E2 - Hikari, You're Taking a Test?
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I'm Karibuchi Hikari!
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"Hikari, You're Taking a Test?"
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An apprentice witch going
to flight training school!
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I train hard every day to be a witch,
but it never goes well!
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But I've got lots and lots of endurance!
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My dream is to be big, like my sister!
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Yes.
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Right now I'm just a dreamer going to school.
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What's wrong?
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They're asking the school to recommend
one student to be sent to war!
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And to go with Officer Karibuchi Takami!
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With my sister!
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Yeah, there's a test to
decide who gets to go.
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"Notice"
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This is what I've been dreaming of!
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All that running I did after
I found out that it's a
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soldier's job to run is about to pay off!
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I don't need any endurance for this!
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"Test Contents: Striker Unit Race"
"No Army Has Ever Had
an Endurance Test to Join It"
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Magic power output? I need to train!
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I'll never get another chance
to be deployed with my sister!
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"Hikari, what about class?"
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This is my chance to be
a hero like my sister!
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"Sasebo's Hero Takami
Welcome Home Fair Movie Debut"
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But whenever I see how the locals treat her...
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She's less like a hero and
more like a local mascot.
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It really kills my drive.
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"Training Crossing the Sea"
"Hehehe Hehehe"
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My sister trained by putting
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magic power under her feet
and walking across the sea.
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If I can do this, that test'll be a snap!
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I do it every day and have never
made it to the other side.
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But I'll keep doing it, even if I sink...
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Um, you're the witch who jumps
into the river every day?
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You're making the fish run away
and the fishermen are all mad.
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If I do it here...
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Right! I need to make the
training harder anyway!
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This is it!
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I'll add weight!
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It's heavy enough that I won't float.
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Okay, time to go.
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"I got a lecture on the importance of life."
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She's drowning herself!
That girl's trying to drown herself!
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I need to find another place!
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Here! A mud puddle!
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It's efficient, and I run the
risk of getting muddy if I fail!
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Yes! This is it!
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Hikari!
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There you are!
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Sister!
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Huh?
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Well...
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Did you hear about the test?
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Yes. The place I'm going
is pretty far away, though.
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Where are you being assigned?
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The 502nd in St. Petersburg.
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They're sending me a risk assessment later.
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Kanno's there. She was my partner.
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I see!
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She's a tomboy who likes to fight,
and a violent "Yankee" girl!
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[Note: A Yankee is a Japanese word
for a tough or thug]
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A Yankee?
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She has a Fuso name but she's from Liberion!
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Oh, you mean she's a thug.
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Is that okay?
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She seems scary at first glance,
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--but she always thinks of
the people around her.
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--You wanna piece of me?
--but she always thinks of
the people around her.
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--You want to fight? Come on!
--but she always thinks of
the people around her.
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--You want to fight? Come on!
--She's very cute!
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I see! A mild Yankee!
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Yup!
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Sis, I wanna go to Europe! Teach me, okay?
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Okay, Hikari!
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"St. Petersburg 502nd Joint Fighter Wing"
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Squad Leader Rall says her
old wounds are acting up,
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and so she made me fill out the risk
assessment to telegraph to Takami.
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Risks around here, huh?
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The Neuroi are nice enough to actually
attack. So we don't need to list them.
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I should introduce her to
our dangerous personnel.
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Working hard?
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Nipa?
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I brought some tea,
so why not take a break--
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Hot! Hot! Hot...
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Dangerous person #1: Nikka
Edvardine Katajainen.
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AKA Nipa.
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Her powers are bad luck and big tits.
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Help me! Come on!
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My luck is bad...
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And amazing self-healing powers.
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Don't write that, Kanno.
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Hey, working hard I see!
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Krupinski!
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Look at you, Nipa.
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Thank you! Looking at you
makes the tea taste good.
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Don't stare at my misery!
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No, she's staring at your boobs.
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Hey, can I write something?
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Okay, I guess.
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Huh? I don't see the pen.
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Where is it?
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Seriously?
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Nipa, I love you!
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Did I drop it?
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You lifted it!
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What's wrong?
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Oh, no. I bought a camera.
Why don't I have it with me?
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Dangerous person #2. Krupinski.
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Her power is her pervertedness.
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Okay. You two are the only dangerous people.
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How awful!
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Naoe thinks I'm special. How nice.
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Shut up.
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Kanno, show me what you wrote.
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Sure, but I'm not rewriting it.
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"Dear Takami
Petersburg Risk Assessment"
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Her handwriting's gorgeous!
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If her handwriting's that cute,
she must be a pure girl at heart!
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Naoe, you're the cutest!
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What's your problem?!
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"Back to the Karibuchi family,
on the day of the test"
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Thank you for staying up all
night to practice with me!
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No, it's for my own sake, too!
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Sorry if I fail.
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Hikari, when you're worried
you need to use visualization.
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Try to see in your mind the
two of us fighting together...
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I see.
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We just made it!
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I'll go get to work.
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Okay!
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So you really want to go to Europe, failure?
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You're...
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"Misumi Miya (Age 14) The School's
Best Student and Her Opponent Today"
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Don't get in the way of my dream:
standing alongside officer Takami!
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You're trying to tear apart
me and my sister, huh?
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What are you talking about?
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I won't lose today!
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Let's head to the track.
You can whine on the way.
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What?
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I'm gonna beat you bad. So get ready!
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Her eyes are so powerful!
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Is this...?
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Your eyes are bloodshot.
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Were you too nervous to sleep well,
and ended up oversleeping?
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N-No!
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There're so many people at the racetrack!
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There's not much to do out here in
the country. That's just how it goes.
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Good luck, Hikari!
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Thanks!
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Officer Takami's cheering
for you. I'm jealous.
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And those guys who're screaming,
are they your relatives?
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No.
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"Fuso's First Sister Ace Team!!"
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They're the local shop owners.
They smell money.
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"And the race finally begins!!"
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Race around the carrier out at sea and back.
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If you can't make it back by
the specified time, you fail!
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Now put on your Striker Unit and go!
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A typhoon!
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What awful timing!
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Hurry! The test's started.
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Hurry!
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Since we lost the Striker Units,
we're changing the test.
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To what?
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Want to walk on water?
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Zuh-zah!
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Misumi!
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What are you doing?
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Um, I saw my gun wash up on the rocks.
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And my no-waste mentality caused
my body to move on its own.
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Oh! I understand that!
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One!
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Two!
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Three!
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Yes! I walked on water!
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Now I just need to land on
the pier like we always did!
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I never got to actually practice landing,
so I don't know how to do it!
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"Misumi's shield saved them"
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Thanks for the shield, Misumi!
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Um, thanks for saving me!
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No, it's fun.
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I had the wrong idea about you.
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Aww, that's so mean.
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"They both failed the test for going MIA."
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Karibuchi, do it again!
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I can't!
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"The next day."
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Telegram!
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"Karibuchi Hikari You are ordered to
prepare for deployment to Europe"
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Hikari, you passed!
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Passed? Me?
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But why me?
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Looks like somebody recommended you.
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"Day of Her Leaving"
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Do your best over there!
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Misumi, did you recommend me?
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I would never do that!
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She's a terrible liar.
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But who else?
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You can do it, Hikari!
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"Now Working on a Plan to Promote
the Sasebo Ace Sisters!!
Sasebo Merchant Association"
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Both of you be aces!
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The Merchant Association
recommended me for money?
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I'm just supposed to stand next to my sister!
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No!
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I did it! I recommended you!
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Time to go!
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"Yamakawa Michiko's
World Witches Classroom"
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It's time for Yamakawa Michiko's
World Witches Classroom!
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"502nd Joint Fighter Wing Brave Witches"
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Today I'll be telling you about the
502nd Joint Fighter Wing, Brave Witches!
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They're another dream team formed
by aces from around the world.
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Their base is in St. Petersburg,
at the west end of Orussia,
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and they fight the Neuroi every day!
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And leading this unit is an ultra ace,
highly trusted by her subordinates,
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who holds the #3 record for Neuroi kills!
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Beneath her is a highly-decorated officer
who's achieved great glory in battle,
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Karlsland's super ace, called the "Count"
for her kindness and noble bearing.
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A young Fuso ace, gallant in
battle against the Neuroi,
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but also a quiet girl who reads literature!
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They're all super-talented people!
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They're said to be almost
as good as the 501st!
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Fuso's famous Hero of Sasebo,
Karibuchi Takami, is going to join them, too!
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Then they'll be unstoppable!
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Witches are really wonderful and amazing!
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It's me, Karibuchi Hikari!
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Next episode, we're back to the 501st!
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They're all going to Gallia, I guess.
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Is there someone there?
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Next time: "501st, You're Paying Them Back?"
[13:13] ---
"501st, You're Paying Them Back?"
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This time, World Witches
is actually taking off?
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