# E6 - 501st, Are You Feeling Stressed?
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"501st, Are You Feeling Stressed?"
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War stress?
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When you're at war a long time,
it causes problems for you mentally.
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--I still didn't do it!
--The symptoms are denial of reality,
impulsive aggression,
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--I have the proof.
--The symptoms are denial of reality,
impulsive aggression,
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--I have the proof.
--tiredness and a sense of
self-loathing, supposedly.
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--Am I just not educating you right?
--tiredness and a sense of
self-loathing, supposedly.
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So we all have to take good care
of ourselves mentally.
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I can tell it's a pressing concern.
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Oh that? That's called domestic violence,
between a husband and wife!
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So that's what Lynne said.
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Stress, huh?
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So we're going to do our best
to try and help with it.
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I see. So we need to make sure everyone
spends more time training, huh?
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A 30km marathon and a thousand
practice swings with your sword
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every morning are just
the thing to get rid of stress!
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Hey, Mina!
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Miyafuji has some ideas
about our training regimen.
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Sometimes I don't understand
what Sakamoto's saying.
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Mental care! Great idea!
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I asked Eila before to help and she
never ended up doing it, so I gave up.
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Oh, that? Do we really need that?
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I'm sure you don't, Mio!
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--Is there anything stressing you out, Lynne?
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--All the things I've told to
my wall or my glass of beer,
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--I'm going to start telling you!
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--Nope.
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Hey girls. Don't forget about me.
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Hartmann!
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Like you, as a future doctor,
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I spend a lot of time thinking about
how to keep my friends' lives stress-free.
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What are you actually thinking?
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This sounds fun and I want in!
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"Gorilla"
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Um... glad to see you're a happy couple.
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Stress, huh?
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Well, Chris is awake now...
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From love to war, leave all your
puberty-related problems to me!
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What is that intense gaze?
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Is it possible that I, a lady among ladies,
made some kind of mistake?
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Or no, is she after my sexy body?
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This is what's stressing me out!
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"Mumble mumble mumble"
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I guess the other thing would be Chris.
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Someone's a siscon!
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That's not true!
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Wait, if I say that, Miyafuji might
think that Chris isn't attractive.
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"Hartmann's stressed that Chris might get
a complex about her weird sister."
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That's right. Chris' cuteness is one of
the great mysteries of western civilization!
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She's like this in front of Chris, too.
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Do you have anything
stressing you out, Shirley?
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Maybe that I'm hitting a limit
in how fast I can fly?
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My sister's a genius engineer!
Leave it to me, and I'll tell you the cause!
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These two are the cause!
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Every time you fly
they go boing-boing-boing!
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My boobs are ruining my dream?!
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Some boobs are better than others!
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If you set your Striker Unit
up like an airplane,
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so the propeller's spinning in
the opposite direction that you fly,
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would it go faster?
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Great idea! I'll try it!
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Here I go!
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I saw that coming.
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I've heard what you two are up to.
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Eila?!
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Something's stressing Eila out?
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Stay on your guard, Miyafuji.
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What kind of terrible darkness
do you have in your heart?
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What kind of girl do you think I am?
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I, Eila Ilmatar Juut...
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She screwed it up.
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I...!
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I need to be talked to before you do this!
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She skipped it!
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I've used my future sight
to solve many people's problems.
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Have you?
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That's great, Eila!
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I'm glad to have your help!
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I bet you are!
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It hurts to look at...
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Who are you going to talk to next?
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Her tail's wagging, she's so excited!
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Perinne's just up ahead...
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Bad idea.
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She'll chomp your head off.
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"Squeak Squeak"
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Lucchini, then!
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No, she doesn't need our help.
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Want to go anyway, just in case?
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You were planning on walking
right by me, weren't you?
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"Gaze" "Gaze"
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Look me in the eye!
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"Pant" "Pant"
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We couldn't find Lucchini.
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Why don't we have
the Wing Commander look for her?
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Well, she's still busy...
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Nobody ever thinks about how I feel!
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Yeah, let's skip her.
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Wh-What about Sanya?
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We haven't talked to her yet, right?
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"Grin Grin Grin"
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Is there anything stressing you out, Sanya?
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Sanya, feel free to say anything!
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Eila carries me when I'm
sleepy in the morning.
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I had night patrol tonight, but it's going
to rain, so Eila took my place.
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Not really!
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Thanks to you, I don't
really have any problems.
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Sanya!
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I'll make your bed, do your laundry,
and even take care of you when you're sick.
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When you need anything,
anything at all, just tell me!
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That's kind of creepy...
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Hey, I should've asked earlier.
Why are you doing this?
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Lynne told me that combat
stress is a problem.
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Glad to see you're on top of it!
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Regardless of how it worked out...
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How did this happen?
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Stress is scary!
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Life is stressful.
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Lucchini!
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She always has so much energy!
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Good timing!
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Which way did Lucchini go?
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Lucchini's got a cavity?
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But why did she run away?
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I told her how it's usually treated
and she ran away fast.
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"This era had no localized anesthetic."
"Pedal Drill"
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Where do we look for her?
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We won't be able to catch her
just by chasing her.
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There's an easy way. Don't worry.
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That's why you're her mom!
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I like it!
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Let's go!
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What bait will they use for the trap?
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Dessert or pasta, right?
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They're back.
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That was fast!
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We'll use Sanya's magic to find her!
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That's a relief.
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She's on night patrol tonight.
Don't overwork her.
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What did you use the stick and rope for?
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They're being used right now.
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We kidnapped her from the tiger's den!
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Our blitz tactics are unstoppable!
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What did you do to Eila?!
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What? Eila...
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Hartmann?
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Sorry. We really need to find Lucchini.
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Okay. I'll look.
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She's not bothered at all.
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Orussians are spooky.
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She seems to be in Shirley's room.
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My room? Got it.
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Lucchini, you're in there, right?
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"Shirley's
Room"
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Shirley? Is it just you?
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Yup. I'm coming in.
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I heard what happened.
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Just leave it to me.
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Really?
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Look into my eyes!
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"Lies"
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Are these the eyes of a liar?
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Shirley!
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"Bwaaaaah"
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Come on, doctor! That's your cue!
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"I'm just going to put
a healing spell on you."
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It feels good to help others.
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"I'm just going to put a healing spell on you."
"What? It's not a drill?"
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Is this how Miyafuji always feels?
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"It's not!"
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You know, though, we're lucky she was here.
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"It's not!"
"Yay!"
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Why?
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The home remedy for a cavity
is to just pull out the tooth.
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Scary!
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"Oww! Oww! Oww!"
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Good thing we've got Miyafuji.
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It hurts?!
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"Waaah!"
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What happened?
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I don't understand!
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Did you strengthen the
bacteria in the cavity?
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Does that happen?
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I wish I could just heal the tooth...
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I guess we go ask everybody.
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Go to a hospital.
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I think she'll have to go to a hospital.
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I know a way to get rid of
a cavity without using a drill.
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Really?
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No, I don't know...
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Not only does it heal fast,
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it's what the doctors in town do.
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I see...
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Right?
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Hold it!
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Welcome back.
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How'd it go?
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I got a bunch of stuff
that helps with tooth pain.
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She asked the wrong people.
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What did they tell her?!
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Here's crushed dried plums
to help with the pain.
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It's sour!
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Grated garlic, then.
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It stinks!
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Resin-flavored candy...
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Stinky and nasty!
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Glance.
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Don't lose your conscience!
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Hey guys.
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"There there there"
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Oh, Lynne.
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I came up with a way to
get rid of a cavity instantly.
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What is it?
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First, tie a thread around a door handle,
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and then tie the other end around the cavity.
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If you slam the door
the tooth will come right out.
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If you go to the hospital they'll
just take it out anyway.
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So I think if somebody who can
use healing magic does it,
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it'll hurt less after it's done.
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You're right...
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Miyafuji!
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Okay, Lucchini, open wide!
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Run, Lucchini!
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Are you okay?
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The tooth!
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Oww!
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That's the tooth with the cavity.
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Oh, I see a new tooth
where the old one was...
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It wasn't a cavity, it was...
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A baby tooth!
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"Several Days Later"
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Hooray! New tooth!
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"Perrine"
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It wasn't a cavity,
it was a new tooth coming in...
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I'm so glad... so glad...
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Now let's make it so everybody's
sure to not get cavities, Yoshika.
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Yeah. You're right, Lynne.
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What is this?
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It's relaxing here in this tight space.
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"Yamakawa Michiko's
Strike Witches Classroom"
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Hi everybody!
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It's time for Yamakawa Michiko's
Strike Witches Classroom!
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Today's witch is Francesca Lucchini!
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She's an ace witch from
the Romagna Air Force,
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and the youngest witch in the 501st.
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Her abilities as a witch were
identified at the age of ten,
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and she was recruited into the military.
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She's a super-genius girl!
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Her cuteness makes her the group's mascot,
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and everybody thinks of
her as a little sister.
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But when the battle starts,
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she's a brave witch who's
not scared of any Neuroi.
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Her inherent abilities
let her use light and heat,
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as well as multiple layers of shields.
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She can attack with power you'd never believe
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could come from someone so young and tiny,
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and she's used that power
to achieve many victories.
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They say that she's far more
accommodating of other people
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than her youth would suggest,
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as well as quiet and studious.
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Yoshika's so amazing, the way she gets
to be with such an incredible person!
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It's me, Yamakawa Michiko from Fuso.
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February is Setsubun season in Fuso!
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Do you think Yoshika and
the others are throwing beans?
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Next time: "501st, Get Ready for Setsubun?"
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"Next time:
501st, Get Ready for Setsubun?"
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You've never seen witches like these before!
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