad?
[10:09] Towa
    He's not.
[10:10] Towa
    I was walking around, unsure where to go,
[10:12] Towa
    when this kind man invited
    me to go to a hotel with him!
[10:16] Shintaro
    What?!
[10:22] Towa
    Huh?
[10:23] Towa
    Shintaro-sama?
[10:25] Towa
    What's wrong?
[10:26] Shintaro
    Everything about this is wrong!
[10:29] Shintaro
    What are you even thinking?!
[10:31] Shintaro
    Even if you've got nowhere to go,
[10:33] Shintaro
    you shouldn't sell...
[10:35] Shintaro
    yourself... shor...
[10:40] Towa
    Shintaro-sama?
[10:42] Towa
    Shintaro-sama!
[10:49] Shintaro
    Huh? Am I back home?
[10:54] Towa
    Shintaro-sama...
[10:56] Towa
    Shintaro-sama!
[10:58] Shintaro
    Towa-chan?
[11:00] Towa
    How do you feel? Are you in pain?
[11:04] Shintaro
    No, I feel a lot better, I think.
[11:09] Towa
    Thank goodness.
[11:11] Towa
    I'm truly glad to hear it.
[11:17] Shintaro
    Did she stay by my side all this time?
[11:21] Towa
    I'm sorry... I just...
[11:24] Towa
    Oh, right. Would you like some porridge?
[11:27] Shintaro
    Huh? Do we have any?
[11:31] Towa
    I couldn't find any rice, so I made
    it with some leftover bread and milk.
[11:37] Towa
    I put in lots of sugar, too.
[11:39] Shintaro
    Wow, I don't think I've ever had that before.
[11:45] Towa
    Open wide.
[11:48] Shintaro
    I can eat it myself!
[11:49] Towa
    You need to sit tight.
[11:52] Towa
    Say, "ahh."
[11:59] Shintaro
    It's good.
[12:00] Towa
    Great! Eat lots, okay?
[12:04] Towa
    Here.
[12:09] Shintaro
    So warm...
[12:10] Shintaro
    I feel like it's been ages
    since anyone's cooked for me.
[12:16] Shintaro
    I'd forgotten that food could taste so good.
[12:31] Shintaro
    I almost forgot.
[12:32] Shintaro
    You shouldn't be following strangers around.
[12:35] Shintaro
    Who knows what they'll do to you?
[12:37] Towa
    Huh?
[12:38] Shintaro
    There are far worse people out
    there than you could ever imagine.
[12:43] Towa
    Right. But...
[12:58] Shintaro
    If you really have nowhere
    to go, why not live with me?
[13:03] Towa
    Are you sure?
[13:06] Shintaro
    Yeah.
[13:10] Towa
    Thank you so much, Shintaro-sama!
[13:13] Shintaro
    Okay, calm down!
[13:15] Shintaro
    She's crazy and a bit goofy...
[13:20] Shintaro
    But I just know she's a good girl. Probably.
[13:25] Shintaro
    Oh, right. Carrying me here
    must've been hard. I'm heavy, right?
[13:29] Shintaro
    Thanks.
[13:30] Towa
    Not at all. It was no trouble.
[13:33] Towa
    I just flew here.
[13:39] Towa
    After all...
[13:49] Towa
    I am an angel.
[14:04] Shintaro
    Oh, it was a dream.
[14:09] Shintaro
    I must've had a heck of a fever.
[14:19] Towa
    Oh, good morning, Shintaro-sama.
[14:23] Shintaro
    Wh-Why are you in my bed?
[14:25] Towa
    Well, there's only one bed.
[14:30] Shintaro
    It appears I really did take in an angel.
[14:38] Shintaro
    Food!
[14:39] Shintaro
    Get changed, and we'll go buy breakfast!
[14:43] Shintaro
    Guess we should go with rice.
[14:46] Towa
    Shintaro-sama!
SIGN    Springy
    Steamed Bun
[14:48] Towa
    Apparently, you can get a plate if you
    collect enough stickers from this bread!
[14:51] Towa
    Why do you get a plate for buying
    bread? Isn't a plate more valuable?!
[14:56] Shintaro
    Towa-chan, your wings are showing!
[14:58] Shintaro
    Hurry up and hide them!
[15:04] Towa
    I'm sorry.
[15:05] Towa
    I let them show when I get excited.
[15:07] Towa
    I was taught not to expose
    them on Earth, but...
[15:11] Shintaro
    You were?
[15:12] Towa
    Yes!
SIGN    The Good Kid's Guide
    to Life on Earth
SIGN    Learn as you read!
[15:13] Towa
    I've learned all about the mortal realm
[15:16] Towa
    from The Good Kid's Guide to Life On Earth!
SIGN    The Good Kid's Guide
    to Life on Earth
SIGN    Learn as you read!
[15:18] Shintaro
    The heck?
[15:20] Shintaro
    Oh, wait. You said you came
    to study humans, right?
[15:24] Shintaro
    But what do angels even do?
[15:27] Towa
    Um, well...
[15:30] Towa
    Conveying God's will to the people
[15:34] Towa
    and ensuring souls don't lose their way
    between Heaven and Earth are our primary jobs.
[15:40] Shintaro
    Huh...
[15:41] Shintaro
    That sounds hectic. There's a lot of us.
[15:46] Towa
    Oh, bringing humans happiness
    is also a part of our job!
[15:50] Shintaro
    What does that involve, exactly?
[15:55] Towa
    What, indeed?
[15:57] Shintaro
    Come on...
[15:59] Towa
    I believe that was the kind of
    thing God wanted me to learn.
[16:05] Shintaro
    Makes sense.
[16:07] Towa
    Thank you for the food.
[16:12] Towa
    I would like to request
    this bread for every meal!
SIGN    Springy
    Springy
[16:17] Shintaro
    What, steamed buns?
    You probably shouldn't do that.
[16:22] Shintaro
    If we buy two of every meal
    at the convenience store,
[16:24] Shintaro
    I don't think the food money my
    parents give me will cover it!
[16:27] Shintaro
    We should cook!
SIGN    Bankruptcy
[16:31] Shintaro
    Towa-chan, let's go shopping.
[16:34] Shintaro
    For food ingredients and day-to-day supplies.
[16:39] Shintaro
    Like a toothbrush.
[16:40] Shintaro
    You didn't bring anything with you, right?
[16:44] Towa
    Thank you so much!
[16:46] Shintaro
    Your wings!
[16:49] Shintaro
    Whenever you're done eating, then.
[16:52] Towa
    Shintaro-sama.
[16:55] Towa
    Has your fever receded?
[16:58] Shintaro
    I'm totally fine!
[17:00] Shintaro
    I think it was just fatigue and not a cold!
[17:03] Towa
    I'm glad.
[17:05] Shintaro
    Personal space!
[17:11] Towa
    This is like a palace!
[17:14] Shintaro
    Of course it'd be crowded on a Sunday.
[17:16] Shintaro
    Towa-chan, stick close to me...
[17:20] Shintaro
    Wait, wait, get back here!
SIGN    Towels
SIGN    Dental Care
SIGN    Bath Supplies
SIGN    Makeup
[17:25] Shintaro
    Let's see...
[17:26] Shintaro
    First, we need a toothbrush.
[17:28] Shintaro
    Oh, and also bath towels.
[17:31] Shintaro
    Bath...
[17:33] Shintaro
    It's an essential! Quit blushing!
[17:37] Shintaro
    Oh, but I do have spare towels at home.
[17:40] Shintaro
    What's up?
[17:42] Towa
    Oh, nothing.
SIGN    bob
    bob
[17:43] Towa
    If the basket gets too heavy,
    shall I make it float for you?
[17:47] Towa
    It would expose my wings, however.
[17:48] Shintaro
    Yeah, let's not do that.
[17:52] Shintaro
    Oh, chopsticks.
[17:54] Shintaro
    I only have one pair for myself.
[17:56] Shintaro
    Do you know how to use them?
[17:57] Towa
    I do.
[17:58] Shintaro
    Let's get a pair, then.
[18:06] Towa
    So cute.
[18:08] Towa
    They resemble the cats that
    were on the balcony yesterday.
[18:11] Shintaro
    Yeah.
[18:15] Shintaro
    Does she want it?
[18:17] Towa
    There are mugs at Shintaro-sama's home.
[18:20] Towa
    I can't get this.
[18:22] Shintaro
    I guess not?
[18:23] Girl1
    Mom! There's a princess here!
[18:27] Girl2
    Is that a Gothic Lolita?
[18:29] Girl3
    I don't think so.
[18:30] Girl3
    She's got those royal sleeves.
[18:31] Shintaro
    We should probably get
    you some clothes first.
[18:32] Girl4
    Whatever, she's pretty!
[18:34] Towa
    Okay.
[18:34] Girl5
    Must be in showbiz.
[18:41] Shintaro
    Whew, I can afford that!
[18:43] Shintaro
    Good thing I saved up my pay and
    whatever extra I have in my budget.
[18:48] Towa
    Shintaro-sama.
[18:50] Towa
    Am I making you spend too much?
[18:52] Shintaro
    Nah, we're good.
[18:53] Shintaro
    Let's get you some casual
    wear and some pajamas.
[18:57] Towa
    All right.
[18:58] Towa
    What kind of outfits do you prefer?
[19:01] Shintaro
    My preferences don't matter.
[19:04] Shintaro
    They're your clothes.
[19:06] Shintaro
    Just pick stuff you'd like to wear.
    That would make me happy, too.
[19:11] Towa
    Thank you.
[19:14] Staff
    Can I help you find anything?
[19:15] Towa
    Oh, uh...
[19:18] Staff
    Would you like to check out
    the new seasonal collection?
[19:22] Towa
    Yes, please.
[19:34] Towa
    I'll go try these on.
[19:36] Shintaro
    No rush.
[19:39] Staff
    Your girlfriend is very pretty.
[19:40] Shintaro
    I-It's not what you think!
[19:50] Towa
    Shintaro-sama is letting me,
    a total stranger, live with him.
[19:55] Towa
    And he's being so generous and giving...
[19:58] Towa
    What can I do for him in return?
[20:02] Towa
    I...
[20:06] (Flashback) Towa
    Oh, bringing humans happiness
    is also a part of our job!
[20:14] Towa
    Shintaro-sama.
[20:16] Shintaro
    Oh, done changing?
[20:19] Towa
    I vow to bring you happiness in life!
[20:25] Bystanders
    She just proposed...
[20:30] Shintaro
    Man, I thought I was gonna
    die from all the looks.
[20:35] Towa
    Um, Shintaro-sama.
[20:39] Towa
    How do I look in this outfit?
[20:43] Shintaro
    You look great.
[20:44] Shintaro
    Actually, more like...
[20:46] Shintaro
    She's drop-dead gorgeous!
[20:48] Shintaro
    It really, really suits you.
[20:51] Shintaro
    I can't say it!
[20:52] Towa
    I'm glad to hear it.
[20:55] Shintaro
    Okay.
[20:56] Shintaro
    Let's get some food and head home, shall we?
[20:58] Towa
    Sure!
[21:04] Shintaro
    We're home.
[21:06] Shintaro
    Ugh...
[21:08] Shintaro
    Why does food have to be so heavy?
[21:11] Towa
    I'll put the perishables in the fridge.
[21:14] Shintaro
    You must be tired.
[21:16] Shintaro
    We walked so much, and it was so crowded.
[21:20] Towa
    No. I had lots of fun.
[21:23] Towa
    Because you were there with me.
[21:26] Shintaro
    Oh... Is that so?
[21:28] Shintaro
    Natural players are lethal.
[21:38] Towa
    Shintaro-sama, is this...
[21:44] Shintaro
    It's your mug now.
[21:48] Towa
    Thank you so very much!
[21:50] Shintaro
    You know what?
[21:52] Shintaro
    I had a great time, too.
[22:02] Shintaro
    Buy another bed first, you idiot!
SIGN    Studio Apartment, Good Lighting, Angel Included
SIGN    May I Cook You Lunch?
[23:35] Towa
    Next episode: "May I Cook You Lunch?"

Season 1

E2 - May I Cook You Lunch?

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SIGN    Studio Apartment, Good Lighting, Angel Included
[01:42] (Flashback) Towa
    So pretty!
[01:44] (Flashback) Towa
    Look at all the lights.
[01:48] (Flashback) Towa
    Whoa, what is that?
[01:50] (Flashback) Towa
    Could it be a "train"? I was told about these!
[01:55] (Flashback) Towa
    There are people inside.
[02:00] (Flashback) Towa
    It's so fast!
[02:02] (Flashback) Towa
    Earth is amazing!
[02:10] (Flashback) Towa
    I descended to a place with lots of lights.
[02:14] (Flashback) Towa
    Now, how am I supposed to
    make contact with the humans?
[02:18] (Flashback) Towa
    I think the Good Kid's Guide
    to Life on Earth
said...
SIGN    The Good Kid's Guide
    to Life on Earth
SIGN    Learn as you read!
[02:21] (Flashback) Towa
    "When an angel descends to Earth...
[02:24] (Flashback) Towa
    1: Maintain a higher position than
    the humans, emit a powerful glow,
[02:28] (Flashback) Towa
    and introduce yourself in a grandiose manner.
[02:31] (Flashback) Towa
    You may extend your wings to their
    maximum size and spread them proudly.
[02:34] (Flashback) Towa
    2: Hide your wings and
    blend in with the humans.
[02:39] (Flashback) Towa
    You may choose between these
    two conventional methods."
[02:42] (Flashback) Towa
    Which one would be the better choice for me?
[02:45] (Flashback) Towa
    I wish to establish friendly
    relations with humans,
[02:48] (Flashback) Towa
    so perhaps I should get to know them first.
[02:55] (Flashback) Towa
    They all seem so busy.
[03:02] (Flashback) Towa
    I'll try looking for a more laid-back place.
[03:11] (Flashback) Towa
    Now there's nobody around.
[03:14] (Flashback) Towa
    Should I go back to where I was before?
[03:19] (Flashback) Towa
    Oh, no. I'm too sleepy.
[03:22] (Flashback) Towa
    I want to go home—
[03:23] (Flashback) Towa
    Wait, I can't go home!
[03:30] (Flashback) Towa
    What a huge mansion.
[03:35] (Flashback) Towa
    Is this room unused?
[03:38] (Flashback) Towa
    Then I suppose I could borrow this space
    for a night without bothering anyone.
[03:46] Towa
    Where am I supposed to go?
[03:49] Towa
    Do I even have a place here?
[03:54] Towa
    It's okay. I'll try again tomorrow morning.
[04:01] Towa
    I get the feeling I'll
    meet someone wonderful.
[04:10] Towa
    And that's how I ended up
    sleeping on your balcony.
[04:14] Shintaro
    Oh...
[04:15] Shintaro
    Either way, I'm really glad you wound up okay.
[04:19] Towa
    Me, too.
[04:20] Towa
    I'm really glad this room
    was yours, Shintaro-sama.
[04:26] Shintaro
    This is a little while before
    the end of the last episode.
[04:29] Shintaro
    We were having dinner together
    after our shopping trip.
[04:33] Towa
    Dinner is ready!
[04:36] Towa
    Please, help yourself.
[04:38] Shintaro
    I was being spoiled rotten.
[04:42] Towa
    Shall I feed you?
[04:43] Shintaro
    Huh? N-No need for that!
[04:45] Shintaro
    Let's dig in.
[04:47] Shintaro
    Yum!
[04:48] Shintaro
    Towa-chan, this is delicious!
[04:57] Shintaro
    I love this potato dish!
[04:59] Towa
    Really? I'm glad to hear that.
[05:02] Shintaro
    I'm amazed you can cook so many dishes.
[05:04] Towa
    I learned them from The Good
    Kid's Guide to Life on Earth*.
[05:07] Shintaro
    The Good Kid's Guide to Life
    on Earth
has got it all, huh?
[05:14] Shintaro
    The rice is fresh, the miso soup is hot,
    and the stewed stuff is succulent.
[05:18] Shintaro
    Goodbye, my life of eating convenience
    store meals and breads every day.
[05:22] Shintaro
    Food made by somebody
    at home tastes so good!
[05:29] (Flashback) Towa
    I vow to bring you happiness in life!
[05:34] Shintaro
    She's cute, a great cook,
[05:37] Shintaro
    and a super nice angel.
[05:40] Shintaro
    Is it really okay for me to have it so good?
[05:44] Towa
    Do you not like the food?
[05:45] Shintaro
    Huh? That's not it!
[05:47] Shintaro
    I was just wondering if I
    could do anything for you.
[05:51] Towa
    You're doing a lot for me
    just by letting me stay here.
[05:55] Towa
    Oh, but...
[05:57] Towa
    There is something I'd like
    to ask you after dinner.
[06:06] Shintaro
    Okay, let me explain how to use the bath.
[06:08] Towa
    Please!
[06:09] Shintaro
    First, close this curtain so you don't
    get the wash basin and stuff all wet.
[06:14] Shintaro
    Make sure it's inside the tub.
[06:17] Shintaro
    Next, turn this dial to get hot water.
[06:20] Shintaro
    This one controls the temperature.
[06:22] Towa
    I see.
[06:23] Shintaro
    If you want to take a bath,
    fill up the tub beforehand.
[06:26] Shintaro
    Use this to block the drain.
[06:28] Shintaro
    Did that help?
[06:30] Towa
    Yes!
[06:31] Towa
    Thank you!
[06:34] Shintaro
    All right. Enjoy.
[06:40] Shintaro
    Yikes.
[06:42] Shintaro
    Having a girl take a bath at my
    place is getting me all on edge!
SIGN    °Shintaro's Imagination
[06:50] Shintaro
    No, no! What's wrong with me?
[06:53] Shintaro
    I should watch TV or something!
[07:04] Shintaro
    Quit picturing it!
SIGN    Self-Uppercut
[07:08] Shintaro
    Urk... This is too much for me.
[07:10] Shintaro
    I can't live like this.
[07:12] Shintaro
    Think about it. A girl's gonna be changing,
    bathing, and sleeping at my place!
[07:16] Shintaro
    It's pure hell...
[07:18] Shintaro
    for me!
[07:22] Shintaro
    I should study. I have an
    English quiz tomorrow.
[07:26] Shintaro
    Focus.
SIGN    Can
    focus
    when he
    gets into
    the
    groove
[07:36] Shintaro
    Hup. Toilet break.
[07:48] Shintaro
    I'm really sorry!
[07:49] Shintaro
    I didn't mean to peek! I just
    needed to use the toilet!
[07:52] Shintaro
    I totally forgot you were in there! Sorry!
[07:56] Towa
    O-Oh, i-i-i-it's all right.
SIGN    Japan's
    All-in-One Bathroom
[07:59] Shintaro
    Curse you, all-in-one!
[08:03] Towa
    U-Um...
[08:04] Towa
    I'll close the curtain and wait,
    so go ahead and use the toilet.
[08:09] Shintaro
    I don't have a humiliation fetish!
[08:11] Shintaro
    It's okay. The surprise
    got rid of my urge to pee.
[08:18] Shintaro
    When I was living alone,
[08:19] Shintaro
    I didn't have to worry about anyone
    being on the other side of the door.
[08:22] Shintaro
    I mean, obviously, but...
[08:24] Shintaro
    I need to be careful.
[08:26] Towa
    Shintaro-sama, shall I
    wash your back for you?
[08:30] Shintaro
    No need for that! I'm good!
[08:36] Shintaro
    What's more...
[08:37] Shintaro
    I only needed one bed.
[08:39] Shintaro
    Studio apartment or not,
    we're way too close here!
[08:42] Shintaro
    Towa-chan's dozed off, but I...
[08:45] Shintaro
    I can't sleep!
[08:47] Shintaro
    I definitely need to get
    an extra bed tomorrow!
[08:57] Shintaro
    I guess I fell asleep for just a bit...
SIGN    Monday
[09:02] Shintaro
    It's not even six yet.
[09:04] Shintaro
    I'll take a leak and go back to sleep.
[09:10] Shintaro
    Sorry! I'd forgotten about you!
[09:12] Shintaro
    I'm truly, truly sorry!
[09:14] Towa
    No, I should apologize for waking up
    and changing without telling you!
[09:17] Shintaro
    Uh, there's nothing wrong with
    that! I'm in the wrong here!
[09:20] Shintaro
    My deepest apologies!
[09:24] Shintaro
    Welp, so much for going back to sleep.
[09:27] Shintaro
    Anyway, this is bad.
[09:29] Shintaro
    I can't be walking in on her twice in a row.
[09:31] Shintaro
    This might continue, what with us
    taking turns bathing and changing.
[09:37] Shintaro
    We should set some ground rules.
[09:39] Shintaro
    Oh, I know. How about leaving the
    bathroom door open when not using it?
[09:43] Shintaro
    That way, when it's closed,
    we'll know someone's in here.
[09:46] Towa
    Shintaro-sama, I'd like to brush, too...
[09:49] Shintaro
    Ack.
[09:56] Towa
    I'm so sorry! I... I...
[09:59] Shintaro
    No, I'm the one who's sorry! Really, I'm so sorry!
[10:02] Shintaro
    Gah, I just wanna disappear!
[10:06] Shintaro
    And so began day three of my
    life together with an angel.
[10:11] Shintaro
    I was being spoiled even more.
[10:15] Shintaro
    And... I was super sleep-deprived.
[10:19] Towa
    Eat up, Shintaro-sama.
[10:21] Shintaro
    Thanks. Let's eat.
[10:27] Shintaro
    Yeah, this is delicious!
[10:30] Shintaro
    What a meal!
[10:32] Shintaro
    It was great. Thanks, Towa-chan.
[10:36] Tv
    Good mofu-ning!
SIGN    Tokyo
SIGN    Mofu Mofu TV
[10:38] Tv
    It's 8 AM, and you know what that
    means. It's good mofu-ning time!
[10:41] Shintaro
    Yikes. I need to get to school.
[10:44] Towa
    You're a student, Shintaro-sama?
[10:49] Shintaro
    Didn't I tell you? I'm a
    first-year in high school.
[10:52] Towa
    I'll clean up and get ready
    to leave at once, too.
[10:56] Shintaro
    What?!
[10:58] Shintaro
    Uh, you don't have to come to school with me.
[11:03] Shintaro
    People would be shocked.
[11:06] Shintaro
    I'm sure you have things to take care of, too.
[11:09] Towa
    That won't do! I can't bring you
    happiness when I'm not with you!
[11:14] Towa
    I want to go with you.
[11:19] Shintaro
    Sorry, you can't.
[11:23] Towa
    In that case, maybe you
    could take the day off school?
[11:27] Shintaro
    I'd love to,
[11:29] Shintaro
    but a student's duty is to study.
[11:32] Shintaro
    And... I gotta do my duty.
[11:36] Towa
    Your duty...
[11:39] Tv
    Now, today's weather.
[11:39] Towa
    Right. I mustn't get in the way of your duties.
SIGN    Weather in Japan
[11:41] Tv
    We'll have blue skies and pleasant
    temperatures all across Japan.
[11:44] Towa
    I'll stay here.
[11:45] Shintaro
    Whew.
[11:47] Shintaro
    I'll leave you some money, just in case.
[11:49] Shintaro
    But if you could, I'd appreciate it
    if you'd stay home and wait.
[11:55] Shintaro
    I'll be back by evening.
[11:57] Shintaro
    Just watch some TV or something and relax.
[11:59] Towa
    I will. Take care.
[12:02] Shintaro
    Great. I'm off.
[12:11] Shintaro
    I feel kinda bad for her.
[12:13] Shintaro
    But I couldn't bring her with me.
[12:16] Shintaro
    That aside...
[12:18] Shintaro
    I'm so sleepy.
[12:20] Shintaro
    And I'm so full, I feel like I'm about to puke.
[12:26] Shuichi
    Morning, Shintaro!
[12:28] Shintaro
    You idiot! What if it came out?!
[12:31] Shuichi
    If what came out?
[12:32] Shintaro
    All kinds of gross stuff!
[12:34] Tsumugi
    Hey, Shuichi.
[12:35] Tsumugi
    What are you doing?
[12:37] Shuichi
    What do you mean? Just my
    way of saying good morning.
[12:40] Tsumugi
    You okay, Tokumitsu?
[12:42] Shintaro
    Oh, yeah.
[12:43] Shintaro
    Good morning, Tsutsumi-san.
[12:45] Tsumugi
    Good morning...
[12:47] Tsumugi
    You look really unwell.
[12:49] Tsumugi
    Shuichi...
[12:50] Shuichi
    Huh? Is it my fault?
[12:53] Shuichi
    Yikes, you're right.
[12:54] Shuichi
    Dude, you're as pale as a ghost.
[12:56] Shuichi
    You possessed or something?
[12:58] Shintaro
    Po—
[12:59] Shintaro
    Possessed by an angel...
[13:02] Shintaro
    Nah, I just didn't get much sleep.
[13:06] Shuichi
    Were you busy over the weekend? Work?
[13:09] Shintaro
    Kinda, yeah.
[13:11] Tsumugi
    Maybe you should skip school today.
[13:13] Shintaro
    Thanks, but I'll be fine.
[13:15] Tsumugi
    I'm worried about you because you live alone.
[13:19] Shuichi
    What's this, Tsumugi?
[13:21] Shuichi
    Aren't you being awfully nice to him?
[13:24] Tsumugi
    Huh?! I-It's a perfectly
    normal friend thing to do!
[13:28] Shuichi
    Then you should be nicer to me, too.
[13:31] Shuichi
    Aren't I such a good boy?
    I'm going to school on time again.
[13:34] Tsumugi
    Yeah, yeah, attaboy.
[13:37] Shuichi
    Your heart's not in it!
[13:41] Shintaro
    You've known each other forever, and it shows.
    You're like a comedic married couple.
[13:46] Tsumugi
    Married?!
[13:48] Tsumugi
    Never say that again, Tokumitsu.
[13:51] Tsumugi
    I really, really don't wanna hear it.
[13:53] Shuichi
    What? That overreaction
    actually hurts, you know.
[14:18] Towa
    Cleaning and laundry complete.
[14:28] Towa
    Shintaro-sama must be studying now.
[14:33] Towa
    He ate so much! That made me happy.
[14:40] Towa
    I wish he'd come back soon...
[14:49] Towa
    Actually, I wonder what
    he's going to do for lunch.
[14:54] Towa
    He said he'd be back by evening.
[14:58] Shintaro
    I'm starving... I'm so unhappy...
[15:05] Towa
    Shintaro-sama!
[15:09] Shuichi
    It's lunchtime!
SIGN    A day's worth
    of veggies
[15:12] Tsumugi
    Huh? Are you only having
    vegetable juice, Tokumitsu?
[15:15] Shintaro
    Uh... yeah. I'll get some bread
    later if it's not enough.
[15:20] Shintaro
    I ate too much for breakfast.
[15:21] Tsumugi
    You don't cook, right?
[15:24] Tsumugi
    I'm seriously worried about
    whether you're eating right.
[15:28] Shintaro
    I mean, I manage...
[15:30] Tsumugi
    But bread's all you ever eat for lunch.
[15:34] Tsumugi
    You won't get enough nutrition that way.
[15:36] Shuichi
    Yeah. Better eat tons of bread
    to keep that nutrition up.
[15:41] Tsumugi
    That's not how it works, you moron.
[15:44] Shuichi
    Huh?
[15:46] Shintaro
    I'm fine. To—
[15:48] Tsumugi
    To?
[15:50] Shintaro
    "Towa-chan cooks for me"? I can't say that.
[15:54] Shintaro
    The occasional staff meals at work help.
[15:57] Tsumugi
    You work at a casual restaurant, don't you?
[15:59] Tsumugi
    But not every day, right?
[16:02] Shintaro
    Well, yeah.
[16:06] Tsumugi
    S-So, uh... I've been thinking
    about this for a while.
[16:11] Tsumugi
    Sh-Should I...
[16:13] Tsumugi
    make lunch for you, too?
[16:17] Tsumugi
    Or something...
[16:19] Shintaro
    Huh?
[16:21] Shintaro
    Tsutsumi-san, you make your lunches yourself?
[16:24] Tsumugi
    Y-Yeah.
[16:26] Shintaro
    That's amazing!
[16:30] Tsumugi
    A-Anyway, I'm just worried
    about your diet as a friend.
[16:36] Tsumugi
    I make my own lunch,
[16:38] Tsumugi
    so adding one more won't make any difference.
[16:40] Shuichi
    For real? Then can you
    make lunch for me, too?
[16:43] Tsumugi
    Why? You get your mom's lunches already.
[16:47] Shuichi
    Don't underestimate a
    high school boy's appetite.
[16:49] Shuichi
    I can eat both!
[16:51] Tsumugi
    No. Too much work.
[16:53] Shuichi
    You literally just said another
    one won't make any difference!
[16:56] Tsumugi
    Making yours would make it three
    in total! And that's more work!
[17:00] Shuichi
    The heck? Come on!
[17:03] Tsumugi
    Ugh, just shut up already!
[17:11] Tsumugi
    Whoa! What's wrong?
[17:12] Shintaro
    Nah, i-it's nothing! Nothing!
[17:15] Shintaro
    The roof. Go to the roof.
[17:18] Shintaro
    I'll see you there.
[17:19] Towa
    O-Okay.
[17:21] Shintaro
    I just remembered I had
    something to do! Sorry!
[17:24] Tsumugi
    Tokumitsu?!
[17:25] Shuichi
    What, did he have plans
    to meet up with a girl?
[17:36] Student A
    Is all the stress making me see things?
[17:38] Student B
    Is it because I stayed up all night studying?
[17:41] Student C
    Is it because I stayed up all night gaming?
SIGN    Suspected Group Hallucination
[17:56] Shintaro
    Why? I told you not to come.
[18:00] Shintaro
    Besides, your wings were totally visible.
[18:04] Towa
    U-Um...
SIGN    The "Angel" Discovered
SIGN    The Modern-Day
    Loch Ness
SIGN    The 21st Century's
    Biggest Discovery
[18:06] Shintaro
    Man, what do I do?
SIGN    Breaking Exclusive Story
    Angels Are Real
[18:08] Shintaro
    If people find out that angels
    exist, it'll be all over the news.
[18:13] Towa
    I apologize.
[18:15] Towa
    I appear to have caused you trouble.
[18:18] Towa
    I was worried you might be
    going hungry without lunch...
[18:25] Towa
    I'll leave now.
[18:27] Towa
    Please eat this, if you'd like.
[18:31] Shintaro
    Towa-chan!
[18:36] Shintaro
    Hey, sorry for pouting when
    you brought lunch for me.
[18:42] Shintaro
    Let's eat together.
[18:45] Towa
    Sure.
[18:49] Shintarotowa
    Let's eat.
[18:54] Shintaro
    Yeah, the food you make is
    always great, Towa-chan.
[18:58] Towa
    Really? Thank you.
[19:00] Shintaro
    I guess she technically wasn't found out.
[19:03] Shintaro
    She must've been trying to be discreet...
[19:16] Shintaro
    Hey, it's that dish I said I loved last night.
[19:19] Shintaro
    You made it for me again?
[19:21] Towa
    It remained in my memory because
    what you said made me happy.
[19:25] Towa
    I want to learn more about the
    things you like, Shintaro-sama.
[19:32] Shintaro
    That's great. Thanks.
[19:35] Towa
    I'll cook lots of food for you!
[19:39] Shintaro
    Just not too much, please.
[19:41] Shintaro
    "Possessed by an angel"
    crossed my mind earlier,
[19:44] Shintaro
    but this isn't too bad, honestly.
[19:47] Shintaro
    If anything, I'm really lucky.
[20:31] Teacher A
    Hey.
[20:33] Teacher A
    Somebody come help me carry
    the materials for 5th period.
[20:36] Tsumugi
    Oh, I'll help.
[20:41] Tsumugi
    Where did Tokumitsu go?
[20:45] Tsumugi
    I actually went and suggested
    making lunch for him...
[20:49] Tsumugi
    I didn't manage to get a reply, though.
[20:53] Tsumugi
    Tokumitsu... Shintaro-kun.
[21:00] Youngtsumugi
    Where am I?
[21:01] Tsumugi
    In first grade, my parents and I visited
    relatives in the next town over.
[21:02] Youngtsumugi
    Mommy! Mommy!
[21:07] Tsumugi
    I wandered off on my own
    and ended up getting lost.
[21:14] (Flashback) Youngshintaro
    What's wrong?
[21:20] (Flashback) Youngshintaro
    Are you lost?
[21:23] Tsumugi
    That's when this boy helped me.
SIGN    Tokumitsu Shintaro
[21:32] (Flashback) Youngtsumugi
    Here! Here!
[21:34] (Flashback) Youngshintaro
    Great. Bye.
[21:38] Tsumugi
    Thinking back, he was my first crush.
[21:41] Tsumugi
    But then I didn't see him for nine years,
[21:45] Tsumugi
    and I'd even forgotten his name when...
[21:50] (Flashback) Shuichi
    I passed! I got accepted!
[21:53] (Flashback) Shuichi
    Awesome!
[21:55] (Flashback) Tsumugi
    Ugh... Three more years of
    going to school with Shuichi?
[22:01] (Flashback) Shuichi
    Oh, did you pass, too?
[22:03] (Flashback) Shintaro
    Huh? Oh, yeah.
[22:05] (Flashback) Shuichi
    Me, too! Let's be friends!
[22:09] (Flashback) Tsumugi
    What is wrong with you, Shuichi?!
[22:11] (Flashback) Tsumugi
    Come on!
SIGN    Admission Ticket
SIGN    Application Number
SIGN    Name: Tokumitsu Shintaro
[22:15] (Flashback) Tsumugi
    Huh?
SIGN    Application Number
SIGN    Name: Tokumitsu Shintaro
[22:17] (Flashback) Tsumugi
    Tokumitsu... Shintaro-kun?
[22:22] (Flashback) Shintaro
    That's me.
[22:30] Tsumugi
    I felt that fate had reunited us.
[22:35] Tsumugi
    But I haven't brought up what happened nine
    years ago for fear of being called a stalker.
[22:44] Tsumugi
    Huh?
[22:45] Tsumugi
    Tokumitsu.
[22:48] Tsumugi
    Huh?
[22:51] Tsumugi
    Huh?!
[22:56] Tsumugi
    What?!
[22:57] Shintaro
    You go straight home, all right?
[22:58] Shintaro
    Absolutely do not follow any strangers!
[23:02] Towa
    Got it.
[23:03] Shintaro
    Great. See you.
[23:05] Towa
    Um, Shintaro-sama?
[23:08] Towa
    Please come home soon.
[23:12] Shintaro
    I will.
[23:17] Tsumugi
    Tokumitsu... really was
    meeting up with a girl.
[23:25] Tsumugi
    Huh?!
[23:28] Tsumugi
    Wait...
[23:29] Tsumugi
    What?!
SIGN    A Cold Friend
[23:36] Shintaro
    Next episode: "A Cold Friend."

Season 1

E3 - A Cold Friend

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[00:01] Shintaro
    I'm home.
[00:03] Towa
    Welcome back, Shintaro-sama.
[00:07] Shintaro
    Sorry about everything today,
    and thanks for bringing me lunch.
[00:10] Towa
    Don't mention it.
[00:12] Towa
    I should be the one to
    apologize for flying so much.
[00:14] Shintaro
    Oh, yeah, that was definitely a shock...
[00:20] Shintaro
    Huh?
[00:21] Shintaro
    You did the laundry?
[00:23] Towa
    I did.
[00:23] Shintaro
    But I didn't teach you how to
    use the washing machine, did I?
[00:27] Towa
    I studied up on that beforehand with
    The Good Kid's Guide to Life on Earth!
SIGN    The Good Kid's Guide
    to Life on Earth
SIGN    Learn as you read!
[00:32] Shintaro
    Wow, The Good Kid's Guide
    to Life on Earth
has got it—
[00:36] Shintaro
    M-My underwear?!
[00:38] Shintaro
    Crap, I'd stuffed it in the machine 'cause
    I didn't expect her to do the laundry!
[00:44] Shintaro
    I don't think anyone other than my family's
    ever washed my underwear for me before!
[00:49] Shintaro
    Th-Thanks.
[00:50] Shintaro
    Control yourself. It'll make the
    mood all awkward if I blush here.
[00:53] Shintaro
    And then Towa-chan will apologize.
[00:56] Shintaro
    Stay calm!
[00:57] Shintaro
    Wow, look how neatly folded they a—
[01:00] Shintaro
    Why is there a bear?!
[01:03] Towa
    There was a hole in your underwear,
    so I mended it for you.
[01:06] Shintaro
    Kill me now!
[01:10] Shintaro
    Given everything she's doing for me,
[01:12] Shintaro
    it'd be weird to hyperfocus
    on the underwear...
[01:15] Shintaro
    No! That's exactly why I should!
[01:18] Shintaro
    Towa-chan.
[01:19] Shintaro
    I'll make sure to wash my own underwear.
[01:23] Towa
    What?
[01:24] Towa
    Did you dislike the bear?!
[01:26] Shintaro
    Oh, nah, it's more...
[01:28] Towa
    Shall I stitch a bunny from now on?
[01:30] Shintaro
    That's not the point!
[01:31] Shintaro
    Just let me handle everything
    related to my underwear, please!
[01:36] Towa
    O...kay?
[01:44] Shintaro
    From that day on,
[01:45] Shintaro
    washing my underwear in the sink
    became part of my daily routine.
SIGN    Studio Apartment, Good Lighting, Angel Included
[03:24] Tsumugi
    Gah! I need to know!
[03:28] Tsumugi
    I should've asked Tokumitsu
    about that girl I saw.
[03:33] Tsumugi
    But I couldn't.
[03:35] Towa
    And... flap, flap, flap!
[03:35] Tsumugi
    Say, Tokumitsu, who was that flying girl?
[03:40] Tsumugi
    There's no way I could've!
    Talk about delusional!
[03:44] Tsumugi
    Yeah, I was just seeing things!
[03:47] Tsumugi
    People can't fly.
[03:50] Tsumugi
    I was obviously seeing things! Obviously!
[03:53] Tsumugi
    I guess the shock of seeing Tokumitsu
    with some girl really got to me.
[04:00] Tsumugi
    I never got to confirm if I could
    make lunch for him, either.
[04:05] Tsumugi
    Tokumitsu...
[04:08] Tsumugi
    Gah, I love him!
[04:11] Tsumugimom
    Honey, you're taking awfully long in there.
    You haven't drowned, have you?
[04:15] Tsumugi
    Mom? I'm fine!
[04:18] Tsumugi
    I'll ask him about lunch again tomorrow.
[04:25] Towa
    What? You don't want lunch?
[04:28] Shintaro
    Yeah. I appreciate the thought, but...
[04:31] Shintaro
    I don't know how I'd explain it at school.
[04:34] Towa
    Shintaro-sama...
[04:36] Towa
    Have you really come to hate me?
[04:40] Shintaro
    Wha?!
[04:41] Towa
    Y-You insisted on sleeping on the
    floor by yourself last night, too!
[04:45] Shintaro
    That's bothering you?
[04:46] Shintaro
    I mean, we can't keep
    sleeping in the same bed!
[04:49] Towa
    You don't want me coming to school, either!
[04:52] Shintaro
    Okay, okay! I'll take the lunch!
[04:55] Shintaro
    Thanks!
[04:56] Towa
    Please come home soon.
[04:59] Towa
    I'll have dinner ready for you.
[05:01] Shintaro
    Okay...
[05:04] Shintaro
    Sorry, I have work today.
[05:07] Shintaro
    I won't be home until after nine.
[05:09] Towa
    Work?
[05:11] Towa
    I'll go with you!
[05:13] Shintaro
    You can't.
[05:15] Shintaro
    M-Man, I'm so lucky to have
    you make lunch for me.
[05:19] Shintaro
    And when I get home, there'll
    be dinner waiting for me.
[05:22] Shintaro
    I'm so happy, I could die!
[05:26] Towa
    Shintaro-sama's happy...
[05:29] Shintaro
    See you later!
[05:34] Shintaro
    I feel kinda bad for dodging
    the conversation so hard.
[05:38] Towa
    Shintaro-sama!
[05:45] Shintaro
    But it's true that I feel super fortunate.
[05:55] Shuichi
    Hey, Shintaro. Let's eat lunch together.
[06:00] Tsumugi
    Okay! Time to ask if I can make lunch for him!
[06:03] Tsumugi
    H-Hey, Tokumitsu...
[06:07] Tsumugi
    Huh?
[06:09] Shuichi
    You brought your own lunch,
    Shintaro? That's a surprise.
[06:12] Tsumugi
    Wait, what?
[06:14] Shintaro
    W-Well, uh, you know...
[06:16] Shintaro
    I saved an old lady I found collapsed on the
    street, and she gave it to me as thanks!
[06:20] Shuichi
    Seriously? Wow!
[06:22] Tsumugi
    Y-You're kidding, right?
[06:24] Shintaro
    Absolutely not.
[06:26] Shintaro
    Why does it matter, anyway?
[06:28] Shintaro
    Let's just eat!
SIGN    Shintaro-sama,
    All the best!
    - Towa
[06:32] Tsumugi
    Hey, wait...
[06:34] Tsumugi
    Did that say "Shintaro"—
[06:36] Shintaro
    Oh, man, I'm starving!
[06:38] Shintaro
    Towa-chan!
[06:41] Tsumugi
    Huh?
[06:42] Tsumugi
    A girl definitely made that
    lunch for him, right?
[06:46] Tsumugi
    His mom isn't in town or
    anything, right? What the heck?
[06:50] Tsumugi
    Huh?
[06:51] Shuichi
    Tsumugi.
[06:52] Shuichi
    If you don't want the omelet, gimme it.
[07:05] Shintaro
    I'm so worn out after that.
[07:08] Shintaro
    Why do I keep coming up with
    these half-assed excuses?
[07:12] Shintaro
    What am I gonna say tomorrow?
[07:14] Shintaro
    Am I gonna save an old lady every day?
[07:18] Shintaro
    I'm starting to think I'm
    kind of a wishy-washy loser.
[07:23] Shintaro
    Oh...
[07:24] Shintaro
    It'll be okay as long as nobody
    finds out Towa-chan's an angel!
SIGN    She's cosplaying!
[07:27] Shintaro
    Wait, the angel thing isn't even the point!
[07:30] Shintaro
    I don't want anyone finding
    out I'm living with a girl!
[07:33] Oldfortuneteller
    You...
[07:35] Oldfortuneteller
    You've got a cloud of girl trouble
    hanging over your head.
[07:39] Shintaro
    Whoa!
[07:41] Shintaro
    What's your deal?!
[07:43] Oldfortuneteller
    Just your friendly
    neighborhood fortuneteller.
[07:47] Oldfortuneteller
    Beware. You've entered a phase
    of intense girl trouble.
[07:55] Shintaro
    What kind of phase is that?
[07:57] Shintaro
    I don't know what you expect
    me to do with that information.
[08:00] Oldfortuneteller
    Oh, you just need to ward it
    off with some potent power.
[08:04] Oldfortuneteller
    These talismans are 10,000 each,
    but I'll cut you a deal: three for 30,000!
[08:11] Shintaro
    I'm fine, thank you!
[08:13] Oldfortuneteller
    Not for long, you aren't!
[08:16] Shintaro
    Yikes. Spiritual scam alert.
[08:19] Shintaro
    Close call.
[08:21] Shintaro
    But maybe the girl trouble part is accurate.
[08:24] Towa
    That's so mean!
[08:26] Shintaro
    R-Right. Towa-chan is no trouble!
[08:30] Shintaro
    Yeah, not at all!
[08:33] Shintaro
    Hello!
[08:35] Boss
    Oh, hey, Tokumitsu-kun.
[08:38] Boss
    How are you feeling?
[08:39] Shintaro
    Oh, right.
[08:41] Shintaro
    Sorry about leaving early on Saturday.
[08:44] Boss
    Don't worry about it.
[08:45] Boss
    I'm glad you're better now.
[08:47] Shintaro
    Yeah, I'm fine now.
[08:49] Shintaro
    I'll go get changed.
[08:51] Boss
    I'm counting on you.
[08:53] Boss
    By the way, Izumi-san's in today.
[08:57] Boss
    You know, the girl who
    was hired two weeks ago.
[08:59] Boss
    I guess this is your first shift together.
[09:02] Boss
    Play nice, okay?
[09:03] Shintaro
    Sure.
[09:07] Shintaro
    Wonder what she's like.
[09:09] Shintaro
    She works the floor, right?
    I'll go say hi later.
[09:20] Noel
    Huh?
[09:21] Shintaro
    Wha?
[09:23] Shintaro
    Che...
[09:25] Shintaro
    rr...ie...s...?
[09:32] Shintaro
    Oh, I-I'm sorry!
[09:42] Staff A
    Whoa, what happened to your face?
[09:45] Shintaro
    Nothing.
[09:49] Shintaro
    "Girl trouble," huh?
[09:58] Shintaro
    Th-Thanks.
[10:01] Shintaro
    Brr, cold! Is this frozen?!
[10:05] Shintaro
    Ah, she's telling me to ice my face.
[10:08] Shintaro
    Hey, uh, sorry about that.
[10:10] Shintaro
    I didn't think there'd be anyone in there.
[10:13] Noel
    It doesn't bother me.
[10:15] Noel
    It's my fault for not
    locking the door, anyway.
[10:17] Shintaro
    I'm Tokumitsu Shintaro. Nice to meet you.
[10:23] Noel
    I'm Izumi Noel.
[10:25] Shintaro
    Noel...
[10:27] Shintaro
    Bûche de Noël?
[10:29] Shintaro
    Wait, were you born on
    Christmas or something?
[10:33] Noel
    Yeah. Is that a problem?
[10:35] Shintaro
    Urk, now I've done it!
[10:37] Noel
    Anyway, I'm not bothered by what
    happened, so you forget it, too.
[10:41] Noel
    And we'll never speak of it again, okay? Bye.
[10:49] Shintaro
    She didn't even let me get a word in.
[10:51] Shintaro
    But...
[10:52] Shintaro
    Thank goodness!
[10:53] Shintaro
    I thought she'd file a complaint
    or something! I'm off the hook!
[11:16] Shintaro
    Forget it! Forget it! Forget it!
[11:19] Shintaro
    She said it didn't bother her!
[11:20] Shintaro
    Just forget it already!
[11:22] Towa
    You're a jerk, Shintaro-sama!
[11:25] Shintaro
    Sorry to you, too, Towa-chan!
[11:26] Shintaro
    Dunno why I'm apologizing,
    but I'm really sorry anyway!
[11:30] Shintaro
    Right. I forgot about the "how do I explain
    Towa-chan's lunches at school" dilemma.
SIGN    Shintaro-sama,
    All the best!
    - Towa
SIGN    Shintaro-sama,
    All the best!
    - Towa
[11:37] Shintaro
    Gah! I'm such a moron!
[11:39] Boss
    Oh, Tokumitsu-kun, you can clock out now.
[11:42] Boss
    You too, Izumi-san.
[11:44] Shintaro
    Oh, right.
[11:46] Noel
    Thank you for today.
[11:47] Shintaro
    Thank you for today.
[11:48] Boss
    No problem. Good work.
[11:50] Boss
    There are some new trial parfaits
    in the break room fridge.
[11:54] Boss
    Have them and let me know
    what you think later.
[11:57] Shintaronoel
    Thank you.
[12:04] Noel
    What? If you don't want to
    eat with me, I'll leave.
[12:08] Shintaro
    That's not it. Just...
[12:11] Shintaro
    I'm starting to get the feeling
    I'm just a hopeless person.
[12:18] Noel
    You did your job perfectly fine.
[12:20] Shintaro
    Huh? Thanks...
[12:23] Shintaro
    Not what I'm talking about, though.
[12:26] Shintaro
    Wait, was she... complimenting me?
[12:29] Noel
    Found the parfaits.
[12:35] Shintaro
    Hey, cherry par—
[12:41] Shintaro
    Crap! Forget about that!
[12:43] Shintaro
    Izumi-san said it didn't bother her!
[12:45] Shintaro
    Th-Those look great.
[12:51] Shintaro
    Wait, is it really bothering you after all?
[12:54] Noel
    Nope! Not in the least!
[12:57] Noel
    What were we even talking about?! I forgot!
[12:59] Shintaro
    Oh, yeah, same. I remember nothing!
[13:03] Shintaro
    Nothing about cherries...
[13:05] Shintaro
    Ah!
[13:07] Shintaro
    Way to put my foot in it!
[13:09] Shintaro
    S-Sorry.
[13:11] Shintaro
    I mean, of course.
[13:13] Shintaro
    There's no way a girl would be
    fine with being seen changing.
[13:16] Shintaro
    That was so insensitive of me.
[13:19] Shintaro
    Izumi-san, listen...
[13:23] Shintaro
    But first, the cooling in
    this room is out of control!
[13:26] Shintaro
    Where's the remote?
[13:31] Shintaro
    Huh? Are you okay?
[13:34] Shintaro
    You're trembling.
[13:35] Noel
    Don't touch me!
[13:38] Noel
    I...
[13:41] Noel
    I'm a yuki-onna!
[13:45] Shintaro
    Huh?
[13:52] Customer B
    Brr.
[13:54] Customer C
    The ice cream's so hard!
[13:57] Customer M
    Excuse me. Please raise the temperature.
[14:00] Staff A
    R-Right away.
[14:02] Noel
    I'm a yuki-onna!
[14:09] Shintaro
    I...
[14:10] Shintaro
    I see. A yuki-onna.
[14:13] Shintaro
    Angels are real, so I guess
    yuki-onna would be, too.
SIGN    Messed-up Understanding
[14:19] Noel
    W-Wait!
[14:20] Noel
    I didn't mean that! I was kidding!
[14:23] Noel
    The cooling's... so broken...
[14:26] Shintaro
    The more Izumi-san panics, the
    more intense the snowstorm gets?
[14:29] Shintaro
    Listen, calm down!
[14:31] Shintaro
    I'm surprisingly okay with the supernatural!
[14:34] Noel
    You... believe me?
[14:38] Shintaro
    Yeah.
[14:40] Staff A
    Boss, what happened to the cooling?
[14:42] Boss
    I don't see anything wrong...
[14:44] Staff A
    But it's so cold!
[14:46] Shintaro
    Get changed, Izumi-san.
[14:48] Shintaro
    I'll change in the hallway!
[14:49] Shintaro
    We need to get out of here!
[14:51] Noel
    Huh? O-Okay!
[14:53] Shintaro
    See you!
[14:55] Noel
    G-Goodbye!
[15:02] Shintaro
    We should be far enough now, right?
[15:04] Noel
    Y-Yeah, probably.
[15:07] Shintaro
    Huh?
[15:08] Shintaro
    Those parfaits...
[15:10] Noel
    I wasn't thinking straight
    and just grabbed them.
SIGN    Heating
SIGN    POW
SIGN    Set Temp
SIGN    Room Temp
SIGN    Mode
SIGN    Fan Str./Fan Dir.
SIGN    Temperature
SIGN    Menu
    
    
    
    
    
    Confirm
SIGN    Temperature
SIGN    On/Off
SIGN    Cancel
[15:21] Boss
    Huh?
[15:22] Boss
    It's starting to get warmer.
[15:40] Game
    Congratulations!
[15:44] Game
    Take some deep breaths now.
[15:46] Towa
    I did it. I cleared it.
[15:46] Game
    Inhale, exhale.
[15:51] Towa
    Games in the human world are so much fun.
[15:54] Towa
    I got engrossed in it.
[15:59] Towa
    Look at the time.
[16:01] Towa
    Didn't Shintaro-sama say
    he would be back after nine?
SIGN    Tokumitsu's lunch
SIGN    Is someone cooking for him?
SIGN    It can't be his mom...
    I think.
SIGN    Gah, I can't!
[16:16] Tsumugi
    I can't focus.
[16:19] Tsumugi
    Screw it! Ice cream!
[16:21] Tsumugi
    Times like these call for ice cream!
[16:25] Tsumugi
    I'm going to the convenience store.
[16:27] Tsumugimom
    This late? Be careful.
[16:30] Tsumugi
    I will.
[16:37] Shintaro
    The parfait was pretty good, huh?
[16:40] Shintaro
    Though it ended up more like sherbet...
[16:43] Noel
    Yeah.
[16:44] Shintaro
    We'll have to go give the glasses back.
[16:47] Noel
    Yeah.
[16:48] Shintaro
    And I didn't know we went to the same school!
[16:51] Noel
    Yeah.
[16:55] Shintaro
    Awkward...
[16:57] Noel
    Hey...
[17:00] Noel
    Do you really believe me?
[17:02] Noel
    I mean...
[17:04] Noel
    About the yuki-onna thing?
[17:10] Shintaro
    Yeah.
[17:12] Noel
    Why? Cooler trouble sounds
    more realistic, doesn't it?
[17:17] Shintaro
    Why? I mean...
[17:20] Shintaro
    Because you said so. And I believe you.
[17:26] Shintaro
    Honestly, I was thinking angels being
    real meant there'd be devils, too.
[17:31] Shintaro
    I wasn't expecting a yuki-onna, though.
[17:38] Noel
    What I'm about to say...
[17:40] Noel
    stays between us, okay?!
[17:46] Shintaro
    Okay.
[17:49] Noel
    My family's had yuki-onna for generations.
[17:53] Shintaro
    For generations?!
[17:55] Noel
    I don't know if it's in our genes or what.
[17:59] Noel
    My mother and grandmother
    were both born yuki-onna.
[18:03] Noel
    When we're mad, sad, or embarrassed...
[18:09] Noel
    We blizzard it up.
[18:11] Shintaro
    "Blizzard it up"? Like a boss...
[18:14] Noel
    I'm awful at controlling my emotions.
[18:18] Noel
    My little sister and the
    rest of my family manage,
[18:21] Noel
    but I always end up like
    that at the drop of a hat.
[18:26] Noel
    So I acted aloof and standoffish
    and tried not to make any friends.
[18:33] Noel
    I was alone all the time and
    started skipping school and stuff.
[18:39] Noel
    But once I started high school,
[18:42] Noel
    I thought this couldn't
    continue and tried to change.
[18:46] Noel
    At home, all I do is read
    manga or watch anime,
[18:50] Noel
    so I started working as a waitress to
    get used to interacting with people.
[18:55] Noel
    And yet...
[18:57] Noel
    Here we are anyway!
[18:59] Noel
    I caused so much trouble just
    because someone saw me changing!
[19:03] Noel
    I really should just hole up at home!
[19:06] Shintaro
    Calm down, Izumi-san!
[19:08] Shintaro
    It's my fault for walking
    in on you to begin with!
[19:11] Noel
    No, it's not!
[19:13] Noel
    It's my fault for recalling it despite
    trying not to let it bother me!
[19:17] Noel
    Why am I such a lost cause?
[19:23] Shintaro
    You were really trying, Izumi-san.
[19:26] Shintaro
    You greeted customers with a smile, too.
[19:30] Shintaro
    Even if people want to change,
[19:32] Shintaro
    most of them don't actually
    do anything about it.
[19:35] Shintaro
    I think you're amazing!
[19:37] Shintaro
    You're not a lost cause!
[19:53] Shintaro
    S-Sorry! Did I say something
    insensitive again?!
[19:57] Noel
    No, it's not that.
[20:00] Noel
    It's just the first time I've talked to anyone
    but my family about the yuki-onna thing,
[20:03] Noel
    and the first time anyone's
    reassured me like that.
[20:07] Noel
    Thank you.
[20:09] Shintaro
    You're welcome.
[20:11] Noel
    H-Hey, if you don't mind...
[20:15] Noel
    Could we be friends?
[20:23] Noel
    I've never actually had any friends,
[20:26] Noel
    so I might be terrible at friending, but...
[20:30] Shintaro
    What the heck is "friending"?
[20:34] Shintaro
    If you'll have me.
[20:37] Noel
    Are you sure? I'm a yuki-onna, you know!
[20:40] Shintaro
    Uh... Yeah.
[20:42] Shintaro
    Here's to our friendship, Izumi-san.
[20:46] Noel
    Noel.
[20:49] Noel
    Call me Noel.
[20:55] Noel
    C-Can I call you Shintaro?
[20:58] Shintaro
    Sure.
[21:00] Noel
    I made a friend!
[21:03] Noel
    I'm so happy!
[21:06] Shintaro
    Wait, don't yuki-onna melt away
    and disappear if they're exposed?!
[21:12] Noel
    No, no way!
[21:14] Shintaro
    Thank goodness.
[21:17] Shintaro
    Hmm? A feather?
[21:21] Shintaro
    Towa-chan?!
[21:23] Towa
    So it was you, Shintaro-sama. Good.
[21:27] Shintaro
    Uh, there's nothing good
    about this, Towa-chan!
[21:34] Tsumugi
    Huh? Tokumitsu?
[21:38] Shintaro
    Tsutsumi-san?!
[21:41] Tsumugi
    Huh?
[21:43] Tsumugi
    Wait... What?!
[21:46] Shintaro
    I'm Tokumitsu Shintaro.
[21:48] Shintaro
    Other than the fact that I live alone,
[21:50] Shintaro
    I'm a perfectly normal sixteen-year-old.
[21:53] Shintaro
    Or I was, until last weekend.
[21:58] Shintaro
    But, uh...
[21:59] Shintaro
    There's nothing normal about all this.
SIGN    The Real Deal Is Convincing as Hell
[23:35] Tsumugi
    Next episode: "The Real Deal
    Is Convincing as Hell."

Season 1

E4 - The Real Deal Is Convincing as Hell

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[00:09] Shintaro
    Wh... Why is this happening to me?
[00:14] Noel
    An...
[00:15] Noel
    Angel! She's clearly an angel!
[00:15] Towa
    You were late coming home, so I got worried.
[00:15] Tsumugi
    I saw this at school! I thought I was seeing things!
[00:18] Noel
    It's the real deal, right?
    She's flying, so she must be!
[00:18] Towa
    I figured I could fly since it was nighttime...
[00:18] Tsumugi
    Or did I really see what I thought I saw?!
[00:21] Noel
    And did she just call you "Shintaro-sama"?
[00:21] Tsumugi
    Wait, am I seeing things again?
[00:21] Towa
    Oh, I put peppers in the omelet rice for dinner.
[00:22] Noel
    Do you know her? Do you?!
[00:22] Tsumugi
    But those wings are real! This is real!
[00:23] Towa
    Are you okay with them?
[00:25] Shintaro
    Stop! I can't process all this!
[00:27] Shintaro
    Wait, why are you here, Tsutsumi-san?
[00:29] Tsumugi
    Huh? I just happened to pass by...
[00:34] Tsumugi
    Ugh, I'm in sweats! This sucks!
[00:37] Tsumugi
    I didn't expect to run into Tokumitsu!
[00:41] Shintaro
    Uh, for the time being...
[00:44] Shintaro
    Can we all pretend we
    saw nothing and go home?
[00:47] Tsumugi
    What? No way.
SIGN    Doom
[00:50] Shntaro
    Of course not.
[00:52] Shntaro
    What do I do?
[00:53] Shntaro
    I can't talk my way out of this.
[00:56] Shntaro
    How do I explain it?
[00:58] Shntaro
    There's no way I can get them
    to accept that she's an angel.
[01:01] Noel
    S-S-S-S...
[01:03] Noel
    Super cute!
[01:05] Noel
    And you look so soft!
[01:07] Noel
    So cute! Holy cow!
[01:09] Noel
    My favorite characters in anime
    and manga are usually the angels!
[01:10] Shintaro
    Well, she's very accepting.
[01:12] Shintaro
    Come to think of it, Izumi-san
    is a yuki-onna, isn't she?
[01:13] Noel
    I can't! An angel! A real, live angel!
[01:15] Tsumugi
    Wait, are you really an angel?
[01:21] Towa
    Yes, I am an angel.
[01:25] Towa
    I'm Towa the angel, and I came to
    Earth to learn more about humans!
[01:29] Towa
    It's a pleasure to meet you!
[01:32] Shintaro
    Towa-chan...
[01:33] Noel
    Whoa! The real deal!
[01:35] Noel
    I didn't know angels could be so energetic!
[01:38] Noel
    So cute!
[01:39] Towa
    Thank you very much!
SIGN    Studio Apartment, Good Lighting, Angel Included
[03:12] Tsumugi
    So, uh...
[03:14] Tsumugi
    She's an angel for real,
[03:16] Tsumugi
    she randomly showed up at your place,
    and she's been living with you ever since?
[03:22] Tokumitsu
    Yeah.
[03:23] Tokumitsu
    I kept Towa-chan's presence a secret
    because I didn't want to cause a fuss.
[03:28] Tokumitsu
    So... you know...
[03:29] Tsumugi
    I get it. I won't tell anyone.
[03:32] Tsumugi
    Heck, I don't think anyone would believe it.
[03:36] Tsumugi
    We do because we saw her flying.
[03:39] Shintaro
    Right.
[03:41] Tsumugi
    But why Tokumitsu's place?
[03:43] Shintaro
    Well, uh...
[03:45] Towa
    I just happened to sleep on
    Shintaro-sama's balcony for a night.
[03:51] Tsumugi
    Tokumitsu... you do realize
    you're way too kind, right?
[03:54] Shintaro
    Yeah, but Towa-chan had nowhere to go.
[03:59] Towa
    Shintaro-sama...
[04:01] Tsumugi
    Squee! Tokumitsu's so nice!
[04:04] Tsumugi
    I love him!
[04:05] Tsumugi
    And I love that side of him, but it bothers me!
SIGN    Shintaro-sama
    All the best!
    - Towa
[04:10] Tsumugi
    Wait, was your lunch today...
[04:14] Shintaro
    Yeah, Towa-chan made it.
[04:16] Tsumugi
    Got it from an old lady, my foot!
[04:19] Tsumugi
    Anyway...
[04:20] Noel
    You two live together?
[04:20] Tsumugi
    Why's Tokumitsu sandwiched
    between girls here?
[04:23] Towa
    Yeah.
[04:23] Noel
    I wish I could live with an angel, too!
[04:25] Tsumugi
    Hey, You're Izumi-san from Class 3, right?
[04:29] Tsumugi
    What are you doing with Tokumitsu this late?
[04:32] Noel
    W-Well...
[04:34] Shintaro
    You know Izumi-san, Tsutsumi-san?
[04:36] Tsumugi
    Yeah. I've seen her in the halls.
[04:39] Tsumugi
    They call her "Ice Queen" because
    she never talks to anyone.
[04:43] Shintaro
    Izumi-san has some kind of nickname...
[04:47] Shintaro
    She's about to blizzard it up!
[04:50] Shintaro
    W-We have the same part-time gig!
[04:52] Shintaro
    And we'd just left there!
[04:55] Tsumugi
    I see. So that's the deal.
[04:58] Tsumugi
    Huh...
[04:59] Shintaro
    Is she mad?
[05:01] Tsumugi
    That's a great idea!
[05:03] Tsumugi
    Maybe I should apply, too.
[05:07] Noel
    Shintaro, is this "Tsutsumi-san"
    a friend of yours?
[05:12] Shintaro
    Yeah.
[05:13] Noel
    And Towa-chan?
[05:15] Shintaro
    Yeah.
[05:16] Shintaro
    Though I don't know if "friend"
    is the right word...
[05:21] Shintaro
    Are you okay, Izumi-san?
[05:23] Noel
    Noel!
[05:25] Noel
    I told you to call me Noel.
[05:30] Shintaro
    Noel-chan.
[05:31] Noel
    Good.
[05:33] Tsumugi
    Huh? Why are they on a first-name basis?
[05:36] Tsumugi
    Wha?
[05:37] Towa
    I'm sorry, Shintaro-sama.
[05:40] Towa
    I shouldn't have come out here.
[05:41] Shintaro
    It's okay, Towa-chan.
[05:43] Shintaro
    Sorry I was late coming home.
[05:45] Tsumugi
    Them, too!
[05:47] Tsumugi
    I'm the only one not on a
    first-name basis with him?!
[05:50] Shintaro
    Phew. They had me worried for a moment,
[05:53] Shintaro
    but it looks like things have calmed down.
[05:56] Shintaro
    Okay, guys, time to go home.
[05:58] Noel
    Tsutsumi-san! Towa-chan!
[06:00] Noel
    Listen! I'm a yuki-onna!
SIGN    Bhew
[06:03] Towa
    Huh?
[06:04] Tsumugi
    Some kind of joke?
[06:05] Shintaro
    Why, Noel-chan?!
[06:17] Tsumugi
    What's going on?
[06:19] Tsumugi
    A snowstorm?
[06:20] Noel
    Like I said, I'm a yuki-onna, a snow woman.
[06:23] Noel
    Like, genetically!
[06:24] Noel
    I blizzard it up when I get too emotional.
[06:27] Shintaro
    Izumi-san, underwear!
[06:29] Noel
    Noel!
[06:29] Shintaro
    Worry about your underwear first!
[06:32] Noel
    I'm currently recalling how embarrassing
    it was when Shintaro peeped at me changing
[06:36] Noel
    to cause this snowstorm!
[06:38] Shintaro
    Stop being so misleading!
[06:40] Shintaro
    Towa-chan, don't give me that look!
[06:42] Shintaro
    Anyway, Noel-chan, could you stop
    blizzarding it up for a sec?
[06:49] Tsumugi
    She really is a yuki-onna...
[06:52] Shintaro
    Why did you say that, Noel-chan?
[06:54] Shintaro
    I thought the yuki-onna thing
    was supposed to be a secret.
[06:58] Noel
    Yeah, it is, but...
[07:01] Noel
    Towa-chan revealed that she's an
    angel and shared her secret with us.
[07:04] Noel
    I can't be the only one
    keeping things to myself.
[07:06] Noel
    That wouldn't be fair.
[07:08] Towa
    Noel-san...
[07:10] Noel
    You two are Shintaro's friends, right?
[07:12] Noel
    He promised me that he wouldn't
    tell anyone about my secret.
[07:17] Noel
    And you're my friend's
    friends, so I trust you, too.
[07:32] Tsumugi
    Listen, guys. I...
[07:35] Shintaro
    Huh?
[07:35] Shintaro
    She's a supernatural being, too?!
[07:38] Tsumugi
    I wet my bed until fifth grade!
[07:43] Shintaro
    Huh?
[07:44] Tsumugi
    I don't wanna be the only one with a secret!
[07:47] Tsumugi
    What else? Oh, when I was five...
[07:50] Shintaro
    We appreciate the thought,
    but you don't have to, really!
[07:56] Towa
    Noel-san, Tsutsumi-san, thank you.
[08:00] Towa
    You are both very kind.
[08:05] Tsumugi
    C-Call me Tsumugi.
[08:07] Towa
    Really? Tsumugi-san, then.
[08:10] Noel
    Can I ask you something?
[08:12] Noel
    Can you adjust the size of your wings?
[08:15] Towa
    I can.
[08:16] Towa
    They're a visualization of my power to fly.
[08:19] Tsumugi
    Oh, so that's why they grow over your clothes.
[08:22] Noel
    C-Can I touch?
[08:25] Towa
    Yes, of course.
[08:26] Noel
    Really?!
[08:27] Tsumugi
    Me, too!
[08:31] Shintaro
    I'm completely spent.
[08:34] Towa
    I'll get dinner ready right away.
[08:36] Shintaro
    Thanks.
[08:46] Towa
    Are you angry with me, Shintaro-sama?
[08:49] Shintaro
    Huh?
[08:50] Towa
    Those two found out I'm an angel
    because I flew without thinking.
[08:57] Shintaro
    I'm not mad at you.
[08:59] Shintaro
    But please don't do anything reckless
    like that again. It worries me.
[09:03] Towa
    Okay!
[09:06] Towa
    Noel-san and Tsumugi-san
    were both wonderful people.
[09:10] Towa
    I'm sure your good nature
    attracted them to you.
[09:13] Towa
    Like attracts like, after all.
[09:16] Shintaro
    I don't know about that...
[09:18] Towa
    That has to be it!
[09:27] Shintaro
    Coming! Who is it?
[09:33] Agent
    Tokumitsu Shintaro!
[09:35] Agent
    We know you're hiding an
    angel and a yuki-onna!
[09:37] Shintaro
    Huh? What?
[09:40] Agent
    He might have vampires and
    kappa, too! Search the place!
[09:43] Noel
    Shintaro!
[09:44] Kappagyaru
    Halp!
[09:45] Shintaro
    Wait, what are you doing here, Noel-chan?
[09:48] Shintaro
    And a kappa, too! Why is
    there a kappa in my home?!
[09:51] Towa
    Shintaro-sama!
[09:52] Towa
    Shintaro-sama!
[09:53] Shintaro
    Towa-chan!
[09:58] Shintaro
    Towa-chan! Towa-chan!
[10:03] Towa
    Yes? What is it?
[10:13] Shintaro
    Ugh. What an awful dream.
[10:16] Tsumugi
    Morning, Tokumitsu.
[10:18] Shintaro
    Oh, Tsutsumi-san. Good—
[10:20] Shintaro
    What's with the bags?
[10:21] Shintaro
    They're worse than mine! Is something wrong?!
[10:24] Tsumugi
    Urk... No, it's nothing.
[10:28] Tsumugi
    I got used to the idea
    of angels and yuki-onna,
[10:30] Tsumugi
    but when I realized he
    was living with a girl,
[10:33] Tsumugi
    it kept me up all night.
[10:35] Tsumugi
    But I can't say that.
[10:37] Tsumugi
    He seemed close with Izumi-san, too.
[10:40] Tsumugi
    They're both so pretty.
[10:42] Tsumugi
    I'm no match for them.
[10:46] Tsumugi
    Actually...
[10:48] Tsumugi
    Say, Tokumitsu.
[10:52] Tsumugi
    You're...
[10:53] Tsumugi
    You're not dating Towa-chan
    or Izumi-san, are you?
[10:57] Shintaro
    Excuse me?!
[10:58] Shintaro
    Of course not!
[11:00] Shintaro
    I only just got to know Izumi-san!
[11:02] Shintaro
    Same goes for Towa-chan!
[11:04] Tsumugi
    I thought as much.
[11:05] Tsumugi
    Heck yeah!
[11:07] Shuichi
    Morning.
[11:09] Shuichi
    Who's Towa-chan?
[11:11] Shintaro
    Uh, er...
[11:12] Tsumugi
    A-A distant relative of Tokumitsu's.
[11:15] Tsumugi
    Right?
[11:16] Shintaro
    Y-Yeah, that's right.
[11:18] Tsumugi
    She's making his lunches for him.
[11:20] Tsumugi
    The one yesterday was her, too.
[11:21] Shuichi
    Seriously? Lucky you.
[11:24] Shuichi
    Ask her to make mine, too.
[11:25] Tsumugi
    Huh? No way that's happening.
[11:27] Shuichi
    Aww.
[11:30] Shintaro
    Tsutsumi-san.
[11:32] Shintaro
    Thanks.
[11:35] Tsumugi
    Sure.
[11:39] Shintaro
    It's a relief to have someone
    to share your secret with.
[11:43] Tsumugi
    It kinda really makes me happy that
    Tokumitsu and I have our very own secret.
[11:50] Girl 1
    See you.
[11:51] Girl 2
    Bye-bye.
[11:53] Shintaro
    Today went by so peacefully.
[11:57] Shintaro
    Huh?
[11:59] Shintaro
    Noel-chan?
[12:01] Boy A
    Hey, who are you waiting for?
[12:03] Boy B
    Wanna go to karaoke with us?
SIGN    Ignored
[12:08] Shintaro
    Yeesh, the coldest of shoulders.
[12:11] Noel
    Shintaro!
[12:15] Shintaro
    What's up?
[12:16] Noel
    Don't give me that.
[12:18] Noel
    I've been waiting for you.
[12:21] Noel
    We're friends.
[12:23] Noel
    And meeting up to go home together
    is what friends do, right?
[12:28] Shintaro
    Huh?
[12:29] Noel
    And then they grab a bite together and stuff.
[12:31] Noel
    I know all about it.
[12:33] Noel
    Oh, how do you want to do
    the shared diary thing?
[12:36] Noel
    I don't mind buying it for us.
[12:38] Noel
    But we should probably pick
    something we both like, right?
[12:42] Noel
    In that case,
[12:43] Noel
    we should go look for one together!
[12:45] Shintaro
    W-Wait a second. I've got work today.
[12:49] Shintaro
    Don't you have a shift, too?
[12:51] Noel
    Oh, that's right.
[12:54] Shintaro
    Then let's walk to work together...
[12:56] Noel
    Nope.
[12:57] Noel
    This is my first time leaving school with
    a friend, so I want it to be memorable.
[13:01] Noel
    Let's save it for a day when
    neither of us has work.
[13:03] Shintaro
    Okay, works for me.
[13:06] Noel
    It's a promise!
[13:07] Noel
    See you!
[13:10] Shintaro
    Is this what she meant by
    "terrible at friending"?
[13:20] Towa
    A gig...
[13:22] Towa
    I wonder what Shintaro-sama's
    gig is, and where.
[13:32] Towa
    What? Kitty...
[13:34] Towa
    Do you know where Shintaro-sama's gig is?
[13:42] Staff A
    Tokumitsu-kun, could you restock
    the drink fountain's glasses?
[13:46] Shintaro
    Got it.
[13:51] Noel
    Table for one, yes? This way, please.
[13:55] Noel
    Shintaro!
[14:00] Shintaro
    Hard to believe she slapped
    me only yesterday.
[14:04] Boss
    Tokumitsu-kun, one moment.
[14:07] Shintaro
    What is it, Boss?
[14:09] Boss
    Listen, I know that my asking may constitute
    some kind of workplace harassment,
[14:14] Boss
    so you don't have to answer
    if you don't want to.
[14:17] Shintaro
    Okay...
[14:18] Boss
    Are you and Izumi-san dating?
[14:23] Shintaro
    We're not!
[14:24] Boss
    You go to the same school and all.
[14:26] Boss
    You don't have to hide it.
[14:28] Boss
    Relationships between
    staff aren't banned here.
[14:30] Shintaro
    Again, we're not in a relationship!
[14:32] Boss
    But when I asked Izumi-san about her shift
    schedule for next month, she said...
[14:36] (Flashback) Noel
    Put me down for all the days
    Tokumitsu-kun is working.
SIGN    Booyah
[14:39] Boss
    ...that.
[14:40] Shintaro
    Noel-chan!
[14:41] Boss
    Ah, to be young again.
[14:43] Shintaro
    We're just friends...
[14:45] Boss
    Really?
[14:46] Staff B
    Tokumitsu-kun, you're friends with Izumi-san?
[14:49] Staff B
    Wow!
[14:51] Staff B
    I wanted to be friends with her,
    so I asked her what her hobbies were...
[14:55] (Flashback) Noel
    You shouldn't talk to me.
[14:58] (Flashback) Noel
    If you get too close to me,
    disaster will befall you.
[15:00] Staff B
    But she shot me down.
[15:02] Shintaro
    Why does Noel-chan tend to act like
    such an emo loner with strangers?
[15:06] Boss
    Anyway, I just wanted to
    check. Sorry about that.
[15:10] Boss
    We're likely to be busy tonight,
    so could you help on the floor, as well?
[15:14] Shintaro
    No problem.
[15:18] Shintaro
    I'll get that.
[15:23] Shintaro
    Welcome. Can I take your... huh?
[15:27] Towa
    Shintaro-sama!
[15:28] Shintaro
    Towa-chan?!
[15:30] Shintaro
    Why are you two together?
[15:32] Tsumugi
    H-Heya, Tokumitsu.
[15:35] Shintaro
    I'm amazed you found this place, Towa-chan.
[15:38] Towa
    I asked a kitty to take me to your workplace.
[15:43] Shintaro
    Huh? And you actually made it?
SIGN    Dart
[15:46] Towa
    No, I lost the kitty midway.
[15:49] Towa
    But Tsumugi-san happened to
    pass by at the perfect time.
[15:52] Shintaro
    What the heck?
[15:53] (Flashback) Tsumugi
    I got this sudden craving for a parfait.
[15:56] (Flashback) Tsumugi
    I didn't know you would be here!
[16:00] Sign
    Sorry, Tokumitsu.
[16:01] Sign
    I was so curious about your
    relationship with Izumi-san
[16:04] Sign
    that I worked out your workplace
    from the park we were at last night.
[16:07] Sign
    I knew you worked at a casual restaurant,
    which narrowed it down. I'm really sorry.
[16:10] Shintaro
    I-I see... Anyway, your order?
[16:15] Shintaro
    Got it.
[16:16] Shintaro
    Two all-you-can-drink sets, coming up.
[16:21] Tsumugi
    Go on. I'll be with Towa-chan.
[16:23] Shintaro
    Okay. Thanks, Tsutsumi-san.
[16:27] Tsumugi
    Squee! A super-rare glimpse
    at Tokumitsu in work uniform!
[16:28] Shintaro
    What can I get you?
[16:32] Tsumugi
    What a hunk! And such a
    cutie-pie at the same time!
[16:39] Old Lady
    Excuse me.
[16:41] Towa
    Hi.
[16:42] Towa
    What's the matter?
[16:45] Tsumugi
    Hey, Towa-chan?
[16:46] Towa
    I was wondering if you needed help.
[16:48] Tsumugi
    Don't worry. The staff will help her.
[16:51] Towa
    But...
[16:51] Tsumugi
    Let it go!
[16:52] Tsumugi
    You're a customer, so it's not your job.
[16:56] Tsumugi
    Damn, this angel is a piece of work.
[17:00] Noel
    Here's your order.
[17:03] Towa
    Noel-san.
[17:08] Tsumugi
    I wonder if they work the same shifts often...
[17:11] Tsumugi
    But they're working, so they shouldn't
    have many chances to interact.
[17:15] Noel
    Shintaro, Shintaro!
[17:16] Noel
    The angel's here!
[17:18] Shintaro
    Huh? Y-Yeah, I know.
[17:22] Boss
    Izumi-san, one moment.
[17:24] Noel
    Coming.
[17:27] Boss
    I have to say, I love your energy today.
[17:30] Boss
    But could you calm down a little?
[17:32] Boss
    You're at work, remember?
SIGN    Shock
[17:38] Noel
    Shintaro.
[17:40] Noel
    I can't be your friend anymore.
[17:43] Shintaro
    What?
[17:44] Noel
    I can't be your friend at work.
[17:48] Noel
    I'm not yet capable of working
    and friending at the same time!
[17:52] Shintaro
    They're such different categories
    that I don't know what to say.
[17:55] Shintaro
    Uh... Okay, I understand.
SIGN    Sulk
[17:59] Shintaro
    Huh?! Uh, Noel-chan?
[18:01] Noel
    We're strangers now, so don't talk to me!
[18:05] Shintaro
    Why can she only think in extremes?
[18:13] Towa
    You were right, Tsumugi-san!
[18:15] Towa
    Melon soda with cola tastes so good!
[18:19] Tsumugi
    Yeah... Right?
[18:21] Towa
    What are we trying next?
[18:23] Tsumugi
    Sorry, I feel really bloated already.
[18:26] Tsumugi
    Can we order food instead?
SIGN    Cheese in Hamburg Steak
    Two types of cheese blended together,
    wrapped in steak, and grilled
[18:30] Towa
    Cheese in Hamburg steak?
[18:32] Towa
    I've heard of Hamburg steak,
    but with cheese inside?
[18:35] Towa
    Genius!
[18:36] Towa
    I don't have to taste it to know
    it's going to be delicious!
[18:39] Tsumugi
    Huh? I guess...
[18:41] Towa
    This is my first time visiting a restaurant
    on Earth, and I'm learning so much.
[18:45] Tsumugi
    Do you wanna order it?
[18:47] Towa
    Ye...
[18:48] Towa
    No. I've prepped for dinner
    already, so I'll pass.
[18:54] Tsumugi
    Prepped for dinner...
[18:56] Tsumugi
    Living with such a pretty
    girl who's also a great cook?
[19:01] Tsumugi
    Tokumitsu said they weren't
    dating, but still...
[19:04] Towa
    By the way, what exactly
    does Shintaro-sama do here?
[19:08] Tsumugi
    Huh?
[19:09] Tsumugi
    Isn't that obvious? He...
[19:12] Towa
    What?! "Gig" means a job?!
[19:16] Tsumugi
    What did you think it meant?
[19:18] Towa
    The Good Kids' Guide to Life on
    Earth
said "gig" meant "side gig,"
SIGN    The Good Kid's Guide
    to Life on Earth
SIGN    Learn as you read!
[19:23] Towa
    but I didn't know what "side gig" meant...
SIGN    Facepalm
[19:27] Towa
    But why?
[19:28] Towa
    Isn't Shintaro-sama a student?
[19:31] Tsumugi
    Well, plenty of students work part-time.
[19:35] Tsumugi
    Sometimes our allowances
    aren't enough to get by.
[19:39] Towa
    Get by?
[19:44] Tsumugi
    Sorry. Do you mind if I go to the restroom?
[19:47] Tsumugi
    I went too hard on the
    all-you-can-drink drinks!
[19:54] Shintaro
    Enjoy your meal.
[19:57] Shintaro
    I'm worried about Towa-chan
    and Tsutsumi-san...
[20:00] Towa
    Here is your menu.
[20:03] Shintaro
    Wha?
[20:05] Towa
    Have you decided what you want to eat?
[20:07] Towa
    May I take this plate away?
[20:10] Towa
    Have you gone to get your drink yet?
[20:11] Shintaro
    Miss!
[20:13] Shintaro
    What are you doing?
[20:15] Shintaro
    Sorry, I'll be stepping out for a sec!
[20:18] Boss
    Huh? Okay...
[20:20] Shintaro
    What are you doing, Towa-chan?
[20:22] Towa
    I thought I could help you out.
[20:25] Towa
    If you finish early,
    you can come home sooner.
[20:30] Shintaro
    Uh, no, I get an hourly wage.
    I can't finish early.
[20:34] Towa
    Hourly... wage?
[20:35] Shintaro
    Uh, I'll explain later.
[20:38] Shintaro
    For now, just know that
    you don't need to work.
[20:42] Shintaro
    It won't change the time I get off.
[20:44] Towa
    Is that so?
[20:46] Shintaro
    You really startled me there.
[20:49] Towa
    Um...
[20:50] Towa
    Are you being forced to work
    because I'm living with you?
[20:57] Towa
    Is it because of me that you
    can't get by without a side gig?
[21:02] Shintaro
    No, no. I was working before you showed up.
[21:06] Shintaro
    My parents send me money,
[21:08] Shintaro
    but I wanted to experience working
    while I was a high schooler.
[21:11] Towa
    But I'm doing nothing while you work here...
[21:17] Shintaro
    What are you saying? My life has
    gotten so much better with you here.
[21:21] Shintaro
    All I ever used to eat was convenience
    store or staff meals, but that's changed.
[21:24] Shintaro
    Having a clean apartment and
    fresh clothes feels so good.
[21:27] Shintaro
    You're a huge help, believe me.
[21:30] Towa
    Shintaro-sama!
[21:31] Towa
    I'll be waiting at home with dinner ready!
[21:34] Towa
    All the best with your gig!
[21:37] Shintaro
    Thanks.
[21:39] Shintaro
    I really appreciate it.
[21:40] Boss
    Wow, Tokumitsu-kun.
[21:42] Boss
    A love triangle... Ah, to be young again!
[21:46] Noel
    There you are, Boss.
[21:48] Boss
    Oh, Izumi-san.
[21:51] Noel
    I changed my mind.
[21:52] Noel
    Please schedule my shifts next month
    for days Tokumitsu-kun's not working.
SIGN    Girl of Extremes
SIGN    Noel
[21:59] Boss
    Tokumitsu-kun got dumped already...
SIGN    The Two After School, The Two After Schools
[23:35] Tsumuginoel
    Next episode:
[23:36] Tsumugi
    "The Two After School...
[23:38] Noel
    ...The Two After Schools."

Season 1

E5 - The Two After School, The Two After Schools

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[00:01] Shintaro
    Many things have changed since
    Towa-chan started living with me.
[00:06] Shintaro
    And of those many things, one stands out.
[00:09] Towa
    Oh, it should be ready soon.
SIGN    Keep Warm
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Reset
SIGN    White
    Rice
SIGN    Brown
    Rice
SIGN    Quick
    Cooking
SIGN    Mixed
SIGN    Timer
SIGN    Menu
SIGN    Porridge
SIGN    Time
    Setting
SIGN    Cooking
[00:18] Towa
    The rice is ready!
[00:20] Shintaro
    We've gone from ready-to-heat rice
    packs to using a rice cooker.
[00:24] Shintaro
    Which is a good thing, but...
[00:28] Shintaro
    Listen...
[00:29] Shintaro
    I feel like it's super weird to put
    the rice cooker next to the TV.
[00:33] Towa
    Is it?
[00:34] Shintaro
    I mean, you'd usually put it in the kitchen.
[00:37] Towa
    But if we did that, there
    wouldn't be any working space.
[00:41] Towa
    All the power outlets are in use, too.
[00:43] Shintaro
    I know, right?
[00:45] Shintaro
    That's part of the reason
     why I wasn't using it before.
[00:48] Towa
    I think it's fine here.
[00:50] Towa
    Makes it easier to serve the rice, too.
[00:54] Shintaro
    I guess it's okay as long as
    she doesn't find it weird.
[00:56] Shintaro
    Heck, I doubt rice is big
    in Heaven to begin with.
[01:02] Shintaro
    I know this is belated, but what
    do you do for your food in heaven?
[01:06] Shintaro
    What do you guys eat?
[01:07] Towa
    There's lots of variety.
[01:09] Towa
    The trees in our gardens
    provide plenty of food.
[01:11] Shintaro
    Oh, so mostly fruits and nuts and such?
[01:15] Towa
    Oh, no.
[01:17] Towa
    Not fruits.
[01:19] Towa
    Pop!
[01:20] Towa
    Hot food grows on the trees.
[01:22] Shintaro
    Why does that sound so familiar?!
[01:25] Shintaro
    Also, damn, Heaven has it good!
[01:27] Shintaro
    I cooked as a hobby, though.
[01:31] Shintaro
    Oh, do you want more rice?
[01:34] Shintaro
    Thanks, but I'll get it myself.
[01:37] Shintaro
    The cooker's right there.
[01:41] Shintaro
    You're right.
[01:42] Shintaro
    This might be the perfect spot for it.
[01:45] Towa
    Yeah!
SIGN    Studio Apartment, Good Lighting, Angel Included
SIGN    Living with him...
SIGN    Towa-chan!
SIGN    Angel for real!!!
SIGN    Seriously an angel?!
SIGN    Suuuper cute
SIGN    Coworkers!
SIGN    A yuki-onna?!
[03:27] Tsumugi
    Ever since the whole park scene,
[03:29] Tsumugi
    Tokumitsu's been asking me
    for advice about Towa-chan.
[03:34] (Flashback) Shintaro
    I was thinking of going somewhere
    with Towa-chan sometime.
[03:38] (Flashback) Shintaro
    But she doesn't have a smart card
    to use on the bus or trains.
[03:42] (Flashback) Shintaro
    Should I buy her one?
[03:45] (Flashback) Tsumugi
    You could do that,
[03:47] (Flashback) Tsumugi
    but you might want to go with a paper ticket
    at first so she can learn the system.
[03:51] (Flashback) Shintaro
    Great idea.
[03:52] (Flashback) Shintaro
    Thanks, Tsutsumi-san.
[03:54] (Flashback) Tsumugi
    Sure.
[03:56] Tsumugi
    Buy me one, though!
[03:58] Tsumugi
    Get me a smart card, and I'll
    make it my family heirloom!
[04:07] Tsumugi
    Thinking back, he's always
    been a bit special.
[04:13] (Flashback) Tsumugi
    Huh? You live alone, Tokumitsu?
[04:16] (Flashback) Shintaro
    Yeah. My parents moved abroad
    for work this spring.
[04:20] (Flashback) Tsumugi
    Why didn't they take you with them?
[04:22] (Flashback) Shintaro
    Well, I only speak Japanese.
[04:25] (Flashback) Shintaro
    And I wanted to go to high school in Japan.
[04:28] (Flashback) Tsumugi
    So you're in a dorm or boarding house?
[04:30] (Flashback) Shintaro
    Nah. I'm living in an apartment.
[04:32] (Flashback) Shuichi
    For real?!
[04:33] (Flashback) Shintaro
    I knew my aunt had a studio
    apartment lying around unused.
[04:37] (Flashback) Shuichi
    A studio...
[04:39] (Flashback) Shuichi
    Yo, that sounds sick.
[04:40] (Flashback) Shintaro
    My parents wanted me to live with relatives,
[04:44] (Flashback) Shintaro
    but I somehow convinced them
    to let me apply to this school.
[04:47] (Flashback) Shintaro
    I basically strong-armed them
    into accepting what I wanted.
[04:50] (Flashback) Shuichi
    You're pretty headstrong, huh?
[04:53] (Flashback) Tsumugi
    Wait, so you applied here because...
[04:56] (Flashback) Shintaro
    It's within walking distance of my aunt's
    apartment and fit my academic level.
[05:01] Tsumugi
    Thank you, Tokumitsu's aunt!
[05:04] Tsumugi
    It's actually a miracle that
    I got to meet him again.
[05:08] Tsumugi
    What's more, we're even classmates now.
[05:11] (Flashback) Shuichi
    You should probably avoid
    telling people, though.
[05:16] (Flashback) Shuichi
    You don't want weirdos using
    your place as a hangout.
[05:19] (Flashback) Tsumugi
    Oh, true.
[05:21] (Flashback) Shintaro
    Yeah, I thought so, too.
[05:24] (Flashback) Shintaro
    But I figured telling you two would be okay.
SIGN    Bang Bang
[05:29] (Flashback) Shuichi
    Y-You're not wrong!
[05:30] Tsumugi
    God, I love him!
[05:34] (Flashback) Shintaro
    Well, don't worry about it.
[05:36] (Flashback) Shintaro
    It's pretty normal.
[05:39] Tsumugi
    Even back then, I thought
    it wasn't normal at all, but...
[05:44] Tsumugi
    It was nothing compared to having an angel
    at home and a yuki-onna at the workplace!
[05:50] Tsumugi
    Oh, jeez!
[05:57] Tsumugi
    Towa-chan's a really nice girl,
    and I want to help her in any way I can.
[06:02] Tsumugi
    Same for Izumi-san.
[06:03] Tsumugi
    But it still bothers me when Tokumitsu
    talks to me about other girls.
[06:10] Tsumugi
    Maybe things would've been different if I'd
    made my move before Towa-chan showed up.
[06:18] Tsumugi
    If I'd offered to make lunches for him first...
[06:23] Tsumugi
    If I'd told him how I felt...
[06:28] Tsumugi
    I always regret the things I didn't do.
[06:33] Tsumugi
    But...
[06:34] Tsumugi
    But come on!
[06:36] Tsumugi
    Who would ever expect their crush to start
    living with an angel out of nowhere?!
[06:41] Tsumugi
    I don't deserve this, right?
[06:46] Tsumugi
    Gah, I'm the only girl around
    him who's completely normal.
[06:49] Tsumugi
    I have nothing to show off.
[06:51] Tsumugimom
    Tsumugi? Is something wrong?
[06:54] Tsumugi
    Say, Mom...
[06:55] Tsumugi
    I don't happen to be the descendant
    of some mythical being, do I?
[06:59] Tsumugimom
    Where in the world did that come from?
[07:01] Tsumugi
    Aww, why am I so normal?
[07:05] Tsumugimom
    It takes a lot to be normal, y'know.
[07:07] Tsumugi
    Sorry, but I'm not looking for
    a self-esteem boost right now.
[07:11] Tsumugi
    I want to get closer to Tokumitsu.
[07:14] Tsumugi
    I want him to l-like me.
[07:18] Tsumugi
    What can I do to make that happen?
[07:21] Tsumugibro
    Mom, I'm hungry.
[07:24] Tsumugibro
    Can I get a snack?
[07:25] Tsumugimom
    No snacking before bedtime.
[07:27] Tsumugimom
    Be a good boy and go take your bath.
[07:29] Tsumugibro
    Boo.
[07:31] Tsumugimom
    That reminds me.
[07:33] Tsumugimom
    Tsumugi.
[07:37] Tsumugimom
    I got this in a lucky draw.
SIGN    Missus Donut
SIGN    Gift Set
SIGN    yen coupon
SIGN    °Can be used for donuts and drinks up to 2,000 yen.
    °Please present this coupon to staff before paying.
[07:40] Tsumugimom
    It expires tomorrow, so go with your friends.
[07:43] Tsumugibro
    What? No fair, Sis!
[07:44] Tsumugimom
    You're not allowed to eat
    out after school, remember?
[07:47] Tsumugibro
    That sucks! High schoolers
    get to have all the fun!
[07:59] Tsumugi
    Thank you!
[07:59] Tsumugibro
    Why is it always her? Come on, Mom!
[08:01] Tsumugi
    I love you, Mom!
[08:04] Tsumugimom
    Gee, thanks.
[08:04] Tsumugibro
    Lucky you! Man, I want to go!
[08:06] Shuichi
    Mornin'!
[08:08] Shintaro
    Morning.
[08:09] Tsumugi
    M-Morning.
[08:11] Shuichi
    Whew, I made it to school on time
    again. Aren't I such a good boy?
[08:13] Tsumugi
    I'd like Tokumitsu and me
    to go, just the two of us.
[08:15] Shintaro
    Yeah, attaboy.
[08:16] Shuichi
    Praise me more.
[08:17] Tsumugi
    "Tokumitsu, why don't we grab
    some donuts on the way home?"
[08:18] Shintaro
    Good boy.
[08:18] Shuichi
    Your heart's not in it.
[08:20] Shintaro
    Attaboy!
[08:20] Tsumugi
    That's it!
[08:21] Shuichi
    What else?
[08:22] Shintaro
    Shuichi, did you finish your homework?
[08:22] Tsumugi
    To... To... To...
[08:24] Shuichi
    Why now?
[08:25] Tsumugi
    To... To...
[08:27] Tsumugi
    To... To...
[08:29] Tsumugi
    Fine! Shuichi can come, too!
[08:34] Shuichi
    Fish out of water much?
[08:35] Tsumugi
    This is a lost cause! I can't say it!
[08:37] Tsumugi
    If it were that easy, I would've asked
    him out and started dating him long ago!
SIGN    A tad optimistic
[08:46] Shintaro
    Man, I'm beat!
[08:48] Shuichi
    Let's head home.
[08:50] Tsumugi
    I didn't manage to get it out.
SIGN    Missus Donut
SIGN    Gift Set
SIGN    yen coupon
SIGN    °Can be used for donuts and drinks up to 2,000 yen.
    °Please present this coupon to staff before paying.
[08:53] Tsumugi
    I'm such a coward.
[08:57] Shuichi
    What have we here? A Missus D's coupon?!
[09:00] Shuichi
    Hey, it expires today. Let's go now.
[09:02] Shuichi
    Are you working today, Shintaro?
[09:05] Shintaro
    Nope.
[09:07] Shuichi
    Great. Let's go.
[09:08] Shuichi
    Missus D's! Missus D's!
[09:11] Shuichi
    Shuichi, you're the man!
[09:11] Tsumugi
    Missus D's! Missus D's! Missus D's!
[09:14] Teammate
    Hey, Seno. We first-years are
    on ball-cleaning duty today.
[09:16] Tsumugi
    Missus D's! Missus—
[09:17] Teammate
    No slacking.
[09:19] Shuichi
    I forgot I had club.
[09:21] Tsumugi
    Nope, he's a sham. I thought
    that was gonna work.
SIGN    The Counting Chickens Before
    They Hatch Grand Prize
[09:26] Shuichi
    Man, you're so lucky!
[09:29] Shuichi
    Keep me in your thoughts
    when you eat, Shintaro!
[09:32] Tsumugi
    Huh?
[09:33] Shintaro
    I feel bad getting to enjoy this alone.
[09:36] Shintaro
    Do you mind, Tsutsumi-san?
[09:37] Tsumugi
    Huh? Oh, it's totally fine.
[09:40] Tsumugi
    If anything, Shuichi...
[09:43] Tsumugi
    I have never been happier to call
    you a childhood friend than now.
[09:48] Tsumugi
    Thank you.
[09:48] Shuichi
    Why?!
[09:52] Tsumugi
    We did it!
[09:54] Tsumugi
    Too bad you're missing out, Shuichi!
[09:56] Shintaro
    Oh, sorry.
[09:58] Shintaro
    Can we drop by the library for a sec?
[10:01] Shintaro
    It won't take long.
[10:04] Tsumugi
    Okay.
SIGN    Library
[10:08] Tsumugi
    We've always had Shuichi in tow,
[10:11] Tsumugi
    so this might be the first time just
    the two of us are doing anything.
[10:16] Tsumugi
    Borrowing something?
[10:17] Shintaro
    I've been wanting to look into
    angels and other mythical beings.
[10:21] Tsumugi
    Huh?
[10:22] Shintaro
    I stayed up pretty late last
    night looking it up online,
[10:25] Shintaro
    but I kept getting similar results, maybe
    because I picked the wrong keywords.
[10:29] Shintaro
    Angels and yuki-onna are real, so I
    think devils and kappa might be, too.
[10:33] Tsumugi
    You're planning on running
    into devils and kappa now?
[10:36] Shintaro
    Not at all, but I'm still curious.
[10:40] Shintaro
    I realized I don't know much about the occult.
[10:46] Tsumugi
    Wait, did he just set a flag?!
    He just set a flag, didn't he?!
[10:51] Shintaro
    Books are great because you learn new
    and unfamiliar terms and concepts.
[10:56] Tsumugi
    I like this side of him. It's nice.
[11:00] Shintaro
    I'm glad we came together, Tsutsumi-san.
[11:03] Tsumugi
    Came tog—
[11:05] Tsumugi
    Oh, to the library, right? Duh.
[11:10] Tsumugi
    H-How about this one here?
    It might be informative.
[11:14] Shintaro
    Thanks.
[11:16] Shintaro
    You're always so helpful.
[11:18] Tsumugi
    Am I? Maybe because I look
    after my little brother.
[11:21] Shintaro
    Maybe, but I see it more as
    you're very ballsy and chivalrous.
[11:27] Tsumugi
    That's not the greatest
    compliment to give a girl...
[11:30] Shintaro
    It was like that back at the park, too.
[11:32] Shintaro
    You revealed your secret to put
    Towa-chan and Noel-chan at ease.
[11:37] (Flashback) Tsumugi
    I wet my bed until fifth grade!
[11:41] Tsumugi
    Hey, don't bring that up! That was
    just the only thing I could think of!
[11:45] Tsumugi
    And I'm not proud of it, so please
    forget about it right now!
[11:48] Shintaro
    O... Okay.
[11:57] Shintaro
    Oh, no. I'm too sleepy
    for all these big words.
[12:02] Tsumugi
    That is too cute.
[12:08] Tsumugi
    Huh... What the heck? Creepy!
SIGN    Kappa
    (Water Sprite)
[12:11] Tsumugi
    I thought kappa were just
    yokai that love cucumbers.
[12:14] Tsumugi
    What the heck is a shirikodama?
    Is it different from the soul?
[12:17] Tsumugi
    It's in the butt?
[12:19] Tsumugi
    Yikes! What does that even mean?
[12:21] Tsumugi
    Say, Tokumitsu. About these shirikodama...
[12:32] Tsumugi
    He did say he stayed up late last night.
[12:37] Tsumugi
    He's got both cool and cute sides.
[12:40] Tsumugi
    My secret, huh? Actually...
[12:52] Tsumugi
    My secret is that I'm in love with you.
[13:06] Tsumugi
    Huh? What's happening?
[13:08] Shintaro
    Probably a squall.
[13:09] Shintaro
    It should go away if we wait a while.
[13:12] Shintaro
    Sorry! We're stuck here
    because I fell asleep!
SIGN    Was
    asleep
    for an
     hour
[13:15] Tsumugi
    Nah, I took a nap, too.
[13:18] Tsumugi
    Not really, though.
SIGN    Watched him sleep
     for an hour
[13:20] Shintaro
    Good thing we have umbrellas, but...
[13:22] Shintaro
    It'll get pretty late if we
    wait for the rain to stop.
[13:26] Shintaro
    Maybe you should take out the
    donuts and eat them at home.
[13:30] Tsumugi
    Huh? Why?
[13:32] Shintaro
    I mean, you don't want to
    be too full for dinner.
[13:37] Tsumugi
    It's fine! We can do this!
[13:39] Shintaro
    Tsutsumi-san?!
[13:41] Tsumugi
    I'm definitely eating those donuts!
[13:43] Tsumugi
    With you...
[13:45] Shintaro
    I didn't know she liked donuts that much.
[13:48] Shintaro
    Okay.
[13:49] Shintaro
    Guess we're doing this.
[13:54] Tsumugi
    Uh, this is clearly no time
    to be going out for donuts.
[13:59] Tsumugi
    But...
[14:04] Tsumugi
    Are you okay?
[14:04] Boy
    Ow...
[14:07] Tsumugi
    It's broken.
[14:09] Boy
    Oh, no... If I go home to get a new
    one, I'll be late for cram school.
[14:14] Tsumugi
    Take mine.
[14:17] Boy
    Are you sure?
[14:18] Tsumugi
    Yeah.
[14:22] Tsumugi
    You're good.
[14:31] Tsumugi
    Take care. No running, okay?
[14:33] Boy
    Okay! Thanks!
[14:36] Tsumugi
    Sorry! I gave my umbrella away!
[14:40] Shintaro
    Yeah, you're amazing.
[14:43] Tsumugi
    Is he implying I'm amazingly stupid?
[14:45] Shintaro
    What now, though? Should we turn
    around and buy a new umbrella?
[14:50] Tsumugi
    Hey, you know what?
[14:54] Tsumugi
    Can you just let me share
    your umbrella like this?
[14:57] Tsumugi
    We're nearly at Missus D's.
[15:01] Tsumugi
    I said it! I went and said it!
[15:04] Tsumugi
    Why can I say that but not be
    able to invite him to donuts?!
[15:08] Tsumugi
    I don't get myself! I want to explode!
[15:14] Tsumugi
    Sorry! Let's go buy that umbrella.
[15:17] Shintaro
    Let's go straight to Missus D's.
[15:20] Shintaro
    Okay?
[15:22] Tsumugi
    Yeah.
[15:24] Tsumugi
    Oh, man. I am so normal.
[15:29] Tsumugi
    And so, so lucky.
[15:47] Shintaro
    I don't have work today.
[15:50] Shintaro
    It seems Noel-chan doesn't
    have a shift, either.
[15:53] Shintaro
    Which means...
[15:55] Shintaro
    Today's the day we leave school
    together like we discussed.
[15:59] Noel
    Shintaro!
[16:02] Shintaro
    I'm kinda worried we won't
    have anything to talk about.
[16:07] Noel
    So this anime's a "reincarnated
    in another world" story,
[16:10] Noel
    and its heroine is super cute!
[16:12] Noel
    She's a little out there,
[16:14] Noel
    but she gets things done,
    which is a nice change of pace.
[16:16] Noel
    Oh, and get this.
[16:18] Noel
    It has elves. Elves.
SIGN    Was worried
    over nothing
[16:20] Noel
    Hey, do you recognize this?
[16:24] Shintaro
    Oh, I checked out the free trial of the manga.
[16:27] Noel
    Oh, the manga's an adaptation.
    You should watch the anime.
[16:31] Noel
    It's on all the streaming sites.
[16:32] Noel
    Oh, but it's getting a rerun
    soon, so maybe wait for that.
[16:34] Shintaro
    Wow, she's really talkative.
[16:37] Noel
    Oh, I almost forgot!
[16:39] Noel
    Where are we buying the
    diary we're gonna use?
[16:42] Noel
    Friends gotta do the shared
    diary thing, right?
[16:45] Noel
    What kind of notebook would be good?
[16:48] Noel
    What do you think, Shintaro?
[16:52] Shintaro
    Hey, Noel-chan?
[16:54] Shintaro
    I need to tell you something.
[16:57] Noel
    I can't believe it. I didn't know
    shared diaries were not IRL.
[17:04] Shintaro
    Well, I couldn't believe you.
[17:06] Shintaro
    And what does "not IRL" mean?
[17:08] Noel
    Not real. Like something
    that only exists in fiction.
[17:11] Shintaro
    Come on, they're not dragons
    of legend or anything.
[17:15] Shintaro
    I think elementary school
    girls still exchange diaries.
[17:19] Noel
    Really?
[17:21] Noel
    Whew, I'm glad they're
    not totally fictional..
[17:26] Girl
    Wow, that girl's pretty cute.
[17:28] Boy A
    Huh?
[17:28] Boy A
    Isn't that Izumi-san from Class 3?
[17:30] Boy B
    Seriously? I've never heard her talk before.
[17:36] Noel
    Shintaro.
[17:37] Noel
    Tell me, is grabbing a bite on the
    way home a fictional event, too?
[17:41] Shintaro
    "Fictional event"?
[17:43] Shintaro
    I think that's pretty normal.
[17:45] Noel
    Really? Give me a sec, then.
[17:53] Noel
    Here!
SIGN    Rushed to get it
[17:56] Shintaro
    Are you sure I can have it?
[17:58] Noel
    Yeah, it's for you.
[18:00] Shintaro
    Thanks.
[18:02] Shintaro
    Here I go.
[18:04] Shintaro
    I haven't had this in ages.
[18:10] Noel
    Yeah, me woo.
[18:13] Noel
    'owwy, I gan'd dalg bwobery
    when I ead zomeding gold.
[18:18] Noel
    I guess I can't handle it
    when my tongue gets chilled.
[18:21] Shintaro
    Wow...
[18:22] Noel
    Hey! You thought, "But you're a
    yuki-onna," just now, didn't you?
[18:25] Shintaro
    Sorry, I kinda did.
[18:27] Noel
    I knew it.
[18:40] Shintaro
    Noel-chan, the trash goes here.
[18:51] Noel
    I'm glad they had that ice cream.
[18:55] Noel
    I considered getting pork
    buns or little nuggies, too,
[18:57] Noel
    but I figured going halfsies was
    more of a friends thing to do.
[19:02] Noel
    I spent so much time last night thinking
    about what to get after school today.
[19:07] Shintaro
    Huh?
[19:09] Shintaro
    You started thinking about it last night?
[19:12] Noel
    Yep.
[19:13] Noel
    I mean, it's a special day! It's my first
    time ever leaving school with a friend!
[19:19] Noel
    In fact, I was so excited,
    I had a hard time sleeping.
[19:25] Noel
    I've been somewhat sleep-deprived this week.
[19:27] Shintaro
    Have you?
[19:29] Noel
    Yeah. That other night was the same.
[19:33] Noel
    The night I told you I was a yuki-onna.
[19:37] Noel
    I'd never opened up about it before,
[19:40] Noel
    so my heart was racing even after I got home.
[19:43] Noel
    I was afraid it was only a dream.
[19:47] Shintaro
    I think I get what you mean.
[19:49] Shintaro
    I wasn't myself that night, either.
[19:52] Shintaro
    I had a really weird dream.
[19:54] Noel
    Really? What kind of dream?
[19:56] Shintaro
    Uh... There was a kappa.
[19:59] Noel
    A kappa? Why?
[20:07] Noel
    I'm glad mine wasn't a dream.
[20:11] Noel
    So, um...
[20:13] Noel
    Thanks, Shintaro.
[20:18] Shintaro
    Sure.
[20:25] Shintaro
    Well, I turn left here.
[20:27] Noel
    Okay.
[20:28] Shintaro
    See you.
[20:32] Noel
    Shintaro!
[20:34] Noel
    It'll be your turn to buy
    the ice cream next time!
[20:38] Shintaro
    Got it.
[21:05] Noel
    "See you," he said!
[22:42] Shintaro
    Many things have changed since
    Towa-chan started living with me.
[22:47] Shintaro
    And of those many things, one stands out.
[22:50] Shintaro
    The fact that someone's
    there when I come home.
[22:58] Shintaro
    I'm back.
[23:05] Shintaro
    Now there's another one!
[23:11] Shiu
    Perv!
[23:15] Shintaro
    "G... Girl trouble," huh?
[23:19] Towa
    Sh-Shintaro-sama!
[23:22] Shiu
    Towa-sama!
[23:23] Shiu
    I was right to be worried!
[23:26] Shiu
    I'm taking you back to
    Heaven right this minute!
[23:32] Shintaro
    What?
SIGN    The Attack of the Low Pressure Girl
[23:35] Shintaro
    Next episode: "The Attack
    of the Low Pressure Girl."

Season 1

E6 - The Attack of the Low Pressure Girl

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[00:00] (Flashback) Towa
    Tonight's dinner sides...
[00:04] (Flashback) Towa
    are Shintaro-sama's favorite stewed veggies.
[00:09] (Flashback) Towa
    Succulent stewed veggies.
[00:13] (Flashback) Towa
    Soft, squishy, and succulent...
[00:17] (Flashback) Towa
    Wh-What was that?
[00:26] (Flashback) Towa
    Shiu-chan!
[00:29] (Flashback) Shiu
    Towa-sama?!
[00:33] (Flashback) Shiu
    Towa-sama!
[00:34] (Flashback) Towa
    Why are you here, Shiu-chan?
[00:37] (Flashback) Shiu
    I messed up my landing!
[00:41] (Flashback) Towa
    Oh, dear.
[00:42] (Flashback) Towa
    You've got dirt all over you. Are you unhurt?
[00:45] (Flashback) Shiu
    Yes.
[00:46] (Flashback) Towa
    Let's get you in the bath, then.
[00:50] Towa
    And that's what happened.
[00:52] Shintaro
    I see. That explains it.
[00:55] Towa
    Introduce yourself, Shiu-chan.
[01:02] Shiu
    I am Shiu the angel.
[01:06] Shintaro
    O-Oh, nice to meet—
[01:08] Shiu
    Goodbye, then.
[01:09] Shiu
    Let's go, Towa-sama.
[01:11] Towa
    Huh? Shiu-chan?
[01:13] Shintaro
    Hey, wait! Don't take
    flight from the balcony!
[01:15] Shintaro
    There'll be chaos if anyone sees you!
[01:18] Shiu
    Let's hurry up and go home, Towa-sama!
[01:20] Towa
    Please wait, Shiu-chan! Calm down!
SIGN    Milk
[01:23] Towa
    Milk! Have some milk!
SIGN    Studio Apartment, Good Lighting, Angel Included
SIGN    Milk
SIGN    Serene
[03:07] Towa
    Have you calmed down?
[03:09] Towa
    You love your milk, don't you?
[03:12] Shiu
    I do.
[03:13] Shintaro
    There are angels this tiny, huh?
[03:16] Shintaro
    I guess that makes sense.
    I mean, Cupid's basically a baby.
[03:20] Towa
    Anyway, what brings you here all of a sudden?
[03:23] Towa
    You know we're not allowed
    to descend to Ear—
[03:25] Shiu
    I got permission from God!
[03:29] Shiu
    You haven't contacted us in so long!
[03:32] Shiu
    I was worried sick about you!
[03:36] Towa
    It's only been a week since
    I came to Earth, though.
[03:40] Shiu
    One week is long enough to be worried!
[03:43] Towa
    I'm surprised you found me, though.
[03:46] Shiu
    Heh. I'm your junior.
    Of course I can sense your aura.
[03:53] Shiu
    But...
[03:55] Shiu
    I didn't expect you to be in such a dump.
[03:58] Shintaro
    D-Dump?
[04:00] Towa
    This place isn't a dump, Shiu-chan.
[04:03] Towa
    This is Shintaro-sama's home.
[04:05] Shiu
    Shintaro-sama?
[04:07] Shiu
    Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Who is this human?!
[04:10] Shiu
    Is he... a man?!
[04:12] Towa
    Yes.
[04:15] Shiu
    Towa-sama, you can't live
    in a human male's home!
[04:19] Shiu
    Human men are nothing but perverted animals!
[04:24] Towa
    But Shintaro-sama is very nice.
[04:28] Towa
    Oh, I know. You must be hungry, right, Shiu-chan?
[04:31] Towa
    I made stewed veggies for dinner tonight.
    They're Shintaro-sama's favorite.
[04:36] Shiu
    Gah!
[04:38] Shiu
    You've cooked for a human male?!
[04:41] Towa
    Yes.
[04:42] Shiu
    Did you do this, too?!
[04:44] Towa
    I did.
[04:45] Shiu
    And I've been wondering this whole time.
[04:48] Shiu
    Who is this human?
[04:51] Towa
    This is Shintaro-sama.
[04:56] Shiu
    So it's you, punk!
[04:59] Shiu
    You're Shintaro!
[05:01] Towa
    No calling him "punk," Shiu-chan.
[05:03] Shintaro
    S-Sorry I didn't introduce myself.
[05:06] Shintaro
    But I've been here for a while.
    What did you think I was?
SIGN    A perv
[05:09] Shiu
    A perv.
SIGN    A perv
[05:11] Shintaro
    That was clearly not my fault!
[05:14] Shiu
    Shintaro...
[05:15] Shiu
    You made Towa-sama cook
    and clean in such a dump?
[05:19] Shiu
    The atrocity! The depravity!
SIGN    Kill
[05:24] Shiu
    I must kill you dead.
[05:25] Shintaro
    Eek!
[05:26] Towa
    Shiu-chan, I'm doing this because I want to.
[05:29] Towa
    And who taught you to
    speak like that? Bad girl.
[05:34] Shiu
    In that case...
SIGN    Maker
[05:36] Shiu
    You'll meet your maker.
[05:37] Shintaro
    I'd rather not!
[05:38] Towa
    Look, Shiu-chan, we have milk.
[05:41] Towa
    Drink some and calm down.
SIGN    Maker
[05:42] Shintaro
    Towa-chan, I don't think that's gonna fly!
[05:46] Shintaro
    Wait, you're drinking it?!
[05:49] Shiu
    All right.
[05:49] Shiu
    Time to go home, Towa-sama.
[05:51] Towa
    I can't, Shiu-chan.
[05:54] Towa
    God sent me to Earth to
    learn more about humans.
[05:59] Shiu
    Then let's at least step outside for now.
[06:01] Shiu
    Being in such a tiny room is suffocating.
[06:04] Towa
    But Shintaro-sama said it was
    dangerous to go outside...
[06:10] Shiu
    That makes absolutely no sense.
[06:14] Shiu
    How are you supposed to learn about
    humans without going outside?
[06:18] Shiu
    And what exactly does "learning
    about humans" entail, anyway?
[06:24] Shiu
    You're being trapped in here!
[06:26] Shiu
    You're above this kind of treatment,
    Towa-sama! It's not right!
[06:30] Shiu
    So you have to come back to
    Heaven with me right now!
[06:34] Towa
    But God chose me to
    represent all angelkind...
[06:44] Shintaro
    Did she just switch targets?!
[06:47] Shiu
    Shintaro.
[06:48] Shintaro
    Y-Yes?
[06:50] Shiu
    I'm sure you have your misgivings
    about living with Towa-sama, too.
[06:56] Shintaro
    Huh? Not really.
[06:58] Shiu
    Towa-sama is of a very high status.
[07:01] Shiu
    You know she lives in a
    completely different world
[07:05] Shiu
    from humans, especially commoners, right?
[07:10] Shintaro
    True... Life with her is full of surprises.
[07:13] Towa
    Aww!
[07:15] Shiu
    Then—
[07:15] Shintaro
    But you know what?
[07:18] Shintaro
    That's only natural, given she comes from
    a different culture and environment.
[07:25] Shintaro
    And, like, if I were ever to go to Heaven,
[07:30] Shintaro
    I'm sure I would do things that
    seemed strange to you angels.
[07:36] Shintaro
    Besides...
[07:38] Shintaro
    Everything Towa-chan does is
    always out of concern for me.
[07:42] Shintaro
    I was surprised, but also very grateful.
[07:47] Towa
    Shintaro-sama...
[07:49] Shiu
    What's with this human?
[07:52] Shiu
    Know your place!
[07:55] Shiu
    I can't leave Towa-sama in a place like this.
[07:59] Shiu
    I will take her back with me!
[08:02] Shiu
    Don't be fooled, Towa-sama!
[08:05] Shiu
    Humans are liars!
[08:07] Shiu
    I'm sure he didn't mean
    a word of what he said!
[08:11] Shiu
    Don't fall for it!
[08:12] Shiu
    Return to Heaven with me—
[08:14] Towa
    Shiu-chan!
[08:16] Towa
    Shintaro-sama is a truly good, kind person.
[08:21] Towa
    I believe in him with all my heart.
[08:25] Shiu
    How could you tell in just one week?
[08:29] Towa
    I can tell.
[08:31] Towa
    Shintaro-sama didn't just
    give me a place to live.
[08:36] Towa
    He scolded me out of concern,
[08:40] Towa
    even though I was a complete stranger to him.
[08:43] Towa
    That made me so happy.
[08:47] Towa
    I was excited about coming to Earth,
[08:50] Towa
    but I was also very afraid.
[08:54] Towa
    So knowing that there was someone
    here who worried about me
[09:00] Towa
    told me that I wasn't alone,
    which made me so happy.
[09:05] Towa
    So I want to repay him for
    the kindness he has shown me.
[09:12] Towa
    Shintaro-sama used to live alone,
[09:16] Towa
    but I want to be at his side and
    bring him happiness in life.
[09:20] Towa
    That's why I'll stay here.
[09:24] Shintaro
    Oh, man...
[09:26] Shintaro
    No matter how many times she
    says it, it still hits hard.
[09:29] Shintaro
    Who gets to hear a girl say she'll
    bring them happiness in life?!
[09:35] Shiu
    I... I...
[09:39] Shiu
    I refuse to accept this.
[09:41] Shiu
    You're a jerk, Towa-sama!
[09:45] Towa
    Shiu-chan!
[09:49] Shintaro
    Did she go outside?
[09:51] Shiu
    She's a careful girl, so I
    don't think she would do that.
[09:56] Shintaro
    So she's still in the building.
[09:58] Shintaro
    Hmm...
[09:59] Shintaro
    Do angels prefer being up high
    rather than close to the ground?
[10:04] Towa
    Oh, yes.
[10:06] Towa
    Heaven is high up, so we feel
    more at home in high places.
[10:11] Shintaro
    Which means...
[10:13] Towa
    The roof, you say?
[10:16] Shintaro
    Yeah. It's a rental garden up there.
[10:19] Shintaro
    And it should still be open at this hour.
[10:23] Towa
    Shintaro-sama, I apologize for all
    the rude things Shiu-chan said.
[10:28] Shintaro
    Oh, it's fine.
[10:30] Shintaro
    She was a bit scary, but I could
    see where she was coming from.
[10:34] Shintaro
    And besides, I feel like it all
    came from a place of love for you.
[10:46] Towa
    Shiu-chan!
[10:56] Towa
    I'm sorry.
[10:59] Towa
    You came here out of concern for me,
    and yet all I could think of was myself.
[11:05] Shiu
    You didn't do anything wrong!
[11:10] Towa
    Thank you, Shiu-chan.
[11:13] Shiu
    Towa-sama...
[11:15] Towa
    Shiu-chan...
[11:18] Towa
    Do you want a hug?
[11:25] Shiu
    I do!
[11:31] Shintaro
    Talk about a religious experience.
[11:33] Shintaro
    Kids will be kids, I guess.
[11:36] Shintaro
    She's got her cute side...
SIGN    Booyah
[11:39] Shiu
    Booyah!
[11:40] Shintaro
    Huh? Oh, is she trying to show off to me?
[11:44] Shintaro
    What the...
[11:49] Shintaro
    What? Are you going to explode?!
[11:52] Alexa
    You will be sent home in one minute.
[11:55] Alexa
    You will be sent home in one minute.
[11:56] Shiu
    No! Please don't, God!
[11:58] Shiu
    I wanna be with Towa-sama more!
[12:00] Shintaro
    That thing's a color timer?!
[12:03] Shiu
    Towa-sama... You really
    won't come home with me?
[12:07] Towa
    I won't.
[12:10] Shiu
    Please, please take care of yourself.
[12:14] Shiu
    I will always be praying
    to ensure you don't suffer.
[12:20] Towa
    Thank you.
[12:22] Shiu
    Shintaro.
[12:24] Shiu
    If Towa-sama spoke so highly of you,
    maybe you aren't a bad person after all.
[12:29] Shiu
    She's a good judge of character,
    and I believe in her.
[12:35] Towa
    Shiu-chan.
[12:37] Shiu
    But...
[12:38] Shiu
    If you do anything bad to her,
    I will make you meet your maker.
SIGN    Maker
[12:42] Towa
    Shiu-chan!
[12:44] Shiu
    I haven't accepted you fully yet!
[12:47] Shiu
    It's me!
[12:49] Shiu
    I'm the one who loves her more—
[12:54] Shintaro
    Wow, a magic trick.
[12:57] Towa
    I haven't been to the roof before.
[13:00] Towa
    These vegetables are cute.
[13:02] Shintaro
    Oh, the horsebeans?
[13:05] Shintaro
    Towa-chan?
[13:06] Towa
    Shintaro-sama...
[13:08] Towa
    What Shiu-chan said got to me a bit.
[13:13] Towa
    About how I was supposed
    to learn more about humans.
[13:17] Shintaro
    Oh, me too, actually.
[13:20] Shintaro
    I told you not to go out alone, right?
[13:25] Shintaro
    I didn't want to put you in danger.
[13:28] Shintaro
    But nothing would change that way.
[13:32] Shintaro
    So how about this? From now on, after dinner,
[13:36] Shintaro
    why don't we go out for
    walks and stuff together?
[13:40] Shintaro
    And once you're used to it, you can go
    out during the day, when I'm in school.
[13:45] Shintaro
    Instead of banning you from going out alone,
[13:48] Shintaro
    why don't we practice
    so you can do so safely?
[13:52] Shintaro
    What do you say?
[13:58] Towa
    Yes!
[13:59] Towa
    Shintaro-sama is too kind.
[14:03] Towa
    I'm truly glad I got to meet him.
[14:11] Towa
    Soft, squishy, and succulent...
[14:16] Shintaro
    What is that song?
[14:16] Towa
    Soft, squishy, and succulent...
[14:22] Shintaro
    A few days had passed since we started
    going out on walks after dinner.
[14:29] Shintaro
    It's not safe to cross when the lights
    are red or yellow, so stay put.
[14:33] Shintaro
    You can cross when the sign with
    the walking man lights up.
[14:36] Shintaro
    But make sure you look
    both ways before you do.
[14:38] Towa
    Right!
[14:40] Shintaro
    Let's go.
[14:42] Towa
    Wait. The man's not walking yet.
[14:47] Towa
    He's still stationary!
[14:48] Shintaro
    True!
[14:50] Shintaro
    I'm home.
[14:52] Towa
    You always say, "I'm home,"
    even when nobody's waiting here.
[14:58] Shintaro
    Huh? Oh, I guess it's out of habit.
[15:04] Towa
    Welcome back!
[15:06] Shintaro
    W-Welcome back to you, too.
[15:09] Towa
    I'm home.
[15:12] Shintaro
    What is this?
[15:13] Tv
    It's time for A Leisurely
    Stroll: Sweets Tripping!
[15:17] Shintaro
    It feels like Towa-chan
    can go out normally now.
[15:21] Shintaro
    Once she gets familiar with it, maybe she
    can learn how to take buses and trains, too.
SIGN    Super-popular sweets shops special
SIGN    All the rage online!
    
    
    
    
    
    Fruit Sandwich Store
[15:28] Shintaro
    Towa-chan... taking the train by herself...
SIGN    Ultra Super Far Station
[15:32] Towa
    Oh, no. I'm lost.
[15:36] Towa
    Eek!
[15:38] Shintaro
    Nope! I have nothing but concerns!
[15:41] Shintaro
    But she's gotta figure it out if she
    wants to learn about the human world...
[15:46] Shintaro
    But her safety comes first...
[15:49] Shintaro
    Yeah, it's too soon.
[15:52] Shintaro
    She can't use the bus or train yet!
SIGN    16-year-old who's
    slowly starting to act
    like the father of a child
SIGN    All the rage online!
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Fruit Sandwich Store
[15:56] Tv
    Here we have the recently
    buzzing store's top pick:
SIGN    A Leisurely Stroll:
    Sweets Tripping!
SIGN    Super-popular sweets shops special
SIGN    Strawberry Sandwich 680 yen (tax incl.)
SIGN    Shine Muscat Grape Sandwich 680 yen (tax incl.)
[16:00] Tv
    fruit sandwiches!
[16:02] Towa
    How pretty. They look delicious.
[16:05] Shintaro
    Huh... I think this place is just
    a train ride away if we want to go.
[16:09] Towa
    Go? To this store?
[16:12] Shintaro
    Yeah.
[16:13] Towa
    The shops on TV are real?!
[16:17] Shintaro
    What did you think?!
[16:19] Towa
    You said "dramas" were all fictional...
[16:23] Towa
    Wait, does that mean those
    fruit sandwiches are real, too?
[16:28] Shintaro
    I'm sure they are.
[16:30] Towa
    Wow! Such a pretty food really exists!
[16:36] Shintaro
    Wanna go?
[16:40] Towa
    I do!
[16:41] Shintaro
    Dude, I just said she wasn't
    ready to take trains yet!
[16:48] Shintaro
    Put this in the ticket gate.
[16:51] Towa
    Okay.
[16:52] Towa
    This is my first time taking the train.
[16:54] Towa
    I have seen one up close, though.
[16:56] Shintaro
    You have? When?
[16:59] Towa
    I flew next to one the day I came to Earth.
[17:02] Towa
    It was very pretty!
[17:03] Shintaro
    Hey, that's super dangerous! She has
    no self-preservation instincts!
[17:10] Towa
    Shintaro-sama! The ticket got sucked in!
[17:12] Shintaro
    Grab it when it comes out the other side.
[17:28] Towa
    Shintaro-sama!
[17:30] Towa
    The ticket won't come out!
[17:32] Shintaro
    Yeah, it doesn't when you're
    getting off. That's okay.
[17:36] Towa
    This town is so full of life.
[17:38] Shintaro
    Yeah. Be careful not to get lost.
[17:41] Shintaro
    I think the shop's over that way...
[17:42] Towa
    That way!
[17:42] Shintaro
    Wait, hold up! I just told you to be careful!
[17:51] Towa
    Let's go.
[17:52] Shintaro
    Huh? She's holding my hand...
[17:54] Shintaro
    No, wait, I guess that's
    my wrist, just barely.
[17:59] Towa
    Wow!
[18:01] Towa
    It's the shop we saw on TV!
SIGN    Shintaro's Choice
    Green and Red Apple Sandwich
    Honey and Greens Smoothie
SIGN    Towa-chan's Choice
     Mixed Fruit Sandwich
    Strawberry Milk Smoothie
[18:06] Towa
    Let's eat.
[18:08] Shintaro
    This might actually be my first
    fruit sandwich. Do you like it?
[18:15] Shintaro
    No need to wait for a response, huh?
[18:17] Shintaro
    Cute.
[18:21] Shintaro
    I'm glad we came.
[18:38] Towa
    Wow!
[18:40] Shintaro
    Wanna take a walk that way?
[18:42] Towa
    Yes.
[18:46] Towa
    A-A-A huge swan?!
[18:48] Shintaro
    Oh, those are called swan boats.
[18:51] Towa
    I read about a human play
    back when I was in Heaven.
[18:54] Towa
    One called Swan Lake.
    It was a very beautiful love story.
[18:59] Shintaro
    Ah.
[19:03] Shintaro
    Do you want to ride one?
[19:06] Towa
    Yes!
[19:07] Shintaro
    God, she's too cute!
[19:14] Shintaro
    Whoa, we're pretty close to the water.
[19:18] Towa
    You row with your legs, I see.
[19:20] Towa
    May I try, as well?
[19:22] Shintaro
    Sure.
[19:27] Towa
    Wow.
[19:28] Towa
    We're moving forward!
[19:36] Towa
    This is amazing. We keep going on and on.
[19:40] Shintaro
    Towa-chan! Your skirt!
[19:42] Shintaro
    Watch your skirt!
[19:48] Shintaro
    Swan boats are pretty nice, huh?
[19:50] Towa
    Yeah, this is fun!
[19:56] Towa
    Hello!
[19:58] Old Lady
    Oh, hello.
[20:01] Shintaro
    H-Hello.
[20:02] Old Lady
    My, such a lovely young couple.
[20:06] Old Lady
    Right, dear?
[20:07] Old Man
    Yes, indeed.
[20:10] Shintaro
    E-Excuse us!
[20:14] Towa
    Shintaro-sama, what's a "couple"?
[20:17] Shintaro
    Don't ask me!
[20:22] Towa
    That was so much fun.
[20:24] Shintaro
    I know, happy realization and
    all that... but is this a date?!
SIGN    Dango
[20:28] Towa
    Oh, Shintaro-sama, they have dango.
[20:31] Towa
    Let's go eat some dango!
[20:36] Shintaro
    S-Sorry.
[20:38] Shintaro
    But...
[20:39] Shintaro
    Holding hands and stuff...
[20:42] Shintaro
    is something only people in
    that kind of relationship do...
[20:46] Shintaro
    What am I even saying?!
[20:50] Girl
    I told you, I'm on my way!
[20:53] Girl
    You went somewhere else?
    Tell me that sooner, you jerk!
[20:57] Shintaro
    Towa-chan!
[20:58] Towa
    I'm all right.
[21:00] Shintaro
    What's wrong with her?
    She didn't even apologize.
[21:03] Towa
    I'm sure she's on her way to take
    care of something important.
[21:07] Shintaro
    Even so...
[21:10] Shintaro
    Sorry about everything.
[21:13] Shintaro
    Every time you get in danger here
    on Earth, it's us humans' fault.
[21:20] Shintaro
    We're a selfish bunch who
    only care about ourselves.
[21:26] Shintaro
    And maybe I'm the same...
[21:33] Towa
    If you don't care about yourself,
    you can't care about others.
[21:43] Shintaro
    Towa-chan's too kind.
[21:46] Shintaro
    I'm truly glad I got to meet her.
[21:55] Shintaro
    Sh-Shall we go get those dango?
[21:57] Towa
    Right!
SIGN    What Most Mangaka Are Like After Deadlines
[23:35] Towa
    Next episode: "What Most Mangaka
    Are Like After Deadlines."

Season 1

E7 - What Most Mangaka are Like After Deadlines

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[00:01] Shintaro
    It's gotten pretty late.
[00:04] Towa
    But I got to see many new
    sights, so I had lots of fun.
[00:08] Towa
    And the fruit sandwiches
    and dango were delicious.
[00:11] Shintaro
    Yeah? I'm happy for you.
[00:13] Towa
    What would you like for
    dinner, Shintaro-sama?
[00:16] Shintaro
    Oh... Why don't we grab some
    convenience store meals for tonight?
[00:20] Shintaro
    I'd feel bad asking you to cook this late.
[00:23] Towa
    Sure.
[00:32] Towa
    I'll get some hot tea ready in a moment.
[00:35] Shintaro
    Sounds good, thanks.
[00:40] Towa
    Someone's sitting outside...
[00:47] Mari
    Where've you been, Shin-chan?!
[00:49] Shintaro
    Huh?
[00:50] Shintaro
    Mari-chan?!
SIGN    Studio Apartment, Good Lighting, Angel Included
[02:30] Mari
    Yum!
[02:31] Mari
    This pork rib meal is so good!
[02:33] Mari
    I can feel it bringing me back to life!
[02:36] Mari
    Delicious!
[02:38] Shintaro
    She stole the meals so
    naturally. What the heck?
[02:43] Mari
    Sorry I couldn't come check on you, Shin-chan.
[02:47] Mari
    I seriously haven't been able to step outside.
[02:50] Shintaro
    You never do while you're working.
[02:53] Mari
    Right! The more seriously I take work,
    the more of a shut-in I become!
[02:59] Mari
    I draw every second outside of food and
    bath time, but I still don't get any—
[03:04] Towa
    Here you are.
[03:05] Mari
    Thanks.
[03:08] Towa
    Um, Shintaro-sama?
[03:10] Shintaro
    Oh, Mari-chan's my aunt.
[03:13] Shintaro
    She owns this apartment.
[03:14] Mari
    I'm Shin-chan's dad's little sister!
    I write manga for a living!
[03:19] Shintaro
    She's a manga artist.
[03:20] Mari
    That.
[03:24] Mari
    Yeet!
[03:25] Shintaro
    Are you drunk?!
[03:26] Mari
    Nope! I'm just tired as hell!
SIGN    Note: She's undergone special training to withstand this.
    Please do not try this at home.
[03:30] Mari
    I haven't slept for 72 hours!
[03:34] Towa
    So, what's a "manga artist"?
[03:36] Mari
    Huh? You don't know?
[03:39] Mari
    Sheltered rich girl?
[03:40] Shintaro
    Uh...
[03:41] Shintaro
    She writes stuff like this.
[03:43] Towa
    She's an author?
[03:45] Mari
    Hey, that's not one of my works.
[03:49] Shintaro
    I don't own anything you've put out.
[03:52] Mari
    Why? They're your aunt's works!
[03:54] Mari
    Be first in line to buy them!
[03:56] Shintaro
    I can't read them. The fact that you
    wrote all that ruins my immersion.
[04:01] Mari
    Then forget it!
[04:02] Mari
    Forget all about me!
[04:04] Shintaro
    Are you stupid?!
[04:06] Shintaro
    Anyway, that was our dinner you just ate.
[04:11] Mari
    I'm sorry! All those all-nighters
    without food or drink ruined me!
[04:15] Mari
    I can't think straight!
[04:17] Shintaro
    Yeah, well, I sympathize...
[04:19] Mari
    And still!
[04:20] Mari
    I had to wait for you 'cause
    you were gone! Sob emoji!
[04:24] Shintaro
    A grown-ass woman shouldn't
    be talking in emoji.
[04:26] Mari
    I'm doing it because I'm a grown-ass woman!
[04:28] Shintaro
    Sheesh. You should've grabbed
    something to eat while you waited.
[04:32] Mari
    Huh?
[04:35] Shintaro
    Yikes.
[04:36] Shintaro
    The extreme exhaustion and hunger have
    thrown her survival instincts out of whack.
[04:42] Shintaro
    So?
[04:43] Shintaro
    How long were you waiting by the door?
[04:45] Mari
    Since about 3 PM.
[04:46] Shintaro
    Ack. Why didn't you contact me?
[04:49] Mari
    I left my phone at home.
[04:51] Shintaro
    But why?
[04:52] Mari
    My editor installed a GPS tracking app on it.
[04:54] Shintaro
    What? That's creepy!
SIGN    Growl
[04:59] Towa
    I think I'll make something after all.
[05:02] Shintaro
    Sorry. We bought meals so
    you wouldn't have to cook...
[05:06] Towa
    Don't worry about it.
[05:07] Mari
    Oh, wait.
[05:09] Mari
    I brought cake. Want some?
[05:14] Shintaro
    Wait, is that a whole cake? What's the occasion?
[05:18] Mari
    Well...
[05:20] Mari
    It's my birthday.
[05:21] Shintaro
    What?
[05:23] Mari
    Yeah... Nobody's wished me
    a happy birthday all day.
[05:27] Mari
    I thought my editor would say something
    after I finished my work, but nope.
[05:33] Shintaro
    Wait, are editors meant to celebrate
    authors' birthdays with them?
[05:37] Mari
    So I decided I would eat some cake with you...
[05:41] Mari
    And bought my own cake...
    my own birthday cake...
[05:47] Mari
    Stupid editor!
[05:49] Mari
    Dummy poop head!
[05:51] Shintaro
    Wait, don't cry!
[05:52] Shintaro
    Don't cry, Mari-chan!
[05:57] Shintaro
    Happy birthday to you.
[06:01] Shintaro
    Happy birthday to you.
SIGN    Mari-chan
    Happy 28th Birthday
[06:05] Shintaro
    Happy birthday, dear Mari-chan.
[06:10] Shintaro
    Happy birthday to you.
[06:15] Shintaro
    Seriously, what even is this?
[06:21] Mari
    I'm so sorry.
[06:23] Mari
    My emotions are always a
    mess right after a deadline.
[06:26] Mari
    I think my nerves are frayed or something...
[06:29] Towa
    Please don't cry.
[06:31] Mari
    Thanks.
[06:33] Mari
    Thank you. You're so nice, miss.
[06:37] Mari
    Wub.
[06:39] Mari
    So, who is she?
[06:41] Shintaro
    You ask now?
[06:42] Mari
    Well, I've been wondering who
    this pretty young lady is.
[06:45] Shintaro
    Yeah, okay, I did kinda
    forget to introduce her!
[06:49] Shintaro
    Hang on! How am I supposed to explain this?
[06:53] Shintaro
    I'm having a girl live with me
    without my landlady's permission.
[06:56] Shintaro
    Won't that get me in trouble?
[06:58] Shintaro
    And there's no way I can
    tell her she's an angel.
[07:01] Towa
    My apologies for not introducing
    myself sooner. My name is Towa.
[07:05] Towa
    Shintaro-sama has helped me out a great deal,
[07:08] Towa
    and I've always wanted to thank
    the owner of this apartment—
[07:10] Shintaro
    Oh, s-s-stop right there, Towa-chan!
[07:13] Shintaro
    We probably shouldn't reveal
    that she's living with me!
[07:16] Shintaro
    Which means we need a
    plausible cover story...
[07:20] Mari
    Oh!
[07:21] Mari
    Is Towa-chan your girlfriend?
[07:25] Shintaro
    Classmate!
[07:26] Mari
    Really?
[07:27] Mari
    You can tell me the truth.
    Way to go, playboy.
[07:30] Shintaro
    W-We're on the school festival
    committee, so we're having a meeting.
[07:34] Mari
    Aren't school festivals held in the fall?
[07:36] Mari
    You're making arrangements early.
[07:38] Shintaro
    Yeah...
[07:40] Shintaro
    There I go again, making up
    stupid excuses on the spot.
[07:44] Mari
    I see.
[07:46] Mari
    Towa-chan, how's Shin-chan at school?
[07:49] Mari
    Is he being a good boy?
    Is he a hit with the ladies?
[07:51] Towa
    A hit?
[07:52] Shintaro
    What are you asking her?!
[07:54] Mari
    Hey, I'm your guardian now.
    I have the right to know.
[07:59] Shintaro
    No, you don't!
[08:01] Mari
    Towa-chan! Shin-chan's being mean to me!
[08:04] Mari
    Me, who changed his diapers
    and gave him milk!
[08:07] Shintaro
    Hey, hold on a second now!
    That's playing dirty!
[08:10] Towa
    Diapers and milk? Really?
[08:12] Mari
    You see, I lived in the same neighborhood
    as Shin-chan back when he was little.
[08:16] Mari
    My brother and his wife both worked,
    so I looked after him often.
[08:22] (Flashback) Yung Shintaro
    Mari-cha... Waz this?
[08:24] (Flashback) Mari
    Hmm? Oh, this?
[08:25] Mari
    He was such a little angel!
[08:28] Mari
    So gosh darn adorable.
[08:30] Towa
    Wow.
[08:31] Towa
    I would've loved to have
    met little Shintaro-sama.
[08:35] Mari
    Want me to bring pics next time?
[08:37] Shintaro
    Do not! Please!
[08:39] Mari
    What's the big deal? You were cute!
[08:42] Shintaro
    It's still embarrassing!
[08:43] Mari
    Whew, check out Mr. Teenage Angst.
[08:46] Mari
    By the way...
[08:47] Mari
    Why does she call you "Shintaro-sama"?
[08:50] Shintaro
    Good question, actually. I stopped
    questioning it 'cause I got so used to it.
[08:54] Mari
    Are you making her call you that?
[08:57] Shintaro
    No! Quit backing away
    slowly! It's my nickname!
[09:00] Shintaro
    Everyone in school calls me that as a joke!
[09:03] Mari
    What the heck? That's so funny.
SIGN    Pfft
[09:06] Shintaro
    One stupid lie after another.
SIGN    Mari-chan
    Happy 28th Birthday
[09:18] Towa
    I'll go make some tea.
[09:20] Shintaro
    Oh, thanks.
[09:22] Mari
    She's really thoughtful. Such a nice girl.
[09:26] Shintaro
    Yeah.
[09:28] Mari
    Is she really an angel?
[09:30] Mari
    I wish she'd join our family.
[09:33] Mari
    Wait, why are you blushing?
[09:35] Mari
    I meant I'd marry her, not you.
[09:39] Mari
    So, how's it look?
[09:41] Mari
    Think you got a chance?
[09:42] Shintaro
    Again, it's not like that!
[09:44] Mari
    Shucks.
[09:47] Mari
    Mind if I use the bathroom?
[09:48] Shintaro
    Go ahead.
[09:52] Mari
    Say, why do you have two toothbrushes?
[09:55] Shintaro
    I prefer to use separate ones
    for front and back teeth!
[09:59] Mari
    You do?
[10:01] Shintaro
    Ugh, she's too perceptive for
    someone running on no sleep.
[10:09] Mari
    Ugh. The brain fog's finally clearing up.
[10:12] Mari
    I can sense the carbs
    circulating in my brain.
[10:15] Mari
    I feel human again.
[10:20] Mari
    But I can't believe Shin-chan
    invited a girl over.
[10:25] Mari
    I always thought he was the passive
    type, so this is a pleasant surprise.
[10:28] Mari
    Well, he does live alone.
    He can invite whoever he wants.
[10:33] Mari
    Whoever he wants...
[10:35] Mari
    Do whatever he wants...
[10:37] Mari
    Living alone...
SIGN    Living alone
[10:39] Mari
    Having girls over...
SIGN    Having girls over
[10:40] Mari
    A private space!
SIGN    Private
SIGN    Space
[10:43] Mari
    Shin-chan! Don't you dare
    dabble in drugs or orgies!
[10:46] Shintaro
    What are you even saying?!
[10:48] Towa
    Org—
[10:48] Shintaro
    And Towa-chan! Don't repeat after her!
[10:53] Mari
    That was great.
[10:55] Mari
    Thanks, Towa-chan.
[10:57] Towa
    You're welcome.
[10:59] Mari
    But you should probably
    think about going home soon.
[11:02] Mari
    It's getting late.
[11:04] Mari
    Let's walk her home, Shin-chan.
[11:07] Shintaro
    Uh, well...
[11:08] Mari
    Her family is going to
    start worrying about her.
[11:12] Shintaro
    You're right about that.
[11:14] Shintaro
    Yeah, I should've seen this coming.
[11:16] Mari
    Let's hit up the convenience
    store after we walk her.
[11:20] Towa
    U-Um... er...
[11:25] Towa
    Wh-What do we do? Where am I supposed to go?
[11:29] Shintaro
    Split off at some point,
[11:31] Shintaro
    and then fly to the balcony,
    taking utmost care not to be seen.
[11:34] Shintaro
    Can you wait there until Mari-chan leaves?
[11:37] Towa
    Got it.
[11:39] Mari
    What are you two whispering about?
[11:42] Mari
    Boo, boo.
[11:44] Shintaro
    We were just discussing the school festival.
[11:47] Mari
    Oh, right.
[11:48] Mari
    I'm so sorry, Towa-chan.
[11:51] Mari
    I interrupted your meeting.
[11:53] Towa
    D-Don't be.
[11:54] Mari
    Should I come explain to your family
    why you're getting home so late?
[11:59] Towa
    You don't have to.
[12:02] Towa
    I-I'll be fine from here.
[12:04] Shintaro
    O-Okay.
[12:06] Shintaro
    Uh... See you.
[12:08] Towa
    Bye. Goodnight.
[12:11] Mari
    Towa-chan!
[12:15] Towa
    Auntie Mari-chan?
[12:17] Mari
    Just Mari's fine.
[12:19] Towa
    Miss Mari-chan, then.
[12:21] Mari
    You see, Towa-chan,
[12:22] Mari
    Shin-chan can be a bit shy,
    but he's a very nice boy.
[12:28] Mari
    I can promise you that.
[12:30] Mari
    Please continue to spend time
    with him, if you don't mind.
[12:36] Towa
    I will.
[12:38] Mari
    Bye.
[12:39] Towa
    Goodnight.
[12:42] Shintaro
    How long does Mari-chan
    intend to stay, anyway?
[12:54] Towa
    I'm pretty sure nobody saw me.
[12:57] Towa
    Are Shintaro-sama and Miss Mari-chan back?
[13:00] Shintaro
    What were you and Towa-chan talking about?
[13:03] Mari
    Secret.
[13:05] Shintaro
    Anyway, once you finish that,
    you should get going, too.
[13:08] Mari
    I'm not going anywhere tonight.
[13:10] Shintaro
    Huh?
[13:11] Mari
    I bought a sleepover kit while
    I was at the convenience store.
[13:15] Mari
    I stocked up on booze, too.
[13:16] Shintaro
    Hey, go home!
[13:18] Mari
    Why the sudden change in treatment?
[13:21] Shintaro
    No, seriously, you need to leave.
[13:23] Shintaro
    Towa-chan will have to spend the
    night on the balcony otherwise!
SIGN    Déjà vu
[13:27] Mari
    No way. I'd have to get back
    to work if I went home.
SIGN    Scree!!
[13:30] Mari
    Not happening! I can't work with
    an editor who forgets my birthday!
[13:35] Mari
    Absolutely not! I refuse!
[13:38] Shintaro
    Has she ever heard of professionalism?
[13:40] Mari
    Jerk! Dummy! Kida, you dummy!
[13:43] Shintaro
    "Kida"?
[13:44] Shintaro
    Wait, your publisher is Squeemix, right?
[13:49] Mari
    Yeah, why?
[13:51] Shintaro
    Then are you talking about Kida Mitsuru-san?!
[13:54] Shintaro
    Of Overnight Oil Baron and The Legend
    of the Rowdy Feudal Lord
fame?!
[13:58] Mari
    Huh? Why do you know an editor's name?
[14:01] Shintaro
    He's mentioned in the
    afterwords and imprints!
[14:03] Shintaro
    I'm a huge fan of the stuff Kida-san edits!
[14:06] Shintaro
    And I read Oil Baron weekly!
[14:08] Shintaro
    It's getting a Hollywood adaptation, right?
[14:09] Mari
    Yikes, Shin-chan, you're scaring me.
[14:12] Mari
    Or creeping me out, actually.
[14:13] Shintaro
    I mean, he's a superstar editor!
[14:16] Shintaro
    All the authors he manages
    are household names, too!
[14:20] Mari
    Yeah, well, I'm no household name.
[14:23] Mari
    That's why my editor doesn't care about me.
[14:26] Shintaro
    Sorry, sorry!
[14:27] Shintaro
    I'm sure you're popular,
    too! Not that I know!
[14:30] Mari
    You don't?!
[14:31] Shintaro
    You got that one anime adaptation, too!
[14:33] Mari
    Yeah, years ago!
[14:34] Shintaro
    Your schedule's packed, right?
    That proves your work's popular!
[14:37] Mari
    Manga takes the same amount of
    work regardless of popularity.
[14:41] Mari
    It's fine, really.
[14:43] Mari
    I'm a constant reminder to Kida of how
    much of a dead weight failed authors are.
[14:48] Mari
    I'm providing value to the magazine as
    a shining example of what not to do.
[14:52] Shintaro
    Please stop with the self-affirming
    self-deprecation.
[14:55] Mari
    Anyway, I'm spending the night here!
[14:57] Mari
    I'll sleep on the floor,
    so lend me a blanket!
[14:59] Shintaro
    Hey, the trains are still running!
[15:02] Shintaro
    Believe in yourself and your
    ability to make it home, okay?
[15:06] Mari
    No!
[15:07] Shintaro
    Don't give me that!
[15:13] Shintaro
    Towa-chan.
[15:15] Shintaro
    "I'm okay."
[15:17] Shintaro
    "I can sleep... on the
    balcony... just fine..."
[15:20] Shintaro
    I can't accept that!
[15:23] Shintaro
    Who is it so late at night?
[15:27] Mari
    Wait, don't open the door!
[15:29] Mari
    I felt a Newtype flash just now!
[15:32] Shintaro
    What?
[15:36] Shintaro
    Huh?
[15:38] Shintaro
    Wait, what?!
[15:39] Kida
    Found you...
[15:42] Kida
    You piece of trash!
[15:47] Mari
    Why are you here, Kida-chan?!
[15:48] Kida
    I searched all the places
    you were likely to go!
[15:53] Kida
    And I remembered you went and bought an
    apartment when you were flavor of the month!
[15:59] Kida
    You nincompoop!
[16:00] Mari
    Don't call it flavor of the
    month! You'll make me cry!
[16:03] Shintaro
    Kida? Is this Kida Mitsuru?
[16:07] Shintaro
    Kida's a woman?
[16:08] Shintaro
    Eek!
[16:09] Kida
    And who is this?
[16:11] Mari
    My son.
[16:12] Kida
    Wha?!
[16:13] Shintaro
    I'm not! I'm her nephew, and I'm
    renting this apartment from her!
[16:17] Shintaro
    Thank you for looking after my aunt!
[16:21] Kida
    I'm terribly sorry!
SIGN    Kida Mitsuru Mari's Supervising Editor
[16:24] Kida
    I, Kida Michiru, have failed
    in my due diligence.
SIGN    Kida Michiru Mari's Supervising Editor
[16:27] Kida
    I truly apologize, Shintaro-kun.
[16:29] Shintaro
    I-It's okay...
[16:31] Kida
    You should've told me you were
    looking after your teenage nephew!
[16:34] Kida
    I wouldn't have locked you
    up for two months, then!
[16:37] Mira
    I kinda just forgot.
[16:40] Kida
    I hope you didn't have any trouble while
    your guardian wasn't around to help.
[16:43] Shintaro
    Oh, it was totally fine. We kept
    in touch regularly, anyway.
[16:47] Kida
    I'll have her come check on you
    every so often from now on.
[16:51] Shintaro
    Oh, no need. She doesn't
    have to show up, ever.
[16:54] Mari
    Shin-chan?!
[16:56] Kida
    Mari.
[16:57] Mari
    Eek! I'm sorry! Please don't yell at me!
[17:00] Mari
    I'll work, I'll work!
[17:02] Mari
    I'll work like a dog!
[17:05] Kida
    Happy birthday.
[17:11] Kida
    I'm glad I got to wish you well on the day.
[17:13] Mari
    You remembered?
[17:15] Kida
    Of course I did.
[17:17] Kida
    And heck! I slipped away,
    bought a cake, and went to your place,
[17:21] Kida
    only to find it empty! I panicked so hard!
[17:25] Mari
    Kida-chan... You came for me
    even though you're so busy?
[17:29] Kida
    Yes, my schedule is totally packed.
[17:32] Kida
    I don't have a second to waste on
    authors I don't care a lick about.
[17:37] Mari
    I...
[17:38] Mari
    I knew that! I knew that all along!
SIGN    Squee
SIGN    Squee
[17:41] Mari
    And I believed you remembered my birthday
    because you always celebrate it with me!
[17:47] Kida
    Let's go back and eat that cake.
[17:49] Mari
    Yeah!
[17:50] Kida
    Once you're done, get on that script.
[17:52] Mari
    Sob emoji!
[17:52] Kida
    Don't cry. Makes you look ugly.
[17:53] Shintaro
    This is totally just a lovers' spat.
[17:59] Mari
    Bye, Shin-chan. Call me anytime you need me.
[18:03] Shintaro
    Yeah, thanks.
[18:05] Shintaro
    Oh, and I'm looking forward
    to seeing how Oil Baron goes!
[18:09] Kida
    Thanks. Let me know what you
    think next time we meet.
[18:12] Shintaro
    Sure!
[18:15] Mari
    Like you have the time for that.
[18:19] Kida
    I wouldn't be so busy if you didn't
    blow deadlines all the time.
[18:24] Mari
    I'm so sorry.
[18:28] Shintaro
    Whew, she finally left.
[18:31] Towa
    Shintaro-sama.
[18:33] Shintaro
    Towa-chan.
[18:36] Shintaro
    Uh, I'm sorry for getting
    you mixed up in that.
[18:39] Towa
    Don't be. Miss Mari-chan's a
    very fun person, isn't she?
[18:43] Shintaro
    She's usually better than that.
[18:48] Towa
    I'm happy I got to see you around
    family for the first time.
[18:53] Towa
    It was cute how you were blushing so much.
[18:57] Shintaro
    Please don't get on my back, too!
[18:59] Towa
    I'm not!
SIGN    Rom-com!!! Amazing
SIGN    Slice of life?
SIGN    An angelic girl, too nice
SIGN    Studio apartment
SIGN    Boy and girl in HS (Classmates?)
SIGN    Exciting life together
SIGN    Rom-com!!! Amazing
SIGN    Rom-com!!! Amazing
SIGN    An angelic girl, too nice
SIGN    Rom-com!!! Amazing
SIGN    An angelic girl, too nice
SIGN    Slice of life?
[19:04] Mari
    Say, how does a rom-com with a boy and
    a girl sharing a studio apartment sound?
SIGN    Pure
[19:09] Kida
    Not great.
[19:10] Mari
    Sob emoji!
[20:43] Shintaro
    I'll be leaving now. Goodbye.
[20:48] Shintaro
    I gotta get home quick.
    Towa-chan's got dinner ready for me.
[20:58] Shintaro
    Whoa...
[20:59] Shintaro
    Wow, she's really pretty. And...
[21:03] Shintaro
    That's an unusual eye color.
[21:06] Shintaro
    Oh, uh, are you okay?
[21:09] Man A
    Hey!
[21:11] Man B
    You there!
[21:14] Lilishka
    I'm being pursued. Help me.
[21:18] Lilishka
    Please.
[21:22] Shintaro
    This way!
[21:23] Man B
    Hey, wait!
[21:25] Man A
    Get back here!
[21:27] Man B
    We're just trying to give
    her back her book...
SIGN    Dracula
SIGN    Bram
    Stoker
[21:35] Shintaro
    Looks like we lost them.
[21:37] Shintaro
    This is a scene right out of some manga.
[21:40] Shintaro
    The usual "save a pretty girl
    on the run" kinda thing.
[21:43] Lilishka
    Sniff, sniff.
[21:45] Lilishka
    Sniff, sniff, sniff.
[21:47] Shintaro
    Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What?!
[21:50] Lilishka
    You smell nice. Delicious.
[21:54] Shintaro
    Oh...
[21:55] Shintaro
    I just finished my shift at a restaurant,
    so maybe I smell like food?
[22:02] Shintaro
    Wait, is your leg hurt?
[22:04] Shintaro
    Are you okay?!
SIGN    Squirm
SIGN    Squirm
[22:06] Lilishka
    This is just for appearances.
[22:08] Shintaro
    Oh, okay.
[22:10] Shintaro
    I'm glad to hear it and sorry I asked.
[22:14] Lilishka
    Thanks for helping me.
[22:17] Shintaro
    But I didn't do anything.
[22:19] Shintaro
    Why are you on the run? Who were those guys?
[22:23] Lilishka
    I don't know.
[22:24] Lilishka
    I was walking down the street when
    they suddenly started chasing me.
[22:28] Shintaro
    Damn, sounds crazy. Do you have any idea why?
[22:31] Lilishka
    I presume...
[22:33] Lilishka
    I presume they are descendants
    of Professor Helsing.
SIGN    Professor Helsing?
[22:38] Shintaro
    Hell... what?
[22:40] Lilishka
    My archenemies, who still continue
    to plot evil 134 years on...
[22:47] Lilishka
    Abraham Van Helsing's descendants.
[22:51] Lilishka
    They have crossed the seas to the Orient
[22:55] Lilishka
    in a bid to wipe us vampires out.
[22:57] Shintaro
    Huh? Hang on a second!
[22:59] Shintaro
    Did you just say "vampires"?
[23:02] Shintaro
    Whoa, whoa! I figured I'd meet a devil
    or kappa, but I got a vampire instead!
[23:07] Shintaro
    Right, I forgot about them!
[23:10] Shintaro
    So, are you...
[23:13] Lilishka
    Hmph.
[23:15] Lilishka
    Indubitably. Tremble in awe.
[23:18] Lilishka
    I am the latest of the noblest
    of bloodlines from Transylvania,
[23:24] Lilishka
    the ultimate being!
[23:26] Lilishka
    The peak of all creation!
[23:29] Lilishka
    I am the vampire Lilishka!
SIGN    How Wonderful Is the Rule of Cool
[23:35] Lilishka
    Next episode: "How Wonderful
    Is the Rule of Cool."

Season 1

E8 - How Wonderful Is the Rule of Cool

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[00:01] Lilishka
    I am the latest of the noblest
    of bloodlines from Transylvania,
[00:10] Lilishka
    the ultimate being!
[00:12] Lilishka
    The peak of all creation!
[00:14] Lilishka
    I am the vampire Lilishka!
[00:18] Shintaro
    I live with an angel and have
    a friend who's a yuki-onna.
[00:22] Shintaro
    And when I helped a girl on the run,
    she turned out to be a vampire.
[00:26] Shintaro
    What are the odds?
[00:34] Shintaro
    Color contacts?!
[00:35] Lilishka
    M-My eyes must've dried
    out from all that running.
[00:39] Lilishka
    My right eye... My right eye throbs!
[00:44] Shintaro
    Oh, a red eye!
[00:47] Lilishka
    Indeed, this is the manifestation
    of my thirst for red blood.
[00:53] Lilishka
    Proof that I am a vampire.
[00:57] Lilishka
    No! These things cost 1,500 yen each!
[01:00] Shintaro
    They were both contacts?!
[01:02] Lilishka
    No. I-I'm just shedding.
[01:04] Shintaro
    You just said they were 1,500 yen each!
[01:07] Shintaro
    These are contacts, right?
[01:08] Lilishka
    I never said that.
[01:09] Shintaro
    You did, too!
[01:10] Lilishka
    Still a vampire, though.
[01:12] Lilishka
    I am a vampire!
[01:16] Shintaro
    She's nothing but...
[01:17] Shintaro
    a total nutcase!
[01:20] Shintaro
    What's wrong with me? So what if
    I know an angel and a yuki-onna?
[01:23] Shintaro
    That shouldn't mean I'm gonna run
    into supernatural beings 24/7!
[01:26] Shintaro
    I'm not a demi-human magnet!
[01:29] Lilishka
    Vampire... vampire...
[01:29] Shintaro
    That said, I can't just ignore a girl on the run.
[01:35] Shintaro
    Want me to walk you home?
    Or should we go to the cops?
[01:38] Lilishka
    Oh, no need. I know a safe place nearby.
[01:42] Lilishka
    That's where I was going to begin with.
[01:46] Lilishka
    Would you walk me there?
SIGN    Studio Apartment, Good Lighting, Angel Included
[03:22] Lilishka
    This is where I work.
[03:26] Lilishka
    I want to repay you for helping
    me out, so wait inside.
[03:30] Lilishka
    I'll go get changed.
[03:31] Shintaro
    I-It's fine. You don't have to.
[03:34] Lilishka
    Huh? But...
[03:36] Shintaro
    A-A maid café?
[03:38] Shintaro
    Are high schoolers even allowed in these?
[03:41] Shintaro
    And more importantly,
    I'm keeping Towa-chan waiting.
SIGN    60 minutes
    One drink minimum
SIGN    Welcome back,
    Master, Mistress
SIGN    Hours:
[03:45] Shintaro
    Seriously, it's fine. Bye!
[03:54] Lilishka
    Yeah, he does smell nice.
[03:56] Towa
    Huh? A vampire?
[03:59] Shintaro
    Yeah, at least, a girl with main character
    syndrome who says she's one.
[04:05] Towa
    Main... character syndrome?
[04:06] Shintaro
    Uh, someone who has wild fantasies
    that the world revolves around them.
[04:11] Towa
    Like a dream? That's a wonderful thing!
[04:14] Shintaro
    Actually, it's not that nice.
[04:18] Shintaro
    I guess you could say they're
     very straightforward.
[04:25] Shintaro
    Goodnight, Towa-chan.
[04:27] Towa
    Yes, goodnight, Shintaro-sama.
[04:54] Shintaro
    Huh?
[05:03] Towa
    Shintaro-sama? What's the matter?
[05:07] Towa
    Huh?
[05:09] Towa
    We have a guest?
[05:10] Shintaro
    She's no guest, Towa-chan.
[05:12] Shintaro
    This is the girl I told you about at dinner!
    The one with main character syndrome!
[05:16] Shintaro
    What are you doing here?!
[05:18] Lilishka
    I tracked your scent.
[05:20] Lilishka
    I couldn't forget it.
[05:24] Lilishka
    You are the first whose scent
    has bothered me so much.
[05:27] Shintaro
    Towa-chan, do I stink?
[05:29] Towa
    You smell nice, Shintaro-sama.
[05:32] Lilishka
    That's not what I meant.
[05:35] Shintaro
    Wait, where'd you even come in from?
[05:37] Lilishka
    The balcony.
[05:39] Shintaro
    Police! Trespasser!
SIGN    Once slept on the balcony
SIGN    fidget
SIGN    fidget
[05:41] Towa
    Oh, I apologize.
[05:44] Shintaro
    I didn't mean you, Towa-chan!
SIGN    Once slept on the balcony
SIGN    fidget
[05:46] Shintaro
    You never broke in like her!
[05:48] Shintaro
    Anyway! You, out!
[05:50] Shintaro
    Leave!
[05:51] Lilishka
    I can't. Not until I get another lick.
[05:53] Lilishka
    Or at least one more sniff.
    I'm not going anywhere otherwise.
[05:56] Shintaro
    Forget main character, she's just a creep!
[06:00] Shintaro
    What's wrong with you?
[06:01] Shintaro
    Loving vampires in fiction is
    one thing, but this is a crime!
[06:05] Shintaro
    Now, get out!
[06:09] Shintaro
    Wait, how'd she even get on the balcony?
[06:12] Towa
    Wow, I've never met a vampire before.
[06:16] Towa
    It's a pleasure!
[06:18] Shintaro
    Again, she's not.
[06:19] Shintaro
    She just claims to be one...
SIGN    Wings?
SIGN    Fangs?
[06:31] Shintaro
    Are those real?
[06:33] Lilishka
    But of course.
[06:34] Shintaro
    Are you actually a vampire?
[06:37] Lilishka
    That's what I've been saying.
[06:40] Shintaro
    So I did run into a vampire after all!
[06:42] Lilishka
    Again, that's what I've been saying!
[06:44] Shintaro
    But what about those contacts?
[06:46] Lilishka
    I'm a Japanese vampire,
[06:49] Lilishka
    but I wish I was an actual European vampire.
[06:53] Shintaro
    So misleading! And you're still
    pretending to be something you're not!
[06:57] Lilishka
    Anyway...
[07:01] Lilishka
    My name is Lilishka!
[07:03] Lilishka
    You would do well to remember me!
[07:07] Shintaro
    Tokumitsu Shintaro.
[07:09] Towa
    I'm Towa!
[07:10] Shintaro
    And now that we've introduced ourselves,
[07:13] Shintaro
    get out!
[07:15] Lilishka
    I refuse.
[07:16] Lilishka
    I won't drink your blood, okay?
    Just let me smell you.
[07:19] Lilishka
    And also nibble you some.
[07:20] Shintaro
    No way!
[07:22] Shintaro
    "I won't drink your blood"?
    Wait, did you bite me earlier?
[07:26] Lilishka
    I did not!
[07:27] Lilishka
    I settled for nibbling on you.
[07:30] Lilishka
    I'm a vampire that respects boundaries.
[07:33] Lilishka
    I won't drink blood without permission!
[07:35] Shintaro
    Says the girl who broke into my home
    and nibbled on me without my consent.
[07:40] Lilishka
    Besides, I have chosen to live blood-free.
[07:43] Shintaro
    What? Really?
[07:45] Lilishka
    I am a cutting-edge vampire.
    I don't need blood to survive.
[07:49] Lilishka
    I can quench my thirst by
    drinking similar red liquids.
[07:54] Shintaro
    Oh, like red wine or tomato juice?
[07:58] Lilishka
    Welch's.
SIGN    12 Grapes'
    Worth
[07:59] Shintaro
    Yummy grape juice!
[08:02] Shintaro
    Will you leave if I give
    you one of those drinks?
[08:06] Shintaro
    Do we have anything?
[08:07] Towa
    Uh, I don't think we have grape juice.
[08:11] Shintaro
    Something red...
[08:17] Lilishka
    I can't... You smell too good, Shintaro.
[08:20] Shintaro
    Oh, how about some pickled plum?
[08:22] Lilishka
    I must have you!
[08:25] Towa
    Shintaro-sama?!
[08:26] Lilishka
    Just one time! Let me nibble on
    you just once, and I'll leave!
[08:29] Shintaro
    Leave without nibbling on me!
[08:31] Shintaro
    Okay, you're already digging in!
[08:34] Shintaro
    You're digging into my neck!
[08:36] Towa
    Please don't eat Shintaro-sama!
[08:41] Shintaro
    And...
[08:42] Shintaro
    She never left!
[08:44] Lilishka
    Oh, it's no use. I really can't resist it.
[08:48] Lilishka
    I won't eat you, so just
    let me stick my fangs in?
[08:50] Towa
    Please don't eat Shintaro-sama!
[08:53] Lilishka
    Just the tip... Just the tip is fine...
[08:56] Shintaro
    I must refuse!
[09:11] Shintaro
    She's gone...
[09:13] Shintaro
    I can't tell if she was the cool
    or the boisterous type.
[09:17] Towa
    Shintaro-sama...
[09:19] Shintaro
    Oh, Towa-chan.
[09:20] Towa
    I realize I'm not very
    learned in these things...
[09:25] Towa
    But don't vampires who are
    exposed to sunlight...
[09:34] Shintaro
    Don't tell me...
[09:36] Shintaro
    she was reduced to ash?
[09:50] (Flashback) Towa
    L-Lilishka-san was reduced to ash!
[09:53] (Flashback) Towa
    Wh-What do we do, Shintaro-sama?!
[09:55] (Flashback) Shintaro
    Calm down, Towa-chan!
[09:57] (Flashback) Shintaro
    I don't see any ash.
[10:00] (Flashback) Towa
    B-But... I'll refrain from
    vacuuming today, just in case.
[10:06] (Flashback) Shintaro
    O-Okay.
[10:08] Shintaro
    Did she really burn to ash?
[10:11] Shintaro
    No, she must've just gone
    home. That has to be it.
[10:16] Shintaro
    I wish I could confirm it to
    give Towa-chan peace of mind.
[10:20] Shintaro
    But all I know about her is her name.
[10:26] Shintaro
    Oh, I do know where she works.
SIGN    60 minutes
    One drink minimum
SIGN    Welcome back,
    Master, Mistress
SIGN    Hours:
[10:28] Shintaro
    If it comes down to it,
    I can go there and ask.
[10:33] Tsumugi
    Tokumitsu!
[10:36] Tsumugi
    Morning.
[10:37] Shintaro
    Morning, Tsutsumi-san.
[10:39] Tsumugi
    Huh? You seem down.
[10:41] Shintaro
    Oh, I didn't get much sleep last night.
[10:44] Tsumugi
    Ah, yeah, the finals cover so much material.
[10:48] Tsumugi
    I can see why you'd panic.
[10:50] Shintaro
    Finals?
[10:51] Tsumugi
    Yeah, our final exams.
[10:53] Tsumugi
    Huh?
[10:54] Tsumugi
    Was that not why?
[10:57] Shintaro
    I forgot all about the exams!
[10:59] Tsumugi
    Seriously? They're only a week away, you know!
[11:01] Tsumugi
    The teachers have been
    harping on about it, too!
[11:04] Shintaro
    I was just chilling in life...
[11:07] Shintaro
    I was even thinking about stuff like
    where to take Towa-chan next.
[11:14] Shintaro
    Time to cram, I guess.
SIGN    Lunch Break
[11:19] Shuichi
    Huh? Where are you going, Shintaro?
[11:22] Shintaro
    To the school store.
    I didn't bring lunch today.
[11:25] Shuichi
    Copy that.
[11:26] Shuichi
    Oh, get me some pudding
    if there's any left!
[11:29] Shuichi
    The school store's limited-to-thirty-a-day
    pudding! I'll owe you for life!
[11:33] Shintaro
    Sure. I'm going there anyway.
[11:35] Shuichi
    Score! My lord and savior Shintaro-sama!
[11:39] Shuichi
    Hold up, I'll give you the money.
SIGN    School Store
[11:45] Shintaro
    I'm glad I managed to buy
    the pudding. But first...
[11:50] Shintaro
    I'm starting to feel hungry
    now that I bought my food.
[11:53] Shintaro
    I did skip breakfast, after all.
[11:56] Shintaro
    Maybe I should just eat my rice ball first.
[11:59] Shintaro
    Let's eat.
[12:14] Lilishika
    Yum.
[12:16] Shintaro
    Hey... wha... L-Lili...
    y-you're okay... why... here?!
[12:20] Lilishka
    You had rice on your cheek, so I ate it.
[12:23] Lilishka
    Was that bad?
[12:24] Shintaro
    Uniform! Cosplay! Trespassing in school!
[12:28] Lilishka
    No. I'm a student here.
[12:31] Shintaro
    Wait, navy?
[12:32] Shintaro
    You're in my year? What class?
[12:35] Lilishka
    Class 2. You're in Class 1, right?
[12:39] Shintaro
    Did you already know about me?
[12:42] Lilishka
    No.
[12:42] Lilishka
    Sniff, sniff.
[12:43] Lilishka
    I just followed a familiar scent
    I smelled outside your classroom.
SIGN    School Store
[12:49] Lilishka
    I can track any scent I'm familiar with.
[12:50] Lilishka
    Sniff, sniff.
[12:52] Lilishka
    That's how I found your place last night.
[12:55] Shintaro
    Is she sure she's a vampire and not a dog?
[12:59] Shintaro
    Anyway, I'm glad you're okay.
[13:02] Shintaro
    I was afraid you'd been reduced to ash.
[13:04] Lilishka
    I do dislike the sun,
    but I'm not going to burn up.
[13:08] Shintaro
    Dislike the sun?
[13:10] Shintaro
    Oh, is that why you're wearing a hoodie?
[13:12] Lilishka
    Yeah.
[13:14] Shintaro
    Let's swap places. There's shade over here.
[13:18] Lilishka
    Thanks.
[13:21] Lilishka
    You believe me, huh?
[13:25] Shintaro
    Yeah.
[13:28] Shintaro
    Why'd you leave without saying
    anything this morning?
[13:32] Lilishka
    You were both asleep.
[13:33] Lilishka
    And I needed to go home and change into
    my uniform before coming to school.
[13:37] Shintaro
    A sensible reason.
[13:39] Lilishka
    And I figured I could just go
    back to your place tonight.
[13:43] Shintaro
    I would rather you didn't.
[13:45] Lilishka
    What?
[13:46] Shintaro
    So much for sensible.
[13:55] Shuichi
    My pudding!
[13:58] Shintaro
    Yikes, I need to get back.
[13:59] Shintaro
    Anyway, I'm glad you're okay.
[14:02] Shintaro
    See you!
[14:11] Shuichi
    Thank you so much! Thank you so much!
[14:15] Tsumugi
    You took your time. Was there a line?
[14:18] Shintaro
    Well...
[14:19] Shintaro
    Do you know a girl named...
    L-Lilishka, in Class 2?
[14:23] Tsumugi
    Huh? I don't.
[14:25] Tsumugi
    Lili...?
[14:26] Shintaro
    She has silver hair, and wears
    this hoodie with bunny ears.
[14:28] Tsumugi
    Oh, I think I've seen her around.
[14:32] Girl A
    Do you mean Kagami-san?
[14:34] Shintaro
    Huh? "Kagami-san"?
[14:36] Shintaro
    So her full name's Kagami Lilishka?
[14:39] Girl A
    I think it was Kagami Sayuri, actually.
[14:43] Shintaro
    What the hell, Lilishka?
[14:45] Girl B
    I've heard of her, too.
[14:47] Girl B
    During introductions on
    the first day of school...
[14:50] (Flashback) Lilishka
    I'm a vampire.
[14:53] Girl B
    She said that.
[14:54] Girl B
    And she's actually following
    through. What a funny girl.
[14:58] Shintaro
    Talk about living life true to yourself...
[15:01] Tsumugi
    Uh, isn't that her?
[15:06] Shintaro
    What the heck? Scary!
[15:07] Tsumugi
    Is she looking for someone?
SIGN    After School
[15:21] Shintaro
    I don't have work today.
[15:23] Shintaro
    I'll go straight home and tell
    Towa-chan that Kagami-san was fine.
[15:29] Tsumugi
    Tokumitsu!
[15:31] Tsumugi
    Uh, if you want them,
[15:34] Tsumugi
    I can lend you my notes
    covering the exam material.
[15:37] Tsumugi
    You haven't been able to
    focus on class, have you?
[15:40] Shintaro
    Wait, really? I'd really appreciate it.
[15:43] Tsumugi
    Probably better to get them copied, right?
    Want to go do that at the library?
[15:48] Shintaro
    Yeah.
[15:48] Tsumugi
    To the library we go, then.
[15:51] Tsumugi
    All right!
[15:52] Tsumugi
    I'm proud of ya, Tsumugi!
[15:54] Tsumugi
    I could never be as direct as Izumi-san,
[15:57] Tsumugi
    but I can do things my own way!
SIGN    To Shintaro
    Follow my familiar
    and come to me at once.
[16:04] Shintaro
    A bat? Which must mean...
[16:09] Girl C
    Yikes, something dark just flew by!
[16:11] Girl D
    What?
[16:12] Shintaro
    Sorry, Tsutsumi-san! Something just came up!
[16:15] Tsumugi
    What?
SIGN    To Shintaro
    Follow my familiar
    and come to me at once.
[16:16] Shintaro
    It's so fast...
[16:21] Noel
    Oh, Shintaro!
SIGN    To Shintaro
    Follow my familiar
    and come to me at once.
SIGN    Occult Research Club
SIGN    To Shintaro
    Follow my familiar
    and come to me at once.
SIGN    Occult Research Club
[16:35] Shintaro
    I don't wanna go in there.
[16:37] Shintaro
    Home it is.
[16:40] Lilishka
    Good of you to come.
[16:42] Lilishka
    But you sure kept me waiting, Shintaro.
[16:44] Shintaro
    Don't give me that!
[16:46] Shintaro
    Don't send your bats flying around school!
[16:48] Lilishka
    This is my familiar. Don't call it a bat.
[16:51] Shintaro
    Wait, why is she so short now?
[16:54] Shintaro
    Oh, I guess she's not wearing her heels.
SIGN    Occult Research Club
[17:03] Lilishka
    Tokumitsu Shintaro.
[17:05] Lilishka
    I, Lilishka, order you to be my servant!
[17:12] Lilishka
    You're so overjoyed that
    you can't speak, huh?
[17:16] Shintaro
    Yeah, not happening.
[17:18] Lilishka
    Why not?
[17:19] Shintaro
    Do you really have to ask?
[17:22] Lilishka
    You refuse the honor of being my servant?
[17:25] Lilishka
    Even if you miss out on having
    this ultra-cute senior?
[17:28] Shintaro
    I'm good.
[17:30] Shintaro
    And wait, this thing would
    be higher up the ladder?!
[17:33] Lilishka
    Then I'll throw in...
SIGN    Lilishka-chan
    Birthday Ticket
[17:35] Lilishka
    a ticket to my birthday event next
    year. Estimated value: 3,000 yen.
[17:37] Lilishka
    Drink not included. Please hand
    over your gifts to reception.
[17:41] Lilishka
    How's that for an offer you can't refuse?
[17:43] Shintaro
    I'm still good!
[17:45] Lilishka
    How can... this be?
[17:47] Shintaro
    Why did you think that would work?
[17:49] Lilishka
    What do you desire, then? Name your price!
[17:51] Shintaro
    Doesn't matter. I'm not taking your offer.
[17:53] Shintaro
    I don't even know what got you
    started on this weird servant thing.
[17:57] Shintaro
    You weren't acting like this at lunch.
[18:00] Shintaro
    What's gotten into you?
[18:03] Lilishka
    I mean...
[18:04] Lilishka
    You told me not to come over anymore.
[18:10] Lilishka
    In the schoolyard, it seemed like you
    didn't want to be seen together with me.
[18:15] Lilishka
    And in your classroom, you didn't seem to
    want people to think we were acquainted.
[18:19] Shintaro
    Th-That's not what I was thinking...
[18:21] Shintaro
    Oh, is that why she sent
    her familiar to get me?
[18:25] Shintaro
    She made sure to hide the fact
    that we knew each other.
[18:31] Shintaro
    K-Kagami-san, I...
[18:33] Lilishka
    I felt like fate brought you to me, Shintaro.
[18:37] Lilishka
    In all my life, you have the
    most unforgettable scent.
[18:42] Lilishka
    I want to sniff you for life.
[18:44] Lilishka
    And yet, you told me not to come over.
[18:48] Lilishka
    Then I'm left with no choice.
[18:50] Lilishka
    I must become your master and
    order you to let me sniff you.
[18:53] Shintaro
    Why?!
[18:55] Lilishka
    But if you won't accept that...
[18:57] Lilishka
    Forget about it and let me sniff you for now!
[19:00] Lilishka
    We can resume the negotiations after that!
[19:02] Shintaro
    Excuse me?!
[19:03] Lilishka
    Let me sniff you!
[19:04] Lilishka
    I must sniff you or I'll lose my mind!
[19:07] Shintaro
    You already have!
[19:09] Shintaro
    Calm down, Kagami-san... I mean, Lilishka!
[19:18] Tsumugi
    Hey, Izumi-san, wait!
[19:23] Tsumugi
    S-Sorry, Tokumitsu. We followed you...
[19:26] Noel
    How could you, Shintaro?! You've
    never even hugged me, your friend!
[19:31] Noeltsumugi
    Huh?
[19:33] Lilishka
    Huh?
[19:34] Noellilishka
    What?!
[19:37] Noel
    I don't believe it. Vampires...
[19:40] Lilishka
    Yuki-onna...
[19:43] Noel
    ...are real?
[19:43] Lilishka
    ...are real?
[19:45] Lilishka
    I suppose power attracts power.
[19:50] Noel
    Holy cow... A vampire girl!
[19:53] Noel
    I love vampires almost
    as much as I love angels!
[19:56] Noel
    But Shintaro's my friend, okay?!
[20:01] Tsumugi
    Tokumitsu...
[20:02] Tsumugi
    When you said you weren't planning
    on running into devils or kappa,
[20:07] Tsumugi
    you'd already met a vampire, huh?
[20:10] Tsumugi
    I wish you'd told me.
[20:12] Shintaro
    No, Tsutsumi-san, you've got...
[20:15] Lilishka
    Shintaro.
[20:17] Lilishka
    I'm, uh... sorry.
[20:20] Shintaro
    Huh?
[20:21] Lilishka
    I wasn't considering if I
    was being a bother to you.
[20:27] Lilishka
    You helped me out when I was in trouble,
[20:31] Lilishka
    but I went and found your home
    and showed up unannounced.
[20:34] Lilishka
    And at school, I tracked your scent
    and followed you to your class.
[20:39] Lilishka
    I've lost control of myself
    ever since I met you.
[20:44] Lilishka
    This has never happened to me before.
[20:47] Lilishka
    I don't know what to do with myself.
[20:51] Lilishka
    You were so nice to me, too.
[20:55] Lilishka
    And I want to be friends with you, too.
[21:01] Shintaro
    Life as a vampire might be even
    harder than anyone could imagine.
[21:06] Noel
    I'm terrible at controlling my
    blizzards, so I know how she feels.
[21:16] Shintaro
    You're welcome to come over.
[21:19] Lilishka
    Huh?
[21:20] Shintaro
    I can't have you sniffing me at school,
    so you can come over now and then.
[21:29] Lilishka
    I can go back?
[21:32] Shintaro
    Yeah. Towa-chan was worried about you, too.
[21:36] Shintaro
    Oh, but...
[21:38] Shintaro
    Come through the front door from now.
[21:47] Lilishka
    Okay!
[21:49] Noel
    Hey, wait! I wanna go to your place, too!
[21:52] Noel
    I wanna visit my friend's place!
[21:55] Shintaro
    Huh? Uh... Let me ask Towa-chan first.
[21:58] Tsumugi
    I wanna go, too. B-But I can't say it...
SIGN    Don't Be Scared
[23:35] Shintaro
    Next episode: "Don't Be Scared."

Season 1

E9 - Don't Be Scared

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[00:02] Towa
    Round and round they went,
[00:06] Towa
    and came out squeaky clean!
[00:11] Towa
    It's so hot lately, I get sweaty
    just folding the laundry.
[00:24] Towa
    God,
[00:25] Towa
    for the first time since I came to Earth,
[00:28] Towa
    the seasons are changing.
SIGN    Studio Apartment, Good Lighting, Angel Included
SIGN    Occult Research Club
[02:04] All
    Finals are finally over.
[02:08] Shintaro
    And yet here we are again, for some reason.
[02:11] Tsumugi
    Right?
[02:13] Noel
    True...
[02:15] Shintaro
    I never thought we'd be spending so
    much time in the occult club's room.
SIGN    Occult Research Club
SIGN    A little over a week ago
    The day of their first occult club visit
[02:22] (Flashback) Noel
    Wait!
[02:23] (Flashback) Noel
    I came to ask Shintaro if
    we could study together!
[02:27] (Flashback) Noel
    I believe that studying for exams
    together is a friend thing to do!
[02:30] (Flashback) Shintaro
    Huh? Is it?
[02:32] (Flashback) Noel
    Your place or mine? I don't mind either.
[02:35] (Flashback) Shintaro
    We're studying at home? Again, I'd have to...
[02:39] (Flashback) Tsumugi
    I-In that case, I wanna join. I'll go, too.
[02:42] (Flashback) Tsumugi
    May I?
[02:44] (Flashback) Shintaro
    Hmm... I'll have to ask Towa-chan first.
[02:47] (Flashback) Shintaro
    Also, I've never actually
    studied with friends before.
[02:50] (Flashback) Noel
    No way. Is that purely fictional, too?
[02:53] (Flashback) Shintaro
    No, I don't think so, but...
[02:57] (Flashback) Lilishka
    Why not study here?
[03:04] Noel
    Getting to use this place really helped.
[03:08] Tsumugi
    Yeah. We owe Lili-chan big time.
[03:13] Tsumugi
    We got to be friends with Mofumofu, too.
[03:16] Tsumugi
    How are you so cute every day?
[03:22] Lilishka
    If you ask me, though, Madame
    Tsumugi carried most of the load.
SIGN    Note: Handmade from Cardboard
[03:37] Lilishka
    I truly appreciate all the
    help over the exam period.
[03:40] Shintaro
    Way to show up in a coffin like it's nothing.
[03:43] Lilishka
    Dare I say it? She was simply divine!
[03:45] Noel
    Let's go, Gihren!
[03:47] Tsumugi
    Oh, it wasn't that big a deal.
[03:49] Shintaro
    No, but it's true.
[03:52] Shintaro
    I would've failed for sure if it
    wasn't for you, Tsutsumi-san.
[03:55] Tsumugi
    Huh?
[03:56] Noel
    Yeah.
[03:56] Tsumugi
    What?
[03:58] Lilishka
    Indubitably!
[04:00] (Flashback) Tsumugi
    Use the formula from earlier.
[04:02] (Flashback) Tsumugi
    Oh, be careful. That's a trick question.
[04:04] Tsumugi
    Yeah, yeah! That's the way!
[04:04] Lilishka
    The clarity of Madame Tsumugi's
    explanations, her attentiveness...
[04:07] Tsumugi
    Let's try that one more time.
[04:09] Tsumugi
    Way to go, Tokumitsu! Solve the
    next problem the same way.
[04:09] Lilishka
    I am filled with awe and gratitude.
[04:12] Noel
    For real.
[04:13] Noel
    Thank you, Tsumugi-sama.
SIGN    Gratitude...
[04:15] Shintaro
    Tsumugi-sama!
[04:16] Lilishka
    Tsumugi-sama...
[04:18] Tsumugi
    Quit teasing me! Jeez!
[04:20] Tsumugi
    Wait, did Tokumitsu just call me "Tsumugi"?
[04:25] Tsumugi
    That has to be the first time...
[04:27] Shintaro
    Tsutsumi-san?
SIGN    Flinch
[04:29] Tsumugi
    I-It's nothing!
[04:31] Tsumugi
    By the way,
[04:32] Tsumugi
    exams are over now, so won't our presence
    bother the other occult club members?
[04:37] Shintaro
    Oh, you're right.
[04:39] Shintaro
    I kinda assumed Kagami-san
    was the only member.
[04:41] Shintaro
    Of course there'd be others.
[04:44] Shintaro
    Let's leave so we're not a bother.
[04:46] Tsumugi
    Right.
[04:48] Noel
    How about we stop by somewhere to
    celebrate the end of exams, then?
[04:51] Tsumugi
    You mean at a café or something?
[04:53] Noel
    Yeah!
[04:54] Shintaro
    Sounds good! Wanna join us, Kagami-san?
[04:56] Lilishka
    Hold it!
[04:58] Lilishka
    I cannot let that slide!
[05:00] Shintaro
    Wait, what?
[05:03] Lilishka
    "Kagami Sayuri" is the fake
    name I use undercover!
[05:07] Lilishka
    Call me Lilishka!
[05:10] Shintaro
    That's your issue?
[05:11] Shintaro
    And why do you always strike a pose?
[05:14] Lilishka
    FYI, the noble name Lilishka
[05:16] Lilishka
    comes from mixing the "yuri" as in "lily"
    in "Sayuri" with a famous vampire's name.
[05:21] Shintaro
    Uh, you just admitted that
    Lilishka was the fake name.
SIGN    Ba-dun
[05:25] Lilishka
    I will be the one to choose my name!
[05:28] Shintaro
    Seriously, what's with the pose?
[05:30] Noel
    Wait, by "famous vampire's name,"
    you mean the one from Van Helsing?
[05:34] Lilishka
    Indubitably!
[05:36] Noel
    Isn't it great that Dracula's brides
    have names in that one? It's rare!
[05:41] Lilishka
    It appears you have a deep understanding
    of the world, Madame Noel.
[05:44] Shintaro
    These two are somehow on
    the same wavelength...
[05:47] Shintaro
    Anyway, let's go.
[05:50] Tsumugi
    Yeah.
[05:52] Shintaro
    That reminds me.
[05:53] Shintaro
    You're only counted as an official club
    if you have at least three members, right?
[05:57] Shintaro
    Does that mean you have three members?
[06:00] Lilishka
    But of course.
[06:01] Lilishka
    First, there's me.
[06:03] Lilishka
    Then...
[06:04] Lilishka
    there's President (TBD).
[06:06] Shintaro
    Whoa, that's freaky!
[06:08] Shintaro
    Why do you even have that thing?!
[06:10] Lilishka
    I found it dumped in storage.
[06:12] Shintaro
    I think the verb you're
    looking for is "stored."
[06:14] Lilishka
    And then there's one more...
[06:23] Shintaro
    Oh, sorry!
[06:29] Shintaro
    Are you okay?
SIGN    Tearing up...
[06:37] Shintaro
    Wh-What?! S-Sorry!
[06:40] Shintaro
    I made her cry!
[06:43] Lilishka
    Let me introduce you.
[06:45] Lilishka
    This is Tsurumi Hisui From Class 1-2.
[06:47] Lilishka
    She's the other occult club member.
[06:49] Tsumugi
    She's tiny!
[06:50] Noel
    We have a smol duo!
[06:52] Shintaro
    What do I do? She's terrified.
[06:55] Shintaro
    I-I should try to be as smooth as possible...
[06:58] Shintaro
    Uh, I'm Tokumitsu Shintaro from Class 1-1.
[07:02] Shintaro
    Nice to meet you.
[07:06] Shintaro
    She hates me!
[07:09] Lilishka
    Don't mind Hisui, Shintaro.
[07:11] Lilishka
    She's always like this.
[07:14] Lilishka
    She hates humans.
[07:16] Hisui
    U-Uh... S-Say I'm shy instead...
[07:20] Lilishka
    The very sight of humans
    makes her seethe in rage.
[07:24] Lilishka
    Her tragic karma compels her to.
[07:26] Hisui
    No... I just have social anxiety...
[07:29] Shintaro
    Give her a break, Lilishka.
[07:31] Tsumugi
    Sorry, Tsurumi-san.
[07:33] Tsumugi
    We were using this room
    to study for the finals,
[07:36] Tsumugi
    but we'll be leaving now.
[07:40] Shintaro
    Thanks for having us.
[07:41] Shintaro
    Oh.
[07:43] Shintaro
    Kagami—
SIGN    Grr
[07:45] Shintaro
    I mean, Lili-chan. What will you do?
[07:48] Shintaro
    Tsurumi-san's here, so do you
    want to stay and focus on club?
[07:56] Lilishka
    No. I'll go with you.
[07:59] Lilishka
    I have something important to discuss with
    you, Madame Tsumugi, and Madame Noel.
[08:08] Lilishka
    Before, the occult research club
[08:10] Lilishka
    only had third-year members,
    and they graduated earlier this year.
[08:14] Lilishka
    It was fated to die, but it stayed
    alive because Hisui and I joined.
[08:19] Shintaro
    So you two are the only members now?
[08:22] Lilishka
    Yes.
[08:23] Lilishka
    As such, we are in a very
    precarious position right now.
[08:28] Lilishka
    If nobody joins, we'll go from
    the official occult research club
[08:32] Lilishka
    to the unofficial occult research club.
[08:35] Shintaro
    Uh, I fail to see the problem?
[08:38] Lilishka
    That's where you fine folks come in!
[08:40] Lilishka
    I have deemed you worthy of the ultimate
    honor: becoming new club members!
SIGN    Club
    Membership
    Application
[08:44] Lilishka
    Join us in exploring the deep abyss
    of the mysterious and the unexplained!
[08:49] Shintaro
    Nah, pass.
[08:51] Lilishka
    Wha?!
SIGN    Shock
[08:52] Lilishka
    But you'll get to spend all the time
    you want with your cute senior!
SIGN    Booyah
[08:57] Shintaro
    Still no.
[08:58] Shintaro
    And, what, Mofumofu really is
    gonna be higher up the ladder?
[09:01] Lilishka
    We have A/C! And all-you-can-drink soft drinks!
[09:05] Shintaro
    Urk... That is kinda tempting...
[09:08] Shintaro
    But I'm still not joining!
[09:10] Noel
    Huh? He's not joining?
[09:10] Tsumugi
    Huh? He's not joining?
SIGN    These two were considering joining if Shintaro did.
[09:14] Shintaro
    Wait, is that what you wanted to discuss?
[09:17] Shintaro
    Sorry for dragging you into this, Tsurumi-san.
[09:23] Shintaro
    Uh...
[09:24] Shintaro
    Oh, if you're a member of this club,
    I guess you must like the occult, too.
[09:29] Shintaro
    What are you into?
[09:35] Shintaro
    I made her cry again!
[09:38] Shintaro
    Sorry! You don't have to talk
    to me if you don't want to!
[09:41] Shintaro
    I'm sorry!
[09:44] Shintaro
    Yeah, she does hate me.
[09:47] Shintaro
    I should probably stop talking to her.
[09:49] Lilishka
    Books, Shintaro.
[09:52] Lilishka
    Hisui loves books.
[09:54] Lilishka
    But she freaks out when people
    sit beside her in the library,
[09:57] Lilishka
    so she reads in the club room.
[09:58] Shintaro
    I see.
[10:01] Shintaro
    But why pick the occult club?
[10:08] Noel
    Shintaro, where do you want to celebrate?
[10:11] Noel
    We should decide while
    walking to the station.
[10:13] Tsumugi
    How about a casual restaurant?
    They have all-you-can-drink.
[10:16] Shintaro
    Hmm... Oh, how about the
    Missus D's by the station?
[10:20] Shintaro
    They have a big dining space.
[10:27] Tsumugi
    What? There's a festival going on?
[10:29] Noel
    This is no time for Missus D's.
[10:32] Noel
    Festival, Shintaro! A festival!
[10:34] Lilishka
    This must be fate—nay, destiny!
[10:46] Shintaro
    Sh-She really can't stand me!
[10:50] Staff
    Come one, come all!
[10:53] Tsumugi
    A festival has a totally different
    feel when it's bright out, huh?
[10:57] Shintaro
    I know what you mean.
    You tend to go to these at night.
[11:01] Noel
    Going to a festival with friends...
[11:03] Noel
    It happens IRL too, huh, Shintaro?
[11:07] Shintaro
    Yeah, I guess so.
[11:08] Shintaro
    It's a first for me, too.
[11:10] Tsumugi
    Do you go to festivals often, Tsurumi-san?
[11:13] Hisui
    I like festivals.
[11:16] Hisui
    Especially summer ones.
[11:18] Tsumugi
    I get it. Summer festivals have this
    free-spirited vibe to them, don't they?
[11:22] Hisui
    Mhm.
[11:24] Shintaro
    Wait, what?
[11:26] Shintaro
    Where'd Lili-chan go?
[11:28] Lilishka
    Right here.
[11:34] Shintaro
    She got all swagged out in an instant!
[11:37] Lilishka
    Each person carries multiple
    personae within themselves.
[11:40] Lilishka
    Manifesting one to wear it proudly
    can also be a form of expression.
[11:45] Shintaro
    Mic drop moment, but not with that mask on.
[11:49] Lilishka
    What's wrong, Shintaro?
    Is something bothering you?
[11:53] Lilishka
    Your scent now has the bittersweet
    tinge of angst to it.
[11:59] Lilishka
    I kind of like it, to be honest.
[12:01] Lilishka
    Let me nibble on you for a bit.
[12:03] Shintaro
    Where'd that come from? And no.
[12:06] Lilishka
    Anyway, tell me what's bothering you.
[12:13] Shintaro
    Listen...
[12:14] Shintaro
    I feel like Tsurumi-san's
    especially scared of me.
[12:18] Shintaro
    Not so much with the other girls.
[12:21] Shintaro
    Is it because I startled
    her right off the bat?
[12:24] Hisui
    Huh?
[12:25] Shintaro
    Oh, crap! She heard that!
[12:27] Shintaro
    S-Sor...
[12:30] Lilishka
    Maybe she's mad at you
    because you saw her panties?
[12:33] Shintarohisui
    Pa—?!
[12:35] Hisui
    N-No, Lili-chan...
[12:37] Shintaro
    I-I don't think I saw them, though!
[12:39] Tsumugi
    Well...
[12:41] Tsumugi
    I can't say they weren't visible.
[12:44] Noel
    Shintaro, it was an accident. It happens.
[12:47] Noel
    Like when you saw mine.
[12:49] Shintaro
    Seriously, I didn't see them this time!
[12:51] Hisui
    Uh, no... I...
[12:54] Shintaro
    I really didn't see!
[12:57] Tsumugi
    His desperate pleas are only backing
    her further into a corner...
[13:03] Tsumugi
    Hey, I'm starting to get hungry.
[13:06] Tsumugi
    I want to grab a bite, so why
    don't we split up for a bit?
[13:09] Noel
    Good idea!
[13:11] Noel
    Let's go, Shintaro!
[13:14] Tsumugi
    Hey, wait!
[13:28] Lilishka
    Evil eye unleashed.
[13:47] Noel
    Oh woy, I weay gan'd dalg bwobery
    when I ead zomeding gold.
[13:53] Noel
    But gwabbing a bite with
    fwiends is so fwiendingwike!
[13:58] Noel
    This is weally fun!
[13:59] Tsumugi
    Uh... "fwiendingwike"?
[14:02] Shintaro
    I think she meant to say "friending-like."
SIGN    Fwiendingwike
[14:05] Shintaro
    Not that you can find
    it in any dictionaries.
SIGN    Friending-like
[14:12] Noel
    Oh, I wanna eat some buttered potato, too.
[14:14] Noel
    Let me go get one.
SIGN    Buttered Potatoes
[14:16] Tsumugi
    Hey, that sounds good.
[14:17] Lilishka
    I'll go with you.
[14:19] Hisui
    Oh, wait...
[14:20] Shintaro
    The girls are going ham on the food.
[14:23] Shintaro
    Maybe I should get something, too.
[14:28] Shintaro
    Wow, grilled corn! A staple
    of summer festivals!
SIGN    200 yen
     each
[14:35] Shintaro
    Chilled cucumber? Another staple...
[14:39] Shintaro
    But I don't think I've ever
    had one. I think I'll try it.
[14:48] Shintaro
    Do you want one too, Tsurumi-san?
[14:53] Shintaro
    I-I startled her again.
[14:55] Shintaro
    Oh, sorry! Let's just get some!
[14:59] Shintaro
    We'll take two, mister!
[15:01] Cucumbermans
    You got it!
[15:03] Shintaro
    Here you are.
[15:04] Hisui
    I-I'll pay...
[15:06] Shintaro
    It's fine. I was getting one anyway.
[15:08] Shintaro
    I'll go eat this over there.
[15:11] Hisui
    W-Wait...
[15:12] Shintaro
    You can relax and enjoy it. Bye.
[15:15] Hisui
    Wait... You...
[15:18] Hisui
    You've got it wrong!
[15:21] Shintaro
    What have I got wrong?
[15:24] Shintaro
    Wait, did you not want the cucumber at all?!
[15:26] Hisui
    N-No...
[15:29] Hisui
    No!
[15:31] Noel
    There they are.
[15:33] Noel
    Shintaro! And Tsurumi-san, too.
[15:36] Tsumugi
    Good thing we found you.
[15:38] Noel
    We had no idea where you'd gone.
[15:40] Shintaro
    Sorry about that. Did you
    get the buttered potato?
[15:42] Noel
    I did. It was really steaming.
[15:49] Noel
    I'm so full.
[15:50] Tsumugi
    And yet you're going to
    town on that shaved ice.
[15:54] Noel
    Man, da waz zo much fun. I don wanna go.
[15:59] Shintaro
    But it's getting dark. We'd better go home.
[16:03] Noel
    Yeah...
[16:05] Shintaro
    This is not how I expected
    to enjoy a summer festival.
[16:09] Shintaro
    I never would've imagined it
    before coming to this school.
[16:12] Shintaro
    We hit up a festival after exams
    and had fun with friends...
[16:17] Shintaro
    It was a good day.
[16:19] Shintaro
    It would've been even better
    if Towa-chan were here.
[16:22] Shintaro
    I should come back with her.
[16:25] Shintaro
    She'll love the festival, I'm sure.
[16:28] Hisui
    Oh, Lili-chan...
[16:32] Lilishka
    The golden ball of fire sinks,
    and in its place rises a pale moon.
[16:37] Lilishka
    As Venus begins to shine, the curtain
    is drawn on an evening of chaos.
[16:42] Shintaro
    Cringe.
[16:44] Noel
    Say, Shintaro.
[16:45] Noel
    Is it just me or is that like a scene
    out of a horror anime set in the boonies?
[16:49] Noel
    Is it because of the shrine gate?!
[16:51] Shintaro
    Stop it! That's scary!
[16:52] Lilishka
    Fates intertwine, piercing the stillness,
[16:56] Lilishka
    as hope and despair begin
    to dance with the night.
[17:00] Shintaro
    Huh?
[17:02] Lilishka
    Memento mori...
[17:04] Shintaro
    Watch out!
[17:08] Shintaro
    Oh, right. She can fly—
[17:11] Tsumugi
    Eek! Tokumitsu!
[17:12] Noel
    Shintaro! No way!
[17:14] Noel
    Shintaro!
[17:15] Tsumugi
    Oh, no. It's too dark under the bridge to see.
[17:24] Tsumugi
    Tsurumi-san?!
[17:28] Shintaro
    C-Crap...
[17:30] Shintaro
    I-I can't breathe!
[17:33] Shintaro
    That's weird...
[17:35] Shintaro
    This river shouldn't be so deep.
[17:48] Noel
    Shintaro!
[17:49] Tsumugi
    Tokumitsu!
[17:50] Tsumugi
    Are you okay?
[17:52] Noel
    Are you hurt? Are you cold?
[17:55] Shintaro
    I'm fine.
[17:56] Lilishka
    F-Forgive me, Shintaro.
    I got too carried away.
[18:02] Shintaro
    You really scared me there.
[18:04] Shintaro
    Thanks for helping me, Tsurumi-san.
[18:07] Hisui
    Y-You've got it wrong.
[18:12] Hisui
    Tokumitsu-kun...
[18:14] Hisui
    I-I'm not used to... talking to boys...
[18:21] Hisui
    I got too nervous to talk to you.
[18:23] Hisui
    So...
[18:24] Hisui
    I'm not scared... of you or anything.
[18:28] Hisui
    Sorry for not saying it sooner
    and making it awkward for you.
[18:35] Shintaro
    Oh.
[18:39] Shintaro
    I'm so glad!
[18:43] Shintaro
    I should be the one apologizing
    for making you all nervous.
[18:47] Shintaro
    And I feel like you tried to
    tell me this a bunch of times.
[18:51] Shintaro
    Sorry I didn't hear you out.
[18:53] Hisui
    It's not your fault... Tokumitsu-kun.
[18:58] Shintaro
    Man, I'm glad we got to talk it out.
[19:02] Shintaro
    Today really is a good day.
[19:04] Shintaro
    Outside the whole falling
    into the river thing.
[19:06] Tsumugi
    Huh? Hang on a sec.
[19:08] Tsumugi
    I'm glad you sorted it out,
    but, uh... Tsurumi-san?
[19:13] Tsumugi
    Your head.
[19:15] Noel
    Huh? What is that? A halo?
[19:19] Hisui
    Huh? Why?!
[19:20] Shintaro
    An angel's halo? Wait,
    are you an angel, too?!
[19:24] Hisui
    N-No...
[19:27] Shintaronoeltsumugi
    She's got something on her back!
[19:30] Shintaro
    A shell?
[19:32] Hisui
    No! Er, um...
[19:35] Shintaro
    Does that mean the thing on your head...
[19:38] Shintaro
    is a kappa's dish?
[19:40] Tsumugi
    Th-Th-Th-There it is.
[19:43] Tsumugi
    We have a kappa now.
SIGN    Slam
[19:45] Shintaro
    Huh? Tsutsumi-san?!
[19:47] Lilishka
    I didn't expect Hisui
    to be busted so quickly.
[19:52] Shintaro
    You knew? Why didn't you tell us?
[19:55] Lilishka
    I didn't have Hisui's permission.
[19:59] Shintaro
    Yeah, okay, that makes sense.
[20:01] Shintaro
    She does have her rare sensible moments.
[20:04] Hisui
    Wh-Why is this happening?
[20:06] Hisui
    This wasn't supposed to...
[20:10] Lilishka
    Did you eat any cucumber, Hisui?
[20:13] Hisui
    Oh!
[20:14] Hisui
    I did!
[20:15] Lilishka
    Let me explain.
[20:17] Lilishka
    Hisui turns into a kappa if she makes contact
    with water within an hour of eating cucumber.
[20:22] Shintaro
    So it's my fault for buying
    her that cucumber!
[20:25] Lilishka
    While I'm at it, let me tell you
    that she's no ordinary kappa.
[20:29] Shintaro
    What do you mean, "no ordinary kappa"?
[20:31] Lilishka
    Her grandpa's the boss of the All-Japan
    Kappa Federation that secretly runs Japan.
[20:37] Lilishka
    Which means she's the future
    number one kappa of Japan!
[20:39] Shintaro
    That's such a crazy info dump that it's
    going in one ear and out the other!
[20:43] Hisui
    What do I do? I... I...
[20:47] Noel
    Tsurumi-san.
[20:50] Noel
    It's okay. All three of
    us know about Lili-chan.
[20:55] Noel
    Besides, uh, I'm the same.
[20:59] Hisui
    Huh? Izumi-san...
[21:02] Hisui
    You're a kappa, too?!
[21:03] Noel
    Not quite, sorry!
[21:05] Noel
    So don't worry. We won't tell anyone.
[21:22] Hisui
    Thanks.
[21:24] Shintaro
    Listen.
[21:26] Shintaro
    I'd like you to meet one more
    person, if you don't mind.
[21:29] Shintaro
    Of course, I'd have to ask her first.
[21:32] Shintaro
    What do you say?
[21:34] Hisui
    If you think it's a good idea... I'll do it.
[21:39] Shintaro
    Really?
[21:40] Shintaro
    Then let me go get her right away.
[21:46] Towa
    Wow!
[21:49] Towa
    You're a kappa? Amazing!
[21:51] Towa
    I'm so honored to meet you
    right after meeting a vampire!
[21:57] Towa
    The shell on your back is so wonderful.
[21:57] Shintaro
    Towa-chan, your wings are showing!
[22:00] Shintaro
    So's the shell, but... Calm down, Towa-chan!
SIGN    Towa and Noel Are Both Learning
[23:35] Noel
    Next episode: "Towa and
    Noel Are Both Learning."

Season 1

E10 - Towa and Noel are Both Learning

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[00:01] Shintaro
    This happened during work.
[00:04] Shintaro
    Even I kind of lost my temper at that.
[00:06] Shintaro
    The reasoning was just too absurd.
[00:09] Towa
    My, that sounds rough.
[00:11] Shintaro
    Oh, sorry for whining.
[00:14] Towa
    Don't be.
[00:15] Shintaro
    Come to think of it...
[00:17] Shintaro
    You never get angry, do you?
[00:19] Towa
    Huh?
[00:20] Towa
    I'm pretty sure I do.
[00:23] Shintaro
    But I've never seen you mad at anything.
[00:29] Shintaro
    If you're mad at me about something
    and just not bringing it up,
[00:32] Shintaro
    you don't have to hold back!
[00:34] Shintaro
    You can yell at me, it's okay!
[00:36] Towa
    I'm not, I'm not!
[00:37] Towa
    I'm not mad at you in the least!
[00:40] Towa
    And...
[00:41] Towa
    I'll have you know there are
    times when I get angry, too.
[00:45] Shintaro
    Like when?
[00:46] Towa
    Like when...
[00:52] Shintaro
    You don't, huh?
[00:53] Towa
    I feel like I do, though.
[00:55] Shintaro
    I mean, you didn't even get mad at the
    woman who bumped into you in the park.
[00:59] Towa
    I figured she must have had her reasons.
[01:03] Towa
    Besides, back then,
[01:05] Towa
    you were mad at her for me,
    so I didn't feel the need.
[01:14] Shintaro
    Is it because Towa-chan's an
    angel that she never gets angry?
[01:20] Shintaro
    Yeah, no.
[01:22] Shintaro
    I know an angel with a very short fuse.
[01:24] Shiu
    Lay a finger on Towa-sama,
    and you'll meet your maker!
SIGN    Maker
[01:27] Shiu
    Maker!
[01:28] Shintaro
    I wonder how Shiu-chan's doing.
[01:32] Towa
    Lots and lots...
[01:35] Towa
    of veggies in this miso sou—
[01:37] Shintaro
    That smells nice.
[01:39] Shintaro
    Sorry, I just couldn't resist the aroma.
[01:42] Towa
    You startled me.
[01:44] Towa
    It'll be done soon.
SIGN    Towa-chan's Special
    Miso Soup With Lots of Veggies
[01:46] Towa
    Do you want to try it now?
[01:47] Shintaro
    I do.
[01:54] Towa
    Here you are.
[02:02] Shintaro
    Sorry about that.
[02:04] Shintaro
    Thanks.
[02:12] Shintaro
    Wow, this is great.
[02:15] Towa
    I'm glad.
[02:17] Shintaro
    My conclusion: Towa-chan isn't an
    angel because she's a literal angel.
[02:22] Shintaro
    She's just an angel who
    happens to be a literal angel.
[02:25] Shintaro
    What am I even saying?
[02:34] Tsumugi
    I can't believe first term is over.
[02:36] Shintaro
    Right? I don't know if it felt short or long.
[02:41] Nel
    Hey, was there always a cake shop here?
SIGN    Open Today
[02:44] Tsumugi
    Huh, I never knew. What a cute little place!
[02:47] Noel
    You know what this means.
[02:49] Noel
    Shintaro! We have to go!
[02:51] Shintaro
    Huh?
[02:52] Noel
    Friends always go check out
    new sweets shops immediately!
[02:57] Shintaro
    But now? Hey, wait, Noel-chan!
[02:59] Tsumugi
    I wanna go, too!
[03:02] Towa
    How could I forget we
    were out of spring onion?
[03:05] Towa
    My carelessness has me scared. Heh.
[03:13] Towa
    Now I remember. Shintaro-sama
    said school was a half-day today.
[03:18] Towa
    Shintaro—
[03:32] Towa
    Wait, was I huffing and puffing just now?!
[03:37] Noel
    C'mon, Shintaro.
[03:39] Noel
    Friends are meant to share sweets.
[03:42] Noel
    Now eat up!
[03:43] Shintaro
    I will, but I can eat it myself!
[03:45] Tsumugi
    Feed me instead, Izumi-san.
[03:49] Shintaro
    I'm home.
[03:51] Shintaro
    Towa-chan,
[03:51] Shintaro
    I bought us some cake. Let's eat.
[03:54] Shintaro
    We found a new cake shop on the way home...
[03:58] Shintaro
    Towa-chan?
[04:01] Towa
    I don't want it.
[04:03] Shintaro
    What's wrong?
[04:04] Shintaro
    Are you not feeling well?
[04:06] Towa
    No, I'm perfectly fine.
[04:10] Shintaro
    Uh... are you mad?
[04:19] Towa
    I am not mad!
[04:21] Shintaro
    Er, Towa-chan? What's that
    look supposed to mean?
[04:25] Towa
    Uh, well...
[04:27] Towa
    It means I've started failing
    to understand myself.
[04:35] Towa
    This feeling... Could it be...
[04:40] Towa
    Did... Did I get jealous?!
[04:44] Towa
    But why?
[04:50] Towa
    Shintaro-sama, on second
    thought, I will have that cake.
[04:54] Shintaro
    Sure.
[04:59] Towa
    This is delicious.
[05:01] Towa
    The whipped cream is nice and rich.
[05:04] Shintaro
    I know, right?
[05:05] Shintaro
    I went here with Noel-chan and
    Tsutsumi-san on the way home,
[05:09] Shintaro
    but it was so good that I
    wanted to share it with you.
[05:11] Towa
    Thank you very much.
[05:19] Shintaro
    Hey, Towa-chan?
[05:21] Towa
    Yes?
[05:21] Shintaro
    I'm on summer break starting tomorrow.
[05:24] Shintaro
    So let's go somewhere, okay?
[05:26] Towa
    Huh?
[05:27] Shintaro
    But I don't have that much money,
    and I've scheduled a bunch of work shifts,
[05:31] Shintaro
    so we can't go too far or anything.
[05:34] Shintaro
    But we can go on walks,
[05:36] Shintaro
    take local trains to places,
    and do a bunch of stuff together.
[05:41] Towa
    Yes!
[05:42] Towa
    Oh, but...
[05:44] Towa
    I...
[05:46] Towa
    I'm having plenty of fun
    just living here with you.
[05:52] Shintaro
    Yeah, Towa-chan really is an
    angel and a literal angel!
[06:00] Kidsis
    I'm so excited about being in first grade!
[06:02] Kidsis
    I'm gonna make a hundred friends!
[06:06] Bigsis
    Wow! A beautiful thought.
[06:08] Kidsis
    I promised Mommy!
[06:09] Noel
    Kids in first grade are so
    full of hopes and dreams.
[06:10] Bigsis
    She always told us to make lots of friends.
[06:14] Noel
    Even I wanted to make a hundred friends
[06:15] Kidsis
    Yeah! So I'm gonna make a hundred
    friends and make her happy!
[06:16] Noel
    and eat a rice ball on Mt. Fuji's summit.
[06:20] Noel
    For real.
[06:23] Noel
    But...
[06:24] Noel
    I messed up that one time
[06:27] Noel
    and stopped going to
    school from the next day on.
[06:33] Noel
    Even now, when I recall it,
    I think I'm not fully over it.
[06:38] Noel
    But it's okay.
[06:39] Noel
    I'm going to school now,
    and I even work part-time.
[06:43] Noel
    I even made a friend.
[06:45] Noel
    One Shintaro is better than a
    hundred friends, I'm sure of it.
SIGN    Entertainment > Movie News
SIGN    The Ghost Girl and the Stairway of Mystery
     Director Interview
[06:55] Noel
    I think I wanted to see this movie.
[06:58] Noel
    I know! I'll invite Shintaro tomorrow.
[07:02] Noel
    Going to the movies with a friend
    feels like such a friend thing to do!
[07:06] Noel
    I think Shintaro only has work till 3 PM.
[07:10] Noel
    I should go surprise him at work.
[07:16] Noel
    Thinking about Shintaro makes
    me so happy for some reason.
[07:24] Boss
    Welcome.
[07:25] Boss
    Huh? Izumi-san?
[07:27] Noel
    Hello, Boss.
[07:29] Boss
    You like this place enough to visit as
    a customer? That makes me so happy.
[07:34] Noel
    There he is! Shintaro!
[07:37] Shintaro
    Noel-chan?
[07:39] Noel
    Listen, Shintaro!
[07:41] Tsumugi
    Izumi-san?
[07:47] Noel
    Bodies, bodies everywhere!
[07:49] Noel
    Wh-Why...
[07:51] Towa
    Shintaro-sama invited me to
    come hang out here for once.
[07:56] Lilishka
    I heard Shintaro works here,
    so I came to check it out.
[07:59] Hisui
    Lili-chan invited me...
[08:01] Tsumugi
    A-And I just stopped by for a cold
    drink because it's so hot outside!
SIGN    Liar
[08:08] Boss
    Wow, Tokumitsu-kun.
[08:11] Boss
    Just how many girls do you
    plan to add to your harem?
[08:13] Boss
    You're really living the life!
[08:16] Shintaro
    You're here as a customer, right?
[08:19] Shintaro
    Have you ordered yet?
    Do you wanna join up here?
[08:22] Noel
    I actually came to talk
    to you about something.
[08:25] Noel
    You're almost done with your shift, right?
[08:28] Noel
    Do you wanna go see a movie together?
SIGN    The Ghost Girl and the
     Stairway of Mystery
[08:31] Noel
    It's called The Ghost Girl
    and the Stairway of Mystery
!
[08:33] Shintaro
    Oh, uh, sorry.
[08:36] Shintaro
    I'm covering for someone who had to take
    care of something, so I'm here until six.
[08:42] Shintaro
    Maybe some other day?
[08:43] Noel
    The 3:30 PM show today is
    this movie's last screening.
[08:48] Shintaro
    What? Oh, no! I'm sorry!
[08:50] Noel
    It's fine. I did show up without warning.
[08:52] Noel
    I should be the one apologizing.
[08:54] Noel
    I got too carried away!
[08:57] Shintaro
    Noel-chan...
[08:59] Lilishka
    Wait, Hisui, didn't you read
    the book that movie's adapting?
[09:04] Hisui
    Yeah, I think so.
[09:06] Lilishka
    Did you see it?
[09:07] Hisui
    No...
[09:08] Tsumugi
    Oh, this one?
[09:10] Tsumugi
    The ads for it on TV really had me curious.
[09:13] Towa
    That's a lovely picture.
[09:15] Tsumugi
    Wanna go together?
[09:19] Shintaro
    You sure?
[09:20] Tsumugi
    Yeah.
[09:21] Tsumugi
    Heck, I wanted to watch it.
[09:23] Tsumugi
    It's too bad you can't come along, though.
[09:26] Noel
    W-Wait, I wanted to go with Shintaro—
[09:30] Towa
    Um, what does "going to the movies" mean?
[09:34] Towa
    Do we jump into the movie?
[09:37] Shintaro
    No, no. You go to a cinema to watch it.
[09:40] Shintaro
    It's a place where you can
    watch movies on a huge screen.
[09:43] Towa
    Movies on a huge screen?
    That sounds like fun!
[09:47] Tsumugi
    Do you like movies, Towa-chan?
[09:49] Towa
    I do! I never miss the premieres on TV.
[09:52] Towa
    I watched a bunch of them in Heaven, too.
[09:55] Tsumugi
    Really? But you've never been to
    a movie theater before, right?
[09:59] Tsumugi
    Let's go, then!
[10:00] Noel
    Again, wait...
[10:01] Shintaro
    Aren't you glad, Noel-chan?
[10:03] Noel
    Y-Yeah...
[10:10] Noel
    Why is this happening?
[10:12] Noel
    I wanted to see a movie with a friend.
[10:14] Noel
    It's meaningless if Shintaro's not here.
[10:17] Towa
    Is there anything I should
    know about the cinema?
[10:20] Lilishka
    Hmm...
[10:22] Lilishka
    Everyone focuses on the movie,
    so you have to be quiet.
[10:25] Lilishka
    Oh, and go to the bathroom before it starts.
[10:27] Tsumugi
    That's rule number one.
[10:29] Towa
    Be quiet... go to the bathroom...
[10:32] Hisui
    Um, they show a video explaining
    the rules before the movie starts,
[10:37] Hisui
    so you'll be fine as long as you watch that.
[10:39] Towa
    Understood.
[10:41] Tsumugi
    What about the divide regarding
    staying for the credits?
[10:44] Tsumugi
    Which side are you on, Towa-chan?
[10:46] Towa
    What? There's a divide?
[10:48] Lilishka
    I believe that leaving during
    the credits is a cardinal sin.
[10:53] Hisui
    But there are many who don't care.
[10:56] Lilishka
    Unfathomable!
[10:59] Noel
    I don't know what to talk
    about without Shintaro here.
[11:03] Noel
    I don't think I can do this. I wanna go home...
[11:05] Towa
    Noel-san.
[11:08] Towa
    I'm really looking forward to the cinema!
[11:12] Noel
    Right.
[11:21] Hisui
    That's called a churro.
[11:23] Towa
    Churro, huh? It's great!
[11:25] Lilishka
    You're eating before the movie even starts?
[11:28] Hisui
    You're one to talk.
SIGN    Popcorn
SIGN    Salted
SIGN    Caramel
[11:30] Noel
    I want popcorn, but it's
    too much for one person.
[11:35] Tsumugi
    Izumi-san, do you wanna
    share a bucket of popcorn?
[11:39] Noel
    S-Sure.
[11:46] Pa
    Please follow these rules for
    a better movie experience.
[11:50] Towa
    I'm sorry.
[11:50] Pa
    Smoking is prohibited in this cinema.
[11:52] Towa
    I started feeling nervous once it got dark.
[11:53] Pa
    Please put your phone in silent mode and
    refrain from using it during the show.
[11:55] Towa
    Am I bothering you?
[11:56] Noel
    N-Nah, you're fine.
[11:58] Pa
    Please refrain from talking during the show.
[12:01] Pa
    Please avoid hitting the seat in front
    of you with your legs or baggage.
[12:09] Cat
    Hey, you.
[12:14] Cat
    You there!
[12:17] Mc
    Wait, cats can't talk.
[12:20] Cat
    Follow me.
[12:22] Mc
    The cat talked?!
[12:24] Mc
    No way, what?
[12:25] Cat
    Never mind that. Just come with me.
[12:28] Mc
    A cat's talking to me... follow... what?
[12:36] Mc
    Isn't this place rumored to be haunted?
[12:42] Mc
    It went inside.
SIGN    Fin
[13:41] Noel
    That... was fantastic!
[13:44] Noel
    That one's definitely going
    on my recommended list!
[13:47] Tsumugi
    That was great. What did
    you think, Towa-chan?
[13:50] Towa
    It was amazing!
[13:51] Towa
    Nothing at all like watching at home!
[13:54] Towa
    The visuals had so much impact,
    and the sound was booming, too!
[13:58] Towa
    And most of all, it was a wonderful story!
[14:01] Tsumugi
    Right?
[14:02] Tsumugi
    I cried so many times!
[14:02] Noel
    It was really good.
[14:05] Noel
    I wish I could've seen it with Shintaro.
[14:09] Lilishka
    Once it starts streaming,
[14:10] Lilishka
    let's watch it in the
    club room with Shintaro.
[14:14] Noel
    Great idea!
[14:14] Tsumugi
    Great idea!
[14:15] Lilishka
    You synced.
[14:18] Noel
    I said that on reflex...
[14:20] Tsumugi
    We're supposed to meet Tokumitsu
    at Stairbucks after 6 PM, right?
[14:24] Tsumugi
    Head there and chat?
[14:25] Lilishka
    A fine idea.
[14:26] Hisui
    Yeah.
[14:28] Towa
    The part where the subterraneans
    came to their aid was awesome.
[14:32] Tsumugi
    That was so hype!
[14:33] Noel
    I wanna see Shintaro already,
    but I have to wait a whole hour.
[14:34] Lilishka
    Quite cathartic.
[14:38] Lilishka
    What did you think as a
    source material reader?
[14:41] Hisui
    Uh, they did skip a lot, I guess.
[14:46] Hisui
    But they got the framework
    of the story right.
[14:49] Tsumugi
    Huh...
[14:50] Tsumugi
    What was different?
[14:52] Hisui
    Well, in the book, the main
    character has an older sister.
[14:56] Hisui
    In the movie, the cat says a lot of her lines.
[15:01] Noel
    Huh, I did think the cat seemed
    quite talkative at some points.
[15:07] Noel
    Like on the way back from the tanning salon?
[15:11] Hisui
    Yeah. Those lines were originally
    spoken by the sister.
[15:15] Noel
    I knew it!
[15:16] Noel
    A-And was the veggie juice scene
    foreshadowing the explosion in the climax?
[15:21] Hisui
    That's right.
[15:23] Tsumugi
    Wow, I never realized until you mentioned it.
[15:27] Lilishka
    Uh, we're talking so much that we're not moving.
[15:31] Tsumugi
    Let's just find a spot around here and chat.
[15:33] Noel
    Huh, the book had stairs leading
    to so many more places?
[15:37] Hisui
    Yeah. Also, they cut the scene where
    he took her to an amusement park.
[15:42] Tsumugi
    I wish they'd kept that.
[15:44] Noel
    They probably replaced
    it with the beach scene.
[15:48] Towa
    Is that so? You're amazing, Noel-san!
[15:51] Noel
    Huh? N-Not really.
[15:55] Noel
    Huh?
[16:00] Noel
    You know...
[16:03] Noel
    I think I'm having fun even
    without Shintaro here.
[16:07] Noel
    I'm pretty sure, even...
[16:10] Towa
    Noel-san.
[16:11] Towa
    Thank you very much. I owe my first
    movie-going experience to you.
[16:17] Tsumugi
    Me, too.
[16:19] Tsumugi
    If you hadn't shown up today,
    I might've never watched that movie.
[16:23] Lilishka
    Likewise.
[16:25] Hisui
    Me, too.
[16:26] Tsumugi
    Right?
[16:27] Tsumugi
    That was really fun, right?
[16:30] Noel
    Yeah, it was lots of fun.
[16:34] Noel
    I'm ashamed of myself.
[16:38] Noel
    I got jealous of Shintaro's friends,
[16:41] Noel
    acted up like a petulant child,
[16:44] Noel
    and couldn't be part of the conversation.
[16:47] Noel
    I want to change!
[16:49] Noel
    Hey.
[16:52] Noel
    Towa-chan, Tsutsumi-san,
    Lili-chan, Tsurumi-san.
[16:57] Noel
    Uh... Thanks for today.
[17:00] Noel
    You came with me,
    even though we're not friends.
[17:06] Tsumugi
    Not fr... What?
[17:09] Lilishka
    Uh, we are friends, though.
[17:11] Noel
    Huh?
[17:12] Lilishka
    You and I are friends.
[17:16] Noel
    But aren't you all Shintaro's friends?
[17:20] Tsumugi
    Wait, what? Aren't we friends?
[17:24] Tsumugi
    Are you serious? After we studied so much
    and even went to the festival together?
[17:29] Noel
    Wait, is this because I'm Shintaro's friend?
[17:32] Noel
    Like, the friend of a
    friend is a friend theory?
[17:35] Tsumugi
    Wha?!
[17:36] Lilishka
    I'm actually kinda hurt.
[17:37] Noel
    But that theory ultimately means everyone
    on Earth is friends with everybody!
[17:42] Noel
    Like an "all humans are my
    brothers and sisters" thing!
SIGN    All humans are my
    brothers and sisters
[17:44] Tsumugi
    That's not it! Calm down, Izumi-san!
[17:46] Noel
    But...
[17:48] Noel
    I haven't asked you all to be my friends!
[17:52] Tsumugi
    You can become friends without asking!
[17:55] Tsumugi
    I think we're all friends,
    Tokumitsu or no Tokumitsu.
[17:59] Tsumugi
    Am I wrong?
[18:00] Lilishka
    No, you're right.
[18:01] Towahisui
    Yeah.
[18:02] Noel
    You're all... my friends?
[18:07] Towa
    Yeah.
[18:07] Towa
    You're our friend, Noel-san.
[18:15] Towa
    Noel-san?
[18:16] Tsumugi
    Wait, what?
[18:18] Lilishka
    Bathroom break?
[18:23] Noel
    I'm so happy...
[18:26] Noel
    I'm so, so, so happy!
[18:32] Noel
    It's like a dream come true!
[18:34] Noel
    I owe it all to Shintaro.
[18:36] Noel
    If he hadn't been my friend,
[18:39] Noel
    I don't think I could've
    become friends with them all.
[18:43] Noel
    Shintaro and all of them are my friends...
[18:51] Noel
    Are they all my friends the
    same way Shintaro's my friend?
[18:55] Noel
    That doesn't sound right.
[18:58] Noel
    I mean, I feel so warm and
    fuzzy when I think about him.
[19:03] Noel
    What does this mean?
[19:05] Shintaro
    Noel-chan?
[19:11] Noel
    Shintaro...
[19:12] Shintaro
    Where's everyone?
[19:14] Shintaro
    And wait... are you crying?
[19:17] Noel
    Uh, nah.
[19:20] Noel
    Yeah, Shintaro means something
    different to me than the others.
[19:24] Noel
    Is he more special to me than a friend?
[19:27] Noel
    Does that mean...
[19:29] Noel
    Shintaro.
[19:31] Shintaro
    Wh-What's up?
[19:33] Noel
    I think I don't see you as just a friend...
[19:43] Noel
    but as my bestie, maybe?!
[19:47] Shintaro
    Huh?
[19:50] Tsumugi
    There she is! Izumi-san!
[19:53] Towa
    Oh, and Shintaro-sama, too.
[19:55] Shintaro
    Yeah, we're over here.
[19:57] Shintaro
    Let's go, Noel-chan.
[20:03] Noel
    I've got the right idea about
    us being besties... right?
[21:39] Shintaro
    It's so hot!
[21:41] Towa
    Shintaro-sama, you just banned saying that.
[21:45] Shintaro
    Sorry, I couldn't handle it.
[21:47] Shintaro
    Why'd the A/C have to
    break on such a hot day?
[21:51] Towa
    The repairmen said they'd be here
    to fix it the day after tomorrow.
[21:54] Towa
    We can get through it like this.
[21:56] Shintaro
    Let's go out somewhere tomorrow.
[21:59] Shintaro
    Somewhere with air conditioning.
[22:09] Shintaro
    Oh, right!
[22:10] Shintaro
    The night breeze should be nice and cool now!
[22:19] Shintaro
    Yeah, no, it's still way too hot.
[22:22] Lilishka
    Hey, Shintaro.
[22:24] Shintaro
    Lili-chan? Why are you here?!
[22:27] Lilishka
    Do you have to ask?
[22:28] Lilishka
    To nibble on you...
SIGN    Sweating up a storm
[22:31] Lilishka
    But Shintaro, you should really take a bath.
[22:35] Shintaro
    Get out!
[22:37] Towa
    Lilishka-san.
[22:39] Lilishka
    A good evening to you, Madame Towa.
[22:41] Lilishka
    I come bearing gifts.
[22:43] Shintaro
    An invitation? To what?
[22:45] Lilishka
    To the occult research club's summer camp.
[22:49] Shintaro
    No, thanks. We're not members.
[22:52] Lilishka
    What? You're not members?!
[22:55] Shintaro
    Nope!
[22:55] Lilishka
    A one-night, two-day trip starting tomorrow!
[22:57] Lilishka
    With a hot spring and a beach!
[22:59] Shintaro
    Still not going.
[23:00] Lilishka
    But I already invited Madame Noel and
     Madame Tsumugi saying you'd be there.
[23:05] Shintaro
    Not my problem!
[23:06] Lilishka
    You don't have to bring anything!
[23:08] Lilishka
    It's all free!
[23:10] Lilishka
    Including travel!
[23:12] Shintaro
    Why would you think I'd go?
[23:14] Lilishka
    Please, I beg of you!
[23:17] Shintaro
    Does the place have air conditioning?
[23:22] Shintaro
    At the time, I was secretly thinking
[23:24] Shintaro
    that a summer camp could be fun
    as a staple of high school life.
[23:29] Shintaro
    But we would soon find ourselves in the
    kind of place we'd never even imagined.
SIGN    To Camp!
[23:36] Hisui
    Next episode: "To Camp!"

Season 1

E11 - To Camp!

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[00:10] Towa
    Shintaro-sama?
    Are we meeting up over there?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 110 0 110
SIGN    Notice of the Occult Research Club
    Summer Camp
SIGN    Schedule — One Night, Two Days
SIGN    Camp Venue — Hisui's Family's
     Vacation Home
SIGN    Note: Hisui's family will take you to
     the location.
SIGN    Meeting Place — Roof of the TRM
     3rd Building by the Station
SIGN    Meeting Time — 9 AM
[00:15] Shintaro
    I'm pretty sure. It says
    "TRM 3rd Building by the Station."
[00:25] Security
    Tokumitsu-sama and Towa-sama, yes?
[00:27] Security
    Please come this way.
[00:29] Shintaro
    Huh?
[00:30] Shintaro
    O-Okay.
[00:37] Shintaro
    Uh, she did say her family would
    take us to the location...
[00:42] Shintaro
    but what the heck is all this?!
SIGN    Studio Apartment, Good Lighting, Angel Included
[02:19] Hisui
    Welcome. The vacation
    home's right over there.
[02:22] Hisui
    We'll bring your baggage in later.
[02:24] Towa
    That was amazing.
[02:24] Tsumugi
    Yikes! My knees are still all shaky!
[02:26] Towa
    I had no idea such a means of travel existed.
[02:27] Noel
    Helicopter? Helicopter!
[02:28] Towa
    Amazing, amazing! It was
    so amazing, it was amazing!
[02:30] Shintaro
    Calm down, Towa-chan!
[02:32] Hisui
    Um...
[02:33] Tsumugi
    Who are you really, Tsurumi-san?
[02:36] Tsumugi
    Wait...
[02:38] Tsumugi
    Tsurumi, as in "Tsurumi Enterprises"?!
[02:41] Shintaro
    Huh? What's that?
[02:43] Tsumugi
    One of Japan's big four conglomerates.
SIGN    Tsurumi Heavy Industries
    Tsurumi Manufacturing
    Tsurumi Electric
    Tsurumi Securities
    Tsurumi Roadways
    Tsurumi First Life
    Tsurumi First Bank
    Tsurumi Electro
    Tsurumi Transport
SIGN    Tsurumi Systems
    Tsurumi Solutions
    TRM Techno Inc.
    Tsurumi Freight
    Tsurumi Shipbuilding
    Tsurumi Communications
    Tsurumi Building Systems
    Tsurumi Electric
[02:45] ---
    Does "Tsurumi Group" sound more familiar?
[02:48] Noel
    Oh, the one that always takes up
    a huge chunk of TV show credits?
[02:51] Lilishka
    Hmph. I told you this before.
[02:53] Lilishka
    Her grandpa's the boss of the All-Japan
    Kappa Federation that secretly runs Japan.
[02:59] Shintaro
    But how are those two things related?
[03:01] Shintaro
    Oh, wait. I guess they are?
[03:04] Towa
    You're amazing, Hisui-san!
[03:06] Hisui
    I'm not the one who's amazing.
[03:09] Hisui
    This way.
[03:15] Kujaku
    A very warm welcome to you all.
[03:18] Shintaro
    Suddenly, maids!
[03:20] Kujaku
    We are Hisui-sama's personal maids,
[03:23] Kujaku
    and we come from a long line of elite kappa
[03:26] Kujaku
    that have served the Tsurumi
    clan's heirs for generations.
[03:29] Kujaku
    My name is Kujaku.
[03:32] Aoi
    I'm Aoi.
[03:34] Aoi
    By the way, we're twins.
[03:35] Shintaro
    Whoa, whoa! Slow down with the info dump!
[03:39] Kujaku
    Please come this way.
[03:45] Noel
    Wow, so many maids!
[03:48] Towa
    Thanks for having us.
    We're looking forward to this.
[03:52] Shintaro
    Are they all kappa?!
[03:55] Shintaro
    They're all women, too.
[03:57] Tsumugi
    This place is huge.
[03:59] Aoi
    It's the smallest of the
    Tsurumi clan's vacation homes.
[04:04] Tsumugi
    Oh, is that so...
[04:06] Noel
    Wow, such a pretty pond.
[04:09] Towa
    It's wonderful.
[04:10] Towa
    Exotic!
[04:11] Tsumugi
    Yeah, it's like Monet's Pond!
[04:14] Kujaku
    We're told this pond was built back
    in the Edo period by a Tsurumi.
[04:18] Shintaro
    Wow...
[04:20] Kujaku
    Kappa are water gods.
[04:22] Kujaku
    In the Edo period, the Tsurumi clan
[04:24] Kujaku
    used their irrigation expertise to
    gain a foothold in the Shogunate,
[04:27] Kujaku
    building the foundation of
    the group we know today.
[04:30] Tsumugi
    That's so cool.
[04:34] Aoi
    That pond has a sorrowful
    legend associated with it.
[04:39] Aoi
    The legend of two lovers who tried to
    exchange their shirikodama out of love
[04:43] Aoi
    and met their maker...
[04:47] Tsumugi
    Th-There it is! Shirikodama talk!
[04:49] Shintaro
    Oh! Not my kappa tea.
[04:53] Kujaku
    It's said that any two who profess their
    love by the pond will be together forever.
[04:57] Tsumugi
    Together in death, you mean!
[05:00] Shintaro
    Uh... So what exactly
    are shirikodama, anyway?
[05:04] Shintaro
    Are they like souls or something?
[05:07] Aoi
    Sh-Shirikodama... are precious things
    found in an orifice in one's lower half.
[05:13] Kujaku
    Shirikodama are shirikodama!
[05:15] Kujaku
    You're being inappropriate, Tokumitsu-sama!
[05:18] Shintaro
    Sorry about that.
[05:19] Shintaro
    I'm only left with more questions.
[05:24] Tsumugi
    Wow!
[05:25] Noel
    I've only seen this in manga.
[05:27] Aoi
    We'll be right outside.
[05:30] Kujaku
    Please ask for anything you might need.
[05:33] Shintaro
    Sure, thank you.
[05:42] Lilishka
    Okay, then.
[05:43] Lilishka
    Time to begin the occult club's summer camp.
[05:46] Noel
    Yeah!
[05:47] Lilishka
    We have a very important event
    planned after dinner.
[05:51] Lilishka
    You're free to do whatever
    until then. That's all.
[05:55] Shintaro
    Huh? Hang on a sec.
[05:57] Noel
    It's not even lunchtime yet...
[05:59] Tsumugi
    Surely you've got some kind
    of group activity planned?
[06:04] Lilishka
    Not really, no.
[06:05] Shintaro
    Planned laziness.
[06:08] Kujaku
    In that case...
[06:10] Kujaku
    Would you like to sumo wrestle?
[06:12] Shintaro
    Why?!
[06:14] Shintaro
    And why's there a sumo ring in the room?!
[06:18] Kujaku
    Come on! Let's sumo!
[06:20] Shintaro
    No, I think I'll pass.
[06:22] Hisui
    Sorry about this.
[06:23] Hisui
    Everyone in my family likes sumo.
[06:27] Aoi
    Kappa have been avid lovers of sumo
    wrestling since ancient times.
[06:31] Kujaku
    The love for sumo and
    cucumbers is in our genes!
SIGN    Slide
[06:36] Aoi
    How about a casual match or two?
[06:36] Towa
    On your marks... sumo!
    Meaty persons slapping meat!
[06:39] Tsumugi
    N-No, thanks.
[06:41] Noel
    I'll pass.
[06:42] Kujaku
    How about a swim in the ocean, then?
[06:45] Kujaku
    There's a very nice beach nearby.
[06:49] Aoi
    If you need swimsuits,
[06:50] Aoi
    we have plenty in this room here.
[06:53] Aoi
    Choose whichever you like.
[06:56] Noel
    Squee! Cute!
[06:58] Tsumugi
    This is amazing! It's basically a store!
[07:01] Noel
    This looks like your style, Tsumugi!
[07:03] Tsumugi
    Which one?
[07:07] Tsumugi
    You're right! Let me try it on!
[07:12] Shintaro
    I'll change somewhere else.
[07:14] Shintaro
    Where do you have the swimsuits for men?
[07:17] Kujaku
    Huh? For men?
[07:21] Shintaro
    Yeah...
[07:22] Kujaku
    A m-m-m-m-man?!
[07:24] Aoi
    You're a man?
[07:26] Maids
    What?!
[07:28] Maids
    A man?!
[07:29] Maids
    A gentleman!
[07:29] Maids
    A man's here?
[07:30] Maids
    No way!
[07:40] Kujaku
    We're terribly sorry for not being
    able to provide you a swimsuit.
[07:45] Shintaro
    Don't be.
[07:46] Shintaro
    I got to borrow these shorts. I'll be fine.
[07:51] Aoi
    That really shocked me, though.
[07:53] Aoi
    I can't believe you're a man, Tokumitsu-sama.
[07:56] Shintaro
    I was the one who was shocked.
[07:58] Shintaro
    I clearly look and talk like a guy, don't I?
[08:03] Aoi
    I jumped to conclusions.
SIGN    Father
SIGN    Mother
[08:05] Aoi
    I assumed you were a girl from a rich family
    who raised you as a boy for reasons.
SIGN    Sob...
[08:08] Shintaro
    Sounds complicated!
[08:10] Aoi
    A ground-shaking revelation.
[08:11] ---
    I never could have imagined it.
[08:14] Aoi
    Hisui-sama has become friends with a boy.
[08:18] Shintaro
    Ah, yeah, she didn't seem too
    comfortable talking to boys.
[08:24] Kujaku
    Hisui-sama will one day take her place
    as the number one kappa of Japan.
[08:28] Kujaku
    If she is to obtain her
    soul mate's shirikodama,
[08:32] ---
    she must remain pure.
[08:35] Shintaro
    What the heck are shirikodama, really?
[08:38] Kujaku
    As such, she has spent her life
    surrounded by female servants.
[08:43] Kujaku
    The only men she ever
    interacted with were family.
[08:48] Kujaku
    And now...
[08:50] Shintaro
    Uh... Should I really stay here tonight?
[08:56] Towa
    Shintaro-sama.
[09:02] Towa
    Sorry to keep you waiting.
[09:05] Shintaro
    She's an angel! I don't know where to look...
[09:08] Noel
    I'm here!
[09:10] Noel
    Took me a while to pick out a swimsuit.
[09:15] Tsumugi
    H-Hey there...
[09:23] Kujaku
    My, you all look wonderful.
[09:26] Shintaro
    Seriously, where am I supposed to look?!
[09:29] Tsumugi
    Gah, I wanna die!
[09:32] Tsumugi
    If I'd known I'd be hitting the beach with
    Tokumitsu, I would've gone on a diet.
[09:36] Tsumugi
    Oh, but then I would've lost
    fat in the wrong areas!
[09:39] Tsumugi
    I'd lose what little assets I have!
[09:41] Tsumugi
    But either way, I'm so
    happy to be here with him!
[09:45] Noel
    Hey, Shintaro. Let's play volleyball.
[09:48] Noel
    I heard Tsumugi's real good.
[09:50] Noel
    Oh, we're at the beach,
    so I guess it'd be beach volleyball.
[09:54] Noel
    My mistake!
[09:56] Shintaro
    Someone's hyper!
[09:58] Shintaro
    But I'll pass.
[10:00] Shintaro
    I love barbecuing.
[10:03] Shintaro
    Any man who could casually
    join them would be a legend!
[10:06] Lilishka
    What? Blushing, are we?
[10:08] Lilishka
    Talk about a Midsummer Lad's Squeam.
[10:12] Shintaro
    Who are you?!
[10:14] Lilishka
    It's me.
[10:15] Lilishka
    This sunny beach is too much for a vampire.
[10:20] Shintaro
    Aren't you hot?
[10:21] Lilishka
    On the contrary, I'm very cool.
[10:22] Lilishka
    It's a special wet suit made
    by Tsurumi Sporting Goods.
[10:26] Kujaku
    For Tsurumi, the impossible is nothing.
SIGN    Wearing Tsurumi
    high-tech maid outfits
    w/extra cooling
[10:29] Noel
    That's it! I can't wait anymore!
[10:32] Noel
    Let's go, Shintaro!
[10:35] Noel
    Hurry up!
[10:38] Tsumugi
    Hey, wait!
[10:41] Tsumugi
    Towa-chan, Hisui-chan,
    and Lili-chan, let's go, too.
[10:44] Towa
    Sure.
[10:46] Hisui
    O-Okay.
[10:47] Lilishka
    Activating shields at 100 percent.
[10:53] Noel
    Hurry up!
[11:05] Hisui
    There.
[11:09] Tsumugi
    You receive like this.
[11:10] Towa
    Okay.
[11:20] Noel
    Take this!
[11:28] Towa
    Here, Noel-san.
[11:30] Noel
    Oh, thanks, Towa-chan.
[11:34] Shintaro
    Here. For you, Towa-chan.
[11:38] Towa
    Thank you very much, Shintaro-sama.
[11:41] Noel
    Oh, you know what, Shintaro?
[11:43] Noel
    Towa-chan was so funny when
    the ocean first came into view.
[11:46] Shintaro
    Huh? She was?
[11:51] (Flashback) Towa
    This is all salt water?
[11:53] (Flashback) Towa
    How many packets of salt is that?
[11:57] Shintaro
    I wish I could've seen it!
[12:00] Shintaro
    Hey, looking good.
[12:02] Shintaro
    Have you had the corn yet, Tsurumi-san?
SIGN    Jump
[12:08] Hisui
    N-Not yet.
[12:10] Shintaro
    We're able to talk now, but I don't
    feel like we've broken the ice yet.
[12:15] Shintaro
    Is there a good way to do this?
[12:17] Shintaro
    I know! Can I call you Hisui-chan?
[12:24] Shintaro
    Crap! I was too aggressive!
[12:26] Shintaro
    Uh... I mean...
[12:28] Hisui
    Go... ahead...
[12:31] Hisui
    It's okay. You can call me that.
[12:34] Shintaro
    Y-Yeah?
[12:36] Shintaro
    Then here you are, Hisui-chan.
[12:42] Lilishka
    What's the matter, Hisui?
[12:46] Hisui
    I've never had a boy call me by my first
    name before. It was so nerve-wracking.
[12:58] Towa
    Shintaro-sama.
[13:01] Shintaro
    Towa-chan.
[13:11] Shintaro
    This heat makes you thirsty, huh?
[13:13] Towa
    Yeah.
[13:15] Towa
    I never knew the ocean
    could sparkle like this.
[13:19] Towa
    The sunlight...
[13:21] Towa
    The humid sea breeze and
    the scent of salt in the air...
[13:26] Towa
    The feel of walking barefoot in the sand...
[13:29] Towa
    I knew about beaches, of course,
[13:32] Towa
    but getting to experience one firsthand
    is a whole different thing.
[13:37] Shintaro
    Yeah.
[13:39] Towa
    Also...
[13:40] Towa
    Wearing a swimsuit is somewhat embarrassing.
[13:43] Towa
    I can't relax because it's
    like I'm in my undies.
[13:46] Shintaro
    Towa-chan... What an angel!
[13:52] Noel
    Man, this is so summer break.
[13:55] Tsumugi
    Thanks, Lili-chan and Hisui-chan.
[13:58] Tsumugi
    I'm glad I came.
[14:00] Lilishka
    Heh. You owe me one.
[14:02] Aoi
    Pardon us. Would you like to wash
    off in the hot spring before dinner?
[14:07] Tsumugi
    What? You have a hot spring?
[14:10] Hisui
    Yeah.
[14:10] Noel
    Wow, that rules!
[14:13] Kujaku
    We must apologize, Tokumitsu-sama.
[14:16] Kujaku
    This vacation home only has
    bathing areas for women.
[14:18] Kujaku
    Could you make do with the well in the yard?
[14:21] Shintaro
    The well?!
[14:23] Kujaku
    We only have female staff, so even
    the staff baths are women-only.
[14:27] Kujaku
    You may use the bath at a different
    time, such as after dinner.
[14:31] Shintaro
    Okay...
[14:32] Tsumugi
    Uh, sorry, Tokumitsu.
[14:34] Shintaro
    Don't worry about me.
[14:36] Noel
    When will you be coming to peek?
[14:39] Shintaro
    Huh?!
[14:40] Shintaro
    I won't! Why are you assuming I'm going to?!
[14:43] Noel
    What?
[14:44] Noel
    But hot springs and public baths are prime...
SIGN    Crack
[14:49] Noel
    Another fictional event?!
[14:56] Shintaro
    That wasn't so bad, actually.
[14:58] Lilishka
    Shintaro.
[15:00] Shintaro
    You're still out here, Lili-chan?
[15:03] Shintaro
    Wait, what's with the swimsuit?
[15:06] Lilishka
    I had it on underneath all along. Booyah.
SIGN    Booyah
[15:14] Shintaro
    What was that all about?
[15:23] Towa
    Oh, this is some rich bathwater.
[15:27] Tsumugi
    It's gotta have some great health effects!
[15:29] Noel
    This feels great.
SIGN    Hisui Springs
[15:32] Towa
    "Hisui Springs"?
[15:33] Towa
    It's named after Hisui-san?
[15:36] Tsumugi
    Is there a reason for that?
[15:38] Hisui
    Uh... that's...
[15:40] Lilishka
    The kappa leader created this spring
    in preparation for Hisui's first bath.
[15:46] Towa
    Really?
[15:48] Tsumugi
    Talk about baby's first bath...
[15:52] Noel
    Whew, I'm loving it.
SIGN    Yuki-onna are prone to
     getting dizzy in the bath
[15:53] Tsumugi
    Whoa, you should get out!
    You're as red as a lobster!
[15:57] Noel
    'Kay.
[16:01] Noel
    It's too bad Shintaro couldn't
    join us. I wish he had.
[16:06] Tsumugi
    Bathing... together?
SIGN    Bathing
SIGN    Together
[16:10] Tsumugi
    Absolutely, positively, definitely not!
SIGN    Shake
SIGN    Shake
SIGN    Shake
SIGN    Shake
SIGN    Shake
SIGN    Shake
SIGN    Shake
SIGN    Shake
SIGN    No thoughts
SIGN    Only dirty
    thoughts
[16:15] Lilishka
    After a beach day,
[16:16] Lilishka
    you should wash your hair
    as soon as possible,
[16:18] Lilishka
    or it'll get all dry and messy
[16:20] Lilishka
    due to the salt in the seawater and UV rays.
[16:22] Towa
    Dry and messy? That sounds awful.
[16:26] Tsumugi
    Cute...
[16:27] Tsumugi
    Not only is she gorgeous, but...
[16:30] Tsumugi
    Marshmallows much?!
[16:32] Tsumugi
    In comparison,
[16:34] Tsumugi
    I'm not entirely lacking,
    but I dunno if I can say I'm stacked.
[16:40] Noel
    What's wrong, Tsumugi?
[16:42] Noel
    It's no... thing!
[16:46] Noel
    What's taking my growth spurt so long?!
[16:49] Noel
    Tsumugi...
[16:51] Noel
    Do you wanna touch my boobs?
[16:52] Tsumugi
    Huh? Why?!
[16:54] Noel
    You looked at my chest,
    so I thought you wanted a feel.
[16:57] Tsumugi
    No, no, no!
SIGN    Fondle
[16:58] Lilishka
    As you can see,
[16:59] Lilishka
    Japanese tradition says women feel each
    other's chests up when bathing together.
[17:04] Towa
    Really?
[17:06] Tsumugi
    Hey! Don't feed the angel lies!
[17:08] Tsumugi
    That's just a male fantasy!
SIGN    Shock
[17:11] Noel
    What?
[17:12] Noel
    Girls getting touchy-feely in the
    bath is a fictional event, too?
[17:16] Noel
    I hate it! Nothing in this world is IRL!
[17:19] Tsumugi
    Uh, I'm pretty sure that's not the case.
[17:23] Lilishka
    Don't worry, Hisui. We're all still growing.
[17:26] Hisui
    Huh? What?
[17:27] Lilishka
    Modest chests contain big
    dreams of their own, okay?
[17:32] Hisui
    I can't understand what
    you're saying sometimes.
[17:36] Lilishka
    You know exactly what.
SIGN    Nudge Nudge
SIGN    Nudge Nudge
[17:38] Hisui
    No, I don't!
[17:39] Towa
    You two seem very close.
[17:44] Towa
    Huh? Why's it cold?
[17:47] Tsumugi
    Wait, is it snowing?
[17:49] Noel
    I'm so ignorant to the ways of the world.
[17:53] Noel
    That makes sense. I was
    holed up at home forever.
[17:56] Tsumugi
    Whoa, calm down, Noel!
[17:58] Tsumugi
    We can't be having a
    snowy bath in the summer!
[18:01] Noel
    Tell me...
[18:02] Noel
    Are friends 2D beings, too, maybe?
[18:07] Tsumugi
    Friends are real!
[18:09] Tsumugi
    And what the heck are "2D beings," anyway?!
[18:19] Shintaro
    The girls are taking forever.
[18:23] Kujaku
    How about a bout to kill time?
[18:25] Shintaro
    How 'bout no?
[18:26] Kujaku
    Too bad.
[18:29] Kujaku
    Tokumitsu-sama.
[18:31] Shintaor
    Yes?
[18:33] Kujaku
    You asked earlier if you should
    really stay here tonight.
[18:38] Kujaku
    We have decided...
[18:39] Kujaku
    to forget the fact that you're male.
[18:44] Aoi
    Hisui-sama seemed to be
    having so much fun today.
[18:47] Aoi
    We haven't seen her look that way in ages.
[18:50] Kujaku
    However...
[18:51] Kujaku
    Should you dare do anything
    untoward to her...
[18:51] Aoi
    Should you dare do anything
    untoward to her...
[18:55] Shintaro
    I won't!
[18:56] Shintaro
    I would never! I swear on my life!
SIGN    Nod
SIGN    Nod
[19:23] Shintaro
    We did cut loose at the beach.
[19:25] Shintaro
    It's a little early, but we should sleep.
[19:28] Noel
    Yeah, good idea.
[19:31] Shintaro
    Goodnight.
[19:32] Girls
    Night.
[19:33] Towa
    Goodnight.
SIGN    Alone...
[19:42] Shintaro
    I feel so alone!
[19:46] Shintaro
    Wait, they did say I could use the
    bath after dinner, didn't they?
[19:54] Shintaro
    Whoa, now this is a vibe.
[19:57] Shintaro
    Hot spring all to myself!
[19:59] Shintaro
    The luxury!
[20:00] Shintaro
    I usually just use the tiny
    bathtub in the apartment.
[20:08] Shintaro
    I thought nobody was here!
[20:09] Shintaro
    Wait, no! I just couldn't sleep!
[20:10] Shintaro
    Wait, no! I'm sorry! I'll leave at once!
[20:13] Hisui
    I-I-It's okay! You don't have to leave!
[20:16] Hisui
    I'll just go over there!
[20:21] Sign
    Over There
[20:21] Sign
    Over There
[20:22] Shintaro
    What's even going on here?
[20:24] Hisui
    I felt bad and stopped him without thinking.
[20:28] Shintaro
    I felt bad about leaving
    after she stopped me.
[20:31] Shintaro
    But I should go.
[20:33] Shintaro
    I don't want the maids mad at me.
[20:36] Hisui
    T-Tokumitsu... kun.
[20:38] Shintaro
    Huh? H-How can I help you?
[20:40] Hisui
    Thanks... for coming to the camp...
[20:46] Shintaro
    But I didn't do anything.
[20:49] Hisui
    I think everyone else only
    came because you did.
[20:55] Hisui
    Things are always so lively
    and fun around you.
[21:00] Hisui
    There's something about you.
[21:03] Hisui
    You have something special that
    makes people feel at home with you.
[21:09] Shintaro
    You think so?
[21:11] Hisui
    Lili-chan was really enjoying herself.
[21:14] Hisui
    I had fun, too.
[21:17] Shintaro
    You really love Lili-chan, don't you?
[21:20] Hisui
    I do!
SIGN    Hngh
[21:23] Shintaro
    Man, she's such a nice girl!
[21:25] Shintaro
    Treat her right, Lilishka!
[21:29] Shintaro
    Did you join our school
    because she was there?
[21:34] Hisui
    No.
[21:35] Hisui
    We were actually friends before high school,
[21:38] Hisui
    but I joined for another reason.
[21:41] Hisui
    I received an oracle.
[21:44] Hisui
    In middle school, I saved an
    old lady drowning in a canal.
[21:49] Shintaro
    She's a one-woman naval rescue squad.
[21:52] Hisui
    That old lady said...
[21:54] (Flashback) Oldfortuneteller
    You should put yourself in
    an environment with men.
[21:58] (Flashback) Oldfortuneteller
    Do that, and a new world
    will open itself to you.
[22:02] (Flashback) Oldfortuneteller
    By the way, these great talismans
    can up your luck with men.
[22:07] (Flashback) Oldfortuneteller
    They're 10,000 for one, but I'll
    cut you a deal: five for 50,000!
[22:11] (Flashback) Hisui
    Huh?
[22:12] Shintaro
    Hold up. This old lady
    sounds awfully familiar.
[22:15] Hisui
    We kappa take chance happenings
    related to water seriously.
[22:19] Hisui
    So I changed my plan of going
    to an all-girls school...
[22:22] Shintaro
    and came to ours.
[22:24] Hisui
    Yeah.
[22:25] Hisui
    But I just couldn't get used to co-ed.
[22:30] Hisui
    I'd been having a hard time.
[22:33] Shintaro
    Hisui-chan...
[22:34] Hisui
    But now,
[22:35] Hisui
    I've met you all.
[22:37] Hisui
    And that makes me feel I was
    right to choose this school.
[22:44] Shintaro
    Yeah?
[22:46] Shintaro
    Hearing Hisui-chan say those words
    made coming to this camp worth it.
[22:56] Shintaro
    That was a great bath.
SIGN    World Peace
[23:04] Kujaku
    Get ready...
[23:06] Kujaku
    Sumo!
[23:09] Kujaku
    You went back on your word.
[23:11] Kujaku
    Now you'll repent by being
    our sparring partner.
[23:14] Shintaro
    This makes no sense!
[23:16] Shintaro
    I feel like I've come to
    the sumo club's camp!
[24:59] Lilishka
    Shoot! I completely forgot about that thing!
SIGN    The camp night continues...
SIGN    We Went Way Up High
[25:05] Shintarotowa
    Next episode: "We Went Way Up High."

Season 1

E12 - We Went Way Up High

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[00:04] Shintaro
    Man, I'm beat.
[00:08] Shintaro
    Are the maids' sparring
    sessions always that intense?
[00:16] Shintaro
    Goodnight, Towa-chan.
[00:21] Lilishka
    Shintaro!
[00:23] Shintaro
    Sorry, that was purely out of habit!
[00:26] Lilishka
    I forgot the most important part!
[00:28] Shintaro
    Huh? What?
[00:29] Lilishka
    The devil summoning!
SIGN    Devil
SIGN    Summoning
[00:35] Shintaro
    Excuse me?
SIGN    Studio Apartment, Good Lighting, Angel Included
[02:08] Shintaro
    So...
[02:09] Shintaro
    You woke us all up to summon... a devil?
[02:14] Hisui
    Yeah. Lili-chan wouldn't take no for an answer.
[02:18] Tsumugi
    I don't really mind,
[02:20] Tsumugi
    but Towa-chan's got threes for eyes.
[02:23] Towa
    Mumble, mumble...
SIGN    This angel's eyes
    often turn into 3s
[02:25] Shintaro
    If you forgot about it until now,
    it can't have been that important.
[02:28] Lilishika
    It is, too. It's the whole point
    of the occult club's camp.
[02:31] Shintaro
    We're not members, though.
[02:33] Noel
    Do you know how to do it?
[02:35] Lilishka
    I do.
SIGN    Summoning
    for Beginners
[02:36] Lilishka
    It's all written down here.
[02:38] Lilishka
    Hisui and I tried it once, and it failed.
[02:42] Lilishka
    But with all of you, I'm positive
    we can make this work.
[02:46] Shintaro
    Sounds fishy.
[02:48] Shintaro
    Seems like it won't actually
    succeed, though. What a relief.
[02:51] Noel
    I'm down. This could make for a fun memory.
[02:55] Tsumugi
    That's true. It'll be our version
    of the test of courage.
[03:00] Lilishka
    Okay, I'd like us to try out
    the "Elohim, Etz Chaim" chant.
[03:06] Noel
    "Elohim, Etz Chaim"? That's a famous chant.
[03:10] Tsumugi
    Yeah, even I've heard of it.
[03:12] Lilishka
    It's simple.
[03:14] Lilishka
    "Elohim, Etz Chaim, heed my call."
[03:19] Lilishka
    We chant that thrice in
    succession with all our hearts.
[03:23] Lilishka
    To be honest, there's no
    telling what will show up.
[03:26] Shintaro
    Huh? Not a devil?
[03:29] Lilishka
    It's commonly known as a
    devil-summoning method,
[03:35] Lilishka
    but this is more of a call
    to all spiritual beings.
[03:40] Lilishka
    We might summon a spirit and not a devil.
[03:44] Lilishka
    I think there has to be a mutual interest.
[03:47] Lilishka
    Whatever shows up will be a being
    that has the desire to come here.
[03:52] Noel
    "A being that has the desire to come here"?
[03:55] Shintaro
    Ooh, we're getting in the mood now.
[03:58] Shintaro
    Not that I think anything's gonna show up.
[04:01] Tsumugi
    I'm getting excited.
[04:03] Noel
    Same... Say, Lili-chan.
[04:05] Noel
    Don't these things usually require
    a sacrifice of some sort?
[04:10] Lilishka
    Exactly, Madame Noel.
[04:13] Lilishka
    Before chanting, we must tear asunder a
    dark hen that has never once laid an egg.
[04:19] Towa
    What? That's too cruel!
[04:22] Lilishka
    But... I'd feel bad,
[04:25] Lilishka
    so we'll use this charred
    chicken-shaped cookie instead.
[04:30] Shintaro
    What makes you think that's gonna work?
[04:34] Lilishka
    Little one, sacrifice thyself
    for the greater good!
[04:42] Lilishka
    Now, face east and begin chanting.
[04:47] Lilishka
    Elohim, Etz Chaim, heed my call.
[04:51] All
    Elohim, Etz Chaim,
[04:54] All
    heed my call.
[04:56] All
    Elohim, Etz Chaim, heed my call.
[05:03] Tsumugi
    Whoa, what?
[05:06] Shintaro
    We might actually summon something!
[05:09] All
    Elohim,
[05:10] All
    Etz Chaim,
[05:12] All
    heed my call!
[05:34] Shiu
    Huh?
[05:35] Shiu
    Towa—
[05:38] Tsumugi
    Whoa, it actually worked for a second!
[05:41] Noel
    We summoned something with wings!
[05:44] Tsumugi
    An angel?!
[05:45] Noel
    Has to be!
[05:46] Hisui
    Lili-chan?
[05:47] Hisui
    Pull yourself together! Are you okay?
[05:48] Towa
    Shintaro-sama, was that...
[05:51] Hisui
    Hey, Lili-chan?! Are you okay?!
[05:51] Shintaro
    Yeah. Sure was Shiu-chan.
[05:54] Tsumugi
    Wow, these rituals actually work, huh?
[05:57] Noel
    Right? But why'd she disappear so quickly?
[06:04] Lilishka
    Because there was already
    an angel here, maybe?
[06:06] Towa
    What?
[06:07] Towa
    U-Um, I'm sorry.
[06:10] Lilishka
    No need to apologize.
[06:13] Lilishka
    We now know that summoning actually works.
[06:17] Noel
    Yeah! Let's do this again for sure!
[06:19] Lilishka
    Wha? Does that mean you'll join the club?
[06:22] Noel
    That was so great, I almost want to!
[06:24] Tsumugi
    Uh, I don't know about that...
[06:27] Noel
    I don't care what! I just wanna summon!
[06:30] Noel
    Let's get all Halloween in here!
[06:32] Lilishka
    A fine mindset!
[06:34] Lilishka
    We shall persevere!
[06:35] Towa
    Uh...
[06:36] Towa
    Okay?
[06:38] Tsumugi
    Actually...
SIGN    Kappa
SIGN    Angel
SIGN    Vampire
SIGN    Yuki-Onna
[06:40] Shintaro
    I think we're pretty Halloween already.
[06:44] Lilishka
    Let's summon a UFO next!
[06:46] Noel
    Or a ghost! I wanna summon a ghost!
[06:49] Shintaro
    Quit foreshadowing!
[06:52] Shiu
    W-Was I seeing things?
[06:56] Tsumugi
    I feel so awake now.
[06:58] Noel
    Yeah, I definitely can't sleep now.
[07:01] Noel
    Let's do something, Shintaro!
[07:03] Noel
    Like light up fireworks or something!
[07:05] Lilishka
    A fine idea, Madame Noel.
[07:08] Towa
    What are "fireworks"?
[07:10] Noel
    When you light them up, they get all sparkly
    and crackly, and it's really pretty!
[07:17] Noel
    Oh, but there are some that go boom!
[07:20] Towa
    Sparkly? Crackly?
[07:22] Towa
    Boom?
[07:24] Shintaro
    I'm sure that would be very fun and all,
[07:27] Shintaro
    but we don't have fireworks.
[07:30] Kujakuaoi
    We have some right here!
[07:42] Lilishka
    I command you, mighty blaze!
[07:44] Hisui
    Lili-chan, it's not safe. Please behave.
[07:46] Lilishka
    Dance, my flame!
[07:48] Tsumugi
    What do I pick?
[07:49] Lilishka
    Rend the darkness!
[07:50] Noel
    The one that goes all like, "Pew! Pew!"
[07:53] Shintaro
    Towa-chan, try this out for starters.
[07:58] Shintaro
    That's upside-down.
[07:59] Shintaro
    You light up the dangly bit.
[08:02] Shintaro
    Oh, and don't point it at people, okay?
[08:04] Towa
    O-Okay.
[08:08] Shintaro
    Huh?
[08:09] Shintaro
    The lighter's not working.
[08:09] Towa
    Sparkly... crackly... boom...
[08:14] Towa
    Boom?
[08:20] Shintaro
    There we go!
[08:21] Towa
    Shintaro-sama!
[08:23] Towa
    Is this thing going to explode?
[08:26] Shintaro
    It won't, don't worry.
[08:28] Towa
    But I'm scared!
[08:30] Shintaro
    What? Let me hold it, then.
[08:37] Shintaro
    See, Towa-chan? Not scary, right?
[08:40] Towa
    Right.
[08:51] Towa
    So pretty.
[09:02] Tsumugi
    Wow, way to make me jealous.
[09:05] Noel
    Let's get to it, Tsumugi.
[09:08] Tsumugi
    Oh, sure, Izumi-san.
[09:10] Noel
    Grr...
[09:12] Tsumugi
    I mean, Noel!
[09:14] Tsumugi
    Sorry about that. I'm still not used to it.
[09:17] Noel
    As long as you understand.
[09:19] Noel
    Are you okay with these, too?
[09:21] Noel
    Hey, Shintaro. Light Tsumugi's up for her.
[09:25] Shintaro
    Yeah, sure thing.
[09:27] Tsumugi
    Oh, uh... You can start with Noel's.
[09:30] Shintaro
    Why get all reserved about this?
[09:33] Shintaro
    Wait, did you two always call
    each other by your first names?
[09:38] Tsumugi
    Oh, we started recently.
[09:40] Noel
    We're friends, after all.
[09:43] Tsumugi
    But wait. Didn't you always call
    Towa-chan and Lili-chan that?
[09:49] Noel
    Oh, I may have been copying Shintaro there.
[09:53] Tsumugi
    Urk. A critical hit.
[09:56] Noel
    Why don't you two use
    your first names, anyway?
[10:00] Noel
    Just do it.
[10:02] Tsumugi
    Nice, Noel!
[10:03] Tsumugi
    Finally, Tokumitsu and I can
    be on a first-name basis!
[10:12] Shintaro
    Tsumugi.
[10:15] Tsumugi
    Then I'll call you...
[10:19] Tsumugi
    Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Shi...
[10:22] Tsumugi
    Shintaro...
[10:24] Shintaro
    I don't know, "Tsutsumi-san" just
    feels right to me at this point.
[10:30] Tsumugi
    Don't give me that crap!
[10:33] Shintaro
    I'm gonna light it up now.
[10:35] Tsumugi
    Yeah, okay.
[10:40] Tsumugi
    This is where Tokumitsu
    and I stand right now.
[10:45] Tsumugi
    Not too close...
[10:48] Tsumugi
    but not too far, either.
[10:55] Tsumugi
    I'm fine with that...
[10:59] Tsumugi
    for now.
[11:18] Lilishka
    Ultimate Saint... Fire Lilishka Special!
[11:22] Hisui
    Lili-chan, I'm begging you...
[11:24] Noel
    Let's draw some hearts.
[11:27] Noel
    Very zoomer! Very cute!
[11:29] Tsumugi
    Yeah!
[11:30] Towa
    What's a zoomer?
[11:48] Shintaro
    Summer break, eh?
[11:50] Shintaro
    Gotta love it!
[12:00] Towa
    We're here!
[12:02] Shintaro
    You're amped up. You must be
    really excited about the Skytree.
[12:06] Towa
    Yes! I am excited to see the Skytree,
    but I'm also happy for another reason!
[12:12] Towa
    I get to spend all day with you!
[12:18] Shintaro
    What is she, an angel?
[12:20] Shintaro
    Wait, she is an angel.
[12:25] Shintaro
    It's huge...
[12:28] Towa
    It's majestic!
[12:29] Shintaro
    Yeah, it's even bigger in person.
[12:32] Shintaro
    I hear it's the tallest
    broadcasting tower in the world.
[12:36] Towa
    What's a "brawd casting tower"?
[12:38] Shintaro
    You know those shows you watch on TV?
[12:42] Shintaro
    They're being transmitted
    from all the way over here.
[12:47] Towa
    Thank you for everything.
[12:50] Shintaro
    Well, she is kind of a TV buff.
[12:53] Shintaro
    Okay, let's go to the observatory.
[12:56] Towa
    Sure.
[13:01] Towa
    It's like the shopping mall
    we went to last time.
[13:04] Shintaro
    Quite the crowd here.
[13:06] Shintaro
    And what's with all the yukata?
[13:10] Towa
    Just like the festival we all went to.
SIGN    Kimono Rentals
[13:14] Shintaro
    Looks like you can rent them there.
[13:16] Towa
    Rent?
[13:18] Shintaro
    Would you like to try on a yukata?
[13:22] Towa
    Yes!
[13:24] Towa
    U-Um...
[13:28] Towa
    Wh-What do you think, Shintaro-sama?
[13:32] Towa
    How do I look?
[13:35] Shintaro
    Great.
[13:37] Shintaro
    More like really, really great.
[13:40] Shintaro
    You, uh, look really... um...
[13:44] Shintaro
    Really cute.
[13:46] Towa
    Thank you kindly.
[13:50] Girla
    Hey, check it out.
[13:52] Girla
    She's so pretty!
[13:53] Girlb
    She is!
[13:55] Shintaro
    You got that right.
[13:57] Shintaro
    Wait, why am I the one
    getting all smug over this?
[14:02] Shintaro
    Uh...
[14:03] Shintaro
    That's 2,100 yen for the observatory deck.
[14:07] Shintaro
    If we also want access to the observation
    gallery above that, it's 3,100 yen.
[14:12] Shintaro
    Since we're here, let's go all the way up.
[14:16] Shintaro
    Huh?
SIGN    Due to changing exhibits,
SIGN    the observation gallery is closed today.
[14:16] Shintaro
    It's closed today? Seriously?!
[14:19] Shintaro
    I should've looked it up beforehand.
[14:22] Towa
    Um, Shintaro-sama?
    Does it cost money to go up?
[14:28] Shintaro
    Yeah.
[14:29] Towa
    I think I'll pass on that.
[14:33] Towa
    We can buy fifteen radishes
    for the cost of one ticket.
[14:36] Towa
    Thirty for the cost of two...
[14:38] Shintaro
    What's with the radish currency?
[14:40] Shintaro
    It's fine. It's for times like these that I work.
[14:45] Towa
    Wait, did this yukata cost money, too?!
SIGN    Jolt
SIGN    Yukata and
    simple hair styling
    =3,000 yen
[14:49] Shintaro
    Well, yeah...
SIGN    He paid while
    she was changing
[14:52] Towa
    I'll take it off!
[14:54] Shintaro
    Wait, time out! Don't take it off!
[14:57] Shintaro
    Don't worry about the cost! Besides, I...
[15:00] Shintaro
    I wanted to see you wearing a yukata.
[15:04] Shintaro
    And I want to go up to
    the observatory with you.
[15:07] Shintaro
    So it's okay, really.
[15:10] Towa
    Thank you so much.
[15:14] Man
    So pure.
[15:16] Woman1
    Such a pure couple.
[15:17] Woman2
    They're both so cute!
[15:19] Pa
    Thank you for visiting Tokyo Skytree.
[15:23] Pa
    This elevator will reach the observatory
    deck, 350 meters high, in about 50 seconds.
[15:32] Pa
    Observatory deck.
[15:40] Towa
    Wow, this is amazing! Getting a view
    from this high up without flying...
[15:44] Towa
    It's amazing!
[15:46] Shintaro
    Sure is.
[15:47] Shintaro
    I think the apartment's over there.
[15:49] Towa
    Oh, the book that person's
    reading looks interesting.
[15:55] Shintaro
    Huh?!
[15:57] Shintaro
    Do you have really amazing
     eyesight or something?
[16:01] Towa
    I think it's pretty normal.
[16:03] Shintaro
    Angels are strong.
[16:06] Towa
    This is truly amazing.
[16:08] Towa
    I can't believe people
    actually built all this.
[16:13] Shintaro
    Right?
[16:19] Girlc
    Eek!
[16:21] Girlc
    Scary!
[16:21] Girld
    Yeah, nope! This is too high up!
[16:24] Girld
    I can't, I can't, I just can't!
[16:26] Towa
    They're all afraid of the height.
[16:29] Shintaro
    That makes sense.
[16:30] Towa
    But you don't seem to be scared.
[16:33] Shintaro
    I guess.
[16:35] Towa
    Being high up has great views
    and feels wonderful, doesn't it?
[16:39] Shintaro
    I mean, we're inside a building.
[16:41] Shintaro
    I think I would be scared of nasty drops, too.
[16:45] Towa
    Nasty... drops?
[16:47] Shintaro
    Oh, right.
[16:49] Shintaro
    Um...
[16:51] Shintaro
    Humans can't fly. So if we
    fall from high enough, we die.
SIGN    Drain
[16:56] Towa
    Shintaro-sama!
[16:57] Towa
    You need to be more scared! You're not safe!
[17:00] Shintaro
    S-Sorry!
[17:02] Shintaro
    But hey! You'd save me if I fell, right?
[17:06] Towa
    Of course.
[17:08] Shintaro
    Then there's no need to be scared.
[17:11] Towa
    True...
[17:13] Shintaro
    Glad she has such an open mind.
[17:20] Towa
    This is pretty.
[17:31] Towa
    I notice that there are a
    lot of people with big bags.
[17:35] Shintaro
    Well, it is summer break.
[17:37] Shintaro
    A lot of them are
    probably coming back home.
[17:40] Towa
    Coming back home?
[17:41] Shintaro
    Coming back home to spend
    time with their family.
[17:45] Towa
    With family...
[17:47] Kid
    Mommy!
[17:49] Kid
    I'm gonna show this to Grandma later.
[17:51] Mommy
    It'll be great to see her again, huh?
[17:54] Kid
    Yeah, I can't wait!
[17:55] Towa
    Do you miss your family, Shintaro-sama?
    Don't you want to see them?
[17:59] Shintaro
    Hmm...
[18:01] Shintaro
    Well, they're all overseas.
[18:03] Shintaro
    What about you? Are you lonely,
    missing everyone up in Heaven?
[18:08] Towa
    I'd love to see them,
    but I can't say I feel lonely.
[18:14] Towa
    You're here with me, after all.
[18:16] Shintaro
    Same here.
[18:17] Shintaro
    I haven't felt lonely at
    all since you showed up.
[18:24] Shintaro
    It's a bit late, but why
    don't we have lunch outside?
[18:27] Towa
    Sure.
[18:28] Shintaro
    Oh, do your feet hurt or anything?
[18:32] Shintaro
    You're wearing those sandals...
[18:33] Towa
    I'm fine.
[18:35] Towa
    I'm floating a little.
[18:36] Towa
    You're floating?!
[18:41] Towa
    "Dozeu"?
[18:43] Shintaro
    Dojou.
[19:00] Walker1
    Man, I haven't come to Asakusa in forever.
[19:02] Walker2
    Right?
[19:06] Shintaro
    T-Towa-chan!
[19:14] Towa
    H-Huh?
[19:17] Towa
    Sh-Shintaro-sama?
[19:29] Towa
    Shintaro-sama.
[19:34] Shintaro
    We don't want to get separated.
[19:43] Shintaro
    What even is this?
[19:45] Shintaro
    We could just hold hands if it's
    to make sure we don't get lost.
[19:52] Shintaro
    But...
[19:53] Shintaro
    Every time we go out,
    things get all awkward.
[20:00] Towa
    I had lots and lots of fun today!
[20:02] Shintaro
    Glad to hear it. I really enjoyed it, too.
[20:05] Shintaro
    It just sucks that we couldn't go
    all the way up to the gallery.
[20:09] Shintaro
    Oh, let's pick up meals
    at the station for dinner.
[20:13] Shintaro
    We can eat at home.
[20:15] Shintaro
    Towa-chan?
[20:16] Towa
    I'm sorry.
[20:18] Towa
    It's been so much fun, I kind
    of don't want to go home yet.
[20:24] Shintaro
    Summer break's only just started.
[20:26] Shintaro
    We still have plans to go to a bunch
    of different places, remember?
[20:32] Shintaro
    Oh, right. I was going to give this to
    you once we got back home, but...
[20:37] Shintaro
    Here, a souvenir.
[20:44] Shintaro
    Towa-chan?
[20:45] Shintaro
    Did you not want it?
[20:47] Shintaro
    Er, I...
[20:48] Towa
    Shintaro-sama.
[20:50] Towa
    Thank you very much.
[20:55] Towa
    I'd like to repay you somehow.
[20:58] Shintaro
    It's okay. You're always
    helping me out so much.
[21:05] Towa
    Shintaro-sama, come this way.
[21:08] Shintaro
    Huh? What's up?
[21:11] Towa
    Okay, there's nobody around.
[21:15] Towa
    Please close your eyes.
[21:18] Shintaro
    Huh? Okay.
[21:20] Towa
    Don't move.
[21:23] Shintaro
    What's going on?
[21:31] Shintaro
    Wait, is she going to... k-kiss me?!
[21:36] Shintaro
    Towa-chan! It's too soon for that!
[21:40] Shintaro
    Huh?
[21:42] Shintaro
    What?
[21:44] Shintaro
    W-We've kissed the ground goodbye!
[21:51] Towa
    It's okay, Shintaro-sama!
    You're not going to fall!
[21:55] Shintaro
    Huh?
[21:57] Shintaro
    Is this... an angel's power?
[21:59] Towa
    Um, this is my way of repaying
    you for the snow globe.
[22:08] Shintaro
    This is so crazy, I don't know what to say.
[22:12] Shintaro
    So this is the world as you see it.
[22:16] Towa
    I haven't flown this high
    since the day I came to Earth.
[22:22] Towa
    Shintaro-sama...
[22:25] Towa
    I was really excited when I came to Earth,
[22:30] Towa
    but I was also just as worried.
[22:41] Towa
    But thanks to you, I've gotten
    to go to so many new places.
[22:45] Towa
    I got to know Tsumugi-san, Noel-san,
    Lilishka-san, and Hisui-san.
[22:51] Towa
    I got to learn so much about how fun,
    warm, and wonderful the mortal world is.
[22:59] Towa
    I...
[23:01] Towa
    I'm so glad I got to meet you, Shintaro-sama.
[23:06] Shintaro
    Yeah.
[23:07] Towa
    But I still have lots to learn about humans.
[23:13] Towa
    So...
[23:14] Towa
    I hope we can continue to be together.
[23:18] Shintaro
    Same here.
[23:20] Shintaro
    Let's go home, shall we?
[23:22] Towa
    Yeah.
[23:50] Shintaro
    Towa-chan...
[23:51] Shintaro
    I feel so uncool right now!
[23:54] Towa
    You're not!
[23:58] Shintaro
    Boss, I'll be going now.
[24:01] Boss
    Good work today, Tokumitsu-kun.
[24:11] Shintaro
    Things got strangely busy today,
    but I'm glad we got through it.
[24:21] Shintaro
    Oh, it's you guys. How are you doing?
[24:27] Shintaro
    See you around.
[24:30] Shintaro
    My name is Tokumitsu Shintaro.
[24:33] Shintaro
    I used to think I was a normal sixteen-year-old,
[24:35] Shintaro
    not particularly fortunate or unfortunate.
[24:47] Shintaro
    But now I realize
[24:55] Shintaro
    that I'm a very fortunate,
    not-particularly-normal sixteen-year-old.
[25:02] Shintaro
    I'm back, Towa-chan!
[25:05] Towa
    Welcome home, Shintaro-sama!